Ep. 112 | Less than Zero

[00:00:48] Speaker A: Just woke up. [00:00:49] Speaker B: Is that part of 75 hard? You just woke up. It's 12:30. [00:00:53] Speaker C: We actually have a new. We have a new thing for 75 hard. It's. You got to be hard 75% of the day. [00:01:07] Speaker B: That's the easiest one for him. [00:01:08] Speaker C: That's the new. That's the new. [00:01:09] Speaker B: Why don't you slide closer? [00:01:10] Speaker C: Well, I'm trying to. [00:01:12] Speaker B: No one cares. No one's gonna cheat. And look at your stupid game. What are you doing, Banana? [00:01:22] Speaker C: To start the day, a little potassium. [00:01:27] Speaker A: Yep. [00:01:28] Speaker B: You got two workouts you gotta do today. Did you read. You've been reading your 10 pages? [00:01:31] Speaker A: It's not 10 pages. It's read 10 minutes. [00:01:34] Speaker B: What? [00:01:35] Speaker A: Yeah. Reef is 10 minutes. [00:01:37] Speaker C: Okay. [00:01:38] Speaker B: Twitter doesn't count. The Internet doesn't count? [00:01:44] Speaker A: No. [00:01:45] Speaker B: Has to be a book. Have you been reading a book? [00:01:49] Speaker A: Yeah, I wrote. [00:01:50] Speaker C: Wrote. [00:01:50] Speaker A: I read two sports novels. Now I'm reading Sherlock Holmes. [00:01:57] Speaker B: Sherlock Holmes is a book. It's got to be a book. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. I'm pretty sure he wrote that. [00:02:05] Speaker A: Let's see. [00:02:06] Speaker B: On the phone. Doesn't count. You have to feel the paper in your hands. I. Books. [00:02:13] Speaker A: Books. That's where I read it. Read it on my phone. The Adventures of Sherlock Holme. [00:02:22] Speaker B: Yep. [00:02:22] Speaker A: Arthur Corn Doyle. Cool. [00:02:24] Speaker B: I'm the man. [00:02:24] Speaker A: I'm 1% into the book. [00:02:28] Speaker B: What were the sports novels you read? Some dumb how to Angel Reese. Is that one of them? Oh, would you Smash? No, she actually didn't look bad. Did you see she deleted her Instagram on the New Year's Eve pictures she put up. Did you see it? [00:02:48] Speaker A: No. [00:02:48] Speaker B: All right, let's get. Let's get a. A review here of Angel Reese's New Year's Eve pitches that forced her to shut down her entire Instagram. Did you think she was back in that nick? [00:03:13] Speaker A: I don't even care. [00:03:18] Speaker C: Let me see. [00:03:20] Speaker B: Smash or pass Angel Reese. [00:03:22] Speaker C: Who the hell's Angel Reese? [00:03:25] Speaker B: He doesn't know ball. [00:03:28] Speaker C: Always. That Travis Hunter's girlfriend? [00:03:31] Speaker B: Yep, that's exactly who it is. Or she's a WNBA player. That's like. She thinks she's the. Her and Caitlin Clark used to beef. [00:03:38] Speaker C: Oh, okay. She got her titties all up. [00:03:41] Speaker B: She had her titties out. Smash or pass? [00:03:44] Speaker C: Smash. [00:03:45] Speaker B: Yeah, right. Nico refuses to answer because I guess his girlfriend's listening to this. [00:03:49] Speaker C: Since when I said no, she listens now. [00:03:52] Speaker B: No, no, you wouldn't. Smash. Even though you love black girls. [00:03:56] Speaker A: No. [00:03:57] Speaker B: Okay. You don't think she's a Megan the Stallion comp you. [00:04:01] Speaker A: Excuse me? I don't know. I think she looks like the worms from like Men in Black. [00:04:06] Speaker B: Did you think she was packing what she was packing there up top on the chest? Be honest. [00:04:12] Speaker A: No. [00:04:13] Speaker B: She's so bad. [00:04:16] Speaker A: Guys, just start talking. Stop asking me questions. I just woke up. [00:04:20] Speaker B: We are on a podcast. We are talking. [00:04:23] Speaker A: I don't talk to each other. Stop asking me questions. [00:04:27] Speaker B: He's on. Nico's on one. He's in a bad mood today. [00:04:29] Speaker A: I am in a bad mood cuz we decided as a group to go to a group dance tonight to a spot that's like mid. [00:04:35] Speaker B: Oh, what's the place? [00:04:36] Speaker A: Citrus and Salt. [00:04:38] Speaker B: Oh, that's such a. Who you going with? Like a bunch of like 21 year old girls. Like, that's. Who would pick Citrus and Salt? [00:04:44] Speaker A: Are you thinking of fire and ice? [00:04:46] Speaker B: No, Fire and ice would be like high school. I would have said 16 year olds. [00:04:49] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:04:52] Speaker B: You even be able to eat on 75? I. What are you gonna get, like a fajita? Just go fajita. Don't drop the wraps, probably. So this is all your boys. You and your boys are going to Citrus and Salt? [00:05:04] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:05:06] Speaker B: You love tequila. That's a plus. [00:05:09] Speaker A: Yeah, I love tequila. [00:05:12] Speaker B: What do you mean you don't drink tequila? Am I. Am I wrong on that? [00:05:16] Speaker A: Like I'll take shots or Episado, but that's about it. [00:05:20] Speaker B: And on the 75, how can you drink? Are you not allowed to drink? [00:05:23] Speaker A: It's gonna take a pause for a day. [00:05:25] Speaker B: All right, so it's 75 medium. Like I've been saying, fam, because it's not. It's not fully hard. It's. [00:05:33] Speaker C: He's doing 70. [00:05:34] Speaker B: He's got a chub. Yeah, exactly. 75 chub. [00:05:37] Speaker A: 75 chub. [00:05:41] Speaker B: I don't know. I don't even know. He's typing on his phone. Nico's not allowed. We're not allowed to ask any questions to Nico. [00:05:47] Speaker A: I'd rather just like direct the question for the next like 30 seconds somewhere else if we have a question. [00:05:54] Speaker C: I went to. I went to the gas station and I'm in line and there's a guy ahead of me and you know how you can buy like individual black a mile? [00:06:04] Speaker B: Is this the Chinese guy that wouldn't hold the door open for you? [00:06:07] Speaker C: No, it's a different guy on my way here today. [00:06:08] Speaker B: Okay. [00:06:08] Speaker C: You know how you can buy individual blackamiles? This dude pays. [00:06:14] Speaker B: I don't even know you could do this. [00:06:15] Speaker C: He gets an individual black a mile. [00:06:17] Speaker B: He's getting a Lucy. [00:06:18] Speaker C: They're like a $19. They're not expensive. He pays half COD, half cash. [00:06:26] Speaker B: Don't places have, like, minimum purchases, like, a dollar usually? [00:06:31] Speaker C: Like, it has to be usually more. It's usually like $5 or $5. I've never seen anything like it. He's like, all right, I have 65 cents loose change in my hand, and I'm gonna pay the rest on my car. Like, you down that bad? [00:06:48] Speaker B: He. I bet you if he just looked on the floor, he would have had enough change. Like, if he just, like, looked at the bar on the floor of that. [00:06:53] Speaker C: And, like, he wasn't a homeless guy. Like, I could see that. But he was a guy that got out of a car. He had main plates. [00:07:00] Speaker B: Hold on. This guy, you're saying he got out of the car to get out of the passenger or the driver's privacy? [00:07:07] Speaker C: 100, 150. [00:07:10] Speaker B: Was it a British car? [00:07:11] Speaker C: No. [00:07:12] Speaker B: Could it. Could it be possible the driver was on the other side? [00:07:15] Speaker C: No. [00:07:15] Speaker B: Okay. [00:07:16] Speaker C: With main plates. A British cow. Main plates. [00:07:19] Speaker B: Who knows? [00:07:19] Speaker C: You can't register British cars on. On American streets. [00:07:22] Speaker B: You don't know. Maybe a main. You can. [00:07:24] Speaker C: No. [00:07:24] Speaker B: But anyways, a person that smokes black and Miles in general is a scumbag. [00:07:29] Speaker C: He was white too. He was covered in, like, the worst tattoos I've ever seen. [00:07:34] Speaker B: Coming from you? That's crazy. [00:07:35] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:07:39] Speaker B: He's smoking a black and mild. He can't even buy a full pack, and he's going half card, half cash on a dollar. [00:07:44] Speaker C: He was white too, by the way. [00:07:47] Speaker B: So you. I know, because people are saying you're racist. [00:07:50] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:07:50] Speaker B: That you only make fun of, like, different races. It's good that you make a fun of white people. [00:07:54] Speaker C: Although I did watch the Golden Globes last night, and the Asians cleaned up. [00:08:00] Speaker B: They're taking over everything. [00:08:01] Speaker C: I was making fun of all their acceptance speeches with Sabrina. It was the funniest thing. [00:08:06] Speaker B: I almost wish you just, like, put that on, like, the bad brain story. That would have been kind of funny. Like, if you just bust in these people's balls. [00:08:15] Speaker C: I should have. [00:08:16] Speaker B: Do you think right now, like, if he's like this, the whole podcast, do you think he's in a better mood now or the episode with the smiley face killer. [00:08:25] Speaker C: I would say smiley face. We're gonna give him a little time to get warmed up, though. [00:08:29] Speaker B: Yeah, he's pissed. He's, like, going to citrus and salt. Where would he want to go? That's the question. [00:08:35] Speaker C: I've never even been there. Is it good? [00:08:37] Speaker B: No. [00:08:38] Speaker C: I know where Would you want to. [00:08:40] Speaker A: Go somewhere that's not mid. Yeah, like not mid. Somewhere I can get like a full meal. [00:08:47] Speaker B: Okay. [00:08:47] Speaker A: I just heard that the. That the. The drinks are like extremely sugary and. [00:08:52] Speaker B: Oh, they're definitely sugary. Sugar city. Dude. It's for women. It's for young women that don't like to drink that they have to drink a sweetest drink on the planet. And then they wonder why their hangovers suck. That's who. What? [00:09:04] Speaker A: Citrus and salts for hangovers. [00:09:08] Speaker B: Citrus, salt and hangovers. [00:09:12] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:09:14] Speaker B: What do we think about the Patriots winning? You want to get into that or you want to warm up first for a little bit? [00:09:19] Speaker C: I want to warm up. [00:09:20] Speaker A: I'm so ready to hurt something. [00:09:22] Speaker B: Who. Who's in this group? [00:09:25] Speaker A: Two of my friends and one of my friends. Girlfriends. [00:09:30] Speaker B: So you're gonna let them just because of the restaurant they pick? Why don't you just eat before it? Just drink there and eat before it. Them and then tell them when you get there. You want to pick this mid ass place. Dude, I had to eat before and say it right to the girlfriend. It's probably the girlfriend's idea. You just don't want to say that on here. [00:09:46] Speaker A: It was. And it was supposed to be like a collaborative thing and now, now it's like all the credits. Like, she's a passion of Christ to everyone. Just like thanking. Thanking the. Out of her. So I'm like, I need a thanks. [00:09:57] Speaker B: For like, well, hopefully someone tonight gets. If someone. [00:10:01] Speaker A: I hope. [00:10:02] Speaker B: I hope I do. [00:10:03] Speaker A: I said that this morning to Gabby. As soon as I go off, I said, they pick citrus and salt. She was like, damn. I said, yup, I hope I get food poisoning. Word for word. She said back, that's a little crazy to say. I said, I honestly don't care. [00:10:17] Speaker B: I think it'd be funny if like the one of your other friends got it. So then you could just be like, I told. [00:10:23] Speaker A: I just hope somebody does. That's not my girlfriend because I don't want to deal with it, but I hope somebody does. [00:10:28] Speaker B: Or the norovirus or something where they're just shitting and throwing up. [00:10:30] Speaker A: E Cola. Yeah. Yeah. [00:10:35] Speaker B: Have you ever thought about, like maybe calling in a bomb threat to citrus and salt? I'm considering it like 30 minutes before you. [00:10:41] Speaker C: I mean, if you are this upset about it. [00:10:44] Speaker B: I was just. [00:10:46] Speaker A: That's. That's more than half. That's more than half of it. [00:10:49] Speaker C: Either that or listen. [00:10:51] Speaker A: Because they end from Florida. Justin, there's this. No, this is the way around. This can I one time. [00:10:56] Speaker C: Can I just. As a one. [00:10:58] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:10:59] Speaker B: Oh. [00:11:00] Speaker C: I give you one suggestion, and this is like a good little life lesson. If as long as you bitch about something, if you give a alternative, then your argument is valid. I did come to the table with an alternative. [00:11:21] Speaker B: Yes. [00:11:22] Speaker C: Okay. What was your alternative? [00:11:24] Speaker A: Lolita. [00:11:24] Speaker C: And they all dogged you out? [00:11:26] Speaker A: No, no one dogged me out. Just no one listened to me. [00:11:28] Speaker B: Lolita is definitely better than citrus and salt. [00:11:31] Speaker A: Yeah. Which is so. [00:11:32] Speaker C: But they all live in Florida. Why do they want to go to citrus and Salt so bad? [00:11:35] Speaker A: 1 1. The kid and his girlfriend are coming from Florida. [00:11:39] Speaker C: Okay. Should go to like seasons 52 or something. It's probably better than citrus as fuck. [00:11:46] Speaker B: Yeah. Let's go to a chain restaurant that's run by fucking Capital Grill. [00:11:50] Speaker C: Capital Grill is delicious. [00:11:53] Speaker B: Or maybe it's a Cheesecake Factory or is a bone. [00:11:56] Speaker C: Another one that's delicious. [00:11:58] Speaker B: The point is, is that when. If they're up, you don't go to a fucking chain Seasons 52 that's supposed to have like 52 different healthy meals. Like, that's not where you go. I know. You always know what they do. Yes, they do. [00:12:08] Speaker C: 52 healthy meals. [00:12:09] Speaker B: Yes. That's what the whole point. It is. Yes, it is. And it's supposed to be under a certain amount of calories. Who the wants to do that? He's on vacation. [00:12:16] Speaker C: That's crazy, dog. [00:12:22] Speaker B: So listen, things could be worse. [00:12:24] Speaker A: It could. It could. I could have stage four cancer or maybe I could probably just rather have that. [00:12:30] Speaker C: You could have the number four pick overall in the. In the NFL draft. [00:12:34] Speaker B: That's really Top five pick. Ain't bad though, if you think about it that way. [00:12:37] Speaker A: No, I said it to you, Justin. The reason why that's not bad is because so many people need a quarterback. [00:12:42] Speaker C: You needed the one to. To get some. [00:12:45] Speaker B: If you wanted to trade down, you. [00:12:47] Speaker C: Wanted to trade down and get some other pieces. [00:12:49] Speaker A: If I'm just being honest, the biggest W of the whole year is Coach Mayo getting fired. [00:12:53] Speaker B: Yeah, that's. That makes. [00:12:55] Speaker A: I'm actually never going to call. Coachman's going to be fucking piece of shit. Loser. [00:12:58] Speaker C: The dude was cracking up on the sideline. Did you see that? [00:13:01] Speaker B: Yeah, he was laughing. Yeah, he fucked up from the jump. His first press conference. He's like, dude, dude, we're gonna burn through some cash, dog. And that's what he said the first thing. And then after something then he perhaps like, absolutely not. We're not going to be spending all this money. Like that doesn't make any sense. So then he had to come out and be like, no, you know, I kind of overstepped my bounds or what. However he said. [00:13:22] Speaker C: And then he called. [00:13:22] Speaker B: He's been up every single. Oh, he said they're soft. [00:13:26] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:13:26] Speaker A: I'm just telling you guys, I'm so happy that he has fired like, I'm so happy that he is fighting that they can realize that like it's gonna. Again, that was another terrible person. Go look for somebody which I already know who the fuck it's probably going. [00:13:41] Speaker C: To be that we hire Mike McCarthy or Variable. [00:13:44] Speaker A: Mike Vrabel. Mike. Variable, I think is. Is what they consider. At least Mike Vrabel has experience of fucking coaching guys. I don't have it. I think the Titans didn't want to let go of Mike Vrabel. They needed to do something, so they fired him. [00:13:57] Speaker B: Well, he made the playoffs the first two. Two years and then didn't the last two. I believe something like that. Like he. He went on. They went like 11 and 5 with Tannehill. [00:14:05] Speaker C: At one point they lost their quarter. [00:14:08] Speaker A: His Titans beat Brady. [00:14:10] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:14:10] Speaker B: Yeah, probably. Yeah. [00:14:12] Speaker A: Yeah. Right. [00:14:13] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. [00:14:13] Speaker C: That folder, Belichick, it was like something with a. Was it a punt? He took like a penalty to like. [00:14:20] Speaker B: Well, yeah, he just ran down the time for. [00:14:23] Speaker C: Yeah, he. He ran it down. Took the penalty to run the time down. [00:14:26] Speaker B: Yep. End up like three minutes or something like that. Took off the clock. Something ridiculous. [00:14:34] Speaker C: Very Belichickian. But listen, at least he worked outside of the system. You need somebody with fresh eyes on. On this franchise. And I know I've been doing a lot of trolling. I think that Milton played well enough to be able to use him as a trade piece. [00:14:55] Speaker B: Would you agree? Listen, Justin, that's a normal thing to say. [00:15:00] Speaker C: I know. Why can't I break balls? Everyone else can break my balls. [00:15:03] Speaker B: But you weren't breaking balls. You just got absolutely smashed in every single way. Tommy Ianiello was in the good thing. [00:15:12] Speaker C: I was saying the same thing to him. [00:15:14] Speaker B: Everyone on Instagram had to be in your DMs. They had to be, because it was too outlandish of a take. Milton's not better than May. [00:15:22] Speaker C: It was one person that told me. [00:15:24] Speaker A: To delete the perfect example of Al saying that he literally played a fifth preseason game last night. [00:15:30] Speaker B: That's what it was. It was a preseason game. [00:15:32] Speaker C: But he also. Everyone's saying, oh, he played a second tier defense. That's fine. [00:15:38] Speaker B: Third tier. [00:15:38] Speaker C: He also. [00:15:39] Speaker A: Yeah, like he played twos. [00:15:40] Speaker C: And did we also have Our starters in on the O line. No, we were playing rookies, so. But they get it. [00:15:47] Speaker A: But we were playing everybody and anybody that possibly was willing and suited up to play played. K. Sean like everybody played. We had all of our people in. [00:16:01] Speaker B: They had the. [00:16:02] Speaker A: Allen came in, took a snap, left the game. Yeah, there you go. [00:16:05] Speaker B: If anyone trades anything for Joe Milton, you're a moron. [00:16:09] Speaker A: If you're a fourth rounder for Joe Milton, that's a steal. Oh, no, that's an absolute steal. Joe finesse somebody for some. [00:16:16] Speaker B: No, I think it was a college quarterback for six or seven years and he threw for barely 5,000 yards. He's a bum. He's been a bum his entire life. He'll show flashes. You'll see a flash. He's nothing more than. Who's the kid? Trey. Lance. Trey. Lance only threw like 600 yards in college. This is what he is. He has all his, all his seasons off. 500 yards, 800 yards. [00:16:40] Speaker C: What about Anthony Richardson? [00:16:42] Speaker B: I think that he's a flash too. I don't think that he's anything good. [00:16:45] Speaker C: Anthony Richardson played like five games his whole college career. [00:16:49] Speaker B: This is my point. These people that don't have a storied career and I'm not even saying you have to play in bowl games and all that you have. That's why four year starters, five year starters that play a lot, you see that they have shit in the background that you can, you can judge off that like, okay, they played meaningful games. Joe Milton's a fucking bum. Yeah, he'll have games like that, but then he's going to have games where he's just dog shit. That's just how it's going to be. Jacoby Brissette is better than Joe Milton, but I did, I do like his flash. You got a big arm. I hope someone's dumb enough to take him. But to say he's better than me is crazy. [00:17:30] Speaker C: Yeah, I think he's pretty solid. Good enough to trade. [00:17:34] Speaker B: You did say like, yeah, we should play Milton over May. Like that's what we should be at. [00:17:38] Speaker C: The beginning I said, I'd love to see Milton play. Dude as a monster. Rami, super athletic. He reminds me of a Cam Newton with a better arm. [00:17:48] Speaker B: Cam Newton sucked. [00:17:50] Speaker C: He was Cam Newton with a better arm. [00:17:53] Speaker B: And Cam Newton won a Heisman. [00:17:55] Speaker C: Exactly. [00:17:56] Speaker B: So like him and Milton aren't even close to the same. [00:17:59] Speaker C: Yeah, they didn't let the guy play. [00:18:02] Speaker B: The thing is with May is what you're not realizing. He's just as mobile. He's Mobile. He was breaking records at the beginning of the year. He was on pace to like, break records for running guys. [00:18:12] Speaker C: I said at the very beginning at the draft that I wanted them to take May. I said he reminded me of Josh Allen. If go back and listen to what I say just because I'm trolling you guys. [00:18:22] Speaker B: Yeah, you weren't trolling. [00:18:23] Speaker C: You weren't trolling in your fucking family account. When do I ever post things on. [00:18:27] Speaker B: My story that you only posted because I posted. [00:18:30] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:18:30] Speaker B: And so you went to like, to come back. [00:18:33] Speaker C: So why am I not allowed to do that? [00:18:35] Speaker B: You know, you're allowed to just. Just don't back off the take. I would have rather you come in here and be like, Milton's better than May. Than to be like, yeah, you know I was just kidding. [00:18:42] Speaker C: Cause I don't feel like hearing you guys cry about it. [00:18:44] Speaker B: Because just say how you feel like you actually feel. [00:18:47] Speaker C: I told you, I think how I actually feel is that I think you'd be a great trade piece. [00:18:54] Speaker B: But you told me you've been saying that you think we should trade. Maybe now you're backing off. [00:18:59] Speaker C: Trolling you. [00:19:00] Speaker B: Okay, fine. We're on the thing. So you see, you agree that May is better than Milton. [00:19:03] Speaker C: Of course he's better. [00:19:04] Speaker B: Okay. [00:19:05] Speaker A: And you don't believe what. Well, it doesn't matter what Nick Wright scenario is. Only if we have the number one pick, we have the number four pick. So that everything's out the window because I want to. [00:19:13] Speaker B: I would never do the next. [00:19:15] Speaker A: Do I still? No, me neither. That guy's. [00:19:16] Speaker C: I would still. I would trade even down from four. [00:19:19] Speaker B: We could trade down from four and. [00:19:21] Speaker A: It might be a chance to do that was. Who knows, dude, I think you guys. I don't think you guys really want. [00:19:28] Speaker B: Who's a Texas receiver? [00:19:31] Speaker A: Isaiah Bond. [00:19:32] Speaker B: Is it Isaiah bond? [00:19:35] Speaker C: That kid McMillan, DK Light. [00:19:38] Speaker A: Who's okay talking about the kid that just went off in their game though. Golden. [00:19:43] Speaker B: Could it be Golden? [00:19:44] Speaker A: Yeah. He's a transfer from Houston. [00:19:46] Speaker C: My question is, is nuts, who do you think's winning? [00:19:49] Speaker B: Nico, who's the best receiver in the draft right now? Would you say straight receiver? [00:19:54] Speaker A: Straight. Straight receiver. I mean, that's so hot. It's tough coming out of the seat. [00:20:01] Speaker B: Coming out of his show right now. [00:20:03] Speaker A: It would go Travis Hunter for me, I personally like over somebody that's like. Like James, like Jameson William esque, right? Someone that's like, long, can make big explosive plays. Names. Luther Burden. Luther Burdens from Missouri. He's unbelievable. Luther Burton I would rather Travis Hunter, Luther Burden and I'd even take the kid from Ohio State, Eme ubuca. Who those three? Those three are playmakers. Their game is Tatori McMillan's a one trick pony. He's going to go straight down the field and that's it. [00:20:34] Speaker C: What do you. How do you think if they drafted Travis Hunter, that'd be unbelievable. [00:20:41] Speaker A: Just drafted two people. [00:20:42] Speaker C: He would be. No, he's not playing full games offense and yeah, he plays crazy. He'd be more new game. I think he's better. He's a better corner than he is a receiver. [00:20:52] Speaker A: He is a better corner, but he's still athletic enough to play wide receiver. That's the best part about him. [00:20:57] Speaker B: Yeah, he'd probably play like 25. [00:20:59] Speaker A: He comes to the Patriots, he's the best wide receiver that we have and. [00:21:03] Speaker C: They'Ll put him on defense. [00:21:04] Speaker A: I mean but if you see what I'm saying, which is cool though, which is fine. You can do. You can do that. [00:21:10] Speaker B: But everyone's saying he's going to be on defense. [00:21:12] Speaker A: You can put him opposite 25. You can put him opposite of Christian Gonzalez. It's still, it still works all fine and well. Like you still have a place for Travis Hunter. [00:21:20] Speaker C: So who else? [00:21:21] Speaker A: You take the best, best player available. That's what we should be doing. [00:21:24] Speaker C: Who are some free agents coming up besides T. Higgins, do we know. [00:21:30] Speaker A: I mean, Tyree Kill just said he's out. [00:21:32] Speaker C: He said he's out, but he's not going to New England. [00:21:34] Speaker A: No, he's going to go to somebody that the Chiefs dude. Who. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he could. [00:21:38] Speaker B: Maybe. You never know. [00:21:40] Speaker C: He's going to go to the Chiefs. He's going to go to the Ravens. He's going to go. [00:21:43] Speaker B: Oh yeah, he's going to go. Whoever. [00:21:44] Speaker A: He's going to go. Whoever he. Here's your. [00:21:47] Speaker C: I don't think he's playing for a bag. [00:21:49] Speaker A: Here's. Here's your jamboree. He's going to go to like the top six teams in, in the nf. Whoever your ends up being your last six teams. [00:21:57] Speaker C: Ravens or whoever has the biggest tax. [00:21:59] Speaker A: Break because that's why I went to Miami in the first place. Now maybe now maybe he'll forget that because he just wants to win. He's like, it's my first year not in the playoffs. We just didn't make the playoffs. [00:22:09] Speaker B: Word. [00:22:09] Speaker A: I'm out of here. I don't even want to fucking be. All we need is the Dolphins. The Dolphins are the next team to go Back to being. Absolutely. [00:22:18] Speaker B: Oh, there are. They've been dog shit the entire time. Tyreek Hill's been there since Mike McDaniel. People have been overplaying them. They can't win in the cold. They can't win in the playoffs. The Miami Dolphins are the biggest cold, bro. They are the biggest frauds. They ever do it. [00:22:32] Speaker C: No, but all year. [00:22:33] Speaker B: It doesn't matter. [00:22:34] Speaker A: I know, but I feel like even, like, sometimes, like, people on, like, a team like Arizona and they can. And they can play, like. But yeah, like, really, if it's, like. [00:22:41] Speaker C: In Arizona, playing inside, they. [00:22:44] Speaker A: It's, like, open and. Yeah, it's open and closed. Yeah. [00:22:49] Speaker C: So that is a big difference. [00:22:52] Speaker A: I'm telling you, though, like, he can go, like, Kylie can go somewhere and play football outside. Like, it's crazy. They go to places that are, like, 40 degrees and they, like. They lose motor skills. [00:23:04] Speaker C: Like, it's. [00:23:05] Speaker B: It's not even, like, negative five. [00:23:07] Speaker C: It's not? [00:23:07] Speaker A: No. [00:23:08] Speaker B: It's like, this weather. They can't look at the weather that. [00:23:10] Speaker A: Was in Green Bay yesterday. If you opened up a bottle of water that it had consumed the water and just. [00:23:16] Speaker C: Just froze it, like, it's crazy. [00:23:19] Speaker A: Would, like, just not know. [00:23:21] Speaker C: He would freeze to death. [00:23:23] Speaker A: Yeah, he'd freeze himself. He literally is Jack Nicholson and Jack Nicholson, whatever it is. [00:23:31] Speaker C: Yeah, I mean, they're probably not gonna sign anybody. [00:23:35] Speaker B: Listen, all we need is one piece. [00:23:37] Speaker C: Come out. Craft did come out and say, you. [00:23:39] Speaker B: Know, he said that last year, though, too. [00:23:41] Speaker C: I know, but it feels like it might be. He might understand that. [00:23:44] Speaker A: Like, I'm not going to just. I don't trust him. [00:23:47] Speaker C: I don't know either, but I don't. [00:23:48] Speaker A: Trust that guy at all. [00:23:49] Speaker C: But I feel like you're losing money at this. [00:23:52] Speaker B: Craft needs to do two things. Craft needs to keep his fucking mouth shut for the next. My opinion, six months. Go start getting blowjobs and handjobs at those fucking Asian parlors. Masseuse palace. Go back to doing that, and let's get back to winning some fucking. [00:24:06] Speaker C: Get rid of Elliot. [00:24:07] Speaker B: Open up the fucking checkbook. I don't care about Elliot, Wolf anything. Open up that fucking checkbook. Stop paying some people. You get one, one or two pieces and you draft a guy and you shore up the O line. Watch out, because you got the guy. You definitely got the guy. [00:24:24] Speaker A: What, the quarterback? [00:24:26] Speaker B: Yes. [00:24:26] Speaker A: I mean, you definitely have somebody that. [00:24:28] Speaker C: That definitely has a defense is still solid. You need a couple O line pieces. [00:24:34] Speaker B: I actually disagree with this. [00:24:35] Speaker A: I do disagree as well. I think that defense Is not that good. I think we have no linebackers. [00:24:41] Speaker C: They're still middle of the road. They're not. [00:24:43] Speaker B: They're middle of the baby. No, I think they're low. I think that that was the biggest shock. [00:24:48] Speaker A: I'd say sub probably under 20. Ranked 20th, ranked, 22nd ranked, somewhere around 25th ranked. We might have the 25th ranked defense. [00:24:56] Speaker B: My beef is that Mayo is supposed to be a defensive minded coach and the defense got way worse. [00:25:01] Speaker A: Is a fucking loser, okay? [00:25:03] Speaker C: He's not a good. [00:25:03] Speaker A: He's not a leader of men. You need a leader of men. You're dealing with divas young. You're dealing with the mix between absolute adults. You think he's too young, mid-30s? No, I think he's fucking born natural. [00:25:15] Speaker B: He's my age. [00:25:16] Speaker A: I think he's a born natural. [00:25:18] Speaker B: I think he's Irish, like 37, 38. [00:25:20] Speaker A: You listen to him talk like he doesn't even mean what he says half the time. Like, do you remember? [00:25:25] Speaker B: I don't like people that. [00:25:27] Speaker A: I don't like people that backtrack. Okay, that's cool, dog. Awesome. [00:25:31] Speaker B: But also sometimes, yeah, you can't coach. [00:25:34] Speaker A: Troy Brown was a great fucking. Why isn't Troy Brown like there's been so many players that are great, great players that haven't actually even been coached. People that are far better than fucking Jerrod Mayo. [00:25:44] Speaker B: You think it's possible we can get Ben Johnson? [00:25:47] Speaker A: I'd come. [00:25:49] Speaker B: I'd come too. [00:25:50] Speaker A: I would. I. Because it's, it's. [00:25:51] Speaker B: I would be 75. [00:25:53] Speaker C: So you'd rather have Ben Johnson than. [00:25:55] Speaker B: 100 over variable thousand percent. [00:25:57] Speaker A: You just have to think about what we have, Justin. We have a young quarterback. That's exactly what you want Ben Johnson to work with. That's where. If Ben Johnson's going to leave the Lions, that's what he's going to do. He's going to go to somewhere where there's a young quarterback that he can develop or he's going to go somewhere where he, he's in a position to draft his own quarterback. [00:26:13] Speaker B: I think Frable will do a good job of stopping the dysfunction. I think that you won't hear as many stories come out. You won't hear the players coming out and saying to the media, I think Vrabel will do a good job with that. I think he'll shore up the defense. I don't consider him like an offensive minded coach. [00:26:31] Speaker A: That's the only thing that concerns me. I would, I would like develop a quarterback. I know, but I feel like he. [00:26:37] Speaker C: Brings in somebody taxes here that they got rid of. [00:26:40] Speaker B: Van Pelt too. [00:26:41] Speaker C: Don't want to play. [00:26:42] Speaker A: Thank Christ. No, you gotta get that. Yo. [00:26:45] Speaker B: The only one that they haven't got rid of his wolf yet. [00:26:48] Speaker A: When you do this, you have to get rid of everybody. Everyone. Get him out. Get him the fuck out of here too. [00:26:54] Speaker B: Wolf. [00:26:55] Speaker A: Yeah. What a terrible fucking draft. Nice job, jerk off. My dad did it this way. [00:27:01] Speaker C: Jalen Polk's horrible. [00:27:03] Speaker B: Listen, guess what, guys? We got the right quarterback. Then it could have got me. [00:27:09] Speaker A: What did I say? I said that the better of the fucking threesome that came out of of Washington was Jalen McMillan was the second one to Romo Dunes name. Look at how Jalen McMillan's doing. And look how Jalen Pog's doing. Let's put it side by side. [00:27:23] Speaker B: You said you loved Poke when we first drafted him. Just. [00:27:25] Speaker A: No, I love. [00:27:26] Speaker B: I went back to it. [00:27:27] Speaker A: You like back to it? I could tell you, dog. Yeah, Poke's good. Okay, I. Poke was good coming out of college. Not McMillan. It was better. McMillan was the number two option on that offer. [00:27:38] Speaker C: Well, he just had the drops all year. [00:27:40] Speaker A: Who, Poke? [00:27:41] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:27:42] Speaker B: Listen, if he learns how to catch. [00:27:44] Speaker A: What pisses me off about that is like, what's going to change that for next year? It looks like that's something in stuck in his DNA. Like, what is going to change that? [00:27:52] Speaker B: Terrell Owens had a little run there where he was dropping balls. [00:27:56] Speaker A: Okay. We're going to put that in the same spot. [00:27:58] Speaker B: I'm just saying there's certain Tio is. [00:28:00] Speaker A: One of the best wide receivers ever. [00:28:02] Speaker B: I agree. What I'm saying is, is that Tio. [00:28:04] Speaker A: Could probably, maybe still play now. He's built like a freakazoid. [00:28:07] Speaker B: Yeah, but he's such a loser. I think in real life, I don't think he'd really. I don't think he'd like him in real life. Like, Ocho's so much better dude of a person. [00:28:13] Speaker A: Yeah. I mean, yeah, no, no doubt. I'd be like, you want to get McDonald's and play? [00:28:17] Speaker B: Yeah, dude, like. [00:28:18] Speaker A: And Charlie be like, I love my quarterback. [00:28:20] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:28:21] Speaker A: You're like, all right, dude. [00:28:22] Speaker C: He's crying about his quarter. [00:28:23] Speaker A: Yeah, like, all right. No, like, love Chipotle. [00:28:26] Speaker B: Where was I going with that? I think that it's almost like a case of the yips is what I'm trying to say. [00:28:31] Speaker C: Yeah, I could see that. [00:28:32] Speaker A: I think it's somebody also just being like, I don't give a fuck. Like, this fucking team. Like, we suck do you know how. [00:28:39] Speaker B: Many interceptions happened like off of Poke's hands, Baker's hands. Like there was interceptions where like my kid was like writing them down at one point, being like, that doesn't count towards May, that doesn't count towards me. And it was like seven or eight of them because it's just like an easy pass. Hits off the hands tipped. [00:28:56] Speaker A: Guess what? I'm still excited to see Drake May play. I still think that he can develop. I still think that he can be. He can be like Josh Allen ask. [00:29:04] Speaker B: We just get him one weapon. I hope they go. My. My only opinion is I want. I want a wide receiver. I want a wide receiver in the first round. What about Diggs, Stefan? [00:29:13] Speaker C: He was only on a one year deal in Houston. [00:29:16] Speaker A: Yeah. And his ACL's in Chelsea. [00:29:19] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:29:21] Speaker A: His ACL's in Chelsea. [00:29:23] Speaker B: Yeah. You find it? It's citrus and salt. [00:29:24] Speaker C: I feel like he's not a good team player. [00:29:26] Speaker A: I'm gonna put citrus and salt in my eyes and hopefully. [00:29:29] Speaker C: All right, who else else is available? [00:29:30] Speaker A: I'm going to look him up right now. [00:29:31] Speaker C: T. Higgins, who's definitely not coming here. He's going to be back in Cincy. [00:29:35] Speaker A: I think he's going to be back in Cincy. That's my. [00:29:37] Speaker B: You think so? [00:29:38] Speaker A: Yep, I do. [00:29:40] Speaker B: They're going to expect him to take a deal and he might not do it. That would be my opinion. To take a hometown discount. Yep. [00:29:50] Speaker A: We already talked T. Higgins, a guard from Kansas City, Trey Smith. We could totally use Lyman. See, this is where I would rather use draft pick. Use draft picks to draft fucking skill players. This is how I would always look at the draft. And I would use my money on like staple pieces. Like my line. I would sign linemen, people that are already proven, people that have already been in the league. I would just put my money on that. Now, again, every now and then could I take a chance on a fucking Michael Orr esque type tackle? Sure. But like sign. I would sign guys that. [00:30:27] Speaker B: My opinion is like 13 to the end of the first. Godwin is where I would pick a tackle. [00:30:35] Speaker C: All right, so Javon Holland, just wide receivers. Diggs Higgins, Keenan Allen, Amari Cooper, Chris Godwin, Brandon Cooks. He won't come back. Deontay. [00:30:48] Speaker A: I don't want him back. [00:30:48] Speaker C: He's a DeAndre Hopkins. It's all old ass people. [00:30:52] Speaker A: Okay, Those are. [00:30:53] Speaker C: William. [00:30:53] Speaker A: Those are very old. Those are all very old souls. If I was. [00:30:57] Speaker C: Yeah, no, Hollywood Brown. [00:30:59] Speaker A: Okay. I mean he's injury prone, but Layton. [00:31:04] Speaker C: Yeah, no, that's all old bumps. Okay, so Demarcus Robinson, K.J. osborne. We cut him. Al Nelson. Aligo. See. See you later. [00:31:16] Speaker A: He was on our team as well at one point. [00:31:17] Speaker C: Caught him. Yeah, this is. It's not looking good, I'll tell you that. [00:31:22] Speaker B: But that's why you draft the wide. [00:31:23] Speaker A: Receiver by thankfully, in the NFL they give you the opportunity to draft people out of college. [00:31:30] Speaker C: I like Matt Collins, but he might resign. [00:31:33] Speaker B: You like Matt Collins Is. He should just stick to Instagram. He actually has a pretty decent Instagram. Do you see him like fixing in his house? [00:31:39] Speaker A: Dude, he's like. He's like the new Bill 9. [00:31:41] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:31:42] Speaker A: Yeah. Fixing walks around. No shoes. [00:31:44] Speaker B: No shoes is weird. [00:31:45] Speaker A: What's the feel? Earth. [00:31:46] Speaker B: You guys ever heard about a ground and blanket or. [00:31:48] Speaker C: I have. I want to try one. They seem pretty. [00:31:51] Speaker B: I know they do. It's a grounded blanket. You plug it into the wall, right? And then you lay on it. And it's supposed to like a change the electrodes in your body or whatever the it's called the electricity in your body. Like you become a one with the ground. And it's supposed to have a ton of benefits for you. You sleep better. Supposed to help you. [00:32:09] Speaker C: Yeah. Murders, inflammation. [00:32:12] Speaker B: All your inflammation on your body leaves start feeling better. Maybe you don't wake up and get pissed over a text that you're going to Citrus and salt. If you were laying on a ground and blanket, maybe you'd be in a better mood because you'd feel better. You slept better. [00:32:25] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:32:27] Speaker C: I mean, hopefully they trade Milton for a wide receiver. [00:32:31] Speaker A: I. I hope. [00:32:32] Speaker B: Is this gonna be 75 miserable, though? Is that what it's going to be for us? Like you're just gonna be miserable for 75 days? [00:32:38] Speaker C: Have you been working out? [00:32:40] Speaker A: No, dude. Yes. Yes. [00:32:42] Speaker B: I only see one. I only see one episode on Treadmill Talks. [00:32:45] Speaker A: We got one. Get one today. Dude. [00:32:47] Speaker B: We're getting a Treadmill Talks after this. [00:32:49] Speaker A: Yeah, I'm going to the gym. [00:32:50] Speaker B: Okay. All right. [00:32:52] Speaker C: All right. So we can move off sports. I have a little game if you guys want to play. [00:32:56] Speaker B: Are you in for the game yet or not yet. [00:33:01] Speaker A: What's this game? [00:33:02] Speaker B: Nico had a good game last time. This is a good game. This seems like a good game. Explain. [00:33:07] Speaker C: So basically what I'm going to do is I'm going to name five movies, starting at like one through five. It's going to be tougher to. Easier for you to guess the actor is going to be based on a point system. 5. I'm going to name five movies so five points if you get it on the first movie. The if you guess the actor or actress, and then so on. So 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. And you'll be going head to head. [00:33:36] Speaker B: Okay. [00:33:41] Speaker C: Do you want to pull your notes up, Al, and just keep track of the points here? [00:33:45] Speaker B: Oh, you want me to keep track of the points? [00:33:47] Speaker C: Yep. [00:33:49] Speaker B: Is he looking up the movies? That's the question. [00:33:51] Speaker C: No, can't look up the movies. You got to keep your phone flat. [00:33:54] Speaker B: On the table, Nico. L. [00:34:00] Speaker C: Okay, all right. Wicked. [00:34:05] Speaker A: Craft. [00:34:08] Speaker B: Okay, so do you. So do. Should we take a guess? Every single one. [00:34:12] Speaker C: I would. Because it counts as point. I don't want to just rattle off Avatar. You're naming the actors. [00:34:23] Speaker B: Oh, okay. That's right. Okay, I'm gonna name. What's her name? [00:34:26] Speaker A: Ariana Grande. [00:34:28] Speaker B: No, it's the other one. Why can't I think of her name? Bro, she's in Lioness. Why can't I think of her name? [00:34:46] Speaker C: Black girl. [00:34:47] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:34:48] Speaker C: No. [00:34:49] Speaker B: Okay, go. Go to the next movie then. [00:34:51] Speaker C: The Great White Hype. [00:34:53] Speaker B: The Great White Hype. [00:34:57] Speaker C: What a great movie. [00:34:58] Speaker B: Damon Waynes. [00:35:00] Speaker C: No. Nico, do you have a guess? [00:35:02] Speaker A: Never even seen. I don't even know what the movie is. [00:35:04] Speaker C: Okay. Hotel Artemis. [00:35:06] Speaker B: Never saw it. [00:35:07] Speaker A: Never saw it. [00:35:08] Speaker B: Are you. You're going from hard to easy. Yes, Hotel Artemis. How many people have even seen Hotel Artemis? [00:35:15] Speaker C: It's great. Hangover. [00:35:16] Speaker B: Okay, I haven't seen it. [00:35:18] Speaker C: That's. That should be on your list. Thor Ragnarok. [00:35:25] Speaker A: Do we know if it's a male or a female? [00:35:27] Speaker C: No, I know it. I know what it is. [00:35:30] Speaker A: You know it. [00:35:31] Speaker B: Do a Ragnarok. I've seen that so much so. [00:35:34] Speaker A: I've seen it so many times. [00:35:36] Speaker C: You gotta use the previous movies to like. [00:35:39] Speaker A: Justin. I've seen none of them. [00:35:41] Speaker B: Okay, so this. Hold on. I haven't seen Wicked. [00:35:44] Speaker A: I've never seen Wicked. I've never even heard Anthony Hopkins. [00:35:47] Speaker C: No. [00:35:48] Speaker A: A great. A Great White Hype. I've never even. I don't even know what that is. [00:35:52] Speaker B: That's a movie. Samuel Jackson's in it. [00:35:54] Speaker C: This. [00:35:54] Speaker A: In this game. This the first movie that has been said that I've actually laid eyes on. [00:35:57] Speaker C: All right, this is the last one. [00:35:59] Speaker A: Okay. [00:36:00] Speaker C: Jurassic Park. [00:36:04] Speaker B: This person's in all these movies. See, I haven't seen Wicked, so that's really throwing me off. [00:36:12] Speaker C: Which is crazy, cuz you've probably seen. [00:36:14] Speaker A: All right, I think I know who it. I think I know who it is. I just don't know the actor's name, which is terrible. But Jurassic Park Yeah, because I think that. [00:36:23] Speaker C: So we got. [00:36:24] Speaker A: Oh, wait a minute. Which Jurassic Park? [00:36:27] Speaker C: That's. That's not how this works. [00:36:29] Speaker A: Hot. What the are we talking about? What do you mean? [00:36:31] Speaker B: I think it's the first one, right? Jurassic Park. [00:36:33] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:36:34] Speaker A: You're naming movies. It has to be specific movies. [00:36:36] Speaker C: Jurassic park is the first movie. [00:36:38] Speaker A: All right. [00:36:39] Speaker C: I would have said Parks. Jurassic World is okay. [00:36:43] Speaker A: All right, so you just. I'm pretty sure you just helped my. Yes, all right, I got it. [00:36:47] Speaker B: So I know who it is. [00:36:48] Speaker A: I don't know her name, so I won't get the credit, but I think I definitely know who it is. [00:36:53] Speaker C: Okay, so right now we have Wicked. [00:36:55] Speaker A: Yep. [00:36:56] Speaker C: Thor Ragnarok. Hotel Artemis. The Great White Hype, and Jurassic Park. What is the name of the actor? [00:37:04] Speaker B: Can't look up the name. [00:37:05] Speaker A: I'm not. I swear to God. I know who the. I know. I know who it is. I just don't know their name. I. I'm drawing a complete blank. I know know. I'll tell the exact character that she plays in Thor Ragnarok. [00:37:19] Speaker C: Okay. What. What character? [00:37:21] Speaker A: Hela. [00:37:21] Speaker C: So you're wrong. [00:37:22] Speaker A: All right, Word. Good. [00:37:24] Speaker B: He was so. He was so positive. [00:37:26] Speaker C: He was. [00:37:26] Speaker A: I mean, that's my only guess. So my only question. [00:37:28] Speaker B: I don't think this guy was in Jurassic Park 1. But I'm just gonna say Samuel L. Jackson. [00:37:33] Speaker C: That's wrong. Incorrect. It's Jeff Goldblum. [00:37:36] Speaker B: Jeff Goldblum was in. Was in Wicked. [00:37:39] Speaker C: Yeah. He played with the wizard of Oz. [00:37:43] Speaker B: All right. [00:37:44] Speaker C: Ragnarok. He owned the house. [00:37:46] Speaker B: Yes. Yes. Yep. [00:37:48] Speaker A: He's. He's the Collector. [00:37:51] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:37:51] Speaker B: Yeah, he's the Collector. That's right. [00:37:53] Speaker C: Okay, well, Jurassic Park. He's in that. [00:37:56] Speaker A: All right. That just. I. Those. All right. [00:37:59] Speaker B: He is in the Great White House. [00:38:00] Speaker A: I was there. That was my second guess. Was him. [00:38:02] Speaker C: White Hype. [00:38:03] Speaker A: Because as soon as I said. As soon as we said Jurassic park, and I said it again. [00:38:06] Speaker B: Okay, so zero points each. [00:38:10] Speaker C: All right, next one. [00:38:12] Speaker B: Yes. [00:38:12] Speaker C: The wrong Missy. [00:38:15] Speaker B: David Spade. [00:38:18] Speaker A: I'm going to have to wait until, like, level three. These movies. [00:38:22] Speaker C: Okay. Grown Ups. [00:38:26] Speaker A: Damn, you pretty. [00:38:27] Speaker B: Kevin James. [00:38:32] Speaker C: You got to use the previous movie, too. [00:38:34] Speaker B: I know. I don't remember the characters in it. [00:38:36] Speaker A: Okay, Rob Schneider. [00:38:39] Speaker C: That's correct. [00:38:40] Speaker A: Let's go, bro. On a total guess here, four points. [00:38:44] Speaker B: That's not. Yeah, because Nico didn't even know. I shouldn't even have guessed. [00:38:46] Speaker C: The next movies were. Don't mess with Zohan. [00:38:50] Speaker A: Okay? [00:38:51] Speaker C: The hot chick. [00:38:52] Speaker B: All right. [00:38:53] Speaker C: And then Deuce Bigelow. [00:38:54] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:38:54] Speaker B: I mean, Good. [00:38:55] Speaker A: Okay. Awesome. [00:38:56] Speaker B: I didn't even know what the wrong missy was. [00:38:58] Speaker A: I'm on the board. Don't have to. All I have. [00:39:00] Speaker B: Good. You should watch it. You'd love that. [00:39:02] Speaker A: The wrong missy. [00:39:02] Speaker B: Dude, you'd love a. [00:39:04] Speaker C: Great. [00:39:04] Speaker B: It's crazy. [00:39:04] Speaker A: That's so weird. [00:39:05] Speaker C: It's so good. It's like funny. [00:39:07] Speaker B: Raunchiest movie. It's awesome. [00:39:09] Speaker C: It's so funny. All right. [00:39:10] Speaker A: Raunchy then. That's my boy. [00:39:12] Speaker B: Well, yeah, definitely. [00:39:13] Speaker C: Definitely. [00:39:14] Speaker A: Okay. [00:39:16] Speaker C: Saving Private Ryan. [00:39:20] Speaker B: Dude, Vin Diesel. [00:39:23] Speaker A: Vin Diesel's and Saving Private Ryan. I don't. I. All right, I gotta keep going. I don't know. I'm off the top of my head. Who's in Saving Private Ryan? [00:39:33] Speaker C: Just give me a guess. [00:39:36] Speaker A: Ryan Gosling. [00:39:37] Speaker C: It's Vin Diesel. [00:39:38] Speaker B: Bang of the G. Dude. I knew he wasn't gonna pick one of the main characters. [00:39:42] Speaker C: Favorite Private Ryan. Then I had the Last Witch Hunter. Avengers. Endgame. [00:39:48] Speaker B: I would have known. Endgame. Oh, well, it makes sense. Makes sense. Yeah. [00:39:51] Speaker C: Group Bloodshot. [00:39:53] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:39:53] Speaker C: And then Fast and Furious. [00:39:55] Speaker A: That's a good one. [00:39:56] Speaker B: I'm the man. [00:39:56] Speaker C: Dude, this one's gonna be a little bit hotter, I think. Bad Boys 2. [00:40:06] Speaker A: Now. [00:40:07] Speaker B: Peter Stormier. [00:40:09] Speaker A: Is that the captain? Is that the captain? [00:40:12] Speaker C: No, the hippie hop guy. [00:40:14] Speaker B: Hip hop. Hip hop Anonymous. [00:40:16] Speaker C: I like hippie hop too. [00:40:18] Speaker A: I like a hippie open too. I want to say the Captain, but I don't even know what the guy's name is. Yeah, I don't. [00:40:26] Speaker B: So pick one. [00:40:27] Speaker A: Just keep going. Just keep going. Justin, you don't want to pick one. [00:40:29] Speaker B: Of the main characters? [00:40:30] Speaker A: No. [00:40:31] Speaker B: Okay. [00:40:31] Speaker C: This is 40. [00:40:36] Speaker A: Your dog might just died. You might want to check. [00:40:37] Speaker C: Yeah, your dog's dead. This is 40. [00:40:40] Speaker A: I've never seen it. Gotta keep going. [00:40:43] Speaker B: Hold on. This is 40. And bad boys too. This is 40. [00:40:54] Speaker C: This is 40. It's hard because I can't like give actors that are in this movie. [00:41:01] Speaker B: No, I. I know who. I've know. This is 40. [00:41:04] Speaker C: Door. [00:41:07] Speaker B: Stop. Go lay down. [00:41:10] Speaker C: Dogs all fighting. He needs his nails clip. [00:41:12] Speaker B: Do I want to pass? Yeah, I guess pass for now, but. Okay. No, wait, hold on. I should probably guess somebody every round. I would just give me Paul Rudd. [00:41:21] Speaker C: Okay. Till Death. [00:41:25] Speaker B: What the fuck's Till Death? Is that the movie with the girl where she. And she's in the wedding dress? [00:41:32] Speaker C: No, That's a good guess. You're thinking of Ready or Not. [00:41:35] Speaker B: Okay. Till Death. What? The fox. Till Death. [00:41:39] Speaker C: If you haven't seen this movie, definitely check this movie out. [00:41:44] Speaker B: Okay, so we haven't Seen that movie. Which? Bad Boys Too. [00:41:50] Speaker C: Okay, I think you're gonna get it on these two, because it's getting a little easier now. Jennifer's body. All right, buddy. [00:42:00] Speaker B: I don't remember anybody besides. What's her name in that. And it's definitely not her because she's definitely not. I'm gonna say Megan Fox, but it can't be her. [00:42:10] Speaker A: Nico, I haven't seen any of these movies, so I'm. This is. This is where the. [00:42:19] Speaker B: Unless Megan Fox is in Bad Boys too. That'd be wild that I didn't know that. [00:42:23] Speaker A: No, I don't think so. [00:42:24] Speaker C: In the last one is Transformers, and Megan Fox was the correct answer. [00:42:30] Speaker B: She's in Bad Boys Too. [00:42:31] Speaker C: She's in Bad Boys too. This is 40 till death. She's the lead. Jennifer's body. She's the lead. That's when she turns. [00:42:37] Speaker B: So I got two. [00:42:38] Speaker C: Vampire. Okay, Yep. So you got two points for that one. Nico. Come on, bud. [00:42:44] Speaker B: I mean, you're picking movies that are like. [00:42:46] Speaker A: I don't see any of these. [00:42:48] Speaker B: Those are my white. Those are in my. That's in my wheelhouse. Most of these movies. Till Death. Is that the one where she's locked in, where she's trapped again? Okay, I did see that guy. It's a great. [00:42:57] Speaker C: It's a good movie. [00:42:58] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:43:00] Speaker C: All right, this is the last one. Nico, you need to get this one in. Three guesses to be able to beat Al. [00:43:06] Speaker B: No, I got seven points. [00:43:08] Speaker C: And what does he have? Four. [00:43:10] Speaker B: So he needs it a four to win. You need to get a tie. [00:43:12] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:43:12] Speaker B: She only doing three movies. [00:43:14] Speaker C: Or is this the fifth one? Oh, is it two, three, four. Yeah, this is the fifth one. [00:43:18] Speaker B: Okay. [00:43:20] Speaker C: The Little Things. [00:43:24] Speaker B: The Little Things. [00:43:25] Speaker C: Yeah. It is streaming on Netflix right now. [00:43:28] Speaker B: Okay, well, that's bad because we don't. We've never seen that. [00:43:30] Speaker C: It's an old, not older movie, but I'd say 20 between the last five years. I'd say it came out. All right, so no guess for that one? [00:43:44] Speaker B: No guess. Little. Thanks. [00:43:46] Speaker C: Right. [00:43:46] Speaker B: You don't have a guess, right, Nico? [00:43:47] Speaker A: I've never even seen it. Don't even know anything. [00:43:49] Speaker C: The newest Blade runner. Blade Runner 2080. Whatever. [00:43:55] Speaker B: Harrison Ford. [00:43:57] Speaker A: Nick, I got nothing. I don't know who's in Blade Runner, Panic Room. [00:44:04] Speaker B: Kristen Stewart. [00:44:06] Speaker A: I got nothing. I've never seen it. [00:44:09] Speaker C: Justice League. [00:44:10] Speaker B: Wait, we're on the next one now. Justice League. Oh, my God. What the her name, dude, what's the main character? Panic Room's name? [00:44:23] Speaker A: Gail. Got it. No, no, that's that's gonna be my guess. [00:44:28] Speaker C: Kill. [00:44:29] Speaker B: Got that. [00:44:29] Speaker C: Gal Gadot. [00:44:31] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:44:31] Speaker B: Could she. Could she be in Blade Runner? [00:44:33] Speaker A: I have no idea. [00:44:35] Speaker B: It's not Helen Hunt. What the. This name? Dude, she's in a ton of. All right, give me Forest Whitaker. [00:44:43] Speaker C: Okay. It's a good guess. Morbius. [00:44:49] Speaker B: No one's seen Morbius here. It's a trash movie. With trash. [00:44:52] Speaker C: Nico seen it? [00:44:52] Speaker A: No. [00:44:53] Speaker B: Oh, I know it. Jared Leto. [00:44:54] Speaker C: That's correct. [00:44:55] Speaker A: I've never seen it, but yeah, Jared Leto. [00:44:58] Speaker B: Because he was definitely in Panic Room. [00:45:00] Speaker C: Yep. Yeah, he's a bad guy. He was in Blade Runner. He was in Little Things. Also played a bad guy. Yeah, that's my game. [00:45:07] Speaker B: Well, I don't think Nico liked it, but he's also in a bad mood. He's still talking about. [00:45:11] Speaker A: No, it's not that I didn't like it. I never. What do you want me to do when I don't see these movies? I don't know. I don't see any of them. [00:45:16] Speaker C: That's crazy. I thought you liked movies. [00:45:18] Speaker A: Dude, I definitely do. None of the ones you named. [00:45:22] Speaker B: His whole thing is Marvel. You should have just did all Justice League. [00:45:25] Speaker C: I had Justice League in there. [00:45:29] Speaker A: They also had Hotel Artemis. [00:45:31] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. You forgot about that. And he acted like that was. He put that as like two. [00:45:35] Speaker A: Forget about Hotel Artemis. [00:45:39] Speaker C: Hotel Adamus was the third question of. [00:45:42] Speaker A: It was the first one. Jeff Goldblum. [00:45:44] Speaker C: Hotel Wicked was the first one. [00:45:46] Speaker A: Hotel action. [00:45:47] Speaker B: Three action thriller. [00:45:50] Speaker A: Hotel. [00:45:51] Speaker C: Hotel Artemis is with Helen Hunt. I'm sorry, Jody Foss. [00:45:56] Speaker B: That's was the girl's name I couldn't think of. I'm saying Helen Hunt, but I meant Jody Foss. [00:46:00] Speaker C: Batista's in that movie also. [00:46:02] Speaker B: It's probably a decent movie. [00:46:03] Speaker C: Yeah. She. She operates. It's a. It's obviously it's a hotel, but it. It's like, for private members. That she's a doctor and like, patches people up. It's like a mix between John Wick and. [00:46:24] Speaker B: Okay. [00:46:25] Speaker C: Kind of like. You know what I mean? [00:46:27] Speaker B: And there's like, riding going on or something like that. [00:46:30] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:46:30] Speaker B: I just read riots going on in Los Angeles. [00:46:32] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:46:33] Speaker B: People stopped making their way over to that hotel. [00:46:35] Speaker C: Yes. [00:46:36] Speaker B: Okay. [00:46:37] Speaker C: It's good. [00:46:38] Speaker B: I can get down with that. Now let me ask you this question. [00:46:41] Speaker A: Sure. This is awesome. You guys see that? Dax shepherd was watching Sunday Night Football at the. Yeah. [00:46:48] Speaker B: Because it's a circle jerk. These things. [00:46:51] Speaker A: I would be, too. That's so funny. [00:46:53] Speaker B: I'll tell you one thing. [00:46:54] Speaker A: He probably has money on the game Game. [00:46:55] Speaker B: And he's probably like, vin Diesel's my dog. We ride together. We died together. He did. He did call it the Rock at the thing. That was pretty good. [00:47:04] Speaker C: What's up, Dwayne? [00:47:05] Speaker B: He needs to go on 75 hard. [00:47:07] Speaker C: Yeah, he needs. [00:47:07] Speaker B: He's looking puffy, dude. He. Dude, did you see him? [00:47:12] Speaker A: No, I didn't. [00:47:13] Speaker B: He looks fat, dude. [00:47:14] Speaker A: I want that. [00:47:16] Speaker B: I just saw a picture of Vin Diesel at the Golden Globes, dude. [00:47:19] Speaker C: He looks fat as he is looking 1. [00:47:21] Speaker A: You looking fat as boy. [00:47:24] Speaker B: Look, look at him. [00:47:29] Speaker C: But didn't him in the. [00:47:30] Speaker A: I mean, what. I mean, what do you expect? What do you expect? [00:47:33] Speaker C: Well, he's got a movie to film. [00:47:36] Speaker A: Taquitos and. [00:47:37] Speaker C: Yeah, he's got one more movie to film. [00:47:40] Speaker B: He would never go to Citrus and Sol and Diesel. He'd pick the place. [00:47:43] Speaker C: He'd be playing Dungeons. [00:47:44] Speaker B: He'd be like, listen to your. To your friend's girlfriend. We're going where I say we go. As long as they serve Corona and it's cold, I'm happy. [00:47:54] Speaker A: Yeah, I'm over it. [00:47:57] Speaker B: Yeah, you got to get over it. I mean, I can't believe you let someone decide in the restaurant. Legitimately. I go, I would go anywhere with somebody. I would just eat beforehand. Like, if you were like, let's go eat a Franken. [00:48:10] Speaker A: Isn't that mobile gas? Isn't that rude, though? [00:48:13] Speaker B: You just say, I'm not that hungry. You don't tell me. [00:48:16] Speaker C: But here's the thing. [00:48:17] Speaker B: Or you just. On the girl. [00:48:18] Speaker C: Here's the problem with that. When you go with a group of people, like, don't be the person to be like, oh, I. I got this, this, and this. [00:48:26] Speaker A: No, never. It's going to be split three ways. [00:48:29] Speaker C: That's why you gotta. You gotta eat. [00:48:31] Speaker A: Yeah, you're right, John. [00:48:32] Speaker B: You don't gotta eat or take something home. Then. Yeah, get the food poison. Give the food poison. [00:48:37] Speaker A: I think I'm gonna take the first bite of whatever I get and then just to go and spit it right back. [00:48:41] Speaker C: Just get like some appetite. [00:48:43] Speaker B: All right, so I'm gonna say bad. No, I. I think that a fajita you can't really go wrong with. [00:48:47] Speaker A: No, I don't think go wrong with a steak or a steak and chicken fajita. [00:48:50] Speaker B: Like. Yeah, I don't think you can. [00:48:51] Speaker A: If. If Border Cafe don't that up. Citrus and Salt better not be able to get up. [00:48:56] Speaker B: You are making some type of connotation that Border Cafe sucks. [00:48:59] Speaker A: No, I am not. [00:49:00] Speaker B: Okay. All right, good. [00:49:02] Speaker A: I'm Just saying. Border Cafe is really good. Fajitas. We go there for lunch all the time. [00:49:06] Speaker B: Camptown Shrimp. Dude. Dude, put that on the fajita. [00:49:09] Speaker A: Oh, see what I mean? [00:49:11] Speaker B: I'd go to. Yeah, that's what you should tell. Hey, why are we going to Citrus and Salt? Why don't we go and then go to the casino after? Then you can walk home. Yeah. [00:49:20] Speaker A: And then buy a bag of fentanyl. [00:49:22] Speaker B: Yep. From the guy from Riva. [00:49:26] Speaker C: Pretty cheap. [00:49:28] Speaker A: What? [00:49:28] Speaker C: Not. [00:49:29] Speaker B: It's just like a. It's just blah. I mean, it's not as bad as Nico's gonna say. The play. I like the place in Southy Rosa. Mexicana. Now, I know that it's probably like not like real super authentic, but they make the gluten guacamole in front of you. They have these cheeseburger tacos that they use actual hamburger meat. They put like the. It almost like in a Big Mac sauce. It's ridiculous. With American cheese on it. Melted American cheese. [00:49:56] Speaker C: Have you ever been on Taco Howlin Wolf in Salem? [00:49:59] Speaker B: Yeah, a bunch of times. [00:50:00] Speaker C: They have these fried avocado tacos. They're so good. [00:50:04] Speaker A: I've heard of that place. I heard it's good. [00:50:06] Speaker B: So there's no meat and it's just fried avocados. [00:50:09] Speaker C: Yeah, but it's like. I don't know what they do to it. It's so good. [00:50:12] Speaker B: No. Miss me with that. Okay. That much. Eating vegetables. Not just eating vegetables that you can add. [00:50:19] Speaker A: I mean, I feel you. I'm not big on the can. [00:50:23] Speaker B: You need meat, dude. You need something. Some substance. [00:50:26] Speaker C: Just loves meat. [00:50:27] Speaker B: I do. I love meat. [00:50:28] Speaker C: Loves. I walked in, he was slice and fucking hot. [00:50:32] Speaker B: Super sad. [00:50:33] Speaker C: Super sada. And eating a plate of prosciutto. That's what I do at 10 in the morning. [00:50:39] Speaker B: It's breakfast. [00:50:40] Speaker C: Yeah. Nice little Italian breakfast. [00:50:45] Speaker B: It's better than the time we went out after New York and Nico got chocolate chip pancakes, chocolate chip waffles, and a chocolate milk. [00:50:52] Speaker C: Yeah, that was crazy. And then the whole ride home was like. [00:50:57] Speaker B: Yeah, no, you got a four hour ride. [00:50:59] Speaker C: A four hour ride. This is not an awesome meal for you to be eating, dude. You don't remember that? [00:51:07] Speaker B: And you were just crying about your stomach for like. [00:51:11] Speaker A: I. I think it was for like at least 30 minutes. Yeah, I had a stomach. I just had a. Yeah, man. Can a guy not. I'll at the IHOP too. [00:51:21] Speaker B: It's just. It's just a crazy meal. Like when I know I have to do something. [00:51:24] Speaker C: Jay Fine was beside Himself. [00:51:26] Speaker B: Yeah, that's because he doesn't eat sugar. [00:51:27] Speaker C: I know. [00:51:28] Speaker B: Remember that time he was like, I can't believe you drink that Gatorade because it was like dinosaurs. You can only eat the. You can only drink the cherry Gatorade because it has no dye in it because it's the white one. Yeah, I'm like, sorry, gay fine. Like, I'm not looking at die. [00:51:44] Speaker C: But he was literally beside himself. [00:51:47] Speaker B: Yeah, he would that. [00:51:49] Speaker C: But he'll probably outlive us all. [00:51:50] Speaker B: So Nico. [00:51:52] Speaker C: No. [00:51:52] Speaker B: Oh, j. Oh, yeah. He's gonna say Nico is gonna blow his brains out at Citrus and Salt tonight. [00:52:00] Speaker C: Speaking of blowing your brains out, what's her name? What's that actor's name? Her husband just killed him. [00:52:05] Speaker B: Yeah, Aubrey Plaza. [00:52:06] Speaker C: Aubrey Plaza. [00:52:07] Speaker B: She got a little something about Aubrey Plaza. [00:52:09] Speaker C: Yeah, she's a fox. Yeah, you mean something. [00:52:12] Speaker B: That's what I'm saying. And she got, like. It seems like she got a good personality. So why is he killing himself? [00:52:16] Speaker C: I don't know. He's probably gay. [00:52:17] Speaker A: Secret sex probably sucked. [00:52:20] Speaker C: I doubt it. [00:52:21] Speaker B: Yeah, you're probably right. [00:52:22] Speaker C: Thanks, dude. [00:52:23] Speaker B: She probably, like. He probably was like, listen, if you watch. I'll watch Wicked with you if you blow me. And she's like, no, you just watch a Wicked. Then he just went to the bathroom. [00:52:31] Speaker C: That's what happened. [00:52:32] Speaker B: Blew his brains out. That's how he died. [00:52:34] Speaker C: Yeah. That's why Sabrina is a g. And Aubrey Plaza's problem. [00:52:37] Speaker B: Yeah, she's selfish. Aubrey Plaza's selfish. [00:52:40] Speaker C: That's what it is. [00:52:41] Speaker A: You immediately have to look at yourself if you're the significant other and say, it has to be me. [00:52:45] Speaker B: I think that's what I think that a lot of people think that. [00:52:47] Speaker C: I think that's definitely a question, but a lot of people just deal with. [00:52:53] Speaker A: No, I mean that obviously. Yeah, that's. That's true. But I'm just saying, like, in a role where it's like a significant other. If my significant other killed themselves, you think I was immediately gonna look at me and go, it's had to be. [00:53:04] Speaker B: Something that I. I shouldn't have cut off to here. [00:53:06] Speaker A: That. Yeah, that's something. [00:53:08] Speaker C: Because, you know, there's a final straw that happens. So whatever argument or disagreement, like, you didn't put the dishes away that day. And like, he was supposed to. And the last straw was like, he's like, I just can't deal with this anymore. [00:53:23] Speaker B: Well, Justin would kill himself over some weak ass like that. Like, about the dishes not going away. [00:53:28] Speaker C: Yeah. It's like, how many times I get. [00:53:29] Speaker B: Asked, like, if it was something that small, that trivial, I wish she did it sooner. That's what I would think about if my wife did that. Like, she killed herself over the dishes, like, you should have done it sooner then. [00:53:43] Speaker C: I would never kill myself. I think over anything major, it would probably be over something very, very small. Just like, ah, I would just be so impossible. [00:53:54] Speaker B: You two tend to overreact. [00:53:56] Speaker C: So, like, it was just like, hey, you took my car out. And then, like, just didn't. You used all the gas. Just something. [00:54:04] Speaker B: Something just as simple as that, you know? Or like, she put like, you. Like two socks that don't match together. [00:54:10] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:54:11] Speaker B: Like, just. She did the laundry, but she just didn't put those two socks together. [00:54:14] Speaker C: Yeah, they're like different mismatched socks. [00:54:17] Speaker B: I did that. You would have killed yourself the other day with Santino. I thought you were close. No, that'd you think about murder suicide right there. [00:54:24] Speaker C: He was just being a little dude. [00:54:28] Speaker B: Yeah, it's gonna be tough. It's gonna be tough. He doesn't want you to record. Why don't you stand up and hold him and just. [00:54:34] Speaker C: How am I gonna record, but I'm not on camera? [00:54:37] Speaker B: We'll make it so that you can be put two cameras. We'll put a Santino cam. [00:54:42] Speaker C: He just wants to be held 24 7. It's his mother's fault. I strictly blame her. His crib is only meant for my dirt. My clean laundry. She doesn't even fold it. Just puts it in the. In this crib. [00:54:58] Speaker B: Okay. So she takes it out and then she just throws it in there. No folder. [00:55:01] Speaker C: It's like, I want your laundry. [00:55:02] Speaker B: Or everyone's laundry. [00:55:03] Speaker C: Everyone's his, hers and mine all together. Good luck trying to find any. [00:55:08] Speaker B: Well, she's working full time. You're working semi full time. [00:55:11] Speaker C: She's not working full time. She's working four days a week. [00:55:14] Speaker B: Close to full time. [00:55:16] Speaker C: Yeah. So I. Technically, I'm working close to full time. [00:55:19] Speaker B: It goes by. [00:55:19] Speaker A: It goes by hour. I mean hours in general. [00:55:22] Speaker B: Yeah. Cuz you can work three days and be full time. Yeah. You're doing 12, 14 hour shifts. [00:55:29] Speaker C: The four day, 10 hour work week is like the optimal work week. [00:55:34] Speaker B: You like that? [00:55:35] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:55:35] Speaker B: You like, like the cop schedule? [00:55:37] Speaker A: That's gas. [00:55:37] Speaker B: 4 tens. [00:55:38] Speaker A: That's gas. [00:55:39] Speaker C: 4 tens is the optimal work. [00:55:41] Speaker B: Do you know that cops used to work? Well, this is Revere cops. I'm just going to talk about Revere Cups. I was talking to Revere cop. I know. Bubba's still on the schedule. Four on, four off. Right. Four days on, four days off. And they rotate for some reason. Revere doesn't do it that way. [00:55:56] Speaker A: They don't. [00:55:57] Speaker B: They do a split system or something. Like you work one day, one night. Yes, one day, one night. So they can end up working like. Like 24 to 30 hours in a row. Yeah. With like a two hour split. And they think it's the dumb. I go, that doesn't even make sense. It was all because of COVID So Fauci did this. Another thing we could blame Fauci for. [00:56:17] Speaker C: Well, not what V is doing now. [00:56:20] Speaker B: A lot of. A lot of places did this. This was how they recommended to do it with the COVID Out with people, out with COVID Reverend just is still stuck in two hours off. [00:56:29] Speaker C: Doesn't make any sense. [00:56:30] Speaker B: Make zero. When he was telling me schedule, I go, that doesn't even make logical sense. He's like, I know. [00:56:35] Speaker C: How's that even? [00:56:36] Speaker B: They're trying to. Basically the union trying to get it back to 4/10. [00:56:40] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:56:41] Speaker B: So they. But they work that and then there's a day off in between, and then they go again. It's almost like they have a firefighter shift. Yeah, but firefighter and cops are different because firefighters are just. There's a bed they can sleep in. [00:56:52] Speaker C: Yeah, you have like downtime. Downtime. [00:56:55] Speaker B: Not. Not saying the job's easy. I'm just saying, like in. In general, like, cops must be on the street, on the beat. [00:57:00] Speaker C: Yeah, but you're talking about Revere cops too. They're just jerking off. [00:57:05] Speaker A: They're just banging coke. [00:57:07] Speaker B: They're all of them. Even your boys? [00:57:09] Speaker A: Probably. [00:57:10] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:57:11] Speaker A: Part of the cult. [00:57:11] Speaker C: That's why you gotta let them smoke weed. So they don't do coke out of your system. [00:57:18] Speaker B: Wait, the coke gets out of your system in like. [00:57:20] Speaker A: Yes, two days? [00:57:21] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:57:22] Speaker A: Yep. Up to potentially like six to seven months. Months. [00:57:27] Speaker B: Is that why you cut your hair? I don't know if you were worried about, like, a job. [00:57:32] Speaker A: I was 13 years old. [00:57:34] Speaker B: I don't know if you were thinking about like some job thing coming on, like some. [00:57:37] Speaker C: Have you had any luck on the hunt? [00:57:39] Speaker A: No, man, I've had no luck on the hunt. I'm just a gay. [00:57:47] Speaker B: So that thing we talked about with the guy, he never got back to you? [00:57:52] Speaker A: Dave's hot chicken. [00:57:54] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:57:55] Speaker A: No, he didn't. [00:57:56] Speaker B: See, my brother was supposed to talk to him. [00:57:59] Speaker C: Are you back on my side of the fence with us? [00:58:02] Speaker B: No, he's not on that side. Don't go out that far. [00:58:04] Speaker A: I Don't even know what that side is. [00:58:06] Speaker B: That Dave's hot chicken sucks is what he's trying to say. [00:58:08] Speaker A: No, Justin, not. I'll go sit here and say Dave's hot chicken sucks. I can't eat it every day for sure. [00:58:15] Speaker B: No. Who can eat fried chicken every single. [00:58:17] Speaker A: Day seasoned like that? No, like there ain't no way I. [00:58:21] Speaker B: Heard from a rely well, but I. [00:58:24] Speaker A: Don'T know how reliable say that. I'm kind of glad I almost didn't. I didn't take the job there. I would have gained another 85 pounds easy working right behind the milkshake machine. [00:58:34] Speaker B: That is a problem because. [00:58:35] Speaker A: And they have an access to legitimate cut up Oreo cookies and crushed M M's. Like I just put those in a little solo Dixie cup and was just shoveling them down. [00:58:45] Speaker B: Do you think my one thing that I would try to ask is for is that don't you feel like they need at least one healthy option or something that I don't know. [00:58:54] Speaker C: Hold on. Timeout. So you're on your shift just pounding the Oreos behind the counter. [00:59:01] Speaker A: No, I'm not on my shift pounding Oreos behind the counter. When you on my way, on my way out, I would fill up a Dixie cup. I would turn around to the milk, the shake concession. I would dump half M M's, half crushed Oreos and walk out with it. So the best two days. [00:59:20] Speaker C: Did you wait, did you ask permission to do this or you just took it upon your own? [00:59:25] Speaker A: I mean, no, it's a little Dixie cup like this. [00:59:27] Speaker C: I know that. I understand. But that's technically stealing and somebody might have said something and it's probably why you didn't get the job. [00:59:34] Speaker B: That's definitely not why. [00:59:36] Speaker A: This isn't Whole Foods, so no, that's not why I didn't get the job because I. Because I ate crushed M M's. [00:59:43] Speaker B: Justin, you. [00:59:44] Speaker A: I bail in those two days. Days. Think about in those two days. I didn't even take a break. [00:59:47] Speaker B: Justin used to eat a whole ring of calamari around the whole plate. [00:59:51] Speaker C: No way. [00:59:52] Speaker B: Of course she used to stick it into his apron. [00:59:54] Speaker C: Absolutely. [00:59:54] Speaker B: He's just sticking into his apron. We used to have a big round dish. If you take one, people wouldn't notice. But if you take the whole outer ring, they definitely won't. [01:00:06] Speaker A: Will you ever get tentacles? [01:00:07] Speaker C: I can't even eat a calamari. [01:00:09] Speaker B: I think we gotta go to tentacles. We used to go tentacles back in the day. [01:00:12] Speaker A: Please, bro, please. It is so good. [01:00:15] Speaker B: Just like two to four you gotta throw in there. Put some tentacles. [01:00:17] Speaker A: Tentacles in there. [01:00:18] Speaker C: Bro, what made you get away? [01:00:20] Speaker B: Okay, I'll tell you what made us got away. I. I could tell you the story. I remember it like it was one customer complain. [01:00:26] Speaker C: That's crazy. [01:00:27] Speaker B: One customer complained. Now they had a righteous complaint. [01:00:30] Speaker C: What was the complaint? [01:00:32] Speaker B: There was too many tentacles. The guy must have jumped in. But that. You know how some like. Yes. You know the rings will go to the bottom. All the tentacles go to the bottom. So at the end it do was a lot of tentacles. Like let's say he got in his whole calamari. Now we give huge portions of calamari. They might have been eight to ten tentacles. This guy happened to not like tentacles. So then the. My parents sometimes are extremely. [01:00:54] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:00:54] Speaker B: Drastic like Justin. [01:00:56] Speaker C: Yeah. They go drastic fast. [01:00:57] Speaker B: Just them. When. Now we're off tentacles completely. When. I love tentacles. And the best part is my father loves tentacles. He could eat all tentacles. [01:01:05] Speaker C: Yeah, I could eat all. [01:01:06] Speaker A: So I'm sitting here. [01:01:07] Speaker B: So it's like bro, we got eight. [01:01:09] Speaker A: To 10 tentacles in the calamari. Like I'm about to. I'm about. About the ring. [01:01:11] Speaker B: My mother hates tentacles. So I don't know if that was the case and she's like it. We'll just go to. [01:01:17] Speaker A: I would bring it back up in the next board meeting that you guys have to maybe think about mixing back in tentacles. [01:01:23] Speaker B: The best part is we just throw the tentacles out. [01:01:27] Speaker A: You have them? [01:01:28] Speaker B: Yes. It comes in a case with tentacles and the. And the body just throw. Yeah, just get. [01:01:34] Speaker C: You chop up what the. [01:01:37] Speaker B: That there's homeless people in Africa right now. Ethiopia. [01:01:42] Speaker A: Time out. You're saying there's homeless people in Africa? Yeah. No, man, no. [01:01:48] Speaker C: People come with like calamari rings. No, you. [01:01:52] Speaker A: I've seen bags. I've seen. [01:01:53] Speaker B: You can't buy just calamari. [01:01:56] Speaker C: More expensive to do that. [01:01:59] Speaker B: No, it's not more. It's more. I think it's more expensive our way. We're just the way we do things. I should know. [01:02:07] Speaker C: Yeah. I would bring them back. Well, you just offer. Do you want with tentacles or no? [01:02:12] Speaker B: No, you just give it to them. Dude, you throw two, four in, no one's gonna care. You're giving so many rings. It doesn't matter. [01:02:17] Speaker A: Throw six in there. Gives a. Yeah. [01:02:20] Speaker C: You know one thing I wish you could bring back? [01:02:22] Speaker A: One jerk off. Imagine that. [01:02:24] Speaker B: Zucchini flowers. [01:02:26] Speaker C: Those are delicious. But they're very seasonal. Something you can do all year round. Stuffed calamari. [01:02:32] Speaker B: You can't do. You can't do stuff. Calamari all year round. [01:02:35] Speaker C: Why? [01:02:35] Speaker B: It's just a seasonal thing. It's Christmas time. Did you have Auntie Roseanne's? [01:02:40] Speaker C: No, I can't eat any seafood. [01:02:42] Speaker B: She gave me seafood anymore, bro. No, dude, I forgot to eat them and, like, I had to throw them out because it was too long. They were stuffed in the back of the fridge. I. I hid them. [01:02:53] Speaker C: You're probably so mad. [01:02:54] Speaker B: I hid them, but I was a little too. Too up and forgot. [01:02:58] Speaker C: You forgot what? You bring them Christmas Eve last night. [01:03:02] Speaker B: I went to the back of the fridge, and I was like, what the. Is these? Yes. Oh, I'm like, stuffed calamari. That's crazy, dude. [01:03:10] Speaker C: That's tough. [01:03:11] Speaker A: You didn't eat it. [01:03:11] Speaker B: Oh, it was. I mean, that would have been risky. Actually, it was probably more risky you to go to citrus and salt and eat tonight than me to eat your mother's. You know. December 24th. [01:03:21] Speaker C: I know. You're like, 10 days out. [01:03:24] Speaker A: If you were within the week range. [01:03:25] Speaker B: It'S like two weeks. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I would have done the old sniff test. [01:03:30] Speaker A: Oh. [01:03:30] Speaker B: Even though seafood's a tough one. [01:03:33] Speaker C: No seafood you don't want to with, because that'll not. [01:03:36] Speaker B: Christmas Eve isn't a great leftover day. So, like, you don't get a lot of leftover food because it's a lot of seafood. [01:03:43] Speaker C: I made entirely too much food on Christmas day. [01:03:47] Speaker B: I did. [01:03:47] Speaker C: Too much. [01:03:48] Speaker B: You did make a lot of food. [01:03:49] Speaker C: It looked like for no reason, because she don't eat. She actually ate the ham and loved the ham. [01:03:54] Speaker B: Why would she think she wouldn't like him? [01:03:56] Speaker C: I don't know, dude. [01:03:58] Speaker A: Bro, I love him. [01:03:59] Speaker C: It's like the way her mother used to make it. [01:04:01] Speaker B: I don't know. Maybe Uncle June was, like, jerking his dog off into the ham, and she wasn't liking that flavor or she never. [01:04:08] Speaker C: Had, like, Christmas with that side of the family like that. Oh, it's more mom's side. And her mom probably wasn't the best cook. [01:04:16] Speaker B: Yeah, but ham is, like. You just heat it up, dude. Like, when you say you cook a ham, you're not doing. [01:04:21] Speaker C: You have to cook it for four hours. There's no just heating it up. It's no different than a turkey. [01:04:26] Speaker B: It's heating up, dude. It's already cooked. It just. It's just so big. You have to cook it through. You have to make sure that's heated up through the ham. You're not cooking a ham. You're heating a ham up. [01:04:37] Speaker C: Yeah, I guess. I mean, you still gotta season it. [01:04:40] Speaker B: You think because you. You. You drip your little ginger ale, they. [01:04:43] Speaker A: Call this Black Monday? [01:04:46] Speaker C: I don't know who calls it that. [01:04:48] Speaker A: NFL Black Monday. [01:04:49] Speaker B: Yeah, because everyone's getting fired. [01:04:52] Speaker C: So it's black firing all the black people. [01:04:54] Speaker B: I thought you. At first, I thought you. That was like, Nico. You mean Martin Luther King Day? I mean, what are you talking about? [01:04:59] Speaker C: Who are we talking about here? [01:05:00] Speaker A: It's like Black Sunday. What the. [01:05:02] Speaker B: No, that's like two weeks from now. Martin Luther King Day. [01:05:05] Speaker C: What's in March? [01:05:08] Speaker B: March. I don't know if we're talking black holidays. There's Juneteenth and there's Martin Luther King Day. There's no March holiday. March would be St. Patrick's Day. [01:05:18] Speaker C: When's Black History Month? [01:05:21] Speaker B: February. Yeah, February. They give him the shortest month, which is racist in itself. Well, we don't. [01:05:28] Speaker C: We're us as Italians don't even get a holiday, so does that. They took Chris. They took Columbus Day away. [01:05:33] Speaker B: They gave it to the. To the indigenous people. [01:05:36] Speaker C: Yeah. So it's like, now we got nothing. [01:05:37] Speaker B: We got nothing. [01:05:39] Speaker C: Nothing. So I don't want to hear. Know what I mean? [01:05:44] Speaker B: Yeah. My father's got black in him. Oh. [01:05:47] Speaker C: He did a 23andMe. [01:05:49] Speaker B: Yeah. They did a 23 of me on him. [01:05:51] Speaker C: Why? [01:05:54] Speaker B: Something about something. What'd you say? [01:05:57] Speaker C: I can't see your father spitting in a tube and shipping. [01:06:00] Speaker B: I don't know. No, I think my brother did something with the family tree and was, like, swabbing. It came down. I was swabbing people. I'm like. I'm not. You don't need me. You got my parents. You don't need me to swab. [01:06:13] Speaker C: So what is your mother. [01:06:15] Speaker B: I got no clue. I don't ask. I don't ask questions. I just know he's like, 10, black. [01:06:20] Speaker C: Okay. Good for him. [01:06:22] Speaker B: It's the Sicilian. The moors came down, all the Italian women. [01:06:27] Speaker C: That's what happened. I don't blame. [01:06:30] Speaker B: That's what happens now. I could say the N word. Yep. [01:06:34] Speaker C: Only Nigerian a day. [01:06:36] Speaker B: Yeah. Did you see that video of the teacher? Now I. It's gonna be a skit. Like, it's so outlandish. There's gonna be a skit. It's in him being, like. He says the N word with, Ah. Have you seen this video? [01:06:52] Speaker C: No, I have not. [01:06:53] Speaker B: Oh, my God. It's gonna. It's like the early 90s. I'll see if I saved it. But it's wicked funny. It's just like him being like. Yeah, I Said it with the. Ah. To the kid. And the kid was like, no, you can't say that. But you gotta. You gotta watch the video. I'm gonna send the video. Maybe I'll even inlay the video here. [01:07:09] Speaker C: Well, if. If it was like that early in the. If you say 80s. Dude, it's 90s. Let me see if I wouldn't be a skit. [01:07:19] Speaker B: It could be, though. It looks like it. Look, it's too crazy to not be a skit. Then he starts going on the ramps. He's like. He starts, like, saying it like, a million times. I can't even say it without, like, being racist. Do I got it here? [01:07:40] Speaker C: Nico, you got anything? [01:07:42] Speaker B: Nope. [01:07:42] Speaker C: Oh, he's looking for that. [01:07:44] Speaker B: Did you see the inventor of the Pringles can was buried in one. Did we mention that? [01:07:48] Speaker C: No. That's hilarious. [01:07:51] Speaker B: They cremated his body. Dude. I just looked on my fucking. I save stories. They cremated his body. Hear the name? He buried some of it in a Pringles container. I mean, that's wicked funny. What would you want to be buried in if you could be buried? [01:08:05] Speaker A: Ice cream container and then chocolate chip. Yeah. [01:08:09] Speaker B: What's your brand, Bri? [01:08:10] Speaker A: No, Edies. [01:08:12] Speaker B: Oh, Edies. [01:08:13] Speaker A: Ah, Brigham's. [01:08:14] Speaker C: Nah, Brigham's Haagen Das is the elite ice cream. [01:08:17] Speaker B: Yeah, definitely. My. My beef with those Brighams. My beef with those big ones, though. [01:08:22] Speaker A: Bull, dude. Brigham's chocolate chip might be some of the. The best chocolate chip ice cream in the world. Now, I don't know if you guys have done any sort of type of research or if you've tried different ice creams. Tillamook. Fantastic. Unbelievable. There's also this other one that I got from Wegmans not too long ago, of course, before I started acting up and eating everything and anything. What was this called? Hold on. I gotta find it, but go ahead. [01:08:47] Speaker B: Keep talking about my beef with the. With the certain brands like Briars, Brigham's. Those big. Like, they're like the bigger containers of ice cream. [01:08:56] Speaker C: Yeah. They get frostbite too fast, too. [01:08:58] Speaker B: They get frostbite too fast. And the integrity on these containers. Joe Biden's border had more integrity than those things. They're falling apart in the thing. They're leaking out. I don't know what's going on with this. They need to come up with some system to house this ice cream better. [01:09:15] Speaker C: Yeah. I don't know what they're doing. [01:09:16] Speaker B: It's crazy. Would you agree? I mean, he probably eats them so fast. Like, that's one night for him. Like Those, those big containers. You eating that one night things? Yeah, that. Is that a one nighter or two nights? [01:09:26] Speaker A: No, it can last me a couple days. [01:09:28] Speaker C: Yeah, the Haagen Dazs. If it's the small pint, Haagen Dazs lasts me like three days. [01:09:33] Speaker B: Well, I mean I could dog a pint if I need to, but usually I'm a half a pint guy. [01:09:36] Speaker C: Yeah, I know. I'll get three. Three sittings out of a pint. [01:09:40] Speaker A: I can't find it. It was one of the. It was the best. I'm so pissed off. It's one of the best milk chocolate, one of the best mint chips that I've ever just. [01:09:50] Speaker B: I was dogging the, the pints to like the like the protein ice cream and. Or like the keto stuff that was like low carbs, low sugar. It's not bad, but it's just got a weird texture that might be something you want to replace. Replace your ice cream with. It'll get the job. What is it like the like enlightened or halo top? Those like healthier ice cream. [01:10:11] Speaker A: Here's the thing. I. I was just saying this to the lady last night on the phone about like snacking late and all that. I don't want nothing ice cream related. It's just gonna make me want the real thing. It's too. I can't. I cannot behave like you sex doll. [01:10:25] Speaker B: You're gonna really want the real thing. Yeah, I get that. [01:10:28] Speaker C: You know what's good for that is popsicles where you kind of get that craving. You can have two, but it's different popsicles. It's a little different. You're still getting something cold. [01:10:38] Speaker A: You are right? You can't. [01:10:39] Speaker C: You know what? [01:10:40] Speaker B: You know what? I was actually going on for a while. This is speak it to you. And I think it's more ice cream related. And they have like a sugar free, like low, like a healthier version. Fudgicles. [01:10:51] Speaker C: Oh yeah, Fudgicals. [01:10:52] Speaker B: Because then you're getting that chocolate ice cream flavor. Yeah, a good of good Fudgicles. [01:10:56] Speaker C: Delicious. [01:10:57] Speaker B: My all time favorite ice cream treat in the freezer is just a straight up ice cream sandwich. [01:11:03] Speaker C: Yeah, you can't be. [01:11:04] Speaker B: Oh, I could dog six or seven of those. [01:11:06] Speaker A: Like the hood ones. [01:11:08] Speaker B: I mean, all right, everyone's good. [01:11:10] Speaker A: They're good. I used to hate on them because. [01:11:11] Speaker B: Not the square ones. I want the long rectangular ones. Don't give me the square ones. [01:11:15] Speaker A: Klondike. [01:11:16] Speaker B: Don't give me a Klondike. [01:11:17] Speaker A: I know But Klondike bars are good. [01:11:20] Speaker B: What's going on? Everything all right? [01:11:27] Speaker A: She. [01:11:27] Speaker C: My therapist. [01:11:28] Speaker B: What's her name? [01:11:30] Speaker C: Jean. [01:11:31] Speaker B: Jean. [01:11:32] Speaker A: That is kind of my. [01:11:35] Speaker C: My schedule just changed so much in the past. It went from one way to another way to another way. It's like a lot of moving parts. [01:11:44] Speaker A: A lot of moving parts. [01:11:46] Speaker C: Yeah, that I'm trying to figure out. Like, now we're trying to figure out babysitters. Now we're trying to figure out my therapy now. It's. It's just. It's. [01:11:53] Speaker B: Now do you go? Or is it all. Is it. [01:11:55] Speaker C: No, it's virtual. [01:11:55] Speaker B: Oh, so that could. Technically, you could do that. You could have done that. You know, looking at that guy buying the black and miles in the gas station. [01:12:02] Speaker C: No, because it's an hour. It's an hour long. But I couldn't have done it. She only has certain days, certain times. It's like Wednesday at 3:00. I have to be at work at 3:30. So it's like, I can't do it then. [01:12:18] Speaker B: Right? [01:12:19] Speaker C: My appointment was when we had the podcast, when Santino was acting up. My appointment was then. I forgot. [01:12:28] Speaker B: So she's pissed. [01:12:29] Speaker C: No, no, she doesn't get mad. I just said, completely forgot. I have the podcast. I'm. I'm super honest. [01:12:36] Speaker B: You talked to her about the podcast? Does she listen? Do you think that for a Patreon episode, we can get one session adjusting to, like, talk therapist? [01:12:46] Speaker C: No, probably not. [01:12:47] Speaker B: Is it too crazy? [01:12:48] Speaker C: No, it's just. It's a therapy session. Why do I need to do that on the Patreon? I don't get it. [01:12:55] Speaker B: I don't know. I think people would like an insight into your mind, how you're feeling. [01:12:59] Speaker C: I'm pretty open, so you ask me anything, I'll tell you. I don't give a. If you need. [01:13:05] Speaker B: Does your dick always get hot whenever you wanted to? [01:13:08] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. 100. [01:13:09] Speaker B: Okay. [01:13:09] Speaker C: I never have a problem in that department. Yours? Fine. [01:13:15] Speaker B: No problems there yet. I think the sauna is going to help, too. Just keeps the blood flowing. [01:13:20] Speaker C: Dude. [01:13:21] Speaker A: Dude. [01:13:21] Speaker C: Yeah, I get plenty of lead. [01:13:22] Speaker B: I. I low key. [01:13:24] Speaker A: Can't wait to work out after this. [01:13:25] Speaker B: Dude, you need to hit the sauna. Hey, is it. Is the dry sauna open yet? [01:13:30] Speaker A: No, this place, dude, they got to get a plumber to come in and move around some pizzies. [01:13:34] Speaker B: Is that what they've been saying? [01:13:36] Speaker A: Yeah, that's why I asked. I was like, oh, is the sauna up? They're like, no. I'm like, that's crazy. [01:13:44] Speaker B: No, it's honest. [01:13:45] Speaker A: When I joined last, last April, you said that was getting worked on. [01:13:50] Speaker B: Yeah. No, and there it is getting worked on. It's always in there. But it's like they can't get it. [01:13:54] Speaker A: No, they got to get a plumber too. [01:13:56] Speaker B: But it's a dry sauna, isn't it? [01:13:57] Speaker A: It the plumbers backed up. I don't know, dude. [01:14:01] Speaker B: This is what happens. Fucking city workers, dude. I'd have that up and running in two days. [01:14:05] Speaker C: Who's winning the national championship? [01:14:07] Speaker B: It looks like it's going to be Ohio State out. [01:14:10] Speaker A: Love Ohio State. [01:14:12] Speaker C: That's perfect. I got Ohio State in. I only put 10 bucks to 144 cash out. And I had a full leg. [01:14:22] Speaker B: I would honestly cash out. Dude, he's doubling his money right now. What's 10 to 21 1? From 21 to 34? [01:14:28] Speaker C: 40, 44. [01:14:30] Speaker A: Because I would take that money again and then put it back on. What's it called? [01:14:34] Speaker C: And I got a nice little four leg Hideki one. I know. Hijacki won, then the Celtics won. This was like round one was still going. Then Notre Dame, the win versus Penn State. And then Ohio State. Nice little Hyundai bag. I had a nice day. I put those in the same day I won those two poles. Nice little seven hundo. [01:15:01] Speaker B: Yeah, Yeah. I mean, how much have you lost? The. I like to see a profit and loss. [01:15:06] Speaker C: It's probably close. [01:15:08] Speaker B: Don't want to show your wife that one. [01:15:10] Speaker A: You want to see my stats? [01:15:11] Speaker B: Can't let my wife see my. Did you see that? [01:15:14] Speaker C: They do like end of the year thing. [01:15:18] Speaker B: No, I don't, I don't look at any of the. First of all, I have Spotify. I don't even know how to look up my Spotify wrapped. I don't even know how you look it up. [01:15:25] Speaker C: Yeah, they pretty much did a wrapped. I don't know if I can find it. [01:15:29] Speaker B: So when people share that, I'm just like, I don't even know how to look for it. [01:15:34] Speaker C: Yeah, I don't think it's on here anymore. But they did like basically a Spotify wrapped via gambling. And I was like, oh. [01:15:49] Speaker B: Can you do last three? Can you do the full year, three months? Oh, he's deposited 1300. Oh my God. Listen, he's down. [01:16:03] Speaker A: Listen, I just want, I just want to point out some type of statistic since I've had my FanDuel account for two years, is my net total loss is minus only $370. How about that? [01:16:17] Speaker B: That's actually Pretty good. [01:16:20] Speaker A: How about that? This account was made March 25, 2023. I've lost only a total. Look at that. Winnings 19 grand bets. 19. [01:16:30] Speaker B: Why do you look for that? Because he. We're trying to find his. [01:16:32] Speaker A: Check his stats. [01:16:33] Speaker B: Where's stats? [01:16:34] Speaker A: It's up at the top. I knew it, bro. And that number changed because I've been on a. I was on a tear during the fall. I did have a little bit of a slumber, but I. [01:16:45] Speaker B: Where do you find it? Under the thing. [01:16:47] Speaker A: Is there a stats look up at the top? Nope. Go back, get to the main menu, scan across, scroll across the top banner. Keep going, Joe. Oh, did you just pass it? Oh, no. [01:17:01] Speaker C: You're talking about. [01:17:02] Speaker A: That's where I found it. It says check your stats. [01:17:07] Speaker B: My spend right there. Check your stats. Let's go. [01:17:11] Speaker A: All right, so go. [01:17:12] Speaker C: I was already in here. [01:17:18] Speaker A: Not winning. So go. Hit the. Hold on. Scroll back up. Scroll up. Hit the arrow on my spend. Scroll down. [01:17:31] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. Negative. 724. That's not crazy either. [01:17:34] Speaker A: 724. [01:17:36] Speaker B: That's not bad. You two ain't. That's not that bad. I mean. [01:17:39] Speaker A: No, the 20. [01:17:42] Speaker C: 23. [01:17:42] Speaker A: Yep. [01:17:43] Speaker C: 5,500 and winnings. 4,800. That's pretty. It's not too bad. [01:17:48] Speaker A: Yep. Oh, my God. [01:17:49] Speaker B: Mine's gonna be way worse than that. [01:17:52] Speaker A: What's up? [01:17:54] Speaker B: Worse than both of us put together. [01:17:56] Speaker C: 20 grand is crazy. [01:17:58] Speaker B: No, he only lost 300 bucks. [01:18:00] Speaker A: 300 balls. [01:18:01] Speaker C: No, but you still gamble 20 grand. [01:18:03] Speaker A: When I still won 19. 19. $700. [01:18:08] Speaker C: What? The most you've put on a bet? [01:18:10] Speaker A: The most I put on a bet, 150 bucks. [01:18:15] Speaker C: That's crazy. [01:18:16] Speaker B: How do you even get up for that? [01:18:18] Speaker A: That's why I lose to Celtics first half. Oh, How'd I get up like that? I won twelve hundred dollars in. In six hours from one o'clock on a Sunday to Sunday Night Football. [01:18:29] Speaker B: No, no, I'm just saying, like, how do you get up? Like, how does that. Like, how does. Like a hundred bucks or, like 10 bucks a thing. How does that get you going? Like, how's that get the blood flowing? Is my point to me just. That's why I have a problem. [01:18:39] Speaker C: I can put $20 on a game and be fine if I'm picking. [01:18:43] Speaker A: If you look at all my. Look at all my pile lays from yesterday, not one of them's over $20. They're all like 10 and 15. 15 bucks? [01:18:49] Speaker C: Yeah, I do the same thing. [01:18:50] Speaker A: But if. But I hit 2700 all 2700 odd palace. Because I'm like that. You want. Like, I did it again yesterday. [01:18:59] Speaker C: See, And I like to choose different games when I'm doing it that I don't like to put all my eggs in. I did a game basket. [01:19:05] Speaker A: This is me getting tendencies adjusting. Getting these polys. These polys are big. [01:19:09] Speaker B: Yeah, I see. That's probably how I should bet, but I don't. I just bet straight and I bet heavy. [01:19:14] Speaker A: Straight people better off. Yeah. Plus. Plus. Plus 2800 right there. Live parlay a plus 330 touchdown score. Plus two eight. This was. This is crazy. [01:19:26] Speaker B: Did you hit it yet? [01:19:27] Speaker A: Yeah, I did. 10 for. 10 for $300. [01:19:31] Speaker C: That's good. [01:19:33] Speaker A: Are you saying. How can I not get up just because I bet $10 on something? [01:19:37] Speaker B: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, how do you get. Like, how. [01:19:39] Speaker C: How do you not get excited for that bet? [01:19:41] Speaker A: Because I just. What did I do? I. 300 times my money. [01:19:45] Speaker C: And he's not only putting that one 30 times. [01:19:48] Speaker A: 30 times. I. 30 times my money. [01:19:50] Speaker C: Sorry. [01:19:52] Speaker B: No, I get it. I understand it. I think that's why it's a solid. [01:19:55] Speaker A: Chunk of change with this stuff. [01:19:56] Speaker C: Well, now I want to see us. [01:19:58] Speaker B: I don't bet on that. I only bet through illegal sites. I guess you could say, yeah, we. [01:20:03] Speaker A: Don'T have a check. My span. [01:20:05] Speaker B: The most. The most I've ever spent was 5,000 on President's cup, which was a win. It was like negative 2000. I think I won $200. [01:20:15] Speaker C: That's so stupid. [01:20:16] Speaker B: It's guaranteed money. [01:20:18] Speaker A: That is so much more exciting and stupid. [01:20:21] Speaker B: Stupid bullshit. You know, I always forget about it. They can't lose the President's Cup. I swear to God. I think about this all the time. I would love to put $5 million on it. I don't have 5 million to put on it. But it's automatic money. Every. If I was rich, I would put on. [01:20:36] Speaker A: Didn't Europe win not too long ago? [01:20:38] Speaker B: That's the Ryder Cup. The President's cup doesn't include Europe. It's all. It's like, only Canada, North Korea, dude, they can't win. They can't win. But the year I put 5,000 on it was like five to four after the first day. Like, it was the closest it's ever been. And I was like, is this really gonna happen? [01:20:56] Speaker A: That's what would happen. [01:20:57] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:20:58] Speaker A: The most I've ever. [01:20:58] Speaker B: It didn't happen the most. I ended up, like, smoking them. After that. [01:21:01] Speaker A: I did a live. [01:21:02] Speaker B: I think I was on the podcast. I told you guys. [01:21:03] Speaker A: I did a live bet for like 350 free money. [01:21:06] Speaker C: Yeah, but that would make give me nothing but anxiety doing. [01:21:09] Speaker B: I agree. [01:21:09] Speaker C: What I would rather do if I. [01:21:11] Speaker B: Got the blood flowing, boys, y'all gonna do that. [01:21:14] Speaker C: I'm waiting till the fourth quarter of like a basketball game or a football game when they're already up and you want free money. [01:21:21] Speaker B: It's the same thing though. [01:21:22] Speaker C: Yeah. And then just take. Put on the. Listen, they get a 18 point lead versus a bum team. Like okay, I'll put 500 on that to win 50 bucks. Free money. Money. So you got to pay taxes. No. On the 500. [01:21:38] Speaker B: I don't. [01:21:39] Speaker C: Well, yeah, you don't. [01:21:40] Speaker B: You do. [01:21:43] Speaker C: Well, that's probably a good way to clean money though, I think. [01:21:47] Speaker B: What do you mean with the no. Because you have to account for the deposit. [01:21:52] Speaker C: Oh yeah. [01:21:53] Speaker B: So that's not. It's not a great way. [01:21:55] Speaker C: True. Yeah, that's true. How would you clean money? [01:22:00] Speaker B: You have to get a cash run business is the best way to do it. [01:22:03] Speaker A: So my super bowl picks now officially out. So that's sick. [01:22:07] Speaker C: Not my fault. [01:22:08] Speaker B: Like an ice cream truck. But then you're still losing money because you're paying your taxes. But you have to clean it somehow. [01:22:16] Speaker A: All right, so longest odds are plus 10,000 for the Texans to win it. [01:22:20] Speaker C: They're not winning. [01:22:23] Speaker B: Plus 10,000. That's not bad to just throw 10 bucks on that. [01:22:26] Speaker A: Plus plus 8,500 making out of the first round. Plus 8,500 for Pittsburgh and Denver. Plus 4,000 at range for Rams. Commanders. The charges are up here. I don't know how The Lions are. Plus 320. Chiefs a plus 370. Ravens and then Bills a plus 600. And the Eagles. [01:22:49] Speaker C: Who's beating this Lions team? [01:22:52] Speaker A: Themselves. [01:22:53] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:22:53] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:22:54] Speaker B: But Dan Campbell's gonna beat them. [01:22:55] Speaker A: Dan Campbell is going to beat this team. [01:22:57] Speaker B: They're either going to win because of them lose cuz of them. That's what I would say. [01:23:00] Speaker A: I hope they win. [01:23:02] Speaker C: I want them to win. [01:23:03] Speaker B: I want them to win so bad. [01:23:05] Speaker C: I'd like to see Buffalo win. [01:23:08] Speaker A: Would like is. Yeah, literally. I was about to say I would love to see. Not the Eagles. The Eagles. They're. I honestly hate the Eagles. I can't believe they literally let Saquan sit out. That is like that. [01:23:20] Speaker C: He said he wanted to play too. He needed 105 yards. [01:23:23] Speaker A: Could have did in the first half. Justin could have sat. [01:23:26] Speaker C: Exactly. It's like. [01:23:27] Speaker B: Okay, it's not the Record though. [01:23:29] Speaker C: You're not winning the Super Bowl. [01:23:30] Speaker B: It's not the record. [01:23:31] Speaker C: Why? Because it's an extra game? [01:23:32] Speaker B: Yep. It's not the record. So what, he has to have it done in 17 games or he has to. His average has to be higher than, than Dickinson's per game. [01:23:41] Speaker A: Dick did it in 14 games. Imagine that. [01:23:45] Speaker B: No, his was 16, wasn't it? Look it up. It's possible because in the year that he did it, it's close. [01:23:54] Speaker C: Yeah, it's like who are you playing against? [01:23:56] Speaker B: But I don't, I don't think so. I think it was 16. I think it was when it first went to 16. Him and Adrian Peterson both had like around 131 yards a game per game. I mean it's crazy that AP was off like Henry was 30 yards. Henry got 2,000. He's rushed for 2,000. [01:24:17] Speaker C: Oh, I'm saying this year he was close. [01:24:21] Speaker B: Who. Who do you think? How's that parlay looking for you? [01:24:25] Speaker C: It won't give me a cash out anymore. It took my cash out away. [01:24:29] Speaker B: You probably should have took that cash out. [01:24:31] Speaker C: Well, I took a couple of them because I had it in like five different times, different odds. I think I would have won three five hundred. So I can, I can win five. [01:24:48] Speaker A: Eleven and Patriots went nine and seven. [01:24:50] Speaker C: So if they hit about, about six of them. [01:24:54] Speaker A: When 1984. [01:24:57] Speaker B: Yeah, sixteen games. Like I said, I'm the man. [01:25:02] Speaker A: Per usual sixteen game. That, that. Dude, it's not. That ain't Saquon's fault. They opened up the delete. [01:25:08] Speaker B: No, I'm just saying like that's my point. Like it should go to per game basis. [01:25:13] Speaker A: Okay, look. [01:25:14] Speaker C: Yeah, but they're never going to change it. [01:25:15] Speaker A: Look at what greatness look at what greatness happened yesterday that the Saints were able to up and get the ball back to the Bucks or else they were going to Mike Evans out of another thousand yard season. Then he got it again. Is that valid or no? Because he got in game 17. [01:25:29] Speaker B: I mean it's. [01:25:30] Speaker C: Well, he missed. [01:25:31] Speaker B: He still has it. [01:25:32] Speaker C: He still missed a couple games. [01:25:34] Speaker A: He missed. He missed two games. [01:25:36] Speaker B: He's still. And he still has it. So that's different than the all time record, know what I'm saying? [01:25:43] Speaker A: But what about when he, what about if he eventually in the next three years beats Jerry Rice's record of 14,000 yard seasons he's had 11. [01:25:51] Speaker B: Right, I see what you're saying. And Jerry Rice might have played in some 14 game seasons. It's possible. I don't Know when they switched up. [01:25:59] Speaker A: How are you going to feel about that? [01:26:01] Speaker B: That doesn't matter as much to me. I think that because no one's going to even. That's like a fake stat to me in a way. [01:26:07] Speaker C: How many was it before? [01:26:08] Speaker B: That's a fake stat. Most rushing yards ever is a real stat. Most rushing yards in the season is a real stat. So like if someone ends up beating like one of those single game season records. [01:26:22] Speaker C: Rushing, not valid. [01:26:26] Speaker B: I'd have to see how many he averaged in a game. [01:26:28] Speaker A: Detroit Lions to beat the Kansas City Chiefs in the Super Bowl. The Exact result is +900. [01:26:35] Speaker B: Do you guys get what I'm saying? If. Let's just say Lamar Jackson and Mike Vick, right? Mike Vick was second place most Russian yards. If my. If Michael Vick averaged 85 yards a game rushing, rushing and Lamar Jackson averaged 84 games a yard rushing, who had the better rushing season? Obviously Mike Vick, because in the games that he played, he averaged more. So that's how you got to look at the average is my opinion with these stats because of the different game seasons. Now this is. This is going to be 20 years from now is going to be 20 game seasons. They're going to 18 soon. So it's some 100%. They're going to 18 at some point. This is all going to get. [01:27:14] Speaker C: So they're just going to have no preseason. [01:27:16] Speaker B: They shouldn't. Do you think they should have a preseason season, Nico? [01:27:19] Speaker A: One week, maybe two. [01:27:21] Speaker B: What are they at now? [01:27:21] Speaker A: Maybe two. [01:27:22] Speaker B: What are they now? Three. [01:27:24] Speaker A: Someone said great take. It's a real by my brother. Yeah, I know. They should have two. You should have two warm up games. You gotta get the legs warmed up. You gotta get the legs warmed up. I know everybody wants to see the real deal. I even gotta get the legs warmed up. [01:27:40] Speaker B: I'm stretching. [01:27:40] Speaker A: My legs hurt. [01:27:43] Speaker B: How long are you doing on a treadmill? Know 20 minutes. And you're. And are you considering that a workout? Honestly? [01:27:49] Speaker A: That one is 20. That one was 20. But that was at the end of lifting. [01:27:52] Speaker B: Oh, you lifted? [01:27:53] Speaker A: Yeah, that day I lifted. [01:27:55] Speaker B: Oh, okay. [01:27:56] Speaker A: Yeah, that day I lifted inward and then just. That was my cardio. [01:27:59] Speaker B: So if you just do cardio. What are you doing? 45 minutes? 45. Okay, that makes sense. I feel like you got to do. [01:28:04] Speaker A: Somewhere between 30 and 45. [01:28:06] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that makes. That makes sense. [01:28:08] Speaker A: Like buy a doctor's law. Like that is acceptable. So. [01:28:13] Speaker B: So what are we trying to get down for the 75. You trying to get down Dude, I'm. [01:28:18] Speaker A: I weigh a lot of weight. [01:28:19] Speaker B: What are you at now? Do you want to. 240. So you're trying to get down £20? [01:28:24] Speaker A: Yeah, I'm. [01:28:26] Speaker B: What's your date? [01:28:27] Speaker A: I'm not gonna. Actually, I'm really not putting a. I'm not putting a number on it because I ain't gonna reach it. I'm just gonna try. [01:28:32] Speaker B: Mid March, right? [01:28:33] Speaker A: I'm just gonna try to keep eating healthy. Yeah. 3-18-19. [01:28:38] Speaker B: Yeah, I think you gotta put. I see. I think you're gonna put milestones on it. [01:28:42] Speaker A: No, because then what? It's a failure if you don't. If you don't reach that by that amount of time. [01:28:48] Speaker B: Yep. You gotta put yourself. You gotta have some type of checkpoints. [01:28:53] Speaker A: Yeah, no, I'm reading 10 minutes a day, dude. You know how hard that is? Especially I. I picked the wrong book. It's narrated by Watson. So it's like in old English. [01:29:05] Speaker B: Hold on a second. You're listening to it? [01:29:07] Speaker A: No, I picked the wrong book. It's. If you read it, it's in old English. [01:29:13] Speaker B: The way they're writing it. [01:29:14] Speaker A: You're saying the way that they talk and interact with each other. Yes. [01:29:18] Speaker B: Well, isn't it supposed to take place in like the 1800s? [01:29:21] Speaker A: Yes. [01:29:24] Speaker B: I told you to just get a James Patterson book, dude. It would have been fine. [01:29:28] Speaker A: You said Robert Patterson. [01:29:30] Speaker B: I said James. [01:29:31] Speaker A: No books. [01:29:32] Speaker B: James Patterson. He probably has like 700 novels underneath them, maybe more. [01:29:37] Speaker A: They will call. They will, Paul, call upon you tonight at a quarter 8:00. It says, a gentleman who desires to consult with you on a matter of a very deepest moment. Your recent services of one of the royal houses of Europe have shown that you are one of who is may safely be trusted with the matters of an importance which can hardly be exaggerated. Very tough on the tongue. [01:30:00] Speaker B: Now, when you read this to yourself, are you reading it in a British accent? [01:30:03] Speaker A: Sometimes I do, yeah. I think you have to this account of you. [01:30:07] Speaker B: We have a little British accent here. Sure. [01:30:09] Speaker A: Hold on, let's get dialogue. This is indeed a mystery. I remarked. What do you imagine that. That it means? Well, I have no idea. Well, I have no data yet. There's a capital mistake to theories before one has data. Insaniably. I see these words. I don't even know what half these words mean. [01:30:32] Speaker C: Why did you pick this book if you can't even say the word? [01:30:35] Speaker B: Because he only knows Sherlock Holmes and because Iron man was Sherlock Holmes. That's why he's. [01:30:40] Speaker A: I really like Sherlock Holmes as well. [01:30:42] Speaker C: There's, like, some really good books out there that you could read and be a little bit more digestible for you. [01:30:48] Speaker A: Yeah, that would be a thing. [01:30:50] Speaker B: I think you're just gonna goof around and read this book because of the. How stupid the words are. Like, you. Like, you're. Like you're not gonna retain any of that. I didn't even retain any of it. Yeah. [01:30:58] Speaker C: I didn't even know. [01:30:58] Speaker B: All I retained is how bad your English accent is. [01:31:03] Speaker A: Yeah, I don't know. I gotta read it, though. I'm actually interested, so I'm here. [01:31:09] Speaker B: Yeah, I bet you. You want to make a bet he doesn't finish this book? [01:31:12] Speaker C: 100. [01:31:12] Speaker B: He's not finishing it. He doesn't finish anything. [01:31:14] Speaker A: 85 pages, bro. I'll see you in 20, 26. When the balls. [01:31:20] Speaker C: That's not even a lot of pages, though. [01:31:23] Speaker A: Okay. [01:31:25] Speaker C: I got a good book for you, but I listen to just. I listen to audiobooks. [01:31:28] Speaker B: Oh, that doesn't count. [01:31:30] Speaker C: Well, I don't care for counts. [01:31:31] Speaker B: That's what I'm just saying. You didn't read it. I'm not saying you didn't digest. [01:31:34] Speaker C: I said I have a book for you. I didn't say I read this book. I listened to it. [01:31:38] Speaker B: How's your boot camp going? [01:31:41] Speaker C: Not too bad. It's three hours twice a week. [01:31:46] Speaker B: Where do you go? It's just all virtual computer. Yeah. What's it through? [01:31:55] Speaker C: YouTube. [01:31:56] Speaker B: Just a YouTube thing? [01:31:58] Speaker C: Yes. [01:31:58] Speaker B: So you just. You just read into YouTube and is it live? Are you following along? Is there stuff you gotta do or you just. [01:32:05] Speaker C: There is stuff you have to do. I can show you that. [01:32:07] Speaker A: I feel like I could show you that if you want to see what we're doing today at the gym. [01:32:26] Speaker B: So this releases when it's already. [01:32:31] Speaker C: It's a year old. [01:32:34] Speaker B: Oh, so you're doing this boot camp yourself? [01:32:37] Speaker C: Yes and no. I am doing it myself. But you just. You follow along with him that. I like it this way because I can pause it and I can go feed the kid. You know what I mean? [01:32:49] Speaker B: Right. [01:32:50] Speaker C: So you have to do legit. Like, he teaches you, like, coding. [01:32:58] Speaker B: How do people make apps? What's the thing that they use to make an app? Like, if I wanted to make an app, what's the program you make the app in? Well, is there a program you make the app in? [01:33:09] Speaker C: No, you. Basically, there's multiple programs. So there's different programs that you have to use to, like, CSS is to css do the coloring of it. [01:33:23] Speaker B: Right. [01:33:24] Speaker C: You know what I mean? Then like Python or JavaScript. [01:33:27] Speaker B: Yep. [01:33:28] Speaker C: HTML. So there's like. [01:33:32] Speaker B: There's different layers. [01:33:33] Speaker C: Yes. It's called full stack. So Full stack, you're doing front end and back. Back end development. Back end development is like the servers. [01:33:41] Speaker B: Yep. [01:33:42] Speaker C: It's like if you were at a restaurant. Front end is the server taking the order. [01:33:48] Speaker B: Yep. [01:33:48] Speaker C: That's you using your phone. Is. Is front end, and you're sending a request, and then the server information goes to the server and then comes back to you. It takes three seconds. [01:34:01] Speaker B: I get it. [01:34:01] Speaker C: So it's front end, back end, full stack is the whole thing. [01:34:06] Speaker B: Have you been watching. What's it called? [01:34:10] Speaker C: No. [01:34:10] Speaker B: The Pied Piper. [01:34:12] Speaker C: What's that? [01:34:13] Speaker B: We'll talk about text. Because I watched. I watched all the episodes that are available. What's the Pie Piper Show? Is the Comedy show with T.J. miller on HBO. Do you know what I'm talking about? [01:34:24] Speaker C: Nope. [01:34:25] Speaker B: Come on. Were they making the apps? [01:34:27] Speaker C: No. [01:34:28] Speaker A: No. [01:34:28] Speaker B: Are you guys, like five seasons? What are you talking about? [01:34:33] Speaker C: I haven't heard of it. [01:34:35] Speaker A: Me neither. [01:34:36] Speaker C: A Pied Piper. [01:34:38] Speaker B: That's what it's called. [01:34:39] Speaker A: Pied Piper. [01:34:40] Speaker B: HBO series. Silicon Valley. [01:34:46] Speaker C: No, I haven't watched it. [01:34:48] Speaker B: I'll watch Silicone Valley. [01:34:49] Speaker C: Is it good? [01:34:50] Speaker B: It's good. [01:34:51] Speaker C: Well, how'd you feel about Dexter? [01:34:53] Speaker B: Dexa's unbelievable. [01:34:55] Speaker C: It's so good. [01:34:56] Speaker B: So good. And try to tell you so they did. So it's a prequel. Guys, I don't know if you. If you've watched Dex, you should definitely go and watch it. It's on Paramount. And H. If you're not familiar with the characters. I wouldn't watch it. I'd watch the full Dexter season to get back with it. You're not going to appreciate it as much. [01:35:13] Speaker C: I agree. [01:35:14] Speaker B: Even though it does. You technically don't need to know anything, but spot on. [01:35:19] Speaker C: How Batista. [01:35:20] Speaker B: Dude. Batista and Laguerre. [01:35:22] Speaker C: It's crazy. [01:35:23] Speaker B: Is insane. [01:35:24] Speaker C: Insane. [01:35:25] Speaker B: It makes you overlook how, like, you know, Harry looks nothing like Harry. [01:35:29] Speaker C: Yeah, that's okay. [01:35:30] Speaker B: But they wanted, I mean, a big character. I'm fine with that. Batista and Lagueta, Those two. It's the most insane. [01:35:38] Speaker C: It doesn't even make sense. [01:35:39] Speaker B: It makes no sense. [01:35:41] Speaker C: You would think it was them. [01:35:42] Speaker B: DH they have to. You think that he's related. Batista. [01:35:46] Speaker C: It has to be. [01:35:47] Speaker B: You think it's his kid? [01:35:47] Speaker C: It has to be. [01:35:48] Speaker B: You have to look it up. It's. It's crazy. [01:35:51] Speaker C: The dude that plays Dexter, though, like, even, like his manner. [01:35:54] Speaker B: Yes. He did a good job. [01:35:56] Speaker C: So on point. Like I said to you, I wish they got this kid to play. [01:36:00] Speaker B: Yes, yes, definitely. He's great. The only one. The only one that I see a problem with is Deb. I don't think she's tall and gangly enough. [01:36:10] Speaker A: She. [01:36:10] Speaker B: The girl just looks like average size. [01:36:12] Speaker C: She's not gangly enough. [01:36:13] Speaker B: She's not gangly enough. Like, we needed a girl like the girl that fell through Justin's loft. [01:36:17] Speaker C: She would have been a perfect. [01:36:19] Speaker B: Yes. [01:36:19] Speaker C: Casting. [01:36:20] Speaker B: Yes. [01:36:21] Speaker C: For this. [01:36:21] Speaker B: Yep. A tall, gangly. [01:36:23] Speaker C: But she's got her, like, mouth down. [01:36:25] Speaker B: Yeah, she got them all down. [01:36:27] Speaker C: And, like, how she just is, like, super annoying about just, like, the littlest thing. [01:36:33] Speaker B: Yes. [01:36:33] Speaker C: Like, that's just on point. [01:36:35] Speaker B: Yeah. That's a great show. If you. If you've watched Dexter or watch. You gotta watch this show. It's wicked good. It's called Original Sin. Looks like they're coming back with more Dexter, too. [01:36:45] Speaker C: I can't wait. [01:36:46] Speaker B: So if they. If they. If they could execute how they executed this with the new Dexter season, great. I'll be real pumped up. [01:36:55] Speaker C: I honestly, I've been giving New Blood a second watch. [01:37:00] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:37:00] Speaker C: I don't hate it. I think what I hated was the ending of it. [01:37:04] Speaker B: Well, it's clear I'm not going to give any spoilers, but I'm going to give spoilers because it happens in the first one second of the. Of the new movie. Dexter lives. [01:37:13] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:37:13] Speaker B: Or at least he's on the operator operating table and it looks like he's going to live. Yeah. So. [01:37:19] Speaker C: So he's. I feel like Dex is back. [01:37:21] Speaker B: Dexa did not die in New Blood. [01:37:22] Speaker C: Original Sin is his life flashing before his eyes. [01:37:26] Speaker B: Correct. [01:37:26] Speaker C: Right. [01:37:27] Speaker B: Yep. So. But we got to pick a series, Nico, that we could watch, like, on a weekly basis, even though they don't really release weekly. [01:37:35] Speaker A: Oh, my God, bro. Holy. [01:37:41] Speaker B: I don't even know what just happened. [01:37:43] Speaker C: What? [01:37:43] Speaker A: I just watched a humpback wheel. [01:37:46] Speaker B: Oh, is that a wheel that came out and hit him water and took. [01:37:48] Speaker A: Him out while he was parasailing. [01:37:50] Speaker C: That's crazy. [01:37:51] Speaker A: That's so. [01:37:52] Speaker B: Bro. [01:37:53] Speaker A: I would be so scared like. Like, and piss myself. Like, I don't even know if that my heart would stop. [01:38:01] Speaker B: I don't think you'd get that hurt. I think it would be the. The ashma. Is this thing gonna eat me? [01:38:08] Speaker A: Are you crazy? [01:38:09] Speaker C: You're falling in the water. [01:38:12] Speaker B: Oh, okay. How much does a humpback whale weigh? Does it weigh, like, a couple thousand pounds? It probably has to, right? Yeah, of course. It's probably actually like getting hit by a truck, guys. How fast do they move, though? See how fast the humpback whale swims? [01:38:23] Speaker C: Fast. They're like, oh, Stuart. Like you got hit by a boat. [01:38:29] Speaker B: And I don't know why everyone was sucking that guy's dick. The fat. The fat lineman from the Baltimore Ravens. [01:38:36] Speaker C: Oh, because he went down. Like, you gotta run that back, big fella. [01:38:39] Speaker B: No, they were just jacked up that he got there. Someone said it was the best play in defense. [01:38:42] Speaker A: Whales Typ can swim between three and nine miles an hour. [01:38:48] Speaker B: Three and nine miles an hour, dude, you couldn't even get hurt. It doesn't matter if that was if a cruise ship hit me. [01:38:55] Speaker A: Potentially, yeah. Up to 60ft long, weighing up to 40 tons. [01:39:00] Speaker B: L. Yeah, but if it's only three to nine miles an hour, dude. Like, that's so slow. [01:39:05] Speaker A: That wasn't three to nine miles an hour. This man got taken out. This thing just jump. [01:39:11] Speaker B: Nah, nah, he didn't get hurt. See if he got hurt. He didn't get hurt. He hit him in the arms, dude. [01:39:19] Speaker A: Whatever. [01:39:20] Speaker B: That kid didn't even get hurt. [01:39:21] Speaker C: He was going at least nine miles an hour. [01:39:23] Speaker B: Yeah, he's going for six. It's not even full speed. Once you jump, you're losing speed. It's out of the water. That's like a three mile an hour hit. [01:39:34] Speaker C: With £4,000, though. [01:39:36] Speaker B: No, not for. I think £160,000. 106,040 tons itself. £80,000 at least. That's. That's a lot. A ton is a thousand pounds, but a ton's 2,000. [01:39:48] Speaker C: Oh, it might be. I think now it might be retarded. [01:39:52] Speaker B: Let me see. What's a ton? I think a ton's 2,000 ton to pounds. 2,000? [01:39:59] Speaker C: Yeah, it's 80,000. [01:40:02] Speaker B: How much weight is a big rig truck? Okay, perfect. So it's like you getting hit by a big rig truck going three miles an hour. You're never gonna get hurt. [01:40:20] Speaker A: If it lands on you. Yeah, I know you're going into the water, but If a fucking 18 wheeler is on top of me and we're in the water. [01:40:33] Speaker B: Yeah, but if you look at that thing, he gets hit in the arms and he doesn't get trapped underneath it. That is the best case scenario that could have happened to him and he's going viral. Would I get hit by a big rig truck at going three miles an hour to go viral? Probably. Would you? That seems like an easy trade off. [01:40:51] Speaker A: Dude. I don't want to get fucking spooked like that. Hell, no. [01:40:56] Speaker B: Oh, did you read Marco's screenplay? [01:40:58] Speaker C: What? [01:40:59] Speaker A: No. [01:41:00] Speaker B: I'm like, three quarters of the way through. [01:41:01] Speaker C: You see, a screenplay I. [01:41:03] Speaker B: He. He's been putting on his story that he's writing a screenplay called Intervention. All you got to do is email him and he'll send it to you. It's not bad. [01:41:13] Speaker C: It's good. [01:41:13] Speaker B: It's more of a drama, I would say, than like a comedy. You don't have any interest in it? [01:41:18] Speaker C: No. [01:41:19] Speaker B: Why? [01:41:20] Speaker C: I don't care. [01:41:22] Speaker B: He's playing the interventionist. It seems like in it, Danny Cantoni is the name of him. [01:41:31] Speaker A: Danny Cantoni. [01:41:38] Speaker B: I forgot to tell him. Great job. [01:41:40] Speaker A: See? [01:41:41] Speaker B: Tell him. Great job, buddy. I support. I support the boys. Now, let me ask you a question. Do you guys think that this is prime podcast material? You both texting away like losers right now? [01:41:52] Speaker C: No, I was talking. [01:41:53] Speaker B: Not talking. This. [01:41:54] Speaker C: It's not my fault. I'm trying to plan my life. [01:41:57] Speaker A: Sorry. [01:41:59] Speaker C: Yeah, I mean, Mao screenplay. It's. He's probably writing it all on chat gbt. [01:42:06] Speaker B: Like your children's book. [01:42:07] Speaker C: You can't write a children's book on chat GPT. [01:42:10] Speaker B: He wrote a children's book on chat GPT. He got through all of his schooling through chat GPT. It's fine. AI is running the world nowadays. [01:42:17] Speaker C: You can't write a children's book on chat gbt. You wrote you can. No, I didn't. You don't even know what the. [01:42:24] Speaker B: The. [01:42:24] Speaker A: The. [01:42:24] Speaker C: The book is. No, it isn't on chat gbt. I don't need help writing a 2 second rhyme. Makes no sense what you're saying. [01:42:35] Speaker B: I'm just saying, you tell. You said you were doing the thing. Everything was online at this time. Write children's books on chat GPT, and then all of a sudden you pop up with a children's book. [01:42:44] Speaker C: No, I did this on chat gbt, though. [01:42:49] Speaker B: Anytime you write a skit, it's on chat GPT. [01:42:51] Speaker C: T. That's not true. [01:42:52] Speaker B: You Chat GP T. Justin. [01:42:58] Speaker C: I'll tell you what I did write on chat gbt. [01:43:03] Speaker B: A song. [01:43:04] Speaker C: No. Can't write songs on chat GPT. [01:43:07] Speaker B: Yes, you definitely can. Dude, if I vote write, write me a country song on chat GPT. They'll do it. [01:43:22] Speaker C: The lies we tell. [01:43:30] Speaker B: Okay, so you wrote a full book, but you can't write a. He wrote a full book on chat GPT, but he can't write a children's book. [01:43:37] Speaker C: Yeah, but you don't. What you're not understanding is you have to go chapter by chapter, and like, I Get it? It's not like, hey, write me a book. [01:43:46] Speaker B: I get it. [01:43:47] Speaker C: You have to come up with characters. [01:43:49] Speaker B: Okay. I'm going to say one that helps you write dialogue. I'm going to say one thing about Marco's thing. [01:43:54] Speaker C: Yep. [01:43:55] Speaker B: Marco definitely didn't use Chappy because you should see how it's formatted. [01:43:59] Speaker C: Oh, it's probably horrible. [01:44:00] Speaker B: It's not formatted great. It's formatted as someone that just wrote it themselves. [01:44:03] Speaker C: Yeah. Okay. [01:44:04] Speaker B: So he definitely didn't use chat GPT number one. Number two is. I get. Get how you use, like, I get it. Helps you with dialogue. And it's probably a useful tool in some ways. You cannot rely on it. [01:44:17] Speaker C: Yeah. Do you see me trying to. [01:44:19] Speaker B: You just wrote a full book. What are you writing full books? [01:44:20] Speaker C: Do you see me? Cuz I wanted to see if it works. [01:44:23] Speaker B: Like, who's wasting their time writing a full book? [01:44:25] Speaker C: Cuz I wanted to try it. [01:44:26] Speaker B: You got to find out how to make us money. So why don't you do that? [01:44:30] Speaker C: Yeah, it's called Patreon. [01:44:31] Speaker A: No, no, I'm off that boat. [01:44:34] Speaker B: You don't want to make any money. Money. [01:44:35] Speaker A: Not the Patreon boat. Just. Yeah, just slow down. [01:44:39] Speaker B: You don't think we should make money? [01:44:40] Speaker C: No. What do you mean, slow down? [01:44:41] Speaker A: It's not that. [01:44:42] Speaker C: Been on this podcast for almost four years. [01:44:45] Speaker A: No, we haven't been on this podcast for almost four years. [01:44:48] Speaker B: Total. [01:44:48] Speaker A: Total misconception of time. Not even three. Barely two. [01:44:52] Speaker C: That's not true. Dude. Two years is crazy. [01:44:55] Speaker A: Two. Two years. Two years is probably 20. [01:44:57] Speaker B: 21. [01:44:58] Speaker A: Two years is probably the max. [01:45:00] Speaker C: Maybe 22. [01:45:01] Speaker A: Early 22. Late 22. [01:45:03] Speaker B: No, it's definitely in August. [01:45:04] Speaker A: We started September. It was. [01:45:07] Speaker B: No, no, I. I know, I know. [01:45:08] Speaker C: Five guys. [01:45:09] Speaker B: It was when we were doing. [01:45:10] Speaker A: Yes. Right after January 2020. It was January in 2025. [01:45:15] Speaker C: Right after my mother died. [01:45:16] Speaker B: We did the first episode and she died in 2022. [01:45:20] Speaker C: Yes. [01:45:20] Speaker B: Yeah. So July or August. It was definitely August. So I feel like it might have been like a tomato night. [01:45:25] Speaker C: Tomato night. It was when my mother died. [01:45:28] Speaker A: That wasn't Justin. Oh, just. That wasn't it. That wasn't the time we did. [01:45:32] Speaker C: It was the tomato night. And because I said colonoscopy in the morning, it was 2022. Thank you. [01:45:40] Speaker B: Yeah. So we're not even at three years yet. So Nico was right past two. Two and a half. Two and a half years. [01:45:46] Speaker C: Two and a half. Almost three years. [01:45:47] Speaker B: Yeah. So what your point is that. [01:45:49] Speaker C: Would we go any slower? What are we talking about we can't. [01:45:53] Speaker A: Even do the simple. What do we. What do we. Why are we talking about make money stuff? [01:45:59] Speaker B: All three of us. [01:46:00] Speaker A: All three of us? [01:46:01] Speaker C: Who's we? [01:46:03] Speaker A: You can do the simple again, and you might figure out who it is. It's all of us. [01:46:07] Speaker C: We. I set up a whole Patreon that Al was supposed to go over, and he never even looked at. [01:46:12] Speaker B: I looked at the. I looked at the Patreon. Did you edit it? No, I didn't edit it. [01:46:15] Speaker C: Okay, so this is what we're waiting for. [01:46:16] Speaker B: We haven't got in a room together. [01:46:19] Speaker C: We've been in a room together four times. [01:46:21] Speaker B: No, we haven't. Nope, if you count with Santinos crying the whole time. How come we even think at that point we're gonna talk about the Patreon? You ran out of here like the. The house was on fire. [01:46:32] Speaker C: So I want to know Nico's suggestion on what we should do. [01:46:36] Speaker B: And you use chat GPT for the Patreon. Don't lie. [01:46:40] Speaker C: So what? [01:46:41] Speaker B: Okay, I. I knew it. [01:46:44] Speaker C: Yeah, but I still wrote. All it does is, like, correct. [01:46:47] Speaker B: It's like, hey, right, right, right. A Patreon for. That's right. Patreon tears. [01:46:53] Speaker C: It's like, please. [01:46:54] Speaker A: That's like, August 22nd. [01:46:56] Speaker C: That's not even August 20th. That's what we said. It's not even, like, hey, this is what I wrote because it's personal stuff about us. It makes no sense what you're saying. It wouldn't know anything about. [01:47:07] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. You have to write the prompts. I'm not saying you didn't write the prompt. So. Yeah. [01:47:11] Speaker C: So what is the difference? For it to make it look. Hey, make this look professional. [01:47:15] Speaker B: All I'm saying is that. That before we get on the p. Nothing. Before we get on the Patreon. I did say my one critique to you, Justin, was it needs to be I have a little more personality. I. I do think the bare bones are there. And I. I give you credit. I gave you credit for that. [01:47:30] Speaker C: And you said you were going to do the personality stuff. [01:47:32] Speaker B: I. [01:47:33] Speaker C: What are we waiting for? [01:47:33] Speaker B: Well, we're waiting for. To. Since that one day we did the thing, we've done one episode. We've had, like, three or four episodes off three episodes. [01:47:43] Speaker C: And it was holidays. [01:47:44] Speaker B: It's the holidays. I get it. [01:47:46] Speaker C: Holidays are over. [01:47:49] Speaker B: We got to get in a room and talk about it. We got to sit down and discuss. But if we. You put it. Put it live. [01:47:56] Speaker C: We are. [01:47:57] Speaker B: You want to put it live? Go Put it live. You don't even know how to stream yet. [01:48:00] Speaker C: We already said by like February it's coming. [01:48:04] Speaker B: No, you said the first week of January. I think a realistic time is like probably August 2028. Yeah, it's probably when it's going to come out. [01:48:12] Speaker C: Why don't we just. Just stop the podcast then? [01:48:15] Speaker B: I'm going to keep doing this podcast every week and I, like I said before, every week. If the podcast numbers keep going down, I'll still keep doing it until we. [01:48:25] Speaker C: Lose every post in old clips. [01:48:28] Speaker B: Yeah, well, we. First of all, the last two episodes, we haven't had any clips. That's my fault. On last week. Never hit record. On the, on the old thing which we are recording now. I can see it. The little red dot, which we should probably all look for that little red dot in the bottom right corner. Never hit record. So there's gonna be no clips from last week's episode which was released yesterday. We got to be more consistent. That. I think that's all Nico's trying to say. Nico, is that what you're trying to say? You want to be more consistent for a bit before you can start asking people. [01:49:00] Speaker A: We had to do the simple stuff. [01:49:01] Speaker B: And the simple stuff would be being consistent, showing up and then making clips. [01:49:05] Speaker A: Probably making clips so people know that we have a podcast. [01:49:07] Speaker B: I would agree. I think that's. I think that's all fear. Fear criticisms. Would you agree? [01:49:12] Speaker C: I would have, yeah. I think it's great. I think that we can't be ghost in the group chat when we're all trying to talk about stuff. [01:49:20] Speaker B: So you think Nico's problem is he goes to group chat? No, Nick, I will give. I'm going to say something about Justin's a thousand percent right. There was probably like a 10 day span where you were not answering. [01:49:33] Speaker A: Definitely. [01:49:33] Speaker B: And it wasn't just I. Our group chat. It was like your father was texting us to golf and you weren't even texting that thing. [01:49:38] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:49:39] Speaker B: So it wasn't like I even said that to Justin. Justin's like, does he just. Is. Has he quit the podcast? I'm like, no, he's just MIA in general. [01:49:46] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:49:47] Speaker B: Like if you had a drug problem, we would have thought you were on that fetty walk. Like you were. Yeah, like that's how you were acting. [01:49:53] Speaker A: Like I was closing the room. [01:49:54] Speaker B: Yeah. Just acting crazy. [01:49:56] Speaker A: I feel you. Yeah. [01:49:58] Speaker B: So communication is bad. [01:50:00] Speaker A: My. My communication. My communication can get better. There you go. I can raise my, my hand and say, my communication can get better. And my contribution to making clips could get better. [01:50:09] Speaker B: Do you think that you're 100% bought into the podcast? [01:50:12] Speaker A: I am, because I feel like we're starting to slowly become. We're starting to slowly. We got to get consistent. It's just like. It's like the gym. It's like anything. Just got to get consistent and just build and just. You got to build it back up. Can't just go right up on the bench and stop benching 225. You just got to get your reps in. You got to do the simple shit. We struggle doing the simple. [01:50:35] Speaker B: I just love Justin's face. [01:50:37] Speaker A: Do that and go. Well, because Justin thinks that he's doing. He's doing it all. And, and it's. Yeah, it's not even close. So it's. [01:50:45] Speaker B: We're all not doing enough. That's a fact. So. [01:50:48] Speaker C: Well, I mean, it's. [01:50:49] Speaker A: No, we're not. Me and you aren't. Justin's doing enough. [01:50:52] Speaker B: We Now Justin's doing less than zero. [01:50:55] Speaker C: At least I'm posting stuff. [01:50:57] Speaker B: Yeah, he's doing less than zero. [01:50:59] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, that's fine. [01:51:00] Speaker B: That's fine. We're all doing less than zero. [01:51:02] Speaker C: We're not doing all Doing less than zero. I built the Patreon and I'm posting stuff. You two, on the other hand, the Baltia have been doing less than zero. [01:51:13] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:51:14] Speaker A: I'm just gonna stop posting the old clips from my phone. [01:51:16] Speaker C: Then do it then me. [01:51:18] Speaker A: That's all you have to do on the same level. [01:51:20] Speaker C: But Nick, that's all you got to do. [01:51:22] Speaker A: That is true. True. [01:51:23] Speaker C: That's all. That's all you got to do. It's fine. [01:51:25] Speaker A: I got to go back. We got to find. I got to. I have. I, I, I know because I used. [01:51:30] Speaker B: Justin's last post was five days ago. I do have a lot then 27 days. Then on the 27th, then on the 25th. [01:51:38] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:51:39] Speaker B: So, okay. There is no. [01:51:41] Speaker C: How many. How many of the go through. How many of the last posts have. [01:51:44] Speaker B: Been me versus no, Justin? Let's look. In the last year, who do you think beats everybody legitimately? Ask yourself this question. In the last year, I would even say it throughout the entirety of the podcast. Who do you think posts more to the bad Brain? Out of the three of us? [01:52:02] Speaker A: I would my vote not even to go against you would go with Al. [01:52:06] Speaker B: It's 100% accurate. It's not even a question. [01:52:09] Speaker A: Alice 5 made more content. [01:52:10] Speaker B: That's not even a question whatsoever. So Justin, because he had a One week span where he posted. Posted old clips. [01:52:17] Speaker A: But for me, that, like, I'm not. [01:52:18] Speaker B: And I'm not even saying I'm. My thing is like, I don't hold it over anyone's head because in my mind, we're all doing the same. Like, we're all trying to keep. Get the page going. [01:52:27] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:52:28] Speaker B: Justin's acting like because he reposted some clips, he's better than everybody. He works harder than everybody. [01:52:32] Speaker C: Better than. [01:52:33] Speaker B: That's the attitude. You attitude you're giving off right now. [01:52:36] Speaker C: I just don't like people saying that I don't do anything when I'll go. [01:52:40] Speaker B: Well, I think we will make making. I think we were making a bland statement that basically we all have to do more. That's what you do. Like when you're on a team, not. We're not pointing fingers. And now you're trying to point fingers saying that you're the only one doing anything. [01:52:56] Speaker C: I'll go for the past year. Where are we? You want to go the past year? [01:53:02] Speaker B: You can't win this. I'll. I'll legitimately go back three years. You're not going to win. [01:53:07] Speaker A: I don't know how this is even a discussion. Al makes his own videos. Like, that'll alone like videos. [01:53:13] Speaker C: That's fine. I've made my own videos. [01:53:17] Speaker A: How many video. I don't even. He's nuts. [01:53:20] Speaker B: Yeah, he's crazy, dude. This is like. You know what this is like? This is like, wow, you weren't here for this. You weren't here for this. You weren't here for this. But this. This reminds me of the time we were at the. When he was arguing with Marco about how he has a better following. The bad brain has a better falling than Marco. When Marco had 120,000 followers. [01:53:40] Speaker C: That's not even the. [01:53:41] Speaker B: This is this funny was his. [01:53:44] Speaker C: No, the argument was we had a younger following. That and in a thousand misses. Right. [01:53:52] Speaker B: I don't know. I don't know if you can argue that when we only had like 3. 3,000 follows, he had 120,000. [01:53:57] Speaker C: I'm going off because I guess even. [01:54:00] Speaker A: Cuz I guess you could say even if his crowd is the way it. [01:54:04] Speaker B: Was coming off, you got to ask. You got to ask Mao. And even Skyla was like, this is crazy. I think even Skylar's, like, cheating boyfriend was like, this is nuts. What are you talking about, Justin? [01:54:14] Speaker A: I think that even with the small, like, even if, like his population of followers was like a smaller amount was younger people, it's still larger. Than ours. [01:54:23] Speaker B: I think my favorite. Oh yeah, it's way larger. My opinion is that I love delusional people. Justin's delusional, Nico's delusional and I'm even delusional in my own right. So you got three delusional people on this podcast. Justin is. Thinks that he does more work than anybody. That's just Justin in general and I love that. I don't think you can do a podcast and not be a little bit delusional thinking in this sea of people we're ever going to make it in this thing. [01:54:51] Speaker A: I think we're on. [01:54:53] Speaker B: We have a little delusion though that we could. [01:54:55] Speaker A: I think we're on the way back. We're getting some segments involved. I love that we, we have pretty decent shows. Just got to get back to doing the, the basic stuff and I think we'll be. We could, we could kind of gear up and get it going. I like doing. I like, I like coming here. I like coming here. I like doing the podcast. It's not like a nail on my side at all. It's. I love making content cuz this is, this is the closest that I get to it. I don't make videos on my own really roughly ad anymore. Now you got the tr. There was a lot of people on the treadmill live. [01:55:29] Speaker B: Yeah, there was people live combined. [01:55:31] Speaker A: That's pretty awesome. Awesome. Yeah. I think now more that I'm comfortable around obviously my girlfriend. So it's like easier. You don't want to listen. It's not like I'm not. I never changed myself or like shell myself. [01:55:44] Speaker B: I don't know about that but I. [01:55:45] Speaker A: Probably shouldn't be boby. I don't know bro. You can't really like give like the Bob you can and like while you're off the rip. [01:55:50] Speaker B: Dude, why not? If, if, if she's buying you a gaming chair, she's cool with you Gaming. [01:55:54] Speaker C: So 82 out of the last from the last year post remote 82. [01:56:01] Speaker B: Justin, you're gonna lose every single. Every single count yours. You're gonna go back to the last year. [01:56:07] Speaker C: So here's. [01:56:08] Speaker B: First of all, I can't even guarantee that you, you even know what you're talking. [01:56:11] Speaker C: I can tell by majority of the writing. [01:56:16] Speaker A: I mean but Al's made more than 82 videos. [01:56:18] Speaker B: I made all the clips. [01:56:20] Speaker A: More than 82 videos and I made the clips. [01:56:22] Speaker C: What are you talking about? [01:56:24] Speaker B: I made a lot of the clips. I have them in my phone. [01:56:26] Speaker C: I've posted. Has been everyone that I counted has been Made by me and posted by me. 82. I didn't count any of yours. [01:56:34] Speaker B: Yeah, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. [01:56:37] Speaker C: Well, this is a game. You guys want to play. [01:56:39] Speaker B: You'll lose the game, Justin. [01:56:41] Speaker A: You're going to lose, Justin. [01:56:42] Speaker B: You're going to lose the game. [01:56:43] Speaker A: Sit here and say that you've done more than Al. Like, that's just blatantly not true. Like, that's just not. I'm even saying, like, Al's done the most content wise, like for this podcast for sure. [01:56:52] Speaker B: And it doesn't matter. But that's the thing. It shouldn't even get to the that. But this is what, you know, you started this and you can go back to the. To the whatever time stamp. I'll time stamp it afterwards. I didn't like that you started it. [01:57:05] Speaker A: We all have to. [01:57:06] Speaker B: Instead of just being like, yeah, we all have to get better. He can never take responsibility. That's his problem. It's his mo. He can't say that he's wrong in any way, shape or form. [01:57:16] Speaker C: I'm never wrong. [01:57:17] Speaker B: That's fine. That's his thing. He can't take constructive criticism. [01:57:25] Speaker A: Falgar and Maz, Felar and Maz F. Maz. [01:57:29] Speaker B: So it is what it is. This is why, though, I don't think we'll get anything done. You know, we joke around like that, that this patreon is never coming out. We're going to talk about this patreon for at least another year because of the infighting. And I think that's what makes this podcast great, is that we just argue the whole time and get nothing done. Yeah. [01:57:57] Speaker A: Like, it would be cool if we could get things done. And I'm even saying that from my standpoint, I'm saying on behalf of me, like, definitely, I could do more 100. But yeah, this is. I guess we're me and you. I guess Al, we're holding it back. Justin's trying to. [01:58:14] Speaker B: Yeah, he's the only one doing anything thing. But the point is, guys, is that keep listening, we'll keep fighting. Justin's going to keep counting for the next two years of posts who's done more, who's done less. That's fine. [01:58:32] Speaker A: Me a tracker. [01:58:33] Speaker B: I didn't know it was a is. I didn't know it was a contest. Now that I know it's a contest, the posts are just going to get way crazier. Like, y'all going to be so upset at how much you see my face on the bad brain stuff. Because we're gonna up this 9, 000 times. [01:58:51] Speaker A: I. Look, you think I might just get back. [01:58:53] Speaker B: I think you need to get back in the mix too, Nico. We need to just bludgeon them with eight to ten posts a day. [01:58:57] Speaker A: Yeah. Every other hour on the. [01:59:00] Speaker B: Every other hour. Plan it out. [01:59:03] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:59:03] Speaker B: Just because. Justin, let's communicate. Hold on. [01:59:06] Speaker A: See? [01:59:07] Speaker B: No, no. [01:59:08] Speaker A: We almost just went full plow. [01:59:10] Speaker B: 10 minutes, then they're gonna be. Then everyone's going to be yelling at each other. You're stepping on my post. You're stepping on my post. What the. Justin thinks you can only post one post every two days so that it can. It can grow and marinate in the. [01:59:21] Speaker A: Algorithm and marinate like ch. Bag. [01:59:24] Speaker B: But it is what it is. We're gonna. This is. We are gonna get nothing done. Nothing accomplished. He's still counting. He's probably at 3,000. That's what the number is. He can't even count that high. How many. How many posts I have? [01:59:35] Speaker C: You have 48. Yeah, okay, Justin, I just counted them. [01:59:38] Speaker B: You're. You're absolutely 48. [01:59:43] Speaker C: 60 something. Okay, now we're gonna do. [01:59:45] Speaker B: Now it's 60. Now it's 60. You said 80 to 62 and you're 48. Yeah. I'd like to see which one from. [01:59:51] Speaker C: The same spot from a year ago. [01:59:53] Speaker A: Justin, like I. You hear what the you're saying, bro? He's trying to say double the output of Al on our podcast with content. You know that. Listen, we never made a solo video. You've made one solo video. [02:00:05] Speaker C: Doesn't matter. [02:00:06] Speaker A: Yes, it does, bro. It's content. No, no, no. Get the out of here. Bro. [02:00:11] Speaker B: Are you kind of post that like. Like we. We that I stamped to give to J. Fine, and then J. Fine gave them to us and then you put them up. Are you counting those posts? [02:00:20] Speaker C: I'm counting anything I. Yeah, you ever. [02:00:22] Speaker B: Then that's the dumbest thing ever. The kid made us post. [02:00:25] Speaker C: I'm counting anything I post. [02:00:27] Speaker B: I. I and gave him the time stamp. [02:00:30] Speaker C: And maybe 10 of these are J. Fine. [02:00:33] Speaker B: So kids. Anyways. But this is why Delusional. Listen, it's delusional. [02:00:41] Speaker A: Delusional. [02:00:41] Speaker B: It's fine. I like. I like to. I love delusional people by the numbers. Where do you want to go from here? [02:00:50] Speaker A: I don't know. [02:00:51] Speaker C: I'm counting Nico's next, so I don't know. [02:00:54] Speaker A: That is. That's crazy to me. I. I might be at zero. [02:00:59] Speaker B: No, you got some Sunday services in there. You have to have at least cash. [02:01:02] Speaker A: Yeah, I only did Sunday service for three weeks and then I stopped, I stopped doing it. [02:01:08] Speaker B: Well, Justin made you stop doing it. [02:01:11] Speaker C: Stop. [02:01:12] Speaker B: He wanted you bad to stop doing it. [02:01:15] Speaker C: 4, 5, 6. [02:01:19] Speaker A: This is, this is blasphemy. This is, this is. [02:01:23] Speaker B: Yeah, it's crazy. It's fine. Listen, guys. Keep listening. [02:01:26] Speaker A: Al's been the face and voice of our podcast for a year running. [02:01:30] Speaker B: It's, it doesn't matter. It listen. And he wants to make this a dick measurement contest. I think he's going to lose. That's fine. I dig that the people can say who, who they think has done more. That's fine. I don't even think we should be comparing that. But Justin wants to make it that way because he, he thinks he's had, because he had three posts since the 27th of December that he's the main breadwinner of the podcast. That's fine. [02:01:59] Speaker A: Just doesn't make sense. [02:02:00] Speaker B: It doesn't make any sense. [02:02:02] Speaker A: Doesn't make any sense. Like straight up, like, I, I, I. [02:02:06] Speaker C: Would lose vision of, like Nico's has 14. [02:02:09] Speaker A: I would lose vision of it like that. I don't even know how that even, even a thing. I didn't even know I had 14. I thought I had four, to be honest. [02:02:16] Speaker B: Anyways, keep it clean, guys. Fuck you, fat sucko. We'll see you, we'll definitely see you next week. Hopefully we're going to be more consistent with the relationship. [02:02:24] Speaker A: Monday or Tuesday is going to be our aim day to regular record. And I don't think if, if one week it's on a Tuesday and one week on a Monday, I don't think it throws it off that much. But obviously we're going to try and get on a comedy and this week. [02:02:35] Speaker B: Justin's going to be uploading everything to YouTube, making the, the screenshots. [02:02:40] Speaker C: Nobody said you don't do anything. [02:02:42] Speaker B: And putting the audio out. Justin's going to be doing all that. He's going to be editing the whole entire podcast. [02:02:47] Speaker C: Do anything. [02:02:48] Speaker B: That's what, that's what Justin's gonna do this week. So we'll see if it ever comes out. [02:02:51] Speaker C: But don't tell me I don't do nothing. Nothing. [02:02:53] Speaker B: I said we all did less than nothing. That's what we've done. If you think it's impressive that four clips have come out since the 23rd. [02:03:01] Speaker C: Who said it was impressive? All I said. [02:03:03] Speaker B: But you're acting like you did something. You did less than nothing. You did less than nothing to 50. We all did to 14. [02:03:10] Speaker A: This had to Be the screenshot for the episode right here. [02:03:12] Speaker B: Justin, we've. I've posted more episodes audio than all of that. [02:03:17] Speaker C: Okay. No, so you didn't. [02:03:19] Speaker B: I mean, you. You loaded some things into chat GPT and I'm. And this is what I'm saying. Like, you're making this a dick measuring contest and you shouldn't. It's stupid. Load into GPT chat GPT for the Patreon. You. You wrote the patreon. I said, great. That's awesome. Like, I gave you credit for it. Now you're trying to make it a dick measuring contest. [02:03:39] Speaker A: Like I'm not. [02:03:40] Speaker B: Yes. [02:03:40] Speaker C: I said we all do less than nothing. [02:03:42] Speaker B: We all do less than nothing. We all do less than we're supposed. Supposed to. [02:03:46] Speaker C: Less than. So then there's we do nothing and then you do less than nothing. [02:03:50] Speaker B: Less than nothing. [02:03:51] Speaker A: I just want on the record. I said that we should listen. Doing more and better. [02:03:55] Speaker B: There's never been since the start of this podcast that you've done more than me. [02:04:00] Speaker C: I know. [02:04:01] Speaker B: And that's a fact. [02:04:02] Speaker C: Never said I did more than you. I posted more than you. 100 please. The past year, I posted 84 times and you've posted it. [02:04:09] Speaker B: Yeah, that's. So, Justin. [02:04:14] Speaker C: What'S the reality? [02:04:15] Speaker B: We gave you the opportunity before, like, to. That J. Fine would send us the clips and you just posted them. That doesn't mean you did jack shit. You took. You. We paid for the clips to be. To be done. You put them up. That's. [02:04:29] Speaker A: That's not you doing it. [02:04:30] Speaker B: That. I mean, you could call it you doing it, but I don't know. Yeah. If you want to take the credit for that, that's fine. [02:04:37] Speaker A: I don't know how you would credit. [02:04:38] Speaker C: I mean, I'll just kill myself. Do you have anything else before we wrap this up? [02:04:42] Speaker B: No, we're done. You want to just make it a Piston contest for no reason? We were having a great podcast and all we said was we all got to do more and you turn it. Well, I'm do. I'm the only one posting. There's four clips since the 23rd. It's like. It's embarrassing to even admit that. To even think that that was anything. [02:05:01] Speaker C: Four more than you guys said posted. [02:05:03] Speaker B: Yeah, well, I. There's more episodes out than you've put up clips. [02:05:08] Speaker A: I'm making the video right after this. [02:05:09] Speaker C: I said flat out, send me things. And you. And I heard all. All the information I got back was you have no comedic timing and no, we don't trust you with Doing it when. And then it doesn't get done. [02:05:22] Speaker B: When was this The. The one joke that was made in the podcast that you don't have comedic timing. That means that you can't post clips. [02:05:28] Speaker C: Yeah, but I can't know the. We don't want you to do it. [02:05:32] Speaker B: Will everyone here agree that the post. The post should be up daily or at least five times a week? There should be a post on the. [02:05:39] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, three times a day. So I, I, again. But I'm. But I. [02:05:43] Speaker B: We're not meeting that. Which. [02:05:44] Speaker A: We're not taking the accountability. I've preached it. Have I done it? No, I've not practiced what I've preached. Absolutely not. But that is. That is the. What we should be shooting for. That should be the goal. [02:05:55] Speaker B: At some point. You got to take. Everyone got to take responsibility for themselves. You got to take responsibility, too. That says you're not living up to it just as much as we're not. So, like, if you're. If you legit wake up in the morning. I think you're doing everything for this podcast. There's something wrong in your head. [02:06:10] Speaker C: I didn't say that. [02:06:11] Speaker B: Okay. Just like I'm not doing everything I'm supposed to be doing for this podcast. And we know Nico's not. [02:06:16] Speaker A: I'm not. [02:06:17] Speaker B: So that. [02:06:18] Speaker A: That meme where everybody in the act. [02:06:20] Speaker B: Like, flexing your dick around for four posts since the 23rd is. Is simply insane. [02:06:25] Speaker A: That meme of the army people saying, I'm doing my part. Yeah, I'm doing my part. And then that guy popping Tim Robinson. I gotta be less Tim Robinson, but more Tim Robson because he is funny, I think. [02:06:40] Speaker C: Hire somebody to do it. [02:06:41] Speaker B: If we had one tenth of the talent of Tim Robinson, this would. This podcast would make it. [02:06:46] Speaker A: We'd have at least five sponsors. [02:06:48] Speaker B: Maybe more. [02:06:49] Speaker A: Maybe more. [02:06:50] Speaker B: Yeah. Big time sponsors, too. [02:06:53] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:06:53] Speaker B: Yeah. Tim Robinson's like, that might be the funniest guy on the planet. I don't know how SNL got rid of him is nuts. All right, guys, we're going for real. I'm sure this little beef here isn't going to carry over till next week. What? [02:07:08] Speaker A: The audio. I mean, the visual. [02:07:10] Speaker B: The visual is 100 recorded. I don't know about the audio. [02:07:13] Speaker A: Let's go. [02:07:13] Speaker B: Dude. [02:07:13] Speaker A: I got a. I'm going to the gym. Going to Citrus and Salt. Hopefully I get a poison. [02:07:18] Speaker C: All right.