Ep. 130 | Boss Tycoon ft Danny Gillis

[00:00:46] Speaker A: Milk might have been a bad decision today. [00:00:48] Speaker B: You think so? You think the milk was the Fair Life? You know, I just read that that's like the worst thing you can drink in the morning. I don't know why I didn't read it, because I don't listen to that. [00:00:57] Speaker A: Right. [00:00:58] Speaker B: But I caught a headline that said that. [00:01:00] Speaker C: Those are good. [00:01:01] Speaker B: I think they're delicious. They say they're bad for you. There's all in it. [00:01:05] Speaker C: That's what Panuzo drinks on his. [00:01:07] Speaker B: Well, Panuza is a. We know that as a fact that he's a great. A loser. [00:01:12] Speaker C: They taste just like chocolate milk. [00:01:14] Speaker B: That's the problem. Is there a bunch of in there? I don't know. I haven't looked into it. [00:01:17] Speaker A: I don't know. Even if there was, I wouldn't even know what half of this is. But yeah, I mean, seven grams of sugar. We'll take it. It's on the downer slope of being bad for you. I guess. [00:01:29] Speaker B: It's on. It's downer. Yeah. [00:01:31] Speaker C: But it says 42 grams of protein. So it does it every single time. [00:01:34] Speaker B: I know, I know. [00:01:35] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:01:36] Speaker C: It could say it has black tie. Heroin. [00:01:39] Speaker A: There's 42 grams of protein and it tastes fantastic. So I'll take it. [00:01:43] Speaker B: Yeah, the Fairlife people are good. You know what else tastes fantastic? [00:01:46] Speaker A: The first time I had one, they were actually like Fair Life. They were in like a bunch of. [00:01:50] Speaker B: Were they? [00:01:50] Speaker A: Yeah, like pieces of like. Like a year ago or like two years ago. Yeah, it's like has something to do with what they do with their cows. It' obviously that's. [00:01:58] Speaker B: Oh, no, that's. That's what it was. I think I read a little bit of it. They said something about like that they're not feeding their cows grass fed. They're feeding them all the hormones. So you're getting all the. And GMOs and all that inside of it. [00:02:09] Speaker A: Nice. Yeah. [00:02:09] Speaker B: Something from the milk of the Fair Life. [00:02:11] Speaker A: That's something to do with how they milk? [00:02:13] Speaker B: No. [00:02:14] Speaker C: Does it really? They're going to the slaughterhouse. Like they're packing them in. [00:02:18] Speaker B: Well, they're saying you're getting all their nutrients. That's what they're saying. [00:02:21] Speaker C: Is that why people give a. If they'll crack? [00:02:24] Speaker B: So, yeah. [00:02:24] Speaker C: It's not because, like, they want a better life for the animals? [00:02:27] Speaker B: No, no. They only care about themselves, just like everybody. I read this wrong. Four years. I'm pretty sure that's what it is. It's like they're saying that all that grains and that GMOs are going into. [00:02:36] Speaker C: Your whole time, you just tree hugging. They actually care about us. [00:02:41] Speaker B: Yeah, they care about us. [00:02:42] Speaker C: What an idiot. [00:02:43] Speaker A: I am. [00:02:45] Speaker B: All right, so we got. I guess we're starting. So we got Danny Gillis from Pulling the Cork podcast. Stand up comedian, fired up. According to most people. Maybe not according to F. Fonz. [00:02:57] Speaker C: How about. Dude, I got a Snapchat from that today. [00:03:00] Speaker B: What do you say? [00:03:01] Speaker C: First off, he never Snapchats me, which is fine. I'm totally fine with that. But he's in Planet Fitness and he tags me and he says, no Danny Gillis in sight. It's like, well, maybe because I'm not a member there. [00:03:11] Speaker A: You. [00:03:12] Speaker B: Yeah. You go to crunch. [00:03:13] Speaker C: I go to cr. I'm a crunch guy. [00:03:14] Speaker B: He's a crunch guy. Well, Fon's. I would say that he's not working with a full deck up top. I love the kid. I'll pull him for him. Especially if in this match versus Brennan. [00:03:23] Speaker C: That's hilarious. [00:03:25] Speaker B: I don't think he has a chance. Fonts. He better work his numbers. He better. I think he's gonna get talk circles around by Brendan. He's gotta, like. [00:03:31] Speaker C: He's gonna be in his head before they tee off. [00:03:33] Speaker B: I know. He needs to get 30 strokes at least. Fonts. Yeah, 15 aside, he's got short arms. I'm. There's no. I've never seen. He's got the shortest arms. [00:03:43] Speaker C: It's unbelievable. He looks like Kirby. He's just this roly poly guy with like six inches. [00:03:50] Speaker B: Yeah, this is the. This is the same kid that sent Nico a titpic that Nico thought it was legitimate and he jerked off to it. [00:03:57] Speaker A: Nope, nope, that's not true. 1. [00:04:01] Speaker B: Are you correcting the record on that? [00:04:02] Speaker A: 2. Yeah, no, that never. That never happened. I really thought it was some lady from Wicked Craft at one point because she came in like. There was someone that came in like a week later and was like, I'm the one that sends you, like, the Ted picture. I'm like instant. I'm like. I'm like, that skin tone don't match up. So once I figured that out, and then again, once again, no one will man up and tell me who gave this loser my number. But I don't. I don't. I don't wish the best for that person, so. [00:04:31] Speaker B: Oh, so you're more mad at the person that gave the number. [00:04:33] Speaker C: I'd be mad at that too. [00:04:35] Speaker A: Yeah. I'm just as mad at the person that gave the number that I am. Of that freak sending me that. [00:04:41] Speaker C: This has you written all over it, by the way. [00:04:42] Speaker A: It does have you, and he just won't admit it. [00:04:44] Speaker B: Well, maybe someone. Maybe someone did ask me for number, but I might not have known, like, a tip pitcher was coming. [00:04:50] Speaker A: Yeah, right. [00:04:52] Speaker C: So I'm not buying that either. [00:04:53] Speaker A: I'm not either. [00:04:54] Speaker B: No. [00:04:54] Speaker C: I would have said, you live to watch the world burn. [00:04:57] Speaker A: Yeah. Look at you. [00:04:59] Speaker C: You just. You're just sitting back. [00:05:00] Speaker A: Just look at it, bro. You really. You picked that up pretty quick with, like, five minutes. [00:05:06] Speaker B: I mean, I don't know why Nico felt the need. Like, it's four, like, six weeks ago. Like, he thought he needed to send out a search party. Like, who gave the number. Like, it's pretty easy. [00:05:13] Speaker A: I didn't really need to. I already knew. Like, it's not. It wasn't rocket science. I'm. But, like, I can. I can figure that note. Like, I'm. I have that down. And, like, once I asked that it was me. Like, you're the only person who knows the. This person is. I've watched so much Lauren order. I think. I think it's you. [00:05:33] Speaker C: That, like, devious laugh with the cigar in the mouth was, like, perfect. Yeah, you gotta clip that. [00:05:37] Speaker A: Yeah, it's. Yeah. [00:05:39] Speaker B: You know what? I want to hear about where I've been. I've been in the deep dock edges of the circles, trying to get your rap. [00:05:44] Speaker C: Your rap music, dude, if you can find it. [00:05:47] Speaker B: I've been reaching out, like, to circles, like, just keep reaching and reaching and reaching. [00:05:51] Speaker C: I had. People don't even know. I found, like, an old CD case that had, like, old. You know what I mean? [00:05:56] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:05:56] Speaker C: Mixtape after mixtape, I'm like, it's got to be in here because I wanna. I actually want to hear how bad it is, but it was not in there. Everyone else that I knew wrapped at that age that was in there for whatever reason, my CD was checked on 93 at one point. [00:06:10] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah. You were so mad. Phase one. So if anyone has any phase One music. [00:06:15] Speaker C: No one does. [00:06:16] Speaker B: From all the mass. You. A MySpace. A band camp. You had a MySpace. [00:06:20] Speaker C: We had a MySpace. [00:06:20] Speaker B: What was your picture? Did you have a certain picture? [00:06:23] Speaker C: So back in MySpace days, you could like, make your own, like, nickname? Yeah, my nickname was Boss Tycoon. [00:06:33] Speaker A: Sounds literally the same. That sounds. [00:06:35] Speaker B: Literally sounds like. Exactly. I was honestly gonna say it sounds like one of those. At those fake games that they try to steal your data from. [00:06:42] Speaker C: No. So there was a Boss Tycoon. There was a song by this guy you probably don't know because you're not in tune with the hip hop industry as much as I am by the name of Mac Dre from the Bay Area. [00:06:51] Speaker B: No, I don't think. I know. [00:06:52] Speaker C: And he had. He. He would call himself Boss Tycoon. And I loved it. And it got so much. I gained so much ground with it. I was at Square One mall once, and a pack of girls are like, oh, my God, that's Boss Tycoon. Swear to God, it's waiting in line at Burger King at the time. [00:07:05] Speaker B: So you're telling me some random girls just saw you? [00:07:07] Speaker C: Yeah, probably from, like, Roller World, you know, But I was there every single Friday. [00:07:11] Speaker B: Like, dude, it's the Boss Tycoon. [00:07:13] Speaker C: Yeah, it's Boss Tycoon. And that's like, when you. Dude. When you had a sick MySpace page. [00:07:18] Speaker B: I know that game. [00:07:20] Speaker C: It was unbelievable. [00:07:20] Speaker B: That's how. Like, the first time you learned how to code and you like copy and paste. [00:07:23] Speaker C: I never. I never learned a thing. I had a girl, no clue how to do it. I told her the things I liked, and that was it. [00:07:28] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:07:29] Speaker C: Done in 15 seconds. [00:07:30] Speaker A: I could figure that out. Like, I mean, growing up here, it was like, if you didn't have a cool MySpace page, like, you're done. You're a loser. [00:07:36] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. [00:07:38] Speaker A: And you just had to make sure you had, like. But Al's right. Like, I'm not even noticing. At, like, 13 years old. I'm using code because you have to go into certain sections of the MySpace and, like, throw up this crazy. I don't even know what I put up there, but I found this cool background on some other weird penguin site. Grab that. Throw it up on MySpace. [00:08:02] Speaker B: Because you wanted your top eight to have some background behind. [00:08:04] Speaker A: And all because I wanted, like, famous stars and strap stuff, like, just all over my. [00:08:09] Speaker B: Oh, you were in that. In that zone. [00:08:11] Speaker A: I had f. I had that. I had. [00:08:13] Speaker C: You know. Do you have a famous tattoo, like the app? [00:08:15] Speaker A: No, no, no, no, no, no. [00:08:16] Speaker B: Do we all know somebody, though, Justin? Definitely I know somebody. [00:08:20] Speaker C: The nautical stars. [00:08:21] Speaker A: You have those nautical stars? No, but I wanted my dad. I was like, my first tattoos. I want match nautical stats on each form. My dad was like, how about no? Or you'll just work in the backyard your whole life and you can. You can save by doing that. [00:08:38] Speaker B: My question is, what do you think? Like, the correlation between matching nautical STASA and to domestic violence accounts. It's got to be pretty. It's got to be like a. The Venn diagram is Is overlapping, especially. [00:08:49] Speaker C: If, like, they're on the shoulders. [00:08:50] Speaker B: All the shoulder ones. [00:08:51] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:08:52] Speaker B: Yeah, the shoulders might be worse than. [00:08:53] Speaker C: The front of the shoulders. [00:08:54] Speaker A: Yeah, the front of the shoulders. [00:08:55] Speaker C: Brutal. So they can tag to up and walk down Riviera Beach. [00:08:58] Speaker B: I mean, people getting, like, barcodes on their neck and back then. Dude, like, the weirdest tattoos you ever seen. The barcode on the neck. [00:09:04] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, I've seen the best, though, is, like, when. And we all know this person. The praying hands with the rosaries and says, only God can judge me. [00:09:12] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:09:12] Speaker C: And it's like, everyone's judging. You have track marks and you're going. [00:09:15] Speaker B: That's basically every Italian in revenge. [00:09:17] Speaker C: No, that's everybody in Malden too. We got some real. [00:09:20] Speaker A: We might as well just make it the whole north shore. We could look far, and we don't have to look far and wide for that tattoo. [00:09:27] Speaker C: I know, I know. [00:09:29] Speaker B: 17 on the calf. That's pretty bad too. Or 781. You put your zip code. Dude, what do you got? I feel like you could have some. [00:09:34] Speaker C: I got a zip code right there. I got that down in Florida. 02148. Baby, look at you. You're just disgusted right now. [00:09:40] Speaker B: That's bad. [00:09:40] Speaker C: This is brand new too. [00:09:42] Speaker B: At least I know the meaning behind that. That's like, that ain't that bad because he got the. He got the team name on there. [00:09:47] Speaker C: Yeah. When we went down there. [00:09:48] Speaker B: Yeah. So 02148, though, like. [00:09:51] Speaker C: Yeah. Wanted to let it be known. You know what I mean? [00:09:53] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:09:55] Speaker C: Two Revere kids might have the same. [00:09:56] Speaker B: Tattoo, by the way, which is crazy. [00:09:58] Speaker C: But they don't have the zip code. They just have the logo. Okay, they weren't doing that. [00:10:01] Speaker A: They weren't doing this. [00:10:02] Speaker B: All right, that makes sense. [00:10:04] Speaker C: But, yeah, I got some bag tattoos. I got the D, and then I was like, next week, I'll get the G. He loves to get the D. Happened. [00:10:12] Speaker B: He loves to get the D. We all. We all say that about Danny. He loves getting the D. So I. [00:10:15] Speaker C: Got a D on my forearm, so that's cool. [00:10:19] Speaker A: So I got no. All my. I like. I like all. [00:10:22] Speaker B: I'm a blank canvas. I don't have nothing. Nothing. [00:10:26] Speaker C: What are you, one of those Sebastian Mano Scott? Because you don't put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari, right? [00:10:31] Speaker B: Yeah, pretty much. [00:10:31] Speaker C: You just don't want. [00:10:32] Speaker B: I mean, this is a Ferrari. If anyone's ever seen a Ferrari. Like, this is top notch. Like, Panuza wishes he had this body. [00:10:38] Speaker C: I agree. Yeah, I love those Pants, by the way. [00:10:40] Speaker B: These are. These are Kaha joggers that I guarantee people wears his nurses. [00:10:45] Speaker C: Oh, for sure. But I don't. That doesn't even make sense. That's like an oxymoron. [00:10:49] Speaker B: Makes no sense. [00:10:50] Speaker C: It's supposed to be a construction store. [00:10:51] Speaker B: Yep. [00:10:52] Speaker C: Yeah, you guys just did the most. [00:10:53] Speaker B: Comfortable things in the world. But the reason why I buy these is because hot's one of the few that everything has a belt loop. I need a belt loop because my pants fall down my ass. [00:11:01] Speaker C: So you said something. I don't know if it was last week or the week week before car Hot. Sweatshirts. Yeah. Because like you were right. No sweatshirt should be $80. [00:11:09] Speaker B: It's not even. [00:11:10] Speaker C: Theirs are like 50. [00:11:11] Speaker B: Yeah, right. [00:11:12] Speaker C: And they're quality. [00:11:13] Speaker B: They last forever. [00:11:14] Speaker C: They last, right? They're very. They're very hot. Heavy duty. I love God. [00:11:18] Speaker B: Wash them, dry them. You can do whatever the you want to do. [00:11:21] Speaker A: I go to Target. I already gave up my. Yeah, I go to Target. [00:11:25] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:11:26] Speaker A: It's like 27 bucks. I'll take the sweat. [00:11:28] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:11:28] Speaker A: But wait. [00:11:30] Speaker B: Jump up to car hot. So it's a big deal. [00:11:32] Speaker C: I thought you said wait till you get jumped. I'm like, why? Because he's wearing some Taj dude. [00:11:39] Speaker A: No, I mean kaha. It's nice. I mean, we just. We're just past that point of where I should probably go get a sweatshirt or car. So I'll wait till next time go grab one. [00:11:49] Speaker C: The lights, the light material ones. Like the ones like this kind of weather. Yeah, I'll do. I'll do Target all day on those. [00:11:54] Speaker B: Oh yeah. [00:11:55] Speaker C: 9.98. [00:11:56] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:11:56] Speaker B: You know, nice soft style. Yeah, even Walmart ain't bad sometimes. You can find a deal at Walmart. [00:12:02] Speaker C: Walmart is my kryptonite, bud. I can't. I can't go up Route 1 without stopping in there. And it's not my fault. [00:12:08] Speaker B: No, it's everyone else. [00:12:09] Speaker C: It's all. It's everyone else in my house. [00:12:11] Speaker B: I love. I love Walmart though. People. People on it. It is what it is. You never get a golf polo for 12 and I can get a. It's a one stop 24 inch buck knife if I want it. [00:12:21] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. [00:12:21] Speaker B: One stop. [00:12:22] Speaker A: Walmart. Walmart's cool. I'm. I just happen to be like addicted to Target. So that's just where I and spend all my money. [00:12:28] Speaker B: Yeah, you drive right past the Walmart. You do the loop. [00:12:32] Speaker A: No, usually I don't go to that Target. I did, but now since I'm in Everett. I go to. Over. I go over to that one. Where's the. There's another target that I go to. Riviera. No, I definitely don't go to the beach. My one that's. That should be blown up. Yeah. [00:12:49] Speaker B: No, Chelsea, you consider yourself like a target, like, mass. [00:12:52] Speaker A: I don't even consider. I just fly around. There's a bunch of. There. I know. Like, it's. It. [00:12:58] Speaker C: Walmart's significantly cheaper than Target, though, right? [00:13:01] Speaker B: Yes, definitely. It's not even close. [00:13:03] Speaker A: All right, well, that's great to know now. No, it's. This is how you know you're kind of old. Like, for certain things. For, like, my skin. For, like, what? Whatever I need for, like, body wash or like, like shampoo and ask. Like, I know it's at Target, so I always just go there because I know that's where I can go and get it. [00:13:19] Speaker C: What are we doing for body washes these days? [00:13:21] Speaker B: I know. What are you doing? [00:13:22] Speaker A: I. I have to do, like a non scented. Like, like strict. Strict. Like, I have, like. Yeah, I have. I have sense of scan. I have, like, psoriasis. So, like, I can't do anything. [00:13:34] Speaker C: I do too. [00:13:34] Speaker A: Oh, really? [00:13:35] Speaker C: Yeah. But I use the same body wash. I use, like, dub for men. Mango cherry. It is fun. [00:13:42] Speaker B: It's called mango cherry. [00:13:43] Speaker C: Mango Cedarwood, I think. [00:13:45] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:13:47] Speaker B: That sounds like some Latina. [00:13:48] Speaker C: It is, yeah. Phenomenal. [00:13:50] Speaker A: No, it's cedarwood's like a natural man smell. [00:13:52] Speaker B: Cedar woods, a natural man. [00:13:54] Speaker A: That's. It's supposed to be. [00:13:55] Speaker C: The mango in there is not. But that's what makes it great. [00:13:57] Speaker B: I'll be honest. I'll use whatever's in there. It's my wife. I just throw it on. I said, why am I going through so much shampoo? [00:14:03] Speaker C: And are you a bar of soap guy still? [00:14:05] Speaker B: I would know. But I do love a nice bar of Irish Spring. All right, that's like one you use just the bar. [00:14:10] Speaker C: You put it on like a face cloth. [00:14:11] Speaker B: Oh, no, no. I'm white. I go far to skin. Yeah. It's so white. [00:14:17] Speaker A: I don't. I. I like. [00:14:19] Speaker B: It makes perfect sense when you hear like, a black dude explain it to you. Like, why are you putting that bar on yourself? [00:14:24] Speaker C: Y. Y. [00:14:24] Speaker B: Fine. I'm white. I just throw it on. [00:14:26] Speaker C: Yeah, but I mean, it's worked for years. [00:14:28] Speaker B: Yeah. You know, I know. [00:14:29] Speaker A: Like, why am I going to use. [00:14:30] Speaker B: The bot cleans itself? That's the way I look at it, right? They're like, you don't get Enough of a scrub on your skin. I'm like, I don't think I really need that much of a scrub on my skin. [00:14:37] Speaker C: It took me a while, but I'm definitely a body wash and loofah type of guy. [00:14:41] Speaker B: You like the loofah? [00:14:42] Speaker C: Love a good loofah. [00:14:43] Speaker A: I know. [00:14:44] Speaker B: I just don't have them around. Like, maybe I should get into. [00:14:46] Speaker C: They're like 99 cents. [00:14:47] Speaker B: I feel like it's way easier to use a loofah is. You got the one with the stick. The handle. [00:14:51] Speaker C: No, I just got the. Just reach as far as I can with. [00:14:54] Speaker B: Okay. I'm saying the handle one would be nice. Dude, you actually. I'll actually wash my legs and I'll actually wash them from, like, knee down. [00:15:00] Speaker A: Of course, again, from. From prior. From prior knowledge was told, don't use a loofah because it sits in the shower and builds up a bunch of bacteria and all that. So, like, I had a loo friend that I had to get. [00:15:11] Speaker B: Don't listen to it. That's why you get rid of the girl. That's what you do when they start talking stupid like that. [00:15:16] Speaker C: Everyone has luvism. Yeah. Like their own personal one. We don't share aloofa. [00:15:20] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:15:20] Speaker C: That's like. [00:15:21] Speaker B: Oh, you guys got. You guys your own loofah. [00:15:22] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. Color coordinated. Wow. [00:15:25] Speaker B: What do you think the gillis is? It's not red. [00:15:29] Speaker C: Oh, God, no. [00:15:30] Speaker B: Blue? [00:15:30] Speaker C: No, it's black. Black. [00:15:33] Speaker B: Okay. A black loofah, dude. So is it just the handles black or is the actual loofah pad black? [00:15:40] Speaker C: The whole loofah is black. [00:15:41] Speaker B: The whole thing's black. I understand the picture of this loofah. You're just like Danny. [00:15:44] Speaker C: Just me naked. [00:15:45] Speaker B: Yeah. Just my junk. Yeah, why not? You two. What I'm gonna say about you two is you two have a lot of similarities. We always say this about YouTube, right. That you two like Danny's the. The Nico of that podcast. Right. High energy guys. Right? [00:16:01] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:16:02] Speaker C: You need us. [00:16:03] Speaker B: You definitely need. Just. It's crazy. We have that chance meeting and what's it called? I think the craziest thing is the both of you just love Latina women. [00:16:12] Speaker C: Yeah. But you know what? And I'm gonna say this on record. [00:16:14] Speaker B: Yes. [00:16:15] Speaker C: Don't, don't. Because you're just gonna get. It's a world full of hurt. [00:16:21] Speaker B: That's it. Just a world full of hurt. [00:16:24] Speaker C: It's just. [00:16:25] Speaker A: Thanks, dude. He's got the game for it. Let him. [00:16:30] Speaker C: I just don't. I said this on stage a couple Weeks ago, just kind of off the cuff, you know, when ice was picking up everybody and there was all the memes saying, like, trump saved the thick Latinas. Get rid of them, dude. Get rid of them all. And keep the landscape. You need the landscape. [00:16:45] Speaker B: You do need the landscapists. [00:16:46] Speaker C: I. I can't. You're gonna sit there. Here's. Here's why. Right? Pornhub exists. If you want to see a thick Latina, it's right at the click of a button. You do not need them in your house or make a family or anything like that. [00:16:58] Speaker B: So I've never. [00:16:59] Speaker C: I'm a guy with four of those kids. [00:17:02] Speaker A: Okay. All right. So maybe. Maybe there is a reason why we met Danny. So, like, foreshadowly. See, like. Yeah, it's basically just don't. The version of me being. [00:17:13] Speaker C: Oh, get a white. Get a white with good credit. [00:17:17] Speaker B: Yeah, have hamburger. [00:17:18] Speaker C: Have Hamburger Helper every night. [00:17:20] Speaker B: It's great. [00:17:21] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:17:21] Speaker C: You know, get r. You don't want to see, right? You see? [00:17:24] Speaker A: I said it's a world of heart, dude. [00:17:28] Speaker B: It's. [00:17:28] Speaker A: It's hell, bro. I'm telling you, it is hell. [00:17:31] Speaker C: Everyone's like, how. Like. How's it like being with a Puerto Rican? It's. It's jail. It's a. It's a. It's a life sentence. [00:17:37] Speaker A: All right. It looks like I. Looks like I passed my sentence. Look like I dodged my sentence. Yeah. Right. [00:17:43] Speaker B: Get down for the next one. [00:17:45] Speaker A: I'm. [00:17:45] Speaker C: That's the problem. [00:17:47] Speaker A: I don't know. But, like. [00:17:48] Speaker B: But then once you go that way, you ever gonna want to go back? [00:17:51] Speaker A: I don't. I. I have. I have no idea what you just. [00:17:55] Speaker C: I'm telling you, it's just. It really is. It's. [00:17:58] Speaker A: I have. I have no idea, but I would. I don't know. [00:18:00] Speaker C: There is nothing like it, though, right, When a Spanish girl, like, finds you attractive? [00:18:04] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:18:04] Speaker C: It's like, sure. [00:18:05] Speaker A: It says for sure. It's great. It's awesome. [00:18:08] Speaker C: It's the best. [00:18:08] Speaker A: I'm a huge fan of it. For sure. Yeah. And I just can't seem to get off at that. Dude, people are going crazy with the questions. When I was answering the questions, and. And I remember someone. Someone happened to mention something to you, but this. This guy that. I have no idea who. It was obviously gay. He asked, so you buy curious. That's when that question popped up the other day up on my Instagram 100, because then he DM'd me on the side, and I get, like, requests, and. And it said like, maybe you should experience. I was gonna like put it on my story and be like a minute. [00:18:40] Speaker C: What did this person look like? [00:18:43] Speaker A: It even looked like maybe a fake account, but it like, it literally looked like a boy band esque type guy named James. [00:18:49] Speaker C: I don't know if that was because. [00:18:51] Speaker B: Wait, hold on. [00:18:52] Speaker C: I'm not kidding. [00:18:53] Speaker B: I'm gonna show the same thing. [00:18:55] Speaker A: I never answered it, but I never answered mine either. [00:18:57] Speaker C: I got a, I got a, A DM a couple weeks ago and I'm like, who the is this? And I have a ton of mutual friends, so someone's. [00:19:04] Speaker B: Someone's with you guys. It's got to be somebody we know. [00:19:08] Speaker A: I mean, I just thought it was. [00:19:09] Speaker B: Are we taking off that it's not fonts? [00:19:11] Speaker C: I don't think it's fonts. I hope not. Where the is it? [00:19:18] Speaker A: Back to it. I just like, I literally laugh because I all I said in the videos, like right now I'm just really stuck on Latina woman and boobies. That's just. That's me. I'm not gonna. [00:19:26] Speaker B: That's what you said. [00:19:27] Speaker A: Yeah, that's. That was that video. [00:19:29] Speaker C: Oh, no, this. This kid's name was Corey. But I mean, like, look at that. [00:19:35] Speaker B: Oh, that's gay. [00:19:36] Speaker C: You know what I mean? [00:19:37] Speaker B: Oh, he just, he subed you. [00:19:38] Speaker C: Yeah. Stopped me when you were saying this. I was like, oh, boy, we both got it. [00:19:43] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:19:44] Speaker A: Yeah. No, I got James, you got, you got Cody, Corey or whatever the it. But. [00:19:48] Speaker C: But what it's worth for Corey and beautiful eyebrows. [00:19:50] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:19:51] Speaker B: I'm gonna be honest. That's not a bad compliment as well. [00:19:55] Speaker C: Oh, getting hit on by a gay guy. Yeah, it's the best. [00:19:57] Speaker B: Yeah, it's not a bad compliment. [00:19:58] Speaker A: No, it's, it's. It's definitely not, but I just. [00:20:03] Speaker B: Yes, obviously. Well, I don't know. [00:20:05] Speaker A: Actually, you, you facts go over there. [00:20:08] Speaker B: I don't know about you. You like, you give off that vibe sometimes. Like you have. [00:20:11] Speaker A: I give off of. I. I give off a vibe of. [00:20:14] Speaker B: Just a gay vibe. [00:20:15] Speaker A: I give off a gay vibe. Think about that. Just think about that. [00:20:18] Speaker B: Someone called me today and. [00:20:19] Speaker A: No one called you. No one called you today. [00:20:21] Speaker B: I swear. [00:20:22] Speaker A: No one called. [00:20:22] Speaker B: Okay, I'll show you the phone call. It had nothing to do with you. I was going to say someone said that Justin comes off as gay. Like his voice, that they think he could be bi, curious, all this. [00:20:31] Speaker C: I think Justin's voice is the best in Massachusetts. [00:20:34] Speaker B: It's just that slow. [00:20:36] Speaker C: I listened, I listened to his review of the Brown jug again with 47 different cheeses. Yeah, it's the best. You got mozzarella and you got a sixth of something. I'm like, a sixth dude. A sixth of a certain type of cheese in there. [00:20:52] Speaker B: A sixth. A six pot. [00:20:54] Speaker C: Yeah. Of the block of cheese. [00:20:56] Speaker A: It's good with voiceovers. [00:20:57] Speaker C: Yeah, it was good. [00:20:59] Speaker B: Well, he got a gay voice. That's fine. I agree with that. Oh, he has, like, a whiny voice, I would say. [00:21:04] Speaker A: He has a. Like, he has, like, a narrow. I don't. Narrative. I don't know. [00:21:09] Speaker B: I told him he should have been doing that a while ago, like, voiceovers. [00:21:12] Speaker A: And in narrating, he can hear. He can narrate a National Geographic set, you know, something of that nature. [00:21:20] Speaker C: And here comes the hyena. [00:21:23] Speaker A: Or. Or it would be better if he did it, like, locally. True. Actually. That would be, like, a good voice for that stuff. Like dining Playbook or whatever these other weird shows are. [00:21:32] Speaker B: Or just like, talking about a junkie walking into Dunkin Donuts. Now the junkie walks in to Dunkin. [00:21:37] Speaker C: Donuts, and he orders 16 creams and 16 sugars. Wow, that's a good one. Is he gonna get the French crella glazed stick? [00:21:51] Speaker B: I guess it is today. [00:21:54] Speaker C: Oh, and look at that. He picked up someone else's mobile order. That doesn't look like a jasmine. [00:22:04] Speaker A: All right, so speaking of. I thought he was going to say, speaking of which, I am going back to Puerto Rico in September. [00:22:10] Speaker C: I'm going in October. [00:22:11] Speaker A: Are you really? [00:22:12] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:22:12] Speaker A: Nice. [00:22:13] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:22:14] Speaker B: You going with the fam? [00:22:15] Speaker C: Yeah, it's her grandmother's, like, 30th year of being dead, and they, like celebrating it. [00:22:23] Speaker B: They're not. They're not going to, like, dig her up. [00:22:25] Speaker A: And, like, I think they do. [00:22:26] Speaker C: Some people, they. They don't put them underground. They're just in concrete above ground like a mausoleum. [00:22:32] Speaker A: Yeah. So, yeah, they're about that. They're all about the really close family ties. [00:22:38] Speaker C: Y. And when I first met her uncles, like, she was like, they're gonna hate you. Like, what the. [00:22:45] Speaker A: No way. [00:22:46] Speaker C: Like, she's like, there's no way that they're gonna love by the end of the night. I'm doing shots with them at 3am like, they. How do you not love them? [00:22:53] Speaker B: I think that's where they pissed her. [00:22:55] Speaker C: Oh, one. Yeah, yeah. Thousand percent. [00:22:56] Speaker B: She's like, oh, this. [00:22:58] Speaker C: Oh, my God. You know? But they're very. There's like, six brothers. They're all huge. There's one little guy, and me and him get along just fine. I just rest my arm on him. But I'm actually looking forward to it because, like, they really did, like, take me in, right. And she was, like, preparing me for the worst. I still talk to all her cousins, even though, like, she really doesn't anymore. It's great. Go drinking with them and stuff. [00:23:18] Speaker B: Yeah. The only one talking. Yeah, that's funny. [00:23:20] Speaker A: That's actually hilarious. I got told, I got told something very similar. That's why I laugh so much. I got told, like, my mother will hate you. And if there's anything about me, like, growing up wise, I was always, always, always welcome back in any house I went in because I was so respectful. [00:23:35] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah. [00:23:36] Speaker A: I'm a nice, I'm a nice, respectful person. So, like, when I was told, like, oh, because of our social medias. Right? [00:23:41] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:23:41] Speaker A: And her seeing the part and Maxi in the podcast being like, this is ridiculous. Like, all I, like, you don't know how a Puerto Rican family works. Like, they're gonna, like, one person's gonna look it up and then share it with this person. They're all gonna have, like, something to say. I'm like, honey, not for nothing, I actually think that that's everything in today's world. Like, my aunts would do the same exact thing with you. [00:24:01] Speaker C: Right. [00:24:02] Speaker A: But you know, just because I'm screaming about selling an X ray X rated game at Blockbuster, like, I'm much different in person. Like, I'm sure, like, sure, your parents love. Oh, you have tattoos. Like, like, oh, okay. Yeah, that was like, the whole thing. Because they're her grandparents still live over there, and they're like hardcore Puerto Rican, whatever that entails. But I know tattoos really isn't like. [00:24:27] Speaker C: Puerto Ricans have a sense of entitlement, I'll tell you that for free. [00:24:32] Speaker A: I'll tell you that. [00:24:34] Speaker B: Hates Puerto Ricans. [00:24:34] Speaker C: No, I just, I've dealt with them so much. Like, it's part of my life, to be honest. [00:24:39] Speaker B: Right. [00:24:39] Speaker A: But I never knew. I never knew this. I'm so happy. I know this. [00:24:43] Speaker C: But they think they're better than every other Hispanic brand out there. Brand. That's a terrible. [00:24:48] Speaker B: If you call them Dominican, they lose their mind. [00:24:50] Speaker C: Lose their mind. [00:24:51] Speaker B: That's how. That's the first thing you do. [00:24:53] Speaker A: Like, it's like you're calling them like, like scumbag disrespect. Like you're being disrespectful. [00:24:57] Speaker C: But they. [00:24:58] Speaker B: Speaking of that, next time I see Christy, I'm gonna definitely say, like, oh, are you Dominican? [00:25:03] Speaker C: You should. [00:25:03] Speaker B: I'm definitely gonna Say O. Yeah. [00:25:06] Speaker C: And my daughter's body was here. Just be like, oh, I didn't know you guys are Dominic. [00:25:09] Speaker B: We would have brought some. [00:25:10] Speaker C: Yeah. And then like, they call like, the bottom of the rice. [00:25:13] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:25:14] Speaker C: The Puerto Ricans call it pig out. [00:25:15] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:25:15] Speaker C: Dominicans call it concord. Not that that means anything to you, but if you say, like, oh, my favorite part of the rice is the concon. She'll be like. [00:25:25] Speaker B: But speaking. You did say something. I just want to hop back on. You called yourself respectful around, you know, friends, mothers and all that stuff. Do you consider respectful, like, trying to all your friends. Do you consider that respectful? [00:25:39] Speaker A: I've never done that. So, I mean, you know, listen, if there's al. [00:25:44] Speaker C: Just stir it. [00:25:45] Speaker B: Maybe that's a. Maybe that's a rumor that was on this podcast and that's just a vicious room that I remember you saying. [00:25:50] Speaker A: Yeah. So if that was ever to be a case. I mean, everyone has their own. You know, everyone makes their own choices. But at the end of the day, I'm respectful. I'm a respectful. I'm a respectful lad. I'm a good. I'm always respectful lad. [00:26:05] Speaker B: And a respectful lover. [00:26:06] Speaker A: I'm. Yeah. What the. I don't know what that means, but yeah. [00:26:09] Speaker B: I don't know. [00:26:10] Speaker A: I don't know what a. [00:26:10] Speaker C: Respect. [00:26:11] Speaker A: What's a respectful lover? [00:26:12] Speaker B: Assume, like, maybe you eat the broad oat. I mean, what would respectful lover be? [00:26:16] Speaker A: Yeah. If that. If that categorizes. [00:26:17] Speaker C: Right. [00:26:18] Speaker B: That's respect. Yeah. She's gonna get hers. You're gonna get yours. [00:26:21] Speaker A: I definitely. Yeah. Well, where's mine? And so. Yeah, no, I'm. I'm. I'm good on my end. I mean, I would never think that. I get that, though. That. That makes a lot of sense that here. Here and all that. It just kind of every bit of. [00:26:36] Speaker C: It's tr. It does. [00:26:38] Speaker A: It does definitely does seem that I didn't want to say it because maybe it's like, I haven't had enough. You've had. Obviously. How long have you been with. [00:26:45] Speaker C: This will be 18, I think. [00:26:47] Speaker B: Holy. [00:26:48] Speaker C: Yeah, but it wasn't all lollipops and roses. [00:26:52] Speaker A: No. Right. [00:26:57] Speaker C: Yeah. Yeah. [00:26:58] Speaker B: 19, 20. That's a long time. It's never going to be lollipops and. [00:27:01] Speaker C: Rainbows, but I mean, like, we've, like, we split up, moved out of different houses, got back together. You know what I mean? Like. Like that. [00:27:06] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:27:08] Speaker C: What the was I going to say, though, about Puerto Rican? Oh, did. Did your ex have kids or. No. [00:27:13] Speaker A: No. [00:27:14] Speaker C: So one thing that I will. And I. It took me a while to get used to it. Now I'm like, mad if it doesn't happen. Puerto Rican women always serve their man before anyone else in the family. And I was always taught, like, feed the kids first, you feed the father first. [00:27:29] Speaker B: Yeah, that's wild. [00:27:30] Speaker C: Yeah, that's wild because, like, salivating and I'm just sitting here mowing. [00:27:34] Speaker B: My mother will serve my father, then me, me, and then everybody else. [00:27:37] Speaker C: All right. All right. [00:27:38] Speaker B: Now actually, she. Sometimes she hits my kid off and then she gets to my wife. [00:27:42] Speaker C: Got you. [00:27:42] Speaker B: You know what I mean? [00:27:43] Speaker C: Yeah. So, yeah, I always thought that was. [00:27:45] Speaker B: And then she serves herself last. [00:27:46] Speaker C: Yeah, for sure. And she makes sure that everyone's good. And then she'll sit down. [00:27:50] Speaker B: Yeah, that's nice. [00:27:51] Speaker C: Even if, like, you are the. Like, if I go on a three day bender. [00:27:55] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:27:55] Speaker C: And I'm the most hated person in the world, I'm still fed first. There might be cyanide in it, but yeah, yeah, she's. She feeds me first. [00:28:02] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I barely got cooked for, but. Are you sure you had a Puerto Rican dude? I'm. I'm sure. Oh, brother. I am, I am. I am sure. I am sure that I will say, how many times you been to Puerto Rico? [00:28:20] Speaker C: Once. [00:28:20] Speaker A: Oh, really? Only once? [00:28:22] Speaker C: Yeah. And she lives in, like, Patias. It's like the. [00:28:26] Speaker A: It's the. Is that the mountains? Oh, yeah, that's the mounds. Right. [00:28:28] Speaker C: When it's. When it's knockout. That's it. There's no street lights. [00:28:31] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:28:31] Speaker C: It's just you and a goat talking. [00:28:33] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. And where. Where my ex was from. Pretty sure something similar that, like, the what? Like, you know, the up stuff that goes up over there. Like, energy goes out. Like, electricity goes out. Water this down the third. And they have all these systems how to make things work, like, and how to do everything. And I'm like, damn. She would go down there for like weeks at a time. But they throw like a huge. The grandmother throws this ginormous party for. I think it's New Year's or whatever it was. And like, Daisy stopped working at one point. I'm like, dude, I just couldn't live like that. Like, I just know, like, I don't care if it sounds spoiled or not. Like, that's why you got to be like, thankful for everything you have. Like, because I just was imagining that my mom was even saying she's like, puerto Rico's in a blackout. I'm like, yeah, apparently that happens more often than not. Yeah. Exactly. I'm like, apparently that's like a avid thing that happens there, so that's fucking terrible. [00:29:25] Speaker B: I could not pitch you. Not having the mental capacity to deal with the AC going out. Because one time we're on the golf course and, like, National Grid was, like, switching over a service or something, and there was, like, a lull and he wasn't there to turn on his service. You would have thought his mother got. [00:29:38] Speaker C: Raped in front of him. [00:29:40] Speaker B: Like, he was just like, oh, my God, dude. [00:29:44] Speaker A: I was. It was like. It was. It was bad electricity for three hours. Yes, it was bad, bro, because I just didn't want them. [00:29:52] Speaker B: We were golfing. [00:29:55] Speaker A: We were golfing. I just hit, like, a great shot with my five wood on that. I know exactly what we would do. Just talking about this just the other day, riding in the golf cart, like, yo, what hole we on? Where I freaked out because I had to get home and what. And because I had my electricity. Oh, dude. [00:30:10] Speaker B: Oh. [00:30:10] Speaker A: Life is nuts because you go through all these crazy things. All these ups, downs, lefts, right? [00:30:17] Speaker B: You think that was an up or a down? [00:30:19] Speaker A: It was somewhere in the middle. It had to be, because turn. Getting it turned back on was a positive thing, but me having to leave golf was, like, a such negative thing. And it was a beautiful day out, but, like, I had to be there. Like, the electricity got turned off, and I had the opportunity to get it turned back on, but they had a. No one told me I had to be there, else I would have went golfing. [00:30:36] Speaker C: Right. [00:30:37] Speaker A: But it just. It's just nuts. It, like, that's all in different parts of my. There's so many different part. Like, I'm sure you guys could do it, too. Like, you know, you go down the timeline and you could just pick and pop and. Like, I was doing. [00:30:48] Speaker B: If I saw that, like, if I didn't know you, I'd be like, wow, this is the most mentally weak human being I've ever seen in my life. [00:30:54] Speaker A: Like, just his reaction to it. [00:30:56] Speaker B: Like, I get it, you know, Wants to leave golf. Like, that sucks. No, but he went full retire. He went full retard on it. So I could just picture you. And, you know, the grandmothers now are boxes wicked sweaty because the AC went out and you have to smell the grandmother's box for six hours. I could picture you getting. [00:31:11] Speaker A: I would just get hammered and knock myself out. [00:31:13] Speaker B: That's it. [00:31:14] Speaker A: I think that's the. [00:31:14] Speaker B: I think that's. That's pretty much the answer to everything. [00:31:17] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:31:17] Speaker C: How many times you been In Puerto Rico once. [00:31:19] Speaker A: It was the b. I wish I never went. It was the best trip I've ever been on. [00:31:24] Speaker C: Awesome. [00:31:24] Speaker A: It was the best trip. [00:31:25] Speaker B: Oh, so it was the best trip. [00:31:26] Speaker A: No, it was the best. Like, you guys don't understand. Like, all. All kidding. Aside from me being infatuated with. With my ex when I was down there, it was beautiful. It was, like, 70 times harder than what it is right now outside. I will say that it's way hotter than I thought. It was super nice, bro. Like, there's so much, like, there's so much nice about the island to like, to offer. And the fact I'm going back to a Bad Bunny concert. [00:31:49] Speaker C: Like, oh, is that where you're going? [00:31:50] Speaker A: Yeah. How are you going? [00:31:51] Speaker C: You have to be a resident. [00:31:52] Speaker A: No, you can fit. I figured it out. I figured it out. I figured out. I bought on resale, and I figured out a way to. To have it. To have it work out. But she did at the time, like, give her cousins. I think she was. She was trying to give them money to wait in line because you have to have the res residency X, Y, and Z. Then you get put on the. The back order list. I signed up for a couple things. I got an opportunity for two tickets, and I. And I. And I. And I jumped right on it. Who you going with? I don't know yet. I don't know. I don't know whether to maybe pick somebody that, like, I might want to like. [00:32:23] Speaker B: I think you break down some white. [00:32:25] Speaker A: Girl with some pink nipples, you could. [00:32:27] Speaker B: Yeah, just as, like, shove it in this girl's face. Some white. White bra with pink nipples. [00:32:31] Speaker A: I could do that. That would be kind of. That could. Would be kind of it. I also want to maybe, like, do, like, you have a scene on Tik Tok or where it's a girl that, like, that would even be better. You ever see a girl like, that's like, oh, like, have a plus one to a wedding? Like, I'm looking for somebody to take a raffle. [00:32:46] Speaker C: Are you gonna do a raffle for Bad Bunny? [00:32:48] Speaker A: I was thinking about doing some type of contest online and, like, just maybe try and get some heat for, like, trying not to get some heat from it, but try and get some traction from it. [00:32:55] Speaker B: I got a girl that will definitely go. I don't know if she'll. You. But she'll definitely go. [00:32:58] Speaker A: I don't. Yeah, it's that. Just hold on. [00:33:01] Speaker B: If you. [00:33:02] Speaker C: If you did a raffle not. You would get the most traction. Do you know many people want to go to that concert. [00:33:07] Speaker B: I know he would definitely. That would definitely do some numbers. [00:33:09] Speaker A: So, like, to me. So the whole story behind this of how I got this is her. And, like, we were talking about it, obviously, dude, like, you want to talk about, like, for us, like, there's God, right? For Puerto Ricans, there's Bad Bunny. And that's just straight up. I don't give a fuck. [00:33:25] Speaker B: They really like them that much. [00:33:26] Speaker A: Dude, it's God in Bad Bunny. They're right. [00:33:29] Speaker C: The new age Sel. Like, yeah, it's crazy. [00:33:33] Speaker B: She's gonna get killed out there. [00:33:34] Speaker A: So she's like. So she. I really don't think I will. Unless, like, someone's just not you. [00:33:38] Speaker B: I'm talking about Bad Bunny. [00:33:39] Speaker A: Oh. Oh, maybe. [00:33:40] Speaker C: Oh, he's a. He's a godo dad. [00:33:42] Speaker A: If someone does. Yeah, they're. They're killing God. Anyways, I bought these on the low to surprise her. Okay, good surprise. Great surprise. [00:33:53] Speaker C: This is the most recent X. [00:33:55] Speaker A: Yes. [00:33:55] Speaker C: Oh, baby, yeah. Oh, baby, yeah. [00:33:59] Speaker A: And so I had them. And then we were, like, going through. We went, like. We had, like, a little fight. And then I. I surprised with dinner. I had them. I still. I have. It's an envelope with her name on it and the two tickets. And I had it with me in my glove compartment. And then when we went up to the apartment, I brought it and I put it under a pillow to surprise her. And we woke up, and it was like a bad. It was like a bad dream, dude. It was. It was very toxic. It was very. We were very distant from each other. I could feel something was off. So I grabbed the envelope and I was like, you know what? Like, I don't think she deserves these right now. Like, this ain't really going too right like that. Like, I'm gonna hold on to this for a second and find another bet and find a better time. Yeah, whatever. I get broken up with two days later, and I'm just like, that. She had no idea, like. And I bought him for her birthday, too. So her birthday was like. Her birthday's down, like, September, but I got it 9, 7. So it's a Saturday show. [00:34:53] Speaker C: What if she has this episode and just starts going, she comes back to you. [00:34:59] Speaker A: No, I. I can't. I would need. I would need, like. I would need in depth, an in depth, like, case file that's, like, that thick of why everything happened. So I. Yeah, Gilly, I'm. I. I'm. I'm a ticket short. I don't know what to do with it. But I'm sure I'll find. [00:35:14] Speaker C: I say you do that. I say you have a raffle. Dude. You would have. You would have women around the corner trying to get at this. At this ticket. [00:35:22] Speaker A: That's what I'm thinking and I, I actually don't mind that. I don't think it's that bad of an idea. [00:35:26] Speaker C: You should do it like balloon with all of them lined up and just not asking the question. [00:35:31] Speaker A: Walk up. [00:35:32] Speaker C: Yeah, you're done. Some 300 pound rhino officers. [00:35:39] Speaker A: There is some way, there's some content I dare out of this. There is 100. [00:35:43] Speaker B: And then you gotta obviously document it. [00:35:44] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. [00:35:45] Speaker C: That's the whole purpose. [00:35:46] Speaker A: Oh yeah. [00:35:46] Speaker B: You're gonna give yourself. I think you do this in July because it's coming in September. [00:35:50] Speaker A: I was gonna do it at. I was gonna do it like in the middle of July. If that's not too bad idea. You can still buy tickets and find a whole. [00:35:58] Speaker C: You. I think you got to do it beforehand because you need that rail ID to travel now, right? What if these bras don't get the rail id? [00:36:05] Speaker A: I mean, then you know. [00:36:06] Speaker B: Well only apply if you got a real ID. [00:36:08] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's. Yeah. 21. [00:36:10] Speaker B: Why don't you take one of our listeners. [00:36:12] Speaker A: No, yeah, that's it. We're just gonna. [00:36:15] Speaker B: I got someone for you. [00:36:17] Speaker A: Yeah. No, no, you don't. [00:36:19] Speaker C: How's. How. [00:36:19] Speaker A: I just know. I know you don't. So I don't know. [00:36:22] Speaker B: I don't know how many there are. They don't really. I think people silently listen and then they. Because they'll make jokes when you're up vote. Yeah, but they don't admit that they listen. You know what I mean? So what's the women listenership of pulling the cork? [00:36:35] Speaker C: It's bigger than you think. [00:36:36] Speaker B: I know we looked at the numbers. It was like 30. [00:36:38] Speaker C: I don't know the actual number. That's all Brandon. Brendan does the numbers crunching, but it's like as far as Patreon members, I think we have six, seven. [00:36:48] Speaker B: That ain't bad. [00:36:49] Speaker C: You know what I mean? [00:36:50] Speaker B: That's not bad on the Patreon, like 6, 7%, right? [00:36:53] Speaker C: No, I think like total like six girls. [00:36:55] Speaker B: That's what I'm saying though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's not bad. [00:36:57] Speaker A: Yeah, it's still not bad. [00:36:58] Speaker C: That at least we did at one point. You know that. But no, dude, I mean there's no. [00:37:03] Speaker B: Beef girls that want to go with Nico. [00:37:05] Speaker C: Well, put it this way, right? Sometimes we get a little carried Away with, like, jokes. [00:37:09] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:37:09] Speaker C: And, like, we might lose a couple, of course. [00:37:11] Speaker B: I can see that. [00:37:12] Speaker A: Yeah, that makes sense. [00:37:13] Speaker B: You guys are pretty. [00:37:13] Speaker C: Yeah, we get a little carried away talking about dick sometimes. It happens. [00:37:17] Speaker B: Well, I mean, that episode the Ferg was on was insane. [00:37:19] Speaker C: Insane. [00:37:20] Speaker B: He talked about the whole time. [00:37:21] Speaker C: He's a child. He just loves. [00:37:25] Speaker B: He just love. He's like, I could tell anybody's sizes by looking. [00:37:28] Speaker C: I was like, all right, let's wrap. [00:37:29] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:37:29] Speaker A: Ye. He's just like, all right. [00:37:33] Speaker B: Speaking of beefs, y' all. Little Beefy Smalls. Is that what your nickname is or just Small. [00:37:37] Speaker C: Beefy Smalls? Beefy Smalls. Malden Muffalo. Yeah. [00:37:41] Speaker B: You're big on the beef page on North Shore beefs giving you rankings. [00:37:45] Speaker C: One of my daughter graduated from the vocal last night, and one of her teachers came up to me. He was like, I love your videos. Just pass my daughter, pal. I don't care. [00:37:52] Speaker A: Yeah, me. [00:37:55] Speaker B: So that's not gotten Covid. Is that when it kind of started, or when did that page start? [00:37:59] Speaker C: I got on that page, I think, in 2019. My buddy Joe Gatelle told me about it. He was like, dude, they tell. They talk about, like, all the best, best places. He's like, we got to get up to Harrison's. [00:38:08] Speaker B: Like, that's what happened back in the day. [00:38:09] Speaker C: Yeah. Merrimack College. I remember going there when I was visiting my cousin, and they had a decent beef, and I was like, rip. Rip. Yeah. They tried to make a comeback. Didn't happen. [00:38:17] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:38:19] Speaker C: But then, like, from that point, the page, like, blew up, and I was just a lurker for the longest time. And I remember, like, my first picture, I got ripped to shreds because I took a bite out of it. [00:38:32] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:38:32] Speaker C: Big. No. No. [00:38:32] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. And it was a bunch of rules. [00:38:34] Speaker C: It was a girl, and she was like, you piece of lose a underbite. And I'm like, you. Wow. Like, this is bad, right? Fell in love with it immediately. [00:38:44] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:38:44] Speaker C: Like, I think it was, like, a dominatrix thing with me. I wanted to get beat up. Up. [00:38:47] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:38:48] Speaker C: And then I did. I did a couple pitches, and then finally, I did a video. I was up at Xenos in Ipswich. Very, very good beef. And that's kind of like when it just took off. People heard my voice, and they're like, what the is wrong with that thing? [00:39:04] Speaker B: That's why I want to hear your rap only because I want to hear how. How your voice sounded in your raps. [00:39:08] Speaker C: I mean, I probably put on, like, a I probably sounded like Bubba Spocks or something, you know? [00:39:12] Speaker B: Is that what you think? Like a real raspy voice. [00:39:16] Speaker A: Real raspy. [00:39:17] Speaker C: I get me to the den. [00:39:19] Speaker B: Get me to the den. [00:39:21] Speaker C: It was, but, oh, that. And then, like, they did a, A video contest, and it was just me and my pathfinder that I get outside right now. And I was just doing beef reviews in the car. And this, I was going against this guy who I love, Craig Kimberly. He legit has a setup like this when he does his beef reviews. [00:39:42] Speaker B: Oh, really? [00:39:42] Speaker C: He's a, he's a like, like 4D videos, edits. Right. All that. And I was the heavy underdog. Heavy. And I mean this with all due respect. I beat him by close to 200 votes. [00:39:54] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:39:55] Speaker C: And they'll just like. And we were all out to dinner that night when we won. When I won, Frog took us three and the kid, Dan Bob, that wears no clothes when he does his reviews. And he took us out to dinner and as, like, you know, he paid for the whole thing. And I met Craig and, like, we just hit it off. He's a dynamite guy. [00:40:12] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:40:12] Speaker C: And he's been on the show. He's huge into barbecue. He's got his own YouTube channel. Very successful. He's won contests and loves food. [00:40:20] Speaker A: That's crazy. [00:40:21] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. [00:40:21] Speaker A: That's nuts when you're getting competitive in competitive barbecuing. [00:40:25] Speaker C: He's a. Yo. He brought us barbecue to a, to a show one time. And it was. And I'm not saying this because he was. Dude, it was lights out. [00:40:32] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:40:33] Speaker C: And like, he drove from Guan Pasta. The heat, Kate, like, was still in, like, the aluminum foil. All we did was drizzle like a little, like, I think it was blue hogs. Barbecue sauce. [00:40:42] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:40:43] Speaker C: They sell it at Walmart, by the way. No big deal. Dude, it was unbelievable. He gave us ribs. It was. [00:40:50] Speaker B: I think I gotta get some Craig Kimberly in my life. [00:40:52] Speaker C: Yeah, you do. [00:40:52] Speaker B: I think I definitely need. [00:40:53] Speaker A: I need, like, a southern barbecue. [00:40:55] Speaker B: I, I, that's one thing that we don't have. Great. No, I don't think there's a ton of great places. [00:41:00] Speaker A: No, I know. [00:41:01] Speaker C: Rusty can. Can's good. [00:41:03] Speaker A: Rusty can's good. It's just a little. It's deep. It's a little deep. [00:41:05] Speaker B: I feel like the other part of. [00:41:07] Speaker A: The other part of that is. I think it's called. I think it's called Sweet Cheeks. [00:41:13] Speaker B: Sweet Cheeks ain't bad. [00:41:15] Speaker A: Sweet Cheeks. That's my go to before Fenway. [00:41:18] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:41:18] Speaker A: All the time. That's where I Go with my dad. And that's. [00:41:21] Speaker B: Sweet cheeks is good. [00:41:22] Speaker A: Great spot. [00:41:23] Speaker C: How about you? Have been a Tennessee barbecue? [00:41:26] Speaker B: No, but people say it's all right. [00:41:27] Speaker C: Yeah, it's not bad. Yeah, Smokehouse ain't bad either. Where's that one? [00:41:31] Speaker A: No. Oh, good call. That's not bad. [00:41:33] Speaker B: The Rail House. They have one. They have one. [00:41:35] Speaker A: Oh, they have one. Assembly row. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. [00:41:37] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. [00:41:38] Speaker B: They're like one of the new places open. [00:41:39] Speaker A: It's not bad. It's definitely not five locations. It's. It's all right. [00:41:43] Speaker B: Solid. [00:41:43] Speaker A: Some of it's. [00:41:44] Speaker B: I get it. Uber eats it. I. Sometimes. [00:41:46] Speaker C: You know, there's a guy in Malden and he. He's on like the. You know, like those city pages where everyone complains if they hear a noise. [00:41:54] Speaker B: Yes. You know, like the 3:11. [00:41:56] Speaker C: I heard a bang. Did you guys hear that bang? I. Those pages kill me. But there's a guy on there and he has won. He shows like all his medals, but kind of gives off like cereal killer vibes. [00:42:07] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:42:08] Speaker C: But I do want to try his barbecue, but I think that that's his way of killing people. This guy's face just screams. I have Mason jaws full of belly button lint. [00:42:15] Speaker B: Well, that. He's probably feeding you the Mason jaws. Yeah, feeding you people's. [00:42:18] Speaker C: But he, like, whatever reason, every time he takes a picture of the meat, right? His face is there. And I'm like, what, can you do it on purpose? I. Dude, I think so. [00:42:26] Speaker B: I think he does too. [00:42:27] Speaker C: It's so. It's so. [00:42:29] Speaker A: You got to have your own. You got to have your draw to it. [00:42:31] Speaker C: For sure. [00:42:31] Speaker B: Yeah, that's his draw. [00:42:32] Speaker C: His. He's got a face that, like. [00:42:35] Speaker B: What's his name? Give me. Show me a picture. I gotta see a picture of this. Now. [00:42:39] Speaker C: It's. It's a little creepy, but he. Dude, he wins. Like, he. Yeah, you know what I mean? Like, first in place barbecue, like, crazy. [00:42:47] Speaker B: Is he making the competition himself, though? [00:42:49] Speaker C: I don't know. [00:42:50] Speaker B: Is this real? [00:42:51] Speaker C: Why don't I know where these competitions are? I'd love to go. You know, you gotta ask Craig. [00:42:55] Speaker B: Get Craig involved. Be like, hey, is this an actual barbecue competition or is he just trying to kill people? Maybe he's Jeffrey Damo reincarnated. [00:43:02] Speaker C: Like that. That guy doesn't give you the creeps. [00:43:05] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. He looks like. [00:43:06] Speaker C: Like that might be human meat. [00:43:08] Speaker B: He could just. The way he looks. [00:43:10] Speaker A: He just stares at it. Smoking Papa. [00:43:12] Speaker C: Yeah, that's. That's his name, by the way. Smoking Papa. That's A little gay. [00:43:17] Speaker B: Super gay. I would say. I would say he definitely looks like he could be a pedophile. Looks the same way to. You know, he probably reads books to kid kindergarten classes and looks like that. But you know what I wanted to do? I wanted to get you a blind ranking of your top five roast beef places. So we're going to throw out a roast beef place and you rank them one to five. Now, you don't know what's coming next. Okay, let's start with pizza. Moving. [00:43:43] Speaker C: Three. [00:43:43] Speaker B: Three. Nixon. Burlington. [00:43:46] Speaker C: Haven't had it yet. [00:43:47] Speaker B: All right, so you want me to take that off? I'll take that off. Let's go, Xenos. [00:43:52] Speaker C: Four. [00:43:53] Speaker B: Four. So we got. What do you say was three? [00:43:56] Speaker A: Pizza. [00:43:56] Speaker B: Pizza mobile. One's three. [00:43:58] Speaker A: Yeah, I'm keeping. I'll keep. [00:43:59] Speaker B: Zenos is four. I always lose track of this. That's why Lon's and Peabody. [00:44:07] Speaker C: Two. [00:44:08] Speaker B: Two. Let's go. Nicks in Essex. [00:44:15] Speaker C: They're not top five. I'll put them at five. [00:44:17] Speaker B: You put them at five. I'm giving it to you. What about Glenn's and Rev? [00:44:20] Speaker C: I hate you, dude. I hate. I hate your guts. You're going to make me put them at one? [00:44:24] Speaker B: I didn't make you do nothing. [00:44:25] Speaker C: Can I switch it? [00:44:26] Speaker B: No. [00:44:26] Speaker C: Oh, then I have to put him at one. [00:44:28] Speaker B: So Glenn's is. Glenn's is one. [00:44:30] Speaker C: I should have known. [00:44:32] Speaker B: Redo your five. So what would you have at one? [00:44:35] Speaker C: I'm not going to say this whole lot. [00:44:36] Speaker A: So you got pe. [00:44:37] Speaker C: Hold on. That guy is the absolute. He's the nicest. [00:44:39] Speaker B: I love that guy. [00:44:40] Speaker C: He's a sweetheart. [00:44:40] Speaker B: It's a solid beef. Stop. [00:44:42] Speaker C: It's a. It's not top five. [00:44:44] Speaker B: Work a man's beef. Yeah, I mean, according to you, you have Glenn's as number one. You have. What did he have? Have his two ZOs. [00:44:51] Speaker C: No, Lon. [00:44:52] Speaker B: Lon's two. Okay. [00:44:53] Speaker A: Zeno is for pizza. [00:44:56] Speaker C: Three. I should have known better. [00:44:57] Speaker B: Yeah, I'm gonna. We eliminated Bellas from the list because they're the clear top one. And Martin. Martin. One. Two, if you get me modern. [00:45:04] Speaker A: Where's that? Where's Bellas? [00:45:06] Speaker C: That was in 1211 Osgood Street, North Andover. [00:45:08] Speaker B: It doesn't stand for Narcotics and Anonymous, just to let you know. Stands for North Andover. Bell is in modernist. [00:45:17] Speaker C: The best. [00:45:17] Speaker B: Okay. And Ted. Ted Law. First of all, Harry's gonna be so mad at you that you didn't even put him in his top five. [00:45:23] Speaker C: Well, yeah, he didn't offer it. So, like, who's he really mad. [00:45:27] Speaker B: You think he's gonna come back and listen to this podcast? [00:45:29] Speaker C: Who's he really mad at though? [00:45:30] Speaker B: You said the top five and it's unbelievable. That's only getting. [00:45:34] Speaker C: I should have known. But it's my own fault. [00:45:35] Speaker B: Cleanse number one, two. [00:45:38] Speaker C: They're open till what, 3:00am that's cool. [00:45:40] Speaker B: No, I don't even think they're open that late anymore. [00:45:41] Speaker C: They used to be. [00:45:42] Speaker B: They're only open till like 8 o' clock. [00:45:43] Speaker A: No, he's got a good beef, bro. Mike's got a good beef. Beef. [00:45:46] Speaker B: You don't like what's on his beef? [00:45:48] Speaker C: I'm scared to ask. [00:45:49] Speaker A: Yeah, you already. Oh, you don't know this? [00:45:51] Speaker C: I don't think so. [00:45:52] Speaker A: Ketchup. [00:45:54] Speaker B: Just ketchup? [00:45:56] Speaker A: Not just ketchup. You put cheese. Yeah. Put cheese in mail. [00:45:59] Speaker B: Ketchup, mayo and cheese. Sorry. That's his three way. And then you wonder why this girl left him to die. Dude put him into shambles. He should make it to catch up to make a 10 minute crying video on you putting ketchup. [00:46:12] Speaker A: Ketchup. Dude. I've now put. I now will eat it with sauce. [00:46:16] Speaker B: Yeah. Cuz the sauce is unbelievable. Cuz it's what makes the whole sandwich. [00:46:19] Speaker A: It's. It's. It's. Yeah, it's not bad. It's good. [00:46:22] Speaker B: I get mad at people that put sauce on the side. Ferg gets mad at me for getting mad at people for putting sauce on the side. But I think that. Why would you do that when you're eating it inside? [00:46:29] Speaker A: I did. Don't do that. I don't do that. [00:46:31] Speaker B: People are eating it inside. [00:46:32] Speaker A: What's. [00:46:32] Speaker B: They're inside putting it on the side. Okay. You're going on a 45 minute ride. I can understand. [00:46:38] Speaker A: Oh, actually, you know who's got a better one? One. That. That one. What's the one that we. That's next to the liquor store. [00:46:43] Speaker C: Is he serious? That's Glenn. [00:46:45] Speaker B: That's Glenn's. [00:46:45] Speaker A: I don't. I'm. I'm. Yeah. Oh yeah. That's not bad beef. [00:46:49] Speaker C: Welcome to the convo. [00:46:50] Speaker B: It's on Danny's number one. That's number one. [00:46:53] Speaker C: Oh, they want. [00:46:53] Speaker A: It's not one. [00:46:54] Speaker B: Dude. The thing is, is like I love Glenn's. Okay. I love it. It's a perfect beef to go to go there. Eat it. [00:47:00] Speaker A: Yeah, for sure. [00:47:00] Speaker B: When you have something like Martin and you have something like Harry's up there. It's night and day. Even Ted. Ted got a good beef too over Peabody. But I understand people hating on Glenn's, but there's too much hate for Glenn's. [00:47:15] Speaker A: I, I, again, I don't really have any say in this conversation. [00:47:19] Speaker C: That, that guy, he got, like, mad at the page. The wicked nice guy. [00:47:25] Speaker B: Yeah, he got mad. [00:47:26] Speaker C: He got mad because, like, people like, this place is a train wreck. And it's like, dude, it's. [00:47:32] Speaker B: So here's my opinion. My opinion is they would do a lot better with the beef page if they just kept their software sauce more. Because sometimes their sauce comes out cold. [00:47:40] Speaker C: Cold. Yeah. [00:47:41] Speaker B: Now, me, I don't give a. I'm eating it no matter what. But my point is that if I'm. [00:47:44] Speaker C: Going to Glenn's, it's after midnight. Right. [00:47:46] Speaker B: I don't even think they're open that late. [00:47:48] Speaker C: Well, the last time I was there for sure, because it was after practice on a Friday, and all the coaches went after. We were. [00:47:53] Speaker B: Okay. [00:47:53] Speaker C: You know what I mean? Yeah. We went there and just ate it inside like animals. [00:47:58] Speaker B: Yeah. I, I do think that, like, you guys, like, tailgating. Every single practice was pretty. [00:48:04] Speaker C: It wasn't every practice, wasn't every practice. [00:48:08] Speaker B: Fridays, Fridays, Fridays. They were getting Fridays, Fridays. Just getting hammered on Fridays. And I was just like, you stayed once. I try to listen around the kids. I try not to drink because I am not the type. I go from zero to 300. So, like, I won't drink shots. [00:48:25] Speaker C: We have like a dirty ride. [00:48:26] Speaker B: No, I, I listen, I was jealous. Like, I was jealous. [00:48:31] Speaker C: So just. And it's not going to stop because most of these kids are all going to MC next year. [00:48:37] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:48:37] Speaker C: So. [00:48:38] Speaker B: And plus, I'd like the. Yeah. Kids like 13, so. [00:48:41] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:48:41] Speaker B: It's different. [00:48:42] Speaker C: No, but I mean, like, even when they were younger and like we were doing that, the kids just run on the field. [00:48:46] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:48:47] Speaker C: Sticking around. [00:48:48] Speaker B: They have no idea. [00:48:50] Speaker C: It is funny though, that, like, when you do have some parents that would, like, they'd get a little jealous and then stick around. [00:48:55] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:48:56] Speaker C: Have nothing to offer, but they're like, oh, what do you got there? [00:48:58] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:48:59] Speaker C: It's like, beat it right around the corner. [00:49:03] Speaker B: There's only a few of them. I drink a half a 30 myself. [00:49:05] Speaker C: Dude. I, I was, I'm so generous when it comes to, like, drinking. [00:49:10] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:49:11] Speaker C: You know, if I got a dirty rack, we got a dirty rack type of thing. Right. But like. [00:49:15] Speaker A: Yeah, because you don't want to drink alone. [00:49:17] Speaker C: That's crazy. [00:49:19] Speaker A: That's depressing. But I, I mean, no, give me all my beers. [00:49:22] Speaker C: No one touch my beers. Just put them in Your trunk. But like, there comes a time and place when you get a Mucha every single week. [00:49:32] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. [00:49:33] Speaker C: And I'll be honest with you, it wasn't a guy. It was always a woman. [00:49:36] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:49:37] Speaker C: And she was just there and then. [00:49:39] Speaker B: She'S just saying her stupid things. [00:49:41] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:49:41] Speaker B: She doesn't even understand this. [00:49:43] Speaker C: Our poor kids got a shitty diet, but just wants to get home and go to bed. [00:49:46] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah. The women always overstay their welcome. And she feel like that. [00:49:50] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Especially like, when you're not in, like the inner circle. [00:49:53] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. [00:49:55] Speaker A: Yes. [00:49:56] Speaker C: It was like, it was very uncomfortable because, like, even like a regular. We could be talking about football. What are we going to ask her about? You know what I mean? Like, she just had. [00:50:04] Speaker B: We're talking about. We're probably talking about your kid, how he sucks and he can't block the backside. [00:50:09] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:50:11] Speaker A: Son can't pick up pass protection. It's like, what are we. It's like, what are we talking about? Yeah. Can't go. He can't go on two. He's got to get off the. [00:50:21] Speaker C: Just knock. [00:50:22] Speaker A: He keeps tapping his helmet. Who's checking him out? Like. Unless. Unless there would be that, like. And this would literally erect me. Like, you would have no idea if she was. If there would be a woman to come over and just like. I have no idea. [00:50:37] Speaker B: Definitely not. [00:50:38] Speaker A: And Danny, you gotta. You gotta catch up with the time. So for me, when I say words. Yeah, I say words that either. I don't mean what they. I mean something else, but say something else. That's like. [00:50:50] Speaker B: I would say you have two kryptonites. One kryptonite we've learned is last night. [00:50:55] Speaker C: Oh, I thought it was Spanish. [00:50:56] Speaker B: Last and long in bed would be one kryptonite. Right. Now that you've said. [00:51:00] Speaker A: And vocabulary, I'm sound like, yeah, vocabulary. You could put up this. Yeah. I'm starting to think the lasting long in bed thing, though, like that if. Really. Yeah. Oh. 100. I think it was 100 mental. I, I. Because I've never really been like that. [00:51:15] Speaker C: It's such a compliment to the ladies. [00:51:17] Speaker A: Now looking. Now looking at that. No, she basically told me that, like. Yeah. That I sucked. And she said that to you? She said it's. Yeah. [00:51:25] Speaker B: That's a Puerto Rican girl for you. [00:51:27] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:51:28] Speaker B: Just being like, I'm not pulling any punch punches. [00:51:30] Speaker A: Yeah. No, I was like, you know, and I'm trying everything. [00:51:34] Speaker B: That's only gonna make it worse, though. [00:51:35] Speaker A: I'm trying everything. That's only gonna make it worse, dude. Yeah, that's what I'm trying to say. [00:51:41] Speaker B: Times were going down. [00:51:41] Speaker A: You've never played sports before, right? When someone needs a. When you need somebody to perform, you try and build them up. [00:51:47] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. [00:51:47] Speaker A: Don't go over and be like, your dick's kind of average. You don't really last long, and I'm sick of your heavy breathing. All right, man. All right. No problem. I'll get right on that. Thanks. I'll be sure to run a four. Two next practice. Practice. And I'll be uncomfortable. Uncomfortable. But, yeah, that's not uncoverable. [00:52:07] Speaker B: I think he was going for uncomfortable. He was going uncoverable. [00:52:11] Speaker A: So back to that. I don't try and beat myself up too much about that, because I did for a while. But I'm like, dude, listen. Who gives a. I'm like, listen. I. I listen to, like, you know, famous people. I listen to Jimmy's and Joe's. Everybody. Everybody's the same way. You know, it's just a matter of how it's, like, perceived, you know? And if you can't understand what girls. [00:52:29] Speaker B: Naturally last longer than guys. If you say it's just a human. [00:52:32] Speaker A: If you can't understand, for me what I'm trying to explain to you how I'm infatuated, Like, how I'm so goo goo gaga about you, and how we're not really the most sexually active couple, especially to what I'm used to. [00:52:42] Speaker B: So you weren't getting the reps? That's what you were feeling? [00:52:44] Speaker A: Bro, he wasn't getting the reps. How. [00:52:46] Speaker B: Did I expect you to go in. [00:52:47] Speaker A: And just, like, perform? When I was getting the reps, it was like New Year's every time. I was like. I was on cloud 17,000. I was literally a happy medium. [00:52:56] Speaker C: You need, like, I think five to seven beers is perfect. You're not drunk. [00:52:59] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:53:00] Speaker C: You're not. You're not sober. I mean, can you drive home? Sure. [00:53:03] Speaker A: That became that. [00:53:04] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:53:05] Speaker A: But you need to be ahead of her. That. [00:53:06] Speaker B: So five to seven ahead of her. [00:53:09] Speaker A: That became the thing where it's like, you last. Like, you don't come if you drink. I've noticed that. I'm like, yeah, Yep, that's true. That's the superpower. She's like, so you just want to be a functioning alcoholic when you have to have sex? I'm like, nope, no, I don't want to do that either. But, you know, you kind of correlate the two. So, yeah, that was an epic downfall. But, you know, it is what it Is so mobile. [00:53:31] Speaker B: Over in Revere apparently sells dick. Dick sensitive. Like a sensitive spray. You spray on your dick and your dick doesn't get as sensitive. Maybe you should go get that. [00:53:39] Speaker C: I have like, maybe I think I have like, like I can do anything I think, right. Except buy like dick stuff from a gas station. [00:53:47] Speaker B: I know, I know. He buys the honey packs. He buys the honey pack. [00:53:51] Speaker C: I'd hire my 14 year old son to go in there for me before I would do it myself. [00:53:55] Speaker B: Yeah, I can't do that. [00:53:57] Speaker C: There you go. Just down, ski master. I'm not here to rob you. Just take my money. I can't do it because, you know. [00:54:04] Speaker B: You see one of that, that parent that was trying to get in that circle drinking beer, she'd be right behind you. [00:54:07] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. [00:54:08] Speaker C: And she's like, oh, what do you got there? Yeah, just get them. [00:54:10] Speaker B: You know that person's gonna be bad noisy. [00:54:12] Speaker A: Shut up. Turn around. Look at, look behind you. Now the honey packet. [00:54:15] Speaker C: Look away. [00:54:16] Speaker A: I don't know if I, I read the instructions wrong or I did them wrong. I'm 0 for 3 with the honey packets. [00:54:21] Speaker C: So can you, I've heard of these. Can you tell me what they are, though? [00:54:24] Speaker A: Yeah. So they're supposed to be something that it either prolongs or just keeps. Like, just keeps you like your dick hard. And you're supposed to take them approximately 15 to 20 minutes. And it's like, literally it looks just like a ketchup packet. Rip it open, shoot it, and then that's, that's all. [00:54:43] Speaker C: And then all of a sudden. [00:54:44] Speaker A: That's right, but I didn't. Yeah, I got no bloop, bloop, bloop, bloops. I got expired honey, I got blue. [00:54:52] Speaker B: Oh, so you didn't even get. [00:54:54] Speaker A: I, I, I have no problem with that. I can do that. [00:54:58] Speaker B: You have no problem. [00:54:59] Speaker A: I can stand on it legit, but, and I can keep it going. But like the honey packets that they, I seen nothing. Zero, zero effects did not make me last longer, that's for damn sure. And I, I need to get this Yelp review. [00:55:15] Speaker B: And the hymns didn't work for you either. The hymns gave you the hymns almost. [00:55:18] Speaker A: Put me in the hospital. [00:55:19] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, he took the hymns. [00:55:21] Speaker A: You know, she was so. She obviously said, mentioned the thing about like, he. Sex is very underwhelming for me. That was the first statement. And I was like, that's kind of wild. I'm like, okay. I'm like, that's way to just go right at it. Yeah. And so we're talk with. We're talking about it. And I'm like, hey, you know, like, maybe I'll. So then I go on my own. She goes away for the weekend. I'm at the. I'm at the apartment, and I'm like, all right, let's. Let's see how we can turn this ship around. Because I'm somebody who. Who loves, like, loves to get it going in the sheets. So how can I get this back on track? Because I never really had a problem. I really have never had. I've never gotten bad Yelp review. So I'm like, all right, go on my phone. I wish that there was, like, a cartoon voiceover of me looking at, doing this. So I, like. I get on my phone, I'm like, how to last longer in bed? And then, like, I hit. So I hit Google. And I'm looking at it, and I'm just scrolling. I'm like, bluechew. Roman swipes hymns. All right, well, it's for him. I'm like, that's for me. It's for you. All right, so whatever their weird slogan is, hit it, go through, answer all the questions. I get this. I paid $160 for, like, 60 tablets. I take them the first day. I've never felt so nauseous in my life. I was like, like, the whole day. And, like, she's like, you all right? You doing okay? I'm like, no, I just feel, like, really sick. Like, she's like, you ate? I'm like, I have no idea what the. Going on. Whatever. The next day. Because you're supposed to take him two times every day. So the second day, I take them, dude, instant, like 11. 11am comes around, instant migraine. Like, migraine to the point where, like, the right side of my head is just, like, numb. And I hate migraines. I never really get them a lot, but I knew that that's what it was. And she said, what's going on? Going the. That Sunday, her parents were coming over to stay over some. She had, like, surgery the next on, like, a Monday. And she's cleaning up, obviously, like, my side where I would stay. And she sends me a picture, and she's like, what the fuck? Whose bottle of hymns is this? And I'm like, damn, you found that shit. So I didn't think you were gonna go look in that drawer, even though that's your drawer, Even though that's on my side. But I was like, yeah. So I was just looking at stuff. And she's a nurse, and she was like, do you know what that does to your blood pressure? And I'm like, no, I have no idea. I'm literally just trying to last longer in bed. I'm like, I could give a fuck. Less. I'm just trying to last longer in bed. She's like, you know, you should probably just go to a doctor and see if your levels are all good and all that. And at this point, I'm 240 pounds, so, like, I really wasn't, like, it. [00:58:01] Speaker C: You're not 240 right now, are you? [00:58:02] Speaker A: No, not at all. No. [00:58:05] Speaker B: More or less the Marco right now. Because Michael just put up a picture. [00:58:08] Speaker C: 226 or something. [00:58:09] Speaker B: 26 to less. You're less than Marco. [00:58:11] Speaker A: I am. [00:58:12] Speaker C: Goodness. [00:58:12] Speaker A: I sit around like, 219 right now. [00:58:14] Speaker B: See, that would have been great if. [00:58:16] Speaker C: He was like, I'm 225. [00:58:17] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. 225.9. [00:58:21] Speaker A: Yeah. No, so that was a. That was a weird find, but, yeah, that. That was just like a weird, funny story. I just. I tried hymns, and it literally almost killed me. Like, I thought. I thought, like, I definitely need to go. [00:58:33] Speaker B: So we're never getting that. Him sponsorship we've been looking for. [00:58:35] Speaker C: No, that's out the window. [00:58:37] Speaker A: That's. That's out the window. [00:58:38] Speaker C: Try Roman swipes. They might be. It's just a wipe, right? [00:58:40] Speaker A: Yeah. My brother was. M. Was like, why didn't you call me? I'm like, why the would I call you? And what does. [00:58:47] Speaker B: He got all this stuff. [00:58:48] Speaker A: He's like, well, there's. He's like. Like, well, there's. There's things like, if you've ever tried Roman. He mentioned Roman swipes, whether it was him or his buddy tried them, and I was just like, I've never. I never tried those. I just kind of was like, I. [00:59:00] Speaker C: Would do that just for the experience, just to see how it works. [00:59:03] Speaker A: I'm gonna. I'm gonna do that. [00:59:05] Speaker B: I might use the Roman swipes. What's the worst that's gonna happen? [00:59:07] Speaker C: I don't know. [00:59:09] Speaker B: But will you go soft? I know, right? That's the point. That's what I like. I think when you desensitize your. It's like, are you gonna go soft? [00:59:17] Speaker A: Yeah. I mean, I. Again, I don't know. [00:59:20] Speaker B: I'm just making it like you're wearing a condom. [00:59:22] Speaker A: I am just the. I am the most on the wheel going, I'm going through the maze. [00:59:28] Speaker B: Did you try wearing a condom? [00:59:29] Speaker C: That's crazy. [00:59:30] Speaker B: Yeah, I know. That might be the most craziest thing I've said. [00:59:32] Speaker A: Yeah, I think you last long. [00:59:34] Speaker C: Look at how happy I am with four kids. [00:59:37] Speaker A: No condoms are weird for me, man. I mean, it doesn't. If anything, it like, doesn't. It. It doesn't help. Like, it, if anything, it like, it doesn't help at all. It really does. Yeah, nothing helps. [00:59:48] Speaker B: I don't think I've wore a condom. [00:59:49] Speaker A: Since, like, I. I was jacked. I was up 708 maybe. Yeah, neither have I. But just tried. [00:59:58] Speaker B: I think my. I don't think my swims right. That's probably what it got to be because I'm. I'm dumping, like you read about. And so it's either me and my wife just. We're infertile. So it's a good thing. It's a good problem to have. [01:00:10] Speaker A: It's not the word. I was going to say. [01:00:11] Speaker B: It's not the word vasectomy without getting a vasectomy. [01:00:13] Speaker A: Yeah, right. [01:00:14] Speaker C: So I've thought about that often. Like, should I do Go do it? [01:00:17] Speaker B: You probably should. You got four. [01:00:18] Speaker C: Oh, I'm done. Done. If I have another one, I'm being the biggest deadbeat you've ever seen in your life. I'm moving to Kansas. [01:00:24] Speaker B: He's in Puerto Rico with the cousins with a little short uncle. [01:00:28] Speaker C: They come over, they're like, daddy. [01:00:30] Speaker B: And I'm like, no, speaker. Yeah. [01:00:34] Speaker A: Do you now, do you only know, like a little bit of Spanish? [01:00:37] Speaker C: I just know that's the craziest part. Like, my kids. Kids don't speak it. [01:00:40] Speaker A: Oh, your kids don't speak it. [01:00:42] Speaker C: I was like, you had one job. [01:00:43] Speaker B: Like, they should probably know. [01:00:45] Speaker C: Know a sentence maybe. [01:00:46] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, she. And she speaks fluent Spanish. [01:00:48] Speaker C: Yeah. And you know what pisses me off about her, though, is like, I'm like, you could get so many. Like, she. So she works at a daycare, right? No. There's not enough money in the world. [01:00:58] Speaker B: To work at a daycare. [01:00:59] Speaker C: There's not. They are severely underpaid. [01:01:01] Speaker B: Crazy underpaid. [01:01:02] Speaker A: Of course. Yeah, definitely. [01:01:04] Speaker C: So I'm like, listen, I know you love working with kids, which is already psychotic, but go like be a translator at a courthouse. [01:01:12] Speaker B: She made crazy money. [01:01:13] Speaker C: They. [01:01:13] Speaker B: You don't need a state benefits for life. [01:01:16] Speaker C: So I'm like, dude, just go do that. I'm not fluent. I go, yeah, you are. I go, I literally hate you say you're fluent, right? [01:01:23] Speaker B: And guess what? You can. You can make it work. [01:01:25] Speaker C: But you know what, though? Anytime we're in anywhere airport and someone's speaking Spanish and they need directions. Guess who is hit maps. [01:01:33] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:01:34] Speaker C: I'm like, oh, you're not. No, no. She was Puerto Rican. Speak different, bro. [01:01:37] Speaker B: Okay. [01:01:38] Speaker A: I had. Dude, this is. Listen. [01:01:39] Speaker B: That's a confidence, bro. [01:01:40] Speaker A: The same. We landed in Puerto Rico. I'm like, I wonder how we're going to get around. And, like, I don't. I've never heard her speak Spanish until then. And then she goes up like, I'm. I'm like, yeah. I immediately was. Im. Was hotter than I was legitimately. NASA. [01:01:55] Speaker B: Rocking. [01:01:56] Speaker A: I'm like, all right. [01:01:57] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:01:57] Speaker A: Hold the on. What's going on here? What's going on? Just like, you thought it was gonna. [01:02:02] Speaker B: Be like, if you went to Italy. Don't worry about it. [01:02:04] Speaker A: I'll take care of everything. I like. All right, all right. We're good to go. Your voice. [01:02:09] Speaker C: We're good to go here. I don't know why they pretend they don't speak it. I'm like, that's a. It's a superpower. [01:02:14] Speaker A: It's a. Yeah, yeah, yeah. [01:02:16] Speaker C: So I like, can I get around a conversation? Maybe I can pick up certain words. [01:02:20] Speaker A: Yeah, Yeah. [01:02:20] Speaker C: I can't speak it back, though. No chance. [01:02:22] Speaker A: No, I can't. I can barely speak. I know all the bad words only. Yeah, right. Only I only know, like, all the bad words and just little stuff to, like, talk in a restaurant, to, like, like, communicate with. [01:02:34] Speaker C: Like, when you say a Spanish word, right, do you throw on an accent, or do you just make it as white as possible? [01:02:39] Speaker A: No, no, no. I try. And I'll try to pronounce it, like, the right way. [01:02:42] Speaker C: Rice. Like, are you, like, a row. [01:02:48] Speaker A: I can. It's very hard. Like, like, you just did fine. Like, I don't like. Yeah. [01:02:52] Speaker B: So, like, I can roll my ass. [01:02:54] Speaker A: I can. I mean, it's tough. [01:02:55] Speaker C: You're in Lyn quite often. [01:02:56] Speaker A: Yeah, it's tough for me to roll my eyes. [01:02:59] Speaker B: What else? [01:03:00] Speaker A: Like, fte like, you know, like, I don't know. [01:03:03] Speaker B: I'm not good at it. I speak a very English. Like, I speak, like, Spanish. I would say I speak restaurants in Spanish. [01:03:10] Speaker A: Okay. [01:03:12] Speaker B: Give me the small plates. You know what I mean? Stuff like that. [01:03:14] Speaker C: Yeah. You sound like you're like, it's Spanish book. [01:03:18] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:03:18] Speaker B: Platos pequenos, por favor. That's what I do. You see me poor favor. [01:03:28] Speaker A: Yeah. At least you're not. At least you're not doing that. [01:03:30] Speaker B: Justin speaking Spanish would probably be really funny. I don't even know if he knows any anywhere. He'd be like, plateaus. [01:03:43] Speaker A: Yeah. I only I. I know a little of it. I was. That was one thing that, like, maybe that's why I was so attracted to her. I was like, dude, I want my kids to speak Spanish. That I was like, I'm. And I still feel the same way. I. I think that it's. It's very important. Or like some second language. I think that that would be really good. But, like, having somebody that's already, like, native, it would just like, make the. The mesh. [01:04:05] Speaker B: Like, honestly, it would be better for your kid to take four years of that than to do chemistry. [01:04:10] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:04:11] Speaker C: She was so dumb. [01:04:12] Speaker B: Like, just think about all the shit we took in classes that make absolutely zero sense. [01:04:16] Speaker A: Yeah. About, like, Adams and all that. Like. Like there's only like a very, very, very, very small percentile of whoever you even go to school with that actually is even going to have a career that has anything to do with a piece of what you learned in chemistry. [01:04:29] Speaker B: Not. [01:04:30] Speaker A: No, I. [01:04:30] Speaker B: What I'm saying, in general, the school don't learn unless you go to a trade school. If you go to a trade school, that's applies to real life. [01:04:37] Speaker A: My dad's name, I remember that guy. [01:04:39] Speaker B: Did you go to the Voke? [01:04:39] Speaker C: No. [01:04:40] Speaker B: Said you. You went after, after, after. [01:04:42] Speaker C: I wanted nothing to do with plumbing. Zero. [01:04:44] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:04:44] Speaker C: And, like, the writing was on the wall. My grandfather came to the country, taught my uncle, taught my father. They were all plumbers. And I was like, I'm going to rap, dude. [01:04:51] Speaker B: Yeah. You know, phase one, I'm going to rap. [01:04:55] Speaker C: And you're going to like it. [01:04:56] Speaker A: Yeah, you know what's that family line with plumbers? Yeah, I'm a rapper. You guys are crazy. [01:05:04] Speaker C: I woke up one day and I was like, all right, maybe I'll give it a whirl. [01:05:06] Speaker B: Yeah, I'm all about the streets now. About Street 45, right? Is that what you say now? That's it. Now he's the plumber. [01:05:12] Speaker C: That was a great line. [01:05:13] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. [01:05:14] Speaker C: Look at. You know the terminology. [01:05:17] Speaker A: Street. Go to the truck and grab me a couple of street 45. [01:05:19] Speaker C: Street 45. [01:05:20] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:05:20] Speaker A: Yeah. I did plumbing for, like, six months with my buddy. [01:05:24] Speaker C: Yeah? [01:05:25] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:05:25] Speaker C: How'd you like it? Obviously not. Well, not. [01:05:27] Speaker A: Not back in the restaurant, not so great. But I do, like, I do wish, oddly. Like, I do wish, oddly that I did do a trade. And I know there's still opportunity to go out there and, like, you could take. You could take class, my bud. An H vac class. You could do like that just to, like, learn. Like. [01:05:42] Speaker C: How old are you? [01:05:43] Speaker A: 30. [01:05:43] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. I. So I got. I've been in the union nine. I'll be going on nine years in January. But I got in late. So like I did 2 years non union before I got in and I applied four years in a row. So I didn't get in until I was like 28. [01:05:58] Speaker A: Oh, wow. [01:05:58] Speaker C: The thing that sucked is that I already had my apprenticeship. [01:06:01] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:06:01] Speaker C: They made me start over as a first year. [01:06:03] Speaker B: No way. [01:06:03] Speaker C: Yeah, that's. [01:06:04] Speaker B: Oh, really? That does suck. [01:06:05] Speaker C: Yeah. So like I was. I was like the. I was unk. You know. [01:06:09] Speaker B: You already knew everything too. [01:06:10] Speaker C: I didn't know. I wouldn't say I knew everything. There was a lot of. I did learn, but like, I was definitely the oldest guy in my class. [01:06:15] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:06:15] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:06:15] Speaker C: Well, one of them, you know. And then I had little donkey avery, who was 19 at the time, coming in. He's like, big swinging dick. [01:06:22] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:06:23] Speaker C: You know. [01:06:24] Speaker B: Is that how you met Avery, That Avery? [01:06:27] Speaker C: I told him I was on today, so he's gonna be all jazzed up. I'm talking about him. But I. When I work non union, the guy gave me Avery's number and he was like, this is your foreman. So I called this kid Avery, who I think is my boss. I'm like, yeah, I'm here at the job site and here he comes at years old. I'm not the foreman. I don't know why they gave you mine. I'm not. I'm just a regular apprentice. And then literally like, that's how we became boys. And then we went. [01:06:51] Speaker B: You really. You really knocked down that Avery impression, dude. [01:06:53] Speaker C: He's such a nervous nelly dude. I've never met an older 26 year old kid in my life. [01:07:00] Speaker B: So you consider yourself more of a Trevor guy? [01:07:02] Speaker C: Devin all day long or his parents, Mark and Mossy? [01:07:05] Speaker B: Okay. [01:07:05] Speaker C: The best. [01:07:06] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:07:06] Speaker C: Avery's bottom of the barrel. [01:07:08] Speaker B: He's the bottom of the bar. [01:07:09] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you know what I do being Riv guys, right? [01:07:13] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:07:14] Speaker C: Why does North Riva exclude themselves from the rest of your city? I don't think they are superior. [01:07:20] Speaker B: West Riva thinks they're more. [01:07:21] Speaker C: Is this West River? [01:07:22] Speaker B: This is. [01:07:22] Speaker C: Oh, it is. So you guys are way more superior. What do you think you are? [01:07:25] Speaker B: I think we think of that. I mean, I don't really give. [01:07:27] Speaker C: This neighborhood is directly out of Goodfellas, by the way. [01:07:30] Speaker B: Yeah, a lot of Italians. [01:07:31] Speaker A: You don't even know what this neighborhood looks like in a prime. Prime. It's not. It's gone. The days are gone. But this. This right over Here probably be like one of the biggest meetup spots in Oliverville. [01:07:43] Speaker C: Really? [01:07:44] Speaker A: If not the biggest meetup. Absolutely. You'd have at Approximately somewhere past 6:30. You'd have 70 people standing in the middle of the street right there. [01:07:53] Speaker C: No. [01:07:54] Speaker B: Sounds wild down there. [01:07:56] Speaker C: This is just. This is like the meetup spot. That was it, huh? [01:07:58] Speaker A: That's what I did as a kid. That's what I. We call it. We called it one thing and one thing only. The kingdom. [01:08:04] Speaker C: The kingdom. [01:08:05] Speaker B: Okay, hold on. This was past my. This is. I'm. [01:08:07] Speaker A: It's past. It's past your time. But just I'm found out. Justin for some reason likes to think that they started it. I don't believe. [01:08:14] Speaker C: You're the oldest. [01:08:15] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:08:16] Speaker C: And Justin. [01:08:17] Speaker B: Well, we're the same age. [01:08:18] Speaker A: They're the same. They're the same age. [01:08:20] Speaker B: Justin can't even start a podcast. [01:08:22] Speaker A: Of course. [01:08:23] Speaker B: So let's get. Let's stop. Of course. [01:08:24] Speaker A: Well no, of course he started more than one. [01:08:27] Speaker B: If more than one. That's. [01:08:28] Speaker A: You could. You could say that they started like having like friend. There was like a friend group down here thing, me and my friends. Because if you go up the hill, all those streets that are parallel on there, those are all named Pemberton, Sigourney. So all the kids from those. All the kids from those houses would hang out on one of those streets and like play like it all like stickball. But then we would have our friends down here and like the ones that reach around the corner down to like Milano and then down over here. Everybody would also come and meet up over here. And then it. The word kind of gets around. Like what's everyone doing? What's everyone doing? A lot of the times we used to go down the old St. Mary's our ballpark where I was at. That used to be. That's where you go and you get down as a 13 year old, whatever it is, that's. That's where you want to go. [01:09:13] Speaker C: So. [01:09:13] Speaker A: But everybody's meeting up here. Everybody's meeting up here after like how late? Like you know, you were on the latest side. You were three, four in the morning. I'd say you're at. [01:09:21] Speaker B: I'd be coming home from bars and you guys would be out there three. [01:09:24] Speaker A: In the morning just hanging out. Stoop kids. [01:09:28] Speaker C: Where was your house around here? [01:09:29] Speaker A: I lived in the bottom half. [01:09:31] Speaker C: Oh no. [01:09:32] Speaker A: Yeah. I lived right. I lived. I lived below him. [01:09:34] Speaker C: No shit. [01:09:35] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:09:35] Speaker C: Not know that. [01:09:36] Speaker A: Ever try to tell you how to try to steal his Xbox? Well, just borrow it. But Like I did. [01:09:40] Speaker C: I got a. I got a stolen Xbox story, too, but go ahead. [01:09:44] Speaker A: So my best friends would live right across the street. Now, think about it. So Mako Marcos. How much older than me? Three years. [01:09:51] Speaker B: I don't know. [01:09:52] Speaker A: So it went. It went. Marco. And then a year younger than him was a brother, Kevin. And then me a year younger than him, and then his younger brother was a year younger than me. So it was perfect. [01:10:03] Speaker B: It was like all watermelon. [01:10:04] Speaker C: I was about to say the whole. [01:10:06] Speaker A: The raw watermelon. [01:10:07] Speaker B: I like how he's looking for a peach more than anything. [01:10:09] Speaker C: I was looking for anything. [01:10:10] Speaker B: I'll take one. [01:10:12] Speaker A: Yeah. I'll take one. Why not? [01:10:14] Speaker C: I mean, this is service right here. I walk in, he goes, what can I get for you? And I come. [01:10:19] Speaker B: I mean, am I supposed to not do that? I mean, Brennan sucks, dude. [01:10:22] Speaker C: No, Brendan's always got something, you know? [01:10:24] Speaker B: Yeah, he's got. He just gets, like, extras, like, whatever. People leave. [01:10:28] Speaker A: Whatever. People leave. That's still. That's still good. [01:10:31] Speaker C: Brennan's always got stuff that's still good. [01:10:34] Speaker A: Cheers, lads. [01:10:37] Speaker B: I made him. I made him a Bloody Mary, Nico, that he promised me in the first episode that I went on full. He's like, don't worry. I know you're stuck with mornings. I make the best Bloody Mary in the world. Never brought them. [01:10:48] Speaker C: Never happened. [01:10:49] Speaker B: Every time I'm on, I'm like, oh, again. [01:10:52] Speaker C: Yeah, still didn't. Yeah. [01:10:54] Speaker B: I go, we getting those bloodies? No, I'm never gonna get it. So now that's. [01:10:57] Speaker A: So we getting those Bloodies. [01:10:58] Speaker C: But I told you the mix that you got to get, though, right? Like, that was a very good bloody. It's just water now. [01:11:03] Speaker B: I don't like that mix. [01:11:03] Speaker C: You don't like it? I didn't mind it. [01:11:05] Speaker B: No, it's not bad. But my, my. [01:11:06] Speaker C: I like bloody bold is what you want. [01:11:08] Speaker B: Bloody bold. [01:11:08] Speaker C: They sell it. They sell it. A total wine. And it's pricey, but it's delicious. It's thick bomb. [01:11:13] Speaker B: Yeah, the thick one's good. Yeah. Yeah. [01:11:15] Speaker A: People at the restaurant for brunch love bloodies. Just love bloody. I love a bloody spicy, bloody spicy. Extra olives, spicy chili, vodka, bloody. [01:11:24] Speaker C: You know what's crazy is maybe within, like, the last year. I love black olives. I never used to like green ones. [01:11:30] Speaker B: Greens are the best. [01:11:31] Speaker C: Green might have taken over 100. Might have taken over. [01:11:34] Speaker B: Yeah, Greens are. Greens are great. Green olive. Give me a nice, fat green olive. [01:11:39] Speaker A: Yeah, Green. [01:11:40] Speaker C: The biggest stuff with feta. [01:11:42] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. Well fed is Great in that. But I'm a big blue cheese olive guy. You don't like blue cheese? [01:11:47] Speaker C: Blue cheese. It's not like. Like, you know, my hatred for mayo. [01:11:51] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:11:51] Speaker C: It's through the roof. But there is. [01:11:54] Speaker B: So you're a ranch guy with wings. [01:11:56] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. And I'll do that in Buffalo. Fluff them. [01:12:00] Speaker B: I don't know. [01:12:01] Speaker C: I can't do. [01:12:02] Speaker B: I'm a blue cheese guy, so. [01:12:03] Speaker C: But what I was going to say is, so most people that don't like mayo don't like all white condiments. That's not the case with me. Yeah, give me sour cream. Give me whatever. Doesn't matter. The taste of blue cheese. Not for me. And the fact that people go out of their way and buy something that says chunky blue cheese, you are ludicrous. [01:12:20] Speaker B: So my favorite. [01:12:21] Speaker A: I'm so with you on this. Blue cheese, to me, is the most disgusting thing in the world. [01:12:28] Speaker B: Let's get. [01:12:29] Speaker A: It's moldy. You're eating mold. You. Like homeless people don't even eat that, you gross ass. [01:12:37] Speaker C: If you gave a homeless guy wings with blue cheese, they would throw it back in. [01:12:41] Speaker A: If I ever watched a girl consume blue cheese, I'd punch her in the face. All right. It's not good. [01:12:47] Speaker C: It's just. [01:12:48] Speaker B: So you like ranch better? [01:12:50] Speaker A: I love ranch. [01:12:51] Speaker C: Yeah, ranch is good. [01:12:51] Speaker B: I love, like, by the way, you guys are simpleton. [01:12:53] Speaker C: Like, and by the way, ranch. [01:12:55] Speaker A: Nah, Come on. You can't tell me. Brown Jugs. [01:12:57] Speaker C: Brown. [01:12:57] Speaker A: Those Brown Jug. Have you ever had the wings at Brown Jug? [01:13:00] Speaker C: I love the wings. [01:13:01] Speaker A: Unbelievable. I don't know why I'm so obsessed with Tom, but they are great. The buffalo ones are really good. And I'm not a buffalo guy. You know me. I hate spice. [01:13:09] Speaker B: Yeah, but yeah, yeah, you're a pussy on a lot of levels. Blue cheese is delicious. [01:13:13] Speaker A: I'm the one that ate the chip. Remember that? [01:13:16] Speaker C: You ate the one chip challenge. [01:13:18] Speaker A: That's right. [01:13:18] Speaker B: Yeah. And he almost killed himself legit. On the podcast. [01:13:20] Speaker C: Kid just said he doesn't like blue cheese. I mean, doesn't like spicy shit. [01:13:23] Speaker B: He. [01:13:24] Speaker A: I did it. [01:13:26] Speaker B: He said I was. [01:13:28] Speaker A: At first. [01:13:28] Speaker C: That's a suicide. [01:13:30] Speaker A: At first at bat. When Brad Bone Bad Brain started, I figured that my purpose would to be to just bring like. Except do excessive dumb challenges just to bring attention to the page. That's all I wanted to do. And for some stupid reason, we made a bet. And then, like, the one chip came up and that it was really hot. And I was like, well, no pun intended, but I Was like, after that. [01:13:50] Speaker B: He stopped challenges altogether. He was supposed to kick a 35 yard field. [01:13:53] Speaker A: I could still. I could still do that, bro. [01:13:56] Speaker B: And now say his quads were hurting him. [01:13:58] Speaker C: I had, I had a guy I don't even talk to anymore. He's not a friend of mine, but he told. He told me he could throw from the 40 at MC's field on his knees. [01:14:09] Speaker B: Through the hook, through the. [01:14:10] Speaker C: Through the upper hands. Oh, I knew this. Yeah, I knew this. [01:14:14] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:14:15] Speaker C: So he's probably 6:2 at the time. £280. It's a Sunday, not football season. The gates locked. I hopped the fast. [01:14:23] Speaker B: Are you not friends with him because he died and his name's Jared Lorenzen? [01:14:26] Speaker C: No, I Wish it was 280, dude. [01:14:28] Speaker B: 286. [01:14:29] Speaker C: He's a big boy. [01:14:30] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:14:30] Speaker C: And he was a dude. Still is a funny guy. We just, we fell off and it was me hitting my son at the time. Now I'm a skinny mini. Right. My son was probably six. We hop right over the fence. Watching this guy do this took roughly 35 minutes. [01:14:46] Speaker B: Did he even make it to the red zone? [01:14:47] Speaker C: He. Oh, he made it. He made it to like the 10. [01:14:51] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. [01:14:52] Speaker C: And he's like, hard. [01:14:53] Speaker B: From you. From your ass or your knees? [01:14:54] Speaker C: No, he said his knees. I. I go, you couldn't do that standing up? And he's like, don't disrespect me. And I'm like, we're going to over there right now. [01:15:00] Speaker B: Could he. Did you make high school size ball? [01:15:02] Speaker C: No, no, no. I said, get your fat ass on your knees and you throw the ball. Didn't make. Didn't even come close. [01:15:07] Speaker B: I think that that's harder to do even throwing normally. [01:15:10] Speaker C: I want, I want on the record, he was also an ever guy that went to Pope John and he said that Pope John was a dominant high school football program. [01:15:16] Speaker B: That's a lie. Pope John hasn't never been good at anything besides divisions. Besides maybe like sluts going there. [01:15:23] Speaker C: Yeah. My high school girlfriend for four years went there. [01:15:26] Speaker B: Yeah, exactly. That's all they break. She's actually. [01:15:32] Speaker C: She's actually a sweetheart. She's a nurse. She married a doctor. Bunch of beautiful kids. [01:15:36] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:15:39] Speaker C: Matter of fact, right when we were fundraising to go down to Florida. [01:15:44] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:15:44] Speaker C: The end of the night, we, for whatever reason, all seasons in Malden Square was like, you guys can fundraise outside. And I'm like, that's great. It's the beginning of December. It's 13 degrees out. [01:15:54] Speaker B: Well, they knew why. They knew the coaches were going in and they would have put. Put a thousand dollar bill then. [01:15:59] Speaker C: Right. Which exactly is what happened. [01:16:01] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:16:01] Speaker C: So the kids were outside. I think they got like $4 total. And on the other side, so there's two. You ball been the all seasons. There's two sides of the restaurant. So I go on the other side because that's like, where we stuff the kids to, like, get chicken fingers and whatnot. And all of a sudden I hear Danny and I look and I'm like, oh, my God, Adriana, how are you? [01:16:19] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:16:19] Speaker C: And I was like, do you remember my son? And she's like, yeah. First thing out of my mouth, I go, it could have been yours. She's like. I'm like, don't make it awkward. Just hug him. [01:16:28] Speaker A: Don't make it awkward. Just hug. [01:16:31] Speaker C: She said hi to Christy and like, they've always been cool. [01:16:33] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:16:34] Speaker C: Which is upset because Christy hates anybody with a vagina that I'm rolling remotely close to. [01:16:39] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:16:40] Speaker C: So it's cool. We had a drink together, had a shot. [01:16:42] Speaker B: Nice. [01:16:43] Speaker C: You know, it's good. [01:16:45] Speaker B: So. Yeah. You think that you could still kick a field goal? [01:16:47] Speaker A: I know I can. I know I can. [01:16:49] Speaker C: A 35 yada. [01:16:50] Speaker A: I. I said 10 attempts. I said I get 10 attempts. I could put three of them through. [01:16:54] Speaker B: Oh, okay. So 30. I don't know. [01:16:57] Speaker A: I. I know I can kick that field goal. [01:17:00] Speaker B: So before we got on this podcast, Danny started questioning your athletic ability. No, like, I'll be honest. [01:17:05] Speaker C: Hold on a minute. Oh, today? [01:17:07] Speaker B: Today. [01:17:07] Speaker C: Okay, I thought you were saying, like, before, like. [01:17:09] Speaker B: Yeah, he's. He said, you know, Nico talks like he, you know, is an unbelievable athlete. [01:17:15] Speaker C: And I'm like, no, let me defend myself because you're making the scene. [01:17:20] Speaker B: Isn't this what I said? [01:17:21] Speaker C: Yeah, you just love stirring the pot. [01:17:23] Speaker B: Okay, okay. [01:17:24] Speaker C: And all I said was what? What was? Cuz you brought up the fact that Justin said he was the best shortstop ever. [01:17:31] Speaker B: Yes. Well, we were talking. Okay, so I'll tell you what we were talking about first. We're talking about how he was watching practice for one of the Malden teams. [01:17:38] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:17:39] Speaker B: Like minor league B, Major league baseball, like 12 year old kids. He said, like, the talent level just seems like it dropped crazy from when. [01:17:46] Speaker C: We were younger to answer that. It definitely has. [01:17:48] Speaker A: I'm sure it has. [01:17:49] Speaker B: So. And I said, I go, do you think it's like more like we're nostalgic, like we think we were better, all that stuff. Because Justin thinks he was a. A gold glove shortstop, which he. I don't Think he's ever even been in the infield? [01:18:01] Speaker A: I don't know if he's ever made that statement. Regardless if he's ever been in the infield. No, I don't know if he's ever made that statement around any other people besides me and you, though, because I don't know how that would work out for him. [01:18:11] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:18:11] Speaker B: I'm on record, the same team, I'm. [01:18:13] Speaker C: On record saying that I'm the worst baseball player to ever, ever touch a diamond. And I never made minus. I always made the majors. Yeah, I was quick and I could. In the outfield. I was. I was a glove. [01:18:24] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:18:24] Speaker C: Always bad at ninth. [01:18:25] Speaker A: But where's this? Where's. That's. That's. Listen, you need the ninth guy to. [01:18:29] Speaker B: Get to the top. [01:18:30] Speaker A: You need the ninth guy the night. Your ninth guy second lead off, pin up. [01:18:34] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:18:34] Speaker C: So. All right, so then maybe I was eighth because I wasn't that good either. [01:18:40] Speaker A: Did you play right field? [01:18:41] Speaker C: I played sana. I was, I was. [01:18:42] Speaker A: I mean, dude, if you in. I feel like when I started out. [01:18:46] Speaker C: Like a 10 year old, I was right field. By the time I was 12 and into Babe Ruth, I was. I played second base and I played and I played Senna. [01:18:53] Speaker A: That's awesome. [01:18:54] Speaker C: Never, never in. Right? But I. When I tell you, like, when I was up, we would hope for a walk, like, that's how bad I was. [01:19:00] Speaker A: Wow. [01:19:00] Speaker B: Right? [01:19:00] Speaker C: You know, because I'd get on base. [01:19:02] Speaker B: And then I'm stale and you're still on everything. [01:19:03] Speaker C: Ricky Henderson, baby, I'm gone. [01:19:05] Speaker A: That's it. But what's. What's this going back to L. What are you asking me? [01:19:08] Speaker B: So then he said, what about Nico? Because Nico always seems like he talks himself up like he's the best athlete on the face of the. [01:19:13] Speaker A: That's not what I said. I said I do do a lot. [01:19:17] Speaker C: Said last week and I texted you this too, because I'm going to make it happen. Last week you said basically, in so many words, that's why you were a God in like the softball world. Yeah, See, so he's not denying it. [01:19:30] Speaker B: Yeah, he did say that. [01:19:31] Speaker A: I'm one of the. I'm one of the best hitters that watch. [01:19:34] Speaker B: Is. Is he a cousin? [01:19:36] Speaker C: Well, that's what. Yes. So that's why I can. I'm going to say this. So my. My cousin Paul played in the. Played for the Mollens and he's back in like the circuit for like the minor leagues, but he just had Tommy John surgery, so he's not playing right now, but he can still throw. He's coming back in a few weeks. And was it you or Marco that said that you can hit 95 miles an hour? [01:19:57] Speaker A: My brother, my brother can rake a fastball. Yeah, I can't. My brother. Can my brother get a hold of it? [01:20:02] Speaker C: No. [01:20:03] Speaker A: So Marco, Marco, I, I tip my cap all the time to Mako. [01:20:07] Speaker B: Just throw junk to Maco. [01:20:08] Speaker A: Just you gotta, you gotta, you gotta throw him a curveball. If you throw him a fastball, he's gonna hit it 400ft. No, I swear to God. My brother can turn on a ball. [01:20:15] Speaker C: Ball. Yeah, that's dope. [01:20:16] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, it's, it's pretty good. It's pretty cool. [01:20:19] Speaker B: Yeah, he's not hitting because for like too much movement. [01:20:22] Speaker A: Marco always told me his. When with his approach with the, with in the being at play. It's like I'm just looking for you to throw me a fastball like anyway. [01:20:30] Speaker C: Oh yeah, he said that. Like I remember this now. Yeah. [01:20:32] Speaker A: Like I just want, like I just want a fastball anywhere, shape or form. Like if you're throwing me something inside junk like change up in. Or if he gets a curb. I know my brother. So like a curveball loan away like it, it throws him off. He's really gonna sit on his back leg and just hope for a fastball. [01:20:46] Speaker C: So I'm gon going to try to make this happen. The only problem is we don't have a catch up. [01:20:50] Speaker B: Oh, I'll get a catcher. [01:20:51] Speaker C: You can get a catcher that's going to catch that. Yeah, it's going to be you. [01:20:54] Speaker B: No, I got a catcher. [01:20:56] Speaker A: Yeah, it's. [01:20:57] Speaker B: We can get catches but that would be interesting. [01:21:01] Speaker C: I can make that happen for sure. [01:21:04] Speaker B: I actually met him at one of the. Is it your nephew's game? AAU games. Plays baseball. I don't know how. [01:21:12] Speaker C: Oh yeah, cuz. Yeah, yeah, cuz Joey. [01:21:15] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. [01:21:16] Speaker C: So I kid like seven feet right now. [01:21:19] Speaker B: Dude, he just keeps growing. [01:21:20] Speaker C: He's huge. [01:21:21] Speaker B: Massive, huge. Crazy. We actually have a kid that's tall than him, that's six two on, on a baseball team. [01:21:26] Speaker C: I, I just posted a picture today of my nephew who came to my daughter's graduation last night. My nephew just turned 16, he's 64 and he looks exactly like Wemby. [01:21:38] Speaker B: Oh my God. [01:21:40] Speaker C: Hilarious. [01:21:40] Speaker B: Dude. You know, have you ever my nephew or my daughter if you follow the baby baseball ologist. [01:21:45] Speaker C: No. [01:21:46] Speaker B: Let me look up a picture of him. He's this Chinese kid and this kid, your nephew looks like him. I know he's not Chinese, but with that mustache he's got going on. [01:21:53] Speaker C: Oh, he's got like. [01:21:55] Speaker B: Like that. [01:21:55] Speaker C: He, like. My son's starting to get a little facial hair right now, and he's like, I can't cut it. I'm like, I get it, dude. I was there. You know what my facial hair started, though, right here, like, beneath my ears. And they just called me Patch Adams in, like, seventh grade. [01:22:07] Speaker B: Well, now you might have the fullest beard known to me. [01:22:10] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:22:10] Speaker B: Like, y' all. [01:22:10] Speaker C: And you know what's crazy is, like, still people like, you dye your bed. I'm like, I am so gray, it's not even funn. [01:22:16] Speaker B: I. I think you could actually tie your eyebrows to your beard so it goes up that high. [01:22:20] Speaker C: If I didn't have the worst neck here imaginable, I would never get a haircut. But, like, my neck here is disgusting. So, like, that's. I have to get a haircut, like, every 10 days. [01:22:30] Speaker A: I have to get a haircut, too. I have to get it. [01:22:34] Speaker B: That's the guy that looks like, Dude. [01:22:37] Speaker C: So every Wednesday, my sister. [01:22:39] Speaker A: What the is that? [01:22:41] Speaker B: He's like a baseball hitting coach. He's actually, like. He knows he looks a lot like. [01:22:45] Speaker A: Yeah. Oh, my God. [01:22:46] Speaker C: So that. He also looks like you, by the way. You're a mess with that. [01:22:49] Speaker A: He always is. Scumbag. [01:22:53] Speaker C: He also looks exactly like my. My sister. Every Wednesday does Cornhole. [01:22:57] Speaker B: Yeah. Oh, I know. [01:22:58] Speaker C: And every single Cambodian in Massachusetts is there. That's who he looks like. [01:23:01] Speaker B: I can't believe how much she's into cornhole. [01:23:03] Speaker C: It's not. She's got her own jersey. [01:23:04] Speaker B: I know. When. When I ever walk into that fundraiser and you're like, you lose with that jersey. He's got a number on it. [01:23:09] Speaker C: Oh, she's so bad. And she does, like, all the intramural. She. She's on a. She's married for, like, 20 something years. A boatload of kids. She's part of a lesbian bowling league for no reason for none other than to get out the house and have a bar. [01:23:22] Speaker B: She's just like. They're all hitting on D. Yeah. I'm gonna turn you one day. [01:23:26] Speaker C: Like, I love redheads. Yeah, yeah, yeah. [01:23:28] Speaker B: Does the carpet match the dream St. They guarantee short and curly. That's funny, dude. Some people. People just love the club. You know what I mean? Like, just to go out and go play. I. I feel that a little bit, like, getting into men's league, you know, I could. I could see why people, you know, enjoy It. [01:23:44] Speaker C: I. I missed that, dude. I was part of a dot league. That was fun. [01:23:49] Speaker A: Really? That's pretty cool. [01:23:49] Speaker C: Dot leagues with your boy Greg. Greg who? [01:23:51] Speaker B: No, no, no, because he's big into dots. [01:23:54] Speaker C: I would smoke him in dots. [01:23:55] Speaker B: You. You swear to God, I can make that happen. [01:23:58] Speaker C: All right. I can't beat him in dots. [01:23:59] Speaker B: Okay. All right, good. [01:24:00] Speaker C: So you start when you start off in dots. They put you in the lowest tier imaginable, which is E. Yeah. You have. You will never have more fun on a Tuesday night, ever. [01:24:08] Speaker B: I believe it. [01:24:09] Speaker C: So, like, the only thing that sucked about that though was timing. So it was on Tuesdays and this is back when Sons of Anarchy was on. [01:24:15] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. [01:24:16] Speaker C: So you would try. You would try to get the early games so you can get there at 10 o' clock to watch Sons of Anarchy, right? Never happened that way because you are just boozing and boozing and boozing no matter where you went. So, like, we all had this area. So we would go to the French Club in Chelsea. What's that spot right near the Brown Jug? There's a club right there too. [01:24:33] Speaker B: Oh. [01:24:35] Speaker C: Never seen more cocaine in my life in that place. [01:24:37] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, I know what you're talking about. [01:24:38] Speaker C: That's insane, dude. [01:24:40] Speaker A: I. I would think maybe Dots club and cocaine would have a correlation with each other. [01:24:45] Speaker B: Dude, I walked into this, like, the. [01:24:46] Speaker C: Frog Pond in Everett. You want to talk about some divey, shady places? The Frog Pond and Everett had a sign, right? Hand of God on the mirror in the. In the bathroom. Employees must bring so soap to wash hands. [01:24:58] Speaker B: Okay. [01:24:59] Speaker C: Instead of like. [01:24:59] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:25:00] Speaker C: Whether it was a joke or not, I kind of believed it. [01:25:02] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah, that was funny. [01:25:03] Speaker C: A disgrace. [01:25:04] Speaker B: That's hilarious. Oh, yeah. So I walked into some random bar, like some dive bob, because we were doing a draft for kids, like for baseball. And I walk in and what's his name's in a neck brace. Your boy Greg in a neck race, just throwing dots. I'm like, dude, are you all right? He's like, yeah, don't worry, I still got it. He's like. So then after he comes up to me, he's like. I'm like, did you win? He's like, of course I won. Even with this neck brace. [01:25:23] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:25:24] Speaker B: So he might. He might dust you and die. [01:25:26] Speaker C: Yeah. So Dots. Dots is fun till. So like I said, you start off at E, then you go to D.C. whatever. Goes all the way up to Super A. Yeah. We got up to C, and then I just didn't have fun anymore. Like, dudes will Come Intense, brother. [01:25:40] Speaker A: Their own dot kits. [01:25:41] Speaker C: I mean, I had my own docket. Yeah, you gotta have the damn DOT Depot. [01:25:44] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Right? [01:25:45] Speaker C: Rip. [01:25:45] Speaker B: That guy passed away right by Aces. Yeah, it's right there. Yeah. [01:25:48] Speaker C: Yep. That guy was the best. You'd go in there, he'd be like, let me see your throw. You go up there, he's like, you're doing it all wrong. Like, he would just show, and then. And then he would just sell you a 200 pair of. [01:25:59] Speaker B: I love that. Yeah, it's like these you got. Can't get offline. [01:26:02] Speaker C: Yeah, you can't. These are the real ones, you know? And here I am, like, he's right, you know, Like, I have no idea what I'm doing. [01:26:09] Speaker B: You could hit this in a nuclear blast. This would stay online in a nuclear blast. [01:26:13] Speaker A: This guy's the Mr. Miyagi of dots. [01:26:15] Speaker C: It was unbelievable. [01:26:16] Speaker B: But speaking going back to Sons of Anarchy, right? Let me ask you this. Does this make Nico a good friend or a bad friend? Okay, Nico might know where I'm going. [01:26:25] Speaker C: This is my top one of top five shows of mine. [01:26:27] Speaker B: So I love this show. It's a perfect guilty pleasure show that it's not the greatest piece of television, but it's unbelievable. It's not the Wire, it's not Sopranos, but it's a fucking unbelievable show. So Nico and his boy, right? I did. Do I have the story correctly? [01:26:42] Speaker A: I don't know what the story is. [01:26:43] Speaker B: Nico and his boy. Maybe it's not Nico Watch Sons of Anarchy all the time together, okay? They watch it every single week. Week all this time? [01:26:52] Speaker C: Currently. [01:26:53] Speaker B: No at this time. What's going on? He jumped ahead five, six episodes. Ten episodes. And he just kept watching it. This isn't you, Nico? [01:27:02] Speaker A: No. [01:27:03] Speaker B: Who is this, then? [01:27:04] Speaker A: I don't know. [01:27:04] Speaker B: I've had this in my head. [01:27:05] Speaker A: No, it's definitely not Marco. [01:27:06] Speaker B: So he dropped ahead, like, a whole season, two seasons. And then just instead of telling the kid, he just rewatched it all with the kid, like, as they were going week by week. And then he was trying to X surprised the whole time. You swear to God, that wasn't you? [01:27:20] Speaker A: Yeah, I never did that. Like, physically never did that. So, like, I never went ahead and then went back, and then now I. [01:27:26] Speaker B: Gotta figure out who. [01:27:29] Speaker C: To answer your question, is that a good friend or a bad friend? Yeah, it's a bad friend. [01:27:32] Speaker B: It's a bad friend, right? You're supposed to be, like, watching that all the time. [01:27:36] Speaker C: I just realized Nico has a tattoo of Fonz on his thigh. [01:27:39] Speaker B: Oh, he does? [01:27:39] Speaker C: Yeah. Yeah. That is unbelievable. That's exactly what his arms look like. That's crazy. [01:27:44] Speaker A: What? Boo. [01:27:46] Speaker C: I thought it was Kirby for a minute. [01:27:48] Speaker B: That's not Kirby. [01:27:49] Speaker C: No, it's the ghost from. [01:27:51] Speaker A: Oh. [01:27:51] Speaker C: I didn't even see Luigi. [01:27:53] Speaker B: He's got them all. [01:27:54] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:27:54] Speaker A: This is the most painful tattoo I've ever got. [01:27:56] Speaker C: You have more plumbing tattoos than I do. Yes. [01:27:58] Speaker B: Does every plumber have Barrio and Luigi on it? [01:28:01] Speaker C: Would you know. [01:28:02] Speaker B: What about the Italian plumbers? [01:28:04] Speaker C: You know what's funny is. No, I. I've. It's weird. I've always wanted, like, a. Like, both of my parents passed away, Right. My father was a plumber. So I want to do, like, a memor with, like, plumbing involved. But I think if you get, like, a pipe wrench tattoo. [01:28:19] Speaker B: I know, I know it's tough, and it's a tough look. It's tough. [01:28:22] Speaker C: I can't tell you how many people I know that have that. [01:28:24] Speaker B: I know. I'm sure it says 12 on it. Union. 12. There's. There's definitely 12 thrown. [01:28:29] Speaker A: There's a couple of them. [01:28:30] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:28:30] Speaker A: Goes in, got the local on it. [01:28:32] Speaker C: It's psychotic. It's psychotic. I. I mean, like, dude, nothing made me happier when I passed that test. [01:28:39] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:28:41] Speaker C: Not once did I say, you know what I need to do right now? I gotta go hit visible link and. [01:28:45] Speaker A: Get a. I gotta go pay these people. That just made me crack my brain. [01:28:51] Speaker C: I just. I don't know, man. Like I said, a memorial tattoo I'm all for, but, like, look at what I do for work, bro. Like, I know it's. [01:28:58] Speaker B: It's kind of like like the police that do like a. Like the thin blue line or the. Or the firefighter. Same thing. I don't get that. [01:29:05] Speaker C: I don't know. I mean, put a bumper sticker on if it gets you out of a ticket. I'm all in. [01:29:09] Speaker B: Oh, I'm in on that. Yeah. I'll put the blue line on right now. [01:29:11] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:29:12] Speaker C: I got a stadium one on the back of mine. I don't know if I know any stadium. Yeah, it's got a free sticker. [01:29:16] Speaker A: It's like putting your last name on your back. [01:29:19] Speaker C: I got it on my. On my calf. [01:29:20] Speaker B: But you don't got on your up. [01:29:22] Speaker A: Until you don't have it on your back. Like a jersey, right? [01:29:24] Speaker C: No. [01:29:25] Speaker A: Okay. [01:29:26] Speaker B: That's the. I think that's the trashiest tattoo. [01:29:30] Speaker C: There'S a lot of. [01:29:31] Speaker B: I know. So, first of all, let's go right. [01:29:34] Speaker A: Back to where we first started this conversation. The nautical 10. The nautical stars are like, grade X, top five, scumbag. [01:29:40] Speaker B: I still take the barbed wire. A bob wire tribal. You got to think on the bicep. [01:29:46] Speaker A: What about the tribal? That's, like, not finished. It's just like the outline of the tribal. [01:29:50] Speaker B: Oh, that's even worse. [01:29:51] Speaker A: What the. [01:29:51] Speaker B: It's not shaded. [01:29:52] Speaker A: They couldn't finish. [01:29:53] Speaker B: They're going back to get it shaded. [01:29:54] Speaker A: I don't even like to look at Luigi cuz he's not fully finished. Cuz I almost went to shock because this hurt so bad that I couldn't get it finished. This is the only tattoo that mustache isn't finished. His mustache finished his face in his hands and his. In his feet. [01:30:08] Speaker B: That is embarrassing. [01:30:10] Speaker A: Okay, Al, you would have had never. [01:30:11] Speaker B: Yeah, because I'm not looking at you pasty thighs all day. [01:30:14] Speaker A: No kidding. But, like, look how realistic Mario's face. Luigi's. [01:30:19] Speaker B: But anyhow, you got a ton of hair too. [01:30:22] Speaker C: I'm grossly hairy. [01:30:23] Speaker B: Yes. [01:30:23] Speaker A: Un unfinished finished tattoos. [01:30:26] Speaker B: Legs. [01:30:27] Speaker A: Un unfinished. Tattoos for me are like. Like, I'm like, I. I want to, like, take a sharpie and, like, draw it in. [01:30:34] Speaker B: I actually don't like any that are, like, just outlines. I think you need to shade it in. Like, Justin has a bunch that are just outlines. I think that looks like dust dog. What. [01:30:41] Speaker C: What's it gonna take to get you to get a tattoo? What would be your tattoo and you can't say your son's name? [01:30:47] Speaker A: Yeah, no, I. Yeah, that would essentially be your again. Your own name tattooed on you. That's a stupid ass. It is. [01:30:52] Speaker B: It is. It is pretty stupid. [01:30:54] Speaker C: No. You know what's stupid? I have Gillis on my thigh on my calf, and then I have Gilly on my wrist. Just in case. [01:30:59] Speaker A: Just in case you didn't know I was gonna say. I did see Gilly on your wrist, and then when you said it's on your calf, I was like, I'm not gonna say anything. But does this man just say that he has his name on him twice? [01:31:09] Speaker C: I got. I got. [01:31:10] Speaker A: It's not on him. One. [01:31:12] Speaker C: My initial. [01:31:13] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. He's just all about. If you didn't think Danny loves tattoos. [01:31:18] Speaker A: You also really like tattoos. You can love the feeling Again. Tattoos. Or like, I'm due for one. I already know like, I'm due. I need to get my hand done. [01:31:26] Speaker B: What are you gonna do? You're gonna do something Marvel related? [01:31:27] Speaker A: Yeah, I'm gonna get the infinity gauntlet fitted in my hand. Like, basically like, it won't be, like, the full. It won't be, like, I'm gonna do it anyways, but I'm gonna have, like, the. It's gonna be finished up over here. [01:31:40] Speaker B: Like, at least, like, Danny's. Like, it's his name. Like, we make fun of him for putting his name ultimately. Fictional characters. [01:31:45] Speaker A: Yeah, but I get. I. I. But I. But what's so nice is, like, I get compliments all the time on my stuff because it comes out. [01:31:52] Speaker B: So is that Dead Bolt? Is that Deadpool? [01:31:54] Speaker A: That's Deadbolt. Yep, that's Deadbolt. And that's Spot, man. [01:31:58] Speaker C: So where do you. Where do you get. Is it all the same guy? [01:32:00] Speaker A: Yeah, I only let one guy do it. Now it's Luis Adorno at a door of the Ink and Lynn. [01:32:04] Speaker C: Okay. [01:32:05] Speaker A: On Lewis Street, I believe it's really good. [01:32:07] Speaker B: Let's hope ICE doesn't pick him up. [01:32:09] Speaker A: He's good. He's good. [01:32:10] Speaker C: Wait, that's not my. [01:32:11] Speaker A: Let me see. He's got novel. No, this is like a sp. This is like a Roman Spartan. What's crazy, though, is, like, this is, like, three different pitches. Like, no, it's just, like, a Roman spot, and then that's it. That's just God's. [01:32:22] Speaker C: No, I just said spot. [01:32:23] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's Roman spawn. [01:32:25] Speaker B: But there's no rhyme or reason to his tattoos. [01:32:28] Speaker A: No, not. [01:32:29] Speaker B: Not. [01:32:29] Speaker A: I mean, not a lot of them. Like, obviously, I have, like. I drew this in math class. The cross on my arm for my papa. Yeah, I got that. But a lot of the stuff is like, Phyllis stuff. Like, that was the arrows. [01:32:39] Speaker C: What's 94? [01:32:40] Speaker A: I was born in 94, but. But I got it like a hockey number because my dad's. My dad's favorite. Well, my dad wore 94, and, like, why it's cool for me is Marco's born on the 9th, and I'm born on the 4th, but I'm also born in 1994. [01:32:53] Speaker B: You hate your brother, though. [01:32:54] Speaker A: That's been cool. No, I don't hate my brother. [01:32:57] Speaker C: My. My license plate got a pretty cool meaning. [01:32:59] Speaker A: The dumbest tattoo that I do have is the Libra tattoo because I'm so against zodiac signs, and somehow I got convinced to put a lot Libra. You see it? [01:33:08] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. Looks like a brand. [01:33:09] Speaker A: Yep, it looks like a brand. It's some stupid balance thing. That's just. [01:33:14] Speaker B: How am I just finding out how gay. He's got a horoscope. He's got Luigi without the mustache. That's. That might be the Craziest thing. [01:33:21] Speaker A: It's just not finished, bro. He's got a speck on the mustache, but, yeah, just not. [01:33:25] Speaker C: He's going through puberty. It hasn't really fully. [01:33:27] Speaker B: If that was me, I would shoppy that every morning. I'd just be in there shopping it every three, four days. [01:33:32] Speaker A: If you have tattoos, sometimes you, like, don't real. Like, for me, sometimes I don't realize that I have on my body. Body that, like, I have. Because you just. You just get used to just. [01:33:41] Speaker B: Next time, a wood like Dinky. We see Dinky around, he'll just shade in the mustache. [01:33:45] Speaker A: No, absolutely not. No one will touch my body besides Luis Sedarno or somebody who he recommends, I'm sure, like, the best thing in the world. [01:33:54] Speaker B: 40. We'll get you 40? [01:33:56] Speaker A: Yeah, I rather wait till I'm 40. The thing about tattoos for me is it's like. It's like my hair. Like, I'm super anal about it. We grew up, like. I grew up, like, really roughly around the same time you. You guys did, like, a little bit after. But a lot of kids were like, design of this, design of that. It's got to have a name on it. I gotta have Jordan's. This. That. I figured, all right, well, if I'm working and saving up my own money, like, why wouldn't I invest it in something that's going to be on my body forever? [01:34:25] Speaker C: One, like a Target hoodie. [01:34:26] Speaker A: Two. It's gonna be. Exactly. It's gonna. It's gonna look real. It's gonna look real good for a long time. And so I was like, I think I'm. I'm more into tattoos. So. Yeah, I want to get my throat. [01:34:34] Speaker B: Now look up in my gazebo here. Doesn't it look like there's all holes like this? [01:34:39] Speaker C: Yeah. You got some work. [01:34:41] Speaker B: I think there's some. We had a hail storm. [01:34:44] Speaker C: I don't know when. [01:34:45] Speaker A: Yeah, I don't know when. Like, I don't know when we'd have a hail. [01:34:48] Speaker B: I'm really hoping it doesn't rain and it just starts pouring down here. This was a nice little fucking gazebo, and now it looks like it's all up. [01:34:54] Speaker C: So, Nico, you'll be happy to know I know you're a big Marvel guy. [01:34:57] Speaker A: Yeah, I tried. [01:35:00] Speaker C: I really did try to do. Because I'm not into Marvel at all. [01:35:02] Speaker A: Oh, all right. [01:35:04] Speaker C: I tried to do the chronological order. [01:35:06] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. [01:35:07] Speaker C: Got as far as the Hulk. That movie sucks. [01:35:09] Speaker A: The Hulk? Yeah. [01:35:10] Speaker B: The first one. The one with Edward Norton. [01:35:12] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:35:13] Speaker B: Okay. [01:35:13] Speaker A: I Would really recommend you trying to keep going. So is the Hulk. [01:35:17] Speaker C: So. [01:35:17] Speaker A: Because the Hulk. The Hulk, singular movie. Some of them. A little Iron Man's first. [01:35:21] Speaker C: Right? That's the one I'm talking about. [01:35:22] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:35:22] Speaker C: And then Captain America. Then. [01:35:25] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:35:25] Speaker C: I got as far as I could not get past all just skip the Hulk. [01:35:28] Speaker B: Skip the Hulk. [01:35:29] Speaker A: Skip the Hulk. [01:35:30] Speaker C: Wait, it doesn't. Doesn't. They don't. They all. [01:35:34] Speaker A: Do. They do to some extent. Obviously every. Everything kind of correlates with. With one another. But like, you can get past like, how do I put it? You can't really understand everything of what's going on. If you miss Iron man movies, if you miss Captain America movies, even if you miss some of the Thor movies. Right. You can miss a Hulk movie. And then when it comes to like the first Avengers movie that you see where everyone gets assembled, you're not going to be left out of the loop. That's all I'm saying. When they find the Hulk. Hulk. And they recruit them, there's nothing like all the previous movies that I watched. There's nothing there that. [01:36:04] Speaker B: Watch a seven minute recap on the Hulk on YouTube. [01:36:09] Speaker A: It's the Hulk's cool. The Hulk was one of my favorites growing up, obviously. But it's like there's only so much to the character that you're like, all right, man, when you get mad, you turn into this green. This green monstrosity, like, all right, I thought so. [01:36:23] Speaker C: I thought Captain America was cool. I never knew like that. [01:36:25] Speaker A: That story, bro. All the Captain America movies are unbelievable. [01:36:28] Speaker C: That was good. [01:36:29] Speaker A: Iron Man's a great Sue. [01:36:30] Speaker C: Iron man was cool. [01:36:31] Speaker A: Iron man has shitty ass villains. Just to let you know, the Captain America movies, all in all are the best solo movies, I think. [01:36:37] Speaker C: Okay. [01:36:38] Speaker A: That's my opinion. [01:36:38] Speaker C: So I can. What's after the Hulk? [01:36:41] Speaker A: What's after the Hulk? Not to put you on the spot, should be Thor. Yeah, the Thor one's rough. That's rough. To be honest with you. Thor 2 is great and Thor 3 is awesome. It's too. [01:36:52] Speaker C: That's crazy. Isn't it usually like the. The sequel stink and the original one's good. [01:36:57] Speaker A: Ragnarok is it has a lot to do with who gets a hand. Like who's doing these movies. [01:37:02] Speaker B: Well, see, they're building up the character. Sometimes those build up movies suck, dude. Like, like, I don't need backstory. I just want people to. [01:37:08] Speaker A: You'll get introduced. [01:37:10] Speaker C: Captain America. [01:37:11] Speaker B: No, I know. That was a good one. They did that one perfect. [01:37:13] Speaker A: I feel like Captain America was Those. Like I said, you don't have to be. [01:37:17] Speaker B: Plus, everyone's interested in World War II. Would you agree automatically? [01:37:21] Speaker A: Yeah. Also don't have to be fully invested into like the superhero light of Captain America. Like. Like he just said, like it's a. It's a soldier. Like, he really is like an army guy. So, like, you could kind of get behind it on that. [01:37:33] Speaker B: Scalping Nazis. I'm interested in it. [01:37:35] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:37:38] Speaker B: Borjo. [01:37:39] Speaker A: That's a really good movie. I didn't know how that whole movie. That whole movie played out. And then the Dynastine happened at the end and I was like, wicked upset. I was like, damn, that's nuts. Everyone just dies in these movies. [01:37:51] Speaker B: I don't know what you think. Talking about what da scene. [01:37:53] Speaker A: They're downstairs in the pub. [01:37:55] Speaker B: Oh, okay. Yeah. I wouldn't call that a dinosine, but yeah. [01:37:58] Speaker A: Well, you know, whatever. Basement scene. [01:38:00] Speaker C: I didn't know what he was talking about. [01:38:02] Speaker B: Yeah, that. The dinos. [01:38:03] Speaker A: A dino, dude, they don't have dinos. They have like pubs. [01:38:06] Speaker B: Well, isn't the last part of that when they blow up the. The theater? Am I wrong about that? Isn't that when the theater. [01:38:11] Speaker C: Yes. [01:38:11] Speaker B: Burns and they lock all them in. Isn't that the last scene? [01:38:14] Speaker C: The last scene, like that scene right there is when he says Born Jo Journal. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that would be. Yeah. [01:38:20] Speaker B: That's near the end when they light the whole data on fire. [01:38:23] Speaker A: Right. That's got to be the next scene after the. [01:38:25] Speaker B: Yes. [01:38:26] Speaker A: Because all the cool people. The guy that. [01:38:27] Speaker B: There's a lot of great scenes in that movie. Like when they're under the floorboards at the beginning is great. And then when they're in that. In the diner when it's really a pub. When they're in the pub. And then. And then the. [01:38:37] Speaker A: The back sewer where they're talking about scene. [01:38:40] Speaker C: I still can't believe how long that wasn't. [01:38:42] Speaker B: It's intense, dude. [01:38:43] Speaker C: It's like 45 minutes. [01:38:45] Speaker B: You can feel it. Yeah, that's kind of like my bet. You will like Anne Frank if she actually existed. That's what she was doing. Like, but in the attic that. [01:38:53] Speaker C: One of the funniest videos I seen on Instagram was like when ice comes to your job site. [01:38:59] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:39:00] Speaker C: And it's like. But you. Your drywall guys left the dewalt radio on and you can just hand like somewhat. It's like you're. You're hiding the value. Yeah, it's great. I love the Internet. I really do. [01:39:13] Speaker B: It's the people lose their sense of humor. It's like, it's supposed to be like you make a joke about it. [01:39:17] Speaker C: It's like it's a double edged sword. You hate it, but I can't live without it. [01:39:20] Speaker B: I still got a nice skit that I gotta make because it's just like, I feel like they. They're panicking about ice. They are like just looping up. People see that volleyball kid they just took. [01:39:28] Speaker C: Yeah. Very upset about that kid. [01:39:30] Speaker B: Milford. [01:39:30] Speaker C: Yeah. He's like an honor roll student. [01:39:32] Speaker B: Yeah. I was gonna make a video and be like, listen, like, I'm not gonna lose sleep over something that speaks sometimes sacrifices. He spoke perfect English. [01:39:41] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:39:41] Speaker B: Did you see him? He was just like a white dude. [01:39:42] Speaker C: Yeah. John Smith. [01:39:43] Speaker B: Yeah. It's like one of your kids. It's like one of your kids just speaking fine Eng. How'd they loop him up? I get it. Like he's driving his father's stolen car or something. [01:39:51] Speaker C: And then. And then they had the head of like Boston's ice or whatever. He was like, ask him where his father is. That's who we really want. [01:40:02] Speaker B: You need me on that wall. Yeah. He's acting all. [01:40:05] Speaker C: He's like, we took him to get to his dad. [01:40:06] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:40:06] Speaker C: It's like, dude. [01:40:07] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:40:08] Speaker C: Kid can't graduate. [01:40:09] Speaker B: I know some people. [01:40:11] Speaker C: Where is Milford, by the way? Because I have no idea. [01:40:13] Speaker B: I don't know. [01:40:14] Speaker A: Milford. [01:40:15] Speaker B: I always just say south. [01:40:16] Speaker C: Oh. [01:40:16] Speaker B: When? I don't know, I'm just like, I swear to God, I always say south to be south. [01:40:20] Speaker A: And like, I'm like, ah, it's not up here. It's got to be down there. [01:40:23] Speaker C: We. In eighth grade, we went on a field trip to like. So Malden had like multiple middle schools. [01:40:29] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:40:30] Speaker C: And then in eighth grade we had. They. There was the last year of Malden Middle, which was part of the high school, and we had this big end of the year field trip. And it was. We just always called it Groveland. That's where we went. [01:40:41] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:40:42] Speaker C: Don't know to this day, but they had everything. Mini golf, jacuzzi, pool. [01:40:46] Speaker A: No, you went. I know where you went. You went to Cedar Dale. [01:40:49] Speaker C: Sure. [01:40:50] Speaker A: You went to Cedar Dale. Was that what it was? [01:40:52] Speaker C: Dude, it was sick. Like. Yep, Yep. [01:40:55] Speaker B: That's what it's called. Cedar Deal. Yeah. [01:40:56] Speaker A: That's where we, me and Michael got dropped off at summer camp there for like three years. [01:41:00] Speaker C: It was a. It was like a. It was like a mini canopy lake. [01:41:04] Speaker A: It's exactly what it is. [01:41:05] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:41:05] Speaker B: But it had a Jacuzzi had every. [01:41:07] Speaker C: It has single bomb city in eighth grade. [01:41:09] Speaker B: I'm sure. [01:41:10] Speaker C: Insane. Yeah, insane. Like I don't know how we got away with a two beef, two piece bathing suits on these girls. [01:41:17] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:41:17] Speaker C: And like, I can't even imagine being a teacher back. [01:41:19] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. [01:41:20] Speaker C: You know what I mean? [01:41:20] Speaker B: You know, you felt what a. Felt like and she. She understood what a UTI was three days later. [01:41:25] Speaker C: A thousand percent. Yeah, but that's where we went. And to bring up to your point, they're like, where'd you go? I was like, I don't know. Somewhere in the south shore. [01:41:31] Speaker B: Yeah. It's definitely not even close. [01:41:35] Speaker A: Could it be less the north shore? I mean, the south shore. [01:41:38] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:41:38] Speaker A: But I always just say, see, that was the best. I got thrown out of there once because of Marco. I'll blame Marco. I was in archery class. [01:41:46] Speaker B: Were you fingering Marco on the Jacuz? I was just bombing. [01:41:50] Speaker A: I was down at the archery place and Marco called to me up from above. And I had the bow, like straight caught, like ready to rock all the way back. And I just took the bow and I heard, hey, Nico. And I learned. And I just pointed it right up at him and my teacher. Oh. And I was like, what? [01:42:10] Speaker B: I was like, if you just stuck my. [01:42:12] Speaker A: I was like. He called my name. They had like, they have the. Actually, if I stuck them, that would probably hurt because the tips were. The tips weren't sharp. They were just like rounded. Yeah. Rounded metal. [01:42:22] Speaker B: Yeah. Well, you just shooting into hay or whatever targets. [01:42:25] Speaker A: It was like moving. They had moving targets. It was archery class. It was sick. [01:42:29] Speaker C: What do they have, like paint on them? Like, how'd you know if you hit the target or not? [01:42:33] Speaker A: I think. I think by you. I think like there was hay behind it and like, it's like a paper target. So it's gonna go through. [01:42:38] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. [01:42:39] Speaker A: You know what I mean? That place was awesome. It has a mini Fenway. Yeah, it has. It has 36 holes of mini golf. [01:42:45] Speaker B: It's funny how he's been thinking where this place has been his entire life. And you are ex. [01:42:50] Speaker C: Like, he's a tour guy. [01:42:52] Speaker B: Yeah. Responsibility. [01:42:55] Speaker A: The pools are right in front of you, like, right to your right. I remember like yesterday there's like a. There's. They would teach you how to dive. So there was like a dive tower. Never went on that. Don't want to learn how to dive. Kill myself. Then there's another pool. Yeah, bro. It's like all. [01:43:08] Speaker C: So we. So we had. [01:43:10] Speaker A: How you're a camp counselor. There I did camp counseling for Revere and I did it over at the beach month school and I thought that that premises was like big enough. I could never in my right mind be a camp counselor at this place. It's basically out. [01:43:22] Speaker B: There's so many places to hide. [01:43:24] Speaker A: Dude, you. Yeah, half the places in the woods. Yeah, half the places in the woods. Like you could take a zip line from one side of the place to the other. [01:43:32] Speaker B: On the flip side though, like a fewer camp counsel there's going on there. [01:43:39] Speaker A: The camp counsel's got to be. [01:43:40] Speaker B: That's prime time. [01:43:41] Speaker C: Now that I think of this, I don't think it was eighth grade because we had like a. There was like at the time 3. Three new middle schools and we had like a huge basketball tournament. And I, as bad as I am at baseball, equally as bad on a basketball court. So I was basically like the. And one commentator just on the court going, oh, baby. Just. [01:44:01] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:44:01] Speaker B: But like, who brought this 40 year old kid with his face, he looks. [01:44:05] Speaker C: Like he's 16 and why does he got Janko jeans on in the middle of June? [01:44:08] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:44:08] Speaker C: You know? [01:44:09] Speaker B: Yeah, he's freestyling in between. Get this kid out of here. [01:44:13] Speaker A: That place was nuts, bro. [01:44:15] Speaker B: Everybody wanted to be a rapper. So I'm not even. No one's gonna give like smoke to you. Everybody wanted to be a rapper. [01:44:20] Speaker C: That all right. So I. I told it on my podcast. But you know about like the mixtape story with jamming, right? Did you hear that episode? [01:44:28] Speaker B: I don't know. Maybe I was there. Was I there? [01:44:30] Speaker C: Might have been. I took my mixtape to jam in 94. Five, just rang the doorbell and I was. I had it edited. I edit everything. And I was like, yeah, can you just like play this? [01:44:40] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:44:40] Speaker C: And it was Hustle Simmons. Remember him? [01:44:42] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:44:42] Speaker C: Kind of looks like you. Kind of looks like Bill Burr, to be honest. Like bald with a red beard. [01:44:45] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:44:46] Speaker C: And he's like, yeah, what's this? And I was like, oh, it's edited. Like just play it for like the new, new local heat. [01:44:51] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. [01:44:53] Speaker C: And he's like, yeah, you got to send it in. Just close the door on my face. I drove the wall for him for nothing. [01:44:57] Speaker B: He didn't want to just take it. Be like, hey, bud. [01:44:59] Speaker C: He could have threw it in the trash. [01:45:00] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:45:00] Speaker C: And I would have been listening that night. See if they were going to play it. [01:45:03] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:45:03] Speaker C: Wouldn't, you know, wouldn't give me the time of day. I drove there fucking so fired up. I'm like, let's go. Me and My boy Iggy. We get there, we didn't last 13 seconds in that doorway. And we were back in the car. Like, you think he's gonna. When we send it, you think he's gonna play it? [01:45:16] Speaker B: So now someone did tell me I should be getting in touch with your boy Iggy for these. For the rap stuff. Have you ever tried to ask Iggy for this rap stuff? [01:45:23] Speaker C: Iggy don't have any rap. Iggy was never a rapper. Iggy was. [01:45:26] Speaker B: No, no. For your rap stuff. [01:45:28] Speaker C: He wouldn't have it. No, no. The only people that would have it, and I've. I've reached out to them because we would record at his house, was Troy and Luke and Jimmy. And Luke texted me yesterday. I told you about his golf tournament. 250. And I told him the. In the hat. [01:45:42] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:45:44] Speaker C: Treadstone Construction. [01:45:45] Speaker B: Yeah, I like that. [01:45:46] Speaker C: And he would have had it. And Luke would have had it. I'm sorry. Luke and Troy would have had it. But I think it's just. It just lost. [01:45:54] Speaker B: It sucks. [01:45:55] Speaker C: It does. [01:45:56] Speaker B: And we can't even find. [01:45:57] Speaker C: Do you want to know the name of the mixtape? [01:45:58] Speaker B: Yes. [01:45:59] Speaker C: Welcome to City 617-816-1781. [01:46:03] Speaker B: This kid. Was there a lot of new land? Like a new land line? So was there a lot of new land? [01:46:09] Speaker C: No, I think I was the only Newland kid. [01:46:11] Speaker B: So you never dropped Newland? [01:46:13] Speaker C: No, no, I might. I mean, I might have. I. It's been 25. [01:46:17] Speaker B: You know any hooks or anything like that? [01:46:18] Speaker C: No, we used everyone else's beats. [01:46:20] Speaker B: Okay, so you're just using people's beats. [01:46:22] Speaker C: Troy was a producer, and he made. He made his own, like, he did a lot of, like, Dipset. So he always had, like, that, you know, like the heat maker sound. [01:46:29] Speaker B: Yeah, a lot of that. A lot of. A lot of that. I love Dipset. Oh, Dipset was a waste. [01:46:33] Speaker C: I was always a locks guy. [01:46:34] Speaker B: But I'm a big killer cam. Killer cam on the purple. [01:46:38] Speaker C: Purple is one of the purple. [01:46:39] Speaker B: Yeah, I listen to that. [01:46:41] Speaker C: That's a friend's. [01:46:41] Speaker B: At least once a year, front to back. [01:46:43] Speaker C: Yep. [01:46:43] Speaker B: That's a album you play and you just let it go. [01:46:46] Speaker C: Let it go. And I. I was. The reason I never gave Cameron is like flowers, you would say, because I was huge in the lyrics back then. And it was like, hooly mooly dooley gooly. [01:46:55] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:46:55] Speaker C: And I was like, I got no time for this laugh. [01:46:56] Speaker B: Laffy Taffy. Yeah, yeah. [01:46:58] Speaker C: Range look like Laffy Taffy, Lemon Head and the Dead. I slight Winnipeg Gemstone Flintstones. You could say I'm friends with Fred. It's like, what are we talking about, Cameron. [01:47:07] Speaker B: I know, but if you go, if you write it down on paper, it's like a lot of rhymes. It's goofy. [01:47:11] Speaker C: Yeah. But like, now, like I just told you, I listen to that all the time. That album's unbelievable. And the pizza, insane. Now I'm just, like, listening to, you know, Door the Explorer. [01:47:23] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:47:23] Speaker C: A lot of country. [01:47:24] Speaker B: Yeah. That's crazy. [01:47:25] Speaker C: Christie's huge in the country. Huge, like, countries. [01:47:29] Speaker B: I think that's the natural transition. You went from hardcore rap in the. [01:47:33] Speaker C: Country, and I'm just like, where are my spurs? [01:47:35] Speaker B: Yeah. Do you ever think about making country music? I think you got the raspy voice. [01:47:39] Speaker C: No. [01:47:40] Speaker B: I gotta probably have some bars up there. [01:47:41] Speaker C: I love a good karaoke bar, but, like, when I do karaoke, it's 80s rock. No, it's usually Bobby Brown. You're hitting Bob. And I've won multiple, multiple times on karaoke. The first time I ever did karaoke, it was Michael Jackson Beat it. And I won $500 at dog side. [01:48:00] Speaker B: They do a 500? [01:48:02] Speaker C: They did. They used to do it on Thursday nights. [01:48:04] Speaker B: That's crazy how you win it. When Michael Jackson Beat It, I just. [01:48:07] Speaker C: Gave laugh dances pretty much like, okay. [01:48:09] Speaker B: Yeah, that makes sense. [01:48:10] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:48:10] Speaker B: So it's more the show than the actual. [01:48:12] Speaker C: Yeah, for sure. [01:48:13] Speaker A: Just basically just swinging dick. [01:48:15] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:48:15] Speaker C: Yeah. That's how I won my first 500. [01:48:18] Speaker B: So stand up comedy, you're into that now, right? Even though you've been clearly just gifted performances. [01:48:23] Speaker C: Right? [01:48:23] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:48:24] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:48:24] Speaker B: You've never had to work for nothing in your life. And, like, maybe some of these guys actually appreciate your talent. I'll say one thing, I'm gonna give you some flowers. I'm gonna suck your dick. I don't suck people's dicks often. What's up at the pulling the cork thing? I think you were one of the best ones out there. You did a great job. [01:48:39] Speaker C: Appreciate it. [01:48:40] Speaker B: That's all you're getting for compliments. [01:48:41] Speaker C: That's fine. [01:48:42] Speaker B: All right, so I would. It looks like June 19th is your date. [01:48:45] Speaker C: Yeah, that's it. Giggles. [01:48:46] Speaker B: I like Giggles. Giggles is a nice little room because you get the food, you can chill. [01:48:50] Speaker C: It's like, Giggles is fun. And I'll be honest, I always thought when you walk into Prince Pizza. Right. You take that left. [01:48:57] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:48:57] Speaker C: I thought that was just the only Giggles room. [01:49:00] Speaker B: Oh, no. [01:49:00] Speaker C: But you go all the way to the right. [01:49:01] Speaker B: Yep. [01:49:02] Speaker C: They do comedy in there, too. [01:49:03] Speaker B: They do them in all the privates. [01:49:04] Speaker C: So the first time I ever did Giggles, I was in the. Right. And I was. Yeah, I was like, I want to go in there. And Mike Clock was like, what are you talking about, you retard? [01:49:13] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:49:13] Speaker C: He's like, we do them in every room. [01:49:15] Speaker B: Now. Was it something that, like, you would go into that room and then you'd do 10 on the other room. Right. So like, you bounce around. [01:49:21] Speaker C: Right. [01:49:22] Speaker B: If they have a big show, if. [01:49:23] Speaker C: They have two shows. I've never done that yet. Okay, but like Audi J. Wire of the world, right? [01:49:29] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:49:29] Speaker C: Rivera guy, you know him. [01:49:30] Speaker B: The pharmacist. [01:49:31] Speaker C: Yes, but do you know his family? [01:49:32] Speaker B: No. [01:49:33] Speaker C: So his niece, Alicia. Bots ends at the Brown Jug. [01:49:38] Speaker B: Alicia. Which one? [01:49:39] Speaker C: Friday nights, maybe. [01:49:40] Speaker A: Yeah, we're not. I mean, we've only been there. We've only been there, like in the. [01:49:44] Speaker B: Week probably, if I. [01:49:45] Speaker C: She's awesome. She's the best. And it's funny, I brought her up because, like, she was like, I just saw you dates and you with my uncle. And I was like, yeah, he's the man. [01:49:54] Speaker B: Yeah, he's funny. [01:49:55] Speaker C: He and I can. He does the same bit every time. Yeah, I could listen to it every single time and crack up laughing. [01:50:01] Speaker B: A lot of do that, but when it's a good joke, it's a good joke. Yeah, you kind of almost want to hear it. [01:50:05] Speaker C: It's. [01:50:06] Speaker B: It's like 50 Cent, like, you know, I want to hear Patiently Waiting that. [01:50:09] Speaker C: You want to talk about a front to back album that might be the best rap album of all time. [01:50:12] Speaker B: It's not even close. Thank you. Yeah. That's the best rap album of all time. Anyone that says anything different, they want to be like Nas. Illmatic. No, this is. This is the top of the top. [01:50:21] Speaker A: A lot of people. [01:50:22] Speaker C: Can I say something? [01:50:23] Speaker B: N. Sucks. [01:50:24] Speaker C: I don't think he sucks, but like, when you tell me Nas is your favorite rapper, I look at you differently. [01:50:29] Speaker B: I agree. [01:50:29] Speaker C: I'm a Jay Z guy. [01:50:31] Speaker B: Yeah. I think Jay Z's better. Jay Z does want to be a gay painter, as 50 Cent would say. [01:50:36] Speaker C: I think he's going to be on a list soon, by the way. [01:50:38] Speaker B: I think so, too. [01:50:39] Speaker C: Yeah, I think that's going to hurt my heart. [01:50:41] Speaker B: Yeah, I know he's going to be on a list. [01:50:43] Speaker C: My God. [01:50:44] Speaker B: Did he. Dude. [01:50:44] Speaker C: Yeah, it's gonna. It's gonna suck if he's on that track. [01:50:47] Speaker A: A lot of people were going crazy because Lil Wayne's coming to Mansfield. [01:50:52] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:50:52] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:50:53] Speaker A: So a lot of people. Little Wayne wants To get tickets. I'm like, dude, do I really want to go to Little Wayne? [01:50:58] Speaker B: Was good. Like, oh, wait, is that a hike? [01:51:00] Speaker C: Yeah, right next to Grover. To the Soul Shore. Yeah. [01:51:03] Speaker B: I don't even know where Mansfield is. [01:51:04] Speaker A: I don't know where that's. [01:51:05] Speaker B: Is it. [01:51:06] Speaker A: Oh, I was gonna say, is it near Springfield? So, like, how I look at. Is like, like, this. Us, Springfield. Everything else is down, down there, buddy. [01:51:17] Speaker C: When someone says that, like, they live in Canton, I'm like, how is Connecticut? I have no idea. [01:51:22] Speaker B: I don't know where. [01:51:23] Speaker C: Yeah. No clue. I like. And call me sheltered. I don't give a fuck. I said this a hundred times. If I won a billion dollars, I'm moving to Linfield. And that's about. [01:51:30] Speaker B: Can you make. Can you do the states, though? You can probably hit all the states. Like, where the states are on a map? [01:51:34] Speaker C: Yeah, even, like. Even, like, middle America. Yeah, I could do. [01:51:37] Speaker B: I swear to God, if my kids, like, life was on the line. So I was holding the gun and told my wife to put all the 50 states on. My kid's dead. Go get the plot. Put the cemetery. Put the cement liner in the plot. The kid's dead. She can't. She doesn't know where North Dakota is. South Dakota. She has no clue where anything is. She thought that Canada was part of the United States. Canada or Mexico. She thought they were, like, two states. I'm like, what do you. What are you talking. [01:51:59] Speaker C: Wait, your wife? [01:52:00] Speaker B: My wife. [01:52:00] Speaker C: Oh, boy. [01:52:02] Speaker B: No, she has no idea. [01:52:04] Speaker A: That makes sense. The sun was thinking like that. It's totally acceptable. [01:52:07] Speaker B: Clue. [01:52:07] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:52:08] Speaker C: Yeah. My thing is, growing up, I was huge into presidents. I know a bunch of random about presidents to this day. [01:52:15] Speaker A: Mao, my brother is like. My brother's like a. [01:52:18] Speaker B: Well, he's a little autistic. [01:52:19] Speaker A: He's a little. He's like Rain Man. [01:52:20] Speaker C: So he was like, presidents. [01:52:22] Speaker B: Presidents, capitals. [01:52:24] Speaker A: Like, so when Maco was in the. I think it was first grade, if there was a visitor coming in from, like, around town, we went to Georgetown. So if there was a visitor that would come in. Marco. [01:52:35] Speaker C: Wait, what? I thought you were from River. [01:52:37] Speaker A: No. [01:52:38] Speaker C: What's happening? [01:52:38] Speaker A: I grew up in a. I grew up in a split home. [01:52:41] Speaker C: All right. Welcome to the club. Welcome to the club. [01:52:43] Speaker A: Dude, split home. Yeah. [01:52:45] Speaker C: I saw my dad every other weekend. [01:52:47] Speaker A: Dude, have half. Half Riva, half Georgetown. [01:52:49] Speaker C: All right? [01:52:51] Speaker A: So anytime that there was a visitor, Marco would. Would go with the principal and tell them all about the school and the. Like, it was a regular thing. Like, Marco would do that. Like, Marco. Also, there was a huge rug when you walked in of, like, the. Like, the geograph. Like, the whole world spread out. [01:53:12] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:53:12] Speaker A: And Marco could literally go up to it. I think my mom was telling me and my dad tell you the country. It would tell you everything about the map. And they were like, when did you. Like, they were like, were you 12. [01:53:23] Speaker B: When you moved here? [01:53:24] Speaker A: They were like, what the dude. Like, what are you, like, talking about? And, like. But that's how he is. Mako's 100. Like, very smart. Very, very smart. My assistant, Skyla, terrible storyteller. Terrible intel about anything that has to do with nightlife. Even though she's a bottle girl, she's also pretty smart, too. But she has to try. Marco didn't. I feel like, had to try at all. Marco's kind of got, like. [01:53:45] Speaker C: So Marco's the oldest than you? [01:53:47] Speaker A: Marco, me, Skyler, and then I have another sister, Sophia, that my. My dad remarried and had a kid, and so. [01:53:54] Speaker C: But. But you're not like one of those people. Like, that's my half sister, right. [01:53:57] Speaker A: No, my sister. I mean the same thing. I got to have the same deal with Scott, Me and Marco, the only two from the same. [01:54:03] Speaker C: I don't have. I have five other siblings, and I never once. Every one of them, to me, are like that. They might be full, but to me, they're all half. We were like the Brady Bunch. My mom, dad, they had me immediately got separated and just became friends. [01:54:18] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:54:18] Speaker C: Like, they were. They were way better friends than they were. [01:54:20] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:54:21] Speaker A: That way then they were banging each other. But yeah. Your kid. Kids. Kid's smart. Kid knows all that. [01:54:32] Speaker B: Okay, let's do this President's test. Now that you say. Because you just said. You know a lot about president. [01:54:36] Speaker C: I do. It's. I'm. I'm rusty now. [01:54:38] Speaker B: This is on CNN. 10 questions we're going to answer. We're going to see what you get for a grade. I don't know the answers. [01:54:43] Speaker C: So what kind of. All right, we'll just go with it. [01:54:46] Speaker B: Who was the first president to live in the White House? I'm going to give you four. [01:54:49] Speaker C: Okay. [01:54:50] Speaker B: George Washington. John Adams. Thomas Jefferson. James Madison. [01:54:54] Speaker C: Thomas Jefferson. [01:54:56] Speaker B: It's wrong. It's John Adams. [01:54:57] Speaker C: That's a lie. [01:54:58] Speaker A: All right, we're all for one. [01:54:58] Speaker B: Incorrect. [01:54:59] Speaker A: We're all for one. [01:55:00] Speaker B: We're all for one. [01:55:00] Speaker C: I knew it was. I know. [01:55:01] Speaker B: White House always wasn't known as the White House. It's sometimes called the executive Mansion, the President's House, and several other names. Which president Officially named the building the White House. Grover Cleveland, William Taft, Ulysses Grant. Theodore Roosevelt. [01:55:18] Speaker C: I'm gonna go with Roosevelt. [01:55:20] Speaker B: That is correct, son. [01:55:22] Speaker A: Wow. One for two here. [01:55:24] Speaker B: One. Yep. One for two. Who is the first president to be born. Born a U. S. Citizen. [01:55:28] Speaker C: Oh, that's. [01:55:29] Speaker B: So they. They have to be born after 1776, I would assume Andrew Jackson. John Quincy Adams. Martin Van Buren. William Henry Harrison. [01:55:40] Speaker C: I'm gonna go early here, but I'm gonna say Andrew Jackson. He was the seventh president. Martin Van Buren was eight. [01:55:45] Speaker B: It's Martin Van Buren, the eighth president. And I. I would have said that just for the reason of Seinfeld. You ever see the Van Buren boys? Have you ever heard that? [01:55:51] Speaker C: You're not going to like my take on Seinfeld. [01:55:53] Speaker B: You don't like it? [01:55:53] Speaker C: I rew. Watched it recently and I liked it. [01:55:55] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:55:56] Speaker C: When I first saw it, I thought it was the worst thing I've ever seen. [01:55:58] Speaker B: Yeah, no, it's good. There's good jokes in it. [01:56:01] Speaker C: You know what, though? I also watched it when I was 19. I couldn't appreciate the humor. [01:56:04] Speaker B: I agree. [01:56:04] Speaker C: You know, I like it later in life. [01:56:06] Speaker B: I agree with what you're saying. [01:56:07] Speaker C: I watched it later. I think I watched it during COVID and I was like, all right. [01:56:10] Speaker B: I used to always be like, the office is way better than. [01:56:12] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:56:13] Speaker B: How many children did George Washington have? I mean, this. These seem. Well, zero. Three, five and nine. [01:56:19] Speaker C: Nine three total. Guess. [01:56:23] Speaker B: Zero. He has no kids. George Washington was one. Yeah. One of a handful of parents who did not have any children while in office. However, he was a step stepfather to his wife's mother. I thought he had a bunch of slaves and he just was everything. That's why all the blacks are named Washington. [01:56:35] Speaker C: Am I right? Thomas Jefferson. [01:56:37] Speaker B: Okay. Okay. So that was. That was bad. [01:56:39] Speaker C: You never seen that comedian? The black guy is like, my name's TJ he goes and stands with my great, great grandfather's name, Thomas Jefferson. [01:56:46] Speaker B: That's actually hilarious. Which president spent the shortest amount of time in office? Office. [01:56:51] Speaker C: William Henry Harrison. [01:56:52] Speaker B: I didn't even have to read him for you. [01:56:53] Speaker C: Nine months. Died of pneumonia. [01:56:57] Speaker B: He refused to wear a hat and overcoat despite rain and freezing temperatures during his inauguration. This is probably why all of our grandparents told us, listen, you got to wear a coat because you're going to get pneumonia. [01:57:06] Speaker C: There it is. [01:57:08] Speaker B: Which state has produced the most US Presidents? Used to be Massachusetts, but Illinois, Texas, New York, Virginia. [01:57:15] Speaker C: Oh, Virginia. [01:57:16] Speaker B: Virginia's right. So he does know his presidents. I'm gonna give him because there's a lot of questions here that no one would have got. In 1966, President Lyndon B. Johnson made what historic decision. He changed the term limits for U. S. Senators. He appointed the first African American cabinet member. He established the FBI. He dis segregated the US Military. [01:57:37] Speaker C: So I'm not gonna say FBI because Kennedy was before him and he had that with Hoover. [01:57:42] Speaker B: Yep. [01:57:43] Speaker C: He's from Texas. So I'm gonna say he did nothing to do with the blacks. Okay, what were the other two? [01:57:48] Speaker B: He desegregated the military and he changed the term limits for U. S. Senators. [01:57:52] Speaker C: I'm gonna say U.S. senators. [01:57:54] Speaker B: It's wrong. He appointed the first black cabinet member. [01:57:57] Speaker C: Would have never guessed that. [01:57:58] Speaker B: That's why he was from Texas. How do you know he's from fucking Texas? Dude. What kind of farm did Jimmy Carter famously own before he became president? Corn. Dairy. Wheat. Peanuts. [01:58:07] Speaker C: Peanut. Peanut. [01:58:10] Speaker B: I was gonna say peanut too. Peanuts. Right. Cottage family. Owned a peanut business. Which president was known by the secret service code name Rawhide. Hint. His first lady's code name was Rainbow. Franklin d. Roosevelt. George w. Bush. Ronald Reagan. Barack Hussein Obama. [01:58:30] Speaker C: There's no way it says Hussein. [01:58:32] Speaker A: By the way. It's one. [01:58:35] Speaker B: It can't be Barack. [01:58:36] Speaker A: It's either one or three. It's one or three. You gotta think rawhide and Rainbow. So they're going off of an R. I'm going Reagan. [01:58:45] Speaker B: Yeah. I think Reagan's the right one. [01:58:46] Speaker C: Yep. [01:58:46] Speaker B: Good job. [01:58:47] Speaker C: Come on. [01:58:48] Speaker B: They had co. The whole Reagan family had code names that begin with. Ah. [01:58:52] Speaker A: Yeah. There you go. Oh. [01:58:54] Speaker B: President Obama's family had co base names too. His was renegade and hers was renaissance. [01:59:00] Speaker C: What a song by Jay Z and m. Unbelievable song. [01:59:02] Speaker B: Who was the only president? That's the last question. Who was the only president to leave the White House in return for a second term four years later? [01:59:09] Speaker C: Grover Cleveland. [01:59:12] Speaker B: Really Though. But this should. This should have Trump on here. Benjamin Harrison. Grover Cleveland. Franklin Pierce. James Godfrey. You going with Grover Cleveland? And that's correct. 6 out of 10. 60%. That's a win for Malden. [01:59:23] Speaker C: That's a passing score. [01:59:24] Speaker A: That's a win score for Malden right there. [01:59:26] Speaker C: Do you want to know who the heaviest president was? [01:59:28] Speaker B: Taft. Right. [01:59:29] Speaker C: Taft. 305 pounds. Who was the lightest? [01:59:33] Speaker B: No clue. [01:59:33] Speaker C: James Madison. 98 pounds. 98 whopping pounds. Wow. [01:59:37] Speaker B: 98 pounds. [01:59:38] Speaker A: How do you lead a. You lead a nation weighing 98 pounds. [01:59:42] Speaker C: Let's go get him. Guys. Shut the up. [01:59:45] Speaker B: How tall was he? Had to be like 5, 9. [01:59:47] Speaker C: Not a big boy. [01:59:48] Speaker A: Hey guys. We gotta think about Passing bill. [01:59:50] Speaker B: Shut the up. [01:59:53] Speaker A: We'll pass what we want to pass. [01:59:55] Speaker B: James Madison. [01:59:56] Speaker C: Wow. [01:59:56] Speaker B: Didn't he get killed? Some of who got killed. [01:59:58] Speaker C: I mean, a lot of them did. McKinley did. [02:00:00] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:00:00] Speaker C: Lincoln. That was a famous one. [02:00:02] Speaker B: I didn't hear about that one. [02:00:06] Speaker C: Yeah, there's a lot of crazy. [02:00:07] Speaker B: Do you know that Malden was one of the. The few states to come out cities. Sorry. To come out against slavery. [02:00:14] Speaker C: Did you know that Malden was the first city. You can look this up if you want. First city to declare its independence from the Brits. [02:00:19] Speaker B: I did. I did. I did read that. I read that because I read a few Malden facts. [02:00:23] Speaker C: I thought I. I was low key. Low key. Hoping that you had like 10 questions about all. Because I would have murdered. [02:00:29] Speaker B: I know, I know. I was thinking about doing it, but I didn't want to go, like, too heavy on the mall then stuff. [02:00:33] Speaker C: I know, but I get so excited when, like, you, like, you guys are giving Marco questions. And I was like, maybe they'll do the same for me. [02:00:38] Speaker B: I know, because he was sitting there studying Dana Rosenblatt. Famously from Malden. We talk about that jukebox around. Yeah. [02:00:46] Speaker C: Hey, want to know a funny thing? But you know who his uncle is now? The Dolphins head coach. [02:00:51] Speaker A: No way. [02:00:51] Speaker C: Kenny Mason. [02:00:52] Speaker B: Kenny Masonson, huh? [02:00:54] Speaker C: I went to his fight when I played on the Dolphins at the football field. [02:00:58] Speaker B: I definitely probably went to that game. To that fight. [02:01:01] Speaker C: You did? [02:01:01] Speaker B: 100%. Dana Rosenblatt was big. It's a big thing in our family. Dana Rosenblatt, that Justin's father was like. Like a manager or something. Like with Dana Rosenblatt, the world gets small. That's where that name, Dana Rosenblatt. [02:01:13] Speaker C: So. [02:01:13] Speaker B: So it was a big Dana Rosenblack. [02:01:15] Speaker A: He's Jewish, right? He a Jew said it. Yeah. [02:01:18] Speaker B: Can we say Jew like that? Yeah, it was a Jew. [02:01:21] Speaker A: Yeah, sure. [02:01:21] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:01:22] Speaker C: I mean, the Jew. [02:01:23] Speaker B: Yeah, the Jew. He's a joke. I never thought a Jew had it in him. Usually you're the one managing the fighter, not the actually fighting. [02:01:31] Speaker C: Dude. I called him. I was probably mid-20s, and I was like, I want to get back into boxing. I used to just hang out a boxing gym. Never fought anybody in my life. But I was like, I still got it. So I messaged Dana and I was like, hey, Like, I want to get into it. And he responded back when it was like an automated message, and it said, like, what he does for real estate now. But he was like, call my number. So I did. He's like, how old are you kid 16, 17. I'm like, I'm 26. He's like, all right, but I got a lot of time. [02:01:56] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:01:57] Speaker C: The dream's over. Yeah. Yeah. [02:01:59] Speaker B: Well, that's true. [02:01:59] Speaker C: Yeah. [02:01:59] Speaker B: You get to start real young. [02:02:00] Speaker A: Right? Y. [02:02:01] Speaker C: And then I brought my son to Wilcox's gym. [02:02:05] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:02:05] Speaker C: You know, right before COVID And then co happened, whatever. And I was like, I'm gonna have my. My kid's half Irish, half Puerto Rican. It's automatic. He's going to be undefeated, Right? [02:02:12] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. [02:02:12] Speaker C: Same throw a first punch. I'm like, this is not gonna end. [02:02:15] Speaker B: Well, you know, this isn't. [02:02:16] Speaker A: Well, he's. [02:02:18] Speaker C: He's gained a lot of, like, he's a man now, you know. But, like, back then I was like, wow, do I even want him in football? [02:02:24] Speaker A: Yeah, I think that that's like, for me, like, if I when do have kids, like, I immediately want them in. My idea is definitely something that teaches discipline. So like a karate, like something like something like a mma, like, because, you know, a lot of those kids that are like, high strung, high wide, like, I feel like their parents will play put them in there. Because one they. They step away and now they're letting them kind of get, you know, taught to learn from somebody else, like a higher up. But, like, you're also channeling that whole, like, craziness. Like, I want. I also want, like, my son hopes to, like, fend for himself or other. [02:03:01] Speaker B: People, but I also think it actually, it gives you a better mental clarity where you're like, you're not going to talk out of school to people in a way. [02:03:07] Speaker A: Like, you're also going to be respectful. [02:03:10] Speaker B: At a young age. [02:03:12] Speaker C: If there's one thing I love is like, like, I have three daughters and a son, right? If there's one thing I never get enough of hearing is, like, how respectful my son is, right? And I'm like, dude, you can do whatever you want. [02:03:23] Speaker B: That's the biggest compliment. [02:03:25] Speaker C: Like last night he just came in my room and he's like, dad, how's my English accent? Well, how's my British accent? He's like, I'll stab you, mate. And I'm like, All right, you're 14. You can with me like that don't do in front of your mother. I was always taught, like, never swear in front of your mother. [02:03:37] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. [02:03:37] Speaker C: And so I did. I teach out to him. But like, in front of me, go nuts. I don't care. [02:03:42] Speaker B: Yeah, who cares? [02:03:42] Speaker C: But like, there was a lady coming up the the stands last night at Graduation. Clearly elderly. He didn't. I didn't even say anything. We just went down and, like, helped her up. He's so sweet. I'm like, and that's how you're gonna get laid, kid. You know, Help out the elderly. Yeah, she's gonna rip your dick apart. [02:04:00] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:04:01] Speaker A: She's gonna take you for a ride. [02:04:03] Speaker B: Picking out those teeth and she's gonna work on you. [02:04:05] Speaker C: But like, little. Like that. But yeah, you learn that in karate and like that for sure. [02:04:11] Speaker A: Stuff that. Exactly. Boxing, it would be like. It'd be something very similar, you know, like it's. You got. You. You want to do something of. Of that nature, then all. You can play all the other sports with the. With that being said. But like, that to start, just to kind of like. Because I know if I had a. If I had to depict my kid, like, God forbid, if me and that other girl ever had a kid, I. I told her, I'm like, with the way that you are and like, your spiciness was a Puerto Rican and you're gonna put me combined with that. Like, I kid might murder somebody, you know, or my kid's gonna fucking end up being a felon. Like, so I know that I'm gonna produce probably something nothing short of a menace. [02:04:44] Speaker C: Yeah. [02:04:45] Speaker A: So I need that menace to, like, kind of just be. But with me go crazy, dog. Like, cause chaos. That's what I say. Like, I did it. It do it. Be a kid. I. I don't want to take that away from them. I just want them to be respectful. [02:04:57] Speaker C: Yeah, sure. [02:04:58] Speaker A: You know, be a kid. [02:04:59] Speaker C: But be. [02:04:59] Speaker A: But be. Don't be that the one that all the punks that. That all the parents talking about this kid, you know, like, where's his father? That's the worst me here, because you hear now, like, where are their parents? Yeah, right. And that's like, you don't. Of course, the parent. I'm sure you're like, you ain't never want to hear that because that's fighting words, in my opinion. It's like, what do you mean? Where their parents at? [02:05:19] Speaker C: Like, so I. I think about. I had this conversation last week, and you guys can chime in on it if you want. Right? So, like, I'm very happy that, like, all my friends, all my son's friends. Parents are involved. Every one of them. [02:05:31] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:05:32] Speaker C: Like, they don't really have a deadbeat. [02:05:33] Speaker A: That's nice. [02:05:34] Speaker C: Even, like, the kids that I don't really know, I see their parents are involved. But in the back of my mind, I'M like, are they really involved or is it just because social media makes them to be involved? Because, like, no one wants to be blasted for not taking care of their kid. [02:05:50] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:05:50] Speaker C: You know what I mean? And I just see, like, checks and balances. Exactly. So I just. I see where, for example, the whole reason it got brought up, there was a guy, that guy that took a picture with his daughter, and she's like my son's age and picked the pictures, like when she was like four. And he's like, happy birthday, baby. And I'm like, she's like 14 now, dude. You know what I mean? [02:06:09] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:06:09] Speaker C: He wants to still pretend like he's still involved. And I thought about that and I was like, dude, all the kids my age that didn't have a dad, they didn't have social media to, like, go after them. [02:06:19] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:06:19] Speaker C: To the world, you know? [02:06:21] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:06:21] Speaker C: They were just in a bar room getting hammered and they're like, yeah, I'll catch you on the weekend. [02:06:24] Speaker B: Definitely. [02:06:24] Speaker C: You know? [02:06:25] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:06:25] Speaker C: So I always thought of that also, while we would. Because I'm going to. This is going to slip out of here. Does. Do you think Justin will listen to this episode? [02:06:33] Speaker B: Yes. [02:06:33] Speaker C: Okay. [02:06:34] Speaker B: He listens to everything. [02:06:35] Speaker A: So he has. [02:06:36] Speaker C: When I. [02:06:36] Speaker A: Over a hundred. He has over like an hour of like, docked up. [02:06:41] Speaker B: Clips. [02:06:42] Speaker A: Clips against. Against me. [02:06:44] Speaker C: And Al, this isn't talking. This is actually going with him. [02:06:48] Speaker A: Right. [02:06:48] Speaker C: So when I did karate as a kid, it was a place called Richard Burns Tang Su Do. Right. [02:06:54] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:06:54] Speaker C: Now, I was huge into karate as a kid. Watched every karate film you could imagine. But equally, I was a wrestling fan. More so. A wrestling fan. [02:07:03] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:07:03] Speaker C: So the very first day I go into karate, I remember it like yesterday, dude. Got my white belt on, got my gi. The stairs. I'll never forget, there had to have been 100 stairs to go upstairs. First thing I see is a wrestling ring and my eyes light up. [02:07:16] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:07:17] Speaker C: And I'm like, why am I. I thought, like, my parents were with me and being like, signed up for karate, AKA you're in the WWF now. [02:07:23] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:07:24] Speaker C: That's the first thing I. So I walked up there, I see them, I think, totally forget that I have karate on. And I'm like, can I go in the ring? And no one's around and I go in the ring and I immediately get screamed at by my new sensei, who is a five foot two white woman. Total letdown. [02:07:39] Speaker B: Yes. Right. [02:07:41] Speaker C: It wasn't Mr. Miyagi. No, wasn't. It wasn't Bruce Lee. It was a white Woman, it was a fight, right? So I get in there, we do the karate thing. Then we go into the locker room and I see all the. All these pitches and I'm like. At the time, I go, that's Hunter Hurst, Helmsley. Yeah, that's Perry Sadden. That's. It was Killer Kowalski's wrestling. Wrestling gym. Yeah, they all trained there. That's every one of them. [02:08:06] Speaker B: That's not crazy. [02:08:07] Speaker C: What's even crazier is, you know the kid that I coach? The kid Thomas? [02:08:11] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:08:11] Speaker C: He lives in Killer Kowalski's old house. [02:08:14] Speaker B: No way. [02:08:14] Speaker C: Swear to God. So, like, I've been in their house and I'm like a legend. Live here. Dude. Justin is better corner. [02:08:21] Speaker B: It's on the corner. [02:08:21] Speaker C: No, it's. Oh, what? Where it was. Yeah, his house or. [02:08:25] Speaker B: Yeah, the house. [02:08:26] Speaker C: No, the house is way up in hell. I can point you. [02:08:28] Speaker B: Okay, It. [02:08:29] Speaker C: It's the. I'll be honest, you look at the house, you're like, it's a nice house. [02:08:32] Speaker B: I think I had to drop off a birth certificate there. [02:08:34] Speaker C: No, it's. It's way up, okay? Way up the hill. And then their back porch, like, wraps around their house. There's no yard, it's all cliff, but you just see like the perfect Boston skyline. Yeah, it's dope, dude. And it's like a big enough back porch where, like, you can have 100 people back there. No one's bumping into each other. [02:08:50] Speaker B: K. Think of the people that have been on that porch. [02:08:53] Speaker C: Insane. [02:08:54] Speaker B: Prince Albert. [02:08:55] Speaker C: All those people. Prince Albert was from Chelsea. [02:08:58] Speaker B: Chelsea, Riv. [02:09:00] Speaker C: And then his sister, when I was in high school, was the shot put coach for the track team. [02:09:05] Speaker B: No way. [02:09:05] Speaker C: And she was just as big as he was. It was hilarious. [02:09:09] Speaker A: It's got to be a wrestling thing. They just, like, breed people that, like, look just like them. Like, Lesnar's daughter is like a spitting image of Brock Lesnar. [02:09:17] Speaker C: She's so gross. [02:09:18] Speaker B: She's disgusting. [02:09:19] Speaker C: Gross. [02:09:20] Speaker B: She really is. [02:09:20] Speaker C: I. I gotta see the mother, cuz she. It's all him. [02:09:24] Speaker A: I know the mother. The mother's a wrestler. [02:09:27] Speaker C: She is. [02:09:27] Speaker A: She used to be a wrestler, I thought. [02:09:29] Speaker C: Who? [02:09:30] Speaker A: Lesnar's wife. [02:09:31] Speaker C: Yeah, but who? [02:09:33] Speaker A: I don't know, but her name might be, like, Sandra or Sarah something. She's actually hot. [02:09:37] Speaker C: Really? [02:09:38] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:09:39] Speaker C: She wasn't even in the bedroom when she was there. [02:09:41] Speaker A: Look up. Look up. Lesnar's wife. [02:09:43] Speaker C: I don't know. [02:09:44] Speaker B: Maybe that was artificial insemination. [02:09:46] Speaker C: This is insane. You just can't hold a microphone, smoke a cigar, and look at the same time. Oh, okay. What's happening? [02:09:52] Speaker B: Oh, what's it called? [02:09:54] Speaker A: Lesnar's. Look up Brock Lesnar's wife. [02:09:58] Speaker C: You've had a booger in your nose since the beginning of this podcast. I don't think it for you, but Fable. [02:10:04] Speaker A: Sable. [02:10:04] Speaker C: No way. [02:10:05] Speaker A: Yeah, it's his wife, Sable. [02:10:07] Speaker C: Yeah, I met her at Everett Square Sporting Goods. Her and Sunny. By the way, have you seen Sunny lately? No, she's in jail. [02:10:14] Speaker A: Oh, okay. [02:10:15] Speaker C: She, like, did. [02:10:16] Speaker B: That's insane. That Sable. And less than. [02:10:19] Speaker C: I did not know that. [02:10:20] Speaker B: So do you remember Sable's paw prints? [02:10:22] Speaker C: Yes. [02:10:24] Speaker B: You don't know that? [02:10:25] Speaker A: No. [02:10:26] Speaker B: Oh, my God. Everyone's jerked off to that. Anyone? Outrage. [02:10:29] Speaker C: Dude, the attitude error was insanity. Insane. I'm like, ah. [02:10:35] Speaker B: Oh, she did Playboy too. [02:10:37] Speaker C: Yeah. No, dude had someone buy that for me in the corner store. [02:10:41] Speaker B: Tell me that one get you gassed up. [02:10:43] Speaker A: Wow. [02:10:43] Speaker C: See? Yeah. [02:10:47] Speaker A: Let me see. [02:10:48] Speaker B: Dude, I swear to God that they. [02:10:50] Speaker C: By the way, those are not paw prints. Those are hand prints. [02:10:52] Speaker A: Those are. [02:10:52] Speaker B: Yeah, those are. Those are hand. Those are probably less than his hand prints too. [02:10:55] Speaker A: They probably are. [02:10:55] Speaker B: That's probably before hand. [02:10:56] Speaker C: You know who else you think about when that. [02:10:58] Speaker A: When that picture was taken? Lesn was probably like. [02:11:00] Speaker B: I think she dated Austin. [02:11:01] Speaker C: Stone Cold. [02:11:02] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:11:02] Speaker C: And then Stone Cold beat the ever living out of her. [02:11:05] Speaker B: That's what they say. [02:11:06] Speaker C: Yeah. Domestic violence, all. [02:11:07] Speaker B: I'm sure she just likes to get beat because she's with Lesnar. I'm sure he's. [02:11:10] Speaker A: I'm sure Les is just. Just the kindest soul in the world. Les said all he likes to do is just go out on his ranch. [02:11:16] Speaker B: What a good friend. What a good friend Danny is, by the way, that he's like, you had a booger in this entire episode. We're in like two and a half hours. Thanks. Thanks, Danny. Well, I can't feel my nose. I had said I. They said I have a pulp the size of Texas and I have a deviated septum. Yeah. [02:11:29] Speaker C: So I remember hearing about that. [02:11:31] Speaker A: So what's that like? That breathing's just terrible. [02:11:34] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:11:34] Speaker A: I have a doc's appointment on June 18th, and I'm so excited to go. I like, I'm. It's one weird. How. [02:11:40] Speaker B: When was the last time you went. [02:11:41] Speaker A: Over a decade ago. Probably around the same time I did my taxes. [02:11:48] Speaker B: Which. Okay, so they're saying that you can't get in trouble for. For your taxes. You're only allowed to do three. Three months before. Three years before. So I think you'll be fine. [02:11:59] Speaker A: What Is it? [02:12:00] Speaker C: You're good now. [02:12:01] Speaker A: Oh, you got it. [02:12:02] Speaker B: I think it was just here, but it was. [02:12:04] Speaker A: That was what you say. I can't get in trouble for what? [02:12:06] Speaker B: I don't think you can get in trouble, dude. Just go and tell them. Yeah, I think it's just something pushing off too much. [02:12:12] Speaker A: I am, I am. I push off another year. [02:12:14] Speaker C: But you're on. You're on the books for your job, right? [02:12:16] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:12:17] Speaker C: Yeah. So you're good. They take the tax out anyway. It. [02:12:19] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I. [02:12:20] Speaker B: Well, if anybody owed him money. [02:12:22] Speaker C: That's the thing. [02:12:23] Speaker B: He didn't get any of that Covid money. [02:12:24] Speaker A: That's. [02:12:25] Speaker C: I didn't. [02:12:26] Speaker A: No, I definitely did. [02:12:27] Speaker C: Oh, okay. [02:12:27] Speaker B: He did. [02:12:28] Speaker A: That's the thing, Al saying to me, he's like, dude, they probably owe you money. You know what I mean? You've probably been owed money for like eight now, nine years. That'd be sick. [02:12:37] Speaker C: That'd be a nice little scratch ticket. [02:12:39] Speaker A: Yeah, I might have to. I. Can I go to H and R Block at any time or. Just because season's over and that. That means I'm talk. [02:12:46] Speaker B: Why don't you just talk to them and be like, hey, like, I haven't filed taxes since. Since W was in office. [02:12:55] Speaker A: Yeah, I probably. That's probably what I said. Like, when's the last time you did sex? I'd be like, 2016. [02:13:01] Speaker B: I wonder what his handle name was. You think it was like, with a w? Probably, right? [02:13:06] Speaker A: 16, 17. Probably is when that happened. [02:13:09] Speaker C: So you're just going for a physical? [02:13:11] Speaker A: I'm going. I'm going, dude, because they won't let me go to a dermatologist to get this figured out unless I get a referral from pcp. [02:13:19] Speaker B: Are you just going to be getting a cream or what are they going to be giving you? [02:13:21] Speaker A: I don't know. [02:13:22] Speaker C: Is that new? [02:13:22] Speaker A: I hope they give me the shot. [02:13:24] Speaker C: Is that new for you? [02:13:25] Speaker A: Yes. [02:13:25] Speaker C: Is it? [02:13:25] Speaker A: Yes. It's probably been around now for like two years now. [02:13:29] Speaker C: That's not new. [02:13:30] Speaker B: That's. Yeah, no, it's just one time had. [02:13:32] Speaker A: Shingles at one point that. Well, the wife, a nurse looked at my back and thought that it was shingles. [02:13:37] Speaker B: Well, she doesn't know where Dakota is. And you're listening to her. [02:13:40] Speaker A: Yeah, I didn't. [02:13:41] Speaker B: I didn't know where the Dakotas are. [02:13:42] Speaker C: I didn't know that. [02:13:42] Speaker A: She couldn't identify states or. [02:13:44] Speaker B: You're like, that's Florida today. I. I got. Last night. I got that your leg's gonna fall off because that Chin injury is going necrotic. My wound, so. [02:13:52] Speaker C: Oh. [02:13:53] Speaker A: Oh, what you're gonna get. You're gonna get Alex. You get Alex Smith disease. [02:13:56] Speaker B: So that it's quite possible that, like, I could have no leg. But the good news is I got the leg already lined up. I. I got a guy to give prosthetic legs. [02:14:05] Speaker C: You got a leg? [02:14:06] Speaker B: I got a leg guy. [02:14:07] Speaker A: You have a guy, bro. [02:14:09] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:14:09] Speaker A: That's crazy. [02:14:09] Speaker B: So I'll have a nice metal leg, they'll install it, they'll cut it nice, and then I'll tell panuzzo I dropped 25 pounds just walking around with a nub. [02:14:21] Speaker A: Yeah. So I got to go there, and I got to get referred. So that's, like, the biggest thing. It's not a phase physical, but it. [02:14:27] Speaker C: Is kind of, though, that they make you do that to get a referral insurance. [02:14:32] Speaker B: So. [02:14:32] Speaker A: So long. So long. Like, if. [02:14:35] Speaker C: You know what you. If you had a hangnail and there was a hangnail person, you have to go see a regular doctor to tell you that you got a hang to. [02:14:41] Speaker A: Go to now that you got to go to a hangnail person, then you got again, like, here's the one thing that's bad about me. Like, I would. I wanted to hope to get on something before I go away, to hopefully clear my skin up, because obviously I'm going to be, you know, in nice weather, be on a beach, whatever, what have you. Now I gotta hope and pray that I can a dermatologist between June 18 and the time that I go away, which is, like, two months, which is, like, very. I feel, like, unrealistic. [02:15:05] Speaker C: Yeah. [02:15:05] Speaker B: Have you ever thought about just jumping in this pool? Because when I tell you the amount of shock they put in this pool, like, it was burning my eyes when I was setting this up, they put an absurd amount of shock on this thing. Have you thought about just, like, bleaching your skin? [02:15:18] Speaker A: No. So I. I've been. I've been told that, like, that might not be, like, the worst thing in the world or natural water with it being, like, salt might not be bad or, like, actually going tanning. [02:15:29] Speaker B: A lot of people got psoriasis. Yeah, I know you got it. A lot of people have it. [02:15:33] Speaker A: Yeah. But I mean, just back at the. [02:15:35] Speaker C: Back of my head, I get, like, all. I break out. It's only right here. [02:15:38] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:15:38] Speaker C: But I remember my barber, actually, at the time we talked about this. Remember Uncle Nino's? [02:15:45] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. The best. [02:15:46] Speaker C: The barber right next door, which we know. Yeah, we know. You probably know him, too. What the Is his name the older guy? I told you. [02:15:52] Speaker B: Oh, Jimmy Nigro. [02:15:53] Speaker C: Jimmy Nigro. [02:15:54] Speaker B: Jimmy. Nigel called me the other day. I gotta call him back. [02:15:56] Speaker C: He gave me lemon cello, like, when I was, like, 13. Yeah, he don't give a. Dude, Jimmy brought wine. [02:16:01] Speaker A: Jimmy the bus driver. [02:16:02] Speaker C: He gave guests. [02:16:03] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. Bus driver. [02:16:04] Speaker C: Yeah. And then he would. He was. He was also a licensed baba, bro. [02:16:08] Speaker A: My God. He was a licensed bob. That's what he did when we were all in school. [02:16:11] Speaker C: Thank you. [02:16:11] Speaker B: Jimmy's the bus driver. That's Jimmy the bus driver, dude. We from Revere. [02:16:16] Speaker A: Yes, bro. And we. [02:16:17] Speaker B: Why am I not putting this together? [02:16:18] Speaker A: People used to say all the time, oh, oh, Nico, you having a party. You got the girls coming over. I'm like, all right, listen, listen, Relax. [02:16:28] Speaker C: You're not invited. [02:16:29] Speaker A: He's like, you need be. You need beer. I'm like, no, we're good. But he would get it. [02:16:35] Speaker C: Yeah, that's. [02:16:35] Speaker A: He would get. He would get it. That's him. I like. [02:16:37] Speaker B: I kind of love. [02:16:38] Speaker C: He goes, he's. I. No, I was definitely 16 because I drove there. But he's like, you got a hot towel shave today? And I'm like, no. Like, I didn't have a bed yet, you know? He's like, no, you are. And I'm like, I am. He wasn't even my baba. My buddy Ryan was the barber. And then the two kids from the north end. Well, one of the kids from the north and the other kids from Reveal. But, like, he's like, you get a hot towel. Sh. I'm like, no, no. He's like, yeah, you are. Close your eyes. I'm like, if a dick goes in my mouth, pal, we're in trouble. [02:17:04] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:17:05] Speaker C: And then he just poured in lemon cello. And I was like, this is the best thing I've ever had in my entire life. And I think that was a start of my agena. That's why I got to take every day. [02:17:13] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:17:14] Speaker C: That guy was a psychopath. [02:17:16] Speaker B: Maybe you need to get a surgery. [02:17:18] Speaker C: What's that about? [02:17:18] Speaker B: That for your agent? Maybe you need a surgery like that. It's a pretty serious surgery. They say, yeah, I don't want to do it. [02:17:24] Speaker C: Then, yeah, I'm good. [02:17:25] Speaker B: Well, I don't think it's that serious. They put, like, three little holes inside you, and they do something laparoscopically. [02:17:30] Speaker C: PR works just fine. I get. I get, like, the. The bundle pack at. [02:17:33] Speaker B: That's it. [02:17:34] Speaker C: At PJ's or Costco every month or. [02:17:37] Speaker B: So, you have to sleep flat. [02:17:38] Speaker C: I Mean up side, Left side. [02:17:40] Speaker B: You go left side. [02:17:40] Speaker C: Yeah, you have to. Literally have to. [02:17:42] Speaker B: I woke up straight acid throw up burps, the whole. [02:17:45] Speaker C: And then I'll do a case of frozen go. Gets all, like, ice cream. You eat like a child, though, Only at, like, night time. No, I have a. I have a. Dude, you want to go out? [02:17:55] Speaker B: At one point, you were just cutting fresh mozzarella logs and just eating that. Yeah. [02:18:00] Speaker C: Still do that. Salt and pepper. Throw that down a hatch. [02:18:02] Speaker B: Yeah, he's like. He got the weirdest snack schedule. He has, like, girl dinners 24 7. It's, like, awesome. [02:18:07] Speaker C: I also, I eat. You want to go out and have soft shell crab? I'm in. Like, I'll. I'll do that too. [02:18:12] Speaker B: No mayo. [02:18:13] Speaker C: No mayo. [02:18:14] Speaker B: Ferg, you with that? When he put too much mayo on. [02:18:15] Speaker C: It, he said he didn't. Yeah, he's full. [02:18:17] Speaker B: Extra mayo. [02:18:18] Speaker C: Did you see that thing? [02:18:18] Speaker B: No, that was too much mayo. [02:18:19] Speaker C: It was gross. But whatever. A bet's a bet. [02:18:23] Speaker B: You got it. You got to pay up a bet. Nico doesn't know that yet. You know what? You back out of a lot of things lately. [02:18:31] Speaker C: What did he back out of? [02:18:32] Speaker B: He backed out of the. The. There's multiple things that I'm not remembering right now, but definitely the kicking of the field goal. [02:18:37] Speaker A: Kicking the field goal. I, I. We could do that next week. We could do it next week. I'll. I'll let it fly. I have more of an advantage. I've lost £25. I've strengthened everything. So do you have one of those. [02:18:49] Speaker C: Self holders or do you have a holder? [02:18:51] Speaker B: I'll buy one a day. [02:18:52] Speaker A: No, I' I was gonna buy one. [02:18:53] Speaker B: No, we should. No, I think it should be a man holder. I think Fonz. [02:18:56] Speaker A: No, wait. No, because we. The one thing. The one thing about. No, I'll purposely. I'll purposely miss the ball and kick him in the teeth. And. No, you can't rely on too many people. It's gotta be. It'll be me, you, and a T down, Harry, Del Russo. And I'm letting that fly from 30 yards. No, 20. I gotta get it from the 25 yard line. [02:19:19] Speaker B: We. [02:19:19] Speaker A: I think we. We said an extra, extra points. 35 yards. So from the 25 yard line. And I gotta let that fly. I'll bring my Oklahoma. I'll put the helmet on so I have to actually have a realistic, you know, my head. [02:19:30] Speaker C: Should I bring. Should I bring my guy down and give him some pointers? Yeah, Quan. [02:19:33] Speaker B: No, no, no. After. Because we Want him to feel and then we can teach him after. [02:19:37] Speaker C: Okay. That was the greatest. [02:19:39] Speaker B: Well, he could probably hit from 50. It's probably close. [02:19:42] Speaker C: In Florida, he hit from 50. Yeah, like in practice like that we had. [02:19:46] Speaker B: Dude, I'll tell you, he's 12, Nico. [02:19:48] Speaker C: Oh, no, he's not. Now he's 14. But okay, whatever. When he first started kicking field goals, he was 2012. Yeah, it was insane. Insane. Brazilians, man, you know, they just got that extra gene. [02:19:57] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:19:57] Speaker A: We had a kid that was. When I tell you he looked like that main character and I'm. This is non racial at all. I just want to depict the person. [02:20:06] Speaker C: That means it's 100 racial. [02:20:08] Speaker A: The guy from Blood Diamond. [02:20:10] Speaker C: Oh, boy. [02:20:10] Speaker B: The black dude? [02:20:11] Speaker A: Yes. [02:20:11] Speaker C: Oh, that. What do you mean the black? Yeah. [02:20:13] Speaker B: No, but the main guys are talking about Leo DiCaprio, the main character. He's in a bunch of action movies. Movie. [02:20:18] Speaker C: That would have been hilarious. The guy from Blood died. No, Leo. [02:20:23] Speaker A: There's a kid there in our school named. His name was Jeff. He was French. He had like, he had a little. [02:20:28] Speaker B: G E O f I F you. [02:20:31] Speaker A: Like a little, like a little mohawk thing. Everything else was shaved. But he was a great, great, great soccer player, but didn't want to play soccer anymore. They put pads on this kid and they taught him how to like. It took like, I think a week to teach him how to kick a football. This kid was drilling in high school, like 40, 45y field goals. Just like. And he was effortless. He was like 6:1. He was straight, letting it ride. I'm like, dude, it was like, it was like 4th and 13, like from the 40s. Like, we. It had to be like a 47 yard field goal. [02:21:01] Speaker B: I've never. I could never kick a ball, bro. [02:21:03] Speaker A: When I tell you it went through like in the. In like the upper half of the goal, I'm like. And then when he would miss, he'd miss. Like, it wouldn't be distance, it'd be accuracy. He's never missing with distance. It was always accuracy. [02:21:15] Speaker C: The. The fact that, like, I know that I can't kick a field goal. So when. How confident he is. I catch for a reason that. [02:21:21] Speaker B: No, I know. You know, it's crazy. [02:21:23] Speaker C: I think I can throw a ball. [02:21:24] Speaker B: I think I could throw a ball into a bucket. [02:21:27] Speaker C: I think I can do that from. [02:21:28] Speaker B: Like 30, 40 yards out 30 yards. [02:21:30] Speaker A: I'm like, not being weird. I know I can do that because I played quarterback. [02:21:34] Speaker B: So there has been something tossed around. [02:21:35] Speaker C: Where did you play quarterback? Georgetown. [02:21:37] Speaker A: At River High. [02:21:38] Speaker C: Oh, Reville. [02:21:39] Speaker B: You didn't play quarterback. [02:21:40] Speaker A: I stopped, but I. That's what I was doing. [02:21:42] Speaker B: See what I'm saying? [02:21:43] Speaker C: I played quarterback in recess. [02:21:44] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah, me too. Yeah. [02:21:46] Speaker A: Dude, that counts. That counts for something. [02:21:49] Speaker B: We have a. We have a flag football. We used to have a flag football game every Thanksgiving Day. [02:21:53] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:21:53] Speaker B: I was always the quarterback. [02:21:55] Speaker A: Yeah. And who was always. [02:21:56] Speaker B: Because I couldn't run that much. [02:21:57] Speaker A: Right. [02:21:58] Speaker B: I got tired. I was like, I'll just be quarterback. [02:22:00] Speaker C: I did a lit me up over. [02:22:02] Speaker A: The middle one like the. One of the last years we played. It was awesome. But it was. It was a clean hit. Was a hot hit though. We did a. I hold on to. [02:22:09] Speaker C: That flag football tournament at Del Russo a couple years ago. Coldest day in my life. [02:22:13] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:22:14] Speaker C: And we had our kids coach us. [02:22:16] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:22:16] Speaker C: It was all the coaches and we wore their jerseys. [02:22:19] Speaker B: That's pretty sick. [02:22:20] Speaker C: It was actually fun. But like the moms came too. And they were like, this is a ter. They were just hammered in the. In the stands. [02:22:25] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:22:26] Speaker C: The Julie Wilcox's of the world, you know, Gets it in. She got. She's the greatest human on earth. [02:22:31] Speaker B: Yep. [02:22:32] Speaker C: And the kids were on the side and like I was 33 and I was like, I'm not playing in the under 40 side. Yeah, give me the 40 plus. I'm going against Mike Giuliano. And it was. It was great because like Tommy was the quarterback and he's running around like he's Mike Vick. I'm like, you're 55, dude. [02:22:51] Speaker B: I picture him with that energy. [02:22:52] Speaker C: It was insane. Yeah, insane. It was fun though. Greg was on that team. [02:22:56] Speaker A: That's probably nice. That's the best depiction of my play style is like Johnny Manziel. That's what I know. [02:23:02] Speaker B: That's what you did. [02:23:02] Speaker C: You just compare yourself. Yes. Yes. [02:23:05] Speaker B: Money Melzel. He took a three step drop and blew out his calf. We had. [02:23:08] Speaker C: I saw her video before. It might have been before our. Our interview. Our infamous interview with you with a helmet on at Del Russo taking reps for some reason. [02:23:17] Speaker A: That was. That was definitely. [02:23:18] Speaker B: This was like six months ago. [02:23:20] Speaker A: He did this last summer. [02:23:21] Speaker B: Last summer. [02:23:22] Speaker A: Last summer. [02:23:23] Speaker B: He was trying to be boot camp. [02:23:24] Speaker A: We created a. We. We created a character. I got. I have. You got to hydrate. It was a very hot dude. No one understands. It's like 100 degrees out. I was on the field by myself recording. [02:23:34] Speaker C: I just remember Avery going, do Nico. And I was like, no, I don't. He's like, you gotta watch this video. And he sent it to me. And I was like, this kid's out of his. [02:23:42] Speaker B: He took three draw steps. He went down like there's no one in the field. [02:23:46] Speaker C: He's just got a helmet on and cleats. I'm like, what's happening here? [02:23:48] Speaker B: Yeah, well, he legit thinks he could. You do you think, like legitimately, if you went the full high school, you could have went to college for a quarterback? [02:23:54] Speaker A: No, not at all. I'm just. You want me to really ride that idea out? I mean, I am delusional, that's for sure. I mean, all great, all great athletes are at one point, you have to. You have to be. And me, I just, I didn't. I was the kid that wanted a joke instead of putting the work. If I put in work more, I could have been. Hockey would have been my best route. Hockey or baseball, I was good at both of those. I could have been. I could have played, I think collegiately if I tried. [02:24:21] Speaker B: Where would you. Where would you see your position in baseball? [02:24:23] Speaker A: In baseball, probably the right field. The second base. [02:24:25] Speaker B: Second base. So you bet you can't take the throw from. From the catcher. We all know that. [02:24:31] Speaker A: I can. I. Dude, you took one off the. [02:24:34] Speaker B: Face and you lost your teeth. [02:24:36] Speaker A: I lost my teeth, but like, that was like one in a million, one in a million thing. I've. I've. That's never ever, ever, ever like. I am so. I used to be. [02:24:44] Speaker B: So make sure you catch. [02:24:46] Speaker A: Fundamentally sound. That was a rattle game. My head was not in it. My head was literally in the titties that I should have been surrounded by at a pool party. Instead, Marco's fucking dumb ass had to miss this game. So my dad was like. My dad was like, you have to go and play up. And I was like, I'm not playing up today. I. Every week I'm not doing it. Why can't I? First of all, because when I play against my own age, I. I slap ass. You want me to keep playing against 17 year olds? Like, all right, that's cool. Fine. But like, I want to be a kid at some point. My dad's like, you don't want it bad enough. I'm just like, okay, dude. All right, dad. And so I show up. And then I got up. And so it's still a crazy occurrence, man. [02:25:28] Speaker B: So we got the Wilcox. The Wilcox is starting. Jake Wilcox focuses on athletics, like for training kids training. So he's going to train kids how to be quarterbacks, all that stuff. There's been some talks of Us all going down there and him training us for a video idea. So him training you how to be a quarterback. [02:25:44] Speaker A: I gotta dress up as Bo Buchanan, though. [02:25:46] Speaker C: He would lose. He would lose his mind. [02:25:48] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:25:48] Speaker C: Like, he's such a comedian. It's not even funny. Like, he would find that very fun. [02:25:51] Speaker A: So that's what I would do. Yeah. I would go. I should bring up his. I should find. We got to find me a set of shoulder pads. [02:25:57] Speaker B: I got shoulder pads for you. [02:25:59] Speaker A: Yeah. So then we just get, like, a red penny, throw it on. I'll do exactly what we used to do in camp and tape up here. So I can't get anything baggy down, but I'll bring. I have the helmet still. I have my. I have all my stuff. [02:26:09] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:26:10] Speaker A: It's just. I met that, like, again. [02:26:12] Speaker B: You met that girl? She just. [02:26:13] Speaker A: I met that girl and I. And I stopped. I stopped doing the stream. [02:26:16] Speaker C: Stop being fun. Stop being fun. You turn into Nicholas. [02:26:19] Speaker A: I did. I did. I took a lot of. I took a lot. [02:26:22] Speaker C: Yeah. [02:26:23] Speaker A: I don't know, man. I don't know. When you're. When you're. When you're in it, you let a lot of stuff slide, but you also, like, you let too much. Sometimes people are too much slide. [02:26:30] Speaker B: That's what it was. [02:26:31] Speaker A: Yeah. And then a tight. A tight hold on me. I was like. I was like, Yeah. I don't. I don't have a podcast or I. I don't dress up as a madeup quarterback and. And run around. [02:26:39] Speaker C: By the way, Boba Cannon, great quarterback name. [02:26:43] Speaker B: Say we. [02:26:43] Speaker C: We. [02:26:44] Speaker B: We put our heads to. It came up. [02:26:45] Speaker A: Put our heads together. But Bo Buchanan was. Was what? If I had a Cannon. If I had the right. [02:26:50] Speaker C: And pro is also a. Yeah, it's a perfect name. Oh, it's draft day. [02:26:54] Speaker B: Yeah. Drafted. [02:26:55] Speaker C: Yeah. Not. Not talked about enough as a great movie. [02:26:59] Speaker B: It's a. It's a good movie. It's a great football movie. There's not a lot of great football movies. I would say it's like the money ball of. It's better than. [02:27:07] Speaker C: Way better than money. [02:27:08] Speaker B: It's not as drawn out, drawn out, boring. [02:27:13] Speaker C: Also, Brad Pitt. I'm sorry, not the best actor for the moneyball game. [02:27:17] Speaker B: No, no. [02:27:18] Speaker C: I think Kevin Costner was dynamite as the owner. The Cleveland Browns. [02:27:22] Speaker B: Well, he looks like. He looks like he could be the. The general. Is he a general manager? He had to be general. [02:27:26] Speaker C: General manager. Yeah. Yeah. The other guy from Eddie. Remember the movie Eddie with the monkey? No, it was a horse. No, Eddie was the. Whoopy Goldberg was the coach of the New York Knicks. You don't remember? [02:27:38] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, okay. Yes, yes. [02:27:40] Speaker C: That guy was the owner of the Knicks. Same guy that was the owner of the Cleveland Browns. I forget what else he was in, but that's what I remember him as the most. [02:27:46] Speaker B: Eddie was a great movie, too. [02:27:47] Speaker C: Awesome. Yeah, they put sneakers on the nose. [02:27:50] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. [02:27:51] Speaker C: That's comedy right there. [02:27:53] Speaker B: I'm thinking of what's the movie with the. The third baseman again from friends, Matt LeBlanc. And there was a monkey was on third base. [02:28:01] Speaker C: I don't think I've ever watched it, but I know what you're talking about. [02:28:03] Speaker B: It's a good movie, too. [02:28:04] Speaker C: There's no way that's a good movie. No, Blank. [02:28:06] Speaker B: You're right. If we re. Watch that now, it felt good when we were in it. [02:28:09] Speaker C: Speaking. Speaking of, like, karate movies, there was a movie called Sidekicks. You ever see it? [02:28:14] Speaker B: No, I don't think so. [02:28:15] Speaker C: I watched this movie. [02:28:16] Speaker B: I think we've talked about this. Or you talked about it on the podcast. [02:28:19] Speaker C: Podcast. I watched it over and over and over again. And then I saw it was free on Tube Tubi. Yeah, I watched and I was like, this movie is ass. It's so bad. [02:28:29] Speaker B: There's so many of those. [02:28:30] Speaker C: Chuck Norris is in it. Like, he's always just in his dreams and stuff. [02:28:32] Speaker B: It's a terrible Three Ninjas. I refuse to watch because I know it's not going to be good, but. [02:28:37] Speaker C: I know there it is, though. Yeah, it is. Yeah, for sure. Sidekicks, not so much. [02:28:42] Speaker B: Okay. [02:28:42] Speaker C: Three Ninjas is like. That's a classic. [02:28:44] Speaker B: It really is. Blank check. I watched that, actually. Still holds up. Even though a million dollars ain't a million dollars. And how fucking creepy is that? That girl's basically making out with this guy. The kid's 12. She's 33. Whatever she is. And she's like. Got her. [02:28:57] Speaker C: She's like, you got. Excuse me. You got a blank check. Here's my vagina. [02:29:00] Speaker B: Yeah, exactly. That's actually. That was actually the most realistic pot. [02:29:03] Speaker C: Yeah. And then Ed Harris's hand was like. Yeah, I like hookers. [02:29:05] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:29:09] Speaker C: Bring it right in. Yeah. [02:29:10] Speaker B: It's unbelievable. So good. All right, I guess we'll. We'll call this a wrap. Go follow Danny at Mac Gilly. [02:29:17] Speaker C: Gilly. No, Mac Millie. Gilly. [02:29:19] Speaker B: Mac Mill. The kid got more names. I don't know why that isn't on his thing. He should put Mac Millie Gilly on his. On his tattoo. [02:29:27] Speaker C: The. One of the best parts about that nickname is my. I'm very close. Like, Smoke Bulger. Like his family. [02:29:35] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:29:36] Speaker C: And his brother, the past. Jamie is the one that rock Ducati. He's the one that gave me that nickname. [02:29:40] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:29:41] Speaker C: And so, like, said I. I've met so many people from Boston. [02:29:45] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:29:46] Speaker C: And every time I'd see him, like, what up, Mac, Millie, Gilly. So, like, if I'm on anywhere and they recognize me, they think my name is Mac. And I can't stop them from. [02:29:53] Speaker B: From that point. [02:29:54] Speaker C: They're like, Mac. And I'm like, hey, you. [02:29:56] Speaker A: Hey. [02:29:57] Speaker C: No. [02:29:58] Speaker A: What's up? [02:29:58] Speaker C: So, yeah, Mac Milligilly is. That'll never change. That'll be my Instagram handle for life. [02:30:03] Speaker B: I. It goes. It goes with the flow, and it makes sense. The rap. I think that should have been your rap name, but you didn't meet those kids till later. Magnet or whatever you call. [02:30:13] Speaker C: I also probably didn't have enough balls to rap in front of them either. [02:30:15] Speaker B: No. No, they don't. They have no idea. [02:30:17] Speaker C: No clue. No clue. [02:30:19] Speaker B: See? See, Danny, 619 at Giggles. [02:30:22] Speaker C: Giggles. [02:30:22] Speaker B: I might actually show up to that show. We'll see if I don't have. What day. [02:30:25] Speaker A: What day is that? [02:30:26] Speaker C: That's a Thursday. [02:30:27] Speaker A: Okay. [02:30:28] Speaker B: He's off on Thursdays. Maybe it'll be a bad brain conjunction going out there. [02:30:31] Speaker A: Thursday. [02:30:32] Speaker C: Yeah. And that's. I mean, it's a fundraiser for Malden Pop Warner. [02:30:34] Speaker B: Can he do. Is it. He didn't tell me that. [02:30:36] Speaker C: Yeah, that's. That's what it's for. Whenever there's a. Whenever there's a comedy show on Thursdays and Giggles. It's a fundraiser. [02:30:41] Speaker B: Okay. [02:30:41] Speaker C: Yeah. [02:30:42] Speaker B: If it's a Friday, I'm gonna try to get there no matter what. We're gonna try to get. Nico's doing five minutes, he said, so we can. Five minutes. [02:30:49] Speaker C: We can get you a capital. For sure. I can get you a capital. [02:30:52] Speaker A: I've been there. I've been there on a date and watched that. I think it's. I think it's, like. It's funny. I always. [02:30:58] Speaker B: You know what? Now that we're talking about this real fast and we're back on the comedy thing, I want to. You together. Who's the top three worst comedians in Boston right now? [02:31:05] Speaker C: Top three worst. [02:31:06] Speaker B: Yep. [02:31:09] Speaker C: I don't. I don't know if I want to do that. [02:31:11] Speaker A: See, you're smart. You smart. You just plead the fifth and you're like, let's just wrap this. [02:31:15] Speaker C: Yeah, I. I don't know. The worst. Dude. [02:31:17] Speaker A: Rapid hit. [02:31:18] Speaker B: The record. [02:31:18] Speaker A: Hit the end record. Hit the end record button. [02:31:21] Speaker C: And then what is. What would you consider, like a comedian, though? Like, you know, I mean, like, I'm. [02:31:27] Speaker B: Thinking like something that's on the circuit right now that's trying their hardest to make it. And what would it be? The, like they're a capo or they're at one of these places. You see them, you're like, this kid. Don't have it. [02:31:35] Speaker C: I told you. One of them. I won't say his name. I mean, he's not going to listen to this, but like, I, I never felt so bad for somebody on stage. [02:31:44] Speaker B: Okay? So I know this person. I'm not gonna say the name either. [02:31:46] Speaker C: You don't. Yeah, you don't know him. Oh, yeah, you. Yeah, you do. You know what? This thing keeps going in and out. [02:31:52] Speaker B: I think if you don't want to say it, it's fine. I probably wouldn't trash on some. Like, what's the top three worst pizzas or top three worst, you know, anything Greek? Greek has its place. [02:32:04] Speaker C: I agree. I mean, if it's there, I'm gonna eat it. But I'm, I mean, I'm not taking a Greek place over an Italian place. [02:32:08] Speaker B: No, no, that's crazy. By the way, Malden House. [02:32:13] Speaker C: No, no, no, no. I was nine minutes from Sally's and I didn't go. [02:32:19] Speaker B: That's. Oh, when you went to Speed. [02:32:23] Speaker C: No, when I went to, to the Wakefield Lake. [02:32:25] Speaker B: Okay. [02:32:25] Speaker C: Yeah, it's right nine minutes away. I looked at it and I was like, should I go? Then I was like, I kind of just want to get back home. I just hate that whole area. [02:32:32] Speaker B: If I was Fitzy and I lived nine minutes from Sally's, I would go there once a week. [02:32:37] Speaker C: Is it that good? [02:32:38] Speaker B: It's that good. [02:32:39] Speaker C: No shit, it's that. [02:32:41] Speaker A: I have to, I, I, I'm, I'm waiting. [02:32:43] Speaker B: You're just being a hater. [02:32:44] Speaker A: I'm waiting because that's something Justin would do. I know. We're supposed to be doing a video with the. What did you eat today, sir? So I want to, I wanted to save Sally's for that. I think that that would be like the best thing, because. I know. [02:32:54] Speaker B: Yeah, but the video is just going to be like, wow, this is unbelievable. That's what the whole video is going to be like. It's not even good. [02:33:00] Speaker A: Usually some of his videos are just like, ah, this is all right. Yeah, this is all right. [02:33:03] Speaker C: Dude. When he came on mine, I got so mad because he said that about 621. And I love that place. [02:33:09] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:33:09] Speaker C: He's like, pizza's all right. I'm like, you talking about, pal? Yeah, Michael. [02:33:15] Speaker B: First of all, the small at the621 is better than the last. [02:33:18] Speaker C: Yeah. [02:33:18] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:33:18] Speaker B: You got to go. The small. It's. Whatever the ratio is. 6:21 is a solid place. I love the 6:1. [02:33:22] Speaker C: We were there last night after. After graduation. [02:33:24] Speaker B: But I don't think you'd put it in your top five, would you? [02:33:26] Speaker C: Pizzas, Honestly, it's like, right on the cusp. [02:33:29] Speaker B: It's on the cusp. But yeah, people. Probably the one you've had the most by far. [02:33:34] Speaker A: Regina. Dude, it's not even close. [02:33:36] Speaker C: See, like, I like Santa's better. [02:33:38] Speaker A: I don't. [02:33:38] Speaker C: And I. And I like both of them. They're both of my top five. Like, that's. But. [02:33:41] Speaker B: All right. Give you top five pieces. We'll get off the comedy stuff because you're being a. That's fine. You be a. The comics never like to, like, trash each other. Why would you. [02:33:50] Speaker A: Why would you want to do that? [02:33:51] Speaker C: It's not. [02:33:51] Speaker A: Why would you want to do that? [02:33:52] Speaker C: It's not a. [02:33:53] Speaker A: No, he doesn't understand because he's not a comic. Why would you want to do that? You're trying. We're trying to. [02:33:58] Speaker B: I wouldn't do that if I was a comic, but since I'm not a comic, I want to put him in an odd situation where he feels. [02:34:05] Speaker A: No kidding. [02:34:06] Speaker B: It would be very refreshing for a comic to do that. That's all I'm saying. [02:34:09] Speaker C: No, I. [02:34:10] Speaker B: He wants to tote the company line. I'm fine with it. [02:34:12] Speaker C: No, there's no. There's no company. That's the thing about comedy. Or, you know, an independent contractor. Yeah, there's no. [02:34:18] Speaker B: So there's no comedians right now that should drop the comedy and go hang windows. [02:34:24] Speaker C: There's a bunch. But you know what? They could probably say that about me too, right? [02:34:27] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:34:28] Speaker C: You know, but I know. Is there some entitlement to some comedians right now? Sure. [02:34:33] Speaker B: Do you. Okay, so this is a good. This is a good question for you, because I would say there's a lot of comics out there that have a high Instagram following that. A starting comedy. I think that that's a natural transition because you got to make money somehow, and sometimes it's hard to make money on social media. So let's try to be a comic. And you got to give them credit for be getting up on stage. I think you give it. Give anyone credit. [02:34:55] Speaker C: Yep. [02:34:56] Speaker B: But do they feel like because they've built an Instagram following that automatically owed these spots on these places? [02:35:03] Speaker C: I don't know if that's specifically the case. I think if you. It's all networking, right? So if you know somebody that can get you on stage, you might be more prone to get on stage in certain places. [02:35:14] Speaker B: Right. So it's all about networking. [02:35:16] Speaker C: Just like anything. [02:35:17] Speaker B: Just like anything. [02:35:18] Speaker C: Okay, so just like anything. Top five pizzas. Top five right now in Boston. Boston area. [02:35:24] Speaker B: Anywhere in Massachusetts, let's say. [02:35:28] Speaker C: Can I. Can it be like all kinds? Like, can I throw like Ernestos in there? [02:35:32] Speaker B: You throw whatever. [02:35:33] Speaker C: I mean Umbertos. [02:35:34] Speaker B: You throw whatever the you to throw in there. [02:35:36] Speaker C: All right, so right now for me, I'm. I'm gonna go in order because like right now for me, I'm on like a Neapolitan style. [02:35:47] Speaker B: Okay. Interesting. [02:35:48] Speaker C: Ciao. In Chelsea. [02:35:49] Speaker B: Ciao. And Chelsea is delicious. [02:35:51] Speaker C: Phenomenal. [02:35:52] Speaker B: I hate. I don't love Neopol. It's not my favorite pizza. [02:35:54] Speaker C: Me neither. [02:35:54] Speaker B: Unbelievable. [02:35:55] Speaker C: It's very good. [02:35:56] Speaker B: I'd put them in the top five. [02:35:57] Speaker C: So right now, that's my number one. This is right now. Not all time. Right now, that's number one. Then I throw Santopios. Then I throw Regina's right behind it. Then I would throw a brown jug. And then why I said, it's on the cusp. I'm still a bian guy. [02:36:11] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:36:11] Speaker A: Yeah, it's good. [02:36:12] Speaker B: Have you been to the new one? [02:36:13] Speaker C: Yeah. Y and I. And like, I hate when people like. It's not the same. It's the same oven. How is it not the same? It still tastes the same. [02:36:19] Speaker B: People just want. They want to just say people fell off. People love that, you know? [02:36:22] Speaker C: And then I did hear that you guys are going to get a. A florals on River Beach. [02:36:28] Speaker B: Yeah, that's what they're saying, Ramos. Where the meatball falls off the bone. They say, yep. [02:36:31] Speaker C: Which I didn't love really growing up, but I respect them when they. When they move to Malden. They. They hit. I love them. [02:36:39] Speaker B: I honestly, I love Pharmos. Whatever. They're an institution similar to Newbridge. Now, I know you love New Bridge. The best state. [02:36:47] Speaker C: I might go there right now. [02:36:48] Speaker B: The best steak tip on the planet is Champions. [02:36:50] Speaker C: I know you're gonna say champions. I've been to Champions once. I ate the entire thing. My thing with Champions. Champions is that the tips are this big. Why, like, why. Why do I. Why do I have to cut a steak tip four times? [02:37:03] Speaker B: All right, so you're mad about the size, not the taste. [02:37:06] Speaker C: Taste is all right. I mean, look, it's just. Here's. Here's what me. And I feel the same way about Floramos. I. I will lick the dish clean. It's a good steak dip, but I feel like it's just beaten to death. Right. And it's marinated for out, like, weeks, days at a time where I like a grill flavor. So that's why I like New Bridge. That's why I like Pearl Street. I like the grill flavor. I want charcoal. You don't really get that at those other places. [02:37:35] Speaker B: Okay, so, yeah, you don't like that marinade, like, almost like teriyaki flavor. Like that. They're marinated, but I also. Sweet flavor. [02:37:42] Speaker C: Yeah. I mean, again, I'll eat the inside of that. [02:37:45] Speaker B: But Champions is way better than all those places. [02:37:47] Speaker C: I hate your guts. [02:37:48] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. But Pearl Street. Pearl Street, Yeah. Pearl Street's fire. Even though you guys made a scene there when you went. I got someone that inboxed me saying that you guys made a scene that you were there. [02:37:58] Speaker C: Nico, you know this isn't true, right? You know that. [02:38:01] Speaker A: I mean, it's. It's got to be. It's got. [02:38:04] Speaker C: I love the fact that he, like. He's saying it like it really happened, and he's, like, with a straight face and all that. That's why he stays behind the shades, because they don't want to see the real life. [02:38:13] Speaker B: I'm telling you the truth. That I got an inbox that said you guys were making a scene, and that means all the pulling, the court guys and the North Shore beef guy, that you guys made a scene there. [02:38:22] Speaker A: What did you do? [02:38:23] Speaker C: I did not. I actually. What did I do? What did this. Let me see the inbox. [02:38:27] Speaker B: Well, I'm. I don't even know if I still have it. Was it. Was it six months ago? Because it had to be a long time ago. [02:38:32] Speaker C: It was out. It was out. Ugly sweater party. Oh, it was in December. [02:38:36] Speaker B: Oh, okay. [02:38:36] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:38:37] Speaker B: So it was six months ago. I'm gonna go through all these DMS that I'm getting. Basically, they just made a. They've made the girl cry, the waitress cry. They just. [02:38:45] Speaker C: This never happened. [02:38:46] Speaker A: It's just hard to believe. [02:38:48] Speaker B: And it's at an institution that Danny frequents all the time. If they did it at 621, I swear to God, I would light you sex. Six people on fire. [02:38:56] Speaker C: And then. And then the. [02:38:58] Speaker B: Why did you let that happen? [02:38:59] Speaker C: The only thing that I would say about Pearl street, that Is not good because everything's good there. They don't like to pay an electric bill. Dude, you got to go in there with a headlamp. [02:39:07] Speaker B: I will say it's Doc. Doc is in the. [02:39:10] Speaker C: It's like paana. [02:39:11] Speaker B: It's even darker right there. [02:39:13] Speaker C: Yeah, dude. [02:39:13] Speaker B: It's like, why do you get it? [02:39:15] Speaker C: Why are we coal miners? [02:39:16] Speaker A: I get it. [02:39:16] Speaker B: I do think PA could hit it. I think Palana could raise the lights a little bit. [02:39:20] Speaker C: A little bit. [02:39:20] Speaker B: A little bit. I want to see the steak that I'm eating. [02:39:22] Speaker C: You know, you can't even take a. [02:39:24] Speaker B: Good picture when you go. [02:39:24] Speaker C: When I got. When you go on the go tour, you never once say, hey, do you guys know we got a national grid? I can help you guys out. [02:39:29] Speaker B: It's just like, crazy. [02:39:30] Speaker C: It's. It's nuts. You. And then they get these little lamps that are from the Titanic on the tables. Yeah. [02:39:36] Speaker B: If you want a good steak and you want a little bit better lighting, go to an. In Andover. It's called Laina. It's like the Polan is like sister place. [02:39:43] Speaker C: No, I thought this sister place was like Daniela's or something. [02:39:46] Speaker B: That too. They have that too. Lafine is like one of the brothers of the sister. I don't know the full family. [02:39:50] Speaker C: You don't know the lineage? [02:39:51] Speaker B: I don't know the lineage. They open Lainer and Andover. It's a great place. All. It's all white in there. It's a little more lit up. [02:39:57] Speaker C: Whoa, dude. [02:39:58] Speaker B: But driving home from Andover, 45 minutes for us, a little buzzed up. It's not great. [02:40:02] Speaker C: Not the best. [02:40:03] Speaker A: That sounds good. [02:40:04] Speaker B: All right, boys, listen. Go follow. Pull the cork podcast. Go to Pearl Street Diner. Don't listen to anything Danny says about Pearl Street Diner. He's trashes them all the time. [02:40:13] Speaker C: It's also called Pearl Street Station, but that's all right. [02:40:16] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, that's right. It is. Pearl Street Diner. [02:40:18] Speaker C: You guys love the Dinah word. [02:40:19] Speaker B: I know. I don't know why. Keep it clean, you fats. I could you, Justin. Obviously. I think I'm gonna do an owl podcast. Nico. By myself. Just on Justin. Just because I know bothers him so much. [02:40:33] Speaker A: Okay. [02:40:33] Speaker C: Justin, I love you. [02:40:34] Speaker B: Prove that. We'll be going to lunch. Apparently we have a sit down with Justin next week, so we'll see what. How that plays out. [02:40:39] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:40:41] Speaker B: Yeah. Go follow Danny on all socials. [02:40:44] Speaker A: All socials. [02:40:45] Speaker B: 619 Giggles Mall, the fundraiser. All right. Keep it clean. [02:40:49] Speaker A: Bye. [02:41:23] Speaker C: Sa.