Ep. 96 | Voice Memo

[00:00:46] Speaker A: That is pretty sick. [00:00:48] Speaker B: Like, probably not the macho man guy. Like, just because it will cost us money. [00:00:52] Speaker A: But why you getting that crazy over cake? He's not gonna remember. [00:00:56] Speaker B: But it's his first book. It's like, I want. I would. [00:00:58] Speaker C: You did that. But that cake, I want. No, I want that up. That cakes for you. [00:01:03] Speaker A: Yeah, that cakes. [00:01:04] Speaker C: That's a his view. Well, it's nothing to do. [00:01:07] Speaker A: Yeah. Doesn't even know what's going on right now. [00:01:09] Speaker C: You have. Why don't you just get the mods, man? You might as well fucking get it. It's for you. It's your cake. [00:01:14] Speaker B: Yeah. We're gonna probably do a wrestling theme for his first birthday. [00:01:17] Speaker A: Do you want everyone to grow? Do you want everyone to fucking dress up as wrestlers? [00:01:22] Speaker B: You don't think that would be wicked fun? [00:01:23] Speaker C: That is so. [00:01:25] Speaker A: It would probably be fun. [00:01:26] Speaker C: It would be way better. [00:01:27] Speaker A: But it's not a first birthday party. [00:01:29] Speaker C: No, dude. No. [00:01:31] Speaker A: Justin having a party name. [00:01:33] Speaker B: Justin having a party name name one time any of these kids birthday parties was not an adult party where we just get. [00:01:42] Speaker A: I get it, but you gotta put it under the guys at just a regular party. Like, actual birthday party. This is like a legit costume party deemed for rustler for his. [00:01:52] Speaker C: This is literally what e wanted to do for his first birthday coming up in two weeks. Do like a bar crawling in wwe outfits. [00:01:59] Speaker A: Yeah. So basically you should invite e to this thing. Thing. [00:02:01] Speaker C: Yeah. A thousand percent he would come. He would. A thousand percent. Probably dressed up as, like, Rey mysterio. [00:02:08] Speaker B: As long as he brings a present. [00:02:10] Speaker C: That's it. [00:02:11] Speaker B: I think that would be super fun. [00:02:15] Speaker C: I'm glad that you brought that up because that's a great way to kick this off that you literally taking your kids first birthday party. Just throw a wwe birthday party. [00:02:24] Speaker B: Everything is about me, Nico. [00:02:26] Speaker C: It is crazy. He's like. [00:02:29] Speaker A: It's awesome. [00:02:29] Speaker C: Yeah, no, he's just not doing the macho man in the middle of the. [00:02:32] Speaker A: Ring, like, oh, it's my 40th birthday. You know, where we're gonna do a wrestling theme. Oh, cool. Like, that would make more sense. Sounds like their anniversary. I don't know, something. [00:02:42] Speaker C: It's like, well, it's his first birthday. Fucking know what? [00:02:46] Speaker B: The wrestling theme wedding. [00:02:48] Speaker A: That would actually be kind of. [00:02:49] Speaker C: That would be. [00:02:50] Speaker A: That would mean Gene Oakland doing the thing. [00:02:53] Speaker B: That would actually be awesome. [00:02:54] Speaker C: That would be something. Yeah, that would be something to look at as, like, because I just seen someone do a Star wars wedding. [00:03:00] Speaker A: I think that that video would go very viral on our page. But people would be calling you a trash bag. [00:03:05] Speaker B: Yeah, well, I am a trash bag. [00:03:07] Speaker A: For having a wedding. Wwe someone. [00:03:09] Speaker C: Yeah, someone just did the. I think they called the bad batch from Star wars or whatever the fuck it is. I don't know, because of their helmets, but yeah, someone had a wedding like that. The wedding that we went to. Justin, you weren't. You weren't in the church when this happened. But I was late. He walks. They walked in with the halo theme. [00:03:33] Speaker A: I think you have to slide over. [00:03:34] Speaker B: Oh, yes. [00:03:36] Speaker C: They walked in with the halo theme on. I thought that that was kind of wild. [00:03:40] Speaker A: What do you mean? [00:03:41] Speaker B: Like, the halo? [00:03:42] Speaker A: Do they like halo? [00:03:43] Speaker C: I don't. [00:03:44] Speaker B: He loves Halo. [00:03:45] Speaker A: You know for a fact he loves it. [00:03:47] Speaker B: He walked into it on his wedding. [00:03:49] Speaker A: Yeah. I don't know. I know that. I know. You think that's what it was like. [00:03:52] Speaker B: The people in his wedding were, like, his friends from, like, online gaming playing halo. I'm pretty sure. [00:03:59] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:03:59] Speaker A: Are you making this up? [00:04:01] Speaker C: No, because. I know. Because the speed. No, because the speeches. But two of them included gaming at night. [00:04:06] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:04:07] Speaker C: Right. My not bugging a hundred percent now that you just might. You might just help the point. But yeah. So that. That was planned. That was a thousand percent thrown in. Because I'll tell you right now, the Spanish. The Colombian Alex Jaworski, whoever the fucking. [00:04:19] Speaker B: Dj was, he was the Colombian Alex Jawski. [00:04:22] Speaker C: A thousand again, another thousand. 10% doppler gang. I like variant. That is Alex's variant. [00:04:28] Speaker B: Speaking of Alex, he text me. [00:04:32] Speaker A: Speaking. [00:04:32] Speaker B: Of macho man and Alex, he texts me a Roosevelt chart. They have this macho man, like, sick Roosevelt shirt. He goes, oh, text your buddy. See Phil, send me the shirt. I go, absolutely not. [00:04:44] Speaker A: Yeah, just buy it. [00:04:45] Speaker B: That's what I said. I go buy it. He goes, no, just. I'll owe you a favor. I said, pass. [00:04:52] Speaker A: 60. $70. [00:04:53] Speaker B: He can just buy the fucking buy it. Like you like it that much. [00:04:56] Speaker A: He's so disgusting. I was watching a Rick Roode interview, speaking of wrestling, and it kind of ties to the fatuka. Yeah, the fazeca resembles Rick Roode. Like, if Rick Roode, like, took a bunch of estrogen. [00:05:08] Speaker B: Like a. Like a fanboy Rick rude. [00:05:12] Speaker A: A really, really feminine Rick roode. [00:05:14] Speaker B: Yeah. Like, non muscular, wet noodle Rick dyke. [00:05:19] Speaker A: I would call him. Yeah, Rick dyke. If Rick Roode turned to Rick dyke, that would be the far taco. [00:05:24] Speaker B: That makes so much sense. [00:05:25] Speaker A: Yeah. Just, like, lost all muscle mass. Like, he had cancer then turned into. [00:05:29] Speaker B: Was just drinking badge of milk. [00:05:31] Speaker A: Yeah, that would be the fartsucker. [00:05:33] Speaker B: Yeah, but it's like, dude, like, just buy it. [00:05:38] Speaker A: $60. [00:05:39] Speaker B: It's like, it's not gonna break. [00:05:41] Speaker A: He's the cheapest guy I've ever met in my life. [00:05:43] Speaker B: Mm hmm. [00:05:44] Speaker A: It's not even close. [00:05:45] Speaker C: I'll tell you what. Where did I. I don't know where I went in top still. [00:05:49] Speaker B: He's the. He is the most polish jewish person I've ever met. [00:05:54] Speaker C: Oh, I thought I would thousand percent take Alex for being just jewish. Like, just. [00:05:59] Speaker A: I think it's very close. Polish people are jewish? [00:06:02] Speaker C: I think. Yeah. [00:06:04] Speaker A: Are you trying to say that jewish people are cheap? [00:06:06] Speaker C: I mean, that's. Yeah, that's the stereotype, right? That's the stereotype. That's why there's rich. [00:06:10] Speaker B: I gotta say. Speaking of stereotypes, there's just some that are, like, just so on point. You worked at the restaurant for a long time? [00:06:21] Speaker A: Yep. [00:06:22] Speaker C: Don't work there anymore. [00:06:23] Speaker B: Let's say. [00:06:25] Speaker A: Not really. [00:06:25] Speaker B: Let's say you got your clothes at nine. Okay. Just ball pocket, 855. What walks on the door. [00:06:32] Speaker A: It's gonna be an indian person every single day. And it's not gonna be just an indian person. It's gonna be an indian family. [00:06:36] Speaker B: A whole entire 75. [00:06:38] Speaker A: They just eat later. [00:06:39] Speaker B: But it's like, is this something about. [00:06:41] Speaker A: The cycles without fail? [00:06:44] Speaker B: It's always right before you close. Super late every time. [00:06:49] Speaker A: We've been getting out of sports, like, late lately, so we've been going out like 830 sometimes if we want to get something to eat, it's like me and my white ass family with a bunch of indian families all around us, no matter where we go. So it's not just, it's not just in the north end. [00:07:03] Speaker B: And I'm thinking it's like, okay, maybe it's like, we do have, like, a decent vegetarian like options. Like, I get it. But it's like, always right before you close with a ton of people. [00:07:14] Speaker A: If you have an indian fetish, like, if you love indian people, like, you get, like, off on indian people. [00:07:22] Speaker B: Just love them. [00:07:23] Speaker A: Go to Prince pizza at like, 09:00. [00:07:25] Speaker B: Go to any restaurant five to ten minutes before they close. [00:07:29] Speaker A: Yeah. They'll be. [00:07:30] Speaker C: You're. [00:07:30] Speaker B: You're, like, right in there. [00:07:32] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:07:33] Speaker B: In the thick of it. And I don't mean to. It's like, it's an observation that I guess you can call a stereotype, but it's like, no, no. [00:07:40] Speaker A: So that says in a stereotype. This is a fact. [00:07:43] Speaker B: It's a fact. [00:07:44] Speaker A: You could go into any restaurant, there'll be a higher population of indian people in that restaurant right before they. Right before they close. [00:07:50] Speaker B: It's like, without fail. [00:07:51] Speaker A: Yep. [00:07:52] Speaker B: Do you not get that at your place all. [00:07:55] Speaker C: All the time? Like, if there's going to be anybody that's. If there's going to be anybody that's, like, just randomly coming in because there are people. Listen, there are people that come in late in general, like, everybody. But if, like, I. The point of bringing your whole family, that's more than likely gonna be indian. [00:08:12] Speaker B: People right before you call. [00:08:14] Speaker C: Yeah. Cause, I mean, I've definitely have had people that, you know, kitchen closes at 1030. They have a 10:00 reservation or 10, 10, 20 reservation. I'm like, that's cool. That's dope. [00:08:25] Speaker A: What do you do when they come to the door? Do you say anything to them? Do you say, like, hey, the kitchen's closing soon. What do you say? I'll be you. Hey, guys. How many do you have? [00:08:33] Speaker C: Well, you just asked me what I said. Now you are gonna be me. [00:08:36] Speaker A: I'm gonna be you. [00:08:37] Speaker B: You're gonna be the Indian. [00:08:38] Speaker A: I wanted him to do the indian accent. [00:08:39] Speaker C: No, you want me to be the Indian. [00:08:41] Speaker B: Table for two. [00:08:43] Speaker C: Table for 18 people. Like, wait, what? [00:08:46] Speaker A: We are going to split three entrees for 32 people. [00:08:50] Speaker C: That's also a very good point. Lot of splitting going on. I had six. [00:08:55] Speaker A: Six. [00:08:55] Speaker B: Lot of red pepper flakes going on. [00:08:58] Speaker A: They like it spicy, huh? [00:08:59] Speaker C: They love it spicy. [00:09:00] Speaker A: Can you imagine an Indian's toilet like, that late at night? You ever eaten that late? Like, when I eat, like, too late at night, I feel like dogs should. [00:09:07] Speaker B: No, it's bad. I can't. [00:09:09] Speaker A: You think? It's just they're so used to it. Like, they're putting so much pepper, they go, shit. [00:09:12] Speaker B: They eat so late and so much pepper. It's like, they. Do you remember during COVID we used to have the pepper shakers on the tables, right? But during COVID we weren't doing that. We would just bring you peppa flakes. [00:09:26] Speaker A: Yes. [00:09:26] Speaker B: Oh, my God. How many trips you would have to take? Like, four or five trips. Red peppa flakes, red pepper flakes. It's like, why didn't you just get a plate of red peppa flakes and eat that? [00:09:38] Speaker A: I mean, I don't know how this time. Like, could you pitch? If you weren't indian person for one day, you'd be dead. [00:09:43] Speaker B: I wish I was an indian person because my stomach is a piece of shit. So I would have, like, an iron. [00:09:49] Speaker A: You think you'd have like an iron stomach. [00:09:51] Speaker B: So I would. [00:09:51] Speaker A: They can deal with garlic pretty well. I'm just better than Italians, which is crazy. [00:09:55] Speaker B: I think I'm just jealous. I think that's what it is. [00:09:58] Speaker A: They got a great tan. [00:09:59] Speaker B: They have a great tan all year round. Not great tippers, though. [00:10:04] Speaker A: I don't know. I mean, I feel like they're, like, not the worst, not the best. [00:10:09] Speaker B: I don't know. It depends. Some are great. It's just like, it's anybody. [00:10:13] Speaker C: It's anybody. [00:10:14] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:10:14] Speaker C: You could get. You get a normal joe. That's gonna be somebody. [00:10:17] Speaker B: Some people tip just unbelievable. Some people just don't fucking get it. It's like, if you come in with eight people and, like, you're running you ragged and you get a bill for like, two, $300 and you leave like, $5, you're a grade a loser. [00:10:33] Speaker A: You know what I will give about fine indian folk? [00:10:36] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:10:37] Speaker A: They get in and out, though. They don't. [00:10:40] Speaker B: They're not lingers. [00:10:41] Speaker A: They're not lingerers. [00:10:42] Speaker B: They're gonna get their water with no ice. [00:10:44] Speaker A: It is aggravating. But we are open till a certain time. They do walk in early. They do however, they're in and out. [00:10:51] Speaker B: Yeah, I'll agree with that. [00:10:52] Speaker A: If I'm a server, though, I'm fucking pissed every time. Cause you know what's happening. [00:10:57] Speaker B: Well, you've already started your side work. You're closing in five minutes. You haven't gotten a table in maybe 20 minutes. Yeah, it's like, I'm getting out of here. [00:11:03] Speaker A: Everyone's like, yeah, they'll be placed like, oh, they're closing in 30 minutes. We can't even. We can't go there. [00:11:07] Speaker B: No, not a chance. [00:11:08] Speaker A: We'll get take off. [00:11:10] Speaker C: I will not go anywhere just because of working in the restaurant industry. I'm like, nah, they close. Like, even if they close in 30. [00:11:17] Speaker B: Minutes, I'm like, no, yeah, but even at the restaurant, I'm like, every table that comes in at like, 840 and on, I'm like, guys just want to give you a heads up. Kitchen closes in 20 minutes. You just got to order before 09:00. You can take your time eating. Cause they're always, oh, you're gonna kick me out, right at nine. It's the first thing they said. Yeah, no, I would never. [00:11:37] Speaker A: Where have they ever been that someone's just, like, kicking? [00:11:40] Speaker B: Like, you order, you gotta leave. [00:11:42] Speaker A: Like, they've never dined at any restaurant. [00:11:43] Speaker B: It's crazy. [00:11:44] Speaker A: Kitchen close. [00:11:44] Speaker B: It doesn't crazy. I actually lost my virginity to an indian person, like, not feathering the cap off the forehead. I tell you guys that story? [00:11:54] Speaker A: Yeah, wasn't it? Stop and shop? Was at the stop and shop. [00:11:56] Speaker B: I was on break at stop and shop. The girl was like, moving to andover or something. Like, we went to high school together. And I was like, dead joking. We went on lunch break together and we like, we're gonna go meet our friends. We had, like, I was up the street. [00:12:13] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:12:14] Speaker B: We had like, a half hour to kill. She's like, oh, what do you want to do? And I was like, I was dead joking. I go, oh, we could have sex. And she was like, do you have a condom? And I was like, no, but I can go get one. And I drove all the way home to my house, got a car, and my mother's like, what are you doing home? And I was like, why wouldn't you. [00:12:34] Speaker A: Just fucking go get something and stop and shop? [00:12:37] Speaker B: I just. I wasn't. [00:12:38] Speaker A: You drove all the way home? [00:12:40] Speaker B: Listen, it was my virginity. Do you think I know you were jacking of anything? [00:12:43] Speaker A: Did you rub one out beforehand? [00:12:45] Speaker B: No, of course not. I didn't know any of this was happening. I had no clue any. [00:12:49] Speaker A: That's why you went home. You went into the bathroom, breaks over. [00:12:53] Speaker B: Fuck, dude. So then we. I grabbed and I was like, what the hell are you doing here? I was like, oh, I forgot my glasses. Whatever. [00:13:01] Speaker C: I just can't see without my glasses. [00:13:04] Speaker B: And then we drove around, went to, like, some random fucking parking lot. I lasted maybe 14 seconds. [00:13:11] Speaker A: There you go. [00:13:12] Speaker B: She was very disappointed. [00:13:14] Speaker A: What'd she expect? [00:13:15] Speaker B: We got back to stop and shop. I was an hour late for my break, for off my. I was gone for an hour for. [00:13:22] Speaker A: A 14 2nd sex. [00:13:23] Speaker B: I got suspended. [00:13:25] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:13:26] Speaker B: And I quit. That was the day I quit. I didn't care. [00:13:31] Speaker A: You didn't care? [00:13:32] Speaker B: No. [00:13:32] Speaker C: No. [00:13:32] Speaker A: So you even had that post. Post not cleared, and you're like, fuck it. Yeah, I'm out of here. [00:13:36] Speaker B: I'm out of here. I've been pushing carriages and fucking snow Reese's. I'm done with this place. Yeah, so that was my virginity story. [00:13:47] Speaker C: That's a good one. It's a good virgin. [00:13:48] Speaker A: I bet you right now, dude, she's got a family. She probably got a family right now. She's just fucking of like, 855. [00:13:53] Speaker B: She's walking, walking in the restaurant. She's actually married to one of my buddies that I went to high school with. [00:13:58] Speaker C: Oh, really? [00:13:59] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:13:59] Speaker A: Nice. [00:14:00] Speaker C: They got nine kids. [00:14:01] Speaker B: Actually. No kids. [00:14:02] Speaker A: Do you think she tells people like, you lasted 12 seconds. [00:14:05] Speaker B: I hope she does, because I was atrocious. [00:14:07] Speaker A: I mean, it's the first time. [00:14:09] Speaker B: Yeah. I wish I had the same problem now. [00:14:13] Speaker A: Now you can't even. [00:14:14] Speaker B: Although I will say, like, the past couple times, just because, like, I haven't been in the game with her being, like, pregnant, whatever. I've been sign laughing significantly less. Yeah, no, she's probably like this more than 14 seconds, I'll tell you that. But she. Five, six minutes. I'm like. I'm just, um. See you later. [00:14:36] Speaker A: It's a good session. Five, six minutes. [00:14:37] Speaker B: That's it. That's all you need. [00:14:39] Speaker A: That's all you need. 40 minutes is ridiculous. No, I'm like, you're bound to, like, pull a muscle. [00:14:43] Speaker C: It's a downfield sprint. I would say that that's the fucking. People actually do that. [00:14:48] Speaker B: Literally, water breaks in the middle. I'm like, I need some water. [00:14:51] Speaker C: I'm like, me too. [00:14:52] Speaker B: I do that racing. [00:14:53] Speaker C: Especially since I live in a fucking apartment that's similar to a camp in Poland or wherever they were fucking held. Germany, like, back in the day. [00:15:02] Speaker A: You think? Auschwitz. It's hot. [00:15:04] Speaker C: Yeah, I was gonna say my pie. I always say my apartment's like Auschwitz. I always refer to that. But that's probably. Yeah, we probably shouldn't do that. [00:15:11] Speaker A: But you can't make jokes. [00:15:13] Speaker C: We can't make references. Jokes of maybe where people were tortured. [00:15:20] Speaker B: Can we just talk about for a second how much I just loathe the state of Massachusetts specifically because of the roads? [00:15:28] Speaker C: Loathe? You loathe it? [00:15:30] Speaker B: I loathe it. [00:15:30] Speaker A: He hates the roads. And these people making a crazy amount of money. You work for, like, the fucking mass dot, dude. [00:15:37] Speaker B: They're making stupid money. [00:15:38] Speaker A: Not only that, making so much fucking Massachusetts. [00:15:41] Speaker B: I don't know if anybody is realized in their checks there's another state tax that you've recently gotten your paychecks probably, what, in the last year and a half? So I don't know if anybody's noticed this, but now there's two states that you pay, so why are we not fixing any roads? [00:16:00] Speaker A: You don't think they're fixing any roads? Because we were driving through Boston the other day. [00:16:03] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. [00:16:04] Speaker A: And my wife looked at me in the dead Sarah's face, and she goes, all this construction in Boston, are they ever going to be done? [00:16:11] Speaker B: No, they're never gonna be done. [00:16:12] Speaker A: I'm like, done? Like, why would they ever be done? Yeah, there's always something to build, always. [00:16:18] Speaker C: Something to fix, always something that. [00:16:20] Speaker A: Talk to her. She thinks there's too much construction going. [00:16:22] Speaker C: Yeah, I think it's retired. I think at times this is. This is like when. This is when construction. That's the shitty thing about the summer, I think around here it's like, yeah, the road work can't be done for about, like, four to five months out of the year. So days of the free fucking jam. [00:16:40] Speaker B: It all is killed by plows, and then just gets grace. All you see is, do you think. [00:16:47] Speaker A: It'S gonna get better? Since the environments change and we're not getting as much snow? [00:16:51] Speaker B: I think it'll be easier for them to do later work, maybe you would think, dude, they were doing what that gets. [00:16:59] Speaker C: Just remember, they were doing work on my street. For how long? Maybe you're picking me up every morning, but, like, there'd be, like, a fucking detour. Like, almost every time you came. [00:17:08] Speaker A: Would you rather have it just completely go to shit or there'd be construction. I'd rather have construction. [00:17:12] Speaker C: I'm cool. I'm cool with construct. I'm cool with construction. I'm totally cool with construction as long as, like, everything that you have set up around the construction is, like, easy and, like, it all moves. It doesn't back shit up. Like, I'm good. Like, I have no problem with that because there ain't nothing worse than fucking. You know what they're doing right now? They're doing over that whole road near Elm. Elm street bakery. [00:17:37] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. [00:17:37] Speaker C: They're doing the whole thing. All of it. All right now it's all, like, all the greats are raised. [00:17:42] Speaker A: Do you have pizza bagels late lately? Elm? [00:17:44] Speaker C: No, I haven't could. No, I haven't gotten. [00:17:47] Speaker B: I can't go to the tobin to get to work. [00:17:50] Speaker C: Yeah, bro, there's a crazy ass fucking, um. There's a crazy ass. What's it called? [00:17:55] Speaker B: Pothole. [00:17:56] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah. [00:17:56] Speaker B: And so this is a great segue that you mentioned that I'm leaving work on Saturday, head into your house, drop all the shit off. I annihilated that pothole. Annihilated it, yeah. [00:18:12] Speaker C: Oh, you're talking about coming. Just so we know, you're talking. Leaving. [00:18:16] Speaker B: Leaving. [00:18:17] Speaker C: I go over, I leave by the casino. [00:18:20] Speaker B: So you go straight. [00:18:21] Speaker C: I leave by. I will know. I go the other way. I go near Mike's. [00:18:23] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:18:24] Speaker C: I go by Boston that way. Yeah. Obviously living over there. [00:18:27] Speaker B: But when I go in, I'm taking the left to get back on. No, toba. Oh, there's a massive pothole. [00:18:34] Speaker A: Oh, so you're talking Charlestown Bridge. You're over the Charlestown Bridge. You take a left at the station. [00:18:39] Speaker C: Where I go straight. [00:18:40] Speaker A: He goes left in the middle. [00:18:41] Speaker B: Get on. [00:18:42] Speaker A: So how fast were you going? You couldn't have been going that fast. [00:18:44] Speaker B: That's what I'm saying. I wasn't. [00:18:47] Speaker C: It'll catch you back. [00:18:47] Speaker B: It's a big pothole. [00:18:49] Speaker C: Well, you also have a car that, like, you want. You can't really afford to hit potholes. Your car is not forgiving. [00:18:54] Speaker B: So I get here. I have run flat tires. So I have no clue. I have flatdeen. I drive all the way here. I hang out for maybe, like, an hour and a half. I get back in my car. It tells me all the pressure. My tire is gone in my right tire. I exploded it. Now the shop is closed on Sundays. I can't take it Monday. Rolls around. I bring it. Drop Sabrina off? No, I didn't drop her off. She takes me to. She was off, went to work, came home. Takes me to work now. On the way to work, obviously, she's my ride. Smashes the same pothole. She's got a flat now. So we're o for two in my household for this. [00:19:41] Speaker A: Did you warn her at all about this? [00:19:43] Speaker B: We talked about it. I told her to go in the other lane. [00:19:47] Speaker A: Oh, that's bad. [00:19:48] Speaker B: We're in the other lane now. How bad were you still here? Oh, my God. [00:19:51] Speaker A: Now you got no car. [00:19:53] Speaker B: It just, like. [00:19:56] Speaker A: Did you just want to, like, murder her in that moment? [00:19:59] Speaker B: Not even. Cause it really. It's like, it wasn't anybody's fault. It's like, it's the state's fault. Now I'm out. Luckily, she had a spear and warranty. I didn't. So my tire was $311 for one tire. [00:20:16] Speaker A: It's so stupid. It's really, like, so dumb to tie. [00:20:19] Speaker B: Shouldn't there be a system in Massachusetts if it's like. [00:20:23] Speaker A: I know. What are we paying our excise taxes? [00:20:26] Speaker B: This is my point for now. You have two. Not only you pay excise tax, we're paying two different state taxes. So three Massachusetts taxes. Why? If I smash a pothole, am I not getting fucking reimbursed for it? Makes no sense. Only if there's an injury caused, you're up to. You can get up to. I've done my research on it. Up to $5,000 if you hit a pothole and get injured. [00:20:52] Speaker A: I could picture someone getting injured. Some of these potholes. [00:20:55] Speaker B: Oh, a hundred percent. [00:20:56] Speaker C: Oh, God. [00:20:56] Speaker B: I have PTSD now. I'm in. I'm injured emotionally. Give me my 5000. [00:21:01] Speaker A: We were golfing the other day and I hit like a little crack on the road and I smashed my nuts so hard. [00:21:06] Speaker B: It's the worst. [00:21:07] Speaker A: Nico was in the car. I smashed my nuts so fucking hard. I feel like I couldn't walk. [00:21:14] Speaker C: I almost jammed my. Rachel. [00:21:16] Speaker A: Yeah, it's like. And that's on a fucking golf cot. [00:21:18] Speaker C: We just went over a tree van. [00:21:21] Speaker A: 7 miles an hour. [00:21:22] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:21:22] Speaker A: You're going at least probably 30 miles an hour. [00:21:25] Speaker C: 35, 40. Yeah, for sure. [00:21:27] Speaker B: Like, to get at least one round then before the season with all of us. [00:21:31] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:21:32] Speaker A: Why did you come to the. [00:21:33] Speaker C: Oh, I had work was Father's day, you fucking scumbag. I don't think. [00:21:39] Speaker A: No, he wasn't built. [00:21:40] Speaker C: No, somebody, somebody was. [00:21:42] Speaker A: You think, Justin? [00:21:42] Speaker C: I actually think somebody, somebody was. [00:21:45] Speaker B: Would have finished. [00:21:46] Speaker C: Somebody was vouching for you saying you would have finished. I think somebody was vouching for you saying that you were. Oh, Alex. Yes. That's what it was. Because there was only a select of us. Al was saying that I. He thinks that you would have pushed through. And Alex was like, there's no way Jay Bones would have finished this. [00:22:02] Speaker A: You just would have complained for. [00:22:03] Speaker B: I built like a, like a retard. So I complain about things that are much smaller than that. Then when something like that is happening, I'll just dig through it. [00:22:15] Speaker C: That's why, like, that's like my dad. Like, my dad just. Bill Ford. Just go, Uncle Mike just built for. Just going. [00:22:23] Speaker B: I think it would have been funner for me because I think it would have even the playing field of the bad conditions and I think it would have just been more fun. [00:22:30] Speaker C: Oh, easy. Oh, yeah, easy. Blame game. You just like, yo, it's fine. Well, I will. I will say, like, at. Dude, at a certain point, it's like whole 13 at that point, like, we're on the back end, dude. My hands are becoming, like, waterlogged. I don't have, like the my, you know, Mark, al, my dad, they all have the weather resistant gloves. Yeah, I'm like, don't have those. And I'm trying to swing a golf club with rubber grips. [00:22:57] Speaker B: Shit's just like, oh, I would have been. I would have been wearing sneak is. [00:23:01] Speaker A: Oh, you would have been so wet. [00:23:02] Speaker B: I would have been so, so wet. [00:23:05] Speaker A: The real big disappointment is Merc, because he fancies himself as a golfer. [00:23:08] Speaker B: Like a pro. [00:23:09] Speaker A: He's got all the equipment. He's got everything you could ever need, this kid, because he just spends money like water when it comes to his equipment. He buys, like, new sets of clubs, like, every other day. [00:23:19] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:23:19] Speaker A: And he didn't even last nine holes. That's so, like, that's. That's bad. Like, someone that doesn't golf, like Justin, you would understand. Okay. He wants to leave, fine. He's not prepared for it. [00:23:30] Speaker C: Yeah, I would like bubba. Bubba, you get. Bubba gets a pass. [00:23:35] Speaker A: Yeah, bubba. [00:23:35] Speaker C: I feel like Bubba's done two. Two world tours. [00:23:38] Speaker B: Even if I wanted to leave, I would have driven with you anyways. [00:23:42] Speaker A: I know. [00:23:43] Speaker B: So there was no leaving. [00:23:45] Speaker A: Mark just stayed at the bar, though. So he would have been the. That would have been the. [00:23:49] Speaker B: Yeah, the move. But I would have. I would have stayed just because that's. I think it would have been. [00:23:54] Speaker C: I like being out there. Cause at least, like you wrote, experience. [00:23:57] Speaker B: Football in the rain. I always like weather games. [00:24:00] Speaker A: You gotta get together. [00:24:02] Speaker C: That's a good. That's a good point. Like, when we were kids and it would start to rain and, like, everybody was at one house playing football, I was like, oh, let's get it. [00:24:10] Speaker B: It's wedding. [00:24:10] Speaker C: Let's fucking get it going. [00:24:11] Speaker B: That always brought a ton of joy to me. [00:24:14] Speaker C: I remember I organized, like, we used to call it the frozen bowl in high school. Yeah, we played down. We couldn't find a field. Cause everything wasn't plowed. But for some reason, the snow was melting on the new fields over at St. Mary's. And the lights were on till ten, and it was sick. Played, like, from, you know, left field to, like, center field desk. It was like Miami playing on that field, like back in the day. Yeah, yeah. So you get like a strip of the strip of the dirt. But it was awesome. Like, underneath the lights, see the snow coming down. I love that shit. I'm all for that shit. [00:24:49] Speaker B: Like, 20. Still playing full blown tackle. [00:24:52] Speaker C: You got a listen at one point, a chance. At one point. [00:24:56] Speaker B: I mean, so Motley a chance. [00:24:58] Speaker A: I was doing the Thanksgiving flag football and I'd still be fucking so sore. [00:25:02] Speaker C: Oh, my God. That was so fun, though. That's good times. I used to do the same thing. Thanksgiving classic. We had that, like, awesome would do. [00:25:11] Speaker B: I think that should. We should bring that back now that we got the kids. [00:25:15] Speaker A: It would be awesome. But Nico has all our flags. Yeah, Nico has my whole flag set and I've never returned it. So we know that one of his friends has it. [00:25:23] Speaker B: He doesn't even know where it is. Yeah, where is it? [00:25:25] Speaker C: To my apartment, to my closet. [00:25:27] Speaker A: And he has my bow flex dumbbells that he has to return. Yeah. [00:25:31] Speaker C: Whenever. Yeah, whenever you want. Whenever you want the bow flex dumbbells. You want your Xbox back? I took out of your room, too. [00:25:37] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:25:38] Speaker C: Did you. [00:25:38] Speaker B: I want my hockey six that you cut. Did you ever take. I'm sorry. Did you ever make the steak members month? I gave you the Panasone. [00:25:45] Speaker C: Yeah, I made a steak. [00:25:46] Speaker B: Why have you not made the video yet? [00:25:49] Speaker C: Because it didn't come out good. [00:25:51] Speaker B: Yeah, but that's the point. [00:25:52] Speaker C: I know, but, like, just give me a second. [00:25:54] Speaker B: I mean, Gordon Ramsay, we. [00:25:57] Speaker C: No, no, I agree with you. [00:25:58] Speaker B: I don't know want that. [00:26:00] Speaker C: Yeah, no, I. I get it. But, like, I fucked up. Like, in the sense, like, I started cooking the steak and I didn't have my. Like, I just thought I was hungry, so I just started trying to make the food. Yeah, I was like, fuck, bro. I was supposed to record this, and I was, like, already halfway through it, and then I had a shit, and then I burned myself steak. [00:26:19] Speaker B: Speaking of videos, I'm ready to hear all these gripes that you got. What gripes from the video? That you were talking mad shit. [00:26:27] Speaker A: I didn't talk shit about it. [00:26:28] Speaker C: He did not. I will say he, in fact, did not talk. [00:26:32] Speaker B: He wanted to talk shit. Saving it. [00:26:34] Speaker C: His first words. His first words to me weren't that he was talking. [00:26:37] Speaker A: I think it's okay. I think. [00:26:39] Speaker B: Read the exact text message. [00:26:40] Speaker A: Read it just to put up food. [00:26:45] Speaker C: Review narrator videos in the north. [00:26:50] Speaker B: Let's see. I mean, how far away was this fucking thing feel like it was? I don't know where it is. Nico, do you have it? [00:27:09] Speaker C: I have. Where the fuck is my text messages with this kid? [00:27:20] Speaker B: Well, it's between. It's the group chat with all of us, basically. [00:27:24] Speaker A: Niko gave him credit. He liked the video. And I said, there's several reasons why. [00:27:28] Speaker B: I don't like why I don't like it. And I said, what are they? And you were like, okay, here it is. Very good video. But this is Niko. Very good video. Bones. Only thing I'd add is a price. People like to know if the sub. The size of your arm. I like how much it is. They definitely. They deaf to obeying steak and cheese. Al said, I hate this video for several reasons. We'll discuss it on Friday. So, I mean, talking mad shit and saying you hate it for several reasons, I think it's the same thing. [00:28:00] Speaker C: Well, I hate it because. Give him credit. That chicken palm video is unreal. [00:28:06] Speaker A: I was trying to get Nico to see what his honest feelings were. I didn't think he actually liked the video. That's what I was doing there. [00:28:15] Speaker C: Second of all, my bad. Well, I guess I think that for. [00:28:20] Speaker A: Someone that shits on the mark, man, for doing food videos, you doing a food video seems hypocritical. So that's number one, I don't shit. [00:28:28] Speaker B: On for doing food videos. [00:28:30] Speaker A: Number two, you walked down the wrong side of. [00:28:33] Speaker B: I know. Didn't I say that? [00:28:35] Speaker A: You could have just turned around aboard. [00:28:37] Speaker B: I was already into a point of no return. [00:28:39] Speaker A: No, you weren't. You were. [00:28:40] Speaker B: I was looking for you. [00:28:41] Speaker C: I was confused. [00:28:42] Speaker A: So he worked. He walks down the wrong side of the road, which is. [00:28:44] Speaker B: Was aggravating, if you listen to what I say. [00:28:47] Speaker C: Where is Dinos? [00:28:49] Speaker A: What do you mean? Something right across from bulbas, if you. [00:28:52] Speaker B: Listen to what I say. [00:28:53] Speaker A: So he's walking up Salem towards the cross, right? [00:28:56] Speaker C: And it's right to his left. [00:28:57] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. [00:28:59] Speaker C: Right. [00:28:59] Speaker A: No, no, he's walking from, if you will, walk up. [00:29:03] Speaker B: I film that leaving with the sub in my hand already. He felt I didn't plan on filming until I was already in the restaurant. And I was like, maybe I'll just film. [00:29:14] Speaker C: Oh, okay. It's democracy. I get. [00:29:17] Speaker B: Yeah, but if you let. If you listen to the video. And I was like, I started off with that video, me walking, and I was like, it's a beautiful day in the north end, and I'm gonna grab. [00:29:28] Speaker C: A sandwich before I think I might. [00:29:30] Speaker A: I just think it's funny because multiple times, even on this podcast, you said there's too many food reviewers, and I become. [00:29:38] Speaker B: I shit on Marco for doing pizza reviews. [00:29:42] Speaker A: There's plenty of people who do chicken bomb reviews, sub reviews. [00:29:45] Speaker B: I just did a sandwich review. That's what I got. [00:29:47] Speaker A: Are you gonna be the sandwich guy? [00:29:49] Speaker B: I'm just. What? I'm planning on doing whatever I'm eating. [00:29:53] Speaker A: Okay. [00:29:53] Speaker B: It doesn't matter what I. Whatever I'm eating. [00:29:55] Speaker A: So now, the other thing that I didn't like, I didn't like that you're eating a chicken pop sub in. In the restaurant with you, with your stuff on in the north end. It's. It's considered. I would say it's considered rude to. [00:30:07] Speaker B: Be like, I didn't give him a bad review. [00:30:10] Speaker A: It doesn't matter. I didn't give them an actual review. Number one. [00:30:14] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. [00:30:14] Speaker A: Because if you're. [00:30:14] Speaker B: But I would have if I didn't like it. I told you. [00:30:17] Speaker A: That's my point. My point is, is that fucking look good. [00:30:20] Speaker C: The bread looks so chose. So chewy and so bread is really good. [00:30:24] Speaker A: You can't give an actual review that's pop baked frozen bread. Just to let you know. You can't. You can't give an actual review with that. With that. In a la familia. In la familia. With the la familia shirt on. [00:30:37] Speaker B: Could you see it? [00:30:38] Speaker A: I thought, no, you could see it 100%. Everyone and their mother knew where you were. So you get. You're putting yourself into a pickle there, I would say. [00:30:46] Speaker B: Speaking of reviews, did you. [00:30:47] Speaker A: Because I don't back anything this kid says in terms of reviews. Not a thing. [00:30:52] Speaker B: Did you see? [00:30:53] Speaker A: I can't believe you ordered a chicken palm sub from dinos. [00:30:55] Speaker B: Well, I usually get the steak and cheese. I love the steak and cheese there. I just wanted to try it to see. [00:31:00] Speaker C: I really was looking forward to seeing the steak and cheese there. [00:31:02] Speaker A: That would have been, like, the normal thing. [00:31:04] Speaker B: Well, the steak and cheese is so good, I needed to see if they had another hit in their back pocket. [00:31:10] Speaker C: I know, I. [00:31:11] Speaker A: Cheese is good. When they put enough cheese, you always get extra cheese. [00:31:18] Speaker B: I got chips and I got a drink. Was $25. [00:31:21] Speaker A: Yeah, well, I guess that's just right. [00:31:23] Speaker C: You know what? I can. I can kind of. [00:31:26] Speaker A: If you're gonna get a chicken palm sub and you're on the street. [00:31:29] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:31:30] Speaker A: There's one place you should go to, and it's directly across the street from. [00:31:33] Speaker C: Yeah, right. [00:31:33] Speaker A: You should be going to Monica's if you want. [00:31:36] Speaker B: I was going to Monica's, and they had a massive line. [00:31:39] Speaker A: I wonder why. [00:31:39] Speaker C: Yeah, usually that's a good tell. That's a good tell when there's a large line. [00:31:46] Speaker B: Yeah, they makes an incredible. [00:31:49] Speaker C: When I lived on Hanover Street, I was pounding. I was, like, just going there, just grabbing cutlets. So just give me. Give me, like, six cutlets. Put him in a thing. And. [00:32:00] Speaker A: Yeah, I really don't want, like, the manager of that. People think he runs the place, going to other places and reviewing them in our clothes. [00:32:07] Speaker B: Nobody knows I'm the manager. [00:32:08] Speaker A: They know. People know. People know. [00:32:11] Speaker B: You tell. [00:32:12] Speaker A: Do you tell everyone you're the owner? [00:32:14] Speaker B: No, I don't. [00:32:15] Speaker A: People come up to me, they go, I met the owner over there. Oh, yeah? Which one? [00:32:20] Speaker C: People say it to me all the time at Wicked. They're like, oh, you the owner? And I, like, I don't know why, but, like, not get offended, but I immediately get like, whoa, relax. No, because I don't want people being like, I don't want someone, like, walking out saying, like, all the owners crate or whatever. That kid you know that, man. Just like, great. Like, no, no, no. I'm just a server that cares about my job. That's it. That's all. That's what I say. I'm like, that's all. [00:32:41] Speaker B: I'm just the manager that cares about mine. [00:32:44] Speaker A: That's all I'm saying. I'm saying, I would have kid, wait. If you ate that in the fucking alley without the shirt showing, I wouldn't have cared as much. But that. And you're walking the wrong way. You just look like you have no clue what you're doing. [00:32:57] Speaker B: Did you like that? The vecchio thing at the beginning? [00:33:00] Speaker A: Yes. [00:33:00] Speaker C: Keep doing. Keep doing them. [00:33:02] Speaker A: Yeah, keep doing them. [00:33:03] Speaker C: Just. [00:33:06] Speaker A: I really wish I had, like, I gotta start time stamping certain things when people say, like, things about things. Like, so he made a hard stance. That marco doesn't make good reviews. He doesn't do. He does stupid, shitty food reviews. Sits in his car review. What's the difference? [00:33:22] Speaker C: Yo? [00:33:23] Speaker B: I like that he did pizza. [00:33:25] Speaker C: I will say. [00:33:25] Speaker B: That's what I always. [00:33:26] Speaker C: What I've also seen about from a lot of food people. Like, I feel like more than half are doing them in the car. They all do them sitting in a seat. [00:33:35] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:33:35] Speaker C: Like, half will do them right there. Right inside the other. [00:33:38] Speaker A: It's all that on the planet right. [00:33:41] Speaker B: Now is Dave Porter. [00:33:43] Speaker C: I'm gonna say that. That. That killed the long nose and the flowy hair. The kids in New York. [00:33:48] Speaker A: No, he's actually not bad. It's the only one that I would actually trust. Their food review right now on the fucking face of the planet, because you get negative comments in it, and you get positive comments in it is. What are you eating today, sir? He's the only one that does it correctly. He goes in there, videotapes on the thing. You see the full mail, and he gives positive and negative stuff. I think he's less bought than most of the other people. [00:34:14] Speaker C: Yeah, I would say that. I'd say that Mike does. Mike does a good job of showing you both sides. Like, wherever. Wherever you're going. That's what I mean. Like, you know, met, like, what the menu looks like, price, you know, service, how it tastes like. How'd it come out? Did it come out cold? Like, would it have been good if it was Potter and stuff like that? I think he gives a. He does a pretty just job at, like, giving a full transparency on something. [00:34:35] Speaker A: It's what breaking into the food review space. Got to be hot. [00:34:38] Speaker C: What review? [00:34:39] Speaker A: What you gotta put. [00:34:40] Speaker B: But I don't do the narration stuff. Just for that. I did one for the aquarium too. So it's just like, when I get it, whatever. I feel like whatever I'm doing event. [00:34:52] Speaker A: Is the luffy may shoot to the side and it's separated. [00:34:57] Speaker C: What if he was to put tape over it? [00:35:00] Speaker A: Like, tape be funny. Like, if he just put his thing over and just said, like, run forest on it or something, if that's what you're asking. [00:35:07] Speaker C: Oh, just. No, just, like, sticker out the, like. You know how people do it? Like, when they come to the podium and they can't have, like, a certain logo on? [00:35:13] Speaker A: That's what I'm saying. Yeah. [00:35:14] Speaker C: They just got covered up. Get some black masks. [00:35:16] Speaker B: That's what I think I'm gonna do. I'm gonna start. I'm gonna change the channel to the La Familia lunch. Hey, guys. La familia. I'm gonna go get a sub up the street and then eat it in La Familia. [00:35:30] Speaker C: Now I don't know what. And now I don't know what to get when I go into work today, if I go in a little early, if I eat a sandwich, I get dino's, a monitor. [00:35:39] Speaker A: The thing is, don't go to dinos. [00:35:40] Speaker B: It's hard to do anything in the north end because it's mostly italian food. And it's like you work in an italian restaurant. Like, I'm not normally. [00:35:50] Speaker C: I love Polly's. [00:35:51] Speaker B: Polly's is good. [00:35:52] Speaker C: I love Polly's. I think Paulie's makes. I think Paulie's a solid lunch spot. [00:35:58] Speaker B: I like their bread. They make a really good cold sandwich. [00:36:02] Speaker C: Their burgers. Like, you guys know me. I jerk off to cheeseburgers. [00:36:07] Speaker B: I like golden bananas. Has pretty decent sandwich too. [00:36:11] Speaker A: I've never had them. [00:36:12] Speaker C: I've never really had. I've just had cold cuts. [00:36:14] Speaker B: And I walked in there on a Sunday once, and I. [00:36:16] Speaker A: If you want to get a nice cold cut sandwich, go to Sally. Sally Amaria over on Richmond. Okay, maybe it's. Is it Richmond? I think it's Richmond. It's right next to rich. [00:36:27] Speaker B: What? [00:36:29] Speaker A: Go in there. They slice the cold cuts. [00:36:31] Speaker C: Rich what? [00:36:32] Speaker A: The best right there. It's perfect. [00:36:34] Speaker C: Richmond. [00:36:35] Speaker A: You like? It's on ciabatta. It's good. [00:36:37] Speaker B: I went into bowling bananas once, right? It was a Sunday. I walk in, he's like, oh, hey, bud, what are you having? I was like, oh, I'm thinking about getting a sandwich. He goes, all right, look at the board. What kind of sandwich you want? I'm like, let me get you know, roast beef, cheese, lettuce. He goes, I don't have any bread. I go, why did you ask me what kind of sandwich I want? He goes, I don't know. It was just habit. I go, all right, have a good day. [00:37:07] Speaker A: So they do run out of bread quick. [00:37:08] Speaker B: Well, some days they don't do miss. They don't get any. [00:37:13] Speaker A: I've been there before. I think I went once to go get one and they were out of bread too. [00:37:17] Speaker C: One. One thing that I do like about like going bananas though, it's like when I order a turkey and cheese with mayo and like, just on regular white bread, I just want you to know, like, they use the exact, like, it's like, get me. It's like basically me ordering someone in my kitchen to make me a sandwich. [00:37:36] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:37:36] Speaker C: Because that's the exact bread I use. Hardy. I used to buy hardy white pepper tron bread. That's what I buy. And that's. [00:37:43] Speaker A: So you are like the whitest person I know. You. [00:37:46] Speaker B: And he's the whitest Puerto Rican. [00:37:47] Speaker A: You two are so fucking white. [00:37:49] Speaker C: Like I. Oh my. White. [00:37:51] Speaker A: Because you eat turkey and cheese on white bread and you're happy. So what, like that's. You like that's your favorite sandwich in the world? [00:37:59] Speaker C: Fucking talk to my dad. [00:38:02] Speaker A: No. Yeah. Prosciutto. What is this? Is it prosciutto? Lettuce, tomato, mayonnaise. [00:38:06] Speaker B: Yeah. What do you get on your prosciutto? [00:38:09] Speaker C: I get on my prosciutto. I don't get lettuce, tomatoes and all. [00:38:12] Speaker A: Ridiculous. [00:38:13] Speaker C: I got a turkey and cheese with mayo and added prosciutto in it. [00:38:16] Speaker B: Oh yeah. [00:38:17] Speaker A: Prosciutto, turkey, lettuce, mayonnaise. [00:38:19] Speaker C: It was gas. That's good, bro. What's that bad? [00:38:23] Speaker B: That's atrocious. [00:38:25] Speaker A: Prosciutto. [00:38:25] Speaker C: Not a cold cut. [00:38:27] Speaker B: Yeah, but it's not that. [00:38:28] Speaker A: I think the only way you can eat turkey like that legitimately and say it's your favorite is if it's a turkey club. Because at least you get a BLT mayonnaise. Stacked. [00:38:35] Speaker C: That is such a fucking blah sandwich though, bro. [00:38:38] Speaker A: Oh, it's. You'll get turkey and cheese regular. [00:38:40] Speaker B: Who makes pepper? [00:38:41] Speaker A: It's white. [00:38:42] Speaker B: The best with cheese sub you'll ever have reverhaus of pizza. [00:38:48] Speaker C: I can't stand people that make turkey and cheeses cuz they feel that it's more necessary to put more turkey than ever cheese. It's been like that everywhere. Everywhere and anywhere. They always. It must be because cheese costs more. Obviously. It has to be that because now that I always get less, it's always extra. [00:39:07] Speaker A: No, it's just more meat. [00:39:09] Speaker C: If there's six fucking slices of turkey, seven slice turkey to four slices of cheese. [00:39:14] Speaker A: So you make. [00:39:15] Speaker C: When you. [00:39:15] Speaker A: You make a turkey and cheese sandwich, you go two and two. [00:39:18] Speaker C: I go three and two. Ready? Three cheese, cheese, cheese, turkey, turkey, cheese. [00:39:24] Speaker B: I do two and three. I'll do. [00:39:27] Speaker A: I cannot believe that you guys make a sandwich at your house and only put two pieces of meat on it. [00:39:35] Speaker B: No, I do two. Two cheese, three meats on. [00:39:38] Speaker C: What are you fucking talking. [00:39:39] Speaker B: Listen, here's the way I sandwich a funny line. [00:39:42] Speaker C: I'll send you a Sunday. [00:39:43] Speaker A: No, you're nothing. [00:39:45] Speaker C: Yes, I am. [00:39:46] Speaker A: Yes. Shit. [00:39:48] Speaker B: Fucking the way I make a sandwich, it's like, I'll do flat piece of cheese on one side of the bread on the other. [00:39:56] Speaker A: Glad some bread are we talking about? [00:39:58] Speaker B: Like, I'm saying, like a bulky roll. I'm not talking even crazy. [00:40:03] Speaker C: Dude, you know what, dude? [00:40:05] Speaker A: Fucking. What do you. [00:40:07] Speaker C: Bread, what do you eat? What do you eat? Come on and let's go, sandwich guy. [00:40:11] Speaker B: Let me just finish my thing. [00:40:12] Speaker A: I always make myself my coal cuts flat. [00:40:16] Speaker B: I drape them so they're fluffy and stand. [00:40:19] Speaker A: I know what you mean. Yeah. [00:40:20] Speaker B: So when all you need is three and you're getting this. It's this much cold cut. When you do that. [00:40:25] Speaker A: Not really, but I know what you're saying. Presentation. [00:40:29] Speaker C: Yeah, but one thing's one thing, one thing's another. It's the same fucking thing. [00:40:33] Speaker B: Yeah, but it's like, if you slice it. [00:40:35] Speaker C: If he puts three slice of turkey, I put three slice turkey. I don't give a fuck what you do with the turkey. Drape it. [00:40:40] Speaker A: Fucking not sure. Because then you're saying, no presentation matters how you. How you prepare something. [00:40:45] Speaker C: Yeah, but you always. [00:40:46] Speaker B: Three flat pieces in your house. You're getting no volume to the sandwich. [00:40:50] Speaker A: Guys. Two slices of turkey is absurd. [00:40:53] Speaker B: Like, that's why I do three. [00:40:55] Speaker A: Yeah, you have to be like three to five of meat to two to three of cheese. [00:41:00] Speaker C: Nah, you're losing. [00:41:01] Speaker A: I don't care about three slices of cheese. I'm fine with that. But you have to be like six meat. You would be double the meat than cheese. Yes. [00:41:07] Speaker C: No, I'm thicker. It's so weighs. Not all the time. [00:41:12] Speaker A: Always is. [00:41:12] Speaker C: No, it's not. [00:41:13] Speaker A: Then you go in the wrong place. [00:41:14] Speaker C: Yeah, I guess I am. [00:41:16] Speaker A: You remind me of someone that goes to the fucking. To the convenience store. 711 gets those Hillshire farm fucking packs. You fuck. Peel them open that's what you do. [00:41:26] Speaker C: You know what's so funny? I would never, ever in my life, ever eat cold cuts like that. [00:41:31] Speaker B: Have you ever had a gas station sandwich? [00:41:32] Speaker C: Nope. I have. [00:41:37] Speaker B: Wow. Is incredible. I would get a wow tattoo. [00:41:40] Speaker A: Well, Pete sheets and wawa. Unbelievable. [00:41:43] Speaker B: I lived off when I lived in Florida. I've had everything on their menu, even their meatball subs. Didn't Philadelphia, go birds. [00:41:51] Speaker A: Go birds. [00:41:52] Speaker B: Wawa's incredible shuttle chef. If I could fuck Wawa, I would. [00:41:56] Speaker A: I was just as good. [00:41:57] Speaker C: I went to wow. [00:41:58] Speaker B: It's really good. [00:41:59] Speaker C: Oh, it's a while. I think I went to a wawa. Florida. Pretty amazing. Wow. Looks like a place that you could probably order a sandwich from. [00:42:08] Speaker A: Gas stations. They think of these fucking shitty mobiles. We. [00:42:11] Speaker C: I think a shitty on. I think in other parts of the. [00:42:15] Speaker A: Country, dude, what's the difference if. What's the difference? Legitimately right now, the kowloon, right? I know. Kowloon doesn't have great food, right? Let's say the Kowloon had a gas station out front. What's the difference? They still have a kitchen. They're still making their shit. What's the difference? Let's say new deal. [00:42:28] Speaker C: Put a fucking on. And sand. Yeah. No, I'm not gonna get the correlation between that. I don't understand what you said. [00:42:33] Speaker A: My point is, is they have a building, they have a kitchen. They're making the food. What is it? What do you care? That on the side they sell gas. [00:42:39] Speaker B: There's no difference if it's clean in there. Except they have extra revenue. That's the only difference. [00:42:44] Speaker A: That's my point. They have more land, extra revenue. That's all. [00:42:47] Speaker B: And they'll have better options for chips and snacks and shit. For you, for your sandwich. [00:42:53] Speaker A: A hundred percent, a thousand percent, because we're actually gonna get that. You go to fucking another place. Let's say you go to subway, they got, like, three different chips. They got fucking lays. Reduced fat. [00:43:02] Speaker B: But not even, like, just sandwiches. Wow. I has, like, they'll do, like, fresh cut fruit that they'll put out like, good fruit. Not like shitty fucking a. Like, pickle in a pouch. [00:43:14] Speaker A: So we got this new chain coming. I don't know how big it's gonna get up here, but it's in the south shore now. It's called a town, I think. A town plus or something. [00:43:22] Speaker C: Okay. [00:43:22] Speaker A: It might not even be a town. I could be wrong about the name of it. I think I'm completely wrong on the name. But this is chain of gas stations that's doing the fresh cut fruit sandwiches, all that shit. They're down the celt. It's some guy that ran some fucking thing. And now he's doing the gas station, so he's trying to bring like a wawa up this way. [00:43:41] Speaker B: Okay. Which is so smart, I just can't. [00:43:43] Speaker A: Think of the name. It's definitely not a town. A town. Plus the shitty fucking gas stations. [00:43:47] Speaker B: Well, we live in a world that is everything is on the go and fast. Especially around here. How many people you drive seeing just eating their food in the car on the way to work. [00:43:56] Speaker A: I'm probably gonna have to leave this podcast because I have to go do a delivery and I'm probably gonna just jam fucking McDonald's down my throat 100%. [00:44:02] Speaker C: What's your, what are you gonna order? [00:44:04] Speaker A: My, my standard order. I get it every single time. [00:44:07] Speaker C: Okay. [00:44:08] Speaker A: It's probably gonna go, okay. It's definitely gonna be a ten piece chicken nugget meal. I always do that. Sweet and sour sauce, large soda, odds, diet Coke. Then I get usually two cheeseburgers, regular cheeseburgers and an extra Diet Coke. [00:44:23] Speaker C: The cheeseburgers come with everything on them. [00:44:25] Speaker A: Everything on them. Cause I'm not a fucking pussy, okay? [00:44:29] Speaker C: So time out. So two, two cheeseburgers, everything on them. A ten piece chicken nugget mill. [00:44:34] Speaker A: Sometimes if I don't feel like talking, I'll say, hey, I want a number seven large with a Diet Coke and a number seven, a number five large with a Diet Coke. I'll get the two meals and then I'll just throw away the extra fry. [00:44:44] Speaker C: Really? [00:44:44] Speaker A: Yeah, if I just feel like, you know what, fuck these homeless people. I got it like that. I'll throw that fry right in the ground, right in front of a homeless guy. [00:44:54] Speaker B: So I would usually, I usually do like just a flex on. Give me the quarter pound of meal. Yeah, just a single quarter pound. I don't need a double. I'm also gonna get a McChicken and a McDouble. And if I'm really feeling fat, that's a large, by the way, on my. I want a large fry lodge drink. [00:45:11] Speaker A: Yeah, you gotta. [00:45:12] Speaker B: If I'm really feeling fat, I'll throw a nugget in there too. And they do it. Saucy nuggets. Now. [00:45:19] Speaker A: No, isn't that in Wendy's? Saucy nugs. That's Wendy's. [00:45:23] Speaker C: Wendy's has incredible chicken nuggets. [00:45:26] Speaker A: They do a buffalo nugs, dude. [00:45:27] Speaker C: Now I just am like I'm. [00:45:29] Speaker B: That is Wendy's. [00:45:29] Speaker C: I'm, I'm contoso when it comes to the buffalo, but I like it. I'm sorry to get to it. [00:45:36] Speaker B: I'm a barbecue guy for sure. Give me the barbecue for sure. James river on anything that chicken fingers. [00:45:43] Speaker A: Up, though, like, legitimately. That brings me back to childhood. Yeah, that chicken finger three way. [00:45:47] Speaker C: That was chicken finger three ways. Those are good. [00:45:51] Speaker A: You know what I think would be wicked gas? A steak and cheese three way. [00:45:56] Speaker C: I'd be wondering, what are you. What are you dancing on that? [00:45:59] Speaker A: I'm dancing. [00:45:59] Speaker C: Mayo cheese, obviously, right. Is already included. [00:46:02] Speaker B: Three way what? Mayo, barbecue sauce and cheese on a. Well, there's already cheese. [00:46:07] Speaker C: You should try. I know, I know, I know. [00:46:09] Speaker B: Just adding mayo. [00:46:11] Speaker C: We'll call to call two way. A two way steak and cheese. [00:46:14] Speaker B: No, it's still a three way. [00:46:15] Speaker C: You're right, because technically that third component. [00:46:17] Speaker B: You can get a steak bomb or just a steak. You're adding cheese. [00:46:20] Speaker C: Speaking of which, had my first steak and cheese ag roll. That wasn't a wicked craft steak and cheese egg roll. Extremely good. From Glenn's. [00:46:28] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, Glenn's all the dude. [00:46:30] Speaker C: Glenn's is just. [00:46:31] Speaker B: I think I might go to Glenn's on the way back. [00:46:35] Speaker A: Someone described as a working man's beef. To me, it's what it is. It's a north to north dad beef. [00:46:41] Speaker B: Blue collar beef. [00:46:42] Speaker C: So good. [00:46:44] Speaker B: I'll take call of beef all day. [00:46:46] Speaker A: If your daughter brought that home, you wouldn't. You'd be like, okay, you can marry this thing. [00:46:49] Speaker B: Hundred. [00:46:50] Speaker A: That's. That's a blue collar. [00:46:51] Speaker B: Give me a blue collar beef all day. [00:46:53] Speaker C: It was so good. It was so good. It was a soup of beef. It was so good. [00:46:58] Speaker A: Eat the whole fucking a soup of beef. And then being absolutely shocked. Shocked and dismayed that it came on an onion. [00:47:05] Speaker C: What do you mean shocked you? [00:47:06] Speaker A: He opened up. [00:47:07] Speaker C: He's like, no, cuz I fucking roll. I was just two weeks ago with my buddy and I literally just. I read it and it says it in parentheses with onion roll. And I was like, hey, man, is there any way I can get that on a sesame roll? He's like, absolutely. So I just forgot to ask. [00:47:27] Speaker B: You didn't ask. [00:47:28] Speaker C: That's all. [00:47:29] Speaker B: I'm not mad at yourself. [00:47:31] Speaker C: That's all. Was he that I'm a retarded and mad at other people? That's not close. Yeah, it was the other way. [00:47:37] Speaker B: He does like to do that. [00:47:40] Speaker C: How long is that? I will say I destroyed Glenn's bathroom. [00:47:43] Speaker A: Oh, he fucking dominated. I could smell it coming under the door. That's already stunk up my car. You know, like, shut the fuck up, bro. [00:47:50] Speaker C: Know it's your car. Your car smells like ass. [00:47:54] Speaker A: Smell like. [00:47:54] Speaker B: No, it's lingering. [00:47:56] Speaker C: No, you know what's lingering? You know what's lingering? There's someone dead in that car. There's someone dead in that vehicle over there, chopped up. It smells horrid. And now all the more he's got fucking football equipment. You should get one of those stands. Why don't you get one of those stands? What stands? Like a fighting. You know, like, they look like a fighting dummy, but really it's just like a pole cutout. And you hang the pads on everything. They have it for hockey. You should probably invest in one for back. [00:48:23] Speaker A: I got to do something, dude. [00:48:24] Speaker C: Yeah, you do. Because that was pretty. [00:48:27] Speaker A: I'm gonna take a picture of my back seat. Looks like I got rid of all the baseball stuff and I got all these football fucking dummies that I'm bringing a practice and shit. It is so packed in there. [00:48:40] Speaker B: Does he want to do hockey? No, not even. Can you skate? [00:48:44] Speaker A: No, he can't really skate. [00:48:45] Speaker C: Well, ask. Ask Father Al if he put him on a milk cut at one point or try to get some skates on him. Get him going. [00:48:52] Speaker A: Yes. He's been skating public skating before. Several times. [00:48:55] Speaker C: How many times out? That's thing. If you have to fully ten. [00:48:59] Speaker B: You gotta commit. [00:49:00] Speaker A: Yeah, no, it was just not an IRA. [00:49:03] Speaker B: Hockey. Very expensive. [00:49:05] Speaker C: On top of the most expensive sport to play. [00:49:07] Speaker B: It's crazy. [00:49:08] Speaker A: Pretty expensive. You guys just don't realize it. [00:49:11] Speaker B: Well, it's expensive when you're buying. [00:49:13] Speaker C: No, like, it's not. It is. It definitely is. [00:49:16] Speaker A: I spent three to 5000 every single year. [00:49:19] Speaker C: High quality club. You also take care. [00:49:22] Speaker B: Glove. All you need is a glove, a bat and cleats. [00:49:26] Speaker A: I bought them maybe three different bats. This. [00:49:28] Speaker B: Yeah, but that's you need to do. [00:49:29] Speaker C: You cannot say, yeah, that does not account into the fact. [00:49:33] Speaker A: Actually just got him another bad. [00:49:34] Speaker C: You got him another bad. Outside of that worstick bat. [00:49:36] Speaker B: Are you reselling the bats? [00:49:38] Speaker A: I. Yeah, I'm trying. [00:49:39] Speaker C: I trying to get rid of some ZBA, Facebook marketplace. [00:49:43] Speaker A: Yeah, they got this hype fire bat. Dude, have you seen these hype fire bats? Hype fire bats? No. [00:49:49] Speaker C: You have to show me a picture of it. Probably. Yes. [00:49:51] Speaker A: Okay, so these hype fire bats, right? They're illegal? They've been illegal and all the stuff. [00:49:55] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:49:55] Speaker A: So they're not allowed in our league. Yeah, because they're a bigger barrel. They're a two and three quarter inch barrel. That's not allowed. Two and five eight is what's allowed it. Like the Little League World Series and shit. [00:50:04] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:50:05] Speaker A: So these bats were not allowed. But the pop on these motherfuckers, dude, like, they were actually eliminating them from AAU. Like a. You couldn't even use it in tournaments. That's how crazy this bad is. [00:50:16] Speaker C: Too hot. Can you use. [00:50:17] Speaker A: It's too fucking hot. The bat, right. This hype fight bat. [00:50:20] Speaker B: And a bad day just released this week. [00:50:22] Speaker A: A USA certified one. [00:50:25] Speaker B: Really? So the barrel. Small, although. [00:50:30] Speaker A: Barrel. Yeah. But it has to be. [00:50:32] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:50:32] Speaker A: You know what I mean? It's supposed to be the hottest thing out there. So I was watching the Little League World Series. The bats all over there that Easton must have dropped it off. Every single kid was using this bat. Every single kid was using this hype fire USA bat. [00:50:46] Speaker B: That's dope. [00:50:48] Speaker A: So it's like. I know. And the things, they look like they were bunting and they were like, hitting the fence. Yeah, it was insane. [00:50:53] Speaker C: I was always under the impression that little league baseball bats were juiced. It didn't make any sense. It did. Kids would look like they flail at the ball and the balls in the right center gap. I'm like, I just think they have a bigger. [00:51:07] Speaker A: I think they have a big, like a sweet spot where, like a wooden bat. [00:51:10] Speaker C: No, they. They got like a. You probably have like a five inch gap, six inch gap where like a. [00:51:16] Speaker A: Wooden bat is two and a half inches. [00:51:18] Speaker B: Wooden bats suck unless you hit that perfect sweet spot. Makes a great sound. [00:51:23] Speaker A: Great sound. [00:51:24] Speaker C: You can hurt your hands a lot. You get jammed or if you hit it off the end, that shit's gonna hurt bad. [00:51:28] Speaker B: But if you hit that like, perfect spot. What a sound that makes. [00:51:34] Speaker C: It's not bad. [00:51:36] Speaker B: Do you guys want to talk about. I know we're kind of on a time crunch, just. [00:51:40] Speaker C: No, we're doing good. We did a good job rifting. We got. We got up until probably, I'd say like 1230. We're at 1146 right now. I got a couple things that we got that we can keep going to. Ray gun. Alright? [00:51:54] Speaker B: Gun. [00:51:54] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:51:55] Speaker A: My girl Ray. Oh, my. Is it Rachael Ray? Is her name Rachel Ray? I pretty sure her name is Rachel Ray. [00:52:02] Speaker C: Rachel raised that chef. [00:52:04] Speaker A: Yep. Pictures chef lady, but australian. And she's a breakdancer. This is what this girl's name is. You know, the breakdance girl that's went crazy? [00:52:12] Speaker C: Yeah, she's like humping the ground. [00:52:14] Speaker A: The worst breakdancer on the planet. Here could be a better break dancer. [00:52:18] Speaker B: Than we should have been in the Olympics. [00:52:20] Speaker A: Yes. Well, apparently it's come out that now she. Her and her husband started the. The oversight committee for breakdancing in Australia. [00:52:32] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:52:34] Speaker A: Just so she could get the nomination to go because you have to get. Yeah. To get that Olympic bid. You have to go through an oversight committee. [00:52:41] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:52:42] Speaker A: Her and her husband started that oversight committee. Her husband was the judge. And they would just basically block in every good fucking break. [00:52:49] Speaker B: How do they even, like, allow that? [00:52:52] Speaker A: No idea. No. We don't know. In the head of the Olympics in Australia is under heat. Everyone's under fucking heat right now. I fucking love this move. [00:53:00] Speaker B: You can't even win a Guinness book, a world record, without having, like. [00:53:08] Speaker A: I know. [00:53:08] Speaker B: You know what I'm saying? [00:53:09] Speaker A: It's a lot of this move. I say that this girl is a winner. [00:53:14] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:53:15] Speaker A: Not that she's good at it, but she. She had drive, effort, means, and she pulled it all off. [00:53:21] Speaker C: And now. And now break dancing will never be back in the Olympics because of that. [00:53:27] Speaker A: In it before. I think it's only been in there, like, that's it. [00:53:30] Speaker C: It was a one and done. [00:53:31] Speaker A: Yeah, that was the one of the. [00:53:32] Speaker C: Things I will, like, be honest. That would have been probably something that's, like, right down my alley to watch. I watch it for 2 seconds. I said, what the fuck am I watching? [00:53:41] Speaker A: It's bad. [00:53:42] Speaker C: I said, this is. I've watched, like, the Red Bull dance competitions, though. [00:53:46] Speaker B: They should have. [00:53:47] Speaker C: Those are crazy. [00:53:49] Speaker A: Walkies don't have a goal. [00:53:50] Speaker B: This is my point. [00:53:51] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:53:52] Speaker B: They should have did it as a group thing. Like how they might have, like, they might have, but everything I seen was. [00:53:58] Speaker C: Just the one v one on that circle. [00:54:01] Speaker B: Yeah. So they should have did it like jabba walkies team style. Save the last dance style. [00:54:07] Speaker A: I. Someone should have been there with a hose. [00:54:09] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:54:09] Speaker A: Holds the fucking. [00:54:14] Speaker C: Moose. [00:54:14] Speaker A: Yes. [00:54:16] Speaker C: Moose is the king of the water scene. [00:54:17] Speaker B: Yeah. You got to be doing that. It's got to be like that. Team style. [00:54:21] Speaker C: Those Paul, those things. [00:54:24] Speaker B: Why are you not doing that for break dancing? [00:54:27] Speaker A: I know. I think that I want a ray gun shirt. I just love this girl. I love that she went to every means necessary to fucking just. [00:54:34] Speaker C: I just can't believe she's legitimately gonna be viral. [00:54:36] Speaker B: She should run for president in Australia. Did you see the video I sent Jeff Hardy dancing before going to save his brother Matt? And it was just the hottie boys music and then her doing the dance. [00:54:52] Speaker A: No, I didn't see that. [00:54:53] Speaker B: Oh, I sent that to you the other day? The other day. So funny. I gotta see if I can find it. Just to fuckin no, I mean, you. [00:55:04] Speaker A: Got memes coming out. [00:55:05] Speaker B: Some kind of fucking weirdo. [00:55:08] Speaker A: They actually paused one, and she's like this. And then they paused a kangaroo. They had like a kangaroo next to her. And it was like the same exact pose she did. [00:55:16] Speaker B: This is. It says Jeff. Jeff Hardy's Jeff Hardy before he saves his brother. It's just her. [00:55:27] Speaker A: And it's essentially Jeff Hardy. [00:55:30] Speaker B: Yeah. That's so funny. [00:55:31] Speaker A: I just love that these two fucking retards, like, dead serious guarantee because the. The husband's actually a coach for dancing and her coach. I could just picture them up in their fucking room and they're fucking flat with, like, hangar kangaroos outside the window. Probably smearing vegemite on their fucking. Their shitty ass. Vegemite on their fucking host. What's veg being like? How are we gonna get into the olympics? It's like their stupid, shitty spread. It's like Nutella, but for, like. But gross. [00:55:58] Speaker C: But doesn't vegemite. [00:55:59] Speaker A: It's like they're Nutella, but it's gross. [00:56:04] Speaker C: It bugs, I think. [00:56:05] Speaker A: I think it is. [00:56:06] Speaker B: It might be bugs. [00:56:07] Speaker A: I don't know. I think it's like, gross people. [00:56:10] Speaker C: Seriously. It's not like everyone adapt of what. What we're doing, but, like, other countries do some gross ass shit. [00:56:17] Speaker B: You see what they live with. They fucking fuck them. Spiders the size of your head transition. [00:56:23] Speaker C: Off a ray gun. Not going to be. So she's all done. It's one and done, though. [00:56:29] Speaker A: 15 minutes of fame. She's probably going to get a couple hundred thousand followers. Then she'll parlay that into sponsor deals. God bless her. [00:56:35] Speaker B: Yeah, she's winning. [00:56:36] Speaker C: So recently just came back from suspension. Jared Duran, very well known Boston Red Sox all Star MVP. Guy who shot his guy. Guy who shot a shot at my sister, and my sister denied him. She blew it. He was suspended for, obviously a homophobic slur that we all are very familiar with. [00:56:58] Speaker B: What do you say? [00:56:59] Speaker C: Yep. That was a good bait. But I guess I don't probably don't want to say it that. [00:57:04] Speaker A: I mean, Justin says it all the time on this podcast. [00:57:06] Speaker C: I know, but at least we bleep it out. [00:57:07] Speaker A: But we didn't bleep it out that he said it 35 times in a row. [00:57:15] Speaker C: So I guess jersey sales skyrocketed. [00:57:18] Speaker A: Yes. [00:57:19] Speaker B: I have a gay brother in law. [00:57:21] Speaker C: I'm not. [00:57:22] Speaker A: I got a gay best friend. Does that count? [00:57:24] Speaker B: Yes, it does. You have a gay best friend. [00:57:26] Speaker C: I'm not. [00:57:27] Speaker B: And you know what's funny is, like. [00:57:29] Speaker C: I'm not surprised at all. [00:57:30] Speaker A: We don't know Marco or Nico could come out as gay. [00:57:32] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:57:33] Speaker A: So either one of them too. [00:57:34] Speaker B: So my money's on Marco with all the shirtless picks. He's almost hit that over on the. I'm sorry to cut you off. [00:57:40] Speaker C: No, no, I just was bringing. I was just bringing it scene quick. [00:57:43] Speaker B: Did you see Maz came out and said that the Red Sox need to trade him in the offseason. [00:57:49] Speaker A: Maz just shut his fucking mouth, dude. Because my Maz has gone kicked off the radio several times for saying fucking derogatory shit. [00:57:55] Speaker C: Yeah, I'm pretty sure that guy, his, like, one of his lifelong dreams was to work for the Red Sox and, like, call games, and that lasted not even a full year. Think that he actually got pulled because. [00:58:06] Speaker A: People don't realize that Maz is essentially. And I said this to Nico on the ride up to Patriots practice, which we went to. We should touch on that a little bit after. [00:58:13] Speaker C: Yep. [00:58:16] Speaker A: Maz is the bagel boss guy from, you know, that little midget guy that got mad because the girls were calling him small in the bagel show. [00:58:22] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:58:23] Speaker A: That's Maz. They look exactly the same. I've never seen those two people in a room together. [00:58:27] Speaker B: That's so funny. [00:58:28] Speaker C: That was good. And when I looked it up, I. [00:58:29] Speaker A: Was like, they've never been in a room together. Maz and the big boss guy, the same exact people, the same guy. They got short man syndrome. Mass should shut his fucking mouth. Because if that was the case, if they were holding Duran to that same standard, he should be fucking calling games in fucking Idaho. That's what he should be doing. We should trade his fucking assent. Him all made a black call. [00:58:50] Speaker C: Made a black no no say, I remember. Listen. I remember listening to it on the radio when he said it robbed in the parking lot. [00:58:59] Speaker B: Didn't he say, I'm probably gonna get robbed in the pack a lot? [00:59:02] Speaker C: Said something. Something about getting. Probably about getting robbed. Something about, okay, this is what it was. [00:59:08] Speaker A: Felga was off location. Felga was filming. There was black guys behind him. And. And Maz, I'm pretty sure, said a fel, go. Watch out. You might get robbed. Something like that. [00:59:19] Speaker B: And off camera. Yes, like it. But they still caught it. Now him alive. [00:59:24] Speaker A: If Maz is gonna sit here and say, he's never said that word, and I'm not saying he said it to a gay person before. He's definitely said that to one of his friends before. Every single person on the planet has. I agree with the fact that that word. I've never once used that for a gay person. [00:59:38] Speaker B: Never. [00:59:38] Speaker C: So he was suspended without pay for the remainder of the week for his racially insensitive karma. Made on the air. [00:59:44] Speaker A: Yeah, it was about the robin. [00:59:47] Speaker C: I want to see what it. What it was, though, that he said. [00:59:52] Speaker B: Yeah, so basically, they can't. [00:59:54] Speaker C: Oh. Felga was broadcasting from a show public business center in New Orleans. Two men sat behind Felgar. At least one of them, who was black Maserati then said, they can't hear us. Right. Okay. So I would be careful if I were you, because the last time you around, a couple of guys like that, they stole your car. [01:00:13] Speaker A: Yeah, so. [01:00:16] Speaker C: So, yeah. [01:00:19] Speaker B: Idiot. [01:00:19] Speaker A: Go. [01:00:20] Speaker B: He's obviously a scum. [01:00:21] Speaker C: He's obviously also fucking. Yeah. He also has something deep down there that's just like the old school in them. But still, you can't be making comments like that. [01:00:29] Speaker B: No. [01:00:30] Speaker C: Towards saying that they should trade the guy. Well, listen, okay, we've all used the word. Everyone used the word, all right? It's, like, not a fucking secret at all. Kids slipped up. Like Marcos, like Marco was saying, should you have done any company uniform to somebody that's. That's come to your work event, essentially, right? If you want to look at it like that, probably not. No. Bad luck. Two games, slap on the wrist. All right, see you later. And New Jersey sales now at an all time MLB high. [01:00:58] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:00:58] Speaker C: Skyrocketed. Skyrocket. [01:01:01] Speaker B: I mean, you are in Boston, so it's. [01:01:03] Speaker C: I probably go to stand ovation. Last night. He just came back last night doing his thing. Whatever, dude. The guy was fucking heckling him. He turned around, called the guy, if you know. [01:01:11] Speaker A: Do you know how many times like that? I'm gonna be honest. That's usually, like, if I'm getting into a fight with somebody, that's usually the first thing I'll say. [01:01:21] Speaker B: Did you watch the new Joe Rogan special? [01:01:23] Speaker C: No, I don't watch Joe Rogan. Not by choice, but, like, I just don't. [01:01:27] Speaker A: It says it perfectly. Yeah, his joke. I don't know. Did he repeat it on this one? [01:01:31] Speaker B: Yes. [01:01:32] Speaker A: Okay. What did he say? [01:01:33] Speaker B: Well, I don't know if he repeated it, but he touched on, like. They're just using words with your mouth. [01:01:38] Speaker A: Yeah, just. [01:01:39] Speaker B: You're making sounds with your mouth. Was it that? [01:01:43] Speaker A: No, I was thinking about, like, he has this thing that he says it perfectly. He's like, listen, I've never once called gay people that word. But I'll text my friends, happy birthday, faggot. [01:01:52] Speaker B: Yeah. Hundred percent. [01:01:54] Speaker A: Like, you take. She text your straight friends that, like, no, you're not gonna be saying that to a gay person. [01:01:59] Speaker B: Never. [01:02:00] Speaker A: It's the same. It's. I guess it's a way to say it's lame. [01:02:03] Speaker B: It's like. But you're kidnapping words. It's like, what are we doing? We're just making mouth noises. [01:02:09] Speaker C: I think. I think that it's definitely a little. Definitely a little overlooked. Definitely a sensitive place. [01:02:15] Speaker A: Here's what I do say I am. I think he should have got suspended 100%. Because if Justin did that in our work, he would get suspended if I did it. [01:02:23] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah. [01:02:24] Speaker A: It's like, it's still, they're still in a league. They're still wearing a red Sox shirt, they're still playing for the MLB. [01:02:30] Speaker B: And you got a hot mic on. [01:02:31] Speaker A: And, you know, in front of 30, 40,000 people. It's different than like, so people in their fucking little keyboard warriors that are like, he shouldn't get suspended. Freedom of speech. No, no use. There's still consequences to what happens. Right. Especially at a work related, at a work related function. [01:02:47] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:02:48] Speaker A: You, him sitting around and think, telling his friend, hey, go get me another beer. And then he drops that word. That's a different story. [01:02:54] Speaker C: If he's even in. If he's in the clubhouse. Yes. Right. Like, it's a different story. You can't do it while you're on the job to people that are coming up that have no, you can't, can't do it. [01:03:05] Speaker B: Absolutely. [01:03:07] Speaker A: There's no reason why she was ridiculous. [01:03:11] Speaker C: I will say someone, someone had to write that up. It was fucking ridiculous. He was like, you know that vocab, that words gonna be lost out of my vocabulary. Like that type of stuff I don't like because, like, that's just not being truthful to yourself. One, I clearly some typed it up. [01:03:28] Speaker B: And that's, yeah, just be honest. The guy got under my skin. [01:03:30] Speaker C: Yeah, that's it. Just somebody that literally has a mantra of like, fuck him. That's like his thing is fuck him. Right. [01:03:38] Speaker A: I think that anybody, well, especially when you're in that fight, you any, you could say anything in the world, it's like you're just, you're gonna say the meanest thing possible to that person. You know, it just sucks. He did it on national tv. [01:03:54] Speaker B: Like, can't be doing that on national tv. [01:03:56] Speaker A: I don't consider it a slur though. Me, I don't consider that a slur towards a gay person, but I guess it is what it is. [01:04:03] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:04:04] Speaker A: Well, the gay intent doesn't even think they care. [01:04:07] Speaker B: I don't think so either. [01:04:09] Speaker C: They only care when it matters. They only care when it's like it's either. [01:04:13] Speaker A: I can guarantee. My gay friend has called me that because I wouldn't go out and drink with them 1000%. I can hundred percent guarantee that. [01:04:21] Speaker B: I've heard him say it a million times. [01:04:23] Speaker C: Transitioning from one sport to another. We were at Patriots joint practice on Tuesday. Me, Al and little Albie went, dude, there was a lot of people. I will say way more people than I expected. This is just my brief thoughts on it. I don't understand the layout of the practice. I was kind of reiterating that that's 100% accurate. It was very, very, very hot. I will say the bleach that you sit on a very uncomfortable. It's very hot. I felt like we. I felt like the sun was literally. [01:04:58] Speaker B: Imagine being there. [01:04:59] Speaker A: This is like my third or fourth time. [01:05:01] Speaker C: Imagine being there. And like he literally was wearing this black cut off. I felt fucking terrible, dude. He looked like he was dying. [01:05:06] Speaker A: This wasn't on. [01:05:08] Speaker C: You did look. You did look like you were dying. [01:05:10] Speaker A: I wish you could, but I don't think like you could. [01:05:12] Speaker C: No, you can't. No, you could. [01:05:13] Speaker A: I should've brought my big one, dude. Just been swinging that thing around. [01:05:16] Speaker B: Yeah. They played a preseason game last night and they lost. [01:05:22] Speaker A: They lost because they can't understand how to snap. They should have won. Drake may looked actually really good. I thought. Threw some dimes. Yeah, you look. [01:05:31] Speaker C: Javon Baker should have had that ball. [01:05:33] Speaker A: That was a nice perfect dude. [01:05:35] Speaker C: That was like that a nothing but just. It was like. It's a real noticeable throw. Do you remember last, the first week, Monday night Mahomes threw that ball to Marquez Valdez scaling it was right in his hands and he fucking dropped it. It was the same thing. It was a deep post, bro. The only person that maybe was throwing that ball to once he hiked the ball was Baker. And Baker beat him. It was nice, dude. I was like, okay. And he put it right on his fucking mitts. Put it right in stride on his even poke. [01:06:03] Speaker A: Had a couple nice. I feel like I wide receivers down. [01:06:07] Speaker B: One of them now. Saw someone got hurt last night? [01:06:10] Speaker A: No, but that kid was like 20th string. [01:06:11] Speaker C: Who? [01:06:13] Speaker B: I don't know. [01:06:14] Speaker A: 82 rookie wide receiver. [01:06:16] Speaker C: No one knows who the fuck that. [01:06:17] Speaker A: Is, unfortunately, but we traded Jude on third round pick we got from. I think that's a great value. Mako is the reason why Marco's a jinx. [01:06:26] Speaker B: Horrible value. We traded our best player for a third round pick. That shows exactly what this team. [01:06:32] Speaker A: No, I just think in general, I know that that's the route you take, and I feel that because you're a hater. That's fine. I just think that trade value is down across the league. [01:06:42] Speaker C: Dude, if you really was to tell me that, I will give you a third round pick for Matthew Juno and I would trade them. That's a. That's. You got. You got, like, way they overpaid for that. [01:06:54] Speaker A: Everyone's saying we're on top. [01:06:56] Speaker C: He was already. But he's. He was already halfway out the door. Usually nine times out of ten, a team's just gonna wait for somebody to cut somebody. [01:07:04] Speaker A: Yep. [01:07:04] Speaker C: And they offer you a third round pick. [01:07:06] Speaker A: You gotta take it because he's describing. [01:07:08] Speaker C: Okay. Yeah. Obviously you're not gonna be able to come healthy. [01:07:12] Speaker A: Matt Judon, 16 games. Is he worth more than a third round pick? Yes. On a full contract? Yes, he probably is. We didn't have him on a full contract. He's gone out this door. [01:07:22] Speaker C: Come off of a pretty solid injury that. That took him out after four weeks. [01:07:26] Speaker A: Yep. He was injured. [01:07:27] Speaker C: The. Is he over the hump? [01:07:30] Speaker A: Maybe. I love Matthew, Don. [01:07:33] Speaker C: I love mad Judah. [01:07:35] Speaker A: I would have preferred him to get. [01:07:36] Speaker C: Paid at the end of the day. [01:07:37] Speaker A: I think in this situation, it's a business. [01:07:39] Speaker C: Yeah, I think. I don't know if you guys were really paying attention last night that we have a mammoth of a man that lines up at. I am talking to Keon White, dude. [01:07:50] Speaker A: Yeah. Fucking bull. [01:07:51] Speaker C: Six, five and a half all at 245. Just bull rushing dudes. He had two. He had two sacks last night. Two and a half. [01:07:59] Speaker A: We gotta hope that he stays healthy. Well, we have Gerard Mayo. We gotta hope, like, in our heads. We have to think. Okay. He should be able to develop defensive players. [01:08:08] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:08:08] Speaker C: Cuz I don't. The offense is a little sketchy. To me. [01:08:11] Speaker A: It's the line. [01:08:12] Speaker C: When he talks about anything else, that's terrible. When he talks about offense, it just seems like him and the guy, Alex Van Pelt, who again, Alex Van Pelt has never been an offensive coordinator, guys. He's never called plays and stuff. So it's like, again, yes, everything. This is new, but it's new in a lot of sense that we get a lot of guys that are also new at their jobs, which I wish that we didn't have I wish that we got somebody with experience already coming in that would have been better, but. [01:08:38] Speaker B: Matthew Slater, great guy. [01:08:42] Speaker A: Hall of Famer. [01:08:43] Speaker B: Unbelievable. [01:08:44] Speaker C: Patriots hall of Fame. Cool. [01:08:49] Speaker B: Super bowl. [01:08:50] Speaker C: Fuck out of here. He's been on a team that's won three Super Bowls. He has not won three Super Bowls. [01:08:56] Speaker B: He doesn't think he contributed at all. [01:08:58] Speaker C: No. [01:08:58] Speaker B: And he was a locker room leader. [01:09:01] Speaker C: Whoop the fucking dude. [01:09:03] Speaker A: They should be a special team. [01:09:04] Speaker C: You're not gonna listen. You are not gonna get anything out of me that's deserving of Matt Slay. I think he's. He should be in jail for robbery because he's robbed the Patriots for like the past four years. Should have retired way long ago. [01:09:16] Speaker A: He's coaching over there. He's a nice guy. [01:09:18] Speaker B: He is wicked nice guy. [01:09:20] Speaker C: That's fine. Cool, good nice guy. Let him be special teams coach. Dude, you care, cuz. Dude, fuck him. [01:09:26] Speaker A: Care about the hall that. [01:09:27] Speaker C: Why do you care? Why do you care that you think that Matthew Slater should be deserving of a hall of fame? Canton enshrined hall of Fame. And it's not like the NBA, where they just give it out to fucking anybody. Nice job, you fucking mess. [01:09:40] Speaker B: You're embarrassing. [01:09:41] Speaker C: That's Matthew Slater. [01:09:42] Speaker B: You're embarrassed. [01:09:43] Speaker A: MB Fuma November 30. Quadrato is unbelievable. Just to let you know, just in case you guys want to keep it cool. Anyways, second of all, Matt, if, like we've said before, you put the best in at every single fucking position, he's the best to ever do it in his position. Now, granted, I agree. Now, granted, is. Is it as important as a quarterback? No, obviously not. But it is a passive game. [01:10:04] Speaker C: And as much as an impact as Devin has to has, he's not a returner. You're. Hey, there you go. Good point, Al. He's not a returner. Even on special teams, he doesn't touch the ball. [01:10:16] Speaker A: But here's my point, though, Nico. My point is that you put him in every single position. They should. They should go in kick returner. It's crazy. Devin Hester shouldn't be in it. He should be in it. He's the best kick returner ever. [01:10:27] Speaker C: Really, isn't it? [01:10:29] Speaker A: Did he get in it? [01:10:30] Speaker B: I don't think he's in. [01:10:31] Speaker A: Devon has to win in last year, right? [01:10:34] Speaker C: Like fucking at the hall of Fame game. Guys, I didn't even watch in on this. On this class. [01:10:39] Speaker A: Oh, perfect. [01:10:40] Speaker C: Julius Peppers. Yeah, he said he's not. You know, Devin has to vouch to be the next person to go in Devon McCarty. Joshua Cribs. [01:10:48] Speaker A: Oh, fuck. Joshua Cribs. [01:10:50] Speaker C: Cribs, right here to go. [01:10:51] Speaker A: You fuck. [01:10:52] Speaker C: Joshua Cribs beyond a hall. You're gonna tell. Okay, yeah. [01:10:57] Speaker B: Patriots thing to bring up, please. I think the Patriots fucked up drafting both of those quarterbacks because what's going to happen if May has a bad game? What? Okay, may as. I'm just saying, what's going to happen if May has two bad games in a row? [01:11:17] Speaker A: Do you want to know? [01:11:17] Speaker B: What are the crowds. What's the crowd going to start to? What are they going to start yelling for? [01:11:21] Speaker A: They're going to start yelling for the other one. [01:11:24] Speaker C: I don't think. [01:11:26] Speaker B: Got a fucking rocket. Milton is. Could be Kim Newton 2.0 with a better. So bum with a better arm. [01:11:35] Speaker C: He's. Dude, he's too wrong. Say, yeah, you say that until. [01:11:40] Speaker B: I'm just saying, what is the controversy that this, this team is gonna cause with the fans? [01:11:45] Speaker A: Here's what I'll say about the Patriots in general. I think it's just clear with everything that's happened, Robert Kraft is a fucking scumbag and his family sucks. Jonathan, you fucking little fucking weasel. You try to blame Belichick. They said Belichick was the cheap one. Didn't want to pay anybody. Then you don't go pay Jude on these fucking motherfuckers. It's Ben Kraft the whole time. He's a fucking scumbag. [01:12:13] Speaker C: It's. [01:12:14] Speaker A: It's. He's a fucking scumbag. His wife dies of fucking cancer. Three months later, he's with the fucking 40 year old blonde. He's a fucking scumbag. I'm sick and tired of that fucking documentary they did on Bill. Belichick was fucking ridiculous. He has got no leash anymore. He put all his fucking money in that fucking lighthouse. [01:12:36] Speaker B: Hey, Choco Taco, bring him back. [01:12:40] Speaker A: He put all his fucking money in the lighthouse. [01:12:43] Speaker B: Didn't do shit. [01:12:46] Speaker A: They don't want to fucking pay anybody. [01:12:47] Speaker C: I was just gonna. [01:12:48] Speaker A: Fuck. [01:12:49] Speaker C: My point would have banked off. You had what, the third, a second most calorie calorie space, cap space. Spent none of it. They literally spent none of it. [01:12:58] Speaker B: $0. [01:12:59] Speaker A: He want all he cares about, his fucking rubbing tugs. Go to a fucking rubber tuck, get your dick jerked off, and pay the. Pay these men their money. Dude, like you. These people fucking died for you, dude, like Bill Belichick put his life for you pretty much 25 years. Gave you six super bowls, made the Patriots from $200 million franchise to a $5 billion franchise because of him and Tom Brady. Right? Even Tom Brady, they didn't want to pay a crazy amount of money. People always want to blame. People want to blame Bill Belichick. They want to blame Bill Pelichek. They should be blaming Robbitthe fucking craft. [01:13:35] Speaker C: Dude, I. [01:13:37] Speaker A: The wrong craft died of cancer. That's all I'll say. [01:13:41] Speaker B: Okay. I think we're almost out of time here, would you say? [01:13:47] Speaker C: Yeah. And I have. [01:13:48] Speaker B: We have one more topic. [01:13:49] Speaker A: 22 minutes. [01:13:50] Speaker B: Okay. I wanna. I don't know what else you have. [01:13:53] Speaker C: I have a blind five. It's called the blind five. [01:13:55] Speaker A: I love it. Okay. [01:13:56] Speaker C: I have one specifically for you. And I have one for him. [01:13:59] Speaker A: Okay. [01:14:00] Speaker C: You want to do it? [01:14:02] Speaker B: Do you want to do that? [01:14:03] Speaker A: Or. [01:14:03] Speaker B: We want to do twistes first? [01:14:04] Speaker C: Talk about twisted. [01:14:05] Speaker A: Twist is real fast. [01:14:06] Speaker B: All right, well, this is what I want to do. I scored it. I want you. Because you also watched the movie, you didn't, which was going to be my kind of thing. I scored it. I want you to know how far off I am and what you thought about the movie. [01:14:19] Speaker A: Okay, go. [01:14:20] Speaker B: Okay. Cinematography, special effects eight out of ten soundtrack, six out of ten plot, six out of ten characters, 5.5 out of ten rental price $19 overall score, 7.3. [01:14:40] Speaker A: I don't know how you get that from your eights and your fives and your sixes. You get a seven overall characters. [01:14:46] Speaker B: Really? [01:14:47] Speaker C: I thought this score would be low. [01:14:48] Speaker B: The scare the characters. 7.3 is a low score for a blockbuster movie. [01:14:54] Speaker A: Okay, so I actually don't think you're far off. I would. I would be around a seven. One total for the movie. I didn't break it down like that. The characters, especially at the beginning, were. [01:15:02] Speaker B: Insufferable, and so I wanted them all to die immediately. [01:15:04] Speaker A: I mean, I call that movie from the jump, that the people that were the bad guys at the beginning were. [01:15:09] Speaker B: Actually the good guys. [01:15:10] Speaker A: The bad guy and the good guys were actually the bad guys. I think we all knew that. [01:15:13] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:15:13] Speaker A: I loved. First of all, I wish we had more of the fucking rich businessman. He played a great sleazy. [01:15:18] Speaker B: Yeah, you needed more. More. [01:15:21] Speaker A: We need less of this stuff. I'm glad they didn't make it into, like, a straight up rom.com. [01:15:26] Speaker B: Can we talk about the ending, though? How don't you kiss her? [01:15:32] Speaker A: Well, he did. They'd cut it out of the scene. [01:15:34] Speaker B: Yeah, but, like, why would you cut it out? [01:15:36] Speaker A: Because they want it to be more about the chase. [01:15:38] Speaker B: No, it's, like, retarded. [01:15:41] Speaker A: I think the whole movie's retarded she survives in f and e five, which is fucking ridiculous. They changed the scale that now we have to call them ef. [01:15:48] Speaker B: It's like makeup. [01:15:50] Speaker A: I mean, come on. [01:15:51] Speaker B: What are we doing here now? Brock Lesnar's gonna change his finish. [01:15:54] Speaker A: She holds on to a pipe, and her husband or boyfriend, whoever, is fucking way stronger because he has testosterone running through his body. Yeah, just like those fucking boxes that won the Olympic gold, just gets ripped off. But she holds on. She's 70 pounds, dripping wet, and she might be the most unathletic looking person I've ever seen. So it is extremely unrealistic. I love these type of movies, though. [01:16:17] Speaker B: Putting handle, hold the candle. [01:16:19] Speaker A: This is a great hangover movie. [01:16:20] Speaker B: Couldn't hold a candle. Helen Hunt. [01:16:22] Speaker A: No. How do you. [01:16:24] Speaker B: What do you. What are you watching if you have the opportunity? Twister or Twisters. [01:16:29] Speaker A: I'd go Twister all. Even though. Twisters. I didn't mind it. I didn't even. I didn't mind Glenn Powell's character. I thought he was cool. I like the cowboy. Yeah. [01:16:37] Speaker B: I like the situation. [01:16:38] Speaker A: I like how they were kind of. [01:16:39] Speaker B: But it was extremely in special effects, while incredible. [01:16:42] Speaker A: Yes. It actually looked extremely. [01:16:44] Speaker C: That one scene that I thought was fucking. I thought that scene was unbelievable. I'm like, wow, that was kind of fun. [01:16:49] Speaker A: I would go watch it. 7173 for you. Yes. [01:16:52] Speaker B: The characters right in there. [01:16:54] Speaker A: Yeah. But. But that's, like, kind of a baseline enjoyable movie for me is hangover. High sixties, low seventies. [01:17:00] Speaker B: It's a movie that you could put on and play on your phone at the same time. [01:17:04] Speaker A: Yes. [01:17:04] Speaker C: I hate that. I hate that. That means that sucks. All right. Blind five, Justin. Okay, so how the blind five works. [01:17:12] Speaker B: I'm gonna say Ray Charles, Stevie wonder. [01:17:18] Speaker A: Helen Kellett doesn't exist. So she. We have to just take her off because she probably wasn't blind. [01:17:23] Speaker B: Three blind mice. [01:17:25] Speaker A: Yeah, I put him. [01:17:26] Speaker C: Deandre Hopkins. [01:17:27] Speaker B: Deandre Hopkins. Mom, that's my blindfold. [01:17:30] Speaker A: Blindside. That's a fake story. [01:17:33] Speaker C: So I'm gonna give you. I'm gonna give you basically, like, a line of blind rain. This is so great that we're outside. [01:17:43] Speaker B: This is. [01:17:43] Speaker C: And you know what's so sad? No one's running after that truck. [01:17:46] Speaker B: Yeah. No kids. [01:17:47] Speaker A: Well, maybe because usually they come after fucking dinner, not before lunch. [01:17:52] Speaker C: Yeah, that. That's true. This guy. [01:17:53] Speaker A: This guy's. [01:17:54] Speaker B: Everyone's inside playing. [01:17:56] Speaker A: You know what I could go for right now, though, right? What would be yard. Go to water right now on an ice cream truck. Oh, like if you were back. If this was like. [01:18:03] Speaker C: All right, so. Okay, ready real quick. If they have. No, if they have the ice cream cone, the Oreo cookie ice cream cone. Where it's the. Where it's like a black cone, chocolate cone. Right. With the hot and cookie dough shit up on the top. You bite through that hard shell. Now you're dealing with the cookies and cream ice cream. Get out. [01:18:20] Speaker A: You talk about drumsticks. [01:18:22] Speaker C: Get down to the bottom. No, I'm not talking about drumstick because I didn't like. I don't like nuts like that. I don't know. [01:18:26] Speaker A: Oreo drumstick. Have you had them? [01:18:28] Speaker C: Yes, yes, yes. [01:18:29] Speaker A: Okay. Oreo drumsticks. I eat like three at a time. [01:18:32] Speaker C: Yeah. Yes. That's. That's right. [01:18:34] Speaker A: Now that's the wrong answer. Number one, it's Choco taco. And then I'm getting the cigarettes. I'm getting the candy cigarettes. [01:18:41] Speaker C: Cigarette cigarettes is like. [01:18:42] Speaker A: Pop rocks aren't bad. Either. That's a good cigarettes. Or they were out of the cigarettes. [01:18:46] Speaker B: We go pop rocks off. [01:18:47] Speaker C: Or you pick. Or if you feel a little bit of ga. Yeah, you pick your favorite, like, character. Pop and chew on the gum. [01:18:54] Speaker B: Like. No, I was never the. I was. [01:18:55] Speaker C: I would always. Come on. I always chewed on. I wouldn't show. [01:18:59] Speaker B: Listen, I was fat, so I would get multiple ice cream. So we're not. No one's kidding anybody. I would want one of the, you know, the eclair things. [01:19:07] Speaker C: I wish. [01:19:08] Speaker A: I. [01:19:10] Speaker B: Need one of each of those. [01:19:12] Speaker A: Oh, delicious one I always had. [01:19:15] Speaker C: You talking about the ice cream bars? [01:19:17] Speaker B: Yeah, they were like. [01:19:19] Speaker C: They burned the image on. [01:19:21] Speaker A: No, look. [01:19:21] Speaker B: Like. [01:19:21] Speaker C: They look like beige. [01:19:22] Speaker B: That is the wrestling bars. [01:19:24] Speaker C: I know, that's what I thought. [01:19:26] Speaker B: I'm talking about. [01:19:26] Speaker A: No, we're talking about toasted almond or strawberry shortcake one. [01:19:29] Speaker B: That's all. [01:19:30] Speaker C: Yes, Foxy. [01:19:32] Speaker A: We'll show you those. It's actually delicious. My question is, though, is the character, once on those things, do you think that that's the original catfish? Because they had beautiful pictures then you. [01:19:42] Speaker B: Pop it like that. [01:19:43] Speaker A: It was like, legitimately, like. Okay, we got retarded SpongeBob now. I mean, retarded SpongeBob. [01:19:48] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:19:50] Speaker A: The sonic one was like, what the fuck is this? [01:19:53] Speaker C: Yeah, it was always a good one because it had blue raspberry, a little bit of cherry and then lemon because. Yeah, the blue, white and red. Yeah, that's a good one. Alan, they show you that SpongeBob on. [01:20:05] Speaker A: The side of the thing. [01:20:07] Speaker B: It looks like catfish. [01:20:08] Speaker A: Yeah, that's like when you're in a club at night and the lights are dim, then they go on. You're like, holy shit, I'm dancing with this fucking. [01:20:15] Speaker C: Yeah, I thought that this. I'm really just trying to wait. I'm trying to buy time. Like, he only moved up 10ft because he must be. [01:20:24] Speaker B: Yeah, I would agree. [01:20:25] Speaker A: I guess someone's getting some stuff. [01:20:26] Speaker B: The gumball was always good with the two ball. [01:20:29] Speaker C: Screwball. [01:20:30] Speaker B: Screwballs. [01:20:30] Speaker C: Those. I came on to those late. Those. [01:20:33] Speaker A: I probably pop a tooth now off that gumball. 100% papa fill in or something. [01:20:38] Speaker B: I kind of like the background noise for the blind five. It's like the themes. It's like the game show theme song. [01:20:43] Speaker C: So blind five, I'm gonna give you. I'm gonna give you, like a overall consensus, right, of like, what you have to rank these by. Okay. [01:20:52] Speaker A: Okay. [01:20:52] Speaker C: And just for just, I have a separate one for you because I'm going. We're going on the same through five. What's the scale you ranked and them. You are ranking them? Okay, I'm gonna give you. I'm gonna say to you this. I'm gonna say I got you. Your line is best feelings. I got you best feelings. [01:21:09] Speaker A: He doesn't listen to the podcast. [01:21:11] Speaker C: Now I'm gonna. And now I'm gonna give you. I'm just gonna know chronological order. All right? [01:21:15] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:21:17] Speaker C: Taking a shit. [01:21:19] Speaker B: Do I have to? Can you. You're gonna give me all five? [01:21:22] Speaker C: Nope. You'll get. This is the whole point of the blind five. You have to blindly spot these is. I'm gonna give you another. The four options, and you have to fill out your list. Best feeling. [01:21:31] Speaker B: Me personally, also best feelings. [01:21:35] Speaker C: Yep. [01:21:35] Speaker B: I'm gonna go with a one for taking a shit. Not. I'm sorry. I'm gonna. I'm gonna go with five for taking it. [01:21:43] Speaker A: So that's a lot. [01:21:44] Speaker B: Least because I'm constant. I'm constipated constantly. It's hard for me to just get, like, good. [01:21:49] Speaker A: So my thing was like, if you had a good shit, there would probably be a better fan. [01:21:53] Speaker B: It would be about a feeling. But I have a feeling I'm gonna risk it because I feel like there's better things on here. [01:22:00] Speaker C: All right. [01:22:00] Speaker A: Okay. [01:22:01] Speaker C: Complaining about something. [01:22:02] Speaker B: Oh, I love that. I love to complain about something that's going in, like. That's like in a four spot for me. [01:22:10] Speaker C: Number one. Just so you know, ones. The so, too. Yeah. Okay. That's what I figured. Okay. Taking your shoes off after work. [01:22:21] Speaker B: That's a five. [01:22:22] Speaker A: You can't. [01:22:23] Speaker C: You already have five. [01:22:24] Speaker B: Okay, so four. [01:22:25] Speaker C: So it's gotta go four because Justin's. [01:22:27] Speaker A: The type of person that he'll be in work in full, full jeans. He'll go laying his bed fully clothed. Would you agree? [01:22:32] Speaker C: I feel like Justin's. [01:22:33] Speaker A: He probably sits around for a couple hours. Doesn't even take off his shoes. [01:22:35] Speaker C: No. [01:22:35] Speaker B: As soon as I get in, I take everything off. Put my underwear. [01:22:38] Speaker A: Oh, okay. [01:22:39] Speaker B: When I was in my youth, yeah, I would. Now I'm a little older. [01:22:42] Speaker A: Two ute's. [01:22:42] Speaker B: I want everything off. [01:22:44] Speaker A: Yeah, you gotta just strip it down. I'm actually a big taking my shoes off guy now, so my list would be different right now. [01:22:49] Speaker C: Okay. Okay. [01:22:51] Speaker A: Taking your shoes off is delicious. It's the best. [01:22:53] Speaker B: Wow, I love complaining about stuff. [01:22:55] Speaker A: You do? That should be one. I can't wait to see those other two. [01:22:58] Speaker C: Being on time. [01:23:01] Speaker B: I love being on time. I think ever since I started dating Sabrina and had the kid, it has really put a damper on my being on time. [01:23:10] Speaker A: Because you know what it is? [01:23:12] Speaker B: Your normal functions have changed so much. [01:23:14] Speaker A: Because now it's not like you have to get out of the house to make sure the kid has everything. [01:23:18] Speaker B: And like, she's like, horrible. She. I think she is black. [01:23:23] Speaker A: I'm getting on time. [01:23:24] Speaker B: Yes. [01:23:25] Speaker A: My wife is also black. [01:23:27] Speaker B: Sabrina. [01:23:27] Speaker C: Is Marco nigerian? [01:23:30] Speaker B: Yes, Sabrina is 3% nigerian. So I can say that for those. [01:23:33] Speaker A: Of you listening, I think we're all a little black. [01:23:35] Speaker C: Okay, so right now. Right now. So there's one more thing left. So what's your list right now drawn up? Because you didn't give that one a number. [01:23:44] Speaker B: I haven't placed that number. So do I risk the number one spot on being late? [01:23:49] Speaker A: You got being on time. [01:23:50] Speaker B: Being on being on time. Do I risk the number one spot? Cuz I have. I. What do I have left? [01:23:56] Speaker A: But like, you were one. [01:23:59] Speaker C: You have one on time. [01:24:00] Speaker B: You have one spot worse when I'm not. [01:24:02] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:24:03] Speaker B: Then being on time, I feel normal. [01:24:05] Speaker C: Okay, so you have. Taking a shit at number five. [01:24:07] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:24:08] Speaker C: At number four. You have. Where, where is it? [01:24:14] Speaker A: Complaining. [01:24:15] Speaker B: No. [01:24:16] Speaker C: Plan is number two. [01:24:17] Speaker A: Okay. [01:24:18] Speaker C: Taking your shoes off is number four. [01:24:20] Speaker A: Yep. [01:24:20] Speaker B: So I'm gonna say, I'm gonna give you three. Is being on time. What's my number one? [01:24:24] Speaker C: And then the final one is getting to eat something after being hungry. [01:24:28] Speaker B: Oh, I mean, yeah. Who doesn't like that? [01:24:30] Speaker C: So that'd be a number one. [01:24:31] Speaker B: Yeah. Who doesn't love that feeling? [01:24:33] Speaker A: I think shit gotta be high up. [01:24:35] Speaker C: I thought it would have to be. [01:24:37] Speaker B: It's for me. [01:24:38] Speaker C: Shit. [01:24:38] Speaker B: It's only for me because I would have been. [01:24:41] Speaker A: It would be five for me. [01:24:42] Speaker B: But when you saw the bottom, when. [01:24:44] Speaker C: You complain, it would be in the middle for me. [01:24:46] Speaker B: I love complaining. [01:24:47] Speaker C: I will. I thought that was. [01:24:48] Speaker A: I think it gets number one. [01:24:49] Speaker B: It makes me feel better when I vent. I venting. That's what it is. [01:24:53] Speaker C: I get it. I know. [01:24:54] Speaker B: Vending. Just. I've learned three years of therapy not to hold things in because it just eats away at me and makes me feel horrible. So I just. I just vent now. [01:25:04] Speaker A: I just lose my mind in the instant. That's what I do. [01:25:07] Speaker B: You certainly do. [01:25:08] Speaker A: I just lose my mind. [01:25:09] Speaker B: I've experienced that much, very immediately. [01:25:12] Speaker A: That's what I do. And then, guess what? You don't. You don't hold any ill will. [01:25:15] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:25:15] Speaker C: All right. [01:25:16] Speaker A: That's why, you know, I get kicked out of basketball games. I can't coach basketball anymore. [01:25:19] Speaker B: I wish we experienced that very recently. [01:25:21] Speaker C: I wish we had that. [01:25:22] Speaker B: I'd love to play that video, that. That voice memo on the podcast. [01:25:25] Speaker A: You can go right ahead. [01:25:27] Speaker C: So, Al, yours is, if you can remember, gonna go with the same themes last week. Uh, is it difficulty on difficulty of job? [01:25:35] Speaker A: You hear the kids, some kids outside? [01:25:37] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:25:37] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:25:38] Speaker A: That's a shock. [01:25:38] Speaker B: There's been kids over there. [01:25:41] Speaker C: No, they were. They were there. They were there. They've been there. [01:25:43] Speaker A: I just. [01:25:44] Speaker B: I have this thing. I'm sorry. I have this thing now where I mute kids out because I have one. [01:25:49] Speaker A: I do that, too. [01:25:50] Speaker C: So difficult. [01:25:50] Speaker A: Even any whiny white woman voice, like. [01:25:53] Speaker B: My wife, it's just in and out. [01:25:56] Speaker C: So we're gonna go with difficulty. A job. [01:25:58] Speaker A: Difficulty. Oh, we're back to difficulty of job. [01:26:00] Speaker C: Yeah, I'm sticking. I'm. Okay. Scrambled it up a little bit. [01:26:03] Speaker A: Well, you give the person that works the most on the podcast, you ask him the job questions. I agree. [01:26:09] Speaker C: I know about that, but. [01:26:11] Speaker A: All right, this is just difficulty of jobs. Which jobs I would want. [01:26:15] Speaker C: We're gonna go difficulty of job. [01:26:17] Speaker A: Okay. [01:26:17] Speaker C: Okay. Difficulty. A job. And then we'll recome back, and then we'll guess the salary. [01:26:22] Speaker A: Okay. [01:26:23] Speaker C: All right. Justin, you can chime in on the salary, of course, as well. All right. Stuntman. [01:26:32] Speaker A: I would love to be a stuntman. I don't think that I have the physical capabilities to be a stuntman, to be honest. I do. I am afraid of heights a little bit. Like, my butthole puck is up. [01:26:42] Speaker B: Mm hmm. [01:26:42] Speaker C: How high? [01:26:45] Speaker B: High five. [01:26:46] Speaker C: No, like, how high up does it take you to get scared of heights? Like second floor of the mall balcony looking over balcony of the square. One mall in the center. Like looking down at Santa Claus. [01:26:57] Speaker A: No, because I youth are throwing fucking. [01:27:00] Speaker B: Bouncy balls off people's head about balcony of the garden. [01:27:04] Speaker A: Yes. [01:27:04] Speaker B: Bothers me too. [01:27:05] Speaker A: As soon as you stand up there, you think you're going over like. Like God, I've never been in a fight in a balcony before because I definitely lose immediately. [01:27:14] Speaker C: Yeah, you bounce. [01:27:16] Speaker A: I would a hundred percent win because I would go low as soon as I would hit them right in the balls. That would be the first I do. And I just stopped biting them. But no. [01:27:23] Speaker C: So stuntman, stuntman. [01:27:25] Speaker A: Put that as four for me. [01:27:26] Speaker C: Okay. [01:27:29] Speaker A: Difficulty. I mean, just getting lit on fire. I mean you got all people around you. Just. [01:27:34] Speaker B: The heights would be the issue with. [01:27:37] Speaker A: Yeah, I liked it. Yeah. That's another hangover. [01:27:39] Speaker B: Unbelievable hang. [01:27:40] Speaker A: That's an eight. One all day. [01:27:42] Speaker C: Yeah. Alaskan crab fisherman. [01:27:46] Speaker A: Okay. So you just got to be. Okay. So you got to be out with the fisherman. Shit. Any fisherman thing. You got to be out for months at a time. I'm fine with that. I would love that. See. Do I love seas? Would I get a little nauseous maybe? I think I get used to it. Give me. Put that in the three hole. Let's put that in the three hole. [01:28:01] Speaker B: In just choppy waters. [01:28:06] Speaker C: Farmer five. [01:28:09] Speaker A: I think that's one of the more. [01:28:11] Speaker B: Easy jobs because what you're farming, I. [01:28:13] Speaker A: Think it's another thing. You pop your headphones in, dude. Fucking let me do it. [01:28:16] Speaker C: I mean. Yeah. [01:28:19] Speaker B: If I have an ant farm, does that make me a farmer? [01:28:21] Speaker A: No, I take it. [01:28:24] Speaker C: Livestock and like doing produce and all that. Like, you know. You think I like like Yellowstone? [01:28:29] Speaker A: Yes. [01:28:30] Speaker C: Okay. [01:28:30] Speaker A: I think I could do that. [01:28:32] Speaker C: I think it'd be a lot more challenging. [01:28:37] Speaker B: To be up at like. [01:28:39] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:28:39] Speaker B: 435 in the morning. [01:28:41] Speaker C: You got. You got. Yeah, see you later. [01:28:44] Speaker B: Golf course gone. [01:28:45] Speaker C: Golf's gone. [01:28:46] Speaker A: No, I go after. [01:28:47] Speaker C: You could golf on your fucking. [01:28:48] Speaker A: I can make my own golf course. [01:28:49] Speaker C: Yes, you could. [01:28:50] Speaker A: My farm. [01:28:50] Speaker C: Okay. Air traffic control. [01:28:54] Speaker A: Oh, my God. That's the easiest job. Put that at one. [01:28:57] Speaker B: Very stressful. I hear. [01:29:01] Speaker C: Outside of active military that's the most suicidal job. Is air traffic control boring? [01:29:07] Speaker A: No, it's probably like, okay, you gotta move to 300. No, it's gonna go this way or whatever the fuck days. [01:29:11] Speaker C: There's also coordinating with the planes like just from a dispatch standpoint because you always, you hear about in training, like you have so much to do. Really. What? You have to like coming in and coming out of. [01:29:22] Speaker B: Leave them voice memos and yell at. [01:29:24] Speaker C: Also you just stuck up in a tower for 12 hours at a time. All right. Explosive ordinance disposal. [01:29:34] Speaker A: Okay, what the fuck? [01:29:35] Speaker B: I don't know what that is. Can you describe after? [01:29:38] Speaker A: No, that seems like to me like you would like disarm your. [01:29:42] Speaker B: Okay or disarm, like, what's that movie with Jeremy Reno? [01:29:48] Speaker A: Are we going to the easiest locker. [01:29:51] Speaker C: Supposed to go hot, hottest at the top. [01:29:54] Speaker A: All right, so I want. I want one. I want my air traffic control to be number two then, because then I only have number one left. Yeah, you had only put as number one. [01:30:03] Speaker C: You can't. You can't change it. [01:30:05] Speaker B: Change it. [01:30:06] Speaker A: I'm saying, like, I didn't want air traffic control. I could definitely do. That's not even a question. I thought it was easy. I fucked up there in the middle. [01:30:13] Speaker C: You fucked up, you fuck. [01:30:14] Speaker A: Either way, they won. [01:30:15] Speaker C: Two want to. [01:30:16] Speaker A: Well, but explosive ordinance, what is that? [01:30:19] Speaker B: Is that like. [01:30:20] Speaker C: Yep. I'll tell you exactly what it is, cuz I looked it up. [01:30:23] Speaker A: I don't think there's many jobs I couldn't do. [01:30:26] Speaker B: No, you could do anything. [01:30:27] Speaker A: Anyone could do anything. [01:30:29] Speaker B: Of course. But you have to also be in the right circumstance. What are the odds of us getting into agriculture around here and having farms? [01:30:37] Speaker A: There's a lot of farms. [01:30:39] Speaker B: Yeah. But like, at least where we grew up, it's usually a family thing. If your father had a farm, you'd be in a different line of business than you're in. [01:30:49] Speaker A: Dude, there's this kid that just went on fucking what's his name's podcast Bean shooters that he's got New England Wagyu beef. He's got a farm. He's fucking, they call him like Cowboy Weston or something like that. So he's got a farm and he fucking does cattle and shit like, that's awesome. He legit looks like a cowboy, but he's from fucking something. [01:31:05] Speaker C: Also known for call of duty people as an EOD. [01:31:11] Speaker B: Okay. [01:31:11] Speaker C: EOD is a dangerous job that involves using special procedures and classified techniques to neutralize and remove the hazards of unexploded ordinance. [01:31:19] Speaker A: Okay, so I. This would definitely be my number one. That's what I. Cuz that's what I was saying. I definitely screwed. I was trying to say that the air traffic control is easy desk. But fine. This would be my number one. I'll tell you why it would be my number one. But you could put it at two for the graphic. I'm fine with that. I have got no patience for dealing with small little things. So, like, if you told me to build something or take apart something, most likely that thing that you give me. Like, let's say you told me to take apart a radio and put two connectors together. That radio would get smashed in 5000 pieces because the thing would be falling out of my hands and shit. The little screws that I would have. [01:31:54] Speaker B: To use and you have too much of a temp. [01:31:56] Speaker C: It says that the materials, materials. The materials that you deal with on a, on a daily basis would, can, would contain military ordinance, homemade items by biological, biological chemicals and or nuclear active. Nuclear active devices. So anything basically that you put your hands on could combust. [01:32:20] Speaker A: I would say it's a dexterity issue and maybe a mental issue in terms of me losing my tempo and it's because of operation. Because of operation in conditions, I would fucking lose my mind. I've definitely broke operate operation games before. Bought board games in half. [01:32:35] Speaker C: You never been a Lego guy? [01:32:37] Speaker A: No. And I'm telling you right now, if you tell me to do anything. I legitimately was putting a back plate on my kids shoulder pads the other day, yesterday actually, and was ready to lose my fucking. [01:32:46] Speaker B: You should see me building like people like furniture. [01:32:48] Speaker A: My, my wife was just looking at me and my, like, just turn, turn the chair. Like, don't look at me, I'm doing it. Stop. Don't say so think about 50 people watching you trying to disarm a bomb. Be like, in. And I'm just like, your sister's a fucking cunt. That's what I say. Like the entire time, you basically like keep it composite. As soon as I drop something, it's even like, it's ten x. It's like, you fucking dirty whore. [01:33:11] Speaker C: Well, then you drop it. [01:33:12] Speaker A: Then you lose any type of construction whatsoever. [01:33:16] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah. [01:33:17] Speaker A: Where you like, especially like if you got a nail on a gun and a gun and that nail. And that nail keeps dropping like a screw. [01:33:23] Speaker B: Oh, it's hard. [01:33:24] Speaker C: Just keep dropping. [01:33:26] Speaker A: You're fucking. [01:33:27] Speaker C: So I could understand that because I watch you get a little agitated. Even just doing the studio, that would. [01:33:31] Speaker A: Be the hottest job for me. I don't think that's the most difficult job. [01:33:34] Speaker C: Okay. [01:33:35] Speaker A: But that would be the hottest thing. [01:33:36] Speaker B: So we're gonna talk about salary. [01:33:37] Speaker C: So now we're gonna go back when we're gonna go through them. We're gonna just go for. Go for the salaries. Alaskan crackers, fisherman. [01:33:45] Speaker A: 85,000. [01:33:46] Speaker B: I want to say a hundred. [01:33:47] Speaker A: It's gonna be less though. Everything's cheaper. [01:33:49] Speaker C: Be 55,049 and a half say, oh, wow. [01:33:52] Speaker A: It's gonna eat everything. That. You always think they make more money than they do. But there is ot that. He's probably not. Stunt. [01:33:57] Speaker C: Stunt man. [01:33:58] Speaker B: Stump man. I want to say 60. Yeah. I would agree. [01:34:02] Speaker C: 42.5. [01:34:04] Speaker A: Ridiculous. 42,000. [01:34:05] Speaker B: Better off working on these like the national averages. [01:34:08] Speaker C: Yes. [01:34:09] Speaker B: Into 2024. [01:34:10] Speaker C: Yes. [01:34:11] Speaker B: Okay. [01:34:12] Speaker C: Air traffic control. [01:34:13] Speaker A: I think that's gonna be the most expensive. 85. [01:34:17] Speaker C: 64. [01:34:18] Speaker B: Okay. [01:34:19] Speaker A: I don't hate that job. [01:34:20] Speaker B: Okay. [01:34:21] Speaker A: Sitting at a desk. [01:34:21] Speaker C: Air control, explosive ordinance disposal. [01:34:24] Speaker A: It's gotta be the most. [01:34:25] Speaker B: I would. I would. It's a military job. They don't pay much. [01:34:33] Speaker C: Not a military job. [01:34:34] Speaker B: What do you mean? [01:34:35] Speaker C: You can. You can do this? Like, you can go and get certified through this. There's non military. [01:34:40] Speaker B: How is it not a military thing? [01:34:42] Speaker A: I'm gonna say 95,000. [01:34:44] Speaker C: And I'm gonna tell you that the salary on that's cut in half. 47.7k. [01:34:48] Speaker A: All right, so let's just fucking disarm new. Fuck, dad. Put that at fucking ten. [01:34:53] Speaker B: I'd go work at McDonald's for the time. [01:34:56] Speaker A: I think farmers make great money. But see, here's the thing. It's like, what. What part of the farm are we talking about? Like, I don't obviously own the farm. I'm just. I'm just a farmhand. Is that it? I'm the farm hand. [01:35:04] Speaker C: I believe. No, I believe this. From the consensus, I would believe that this is like a. [01:35:10] Speaker A: You all the farm. [01:35:10] Speaker C: You on the farm. [01:35:11] Speaker B: 91. [01:35:13] Speaker C: 73. [01:35:14] Speaker A: Okay. Yeah. [01:35:15] Speaker C: It's still the most people hate on farmers. [01:35:18] Speaker A: Do they sneaky, make a crazy amount of money? [01:35:20] Speaker B: Make. [01:35:20] Speaker A: Because, like, if you want to farm, you make a shit. Now, granted. [01:35:23] Speaker C: But they're like, they're like the food side of the. Have what you need. [01:35:27] Speaker A: Everything they. These libtards are doing. These libtards are doing. They're trying to kill the farmer. Fucking Bill Gates is buying all the farms up. They're trying to bioengineer shit. They're trying to kill the farmer. Real farmers, dude, make good money. That's why I like that job. [01:35:41] Speaker C: The real farmers make good money. Yeah, that was good. I got it written. [01:35:44] Speaker A: I've actually looked into. They have these shipping containers, right? And you can. Everything grows vertically, and it's hydroponics. They're called, like, freight farms, right? It looks like a ship of container. And you can grow all your own shit. I've legit thought about that. I bet you I would make a shit ton of money if I just bought two of those in a parking. [01:36:02] Speaker B: Lot and then do a farmers market. [01:36:03] Speaker A: And I have a farmer's market, and I just sell fucking basil to people. I would make so much fucking money doing that. Organic basil. [01:36:11] Speaker C: And it's dead easy. [01:36:12] Speaker A: Everything's hydroponic. So it just goes up vertically, like, vertically grown, and it grows down. [01:36:18] Speaker B: Cultivar. In Boston, they had a hydroponic shed. Yeah. It was about half the size of this. And they grew all their, like, rosemary. [01:36:29] Speaker A: Yeah, you could do it all cabbage, you could do everything. Fucking little leaf lettuce, shit like that. Yeah. [01:36:36] Speaker B: All right. [01:36:37] Speaker C: Well, that's not. That's another segment of the blind five. Speaking of enclosing thoughts, I got a. [01:36:44] Speaker A: Funny story about Justin that I actually forgot about. Reminded me of. Well, first of all, let me tell you. Did I? Did we get into the servo? His server voice? [01:36:53] Speaker C: No, we did it. We didn't get into it ever. [01:36:55] Speaker B: Server voice. It was a polite, I don't want to have this conversation. I'm gonna try to. Oh, wow. And then get out of there. [01:37:02] Speaker A: That's the server voice. [01:37:03] Speaker C: So basically everyone has a server voice. [01:37:07] Speaker A: Oh, it's bad. No, but it was bad. [01:37:09] Speaker B: Like, tell them how I dove on a grenade for you, though. [01:37:11] Speaker A: And then someone came in the restaurant, right? And he was, he actually owns this huge venue. Like, you wouldn't know it, seeing the guy. Like, you wouldn't think, okay, this guy owns a huge venue. Probably make a million dollars. [01:37:21] Speaker B: Yeah. Like, so much money. [01:37:23] Speaker A: But he didn't have that mentality. He comes in the restaurant, he asks one of the waiters, oh, who's the owner here? Or the manager or something like that. And they point at me, and I'm sitting there with, like, my wife and my dad. [01:37:34] Speaker B: And before Al goes and sits down, he says to his wife, I'm not here. Like, I don't want to be bothered. [01:37:39] Speaker A: I don't want to be bothered. Because then they start asking you questions. [01:37:42] Speaker C: Yeah. Prices, everything. [01:37:44] Speaker A: Yeah. Like the. [01:37:46] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:37:46] Speaker A: So this kid, guy comes up asking on the. The way to points at me or whatever. Justin actually steps in. He stepped on the grenade and starts talking to the guy. He starts talking like. And the guy's like, you know, what was he saying? He was saying, how is he go, we made it. [01:38:02] Speaker B: Made this wine. You guys carry out wine. I was like, oh, well, first I was like, oh, how was everything? He was like, oh, it was great. I was like, oh, that's awesome. I'm happy you enjoyed it. And he's like, oh, yeah, you guys carry our wine. We made it after my dead brother. [01:38:18] Speaker A: Yeah. And then at that point, Justin goes up eight octave. Oh, my God, that's so nice. Oh, that's such a good story. Oh, thank you for coming in with. I wish I could have took care of that. And he kept going up octave after octave. [01:38:33] Speaker B: After all, I never got this octave. [01:38:36] Speaker A: Listen, if Jared Duran was in the restaurant, he would have looked over there. Exactly. [01:38:42] Speaker B: What? [01:38:43] Speaker A: Exactly? Like, that was the tone. Like he was doing a gay voice to this guy. And I was sitting there like, this kid's full of shit. His server voice is so bad, it's crazy. [01:38:53] Speaker B: Trustworthy voice, though. [01:38:54] Speaker A: No, it's not trustworthy. It sounded like a piece of shit. Like you went from talking no to people, and then you just turned into, like, the fakest. [01:39:03] Speaker B: He told me his brother died, and I don't need any of that information. [01:39:08] Speaker A: I agree, but he was going up octave. [01:39:11] Speaker C: You didn't ask for it. [01:39:12] Speaker B: I had a, like, I had a matches. [01:39:13] Speaker A: And we sit there all the time and we make fun of people's server voices. [01:39:17] Speaker B: Michelle's is horrible. [01:39:18] Speaker A: Like, some of the people's is so bad, but at least it's like a. [01:39:20] Speaker C: Girl talking to people. [01:39:24] Speaker A: He's making fun of people. So that's my thing with the hypocrisy of how bad his is, but he's making fun of the people. It's like, it's like the mako revoked. [01:39:30] Speaker B: When I serve, when I serve and talk to tables, or when I did serve, it was never that. It's just he hit me with a brother story, and I didn't really know what to say. [01:39:40] Speaker A: He said his mother died. He was like, getting into who's died in his family. [01:39:43] Speaker B: They started complaining that never happened. [01:39:46] Speaker A: That didn't happen. I lied about that. But here's a great way to story will end, will end that we cause Alby starting Popwana. [01:39:53] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:39:53] Speaker A: I was telling Justin at the place, and he goes, do you remember that time? So we're playing popwana. [01:39:59] Speaker B: When I called the timeout, he got. [01:40:02] Speaker A: So winded at one point because we, like, we weren't conditioned obviously enough. He got so winded in the middle of the game. [01:40:08] Speaker B: That is not what happened. [01:40:10] Speaker A: You got winded. [01:40:11] Speaker B: I did not get winded. You were out of breath. [01:40:13] Speaker A: And he called the timeout, and the coach was so fucking mad at him. [01:40:16] Speaker B: Took him out of the game way worse than that. It's not cause I got winded. Y'all getting the story confused. I had a bandana on. The bandana fell below my eyes. So I had to take my helmet off and fix it. I called the time out to fix my bandana. It's way worse than me getting wounded. [01:40:45] Speaker A: It is worse. [01:40:46] Speaker B: That's way worse. [01:40:46] Speaker C: I'm sure you're playing some type of offensive line position, so they just get up from your stance and be like, I don't know. [01:40:52] Speaker A: I think I was a safety. He maybe you were on the line. [01:40:55] Speaker B: I was on the line. I think it was a. [01:40:56] Speaker C: It just goes time out. [01:40:58] Speaker A: Timeout takes time. [01:40:59] Speaker B: I call it time out because I was jogging in my. I just went in the easy dude. [01:41:03] Speaker A: Yeah. He went in. He was in for one play. He called the time. [01:41:05] Speaker B: I just went in the game the. [01:41:06] Speaker A: Rest of the rest of the game. [01:41:07] Speaker B: He did 100% because I started jogging out and my bandana, because my head was small, so to get my helmet to fit, it went and slid below my eyes. And I was like, I'm gonna need to take my. Gonna play. I can't see. I called the timeout and he took me out of the game, didn't play me the rest of the game. [01:41:27] Speaker A: It's funny because there's some kid on my team, we don't stand for this. That we. As a white bandana. Right? [01:41:32] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:41:32] Speaker A: And I thought he always takes off his helmet and, like, is trying to adjust his bandana. I even said to him, I totally forgot about the band, anything. And he just told me, I always say to him, like, listen, dude, you can't wear. If you have to wear something that you have to take it off. [01:41:45] Speaker B: Don't wear it. [01:41:46] Speaker A: Don't wear it in the game. [01:41:47] Speaker B: Well, a. I thought it was Deon Sanders. Let's get that out of the way. [01:41:51] Speaker C: That was Deon's? Yeah. That was the on signature thing, right? [01:41:54] Speaker B: I thought Sanders. That was a. [01:41:56] Speaker A: You had his speed. I'll give you that. You had a speed? [01:41:59] Speaker B: Yeah. Not anymore. Kind of fast. Even though my feet are awkward, I'm quick. [01:42:06] Speaker A: I don't know about that. We have to time you want to time you? Yeah, I think. I think a call by would great. [01:42:12] Speaker C: Would be great. He's got a fucking cameraman. [01:42:14] Speaker B: My would explode. [01:42:16] Speaker C: I'll kick the fucking shit out of Alex. [01:42:18] Speaker A: Alex said he'll cameraman. [01:42:20] Speaker B: I still think I'm think I can't hit a 60 miles an hour pitch. I'll smash that. [01:42:25] Speaker A: I know you can't. On the drugs mission, I will say no. [01:42:28] Speaker B: Okay. Let's set it up next week. [01:42:32] Speaker A: Okay. [01:42:32] Speaker B: I'll still agree his windows again. Like I always know. [01:42:36] Speaker A: We'll go to the field. [01:42:37] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:42:38] Speaker A: Even hit one fifth. Yeah. Just three pitches, you're done. You can see two by you. [01:42:43] Speaker C: That's it. [01:42:45] Speaker A: Ah, so it could be up to seven pitches. [01:42:47] Speaker B: Well, is it? What? Can you change the pitch type? [01:42:50] Speaker A: No, they do have ones that. [01:42:52] Speaker C: They do have ones that throw curveballs and, like, off. [01:42:56] Speaker A: No one's. [01:42:56] Speaker C: No one can do, not with the one he has. [01:42:58] Speaker A: I don't think you. I don't think you'd hit 45. [01:43:01] Speaker B: Okay, I think you underestimate me. That's what I think. Probably do a lot of that. Do we want to wrap this up or playing this voicemail, you being a psychopath? [01:43:13] Speaker C: I got 23 minutes to get to Peabody. [01:43:16] Speaker B: I know. I got to go pick up our food. [01:43:17] Speaker A: You could play the voicemail and I don't there if you want to. [01:43:20] Speaker B: Oh, we're gonna give any context base. [01:43:24] Speaker A: Okay, nico, real quick, this is three minute little thing here. I'm gonna give you the context of how I hear it. Okay. I get a call. I. Someone text me for a favor. Asked for. For a reservation in the north end. [01:43:36] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:43:37] Speaker A: I say, no problem. It didn't matter what time, what other reservations were going on. It doesn't matter. Someone asked me for a favor. They're gonna get it. Unfortunately, that's how it works. So I text over, said, hey, put this in the book now, would you text. I texted my wife. [01:43:49] Speaker B: Not me at all. [01:43:50] Speaker A: Not you. [01:43:51] Speaker B: So I have no clue any of this is happening. [01:43:53] Speaker A: I text. So anyways, then I get a picture sent to. Oh, can they make it for a different time? No, they can't make it for a different time. Put it in the book. That's what I say. I said, don't tell me Justin's complaining. That's what I said. Now she says. She says to me, what do you think? Everyone's mad about this. [01:44:11] Speaker B: Who's everyone? [01:44:12] Speaker A: You, you and her. Probably. Probably both of you. So I. I sent over a voicemail. [01:44:18] Speaker B: Mad, though. I don't even know why she said that. [01:44:21] Speaker A: Maybe not mad, but complaining about, like, it's ridiculous that I took a reservation at a certain time because it was a bunch of sixes in the region. This was a ten at 630. Okay, play it. Play the voicemail. [01:44:31] Speaker B: Oh, I will play it. [01:44:33] Speaker A: Okay. [01:44:33] Speaker B: I'm gonna give you what happened from my perspective. Chrissy comes downstairs, opens the book. I have to add a ten for my father. That's what she said? [01:44:47] Speaker A: Yep. [01:44:49] Speaker B: At 630 tomorrow. I said, okay. She goes, oh, wait, do you think there's too many? I look at the book. I said, well, there's a ton of reservations at that time. I have a ton of fives and sixes. No, there was no complaining. [01:45:07] Speaker A: Complaining already. [01:45:08] Speaker B: I said, could he do a half hour later or a half hour earlier? Is that possible? Nobody even told me anything of Al sent us over. You didn't text me none of that. All she just said is, my father needs a reservation. Do you think that I could squeeze it in here? [01:45:25] Speaker A: So they take it upon themselves to text nobody. [01:45:27] Speaker B: Nobody to text his friends was the conversation. And then it. And then change no more. [01:45:34] Speaker A: I'm telling you where this voicemail is coming from, okay? They tell me all we texted, the file, the voicemail. I would text at the father, and he's gonna try to change it. I said what I had. [01:45:44] Speaker B: All I'm saying is I had nothing to do with any of this. Maybe, but you were in the wrath. [01:45:49] Speaker A: Cause you complained too much. [01:45:50] Speaker B: I didn't complain about any. [01:45:51] Speaker A: He's always crying about reservations, that he has too many of them. [01:45:53] Speaker B: He sends. No, it's because you guys don't understand the reality of. You guys all want to complain that I'm telling people an hour, but that's the reality of the week. [01:46:03] Speaker A: Nope, you just. You crying about. [01:46:06] Speaker B: So I'm gonna play the two voicemails that he sends to me and his wife in a group message. [01:46:16] Speaker A: I'm trying not to lose my mind right now. When I send over a reservation, you put it in the book. You don't question it. You don't call people and have them. [01:46:28] Speaker B: Try to change it. [01:46:30] Speaker A: It's just the word is bond. That's what it is. You put it in the fucking book and you don't ask fucking questions about it. I'll shut down an entire fucking floor in the middle of St. Anthony's. I don't give a fuck, okay? When I say it, you fucking deal with it. I'm sick and tired of the bitching, the moaning, the fucking complaining. Grow the fuck up. [01:46:53] Speaker B: Wow. That's part one. [01:46:54] Speaker C: Oh, nice. His best. His best. [01:46:58] Speaker A: We shut an entire fucking room down for your gender reveal. We shut the entire fucking restaurant down for you wedding. Chrissy put the fucking reservation in the book. [01:47:11] Speaker B: So I thought it was a little uncalled for. I just sent them a thumbs up. [01:47:16] Speaker A: I thought he got the message. [01:47:17] Speaker C: Message received. [01:47:18] Speaker A: Message received. My point is, is that no one cares when it's for them. So, like, they don't care when it's for them. And you have to shut down the place and the whole place has to work without a floor, you have to work without one table of ten. And it's a big fucking ordeal that we're gonna start texting people to text their friends to change times. [01:47:36] Speaker C: I would say if it can't, if obviously, I think if. If you simply text Justin or if anyone else like, I know, it would. [01:47:43] Speaker B: Have been a way different thing if he. All he had to do. First of all, he knew Monday. Let's say the reality of it doesn't matter when I know he knew Monday. How many reservations could have been booked for that day? [01:47:54] Speaker A: None, because we don't take reservations for weeks. [01:47:57] Speaker B: That's not true. It doesn't. Your father take a them all the time. All I'm saying is they were. I had zero skin in this game. Zero. No skin in this game. Why would you get mad? Innocent by. [01:48:11] Speaker A: So why would you get mad? [01:48:12] Speaker B: Because you threw the thing. It upset me a little bit. I was upset. I'm not gonna lie to you. And I didn't like your tone. I thought it was a little rude. If you just. [01:48:20] Speaker A: It was supposed to be rude. [01:48:22] Speaker C: It was not. It was supposed to be someone that's not. Not happy right now. [01:48:25] Speaker A: Listen, if I. If I text a reservation, it has to just go in the book. There's no, like, bitching. No complaint. [01:48:31] Speaker B: It was no complain. [01:48:32] Speaker A: I don't know. [01:48:33] Speaker B: That's what I heard. [01:48:34] Speaker A: I can hear the complaining already in your wife. [01:48:37] Speaker B: And then she came down and said, do you think that there's too many that. [01:48:41] Speaker C: Do you think I don't want to be questioned? [01:48:43] Speaker A: I was so insulted that you would go and text someone to text that. [01:48:48] Speaker C: That's no bueno. [01:48:49] Speaker A: Like reservations that we don't know. And it has nothing to do with Alan. Be like, hey, guys. Hey. Just to let you know which we're calling on our 630 reservations. We think we'd space out the kitchen better if we have them there at five four. If someone came at 06:00 or 545, we'll throw you two free appetizers. If you change, we're calling all. [01:49:07] Speaker C: Instead they said, fuck you. [01:49:09] Speaker B: There's no they. [01:49:11] Speaker C: Okay, your wife. [01:49:13] Speaker A: So if you have no fault, you should just be like, hey, it is what it is. [01:49:16] Speaker B: Yeah, but it was my you to wrote me in point a little mean and admitted, just say I wasn't mean. You mean listen to that voicemail? You get that from your boss for no reason. What do you say? Well, I don't think it's no reason enough for me. [01:49:28] Speaker A: Every time I try to set text. This is a thing though. They're like, oh, you're killing me. It's all this. I was like, and shut your mind. [01:49:36] Speaker B: Can't say you kill me. [01:49:37] Speaker A: It's like, no, that would have been better if you said, you're killing me. But it's like, don't, like, try to go and contact the person. [01:49:42] Speaker B: Contact. I didn't do any of this. [01:49:44] Speaker A: Wouldn't you try to contact me first? [01:49:46] Speaker C: Yeah, because it came from you. [01:49:49] Speaker A: But do I know that maybe my wife got him in trouble? [01:49:52] Speaker C: Do I know that he got you burned? [01:49:54] Speaker B: My. My question is, do I know that it came from him? [01:49:58] Speaker C: Obviously not. [01:50:00] Speaker B: My father wants a reservation at 630. And I said, can he do a half hour later or a half hour before? Because we have a ton of reservations at that time. They're all large. It's a feast. We can. Is it not. [01:50:13] Speaker C: No, I get that. [01:50:14] Speaker B: We're gonna be slammed. Are we not complaints? It's not a complaint. It's a reality. [01:50:20] Speaker A: My point is, is that if it was for. If it was for anybody else, if it was for them, they needed something. If Justin's. If. Just if fucking Rhea Ripley was in there, right? If Rhea Ripley was coming in and. [01:50:31] Speaker B: I said, no problem. [01:50:33] Speaker A: For ten, he would be like, 630, no problem. I can't wait to see your muscles in person. [01:50:37] Speaker B: I would say, hey, can I? You do seven. [01:50:39] Speaker A: No, you would? [01:50:40] Speaker B: 100%. [01:50:41] Speaker A: Doesn't matter. It was already told five days before this. Fine. You have it. It is what it is. [01:50:47] Speaker B: None of it had anything to do with me. It's all I'm saying. [01:50:49] Speaker C: I got 15 minutes. [01:50:50] Speaker B: I thought you got caught. [01:50:51] Speaker A: You got caught in this. [01:50:52] Speaker C: I'm glad I heard that. [01:50:53] Speaker A: She probably feels like she got caught. [01:50:54] Speaker C: I'm glad I heard that voicemail, though. [01:50:56] Speaker B: All right, I gotta go, everybody. [01:50:58] Speaker A: See you guys. [01:50:58] Speaker C: Peace out. [01:50:59] Speaker A: Fuck you, fodsucker. And guess what? If fat sucker asked for a reservation, he wouldn't get a. [01:51:04] Speaker B: No, he wouldn't. [01:51:05] Speaker A: He's less complaining. That's. That's the game plan. Less complaining. That's the consensus. Sometimes you gotta flex your dick around. That's it. Maybe you twisted it.