Episode Transcript
[00:00:47] Speaker A: We put going cans on.
[00:00:48] Speaker B: I'm gonna go cans on. I like the cans on because you lock in. I like being locked in.
[00:00:53] Speaker A: You do feel locked in. Maybe we should change this podcast to call Locked In. They don't have any big podcast called Locked In.
[00:00:58] Speaker B: Is there none out there called Locked In?
[00:01:01] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:01:01] Speaker B: I feel like you should have had your wig on.
[00:01:04] Speaker A: Oh, the wig. Yeah.
[00:01:05] Speaker B: And we should have just did a whole podcast with you.
[00:01:08] Speaker A: It's just me as him.
[00:01:09] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:01:09] Speaker A: Yeah, that's a good idea.
[00:01:10] Speaker B: Just making stuff up.
Yeah, that was.
I actually watched a little bit of that guy's. What's his name?
[00:01:19] Speaker A: Sean. Sean Scott Hicks.
[00:01:22] Speaker B: I watched that and, like, my detector was just pinging.
[00:01:27] Speaker A: How about. He said there was a hotel on Revere Beach.
[00:01:30] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:01:31] Speaker A: When the fuck has ever been a hotel in river beach that you remember?
[00:01:34] Speaker B: Never.
[00:01:34] Speaker A: There's like just like a Four Seasons on fucking Reverb. There should be a hotel. There should be, but there has never been one.
[00:01:40] Speaker B: No. That guy was just telling lie after lie after lie. That seems like somebody that's been in and out of the joint and made stories up. So, like, I don't even know if he's been.
[00:01:50] Speaker A: I don't even know if he's been out of the joint that much. They get the 1090 J kid who calls people on their bullshit.
[00:01:55] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:01:56] Speaker A: Basically said they would keep his. He was in, like, in protective custody. He's a little. He was trying to say he was a five star general blood, which I'm not even sure is it. Is that even a thing in the bloods that they don't need five stars and like, it's.
[00:02:09] Speaker B: I'm pretty sure white people aren't allowed in the bloods. Have you ever seen a white blood before?
[00:02:13] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, there's plenty. Rivia.
[00:02:15] Speaker B: Those are not real blood.
[00:02:17] Speaker A: No, I think there is. I think there's. I think there's some real white bloods. You can't be a blood blood in a blood out.
[00:02:22] Speaker B: And in the Irish mob.
[00:02:24] Speaker A: No, no, nobody. That was his whole point. He said he worked for everybody. That's what they. People like that do that. L. Yeah, they just say a bunch of different stories, so it's hard to check out. He said he worked for the Irish. He worked for the Italians. He worked for the Albanians. No, he worked for anybody who ever paid. He said he didn't get out of bed for $250,000. Who in their right mind owes that much money where the person collecting the money would get 250k? That's basically what? He said he was going to collect and they were going to kick him back some money, but he wouldn't get up for 150,000. He only got up for 250k.
[00:02:58] Speaker B: Yeah, that's how you know you're a downright Lia.
[00:03:01] Speaker A: He's 100% a liar. Think even if someone's kicking back, let's say 10%, someone owes two and a half million dollars. It's the only time. And the only time you're getting out of bed is 250,000.
[00:03:11] Speaker B: Please. He must have. You know what? Actually, he just never got out of bed.
[00:03:15] Speaker A: Yeah, that's right. That's exactly what happened. He never. He never got out of bed.
In fact, he's been on unemployment the whole time.
[00:03:22] Speaker B: I never get out of bed for anything.
[00:03:23] Speaker A: I never get out of bed for 300.
[00:03:25] Speaker B: So it's like he's just like, just a bed, this guy.
[00:03:30] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:03:30] Speaker B: It's crazy, but is.
[00:03:31] Speaker A: But he's just a rat scumb bag junkie. That's what he looks like. And he used to be. He used to be a rapper called Ghost. He used to call himself Ghost so you can look up his. Dude, it is terrible.
[00:03:44] Speaker B: Rapper?
[00:03:45] Speaker A: Oh, a legit rapper.
[00:03:46] Speaker B: Oh my God. How old?
[00:03:48] Speaker A: Like a SoundCloud rapper. I don't know.
[00:03:50] Speaker B: Ghost, he looks like. He looks like a Chucky. If he was like Carson.
That's crazy. But you could tell, like I don't know is who's this kid that.
[00:04:02] Speaker A: He's the one that said like he stabbed Paul Pierce, which he clearly didn't.
[00:04:06] Speaker B: He's the one that stabbed Paul Pierce?
[00:04:08] Speaker A: Yeah, he was one of the ones that was involved in stabbing Paul Pierce, which is not true.
[00:04:11] Speaker B: Yeah, this guy's a loser.
Like how did he even get on that podcast?
[00:04:17] Speaker A: Well, first of all, he's been on different part. He was on like even a bigger podcast. It was this English guy. But you kind of understand a guy from England, like doesn't understand.
[00:04:26] Speaker B: He doesn't get it. Yeah.
[00:04:28] Speaker A: This is really annoying, this thing. I'm gonna keep hitting it. We cannot sit like this here. My knee is shot.
[00:04:36] Speaker B: Yeah, right.
[00:04:39] Speaker A: He was on this English podcast, James English podcast who does all this. That was the first time I ever heard of him or saw him or anything like that.
Basically saying like he's been like in doing since he's been seven, eight years old.
[00:04:54] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:04:56] Speaker A: His. He's like. He had to kill some of his friends and like all crazy stuff. He had to hurt people. He just like talks in.
[00:05:04] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:05:05] Speaker A: In riddles.
[00:05:06] Speaker B: I would Say, yeah, but you're not going on any podcast saying that you killed people. If you actually killed people. Like you're not doing that.
[00:05:13] Speaker A: Correct.
[00:05:14] Speaker B: Like that guy instills no fear in anybody. I would head about him right in the nose immediately. Yeah, yeah. So people like that are just downright losers. It actually makes me want to stop making stuff up and maybe we can blow up.
[00:05:27] Speaker A: I will definitely find something at some point of of his stuff. I'm trying to find his. I definitely listen to his soundcloud.
[00:05:37] Speaker B: I invented the Tesla coil.
I gave Nikolai Tesla all the ideas. It's actually. It was me this legitimately.
[00:05:46] Speaker A: We could do like a pot 137 and just keep making up fucking lies.
[00:05:50] Speaker B: Just keep making stuff up.
[00:05:52] Speaker A: Because he's that bad.
[00:05:53] Speaker B: I was the co creator of the kids show Bonnie. Even though I was like still in my dad's ball sack or maybe one or two years old when Bonnie came out, I actually created that.
Yeah. I mean people like that are just downright losers. Nobody likes. It's like when you like had that friend in school that would like pretends they watch south park just to fit in, but you know, their parents wouldn't let them.
[00:06:22] Speaker A: I know, that is bad too. Like you can't watch a cartoon. Like you're gonna lie about watching a cartoon. It makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.
[00:06:29] Speaker B: It's like, oh, no have. It's like you got the new Power Rangers toy. And then they're like, oh, well, I got this one at home. I got the big one. Yeah, dude, you just. I had a friend, his name was Joe that lied about fucking everything to get people to like him.
[00:06:44] Speaker A: Okay, can I ask you this question about your friend Joe?
[00:06:47] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:06:48] Speaker A: One time you came home and you. I remember this when we were young. This is a story from way back in the day. And you probably know where I'm going to go with this once I start saying it. Okay, you start. Yo, my friend, I don't know if this was Joe. My friend made up this unbelievable rap song. And then he's singing it, it was like, I got 9 nines 910 Mac tens 8 Mac 11 7. You know which what song I'm talking about?
[00:07:11] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:07:12] Speaker A: You sing that whole verse. I'm like, Dude, 100%.
[00:07:15] Speaker B: Nine nine, ten Mac the never ends. You can't touch my riches. Even if you had MC him in them. 357 7.
[00:07:22] Speaker A: You sung that whole rap and you were like, he made this up. I'm telling you. I'm like, he 100% did not.
[00:07:27] Speaker B: That's what I'm saying. And I didn't hear.
[00:07:29] Speaker A: Yeah, you didn't hear it. Then we like looked it up on like fucking Kazar or limewire.
[00:07:33] Speaker B: Yeah. And you got AZ lyrics or whatever.
[00:07:35] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. Or something. I'm like, this is like, go tell this kid he's a fucking lion.
[00:07:39] Speaker B: This is the. This is the kid I'm talking.
[00:07:41] Speaker A: Yeah, it's got to be the same kid.
[00:07:43] Speaker B: He told me that his brother invented a microwave, right?
[00:07:47] Speaker A: No.
[00:07:48] Speaker B: You scan the barcode and it tells you exactly how many minutes that you need to cook the food for.
[00:07:56] Speaker A: I. First of all, what a great idea.
[00:07:58] Speaker B: It's a great invention.
[00:07:59] Speaker A: What a great idea.
[00:08:01] Speaker B: But we were like 11.
[00:08:03] Speaker A: Did you go to school with Elon Musk?
[00:08:05] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:08:05] Speaker A: He must though, so maybe he was really doing this shit.
[00:08:08] Speaker B: I know. Yeah, but it's just like. It's crazy to like even just make lies up. It's like you're just trying to like, make me think you're cool. And I know you're lying through your teeth about everything. And it's not just like one or two things. It's like everything he said.
[00:08:21] Speaker A: If you lie to make yourself, like, to prop yourself up, you're a loser. The only thing that I like to. I love to lie about is to bust people's balls. Like if you're just trying to get someone going.
[00:08:33] Speaker B: I can't believe that you believe that this, like, you lied to me last night.
[00:08:37] Speaker A: About what?
[00:08:38] Speaker B: I. I don't want to say it.
[00:08:39] Speaker A: On here in case it's true.
[00:08:40] Speaker B: In case it is true, but I'm pretty confident it was a lie. Like, cuz, you know, I'm already on the fence about something. So I think that you just know how I know.
[00:08:50] Speaker A: I mean, whatever you want to say, time will tell that I was right about this.
[00:08:54] Speaker B: So, like, that's a prime example of like an okay lie.
[00:08:58] Speaker A: Yeah, if that was a lie, that'd be a great lie to get you jacked.
[00:09:01] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:09:01] Speaker A: I wish I thought of that. Lie.
[00:09:03] Speaker B: Like, if you're going to lie, lie. It should be a l. Something monumental where it's like, you know you're gonna get into trouble.
[00:09:08] Speaker A: Yeah, like a lot of trouble.
[00:09:11] Speaker B: Like, I don't. I was never there. I don't know what you're talking about. I never kissed that girl.
[00:09:14] Speaker A: What the hell you talking. My mother still doesn't forgive you for lying. When I was in jail, that was.
[00:09:18] Speaker B: A different story you gotta lie about.
[00:09:20] Speaker A: Yeah, you have to lie. I don't know why she's such a Clown.
[00:09:23] Speaker B: I know. She's like, she'll never let that go.
[00:09:25] Speaker A: But she was just like, please, whatever you do, tell me the truth. Justin. And Justin's like, I swear to God.
[00:09:30] Speaker B: I think he's at his friend's house.
[00:09:32] Speaker A: I swear to God, he's at his friend's house.
[00:09:34] Speaker B: At his friends. I swear.
Well, listen, like, here's the thing. It's like, you guys raised us to never be a rat.
[00:09:43] Speaker A: I know.
[00:09:44] Speaker B: So you can't. You cannot get mad for me. Like, I'm not gonna rat you up. It's never gonna happen. Like, if you fucking killed somebody, they're gonna have to pull my fingernails off, and I'm gonna be like, I don't know. He's at his friend's house.
[00:09:57] Speaker A: I know. I think in that situation, I would have forgave you for just being like, yeah, he's here.
[00:10:02] Speaker B: Like, he's here. It was a lose, lose. Cause I could either she was gonna be mad or you were gon.
[00:10:10] Speaker A: Yeah, that's true. She still. She still won't get over it.
[00:10:12] Speaker B: No, she's never.
[00:10:13] Speaker A: She'll never get over that. That you, like.
[00:10:14] Speaker B: And you know what? And I never, like, lied to her about anything. I've never really been in a position where I needed to lie to her either.
[00:10:21] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:10:21] Speaker B: You know, because your mother's like, not like a mean person like that.
[00:10:26] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:10:26] Speaker B: It's like, you can tell the truth and she's not going to be like, she'd rather hear that you might get a letter. I. Which I did. For lying to her.
[00:10:32] Speaker A: Oh, you did? You got a letter? Yeah, that's. That's worse.
[00:10:34] Speaker B: That's one thing you don't want to get.
[00:10:36] Speaker A: You'd rather have someone lose their mind on you then.
[00:10:38] Speaker B: Yeah, get a letter. It's like, it's so pass. Aggressive. And she just tells you how hurt she is.
[00:10:43] Speaker A: I got so many letters from that woman.
[00:10:47] Speaker B: It's not nice.
[00:10:48] Speaker A: And I'm going to tell you one thing I don't know that people want to talk. Like, the older people always want to talk. Like, oh, no, you guys aren't as smart as you were in my day. If you could see how my mother writes. She just capitalizes the most random letters known to me. Like in the middle t. In the middle of. Of a word.
[00:11:04] Speaker B: It just like, you want to be like, what are you doing? You know what you should have did did is like, proofread it.
[00:11:10] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:11:10] Speaker B: Gave it back to her.
[00:11:11] Speaker A: I should have. Yeah. I should have proven red and, like, gave her a thing You. You graded her on like, the theme's there, but you need to, like.
[00:11:18] Speaker B: Do we need to scramble your brain? I need to go back to school.
[00:11:21] Speaker A: Go back to school.
[00:11:22] Speaker B: She's just so mad right in there.
[00:11:24] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, she's just capitalizing. Randomized. She loves to capitalize. I'm telling you to let a T for some reason. I gotta find a note. I gotta find a letter. And you'll see all the capitals in the middle of the word.
[00:11:34] Speaker B: It's like the T at the end of cat is capitalized. Yeah, no reason.
[00:11:38] Speaker A: I don't think she knows how to make a lowercase T. No. So that. That would be where I'm at right now. She doesn't know how to make a low key.
[00:11:43] Speaker B: I agree. But yeah, she'll never forgive me for that. And I'm okay with it because I'm not gonna rat you out. Sorry, it's just not gonna happen.
[00:11:51] Speaker A: We'll see about that.
[00:11:54] Speaker B: We'll see. It's like I'm still being tested.
[00:11:57] Speaker A: Yeah, you ran them. You rat to my wife all the time.
[00:12:00] Speaker B: Oh, no, no, no.
[00:12:01] Speaker A: Rat city trying to get me jacket, trying to get people.
[00:12:04] Speaker B: Trying to get somebody jacked up and Ratten is two different things.
[00:12:09] Speaker A: It's flirting a line.
[00:12:10] Speaker B: It's flirting a lot a line. But I'll tell you this, it's not Ratten. Because if it was something like, listen, I know you did something. It's like, what do you mean? He slept at my house last night. You know what I mean? Like, that is not. I'm not. But if it's like he had six espressos, it's a rat. I'm going to be like, do you believe he had eight espressos? Like, I'm going to add a couple. You know, that's. That's different.
[00:12:35] Speaker A: Yeah, I don't know why she gets jacked up about the espressos. Like, I don't. I don't even understand that.
[00:12:39] Speaker B: I think that she just doesn't want your heart to explode.
[00:12:42] Speaker A: Do you know what I got told? So I'm in this fucking. I'm in this pulling the cork health thing, right? First of all, I'm in a competition with the. With the kid Brandon from Pulling the Cork.
[00:12:52] Speaker B: Who loses the most.
[00:12:53] Speaker A: Who loses the most weight in the first two months of fucking the year? So, like March 7th, I'm losing this thing. Guaranteed I don't have as much drive.
[00:13:02] Speaker B: It turns out he's gonna start drinking any day now. He'll start drinking again.
[00:13:06] Speaker A: Oh, he's back he's back on the wagon.
[00:13:08] Speaker B: Well, he's doing Dry January. He has no self control to do it longer than that.
[00:13:13] Speaker A: He hasn't even made it.
[00:13:15] Speaker B: You see what I'm saying?
[00:13:16] Speaker A: Yeah, I get that. But my point is, is that, trust me, they're walking, they're all doing shit.
I don't have a chance at this thing. I'm fine with it. But I'm in this group. It's called the Success Lift app. This guy Panuzzo, he runs it. Ryan Panuzzo is him on Instagram. He definitely knows his shit. He might be the biggest west wet mop on the face of the planet.
[00:13:39] Speaker B: Like just dry toast a wet blanket.
[00:13:41] Speaker A: He takes himself way too serious now. I get it. It's his job. I am obviously the direct opposite of that. So we're in like group chats. And like in the app, I'm like giving this guy the business. Like, just like sending pictures of pizzas, sending them all this. And he's. He can't take. I don't know if he understands how to take me.
[00:14:00] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:14:00] Speaker A: Like, I'm just busting.
[00:14:01] Speaker B: It takes a while for people. It's a new person, right? Yes, it takes a while. They don't get it.
[00:14:06] Speaker A: He don't get it. He has no clue. So yesterday he told me that he's completely aware that I'm relentlessly. Wait. Relentlessly committed.
Wait, hold on. I read it because I put it in my bio. I gotta read it because it's that ridiculous. It's like the guy.
[00:14:23] Speaker B: I actually saw you updated your bio and I was like, this is the gayest thing he's ever said.
[00:14:27] Speaker A: Relentlessly committed to developing chronic disease. That's what he told me. I was. I was relentlessly committed to developing chronic disease.
[00:14:34] Speaker B: Which is true.
[00:14:35] Speaker A: And to save us the play by play, you've been. Because I was like. He goes. He goes, how's your week going? He puts it in the app. I'm like, well, I'm going to the Celtics tonight. That means eight to ten drafties. Maybe I'm going to stop at Bovis.
[00:14:45] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:14:46] Speaker A: He's like. Then he said, you're relentlessly committed to chronic disease. Save us the play by play.
[00:14:51] Speaker B: Why do you ask that?
[00:14:53] Speaker A: That's what I said. I said, you asked. He goes, I wasn't asking you. I'm like. I'm like, okay, but you asked.
[00:14:58] Speaker B: You did ask.
[00:14:59] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:14:59] Speaker B: So you can't ask the question.
[00:15:01] Speaker A: He's a wet blanket a little bit, but he definitely knows his shit. So he is also 6. 6 and got washboard AB. So maybe he's in a better shape than I am.
[00:15:09] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:15:09] Speaker A: I mean, I don't. I just don't. I'm never gonna take life that serious. And when I. The problem with me. And this is even back to grade school.
[00:15:18] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:15:19] Speaker A: When someone's overly serious, like a teacher, anything, I'm gonna be extra annoying about it. Like, there's no reason you could. You could get your message across and not be as serious. But now, as soon as I know it's bothering you, like, I could tell it's bothering.
[00:15:34] Speaker B: Yeah. You're gonna double down. I'm gonna double down.
[00:15:36] Speaker A: Triple down.
[00:15:37] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah.
[00:15:37] Speaker A: Yes.
[00:15:38] Speaker B: If this is like me knowing you my entire life, you still get under my skin, but I suffer from this as well.
It's like, if you. You know me by now, it's like I have a very dry sense of humor where people think I'm, like, dead serious.
[00:15:57] Speaker A: Yep.
[00:15:58] Speaker B: You know?
[00:15:59] Speaker A: Yep.
[00:15:59] Speaker B: But it's like, listen to what I'm saying. I'm obviously joking. Like, what are you talking about? Up.
[00:16:04] Speaker A: Well, I mean, you blur the line sometimes because sometimes you are actually serious.
[00:16:11] Speaker B: Well, I think you could tell because I'll tell you I'm serious.
[00:16:15] Speaker A: Yeah. I think that you get aggravated quicker than most people.
[00:16:19] Speaker B: Yeah. Well, I like to refer to myself as chronically passionate to committing. To chronic.
[00:16:27] Speaker A: You're relentlessly committed to being a. Yeah, just.
[00:16:31] Speaker B: I'm passionate. It's like. It is what it is. You can't. You can't take it out of me. Listen, I. I'm an acquired taste. You're either a bonehead or you're not.
[00:16:41] Speaker A: Yeah. You got some boneheads out there.
[00:16:43] Speaker B: I mean, there's some out there.
[00:16:45] Speaker A: Even though I was listening one more plug to them. Even though, like, we shouldn't be plugging their fucking gay podcast.
Pulling the clock. I was listening to it the other day. Yeah, boy. Lawrence was on Garino. I don't know how drunk he got. Probably drunk again because he's a fucking.
[00:17:00] Speaker B: Well, was he on the. Did his episode come out yet?
[00:17:03] Speaker A: Yeah, it's out.
[00:17:03] Speaker B: Oh, I didn't.
[00:17:04] Speaker A: Yeah, I think it's officially out today. So go check that out with a couple friends.
Fitzy. Fitzy goes. If they were talking about that, that we should, first of all, call our fans brainiacs. We should call them brainiacs. We have a bunch of. So that maybe. Maybe it's like an oxymoron. Like we're calling them brainiac.
[00:17:22] Speaker B: I actually kind of like that.
[00:17:24] Speaker A: That's what they said. The fans should be called not gay tunnels. They should be called brainiacs.
[00:17:28] Speaker B: Yeah, but gay as fan as you. Y in me. And then if you're a fan of just the paw, you could be a brainiac. I like that.
[00:17:35] Speaker A: Fitzy goes. This made me laugh out loud. Fitzy goes. I was a fan of. I was a bonehead until I met Justin. I thought that was funny.
So I think that that is true. Like, Justin gives off a good vibe, but once you meet him, you know he's just too down.
[00:17:48] Speaker B: That's what it is.
[00:17:49] Speaker A: Down. Yeah.
[00:17:50] Speaker B: Two down. I think we had a great time on that podcast.
[00:17:54] Speaker A: Maybe he's just saying it because he knows it's going to get you jacked up.
[00:17:56] Speaker B: Not going to get me fired up. It's all right.
[00:17:58] Speaker A: It's not going to get you.
[00:17:59] Speaker B: Okay. I don't even care.
[00:18:01] Speaker A: I think I see if I ever follow.
Well, I heard that. The high voice.
[00:18:06] Speaker B: Oh, yeah.
[00:18:07] Speaker A: Dave's Hot Chicken. You just came.
[00:18:09] Speaker B: Did you hear that one?
[00:18:10] Speaker A: Yeah, I heard it.
[00:18:10] Speaker B: Okay. I didn't hear. I didn't listen to that episode yet. I called the week before, too.
[00:18:15] Speaker A: Oh, did you?
[00:18:16] Speaker B: Yeah, I like giving them little phone calls, but Dave from Dave's Hot Chicken came.
[00:18:21] Speaker A: Hi, this is Dave from Dave's Hot Chicken. We are sponsored by retards like that.
[00:18:28] Speaker B: Right?
[00:18:28] Speaker A: Is that help?
It was something like that.
[00:18:31] Speaker C: It was something.
[00:18:32] Speaker A: Along I go, this kid's gone.
[00:18:34] Speaker B: I just can't help myself.
[00:18:37] Speaker A: I can't wait to cut that and send it to Mark. I'll be like, justin's back at it again.
[00:18:40] Speaker B: I can't help myself. I don't know what it is. I know, like, especially that it definitely bothers a couple people. It just. It just. I love it.
[00:18:48] Speaker A: Well, that's. That's actually funny. Like, if you said it on a podcast, that'd be funny, but you went out of your way to make the most ridiculous video ever when there was a. A very, very good chance that we were going to get sponsored by Dave Sutrick. Yeah, Like, I was stoking fires. Nico was stoking fires. Mark was stoking fires. I had every opportunity.
[00:19:05] Speaker B: I like to put the thumb on it.
[00:19:07] Speaker A: So now it's just like, now we first. First of all, did we even address that? Nico's not here?
[00:19:12] Speaker B: No, but I think that. Hold on. Let's switch the camera one that we set up. Hi. Oh, look, there's Al. And you see an empty chair where the ghost of Nico's past is.
[00:19:23] Speaker A: Two cameras set up. Dude, both the wheezy brothers were actually coming.
[00:19:26] Speaker B: We ordered the cable to do the two cameras. Like everything got up last week. We confirmation that he's coming this week. Mark Lewis was gonna come. Then he's got a chiropractor's appointment. Then Nico's like, yeah, Nico actually agreed. We were supposed to record yesterday. Then you had an appointment. Then we're gonna switch the day, Nico. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thumbs up. I'll be there, kid. I'll be there with bells on. Guess what? 10:30 rolls around. Where is the kid? Let's call him. Doesn't answer, doesn't answer.
[00:19:59] Speaker A: Now he's saying that his muffler exploded. Exploded into pieces.
[00:20:04] Speaker B: Yeah, send me a picture. You exploded muffler? That's what I want to see.
[00:20:08] Speaker A: You want to see the picture?
[00:20:10] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:20:10] Speaker A: He should ask Mark Lewis for the money because Mark Lewis was ready to toss money around last episode.
[00:20:15] Speaker B: That's what he said. Yeah, he's shelling out money.
[00:20:18] Speaker A: He's shelling out money. We didn't get any money. We never got offered any money.
[00:20:21] Speaker B: He won't even pay you to borrow the equipment, so.
[00:20:24] Speaker A: Well, I don't ask for that. I mean fave is a favors. It is what it is. But I saw him at the Celtics game. What's the Celtics game last night.
[00:20:31] Speaker B: Yeah, which they stink by the way. Did they win?
[00:20:33] Speaker A: They're on. They. No, they didn't. But that cunt, that Houston, that scrub Dylan Brooks went off. I think he went like 11 for 15 for three pointers. It was unbelievable. Dylan Brooks is like the worst player. Every probably averages like 12 points a game. Dylan Brooks is mo. Is moving known. I could. No, no, that's Lance Stevenson. Dylan Brooks has something known for with LeBron. I thought he was the one that blew in his air, but I think that's Lance Stevenson. He's a fucking bum. Dylan Brooks, he's always been a fucking bum.
[00:21:01] Speaker B: Yeah, but he's.
[00:21:02] Speaker A: He got this like aura about him where he just thinks he's better than he is. I don't even want to say aura because aura is like when you say somebody like, oh, he's got something about him. Dylan Brooks went fucking off last night. He scored like 36 points.
[00:21:15] Speaker B: It was stupid.
[00:21:17] Speaker A: The Celtics for some reason can't get it together. We had that game one, they went on like a 12, 0 run in the fourth. We. It was like 89, 101 at one point.
[00:21:27] Speaker B: I'm pretty sure they keep switching.
[00:21:28] Speaker A: Then we lost like 110.
[00:21:29] Speaker B: They keep changing their, their lineups too.
[00:21:33] Speaker A: Well, I'M fine with that. Find something that works. It's just like.
[00:21:35] Speaker B: Yeah, they're not. Right now, this team is getting booted. They might not even make the playoffs if they continue to play like that point.
[00:21:43] Speaker A: That's crazy. That's a crazy talk because they're like second or third.
[00:21:46] Speaker B: No, they're in second. They'll. They'll make the playoffs. I'm just trolling. But if they play like this, they're making it to the championship again. They're going to get routed.
[00:21:56] Speaker A: Yes. Yes. If they play like this, they're not going to win.
[00:21:59] Speaker B: I watched the. I watched the game. The. The Lakers game. That was like a couple nights.
[00:22:03] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:22:04] Speaker B: Dude, they got smashed.
[00:22:06] Speaker A: Yeah, they got their doors blown off smashed. They're coming out flat. It's like. It's like that. The sophomore slump, you know, like after you, like have like a good year.
[00:22:14] Speaker B: And I get it, you want to just hang as many threes. And you built your whole offense to be Golden State and that's great. And you're usually good at hitting threes. You were on pace to hit the most three pointers. But when you're like five for 40, maybe it's time to stop taking threes and start working the paint.
[00:22:36] Speaker A: Yeah, I would agree.
[00:22:37] Speaker B: Because now you've been down by 20 the whole game. It's like, let's not do this anymore.
Let's not do the tush push anymore.
[00:22:46] Speaker A: The tush push. That got to get outlawed.
That got to get out. First of all, no one in the world does the tush push worse than Josh Allen.
[00:22:54] Speaker B: No.
[00:22:54] Speaker A: You supposed to drive down. Yeah, like just go down.
[00:22:58] Speaker B: He steps to the left.
[00:22:59] Speaker A: Why are you taking a step back and two steps to the left and.
[00:23:02] Speaker B: Then going forward makes no sense.
[00:23:04] Speaker A: You are completely losing your momentum.
[00:23:07] Speaker B: It makes no sense.
[00:23:08] Speaker A: It's the dumbest thing ever.
[00:23:09] Speaker B: How about you just do a play in shotgun and then use your legs. Get somebody do something.
[00:23:15] Speaker A: Like, even, even. They did like a bootleg with. With Mahomes. Do the bootleg.
[00:23:19] Speaker B: It's like, you know, listen, get them going.
[00:23:21] Speaker A: It's either going to be an easy dumb pass or go get two yards on a cornerback.
[00:23:25] Speaker B: If you know a play is coming, it's 10 times easier to stop.
[00:23:29] Speaker A: Yep.
[00:23:29] Speaker B: And you keep doing it. And that's great. But also the fucking refs.
That wasn't a catch. The ball fucking hit the ground. I understand. You hold. Ty goes to the runner. It should have been intercepted. Okay? It wasn't. Ty goes to the runner.
[00:23:44] Speaker A: There was a Lot of mistakes that game.
[00:23:46] Speaker B: Yeah. And then the ball. You can't secure the ball with. With the ground.
[00:23:49] Speaker A: I think it was worse. The.
The tight end on the third down, dives to the ball. I think that was even closer to a first down.
[00:23:58] Speaker B: Oh, that was a first down.
[00:23:59] Speaker A: Then they. They just. Obviously now they've broken down all the video. Josh Allen definitely gets the first down. He's over that line.
[00:24:05] Speaker B: Well, did you see the other line judge come and then.
[00:24:09] Speaker A: Yep.
[00:24:09] Speaker B: The Chiefs player was standing in the way. So he steps off the line, goes around him, and then comes off the line back.
[00:24:16] Speaker A: He. Yeah.
[00:24:17] Speaker B: So it's like your spot's off.
[00:24:19] Speaker A: Your spot is bright.
[00:24:21] Speaker B: So how do you not overturn that? I don't.
[00:24:24] Speaker A: I think you gotta run on your line and tell them to get the fuck out of the way.
[00:24:28] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:24:28] Speaker A: Like that. You pot the sea.
[00:24:30] Speaker B: You don't first of all, too give me the overhead view. Stop pretending like you only have two camera angles.
[00:24:37] Speaker A: Oh, I know. I know. You have a million cameras.
[00:24:40] Speaker B: See that bird's eye fucking thing?
[00:24:42] Speaker A: And you know it's right over the line.
[00:24:44] Speaker B: Exactly. So start pretending like you don't have that angle. Let me see that one. Because you're only showing the two line angles.
[00:24:51] Speaker A: I know. It's like, how do you get.
Yeah.
[00:24:55] Speaker B: It's just the birds.
[00:24:56] Speaker A: I knew has to be right over the first down. Especially on a fourth down play. It's. It's stupid.
[00:25:00] Speaker B: This is what WWE is doing on Raw. They're flying drones all over.
[00:25:04] Speaker A: Are you telling me that we live in the. In a. In a.
In a world where they can't embed a microchip into the.
[00:25:13] Speaker B: And I want to know it'll turn red just like the puck going over the line.
[00:25:16] Speaker A: Yep.
[00:25:17] Speaker B: In hockey, you know, if it's a goal.
[00:25:20] Speaker A: I know.
[00:25:21] Speaker B: What are we doing here?
[00:25:22] Speaker A: I think if you microchip the ball, it doesn't. It seems like that would be the easiest.
[00:25:26] Speaker B: This is the NFL.
What are we doing? They make them even.
[00:25:32] Speaker A: Tennis, which is like the dumbest sport on the planet, has those things where it's like, see it and it shows you where the ball hit.
[00:25:39] Speaker B: Well, you can't control the script with the microchip.
[00:25:43] Speaker A: Oh, so you think it's all scripted?
[00:25:44] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. It's wwe. This is.
[00:25:47] Speaker A: They want Taylor Swift.
[00:25:48] Speaker B: They're in their Roman Reigns. If you followed wrestling at all the past few years. Right. Roman Reigns had the title for three years in a row. Nobody wanted him to continue to win. Yeah, he kept getting bailed out by, like, the people he was with, like, he never won a match. Like fear and squid player, right? People kept interfering. He kept winning. Three years in a row, right? This is the same exact script with the Chiefs, dude. They keep getting.
[00:26:20] Speaker A: Well, there has to be a downfall. So where's the downfall going to be? You think it's versus the Eagles. You think it's. You think it's. It ends.
[00:26:25] Speaker B: If any team honestly is going to beat them, it's going to be the Eagles. It's going to be on the back of Saquon because their run defense is not that good.
[00:26:34] Speaker A: Before we get get to the Eagles, we got to go back to the Bills because before we get off the bills, Sean McDermott is the biggest loser on the face of the planet.
[00:26:46] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:26:46] Speaker A: He will never be a winner. He's an alcoholic. I don't know if that's fact, but he looks like an alcohol.
[00:26:51] Speaker B: He's got the red face.
[00:26:52] Speaker A: You got the red face, you got the red nose. And you make.
[00:26:55] Speaker B: He looks like everybody on the Pulling the Cork podcast.
[00:26:57] Speaker A: Yeah, he looks exactly like someone on the pole in the pool. All three of them on the Pull in the Cork podcast. And then Lawrence Carino, he looks like that. He just.
He makes bad decisions, terrible decisions.
James Cook was running first down, first down, first down. They were throwing things, getting 20 yards.
[00:27:16] Speaker B: He ran for like 80 yards in the, in the, in the third quarter.
[00:27:19] Speaker A: And then they just completely take him off the field.
[00:27:21] Speaker B: It's crazy.
[00:27:22] Speaker A: They take him off the field when it's the most. And guess what? Put him on the field for a decoy. Because everyone knows when he's on the field, he basically getting the ball. Put him on the field for the decoy. You're giving it to this bum, what's his name? Davis, or whoever the you were. Rookie loser. I get what you're saying. Like, oh, he brought him this way. When you have a hot hand, you use it.
[00:27:42] Speaker B: You feed the hot hand.
[00:27:43] Speaker A: Dude. I hope Sean McDermott stays in the AFC east for the rest of his career. The Bills will never be anything. They will never do anything with him as a coach. Nope, 100%. They lose games. They should win.
The Kansas City Chiefs are the Bill's daddy. So, like, you know how like Pedro said that once about the Yankees, this is 100 accurate. Would you say once it's playoff time, they, on themselves.
[00:28:11] Speaker B: Would you say that this is the modern Brady Manning rivalry?
[00:28:17] Speaker A: Yeah, I guess. And I guess you'd put him as Manning because Manning didn't do where Manning was.
[00:28:22] Speaker B: Just awesome. Yeah, so maybe you gotta. You gotta have fucking Josh Allen. Just be at a different team and then he'll finally win, be in a different division.
[00:28:33] Speaker A: Well, I mean, he did get one with the Colts. He got one with the Colts versus the Saints. I want to say. I believe.
[00:28:39] Speaker B: No, right? No. Peyton only won one super bowl.
[00:28:43] Speaker A: He got two Super Bowls.
[00:28:44] Speaker B: Are you sure?
[00:28:45] Speaker A: One with the Colts. I want to say, in 06.
[00:28:47] Speaker B: Are you positive?
[00:28:48] Speaker A: Positive.
[00:28:49] Speaker B: I thought he only had one one and Eli had two. No, he beat him out there.
[00:28:53] Speaker A: No, maybe the Colts beat the Bears that time. Colts, Super Bowl. You're crazy, dude.
[00:29:00] Speaker B: I. I could be mis. Remembering.
[00:29:02] Speaker A: He made. He went to two with Denver, lost one to the Seahawks, and then he definitely beat Cam Newton.
[00:29:07] Speaker B: Yeah, he beat. Yeah.
[00:29:08] Speaker A: 2007 versus the beers.
[00:29:10] Speaker B: Yeah, because Cam Newton didn't pick up that fumble.
[00:29:13] Speaker A: He lost the one. He must have lost the one versus Saints. Yeah, because that's when Drew Brees won his.
[00:29:17] Speaker B: Yeah, those.
[00:29:19] Speaker A: Like, the only two times he beat Brady was the.
[00:29:21] Speaker B: I think the only way that Josh Allen wins the super bowl is if they change divisions. Because the Chiefs were hot. Garbage. Oh, yeah. I don't know how they kept winning. Kept winning, kept winning. It was bullshit. Oh, block this. Oh, flag here.
[00:29:34] Speaker A: Yep.
[00:29:34] Speaker B: And you see him, like, smiling when they call these plays.
You see Mahomes smiling like he's the biggest bad guy in the league right now. Everyone. Like, the whole league.
[00:29:44] Speaker A: I hate Travis Kelce. I think he sucks. People try to compete drunk.
[00:29:47] Speaker B: He's such a dog game, dude. You did nothing.
[00:29:50] Speaker A: And his girlfriend's a dude. I can't deal with her.
[00:29:54] Speaker B: Huge slut.
[00:29:55] Speaker A: All she is is hugging the fat mother. It's crazy, dude. The mother doesn't even want to be hugged. It's. It's nuts.
[00:30:01] Speaker B: It is. It is a script, dude. I don't care what anybody says. I have eyes. I've watched wrestling my whole life to know what a scripted story looks like. And, boy, is this one of them.
[00:30:14] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, everything's lining up now. They get fucking Taylor Swift. Do you think the people. Dude, like, the guy in the back that, like, deals with the cameras is just in the back being like, show Taylor Swift and then he just fucking comes on himself?
[00:30:25] Speaker B: Yeah, 100%.
[00:30:26] Speaker A: It has to be, because it's like they do. They're showing Taylor Swift. Well, then, not even when kelsey Kelsey caught two balls. I saw Taylor Swift 85 times.
[00:30:36] Speaker B: In fact, what they did was like, they're going to show the camera angle for this line judge. Then this line judge. They're going to skip the overhead and just go straight to Taylor Swift and.
[00:30:45] Speaker A: See, they should just put her on Pip, put her in the corner.
[00:30:48] Speaker B: No, can it make it? And then they're like, oh, well, Taylor said it didn't make it, so it must be true. It's stupid. It makes me want to kill myself. It actually makes me not even want to watch the Super Bowl. But I'm going to hate watch it.
[00:31:01] Speaker A: Got to hate watch it. And it's like I. I think the smart money is to put it on the Chiefs because of the script because.
[00:31:07] Speaker B: Well, they're already eagles of what? Plus 113 or something stupid.
[00:31:11] Speaker A: If the. The Eagles should have won two years ago, but then they forgot how to cover man to man with mot. Let's hope they don't fuck that up.
[00:31:18] Speaker B: You think Kelsey. Jason Kelsey is a little upset he retired a year early.
[00:31:23] Speaker A: You think? Because he could have went back.
[00:31:26] Speaker B: Yeah.
And then versus brother again.
[00:31:30] Speaker A: Yeah, maybe. But yeah, it's gonna.
[00:31:33] Speaker B: I would.
[00:31:33] Speaker A: He's making so much money.
[00:31:35] Speaker B: Can sign him to a one game.
[00:31:37] Speaker A: David Andrews. Oh, you're talking. You're talking the.
[00:31:40] Speaker B: The Eagles. I would sign him for one game. Super bowl ball. Who cares? You don't even have to start him.
Sign the guy for one game.
[00:31:49] Speaker A: Yeah, put a 52, man. Put him on it.
[00:31:52] Speaker B: Yeah. Drop your third quarterback.
[00:31:57] Speaker A: I wonder if you can do that.
[00:31:59] Speaker B: Why not?
[00:32:00] Speaker A: Yeah, true.
Then what about all those guys that were in that locker room? You letting one guy come off the roster.
[00:32:05] Speaker B: It's Kelsey. He was the captain of the Washington. He.
[00:32:10] Speaker A: Yeah, they. They are getting annoying. Even Kelsey's getting annoying. Just even Jason Kelsey. I think the. The whole family's kind of pissing me off. It's oversaturation at this point.
[00:32:19] Speaker B: Just too much.
They're trying. The NFL is trying to do anything.
[00:32:23] Speaker A: I hate when people try to jam down your throat.
[00:32:25] Speaker B: I'm going to give you the ultimate tinfoil hat.
Super tinfoil hat right here.
[00:32:32] Speaker A: Okay.
[00:32:33] Speaker B: Do you think that. That they're like, hey, Brady, how bad do you want ownership?
Okay, how. But you know where I'm going here.
[00:32:44] Speaker A: I think I have an idea.
[00:32:45] Speaker B: How bad do you want ownership?
You're going to let him knock off some of you. You're going to let him knock off your super bowl and your most playoff wins? You got to do all. You got to give up the history books and we'll make you a pot on now.
[00:33:02] Speaker A: That's ridiculous.
[00:33:03] Speaker B: I'm just saying that doesn't make any sense. It's all. It all Just doesn't feel right. Football does not seem like it was football when we were younger.
Even in the past five, six years.
[00:33:16] Speaker A: It just feels like, it feels like that these games that they're winning, they don't even, they don't deserve to win. Number one. No, Mahomes doesn't do anything in.
[00:33:26] Speaker B: The Patriots had some games like that. I'll tell you the, the most was, the most I seen was the year that they went undefeated and lost the Super Bowl.
[00:33:36] Speaker A: That was definitely scripted.
[00:33:37] Speaker B: It felt like they did everything to get the Patriots there. Like every game they won was like one score game. Like. Right.
[00:33:45] Speaker A: No, we were blowing teams out.
[00:33:47] Speaker B: Yeah, we were. But like there was some games where we should have lost that game and then there was a crazy flag like, yeah, it was the Moss. Yeah, we had games where we were blowing people out, but not every game was like that. We had some games that we should have lost. We, we won by one score and that like, like a crazy.
They fumbled and it, they were like, oh no, it wasn't a fumble.
[00:34:12] Speaker A: Let's see, let's see the scores here because I feel like you're way off here.
[00:34:15] Speaker B: No, I'm telling you, there was some one score, close games, dude, that they shouldn't have gone undefeated.
[00:34:21] Speaker A: Okay.
All right. So first game they win by 24 points. Second game, they won by 24 points. Third game, they win by 31 points. Fourth game, they win by 21 points. Fifth game, they went by 17.
Next game they won by 21. Miami Dolphins, week seven, they won by 21. Washington Redskins, they won by 45. Indianapolis Colts, 24, 20. So they go, they won 1.1 game by four points.
The Buffalo Bills they beat by 46 points. Then they beat a team by three, three, three, two games in a row. Two three point wins.
[00:35:00] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:35:00] Speaker A: Then the Steelers, they beat by 21.
[00:35:02] Speaker B: That's three games that they should.
[00:35:04] Speaker A: Come on, dude, they shouldn't have lost those games.
[00:35:06] Speaker B: 3, 1, 4 games.
[00:35:07] Speaker A: Best team in the league. Dude, some people are going to play you off.
[00:35:10] Speaker B: Three, three point.
[00:35:10] Speaker A: Do you know how many. Do you know what score games the Chiefs had this year?
[00:35:14] Speaker B: Every single game they had like 17. Yeah, it's crazy.
[00:35:17] Speaker A: It's nuts.
[00:35:18] Speaker B: Every game.
[00:35:19] Speaker A: Every game.
[00:35:19] Speaker B: That's what I'm saying. They weren't good.
[00:35:22] Speaker A: We know that they have the worst team, but it's.
[00:35:24] Speaker B: Here's the problem.
[00:35:25] Speaker A: For some reason they have this aura about them.
[00:35:28] Speaker B: There's only one people up.
[00:35:30] Speaker A: They make dumb decisions.
[00:35:31] Speaker B: Only one team you can blame for all this.
[00:35:33] Speaker A: The Patriots.
[00:35:34] Speaker B: No it's the Lions.
You can only blame the Lions.
[00:35:38] Speaker A: Why?
[00:35:39] Speaker B: Because they would. They should have been in the super bowl even though they would have played.
What? No, we're in the. They're in the different.
[00:35:47] Speaker A: The problem is, is that these fucking teams do dumb shit and they don't real like, especially during the regular season. Cincinnati Bengals. Bengals would have. Definitely. If the Cincinnati Bengals could have played them in the playoffs, they would have. They would have won because Joe Barrow doesn't down his pants like the other people we needed. Joe Burrow Verse.
[00:36:10] Speaker B: Patrick, does Kelsey retire? Yes, if they win.
[00:36:13] Speaker A: He's terrible, dude. He's legit terrible.
[00:36:15] Speaker B: Yeah, he isn't. Was not good.
[00:36:17] Speaker A: And. And guess what? What is even worse than just playing on the field is his outfits that he came to the stadium with like. With his stupid stripes. It wasn't even like. I didn't even understand it. It was such a bad suit. And then he had a hat on with two, three stripes on it. It makes zero sense.
[00:36:33] Speaker B: So he looked like Melania's hat.
[00:36:35] Speaker A: If. If Elon Musk came on TV and said that I actually gave the Nazi salute, that would be less insulting than what? What? Travis Kelsey showed up to the stadium. That's how embarrassing that outfit was.
[00:36:47] Speaker B: Dead embarrassing.
[00:36:50] Speaker A: But yeah, football, it. Listen, football's a drug. It's a drug.
[00:36:54] Speaker B: Oh, yeah.
[00:36:55] Speaker A: We're gonna say we hate it, but we are gonna inject it in our veins every second. So I will be watching the Super Bowl. I will be hate watching it. Obviously we don't want mahomes.
[00:37:04] Speaker B: I'm actually going to be watching it here with you.
[00:37:06] Speaker A: I'm gonna. If I invite you. If you're invited.
[00:37:09] Speaker B: I invited myself. Me and my whole family's coming.
How do you like me now?
[00:37:14] Speaker C: Now?
[00:37:16] Speaker A: What a shock.
[00:37:17] Speaker B: I will bring wings, though. And I will. I won't make them.
[00:37:20] Speaker A: No, absolutely not.
[00:37:20] Speaker B: I'll make the normal ones.
[00:37:22] Speaker A: No, you brought these drumsticks. I would disgust.
[00:37:24] Speaker B: I'm going to make. No, they weren't disgusting. They were just huge. I'll bring normal wings.
[00:37:29] Speaker A: I'll do my own wings.
[00:37:30] Speaker B: See, now you're just trolling me.
[00:37:32] Speaker A: No, do something else.
[00:37:33] Speaker B: All right.
[00:37:33] Speaker A: I don't trust you. It's too important.
[00:37:35] Speaker B: You mean you don't trust.
[00:37:36] Speaker A: It's too important to the game for you to come with your wings? I'd rather get them from out back.
[00:37:42] Speaker B: I mean, eagle. I'll make eagle wings that I made. They were eagle wings.
[00:37:50] Speaker A: No, those things were monstrous.
[00:37:51] Speaker B: They were so big.
[00:37:52] Speaker A: They were like.
You know when you Go to, like, the.
[00:37:55] Speaker B: They were drums.
[00:37:56] Speaker A: The tops. Fail fair.
[00:37:57] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:37:57] Speaker A: And you get the turkey legs. Yeah.
[00:37:59] Speaker B: They look huge.
[00:37:59] Speaker A: That's what you brought here.
[00:38:00] Speaker B: Well, I didn't tell them to make the biggest. Biggest chickens in the world.
[00:38:05] Speaker A: No, those are. You. Those weren't chickens, dude.
[00:38:07] Speaker B: I'll make. You know what I'll make Maybe those stuffed jalapenos that I made for Thanksgiving. That one. You.
[00:38:12] Speaker A: I get down with those.
[00:38:13] Speaker B: Those. And maybe I can make, like, a seven layer dip or something.
[00:38:16] Speaker A: You plan too much. That's my opinion. Like, you plan way too much.
[00:38:20] Speaker B: I don't. I.
[00:38:21] Speaker A: You plan too much.
[00:38:22] Speaker B: I do. I. I'm a habitual overthinker.
[00:38:25] Speaker A: Yes.
[00:38:26] Speaker B: And, like, everyone thinks that, like, I'm spontaneous, but they don't understand. It's like, I've been thinking about these things for months before I make a move. So it's spontaneous to everybody else, but I've been dwelling on it for, like, months.
[00:38:40] Speaker A: So you're telling me the time you bought that Mustang, you were thinking about it the whole time? You just.
[00:38:45] Speaker B: Not specifically a Mustang. A car. And I'll tell you why. Because my grandmother kept taking the car away from me.
[00:38:52] Speaker A: Okay.
[00:38:52] Speaker B: No, you can't. No, give me the keys. Over and over again for months. It's like, I got to get to work. Well, too bad. Get somebody to give you a ride. It's like, I didn't even do anything. You're just doing this to just be like. You know how I am.
[00:39:06] Speaker A: Sorry I brought you the wrong $5 scratch.
[00:39:09] Speaker B: That's what I'm saying. It's like, for the dumbest thing, I.
[00:39:11] Speaker A: Got the crossword scratch tickets. I know you hate this crossword.
[00:39:14] Speaker B: It's like, hey, you're asking me. I'm out with my friends. I'm in Medford, and you're like, hey, bring me an uno cheeseburger. It's like, hey, it's 6:00 and I'm out. I'm not, like, around. So don't. Now I come home, and you're gonna take my car away the next day because I didn't bring it. It's like, so that happened for months. And then I'm like, I can't do this anymore. Anymore.
[00:39:36] Speaker A: There's not worse when someone hangs something over your head. Like, that is a bad. That's a bad feeling.
[00:39:40] Speaker B: It's. It's a horrible feeling.
[00:39:42] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:39:43] Speaker B: So it seemed very spontaneous to everybody.
[00:39:47] Speaker A: Else, but it wasn't.
[00:39:49] Speaker B: But it wasn't.
So. And that's, like 90 of my life.
So we did talk about the bills. I did want to. Just a quick little. If you are a fan of Walgreens, they're closing 500 stores.
[00:40:05] Speaker A: What?
[00:40:06] Speaker B: 500 stores?
[00:40:08] Speaker A: So where do we know if they're around us? There's got to be one.
[00:40:12] Speaker B: There's a few in Massachusetts.
[00:40:13] Speaker A: Okay.
[00:40:15] Speaker B: I think it's like four or five in Massachusetts. Hopefully they're not super close to us.
[00:40:21] Speaker A: So I. So in my head now, I have them ranked different than probably you. I. I do think that CVS is better than Walgreens, and I hate cvs. Like the checkout situation.
[00:40:31] Speaker B: Yeah. No, it's atrocious. So I'm like the. I'm. I go to Saugus.
[00:40:36] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:40:37] Speaker B: I usually. My prescriptions go to cvs. The one on Rome, they have a nice cvs.
[00:40:42] Speaker A: Yes.
[00:40:42] Speaker B: The one in Riviera's atrocious. Parking's atrocious.
[00:40:46] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:40:46] Speaker B: Anything that's atrocious. I would much rather go to the Walgreens when I lived in Riviera, because they have a massive parking lot. My father threw a guy in a trunk at that Walgreens.
[00:40:58] Speaker A: That was at that Walgreens.
[00:40:59] Speaker B: I was at that Walgreens.
[00:41:01] Speaker A: Nice, Nice.
[00:41:01] Speaker B: Yeah. My mother out a window at that Walgreens. I have a lot of ties to that Walgreens.
[00:41:06] Speaker A: Yeah. That is a trashy Walgreens. It is, it is. I mean, clearly, if people are getting thrown in trunks, it is out the.
[00:41:12] Speaker B: Window, but it's my Walgreens.
[00:41:14] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:41:15] Speaker B: You know, it's crazy because it's right.
[00:41:17] Speaker A: Next to, like, a fire station, and like this, it's everything right open. So for that's. For those acts to happen. That brazen. Like, that's a braid. Those are two brazen acts. Just like.
Yeah. And basically, like a stone's throw from City Hall.
[00:41:31] Speaker B: Like, tell me you don't care.
[00:41:32] Speaker A: Yeah. Like that if you shop. I actually hate shopping in that Walgreens. Just, like, the look of it, the way people are in there. Like, it ain't my walk.
[00:41:40] Speaker B: Well, that's how I feel about that cvs, too.
[00:41:42] Speaker A: You think that's how, like, the libs feel about President Trump?
[00:41:45] Speaker B: Like, that's exactly how.
[00:41:46] Speaker A: Like, this ain't my president.
[00:41:47] Speaker B: That's not my president.
[00:41:48] Speaker A: Yeah, that's.
[00:41:49] Speaker B: Guess what, buddy. It is.
[00:41:50] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:41:51] Speaker B: Speaking of presidents, he said that he's going to declassify fucking the assassinations of jfk, rfk, and Martin Luther the King. How do you feel about that?
[00:42:01] Speaker A: Well, here's my question, and it's a simple question.
What don't we already know about these things? I guess we don't know who did it.
[00:42:09] Speaker B: Yeah, I mean, we speculate, but we know that it was probably the US Government that did it.
[00:42:14] Speaker A: So do you think, like, in that folder, it's going to be like, the CIA did it? The CIA did it. You. That's what's going to be in the folder?
[00:42:20] Speaker B: Oh, it's like if, like, we found out that the NFL is scripted. It's like we knew all along.
[00:42:26] Speaker A: Yeah, but you think that. My point of, like, do you think that the CIA. And this is a good point from. From our guy, Joey Boats. Joey Boat. This is a thing from Joey Boats, who has to come on this podcast.
[00:42:37] Speaker B: Gotta bring him up.
[00:42:38] Speaker A: He said, what do you think that they're just gonna have it fucking written down in a folder? Hey, we did this.
[00:42:43] Speaker B: No, but you're gonna have the plans. I'm sure that there's plenty of paperwork that needs to get pushed around before you can just assassinate a president.
[00:42:51] Speaker A: Well, did he already release it?
[00:42:53] Speaker B: I. I don't know.
[00:42:54] Speaker A: This is my point. So is it released? And why don't we know more?
[00:42:57] Speaker B: Yeah, well, it's probably not released yet. He signed, like, a hundred executive orders. He signed a couple other crazy ones, too. Like, everyone has to go back to work in, like, federal. Like that are working from home. You all got to go back to work. What should be pretty good for the restaurant. You might need to. They go out opening lunches again. Coming soon.
[00:43:20] Speaker A: Yeah, we could be talking about that. We've been throwing that around.
[00:43:24] Speaker B: Yeah, they're all going back.
The diversity hires are getting halted. Not halted, but it's going to be more balanced.
[00:43:33] Speaker A: I don't think there's anything more racist than you having. So, like, the Rooney rule in the NFL. There's nothing more racist than you telling somebody, hey, you got to look at this person's skin color. You got to look at what this person. Exactly this person's race are.
[00:43:47] Speaker B: He's saying it's going to be based off merit. Not the color of your skin anymore. Not if you're lgbtq.
[00:43:53] Speaker A: I think that's better for everybody.
[00:43:55] Speaker B: It is. Of course it is.
[00:43:56] Speaker A: Let's not just say, oh, do you.
[00:43:58] Speaker B: Know, every time I apply to a job legitimately and they ask me, oh, and I check white and I check male, I immediately say, I'm not getting this job. There's no way.
[00:44:08] Speaker A: I will agree. They're trying to take the white man down.
[00:44:11] Speaker B: They have the white male, and I get it. And, well, what I will Say is like for places like Harvard that do this, it's a little unfair to like Asians because you have to score higher and everything than everybody else.
[00:44:25] Speaker A: How do they tell if it's an Asian on there?
[00:44:27] Speaker B: Like how would they tell? You have to check it.
[00:44:30] Speaker A: But how would they tell? Like it's not like they all have the same names and like.
[00:44:34] Speaker B: Well, yeah, yeah, I don't think so. They do all look the same.
Yeah. So I think that something like that levels the playing field for everybody. It should be based off merit. Not the color of your skin, not your sexuality, not who's. If you like to suck dick or not. Not if you want to get your dick chopped off or not. I think all that shit is ridiculous. It should all be based off merit.
And that's how it was for fucking hundreds of years. Let's get back to that. Has nothing to do with race. Has nothing to do with fucking sexuality. It's all has to do do with if I'm qualified or not.
Yeah, that was the executive order that he passed.
[00:45:17] Speaker A: I think it's a great executive order. Not that we're like super political.
[00:45:21] Speaker B: No, I agree. But it's like, come on, what are we doing here? It's like America has become an ancient rule. It's like everyone's going to be trans and then we're going to crumble.
[00:45:33] Speaker A: I'm still trying to find this Sean Scott hick rap album. Album.
[00:45:42] Speaker B: I will say we are getting into. For anybody who likes wrestling like I do, which is probably like 3% of people we're getting into WrestleMania season. This Saturday is going to be, I'd say the best pay per view that exists. Maybe you'll agree, maybe you'll disagree.
The Royal Rumble is this broad series. She's dead serious. She's making hard boiled eggs, slamming people hands. She's laughing over there. She's having the time of our.
[00:46:09] Speaker A: You make an egg salad? Yeah, yeah.
[00:46:14] Speaker B: Would you.
[00:46:14] Speaker A: She said, she said we. She can't, you know, we can't just like stop our lives. Cuz you guys got the podcast pretty much.
[00:46:20] Speaker B: I mean you can for an hour.
[00:46:22] Speaker A: An hour.
[00:46:23] Speaker C: You guys are.
[00:46:24] Speaker B: Three hours. No, no one's doing three hours. Nico doesn't. We can't even get Nico to show up.
[00:46:29] Speaker A: Nico didn't show up again, Chris. Why?
[00:46:31] Speaker B: What's wrong? I don't know. I heard that he was out shopping for something on night that he couldn't swing it. Teardrops rounds drops on my guitar.
Yeah, his muffler exploded.
[00:46:45] Speaker A: I don't know he's saying his muffler exploded.
[00:46:47] Speaker B: Chris pitches or didn't happen. That's what I say.
Would you agree that one of our favorite pay per views growing up was the Royal Rumble?
[00:46:56] Speaker A: Yes.
[00:46:57] Speaker B: Will you let your kid watch the Royal Rumble?
[00:47:00] Speaker A: I let my kid watch anything. If he wants to watch a snuff film, he wants to watch porn.
[00:47:04] Speaker B: So does he have any interest in it?
[00:47:07] Speaker A: I don't know. Yeah, I think he likes. I think we watched the Royal Rumble. He likes to, like. He, like, pays attention, I guess, slightly.
[00:47:13] Speaker B: So he does.
[00:47:14] Speaker A: Yes.
[00:47:15] Speaker B: Even though his mother tried to ruin it for him.
[00:47:18] Speaker A: Well, she did ruin it for him. She told him it was fake.
[00:47:20] Speaker B: Yeah, but you can't. It's not fake. It's scripted. They beat the other. It's not fake. Dude, it's fake. Does not mean it's fake. You're alone. It's fake.
[00:47:28] Speaker A: L. It's fake. You. This is. That's a semantical argument.
[00:47:33] Speaker B: So did you tell them?
[00:47:34] Speaker A: We don't get a lot of space up here.
[00:47:35] Speaker B: Did you tell them about those clips? Did we tell him about Santa yet?
[00:47:39] Speaker A: See, he's. I'm. I'm thinking he knows and he's conning us. Would you agree, Chrissy, that he knows that there's no Santa?
[00:47:44] Speaker B: He's gonna. He thinks there's gonna be no more presents.
[00:47:46] Speaker A: All their kids, like. All the kids know. All the kids on his, like, basketball.
[00:47:49] Speaker B: What's the difference?
I don't think there's a big difference.
[00:47:57] Speaker A: I can't believe how much shit she's doing right now.
[00:47:59] Speaker B: It's like this. Making the most noise.
And they were lined up next to my bed waiting for our bath.
[00:48:11] Speaker A: That was your dream. So she had a dream that. Because I don't think anyone can hear you, Chris, but she had a dream basically that she was asleep and she woke up and, like, there was a huge line of people waiting that we had all these people on the podcast and they would just, like, wait and. Outside of her bed to use the bathroom. To use the, like, master bathroom. And they're just standing outside of it. So, like, who was it, Chrissy? Was it anyone from pulling the cork? Those fags or.
[00:48:37] Speaker B: No, we didn't even know them.
[00:48:40] Speaker A: We didn't even know them.
[00:48:41] Speaker B: Okay, so maybe she's like a fortune teller and this will come to fruition and we're just gonna get guests just coming out of our.
[00:48:47] Speaker A: Yeah, we could. Yeah. Chrissy, next week there's guests coming here and they're going to sit here with you. They're going to actually wait to piss. I'm going to tell them to come bright and early, 6am and just make.
[00:48:57] Speaker B: Sure you hold it and don't take your morning piss.
[00:48:59] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:49:00] Speaker B: You got to wait till you get here.
[00:49:01] Speaker A: Pass the. The bathroom that's in the hallway and go into the master bathroom right next to your bed.
[00:49:07] Speaker B: You get like the long peas.
[00:49:08] Speaker A: What if it would. At least they weren't taking a. Was someone in there?
[00:49:12] Speaker B: Yeah, I went in there.
[00:49:13] Speaker A: It was splatter. There was splatter.
[00:49:16] Speaker B: Oh.
[00:49:16] Speaker A: Oh, someone did in there. And they splattered. You have the weirdest dreams. Girls have the weirdest dreams.
[00:49:21] Speaker B: Eggs, salad. Is that what happened?
[00:49:23] Speaker A: So, yeah, you've been dreaming about people just blowing out the back of toilets and then you woke up and made egg salad. That makes a ton of it.
[00:49:30] Speaker B: Just makes so much sense. I really am in the mood for some salad after that one.
Yeah. So Royal Rumble, Are you going to. Are you going to watch it with them?
[00:49:39] Speaker A: I'll watch a little bit. I'll watch it. I mean, wrestling's. They're going to end up in the middle of the Royal Rumble, just staring into the stands. It's going to make no sense whatsoever. But I'll. I'll pay attention to it. It's the same Saturday.
[00:49:49] Speaker B: This Saturday. I watched Monday Night Raw last night, and I think the way to watch it is after it is.
[00:49:57] Speaker A: So then you can fast forward.
[00:49:58] Speaker B: Nope. There's no commercials.
It doesn't fool you. It just goes right to.
[00:50:04] Speaker A: That's pretty great.
[00:50:05] Speaker B: Yeah. Okay, so like, even, like, even this, like, I had it. I had it play because it started. By the time I got home, it was an hour in and I started it. No commercials. So if the time's already passed, they're not doing.
[00:50:20] Speaker A: And you're not paying for these. You don't pay for Rumble. Royal Rumble. It's automatic.
[00:50:23] Speaker B: No. Do you have Peacock?
[00:50:25] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah.
[00:50:25] Speaker B: If you have Peacock, it's free. Every pay per view is free.
[00:50:28] Speaker A: So now you got to. So wait, hold on. So I got to watch. Everything else is on Netflix.
[00:50:32] Speaker B: Besides, only Monday Night Raw is on Netflix. Smackdown is on cable. It's on the usa.
[00:50:40] Speaker A: They got too many. That's too crazy.
[00:50:42] Speaker B: I think that they're trying to go all the streaming, but their Smackdown contract is still. Their TV contract is not up yet. So as soon as that goes up, they're either going to go to, like, maybe prime, maybe Peacock.
[00:50:55] Speaker A: Okay.
[00:50:55] Speaker B: Maybe something like that. I can see.
[00:50:58] Speaker A: All right.
I can get down with that. I guess it's Kind of like the NFL. It's on five different channels.
[00:51:04] Speaker B: Yeah. It's the same thing.
[00:51:04] Speaker A: Yeah. Except it's fake. Even though you do think the NFL is fake.
[00:51:08] Speaker B: It is. It's all scripted. It's the same thing. They're already. They're doing the. The Roman Reigns storyline right now with Patrick Mahomes. If you can't see that, that's crazy. And I know. Well, it's hard for you to see it because you don't know the storyline, but if people.
[00:51:20] Speaker A: I see the storyline, I know the storyline. Okay. He's not the tribal chief. Mahomes moms.
[00:51:26] Speaker B: Yeah, hopefully not.
[00:51:27] Speaker A: What I will say, what I do like is Paul Heyman. I've always liked Paul.
[00:51:32] Speaker B: He's the best.
[00:51:32] Speaker A: He's the best ever. Dude.
[00:51:34] Speaker B: He came out last night and cut a sick promo.
[00:51:37] Speaker A: No one cuts better promos.
[00:51:38] Speaker B: No, Nobody. There's not one.
[00:51:40] Speaker A: He should have his own podcast.
[00:51:41] Speaker B: He was just on. I just watched him on Logan. Paul's podcast.
[00:51:46] Speaker A: Yeah. Was he sick?
[00:51:46] Speaker B: It was so good.
[00:51:47] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:51:48] Speaker B: I could listen to that guy talk forever.
[00:51:49] Speaker A: He's the best.
[00:51:50] Speaker B: He's so good.
Yeah, it's gonna be good.
[00:51:55] Speaker A: I'll definitely watch it.
[00:51:56] Speaker B: There is one more thing I wanted to bring up. Okay. I keep getting text messages. Sabrina kept getting text messages. Did you feel that earthquake? Did you feel that earthquake? Nobody felt the earthquake. You're all full of. Chrissy thought, here we go.
[00:52:10] Speaker A: I had a call up, dude. I had someone.
I. I call. I had someone call me up. I was like, hey, did you just feel that? I'm like, no. What?
I just felt there had to be an earthquake. And this is like, when it was happening. I'm like, no, you're retarded. I was driving.
[00:52:27] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:52:27] Speaker A: This wasn't Chrissy. This was somebody else. They said that they were holding the side of their bed.
[00:52:32] Speaker B: Oh, my God.
[00:52:33] Speaker A: I'm like.
[00:52:33] Speaker B: He goes.
[00:52:34] Speaker A: It was a guy. I didn't know what was happening. My house was shaking so bad.
[00:52:40] Speaker B: Chrissy, this is like. Could you be any more ridiculous? Is there. Is it possible.
Is it possible for you to be any loud.
[00:52:52] Speaker A: I think she's doing it on purpose at this point.
[00:52:54] Speaker B: I think she is. She just wants to be on the pod any way she can.
[00:52:58] Speaker A: Yeah. Carving ice sculptures.
[00:52:59] Speaker B: In two seconds, she breaks out in chains.
[00:53:02] Speaker A: Yes. Something ridiculous.
[00:53:03] Speaker B: She puts the goggles on. That would be so funny.
[00:53:06] Speaker A: Yeah. So I called.
[00:53:07] Speaker B: I got to do what I got to do.
[00:53:09] Speaker A: Yeah. No one felt it, even though my kids said they felt it in school.
[00:53:12] Speaker B: Absolutely not.
Chrissy.
[00:53:16] Speaker A: Do you want to just, like, grab a mic? Oh, no.
[00:53:19] Speaker B: Get. Sit down with your PJs on?
Yeah. There's no way that anybody felt it. I don't believe you. You guys are lying. It's like.
[00:53:30] Speaker A: And guess you definitely didn't need to hold your bed.
[00:53:33] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:53:33] Speaker A: No, you definitely didn't need to hold on to the bed post in your bed. My question is a scared little guy.
[00:53:38] Speaker B: My question is, how long is it before New Deal has an earthquake sub?
They still rock.
[00:53:47] Speaker A: Do they have the tornado one?
[00:53:48] Speaker B: They're still rocking the R. Tornado.
[00:53:50] Speaker A: They do have a. What's on the Riv Tornado.
[00:53:53] Speaker B: There's definitely chicken cocktail. What's this cat have?
[00:53:56] Speaker A: Oh, it's. It's like a box of Band Aids.
[00:54:00] Speaker B: Yeah, it's like chicken cutlets and some other shit on there. It's like. Like a tornado. I want to say Roasted red peppers. They got too much shit on it. That's what they got on there.
[00:54:10] Speaker A: What's today?
[00:54:11] Speaker B: 28Th.
[00:54:12] Speaker A: Okay.
[00:54:13] Speaker B: Tuesday.
[00:54:14] Speaker A: There's no way that this is an actual thing.
This is. Hello. We are planning a small gathering with friends and family around 20 people. People for September 28, 2025.
[00:54:27] Speaker B: What?
[00:54:28] Speaker A: That is eight months away. This is something Justin would do. Justin talks about.
[00:54:32] Speaker B: So eight months is crazy.
For the restaurant?
[00:54:37] Speaker A: No, for the other one.
[00:54:38] Speaker B: Oh.
[00:54:39] Speaker A: Still, though, 20 people. Dude, for eight months away, this is something you would do. Like, you. He. Chrissy. He already started talking about what he was making for Super Bowl. He didn't even get invited over here, but apparently he's coming over here for super bowl and he's going to do wings.
[00:54:51] Speaker B: I come here every year. Why would I just automatically not come here? It makes no sense.
[00:54:56] Speaker A: We.
[00:54:57] Speaker B: I'm gonna be hanging out with Chrissy. Me and Chrissy, we're gonna be.
[00:55:00] Speaker A: We're definitely going away that week, that night. So just so Justin has nowhere to go.
[00:55:06] Speaker B: The only last year I didn't because Santino was a week old.
[00:55:10] Speaker A: Oh, that's why. It was so peaceful.
[00:55:12] Speaker B: That's why.
[00:55:13] Speaker A: Yeah.
You are a planner, so you would do something like that?
[00:55:17] Speaker B: I am a planner, but not in eight months. That's atrocious. One month.
[00:55:22] Speaker A: I don't know, dude. Remember when you shower?
[00:55:24] Speaker B: No, My shower. I was planning on proposing.
[00:55:28] Speaker A: It was a different noise.
[00:55:32] Speaker B: Oh, my God, Chrissy.
That's crazy. It's just steam.
[00:55:39] Speaker A: I was like, what the hell?
[00:55:41] Speaker B: I think she was grinding. I thought she was grinding espresso beans or something, dude.
[00:55:46] Speaker A: I. I'm waiting for her to make a protein shake. Cuz. This is definitely a blender coming out.
[00:55:50] Speaker B: Something. This is like, what else do you need to make now? I got to eat now you're going to eat, but do you eat with your mouth open? That. We're going to pick it up on camera.
[00:55:59] Speaker A: She's going to like, what are you making for breakfast today? You doing a yogurt with granola or.
[00:56:05] Speaker B: So what's the egg salad for if you're not eating that?
Oh my God.
[00:56:11] Speaker A: The kid eats five times a day and they think it's normal. She thinks it's normal lunch because he eats lunches. For him it is a weird. But the only thing I'll say is like, they have the weirdest time so early. Yeah, it's like 10:30.
[00:56:24] Speaker B: Did they do breakfast still?
[00:56:26] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. They come and you can have a granola bar or like a muffin they have. It's just like a grab and go.
[00:56:32] Speaker B: Oh, we had nice breakfasts when we wanted to go.
[00:56:35] Speaker A: Yeah, French toast stick.
[00:56:36] Speaker B: The French toast sticks.
[00:56:37] Speaker A: Yeah. The sausage.
[00:56:38] Speaker B: You can get either the chocolate milk or the regular milk. If you got the regular milk, you were marked as a liquid. A loser.
[00:56:45] Speaker A: Yes.
[00:56:45] Speaker B: If you had no friends. Everyone on the Pulling the Cork podcast definitely drank regular.
[00:56:50] Speaker A: I think they got the skin.
[00:56:51] Speaker B: Can we call.
[00:56:52] Speaker A: I think they got the skim milk.
[00:56:53] Speaker B: Let's call one of them.
[00:56:54] Speaker A: You want me to call?
[00:56:55] Speaker B: I want you to call one of them. We need to, we need to know what kind of milk these guys are drinking.
Why don't you step closer if you're gonna tell us the story?
[00:57:06] Speaker A: No, it's. It's not even a good story. Don't even tell it.
[00:57:08] Speaker C: No.
[00:57:09] Speaker A: Just because you brought up. No.
[00:57:10] Speaker B: And he'd have to do it for.
[00:57:12] Speaker A: A year and they'd like check them out. Like someone's either going to be drinking.
[00:57:17] Speaker B: Skim milk for a year, someone's going.
[00:57:18] Speaker A: To be drinking whole milk.
[00:57:19] Speaker B: They're doing like scientific studies. Yeah.
[00:57:22] Speaker A: On kids, like about like health wise.
[00:57:24] Speaker B: And then it's like, oh, we'll compensate you guys.
[00:57:27] Speaker A: Like, what was it, like 175.
[00:57:29] Speaker B: It's like $175.
Yeah, they like, they want them to.
[00:57:33] Speaker A: Just pound milk every day.
[00:57:35] Speaker B: We're gonna see which one these kids grows a third from.
[00:57:37] Speaker A: Subway. J. J for Subway. Tried that at one point.
[00:57:40] Speaker B: He has 150 bucks.
[00:57:44] Speaker A: 300 pounds.
[00:57:45] Speaker B: Yeah, he's.
This is a very important question, cuz this is going to determine if I'm going to watch the podcast anymore.
[00:57:55] Speaker A: He's not going to answer.
[00:57:57] Speaker B: Yeah, of course he's not. He's come back.
[00:57:59] Speaker A: Loser.
[00:58:01] Speaker B: He's pretending he's got work.
[00:58:04] Speaker A: Call you in five.
[00:58:07] Speaker C: Hello? One second.
[00:58:08] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:58:12] Speaker C: Yummy.
[00:58:12] Speaker A: Yeah. Can you hear me?
[00:58:14] Speaker C: I got you.
[00:58:15] Speaker A: All right. You're on the podcast. Justin made me call you. Wants an answer to this question.
[00:58:19] Speaker B: It's a very, very important.
[00:58:20] Speaker A: Do you want to set it up, or you want me to set it up?
[00:58:22] Speaker B: You could set it up.
[00:58:23] Speaker A: Okay.
[00:58:23] Speaker C: I already know what the question is, but I. Cozy. It's my favorite band of all time.
[00:58:28] Speaker B: It wasn't, but you're more than welcome to talk about that, too.
[00:58:34] Speaker C: Good.
[00:58:34] Speaker A: I might just hang up now, if we're being honest. Like, we don't even need it, because.
[00:58:38] Speaker B: We know I kind of want my stroked now.
[00:58:42] Speaker A: School. School breakfast. Did you guys have school breakfast when you were a kid? Like, breakfast at school?
[00:58:51] Speaker C: I think that sounds. No.
[00:58:54] Speaker B: What do you mean, no? That doesn't make any sense. Where the hell did you go to school that they don't give you? You get a. The French toast sticks.
[00:59:04] Speaker C: We didn't get that. I don't think. I don't remember having it. Like, I remember having milk at, like, break or whatever.
[00:59:10] Speaker A: All right, perfect, because that was the next question. We'll get. We'll get there. He didn't have breakfast. That's fine.
[00:59:15] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:59:15] Speaker A: Milk. What milk were you grabbing when you were a kid?
[00:59:18] Speaker C: Chocolate milk.
[00:59:19] Speaker A: Only chocolate?
[00:59:21] Speaker C: Yep.
[00:59:22] Speaker A: Who used to get the white milk?
[00:59:25] Speaker C: Who used to get the white milk?
[00:59:26] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:59:29] Speaker C: I don't know.
[00:59:30] Speaker A: You could.
[00:59:30] Speaker C: Your parents had to order that, so it was like.
[00:59:33] Speaker B: Yeah, but, like, what kind of person? What kind of person?
[00:59:37] Speaker C: I don't know. I mean, I only went to school with white kids, so I don't know. Is this, like, a race?
[00:59:43] Speaker A: No, no, no.
You were basically saying that if you got the white milk or the skim milk, you were a piece of loser. Justin said, I guarantee the. The. The Pulling the Cork podcast. They all got white milks.
[00:59:55] Speaker C: No, no, I got. I got chocolate. I got chocolate.
[00:59:58] Speaker B: See, now you're up now. I said, if they get white milk, I'm no longer listening to their podcast.
[01:00:04] Speaker C: All right, I get that. Yeah. I get that. Yeah. I mean, why would you ever get white milk if you had the option to get chocolate?
[01:00:10] Speaker B: This is what we're saying.
[01:00:11] Speaker A: It doesn't make sense. Yeah.
[01:00:12] Speaker B: Why people did, though, and they were losers.
[01:00:14] Speaker A: You know who probably did loses fucking Panuzzo. Panuzzo is a white milk. Guy's a fucking 2%.
[01:00:22] Speaker B: He's drinking white milk right now.
[01:00:24] Speaker A: Oh, yeah.
[01:00:24] Speaker C: He's probably Got with a scoop of protein in it for like an extra amount of money.
[01:00:30] Speaker A: He's getting some fucking girl to give him breast milk. That's probably what he's doing.
[01:00:33] Speaker B: Or badge of milk.
[01:00:34] Speaker A: Yeah.
[01:00:38] Speaker C: Let me ask you guys.
[01:00:39] Speaker B: Okay.
[01:00:39] Speaker C: Like, I'm assuming you guys ate school lunch.
[01:00:42] Speaker A: Yes.
[01:00:43] Speaker C: Yeah. So what was the best school lunch? Like the Riviera public schools back then?
[01:00:48] Speaker B: Pizza Fridays or the buffalo chicken sandwich?
[01:00:50] Speaker A: The buffalo chicken sandwich is disgusting.
[01:00:52] Speaker B: You're a girl chicken sandwich. Oh, yeah. Oh, you're talking about the high Riviera High school.
[01:00:58] Speaker A: Oh, okay.
[01:00:59] Speaker C: Public schools.
[01:01:00] Speaker A: Public schools.
[01:01:01] Speaker B: I'm talking about specifically high school.
[01:01:03] Speaker A: The Riva chocolate cookie was the best chocolate cookie. But that's fine, dude.
[01:01:08] Speaker B: We had like a whole snack.
[01:01:09] Speaker A: It's definitely pizza. Or I would go nachos when they went nachos. Dude, that really got the people going. Yeah, I don't know if you had that back in the day with your white ass Meltrose. But they went nachos with the taco meat. The American taco meat, dude.
[01:01:22] Speaker B: But Michelle Obama ruined school lunch forever.
[01:01:25] Speaker A: She did. She did. Mike. Mike Obama.
[01:01:27] Speaker C: What happened?
[01:01:28] Speaker A: She, she went to like, fruit.
[01:01:30] Speaker B: Yeah. She put an executive order for like school lunches that everything had to be like super healthy. We used to have like a snack stand where you can get like smoothies, chips, cookies, mad. And she made everyone get away with it. You couldn't have sodas, you couldn't have like the powerades anymore. You can only have like water in the drink vent machines.
Dude.
[01:01:50] Speaker C: When I was a. When I was a senior in high school, they had a Taco Bell stand in Laura High school.
[01:01:55] Speaker B: Wow.
[01:01:56] Speaker C: You could get Taco Bell at high school.
[01:01:59] Speaker B: That's crazy. Well, they probably didn't want you guys leaving school.
[01:02:04] Speaker C: Yeah, Pizza was the best thing going though, like in my youth. And that was like square style pizza.
[01:02:09] Speaker B: But it was, yeah, pretty, pretty solid pizza. Yeah, it was like pizza.
[01:02:14] Speaker A: We went. I went to St. Mary's for high school. They went, they went Papa Gino's for the first year or first like couple years they had Papagenos on Fridays. There was full fledged brawls that they had to stop doing it like legitimately. We'd run down. I used to like legit leave class early just to get. Just to get my three, four slices of pizza. Like it was legit. They had to start. Then they started rationing people. Like, it legit turned into fucking like war of the world. Oh, yeah, yeah. Full blown fist fights over fucking Papageno's pizza. And it was willing.
[01:02:45] Speaker B: It Was. It was. It's worth it.
[01:02:47] Speaker A: Yeah. 100. 100%.
[01:02:49] Speaker C: Did you get, you get as many slices as you as you could get your hands on every.
[01:02:53] Speaker A: Listen. I used to, There was times where I was buying eight slices and selling them to kids that couldn't get to the line quick enough. That's like, it was like.
[01:03:02] Speaker B: Yeah, it was crazy entrepreneurial spirit back then.
[01:03:04] Speaker A: Yes, back then.
[01:03:06] Speaker B: Did you get tracks? Did you get through the discography?
[01:03:12] Speaker C: I'm through the, through the one and a half albums right now.
[01:03:15] Speaker B: What the hell? It's a slow burn.
[01:03:18] Speaker A: It's a slow slog to slog. I know.
[01:03:20] Speaker C: Listen, I can't over saturate. I gotta have a time when I have the time to really dig in.
[01:03:25] Speaker A: He's not a big fan of, he's not a pop punk guy, though. Justin.
[01:03:28] Speaker B: Yeah, but, no, but I think the album is great.
[01:03:30] Speaker C: I think the album's great. I really, I'm a big Sunshine fan.
[01:03:33] Speaker B: Sunshine's a good one.
[01:03:34] Speaker C: The first album. Yeah, I'm a big fan.
[01:03:37] Speaker A: Yeah.
[01:03:38] Speaker C: I gotta say, I was very impressed.
[01:03:40] Speaker B: What do you think Sunshine's about?
[01:03:43] Speaker C: I don't really know, but I, I, I, I didn't get like deep into the lyrical.
[01:03:49] Speaker A: He doesn't, he doesn't listen to this. He's just trying to find. Listen, I'm looking.
[01:03:52] Speaker C: Listen, my. No, no, here's what I'm saying. My first, my first pass through any album is going to be like, how's this sound? Do I like it?
[01:03:59] Speaker A: Yeah.
[01:03:59] Speaker C: And then I'm gonna get into like nuts and bolts. You know what I mean?
[01:04:02] Speaker B: 100%. I think the third album is going to be your favorite.
[01:04:07] Speaker C: Okay. I'll be, I'll be reporting back. I'll be done by the end of the week, and then I'll get into the singles.
[01:04:11] Speaker A: Brandon, I got a question for you.
[01:04:13] Speaker B: You know, when you want Binoco. Is he on the podcast? Podcast? He'll come on. Don't worry about it.
[01:04:16] Speaker A: I got a question for you.
[01:04:19] Speaker C: Yeah.
[01:04:19] Speaker A: Do you think that if we ran Justin through an X ray machine right now, he'd be missing a rib because of how much suck in his own dick he's been doing over this part, over his music? Like, honestly, do you think, do you think he'd be missing?
[01:04:33] Speaker B: Here's the thing, right? When you work as hard as I did on them, when you put maybe 2,000 hours just into like a single album and you're proud of it and it came out good and you want people to listen to it, isn't that like the objective is to want people to listen to it. It's like if Al. Are you proud of the subs in your pasta shop?
[01:04:55] Speaker A: No.
[01:04:55] Speaker B: Are you proud of it?
[01:04:56] Speaker A: Nope.
[01:04:58] Speaker B: He's not even proud of it.
[01:04:59] Speaker A: I don't say it. I let other people talk. I let other people do my bidding.
[01:05:03] Speaker B: He's not even proud of it. Doesn't even like product.
[01:05:06] Speaker C: Now listen, I do want to touch on this because last week, week Marco said the professional thing, right?
[01:05:12] Speaker B: Yes.
[01:05:13] Speaker C: Here's my take. So this is going to come across as a fence sitting fake. But my belief is you can be that is professional level production in music. My argument would be that when somebody says I'm a professional, this I do think they say and they make their living doing it.
[01:05:30] Speaker A: Correct. That's my whole point.
[01:05:33] Speaker B: But that's not the definition of professional.
[01:05:35] Speaker A: Yes, it is.
[01:05:35] Speaker B: No, it's not.
[01:05:36] Speaker A: That's what most people feel when they say that this person's a professional model. Professional.
[01:05:42] Speaker B: What you feel and what the reality of the definition is is two different things. You're talking about something subjective versus something that is a fact. If we were in a court of law.
[01:05:54] Speaker A: No, no, your. Yours is subjective because that's a subjective argument that you think that your music is professional sounding. That's subjective.
[01:06:02] Speaker B: That's not what I.
[01:06:03] Speaker A: That's the fact that you can.
You can produce an income is actually a fact. That is actually something that can be proven professional. You might think it's professional, I might think it's professional, but someone else might not think it's professional.
[01:06:16] Speaker B: Can I talk?
[01:06:17] Speaker A: Yes.
[01:06:18] Speaker B: Professional definition and citations.
[01:06:20] Speaker A: You did this again.
[01:06:21] Speaker B: Definition and citations. A person who has. A person who has mastered a high level of expertise in a citing object, notion or field.
[01:06:34] Speaker A: Okay, I get what you're saying, Justin.
[01:06:36] Speaker B: But that's the definition of a professional.
[01:06:43] Speaker C: I'm gonna counter your argument about Spotify.
[01:06:46] Speaker B: Right, okay.
[01:06:47] Speaker C: So your take was that you got like whatever 16, say 16,000 streams on Spotify. They pay like nothing, right?
[01:06:54] Speaker B: We know that if I got paid a dollar per stream stream.
If I got paid.
[01:07:03] Speaker C: But what I'm saying is would. Would 16,000 people stream it if it costs more money, you know?
[01:07:11] Speaker B: No, no, no, no. It costs the same. The cost is not. Doesn't change the cost. The cost doesn't change. The cost stays the same. It's what Spotify pays. You. Spotify pays.
[01:07:24] Speaker A: You know, it has to work for Spotify. So if Spotify going to give more money, they have to charge more money.
[01:07:28] Speaker B: Yeah, that's how things work. They can give fucking Joe Rogan $500 million. They can give you a dollar per stream.
[01:07:35] Speaker A: I asked this person, Brennan, I asked this person who actually is a gig and musician, takes gigs, you know, does make money as a musician. Okay. I asked him, how would you define a professional musician? He said, someone who makes their living playing music. Same as a comic. You can be a comedian. Comedian, but you're not a professional comedian unless it's your prime source of income. I said, okay, I'm pretty much the same thing. I've probably made 2000 playing music last year, maybe more on the podcast. I'm not professional in either. Do you want to know who said that? Brendan.
That was the s. That was Brendan saying that. So I don't know what fence this kid's trying to ride right now. Tell him he's not a professional. He's not a.
[01:08:18] Speaker B: No, no, no.
[01:08:19] Speaker A: I said, he doesn't make it as a source.
[01:08:21] Speaker C: I said it's professional level production.
[01:08:25] Speaker A: I agree.
[01:08:25] Speaker C: I said that like, so you would not think, like, if somebody's like. If somebody told me if I just listened to the album, somebody's like, this guy's a professional musician, I would believe that. Right. But I'm saying my definition is that just like, listen, I had this conversation. I heard it on Will Noonan's podcast. He said, people walk around saying that. Professional comments. Unless you're W2 says that you earned your living from comedy. I don't consider you a professional comic.
[01:08:51] Speaker B: Yeah, but I agree. Not considering somebody versus the reality of if you could still be a professional comic and not make. If I'm gigging constantly. Right? And I'm touring, and just because the place I'm touring at, I'm only getting 50 bucks for that show. Does that make you any less of a professional?
[01:09:11] Speaker C: No, it makes you an idiot.
[01:09:12] Speaker A: Yeah.
[01:09:13] Speaker B: No, it means you're trying to. You're trying.
[01:09:16] Speaker A: I think you could call yourself a struggling musician. Like, you're still. You're trying to make ends meet. That's what.
[01:09:23] Speaker B: Okay, I actually have one more question for you guys, then we can get off topic.
[01:09:27] Speaker C: Okay.
[01:09:28] Speaker B: Would you consider Vincent van Gogh, professional painter?
[01:09:32] Speaker A: Well, his paintings get. So can get.
[01:09:33] Speaker B: So would you consider Vincent van Gogh a professional painter? Yes.
[01:09:39] Speaker A: Go cut his ear off. Is that him?
[01:09:41] Speaker C: Yes, I would.
[01:09:42] Speaker B: Yes.
[01:09:42] Speaker C: I would not consider a professional painter because he's dead.
[01:09:45] Speaker A: Yes.
[01:09:45] Speaker B: Okay. While he was alive.
[01:09:48] Speaker A: I don't know enough.
[01:09:49] Speaker B: He was alive.
[01:09:50] Speaker A: You know, Picasso died in 1970.
[01:09:52] Speaker B: Can you guys answer my question?
[01:09:54] Speaker A: That's shocking.
[01:09:55] Speaker C: Yes, of course. At this Point. And so I'll give you the argument. Counterargument would be like, yes, if you die tomorrow. Right. In a horrific car accident after. After Al celebrates.
[01:10:06] Speaker B: Yeah.
[01:10:07] Speaker C: And. And Bernard Cozy blows the up. Right. And people like, holy, we missed this boat. Right.
[01:10:13] Speaker B: Yeah.
[01:10:14] Speaker C: Yes. In retrospect, you would be a professional now.
[01:10:16] Speaker B: I'm a professional. Where I can't. Yeah. Because now filling out a W2. There's no W2.
[01:10:23] Speaker A: Your family has to.
[01:10:27] Speaker B: Okay, but so then. So Sabrina is the professional music position then.
[01:10:30] Speaker A: No. Yeah, you that you're just. She is the estate.
[01:10:33] Speaker B: So saying is guess who died absolutely penniless. Guess who barely sold any paintings when they were a quote unquote professional painter.
[01:10:43] Speaker A: I get it.
[01:10:43] Speaker B: His brother supported him.
[01:10:45] Speaker A: You can. Listen, you can still make professional work, but not be a professional.
[01:10:50] Speaker B: Yeah, whatever.
[01:10:51] Speaker A: That's what we're talking about.
[01:10:52] Speaker B: But if I'm. But I think average professional work, then what is that? What does that make you?
[01:10:57] Speaker A: Listen, the problem is a musician and I think you need this. You need to be stuck up cunt. That's Justin. He's a stuck up cunt. You need to be that. You need to have that type of confidence. So Justin has that confidence. He thinks what he does is professional.
[01:11:10] Speaker B: I agree. But he has professional stuff. Do you guys understand?
[01:11:14] Speaker A: But he's not a professional.
[01:11:15] Speaker B: How hard it is in. I think in different industries. It makes your argument makes more sense. It is very, very difficult to make a living. I know a band that gets millions of straight streams on Spotify.
[01:11:30] Speaker A: Yep.
[01:11:31] Speaker B: They have hundreds of thousands of followers on Instagram. Yeah.
[01:11:35] Speaker A: They're more professional than you, but they.
[01:11:37] Speaker B: Don'T, they're not, they're not making money.
[01:11:40] Speaker A: I think it's also tough with a band to make enough money to support five people, five incomes.
[01:11:46] Speaker B: Do you see what I'm saying? This is my argument where you can still be a professional. And I think you would make enough money like Ma. Of course, if Macaque Marco had a split, all the money he's making with.
[01:11:57] Speaker A: Six people, that's fine. Then I'll even give it to you part time as a second job. Yours isn't even part time.
[01:12:03] Speaker B: I'm just saying.
[01:12:04] Speaker A: That's what I'm saying. Like, at least like there are people. Like I'll get down to like there has to be some number in my head where they're like at least making some type of an income where they don't need a second job. That's their second job.
[01:12:14] Speaker B: Yeah, I make like 1300 bucks a year off Streaming people buying shit. It's like. But that's not my fault. Fault.
[01:12:21] Speaker A: No. Well, yes, it is, because you don't tour, you don't put yourself out.
[01:12:28] Speaker C: Well, here's what I would say. Yeah, I agree with you. And you'd be dumb to do it because you wouldn't make any money and you'd be destitute.
[01:12:35] Speaker B: Exactly. I'm past that point. If I was 19. Yeah.
[01:12:40] Speaker A: Yeah. So you're never going to be professional then? You have to come to that. Yeah.
[01:12:44] Speaker B: Unless I die and get immortalized and everyone's like, oh, you missed the boat. I think I just need to kill myself.
[01:12:48] Speaker A: What if you stop making tik tok tik tok music?
[01:12:51] Speaker B: Let me.
[01:12:51] Speaker C: Yeah, let me give you an example. Let's say somebody took one of your songs.
[01:12:55] Speaker B: Yeah, Right.
[01:12:56] Speaker C: Let's say some new band got one of your songs, was like, we want to cover this and it blows up. Right?
[01:13:01] Speaker A: Yeah.
[01:13:01] Speaker C: And now you're getting the writing credit. So let's say you made 80 grand that year off that one song.
[01:13:06] Speaker A: Professional.
[01:13:07] Speaker C: Now, I would say you're a professional. You're not doing anything different.
[01:13:11] Speaker B: What about me getting paid by a label to cover somebody else's song?
[01:13:19] Speaker A: It depends how much?
[01:13:20] Speaker B: Yeah.
[01:13:21] Speaker A: $500. Then it's nothing.
[01:13:24] Speaker B: Okay, well, that happened.
[01:13:27] Speaker A: Yeah, I get it. But I'm saying. Okay, that's not enough money.
[01:13:32] Speaker C: Yeah, but, but listen. All right, let's say, for example, the pod your podcast is gonna make. Let's say it makes two grand this year, right?
[01:13:40] Speaker B: Like, yeah, hold on.
[01:13:41] Speaker C: Is your podcast good as other. Other podcasts? Like, I think so. But that still doesn't make you guys special podcasts because you're a professional at what you're making your money at. That's what I believe. That's. That's how I look at it. It doesn't mean it's not professional level or that good. There's probably millions of people out there that are like better painters and everything else than people who are getting paid for it, but they choose to do something else that they're professional, whatever, accountant or whatever. The job they have, or waiter or whatever. Yeah, I mean, that's.
[01:14:07] Speaker B: I would say, I think, I think it's a thin line that gets. That can get towed. Either way, I think we're both right.
[01:14:14] Speaker C: I agree with you. I agree with you.
[01:14:16] Speaker B: Look at that little ground there.
[01:14:18] Speaker A: There's no common ground there.
[01:14:20] Speaker B: Right?
[01:14:20] Speaker A: Me and you were on the right side. Even though you're flip flopping. We can we that he has professional stuff. He sounds professional. He could be professional. We just feel that you have to make the money to consider yourself.
[01:14:33] Speaker B: I could write other people 100%.
[01:14:35] Speaker A: Then do it. That's what I'm saying. Like, you should do it. I think you could. I think you could do something with music. Cuz guess what? Podcasting ain't doing for us. So just stop putting your different baskets. Let's be honest.
[01:14:45] Speaker B: There's only one person to blame. Why this podcast is not doing for us. And let me switch to camera one. That's exactly why. You see that empty seat?
[01:14:57] Speaker A: Yeah. He's not here.
[01:14:58] Speaker C: All right, let me ask you. All right, last thing I'll ask you. So Marco is doing really well with the money he makes from his brand deals and everything, right?
[01:15:05] Speaker B: Yeah.
[01:15:05] Speaker C: Right. Okay, so let's say next year, whatever happens New Covid or the economy fucking shits, and he's getting a quarter of that now.
[01:15:14] Speaker B: Right?
[01:15:15] Speaker A: You.
[01:15:15] Speaker B: Now, you know, I'm saying, like, oh, you're no longer. You take the professional status away.
[01:15:20] Speaker A: No, no. Here's what I'll say. I'll say this for.
[01:15:22] Speaker B: But musicians get residual income. I'm getting royalties. He's not getting any royalties.
[01:15:28] Speaker A: I do think that Marco should pay. Position himself in a way he needs.
[01:15:31] Speaker B: To open a business.
[01:15:33] Speaker A: He way have, like, I don't know if it's merch or something like that. We could have money coming in. He doesn't have to rely on brand deals as much. But I don't know. I would still say if he made one quarter of what he makes now.
[01:15:43] Speaker B: But nobody T shirts. I'm sorry.
[01:15:47] Speaker A: He got to position himself in a way where they will.
[01:15:49] Speaker B: Yeah.
[01:15:50] Speaker A: No one. But no, I don't think people bought. Even Tommy said it. Tommy didn't buy a lot of the Tommy Garino stuff. They bought the Boston stuff.
[01:15:57] Speaker B: Yeah.
[01:15:57] Speaker A: So he made that pivot.
[01:15:59] Speaker B: Yeah.
[01:16:02] Speaker A: So maybe he needs, like, if you.
[01:16:04] Speaker B: Are the type of person, I can see a podcast because it's a brand, but if y'all gonna walk around and buy a bonehead shirt like, you're. You're. There's something wrong with you.
[01:16:16] Speaker A: Yeah, I would agree.
[01:16:17] Speaker C: I buy it.
[01:16:17] Speaker B: Well, there's clearly something wrong with you.
[01:16:20] Speaker A: Yeah, well, he's.
[01:16:20] Speaker B: Yeah, he's legit retired.
[01:16:23] Speaker C: Let me give you last. Last example. Example, though. Let's say the podcast, for example. Our podcast.
[01:16:27] Speaker B: Yes.
[01:16:27] Speaker C: Which makes a little bit of money, but not a lot of money at all. And you run three events a year, and those make really good money. You decide to pivot. You. You focus on the events. You still do the podcast, but you focus on the events. The events bring in money. Are you a professional podcast or are.
[01:16:42] Speaker B: You professional, like, you know, you're an event planner?
[01:16:45] Speaker A: No, because I know. I think you're wrong about that. I'll tell you why. Because the podcast is creating a community and the community. Communities going to the event. So.
[01:16:52] Speaker B: No, I would go hand in hand. But you also. You're a professional event planner.
[01:16:56] Speaker A: Listen, that's what I'm saying.
[01:16:57] Speaker C: So say Justin started doing big events for, like, other bands and he's making the lion's share of his money from that.
[01:17:03] Speaker A: I would call him.
That's different.
[01:17:06] Speaker B: No, I would be a booker.
[01:17:07] Speaker A: Yes, because you're not. These people are buying. They're going to your events for you. They're not going. If he's booking for somebody else, they're not going to those events.
[01:17:16] Speaker B: Yeah, they're not going one for me.
[01:17:17] Speaker A: So that's. That's the difference.
[01:17:19] Speaker B: In my mind, I would be a booker. That's all.
[01:17:20] Speaker C: Okay. All right.
[01:17:22] Speaker A: Which. Yeah, you. You are making all these events. So this is great. You know, can we. Is there any chance that we should. Bad Brain can get a little trickle down money or like, trickle down?
[01:17:33] Speaker B: I think that we should do like a collab event. I. I would love to do. I've been saying this for a while, is.
[01:17:39] Speaker C: I agree.
[01:17:39] Speaker B: We want to do like a. A live event where it's like, we're doing like, everyone does like five minutes of like, stand up or whatever or a panel or a Q A or something like that. You have merch, you have maybe different vendors and you make like a little event out of it. You have. We can have. Mark Lewis will be there. Tommy Guarino will be there.
[01:18:04] Speaker A: Then I'll pull.
[01:18:04] Speaker B: I'm just saying. No, they would go.
[01:18:08] Speaker A: The Boston Crowd Creator summit, you could say.
[01:18:10] Speaker B: You could say that. They wouldn't all you want, but they would.
I wanted to do something like that for a long time. I think it would be good. I think it'd be a good way to cross fans. And I think it would be funny to have to watch Al go up and do five minutes of stand up comedy. That'd be easy, Nico, to go up and do five minutes of stand up comedy.
[01:18:30] Speaker C: I think that would be great. I think that'd be great. And then you can play music after.
[01:18:33] Speaker B: We.
[01:18:34] Speaker C: We've done that exact event before, Lily. Ps.
[01:18:36] Speaker A: We did.
[01:18:36] Speaker C: We had a live podcast, then we had the band afterwards.
[01:18:39] Speaker B: Yeah.
[01:18:39] Speaker C: Like, because here's. Here's what you remember. People want to come to those events a lot of times because they want to meet.
[01:18:45] Speaker B: I agree.
[01:18:46] Speaker C: Like people who listen to the podcast. Right? It's like. Like I pulled up the flow golf on Saturday or Sunday, and I saw a Delvecchio truck and I almost yelled out, who owes out a thousand bucks?
[01:18:55] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, you should have done that. It was probably the kid with the tightest pants on in the place.
[01:19:00] Speaker B: Bailey even get out of the truck.
[01:19:01] Speaker A: If you saw that, it's just like, you should have just went, okay, that kid got the tightest pants. It's got to be this kid.
[01:19:06] Speaker B: He's got to be a bonehead or a brainy.
[01:19:08] Speaker C: Well, he's definitely got a thousand bucks if he's around and full golf on Saturday morning. You know what I mean?
[01:19:13] Speaker A: Oh, he's got. He's got money up.
[01:19:15] Speaker B: Can we all go? Can we go? The three of us go this week. I haven't been. And I want to. I. I've been itching to go.
[01:19:22] Speaker A: You can't go off. Yeah, he's got to bay every single. This kid's. He's a member now. You got to bay every two hours every day.
[01:19:28] Speaker B: Yeah, I want to go. I'm off Thursday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday. But it has to be like, around, like five when she gets home.
[01:19:37] Speaker A: Yeah, that's. That's not gonna happen.
[01:19:39] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, that's during the off brand hours. But I would go with you anyways during that time. You let me know when you want to go.
[01:19:46] Speaker B: You can't go like Thursday at like 5.
What time are they open till Thursday night?
[01:19:52] Speaker C: I got. Thursday night. I got my league.
[01:19:54] Speaker B: What time are they open till they're.
[01:19:56] Speaker A: Open to like, 10, 11.
[01:19:58] Speaker B: Okay.
I get out of work around then anyways.
[01:20:02] Speaker A: Why don't you plug your two events that you guys. That you guys got coming up? Are we gonna.
[01:20:07] Speaker C: Yeah, we got a comedy event. March 29th.
Will Noonan. Danny's gonna get up there. Sean O'Brien Jr. Sean O'Brien senior was there last year.
[01:20:20] Speaker B: I saw him on the Oven podcast, right?
[01:20:23] Speaker A: Yes.
[01:20:23] Speaker C: Yeah. Great.
[01:20:26] Speaker B: Next time you do a comedy event, me and I want to do five minutes. Not even three minutes.
[01:20:32] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, three minutes. And then we get the golf tournament. May 20th.
[01:20:37] Speaker B: Stand up comedy.
[01:20:38] Speaker A: Can you let him do his plug here?
[01:20:39] Speaker B: Yeah, I'm sorry.
[01:20:41] Speaker C: No.
[01:20:42] Speaker B: May.
[01:20:42] Speaker C: I think it's 23rd or 24th, whatever that Friday is. We have the golf tournament raised my consistent fibrosis. And that's going to be.
[01:20:47] Speaker A: Can you just plug me in for two foursomes for that. I mean, I text.
[01:20:53] Speaker C: I got your reserve. I got your reserve.
[01:20:54] Speaker B: Don't worry.
[01:20:55] Speaker C: You're all set.
[01:20:57] Speaker B: Are we doing a bad brain thing?
[01:20:59] Speaker A: I haven't decided who I'm bringing for.
[01:21:00] Speaker B: My eight people, so I'm coming. I already texted them on YouTube and said, pencil bad brain in.
[01:21:06] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, you guys are right.
[01:21:08] Speaker A: Unless you want a third force.
[01:21:10] Speaker C: Are we gonna do this, like, flow golf thing that Lawrence greeno wants to.
[01:21:16] Speaker A: Can we control Lawrence a little bit? That's my question. He seems like he's just a wild card. 24 7. How'd that podcast go? It seemed like you guys had a good time.
[01:21:23] Speaker B: Is he drinking?
[01:21:25] Speaker C: He had a couple, but nothing crazy. Yeah, it was good. It was fun. He was. He was fun. Yeah.
[01:21:29] Speaker A: If I had to say who was the drunken podcast, it had to be Danny.
[01:21:34] Speaker C: I mean, that's not really questionable.
[01:21:36] Speaker A: I mean, yeah, he seemed like he was the drunkest on the podcast. He was.
[01:21:40] Speaker C: But by the time we got the page, I mean, his Atlanta story was longer than Marco's picture story.
[01:21:46] Speaker B: And, like, parents, that was so long.
[01:21:49] Speaker C: Yeah. Yeah. I had a nightmare last night that I was still listening to both those stories.
[01:21:54] Speaker A: Yeah, you're just, like, stuck.
[01:21:57] Speaker C: I was just stuck there listening to both those stories. The worst part about the Marco story, because I listen to every bad brain, is that I had already watched him tell it on his, like, his Instagram.
[01:22:08] Speaker A: That I. I know. I know. He couldn't help himself. He had to tell it twice.
[01:22:12] Speaker C: Hey. Yeah, listen, and by the way, I know. I already have my theory. My theory is that that chick that his dad was. Was with, probably she died, right?
[01:22:21] Speaker A: She's dead.
[01:22:21] Speaker C: Yeah, she probably was. And he said that his dad doesn't really, like, organize to take care of. She was probably dating him for, like, two months. She was at his house. She, like, organized some pictures for him, put the sticky note on a bunch of pictures, and then when she died, the other girl cleaned out her apartment. Just probably threw it in the attic.
[01:22:37] Speaker B: Exactly.
[01:22:37] Speaker C: I think it's pretty. Pretty simple. I don't think there was any nefarious.
[01:22:40] Speaker B: I think that's exactly what happened, Especially his. His dad was on a hound.
[01:22:44] Speaker A: So you don't think that she was just, like, you know, playing the old dj, you know, to those pitches?
[01:22:51] Speaker B: No.
[01:22:52] Speaker A: Have you seen.
[01:22:54] Speaker C: I have not seen the pictures.
[01:22:56] Speaker A: There's some shirtless pictures of the father in there.
[01:22:58] Speaker B: So not.
[01:22:59] Speaker A: Yes, there is.
[01:23:00] Speaker B: Oh, there is.
[01:23:01] Speaker A: Yes, there is. Justin. He sent them over.
[01:23:04] Speaker B: Shirtless picture of his father in family party.
[01:23:09] Speaker A: There's a picture of my Anthony with his shirt it off.
Yep. Hold on. I got it now. Let me just.
[01:23:16] Speaker B: Doing skin to skin contact.
[01:23:18] Speaker A: Yeah, they were doing skin to skin.
[01:23:21] Speaker C: That would be. That would be an awkward picture to go nuts to. You know why?
[01:23:26] Speaker B: Running around with his shirt off at a family party like, what?
[01:23:29] Speaker A: Am I right? Am I right?
[01:23:31] Speaker B: That's so weird.
[01:23:32] Speaker A: He's in the room, he's got his shirt off.
[01:23:34] Speaker B: He's doing the Zoolander face.
[01:23:36] Speaker A: He must shave his chest. He must shave his chest.
[01:23:39] Speaker C: I got an idea, guy.
The next time the Nico's not gonna go, just. Why don't you just text me and I'll just come.
[01:23:46] Speaker A: We were actually gonna do that call.
[01:23:48] Speaker B: You and Al told me. No, don't call him. He's coming from Wakefield.
[01:23:51] Speaker A: We were already.
[01:23:52] Speaker C: I would have come.
[01:23:53] Speaker A: I know. We could have got you here. That would have been.
[01:23:54] Speaker C: If I can't go, I'll just tell you I can't go.
[01:23:56] Speaker A: But Justin has had the bit today that we would have took away. His bit that he's been throwing the camera on. You know, the blank chairs.
[01:24:03] Speaker B: I know. I've been throwing a knee.
[01:24:04] Speaker A: He just keeps.
[01:24:06] Speaker C: Yeah, that's a good bit. I like that.
[01:24:08] Speaker A: Yeah. Lawrence Garina would love the buttons that Justin's touching.
[01:24:11] Speaker B: I know. I mean.
[01:24:14] Speaker C: I was not happy that I didn't have any pre planned sounds that I play like during the podcast. Like he's like where's like the drum and like the, you know, like the sound effects. I'm like. I'm like this is, this isn't everyday nonsense. You know what I mean?
[01:24:26] Speaker A: Yep. He's a big guy. He's a bit guy.
[01:24:28] Speaker B: Yeah, he, he loves buttons. He's listening. He's probably listening right now.
[01:24:34] Speaker C: Great guy. Spectacular guy. Love him.
[01:24:37] Speaker A: So do you have a group chat with him going too? Because I know like you're the big group chat guy. The kid has more group chats. It's gotta be.
[01:24:43] Speaker B: I have so many group chats now because like I'm in. I'm in one with just the three of us, then one with fits in it as well. Then I'm in everyday nonsense.
[01:24:56] Speaker A: Yep.
[01:24:57] Speaker B: Then we're in a. Your own.
[01:24:58] Speaker A: Yeah, no, it's, it's stupid.
[01:25:00] Speaker B: Yeah. Friends ones. It's too many.
[01:25:04] Speaker C: Yeah. I gotta be careful because I like, I like to talk people.
[01:25:07] Speaker A: I know. I, I was gonna, I was just gonna ask you that. Like cuz knowing you like you're sewering people behind their back. You better be careful. You better be careful.
[01:25:16] Speaker B: Yeah.
[01:25:16] Speaker C: I. I've done it multiple times with, like, my friends from, like, high school, and, like, all the time, like, we're almost like. Sorry, dude. I was just. I was just dragging you, and you're on this text.
[01:25:25] Speaker A: So my question is, how's it feel to be back drinking?
[01:25:30] Speaker C: Feels great. Yeah. That was awesome.
[01:25:32] Speaker A: Is the wheels off officially?
[01:25:34] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, pretty much.
[01:25:35] Speaker B: Yeah. They're off. They have. Way off.
[01:25:37] Speaker C: Felt like yesterday. But, you know, you. You're not drinking, right, Justin?
[01:25:42] Speaker B: No.
[01:25:43] Speaker A: Dry January is called. It's really Gay January. Because whoever thinks that that's, like, something you should be doing, it's not.
[01:25:52] Speaker C: I tell you what, it's not good for anybody.
[01:25:53] Speaker B: Al is in the middle of doing Dry January.
[01:25:56] Speaker A: I've been. I've drunk a few times during January. I've definitely toned back.
[01:26:00] Speaker B: Don't let your wife hear that. She's right there, dude.
[01:26:03] Speaker C: I know. And by the way, he also looked like he lost weight when I saw him the other night. We filmed that skit. I'll just say that.
[01:26:08] Speaker A: Yeah.
[01:26:09] Speaker B: He says he has the invite for that, by the way, because I.
[01:26:12] Speaker A: That was a pretty scumbag.
[01:26:13] Speaker B: I hate doing skits. You had some random guy if no one's ever seen before instead of me. Makes no sense.
[01:26:21] Speaker C: Trust me, you're going to be in plenty.
[01:26:23] Speaker B: I could have either been the first guy in line or the third guy in line.
[01:26:27] Speaker A: Yeah.
[01:26:28] Speaker B: Coming out of the office and been like, it's getting real loose in there, guys.
[01:26:32] Speaker A: But then we wouldn't have had this little thing here. We wouldn't have had you stewing, like, why didn't they.
[01:26:36] Speaker B: All right, don't worry about it. Don't even think.
[01:26:39] Speaker C: I think that you. You're so perfect for the pot. It might have been too much on the nose.
[01:26:43] Speaker B: No, here's the thing. Don't even worry about it. I don't even think about it.
[01:26:47] Speaker A: We. We really should have had him to, like, shave, like, a handle bomb, usually mustache, like, just a full.
[01:26:52] Speaker B: I don't even know. I'm so happy that you thought of me. Thank you. It shows me you really are a true, true bonehead. You had some guy no one's ever seen before.
[01:27:00] Speaker A: No one even knows who he was. We just found him in the thing. He was in the theory. There was a therapist next.
[01:27:04] Speaker B: No one's ever even seen this guy, ever.
[01:27:06] Speaker A: He just. Yeah, we don't even know who he is.
[01:27:09] Speaker C: Yeah, he committed suicide afterwards. He felt so I was like, I didn't tell. It was gonna be on the Internet. Then he just Killed himself.
[01:27:14] Speaker B: Yeah. So it's like, who is he? Was he like one of your retired cousins?
[01:27:17] Speaker A: He's a coke. They actually have fans.
[01:27:20] Speaker C: Yeah, he's a cougar. Yeah. Yeah, the poor kid.
[01:27:22] Speaker A: I. I probably sack tapped him like 35 times.
[01:27:26] Speaker B: At least. I saw that.
[01:27:28] Speaker A: You should have seen how many outtakes we had at one point. His face when I was sack tapping him was just making me laugh, like I couldn't get through the scene.
[01:27:38] Speaker B: So can you not have somebody call you?
[01:27:39] Speaker A: What do you want me to say? What should I do? Put send to voicemail. Bang.
[01:27:43] Speaker B: Yeah, but thank you for the invite. I haven't been thinking about that at all, so. Don't worry, Justin.
[01:27:49] Speaker C: Trust me, there's plenty. There's going to be plenty of opportunity.
[01:27:51] Speaker B: I have. I have a skit idea that I would love to do if you guys are down for it, but you might not be able to do it because you are an Irish fuck and you're not Italian.
[01:28:01] Speaker A: You have to be Italian for it.
[01:28:02] Speaker B: Yeah, you got to be Italian for it.
[01:28:04] Speaker A: Can you explain it here?
[01:28:06] Speaker B: Yeah, I can.
[01:28:07] Speaker A: Okay, do it.
[01:28:09] Speaker B: I want to be an Italian that gets turned into a vampire. And he's like really upset because he can't have garlic anymore.
[01:28:16] Speaker A: He's just pissed.
[01:28:17] Speaker B: He's so mad.
[01:28:18] Speaker A: He's just so fucking mad. He's got garlic.
Well, I think that. I think that. Wait, hold on. I think that Brennan should just play the Irish vampire and he's just pissed because he can't beat his wife and drink Guinness.
[01:28:29] Speaker B: Yeah, well, I mean, he's just like, I can't fucking. Yeah, but you can if you're still a vampire.
[01:28:34] Speaker A: I guess you're right. I guess you're right.
[01:28:36] Speaker C: Yeah. Potatoes, though. You can't have potatoes or something.
[01:28:39] Speaker B: Yeah, but you're like allergic to garlic. Like that's vampires kryptonite.
[01:28:43] Speaker C: I love it. I love it.
[01:28:44] Speaker B: I just.
[01:28:45] Speaker C: The idea you dressed up as an Italian vampire is sick.
[01:28:48] Speaker B: It's hilarious.
[01:28:49] Speaker C: I think it's a great idea.
[01:28:50] Speaker A: You got a good vampire voice. I know.
[01:28:53] Speaker B: Yeah, I can. I can probably whip one out.
[01:28:55] Speaker A: Do it.
[01:28:55] Speaker B: I volunteer.
[01:28:57] Speaker C: Did you get a lot of. You get a lot of traction with that?
That Sean Wick one?
[01:29:04] Speaker A: I don't even know. Not. Not crazy.
[01:29:05] Speaker B: Not like a thousand, I think.
[01:29:08] Speaker C: Yeah, but some of the right people liked it. It was good. It was very funny. Very funny. Hey, by the way, kid, not look now, what we're talking about, just so everybody knows, is that he had on whatever that guy's name. Sean.
[01:29:20] Speaker A: Sean Scott. Hicks.
[01:29:22] Speaker C: Yeah. He's a fake gangster.
[01:29:24] Speaker A: Yeah.
[01:29:25] Speaker C: And he's lied and being true to. Like, I've exposed him. But he's had bean shooter and Johnny bottom. I was thinking the next week, he's got this guy on there. How do you not do any research on the skit?
[01:29:33] Speaker A: I think the kids are obviously a moron.
[01:29:35] Speaker B: And how do you not do it in reverse? Like, I know you didn't know it was. But, like, you gotta have bean shooter on after because that's gonna make a more compelling episode of him. Just all over the guy.
[01:29:46] Speaker A: Yeah, no, I. I think that he. He did it completely without them knowing, like.
[01:29:49] Speaker B: Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
[01:29:50] Speaker A: I don't know how you wouldn't just Google his name or bean shooter. Like, I feel like that was a big pot of bean shooter. Getting big too, was on this guy.
[01:29:58] Speaker C: Dude, that was like a huge thing. Like, huge thing. Like, I don't know how you wouldn't have gone through, like, all his past. I mean, it kind of shows why he's got caught. And he's a bad criminal. Ian B. I'll just say that because.
[01:30:09] Speaker B: Yeah, he's not a good criminal.
[01:30:11] Speaker C: He's a loser doing his research, you know?
All right, boys, let me know when you need me. I'll be there for you. And, yeah, just. Let's do this Italian vampire thing. I'll shoot it.
[01:30:22] Speaker B: You're the best.
[01:30:23] Speaker A: He's going to shoot it.
[01:30:24] Speaker C: All right, boys.
[01:30:25] Speaker A: All right.
[01:30:25] Speaker C: All right, I'll talk to you.
[01:30:26] Speaker B: Bye.
[01:30:26] Speaker C: Bye.
[01:30:29] Speaker A: All right, you happy now?
[01:30:30] Speaker B: Yeah. Okay. Why would I not be happy? I'm always happy.
[01:30:35] Speaker A: Your father said, ch it up.
[01:30:37] Speaker B: What are you laughing at? Because I said I'm always happy, Chrissy. I'm always legit, never happy. I'm a ray of sunshine 24 7.
All right, is there anything you wanted to touch on before we wrap this. This up? How far in are we?
[01:30:54] Speaker A: We? I don't know. We're like an hour in.
[01:30:57] Speaker B: Oh, it's an hour and a half.
[01:30:59] Speaker A: What else do we have to say? We got on Taylor Swift. We made fun of Nico.
[01:31:05] Speaker B: Yeah.
[01:31:05] Speaker A: Did we talk about how Marco was on his phone the entire Celtics game? We were legit sitting. I saw one section over from him on his phone.
[01:31:13] Speaker B: The entire.
[01:31:13] Speaker A: Everything, just the entire game. Chrissy's texting him, being like, get off your phone. Just with his little sister and just Was just on his phone the whole time.
[01:31:23] Speaker B: Hey, he just wants to.
[01:31:24] Speaker A: He's like, I'm editing a video.
[01:31:27] Speaker B: Yeah, do it after. It's like, you want to just show that you're at the game. No one cares.
[01:31:33] Speaker A: So it. That was pretty shitty.
[01:31:34] Speaker B: Did he buy tickets or just get given tickets?
[01:31:36] Speaker A: I think he got given those. Think he had to do some type of promotion for stats. Stats. And Selty opened up in the hub hole.
[01:31:43] Speaker B: Nice.
[01:31:44] Speaker A: So you had to do that.
What else do we got here?
We talked about Sean McDermott being a. Yep.
[01:31:53] Speaker B: Talked about the earthquake, talked about the Royal Rumble, talked about the bills. We talked about a lot of stuff today.
[01:31:58] Speaker A: I don't think you should be mentioning, like, full skits on. On the podcast, just to let you know, because someone's got to take it.
[01:32:04] Speaker B: No. No one's listening that file. And if they do, if you take it, you're a loser. And I know you. Listen. Listen to it. I'm gonna call you up.
[01:32:11] Speaker A: You won't be able to let that die either.
[01:32:14] Speaker B: No, I'll. I'm relentless.
[01:32:17] Speaker A: I got so many people in my things asking me to do skits that my wife is just like. My wife's gonna end up divorcing me. Like, that's how many people want me in this.
[01:32:25] Speaker B: Well, you're so good. You're just so good.
[01:32:27] Speaker A: I don't. I actually think I'm one of the worst actors ever. The only one sometimes good at everything that I think might be a worse actor is Justin. Sometimes he comes all y'all. Sometimes is just. I think Justin has great ideas.
[01:32:40] Speaker B: I'm an idea man, and I think that he might.
[01:32:43] Speaker A: He. He might. His actual thing might be directing. Like, that's where he doesn't get.
[01:32:49] Speaker B: I think I would thrive as a director.
[01:32:51] Speaker A: I do. I do think you have that. Like, you would definitely hold it over someone. Some young girl to have sex with you.
[01:32:56] Speaker B: No, not. At least blow me, if anything.
[01:32:59] Speaker A: Yeah.
[01:32:59] Speaker B: Would it blow you?
[01:33:00] Speaker A: You would be such a cunt to them. You'd be worse to work with.
[01:33:03] Speaker B: I'd be like, do you want this lead role? Do you want to be the vampire?
But.
[01:33:12] Speaker A: But I do. I like the way he positions cameras, and he's all getting into stuff. He is very annoying to be.
[01:33:18] Speaker B: I have, like. I have a creative eye.
[01:33:20] Speaker A: Yeah.
[01:33:21] Speaker B: I have ideas. I didn't say that I'm the best actor. I don't think I'm a good actor at all. I've even told you I think you're a tremendous actor.
[01:33:29] Speaker A: I don't think that's true.
[01:33:29] Speaker B: You don't think I've said that to you? Let's. Don't, don't, don't. Do that.
[01:33:32] Speaker A: I don't think I am, but I don't think I'm good at anything. So, yeah, I think I'm better than some people on. On this podcast at certain things.
[01:33:40] Speaker B: Al doesn't think he's good at anything, but he also, at the same time, thinks he's the best at everything, so go figure that one.
[01:33:48] Speaker A: No, I do think. I do think that it's like the bad brain is a short bus. Something sometimes. So, like. Yes. Do I think I'm better at certain things than you and Nico? Yes. Do I think there's some things that you are better than me and Nico at? Yes. Do I think there's some things that Nico's better than?
[01:34:04] Speaker B: No.
[01:34:05] Speaker A: No.
[01:34:06] Speaker B: Hold on. Let's get Nico's take on this.
Exactly.
[01:34:15] Speaker A: So do you think he's quit the podcast?
[01:34:17] Speaker B: As far as I'm concerned, I think he quit. This. This makes three episodes that he's been on in two months. So he's like three out of eight. Three out of nine right now.
[01:34:31] Speaker A: Who do you think will be on more episodes in 2025?
[01:34:35] Speaker B: Probably the guys from Marco or Nico. Marco, definitely. Yeah.
[01:34:40] Speaker A: 100.
[01:34:40] Speaker B: Oh, yeah.
Yeah. Mako was supposed to come, but he's got a chiropractor appointment.
[01:34:45] Speaker A: That's fine. He's not part of the podcast, you know.
[01:34:48] Speaker B: Yeah, he was just a guest. That's okay. Sometimes. Sometimes. Yes. Can't do it.
[01:34:52] Speaker A: I think once we get some people in here that are just replacing Nico at the drop of a hat, he'll start, like, wanting to come back on.
[01:35:01] Speaker B: Yeah. That's all.
[01:35:02] Speaker A: But he's not collabing with the stuff. He's un. Collabing with stuff, so maybe he is. Maybe he is on his way out.
[01:35:08] Speaker B: Yeah, he just. He can't. We can see the writing on the wall. He can't. For some reason.
[01:35:15] Speaker A: He'S trying to get a job.
Trying to get a job.
[01:35:21] Speaker B: And then when you get the job, then what?
[01:35:23] Speaker A: I know.
[01:35:24] Speaker B: And it's, oh, I got a job. Yeah, I can't.
[01:35:27] Speaker A: I got to keep a job.
[01:35:29] Speaker B: So it's, dude, just quit. Do us all a favor. Quit, and we'll get guests on whenever we want. We'll get to do whatever we want.
[01:35:36] Speaker A: No, I need Nico on this podcast. I don't know if I can do this every single day. The only thing I will say, though, is it will be probably easier to get guests if he's not here, because we don't have to, like, prep him for, like, six months.
[01:35:46] Speaker B: Yeah, he just. How many times does he put the thumb on guests.
So many.
[01:35:52] Speaker A: And I don't even take it as an insult if anyone's listening to this that wants to be a guest. He's just. It's like across the board. It's like cousins.
[01:35:59] Speaker B: Oh yeah, it's. It's been. He just needs family members.
[01:36:02] Speaker A: For someone that just seems like the most easygoing kid that goes with the flow.
[01:36:06] Speaker B: Yeah.
[01:36:06] Speaker A: It's the one hiccup he has. Like you could bring Nico, go anywhere.
[01:36:09] Speaker B: Yeah.
[01:36:10] Speaker A: But for some reason, as soon as you want someone to just sit next.
[01:36:13] Speaker B: To him and talk and just have a conversation. Like he acts like we're prepared every episode. He.
[01:36:18] Speaker A: One time. Do you remember the time Nico was like, what are we gonna talk to Jake Scally's father about? I'm like, trust me, he's got a million stories.
[01:36:26] Speaker B: You just have a conversation.
[01:36:27] Speaker A: He was a Navy SEAL, a male stripper in the height of the 80s.
[01:36:31] Speaker B: He doesn't know how to like strike up conversation. Then afterwards it gets going.
[01:36:35] Speaker A: Oh, Nico asked after every good question and then he, he said it was like the best guest we ever had.
[01:36:41] Speaker B: So it just doesn't make sense. I think Nico has a lot of self doubt is what it is.
[01:36:45] Speaker A: You think it's self doubt? Do you think he.
[01:36:47] Speaker B: Not, not in life. Just in. When it comes to that specific subject.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
[01:36:54] Speaker A: Is real bad. The only one that I will say that he was bad with was the.
[01:36:57] Speaker B: Oh yeah, the. And that was like a good episode. Getting some intriguing.
[01:37:03] Speaker A: I imagine if we were getting 15,000 views on every single video we did.
[01:37:07] Speaker B: Yeah. Well, maybe he just needs to be like we were getting hate views because he was so uninterested in that episode.
[01:37:14] Speaker A: Well, a lot of people like he did it. He's the fucking.
[01:37:16] Speaker B: I think he's connected to it just because of how he was acting.
So. Yeah.
[01:37:25] Speaker A: What do you got left to do today?
[01:37:27] Speaker B: Me?
[01:37:27] Speaker A: Yeah.
[01:37:28] Speaker B: I have worked work tonight. So I gotta go grab her a coffee. Go take a shower, get ready for work. I usually am. I.
For some reason people like even though you. We just had a meeting still come late. People show up at 4:00. It's really.
[01:37:45] Speaker A: Well, this is why people gotta send people home.
[01:37:47] Speaker B: I Show up at 2:30, 2:45. I'm not supposed.
[01:37:51] Speaker A: That's because you hate your family.
[01:37:52] Speaker B: I'm not supposed to be there till 3:30 30. But I go there, I set up, I have a conversation with whoever I need to have a conversation with before. So everything. I have plenty of time to do what I need to do.
[01:38:05] Speaker A: Yeah.
[01:38:05] Speaker B: You can never take that away from me.
[01:38:08] Speaker A: I've said that. The one thing that you're always there and you're always on time. I've always said that. I give credit where credit's due.
[01:38:14] Speaker B: Yeah.
[01:38:15] Speaker A: I always give credit where credit's due.
[01:38:16] Speaker B: What happens to me is, like, I let too many other people affect. Affect me. My mood.
[01:38:22] Speaker A: Yes.
[01:38:22] Speaker B: Because it's like I'm doing everything now. You're coming in. You're coming in five, 10 minutes late, 10 minutes after we open. Right.
Yeah, of course I do. And then. Then. Then everyone thinks I'm a bad guy. It's like, hey, I'm setting everything up. What are you doing? And then at the end of the night, you get silverware. They're the first ones to grab it. Bang. The bang. Silverware. Silverware out. Now there's no silverware left. And then they're gone. Now I'm the asshole that has to sit there and wait another 20 minutes for more silverware. So it's like I'm coming in, setting up. They're the first ones grabbing it, first ones to do it and the first ones to leave. So it's like, now, if I'm being a.
[01:39:03] Speaker A: Everyone's Justin left and right. They're just walking over like a rug. He's like a runner. Chrissy.
[01:39:11] Speaker B: No, the problem is, is they're just walking right over. The problem is, is I say stuff when they do these things, and then all of a sudden, now, oh, Justin's tough to work with. Justin's the bad guy. And that's fine. That's okay.
That's all right. No big deal.
Bad guy Justin.
[01:39:29] Speaker A: Bad guy Justin. Yeah, he's. I mean, you gotta. You gotta flip out a little bit, I guess, or tell people.
[01:39:38] Speaker B: But I don't flip out. I don't. I.
[01:39:40] Speaker A: Maybe you gotta. You gotta go higher up, complain to a manager, you know?
[01:39:44] Speaker B: Yeah. No, I'm not a ratty, though.
[01:39:47] Speaker A: I get it. Yeah. Not being a rat, but also, like, not letting people get away with it.
[01:39:53] Speaker B: Yeah.
[01:39:54] Speaker A: You're, like, caught in the middle.
[01:39:55] Speaker B: Yeah. You know, it's being. Trying to hold people accountable. Because if I'm doing it, there's no reason you can't be doing it. I'm one of the laziest people in the world, so if I can do it, there's no excuse not to do it. Everyone hits traffic, leave earlier. That's what I do. Congratulations, I'm here on time.
[01:40:14] Speaker A: Yeah, I get it. Listen, people that aren't but you know what? Maybe that. Maybe they're better at something else than you are. Maybe they. Maybe they do their side work better than you.
[01:40:23] Speaker B: Maybe I do my side work.
[01:40:24] Speaker A: Great, great.
[01:40:26] Speaker B: Fantastic.
[01:40:29] Speaker A: Okay.
[01:40:29] Speaker B: Have you gotten complaints about my side work?
[01:40:32] Speaker A: I try not to pay attention to that place at all.
[01:40:34] Speaker B: Okay?
[01:40:35] Speaker A: That's my model. I like to just come in there, flip out every six months.
[01:40:39] Speaker B: Listen, I'm in the mode of doing what I. I'm only there three days, dude. I go in, I do what I need to do, and then I go home.
That's. That's the. My mentality.
[01:40:49] Speaker A: I think that people should just do that general work, like get your job done, show up on time, get your work done, and then go home and go home. Go home, go watch wrestling, you know, go do something.
[01:41:00] Speaker B: This. We did. We were really slow last week. We didn't get off. I didn't get my first table till 7. They closed us upstairs at 8.
[01:41:08] Speaker A: Yeah, it's tough. The dead away.
[01:41:11] Speaker B: Every single person asked to go home. Guess who didn't?
Because I understand. Listen, we're all trying.
[01:41:20] Speaker A: No, yeah, just.
[01:41:21] Speaker B: I'm serious.
[01:41:21] Speaker A: You don't want to go home, that's your problem.
[01:41:23] Speaker B: No, you're like.
He's like, I'm not older than that kid.
[01:41:28] Speaker A: I had enough of them in the daytime.
[01:41:29] Speaker B: I'm just saying, I'm making a point. It's like, listen, it's now, it's 4:30. Oh, can I go home? 5:00. Oh, can I go home'? 6:00. Well, you know, we ever got sad, can I go home? It's like, hey, everybody has to go home now. Every single person. Shut the fuck up. Stay here for another hour.
It's already done with.
[01:41:48] Speaker A: Yeah, there's nothing you can do. You're already out of the house.
[01:41:50] Speaker B: Nothing you can do.
[01:41:51] Speaker A: My question is, is do you think, think that we're gonna get another invitation to your birthday? Because we've already gotten three different invitations.
[01:41:59] Speaker B: I already told you guys what happened. I sent three of them. I. No, you got two. Three. You did not get three. Three how?
[01:42:05] Speaker A: I got three invitations.
[01:42:07] Speaker B: No, one for down, two or four. Two for upstairs, two for downstairs.
[01:42:14] Speaker A: She's retarded. He's sending out these invitations using a service.
[01:42:17] Speaker B: I sent one invitation upstairs, one invitation downstairs, so you can have one to put on your fridge like you had. And she could put one on her fridge because she lives downstairs. That's the right thing to do. I guess the problem is I got a message that said they were all Delivered. I hit the group chat up. Did anybody get it? I'm getting a message that said delivered. I didn't. I sent one to myself to know that we got it. I didn't get it. Nobody got it.
[01:42:42] Speaker A: What's it cost you per one to get delivered?
[01:42:45] Speaker B: It cost me 80 bucks to send.
[01:42:48] Speaker A: Oh, that's not bad. You don't have to go print them. They send them.
[01:42:50] Speaker B: They send them right up. That ain't crazy stamps. 80 bucks.
[01:42:53] Speaker A: I. I just don't believe in sending invitations for. For birthdays.
[01:42:56] Speaker B: Yeah, well, I'm never going to do it again. Only thank yous.
[01:42:59] Speaker A: That's it. Yeah, yeah, just send the text.
[01:43:02] Speaker B: So the issue that happened was it. It said it was delivered, then it said it was delayed 3. I waited 3 days. I emailed them. They said, we're going to go ahead and send out another thing. I don't know what's happening. They for free. So they sent them out the very next day.
[01:43:17] Speaker A: You got them?
[01:43:18] Speaker B: We got them.
[01:43:19] Speaker A: Nice.
[01:43:19] Speaker B: So then now everyone, now four or five, six days later, are getting the second round.
So it is what it is, and that's my story, and I'm sticking to it.
[01:43:31] Speaker A: And so you're all set for what's it called? I'm sure. Yeah.
[01:43:35] Speaker B: She's panicking. She's like, we gotta get games for the kids. I go, no, you don't.
[01:43:40] Speaker A: What? Round and half.
[01:43:41] Speaker B: This is what I said. She goes, well, they're going to be bored. I go, wait, there's going to be music.
[01:43:45] Speaker A: Yeah.
[01:43:45] Speaker B: I go, did you. We have any games? She's the kids.
[01:43:50] Speaker A: The older kids have phones.
[01:43:51] Speaker B: And this is what I said to her, guys. She doesn't listen.
[01:43:55] Speaker A: You guys are worrying about dumb.
[01:43:56] Speaker B: Not you guys. There's no you guys. I'm the one on your side of the fence here.
[01:44:01] Speaker A: Hey, get down.
[01:44:02] Speaker B: It's Sabrina panicking about nothing.
Well, we got to make it fun for them. I go, they don't. Here, let their parents entertain them. Let themselves entertain them. They all have phones. They can play. Gonna dance on the dance floor and jump around and do whatever they're gonna do. Their kids. We didn't have. You think our parents were getting us games? No. Let them have fun with each other.
[01:44:27] Speaker A: Yeah. It's not.
[01:44:28] Speaker B: I mean, they're gonna eat cupcakes and bounce around.
[01:44:31] Speaker A: What's she gonna get? Pin the tail on the donkey. What is she gonna do?
[01:44:33] Speaker B: Just like stupid. Yeah. Or like, like bags. Yeah, like bags and like that. It's like, no, we're not doing that. Not Lugging all that.
I do. She wants me to bring his car, though.
[01:44:48] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, that's my. His for him.
[01:44:51] Speaker B: Yeah.
[01:44:51] Speaker A: Okay.
[01:44:52] Speaker B: Yeah.
It's not fitting in my car. There's no way you're gonna have to be in charge of that.
[01:44:59] Speaker A: So I'm in charge of the food. Bringing all that stuff in now. I.
[01:45:02] Speaker B: You're not bringing, bringing the food you have.
[01:45:04] Speaker A: I'm bringing the food.
[01:45:04] Speaker B: Your employees is going to be dropping the food.
[01:45:06] Speaker A: It's not true.
[01:45:07] Speaker B: Yes, it's untrue.
[01:45:09] Speaker A: It's untrue.
[01:45:13] Speaker B: Okay?
And you're in charge of the. You're in charge of your godson, your godson's first birthday party.
[01:45:20] Speaker A: And you know what I was thinking about the other day? I was thinking about this because I, I listened. I finally listened to the Everyday Nonsense podcast and you try to like set me up that I didn't buy Santino a gift.
[01:45:32] Speaker B: Yeah, I did. Cuz I thought it was. Was funny. I thought it was a funny thing to set you up on.
[01:45:37] Speaker A: Listen, I got eight God kids. Eight God kids. I have eight of them.
[01:45:41] Speaker B: Who's your newest?
[01:45:43] Speaker A: It doesn't matter. I'm. I'm going to explain my, my side of thinking.
[01:45:45] Speaker B: Most of them live in different states.
[01:45:47] Speaker A: I'm going to explain my side of thinking. Okay? And then you, you could say what you want. All the cousins, the brothers. We haven't. We have an understanding that we don't buy Christmas gifts for each other because there's too many kids. There's like 30 something kids. I with you if you count brothers and cousins.
[01:46:03] Speaker B: I don't buy every niece and nephew gifts.
[01:46:05] Speaker A: Listen, so now I've got several cousins with multiple kids. I'm a God kid to every one of their kids. So I have one kid usually in all those cousins things. So if I get, if I get my God kid right out of one of them, I have to. I can't just give them one gift and they have two other kids that are a part of this. So there's three kids.
[01:46:27] Speaker B: That's why you don't do that. How many kids do I, I have the. But listen, how many kids do I have?
[01:46:32] Speaker A: Is it fair to every other one of my God kids?
[01:46:34] Speaker B: So is it to get them a gift? So if it's either I get life's not fear. Teach them early. That's why you do it on the private like I do.
[01:46:43] Speaker A: No, I'm not doing that. Either do I get. So it's either I buy no gifts, which is what all the cousins have agreed to. It's either. Justin just had his kid. He doesn't understand that no one buys. No one bought Santino. No gift. Cousins wise.
[01:46:59] Speaker B: Maybe Sky Skyla did. His godmother did.
[01:47:01] Speaker A: Yeah.
And she has one God kid.
[01:47:05] Speaker B: What is my excuse for Alby?
[01:47:08] Speaker A: You didn't buy one this year.
[01:47:10] Speaker B: This year?
[01:47:11] Speaker A: Yeah. That's on you.
[01:47:12] Speaker B: Only one year.
[01:47:13] Speaker A: Yeah. People would get mad. He goes for a man. They all would. Every other one. So you go from zero instead of 30.
[01:47:20] Speaker B: I.
[01:47:21] Speaker A: We go to zero, and that's it.
[01:47:22] Speaker B: I. First of all, when it comes to birthday, I genuinely do not think ikea, because this was just something for me to break Al's balls on.
[01:47:29] Speaker A: Yeah.
[01:47:29] Speaker B: So don't genuinely don't think Ikea, because I really, really don't.
[01:47:32] Speaker A: In all birthdays is when the God kids get stuff.
You can't do that. You can't do the Christmas.
[01:47:43] Speaker B: All.
[01:47:43] Speaker A: Unfortunately.
[01:47:44] Speaker B: All I'm saying.
Albie's not even my God godson.
Your son's not even my godson.
[01:47:52] Speaker A: I get that. That's on you.
[01:47:53] Speaker B: If I bought it and I can't buy. Just listen. I'm can't buy just one of Jen's kids a birthday Christmas present because she's got three kids.
[01:48:02] Speaker A: I'm tell every single person that you bought Alby a gift so that they feel bad.
[01:48:07] Speaker B: I think I should. I think you should. I'm gonna actually tell.
[01:48:10] Speaker A: Yeah.
[01:48:11] Speaker B: I'm gonna make an announcement at his birthday party that I bought Alby. And it's not even like a. A repercuss. I. I like getting him a little something just from his uncle.
[01:48:23] Speaker A: It's just me. It's just.
[01:48:25] Speaker B: I'm telling you, like, I like doing a little something for him.
[01:48:29] Speaker A: You didn't do it this year, though, so you couldn't have liked it. That.
[01:48:31] Speaker B: No, the problem is, is it got a. It's. It's. Listen, I had just left my job to get another job. Look at my scenario. Scenario, Ian. I had birthday.
[01:48:43] Speaker A: No one expects presents for him. No one expects Christmas gifts in this family. None of the cousins get each other gifts.
[01:48:50] Speaker B: I didn't expect anybody to get anybody anything for Santino. In fact, if anybody asked, like, hey, what's Santino size for Christmas? Or whatever, I would have said, do not get him anything immediately.
[01:49:02] Speaker A: I would have said, well, it's funny how you train.
[01:49:04] Speaker B: Your tune changes because it's you y and me. And you would say. Would you say that we're the closest out of all the cousins?
[01:49:15] Speaker A: No.
[01:49:15] Speaker B: Okay.
Sure.
You can smirk all you want. Would you say that we're the closest out of all the cousins. That we're not even really like cousins. We're brothers.
[01:49:25] Speaker A: We're like brothers 33 days apart. Say it.
[01:49:28] Speaker B: Yes. We were raised in the same household. We've been inseparable ever since. This is the dynamic that we have. It is what it is. And everyone else it. Sorry, guys. That's how it is. So if I bought Albie a Christmas present, then you know, that's why.
[01:49:47] Speaker A: Yeah. You didn't get it this year, so you.
[01:49:49] Speaker B: I didn't get it this year. I've getting. I got him gift every other year.
I barely even got Sabrina anything Sabrina got me.
[01:49:57] Speaker A: We never buy anything for money.
[01:49:59] Speaker B: Was. Money was tight this year. And I'm not proud. I'm not. Listen, I don't have. I've not too proud.
[01:50:05] Speaker A: I don't like people trying to shove stuff down my throat, tell me that I gotta do stuff. So we. So the holidays.
[01:50:11] Speaker B: I don't love you.
Yeah.
[01:50:13] Speaker A: I'm just saying in general. Like me and my wife. Same way. We don't really buy each other's stuff for Christmas. We rather go out. We'll go out to eat. We'll go. Stay away somewhere for a night. That's what we do. And that's great because when you just get in gifts because people telling you to get gifts. Same with fucking Valentine's Day. They want you to fucking get gifts. Gifts, and then everyone's jamming it down your throats. Gay Pride month. They jam down your throats. Anytime they're trying to jam something down your throats, I immediately shut down.
[01:50:40] Speaker B: I got Sabrina gifts at the beginning of January. Just random things. Yeah, like just some random stuff. Just cuz I wanted to.
[01:50:47] Speaker A: That's it.
Buy stuff throughout the year. That's my motto. But yeah, agreed.
[01:50:53] Speaker B: Santino's not getting a birthday gift because of the thing.
[01:50:56] Speaker A: Santino's not even getting a birthday, as.
[01:50:57] Speaker B: My grandmother would say is every day is Christmas.
[01:51:00] Speaker A: When is his birthday officially?
[01:51:01] Speaker B: Is it Friday?
[01:51:03] Speaker A: Friday.
[01:51:04] Speaker B: Okay.
[01:51:04] Speaker A: This is 31st.
[01:51:05] Speaker B: 31St. He's officially one years old, which is just crazy.
[01:51:08] Speaker A: Is he walking.
[01:51:11] Speaker B: Somewhat like he needs to hold on to something.
[01:51:14] Speaker A: Is he talking?
[01:51:15] Speaker B: He babbles.
[01:51:16] Speaker A: No words.
[01:51:17] Speaker B: Mama. Dada.
[01:51:18] Speaker A: He says Mama and dada.
[01:51:19] Speaker B: Yeah.
He'll say like a random word. Like more like I don't no whale more.
[01:51:25] Speaker A: I feel like that's. That's a. Like no more mama D. Those. I feel like that's what.
[01:51:31] Speaker B: Yeah, those are like.
[01:51:32] Speaker A: Usually those are your first four words. The core four I would call four.
[01:51:36] Speaker B: But he's getting there. He's like. I feel like even the past two weeks, like he's. Because he. Right now. Well, he is getting over RSV. He had RSV. We took him to the doctors. He's like 21 pounds or something like. Like that. Like he's like getting massive.
[01:51:52] Speaker A: Oh, good.
[01:51:53] Speaker B: Yeah. My kid all real food now.
[01:51:57] Speaker A: He was probably like £16.
[01:51:59] Speaker B: Was Ali eating like real food at a year?
[01:52:02] Speaker A: He started at a year.
[01:52:03] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. Cuz he's eating like all real food now.
[01:52:07] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. That's when you start.
[01:52:10] Speaker B: Kid hates water.
He's like his mother. He hates water.
We give him water, he throws it. No, I don't want this.
[01:52:17] Speaker A: What if you go like a scoop of Pedialyte or something?
[01:52:20] Speaker B: Yeah, we got. I haven't tried that yet. We need to get bar Pedialyte though. I have it.
[01:52:24] Speaker A: Yeah, get him that. Mix it with water.
[01:52:25] Speaker B: Kid Haze, just like his mother. Dude hates water.
[01:52:30] Speaker A: I just think girls hate water. My wife hate. Hates water.
[01:52:33] Speaker B: And they get those cups.
[01:52:35] Speaker A: They got the cups. That, that, that's one Stanley cup that she's gonna not even fill it.
How many of those Stanley Cups do you drink, Chris? A day? Probably like two. Shut the.
[01:52:47] Speaker B: I don't believe it.
[01:52:47] Speaker A: First time fire 20 ounces of water in that thing.
[01:52:52] Speaker B: Nothing worse than the hiccups. I get the hiccups right now.
[01:52:56] Speaker A: All right, I guess we'll wrap this up. You fat sucker. Per usual, Nico's not here. This podcast is going downhill. I feel like the visuals look a lot better.
[01:53:07] Speaker B: Unbelievable. I can't actually, I can't wait to make a couple clips off of this.
[01:53:12] Speaker A: I don't think there's any. I don't think there's any content to make clips on. On this podcast this week, but it looks great.
[01:53:19] Speaker B: Hey, so it's half the battle.
[01:53:21] Speaker A: It's half the battle. I can't wait to just have a next time. We should have just put like an empty seat in the picture and picture.
[01:53:27] Speaker B: Yeah, I know. Every time he doesn't come on.
[01:53:31] Speaker A: Yeah, get the cut out of him. I like that idea.
[01:53:34] Speaker B: It'll be a permanent thing.
[01:53:35] Speaker A: Creative director over there.
[01:53:38] Speaker B: Guys, be on the lookout for some guests. We're really going to start here. Cameron. Guests. That is going to be happening.
[01:53:45] Speaker A: Maybe. Maybe people get like a second life, a second renewal of life.
[01:53:48] Speaker B: And there's no come on and make store. If you're just a random person that listens and you want to come on and be a guest and just make stuff up like, that guy did do it.
[01:53:59] Speaker A: What guy?
[01:53:59] Speaker B: The guy.
[01:54:00] Speaker A: Oh, Sean Hicks.
[01:54:01] Speaker B: Yeah. Like, it just makes stuff up. You don't have to come on and be like, oh, I'm a. I'm in the union. I'm a union plumber and this is my life. Life. Like, tell us that you killed somebody.
[01:54:11] Speaker A: I know. Actually, yes. I think that's a good idea.
Make up as many stories as you can. And I want you guys thinking if you're coming on, like, okay, what's going to be a good clip for them?
[01:54:21] Speaker B: Yeah.
[01:54:21] Speaker A: Because we'll just ride your lies to the top.
[01:54:24] Speaker B: I don't ride them right to the top.
[01:54:25] Speaker A: I won't act like they're true. I won't be ambic. I will outright say, this guy is definitely lying. Yeah.
[01:54:32] Speaker B: There's no way. But in the thing is, is, like, nobody's gonna fail. Fact check it.
[01:54:37] Speaker A: This is going to be zero facts.
[01:54:38] Speaker B: Zero.
[01:54:39] Speaker A: Yeah.
[01:54:39] Speaker B: Yeah. So think about it.
[01:54:41] Speaker A: I'll delete every comment. Actually, yeah, we'll delete all the comments. Anyone saying that you're a piece, they're just calling you a liar. We'll delete them. Don't worry.
[01:54:49] Speaker B: Yeah.
[01:54:49] Speaker A: So come on. Say whatever you want.
[01:54:52] Speaker B: We're here for you.
[01:54:53] Speaker A: Yep. Elon Musk. Come on. Give the Nazi salute, guys.
[01:54:58] Speaker B: YouTube, like, subscribe. Leave some comments. Stop. We. A lot of people are listening on itunes, on Spotify, we have visuals. Maybe you don't know this.
You can check us out on YouTube. You can watch us look like scrubs on YouTube.
[01:55:21] Speaker A: Nico's not here. So the podcast already got better looking for this episode. So maybe this might be the first episode you want to actually watch.
[01:55:28] Speaker B: Start liking, subscribe, subscribing. Send this to your friends. We're trying to get our follower account up on Instagram. If you like what we're doing, start sharing this.
Like, please.
We'll do anything.
[01:55:45] Speaker A: Make us listen. There's no one on this podcast that's ever going to become a professional musician.
[01:55:49] Speaker B: Yeah.
[01:55:49] Speaker A: So do us a favor, make us professional.
[01:55:52] Speaker B: This is all we got right now. I can barely support my kid with on three days a week that I'm working. How slow we are. So listen, we got to make money somehow.
[01:56:01] Speaker A: We got to make money.
[01:56:01] Speaker B: We first. The first. We got to pay Al back for everything that he's put into this for the cameras and everything before we can start making money. So we need to get recoup that and then we can start divvying out money that we're getting to two ways because Nico's obviously quit this podcast.
So that is good.
[01:56:18] Speaker A: So there's less hands in the pie.
[01:56:20] Speaker B: That's what I'm saying.
[01:56:20] Speaker A: There's less hands in the the pie. That is great. That means we all start making money quicker. Yeah. I would say day one when we get a sponsor. Nico will be back.
[01:56:29] Speaker B: Yeah. So he's been trying to get us a sponsor for every every week.
[01:56:33] Speaker A: I know he's filling out these forms. I don't know what he's doing. Great, Great brewing or something.
[01:56:38] Speaker B: He's doing something.
Yeah. So like subscribe, share, listen, tell your friends. Listen. You got to listen to these lunatics. They're morons. They're so dumb. They're ugly. You know, their wives hate them. Yeah.
[01:56:52] Speaker A: Follow the. Follow the friends of the podcast. Follow pulling the cork. Follow everyday nonsense. Follow that high level podcast. Even though they sued me with one of those clips.
[01:57:01] Speaker B: Yeah, that was me though.
Still though they set you up.
[01:57:06] Speaker A: They set me up bad on that.
[01:57:08] Speaker B: Tell me my clipping skills. There were not. You didn't get a laugh out of it.
[01:57:11] Speaker A: I got a laugh.
[01:57:12] Speaker B: I said, that's all that matters.
[01:57:13] Speaker A: I shared it.
[01:57:13] Speaker B: I wanted you to get a laugh out of it.
[01:57:15] Speaker A: It was great. I had a lot of people in DMS being like, why are you talking like this?
[01:57:20] Speaker B: Did your wife see it?
[01:57:22] Speaker A: I don't even know. I didn't even ask.
[01:57:24] Speaker B: Were you like. No, I know he didn't say that. Oh, yeah, no, of course.
[01:57:28] Speaker A: But people did think it.
[01:57:30] Speaker B: Oh yeah, of course.
[01:57:31] Speaker A: But even the clip, they kind of sued me a little bit on the clip, dude. Like.
[01:57:34] Speaker B: Well, I even kind of clearly said.
[01:57:36] Speaker A: I. I clearly said, no, I don't like doing this. And it was like, it felt like it was like, yeah, well, they're like, me too.
[01:57:44] Speaker B: I even like clip them. Their voices. Me too. I love it too. It's my face favorite. Yeah. So, yeah, listen, we're trying to do this full time. I want to give you more episodes.
[01:57:56] Speaker A: I'm gonna be honest, I'm never gonna be able to do this full time. Right now. I am actually going to fucking do my own shit. Go full time, put down deposit on a lease.
[01:58:05] Speaker B: Like right after full time is two episodes a week. That's full time in my eyes.
[01:58:14] Speaker A: Chrissy. If I go to two to three times a week, what would happen? You think that the divorce papers would be down?
[01:58:20] Speaker B: No, but see, here's the thing. It's. Before we did that, we would be already in a different separate room where you don't even have to bother nobody. We can come in late night. I get home after work at 11 o'clock, I come right here. You film an hour and a half. Well, you're not even bothering nobody.
[01:58:34] Speaker A: Well, yeah, definitely. No matter what, we have to move this out of this. Out of this situation. She's making so much noise. It's on purpose. Really.
[01:58:43] Speaker B: Trying to get you down.
This is what?
[01:58:46] Speaker A: She got to stop banging pants soon.
[01:58:48] Speaker B: Yeah.
[01:58:49] Speaker A: All right.
[01:58:49] Speaker B: Seriously, this episode's over. Peace out. Love you guys. We'll see you next time.
[01:58:53] Speaker A: All right, F sa.