Ep. 97 | Subpar Chili

[00:00:46] Speaker A: But the chili, just because it stays hot, then we can make fun of Niko for at least 20 minutes. [00:00:51] Speaker B: Okay. He's in the right mood. I think he's in the right headspace to be made fun of. I agree. [00:00:54] Speaker A: I think so. [00:00:56] Speaker B: Where'd you get this? [00:00:57] Speaker A: From the cornbread stopping shop. [00:01:00] Speaker B: Yeah. They make a great fucking cornbread. This is the only thing I'm excited for, is the cornbread. If we're being honest. [00:01:08] Speaker A: I've. No one said you had to like it. [00:01:10] Speaker B: I don't. I just know because it's turkey chili, I'm not gonna like it. [00:01:14] Speaker A: Why? [00:01:14] Speaker B: Not that I'm not gonna like it, but you can't talk it up if it's turkey. [00:01:18] Speaker A: I always make my chili with turkey. I never. [00:01:21] Speaker B: I get it. [00:01:21] Speaker A: I don't think I've ever made a beef chili. [00:01:25] Speaker B: I'm trying to think, like, of a comparison and be like, if you. [00:01:28] Speaker A: Well, here's the thing we're talking about. Can I give you my argument why? [00:01:31] Speaker B: Yup. [00:01:32] Speaker A: I think that when you do beef, it's a little too rich. It makes, like the. [00:01:39] Speaker C: It changes. [00:01:39] Speaker B: It's fucking chili, dude. It's supposed to be like a heavy, hearty soup. [00:01:43] Speaker A: Yeah, but it changes, like, the flavor profile from what I like. So I made a nice little turkey chili. I've been telling Al I want him to try my chili for a long time. That doesn't look good. [00:01:55] Speaker B: It's a thick consistency. [00:01:56] Speaker A: It's a nice consistency. [00:01:57] Speaker B: It's pretty good. I'm going to shit out these corns. Your true corn. [00:02:00] Speaker A: Oh, they're going to be whole. I always use. I don't like beans in my chili. Cat. We're doing a fucking chili review. [00:02:06] Speaker B: This is what she does. [00:02:07] Speaker A: Do you fucking mind? [00:02:08] Speaker B: Get out. [00:02:09] Speaker A: Hey, get out. [00:02:16] Speaker B: She's going to end up stepping on something. [00:02:18] Speaker A: Yeah, 100%. She's going to stop this whole episode. We're never going to get this chilly review off the ground. [00:02:25] Speaker B: Where's your fucking mother? Dude, she's dead. He just legitimately step out of the cab. She stiff on the cat. [00:02:39] Speaker C: The camera? [00:02:40] Speaker B: Yeah, I had the camera. [00:02:41] Speaker C: She was fucking, I think going. [00:02:43] Speaker A: Skeeter is what happened. [00:02:44] Speaker B: No, you. She fell and she hit her back. [00:02:46] Speaker A: She had no grip on this thing. It's not my fault. [00:02:49] Speaker B: Okay? Now I'm gonna have to tell my wife that you did that consistency wise. It's thick. I'm not a big corn guy in this. This is just. Do you want me to be like super positive or super negative? [00:03:01] Speaker A: I want you to be super honest. [00:03:02] Speaker B: Okay. I'm being super honest right now. I don't think I'm being super positive or super negative. Smells good. [00:03:08] Speaker A: If it smells good, it probably tastes good. Don't mix the whole thing. Eat it first. [00:03:12] Speaker B: Let me decide how I'm gonna eat my own chili. [00:03:14] Speaker A: Yeah, but you can't just mix the whole thing. People come far and wide from my chili. Dude. [00:03:41] Speaker B: I'm gonna be honest. I'm being dead honest right now, okay? This is a terrible chili. I mean that, like, the honest. I'm being dead honest right now. Okay. [00:03:53] Speaker A: I don't know why you hate my chili. [00:03:54] Speaker B: It's too tomatoey. It's like, tomatoey. There's not a lot of spices in it. No, it's not terrible. Cause all chilies are good. It's like pizza. No, there's no real bad pizza. [00:04:06] Speaker C: Right. You'd have to, like, try to make bad pizza. [00:04:09] Speaker B: I think Justin came in here and thought it was gonna be unbelievable. [00:04:13] Speaker A: My chili smacks. Dude, you hate her. This is why I need. [00:04:16] Speaker B: Well, I like things spicy, too. This isn't spicy, but I understand you got the garlic. [00:04:19] Speaker A: It has a little spicy. [00:04:20] Speaker B: I'm on the guard scale here. [00:04:21] Speaker A: Yeah, it has a little. Just a little. I can't do too spicy. You can add your own spice on the side. I mean, for somebody who hates it, it keeps fucking eating it, though. [00:04:37] Speaker B: Like I said, there's no bad chilis. [00:04:40] Speaker A: Niko refused to even take a bite, which is just crazy to me. He went, like, full blown toddler. [00:04:50] Speaker C: No, you went full blown. Get personal. Take it personal that no one wants to eat you chili. When the lone reviewing on it is that it's probably better off served to inmates. I'm not chilly. I don't know what to tell you. I don't eat lasagna. I don't eat eggplant. There's a bunch of stuff that I don't eat. [00:05:08] Speaker B: I came in with bad intentions once. I heard it was a turkey chili. A turkey chili, because it's like, turkey chili to me is like healthy cornbread. [00:05:16] Speaker C: Not a fan of cornbread. That's just me, though. A lot of people. [00:05:19] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:05:19] Speaker A: There's, like, niko eats chicken. [00:05:20] Speaker B: That's wild. That's wild. Cornbread's delicious. [00:05:24] Speaker A: He eats chicken fingers. Like, that's. [00:05:25] Speaker C: I love chicken. [00:05:27] Speaker A: That's my point. [00:05:28] Speaker B: He gave good presentation. I'm just not a fan of just the. Just the corn in it. I think there need to be more meat. [00:05:37] Speaker A: There's onion, peppers. Well, here I already. I gave you a prerequisite. As I just made chili for me and Sabrina, I'm not putting more than one pound of meat. You know what I mean? [00:05:50] Speaker B: Trying to give you a fair review here. [00:05:52] Speaker A: That's okay. I could take it. I like my chili, and I think that's all that really matters, right? [00:05:59] Speaker C: I like the way I make tuna fish. Anybody else that makes tuna fish, I think it's terrible. [00:06:03] Speaker B: It's a. It's a very adequate chili. It's a good chili. It's not something I would brag about. It's not something I would say. It's gonna knock your socks off. It didn't knock my dick back into my hole, but I ate the whole thing. [00:06:16] Speaker A: Yeah, it didn't knock your dick back, but you just can't. I even left some. [00:06:20] Speaker C: I get the comparison with pizza. I get what you're saying. [00:06:23] Speaker B: There's no bad pizza. [00:06:24] Speaker C: Yeah, it's like, like I said again that you'd have to try, there is bad chili, though. I'm sure there is bad. What's crazy is that I've said to you guys, I brought that up when I was talking to a girl that loves the Wendover, Wendy's chili. And I'm like, that's disgusting. Like, that's actually not bad. I didn't. [00:06:42] Speaker A: Wendy's chili is, like, not that bad. [00:06:44] Speaker C: That's insane to me. That's, like, insane. I would never, ever think that. [00:06:48] Speaker A: It's actually really not that bad. [00:06:51] Speaker C: I just think of preparation and, like, what? Like, how long has it sat there? Like, that's the shit that I think about. Like, sometimes with food items, that's what skeeves me out. [00:06:59] Speaker A: Like, Wendy's chili is better than Kelly's roast beef's clam chowder. [00:07:03] Speaker B: Seven and a half out of ten. [00:07:05] Speaker C: See? Exactly. Like, that's seven. So now we're dancing towards something that can definitely. You can definitely have a bad one and definitely have a good one. Clam chowder. Like that. That's a cold cut one. [00:07:15] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:07:17] Speaker C: I would think, though, that's just. It's crazy. You're not the only person to ever say, like, there's been. And I've asked other people, like, hey, is it crazy that this girl likes, you know, Wendy's chili? And people like, yeah, you're. You're an idiot. I'm like, yeah, I guess I am. I don't eat chili. So that that would, that would make sense. Hey, do you make beef stew? I agree, I do. I eat beefs. I eat beef stew. [00:07:42] Speaker A: I like beef stew. I make beef stew. [00:07:43] Speaker B: Beef stews good. [00:07:44] Speaker C: Beef stews good. [00:07:45] Speaker B: So I don't think Justin would like my chili because mine's spicy and it's, like, all heavy beef. [00:07:50] Speaker C: The best way to spread rich. Again, you made a very good point with the pizza. And then Justin saying that, like, I make my chili, dude, I make tuna the way I want it. Everybody makes things different. And then, like. But it's as much as you love something or you have a desired taste for, like, I'm sure you fucking love making that. [00:08:10] Speaker A: I love it. [00:08:11] Speaker C: Right? [00:08:11] Speaker A: It's like. But I made that strictly from the hot. [00:08:16] Speaker C: Like, strictly from that. And then one day, maybe I'll muster up the sack chili. I don't. Dude, I'm sorry. Like, that is not something that I want. [00:08:25] Speaker B: Why? [00:08:26] Speaker C: I don't want to consume that. [00:08:27] Speaker A: Can I tell you the. [00:08:28] Speaker C: See? Yeah. [00:08:32] Speaker A: If a chili's too rich for me, like, I can have multiple bowls of that. [00:08:38] Speaker C: Oh, God. [00:08:39] Speaker A: If the chili's too rich for me, I got one bowl, and then I'm not touching it again. I like to smash it. [00:08:45] Speaker C: Of chilies. Of other chilis that I've seen. Like, I've seen other chilies that that one looks, like, smoother. Other ones look, like, very, like, combust with, like, a bunch of. [00:08:55] Speaker B: Yeah, so that's how I like mine. So I think that was where the difference is between me and I like it chunky. [00:09:00] Speaker C: It looks a little dark. [00:09:02] Speaker B: It seems like he went cheap. Like, that was the welfare chili. [00:09:05] Speaker C: No, I'm only putting one pound. [00:09:07] Speaker B: Then he should have put two and a half. [00:09:08] Speaker C: No idea. [00:09:09] Speaker A: Again, I go simple, and it's just me and her. So I'm not like, I don't. Just a bowl. It's a bowl full of turkey. Then at that point. [00:09:21] Speaker B: My wife's turkey chili is better than your turkey chili. I'll put that on anything. On dogs. On dogs. [00:09:29] Speaker A: We're gonna have to do a blind taste test. [00:09:32] Speaker B: I think we should get someone in here to taste test chili's. Like, I don't know who that would be. Like, who's a gonna be an unbiased guy Fieri? Yeah, guy Fieri. [00:09:40] Speaker A: We'll get what's his name on the podcast. [00:09:42] Speaker C: That guy give you an, oh, what. [00:09:45] Speaker B: Are you doing today? Him taste the chili's. He would smash that chili into. [00:09:50] Speaker C: He pulled up on Durham, enjoyed Durham. Yeah, that's good. I still. I got a. So how is the sandwiches going over there? They're flying. [00:09:59] Speaker B: Yeah, they're flying. [00:09:59] Speaker C: Good. That's awesome. That's awesome. [00:10:01] Speaker B: Even though people were panicking a bit furtheria. Shit. [00:10:04] Speaker C: Oh, that's, yeah, that's. [00:10:06] Speaker B: Come on. [00:10:06] Speaker C: That's. Where do you, can I ask you, like, where do you go for your cold cuts? [00:10:11] Speaker B: Well, they're all italian, so they're all imported from Italy. So it's not of the boys head. We don't have boys head. We don't have american cold cuts. [00:10:17] Speaker C: Okay. All right. So that's where the line draws on. [00:10:20] Speaker B: That's where the line draws. Let's hope nothing gets hit in Italy. Like, all of a sudden there's like, I know, italian listeria skin. [00:10:27] Speaker C: Italian italian deli skier. [00:10:30] Speaker A: This is flirting with all the women, right? Investors. [00:10:34] Speaker B: You want to see my capacity? [00:10:37] Speaker A: I met the. Good morning, Gloucester guys. Great guys. [00:10:41] Speaker C: Good morning, gloss. [00:10:42] Speaker A: Funny guys. [00:10:42] Speaker B: I know. [00:10:43] Speaker A: I've been telling you, we, we got to get them on. They want us to. Joey doesn't golf. [00:10:52] Speaker B: Joey doesn't golf. [00:10:53] Speaker A: Joey doesn't golf. So me and him would be in the same boat and he wants to. [00:10:57] Speaker B: Go out and golf. [00:10:58] Speaker A: Well, it's just like a thing to have fun, not like, gotta love that. [00:11:04] Speaker B: I just wanna, all I wanna do, like, if I had the money, like, the expendable income, it would be to hire Jaren Duran to follow us around. And every time you and him hit, he just screams out a very slur to the Baltius. [00:11:16] Speaker A: Oh, I'm atrocious. [00:11:18] Speaker B: Every time you miss the ball, Joey misses the ball. He just. [00:11:21] Speaker A: I think Chris is like a scratch golfer, I'm pretty sure. [00:11:24] Speaker C: Is he? [00:11:24] Speaker B: Yeah, they kind of look similar. They look like they could be brothers. [00:11:28] Speaker A: Are like, they look like they could be brothers for sure. [00:11:30] Speaker B: The bald white guy. [00:11:31] Speaker A: Joey's tall, though. [00:11:33] Speaker B: Yeah, you could see that. [00:11:34] Speaker A: Yeah, Joey's tall. Funny guys, though, they're like, they just remind me of, like, if we just got older. [00:11:43] Speaker B: I don't think I'm gonna make it to that age, if we're being honest. How old is he? He's gotta be in his fifties, right? [00:11:47] Speaker A: He gotta be in their fifties. [00:11:48] Speaker B: Mid fifties. Joe, I've been telling, we've been shouting you out, but you got you. What do you think, 55? [00:11:55] Speaker A: Yeah, probably. [00:11:56] Speaker B: I'm gonna give you 30 strokes on the golf course. I think that's fair. [00:12:00] Speaker A: Well, he's not a golfer. He's probably worse than I am. [00:12:03] Speaker B: I don't think that's possible. I'll, you know what, Joey? I'll take you straight up versus Justin. That's how bad he is. [00:12:10] Speaker A: I never claimed to be good at golfer. [00:12:12] Speaker B: He's a better cook than he is a golfer. [00:12:14] Speaker A: You just said I was a shit cook, though. [00:12:15] Speaker B: No, I just said it's not my style. That's all I said. But I said there's no chili. No b, there's no bad pizza. There's no real bad chilis. As long as it's edible. [00:12:23] Speaker A: Did it taste good? That's all I needed to know. [00:12:26] Speaker B: Yeah, it tasted. It tasted good. Like I said, this is like. I would call this, like, you know, a girl you're not gonna brag about. You get. You get, you know, you go to the club, you get a little jacked up. Maybe she's like, a sick. [00:12:39] Speaker A: Here's the thing is, you marry smash of a. What did you rate that? [00:12:44] Speaker B: I said seven and a half, but I think that was a little bit. [00:12:46] Speaker A: No, yeah, it's already you. It's already on camera. Seven and a half. You know what you do with a seven half? You marry a seven and a half. [00:12:52] Speaker B: No, I would never marry that soup. [00:12:54] Speaker A: You marry. [00:12:55] Speaker B: I would turn gay. [00:12:56] Speaker A: Before I marry that you marry a seven, I would turn gay. [00:13:00] Speaker C: It sounds like there'd be a lot of back to achieving. [00:13:02] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. [00:13:04] Speaker B: I'd be sneaking all different chilis on the side. [00:13:06] Speaker C: Yeah. That show. There's a lot of sneaking going on. [00:13:09] Speaker A: What's a fastball? [00:13:10] Speaker B: Banshee. She's great. What? A fucking lot of action. [00:13:13] Speaker C: A lot of fucking. Lot of action. [00:13:14] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:13:14] Speaker C: Yeah. A lot of fucking this. [00:13:17] Speaker B: At least three people getting fucked and, like, eight people getting killed. Every episode. [00:13:20] Speaker C: Every episode, yeah. Characters are good. Yeah. So, guys, I haven't went to sleep. [00:13:25] Speaker A: I've been up this whole time just watching Banshee. [00:13:27] Speaker C: Just watching Banshee. [00:13:28] Speaker B: And he came in here like a banshee. [00:13:29] Speaker A: He did. [00:13:30] Speaker B: He was. He was very cranky. [00:13:31] Speaker A: He was like, I'm not trying that chilli. [00:13:34] Speaker B: He said he was gonna gronk spike. [00:13:35] Speaker A: The chili and the baby. [00:13:37] Speaker B: Yeah. And then he said. Then we said, we're gonna have to hold the baby. He said, well, I'll treat the chili just like that kid. I'll treat the kid just like that chili. So you want to gronk Spike the baby, too? [00:13:44] Speaker C: I had. No, I don't want either. [00:13:47] Speaker B: I think. I think a punishment for you, if you do something bad, like, it's gonna be just to hold a baby. [00:13:52] Speaker A: You gotta hold a baby. [00:13:53] Speaker C: Yeah. That's a. That's a good punishment. [00:13:55] Speaker B: Yeah. Like, we should have. You have to hold Santino for an entire episode. [00:14:00] Speaker C: That's way too. [00:14:00] Speaker B: Would that be a nightmare? Nightmare. [00:14:02] Speaker C: The kids health would be in serious danger. [00:14:05] Speaker B: I know you say that as a joke, but do you honestly feel that way? [00:14:08] Speaker A: Um, like, what is it with you and your brother? [00:14:10] Speaker C: Like, yeah, yeah, no, I just don't want to hold the kid. I just don't, like, feel, like, secure holding a kid. Maybe if I was, like, sitting down a coach. [00:14:18] Speaker B: Yeah, like, sitting down. [00:14:20] Speaker C: I'm not like, oh, give me the baby. Like, no, but I don't do that. [00:14:24] Speaker A: With other people's kids. [00:14:25] Speaker C: Yeah. I don't. Oh, yeah. [00:14:27] Speaker B: Well, family. Family's different. [00:14:29] Speaker A: I've never held any newborn family other than my own. [00:14:33] Speaker B: Mako legitimately tells people, like, I'm not holding a baby. Cause I just feel like I'm gonna punt it over the pore. [00:14:38] Speaker A: Yeah, he's like, gets intrusive thoughts. [00:14:40] Speaker C: I. Yeah, I think mine might not, like the, like, stop the demon thing thoughts. Mine are, like, the worst case scenario thoughts of, like, hey, I hold this baby, I'm gonna drop it and its head's gonna crack open. I'm gonna watch the brain spill it all over the floor. So it's like. I'm like, ah, we'll wait. We'll wait a little bit. Wait. You know. [00:15:00] Speaker B: And you put that on the, like a baby. [00:15:02] Speaker A: He doesn't know what that is. Jeffersy hangover. You know, the thing. He's carrying the baby in the front. [00:15:07] Speaker B: Nice straps. [00:15:08] Speaker C: That is like, does that feel good for the kid? [00:15:10] Speaker B: I think it does. [00:15:11] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, they love it. [00:15:12] Speaker C: Really? [00:15:12] Speaker B: Yeah, I think they feel like they're just light. [00:15:14] Speaker C: Like if I was never put in one of those. [00:15:16] Speaker B: You were put on a leash. [00:15:17] Speaker A: I had a leash. I don't know if you remember that. [00:15:19] Speaker B: Yeah, you were on a leash. You were a leash, baby. It makes a lot of sense. [00:15:22] Speaker A: You and Mako were both leash babies. [00:15:24] Speaker B: You went to go eat some chili, and she tugged you back. That's why you don't like chili. [00:15:28] Speaker A: That's exactly why you hate it. [00:15:29] Speaker B: I don't have the chili. [00:15:30] Speaker A: You're like, mama, chili. [00:15:32] Speaker C: Mama, I don't like chili. One thing that my mother holds against me that she'll cuss me out over is not eating her eggplanthenne. Eggplant palm. That's apparently like, one of the mother. My mother. [00:15:46] Speaker B: My mother made it the other day. It was actually delicious. [00:15:48] Speaker C: I do not eat eggplant. Negative. [00:15:53] Speaker B: Is he like, a black, black dick joke. [00:15:55] Speaker C: Lasagna. [00:15:56] Speaker A: You missed it. [00:15:57] Speaker B: Why? [00:15:58] Speaker A: You usually love eggplant. [00:16:02] Speaker B: He does. He's a big eggplant guy. No, no, no. [00:16:10] Speaker C: Hell, no. [00:16:10] Speaker B: So you don't like black women. That's what he's. What he was saying. [00:16:14] Speaker C: Oh, that's what he's referring. I don't know how. [00:16:16] Speaker B: That's where I was getting. He was going to. [00:16:18] Speaker C: Oh, yeah, no, I'm in the jungle for life. [00:16:21] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:16:26] Speaker C: I'm white, you're black. [00:16:28] Speaker B: You got a top five blind ranking today. [00:16:31] Speaker C: Yeah, I can get on that. [00:16:33] Speaker A: Do you have to be somewhere? [00:16:34] Speaker B: No, I was just. I was just. [00:16:36] Speaker A: Oh. Cause you said, we're gonna have a quick one today. [00:16:38] Speaker B: Well, I was trying to lessen the blow because you just, like, you don't even ask. You just drop the kid off to my mother. So she's. So I just wanted to lessen the blow. [00:16:46] Speaker C: He's like, hey, I had a kid. [00:16:47] Speaker A: That's not true. [00:16:48] Speaker B: No, I just wanted to lessen the blow. Oh, it's gonna be a quick one. [00:16:52] Speaker A: We already know that. Anytime I come here on this podcast, the kids gotta go somewhere. And she said, anytime. You can't say any time. And then when it's time to do the any time, you can't do the any time doesn't make any sense. [00:17:07] Speaker B: So it's just like, I swear to God, like, you're gonna hear about a murder at one of my places because I'm gonna end up killing some of these workers. I can guarantee it. [00:17:16] Speaker C: You're gonna like, look, I can guarantee you. [00:17:19] Speaker B: I can guarantee that's just gonna happen. [00:17:24] Speaker C: I had good service the other day. [00:17:25] Speaker A: I will say I have been doing a little bit of house hunting. It's much. It's much more difficult than you would think. [00:17:33] Speaker B: Yes, I would assume it's extremely difficult, even though the interest rates are out of control. [00:17:37] Speaker A: But they were. They were already up to seven. It was six and a half last week. Now it's seven. Doesn't make any sense. I think I'm locked in, though. [00:17:45] Speaker B: I think. Yeah, you usually. They lock you in when they give you a thing. You're off, usually, but who knows? They give you like 30, 60 days. [00:17:55] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:17:55] Speaker B: Until I think that it makes perfect sense to just vote for the same person that's been in there for four years. Let this keep going. Let the high interest rates keep going. Let those high prices keep going. Let those gas prices keep going, electrics up, double vote the same person in that did all that over four years. I think it makes perfect sense. [00:18:17] Speaker A: Yeah, no, of course. [00:18:18] Speaker B: It's just like the housing market. Everything is ready to fucking blow. [00:18:22] Speaker A: You know what's funny? [00:18:23] Speaker B: Let's go. [00:18:24] Speaker A: The four years before that. I can't even think, who was the president? I don't know. My brain's not working correctly. But what I can remember distinctly is the previous four years is like, I made the most money, had the most money I've ever had and then on top of it, everything was so much cheaper. I don't know who was that. [00:18:44] Speaker B: I honestly don't remember who it was either. I have bad memory when it comes to it. [00:18:48] Speaker A: Only like that person would just like run again. I think that we probably be in much better shape. [00:18:53] Speaker B: I think anything's better than those four years. It's like, oh, we're gonna do x, Y and Z in the first 90 days. Well, you've been in there for 2500 days or however long it's fucking been. [00:19:05] Speaker A: Not for nothing. [00:19:06] Speaker B: Why she was on it. [00:19:07] Speaker A: She did a bang up job. She was in charge of one thing. [00:19:10] Speaker B: Blowing. She was blowing the guy. [00:19:12] Speaker A: She was in charge of one thing. And I think that was the border and we all know how that's going right now. We got to the fucking airport filled with people just sleeping on fucking sidewalks. [00:19:24] Speaker B: It's pretty bad. [00:19:25] Speaker C: Have you guys seen what Amanda Bynes looks like lately? [00:19:29] Speaker A: Yeah, she's atrocious. She looks like her favorite dinosaurs. [00:19:36] Speaker B: She honestly looks like she belongs on methanol. Myel. [00:19:39] Speaker C: She's just massive cash. [00:19:41] Speaker A: Do you think she still has money? [00:19:43] Speaker C: I feel like, bad? [00:19:44] Speaker B: No. [00:19:46] Speaker C: Maybe. [00:19:46] Speaker B: I don't know. I don't feel like she. I think she's more just like in seclusion. Is she spending her money like that? [00:19:53] Speaker A: I don't know. Well, she just went to like nail tech school. She posted something. She's. Just months ago. [00:19:58] Speaker C: That's sickening. [00:19:59] Speaker A: She's like, I just finished my concert from Nickelodeon. [00:20:03] Speaker B: What's his name? Josh. No. [00:20:06] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. I can't think of his name that runs at all. [00:20:09] Speaker B: How do we always forget his. [00:20:10] Speaker C: I don't know. [00:20:11] Speaker A: The pedophile guy. [00:20:13] Speaker B: He ruined her. He fucked her. Made her get an abortion, apparently. Let's be honest, her life's pregnant. That's the Romans. But they can't say that. [00:20:21] Speaker A: And like, her parents spent all her money. [00:20:24] Speaker B: This is like I said, this is gonna be a high, high disturbance episode. My kids playing Fortnite behind us screaming like a lunatic. [00:20:32] Speaker C: I love that. [00:20:33] Speaker B: We got the dogs. [00:20:33] Speaker C: I'll take that. [00:20:34] Speaker B: We got the dogs out there barking. [00:20:36] Speaker C: They retire. [00:20:37] Speaker B: They suck. [00:20:38] Speaker C: Yep. [00:20:38] Speaker B: I can't wait till both of them die. We got a cat. Already ran into this episode. [00:20:44] Speaker C: You haven't seen the cat yet? Oh, cats over there. [00:20:46] Speaker B: Actually, the cat's moving just. That's fine. [00:20:48] Speaker A: The eight lives left. [00:20:49] Speaker B: It's got eight lives left. [00:20:51] Speaker A: It's down to eight. [00:20:53] Speaker C: Yeet it, bro. Dude, that was funny. Oh, man. [00:20:58] Speaker A: Eight. [00:20:59] Speaker B: We're down to eat and a subpar chili. I mean, that's how. [00:21:04] Speaker A: Episode we are. 98. [00:21:06] Speaker B: No, no, 97. [00:21:08] Speaker A: 97. [00:21:08] Speaker B: I think last week was 96 again. I said we just ended right on 100. This is slogan. Oh, you don't. Don't give them the hundred. Yeah, say the hundreds coming. [00:21:17] Speaker A: And then it just never does. I think it's like. [00:21:20] Speaker B: Like you in bed. [00:21:21] Speaker A: I'm coming. [00:21:23] Speaker C: I thought about just randomly. Just randomly thought about what to do for, like, episode 100. Since it goes back. I'm still down for 100 oreos. I think that'd be great. But naming, do you think you could name somebody? Not somebody. I don't know. Maybe the best. That's very. It's very, like, open. But I was just in the shadow thing about naming ever, like a sports player that's won every number, at least all the way from one, then obviously we can't go to 100. [00:21:51] Speaker A: I never do. [00:21:52] Speaker B: Yeah, you could definitely. We could definitely do that. It wouldn't even be a question. [00:21:55] Speaker A: You could do double. [00:21:56] Speaker C: How long do you think it would. Yeah, you could do double zero. Good call. Or zero. [00:22:00] Speaker B: Yeah, do them all. [00:22:01] Speaker C: Yeah. Zero to double zero. [00:22:03] Speaker B: I think that would take. Honestly, that would take seven minutes. [00:22:08] Speaker C: If you think it would take somewhere. If it like seven minutes. We should. We should attempt it because I don't think it'll take away legitimately. [00:22:15] Speaker B: If Marco was here, it would take three minutes. [00:22:18] Speaker C: Yeah, he. Yeah, he's. [00:22:19] Speaker A: I think we should go back to the roots for the episode. We'll get Marco J. Fine. On. We'll do the. Do a whole traditional episode. [00:22:26] Speaker C: I'd rather kill myself. [00:22:28] Speaker B: He made a sub pot chili that I said on this thing. It wasn't even close to as good as your turkey. [00:22:32] Speaker A: There's chili in there if you want some. [00:22:34] Speaker B: Not even close to as good. [00:22:35] Speaker A: I need Chrissy to taste it. [00:22:36] Speaker B: There was less meat in that thing. It was crazy. Yup. Vegans eat more meat than this thing. I thought it was a vegan one tofu chili. [00:22:44] Speaker A: This kid Jessica, see that relentlessly just. [00:22:46] Speaker C: Hit you with as she walks away. That really. That really was like. I really don't give a fuck what the rest of the sentence. [00:22:52] Speaker B: Yeah. She's like, I gotta go get my nails done. Does you feel like she gets her nails done? [00:22:55] Speaker A: You think she's going to Amanda Bynes to do it? [00:22:57] Speaker B: Yeah. Amanda Bynes gonna do our nails. [00:23:01] Speaker C: Amanda Bynes looks like somebody that we. [00:23:03] Speaker B: What's the color we're picking today? Is it gonna be blazing shrimp or what's this? What's. What's the color? Do we know shrimp? [00:23:08] Speaker C: Raisin canes. Raisin karma with the shrimp fire. What color are we doing, huh? He's not in the seat. Oh. I was holding him, then all of. [00:23:22] Speaker A: A sudden, he only did every Tuesday. [00:23:24] Speaker B: Guess what Justin just did. The heisman to the cat fell off the table. [00:23:29] Speaker A: Not really what he was talking about. He's making stuff up. [00:23:32] Speaker B: So if she. If her kidney, she starts pissing blood. We know why this kid just makes stuff. Checker. Check her little box. [00:23:39] Speaker A: Always trying to get me in trouble. [00:23:40] Speaker C: The cows, like, clear the kid. [00:23:42] Speaker B: There was no need. [00:23:44] Speaker C: It's like, you know when the player takes two steps out, then that linebacker comes over and, like, just crack. [00:23:51] Speaker B: Justin's basically vontage perfect. [00:23:54] Speaker C: That's all I could imagine when I. [00:23:56] Speaker A: Looked down at the cats. [00:23:58] Speaker C: Yeah, dude. [00:24:00] Speaker A: Bye, Chrissy. [00:24:01] Speaker C: Bye, Chrissy. Oh, my God. Dude. That was great. Hey, when I walked outside today, guess what it felt like? [00:24:09] Speaker B: What it feel like? [00:24:10] Speaker C: Ball. [00:24:11] Speaker B: Are you getting there? [00:24:12] Speaker C: Felt a little bit of fall. [00:24:13] Speaker A: A little crisp in the sweet, but I agree. [00:24:16] Speaker B: I do like. [00:24:17] Speaker C: Yeah. But I think that the humidity times of bias, which is. [00:24:19] Speaker B: I thought it would been so Saturday we had a little fucking birthday party for his friends here. And it was fucking 70 degrees, but it was so fucking humid. It was the weirdest fucking day ever. [00:24:30] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. [00:24:31] Speaker B: There was like a sheet, a sheath of moisture on everything. A sheath of moisture. [00:24:36] Speaker C: Sheath. [00:24:37] Speaker A: Did you say holy sheath. [00:24:39] Speaker B: Holy sheets? [00:24:40] Speaker A: Yeah, I would have said the same thing. So did you guys. [00:24:44] Speaker C: I'll be here. I think I'll be here this Saturday. [00:24:46] Speaker A: I did want to bring. Oh, yeah. For the potty. [00:24:49] Speaker C: Yeah, I think I'm gonna. I think I may give a brunch and then just go do night and then come back after I work. [00:24:55] Speaker B: Okay. We're not starting till 02:00 oh. So you might not. That might not even work for you. [00:25:01] Speaker C: No, I mean, I gotta. I don't have to be until five, so. [00:25:04] Speaker B: Okay. Get some food in your system. [00:25:08] Speaker A: Speaking of food in your system, I read this article about Applebee's. [00:25:14] Speaker B: What is she doing? Coming back in for. Oh, get a granola bar. You can't faint. You should have had some chili before you left, Chrissy. [00:25:21] Speaker A: Yeah, that's good. [00:25:21] Speaker B: Disgusting. [00:25:22] Speaker A: It's delicious. So I'm gonna take that with me. I'm not gonna leave the leftovers in the fridge. Is what you're saying. [00:25:27] Speaker B: No, I mean, she'll eat it. I don't eat leftovers. You're lucky I even ate that. [00:25:31] Speaker A: That's not a leftover. That's not considered a leftover. That's considered a leftover. No, it's not. [00:25:36] Speaker B: Yes, it is. [00:25:37] Speaker A: No, it's not. [00:25:37] Speaker B: It was leftover from last night. [00:25:39] Speaker A: It's not considered a leftover. [00:25:41] Speaker B: I will say it's one of the better leftovers. [00:25:42] Speaker A: It's not. I wouldn't consider that a leftover. It's like if you make a soup or you make a chili at fucking 08:00 at night, it's not even 24 hours still leftover. I don't think so. [00:25:54] Speaker B: I do think that soups have a great. [00:25:55] Speaker A: I don't think so. A leftover to me is like, I ate four slices of pizza out of the eight. That's leftovers. I ate half the sub. I got half the other sub left. That's a leftover. I ate five out of the eight steak tips. That's a leftover. When you're scooping out of a vat. [00:26:14] Speaker B: Of something, it doesn't matter. [00:26:16] Speaker A: It's like you didn't eat it already and then put it back. [00:26:21] Speaker B: No, but it's like a pizza. Like a pizza's leftover. You're taking a slice. [00:26:25] Speaker A: Yeah, but you're still touching other shit. Oh, stop. I'm gonna say to me, that's a leftover. When you make a vat of chili. [00:26:33] Speaker B: Or how many times I bet you tasted it? [00:26:36] Speaker A: Zero. [00:26:37] Speaker B: Okay. You don't put zero. You don't put your spoon in there to taste it. [00:26:39] Speaker A: No, I know. [00:26:39] Speaker B: So bad. [00:26:40] Speaker A: I know. Exactly. [00:26:41] Speaker B: So bad. That's why it tastes so bad. [00:26:43] Speaker A: Okay. Your fucking upper lip tastes bad more. [00:26:46] Speaker B: That is probably true. [00:26:49] Speaker A: Speaking of food, Applebee's, I just read this article. They're running a special where it's like all you can eat fucking whatever. It's like $15.99. Eat to your house content. You pick whatever items you want, like a bottomless fries, bottomless chicken tenders, whatever. [00:27:10] Speaker B: Okay? [00:27:11] Speaker A: So this group of like, four people go out, they sit down, they order one of these things thinking that it's gonna. Everybody can just eat at the fucking table. Make the biggest scene. They're screaming at the manager, screaming at the server. The cops come. They start screaming at the cops. The cops, like, look at the menu. It tells you on the bottom per person. [00:27:37] Speaker B: Yeah. Can't share it. [00:27:38] Speaker A: Yeah. Then they stopped arguing. Whatever. Then they bring the bill over. This lady starts flipping out again. Ends up getting arrested, disorderly conduct, crazy. [00:27:50] Speaker B: That is nuts. It reminds me of that family. This is family that goes out on fucking instagram. It's like this, this white family, they got husband, wife, and like three or four kids and they try to spend like 25 or $30 every single time. How? They just do. They split a bunch of shit. They just split shit. So they'll get like a chicken tenders, split the fries and then the mother like divvies it all up and like, hey, we can eat out here for $30. [00:28:12] Speaker A: That's crazy. [00:28:14] Speaker B: They like, drink waters. They have like, they bring their own like powder to put in the water and shit. They're one of those people that would just make me. All he says is he flips out. He's like, because everyone in the comments is like, oh, why are you wasting a waitress table? Like, why would they want to wait on you for $6? All this stuff. He's like, well. And then he shows the picture of the empty restaurant. I always go during the down times. So, like, would you rather have $6 and not have anything? [00:28:40] Speaker A: No, I'd rather have nothing. [00:28:41] Speaker B: Yeah, that's what everyone says in the day, like, just to deal with your cheap ass. [00:28:45] Speaker A: Yeah, I'd rather. I would much rather have nothing. Cuz you're definitely running me ragged too if I'm playing. Yeah, bring me some fucking sugar packets and some lemons. It's like, you're a loser. [00:29:00] Speaker C: Give me. Don't give me. Give me a hot. Bring me a hot cup of water. [00:29:03] Speaker B: When it pops back up on my thing, I'll make sure to send it to you. [00:29:06] Speaker A: Yeah, it's like a nice. [00:29:07] Speaker B: It's a nice hate like, video. [00:29:08] Speaker A: Just stay home. Make them a fucking bologna and cheese sandwich. [00:29:13] Speaker B: You gotta be real careful with those rules. People are always gonna try to fucking. Yeah, we even got people that do it in our place. Like they wanna put everything separate. So you got a chicken combo, but they'll do like the chicken separate from the eggplant. So that's like they get chicken parm and eggplant pom and they split the pasta. They're good. [00:29:30] Speaker A: They think they're good. [00:29:31] Speaker B: I actually like it. I like, I like. Sometimes I tip my. [00:29:34] Speaker A: How do you feel about doing like. [00:29:37] Speaker C: I laugh, I laugh, I laughed. Like, we can be over. We can be way more like kind of like stern with it and like, I can tip. See, like they wanna be like, oh, can we? You know, the American, let's say we have the potty boards. I don't know if you've seen them at all. Like, it's very self explanatory. It's like appetizer platters. Obviously there's two for a reason. Like, there's certain ones that go on one and certain ones that go on another. [00:30:03] Speaker A: You're not mixing. They always try to mix. [00:30:06] Speaker C: They always try and mix. [00:30:08] Speaker A: No, no, no substitution. [00:30:09] Speaker C: Why can't you just take down, like, well, why can't you just listen to how the restaurants organized? There's a reason for why this is priced this way and this is priced this way. The american one comes with the egg rolls, this, that, and the other thing. Oh, why can't we get coconut shrimp on the american potty boards? Like, you can get american potty board and coconut shrimp. We ain't subbing out french fries for coconut shrimp. Like, no, that's the thing. [00:30:32] Speaker B: Yeah, I'll give you one quarter of one shrimp for those french fries. [00:30:35] Speaker C: I mean, like, it's. It makes. Yeah, all. So is there an upcharge? [00:30:40] Speaker B: Yes. [00:30:40] Speaker A: Yeah, of course. [00:30:41] Speaker B: Just order the coke. I don't know how people have the balls to be that cheap in public. [00:30:46] Speaker A: Well, I mean, you go out with seven people. Don't try to order three things, dude. It's crazy. [00:30:51] Speaker C: It's. I feel I get secondhand embarrassment. [00:30:54] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:30:54] Speaker C: I'm just like, oh, it's just then there was another, like, a plate fee. [00:30:59] Speaker A: Like, we do plate fee, like a shoe. We have to do, like, an item per person, whether it be like a side of meatballs, whatever, or if, like, let's say the frontal. [00:31:09] Speaker C: So if this answers your question, brunch. Four people came in. [00:31:13] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:31:14] Speaker C: And realistically, we're trying to take tables for food. If you want just drinks. Like, use the bar. Like, go to the bar or go to the bar. Or from the bar. Sit in the window. [00:31:23] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:31:23] Speaker C: You know what I mean? Like, the restaurants, you guys seen it. Not big at all. Like, those need to be utilized. [00:31:29] Speaker A: Fucking sexy. [00:31:31] Speaker B: Water food at the window if you want. Oh, okay. Okay. [00:31:36] Speaker C: Yeah, absolutely. Everywhere. Everywhere is full service. You can get full service anywhere. [00:31:41] Speaker A: But it. Tables are very limited. [00:31:43] Speaker C: Four people come in, three order drinks. One orders a hot tea. Like, I don't have hot tea. Like, all right, well, do you have any tea? Like, no, not at all. [00:31:53] Speaker B: How do you not have hot tea? [00:31:55] Speaker C: I don't have hot. [00:31:55] Speaker A: I can make you a green tea shot. [00:31:57] Speaker C: Yeah, I can make a green t shirt. Whatever. So they order for four of them, Justin. They order one chicken and waffles. [00:32:02] Speaker A: It's crazy. [00:32:04] Speaker C: That was a brutal one. [00:32:05] Speaker B: I thought you had a $50 minimum per person. [00:32:08] Speaker C: Negative. That is all. Listen, that is only if with parties eight or more that that down deposit is taken. [00:32:16] Speaker B: Oh, I thought that was like throughout the place I've been telling you to spend dollar 50 each, which I don't think is an issue. Like, I'll spend $50 like, before I even get my meal. [00:32:25] Speaker C: Saying that though. Yeah, like say that out loud, like that's not at all insane. Like, what the fuck? That's so cheap. If you think that you're gonna spend like less than $75 if you out in the north end eat it. [00:32:37] Speaker A: It's crazy, dude. I buy a sub, it costs $25. [00:32:40] Speaker C: Yeah, fucking yeah, right. [00:32:42] Speaker B: Never mind going out drinking appetizers. I don't know why people try to cheat. That's why I just won't go out to eat if I feel like, okay, I'm gonna be just knock out. [00:32:50] Speaker A: That's where I'm at. I'd rather not go out to eat because if I go out to eat, I'm getting appetizers, I'm getting drinks, I'm getting a dinner, I'm getting dessert. I'm going for the full experience. [00:33:00] Speaker B: Cup of good chili. You gotta, you gotta, like I want exactly. [00:33:03] Speaker A: It's french onion soup. I'm getting french onion soup and I'm gonna get maybe some potato skins. It's like we're getting at least two up. I'm getting a personal appetizer and table appetizer. [00:33:14] Speaker C: Yep. [00:33:14] Speaker A: It's like you people are all fucking maniacs. [00:33:17] Speaker B: Meagre. Me and my family go to the border cafe and spend more than $50 a person. [00:33:22] Speaker A: Yeah, 100%. [00:33:22] Speaker C: I love the border cafe. [00:33:24] Speaker B: You just, you know what that Camptown. [00:33:25] Speaker C: Shrimp, dude, I gotta know what that sauce is, bro. Like, I don't even know what the. [00:33:30] Speaker B: Fuck city is good. Everything's good. [00:33:33] Speaker C: I wish you could try. I don't think Justin could try. I think the Camptown shrimp sauce would, like, put you in the hospital. [00:33:40] Speaker A: I can't have shrimp either. [00:33:42] Speaker C: It is. Oh, really? [00:33:43] Speaker B: Yeah, but the sauce, you just gotta try the sauce. [00:33:45] Speaker A: You know what's really good? They're burgers. What is it? They have a good burger and they do with mexican cheese. [00:33:51] Speaker C: It's so good. That's the type of, wow, that's like something I would do at home. That's something that I would entertain. [00:33:58] Speaker A: It's really good. [00:33:59] Speaker C: I wish I liked, I did wish I liked some stuff more. I wish I liked onions and stuff more. So I didn't have to, like, really dance around a lot. [00:34:07] Speaker A: Have to do is eat it more and you grow to like it. Your palate changes. [00:34:14] Speaker C: Like, I tried a salsa verde or whatever the fuck it was. I don't know, salsa. [00:34:19] Speaker B: Have you ever had it at Chipotle? They make it. That's like their mild salsa. [00:34:23] Speaker C: Salsa. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, I know you're onions. [00:34:28] Speaker B: It's usually pureed in. I don't know. [00:34:29] Speaker C: Yeah, I know, but, like, the red onion taste, dude. Like, it's stuck in my mouth sometimes. [00:34:35] Speaker B: Red onions do. Can, like, keep with you for days. [00:34:39] Speaker C: And I'm not gonna. That was so turnoffish. I'm like, dude, like, my whole. I like. I'm like. I brush my teeth three times. [00:34:44] Speaker B: Did you ever have guacamole? Sometimes. Did they go, no. [00:34:47] Speaker C: Like, I'm good. I don't want to try guacamole. Like, the consistency of avocado. Like, just makes me think of shit. [00:34:52] Speaker A: I love table side guac. When they make it right there, it's the best. [00:34:56] Speaker B: Rosa mexicana is a solid place. I know it's probably a chain, but I, like, actually really good. They have cheeseburger tacos. You would fucking love them. [00:35:05] Speaker C: That's fucking good. [00:35:06] Speaker A: Sounds good. [00:35:06] Speaker C: That sounds good. [00:35:07] Speaker B: Unbelievable. [00:35:08] Speaker C: Just like. Just like. I think you guys would love the north Shore chicken three way that we have it. Wicked. [00:35:13] Speaker B: Why? Yeah, we do chicken finger three ways all the time. We've been doing this our whole life. So this is the same thing. Just a fried piece of chicken. [00:35:20] Speaker A: Three way freeway. [00:35:21] Speaker C: Three way. [00:35:22] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. [00:35:24] Speaker A: I used to go to this. [00:35:25] Speaker B: Now that's a plaything. You should go and fucking review. Go review that. That will fucking do, numbies. [00:35:30] Speaker A: Yeah, I'll do that. Yeah, I'm in and do that. I still haven't eaten there yet. [00:35:34] Speaker C: Neither have I. [00:35:35] Speaker A: At wicked. [00:35:37] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:35:37] Speaker A: You've never eaten there? [00:35:39] Speaker C: I've never, like, sat down, ordered something to eat. I've had, like, just the steak and cheese egg rolls. [00:35:43] Speaker A: Wow. [00:35:44] Speaker B: So you've been working there for two years. You've never had the food? [00:35:47] Speaker C: Um. [00:35:48] Speaker A: Do they give you a discount on food? [00:35:49] Speaker C: Yeah. Yeah. Um. [00:35:51] Speaker A: He just pops over to la familia, gets a fucking little else or cheeseburger instead. [00:35:56] Speaker C: That's. I will. [00:35:57] Speaker A: That's better than 50% off, Alex. [00:35:59] Speaker B: 100. [00:36:00] Speaker A: That's it. That's true. It's just math. [00:36:01] Speaker C: I take care of the people. [00:36:03] Speaker A: You did. I asked. I take it, because I was ready to come on here, guns blazing. [00:36:08] Speaker C: And I'm not like that. [00:36:09] Speaker B: I know he's not. [00:36:10] Speaker A: I know but, you know, sometimes you just got to ask. [00:36:13] Speaker C: Yeah, no, no fish. Yeah, for sure. But, yeah, I never. I never really take it. I never take. [00:36:17] Speaker A: He got one meal and left a 30 piece. I thought that was very nice of him. [00:36:21] Speaker C: Yeah. Yeah. Very simple. Very nice. Very. [00:36:24] Speaker A: He wasn't there long. No. [00:36:26] Speaker C: I'm in and out, Jude. I get in there, I'm in. [00:36:29] Speaker A: It was the easiest $30 she made all night, I'll tell you that. [00:36:32] Speaker B: Definitely. Did you take half your food home? [00:36:35] Speaker C: I took only a lit. I took only a little bit home. [00:36:38] Speaker B: How much cheese did you put in the takeout container? [00:36:41] Speaker C: Not a lot. [00:36:42] Speaker A: Yeah, a whole shake. [00:36:44] Speaker C: I don't know why. The one shake that I got a hold of, bro, I wish somebody saw me. I was shaking it, and it wasn't coming out that much. [00:36:53] Speaker B: Did you open the top? [00:36:54] Speaker C: I couldn't open the top of this one. [00:36:58] Speaker B: I was literally. [00:36:59] Speaker C: I was like this on the side, tails. Like, I was trying to open the top. I'm like, this thing is fucking sealed. [00:37:05] Speaker B: My mother always says that one time he. He was taken home. [00:37:09] Speaker C: I forget what it was. It was literally this party coming up on Saturday a year ago. Cause that's when fucking Bria was there. [00:37:17] Speaker B: And x y even allowed to say her name. [00:37:19] Speaker C: She's gonna. Don't worry. [00:37:22] Speaker B: She's back. [00:37:23] Speaker C: Not nothing. She'll be back. I think she's making another parents. I told her, good. I said, yo, I just want you to know something, because I recently seen her said, you step in this backyard. I said, just spring your battle boots, your battle helmet. Might get a little loud. Might get a little chance going. I said, but, you know, people don't forget. [00:37:42] Speaker A: People don't forget. [00:37:43] Speaker B: Okay. What I would say is, I'm not gonna put her in this category. But I was supposed to send out a text that no one brings slots, so no sluts allowed. So, like, let's just say she's not a slut. Like, she's probably not in that category, right? [00:37:55] Speaker C: Yeah, no, I wouldn't. I wouldn't put her in that category. [00:37:58] Speaker B: Some random ass whores at the. At the backyard, at a kid's party. We don't need that. [00:38:02] Speaker A: Well, you know what's kind of weird. [00:38:04] Speaker B: Is, like, you should probably put her in that category. [00:38:07] Speaker C: You should say, probably reach out to Skyla. Yeah, probably text guy. [00:38:11] Speaker A: Look, I'm just. I was told, because it's parties that I didn't even go to, but, like, bringing a random person that you're not even dating is crazy to a family party. [00:38:29] Speaker B: I think you open yourself up to someone that doesn't like to be asked questions. Nico. Nico hates being asked questions. You're opening yourself up to stuff. [00:38:37] Speaker A: Listen, Nico, let me ask you this. [00:38:39] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. No. Like, I would expect all them all. Like, I hope someone throws out, like, something like that, oh, you guys back together and be like, nah. Left me like, a fucking piece of dirt in the grill. Like, that. That I have no problem. [00:38:51] Speaker B: She did leave you, like, a fucking no problem. [00:38:53] Speaker C: I feel like I have no problem being felt like, hey, went out for bread and milk and just didn't come back home type deal. Like, I have no problem bringing a. [00:39:01] Speaker A: Girl that you probably just met on the Internet and her kid to a family party is a little crazy. I'm just saying. [00:39:07] Speaker B: Oh, you're talking about that one. [00:39:09] Speaker A: I think that's a lit kind of push. [00:39:11] Speaker C: Hold on, I'm trying to think. [00:39:12] Speaker A: I don't even know if you were there. I wasn't heard. [00:39:17] Speaker C: No, I can. I'm. My brain right now, guys. [00:39:20] Speaker B: Lewis brought it to the last party. Brought a girl with a kid. [00:39:24] Speaker C: You're a fucking idiot. Like, why am I not fucking? [00:39:27] Speaker B: Nice set on her, though, I'll be honest. Cool, fake set on her. [00:39:31] Speaker C: Just weird. [00:39:32] Speaker A: But it's just like, he's not dating you. It's just. It's not like you guys have been dating for, like, a few months and you're coming to meet the family. [00:39:38] Speaker C: It's part. [00:39:39] Speaker A: It's not. [00:39:40] Speaker C: You, like, best friend? [00:39:41] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. [00:39:42] Speaker C: If it's not, like, your best friend. [00:39:43] Speaker A: Some girl he's probably been chatting up for, like, a week. [00:39:46] Speaker B: It should be someone we've heard of before. [00:39:48] Speaker A: Exactly. [00:39:49] Speaker B: Which it doesn't matter if that's a friend. [00:39:51] Speaker C: Funny you just mentioned this. Cause I had somebody come in on Saturday night and pick me out of a crowd while I was working. They come up to me, hey, can I talk to you for a second? I was just, like, just a rando, random girl. This random girl that just happened to walk in. I was like, okay, what's up? She's like, are you busy? I'm like, yeah, I'm working. And it's like, what a dumb question. She's like, um, by any chance, do you have a brother? And I was like, oh, fucking literally out loud. I don't care. You know, like, I don't care. I'll speak freely. So I literally just look down the ground. Oh, God fucking damn it. All right. [00:40:28] Speaker A: What happened the rest of that, I wonder how that will take. [00:40:30] Speaker B: I go, cokey coffee. [00:40:32] Speaker C: I do that sometimes I go, all right, what happened? Is he harassing you or what's going on? So I'm like, just, you know, she's like, no, no, no. I just want to show you this kid. I was like. And she shows me mako. I'm like, yes, yes. She's like, oh, I just figured. I seen you. You were in a. You were in a video. And I kind of just made the connection. My name's so and so. I said, oh, hey, nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. She's like, so your brother. And she starts talking about Mako and they've hung out before, and. But this story that passing on Friday, what happened was great. So they went to encore and this is Mako. Like, I don't know how to explain Marco, other than just doing something like this. Hanging out with a girl all night, whatever they are, they end up at the casino. Mako ends up seeing another girl, apparently. [00:41:22] Speaker A: Oh, God. [00:41:23] Speaker C: Goes up to her and just like, I don't know what this. What the name for the joke is, but all in all, just straight up, like, leaves that girl and goes with the other girl. [00:41:38] Speaker B: You think he's just jumping girls? [00:41:40] Speaker A: Hundred percent. What do you mean? He's got girls all day and it's the end. [00:41:44] Speaker B: Is it a bad. Is this bad situation? Cuz I know you think he's gay. [00:41:49] Speaker A: I don't know. Maybe he's afraid to see. [00:41:51] Speaker C: I literally. I was like. I said, my brother was out hanging out with two. You guys went out to eat. [00:41:57] Speaker B: Was she like, a girl that you drop quick? [00:42:02] Speaker C: I'd hit. [00:42:03] Speaker B: Oh, he did? [00:42:04] Speaker A: Okay, but you can't. Listen, you can't go out with. That's just rude. [00:42:07] Speaker B: That's rude. [00:42:08] Speaker C: That's very. [00:42:08] Speaker A: I said, take on a date. [00:42:11] Speaker C: Yeah, I said, I said, I said, first of all, I said, if you don't ever want to talk to my brother again, totally understand. That's a scumbag move to do. I said, that's. They said, that's not necessary. [00:42:20] Speaker A: Yeah, you can't. [00:42:21] Speaker C: I said, you guys, she's like, no, we're good friends. We like you both. [00:42:26] Speaker B: Blah. [00:42:27] Speaker C: I was like, oh. I was like, but you're trying to tell me that Marco just left you and end up going home with another girl? [00:42:33] Speaker B: God bless him if he's really fucking sticking and moving like that. [00:42:36] Speaker C: I guess that's crazy, though, to pit stop one girl and then take. And just jump in another car and go home with somebody else. I can't believe maybe. [00:42:45] Speaker A: He probably knew he wasn't getting any pussy from that one? [00:42:48] Speaker C: There you go, Justin. That might have been it, too. Yeah, that might have been a two. [00:42:52] Speaker B: I mean, at that point, it's like, you gotta get your rocks off, too. [00:42:56] Speaker A: Yeah. I mean, but I don't really picture Marco as a Riz master. [00:43:03] Speaker B: More like autism. [00:43:04] Speaker A: Autism, yeah. [00:43:06] Speaker C: I feel like. I feel like, oh, kids got a personality. Fucking. Just don't be weird, I guess. I don't know. Yeah, it'd be different for me. But that move. That move, though, that's. That's a scumbag move. That's like a paintbrush flat slap in the face and. No, that's fucking garbage, man. Imagine if that happened. A fucking him. 7000 has happened to him. [00:43:31] Speaker B: And he does fucking five minute videos online, don't you? [00:43:35] Speaker A: Yeah, I do. [00:43:36] Speaker B: They were out in Boston or something. [00:43:38] Speaker A: And I do remember. [00:43:39] Speaker B: Yeah, same thing. That she was talking to another kid. [00:43:41] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:43:41] Speaker B: And he flipped out. Remember he did, like, a 30 minutes video on. [00:43:44] Speaker A: He was in cell phone. Right? [00:43:46] Speaker B: You don't even sell the. [00:43:47] Speaker C: Maybe you guys were right. [00:43:50] Speaker B: Oh, see, so he back now. He didn't, like, happen to him, but he's doing it to other bra. Yeah. [00:43:56] Speaker C: The girl want to go hang out with, like, her guy friends are probably some other dick. [00:43:59] Speaker B: And they were vaguely. [00:44:01] Speaker C: Yeah, vaguely, but I agree with. [00:44:02] Speaker A: You say he went on, like, a ten minute. [00:44:07] Speaker B: I don't even know when I. Why I try anymore. [00:44:10] Speaker C: Yeah. Friends on mine. I'm. [00:44:12] Speaker A: Yeah, this is pre friends on. [00:44:14] Speaker C: Dude, I just seen the Starbucks tag on your phone. [00:44:17] Speaker A: This was celibate. Remember when Mako went celibate? When he announced that. [00:44:22] Speaker C: No. [00:44:23] Speaker A: Yeah, still in Braintree. [00:44:25] Speaker C: That's. [00:44:26] Speaker B: Yeah, he did. He went celibate. [00:44:27] Speaker A: He said we. We did, like, a whole episode on. I think we named an episode celibate because of it. This was. That's what caused it. [00:44:35] Speaker C: Not me. [00:44:36] Speaker A: He did the same thing. [00:44:39] Speaker C: I'm just actually, like, fantasized about how get kids just like kids, really, growing up. Kid sits up on his own. [00:44:47] Speaker A: Oh, my kid. [00:44:48] Speaker C: Yeah. Yeah. Him and Auntie Marianne is just hanging out on the couch. [00:44:51] Speaker A: Oh, have they? Yeah. [00:44:52] Speaker C: He is smashing a wiffle ball bat on the ground. [00:44:56] Speaker A: He's something else. Like, for his age. I mean, he'll be seven months on the 31st, which is crazy already. [00:45:04] Speaker B: Everyone thinks their kid's special, though. [00:45:06] Speaker A: I never said he was special. [00:45:07] Speaker B: That's where he's going with this. Everyone thinks that kids. Oh, they go. They're moving at a faster pace than. [00:45:12] Speaker A: Other babies in general. How fast? It had nothing to do with my kid. Specifically, I think that you are kid. I've never lived with a child day in and day out before. Right. To see it happen before your eyes is incredible. And it's so fast. That's the only point I was. [00:45:29] Speaker C: I think I want to name my kid Rocky. [00:45:30] Speaker B: I think what you should give your kid credit for is being one of the best babies ever that doesn't cry. [00:45:34] Speaker A: I call him a loser all the time. [00:45:36] Speaker B: So you complain the way you complain. You would think that you had, like, the worst baby. [00:45:41] Speaker A: You just think I say something two times and you just think it's forever. That's how I act. That's what you do. No, you hold on to. [00:45:53] Speaker B: And also, I wish she was still here. You were trying to sell her out last week as soon as we got off the podcast. She sold you out. Yeah, of course she sold you out. [00:46:05] Speaker A: Did you know what? [00:46:06] Speaker C: For that fucking. [00:46:07] Speaker B: She sold you. [00:46:09] Speaker A: She could something else she wants. All I'm saying is she asked me a question and I answered it. [00:46:15] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:46:16] Speaker A: Do you think this is too much? [00:46:17] Speaker B: I said, well, we do sold you down the river. Both these are selling each other down the river. So the. The truth lies somewhere in the middle. [00:46:25] Speaker C: I ended up going to get in the haircut, by the way. I know it's totally kind of off topic, but back to what we were talking about. [00:46:30] Speaker B: Yeah, a little bit. [00:46:32] Speaker C: I've tried Lawndy's, I believe I tried. [00:46:35] Speaker B: Oh, Peabody. [00:46:36] Speaker C: Yeah. Over near my barber shop. [00:46:38] Speaker B: Yeah. Solid. [00:46:40] Speaker C: Yeah. Very good beef. [00:46:43] Speaker B: Lot of beef. [00:46:43] Speaker C: Lot of beef. They are not shy. [00:46:46] Speaker B: Did you go super? [00:46:47] Speaker C: I went above. I went above a small one. [00:46:50] Speaker A: So you just told me did a regular. [00:46:53] Speaker C: Yeah, I think it was. [00:46:54] Speaker A: Honestly, I'd rather smash two juniors. [00:46:57] Speaker B: But juniors aren't juniors anymore. [00:46:59] Speaker A: No, they're not. [00:46:59] Speaker B: Because they put in too much in it and then you don't get the good sauce. Cheese mail ratio. They need to like. [00:47:04] Speaker C: No, but those guys, you need to. [00:47:06] Speaker B: Be somewhere in the middle. [00:47:07] Speaker C: Have it there, if you have it there. They're the type of people that leave it in, like a puddle of sauce. [00:47:12] Speaker A: I went to lens. [00:47:14] Speaker C: That's just how is. How do you like. [00:47:16] Speaker B: I like extra so I like a lot of sauce. [00:47:18] Speaker C: I always say, like, picking up, like you're fucking, like, just. [00:47:21] Speaker B: This is why I wheat. I eat a little bit with a fork. [00:47:25] Speaker A: I went to. I went to Glenn's Friday after the podcast. Very disappointing beef. [00:47:31] Speaker B: Really. [00:47:32] Speaker A: It was like. [00:47:33] Speaker C: They must hate you. [00:47:34] Speaker A: No, it was. You know what it reminded me of? It was very choppy, like a steak and cheese. You know, like the small choppy bits. [00:47:41] Speaker C: That's why I like. [00:47:41] Speaker A: Yeah, I hated shave. Give me, like nice. I. Kelly's is too thick. I need a tear down. [00:47:48] Speaker B: I think we need to go to Andover and really like hit a couple of those places. Bang down a couple juniors. [00:47:53] Speaker C: I had somebody tell me that's the one in damn house for steak and cheese. Cuz we. Me and. Me and the security guy to work like bro with Starvin. [00:48:04] Speaker A: He's like, what's the one in Danvis? [00:48:06] Speaker B: Modern. We gotta get modern. [00:48:07] Speaker A: Heard it's good. But they only are open, what, two days a week? [00:48:10] Speaker B: Only on Saturdays. [00:48:11] Speaker A: Only on Saturday. What do they sell otherwise? [00:48:13] Speaker B: Butcher shop. [00:48:14] Speaker A: Oh, okay. [00:48:15] Speaker B: They do sandwiches, though. [00:48:16] Speaker C: Isn't that a newbery pool? [00:48:17] Speaker B: No, they just. They moved to the ambassador probably two years ago. Signs around the corner. [00:48:22] Speaker C: Not played by them, but they. Were they in new bed? [00:48:24] Speaker B: Yep. [00:48:25] Speaker C: Okay. I'm not retired. [00:48:26] Speaker B: No, no, you're not. What were you saying now? You were saying something. [00:48:32] Speaker A: Blondies or whatever? [00:48:33] Speaker B: No. [00:48:33] Speaker C: Oh, no. [00:48:35] Speaker B: Kyle's. [00:48:35] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. Kid was like, cows, cows. He said that the cow steak and cheese, it used to be better. It has fallen off in the past few years, but it is still an elite sandwich, so that's good to know. [00:48:47] Speaker B: I haven't been there in a few years, so I can't tell you. But they got the teriyaki ones, like. [00:48:52] Speaker A: In general, has fallen off a little bit. [00:48:55] Speaker B: Supply chain. [00:48:56] Speaker A: Yes. [00:48:56] Speaker B: You know who we blame for that? Biden. [00:48:59] Speaker A: Yeah, I can. [00:49:00] Speaker B: Kamala, we can. [00:49:01] Speaker C: Why? [00:49:03] Speaker B: Fucking up the supply chain, Nico. Okay? [00:49:06] Speaker A: That's why everything costs more expensive. [00:49:08] Speaker B: So places like Carl's feel like. Or other places feel like they're getting quality because they need to keep their margins. They can only put so much onto the customer. [00:49:17] Speaker C: Dude, fucking. I just happen to be looking. I was just scrolling last night. Doordash. Whatever. I was just looking through, like, taco bell, bro, for. For like a chalupa. A steak chalupa. It starts at $7.84. [00:49:35] Speaker B: Do you know I spend the most money? [00:49:37] Speaker C: Wait a sec. [00:49:38] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:49:39] Speaker C: So then I literally go, wait a second. [00:49:41] Speaker B: Let me be the cheapest. [00:49:42] Speaker C: Let me do my order. Yeah, that what I used to get. Two chalupas. I think you should get like a burrito or cheese. Roll up that and a soda. That's literally like it. [00:49:50] Speaker B: That's it for four. Four, five. Thanks. [00:49:51] Speaker C: That's it. Fourth? Yeah, I think it came out to almost $50. [00:49:56] Speaker B: That's what I'm saying. [00:49:56] Speaker A: It's crazy. [00:49:57] Speaker C: I said crazy. I said, I can't get this place. I said, this is terrible. [00:50:01] Speaker A: If you're gonna spend $50, you're not. [00:50:03] Speaker B: Going to talk about no at that point. [00:50:06] Speaker C: Yeah, or no, I should just get my ass up and go to the grocery store. Like, what the fuck? Like, yeah, you want to buy for $50? And mark, I will say, market basketball. Get market basket. Market basket. [00:50:20] Speaker A: Move, dude. Everybody. [00:50:21] Speaker C: You get so much bang for your buck. I feel like at market basketballs of, like, how inflated everything else is. [00:50:28] Speaker B: Rotisserie chicken sucks. [00:50:29] Speaker A: Thank you. Literally just my point. That's the only thing that's trash. Horrible rotisserie chicken. Stop and shop all day for your rotisserie chicken. Even Whole Foods has a good rotisserie chicken. But stop and chop is the rotisserie chicken of rotisserie chicken. [00:50:45] Speaker B: For someone that hits so often, market basket on little things, like, the donuts are unbelievable. Even their sandwiches are pretty good. Everything that they do is good. How do they miss so bad on rotisserie cheese? [00:50:55] Speaker A: It's crazy. It's nuts because they make great sandwiches. [00:50:59] Speaker C: Also, they have a, like, low key popular, like, popular steak and cheese because it's only six dolls and it's a full sub. [00:51:06] Speaker A: The full sub. [00:51:07] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:51:07] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:51:08] Speaker C: That's. That's insane. I know. I haven't tried it. That'd be interesting to try. I've heard it's a. I've heard it's a good six dollar steak and cheese. [00:51:16] Speaker B: Well, Justin's getting into the food reviews. He needs to start. [00:51:18] Speaker A: Like, I did two food reviews, not me getting into food reviews. [00:51:23] Speaker B: I just felt, well, let's get into something. [00:51:25] Speaker C: So I think. I think you gotta attack that market basket. Steak and cheese for $6. [00:51:30] Speaker B: You've done more food reviews than Nico's done streams as Bob, you can. [00:51:34] Speaker A: That's true. [00:51:35] Speaker C: This is just the same. And I'm back tomorrow, so you better be back. I might. I'm actually probably gonna double it down. I'm probably gonna be doing Wednesday and Thursday. [00:51:43] Speaker B: Yeah, let's go get back into the kitchen, dude. [00:51:45] Speaker A: We need to do food reviews, though. I want to do, like, you should. [00:51:51] Speaker B: Be doing it all night. [00:51:52] Speaker A: I want to do things that, like. [00:51:53] Speaker C: Then I want to switch it up. [00:51:54] Speaker A: And play obviously hidden gems, but, like, specific items. Like, if I went to new bridge, I want to just do the antipasta, so. [00:52:03] Speaker B: Okay. Yeah. [00:52:04] Speaker A: You know what I mean? Like, little fucking. [00:52:06] Speaker B: You wanna highlight popular things. Why don't you curate a list of, like, the ten most popular things in Massachusetts and start there? [00:52:13] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:52:14] Speaker C: Start at number ten, steak and cheese. From market basket $6. [00:52:18] Speaker B: You gotta have that steak and cheese. [00:52:19] Speaker C: I feel like people don't even like know that they serve as steak and cheese unless you know about it. [00:52:24] Speaker A: Like things that are like banging. But you wouldn't think that they bang. [00:52:27] Speaker B: Or you could just like do a top five of everything. So take the top five steak and cheese places, condense it into one video. [00:52:33] Speaker A: Hungry. [00:52:33] Speaker B: And then hit him with a. With bullet points on every single steak of cheese. It doesn't have to be done in one day. Yeah, do it over a week. Get the steak of cheeses. Try them. Then do the top five roast beef places. I think that that would be like a lot of people might go to a list of five and then they could see all five. What the difference is between all five. [00:52:51] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:52:52] Speaker B: Banging out in a minute, minute and a half. [00:52:53] Speaker A: Well, it's hard when you even just doing one place when you only have a minute. It's tough. How are you going to squeeze? Because I like to show the interior just a little bit. You know, it's hard to do all that in one video unless you do the slide. [00:53:10] Speaker B: Just do me a favor, don't do the fucking one where you're walking down the wrong way of the place and everyone that's from the north end knows that you're walking. [00:53:17] Speaker A: Yeah, but if you listen to the video, it just says, I'm on my way to work. So I was walking towards work and I just happen to stop and turn. [00:53:24] Speaker B: Around and go, no, that's in your head. [00:53:26] Speaker C: Kind of some break. Not, not crazy breaking news. But for us who grew up on this, this is definitely some good news. Backyard sports franchise is back. [00:53:37] Speaker A: Backyard baseball. [00:53:38] Speaker C: Just backyard baseball. [00:53:39] Speaker B: Sanchez. [00:53:40] Speaker C: Backyard baseball. And the backyard sports franchise is back. They just dropped a trailer for what? [00:53:46] Speaker A: PlayStation. [00:53:47] Speaker C: I don't know what they're gonna be coming back with, but backyard sports officially back. That's kind of crazy. [00:53:53] Speaker A: I like back. [00:53:53] Speaker C: That's long. [00:53:54] Speaker B: That's. [00:53:54] Speaker C: That's very, very long overdue since there's so many personalities now in the games. [00:53:59] Speaker B: I don't know. I don't think fly. [00:54:04] Speaker C: Because your son's not on a computer any. [00:54:06] Speaker A: Right. You know, my favorite game is actually. [00:54:10] Speaker B: He would probably play that, which I. [00:54:11] Speaker A: Think it was so fun was. I see tower, you remember? I see towel of dicey Tow. That was like one of the best games. [00:54:17] Speaker B: I was nasty at icy Tao. [00:54:19] Speaker A: Fun. [00:54:19] Speaker B: I actually bought a controller for my computer at one point. [00:54:22] Speaker A: Just like you remember dominated. Well, you had to jump the levels and it just had jump up and down. [00:54:29] Speaker B: It was so stupid. You going up, and then there was small ones, but you'd slide off because everything was ice, so you'd have to like, jump. [00:54:36] Speaker A: And then, like, I miss step, you. [00:54:38] Speaker C: Fall plummet enough, and I don't think. [00:54:41] Speaker A: And the game's endless. It just. [00:54:42] Speaker B: It just keeps going. [00:54:43] Speaker A: Never stops. No, you're just gonna see how high you can get. [00:54:47] Speaker B: I see. I think I see tower. Hell yeah, dude. Because he looked like Pablo Sanchez. [00:54:54] Speaker A: Okay? [00:54:55] Speaker B: He looked like Pablo Sanchez. [00:55:00] Speaker A: Yes. [00:55:00] Speaker C: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:55:02] Speaker A: Dude, I love this game. Talk about nostalgia, yo. [00:55:06] Speaker B: See, cuz, he's not slipping yet until he gets up to that second level. [00:55:08] Speaker A: Then you would do like the mega jump. So you do like. Yeah, double jump. [00:55:11] Speaker B: Oh, I was so nasty at this game, dude. [00:55:16] Speaker A: You jump off the wall, you know, he's like, not doing it well. [00:55:19] Speaker B: I don't think he's gotten up there yet. He's gonna wait till he gets to the. Oh, my God, this is eight minutes. [00:55:24] Speaker A: That's so long. He obviously died. [00:55:28] Speaker B: He died. What a fucking loser this kid is. [00:55:31] Speaker A: He only got to the 23rd floor. Like, he keeps dying. What a pussy. [00:55:35] Speaker B: Wow, this guy sucks at this, huh? [00:55:38] Speaker A: There it is. [00:55:38] Speaker B: There it is. Oh, my God. Who's doing this? Dude, that's embarrassing. [00:55:44] Speaker A: That game was just so fun. [00:55:47] Speaker B: Yeah, I swear to God, I would break records on that game. [00:55:50] Speaker A: All the percent. That was like. [00:55:51] Speaker B: That's what you should be streaming, dude. Stream old video games. That's how it gets nostalgic. Yeah, since you don't want to be bouquet. You haven't done any skits outside of what you were supposed to be doing. [00:56:02] Speaker C: Yeah, you still haven't. [00:56:03] Speaker B: Like, why aren't you trying to jam a burrito through your fucking helmet? [00:56:07] Speaker C: Because I don't want to. I can't do that. [00:56:10] Speaker B: Yes, you can. I'll clean the helmet for you. [00:56:12] Speaker C: I gotta be able to make sure. [00:56:13] Speaker A: That the helmet, he gets like an idea in his head and then like. [00:56:18] Speaker B: I don't know, I just thought it was gonna be. [00:56:20] Speaker A: And then he just like. I don't want to say falls off because that's not the right word I'm looking for. I feel like you lose interest fast in it. [00:56:29] Speaker B: Have you lost interest? [00:56:30] Speaker C: Very, very, very hard to do all by myself, so we'll help you out. [00:56:40] Speaker B: You want me to clip some shit? Is that what you're saying? [00:56:42] Speaker C: It's very hard to me. I have a makeshift laptop where I'm not allowed to have certain. Certain applications open. So all I have to basically do is I have to take a whole, I have to stream it through my laptop, I have to go through in my laptop on Twitch and individually. [00:56:59] Speaker A: Can you just stream on your phone or you don't want to just give your phone up for that long? [00:57:04] Speaker C: No, no, you could stream like, I could stream like live on TikTok but you wouldn't be able to see like the game. I have to figure out a way to make. [00:57:14] Speaker A: Yeah, but on Twitch, you can't stream on Twitch from your phone. [00:57:18] Speaker C: No, because then you wouldn't pick up the game that I'm playing because it's on my Xbox. [00:57:22] Speaker A: Gotcha. [00:57:23] Speaker B: Yeah, but I'm, so what's your problem? Your problem is is that you can't clip it up. Right? [00:57:26] Speaker C: My problem is, yeah, it's taking the stream as a whole and being able to put it into, you know like through my capture card and like edit it because fucking Microsoft Lenovo gay ass laptops stuck on s mode and I can't get it out of s mode. [00:57:43] Speaker B: I know, it's like you're in safe mode right now. [00:57:46] Speaker C: I guess so. [00:57:48] Speaker B: All right, so you need, your problem is you need a computer. [00:57:50] Speaker C: So yeah, the next thing that I would buy is a Mac. [00:57:55] Speaker B: So I still don't get the problem. Maybe I'm getting confused. You got to explain this to me. [00:57:59] Speaker A: You're going to spend 22 2300, no. [00:58:01] Speaker B: Forget about the computer for right now. My question is, is what is going on? What's stopping you? Are you saying you could only stream once a day or what's the problem? [00:58:08] Speaker C: No, no, it's just like when you, when I stream and it's all said and done, it comes to like breaking it down and making the clips for it obviously. Like that's, that's what I'd rather make, I'd rather make the clips than like people actually. [00:58:18] Speaker B: Where's the video living though on, just on twitch. [00:58:21] Speaker C: Living on my twitch, just on my. [00:58:23] Speaker B: Twitter and screen record. [00:58:26] Speaker C: I can knock, I can go back to twitch, if I screen record it's only going to be as big as my phone. And like when we, when that blows up, I don't think that, I don't think that it's gonna look good, so. [00:58:41] Speaker B: Cuz you want an individual thing of your, okay, so I'm guessing you want it like you on top one video, then on the bottom is the actual clip of the game. [00:58:49] Speaker C: Is that what you vice versa? [00:58:50] Speaker B: Okay, yeah, yeah, whichever, whichever way. Okay, so that's the problem. You don't have the space on your phone. That's why I don't clip. [00:58:56] Speaker C: I don't have. [00:58:57] Speaker B: What's stopping you from doing the skits? [00:58:59] Speaker C: The skits. It's. [00:59:01] Speaker B: We want you. Real deal, Bob. You can. [00:59:02] Speaker A: I still. [00:59:03] Speaker B: You still don't have shoulder pads? [00:59:04] Speaker C: Nope, I don't have. [00:59:05] Speaker A: He's not getting shoulder pads. [00:59:09] Speaker B: Why not? I have shoulder pads I can give you. [00:59:11] Speaker C: I have no problem getting. I have no problem wearing them. I just haven't gotten them. [00:59:15] Speaker A: How do you feel about doing a trial episode of this game show? [00:59:20] Speaker B: I don't even know what the game show is. Did we talk about a game show on here? [00:59:24] Speaker A: Yeah, I sent you the whole game show and all the rules of it. [00:59:27] Speaker B: All right, so this is the one that you ripped off in practical joke? Is this one? [00:59:30] Speaker A: I didn't rip it off from a practical joke. [00:59:32] Speaker B: Is that what he ripped off, Nico? Is that. Is that the text you got that it was ripped off from impractical jokers? Why don't you explain it? Explain it on here. [00:59:39] Speaker A: We've already been through the whole thing on an episode. [00:59:42] Speaker B: Did we go over this on it? No, I don't think we did. [00:59:44] Speaker A: Yes, we did. I read all the rules. [00:59:47] Speaker B: No, you're making that up. [00:59:48] Speaker A: I am not. I am not. We talked about it. This was, like, three episodes ago, maybe four. I got it right here. Do you see? It's called daredevils. [01:00:03] Speaker B: I hate the name, but. Okay, that's a workshop name. [01:00:07] Speaker A: Yeah, it's definitely a workshop name. The objective is contestants must get five different strangers to perform five different tasks for a dollar 20 prize. [01:00:16] Speaker B: We never talked about this on the episode. [01:00:18] Speaker A: Yes, we did. After an episode, we talked about it. Each episode features three main contestants, Al, Nico, and Justin. Each contestant chooses six tasks and writes them down on a separate piece of paper. You're allowed to void. So you have to be conscious of, like, what you write down, because you might pick your own thing. You can't write, I'm gonna go punch a cop in the face. [01:00:48] Speaker B: Not because that should be game over. [01:00:53] Speaker A: No. Well, the thing is, it's like, you have to get a person to do this for $20. No one's gonna be like, I'll give you $20, punch a cop in the face. [01:01:01] Speaker B: Some people do it for free. [01:01:02] Speaker A: Yeah, they might like that guy at wrestling. You place the slips into a hat, and the contestant must draw them randomly. So the rules. Contestants must. Contestants may draw their own tasks, so choose wisely. Each task must be performed by a different stranger. Stranger must complete the task to win the $20. The two contestants who successfully get five to complete their tasks, win. So it's only the third man out that loses and gets and has to do a punishment. [01:01:36] Speaker B: It's like a scavenger hunt. Mix with a thing. [01:01:38] Speaker A: I get it. Scavenger hunt. Pretty much. [01:01:40] Speaker B: It seems like a big production. [01:01:42] Speaker A: I don't think so. I think we. You shoot a guerrilla style, and I think that's what's going to give it the. This is cool. Everything. [01:01:49] Speaker B: Cause how long do you think it would honestly take to be in the street to get five people to compete with something and. [01:01:56] Speaker A: Well, it's the first five to win, but it's turn based. So let's say you roll a dice. Whatever. Whoever draws first gets to do it first and where we can film. So it's like, say niko draws first. It's his turn. We're filming. [01:02:11] Speaker B: So he's trying to get someone to. [01:02:12] Speaker A: Do something to do whatever the task is. Oh, bellies. Penguin slide with your shirt off on the ice at fucked in hockey town. You know what I mean? It could be anything. I want you to prep me for this interview, and you're just dressed like an interview. And the interviews for, like, Burger King, but you're taking it wicked serious. So there's, like. It just depends on what you write down, which is gonna make it either funny or hilarious. And you have to get strangers to do these things, and then if they do it, you give them $20. [01:02:48] Speaker B: Who's gonna edit this? [01:02:50] Speaker A: All of us. [01:02:51] Speaker B: We can't even clip. We can't even clip? [01:02:53] Speaker A: Nah, I mean, you can. I love editing, so I have no problem editing. I don't think it's an editing issue. It's us actually doing it. Cause it's like. It's a man on the street versus, like, a challenge. [01:03:05] Speaker B: Yeah, I get it. I could see it, but I feel like it would need a lot more production than we think. [01:03:11] Speaker A: I think that we're, like, if we. [01:03:13] Speaker B: Would have just filled the skit. [01:03:15] Speaker C: So I would love if I could have, like, an editor that would just take my stream. [01:03:19] Speaker B: Well, none of you guys take this thing serious, so that's. That's another problem. You don't take this podcast serious. None. None of them won. No one here does. [01:03:26] Speaker C: So that is. That is agreed. I do not take it full on sledge series for sure. [01:03:30] Speaker B: So that's. That's why we're like, we're on the downhill here. [01:03:34] Speaker A: Well, you got to take it more serious. That's all. [01:03:37] Speaker B: You guys got to take it more serious. You know, you can't be bringing your kids to a podcast. [01:03:41] Speaker A: All I'm saying is I think something like that is. Is like, I would watch those clips, you know what I mean? I would follow that profile and I would watch those. That game show. Personally, I don't know about you guys. I do watch people play mini golf. It's like, that could be the thing that I know. I think it is a really good and a strong idea. [01:04:03] Speaker B: Let me check that mini. Go off a cotton, see how many people they have. [01:04:05] Speaker A: That's what I'm saying. And then I. You get like, you can do celebrity shots where it's like, you can have a guest be like, okay, Tommy is gonna. [01:04:15] Speaker B: Whatever, or 328, 328,000, dude. [01:04:19] Speaker A: And they're filming it all on their phone. There's no reason you can't do that. [01:04:23] Speaker B: Yeah, but that's an engaging thing. Like us, we dave, relying on themselves now we have to rely on ourselves and rely on other people. [01:04:31] Speaker A: Exactly. But you're gonna tell me the people that you're not gonna get, especially around here that will do it, are gonna be fucking characters? [01:04:39] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, I would agree with that. I will say that I do like, like sometimes this is somewhat separate but kind of plays into it. I do like when there's a lot of chaos happening in this house. So I don't think it would be a bad idea to actually film an episode in public somewhere where it doesn't have to be like, okay, come to the live show. We're just out there. And then whatever's happening, we're commenting on getting people on and shit like that. That, yeah, like an episode in the wild. [01:05:10] Speaker A: Yeah, I like that. [01:05:12] Speaker B: You know what I mean? [01:05:13] Speaker A: I mean, it's harder to control the environment just from a sound aspect, but. [01:05:17] Speaker B: Yeah, but I feel like the windscreens work pretty well. I mean, even the one we had the fucking ice cream truck right in our fucking ear, it didn't sound too crazy on the. On the episode. [01:05:27] Speaker A: Yeah, I don't know. I like my idea. [01:05:30] Speaker B: I like your idea too. I just don't know about the execution. How are we going to execute? [01:05:34] Speaker A: I think it's like you just filming on phones and I think that this. [01:05:37] Speaker B: Kid won't kick a field goal. He refuses to. [01:05:40] Speaker A: I know. That's the problem. [01:05:41] Speaker B: This kid will not even try chili on camera. [01:05:44] Speaker A: I know. [01:05:45] Speaker B: He ate a fucking. The one chip challenge. He makes no sense. He ate cinnamon, but he won't try chili. [01:05:50] Speaker A: I know, it's crazy. [01:05:52] Speaker B: It's all because he didn't sleep last night. [01:05:53] Speaker A: That's what it is. He's grumpy. But the punishments, it's like, whoever gets in last out of the twelve of us has to do with the punishment. Like, oh, that's where I get the idea from impractical practical jokers. [01:06:09] Speaker B: And when is it going to be, like a cold close? Like, on the. On the exit? It's like, it's very impractical. Jokers, huh? [01:06:16] Speaker A: Cold close. [01:06:17] Speaker B: Yeah, like a cold close. They just end on the punishment, like, of him. Like, whatever they had to do. That was how the episodes used to end. [01:06:23] Speaker A: Yeah. Well, you could at the very end be like, throw us some suggestions for. To make it a little bit more engaging. [01:06:30] Speaker B: But like I said, like, he's never gonna do it. You are never gonna do it. [01:06:33] Speaker A: I mean, everything has to be, like, a reasonable. You can't. [01:06:37] Speaker B: I mean, I think trying chili is pretty reasonable. I think certain things are pretty reasonable. [01:06:41] Speaker A: I mean, I guess maybe my chili. Trying my chili would be a punishment. [01:06:46] Speaker B: Yeah, it's like a. It's a vegetarian chili. [01:06:49] Speaker A: Yeah, but it's like, oh, you gotta fucking stand on the corner with a dress on. On the highway and fucking ask for change as a punishment. [01:07:00] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, I get it. I just don't think that. [01:07:03] Speaker A: Well, the only problem is, is it's. [01:07:05] Speaker B: No one's bought in. [01:07:06] Speaker A: It's basically a $100 buy in per game. Because you. If you got to do five things, $20 if they do it. [01:07:17] Speaker B: They get the 20. [01:07:18] Speaker A: If they do it. Yeah. [01:07:19] Speaker B: No, if they complete it. [01:07:20] Speaker A: If they complete it. [01:07:21] Speaker B: If they don't complete it, then. [01:07:22] Speaker A: Then you get nothing. But you're not doing things that are, like, so unreasonable that they're not gonna do it. [01:07:32] Speaker B: If someone walked up to the street and was like, hey, here's dollar 20. Do this, I probably wouldn't do it. [01:07:37] Speaker A: No. Well, I mean, I think the game in itself is getting them to do it and how you get them to do it. Cause it's part of the rules where you can't be like, hey, I'm like, when you do a scavenger hunt, be like, hey, I have this list of things. Do I need to do this to complete the scavenger hunt? Will you help me? Like, that's. You can't do that. [01:08:00] Speaker B: How are you gonna get someone to do it? Some people might just do it. Cause it is getting filmed. [01:08:04] Speaker A: Well, you. Exactly. They know they're getting filmed. You tell them it's for a YouTube show. Is it okay if I film you? You gotta say that first. And then, like, you have to be creative. I think that's the game. It's like, that's why I use the concept of like, hey, can you coach me for my, listen, can you coach me? You don't even have to say, hey, this is for $20. At the end of it you feel like, hey, this $20 for helping me. Thank you. I think that that's the game. I think it's a great idea. [01:08:39] Speaker B: I could see it happening. [01:08:40] Speaker A: I think, can we execute it? It's an execution. It's going to take a lot of planning and a lot of like, let. [01:08:47] Speaker B: Me ask you this question. This is totally probably off topic. Why does it, why does the video look shitty outside? [01:08:53] Speaker A: I think because the camera is, has more to focus on. This is close. It's right in a face flat wall. When you're outside, you get in the houses a lot more detail that it's not picking up on. So it looks shittier because like the houses are too far away. They look blown out. [01:09:11] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:09:12] Speaker A: I don't know, I think it just has to. The camera is too much to focus on. It's like overstimulating with our camera. This is a. [01:09:21] Speaker B: We gotta get a studio. [01:09:23] Speaker A: Yeah. I mean, if I buy a house, some of the ones I've been looking at have like nice sheds or. [01:09:29] Speaker B: I'm not calling the fucking stone. [01:09:31] Speaker A: I never said Stoughton. [01:09:32] Speaker B: Where are you going? [01:09:33] Speaker A: I'm, I've been looking at Saugus. The furthest right now is like Mathew. [01:09:36] Speaker B: And that's even worse. I can't. There's a couple golf courses out that way though. [01:09:40] Speaker A: Yeah, but if it was in Saugus, like the ones I found in Saugus have like a whole office area that you could turn into. [01:09:47] Speaker B: Well, I got some space downstairs so I might just do it down there. Get it all set up. [01:09:51] Speaker A: But you want to do. I'm just saying. [01:09:53] Speaker B: I do. I do think that I like a little bit of chaos. I feel like it adds to it. So you know who's on a fucking heater? [01:10:01] Speaker A: Niko doesn't even want to chime in on this whole thing. [01:10:04] Speaker C: No, I'm trying to set up blindfold. [01:10:06] Speaker B: Okay. Do you know who's on a fucking heater right now? Dead serious. It's nuts. Like honestly, it's crazy. [01:10:12] Speaker A: Who? [01:10:13] Speaker B: Uh, Tommy? [01:10:15] Speaker A: Yeah, of course he is. [01:10:16] Speaker B: It's crazy. [01:10:17] Speaker A: I think it's incredible. [01:10:18] Speaker B: Nuts. [01:10:18] Speaker A: I want to call him and see if he'll answer and just congratulate him. [01:10:22] Speaker B: I actually talked to him yesterday. He did just text me too. But don't call him, don't call him because he wants to come on. [01:10:28] Speaker A: Oh, okay. [01:10:28] Speaker B: He was going to come on today. [01:10:29] Speaker A: But it was like last minute. [01:10:32] Speaker B: Well, I'm gonna text him now and say, hey, we'll set up a time. [01:10:36] Speaker A: Well, tell him to come to episode 100. [01:10:40] Speaker B: He's coming to the draft. We'll talk to him then. [01:10:42] Speaker A: Oh, is he. Is there an extra team? Cuz Michael's trying to not be my teammate anymore. [01:10:47] Speaker B: Yeah, he doesn't want you to. He was gonna bring that up, too. He doesn't wanna be on your team anymore. [01:10:55] Speaker A: Okay. I don't care. So he was the one that was. [01:10:58] Speaker B: He wants to know if you wanna come off the t. Off out of the league? [01:11:01] Speaker A: No, not a chance. [01:11:02] Speaker B: Because I don't think there's an extra team. [01:11:04] Speaker A: So that's not my problem. So I'm not gonna just quit so he can be on his own. [01:11:09] Speaker B: He says he was the first one to say yes. [01:11:11] Speaker A: Huh? [01:11:11] Speaker B: That's what he said. [01:11:12] Speaker A: What are you talking about? [01:11:13] Speaker B: He thinks he was invited first. [01:11:15] Speaker A: That's not how life works. [01:11:17] Speaker B: He thinks he was invited and that he invited you. [01:11:19] Speaker A: That's not what happened at all. [01:11:22] Speaker B: So I don't know what we're gonna do. How are we gonna settle that? You go. [01:11:25] Speaker A: That's not my problem. [01:11:26] Speaker B: Wants Justin off. [01:11:28] Speaker A: I ran the team. [01:11:30] Speaker B: I think that's the problem. He keeps saying you're running him into the ground. [01:11:34] Speaker A: Oh, please. [01:11:35] Speaker B: He wins leagues. You don't. That's basically what he's saying. [01:11:37] Speaker A: Please, give me a fucking break. [01:11:40] Speaker C: How much of what you say now is accurate? [01:11:42] Speaker A: It's probably not accurate. [01:11:43] Speaker B: It's very accurate. I'm going to call him right now. So let me ask you this question. How was your golf last yesterday? [01:11:51] Speaker C: It was okay. It was all right. [01:11:53] Speaker B: Was he over exaggerating how much it was? [01:11:56] Speaker C: Dude, that what it was. That was me. It was me this time. It wasn't. That video was provoked by me. Cause I was fucking pissed off. I just don't like. I don't like Phil. I don't like Phil's that fucking. Like. [01:12:11] Speaker A: My baby's crying. [01:12:12] Speaker B: They need. [01:12:13] Speaker A: Your call has been forwarded to an automated voice messaging. [01:12:19] Speaker B: If anyone wants Marco's number, it's 617-955-1693 so if you guys want to give him a call. McCall. [01:12:30] Speaker A: Yeah. So basically. I don't believe any of that. No, he did bring up to me that, oh, how do you feel about doing separate teams? [01:12:47] Speaker B: I said, that's like, he wants you off. [01:12:49] Speaker C: Dude, that's not. That's not the work. [01:12:51] Speaker A: I'm not giving up my team, I'll tell you that. [01:12:54] Speaker B: Apparently there is keepers. That's what everyone said. [01:12:57] Speaker A: There's no keepers, dude. Look at the. I thought that we all voted no keepers. And on top of, well, Nico made. [01:13:03] Speaker B: A trade for CJ Stroud and thought he could keep CJ Stroud. Isn't that true, Nico? [01:13:07] Speaker C: Nope, it's not true. [01:13:09] Speaker B: Oh, so you didn't think there was keepers? [01:13:10] Speaker C: No, I was on the impression that there wasn't. I thought that we were starting fresh. [01:13:15] Speaker A: I don't even have. [01:13:16] Speaker B: Last year was fresh. [01:13:17] Speaker A: I don't even have our. [01:13:18] Speaker C: No, it wasn't. [01:13:19] Speaker B: Yeah. Anybody last year. [01:13:22] Speaker C: Last year was the freshen. [01:13:23] Speaker B: No, we didn't. [01:13:24] Speaker A: We didn't. Last year was a fresh start. [01:13:27] Speaker B: So that's why people are saying, oh, well, last year was the fresh start. This is the keeper. [01:13:32] Speaker C: Oh, then, yeah, we're fucked. [01:13:34] Speaker A: But we worried. [01:13:35] Speaker C: I'm keeping CG last round pick. [01:13:38] Speaker A: But here's the thing is, we had a full, we had a full blown conversation about this, and you can find it in the group message. [01:13:48] Speaker B: I know, but that was a good message. [01:13:50] Speaker A: Said, just let me get it out, please. When I, when I did the trade for Tyree kill, I said, is it a keeper league or not? Because if we're not doing a keeper, I'm not going to make this trade. Because I wanted to keep Chiron Williams. I got him in the in off waivers. And everybody said, no, it's not a. Keep a league through and through. No one argued for it. Everyone said no. And then I made the trade. So you can find that in there. So you. I wouldn't. [01:14:21] Speaker B: I'm not going back to that fucking. No one cares. [01:14:23] Speaker A: I mean, they do care. That's why they're all saying it is a keeper league. [01:14:27] Speaker C: I was under the impression that I. [01:14:29] Speaker B: Just think they're gonna vote. So you got guys gonna all have to vote right before the draft if it's a keeper or not. [01:14:35] Speaker A: So when is the draft? [01:14:40] Speaker B: Probably night. You work, so you have to do it on your phone. [01:14:43] Speaker A: That's perfect. [01:14:44] Speaker B: I was playing on a Tuesday night, but now seeing your attitude, I'm going on Wednesday. Just because you work on Wednesdays. [01:14:49] Speaker A: That's nice. [01:14:50] Speaker B: I think that's fair. [01:14:51] Speaker A: That's nice of you. [01:14:52] Speaker C: I can make it. [01:14:53] Speaker B: Yeah, you're fine. [01:14:54] Speaker C: I won't fall. [01:14:55] Speaker B: Justin's the only one that can't make it. But it doesn't matter. He's getting kicked off his team, so. [01:14:58] Speaker A: I'm definitely not getting kicked off my team. He can go team up with Margarese. I have nine. Four is my other league. [01:15:09] Speaker B: 06:00 p.m. wow. I kind of like this. We got a Wednesday game, a Thursday game. You know, like, that's crazy. [01:15:18] Speaker C: What? [01:15:19] Speaker B: We got a September 5 game and a September 6 game. So we got Thursday, Friday. [01:15:26] Speaker A: Are we gonna draft Friday game? It's a start off. Are we gonna draft on the third? [01:15:30] Speaker B: That's sick. We got a Friday game. [01:15:32] Speaker C: Is it international, though? It is international. That Green Bay and Eagles one? It should be. [01:15:36] Speaker A: Are we gonna draft on the third? [01:15:37] Speaker C: It should be in Brazil. [01:15:39] Speaker B: Where's Corinthians arena? [01:15:40] Speaker C: Brazil. [01:15:42] Speaker B: This is Brazil. [01:15:43] Speaker C: This is Brazil. [01:15:45] Speaker A: Are we gonna draft on the third? 3rd. [01:15:47] Speaker B: Yes. That's the most likely the game. [01:15:48] Speaker A: Because I have a draft at six on the fourth that I have to do on my phone already. I wouldn't be able to do both. [01:15:53] Speaker B: It doesn't matter. [01:15:54] Speaker A: I'm not in the league. [01:15:55] Speaker B: You might not even be in the league right now. I have to give it to Marco. [01:15:58] Speaker A: That's retired. All right, fine. [01:16:01] Speaker B: He's the one that says he pays for the league every year. [01:16:03] Speaker A: What are you talking about? [01:16:05] Speaker B: He's saying you don't pay. That's what he says. [01:16:07] Speaker A: What do you mean? I vemmo you separately, my own money. And then he venmos me. Do you want to see all my Venmo transactions? Remember, just to prove everybody fucking wrong. Cuz you're just trying to get my gold. It's got me fucking aggravated saying it. I'll go to my transactions and you can see all the times he venmos me. Look. Hundred dollars to fucking for his leagues. The kid nickel and dimes me $20 at a time. Fuck out of here. $70, 250 a year. Look, September. Look. [01:16:35] Speaker B: Nickel and diamond. You. [01:16:36] Speaker A: Let's look. [01:16:36] Speaker B: I still haven't got paid for. And I had to pay for him and fucking Tyler for a fucking video that we're never going to see for golf. [01:16:45] Speaker C: Yeah, of course, you know, hopefully we see that one day. [01:16:48] Speaker B: Well, never. [01:16:49] Speaker C: We got one clip of me with a putt. [01:16:53] Speaker B: You stopping on the green. That's pretty bad. [01:16:59] Speaker C: That's close. [01:17:01] Speaker A: All right. [01:17:01] Speaker B: Got that blind five? [01:17:02] Speaker C: I do. I got it right now. [01:17:06] Speaker B: I mean, it does look like you. Those could be venmos for anything. [01:17:09] Speaker A: Doesn't mean you're paying to. All right, I'll go to all my transactions. [01:17:14] Speaker B: I don't know why he's trying to kick you off the team either. I don't get it. [01:17:17] Speaker A: He doesn't do anything. I set the lineup every week, and he's just like, oh, yeah, that's cool. I'll roll with it. The only thing he has comments to ever say about is trading, and he fucking tries to put a thumb on everything that are good trades, and then we don't do it. If we don't agree. If we both don't agree, we never push a trade to, we either have to both agree or it doesn't happen. So who do you think made the Tyree kill deal? I did. [01:17:50] Speaker B: The ones you lost on. [01:17:52] Speaker A: I didn't lose on that. We got Tyree kill. [01:17:55] Speaker C: Did you pick a date? Is it the fourth? Are you doing the fourth? [01:17:57] Speaker A: The third? [01:17:58] Speaker C: The third. [01:17:59] Speaker B: It's this. Yeah. The Tuesday after Labor Day. [01:18:01] Speaker C: Most likely it's the third Tuesday after Labor Day. [01:18:04] Speaker B: I hate talking about fantasy. [01:18:06] Speaker A: I know. Let's do the blind. Let's do the blind and wrap this up, because I hear my baby crying down. [01:18:10] Speaker C: Okay. [01:18:11] Speaker B: He's not at all. [01:18:13] Speaker C: So he's literally no longer down there. Um, you guys can discuss amongst this. We're just gonna do. Again, we're straight up same on the same thing. We're on jobs that you believe. From hottest to easiest, man. [01:18:30] Speaker B: We should change this up next time to, like, something other than jobs. [01:18:33] Speaker C: Right now it's odd jobs. That's what I'm on. [01:18:35] Speaker B: Okay. He's on odd jobs. Jobs again. [01:18:36] Speaker C: I'm on 0 hour of sleep, zero preparation. [01:18:39] Speaker A: This is what you gallery again, too? [01:18:41] Speaker C: I'll do it at the end. All right. Coal miner one through five. One through five. What's for both of you, this is a collaborative one. [01:18:54] Speaker A: Coal miner. [01:18:55] Speaker C: Yep. [01:18:56] Speaker A: I'm gonna say cancer. [01:18:58] Speaker B: Coal miners. [01:18:59] Speaker A: Either. Either. I know. So it's either a one or two for a coal miner. I would think. [01:19:04] Speaker B: I'm gonna throw them in. I don't think there's gonna be a hotter job. [01:19:06] Speaker A: No. [01:19:07] Speaker C: Then coal miner. [01:19:08] Speaker B: No. Yeah. Plus they're the original people that. [01:19:11] Speaker A: They get the black lung. [01:19:12] Speaker B: They. And they got blackface too. [01:19:14] Speaker A: So then you can be in. [01:19:15] Speaker B: Racist. Yeah. [01:19:16] Speaker C: Traffic technician. [01:19:18] Speaker B: Okay. So we're just determining patents, determining lights, all that shit. Is that what a traffic technician is? [01:19:22] Speaker A: Four or five for me. [01:19:24] Speaker C: And you also have to go out and hands on, fix whatever, you know, you put out there. [01:19:30] Speaker A: Four or five. [01:19:31] Speaker B: Yeah. Let's go. Four. Four. Let's leave that easiest. Yeah. [01:19:34] Speaker C: Four. Historian. [01:19:38] Speaker A: As far as being hard. I'm gonna say five automatically. [01:19:41] Speaker B: Gate. [01:19:42] Speaker A: That's a five. All the work's already done for you. [01:19:45] Speaker B: Yeah. Boring, but it's, it's easy. Yeah. And you're gay. Five. [01:19:52] Speaker C: Lead sewage plant worker. [01:19:56] Speaker A: Fuck. [01:19:57] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, that's a fucking light. [01:19:58] Speaker A: No, no, no. Lead or lead. [01:20:01] Speaker B: It's gonna be lead sewer. [01:20:02] Speaker A: It's probably lead sewer. Cause if you're the lead, that's easy. You're just bossing everybody around. [01:20:07] Speaker C: Lead sewage plant work. [01:20:08] Speaker A: Okay. I'm gonna say probably two. [01:20:11] Speaker B: Or it could be lead. Yeah, let's go. Two though, we're gonna put in there. I don't even know. You gotta describe what this job is. [01:20:16] Speaker C: And we only a lead sewage plant worker is. Yeah, sure. [01:20:19] Speaker B: It's probably lead. Yeah, lead sewerage. I don't know. It's one of the other. Yeah, we'll put that in the tool hole. [01:20:25] Speaker A: Nobody shits lead. I don't think anyone's shitting lead up. [01:20:29] Speaker B: Anytime you say the word sewerage, that's gonna be a hard job. Yeah, but unless you work for, like, a city water and sewers department. That's a joke. [01:20:36] Speaker A: Yeah, but also if you're a lead, you're just. Everybody around it is a lead. [01:20:41] Speaker C: I. So I was right. So then that's so it's so it's. Yeah. So. So what are we overseas? And reviews and assigns work operations, inspects, cleans, repairs, replaces, maintains pumps, motors, filters, related equipment. [01:20:57] Speaker A: That's a three. [01:20:57] Speaker C: Forms general grounds. [01:20:58] Speaker A: And so we only have two left. [01:21:00] Speaker C: Maintenance. [01:21:01] Speaker A: Three. [01:21:01] Speaker B: No, we have one left. [01:21:02] Speaker C: One left scientist. [01:21:06] Speaker A: Yeah, that's all the theft is too, so. [01:21:08] Speaker B: Yeah, two. Well, the fuck wants to be an animal scientist? [01:21:11] Speaker A: Well, I gotta say, they can't speak, so that's got to be hard. They can't tell you what hurts. [01:21:16] Speaker B: Is that what your job is as an animal scientist? [01:21:20] Speaker C: So we have historian being number five. Five. Coal miner number one. [01:21:25] Speaker B: You're also gay if you're an animal scientist. [01:21:28] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:21:29] Speaker C: Doctor Doolittle, traffic technician. What did you guys have traffic technician. [01:21:32] Speaker A: At four, I think that was four. [01:21:36] Speaker B: Yeah, that was four. [01:21:37] Speaker C: And lead sewage. We're gonna go with three. [01:21:39] Speaker A: Lead. [01:21:39] Speaker C: Lead. Fucking bitch. All right, highest to lowest. So, coal mine, how much you think a coal miner makes? [01:21:49] Speaker A: 35. [01:21:50] Speaker C: 40,000 as of 2020. [01:21:53] Speaker B: No, no. 65. [01:21:54] Speaker C: 50,000. Okay, 50,000. How much do we think an animal scientist makes? [01:22:02] Speaker B: 71. [01:22:05] Speaker A: 62. [01:22:06] Speaker C: 55. [01:22:07] Speaker B: What does scientists mean to anybody? Like it? Does it not mean anything? And people go to school for six fucking years to make $55,000. This is why college need to be fucking abolished. You're going to have a scientist next to your name and you're making fucking 55,000. [01:22:21] Speaker A: It's crazy. Crazy. [01:22:23] Speaker B: Dude, strippers are making three x. That. [01:22:27] Speaker C: All right, maybe we're wrong on the number here. For animal scientists, I'm seeing different numbers as of July. [01:22:36] Speaker A: How much? [01:22:37] Speaker C: Well, entry level is ranging anywhere from 30 to 80,000. But a premier animal scientist makes a hundred and 171,000. [01:22:46] Speaker B: Okay, that makes more sense. That makes more sense. I'll study your fucking gorilla's anus for fucking 170. [01:22:52] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:22:53] Speaker C: Okay. We're finally getting up there. All right? [01:22:55] Speaker A: The lead sewage plant worker, they gotta be making 90. 90 to a lead. [01:23:00] Speaker B: Oh, a lead in a plant. 141. [01:23:04] Speaker A: Yeah, it's possible. Yeah. Cuz you know what? My buddy. My buddy just sweeps a broom, he makes 75. [01:23:11] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:23:11] Speaker A: So, yeah, I'll agree with you, Al. [01:23:14] Speaker B: I mean, is he just. He's got to look at the median. Like the middle. [01:23:18] Speaker C: It is the me. Yeah, the middle is 59. [01:23:21] Speaker B: Fucking bullshit. [01:23:22] Speaker A: Doesn't make sense. When the guy pushing the broom water is making 75 fucking home. Yeah. That's crazy. [01:23:30] Speaker B: 9000 traffic technicians living in that house. [01:23:33] Speaker A: Traffic technician is probably a state job. They're probably making around 65. [01:23:39] Speaker C: Yeah, I think that this number is definitely low. I would say above 60, it's 53. [01:23:43] Speaker A: Okay. [01:23:44] Speaker C: In a historian. How much do you think? A historian? [01:23:46] Speaker B: Nothing. 28. The fucking losers. [01:23:50] Speaker C: Okay. Historians make anywhere between 68,000 to 123. [01:23:55] Speaker B: No fucking way, dude. [01:23:56] Speaker A: Hey. [01:23:57] Speaker B: No way. I don't believe it. They make the most money out of those things. [01:24:02] Speaker C: Make the most money? No, the animal scientist makes the most. [01:24:10] Speaker A: All right, do we have anything else before we wrap this bitch up? [01:24:15] Speaker C: Could wrap this. We could wrap this bitch up. [01:24:19] Speaker B: I guess so. I mean, so I guess we'll see if just getting kicked out of the league by Mako. [01:24:25] Speaker A: Yeah, I don't think that chili was sub pop. Well, let's take a vote in the league, who gets the team. How's that sound? [01:24:33] Speaker C: What is it? [01:24:34] Speaker A: I love another vote. [01:24:37] Speaker C: Okay, what's the vote? [01:24:40] Speaker B: If Marco gets the team or he gets the team? [01:24:43] Speaker C: I mean, you just created the villa. That's good. So that's nice. [01:24:49] Speaker B: Well, I do think your partner should be kicked out of league, too, after last year's draft. [01:24:53] Speaker A: Atrocious. [01:24:54] Speaker B: He's honestly, like, the dumbest. [01:24:56] Speaker C: Kidde had a conversation with him. I said, he's on his last set. Get brought into the office, you get brought to the office, you get sat down, you get told, hey, listen, you got one more crack at this thing, all right? And if it don't go the way that we want it to go, then it was nice doing business with you. You can take the ring that we fucking won. And you can see you later. [01:25:15] Speaker B: What do you feel about him sending dick pictures to your sister? [01:25:18] Speaker C: That's great. I can't confirm and deny that, can you? [01:25:25] Speaker B: He did. He does deny it. Your sister says he has. He does deny it, but he says if I did, we'd be together right now. That's what he. That's what he's. [01:25:35] Speaker C: All right, guys, I'm on the edge. [01:25:44] Speaker B: Fuck you, fat sucker.