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[00:00:48] Speaker A: What? That's. Dude, see the snow in Russia? I thought that was fake.
[00:00:53] Speaker B: It was fake.
[00:00:54] Speaker A: It's not fake.
[00:00:56] Speaker B: It's fake. There's no way pictures that came out were 100 fake. They were AI.
[00:01:00] Speaker A: There's. It's not true. There's people legitimately jumping out of. Of buildings, bro. I know.
[00:01:05] Speaker B: I believe that.
[00:01:05] Speaker A: Yeah, lots of snow.
[00:01:06] Speaker B: But those pitches that came out, like.
[00:01:08] Speaker A: Even kfc, the ones that he were using with AI. Yeah, yeah, sure. Yeah, those. But like, did you see, like, one of the things fall in between buildings? It was just like a mountain of snow. Just like.
[00:01:19] Speaker B: I think that's weird.
[00:01:19] Speaker A: What?
[00:01:20] Speaker B: What we're in for. For this weekend.
[00:01:21] Speaker A: Oh, my God. I know.
[00:01:22] Speaker B: I. This ain't 18 to 24. It could go up to 36. Someone said now, I don't know. That seems like a lie, but 20, 20, 24 inches, that's like, real.
[00:01:32] Speaker A: You've been to my apartment. You see where I look? Like, what should I get? Should I get a shovel?
[00:01:38] Speaker B: Why would you have to shovel your property? Aren't you renting? Yeah, they should shovel for you. Do they?
[00:01:43] Speaker A: I think there's two. There was two guys actually, that shovel the parking lots. Definitely not. My landlord and all that.
[00:01:48] Speaker B: Yeah, he probably hires them.
[00:01:49] Speaker A: Yeah, well, no, the building people don't shovel.
[00:01:51] Speaker B: What do you need a shovel for?
[00:01:53] Speaker A: I don't know. I don't know.
[00:01:54] Speaker B: Jump out your fucking balcony.
[00:01:56] Speaker A: I could jump, actually.
[00:01:57] Speaker B: Balcony.
[00:01:58] Speaker A: I could actually jump out my balcony with three feet of snow. I actually do that.
[00:02:01] Speaker B: Weren't you mad that we didn't draft Marvin Harrison and we drafted Drake May?
[00:02:07] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah, I was.
[00:02:09] Speaker B: Yeah, you were. Okay. I thought that was you.
[00:02:11] Speaker A: I was. I was mad. If. That's the same draft.
[00:02:13] Speaker B: That's the same draft. He said if we don't draft Marvin Harrison, I'm jumping off the balcony.
[00:02:18] Speaker A: Looking back on that because you never know how. You never know how things age. That age pretty bad.
[00:02:24] Speaker B: It age like.
[00:02:25] Speaker A: I should have jumped. I should have jumped head first.
[00:02:27] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:02:27] Speaker A: Guy can sling him, dude.
We don't have to get into it. But that's. That's my guy. Well, we will get into it. But that's my guy. I. That's my guy. Love him. Love Drake.
[00:02:37] Speaker B: How can you hate him?
[00:02:38] Speaker A: Wait, did we. We did an episode and then our game happened versus the Texans, Right?
[00:02:42] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:02:42] Speaker A: So we didn't get the chance to, like, really talk about that. All right, so we can get into that, too. Do you got anything else? Anything?
[00:02:47] Speaker B: What else?
[00:02:48] Speaker A: I'm trying to think. Moo. I like. We like talking movies. So I'm trying to think of any movies came up. Oh, have you watched Game of Thrones?
[00:02:56] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:02:57] Speaker A: You know, there's that new. Do you know there's that new. That new series out?
[00:03:01] Speaker B: Nope. I can't keep track of spinoffs.
[00:03:03] Speaker A: Night of the Seven King. Are you a big spin off person? You don't like spinoffs?
[00:03:07] Speaker B: I'm trying to think of a spin off that I actually liked. I do feel like I should watch the power spin offs. Those feel like. Those are pretty fucking good.
[00:03:14] Speaker A: I haven't. There you go. I haven't watched. I've watched power.
Never got into another thing. And then my buddy Dario, you know, Dario said the Book of Canaan was great. I just don't.
I don't know, force would be good.
[00:03:29] Speaker B: Because that's the one with Tommy.
[00:03:30] Speaker A: I'm pretty sure that I would watch that just based off of the character that I like the character. Because Tommy, I know the characters in it consistently. I'll watch that.
[00:03:38] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:03:39] Speaker A: Another spin off.
[00:03:43] Speaker B: Would you consider Daredevil or Punisher spin off of each other or not really.
[00:03:51] Speaker A: I wouldn't. I wouldn't. They have their own. They have their own. They have their own series.
So I love the. I love crossovers, though. Can I. Can't go wrong. You can't go wrong with a good crossover.
[00:04:01] Speaker B: Yeah, you're like Allen Iverson. Or crossovers. Yeah, crossovers.
[00:04:04] Speaker A: I love crossovers. Call me AI for sure.
What's another good spin off?
[00:04:10] Speaker B: I do like a crossover, like, even in any type of show. Even when I like when it's in TV shows too, because that's kind of like.
[00:04:16] Speaker A: Well, like NCIS Los Angeles meets NCIS New Orleans.
[00:04:19] Speaker B: Something like that.
[00:04:20] Speaker A: I like those. I don't mind those. I like those. I'm like, oh.
They're like, hey, we're here to help. Like, oh. You're like, all right.
I'm trying to think of other spin offs, bro.
The Rings of Power, which is a spin off of Lord of the Rings. Not cool.
[00:04:42] Speaker B: I mean, there's just so much bandwidth one brain has. You can't keep up with all this.
But you know what was solid? The rip. It's great movie. Did we talk about the rip on this?
[00:04:54] Speaker A: No. It could have been that movie of the week. I didn't know you. I didn't know you watched it.
[00:04:57] Speaker B: I've watched it like four times already.
[00:04:58] Speaker A: Are you serious?
[00:04:59] Speaker B: It's a perfect movie.
[00:05:00] Speaker A: Really.
[00:05:01] Speaker B: Perfect Hangover movie.
[00:05:02] Speaker A: Okay, now I'm. I'm. Because I seen the Promotion for it non stop.
[00:05:07] Speaker B: So too much promotion. I will agree with that.
[00:05:10] Speaker A: So much promotion. Well, Netflix like they piss. Oh, you know. Okay, here's another one what we're going to do. Because you, you. You've been on the true. You're on your true crime. True crime podcaster now, right?
[00:05:22] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:05:22] Speaker A: Right. Yeah. You certified in that his and hers. We got to watch his and hers.
[00:05:27] Speaker B: I already watched it.
[00:05:28] Speaker A: Okay, all right.
[00:05:29] Speaker B: 10 out of 10. All right, 10 out of 10. You should definitely watch.
[00:05:33] Speaker A: I should be watching that instead of six episodes. I know.
[00:05:36] Speaker B: Bang. That only four hours.
[00:05:37] Speaker A: Said I watch a peanut.
[00:05:39] Speaker B: Yeah, you can't watch a peanut playing video games.
[00:05:42] Speaker A: Yeah, I know.
[00:05:43] Speaker B: Not many people that like, that doesn't translate as much to like people like you talking to people about things.
[00:05:48] Speaker A: No, it doesn't at all.
[00:05:49] Speaker B: Because the only one that watches this.
[00:05:51] Speaker A: Peanut, it actually, I'll tell you, I'll tell you right now. It's not a lot, but I will say that there are more fans than not fans silently of the peanut. But all right. His and hers. I got to get to the rip. I get. I gotta get to the rip.
[00:06:04] Speaker B: You definitely gotta watch.
[00:06:05] Speaker A: I gotta watch the rip.
[00:06:06] Speaker B: Netflix just put down this thing apparently. So this is like. Like a lot of people have this. Like the negative for the rip is like that they keep repeating the plot like throughout the movie. But I guess it's a Netflix directive, has been saying, like, you have to repeat what's happening in the movie like three or four times with dialogue. So like in this movie, it's all about like the rip. Meaning, like these guys are like.
[00:06:29] Speaker A: I think I understand the preference. The. I don't know how to what that word is, but what the movies. Yeah. Premise of the movie is that they.
[00:06:38] Speaker B: They'Re going to like seize this. They call it a rip off drug dealers and it ends up being like $20 million.
So the whole point of this movie is that someone's trying to take the rip. So, like in this movie, they repeat it like three times. You think I'm gonna steal the rip? You think I'm gonna steal the rip? Like stuff like that. So they're repeating this stuff.
[00:06:55] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:06:55] Speaker B: Now to me, I don't think that that's great. Like, I think that they can make it less obvious and I think it's unnecessary. Basically what Netflix is saying is that no one has long attention spans, so you got to keep telling them what's going on.
[00:07:08] Speaker A: Okay. Okay.
I mean, like, so what do you have to like two times. If Lee, you're Engaged with the fucking. I mean, if that. By that point, you're not watching the movie anymore, right?
[00:07:18] Speaker B: How'd they do? Like a Diddy. Like, if they ever make a diddy movie where they're gonna be like, where's the baby?
I swear to God, I'm gonna mayno in the ass.
Like, think about it. Where's Justin Bieber? I need some ass right now.
[00:07:33] Speaker A: Yeah. Are you coming to the freak off? Yeah, you coming to the freak off like, next. Ten minutes later, like, so you coming to the freak off? Like, all right, man.
I don't. I. I'm dumb. I don't need that. I'm a movie. Like, as a movie watcher, I don't need. I don't.
[00:07:50] Speaker B: I don't need you saying it wants whatever you. Sure.
[00:07:52] Speaker A: But listen, I always thought, you know that. I always thought it was a thing in movies that you have to say the title of the movie at least once throughout the whole movie.
Like, it has to be mentioned.
[00:08:05] Speaker B: I don't think that's true.
[00:08:06] Speaker A: It's not true at all.
[00:08:07] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:08:07] Speaker A: It's def. Not true. It's like, absolutely not true at all. There's been plenty of movies that like Rush Hour. They never say the word Rush Hour in the movie.
[00:08:17] Speaker B: I don't even know why it's called Rush Hour. You think it's because she gets stolen in Rush Hour at the beginning of the movie? It must be right.
[00:08:23] Speaker A: Has to be.
Has to be right. That has to be it. That's a great point. That it's bumping a bump of traffic. That's right. Which is that. Which would. That would then mean. That's a great name for a movie. Like, it had.
Look at this. It had nothing literally to do with Rush Hour, aside from the girl being stolen, who is now. That's the whole thing. But they never go back to that. They never remind you of that.
[00:08:48] Speaker B: No, I know.
[00:08:49] Speaker A: It's now all about the girl. Well, there's a lot of.
[00:08:51] Speaker B: I don't think you need to remind people that.
[00:08:53] Speaker A: Good fucking movie. I can't believe they're making another one. That makes no sense.
[00:08:58] Speaker B: They make it a fourth one.
[00:08:59] Speaker A: Yeah, I'm fucking jacked for that. You're jacked for all types of stupid shit.
[00:09:03] Speaker B: Any action movie I'm in for.
[00:09:04] Speaker A: I know, that's what I.
[00:09:05] Speaker B: You can't have a bad action movie as long as it's like a somewhat reasonable. It doesn't even have to be a reasonable.
[00:09:10] Speaker A: I think it's so funny that they picked Ben Affleck. And Matt Damon to be like Miami Vice police officers.
[00:09:16] Speaker B: They were awesome.
[00:09:17] Speaker A: I'm sure they were. I'm sure they were.
[00:09:19] Speaker B: They got great chemistry, those two.
[00:09:21] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:09:22] Speaker B: Great movie. I think they almost felt like there was too many people in the movie. Like there was like, that star studded for like a Netflix.
[00:09:28] Speaker A: It was that star studded.
[00:09:29] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:09:30] Speaker A: Don't people have deals, though, with Netflix that they got to make appearances? Is that what this all comes from? Because I feel like. Don't you think I just do. Do you not think that there is, like, Netflix actors. Amazon prime actors. Yeah.
HBO Max actors.
[00:09:45] Speaker B: Like, it does feel like Ben Affleck and Matt Damon are above Netflix.
[00:09:51] Speaker A: I would agree.
[00:09:52] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:09:52] Speaker A: I would agree. Like, they don't need.
[00:09:54] Speaker B: They maybe.
[00:09:55] Speaker A: Like, they don't need that. Like Michael B. Jordan. Like, he's. He's an Amazon. He. They definitely have to have deals with these people, movies wise.
[00:10:02] Speaker B: Well, I mean, think about Bennett, Ben. What's his name?
[00:10:04] Speaker A: Oh, dude, we gotta watch, you know what a movie of the week will be? Movie of the week movie will be Sandler. Yeah, that's crazy. I. It's like Adam Sandler doesn't need Netflix at. Netflix needs Adam Sandler.
The movie coming out with Momoa and Batista.
[00:10:19] Speaker B: What's it called?
[00:10:19] Speaker A: It's on Amazon.
[00:10:21] Speaker B: It's on Amazon.
[00:10:22] Speaker A: It's right now. Not right now. It's gonna be by the next time that we record.
It's sick. They're brothers. Their father gets killed by like, the Zuka Gang, Amazon Prime.
Jason Momoa.
Oh, Jason Statham's coming out with another.
I haven't watched Chief of Warhead. That's sick. What? There's a new one. There's what? What, Bautista?
The Wrecking Crew.
[00:10:55] Speaker B: The Wrecking Crew. That sounds.
[00:10:56] Speaker A: They're like a two man Wrecking Crew, okay? That's the whole preference.
[00:11:00] Speaker B: You had me at the name. You didn't have to tell me. Batista. I'm a mower in it.
[00:11:03] Speaker A: It's like they're brothers.
[00:11:06] Speaker B: Had me at fucking hello, you know?
Yeah.
[00:11:10] Speaker A: Looks like it's taking place in, like, Hawaii. It's just crazy. Crazy shit.
Yeah.
[00:11:17] Speaker B: Now if they go into outer space, would you be like, this is like, too crazy.
[00:11:20] Speaker A: This is retarded. Yeah. This is fucking retired.
[00:11:23] Speaker B: I don't think so.
[00:11:25] Speaker A: I mean, are they still doing. Isn't there another Fast and Furious movie supposed to be coming out?
[00:11:29] Speaker B: I think 2026, I'm guessing. Don't tell me. 2027.
Fast.
[00:11:36] Speaker A: Cause how that that movie ended in like the craziest way in the world.
[00:11:41] Speaker B: I don't think I've ever seen my son more aggravated than when we walked.
[00:11:45] Speaker A: Out of that movie.
I'm sorry. Momoa's on a helicopter.
Someone's on a ship that blows up.
[00:11:52] Speaker B: No, they don't. They blow the dam up. They blow the damn. Like, the water dam. And Vin Diesel's trying to get away from it.
That's how it ends. Pretty sure. Like, they think that Vin Diesel could be dead, which we obviously know.
You can't kill Dom Toretto. He's unkillable.
[00:12:12] Speaker A: Do you remember that time that Dom Toretto stomped his foot into the ground and cracked it?
[00:12:18] Speaker B: No.
[00:12:18] Speaker A: Wait, does anyone remember that? Like, how crazy these movies are?
Was it the Rock or. It was fucking Toretto? They were having a standoff.
Punch the ground.
[00:12:29] Speaker B: No, he knocked out, like, an entire floor of a parking garage.
Like, one of the columns. Didn't he hit, like, a pillow with his arm? Didn't he, like, dive into a pillow? Dude, But I don't know.
[00:12:41] Speaker A: The opening scene of the Rock, bro.
The Rock picks a guy up with one arm and just flings him against the ceiling of a fucking interrogation.
[00:12:49] Speaker B: Oh, my God. April 2027.
[00:12:52] Speaker A: Yeah, dude.
[00:12:53] Speaker B: Oh, they're saying this is the last one, though. I don't know if I believe it. God, I don't know what your hate is for.
[00:13:00] Speaker A: It's too much, Al. It's just too much.
[00:13:02] Speaker B: What's too much about it?
[00:13:03] Speaker A: It's just. This is getting crazy.
[00:13:06] Speaker B: You don't think that your marvel, like everyone gets their own series is too much? They get. Not only they get movies, they get series. And then you get side series a lot. Now you got Loki, got a series.
[00:13:18] Speaker A: That's a great. That's one of the best MCU TV shows. 100.
But like Agatha all along, like, that was so. That came from WandaVision. And WandaVision obviously came from her having her spot, her envision having this spot in the movies. That's too much. It's too much. So you had one spinoff to a series. It was actually unbelievable. I've never seen a TV series like that. It went from 50s to 60s to 70s to 80s to 90s to current day.
[00:13:46] Speaker B: Is that how time works?
[00:13:49] Speaker A: No, but that's how they made each episode feel. Oh, so the first episode was in the 50s?
[00:13:53] Speaker B: All right.
[00:13:54] Speaker A: Second episode, 60s.
[00:13:55] Speaker B: That's sick.
[00:13:56] Speaker A: You know, I mean, that was kind of cool. I've never seen a TV show really portrayed like that. Pretty fucking cool.
It also makes a ton of sense. She's what she basically warped reality. So whatever she made it seem like is, that's what it was.
[00:14:09] Speaker B: What's Wandavision?
[00:14:11] Speaker A: There you go.
[00:14:11] Speaker B: Not Nico Vision. What would you. What would. Like, how could you warp reality like.
[00:14:16] Speaker A: A bunch of badass Latino.
[00:14:18] Speaker B: You know, I was thinking today, by the way, I was thinking about this. I mean, Wicked Craft, do you think they got the best social media in the game? Probably one of them. Like, in terms of those videos that get put out, your guy ISO Poppy.
[00:14:30] Speaker A: He just put out one of the best videos in the world. That. That was. That's one of the best.
[00:14:33] Speaker B: I look at these videos and I think in my head, like, if you're bringing a girl to Wicked Craft, let's say you bring a girl to Woodcraft. Like you're trying to go on a date.
[00:14:43] Speaker A: Are you talking about me or just in general?
[00:14:45] Speaker B: Okay, anyone brings a girl to Wigra, they want a fun little date night, date, brunch, whatever. And you go to Wicker Craft and you don't close the deal. You got no game whatsoever.
That is such a good vibe. I don't know how, like, that just means, like, she obviously doesn't like you. If you bring her to Wicked Craft and you can't get exactly what you both want at the end of the night, you're a loser. That's what I think. I think that that's such a good vibe that it's just like, how does. How do people miss in that vibe?
[00:15:12] Speaker A: I mean, hey, I mean, I don't really know. There's a lot. It's usually a lot of vibration in there. There's usually a lot of people imagine.
[00:15:19] Speaker B: What'S going on in the back there.
[00:15:20] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, I'm glad I could. I'm.
[00:15:24] Speaker B: Where's Ally talk, by the way.
[00:15:25] Speaker A: I'm thankful.
I'm thankful that, honestly, Wicked's the size that it is. If it was any bigger, we'd have, like. We'd have issues.
[00:15:33] Speaker B: Yeah, you'd have issues.
[00:15:34] Speaker A: There's way too much space to cover with how much. How crazy it gets in there.
[00:15:37] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, you'd have to. You'd have to really like perimeter.
[00:15:40] Speaker A: Yeah, dude. Yeah, you'd have to sweep. You'd have to sweep the perimeter. That'd be someone's job, like every 10 minutes. Because it just.
It looks like Steve's birthday, bro. Steve's birthday is coming up, dude. Like, that's the weekend after.
[00:15:53] Speaker B: Hate working that day.
[00:15:54] Speaker A: Yeah, I do. I do.
[00:15:55] Speaker B: Because his friends, like, don't. Didn't they you out one of them?
[00:15:58] Speaker A: No. No, Never bitched me out.
No. He called me. He called me a. A Drake dick sucker. This was just. This was just randomly we've. That. That. That bridge has been mended. Oh, you mean that message. That message was. We. We got over that.
[00:16:15] Speaker B: Yeah, well, he's just calling you a dick sucker, like, because you just, like, all on Drake's dick.
[00:16:20] Speaker A: I know. You don't have to do that, though. Yeah, that was. You could have. You could have used other words.
So what would you.
[00:16:27] Speaker B: How would you have.
Fanboy Stan.
[00:16:30] Speaker A: Oh, you love Drake. That. I don't know. I. Listen, Listen, for me, I don't call no one a dick sucker unless. Unless, you know, I got. I'm putting something behind it and I. I let you know, like, you're a piece of shit, you know, but that's just what it is.
But everyone was laughing, like, because I was like. I was like, dude, I was like, yo, do I have to work? They were like, yeah. And I was just like, all right, nice. Great. All right.
It's fun. It's cool. It is what it is.
More times than not, when it's the most chaotic in there, I'm like, the most poised person, really. Swear to God, I'm the coolest. I'm the coolest. I'm the coolest dude on the other side of the pillow, bro.
I really am. I don't. That's when I usually do my best work.
[00:17:18] Speaker B: I just think that those videos are insane. Go check out Wicked. Crap.
[00:17:21] Speaker A: They're insane. Dudes.
A videographer, dude. ISO. Poppy. Check them out, dude. Ice is the man.
He's unbelievable.
He's be. He just puts together these. Like.
He makes it look crazy because people come in, they see his videos, and they're like, where's the dance floor?
I'm like, dude, there is no dance floor. Like, the way. Do you. What you see is what you get here.
[00:17:45] Speaker B: Yeah, but they, like, how's it.
[00:17:46] Speaker A: People shaking ass? I'm like, ask the. Ask the woman. They can go wherever. They can go.
[00:17:50] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:17:51] Speaker A: I don't even know, but I know.
[00:17:54] Speaker B: You probably can't speak about a lot of things, but there'd be like, some types of. Like, what's the craziest things you've seen at Wicked Craft would be a good video series? I mean, I know it'd be.
[00:18:03] Speaker A: It'd be. It'd be a great one. We always joke around that we personally believe at Wicked Craft we could hold our own TV show.
But what do you think your billing would be? Like?
[00:18:17] Speaker B: How do you think that they would portray you.
[00:18:19] Speaker A: Ooh, I'd be everyone's favorite.
[00:18:23] Speaker B: You would be.
[00:18:24] Speaker A: I would be everyone's favorite? I think so. I mean, I'm. That. I'm like, you know, you got the. You got the looks, you got the sass behind the bar. All right. C.J. and Gabby locked them up. Another personality is, like, Delsey and Jada. They're funny. They're two girls that are like, they. We have a good. We have a good group. We have, like, a great group. If we were to put it in front of a camera and, like, put in front of an audience, it's. You know, there's different dynamics.
What would. What would be. The problem is everyone's egos would get shruggingly hurt besides mine, because I don't. I'm one who does not care as much. When we would do testimonials. All right, that's when shit would hit the fan.
[00:19:05] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:19:06] Speaker A: That's just when. If you can't put.
If you can't put it aside and if we're on it. I always say this. I'm like, testimonials would ruin it. It would make it. It would ruin it, though, because, like, some people wouldn't be able to handle the heat.
[00:19:17] Speaker B: They can't handle it.
[00:19:18] Speaker A: That's all I'm saying.
You know, like, that's. That's just. That's all I'll leave that at. That's where it's just kind of like a what if thing. But, like, I've seen shows on, like, restaurants and, like, there ain't no way, like, who wouldn't want a show? That's, like, in Boston's North End. That's pretty. All right. We got the place. It's pretty set up. And. And we are probably the most red Rudolph the Red Nose out of the whole fucking area. No one else is like us.
[00:19:44] Speaker B: Oh, you mean you stand out?
[00:19:45] Speaker A: Yes.
[00:19:46] Speaker B: Okay. Yeah.
[00:19:47] Speaker A: No one else is like us aside, the only people would be Flamingo. But that's, like, on the other side.
[00:19:53] Speaker B: I don't know what that is.
[00:19:54] Speaker A: Okay, so there you go.
[00:19:55] Speaker B: I'm not hip to the game anymore.
[00:19:56] Speaker A: That's on Fleet Street, I believe.
[00:19:58] Speaker B: Okay. It's probably the old living room.
[00:19:59] Speaker A: It's near the water.
[00:20:01] Speaker B: Is it the old living room?
[00:20:03] Speaker A: I don't even know what the fuck that means.
Respectfully, I have no idea what that means. Oh, you know where the little lot is?
[00:20:10] Speaker B: It's definitely the old living room.
[00:20:11] Speaker A: Okay. All right.
Try helping them out. Little.
Yes.
Wasn't bad. I went there last week.
Last Friday, after I went to Urban Wild. Great time. We should get. We should get some people to go to Urban Wild one night.
[00:20:27] Speaker B: What is it?
[00:20:28] Speaker A: It's a bird to Bowling Alley, but there's, like, other stuff there too. We went there in the summer two years ago. Unbelievable. Great time. Drinks. Unbelievable. Vibes are even greater.
That's where I was. Yeah. You see the pitches?
[00:20:40] Speaker B: I did. I. I was Lucky Strike before that. And I thought you were at Lucky Strike because it looked very similar.
[00:20:46] Speaker A: Lucky Strike. Lucky Strike's not. I think I've been to Lucky Strike like, twice. I went on. I took a date. I took a date to Lucky Strike. Lucky Strike.
[00:20:56] Speaker B: Not well.
[00:20:58] Speaker A: It went. It went good.
[00:20:59] Speaker B: Did you dress like a lunch bag?
[00:21:00] Speaker A: Sex.
[00:21:01] Speaker B: Did you dress. Oh, nice.
[00:21:02] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:21:03] Speaker B: Did you dress like a lunch bag, too? On. On that date?
[00:21:09] Speaker A: Comfortable in a little. Little bit of swag. What do you mean, a lunch bag?
[00:21:13] Speaker B: You look like a lunch bag right now. I look a paper bag.
[00:21:17] Speaker A: Fuck you.
[00:21:18] Speaker B: You look like a liquor bag, dude.
All right.
[00:21:21] Speaker A: I like this sweatshirts, by far one of my favorite sweatshirts from American Eagle. Then also the other day at the American People shop at American Eagle. The only reason why I show up at American Eagle, they might have the best pair. Might have the best jeans in the world. They flex, they're nice. They don't feel rough. I have fucking harsh skin, as we know that. They are unbelievable. Cargo pants. I'm a huge. I'm a cargo ho, all right? I wear cargo pants all the time. Probably wear cargo pants maybe.
[00:21:50] Speaker B: I thought no one like a hand job and cargo pants since not.
[00:21:54] Speaker A: Cause no one gives hand jobs anymore, Al. All these girls are whores. They all just suck and fuck. All right? That's just what it is.
[00:22:00] Speaker B: Hand job ain't that bad.
[00:22:01] Speaker A: No, the hand job's definitely not that bad. Yeah, I also got this hat at the Burlington Mall. Pretty. Oh, nope, that's outside.
[00:22:09] Speaker B: But how do you just wear, like, another team's hat? Like, I don't understand. Like, that's. I don't get it. Like, I get like. A lot of people do it. I don't understand how you wear another team's hat.
[00:22:18] Speaker A: I mean, dude, what do you just want me to wear? Boston Red Sox stuff? Like the.
I have a Boston hat that I'm probably actually gonna wear ton. Because I just looked on last episode. I'm pretty sure I wore my USA Baseball hat. Wbc. USA Baseball. Can't wait for that.
[00:22:32] Speaker B: Yeah, I can't. I can't dawn another hat unless it's.
[00:22:35] Speaker A: You couldn't wear a WBC USA hat.
[00:22:37] Speaker B: That I could wear because technically I am from the United States.
[00:22:40] Speaker A: You technically are from the United States. Dude, Someone just said, can I ask you a huge favor? That just gets me nervous.
[00:22:50] Speaker B: Yeah. I don't know this. What's the setup here? Foreign.
Let's hope it's not making you move. That's got to be the worst.
That's going to be the worst favor, asking you to move.
Actually, don't ask people favors. That would be my opinion.
[00:23:06] Speaker A: I mean, this is. This is my brother in Christ.
[00:23:09] Speaker B: So this is Bic. Is this Bic?
[00:23:12] Speaker A: Oh, wow.
[00:23:13] Speaker B: Bickers.
[00:23:13] Speaker A: Okay. All right. Didn't know what that was coming from.
[00:23:16] Speaker B: Can you reply?
[00:23:17] Speaker A: I did, I did, I did.
[00:23:19] Speaker B: And what they say.
[00:23:23] Speaker A: I got a request for that. That's not what this has to do. I'm waiting.
I have a huge favor to ask.
[00:23:29] Speaker B: Okay, I don't like the word huge in front of it. I don't be, like, really big.
[00:23:34] Speaker A: I don't smell well. No one knowing him. It's not going to be huge. And it's going to piss me off because, like, my, like, immediately, like, my anxiety a little bit shot up. So I'm like, okay.
[00:23:43] Speaker B: I like to. Sometimes I'll ask that, like, oh, can you just pick me up a coffee?
That's a huge.
[00:23:47] Speaker A: All he's gonna ask me is, like, well, I bet she's gonna ask me, like, hey, can you make sure you bring your weed pen tonight? Which it's like, no, I always have that on.
[00:23:54] Speaker B: It's on.
[00:23:55] Speaker A: I already have. I always tell him, like, bro, you're like, my cops trip.
[00:23:59] Speaker B: Yeah, because that's coming with me, too.
[00:24:00] Speaker A: Yeah. Legit. All right. He's typing, dude. I'm just. All right, whatever, dude. You know, I have never. There's another thing. You know, that type of friend. You have no idea what the. They could ask you. They could ask you from a wide range of things. Like, yo, I need you to go to the mall for me and get me something like this or legit. It's the other thing. It' you got your weed pin on you. It's like, dude, oh, my God, bro, oh, my God. Whatever. But he's.
[00:24:25] Speaker B: He's really typing that thing out.
[00:24:26] Speaker A: Yeah, I. You ask me to work for him, When's the let. No.
[00:24:35] Speaker B: Philip Rivers is interviewing today for the Bill's head coaching job.
[00:24:39] Speaker A: Who?
[00:24:40] Speaker B: Philip Rivers.
[00:24:42] Speaker A: That's pretty awesome.
[00:24:51] Speaker B: This is insane. That doesn't seem like it's a good fit.
Who knows, though?
[00:24:58] Speaker A: I knew it, bro. What'd I say? Did I say it was weed related?
[00:25:01] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:25:02] Speaker A: Yeah, it was weed related, kid. Man. Oh, my God. That's like. I already know. I should already know.
Ask me, Cakey. You might go into the dispensary for me, dude. Like, yeah, no problem, bro. I'm chilling. Thanks. Like, fuck you, dude. I don't have to do it right now, obviously. He's like, yo, whenever you have to, like, do. We're going out later. So it's like, all right, I gotta work tonight. No, I've taken off the last two Fridays.
[00:25:27] Speaker B: Nice.
[00:25:29] Speaker A: Yeah. I mean, I'm trying to. I'm not. It's not like I'm trying to get back out there. Has nothing to do. I'm just trying to have fun. I'm just trying to socialize and have a good time.
[00:25:39] Speaker B: So I feel like, don't do this. Don't do this to us.
[00:25:43] Speaker A: No, I'm not, bro. I'm just chilling.
I'm just chilling.
[00:25:46] Speaker B: Come on.
[00:25:47] Speaker A: I'm just chilling.
[00:25:48] Speaker B: Bro, you fall way too fast, bro.
[00:25:51] Speaker A: I'm not falling nowhere. Stop. Shut up. I'm fine. I'm good.
[00:25:55] Speaker B: You seem like. Take a step back.
[00:25:57] Speaker A: I'm good. I need to set up my life, bro, before I worry about that. That's it.
I was on cruise control, bro. I was shout out to Sun Cruises.
[00:26:09] Speaker B: I gotta go to this Bruins game tomorrow night and I'm dreading it. And I love the Bruins. They're playing the Canadians, so it should be.
[00:26:16] Speaker A: Al, are you on crack?
[00:26:18] Speaker B: I know. It's just like, Are you gonna.
[00:26:19] Speaker A: Oh, my God, Al. Al, please make this video, because now I know what we can talk about.
[00:26:24] Speaker B: Okay? What is it?
[00:26:25] Speaker A: By the way? You missed the LBG TQV game last night. So listen, that's.
[00:26:32] Speaker B: I wish I went to that game.
[00:26:36] Speaker A: I wish I didn't, because there probably was some weird ass going on.
Heated rivalry.
Okay. Heated rivalry.
I thought was like this reality TV show which was like.
[00:26:50] Speaker B: Hold on a second.
[00:26:50] Speaker A: I just thought.
[00:26:51] Speaker B: I know all about the heated rivalry.
[00:26:52] Speaker A: I just thought that's what it was. Yo, as a hockey player my whole life.
[00:26:57] Speaker B: You didn't watch it, did you?
[00:26:58] Speaker A: I will not watch that show.
[00:27:00] Speaker B: Okay?
[00:27:00] Speaker A: I'll never watch it. I think you should watch it. Say whatever.
[00:27:04] Speaker B: You watch it. If you like hockey, would you agree that they should watch it?
[00:27:07] Speaker A: No.
Why are you watching the show? I mean, it's not portraying hockey. Like, what the fuck are we talking about?
[00:27:13] Speaker B: Love story.
[00:27:14] Speaker A: Yeah. Like it.
[00:27:17] Speaker B: You like love stories and you like hockey.
[00:27:19] Speaker A: I would watch and if you like.
[00:27:21] Speaker B: Gay, there might be a little bit of gay in it.
[00:27:24] Speaker A: Apparently it's a bunch. I heard. Is there a lot.
[00:27:27] Speaker B: The whole show.
[00:27:27] Speaker A: Yeah, that. Like, that. I'm. And I'm not trying to sound like a hobophobe. All right? I'm cool with it. It's just like, now all I'm seeing is. Is videos of people at hockey games, and they're like, so when do they start fucking each other? It's like, this is what you've done to the sport. Congratulations.
Yes, bro. You gotta have, like, your son film you. Or. I know that's even sounds crazier of just being like. So, like, you haven't seen them when they're like.
It's like, usually when, like, the warmth's going on and obviously I could probably.
[00:27:58] Speaker B: Get my wife looking up and down the ice, and then I could just.
[00:28:01] Speaker A: Be like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Something I'll show you. I'll send you. I'll send you a video. But, yeah, that's basically what's going on. I hate it. It's ruining the game. Honestly. I don't give a fuck what people say.
Just not for me. It's not my cup of tea. Weird, weird vibe.
In my. In my opinion, not a homophobe. Everyone can do whatever they want. It's just like, I don't like that. Like, one of the best sports, like, grittiest, hard nose, toughest. Toughest athletes of all professional sports. You know, the hockey players.
[00:28:33] Speaker B: Hockey players.
[00:28:34] Speaker A: They've. Yeah, I've guessed, like, a couple have come out because of the show. Yeah, I mean, like, of course there's.
[00:28:38] Speaker B: Gay hockey, but there's gay people.
[00:28:40] Speaker A: There's gay people everywhere. Congratulations.
[00:28:42] Speaker B: Here's what I'll say. I don't even like watching a guy and a girl kiss, so why would I want to see two guys kiss?
I don't like to see that. That's why I like action movies.
[00:28:53] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, you definitely get some kissing in action, but I get what you mean, though.
[00:28:57] Speaker B: I got saying. It's like, come on. Like, no one wants to see this. This is all for the. And the bitches love this show.
[00:29:03] Speaker A: Love it.
[00:29:03] Speaker B: It's. Girls, like, straight girls are liking.
[00:29:06] Speaker A: Love the show. It's like, dude, okay, so I'm sorry, you gonna go to, like, a fucking hockey game and try and find, like, your bi curious man?
[00:29:13] Speaker B: Here's what I'll say if you think about this for a second.
Have you indulged in lesbian porn before?
[00:29:22] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:29:23] Speaker B: Okay. I think that that would Be the case.
[00:29:28] Speaker A: Al, I'm sorry, that is not equivalent.
Two plus two is not equal in four here.
[00:29:33] Speaker B: I know it doesn't equal four in your brain.
[00:29:35] Speaker A: In my brain, it 100% does not. And it will never equate.
[00:29:39] Speaker B: I get it.
[00:29:40] Speaker A: But to a girl's brain, you're saying that's what. That's what's going on. That's the vibration.
[00:29:45] Speaker B: That's the vibration I'm getting that it makes sense that way. Like, okay, it would be no different than you watching two girls that like fucking rugby players just absolutely scissoring.
[00:29:55] Speaker A: So you would just like to watch another guy, another dude in the ass.
[00:29:59] Speaker B: Like, wait, but it's two guys.
[00:30:03] Speaker A: That's what I'm saying, dude. What?
[00:30:05] Speaker B: I don't know, dude. I'm just telling you like that, trying to give you that spin zone a little bit.
[00:30:09] Speaker A: Like, oh, believe me, there's a spin zone going on, brother.
There's four. Check in for sure.
You know, I mean, it is what it is. Whatever.
You know what? It's the world we live in. I'm not gonna be upset. It is what it is, dude.
[00:30:25] Speaker B: It's a hell of a ride.
That's what I'll say. And speaking of rides, have you been following the thrill ride?
[00:30:34] Speaker A: No. I seen you post something about some random dude.
[00:30:38] Speaker B: Jim Rayu is his name. That's his actual name. Who? Jim Abreu is like Bobby Abreu?
[00:30:44] Speaker A: Yep.
[00:30:45] Speaker B: Jim Abreu.
[00:30:46] Speaker A: Me and Ramirez didn't make the hall of Fame. We won't have to talk about saying.
[00:30:49] Speaker B: He'S in the middle of a mental health break.
[00:30:52] Speaker A: Who is this guy?
[00:30:53] Speaker B: You know the One Man Troll ride.
[00:30:55] Speaker A: No, I don't.
[00:30:56] Speaker B: Pow.
Yup.
The wrestling guy. He played in the. The baseball guy.
Come on.
He was, like, on rough and rowdy.
[00:31:05] Speaker A: You know, Trelly, dilly, You know, these, like. You know God, you know, Not God. I'm not gonna say God, but underground Internet, you know, underground. You know, underground Internet legends, bro. I don't know.
[00:31:18] Speaker B: The One man trail ride is not an underground Internet legend.
We're talking he got famous in, like, 2013, probably when you graduated high school.
[00:31:27] Speaker A: I did.
[00:31:27] Speaker B: Outside of his alumni game, saying how he's gonna take all these kids. Oppo Taco, you know exactly who the One man throw ride is.
Like, I can't even believe I have to teach you who the One man throw ride is.
Hold.
You don't know who this guy is.
[00:31:57] Speaker C: If I could have your attention for just one moment.
[00:31:59] Speaker B: Big header as I drive you, Philadelphia. This is 10 years ago, though.
How do you not know who the trail rider is? Dead serious.
[00:32:10] Speaker A: I. I mean, what a display of how stupid that. Well, I didn't even get to see who the this guy is. I just see a guy.
[00:32:16] Speaker B: Hold on, hold on.
[00:32:17] Speaker A: I have a guy in a batting cage.
[00:32:19] Speaker B: Hold on a second.
[00:32:20] Speaker A: And then another guy driving with his shirt off in the summertime guy. I know, but what the are we talking about? I. That.
Who is this guy?
[00:32:29] Speaker B: Alumni game video. This is this.
[00:32:31] Speaker A: Is this the guy that yells like oppo, Taco.
[00:32:36] Speaker B: The one man thrill ride has arrived.
Fitchburg doesn't even work.
[00:32:46] Speaker C: Out to relive his glory days at the 2013 Fitchburg State Baseball University. Oh, I'm not a baseball game. I am in the parking lot right now hammering a bacon, egg and chi. Hold the chi in preparation to go deep with four hits and put on a laser show.
[00:33:04] Speaker A: I seen this video in particular in your entire 1.1 million views and 12.
[00:33:09] Speaker C: Years ago, I have a brief and ferocious message.
[00:33:14] Speaker B: How do you know who this guy is?
[00:33:15] Speaker C: State University baseball team. Okay, you 10 and 25 suckers bags rolled out of bed this morning all hungover.
And I was up at 5 in the morning doing my tea work, going apple like taco, doing 300 dry swings, doing flippies, doing foot toss. I am ready.
And when you roll onto the field lollygagging like a bunch of frat house joy boys, you don't even realize that you are facing the largest collection of studs ever assembled at an alumni game.
[00:33:59] Speaker A: While he has a bacon, egg and cheese in his mouth, he's.
[00:34:02] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. Give me a second.
I'll cut this out of the thing.
[00:34:08] Speaker A: Wow. We could. I could. Well, we could run on one man run a one man, one man show.
What's going on, guys? How we doing? We're gonna take a brief intermission. Al is gonna be an outstanding husband right now and help his wife with. Did the lights just get dimmer? I don't know what just happened, but.
So we're. Now. Now it's just me they're gonna be doing that. I would imagine this is. Is it. Is it that heavy?
[00:34:38] Speaker B: No, but it's, I guess heavy for women.
They're the inferior sex people.
[00:34:46] Speaker A: Yeah.
How do you. How do you get those market basket bags? I usually just get.
I just get. I just get. I just get small plastic bags.
I love food shopping, by the way. Food shopping is one of the best things in the world. I don't know. Whoever goes food shopping. You ever put headphones in? I'M putting headphones everywhere that I go.
Target. Because I don't want to talk to anybody. I don't want to talk to really anybody in society at all.
Oh, don't let the paper bag rip, Chris.
They are massive. I just said I go to market basket all the time. I've never seen bag. I didn't even know they had bags that big.
Those are, like, super size me bags. Get out of the bag, you goofy dog.
I want my own dog. I can't wait to have my own dog once I upgrade my living situation in a nice modern apartment. Now the dog's gonna come over to me and look for attention, because he does all the time. What's up, buddy?
How you doing?
If you could imagine a nice, nice dog just resting his head all up upon your leg, just looking up at you like, hey, do you notice me? Yes, I do notice. You love animals way more than I like humans.
But, yeah, back to, like, society. Now, thinking about it, I can't stand people. You can't have a normal conversation with anybody. I had to get out of a line. I was getting way too much excited for some woman at Target, like, complain about. I hate people that complain about items in stores that were in a certain, like. Clearly she was trying to, like, pull a fast one.
I hate people that are like this.
And I get economies down. But, like, people that, like. I found this in the. In the clearance section. It said 50% off. They scan it, it's 20% off. Well, it said 50% off. You're really on a Wednesday, gonna nickel and dime the cash register for fucking an extra $7 off. Are we, like, for super duper for real right now?
[00:36:52] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:36:53] Speaker A: I can't. You do that?
[00:36:54] Speaker B: No, never.
[00:36:55] Speaker A: We never would do that.
[00:36:56] Speaker B: Price. I don't even ask price. I don't look at price.
[00:36:58] Speaker A: Unfortunately, like, Fabulous said, fuck the price on the tag. Just throw it in the bag. Like, that's. That's it. That's how I look. That's how I look at things. Now, is that a good strategy for me and probably a better strategy for someone like fabulous back in 2013? Yeah, probably. But I'm on that same wave. I can't stand.
I can't stand people. So I got out of the line.
[00:37:20] Speaker B: I don't like when people nickel and dime people.
[00:37:22] Speaker A: I can't. And she. She stood there, and then she had an e. Gift card on her phone and.
Oh, my.
[00:37:27] Speaker B: Running scams.
[00:37:28] Speaker A: Oh, my God, bro. Like, by the gods. Do I not know how long that lady. It was like, For a hairbrush too. This wasn't even like a big item. It was a hairbrush.
Crazy. I can't do that Brush, dude.
That's what I'm saying. I can't.
[00:37:45] Speaker B: I can't believe how big these market basket bags are.
[00:37:48] Speaker A: Super size.
Super size.
[00:37:51] Speaker B: How crazy was the store, Chris? Was it crazy? Everyone got to get their milk and bread?
Was there all the milk and bread gone?
[00:38:02] Speaker A: Oh, oh. Because. Because the snowstorm.
[00:38:05] Speaker B: People are panicking.
[00:38:07] Speaker A: I didn't even think about that.
[00:38:08] Speaker B: Clowns.
[00:38:09] Speaker A: I didn't even think about that.
[00:38:10] Speaker B: I'm.
[00:38:11] Speaker A: I'm low too. I need a re up.
[00:38:13] Speaker B: Last time you drank milk though, like that, like. I don't.
[00:38:17] Speaker A: I think the last time I. I don't. I used to drink milk a little bit. Nothing crazy, but maybe in a cereal.
[00:38:26] Speaker B: Or if I'm down on a brownie, I'll chug a little bit of milk.
[00:38:29] Speaker A: Sure. But I used to be a huge cereal guy. Now I just. I just eat it raw. Dry.
[00:38:35] Speaker B: Your brother does that a lot.
[00:38:37] Speaker A: Yeah, he's.
[00:38:37] Speaker B: He.
[00:38:38] Speaker A: He is a. He's a.
[00:38:39] Speaker B: He is a good snack, though. A good. That those little tubs sometimes those little fucking snack subs. It's a good little snack for you.
[00:38:45] Speaker A: Unbelievable. Great snack. Great snack. And there's always a wide variety that you can choose from now with the little cups.
It's unreal.
That is gonna. That's gonna keep going until all the groceries are away, so.
Oh, all right.
People might have thought.
[00:39:01] Speaker B: Show some respect, Chris. You've already ruined this entire podcast.
[00:39:04] Speaker A: Nope. Not at all. Not at all. We got our brief segment of a one man show for four minutes.
[00:39:10] Speaker B: I will say one of those bags was probably close to 40 or 50 pounds.
[00:39:15] Speaker A: I'm sure. Bro. Those stacked.
[00:39:17] Speaker B: Those bags. Did you do them yourself? Lifted it.
[00:39:19] Speaker A: And my cheeks.
[00:39:24] Speaker B: I know what you're talking about.
I know what you're talking about. You feel it in your face. But I just want to let you know I. I dog those bags. Like I toss you around like a throw pillow. Just so you know.
You're an inferious sex fairy agenda.
[00:39:37] Speaker A: Chrissy, have you watched heated rivalry? Yeah. Like you with the biggest smile on you.
[00:39:44] Speaker B: I told you. I knew.
[00:39:44] Speaker A: Are you. You loved it.
[00:39:46] Speaker B: Love it.
[00:39:47] Speaker A: Why did you love it?
[00:39:49] Speaker B: I just.
[00:39:49] Speaker A: I like.
[00:39:50] Speaker B: I don't know. I like. I just feel love was just like the love story.
[00:40:02] Speaker A: How many intimate scenes I would just like. I'm not infinite. A lot. Like way too much.
[00:40:08] Speaker B: I mean like multiple episodes. Multiple.
[00:40:12] Speaker A: Wow. This is.
[00:40:13] Speaker B: This is essentially a porno. It's a softcore porn.
[00:40:17] Speaker A: How can you not say it's not about that one?
[00:40:20] Speaker B: That's all. What's the song that's going around?
[00:40:27] Speaker A: I've been running through my head. Running through my. Is that it?
[00:40:29] Speaker B: Right?
[00:40:29] Speaker A: Do I have that right?
I'm sick. I just got, like, nauseous. This is how you gonna watch the.
[00:40:37] Speaker B: Hockey game, Chrissy, tonight on Saturday?
[00:40:40] Speaker A: I know they've been playing that song.
Of course, because they're playing to the crowd. You know how many women are there now? Like, oh, my God, of course she did. Of course she did.
This is ridiculous.
This is absurd.
[00:41:00] Speaker B: This could be still with that kid.
[00:41:01] Speaker A: I don't have as. What? Chrissy, you. You know better than me. I don't think so.
I don't think so. I don't think she's with.
I don't think she's with the Rhode island boy no more. Right?
Yeah, we don't. We don't know.
[00:41:15] Speaker B: Who knows with her, huh?
[00:41:16] Speaker A: We don't know.
I'm not going to disclose my sister's information. She did meet me out last Friday. She's obviously a good hang. Mako came as well. Somehow, some way. Every time that I go out, I just want this to know. My siblings find me like, like, like the government.
[00:41:32] Speaker B: Do they have your locations?
[00:41:34] Speaker A: No, they don't have my location, but yeah. Did I obviously tell Skyler, like, we were with Scott, like, you know, one of Skyler's friends was there that she hasn't seen forever. So, you know, my sister's a good hang. I don't get to hang with her all the time. So, like, why wouldn't I invite her out? Of course that's Mako, though. Marco will find me. Like, we'll find me in two seconds. Calls my phone person I was. The people out hanging out with. One of them was like, really not going to answer your brother. That's rude. And I'm like, sitting there, I'm like, sure, you.
And like Batman, like, you just look up, he's there in the crowd. I'm just like.
Like something in the air. It's like, all right, okay.
[00:42:17] Speaker B: He puts a request in to the. To the dj. All the things you said. All the things you said. Running through my head. Running through my head. Then you and.
[00:42:28] Speaker A: Can't be doing that.
You can't. You have. You have. You have salamander stuff all over your.
That's it.
We'll hear about that. We'll hear about that on next week.
[00:42:37] Speaker B: There's no chance that those fruit last that she's probably gonna throw them right out. She's not gonna wash them. She automatically. It's in her head.
[00:42:43] Speaker A: It's defaulted.
[00:42:44] Speaker B: We bought this rug. Well, she bought a rug. She's. She's a big into rugs. I've said this many times in the podcast. She spends infinite amount of money on rugs and, and the pets just always ruin them. So we get this rug. She gets it from Home Goods. Now it's not an expensive rug. Okay, not an expensive rug.
She's putting in. She's like, you know, I just want to relax. I've been sick. She's been sick for a few weeks. Like, I just want to relax. I'm like, oh, good, what are you going to do? She's like, I'm going to go to Home Goods. Like that's her relaxing.
[00:43:14] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:43:17] Speaker B: Okay. That doesn't make sense.
[00:43:18] Speaker A: I could understand. I can understand a piece of that, to be honest with you. I could understand a piece of that if I had some time. My. In my. Okay. Almost took down the whole fucking chandelier. Jesus. Jesus H.
I. I will say that, you know, me and my target runs. I could be in target from anywhere from 20 minutes to an hour and 20 minutes. Just one. We're just walking around.
[00:43:40] Speaker B: I mean, so she's in home. Good. She picks out this fucking rug. She's like, I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get a rug. I'm gonna get a new picture to go over our bed. So she comes back, she just has the rug.
She starts, she brings it into the room now which she's cutting it open. Everything. We get it all into the thing. Now as soon as we open this thing up, we start smelling a severe smell, like a gasoline smell.
Have you ever heard about this? That rugs de gas?
[00:44:11] Speaker A: No, because I haven't. Unfortunately. I've never bought in a rug.
[00:44:15] Speaker B: So certain types of material rug, like it's usually that like flat padded, like a flat padded rug. Like, not like a, a shag rug. Like those flat ones with all the designs on them. They could Degas and it's. And they say it's a mix of like formaldehyde, benzanine, a bunch of these apparently toxic chemicals.
So we get this into our room and I knew as soon as I smelt one smell of this thing, I'm like, I guarantee this rug isn't lasting 36 hours in this house.
I put a clock on it and everything.
So we're sitting there that night, it's probably four or five hours later. She's like, oh, my God. I think I'm getting a headache from this r now. It was a brutal smell. Like we had to keep the. The windows open. It was a bad smell. So I'm like, well, do you want to just take it out of here? So we took it out of here. Brought it into this side room, the playroom.
[00:45:06] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:45:06] Speaker B: Open the windows.
We had to throw it out last night. We had to bring it outside and throw it out. There was no chance this thing was lasting.
This is her with everything, though. She has no luck when she buys.
I think it's partially her fault, but she gotta start smelling these rugs.
You gotta start smelling the rugs. Put your nose to the fucking stone. You know what I mean?
[00:45:31] Speaker A: Yeah. I mean, if you. If you're an avid rug buyer, you gotta probably. You gotta probably. You gotta probably waff your rug.
[00:45:37] Speaker B: Yeah, you gotta. You gotta take a peek of these rugs.
It was a Brutus smell. You can actually still smell it on the microphones.
Kind of a gas smell.
Do you smell it?
[00:45:50] Speaker A: No.
[00:45:51] Speaker B: Maybe you have Covid.
Don't tell Chrissy that we've already had it in this house.
[00:45:57] Speaker A: It'll be like. It'll be like that. It'll be like that time in Monsters, Inc. Where they find the sock on the back of the guy's suit.
[00:46:04] Speaker B: The Coal red.
Yeah. So the Patriots game, what do you think about the Patriots? I mean, I think we talked a little bit beforehand, actually, on the thing.
[00:46:16] Speaker A: I got nerves. I got nerves because, you know, everyone gets nerves.
[00:46:19] Speaker B: Big game nerves.
[00:46:19] Speaker A: It's any given Sunday, though. You know, at the end of the day, we're facing a guy that honestly hasn't thrown a pass in three years.
[00:46:26] Speaker B: Is that true?
[00:46:27] Speaker A: Yeah, he hasn't. He hasn't started a football game in three years. Okay.
Now, I just.
In my right mind. No, he can't, because if he was, he would have gotten a stun job somewhere along the lines, like if this was a Kirk Cousin situation where we have somebody that has experience, that's played in a playoff game, that's got some.
Some history behind him.
[00:46:53] Speaker B: What about Nick Foles, what he did to us Super Bowl?
[00:47:00] Speaker A: Yeah, that's. I mean, that's tough. I mean, that's tough. That's what everyone's got. Want to bring up. That's the comparison. Right.
I don't think that he's on that same level. I really don't.
I don't know, Al. It's very. It's very tough for me to. You're on the road, I mean, the pressure's all on. Like, Zolak made a very good point.
There's a mental aspect to this game, all right? Like, he is human at the end of the day.
So think about what he's been thinking about this whole week. It's.
He has now been put in a spot where it's not like a win and get into the playoffs. It is a win and go to the super bowl type. So that all. I think you got to rattle him early. You got to get in his face. You got to get him off his game.
[00:47:45] Speaker B: I also think he has nothing to lose.
[00:47:46] Speaker A: He's got nothing.
[00:47:47] Speaker B: No one is expecting him to win.
[00:47:50] Speaker A: No one's expecting. No one's expecting to win.
[00:47:52] Speaker B: Are you nervous that the line isn't bigger?
[00:47:56] Speaker A: The reason why I think the line's not bigger, I think they're trying. I think the sportsbooks are always trying to play to save themselves, so I think that they have to play it close to make people believe that it could be close.
Like, do I see if the Patriots could win this game by, like, 10 to 17 points? For sure.
But then again, maybe they're taking what is hap. Like how Drake may basically plays against certain.
Certain opponents. I mean, he's got to take care of the football. I think if we take care of our job, we win the football game. I know that sounds very, very bland, but, like, don't give him short field.
Don't. Once we get a turnover or something like that. Do not give the ball back inside of four plays. Let's. Let's not do that.
Let's just execute and don't.
I don't know. It's like, don't let one guy beat you. Don't let one guy beat you. Try and limit. Like, you can't have big plays. I don't know if he's got big play capability. You know, I don't know. Their best idea is probably to keep the ball away from the Patriots as long as possible.
We know that we're good against the rush, I mean, against the run. So.
[00:49:06] Speaker B: You think they're gonna play their fucking soft zone?
[00:49:11] Speaker A: I actually think that they're going to come. Like, they're going to come after him.
I think they're going to come after him early. I think they got to see what.
[00:49:20] Speaker B: I'm pretty sure Dev has one of the best offensive lines.
[00:49:23] Speaker A: If I had to be honest, this. You know who this game lays big on?
[00:49:28] Speaker B: What?
[00:49:28] Speaker A: Vrabel, more than anybody.
[00:49:31] Speaker B: You think it's a very.
[00:49:32] Speaker A: I think it's Rabel getting his guys ready to not listen to outside noise and just basically be like, you want to go out there and dominate the Denver Broncos. I don't care if Peyton Manning's playing quarterback. I don't care if Bo Nix is playing quarterback. Russell Wilson fucking Jay Cutler. I do not care who's playing quarterback. All right? Go out there and just do your job.
You know what I mean? Just go out there and fucking kick ass.
You're one game away from the Super Bowl. No one thought that you could get this. You can also play it like that for the Patriots. No one. No, no one. No one thought you'd be in this spot.
And it's very similar to last year. No one thought the Redskins were going to be in the NFC Championship. They made it. They ultimately didn't make it to the. They obviously they lost the Super Bowl.
Philadelphia Eagles the game before.
[00:50:22] Speaker B: Yep.
[00:50:23] Speaker A: But that was obviously a whole different slate. They faced a legit super bowl team like, that's who, that's who Jaden Daniels went up against. They went up against a full on force. Okay. And that Eagles team was stacked to the Brimis firing on all cylinders. Saquon, coming off an unbelievable year, that whole team was clicking. It's not the same scenario that we're in.
Quarterback is huge. To have a, to have a guy that hasn't played that much and to now have him play, I think it just is like that's, that's, that's way too much of a, of a leap. I think it's way too much of a leap. I think you ultimately have to self implode for that. For them to win.
[00:51:03] Speaker B: Yes. Well, I mean, I guess we have to see how the game goes because if they can't develop pressure on him and he has all day, then it's a different story.
[00:51:11] Speaker A: Then it's a different story. I just think that we've done a really good job of not letting that happen. I understand what the, what happened last. Like you've seen it last week. Once Stroud turned over the ball, he was so hell to skelter to do anything else. It was, it was, it was insane.
I think you got to do the same thing with Stidham.
Get out to a lead early, 7, 10 points and play with that, play with that lead. Make him play from behind, put them in long passing downs, you know what I mean? They try and run the ball, make it second and eight then, then go from there. Third and eight. Okay, now you're in third and long. Stick in Those situations, then you can start sending people.
[00:51:52] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:51:52] Speaker A: You know what I mean?
[00:51:54] Speaker B: Yep. I could see that. That is the keys to win.
[00:51:56] Speaker A: Do they do have good offensive weapons?
[00:51:58] Speaker B: Sure.
[00:51:58] Speaker A: Do they have anybody out of the outstretch of the imagination that the Patriots can't defend? No, we have.
Carlton Davis played one of the best games, if not his best game as a Patriot last week.
Keep doing you, brother. Christian Gonzalez is going to take care of his half of the field. All right. Now on the other side, they have a pretty good outstanding defense. They do. They have a really good defense. Nick Bonino coming off the edge. I would really like to see Will Campbell step up and like shut something down on the left side. I like Will Campbell. I love his mentality. But let's call a spade a spade. He's getting his ass blown up by fucking dudes that are legit edge rushes. Will Anderson, and he is nonetheless. You could have taken the best left tackle in the NFL. I think Will Anderson's going to give him the business because he's that good.
[00:52:42] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:52:43] Speaker A: So I can't. You know what I mean? It's not like you don't want to shoot a guy down too far. It's just. Listen, I didn't have my best game. Boom. I'm on to my next game. And I love that mentality.
[00:52:51] Speaker B: We're essentially playing the top three of the top five defenses in the league.
[00:52:57] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:52:58] Speaker B: In a row.
[00:53:00] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:53:01] Speaker B: San Diego, Houston, Denver.
[00:53:05] Speaker A: San Diego had it. I had a deceivingly very good pass rush.
[00:53:08] Speaker B: Yep.
[00:53:09] Speaker A: Texans. It wasn't. There was no surprise out of the stretch of the imagination. We knew that was happening. The five fumbles is. Is insane. That's crazy work. That is four, five. We recovered three of them.
Crazy.
[00:53:21] Speaker B: It's a lot.
[00:53:22] Speaker A: It's too much.
[00:53:23] Speaker B: Yeah. Same with what's his name. But that, that, that felt more like the lines fault for a lot of those. One or two I could see.
You gotta stepped up.
[00:53:33] Speaker A: You gotta protect the football.
Even if you make it a. Even if you make it a.
What's it called, A field position battle. It's going to be. I, I do not think it's going to be a cakewalk. I think it's going to be just like the Texans game all up until like one of the last possessions. It probably a one possession game with like 11 minutes left in the fourth quarter. My ass will be clinched so fast.
[00:53:56] Speaker B: And I'll tell you one thing that I absolutely do not miss about playoff football.
[00:54:04] Speaker A: The anxiety, man. It's crazy different. It is Something different. You feel like. You feel like you're. You're dressed up. You feel like you're in there.
[00:54:13] Speaker B: Feel like you're in there.
[00:54:13] Speaker A: I don't care what you say, it feels like I'm watching this game and I. I might have sent a text in that group chat, and I was like, I think, like, by the way, that this. The way that this game's playing, like, we. We. This isn't looking good for us because we just kept turning over the ball.
[00:54:25] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:54:25] Speaker A: I'm like, dude, how many times gonna turn over the ball? Granted, thank Christ, the other quarterback on the other team is. It was played so bad. So bad.
Now our quarterback, for some blessed reason, he stays the same level the whole time. This dude does not get up. He doesn't get down. His face stays the same. Mac Jones, when you would see him come, like, pouting, screaming, super animated, super, super dramatic. This kid is like.
Like, gosh darn it. Like, I didn't get it. I'm gonna go get it. The next one. And he states the rhythm and, like, the ball he threw to Booty, like, you know what I mean? Like, he was getting fucked that whole time, which he shouldn't get too comfortable in the pocket. He can't, like, you know, drop the arm down where he wants to just let it fly. I know. That's his M.O. he does it almost better than anybody in the NFL.
I'm sure. I'm sure they have literally drilled like, listen, look at all of what's going on. We can't have the same thing happen. This is not the game where we can have five fumbles. That's. That's all I'm saying. As long as we take care of our stuff.
I don't think I thought about it 9,000 times over. I can't see Jared Situm being the reason. Don't let Jared sit him be the reason. You can't go to a Super bowl now granted, go to the Super Bowl. Whoever we're going to face on the other side, those are two unbelievable teams. I don't care which one you play. Seattle of the Rams.
[00:55:49] Speaker B: I know.
[00:55:50] Speaker A: Both extremely good. You might even say, overall, they're a better set of team than you.
Listen, again, any given Sunday, let's just get there first. You got business to take care of. I think Voil's going to do a really, really good job of not looking ahead at all. This guy is, like, locked in. I think he's got the players super, super bought in.
[00:56:11] Speaker B: I would love the tagline.
[00:56:14] Speaker A: The what? The tagline, what we all we got, we all we need. Yeah. It's unbelievable. I'm getting. I might get tatted on me at one point.
[00:56:21] Speaker B: If they win the Super Bowl, I think you should do that.
[00:56:24] Speaker A: Yeah, I could definitely see myself doing that because I honestly love that. I love the Stefan Diggs pre game speech is like, I'm ready to rock. Like, I'm ready to go. And like, that's another guy, dude. Like, I don't think anyone's really, like. I think people are starting to finally see it because of course, we're in the AFC championship game.
Guy's a leader. Guy's got, like, people when he talks, people listen. You know what I mean? He takes a lot of pressure off of a guy. Like May.
May don't have to go into a huddle or go into the pre game being the one in the circle. Like Drew Brees. Drew Brees was a real. When Drew Brees got in the middle, everyone listened.
[00:56:58] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:56:59] Speaker A: You know what I mean? And he got the boys fired up. I thought Drew Brees did a really good job of being a leader. Drake's only in the second year. He'll get there.
But you got guys instead. Like, they're getting them set up. I don't know when the team's driving like that, Al, I think it's super dangerous. So I'm super excited.
I'm super nervous. It's both. You got both things. How could you not? I mean, how could you not? And they're humans, too. I'm sure they're thinking the same thing. Gonzalez, all those guys, like, oh, my God, dude. Like, dude, we're in year two and we're one win away from going to the Super Bowl.
[00:57:32] Speaker B: Like, I know they got a lock in.
[00:57:34] Speaker A: You know what I mean? I think Booty, I think K. Sean Booty has a really, really good mentality as well. He's kind of got, like, the mentality which I love more than anything.
[00:57:46] Speaker B: He's one of the best wide receivers out there.
[00:57:48] Speaker A: He. Because of course, that everything that happens, like, people don't understand people. People don't understand that he was ultimately supposed to be the, like, one of the top, if not the top, wide receiver in his draft class. Obviously, a lot of shit happened with him.
That guy, he can play football. And you know what you've. What I've seen is, like, he's trying fucking really hard. Every time he gets the ball, he's running every time. Like that, that Oats, the third down ball that he caught against the Chargers. All Hands where he like turned up the sideline. That was great.
A year ago, they, they flashed back to it.
Drake made through the exact same ball against Stingley the exact same cornerback. Arguably number one cornerback. You could toss him between him. Pat Certain, who we're again gonna see this week. Like to Booty, it was the same thing. 40 yards, 45 yards deep down the right side on the numbers puts the ball in a great spot. Booty makes a better play. Unbelievable catch. Catch the playoffs in my opinion so far, it's like, just keep on doing what you're doing. Patriots and I think he'd be just fine. I think he'd be just fine.
I see it being. I see it being a 27 to 17, 2417 game.
That's how I see it.
[00:59:00] Speaker B: I just want to let everybody know I've been right about the Patriots from the jump. I've been right about Drake May from the jump. And if you've been paying attention the entire time, it's a beautiful thing.
[00:59:12] Speaker A: It is.
[00:59:12] Speaker B: That's all I'm gonna say it is. It feels good to be back.
[00:59:15] Speaker A: It's, it's.
[00:59:16] Speaker B: It's. No matter what happens, the Patriots are back.
[00:59:21] Speaker A: You can't.
[00:59:21] Speaker B: Patriots are back because they've went leaps and bounds more than anyone thought they were gonna do. Absolutely 14 and 3 demolishing top rated defenses. And people are going to say, oh, they. So they didn't have to go through Patrick Mahomes. They didn't have to go to Josh Allen. Well, I'm sorry. They both were the biggest losers this year. Like, they lost so many games. Patrick Mahomes didn't even make the playoffs. Josh Allen's a fucking choke artist. I mean, five fumbles in his game, right?
[00:59:46] Speaker A: You can't even. You can't even. You can't even knock like Pat Mahomes. He didn't. They didn't even make the playoffs. That team was not even good enough to make the playoffs. I know he got hurt. That had nothing to do with them making the playoffs or not making the playoffs. They weren't making it all this season. Happened before that. That was just kind of like the cherry on top, unfortunately for him. But yeah, I mean, again, they've.
Oh, Lamar Jackson, okay. We went and played Lamar Jackson in Baltimore. We won a Sunday night football game in Baltimore. We closed it out. With our offense. No, with our defense. I think our defense is going to be.
It's all a call to the defense this game. I think it's all a call to the defense because I Think they have a really good idea with what they probably want to do on the offensive side of things, the defense. I think if they just keep staying locked in, you know, you got.
I think people starting to understand, like myself, why you paid Milton Williams so much money to come here.
The guy absolutely clogs up the middle. Like, you want to know why people don't run the ball on us a lot?
Because Milton Williams is taking up two people at a time. And then you got a guy like Rob Spillane or this other kid, Christian Ellis, who's flying around. Dude who's flying around and taking people like it. Was he the one that. I think he's the one that took off, that he took out Jackson Dodd. It was a him at Gibbons, one of the other. Like, it's just.
If it's not him, see ya. If it's not him, it's another guy stepping up last week, Colin Davis, two picks.
It's like, just keep doing great shit. Gonzo even got it.
I had a feeling that Gonzo was gonna make a turnover somewhere or another. And like, he did. He was just able to get in there and rip. Like, I love that. Like, I don't know. Keep on doing what you're doing.
I don't know who's gonna win the NFC game. That's. They, they. Those. Those guys have been fucking battling like crazy. And I think it's awesome. They're in division. It's a rivalry game. It's in Seattle. That place is going to be jamming.
Jamming, I'm sure. So it's exciting.
Happy to be back, though. It's crazy that we are in it. I'm crazy that a year from where we were talking of what we were. Because our season was done in November last year, easily probably even before that. And now we're in an AFC championship game.
[01:02:11] Speaker B: So it's very wild.
[01:02:14] Speaker A: It's crazy. It's crazy.
[01:02:15] Speaker B: The rich get rich. That's all. I'll say.
[01:02:18] Speaker A: Not the Red Sox, man, but I know they.
Bruins are doing fine. The Celtics are doing fine.
[01:02:24] Speaker B: Celtics doing more than fine.
[01:02:26] Speaker A: Yeah. Which is crazy.
[01:02:28] Speaker B: So if he comes back, hopefully it doesn't everything up.
[01:02:34] Speaker A: I absolutely.
I don't think in basketball, it.
[01:02:38] Speaker B: It that.
[01:02:39] Speaker A: That. That stuff things up.
[01:02:40] Speaker B: I would actually.
[01:02:41] Speaker A: I think as much as isolated as basketball is, when you get a player back, I don't think a guy like Tatum's gonna mess up. No Mojo.
Absolutely not. I mean, that's. That's your guy. That's your leader. You know, JB stepping in right now doing his thing. As he should. As he should. He was a guy that's been praising himself as a top player. He got. Did he get paid? He got paid, right?
[01:03:03] Speaker B: Remember, he got a supermax, didn't he?
[01:03:05] Speaker A: He definitely got paid because remember people were talking about like, where they gonna sign and where they gonna trade him. And then when the season tickets came out, they said that they never. They never pose like players on the packages and whatnot. And then he ended up getting signed and I'm pretty sure like a day later or day before that.
[01:03:22] Speaker B: So.
[01:03:25] Speaker A: Yeah, it's gonna be interesting. It's gonna be interesting.
And then if we're in the Super Bowl, I mean, it's like.
[01:03:33] Speaker B: What goes.
[01:03:34] Speaker A: Through your mind is like a guy like Tom Brady like looking at.
[01:03:36] Speaker B: Yeah, he did five year, 304 million.
[01:03:38] Speaker A: Yeah, nice.
[01:03:39] Speaker B: 60, 61 million a year.
[01:03:41] Speaker A: Not a bad payday.
[01:03:42] Speaker B: Not bad at all.
[01:03:43] Speaker A: I take it as a guy like Tom Brady, you're looking at the Patriots right now. Like, are you happy?
[01:03:49] Speaker B: Yeah, I think you're happy.
[01:03:50] Speaker A: You know what I mean? Like, are you. I think he's. I think it's pretty cool.
I remember they did that rookie dinner with Michael Rubin and like Jay Z. Do you remember seeing all that? There was like all the guys over there, like Malik Neighbors, J. Bo Nicks, Drake May was there. Caleb Williams. They had all those guys out there. Brock Bow is with all those, all those like high end personalities.
I think that stuff all pays off. I think it's great.
I'm a huge fan of Ann. Michelle May. She's. She's the best. She's the queen.
[01:04:21] Speaker B: She is the queen.
[01:04:21] Speaker A: She's the queen, dude. She's the. She's the new profound queen. And I think, like, I'm not even kidding. I'm not even kidding.
I think that. I think she can make a kill. And if she, like had a deal with the Patriots and like baked and sold her goods, like in the Patriots.
[01:04:35] Speaker B: Oh, she'd make a kill.
[01:04:36] Speaker A: She'd probably make gazillions.
[01:04:39] Speaker B: I'd like the common sections. Probably the funniest thing in the world.
[01:04:42] Speaker A: It's the best.
[01:04:44] Speaker B: When did you. Do you see the one where he was like coughing in the background?
[01:04:46] Speaker A: It's the like.
[01:04:47] Speaker B: Don't tell me that's a cough.
Take care of our boy.
[01:04:50] Speaker A: I didn't see that. I just see that all the time. It's like, I love your husband.
Feed your husband. Husband. Well, your husband. Your husband makes me like. It's. It's totally different. Comment section. Than like 99 of Internet videos, which is basically like just chopping somebody apart. Hers are like the. It's like everybody's wholesome. Yeah, it's the most wholesome. It's the most sweetest, like, community in the world. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm down for bakemas, mamis, whatever you want to call it wearing. He's in good hands. He's in good hands. I think, I think the Patriots fans are like.
[01:05:23] Speaker B: I think they've been together since they've.
[01:05:25] Speaker A: Been like, seventh grade.
[01:05:27] Speaker B: Wow.
[01:05:28] Speaker A: Seventh grade. She said she's been watching the Journey since, since seventh grade with them. So I'm like, that's what's up.
Make a show about that.
[01:05:36] Speaker B: She was with them shooting in the gym.
[01:05:38] Speaker A: She was with them literally shooting in the gym.
[01:05:40] Speaker B: Yeah.
[01:05:41] Speaker A: So I, I, we. Hey, like Al just said, the rich get richer. Like, we got a quarterback where it's like, it's not a spitting image of tb. He's got his own jive. So, like, I'm totally with it.
[01:05:55] Speaker B: So I think Tom Brady starts getting nervous. If Drake may can get a few early on in his career, I think Tom Brady might not want to admit it, but he'll be getting a little nervous.
[01:06:06] Speaker A: You know, I'm so interested why Tom Brady wouldn't want to come back towards, like, the Patriots and, like, get involved in that system available for him. Yeah, obviously. I think the crafts obviously have a lot of things locked up between. It's obviously gonna go to John after, After Robert's all done.
[01:06:23] Speaker B: Does he really want to live in New England?
[01:06:27] Speaker A: No. No.
[01:06:28] Speaker B: Would you pick Vegas? Would you pick a place like Vegas.
[01:06:32] Speaker A: Where he probably doesn't have to be, like, so hands on.
I'm also happy to see, I think that the Falcons are really going to take a step with Matt Ryan being at the helm. I think that's a great, great addition to them.
[01:06:43] Speaker B: I think the Bill's hiring Philip Rivers. If that's true, that's a retarded. That's the most retarded thing I've ever heard of. Who goes from essentially being out of the league for like, a year to go and becoming a head coach. That seems crazy.
[01:06:59] Speaker A: Yeah.
So what was, what was his thing? Three. His was three years.
[01:07:04] Speaker B: What do you mean?
[01:07:05] Speaker A: He was three years old and look at him. Look at Philip now. I get it, Phil. We're not going to sit here and make the comparisons. Philip Rivers, Jared Stidham. Philip Rivers was a pretty, pretty prolific quarterback, I guess you could say, for his time being. So for him to come back three years off and like try and do what he had to do.
[01:07:23] Speaker B: I think there's a difference though between a 44 year old guy and a fucking 30 year old guy.
[01:07:28] Speaker A: I would absolutely, I could absolutely agree with the athleticism is 100% going to play a factor in that.
[01:07:33] Speaker B: And a thing that Philip Rivers is also a hall of fame player who's one of the top 15 maybe ever in his position.
Jared Stidham is lucky he got to clean Tom Brady's jock strap or Mac Jones's drop strap for that matter. Because I don't even think Stidham was around with Brady, was he?
[01:07:51] Speaker A: Yes. I thought, I thought Stidham. I thought, I thought Stidham was. I thought he was around.
[01:08:02] Speaker B: If you can't beat Mac Jones up for a job, that's, that's a rough one.
Jared Stittum.
The thing is you never want to overlook people so that, that I do agree with you. Oh yeah, 2019 and 2020. So it was definitely. They were Brady.
[01:08:30] Speaker A: Yeah.
[01:08:32] Speaker B: Yeah.
[01:08:34] Speaker A: I think Jimmy Garoppolo was on his way out and that's where Stidham came in because they needed him.
Never got a look. Never was going to get a look.
He got a look with the Raiders. It's like they're showing highlights of him like throwing balls like devonte Adams. It's like, how long ago was that?
[01:08:55] Speaker B: Guess what?
Prime devonte Adams doesn't exist on the Denver Broncos.
No, Courtney Sutton, Cortland Sutton is not devonte Adams.
[01:09:10] Speaker A: No, he can be taken care of.
[01:09:12] Speaker B: Everyone on that team can be taken care of.
[01:09:14] Speaker A: Everybody on that team can be taken care of. From Troy Franklin to Pat Bryant to Evan Ingram to, you know, Ajay Javi, you know, again, it's just another, it's a scat back you can get, you can get to him that's. He's not going to beat you in between the tackles.
That's the one thing you can't let. You can't let people beat you where, where you, you shouldn't be letting them beat you. So I remember that one game versus like the Ravens in an AFC or it was like a wild card game that Ray Rice destroyed us. But that was like, that was prime Ray Rice. That was what he did is like he, he punished you on the ground. I'm sure you ran for like, like a buck fifty, a couple touchdowns. So as long as we just stay the course, don't turn over the ball, we're good.
[01:09:58] Speaker B: Beautiful. Let me ask you a question now. Let's, let's pivot off this, Pat's gonna win by 35. You take that to the bank, lock it in, rub it down. As they say, lock it up, rub it down.
I'm gonna give you two words here, Nico, and I want you to explain what you think. These two words, like how they apply with current events.
So this is Nico and current events. I just thought about this little game, Donald Trump in Greenland.
Like, what you think is trying to happen between Donald Trump and Greenland.
[01:10:50] Speaker A: I mean, I've never been stumped so hard on a question in my life.
I got nothing. I got. I got. I got nothing. Really. I don't. I don't.
I really stay out of the politics. I'm not a big political person.
I know Greenland has a lot of ice. It's the opposite. Iceland has a lot of green.
I know that.
[01:11:12] Speaker B: It's awesome.
[01:11:13] Speaker A: You know that That's.
That's really. That's really all I got for you, is that Greenland has a lot of ice and Iceland has a lot of green. And Donald Trump is the president.
[01:11:27] Speaker B: Green, too.
[01:11:27] Speaker A: He has a lot of green, and he definitely is a fan of ice.
[01:11:33] Speaker B: Clip that.
[01:11:34] Speaker A: See that?
See how that came full circle?
[01:11:37] Speaker B: Donald Trump's trying to buy green ones.
[01:11:38] Speaker A: Okay.
[01:11:39] Speaker B: He's trying to buy the whole country of Greenland for like 700 billion or something. Ridiculous.
[01:11:43] Speaker A: Okay.
[01:11:44] Speaker B: Is strategically, he doesn't want it to get taken over by, like, Russia or China or something like that. Kind of like how we got Alaska.
[01:11:51] Speaker A: Right.
[01:11:51] Speaker B: So he's trying to. Positionally. He wants Europe to let him buy Greenland for what, I'm guessing, strategic purposes so that someone else doesn't take it. You can put missiles there. You have some military bases.
[01:12:08] Speaker A: Yeah, I don't know. On a. On a. On a political war map, how pivotal. How pivotal is to have Greenland in possession?
[01:12:15] Speaker B: I think you control, like, certain canals, like the Panama Canal. Like a canal where, like, stuff comes through in that region, have canal that you would own now. You know what I'm saying?
[01:12:28] Speaker A: Yeah.
[01:12:29] Speaker B: Ships come through and all that.
[01:12:30] Speaker A: Yeah.
[01:12:30] Speaker B: You get. Yeah, technically, like, controlling a good part of the world.
I guess that's the argument.
[01:12:37] Speaker A: Listen, you're trying to. Outreach, trying to.
I don't know.
[01:12:43] Speaker B: You ever play that game life?
[01:12:46] Speaker A: Never in my life.
[01:12:46] Speaker B: Me neither.
[01:12:48] Speaker A: So I don't know.
I don't know how beneficial that is for us.
But I'm, you know, I don't know.
[01:13:00] Speaker B: I think this segment, though, has legs. Now that I think about.
[01:13:03] Speaker A: I think. I'm sure.
I'm sure it does. Just. I. I would Never believe that. I didn't know that was a current thing that's going on.
[01:13:10] Speaker B: I will say one thing I didn't realize.
Maybe it's a little naive of me that you could just go and buy.
[01:13:16] Speaker A: A country if you thought that. I thought like if you could look up on Zillow and Greenland was for sale. I just didn't, I didn't think that was a thing either, you know. I don't know.
[01:13:26] Speaker B: I don't know.
[01:13:28] Speaker A: Yeah, it's like 700 billion place. Then there's a blue tab at the bottom. It's like place bid.
[01:13:33] Speaker B: Yeah.
[01:13:33] Speaker A: How would you like to do it? Fill your credit card information. Apple Pay, you know there's a payment plan down there with like fucking another. Another brand.
Sure.
[01:13:45] Speaker B: It's like water views.
[01:13:46] Speaker A: Would it be a state or just it's own or just owned by the us Like Greenland brought to you by the United States of America.
[01:13:54] Speaker B: I think it's kind of like Puerto Rico. Puerto Rico is like a country but.
[01:13:58] Speaker A: It'S like a US territory.
[01:14:00] Speaker B: Like a US territory but like then.
[01:14:03] Speaker A: Again like they have a bunch of like crazy shit going on in, in Puerto Rico, you know, with their government still like kind of like ruled by like this.
[01:14:14] Speaker B: You would know the most about Puerto Rico.
[01:14:17] Speaker A: Yeah. In my time, in my time with said Puerto Rican woman, I was definitely educated a little bit on how things are run over there. It seems like it's ran by like some real crooked folk, some real crooked politicians.
It's basically like the rich love to stay rich and they like love to see the rest of the people like just kind of drown in their sorrows.
[01:14:38] Speaker B: My question is, do you feel like anybody in any country doesn't feel the same way?
[01:14:46] Speaker A: Do I feel that other people in other countries of similar statues of Puerto Rico feel the same way?
[01:14:51] Speaker B: I'm just saying every country in the world, they all fucking hate the government. Government sucks. They're only here to take our money, keep us down.
[01:14:59] Speaker A: Yeah.
[01:14:59] Speaker B: You talk to fucking millions of people in America that feel the same. Same way.
[01:15:04] Speaker A: Yeah. I mean I think you're always going to get that. I think always people like wish that there was no, there was no structure, but if there was no structure, there would be pure chaos.
Whether it's crime, whether it's economy, you know, the value of a dollar in certain places.
You know, I definitely wouldn't want to live somewhere where like in, in any given, on any given Sunday my water and heat could like just be shut off, you know, my electricity. We could just have an outage for and we don't know when it's coming back.
You know, like, that's.
That's crazy.
And that happens in Puerto Rico. I feel like way too often.
And yeah, I could see third world countries.
They're not a third world country though.
[01:15:53] Speaker B: Are you sure?
[01:15:54] Speaker A: Are they. What does it mean to be a third world country?
[01:15:57] Speaker B: Is Puerto Rico third world?
[01:16:01] Speaker A: They are hosting. They're one of.
[01:16:03] Speaker B: It's not.
[01:16:04] Speaker A: Yeah, I'm sure it's not.
[01:16:05] Speaker B: It's a high income economy.
[01:16:07] Speaker A: Yeah.
[01:16:07] Speaker B: With high human development.
[01:16:09] Speaker A: Hell yeah.
[01:16:11] Speaker B: Wow.
[01:16:11] Speaker A: Boricua. We're on the uprise.
Let's go. It's one of my favorite places to go.
[01:16:19] Speaker B: So let me ask you this question. We got this storm brewing in right. Everyone's panicking about it.
[01:16:23] Speaker A: Mm.
Yeah.
[01:16:25] Speaker B: A lot of Sunday into Monday.
This is honestly like the perfect time for a dab. Now granted, I'm married. I got a kid. If I would, let's say I was single or maybe Nico's age.
Having a snowstorm on afc like on championship weekend into Monday. There's no work on Monday. This would be prime. And I'm not saying I'm not going to get lubed up because I'm probably going to get lubed up. This would be prime. Like blackout for two days.
Terrible.
Like we're gonna be just like 20 people in a house just getting snowed in together, sucking and. And watching the championship games.
[01:17:05] Speaker A: That sounds like a pretty good. That sounds like a pretty good deal.
[01:17:08] Speaker B: Like, I just feel like this is.
[01:17:09] Speaker A: I'm scheduled to work, so, you know, I'm working.
[01:17:12] Speaker B: That's closed. I already closed Sunday and Monday. I don't know what then.
[01:17:15] Speaker A: Did you really done?
Yeah, we. We promoted a snow day event.
[01:17:21] Speaker B: Well, okay, so here's the only thing. All my business is nighttime business for the most part.
You. That brunch might be busy because it's not going to start snow until 12.
[01:17:31] Speaker A: At night in the afternoon.
That's. That's tough that. I mean, we get a lot of people though. We got.
[01:17:37] Speaker B: I just think that people are going to be like, okay, we got to prepare. But you got a younger clientele.
[01:17:41] Speaker A: We do have a younger clientele. We also have people though, that do come to us from. Not just like in the north End or like, not just like from Everett. Right. Or like. Or like a surrounding city that's close. You know, even if you're coming from somewhere like Quincy, you might be apt to like not want to come. You know what?
[01:17:57] Speaker B: I would agree.
[01:17:58] Speaker A: Right. Or like we get a lot of people, believe it or not, from Worcester that come all the time. It's like, you probably definitely don't want to make that ride.
Oh, we have a lot of people switching to Saturday.
[01:18:09] Speaker B: Well, I could also see a bunch of people that actually live in the North End staying local, walking down to you.
[01:18:16] Speaker A: Yeah.
[01:18:16] Speaker B: So that's. That's a different story. I think you get a different vibe. So maybe. But Monday you closed anyways, right?
[01:18:21] Speaker A: Yes.
[01:18:22] Speaker B: Okay.
[01:18:22] Speaker A: Yes. I could see it's actually even me.
[01:18:25] Speaker B: To work for this game.
[01:18:26] Speaker A: Yeah.
[01:18:27] Speaker B: Oh, actually that's a good vibe because I saw Marco was there. Marco made the. Obviously the whole party happen.
I saw him there at the last game.
Someone texted me and was like, is this what autism is like, watching a game?
Because he was like, his stories was. He was just going crazy, like. And I'm like, well, you don't realize. Like, he's like, friends with these defensive backs. So every time, like, there was an interception, he'd be like, marcus Jones.
[01:18:51] Speaker A: Yeah. So I was like, yeah, he's right now. He's at the North Shore Mall with them.
[01:18:58] Speaker B: Right.
[01:18:58] Speaker A: Doing us.
That doesn't make sense. How the Is that even possible? I don't even know if how's that possible?
[01:19:04] Speaker B: What do you mean?
[01:19:05] Speaker A: They're already in Denver, so there's. How the fuck are they doing a signing?
[01:19:09] Speaker B: That's actually a great point.
[01:19:11] Speaker A: Like, how's Anthony Jennings and Marcus Jones doing a signing in at the North Shore Mall?
Did I have the dates wrong? I thought it was this Friday.
[01:19:19] Speaker B: It was this Friday too, so there's.
[01:19:21] Speaker A: Like, no fucking way.
[01:19:23] Speaker B: When do they fly? They fly in tonight.
[01:19:26] Speaker A: No, they already are there.
[01:19:29] Speaker B: I would hope so. Hopefully they're getting ready.
Ready for the altitude.
[01:19:38] Speaker A: Oh, geez.
[01:19:39] Speaker B: What?
[01:19:41] Speaker A: Some kid went to go.
You hate to see this after a weight cut. Boom.
Passed out.
[01:19:52] Speaker B: Yeah, that's what happens.
[01:19:55] Speaker A: Weight cutting and weight cutting in sports. Like, that is just something vicious. Dude.
It's just something vicious.
This is like, what they're promoting.
[01:20:06] Speaker B: Like, this is what starts at 6:30pm dude.
[01:20:12] Speaker A: This is what just doesn't make sense to me is, like, they're gonna show. They showing Jared stum beat Georgia.
[01:20:19] Speaker B: They must be flying out tomorrow.
[01:20:22] Speaker A: I don't know.
[01:20:29] Speaker B: Scheduled to fly Saturday, January 24th.
Okay.
Oh, my God. People, like, they recommend traveling earlier.
Oh, my God.
Listen, I don't know.
I feel good about this weekend. All I'm saying, I'm probably gonna get hammered during the snowstorm. I think you should too.
[01:21:07] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, I think my kid's.
[01:21:09] Speaker B: Jack for the snow. I'm gonna have to clear snow for days. It does suck. I do wish I lived in Florida.
[01:21:14] Speaker A: Yeah.
[01:21:14] Speaker B: Be honest.
[01:21:15] Speaker A: Yeah. I know some people that. I know someone that just took off of Florida for. For five days. I'm like, couldn't have picked a better time to go to Florida for five days.
[01:21:22] Speaker B: If you know anybody that like, like, wants to come and snow blow, come and snow blow so I don't have to do it.
You will get paid. You'll get paid pretty handsomely.
Just so I don't have to leave the house.
[01:21:34] Speaker A: That's that.
[01:21:35] Speaker B: That's that. And Nico's going to get a shovel and he's going to jump out his window. Finally, after two years when he was mad that Drake May got drafted over Marvin Harrison Jr.
Yeah, I'm sure.
[01:21:48] Speaker A: I'm sure the next. The. This weekend's gonna be. This weekend's gonna be pretty eventful for the New England folk. I think a lot of people get up for snowstorms like this, so I think. I think a lot of people are thinking a similar nature like you.
[01:22:03] Speaker B: Yeah. Have fun. You don't got nowhere to go, you know, Go impregnate your wife.
[01:22:08] Speaker A: Probably a lot of that's gonna happen.
[01:22:10] Speaker B: That does happen on snowstorms. You know why they say you were born in October? That's what I was told.
It was a snowstorm.
[01:22:17] Speaker A: Would that even make sense?
[01:22:19] Speaker B: The bottom off your mother?
[01:22:20] Speaker A: Yeah, I guess that would make sense. Nine months, January, October 4th.
[01:22:26] Speaker B: Yep. You're a snow baby.
[01:22:29] Speaker A: I never really thought about that.
[01:22:31] Speaker B: Yeah. See, now you know, what are you?
I guess I'm a snow baby too.
[01:22:37] Speaker A: Yeah, that's right.
That's right.
[01:22:40] Speaker B: I'm a December.
[01:22:41] Speaker A: Maybe that's.
[01:22:41] Speaker B: That makes sense.
[01:22:42] Speaker A: That's right. Yeah. Yeah, that's right.
[01:22:44] Speaker B: My mother probably. My father probably did it on Christmas. Gave her a nice Christmas gift.
Batch of baby gravy.
[01:22:52] Speaker A: Batch of baby gravy. God damn.
[01:22:54] Speaker B: All right, I guess we'll keep it at that. Yeah, keep it clean. We'll be better next week. We're not making any clips, so don't ask for them.
[01:23:02] Speaker A: Yeah, no, listen, there's a snowstorm, so I got no excuse to clip it. To clip it up. All right?
[01:23:09] Speaker B: Don't even make it. We don't make promises anymore. You're lucky we're here. Okay? And you, Anthony Del Vecchio.
That's all I gotta say.
[01:23:19] Speaker A: Wow.
[01:23:20] Speaker B: Now. Now it's. It's no more, you fatsucker. It's. It's you, Del Hoggio.
[01:23:25] Speaker A: Del Hoggio. Yeah, for sure.
[01:23:27] Speaker B: Yeah.
[01:23:27] Speaker A: And you, fat sucker dude.
[01:23:28] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah, you.
[01:23:29] Speaker A: I mean, that's just an always. That's just a reoccurring career. Currents.
He definitely was happy and thought that we were dead. Thought we were gonna stay dead.
[01:23:37] Speaker B: But, oh, yeah, he.
[01:23:39] Speaker A: I mean, you can't kill what's still living.
[01:23:41] Speaker B: So I don't think that's true, that you can't kill what's still living. You can't kill what's already dead. That's what you should have said.
[01:23:49] Speaker A: Oh, but okay, well, on that note, you can't. You can't kill what's still.
We can't kill what's what's still dead. What's.
[01:24:01] Speaker B: You can't kill what's already dead.
[01:24:03] Speaker A: Fuck it.
[01:24:04] Speaker B: Can't get blood from a stone. You have any other ones? Any other Saints?
[01:24:11] Speaker A: I got one for you.
We all. We got.
We all we need.
[01:24:16] Speaker B: That's right.
[01:24:17] Speaker A: All right.
[01:24:50] Speaker B: Sam.