Ep. 141 | 3000 Calories

[00:00:46] Speaker A: He don't need them. He don't need them. [00:00:47] Speaker B: I don't need him. I have a radio voice. [00:00:50] Speaker A: He thinks he has a radio voice. [00:00:51] Speaker B: As I've been told. [00:00:53] Speaker A: Is that what people tell you, that you have a radio voice? No. [00:00:55] Speaker B: You guys told me that for, like, a year straight, starting this podcast. You're. [00:01:00] Speaker A: Like I said that. You accentuate your voice well, if that's what you're saying. I don't know if you have a radio voice. That would be a specific cadence in the way you talk, but you do project your voice well, if that's what you're like. [00:01:15] Speaker B: Like Joe Buck has a radio voice. [00:01:18] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:01:19] Speaker B: Have a radio voice. [00:01:20] Speaker A: No, not Skull Scott. [00:01:23] Speaker B: Does Doc Emrick have a radio voice? Yeah. [00:01:26] Speaker A: Mike Breen. [00:01:28] Speaker B: Yes. Mike Bang. [00:01:30] Speaker A: Yeah, that. That's a radio voice. [00:01:32] Speaker B: Yeah. All right, all right, fair enough. We'll take that. We're back. Did we. We did not record last week, or did we. [00:01:39] Speaker A: I don't think we recorded last week. I don't even know anymore. [00:01:42] Speaker B: Your favorite bi weekly podcast. I honestly forget. I forget. I forget. [00:01:47] Speaker A: I don't think we did last week. [00:01:49] Speaker B: I don't think we did last week either, because it was coming up, you. [00:01:53] Speaker A: Know, but we're back. You know, we're not going on gay hiatuses that just because you. We got the men. We're not feuding at all. There's no drama behind the scenes like other podcasts. [00:02:03] Speaker B: No, we're just too. [00:02:05] Speaker A: They all hate each other. And they'll call me up and just be like, I hate this one. I hate this one. I hate that one. And then they just stop their podcast out of nowhere. So we're not like that. [00:02:14] Speaker B: It's not what we do. That's not how we handle things. [00:02:17] Speaker A: Not at all how we. [00:02:18] Speaker B: If we. If we are going to end this podcast, it is going to be both of us riding off into the sunset or straight into the ground. [00:02:29] Speaker A: You want to do a suicide pact? [00:02:32] Speaker B: Nope, I don't want to do that. [00:02:33] Speaker A: Okay, well, that'd be a good way to end it. You just drink the Kool Aid, and then we just die on. [00:02:38] Speaker B: And we just die on camera. [00:02:39] Speaker A: How's it get up, though? We need to get an intern in that. [00:02:41] Speaker B: Yeah, we need to get somebody, you. [00:02:43] Speaker A: Know who would do that for us. Fatsucker would do that. [00:02:45] Speaker B: Yeah. The only time he would, he'd be like, all right, they're dead, and this podcast is officially dead. So I win. [00:02:50] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah, he would. Yeah, he would. That would be the only shot we'd have him to produce a podcast would be, like, our ultimate demise. [00:02:58] Speaker B: We'd have to, like, I swear Alex is Jewish at some descent. Like, we, I don't know what we have to offer Alex to fucking, to like, help us out, dude. He's like, he's a high. He's a high contract. Yeah, he's a fucking money dude. The kid puts in $5 parlays and thinks his life is, like, at risk. [00:03:18] Speaker A: I, I. Someone sent me a screenshot of a parlay the other day and was like, I'm really going all in on this. It was a $1 bet. I swear to God. [00:03:28] Speaker B: I actually literally came off the Lodges heater. I was gonna wait to talk about this. I. But since we're talking about Alex and being a Jew. [00:03:38] Speaker A: Well, before you get into that, it is really funny that the entire fantasy football league thinks he's actually Jewish and they all call him a Jew. [00:03:45] Speaker B: Oh, they do? [00:03:46] Speaker A: Yeah. You never seen that? [00:03:47] Speaker B: No, I don't. I know, because Margarisi just honestly pisses me off. I can't. I can't watch him interact with other humans. [00:03:53] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, I'm ready. [00:03:54] Speaker B: It makes me want to harm myself, him, and I don't know. I don't know. Like, I, like if, if Richie must have, like, the greatest mind in the world. No, you know what, Cat? [00:04:07] Speaker A: Come on. [00:04:10] Speaker B: Get out. [00:04:10] Speaker A: Get out, you shit bag. Is it still recording? It looks like the numbers are going up. [00:04:16] Speaker B: I don't know. [00:04:18] Speaker A: Does it say start recording or stop? [00:04:19] Speaker B: Stop recording. [00:04:20] Speaker A: All right. [00:04:22] Speaker B: Like, I, I get secondhand embarrassment from Marco sometimes, and I could only imagine Richie just must pay, like, no mind because I. He must. [00:04:31] Speaker A: I think some people just don't pay attention to their significant others. [00:04:35] Speaker B: You could also do that. I bet you I would have a lot less headaches if I just paid less attention to Marco. Marco had to let everybody know, by the way, that I was 31. Seven different times he had to let me know. He had to let people know I was 31. [00:04:48] Speaker A: But he's older than you, so what's it matter? [00:04:51] Speaker B: I know, but it's like, okay, why don't we just. [00:04:55] Speaker A: I was actually gonna chill out and I forgot. Were you. Was that like, the first. Was that was, like, one of the first times he's ever, like, acknowledged you as a person and he, he collabed with you on social media. [00:05:10] Speaker B: Wow. I didn't even notice that you had a hit collab. [00:05:13] Speaker A: Didn't you? It said. [00:05:14] Speaker B: I think it did. I think, I think I, I think I did. [00:05:16] Speaker A: Probably got a bump of followers. [00:05:18] Speaker B: I definitely did. I have. I still have. I still am. [00:05:20] Speaker A: So. [00:05:21] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:05:22] Speaker A: Cat. [00:05:23] Speaker B: Cat. [00:05:25] Speaker A: Oh. [00:05:28] Speaker B: No. [00:05:28] Speaker A: She's just wiping herself out. Poker with the straw. Get out. She don't even care. [00:05:36] Speaker B: Out. [00:05:43] Speaker A: Come on. [00:05:44] Speaker B: Can you get out? I've never met a cat. [00:05:47] Speaker A: Sucks, dude. [00:05:48] Speaker B: Oh, it's fine. [00:05:49] Speaker A: Just don't lay on the computer. No one cares about us. [00:05:53] Speaker B: You're a good looking cat. At least. [00:05:58] Speaker A: I don't know what's going on. I don't know what's going on in this house right now. I feel like this is one of those episodes that's going to be like the Thunderdome. We're in the Thunderdome right now. [00:06:06] Speaker B: This. [00:06:06] Speaker A: As long as the numbers are going. [00:06:08] Speaker B: Up on this, it doesn't say stop record, or start recording. So we're good. You just got to stay away from the. Go. Over here. Over here. That's why cats suck and dogs real. [00:06:19] Speaker A: They don't listen. Never listen. [00:06:21] Speaker B: Dudes, they're like women listen. What a scumbag. You're a scumbag. You're a good looking scumbag, but you're a scumbag. All right. I just don't trust cats. [00:06:30] Speaker A: She's definitely gonna go back on it. Yeah, she's gonna lay on it. [00:06:33] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:06:34] Speaker A: And now the whole thing's gonna go off. [00:06:35] Speaker B: Hey. [00:06:38] Speaker A: No, look, she's laying across. [00:06:40] Speaker B: She's laying across it. [00:06:42] Speaker A: This is crazy. [00:06:44] Speaker B: Yo, you gotta get off the computer, bro. What are you doing? [00:06:47] Speaker A: I think she likes it. It's warm. [00:06:49] Speaker B: Yeah, of course. We're good. She honestly didn't even hit the button. I think. I don't know. Something else. You can lay on anything else in this house. Go lay up behind the Giorgio family sign. [00:07:08] Speaker A: Anything you could. She could. [00:07:09] Speaker B: Anything. Anyhow, that was super distracting. [00:07:13] Speaker A: I don't even know where we were. Oh, Marco. [00:07:15] Speaker B: Marco. Finally collabing and. And mentioning my existence. Yeah. Pretty cool. [00:07:21] Speaker A: I mean, you got. You got like eight, 10 slides. You got a lot of slides. [00:07:25] Speaker B: I'm alive and I am his brother. So that would make. That would make some sense. So appreciate that, man. Thanks. [00:07:32] Speaker A: Do you. That's like basically like him telling to go follow you. Like, that's like. That's big. Because for years I feel like you've been dying for that approval. Like 10 years. Like, you should probably be just as far along in social media as he is. [00:07:45] Speaker B: No, I'm not as consistent as Marco is. [00:07:47] Speaker A: I know. I get that. [00:07:48] Speaker B: Yeah. So, like, I already know. I already know. If I was consistent as my brother, I could. I could definitely be if not bigger than my brother, for sure. [00:07:55] Speaker A: I just feel inside. Is that just, like, an ego thing? [00:07:58] Speaker B: Like, you know, I mean. No, I just think that. [00:08:04] Speaker A: Are you trying to say you're more interested than your brother? [00:08:07] Speaker B: I think, believe it or not, maybe Marco could probably reach more. More different groups of people. I don't know. That's tough. I definitely think I could definitely talk to multiple groups of people. I don't know. But Marco's more educated than me, so, like, that. That definitely helps. Like, especially when you're talking to folks. I mean, someone said the word emulate to me yesterday, and I didn't know what I meant, so I can't. [00:08:31] Speaker A: Did you look it up? [00:08:32] Speaker B: No, I didn't. [00:08:32] Speaker A: So you didn't even want to, like, try to learn what it meant? [00:08:35] Speaker B: No, I felt defeated. [00:08:37] Speaker A: So, like, if you wanted to emulate me, you'd start, like, you know, A, being the man. B, wearing big glasses. C, drinking espressos. D, ordering Uber eats and just getting McDonald's Diet Cokes. You just. [00:08:51] Speaker B: Okay, so you're just copying patterns. [00:08:53] Speaker A: Yeah. Or just, like, trying to be more like that person. [00:08:56] Speaker B: Oh, okay. [00:08:57] Speaker A: Okay. [00:08:57] Speaker B: All right. That's pretty. That's pretty cool. [00:09:03] Speaker A: But you. You see. Wait, hold on. You're telling me you hear a word that you don't understand, you're just like that. I don't even want to know what it means next. You're just like, no, I have got no interest. [00:09:14] Speaker B: I don't. I think. I think it happened. It happened late last night, and I was just. My brain cashes out sometimes. [00:09:24] Speaker A: Yeah. So the lights are on, but no one's home. [00:09:26] Speaker B: No one's home. [00:09:27] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:09:27] Speaker B: Or it's also like, dude, there'd be times in my brain, like, people go for lunch and they just don't come back. [00:09:34] Speaker A: Yeah. Like, so you just. Are you more in your head, like, you're like, why are you trying to show off with those big words? Like, is that what you're thinking in your head? [00:09:43] Speaker B: I could get. You could piss me off by using a big word in front of me. I find it disrespectful. [00:09:47] Speaker A: Yeah, it is a little dis. [00:09:50] Speaker B: I'm just being honest. I don't know what else to tell you. Like, why can't you just be fucking super simple right now? [00:09:54] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. [00:09:55] Speaker B: Do I look like a person that you need to impress with a large word? No. [00:09:58] Speaker A: So what were they? Who they trying to say you're trying to emulate or. [00:10:01] Speaker B: No, they were saying something about something that they had emulates other systems And I was like, what the fuck does that even mean? [00:10:09] Speaker A: So I don't even know how that could use it that way, but whatever. [00:10:11] Speaker B: I use words all the time that I don't even understand what they mean. I said it literally. I said a phrase the other day that I just made up when it's right in Rome. That's not a. That's not a saying. [00:10:23] Speaker A: When did you say that? [00:10:24] Speaker B: I said it the other day on my Instagram story. [00:10:26] Speaker A: When? When? When it's right. It's Rome. [00:10:28] Speaker B: No, when it's. When it's right in Rome or something like that. I don't know. I don't know. It was. [00:10:35] Speaker A: Instead of just went in Rome. [00:10:36] Speaker B: Yeah, that's what it is. I know that I said that after the fact I said that. [00:10:40] Speaker A: It's not. [00:10:40] Speaker B: It. Yeah, you know, it's all good. [00:10:44] Speaker A: It's. [00:10:44] Speaker B: Everything's developing a development story for me at 31 now, of course. Cool. Celebrated my birthday over the weekend. [00:10:53] Speaker A: Did you do anything fun? [00:10:54] Speaker B: No, not at all. [00:10:55] Speaker A: Not at all. [00:10:56] Speaker B: Not at all. I worked a double on my birthday. The next day I went to Wicked. It was very nice. Steve took care of me. You know, me and my buddy Nick were there. [00:11:05] Speaker A: It seemed like he had a little party for you. [00:11:08] Speaker B: No, it wasn't like a full on party thing. The flyer to me was like, whatever, dude, do it if you want to. I did not ask for that at all because the last fly that I made for myself, I was 22 at Storyville. And we all know how that story went, so. [00:11:25] Speaker A: Yeah. Is that when you didn't pay the bill? [00:11:27] Speaker B: I paid partially. Not all of it, though. Yeah. [00:11:30] Speaker A: Okay. [00:11:30] Speaker B: Yeah, but that's the last, though. [00:11:32] Speaker A: It's your birthday. You really shouldn't be paying for anything. So I actually feel you on that. I didn't realize that was your birthday. Yeah. [00:11:38] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:11:38] Speaker A: That's kind of like your friends with scumbags. [00:11:40] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. I still to this day, that's what I say. Like the people that were on the table that are my friends legitimate scumbags. [00:11:50] Speaker A: Yeah. No, that's not even a question. [00:11:51] Speaker B: Yeah, I mean, I would. And I don't even talk to, I think any of those people anymore, so that just goes to show value. [00:11:59] Speaker A: So on your birthday they stuck you with a bill and left you at. At a place? [00:12:03] Speaker B: Yeah, Yeah. I think maybe. Maybe one or two people might have thrown me like a hundred bucks then. Just so everybody understands that's not even close to a necessary amount that you need. I can only imagine, need like 15 to 1. Thousand seven hundred dollars. [00:12:19] Speaker A: That's what I was thinking. [00:12:20] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:12:20] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:12:21] Speaker B: Okay. [00:12:22] Speaker A: Okay, so that makes sense. So. [00:12:24] Speaker B: So we did that. [00:12:25] Speaker A: So this birthday was better than that birthday. [00:12:27] Speaker B: Dude, this birthday was good. I didn't get broken up with. [00:12:30] Speaker A: That's. That's. [00:12:30] Speaker B: That. We broke the streak. [00:12:31] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:12:32] Speaker B: That's awesome. [00:12:33] Speaker A: That is two years in a row. [00:12:34] Speaker B: That was two. It was two years in a row. So it was Bria then. Cunt. So. [00:12:41] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:12:41] Speaker B: And we're good, baby. We're hanging in there. You know, 31's weird, and it is what it is. Nothing's really, like. [00:12:49] Speaker A: You're old, though. [00:12:49] Speaker B: I feel, like. Feel a little bit, like. I just feel, like, a little bit around. I don't know how to explain it exactly. Like, 30 was funny because you're like, oh, now you're 30. Now you're 31. I'm just kind of feeling like I still feel 30, if that makes sense. It's just, like, another year added to it. Like, this year went by super fast. Like, I can almost. I can almost rewind for you my whole past year, but life is so crazy that you have no idea where you could be a year from where you are. [00:13:17] Speaker A: So you feel like you're in a much better place. [00:13:19] Speaker B: I feel like I'm. I feel like I learned a lot. I just feel like the 30s were. The 30s were lessons. A lot of lessons. I had to learn a lot about myself. I had to go through a bunch of. Bunch of stupid bullshit, you know, to also learn life lessons. Stayed persistent with work and. Yeah. And now I'm kind of ready to kind of rant like, I told you. I'm kind of ready to ramp it up. So I'm in the. [00:13:44] Speaker A: I don't know what that means, but in the. Getting yourself into something. [00:13:47] Speaker B: I'm in the market of just trying to acquire another job and. And stack that bread, cuz. [00:13:53] Speaker A: All right, so you're trying to stack bread. Okay, when you said when. When you were starting that sentence, I thought you were trying to, like, acquire, like, a girl is what I thought she was. [00:14:00] Speaker B: No, I'm really not. You know, stacked up. [00:14:03] Speaker A: Right. [00:14:03] Speaker B: That. That stuff's, like, at a distance. I also have learned, like, bro, if you just do you and just everything, like, whatever comes your way will come your way, man. [00:14:12] Speaker A: Let the game come to you. [00:14:12] Speaker B: Let the game come to you. Yeah, we talked about it. You know, for just five yards of play. Dayton, it's cool, like. Cause, like, the last thing I. You know, there was so much pressure. Like, you said you're like, this is fucking crazy. This is four months and this is crazy. [00:14:28] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:14:29] Speaker B: Something you know. And all you guys were at the party were telling me, like I was telling you, like, how. How that all went down. You were like, dude, like four months in. We're just being realistic with you. Like, no one should be asking you those types of questions. Like, that's fucking nuts. I'm like, yeah. And so now here I am. [00:14:42] Speaker A: Questions you should be getting asked four months in. What hole do you want to put it in? That's above. [00:14:48] Speaker B: That's where you should. That's where you should be all. Where we are. Like, where are we today? [00:14:53] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. [00:14:53] Speaker B: You know, I mean, exactly. It's very non high pressure question. [00:14:57] Speaker A: Yes. [00:14:59] Speaker B: Not a lot of pressing on the mind. That's another thing, dude. Like, you know, like, stop with the. You stop at the games. You know what you want. So, like the dating thing, it's like, it's cool. Super cool. I'm keeping it super cash. Not casual. I'm. I'm sorry. I'm not keeping it casual. I don't want to casually date. That's not what I'm trying to say. I'm more just trying to go to like a slower, way slower pace. [00:15:23] Speaker A: I think the highest suicide rate is 27. Age. 27. So just think you're four years past that. [00:15:29] Speaker B: That's good because I'm Pretty sure at 27 I wanted to kill myself. [00:15:33] Speaker A: So just think how much further you are from, you know, that's 27. [00:15:38] Speaker B: That's great. [00:15:38] Speaker A: I could be making up that entire statement, but I'm pretty sure that's true. [00:15:41] Speaker B: That's a Mako fact. I don't know. [00:15:43] Speaker A: Kurt Cobain killed himself at 27. [00:15:45] Speaker B: When did Kirk Minahan try 27? [00:15:50] Speaker A: I think he's cried several, several times. [00:15:51] Speaker B: But you know what's so sad? Not like, this is like turning into a very sad, Sad. Arturo Gaddy Jr. Oh, yeah. [00:15:59] Speaker A: TuroGadi. Yeah. [00:16:00] Speaker B: Yeah. His son killed himself yesterday. Same way that his dad died. He hung himself. 17 years old. That's two. That's crazy, bro. That's way too young. [00:16:10] Speaker A: So it was hereditary. [00:16:11] Speaker B: I know, but that's like, how is. How is suicide hereditary? [00:16:14] Speaker A: It was a joke. [00:16:15] Speaker B: But that's a terrible joke. It's a terrible joke. That's a terrible joke. Anyways, back to the birthday. Great. Good. We're doing. We're doing good. I won like $2,600 in the past 72 hours. [00:16:30] Speaker A: That's great. [00:16:31] Speaker B: That was insane. This is insane. Crazy. [00:16:34] Speaker A: Run stacking it up 2, 300 at a time. [00:16:36] Speaker B: Yeah, I took it well. No, not really. I mean, I mean, like, I quite literally like. And I, I. Game 3 of the Yankees and the Blue Jays. Oh, last night, Two nights ago. [00:16:48] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. Today. Last night was game four. You're right. And then you, you were killing the Patriots game. [00:16:52] Speaker B: Patriots, Bills killed the Patriots. Bills killed. Monday Night Football just kind of piled that all up into. [00:16:59] Speaker A: So you're seeing the board. [00:17:00] Speaker B: Well, I mean, dude, to be honest, I threw a bunch of chips out on the roulette table and every number hit. I don't know how fucking how you do that, but. [00:17:09] Speaker A: Well, here's the thing. So this is my train of thought. I think you should bet heavy on one game that you like in different areas. So I take instead of like spreading it out over every single game. [00:17:20] Speaker B: Well, so now that I've spread it out and I got it now, like Thursday night football, I might pick three things and put $100 on each. You know what I mean? Instead of doing six legs. $25. Right. You could throw one of those in. [00:17:36] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:17:37] Speaker B: But you might want to target like three things tonight. [00:17:40] Speaker A: So you're getting the bankroll up and now you're going to try. Try adjusting the formula. [00:17:45] Speaker B: I'm not. No, I don't want to do anything that has to do with Justin. No. [00:17:49] Speaker A: Did I say Justin? [00:17:50] Speaker B: I thought you said you're trying to just. In the formula. [00:17:52] Speaker A: Adjust the formula. [00:17:54] Speaker B: Oh, sorry. Too close, Too close. Way too close. [00:17:57] Speaker A: That's like Voldemort. [00:17:59] Speaker B: Yeah. Or it's like. What is that. What's the thing that you're supposed to say? You're not supposed to say the. In the, in the mirror. [00:18:06] Speaker A: Red rum. [00:18:07] Speaker B: Is that it? [00:18:09] Speaker A: Aren't you not supposed to say red rum three times in the mirror? Am I wrong? But that could be wrong too. [00:18:13] Speaker B: No, but that, that might be it. It's something. It's something. It' something with the, with the spooky season. Anyway. [00:18:19] Speaker A: You want to hear about spooky season? Tell me if this is crazy now. This could be crazy. This might not be crazy. Maybe. Maybe it's just whatever. So we get a letter my kids school face. Basically. [00:18:31] Speaker B: I already know it's gonna be bad. [00:18:34] Speaker A: It goes. Let me get a gist of it. Okay. So basically there's this teacher. They. We get this thing that basically, like there's a substitute teacher that's the principal sending the medal. There was a substitute teacher in 6th grade science class that told a spooky story that wasn't Approved on any lesson plans or anything like that. The school didn't know about it. They. He tells the story. He will no longer be subbing at any school within the district. So that's the letter we get. So then we find out. I start asking questions like, what happened? You know what I mean? Apparently, this guy went into school. He's a substitute teacher, so he's had him a few times before in different grades. He went into school and he started saying how, like, in his culture and his religion, they eat the brains of their relatives when they die. So he ate his uncle Freddy two weeks ago, and he boils the brains, and he's going into all these graphic details to these kids about eating the brains of his relatives. And he brought in, like, a skull that looked really real. Like, he went into all this nine, this whole nine. All of a sudden, like, three, four girls in the class start, like, balling their eyes out and running out. Like they. They got that scared. Like, they thought he was dead serious, that he ate the brains. Now, he might have ate the brains. He might not have ate the brains. As soon as those kids start crying, running out of the room, he starts saying that he's joking. One girl's nose starts bleeding because she's so upset. Another girl, like, had, like, a wiggly tooth, so now her mouth starts bleeding. So now the other girls that are in the class think that they're possessed. [00:20:12] Speaker B: Of course, because they. [00:20:14] Speaker A: They got them so creeped out. [00:20:15] Speaker B: Of course. Yeah. [00:20:17] Speaker A: Five or seven kids got dismissed. They were, like, calling their parents, like, we need to get the out of here. [00:20:22] Speaker B: Yep. [00:20:23] Speaker A: My kid didn't even tell me. He didn't even tell me until we got the letter. I'm like, what happened? Like, my wife picked him up from school. He didn't even say a word. He was like, yeah, I wasn't. That. I wasn't scared about it. It wasn't that big of a deal. [00:20:34] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:20:34] Speaker A: So my question is, is this guy crazy or are these kids just. It's a mix of both. [00:20:42] Speaker B: It's definitely a mix of both. I definitely. How old are they? [00:20:46] Speaker A: 12. [00:20:46] Speaker B: Yeah, you got to be 11, 12. Probably. You could probably chill out. Could probably chill out. Sophomore, junior year, high school. Probably trying bringing in pro. Even though, like, even though, like, Even though, like, if it's sophomore, junior in high school, I would probably. I'd probably on you. I would shit on you if you ever tried to, like, say that that's what you were doing. [00:21:04] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:21:05] Speaker B: Regardless, I don't think 12 years old is probably the Time to do it. Maybe eighth grade. Eighth grade. That might be the fun. The fun. Fun. Middling pot of like. [00:21:13] Speaker A: Do you think it was a fake story? [00:21:16] Speaker B: I gotta see the guy. [00:21:17] Speaker A: I gotta see the guy too. I was trying to get descriptions. [00:21:19] Speaker B: I gotta see the guy. [00:21:21] Speaker A: Older guy. [00:21:23] Speaker B: Is he Indian? [00:21:23] Speaker A: I go, how old's this guy? He's like, I don't know. He's old. I'm like, how old? He's like, I don't know. 45. That's not that old. [00:21:30] Speaker B: That's. To see. That's again, that's a 10 year old. That's a 10 year old kid, you know, saying that he's old. I mean, 45 is not that old. You know, like, it's not that old. So now I'm thinking, like, I don't know. Yeah, that. That. That does change things. 45 years old. We don't know ethnicity. [00:21:48] Speaker A: We don't know any ethnicity. I will get more. [00:21:52] Speaker B: Developing story. [00:21:52] Speaker A: It's a developing story. [00:21:54] Speaker B: It's spooky season. [00:21:55] Speaker A: I also think it's a little while to just be like, listen. And you can see these kids getting upset. They're like. Their nose is bleeding and shit. Well, one kid was like, staring into a mirror. Like, he just went, like into a trance. [00:22:05] Speaker B: I also think kids are dramatic. [00:22:06] Speaker A: I think that was very dramatic. [00:22:08] Speaker B: Very dramatic. No one's possessed. They got. [00:22:10] Speaker A: They got all in their heads. Possessed. And so now this guy's fired. He can never. [00:22:15] Speaker B: That's like when I. That's like when we had. Across. Across the street, we did an Ouija board. Like, I faked the whole Ouija board. Like, I did it. I did the whole. [00:22:24] Speaker A: That's how it works, though. In groups like that. That's what. Probably what happened. [00:22:28] Speaker B: Yeah, like, I moved the thing around. [00:22:30] Speaker A: Yeah, that's what happens, that people stop moving it together. [00:22:34] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:22:34] Speaker A: It's just natural how it's gonna be like that. [00:22:37] Speaker B: The Ouija board's like, gaff. It's a gaff. If you ever want to try it, you're an idiot. Or you just have a lot of time in your hands. [00:22:47] Speaker A: No, I still don't fight. Yeah, listen, you don't. You err on the side of caution, though. You don't with that. [00:22:53] Speaker B: I mean, to be fair. He's not wrong. Yeah, he's not wrong. Yo, listen, leave them there. All right, man? We trying to talk to them. [00:23:02] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:23:02] Speaker B: All right, well, I'll have my time when we can talk. [00:23:05] Speaker A: Oh, there's aliens in the backyard. Next one. I don't give a I'm not looking. [00:23:08] Speaker B: Okay, bro, let them chill. [00:23:10] Speaker A: Let them have fun. [00:23:10] Speaker B: Dude, the pool's over. [00:23:11] Speaker A: I'm not looking over the fence. [00:23:13] Speaker B: Yeah, no, I'm good, dude. [00:23:15] Speaker A: Yeah, I'm getting something stuck up my ass. No, I don't need that. [00:23:18] Speaker B: Yeah, I'm not getting pro by no alien. I'm all right with that. By the way, speaking of development, I got Halloween off first time. [00:23:26] Speaker A: Wow, great. [00:23:27] Speaker B: Yeah, I know. We have you guys all. Thank you, guys. [00:23:30] Speaker A: Fun time. [00:23:31] Speaker B: You guys hang out and have a fun time. I'm not allowed to do that for the past two years. [00:23:34] Speaker A: I was with Marco the other day, like, last week sometime, and he was, like, trying to give me. He's like, dude, you such a clown about Halloween. I'm like, dude, I just don't care to dress up. I. Like, I don't care. Like, I'll have a fun time. I'll drink. We'll have fun. We'll whatever. I'm not dressing up like thing one in thing two with my wife. It's just not happening. Like, I just don't care to do that. Like, I don't care. Like, I'll. I'll be in my hoodie, walking around drinking. [00:24:04] Speaker B: Al's can have a cottage drinks, a con. Hot sweatsuit on jeans and boots and just like. But that's totally cool. Like, you don't have to. You're at the point where, like, you don't have to dress up with your wife. You don't have to. Like, well, like, could I come in? Like, be, like, dressed up as something funny? Like, sure. Like, can other people. [00:24:24] Speaker A: Sure. [00:24:25] Speaker B: Like, is it make or break? Like. Like Marco, for instance? Like, who's to say that, like, the. He comes, like, dressed to the nines all the time. [00:24:32] Speaker A: I have never seen him dressed up. [00:24:35] Speaker B: Never. I seen him dressed up as the fat. That fat ninja. [00:24:40] Speaker A: Okay, yeah. [00:24:40] Speaker B: Remember we had that. We had that party at the VFW in Saugus. I'm pretty sure. [00:24:45] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, yeah. But that's. See, that's. A Halloween party's different. [00:24:48] Speaker B: A Halloween party's different. [00:24:51] Speaker A: Like, okay, someone has a themed party. Fine. Like, they have an ugly sweater party, Fine. You go. You put an ugly sweater on. I'm not doing an ugly sweater on fucking Christmas Eve unless there's a Christmas party. You know what I'm saying? Like, I'm not doing that. I'm not getting dressed up for Halloween unless it's a Halloween party just because I have people here for Halloween because my neighborhood's good for the kids at Halloween doesn't mean I'm dressing up. It's just not happening. I'm not dressing up. [00:25:18] Speaker B: That's. That's all right. I don't know if I'm. [00:25:20] Speaker A: If it was up to me, I wouldn't even decorate the house. I think it's a waste of money. Decorations are a waste of money. [00:25:26] Speaker B: Decorations are a waste of money. You use them for one night. Really? Like if, like your decorations on. All right, now you're. Wait. [00:25:31] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:25:32] Speaker B: Like, it's. [00:25:32] Speaker A: Oh, don't worry. My wife's gonna put the spiderweb on this paint, and you'll see it next week right here. I guarantee. Like, she's already itching. Her box is itching to put everything out right now. [00:25:40] Speaker B: I can't believe it's not already out. To be honest, you're a week and a half. [00:25:43] Speaker A: The pumpkins came out that I had to push over. We did have the pumpkins out. I noticed the pumpkins now that it's slowly. She's probably slowly peeling a box. [00:25:51] Speaker B: That's kind of. Cuz they're white. They should be orange. [00:25:55] Speaker A: You think they should be orange. This is more. I would call this more of like a Thanksgiving pumpkin. [00:25:59] Speaker B: Yes. [00:25:59] Speaker A: Like a fall pumpkin. But you know what? It's fake. In case you were wondering. [00:26:05] Speaker B: It's not real. [00:26:06] Speaker A: It's not. [00:26:07] Speaker B: You don't do pumpkin carbon. Painting the pumpkin. [00:26:09] Speaker A: I'm also against that too. Okay. All right. I should have passed. [00:26:15] Speaker B: Should have guessed. [00:26:15] Speaker A: When you get past an age. The kid's 11, dude, right? [00:26:18] Speaker B: Yeah, he's not. He's not really vibing to that. [00:26:21] Speaker A: He doesn't want to. Like, it's not like he brought some home. They painted some pumpkins. They had like this like, little kid. Yeah, whatever. But it's like, I think. [00:26:28] Speaker B: I think for a mom and a mom and a son night, I guess you could do that for sure. It's like we have to get all geared up. Like, dude, we got to do the pumpkins. Like, dude, then you have to go to a pumpkin patch. You got to actually grab a big ass pump. Ah, I'm sorry. You don't have to. They have them at like, stop and shops, right? Sometimes, yeah, they do. [00:26:45] Speaker A: They do. Most people will go to, like, a place. [00:26:47] Speaker B: Much time you go to, you go to a pumpkin patch. You know what? [00:26:50] Speaker A: The one in Saugus by the center is so easy to go to. I think the church runs it or something. There's like 900 pumpkins, like, on their. [00:26:57] Speaker B: Front lawn really quick. I think I went by a Brooksby Farm. I was in Peabody. [00:27:04] Speaker A: Yeah. And then here's the problem. When you go to these fucking farms. [00:27:07] Speaker B: Oh, where were we? That we were golfing. When I left that golfing place, I went past one of those farms. [00:27:13] Speaker A: North Reddit. [00:27:14] Speaker B: Well, coming home from North Redden, I think it took me through Peabody. Brooksby's farm. [00:27:18] Speaker A: Yeah, Brooksby Farm. [00:27:19] Speaker B: Am I retarded? [00:27:20] Speaker A: Okay, here's the problem. When you go to these farms, right? Or you go anywhere, that one thing, you go there for a pumpkin. All of a sudden, now I got bales of hay in the fucking back of the expedition. Then I got this thing, and then I got these corn shit. It's like they. They take a little and they just go. So you go into Home Goods. Okay, Home goods. We need sheets, right. Nico went to get sheets at Home goods the other day. If I brought my wife to get sheets, all of a sudden, now we got a new Merrill. We got a new picture frame. [00:27:46] Speaker B: It could laugh. [00:27:47] Speaker A: Love, bro. [00:27:48] Speaker B: It can. It can. It can stack up quick. [00:27:52] Speaker A: It spirals. [00:27:52] Speaker B: It can stack up quick. I was in Target again yesterday. I got smoked for a hundred dollars. I was there for bananas. I got fucked up. I got smoked. I will say I wanted a new blender. I don't know why I like to blend things. I. The only thing that I blend is a. Is this fucking protein shake in which. Anywho, whatever. [00:28:15] Speaker A: A blended protein shake is way better than, like, when. So Gronk has ice shake is like. [00:28:20] Speaker B: I hate them. [00:28:21] Speaker A: They don't. They don't purify the ice enough. Like, they don't. Like. I don't even know if purify is not the right word. I can't even think of the word puree. [00:28:28] Speaker B: I don't know. It's not. It's. [00:28:29] Speaker A: They don't chop the ice enough and it makes it too cracky. Like, it's not giving me that texture that I want. [00:28:35] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:28:36] Speaker A: You know what I'm saying? [00:28:37] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:28:37] Speaker A: When you're shaking it. So the blend is the way to go. [00:28:40] Speaker B: So the blender. Blender is great. I got a new one, red, $20. Just got a normal steam. [00:28:47] Speaker A: Why would the color matter? [00:28:48] Speaker B: Because I like red. I did acquire air fryer, though. [00:28:54] Speaker A: Okay. [00:28:55] Speaker B: Pretty cool. [00:28:56] Speaker A: I think air fryer is extremely cool for like a week. [00:29:03] Speaker B: That's why I kept the receipt. [00:29:05] Speaker A: I feel like you can. [00:29:05] Speaker B: I'm not gonna lie, though. I. I was like in a crunch for time for work. [00:29:08] Speaker A: Yeah, that's. [00:29:09] Speaker B: I. I made burger. I made two cheeseburgers in 10 minutes. [00:29:12] Speaker A: But it's like the same thing. Like, it's just gonna run. It's just gonna be like collecting dust at some point. Yeah. [00:29:17] Speaker B: Like that ninja creamy machine. That ice cream machine. Collecting dust, bro. I've only made ice cream personally one time. [00:29:23] Speaker A: And you want to open an ice cream place, but you've made ice cream in one time. [00:29:27] Speaker B: Well, you got to also think I was trying to be healthy. [00:29:32] Speaker A: You could make. You could definitely make a lot. [00:29:34] Speaker B: A lot of those. A lot of those, like, are. I follow a guy that, like, he showed me, like, the craziest. I don't know, it's like this cosmic fudge brownie. Like, the way that this guy makes shit. I'm like, dude, no one else can make like that. But I now have the machine, so it's like, I have no excuse, you know, it's. It's a lot of yoga. It's a lot of pudding powder. [00:29:54] Speaker A: Yes. [00:29:56] Speaker B: Like sugar free cane packets. Right. All like, a lot of that shit. Cool whip. [00:30:03] Speaker A: Yeah. You could definitely make stuff. Obviously healthy. [00:30:05] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:30:06] Speaker A: And still get you. [00:30:07] Speaker B: I chose not to though, with my. I did a death by chocolate. It was honestly fucking amazing. But there was too much chocolate shit in the ice cream. The ice cream tasted so good. Like, so good. [00:30:19] Speaker A: You taste so much inclusion. [00:30:21] Speaker B: Way too much inclusions. Mix ins on a thousand. I put. I put like 3 tablespoons of chocolate chips in there. That was too much. I thought that that was. I thought that wasn't enough. That was too much. Every single bite. 17 chocolate chips rock. [00:30:38] Speaker A: If you think there's too many inclusions in it, like, just think what the average person would think. Yeah, because you eat fudgeing again. You eat lucky charms mixed with Reese's or. What is it? Chocolate chips? [00:30:50] Speaker B: Yes, bro. Yes. Get it right to the top. Layered. [00:30:56] Speaker A: I will smooth past it. Because we're never going to. [00:30:59] Speaker B: You can't try it because you have diabetes. [00:31:02] Speaker A: I'll get sugar free fucking. What's it called? Chocolate chips. [00:31:08] Speaker B: Okay. [00:31:09] Speaker A: How's that sound? [00:31:10] Speaker B: Can't find sugar free lucky charms. I'll tell you that. [00:31:12] Speaker A: You cannot. [00:31:13] Speaker B: So gonna have to take the L on one of them. [00:31:15] Speaker A: I'm gonna have to take it out. [00:31:17] Speaker B: So there's that. That's. Oh, I. I probably. You know what, bro? I don't have time today. I don't have time today. I would. I'm not making my. [00:31:25] Speaker A: Actually, you're not making ice cream. [00:31:26] Speaker B: I'm not making ice cream. [00:31:27] Speaker A: Just stop. I mean, you said a lot. [00:31:30] Speaker B: It takes a day. That's the pissy Pot. It takes a day. You gotta wait for it to, like, freeze. That sucks. [00:31:36] Speaker A: You should just bring it to my work. It'll. We have flash freezes and it'll freeze in fucking an hour. [00:31:43] Speaker B: That's pretty dangerous. You have a flash freezer? [00:31:45] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:31:46] Speaker B: What if you get locked in there, you're dead. Yeah. [00:31:50] Speaker A: So there's no lock on it. So you think you freeze, it'll just freeze shut. [00:31:56] Speaker B: No, I didn't know there was no lock on it. That makes sense. There's no. There shouldn't be a lock on that. That's hazardous. Yeah, but. [00:32:05] Speaker A: So bring it by and make some ice cream. [00:32:08] Speaker B: Where are you, Lynn? [00:32:10] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:32:12] Speaker B: Maybe. I. I kind of. I'm obsessed with wanting to do it. I just. It's. It's a little bit of a process. I had plenty of fun doing it when I, like, wanted to do it, and I just don't have the care to do it. Like, I have so much stream. [00:32:24] Speaker A: You're trying to make like. You trying to make like a Richardson's ice cream. Like something like that. That type of ice cream. [00:32:29] Speaker B: I'm saying no, actually, believe it or not, no. More creamy. [00:32:34] Speaker A: Like more gelato. [00:32:35] Speaker B: Like a. No, like a Tillamook. You ever have Tillamook? [00:32:39] Speaker A: Yes, I've had Tillamook before. [00:32:40] Speaker B: It's creamy like Edie's. [00:32:43] Speaker A: Haagen Dazs is creamy. [00:32:45] Speaker B: The creamiest Haagen Dazs is like, harder, though, off of like, straight impact. Like, as soon as you get like, that shit's bricked up like Tillamook, I could open it up and scoop right into it. [00:32:55] Speaker A: Okay, so you want a softer one. [00:32:57] Speaker B: Yep. [00:32:57] Speaker A: That's not creamy to me, but that's fine. [00:33:00] Speaker B: How's that? Not creamier. [00:33:01] Speaker A: I've taste creamy as. Like it sits on your tongue more like that. You need a higher butterfat content for that to happen. Like it sits on your tongue and like it sits on your palate for longer. That's what I think. [00:33:13] Speaker B: As far as the softer one, just kind of like face up. [00:33:15] Speaker A: Yeah, I don't. Yeah. Interesting. I feel like if I were to take Haagen Dazs and just hit my tongue, whether it would stay there way longer than coffee Tillamook. [00:33:30] Speaker B: Okay. I could. I probably would agree with that. [00:33:34] Speaker A: It sits in your mouth more. [00:33:35] Speaker B: Yeah, it definitely velvety. I don't know about velvet, but yeah, I get what you mean. A scoop of Haagen Dazs, if I put it on my tongue, opposed to a scoop of Tillamook and I put it on my Tongue. The Tillamook's gonna fade away first. [00:33:48] Speaker A: And that's why it's probably way easier to hit it with. With the spoon when it first opens. I do like that, though. I do like that thing is ready to eat. Rte you off. [00:33:59] Speaker B: It's like, there's no waiting, no trade. A rock. It's great ice cream. The best ice cream, though, that I've ever came across. I want to make sure I get this right. So hold on, hold on. Standby one. Because if they have it, I'm going to order it to my house right now. So let's see. What are you talking about? [00:34:36] Speaker A: Ice cream. [00:34:36] Speaker B: Not a tub of Toll House cookie dough, I'll tell you that. Nope, not Nick's ice cream either, bro. They don't have this ice cream anymore. [00:34:44] Speaker A: How do you not know the name of it? What's the pattern? [00:34:46] Speaker B: I think it's called Acadia. Like mountain. Like Mount Arcadia. It's not. It's the water. No, like the mountain. There's a mountain. [00:34:54] Speaker A: Acadia ice cream. No, I don't see it. No, it's definitely not Acadia. [00:35:10] Speaker B: Are you sure? [00:35:11] Speaker A: Positive. [00:35:12] Speaker B: Adirondack. [00:35:14] Speaker A: Oh, like an Adirondack chair. [00:35:16] Speaker B: Okay, this. And look, it's. It's out of stock. I don't think it's never been in stock again. [00:35:24] Speaker A: Yo, is that a white face mint chip? [00:35:27] Speaker B: It is. White face. It says white face mint chip. [00:35:30] Speaker A: I wonder what the black face is. [00:35:31] Speaker B: Dude, I want to look this up. Adirondack. Like, where do you get this ice cream? [00:35:35] Speaker A: Can you look up the chocolate version of that? See if it says blackface? [00:35:39] Speaker B: Yeah, well, add. [00:35:45] Speaker A: There's no way you're spelling that right. [00:35:47] Speaker B: Add a Ron dx, it's going to. [00:35:50] Speaker A: Just show you a bunch of cheers. [00:35:53] Speaker B: Adirondack ice cream. Earl's Chocolate. Oh, they do have different names. Look. Look at this, dude. Earl's Chocolate Peanut Butter. [00:36:09] Speaker A: Oh. [00:36:09] Speaker B: Oh, what's this? Like, Black Mountain Brown, dude. Yeah, that sounds great. That sounds great. Where do I get this, though? It says doordash. [00:36:19] Speaker A: Doordash it. This kid loves ice cream. I do like that. Like, and I got a couple DMS that people were like, nico's gonna win a billion dollars and he's gonna open a ice cream shop. [00:36:33] Speaker B: It's French ice cream, by the way. [00:36:37] Speaker A: It's not French, is it? [00:36:38] Speaker B: Just French vanilla, dude says French ice cream, you jerk job. French ice cream. French ice cream. [00:36:45] Speaker A: What makes it French ice cream? [00:36:47] Speaker B: I don't know, dude. [00:36:48] Speaker A: Is it made in France? [00:36:49] Speaker B: I want the Black Mountain brownie I thought. I want the Black Mountain brownie. I'm gonna. I'm about to. I'm about to. You think I'm kidding? I'm literally about the. What is this right now? Wow. They got black raspberry. That's great. That's great. [00:37:04] Speaker A: Adirondack Creamery. I. What makes it French is my question. [00:37:16] Speaker B: So Wegmans is the only place you can find this? [00:37:25] Speaker A: So I've never had it. [00:37:26] Speaker B: Peppermint stick, chocolate. [00:37:27] Speaker A: Did you ever just look at something that's watering? [00:37:30] Speaker B: Yeah, dude. [00:37:32] Speaker A: That's what's happening to me right now. I don't know if it's because I'm starving. [00:37:35] Speaker B: I told you. This is the worst time to record. Because I am hungry. I'm about to order something. [00:37:41] Speaker A: I was honestly gonna order 40 Chicken McNuggets, but I wasn't sure if you were big chicken nugget guy, to be honest. [00:37:46] Speaker B: What are we talking about? I'm not a big chicken McNugget guy. [00:37:50] Speaker A: I know. [00:37:51] Speaker B: My body complexity is. [00:37:53] Speaker A: I didn't know if you got chicken nuggets. I forgot you wrote. I know. It was two McDoubles fucking. [00:37:57] Speaker B: I eat everything. What the fuck is the difference? [00:38:00] Speaker A: 40 chicken nuggets would have been. We would have just been popping. [00:38:02] Speaker B: I'm going to order it right now because it's going to. It's going to come quick. Like me. [00:38:10] Speaker A: Yeah. So New York. Boonville. [00:38:12] Speaker B: New York Lee Dairy Farm, Boonville. That sounds racist. [00:38:16] Speaker A: It does. And that does make sense why they have whiteface and blackface coffee. [00:38:20] Speaker B: You know what I mean? Like what? That's crazy. Is that not crazy? Does that. Is that just me? Brown. A brown jugs on door Dash. Just to let you know, just in case anybody ever wants to do it, I will not recommend to you the steak and cheese calzone from Brown Jug or any calzone preferably. It's just not my type of calzone. [00:38:37] Speaker A: What's wrong with it? [00:38:38] Speaker B: It's flaky. [00:38:40] Speaker A: I don't mind the flake. [00:38:41] Speaker B: I hate it. [00:38:42] Speaker A: You don't like a flake dough? But. Okay, so let me ask you rizzos. [00:38:47] Speaker B: That fucking calzone that we had at Brian's. [00:38:49] Speaker A: But that has flake to it. [00:38:51] Speaker B: Not at all. No. Not like this, bro. This is like. This is like. This is. You can even see it. [00:38:57] Speaker A: We are not gonna say anything negative about the Brown Jug. [00:39:00] Speaker B: So I'm just saying if we were. Listen, if you want to keep it a buck. I'm just saying how I feel about. It's the same way how I Feel about like fucking double dough. That's like a flaky calzone with the sesame seeds over the top. You know what I mean? It's okay. You could say something bad about the brown jug. You spent thousands of dollars in the establishment. You can fucking say that the calzone's. [00:39:23] Speaker A: Is it because it's the black sesame seeds? So you racist towards sesame seeds? [00:39:27] Speaker B: There's no black sesame seeds, you jerk job. That's. Those are normal sesame seeds. You're not gonna really agree that this like it's flaky. Just say if you. [00:39:35] Speaker A: I'm gonna be a thousand percent honest. [00:39:37] Speaker B: You've never had it. [00:39:38] Speaker A: I've never had the calzone. [00:39:40] Speaker B: I knew it. I knew it. Weird. That's why me. That's why the same. Our family will fucking die on a hill and never try something. But they'll die on the hill. I'm like that. I'm super like that. So, like, I have no problem with him admitting that. Like, you know what? I've actually never tried it. Okay, no problem. As long as you can say. Say to me that you've never tried it. [00:40:00] Speaker A: Okay, here's what I'm gonna do. [00:40:01] Speaker B: That's crazy. [00:40:02] Speaker A: I'm apologize in advance. Everyone at the Brown Joke. [00:40:05] Speaker B: There's a Billy C restaurant. What happened to Billy T's? [00:40:09] Speaker A: Billy C's is in Melrose. Is that what you're talking about? [00:40:11] Speaker B: Or is it Billy C restaurant? [00:40:14] Speaker A: Okay, so Billy T's got bought. If that's the same place. Oh no. I'm thinking Bobby sees Billy T's. Tse got sold by this guy. And instead of just naming it Billy T's or maybe couldn't keep the name. [00:40:29] Speaker B: Now look at this calzone. Are we. [00:40:30] Speaker A: They called it Billy C's with a. [00:40:32] Speaker B: C. Are we fucking serious? That's a calzone. That's a calzone. [00:40:37] Speaker A: That's a great calzone. But that's a Greek calzone. [00:40:40] Speaker B: Good. I like them Greek. [00:40:41] Speaker A: You like it Greek? [00:40:42] Speaker B: This is the only thing I like. Greek. [00:40:44] Speaker A: I'm putting in right now. I'm putting in a calzone to taste. [00:40:47] Speaker B: Anya, are you serious? [00:40:49] Speaker A: Buffalo chicken, spinach, ricotta. You want to go the cheesesteak? [00:40:52] Speaker B: No, I got the cheesesteak and it's not good. Get go Buffalo chicken then. I'm not gonna lie. I got the steak and cheese calzone. It was not good. [00:41:04] Speaker A: What about just like a pepperoni calzone? Buffalo chicken. I am not a huge buffalo chicken guy. [00:41:11] Speaker B: So then pick something else. Pick whatever you'd like. The other one. That's getting it. Are you actually getting food? [00:41:17] Speaker A: I'm just gonna get that because I want to get. [00:41:18] Speaker B: All right, then I'm gonna order McDonald's too. [00:41:21] Speaker A: I'm just getting that. I just want a taste of it. I want to taste it and see if you're right or you're wrong. Yep. And then we delete it. If we don't like it, we'll just delete the whole thing. [00:41:29] Speaker B: We'll just. We'll just edit it out. [00:41:31] Speaker A: Yes. [00:41:33] Speaker B: I don't want Mary Lou's coffee. [00:41:35] Speaker A: Hold on. I ordered this on November 1, 2023. I have no clue. Why would I go to that on November 1, 2023, two years ago after Halloween? [00:41:47] Speaker B: Nuggets. [00:41:48] Speaker A: Clearly, I was hungover after Halloween. [00:41:50] Speaker B: Yeah, 100%. Give me that. 100%. All right, hold on. I almost just did my whole. My whole order right here, right now. Okay, you want nuggets? [00:42:02] Speaker A: Do you know what's never? Yeah, do whatever. [00:42:04] Speaker B: Yeah, you want nuggets? See? Buy one, get one free. Let's see the items. Oh, my God. They have a buy one, get one free 10 piece. [00:42:13] Speaker A: Let's go. You just gotta love it. [00:42:17] Speaker B: You gotta love it. [00:42:19] Speaker A: This is what we call ordering and eating on the podcast. [00:42:23] Speaker B: What kind of sauces would you like? [00:42:25] Speaker A: I don't know. My mouth's watering, dude. [00:42:27] Speaker B: Sweet and sour. Creamy chili, McCrispy Strip Dip. Tangy barbecue. I'm gonna go with tangy barbecue. Do you have another sauce that you'd like? For the love of fucking God, I'm. [00:42:40] Speaker A: A sweet and sour guy. [00:42:41] Speaker B: Okay. [00:42:42] Speaker A: I only ham a sweet and sour. I mean, in a pinch. I'll take the tangy barbecue. In a pinch. I think that Wendy's and Burger King. [00:42:52] Speaker B: Have better barbecue sauce than free items on 15 more. Do you want a Big Mac? I can get you that for free because this is over 15 bucks. [00:43:00] Speaker A: Do you eat Big Macs? [00:43:01] Speaker B: I got two McDoubles in a snack wrap. [00:43:04] Speaker A: Whatever, throw it in. Just don't get me any fries. [00:43:08] Speaker B: Are you sure you don't want any fries? [00:43:10] Speaker A: Whatever you get, dude, it doesn't matter. [00:43:12] Speaker B: That's what I thought. [00:43:13] Speaker A: I mean, obviously, like, dog shit right now. Yeah. [00:43:16] Speaker B: So we all. [00:43:21] Speaker A: I apologize for putting an order through UberEats Brown Jug, but I can't let him sell your name without, like, an honest take. He's sullying the name, so you're gonna get 30% less than what you deserve for that steak and cheese. [00:43:39] Speaker B: I mean, this is gonna come in 10 minutes. [00:43:41] Speaker A: Dude, are we serious kids hungry? [00:43:44] Speaker B: I am. I Am. I'm fucking starving. [00:43:47] Speaker A: Do you know what I came to the realization? You know how people there, everyone on the fucking planet is getting nervous about AI Artificial intelligence, right? It's taken over the world. It's the worst thing ever. You don't know what videos are real, what videos are fake. Will you agree? They catching everybody. They got these models that, you know, you don't know what they are. Is this a real person? They got a half a million followers, 2 million followers in their fucking fake people. [00:44:12] Speaker B: So they're catching everybody. [00:44:13] Speaker A: Would you agree? They're catching everybody. You got people. You got fucking. They're doing everything. They're making 50 Cent. They're making 50 Cent songs that sound like they're from 1940. I do enjoy that part of AI. I'm going to say one thing. I fucking love AI and I'll tell you why. I just saw a video of Chris Benoit pitching a Bowflex for sale. Like, just, like, absolutely. Trying to sell his. His Bowflex on Craigslist, pretty much. And it's the best video I've ever seen in my entire life. As we all know, Chris Benoit murders entire family with the Bowflex. Like, just choked them out. That is a perfect use of AI. Like, for comedy reasons. It's a great use. Now, will AI start a world war? Because they'll get Trump saying something like, he's going to bomb Putin, and then Putin's going to be like, you said that? And then hit a button. It's possible. With that said, I'll take that risk just for that Chris Benoit video. Have you seen this video? The Chris Benoit video? No, I. Give me that. Give me the Martin Luther King videos that have been popping up lately. Do you haven't seen these? Like, I have a dream? [00:45:24] Speaker B: No. No. [00:45:25] Speaker A: Are you not in this world of AI? Like, I've. I've. [00:45:28] Speaker B: I've. I've tried to exclude myself. [00:45:31] Speaker A: It's the best. Martin Luther King's doing every. He's doing every speech known to man, and it's clearly fake, but it's for comedy reasons. And it's the best. Hold on, let me find this thing. Tick tock, tick tock. Anonymous. Oh, no. Who's that? Who's Havadai? Come on, dude. The. You, dude. No. [00:46:02] Speaker B: This is the Worst Train Station. [00:46:09] Speaker A: Part one. I told you how fast the setup was. Now it's time to talk about the feel. The rods on this Bowflex are smoother than any cable stack I've used at a gym. And when you mix in the Pulley part one. [00:46:19] Speaker B: That is set up. That is so. That's so scary. Feel. That's crazy. [00:46:24] Speaker A: It's Chris Benoit, dude, just selling a bow flex. It's like, the best use of AI possible. I told you how fast. It's like, almost as like. Like, if we can get Osama bin Laden, like, pitching how to, like, hijack a plane. You know what I mean? Something like that. That would be like, that's great. Like, that's a great use of it. Or like Adolf Hitler trying to pitch like, that we should murder all the Jews. You know what I mean? Like, how to work an oven at Auschwitz. [00:46:53] Speaker B: That is. That's a lot. [00:46:55] Speaker A: It's a lot. It's a lot. But if you take it in the joke portion of it, that's great. And you've been on this podcast many times saying that you absolutely despise Jews. [00:47:04] Speaker B: No, that's not true. [00:47:05] Speaker A: You hate you. What did you call Robert Kraft that time that I had to scrub it from the Internet? [00:47:11] Speaker B: I might have called him Jewish for. I might have referred him being Jewish about something. But I'm cool with the Jews. [00:47:25] Speaker A: So you like Alex Fatsako? [00:47:29] Speaker B: I have no choice. He's just my married into my family. He's my stepbrother. So yeah. [00:47:34] Speaker A: Yeah. He is kind of annoying, don't you think? [00:47:37] Speaker B: Sometimes he's like, super cool, and then he's like, super punch in the face. [00:47:41] Speaker A: Yeah, I think he's just, like, relentless. [00:47:43] Speaker B: At times times, you know, super relentless. Like, the fantasy thing is, like, he messages me, I respond like normal, and then he just, like, snaps back. You like a. And I'm just like, alex, like, do you want to die today? Like, yeah, today, the day that you want to die. I think. [00:48:02] Speaker A: I think one. [00:48:02] Speaker B: But that's just one example. [00:48:04] Speaker A: Oh, no. It happens all the time. [00:48:07] Speaker B: The most diabolical thing that he can't get away from is not only his nickname, but it's the fact of that we had a Thanksgiving, and his one responsibility was to get sodas, and he got, like, four fucking liters of soda for, like, maybe 30. [00:48:21] Speaker A: He got two. [00:48:22] Speaker B: Two liters to two liters for sick for, like, 36 people. [00:48:26] Speaker A: Two. Two years of soda is insane. When. [00:48:28] Speaker B: And I'm considering 36 people. Like, obviously the kids now are old enough where, like, they could have a soda if they want. [00:48:35] Speaker A: It was an absurdly small amount of soda. [00:48:38] Speaker B: It was crazy. And it was so ridiculous on a. On a major holiday. And in the same breath, I got my sister on the other side of the room trying to take over the fucking tv. Trying to put on the World Cup. [00:48:51] Speaker A: Do you know when she was a World cup fan for like three days. [00:48:54] Speaker B: Like, she just loves, like, Brazil. Go Brazil. [00:48:59] Speaker A: We should actually. [00:49:00] Speaker B: Brazilian guy. Oh, if I can that work. [00:49:03] Speaker A: I would actually pay attention to soccer news just to start. Just to have her as a correspondent for us. Like, okay, like, what do you think about the Salah trade or whatever, whoever fuck changes teams because there's no way she knows anything about soccer. Do you remember one time when she was like, trying to tell us it was supposed to be a penalty kick or something like that? [00:49:21] Speaker B: She was trying to. Yeah, dude. Oh, my God. [00:49:24] Speaker A: You don't remember? [00:49:25] Speaker B: I remember that. A panel leak or. It was the other way around. So, like, bro, it's a penalty kick. Like. [00:49:32] Speaker A: No, no, it was a free kick. [00:49:33] Speaker B: Like, it's a free kick. [00:49:33] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. [00:49:34] Speaker B: No, it's a penalty kick. No, it's a free kick. A penalty. [00:49:38] Speaker A: Did you see. Do you see those line of guys lined up between them? Yeah. That makes it not a penalty. [00:49:43] Speaker B: It makes it not a penalty kick. [00:49:45] Speaker A: It's a free. [00:49:46] Speaker B: Oh, like, you see. My God. If you're gonna watch a fucking sport, can you at least understand the outline of the game of what's going on? Like, that's like you trying to, like, cheer for football, not knowing what the fuck a first down is. [00:50:03] Speaker A: It's worse than that. It's like, like, no, maybe. That's probably actually a good. [00:50:10] Speaker B: Actually have a good Thanksgiving football schedule. This. This. Who's playing around. Green Bay in Detroit. [00:50:19] Speaker A: Green. [00:50:20] Speaker B: Green Bay in Detroit. [00:50:21] Speaker A: That's a good. That's like a salt. That's like. That is like a prime matchup for Thanksgiving. Like, I think of those teams. I think of those teams both playing the middle game. [00:50:29] Speaker B: Well, you don't usually come until halftime of the first game. That's usually when you guys show up. I'm already there. [00:50:34] Speaker A: I'm sorry. I have other family obligations. [00:50:36] Speaker B: They don't matter to me. Yeah, but the game that you are there for, for the full duration is Chiefs. Dallas. That's a good game. That's a good game. You can get behind that. [00:50:47] Speaker A: Come on. I don't think Dallas is going to put up a fight. [00:50:51] Speaker B: I don't think the Chiefs are as good as you think they are. [00:50:53] Speaker A: I agree with that. [00:50:54] Speaker B: So that could make for good tv primetime. [00:50:57] Speaker A: Dallas, they are the worst team. They go down to, like, Yankee levels. [00:51:05] Speaker B: Speaking of which, you, if you're a Yankees fan, loses. [00:51:08] Speaker A: Did you see that video with Poppy and Yankees? [00:51:14] Speaker B: That Was awesome. Because it's just. It's just like you guys. They. They really do. They really. [00:51:22] Speaker A: It's the night game. [00:51:26] Speaker B: Cincinnati and the Ravens. Doesn't matter. Irrelevant. Joe Burrow will not be back, but Joe Flacco will be there. [00:51:34] Speaker A: Broadway Joe Guy. [00:51:37] Speaker B: Still look at it. Guys traded for value that. Believe it or not, at least Cincinnati has a chance to win some games. You know what I mean? Like, versus some mediocre teams. [00:51:48] Speaker A: AFC's week this year. [00:51:50] Speaker B: It's. [00:51:51] Speaker A: It makes me think. [00:51:55] Speaker B: Oh, we didn't even get that. We haven't talked. We even talked since that. Since that game happened. That was awesome. [00:52:00] Speaker A: Makes me think we can make a run. [00:52:02] Speaker B: I think that. I think the after. If you can beat the Buffalo Bills in Buffalo on Sunday night, you can. [00:52:09] Speaker A: Beat any team on any Sunday. [00:52:11] Speaker B: On any Sunday. Any given. That game is any given Sunday. To a table. You needed all you needed all the time. You needed everything you needed to work. I mean, deep. You got some stops. You got big. You got big. Drake May making plays, not turning over the ball like a jerk off. [00:52:30] Speaker A: Having a real number one receiver for the first time in years. [00:52:33] Speaker B: What is it, what does it look like when you have somebody that actually can catch a fucking football, make a fucking play? Like, I made some. He made two great. [00:52:41] Speaker A: That throw him running on the. [00:52:43] Speaker B: On the run and he points to him and he. And. [00:52:48] Speaker A: That was insane. That was an insane play. I haven't seen a good play like that in years. [00:52:53] Speaker B: 3. We said it like three years longer. Three or something like that. [00:52:57] Speaker A: Even though Mac Jones is balling out on fucking 49ers. [00:53:00] Speaker B: Holy shit. Like, what a. What a joke. I've been betting against Mac Jones for like three weeks. I get burned every week. [00:53:06] Speaker A: I was doing it. [00:53:07] Speaker B: I'm like, Mac Jones is going to get. Like he's going to get torched. He's going to get. This is it. This is it for Mac Jones. Nope. Nope. I just. [00:53:15] Speaker A: I think if Mac Jones had more weapons on the Patriots, he might be. He might have been a better. [00:53:19] Speaker B: I think also if the situation was better over there. You got to remember like Bill was still at the helm at one point. Bill Belichick honestly is. Is imploding himself. By the way. I don't know if you've been in the. [00:53:30] Speaker A: I've been watching. It means it doesn't matter because it's a fucking useless program. I can't even believe he picked that program. Bill Belichick wasn't the reason Mac Jones sucked. Gerard Mayo should think about killing himself. I Mean, let's be honest. Is he 27? [00:53:43] Speaker B: Dash waiting. Dash was waiting for water. I think Gerard Mayo is a little bit older than I think he is too. Right. [00:53:49] Speaker A: Okay, so he's made it past that. That window. But he was probably the worst coast we've ever had. Gerard Mayo. Yeah. [00:53:55] Speaker B: Yeah. In my heart beating existence. Yes. For sure. [00:54:01] Speaker A: Yeah. It's not even close. Certified ass Rabel Seems like he's right in the ship. Slowly. Every single week. We did have a blip that we probably should have won. You could make an argument we should be undefeated right now. [00:54:12] Speaker B: I. Me and Marco was talking about that you really could make a case where like not even to be like a. Like a New England faithful or like a hot or like. But no, like you turned over the ball five times versus the Steelers and you had an opportunity at the end of the game to win. [00:54:28] Speaker A: To still win. Yeah. [00:54:30] Speaker B: And you lost to the Raiders opening day. [00:54:33] Speaker A: I mean I get that one. But not as much. Not as five to the steals was so bad. [00:54:37] Speaker B: Not even. Not as much. Not as much. Not as much though. So I would say, I would say honestly, we are in the biggest letdown spot this week. I would say just like the Giants last week. They were in a big letdown spot after they beat the charges with Jackson Dot and all that. They went to the Superdome and they shit their pants. I think that we're a bit a better established and coached team. So I think like Monday, like we didn't do a victory Monday. We. We went in, we went in there. We were working. So I think that that's good because I think that it's the. I think for able can read the writing on the wall of like guys getting too high on like everything that they're doing and just walking into the Saints and just thinking that we're just gonna like kind of breeze by them. I. I don't think that's the case. I think we're in for something a little tough. I think a little tough. [00:55:33] Speaker A: I disagree. [00:55:34] Speaker B: You think it's another, another door stomping. Do you think it's just like. [00:55:38] Speaker A: I think we win by 10 to 14 points. [00:55:41] Speaker B: Wow. I don't know what the spread is right now, but I guess we could check that out. [00:55:46] Speaker A: I would say the spread is the problem is we're home the next three games, right? [00:55:51] Speaker B: Something like that. [00:55:52] Speaker A: With three point favorites. Because I think if we were home, we'd be six and a half point favorites. [00:56:05] Speaker B: Giants a plus seven. But no one cares about the Giants. Oh, there is baseball on Today. Nice. Sorry, hold on. Standby. Bruins won last night and the Bruins home opener is tonight. Ask me if I know. More than half of the roster of. [00:56:23] Speaker A: The Boston rules saying they're going to be trash. [00:56:26] Speaker B: They're going to make the playoffs, I'll tell you that. Hey, where is the NFL, dude? Do we have the NFL? [00:56:34] Speaker A: No. [00:56:35] Speaker B: Okay. Oh, wow. We are minus three and a half. Seems like kind of like a. [00:56:42] Speaker A: That's what I said. I said three and a half. [00:56:43] Speaker B: That seems like a bait bet. [00:56:44] Speaker A: No, it doesn't make. Because I think we'd be six and a half point favorites at home. You always take three off. Three and a half point favorites. That's exactly what I said. [00:56:55] Speaker B: Okay, okay, okay. [00:56:59] Speaker A: The Saints are garbage, dude. [00:57:02] Speaker B: I understand that. I understand that a lot of teams are garbage. Like why is the over under in the Cowboys Panthers game? 49 and a half. [00:57:13] Speaker A: That feels like it should be way lower. [00:57:15] Speaker B: I feel like. [00:57:16] Speaker A: So there's. [00:57:17] Speaker B: Because they're what? Because Rico duoddle ran for 300 yards? They think that's gonna happen? They think that's gonna happen again. That's kind of crazy. [00:57:25] Speaker A: I think the Cowboys. Everything gets inflated with the Cowboys because the Cowboys have one of the biggest fan bases. [00:57:31] Speaker B: So they draw a lot of money. [00:57:33] Speaker A: Comes in, they're like, okay, they're going to be scoring points now. Dak Prescott's gonna go back to being Dak Prescott. [00:57:40] Speaker B: And what are the odds? What are the odds for Justin Fields throwing interception? [00:57:46] Speaker A: I would always take that. [00:57:48] Speaker B: I am going to take that. I'm going to take that right now. I'm going to take that right now. For $120. It's for two of them for two picks. It's plus 413. I'm actually going to sprinkle a little something on that because you know, they're going to be from behind. [00:58:01] Speaker A: Is it two plus two plus? Yeah. Okay. [00:58:05] Speaker B: Do you want in on two plus? [00:58:09] Speaker A: Throw me down for 100. Okay. I don't see how that doesn't hit. [00:58:18] Speaker B: I don't see how that doesn't. [00:58:19] Speaker A: Who they playing? [00:58:20] Speaker B: Broncos. [00:58:23] Speaker A: That line should be negative 120. [00:58:26] Speaker B: It's negative 119 for him to throw one. They're going to be down. They're going to have to throw the ball. 200 wins you a thousand. Let's go. Let's go. Let's ride. Down, set. Hut. [00:58:44] Speaker A: Let's go. [00:58:44] Speaker B: I can't believe that maybe me. Yeah. I can't believe in that. [00:58:48] Speaker A: You know, they're going to have to. They're going to have to be down. They're going to hold on. [00:58:52] Speaker B: What we should probably look at is how many times he throws the ball. Again, my. We should have maybe looked at a little bit more. They are in Germany, by the way. [00:59:06] Speaker A: I kind of wish I knew that because I feel like maybe the defense isn't going to be running as hard. Maybe they'd be going to be hitting a little bit of. A little bit of Steins the night before, thinking we're playing the fucking Jets. The jets suck. Because they do. If I was. If I legitimately. What does on any New York team have to look forward to? Dead serious. Is there any New York team that has to look forward to anything? Don't count Buffalo. Cause that's basically Canada. [00:59:33] Speaker B: Justin Fields is odd. He. Am I reading this right? [00:59:40] Speaker A: What? He has no interceptions this year? Probably. [00:59:44] Speaker B: Yeah, he has none. [00:59:46] Speaker A: Okay, so we might have got sucked into that line, but I still love it because he's playing the Broncos and he's. How many times does he throw a game? [00:59:57] Speaker B: I don't know. I don't know. 106 times in four games. [01:00:02] Speaker A: So that's 25 a game. [01:00:04] Speaker B: 26 a game. [01:00:05] Speaker A: Yeah. Take that all day. [01:00:07] Speaker B: We'll take that, that, that. Let it ride. [01:00:11] Speaker A: Let's ride that up to 35 when he's down three scores. [01:00:14] Speaker B: Yeah, it. [01:00:15] Speaker A: No interceptions does suck, though. [01:00:17] Speaker B: No interceptions does suck because he probably doesn't throw the ball more than like seven yards in front of him. But listen, crazy shit has happened and I am betting. We are betting on that. [01:00:28] Speaker A: So I've made way dumber bets than that bet right there. [01:00:32] Speaker B: Yeah, I mean, way dumber bets. We're not. We're not that far off for thinking Justin Fields is gonna. [01:00:38] Speaker A: Plus, guess what? My boy's seeing the field. He's seeing the field. He's on a heater. He felt that in his plums. That two plot, two interception. [01:00:47] Speaker B: That's why you look orders here. Your order's still not here, huh? [01:00:53] Speaker A: Oh, they're flaking up that crust for you. They're flaking up that crust. I mean, it is crazy, though, to just be on the jug when it's. It's an institution. Oh, McDonald. So my point would be, like, if you don't want to hear Nico eating, I would turn off the podcast now. Speaking of food. All right, this is not a sponsor. I am going to give, like, a ridiculously glowing review for game time and Peabody. I'm pretty sure the same people that own Townline own this place. Nico, have you been to Game time in Peabody? No, that's in the game. Game times in the North Shore Mall. [01:01:55] Speaker B: Oh. Oh, I heard that. That place is pretty cool. [01:01:58] Speaker A: Yes. They got a full arcade on the top floor. Then on the bottom floor they got dots. They have axe throwing. Like probably 12 bowling lanes. Pool tables. It's honestly a shuffleboard. I'm a big shuffleboard guy. Love shuffleboard. [01:02:17] Speaker B: So that's a pretty cool. Is it a cool date spot? [01:02:20] Speaker A: Yes, it's a perfect date spot, actually. [01:02:22] Speaker B: Awesome. [01:02:22] Speaker A: So if you want to take any guy you've been talking to, it's a perfect place. You guys can really bro out, throw some axes, go in the bathroom and suck his hog. But anyways, it's a great place. The food actually, what I was shocked about is the food was actually pretty good. They had some pizza. It wasn't bad. I'm gonna say something that's gonna sound so fucking ridiculous that I wrote it down because I had to. I had to bring it up. This steak tip is number two steak tip in entire Massachusetts. It's better. It's better than the 621. It's better than Newbridge. I just don't think it rises to the level of champions. It is right there behind Champions. If you are in Peabody, go to the Nortrimore. Try Game Times Steak tip. It's an appetizer for coming in order. It's 16, dude. It's not even expensive. You can get two orders, dude. Take a little bit. I, I legitimately. And they cooked it to perfection. They put them on skewers, though. So they cut them in fours and put them on skewers. It's actually way easy to eat. I know this sounds like an ad. It's absolutely not an ad. No one's paying me for this. No one pays me for any podcasts. What's in here? It's a delicious steak dip. I'm. My mouth's watering thinking about this steak tip. I'm probably going there tomorrow. I would have probably went after this, but now he ordered all this dumb food. I would have went, okay, dude, here's another thing. Now that we're on this. Them switching to a bag. Yeah, he's criminal. [01:04:03] Speaker B: Yeah, that's bad. [01:04:04] Speaker A: Because when you want to put the sauce in, you were supposed to put the sauce in here. And you take a nugget. [01:04:10] Speaker B: I don't know what into the sauce they're doing there. [01:04:13] Speaker A: This is. Who's, Whose fault's this? It's Obama's fault, probably Michelle. Michelle. Yeah, Michelle. It's Michelle's fault. Okay, what are you going with first? Double. I mean, so we got a calzone coming. [01:04:36] Speaker B: We were just trying to slightly get some food down the hatch. But you know, McDonald's always has great deals. So we executed on two deals today. One deal being buy one, get one. Everyone loves a bogo. [01:04:54] Speaker A: And nothing better than free. Free shit. [01:04:56] Speaker B: Nothing better than free shit. Especially in today's economy. Like, we just talked about 10 piece McNugget. Now I can understand why it's buy one, get one, though. Because they're in a bag, so they're probably gross. [01:05:07] Speaker A: No, they're actually crispy. They're on one. Can I look at a McDouble? I don't think I've ever had a McDouble. Is it just a double cheeseburger? I don't want it. No, that's. That's. That's inferior to a regular one. Is there cheese in between each layer? Okay, that might be actually not bad. There's cheese on both. [01:05:36] Speaker B: So we got. I got two McDoubles. I don't know how it hit two. I thought I only hit one, a snack wrap, which I didn't have to get because it was buy one, get one chicken nuggets. I don't like to get multiple of the same, like protein. So if I get like a McChicken, I'm not getting chicken nuggets. That's just useless to me. [01:05:57] Speaker A: Nico, you have never been more right on the face of the plant than you were with that statement. [01:06:01] Speaker B: And then if you get cheeseburgers, you. [01:06:03] Speaker A: Get the nuggets on the side. You get one chicken, one beef. [01:06:09] Speaker B: Called moderation, you know, spread out, west coast offense. [01:06:15] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:06:17] Speaker B: Yeah. You actually y. Your Z receiver. [01:06:20] Speaker A: You know, it's like you get. Are you gonna go to a place and get a filet and get steak tips on the side? That's retired. [01:06:25] Speaker B: Stupid job. You better get shrimp or something. [01:06:29] Speaker A: Exactly. Switch up the proteins. [01:06:32] Speaker B: So. But in Al's case, it works so unbelievably because this is just from me ordering basically for myself. And in that, Al got a free. This costs nothing and this costs nothing. How about that? [01:06:50] Speaker A: How about them apples? [01:06:52] Speaker B: That's crazy. Al got a Big Mac and a 10 piece for free. [01:06:56] Speaker A: Let me ask you this question. You people, people are wondering this. Do you think. Do you think if you golf and either flip flops or bfe, that's gay and then actually sucking dick? [01:07:22] Speaker B: No, nothing's gay than sucking a dick. [01:07:24] Speaker A: I don't know. I think it's close. I swear. I Think it's close. Do you think that they're just hotters? Like, why are you trying to play in your bare feet? [01:07:31] Speaker B: Well, whoever's actually trying to do that, I think is a loser. So, I mean, I definitely don't look at you like I guarant. [01:07:36] Speaker A: You know who's a prime example. [01:07:38] Speaker B: That's amazing. [01:07:41] Speaker A: Tangy. What is it? [01:07:43] Speaker B: Tangy. [01:07:43] Speaker A: Tangy barbecue. Okay, listen. [01:07:47] Speaker B: Great. [01:07:48] Speaker A: Wow. [01:07:48] Speaker B: Nice pop open right there. [01:07:50] Speaker A: Rob Del Vecchio definitely screams to me like he's golfed and be a few people. [01:07:55] Speaker B: I can't. I can't. No, there's no way. [01:07:57] Speaker A: No way. Text him now. [01:08:01] Speaker B: All right, now after eating that twice, it's. [01:08:05] Speaker A: All right. [01:08:05] Speaker B: Well, it's still pretty good. Just tastes like. Tastes like cannonball sauce. [01:08:12] Speaker A: All right, so I haven't had a Big Mac in what, a week? No, I don't eat Big Macs, so it was free. Here's my thing. Okay, I'll tell you this, and it's just a little secret. It's not really a secret. I don't love lettuce on my burgers. I don't like let. I don't like. I don't like. [01:08:34] Speaker B: You don't like warm lettuce? [01:08:35] Speaker A: Yes. [01:08:36] Speaker B: Me too. [01:08:37] Speaker A: I hate it. [01:08:38] Speaker B: Like, there's a lot of on this rap right now I'm not excited about. [01:08:40] Speaker A: That's why BLT makes zero sense to me. [01:08:43] Speaker B: BLT is a stupid ass sandwich. [01:08:45] Speaker A: So if I get. I'll get like a club sandwich. So I'll get a cheeseburger club if I'm going to fucking 621. Cheeseburger Club. No lettuce, dude. Turkey club, no lettuce. You don't put lettuce on the stuff. [01:08:58] Speaker B: So honey barbecue chicken wrap. Like, I don't need lettuce on that. [01:09:05] Speaker A: You know what, though? It is pretty gas. [01:09:11] Speaker B: Wow. Fish. Turn this podcast into a eat with us, Fitzy. [01:09:20] Speaker A: I would. I know you were always complaining to me. I would take your headphones out. You can't be watching us with your headphones. There's just too much smacking going on our artistic ass, you know? [01:09:36] Speaker B: There's a lot going on. Let me tell you. This snack wrap is so good. [01:09:42] Speaker A: I'll be honest. Big Mac's hitting. [01:09:46] Speaker B: You got that Mac sauce, huh? Yeah, it's that sauce. [01:09:55] Speaker A: As soon as that fucking calzone comes, my wife's gonna end up coming out here and just be like, what the fuck is wrong with you guys? [01:10:01] Speaker B: To be honest, just so you guys know, like full trans, like a real transparency of Me, I basically almost ordered what I said I ordered on, like, a regular basis. I basically ordered that in a way. [01:10:21] Speaker A: I wasn't expecting that heat from the. From the Big Mac. [01:10:25] Speaker B: I wasn't expecting the McNuggets to be good, to be honest, because they're in a bag. Where is your calzone? [01:10:31] Speaker A: You know what, though, if you think about. Probably keeps the crisp better. [01:10:39] Speaker B: Why? Because it can breathe. [01:10:41] Speaker A: They must be a special bag. Is there vents in it? You didn't order a drink, dude. No. [01:10:57] Speaker B: Because you usually stack up to the nines. [01:10:59] Speaker A: I have waters downstairs, and then there's bubbly water. Yeah, no. This is an eating podcast, so we're gonna. We're gonna come at you once every two weeks and just eat in your face. But this is what I said a few weeks ago when he came with his plan, the new format. What quarter are we in? Is this halftime? I don't know. He came with this huge format plan, no preparation. What quarter are we in? Nico, go. [01:11:39] Speaker B: I know. What a crazy idea. I found a Sprite dude in the camp. [01:11:43] Speaker A: Oh, that's nice. [01:11:44] Speaker B: That's crazy. That's for Sprite crazy. My teeth are out. All right, so you. We can still. You can still listen. This is all still stuff, though. Even though we're eating people growing up. [01:11:57] Speaker A: People who. [01:11:58] Speaker B: Whoever's eating, listening to our podcast knows. [01:12:00] Speaker A: Like, I mean, I think everyone knows that you have to eat to survive. Yeah, right. Do you think they prefer that we ate on off hours? Probably. [01:12:10] Speaker B: I mean, maybe. You ever open up your McDouble? Wow, they skimp me with cheese on this one. [01:12:19] Speaker A: There's no cheese in the middle. See, that's why I. [01:12:21] Speaker B: That was just this one, though. This one even tastes dry. There's not even cheese on the bottom. [01:12:26] Speaker A: That feels like they forgot. [01:12:27] Speaker B: They forgot. [01:12:28] Speaker A: They forgot about the cheese. You can't be forgetting about cheese. [01:12:32] Speaker B: No. [01:12:33] Speaker A: Okay, so wait, hold on a second. What's going on here? He just put two chicken nuggets in there and didn't want anyone to know. He put two chicken nuggets in between the McDouble. Is that. [01:12:43] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, that's right. We don't have everybody on a visual. This is what I'll do. [01:12:49] Speaker A: So you throw two chicken nuggets in between them. [01:12:52] Speaker B: Oh, it would look way more appetizing if I did it on the first McDouble that had two more slices of cheese. I think they went double cheese up top. [01:13:04] Speaker A: Now, it wouldn't look appetizing either way, but. How's it taste? [01:13:08] Speaker B: Unbelievable. [01:13:10] Speaker A: Little dry now. Do you do that for speed or because you like the taste of it? [01:13:15] Speaker B: Well, I would say nothing like a fresh sip out of a Sprite can. [01:13:28] Speaker A: First sip out of a can. I take that over a lot. [01:13:31] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah, that was. Yeah, that was climatic. I wouldn't say for speed. It was more for pleasure. It's way more for pleasure. You just like it better just banging out two things at once. You know what I mean? You got that crispy chicken, and you got that. You got the meat patty with the. [01:13:49] Speaker A: Cheese, and you don't dip it in sauce. [01:13:52] Speaker B: All right? Typically, if I was laid out here a little bit more, I would already have my own Heinz ketchup and my mayo juice. [01:13:59] Speaker A: Yeah, you mix it together. [01:14:00] Speaker B: Not so it's like a pie chart. It looks like a pie chart. [01:14:05] Speaker A: Okay. [01:14:06] Speaker B: Little bit of ketchup, little bit of mayo. Take a fry, right? And just in the middle, mix them. Mix them. [01:14:15] Speaker A: You have Bob Ross and your condiments. You have the Bob Ross of condiments? Is that what you're saying? So you got like a palette thing and you're just mixing those two together and dipping in the middle. You're making your own Russian dressing. [01:14:34] Speaker B: I'm eating it. I'm not serving it. Okay. You know what I mean? [01:14:39] Speaker A: Why not just get the. Or the French dressing? I think it's French. Is it French or Russia? Let me look that up. Dressing. [01:14:54] Speaker B: We had just to cap. We just decapitated McDonald's. And the reason why I got this McDonald's because I'm insanely hungry. One, two. Two. I forgot what to say, but. [01:15:21] Speaker A: I'm not sure what it is. But it is crazy that you're just. [01:15:25] Speaker B: I'm not gonna, like, palate. [01:15:29] Speaker A: So here's what I'm gonna say. [01:15:30] Speaker B: I'm already know. I'm not even gonna touch that calzone. [01:15:33] Speaker A: So my. Well, you weren't touching it anyways. So the Spanish taught me this, okay? This little recipe here for talking about dipping stuff. Working in the restaurant industry, you're around all types of them. All types of Spanish people, right? Would you agree? [01:15:54] Speaker B: Latinos, Latinas, God bless them, they're the. [01:15:58] Speaker A: Hottest working people on the face of the planet. And they're some of the best people. Not like the trash whites, okay? French fries come out. They do ketchup and Romano cheese. Now, I wouldn't think it was good. It's not half bad. [01:16:21] Speaker B: No, I listen, because I can get down with this because of something that I made literally two days ago. Hold on. I'm just. I think my body's trying to catch up to what, what I just did. I just. We just cleaned out like 2, 000 calories each. And like, yo, that food got here at like 120. [01:16:41] Speaker A: Probably like 850, maybe a thousand. [01:16:44] Speaker B: You think you're. No, it wasn't. Dude, it's a Big Mac. You got a Big Mac, a medium fry. [01:16:48] Speaker A: Hold on, let's write it down. Big Mac, medium fry. [01:16:51] Speaker B: Big Mac pep, medium. No, no, I'm sorry. [01:16:54] Speaker A: It's diet. Stop. It's zero. Medium fry. Ten piece. We're going to see what that is. [01:17:00] Speaker B: You what? You Big Mac and Big Mac and Big Mac. [01:17:01] Speaker A: I got a Big Mac written down. We're just going to do calories. What's your number? What do you think the number is? [01:17:09] Speaker B: Oh, like 1450. [01:17:15] Speaker A: Okay. Big Mac is 563 calories. Okay, medium fried. 320 calories. [01:17:30] Speaker B: Why are they at 11? [01:17:32] Speaker A: No, we're at like. We're at 9, 9, 8, 80. We're at right now. So you were close. 10 piece. 220 calories. Wait. Oh, hold on, hold on, hold on. I. I apologize. There. Hold on. It's less. [01:18:01] Speaker B: Less. [01:18:02] Speaker A: No, 590. I apologize. It's more. Hold on, hold on. [01:18:09] Speaker B: Sorry. For those that just had to hear that had a clear everything. [01:18:14] Speaker A: 410 right off the McDonald's website. Okay, what's that? 880 plus 410. [01:18:23] Speaker B: 12, 12, 13. [01:18:25] Speaker A: 1230. [01:18:26] Speaker B: 1230. Whatever. [01:18:29] Speaker A: 1290, 1300. [01:18:31] Speaker B: All right, do mine. [01:18:33] Speaker A: What's yours? [01:18:34] Speaker B: Two McDoubles. [01:18:37] Speaker A: McDouble calories. Wow. 390 per. [01:18:46] Speaker B: Yeah, that's not a lot. [01:18:48] Speaker A: Okay, what else you got? Spicy snack wrap? [01:18:54] Speaker B: Nope, just a regular snack wrap. [01:18:55] Speaker A: Snack wrap. That's the ranch one, right? Or is the spicy. Is it McCrispy? [01:19:05] Speaker B: Ranch? No, ranch snack wrap. [01:19:08] Speaker A: 320. Okay. Medium fry. [01:19:12] Speaker B: No, I didn't have a fry. [01:19:13] Speaker A: Oh, you didn't have a fry? [01:19:14] Speaker B: You got a fry? I didn't have fry. I just had and then I had a 10 piece. Honestly, it was pretty light. [01:19:21] Speaker A: That is light work for you, dude. [01:19:22] Speaker B: No fry. That was light lifting. That's very odd that I didn't get a. Did I have fries? No, I didn't have fries. Fries. Fries for me are exactly what I say with every sandwich that I should have. I should have chips. [01:19:36] Speaker A: And then you get 140 on that Coke. [01:19:38] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:19:39] Speaker A: So you're looking at 1650. That's not crazy. [01:19:46] Speaker B: 1650 in like less than 16 minutes. That's how fast life can come at you. I'm just like, yeah, thank God you. [01:19:54] Speaker A: Didn'T get cookies, dude. We would have smashed those. Here's the only problem, okay? This is the problem with this type of food. It instantly makes you want to eat something sweet instantly because it's so salty. I don't know if it's that. I think it's because it has. [01:20:09] Speaker B: Or it's because it has, like, AIDS in it or something. [01:20:11] Speaker A: It definitely has aids. That's not even a question. It definitely has something stupid in it. [01:20:18] Speaker B: You know what? Also, McDonald's comes with McDonald's. McDonald's, believe it or not, also comes with a ton of regret. [01:20:25] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:20:25] Speaker B: She ever eat McDonald's? And then, like, maybe less than 30 minutes to an hour later, you're like, why did I do that? [01:20:34] Speaker A: I will say this has taken, like, an absurd amount of time. [01:20:36] Speaker B: Yeah. If I was dying, like, it's ridiculous. We are. I ordered McDonald's. Already got it here. And. And I will say it was warm. Eating it is warm. So that's good. [01:20:48] Speaker A: That I. Honestly, there's. Sometimes McDonald's hits, and you're like, this is the best thing I've ever had in my life. This was. If the fries were better, that would. This would have been one of those days. Everything else was perfect. [01:20:59] Speaker B: Everything else was great. [01:21:00] Speaker A: Everything. [01:21:01] Speaker B: No, I will say my knock was they messed up my cheese on my one McDonald's. [01:21:04] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, that's true. [01:21:05] Speaker B: You can't. When you. [01:21:06] Speaker A: When you taste that crispy chicken. Chicken nugget. [01:21:09] Speaker B: Those chicken nuggets, like, they had some crunch to them. They were pretty good. [01:21:12] Speaker A: Yeah, they were pretty good. [01:21:13] Speaker B: Snack wrap. That snack wrap got engulfed. [01:21:15] Speaker A: If you're going to. If you can mentally prepare yourself to get McDonald's, you go at 10:31, right when they open for lunch. [01:21:25] Speaker B: For lunch. Oh, wow. [01:21:27] Speaker A: Nothing better. [01:21:28] Speaker B: Wow. You're getting prime. You're getting prime stuff. [01:21:31] Speaker A: Prime stuff. [01:21:32] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:21:32] Speaker A: You're getting it right off the rip. They just switched over. They threw away the McGriddles. Now it's game time. [01:21:38] Speaker B: I will also, though, say, if you want to indulge In a breakfast, McDonald's got some heat. McGriddles. [01:21:44] Speaker A: People always suck Taco Bell's dick for that. I've never had it. I'm not a breakfast guy. I never eat breakfast. [01:21:50] Speaker B: I'm never gonna have, like, I don't know if I'll probably have to be, like, on my deathbed to have Taco Bell breakfast. I'm not gonna do that. I would have Wendy's breakfast. I feel like Wendy's, like, kind of knows what's going on. [01:22:06] Speaker A: I don't know. I bet you they make a great breakfast burrito. They have to. Or a Crunch Taco Bell. Yeah, a Crunch Wrap breakfast burrito. [01:22:13] Speaker B: I just think you already know the flavor palette that you're walking into and it's exactly what you're gonna get with like some shitty ass eggs. [01:22:22] Speaker A: So you think you're gonna get those spices in it. [01:22:24] Speaker B: Oh, you're getting a Crunchwrap supreme add egg. [01:22:28] Speaker A: I don't know. I don't think that's true. [01:22:30] Speaker B: You don't think it's true? [01:22:31] Speaker A: I, I don't know. [01:22:32] Speaker B: People talk. Who the talks? People talk, you know, money talk. [01:22:35] Speaker A: And I listen. [01:22:39] Speaker B: We really, in like the matter of 30 minutes we've bet on Justin Fields to throw two interceptions. He's thrown none this season and have taken in 15 cal. 1500 calories. At least a piece. [01:22:49] Speaker A: You were a bad influence on that. And you're going to have to try a calzone again. So you're looking at around 2000. [01:22:55] Speaker B: I am going to try half of one sliver of a calzone. [01:22:59] Speaker A: Deal. [01:23:00] Speaker B: That's probably all on that, is it? The rest can go to the pool. AKA the rest of the family. [01:23:09] Speaker A: I mean I don't think it's ever going to come. That's the craziest part. [01:23:12] Speaker B: I know we've been. I mean we're only at a hour and 24. We got 10 minutes left. We got. Yeah, well the fourth quarter will be this calzone. [01:23:26] Speaker A: That's, that's when, that's now we know. [01:23:29] Speaker B: That'S when we're going to throw up the fours. When Al gets the north. [01:23:31] Speaker A: That's the two minute drill. Or are we already in the fourth and that's the two minute drill. [01:23:36] Speaker B: No two minute drill usually is like. Usually like a wrap up. Oh, just kind of. [01:23:44] Speaker A: Did you hurt your neck, dude? All right, let me ask you this because I said that game time and the steak tips and you would never think like that place had good steak tips or even had food in general that was good. What's a. Like can you think of a place that has no business being good or. Or you get in food at and it's actually delicious. [01:24:03] Speaker B: Fucking good question, dude. This is such a fucking good question. [01:24:08] Speaker A: I wish we didn't just eat McDonald's because you own a whole brain fog. After I go into such a brain. [01:24:13] Speaker B: It's tough. Yeah. This, this, this food does fucking terrible things to your body. Because I have something on my mind where I was somewhere and I was Eating the food. And I was like, bro, this food is, like, good. All right. I have one. I have one right now. But there was somewhere else that I went that I was like, dude, I'm so surprised. This food's wicked good. [01:24:44] Speaker A: Was it that taco place you went to that you didn't want to go to? Was it the pink taco or citrus and salt or something like that? [01:24:51] Speaker B: No, I was. I was hammered when I was in there, so everything tasted good. [01:24:55] Speaker A: I actually went to citrus and salt. I'm pretty much. Is it all white inside? [01:24:59] Speaker B: It's crazy. It looks all, like. It's, like, Mexican. [01:25:02] Speaker A: I went there after a night. [01:25:03] Speaker B: Skulls and with my wife. [01:25:05] Speaker A: And the drink was all right. The drink was okay again. Like, a spicy margarita was all right again. [01:25:11] Speaker B: I was informed that both me and person I was with were both heavily intoxicated when we showed up. I didn't think I was heavily intoxicated. I think she was heavily intoxicated. I was definitely intoxicated, though, so. [01:25:23] Speaker A: Who told you that? The bartender? [01:25:25] Speaker B: No, friends that were with us. [01:25:27] Speaker A: Okay. The ones you went with that night? [01:25:29] Speaker B: Yeah. They're like, hey, was there any reason why you guys showed up, like, pretty drunk? [01:25:34] Speaker A: I think, like. [01:25:36] Speaker B: Well, I think we. We developed a fucking crazy, dumb habit of every time that we went out, we made each other at least two drinks a piece before we went out. [01:25:46] Speaker A: Yeah, that's. [01:25:48] Speaker B: Is that normal? [01:25:49] Speaker A: No. Oh, yes, of course it is. To pre game before you go out. Oh. [01:25:53] Speaker B: I'm like, dude, why not, like, catch it? [01:25:54] Speaker A: We caught. [01:25:56] Speaker B: We caught a little buzz. We get a little fired up here, you know? [01:25:58] Speaker A: No. Now, granted, but if you're acting like a slop. [01:26:03] Speaker B: Yeah. If you're gonna have conversations with somebody and you're just gonna be rambling, you're gonna sound like a retard, then it's. [01:26:09] Speaker A: Like, okay, did she have to get, like, really drunk to go out with you? Is that what it was? [01:26:13] Speaker B: No, I just think we got in the habit. [01:26:15] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:26:15] Speaker B: Go on. The habit. I think it was just a bad habit. Yeah. You know, maybe not every time we go out, should we probably get buzz. [01:26:24] Speaker A: Or you could just get buzzed when you go out. I mean, you only live once at the same time. [01:26:29] Speaker B: Right. [01:26:29] Speaker A: But you know, what's a good place that's underrated. That, like, you wouldn't expect to have decent everything. It's. It's Market basket. Great sandwiches. [01:26:39] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. No, they. They're good. [01:26:40] Speaker A: Yeah. Donuts are the best donuts. [01:26:42] Speaker B: I was gonna say, you know what? Flow golf. Flow golf. [01:26:46] Speaker A: I Never had the food there. [01:26:49] Speaker B: Have the food. [01:26:52] Speaker A: Have. [01:26:52] Speaker B: The food has no. It has no right being good. It's a, like, legit small. Have you been in the kitchen golf simulator? No, I just see what comes out. [01:27:02] Speaker A: Right. So you've had the wings and do they have wings? [01:27:05] Speaker B: It's all finger. They have like sliders. They have like these like little mini lobster rolls, short ribs, something. Ah, it's good. It's good. I can't. You cannot. They got flatbreads. You gotta. You gotta give them. You gotta give them credit. And they got some talent in there, so you gotta give credit to flow golf. [01:27:21] Speaker A: They definitely have some talent. [01:27:22] Speaker B: They got Flogoff's also being like, turned out right now, like, being slotted out, I would say they're having like live DJs go in there and like, oh. [01:27:31] Speaker A: It'S a potty place now. [01:27:32] Speaker B: It's like a potty place. [01:27:33] Speaker A: He's making great money. I think he's gonna try to expand over to the left and get more bass. That was the word on the street when I was in there last. [01:27:40] Speaker B: He probably. [01:27:41] Speaker A: He needs more bass. [01:27:42] Speaker B: He probably could. He probably bays for days is what he probably needs. More bass. Bass. Make him dance. Ye bazaar. Make them dance. [01:27:50] Speaker A: I actually, we had like a little end of regular season potty for the kids, like after the game. Walk off, walk off, hit to win, to grab a bye in the playoffs. So it was a big game for baseball, fall ball. And some. One of the parents brought fucking pizza from Costco. And it wasn't bad. It wasn't terrible. I was like, you got this from Costco? And I had a slice of it. I'm like, you know what? It's not bad. It's not. It's not half bad. [01:28:22] Speaker B: It's not that bad. [01:28:23] Speaker A: It's a bad pizza, but it's not bad. Like, I didn't like. It wasn't like that bad. It was better than I thought it was gonna be. [01:28:33] Speaker B: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. [01:28:34] Speaker A: Who knows what's going on. [01:28:35] Speaker B: I got sidetracked, to be honest. [01:28:37] Speaker A: So you don't have one place? I did. [01:28:40] Speaker B: And I said, flo golf. [01:28:42] Speaker A: Yeah, that doesn't count. [01:28:43] Speaker B: How's that not count? [01:28:44] Speaker A: You can't really sit there and eat. [01:28:46] Speaker B: All right. [01:28:47] Speaker A: You can't get a meal, can you? Was it just appetizer? Where was I? [01:28:51] Speaker B: That it wasn't? No. I mean, salt and stone, when we went, we didn't even eat. [01:29:00] Speaker A: We'll take flow golf. [01:29:01] Speaker B: We'll take flow golf. [01:29:03] Speaker A: If you didn't get the McDonald's. I would have let you, you know, think about this better. Yeah, it would have been firing almost. [01:29:08] Speaker B: I appreciate it. [01:29:08] Speaker A: I. What are you doing to this? To this microphone? [01:29:13] Speaker B: Nothing. It's the McDonald's. [01:29:18] Speaker A: You see any other bets that you want to put in? [01:29:23] Speaker B: No, I haven't. I haven't honestly checked. I'd probably say Jackson died over 35 and a half rushing yards. That would be my guess, but I don't. I don't know what the. Where is this calzone coming from? Argentina. [01:29:38] Speaker A: One minute away. [01:29:39] Speaker B: Oh, okay. [01:29:41] Speaker A: Anyhow, we're gonna get Nico's least favorite sesame seed, a black sesame seed, on the top of this calzone, and we're gonna see how good it is. [01:29:48] Speaker B: Is there any other outstanding things? Oh, I was thinking about more of like, people that I. People that I hate. [01:29:55] Speaker A: Okay. Who do you hate? I'm a big hate guy. [01:29:59] Speaker B: Yeah. It's just to make. We should probably now probably can't have a conceit. [01:30:03] Speaker A: We can't do that again. I don't know why you thought that was. Was like 150 episodes in now. We've never once ate McDonald's on camera. That was a mistake. Because you know how you feel afterwards. Like, I'm gonna. I'm gonna shut all this off. I'm not even gonna put it away and go take a nap. That's probably exactly what's gonna end up happening. And it's all this kid's fault. I'm gonna do the exact same thing. [01:30:29] Speaker B: I'm gonna legit. I'm gonna Michael Phelps die into my fucking. [01:30:33] Speaker A: How much would you pay right now to be able to trans, like, transport over to your house and just into your bed? [01:30:41] Speaker B: Would you take probably $1.2 million? [01:30:43] Speaker A: No, let's talk seriously. Take days off your life. How many days would you take off your life? [01:30:50] Speaker B: I mean, I live down the street. [01:30:52] Speaker A: I think we've asked this before, but we were in Braintree, and I think you might have said three years, I don't remember. But it was like a crazy number because you hated that commute so bad. [01:31:01] Speaker B: The commute sucked. The commute was terrible. It was like if you didn't wake up. If you didn't wake up in time, bro, like, you. You were fucked. Like, you were just. [01:31:10] Speaker A: So I picked you up every. Basically every single time. [01:31:14] Speaker B: Yeah, well, I had no car, so that's also was. That also was a part. [01:31:18] Speaker A: That was a part of it. [01:31:20] Speaker B: Another part of it is it just sucks. That commute was ass. You going past Quincy that way, like is ass. I've then had to do the reverse action of that also. Ass. Don't plan on doing anything on the other side of that fucking that tunnel. [01:31:37] Speaker A: A lot of times we would get fucked because we'd record at 10, then we would do three hour podcasts and then we'd like chill, hang for a bit, maybe get something to eat. [01:31:47] Speaker B: What a brain trap. [01:31:48] Speaker A: We'd hit the traffic coming back too. So we'd get the traffic going there and then hit the traffic coming back. Yeah, yeah. It was like we were getting fucked every which way possible. [01:31:56] Speaker B: Yeah. In traffic now is starting like at a crazy, crazy time. It started at like two and again over there. It's so bad. God forbid somebody's. [01:32:09] Speaker A: We were right at the amount of. [01:32:10] Speaker B: Times that there would be lanes shut down for the stupidest shit in the world. We would make the videos of. I hope this person's dead. [01:32:19] Speaker A: I do that every single time. And I. I still do it to this day. Like, I hope someone died. That's what I always think. Like, please let me pull up and let it be worth it. I hope someone's dead. I believe that's the calzone. Are you gonna get that? Okay, he's getting the calzone. But if you don't do that, you're not a human being. If you don't wish someone's dead up ahead because there's traffic. Yeah. Where someone was dead up ahead because that's the only reason why this traffic makes sense. And then it's even worse when you don't even see an accident. And you just up there like, what is going on with this traffic? Who's driving? Is it an Asian? Is it a woman? Even my kids calling out that it's a woman. Like, we'll be driving up, she'll be like, is it a woman? Yep, it's a woman. Who do you think striving, making this scene. Super. Wait, hold on. How's this package? [01:33:14] Speaker B: That's exactly what we're talking about. This is why. This is. This is why. It's inferior. This is why. [01:33:19] Speaker A: Oh, it's not packaging. Pizza box. [01:33:23] Speaker B: Automatic. L. [01:33:26] Speaker A: Okay, this is what. Is this how you got yours? [01:33:33] Speaker B: Yep, yep, that's how. [01:33:38] Speaker A: Yep. It's actually pretty solid looking. I don't think it's flaky, though. There's a solid calzone. If anything, it's on the small side. [01:33:55] Speaker B: I mean, it's super small. [01:33:58] Speaker A: You're. You are such a hater, dude. You're a great calzone. [01:34:03] Speaker B: Yeah, see, it's like light in the ass. [01:34:08] Speaker A: This I could do after. I can't do shit after those fucking Greek calzones. I do love them. This I can do shit after. This is a solid calzone. This kid's a fucking loser. No, you're a born loser. Guess what? It's so light, I can have a second slice. Oh, my God. Are you serious? [01:34:30] Speaker B: You hop on the fucking brown jug's hog so quick, but now are you. [01:34:36] Speaker A: Comparing this to Greek really doughy calzone? Like a blue. He's comparing this to like a blue zone for people don't know that don't know. In our area, these Greek places, they call them blue zones. They're like a blue fucking buffalo chicken and blue cheese. [01:34:55] Speaker B: You know, something that like tastes different. Like the steak. It tastes like me. [01:35:05] Speaker A: I wouldn't be mad at this calzone. You dropped this in front of me. I wouldn't be mad at this calzone at all. I've had infinite amount of steak and cheese subs that are a thousand times worse than this. The steak is like a perfect texture. It's not like dog meat. You ever have like a steak and cheese and it feels like dog meat? [01:35:27] Speaker B: Dude, I want to get the steak and cheese and hum it off whoever made it. When it happens like that, I'm like, you just off. I'm like, you just serve me the driest, grossest, grounded up dog food in a. In a bun and with like two slices of cheese on the bottom of the bread that like, when you take a bite of steak and cheese, like it should be equal parts. Yeah. I don't know what's going on with that. [01:35:50] Speaker A: I think it's a perfect steak and cheese. There's. There is a flavor in there. I can't place it right now. [01:35:54] Speaker B: I can't. I don't know what the it is. [01:35:56] Speaker A: It's an herb. [01:35:57] Speaker B: It is an herb. It is an herb. It's some type of herb. [01:36:01] Speaker A: It's not rosemary or thyme or something like that. I don't know some herbs in there. It's a good parsley. I agree. I do like Nico's calzones that he likes. But to say this is bad is insane. [01:36:13] Speaker B: I said if it was a knock on Brown jug. It is the calzone. That's true. The peach is great. The wings I would feed to a legitimate dead person. [01:36:28] Speaker A: Do you think they come back to life? [01:36:29] Speaker B: Yeah, I bet you they'd snap up whatever else is served there. We've had a plethora of the appetizers. [01:36:38] Speaker A: So you think jolly Kirk would come back to life if he had one Buffalo win. [01:36:42] Speaker B: No, I don't think Charlie. No, you put two. [01:36:45] Speaker A: You put one in his hole and then one in his mouth. [01:36:48] Speaker B: Ow. Okay, let's move on from that, why don't we? Yeah, please. [01:36:51] Speaker A: I mean, that's. It's almost two months now. [01:36:54] Speaker B: It's not. It's not even a month. [01:36:56] Speaker A: There's gonna be some AI video of Charlie Kirk eating a brown jug wing. [01:36:59] Speaker B: It's. You want to know what's crazy? Is like, you can face. You can face scan in 2K. [01:37:07] Speaker A: This is solid chicken steak. You could fake. [01:37:10] Speaker B: You could face scan in 2K and people are face scanning him and like putting like a tattoo mock like on his. His neck as like a bullet hole. It's like up. [01:37:17] Speaker A: Oh, well, that is a little up. [01:37:19] Speaker B: That's crazy. It's. It's these people that's going too far. These people have no decency. [01:37:23] Speaker A: So did you know he was like a legit quarterback? [01:37:28] Speaker B: I don't know what we want to clarify as legit, but, well, when I. [01:37:31] Speaker A: Say legit quarterback is like he played in college and he went to like camps and stuff like him. And I'm trying to think of who the quarterback was that he went to camp with. [01:37:38] Speaker B: Well, it's unfortunate. [01:37:41] Speaker A: Did you know that? [01:37:42] Speaker B: Didn't know that, no. [01:37:44] Speaker A: Let me get his stats. [01:37:46] Speaker B: Why don't we not get his stats? [01:37:48] Speaker A: What's the difference? Why can't we? [01:37:50] Speaker B: I just think we don't get his stats. [01:37:59] Speaker A: Contrary to popular belief, Charlie Kirk was white. Quite the athlete. People try to say that he's a fucking bum dude. Okay, the only thing I will say, he's got a slow 40 time. What do you think his 40 time is? Actually, it's not bad for a quarterback, though. 5.09 Pocapasca Pocapasa High. Football IQ is what they. They. That makes sense. Seemed like a smart guy, probably read the stuff. Well, the only problem is I'm not finding any high school stats on the guy. Is this making you uncomfortable that we're talking about his stats? Like, if I were looking up O.J. simpson says O.J. simpson's dead. Would you agree? [01:38:56] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, I would agree with. I guess. Yeah, I would agree. [01:39:07] Speaker A: Oh, Jimmy Garoppolo, he used to train with. That kind of makes sense. Oh, my God. We got huddle video of him. This can't be true. Is this him playing basketball? Charlie Kirk, Wheeling, illinois. [01:39:34] Speaker B: Looks like AI to me, but it. [01:39:37] Speaker A: Got loaded 10 years ago. Do we want to watch Charlie Kirk's huddle. [01:39:43] Speaker B: No, I don't. I don't want to watch Charlie Kirk's all right. [01:39:46] Speaker A: Apparently he's a baller. Nico's being. Nico's not being. Doesn't want it. Doesn't care that this guy was good. It was a nice athlete. That's all. He cares about his sports, and he doesn't want to talk about that. [01:39:56] Speaker B: I have no problem with Charlie. Let's move. [01:40:01] Speaker A: You sound like a lib, Todd. That's what you sound like, a lip cuck. [01:40:04] Speaker B: I'm not. I'm far. I think I'm far from that. [01:40:06] Speaker A: Sounds like a lib. [01:40:10] Speaker B: Far from it, I think. [01:40:12] Speaker A: Okay, can we just. Can we agree to something right here? Shake hands on it. No more McDonald's. [01:40:18] Speaker B: No more McDonald's, bro. [01:40:19] Speaker A: You can't do it. We're dead. [01:40:20] Speaker B: Nah, no more show up because that just. That just straight derailed the train. I'm sure I could have went in and, like, broken down the quarterback comparisons of Charlie Kirk, but I just can't do it right now. I just can't. I don't have the brain capacity for that. [01:40:36] Speaker A: I was thinking we could do some player comps, see where he's at, his form looks like. [01:40:40] Speaker B: Yeah, maybe early Daniel. I actually watched maybe early Daniel Jones, Joe Flacco esque. [01:40:46] Speaker A: Just to leave. Leave. One thing before I follow this guy that shows different quarterbacks. Grips like he holds the ball in certain ways. So be like. This is Drew's grip. This is John Elway script. One day you better believe I was looking at a video where he was like, this is Charlie Kirk script. Because he had the motion. He was like, this is how he holds the ball. This is how he snaps the ball. So, like, people are dissecting it. Let's be honest. People are dissecting that. You know what? He was a quarterback. [01:41:15] Speaker B: He's an athlete. [01:41:16] Speaker A: He was a natural athlete. [01:41:17] Speaker B: He was a father. [01:41:21] Speaker A: Do you believe anything that he might not actually be dead? [01:41:24] Speaker B: Oh, my God. [01:41:25] Speaker A: Do. We don't need to get into that conspiracy theory yet, right? I don't know if you have the brain pile for it. I don't know if I do either. [01:41:30] Speaker B: No, I'm. I'm good with that. We could pass. We could put that in the thought. [01:41:33] Speaker A: Put that on the back. [01:41:34] Speaker B: Put that in the back burner. [01:41:35] Speaker A: Maybe when you break down the all 22 of, like, a couple of his games, then we'll get into maybe he's still alive and who he's coming back as if some fucking arena quarterback just comes out of Nowhere like Kurt Warner did back in the early 2000s or late 1990s. And he kind of looks like Charlie Kirk. You better believe there's gonna be some people that are gonna be matching up fucking eyes and noses and lips and being like, that's Charlie Kirk back. [01:41:58] Speaker B: Do you think. Do you think Tupac's alive? [01:42:01] Speaker A: I did just see a video of three guys on AI, but no. [01:42:06] Speaker B: Okay, I was just gonna. I was just thinking. [01:42:08] Speaker A: I don't think Tupac's alive. [01:42:10] Speaker B: We're so here with Al, with the AI, so. [01:42:14] Speaker A: Okay, hold on, hold on. I'll tell you who Tupac is. I think I. I gotta think of this guy's name. He's a rapper. Tupac, Rapper. New Life. [01:42:25] Speaker B: I mean, he'd have to be old. [01:42:27] Speaker A: No. Yeah, he is. He. Oh, my God. We've talked about it. Who is the rep people think is Tupac Akil, the mc. That's who you gotta. That's who it is. Kill the mc. I just couldn't think of. They think that this dude right here is Tupac. He raps like him. He's got a flow like him a little bit. They're saying that Tupac was a master beta and he was a master actor. If you ever see that video when he's younger and he's extremely flamboyant and he's at an acting school. You ever seen that video? [01:43:24] Speaker B: No. [01:43:26] Speaker A: You never seen the video where everyone thinks that Tupac's actually gay and he's an artist? No. What the fuck is this kid doing? Hi, Tupac. Acting video. Acting school. Yeah. You don't need to watch the whole thing of it. Okay. [01:43:54] Speaker B: My name is Tupac Shakur, and I attend Tampa PI High School. [01:43:58] Speaker A: Can you hear this or no? [01:43:59] Speaker B: And I'm 17 years old. I can see the fucking video. It's like, 17. Such a weird age. It's such a. In the middle age, you're not 18 yet, and you're older than 16. But I like it. It's nice. This is before, like, a learning stage for me. Do you wish you could be 18? [01:44:17] Speaker A: Look at his hands. [01:44:19] Speaker B: Okay, I've seen enough. [01:44:22] Speaker A: So. [01:44:23] Speaker B: So people are saying that Tupac's definitely touched beach before on his own. [01:44:28] Speaker A: I mean, this is what. This is what they say. [01:44:29] Speaker B: They say, on his own. [01:44:31] Speaker A: So there's. Because you want a conspiracy theory. A lot of people say that Tupac was not Thug Life. He was doing that for the records and all that stuff. [01:44:37] Speaker B: 100 was a makeup. [01:44:39] Speaker A: This is the actual Tupac. [01:44:41] Speaker B: 100% was makeup. [01:44:42] Speaker A: That's in this. In this acting school video when he's 17 years old. And that's the real way that he acts. And he's really a theater kid. So could he be another rapper? Akil, the mc? It's possible. Have you seen pictures? We just showed you pictures of Akil the mc. He could be anybody. Chameleon. [01:45:03] Speaker B: Have you ever tried the Dubai Chocolate? [01:45:05] Speaker A: No, but I assume it's overrated. [01:45:08] Speaker B: I asked somebody. Well, that's how I slid in someone's DMs. To be honest. The girl that I've also been from afar. [01:45:14] Speaker A: Okay, so. [01:45:14] Speaker B: And I said, so does it live up to the hype? And I did this while I was half in the bag at the bar at Wicked. And she just replied right before we started recording. [01:45:26] Speaker A: And what'd she say? [01:45:27] Speaker B: Yes, in all caps with an exclamation point. [01:45:30] Speaker A: Yeah, but you can't listen to girls. I'll tell you why. A girl. A girl in a trend. When a girl sees a trend, all of a sudden her box starts leaking because they get so excited about this. [01:45:41] Speaker B: Trend that they're about to be part of it. [01:45:43] Speaker A: They already talk themselves into it. Like, oh, I've tried the trend. I'm with the trend. You gotta try the trend. I don't trust any girl that says anything about a trend. If there's a trend going on, they're automatically gonna like it because they are sheep. Women are sheep, okay? They like to fall in line. That's why they all want to go apple picking at the same time. That's why they all want to go do this. They all want to paint pumpkins. They all want to do the same shit. They all want to go to the same places at the same time. All the tops feel fair. The big E. They all want to go at once because they love a trend. So I don't trust this girl on our trend. If that was a dude saying it lived up to the hype, I believe it. Because we don't give a fuck. We'll tell you the truth, right? [01:46:21] Speaker B: We don't. We don't get nothing from it. [01:46:23] Speaker A: We don't get nothing from a trend. Women love trends. For some reason. They love trends. [01:46:30] Speaker B: They like to be. They like to be a pot. They like. [01:46:32] Speaker A: They like to be a part of it. That's it. I don't know. [01:46:34] Speaker B: I don't get it, dude. [01:46:36] Speaker A: So, all right with that. We'll let you guys go. This was a. A makeshift episode. Clearly, that we're just eating in front of you. Happy to be back. We Were always like, when we get in the same room together. [01:46:47] Speaker B: That's hilarious, dude. This kid, the. The Yankees pitcher, Cam. Cam Schlitla, who's from Walpole. [01:46:54] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:46:55] Speaker B: So he responded to somebody that said to him, like, you're not even from Mass. He responds to me. He's like. He's like, get ready. It's bro. He's like, you might as well get ready. It's brewing season anyway. Like, it's all. [01:47:07] Speaker A: He's like, yeah, I live in salty. [01:47:09] Speaker B: Like, it's all good. Like, I lived in Southie in the off season. Like, I. I went to Boston schools for, you know, certain amount, which he did. Red Sox. Absolutely, absolutely blew that one. Literally underneath his nose. He said his header on Twitter is the God. And he changed his profile picture from him to the Boston Bruins logo. It's like, dude kind of ate his own. He's like, all right, it's my turn now. Like it? [01:47:35] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:47:36] Speaker B: I love that. Good sports here. Good sports. Yank and Yankees lose. [01:47:42] Speaker A: Was that your outro? [01:47:45] Speaker B: It could have been. [01:47:45] Speaker A: I wanted to give you the spot there to do whatever you wanted to do. [01:47:48] Speaker B: And that was it. And that's a sub pod calzone. And this episode was brought to you by over 3,000 calories in a dream. [01:48:00] Speaker A: Fuck you, fat sucker. I wish you could smell our farts right now. I bet you you wish you could smell our farts right now. [01:48:05] Speaker B: I was gonna say me. I. Fuck. I'm not the fat sucker. [01:48:08] Speaker A: Dude, I. We should bottle them up for him. Get a Mason, J. I got a couple Mason jars back there. That girl was making millions of dollars for something. [01:48:17] Speaker B: I'm okay. I'm going to throw up. [01:48:20] Speaker A: All right. Keep it clean. [01:48:59] Speaker B: Sam.