Episode Transcript
[00:00:48] Speaker A: What's that?
[00:00:49] Speaker B: That's espresso.
[00:00:51] Speaker A: That's all. Espresso?
[00:00:53] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:00:54] Speaker A: Lice.
[00:00:54] Speaker C: Espresso to start the day, my friend.
[00:00:57] Speaker A: Here's the.
[00:00:59] Speaker B: Listen, I know you guys both teamed that pool.
[00:01:04] Speaker A: You didn't go.
[00:01:04] Speaker B: I'm planning on going Monday. I thought we were gonna talk about the whole thing on Tuesday for next week, apparently.
I'm just gonna go leave the room while you guys talk about it.
[00:01:16] Speaker A: No, we can. I can wait. I would never do that. I would never, ever, ever talk about it in front of somebody that hasn't.
[00:01:24] Speaker C: Seen.
[00:01:26] Speaker A: A fantastic movie. Highly recommend to go see it.
[00:01:29] Speaker B: I've avoided every trailer for this movie.
[00:01:32] Speaker A: I did. I'm so happy with myself. I did so good not being on social media every time I was on social media and anytime I'd scroll and you'd get like, I'd get like a comic book or a. Lights came about school, just seeing their name, I immediately close up the app, like, I just know how it is.
[00:01:48] Speaker B: Gotta do it.
[00:01:49] Speaker A: I, like, just. I stayed off of everything.
[00:01:52] Speaker C: I'm gonna be honest, I don't think there's a lot of stuff that could have been given away.
[00:01:56] Speaker A: I think they did a tremendous job of. Of holding everything in.
[00:02:00] Speaker C: Lot of cameos.
Don't get into who.
[00:02:04] Speaker A: Yeah, don't.
[00:02:05] Speaker C: Stupid. Was that at all in any of the trailers or you don't know, you didn't pay attention to it?
[00:02:09] Speaker A: No. Two of them. I know.
[00:02:11] Speaker B: Wow.
[00:02:11] Speaker A: Two of them. I know.
[00:02:12] Speaker C: Even I was gasping at times.
[00:02:14] Speaker B: Gasp.
[00:02:15] Speaker C: Gasped. Yo, people going wild in the.
[00:02:18] Speaker A: Yo, there was. Yeah. Nah, I don't see. Nah, that's what I'm talking about. Because the one, there's one general one that no one would have, honestly. No one picked it out. Is your dog or.
[00:02:32] Speaker C: No, they're just laying outside right next to his shit. Cause now they're shitting on the porch.
[00:02:36] Speaker B: I say that out loud around crusty.
Now she's gonna be making so much noise, she's gonna go get her fucker in there.
[00:02:43] Speaker C: No, straight motor oil, dude. Sludge.
[00:02:46] Speaker B: Dude, that's horrible. How don't you shit?
[00:02:49] Speaker A: No.
[00:02:50] Speaker B: How don't you just shit your pants constantly?
[00:02:52] Speaker A: Yo, these cups, you guys that drink.
[00:02:54] Speaker C: Doing like zins and all this pouch shit and you're worried about espresso natural coffee. It's going through my system right now.
[00:02:59] Speaker B: Pouches. I got straight long cut, brother.
I'm very excited to see this movie. I'm not gonna lie. Wolverine is probably my favorite character of all time.
[00:03:10] Speaker C: The yellow suit doesn't get me jacked up.
[00:03:12] Speaker B: No. So, like, well, we didn't get it in any movie.
[00:03:16] Speaker A: Now you're fucking. You're tripping.
[00:03:18] Speaker B: And that's, like, his icon.
[00:03:20] Speaker C: I just don't get it.
[00:03:21] Speaker A: Nah, nah. Justin, Justin, if I. That's. There was a lot of that, like, there's a lot of the little kid. Ah. And me going crazy towards.
[00:03:33] Speaker C: I just don't get, like, jacked up for the stuff like that. I.
[00:03:36] Speaker A: You net. But understand, it's never. Yeah, he's never, like a.
[00:03:42] Speaker B: We were really big into X Men, especially when those movies. We went to every midnight release of those Xmen movies.
[00:03:49] Speaker C: Yeah, those were great. That was a great series.
[00:03:51] Speaker B: Unbelievable post credit.
[00:03:52] Speaker C: Scene two went kind of gave us a throwback to that, which is dope. Yeah. So that was kind of.
[00:03:56] Speaker B: Well, they. What they were saying is this was gonna be the dawn of, obviously, that whole universe. Of the mutant universe.
[00:04:09] Speaker C: Yeah. Well, just a running joke throughout the movie that it's not gonna give you anything away. Is Ryan Reynolds breaking the fourth wall as Deadpool? Being like, well, now we got Wolverine till he's 90. Like, he's gonna die as Wolverine.
[00:04:23] Speaker A: That was. That was. He did that joke three, like, three separate times on purpose, which was. Which was good.
[00:04:29] Speaker C: Which is. He's the only one that could have a play.
[00:04:31] Speaker A: Dancers are enances like, you know, a good amount. They.
[00:04:34] Speaker C: But I would say multiverse. You know, that they could bring anybody back.
[00:04:38] Speaker A: Yeah. Well, secret. Secret wars is a multiversal war. That's exactly what secret was. Yes. It's a multiversal war between superheroes and villains across everything.
[00:04:47] Speaker C: Did you want shift off that? If we talk about what's going on with Kang, are they going to do something different with him?
[00:04:53] Speaker A: Because I think that they. They might have.
[00:04:57] Speaker B: Because I thought that we'll just recast.
[00:05:00] Speaker C: I don't know if they.
[00:05:01] Speaker A: I don't know. I think they might. They might jump over, which is hard for them to jump over. But I just want to let you. I want to let you also know that's why justin's gonna be tough for you. You wait until Monday tomorrow at studio h, which is, like, the big place where they do all the reveals. You're gonna hear so much Marvel news that's gonna make you fucking go nuts. Go nuts.
[00:05:21] Speaker B: I'm just not gonna pay attention to it.
[00:05:23] Speaker A: So they do studio hall deal. They're doing the San Diego comic Con, and marvel was. Was finally got back there after two years. And last night, obviously, they had, you know, Sean levy who. That dude.
Oh, just I can't wait for you to see it. I cannot wait for you to see it. Cause there's, like, so many moments in that movie that are, like, I tip my cap like, yo, this is so good.
[00:05:48] Speaker B: Well, I feel like Marvel has been on a downturn for a walk for a little bit.
[00:05:52] Speaker A: He lets you also know that, you know, it's.
[00:05:56] Speaker C: It's very of itself in.
[00:05:59] Speaker A: Of how, like, yeah. Marvel is in general where they're at and what's coming and every, like, if they do a such a good job of that. And I honestly felt like 2 hours was. Was enough.
[00:06:10] Speaker C: Yeah, 2 hours and eight minutes.
[00:06:11] Speaker A: I thought it was good.
[00:06:12] Speaker C: It wasn't long. Didn't feel long.
[00:06:14] Speaker A: It felt great. It really didn't feel like, oh, shit. Oh. I kept looking down, like. Like, damn, we only got an hour to go. Like, what. What could happen? And then, boom. Like, you know, I was like, wow. Like, I.
[00:06:25] Speaker B: A lot can happen.
[00:06:26] Speaker A: It's tough for you to. If it's tough for you to give it. Give it ten out of ten. I would give it. I would give it, like a 9.59.6 out of ten, for sure. Cause there was one. There was one thing that if I could change, I know what I would do.
[00:06:38] Speaker C: All right, so we should talk about that on Tuesday.
[00:06:40] Speaker B: So we had a guest come in yesterday that just. Your brother just blows my mind, is what your brother does. He blows it. He blows my mind every time. Doesn't ever cease to amaze me.
Former Red Sox player.
[00:07:00] Speaker A: Yeah. Johnny Damon.
[00:07:01] Speaker B: Johnny Damon comes in.
[00:07:03] Speaker C: Okay, so how did he blow your mind? Cause he thinks he's more important than Johnny Damon. Is that what you're gonna try?
[00:07:08] Speaker B: That's exactly what I'm gonna say. He comes to dinner, makes it this big deal. It's ten people. I'm coming to dinner. This kid leaves, tells Johnny Damon, goes out to dinner with Johnny Damon and big dogs. Johnny Damon tells Johnny Damon, hey, I got a men's league baseball game. I can only stay for, like, an hour, and then I'm getting out of here.
[00:07:30] Speaker A: Kid's got his swings in.
[00:07:32] Speaker B: That's crazy.
[00:07:32] Speaker C: He was talking to Johnny and being like, yeah, like, you know what I'm going through. I think grinding out.
[00:07:40] Speaker A: Someone, someone like Johnny Demon, though, is probably a little bit more grounded and, like, not as, like, big around, like, the stardom esque, like, you. Johnny theme could walk on. Like, we could walk on the street. And I bet you not a lot.
[00:07:54] Speaker B: Of people know he was out front, and everyone was asking him to take pictures like, as soon as he stepped out.
[00:07:59] Speaker A: Well, as soon as one person. I've noticed this before. As soon as one person asked to take a picture, everyone's gonna stop. Everyone's gonna ask to take a picture even if they don't know who it is.
[00:08:08] Speaker C: 100%.
[00:08:09] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:08:10] Speaker A: Like, I didn't even notice that. Like that. I don't ask.
[00:08:14] Speaker C: I'll never ask.
[00:08:15] Speaker A: I don't. That's so. That's so.
[00:08:17] Speaker C: It's not like that personally, but I would agree.
[00:08:21] Speaker B: I don't really do that much either. I think we only. I only did it one time. It was Peter Stormy. So it's like, how am I not gonna ask Peter Storm?
[00:08:28] Speaker A: I did it with Brian Brzeez. Cuz I would think, like, that's cool. Like, you know, I've been following that kid for a minute. Like, sport. For some sports. Athletes I will definitely.
[00:08:38] Speaker C: You are only sports. And that's it. So I'm surprised you wouldn't just go suck Johnny Damon's dick for.
[00:08:43] Speaker A: No, dude. No.
[00:08:45] Speaker B: I kind of look at him as.
[00:08:46] Speaker A: A traitor for a picture, like, at all.
[00:08:48] Speaker B: I think he's a trainer.
[00:08:49] Speaker C: He's a traitor. 2006.
[00:08:51] Speaker A: You guys forget he wore a fucking yankees uniform, right?
[00:08:53] Speaker B: Four years.
[00:08:54] Speaker C: Yeah, well, eucalyptus did it, too. But eucalyptus did it, like, way at.
[00:08:57] Speaker A: The end of his. Also a fucking goof, though.
Like, eucalyptus is another person. You think I'd be like.
[00:09:05] Speaker C: Yeah. How'd you get through the zone with that? We had batten stance. Yuke.
[00:09:10] Speaker A: Yo, you know, Kevin Euclid's never swung at a 30 pitch.
[00:09:13] Speaker C: Yeah. That's insane.
[00:09:15] Speaker A: That was crazy is that I almost.
[00:09:17] Speaker C: Beat the piss out of my kid for swinging at a 20 pitch.
[00:09:19] Speaker A: Yo, there's so many. There's so many stats in baseball that are wild that always come up on my timeline. That is one that really currently comes. Kevin Euclid and his whole career in a 30 count never swung the bat. You just let it go.
You just had to let it through.
[00:09:35] Speaker B: But here's the thing is, like, if you know that, you just gotta throw a fastball down the pipe, they.
[00:09:41] Speaker A: Yeah, if your pitcher, you definitely would like, hey, yo, he don't. He don't swing at 30 pitches. Fuck it. He's gonna. Wait.
[00:09:47] Speaker C: You think he would do it once and make someone pay and then.
No, no, never. Not one.
[00:09:53] Speaker A: Going to the game tomorrow? Oh, yeah, pumped.
[00:09:55] Speaker C: I couldn't even work anymore.
[00:09:58] Speaker A: Yeah. What do you mean?
[00:09:59] Speaker C: I feel like you never work and.
[00:10:01] Speaker A: I've been off this whole week.
[00:10:02] Speaker C: Yeah, you took a whole week off because your friend was in town?
[00:10:05] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:10:05] Speaker C: That's crazy.
[00:10:07] Speaker B: You must love your friend.
[00:10:09] Speaker C: Really love your friend.
[00:10:10] Speaker B: Loves him.
[00:10:11] Speaker A: It's my boy.
[00:10:13] Speaker B: Loves him. Any word on the shed yet?
[00:10:15] Speaker C: No, I. They're going silent on us. The Bobby D is just. He's going silent. I would say that that shed's not happening. I would say that thousand dollars is probably not happening either.
[00:10:25] Speaker B: You didn't get the thousand yet? Nothing.
Wow.
That's crazy. He was.
[00:10:32] Speaker C: If you want to be known as a deadbeat, be a deadbeat. Bobby D.
[00:10:39] Speaker B: That's crazy.
[00:10:40] Speaker A: He's got plenty of. He's got plenty of it to give out. So I'm.
[00:10:44] Speaker C: All we're asking for is a podcast shed.
[00:10:46] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:10:47] Speaker C: In the back.
[00:10:48] Speaker B: And, like, chip out. Chip in, too. It doesn't need to be.
[00:10:50] Speaker C: No, he should just build the whole thing top to bottom, especially for maintenance way, because guess what?
[00:10:54] Speaker B: The vigs running all the vid, the juices running. He doesn't always run it.
[00:10:59] Speaker A: The percentage is that man could go up. Yeah, yeah.
[00:11:03] Speaker C: Thousands. Like, come on now.
[00:11:05] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:11:06] Speaker C: With that 10% a day.
[00:11:07] Speaker A: Yeah. You think, like, it was. Do you think it was fun? You think it was fun for that? Yeah. He said to me at dinner, he's like, I didn't want to say it. I didn't, you know, I figured it would already been taken care of or else I would have said something to him. But, um, believe hal one, you know, that we were talking about the competition.
The main, like, the main motive behind that was to get, like, Nico shredded. I'm like, yeah, no, that didn't work. Hey, everybody was just, like, laughing and he's like, how do you. He's like, how do you do it? I'm like, I don't know. Do you, like, caught cancer for, like, three months and then just, like, let it go and, like, you just joking. But, dude, the little out. The little out. Something special, man. That dish is.
[00:11:54] Speaker C: Yeah, you just fucking.
[00:11:55] Speaker A: It's crazy. It's not.
[00:11:57] Speaker C: You couldn't lose the weight, though. You're even fucking pink sauce.
[00:12:01] Speaker A: Time out, bro. That's the first time ever I've had pasta in months. I don't. I don't eat pasta. Like, during, like, during this weather. My body doesn't crave for pasta at all.
[00:12:11] Speaker B: No, it's cold weather.
[00:12:12] Speaker A: Yeah, but. But that. Or, like, all the fall, spring, anything. Anything but summer. But, um.
[00:12:19] Speaker B: Wow.
[00:12:20] Speaker A: And then, Justin. Wow, you fucking put a lot of cheese on that fucking pizza, dude. That pizza look like it at last night, you said dandruff.
[00:12:30] Speaker C: There's no way he felt good after that.
[00:12:31] Speaker A: But I can't even say two words. I legit fuck. I fuck everything up with that. I toasted, bro, what kind of cheese?
[00:12:41] Speaker B: How many people liking that in when I put. Reposted it just because of the cheese I put on people. Good people replying to.
[00:12:50] Speaker A: How about people replying to. Because I can obviously see it. I have the account on my phone to people replying to the palm scene, everyone replying to the story. I'm like, what the fuck is going on? So I go ahead and look at this story, put up this toys. Like, sorry, guys, not gonna be able to be recorded.
Some real life.
[00:13:08] Speaker B: I didn't put that up.
[00:13:10] Speaker C: Which one of you put it up? The story.
[00:13:12] Speaker A: All right, well, I would never post something like that. Like, that's totally you to me.
[00:13:16] Speaker C: It wasn't me.
[00:13:16] Speaker A: That's you.
[00:13:17] Speaker B: It wasn't me. Absolutely not.
[00:13:19] Speaker A: What?
[00:13:19] Speaker C: It wasn't me. I replied to it.
[00:13:21] Speaker A: You did reply to it. You said, bones, honestly, no one gives a shit or something. Like, I didn't know. Look at it.
[00:13:27] Speaker B: I absolutely did not post that. A thousand percent.
[00:13:30] Speaker A: What?
[00:13:30] Speaker C: Okay, maybe some of these got guard in the brain.
[00:13:33] Speaker B: If it was definitely Al, you think.
[00:13:36] Speaker C: I answered it with. Answered a story with my other account? Yeah, Bones, no one cares.
[00:13:43] Speaker A: Oh, yo, y'all got me fucked up out. You replied to it. And I looked at and I'm like, what the fuck is that?
Definitely.
[00:13:50] Speaker C: Was it because anyone even cares?
[00:13:52] Speaker A: No, no, not at all. We have, like, fucking 30 people that listen. We do have people that listen, though, guys.
[00:14:00] Speaker C: We probably legitimately have, like, 300. That's the crazy part.
[00:14:04] Speaker A: No, but we like. I know people like, oh, you guys talk about that on the pocket?
[00:14:07] Speaker B: I'm like, yeah, people listen in private. They don't. It's like being a trump voter. Yeah, it's like that. Or it's like a band you don't want everyone else to listen to so they don't blow up. So it's like your little secret band is what our podcast is.
[00:14:23] Speaker C: So you think that's the only thing that's holding us back, is that people don't want to talk about us?
[00:14:27] Speaker B: Yep.
[00:14:28] Speaker C: No, you live in, like, the craziest world. Like a crazy reality.
[00:14:32] Speaker B: They don't want to share it. They don't want to leave comments about it, but they'll secretly listen. They hate listening.
[00:14:37] Speaker C: Yeah, there's a lot of hate listening. I can see that.
[00:14:39] Speaker B: Which is. All right, go fuck yourself.
[00:14:42] Speaker C: I hate listening to it.
[00:14:43] Speaker B: So I couldn't even tell you the last time I re listened to an episode.
[00:14:47] Speaker C: All right, let me ask you this question, because it somewhat blew my mind a little bit.
[00:14:52] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:14:53] Speaker C: That pizza bagel place and Chelsea.
[00:14:57] Speaker B: Yeah, what's it called? Are they still there?
[00:14:59] Speaker C: Still?
[00:14:59] Speaker B: Yeah, I couldn't tell you.
[00:15:01] Speaker A: Yo, I have a fire. Pizza bagel spot. Just saying. I know you guys remember the one place, elm street, right over here in Everett, on my way to my home and Chelsea.
[00:15:08] Speaker C: What it's called?
[00:15:09] Speaker A: No, I do not. Cuz I don't know nothing about pizza bagels. But I know that my buddy told me once.
[00:15:13] Speaker B: I know cats. Is it cats?
[00:15:15] Speaker A: Yes, yes, it is.
[00:15:16] Speaker C: Nice bakery, right?
[00:15:17] Speaker A: Cats. Because don't they have like, actual bagels?
[00:15:20] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, actual bagels.
[00:15:22] Speaker A: Like a bagel shop.
[00:15:23] Speaker C: It's cats bagels, right? In Chelsea.
[00:15:25] Speaker A: Gotta love a bagel shop. Good bagel shop.
[00:15:27] Speaker B: Like how I just pulled that out of my ass, by the way.
[00:15:29] Speaker C: No, because everyone knows that. You should know that on the first thing, so I'm not giving you any.
[00:15:33] Speaker B: Yeah, but you didn't know.
[00:15:34] Speaker C: What's that subplace in reveal?
[00:15:35] Speaker B: You didn't know it either, though.
[00:15:38] Speaker C: Is it called judile?
[00:15:39] Speaker A: Is there a bunch of jews running around?
[00:15:41] Speaker B: You didn't know it either?
[00:15:44] Speaker C: I know it.
[00:15:47] Speaker B: The thing is cats, baby.
[00:15:48] Speaker C: Do you know it's not actually pronounced cats?
[00:15:50] Speaker B: What is it pronounced?
[00:15:52] Speaker C: Kate's?
[00:15:52] Speaker B: No, it's not.
[00:15:53] Speaker C: I swear to God.
[00:15:54] Speaker A: Is it jewish?
[00:15:55] Speaker B: There's no eating it.
[00:15:58] Speaker C: Okay. Someone put this up on their story, and I was like, listen, it's like KTZ, right? Katz.
[00:16:03] Speaker A: Yeah, like cats.
[00:16:05] Speaker C: It's cats.
[00:16:05] Speaker B: It's a jewish deli. It's a jewish bagel place.
[00:16:09] Speaker C: I agree.
[00:16:10] Speaker B: It's not. Kate.
[00:16:13] Speaker C: We'Re gonna call now.
Listen to what they say.
They fucking not open.
Keep.
[00:16:33] Speaker A: Speak to me.
[00:16:34] Speaker C: Hi, I just had a quick question. How do you pronounce your name? Is it cats or Kate's?
[00:16:39] Speaker B: The first one.
[00:16:41] Speaker C: Cats.
Kate's. Okay, perfect. I had a little argument with somebody, they didn't believe me.
[00:16:47] Speaker B: Lots of arguments over our name, you know.
[00:16:49] Speaker C: My father says, what's he saying?
[00:16:51] Speaker B: You don't care what you call us.
[00:16:53] Speaker C: As long as you come.
Money's green, right?
[00:16:57] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:16:58] Speaker C: All right, we'll see you. We'll see you in like 20 minutes.
[00:17:02] Speaker B: Thank you.
[00:17:03] Speaker C: All right, bye.
[00:17:05] Speaker A: Why got a lie to the guy?
[00:17:06] Speaker B: I don't know. He's.
[00:17:07] Speaker C: Now I'm gonna go after.
[00:17:08] Speaker B: He's gonna be.
[00:17:08] Speaker A: I'll go with you. Like, we have to go now.
[00:17:11] Speaker B: He's gonna be waiting.
[00:17:17] Speaker A: Let him tell you what his father says and all that, which was great. That was fantastic. I was like, wow, this is. All right. We'll be there 20 minutes. What the fuck do knowing not.
[00:17:30] Speaker B: That's crazy.
[00:17:32] Speaker C: That place has been an institution. They probably been open for, like, where did you.
[00:17:35] Speaker B: Like, how did you hear someone put.
[00:17:36] Speaker C: It on their story? They said, how do you pronounce it? And it was cats. Like, how you normally pronounce it. And then they wrote it as kates. And I said, it's cats. And it was like, 85 cats. 15 kates. And I go, who's this moron? 15%. Like, how's this not 100?
[00:17:51] Speaker B: And they were right.
[00:17:52] Speaker C: She's like, call up. Call the place.
I'm like, no, there's no possible way. Like, I'm not even gonna waste my time. She's like, 100%, call up the place.
[00:18:01] Speaker B: That's crazy. That just blew my mind.
[00:18:03] Speaker C: Yeah, I think it's a mandela effect, though. Some type of thing happened or.
[00:18:07] Speaker B: Our parents were just retarded and always just said cats.
[00:18:10] Speaker C: My mother for a while, was going to yoga classes, and she was going to yogurt class.
[00:18:15] Speaker B: Yogurt.
[00:18:16] Speaker C: So. And she says, target is target.
[00:18:18] Speaker B: Do you remember Walmart? Didn't they all do goat yoga? Didn't they all the whole. All the girls?
[00:18:23] Speaker C: Yeah, goat yoga definitely did. You did goat yoga, right?
Huh? You did goat yoga, right?
[00:18:29] Speaker B: Why?
[00:18:32] Speaker C: Doesn't make any sense. It was just so they could have a picture with goats standing on their back.
[00:18:36] Speaker B: That's so dumb.
[00:18:37] Speaker A: How.
[00:18:37] Speaker B: How long until she starts filling these up with water and not drinking them?
[00:18:43] Speaker C: Oh, pretty fast, dude.
[00:18:45] Speaker A: These are fucking sick. How much were these, if you don't mind me asking?
[00:18:48] Speaker C: $25.
[00:18:49] Speaker A: That's. That's such a fucking. That's a steal.
[00:18:53] Speaker C: Justin said it was so expensive when he walked, he goes, 25.
[00:18:57] Speaker A: No, that's, like the maximum. Mac, 30.
[00:19:00] Speaker B: I mean, maybe spending $50 on.
[00:19:02] Speaker C: I could go for a pizza bagel if we're being honest.
[00:19:04] Speaker B: Yeah, 100%. I'll end this podcast.
[00:19:07] Speaker A: We've you now just made it a priority. We have.
[00:19:10] Speaker B: This is. This is how far I will go, is I will pause this podcast. I will go to cats bagels. I'll come back and then resume the podcast while eating a cat's bagel. Because we told the guy 20 minutes. That's as far as I'll go.
[00:19:25] Speaker C: And then the rest probably told him that, you know, 20 minutes isn't always 20 minutes.
[00:19:29] Speaker B: The rest of the problem.
[00:19:31] Speaker A: My father also told me people that said that they're gonna be here until 20 minutes. Usually just don't show up. Yeah, no, no, we got to show up.
[00:19:40] Speaker B: All I'm saying is the rest of this podcast episode is brought to you by Kate's bagels.
[00:19:45] Speaker C: Kate's bagels.
[00:19:46] Speaker A: Kate's bagels. Dude, pizza bagels are a fucking. That's a good. That's a good thing. That's a good amount.
[00:19:52] Speaker B: You gotta get them fresh, because I remember back in the day, you could. They have some just out on the counter?
[00:19:57] Speaker C: No, you gotta get them fresh once they're coming out.
[00:19:58] Speaker A: Yo, the ones over and then the other ones over at Elm street, there are dollar.
[00:20:03] Speaker C: How many you buy?
[00:20:04] Speaker A: Dude, they're a dollar. They're the size. They did this size bagel, like, right up at the top. This. A dollar. You could buy six of them. You go nuts.
[00:20:11] Speaker B: What was the. There used to be a bakery that sold pizza bagels that was on, like, near Northgate. What was that bakery when we were kid?
[00:20:22] Speaker C: You think it has positos?
[00:20:23] Speaker B: Yeah, it's on. On the other side. It's near where, like, the indian places, not where they. Maybe the KFC was a bakery on that side. We were young.
[00:20:37] Speaker C: No, I don't remember.
[00:20:38] Speaker B: It was a bakery there.
[00:20:41] Speaker A: On the right side.
[00:20:44] Speaker B: What's right?
[00:20:44] Speaker C: So you're never gonna find it. Like Esposito Sea.
[00:20:47] Speaker B: So wasn't it? Oh, no.
[00:20:48] Speaker A: Like, on going. Yeah, going.
[00:20:49] Speaker B: They never had pizza bagel.
[00:20:51] Speaker C: They might have had the best bakery pizza for a while, dude. They sold it. They sold it.
[00:20:56] Speaker B: And I think Lombardo's takes the cake in this area for a bakery pizza.
[00:21:02] Speaker A: I would say that you could. You could go. No. What's it? Torettas.
[00:21:05] Speaker C: Toretta's ain't bad if it's fresh.
[00:21:09] Speaker A: Manny's?
[00:21:09] Speaker C: Toretta's.
[00:21:09] Speaker A: You sell Manny's the best?
[00:21:11] Speaker C: No, Manny's is definitely the worst. They got fucking sweet sauce, dude.
[00:21:15] Speaker A: Why? What, is that a problem?
[00:21:17] Speaker C: I'm telling you right now. Who has the best bakery pizza in this area? Spinelli's in Lynnfield. Go get it as soon as it comes out of the oven. No, I'm telling you right now.
[00:21:25] Speaker A: Shit's okay. Washed up.
[00:21:28] Speaker C: Listen, they took that $10 million, $10.
[00:21:30] Speaker A: Billion they got, definitely put it into bakery.
[00:21:33] Speaker C: Into bakery pizza.
[00:21:34] Speaker A: I'm telling you, I want.
I need to be. I need to be steered the right way.
[00:21:40] Speaker B: Why can't you get that contract?
[00:21:42] Speaker C: I would give the fattest envelope to somebody for.
[00:21:44] Speaker B: How do you even, like, bid for that?
[00:21:46] Speaker C: I'd send him over to.
[00:21:49] Speaker B: How do you bid for that?
[00:21:53] Speaker C: I don't know how you bid. I think that was a no bid. I think that's why people got pissed. It was a no bid.
[00:21:57] Speaker B: You can't do that.
[00:21:58] Speaker C: Huh? It was a no bid job. They a was an emergency authorization.
God bless them.
[00:22:03] Speaker B: They must have known somebody. That's what it was.
[00:22:05] Speaker C: Oh, 100%. They knew somebody. They knew it was coming up. Someone gotta feed them. So I don't blame them at all for taking that contract.
[00:22:12] Speaker B: No, I would take, set up your.
[00:22:13] Speaker C: Family for life to feed some people that, like, if they're gonna die, if you don't feed them, who cares where the money's coming from? That's not on you. It's fucking. The government is the government's fault for letting them in here, not yours.
[00:22:24] Speaker B: It's actually only one person's fault. And she was in charge of the border, and it's now actually running for the president of the United States.
[00:22:31] Speaker C: That was a good, that was a pretty good transition. That was like pro transition.
[00:22:34] Speaker B: That was a pretty good transition to.
[00:22:36] Speaker C: Kamala Harris is running now against the Trumpster because Biden dropped out.
That was a shock. He was dropping.
[00:22:44] Speaker B: Yeah, I was real stunned.
[00:22:46] Speaker A: Yeah. She's really going to win.
[00:22:49] Speaker B: No, she's not winning nothing. She couldn't win a free raffle.
[00:22:52] Speaker C: Yeah, you never know.
[00:22:54] Speaker B: Literally the only thing she's been.
A couple steals.
[00:22:58] Speaker A: I've been, I've been fucking in shambles this. This whole week. I haven't.
[00:23:01] Speaker C: Well, I mean, you were 45 minutes late.
[00:23:03] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:23:04] Speaker C: Joe Biden had a better shot at coming on time than you today. I. We knew that.
[00:23:08] Speaker A: Speaker three.
[00:23:08] Speaker B: We don't have to get political. So that was the only really the comment I had. I just don't think she's going to win a. I'll leave it at that.
[00:23:15] Speaker C: Mom, you don't think Mamala is going to win?
[00:23:16] Speaker B: No, she's not winning.
[00:23:18] Speaker A: Who?
[00:23:18] Speaker C: That's their nickname, Mommala. She even has it on a bio on Instagram.
[00:23:22] Speaker B: No one even.
[00:23:23] Speaker A: You're a fucking loser. I don't take, you can say I don't take you seriously at all. She just speaks if you have a nickname in your bio. I don't even have sneaky nick in my bio, you stupid bitch. No one fucking cares. Real talk, mom.
[00:23:38] Speaker C: I think you make slap you like talk.
[00:23:41] Speaker B: Have you heard her speak?
[00:23:42] Speaker A: She's talking. This is me off. She pisses me off 10 seconds and I want a full blown head.
[00:23:50] Speaker C: Also said that Deadpool was inappropriate and.
[00:23:53] Speaker A: That it probably didn't. She probably did. She could take a katana down the throat.
[00:23:58] Speaker C: She said, studio asians for studio home bounces.
[00:24:02] Speaker A: The guy's talking shit to him and he just bounces his kits on.
[00:24:06] Speaker C: That's like.
[00:24:10] Speaker A: My fucking.
[00:24:11] Speaker C: Yeah, that was probably the best.
[00:24:15] Speaker A: That hold. That was crazy. That was nuts. That's like how. That's what you see. A kick off. Holy shit.
[00:24:23] Speaker B: We are talking of the movies. I only had one other topic and.
[00:24:26] Speaker A: It'S like how I'm cut you off. I cut you off. Go ahead. Sorry.
[00:24:30] Speaker B: How trash IMAX is.
[00:24:32] Speaker C: It's overrated. It's. There's nothing.
[00:24:37] Speaker A: I'll do Dolby. I'll do Dolby cinema.
[00:24:39] Speaker C: Yep.
[00:24:39] Speaker A: That's the max. I'll go.
[00:24:41] Speaker B: I told me all day.
[00:24:42] Speaker C: You. Did you watch IMax last night with.
[00:24:44] Speaker A: Late. With. Dude, that's what I mean. I meant to. Said that to my. My boy Freddie, who got the tickets. So we got IMAX with lasers.
[00:24:53] Speaker C: Yeah, laser seats, though.
[00:24:55] Speaker A: Whether the shit normal for revered revere theater from 2008.
[00:25:01] Speaker C: That's why we hate IMAX.
[00:25:02] Speaker A: That's what the fuck.
[00:25:04] Speaker C: Imax was good until they went to the. To the old seats once. Once recliners became like a standard. But they have recliners in IMAX.
[00:25:12] Speaker A: No, no, that's my point.
[00:25:13] Speaker B: That's why I talk. Even if you go to Redding, if you go to Jordan's, they're the same seats.
[00:25:19] Speaker C: Yes, they're. Just because they change everyone in.
[00:25:21] Speaker B: Yeah, they do seating like you're at a baseball game. It's like the same seats.
[00:25:25] Speaker C: It's. Yeah, it's. Oh three.
[00:25:26] Speaker A: It's. It is dog shit.
[00:25:28] Speaker B: It's a trophy.
[00:25:29] Speaker A: It's dog shit. And. And I don't even like the 4D shit with like, 3d. Yeah, no, give me two daughter 2d in a recliner.
[00:25:38] Speaker C: I'm happy.
[00:25:39] Speaker B: Dolby Digital.
[00:25:40] Speaker A: That movie. That movie theater that we remember when we all went to go see Top Gun, how everybody was like fucking Hallow. Or Halloween even. How spread out. Everybody was like, we're all in our own fucking recliner. You're sitting in one of those things.
[00:25:51] Speaker C: Assembly row.
[00:25:52] Speaker A: I could fall asleep. I could fall asleep in that fucking data etiquette.
[00:25:56] Speaker C: Since we're on Data's assembly, roll those side to side two seats with the recliners. Unbelievable purchase.
[00:26:04] Speaker B: They have them in. Um.
[00:26:06] Speaker C: I did something so ridiculous that I would have made fun of myself, but because of how far I away I was from everybody, I was probably 15, 20ft from the next person. Because of the. Because I was in my own section, I took my shoes off. I've never done that, bro.
[00:26:23] Speaker B: What the fuck is crazy, dude?
[00:26:25] Speaker A: I'm telling you, family. We have. We have a fucking pocket for some reason. Yeah. And they probably smell like.
[00:26:33] Speaker C: They didn't smell like from under cheese, okay? Didn't smell like provolone, people. Listen, I know it's fucking. I did something that was so ridiculous, but guess what? No one noticed because I was 20ft away from everybody. And I legitimately have never taken my shoes off in public.
[00:26:47] Speaker A: You did that yesterday.
[00:26:48] Speaker C: I did it yesterday.
[00:26:49] Speaker A: I like a big fucking movie.
[00:26:51] Speaker C: I'll never go back. Every time I'm in those little side seats.
[00:26:54] Speaker B: Those high seats are the best.
[00:26:55] Speaker C: Unbelievable.
[00:26:56] Speaker A: Was that where you were?
[00:26:57] Speaker C: I was in the side seats. I went to assembly. Rose in those sides. He's.
[00:27:00] Speaker A: We didn't have a side. We didn't have a side seat thing.
[00:27:02] Speaker C: Because you were an Imax.
[00:27:03] Speaker A: Oh, you didn't go imax? Okay.
[00:27:05] Speaker C: I went laser. Only laser wasn't.
[00:27:06] Speaker B: You have to go to, like, the digital laser is.
[00:27:11] Speaker C: You didn't. This laser and his imax.
[00:27:13] Speaker A: Laser, laser, taser, blazer, all kinds of aces.
[00:27:16] Speaker B: Yeah. So basically says laser. Those are, those. Those side seats are sick. They have like a little table.
[00:27:24] Speaker C: Yep.
[00:27:25] Speaker A: In the middle of nasty.
[00:27:27] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:27:28] Speaker A: And you could fuck over there.
[00:27:29] Speaker B: Amc and framingham, which they don't have here.
[00:27:33] Speaker A: Why would I ever go to that? You've been to that one.
[00:27:36] Speaker B: Yeah, well, I. When I worked at the post office.
[00:27:39] Speaker C: He used to just like, I should.
[00:27:40] Speaker B: Go take his break.
[00:27:41] Speaker A: And instead of killing yourself, you're like, let me go watch a movie.
[00:27:44] Speaker B: Well, my job there was so ridiculous. It took me like, 2 hours to do my whole job. So I had as an eight hour shift. You just get a kill.
[00:27:51] Speaker C: I don't know how you quit that job. He's got a two hour. He had 2 hours of work getting.
[00:27:55] Speaker A: Paid for 8 hours no one fucking cares about.
[00:27:57] Speaker B: Yeah. And I made 16 an hour after taxes was like, fucking third.
[00:28:01] Speaker C: You gotta pay the union.
[00:28:02] Speaker A: And.
[00:28:03] Speaker B: Yeah, it's like I had like twelve deductions out of my paycheck. My checks were like 280 a week.
[00:28:11] Speaker C: Actually.
[00:28:11] Speaker A: That's so sad.
[00:28:13] Speaker B: That's crazy.
[00:28:14] Speaker A: I will say that.
[00:28:16] Speaker B: Let me finish my thought after. I mean. So I would go to the movies there. They have those recliners. They have those side seats. And you order right there and they bring it to you. Yeah, that's whatever you want. They have like, a full blown restaurant. I can go. I can order a cheeseburger and they'll bring me.
[00:28:32] Speaker C: Is it a good cheeseburger?
[00:28:33] Speaker B: Yeah, it's pretty decent for, like, a movie theater fucking thing.
[00:28:36] Speaker A: All right, all right.
[00:28:37] Speaker C: I like how these two are just sitting, eating their breakfast.
[00:28:40] Speaker B: It's basically chunky. I know. What is he playing? Backyard baseball.
[00:28:43] Speaker C: Playing, like, his version. It's called baseball 69.
[00:28:46] Speaker B: Is Pablo in it? Pablo?
[00:28:48] Speaker C: Santa's favorite game timeouthe baseball nine is called.
[00:28:52] Speaker A: That's not back at baseball.
[00:28:53] Speaker C: It's similar, though.
[00:28:55] Speaker A: Real play. Do they have real plays?
[00:28:57] Speaker C: No. You can make it play as though. It's very similar, though.
Oh, so he made his full main team.
[00:29:06] Speaker A: You customize the whole team? I'm down with that. I do that all the time. I've been. I literally just been recruiting.
[00:29:13] Speaker C: Fucking juice.
[00:29:13] Speaker A: I've been. I've been recruited fake. Fucking fake kids for the past week now to come to Tennessee. So don't worry. I understand. So I'm literally all over the nation.
[00:29:24] Speaker B: Yeah, I've been. I'm on in my dynasty. I'm on year four.
[00:29:28] Speaker A: Holy shit.
[00:29:29] Speaker B: Am I? Yeah, I've been playing.
[00:29:31] Speaker A: You're ahead of me.
[00:29:32] Speaker B: I've been playing.
[00:29:33] Speaker A: That's fun. Oh, yeah. It's crazy, right?
[00:29:35] Speaker B: Yeah, it's fucking lit. And not only 530.
[00:29:39] Speaker A: Last night, pissed off about some kid that fucking flipped on me. I had. Oh, my God. Caleb Downs. You guys will hear about Caleb Downs. He's going to play on Sundays. Caleb Downs plays. Plays as safety in Ohio State. I know after my first year, he went into the transfer portal. I just won the national title. Nikola Malave won the Heisman. Tennessee Rocky top is on top. That's what fucking Chris Fowler says when we won the national title.
[00:30:06] Speaker C: What's that guy's name? Nico. What?
[00:30:07] Speaker A: Nico Olimalave.
[00:30:09] Speaker C: Now, that's a sick name.
[00:30:10] Speaker B: That isn't.
[00:30:11] Speaker A: He's sick, bro. That's my. That's my highest. Oh, I did want to get into my future football, because football training camp starts around the corner.
[00:30:19] Speaker C: It's already started.
[00:30:20] Speaker A: Yeah, I know.
[00:30:20] Speaker C: Cats have stopped. Three days ago. Two days ago.
[00:30:23] Speaker A: He's six foot six. True freshman kids, dual threat.
[00:30:28] Speaker C: It's a real player.
[00:30:29] Speaker A: Cause I. Nicole Milavey's. He's the number one. He's, like, the number one rated kid in this class that was ready to go this year.
[00:30:34] Speaker C: Oh, is he the Tennessee kid?
[00:30:36] Speaker A: Yes.
[00:30:36] Speaker C: Okay. Okay. Yes.
[00:30:37] Speaker A: Huge Hawaiian yes. Yeah. Like, a little bit longer, but he can move and he can huck it.
[00:30:44] Speaker C: He looks like he played great flag football. Like, that'd be like a prototypical flag football.
[00:30:48] Speaker A: Yeah. Well, they. They also now they do like all those seven on sevens. Yeah, yeah, he. He's the man.
[00:30:55] Speaker C: Nicole.
[00:30:56] Speaker A: Nicole Malave.
[00:30:57] Speaker B: Nico.
[00:30:58] Speaker A: Nico. And he spells Nico the same way I spell my name, so that's pretty dope.
[00:31:02] Speaker B: Somebody came in named Nico yesterday, and I ko, and I was just embarrassed after. Write it.
[00:31:08] Speaker C: Two brothers on Alby's team. That one's mako and one's Nico.
[00:31:12] Speaker A: No way.
[00:31:12] Speaker C: Swear to God. Look, he's shaking his head.
[00:31:15] Speaker A: You have a mako and Niko?
[00:31:16] Speaker C: Yeah. Two brothers. Greek kids.
[00:31:18] Speaker B: That's funny.
[00:31:19] Speaker A: Greek kids. Are they losers? But that's cool.
No. So where are we? The only thing that I would say back to the movie point, I don't want to jump back too quick. Another downfall of why the ducks points. Yo. 33 minutes.
33 minutes of previews.
[00:31:35] Speaker B: And scroll.
[00:31:36] Speaker A: It was way too many.
[00:31:37] Speaker C: There was a lot that was.
[00:31:38] Speaker B: They used to everyone being late. I guess I didn't get to see.
[00:31:42] Speaker C: The gladiator trailer because I was there.
It wasn't as bad as Justin made it seem to be. It wasn't. Denzel wasn't like, full training.
[00:31:50] Speaker A: No, because the one that they showed in the movie showed actually, like, less Denzel than the one that I seen on my phone. Yeah, you like, barely seen, but now I understand it.
I get that a little bit. Denzel. I think Denzel's gonna be, like, puppeting Maximus, his kid.
[00:32:09] Speaker C: Yeah, he seems like he's a second.
[00:32:11] Speaker A: Fiddle, while Pedro Pascal seems like a good dude, but, like, has to fight for those weird fucking pale people. I don't know. I don't care.
[00:32:20] Speaker C: I'm down for that.
[00:32:21] Speaker A: Down.
[00:32:21] Speaker C: I'm so down.
[00:32:22] Speaker A: So down with the fucking roman empire. And then after figuring out that they actually would fill it up with water and put shocks in there with fucking.
[00:32:31] Speaker C: Making artsy, fucking foxy movies. No one gives a fuck about them.
[00:32:35] Speaker A: No one cares.
[00:32:36] Speaker C: Stop making these hangover movies. More and more and more and more. This is what the summer's about. We need these type of movies. Deadpool, twisters, all these movies.
[00:32:45] Speaker A: I am excited to see. I am excited to see Twisters.
[00:32:48] Speaker C: Fucking brother. Did you hear that? He texted a group chat that we're all in this movie. Group chat. Because we went to one movie together that I don't think that you're in a. Because no one wants to listen to you.
And he's like, hey, you guys want to go see Twisters? Seven minutes later, he's putting up a thing. Hey, I'm going. He's walking in to see Twisters. So we asked people to.
Oh, he did a full review on it. I apologize. He's a few of the review.
[00:33:15] Speaker B: He asked us all to go, like, let's go for our next movie. Let's go see Twist's. Not like, hey, let's. Let's go to the movies tonight to see Twist's guys. Like, no, hey, let's plan to go. And then he is goes to see the movie right after.
[00:33:31] Speaker C: He probably already saw it. Yeah, probably in the middle of the movie.
[00:33:35] Speaker B: He's in the movie theater. Text in the group chat. You guys want to go see Twist?
[00:33:39] Speaker C: Yeah. You guys need something to eat?
[00:33:41] Speaker B: Let me see these halves.
[00:33:43] Speaker C: Oh, you got to get half some pieces. What, are you sick? If someone gives me a hole, if she brings in a hole, I throw it off her head.
[00:33:50] Speaker B: See, I like holes.
[00:33:51] Speaker C: No, you thought that was funny?
[00:33:54] Speaker A: Okay, back to the. Back to the football. So back to the football point.
Yeah. Two long trailers. That that kid. That's number one kid, bro. I was working on him in the transfer portal. I had him, and then all of a sudden, yo, I almost brought. I almost punched my fucking wall. That's how, like, fucking delirious I was. That's how late it was that I was trying to get this kid. He flipped, went to Georgia. I was so fucking mad. So mad. But now I got all new p. It's mad fun. I'm having so much fun. Fun. It's great.
[00:34:23] Speaker C: When are we gonna get, like, bo?
[00:34:25] Speaker A: Like. Like, full, yo, we're gonna get boat. We're gonna get Bo. Bo will be coming up at the beginning next week, without a doubt, with my friend in town. There's a lot of. It's.
[00:34:33] Speaker C: They just mean, this is getting annoying that, like, Freddy's ruining everything.
[00:34:37] Speaker A: It's just. It's just a speed bump I'm not worried about missing.
[00:34:41] Speaker C: You could have got so much bullshit done, and it's all because you want to, like, he could for a week.
[00:34:47] Speaker A: No.
[00:34:47] Speaker C: Definitely helped you.
[00:34:48] Speaker A: No.
[00:34:49] Speaker C: Yeah, he definitely could.
[00:34:50] Speaker A: All beeping dude.
[00:34:52] Speaker C: Not 30, 40 minutes.
[00:34:54] Speaker A: Not.
[00:34:54] Speaker B: It's so basically cool. I started with the freshman, so on Boise State.
Okay, I played. I played that. Why?
[00:35:04] Speaker C: I just hate that high score in Boise State.
[00:35:07] Speaker A: I'm like. I used to like Boise State.
[00:35:10] Speaker C: Like the blue turf, because I always.
[00:35:13] Speaker A: Get, oh, no, you should have went. You should have went to cold. You should have went the coastal Carolina instead.
[00:35:18] Speaker B: Well, I went to both.
[00:35:20] Speaker A: David teal Field. You can't have a blackfield.
[00:35:23] Speaker C: Someone has a dock field.
[00:35:25] Speaker A: Oh, someone has a redfield. Maybe that's what I'm thinking San Diego. Yeah.
[00:35:28] Speaker C: San Diego State.
[00:35:29] Speaker A: Sand. That's another. That would be another nasty voter.
[00:35:32] Speaker B: Bowling green has the orange field.
[00:35:33] Speaker A: No, I don't believe so. I don't know.
[00:35:37] Speaker C: I always get bowling green. And Boise.
[00:35:39] Speaker B: Boise State has a blue field that's.
[00:35:42] Speaker A: Known for the blue field. But Carolina. Eastern Carolina has, like, a teal one.
[00:35:46] Speaker B: But Boise State, they weren't like. They're not that good, so that's why. No, I wanted to be them.
[00:35:51] Speaker A: No, you actually have. You have.
You have a nasty quarterback.
[00:35:56] Speaker B: No, I know.
[00:35:57] Speaker A: His name's Malachi. His name's Malachi Nelson.
[00:36:00] Speaker B: Yeah, he's dope.
[00:36:02] Speaker A: Yeah. He left. He left Oklahoma.
[00:36:04] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:36:04] Speaker C: There's a lot of mallet.
[00:36:05] Speaker B: Mall national championships. And then got. He was gonna go into. Into.
[00:36:10] Speaker C: Do you think that's a little unrealistic, that Boise state's gonna win a national title?
[00:36:14] Speaker B: It doesn't matter. It's video games.
[00:36:18] Speaker A: One, let alone three.
[00:36:19] Speaker B: Yes. So basically, he. I've just been, like, building that team now. I drafted. I just drafted.
[00:36:29] Speaker C: Do you play on rookie?
[00:36:30] Speaker B: No, I don't plan rookie. And it's called freshman, not rookie.
[00:36:34] Speaker C: Okay, so he plays on freshman.
[00:36:35] Speaker A: Freshman Vos, the all American Heisman.
[00:36:38] Speaker B: I play an all American.
[00:36:40] Speaker C: What do you plan?
[00:36:41] Speaker A: All American?
[00:36:43] Speaker C: Nah. Yeah, you got freshmen written all over you. Sophomore. You want to do your dances, and.
[00:36:48] Speaker A: I know how to play the game.
[00:36:50] Speaker C: You keep saying you are, like, really good at it.
[00:36:53] Speaker A: I know how to play the game.
[00:36:55] Speaker B: Basically, what I was getting at is you can edit players, but you can't.
[00:36:59] Speaker A: But I.
[00:36:59] Speaker B: Their stats. You can edit their name and then their eyes.
[00:37:03] Speaker A: You can edit their name. And I thought the only thing you couldn't edit was their name and number because of. And because of nil.
[00:37:09] Speaker B: You can't do their number.
[00:37:10] Speaker A: Oh, that's right. Because of name alikeness.
[00:37:12] Speaker B: You can do the name, but I'm talking now. I'm four years in. They're just computer generated people.
[00:37:17] Speaker A: They're all computer generated. Courtney Lemon was my top. My top guy. Yeah.
[00:37:20] Speaker B: So now I got courtney lemon, I got three. My quarterback, my running back, and my wide receiver all just created, like, I changed the name.
[00:37:32] Speaker C: What are their names?
[00:37:32] Speaker B: I got banana cozy is my running back, J bones is my quarterback, and Santino is my wide receiver, but they're all 75, so I'm just rebuilding them now.
[00:37:45] Speaker A: That's wild.
[00:37:48] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:37:48] Speaker A: That's a free Justin.
[00:37:50] Speaker C: The father, son, the holy spirit Justin.
[00:37:54] Speaker A: I thought you would have made, like, maybe, like, some of, like, us or, like, how am I gonna make you.
[00:37:59] Speaker B: Guys and my boy, you mean.
[00:38:07] Speaker C: And then you see justin's in the multiverse in.
[00:38:11] Speaker B: Now you're getting it.
[00:38:13] Speaker A: You are. You literally have.
[00:38:15] Speaker B: I didn't make a Justin.
[00:38:16] Speaker A: You have multiple variants on your fucking team.
[00:38:20] Speaker B: Three different variants.
[00:38:21] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:38:21] Speaker B: I'm actually gonna change my team name.
[00:38:25] Speaker C: Deadpool variants in this movie than Justin.
[00:38:28] Speaker A: Has on your sick Justin. That sickening, boys.
[00:38:33] Speaker B: That's so gay. I actually make a Freddie.
[00:38:36] Speaker A: I actually think Freddie catches his ball.
I actually think. No, I think I actually will make.
[00:38:42] Speaker C: Freddie San Ellie with the cellie.
[00:38:44] Speaker A: I'm gonna. I'm gonna probably.
I'll do a dynasty. I'll start a different one. We'll take a vote in the group where. Where I'd want to start, and I'll put you guys on the team, and let's see how you do. You'll be true freshman, so you'll get three. I'll pick a true freshman. So you get three years of going at it, and we'll see how you will see how you do. I think that's fun.
[00:39:04] Speaker C: I don't want to be a skill position. I want to be a God.
Put me as a God.
[00:39:09] Speaker B: Senna. No, make him a Senna.
[00:39:12] Speaker C: Why?
[00:39:12] Speaker A: Because that's annoying. That's ridiculous.
[00:39:15] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I want you to block.
[00:39:18] Speaker A: No, that's so fucking stupid.
I have so. So, yeah. Training camp coming up, right?
We don't have to write it down right now and take all of our stuff. I just want to. I just want to put my. Put my foot down on who I have for what.
Okay.
[00:39:38] Speaker C: Why are you looking at that?
[00:39:39] Speaker A: So I. Oh, okay. Go ahead. Go ahead.
[00:39:42] Speaker C: At one point, you know that I thought I was going to be, like, a professional running back.
[00:39:47] Speaker B: Yeah, of course you did.
[00:39:49] Speaker C: I tell him my 3rd, 4th grade.
[00:39:50] Speaker A: Teacher, you loved Emmett Smith, though.
[00:39:52] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:39:53] Speaker A: Okay, so that's. Dude, I was running up the bunker.
[00:39:56] Speaker C: Hill monument, flying up the steps, and I remember, like, we had a field trip there, and I was just fucking chugging up those steps, and she's like, why are you working these steps that hard? Pretty much. She's like, slow down. I'm like, oh, I'm gonna be in the NFL. And I just ran up as fast as I could up the bunker Hill monument steps. A couple thousand steps. Yeah, I believe it all because I thought that was gonna help me become a professional athlete. It didn't.
[00:40:18] Speaker A: Are we not allowed to bet on Heisman winners, or did they take the fucking thing off? I'm going with a.
[00:40:25] Speaker C: You're doing Heisman winners? He's not gonna win the Heisman in his freshman year.
[00:40:28] Speaker A: Of course he is.
[00:40:29] Speaker C: Okay.
[00:40:30] Speaker A: But. All right, needless to say, who I'm going with for my super bowl, and I can't believe that it's that far down. It's now 15 to one. Okay, so that's one pick the Lions. No, picking the Bengals.
[00:40:43] Speaker C: I see.
[00:40:44] Speaker A: I'm picking the Bengals and it's probably.
[00:40:46] Speaker B: Going to be Houston.
[00:40:47] Speaker A: I want the seasonal, I want the doubling down. This is called the double down, the double dip. Do they have it? Yes, plus 200. Pair that up with Joe Burrow. Come back, play the year.
[00:40:58] Speaker B: Well, that's.
[00:40:59] Speaker C: Well, yeah. Come back, play the.
[00:41:01] Speaker A: No. Why Aaron Rodgers. Look at all, dude, look at all.
[00:41:04] Speaker C: These names that are on the Aaron Rogers.
[00:41:05] Speaker A: Aaron Rogers sucks. Kirk Cousins. Anthony Richards.
[00:41:09] Speaker C: Why would Kirk Cousins be comeback player?
[00:41:12] Speaker A: Who's a real one that's out there? 13 one. Nick Chubb.
[00:41:15] Speaker B: He's definitely not going to be the comeback player of the year.
Was folded like an accordion.
[00:41:22] Speaker A: Somebody Justin has to win.
[00:41:23] Speaker B: This going to be borrow or Aaron Rogers.
[00:41:26] Speaker C: Do they have Mac Jones on the list?
[00:41:29] Speaker A: No, no, they don't. They the.
[00:41:32] Speaker C: My question.
[00:41:33] Speaker A: Daniel Jones on this list. My questions. Deshaun Watson. Justin Herbert.
[00:41:38] Speaker B: He broke his thumb, didn't he?
[00:41:41] Speaker C: I don't remember. I don't remember any of those.
[00:41:43] Speaker A: Talk about a guy that's like plummeting. I feel like he's so mid.
[00:41:47] Speaker C: Trevor Lawrence sucks, dude.
[00:41:49] Speaker A: But him and Justin Herbert. I can't get it now.
[00:41:51] Speaker B: Herbert lost. Keenan Allen.
[00:41:53] Speaker A: Herbert lost. They took everything from him.
[00:41:56] Speaker B: He's got.
[00:41:56] Speaker A: They cut Mike Williams.
[00:41:58] Speaker C: Ecklist gone.
[00:41:59] Speaker A: Nope. Eckler's on the commanders.
[00:42:01] Speaker B: Commanders. Yeah.
[00:42:02] Speaker A: Drafted. They drafted lad McConkly.
[00:42:05] Speaker B: He could get a comeback player. The.
[00:42:09] Speaker C: Get hurt.
[00:42:11] Speaker A: Well, he just get hurt for a significant amount of time, I'm guess.
[00:42:15] Speaker B: But he played atrocious or someone.
[00:42:17] Speaker C: That sucks. So like Mac Jones, you know, taking over over to Sean Watts.
[00:42:21] Speaker A: You think that's worth it? 33 to one plus 3300.
[00:42:25] Speaker C: I don't think they'll give it to him because he raised an.
[00:42:27] Speaker A: Our bet is still is still here.
[00:42:29] Speaker B: What was it? They're not winning more than four games.
[00:42:31] Speaker A: No, we're the last. Remember where the last was supposed to be the last winning team?
[00:42:37] Speaker B: Oh, the last team to win.
[00:42:38] Speaker C: Well, that's going to be said. That's such a bad.
[00:42:40] Speaker A: Okay, I just want you to know we got it at plus. We got it at plus 600, Albuquerque.
[00:42:46] Speaker C: You want to go train in camp? I know for the Patriots. See how Drake May throws the ball.
He's throwing dimes.
[00:42:53] Speaker B: Right.
[00:42:53] Speaker A: Worst regular season record we have.
We have the favorite at plus 340. The next team that's closer is plus six. And like, that is true, though. I think as a team, we are. We are better than the Broncos and the Panthers.
[00:43:07] Speaker C: 100%.
[00:43:08] Speaker A: And those two teams have Panthers.
[00:43:10] Speaker B: Just. What's his name, though? Who's there on the back now?
[00:43:14] Speaker C: We have a legit lockdown defense. This is what people don't get. I'm not saying we're winning games. Yes, we do. We have a lockdown, Justin.
[00:43:22] Speaker A: We got it. Plus 600. It's now at plus 550. That's good. That's good value. Yeah, that's good value.
[00:43:27] Speaker B: I'll take that.
[00:43:28] Speaker A: That was over a month ago that we did that. Nah, dude. I don't know. I wouldn't put him in.
I wouldn't put him in. I heard the. It's the same difference. Al the lines. Fucking terrible.
[00:43:42] Speaker B: Very, very close, though, to NFL style. I'm very excited about that.
[00:43:47] Speaker A: We are.
[00:43:48] Speaker C: When's the hall of Fame game? It's gonna be next week. First week of August usually.
[00:43:53] Speaker B: No, I have an eight leg parlay.
[00:43:56] Speaker C: I'm gonna say it's August.
[00:43:58] Speaker A: Wait, what did you just say? You said you have an eight leg parlay.
[00:44:01] Speaker B: Yeah, I started at the end of last season.
[00:44:03] Speaker A: What? When things came out.
[00:44:06] Speaker B: Eight leg parlay. Buffalo Bills to win the east. AFC East. Houston to win AFC South. Bengals to win AFC North.
Kansas City to win AFC West. Dallas to win NFC east.
[00:44:20] Speaker A: That's what's going to fuck you.
[00:44:22] Speaker B: Atlanta to win NFC south.
[00:44:25] Speaker A: That's. I like that.
[00:44:26] Speaker B: Detroit to win NFC north and San Francisco to win NFC west.
[00:44:31] Speaker C: This is for this year coming up.
[00:44:33] Speaker B: Yes, I bet $10 to win. 4200.
Actually not that bad of a beta.
[00:44:39] Speaker A: If, I mean, take a peek at.
[00:44:42] Speaker B: Dallas might be the only, if you. Dallas is your problem and they always make it. They all.
[00:44:48] Speaker A: You love the Buffalo Bills. You're fucking.
[00:44:51] Speaker B: I think they're gonna be so high. I think they're gonna be decent this year. I do not, I don't think they're gonna win anything as far as, like, a championship, but I think this is.
[00:45:01] Speaker C: Miami's year to win the east, possibly. Yeah, that's my opinion. They haven't won it. Have they won it since they got Tyree kill? They kind of suck, too. People are all in on the jets.
I just hope that there's another catastrophic injury. That's to Aaron Rodgers.
[00:45:18] Speaker B: You see, he's trying to change the turf to grass.
[00:45:23] Speaker C: Everybody is.
[00:45:24] Speaker A: A lot of people. A lot of people are in favor of that because of, like, non contact acl injuries and the whole nine yards.
[00:45:30] Speaker B: Well, yeah, it's. I mean, I don't understand why. I mean, from my personal.
Is graph grass just too hot to upkeep?
[00:45:38] Speaker C: Yeah, I think so.
[00:45:39] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:45:39] Speaker C: But the point is little Koozie. This is Santino's koozie tonight. Godson. Add them to the list of godsons. It's too many. Too many to count.
[00:45:49] Speaker B: How many.
[00:45:50] Speaker A: God, you know how many kids you're responsible for if they kid? If they.
[00:45:53] Speaker C: I don't know. It's like eight or ten of them I got now.
[00:45:55] Speaker B: How? Oh, cuz Robin J cousins.
[00:45:59] Speaker C: So it's just too much. It's too much. I was gonna have a kid with some black girl, and I'm gonna have a little black godson soon, probably.
[00:46:07] Speaker A: Yeah, I'm gonna have that wall. Yeah. Cuz I'm not not having Skyler be the godmother.
[00:46:12] Speaker C: Wow.
[00:46:13] Speaker A: Absolutely not.
[00:46:14] Speaker B: Just drop the ball. Did you hear this one? Because we didn't even talk about it.
[00:46:17] Speaker C: I mean, we got so we got to talk about that.
[00:46:19] Speaker A: Mako a will not be the godson of my childhood.
[00:46:26] Speaker B: This is a great.
[00:46:27] Speaker A: Lucky enough he ends up on the groomsman of my wedding.
[00:46:31] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:46:31] Speaker A: But my father will fucking probably do disown me if I don't put him.
[00:46:34] Speaker B: In fat suck a text me and ask me if he could be a groomsman in my wedding that we don't have planned yet.
[00:46:43] Speaker A: Yeah, that's an odd ask. That's an odd ass.
[00:46:45] Speaker B: He goes, hey, can can I get a torture. Can I have a plus one to your wedding? I was like, what are you gonna do, bring a guy? And then he's like, well, could. I was really, really well wanted to know if I can be a groomsman. I'm like, what was he, like, drunk.
[00:47:00] Speaker C: And his family?
[00:47:01] Speaker B: I don't know, for like, two years. Kid, what are you talking about?
[00:47:07] Speaker A: I mean, to get invited is one thing. To ask to be in the wedding party is like a whole nother that it's, like, been asked to do that.
[00:47:15] Speaker C: I would actually like to never be in a perfect wedding ever again. Well, a shit ton of money for no.
[00:47:20] Speaker B: I mean, you're probably gonna be my best man.
[00:47:22] Speaker A: My boys are on just hoping it, like, falls apart.
[00:47:25] Speaker C: But think about, like, if your relationship falls apart.
[00:47:28] Speaker B: Yeah, that's not happening.
[00:47:30] Speaker C: No, it's not happening with your miserableness.
[00:47:33] Speaker B: Well, that's. She'll still stay for that if you think about it. Just my, the my party is gonna be, like, eight or nine people I know.
[00:47:45] Speaker C: It's a lot.
[00:47:45] Speaker B: It's crazy.
[00:47:47] Speaker A: It's a whole lot of jamming.
[00:47:48] Speaker C: Dude, do you know what Mike did to Jen? It was so funny.
[00:47:53] Speaker B: What?
[00:47:54] Speaker C: At his wedding, he's like, hey, they talked about it beforehand, and it was like. They were like, we don't want to invite all the friends. Cause they'll have too many friends. So she's like, she just invited, like, our sister and maybe, like, the sister in law.
[00:48:05] Speaker B: So maybe he invited all his friends.
[00:48:07] Speaker C: All of a sudden, he last minute decides, I'm just gonna ask everybody I know pretty much. It was, like, 15. Is it three?
[00:48:13] Speaker A: Two?
[00:48:14] Speaker B: No.
That's so funny.
[00:48:16] Speaker A: The back bar of that place was just flooded with Mike's friends.
[00:48:20] Speaker C: Yeah, well, that's usually what happens at weddings.
[00:48:23] Speaker A: Yeah, no, it's just, like, a bunch of his friends. It was, like a shit ton.
[00:48:28] Speaker C: Yeah, and it's like, you gotta have an even potty.
[00:48:31] Speaker B: You gotta have an even potty. Well, I mean, even for Sabrina, she has, like, three people that she can possibly ask, other than that'll probably be, like, the girls, so you should just.
[00:48:41] Speaker C: Keep it at the sex or whatever it is.
[00:48:42] Speaker B: Yeah, it'll probably be, like, all the girls.
[00:48:45] Speaker A: That's good. That's a good number. I'll probably. If I ever actually do tie the knot, I'd probably, uh oh.
[00:48:50] Speaker B: But we talk about, like, at, like, ten or eleven, we talk about your sister in this baptism because I don't know if you know this, and I found this out later.
We get to work, I text her and I go, hey, you didn't leave me his hat. Bring me his hat when he was baptized in, like, my center. The outfit.
Her and Albert split the fucking payment on the outfit.
You're supposed to, like, box it up and make, like, a thing after, like, a shadow boxes. Yeah, you put it in, like, a shadow box with, like, the rosary or the cross that they get in, like, it's blessed because of what he's baptized and that's what he's wearing. It's, like, has, like, significance. So I text her and I go, hey, you never gave me his hat. Can you bring it to work? She goes, yeah, no problem. I get to work. I go, did you bring the hat? She goes, well, actually, I've been meaning to tell you. I go, meaning to tell me what? She goes, that's not your hat. That was Lisa's hat for little Michael.
I go, what are you talking about? She goes, oh, yeah, your hat was stolen when I went on vacation, I had it mailed to my house, and somebody stole it. I go, why didn't you tell me? She goes, I was just too nervous to. I go, what? I go, I could have bought another hat. What are you talking about?
Did you let my question about this out on Friday?
[00:50:21] Speaker C: I'm piecing this shit together, too. I think Skyla's clearly retarded. I told her so. My opinion is that she didn't spend enough money on the cross.
[00:50:30] Speaker B: How much did you spend on the cross?
[00:50:31] Speaker C: I'm not getting into the numbers.
[00:50:33] Speaker B: $30.
[00:50:34] Speaker C: How much did you spend on this outfit?
[00:50:36] Speaker B: Me?
[00:50:37] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:50:37] Speaker B: Nothing.
[00:50:38] Speaker C: Well, no. What was the outfit cost?
[00:50:41] Speaker B: Like, $100?
[00:50:42] Speaker C: She said it was $170. Is that possible?
[00:50:45] Speaker B: I can look it up.
[00:50:48] Speaker C: I think that, in my mind, that's an insane amount of money for an outfit.
[00:50:52] Speaker B: That's a lot of money out there.
[00:50:53] Speaker C: It was 25 oz. Was like $33. It came with a hat, too, and he looked fine.
[00:51:00] Speaker A: I'll bless my kid in jean shorts and a t shirt. Is that.
[00:51:03] Speaker B: I gotta be honest with you. I don't think I would ever send her $170.
[00:51:06] Speaker C: She told me it was $170 for the outfit.
[00:51:11] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, it was.
[00:51:14] Speaker C: Where the fuck did you get this thing?
[00:51:21] Speaker B: It's a nice outfit.
[00:51:22] Speaker C: Dude, that is ridiculous. $170?
We went on.
[00:51:27] Speaker B: Amazon is separate.
[00:51:30] Speaker C: Hold on, hold on. The hat is 40, so it's $210 for the outfit.
[00:51:34] Speaker A: Oh, yo, what's going on, boys?
[00:51:38] Speaker C: Baptism outfit. Let's see what I can guarantee. I spent, like, 40 or $50 on it.
[00:51:44] Speaker B: Yeah, see, look how I was gonna buy it.
I didn't know that you guys were supposed to buy it.
[00:51:51] Speaker A: Justice was like, all I know is.
[00:51:53] Speaker C: That she cheaped out on the cross. I told her, you cheaped out on the cross. That's all I'll tell you.
[00:51:57] Speaker B: How much did she buy? What was it, dollar 20 on Amazon?
[00:52:00] Speaker C: I don't know. She said she bought it in person. She loved the look of it. When's he gonna wear it? I'm like, well, you spent 210 on the fucking outfit, dude.
She fucked up the whole thing.
[00:52:12] Speaker B: She's bringing across now.
[00:52:14] Speaker C: I feel like I have to give a cash gift to Santino now. Let's put it that way. That's how bad.
[00:52:18] Speaker B: Well, you got an envelope for me somewhere?
[00:52:20] Speaker C: Apparently, it's in my car.
She's gonna get this card. They're gonna get this card when Santino turns eight.
[00:52:27] Speaker B: Did you get that, my thank you card yet?
[00:52:29] Speaker C: Yeah, we got the thank you card.
[00:52:32] Speaker B: No, the next day I had him.
[00:52:35] Speaker C: Justin's on point right now. I can't believe he sent over an outfit that was $170. That's crazy.
[00:52:40] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:52:40] Speaker B: Listen. Hey, I was planning on fully buying this outfit. This is what Sabrina wanted, that we picked this outfit.
[00:52:47] Speaker C: It was a nice looking. It did look comfortable.
[00:52:49] Speaker B: It looks like.
I didn't know that you guys were supposed to until your mother said it.
[00:52:54] Speaker C: Yeah. It's supposed to take care of everything.
[00:52:56] Speaker B: How the hell would I know?
[00:52:57] Speaker C: Supposed to give him the cross, all that. So that's usually what we do.
But meanwhile, she sucks. Skyla's just, you know.
[00:53:04] Speaker B: But why would you not tell me? Listen, this was my argument. I said to her, you knew this on Friday. I had two days. I could have went to children's place that's at square one mall and bought a hat. It would have taken me ten minutes to do so.
[00:53:19] Speaker C: It doesn't matter, though, at the same point.
[00:53:20] Speaker B: Yeah, but it's like, if he's supposed to wear it, and it goes with the outfit and it gets blast when he's wearing.
[00:53:26] Speaker C: Okay, so, y'all. So are you more mad because Santino wore another kid's hat and now he can't keep.
[00:53:32] Speaker B: Now I can't keep it. That's, like, what? He was baptized, right? You know, it's. It's, like, stupid.
[00:53:38] Speaker C: I think she could have just went to, like, fucking baby's R us and got a hat.
[00:53:42] Speaker B: That's what I said. Just tell. If you told me, I would have went to children's place at square one mall, would it take me 30 seconds? It's right next to my.
[00:53:48] Speaker C: Get the hat blessed.
[00:53:50] Speaker B: Yeah, I know, but it's like, now.
[00:53:51] Speaker C: It'S like, it's not game one. It's not game one.
[00:53:54] Speaker B: That's what I'm saying.
[00:53:55] Speaker C: It's not game.
[00:53:55] Speaker B: I want. It's like, he should be in his game one jersey. Not.
[00:53:59] Speaker C: Oh, he not replica my Nico's helmet.
[00:54:04] Speaker B: I'm wearing Niko's helmet because my mother threw my helmet out.
[00:54:08] Speaker C: You're not gonna remember this.
[00:54:09] Speaker B: She washed my helmet and bleached. I remember. I'll actually remember forever.
[00:54:16] Speaker C: Just let you know.
[00:54:19] Speaker B: Your godmother.
[00:54:20] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:54:21] Speaker C: Didn't get you the hat.
[00:54:23] Speaker B: That's crazy.
[00:54:24] Speaker C: That's why you gotta, like. Like, me and Chrissy should have just handled it, cuz Chrissy would have just made sure it was all correct.
[00:54:30] Speaker B: Oh, she's, like, so anal about it. She was out if, like.
Yes. She didn't say anything to anybody. She knew.
[00:54:39] Speaker C: She cares about your sponsored trips, dude.
[00:54:41] Speaker B: That's it. All she cares about is Grant Williams.
Peck. Oh. Fire truck and ambulance just went down.
[00:54:48] Speaker C: There's all old people around there. They're probably fucking dead.
[00:54:50] Speaker B: Dead for sure.
[00:54:51] Speaker A: Someone's knocking on the door of the reaper.
[00:54:52] Speaker B: I can't wait to go to cats bagels. Is there anything we need to else Kate touch on? We'll go to Kate's.
[00:54:58] Speaker C: Oh, uh, yeah. Did you have anything? Like, I had the Red Sox trade deadline.
Make a fucking.
[00:55:08] Speaker A: Pitch and hope. I think they're gonna.
[00:55:10] Speaker C: Gonna get a bat.
[00:55:11] Speaker A: They gotta talk about bringing back this fucking retard, James Paxton. I don't know why you'd bring them back. Like, that's just not the answer.
[00:55:18] Speaker B: I gotta be honest with you. I feel like I haven't really been a baseball fan in, like, ten years.
[00:55:23] Speaker A: Well, I get it. The wave of what you watch when you were in tune, that is gone.
[00:55:27] Speaker B: It's gone.
[00:55:28] Speaker C: You didn't like 2018.
[00:55:29] Speaker B: I know they won. I just didn't watch anything.
[00:55:32] Speaker A: Right. You couldn't tell me, like, five plays that are on that team?
[00:55:35] Speaker B: No, I couldn't tell you two players. I don't think I could tell you one player.
[00:55:39] Speaker A: You could. I mean, I hope you could be. You could tell me one.
[00:55:42] Speaker B: I don't know, maybe one.
[00:55:43] Speaker A: Mookie bets.
[00:55:44] Speaker B: Yeah. Okay. Mookie bets.
[00:55:46] Speaker C: Oh, that team was stacked.
[00:55:48] Speaker A: It was.
Steve Pierce won the fucking.
[00:55:51] Speaker C: Steve Pierce.
[00:55:51] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:55:52] Speaker B: I was gonna say Steve was a pitcher that just. They always shit on for me and.
[00:55:56] Speaker C: Like, Chris Seal, David Price.
[00:55:58] Speaker B: David Price.
[00:55:59] Speaker A: David Price. David Price.
David Price needed that World Series more than he.
[00:56:04] Speaker C: But he pitched unbelievable.
[00:56:05] Speaker B: Pitched.
[00:56:06] Speaker A: I pitched great.
[00:56:07] Speaker B: But he was just known.
[00:56:08] Speaker C: Playoffs.
[00:56:09] Speaker A: Yes, because he was known for when he would fucking pitch in big games. He literally would shit himself. Literally would shit himself.
[00:56:15] Speaker B: And then Boston always just shits on you for shitting on yourself. So he couldn't.
[00:56:20] Speaker A: We carried the Boston. New York are the two hottest places to play. Like, if you're in the media constantly. So if you think, like, your bad play is gonna go unnoticed for, like, three games, like, nah, you get someone's jumping on your ass.
[00:56:32] Speaker B: I see bad boys on the list.
[00:56:34] Speaker C: I know, but I didn't get to watch the full thing. I only watched the first. How long did you get in?
[00:56:39] Speaker A: Oh, so it sucked. Yeah, so it sucked.
[00:56:42] Speaker C: No, it was good. We watched it twice.
[00:56:43] Speaker B: Oh, it's really good.
[00:56:44] Speaker A: Well, if you fall asleep during a movie, it sucks.
[00:56:47] Speaker B: No, it's late.
[00:56:50] Speaker C: If I watched Deadpool last night, it started at 12:00 I would have fell asleep in the first one.
[00:56:55] Speaker B: Yeah, I watch outside, I was. Last night I watched. I was watching Furiosa. I got halfway through and I said, I'm falling asleep. This movie was really good.
[00:57:03] Speaker A: Oh, he said, what?
[00:57:05] Speaker B: Furiosa? Is that what it's called?
[00:57:09] Speaker A: Really?
[00:57:10] Speaker B: What's it called?
[00:57:11] Speaker A: Fucking dick.
I don't know if I was just playing dumb or. He is dumb. So that's a. There's a. There's actually like a. There's a stretch in them. There's like a little part in the movie where he pokes fun at that movie.
[00:57:25] Speaker C: He does?
[00:57:26] Speaker A: Yeah, for like a minute, like in like any. The Joker's. Then he does something and then comes back and does it again. And it's like fucking funnier. So it's like, I am. He goes, I am furious. I am your furry.
[00:57:40] Speaker B: Oh, that's funny, people.
Yeah, I basically got to the. It starts off when she's a kid. It's like the first like half hour, almost 40 minutes. She's like a kid and then like, turns into the adult after time goes by. That's where I got to.
[00:57:59] Speaker A: I can't get behind those movies. Really?
[00:58:02] Speaker C: I actually love those movies.
[00:58:04] Speaker B: Oh, they're interested.
[00:58:05] Speaker A: They do nothing. They do absolutely nothing for me.
[00:58:08] Speaker C: If it's not superheroes, you're checked up.
[00:58:10] Speaker A: Nope, that's not true. I can't wait to watch nose for that. So. Dude, that looks sick.
[00:58:15] Speaker B: It does look sick, but I feel like.
[00:58:16] Speaker C: Don't you hate scary movies?
[00:58:18] Speaker B: Drawn out.
[00:58:19] Speaker A: I hope it's not as scary as it's supposed to be.
[00:58:21] Speaker C: Long legs wasn't as scary. We saw that. That wasn't scary. Long legs, you're not on the podcast. Stop. Like every time you're putting in, no one can hear you.
[00:58:28] Speaker A: Nicholas, Nicolas Cage said he's never doing another horror movie again.
[00:58:33] Speaker B: Why?
[00:58:33] Speaker A: Because he doesn't like violence.
[00:58:36] Speaker B: He's like violence using fucking snake eyes and con air. And he's been in nothing but violent movies his whole career.
[00:58:42] Speaker C: Face off.
[00:58:43] Speaker B: Yeah, like, what are we talking about?
[00:58:45] Speaker C: He didn't say that yet.
[00:58:46] Speaker A: Thousand, send that up.
[00:58:47] Speaker C: There was less violence in that movie than there was in like other.
[00:58:50] Speaker B: Yeah, the only violence in that movies.
[00:58:52] Speaker C: As wasn't in that vampire movie where they were killing everybody. What's he talking about?
[00:58:57] Speaker B: Yeah, he was in.
[00:58:59] Speaker C: What's it called?
[00:58:59] Speaker B: That was Redfield.
[00:59:00] Speaker C: Yeah. Yeah, that was crazy, that movie.
[00:59:02] Speaker B: Yeah, that's like, what are we talking about?
[00:59:06] Speaker C: He's making. You made that up?
[00:59:07] Speaker B: Yeah, I think he made.
[00:59:08] Speaker A: No, didn't make it up. It's okay.
[00:59:10] Speaker B: Are you looking that up right now?
[00:59:11] Speaker A: Yes, sir. My father.
[00:59:14] Speaker B: You think that guy at cats is still waiting for us?
[00:59:16] Speaker C: Cuba kid, is that what you're on?
[00:59:17] Speaker A: Puberty.
[00:59:19] Speaker C: Puberty.
[00:59:21] Speaker B: All right, let's go get some bagels.
[00:59:24] Speaker C: I don't even think we've done 55 minutes.
[00:59:26] Speaker A: How about. How about the. How about fucking more? Those Mister Beast covering up for his friend that turned trans. That they would. They were. That they were diddling kids. Yeah, true. Yeah, they're fucking weirdos.
[00:59:38] Speaker C: I believe it.
[00:59:39] Speaker A: That he fucking sick fucking loses.
[00:59:42] Speaker B: Well, the dude Chris is now a girl.
[00:59:47] Speaker A: What does that literally say? Guys, what's that? I just want. Just read it out loud when I flip this slide.
[00:59:52] Speaker C: Nicolas Cage says he won't play another serial killer.
Nicolas Cage says he won't play another serial killer. After long legs. He loves violence, but doesn't want to play another serial killer. That's. That what that says?
[01:00:07] Speaker B: Yeah, but I don't like. He said serial killer, like, okay, I just don't get real killer in this. You didn't even do any violent thing.
[01:00:16] Speaker C: In this besides smashing his head off the table.
[01:00:20] Speaker A: Nicholas Cage out on violent movies.
[01:00:23] Speaker B: I don't believe that. Speaking of a really good Nicholas Cage movie you guys should watch, it's either called pig or the pig. Great movie. Great watch.
[01:00:33] Speaker C: I think I've seen. He's got a cowboy hat.
[01:00:35] Speaker B: No.
[01:00:35] Speaker C: On the front. No, no. Do you know what you're talking about?
[01:00:39] Speaker B: Yes, I do.
You are thinking of the movie where he is, like, hunting buffalo.
[01:00:50] Speaker A: Adele says, I want a big break after all this, and I think I want to do other creative things just for a little while. Honey, you could do whatever you want. I hope that includes an onlyfans. Adele, facts.
[01:01:04] Speaker B: Well, she's a little skinny mini now.
[01:01:07] Speaker A: What?
[01:01:08] Speaker C: You want to see an onlyfans from Adele?
[01:01:10] Speaker A: Sure.
[01:01:11] Speaker C: That's. That's weird, dude.
[01:01:13] Speaker A: How's that?
[01:01:14] Speaker C: It just doesn't do anything.
[01:01:15] Speaker A: Might be a little bit outside my realm, but that's fine.
[01:01:17] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. First of all. So that's outside your realm all of a sudden? That's outside.
[01:01:22] Speaker A: Yep.
[01:01:24] Speaker C: Adele.
Whatever. I'm not gonna get into it. I feel like I'm gonna get myself in trouble with that one.
[01:01:30] Speaker B: Yeah, just let it go.
[01:01:31] Speaker C: We're just gonna eat. We're gonna eat some cashews.
[01:01:33] Speaker B: We're gonna eat some cats.
[01:01:35] Speaker A: Eat nuts. Ho.
[01:01:36] Speaker B: It'll always be cats to me.
[01:01:38] Speaker A: What? Uh, I'll never call it.
[01:01:40] Speaker C: I'll never fucking call it.
[01:01:42] Speaker A: Good pizza bee, acknowledge my shirt. That you.
[01:01:44] Speaker B: None of you have to.
[01:01:45] Speaker C: I did I actually noticed it halfway.
[01:01:47] Speaker A: I seen when I looked, when I look down, I'm like, oh, is that Chris Benoit?
And guess what?
[01:01:53] Speaker B: I woke up this morning and did.
[01:01:56] Speaker C: You kill your whole family?
[01:01:57] Speaker B: No, Sabrina. Sabrina's laying in the room with the baby and the baby is literally slapping my face while I'm trying to wake up. And I go, if he slaps me one more time, I'm going to put my crisp and wash her on. She just dying laughing.
[01:02:12] Speaker C: What I will say that is funny is that I can just tell by the way you're positioned that half your body's been out of this frame. Like, just because you can't sit still.
[01:02:21] Speaker B: What do you mean? I've been sitting like this the whole time. I haven't moved. No, I literally haven't moved. I'm dead.
[01:02:27] Speaker A: My number 102.
[01:02:30] Speaker C: We've been only for an hour. This one feels like a long one for some reason. Maybe we just suck at this.
[01:02:35] Speaker B: Probably what it is.
[01:02:37] Speaker C: First of all, I will say one thing. Mark is trying to get us to quit this podcast.
[01:02:41] Speaker B: Oh, a hundred percent.
[01:02:42] Speaker C: He is all the time. I don't get. What did he say to you? You couldn't say it because no one's listening.
[01:02:47] Speaker B: He said that you, I really think you guys should just be doing your own thing. I said, I had the same conversation with Al. This podcast has ran its course. You guys are done. You're absolutely done. But what are you just up?
You should just do your own thing. Do your own videos, do your own, like, podcasts. Do your own thing. And like, I asked Al, like, you know, oh, maybe you can help me with my podcast. Come on, as a guest. So, so I'll, like, be on my podcast. So I go, so basically you're just trying to snipe Al, is what you're telling me. We should quit and you snipe Al? That's what you're saying? No, no, no.
[01:03:22] Speaker C: I'm just saying he's a headhunter.
[01:03:25] Speaker B: It's just running its course. You guys completely ran its course. It's done.
[01:03:31] Speaker C: Yeah, he did kind of approach me with that. I said, well, why can't I do both? Number one, he did poke pro, but he's, but looking, look at his podcast now. He's not even on a weekly basis. It's very, I don't even know what it is. Would you agree? His podcast?
[01:03:46] Speaker A: I have no idea. I wouldn't even call that a pod, to be honest with you. I wouldn't even call it a podcast.
[01:03:50] Speaker C: I think just like when he feels like it. He gets together with some people.
[01:03:53] Speaker B: That's an interview.
[01:03:55] Speaker A: Yeah.
[01:03:55] Speaker C: He's trying to be Joe Rogan without being Joe Rogan.
[01:03:58] Speaker A: I think when he lands. When he lands a guest, then that's when a podcast comes like that. I wouldn't consider that a podcast.
[01:04:04] Speaker B: I would just say doing an interview.
[01:04:05] Speaker A: Yeah, I would say, like, interviews when you get. When you want an I interview series. Yeah, I would call that more of an interview series than a pod. That's not a podcast.
That's not a podcast. I mean, granted, that's. That's cool. Like, I heard his event with Matt Judon went good.
[01:04:22] Speaker C: Yeah, looked good.
[01:04:23] Speaker A: Yeah. So that's. That's. That's dope.
[01:04:25] Speaker B: If I had five grand to just pay a guest. Come on. I'm pretty sure we look good too.
[01:04:30] Speaker C: Oh, and you get sponsors when you.
[01:04:32] Speaker A: Got good people in your back pocket that got money. Good. Mandy, go ahead.
[01:04:36] Speaker C: I guess you think they're gonna resign, Judah, by the way? Yeah, they need to.
[01:04:41] Speaker A: I think. I think someone like the Vaughn Gar, who, like, no one actually knows who the fuck that is. Who Devon God show is to have the audacity to, like, stay off the field, brother, after you got paid, like handsomely, like for playing 58% of the snaps, and like, you're a fucking fat galad that sits at nose tackle. I just think some of these guys have turned into divas. Yeah, that's just what it is, though, when, when, when these guys do the sits out. So my boy right now is sitting out and getting slapped with a fine, but he's obviously one of the best wide receivers in the league. That's a total. That's. There's a difference there.
[01:05:15] Speaker B: Seedy.
[01:05:16] Speaker A: Yeah, there's a difference. Like the Vaughn Garchau as far as D tackles, where do you think he would rank?
Somewhere below probably 30th.
[01:05:25] Speaker C: And I think he's a great player. I like that we resigned him.
[01:05:28] Speaker A: I mean, I think he's a great player.
[01:05:31] Speaker C: I think he's a good player. Yeah, I think he's. But he's not a star. He's not like a Warren SAP.
[01:05:35] Speaker A: You think he should be sitting out?
[01:05:37] Speaker C: No.
[01:05:38] Speaker A: Yeah. So that's my point.
[01:05:40] Speaker C: No, I don't.
[01:05:40] Speaker A: I think that if Jude ons on the field. Yeah, your ass should be on the fucking field. Yeah, I agree, cuz Matt Judon is leaps and bounds ahead of you. As far as what I do think.
[01:05:50] Speaker C: You need an interior lineman like that.
[01:05:52] Speaker A: I'm not saying you don't have, but.
[01:05:53] Speaker C: I'm saying he's not like Vince will folk though.
[01:05:56] Speaker A: Not even close. Not like Ted Washington. He's just not doing it.
[01:06:01] Speaker B: This team's not winning more than four games.
[01:06:04] Speaker C: You think kids can watch Deadpool? Someone just texted me. I brought Albie. So this fucking retard cat.
[01:06:12] Speaker A: Dude, what the fuck, bro?
[01:06:13] Speaker C: This is like just straight distractions. This entire house 24/7 no, I like it.
[01:06:18] Speaker A: Kitty.
[01:06:20] Speaker B: The cat's doing pull ups on the window.
[01:06:22] Speaker A: That was crazy. There's nothing even to hold on to. The cat literally just sprung onto glass. That's a cool cat.
We have a terrible. We have a terrible offense. You asked us about the state of the team. Is that what you just asked? What did you just ask Al?
[01:06:35] Speaker C: I said if kids could watch Deadpool.
[01:06:37] Speaker A: Oh, that's what you asked, right? Kids can watch Deadpool. If you kid is um.
If you swear in your house, you're fine.
[01:06:45] Speaker C: Yeah, cuz it's always swearing.
[01:06:46] Speaker A: Just swearing.
[01:06:47] Speaker B: Yeah, I mean you took the kid to see violent night when he was like eight.
[01:06:52] Speaker C: Yeah, it was a good movie.
[01:06:53] Speaker B: Yeah.
[01:06:56] Speaker C: Shoot him up now.
[01:06:57] Speaker A: Yeah, you can, you can go if long. If you say fuck around your kid, then you can go see the movie.
[01:07:03] Speaker C: I agree. So are we gonna really do cats bagels?
[01:07:07] Speaker B: If we're gonna do, we gotta do it soon cuz I gotta still go home and then get ready for work.
[01:07:13] Speaker C: You got work tonight?
[01:07:14] Speaker A: I'm starving.
[01:07:16] Speaker C: Let's see, what's the time? They're open.
[01:07:17] Speaker A: I don't have work tonight. I took off. Yeah, I took off Thursday, Friday, Saturday and I don't work Monday.
[01:07:24] Speaker B: I'm not closing tonight.
[01:07:26] Speaker A: Teresa is.
[01:07:27] Speaker C: Oh, they close at five.
[01:07:29] Speaker A: All right, good, we have some time.
[01:07:31] Speaker B: All right, let's go do it. We'll take your car out so I can get my card for Santiago.
[01:07:39] Speaker C: We haven't even signed it yet. I don't even think I signed the card yet.
[01:07:42] Speaker B: So you just got an empty fucking card?
[01:07:44] Speaker C: Empty card.
[01:07:48] Speaker B: And you got your thank you card.
[01:07:50] Speaker C: Then we got the thank you card beforehand.
[01:07:52] Speaker B: That's crazy.
Just add it to my house sitting gift pile.
[01:08:01] Speaker C: Oh yeah, we got to do the house sitting gift that you're never going to get.
[01:08:03] Speaker B: Just put that in the same pile.
[01:08:04] Speaker A: Oh my God.
[01:08:06] Speaker C: Yeah. I can't believe we went an hour here. This one feels like we're just dragging this. I mean we.
[01:08:11] Speaker B: Cuz we talked about bagels. We started late. I'm hungry now. It's like this is what's trying to.
[01:08:17] Speaker C: Rush us through this thing. Marco's right, we gotta just like disband this podcast, I'm not russian.
[01:08:22] Speaker B: I'm italian.
[01:08:23] Speaker C: And listen, is it any, like. Is there any doubt? Like, if. If you're gonna pick one person off this podcast, you pick me, obviously. Oh, yeah. Nico can't even show up on time. You're miserable all the time.
[01:08:33] Speaker B: So I didn't realize.
[01:08:35] Speaker C: At least I'm the glue.
[01:08:36] Speaker B: To look at this straw that they put, it's like, that's crazy. I call my prick Johnny Damon's arm, and I'll feel, yeah, he really did.
[01:08:45] Speaker C: Have a fucking noodle on.
[01:08:46] Speaker B: Noodle?
[01:08:49] Speaker C: Why did you tell that to him? You should be like, hey, what's up?
[01:08:51] Speaker B: Noodle on?
[01:08:52] Speaker C: He just gave, like, a wet spaghetti, like. Yeah, one, like, fucking strand. Like, this is your arm, Johnny.
[01:08:57] Speaker A: This wife hot.
[01:08:59] Speaker C: She's got a lot of work done, if we're being honest.
[01:09:01] Speaker B: Oldest man, I guess.
[01:09:03] Speaker A: Yeah.
[01:09:04] Speaker C: Did you see them on below deck?
[01:09:06] Speaker B: I tried to look that episode up. I couldn't find it.
[01:09:08] Speaker A: No.
[01:09:09] Speaker C: Dickheads.
[01:09:09] Speaker A: What's below deck?
[01:09:10] Speaker C: He wasn't like that in real life. He was wicked nice, right? Everyone said he was super nice.
[01:09:14] Speaker B: No, he was nice, but it.
[01:09:20] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. Well, because he was. He got, like. He didn't tip. He was a dickhead. Him and his wife, they were, like, hammered the whole time.
In real.
[01:09:30] Speaker B: No, in real life.
[01:09:31] Speaker A: Yeah.
[01:09:31] Speaker C: And below deck they weren't. But, you know, you never know what, like, how stuff's edited, of course. Because I can make you two look like jackass, racist homophobes, you know, just by how I edit things.
[01:09:43] Speaker A: Dude, this cup.
[01:09:43] Speaker B: You do zero editing.
[01:09:44] Speaker C: I know. I haven't done shit, so.
[01:09:46] Speaker B: What are you talking.
[01:09:47] Speaker C: All I do right now is this, like, mutant sports. That's it.
[01:09:52] Speaker B: That's it.
[01:09:53] Speaker C: It sucks we got basketball tonight, I would say.
[01:09:55] Speaker B: Don't have kids.
[01:09:56] Speaker C: Don't put them.
[01:09:56] Speaker B: He looks like a human highlighter just standing there.
[01:09:59] Speaker C: Why are you so pale?
He's gonna be ten, which is kind of crazy.
[01:10:07] Speaker B: Fucking mute.
Next month, he's gonna be in the new X Men.
[01:10:15] Speaker A: Or he's gonna be. Or he's gonna be an extra in fucking gladiator, too.
[01:10:19] Speaker C: How about powder, the sequel?
[01:10:21] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, he's gonna be in powder for sure.
[01:10:23] Speaker C: People aren't even know that. That came out, like, nineties.
[01:10:25] Speaker B: Did not get in that reference.
[01:10:26] Speaker C: That came out when angel. Was it called Michael Mike. Those came out, like, the same time.
[01:10:33] Speaker B: We saw powder in the movie theater. I don't know who took us to see that atrocious movie? Probably my mother.
[01:10:39] Speaker C: I don't know. I feel like I saw. I think I went with my parents on to see Michael, which was weird. My parents are, like, some girl on this street.
[01:10:50] Speaker B: All right, well, thanks for listening. I guess you're gonna get a quick turnaround with episodes because we're gonna be filming on Tuesday.
[01:11:00] Speaker C: Yep. We're gonna be turning. Listen, stop distracting me.
[01:11:04] Speaker A: Fuck you. Throwing up the l four over there.
[01:11:06] Speaker C: Yeah. And you put it up backwards so it looked like a backwards l. So, like, who's the real loser?
[01:11:10] Speaker A: Yeah. So you. You just wore that.
[01:11:12] Speaker C: But anyways, yeah, you're gonna get a quick one. We're gonna put the audio out immediately today. Video will be on Saturday. Then on Tuesday, we're gonna have another episode. So you can listen to the Deadpool. We'll get into Deadpool a little more on Tuesday.
[01:11:28] Speaker B: Yes. I plan on going to see it Monday, so then we can please go.
[01:11:31] Speaker A: And see it so we can talk about.
[01:11:32] Speaker B: Yeah, I'm gonna go Monday. I'm going Monday. I was gonna go last night after work.
[01:11:37] Speaker C: And it gives you guys, the listeners, a chance to get it to watch.
[01:11:40] Speaker A: It, too, because we will be doing spoilers on Tuesday.
[01:11:44] Speaker C: Would you agree?
[01:11:44] Speaker A: For sure.
[01:11:45] Speaker C: Okay.
[01:11:46] Speaker B: So be prepared.
[01:11:47] Speaker C: I just want to prepare you guys both Deadpool. And we'll die.
[01:11:50] Speaker A: Be prepared for that. We'll be more. We'll be dead more prepared.
All right.
[01:11:58] Speaker C: Lucky fartsucker.