Ep 95 | Black Charizard

[00:00:45] Speaker A: No, we're going. [00:00:46] Speaker B: No. [00:00:47] Speaker A: Get. Get out. Ow. [00:00:49] Speaker C: Out. Out. He's gonna punch you. [00:00:52] Speaker A: Yeah, legit fuck around, bitch. [00:00:59] Speaker C: Ask your friends. [00:01:01] Speaker A: Ask him. Ask your fellow mate. [00:01:04] Speaker C: Ask your fucking friends if Nico's punched a dog before his name rings in the streets. [00:01:10] Speaker A: Probably shouldn't have seen that clip. [00:01:13] Speaker C: Who? Someone saw the clip and was like, well, stop fucking you or something. [00:01:21] Speaker A: My kick. My dog. [00:01:26] Speaker C: No. What clip was this? Was it an S clip? [00:01:31] Speaker A: That's good to talk about. Old things on the Internet that were popping. You remember that scene? You kicked my dog? [00:01:38] Speaker C: No. The russian guy? [00:01:41] Speaker A: No. It's like. It was, like, indian. Remember they, like. They did the phone call? [00:01:48] Speaker C: No, it was like a prank call. You're really explaining this well. Your balls deep in that bagel. My question is, you went on a big tirade. You've been saying the last few times that you can't eat Dunkin donuts bagels. Cause it fucks up your stomach. [00:02:07] Speaker A: Woke up craving. [00:02:08] Speaker C: You just woke up craving a fucking mediocre bagel with cream cheese on it. Mediocre. [00:02:17] Speaker A: I'm gonna time crunch. I don't really have nowhere else to go. [00:02:21] Speaker C: They really. They getting smaller and smaller. Dude. I had one the other night that just. It's a sad. It's a sad state that Duncan's in. [00:02:30] Speaker A: I would say. [00:02:31] Speaker C: It's very, like, just making straight profit. That's what they don't. [00:02:36] Speaker A: That's it. [00:02:36] Speaker C: They shrunk everything. [00:02:38] Speaker A: Everything shrunk. [00:02:42] Speaker C: They should go the opposite way and just get bigger and make less money. Are you putting the teeth back in? Don't you have a donut teeth? [00:02:50] Speaker A: I'm not gonna eat that donut. [00:02:51] Speaker C: You're not? [00:02:52] Speaker A: No. Right now. No, it's a whopp. You're right. [00:02:55] Speaker C: So you really. Once this diet stopped, I mean, you. You were. You're just eating anything you want. [00:03:02] Speaker A: Um, in moderation. [00:03:04] Speaker C: I think that Bob thought he was gonna, like, change you for the better with that. With that tournament. He did. He did not. None of that. [00:03:11] Speaker A: For some reason, someone thinks that $1,000 is really gonna sway me. Buddy, look at the world we live in. What the fuck is that gonna do me? [00:03:23] Speaker C: You know that ain't even paying your bills for a week. Two weeks, probably. [00:03:30] Speaker A: Yeah, it's a week's pay. Wow. [00:03:32] Speaker C: Whoop. [00:03:32] Speaker A: Do you do. [00:03:33] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:03:34] Speaker A: Thanks. But, yeah, no. [00:03:37] Speaker C: So you didn't change at all? [00:03:38] Speaker A: No, definitely change. The late night snacking has toned down. That's, like, the biggest thing. [00:03:48] Speaker C: So, when you're streaming NCAA, you're not eating your two pints of ice cream? [00:03:52] Speaker A: No. [00:03:52] Speaker C: Fuck no. Do you wanna know what I had. [00:03:56] Speaker A: For breakfast I didn't eat that whole time? [00:03:58] Speaker C: A yogurt, a quest bar, and fucking cashews. [00:04:03] Speaker A: You didn't wake up hungry, so I tell you, you eat like a squirrel. [00:04:09] Speaker C: You think that's a squirrel? [00:04:10] Speaker A: Is this outside of the pigeon or just in? [00:04:13] Speaker C: I think it's out. Listen, it could be in, but I will say that the way you eat the bagel is kind of retarded. [00:04:29] Speaker A: That's not the, like, the normal way I would eat it, to be honest. [00:04:35] Speaker C: How would you eat it? Wouldn't you just fucking. Just eat it like a sandwich? [00:04:39] Speaker A: Yeah, I don't rip it. A pot usually like that. [00:04:42] Speaker C: So you're saving that. That quarter of a bagel? [00:04:44] Speaker A: No, I'm not. [00:04:45] Speaker C: It looks like you put it in your bagel. Your donut bag. [00:04:49] Speaker A: I know I might not eat that. Look at that. [00:04:52] Speaker C: So now you're not eating. [00:04:53] Speaker A: See what happens to me sometimes? I buy things, I just throw them away. I don't ever eat them. [00:04:57] Speaker C: That actually happens to me sometimes too. You get all jacked up for it. [00:05:00] Speaker A: And then I don't eat. Yeah, I'm definitely one of those eyes bigger than stomach. I get full easy. [00:05:15] Speaker C: So you think you should just eat slow? I bet you if you just slow, dude, that's what you should have done. Just fucking eat slow, and then you would have been fine. [00:05:24] Speaker A: Yeah, maybe. Maybe that would have worked. [00:05:27] Speaker C: Yeah. But I guess for people that are wondering, Justin quit the podcast. [00:05:32] Speaker A: Yeah, we haven't hit that yet. We haven't hit that spot yet. But what Justin did do is come on this fucking podcast with a viral disease and hit us both with a straight bullet. [00:05:45] Speaker C: Was it a venereal disease? Viral like a menstrual bleed. [00:05:49] Speaker A: Oh, that's a good. That's a good waneline. [00:05:51] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:05:52] Speaker A: Yeah, no, so Justin came on this podcast, and weirdly, before we started the podcast, I just happened to hear him say something on the lines. Cause he brought his son here. Something along the lines of, like, dealing with something. Cause Justin's. When's Justin not dealing with something? [00:06:10] Speaker C: No, he's always. He's always. [00:06:11] Speaker A: Something's always going on. [00:06:13] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:06:13] Speaker A: This kid is never 100% like. So. Anyhow, I think he was talking about having a sinus infection. [00:06:21] Speaker C: Yeah, he said he had. His nose was like, running, flowing. He was coughing. We're like, what's wrong? [00:06:26] Speaker A: Right? [00:06:26] Speaker C: I just can't kick this sinus infection. But don't worry, I'm not contagious. [00:06:30] Speaker A: He definitely said that. That part right there. [00:06:32] Speaker C: I am not contagious. [00:06:34] Speaker A: I'm not contagious. Okay. Lo and behold, I go to work. And within, I don't know if it was something that worked that triggered it. Like the tat. It had to be because it was, like, drastically hot outside, but it was super cold inside. And, like, I couldn't go back and forth. Could be me thing. But, yeah, Justin then got us fucked up. I got fucking dead sick. So Justin actually ends up having Covid. Yes, Al text me. I'm streaming. The next day, I went to work that night. I woke up. Dog shit. First day, I'm supposed to bow stream. Dog shit. I'm legit. If it wasn't. If I didn't say that I was gonna do it the night before, I wouldn't have done it, but I had to do it, cuz it's for the people. So that was a fucking problem then. I can't believe he really, like, didn't even. He didn't even really say anything. Like, you're the one that said it. Like, he didn't put it in the chat that me and you are in. Just saying. Hey, guys, might want to go get tested. You can't inconsiderate. [00:07:50] Speaker C: You can't get anything if you don't test yourself for it. That's the way I look at it. [00:07:53] Speaker A: That's true. So I technically can't say that I got that, but I will say that I got insane. [00:07:59] Speaker C: Is this girl gonna do something stupid? Get off out. Oh, my God. This cat is gonna fuck us. [00:08:07] Speaker A: She's gonna fuck us. She's chilling. [00:08:09] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:08:10] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. Guess not me. [00:08:13] Speaker C: Do a quick check to make sure everything's fucking on right now. [00:08:16] Speaker A: Hello, kitty. These cats. These cats are cool. I fuck with these cats. I honestly don't think the cats anything. Al's just panicking. [00:08:26] Speaker C: The meaty thing's right here. If she stepped on this chair, she could have fucked with it. No, we're good. [00:08:34] Speaker A: We're good. We got all the animals over. Get the fuck out of here, Thor. [00:08:37] Speaker C: Dude, it's like a Torah in this house. [00:08:39] Speaker A: It really is. You just need some fucking birds and a raccoon. [00:08:42] Speaker C: Slut. This fucking slut wants attention. She's going to fucking come over here and try to get fucking pet. That's what she wants. She's a whore. [00:08:49] Speaker A: She can beat it. So. Yeah. Didn't you get hit with something? Did you get hit or at least not feeling good? [00:08:57] Speaker C: Yeah, I mean, I've been tired for, like, the whole week. But, you know, I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm 40. I'm a man. [00:09:03] Speaker A: I didn't quite. [00:09:04] Speaker C: That's another quote for you. [00:09:06] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:09:08] Speaker C: You just gotta get things done. This is all it is, is like a fake flu. [00:09:12] Speaker A: I had no time. No time to take any time. So I had to. I had to work on through my shit, which was tough. [00:09:21] Speaker C: My question is, did you stream last week? You streamed last week, right? [00:09:25] Speaker A: I. Yep. [00:09:26] Speaker C: On Wednesday? [00:09:27] Speaker A: Yep. [00:09:27] Speaker C: And you're planning to stream tomorrow? [00:09:29] Speaker A: Yep. [00:09:30] Speaker C: Okay, so the bo. Stream will be back up. The buzz is in the streets. [00:09:34] Speaker A: I think you need. [00:09:35] Speaker C: I think you need it. I think you need more. We need more content coming. [00:09:38] Speaker A: Yeah, we definitely need more content coming out of bow again. Real life stuff when you get fucked up, it sucks. It's a lot. It's a lot of editing. It's a lot of. It's a lot of stuff. [00:09:49] Speaker C: I think you need some exterior stuff that doesn't require as much editing. So, like, you do your skit shit, make people think that you actually think that your bow, which you actually do. [00:09:58] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:09:58] Speaker C: Like, you actually did go, bro, I saw that video you had on last night, a softball player. Like, you think that you could go pro men's softball? [00:10:07] Speaker A: No, if I. If I. Like, I got asked early on to, like, take it serious and, like, dude, I couldn't take that serious. I can't take you trip and travel and all that serious. That's crazy. Like, these guys wrote every fucking weekend that at an unnamed location somewhere in, like, central or southern mass and playing softball to the nothing men's league. Yeah, for not. I mean, for nothing. I mean, yeah, man, men's league in a sense. Is it softball and this fucking. [00:10:40] Speaker C: Come on, you bitch. [00:10:42] Speaker A: Are you serious? [00:10:43] Speaker C: Right in front of the camera, like. [00:10:45] Speaker A: Hey, no, come over here. [00:10:48] Speaker C: No, she wants to play with this stupid fucking chord. What a cunt. This is what we gotta deal with. See? [00:10:59] Speaker A: No, bro, that's. [00:11:01] Speaker C: My God. Control your cat. [00:11:06] Speaker A: Hey. [00:11:11] Speaker C: All the men's league softball. Come on. Look, she's right in it. What a pitch. Kaylee, you'll never guess how much this cat costs you. [00:11:27] Speaker A: Wow. How much did that cat cost? I mean, so I come from the dog world. I have to think that that cat costs somewhere near like 3500. [00:11:48] Speaker C: Okay. Which is crazy because. Yeah, you're right on. It's like 35. [00:11:53] Speaker A: Yep. [00:11:55] Speaker C: The crazy part about it, though, a cat's fucking free. They're like $75 for a cat. Like, if you can go and get these things free, they fucking give them away for you. So comparatively to a dog, that would be like a $15,000 dog. [00:12:09] Speaker A: Wow. [00:12:10] Speaker C: You know what I'm saying? [00:12:11] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:12:11] Speaker C: Get cats no matter what. Fucking stupid. Oh, but just because they have blue eyes and they lay down, that's what. That's basically what it is. Look, betcha if I had a fucking dog, he wouldn't jumped up on this thing trying to fucking get in the camera. [00:12:24] Speaker A: No. [00:12:25] Speaker C: Well, that stray cat would have just fucking hit all day. [00:12:29] Speaker A: But back to, um, back to the softball thing. Yeah, no, I just do it for fun. There is people that do think that, like, ESPN will show up. [00:12:42] Speaker C: What about your brother giving you some shine finally? [00:12:45] Speaker A: That's weird, huh? [00:12:47] Speaker C: It's wicked weird. What happened was, did someone talk about something? Did you say something to him? Was that natural? [00:12:52] Speaker A: He came up to me when we were at that game and was like, yo, let's. Let's do a video. And I was like, all right, let's do it. What do you want to do? And he was like, just, you know, just really lay into being, like, a softball hotto. And I'm like, all right, I can do that. [00:13:06] Speaker C: Like, that's just normal. [00:13:07] Speaker A: Like, I get that. Like, I get what to do. Like, I'm not, like, I am loud and I am like that, but I'm not like that all, like, all the time. Like, I really have to be, like, getting up and getting going. [00:13:21] Speaker C: Like, do you really skip from third to home? [00:13:23] Speaker A: Nope. I never do that. That was a. That was a. He didn't get the full thing. It's. It's a celebration in a game that, like, me and all the boys play. It's a FIFA celebration where, like, that's the celebration where you, like, he didn't show me, like, fake limping. Like, it's supposed to be like, I'm dragging my back leg and then. And then I start chugging my legs, like, up and down. Like, just kidding. Like, I'm not hurt, but I don't really, like, skip like that. Like, no. Like, I would expect. I would expect worse. I. We were also playing against. Who are we playing against? We playing against a bad, good team. Yeah, actually, we playing against my old team. So I was having a little bit of fun because there was a little bit of shit talk going on. Yeah, you popped out, so it kind of. Yeah, I leaned. I leaned so far ahead of that ball, dude, I've done that. I've done that too many times this year. Way out in front. The other one was nice. And then I think I hit, like, the fifth one. I hit a the ball almost like 400ft, but it was caught. So they played. They play in fucking a different realm. They play on the beach. [00:14:30] Speaker C: What do you mean? You on the beach? [00:14:31] Speaker A: No, bro, you just say that because, like, the way that the field set up, like, where you this sitting on a shadow out in, like, right center field, it is so crazy. I'm like, why is anybody out there? Like, no one should be out there. But, yeah, no, it was good to see. It was good to get some, um. Uh, I guess that's proof that, uh, he has a brother. [00:14:57] Speaker C: Yeah, that is crazy, that. I mean, I just feel like it's kicking up a notch for some reason, asking you to be in videos and shit. So I don't know what's going on on that. [00:15:04] Speaker A: I don't know. Maybe somebody with some fucking words of wisdom dropped in this head, like, hey, man, you got a brother might want to use it. [00:15:11] Speaker C: Yeah, use them. You use your sister for, you know, our tits, I guess. You got tits. Why can't he use you? [00:15:19] Speaker A: Why can't you use my tits? Yeah, you know, you're not asking for much. Hey, I guess we're doing these Monday. We're doing these Monday golf videos, so. Which is which, if things end up getting produced and, like, you know, thrown out there, I'm totally fine with it. I don't have a problem with that. I think it's. I think it's cool. Me and you kind of had a similar talk about that, like, going into the golf season. Like, if we were able to get out with somebody and get a cameraman, that would be fun. We'd have a ton of fun. Right? He's in the same sense where it's like, we're a little new to doing this, but we gotta, like you said, we got to take it upon ourselves to do fun shit. And I think it will force him to have to participate in the fun shit. [00:16:05] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:16:06] Speaker A: So when we do $20, you know, closest to the pen, or, you know, say if you get. Say if we get on the green, you got a putt from the opposite side. So, like, we got to take Marcos righty putter and we both have to putt with it. Yeah, something like that. Like, we're going to end up doing that stuff and that stuff will end up well. [00:16:26] Speaker C: We should just play each other's a whole hole with each other's set of clubs. Like, we mean, you should have to play righty with his. And he has to play lefty. That's one hole. That's one video. It's like three minutes, bro. [00:16:36] Speaker A: That is like. Do you think you could do that? You probably have done it before. [00:16:42] Speaker C: I think I can handle it. [00:16:43] Speaker A: Yeah. I don't know. [00:16:44] Speaker C: I don't know. I don't know. Sometimes you go full retell. You gotta just swing easy. Swing easy and just, like, put it down. I definitely beat you in that. [00:16:51] Speaker A: Yeah, you might be me in that. [00:16:53] Speaker C: Yeah. You gotta do fun things where people are actually gonna be fucking engaged. I don't know how many people have, like, clamoring for, you know, a long form YouTube of him. [00:17:03] Speaker A: I know, I know one. [00:17:04] Speaker C: I don't know, though. [00:17:04] Speaker A: I know one time he said that, like, on one hole, he's like, it's a dog, like, left. And it just wasn't. It's, like, not a dog, like, left. It's, like, pretty straight on. Like, there's no. It doesn't have to be. No, no. As far as I'm concerned, there's no hole that has to be the left or right. Like, there can be a hole where it's like, there's a lot. [00:17:22] Speaker C: There's actually a shit ton of holes that are. That are just straight on. [00:17:27] Speaker A: Yeah, they don't primarily make holes. Unless you go to that north reading course. North, right. Everything bends to the left. [00:17:35] Speaker C: Yeah. Hillviews like that. You know what's like that, too? Uh, trollbrook. Trollbrook. Up to. It's not a bad little course. Short little target golf, but they get a lot of legs. [00:17:45] Speaker A: Target golf. [00:17:46] Speaker C: Yeah. Tag golf means, like, you can't just get up there, hit your driver every single hole straight. You gotta pick your clubs. [00:17:53] Speaker A: Crazy thing this kid does. Crazy. And I hope people fucking rip them. This kid uses a driver off of every box, but, like. [00:18:04] Speaker C: Yeah, he tones it down on his. [00:18:06] Speaker A: Part threes, which is, like, weird to me. I feel like that's just not. You're not helping yourself become a better golfer by doing that. [00:18:13] Speaker C: I just think it's one more thing that's gonna, like, real, true golfers are not gonna take him serious. Yeah, that's one of those things. [00:18:22] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:18:22] Speaker C: So he's not even doing it for humor. He's legitimately doing it because he thinks that's the best way for him to play. [00:18:29] Speaker A: Yeah. Like, you half swung at the ball. You're a big kid. You almost hit in the parking lot. Like, do you still think, like. Cause he did that. That was the second time him doing that. [00:18:41] Speaker C: And he backed up a tee box, too, which is illegal. [00:18:44] Speaker A: And he backed up a tee box, which I really try to let him know I'm like, again, won't listen to me. So, like I told him, I'm like, yo, that's not. You can't do that. [00:18:54] Speaker C: You. You talked about that when we're walking up to the tee box before he even came out. [00:18:58] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:18:58] Speaker C: You played that course with him. [00:19:00] Speaker A: He did it before it, literally last week. [00:19:02] Speaker C: Like, okay, so he did it the. [00:19:04] Speaker A: Course, he did it again. So I like to give myself a little extra space, like, okay. And I'd like the fucking ball to go in the hole every time I hit it. That, yeah, you get to do it. [00:19:12] Speaker C: No, you can't do. [00:19:13] Speaker A: Can't do that. [00:19:14] Speaker C: Yeah, he has. He. I would say he has a loose, um. Loose grasp of the rules. Maybe not grasp, but just like his rules are his rules. Let's put it that way. [00:19:26] Speaker A: He doesn't understand a mulligan. [00:19:28] Speaker C: No. What are you going to pick? What, are you pissing? Well, Nico gets a napkin. Yeah. I don't know if we should give up too much of this video. If it ever comes out. It probably is never going to come out. Marco's loose with the Mulligans. He's as loose as they get with the Mulligans now. I'm fine with that. I don't care. You play golf. Me and you went and played golf. I played with a fan. I don't give a fuck about your score. As soon as we start, if we're in a video here and we're going to be comparing scores, that's where we become. It becomes an issue. I think so. I think if there's something for money, pride, whatever. But if us four just went out, I don't give a fuck about your score. But as soon as you start throwing scores onto a. Onto a story or stuff like that, yeah. [00:20:22] Speaker A: You gotta be. You gotta be legit. [00:20:24] Speaker C: So in my eyes, if that's the case, if we're gonna talk about a score number publicly, I don't think you could take Mulligan's at all. I understand. One breakfast ball. Okay. You didn't go to the range. One breakfast ball. Fine. [00:20:37] Speaker A: Sure. In the first three of 18, you get one. Not one per nine. Not. We're coming up with Galaxy. I never knew what a gallery ball was. I've been playing golf three times longer than Marco. I've never heard of a galaxy ball. [00:20:53] Speaker C: All right, so no, gallery is what he's. [00:20:55] Speaker A: Gallery. [00:20:56] Speaker C: Gallery ball. Okay. So what I will agree with is there's been times, especially in fall, this happens like, in fall ball, because there's leaves everywhere. You hit a fucking beautiful drive. It's right down the middle. Everyone in the world knows you hit the fairway and you can't find it. You'll tell your buddy, okay, don't take the drop. That was clearly dead straight. There's no possible way you could have lost this ball. A squirrel would have had to come get that ball and take it away for that not to be found. Okay. Like, it's one of those, but it's just probably under a leave. Okay, that's fine. He just made this up. Like, the ball was, like, sprayed to the right, like, a little bit. Like, yeah, we get it. You couldn't have found it, but you don't. You don't just make up terms. He was, like, making up turns. He was. Had everyone in a blender. He had us all in a blender. [00:21:43] Speaker A: He was just making so, like, I was so rattled. I'm like, yo, this kid loves provisionals. And it took him, I think, like, at least a month of my dad telling him, like, mako, if you hit the ball into the woods, the next shot that you take is not a provisional shot. That ball is gone. It is dead. It is out of play. So the next ball that you hit will now be for three. He also doesn't understand that. [00:22:08] Speaker C: Yeah. So he'll hit a provisional. Oh, just in case I can't find that. And then Denny's hitting two in the middle of the fairway. [00:22:13] Speaker A: Right? That's. [00:22:14] Speaker C: That's considered. Now you. Now that provisional turned to a mulligan. [00:22:17] Speaker A: Yep. [00:22:18] Speaker C: Yeah. Not. It's no longer provisional. [00:22:20] Speaker A: It's gonna have to be a counter. Yeah, gonna have to be a counter. [00:22:24] Speaker C: If the person that was recording that, like, if he did his job correctly, he would add up those mulligans. [00:22:34] Speaker A: Add them all up. [00:22:35] Speaker C: He would add him up. [00:22:36] Speaker A: Just so mako, for everything. [00:22:38] Speaker C: What are you doing? Dancing. [00:22:40] Speaker A: Oh, you. That's that. You knew bat. [00:22:43] Speaker C: Yeah. What's the necessity to pick that up and start swinging that right now? [00:22:51] Speaker A: He wants to just get some. [00:22:52] Speaker C: He's getting some dry hacks. [00:22:53] Speaker A: Just getting some hacks. And, dude, with the new. With the new bat. [00:22:57] Speaker C: All right, well, keep it quiet over there. We don't need you fucking humming. [00:23:01] Speaker A: Who's your favorite baseball player? Rafael Devas. All right, that's not bad. You're a lefty, so that's good. [00:23:08] Speaker C: He stinks. [00:23:10] Speaker A: He's top three in slugging percentage right now. [00:23:14] Speaker C: What's his name? Duran. I like Duran. Swing. [00:23:16] Speaker A: Yeah. Skylar blew it with Duran. [00:23:18] Speaker C: Why? She was gonna fuck him. [00:23:19] Speaker A: Yeah. I think Duran hit her up, like, two, three years ago, and then he had that terrible season. Remember when he was dropping? [00:23:25] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, I did see that. [00:23:26] Speaker A: And that's when he was, like, going through it. [00:23:28] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:23:29] Speaker A: Yeah. And he's an all star, and now he's an all star mvp and wants nothing to do with Skylar, which I could be happier about. [00:23:35] Speaker C: I can't be happy with that. That's what happens, honestly. [00:23:37] Speaker A: Just think if Jared Rand probably did get with my sister, he probably would end up killing himself, so. [00:23:43] Speaker C: Yeah. Then we would have no center fail, though. [00:23:45] Speaker A: We have no center field, though. Yeah. Yeah. I like the ride. Watched. I watched a little bit of the Red Sox last night. [00:23:54] Speaker C: Yeah, they were up, like, eight two or something. [00:23:55] Speaker A: Yeah. They're in a big series because fucking the Royals are the one team that's ahead of us in the wild. Goddess. [00:24:00] Speaker C: I. When I think of Kansas City, for some reason, I always think, fucking National League. I don't know why. I know that. They've always been American League. [00:24:08] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:24:09] Speaker C: It just feels like. It just feels like the logo. Everything screams to me. [00:24:14] Speaker A: National League, you know? I feel like that about the Astros. Cause where the same. [00:24:18] Speaker C: Yeah, well, the Astros at least were over there at one point. [00:24:20] Speaker A: I'm pretty sure the Astros were over there at one point. All right, cool. [00:24:23] Speaker C: Like those two teams, to me, always. [00:24:26] Speaker A: Isn't it weird that you have two teams in Texas and both of them are in the AL? [00:24:30] Speaker C: It makes no sense. [00:24:31] Speaker A: Cause usually, you know. [00:24:33] Speaker C: Yep. [00:24:34] Speaker A: You got a team like Tampa Bay. Is there three ML. Is there three MLB teams? Only two. In Texas, Florida. Two. [00:24:43] Speaker C: Tampa Bay, Miami, Miami. There's gotta be one more. No, no, it's not like the Naples, you know. [00:24:49] Speaker A: Nope. But those are split Al and yeah. [00:24:53] Speaker C: That would make sense. So obviously, the Mets and the Yankees, those are split. [00:24:59] Speaker A: Angels in the Dodgers split. Mets and the Yankees split. Did you just say that? [00:25:05] Speaker C: Yeah, I did. [00:25:05] Speaker A: Fuck, man. [00:25:06] Speaker C: It's all right. [00:25:06] Speaker A: All right. It's all good. So three of them get three splits. One no split. That's just weird. I think out of those two teams, yeah, I would put the. I would put the Astros over in the NL, but because of the. [00:25:18] Speaker C: See, I actually. Both those teams feel like they're NL teams to me. Both those Texas teams feel like Al. [00:25:25] Speaker A: I can. The Rangers, I can take Al because, like, I just am so familiar, like, with their stuff growing up between, like, Michael Young, Ian Kinslow. Like all those. [00:25:33] Speaker C: Even a rod. [00:25:35] Speaker A: Even a rod. Astros. Astros. Is Astros. Is a little bit different, I think like Carlos was Zambrano on that team. Might have before he was on the. [00:25:49] Speaker C: Brown o is on a shit ton of teams. [00:25:51] Speaker A: Boy was on the Cubs. [00:25:53] Speaker C: Yeah, he could have been. I could picture him in that jersey. How the fuck did we get there? What the hell are we talking about? We're talking about something and this retard picked up his bad. [00:26:04] Speaker A: That's it. [00:26:05] Speaker C: And then that's how it happened, okay? [00:26:06] Speaker A: That's what happens. You had dry hacks just develop into baseball back in the day around like this time. [00:26:16] Speaker C: You feel like he's trying to swing up on it instead of just like swinging through the zone there like he's. What are you trying to do? [00:26:23] Speaker A: Down and threw it? Yeah, what is that? What's that? That's a little bit better. [00:26:32] Speaker C: Now it's all I can focus on is his retarded hacks right now. [00:26:37] Speaker A: We were focused on it last week and that's why it's like, dude, I hope really do one day hope. I do have a kid. I think it's funny, like all the boys were over, just sitting smoking a cigar near the fence, and yet this kid fucking hitting into a net like Merck's like, yo, why this kid coming up on the ball and then all of a sudden all of our attention just hits towards this kid swinging his bat. That's how I would be though. I would be legit from afar on a deck being like, if you're going to take swings, let's not swing like an idiot. [00:27:16] Speaker C: That's it. That's my point. [00:27:17] Speaker A: You're going to cause bad tendency. Practice like you play just all the time. [00:27:21] Speaker C: That's a good swing right there. Yeah, you can hear it on the end. I was taking a couple swings last night with it. That's a good swing like that. [00:27:29] Speaker A: Yeah. I am in fear that he's going to swing so hard that the bat is just going to tom hearted towards brain and then that's just going to be it for. [00:27:36] Speaker C: Have you seen these bats? The bone sabers, the war sticks? They're pretty sick looking. [00:27:40] Speaker A: Let me see it. Yeah. [00:27:46] Speaker C: Like the bone color. They're pretty sick. I gotta break it in. [00:27:51] Speaker A: Oh, it's. Yeah, it is two piece. Wow. [00:27:58] Speaker C: They go matte here though. Look, see how it's high gloss and then feel right here? That's matte. [00:28:02] Speaker A: Oh, what? [00:28:04] Speaker C: Yeah, that's what I thought. I thought it was a stick. I was getting ready to peel it off. They're pretty sick. [00:28:10] Speaker A: Black and gold though. That is pretty star. All right, then drop ten. [00:28:16] Speaker C: Come on, dude. Try not to hit the y is, you freak. Drop ten. [00:28:20] Speaker A: Yeah, that's drop ten, love. [00:28:22] Speaker C: He's got a drop twelve meta. It's like a Louisville bet. [00:28:28] Speaker A: I remember when we used to do this, like, fundraiser that, like, everyone participated, and there was a home run derby, and you had to get sign ups and, like, donations and depend on how many donations and shit you got, you got qualified for. If you, like, get a certain score, there's certain prizes to win. I'll never forget. One of the prizes was a bat. And I fucking. I'm in the thing, doing my thing, all right? I qualify for the bat. I'm like, yo, let me get this bat. When I got the bat, it was a one piece worth. And it faded from silver to royal blue, just like Georgetown. Now, first I'm looking at this bat. I'm like, this bats for losers. [00:29:11] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:29:11] Speaker A: Like, this bat has zero sty. [00:29:14] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:29:14] Speaker A: The grip was amazing, though. Like, the grip, which I think that. That point in time, that's when I started. Appreciate the grip on my bat. [00:29:23] Speaker C: How was the pop? [00:29:25] Speaker A: Dude, I don't know what they did to that bat. Holy shit. [00:29:30] Speaker C: Yeah, it's all about the pop. It's all about. And, like, don't matter. [00:29:34] Speaker A: The ball flew off the barrel. My dad was saying, he's like, yo. He's like, what? What bad is that? Like, didn't really know much of. Like, this is just a normal worth bad. Like, this isn't an Easton. This isn't fucking. No Mike and no nothing like Houdini. You know, all those things back in the days, like, has. This is, like, legit redheaded stepchild of bats. [00:29:57] Speaker C: Did you have nasty D. Marini and Mariucci? [00:30:00] Speaker A: Yep. [00:30:01] Speaker C: You heard all that? [00:30:01] Speaker A: Maroochy di Marini? Yep, yep, yep. Had all those. I did. [00:30:07] Speaker C: After my time, there's. [00:30:08] Speaker A: If there's one thing I didn't come from the place where it just happened to be, I think we might have had a bat each, me and my brother. Cause they were expensive. [00:30:16] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:30:17] Speaker A: I think my brother had a silver and blue stealth, and I didn't have shit. I think I. [00:30:24] Speaker C: That actually kind of makes sense. [00:30:25] Speaker A: I go to worse. Yeah. No, Marco definitely got the more heavier loaded baseball shit. But it's all good. Everything. Everything. I will say. Cause I can't stand to hear it from you now. Playing all stars back in the day was like, the legit sets. Like, I felt like a major league player. [00:30:44] Speaker C: We were just talking about that. [00:30:45] Speaker A: Well, you got treated like a major league player. It was insane. [00:30:50] Speaker C: Baseball's down everywhere in every single city. [00:30:52] Speaker A: It's gotta be. [00:30:53] Speaker C: It's nuts. [00:30:54] Speaker A: I don't know where the. I don't know where the right is to, like, to make it. I don't know. [00:31:01] Speaker C: All right, so the only good news is that every single city right now, they only got, like, four teams for every division. So it's a joke, kinda, right? [00:31:11] Speaker A: Yep. [00:31:12] Speaker C: Our t ball has got eight teams. So it seems like more kids now are coming up. So I don't know if, like us, we, like our generation. [00:31:20] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:31:21] Speaker C: Are starting to have more kids and really throwing them into sports or what, because the most we've ever had. Same with other cities, they're getting a lot for T ball. So maybe it's just that one little gap. Who knows? It was just a small, little gap. [00:31:34] Speaker A: Could have been a. Could have been a gap of kids that instead of playing baseball, went to Lake lacrosse or some stupid shit that happens. [00:31:42] Speaker C: I will agree. For one thing, with lacrosse, it seems fun. [00:31:46] Speaker A: It's hockey on feet. [00:31:47] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:31:48] Speaker A: It's what it is. It's hockey on feet. The rules are obviously a little bit different where, like, you can only run up a certain amount of time, but, like, I don't know if I'd have the patience to play. To play lacrosse. [00:31:59] Speaker C: You think you need patience for it? It's not go, go, go. [00:32:02] Speaker A: If you're gonna be running from behind me and whacking me with your fucking stick. [00:32:06] Speaker C: Oh, you mean like that? [00:32:07] Speaker A: Then, like. All right. Word. Well, we're gone. I'm gonna let the ball go, and then I'm gonna turn around, fucking punch you in the fucking head. That just might like. Yo, they legit. You've seen it. [00:32:16] Speaker C: I know, I know. Yeah. [00:32:17] Speaker A: Fucking. You can legit two hand somebody with a d stick that shit. That's not. That's a. It's a. And that ain't no soft ass shaft. That's a metal shaft, composite shaft. [00:32:29] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:32:29] Speaker C: You know all about the shafts. [00:32:30] Speaker A: I'm a chef guy. Big shaft guy, huge. It's just not. I don't know. [00:32:36] Speaker C: Yeah, I could see that. [00:32:38] Speaker A: I get it seems fun, but I'm. [00:32:41] Speaker C: Getting fucking blown up on all stupid shit. People wants a guy, recommendations. Listen, follow the stories if you want cigar recommendations, basically, everyone I smoke goes up. Stop asking me questions. Jesus Christ. They're going on vacation. They want to know what to get for cigars. [00:32:59] Speaker A: Listen, man, they're asking you. You're a cigar advocate. You love the cigars. You love three things in this world. One of them's not your son. [00:33:10] Speaker C: One. Cigars. [00:33:11] Speaker A: Cigars. [00:33:12] Speaker C: Sky's number one. [00:33:13] Speaker A: Espresso. [00:33:14] Speaker C: Espresso's number two. [00:33:16] Speaker A: Number three. [00:33:17] Speaker C: Actually, I think Espresso's number one. [00:33:18] Speaker A: I would say espresso is probably over cigars, but number three, golf. [00:33:24] Speaker C: Yeah. Then we'll get into family. They're like ten, nine or ten. [00:33:29] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:33:29] Speaker C: Right? What do you think? Yeah. [00:33:31] Speaker A: Yeah. Even the son agrees, at least. Everybody. [00:33:35] Speaker C: I love how you just sit in front row. [00:33:37] Speaker A: This is our first live podcast, our first live show. [00:33:40] Speaker C: Yeah. He's like, J fine. [00:33:41] Speaker A: Appreciate it. [00:33:43] Speaker C: Looking at us. Won't be on camera. [00:33:45] Speaker A: Won't be on camera. Doesn't have a mic. [00:33:48] Speaker C: Do you have any conspiracy theories you want to give us right now? [00:33:51] Speaker A: You're into conspiracy theories? [00:33:53] Speaker C: No, I was just saying because Jay fine was into conspiracy theories. [00:33:55] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, that's true. [00:33:57] Speaker C: What's the largest waterfall in the world? Do you know? Okay. He doesn't know. [00:34:02] Speaker A: Okay. [00:34:03] Speaker C: Do you remember it? [00:34:04] Speaker A: It was like, Victoria Falls, right? Oh, and wasn't it Tahiti or something like that? [00:34:10] Speaker C: No, I think it's in, like, some african country. Let me look it up. Zimbabwe. Could be Zimbabwe. [00:34:14] Speaker A: It could be Zimbabwe. [00:34:15] Speaker C: I look at it. [00:34:16] Speaker A: I don't understand how people retain that type of information. I don't even know most, I think because we've talked. [00:34:20] Speaker C: Yeah, Zimbabwe. So, one of the world's largest waterfalls. This is the one. [00:34:24] Speaker A: He said it's bigger than Niagara Falls. Huh. [00:34:29] Speaker C: It just makes me want to go to Zimbabwe, see that and fly out. Just fallacy. [00:34:33] Speaker A: And I see that. Dude, people just fucking ended off of that. [00:34:40] Speaker C: This classifies the largest basin. Yeah. So. [00:34:44] Speaker A: So, um, training camp, any concerns? [00:34:49] Speaker C: No, I think it's a rebuild year. I mean, besides the whole Judahn thing. That's what we're talking about. Patriots, right? Training camp. [00:34:56] Speaker A: Yep. [00:34:57] Speaker C: Concerned that I haven't been able to get there. Is there any practices coming up in the next two weeks that we can go to? [00:35:04] Speaker A: What about Wednesday? Oh, no. Wednesday says it's going to be an off day because they play on Thursday. Yeah, today would have. Might have been, like, the only time that they might not even allowed fans. [00:35:16] Speaker C: That's. I got to look into that. If there is, I'd like to bring my kid, but I don't know. [00:35:20] Speaker A: Joint practices is still a thing, apparently. [00:35:23] Speaker C: Right. [00:35:24] Speaker A: I don't know if you've seen the lions and the Giants. [00:35:26] Speaker C: People are panicking about Drake May. They don't think that he's. He's ready. I don't think anyone said that he was going to step right in. When was it assumed that a quarterback would step right in? They can't. They, they like, look at, look at like Aaron Rogers, Jordan, love. Like how they used to do it in Green Bay. We have the guy from Green Bay. It's the same fucking thing. They're going to sit him down. So I never thought he was in there. What I will say, I hear all great things about polk. Polk, they said, is tearing it up. That's a great second round pick in my eyes. Obviously, it's going to come down to the line. Defensive line. Offensive line. [00:36:01] Speaker A: Offensive line, I think offensive line, definitely. If you can't. If you can't block, we've already seen what happens. [00:36:07] Speaker C: Have they thought about trying to get any sumo wrestlers from Japan? I mean, like, come on, can't we go replacement style? [00:36:14] Speaker A: Little replacements? Do you know, take a book out of the replacement? [00:36:17] Speaker C: It's worked before. [00:36:19] Speaker A: Yeah. You can't tell me, like, you can't. You can't fake a make body mass like motherfuckers are built like we need some Hawaiians. [00:36:28] Speaker C: We need some samoans and some fucking. [00:36:31] Speaker A: You need like a San ap, like P. Well, Powell. Whatever that last name that kids like, that kids built angry. [00:36:39] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:36:39] Speaker A: You need like a new maga. Motherfucker. [00:36:41] Speaker C: Yeah. That's what you need. Rikishi, like, I want tattoos that look like the rocks. Tattoos, like on. Just in a fatter bun that are. [00:36:47] Speaker A: Just like stabbed on you. [00:36:48] Speaker C: Yes. Like they know a dance and a skirt. That's what I want. [00:36:52] Speaker A: Sure, fine. [00:36:53] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:36:53] Speaker A: That's kind of obnoxious to me, but that's their culture. [00:36:55] Speaker C: That's their culture. [00:36:58] Speaker A: I just want them to protect my quarterback. That's it. [00:37:00] Speaker C: That's it. We need them. [00:37:01] Speaker A: And sumo wrestlers, I would say. Yeah. So to that point, I hear a lot about Christian Gonzalez being checked, which is, which I think is right. [00:37:14] Speaker C: What do you checked? [00:37:15] Speaker A: Like, you know, the reporters. So a reporter came out and said, so you guys, who else in the, in the secondary aside from Gonzalez and Jones, since you already have those two, like, spots solidified, you know, who else are you looking to kind of step in? And Mayo said, don't get it. You know, don't get it twisted. Christian Gonzalez still got a lot of work to do. That's true. That's not wrong. That's true. [00:37:45] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:37:45] Speaker A: Only played four weeks as a rookie. Did he do great? Yeah, he showed. He showed a lot of Spock. Still got it. He's young. [00:37:53] Speaker C: It's like, you still gotta prove they act like they. You need to stop what he did in those first four weeks. Unbelievable. Was he exceeded expectations? [00:38:01] Speaker A: He's the only cornerback. I'm not even being biased, that I've seen actually defend Tyreeko and get an interception off of. Off of defending him. [00:38:10] Speaker C: Yeah. So, yeah, obviously he needs work. He didn't get a lot of work in last year. A lot of learning shit. [00:38:16] Speaker A: Yep. And then a lot from the sidelines. When you're reading, you know, you're. [00:38:19] Speaker C: Everything's changing. [00:38:20] Speaker A: Your rehabilitation, everything's changing. What do you mean? [00:38:23] Speaker C: The entire culture, the offense, the defense. Every single fucking thing's changing. Even just the way that they run practices. Everything's changing. So I don't know why people think automatically, like, this isn't. This is good. Has to go smooth. Smooth. [00:38:37] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:38:37] Speaker C: So I don't even pay attention to training camp shit, to be honest. [00:38:40] Speaker A: It's tough, though. The one thing that I will say, training camp injuries are fucking ass. Those are ass. [00:38:45] Speaker C: I know. It sucks. [00:38:46] Speaker A: Training camp injury. Like, Deandre Hopkins already got hurt. Justin. Her dude. Justin Herbert. Man, this kid keeps going backwards, man. I can't believe it. I would have thought, what? [00:38:57] Speaker C: Habal, like, he went from your dark horse MVP last year to, like, now he's just a fucking joke. [00:39:03] Speaker A: I think now is the time of day, Miss Dahl. [00:39:05] Speaker C: Yeah, now, this would be dark now with dark. Now you're in dark horse, Terry. [00:39:10] Speaker A: He's a dark horse. Yeah, I think. I think. And then a lot of people calling and saying that they don't want to see Drake. They don't think Drake May is going to play, like, on Thursday. Like, how would you. How can you even riddle that in my head? [00:39:25] Speaker C: Well, they're going to put what's his name, right? Yeah, I think you need to. I think everyone needs to see a couple drives. [00:39:32] Speaker A: It's, like, so weird. It's like I'm. Listen, at the standpoint that we are, as Patriots fans, like, preseason games mean, I have a little something to them. Like, that's the only pure test that you're gonna see. Jalen Polk, Javon Baker, all these kids. That's how you were. You're gonna see them. [00:39:49] Speaker C: I know. [00:39:50] Speaker A: Up against. Now, granted, some of those guys that they go up against there might not make a roster when it comes to cuts, but, I mean, where else are you going to sample size them? Would you rather sample size them in practice versus each other, or at least versus fucking? [00:40:07] Speaker C: All right, so next week, they're doing it Monday and Tuesday. Joint practice with the Eagles on Tuesday. [00:40:13] Speaker A: Let's. We should go to that maybe, and maybe do the podcast later at night. We should go to the Eagles one because then we can kind of, we can kind of compare and contrast because the Eagles got legitimate, talented, Eagles got some legitimate talent. You're going to see who go, you know, you're going to see one on ones. You're going to see AJ Browns, and then you're going to see our guys go up against. They just drafted Quinney on that kid Queen Mitchell. He's a, he's a cornerback. [00:40:40] Speaker C: Let me see what my stuff looks like. I can't do Monday, but I could probably do Tuesday. [00:40:45] Speaker A: Okay. Oh, so that means you're off on Monday 18th next week. [00:40:49] Speaker C: It'd have to be early. [00:40:51] Speaker A: This kid, kid came. I don't know what you mean by early, dude. [00:40:54] Speaker C: Early means like 08:00. [00:40:56] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:40:56] Speaker C: Which is not that I know early to me is legitimately like, let's do it. 06:00. I know seven o'clock's a perfect time. [00:41:03] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:41:04] Speaker C: Because then you get out by like eleven and then you can still do shit. [00:41:07] Speaker A: He wants to go all day. [00:41:09] Speaker C: He wanted to drive to fucking boxfin. He did. He. I said nine to ten. And then he does it at 11:00, essentially the tee time. And then he's late 20 minutes. Here's another thing. The kids fucking late every single time we go golfing. It's fucking crazy. He goes, oh, I'm gonna pull in right at the tee time. That doesn't mean you're on time. You have to be on the tee ready to go, driver in hand at the tee time. [00:41:29] Speaker A: It's a tee time, so you have to be on time. [00:41:31] Speaker C: He's late every single time. [00:41:34] Speaker A: Every time. [00:41:35] Speaker C: Listen, and you were late one time too. [00:41:37] Speaker A: I thousand percent was. [00:41:38] Speaker C: But I've never been late ever for a tee time. But I just don't even understand how it's possible. [00:41:42] Speaker A: But after that, was I ever late? [00:41:44] Speaker C: Nope. You folk, if you're smart, you get there 1 hour before. [00:41:48] Speaker A: Yep. [00:41:50] Speaker C: Yeah, we're gonna check in, hit a couple balls. If you can roll a few putts. [00:41:55] Speaker A: We got there 30. We got there at least like 30 minutes before around chip putt. [00:42:00] Speaker C: And he's just like, what do you mean? It's not a big deal. It's like, yeah, it's not. And then he complains about pace of play because then we have to let two groups ahead of us. He doesn't realize he's jamming up the whole course because he wants to be late. [00:42:10] Speaker A: We could have went out there and then those two fucking goofs that came down were like, can we play Harry? And they were like, yeah, actually, just go ahead. These guys, because they. You know what? They're not fully ready. [00:42:21] Speaker C: Oh, we're getting a facetime from bones. Yo, yo, can you hear me? [00:42:29] Speaker D: I can hear you. [00:42:31] Speaker C: Okay, how are we gonna do this? Can you see my eyes? [00:42:34] Speaker D: I can see your eyes. [00:42:35] Speaker C: Okay, I'm trying to get you on at the camera. [00:42:39] Speaker D: It's all right. If not, this kid's a fucking nightmare today. [00:42:42] Speaker C: Was he suck. [00:42:43] Speaker D: Oh, my God. He's been screaming all day. [00:42:47] Speaker C: Do you. Are you at all, like. Do you feel it all bad that you, like, dropped a bomb on us? Just. [00:42:56] Speaker D: No, not really. [00:42:58] Speaker A: Yeah, I know it. [00:42:59] Speaker C: Yeah. Selfish. [00:42:59] Speaker A: Yep. [00:43:01] Speaker D: Do I feel more? None of you got Covid? [00:43:04] Speaker C: No, none of us tested. [00:43:05] Speaker A: None of us tested. [00:43:06] Speaker D: None of you got Covid. None of you are sick. Do you hear me? I'm. [00:43:10] Speaker A: Are you fucking crazy? [00:43:12] Speaker C: Sicker than you, dude. [00:43:13] Speaker A: Are you not? [00:43:13] Speaker D: Okay? [00:43:14] Speaker C: We just keep going. We don't just, like, take tests. You did it on purpose because you wanted a vacation. [00:43:19] Speaker D: Everyone in my household is sick as a dog. My fault. My poor fucking six month old kid. [00:43:25] Speaker C: He looks fine and he hasn't even said a word. You said he won't shut up. He hasn't said a word. [00:43:30] Speaker A: He's been mad. [00:43:32] Speaker C: It's all he does is chill. [00:43:33] Speaker D: He likes Facetime. [00:43:35] Speaker C: Yeah, right. [00:43:37] Speaker D: No, he's been a fucking nightmare. [00:43:41] Speaker C: So what's going on otherwise? Selfish, man. [00:43:44] Speaker D: You know, I'm just gonna watch, you know, some olympic basketball. I'm watching some skateboarding right now. [00:43:50] Speaker C: Do you have any octo legs you want to put in for Olympics? [00:43:53] Speaker D: So. I don't have an octo, like, an eight pallet. Because Olympics is a little tough. They cycle a lot of people out. But I do have a pick. [00:44:05] Speaker C: Okay, he's got a pick. Let's hear. [00:44:06] Speaker D: I only bet $10. I took. Well, they're playing Brazil. I took the. Over the overs. 184 and a half. [00:44:16] Speaker C: Okay. Against Brazil. [00:44:18] Speaker D: Against Brazil. [00:44:19] Speaker A: Us is. -50,000 no, I didn't even know that. That's a possibility that you can put that. [00:44:25] Speaker C: -50,000 minus. [00:44:27] Speaker D: It's, like, insane. [00:44:28] Speaker C: It's. [00:44:28] Speaker A: -50,000 that's crazy. [00:44:31] Speaker C: You should put. We should. You should put 50,000 down. You want a $100? [00:44:35] Speaker D: Yeah, imagine. [00:44:37] Speaker C: Do it with your bookie. [00:44:38] Speaker D: So I put. I took the Ova Kevin Durant to score 20. [00:44:44] Speaker A: That dropped immensely. That was 50,000. It's 20,000 now. [00:44:48] Speaker C: Okay. [00:44:49] Speaker D: Lebron James to put up 15. [00:44:51] Speaker C: Okay. [00:44:53] Speaker D: Kevin Durant. One, three and two down. [00:44:58] Speaker C: Brazil. [00:44:59] Speaker D: Bruno. To score 15 points. He's, like, their best player. [00:45:03] Speaker C: Bruno. [00:45:04] Speaker A: Bruno. [00:45:05] Speaker C: He's not a gay man. From a german gay man. [00:45:08] Speaker D: He's not. [00:45:09] Speaker C: Okay? [00:45:09] Speaker D: He's not a hairdresser. [00:45:10] Speaker C: He's not. [00:45:11] Speaker D: I bet ten to win, 165. I feel like that's. [00:45:15] Speaker A: That's. [00:45:15] Speaker D: If you could only bet ten. Like, that was the max bet, they would let you bet. [00:45:20] Speaker C: This is what I'm talking about. Like, this why olympics suck. They don't even let you bet. Big, huge chunks of change. It's stupid. [00:45:28] Speaker D: Yeah, I think it's like they do the same thing with wrestling for some reason. Because you can, like, gamble on wrestling, but you can only bet, like, $10. [00:45:37] Speaker A: I didn't even know you could bet on wrestling. [00:45:39] Speaker D: You can. [00:45:41] Speaker A: What can you bet? I thought, like, I seen it on an offshore account, like, years ago for Wrestlemania. [00:45:46] Speaker C: Well, wrestle makes sense because it's fake. [00:45:49] Speaker A: Yeah, I know, but, like, how the fuck can you even, like, remotely bet on something like that? That's already written. [00:45:55] Speaker C: Well, my point is, like, why wouldn't you just get in touch with one of the writers, dude? Like, I'm just. [00:46:00] Speaker A: That's inside a trade. [00:46:01] Speaker C: Yeah, who cares? Do you just. You have to spread it across ten accounts. $10. [00:46:06] Speaker D: It's like they. The thing is, is a lot of the times, though, like, they tell you right before you go out to avoid that stuff. Like, even the wrestlers don't know. They know the match, and then they'll be like, all right. Hey, Cody Rhodes, you're going over, so you're gonna hit Bill. The ref will tell you when to hit the finisher. [00:46:30] Speaker C: Okay. Oh, he talked. He made a noise. He's so unbearable. [00:46:37] Speaker D: He's upset. No, he honestly has just been horrible. [00:46:41] Speaker C: I don't know if I believe it. [00:46:43] Speaker D: I call. Look what time I called you. I've been ready since 1030. [00:46:48] Speaker C: Yeah, we got to figure out the zoom thing. So I have to hold this thing on the phone like this. [00:46:53] Speaker D: He just shit everywhere to it. The biggest diarrhea green fucking shit of all time. [00:47:01] Speaker C: This is what kids do. [00:47:02] Speaker A: Get shitty. [00:47:03] Speaker D: Have you watched any of the Olympics? Have you guys been watching anything? [00:47:06] Speaker C: No. [00:47:07] Speaker A: Just a little bit. [00:47:09] Speaker C: I watched the sprint. [00:47:11] Speaker D: Well, I mean, I've had a lot of time this past week. I've just been consuming a lot of Olympics. Skateboarding has been fun to watch. Bmx has been fun. Especially the dudes. They're insane. Doesn't even make sense. [00:47:26] Speaker C: Do you think the Olympics has lost its luster? [00:47:31] Speaker D: I think in some sports, yes. Some sports, no. Some sports, yes. [00:47:40] Speaker A: Obviously. I think a Winter Olympics is better. [00:47:42] Speaker C: Did you hear Simone Biles broker FEMA? [00:47:46] Speaker A: She did. [00:47:47] Speaker C: She's in a wheelchair. [00:47:49] Speaker D: Last night. [00:47:50] Speaker C: No, I just said that because my wife loves Simone Biles. [00:47:53] Speaker D: Oh. [00:47:54] Speaker C: Oh, there's a spider. She's panicking. [00:47:58] Speaker D: How much noise is your wife making? [00:47:59] Speaker C: She's making a good amount. The cat was all on the camera, stepped on all the controls. It's. It's one of those episodes. Now she's panicking. There's a spider. [00:48:08] Speaker A: It's gone now. You got it. [00:48:09] Speaker D: Have I missed any topics? Do we have anything on the list? [00:48:13] Speaker C: No. We have that you're selfish fuck for giving everyone Covid. [00:48:17] Speaker D: I didn't listen. I took two tests prior and was negative. [00:48:21] Speaker C: So my question is, when you come out and you say, hey, I got a sinus infection, I'm not contagious. You better make sure that you're not. [00:48:30] Speaker A: Contagious or that it's a sinus infection. [00:48:33] Speaker D: Two tests prior. [00:48:34] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. Guess what happened to Richard Prior? Lit himself on fire. [00:48:40] Speaker D: Smoked crack and let himself on fire. [00:48:42] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:48:42] Speaker D: So, I mean, how. [00:48:44] Speaker A: How am I supposed to know when you said. But when you say something in confidence of. That I'm not contagious? [00:48:51] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:48:51] Speaker A: That's crazy. [00:48:52] Speaker C: He just mushes himself as. [00:48:53] Speaker A: That was a total lie. Like, he mush been less contained, couldn't have been more contagious. Clearly. [00:48:59] Speaker D: I wouldn't say that it was a lie. It's just you don't know. [00:49:04] Speaker A: You said it, though. You said it. [00:49:07] Speaker D: But I took two tests that were negative. I'm going off of evidence that I had that I didn't have. [00:49:12] Speaker C: My question is that you take off more time than anyone I've ever known with. With less symptoms. And then you. [00:49:21] Speaker D: You got him. See? [00:49:23] Speaker C: No. You talk shit. You started grabbing him weird. That's why this is on you. You take off all this time for stuff with less symptoms, like this fake guard thing that you have. So that's why Nikko's mad. Nico's like, how come he just didn't stay home? [00:49:42] Speaker D: Yeah, it's fake. You're right. [00:49:44] Speaker A: I was. I was legit. Fucked up, sick for five days. I'm still getting over it. [00:49:49] Speaker C: Yeah, so he could be giving us Covid right now. [00:49:51] Speaker A: No, no, I don't know that. The pains in my spine went away, so I'm good. [00:49:57] Speaker D: How do you know? [00:49:59] Speaker A: Well, I have a good sense in my body. [00:50:02] Speaker D: I know you partying with your boy from Florida's. [00:50:05] Speaker B: What? [00:50:05] Speaker D: God, you said Covid's running rampant right now. You can't blame me. [00:50:09] Speaker A: Nah, I'm blaming them, definitely. It's all on. You're the only person that's been sick. [00:50:14] Speaker D: You work in the same area that I work in. It's in the middle of the summer. There's fucking thousands of people that you're encountered with every fucking day. [00:50:23] Speaker A: You. If you don't think, you use. If you seriously don't think that you're the reason why I got sick, that's even crazier. [00:50:30] Speaker D: I tested negative twice. All of a sudden, I do one podcast with you, then I get cold. [00:50:35] Speaker C: Well, you did go home. Home and test positive for Covid. It was like, I don't think you can get it that quick. [00:50:41] Speaker D: No, it was the next day. [00:50:44] Speaker C: You were sick on Friday. Don't you remember? [00:50:46] Speaker A: I was not. [00:50:47] Speaker C: Chris just reminded us of that. You were sick on Friday. [00:50:50] Speaker A: Yep. [00:50:50] Speaker D: Me and I had already tested twice negative. [00:50:53] Speaker A: I was clicking. [00:50:54] Speaker C: It is what it is. Covid is a fake disease. So it's a man made structure. [00:50:59] Speaker A: I didn't lose. [00:51:00] Speaker D: Not a fake disease. It is Gerd. I don't know if you ever heard of it. [00:51:03] Speaker C: Oh, so I have it and it's just acid reflux. [00:51:08] Speaker D: Fucking garret. It is not just answer. Yeah, but I also have a hiatal hernia. I don't know if you ever heard of that. [00:51:15] Speaker C: I've heard that I got hernias up and up and down. They said, yeah, this kid. [00:51:18] Speaker D: You got everything. [00:51:19] Speaker A: I call that a higher. [00:51:20] Speaker C: I got it all. I just deal with it, you know? That's it. We just got to deal with these things, you know? [00:51:26] Speaker A: All right, what's next on this board? Let's see. [00:51:28] Speaker C: Let's see. What do you got next? Let's see if he has any comments on it. [00:51:33] Speaker A: Oh, well, actually we. He brought up, actually, the lab the next point, which was the Olympics. [00:51:39] Speaker C: He brought that up. Yeah. [00:51:41] Speaker A: Yep. I guess Justin could kind of weigh in on this one because he's lived in multiple different places. So we having a talk about the benefits of living en masse of just straight up, not really ever having the face the, like, the danger of natural cause. [00:52:00] Speaker C: Like, are you saying like, hurricanes, tornadoes, any. [00:52:03] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:52:03] Speaker C: Anything a tornado did rip for reveal once right down. [00:52:07] Speaker A: Okay, that was like. That was like. That was literally lightning striking in the same spot twice. Like, that's the same. That's the same. Rarity is that. [00:52:14] Speaker D: I don't know, are the equivalent. I guess when I lived in Florida, I would say hurricanes is the equivalent of a snowstorm, it's the same thing. [00:52:25] Speaker A: But wouldn't you say that there's, like, way more vicious, like, variations of hurricanes than there are? Like, we usually when you get a snowstorm, you get a snowstorm, like, five hurricane. [00:52:37] Speaker D: What's the difference between a really bad. Norista? [00:52:43] Speaker A: I think it's very few and far between when you get one like that. Opposed to the. [00:52:48] Speaker D: All right, let me tell you this. What everybody, what every Floridian does during hurricane season, they just drink. They have a thing called hurricane potties. You can ask your boy Freddie about it. [00:53:00] Speaker A: Yep. [00:53:01] Speaker C: They just drink. [00:53:03] Speaker D: You get. You get a group of, like, five, six friends. You go stay at one house for, like, two, three days, and all you do is get fucked up. [00:53:12] Speaker C: Yeah, you suck and fuck. [00:53:14] Speaker D: That's it the whole time. [00:53:17] Speaker A: I kind of could guess. [00:53:19] Speaker C: I kind of like that. But that's just like, snowstorms up here. I get it. But I guess they're trying to say, like, a hurricane, like, the worst hurricane can legitimately well know thing the whole neighborhood. That doesn't happen with northeastern or blizzards for the most. [00:53:33] Speaker A: Yeah. Like, think about the aftermath. [00:53:35] Speaker D: Like, look at California with fucking. [00:53:38] Speaker C: The earthquakes. [00:53:39] Speaker D: Waves, they get earthquakes constantly. You know what? You just keep plugging it up. [00:53:45] Speaker C: I think earthquakes are overrated in terms of natural disasters. It's like, ooh, the ground shaking. [00:53:50] Speaker A: What is the worst natural disaster you'd like to even, like, beat? Like, if you were on the radar for? Would it be a tsunami or would it be like. [00:53:58] Speaker C: No, definitely not a tsunami. I think you fucked with a tsunami. I could survive most. [00:54:02] Speaker D: Yeah, but earthquakes cause tsunamis. [00:54:04] Speaker C: Really bad. [00:54:04] Speaker A: Earthquakes cause tsunami. [00:54:06] Speaker C: I know I could survive an earthquake. I know I can survive a tornado. I know I could survive a hurricane. You can't survive a tsunami? Me? [00:54:12] Speaker A: No, I've seen twisters. Yeah, I've seen twist. [00:54:17] Speaker C: I haven't seen the new twisters. [00:54:18] Speaker A: So that would be twist there. [00:54:19] Speaker C: I'm talking. I seen Twister. [00:54:21] Speaker A: You seen twist. [00:54:21] Speaker C: So all I need is a belt and just a pipe. I'm good when it comes to a tornado. Would you agree with that, bones? [00:54:28] Speaker D: Yeah, that's it? [00:54:30] Speaker C: A leather belt? Just a leather belt. [00:54:32] Speaker D: Basement? [00:54:33] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:54:33] Speaker D: Leather belt and a water pipe. [00:54:36] Speaker C: Tsunami is a tough one. It's too big of a wall. [00:54:40] Speaker D: Yeah. Well, unless you get some really good scuba gear. [00:54:43] Speaker A: Yeah. You also can't, like, really judge water pressure at all. Like, that shit's just gonna take. [00:54:47] Speaker C: Oh, dude. Sometimes you get into Hampton beach, you have a couple too many drinks, those fucking waves hurt you. Yeah. [00:54:56] Speaker A: That'S like day after tomorrow. That's what me up. [00:54:58] Speaker C: Yeah. Day after tomorrow. [00:54:59] Speaker A: Watching that shit was fucking crazy. [00:55:01] Speaker D: I've actually been dabbling in some disaster movies recently, okay. Just because Twister. Twister came out, so they like, feeding them to you. Day after tomorrow. Fucking 2012. Some really good disaster movies out there. Greenland. You ever see Greenland with. [00:55:23] Speaker C: No. I wanted to see it. [00:55:25] Speaker A: It's Tom cruising that. [00:55:26] Speaker D: Stop pinching my neck fat. That hurts. [00:55:30] Speaker C: I have a question for you, Justin. Since we're on the topic of movies and tv and all this stuff, I'm gonna. I'm gonna throw a hypothetical out there. You love horror movies, right? [00:55:39] Speaker D: I do. [00:55:40] Speaker C: It's like one of your favorite things in the world. Let's say there was a, like a horror movie or a horror series that just got released that everyone's talking about, right? And your wife Sabrina watches it, right? Let's say she watches it without you. You come in, you're like, what are you watching? And she's balls deep. She's on the last episode, and you. [00:56:04] Speaker D: All really looking forward to it. [00:56:06] Speaker C: And I've been looking forward to it. Everyone's been talking about this show, and it's right up your alley. It's not like. It's like love is blind or something like that. And it's just harsh. So think about that. Like, you walk in there on the 6th episode, not even a text or a call that they're going to start this show. How mad would you be on a one to ten? [00:56:25] Speaker D: I'm going to play devil's advocate here. [00:56:27] Speaker C: Yep. [00:56:29] Speaker D: Now I can watch it on my time. Don't have to worry about it. Listen, don't tell me anything about it. You're a loser for doing it. Don't ask me. I'm not waiting for you to watch nothing now. But I'm going to watch this on my own time. There's no. I have to shut it off because you're going to bed. And then we got to wait till tomorrow night. Now, I'm powerful in six episodes in my own time when everyone's asleep. [00:56:54] Speaker C: Okay, I can get down with that. Now, what happens if you walked in the room exactly when the main twist happens? [00:57:00] Speaker D: Now, I'm now not watching it. [00:57:02] Speaker C: Out of the way. My question is, is the. Is Chris Benoit situation off the table at that point? [00:57:09] Speaker D: I would probably. [00:57:10] Speaker C: Okay, this is a hypothetical situation, Chrissy, mind your business. Okay, this is not. [00:57:14] Speaker A: Doesn't sound too hypothetical. Yeah, well, exactly what was the show Chrissy. [00:57:25] Speaker C: She watched presume innocent. Like, right up my alley mystery fucking. Everyone's been talking about it. Walked in and it's right at the twist. [00:57:34] Speaker A: What's that one? Can I just get. [00:57:36] Speaker C: Jake Gyllenhaal fucked you. She fucked me. And that's fine because she didn't even text me. Like, hey, do you mind if I watch this? It's fine. Watch what I do to her. [00:57:45] Speaker D: See, the only thing I would say is like, like I said before is like, now I could watch it on my time, wherever. It's like if me and Sabrina will watch and Breaking Bad, we do, we power through it. But it's like, hey, I'm gonna watch one episode and then she passes out. Now I gotta stop. It's like I'm gonna be awake now. I gotta find a fucking movie to watch or go watch something else. [00:58:10] Speaker C: I know. All I know is I'm so petty, Justin, that I'm gonna stop watching stuff I don't even want to watch just to ruin it for her. I'm talking all those things. Love is blind. Everything. Everything that she can get into. I'm going to start doing real housewives or whatever she's watching below deck. All those really shitty women stuff. I'm going to start watching and spoiling it on her. [00:58:30] Speaker D: That's what I would do. [00:58:31] Speaker C: Yeah, that's it. I'm going to go and you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to do it in every facet she likes. Certain restaurants. I'm going to go by myself to these restaurants. [00:58:39] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:58:39] Speaker D: Do you see how, like, women like. [00:58:42] Speaker C: You men will like coaches more comfortable. [00:58:45] Speaker A: Be breaking that bitch lady? [00:58:47] Speaker D: I'll wait, babe. I'll wait to watch it. And then as soon as the shoes on the other foot. Fuck Al. [00:58:53] Speaker C: That's what, that's what she did. Yep. Selfish. Al who? That's what she said. You're right. [00:59:01] Speaker D: That's what she said. Al who? [00:59:05] Speaker C: Yep. [00:59:06] Speaker D: I gotta say, I'm a little disappointed in your wife. That's kind of fucked up. [00:59:10] Speaker C: Yeah. For better or worse, we're in the worst category right now. [00:59:16] Speaker D: You're in worse, you're in the worst category, and I'm in the sickness category. [00:59:21] Speaker C: All I'll tell you, she's presumed guilty. I'll tell you that much. [00:59:25] Speaker A: Oh, that's great. You just fucking ruined it for all of us. [00:59:29] Speaker C: No, she's presumed guilty. [00:59:31] Speaker A: Oh, she just said, I know. That's good. [00:59:34] Speaker C: I don't know what she's talking about. I can ruin it right now for you. I can't believe I walked in right then I would have guessed it anyways. First episode, but yeah. [00:59:43] Speaker A: Are you the person that said that you can watch a movie and for like two minutes and then you can guess the whole, it's true though. [00:59:50] Speaker C: Yep. She knows. [00:59:51] Speaker A: Why do you do that? Like you'd like that. [00:59:55] Speaker C: See, they don't want me to watch because they think I'm gonna ruin it for them. That's why. [00:59:58] Speaker A: See, they, now you trying to get out the truth here. Do people don't want to watch it with you because you just guessed the fucking ending, dude. [01:00:05] Speaker C: It's not my fault. [01:00:07] Speaker A: That's what it is. What kind of autistic thing is that? [01:00:09] Speaker C: It is autistic. [01:00:10] Speaker A: That is, that is like, that is so weird. [01:00:12] Speaker D: That's what it is. [01:00:13] Speaker C: They, I've legit looked it up. They said it's autistic. [01:00:16] Speaker A: Yeah, I wouldn't doubt it. That is a weird thing. [01:00:19] Speaker C: Oh, Adhd, that. [01:00:20] Speaker A: Yeah, same thing. ADHd, same thing. [01:00:23] Speaker D: Way too many movies too. Like, so that doesn't help. It's like they just recycle the same ideas and same bullshit. [01:00:32] Speaker C: Oh, speaking of that, bad boys, Justin, you told me that. I guessed that in the first seven minutes. Like as soon as that guy walked on the screen, I'm like, oh, it's him. [01:00:41] Speaker D: I knew. [01:00:41] Speaker C: You knew? [01:00:42] Speaker A: Immediately. [01:00:43] Speaker C: I thought it, I thought he was going to stretch for 1 second. Like he was just going to turn back to stretch Armstrong. [01:00:49] Speaker D: I knew, like, it honestly kind of ruined the movie for me because there's no twist. [01:00:55] Speaker C: Yeah. Yeah. Bad boys. Four was good though. I don't know if you watch that. [01:00:59] Speaker A: Haven't seen it yet. No, he was really good. [01:01:02] Speaker D: But I, like, I told you, I was like, you're gonna, you're gonna call it as soon as he comes on the screen, you're gonna be like, okay, that's just so easy. [01:01:10] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:01:12] Speaker A: I think movies like, movies like that one, they probably, I feel like they've steered away from plots because honestly, the third one there, it was like there was a good, there was a little bit of a good story there. Like the captain got absolutely decapitated. That was, you know, that was sad. [01:01:29] Speaker C: That actually comes back into play in the fort. [01:01:30] Speaker A: Yeah, I know. Yeah. [01:01:32] Speaker C: But I'm hearing bad things about trap. Everyone's talking shit about trap. The mock man was talking shit about trap yesterday. Said every reviewer, his boy Stuckman was talking shit. They were all talking shit. [01:01:45] Speaker A: Stuck was the only one that liked it. [01:01:46] Speaker C: Oh, did he? Is that what he said? [01:01:48] Speaker A: Yeah, said Stuckman liked it. But the reviews online and all that shit. The consensus is that it's not good, dude. But that's not the first time that a lot of these Netflix or whatever else, this fucking movies being streamed on, like, they get a huge, huge pr push. And the movie sucks. I think the only one that's, like, been, like, really good, the past ones probably that's gotten a good reception, was smile when, you know, they had. They had people. Yep. They had people out at baseball games. [01:02:17] Speaker D: Speaking of pr, have you seen what cause light is doing? [01:02:20] Speaker C: No. [01:02:20] Speaker A: No. [01:02:21] Speaker C: What are they doing? [01:02:22] Speaker D: Their marketing is like. It's marketing one on one. It should be taught in any marketing school on the planet. [01:02:31] Speaker C: The blue. The blue thing was the best thing they ever did, too. And the mounds turned blue. So just think, they've been hitting since then. [01:02:36] Speaker D: They're crushing. [01:02:38] Speaker C: What are they doing now? [01:02:40] Speaker D: Oh, Tony smashes the baseball, hits a home run, hits the coolest light side and knocks, like, the window out. Right. [01:02:51] Speaker C: Okay. [01:02:52] Speaker D: Like, one of the pixelated. So there's just a black window on it. [01:02:56] Speaker A: I. [01:02:57] Speaker D: They're like, oh, they put out this commercial. It's like, oh, Shotani's unofficial sponsor now. They started making cans with the window. So, like, the same. Cause, like, hand that was on the fucking jumbotron that got knocked out. They made it with the pixel. [01:03:20] Speaker B: Okay. [01:03:21] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:03:21] Speaker D: And then they only sold a certain amount of cans. The cans are going on eBay for, like, $600. Crazy. [01:03:28] Speaker C: Yeah. To fucking crazy Dodger fans, probably, la people. Oh, the Japanese. Yeah. [01:03:36] Speaker D: Oh, yeah, dude, it's going crazy. They sold the board itself with the missing thing for, like, I don't know, like eight, 9000, something crazy like that. [01:03:46] Speaker A: What you say, Chrissy Nihau? [01:03:50] Speaker C: Who? No, she got hurt for real. Oh, she really is in a boot. Simone. I made it up. [01:03:59] Speaker D: Yeah, but she got hurt, like, she hurt her ankle, like a week ago. [01:04:03] Speaker A: Yeah, she's a fucking dwarf. But did you? Yeah, she fell yesterday off the beam. [01:04:08] Speaker D: Little. She's like the same size as Santino. [01:04:10] Speaker C: Yeah, she's four foot eight. [01:04:12] Speaker A: That's. That's awesome. But what's even better is standing up. [01:04:17] Speaker D: Well, maybe not Nico. [01:04:19] Speaker C: No. [01:04:19] Speaker A: Speaking of the same height, speaking of. What's it called, the Olympics? That went back to that guy. See the clip of the chinese lady that was doing the gymnastics on the. On the back, and she fell. And in the peripheral vision, you see all the us people stand up. Everyone's just throwing up the flag. All the cons are like, this is like, rah, rah. [01:04:41] Speaker C: Did you see the pole vaulter that got stuck on his hog. [01:04:45] Speaker A: No. [01:04:46] Speaker C: Yes. [01:04:46] Speaker A: Oh, my God. [01:04:48] Speaker C: His hog hit. [01:04:49] Speaker A: That's why the Olympics is good. It gives you plenty of moments for, like, people that you would never, ever know about or even fucking acknowledge, and, like, they're on a main stage now. I will say, I honestly, personally don't care that no lyles wins anything. I think that guy's a fucking loser. [01:05:06] Speaker D: Did you see the guy, like, the shooter? He's. [01:05:08] Speaker A: Yeah, yep. Turkey. He's like, I'm just a shooter. That guy kills people for money. [01:05:14] Speaker C: Yeah, he rolls out. [01:05:18] Speaker A: Yeah, but do you see, like, what? Some of these people show up, and they look so fucking ridiculous. [01:05:22] Speaker C: Yeah, they do. [01:05:23] Speaker A: They look like he looks like a dog. Yeah, and they look like fucking nerds. [01:05:27] Speaker C: I'd take him any day of the week. [01:05:28] Speaker A: Any day of the week. [01:05:29] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:05:30] Speaker A: If they all were in a line, like, a gym line, I would pick that guy. [01:05:34] Speaker D: He started practicing shooting when his wife divorced him. [01:05:39] Speaker C: Did you hear him say, hey, I want my dog back after he won Silva. That's what he said on the podium, he goes a, I want my dog back. [01:05:46] Speaker D: He's literally. [01:05:49] Speaker C: He took his dog. Divorce. He got divorced from the wife, so she must have got the dog. [01:05:57] Speaker A: Dude, somebody. Somebody better. [01:05:59] Speaker C: Oh, 100%. [01:06:00] Speaker A: Somebody better give that guy his dog back before he fucking. [01:06:03] Speaker D: You just got so good at shooting. [01:06:05] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:06:07] Speaker D: That's so funny. [01:06:09] Speaker C: We got to come up with a better way to, like, get someone on zoom with. This is, like, insane. My, like, elbows killing me. [01:06:14] Speaker A: We. [01:06:16] Speaker D: There's a way to do it. [01:06:17] Speaker C: I know, I know. I just. I was trying to figure it out, but then I got, like. I felt like it was going to overwrite itself. This is definitely a way to do it. I might need a second laptop. That's all I was thinking. Then plug it into the thing. You know what I mean? [01:06:28] Speaker D: I might bring mine if, like, I'm obviously on the episode. [01:06:35] Speaker C: Yeah, we'll figure it out. I mean, I got. If I got a. I got more laptops than fucking best buy in this house. I should be fine that way. [01:06:41] Speaker A: A lot of electrical equipment in here. [01:06:44] Speaker D: But I can go. I don't want to hurt. Give you ten. [01:06:48] Speaker C: My question is, what do you think about doing a daily podcast, eight minutes, where we just go over a few things, either, like, I'm running point, or, like, we take calls. You know what I mean? Something like, more like small, little micro podcasts. What did you think about that? I had that idea in the shower today. [01:07:08] Speaker A: That's not. [01:07:08] Speaker D: Yeah, I like that. [01:07:09] Speaker A: That's different. [01:07:12] Speaker C: Like, a daily thing where you just, like, react into certain things. [01:07:16] Speaker A: It would be cool if we could all get on, if we could get through one of those, like, group facetimes. And you, like, you add people in and, like, they come in and we all talk to them. [01:07:23] Speaker C: Like a roulette. [01:07:24] Speaker A: What it is. Yeah, well, now that's. You don't want to do that. [01:07:28] Speaker C: Yeah. Like a chat roulette. Remember that back in the day? [01:07:31] Speaker A: Yeah, that. No meagle. You just like. It's just like. It's just like this random strand of, like, guys with cock rings on. [01:07:38] Speaker C: You have to listen to the podcast. He has quit. Bo Buchanan. [01:07:41] Speaker A: I have. [01:07:42] Speaker D: Ready. [01:07:42] Speaker C: Yeah, we call it. No, Buchanan. That's his name. [01:07:44] Speaker A: Not. Not even close. Justin, I'm streaming tomorrow. [01:07:49] Speaker D: I can't believe you already quit. [01:07:51] Speaker C: No, he's streaming tomorrow. So since you have nothing to do and you fake this, Covid, you fake the guard, you should watch it. [01:07:56] Speaker A: Yeah, you could tune in, say it, come by and say, what's up? I got to take on Missouri, Alabama, and that's going to get me in the playoff, I think. [01:08:03] Speaker C: How long have you been on this call for, Justin? Honestly? Do you. Do you know? Is there a timer? [01:08:08] Speaker A: 20. [01:08:10] Speaker D: Hold on. [01:08:12] Speaker C: It's a FaceTime video, so we're not sure. I'd say he's been on for all of 20 minutes. The kid made one peep. The kid made one peep. [01:08:19] Speaker A: He's just saying hi right now. Look at him waving. Yeah, what's up, buddy? [01:08:22] Speaker C: He's made one peep. Look, he just wants to touch his mouth. There you go. Hurt him. [01:08:35] Speaker D: Like, raise the shop. [01:08:36] Speaker C: But do you see how he's so dramatic? [01:08:38] Speaker D: Yeah, he likes FaceTime. I'm gonna send you a fucking every video now because everyone thinks I'm lying. [01:08:45] Speaker C: No, I just think you're dramatic. I think you over exaggerate things, Nico. Definitely. Thanks. [01:08:49] Speaker A: That he likes Facetime. [01:08:52] Speaker D: Yeah, because he's usually. [01:08:54] Speaker A: That's. [01:08:55] Speaker D: I Facetime his mother when she's at work. [01:08:57] Speaker C: So you haven't quit the podcast. You just sick me. Yeah. [01:09:03] Speaker D: You can even still hear that I'm still sick. [01:09:05] Speaker A: I'm so. Yeah, I can definitely tell that you're still sick of like, dude, 1000%. Fuck that. Getting sick during the summer. Socks cork, by the way. I just want to throw that over there. That's terrible. [01:09:21] Speaker C: You know, I was under the assumption that Covid couldn't survive in the summertime. [01:09:26] Speaker A: I think it thrives. [01:09:27] Speaker C: I think it thrives right now. [01:09:28] Speaker A: I think it's like. I think it's flourishing. [01:09:33] Speaker C: It's a fake cough. [01:09:34] Speaker A: Oh, no, it's not. [01:09:35] Speaker B: Oh. [01:09:36] Speaker A: Like, I had that. I had that for two days. [01:09:41] Speaker D: Not even that. My eyes look how small my eyes are, dude. [01:09:45] Speaker A: It's not like I get. [01:09:51] Speaker D: Why don't you go watch a tv show without your husband, Chrissy? [01:09:55] Speaker A: I get. I get knifing pains from, like, right here down to the middle of my spine. [01:10:02] Speaker C: It's just, he's been in this house, so it's like, what's the difference if Justin was here and you're here? [01:10:07] Speaker A: I'm fine. I'm saying that's what I had, you fucking dope. We were just golfing yesterday. [01:10:12] Speaker C: I have a question for you. Are you at all shocked I did ask Nico this, that Marco's put Nico in content? [01:10:20] Speaker D: Yeah, actually, I was. [01:10:22] Speaker C: Did you gasp? Did you audibly gas? [01:10:24] Speaker D: I was. I was stunned. First I thought it was an eco video, and then I seen Mako's name under there. [01:10:30] Speaker A: I was. [01:10:31] Speaker C: Did he collab with you, or did he just. [01:10:33] Speaker A: No, I just tagged. [01:10:34] Speaker C: Okay. He just tagged him. No collab. [01:10:37] Speaker D: So it's really just his content. [01:10:38] Speaker C: Yeah, he's just. He's just stealing his personality. He'll take anything. Nico, at a couple points during golf yesterday, goes, I'm fucking built for the camera. He was just all gassed up. [01:10:51] Speaker A: The heat was. The heat was tough, but we were having a lot. We were having a lot of fun. And then I sunk that punt. So I gave the latino heat line. That was pretty nice. [01:11:00] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:11:01] Speaker A: But, yeah, now we have a lot of fun. It's good. It's nice when you have a fucking camera guy and you don't have to worry about anybody else, like, one of us having to worry about having a camera roll and that. Kids, cameras just always rolling. So that's what you say. [01:11:15] Speaker C: We have one shirtless post. I know. We got to keep it. That's definitely. What do we say by the end of the summer? By Labor Day? [01:11:21] Speaker D: Yeah, we said yeah. By September 10. [01:11:25] Speaker C: Oh, by the hundredth episode. That's right. I hundredth episode. We said. I said 14 and a half. So we need 15. [01:11:31] Speaker A: Yes. [01:11:32] Speaker C: Okay. We'll be. I'm gonna blow. He's gonna put up a collage. He's gonna put up a slide reel. We'll be fine. I'm gonna get six to 8%. Yeah, repost. [01:11:40] Speaker D: He always does these reposts. [01:11:42] Speaker C: Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. He's. He's brutal, this kid. Time of his life, man. [01:11:53] Speaker A: Adorable. [01:11:53] Speaker C: He's having more time. More fun than us. [01:11:56] Speaker A: What's up, little man? [01:11:58] Speaker C: What's up, guy? He likes these fish. [01:12:07] Speaker A: He's chilling. [01:12:20] Speaker C: All right, we'll let you go. Thank you for calling in. [01:12:22] Speaker A: Yeah, thanks for calling in. That was actually good. [01:12:24] Speaker D: Thank you guys so much. [01:12:27] Speaker C: Yeah, thank you for quitting and being the first guest since Justin. [01:12:31] Speaker A: He joined, honestly, at a perfect time, bro. I had olympics written down. He just went right on. [01:12:36] Speaker C: He went right in. He already knew. He knows how to transition. We'll give him that. [01:12:39] Speaker D: I am pretty good at transitioning. I've been thinking about getting a sex change. [01:12:43] Speaker C: I think that's a good idea. Yeah. Justina. [01:12:46] Speaker A: That's next on the transitional. Transitional mark. [01:12:49] Speaker C: And at least, like, the bitching would make sense. Justin. [01:12:53] Speaker D: Yeah, exactly. [01:12:53] Speaker C: Yeah. All right, we'll talk to you. [01:12:57] Speaker A: All right. Get better. [01:12:57] Speaker C: See ya. You know who asked to call in the farzaka? [01:13:04] Speaker A: At one point, Justin really tried to spin it on me that I was the one that got everyone sick. Yeah. Yeah. Really? That really happened. That was insane. What's also insane is I lost train of thought. Fuck. [01:13:23] Speaker C: You like fucking fading, dude. Fading fast. [01:13:25] Speaker A: No, I'm not fading. I could really use a steak and cheese. Oh, by the way, that fucking thing that used haggis in that looked like the shittiest steak and cheese, dude, I'm. [01:13:35] Speaker C: Telling you right now, it's the best steak and cheese. [01:13:38] Speaker A: And it's okay. All right, mark this. If we do end up going to joint practice next week, on Tuesday, we're in that vicinity. [01:13:46] Speaker C: We are not in that vicinity. [01:13:48] Speaker A: Okay. [01:13:49] Speaker C: That's a totally different scenario. [01:13:51] Speaker A: How is that a totally different scenario? [01:13:54] Speaker C: I'm thinking. This is what I'm thinking. [01:13:55] Speaker A: Are we down that way? [01:13:56] Speaker C: I'm thinking one of the Monday golf sweep. We plan it down that way. No, it's not down. Waltham. Waltham and Foxborough aren't next to each other. Waltham's west. [01:14:09] Speaker A: Playing one of the golfing mako. Mako. Can't make a 1040 tee time on time. [01:14:15] Speaker C: No, I think I'm gonna be in charge of, like, setting up the tee times and where we're gonna go. Corner. I hate that fucking course, yo. [01:14:22] Speaker A: Yeah, stay away from there. Loves it there. My brother, my father, love it there. [01:14:27] Speaker C: No, it is easy to get a tee time, but it's so fucking far out. [01:14:30] Speaker A: It's highway. [01:14:31] Speaker C: It's 30 minutes off the highway. That's why they call far corner. It's fucking crazy every time, dude. I've legitimately drove and, you know, drank a shit ton there. And it's like, dangerous to drive back that. It's all fucking windy. [01:14:45] Speaker B: No. [01:14:45] Speaker A: No gas stations. [01:14:48] Speaker C: I was once gonna become a member of Ipswich Country Club. I thought about doing it. Like, the course is unfucking believable. I went there, drove back. I'm like, I know for a fact if I was a member here, having a few drinks, having a few sodas. [01:15:01] Speaker A: I'm signing myself up for you. [01:15:02] Speaker C: Yes, I might as well. No, I probably just crashed into a pole and died, like, dead serious. It's just too far of a ride. You can't be driving this far. [01:15:12] Speaker A: That Gandham one doesn't seem bad. [01:15:14] Speaker C: No, Gannon. Gannon's right, Lynn. [01:15:16] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:15:16] Speaker C: Yeah, that's easy. But that course isn't. If you're gonna go become a member somewhere, go become a member at a private course. Like, the greens are unbelievable. That's what you. Gannon. Gannon was in bad shape because it was slow. [01:15:30] Speaker A: That's what you pay for. [01:15:31] Speaker C: Pay for the grain, pay for the greens. Club has the best grains. [01:15:34] Speaker A: One of the biggest things that, like, as a pet peeve. Pet peeve for my dad is, like, upkeep. [01:15:39] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:15:40] Speaker A: Like, if the shape's always in good course. [01:15:41] Speaker C: Yeah. You mean the shape's always in good course? [01:15:46] Speaker A: If the course is always in good shape. [01:15:48] Speaker C: That's crazy. [01:15:48] Speaker A: If the course is always in good shape, yeah, probably. Yo, speaking of which, I thought I was gonna fucking die when I left here. Like, I thought I was gonna fucking die. I've never felt something like that in my chest so bad. My heart felt like a rock. [01:16:10] Speaker C: Like, I think you're a pussy number one. [01:16:14] Speaker A: Okay. [01:16:14] Speaker C: Because it's like. I get it. It's an extra strong espresso bean. That's what I use. I use an extra strong. I've been testing beans for a while. This is the best bean that I think right now. Until further notice, it is strong. It's extra strong. [01:16:29] Speaker A: You didn't say any of this, but. [01:16:31] Speaker C: You only had two double espressos, essentially. [01:16:35] Speaker A: Two double espressos. Yeah. So you have to have it. Yeah. No, no one asked for that. I asked for an espresso on ice, bro. I wanted just. [01:16:44] Speaker C: And I said, do you want a mocha? I put fucking espresso. I mixed it with the Hershey syrup. Then I made a cold brew for you, shook it up for you. The thing was delicious. It was the best coffee you ever had. You said. You said it was pure, dude. [01:16:57] Speaker A: It was too pure. [01:16:59] Speaker C: Don't ask for coke. And then you get pure colombian, and then you get fucking mad. About it. [01:17:02] Speaker A: Dude, chill with that coke. That coke. Coke was crazy. That was nuts. [01:17:08] Speaker C: I had so many people being like, what the fuck's wrong with this kid? Is he a pussy? [01:17:11] Speaker A: Yeah, tell him, I guess. Yeah, I guess. Say I don't like pumping my heart with coke. That's what it felt like. It felt, like cranked. [01:17:19] Speaker C: You do have a couple coked out videos, though, that are pretty funny. [01:17:22] Speaker A: I was. [01:17:23] Speaker C: I think we gotta release those on the podcast. Like, you. You on coke and the club. [01:17:26] Speaker A: Me on coke in the club. No. It's so bad. [01:17:31] Speaker C: So bad. [01:17:31] Speaker A: I found a picture of me and Rob. Oh, my God. I don't even. I can't even recognize myself. I've, like, the worst haircut. [01:17:39] Speaker C: Why'd you go blonde there for a bit? Did you think you were like, nico shisty for a while? [01:17:44] Speaker A: Blonde. [01:17:44] Speaker C: You went blonde? You look really fucked up. [01:17:46] Speaker A: I went blonde because I was just bored and I wanted to change my hair color to red. And you gotta go blonde first. So I did that, but then I went way too blonde. Like, when I went to Florida, my hair was too blonde. Like, that's why I got minimal ass. [01:18:04] Speaker C: That's why I was just the hair. It was not the game. It was just the hair. [01:18:08] Speaker A: It's never the like. My game is never a problem. My look could definitely be deterrent, if that's even. If they even make sense. [01:18:17] Speaker C: But people would say that if you had enough game. [01:18:20] Speaker A: I can talk. [01:18:21] Speaker C: Looks wouldn't matter. Like right now, you look. Look, you know, you're fat. You're out of shape. You're in the worst shape of your life, right? [01:18:27] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah, sure. [01:18:29] Speaker C: The game's still working. [01:18:30] Speaker A: Game works. [01:18:31] Speaker C: The game works. [01:18:31] Speaker A: Game works now. [01:18:32] Speaker C: Kids running through hoes like crazy right now. [01:18:36] Speaker A: It's tough. It's tough. [01:18:38] Speaker C: Is it hot juggling them right now? [01:18:41] Speaker A: No, it's not a lot to juggle right now. [01:18:43] Speaker C: Oh, not right now. [01:18:43] Speaker A: You're in a couple. Yeah, just a couple. Two trees. [01:18:47] Speaker C: How's your coffee? Do you liking it black lately? No cream in your coffee. Is that kind of like where you're at, or is there some cream going around, too? [01:18:55] Speaker A: No, there's cream going around. [01:18:57] Speaker C: You wish it was less cream. [01:18:59] Speaker A: No, I'm happy with where I'm at. [01:19:00] Speaker C: Sappy where I am. Good. [01:19:01] Speaker A: Okay. I'm good where I'm at. [01:19:03] Speaker C: All right. [01:19:03] Speaker A: Al, I have something for you. [01:19:04] Speaker C: Okay. All right. [01:19:05] Speaker A: To segue off of that. All right, so what we're gonna do is we're gonna blind. You're gonna blind rank these jobs from from easiest to hottest, one through five. [01:19:19] Speaker C: Husband hottest. Especially when they're watching you know shit without you. [01:19:26] Speaker A: And then you're gonna give me. And then I want you to see if you can give me the gauge of their salary. [01:19:32] Speaker C: Okay. Okay. So you want me to give you a ballpark of what I think the average salary is for this position. And then you want me to see which ones are you gonna get? Name all five. And then I'm gonna. [01:19:42] Speaker A: I'm gonna give. I'm. No, I'm gonna blind rank them. Blind rank them. So you. You have to go. [01:19:48] Speaker C: Okay. Am I ranking them by salary? Who makes the most money? [01:19:51] Speaker A: You're ranking them by hot. Easiest to hottest. [01:19:54] Speaker C: Okay. [01:19:54] Speaker A: And then you're gonna. And then you're gonna guess the salary after. That's like a bonus. [01:19:58] Speaker C: Okay. [01:19:58] Speaker A: Okay. [01:19:59] Speaker C: So who's rating, who's. What's hard and what's not hard is this. Just like, the move, okay. Oh, you. This is your rating. You're ranking. [01:20:06] Speaker A: No, I don't have a ranking, but. Okay, I'm gonna determine if you got this right. [01:20:10] Speaker C: Okay. [01:20:11] Speaker A: All right. [01:20:12] Speaker C: All right. I'm good. Blind ranking. [01:20:14] Speaker A: E bomber. [01:20:16] Speaker C: E bomber. [01:20:17] Speaker A: An embalmer. [01:20:18] Speaker C: Oh, an embalmer. I was like, what the fuck? What are they doing? They throwing bombs on the Internet? All right. I actually think that that's not that hard of a job, but. So I'm gonna throw it in the. I'm gonna throw it in the four hole. I'm gonna throw that in the four hole. [01:20:33] Speaker A: Okay, so one's gonna be your hottest. [01:20:35] Speaker C: Yes. Right? Is that how you do? [01:20:36] Speaker A: All right. I was going easiest to hottest. So what went one down to five being the hottest, but the number one ranked hot. That makes sense. Yeah, you got. So five's the easiest? [01:20:45] Speaker C: Yes. [01:20:45] Speaker A: Okay, so you put in bomber. [01:20:47] Speaker C: I'm putting it at four. I feel like that's just formaldehyde. Throw it on the body. If you can deal with smells, you're good. [01:20:52] Speaker A: Okay. Private investigator. [01:20:55] Speaker C: Oh, my God. Now I wish I put a bomb. High five. That's got to be the easiest. Private investigator. [01:21:01] Speaker A: Private investigator. [01:21:02] Speaker C: I feel like I could be a private investor. I feel like any fucking woman on the planet could be a private investigator. [01:21:08] Speaker A: I feel like any woman. [01:21:09] Speaker C: Instagram and Facebook, I always say to. [01:21:11] Speaker A: All my girls at work that you guys should work for the government. [01:21:13] Speaker C: Yes. [01:21:13] Speaker A: CIA should come and hire you guys. [01:21:15] Speaker C: I agree. So, yeah, five, that's the easiest job. [01:21:22] Speaker A: Flavorist. [01:21:25] Speaker C: This is determining flavors. [01:21:27] Speaker A: Yes. [01:21:28] Speaker C: All right. So as someone that is not great at determining different tastes, like, I could say if something tastes good, but I cannot tell you, like, if I drink wine, like, I'm not like, oh, that got blackberries. That got tobacco in it. [01:21:41] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:21:41] Speaker C: That's very difficult for me to do. [01:21:42] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:21:43] Speaker C: I'm gonna put that at three, though. Cause I don't think it's like. Like, it's like a jaw that I could probably just make it up as I go along. [01:21:49] Speaker A: Okay, commercial diva. [01:21:53] Speaker C: Okay. I'm gonna put it at two. I'm gonna put it at two. Just because I bet you the pressure when you get low is kind of unbearable. That's what a commercial diver is, I'm guessing. [01:22:07] Speaker A: Yes. [01:22:07] Speaker C: They dive low. They go all the way to the ground. I've never scuba dived before in my life. Have you? [01:22:13] Speaker A: I've never. No, I've never put a tank on my back. I don't wanna. [01:22:17] Speaker C: I've heard many stories where people, like, just panic when they get to the bottom and then they have to go up, and then you have to go up a certain way. [01:22:25] Speaker A: Can you believe we've only dug? I believe, like, seven and a half miles into the earth. That's it. That's the deepest we've gone down. [01:22:32] Speaker C: You mean down into the water? [01:22:34] Speaker A: Down into the water, yeah. [01:22:35] Speaker C: Cause it's difficult. [01:22:36] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:22:37] Speaker C: Fucking difficult to get down there. You know how many people died? That's the first job that you have so far that someone could die at. [01:22:45] Speaker A: Yeah. No, there's not a lot of these that people could die. That's the only one that someone could probably die. [01:22:49] Speaker C: Yeah. I'm hoping this is a good one. That's really sucks. [01:22:51] Speaker A: And it's like crime scene clena. [01:22:55] Speaker C: Yeah. You could see some shit there. I'm gonna put that at one for the reason that, like, you're gonna see some dead babies, y'all gonna see some dead people, y'all gonna see a lot of shit. You're gonna see a lot of throw up, you're gonna see some gruesome scenes, so that would probably be the worst out of them all. [01:23:09] Speaker A: All right, so you put commercial diver at two, you put a bomber at four. [01:23:14] Speaker C: Yep. Which I really wish, if I could redo them, I'd probably flip flavor and. [01:23:21] Speaker A: Commercial diver flavor said three. [01:23:23] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:23:23] Speaker A: Crime scene cleaner was left for one, and then private investigator was five. [01:23:28] Speaker C: I don't hate the list. [01:23:29] Speaker A: Appreciate it. Yeah, it's gonna be a. This can be a new thing. [01:23:32] Speaker C: Okay. I don't hate the blind ranking of that list for that reason, but I don't know. [01:23:36] Speaker A: I don't hate I don't hear you rankings at all. I think you kind of got. You kind of got there maybe now from me because it's a new thing. Maybe pick more things that could get you killed. I just randomly looked up odd jobs, and I just looked at all these. I was like, I didn't even know a flavorist, honestly was a person that, like, I wouldn't. I personally, that's like, might be the hottest for me. Like, I can't. [01:23:57] Speaker C: That. I can't either. But. But I'm asking, like, that's what I'm saying. Like, would. What would I be good at on that? My list would be different. [01:24:05] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. I mean. [01:24:06] Speaker C: I mean, because. Might be up to the top for me. [01:24:09] Speaker A: Okay. [01:24:10] Speaker C: In terms of what I would be good at. [01:24:12] Speaker A: Flavor us would be one or two. [01:24:13] Speaker C: Yes. Personally, I think I could handle being a crime scene investigator. They're gonna handle all the other shit. [01:24:18] Speaker A: Crime scene cleaner. I. [01:24:19] Speaker C: Crime scene clean. Oh, cleaner, not investigator. Oh, so you get the worst part of that job. [01:24:24] Speaker A: Yes. You have to clean up after, like, you know, a baby had their headset off. [01:24:33] Speaker C: I just don't think I'm good with shit. Like shit or throw up would be my, what might be my beef blood, I don't think would be an issue. [01:24:40] Speaker A: Ah. [01:24:42] Speaker C: But if you're clean, okay, people hold on. [01:24:45] Speaker A: Get dead people hold on. [01:24:47] Speaker C: If you are true, if you are the cleaner, you're not touching any of the body parts. Someone else is taking those out. They ran evidence bags at that point. [01:24:54] Speaker A: They took the bat. They took the body. [01:24:56] Speaker C: They took the body out. [01:24:57] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:24:58] Speaker C: So, yeah, I'm just the remnants. [01:25:00] Speaker A: Yes. [01:25:00] Speaker C: It's got a stink. [01:25:01] Speaker A: Yeah. Oh. On bodily fluids all over the place. [01:25:04] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:25:04] Speaker A: You're in there in a hazmat suit. You don't know where you are. Could be in a basement. [01:25:08] Speaker C: Blood. Slippery, too. So you might be slipping shit. [01:25:12] Speaker A: All right, now to the pot. So I'll. We'll start from five, and we'll go up. We're gonna go off of the average salary most recently reported. [01:25:22] Speaker C: Okay. [01:25:24] Speaker A: Private investigator. [01:25:25] Speaker C: I don't think a private investigator is making a shit ton of money. I'm gonna say 81,000 lower. All right, so even less. 60. [01:25:33] Speaker A: 60. [01:25:34] Speaker C: Okay. Yeah. I was gonna say they're not making a shit ton of money. [01:25:36] Speaker A: Embalmer. [01:25:38] Speaker C: I could picture that. Getting up. I could pitch it at getting up, because I feel like you need certifications. You need to get the, I'm going to say 90. 01:00 a.m. i. Too high. [01:25:47] Speaker A: Way too high. [01:25:49] Speaker C: Really? Way too high. [01:25:51] Speaker A: 48, 45. [01:25:53] Speaker C: Oh, what a shit job that is. [01:25:55] Speaker A: That is a shit. That is a shit job. Oh, that's a shit job. [01:25:58] Speaker C: Okay. [01:25:59] Speaker A: Okay. Flavorist. [01:26:02] Speaker C: Now, this is one of those things that's like. It's got me questioning my life right now. [01:26:07] Speaker A: Like, I thought that this should be more. I thought that this should be more because I'm just. Yep. 60,000 I thought should be more. I think that's how fucking thing to do. Because people bullshit a lot. [01:26:20] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:26:20] Speaker A: A lot of people bullsh. [01:26:21] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:26:22] Speaker A: And in the restaurant industry, everywhere. But when it comes to foods and wives, they'll pay well. [01:26:26] Speaker C: They make shit up. [01:26:27] Speaker A: They pick three. Yeah. [01:26:28] Speaker C: And something that tastes to you tastes like, you know, like, if you ever look at, like, how they even, like, do wine, they're like tobacco. Like, why would you want your wine to taste like tobacco? Like grape leaves, ash, cigarettes. They say this shit, like flavor to me is, like, what it tastes like. They're saying, like, what it smells. It's crazy. They make shit up. [01:26:48] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:26:49] Speaker C: Matchsticks. They taste like matchsticks. What do you mean, matchsticks? Like, what was that thing you sucked on a matchstick? [01:26:53] Speaker A: Yeah. I want to eat them. [01:26:55] Speaker C: It's funny because my wife used to always say that goat cheese tastes like goat pissed. And I'm like, well, when was the last time you drank goat piss? That's what she thought it tasted like then. Like, certain cheeses. She's like, it tastes like feet. I'm like, are you just out there sucking people's feet and being like, that's what pecorino tastes like? [01:27:11] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:27:12] Speaker C: Like, to her, it's the smell that she's describing, that she's correlating. Yeah, she's correlating. It's the taste of it. I'm like, have you tasted this thing? Like. No, they're correlating it to a smell. [01:27:23] Speaker A: All right, commercial diver. [01:27:28] Speaker C: I think that this one is going to sneaky be the most expensive. I'm going to say 120. [01:27:34] Speaker A: Way lower. [01:27:35] Speaker C: Jesus Christ. Is anyone making any money on these jobs? [01:27:38] Speaker A: No. That's the point. Why? [01:27:40] Speaker C: I put them all together, 61. [01:27:43] Speaker A: 55 on average, as reported as. I think as far as 2019, a commercial diver makes 55,000. That seems very low. But I feel like because the job might be done in different, like, in these warmer parts for most part. [01:28:02] Speaker C: Right. [01:28:02] Speaker A: In which I would like to know, get away from here. The job just. Your, like, pay goes. Decreases, like, immensely. [01:28:12] Speaker C: Yeah, I would like to know. I guess next time you do this, give us a job description. Next time. Okay, so how about that? Like, so if you were to tell me that you say, what's the job description? That's what you're doing. [01:28:22] Speaker A: So we'll blind rank them then before we do the salary, I'll describe you. [01:28:27] Speaker C: The job, maybe describe the job before we blind rank them. [01:28:31] Speaker A: Okay. Okay. Could do that. And then you got crime scene cleaner. This one. Very wide. Wide. [01:28:39] Speaker C: It's a wide break. It's a wide breakdown. Because I'm thinking, like, I'm thinking if you pay to maid to clean your house. Cause there's probably people that just like, okay, they're just cleaning up. They don't need to do, they don't need to collect evidence. They just clean it up. So it could just be like a minimum wage job. Let's say, let's say even a little bit higher. Let's say $18 an hour times 40. Let's put it at like 750 a week. 750 times 52 weeks. Let's put it in the range at 38,000. So let's put it 38,000 to 72,000. [01:29:10] Speaker A: That's kind of fucking crazy that you just broke it down like that because it's 25 to 71. [01:29:15] Speaker D: Okay. [01:29:16] Speaker C: Okay. Exactly. That's, I was thinking in my head, like, because of the range, it's like, it could be, like, dirt cheap. That's what I'm thinking. Okay. So that's probably where it is. So if you, if you fucking have that job in Utah, you're probably making 27, 28,000. [01:29:29] Speaker A: But if you got the job, maybe up here making 67, maybe making 60, 70. Yeah, that was my one. Little ended my new segment. [01:29:37] Speaker C: I like that segment. I like it because I could see it being a clip too. That one never got a clip, but it's a good clip, at least. At least it's something clippable at least. [01:29:45] Speaker A: If you were to say, hey, what can we grab from that episode? I'm gonna grab that. [01:29:49] Speaker C: We need it. I think we need an intern to do clips or something for us. Can't like somebody like, like, listen, no. [01:29:54] Speaker A: I'm gonna pay you, but if you. [01:29:57] Speaker C: Want to come up, we'll golf with you once a month. [01:29:59] Speaker A: Once a month, we'll pay for you to golf. [01:30:01] Speaker C: We'll pay for you to golf. They will go get dinner with you. You just make clips, couple clips a week. [01:30:05] Speaker A: That's it. You know, we'll chill with you four. [01:30:09] Speaker C: We'll send Justin when we don't feel like hanging out with you and you want to hear complaints, like, maybe that's what you want, like, if you are into that, if you're into listening to people's complaints, we have the guy for you. We have a guy for you. Okay. [01:30:21] Speaker A: If you want to have a good time, shoot some golf. We got guys feel. [01:30:25] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:30:26] Speaker A: Yeah. No, I thought that. I thought that was good. That was my first. I literally just made it up off the cuff. But that was, like, what I've been wanting to do. [01:30:34] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:30:35] Speaker A: Wanted to see how it would work. Now it's easier when I. When you got you. It might be better with. With Justin as well. [01:30:44] Speaker C: Well, maybe you do two of them, one for each of us to do, and gear it towards the person. [01:30:49] Speaker A: I can do that. [01:30:50] Speaker C: Yeah. So it may be, like, for Justin, you do diseases like. [01:30:55] Speaker A: Yeah, Justin I would also do. No, I was gonna. [01:30:57] Speaker C: We just do his own ailments. Like Gerd. [01:30:59] Speaker A: Yeah. To, you know, fucking. What is he. What does he do? Like, a mandur at kings? I'll do, like, a soundcheck guy. That'd be good. Like, what do they make? They probably make dog shit money. [01:31:17] Speaker C: All right, why don't we do one for you now? I'm gonna do one for you. [01:31:19] Speaker A: You can do one for me. [01:31:20] Speaker C: Okay. Cuz I have an idea. Let's blind rank these Oklahoma sooners. [01:31:24] Speaker A: All right, bet. Awesome. [01:31:27] Speaker C: We're not. Bo's off the list. We're not putting Bo up there. [01:31:29] Speaker A: I like that. [01:31:30] Speaker C: He hasn't done enough. [01:31:31] Speaker A: All right, cool. I'm good with this. I don't know who's coming. [01:31:35] Speaker C: All right, bet you don't know who's coming. [01:31:39] Speaker A: I could already imagine five people that you're gonna name, but that's all right. That's okay. That's all right. I like this. [01:31:47] Speaker C: All right. [01:31:47] Speaker A: Okay. All right. And now my judge. Okay. Yep. Go ahead. What am I. [01:31:52] Speaker C: My question is these. Okay. We're gonna say the best players. [01:31:55] Speaker A: Not your best, not my favorite. The best to come out of Oklahoma. Okay. [01:32:00] Speaker C: Are we talking pro, or do you want college? Do you want them, like, the best Oklahoma soon, or do you want, like, best football career in general? [01:32:06] Speaker A: Ooh. That's you. That's that. You determine that. You're that guy that sets that precedent. Either I'm ranking them off of their time at Oklahoma, or am I ranking them off of their time as an NFL athlete? It's up to you. I can do either or. [01:32:26] Speaker C: All right, let's go. Let's go. [01:32:28] Speaker A: For conversation purposes, you get more out of a whole career. [01:32:32] Speaker C: Whole career. [01:32:32] Speaker A: Let's do Korea. [01:32:34] Speaker C: Baker Mayfield. [01:32:42] Speaker A: Fuck. ₩4 a. Heisman you're going for? Yeah. He won a Heisman. [01:32:48] Speaker C: He went Heisman? [01:32:49] Speaker A: He won a Heisman. [01:32:50] Speaker C: He had a pretty good year last year, too. [01:32:52] Speaker A: I know, but we're talking not just sooner, right? We're talking where they stand right now. [01:32:57] Speaker C: Yep. [01:32:57] Speaker A: It's kind of fell off in the NFL a little bit, but he's still a quality quarterback. Number four. I'm going Sam Bradford. Sam Bradford. Sam Bradford, I believe, won them a national title. Maybe not. [01:33:13] Speaker C: I don't know if he won a national. [01:33:14] Speaker A: But Sam Bradford definitely slung over first overall. [01:33:17] Speaker C: Drafted by the Rams. [01:33:18] Speaker A: So fucking pissed. [01:33:20] Speaker C: I'm making this crazy. I'm gonna make this so difficult for you. [01:33:24] Speaker A: Baker four. Should have put him at three. Put Sam it. All right. But Sam Bradford was a number one overall pick. [01:33:32] Speaker C: He. He has every record for Oklahoma. I'm pretty sure. [01:33:36] Speaker A: I'm more than positive he does, too. Cause he absolutely slung the rock at Oklahoma. Sam Braffett's gotta go five for me. He has to go five for me. [01:33:46] Speaker C: He has to go five. [01:33:47] Speaker A: He had a shitty ass career. He really did not have a good NFL career. [01:33:51] Speaker C: He didn't. He was injured a lot. [01:33:53] Speaker A: Yeah. So that's. That's useless. [01:33:56] Speaker C: Brian Bosworth. I think you should have had him at five. [01:34:01] Speaker A: They should add him at five because his career. Like, he wasn't a number one pick. I don't think the boss was the number one pick. Highly recruit, highly rated. Number three. You gotta put him number three. [01:34:12] Speaker C: I honestly should have saved him to have you put him at one, just for the graph. [01:34:19] Speaker A: Should have put bacon, too. Damn it. I like that. This. All right, go. All right, so we got Bosworth, three, baker four. Sam Bradford, fucking five. So I got one and two left. Fuck. [01:34:33] Speaker C: All right, the next two kind of. [01:34:35] Speaker A: Layups for you, okay? Adrian Peterson, number one. [01:34:38] Speaker C: You think he has to be number one? [01:34:40] Speaker A: Agent Peterson's arguably the one of the best running backs of all time. I gotta go AP number one. [01:34:45] Speaker C: That makes perfect sense that he has to be number one. He had. [01:34:47] Speaker A: I mean, like, I really should have. [01:34:48] Speaker C: Set you up, though. But if I gave you Adrian Peterson first, would you have put him at number one? [01:34:52] Speaker A: No, I would put him number two. I was thinking Adrian Pearson the whole time. You always got to leave the number one slot. I think in these, you got to leave the number one slot open. You got to leave the number five slot open when you shoot for four. [01:35:02] Speaker C: I know. That's what I was. [01:35:04] Speaker A: That is pissing. [01:35:05] Speaker C: This is good. Yeah. [01:35:07] Speaker A: This is so pissed. So, like, going forward with, like, these, however we do this, like, it's definitely got to be a different gauge on. Well, it's also how you. What? You're judging it off. [01:35:18] Speaker C: Yes. [01:35:19] Speaker A: Like, I went with different. I went from what? Hottest to easiest. [01:35:22] Speaker C: Brian Boswell. It's the biggest bus in NFL history. [01:35:25] Speaker A: Biggest boss. [01:35:25] Speaker C: You got him above Baker and Sam. [01:35:27] Speaker A: Brad and Sam. Brad. [01:35:28] Speaker C: I really wish I put that last. [01:35:29] Speaker A: It just really was this last person to go to. [01:35:32] Speaker C: I'll go cd lamb for you. [01:35:33] Speaker A: Sure. [01:35:34] Speaker C: To. [01:35:34] Speaker A: I thought you were gonna go Joe Mixon. [01:35:36] Speaker C: No, I could have really got crazy there, but. [01:35:40] Speaker A: You could have gone crazy there, but that. Yeah, that's. [01:35:42] Speaker C: I should have set you up with a boss wherever to go one. Because that was a great graphic for you because you think you're the biggest Oklahoma sooners, man. Just have him above Adrian Peterson. [01:35:50] Speaker A: That would be. That would be just a straight Mister Krabs. Like fuck, bro. Like fuck. There's some good names, though. Some good names, though. See, you can do. [01:36:00] Speaker C: There's a lot. There's a lot of people for Oklahoma. [01:36:02] Speaker A: Where it's a shit ton of people. But, like, the next one, like, if I was to do that for you and do, like, a Texas one or, like, a USC, you'd be like, holy shit. Oklahoma is, like, real cut and clean. Like, name brand, like name guys. But I feel like if I was to go to, like, USC, right? Like, do you ever seen the Sports illustrated from back in the day with the. [01:36:25] Speaker C: Oh, you mean, like, line it Reggie Bush? Is that what you're talking about? [01:36:27] Speaker A: No, no, this the three. It's the three, like, studs off the defense in what? [01:36:34] Speaker C: USC? [01:36:34] Speaker A: Yeah, USC. So I'll show you this right here, and I want you to tell me if you can name the people in the Sports Illustrated USC cover. Okay. Now, for. I get it. For all the people that aren't visually listening, but just hold on a second. Just. [01:36:59] Speaker C: Were they all on the team at the same time? Or was it, like. Is it like, one guy from each generation or what? [01:37:04] Speaker A: No, they're all on the same team at the same time. [01:37:07] Speaker C: I'm trying to think. Great. You USC defensive teams. [01:37:12] Speaker A: Yeah. You should get this. It's not too hot. All right. That's very hot to see. That is not hard to see. Can you name these three guys again? We're thinking of prime USC linebackers. There's three of them. If you want hints, you can say hints, and I will start giving hints on each individual person. [01:37:39] Speaker C: That's Clay Matthews on the right. [01:37:41] Speaker A: Okay. Clay Matthews. Yep. That's Clay Matthew cushion on the left, Brian Cushion, the sicko out of the Houston, Mariela. Ray Mona Luga. [01:37:50] Speaker C: Mona Luga. Whatever. [01:37:51] Speaker A: Ray Mona Luga. [01:37:52] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:37:53] Speaker A: Yep. Good call. [01:37:54] Speaker C: It does help. It does help 100% that all three names were on the actual Sports Illustrated thing that he showed me. I was never getting monologuous name cushion and Clay Matthews. I definitely would have got, oh, they really. But it does list the names. He didn't even look at that. You might want to like, just show the people that. Show the people in front. It says all three names on it. [01:38:20] Speaker A: Literally says all three names right on the front of the fucking. [01:38:24] Speaker C: These guys. [01:38:25] Speaker A: All right. Off of train headshot. You know, that was a little bit blurry. That was tough. That was good, though. [01:38:34] Speaker C: When you think of all time linebackers, though, I think of, I don't think of USC. I think of like, Penn State. Notre Dame always had great linebackers, dude. [01:38:46] Speaker A: For some reason, even in the game now and even like, in years to come, like, they have another kid over there right now this year. So Penn State gave you micah Parsons. Penn State now is giving you chop Robinson. That you're gonna see now have another kid. They have another kid over there now. He's, his name's, I forget what his fucking actual name is, but he caused me a very big problem. [01:39:11] Speaker C: It's crazy how certain schools, like, just have a shit ton of people that come out of it. [01:39:19] Speaker A: I mean, needless to say, miami, it's. [01:39:22] Speaker C: Like quarterbacks come from certain, certain places. You know what I mean? Like wide receivers, Alabama wide receivers, Ohio state wide receivers. [01:39:30] Speaker A: Ohio state wide receivers. [01:39:31] Speaker C: It's. [01:39:32] Speaker A: It's crazy for sure. Like linemen out of Michigan. A lot of offensive linemen out of Michigan was like, I think anywhere up. [01:39:40] Speaker C: There, anywhere in the big ten. [01:39:41] Speaker A: And that big ten, Wisconsin. The big ten. Yep. [01:39:44] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:39:44] Speaker A: Wisconsin. Those are all guys they have Minnesota. Yep. They're all, those are all guys, like built for the trenches kind of. [01:39:50] Speaker C: Big white boys. [01:39:52] Speaker A: Big burly white boys. Like, have you seen the size of Joe Alt? [01:39:57] Speaker C: Yes. Monster. [01:39:58] Speaker A: Wow. [01:39:59] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:40:01] Speaker A: Like looking right into your hallway right now. Joe Alt, I'm pretty sure would be at a head even pace with. How high is the frame upon that door? [01:40:09] Speaker C: I think most doors are 84 inches. So that's 7ft, I think. [01:40:13] Speaker A: Okay. So right underneath that door frame molding. [01:40:17] Speaker C: He'S probably what, 6869? [01:40:18] Speaker A: He's six. He's six eight. [01:40:20] Speaker C: Yeah. They're monsters. How does. [01:40:22] Speaker A: Fuck, I don't know. God bless you. I don't know what the fuck these dudes drank like, what? That baby come out at 25 pounds. [01:40:33] Speaker C: Like, does she have to wash the dishes right now? [01:40:35] Speaker A: Like, yeah, someone's got to wash the dishes. You think you can hear that? Think you can hear that right now? [01:40:39] Speaker C: I know, guys. Let us know. If you can hear the dishes being washed, let. [01:40:43] Speaker A: Let us know. I don't know. Yeah, that's right. [01:40:48] Speaker C: Okay. Keep doing them. [01:40:50] Speaker A: I'm. You know one thing that confuses me. [01:40:52] Speaker C: Yes. [01:40:53] Speaker A: If you're washing a dish like that, but have a dishwasher. [01:40:57] Speaker C: Well, because I tell. Well, that's huge. That looked like a big pan. But all you have to do is what we call pre scrape. In the. In the restaurant business, you pre scrape, you get all the shit off. You have to pre scrape, get the shit off. You do not wash it. And then you put it in the dishwasher. She refuses to that. She does full washes soap thing. The full thing. It's perfectly clean. And she still throws the dishwasher. I'm like, what are you doing, pre scrape? Just get the shit off. Throw it in there. She takes three to four x the time that a normal person takes to load a dishwasher. [01:41:25] Speaker A: Everything looks clean when it goes in the dishwasher. [01:41:28] Speaker C: It makes no sense. You're just doing double the work. And then she's wondering why it takes her so long. Yeah. [01:41:37] Speaker A: Okay. [01:41:37] Speaker C: When do you pull something out of there that's not clean? Yeah, you. Your ass isn't clean. [01:41:43] Speaker A: You don't clean dirty. You don't clean dishes. [01:41:45] Speaker C: No, I just. What I'll do is I'll take that and I'll wipe everything off so that it's clean like that. Get everything off, and then put it in. [01:41:52] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:41:52] Speaker C: Like, you just got to get the sticky stuff off. She's legit. Fully washing it. Like, she doesn't have a dishwasher. [01:41:58] Speaker A: And it's me, like, at my apartment. [01:42:01] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:42:01] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:42:01] Speaker C: And then she's throwing it in. Like, look at how long. This is one thing. She's already soaked it, uh, sponged it five times. I don't know how it's going to. [01:42:08] Speaker A: Put that glass tray in the dishwasher. I mean, that's got to be. That could definitely be eaten out of. Like, that doesn't have to go through the dishwasher. [01:42:15] Speaker C: It makes no sense. [01:42:19] Speaker A: Dishwasher is a huge help, though. [01:42:21] Speaker C: Oh, it's the best. [01:42:22] Speaker A: It's huge. Nothing like fucking dirty dishes. [01:42:27] Speaker C: There's a. Have you ever heard that thing that the ideal house should have two dishwashers. Two dishwashers, two fridges two sets of washers and dryers. [01:42:40] Speaker A: That's a lot. You don't think that's a lot? [01:42:43] Speaker C: I do. But if you have two dishwashers, you wash one, you go off of the other one. So then you pull out, and then you go off the other one. And then you just take all the clean stuff out, and then you have a full empty one. Then that becomes the wash for the next one. You stop putting your dirty dishes in the dishwasher. Then when it's ready, you put it on, and then you feed off another one. So then it's like you never have. [01:43:05] Speaker A: Nothing ever goes in your sink. [01:43:06] Speaker C: Nothing ever goes in your sink, and nothing. You don't even need stuff in you. You don't even need cabinets. You just work off of the dishwasher. [01:43:14] Speaker A: That's. That's a little weird. I feel like, just think of how my house feel. Like it's just less of a home if you do it like that. [01:43:20] Speaker C: Why you put anything in the. In the cabinets. [01:43:22] Speaker A: Why? And then you have two fridges. For what? [01:43:25] Speaker C: Well, you have drinks in one fridge. The two fridges might be a little excessive. [01:43:28] Speaker A: That's excessive. Things can go bad, you know. [01:43:30] Speaker C: Yeah. If you have a garage fridge, you definitely need two fridges in your house. [01:43:34] Speaker A: If you have a house. Yes. [01:43:36] Speaker C: Yes. You need two fridges. Like, I got. I got a drink fridge downstairs. You need a drink fridge. [01:43:41] Speaker A: I was also say you also need, like, a meat locker. So you need, like, an extra. Need a bee lock, a space. [01:43:46] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:43:47] Speaker A: Freeze. [01:43:47] Speaker C: Which, which I don't have, which is, luckily for me, I have, like, I don't know, a couple thousand square feet of freezer space within a ten minute drive. Either way, I want to go. [01:44:00] Speaker A: It takes you ten minutes to get the germ from you. [01:44:02] Speaker C: Nah, probably like, 25. [01:44:03] Speaker A: Yeah, that's what I thought. [01:44:04] Speaker C: North end takes about ten north ends way quicker. [01:44:09] Speaker A: North end for me is, like, very, very, very efficient. [01:44:14] Speaker C: So if I need steaks, I got steaks up the ass in my freezer. [01:44:19] Speaker A: You get steaks, you get the best cheeseburgers. I'll tell you that. [01:44:22] Speaker C: Which is, I think, the craziest thing that. That you just go in there and just get a cheeseburger that we just keep for kids pretty much. [01:44:29] Speaker A: And I eat, bro, I kid you not. I brought that on Sunday. Two Sundays ago. Some girls like, I'm dying for a cheeseburger. I was like, don't worry, I got you, like, oh, no. She was like, I haven't eaten anything. I was like, what about a cheeseburger could you go for a cheeseburger right now? She was like. And then, you know, we got off topic, and someone was talking about pizza. And then she's like, hey, Niko. And I was like, what's up? She's like, you think you can get me a cheeseburger? I was just like, oh, yeah, I can get you a cheeseburger. In love. In love with the cheeseburger. Literally said, it's one of the best cheeseburgers she's ever eaten. Then we gave it to my boy. That was like, just kind of, like, over off to the side. I was like, yo, man, you try this. And he was like, bro, where's this cheeseburger from? And I was just like, I told him exactly where it's from. And he was like, they serve cheeseburgers there. And I was like, bro, they have the best cheeseburgers in the world and everybody. And like, dude, they say it's crazy. [01:45:29] Speaker C: To me that you've got. [01:45:30] Speaker A: If you close your eyes. The girl said word for word verbatim. If I closed my eyes, I would have thought my dad just grilled this on the. On, like, like, on my grill for me. Like, the cheese, the taste of the burger, the cha. Everything. [01:45:42] Speaker C: It's funny. [01:45:43] Speaker A: Fucking awesome, those cheese. [01:45:45] Speaker C: Are you a blue cheese guy or no, absolutely not. Oh, I was gonna say melt some blue cheese on it. [01:45:50] Speaker A: That gets me hot. Disgusting. That's gross. I like goat cheese, though. Goat cheese is cool. I'm with goat. [01:45:59] Speaker C: You were big on those goat cheese iron cheneys, huh? [01:46:01] Speaker A: Oh, dude, those were so good. Those were so good. I'm glad I tried them. I was talking about goat cheese before because my mom used to make salads, right? Yep. Used to make salads. We used to do chicken. Like, just chicken, arugula and goat cheese or whatever else was there. That's Aaron Hernandez. [01:46:20] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. They sat a documentary. They're gonna do the documentary next month on Hulu, the American Horror story. Like, you know how they do the american story on FX? [01:46:29] Speaker A: You know how many times. [01:46:31] Speaker C: I mean, how many times are you. [01:46:32] Speaker A: Gonna fucking hear I horse, dude, the guy's dead. [01:46:35] Speaker C: He's dead, he's gay, and he's a murderer. That's it. We covered it. [01:46:40] Speaker A: I'm not gonna lie to you. And there's. There's plenty of other people that follow all three of those suits no one else is getting. [01:46:46] Speaker C: Essentially, he's OJ who sucks dick. Wolf on the side. [01:46:50] Speaker A: We don't know if he sucked. He definitely. [01:46:53] Speaker C: Oh, you think he was a top, bottom? [01:46:56] Speaker A: I I don't know. I don't want to imagine it, to be honest with you. It kind of skews me off. [01:47:00] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:47:01] Speaker A: Sorry if that offends anybody, but just what I'm saying, not the image that I need in my head. [01:47:06] Speaker C: The biggest thing. The biggest thing about Aaron Hernandez, I'm gonna tell you something. What I remember the most about him. It's not that he's gay. I don't care about that. It's really not that he even killed those people. Fuck those people. I guess in terms of, like, you had a beef with them, he's obviously a piece of shit. That doesn't bother me as much. Okay. It's that he was very infuriating to watch play because he always cut back to the middle. He would never take the sideline. He always cut back into the middle, and it made no fucking sense. He was fast. Get around the outside. Take the sideline, go up the sideline. He'd always cut back to the middle. That's what he should be remembered for. He didn't know how to run with the football. That's what he should be remembered for. [01:47:45] Speaker A: I am almost. I couldn't agree with you more in the sense that, like, I'm not gonna think about his sexuality, that I don't remember him for at all. I don't remember him for putting a gun to Orden Lloyd's eye and blasting his brain into fucking next week. I don't remember that either. Don't really, you know, again, you guys. [01:48:03] Speaker C: It'S not my beef. Everyone saw my beef on my beef. [01:48:05] Speaker A: That's not my roast beef. [01:48:07] Speaker C: Yes. [01:48:07] Speaker A: So that. But that don't have ketchup on it, so it's not mine. All right? But what I will say, I do remember hearing the end is for he was a son of a bitch to play against. He was, like, very all purpose. Like, not a lot of people ever put a tight end in the backfield. [01:48:23] Speaker C: No, I know. [01:48:24] Speaker A: I know him was successful with it, you know, you know, stayed out of his shit. [01:48:28] Speaker C: We would have more titles. Like, I'm more mad about that. Like, you would have probably had another title or two if he just stayed. Stay clean. [01:48:36] Speaker A: Because, again, nobody and when. I mean nobody still to this day, has ever ran a two tight end system the way that the Patriots ran a two tight end system with. If you. Seriously, if Aaron and the state on the straight and narrow, no pun intended, literally, the straight and narrow, he could have went down as one of the better tight ends too. [01:48:59] Speaker C: Oh, definitely. [01:49:00] Speaker A: I swear to God, what would have really been the problem with him and Rob Gronkowski? Gronkowski was a fucking. Is. It was a unicorn. And Aaron Anders was, like, this speedy. [01:49:11] Speaker C: I think you could make the argument, too. Gronk would have played more. Played more time. He would have had more seasons, because I think that at times, wearing it. Yep. They wouldn't have had a wear longevity. He would've been able to get more of a rest. [01:49:23] Speaker A: Then Gronk would've probably gone, like, three more years worth of time. If Aaron Hernandez will. [01:49:27] Speaker C: Cause Aaron, that's what he should be remembered for. For, like, kind of fucking our dynasty a little bit, cutting into the middle. You listen, you want a gang bang in the side. I'm gonna be honest. I don't care about that, because it has nothing to do with me. [01:49:39] Speaker A: Right? Like, you know, like, I love tank Dell. I think tank Dell's, like a special ass player. I think he's dope. I think you're a fucking idiot. When people of that statue, like, outside of your sport, you're hanging around still with the gang bang. Like, why? You don't have to do that anymore. You got to a point where you don't have to do that life anymore. But again, you surround yourself with fucking bad people. Bad shit's gonna happen. [01:50:02] Speaker C: Yep. [01:50:03] Speaker A: And if I'm that kid, I'm never going back. I'm never going, like, wherever I was, if it's home. We're moving. [01:50:10] Speaker C: Money changes. [01:50:10] Speaker A: We're picking up sharp. We're picking up sharp and we're moving to, you know, we gotta get out the hood. Cause again, that kid, fucking Sean. Oh, Sean Taylor. Well, Chris Henry, I think, fell out of the back of a truck. That was, like, stupid. But Sean Taylor got shot in the. [01:50:25] Speaker C: Yeah, but they try to rob him. They try to rob him. Some people came into his house. That wasn't no gang shit, Shane. [01:50:30] Speaker A: Sean Taylor. [01:50:31] Speaker C: Sean Taylor got shot in his own house. [01:50:33] Speaker A: I thought Sean Taylor got shot. No, he got shot at limousine. [01:50:36] Speaker C: Are you outside of your mind? Sean Taylor from the Redskins? What? Didn't I think that he came in on the people. They were robbing his house for his watches, and they shot him in a leg in his own house. [01:50:45] Speaker A: Oh, dude, that was pop smoke. [01:50:47] Speaker C: No, dude, that's the same thing as pop smoke. Find out where he got shot. [01:50:54] Speaker A: All right. [01:50:56] Speaker C: In his own house. [01:50:57] Speaker A: I stand corrected. [01:50:58] Speaker C: Yes. Who got shot? He got pop smoked. [01:51:01] Speaker A: He did. [01:51:01] Speaker C: On Taylor. Pop smoke. He was nasty. [01:51:06] Speaker A: That one. That one's tough. You. [01:51:09] Speaker C: Miami. [01:51:10] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. All day long. Yeah, that's one you can't, you can't get away from, I think. [01:51:15] Speaker C: Oh, robbery. Shit you can't get away from. [01:51:18] Speaker A: Can't, robbery's different. Steve McNair taking up, taking a nap on his dude. [01:51:25] Speaker C: That's, I think that that's, that would happen to me. [01:51:28] Speaker A: That is bad. You get a shotgun to the head. [01:51:31] Speaker C: The only good thing is, like, he was asleep, so he, I know. [01:51:34] Speaker A: So, like, I, Chrissy, do we know from like, a nursing standpoint if you're like, in a sleep state, do you feel any of that? [01:51:42] Speaker C: If you get your head blown off? [01:51:44] Speaker A: Head blown off and you sleep, like, do you know what the nerve would be on that? Yeah. Yeah, you're probably right. It's like if you were to just be asleep and someone put a great way to go. [01:51:58] Speaker C: If you, if I'm gonna die, Chris, you just blow my head off of my sleep. Rattle around in there. What about, what about a shotgun that you can't even see his face anymore, like dead. [01:52:10] Speaker A: It wasn't that. It wasn't that bad. [01:52:12] Speaker C: I think it was a shotgun, dude. Shotgun to the head. [01:52:14] Speaker A: They're doing it. They're doing a story on that now too. [01:52:18] Speaker C: Then she killed herself, right? [01:52:21] Speaker A: Did she? [01:52:22] Speaker C: I'm pretty sure she killed herself. She killed him, then killed herself. [01:52:25] Speaker A: Steve McNand death 15 years. What are the odds to the day? 15 years ago today, 15 years ago today, former NFL quarterback Steve McNear was killed. Oh. [01:52:39] Speaker C: Cause it was the 4 July they wrote that. That was on the 4 July. It was written. So it happened on the 4 July 2009. [01:52:45] Speaker A: Oh, that's fucking weird. [01:52:46] Speaker C: That's pretty unpatriotic. You don't kill fucking Steve McNair on fucking the 4 July. You couldn't have waited until the next day? [01:52:54] Speaker A: Mur 36 year old. He was 36 years old. He was killed by his 20 year old girlfriend. Why did she kill him that then? Committed suicide? [01:53:06] Speaker C: Yeah, she killed herself after. [01:53:07] Speaker A: The story always seemed incomplete. [01:53:09] Speaker C: 36. I'm 36, so it'd be like if I had a 20 year old girlfriend. Just blows my brain off. That's pretty crazy. [01:53:14] Speaker A: Steve McNeil's son died. [01:53:16] Speaker C: This is what happens. You don't fuck with the young girls. Dude. Dude, this is just, they're mentally unstable. Women are mentally unstable. [01:53:24] Speaker A: Anyways, Steve McNear cause of death. Shotgun shot four times. [01:53:33] Speaker C: Oh, shit. With, what does it say? Shotgun? [01:53:36] Speaker A: Police determined killed him before committing suicide. McNear was only three. S purchased a gun the night before. [01:53:44] Speaker C: She purchased the gun. [01:53:45] Speaker A: Yep. Gunshot wound. [01:53:49] Speaker C: Stevie Mac. [01:53:52] Speaker A: I don't know how he got a gun onto that. By the way, get shot in your sleep. [01:53:56] Speaker C: And McNair was the best, dude. I loved him, but I can't believe the end. The NFL at one point gave co MVP's to both Steve McNair and Peyton Manning. I feel like that was just to give Peyton Manning another fucking MVP. Give it to one. [01:54:09] Speaker A: Why would you give it speaker three on the year. [01:54:11] Speaker C: Like, the gave co MVP's to both Steve McNair and it's the. I think it's the only time it's ever been done. Done. Like, I'm going to look down. [01:54:18] Speaker A: It's got to be racist. Like. [01:54:20] Speaker C: Like, it's like you can't even give it to the black guy. [01:54:22] Speaker A: Yeah, that's tough, dude. That's. That's not. [01:54:24] Speaker C: Oh, here we go. The fartsucker. Let's see what this fucking asshole has to say. [01:54:30] Speaker B: Yo, my life to tape. [01:54:33] Speaker C: You are live to tape. Question, though, real quick. Do you think it was racist of the NFL to give a co MVP to Steve McNair and Peyton Manningen winning? Do you think they just didn't want to give it to the black man? [01:54:47] Speaker B: Was it in 2009? Because then I. Then I'd have a little more reason for it. [01:54:53] Speaker C: Why 2000 was 2009. What happened in 2009? That's when he got his head blown off. 2009. July 4. [01:54:58] Speaker A: Yes. [01:54:59] Speaker B: Right. That's right. [01:55:00] Speaker C: No, this was, I don't know, 2003, I think. [01:55:02] Speaker B: Sympathy vote. [01:55:03] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:55:04] Speaker B: Anyway, okay. [01:55:06] Speaker C: I don't want to, like, break your steam there, because it seemed like you were, like, ready to roll. [01:55:10] Speaker B: No. Yeah. You totally flatlined me. That's all right, though. I forget what I was. I had a whole opening line. [01:55:15] Speaker A: I forget what I was going to say. [01:55:16] Speaker B: But anyways, what's going on? What's up? How we doing? [01:55:20] Speaker C: I don't know. Nico's eating a fucking bagel. He's finishing his bagel that he started early today, even though he did swear off Dunkin donuts. Bagel says it makes him sick to the stomach. But he. But he is. Yeah, but he has eaten them. [01:55:31] Speaker B: No, it's a great viewing experience for the listener and the viewers. Eating. I don't like eating on the podcast. [01:55:40] Speaker C: Yep. [01:55:40] Speaker B: There's no. I mean a podcast. I mean, when you. When you think of podcasts, you think of eating. [01:55:45] Speaker C: Yeah. It's audio visual. Yep. [01:55:47] Speaker B: Yeah, right, right. Audio first, of course. Thank God you got the YouTube. So he can put his cream cheese and his butter and he can cut the thing in. [01:56:00] Speaker C: Do you get butter on your bagel? Do you go butter and cream cheese, or you just go cream cheese? [01:56:04] Speaker B: I'm not a bagel guy. [01:56:05] Speaker C: This is. [01:56:06] Speaker B: This is just. You just came to a screeching halt. [01:56:15] Speaker C: You want me to hang up, and then you can call back? [01:56:18] Speaker B: I don't even remember what I was gonna say. [01:56:20] Speaker C: So you think it's that you don't think that, like, speaks to you and your lack of talent, that I asked you a simple question to start it off, and you completely got derailed. Do you think that this is why you bad at golf? [01:56:34] Speaker B: I think that I'm just not an athlete, so I can't be athletic. That's. That's probably why. [01:56:44] Speaker C: Well, I just think it's all mental, because you're always up four or five strokes, and then you just come to a crash and halt. It's like, you know, we know. It's. It's all fine. It's like every. When you're playing the first 16 holes, it's like, September 10. Then, like, 17 and 18 turns into September 11. Yeah. [01:56:59] Speaker A: At approximately, like, nine in the morning somewhere. [01:57:05] Speaker B: Well, it's even worse when you suck and you get a hand over a couple bucks and you're like, yeah, yeah, we're going to lunch, right? And everybody says, nope, I gotta go home. Nope, I've been here since 330. Nope. I got. I got baseball practice for my kid. I got a men's softball game. [01:57:21] Speaker C: And you go, I know you want to get lunch. I get it. You want to make a whole day. [01:57:24] Speaker B: About it, play golf, which is already four and a half hours. Yep, yep. See you later at 1130. [01:57:32] Speaker A: Oh, he was mad about. [01:57:33] Speaker C: The good news is the 99 is great to just eat by yourself. So you just go there, go to the bar, eat your gold fever wings, and we'll see you next time. [01:57:42] Speaker B: Me and Gladys and Janice and all. All that blue hair funny. That are getting sword fish and lobster rolls. 999. Lobster rolls, people. [01:57:52] Speaker C: Someone actually just told me that the 99 has a great lobster roll. I said, that's so gross. [01:57:58] Speaker B: I remember the point in time. They were actually 9.99. [01:58:02] Speaker A: That's like. That's crazy. [01:58:06] Speaker B: They get to be good crab meat. [01:58:09] Speaker C: I used to slam bud selects at the 99. They were like. They were like, $3 or something. [01:58:15] Speaker B: 49, but select. [01:58:17] Speaker C: Yeah, 249. [01:58:18] Speaker B: And then you get, like, wings and skins, and then you're all set. But not anymore. Not in. Not in. Not in sleepy Joe's America. [01:58:26] Speaker C: Yeah. Harris. [01:58:27] Speaker B: So I'm down the cape, and it's craziness down here because it's rain it's like a shitty day. So I'm in Chatham. Chatham's, like a little small town, popular downtown area. We just throw 45 minutes to get through downtown to not find a parking spot and not put our name in for dinner. [01:58:47] Speaker C: What do you mean? [01:58:48] Speaker B: Go to another restaurant to put our name in somewhere else? In which. On the front door this is full circle is a 4% convenience fee. [01:58:59] Speaker C: Yep. [01:59:00] Speaker B: Using a credit or debit card. [01:59:02] Speaker C: This is what they do. This is what they're doing. Yeah. [01:59:05] Speaker B: The menu reflects a cash price, right? Ridiculous. [01:59:11] Speaker C: This is what they doing nowadays. They're kind of like. Well, I see it the opposite way. Like, you get a cash discount where they'll take the 4% off if you pay the cash. Right, but. [01:59:22] Speaker B: Right, but nobody's got cash. Nobody. Nobody's running around cash anymore. [01:59:25] Speaker C: No. Yeah, they're just doing this. You're basically paying their credit card fees. It's pretty fucked up, someone trying to get us to do that. [01:59:32] Speaker A: And it's not going away. [01:59:33] Speaker B: It's not going to go away. It's never going to go away. This is just a new thing now. So you're just going to get smoked. You're everywhere you go. So, I mean, you go to Burger King. Listen, I'm number one Burger King fan. I'll die for the king, okay? I'll die for the king. [01:59:49] Speaker C: So Burger King's onion is your goaded fast food. [01:59:53] Speaker B: You used to be able to get a free fry, I believe, every day you could get a free fry any size on the app. Then it went down to, you get one free fry a week. But you can get a dollar 50 fry any other time that you go every day. Now they just do one free fry a week. There's no $1.50 fry. There's no $1.50 onion ring. [02:00:16] Speaker A: Nothing. [02:00:16] Speaker D: Nothing. [02:00:17] Speaker B: It's ridiculous. [02:00:18] Speaker C: My question is, do you think you should start your own podcast as fast food with Farzaka? Like, just like. Just like you tell all the deals, you know, prices. [02:00:27] Speaker A: Are you sure you're not jewish? That's crazy. That was a crazy rundown. It was a dog. [02:00:35] Speaker C: No, we do love the king. [02:00:36] Speaker A: I'll die for the king. [02:00:37] Speaker C: They got the best barbecue sauce. Sauce on the planet. [02:00:39] Speaker A: This is the best burger in the world. Like rodeo burger. [02:00:42] Speaker B: Listen, I don't even know. I don't even want to know how they get it to taste like that, but I don't want to know. It's like you don't want to see how the sausage is made as long as it's hot. And by the way, there was a lot. I looked. McDonald's app. Now we're talking about McDonald's. This is terrible. I had like a bunch of things about this. [02:01:06] Speaker C: Fast food. This is our new segment, fast food with Fazeco. All right, McDonald's out. [02:01:14] Speaker B: Until a few weeks ago, I think they probably caught on to people complaining, you know, a triple cheeseburger costed less than a double cheeseburger. [02:01:24] Speaker C: No, that's not possible. No, it's not. [02:01:28] Speaker B: Yes. And up until, up until the, now it's, now it's the other way. Like it should be. Now I try to wrap my head around it, like if it's a convenience thing or whatever, I go, there's no convenience. You get more meat and it's cheaper. Like, how does that even work? [02:01:49] Speaker C: So you were just sitting there being like, I cannot believe this triple cheeseburger costs more than that. [02:01:54] Speaker A: And no, no one's talking about, no. [02:01:56] Speaker C: One'S talking about it. Do you think you're the only person on the planet that actually has the McDonald's app? [02:02:03] Speaker B: I wasn't the only one. I mentioned to somebody else and they couldn't believe it either. Somebody at my work. I believe we're talking about fast food. [02:02:11] Speaker C: Jesus Christ. [02:02:12] Speaker A: Chrissy, Chrissy, that was a little nuts. [02:02:14] Speaker C: You're like throwing ice into it. Slamming that Stanley. [02:02:16] Speaker A: Ice into the Stanley and slammed the Stanley on the granite top. All right. [02:02:21] Speaker B: I think it's amazing that you let her get away with just like constantly interrupting. [02:02:25] Speaker C: I'm gonna be honest, if this was the fifties, she would have been fucking punched as hot as she could right in the face. If I was a fifties husband, dude, she would have been fucking decked right now. Just laid out barefoot, pregnant in the kitchen. Yeah. [02:02:41] Speaker B: I was actually watching. This is. Okay, you ready? So we'll reset. This is what I was gonna, okay, reset call with is I was, oh, I saw, I called late. I was too busy watching Bill Buchanan's first week of road to glory. Has anybody, I mean, I can't believe people are missing this. It's great shit. Great shit. [02:03:01] Speaker C: Bill Buchanan. Because you said, bill, you did that on purpose. Was that, was that part of the gimmick? [02:03:06] Speaker A: Part of the gimmick? [02:03:07] Speaker B: I actually think Billy, Bill Buchanan was like John Cena's like muscle when he first like debuted. Justin wouldn't know that because he's not a wrestling guy. No idea. [02:03:19] Speaker C: I will agree. You do call him out on a shit. [02:03:22] Speaker B: Oh, I want to know what the holdup is with the road to glory. Yeah, this is. I think the game's been out for a month now. [02:03:29] Speaker A: Maybe three weeks tomorrow. [02:03:31] Speaker B: Definitely. [02:03:31] Speaker A: Definitely three weeks tomorrow, buddy. [02:03:33] Speaker C: He's doing it every Wednesday. [02:03:35] Speaker B: It was tomorrow. It was yesterday. Is the today that you thought about tomorrow? You said tomorrow last week. [02:03:41] Speaker A: No, I did it last week. I. Yeah. [02:03:46] Speaker C: Did you not know that he's actually streamed? [02:03:49] Speaker B: Well, that's not good. [02:03:51] Speaker A: If. [02:03:51] Speaker B: I don't know. [02:03:54] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:03:54] Speaker C: So you're not even paying attention. [02:03:56] Speaker B: You know what? [02:03:57] Speaker A: You know what? [02:03:58] Speaker B: I'm not paying attention. You know why? Because my own step brother doesn't even follow me on Instagram, so I don't follow him. [02:04:03] Speaker A: I don't. [02:04:04] Speaker B: No, he doesn't. [02:04:05] Speaker A: He does not. I think I unfollowed you because you pissed me off. [02:04:08] Speaker B: He does not. All right, but that's. So that's my. I mean, if we go on blame pie, I'd probably go 75% Nico. [02:04:19] Speaker C: Okay, so it's Niko's. Well, I will say that we didn't put it on, that we should put on the show. [02:04:24] Speaker A: Alex is, like, the biggest. I can tell. Tell. He's already a big dicker on fucking Instagram because he's got 1500 followers. He only follows 800 people, and he has nine posts. [02:04:33] Speaker B: So he joined scrimmage or whatever sports betting company. He says, I can't get. I can't have these people. I gotta keep this close to the best. I can't have these people close tonight. [02:04:44] Speaker C: Okay. [02:04:45] Speaker B: He thought he was gonna blow up when he went to play maker better or wherever he went. [02:04:51] Speaker C: Yeah. Playmaker. My question is, have you been all been shocked that Mako's actually including Niko content? [02:05:00] Speaker B: Um, I. I saw my stopwatch going for how long that video is going to stay up. [02:05:08] Speaker C: Okay. [02:05:09] Speaker B: It's. It's still going. I'm surprised it's still up there. [02:05:12] Speaker C: Yeah. [02:05:13] Speaker A: I want to check the comments. [02:05:15] Speaker B: I. I want to know what will happen first, when. What will happen? Whether the video was Nico or he uploads the golf video completely exposing himself. That's all I want to know. [02:05:30] Speaker C: Why won't you golf with him? [02:05:33] Speaker B: I. You know, the more that I don't want to, the more that I kind of want to, like, just ruin this day. [02:05:40] Speaker C: So you think you'd get in his head? [02:05:43] Speaker B: I mean, it doesn't take much, and I don't want to. I don't like to ruin people's time. When we. When you golf, like, I just keep to myself. [02:05:51] Speaker C: Yeah. [02:05:51] Speaker B: I think, you know, if I'm having a bad time. [02:05:53] Speaker C: Yeah, because you're not at all antagonistic or anything like that in general? [02:05:57] Speaker B: No, no, not. You know what? No. Yeah, not at all. I mean, I'm as happy as can be. It's gonna rain all week here, and I've only convinced my parents to leave one day early. Only one. Only one. So we're gonna cut our vacation show one day early because of the weather. But no, I don't know. This. This golf stuff for him is gonna come to a head very, very soon. [02:06:19] Speaker C: I have a question for you, and then we'll get back to Mako. Are you and your parents sharing a room? Like, did you guys get like a. Two queens and you're sleeping in the same room as them? Or did you guys rent a house? [02:06:30] Speaker B: No, no, no. We have rented the same house in Chatham for the past 14 or 15 years or whatever. [02:06:37] Speaker C: Okay, so you're in the same exact house. Okay, I was just wondering that, because you keep saying you're on, you know, you go on vacation with your parents, they. They fucked up the reservation at the place, and then you went to another dinner place. I wasn't sure, like, how this was going on. Like, fat sucker is a 23 year old man. Like, is he really still like a twelve year old? [02:06:56] Speaker B: Well, as long as I don't have to pay, I'm up for anything, so I'm game, you know? [02:07:00] Speaker C: Okay. So it's. It's more of a free thing. If it's free, it's for me. Is that free? [02:07:05] Speaker B: It's for me. [02:07:06] Speaker C: Yes. [02:07:06] Speaker B: It's my new instagram tag. That's my new instagram. [02:07:09] Speaker C: I like it. Okay. [02:07:10] Speaker B: That's for sure. [02:07:11] Speaker C: But getting back to Marco, you don't. You don't believe his scores? Is that what you're saying? [02:07:17] Speaker B: No, no. He's in that new thing where you think you can just throw a ball down and hit it and then you hit the second or third one. Well, you play that one, you go, yep. Yep. I got a four. Yep. I got a five. Yep. I need birdie. Yep. [02:07:33] Speaker C: Yeah, I would say maybe. Maybe that's going on. What do you think, Niko? You think that that's how. What he's living in? [02:07:40] Speaker A: I think it's very. I think it's very, very fabricated. [02:07:43] Speaker B: I think people have told me that multiple people, not just one person that we might know that could be on the other side of the phone, said that his 99 yesterday at wasn't Shaker. [02:08:00] Speaker A: Hills, wherever it might have been. [02:08:01] Speaker B: Far corner in Boxford, Mass. 27 holes. Great, great track. [02:08:07] Speaker C: Bill Flynn's course. It's Bill Flynn, he runs. [02:08:09] Speaker B: Somebody might have told me that he might have shot more of a 110 or 115 rather than a 99. And also had a video crew with him. [02:08:23] Speaker A: Yeah, Alex, I was on site for that. That's the craziest 99 I've ever seen. Oh, easily. And I am one kid. I'm one kid. Al's golf of me plenty of times. I don't have to lie about my score. I don't like, you know, a stroke here or there is one thing, but like taking. I don't take Mulligan's. [02:08:45] Speaker C: No. [02:08:45] Speaker A: Ever really, like, at all. I don't actually ever do that. Provisionals is one thing. That's an actual. That's an actual thing in golf. But this motherfucker is making up like a gallery ball. Like, I get it. That's a saying. But it's just like another thing I feel like Marco's throwing out there. Just get a stroke back. [02:09:03] Speaker C: Let me ask you a question. He went four holes at one point. There was a stroke at the beginning. He went pa, pa, birdy pa. Those four. With any of those four accurate? [02:09:13] Speaker A: I think only one was. I think only one might have been accurate when he chipped in from the hill on. On two. So even if they got that on. [02:09:22] Speaker B: Camera, even if he threw down another ball. [02:09:25] Speaker C: Yeah, but didn't he put it into the woods to start? [02:09:28] Speaker B: If he put that on the ball, every hole that would. At least. [02:09:32] Speaker A: That's still a birdie. Oh no, it's not. Cuz you're hidden from three. And then your chipping shot would have been forced. You would have pod. [02:09:39] Speaker C: Yeah. [02:09:39] Speaker B: So that's a three shot swing. [02:09:41] Speaker C: I know. [02:09:42] Speaker A: It's a lot. It's a lot. Listen, we track up, we're a little dizzy. [02:09:46] Speaker C: We're a little dizzy. [02:09:46] Speaker A: I gotta sl. We gotta slip the cameraman like $25 next time we're out to say, hey, listen, when you go back and look at this, I seriously, I'll pay you individually. I want you to count mako strokes. I just want you to. [02:10:01] Speaker B: Free. I'll do it for free. I'm in. You know what I mean? [02:10:04] Speaker C: You're in jail just for free. Yeah, we gotta know. [02:10:07] Speaker A: But he can't. [02:10:08] Speaker C: He can't know though. [02:10:09] Speaker A: He's the. Yeah, he can't know. Like if you were to show up, you would know that. Like if we gotta get somebody that's off the record. I gotta get him to count the strokes. [02:10:20] Speaker C: Fat Tucker is an avid golfer. I got a question for you. You don't give a fuck about people, if they take Mulligan's, like, on an actual day, but just don't compare scores to people. Right? Is that how you kind of feel? Cause that's kind of how I feel. [02:10:33] Speaker A: He did put you in yours. He put your score in his score, right up on the top of each other. [02:10:38] Speaker B: Listen, I don't. I don't love a mulligan. I don't love when people hit a provisional when they hit it into the hazard. I don't love when people hit a mulligan. When they just pop it and it's actually, like, 150 yards in the fairway. I don't love that. I'm good for a breakfast ball. I'll let somebody do that. But once you start turning into the driving range, it's when you're like, all right, let's go. Like, we're already at a four and. [02:11:02] Speaker D: A half hour round. [02:11:03] Speaker B: Why don't we get going? Pet peeve out of all that is the hit it into the woods and it's a hazard. But you're gonna hit another one like this. Stakes here for a reason. If you're a real golfer, you should know. You get stroking distance. You put it right next to the thing, you hit it again, and you can make a five. You don't have to hit another. Drive into the woods again, right there and hit it. You don't even have to count it. You don't even. You go one, you try drop two, and you hit the third one. That's it. [02:11:32] Speaker A: It's crazy. Oh, my God. It's so crazy how he's. How he's been trying to keep track or whatever it is. I swear. He just can't keep track of it. And he doesn't understand what lying means. So if he's lying. [02:11:45] Speaker B: Shrink the game. [02:11:46] Speaker C: Shrink the game. That's. That's his thing, like, don't grow the game, shrink the game. We need less people involved in golf. That's what he said. [02:11:53] Speaker B: A hundred percent. [02:11:55] Speaker A: Cut off the dead end. [02:11:59] Speaker B: No more. No more new people. No more new golfers. [02:12:01] Speaker A: We got. We gotta go. We got. Oh, I'm glad I got in when I got in then. So we gotta go down next time, towards your way. Alex. [02:12:10] Speaker C: Oh, Waverly. We gotta hit Waverly. Having it, Waverly. This year. [02:12:13] Speaker B: Nico. [02:12:14] Speaker C: Nico. [02:12:14] Speaker B: There are so many. There's so many more nicer courses down the south shore than the north shore. [02:12:20] Speaker A: Yeah, I'm gonna. Yeah, I'm definitely. [02:12:24] Speaker C: They got more room. [02:12:25] Speaker A: Definitely. On. On a day off. I'm definitely just gonna have to start taking a drive down there. And they're not like too crazy of a drive. [02:12:33] Speaker B: I mean, if you go in the middle of, if you leave in the morning, I wouldn't do that. Or you guys gonna do the whole city thing. [02:12:39] Speaker D: So. [02:12:39] Speaker B: No, if you go like mid afternoon, if you're going for a one or 02:00 round, then you go, I get back. [02:12:45] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:12:46] Speaker B: Like five or six in the morning. You get to be early and then you're done. You don't hit traffic either way. [02:12:51] Speaker C: Oh, that's what I say. That's what I say. These fucking kids. [02:12:55] Speaker A: So you're, you like going five, six in the morning? [02:12:58] Speaker B: Yeah. Nico, it's not fault that you, you know, Nico's fine. [02:13:03] Speaker C: Nico makes the early time. [02:13:04] Speaker A: No, I'm, listen, if I made that time in Harvard mass, I was there an hour and a half early. I can make any time. [02:13:09] Speaker B: The Gannon one in the morning. [02:13:12] Speaker A: I, I was, I was there. I was early. [02:13:14] Speaker C: I know he's saying it's not his fault. You were too early. [02:13:18] Speaker A: I was too early. I just was listening to you, which was a terrible idea. [02:13:23] Speaker B: Yeah, everybody listens to Al. [02:13:25] Speaker C: He goes, what time should you leave? I'm like, yeah, I'm probably leaving at 330, like, fucking with them. [02:13:31] Speaker B: Sarcasm works, apparently. [02:13:33] Speaker A: I know, I left, I was just being on. I left, I was out. I'm like, oh, it's an hour away, 330. All right, tea times at 730. That's kind of crazy. I'm gonna show up there at 430, but all right, I guess the boys are all going to be there, going to be fired up. I was legit delirious in the parking lot. [02:13:48] Speaker C: Here's, here's the difference between Nico. Nico's coachable. That's one thing you got to give him. He's coachable. He learns. Mako refuses to learn. Mako is late again for the tee time. Does that surprise you? [02:14:00] Speaker B: Okay, so that. I can't stand that. I would just, I would if it was him. Like, I wouldn't wait. Like, I hate when people are late to tea times. I hate, like, I feel Badlande and like, I have anxiety because I'm like, oh, shit, everybody's waiting for me because, yeah, it's different. [02:14:16] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:14:17] Speaker B: Golf isn't like a reservation at a restaurant. It's not like a movie. It's not like something a little low risk. [02:14:26] Speaker A: Yeah. There's no grace period. [02:14:28] Speaker B: You, you have people waiting on you. [02:14:30] Speaker A: Yep, yep. [02:14:32] Speaker B: People that can easily, like the whole round dictates if you show up or you don't. You show up on time. [02:14:40] Speaker A: You show up later and then complains about pace of play when it's like, oh, the two guys that are dicking around in front of us, guess what? We would have been ahead of those guys if you were just fucking nearly on time. [02:14:53] Speaker B: Well, I can't imagine that the pace of playing is actually great when you're playing with him. When you're taking Mulligan's and you're looking for your ball. [02:15:01] Speaker C: He actually plays quick. [02:15:03] Speaker A: He plays quick. Not his. That's not the problem. Like, it's not like he looks in his bag and goes, he actually does less of that, Alex. Like, he does less thinking as far as, like every. Every tee box, Alex, no matter if it's 180 odd pot three or 560 odd pot five, I know he's going to take his driver out of his bag and head it off the tee box. [02:15:26] Speaker B: Well, okay, that's good, but quick. There's a. It's not even a story. But the one time or recently that. I mean, I've golf at Marco before, but there was way four, five, six years. This is before golf. Mark, the father's day golf. I t box. And Nikko, Marco, your father, and whoever else, magic Mark and Mark is just having a screaming match with your father. It's not your fault. It's not your fault. Blah, blah, blah. We gotta take a chill pill. Like, it's not that deep. We're just out here having a good time. I don't know why he's saying, oh, I'm just. I'm just so competitive. I'm just this and that. [02:16:13] Speaker A: Blah, blah, blah. [02:16:14] Speaker C: Yeah, that's him. [02:16:15] Speaker A: I'm just ultra competitive. He says to me, okay, you're ultra. [02:16:18] Speaker B: Competitive, but you shot 119. But you said you shot this. It's like, okay, but anyway. [02:16:26] Speaker C: Yeah, but anyways, what I will say is his etiquette is not great. He was probably. Would you say he was on the green seven out of the 18 greens while we were trying to hit on? [02:16:37] Speaker A: And then you try and talk to him and tell him, because, like, I don't know. I've learned all this from my friends, from you. I've like, al has been my golf coach this year. [02:16:47] Speaker B: Real quick, I get a jump, my reserve, my table's ready. But I just want to leave off with shrink the game and excited for week two of bouquet tomorrow. All right. [02:16:58] Speaker C: Yeah. Get in the comments. Shit on. [02:17:00] Speaker A: Yeah. Maybe fucking stop by, show up. We had fucking 16 people show up last week. That was great. We're going to look for a better turnout. [02:17:06] Speaker B: It's better than zero. [02:17:08] Speaker A: Yeah. That's right, baby. That's right. [02:17:10] Speaker B: All right, boys. [02:17:11] Speaker C: Keep. [02:17:11] Speaker A: All right. See, we're smart. We're starting to fit with maybe. Maybe we're start to be on something because that's good. I like. [02:17:23] Speaker C: Okay, we need to do number one is I have to get the cord so that we can just pipe them in. I don't have to hold the fucking phone. [02:17:29] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:17:29] Speaker C: What you're saying. [02:17:30] Speaker A: Well, no, that's not what I was saying. We also could have easily gotten. I have one for like a car mount or a tripod thing, and just put the phone on the tripod and just leave it right there. Oh, no. Be Sam to loop it in because. [02:17:45] Speaker C: You'Re gonna get better audio. [02:17:46] Speaker A: You're gonna get better audio. [02:17:49] Speaker C: Yeah. It's not a big deal. It's the cord. Then you can make phone calls. We would like to hear from some of the fans. We forgot to ask him what we should do for episode 100 because that's. That's the running thing we're going to do right now. [02:18:00] Speaker A: This Dunkin donuts bagels. It's hit. I mean, it's definitely. [02:18:04] Speaker C: You didn't know that was going to happen. [02:18:05] Speaker A: No, I know, and it's. There it is again. It's the same feeling that I've had in Braintree. [02:18:11] Speaker C: You see me as shit. [02:18:12] Speaker A: I'm not going to do it here at all. I will. [02:18:14] Speaker C: I got a basement. I got a basement bathroom. [02:18:16] Speaker A: I live down the street. It's totally fine. [02:18:18] Speaker C: I got a bidet. You don't have a bidet. [02:18:20] Speaker A: I don't want a bidet. [02:18:22] Speaker C: That's why your ass probably stinks. [02:18:24] Speaker A: Dude, my ass is good. I got. Dude. Why I do it? I got. We got multiple forms of wiping, all right? Between toilet paper and dude wipes. What else do I need out? What else? Let's not overcomplicate life. [02:18:36] Speaker C: I think if I put a gas. If I put. [02:18:38] Speaker A: I need Hydra like a yemenite fucking hydro pressured japanese device to shoot a fucking squirt. Gunshot into my ass? [02:18:48] Speaker C: Yes. [02:18:48] Speaker A: No, I'm good, thanks. [02:18:50] Speaker C: You shit that much? It's gross. [02:18:51] Speaker A: I do. [02:18:52] Speaker C: But I think that you asked 50 people if you asked. If you asked anybody, really, would you rather suck Al's cinnamon ring off fresh off of bidet, or Niko's fresh off of a shot? Dude. Dude wipe? They'd rather do mine. They'd rather eat out of mine. They'd rather eat a bulleteros out of my asshole than your asshole because of the bidet. The bidet makes the difference. [02:19:15] Speaker A: I don't think. Bidet really? It's like, you just. It's just fucking. [02:19:18] Speaker B: What? [02:19:18] Speaker A: We're firing water up there and just. [02:19:20] Speaker C: You know, blasting water, dudes. Like pressure hose. Yeah, it's like a pressure wash. You ever just pressure wash your house? Like, the siding on your house? Try to wipe it with a towel? [02:19:31] Speaker A: See the difference? [02:19:32] Speaker C: Yeah. Do you ever watch those videos on TikTok? Sometimes I get lost in them. [02:19:35] Speaker A: Me too. [02:19:35] Speaker C: That's what's happening to my asshole. [02:19:36] Speaker A: Me too. What? Really? The ones I'll really get lost in is just the guy that offers to cut the yard for free. [02:19:42] Speaker C: Oh, I get that, too. A lot. I'm in that. I'm in that algorithm. [02:19:45] Speaker A: I'm like, wow, this is. [02:19:46] Speaker C: This is good. [02:19:48] Speaker A: I haven't seen in a minute. And, like, some people get pissed and, like, offended. It's like homeboy is literally sitting on your front porch, offering you to do something that you haven't been able to do in probably, like, three years, and he's offering to do it for. And you're gonna sit there and even remotely, not even say the words back. Yeah, or thank you, or thank you. [02:20:11] Speaker C: They're probably embarrassed. But I love the ones when it's like there was a fucking sidewalk there. You're telling me there was a fucking pathway? It's like there's all grass, and all of a sudden there's a beautiful fucking sidewalk. [02:20:22] Speaker A: There's, like, this very nicely finished cement pathway that walks up to the house. Like, what? Where the fuck did that come from? [02:20:31] Speaker C: Yeah, I love all the way that. [02:20:32] Speaker A: He, like, I don't know. Like, whenever there's, like, corroded curbs or something like that, or, like, edges, he's able to, like, fight. He, like, gets right alongside of them. Another video and other videos that have also been like that. I can watch people making rugs. I was, for a small time, wanting to get all the stuff to make rugs because I thought it was dead easy. [02:20:53] Speaker C: Like tapestry. Like sewing. Sewing. You want to sew a rug. [02:20:56] Speaker A: Like, you know how they put it up on the biggest wall with the projector and then they outline it? Yeah, yeah. [02:21:02] Speaker C: What kind of rug were you gonna fucking make? [02:21:04] Speaker A: A bunch of Pokemon. [02:21:06] Speaker C: You should make Pokemon. So that's the job you want? You just want to be, like, making gay pokemons for people. [02:21:11] Speaker A: You throw the adjective out there of gay. But, you know, as much as I know that that is something that people will love for years and years. I don't know if that level ever go away until, like, maybe your kids grow up to be, like, actual adults and they'll never have an idea of what a first generation Pokemon is. But needless to say, obviously do other things. But if I was to just strictly make rugs based off of first generational Pokemon, I could make a living. [02:21:39] Speaker C: We can't even get you to hit record and play a video game more than once a week, and you're gonna fucking make. [02:21:45] Speaker A: I'm just saying. [02:21:46] Speaker C: Pikachu, fucking rugs. [02:21:48] Speaker A: Theoretical world. [02:21:49] Speaker C: Charizard rugs. [02:21:51] Speaker A: If I was to make rugs off of first generation Pokemon, I would. I think I'd be okay. [02:21:58] Speaker C: Yeah. I think if you put your mind to fucking anything and actually put, like, effort into it, yes, you'd be okay. I just cannot see you having the skill. You can't even draw. [02:22:09] Speaker A: You've never seen me draw. Let's play pictionary next episode. Let's see who wins. I'm good at drawing. [02:22:18] Speaker C: I don't believe. Yeah, you could draw my door. You could draw a door. [02:22:21] Speaker A: I could draw a rubber band. [02:22:24] Speaker C: You mean you could draw in a lot? [02:22:25] Speaker A: You could draw a circle, draw 3d rubber bands. [02:22:28] Speaker C: That's. Anyone could do that. I'm a bad drawer. And I could draw a 3d rubber band. [02:22:33] Speaker A: See, it's that. [02:22:35] Speaker C: Yeah, but you could draw a fucking pikachu right now. You know, not only can you draw it, you can make it into a fucking rug. That's not normal. That's not normal that you think you could do that, that. [02:22:50] Speaker A: It's a little different. [02:22:51] Speaker C: Fats. I can just text me. Is there no Justin today? It was. He just being a zero per usual. [02:22:55] Speaker A: No Justin today just. [02:22:57] Speaker C: I'm gonna say always a zero. [02:23:01] Speaker A: Could just say it was on the. Is on the IO. [02:23:03] Speaker C: Always a zero, we're gonna say. So I'm. Listen, keep an eye out for Niko's rugs. What would you call the company? [02:23:12] Speaker A: Shut the fuck up. What I'm saying is if. If anybody out there, I'll give you a great idea. If you're a rug enthusiast, make first generation Pokemon, which I'm sure you already have, and I'm sure people will buy the shit up out of. When you say first so many, there's a hope there's over a hundred of. [02:23:30] Speaker C: Them, but okay, here's another thing. Great. Someone's making a first. Who the fuck wants a fucking charizard in their living room? I only know two Pokemon. I only know two Pokemon. So you only Pikachu and Charizard. That's it. [02:23:43] Speaker A: That's it. [02:23:43] Speaker C: That's it. [02:23:44] Speaker A: And guess what? You can make those two. To start, they'd sell like fucking wildfire. [02:23:48] Speaker C: But who would want that? [02:23:49] Speaker A: They live different color. What if you make it light blue? Whoa. Whoa. [02:23:54] Speaker C: I don't think anyone's gonna get that jacked up. [02:23:56] Speaker A: Whoa. Yeah. Whoa. Watch out, cuz. Guess what? There's also a black jazz odd, cuz. That's actually a real thing, not a diverse thing. That's a real thing. So then you could even just make black charizards and regular Charizard rugs. But what about just. Why don't we take it back a notch? What if you make little floor mats just this big? [02:24:16] Speaker C: My question is, does the black charizard get caught quicker than the regular charizard? They're faster. [02:24:25] Speaker A: I think he's faster. He's bigger. He's everything black Chazd, actually, I just want to let you know, pretty sure he's a better version of Chaz. That could. I'm don't. I could be wrong. Could be right. [02:24:38] Speaker C: He's basically the Jackie Robinson of Pokemon. [02:24:41] Speaker A: He's basically a freak of fucking nature. Yeah, okay. But, yeah, I'm telling you, like, even if you were to just make cha manda, which, again, this is when you get the choice at the beginning. I know you've never. You've never, ever been associated with Pokemon because you're a loser. You get three choices. Fire, leaf or water. And it's squirtle, bulbasaur and charmander. [02:25:07] Speaker C: I get what you're saying, that there's a lot of gay parts to this. With the fire, the water, the leaf, the YMCA. [02:25:12] Speaker A: What you're saying is also rock and the village people. Like, I get it. And ghosts. [02:25:17] Speaker C: But you, who wants that on a rug. [02:25:21] Speaker A: Dude? This I can see if it was. [02:25:23] Speaker C: Like, a picture of something. [02:25:25] Speaker A: Like, without a doubt, there's people that would buy that shit that, like, what else would you make a fucking rug for? Those are things that can go on a rug. [02:25:34] Speaker C: Rugs are things that you just throw that people like. Like, think looks half decent. [02:25:39] Speaker A: I mean, not one that's like, fucking 20ft for your living room. Like, no, we'd probably have to go with a different route, but just something small, something for, like, your kids bedroom. [02:25:49] Speaker C: Pokemon rugs, bro. [02:25:51] Speaker A: They'll go crazy. Yeah, that, like, you get. Are you shitting me? Dude? That was a. [02:25:57] Speaker C: They already exist. [02:25:58] Speaker A: Of course they already exist. [02:26:00] Speaker C: Oh, you talk about the card. You want to make the full card. [02:26:02] Speaker A: That's all the cut out. That's cool. Too. [02:26:05] Speaker C: But look at that. [02:26:06] Speaker A: Look at that. [02:26:08] Speaker C: Who's putting that in besides a kid? That's. [02:26:09] Speaker A: How much of those? [02:26:11] Speaker C: 60. $70 for the. For the game boy ones. [02:26:14] Speaker A: I'm gonna buy. [02:26:15] Speaker C: Cut out to 150. [02:26:16] Speaker A: I'm getting the buy. Yeah. That Sapphire game. Cause that's that. Or that ruby. Not Ruby. If that. I'd play. Yeah. Are you having a stroke? [02:26:30] Speaker C: I don't know. My hands were shaking. Probably need a little more. [02:26:32] Speaker A: Uh, no, you probably don't. [02:26:34] Speaker C: Razz me up, kidde. All right. I think this is a pretty good episode. I'm sure we already ran out of storage space for it because it feels like it was longer than it was supposed to be. But I feel like when me and Nico get in the. Get in the lab and we don't have someone just being like, are we done yet? Are we done yet? [02:26:54] Speaker A: What's next? [02:26:55] Speaker C: What's next? [02:26:56] Speaker A: Anything else? [02:26:56] Speaker C: Start talking. And there's absolutely zero direction to the episode. I will agree with that. That we don't even know what's going on. We got into fucking Pokemon rogue. That he did. I love that. He just was like. He's legitimately been thinking about being. I bet that was. You should have put that on the. On the jobs list. I would have said it would make $0. [02:27:14] Speaker A: It would make $0. Like, I would then find a creator that's probably made his fucking whole ass living off of just making rug. Now, granted, I said just one thing in particular. There's definitely other things that you could do. Like, imagine if, you know what? We'll save it for the next episode. We'll save for the next episode. Because now I'm on a rug tangent. And this rug thing, I'm gonna dig deeper into this, but how much does. [02:27:39] Speaker C: It cost you to make the rug? Then you gotta think how long it takes to make the rug. [02:27:42] Speaker A: That's what you gotta think. [02:27:45] Speaker C: That you could buy them online for $70 to $100. [02:27:47] Speaker A: So if you can buy them online for $70, how much. How long and how much does it take to make? If it only takes you. If you only need. If you. You need. You need a machine. A one time buy on the machine. Okay. You're gonna need also the material for a rug. What do you think about, like, in a project, right? [02:28:07] Speaker C: Rug life. [02:28:08] Speaker A: Or like, they need a projector. [02:28:10] Speaker C: The rug. Doug. [02:28:11] Speaker A: Who? [02:28:12] Speaker C: Your company. We got a name. Your company now. [02:28:14] Speaker A: Dude, I'm not doing it. I can't do it. You're right. I can barely stream a video game one time a week. Okay? It's fucking dead hard. I'm up into my. [02:28:24] Speaker C: How many rugs do you think? Like, that's the way you think? Like, you think, like, I. You need to start a business that someone's gonna do every day. Like, they're gonna get every day. So, like, if you like a coffee company, right? You start a coffee company. [02:28:33] Speaker A: Okay. [02:28:34] Speaker C: You know, you get them every day. [02:28:35] Speaker A: I get it. We're about to get off this episode. I just want to see one more. One more side hustle that I seen. That is. Makes plenty of sense. Two by four. Not a two x four. Four x four. The things that you. [02:28:47] Speaker C: The coasters. You saw this video. The coasters you make, the coasters, you cut them in small little things. That. That actually makes sense to me. A lot of people need co. What's. [02:28:57] Speaker A: The overhead for that? [02:28:58] Speaker C: Nothing. You've seen the videos. [02:29:00] Speaker A: You know, they price it out crazy. [02:29:02] Speaker C: I think once you see it online, you're already behind the eight ball. [02:29:06] Speaker A: It's true. Because why they're gonna buy it? [02:29:08] Speaker C: It's like all that drop shipping shit on Amazon. It's like you find out that it's. It doesn't work. [02:29:14] Speaker A: Yeah. That was also another thing that, like, you. You buy a bunch of a product and then, like, have people just buy it off. [02:29:20] Speaker C: It gets shipped right to Amazon and then Amazon handles all the shipping. Yeah, I bet you that worked for some people and some. [02:29:26] Speaker A: Yeah. Again, late play to it. [02:29:29] Speaker C: I will say that I do get lost in that shit, too. And I'm like, why can't I do this? [02:29:33] Speaker A: Yep. [02:29:34] Speaker C: Justin even try to write, like, kids books using AI because he does everything on AI. He doesn't have an original thought in. [02:29:39] Speaker A: His body to me. [02:29:41] Speaker C: So he's got, like, four or five children's books that he just did on AI. [02:29:44] Speaker A: That's a weird app. [02:29:44] Speaker C: Chat. Chat. GPT. Just so you get you. [02:29:47] Speaker A: It's a weird avenue to dancing. I'm not really down for that. [02:29:50] Speaker C: Hold on, I gotta call him. Let me call him real fast. [02:29:53] Speaker A: I got a shit. [02:29:56] Speaker C: You gotta see the name of his children's books. All right. Like usual, he's a fucking zero. He doesn't even answer, but okay. Okay. Watch out for Justin's children's book. Watch out for the rug. Doug. Niko, he's gonna be releasing some rugs. Watch out for Bo Buchanan. Watch out. Maybe for a daily podcast. Watch out for some golf videos that are not gonna. [02:30:24] Speaker A: We'll talk about that. But I do like that idea. [02:30:26] Speaker C: Six to eight minutes. Ten minutes. [02:30:27] Speaker A: That's awesome. I like. [02:30:29] Speaker C: People can listen to us every day. [02:30:31] Speaker A: I like that. [02:30:32] Speaker C: Okay. All right, boys, keep it clean. Fuck you, fatsucker. Calling in with. With one question. You completely got tossed off your whole game plan. [02:30:41] Speaker A: One question. We rattled this cage. Gotta talk about the 99. The kid doesn't even know how to act. [02:30:47] Speaker C: Yeah. Fucking loser for.