Ep. 140 | Sister Jean

[00:00:46] Speaker A: I need to get the out of there. [00:00:48] Speaker B: You need to get out of Everett. Listen, legitimately, it is the worst place on the Falcon face of the planet. [00:00:52] Speaker A: It's tough, bro. It's tough. I gotta get out of there. I gotta get out of there. It is what it is. [00:00:56] Speaker B: I gotta drive to football practice pretty much, you know, a couple times a week. And you know Fall street, which I didn't know was in Everett, that it's the street that the. That you drive through the cemetery to go to. Like Dairy Maid if you want. You know, Dairy Made in Malden. [00:01:11] Speaker A: Very familiar. [00:01:12] Speaker B: Yes. It's actually not a bad ice cream place. [00:01:15] Speaker A: Great ice cream place. [00:01:16] Speaker B: I would say that's one of the clean, crisp, soft serve there. [00:01:19] Speaker A: They made one of the. They made one of the episodes of the Scoop. They were one of them. [00:01:24] Speaker B: Oh, did they? Oh, yeah. You went with your father on that one. [00:01:27] Speaker A: Negative. That was Mama laid. No, that was Mama leads that restaurant. Puerto Rico. Oh, my God, dude. [00:01:33] Speaker B: Lady Mamalade. Was that Lady Mama lot? [00:01:36] Speaker A: No, it's called Mom. No. What's the place that I went to, dude? [00:01:40] Speaker B: Are you talking about Wakefield? Are you talking about the song with Christina Aguilera? Mia. This is Lady Mama. I'm way off on that. [00:01:50] Speaker A: No, not even close. [00:01:51] Speaker B: Do you know who I'm talking about? [00:01:51] Speaker A: No, I don't. Shimmy yada. Yeah. [00:01:57] Speaker B: That was a prime time. You know what we should do? That was a prime time. Like, a lot of people were jerking off to that. [00:02:02] Speaker A: That's crazy. [00:02:03] Speaker B: That video. That's crazy because they were all in burlesque. What do you think? Like the top five Markov music videos were in the 19. What do you think to 2000s? [00:02:13] Speaker A: What do you think? Burlesque. What do you think? What is burlesque? [00:02:17] Speaker B: Like lingerie. [00:02:18] Speaker A: Oh, shit. [00:02:19] Speaker B: Well, burlesque is like a specific type. Like, you know, you think of, like, the bur. Sets. The tits are all up, right? [00:02:25] Speaker A: Yeah. Who was. [00:02:25] Speaker B: Her was in. Who was the black chick that was in. There was a black chick in it besides me. And the other one. Is it Little Kim? Little Kim, Yep. Who famously had to get her stomach pump because she choked too much. Come down. That was. That was one of those Internet rumors. Like Marilyn Manson removed a couple of ribs so he could suck his own Dick, which is 100% fact. Both those rumors of fact. [00:02:47] Speaker A: Wow. Imagine that. [00:02:50] Speaker B: That and also another Internet rumor. Like the. The guy from 1D is. I'm pretty sure, grew up to be Marilyn Manson. So these. These are all facts that were back in the Day top five music videos. [00:03:02] Speaker A: You jerked off to see. I see you turned, you turned that into me. I didn't. I don't think I. I don't know if I've ever jerked off to a music video. [00:03:11] Speaker B: Really? [00:03:12] Speaker A: Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. [00:03:13] Speaker B: It might be past your age bracket. [00:03:15] Speaker A: Past age bracket. Limewire was, was, was where it was at. [00:03:21] Speaker B: Music videos were big back in the day. [00:03:23] Speaker A: Music videos were huge back. Well, to jerk off to you saying just in general. [00:03:26] Speaker B: Oh, right now they're all dead now. They're dead as the door now. [00:03:29] Speaker A: Dead. Dead as a door now everyone, all. [00:03:30] Speaker B: These music artists, all they do is make video and make songs so that it'll like infect the youth. Like they just need to go viral on Tick Tock. Like the six seven shit. This guy's fucking loaded now because of six seven. Skrilla sucks as a rapper. Do you even know anything about 6 7? Taking the ear ways over every kid saying it. You don't know anything about six seven? [00:03:52] Speaker A: Six seven six seven? No. What is. Don't do that. [00:03:58] Speaker B: Six seven? [00:03:59] Speaker A: That is terrible. These, when you do, when you do these trends, they set you up. Makes my spine, dude. [00:04:04] Speaker B: What do I tell you? They set you up too. [00:04:06] Speaker A: It makes my spine legit. Chill, dude. Like chill. [00:04:11] Speaker B: I mean, I'm around 11 year olds. [00:04:12] Speaker A: I know. So you're in it. I mean, you're in it. [00:04:14] Speaker B: I'm in it. They're like, you know, you're geeked. Coach, Coach. You're geeked. You know, shit like that. [00:04:20] Speaker A: I'd be like, run a lap. [00:04:21] Speaker B: Yeah, run a lap. Run a. I did hit some smell and salts, buddy. Right before you came up to me, which I've been hitting the smelling salts. I'll tell you what. [00:04:31] Speaker A: Woo. [00:04:31] Speaker B: That'll open you right up. I feel like I need one right now. I'm a little stuffed, dude. [00:04:36] Speaker A: I. We were at a party and somebody had. Instead of having actual blow, I think it's way better. And they were like, well, if I can't do blow, then I can at least get a piece of this. And I was like, piece of what? And I'm sitting there at like a cocktail table, somebody comes over with a can and just like hitch ya waft me. And I was like, oh God. And I almost threw up. I almost. [00:05:06] Speaker B: Albie loves the smell and salt. He's a big smell and salt guy. [00:05:10] Speaker A: You like smelling salts? [00:05:13] Speaker B: No. Okay. He don't even know what it is. [00:05:14] Speaker A: He's never smelled salt good. [00:05:15] Speaker B: He's never smelled Salt Albie is six, seven big right now. See, what I tell you? He did the opposite. [00:05:23] Speaker A: That's tough, bro. I don't know what the that is. [00:05:27] Speaker B: We should get. We should have him come on, like, monthly and just rank the top five sayings that kids is saying nowadays. Like, what's the top five sayings? That's. [00:05:36] Speaker A: Yeah, it's like the. It's like the verbiage, and, like, the language is changing. [00:05:40] Speaker B: They're always like, I'm gonna crash out, which means they're gonna lose their mind. [00:05:43] Speaker A: I mean, but I'm gonna crash out. That's been. [00:05:45] Speaker B: That's been there for a while. [00:05:47] Speaker A: Crashing out has been a thing for a while. Like the guy that said, fuck it, we're gonna do it live. That's crashing out. That guy crashed out. [00:05:57] Speaker B: Right. But I'm saying the terminology, like, they just say it all the time. [00:06:02] Speaker A: I get it. I get what you mean. [00:06:03] Speaker B: It's like, I'm gonna lose my mind. Like, that's kind of where we were at back in the day. I'm gonna lose my mind. [00:06:08] Speaker A: I'm gonna lose my mind. Yeah, Like, I'm gonna. Like, I'm gonna. [00:06:11] Speaker B: I'm gonna crash out. [00:06:12] Speaker A: It's the same. [00:06:13] Speaker B: Albie, give us the top five sayings going on right now. Yeah. Six, seven. What's number two? I said geeked. Is geeked one of them? Like, you geeked? [00:06:32] Speaker A: Okay. [00:06:34] Speaker B: Glaze. Yep. Glaze. [00:06:35] Speaker A: Glaze. [00:06:36] Speaker B: Nico glazes. The Marvel movies. Yep. [00:06:38] Speaker A: Yeah. Okay. [00:06:39] Speaker B: Yeah, Glaze basically means, like, you suck something off. [00:06:42] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah, I got you. Thank you. [00:06:45] Speaker B: What are we at, three? [00:06:46] Speaker A: Yeah, we're at three. Two more. Two more. That you hear in the. At the lunch table in class recess. I don't fucking know. [00:06:54] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:06:55] Speaker A: You cooked. [00:06:56] Speaker B: You're cooked. Okay. How would you describe you cooked? Like you beat, kid? Like we used to say you beat. [00:07:03] Speaker A: Like, is it cooked as in like you're fried like you're crazy, like you're cooked that way? Or like, cooked as in like you just got cooked, like you just got. Oh, okay. All right. [00:07:14] Speaker B: It's a little bit of both. [00:07:15] Speaker A: Okay. [00:07:16] Speaker B: Either way, like, the person. [00:07:17] Speaker A: All you. Dual terminology. They say that. Dual terminology. [00:07:20] Speaker B: I've heard it both ways. [00:07:21] Speaker A: One more. [00:07:30] Speaker B: Come on. [00:07:30] Speaker A: Come on. [00:07:31] Speaker B: This is crazy. [00:07:31] Speaker A: You're basically a jock. [00:07:33] Speaker B: You guys say all the. All the time. That's so. [00:07:38] Speaker A: Nothing. [00:07:39] Speaker B: Nothing at all. Okay. [00:07:41] Speaker A: All right. [00:07:41] Speaker B: There's only four. I guess there's only four things that they say. [00:07:43] Speaker A: That's it. Fantastic Four. [00:07:46] Speaker B: Keep busing. [00:07:47] Speaker A: You guys saying busing still I hope not. I hope not. That shit's ridiculous. That shit's stupid as. Don't ever say that. Good. Don't ever say that. You never. [00:07:57] Speaker B: Stupid. Okay, so what if something's really good? What do you say? That's it? [00:08:03] Speaker A: Yeah, it's good. It's slaps. You could say that. Slaps? You say that? [00:08:06] Speaker B: Do you say slaps? [00:08:08] Speaker A: Okay, whatever. A little bit outside your curve. It's all good, don't worry. [00:08:12] Speaker B: What about the huzz? I feel like a lot of people are saying huzzah. Okay. Huzz? Yeah. How would you describe huzz? Like, you like a girl or you just call any girl huzz? I'll watch out. The huzz is here. You could use it that way. The hus. If I guess it's a girl being. [00:08:29] Speaker A: Referred to as a hus. That sounds like. Like a fat, ugly troll. [00:08:32] Speaker B: Yeah, she's a hus. [00:08:33] Speaker A: Is that what it. [00:08:34] Speaker B: No, it doesn't mean that. [00:08:35] Speaker A: No, no. [00:08:37] Speaker B: You like the hus. So it's not like spitting game. Like, Riz, like, oh, he got Riz, he got huzz. So when I walk into practice sometimes and I tell all the boys, I'm like, hey, you gotta. It's. It's like the boys before the huzz, the bros before the huzz. Is that. Am I using that correctly? Bruhs before the huzz. When I say that, is that normal? Bruhs before the huzz. [00:09:06] Speaker A: I'm honestly at a loss. I'm at a loss. I'm at a loss. I'm so happy. I'm. I'm gonna be 31 next week. So the huzz. That's great. [00:09:16] Speaker B: I will. First of all, the world revolves around the hus. I hate to break that to you, LB, it's just. [00:09:21] Speaker A: It's just 100% does. [00:09:23] Speaker B: Yeah. I mean, Nico's fucking locked up for two years. One girl ruined his life. The hus ruined his life. [00:09:28] Speaker A: Yeah, dude, I can. You know what's so fucking crazy about that, bro, is like, I can't believe now where I'm at now. Like, just that over, like, the. Yeah, I. That is just disturbing to. To watch. I don't know, we got a little. [00:09:42] Speaker B: Handshake that we could put a little six, seven in. [00:09:44] Speaker A: Nice, bro. That's. That's good. That's. That's always good camaraderie, but whatever that is. That. That just. That's not it. [00:09:53] Speaker B: Like, this one goes like that. Can you see that? [00:09:58] Speaker A: Yeah, I can. I can see it. [00:09:59] Speaker B: And you see, I don't know if that's the right way or not. [00:10:01] Speaker A: I can see it. Six, seven, though. [00:10:03] Speaker B: Six, seven. [00:10:03] Speaker A: That's pretty cool. It's actually wicked gay, right? [00:10:07] Speaker B: No shit. [00:10:07] Speaker A: No fucking shit. [00:10:09] Speaker B: You gotta play the games. [00:10:10] Speaker A: Yeah, it's crazy. Yeah. It's so hemmed up and so fucking pissed off and so much energy wasted. I feel so stupid for wasting as much energy that I did on a certain situation that never even needed to be. You have no idea what like, life can. What life can bring you. So you just always gotta, I don't know, be optimistic. [00:10:33] Speaker B: You sound like you are balls deep someone else right now. Is that true? [00:10:37] Speaker A: No. [00:10:38] Speaker B: Okay. [00:10:38] Speaker A: No, I just. I just. I'm having a fun ass time with life right now. [00:10:43] Speaker B: You're just with everybody. [00:10:44] Speaker A: No, I'm not with. I'm not with everybody. I. I mean, granted, not gonna lie. Like, I, I work. I. I do work. So, like, work takes up a good amount of like. Which would be like my. [00:10:56] Speaker B: That sounds. That phone just like hitting the mic, Hitting the mic, hitting the mic in the headphones. [00:11:00] Speaker A: No, I don't. [00:11:04] Speaker B: Yeah, working work is like a natural thing. Like, especially in that business. You got hundreds of people coming in a day. So you're gonna meet. You're gonna meet some. Yeah, especially at that place. It's like a fun place. Like, I'm sure there's a bunch of single ladies walking through the doors. [00:11:16] Speaker A: Of course. Of course there is. It's fun. That's. That's great. It's a great, like, social experiment. It's like, I don't have to worry about, like, really going out. I don't really, like, love going out that much as is. I mean, like, if I had like a good fun time like with a group I have, obviously all the more to go out. I don't mind. But. Yeah, no, something got. I don't know what what the wind blew in, but the wind blew in something magical in front of me. So that's got my attention right now. Is it dangerous that that has my attention? Yep. I've openly admitted that. And are we talking. [00:11:55] Speaker B: Are we talking plain vanilla ice cream? Are we talking this special flavor? Knowing you, you love your special flavors. [00:12:01] Speaker A: This ain't no special flavor, brother. [00:12:03] Speaker B: Vanilla. [00:12:04] Speaker A: It's vanilla. It's vanilla. It's vanilla, dude, it's. It's vanilla, but it is not vanilla. It's not. [00:12:11] Speaker B: It's definitely personality. [00:12:14] Speaker A: It's vanilla with a personality, bro. For real. It is. [00:12:16] Speaker B: It's like you and girl version it. [00:12:19] Speaker A: Which is scary as far you at. [00:12:22] Speaker B: All worried about like two Magnets that like, like, like the same. Like a positive and a positive magnet can't stick. You understand? Like a pause. [00:12:29] Speaker A: Yeah, no, no, no, I get it. I think. I think just from an early. From an early look at it. From an early look at it. Super fun, super on the same page. But I again, I also feel like I'm being taught right now, like, patience. I think I'm being taught patience. [00:12:47] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:12:47] Speaker A: Slow, and I don't even like this. [00:12:49] Speaker B: Conversation we're having now. [00:12:50] Speaker A: And slow. [00:12:51] Speaker B: I feel like you're already in love with this girl. [00:12:53] Speaker A: No, it's not. It's not that. I guess it's more of like when you see, like the potential of something, you know, you don't know when you can kind of just like foreshadowing see something you don't. [00:13:01] Speaker B: Yeah, but you got to take it. [00:13:02] Speaker A: One game and it's got to take it one game. [00:13:04] Speaker B: You can't be looking super bowl. [00:13:05] Speaker A: No. [00:13:05] Speaker B: Can't be looking at the Super Bowl. [00:13:07] Speaker A: No. I'm thinking about gaining five yards. [00:13:09] Speaker B: That's it. [00:13:10] Speaker A: That's. [00:13:10] Speaker B: Listen, you. If you gain four yards every single play, you win every single game. [00:13:13] Speaker A: That's it. [00:13:13] Speaker B: That's it. So just. I'm just pound the rock. [00:13:17] Speaker A: So I am just. Right now. It's tough. It's tough. I will say it's tough because, you know. [00:13:22] Speaker B: Yeah. You want to run a trick play right now. [00:13:23] Speaker A: That's it. That's it. That's it. I'm trying to get from our own seven to theirs. Ten. [00:13:30] Speaker B: All right. [00:13:30] Speaker A: In one shot. [00:13:31] Speaker B: Yes. [00:13:31] Speaker A: But I think that it's really not a bad play for me personally, to just slow play it out. [00:13:39] Speaker B: Yes. So I right, I left four yards. Four yards. Four yards. [00:13:44] Speaker A: Yeah, four yards. Four yards. Four yards. [00:13:45] Speaker B: That's it. [00:13:45] Speaker A: And down the clock, we're just going to. We're just going to keep four yard and see and see what happens. [00:13:50] Speaker B: Time of possession wins the game. [00:13:52] Speaker A: Time, possession wins the game. I listen from what we learned from the last experience, if you put way too much pressure in the beginning on something, it's going to crumble, I think. And so you. You know what? Just like that good movie. What's that? That Ryan Reynolds. Just friends. [00:14:12] Speaker B: Just friends. [00:14:13] Speaker A: Just friends. [00:14:13] Speaker B: That's it. [00:14:14] Speaker A: That's it. Just friends. Just friends. Slow play. Just friends. [00:14:19] Speaker B: Who's the guy that skis in his jeans in this movie? Like, who's that guy? Like, that aggravates you. It's like. Or is that like. No, we can't put this type of parallel to it. Is anyone trying to get at this girl, too? Is what I'm trying to say. Who's that? Oh, it's Skylow. That's a shot. [00:14:39] Speaker A: Crazy. [00:14:40] Speaker B: Dude, I can't see. Dude. I don't have my glasses on. Stuffed artichokes. What a delivery. Wow. [00:14:50] Speaker A: I don't even like stuffed artichokes. [00:14:51] Speaker B: What else you got? [00:14:52] Speaker A: Different mom. [00:14:58] Speaker B: Soup is the grossest thing I've ever heard of sounding. Do you know, I've never tried it, though. [00:15:03] Speaker A: No, it's. No. That if that out of all the things that she has rattled off, that would be one thing that I would consume. I would consume any. Nothing else. [00:15:11] Speaker B: What do you mean? What she said. What was the other thing she said? [00:15:15] Speaker A: Stuffed peppers. [00:15:17] Speaker B: You don't need stuffed peppers. [00:15:18] Speaker A: I don't eat stuffed peppers. Stuff. [00:15:19] Speaker B: I'll tell you right now. I guarantee it's better than that dog one that I tried from our cousin that time that was dry as hell, and I was trying to be nice to him, and he threw all this sauce on it, and the pepper was hot. I needed a saw to cut through it. I guarantee it's better than that one. He used to get so insulted, like, because it's like. Yeah, he makes food. You make. You always make food to please yourself first. Why are you trying. You. He wants to, like, make people try food in front of him. It's the weirdest thing ever. It's like he wants you to taste it. That's also the most awkward part of, like, when a restaurant. If you order a bottle of wine. [00:15:55] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:15:55] Speaker B: And they make you taste in front of you. It's definitely the most. I always try to make it extra awkward for the waiter. Like, I'll be like. And just do one of those. [00:16:07] Speaker A: That was wild. How the fuck you. You had a practice to do. [00:16:11] Speaker B: One of the first dates I went on with Chrissy, we went to Morton's, and that's where one of you. [00:16:15] Speaker A: Oh, you're gonna yell at me, bro? About dates? And that was where one of your first dates was. Was a steakhouse. [00:16:22] Speaker B: I was. I knew the girl for six years. Like, that doesn't matter. Yes, it does. We were friends, okay? So listen. It doesn't matter. See, we went to mountains. Maybe it was the first Valentine's Day. I don't know. I don't remember. I pulled that move out just to embarrass, like, all three of us. Like, we're already embarrassed. Now we're gonna be embarrassed extra. [00:16:40] Speaker A: That's good. [00:16:41] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:16:41] Speaker A: I did something similar on. On mine. I did Something. Not like that. But I got up. I got up and, like, went and, like, kind of took it upon myself to, like, literally go to the bar and just be like, all right, listen. Like, we got. What's going on here? What do we got behind this bottle? Like, this girl. This girl wants a certain type of drink. She's changing mine three times, bro. What are we doing? And. But yeah, no, I've. I think that's. I always think that's a play. I think that's a play. Always making it, like, an unlike. Yeah. [00:17:16] Speaker B: Because it's already awkward. So let's already, like. [00:17:17] Speaker A: Let's just, like. Let's just make a joke about it. Let's just make it. [00:17:22] Speaker B: Are you going to work tonight, Skyler? Yeah. Oh, I didn't know if you're just in all black because you were robbing a place or something. [00:17:28] Speaker A: I'm gonna. I'm probably gonna stop by and eat before I go to work, because I have to. Wait. [00:17:33] Speaker B: You can work tonight? [00:17:33] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:17:34] Speaker B: Oh, I didn't know that. [00:17:35] Speaker A: Yeah. I got to be in. I got to be in at 5. [00:17:37] Speaker B: Come in to eat. I'm not coming in to eat. I don't want to. I. It's just you. I stay, then it's like, I get there, then I have to stay there till 11:30. I mean, I got so much I got to do. I'm not coming in. And then no one even, like, last. And I always sit with the same person, and she always forgets my espresso. She forgets my soda. So it's like, I get it. One time you sat with Michelle last week. You forget a lot of, too. So you. And then. Then she'll. She'll sit with me for, like, 25, 30 minutes, and I'm like, do you have tables? Because that's all I'm thinking. Like, she's been sitting here this whole time. [00:18:08] Speaker A: Patrons that just aren't getting service. [00:18:12] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. That's what I want to ask you. How was Palano last night? Oh, yeah. [00:18:16] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. No, sky was pissed about it. [00:18:20] Speaker B: What? You guys didn't go? [00:18:22] Speaker A: Fuck you talking about? We're working people. [00:18:24] Speaker B: Oh, I thought you guys were all there. I just thought he didn't put a picture up of you, and he asked us to contribute $50 each. Yeah, you. Don't you want to buy something for your. For your father? [00:18:33] Speaker A: What the are you talking about? I'm not there. [00:18:36] Speaker B: Yeah, but it's the same thing as you buying, like, dessert. Like, sending dessert over to the table. I mean, I. I'M telling you. What, you're the only person that's being like, yeah, that's normal. Yeah. But in my head, like, if. If you called up the table and was like, hey, I want to send desserts for the table, that cost you like 50 bucks. [00:18:54] Speaker A: Okay. [00:18:54] Speaker B: Dinner. Because we weren't even. [00:18:56] Speaker A: We just said we weren't going to be able to go. [00:18:57] Speaker B: So you think he planned the dinner just because you guys were working? He. Nobody wanted to go to dinner. [00:19:02] Speaker A: Oh. [00:19:03] Speaker B: Was to have a cake at the house with Ms. Kim and Sophia and she invited us to come over. It was Marco's idea to go to dinner. Well, I mean, I would choose paana over just a home cooked meal, but that's. [00:19:16] Speaker A: Whatever. [00:19:17] Speaker B: Wouldn't you. [00:19:18] Speaker A: You saying if it's your birthday? Oh, actually. Oh, my God, Al. Because I. All right, I know we're all here, which is. That's great. Fantastic. We're gonna now pivot to a question that I have of more importance. Okay. All right. For my. I'm going home for my birthday and I probably will be accompanied by another guest, a female presence. If you. If you would personally. [00:19:40] Speaker B: So you're moving that quick? [00:19:41] Speaker A: No one's moving that quick. It's just what I like to do for my birthday. Shut up. [00:19:44] Speaker B: Well, wait, hold on. [00:19:45] Speaker A: Last year. [00:19:46] Speaker B: Hold on, though. Last year, didn't Marco you. Didn't he make you go to a different restaurant? [00:19:51] Speaker A: Yeah, okay. Yeah, I do remember that. Mako picked that restaurant. Skyler, you weren't at that dinner either. You were working. I'm pretty sure he was like, I don't want to go there because I have a diet. No, no. This was when he. Marco was like, full on keto, man. [00:20:04] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:20:07] Speaker A: Mine for my fucking birthday. [00:20:09] Speaker B: So we went to that. You guys are on the. On the stage that everything surrounds around Mako. Is that what you guys are thinking in your head? [00:20:17] Speaker A: I just think Mako is blatantly oblivious of some. Some like. I don't know if it's unintentional or if it's intentional. I can't tell. [00:20:24] Speaker B: Right. We can't. We can't tell. It's starting to feel like it's a little intentional because it's all so ridiculous. Okay. I thought you guys were there. Palana. Right. That was the one thing I was like. Oh. Because I. I could go for Palano. I thought you guys were all there, so. [00:20:38] Speaker A: Yeah. No, no, that sucks. [00:20:40] Speaker B: So you had some, like, chicken egg rolls. [00:20:42] Speaker A: I got cut at 9, 10. Made like $34. [00:20:45] Speaker B: Beautiful. What a night. He got A cheese pizza to go from lfg. [00:20:49] Speaker A: I did get a cheese pizza to go from lfg. I did get a cheese pizza go from lfg. [00:20:53] Speaker B: I hate getting pizza to go. [00:20:54] Speaker A: Well, I. We were dead, so I was like, fuck it. [00:20:58] Speaker B: I just hate it. [00:20:59] Speaker A: I hate it, too. [00:21:00] Speaker B: Yeah. I think there's nothing good to go. Even Chinese foods. [00:21:03] Speaker A: Have you. Skylar, before you go anywhere, have you been to any of these restaurants? I'm just going to run through a list of them real quick. You can have this water here. [00:21:12] Speaker B: This. This water. It's on the left side. [00:21:15] Speaker A: All right, so I usually go to Morton's because I love the lava cake. Okay. [00:21:21] Speaker B: The chocolate souffle that you have to order before the meal. [00:21:23] Speaker A: Yes. But we're gonna change it up because we're not gonna. We're not gonna go back there. We're gonna skip Mortons this year. [00:21:29] Speaker B: No Mortons. We're taking Morton's off the list. [00:21:31] Speaker A: Off the list. All right, ready? I got grill 23. [00:21:34] Speaker B: Check and end a list. This is over. That was tough. Let's fill another 20 minutes of podcast. No go. [00:21:43] Speaker A: Okay. Teresa's prime in North Reading. [00:21:46] Speaker B: No comment. [00:21:49] Speaker A: Okay. [00:21:49] Speaker B: I've been there. [00:21:51] Speaker A: Hold on. I got. I got some other ones recommended to me. Hold on, hold on, hold on. I heard. But I heard it was. I heard it was good. Moo. [00:21:59] Speaker B: Moo. I went the other day. It was pretty good. [00:22:01] Speaker A: Moves pretty good. [00:22:02] Speaker B: Yeah, it's pretty good. [00:22:03] Speaker A: Good at post 1917. [00:22:05] Speaker B: Yeah, that's the one in Reading, right? [00:22:07] Speaker A: I don't know. [00:22:07] Speaker B: There's some major brand behind that. I just don't know what. Which one it is. [00:22:12] Speaker A: Okay, I think there's one. There's one. Oh, Eddie V's. [00:22:17] Speaker B: Okay. Yeah. Chrissy, I'm going to give you a list, and I'm not going to give you my answer. These four steakhouses, Teresa's Prime. Eddie V's. Not post 1917. [00:22:29] Speaker A: Mo. [00:22:30] Speaker B: Moo or Grill 23. Okay, well, I've only been to Moo 23. We went to Teresa's prime before, a few years back. I can even tell you who we went with. And the person was pregnant. She was in a red dress. Okay. But I don't remember the food. Yeah, well, exactly. [00:22:48] Speaker A: So that means it sucked. [00:22:50] Speaker B: No, it didn't suck. It didn't suck. So say which one I like the best. Yes. [00:22:54] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:22:59] Speaker B: I guess I'll have to go with grilled. Yeah. It's not even close. It's not even close. And I go moo second. Mo second. Also. It's $28 for martini at Moo. Just to let you know. Yeah, but grilled grill 23. Delicious. [00:23:14] Speaker A: Grill 23. [00:23:15] Speaker B: Don't even. I mean, it doesn't have it. It has more of a classical steakhouse atmosphere where Moo's a little more modern. I go out for dinner for our birthdays and just ask Marco to pay for the whole. That's actually a great idea. You should send him a vent mall. Do you see the camera? [00:23:30] Speaker A: That's mad funny. [00:23:31] Speaker B: Yeah, you guys definitely should. You should set. You should set an event mall. A request. [00:23:36] Speaker A: No, just to say, do you want to contribute to the bill? That's all. [00:23:39] Speaker B: I can't believe. [00:23:41] Speaker A: Like, yo, hey, hey. Me and sky are going to go out for outbreaks. Do you want to contribute to the bill? [00:23:45] Speaker B: This is. [00:23:45] Speaker A: Where are we going? Well, you're not coming at all. We're going to grill 23. Do you want to contribute to the bill or not? That's all. That's all I want. That's all me and Scott want to know. Yes or no? [00:23:57] Speaker B: I like that. [00:23:59] Speaker A: And then how much money are we talking? I would. I would try and get at least 150 out of Mako. [00:24:04] Speaker B: I think that's good. I think he'd give it to you. I think that's the difference is I. [00:24:07] Speaker A: Think he would, too. [00:24:08] Speaker B: Just to say that he wouldn't get. [00:24:09] Speaker A: You know why? Just so when Christmas Eve comes around and we're all sitting here shooting the. That will be one. When Marco is pinned against the wall, a projectile missile that will get fired at us. Yeah, I already. I know it, bro. I can. I can. [00:24:22] Speaker B: Yeah, he'll say that he did it. He. [00:24:23] Speaker A: Yeah, he could say. He'll say he did it. Hercules. Hercules. All right, so grill 23. Okay, cool. [00:24:30] Speaker B: Speaking of Mako. Speaking of me speaking to everybody, let's just say this. Dave saw Chicken's the best place on the planet. They. When I say opening a checkbook, they are opening a checkbook. That's all I'm gonna say for this podcast that we're doing. Al Graziano, mark him down as my hometown hero. Yeah, dude, I'll take it. [00:24:55] Speaker A: That's okay. This is my hometown hero. Algraz will always be my hometown hero. I almost got in there. I almost got in in a management spot. Just probably not the right time, right place. [00:25:08] Speaker B: Guess what? There's more stuff opening up. [00:25:10] Speaker A: There's more stuff opening up. But Al. Al. Al's grade A dude. That guy's the balls. Grade A. I. I've never. I like I would jump in front of a. [00:25:19] Speaker B: He should actually change his name from Al to A1. Like, just change the L. A1. [00:25:26] Speaker A: Graziano. No. Guys. Yeah, Guys. Hots man. [00:25:29] Speaker B: I guess he's getting married this weekend. Congratulations. [00:25:31] Speaker A: Congratulations. I'll see you in a little bit. [00:25:35] Speaker B: Skyler. Keep it clean, please. [00:25:37] Speaker A: I'll. I'll see you. [00:25:39] Speaker B: Like, do me a favor, Venmo. Marco. Okay. Do the right thing. [00:25:42] Speaker A: Yeah, do the right thing. Pitching Spike Le. [00:25:43] Speaker B: Spike Lee. [00:25:46] Speaker A: I'm gonna get a cheeseburger again. [00:25:48] Speaker B: Here's what I'm gonna say. There's a lot of stuff going on in the background here today. My dog is tapping away. He's tap dancing. He's river dancing. [00:25:55] Speaker A: Yeah, you can hear all of it. I can't. Them to a Jo. [00:26:00] Speaker B: Yeah, them to a Jevin. Look at this. She's taking pizzas. [00:26:04] Speaker A: I mean, that's fucking crazy. [00:26:06] Speaker B: Chrissy, I'll be honest. You could probably make a little more noise. You could probably. You could probably bring it up a few decibels. [00:26:17] Speaker A: What are you having? Chicken nuggets. [00:26:19] Speaker B: How many. How many you putting on that tray? 6. 7. [00:26:24] Speaker A: 6. [00:26:24] Speaker B: 7. [00:26:27] Speaker A: So uncomfortable. [00:26:28] Speaker B: Instagram video. [00:26:31] Speaker A: Anthony Del Vecchio. [00:26:33] Speaker B: Oh, there he is. [00:26:35] Speaker A: What up, cuz? Did you call me? You called Al first? Or did you just call Bad Brains? Instagram. [00:26:41] Speaker B: I don't know. What. Are you on Bad Brains? Instagram or. Where are you? [00:26:44] Speaker A: What do you mean? [00:26:45] Speaker B: How'd you. Is this mine or who'd you. Who'd you call? This is me. Okay, see, he's. He's getting jealous. [00:26:50] Speaker A: I'm just. I'm just one. I'm just looking at my phone, just wondering what happened. [00:26:56] Speaker B: What'S going on. Hey, didn't you send me, like, a list of questions you wanted answered at some point? Okay, do you want to get. Hold on, let me hit. Hit you into the thing so that people can hear you. Can you. Okay. Can you hear me? [00:27:08] Speaker A: Yeah, I can hear you. [00:27:09] Speaker B: Oh, I can hear him. Can you hear him? [00:27:10] Speaker A: No, because I'm not wearing. [00:27:12] Speaker B: Put your headphones in. He's gonna put his headphones in. First of all, he's got a hammer, in case you were wondering. [00:27:20] Speaker A: Hammer time. [00:27:20] Speaker B: Like. [00:27:21] Speaker A: Like Molnia? Yeah, like Molly. [00:27:23] Speaker B: Dude, I don't know who that is. I'm guessing. You know what? Molly, is it? [00:27:27] Speaker A: Stores Hammer, you jerk. [00:27:28] Speaker B: That's what it's called? [00:27:30] Speaker A: Yes. [00:27:30] Speaker B: Wow. [00:27:30] Speaker A: Aunt knows that. [00:27:32] Speaker B: Is that true? Aunt. You knew that? I forgot. [00:27:34] Speaker A: You guys ants? More like a Stormbreaker. Do you know what Stormbreaker is, by any chance, Al? That's the other acts that he acquires. Idiots. [00:27:42] Speaker B: Okay, I guess I'm the idiot in this one. Yeah, you are. Okay, so you had a few questions for the pocket Nico, can you get these things on? That's why he's like, I don't need headphones. I'm like, you never know what's gonna happen. [00:27:51] Speaker A: Well, you know. Yeah, things happen. All right, so. All right, if. [00:27:57] Speaker B: Hold on. [00:27:57] Speaker A: I can't hear. It's not. [00:27:59] Speaker B: It's not plugged in. Usually you gotta plug. [00:28:00] Speaker A: Hold on. Standby. [00:28:04] Speaker B: What happened? I don't. I think he got a text. He's in love with a new woman. What a shock. [00:28:10] Speaker A: Nothing. Let's put this here. No, I'm not. I'm. [00:28:12] Speaker B: I'm. [00:28:12] Speaker A: Oh, nice, dude. [00:28:13] Speaker B: What? [00:28:14] Speaker A: Okay, hold on. Ready? Oh. All right. [00:28:17] Speaker B: Look at that. [00:28:18] Speaker A: This would be sick if we could feed this onto that, like, while it was going on. [00:28:23] Speaker B: We probably could, but we don't have. [00:28:24] Speaker A: The production of that. We are. This isn't Fox Sports, all right. [00:28:27] Speaker B: This isn't the search podcast. I agree. All right, we're ready for you. [00:28:35] Speaker C: Oh, you want me to ask the questions? [00:28:36] Speaker B: Yes. [00:28:37] Speaker A: Yeah, shoot. This is a great. This is awesome. [00:28:40] Speaker B: He's probably doing all work for his 14 jobs that he has. The hardest working man on the planet and. [00:28:45] Speaker A: And a soldier of God. [00:28:46] Speaker B: And your future wife just left, by the way. She was here. [00:28:49] Speaker C: Oh, she was. [00:28:50] Speaker B: Yeah, she was just here. [00:28:51] Speaker A: Yep. [00:28:51] Speaker C: I. I am marrying into the family, so that makes sense. [00:28:54] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:28:55] Speaker A: Whenever you're. Whenever you're ready. And whenever you're ready. That. Not with the questions. Marrying my sisters. [00:29:00] Speaker B: Totally take her off the market today while signing that died. [00:29:03] Speaker A: I would. I would sign my sister over. Like, this is like the fucking 14 AD. Yes. [00:29:09] Speaker B: Yeah, exactly. [00:29:10] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, we'll get into the. We'll get into the logistics of that at another time. [00:29:15] Speaker B: Okay. Yeah. [00:29:16] Speaker C: But between you two, who actually knows more about movies and who just Googles their takes before the podcast episode begins? [00:29:23] Speaker B: Are we talking all movies in general? Definitely me. If we're talking novel movies, definitely Niko. Like, if it has a superhero in it, I would take him. But in all movies in general, I feel like I'm more well rounded than him. [00:29:35] Speaker A: He is. He is definitely well, more rounded than me. Like, well. [00:29:38] Speaker B: And both body shape and in movies. [00:29:40] Speaker A: I'm more well rounded. You're more. Well, you're more well rounded. You more look like a sphere. [00:29:44] Speaker B: Yes. And some people say a peer. You pear shape. No, that's more. Justin. You. [00:29:49] Speaker A: You depict Gru from Minions like a. [00:29:51] Speaker B: Little Tiny little lips. [00:29:52] Speaker A: Yes, to a T. I mean, you can't. You can't make that up. So. But back to your question. I would say Al 100%. Al definitely is a movie guy. Like when he's not doing anything and he's watching movies, probably. [00:30:06] Speaker B: I haven't watched a movie in a while. I did watch. But you've been very. [00:30:09] Speaker A: But you've been very busy. [00:30:10] Speaker B: Yes. [00:30:10] Speaker A: Weapons. [00:30:11] Speaker B: Weapons. It actually wasn't bad. [00:30:12] Speaker A: Solid movie, really. [00:30:14] Speaker C: Okay, next one. If Bad Brain had to cut one of you from talking about sports forever. [00:30:19] Speaker B: Who'S staying and why? I think you got to take out Nico. He's too much of a pessimist, so. [00:30:25] Speaker A: All right, that's my timeout. See, this is what pisses me off. I don't even know what the fuck that means. What does that mean? What's a pessimist? [00:30:31] Speaker B: Something that's negative all the time. [00:30:34] Speaker A: Oh, I'm the one that's negative about sports? [00:30:36] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:30:38] Speaker C: Pessimist meaning tending to see the worst aspect of things or believe that. That the worst will happen. [00:30:43] Speaker A: You know what, bro? Yeah, I have a. I have. I got. I have like a cancer bug in me for that. I don't know what it is he does because I'm a go happy person, but I'll be honest. He even knows. He knows this. We just recently talked about this. I get negative Nancy or I drop negative drops of. I drop negatives in the. [00:31:01] Speaker B: Well, take a little. Drop the. Drop her in. [00:31:03] Speaker A: Yeah, it's like dropping. It's like dropping into a water bottle. I drop negative thoughts when it's just not necessary. So. All right, that's me. I'll take that. Yeah. [00:31:11] Speaker B: He knows nothing about sports, nothing about movies. Okay. We got that on the. On the thing. That's what I got from those two questions. [00:31:16] Speaker A: No, nothing about history. [00:31:17] Speaker C: And at what point will Nicoise admit or finally admit to saying that Marvel could be dead? [00:31:27] Speaker B: I don't think he'll ever admit it, but he has to know it deep down inside. [00:31:31] Speaker C: Is it on the decline? What are your thoughts, Nico? [00:31:34] Speaker A: No, I don't. I don't think it's on the decline at all. I mean, I think it just. You, I think. Listen, I think we are very, very spoiled with what we got as far as like a transition of like. No one understands how much of a big of a build up. The buildup was for Endgame and Infinity War. I don't think they really understood what that really meant across like a nation. Like that, that trailer that popped up. I'm pretty sure was like, either during March Madness or the super bowl. It was, like, iconic. Okay. Also stemming from that. We got all three. Yes. [00:32:06] Speaker B: I don't even know what you're talking about. [00:32:07] Speaker A: Yes, you do. All three. Spider Man. Did you ever think that you would see all three Spider man that you've ever seen, like, in different suits on some people? [00:32:14] Speaker C: Some people think that's too much. Some people call that reaching. What are your thoughts, Nico? [00:32:20] Speaker A: I would just say. I would say it's giving the fans that they want. I think ultimately. And when you're giving the fans what they want, that's if you're following the storylines. So if you follow via, like, comic book and also you're a fan, that's like, oh, my God. I would love if, like, dude, do you know how long it took to probably get Hugh Jackman and Ryan Reynolds in the same movie? [00:32:44] Speaker B: Like, didn't take that long. That bag was so big, dude. [00:32:48] Speaker A: It was so big. [00:32:49] Speaker B: That was like sandbox. [00:32:49] Speaker A: But that was an answer for the fans, dude. That was a straight call to the fans. I don't know. I don't want to say that it's dead because it's my heartbeat. If Marvel dies, I'm gonna die. So. [00:33:01] Speaker B: Yeah, that's not dramatic at all. [00:33:04] Speaker A: I think that again, I think we're in. We're still. I think we're spoiled. I just think people are spoiled and they always are gonna want more and more and more. And if it's not more, then it's dead. [00:33:15] Speaker B: So what's the new hope? Like, the Patriots, they got Drake May. We got a little bit of hope. [00:33:18] Speaker A: What's the new hope? [00:33:19] Speaker B: What's the hope? Like, yeah, what's your. [00:33:21] Speaker C: What's your theory? [00:33:21] Speaker A: Holy. [00:33:22] Speaker B: Does doomsday does. [00:33:23] Speaker A: I know. [00:33:24] Speaker C: Does Doomdeam. Does doomsday open up a whole new. [00:33:26] Speaker A: World and, like, a revamp? Because I'm not going to lie to you. Because I'm not going to lie. When Jonathan Majors got dropped off, that whole segment, like, dude, that's a. That's a low blow. Like, that's not. They took out at least like, five years worth of films with that. That's a lot. [00:33:42] Speaker B: I know. [00:33:43] Speaker A: You know, they got. [00:33:44] Speaker B: You know, that's like. [00:33:46] Speaker A: That's like Paul Walker. I mean, regardless of him having a twin or CGI him in, but when Paul Walker died, Fast and Furious kind of died. If you don't think that's not true, that's nuts. You don't think Fast and Furious? [00:33:59] Speaker B: No, I don't think so. [00:34:00] Speaker C: Completely died way Too oversaturated. It's brain rot. [00:34:05] Speaker B: It's been brain rod from the beginning. What's he talking about? It's been brain rot from the beginning. [00:34:15] Speaker C: Every time I put on a movie, I automatically start drooling. [00:34:18] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:34:18] Speaker A: I'm like. [00:34:21] Speaker B: It'S the best, though. [00:34:22] Speaker A: It's all right, dude. What do you think Marvel is unbelievable. [00:34:26] Speaker B: No, it's not. [00:34:27] Speaker A: Yes, it is. Some. I admit, though, that some Marvel is bad. Okay. And you make me hate fucking Fast and Furious of how much you admire Vin Diesel. [00:34:39] Speaker B: I think that a main character of a movie dying like that. Totally. And they still kept going that. You got to give it credit that it has, like, staying power. [00:34:49] Speaker A: What I don't like is what I. [00:34:51] Speaker B: Personally like if Rocky died. [00:34:52] Speaker A: But here's. Okay. Yeah. Okay, fine. It's also weird to me where, like, you're bringing back. You're bringing back rdj. [00:35:02] Speaker B: Like, that's weird. That's. That's my point. It's getting like. [00:35:06] Speaker A: That's. That's like almost that. I feel like there's 9 million,000 actors. Why the would you do that Now? I could be wrong. This could turn around and end up looking like a great move. But I just. Faith. I don't know. I don't have a lot of faith in that. I don't. [00:35:21] Speaker B: Yeah, I agree there. [00:35:22] Speaker A: I don't know how that's going to work out. [00:35:24] Speaker B: Marble's dead, though. It's never be what it once was. There's a chance Drake May could become Tom Brady, though, so there's a chance. [00:35:33] Speaker A: I don't know where you get that feel, to be honest with you. [00:35:38] Speaker B: You never know. [00:35:38] Speaker A: I don't. I don't know where you get that feel. [00:35:41] Speaker B: Marvel will never put together, like 25 movies that all slapped that first. [00:35:45] Speaker A: That first phase. [00:35:46] Speaker B: You say first phase. It's never going to. They can never replicate that. [00:35:49] Speaker A: No, I don't think you can because I don't think anyone really anticipates. Like, dude, imagine building up, putting a character on a screen for 10 years, but like. But every year you just partially. Just let them out there. Like you partially put them out there. That was crazy. Like, you didn't see Thanos for a decade and then when he came, it was like, awesome. [00:36:09] Speaker B: Yeah. Not literally built it up at his base. Called Foreplay. [00:36:13] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:36:13] Speaker B: Try it sometime. [00:36:15] Speaker C: Would you say if you could replace Nico? I'm curious to hear your response. If you replace the main character in any movie with yourself, which movie would you instantly become a comedy? [00:36:30] Speaker A: What was that question Again, any main. [00:36:33] Speaker C: Character in any movie with yourself, which movie would instantly become a comedy that. [00:36:38] Speaker A: If it wasn't a comedy already. [00:36:40] Speaker B: Mm. What about the Joker? [00:36:45] Speaker A: That's a very. That's a very good one. That's a very good one. So there's three. [00:36:50] Speaker B: You'd have to blow your brains out though this. [00:36:54] Speaker A: There's three. There's. There's three. There's, like, three roles that I would. I always have, like, weird, weird dreams about playing the Joker. [00:37:02] Speaker C: Is one of them Daredevil? No way. You've never thought about the Joker? [00:37:06] Speaker A: I have, absolutely. I. I would say it's. It's Deadpool. It's Wolverine. Because I'm small. Er. [00:37:15] Speaker B: You don't have to put the earth. [00:37:18] Speaker A: In the Joker because, you know, I can get a little, like, a little delusional. I could definitely run it with the long. Like. Yeah, I can run it with the long hair. You know, could get weird, but it could get funny. But we're talking Joker. Like, Heath Ledger's Joker. Like, don't get me mixed up with, like, Joaquin Phoenix is like. [00:37:35] Speaker B: That's what we're talking about. Joaquin Phoenix, where you kill yourself at the end. Like, that skinny version. You could never get that skinny, though. [00:37:41] Speaker A: I didn't watch Joker, too. He kills himself. [00:37:43] Speaker B: I thought he killed himself in the first one. Oh, no, no, no, he doesn't. I apologize. He kills Robin, but he kills his mom and he kills fucking talk show. [00:37:51] Speaker A: Host Robin De Niro. [00:37:53] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:37:54] Speaker A: Yep. [00:37:54] Speaker B: No, he doesn't kill. [00:37:55] Speaker C: I have another question. [00:37:56] Speaker A: Let me know when you're ready. That Al has no idea about. [00:37:58] Speaker B: Listen, I got confused. What do you want me to tell you? Sorry, it happens. [00:38:02] Speaker C: Would you rather win a billion dollars and everyone knows, or would you win 10? Would you go or would you go or would you win 25 million and no one knows? [00:38:14] Speaker A: No. A billion. Billion doesn't even matter, bro. [00:38:17] Speaker C: That's crazy. That's crazy. I'm sorry. I. I think I'd rather take the 25. [00:38:24] Speaker B: Okay, do me a favor. Name me the last five Powerball winners that won a billion dollars. [00:38:32] Speaker C: The last five Powerball one. [00:38:34] Speaker B: Can you name one of them? No, of course you can't, because guess what? No one cares after a little bit. So they don't know. [00:38:41] Speaker A: They're all broke. They're all broke. [00:38:42] Speaker B: They're not all broke. Look at the guy from California that just bought, like, three houses. Well, they are all salamis. I mean, you give that much money to just about anybody. You're. I'm. He's dude, you might be the only. You'll be the only one that. You'd be the only one that. Be able to handle that. [00:38:55] Speaker A: Yeah, because you would probably like, 25 million. [00:38:58] Speaker C: 25 million can still live a good life. [00:39:01] Speaker A: Great, yes. Great life, I would say. Not a good life. A great life you could live. If you gave me 25 million, I could live off of it for the rest of my life. [00:39:07] Speaker B: Here's the thing. With the billion dollars you can make. You can make everyone you know live a good life. [00:39:13] Speaker A: That's also true. That's also true. So why. Why would I do that? [00:39:17] Speaker B: Everyone knows Jay Z has a billion dollars. [00:39:19] Speaker A: There is also. There's also a case. [00:39:21] Speaker C: How much money. How much money is Al? And how much money are the people in the room or the people on FaceTime right now asking for you if you win a billion dollars? I'm asking for 100 million, Nico. Quite honestly. [00:39:34] Speaker B: We'Ll give you 25 and no one will know. [00:39:38] Speaker A: No, if I want to. If I want a billion. If I want a billion dollars, you want 100 million from me? Is that a tenth of a billion? [00:39:44] Speaker B: Yes. [00:39:45] Speaker A: I mean, that's a little steep. [00:39:46] Speaker B: That is steep. 10%. [00:39:48] Speaker A: I love you. [00:39:49] Speaker B: I love you. [00:39:49] Speaker A: Like, if I gave you like, $20 million, you wouldn't be okay with that? Like, or like. No, I'm giving him five. [00:39:54] Speaker B: You give him five. [00:39:55] Speaker A: I mean, if I give you fucking a million dollars, I think you'd be okay. [00:39:59] Speaker C: I'm asking for. I'm asking for a lot. Hoping I get a little. [00:40:01] Speaker B: Yeah, but think about how many people. [00:40:03] Speaker A: Are gonna shoot high. Shoot high, brother, and come in a little low. [00:40:06] Speaker B: It's a good question. It's a good question. 25 million. I think I take the billion. I don't think the numbers are close enough. I think I could hit not. [00:40:13] Speaker C: How much your life changes, though. [00:40:14] Speaker B: Everything changes. I agree. [00:40:16] Speaker C: But no, nothing's going to change if you win 25. [00:40:18] Speaker B: Yeah, but how good your life right now? How good is your life right now that you want to keep it all the same? You can still have all the same friends. You're just going to go fucking disappear. You disappear, dude. [00:40:27] Speaker A: 25 million. [00:40:28] Speaker B: But. But my point is, is a billion dollars, who cares if people know? People already think you. I mean, 25 people already think you have 25 million. [00:40:36] Speaker A: 25 million even walking the street. Yeah, neither can I. 25 million without taxing that. If I just get 25 million, I immediately, a million is getting taken out of that, and I'm. And I'm Divvying it up, at least to the best of my abilities to my people. After that, I'm going to. I'm going to probably try and figure out how I can live the life that I want to live. [00:40:58] Speaker B: Here's the thing. With 25 million, here's the. [00:41:01] Speaker A: I probably am moving out of this fucking state. [00:41:03] Speaker B: If you take 25 million, if you put it into anything reasonable, you could still make a good living and still have the 25 million. If you. If you get some return, you know, I'm seeing some investment return. What's he saying? Why did it end? [00:41:15] Speaker A: Oh, that was great. That was a great segment. And now. [00:41:22] Speaker B: And now we get some fucking kid. Oh, my God. They're just getting everybody in here. Here. He's back. [00:41:28] Speaker A: He's back. [00:41:29] Speaker B: Yo. All right. Back. Sorry. I. I think it can go both ways. I think I'd take the billion dollars. I think I could do more with it. It doesn't matter if people know. It doesn't matter. A lot of these people, these rich people, even like Bill Gates, right? He's worth 500 billion. What's his life? [00:41:44] Speaker A: Isn't he dead? [00:41:45] Speaker B: Bill Gates. Bill Gates is definitely. [00:41:47] Speaker A: Oh, Steve Jobs is dead. [00:41:49] Speaker B: Steve Jobs is dead. Yet apparently, billions of dollars doesn't kill cancer. Just case you didn't know that, you. [00:41:56] Speaker C: Think now onto a deeper question. Do you think your friendships would improve or collapse? [00:42:02] Speaker B: Collapse. Collapse, definitely. Collapse. [00:42:06] Speaker A: Collapse. Because then someone's gonna come and ask me for fucking something. I'm gonna say no, and then they're gonna fucking hate me. It's like, all right, dude. And kick rocks and die. [00:42:14] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:42:15] Speaker A: And I'm gonna go sit on this mountain of money while you're fucking ungrateful. [00:42:18] Speaker B: Yeah. And I hope you kids can't, because you mean. [00:42:20] Speaker A: You both know aunt, that there's people in our circle that are gonna come knocking on my door. Look at. And we all know. We know somebody in particular that probably that, you know, used to be close by that would be coming looking for something, and then you tell them no, and they'll probably outright kill themselves. And that's. [00:42:39] Speaker B: That's on your hand. [00:42:40] Speaker A: That's on me. Yeah. It's essentially on me because I said. [00:42:43] Speaker B: No to giving them 25. You would just take the 25 or you take the billion? [00:42:47] Speaker A: No, I would take the billion. [00:42:48] Speaker B: Me, too. I take the billion. I. [00:42:50] Speaker A: It. The skew. Yeah. Like you said the lot. If you said 500 million in a billion. Okay, now maybe we can have a discussion. 25 million to a billion dollars. [00:42:58] Speaker B: I Think I would. I think the number would have to be 100 million clear. That means I'm making at least 5 million a year in interest. I have 100 in the bank. 5 million. I could basically do whatever the fuck I want to do. And because that's sitting in the bank, I can buy whatever the. [00:43:12] Speaker A: You know what's like the craziest thing in the world is like, I've had the ability, like we've talked about, of like living off of $20 for a week. I've been in that setting. Like, if I had like an allowance of a million dollars a week per se, or like, maybe less than that. I don't know. Call it like 300,000 a week. I don't even know what the fuck I would do, to be honest with you. I have no idea. I would just go to all the cool sporting events in bet. I would bet a lot. I'd buy. I'd buy one car for each day of the week. All different colors, concepts. Yeah, I would also buy. [00:43:44] Speaker B: You saw the difference between them. You're like, fuck, is this Monday or Wednesday? Because you colorblind. [00:43:48] Speaker A: Well, that's why I would have them tagged. [00:43:49] Speaker B: You have to have them tagged. [00:43:50] Speaker A: And I would then have like a key card, the legend. Yeah, the legend thing. Be like the red square means Ferrari or whatever, you know. And then I would probably do that installment of Downstairs, the superhero layer you need where it's all the superhero suits. After that, bro, I don't know what else we're going with here. [00:44:08] Speaker B: I think with $1 billion, right, you legitimately could have Hugh Jackman come down in the suit. Like, you could just go into the basement. He's just down there. You know what I mean? Toss him. Toss him. A hundred thousand for an appearance fee. All you fucking. You can get a hundred thousand every person. All of a sudden, Deadpool's actually in your fucking basement for a day. [00:44:29] Speaker A: I think that would that get you jacked up? Do you know? You don't. I don't think. I don't think you got. I aunt gets it. Aunt gets it. You don't get it. That one day at one time in my house, I do want at least like a hidden door somewhere that I can like, go through, and there's at least two. Two fucking like those things just like in like Iron Man 2, when he goes down, you can see all the suits lined up. They pop up out of the ground. I need. I need at least two suits. [00:44:59] Speaker B: But what are you gonna do with this? [00:45:01] Speaker A: I don't know. It doesn't matter. It's just the fact that they're there. It's sick. [00:45:04] Speaker C: You'd fuck with them on. [00:45:06] Speaker B: Oh, that's. That's actually a good point. [00:45:08] Speaker A: I wouldn't risk getting. Come on those suits. I really would. Yeah, it'd be a debt. So what suits would there be? We already know Deadpool's one of the slots. What's the other slot? [00:45:21] Speaker B: Is it the Occam? [00:45:22] Speaker A: Is it. Is it small? [00:45:24] Speaker B: What about Rocket? I feel like that's your archetype. Your body archetype is Rocket, right? [00:45:32] Speaker C: You turn into a furry. [00:45:34] Speaker A: Yeah, that would be mad funny. If you guys are all like upstairs, I came upstairs. Just dress up as a life size Rocket raccoon. Like just burn out. Oh my God. [00:45:48] Speaker C: Would you. What's the most. What's the craziest luxury item you think you'd buy, Nico, if you won? [00:45:54] Speaker A: That's got to be. That has to be. It has to be it. I would say I. I would say yeah. It has to be like. I would buy like a fresh off the set, like Deadpool. Deadpool suit. [00:46:07] Speaker B: So we're talking an actual item that I can touch. Not like, I would obviously be hooked up chef wise chef, personal training, all that shit. So everything that you don't want to do on a daily basis, you already got done. Made everything someone stand at the house. But if it's an actual item. Oh, that's tough. It probably be. It probably be like a crazy watch or a car would probably what it would be. [00:46:30] Speaker A: I would need AI. AI generated of Paul Bethany's voice. I think that's his name, Paul Bettany. Is that the guy that voices Jarvis? I would need Jarvis in everywhere in my car, in my house. The ability to talk to him at any given time. That's what I want. [00:46:48] Speaker B: I don't think that that's that expensive. I bet you right now there's an app that can give you directions. Paul Bethany could give you directions in an app navigation. [00:46:56] Speaker C: Why don't you just get the new Facebook meta glasses? It's pretty much the same thing. [00:47:03] Speaker A: I have no idea about those. [00:47:06] Speaker B: I think they're like 400 bucks. [00:47:08] Speaker A: 400 bucks? [00:47:08] Speaker B: Yeah. They're not that expensive. [00:47:10] Speaker A: Well. [00:47:12] Speaker B: Yeah, I don't know. Luxury items. I don't really care that much about luxury shit. And it's like, what are you gonna do? It's like, I bet you there's something I don't even know about yet because I'm not in those circles. [00:47:21] Speaker A: Al, you win the lottery. [00:47:22] Speaker C: What kind of Car are you buying right now? [00:47:24] Speaker B: I'll tell you right now. It'd probably be like a 1978 Ford F250. [00:47:28] Speaker A: I knew he was gonna do that. [00:47:29] Speaker B: Or like a Bronco. Yep. Like a crew cab. Like one of those old school pickups. [00:47:33] Speaker A: You should get, you should get like a 1980 Bronco. [00:47:35] Speaker B: I don't want Broncos. [00:47:36] Speaker C: That's my dad's. That's my dad's dream car. [00:47:38] Speaker A: A Bronco. Yeah. [00:47:40] Speaker B: Well, you got like the one that I would probably buy stuff for my, for my family over everything because it's. [00:47:47] Speaker C: Like I get my Nano. A rocket red Corvette. [00:47:51] Speaker B: Yeah. I'll give you an honor. A rocket red. [00:47:53] Speaker A: That's terrible. That's terrible. He's. [00:47:56] Speaker C: It's a man right now. [00:47:57] Speaker A: Oh, no. [00:47:57] Speaker B: Okay. No. [00:47:58] Speaker C: Jesus. Threatened to fuck my grandfather. [00:48:01] Speaker B: Well, yeah, that too. [00:48:02] Speaker A: He's also a fucking. He's also a fucking an animal. [00:48:06] Speaker B: Listen, if you can retire your family, that's why I say you take the 100 million because you can retire your family. You take the. [00:48:12] Speaker A: Do that, I get my mom retire everybody. I put mom on like a bigger farm, you know. [00:48:18] Speaker B: Oh, your mother could be fucking owned. Wyoming. It could be Yellowstone. [00:48:20] Speaker A: Yeah, I'll put yellow rose. You know that yellow rose, that'd be crazy. [00:48:25] Speaker C: Now you buy, you buy your mom. You'd buy your mom like a Richardson's ice cream esque farm. Just a huge farm right close to home. [00:48:33] Speaker A: That's also. You just also made a very, very good fucking point. I would buy my own ice cream shop so I'd never have to fucking worry about going to get ice cream. [00:48:41] Speaker B: You could actually do that with like maybe $20,000. [00:48:47] Speaker A: I actually, now that I think about it, now that I think about it, now that I think about, now that I think about it, now that I think about it, I actually have my own ice cream making machine. I don't even have to start it up. I don't have to worry about that. If I said if I was to ever go in my own like, if I ever was to like hit big and like do my own personal business, it would be a snack. It would be like a dessert place. 100. [00:49:08] Speaker B: What do you mean by snack? [00:49:09] Speaker A: Like, it'd be like all different fucking snacks, you know, I mean like from the S' mores bar to like, I would try and find a way to make my own ice. [00:49:17] Speaker B: Like a better Putnam Pantry. [00:49:18] Speaker A: Yes. [00:49:18] Speaker B: Okay. [00:49:19] Speaker A: Like a modern day putting Putnam Pantry. [00:49:21] Speaker B: Yeah. What would you call it? [00:49:24] Speaker A: Sneaks. [00:49:25] Speaker B: That's it, just sneaks. [00:49:26] Speaker A: I don't know, that's some work. It's a working thing. [00:49:28] Speaker B: Yeah. Sneak. [00:49:30] Speaker A: I didn't want to do like sneaky. I didn't want to do like sneaky. Sneaky snacks, sneaky treats. Because that sounds like I'm trying to like drug people. [00:49:36] Speaker B: It does, it does sound like. [00:49:37] Speaker A: Wow. That also would be, you know, cannabis goodies. [00:49:40] Speaker B: You'd be connected next to it. [00:49:41] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:49:43] Speaker B: I think that's a good idea. [00:49:44] Speaker A: It's also. Yeah. Can't go wrong there. [00:49:46] Speaker B: Yeah. What else you got? [00:49:48] Speaker C: So it'd be. It'd be an ice cream joint or it'd be a snack joint because you could pretty. You can open up a snack joint pretty easily. [00:49:54] Speaker B: He could, he could open either one pretty easily if he's not making the ice cream. You making your own ice cream. [00:49:59] Speaker A: I want to, I want to try and learn how to make my own ice cream. [00:50:02] Speaker B: That's dead easy. I could teach you how to make ice cream. That's. It's so easy. [00:50:04] Speaker A: It's not that. I know it's not that hot, but it's got to be different, bro. It's got to be different. [00:50:08] Speaker B: Yeah, you just add more, add more flavor. Some people, they don't put enough in it. Like if you're gonna put inclusions in which is like the chunks of. Put more in. [00:50:17] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:50:17] Speaker B: Simple. [00:50:18] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. Like. Like my ice cream would be around. It would probably be like the consistency of a blizzard. [00:50:24] Speaker B: Yes. That's what you want. [00:50:26] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:50:26] Speaker B: Yeah. So I agree. [00:50:27] Speaker C: So you went. So you went a billion dollars. The first thing you do business wise is opening up an ice cream joint. [00:50:32] Speaker A: Yeah, that'd be my first business of that. [00:50:35] Speaker B: I know that's what he's saying he wants to do. I think that's the dumbest thing because you're giving yourself too much work to do on a day to day basis. I would do. I would do stuff with passive income and just enjoy my life. Smoke cigars, get even fatter. [00:50:47] Speaker A: Golf. Eat golf. [00:50:49] Speaker B: Yeah. Oh, you know what? My entire goal will become a professional golfer. [00:50:53] Speaker A: Why don't you give me a job? Why don't you have your own golf course? Me? That's a kind of a crazy luck. [00:50:59] Speaker B: Because then you got to keep up with it. Why not just get like a sick pay for it? It's like. It's like really rich. Rich people sometimes don't even own houses. They would rather be at a penthouse where they just pay their hoa. Everything gets handled. [00:51:09] Speaker A: What's an hoa? [00:51:11] Speaker B: Like your fucking condo fee. [00:51:12] Speaker C: Homeowners association. [00:51:13] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:51:14] Speaker A: I don't even know what the fuck that means, but. [00:51:18] Speaker B: It'S the same thing. Just get a membership. [00:51:19] Speaker A: I would get a membership then at that place that. That. That place in South Carolina. I think it's the course that has, like, one hole is replicated of all the cool, different golf courses. [00:51:27] Speaker B: Yeah, I think that that's a very tourist trap place. But I know what you're talking about. It's like golfing around the world or something. [00:51:33] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:51:33] Speaker C: Like, if I win the lottery, I'm giving you guys money to make your own YouTube channel, have a videographer follow you, pay for your lessons, and you guys can post every day playing golf. That would go absolutely viral. [00:51:45] Speaker A: It's a great call. That's a great. That would be a great investment. [00:51:48] Speaker B: That would be a terrible investment. But we'll take the money. [00:51:50] Speaker A: We'll take the money. [00:51:51] Speaker B: That would be a terrible investment for you. [00:51:53] Speaker A: I'll tell you one way we could definitely do with that money. We could definitely get a fucking. [00:51:56] Speaker B: We can't even get into a fucking. We can't get it. [00:51:58] Speaker A: We can't even get a shed. But we'll take. We'll take that for what it's worth. [00:52:04] Speaker B: Yes. [00:52:07] Speaker C: No, I think you guys should continue to host your podcast. There is that. It adds character. [00:52:11] Speaker B: You think it adds character to it? Yeah. My wife washing the dishes, you know? Yep. [00:52:17] Speaker A: Alios pizza being made. [00:52:19] Speaker B: Is that what it is? Is that what he made him? Elios pizza. Oh, why did I think she said chicken nuggets? [00:52:24] Speaker A: I said. I said chicken nuggets. [00:52:26] Speaker C: When's this episode going live? [00:52:28] Speaker B: Tonight. [00:52:29] Speaker C: All right, I'll watch it tonight. I'll see you guys. [00:52:30] Speaker B: All right. [00:52:31] Speaker A: Tartif's not going live tonight. Peace. [00:52:33] Speaker B: The best. [00:52:33] Speaker A: Great. [00:52:35] Speaker B: That was. We just talked to Skylar's future husband for 30 minutes. [00:52:39] Speaker A: I've never been. I'll never be more gung ho over. Over an individual male marrying my sister than that guy right there. So if. Who knows, you know, if the night and time and day works out that we'll be able to get calls in like that. That was pretty productive. Is there a way that we're going to be able to have that on. [00:52:58] Speaker B: The episode or no, you mean a video call? [00:53:01] Speaker A: Not a video call. [00:53:02] Speaker B: Just like, I could do this every single time. [00:53:04] Speaker A: They can hear that. They could hear him. [00:53:06] Speaker B: They're gonna hear him like you're talking to the mic. [00:53:08] Speaker A: Awesome. Awesome. [00:53:09] Speaker B: See how you heard that in your. [00:53:10] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. [00:53:12] Speaker B: Every time we do that. That's why I try to plug in, because. Yeah, not like this. And yeah, the whole video. Yeah, we could actually inlay his face up at the top corner. I could do that in post. [00:53:21] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:53:22] Speaker B: We're like on the phone. [00:53:23] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 5. [00:53:27] Speaker B: Yeah, we'll just put like an eggplant emoji and Jesus. [00:53:29] Speaker A: Yeah, Jesus and I play emoji. [00:53:31] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, them too. [00:53:33] Speaker A: Awesome. [00:53:33] Speaker B: Yeah, awesome. Maybe Jesus holding an eggplant. [00:53:36] Speaker A: Maybe Jesus holding an egg. [00:53:37] Speaker B: Let's see if I. I guarantee we could chat GPT. [00:53:40] Speaker A: Chat GPT. That and then we just put that up in the corner. [00:53:42] Speaker B: Yeah, like in an ice bath or like in like. [00:53:45] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:53:47] Speaker B: What does he do? Brazilian. [00:53:48] Speaker A: He does. He does. He does more. I think he does Muay Thai. [00:53:51] Speaker B: Muay Thai. We'll put him in like a. The Muay Thai thing. [00:53:53] Speaker A: Jesus in Muay Thai shorts holding an eggplant. [00:53:56] Speaker B: Yeah, I'm actually gonna see if we can. [00:53:58] Speaker A: That's crazy. [00:54:00] Speaker B: I'm sure we can. That's why you get to pay for the chat GPT. If you're not paying for the chat GPT. Even though AI is trying to take over the world, but they're not even capable of doing basic on chat GPT. Everyone's scared of that. Like AI is going to take over. They can't even like. I'm gonna put this in right now. What did we say? Make me an illustration of Jesus in Muay Thai fighters shorts holding an eggplant, holding an eggplant. Let's see how long this takes. Oh my God. [00:54:47] Speaker A: Ah, boo boo boo. AI won't generate religious figures. [00:54:57] Speaker B: Wow. [00:54:58] Speaker A: Okay. All right. So all right. Not Jesus. Just do. [00:55:01] Speaker B: Okay. Do fictional saints like character with dark. [00:55:13] Speaker A: Hair and a beard. [00:55:14] Speaker B: With dark. [00:55:18] Speaker A: Dark, dark, long hair. [00:55:20] Speaker B: Jesus has long hair and a beard. I really spelled fictional right. F I, C, T, U, Q, L. I don't know. That's fat thumbs. Those are fat thumbs. How was that for the audio listeners? [00:55:42] Speaker A: That was fun. [00:55:43] Speaker B: Oh, it's getting started. This not Jesus character. Let's see what it looks like. Can you believe football practice got canceled today because of rain? [00:56:00] Speaker A: That's it really is. [00:56:02] Speaker B: It gets me so. And then the older kids cancelled. I don't get it. Cuz obviously the coaches don't want to sit in rain so we feel like we have to cancel. [00:56:11] Speaker A: It's like everyone cancel. [00:56:15] Speaker B: We were in the rain last night but apparently it's too rainy tonight. So now I got to figure something I got to do and I'm definitely not going into work. So what's out for the movies, Alby? Any Good movies out. What do we got for movies? [00:56:31] Speaker A: See. [00:56:34] Speaker B: I think that's on. You can actually rent that. [00:56:36] Speaker A: It's a bin out. [00:56:38] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:56:38] Speaker A: I mean you got. You probably don't want to take and go see that. But that movie actually looks great. One battle after another. [00:56:45] Speaker B: I don't care about the ratings. First of all, they essentially made Jesus. This is perfect. They made Jesus. You just can't say Jesus. [00:56:55] Speaker A: That is awesome. [00:56:57] Speaker B: Oh my God. Like they. [00:56:59] Speaker A: Bro, That's Jesus. [00:57:00] Speaker B: That's Jesus holding an ace plant. Save that. [00:57:05] Speaker A: Save that right now. [00:57:11] Speaker B: You just can't say Jesus. [00:57:13] Speaker A: That's it. You just can't say Jesus. [00:57:15] Speaker B: AI is definitely taking over the world. [00:57:17] Speaker A: That is. Remember, controversial. That is Jesus. [00:57:21] Speaker B: This is essentially Delio. [00:57:23] Speaker A: They even put the thing behind the head. [00:57:25] Speaker B: Yeah, they did. Wow. [00:57:31] Speaker A: That's crazy. [00:57:32] Speaker B: Awesome. [00:57:32] Speaker A: That's crazy. What a turn of events. Dude. No, looks like there's legit nothing in the. Nothing in the movies. Looks terrible. So. Or nothing. That at least I don't know if. [00:57:46] Speaker B: You and you and little I can watch anything. [00:57:50] Speaker A: You and little Alberta would watch. Oh, there's caught stealing. Is that with bad bunny, my boy. Yeah. One battle after another. Maybe I'll go see. Oh, well, I didn't. You know what? Today would have been a great time. Jesus Christ. [00:58:16] Speaker B: Six, seven. [00:58:19] Speaker A: I can't believe I have to go into work. That's. [00:58:22] Speaker B: We definitely have to get to the Red Sox. Red Sox are in the middle of a race. They're probably gonna make the playoffs. It's a one game magic number. All they have to do is win. They either have to beat Toronto or Houston has to lose. Right. That's how they get in. Is there any chance we can get the first wild card seed? There probably is. Right? [00:58:40] Speaker A: I don't know. [00:58:42] Speaker B: I think we have to win. I think we have to win out. And then whoever's. Maybe the Yankees have to lose out or the Blue Jays have to lose out. Blue Jays are crying foul. That. [00:58:53] Speaker A: Oh my God. [00:58:54] Speaker B: The people just want like the. [00:58:55] Speaker A: That was mad funny. And it's George Springer. It's like. It's like you're a legit cheater. Like shut up. [00:59:05] Speaker B: Here's what I'll say about George Springer number one. First of all, you got your doors blown off. It was like 7:1. Let's. Let's start complaining in like a 3, 2 game. [00:59:13] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:59:14] Speaker B: You know what I mean? Like maybe that's a better thing to do it. And let's have a little self awareness. You did have that cheating scandal. It would be like Roger Clemens being like, all right, we need to test people for steroids. You know what I mean? [00:59:30] Speaker A: Yeah. Or le. [00:59:31] Speaker B: Or like LeBron James. Same thing. [00:59:34] Speaker A: Yeah, we know. [00:59:35] Speaker B: We know he's on steroids. [00:59:36] Speaker A: We know he's on steroids for sure. [00:59:37] Speaker B: Not even a question. [00:59:41] Speaker A: I think the Reds, the Red Sox, I think the magic numbers won. I think they get in. In baseball, if you get in, you have a chance. That's just what it is, you know. [00:59:51] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. [00:59:52] Speaker A: You don't get. [00:59:53] Speaker B: Here's our problem. And it's been like that the entire year is the relief pitcher. [00:59:58] Speaker A: That's it. That's it. I mean, you got one guy that's an absolute weapon over all this. Chapman is an absolute hose. That guy's a dog. You got to worry about everybody else. [01:00:08] Speaker B: Yeah. You got to let your starting pitches go further. [01:00:10] Speaker A: That would be my opinion, if you can. And then they got guys like Peyton Tolley now coming out of the bullpen. [01:00:16] Speaker B: I like that. [01:00:16] Speaker A: Did you see that? Did you see how the game ended last night? [01:00:19] Speaker B: Yes. Will you. He's got the best. Probably fat. It was Kirk. [01:00:26] Speaker A: Fucking fat bitch. [01:00:27] Speaker B: He related to. What's his name? No. Right. [01:00:31] Speaker A: Christian Kirk. No. Yeah, no, definitely. [01:00:34] Speaker B: Who was the fap. The fat guy that used to be. [01:00:35] Speaker A: On Philly and he was like a Bartolo Cologne. [01:00:39] Speaker B: No, no, it was a white guy. MLB analyst. [01:00:44] Speaker A: I don't know. [01:00:46] Speaker B: Maybe I got the name wrong. The fat dude. No, he was the fat guy. He had a mullet. Blonde hair, fat, mullet. [01:00:59] Speaker A: That guy. [01:00:59] Speaker B: MLB analyst John Crock. [01:01:06] Speaker A: John Crock. Oh, okay. Croc. [01:01:08] Speaker B: Okay. Because he was so fat that I thought maybe it was him. That was. It reminds me of Merck getting thrown off from left field. Do you remember that story? No. [01:01:17] Speaker A: Merc got thrown out from left field. [01:01:19] Speaker B: Merc got thrown out running the first base from left field. Force play, bang. That's bad. [01:01:25] Speaker A: That's crazy. [01:01:28] Speaker B: What are you looking at? [01:01:29] Speaker A: I'm looking at this. I'm just looking at something on this fucking video. [01:01:33] Speaker B: What's wrong? [01:01:35] Speaker A: None. Oh, nothing. These things, nothing I can see. There's two patches on my head, though, right here that are disfigured and discolored. [01:01:44] Speaker B: What is. [01:01:45] Speaker A: It's gotta be like a skin thing, dude. [01:01:47] Speaker B: Oh, you think it's a psoriasis? [01:01:48] Speaker A: Stuff I can see, but, like, right here, I can't see it. But then if I. [01:01:51] Speaker B: How's the psoriasis medicine working for you? Any good? [01:01:53] Speaker A: It's all right, dude. It's not great. I have a follow up on the 15th, so. We're gonna hope to. Of course, the person that I just became friends with works in the skin department, so now I'm petrified to even, like, show my arms. So I'll just be wearing sweatshirts my whole fucking life. Because I definitely, you know, don't want to get into that. [01:02:17] Speaker B: Hold on a second. This person's working with you? [01:02:21] Speaker A: No. [01:02:22] Speaker B: Did I hear that wrong? [01:02:24] Speaker A: Yes. [01:02:24] Speaker B: She's coming into work. [01:02:26] Speaker A: No. [01:02:27] Speaker B: Why do you want to wear sweatpants sweatshirt? For what? [01:02:30] Speaker A: My arms. [01:02:31] Speaker B: When? [01:02:33] Speaker A: Always. So as not a door until further notice. [01:02:36] Speaker B: Okay. You don't. You don't want to tell her you have psoriasis? [01:02:38] Speaker A: Yes. [01:02:40] Speaker B: Okay. I would say hide that for as long as possible because I, you know, honestly, sometimes I want to wear sweat sweatshirts around you. I don't know if it's catchy. I don't want to catch it. I don't want to catch it. Like aids, right? Is it catchy? [01:02:52] Speaker A: No. [01:02:52] Speaker B: No. [01:02:53] Speaker A: It's not like poison ivy. [01:02:55] Speaker B: Why do you think all. A lot of people your age have it? Is there. Is there any reason why, like, environmentally, why there's a lot. [01:03:04] Speaker A: I don't know. I don't. I don't. [01:03:06] Speaker B: I feel like that thing that wasn't even an issue when we were growing up, now I feel like everyone's getting it. [01:03:11] Speaker A: This kid. Can you and Al visit me at Plunge on Saturday? [01:03:15] Speaker B: Tell him no, I have a thing. I have to cook for 650 people, so I can't. Sorry. He's still a Plunge, by the way. [01:03:37] Speaker A: Yeah, he's definitely still a plunge. I definitely would like to go in there. Like I said, I want. Eventually do. I want to eventually get a membership there? [01:03:42] Speaker B: I just. [01:03:43] Speaker A: Some fucking. I've been busy. Busy. [01:03:44] Speaker B: What's it like, 250amonth? [01:03:45] Speaker A: 150, I think. [01:03:47] Speaker B: Oh, that's not bad. You spent. Think about how much money you spend doing dumb shit. And then if you are there, you're not gonna be spending money doing dumb shit. The only problem with you is that in close vicinity to there is Target, and you're gonna spend stupid money there because no one likes shopping at Target more than you. Luckily, there's no sweet places around there. Or maybe you get a frap at Kelly's. [01:04:14] Speaker A: Yeah, I would rather eat like what I regularly would get at Kelly's than get a frap. [01:04:18] Speaker B: Do you know what the good thing is, though, about Plunge? Walk right across the street. Dave's Hot Chicken. [01:04:22] Speaker A: Dave's Hot Chicken. [01:04:23] Speaker B: Dave's Hot Chicken. [01:04:24] Speaker A: I can. I can only do some. I love Dave's. I'm not gonna say anything else. I can only do so much, though. [01:04:30] Speaker B: I think that's chicken in general to me. [01:04:32] Speaker A: Yeah. You know what I mean? [01:04:33] Speaker B: Some people just love chicken like my kids love it. [01:04:35] Speaker A: The chicken. The whatever the fucking thing is with the slider and then the one extra piece of chicken on the side. That's great. With the fries. I'm good. [01:04:41] Speaker B: You don't need two buns. You don't want two sliders? I've been going. [01:04:45] Speaker A: Do they have two sliders? [01:04:46] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. [01:04:46] Speaker A: Oh, then two sliders. Give me two sliders and I'm fine. [01:04:49] Speaker B: You know why? [01:04:49] Speaker A: Two sliders and fries. And give me one of them fucking shakes with M and Ms. Crushed up. Because when the two days that I worked there, I consumed so much of that, I thank God that that job did not work out. [01:05:03] Speaker B: Do you know what they have now? Lucky Charms. [01:05:06] Speaker A: That's not it for me. You love Lucky Charms. I do love Lucky Charms. Raw. [01:05:12] Speaker B: That's what they put in it. Raw. [01:05:14] Speaker A: No, raw. [01:05:16] Speaker B: Just eating it regular. [01:05:17] Speaker A: But you will try. [01:05:17] Speaker B: But you could do the chocolate. Chocolate ice cream with that in it. [01:05:21] Speaker A: I don't want chocolate ice cream. [01:05:22] Speaker B: You put chocolate chips in it. [01:05:24] Speaker A: That's not the same thing. [01:05:25] Speaker B: Whatever. Fine. I remember he thinks that that's a. [01:05:29] Speaker A: Good idea, and it's not a good idea. It sucks. [01:05:32] Speaker B: You eat chocolate chips mixed with Lucky Charms. [01:05:35] Speaker A: Is there any milk or. Or any ice cream involved in that? [01:05:39] Speaker B: Yes. [01:05:39] Speaker A: No, there's not. So it's. [01:05:41] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. [01:05:42] Speaker A: It's stacked up in a solo cup. [01:05:44] Speaker B: I get it. But my point. That's what he does on a daily basis. This is why all the girls leave him. I. You're not going to try it? [01:05:53] Speaker A: Maybe if me and you somehow trip and fall our way in there. I'll try it with you, but I'm not gonna go out of my way and try it. [01:06:00] Speaker B: I was a little upset that they got rid of the Cinnamon Toast Crunch one, because that one. [01:06:04] Speaker A: That's crazy. I would think that people would like Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Probably more in a frappe than Lucky Chomps. [01:06:09] Speaker B: I do. [01:06:09] Speaker A: I think they go seasonal because if they don't. Cause if you're not getting mostly marshmallows, then you're fucked. [01:06:15] Speaker B: It is so much marshmallows. I was thinking this whole time, like, do they get a special mix? Because sometimes Lucky Charm cereal doesn't have enough marshmallows in it. [01:06:23] Speaker A: It Right. [01:06:24] Speaker B: That we, like, people had to buy the ones that they were making. The ones only marshmallows. Do you remember that? [01:06:29] Speaker A: Yeah. Yes, yes, I've purchased. [01:06:32] Speaker B: This is like a mix. It's like 75%. It's like a perfect mix. It's a ton of marshmallows, and they feel like they're bigger. I don't know what they're getting. If it's a special proprietary blend for Dave's hot chicken, we need Dave salt chicken to start serving pasta. Maybe I can get that account. That would be nice. [01:06:51] Speaker A: That'd be kind of wild. [01:06:52] Speaker B: That'd be great. [01:06:53] Speaker A: That'd be a wild season seasoned pasta from Dave's heart, dude. [01:06:58] Speaker B: It would probably be delicious. You cut up some of that, like, spiced chicken in it, you make like, a Cajun pasta. Like, you know all those shitty places, like, oh, my God, I can't. What's that place called with the guitar? You know what I'm talking about. It's in, like, Foxwoods. [01:07:13] Speaker A: No, I don't. [01:07:14] Speaker B: Hard Rock Cafe. Cajun pasta all day. They have. That's what they need to do. They do a Cajun pasta. That's my pitch. Really knock it out of the building. I'm sure that won't screw up any of the operations at all. All right, you want to get into our list of top unlikely people we hate? [01:07:38] Speaker A: Yeah, let's do. Let's do that. And then I gotta go to work. [01:07:41] Speaker B: Then you gotta go. Okay. [01:07:42] Speaker A: All right, top. [01:07:47] Speaker B: Do you want to draft them or just go like, you go one, I'll go one, you go one, I'll go one, you. [01:07:55] Speaker A: You go one, you. Yeah. Ping pong. [01:07:57] Speaker B: My question here is, are we talking? Can it be a group of people? Does it have to be a specific? [01:08:02] Speaker A: Yes, it can be a group of people. Yeah, it can be a group of people. [01:08:06] Speaker B: Women drivers. Women drivers. There's no one worse on the face of the planet than women drivers. If you get a woman driver and an ethnic women driver, it might be like a too much. A woman driver's the worst on the face of the planet. [01:08:23] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:08:24] Speaker B: They can't drive, my wife included. At a normal rate. My wife drives in the right. The right hand lane. It makes no sense. They're turning off, they're turning on. Why are you driving? [01:08:33] Speaker A: Oh, my God. [01:08:34] Speaker B: Right hand lane. It's insane. They never know where they're going. They're going down one ways. They don't know how to take turns. They don't know how to park. They legitimately don't know how to do anything as soon as they get into a car. Yeah, like, for women that like to be in control of, with everything. Like, there's just their nature. They want to be control freaks of everything. They are the worst. They're the least amount in control in the car. Or they think they're in control, but they're just doing things the wrong way. They have probably like how guys do laundry. Like, you didn't put your sheets away. Like, they're just not doing the right thing. [01:09:06] Speaker A: It's not doing the right thing on the road. [01:09:07] Speaker B: On the road. I swear to God, every time someone's doing something stupid, I go, I know it's a woman. It's either a woman or like a 95 year old. [01:09:15] Speaker A: I. I always say it all the time. Like, can't wait to pull up next to this person and see what they look like. I already know. [01:09:20] Speaker B: I love playing that game. That's probably one of my top five favorite games on the planet. Like, we could do a draft on that and just like find out who's the driver. Like, I know it's this guest. [01:09:27] Speaker A: Guess my contestants. [01:09:28] Speaker B: Yes. [01:09:29] Speaker A: Mine's gonna be people who still wear masks. I think those people suck. I think I just kill you. Yeah, I just think, I just think in general, like, I see people still driving with masks on. I still. People see people. Just like you said, I go to Target, I'll see at least like two people wearing masks. Like, why are you still wearing a mask? What are you still wearing a mask for? It's about to be 2026. What are you still wearing a mask for? Have you woken up, sir? How are you In a fucking idiot, ma'. Am. And more than likely they're the people that they make every. They make every situation just so weird. [01:10:07] Speaker B: There was probably a five day process where I was like, I remember right when Covid hit. It was like, you kind of like, well, like, okay, maybe we should wear a mask for five days. I remember like even going into like Dunkin Donuts drive through once and I had to put my mask on. And then for some reason I'm like, this is the dumbest thing on the face of the planet. Like, why are we wearing masks? It doesn't make sense. These things aren't even surgical masks. [01:10:29] Speaker A: I'm wearing a fucking T shirt material. Fucking thing that you wear skiing over my face. You think that is going to fucking help at any extent for me to not catch a. Whatever it is, disease? [01:10:46] Speaker B: You mean of the flu? Yeah, I think it really drove me home. And I want to say, like, it was around that day five, I think I was out shopping and I remember Someone sneezing, right? Sneezing. And it came through the mask. The mask was up. Sneezed, came through the mess. I'm like, well, this. It doesn't even matter at this point. [01:11:05] Speaker A: It doesn't matter. [01:11:07] Speaker B: Like that's all you need to know. That's how you know the whole thing was a crocker. The only one that I give the pass on the mass is an Asian person. Asians always wore a mask. [01:11:17] Speaker A: They've been rocking it. It's on brand. [01:11:19] Speaker B: It's on brand. They're not. They're not faking it. No, no. So like I. I guess they think it helps with air pollution. It probably doesn't. And they do it in their home country. Rock your mask, son. But when I. When I realize when I see a 40 year old, like white woman with blonde hair rocking a mask, I automatically think down about that person. [01:11:37] Speaker A: Dude. [01:11:38] Speaker B: I think about. I actually think the entire lineage. I think bad about the kids, I think that about the husband. [01:11:44] Speaker A: I think they all suck. [01:11:46] Speaker B: I'm sorry. [01:11:47] Speaker A: No, I just. I will go out of my way to like mumble something underneath my breath even. Or like if I'm with some, just like, be like, yo, look at this fucking loser with this mask on. [01:11:56] Speaker B: Yeah. People doing in the gym? [01:11:59] Speaker A: Huh? [01:11:59] Speaker B: Anyone doing in the gym? [01:12:00] Speaker A: No, thank God. [01:12:03] Speaker B: They usually don't go to gyms, those people. [01:12:05] Speaker A: No. Don't seem at a gym. [01:12:06] Speaker B: I'm going to go more specific with my next one. [01:12:08] Speaker A: Okay, go ahead. [01:12:09] Speaker B: Because this person just recently retired and I forgot how much I hated this person. Like I always hate them since like 2017, 2018, when they first popped onto the scene and people were sucking this person's twat. [01:12:21] Speaker A: Johnson. [01:12:22] Speaker B: Sister Jean. Do you know who Sister Jean is? The girl from Loyola, Is it Loyola? [01:12:29] Speaker A: Yeah. Dude, she's like 100. [01:12:31] Speaker B: She's 106. [01:12:32] Speaker A: That's crazy. [01:12:34] Speaker B: Remember they would make it such a big deal. They were out in her fucking wheelchair. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the reason why they won. Sister fucking Gene. [01:12:40] Speaker A: Yeah, Sister Jean. [01:12:41] Speaker B: Sister Jean is the reason why. [01:12:43] Speaker A: You know, it's like, nah, motherfucker. We were balling on a budget before Sister Gene. [01:12:47] Speaker B: Six, six black guys were good at basketball because of Sister fucking Gene. Okay? They were fucking balling out. All because of Cystogene. Certain people shouldn't get attention. Cystogene is one of them. And I'm so glad. I honestly, when I saw her popped up, I'm like, please let her be dead. But she just retired. She's 106. I don't understand how you work till you're 106. [01:13:09] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:13:10] Speaker B: And what kind of job is she really doing? Let's be honest? Is that a Catholic university? Is she a Catholic nun? She's never in the get up. Have you ever seen her in the get up? She's just rocking dress now. She's rocking dress now. She's on COVID protocols her whole life. She's. Have you ever seen her in the non get up? [01:13:29] Speaker A: No, I haven't. I haven't seen her in. I haven't seen her in. Suit up. [01:13:34] Speaker B: That's my thing is. Is anyone. Can anyone prove that Sister Jean's actually a nun? I want to know who's at that monastery when she got fucking anointed a nun. Because there's not one person probably. [01:13:42] Speaker A: I've seen her more. I've seen her more in a letterman jacket than I have. [01:13:46] Speaker B: Gene is the Bishop Sacamore of nuns. Do you know who Bishop Sacamore? [01:13:52] Speaker A: No, I have no idea. [01:13:53] Speaker B: Bishop Sacamore is that team that they play. They ended up playing. Like, who the fuck do they play? They were this college, right? [01:14:00] Speaker A: Oh, they were fake. [01:14:01] Speaker B: Yeah, they were fake university. [01:14:04] Speaker A: Okay. All right. [01:14:07] Speaker B: Like 40 nothing. [01:14:08] Speaker A: Yeah. I'm gonna go with people who stop at yellow lights. [01:14:14] Speaker B: This is so good. This is such a good one. [01:14:17] Speaker A: I. I just. I just think you just have no awareness, no sense of urgency in your selfish is. Personally, you're definitely selfish. I think you're a selfish person. [01:14:27] Speaker B: You're essentially closing the door on someone else. That's what you're doing. You're closing the door. Would you do that if you were walking into fucking stop and Shop? Would you just, like, leave the door and let it slam in someone's face? That's what you're doing. Yeah, that's what you're doing. You're not holding the door open for someone else. [01:14:41] Speaker A: I already have my next person too, but. So go ahead. [01:14:44] Speaker B: That's it? That's all you wanted to say about yellow lights? [01:14:47] Speaker A: I just think. Yeah, I mean, it's just like. It's just kind of like an un. Like an unspoken rule, dude. Like, you gotta fly. Like, yellow does not mean slow down. It means get the fuck through that bitch so I can follow you right behind. Yeah, that's what that means. [01:14:58] Speaker B: I'm gonna go with people that complain about the weather. If you complain about the weather, especially in New England, you're a fucking grade A loser. [01:15:04] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:15:05] Speaker B: As someone once said, an absolute zero. That's what you are. [01:15:08] Speaker A: Yeah, I could. I Mean, no, you're right. [01:15:13] Speaker B: They. And they're never happy. They've never been happy once in their life. There might be one day a year that they might be happy that it's like 70 degrees and like, wow, this is a perfect day. Yeah, everyone has to deal when someone, everyone has to deal with something, you can't complain about it. And it's the same every single year. Like, we have seasons for a reason. I wonder if those places that don't have seasons, like Southern California, if they're complaining about the weather or if it's just like New England based, like, oh, my God, it's so hot. Oh, my God. It was 44 degrees this morning when I woke up. Yes, it's fucking the best weather for. Give me 44 degrees when we wake up. Give me 68 and fucking peak and give me 44 when we go to sleep. Perfect weather. Throw a hoodie on, throw a quarter zip. [01:15:56] Speaker A: This is perfect. It's like, where have you been? Like, what the fuck? What do you think? This is a new program. [01:16:00] Speaker B: Right now they're fucking crying that it's raining out. Guess what? It has to fucking rain sometimes. [01:16:04] Speaker A: Yeah, sorry, sorry, sorry. I don't want to go into a drought. My bad. [01:16:08] Speaker B: Yes. Fucking people complain about the weather. Put that on the list. [01:16:12] Speaker A: Okay. Mine is when you're at a anywhere that sells lottery tickets and you're stuck behind that one person that's just sitting there rattling off, buying lottery tickets. Like, I'll take two tens, I'll take three, five. And then obviously there's a language barrier because Nahatna Gandhi behind the fucking counter isn't gonna be able to fucking pick up what this fucking piece of shit with this weird fucking Boston accent is saying. So now they're trying to fucking, now they're trying to draw up a play on the back wall. There's 90 fucking tickets to pick from. We're doing no, two to the right, up one back left. And I'm not gonna lie. I, I, I don't have patience for that. I just don't. I'm like, I'm trying to get. When I go to 7 11, I'm trying to get in and I'm trying to get out. [01:16:59] Speaker B: It's worse when you're carrying a bunch of. I was carrying, like two, like a 24 like Peroni and a 24AModelo. Just sitting there holding the stuff. And then this guy was just getting everything. Then he was getting quick picks. And then he's doing this. [01:17:13] Speaker A: Yeah. And then they get the Quick picks. [01:17:15] Speaker B: And get sitting there like this, like. [01:17:17] Speaker A: Can I get two mass draws? And I'm like, yo, buddy, I hope you get negative dolls. Hope you get cancer from those tickets. [01:17:23] Speaker B: Actually. I hope you hit the lottery and someone steals it from you. That's what I hope. I hope you. [01:17:27] Speaker A: Or you get. You get t boned on your way to go pick up your money. [01:17:30] Speaker B: I agree a thousand percent. So that's why. That's why. [01:17:33] Speaker A: That's my next person on. That's my next. [01:17:35] Speaker B: That's why they should have. What's it called, the automatics, where you put the money in, like the vending machines. They should put that everywhere. No more paling tickets. [01:17:43] Speaker A: Oh, my God, that would be great. Just put a fucking kioskiosk. Put a vending machine. [01:17:48] Speaker B: Put a vending machine. [01:17:49] Speaker A: Brown jug. Once again, shout out to the brown jug. They do it right? Yep. [01:17:52] Speaker B: Brown jug always does it right. [01:17:53] Speaker A: Brown jug always does it right. [01:17:57] Speaker B: Or just do a separate lane. Do a separate lottery lane that only lottery people can go into. [01:18:01] Speaker A: Round the side. [01:18:02] Speaker B: Yep. And you can. You could pay for your purchase with the lottery. [01:18:06] Speaker A: I don't get it, dude. I just don't get it. [01:18:08] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:18:08] Speaker A: Like, why do you think. Why do you think? Why do you think in the middle of the day, I want to stand behind you for the next five minutes while you rattle off all of your Social Security check on scratch tickets? Why? [01:18:21] Speaker B: I'll take 232s, 264s, bro. [01:18:27] Speaker A: Oh, my God. All right, that's. That was my. That was my guy. All right. [01:18:31] Speaker B: Okay, people who correct grammar. If you correct grammar, you're a fucking loser. [01:18:34] Speaker A: Okay? [01:18:36] Speaker B: If you understood what I said, fucking deal with it, okay? I don't care about the. The. The. You understood what I said. I got the point across. We don't need a fucking lesson. You need to teach me how to do shit. Guess what? We're writing it the. The quickest way we're going to write it. I don't give a fuck about grammar, especially through text. So now every time you write you. Now should I write Y O, U with the star, an asterisk next to it because you spelled you wrong. No, we get. [01:19:03] Speaker A: It's such a piece of. [01:19:05] Speaker B: You're such a piece of. You think you're better than everybody. [01:19:07] Speaker A: That's your problem again, entitled people who think that they like. Why? Because you know the right way? Like, no, I know the right way too, but we're trying to be efficient here. You don't know about the message across. If you Understand what I'm saying? Then shut the up. What good do you do in a conversation with correcting grammar? [01:19:23] Speaker B: By the way, who's the guy that does the podcast with Big Cat? Why am I blanking on his name? [01:19:28] Speaker A: Pft. [01:19:28] Speaker B: Pft. He has a very perfect. Perfect saying. Telling is better than spelling. Telling is better than spelling. [01:19:36] Speaker A: Right. [01:19:36] Speaker B: If you can get your point across. [01:19:38] Speaker A: I'm in. I'm in the crew. I'm in a. I'm in an awkward category with me. I like to use words that don't mean the right thing, but people know what I'm trying to at least fucking say to you. Like, you know, when I got people like Al or my brother next to me, they autocorrect me in real life. And that's a very. Not everyone has people like that. I'm very. I'm very happy for people like that. But I'll just let you know, I don't give a. I'm trying to tell you what I'm trying to tell you, and you better understand, because if not, then you know there's a difference between. [01:20:05] Speaker B: Correcting someone's word and contracting someone's spelling. [01:20:10] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:20:10] Speaker B: If I put I before E and it's not after C, is that how it goes? Or is it. [01:20:15] Speaker A: I don't even know, to be honest. I'm just. [01:20:17] Speaker B: I put I before e. Yes. If I put I before E after. [01:20:23] Speaker A: C. I before E. Except after C. Yeah. Yeah. I don't. [01:20:26] Speaker B: So if I put I before E after C, you understand? [01:20:28] Speaker A: You know how many times I've tried to spell field and then spell it the other way? And then I'm like, which way is it? And then I'm like, all right, I got it now. [01:20:34] Speaker B: Speaking of that, I mean, I'm in that. I'm in a group chat with the pulling the cork boys. These people might be the dumbest people. First of all, Bren's a corrector grammar guy, and I always tell him that's, like, your worst quality, you know, to man, and that's so ass. Yeah. And, like, probably your second chin. That would be your second worst quality. Thank God you grew a beard out. They were, like, arguing, like, how to spell, like, burrows. Like the five boroughs. Like New York City, like the five boroughs. He's like, I always get confused. Burrows. Like, how would you spell that? Burrow. [01:21:05] Speaker A: Like Joe Burrow. [01:21:06] Speaker B: Okay. That's what he thought. [01:21:08] Speaker A: And it's bu. Is it B, U, E, R, E, A, O, A U or something like that? [01:21:13] Speaker B: This is why. This is why. This is why Nico and Danny are the same person. Because that was the confusion. That was the confusion that fucking Danny made. And that's just what you put your fucking clothes in. No, it's B o R o u g h. I'm pretty sure. [01:21:27] Speaker A: Cool. [01:21:27] Speaker B: But who gives a fuck? [01:21:29] Speaker A: Who does give a fuck? [01:21:30] Speaker B: No one cares. No one fucking. [01:21:32] Speaker A: No one literally cares. All right, my next person. My type of person. That sucks. [01:21:40] Speaker B: I think this is your number four. [01:21:42] Speaker A: This is my number four. I'm trying to think. I'm trying to. I just had one. I think the people that show up late for their reservation at a restaurant. [01:22:02] Speaker B: I think Steve would come at this right now that you're saying. [01:22:05] Speaker A: Yeah, I think people that. That. [01:22:07] Speaker B: How about just show up late Anywhere that you have a time to be like, if you Anything. [01:22:11] Speaker A: Yeah. People that show up late. People that. People that elite. [01:22:14] Speaker B: Would you say Marco is a bad, bad proponent of this? [01:22:16] Speaker A: Dude, Terrible. [01:22:17] Speaker B: Terrible. [01:22:18] Speaker A: People like people that show up late. I just. And then complain about the repercussions of being late to something is fucking annoying. If you have a doctor's appointment and you are late and I am early and I get to go before you. What are you complaining about? You are late. So now it's my turn because I wasn't late. [01:22:38] Speaker B: Yeah, you're the captain now. [01:22:39] Speaker A: I am the captain now. Restaurant. [01:22:42] Speaker B: Yes. [01:22:43] Speaker A: If you are late for your 8 o' clock reservation and you are outside of our grace period and there happens to just be four other patrons in this fucking world that would like to eat at our restaurant on a Saturday night at 8 o' clock that just happened to walk in, didn't have a reservation, they'd like to throw their name down, and now they have the table and you come in 45 minutes late and stomp your feet and have an attitude and mumble under your breath about how shitty this place is because you're late. No, you're a fucking idiot. You're late. Anyone that's late for anything and that you end up not getting what you got if you were to be on time. That's how life works. Okay? I just. I can't. I can't fathom how people. How people think like that. Another thing. If we were to just throw in there the people that I fucking hate. I don't know if you want to put this in already. We'll just write it as my number five. But people that ask for menu items, people that ask for things that aren't on the menu. If it's not on my menu, I don't have It. There is no secret lair in the fucking back of this restaurant that I'm just stashing away fucking calamari. We don't have calamari, so it's not on the fucking menu. So why are you asking me for it? Oh, well, why don't you have mashed potatoes? Why don't I have mashed potatoes? I am a server, not an executive chef of this restaurant, you fucking dope. So why are you asking me that question? That isn't even logically make sense. Here's another type of person that I hate. We're just gonna bunch these all up into fucking. This is an honorable mention. People that actually have the audacity to be like, hey, can you change this music? How about I come into your house and ask you to fucking change the color of the whole interior or the sheets? Everything. Yeah, everything actually. Whatever's in your fridge, take it the fuck out and get all new shit and put that in there. And then whatever soundtrack you like to play in your house, I'm gonna fucking change it to he metal fucking rock and bang my head off a fucking wall. That no, you know, unreasonable. That sounds. You know how ridiculous that sounds? [01:24:41] Speaker B: I would say that that sounds extremely ridiculous. I can't believe it. [01:24:45] Speaker A: And it's, it's. It's adults. It's adults more than anything. It is more than fucking like 20, 30 year old. It's, it's like legitimate adult parent people like, hey, can we lower the music or could we, can we change this music? By chance you guys take a song request? No, this isn't the junior fucking prom. I'm not taking song requests. I'm sorry. Let me get back to my job of serving and being a fucking servant to you. Okay. [01:25:12] Speaker B: Fuck. Do you see a jukebox? Rice broke box in the corner. [01:25:15] Speaker A: Do you see a jukebox? Good sir, do you see a jukebox? No. This is not Bill fucking Ashes. This is a fucking legitimate establishment. Thank you very much. If I do not like it, get the check, leave, and then guess what? Don't come back. Because nothing's changing. [01:25:34] Speaker B: There's zero changing. I do love a good jukebox. I'm talking those like potty ones that you can like pay extra money to. Like pay a song, you know. [01:25:42] Speaker A: Sure. That would logically make fucking. [01:25:43] Speaker B: So that's like a great thing in it, like a bar or something like that. Like you throw the jukebox in the corner. The you know which ones. [01:25:49] Speaker A: I'm talking in a dive bar where there's people with Less teeth than me that are working there. That makes sense. Doesn't make sense at a nice fucking craft cocktailed restaurant with a legit flourishing tree in the middle of it in all greenery around you. Lights. It doesn't make any sense. [01:26:07] Speaker B: And guess what? That person has shit taste for music. I know for a fact he thinks he's the music. He has fucking terrible taste of music. [01:26:15] Speaker A: They suck. These people are fucking. Listen. It's in. It just. It's the worst. [01:26:20] Speaker B: I was at a wedding and someone, they were like requesting songs in. I don't think that wedding should allow songs to be requested because some of these songs were so bad and you could tell someone went up, requested the song, and then they played the song so bad. Like they had no. They only cared about their own enjoyment. Not getting party started. Like, let's keep this podcast. If you. If you request a slow song at a wedding, you're a scumbag. There should be one slow song at a wedding. Well, two, Three. One for the bride and groom, one for the. The father and the bride, and one for the. What's called. They should all be under a minute and a half. Minute and a half. That's all I had for mine. I had three slow songs. They were the three slow songs. One for the bride and groom, one for the. One for the groom and the mother in law, and one for the father in law and the bride. Does that make sense? [01:27:14] Speaker A: Yeah, that makes fucking sense. [01:27:15] Speaker B: It's a fucking. [01:27:17] Speaker A: If it's not the bride or the groom saying, hey, play this song. I would be like, I. [01:27:22] Speaker B: We said no requests. We said no requests. [01:27:25] Speaker A: I would do the same thing. [01:27:25] Speaker B: My DJ actually recommended that. He said, don't do any requests because we've been to. I've been to plenty of ones. And when they start requesting songs, they start playing the worst music that not everyone's gonna get jacked up. That's what you pay a DJ for. [01:27:37] Speaker A: It is what you pay a DJ for. You give him a fucking A listen. This is what we want. [01:27:42] Speaker B: Nico got so jacked up. The light is turned and there's so much shadow on him. But it's fine. I like the passion. We need the passion. I feel like I didn't even get my fifth one in. Did I get my fifth one? Because they were supposed to snake back to me. [01:27:53] Speaker A: Might have been able to snake back to you. You could. I don't know. If you got somebody, go ahead. [01:27:57] Speaker B: It was gonna be Angel Reese, but Angel Reese has been looking pretty tasty lately. So I'm gonna take her off the list. I just don't like her as a person, I don't think. [01:28:04] Speaker A: But no, I already. I have already been vocally out there. If that woman got taken off this planet, none of my. None, not even a second of my existence would care. [01:28:14] Speaker B: Not once, not one second. [01:28:16] Speaker A: No, not one. Literally. I think she is an ungrateful piece of shit. [01:28:20] Speaker B: Well, I'm gonna keep my last pick as Greta Thunberg. Do you know who Greta Thunberg is? [01:28:23] Speaker A: Don't know who that fucking is either. [01:28:25] Speaker B: Greta thunberg's that, like 13 year old girl. Well, she's probably like 20 something now that, like, came out. And she was like the times person of the year because she spoke out about global warming. Global warming which actually doesn't exist. She has obviously, clearly bad parents that thrust her into a spotlight that she has no business in being in. And they act like she's this smart girl and she's woke and all this shit. Greta Thurburn is a fucking moron. I wish bad things upon her. [01:28:53] Speaker A: Good, good. [01:28:55] Speaker B: Maybe I don't wish bad things upon her because she is only like, now that she's an adult, I could probably say that. But I mean, I've hated this girl since she fucking jumped on the scene whatsoever. No kid should be trying to talk while adults are speaking. That's my motto. Like, if there's a bunch of adults speaking, like, you should be like. You should know your spot is what I'm trying to say. You shouldn't try to be the star. [01:29:16] Speaker A: You should just listen. [01:29:17] Speaker B: Yeah, you should listen and try to learn from people that are smart. [01:29:20] Speaker A: Wait until there's a moment of silence. [01:29:21] Speaker B: Yeah. So her just getting into the spotlight and people like, sucking her twat left and right about, like how. How smart she is and how elevated her thought process is. Listen, she's a retard, okay? She's probably out there screaming 6 out of 10. I mean, you know, come on. That's what she's doing. [01:29:38] Speaker A: So I gotta go home and change. I gotta be. [01:29:41] Speaker B: Why don't you get yourself all ready to go? So you could have just left because I didn't know you had work. [01:29:44] Speaker A: I didn't think we were gonna run that league. [01:29:46] Speaker B: I didn't know you had work today. Okay, so. [01:29:49] Speaker A: Well, yeah, I don't know what quarter. [01:29:51] Speaker B: We'Re in, but we're gonna end. [01:29:52] Speaker A: We're not. We. We were. We were. We were taught we were in the fourth quarter. [01:29:56] Speaker B: We're in the fourth quarter. See, this is a whole thing by him is this. This isn't a demar Hamlin situation where we're stopping the game prematurely. You think we completed. You think this is running clockwork, dude, this is terrible. [01:30:09] Speaker A: We definitely cut the game a little close. We definitely cut the game off a little short. [01:30:13] Speaker B: I'm just. [01:30:14] Speaker A: I know I have to get home. I have to change. If I knew that we were going to run a little long, should have brought my work stuff so I could just fly into town. [01:30:21] Speaker B: That's fine. [01:30:21] Speaker A: It's raining, and I got to be in. And I'm not one thing to be late, but. [01:30:25] Speaker B: Because you already said that you don't like when people are late. [01:30:28] Speaker A: I hate when people late. Yo, if my. If my other person that when we go to Grill 23 makes us late. [01:30:36] Speaker B: Grill 23? [01:30:37] Speaker A: Yeah. I think we're gonna go with Grill 23. We're gonna throw all the options out at them, even though it's not their fucking choice. It's my choice because it's my birthday dinner. So I'm gonna be fucking selfish because it's the only. [01:30:48] Speaker B: You are allowed to be selfish on your birthday. You're allowed to do it here. [01:30:51] Speaker A: Listen, this is the only thing I don't ask for nothing else. God, I don't even want to get my friends together. That's a fucking whole pain in the fucking ass. I just want to go out to a nice, nice dinner with good fucking food. [01:31:02] Speaker B: Oh, speaking of birthdays, it's. It's Richie Sinclauty's birthday. [01:31:05] Speaker A: It's my dad's birthday yesterday, and it's your father's birthday. [01:31:08] Speaker B: We got a lot of birthdays here. And you know what? It's T bird at the restaurant's birthday. [01:31:12] Speaker A: Don't even know who that is. Good shit, though. [01:31:14] Speaker B: Catch your aunt. [01:31:15] Speaker A: Oh, Theresa. [01:31:15] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:31:16] Speaker A: Oh, T bird. [01:31:18] Speaker B: T bird. [01:31:19] Speaker A: Look at this. Like, the Red Sox flying into the postseason. [01:31:23] Speaker B: They're definitely flying. [01:31:24] Speaker A: Magic number is one. I would love to go to a game. [01:31:29] Speaker B: Do. I do. Okay, So I think that the magic number for the Red Sox is one. In this. This. After this one date with this girl. A girl 23, you're gonna be falling in love like you want. You're gonna. [01:31:38] Speaker A: No, dude. [01:31:41] Speaker B: Magic number is one. [01:31:42] Speaker A: Be the guy. It should be, like, be the guy. [01:31:44] Speaker B: 62. [01:31:45] Speaker A: Be the. Be the guy to tell me. [01:31:47] Speaker B: Nah, I'm telling you now. [01:31:49] Speaker A: Just run the slow. Just run the slow. [01:31:50] Speaker B: The slow game always. You don't need a. [01:31:52] Speaker A: No huddle offense. Just. Just a good template. [01:31:55] Speaker B: Tell my wife on a daily basis back in the day that me and her are oil and vinegar. Worked like a charm. Slow play. [01:32:02] Speaker A: Okay. [01:32:03] Speaker B: Always works. [01:32:04] Speaker A: Slow play. [01:32:04] Speaker B: Slow play. [01:32:05] Speaker A: That's what we're going to do. Cuz we're just friends. [01:32:07] Speaker B: That's it. I'm still just friends with my wife. Is that how we're going to end it? Every time? Like we just. [01:32:13] Speaker A: I don't know. It was a great clip, though. It was pretty good. [01:32:15] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:32:16] Speaker A: All right. [01:32:16] Speaker B: You for a second. [01:32:42] Speaker A: Sam?