Ep. 142 | Don Leroy LaFontaine

[00:00:46] Speaker A: Did you know that the Border Cafe is on UberEats now? [00:00:50] Speaker B: That's big. [00:00:51] Speaker A: It's huge. [00:00:51] Speaker B: That's ginormous, dude. [00:00:53] Speaker A: Last night I was like, what the. [00:00:55] Speaker B: Hell have you waited? [00:00:57] Speaker A: I was. Last night I was looking through UberEats and I saw that pop up. I don't think I've smiled this genuine. Definitely not when my kid was born. Just in general. Like, that was, like, the most genuine smile I've ever had. [00:01:08] Speaker B: Okay. But the real ultimate test is getting it. What do you. You know what I mean? You got to get it and you got to see, like, I got it last night. [00:01:16] Speaker A: I saw it and got it. I saw it and I got it. [00:01:19] Speaker B: Okay? [00:01:19] Speaker A: And it was. Guess what? It was a 10 out of a 10. Maybe an 11 out of 10. [00:01:23] Speaker B: Was it really? [00:01:23] Speaker A: The only thing we were missing, obviously, was the fucking draft soda. [00:01:27] Speaker B: I was just gonna say you can't replicate the jugs of soda that the Border Cafe provide you, which I love. They're unbelievable. [00:01:35] Speaker A: Yeah, they are great. The Camptown shrimp I couldn't get because the wife's around. She's apparently allergic to shrimp, so. [00:01:42] Speaker B: Oh, really? [00:01:43] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. She's got, like, a EpiPen and shit. [00:01:46] Speaker B: An EpiPen for shrimp? [00:01:47] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. [00:01:48] Speaker B: Remember that one time Marco broke out from shrimp scampi and then thought he was allergic to shrimp? He was just having, like, probably a little bit of a gay reaction. [00:01:55] Speaker A: Yeah, that's what happens to the gays. They can't eat shrimp scampi, unfortunately. They can take down lodge hogs, but they can't take down shrimp scampi. That's the word on the street. [00:02:03] Speaker B: I think I would trade the shrimp. I would take. I'll take the shrimp. I love shrimp. Shrimp's great. I have shrimp right now, actually, in my freezer. [00:02:10] Speaker A: Shrimp's the best. [00:02:11] Speaker B: I make like, this bang bang shrimp. Call it. It's pretty good. It's like sriracha mayo. It sounds. This sounds a little. [00:02:20] Speaker A: Is it Asian? [00:02:21] Speaker B: Yeah, kind of. In a way. It's kind of. It's kind of like that. Kind of like that. But I seen it on, like, a bodybuilders page. It's like, this is a hot Cheeto shrimp. It's kind of the same replication. Puts breadcrumb on it. [00:02:31] Speaker A: You cook those or. [00:02:32] Speaker B: No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It just. It turns orange. Sriracha. [00:02:36] Speaker A: Okay. Yeah. [00:02:37] Speaker B: Sriracha in Japanese mail. [00:02:39] Speaker A: I get it. [00:02:40] Speaker B: Bang, bang, bang bang. [00:02:42] Speaker A: I. Anything that says bang bang in front of it on a. On a menu, I order. Bang bang cauliflower I'll fucking dog that. [00:02:48] Speaker B: Only time I've ever tried cauliflower. Bang bang. It's the bang bang anything. Bang bang. [00:02:54] Speaker A: She bang, she bangs. [00:02:55] Speaker B: What was that was a song growing up, right? [00:02:58] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. That was like Nicky Martin, right? [00:03:00] Speaker B: Was it Ricky Martin? [00:03:02] Speaker A: She bangs, she bangs. Yeah, I think she moves. [00:03:05] Speaker B: I thought it was an Asian. [00:03:06] Speaker A: No, I'm pretty sure it's Ricky Martin. That was like his cover song because he was really gay and he really was trying to say he bangs, he bangs. But he had to say she bangs. [00:03:13] Speaker B: He, like, embodied himself as a woman in the song. [00:03:16] Speaker A: I just think he would, like, he. The world wasn't ready for, like, a gay. Even though every, like, music icon was gay. Elton John was gay. You know what I mean? [00:03:23] Speaker B: Prince, was Prince gay. [00:03:25] Speaker A: I don't know. Prince is fluid. You don't know. If you look at. [00:03:29] Speaker B: I don't know. [00:03:30] Speaker A: If you look at Prince, you don't know if he's a guy or a girl. [00:03:33] Speaker B: Well, we call him a quarter. He's got two sides. [00:03:35] Speaker A: He's fluid. [00:03:36] Speaker B: He's fluid. [00:03:37] Speaker A: Yeah. Gender fluid. [00:03:38] Speaker B: Okay. [00:03:40] Speaker A: I don't know if that's a thing, but that's kind of where I'm at with Prince, that. [00:03:45] Speaker B: Listen, gun to my head, I'll say that I'll at least die on the side of that. He swings both sides. [00:03:51] Speaker A: Yeah. I think when you make so much money that, like, it's that whole duty thing. Like, they make so much money that they don't even know, like, what they want. What's going to get them off. Because they've already experienced so much. [00:04:05] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:04:06] Speaker A: That it's all murky waters, I would say. Now, I didn't watch the DD documentary. [00:04:14] Speaker B: So neither I haven't watched. It was like, dude, she asked me for three weeks straight. She was like, have you watched the Diddy documentary? Like, no, dude. No, I haven't. Because I will say, like, not to educate myself. God forbid I ever do that, on anything that's relevant. It is. It does have a lot to do with who. How it was created. Like, you can control the narrative, what's been put out kind of thing. You know what I mean? [00:04:38] Speaker A: Yeah. You could put a negative spin on something. [00:04:40] Speaker B: Yeah, of course. And I'm not saying that whatever Diddy did's pause, I think he's a fucking weirdo. Yeah. I think he definitely deserves to just be locked up for some time. [00:04:48] Speaker A: I think this is an anti Diddy podcast. Would you agree? [00:04:51] Speaker B: Yeah, I would. I would definitely side that. We are definitely also more 50 cent lovers than. [00:04:57] Speaker A: Oh, please. And. And if anything, if he really did kill Tupac and really did kill Biggie, he took two of the, like, greatest musicians off the planet for his music. Think about it. Just for his. [00:05:11] Speaker B: You think. Oh, really? They think Diddy did that. [00:05:14] Speaker A: That's part of the documentary. [00:05:16] Speaker B: Again, I'm sorry, did he kill Biggie? [00:05:18] Speaker A: Said he was going to pay for the funeral. Didn't pay for the funeral. [00:05:23] Speaker B: That's a shitty thing. That's kind of a shitty thing to. [00:05:26] Speaker A: Yeah. When you're profiting off his money to throw on. You're profiting off every single. [00:05:30] Speaker B: He was like, in, like, the pinnacle of his career. Probably, like, he was just coming up like it was Puff Daddy. What was it? Puff Daddy? Combs? Was he just Sean Combs or those two different. [00:05:40] Speaker A: At that time, I think it was just Puff Daddy. [00:05:42] Speaker B: Puff Daddy. So it's like you are on the rise. This dude's legit deadline. Not breathing anymore. [00:05:49] Speaker A: Well, you basically took his death and profited off of it. You've released albums that weren't released off of it. You had that song with the wife. [00:05:58] Speaker B: Jeez, man. [00:05:59] Speaker A: With the one that you're dancing on. He goes right on to, like, the VMAs and does that. Starts dancing as soon as Biggie dies. What's that song? Faith Hill. Faith Evans. Faith Evans. Faith Hill. [00:06:11] Speaker B: This is. This is way more you. I was like, literally, maybe 40 when this happened, so. I have an undeveloped brain. [00:06:18] Speaker A: You know that. You know that. You know the song. I don't even know why I can't think of it, like, what the song's called. Oh, it's. [00:06:24] Speaker B: Are you talking about the ones, like the sad song? [00:06:28] Speaker A: Yeah, that's was to him. I'll be missing you. [00:06:31] Speaker B: I'll be missing you. Yes, yes. [00:06:33] Speaker A: Evans. Is this going to get us demacked? It's a good song. I'll give him. I'll give him credit. This is a good song. [00:06:52] Speaker B: Yeah. All right, so. So that song. That song's up there with top three Tear Jerk. A song. I could get to that. [00:06:59] Speaker A: But that's because Biggie died and it was him. [00:07:01] Speaker B: Yeah, right, right. Okay. Yeah, that's. [00:07:03] Speaker A: Or the Ex Wife, whatever. The. [00:07:05] Speaker B: That's nuts. That's like. That's like when they put that Charlie Puth song in and Fast and Furious at the end. When Paul Walker died. [00:07:13] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. [00:07:14] Speaker B: That's a tough one. [00:07:15] Speaker A: I would say that was top three deaths, you know, including family that I've ever experienced. [00:07:22] Speaker B: Paul Walker, I got on When Paul Walker died. Because I was so upset. Because I was like, damn, Paul Walker's man. Cool. And all my friends. You fucking know him. I was like, no, I don't. I just. I'm a fan. It's like kids. I'm like, all right. [00:07:36] Speaker A: Just reminds me, my wife bawling her eyes out at the improv asylum because Paul Walker died. That was an odd thing. Come back. It's just like. And she's bawling her eyes. Paul Walker just died. I'm like, yeah. And like, I don't get it. [00:07:51] Speaker B: The improv Asylum. [00:07:52] Speaker A: Yeah, we'll just say the improv Asylum. Boozing up, like, getting ready. It was like it was him. [00:07:56] Speaker B: Dude, the improvis still going strong. [00:07:58] Speaker A: I went there a couple of weeks ago. It's pretty good. [00:08:01] Speaker B: Did you really? [00:08:01] Speaker A: Maybe a month ago. [00:08:02] Speaker B: Really? [00:08:03] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:08:04] Speaker B: People come all the time from to work and they'll be like, on Friday nights, like, we got in the improv Asylum. I'm like, actually, I have. I went. I went once when I lived up in the. In the North End. It was funny when I went. It was a fucking blast. [00:08:18] Speaker A: I would say that it's. I don't know if it was just like the cast characters were there, they were funny, but it wasn't as funny as it felt like it was. It used to be. [00:08:27] Speaker B: I just. [00:08:27] Speaker A: But that could just be like where I'm at in life. [00:08:29] Speaker B: You know what I mean? No, I agree with you. I just don't know with being the cast. Like, don't they do like two or three shows a night? [00:08:36] Speaker A: Yeah, we. We watch. Stayed for the original show and then they had this like, raunchy show that was after it. So two shows. [00:08:43] Speaker B: So it's not the same. It's not the same. [00:08:47] Speaker A: It's just like. But you know what it is? [00:08:48] Speaker B: No. [00:08:48] Speaker A: Show's kind of the same. It's the same. Yeah, it's the same format. Getting like ideas from the crowd and. [00:08:54] Speaker B: Then that's when they start, you know, riffing. Yes. [00:08:57] Speaker A: I don't think I'd be good at that. [00:08:59] Speaker B: You don't or you do? [00:09:00] Speaker A: I don't. [00:09:02] Speaker B: I don't think he'd be bad. You have a lot of knowledge. Me? I don't know. I could get caught up. [00:09:07] Speaker A: Nah, I think we'd get lost in it. You know who would be good at the kid? Joey Boats. If you can. Free. If you can freestyle. [00:09:14] Speaker B: He freestyles. [00:09:15] Speaker A: If you could. I think quick witted, you could. Good comedic time. And I think he'd be a perfect person for that. That would that would be my ideal person to see around here doing improv. Yeah. You notice a lot of people are biting on Louis Champion? Have you noticed that? [00:09:34] Speaker B: I have been seeing that. [00:09:36] Speaker A: Kind of pissing me off. [00:09:37] Speaker B: I know. Huh? [00:09:38] Speaker A: It's getting worse. I hate it. [00:09:40] Speaker B: I hate it. [00:09:41] Speaker A: It's like, just go find your own fucking thing, dude. Find your own lane. [00:09:44] Speaker B: Let's go find your own. You go find your own thing. [00:09:46] Speaker A: There's plenty of shit. You just have a brain. [00:09:48] Speaker B: There's so much. There's so much stuff, the Internet, so much st stuff. But some. Some of the Internet is a lot of like, just non original. Let me copy an idea of somebody that they already have and let me see what I can do. [00:10:02] Speaker A: Yeah, I think the Philly one that he did the other day was actually good because not a lot of these people can't do a Philly accent. That Philly accent was like, straight from Broad Street. [00:10:12] Speaker B: Listen, I would love to contact him with like an acting coach. I don't even know if he needs an acting coach, but he could definitely get in somewhere acting somewhere. He's very versatile. So it's like, yeah, he definitely should do something. You know what I mean? [00:10:26] Speaker A: He's just. His own. I'd watch it. I watch a one man show. One man Louis Champion show. I'd watch that. [00:10:33] Speaker B: Yeah, you would. You would. I would watch it too. I love, I. I love to have him. I love to have him around. It might have been like, probably the easiest person in the world to work with. [00:10:41] Speaker A: I do think that my favorite high up. [00:10:44] Speaker B: You go up on a scale for me if, like, you're like, super down for anything and, like, have no problem doing anything. This kid brought a backpack with like a couple wigs, shirts. He basically, like, had his own acting trailer in his backpack, which is great. I think that's a great. [00:11:00] Speaker A: Oh, he was ready to roll. [00:11:02] Speaker B: Ready to roll. He's ready to roll on the ground. [00:11:05] Speaker A: I think if we were like, louie, we gotta go and we gotta go kill a hooker. He would have just been down. [00:11:10] Speaker B: He would have been like, all right. [00:11:11] Speaker A: Yeah. Who's Kylie? [00:11:12] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:11:15] Speaker A: He was just gonna do whatever we wanted. [00:11:16] Speaker B: Like, am I luring the hookah? [00:11:20] Speaker A: So it's good to be back. [00:11:22] Speaker B: It's great. [00:11:22] Speaker A: It's been a long time. Would you say three, four months? I don't even know when the last time. I didn't even fucking check to look. It's been at least three, four months. Has it been before Halloween? It's been before Halloween. [00:11:35] Speaker B: Before Halloween for sure. Wow. [00:11:37] Speaker A: That's the longest break we've ever had. [00:11:39] Speaker B: Longest break we've ever had. [00:11:40] Speaker A: I'm sure the haters, of which there are probably many, were probably happy, you know. [00:11:44] Speaker B: Yeah. I would assume that people thought that we were probably dead. Unfortunately for me and Al, life does life. So, yeah, there was a lot of. There's a lot of things moving around and you know, but now we're back. That's all we do. We just find back. [00:12:03] Speaker A: We're gonna try to stay on a common fucking schedule. [00:12:07] Speaker B: Release. It would be. [00:12:08] Speaker A: It would be from there. [00:12:09] Speaker B: That would probably. That probably our best bet of. Best bet of kick starting back this journ on, like I said, becoming a well known. At least a well known local podcast. Trying to grab a sponsorship or two. That would be cool. Again, these are. [00:12:28] Speaker A: First of all, this is never happening. None of that stuff's happening. The only that we can control is having a scheduled release, a schedule record day, and then a backup record day. I think that would be the smartest thing so that. Bang. We can't make that. What I would say, I would say. [00:12:42] Speaker B: With that, would we have to have a scheduled release date and a backup release date? Would that make sense? That would make some sense. [00:12:49] Speaker A: A schedule I. I care more about recording. I can get the episodes out pretty fast. I think we'll see. I mean, we're talking high because we're riding on a high that we're back. It feels good that we can get our fucking takes out. I had so many takes and I'm like, I wish we were recording this week. And then I forget them. I don't even write them down on my phone. [00:13:09] Speaker B: Yeah, we're bad at that. We're bad at writing things down. [00:13:11] Speaker A: Do you know what? I do have a take that I did remember just now when I was saying that kick is wearing high numbers. Go fuck yourself. Like a kicker on fucking. Like, I was at the game. I went to the game a couple of weeks ago, the Miami game, and both kickers had like fucking mid-30s numbers, I think. I'm pretty sure Miami's kicker was like, 47. I'm like, go kill yourself. [00:13:29] Speaker B: 36. [00:13:30] Speaker A: Yeah, it was 36 of 47. It's like, dude, like, come on, Mavis. [00:13:33] Speaker B: On The Rams was 92. [00:13:35] Speaker A: Yeah. It's just like they need low numbers. But you know what it is? The skilled guys are taking the low numbers. [00:13:40] Speaker B: They want them all. [00:13:41] Speaker A: I. You know what I say? Fuck a number. Put a K on them, a K and a P. They don't even deserve a number. [00:13:49] Speaker B: I mean, that's. I don't think that's right. Because kickers, or give them double zero kickers can impact the game heavily. [00:13:54] Speaker A: Yeah, but I mean, just double zero. They need low numbers. You look at that number, it's like, dude, this kid isn't a linebacker. He's not a fullback. 36 belongs for fullback. 47. Linebacker, maybe fullback, safety, per chance. [00:14:08] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. [00:14:09] Speaker A: 37 Rodney Harrison. [00:14:10] Speaker B: 37 Rodney Harrison. 47. John Lynch. [00:14:14] Speaker A: Yes. What about Palomala? [00:14:15] Speaker B: 43. [00:14:16] Speaker A: 43, that's right. [00:14:17] Speaker B: Yep. [00:14:18] Speaker A: The Flying Hawaiian. [00:14:19] Speaker B: The Flying Hawaiian, baby. [00:14:20] Speaker A: Speaking of the Steelers, they. I don't know why people like Mike Tomlin. We've been on this podcast before. I remember a certain person on this podcast, not named Mark Lewis, that used to be part of this podcast, had a take once that said that he would love to have Mike Tomlin as a coach. Mike Tomlin's a born loser. He's a rah rah guy. He's not a let's win games guy. His entire career, he's probably 500, I would say. Is his record total or close to it? Yeah, he makes playoffs, but he's a one and done. One and done. [00:14:52] Speaker B: I wouldn't be surprised if by the end of the week he's gone. Unless he's like, fired. While we'll probably record, the only thing. [00:14:58] Speaker A: Is the people that play for him love playing for him. Kind of like that rap line issue. [00:15:02] Speaker B: That's great. That does not matter. [00:15:04] Speaker A: When it doesn't mean, yeah, I would rather have the players hate you and you win games and you win games. [00:15:09] Speaker B: That the players love you jumping on Belichick's. But like, they're like, dude, this guy gets us ready to win games. [00:15:16] Speaker A: There's nothing worse than middling. You'd rather be really bad or really good. When you're middle of the road, you get bad draft. [00:15:22] Speaker B: I think people. I also think people like transitioning to us. People hate us. Like, I. [00:15:29] Speaker A: They're so mad we're back. [00:15:30] Speaker B: They're so. Like, who's more back, us or the Patriots? Like, seriously, it's the same. It's the same thing. We're back, but we're back as the Patriots. Like, not only now do we have maybe something cooking. We definitely found our quarterback. We definitely found our coach. [00:15:49] Speaker A: Yep, that looks great. [00:15:52] Speaker B: When you have guys that like a getting up for for your coach to play, that's huge. That's huge. Now you could be like Mike Tomlin. Everyone be like, oh, I like my Tom. Because he probably like, you know what he probably don't fucking care what you do. He probably don't care about curfews, bro. He don't care about like you studying plays and shit. Like I happen to talk to. I happen to have the. The pleasure of. Of serving some guys, some Pats fans, some Pats players and asking them just like random questions because I'm obviously a football nerd and. And like dude, weekly they take home a stack to study plays. Like he has them still. Still doing it. No. Or even current ones. [00:16:38] Speaker A: Okay. He's. They still game plan. [00:16:42] Speaker B: Yes, yes. They get. Still get tested on everything through and through. And like we're in week 19. Like we're still getting tests. Good. Good. [00:16:51] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:16:51] Speaker B: But guess what? That pays off. Sure does off. There wasn't a great game. Wasn't a great game at all. [00:16:58] Speaker A: Well offensively I don't think it was. It was the greatest game. Wasn't a terrible game, but you know we gotta finish out a win. There's been. How many of those games have we had in the playoffs where it's like 13, three. Fucking and we just eat. Gotta win. [00:17:09] Speaker B: I think, I think also can't be too. You can't be too harsh kids first playoff game. Little jittery. He probably made a couple mistakes with holding the ball a little bit. Whatever. The left side of the line got blown up. That's my only concern. My only concern right now is our offensive line versus the advantage defensive line. Because their defensive line all year long has been menacing. [00:17:29] Speaker A: Now you watch that game pretty one the game last on Sunday. [00:17:33] Speaker B: Yes. [00:17:33] Speaker A: And you kind of had a similar thing that I think most people that watched it, the left side of the line look like they were having some trouble with their front. [00:17:39] Speaker B: Yes. [00:17:40] Speaker A: Especially with some of the stunts and stuff like that, right? [00:17:42] Speaker B: Yep. Yep. And the charges, believe it or not, like not even to make excuse for us. But like that was a very deceivingly good part of their defense. Like their rush was good. That kid Awaya or whoever he got traded from Baltimore. That kid was. [00:17:56] Speaker A: Oh, they had one of the best. [00:17:57] Speaker B: 45 was good. Linebacker Henley was good. That Travion Henderson clipped for that touchdown. Thank Christ. Because he would have smashed May if he didn't get a piece of him. [00:18:09] Speaker A: Do you know that pro Football Focus, which I feel like is might be the biggest Crocker shit on the face of the planet, said that the highest graded player on the field for the Patriots offensively was Will Campbell. [00:18:25] Speaker B: Yeah. I don't know what the that even means to be honest with you. [00:18:27] Speaker A: That you know how they give those. [00:18:29] Speaker B: I know, I get it. [00:18:30] Speaker A: I just don't understand how they come up with it. And I'm not saying Will Campbell had a bad game. I think he's getting jack up. [00:18:35] Speaker B: Wilson. [00:18:37] Speaker A: Jared Wilson had a worse one that. [00:18:38] Speaker B: Was getting like just door walked. [00:18:40] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:18:41] Speaker B: Like we. If they stunted and turned on camel and went inside the. Wilson Wilson. Every time you see him, he's like looking back behind him. Dude. He made the fumble recovery because his guy made the hit. [00:18:51] Speaker A: Oh, I know. [00:18:52] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:18:52] Speaker A: It's like that was a good play by him. So we'll take that. [00:18:54] Speaker B: That was the best. I think Chris Collinsworth, like Madden, like, that was the best play he made all night. Or maybe it was the next morning I was watching Bertrand and Zolak. Like, that was the best play he made all night was recovering the fumble. [00:19:07] Speaker A: Speaking of Bertrand and Zolak. Well, speaking more to Zolak, I love how jacked up he gets in the booth when he's doing his radio. [00:19:16] Speaker B: He's the best. [00:19:17] Speaker A: He's. He's straight electric. [00:19:19] Speaker B: He's awesome. [00:19:19] Speaker A: I would like to watch a game with Scott Zolak. [00:19:22] Speaker B: I would a thousand percent love to watch a game with Scott Zolak. One of the coolest things I ever got to do working for 985 when I did for three months of my life. [00:19:29] Speaker A: Were you a street teamer, bro? That has the gayest thing ever when. [00:19:34] Speaker B: I tell it is. But is the best segue into getting into radio. [00:19:40] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean. Yeah, that worked for you. [00:19:42] Speaker B: That kid Alex Bath. Yeah, I worked with. Which is crazy. Like we worked at Jake and Jake and Joe's. And how full circle is this? How full circle is this? The Jake and Joe's near our old recording studio? [00:19:57] Speaker A: Yep. [00:19:58] Speaker B: We did an event there with Scott Zolak. How crazy is that? [00:20:03] Speaker A: That's not that crazy. [00:20:04] Speaker B: No, I'm saying like how like. And then we ended up going. Getting lunch there, like almost not regularly, but, you know, like maybe once or twice a month. [00:20:12] Speaker A: Pretty regularly. [00:20:13] Speaker B: Yeah, we got went there pretty. And then you're sitting there speaking. [00:20:16] Speaker A: Those pretzel sticks with the cinnamon butter. [00:20:18] Speaker B: It's unbelievable. [00:20:19] Speaker A: Yeah. And their wings are great. Jacob, Joe's. Jacob, Joe's a solid. [00:20:23] Speaker B: Jake and Joe's is cool. [00:20:24] Speaker A: Yeah, cool. Million TVs. [00:20:26] Speaker B: Million TVs. [00:20:27] Speaker A: Whole drafts. Everything's good at Jake and Joe's. Or solid, I would say more than anything. [00:20:32] Speaker B: Very good. But yeah, it was a cool. That was a cool thing to do. He's. He's. He's the man. He's the exact same person in person. Like, get me a walker on the rocks. I'm like, yes. [00:20:41] Speaker A: Yeah. He's got the glasses on. Yeah. Chilling, bang. Trying to hide his eyes. [00:20:45] Speaker B: Yep. [00:20:47] Speaker A: So if you just kept your head down. [00:20:49] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:20:49] Speaker A: You'd be on the radio right now. Is that how you feel? [00:20:51] Speaker B: Not on. Definitely involved somewhere in. In the radio station, which is great still, which would have been awesome. [00:20:58] Speaker A: You think that that's your goal? [00:21:01] Speaker B: I don't think it's my goal. If I was to put my head down and go to the New England School of Broadcast, if I was like, do that, like what Alex fucking fought sucker did, maybe, I mean, it would give me the ability to join a media. [00:21:13] Speaker A: Why do you feel like you need to go to college, like, to go to the school of Broadcast? [00:21:18] Speaker B: Well, I mean, like, I need some type of certification, you know? [00:21:21] Speaker A: Why? [00:21:22] Speaker B: Because I just think. I believe it or not, getting a job of, like, some type of, like, passion that you want is very hard. Right. I think it's a very hard thing to do. [00:21:32] Speaker A: I think getting a job anywhere. [00:21:33] Speaker B: Anywhere, anywhere. You know, so if I didn't go to school for it, I don't have a cert for it. But, like, hey, you don't think the. [00:21:41] Speaker A: Talent could outweigh everything else, like, if you got really big in the podcasting world, which is probably never going to happen, like, where this isn't going anywhere, like, let's be honest. But that could. That could propel you. [00:21:57] Speaker B: Absolutely, absolutely. That's the outlier. [00:22:00] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:22:01] Speaker B: That is what we like to call the outlier. That's the today's word outlier. If I was or we were, you know, to excel somewhere in the social media space. And this is the type of platform that I'm on, and this is what I do for a duration of what has grown my personal. I don't know what the you call it, but yeah, that would make sense, wouldn't it? [00:22:25] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:22:26] Speaker B: Once you want to grab somebody that's on a microphone constantly, that. That's what they. That's where kind of like they sit at home. That's what you want to put in the radio booth. Yeah, I would assume so. [00:22:36] Speaker A: Okay, so let's do this. What NFL weekend. It was a good week, first of all, great games all the way around. [00:22:41] Speaker B: Great games all the way. Until. I mean, Oz was. Oz was cool. Last night's was the worst game, one of the worst games I've watched. But what was. [00:22:49] Speaker A: It was bad until that last quarter. Kind of similar to Our game, because it kind of like, just like, got out of hand. [00:22:55] Speaker B: At least our game was, like, on the fringe. You were kind of like, seven, six. What the fuck's going on? Can somebody score a touchdown? [00:23:05] Speaker A: But it was very similar to last night. Last night, it was 7:6 up until, like, 10 minutes left in the fourth. Yeah, they had. They kicked the field goal to go to 10, 6, and then they had that stupid fumble recovery touchdown. So it was a close game last game, up until the 4th. Let's go. Stock up. Stock down. Stock neutral. Give me three people stock up for the whole thing. [00:23:28] Speaker B: After the weekend. [00:23:29] Speaker A: Yeah, how about we go three, stock up, three stock down and one even. [00:23:33] Speaker B: One and one even. Are we doing players or teams? [00:23:39] Speaker A: Anything you want to do. I would go players. I'd go players, coaches, anything, anything. [00:23:44] Speaker B: Okay. Okay. Let's do. Let's do stock downs. I can do stock downs, stock down. Jordan Love, he threw for four touchdowns. [00:23:57] Speaker A: 180 yards, I think. [00:23:59] Speaker B: Okay, then I just think the pack, I think. All right, then. I would probably deflect that to Matt LaFleur. I mean, you still lost the game. It doesn't. You still lost. [00:24:08] Speaker A: Yeah, I don't think it's on. Yeah, they definitely had the game. [00:24:11] Speaker B: They had the game. [00:24:12] Speaker A: I think that's more on the coach, and I agree. I think I'll probably go. [00:24:15] Speaker B: Matt LaFleur in that same game. Stock up. Caleb Williams and Ben Johnson and the Bears, I think they've gotten a lot of shit. They've gotten a lot of shit. He's gotten a lot of shit. Not Ben Johnson, but Caleb Williams. [00:24:30] Speaker A: Well, he's a femboy, but it doesn't matter. [00:24:32] Speaker B: Doesn't matter. [00:24:32] Speaker A: He does seem like a gamer. Listen, he seems like a gamer. [00:24:35] Speaker B: You just won a playoff football game in Chicago for the first time in fucking how long, dude? So you know what? Stock up for you. [00:24:43] Speaker A: I don't think it's been that long. [00:24:46] Speaker B: I think it's been pretty. Pretty long. I think it's been pretty long. Probably 10 years longer. [00:24:52] Speaker A: I was gonna say less. They had that good team with the double doink. [00:24:57] Speaker B: Yeah. Yep. Versus the Eagles. [00:25:00] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, you're right. That might be 10 years ago. Because that was like 2015. [00:25:03] Speaker B: That was a while ago, bro. Stock up. Damn stock. Who do I. My stock neutral, to be honest with you, is the Buffalo Bills. Like, in general. I'm not that worried about the Buffalo Bills. [00:25:21] Speaker A: I think they have a terrible line. I think they have a not line, but I think terrible run defense. It's crazy. That Jacksonville got away from it. Tutin was running for like 20 yards every carry in the first quarter, first drive and they just completely got away. [00:25:34] Speaker B: From it and they stopped doing it and like the same thing. ETN could have had a blast run like again, you had the game one, dude. Like, you did it. You scored the touchdown. Just make the stop. [00:25:47] Speaker A: So stock down definitely would be Lawrence. I feel like he always crumbles under pressure. He's throwing these picks and I feel like he has all the tools to. [00:25:58] Speaker B: Be doing good too. Yeah, he does, he does. He does have all the tools to be good. [00:26:02] Speaker A: Even that dive. Like how do you just scrape your shin on the ground when you dive? Like, come on, you're running a. You know. You know what I mean? Like even that was bad. I think it was a bad coaching decision to do that. Just take the points in the playoffs. It's unnecessary. It's over. It's over a yard. It's a two yard thing. Fourth down, just take the points and go move on. Because then you just put the momentum right back in their hands. [00:26:26] Speaker B: The Bills stock down. So how many stock downs do I have? [00:26:29] Speaker A: I don't know. We got two. [00:26:31] Speaker B: My, oh my third one, 100% is Nick Sirianni and the offensive coordinator, Eagles. [00:26:36] Speaker A: I, I would say that he. That's my neutral and I agree with what you're saying. Nick Ceriani is a fucking bum from the jump. So he's never had been up high on my levels. I don't like him as a person. I don't like him as a human being. If I die to be happy, he's got that fucking gay punchable face. [00:26:53] Speaker B: Very, very punchable face. Very punchable face. [00:26:55] Speaker A: He's the worst of the worst. And his teammates don't even like him. AJ Brown don't even see that. [00:27:01] Speaker B: Like how they look at each other. Like they look at each other like they can't stand each other. [00:27:04] Speaker A: He's a clown. Sirian. [00:27:06] Speaker B: Sirianni's a clown. [00:27:07] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:27:07] Speaker B: A.J. brown's out. He'll be a patriot next year. [00:27:10] Speaker A: That's why you can't put him on the. I will not put him on the stock down. He did drop passes. [00:27:15] Speaker B: No, not at all. Listen, but you know what though, Al? When you're jiving, you're going to make the place. When you're not jiving, when shit's not going it. And then like there's just so much room for mentally art. We all are humans. We all can have a bad day. That motherfucker had a pretty Bad. He had a pretty bad day. [00:27:34] Speaker A: I think Jalen hurts is pretty bad. [00:27:40] Speaker B: I mean, that's so hard to see because it's like the Jalen Hurts I watched last year was unbelievable. [00:27:46] Speaker A: I think he's a mid quarterback and he had a great year, but he's another one that, like, he has these pockets where it's like he forgets how to play football. [00:27:57] Speaker B: I swear to God. You, though, Al, like, I will say, like, if you put me out there on that fourth down, my ball is not getting thrown to Dallas, guarded over the middle with three of the 11 defenders that are on him. Like, they just are there, like, so that's not where the ball would have went for me. He did. I'm not gonna lie though. He made some of those throws. If they make those catches, like, they're moving the football. The Eagles, bro, they are so in. They are so in. What's it, in limbo? [00:28:29] Speaker A: Yeah, they're in limbo. [00:28:30] Speaker B: They're in limbo. [00:28:31] Speaker A: They're in for a year here. [00:28:32] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:28:32] Speaker A: You know, we'll see what happens this off season. [00:28:34] Speaker B: I would say so. Stock down. Stock down. Tomlin. Without a doubt. Stock down. Matt LaFleur. Without a doubt. A lot of coaching is like. [00:28:46] Speaker A: It was a lot of coaching. I felt like errors, the way they, like, they're overthinking it. They're thinking too much analytics instead of. [00:28:51] Speaker B: Just taking points sometimes and then stock down. [00:28:53] Speaker A: And I'm. And I'm a guy that like, would never punt, never do any of that stuff. [00:28:57] Speaker B: Yeah, you actually. Yeah. [00:28:59] Speaker A: You know, but in playoff football, you take points. [00:29:03] Speaker B: You have to. [00:29:04] Speaker A: You have to. [00:29:04] Speaker B: Every possession is so precious. [00:29:06] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:29:07] Speaker B: Like, I think the more that I pay attention to watching football, like, you can go back and literally indicate things like, you know, fucking huge. It is, you know, bad. That play calling was for the Chargers when they turned over the ball and they got the ball in the 10 yard line. You ran the ball with a quarterback three times and then decided to throw a six yard out. That Gonzalez, if he was. Honestly, if he jumped it a little bit more, I thought he was going to pick. [00:29:30] Speaker A: I thought so too. [00:29:33] Speaker B: I also will. I also did want to also highlight. I was just kept saying to myself, I had this weird feeling about the game. I haven't watched much of Gonzalez because no one throws the ball his way. They started throwing the ball his way. Breakup, break, breakup, breakup, break. [00:29:48] Speaker A: Even the play that he got hurt. [00:29:49] Speaker B: On that was a broke on that route. [00:29:51] Speaker A: Yeah, that was a great broke on that row. [00:29:53] Speaker B: Like, he broke on it. So much. He ended up underneath the receiver. Hopefully he's okay. Hopefully he's okay. All's well. Nico Collins, on the other hand, he looks to be a little bit toast, so we'll have to keep an eye on that. But, like, in my. In my mind, I don't think C.J. str. C.J. stroud and that offense should. Should beat us. I don't think so. [00:30:20] Speaker A: So my. This isn't even a stock down. This is just like, who does Al hate? And I've always hated this guy. Chris Collinsworth. I hate Chris Collinsworth. I hate watching a game that Chris Collins worth calling, whether the Patriots are in it or not. He just blows everybody then. He's wicked negative at times. He is the worst of the worst. His fucking stupid sweater he had on that I think he tried to copy. I hate Chris Collinsworth. Now we get it. He was supposed to be this great wide receiver. Supposed to be. He's a fucking bum. He wasn't even that good of a wide receiver at all. He's even worse at what he does. He. He. I think he's worse to me than Tony Romo. [00:31:08] Speaker B: That's impossible for me. It's impossible. I have a. I have a very, very low point in my heart for Tony Romo. Yeah. He's not even in my heart, to be honest. Actually, I don't know if it's just. [00:31:19] Speaker A: Because of, like, the way he called that game, the stuff that he says. Romo, Collinsworth, Collinsworth, Romo is bad all the time. I'm on. Romo sucks, too. We know that. I've been on that for five years. [00:31:30] Speaker B: Forever. Be on the down for me for the rest of my life. [00:31:32] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:31:33] Speaker B: While I'm on this earth. [00:31:34] Speaker A: You do know that you were defending him when I originally said this on the first episode of this podcast. [00:31:41] Speaker B: There's. I don't. [00:31:42] Speaker A: But I kind of like that, I think, is what you said. Actually, maybe you didn't. Maybe that was your brother. I have to go back. I have to go back. [00:31:49] Speaker B: That was either my brother or the other unfortunate person that used to be on the show. I don't. [00:31:53] Speaker A: I. [00:31:54] Speaker B: That was the one thing that I don't like. I like watching football. Don't like movies. Do you like being told what the fuck's about to happen in the scene? He's like, all right, John. So it's like, dude, okay, timeout. We know you played quarterback in the NFL. You did nothing. [00:32:08] Speaker A: He's wrong a lot of the time. [00:32:10] Speaker B: You did nothing in the NFL. Stop sitting here and Telling me what plays about, like, what produce. If I'm the producer, I'm like, dude. [00:32:17] Speaker A: Shut the fuck up, dude. They asked him at one point, like, who. Who did they think was going to win? And he. He was just like, I don't know. That's what he said. Like, that was his big fucking thing. Like, I don't fucking know. Fuck Romo. Romo sucks. We know that for a fact. But I think that an announcer can make a break a game. You have to be like, so, like, people gave Brady shit because they thought he should be better. I think Brady's way better because he kind of stays out of it and he gives, like, good points. It's like, even throwing the ball in the wind, he was given, like, a yeah. [00:32:48] Speaker B: Should look like. [00:32:48] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:32:48] Speaker B: People that go, that's what I'm talking about. That's why I love Brady. [00:32:52] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:32:52] Speaker B: I wouldn't even have thought of that. [00:32:54] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:32:54] Speaker B: Now I understand why when I played flag or like, back at football, I love, my balls would sail. I was you in it? [00:33:00] Speaker A: Yeah. You weren't coming down. [00:33:02] Speaker B: Yeah, I wasn't coming down. [00:33:03] Speaker A: Yeah. You weren't snapping, exactly. [00:33:04] Speaker B: I was letting it fly. [00:33:05] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:33:06] Speaker B: If I had run that wind, come and take Brady back then I wouldn't have probably. I would have had more efficiency in the. In the wind. [00:33:11] Speaker A: And then he was like, calling it out. He's like, dude, he keeps putting that. The tip of that ball up. You could see it on his release. He was like, calling, don't ever let. [00:33:19] Speaker B: Tom Brady leave the booth, dude. Like, you're a idiot. So is he done, though, after this year because of the Raiders thing, or can he still. [00:33:25] Speaker A: It seems like he could still do it. He made a deal with them that he should be able to do it. But even. Even so, the point is, is that, like, that's why, like, Joe Buck and Troy Aikman are some of the best, because they kind of stay out of it. [00:33:35] Speaker B: But they also, like, I see me, Aikman. Aikman lays into the refs. I love it. [00:33:43] Speaker A: That's what I'm saying. I like, I think Aikman and Buck is probably the best parent. And I would go, Brady and the kid. [00:33:50] Speaker B: Burkhardt or something like that. [00:33:51] Speaker A: Them two are probably my 2. Who. [00:33:53] Speaker B: Has the super bowl this year? If I swear. [00:33:56] Speaker A: Oh, my God, please don't tell me if it's Collinsworth, I'll kill myself. [00:33:59] Speaker B: It's not called. There's no way it's Collinsworth. [00:34:01] Speaker A: Dude. Could NBC have it if NBC has it? No. [00:34:04] Speaker B: Wasn't it? CB I thought it was just ping pongs between CBS and Fox last year was Brady, I'm pretty sure had the Super Bowl Bowl. It would be sick if, like, they had. If. I know they, like, bumped off of. They bumped Greg Olsen off of that spot for Brady. Like, if they had Greg Olson. [00:34:25] Speaker A: Oh, my God, NBC. We got Collins where at Super Bowl. Collins were at Tico. Probably. Tariko ain't bad, but even though he. He tries to say he's not black, that he's Italian, that we know is not true. [00:34:41] Speaker B: Yeah, me boy. [00:34:44] Speaker A: But, oh, we got a consort Super Bowl. Can you picture this Super Bowl? I hate Collins. Where it's more than that. [00:34:51] Speaker B: He's a little. Little too. [00:34:53] Speaker A: Like his chair slide. [00:34:54] Speaker B: It's like stop and slow. [00:34:57] Speaker A: I like Al Michaels because I like. [00:34:59] Speaker B: First of all, I love. [00:35:01] Speaker A: And you can tell when he. [00:35:02] Speaker B: I love Al Michaels. My Michaels is a goat. [00:35:05] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:35:06] Speaker B: You know, he's one of the goats. Doc Emmerich's one of the goats. [00:35:09] Speaker A: Yeah. I would take Joe Buck and I know a lot of people don't like Joe Buckley. I don't really like Joe Buck during baseball because I do think he hates the Red sox. [00:35:15] Speaker B: My buddy St. Louis. My buddy. My buddy hates Joe Buck. And I was always on the other side where like, bro, I love Joe Buck. But then he would, like, send me play calls that Joe Buck would make on, like, home run calls. And I'm like, I ain't gonna lie. You definitely could have got a little bit more fight. [00:35:28] Speaker A: Yeah, he doesn't get fired up with it. He does have like a. He has the right voice, though. Like, when you hear him, that's a great voice. When you hear him calling a game, you're like, wow, that's a. That's a big game. [00:35:38] Speaker B: It's exactly like when Eddie Oldchuck. Eddie Oldchuck in. In Doc Emerick used to call big time primetime games on NBC when they would be like, matinee games. [00:35:47] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:35:48] Speaker B: You get like, chills. [00:35:50] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:35:50] Speaker B: You're like, wow. Like the Blackhawks and the Bruins are about to play one o' clock on January 18th. Right now, I couldn't be more fired up to literally watch this hockey game. And honestly, who sets this tone is the announcers. [00:36:03] Speaker A: The announcers announces. [00:36:05] Speaker B: Set the tone. [00:36:05] Speaker A: My brain, dude is great for basketball. [00:36:07] Speaker B: Mike Breen's great for basketball. Mike Breen is great for basketball. [00:36:11] Speaker A: Get rid of Doris Burke. Get rid of fucking all girls. [00:36:14] Speaker B: She's. [00:36:15] Speaker A: Get rid of all the girls. [00:36:16] Speaker B: She's fine to me. Doris Burke. You know what, bro? Like, I feel like it's like she. [00:36:20] Speaker A: Gets a lot of hate. You think? [00:36:21] Speaker B: I think. I don't know. If she doesn't know I'm not like, huge into the basketball community, like. Like that. [00:36:26] Speaker A: Let. [00:36:26] Speaker B: Leave Doris Burke alone. Not saying, like, she's a prized possession. Just leave her alone. She's doing fine. [00:36:30] Speaker A: Yes. [00:36:31] Speaker B: She doesn't. Definitely. I'm not simping, dude. At least she doesn't make it, like, all about her. [00:36:36] Speaker A: I will agree with that. Yeah, you know, I'll agree with that if you make it all about yourself. [00:36:40] Speaker B: In my right mind and I'm not even being, like, insulting. You almost don't even know, like, that she's there and like, that she's an actual. [00:36:45] Speaker A: I actually like Mark Jackson as a. [00:36:47] Speaker B: Mark Jackson, and Mark Jackson throws a little swagger in there. [00:36:50] Speaker A: I like. What's his name, Reggie Miller, who's of the brothers that coach the Gundies. I like both Gundies. They're not bad. [00:36:57] Speaker B: Both Gundies aren't bad. They can talk. They have a personality. Reggie Miller, again, I love when you take people that were absolute, like, were actually good in the fucking game and have them now relay it. Like Matt Ryan. That was really good. Matt Ryan, I'm sure did. Sure did. Really good for what he was doing. Now he's going to go be the president of operations for Atlanta. Kudos to him. Yeah, that. That's an up. That's an up. [00:37:24] Speaker A: You think Atlanta is going to be better now, is that what you're saying, or just Matt Ryan in general? [00:37:29] Speaker B: I definitely think Atlanta takes a step. Absolutely. I think Atlanta takes a step. They got to have a consistent quarterback. Play low at the end of the day. [00:37:37] Speaker A: Penis. He ain't the guy. [00:37:40] Speaker B: He's playing like penis. [00:37:43] Speaker A: Speaking of college, because we haven't gone to college. College football. I know you're a huge college football guy. Would you say you're a top five college football guy in the. In the area? [00:37:51] Speaker B: Yeah, I would say. I would probably say that, yeah. [00:37:53] Speaker A: Okay. What do you think about Notre Dame? Like, never being in a conference and then crying about never making the playoffs and what do you think about that? [00:38:01] Speaker B: So you can't. You can't. What's the. What's the phrase? You can't have your cake and eat it, too. [00:38:05] Speaker A: Yep. [00:38:06] Speaker B: I think that's the exact. That's Notre Dame in a nutshell. Sack up, sack up. [00:38:11] Speaker A: Get in a conference. [00:38:12] Speaker B: Go, go, go in a conference. [00:38:13] Speaker A: Well, they all cry about money, right? They say that. [00:38:16] Speaker B: Wouldn't Notre Dame Be in the Big Ten? Why wouldn't they? Isn't that. Where the fuck is Fort Bend? Where is that? [00:38:21] Speaker A: Indiana. [00:38:22] Speaker B: Oh, my God. Why? Why? [00:38:25] Speaker A: You know Indiana? [00:38:26] Speaker B: Yeah, I think so. I believe. [00:38:27] Speaker A: I think that's. I think I'm right on that. [00:38:29] Speaker B: Why are you not in the Big Ten? [00:38:31] Speaker A: They should be in the Big Ten. [00:38:32] Speaker B: You play the fucking. You literally, why no one gives a fuck about you is because you literally pick your schedule. And then the two big games that you had, you lost. Yeah, you lost. So you get 12 games. [00:38:46] Speaker A: Didn't they lose to Miami and Texas A and M? [00:38:49] Speaker B: Yeah, both those teams made the playoff. Notre Dame didn't. [00:38:53] Speaker A: What do you think about, like, Alabama having one extra loss in them and still making the playoffs? [00:38:58] Speaker B: Strength of schedule. That's fine. Yeah, you gotta, you gotta give it, you gotta give a bit to those teams. I mean, Alabama, unfortunately, like, they, they kind of ass. I don't know. I don't know if it's kind of their kind of ass. So there was just way better football teams. That's what it seems to me. What's going on right now. Indiana, not flashy, don't got the five stars. That's kind of like the whole thing. It's a band of misfits. That coach got those boys going. He got them going. They, they, they're able to do whatever they want to do. And they're all jiving. That coach has them on like a. [00:39:31] Speaker A: Now here's what I'm going to tell you. What, what Notre Dame fans are going to say. Notre Dame fans are going to say that they get $55 million a year for their TV rights. That's what they say. Do you know every single SEC team gets 65 million for TV rights? Every single one. So even though, shit teams, they get $65 million. [00:39:48] Speaker B: That's pretty good. [00:39:49] Speaker A: That's. So what's the point? Like, they talk about it's a money situation, but if they just, if they just enter the SEC, they make $10 million more. If they enter the Big Ten, they probably get something close to it. So they probably make the same amount of money. Their other argument is that you could watch Notre Dame game every single weekend. NBC has it. We can watch it wherever we want in any bar, in any situation ever. [00:40:12] Speaker B: Not in the playoffs. So what do you care? [00:40:14] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:40:15] Speaker B: Guess what? When it's the most important time to watch. Watch your sport, you're not there. [00:40:19] Speaker A: No one cares about week two. [00:40:21] Speaker B: No one cares about in college football. No. No one gives a. Until like week eight. Dude, yeah, or rivalry week. That's cool. You know, I mean, there's. There's stuff like that, but you can't tell. You can't sit here and tell me, like, oh, like it's. It's this, it's that Again, we're talking dollars when it comes to sports and being prestigious. You got to take the money. I believe you got to take the money out of it. Money got to come second. [00:40:44] Speaker A: Oh, definitely. Well, it is a business, too, so I do understand. [00:40:47] Speaker B: I get it. But like, you're sitting here, you want to have this type of argument, like, this is how easy it is for the other side. [00:40:52] Speaker A: You gotta listen. You take the good with the bad. So Notre Dame picks their entire schedule, right? [00:40:57] Speaker B: Yeah, that's. [00:40:58] Speaker A: That's their thing. They do it on purpose. They cherry pick. So some years they have a decent schedule where they play a couple good teams, and then some years they play no good teams. They play like one or two. [00:41:07] Speaker B: That's schedule. Next year is the exact, exact same thing. [00:41:10] Speaker A: And then they're like, okay, wait till 2027 and 2020. [00:41:12] Speaker B: They're playing two. They're playing right now. They'd be technically playing like two or three ranked teams. Yeah, Whoopi do, bro. [00:41:18] Speaker A: All they have to do is get into a conference. They'll still. All their games will still be on tv. The most. The big games, and they should just play fucking. [00:41:26] Speaker B: Real fucking baby ass shit where they're like, yeah, we're gonna back out of bowl eligibility. [00:41:31] Speaker A: Like, oh, that was. That was some real. [00:41:33] Speaker B: You're a dude. [00:41:34] Speaker A: Yeah, that was some. [00:41:35] Speaker B: Everybody else is playing. You're the only people that, like, we're not gonna play in a bowl game because we're not in the playoffs. Like, dude, you know, in the playoff, because you guys lost the only games that. The only game where I could come to you and be like, hey, we're from Notre Dame. Here's our resume. This is why we deserve to be in the playoff. You take my test look at and go, well, you lost on the two ranked games that you had your two best opponents that you played, you lost against, pal. So actually, wait a minute. Did they lose to Miami or did they beat Miami? [00:42:06] Speaker A: I thought they lost, didn't they? [00:42:08] Speaker B: I. They lost to Notre Dame. They. Maybe they beat Miami. They did beat Miami. Whatever. Who fucking cares? In Miami, for some reason, they're in the national championship. That's kind of fucking nuts. Who would have known that the U is back in the national championship? [00:42:21] Speaker A: I think that's. [00:42:22] Speaker B: That's crazy. [00:42:23] Speaker A: Michael Irvin. You better watch out. There could be an overdose happening with Michael Irvin. He is jacked up. He looks amped up. He's on some extracurriculars, as I like to say. [00:42:33] Speaker B: Sweating, dude. [00:42:34] Speaker A: Sweating on the sideline. Now I get it. They're playing at some hot, hot areas. [00:42:38] Speaker B: Damn. [00:42:39] Speaker A: Yeah. Screaming out of his mind. I don't care what anyone says. He is going to potty heavy. [00:42:46] Speaker B: Dinesh. [00:42:48] Speaker A: Monday. [00:42:48] Speaker B: They're host. I know, but they're hosting. [00:42:50] Speaker A: That's what I'm saying. [00:42:51] Speaker B: Championship. That's in Miami. [00:42:52] Speaker A: It's in Miami. Insane. This was. Okay. [00:42:55] Speaker B: I think it's a. I think it's a very. I think. I honestly think this makes for a pretty good game. And my only reason for that is that, like, you're gonna get Indiana. They travel well during the national championship. They got everything going for them. The quarterback, the Heisman, the coach. Okay. Then you have one of the most, like, iconic schools in collision sports, I would say, in general. In the. Especially in football. [00:43:21] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:43:21] Speaker B: The U is back in the national championship where they're loud, they're rough, they're ferocious. [00:43:27] Speaker A: At home. [00:43:28] Speaker B: At home. And they giving up like a touchdown. That's crazy, bro. [00:43:35] Speaker A: What do you mean? [00:43:36] Speaker B: The spread's like six and a half, seven. [00:43:38] Speaker A: No. Miami's not favored. [00:43:40] Speaker B: No. [00:43:40] Speaker A: Oh, okay. Yeah. I'm sorry. [00:43:42] Speaker B: Am I saying no? [00:43:42] Speaker A: No. Yeah, they're getting. [00:43:43] Speaker B: They're getting. You're getting a. You don't think that's motivating? Yeah, I. I mean, I don't want it to be. I hate when games of blowouts, bro. I can't stand it. I Hope it's like 27 to 24. Like 35 to 30. Like, shoot it the out, dude. But I don't honestly don't think you get that with Indiana. I don't think you got that. [00:44:05] Speaker A: Here's the thing. [00:44:06] Speaker B: Too good. [00:44:07] Speaker A: I don't really love a basketball school. Winning a national title like Duke shouldn't win a national title in football. Uncle. Indiana, like, these are basketball schools, right? [00:44:17] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:44:18] Speaker A: I think the transfer. The transfer portal and NIL has obviously boosted some of those teams up. [00:44:24] Speaker B: Sweet. Too much. [00:44:25] Speaker A: I'm hearing that. I heard that Notre Dame has had the best transfer portal they've ever seen, ever. This is from, obviously a Notre Dame fan. Best. And they're guaranteeing of a national championship next year. I'm like, how many times have we heard that? [00:44:39] Speaker B: Whoever the fuck this person is, dude, he's a loser. You're. Yeah, I'm sorry, dude. I get it. You. I get Notre Dame. People are very like, you know, Shane Gill's the same thing. Live, die by like, like Fort Bend, Salt, Ben, whatever the this place is. I. I don't believe nothing. I'm good with that. [00:44:57] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:44:58] Speaker B: Smoke. [00:44:58] Speaker A: It's all smoke and mirrors. I. You know how many times you've heard, oh, they got this person, they signed this person. They got this five star recruit. They got the most five star recruits. [00:45:06] Speaker B: I mean you're seeing b. You're seeing it literally played out. [00:45:11] Speaker A: Yeah. Indiana. Indiana's nuts. It's. It's crazy that they came up. [00:45:16] Speaker B: They've been dogging ass though, all, all year. [00:45:19] Speaker A: Even last year. I think. I think with this coach they're like 26 and 2 or something. [00:45:24] Speaker B: He's a dog. [00:45:26] Speaker A: When was the last time they made the playoffs? They made it two years in a row. [00:45:29] Speaker B: There's a slight out. Slight out again. I heard this from not a reliable source, but I heard this from somebody that would probably have some sort of sense of the league. The Raiders could come in offic Signetti because how much of sense would it make if Signetti was the coach and they get the first overall pick and you take Mendoza and you team them up. [00:45:54] Speaker A: Okay, so I feel like this happened once with who did Marcus Mariota get drafted by? Didn't they try to do that with Chip Kelly? Didn't Chip Kelly and Marcus Mariota come over together? Am I wrong about that? I could be wrong. [00:46:08] Speaker B: Marcus Mariota got drafted by the Titans. [00:46:13] Speaker A: Was Chip Kelly the coach? No, Chip Kelly. What was Chip Kelly's first job? [00:46:19] Speaker B: Thought it was the Eagles. [00:46:21] Speaker A: I think it was. Who was the co. Who was the quarterback before Mariota? Did they have another big quarterback? Chip Kelly had. [00:46:33] Speaker B: This is where it would pay to have one of like a J. Fine. Because then now we have to do it ourselves. [00:46:43] Speaker A: Shout out Jay Fine. [00:46:44] Speaker B: Yeah, shout to Jay Fine. Having a kid. [00:46:46] Speaker A: Yep. Had a kid. [00:46:48] Speaker B: He did have the kid. They did have the kid. [00:46:49] Speaker A: I'm pretty sure he had the kid. [00:46:50] Speaker B: Did he 2015 Tennessee Titans? [00:46:58] Speaker A: No, he started in 2013 with the Eagles. [00:47:02] Speaker B: Wow. [00:47:06] Speaker A: Who the was? [00:47:07] Speaker B: Mariota was awesome in college. Dude. [00:47:10] Speaker A: But I feel like there was another guy for maybe I'm just getting this wrong. [00:47:20] Speaker B: We in a lot of let's gos and love. [00:47:22] Speaker A: A lot of let's goes and loves for the boys. [00:47:24] Speaker B: Let's go. Been waiting. [00:47:26] Speaker A: Oh, that's my guy. He's always in the things when you guys doing it. That's your guy, I'm assuming. [00:47:31] Speaker B: Yeah, my guy. Thank you. Don't take my guy. Yeah, another one. Little Del Hogs. [00:47:37] Speaker A: Oh, Little Del Hoggio. [00:47:40] Speaker B: Yeah, I recently bought a house. [00:47:43] Speaker A: Did he? Nice. [00:47:45] Speaker B: Yeah. He's a winter president, God bless him. Yeah. [00:47:49] Speaker A: Red shirt freshman, Marcus Mariota. So he did have one year with Mariota. Anyways, point being is that. Yeah, that would be a little crazy. But is. Is this guy. Is Signetti going to call the offense? Would it really matter if you team up a head coach and a quarterback? I don't know. Would you. Would you take this high? Would you take the Indiana kid as your first overall pick? Right. [00:48:14] Speaker B: You gotta really love them because I really love that. [00:48:17] Speaker A: I feel like this isn't a great quarterback class. [00:48:19] Speaker B: It's not. [00:48:20] Speaker A: So. [00:48:20] Speaker B: It's not. If you're. If you're trying to like Browns this draft. If you're trying to find another quarterback, don't do it here. Wait. Yeah, wait until Arch comes out next year, I guess. [00:48:32] Speaker A: You like Arch? [00:48:33] Speaker B: I. No. He's gotta. He's gotta do more. Dude. These guys got to do more. Like Texas has no business not making a 12 team playoff. Like, how does Texas not make a 12 team playoff? Dude. [00:48:50] Speaker A: It'S crazy. [00:48:50] Speaker B: I mean, you know, I mean it's kind of crazy. [00:48:54] Speaker A: You think they're going to expand the playoff to like more. [00:48:57] Speaker B: What are we doing, 16? No, let's just not let fucking stupid ass teams. This is not the NCAA tournament, okay? Teams like James Madison that can go down in the NCAA tournament. March Madness. March Madness is awesome. It's one of the best fucking tournaments of all sports. It's awesome. It's great football. It's totally different, bro. [00:49:20] Speaker A: I agree. They can't even compete. [00:49:22] Speaker B: It's not even. Can we like. What else do you want to see? Yeah, both games rinse and repeat. James. The only thing that James Madison did was help get the over. That's the only thing they helped in that game. They didn't help themselves. That's it. They scored 21 points. They helped get the over. Congratulations. [00:49:41] Speaker A: Do you think, James, do you think that Notre Dame would have been a better situation? [00:49:44] Speaker B: Absolutely. Would have been way better. [00:49:45] Speaker A: Okay. [00:49:46] Speaker B: Texas would have been way better. Al, quite frankly, there's four other teams that were on the fringe. Those all would have been way better options. I get. You have to have power five schools. I get. Because Duke beat Virginia, that means Virginia couldn't make it to the playoffs. [00:49:59] Speaker A: What do you think about doing like a play in to get in like two games? So it technically is like a 14 or a 16. [00:50:07] Speaker B: Like it's that's more. I don't know. Then it becomes down. Then it comes down to a business and more money and more stuff. You know what I mean? [00:50:13] Speaker A: I would never hate more football. [00:50:15] Speaker B: I would never hate more football. [00:50:17] Speaker A: Then there's no one that can complain. [00:50:18] Speaker B: Football. For French people, playing more football means more moolah. [00:50:23] Speaker A: What if you make it a dog fight? You know what a dog fight is? [00:50:26] Speaker B: I know what a dog fight is. 25 yard line. Let's scrap it out. But I mean like you make a. [00:50:31] Speaker A: Dog fight so then that you can't. People won't get injured as much injuries and like that's how you settle the bottom five teams. Bottom four teams. [00:50:38] Speaker B: I don't know. [00:50:39] Speaker A: Dog fight. [00:50:39] Speaker B: I don't know. I just wouldn't, I wouldn't allow teams. I would only allow a certain tier of team. Like if James Madison was being every opponent by like an average of 50 points and like it just happened to be the year that they got like some absolute stuff. [00:50:52] Speaker A: Yeah, but, but then you can make the argument that like Indiana, right? That they would be considered a French team in general because Indiana I get, they're in a better conference, but they. [00:51:01] Speaker B: Are in a better conference. [00:51:03] Speaker A: But they've been bums forever. Like I think they have their records every year. [00:51:06] Speaker B: But if you 35 again, if I took Indiana's resume and I went like this. [00:51:10] Speaker A: I get it, I get it. [00:51:11] Speaker B: Go. [00:51:13] Speaker A: But what if this is. [00:51:13] Speaker B: What if JMU turns into something stomping ass all year, your favorite team, they've beat the piss out of. [00:51:23] Speaker A: Give me the dog fight. I feel like that'd be such good tv dude. You just go like all four games in one night on the same field. Dog fight. [00:51:32] Speaker B: I'm taking the over in this national championship game. [00:51:35] Speaker A: That's what you're thinking, the over it. What is the over? What's the number? [00:51:39] Speaker B: I don't know. [00:51:39] Speaker A: Check it out, check it out, check it out. [00:51:43] Speaker B: I was one touchdown person away from a twelve hundred dollar win. [00:51:47] Speaker A: So I think you take the under yards on Mendoza. [00:51:52] Speaker B: Can't take personal player props in Massachusetts. [00:51:56] Speaker A: Oh, you're right. Well if you're not Massachusetts, if you're in New Hampshire, take the under on the odds. It's probably going to be, it's going to probably be sitting around 210. I would say take the under. He's like, he's like the Jordan love of college football. I feel like he'll throw for like four or five touchdowns. 170 yards. That's his MO. A lot of short touchdowns. [00:52:20] Speaker B: Are we fucking serious. 48 and a half. [00:52:23] Speaker A: That feels low. That feels like Vegas knows something. [00:52:27] Speaker B: Miami plus eight and a half. [00:52:30] Speaker A: Wow. The lines switch that much? Two points. People of Indiana, huh? I wonder where the shops are at on this. [00:52:40] Speaker B: I would say they're probably. I would say they're probably leaning towards Miami with the points. [00:52:44] Speaker A: Eight and a half's a lot. They're begging you to bet. To bet that. But that's because Indiana's like legitimately kicking the piss out of everybody. [00:52:52] Speaker B: Like legit dog, like dog walking. [00:52:54] Speaker A: Dog walking. [00:52:55] Speaker B: The game's not even fucking close. There was no. They made Oregon look so bad, dude. Like, it's just, it was a. It's miraculous. Oregon has like all the offense in the world. Like they have all the talent, defense. It doesn't matter. [00:53:08] Speaker A: I'm trying to do like a player comp or a team comp for what Oregon would be. [00:53:13] Speaker B: I'll give you a player comp for, for Fernando Mendoza. Kirk Cousins. [00:53:22] Speaker A: That's how you feel. [00:53:24] Speaker B: Kirk Cousins, Sam Donald. [00:53:26] Speaker A: Okay. I'm thinking team comp for what Oregon is. They have always have like great talent, great skill positions. They're going to probably have a lot of people drafted, but they can never put it together. [00:53:38] Speaker B: Steelers. [00:53:40] Speaker A: Not even the Steelers. I feel like they more running gun though. [00:53:43] Speaker B: Steelers usually have like. [00:53:45] Speaker A: When you think of Oregon, when you think of like teams like Oregon, Hawaii, for some reason do you think high. [00:53:51] Speaker B: Scoring all the time. It's West Coast. [00:53:53] Speaker A: West Coast, Right. So I'm thinking of a high scoring team that has a ton of talent that'll never. No, because they're not like huge scoring teams. Maybe the Rams. [00:54:03] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah, maybe the Rams. Yeah. Got two good running backs. [00:54:11] Speaker A: I'm just thinking like Oregon's like. And the Rams can't bring it across. When was the last time they won? [00:54:17] Speaker B: Who? The Rams or Oregon? [00:54:19] Speaker A: Rams won in what, 01 or 99? 99. Rams. Right. They haven't won since. [00:54:25] Speaker B: Oh, Rams won. [00:54:27] Speaker A: You're right. They just won. They won. [00:54:29] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:54:30] Speaker A: They staff it with that. No, look pass. You're right. Good call. [00:54:35] Speaker B: One more second. That's a touchdown for Jamar Chase. He's wide open down the right side. Absolutely burned. Jalen Ramsey. [00:54:40] Speaker A: That's a, that's a game that I really wish Burrow won. [00:54:44] Speaker B: So I, I, I so wish. I so wish he won. [00:54:47] Speaker A: I hate the Rams. [00:54:48] Speaker B: But this is so. It's been so down. [00:54:50] Speaker A: A lot of people are acting like the NFL scripted. It's getting very scripted because the entire like, would you say the past six Weeks they've been going Patriots, Rams. I mean, Drake May, Stafford. It does feel like it's lining up to be a Rams, Patriots, super bowl again, so. [00:55:08] Speaker B: And then the conversation's been, would you rather go to Denver or have Buffalo here? I don't even think it's even close. You'd rather Buffalo come here? We had Buffalo twice. We beat them once and we had them the second time and we just fucking blew that. We obviously. And we also didn't have. I don't think we had Spillane and Milton when we played them the second time. [00:55:31] Speaker A: We didn't. We did not. So that's a huge difference. [00:55:33] Speaker B: That's a huge difference because a lot of the. A lot of Buffalo success comes from James Cook. Give me Buffalo in New England to go to the Super Bowl. Do you know what that place will sound like with all that on the line? I will say this about our quarterback, bro. If there is anything that I love more about Drake May and when I get what. I don't want to make a Tom Brady comparison because he's not as. He's not at. Like, visually, you can't see it. Drake Mays never knocked off his peg. You can't knock him off. Like, he's never low and he's. He never looks like he's too low and he never looks like he's too high. I don't know what the fuck's going on upstairs, whether it's him just like. But he might be one of the most composed people I've ever seen. [00:56:19] Speaker A: Like that. He's even getting freak out. [00:56:21] Speaker B: Once he turned over the ball on the 10 yard line when he threw that ball to Hunter Henry. Like, you're seeing a little bit of relief, but like, my guy, that was one hell of a throw that you just made. You understand that, right? There's a guy in a bucket guy above him and there was a guy. Derwin James was below him. There was a triangle. It literally was only one spot for you to put. Put the ball. You put it honestly in the best spot in the world. And he's just like. And it's like I would be running down the field, like, swinging my arms, jumping up. [00:56:50] Speaker A: You would have baked Baker Mayfield. [00:56:52] Speaker B: Yeah, I would have Baker Mayfield it. When he runs down and he's swinging his arms like. Yeah, I mean, did you hear that? Place a rough. It felt good to have playoff football back in Foxborough. That's all I know. [00:57:03] Speaker A: It's great. It feels good to be back. Did you see that meme that was going around that since the last jets playoff game. Brady Brady went to five Super Bowls, won three of them. We tanked. Got Mac Jones. That sucked. Ended up getting Drake May and we got a playoff win before the jets got one playoff one there. That's all in the same. All that happened before the jets got there. [00:57:31] Speaker B: And jets fans of diehards. Dude, imagine being a di. If that was the team that I had to cheer for. Like I don't. I don't even know. And I sound so. We sound so spoiled cuz like there's people that live and die and don't see their teams win. All we do is somehow find a way to get back in the mix. Whoever let us get Mike Vrabel as a coach, you guys up immensely. That's. [00:57:53] Speaker A: The Titans are maybe the dumbest organization on the face of the. [00:57:56] Speaker B: Next to the jets. Right after the Jets. Titans are right. [00:57:59] Speaker A: There it goes. Jets, then Titans. You're right. [00:58:02] Speaker B: So I'm excited. I personally, if you want to know how I feel weirdly about this, I feel weirdly like it could be a Bears, Patriots, Super Bowl. [00:58:13] Speaker A: I know you're loving Caleb Williams right now. [00:58:15] Speaker B: I'm not. [00:58:15] Speaker A: They got very lucky. [00:58:16] Speaker B: I'm not loving Caleb Williams. I'm just saying if we would do the ups and downs. Those he's on. He was on the ups. Listen, it's. I was also like, I think San Francisco is doing. Is doing great, but I mean losing Kittle's huge. Losing Kittle's huge. [00:58:34] Speaker A: That's massive acl. Rest of the Achilles or acl? [00:58:37] Speaker B: I thought it was. I thought it was his Achilles. That leg looked like it snapped like when he went to go flex it. [00:58:43] Speaker A: You don't see that a lot. You don't see Achilles in football that much. You see more ACLs. [00:58:49] Speaker B: I would tend to disagree. I would tend to disagree. I think you see a lot. I think you see a fair amount of Achilles because these guys when they're holding themselves up and they're pressing their legs down, bet you if we look. [00:58:58] Speaker A: This up, I'd be right. [00:58:59] Speaker B: I mean, did Daniel Jones not just pop his shit? [00:59:02] Speaker A: Chat GPT. Let's chat GPT and see what we got. [00:59:05] Speaker B: All right, Chad, GPT. [00:59:09] Speaker A: Are there more Achilles injuries or ACL injuries in the NFL? Let's see if they. If they can even contemplate this. [00:59:25] Speaker B: Yeah. If anyone can even fucking make sense of what you just said. [00:59:31] Speaker A: Short answer, ACL injuries are much more common than Achilles tendon injuries in the NFL. [00:59:36] Speaker B: We already knew that. That wasn't the question. [00:59:40] Speaker A: The question was 379 ACL tears over the last decade. [00:59:46] Speaker B: Jesus Christ. That's 30. That's. That's 38A. Yeah. [00:59:51] Speaker A: And Achilles a 20 per season. [00:59:54] Speaker B: In the NFL. [00:59:55] Speaker A: Yeah, less than 20 per season. [00:59:59] Speaker B: That's still a lot of Achilles injuries. [01:00:02] Speaker A: This. Okay. So typical. Yeah, No, I know. I'm saying it's more. It's more common. So this is an estimate. [01:00:10] Speaker B: You're saying it's more common in basketball over. [01:00:12] Speaker A: Over the past few. Over the past. Like, this is all of the NFL. It's 40 to 60 ACLs, 4 to 10 historically, per season. Achilles. So it's like five times more ACLs because of the knee. They're not pushing off as much. Well, not that they're not pushing. [01:00:28] Speaker B: I could have sworn you just said to me ACL's a ACE. Achilles injuries more common in football than they are in basketball. [01:00:37] Speaker A: No, no, no, I apologize. No, that's not what I said. [01:00:40] Speaker B: Kind of what you just said. [01:00:41] Speaker A: No, I'm saying that ACLs are more common than. Than Achilles. And everything. I just. And everything. I just looked up online. So maybe more me and you were on different pages. I thought you were disagreeing with me, but maybe I said it wrong. [01:00:53] Speaker B: I think maybe you said it wrong for me to disagree with you. I would never disagree with that. ACL's over Achilles all day in football. [01:00:58] Speaker A: Okay, we'll have to go back. [01:01:00] Speaker B: I would have definitely guessed, too. Five to one at least. [01:01:03] Speaker A: Yeah. Oh, definitely. Okay, so we're on the same page. [01:01:06] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:01:06] Speaker A: Yeah. Achilles on his common. [01:01:08] Speaker B: No. [01:01:10] Speaker A: What else do we got? We've been gone for four months. This is crazy. [01:01:14] Speaker B: I would say. Well, I was just thinking about something. Oh. Do you know why Jeeps, they do this duck thing on the dash. [01:01:29] Speaker A: No, I don't know why, but. But I've went on many rants about this before that. I think that the Jeep, because I. [01:01:33] Speaker B: Just was coming, are the biggest losers. [01:01:35] Speaker A: On the face of the planet. [01:01:36] Speaker B: I just was coming in here. I hate when I take my hat off and I can't see my hair and it looks retarded. I was just coming in here and there was a Jeep park next door and the whole dashboard is filled up with rubber ducks. [01:01:49] Speaker A: They actually, what they do is the Jeep owners will like, place. Like if you see a Jeep in a parking lot, let's say you're at home goods and you have a Jeep. Okay. And you. You would take a rubber ducky and like, put it on the handle of their car. So sometimes you'll see, like, Rubber duckies, like, on the handles. [01:02:03] Speaker B: I see it all the time. [01:02:04] Speaker A: Take them off. Take them off. Get rid of them. I. You can't. [01:02:08] Speaker B: If we just start smashing dildos on the. Down the. On the windshield. [01:02:12] Speaker A: What if we made, like, a duck dildo, Right? Yeah. [01:02:15] Speaker B: You have no choice. [01:02:16] Speaker A: A dildo made of ducks. I think I like that. [01:02:20] Speaker B: Now who's. Now who's gonna put down the dash? [01:02:23] Speaker A: Yeah, now we. That's something. We need a. If I had a 3D printer, I would stop making that immediately. [01:02:27] Speaker B: If I had a 3D printer, I wouldn't have to work a day in my life. I would just 3D print everything for everybody. [01:02:32] Speaker A: Yes. [01:02:32] Speaker B: Because it looks like, first of all. [01:02:34] Speaker A: They, like, $300 even 700 for, like, an unbelievable one. [01:02:37] Speaker B: It looks like. It looks. It looks like you'll get your money back pretty quickly. [01:02:40] Speaker A: Well, you got to make sales. But at the same time, if you go duck dildos. That could be huge. [01:02:46] Speaker B: Huge. [01:02:48] Speaker A: That could be big. [01:02:49] Speaker B: That's strictly. [01:02:50] Speaker A: I have no clue how the duck started. [01:02:52] Speaker B: I would love to know. [01:02:55] Speaker A: Do we chat? GPT. How the duck. The duck started on the. [01:02:58] Speaker B: I was gonna say we do that, or we either clip it or we leave it to the people that somebody. [01:03:01] Speaker A: Yeah, we'll leave it to the people to decide. [01:03:02] Speaker B: Come. [01:03:03] Speaker A: First of all, do you feel like you're a loser for having a Jeep? Number one, it's an inferior vehicle. [01:03:10] Speaker B: I love driving. Second of all, driving the jeep. [01:03:12] Speaker A: Why do you think that you like some type of cult? Number two, number three, you're the only ones that, like, give each other gifts, which doesn't make any sense. [01:03:20] Speaker B: And signature hand. And signature hand raises. I don't know what the fuck. That's all. [01:03:24] Speaker A: Dude. It's like a culture. It's a. It's 100. A cult. [01:03:27] Speaker B: What do you mean? This is the jeep wave. No, this is. You know what this is? This is saying hello to somebody in the common world. All right? This isn't the jeep wave. Like, who's. Like, what the who? You know, I mean. [01:03:39] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:03:39] Speaker B: Who came out and was like, no. [01:03:41] Speaker A: No one has this day forward. [01:03:42] Speaker B: If you see a fellow jeep wrangler or something or other, we raise our hands. [01:03:48] Speaker A: This reminds me of the time. I know some people that are members at Elks clubs. I heard of an Elks club. Like, they got them on in Saugus. Wakefields. [01:03:56] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. [01:03:57] Speaker A: Going to the Elks. People love to go to the Elks. You get cheap drinks, whatever. It's like a vfw. Elks. Whatever. Knights of Columbus cheap drinks. The guy's like, yeah, we have a secret. I go, how do you guys know if. If you're a member here, you can go to any elks in the world? Apparently, like, oh, we got, like, this secret sign we give to the people. So I was just with the guy. I'm like, tell me. You go like this. Like, when you walk up, you're right, I'll move. He's like, that's exactly what it is. It's like, okay, yeah, no shit. That's what it is. So I can get into any elks just by going like this. Now, I don't know. I've never tried this, so maybe he was busting my balls. Which would be actually kind of funny that now I'm saying, like, that this is an accurate thing. I know, but just go into any elks and you get a $2 beer and some well liquor just by going like this. It's the same thing with. It's the same thing with this jeep sign. [01:04:40] Speaker B: Meanwhile, we literally look like a fucking. We literally look like offensive corny street trying to call in a play. [01:04:45] Speaker A: But anything, Anything, like, I. I don't like anything where, like, you have all these aftermarket. Like, you have to go. But like, every Jeep person, they buy themselves a Jeep. They spend all this money in a Jeep, right? Whatever. They're not even that expensive. But the point is, they're like, oh, I got this Jeep. Then they have to be able to take off the doors. Then they buy the foot rest where they have to rest their foot outside of the Jeep. Have you ever seen that? They have the foot rest on the. [01:05:08] Speaker B: Side of the stupid thing. Very stupid. So they can put. Put the flip flop up on the. [01:05:13] Speaker A: They got some certain covers for the tires. It's like, dude, just stop. You ever try out? [01:05:18] Speaker B: I've never seen a car been more accessorized than a Jeep. [01:05:21] Speaker A: Yeah, it's embarrassing. It just. Me. It just shows you that, like, if you feel like you need to add that much accessories, it's not that good. [01:05:27] Speaker B: Right next to a guy who drives a pickup truck with a lift kit on it. Like, I don't know who's much of more of a loser. [01:05:33] Speaker A: I think you have a little dick. [01:05:35] Speaker B: Me too. [01:05:35] Speaker A: Yeah. I think that's what it is. That's what you're trying to do. Unless you're legit going off road and there's no reason to lift you. [01:05:41] Speaker B: Yeah, unless there's a legit. Unless you like around here. Why do you have a lift kit? Why do you Have a lift kit. [01:05:50] Speaker A: What are you driving over? [01:05:51] Speaker B: I don't know. What are you doing? Like, but if you lived in like Arizona or maybe somewhere like in the mountains. [01:06:01] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. Even in New Hampshire. You want to go Hampshire? [01:06:04] Speaker B: Maine. [01:06:07] Speaker A: There's no reason. First of all, pickup trick is already high. [01:06:10] Speaker B: Yeah, it is. Why you gotta make it high? [01:06:14] Speaker A: Then you're like climbing up on it. I love. Do you ever see those videos? I will say, the only thing I do like about it is the videos that came out of it. Like a guy has a lift truck and then his girl like walks up to the passenger seat or to the driver's seat and she just gets on all fours and he gets on her back and goes into the car. [01:06:30] Speaker B: That's. [01:06:30] Speaker A: That's a funny video. [01:06:32] Speaker B: That's a funny video. That's a funny video. [01:06:33] Speaker A: She's a ride of that. [01:06:34] Speaker B: If you want 6 foot 5, though. And if you don't look like Alan Richardson. Right. Like a.k.a. guy who plays Jack Reacher. Absolutely. Built like a brick. [01:06:42] Speaker A: I don't think he's six' five. [01:06:45] Speaker B: Maybe he's like six maybe, maybe not. Maybe he's like six two six or whatever. He's big. Dad. If you want like a big structured man, like you shouldn't be coming out of no lift kitted ass truck. It's like we're the same height. Like that's kind of. [01:06:56] Speaker A: Yeah. If you're a fucking plumber and you look like Mario and you fucking getting up into the fucking into the sky. You're five seven and you fucking you legit. Or like braces break out a trampoline. [01:07:06] Speaker B: Like brace yourself coming out of the truck to brace your. In fact jumping off of. [01:07:10] Speaker A: Like, do they legit have ladders that they put on them that's they could fucking step up into it. [01:07:15] Speaker B: That's so embarrassing, dude. Say what the fuck? And then how enjoyable is that to drive? [01:07:20] Speaker A: Like, it definitely isn't you definitely not seeing everything. [01:07:23] Speaker B: No, dude, not at all. [01:07:26] Speaker A: I fucking smashed into a Corvette in my fucking expedition in the drive through because it was so low and it was so high and I might have like a hundred hats on my dashboard. That could have hurt a little bit too. And I was just. [01:07:41] Speaker B: Was this recently? [01:07:42] Speaker A: Yeah, I was like getting my kid food after school one day. No, I don't know, maybe six months ago, maybe a year. I don't know. And I just fucking gunned it like just. I thought there was no one in front of me and I just hit the guy in the back. I get out of the Car. It's this Asian dude and he's like, basically, I can't do an Asian accent that well. [01:07:59] Speaker B: But no, don't do it. [01:08:01] Speaker A: I got no papas. I don't know. Is that. Was that Spanish? [01:08:05] Speaker B: That was bad, but I don't know what that was. [01:08:07] Speaker A: Whatever that was. Yeah. And so we just left and there was no real damage to him. But that's what I would assume would happen with a pickup truck. You'd just be hitting everything. Kids just running over everything. But maybe you don't actually hit them. Maybe you lift it up so high so that it's like they just go underneath. [01:08:27] Speaker B: I guess that would be like the best case scenario if you ever had somebody with a lift kit trying to run you over. You just lay perfectly flat, Stanley, on the ground. And like, fast and furious. You just hope it just kind of skips over you. I guess so. I guess. [01:08:40] Speaker A: Yeah. You just lay flat. [01:08:41] Speaker B: I guess it's not all wrong to that. [01:08:43] Speaker A: My luck, I get dragged 500ft. [01:08:45] Speaker B: My luck, I'm getting. I'm getting clipped by a pipe that's been. [01:08:48] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:08:49] Speaker B: Dangling off the bottom of the car and has been maintenance. [01:08:51] Speaker A: Yeah. Probably got hit by that lap and. [01:08:52] Speaker B: It'S going to cut my jugular on the way and. Yeah. [01:08:55] Speaker A: So don't worry. I don't want to get too political on here. [01:08:58] Speaker B: Oh, okay. [01:08:59] Speaker A: So the. You know, the whole ice. Ice is going crazy. Everyone's mad at ice. They shot the girl. Whatever. We don't have to get into that because I don't. [01:09:08] Speaker B: You know what? Speaking of shooting girls. I'm sorry. Go ahead with what you was going to say. [01:09:13] Speaker A: The video of the ice guy slipping on the ice and falling is probably my favorite video. Like, I just. It's almost like the cop video on the slide. Do you remember the cop video on the slide in Boston? [01:09:22] Speaker B: I remember the cop video on the slide. I haven't seen the ice guy slip on ice, though. [01:09:25] Speaker A: Dude, he gets out of the car like he's mad, like he's gonna go arrest somebody. There's all these protesters. And he just fucking busts his ass, falls all the way back, probably hits his head. And he just gets up, doesn't know what to do and just runs back to his truck and gets into his truck. It's. It's legitimately the funniest video. Like, that's the funny. It's almost like a Karen getting out of there. Kyle, like being wicked, man. Then they fall and hit themselves. Yeah, it's the same thing. It's. It's it's an unreal video. Politics aside, it's a great video. [01:09:53] Speaker B: That's tough. [01:09:54] Speaker A: Now, what were you gonna say about shooting? How the. [01:09:57] Speaker B: Did Alec Baldwin kill somebody with a fake gun? [01:10:01] Speaker A: Well, it wasn't a fake gun. [01:10:05] Speaker B: How do you have an actual bullet in there? [01:10:08] Speaker A: Well, that. I think that's the whole beef of it. Like, the prop girl was like, you know, shooting bullets legitimately. There was supposed to be no live rounds, supposed to be blanks. And apparently she put the bullet in. In the gun and Al Ballin didn't realize it. That's his. And then he pointed it at her. Shot. And the girl died. [01:10:26] Speaker B: I, like, briefly just thought about that, like, literally pulling onto the street. I. I don't know why that thought came into my head. I'm like, how the. Did that happen? Yeah, how did you. How. Who messed that one up? So wait, the prop girl, the prop girl got. [01:10:40] Speaker A: Got. [01:10:40] Speaker B: Got. [01:10:41] Speaker A: No, no, no. It was like a director or something. She was standing. It was like. I think it was an action scene where they point at the camera type thing and shooting and hit one or two people. I think it went through somebody killed her and then hit somebody behind him. Something like that. I don't know the exact details, but yeah, that's pretty much how it happened. It was just basically like a film girl, like a producer on the set. [01:11:02] Speaker B: Right, right, right. [01:11:03] Speaker A: The prop girls. No, she was. She was fine. I think she got arrested too. [01:11:06] Speaker B: I mean, she. Yeah, she. Rightfully so. What an idiot. [01:11:10] Speaker A: Yeah, it's a. As dumb as you could be. [01:11:12] Speaker B: That's kind of a bonehead. [01:11:14] Speaker A: So my opinion is that I guess, why would you ever need live ammunition on a movie set? Would you? [01:11:22] Speaker B: Never in my right mind. Unless. I don't know. Unless. Unless. Unless you're trying to set somebody up. That would be a good idea. Like in a movie. [01:11:30] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:11:31] Speaker B: How about this? In a movie. That would be kind of a cool way if that was like, what was what going on? Like John Wick esque, trying to take somebody out. Oh, we're gonna do a simulated round. Oh, wait, we put real bullets in that gun. Now we're gonna kill the people that we want to kill. [01:11:48] Speaker A: Have you ever heard of the dude, Brandon Lee? [01:11:51] Speaker B: Never in my life. But also would have been great. Like, you know, all the plots that you see before, like Law and Order, like csi, svu, whatever, fuck the it is. That would be a great plot for that. [01:12:01] Speaker A: I'm sure there has been, because this is happening. This has happened before, like 30 years ago. The guy's name was Brandon Lee. I don't know if he has any relationship to Bruce Lee. I could just be putting that in my head. But it was on the movie the Crow. It's called the Crow. And he was the actor on it, and he ended up getting. He. I think he was the main actor on it, like, the lead actor, and he ended up getting shot and died. [01:12:21] Speaker B: Wait, the Crow, like that? The. The guy who's like a vigilante. [01:12:26] Speaker A: That. [01:12:26] Speaker B: Turns like that, like, come. Like, doesn't his body, like, like, just appear after, like, there's, like, a bunch of crows? I thought, like, dark. [01:12:34] Speaker A: It's definitely Doc. [01:12:35] Speaker B: It's dark, right? [01:12:37] Speaker A: The Crow. 1994. [01:12:39] Speaker B: This comes out of a tunnel. [01:12:40] Speaker A: Does this make sense? [01:12:41] Speaker B: Yeah, that. Yeah. Yeah. Because the guy looks like Sting. [01:12:45] Speaker A: Yeah. Brandon Lee. [01:12:48] Speaker B: He got killed with a real gun on the set. Oh, my God. Dude, people are fucking idiots, man. [01:12:55] Speaker A: Who. [01:12:55] Speaker B: Why do you have li. Yeah, you're 100% right. Why do you have live ammunition? [01:13:02] Speaker A: After a prop gum rigged with blanks accidentally fight a rail bullet tip that had become lodged in the barrel from a previous take. So there was a rail. There was a tip that was stuck in there that got lodged from a previous take. Then they fired the blanks and it shot it towards them. So I'm guessing you probably do need live ammunition. So say you're shooting stuff. You can get bullet holes and stuff, but if there has to be a specific process, like, I think you're supposed to obviously be checking that weapon between takes. [01:13:31] Speaker B: I mean, like, wouldn't you. Like, you see, like, everybody almost whenever they go and shoot, like, they hold. They hold the gun back, and they can see, and then they'll let go. [01:13:39] Speaker A: Well, okay, so a blank looks pretty similar to a regular bullet. I'm pretty sure. [01:13:43] Speaker B: I don't know. [01:13:44] Speaker A: Just attention. You understand how a bullet works? Do you understand how a bullet works? [01:13:47] Speaker B: I understand how bullet works. 90% of the bullet isn't what travels. It's the tip of the bullet. [01:13:52] Speaker A: Okay. All right, so we're all good there. [01:13:53] Speaker B: We're good. I understand all that. The. The gunpowder is compressed in the bottom half of the shell, shooting out the. [01:14:01] Speaker A: Yeah, the pin hits the. The back of it, shoots out the. Makes a reaction with the gunpowder. Shoots out the bullet. [01:14:08] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:14:08] Speaker A: Okay. [01:14:09] Speaker B: Yep, Yep. I've watched so many. So many. I'll tell you right now, so many things on Spike tv, whether it's like. [01:14:21] Speaker A: Myth busters. [01:14:22] Speaker B: Okay. Yes. Yeah. They go myth busters whenever they have, like, those claymations of, like, the Bodies and all the organs like inside but like all the skins clear so you can clearly see the impact of what would happen. You remember that show which I don't know why they don't bring it back. They probably ran out of things to fucking compare to each other. That's probably why. [01:14:39] Speaker A: That's not science show. [01:14:41] Speaker B: I don't know if it was the science show. [01:14:43] Speaker A: Sports science. [01:14:43] Speaker B: I thought it was called Ultimate Sports Science. That's a great show. [01:14:46] Speaker A: I believe that should have came. [01:14:47] Speaker B: That should come back with fucking petros papane. Oh no. What was the guy's name? Like Zach Elephantakis. [01:14:54] Speaker A: Some other Greek. [01:14:55] Speaker B: Some other Greek. [01:14:56] Speaker A: He probably, his family probably owns roast. [01:14:58] Speaker B: Beef shops called like Ultimate Warrior. Remember they'd be like, oh, we're gonna put the Roman spine against a fucking samurai. And then they would use like three different weapons. [01:15:08] Speaker A: No, I've never seen that show. [01:15:09] Speaker B: Oh my God, dude. [01:15:12] Speaker A: Like a Viking warrior or somebody else. [01:15:14] Speaker B: Yep, they would do that versus like a native American. And then they would take like an aerial weapon, a melee weapon and they're like main weapon and figure it out like that. They used to also do this with animals. [01:15:24] Speaker A: Yeah. Oh yeah, I've seen that. Like a shock versa bear, a lion versus tuna. You know, once you get the taste of taste of tuna. [01:15:33] Speaker B: What would you do if first of all, would you ever put yourself in a setting where you could potentially be approached by a bear in real life? [01:15:42] Speaker A: What would I do? So they say brown get down. Is it brown get down or black get back? Brown get down. So I think brown you're supposed to just play like you did and black you're supposed to get away. Does that make sense? I think that's right. Brown get down. Beer get back. Black get back. Is that how you feel like towards people too? Like the blacks you just step away from and then I dap them up. Yeah, you dab them up. Well, you won. [01:16:12] Speaker B: I am. [01:16:12] Speaker A: You got the card? [01:16:13] Speaker B: I'm good. [01:16:14] Speaker A: Brown get down. Black get back. So I would hope I'd remember, remember that in the time. Probably not. [01:16:19] Speaker B: Probably not. So okay, let's throw that sequence. [01:16:23] Speaker A: Do I think I could outrun a bear? Probably not. I've seen some videos where they get. They get high speed, 30 miles an hour and they travel pretty fast snow way. I hope I'd have food to give them and just throw the food and just hope that they just only care about the food. [01:16:38] Speaker B: Right, right. [01:16:40] Speaker A: I think I could kill a bear like straight up. Like if I like here's what I'm thinking. All right. I'm always going to have a weapon on me, no matter what. That just happens. No matter what. [01:16:50] Speaker B: Always strapped. [01:16:51] Speaker A: I'm always have something on me. So the point being is that. Do I think, like, if I could I get a knife into a bear's throat before it kills me? I think so. [01:17:04] Speaker B: I don't know. They say to punch it in the nose, but it's like, how many? Like, how. Like, what we're talking, like a home run shot. [01:17:10] Speaker A: I'd have to look into this. [01:17:11] Speaker B: I have to look into BS Galloping ass at me, dude. Like, galloping ass. And I got. And I got to hit it with a McGregor shot in the nose. [01:17:18] Speaker A: Anything that's quick is intimidating. I. I'll agree that. [01:17:21] Speaker B: Super intimidating. [01:17:22] Speaker A: Anything that's, like, super fast. [01:17:24] Speaker B: Like, my buddy said last night, he was like, yo, would you rather take a chance of going in a submarine in the ocean or. I said, yo, to be honest, whatever other option you're about to give me, I'm taking that option. I am not going in the water. I'm good. Deep water is not for me. He was like, oh, or, like, take the shot of, like, going in an astronaut, like, going in a space shuttle. Like, yeah, give me the space shuttle. If the space shuttle. [01:17:49] Speaker A: Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on. This is. This isn't a good. This is a bad way of train of thought for you. [01:17:55] Speaker B: No, it's not. [01:17:55] Speaker A: Yes, it is, because more people have. Like, there's people in submarines right now. Like, probably thousands, at least hundreds of people right now in submarines. Submarines have been around for longer. They've been around since, like, World War I. I want to say we're talking. [01:18:10] Speaker B: Yeah, okay. All right, go ahead. [01:18:11] Speaker A: So you're in a submarine. It's got to be safer than being in the fucking. In the sky like that. That shit. Those should, you know me, astronauts fucking die all the time up in space. And you're gone in space, dude. [01:18:22] Speaker B: What? I don't. [01:18:23] Speaker A: You know how to swim, so if you could get. Get to an exit, you can get to an exit on the submarine. Granted, if you're not that low, because there is something that. [01:18:32] Speaker B: Bro, that's what I'm gonna say, dude. [01:18:35] Speaker A: What are you talking about this. There's so many people. [01:18:38] Speaker B: Submarines are, like, right under the surface. [01:18:40] Speaker A: I think it's a bad. I think it's a bad take. [01:18:42] Speaker B: They're all the way down. [01:18:43] Speaker A: It doesn't matter. I just think there's so many people that are on submarines right now comparatively to people that are in space. [01:18:49] Speaker B: Yeah, obviously, because it's easier to go underneath the water than it is a rocket into space. [01:18:53] Speaker A: What was that the main question? Would you rather just be under there or in space? Was that the main question? That was it? [01:19:00] Speaker B: I think that was. I mean, I was a little impaired, so like. But I think that the basis of the question was would you rather take a shot of like deep water diving in a submarine to like discover maybe, like, because, you know, like, we've only discovered 13% of the ocean or what? [01:19:16] Speaker A: If you find the man, there's a. [01:19:17] Speaker B: Reason for that, by the way. Or would you rather take a chance of going up in. To the. Into space, like landing on the moon? I'm taking space every fucking time. You do realize, really think that I want to get stuck underneath the water like those people that want to go look at the Titanic. [01:19:33] Speaker A: You're cooked if you believe space exists because there's certain people that don't believe it. That we live in a firmament. They say, I don't even want to get into that. [01:19:40] Speaker B: The Avengers is real. So you don't. [01:19:44] Speaker A: We haven't even discovered 1% of space. [01:19:47] Speaker B: Good. [01:19:48] Speaker A: But we have 13% of the ocean or whatever the number is. [01:19:53] Speaker B: I'll take space. [01:19:54] Speaker A: That's crazy to me. [01:19:55] Speaker B: Okay, that can be crazy. But honestly, I think that you'd agree with me at, at one time or another, you'd rather go in a submarine. [01:20:02] Speaker A: Dude, here's what I'll say. Here's what I'll say. You have less of a chance of dying by outside forces in space. I would say like by. By like another person. [01:20:12] Speaker B: By like a TIE fighter. [01:20:13] Speaker A: Yeah. Then you do on the wall. [01:20:16] Speaker B: I always. Some reason. I always think just because of how old the movies came out. I think that Star wars is like taking place before we existed. I don't know why I think that. So stupid I am. But, but in. In. [01:20:30] Speaker A: Yeah, it's definitely the future. [01:20:31] Speaker B: It's definitely not. It's definitely the future. I mean, there's like legitimately flying fucking spacecrafts. So in like aliens with tentacles coming out of their faces talking. So. [01:20:41] Speaker A: Yeah, I think that's a dumb. I would take the. I would take the submarine. [01:20:46] Speaker B: Okay, you can take again. [01:20:48] Speaker A: That's great. [01:20:49] Speaker B: Gonna be another great clip we're gonna see. [01:20:50] Speaker A: Who. [01:20:50] Speaker B: Who wants to do what? I don't know what the question is that I asked. To be honest, I don't know what I was asked last night. Would you rather. But would you rather travel? Because we gotta, like, I. I gotta. We just gotta make sure that we make it clear when we make this. I don't know. Space. Space or ocean? I'm going space. You're going ocean. [01:21:13] Speaker A: You're going space because you feel like it's safer or you go in space. [01:21:16] Speaker B: Because you want to see bad Whoopi do like. [01:21:19] Speaker A: Oh, you never come back. Dude. Goes bad on a submarine, you could probably. There's probably some releases that bring you right up to the top and then you just pop out the top, sit on the top of the submarine. You're dead either way if something goes real bad. [01:21:31] Speaker B: Exactly, bro. So I'd rather not fucking drowned. Rather not drowned. [01:21:36] Speaker A: Would you rather be on a boat or a plane? [01:21:42] Speaker B: What is the purpose? What? What? [01:21:43] Speaker A: What? [01:21:43] Speaker B: I'm just saying has to be a point. [01:21:46] Speaker A: You feel safer on a boat or on a plane? Probably a boat. Right. [01:21:51] Speaker B: For some reason I want to say boat because, like that's the. That's the reason why I want to say boat. But a boat's not a submarine. So like. [01:22:00] Speaker A: But you get that Boats float. [01:22:03] Speaker B: Boats float. Okay. I'm a submarine. [01:22:05] Speaker A: Has. They had like a submarine turns into a boat without the power. [01:22:10] Speaker B: Like Marines. Just chill at the top, though. It doesn't matter. In general, you're in cave. [01:22:16] Speaker A: How do you think you get in? How do you get into a submarine? [01:22:18] Speaker B: In general, you're encaved. [01:22:20] Speaker A: I get it. But how do you get into a submarine? [01:22:24] Speaker B: Whoopty surface. From the top. [01:22:26] Speaker A: Because it comes up to the top. [01:22:28] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:22:28] Speaker A: Because it can still be a boat. [01:22:30] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:22:31] Speaker A: It floats. It can float. [01:22:32] Speaker B: Can float your boat. [01:22:35] Speaker A: I don't. We. First of all, you're talking about two people that know absolutely nothing about submarines and absolutely nothing about space. Space. [01:22:41] Speaker B: Zero. I know. Zero. My expertise on both. Zero. But listen, let me tell you something. I ain't gonna be going down in the ocean. That ain't it. I rather go down trying to look for the guidance of the galaxy. Thank you. That's how I look at it. [01:22:56] Speaker A: There's a higher chance that you get raped in the. In the. In space. [01:23:00] Speaker B: Good. I'm still taking space. [01:23:02] Speaker A: Okay. [01:23:03] Speaker B: I'm still taking space. Yeah. Like I wouldn't get raped in the water. [01:23:06] Speaker A: You wouldn't? [01:23:07] Speaker B: Crazy. [01:23:08] Speaker A: The only thing that's down there is fucking animals. [01:23:10] Speaker B: Craziness. [01:23:12] Speaker A: Fucking fish. [01:23:13] Speaker B: Have you seen what lately my nightly obsession has been. [01:23:16] Speaker A: No. What is it? Is it some type of candy? [01:23:20] Speaker B: No. Nope. It is more of what I indulge in. Consume ice cream. No. Trying to. We're trying to. We're trying to get back in the health here. That's why I got the Jizzalicious rice cakes straight off the Tick Tock shop. You see them? [01:23:37] Speaker A: Can I see this first? [01:23:37] Speaker B: Yeah, absolutely. Hold on. Don't. Are you gonna. [01:23:39] Speaker A: Wait, hold on. Are these. [01:23:41] Speaker B: Were you gonna. [01:23:41] Speaker A: Are these your obsessions right now? Is that what you're talking about? [01:23:43] Speaker B: Okay. No, but do. But do. Please indulge. Just one. [01:23:46] Speaker A: I don't want to. I don't want to. [01:23:47] Speaker B: Just one. Just have one. Can you just have one? Can you just have one? [01:23:51] Speaker A: This actually ain't bad. 90 calories, 3 grams of fat, 15 carbs, 5 added sugars. Not bad. 1 gram of protein. [01:23:59] Speaker B: Can you just try one, please? [01:24:01] Speaker A: Okay, I'm gonna be honest. When he said Drizzalicious, I thought he was just joking about the name of it. I didn't think they were actually called Drizzle Licious. I thought you were legitimately making a joke about it. [01:24:13] Speaker B: No, that's the brand. Just fucking try one. [01:24:19] Speaker A: I'm gonna try one. [01:24:21] Speaker B: Thank you. [01:24:23] Speaker A: Why is it brown? Is it a chocolate rice cake? [01:24:26] Speaker B: Yeah, it's cookies and cream with come on it. [01:24:31] Speaker A: I mean, they don't. They don't look great. And he said, come, and they kind of do look like dried cums on. [01:24:36] Speaker B: That's what I said when I first brought them out. [01:24:41] Speaker A: Solid. [01:24:42] Speaker B: Solid. [01:24:42] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. [01:24:43] Speaker B: It's gonna be healthy. [01:24:44] Speaker A: I don't think these are healthy, but who gives a. Hey, McDonald's breakfast today. Two hash browns, diet Coke, and then got my coffee. Sausage egg McMuffin. [01:24:57] Speaker B: Delicious sausage egg McMuffin. I would have said. Why would you even publicly say what you just ordered? Because it was pathetic. You're just gonna tell me you order two hash browns? [01:25:07] Speaker A: Hash browns of money, dude. I'm not. If I was going. If I was going just plain hash browns, I'd probably get four. I love the hash browns when they're crispy. They came out. These things were so crispy. I swear to God, the tidal wave. [01:25:19] Speaker B: Almost get all the jizz on that jizz. Alyssa. [01:25:26] Speaker A: Me and my kid, actually. First of all, McDonald's has been on fire lately. [01:25:31] Speaker B: Whoa. [01:25:31] Speaker A: Tell you that. We went. We went away to North Conway over the weekend. [01:25:35] Speaker B: Yeah. My buddy was sitting across from me with a bar. [01:25:37] Speaker A: Was he? [01:25:38] Speaker B: Mm. I told him to say, what's up? To you. He didn't say, what's up? [01:25:42] Speaker A: Where was this? What bar? [01:25:45] Speaker B: I don't know. It's like, on, like a Saturday or something. He was like, hey, I think the kid that you do the podcast with is sitting across me. [01:25:51] Speaker A: Wow. What A loser for not saying hi. Anyways, that's what I found. I had McDonald's. It was, like, on the way up. Me and my kid had it. My wife had a doctor's appointment because my wife's been sick for months. She got the flu. Then she got walking pneumonia, so she had to get some antibiotics. We. I swear to God, my kid was legit. I think he's 11. I think he was having an orgasm in the back of the car. He was legit eating this and was like, oh, this is unbelievable. He was going crazy. Crazy. Everything's been hitting at McDonald's lately. I don't know what's going on. Smoke show. Everything was fresh, crispy. [01:26:32] Speaker B: That's super dangerous to tell me. It's, like, super dangerous, dude. [01:26:35] Speaker A: It was. [01:26:35] Speaker B: I haven't had McDonald's. [01:26:37] Speaker A: Insane. Insane. No, I know. We listen. It's the first year. People trying to get in shape. I get it. All this stuff. Did you hear the news from Dr. Oz? [01:26:47] Speaker B: No. [01:26:48] Speaker A: Do you know who Dr. Oz is? Yeah, Dr. Mamet Oz. [01:26:51] Speaker B: Yeah, I know who Dr. Oz is. [01:26:52] Speaker A: He said it's actually worse for you to stop drinking than socialize with friends. Drink some booze. Socialize with friends. That's better for you than to not drink who out his mouth. [01:27:08] Speaker B: Hold on. [01:27:09] Speaker A: I never said Dry January. Basically, Dry January is a scam. That's a scam. Shout out to my men. [01:27:14] Speaker B: Just another social media like. Like, stereotype, dude. Like, no one gives a. [01:27:18] Speaker A: About dry January. [01:27:19] Speaker B: Gives a. [01:27:20] Speaker A: Do you think it's kind of close to, like, the mustaches in November? [01:27:23] Speaker B: No, nut November, dude. Like, yeah, I know. I got. [01:27:28] Speaker A: How many times did you nut November? [01:27:30] Speaker B: A thousand at least, dude. [01:27:33] Speaker A: Yeah, Call them planters. [01:27:34] Speaker B: Yeah, call me Jizzalicious. [01:27:37] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:27:39] Speaker B: No, not November, loser. That's the same thing with dry January. It's like, dude, no one cares. No one's judging you. It's not like we're all in this, like, base religion where, like, no one's supposed to drink in January, dude. [01:27:51] Speaker A: Like, I don't. [01:27:53] Speaker B: I'm sorry. You didn't drink one month out of the 12. You know, still how unhealthy that is. [01:27:57] Speaker A: Here's where I get. [01:27:58] Speaker B: Clearly, it's actually less healthy. [01:28:00] Speaker A: It's less healthy for you. [01:28:01] Speaker B: So fuck you. [01:28:02] Speaker A: Shout out Dr. Oz. Shut up. Only probably the only thing I've ever agreed with Dr. Oz on. So shout that out, though. So now I'm a big Dr. Oz fam in. In this house. Now we pray to the. Our lord and savior, Dr. Oz. Facts. I Don't like anything. I don't like anything that everyone tells you you should do at the same time. So like, I hate like apple picking season. Like every. All the girls are going out, they're going apple picking. I fucking hate that. Anything that people think you have to do at a time. So that's why, like, they call me like, oh, he's really negative. During the holidays. Like, like, like decorations, greeting cards. It's when. When the. [01:28:39] Speaker B: You kind of listen. [01:28:42] Speaker A: This is. It's all commercialism. That's all they're pushing on you. They're pushing you to. What do you mean commercialism? Like the. It's the economy is essentially telling you, you need to go buy this. You need to go do this commercial. It's all to make money. Green cards are a waste of money. They're a waste of time, They're a waste of money. Same with wrap and paper. People throw it in a bag. Don't even throw it in a bag, handsome. You know what's better than ever than a gift? Cash. Cash is better than a gift. 100. All this stuff is a waste of time and money. It's 100 accurate. You got a ninja from that girl that hated you that you've used twice. You got a game in Chia that you know, I use a lot. [01:29:24] Speaker B: I use every night. [01:29:25] Speaker A: All right, but you could have bought it yourself. If she gave you $100, you could have got the right one. You want it? [01:29:30] Speaker B: No, she got me like a $275 chair. [01:29:33] Speaker A: Whatever. If she gave you the money, you could have bought it. [01:29:35] Speaker B: She gave me $275 instead of giving me a chair. Like, maybe that would have been cool. I ain't going to lie though. You kind of. You kind of. You kind of fucked yourself by telling me like, I got an ice cream making machine. Granted, I've only used this ice cream machine. He's right. Twice. Twice since last a year. So more than a year. I've only used it twice. Still probably one of the best gifts I've ever gotten from one of the worst humans I've ever met. What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do? [01:30:01] Speaker A: Cash would have played just as good. And you could have bought whatever the fuck you wanted to buy anyways. I don't know. Where were we on with this? When people tell you to do a whole bunch of shit, that. That just because everyone's doing it. The dry January, the no nut November. Everyone's gotta go to the gym on the first. Have a brain for yourself. Have A brain for yourself, think for yourself, do these things for yourself. If that. If that's the case, if you say, okay, maybe I've been getting a little too fast, fired up over the holidays. Maybe I need to take it back. Don't do it because Jan's doing it next door. Okay. Do it because you feel that way about yourself. [01:30:34] Speaker B: That's right. [01:30:35] Speaker A: And guess what? The holidays extend. The holidays go from after Halloween to Easter. Enjoy yourself for that entire time. [01:30:47] Speaker B: When's Easter? [01:30:48] Speaker A: Easter's got to be April. April, we're talking. You got football season right now. Every. You got multiple games, college, NFL, Then you got the super bowl, then you got March Madness, Then you start Easter, then start your life over. Don't try to. Don't try to eat healthy during this time or in the holiday season. It's the holidays. You know what's right? [01:31:13] Speaker B: I. [01:31:13] Speaker A: Listen, bro, you're setting yourself up for failure. [01:31:15] Speaker B: You don't. Who, me? [01:31:16] Speaker A: Yeah, no, I'm just saying in general, if you try to, like, completely take your life to, like, square zero, no. [01:31:21] Speaker B: Drink, not to eat, like, top. Me personally, I'm just trying not to eat. [01:31:25] Speaker A: Like, small changes. [01:31:26] Speaker B: I have 100% been, like, indulging in, like, constantly eating bad food. I mean, like, it's really not the worst thing in the world to kind of maybe cut back. [01:31:34] Speaker A: Yeah, that's story. [01:31:35] Speaker B: Like, I'm telling you guys. I was going to market basket like every other week and buying a tub of cookie dough. And I would cook, good cook, make cookies out of it maybe once. I'm eating the rest of that raw just in. Just whenever I feel like it. I'm opening up my fridge. Couple scoops here and there. [01:31:51] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:31:52] Speaker B: Word. You probably don't want to do that. You're probably going to be fat. But will I say, the other night, man, I was craving. I. It's the late night eating for me. That's why. That's why I bought these. That's like. That's why I'm. I. You can't. The other night, guys, I literally was in bed. I was w. Okay, so, by the way, back to what I never even got to what my nightly obsession has been. Have you been. Not been seeing what I've been reposting? [01:32:19] Speaker A: No, I haven't seen it. I probably have. Just remind me. And I've probably seen my boy, bro. [01:32:26] Speaker B: No, the burnt peanut. [01:32:28] Speaker A: Oh, yes. Yeah, I have seen this. This your guy? [01:32:32] Speaker B: That's my guy. [01:32:33] Speaker A: Just because he said my man to you. [01:32:34] Speaker B: No, not at all. Not. Not even because of that my man. But anyways, it's just the best accent. That's him, okay? He says it all the time. If that's. That's. Listen, that's maybe why I'm an undeveloped 31 year old now. My nightly obsession is a guy who is CGI as a peanut playing video games. But it's more than that. It really is. [01:33:02] Speaker A: It's a movement. [01:33:03] Speaker B: It. [01:33:03] Speaker A: Dude, dude, it's a fucking movement. [01:33:05] Speaker B: First of all, don't even say. You can't even say shit to me. Guys everywhere, one, two. Everybody. Everybody that's in the relevant, like streaming space wants to fuck with this guy. Obviously, he's the man right now. [01:33:18] Speaker A: So. He's the exact opposite of Bo Buchanan, dude. [01:33:21] Speaker B: The exact opposite. Al, when I tell you like the. It sounds like somebody from our family playing video games, bro, it is the funniest fucking thing in the world. He's hilarious. Not political. Like, it's the best. It's just the best. [01:33:34] Speaker A: I'm going to be honest. [01:33:35] Speaker B: And it's just every night. It's every night. Monday to Saturday, I come home from work, Friday nights and like you usually again, like, no one's really around guy. People are out with their girlfriends. You know, they have girls that actually like them. [01:33:47] Speaker A: I have seen this. I'm not going to lie. I've no, I've seen you post it. I have. I'm. I feel like I'm past it. I don't understand it whatsoever. I don't understand it. I don't understand. I don't understand who Burn Peanut is. I've never seen him before. I didn't even know he was a video game streamer. That. You got this jacked up for it. [01:34:09] Speaker B: Hell yeah. Well, yeah. [01:34:11] Speaker A: I can't hate on you too much because I really have been watching like some weird streams lately. I've really been back into the cod streams and I've been like, really? The cod streams? I don't know why. I think it's the, the gambler in me that's just like, what if a Cooper flag, rookie card, fucking auto comes out and I get $15,000. Let me throw 60 at this guy. Hopefully I get Dallas Mavericks on the wheel. Like, that's what I'm talking about. Like that. Like, what if that happens? [01:34:37] Speaker B: That's cool. Yeah, that's. [01:34:38] Speaker A: What if it happens? Because it can't happen. [01:34:40] Speaker B: That's a different aspect. If that's if. Listen, bro, if that's your thing, that's your dabble, that's your dabble. [01:34:46] Speaker A: I don't know anything about cards. All I know is I don't know. [01:34:49] Speaker B: A lot about cards. And I, I, I don't. I mean personally for me it's, it's more, I'd more rather like Pokemon. [01:34:57] Speaker A: They do Pokemon ones. Reps. Pokemon reps. Can I put money. [01:35:01] Speaker B: In on a Pokemon rip? And if something comes out, is there like I don't know how that I. [01:35:05] Speaker A: So I don't know how. [01:35:06] Speaker B: Here's this, here's for me, no idea how the COD game really works. I kind of, I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm not gonna lie. It kind of seems a little scheme. It seems a little scheme. I would like a little dirty business. [01:35:17] Speaker A: You're saying like a pyramid scheme type thing. [01:35:19] Speaker B: It seems like dirty business. Like I feel like the people that are doing it know what the fuck's gonna happen and they're just like, they play stupid and make everyone else kind of buy in. [01:35:27] Speaker A: So here's what I'll say. Here's my brief history with cards. It's not even a history. My brief watching of these streams, I think when they open new boxes is probably the safest way to go. When they open a box in front of you, buy like let's call it a blaster or a hanger. There's like these little boxes. You're fine. If you get a good card in that box, you're going to get all those cards anyways. Yeah, that's them. Just opening a pack and open it in front of you on the stream. That's different. When they do these things called repacks. So here's what they'll do on a repack, they'll open a whole shit ton of those things and then pack them and say okay, you're guaranteed. Or there's like two $400 cards guaranteed out of these 32 packs. You know what I'm saying? So then they're making those repacks. [01:36:17] Speaker B: That's what I'm saying. [01:36:19] Speaker A: That's where I think you could like a schema could scheme that and be like, okay, try to get the number seven pack or whatever. But there is a wheel that it will come on your thing. So, and it goes by. It could also. You can, so there's different ones where you can pick packs or you could pick teams. So then you hope on the wheel you get the right team that matches up. So then if they open one of those repacks and it's a Koopa flag, whoever has the Dallas Mavericks gets that card. That's where I could see it could be, but when they open in a fresh box, I think you're fine. [01:36:50] Speaker B: That's what I would like more than anything. Just raw. Just let it fly. We don't know. We don't know what's behind the curtain. [01:36:57] Speaker A: Yeah. So they definitely have those for Pokemon all day long. [01:37:00] Speaker B: Ah, that's dangerous for me. That's dangerous for me because I used to be in Facebook groups for the Funko Pops, and there would be nothing better than, like, doing $20 raffles. [01:37:08] Speaker A: Yeah, that's. [01:37:09] Speaker B: And if your name gets pulled, it's like, bro, I just came up on a. I came up on a Thor Infinity War pop. That was an Asia exclusive. So that right there was worth, like, $275. That's immediately, like a $250 come up right there. And I got it sent to me for free. Like, that was fucking cool. I used to indulge in them. [01:37:31] Speaker A: Yeah, they have raffles and all that shit, so you could definitely get lost. [01:37:34] Speaker B: It. [01:37:35] Speaker A: I've been. I've been. There was. There's maybe an opportunity that your boy might be ripping some cards at some point. [01:37:42] Speaker B: I am surprised you haven't already been in on. [01:37:44] Speaker A: On. Well, that's why I've been watching, studying the game. You know what I mean? [01:37:48] Speaker B: Oh, you just study. [01:37:49] Speaker A: I think I have to find my voice. I have to do all that stuff and actually understand the cards. [01:37:54] Speaker B: Yeah, you have to have good hands. Gotta have. [01:37:58] Speaker A: Yeah, I gotta have manicured hands. Yeah. Pedicure toes. [01:38:02] Speaker B: 100%. [01:38:05] Speaker A: Yeah. All my Christmas stuff still up? [01:38:07] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I'm wondering like, how, like, is. Is it really necessary or to have. [01:38:15] Speaker A: All the Christmas cards. [01:38:15] Speaker B: No. To, like, do Christmas cards. Is it necessary? No, it's not family. [01:38:19] Speaker A: It's a waste of time. You should send one around. That'd be really funny for me. Yeah. [01:38:23] Speaker B: Yeah. You probably rash, like, just, like, dressing. [01:38:26] Speaker A: Like, a suit or something. [01:38:27] Speaker B: Just. No, I would dress. They were just like. More like. Like a piece of. I. Even better, right? Like, bad Santa kind. [01:38:33] Speaker A: Yeah. Eating your jizzalicious. [01:38:34] Speaker B: Eating my jizzalicious with, like, one ball hanging out of my shorts on the couch. [01:38:38] Speaker A: That's perfect. [01:38:38] Speaker B: A selfie of me. [01:38:39] Speaker A: I'm like, yeah, yeah, exactly. Do you know who people always say in this podcast, like, oh, I. I tell a lot of jokes to you at your demise. Maybe to Marco. That was a little mean to him. Sometimes on the podcast, there is no one that cuts you, your entire family up. Like, your mother, like, in the family group chat. She's just. She's just throwing out this. [01:39:06] Speaker B: She's the killer. [01:39:07] Speaker A: She's just. [01:39:07] Speaker B: Okay, that was. [01:39:08] Speaker A: She called you a. When you were standing next to Morgan Moses. Like, just like she did. No, that might have been me, but. [01:39:14] Speaker B: That was you, scumbag. [01:39:18] Speaker A: But the point being is, like, she is ruthless in this thing, and I love it. I wait for it. [01:39:22] Speaker B: Oh, dude, there's no bigger read. [01:39:24] Speaker A: Like, it's like certain tweets. [01:39:25] Speaker B: Like, she also has other text. She has other history of dropping bombs and other people. Like, yo. Yeah, to be honest, we don't give a fuck what you What. What you complaining about. [01:39:33] Speaker A: Yes. [01:39:34] Speaker B: Like, she. She's the. The. She's like, honest. And I don't know if you want to call it the judge, because it's not like she's the judge. She just lay. She just lays down the law. Like, she's the. Like, her opinion. [01:39:46] Speaker A: She. Her opinion is impossible to bottle. It has to come out. So she just says it right away. She has diam out. She saw a picture of your brother and she's like, you look really gay in this picture and was just dying laughing, and it was very funny. [01:40:00] Speaker B: And it's her own. It's like. It's crazy, cuz it's her own son. [01:40:04] Speaker A: Yeah. It's a stream of consciousness that just comes out every single time. [01:40:08] Speaker B: Yeah. I don't know if, like, I get. If I have a pot of that in me. Like, I don't know. Cuz sometimes I do blurt out just random. She basically am not like, I'm not like that. Like, she's. She's much more, like, so much more upfront and, like, straight. No, there is. It's raw cut. [01:40:24] Speaker A: She was basically saying Skyla made up her boyfriend. [01:40:27] Speaker B: Like, she's like, Scott has a fake boyfriend? [01:40:31] Speaker A: Yeah. That's great. [01:40:31] Speaker B: Yeah, I love. I actually think I've been the only one that, like, you've been kind of like, skating. I've been kind of good, bro. I've been kind of chilling, so she'll come for you. [01:40:39] Speaker A: She come for that ass in two. She shoots like. She's like a school shooter, dude. She don't give a. She's spraying. [01:40:45] Speaker B: Time out. Time. Time out. Let's backtrack. My mom and school shootings, they're not the same. All right. [01:40:52] Speaker A: What do you mean, she. I'm saying that she's indiscriminate. It don't matter. What are you talking about? She's indiscriminate. [01:41:00] Speaker B: No, my mom is not. My mom's not a school shooter. She's not a school shoot. [01:41:05] Speaker A: All right. [01:41:05] Speaker B: School shooters and terrible people deserve the burn in hell. My mom. [01:41:09] Speaker A: I'm making an analogy that she's indiscriminate. [01:41:11] Speaker B: I think it's just like a pretty. I just don't know if we should. [01:41:14] Speaker A: She just sprays. [01:41:17] Speaker B: Just whoever's in the. [01:41:19] Speaker A: Who's evers in the limelight. Whatever comes into her mind, she's going to throw it down. I love it. I. I think that. [01:41:26] Speaker B: I love that it's in a family group chat with 20 fucking two people. [01:41:29] Speaker A: I swear to God. In the year of 2025, I think I've seen screenshotted more of her text than any text I've ever screenshotted in. [01:41:36] Speaker B: Like, what, Send it to your friends? [01:41:37] Speaker A: No, just in general. I want to keep them. Hold them. I'm thinking about just like absolutely framing them and giving them people as Christmas gifts. Like, you just got burned. [01:41:46] Speaker B: That would be. That would be good. Or if you did it for her and, like, reframed it for her so, like, she had it. Like, she probably. She's nuts, dude. [01:41:57] Speaker A: Ruthless. He's not so it's like, it's really funny. Like, these people, like, they go on your brother's social media and they like, chirp it. Chirp at him. It's like, you think that's bad? You should see our family fucking group chat. You think that that's bad like that? You're right. Oh, he's got a little dust on his bureau. You think I give a fuck? [01:42:14] Speaker B: I tell people all the time. Whatever rash you think Marco could receive me. Skylar, it's not even close. If you're not in that family group chat and don't listen to my mother. You have no idea what a burn is. Like, my mom, it come. She just straight up. She'll come for the throat, bro. Oh, that's it. Yeah, you'll never see it coming too. It's straight off the hill. [01:42:37] Speaker A: Clean your room. That's the biggest thing you're going to. [01:42:40] Speaker B: Yeah, I'm sure Michael got a lot of. Has gotten a lot. [01:42:43] Speaker A: That's. I said. I told him the one Hunter. [01:42:46] Speaker B: I seen it. I seen it. [01:42:47] Speaker A: Clean your beer. [01:42:48] Speaker B: I seen it. Clean your beer off. [01:42:49] Speaker A: Stop cleaning it now. Let's go. [01:42:51] Speaker B: We need to. On the videos, people like, yo, you got a dirty. [01:42:54] Speaker A: That's what they say. [01:42:54] Speaker B: Yeah, people do. [01:42:56] Speaker A: I will say one thing. [01:42:57] Speaker B: People have nothing. [01:42:58] Speaker A: This is nothing. Like, I do think that. Like, I don't think he gives a. But he probably should just close his closet doors and wipe off his bureau. It's really not that big of a deal. [01:43:06] Speaker B: That's it. That's all you got to do. [01:43:07] Speaker A: It's simple. I mean, you're giving them something now. I know he don't care. [01:43:11] Speaker B: I absolutely say the same thing about myself. When I record from that seat, you can see partially, you can see my couch slash the calendar that's not updated. Yeah, I'm like, if there's clothes on the couch. Because sometimes, obviously, I mean like what we do, you come and throw your laundry on the couch and then you'll figure it out after, right? Fold it up, put it away when you want. I mean, at least when you live on your own, you can do that. It looks, it would, it honestly would look so terrible for a video. You just. It wouldn't look so terrible, but you know what I mean? Like. [01:43:38] Speaker A: Yeah, well, you just. [01:43:39] Speaker B: People like be like, fuck this video. All I'm staring at is this messy. These messy unput clothes on the couch. And then that's where I'm at. And I'm like, okay, yeah. [01:43:48] Speaker A: It's like you're giving them something. Low hanging fruit, I would say. [01:43:51] Speaker B: Low hanging fruit, yeah. Which at the end of the day it's like, oh my God. Like, whoa, you told me to dust my bureau. Like, wow. Oh my God. [01:43:58] Speaker A: It was funny on one of the videos. Like, I think last week he was like legitimately blowing the dust off, like on purpose. Like he started the video like this, blowing the dust off his bureau. It was actually kind of. Yeah. [01:44:08] Speaker B: Or, or you can feed into it. [01:44:10] Speaker A: Feed into. That's what I would do. I think that's fine. [01:44:12] Speaker B: You can lean into it. [01:44:13] Speaker A: I think that he should. If it was me, I would add dust to it. I'd go underneath my bed, sweep it, and I'd be fucking adding dust. Dog, hair, everything on it. [01:44:23] Speaker B: Shit. [01:44:24] Speaker A: Fuck them. Guess what? Comments drive views, right? So fucking dust that shit. I would have so much dust on the thing, be like two inches of dust. [01:44:33] Speaker B: There's so many people that put out, put out content just for like clicks. Like, just for, just for people to just be like, say something again. That's like absurd on the video. That has nothing to do with what the video is about. But it's because it's obviously been presented. That's what they're going to have to say something about. [01:44:49] Speaker A: Have you been noticing these videos with the voice inflection guys, like, they'll, they'll be in there, they'd be like, yeah, like Jordan, love. And they just like, they'll Be talking about it. And they just inflect their voice in weird ways. Like these. These sports guys. You know what I'm talking about? [01:45:02] Speaker B: No, no. [01:45:04] Speaker A: They have this whiny and they voice inflect. I wish I could do the fucking. Or I wish I had a video prep for you guys. But they inflect their voice in a weird way. And everyone's in the videos being like, why are you doing this? Or then there's this other guy. It's called Keto Snacks is his name. He actually gives, like, recipes for Keto. Recipes. [01:45:21] Speaker B: Oh, nice. [01:45:22] Speaker A: But he purposely. He has to do it purposely, which I actually think smart mispronounces words. So he'll call it Proskiuto instead of prosciutto. He'll be like, you put. You wrap the chicken in Proskiuto. [01:45:37] Speaker B: Yeah, that's gonna get people mad. [01:45:39] Speaker A: Yeah, that's. He only does it for, like, the hate. Yeah, I. I think his name's Keto Snacks. So you can, like, look at these. [01:45:45] Speaker B: So he's high. So skirt nuts. He's like, religiously does this. And I swear to God, he does it on purpose. Like, he says, Christian McCafferty. [01:45:56] Speaker A: No, he's definitely doing that. [01:45:58] Speaker B: Michael Strahan. I'm like, why are you pronouncing shit? Like, you have no idea what, like, what's going on? And there's multiple other things that he'll say. Like, and I. Maybe it's me. Maybe it's me because I get pissed off. I can get pissed off very easily. But, like, when I know the intelligence of somebody, like, I know you've heard Michael Strahan's name be pronounced and McCaffrey's name be pronounced multiple times. Are you trying to tell me that you're just some illiterate retard and you just can't comprehend that or what's going on? Well, it's, you know, I mean, like, what? No. What. What's going on? [01:46:36] Speaker A: He's trolling you. And y', all, you're eating right into it. [01:46:41] Speaker B: Okay, you're trolling me. I'm going to fucking literally just rash on you because it's pissing me off. [01:46:47] Speaker A: I think he wins in that situation because your blood pressure is getting up and his isn't. That's coming from. [01:46:52] Speaker B: It looks like an idiot mispronouncing well known names. That's like, if he was like, oh, Obama. Like, nope, Obama. Okay, like, what are we doing? Uh, true. Oomp. Imagine people just started saying that. [01:47:05] Speaker A: Well, now that I know that, that bothers you. I'm probably gonna have to start doing that too. [01:47:10] Speaker B: You just will sound like a goofball. You know what I mean? [01:47:13] Speaker A: Maybe, maybe, maybe not. [01:47:16] Speaker B: But most overrated Franchise. Movie franchise. [01:47:24] Speaker A: Mcu. [01:47:25] Speaker B: You're a loser. You're just saying that to troll me. [01:47:29] Speaker A: No, I'm serious. It's overrated. It's not one of the best. It's a good. [01:47:33] Speaker B: It's comics. Comics and superheroes have been around. [01:47:35] Speaker A: All right, so then you give me yours. [01:47:37] Speaker B: Hunger Games. [01:47:39] Speaker A: But does anybody. I think that's perfectly rated because it's like, no one. No one, like, is like, wow, this is one of the best. [01:47:44] Speaker B: I don't. I. I would disagree. I know you. You're not really on TikTok too much probably anymore, but there was a trend that went around. It's like every nerd has their four top four. And everyone obviously, you know, throws in. [01:47:56] Speaker A: Like, this is because the guy's name was four. [01:48:00] Speaker B: Whose. [01:48:01] Speaker A: Isn't the guy. The. The interest in her is that. Is that Hunger Games? [01:48:04] Speaker B: I have no idea. I've never watched Hunger Games. [01:48:06] Speaker A: Yeah, everyone has their four. Four is the girl, the. The boy that she dates. [01:48:10] Speaker B: Awesome. Great. [01:48:11] Speaker A: That's her friends Peter. And four is the guy. [01:48:13] Speaker B: Peter Forsberg. [01:48:15] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:48:15] Speaker B: Anyways. [01:48:16] Speaker A: Anyways, everyone has their four, so it's like the love interest of whatever her name is. [01:48:21] Speaker B: Al, let me. [01:48:23] Speaker A: Yeah, get. Get your stuff. Get. Get it out. [01:48:25] Speaker B: Every. Everyone has their four. As in, like, everyone has their top four. You know, things that they're, like, nerdy about. [01:48:31] Speaker A: Okay. [01:48:33] Speaker B: I had Deadpool in there. Marvel, obviously Batman. And I picked, like, the Mandalorian, right? So like, Star wars related, but not full Star Wars. People got, like, a little bit more specific. [01:48:46] Speaker A: Okay. [01:48:47] Speaker B: A lot of people throw Game of Thrones in there. An honorable mention for mine. Lord of Rings, you know, I mean, just kind of like teetering like that on a lot of these Hunger Games. Hunger Games. A lot of them. Lot of them with the fucking stupid bird fucking logo, whatever the fuck's going on. That's why I'm trying to say to you, like, I think the fandom for that is far superior than you think. And there's a new one. [01:49:09] Speaker A: There's always there. Okay. So that could drive it a little bit more. And there's a bunch of books so I could see. I. Maybe you're right. I mean, Hunger Games ain't bad, though. I don't mind putting it on and whatever. [01:49:19] Speaker B: I've never. I never will, nor would I. [01:49:22] Speaker A: Well, now you can't, because now you've You've dug a line and the sand, of course. [01:49:25] Speaker B: And when I. My lines. I do not cross my lines. [01:49:30] Speaker A: Most overrated movie franchise. So it has to be multiple movies. Yep. I'll tell you for kids movies, it's how to train a Dragon. I cannot believe. I swear to God. There's probably four of them. I don't even know. And I've. I used to before have to go to it. I fell asleep every single movie. And I'm not even like, I'm not even haters. Some animated movies are really good. Like I. You don't mind watching. [01:49:55] Speaker B: I agree. [01:49:56] Speaker A: How to Train a Dragon. Like, that thing will put you right to sleep. It's actually not a bad movie if you want to just kill yourself. Like, if you feel like killing yourself, go watch how to Train a Dragon. You might fall asleep before you actually commit the deed. [01:50:07] Speaker B: But you actually. It might actually take you away from death. [01:50:11] Speaker A: Might just put you sleeping. That. You know what? Maybe you'll have a new. New look on life. So maybe it's a good thing. That would be my worst animated movie. [01:50:20] Speaker B: You mean most overrated? [01:50:21] Speaker A: Most overrated, yes. I don't know how they made four of them. [01:50:25] Speaker B: I made. [01:50:26] Speaker A: Yeah, there's three or four of them. It's crazy. There's got to be one that I'm not thinking of here. Guardians of the Galaxies is solid. [01:50:41] Speaker B: Al. [01:50:42] Speaker A: They're solid, Al. Batman solid. [01:50:44] Speaker B: I was gonna say. Oh. Remember Overrated. [01:50:48] Speaker A: What? But first of all, some people might feel it's overrated because they don't like. [01:50:53] Speaker B: Feel the Fast and Furious is overrated. [01:50:55] Speaker A: But. But no one takes that like, it's like a great movie. They take it as like, okay, this is perfect. Hangover movies. [01:51:02] Speaker B: Now there's 10 of them. [01:51:04] Speaker A: There should be 50. [01:51:05] Speaker B: There shouldn't be entertainment movies. [01:51:07] Speaker A: Yes. There should be 70. There should be. There should be infinite amount. Like, because it's a perfect. [01:51:14] Speaker B: Like that Mission Impossible. [01:51:15] Speaker A: Like, look, watch, watch these movies. They're great movies. [01:51:18] Speaker B: Those are great. Those are fucking great cinematic movies. [01:51:22] Speaker A: Yes. [01:51:23] Speaker B: I'm so happy. I want to go see the last two or the last one in theaters. It was like unbelievable. It was jaw dropping. It really was jaw dropping. Top Gun to one of the best movies ever watched in theater as well. [01:51:35] Speaker A: Top Gun 1. I don't. [01:51:39] Speaker B: You can't. You can't. You can't technically name it a franchise if there's only two of them. [01:51:42] Speaker A: No, I think you gotta go three, right? You gotta go three. Yeah, you gotta go three. The dude, Harry Potter. I mean, I've watched them. Are they some of the best movies ever? If it's on, I'll watch it. So I'm gonna keep anything that. If it's on, I'll watch it. I'm not gonna call it overrated, because. [01:52:07] Speaker B: I do think if it's overrated, you're gonna just. [01:52:08] Speaker A: It serves an entertainment purpose. So I'm not gonna say Harry Potter. Even though I do think the hype is too high. I do think the hype on these I will say Harry MCU movies is too high. I do think the hype's too high. Like, people shouldn't be, like, getting crazy, dressing up and going to the movie movies. [01:52:27] Speaker B: That's getting people. Okay, Star wars people do that for 100%. Marvel People do that for thousand percent. Harry Potter right there. Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter. [01:52:41] Speaker A: Like, but even, like Halloween movies. Like the Halloween movies people get fucking crazy for. But I like the Halloween series. Like, those are entertainment movies. Usually when you have multiple movies, they're extremely entertaining. [01:52:55] Speaker B: Usually. But there's also, like, a bunch of, like. [01:52:58] Speaker A: Okay, besides how to train a dragon. [01:53:03] Speaker B: That'S got to be the mo. [01:53:04] Speaker A: Okay, I gotta look. I gotta look up a list of biggest movie franchises, and then I'll give you. I'll give you the name. Biggest movie franchises of all time. [01:53:14] Speaker B: Like, has Tron. As Tron made a bunch of movies? I mean, who really gives a fuck about that? People. People. More give a fuck about, like, Hunger Games. [01:53:23] Speaker A: All right, mcu, Star Wars, Harry Potter, Spider Man, Avengers, Sub Franchise, James Bond, Fast and the Furious, Batman, X Men, Jurassic park, slash World. [01:53:34] Speaker B: Okay, if we were to stop right there. Those. None of those are overrated. Not really. None of them. Overrated. You want to bust balls about Marvel, that's fine. None of those are overrated. All Fast and Furious. Could be. There's a lot. [01:53:48] Speaker A: No, yeah, I know what you're saying. No, I would. I would actually agree with what you're saying there. I don't think any of them are overrated. Just too much. Okay, Star Wars. Star Wars. Star wars could be up there. Star Wars. That could be one. [01:54:08] Speaker B: Is it. [01:54:09] Speaker A: They did that. Is it you. [01:54:10] Speaker B: That you haven't watched Star Wars? [01:54:12] Speaker A: I haven't watched all the Star Wars. I've watched, like, one or two of them that could be there. James Bond. Solid series. [01:54:17] Speaker B: Solid series. Solid series, yeah. [01:54:19] Speaker A: X Men's obviously. Great. Fast and Furious. Love it. Keep it on. Keep it on. [01:54:24] Speaker B: But it's good. [01:54:25] Speaker A: It's a lot. [01:54:26] Speaker B: It's good. It's good. [01:54:26] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:54:27] Speaker B: Could have stopped at 6. Could have stopped when Paul Walker died. [01:54:29] Speaker A: No, you can never stop. Don't stop. Oh, I know it. I know it because I just looked at it. [01:54:36] Speaker B: I think I'm about to say Avatar. [01:54:40] Speaker A: It's way too critically acclaimed. They're blue fucking people. The only thing I do like is, like, those Instagram baddies that try to, like, dress in the blue. That ain't bad. I'll take that as an okay. Whatever. [01:54:53] Speaker B: The navi. [01:54:53] Speaker A: Yeah, that is completely overrated. They're too longer movies. They're boring. Can I put it on? Will I watch it if it's on? No, it's not one of those movies. Movies that I'll just keep on. I can understand. Like, it's one of those movies. Like, okay, I watched it once. I'm good to make billions of dollars each time. Like 1.82 billion for each movie. And people saying, this new one that just came out or is supposed to. [01:55:21] Speaker B: Come out is, you know, it just came out. [01:55:23] Speaker A: It just came out. Right. [01:55:24] Speaker B: December 18th. That's when the first trailer was absolutely terrible. [01:55:28] Speaker A: Boring. I would say Avatar. I'm down for Avatar. I think that's a good answer. [01:55:33] Speaker B: Avatar and Hunger Games. [01:55:36] Speaker A: But to be people even like, like, look, we haven't even got, like, we're going to most the biggest ones. So we got the Lord of the Ring series, which includes the Hobbit, which is six movies. We'll take that. Despicable Me. [01:55:50] Speaker B: If those. If those movies are on. If any of the mob or Lord of the Rings movies are on, I can watch them. [01:55:56] Speaker A: Pirates of the Caribbean. They should make another one of those. [01:55:58] Speaker B: No, they I in Al. Leave it. It's great. It's a great franchise. [01:56:02] Speaker A: Unbelievable. Shrek. Not a bad. [01:56:05] Speaker B: Not a bad Saw Again. Animated movie. One of the best animated movies. [01:56:08] Speaker A: Twilight Ass. [01:56:10] Speaker B: That's not a franchise. [01:56:12] Speaker A: There's five movies ass. Twilight's one of them. But guess what? Here's what I will say. [01:56:17] Speaker B: But that is a huge fandom. [01:56:19] Speaker A: Yeah, Twilight wasn't bad, but it's too much of a. It's too much of a love story. We don't need love stories. [01:56:25] Speaker B: No, we need killing. We need death. We need backstabbing. [01:56:29] Speaker A: There's four. You know, there's four Lion King movies. That's kind of crazy. [01:56:34] Speaker B: I don't think you need four Lion King movies to be. Well, timeout. Isn't there really three? But the. The newest one is a recreation. [01:56:41] Speaker A: There's the Lion King in 94. Lion King, one and a half. [01:56:44] Speaker B: Which is nothing Right there. [01:56:46] Speaker A: LION KING In 2019 was. The recreation was like a live action one. Terror. Oh, Faso was 2024. [01:56:53] Speaker B: I didn't even see that. Yeah. [01:56:55] Speaker A: So Hunger Games isn't even on this list of, like, highest grossing. I consider that. What's the. The other one? There's another one. Not Hunger Games. There's one more. [01:57:06] Speaker B: Do you know how many people, when I had the video coming out about the Bad Bunny concert, said, I. I volunteer as tribute. And that was obviously a tip of the cap to Hunger Games? [01:57:16] Speaker A: I have said that once or twice. I do think that that. [01:57:19] Speaker B: So, like, that for me is what sparked it for, like, pissing me the fuck off. [01:57:23] Speaker A: Right? [01:57:24] Speaker B: So this. I. I'm telling you, Hunger Games, most overrated franchise movie franchise. [01:57:30] Speaker A: I still think it's Avatar. So big people like, suck it stick. Suck James Cameron's dick. They do. They suck his dick. [01:57:39] Speaker B: They definitely do. Because I will. I mean, James Cameron has like. I feel like everybody, like, fucking bamboozled with, like, the way that he makes movies. Like, yo, this movie was made like 10 years ago. [01:57:49] Speaker A: Oh, he's using some special camera. That's fucking sky, though. [01:57:53] Speaker B: Yeah, well, like, James, no one cares now. [01:57:56] Speaker A: I've watched the first two and they're okay movies. Like. But don't act like it's one of the best. [01:58:03] Speaker B: I think I've only watched one. I only watched the original one. [01:58:07] Speaker A: No, we did Way of the Water is one of our movies of the week. Back in the day. [01:58:12] Speaker B: I probably. [01:58:13] Speaker A: Probably didn't watch it. You're right. So Predator. Great series. Rocky. Great series. Transformers. I love Transformers. [01:58:26] Speaker B: I can't. You know, you're never really gonna catch flack for me. Was one of them. Is one of them or two of them a little ridiculous? Yes. But the concept of it, unbelievable. Extraterrestrial beings as cars or whatever the. They can. [01:58:41] Speaker A: If you don't take yourself too serious, people won't hold you to a higher standard. James Cameron takes himself too serious. Like, yeah. [01:58:48] Speaker B: With the, like, hey, only these certain cameras can be on my movie set. Yes. Like, all right, dude. [01:58:54] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:58:54] Speaker B: Why don't you grow up? You know what I miss? This is a completely outside. You remember when Rush Hour was coming out? [01:59:00] Speaker A: Love Rush Hour. [01:59:01] Speaker B: That's great series, great franchise. Do. Do you know, like, the beginning of the movie? [01:59:07] Speaker A: Yes. [01:59:07] Speaker B: When it plays like. [01:59:10] Speaker A: Michelle wanted to. [01:59:12] Speaker B: It's just the movies in general. I'm trying. I'm trying to bring you to a. Bring it to it. [01:59:16] Speaker A: Okay. [01:59:17] Speaker B: Whether it's Ladders or it's like the movie Films, you know? [01:59:20] Speaker A: Yes. Lou. Yep. [01:59:22] Speaker B: Do you remember the voice of the guy that used to. That used to do like the trailers? [01:59:29] Speaker A: Well, I think. I think you're asking two different questions. [01:59:31] Speaker B: I might be. [01:59:32] Speaker A: One's an intro to the studio, like touchstone pitches Universal. [01:59:37] Speaker B: Okay. I'm just trying to get you. I'm trying to get you where I'm. Then the voice, it was. [01:59:40] Speaker A: There was a specific trailer guy that did like 95 of all trailers. [01:59:45] Speaker B: Yes. All when we. [01:59:46] Speaker A: I don't remember his name. [01:59:47] Speaker B: All when we were growing up. You know what I'm saying? [01:59:48] Speaker A: It's an unbelievable voice. Yes. [01:59:50] Speaker B: Yes. Yeah, I missed that guy. [01:59:52] Speaker A: He's not around. [01:59:53] Speaker B: Probably not. [01:59:54] Speaker A: He's probably dead. [01:59:55] Speaker B: Yeah, I miss that guy. [01:59:56] Speaker A: We need another guy, you know, trailer guy. You know who they should do use for it? The guy that they found on the side of the road that could sing. Do you know which one I'm talking about? The man with the golden voice. The black dude with the hair. No, come on, dude. It was like 2011, 2012. No, the man with the golden voice. That's what they used to call him. [02:00:13] Speaker B: No, I don't. I don't know what the you're talking about. [02:00:16] Speaker A: I bet you if we just looked up trailer guy. Trailer voice guy. Don LaFontaine. He died in 2008. That makes perfect sense. [02:00:33] Speaker B: Build storage your way. U.S. general only at Harbor Freight. [02:00:38] Speaker A: Don LaFontaine is his name. That makes sense. 2008. There hasn't been and has the power to change that and to spread his voice across the earth, all of mankind. [02:00:50] Speaker B: To hear one man, me, a simple log cabin. No, it's not true. When I was 13 years old, my. [02:01:00] Speaker A: Voice changed in the middle of a sentence. [02:01:02] Speaker B: We'll help you with the dishes. Literally. [02:01:08] Speaker A: Well, it's amazing because for a while I thought, oh, he. [02:01:13] Speaker B: Ever in the movie event 18. Oh, dude, this is him. [02:01:16] Speaker A: Dude. Don LaFontaine. That's what I told you, dude. Dude, the best. He died in 2008. Oh. He was a pedophile, though. [02:01:25] Speaker B: Oh, he was. [02:01:26] Speaker A: No, I made that up. [02:01:27] Speaker B: But damn. [02:01:30] Speaker A: Yeah, I agree with that. [02:01:31] Speaker B: Don Lawn Fontaine, man. What a name. What a name. [02:01:34] Speaker A: Don LaFontaine. [02:01:35] Speaker B: Don Lawn Fontaine. Like, you think. He probably plays like, defense for the Montreal Canadiens. [02:01:42] Speaker A: But no, you will never be able to guess his middle name. [02:01:45] Speaker B: Ron. [02:01:46] Speaker A: Nope. [02:01:46] Speaker B: Okay. [02:01:48] Speaker A: Starts with an L. You'll never get it. [02:01:51] Speaker B: Lawrence. [02:01:52] Speaker A: Nope. [02:01:54] Speaker B: Leroy. [02:01:55] Speaker A: Leroy. I wouldn't expect Dawn Leroy Fontaine to be a name. [02:02:01] Speaker B: Lon Fontaine. [02:02:02] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:02:03] Speaker B: Don Leroy Lon Fontaine. You said Fontaine. Don Leroy Fontaine. [02:02:07] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. Don Donald Leroy Love Fontaine. Wow, look at those teeth. Look at those teeth. [02:02:16] Speaker B: Those are. [02:02:17] Speaker A: Those are some pearly whites. That is what we call big money teeth. [02:02:22] Speaker B: That's big. [02:02:23] Speaker A: That's when you voice every single trailer known to man. You have the voice of a God, dude. [02:02:29] Speaker B: Voice of a God. [02:02:30] Speaker A: He died at 68. Let's see why, how he died. [02:02:32] Speaker B: Probably perks. [02:02:34] Speaker A: Longtime smoker. Had a pe. Died. God bless him. He lived. He lived how he was supposed to live. [02:02:41] Speaker B: He was remembered for sure. That guy narrated every fucking trailer. That was like a big time movie, dude. Yeah, big ma. That was big mama that he was narrating, right? [02:02:50] Speaker A: Yep. [02:02:51] Speaker B: Every movie. Every single movie. That was the Simpsons movie. [02:02:54] Speaker A: I wonder if we can get like a number of how many movies he did. It's got to be in the thousands. [02:02:58] Speaker B: You think so, Don Leroy La Fontaine. [02:03:09] Speaker A: But even, like when people are, like doing that voice now, they try to emulate Don Fontaine that he's the standard. He's the standard. [02:03:17] Speaker B: He's the golden standard. [02:03:18] Speaker A: Shout out Don Lanfontaine. [02:03:20] Speaker B: You know, dude, shout out Don Leroy LaFontaine. [02:03:25] Speaker A: Wish he was back like this podcast, but he's not. We need to find another Dawn Fontaine. I think it's a pretty good episode. I actually don't think it was a good episode. I never think anything's good. [02:03:35] Speaker B: Never. [02:03:36] Speaker A: Hopefully we're back on a schedule. We'll get on a schedule where we're recording more frequently, bang out a day, have a backup day. That's the game plan right now. [02:03:43] Speaker B: Also in the game plan, what should top. They clip this fucking episode up? [02:03:48] Speaker A: Well, we're definitely clipping. I have. [02:03:50] Speaker B: I have to clip up. I have to clip up some stuff. [02:03:53] Speaker A: I don't even care about the clips. We're back. [02:03:55] Speaker B: I do. I care about the clips. We gotta. We gotta spread the wealth. We will be doing. We will definitely have to be doing on our. Both of our ends. We have to. We have to put this back out there. We have to put the marketing back out there. We have to promote that. We actually have this podcast going on. So hopefully, maybe. [02:04:11] Speaker A: How much do you owe to Sheffield Schuffler that you are back today? I feel like he gave you a nice pep talk last night. [02:04:18] Speaker B: I definitely would say that it was. It was nice to hear. It was reassuring because it was because we talked before that call even happened. From. From Philadelphia's. [02:04:32] Speaker A: She's alive. Hello. The pneumonia girl. [02:04:38] Speaker B: What's it called, Dude? Fuck. Anyways, bro, boy, Sheffield Shuffler gave me like an ultimate pep talk. Friday evening, me and Al were already in talks about doing. About making a comeback two days, I think, before that. So it was kind of more of a like a sign or like a reassurance of like, yo, don't let bad brain die. And I was like, you know what? This guy might be on something. He had some very nice, encouraging words. That's my guy, dude. [02:05:05] Speaker A: Do you know what I wanted to do? I wanted to make a clip. But you already put up a post for a story. I just wanted to drop the clip first. I wanted it. I had like a pinata farms one of the Brady and Gronk clip. We ain't go win nowhere. You know that clip? [02:05:24] Speaker B: Put that up. [02:05:25] Speaker A: I want to try to. I have to get the heads and all that, but. Yeah, but you know what I'm talking about. Yeah, that video. AFC championship or the plane or the bus or whatever. We're back. We're back in effect. We'll see how long it lasts. [02:05:42] Speaker B: Hey, this is. Listen, we had a lot to talk about. We'll always have a lot to talk about. We'll find a way and make it interesting. Had a lot of goods. That's some fairly funny stuff. Gotta go back. Like, I black I guys. I black out my blackout. Like, I, I. I could drink a lot and not blackout. I could do a podcast episode in blackout. I have no idea what the we just talked about. All I. And what. The only thing that will stay in my head from this whole episode is the name Don Leroy LaFontaine. That's the only thing that I could tell you, even though we talked football for like, nearly 45 minutes. [02:06:14] Speaker A: DLL. [02:06:15] Speaker B: DLL. [02:06:17] Speaker A: Leroy full of Fontaine DLL. [02:06:20] Speaker B: But I don't know if that's gonna be the title to title to our episode. We could do like a. We could do like a contest eventually who have, like, the people guess like, after they listen to an episode. What? No, that doesn't really make sense. [02:06:33] Speaker A: Have you ever seen those pictures of, like, never put up, like, six or seven random pictures of, like, what you talked about on a podcast? [02:06:40] Speaker B: And they guess that. No, I didn't know that. [02:06:42] Speaker A: You've never seen that. [02:06:43] Speaker B: And then they. [02:06:43] Speaker A: This was like, years ago, like a. [02:06:45] Speaker B: Guess the name of our episode because we always have interesting episode names. But, like, how the could you do that if you never actually listened to the episode before, before we put it out? So, like, that would be the only way that we could do that. If we put up a picture of Don Leroy LaFontaine. No one's gonna know what the fuck he is or who he is. [02:07:03] Speaker A: A million dollar smile, though. [02:07:05] Speaker B: Now they will, though. Million dollar smile. You want to talk about a franchise guy, you lose. You look at that. No one's replaced Don Leroy LaFontaine since. Not even that guy off the fucking street. [02:07:17] Speaker A: Man of voice, you know, you never. Man with a golden voice. [02:07:20] Speaker B: Felt good to be back, though. On the boy booth. [02:07:21] Speaker A: All right, we'll see you next week, you fat sucka. Keep it clean. Per usual. That's the. [02:07:46] Speaker B: It.