EP. 139 | Charlie Kirk

[00:00:46] Speaker A: We're gonna get these quarters, right? I know. It's all about the quarters. [00:00:49] Speaker B: It's all about the quarters. But listen, do you know much about Charlie Kirk at all? I don't know much about Charlie Kirk. [00:00:57] Speaker A: I don't even know what you're talking about. Charlie Kirk. Charlie Kirk. [00:01:03] Speaker B: Charlie Kirk. [00:01:04] Speaker A: Dude, I've never heard of that name before. [00:01:07] Speaker B: That's the guy. [00:01:07] Speaker A: When you said Kirk, for some reason, I was thinking about Kirk Minahan. [00:01:11] Speaker B: Okay, okay. [00:01:12] Speaker A: When you said we got to talk. [00:01:13] Speaker B: About Kirk, combination of. I have the headphones. It's all right. I don't even need headphones. [00:01:18] Speaker A: Yeah, you don't need headphones. [00:01:19] Speaker B: I have a natural. [00:01:20] Speaker A: It's fine. [00:01:20] Speaker B: I have a natural radio voice. [00:01:22] Speaker A: Things that suck. [00:01:23] Speaker B: Okay, yeah, hold on. I'll put it in my notes too. So we can just come. So I can just follow. We can follow along. [00:01:30] Speaker A: Charlie Kirk. Should I know that name? [00:01:33] Speaker B: Ow. [00:01:34] Speaker A: I'm being dead serious. Should I know it? [00:01:36] Speaker B: You're being super inconsiderate to the rest of them. To the rest of the globe right now. [00:01:39] Speaker A: What are you talking about? [00:01:41] Speaker B: Is his name not Charlie? Am I saying it wrong? [00:01:46] Speaker A: Are you talking about the guy, The. The guy that, like, argues the kids? [00:01:51] Speaker B: Yes. [00:01:51] Speaker A: He's on, like, Tick Tock and stuff. [00:01:53] Speaker B: Well, no longer is he on Tick Tock. [00:01:55] Speaker A: What are you talking about? [00:02:00] Speaker B: Didn't you just make a post about this yesterday? [00:02:03] Speaker A: No. [00:02:04] Speaker B: When things that suck to happen to you. Are we live? [00:02:08] Speaker A: Yeah, we're live. [00:02:08] Speaker B: Guys, welcome to the Bad Brain podcast. I am back. I'm of course, accompanied by my fellow colleague who is not in touch, I guess, with the world. Or he just loves the bus ball. It. This guy loves the bus. Balls, man. You just can't. [00:02:26] Speaker A: I just don't get, like, you want my finger on the pulse of everything. What happened? [00:02:29] Speaker B: You can't. You don't ever know if he's serious or not, which is, like, insane. [00:02:34] Speaker A: I've been. I. I've been busy. I've been doing a bunch of shit, bouncing around. [00:02:39] Speaker B: Bouncing around about what did I miss? [00:02:42] Speaker A: Should I Google it right now? [00:02:44] Speaker B: You. You might want to Google it. You did make a post about it, which is kind of. Which is kind of what post? I don't know. You said something about geographical political views or something like that. [00:02:55] Speaker A: Oh, that was about the school shooting over in Denver, Colorado. Oh, and 9, 11. Okay, did I miss something? What happened with Charlie Kirk? [00:03:07] Speaker B: So. [00:03:10] Speaker A: I guess. I guess I have my head under a rock or something. [00:03:12] Speaker B: Charlie. Charlie Kirk is. I don't know how to explain but he debates the youth. Or he did. [00:03:19] Speaker A: I'm familiar with. [00:03:20] Speaker B: He did debate the youth on certain topics. Again, you know me, I'm not a political person. This is probably. This is the best example of why I'm not a political person. He was shot at. I don't know what you want to call it. A gathering. I don't know what you call these. [00:03:37] Speaker A: When he was, like, arguing with people. [00:03:39] Speaker B: Like, I'm going to guess so. Yeah. He was underneath the tent. He got. I mean, that was a kill shot. Don't even shoot for the head. Just shoot for the neck. I mean, to hit him. I'm pretty sure, like, right in the side of the neck. Jugular, Celia. They're probably dead on impact. Unfortunate. Very unfortunate. Crazy. This world is up, man. [00:03:57] Speaker A: Oh, I did see this. I did see this. [00:03:59] Speaker B: People wonder why I like to game. It's away from the world. I don't have to interact with multiple, you know, with different people in the world. [00:04:09] Speaker A: Obviously I saw the Charlie Kirk shooting. Yeah, obviously. I just busted new balls. [00:04:13] Speaker B: I'm just trying. You're more in tune with than I am. [00:04:16] Speaker A: I mean, do I really want to talk about this? Everyone's talked about it. If you're celebrating someone's death like this, that's terrible. You're kind of a piece of human being. It'd be like me, you know, celebrating people's death who don't like, you know, Dave's hot chicken. That's would be the. The similar thing. Like if. [00:04:32] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:04:33] Speaker A: Would I celebrate someone's death because they're like. They like raising canes better than Dave's hot chicken. It's the same. [00:04:39] Speaker B: All right. [00:04:39] Speaker A: It's on a different scale. It is what it is. Don't celebrate the death of fucking people. Especially when they just seem like people are allowed to debate. [00:04:47] Speaker B: Absolutely. [00:04:48] Speaker A: So it's like, let's say the fucking Stalin Nas guys, right? Like, imagine like they had a different topic than us and we just fucking blow their heads off on you. [00:04:55] Speaker B: Yeah. And we're just like, huh? [00:04:58] Speaker A: Yeah. Everyone celebrates. [00:05:00] Speaker B: Like, this isn't a video game. Like, you don't get to respawn. Like, the guy had two kids. He didn't do anything really, like, malicious. Of course. Like, he danced on like, fine line. But that's. That's the world, though. Some these people are so soft. Like, just so soft. [00:05:14] Speaker A: Yeah. Mentally soft, I would say. [00:05:16] Speaker B: Definitely. Absolutely. Do they triggered like he. It's politics. It's not even like we're arguing. Like, like people are giving their opinions. You can't even say technically. Like what he is saying is by law. Right. It's just his opinion and he backs it up with facts. So that's why people get pissed off. [00:05:38] Speaker A: Yeah, well, he's a good, he's like very good debater. [00:05:40] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:05:41] Speaker A: That's all. And you don't even have to say that he's right with what he's. Because he's has, he has skew. He could have skewed facts that, that support his theory. You might have skewed facts towards your theory. [00:05:50] Speaker B: It's just like when two people sit down in, in. In argu sports about quarterbacks. It's the same thing. It all comes down to the same thing. [00:05:58] Speaker A: Like J. No Magasi power shorts. [00:06:01] Speaker B: Yep. It's the same thing. It's clearly, you know. Yeah, I mean that's pretty. That's way closer than I think people get that way. [00:06:10] Speaker A: Especially on the offset people do when people do. [00:06:12] Speaker B: Brady Manning. It's not, I, I, it's not even close. I think. No. Really close to Canadian in his time of playing against people. [00:06:20] Speaker A: I think that they were. No, I think that they were close enough at their peaks. [00:06:25] Speaker B: Brady and Manning. [00:06:26] Speaker A: Brady and Manning at the beginning parts. [00:06:28] Speaker B: Of their career that you could. [00:06:29] Speaker A: That they were closer and you could even argue that Peyton man had a. [00:06:32] Speaker B: Better first 10 years. [00:06:35] Speaker A: Seven. Yeah. [00:06:36] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:06:37] Speaker A: First seven years. [00:06:37] Speaker B: And then anyways, back to the bigger picture. Yeah. That's what it all boils down to. That's unfortunate. That's terrible. Again, that's like two, two guys getting into a heated argument over a sports. Sports debate. One guy goes out to his car, comes back and shoots the other guy. Yeah. Because he's mad. It's fucking stupid. [00:06:58] Speaker A: Here's what I think this is. This is the more that every single person on the planet felt they need to weigh in on it. You don't need to weigh in on it. If you're, if you. It's common sense that this shit shouldn't be happening. If you feel the need that you have to say something about that, then it's, it's really, it's kind of a sad state of affairs. You know, no one gives a go make your videos, your sketch videos and no one really needs your take on it. So that's why I don't, I didn't even want to talk about it today. That's why I was trying to be like, you know. But it's one of the biggest pieces of news on the planet and that's what we do. We actually do talk about fucking Current events. I have a problem with people that fucking, you know, make fucking stupa hyper or things about Dunkin Donuts. And then all of a sudden, like, we give a what you think on this topic. No one gives a what you think on this topic because you're just regurgitating what you've heard from 75 other people. [00:07:53] Speaker B: Yeah, it's. [00:07:54] Speaker A: It. Don't waste your time. Don't make some meme about, you know, they up my iced coffee. [00:07:59] Speaker B: You know, it is, it is 100 rinse and repeat. I mean, everyone's just hearing from the next person from the next person that's hearing from the next. Exactly. You're like, what are you saying? That's why I hate politics. What I hate. I hate politics. I don't fuck with politics. I'm, I've been on record. I lied about voting. Like, so, like Frank and Stein. Yeah, Frank. [00:08:20] Speaker A: No, that was the one good thing Justin said. Yeah, that was a great joke. You got to give him credit for that. You got to give, give some credit for something. [00:08:28] Speaker B: Listen, I wish I could. I, I would give praise. I would tip my cap when there would be good times. There's just way more worse times than good times. [00:08:36] Speaker A: So it's like, yeah, that's a sad state of affairs. [00:08:44] Speaker B: So moving on from that, I mean, that's, again, that's a shitty situation. But I'm, I, I'm at the end of it with, I, I agree with Dal. I'm out of politics. I'm out on politics. You people are ridiculous. This world is like, people should be worrying about way more important things than like, how about you go to work? Yeah, just go to work. Look at how many people were there. Go to work. Why is no one at work? [00:09:04] Speaker A: No college campuses, these people, they get brainwashed. College is the biggest brainwash on the face of the planet. [00:09:11] Speaker B: So, yeah, college is a. College is. It really is super overrated. Me and Al didn't laugh last. [00:09:17] Speaker A: No, I think I lasted like three semesters. How many semesters are in a year? [00:09:22] Speaker B: Two, Al. Two. [00:09:24] Speaker A: Semi. Two. I lasted three semesters. [00:09:27] Speaker B: So you did, you did 1.5. [00:09:29] Speaker A: 1.5. I did one that last. That semester. [00:09:32] Speaker B: My mom reminds me. She's like, how was the eight grand? It was eighth grand. In which eight grand in debt is not even closed to. [00:09:38] Speaker A: I'm still paying some of Nico student loans. [00:09:41] Speaker B: Yeah, I think. Yeah. [00:09:43] Speaker A: So Nico's still paying them off. [00:09:45] Speaker B: Yeah, that's. Yeah, I forgot. Al co signed. I totally forgot. [00:09:51] Speaker A: I paid for one semester. [00:09:53] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:09:53] Speaker A: And then I co Signed that second semester. So that was a great investment by me. That's why, you know, I'm not the great. Don't listen to a investment advice for me. I burned through it, so burned it. Burned, burn through money. So burned it. [00:10:08] Speaker B: Hey, thanks. I had a great time. I drank. Oh, my God. What did you used to drink in. What did you used to drink in college? All right, so that's a good topic. I mean, that's like, not a bad topic to, like, kind of get into. I used to drink, like, the grossest. [00:10:21] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. It was basically anything you get your hands on. [00:10:23] Speaker B: Right. [00:10:24] Speaker A: Big keystone lights. They were. They were like. I feel like they were like 14 for a 36 pack. It was insane at one point. [00:10:30] Speaker B: Wow. [00:10:30] Speaker A: Like a fit. Less than 50 cents a beer value. Yeah, an insane value. [00:10:36] Speaker B: Great value. [00:10:36] Speaker A: But then it was always the mix that got you, like Goldschlager and fucking, you know, Gatorade. [00:10:43] Speaker B: Oh, gold schlager and Gatorade. [00:10:47] Speaker A: Like a cinnamon fucking, you know, blue Gatorade. I disgusting that you could just. [00:10:53] Speaker B: That not. Is that not. [00:10:54] Speaker A: For some reason I was mixing a bunch of shit with Gatorade, thinking in my head, like, okay, I'm going to hydrate myself while everybody. [00:10:59] Speaker B: But everybody did it. Everybody went down to the. To the calf sweat, would swipe the card for whatever five different. Six different minute. Made drinks. Power Gatorades. Because you had all the mixies and you thought you were good. [00:11:13] Speaker A: You thought you were the man. But it doesn't work. No fast food to the next morning. You're like, I'm never gonna do that again. It's the reason why I can't drink Jagermeister. I went Jagermeister with like, a light blue Gatorade. I think I drank the whole bottle of Jagermeister. Which Jagermeister is okay on a chilled shot. It is terrible overnight. I don't think I've thrown up that much in my life. Can't drink it. [00:11:34] Speaker B: You mas Dartmouth. You messed up. You messed up at someone that's not too far away. And it was like. [00:11:39] Speaker A: I'm pretty sure you master myth is where the fucking marathon bomber went to school, right? Didn't he go to umass Dartmouth? [00:11:49] Speaker B: You would. You would know better than me. [00:11:51] Speaker A: He went to Dartmouth. [00:11:52] Speaker B: Or the one that's the one that used to be a jail. [00:11:55] Speaker A: I'm pretty sure that's Dartmouth. [00:11:56] Speaker B: Is that Dartmouth I drank? I was supposed to go halves on like a pint or I think like a fifth or something like that. A Jagermeister with my buddy. Buddy Backed out, never showed up. I had the Jagermeister to myself. I'll never forget this. It was like three in the morning. [00:12:11] Speaker A: Yes. He was a UMass Dartmouth alum. [00:12:14] Speaker B: I think they were the jokes. Like, they're like the corner circ crosshairs or something like that. [00:12:19] Speaker A: When did you go to college? [00:12:22] Speaker B: 2013. [00:12:23] Speaker A: Okay, so that's great. So you probably might have transferred paths with Joe Casania because he did his marathon bomb in 2013. [00:12:34] Speaker B: No, no, I did. [00:12:36] Speaker A: Did you start 2013? [00:12:37] Speaker B: No. Fall. Fall. [00:12:39] Speaker A: Oh, okay. [00:12:39] Speaker B: You started to graduated in 2013. Yeah. [00:12:42] Speaker A: Okay, okay. [00:12:43] Speaker B: Okay. [00:12:44] Speaker A: So no, you weren't there yet. He wasn't there yet, guys. Don't worry. But he wasn't partying with the. [00:12:47] Speaker B: I wasn't there, bro. I wasn't. I wasn't part of the plan. [00:12:50] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:12:52] Speaker B: Oh my God, dude. Speaking of which. Oh my God. Oh my God. [00:12:55] Speaker A: By the way, they caught the Charlie Kirk guy. 22 year old dude from Utah. [00:12:59] Speaker B: Oh my God. Yeah. I mean like not nothing like dud. [00:13:02] Speaker A: Security was terrible tournament. [00:13:04] Speaker B: This dude looks. This dude's looking like he's like a Call of Duty player. He's sitting up on top of a. Of a roof, prone, like. Dude, no one. What is he doing? [00:13:12] Speaker A: It's kind of like the Justin thing. Well, you got to give credit where credit's due. I would say that's like a perfect shot. Honestly though, like dead serious. Like think 200. [00:13:23] Speaker B: I just said it. I just. I said that to you. I said that to you. I said that that was a money shot. [00:13:29] Speaker A: So they think it actually might have hit his shoulder. If you see some. Some of the videos that there was a sniper that said it might have shoulder like an old X that hit his shoulder and it bounced up and went through his neck. [00:13:38] Speaker B: Oh. [00:13:38] Speaker A: Because I see it seemed like he. [00:13:40] Speaker B: Was trying to hit something from this way, but I seen go out. [00:13:44] Speaker A: They think that might be an exit wound. [00:13:47] Speaker B: Because. [00:13:48] Speaker A: Because like a rattling bog. [00:13:50] Speaker B: I. My uncle like with a bullet, if a bullet. A bullet could hit you in the leg and somehow end up in your chest. [00:13:55] Speaker A: Yeah, no, I know. [00:13:56] Speaker B: Like it it. [00:13:57] Speaker A: Yeah, your uncle didn't it. You got hit down low and it went up, didn't it? [00:14:01] Speaker B: Yes. Yeah. Yes. In the stomach and went up. Yeah. [00:14:05] Speaker A: It's the whole JFK thing. They call it the magic bullet. Like how did it hit? It hit him the point of entry. So that's why people don't think that he got shot there. But the bottles. Bullets rattle around. They hit bones. They rattle around. Did you get a Text. I feel like that was a good text you got. [00:14:23] Speaker B: It was. It was, yeah. [00:14:26] Speaker A: Can we share it or not? [00:14:26] Speaker B: It's not bad. No, no. All right. [00:14:32] Speaker A: We got to get into this Puert. Would you agree? [00:14:34] Speaker B: We do. Yeah, sure. We definitely def. Do. [00:14:36] Speaker A: I think that everyone's been asking. I'm again text. How come is this thing charging? I just want to make sure. What's that. That thing up in the right corner? [00:14:45] Speaker B: Al. Al, are we supposed to be on start? It says start streaming. [00:14:49] Speaker A: No, but what's it say? Does it say stop recording? No, forget about that. Says stop. [00:14:52] Speaker B: Where am I working then? [00:14:53] Speaker A: Top right corner. What just popped up? [00:14:56] Speaker B: Upgrade to Mac. [00:14:57] Speaker A: Oh, your upgrades. Your upgrades. I'm not upgrading anything. Any Apple product you never upgraded. Because then the whole thing go. Your upgrades, things that suck. Your upgrades. When they make you force you an upgrade, you wake up overnight. I'm. And I forget to hit. No, do it later, do it later, do it later. Then you wake up, you got a new thing, and then you have search bars on the bottom. All this dog shit. Upgrades suck. 100. [00:15:25] Speaker B: Upgrades suck. Also, the storage on your phone sucks. That shit always fills up. Adam. They're like, oh, you take two, two. Take a bites, no problem. [00:15:35] Speaker A: I. I don't know what that was. That sounded like the guy from Gone Baby Gone, The Haitian dude. That takes the girl. She's Gone Baby gone. [00:15:45] Speaker B: I don't know what that accent was. [00:15:47] Speaker A: Will you. Were you being the guy like kiosk at square one. Do they even sell cell phones at kiosk at square One mall anymore? [00:15:55] Speaker B: Yeah, they definitely do. I hate the people. All right, we're getting this. We just. We just ripped like crazy talking about Puerto Rico trip, and somehow we get into the kiosk while we can get into that after this. Because Will say that the people at the mall piss me off. So I don't like being bought Al. When I'm at the mall. I went to the mall before I went away for like two hours. Went to the North Shore Mall. I walked around. [00:16:20] Speaker A: Do a little pre vacation. [00:16:21] Speaker B: Yeah, pre. Pre vacation. All right, dude, let's just get into the trip, dude, because I'll never. Well, because I was just gonna say it's sad. All the. All the places start to shut down the mall. [00:16:30] Speaker A: Okay, I'm gonna write down Puerto Rican trip so we can get into your hatred for the mall. So get into your hatred. [00:16:34] Speaker B: No, no, no. Let's do Puerto Rican trip. Write down mall. Right? Mall. [00:16:38] Speaker A: I'm going to write down mall. Mall. [00:16:41] Speaker B: All right, Go Ahead. You want to get into the trip? Okay. What's up? [00:16:44] Speaker A: What do you mean, what's up? Do you want to start or do you want me to start asking? [00:16:47] Speaker B: You want me to start? Okay. [00:16:49] Speaker A: It started off very hot, I would say. [00:16:53] Speaker B: It's. It's just crazy when you have, like. When you look at life and, like, life is like. [00:17:00] Speaker A: For me, like, is it like a box of chocolates? [00:17:03] Speaker B: Fuck no, it is not like a box of chocolates. [00:17:05] Speaker A: You never know what you're going to get. [00:17:06] Speaker B: It is like a roller coaster. It is. [00:17:08] Speaker A: It's. [00:17:08] Speaker B: It's nuts. It's just so I wake up, I'm not gonna lie. Like, going to the airport, I was pretty. I was pretty. [00:17:16] Speaker A: Like, were the vibes up or down? [00:17:19] Speaker B: Down. They were down. They were up and they were down. I was. I was excited. Listen. No, you just asked me to do it, so let me go and then I will give you the baton. Yep, I was a little excited. I was a little, like. I was a little upset because, you know, we had something planned for somebody. The date has finally come, and guess what? I'm looking next to me. There's no one on my left and there's no one on my right. And I'm like, damn. Hold on. [00:17:42] Speaker A: Before I want to know, I think, because people are wondering right now, did a girl meet you down there? Was there supposed to be a girl? You were going, yes. Okay, so that's still happening. So you're still going. [00:17:56] Speaker B: That's happened. [00:17:57] Speaker A: Okay, okay, okay. Because the way you're talking right now, it's like, there was no girl. You weren't going with anybody. So you still were going with somebody down there, but you had to fly down yourself because she was flown down. [00:18:06] Speaker B: By myself on Thursday. [00:18:06] Speaker A: Okay, so you're lonely. Lonely in. In that. In that moment. [00:18:09] Speaker B: Yeah, in the initial moment, I'm like, I'm. I'm lonely. It's just me. I'm like, all right, man. Like, all right, whatever. It's all good. It's time to go. I get on the plane, doing the plane. I can't sleep. That's so bad. Oh, it sucked. [00:18:27] Speaker A: So I can't sleep on a plane either. [00:18:29] Speaker B: It sucks so bad. And I'm like, fuck. Anyways, get there. Finally getting off the plane. I'm strutting my shit. I stretch. I'm like, all right, let me go take a piss. Then we're going to be barbecued. That's like a. Not a famous, but a very well known barbecue joint in Puerto Rico right behind the Airport. I kid you not. I walk like 25ft to the bathroom, take a piss, I'm smiling, I'm ready to go. I swear to God, I come out of the bathroom, I do a U. That's literally it. You and I. No one. I'm not. No, I'm sure not a lot of people have heard Daredevil, like, or watch the newest Daredevil season. So Daredevil hears something. And, like, the production of the shot is great because everything slows down, it muffles out, and it just tunnels. Like, since he's, like, he's blind, his hearing is incensed, and it just shoots outside to a phone call that he's listening to of his friend. Guys, when I tell you I heard this voice, and immediately everything in my body, like a shiver went crackling from, like, my forehead down to my ass cheeks. Like, it just went straight down, like. And so I snapped my head to the left. Everything. Everything around me blurred. Nothing. Nothing clear at all. Except for one and only my ex with the new man or old man. I don't know who the guy is. I don't know what it is, but. What. Whatever his com. Yeah, I don't know what his status is, but she was there. I have no idea. [00:20:16] Speaker A: No, you're like, almost black. [00:20:18] Speaker B: No, So I did. I did. I did. Because the only thing al. I swear to God, it was like, if I did this, like. [00:20:24] Speaker A: And you just saw her. [00:20:24] Speaker B: I just saw her and she was talking to him. And then now I came out the bathroom and I'm looking now. I could have sworn at one point she looked. I can't say it. I like, gun to my head, like, oh, did you make eye contact? No, I can't tell you. Like, yes or no. That's what pisses me off a little bit because I'm like, damn. Did she see me? Did she not see me? Did she even notice me? You know what I mean? This dude walks right past me. I don't even look at him. I don't even care. I already know in hand to hand combat, it would. I wouldn't be. I'd be fine. So. [00:20:54] Speaker A: Okay, yeah. So you know that size wise, because I'm picturing a 6 foot 6 black guy, like, grabbing. [00:20:59] Speaker B: It was not. And. And guess what? Wasn't. So I wasn't even worried about that. It was not. Hacho Camacho wasn't some Razor Ramon dude. No. [00:21:07] Speaker A: So he wasn't grabbing our titty. [00:21:08] Speaker B: I don't even know. I don't know what. [00:21:10] Speaker A: All right, that's just. [00:21:11] Speaker B: I don't know why. [00:21:12] Speaker A: That was the picture I had in my head. She was just like one center hand. [00:21:14] Speaker B: On 170, maybe soaking wet. Whatever. [00:21:17] Speaker A: So this is the guy that. That's making probably 200, 000, you're thinking. [00:21:21] Speaker B: Yeah. And he has. He has a house and. Yeah. They're gonna get married. Happily ever after. A bro. [00:21:28] Speaker A: Good luck. Yeah, no, good luck. [00:21:30] Speaker B: Good luck. [00:21:31] Speaker A: Did you did all cross your mind to go up and say happy birthday to her? [00:21:35] Speaker B: Here. Ready for this? I walk forward, he comes, he goes behind me. She now is turned and looked into her bag. I'm still looking straight on now I come off like I'm on the left. Like, I'm almost. Now I'm by her. I'm right next to her. I'm right, like this close with this close. [00:21:52] Speaker A: You guys on the same plane? [00:21:54] Speaker B: We had to be. [00:21:55] Speaker A: You had to be. [00:21:56] Speaker B: I had no idea. [00:21:57] Speaker A: So you were getting up. She probably saw you this whole fucking ride. How far back were you on the plane? Do you know what row I was up? [00:22:03] Speaker B: I was row eight. I was row eight, group B. So, like, in my mind, like, did she get on group A and like, get further down the plane? And I couldn't see because I. Thankfully, this is what. Where you have to think in life. Like, I'm so thankful now, looking back on the trip and even when it happened, I'm so happy that it happened right there. Right there and then. Yeah, right in the beginning. No, I'm in, like, right in the beginning. Like, right when I got off. Oh, yeah. You know what I mean? So I had time to get over because, like, obviously I'm sitting there at the barbecue spot. I'm sitting there. I'm like. I'm flustered. I think I texted. I texted you. [00:22:40] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:22:40] Speaker B: You were like, yeah, right? And I'm like. [00:22:42] Speaker A: I thought you were lying. [00:22:43] Speaker B: You thought I was lying? And I'm like, dude, I'm dead serious. [00:22:45] Speaker A: Like, I really wish you could have got a video of that. Like, just be like, look at my ex. That would have. That would have done some numbers for us. But I get it. [00:22:52] Speaker B: I get it, you know? Yeah. I don't want. [00:22:54] Speaker A: You're trying to survive in advance at that point. [00:22:56] Speaker B: I'm. I'm trying to bite the bullet, you know? That's like taking a. That's taking one on the. It really did feel like a gut punch, like, kind of like a low blow, like, take the wind out the sails. Because I'm like, all right. Like, okay. Everything in life and everything in this life's got to happen for a reason. I seen that. Because I already know. Like, I already know. I held on for a glimmer of hope. There must have been something. And then I was like, whatever. So that trip. So that trip, that happens. I get off of that. Thursday night was great. A lot of people. The most liked story I've ever had on Instagram, which was pretty nice. I had a good night. Thursday. Friday was Friday I was supposed to meet. [00:23:47] Speaker A: Thursday. You smashed. [00:23:50] Speaker B: Yeah, I had fun. [00:23:51] Speaker A: You had fun. Okay. Because you did put up a picture, I'm pretty sure that was Thursday night. Of you holding someone's hand. She had a tattoo on the side of her body. [00:23:58] Speaker B: Yeah, that was. Well, yeah. [00:23:59] Speaker A: So that could have been the same night. [00:24:01] Speaker B: That was a local civilian. Just trying to make sure I got, you know, through. [00:24:04] Speaker A: Oh, the welcoming committee. [00:24:06] Speaker B: That's it. That's it. It was just like, kind of like a security detail. Yeah. [00:24:10] Speaker A: Okay. I like that. [00:24:10] Speaker B: That's all that. That was. Yep. And then somehow, some way, I got put in a room that wasn't my room. I got, you know, nice room. Wow. [00:24:21] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:24:23] Speaker B: That hotel, dude, this place had, like, all white marble. The whole. I've never seen something, like, the whole lobby was all white marble. I'm like, yo, did Roseanne design this hotel? [00:24:35] Speaker A: Your mother? Yeah. [00:24:36] Speaker B: Like, dude, this place is all. Everything's all white. And. Yeah, that was nice. Then I was supposed to meet up with the girl that I'm bringing to the concert. She was coming down Friday. She got sick. So I was like, all right. I'm like, you know what? It's all good. I'm gonna go out. [00:24:55] Speaker A: Then she got sick on Friday night. [00:24:57] Speaker B: She got sick Friday day, so she. [00:24:59] Speaker A: Didn'T want to go out Friday night. [00:25:00] Speaker B: I guess, whatever. Her. Yeah, no, she didn't. She said she didn't feel up for it. Okay, awesome. I go out because I'm like, all right, I know where to go. I'll have fun. I found the bad bunny themed, like, club that they made in La Placito, which is kind of like a big hangout spot. [00:25:18] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:25:19] Speaker B: Awesome. Just straight ripping it up. It was a vibe. It was great. The security detail happened to be like, hey, do you need security detail later on after I'm out of the concert? Because the security detail happened to be going to the concert. [00:25:33] Speaker A: Okay. [00:25:34] Speaker B: Friday night. I was like, yeah, I could use the security detail. [00:25:38] Speaker A: Yes. [00:25:39] Speaker B: One more time. Why not? I'm like, I'm in unfamiliar territory. You know, I would just. It would be nice and so they then came after the concert. That was a blast. That was great. That was great fun. Then we had a, you know, you call it a home and home series. [00:25:54] Speaker A: Yes. [00:25:55] Speaker B: Because then I was. Then I upgraded myself. [00:25:57] Speaker A: Well, she's got to check out, like, think about it. Security details for the Trump. They got to check every single place. And now she has to check you out. Hotel, make sure it's safe for you. [00:26:03] Speaker B: That's it. [00:26:04] Speaker A: Yeah, she's doing this. [00:26:05] Speaker B: She. She. She was out on the balcony. She just kind of made sure everything was good. Made sure the doors were secure. Yeah, because I. I initially had a city view. I got upgraded. When I checked into this hotel, I got upgraded to ocean view. That was pretty sick. [00:26:20] Speaker A: That's. [00:26:21] Speaker B: But I will say I can't really be on a high balcony hotel. I had, like, intuitive thoughts of jumping off the balcony. [00:26:27] Speaker A: Yeah, that might be bad for you. [00:26:29] Speaker B: Super bad. [00:26:29] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:26:30] Speaker B: I had, like, kind of crippling anxiety while I was in the bed because I could look out. And I know why it's. I wanted to kill myself. [00:26:37] Speaker A: I didn't know, but I know what you're saying, dude. I mean, bro, like, sometimes, like, I'll be like, if there was a. A good chunk of my life, several years where, like, my father would be driving, like, on the highway, I was like, what if I open this door, dude? [00:26:50] Speaker B: I used to do that all the time. [00:26:51] Speaker A: All the time. And sometimes I would actually open the door. And I remember my father would flip all. [00:26:54] Speaker B: I would too. And then my dad had to stop locking the doors. [00:26:57] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, like, he's like, I'll put the. [00:27:01] Speaker B: Child lock back on the door. [00:27:02] Speaker A: And I'm like, 16. [00:27:04] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:27:04] Speaker A: Like. [00:27:04] Speaker B: And I'm like, well, that. [00:27:05] Speaker A: Okay. I was prob eight, but okay. [00:27:09] Speaker B: Oh, no. It's just kind of like. [00:27:10] Speaker A: Yeah. What if I just jumped? [00:27:11] Speaker B: Yeah. So I'm like, what would happen if I jumped? Yeah, nice. Survive kind of that thing. So, like, I kind of don't want that anymore. But it was very nice because then also when I stepped out on the balcony, my legs. I'm dead. Like, my legs turn into jello. [00:27:24] Speaker A: I call. I call it. You get a tingling in your butthole. That's what I call it. But into your stomach. [00:27:30] Speaker B: Into my stomach, into my sternum. [00:27:32] Speaker A: Then you get weak legs. I don't like. I don't like heights either. Like that. [00:27:34] Speaker B: Thank you. [00:27:35] Speaker A: You. Yeah, I don't like it. [00:27:36] Speaker B: Give me third floor. [00:27:37] Speaker A: And the North Denot building on the side has got, like, these small little things on the Side. You could definitely jump off the side of the. Off the building. It's all flat roofs. It's like, I. I go up there. [00:27:45] Speaker B: And I'm like, oh, dude, when you guys went up there and did the video. Yeah, I would. Nah, I'm good with that. [00:27:51] Speaker A: Scally was like, hanging off the side at one point. [00:27:53] Speaker B: Yeah, dude. [00:27:54] Speaker A: No, he don't give a. He's all other things screaming. I'm like, dude, one wrong move, you're dead. [00:27:59] Speaker B: Yeah. You got to pay so much attention. [00:28:01] Speaker A: Yes. [00:28:03] Speaker B: But back to the trip home and home series went. Great concert. I'm not gonna lie. [00:28:11] Speaker A: It was mid. [00:28:12] Speaker B: The concert was unbelievable. No, I had a great time. My. My, my plus one, I thought would have been a little bit more fired up, a little bit more engaging. Was not as engaging. It is what it is. It's. It's all good. [00:28:25] Speaker A: So that night, do you go back to security detail? The security detail meet back? [00:28:28] Speaker B: No, no, Security detail was flying out. Had to fly out out Early Sunday morning, 6am Back to where they resided for. [00:28:39] Speaker A: Is it anywhere close to here? Security detail? Is she, like, across. [00:28:43] Speaker B: No, not across the country. It is. It is essentially on this coast. It's on this coast. [00:28:50] Speaker A: Oh, so it's. It's south. [00:28:52] Speaker B: Yes. [00:28:52] Speaker A: Is any plans to, like, you know, reconnect with security detail? [00:28:59] Speaker B: Well, I said always, you know, if I. It's not too far away from where my boy Freddie. [00:29:03] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:29:04] Speaker B: Moved down there too. So I said, if, you know, push comes to shove, if I have a need, she goes, you know, if you're ever in the area and need a security detail, you let me know. [00:29:11] Speaker A: Okay. [00:29:11] Speaker B: I said, thank you. [00:29:12] Speaker A: So now you feel safe in Florida? [00:29:14] Speaker B: Now I feel safe in Florida. [00:29:15] Speaker A: I like that. [00:29:16] Speaker B: Yep. Show is unbelievable. [00:29:20] Speaker A: There's probably some joke here, but I'm not going to make the joke. [00:29:23] Speaker B: What? [00:29:23] Speaker A: Well, we could talk about, like, security details and Charlie Kirk, but I'm not gonna make the joke. Like, he probably could have used a security detail. [00:29:31] Speaker B: Yeah, he. [00:29:32] Speaker A: He definitely. [00:29:33] Speaker B: I mean, if you want to. Yeah. [00:29:35] Speaker A: But I'm not making that joke. I think it's a little too soon. [00:29:37] Speaker B: A little too soon. Probably could have used the security detail, though. [00:29:41] Speaker A: Wanted to. [00:29:43] Speaker B: This is a good shot. Anyway, it was. It was not celebrating that. It's. No, that's terrible. I feel bad even just saying that show is unbelievable. I'm so happy I went that. And, and, and that is all. Was I a little bit upset after the show just because of. Not because of. I didn't go out with the person. I didn't really even give a. About any of that. I was just kind of in the feels. I was like, you know, like, fuck. Like I'm so pissed that this didn't go the way that I wanted. And then just dwelling back on it. Just dwelling back on the old stuff. But I would very much like to say that I'm. I left it there. I think that was. [00:30:29] Speaker A: You left it all in the game. [00:30:30] Speaker B: Yeah, no, that was. That was. That was the toughest part, I think going through the trip after that I came home, you know, obviously the birthday came up this week and then. But that didn't. I didn't do anything about that. That I thought I was gonna. I'm proud of myself. [00:30:45] Speaker A: Yeah. You can't text her that. That's crazy. I would have done it in the. Just to be a dick in the airport. [00:30:48] Speaker B: No. [00:30:49] Speaker A: And like, listen, I've been inside this minute or two at a time, but I've been inside in the airport. [00:30:55] Speaker B: There was a 10 second thought process is like go up and you just stop being like, just snarky. Like, just straight up. Like, what up? Like. [00:31:06] Speaker A: So you thought that that was running through your head. [00:31:08] Speaker B: There was that and then there was like, should I ask if she's happy? And I'm just like, what do either of these two situations. [00:31:15] Speaker A: It doesn't do anything for you. Imagine if she was just like, yes, this is the best guy. [00:31:18] Speaker B: This is the best guy ever. He's so much bigger. [00:31:20] Speaker A: You actually do jump off the. [00:31:22] Speaker B: He's so much bigger and lasts longer than you. [00:31:23] Speaker A: Yes. Like, yeah, good. Well, he's a 6 foot 6 black guy. [00:31:27] Speaker B: Hope you guys. I would assume both you catch aids. That's then what I would have said. That's the only thing you could say back. [00:31:33] Speaker A: I mean. [00:31:33] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:31:34] Speaker A: So why don't we rate your date? Your date girl, the one that got sick the first night out of 10. [00:31:41] Speaker B: Or like on a grade scale. [00:31:43] Speaker A: Yeah, let's go. Let's go out of. No go grade. Let's go grade. Because you're actually grading this broadcast. I'm not talking looks. I'm talking like full. [00:31:52] Speaker B: Full C minus. [00:31:54] Speaker A: Oh, I don't love that. [00:31:55] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:31:56] Speaker A: She didn't feel. She. She did the bare minimum. [00:31:59] Speaker B: Right. [00:32:00] Speaker A: Okay. [00:32:01] Speaker B: Right. [00:32:01] Speaker A: She did the bare minimum. [00:32:03] Speaker B: Right. [00:32:03] Speaker A: So you were expecting a little bit more out of her. So if you're writing. If you're writing like a two thing, like, you know, the teacher will write, oh, Nico works hard in class. What would you give her? Would you give her anything? Like she needs to see Improvement in this area. [00:32:14] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I would. I would just say probably be like. Like, be more. Like, be more engaging. Be like. She didn't. Like we didn't have another drink, like, once we went. Went into the place, like, I didn't know if she was worried about having to pay for, like, my wallet was more than well enough out. You know what I mean? [00:32:28] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:32:29] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:32:30] Speaker A: So you didn't ask? [00:32:31] Speaker B: You didn't took a nap an hour and 20 minutes on me while we got to the seats early. That was crazy. I get these crazy. I get these crazy. [00:32:39] Speaker A: This is insane. She's napping. [00:32:42] Speaker B: Yeah, we got to the seats a little early. Obviously you want to get into the place. Place and, you know, instead of, like, walking around, like, having a drink, like, our seats aren't going anywhere, like, we're in them, you know? [00:32:52] Speaker A: Yeah, I got. I actually have tickets for these seats. [00:32:54] Speaker B: Yeah. Just straight one of these for an hour and 20 minutes. For those that came. For those that are the listeners. I just rested my head on Al's shoulder. [00:33:03] Speaker A: She rested on your shoulder. So you couldn't even move. That's no worst. That is. Honestly, I swear to God, I'd rather go another guy than like, just to, like, rest hurt. Because then you feel like you can't move. [00:33:12] Speaker B: Move. Yeah. [00:33:12] Speaker A: So now you can't move. You don't want to wake this broad up. What do you. What if you wanted to go get a drink in. [00:33:17] Speaker B: Which I did. [00:33:17] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:33:18] Speaker B: And then I felt guilty doing that in a. In a. You know, not like, oh, but like. [00:33:23] Speaker A: You didn't ask her, like, hey, do you want another drink? [00:33:25] Speaker B: I did. Multiple times. Multiple times. [00:33:28] Speaker A: So do you think she was getting a weird vibe off you? [00:33:31] Speaker B: I don't know. I don't know. I. I wouldn't say so. I mean, like, I don't. [00:33:36] Speaker A: Well, she was getting a weird vibe off you. She probably just wouldn't have met with. [00:33:40] Speaker B: You, you know, I mean, if you. I don't know. Maybe she just. Maybe she just wanted to just knock down a ticket to bad money, and so she did. I guess that's what you have a. [00:33:50] Speaker A: Good time while you're there. Do you think she had a good time or no? So she just go back to her hotel after the car? [00:33:57] Speaker B: Well, she had family there, so she just, like, her sister picked us up. They dropped me off in my hotel, and then that was that. [00:34:04] Speaker A: So exactly what you didn't want to happen happened. You brought a girl, she just stole your ticket, and then she just did whatever she wanted to do after that and before that? [00:34:12] Speaker B: A little. A little bit, in a way. Yeah. Because I was supposed to meet her, like, Saturday morning for, like, brunch in Old San Juan, and I just was like, you know what? I don't really care to do that. I just went to the beach by myself, so. So, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm definitely. I'm not going to sit here and, like, point all things. Like, listen, you know what? What I asked for is somebody to simply come with me at the end of the day. That's simply what I got. [00:34:34] Speaker A: Thank God for that security detail. [00:34:37] Speaker B: The mvp. [00:34:38] Speaker A: MVP of the trip. [00:34:39] Speaker B: Not even close. [00:34:40] Speaker A: Yeah. So she's the mvp. [00:34:41] Speaker B: Absolutely. [00:34:42] Speaker A: Yeah. You got back safe. [00:34:43] Speaker B: She knows that. [00:34:44] Speaker A: Yep. Drained. [00:34:45] Speaker B: Yeah. She drained you crazy. [00:34:47] Speaker A: Yeah. That's great. [00:34:50] Speaker B: Yeah. So that was great. [00:34:52] Speaker A: I will. I do wish that Chrissy was here to throw that flag, because at one point you said Daredevil's Herring was incensed. [00:35:00] Speaker B: Enhanced. [00:35:00] Speaker A: Enhanced is probably the word you were looking for. [00:35:02] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. [00:35:03] Speaker A: Incense, you said. So I would have liked to flag off your face on that one. [00:35:07] Speaker B: Incense. His hearing is insane. [00:35:10] Speaker A: I wrote it down so I wouldn't forget that. I was like. [00:35:13] Speaker B: Just lit it. Yeah. Also, you can see I don't have my teeth in. I had an accident on the trip. No. When I came home, I broke my teeth. I tried to glue them back. It didn't fit. And now, like, my teeth, like, just don't fit in my mouth. [00:35:29] Speaker A: Are you telling me there's not one. One person here that listens to this podcast that might know a dentist that can get him hooked up on some type? [00:35:36] Speaker B: I went. I went. [00:35:37] Speaker A: Oh, you did? [00:35:38] Speaker B: I went. I went. [00:35:39] Speaker A: So you want a payment plan? [00:35:41] Speaker B: Yes. [00:35:41] Speaker A: Okay. I mean, let's just get it settled. Is. Is it an implant? [00:35:45] Speaker B: No, we. We're. I'm getting the same thing. I'm getting a new one, though. So, yeah, I'm getting new tech. [00:35:50] Speaker A: New tech. [00:35:51] Speaker B: New tech. [00:35:52] Speaker A: I mean, you've had that tech since, you know, it's new tech since, like, the same tech you probably since you were carrying a Motorola. That. [00:35:58] Speaker B: That piece. That piece. That. That piece that I've had has been. Is that p. At least eight years old? Seven years old. So it's been. It's. It's been a long time. [00:36:07] Speaker A: Are we against having an implant? [00:36:09] Speaker B: We're not against having an implant. Implants cost somewhere around $27,000. It cost me almost $9,000 to get an implant. Each tooth, I need it in both front teeth and the one next to it. [00:36:18] Speaker A: So you need three implants. [00:36:20] Speaker B: Yes. [00:36:21] Speaker A: Okay. For 30,000. [00:36:23] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. Hold on. [00:36:24] Speaker A: What's the payment plan on that? [00:36:26] Speaker B: I don't fund me. Yeah, no, what's the payment plan on that? What? 670amonth? Yeah, I'm all right, buddy. It is a little. It is. It is a little up because it's not like it's on the side. It's like straight down the. Straight down the pipe. [00:36:37] Speaker A: Yeah, straight down the pipe. You're right. [00:36:39] Speaker B: Unfortunately. [00:36:40] Speaker A: But don't you think, like an implant, you don't gotta worry about nothing. You don't gotta put it in. You don't got to take it out. [00:36:46] Speaker B: Yeah, no kidding. Unfortunately, right now we got to put, like, all social activities on a hold. [00:36:52] Speaker A: Social media activities? [00:36:54] Speaker B: No, like, you know. [00:36:55] Speaker A: Oh, okay. Going out. [00:36:57] Speaker B: I might had, like, some. I might had, like, something great like fall out of the sky and land right on me not too long ago. But, like, I can't really do anything about it because I'm. You'd be crazy to think that I'm. My first time going out with somebody would be like this. [00:37:13] Speaker A: So you. So you have a great opportunity. Falling on your lap. Was that part of the text that you just got or. No. [00:37:19] Speaker B: Yeah, that. Yeah. [00:37:20] Speaker A: So that had to do with it. [00:37:21] Speaker B: So we'll. [00:37:21] Speaker A: We'll probably won't update you because they'll tell me off air and I'll probably won't even be that interesting anyways. But he's got some hot titty. [00:37:27] Speaker B: Bro. [00:37:28] Speaker A: Broad. Big titty, tight ass broad. [00:37:30] Speaker B: I mean. [00:37:31] Speaker A: I mean, come on. Everyone's thinking it. [00:37:33] Speaker B: Just in case people are listening to the podcast, let's just keep it cool. [00:37:38] Speaker A: Okay? [00:37:38] Speaker B: You know what I mean? [00:37:39] Speaker A: Just keep some opportunity dropped on his lap, and he don't want it. [00:37:44] Speaker B: Cool, bro. [00:37:45] Speaker A: But I mean, we're on a podcast with no teeth on, so she watches. Like, she's gonna know. [00:37:48] Speaker B: I keep telling myself, nico, listen, cool, calm collective. That's it. Don't. [00:37:56] Speaker A: Don't over. [00:37:57] Speaker B: Can't get too high. Can't get too low. Let's just stay in the middle. We're on cruise control. You're doing a great job just being. [00:38:04] Speaker A: Like, third, fourth floor. We're not thinking 14th. We're not thinking. [00:38:07] Speaker B: We're not thinking sixth balcony, ocean view. Fuck no. Because then I'm jumping at that point. So, like, we're chilling. Like, we're very much chilling. [00:38:15] Speaker A: Okay. [00:38:16] Speaker B: It's a. It's. It's cool. Life has its way of going about it. I feel like for some reason, some way, some shit Shape. I, I, it's just all. [00:38:25] Speaker A: All right. What's the top three worst things about the trip? Top three best things about Top three. [00:38:30] Speaker B: Worst things about the trip. Okay. Definitely coming off death. Coming off the plane and seeing that. That was up there. We'll put that at three. Number two was my Airbnb not having hot water. [00:38:49] Speaker A: Okay. [00:38:50] Speaker B: All right. And that's. That's what made me had to upgrade to the hotel. Number three. [00:38:59] Speaker A: Number one. This. [00:39:00] Speaker B: Well. Number one. [00:39:01] Speaker A: This would be the worst. Right? [00:39:02] Speaker B: Yeah. This would be the worst. Number one. Number one. Number one. I feel like I could have done. I feel like I could have done more. But I was a little gun shy. [00:39:13] Speaker A: Why you're in a different country. [00:39:15] Speaker B: I'm in a different country. [00:39:16] Speaker A: You could have raped and murdered a girl. No one would even. No. [00:39:18] Speaker B: Right. I didn't want to. That's not what I'm talking about. What I missed out on by any. Just so like no one gets that idea. Just like I could have explored more. I know that there's like a lot of nice places in like the old city. But I just kind of like wasn't. I let like some outside. You know. I let the other shit. [00:39:35] Speaker A: Yeah, you let other shit. [00:39:36] Speaker B: I let that other shit affect me. I let it get in. Like when reality. I was staying at a beautiful resort. Pool. There was a pool bar. I didn't want to go down to it. You know, like this shit just shit like that. I wish I just did that. Because you only live once. Right? [00:39:51] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:39:51] Speaker B: You know, I don't know when the next time I'm gonna be in Puerto Rico is. I don't. Do I tend to go back for sure? Absolutely. But like, you know, you just kind of try and wanna do as much as you can. [00:40:03] Speaker A: But if you go back, you calling that security detail. You'd be like, hey, you want to go back? You want to run this thing back? [00:40:09] Speaker B: Yeah, I could run that back. Yeah. If that was. If that was an available option for sure. 100. I love how everyone thought that that was my day too. Wasn't so. That's funny. [00:40:21] Speaker A: So that's why we said. We said from the jump, go by yourself. We said from the jump. [00:40:26] Speaker B: Oh. Oh. Okay. Here's. Here's the top thing. Yeah. Top thing. Let's cut that out. Or cut out the airplane thing. Who gives a fuck? Fuck her and that. Good luck with that guy. I would have just. I should have sold the other ticket. [00:40:43] Speaker A: Yep. [00:40:43] Speaker B: And just gone by myself. [00:40:45] Speaker A: No. [00:40:46] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:40:46] Speaker A: So we told you from the jump you had more Money in your cash, you would have another 1500 in your pocket. [00:40:51] Speaker B: I would have just went with myself. This here's another one. Let me update you. Hundreds. Hundreds of people that did exactly what I did. [00:41:02] Speaker A: I would say thousands. [00:41:03] Speaker B: Thousands probably, yeah. We were at the club the night before, and, like, at the bathrooms, people like, oh, like, who's going to what show? Like, you know, people just mingling like, oh, are you in town for the show? Like, you know, people listening to me talk, they're like, by the way, I will say what definitely helped everything. [00:41:23] Speaker A: What's your story? [00:41:24] Speaker B: All the accent, all the. I don't know why I'm sitting there. I'm like, hey, can I get a porn star martini? And everybody. So I'm me and security detail. And then the three people to the left, all woman. Two other people to the right also woman. Everyone's heads just snap and immediately look at me, and I'm like. And I'm sitting there. And I'm just sitting. Dude, I'm sitting there, cool as a cucumber. Because obviously, like, you know, you can get the vibe. I'm like, security details. We're locked in. [00:41:54] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:41:54] Speaker B: And so the girl's like, oh, what. [00:41:59] Speaker A: Did you just order? [00:42:00] Speaker B: Everybody would ask. Everybody kind of knew. I like, so I think this might be, like, a girl thing. When a. When girls know that a guy is with, maybe accompanied by another woman. [00:42:10] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:42:10] Speaker B: They ask the woman what I'm drinking instead of asking me. [00:42:16] Speaker A: Right. [00:42:16] Speaker B: And so they were like, honey, honey, what is he? What is he drinking? And she was like, oh, porn star martini. And so, like, I had to do it, like, two different times. [00:42:26] Speaker A: I thought you were. I thought you cut off porn star martinis. Thought you weren't drinking them anymore. In my crate. [00:42:30] Speaker B: Who the said that? [00:42:31] Speaker A: I swear to God. You said that you wouldn't. You wouldn't drink them anymore because you were drinking them with that girl all the time. [00:42:36] Speaker B: That now that shit's great. You're crazy. [00:42:39] Speaker A: Don't act like you haven't said, I. [00:42:41] Speaker B: Don'T know if I said that or not. Find that. [00:42:43] Speaker A: What's in it? [00:42:45] Speaker B: Passion fruit vodka. It usually comes with a shot of Prosecco. They didn't have Prosecco, which is totally fine, because sometimes that makes it way too bubbly lime. And I don't know if guava is in it or not, but that's usually what it is. [00:42:58] Speaker A: Did you have to explain to them? They knew what it was, right? [00:42:59] Speaker B: No, they know what it. They know what it is. [00:43:01] Speaker A: I've never heard of it. [00:43:02] Speaker B: It's awesome. It's awesome, by the way. And so a lot of people asking, what is that? And then, yeah, I'm like, oh, it's porn stomach. And they're like, oh, can you say that again? And I'. Like, it took me, like, five seconds. I'm just like. I'm like, can you not hear me? [00:43:17] Speaker A: It's wild that you're drinking those, cuz you said on this podcast you'd never drink them again. You said that there was a place in. In Boston that made really good ones, and you can never go there again because of this girl. Am I crazy about that? It was like. It's like, that's what it. See, Cava. What's the place in Boston that makes a great porn star martini? [00:43:36] Speaker B: I don't know, Al. To be honest. I don't know. [00:43:39] Speaker A: I feel like this was the episode we had. [00:43:40] Speaker B: We. [00:43:41] Speaker A: It was at the Brown Jug. We were at an episode of the Brown Jug. So it had to either be Lou Campy's episode or Brennan's episode. [00:43:47] Speaker B: I. I mean, we might have to go back. I don't know. I don't think I. [00:43:50] Speaker A: Listen. Get a porn star martini. [00:43:51] Speaker B: They're unbelievable, bro. [00:43:53] Speaker A: Security detail loves it. [00:43:54] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. They. Yeah, she was a fan. She was a fan of it. [00:43:58] Speaker A: So the accent just plays everywhere you. [00:44:00] Speaker B: Go, I guess it's not bad. [00:44:01] Speaker A: So I don't hear the accent, but I. I do agree with travel, it's. [00:44:05] Speaker B: Tough when, like, me and you, we're. We're like. We're talking to each other. But the girl next to me was like, I grew up. Like, I grew up in. In Boston. And I was like, oh, here we go. She's gonna tell me. She'. Framingham. And I'm like, where'd you grow up in Boston? And I think she might have said Dorchester. So I was like, all right, you're. You're valid. [00:44:22] Speaker A: You won. [00:44:23] Speaker B: Yeah, that's facts. She was like, yeah, I used to. I lived there for a short amount of time. So I was like, all right. And yeah, then the other people, same thing. Were asking, oh, where's he from? She's like, oh, he's from Boston. [00:44:35] Speaker A: They're just asking her, like, you're not even there. [00:44:37] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah, I think it's. I thought it was awesome. Yeah, I was just like. Like, I can't hear you. Like, you think I'm just sitting there. [00:44:43] Speaker A: Well, that's why she's the security detail. She's actually feeling the questions. Yeah. [00:44:46] Speaker B: Yeah. Honestly, it's what. [00:44:48] Speaker A: She's. [00:44:48] Speaker B: It's that's what she's there for. Like, you filter all the questions. I'm like. And all the Spanish say it, by the way. Okay, Top three things. [00:44:57] Speaker A: Yes. Top three. Let's go. [00:44:58] Speaker B: Okay. [00:44:58] Speaker A: Porn san martinis. We're not gonna put that on the list. [00:45:00] Speaker B: Not gonna put that on the list. The pro. This might be the best thing. The price of everything in Puerto Rico is much cheaper. Cheaper. Way cheaper. Like, two drinks cost you, like, 15 bucks. [00:45:14] Speaker A: Oh, that's crazy. [00:45:15] Speaker B: You know, like. Yeah, so, like, you can go out in Puerto Rico, like, if you had, like, a hundred dollars in your pocket, you get absolutely loaded. Loaded. [00:45:23] Speaker A: They're like 18 to 25 now for martinis. It's insane. [00:45:27] Speaker B: Loaded. Yeah. No, it's. No, I said. I was like. I was like, yo, you know what's crazy? In Boston, like, this wouldn't have gotten us half of what we got. I'm like, I've had seven drinks. I've spent $120. [00:45:38] Speaker A: Dude. I went to Moo Seaport for my anniversary with my wife. [00:45:41] Speaker B: Congratulations. [00:45:42] Speaker A: Last week. [00:45:42] Speaker B: Congratulations. [00:45:44] Speaker A: And we were both drinking martinis that were $27 each. $27 for. [00:45:52] Speaker B: It better be overflowing fucking glass. [00:45:54] Speaker A: I actually think I might have said to the bartender, this thing better suck me and fuck me, like, for $27 for a martini. [00:46:01] Speaker B: Let's. [00:46:02] Speaker A: I actually did not say that, but I. I feel like I should have said that. [00:46:05] Speaker B: You should have. You should. $27 with sucks and. Yeah, that's valid. That's valid in Puerto Rico. Yeah. You can. You can spend a great amount. [00:46:20] Speaker A: $15 is great. I actually was at Green tea last night, and it was $9 for my tile. I was like, well, that's actually a pretty good price. $9 for my tie. [00:46:29] Speaker B: Where the is green tea in Peabody? [00:46:32] Speaker A: Best Chinese food in the fucking world. [00:46:33] Speaker B: Oh, okay. Right up on. Right up on the thing. [00:46:35] Speaker A: Right on. Ru. One unbelievable. $9 mai tai was $9. [00:46:40] Speaker B: My tie. [00:46:41] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:46:41] Speaker B: I would go there. [00:46:42] Speaker A: Just when you see single digits, it just gets you jacked up. [00:46:45] Speaker B: It's crazy. It's so crazy. So the price of everything. That. That's one. What's another. What's another top thing? I would probably say the two hours that I spent. Three hours I spent by myself on the beach. That was. That was great. [00:47:03] Speaker A: That was relaxing. That sounds really gay. [00:47:05] Speaker B: Yeah, of course it sounds wicked gay. But it's like. It was super nice. I was just slightly hungover. I was hanging out. [00:47:11] Speaker A: So you did a sea talks? [00:47:13] Speaker B: I think I did. Did a sea Talks, you just go in. Never felt more better than after I got out of that. [00:47:18] Speaker A: I will say one thing. I would say that that's. That's a huge hangover cure. If you go hit some like, if you go hit fresh water like into the, into the ocean, that. That kills a hangover. [00:47:28] Speaker B: Think so? [00:47:28] Speaker A: 100%. That thing wakes me right up. Or even a pool. You get me in a pool, it kills a hangover. [00:47:35] Speaker B: The water, it was like 85 degrees. [00:47:39] Speaker A: It was bath water. [00:47:40] Speaker B: It was unbelievable. I'm like, yo, how many pictures did. [00:47:43] Speaker A: You take with that flag? [00:47:45] Speaker B: 2. [00:47:46] Speaker A: 2. [00:47:46] Speaker B: 2. I didn't like either of them. I don't know if I posted them or not. Like, I look, I saw a picture of the flag. It looks awkward, but I took a picture of it. [00:47:53] Speaker A: Did you ask someone to take the picture? [00:47:54] Speaker B: No, no, no. I just did a selfie with it. [00:47:56] Speaker A: Oh, you did a selfie. Okay. [00:47:58] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. Number one was the, was the concert. I was like, I was mind blown. It was so fun. It was like. So I had this like weird fantasy if like I ever keep going in life and like keep doing content, like, what would be one thing that I think that I would excel in? I think if I interviewed like famous people, I think that that would be like really, I would be really good at that because like I'm very like down to earth and very like, you know, I can kind of like keep like. [00:48:26] Speaker A: Plus you notice people. [00:48:27] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:48:27] Speaker A: Like if, if I. A lot of people, like, I'll see you will. There's people that have a skill, I think, to recognize someone's face immediately and know who they are. Like, I think you have that skill. Like you some interior lineman that was on the. A defensive lineman that was like a second string. You picked him out at Wicked craft. [00:48:46] Speaker B: Yeah, Brian Brzes. [00:48:46] Speaker A: Yeah, that's Brian Brzes. Like, no one knows who Brian Brzes is. [00:48:49] Speaker B: I follow Brian Brzez coming out of high school. [00:48:51] Speaker A: So that's a little. It's a little creepy that you're following 16 year old Matt then on Instagram. [00:48:57] Speaker B: He's a Gatorade. He was the Gatorade player of the year that year. And then he went to Clemson. [00:49:01] Speaker A: Yeah. So you picking out like Brian Brzes this what I'm talking about. You have a skill for that. So you already know a background of this of most celebrities. Like I feel like that's what you live for. Marvel and celebrities. [00:49:14] Speaker B: Yeah, pretty much. [00:49:15] Speaker A: So you would love to snick, sniff people's jocks and just like be like. [00:49:18] Speaker B: Hey, well I would love to like, like the fact in inside of a month I got to go to Chris Brown and. And in. And Bad Bunny. I don't know, man. You just. Whenever you look at the negatives and I say that out loud, like you gotta be very grateful and you gotta appreciate all that shit. Like that. Both things were so fun. It was very different. Cause my guys were asking me like, so which one was better? You know, like it's two totally different things. 13 year old me is like fucking having a blast at Chris Brown. Cause that's what we grew up on, right? That's the guy. He was the guy. Despite all the stuff outside of the, of the music. And then there's bad money where it's like, yeah, okay. I don't know a lot of like what's going. Like, what's being said. Even though like I do like listen to the songs like with the translation underneath it, like just in case I wanted to go over and like so now I can understand what's actually being said. Like what's this song actually about? Right. Okay, I understand all that. I can sing along like, but like you're in his backyard. Like when I tell you Alec, he is thought of as like God. Like he is like, they think of him that highly. So like the whole concert was an experience. [00:50:35] Speaker A: How would you put him up against like an American artist? Like, who would you say is his comp? [00:50:41] Speaker B: Chris Brown? It's got to be something. It's got. [00:50:43] Speaker A: No, it's not Chris Brown. [00:50:44] Speaker B: It's got to be high. It's. [00:50:45] Speaker A: I'd say Taylor Swift. [00:50:46] Speaker B: Be. Yeah, be ba. Sweet Swift. 100%. [00:50:48] Speaker A: I don't think Bieber's towards enough now. [00:50:50] Speaker B: No. Because he's a little bit up. [00:50:52] Speaker A: Yeah. I'd say probably Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift is. I would say that that's like a. It's. [00:50:55] Speaker B: See the thing that he said about Taylor Swift that like is different for him. Like Taylor Swift. I. I don't know because I'm not a Swifty, God forbid. And I don't listen or seen her concerts. I think she does front to back album. [00:51:09] Speaker A: Okay. [00:51:10] Speaker B: He does not. He changes. He changes his. He changes his rip every time. Time. But he keeps like. So he'll keep. He did like, I think like eight songs from the album and then he did like, dude, this dude went for three hours straight. By the way. I also give him a whole. I give him a. I give him a standing O. It was. It was unbelievable. [00:51:29] Speaker A: I don't know if. I don't know if they go front to back albums. That doesn't make sense to me because I've never been in a concert where it's not like, pick from here, pick from here, pick from here. Like, even, like, Post Malone did that. Post Malone picked. So, yeah, like, yeah, you obviously did. Like, congratulations. [00:51:43] Speaker B: Yeah. Chris Brown did everything from, like, the first day that he started to, like, the most recent. Yeah. [00:51:47] Speaker A: I think you kind of have to span the generations. [00:51:51] Speaker B: But, yeah, it was. It was amazing. He was amazing. I would definitely recommend anybody. [00:51:57] Speaker A: You would go back? [00:51:58] Speaker B: Yeah. Hell, yeah. Okay, dude, that's the thing. [00:52:01] Speaker A: Like, you're gonna pick your ex's birthday to go back. [00:52:03] Speaker B: You see? Absolutely not. [00:52:04] Speaker A: Okay. [00:52:05] Speaker B: Never in my life see this being. I just lost my train of thought. [00:52:16] Speaker A: Was your ex. Like. Was there a lot of PDA happening with this guy when he walked off the plane? Was it like, she looked miserable, but. But that's her baseline, isn't it? [00:52:26] Speaker B: Yeah, she looked miserable. You look miserable. [00:52:29] Speaker A: That gotta get you like, that gotta get you a little happy. Like, how miserable she looked. You think it was the travel or you think that, like, this guy sucks? [00:52:37] Speaker B: Nah, I don't know what the. I think she just would find a. She'll just find a reason to complain. I almost. I wanted her to kind of, like, maybe notice. Like, maybe notice me just because she. [00:52:49] Speaker A: Probably did notice you. [00:52:50] Speaker B: You think so? [00:52:52] Speaker A: I mean, she probably saw you on that plane. I was like, I can't believe he's here. [00:52:56] Speaker B: Oh, I don't know. Who knows? But whatever. I. Look, I. I feel great. [00:53:02] Speaker A: That's probably why she was miserable. [00:53:03] Speaker B: I feel great in my skin. Yeah, I would understand that. [00:53:06] Speaker A: Like, I think there's probably a chance that she did see you and she. You kind of ruined her trip a bit. Little, little bit. Which I kind of like that. [00:53:13] Speaker B: I would love that. [00:53:14] Speaker A: I think that's what you tell yourself. Like, I ruined her trip. Listen, maybe she saw you with the security details. [00:53:20] Speaker B: Like, whoa, the girl that I was ordering. [00:53:21] Speaker A: Porn star. [00:53:22] Speaker B: Listen to this. The girl that I was first supposed to take after my ex, that I was talking to, the girl from Chicago. [00:53:31] Speaker A: Chicago. [00:53:32] Speaker B: She unfollowed me after she told me that she could. How crazy is this? This girl. That girl reached back out to me. This. How crazy women are. They reach back out. Hey, how was the concert? I'm like, I said, it's one of the best days. I was a little snarky because I. [00:53:47] Speaker A: Was a little pissed. [00:53:47] Speaker B: I was like, don't you have a boyfriend, dude? And she was like, no. Like, we actually the next day, like, we. We stopped talking to each other. And I kill my. And it hurts me every day that I should have reached back out and we could have been to that concert together, yada, yada. I'm like, well, that sucks. I'm like, you left it how you left it. So, like that. So. So. I mean, that's on you. And I went back. I was like, right, well, my bad came off a little hot. But, hey, you know, she was like, listen, I had to unfollow you because, like, I know I couldn't see, Like, I couldn't live with seeing, like, who you picked and, like, the fun you were having and all that. And this, that. And the third. I'm like, well, well, lady, if you couldn't handle to see that. I'm like, I wonder who else couldn't handle to see that. And so a little bit of me is like, I know. For I know a woman, a sneaky bro. [00:54:34] Speaker A: Oh, she is offensive. [00:54:35] Speaker B: She's falling 17 different things. Somebody, somewhere, somehow was trying to find who I showed up to the concert with. So we don't know. We might have gotten a little insight from somebody that somebody might have been looking up somebody to try and see Gateway, see if they could find and get to me of who I was with. But you'll never know. Sneaky neat, baby. It's in the name. [00:55:01] Speaker A: Okay, so basically you're saying, I mean, we gotta break this down for the. For the listeners, because this girl's never gonna listen to your ex, is looking up stuff, trying to follow people to find out who you were with. You know that for a fact? [00:55:12] Speaker B: Okay, I don't know for. It's. It's like a very likely. It's very, like. It's. It's like highly likely. Like, we're at the 90 percentile of highly likely. [00:55:20] Speaker A: Or we could just say, that's a fact. This is just a fact. [00:55:23] Speaker B: Or this is just a cr. Or just a crazy. Crazy coinky. [00:55:26] Speaker A: No. No chance that happened. This girl's a psycho. She's Puerto Rican. We've already established that Puerto Ricans are not stewed. There's no way she's letting that die. She wants to see who you were going with. She probably saw you in that app. Airport. Airport was like, he actually came. I wonder who he's bringing. [00:55:42] Speaker B: Bet you've seen that. I bet you've seen that story, too. I put it up there as a highlight, too, just as a friendly reminder. [00:55:49] Speaker A: Oh, it's staying. Oh, yeah, it's staying. [00:55:52] Speaker B: Yes, yes. My Most like Instagram story in a mess. [00:55:56] Speaker A: Yes. Yes. [00:55:57] Speaker B: Then we. Then I put up the. I put up. [00:55:59] Speaker A: What did it say? What did the tattoo say? [00:56:01] Speaker B: I put up the room. I put up the room. [00:56:03] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. [00:56:04] Speaker B: And then cj, Kati was like, yeah, this is unbelievable. I was just like, oh, yeah, thanks. She was like, you know why, right? And I'm like, no, I have no idea why. And she was like, nice Sephora bag. You go to Sephora lately? And I was just like, oh, that's fire. [00:56:20] Speaker A: That is good. I didn't even notice that either. [00:56:21] Speaker B: Notice it. [00:56:22] Speaker A: But, you know the girls picked that, right? [00:56:23] Speaker B: Yeah, it's that, like, iconic black and white. [00:56:26] Speaker A: Yeah, I know. The safari bag. [00:56:29] Speaker B: I was like, wow. All right, cool. So you take that and that's why. That's. That's. While I'm on my. While I'm on the plane ride home, I'm sitting there like, thug it out. Thug Life, Doug life. [00:56:42] Speaker A: That was fun, though, Dugga. All right, so let's get into the mall now, because. You mean you pushed us off the. [00:56:48] Speaker B: Mall and pushed me off the mall. Oh, I don't. Listen, if I'm in the mall, I'm in the mall. Probably to kill some time or to get something. Okay? God forbid you go and you get something. I just don't like people coming up to me, and I understand there's some. You got to sell. I get it. [00:57:10] Speaker A: But, like, worse. Salesmen suck. [00:57:13] Speaker B: Hey, can I go? Yeah. You want to try. Try rubbing this on your skin, buddy. You want to try rubbing my balls on your forehead? Like, that's what I want to say back. Like. [00:57:21] Speaker A: Like, I got psoriasis. [00:57:23] Speaker B: You just screaming in his face, I'm rubbing on my skin. Yeah. Literally. Yeah. No, dude. Yeah. Like, I'm like, I'm not rubbing on my skin or. You know what is. Like, it's these stupid weird. Like, I would never want half. More than 80. I would. 95% of the stuff that's being sold. I don't want any of it. [00:57:44] Speaker A: I'll be honest. The only thing, like, was when they were selling those helicopters. If you don't think I took a few helicopters for a ride and you're just, like, sitting there like, now, that's fun. Has. Has anyone ever purchased one of those? I don't think so. [00:57:58] Speaker B: I. [00:57:59] Speaker A: That's going to be a Ponzi scheme. [00:58:00] Speaker B: There is, There is. There is that. That does have to be a Ponzi scheme, though, guys. That. I was supposed to. I was going to take a video of this. There's a guy across the street from me. It was like midday. It was like three o'. Clock. And this dude's just out in the street. He has to be, like, somewhere over the hill of 40, and he's just ripping an RC car in the middle of the street just, like, with a cigarette in his mouth. [00:58:23] Speaker A: Dude, they. Some people love RC cars. They, like, tell you they go up to 50 miles an hour. [00:58:29] Speaker B: The whole time he's just like. I'm like, dude, I think that guy's happy as hell. Like, I actually agree with that. Like, he's happy. [00:58:36] Speaker A: He's got a toy. [00:58:38] Speaker B: He's got a toy. And he's like. He just clocked up. [00:58:41] Speaker A: He's never grow. [00:58:41] Speaker B: He just came home. His food's probably eating up in the stove. Yeah, he's probably got 10 to 15 minutes. [00:58:47] Speaker A: His wife is so happy. He's outside the house, too. He's like, get him the up. [00:58:50] Speaker B: Or he's just like solo doo. And just like, that's his amusement. [00:58:54] Speaker A: He just put a new muffler on the. On his ass. [00:58:57] Speaker B: Just put a new battery. Put a new battery in. New wheels. [00:59:00] Speaker A: There's ones that run on diesel. [00:59:02] Speaker B: It's like going. It's like going off the curb. [00:59:04] Speaker A: Curb. Yeah. It's crazy. [00:59:05] Speaker B: Then, like, when it flips over, they, like. They do the things with the tricks and it flips itself. [00:59:09] Speaker A: Guys are just like big kids, bro. It's like, if you ever see a ball, you have to throw it. You know what I mean? Like, someone has a ball, you just like, throw me the ball. Like, if someone has a football. [00:59:20] Speaker B: I like that vicinity. I like that. I mean, that'd be me. [00:59:25] Speaker A: Did you ever see that King Queens episode? [00:59:28] Speaker B: I mean, I've seen a lot of. [00:59:32] Speaker A: Deacon's. The black dude on it. [00:59:33] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. [00:59:34] Speaker A: His kid has this, like, a little squishy ball toy. And for some reason. So I forget how. How it happens, but he. Doug's like. And like, he takes it. Now they're playing catching the thing, then the boss. [00:59:46] Speaker B: Chris. [00:59:49] Speaker A: What is that outfit you got on? You look like stripes. [00:59:54] Speaker B: You look like. [00:59:54] Speaker A: She looks like the inside of. What's that gum. [00:59:56] Speaker B: She looks like Steve from Blues Clues. No, she's got. [01:00:01] Speaker A: What's the striped comment? Chrissy, do you know what I'm talking about? The zebra. [01:00:03] Speaker B: Com. [01:00:05] Speaker A: No, it doesn't look like Blues Clues. [01:00:07] Speaker B: Something. What? What? [01:00:09] Speaker A: Blues. [01:00:09] Speaker B: It's blue. And. [01:00:10] Speaker A: Yeah, don't listen to Nico. Nico doesn't know what's going on. [01:00:12] Speaker B: What color. What color is that? [01:00:14] Speaker A: Do you know where that would look better. Do you know what that would look better? [01:00:17] Speaker B: It's pink, blue, and yellow. I see green, purple, and maybe pink or gray. Pink, blue, and then this is like a greenish. [01:00:26] Speaker A: It definitely doesn't look like a Blue's clues thing. [01:00:28] Speaker B: I was thinking it's definitely not bearable to my eyes. [01:00:30] Speaker A: But, you know, we were just talk about Chrissy, that King of Queens episode with the ball where, like, the boss takes the ball and then he's like. He's like, trying to get the ball back. [01:00:38] Speaker B: Dude. Jesus Christ. [01:00:40] Speaker A: Did we go over the burn or. [01:00:41] Speaker B: No, no, we didn't, because we had a not, dude. [01:00:45] Speaker A: Oh, this is. This is looking good, actually. [01:00:48] Speaker B: So this kid's a mess, dude. And then this kid has a hole in his leg. [01:00:52] Speaker A: It's still got the hole in the leg. [01:00:53] Speaker B: You still have a farmer's tan, too. Coming into the fall, that's pretty impressive. Aggressive. [01:00:58] Speaker A: Oh, what do you want me to do? [01:01:00] Speaker B: I don't know, dude. God bless you. Like you're held together by elm. [01:01:03] Speaker A: Exactly. So I'm falling apart. Followed by wound doctors. It's just a. It's just a mess lately. I went to. I was at baseball. The first fall ball. Baseball game. [01:01:12] Speaker B: Right. [01:01:13] Speaker A: When I tell you there was, like, six foul balls hit towards me. Like, I'm talking screamers. Like, I had to get out of the way. One hit me in the heel. I'm like, a mess right now. Like, everything, like, the whole universe wants me dead. I know it. I know it. Definitely deep down. [01:01:25] Speaker B: Do you think it's somebody in particular that's, like, got a voodoo doll that's like. [01:01:29] Speaker A: I do. I do think that. I think there's some combo coming my way. I swear to God, I think someone's putting some. Like, someone's poking a doll. I guarantee that's what's happening. [01:01:37] Speaker B: That's. [01:01:37] Speaker A: I have suspect number one in my head, too. Yeah. I am dodging left and right. I know. Like, I had. If there was a ladder that fell that in. In the warehouse, because I'm trying to build the warehouse, like, this much away from my head. [01:01:52] Speaker B: Would have took you out or, like. [01:01:54] Speaker A: Oh, I would have been knocked out cold. [01:01:55] Speaker B: Oh, really? [01:01:56] Speaker A: Like a 16T ladder almost fell over, hit me in the head. [01:01:59] Speaker B: So you. So basically life's been on a swivel for you. [01:02:03] Speaker A: I got to keep my head on a swivel right now. [01:02:04] Speaker B: You have to. You have to. These are the times where you got to lock in. You can't be laxadaisical. [01:02:09] Speaker A: Yep. I was driving on the highway with the van and yesterday and somebody like I was going into the middle lane and someone was coming in like this. We both had a swerve out of the way. I'm final destination right now. [01:02:20] Speaker B: I think. [01:02:21] Speaker A: I think at some point I must have escaped. Escape death. And now it's coming to get me. That's what I think. [01:02:26] Speaker B: It's like. [01:02:27] Speaker A: Yeah, it's just like. I know he's coming. [01:02:31] Speaker B: It's just coming out here. Hey man, listen. [01:02:34] Speaker A: But the burn healed up a couple second degree burns. I'm probably gonna look like a retard for the rest of my life, you know. But we're good. [01:02:42] Speaker B: We're good on that. [01:02:43] Speaker A: Christ, Chrissy, I thought we told you. [01:02:47] Speaker B: You should. [01:02:47] Speaker A: You didn't blow the whistle. Nico's used a couple words wrong. [01:02:51] Speaker B: Are essentially though dressed as. As close to a referee. Before I go. [01:02:58] Speaker A: No. Where you going? [01:02:59] Speaker B: No. [01:03:00] Speaker A: Anywhere good. [01:03:01] Speaker B: I have to go to the mall. Oh, the mall. [01:03:03] Speaker A: We were just talking about the mall. [01:03:05] Speaker B: Just talking about the mall. Don't get caught up at the kiosk. People that are selling you things. [01:03:09] Speaker A: Have you ever bought anything from a kiosk person? [01:03:12] Speaker B: No. [01:03:12] Speaker A: Do you know Nico's mother used to own a kiosk? The mall? [01:03:16] Speaker B: Really? [01:03:17] Speaker A: Yep. And Niigo, do you even know that she used to sell at the mall? Swear to God, she. But I don't think she was annoying like that. She used to. I. She used to sell like. I want to say like clothes. Like bedazzled clothes. And like when. For like six months. I swear to God. I think it was the Square One mall. I think it was on the bottom floor of the square one mall. Like across from like CBS. [01:03:38] Speaker B: Embarrassing as hell. What? [01:03:42] Speaker A: Dude, we're talking like 96. You were probably the two years. [01:03:44] Speaker B: Oh, oh. [01:03:45] Speaker A: It's not like recently. [01:03:46] Speaker B: So the mall was cool. [01:03:47] Speaker A: The mall was in then. [01:03:48] Speaker B: Oh, okay. [01:03:49] Speaker A: Yes. [01:03:50] Speaker B: I don't know when the Screen One mall was. [01:03:51] Speaker A: It was before I was chilling there so it had to be like early. [01:03:54] Speaker B: Okay. [01:03:55] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:03:55] Speaker B: All right. [01:03:56] Speaker A: The mall was the. Back in the day. Amazon killed the malls. [01:03:59] Speaker B: Amazon killed the malls. Amazon killed Toys R Us. There's no. There's no stories stores. There's nothing. [01:04:08] Speaker A: The Liberty Tree Mall is the most depressing. [01:04:10] Speaker B: I can't believe they took out the Forever 21 in the North Shore Mall. That was like the one Forever 21 with like nice ass men's clothes. And they took that out. That sucks. [01:04:19] Speaker A: Forever 21, you used to go to. Used to shop at Forever 21. [01:04:22] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:04:23] Speaker A: I thought that was a Girl store. I didn't know they had not. [01:04:25] Speaker B: They have, they have guy stuff. It's like soup. It's like this, like they like shirts like this. And to me, you look like to. [01:04:34] Speaker A: Me, if I was to ask where you got your outfit, it would be like the TJ Maxx Clan Aisle Factory. [01:04:41] Speaker B: These shirts? No. These shirts, no. You tell anybody and everybody's Tilly's. [01:04:47] Speaker A: That's where you shop? [01:04:48] Speaker B: Yeah. Tilly's a pack son is where I feel most at home. And I just want you to know that. So if Pac's son, if Tilly if. Okay, so if Pac son had kids, it would be Zoomies and Tilly's. That's what. [01:05:01] Speaker A: Okay. Because I see Zoomies, I see Tilly's and I'm like, I don't know what that that is. [01:05:05] Speaker B: It's very much like a PacSun. But PacSun's got more like modern clothes. You know, somewhere like a Zoomie some might like cater to like a little bit more like emo punk esque type clothing wear, I guess you could say skater vibe. Tilly's is more of like a mix between both PacSun and Skater Emo. [01:05:33] Speaker A: Okay. See there's that way you kind of fall. [01:05:36] Speaker B: No, I just like graphic T shirts that are like cool. [01:05:40] Speaker A: So that's it. So you're a big graphic T shirt guy. Yeah, I, I, I picture you just dropping your entire paycheck on like the Tick Tock shops. That's what I see. Like you get like, like Tick Tock Shop. [01:05:52] Speaker B: No, but I do splur. I do splurge. I do splurge. Splurge. Peace out. I do See babe, I do slurge splurge on the Tick Tock Shop from time to time. And listen, Tick Tock shop's been nothing but good to me. There's not a lot of things that bond on the Tick Tock Shop that I'm like, this sucks. Besides pants, pants are ass. But everything else has been pretty good. The last three shirts that I just bought from Tick Tock Shock Fire West Coast Choppers shirt that Paul Walker wore in Vast Imperial. [01:06:26] Speaker A: I'm down for, for that. [01:06:27] Speaker B: I have that Shantayor T shirt. You know, like the T shirts that have like all the different images of the person that. It's like Shawn Taylor. [01:06:35] Speaker A: Y. [01:06:36] Speaker B: You know, I mean he got shot. Yeah. In the, in the fe. Femoral. Femoral artery. [01:06:43] Speaker A: Femoral art. [01:06:44] Speaker B: Whatever. [01:06:45] Speaker A: The one in the leg. [01:06:46] Speaker B: Unfortunate. I got a compliment on that shirt actually yesterday by a guy you think. [01:06:51] Speaker A: There'S going to be Charlie Kirk shirts like that probably, right? [01:06:53] Speaker B: Yeah, there probably. There already is. [01:06:55] Speaker A: There already is, right? [01:06:56] Speaker B: People, People have changed their profile pictures on Instagram to Charlie Kirk. I just think that that's a little too much. But needless. [01:07:02] Speaker A: Well, I guess if he was like a hero. He was. [01:07:05] Speaker B: Yeah. It was not. Definitely not a hero of mine. [01:07:07] Speaker A: I mean. Yeah, because you're not paying attention to that. [01:07:08] Speaker B: Yeah. Then my Genga shirt that I wore, I think the episode before, it's got like the head. [01:07:17] Speaker A: Like how do you got six gengars at once? You got one on your body, one on your shirt and then one on you. [01:07:21] Speaker B: I don't know if I'm have it like map it up like that again. I mean that was kind of a loss. [01:07:25] Speaker A: Too much. [01:07:26] Speaker B: It is too much. He is on my leg already. [01:07:28] Speaker A: It's like when people go golfing and they're in the hat. They're in a Nike hat, a Nike shirt, Nike shorts. [01:07:34] Speaker B: Okay. [01:07:35] Speaker A: Nike things. It's like, dude, you, you're not, you're not sponsored. You're not sponsored. [01:07:40] Speaker B: I know, but mix it up a little bit. I can't wear like in my mind, I can't wear like Adidas shoes with Nike shorts. [01:07:46] Speaker A: Like so wear a plain shirt then. That's what I'm saying. So we're playing shirt on an off brand shirt. [01:07:51] Speaker B: You can't with this fucking guy. Didn't even listen. I said shoes in shorts. [01:07:56] Speaker A: That's worse. I mean you could wear a plain short with Nike shoes. [01:08:02] Speaker B: Facts. What are you going to wear then? Then you can wear whatever shirt. I'm just saying like I don't, I don't like I can wear Adidas like mid calves and wear like Nike shoes. I don't really care about that. But like. [01:08:13] Speaker A: Well yeah, but what? Okay, so here's. That's a good point showed if it's. [01:08:16] Speaker B: Being being shown in which it's usually not, but if it's being shown, there's no way in hell I'll be wearing logoed socks matched with unlo. [01:08:25] Speaker A: I date the socks to the shoes. That does make sense. Like socks and shoes should probably match because they're touching each other. So like an Adidas high top with the big high top thing. And then Nike shoes does look a little weird. You know what I'm saying? [01:08:39] Speaker B: I'm sorry. [01:08:40] Speaker A: Oh, is this the girl? [01:08:41] Speaker B: No, I was just getting advice. I was getting betting advice. No, I was not getting bang advice. I was getting first date advice. [01:08:50] Speaker A: What do you think about doing a ladder contest? [01:08:52] Speaker B: For betting what, like here, 25. Roll the 50. [01:08:56] Speaker A: Yeah, but I'm thinking, like, we throw 500 in each. [01:08:59] Speaker B: What? [01:09:00] Speaker A: We go 1500. [01:09:01] Speaker B: 15. We go 1500 and we try to. [01:09:04] Speaker A: Get to a million or 250. [01:09:07] Speaker B: I mean, we got to. We got to. [01:09:09] Speaker A: It's only six or seven bets. [01:09:10] Speaker B: We got to roll it. We got to roll it up. [01:09:11] Speaker A: Seven bets. [01:09:13] Speaker B: We got to roll it up. We got to. We got to. We got to put that. [01:09:17] Speaker A: You go 15. 1500 to 3000. 3000 to 6000. 6000 to 12,000. 12,000 to 24,000. 24 to 48. 48 to 96. 96 to 192. 192. [01:09:31] Speaker B: Okay, so 1500 to 100k in seven. [01:09:34] Speaker A: Bets, you're saying no because you already put the 15 in, so you're already at three. Your first bet gets you to three your second bet. I understand. [01:09:41] Speaker B: I understand the ladder. The ladder concept. [01:09:45] Speaker A: 3, 6, 12, 24, 48, 96, 192. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. Yeah. So it's eight bets to get you to. To 400,000. [01:10:02] Speaker B: That's not even half a million, but. Okay, we're close. [01:10:05] Speaker A: I mean, you're starting to. If this is like a P. Like, if I was to put in an 18P try. Okay, do this for me. Get. Pop open your. Your app. Let's call it FanDuel. Because I' you're a FanDuel guy. [01:10:16] Speaker B: I'm a draft kings guy now. [01:10:17] Speaker A: Oh, he's back. He's back to the good side. [01:10:19] Speaker B: Yep. [01:10:20] Speaker A: Okay. Put in an 18p for $1500. Do all, like, 110 bets. Now let's see what we get. Are we better off just trying to hit it once, or do you try to ladder it in 110s? [01:10:32] Speaker B: Yep. This is. Dude, this varies. [01:10:35] Speaker A: No, something like. Something like a over, under. [01:10:38] Speaker B: Even if it's 120, I am doing baseball. I'm just going to do all baseball. [01:10:41] Speaker A: Yeah. And. And let's see if. If it's close or if like 8. Yes, 8. And do 1500 20. [01:10:54] Speaker B: 250,000. [01:10:59] Speaker A: All right. Yeah, because you're going to get 10% off, so it kind of makes sense. That's great, dude. Let's do it. That means we probably clear. Like, let's say we clear 200. It's like 70 each. I get a guy that wants to do it. That's why I'm saying. But we have to make this a thing. [01:11:16] Speaker B: That's a lot, bro. [01:11:17] Speaker A: It's a lot. It's a lot. And then we have to. But here's the thing. We put in the 500 and we get. We're never taking it out. You see what I'm saying? Like, we have to, like, make that thing even. When we get to 50,000, we're putting it on one thing. Can you pitch that ride? Can you picture the ride? [01:11:38] Speaker B: Yeah. I mean, it's. It's. It's the best ride in the world. It's. It's the best and the worst ride in the world, man. What do you. You know? And it would just be straight on, one thing. So, like, that one, that'd be seven days of straight up, like, anxiety. I mean, if you even get there. If you even get there, like, whoa. You know? [01:11:56] Speaker A: So here's the thing. [01:11:56] Speaker B: So a lot of people were on Commanders plus three last night. [01:11:59] Speaker A: Like, I wasn't on that. [01:12:01] Speaker B: I was. [01:12:02] Speaker A: Well, that's why you're a born loser. That's the problem. I think the problem is getting three people together that want to do it, agreeing on one thing. [01:12:10] Speaker B: Yeah. I mean, what's. You know. Like, I almost want to put my whole balance on Cincinnati minus three and a half. [01:12:18] Speaker A: Who they playing? [01:12:20] Speaker B: Jaguar. [01:12:22] Speaker A: I really like that because they have to have a Bounce Back. [01:12:24] Speaker B: Have to. Have to. [01:12:26] Speaker A: Not a Will Smith Bounce Back. Like a rail Bounce Back. This is the Bounce Back. Did you ever see that? His rap video? [01:12:33] Speaker B: No, I'm not. [01:12:34] Speaker A: Have you never seen it? [01:12:35] Speaker B: I'm not entertaining that. [01:12:36] Speaker A: This is the Bounce Back, and he's, like, bouncing his head like this. Oh, yeah. No, this is the Bounce Back. You never seen that? Come on. [01:12:44] Speaker B: No, no, I've never seen that. [01:12:46] Speaker A: The Bounce Back by Will Smith. Come on. It's like. It's going all around social media. Look, this is 30 seconds. [01:12:58] Speaker B: I go to sleep, and my ancestors visit me. They surrounded me, gave me. [01:13:05] Speaker A: Oh, you can't even hear it. You can't hear it. [01:13:14] Speaker B: Feel like I'm just getting started. They tried to finish me. I'm like the universe infinite. There's no end in me. We're back. [01:13:24] Speaker A: Watch him. This is the Bounce Back. Bad. [01:13:30] Speaker B: Keep your eyes on him. This is. Is the Bounce Back. Jesus Christ. [01:13:35] Speaker A: I can't believe you didn't get that reference. That's crazy. That's almost like me not getting the Charlie Kirk reference. The Bounce Back. [01:13:45] Speaker B: The Bounce Back. Don't mind me. [01:13:52] Speaker A: I know. What are you doing? You posting a thing? [01:13:54] Speaker B: Yeah, I'm about to. [01:13:55] Speaker A: Well, it's a bounce Back. [01:13:58] Speaker B: Yeah, it's about. [01:14:00] Speaker A: Okay, so how we look at. On Quarters. Like, I don't even know where. Where we're at right now. [01:14:05] Speaker B: We. [01:14:05] Speaker A: Would you consider that the first quarter, second quarter? [01:14:08] Speaker B: I would say. I would say that some halftime. [01:14:10] Speaker A: Where's the local? [01:14:11] Speaker B: Yeah, I would. Yeah, that's. That's the one part that like we missed. But like, we would be in the third quarter by now. [01:14:17] Speaker A: So we're already in the time wise. We're in the third quarter. We just. We just blew past the halftime. [01:14:21] Speaker B: We blew. We did a really good job of like kind of going about what I was just like without doing that. [01:14:28] Speaker A: Well, I mean, I just think like I said before, it's very similar to what our regular podcast is. So you got to either just come up with some topics here because we didn't even get into the argument we wanted to have. You said that things that suck you wanted to talk about. [01:14:40] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. We. But we didn't do halftime. So I havetime heroes and. And I have time. [01:14:45] Speaker A: All right. You want to go your halftime hero. [01:14:46] Speaker B: Halftime hero and halftime zero. Yeah. I mean I don't have a local story because of course I didn't do my homework and it doesn't have to have. We don't. [01:14:58] Speaker A: He wasn't in the film room. He wasn't studying. He wasn't doing what he had my home. [01:15:03] Speaker B: It's not. Somebody here. Shouts the security detail. That's my hometown hero. [01:15:09] Speaker A: All right. Who's your hometown zero? [01:15:12] Speaker B: Hometown zero. No. Something just happened that I could definitely say it's a zero. Oh. Oh, my hometown zeros. I just posted about it. I will just go off and rift off of that. The folks that don't know who don't know how to park and so that I have to park further away from where I need to go because I can't get the spot that's closer because you have fucking parked like a jerk off. And now I can't park my car in that space because you decided to not park properly. [01:15:49] Speaker A: I think if everyone parked by leaning towards the right side of the spot so you can get out on the left, everyone will be fine. But it's once someone parks like they park. [01:16:00] Speaker B: No they leaned on so they so backed up in there they were hugging. [01:16:05] Speaker A: This Once you back in you. Once you it because you. You switched the whole entire. So yeah, because now your doors on the. On the passenger side. [01:16:14] Speaker B: My doors on the. My doors on the passenger. [01:16:16] Speaker A: Then it's two driver doors going opening up. That's my point. Do you get what I'm saying? [01:16:21] Speaker B: Yeah, I get what you're saying it's what it is. Basically. It's basically science, bro. You it up up the whole. [01:16:29] Speaker A: I actually, I think that that's everybody's zero. I mean that's a. That's a life zero. You're a life loser if you don't know how to pock he up. Now I'm gonna be honest. I was flying into staples the other day and I parked like a. Well when I came out I'm like, whoa. I was half into a handicap spot and half into a regular spot. [01:16:48] Speaker B: I think I do that at the bank because I'm like no handicap. People are coming to the bank. [01:16:52] Speaker A: That is true. Because they don't have accounts because they're useless people. Right, right. [01:16:57] Speaker B: No, I just think that when I you go to the drive thru that I would. [01:17:02] Speaker A: No handicap people are going to the gym. Like in the gym you could definitely a pocket handicap. And I know someone's going to be like no, I know this kid who doesn't have his legs and he lives heavy. [01:17:16] Speaker B: Oh, at least you could, you could maybe like you could. You could squeeze over into the space. Cuz you know, maybe they perhaps have a Fiat or something more compact. [01:17:27] Speaker A: So you think that all handicapped people drive small cars? [01:17:30] Speaker B: I would think the. Again, nope. I would go with the opposite. I would think they would drive larger cars like a minivan. [01:17:38] Speaker A: Wait, see, okay, cuz now you're talking about the ones where there's like a, a A wheelchair lift. [01:17:44] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. Now you ever seen somebody hop out of a car driving a car with no legs? [01:17:51] Speaker A: Like dude, I've never seen anyone need a handicap spot. That's my point about handicap sp. There's way too many of them. [01:17:56] Speaker B: People that need handicap spots. The ones that lie about needing handicap. [01:17:59] Speaker A: Spots or an old guy. [01:18:00] Speaker B: Yeah, they're the people that literally open up their glove compartment and like stole like it's 50 year olds that steal like their old senile grandmother's handicap spot. And then they just put it. [01:18:11] Speaker A: I think they should, I think they should take off the, the guy in the wheelchair for handicap spots. They should call geez a pocket and have a guy with a cane. Like that's what it should be. It should be the picture of like a geezer walk and what is cane? And then that would be okay, this is for an old ass. Like that's the only people that actually. [01:18:25] Speaker B: Use handicap spots that would be abused so bad. Like worse than what it would be. I think handicap spots are like to try and check people. [01:18:34] Speaker A: I'm trying to get a Handicap spot. I'm hoping this leg comes off, dude. You want to hear something even crazier? I know a guy who's like 40 years old, okay? He's in. He's in great shape. Works out all that, right? I don't know about great shape. He's in decent shape. He's got one because he has colitis, dude. Because he shits too much. So he's got a handicap spot. He could pocket the thing. So he could be close to the bathroom. Like so if he needs to run into a spot because he has to. [01:18:59] Speaker B: Nah, that ain't it. [01:19:00] Speaker A: That ain't it, right? [01:19:01] Speaker B: That ain't it. I need that. [01:19:02] Speaker A: We all need that at that point, right? [01:19:04] Speaker B: That's crazy. [01:19:05] Speaker A: So you could get a handicap shot because you your pants all the time. [01:19:07] Speaker B: That's crazy. I've been pulled over twice. Twice for driving home so fast that I gotta that bad. Twice. [01:19:14] Speaker A: You could use a handicap spot. [01:19:16] Speaker B: You're telling me that you get a handicap spot, brother, because you are buying bowels. You got. You got something going on. Whatever. Colitis. [01:19:23] Speaker A: I think it's a made up disease too, if you ask me. Like, I don't even think it's a real thing. [01:19:29] Speaker B: What a. That is. That is. [01:19:32] Speaker A: It's crazy, dude. [01:19:33] Speaker B: That is. [01:19:33] Speaker A: It's nuts. That's probably the least acceptable reason to have a handicap spot. Would you say yes? [01:19:43] Speaker B: Yes, I would. Yeah. If I didn't even know they gave it out for that. I believe that makes you enhance that where you handicap. [01:19:50] Speaker A: I'm like, why are you in a handicap spot? He's like, oh, I got this. I got the plaque. Call it. [01:19:54] Speaker B: Okay. Make a new spot. An advantage spot. That's what it's. That you have the advantage. [01:19:59] Speaker A: It should be like, I know someone up at city hall spot spot. [01:20:02] Speaker B: Yeah, I know someone spot. [01:20:04] Speaker A: I know someone spot. Yeah, like I know somebody that could give me this handicuff spot. [01:20:08] Speaker B: I would agree. [01:20:09] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:20:10] Speaker B: What about for you? Who's your hometown hero? [01:20:12] Speaker A: Hometown hero. O. This is tough. This is tough because I didn't prepare. Because I didn't. You usually you'd come in and you'd say, oh, we did this. We did this home. Hometown hero. Drake May. [01:20:26] Speaker B: Oh, okay. [01:20:27] Speaker A: For. [01:20:27] Speaker B: Well, what do you do? You have. You gotta. [01:20:30] Speaker A: I like. I like the cut of his jib. I like the way he's playing. I know that people are down on him because of that second half. I like the look of his. I like the play. My hometown. Zero. This has to be local or no. [01:20:40] Speaker B: No, it doesn't because my hometown here wasn't a hometown person. [01:20:44] Speaker A: Well, I'd like to take the person that shot the guy as the zero. But again, we did say he had a good shot, so we have to give. [01:20:54] Speaker B: That's kind of an easy. That's an easy. [01:20:55] Speaker A: It's too easy. [01:20:56] Speaker B: That's too easy. It's already there. That's too much. That's too easy. A bulletin board material. [01:21:02] Speaker A: Actually, you know what? Hometown hero, that's what I'm doing. I'm going go back to hometown hero because it. We'll take Drake May off this dude I coach football with. He actually saved him and another employee from Everett. They saved a kid out of a burning building. So we'll give him some credit there. He just got like an award from the state was up at city hall. All that. Saved a kid out of a burning building. Real, real hero. Like, that's the definition of a hero. So we'll give it to him. Jason Papa saved a kid out of a building. [01:21:29] Speaker B: Oh, that's awesome. [01:21:30] Speaker A: Yes. So he's just a. He's a dpw, DPW worker in Everett and saw our house on fire and saved the kid, him and another guy. So that's. That's hero shit. That's like real time hero shit. Zero. I got. Listen, all I got is zeros because I get so aggravated on a daily basis. I'm going say Walmarts. Walmarts get zeros because they don't accept Apple pay. If you, if you're a business nowadays and you don't accept Apple pay and like I go to put my thing on the thing and the girl's like, I mean, can you do a Spanish accent that say, we don't accept Apple pay? [01:22:07] Speaker B: No, I'm not going to. No. [01:22:09] Speaker A: Okay, well, you just, you did the. With that Haitian accent you did earlier. I didn't know. I didn't know if you were in it. [01:22:17] Speaker B: No, we know. We know. Except we know accept that Apple pay. [01:22:21] Speaker A: That was great. Yes, that's. So when they hit you with that, it's like I always forget. It's like I'm in Walmart real quick and I get some things. First of all, that Reese's Oreos thing was pretty good. Reese's Oreos? Have you seen. [01:22:31] Speaker B: I just had it. [01:22:32] Speaker A: Was it good? Yeah, I mean, it's solid. It's not bad. Yeah, it's like you love Reese's, you love Oreos, but it's like crazy. Yeah, it's almost too much of a. Like your brain don't Know how to compute it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Apple. All Walmarts not accepting Apple Pay. You have big losers. I don't get why a company as big as Walmart isn't accepting some type of electronic payment. Now, I don't know if you could use an app or something like that, but that's too crazy. Like, I have to stick my card in now. Like, I'm way past that. I'm way past sticking my card into places. [01:23:05] Speaker B: Dude, who the sticks their card in the machine, bro? I have. It's on my phone, dude. Yeah, it's like click. [01:23:12] Speaker A: It's like it. They have to lose business from it. I swear to God. Like I'll remember that sometimes. And I'll drive right past Walmart. I'll go to Target for that reason and Walmart might be closer. [01:23:22] Speaker B: Wait, so who doesn't do Apple Pay? [01:23:24] Speaker A: Walmart. [01:23:25] Speaker B: Oh, Walmart. Oh, what losers, bro. [01:23:28] Speaker A: They don't do Google pay. They don't do nothing. They must have their own. Why doesn't Walmart do Apple Pay? Oh, this is why. To encourage customers to use it. Use its own Walmart pay system for tracking purchase data and avoiding third party processing fees. They want to collect your data is what they're saying. From purchases to better understand shop and habits and offer targeted promotions. You, dude, you. It's all to get data. Data is. That is one of the most expensive currencies in the world. World right now. That's what a lot of these companies are for. Just to get your data. Then they sell to advertisers. [01:24:12] Speaker B: Do you want to share your data every time? No, no, no. I don't want you knowing nothing. I don't want this app. This app is allowed to do nothing. That's one thing. [01:24:26] Speaker A: Yeah, only for the thing I got. [01:24:27] Speaker B: They're like, oh, is this app allowed to track you on every other app that doesn't have to do with what we're doing has an app. No. [01:24:34] Speaker A: What the. They all want your location. [01:24:36] Speaker B: Yeah. No. [01:24:38] Speaker A: Nope. No. [01:24:39] Speaker B: Thank you. [01:24:40] Speaker A: Now, you said you had a conspiracy theory for me, so. [01:24:44] Speaker B: No, I didn't. Let's go to the things that suck. That, that, that suck. That happened to you. You're supposed to come up with, listen, conspiracy theory. [01:24:53] Speaker A: My favorite part of this podcast is us talking like that. We're gonna change everything. This podcast and it just goes to the. To the same. Like that's. I do think that that running joke is the best because he came aboard last week. He had 10 days, 10 or seven. I don't even remember. He had A long time. [01:25:11] Speaker B: I had a vacation in the middle of that, by the way. Right. [01:25:14] Speaker A: And we were supposed to zoom on vacation, but that didn't work out because I'm a mess. So listen, I'm taking a lot of blame for this because my schedule's crazy. I'm getting hurt left and right. Everything's coming to crunch time, so. But I. But I feel like football's back, football's in the air. It's getting a little cold. I love waking up and it's 48 degrees. When I get to my car. I know that people are crying about it online because that's what they like to Dude. Like to cry about. That. This is perfect weather. [01:25:39] Speaker B: It's great. [01:25:40] Speaker A: It gets a little hot, then later on it gets a little cold. It's perfect. [01:25:43] Speaker B: Breathe. [01:25:44] Speaker A: Yes, exactly. Enough of this 85 degree weather. [01:25:48] Speaker B: Sweating when I walk. [01:25:49] Speaker A: New England weather. If I could sign up for these days, every single day of the year, I would. I'd put my name right on the dotted line. [01:25:56] Speaker B: Put it on the dot. [01:25:57] Speaker A: It's football weather. This is the best. [01:25:59] Speaker B: Put it on the dotted line. [01:26:00] Speaker A: Things that suck. Okay, now are we drafting this? Are we making a lift of five? Are we putting the list together? Are we doing a top 10? Are we just gonna ping pong back and forth? [01:26:12] Speaker B: I think we should. We can ping pong back and forth. I think that would be fun. [01:26:15] Speaker A: That'd be the Apple pay at Walmart is definitely things that suck. So, like, I know that. That I probably could have saved that for that, but. Yeah, that's trash. [01:26:26] Speaker B: That's yours. Apple. [01:26:27] Speaker A: Apple. No, no, no, no. Are we just gonna. What are doing we? What do you want to do? You want to do things like. Are we doing a draft? [01:26:33] Speaker B: I think, I think it's we. I think it's we. I need rules. [01:26:39] Speaker A: We need structure. You said you love structure. Let's structure this. [01:26:42] Speaker B: No, I want to just go back and forth and let's exchange the things. Let's. Okay. Let's exchange three things that we think that suck that happen to happen to you. There's no way you can rank them because some things suck on. [01:26:53] Speaker A: Okay, so this is. Okay, so my question is, is that do you want my all time list of things that suck? [01:26:58] Speaker B: It doesn't have to be all time. I mean, yeah, it can be, but it doesn't have to. [01:27:02] Speaker A: You just stop. Because I had back spasms. [01:27:05] Speaker B: Back spasms suck. Those suck. [01:27:08] Speaker A: I am so in on that because my sciatica, I was in the middle of football practice stretching my Sciatica, laying on the ground, stretching, because I've been getting back spasms. My sciatica is all the way running down my leg just because I played men's basketball the other night. [01:27:20] Speaker B: Yeah, it's. [01:27:21] Speaker A: It's running down my leg, down my foot. It's the worst. [01:27:24] Speaker B: Terrible, bro. [01:27:25] Speaker A: It's the worst. [01:27:25] Speaker B: It is so. It is so bad. [01:27:27] Speaker A: Is it? You all back? [01:27:28] Speaker B: Yeah, dude. It just is. It's like the pet. It just depend on how I move. Like, and I didn't even, like, tweak it at the gym or anything. I stretched. Like, I gave, like, one of the, like, these. I just did a talk, and then all of a sudden, I felt my lat. It went down from my lat. And now, like, every time, like, when I move in a weird time, I'd be like. It's like, oh, my God, it's the worst. It's the worst. So then, like, if you didn't see, like, I, like, I'll sit in, like, one position and not move because I'm like. It's going to get aggravated. Absolutely terrible. Back spasms are one of the worst things to happen to. [01:28:02] Speaker A: They say it's your hamstrings and your calves, and it's pulling on your lower back. That's what they say. [01:28:07] Speaker B: Oh, well, then that would make sense because I did legs. [01:28:10] Speaker A: If you have tight hamstrings, stretch your hamstrings, stretch your calves. [01:28:13] Speaker B: I didn't do legs. [01:28:14] Speaker A: Everything works together. [01:28:15] Speaker B: I didn't do legs for a good amount of time. Probably like three weeks. So I did just do legs. Yes. Nope. Two days ago. So that would make a lot of sense, Al. Thank you. [01:28:26] Speaker A: Yeah. And if your knees hurt, they say to do tib raises and calf raises. Strengthen the bottom part of your muscles, and then it. You know what I'm saying? [01:28:35] Speaker B: Okay. We're just one big locomotive. [01:28:37] Speaker A: Yes, exactly. [01:28:38] Speaker B: So that's. That's my first thing. Okay. [01:28:40] Speaker A: Things that suck. [01:28:41] Speaker B: Things that suck. That happen. That happened to you. [01:28:45] Speaker A: I'm just online. [01:28:46] Speaker B: I'm gonna go with another one. Go to the grocery store for a few items in particular. Okay. [01:28:52] Speaker A: So are you in the 10, 10 items and fuel lane? [01:28:55] Speaker B: Yeah. Okay. Yeah, sure. I could do that. [01:28:57] Speaker A: Someone bring in 20? [01:28:59] Speaker B: No, no, no. And I'm pretty sure that they bumped it up. It is 20 or less. It depends which one in market basket. All the way down. [01:29:07] Speaker A: Could it be. [01:29:07] Speaker B: Yeah. Okay. Going for a certain. For a certain thing, and then once you get home, noticing you didn't get what you actually came for. That sucks. [01:29:17] Speaker A: That's bad just in general. Like, even if you Uber eats and you don't get what you got, that's. [01:29:23] Speaker B: That's a whole different thing. And that's definitely next because I could definitely attest to that. That also sucks. That sucks. I think if you go to the grocery store, I'm. I'm bad. I'm bad in the grocery store. I mean, this is a proven fact. I go to Target and spend hundreds of dollars when I'm trying to spend like, no more than like 50 bucks. That's proofs in the pudding. I've done it 7,000, thousand times. [01:29:51] Speaker A: You're trying to spend less than 70. [01:29:53] Speaker B: No, I'm saying, like the items that I go in there for, I shouldn't be spending more than 50 bucks. But somehow, some way, by the graces of the devil, I spend hundreds of dollars a time. [01:30:05] Speaker A: Yeah, because, I mean, I guess, you know, your brownie mix and your chocolate chips and what'd you do last time? Reese's chocolate chips as cereal. What was it? What was your cereal thing? Lucky. [01:30:14] Speaker B: Oh, lucky chimes and chocolate chips. Chips in a cup. [01:30:17] Speaker A: So all that stuff's going up. So the sweet shit's going up. [01:30:19] Speaker B: You're saying the sweet, sweet shit's going up? It's. It's not. It's not though. I'm cutting back on the sweet skis. Even though I just took out a whole thing of Oreos. Halloween Oreos. In two days, we're gonna cut back. [01:30:35] Speaker A: On you like Halloween Oreos. [01:30:38] Speaker B: I just think it was because again, again we see it for broccoli, bananas, toothpaste in toilet paper. Those are the essential things that I needed. I missed out on getting toothpaste and toilet paper somehow. And so now I have to fucking either order it via like pea pod or like doordash and I have to pay for it again. Or. Or the worst part, I have to get back in my fucking car and drive back through the hellhole, which is route to Chelsea Market Basket. [01:31:17] Speaker A: All right, piggybacking on that. I'm going to say traffic, like just traffic in general has sucked so bad. Route 1 sucks now. Getting anywhere is taking forever and it's not even Christmas time yet. [01:31:30] Speaker B: Like, I get holiday season. [01:31:32] Speaker A: People are back in school. Like, I get it. You have more of a schedule now. This is insane. The traffic right now. Yeah, it makes me want to fucking just blow my brains out in the middle of traffic traffic and just like ruin some six year old's life who just happens to be staring over my car and See my brain splatter on the side of the window. That's how bad I hate traffic. It took me, I think it took me 45 minutes yesterday to get from where I work to 128. It's a 12 minute ride max. It took me 45 shits. [01:32:06] Speaker B: It's just so tough, bro. [01:32:08] Speaker A: It's the worst thing in the world. [01:32:10] Speaker B: It's crazy. It's why I leave an hour early, early for work. [01:32:13] Speaker A: You know what also sucks? Parents. Parents suck. [01:32:18] Speaker B: Parents suck. [01:32:18] Speaker A: Parents suck, dude. All they do is baby their kids. They, their kids. They want to. They think that their kids are the stars of their own movie. Like people like to say, they just think that their kid's so special. When your kid's not special. You should be teaching your kid to that they're not special and kill all their dreams is what you should say. Or you should just have like a realistic view view of the world and just be like, listen, that's true. You should be. You're a cog. You have to be able to move with other people. Like your kid's not more special than another kid. You know, your kid can't even hold the ball and you want him to be quarterback. He can't, he couldn't even, he couldn't even throw a ping pong ball across this table. And you want him to throw a actual football to someone crossing the field, 12, 20 yards down the field, 18 guys are coming to hit him. [01:33:10] Speaker B: I think, I think, you know, and I'm not a parent, I. When I do cross that bridge, I will make sure my kid gets the understanding of like nothing is granted. You will work. [01:33:21] Speaker A: Nothing's given to you. [01:33:22] Speaker B: You will work for the opportunity that you are going to be given. So if you want to play second base and you want to bat second, you're going to work your tail off to be so that there's no conversation that needs to be had of why so and so can't. Can't do that. Why you can't do that. You want to play, play quarterback. Word. Start working on it. You know what I mean? Don't just show up with the, with your pads and your helmet. Be like, I want to play quarterback. Nope, that's not going to work. [01:33:52] Speaker A: You can't play quarterback. You can't play certain positions. Daddy ball. And there's another thing that sucks, dude. I know that this, it seems extra hyper, that it's like a father in sports. Like that's what sucks right now. Well, that's, that's what I'm living. If you, if your father coaches a sport, right? If anybody coaches a sport and you give your son preferential treatment to, you know, this kid's gonna be a stock pitcher and the kid's lobbing meatballs and he's just getting batted around. Then you blame the fielders because they're hitting moon shots into gaps and it's the field as well. Oh, he should have made that play. No, listen, your kid sucks, okay? Stop putting your kid in positions to make them feel okay. That's the worst. [01:34:35] Speaker B: Yeah, that'd be another thing. I, I would be out on that. If my kid can't throw the ball, I'm like, bro, you're not pitching like, no, like you're not. Wait till you old work in the backyard. [01:34:43] Speaker A: Go work in the backyard with your kids until they're, until they're available. [01:34:46] Speaker B: That would be, that'd be the day that I would put my kid out there and like we lose straight up because of my kid. Cuz then everyone's going to be like, damn. [01:34:54] Speaker A: But it's never the kid's fault. Like all the kids no make any place the kids. I get that. [01:34:59] Speaker B: It is the kid's fault. Well, yes and no. If you're, if I'm the coach. If I'm the coach. My dad was a coach. My dad coached me my whole life in hockey. Like growing up me and Mako. I would like to think that I don't believe that my dad put us in spots that we weren't deserving of being. I don't think my dad was like that. I don't think my dad like kiss ass me and my brother like that. Like my dad never knew I was slow. Like so, like I, I don't know. Like, you know, I don't. Just don't think my dad favorited us like that. You know, I just don't. Because he coached us really in hockey, baseball a little bit. My dad liked it when other people would coach us because he's like, you get a, you're going to get a real reality. You are like how, how you are valued and X, Y and Z. So I'm like, okay. And yeah, so I would think I'd like to do the same. We're gonna work our tails off. So when people like, oh, why's. Why is Nico's kid playing on the first line? Like, because my kids fucking going to work and doing the fucking cat daddy. All right. My kid's going to work. Oh, why is he running? Why is he playing running back? Because he's fast as fucking shit. He's not scared to get hit. And he fucking totes the rock that. You know what I mean? [01:36:14] Speaker A: You know what it is, though? [01:36:15] Speaker B: I'm giving you? I'm gonna give you no reason to question why my son or daughter is in. You know what I mean? [01:36:23] Speaker A: It's the feed. It's to feed their ego so they can say, okay, my kids a picture. My kids this, my kids that, and to feed their wife's egos. Oh, he's on this. [01:36:32] Speaker B: What, after dinner, are you in the backyard with your kid, like, throwing 200 pitches? [01:36:36] Speaker A: Doesn't seem like they are putting in. [01:36:38] Speaker B: Like, you putting in some work. Like, where does it. Just because like, your kid, you've grown up now and he's in sports, that means that he. Oh, whoa. He's the quarterback. Why? Why? Why? Why? Because you want him to be okay. That's okay. If you want him to be like, is he suited to do that? [01:36:54] Speaker A: Is he the best person in that position? [01:36:57] Speaker B: Facts. [01:36:58] Speaker A: Yeah, he get you son could be a bad quarterback, but if there's no one, if his worst quarterbacks on the team, then fine, he's the best available option. [01:37:05] Speaker B: Best available option. But if, if my kid is good and works at it. Yeah, you're damn right he's playing quarterback. [01:37:13] Speaker A: Yeah. My point is, like, it's. [01:37:14] Speaker B: It's like, it's like, it's literally like game. [01:37:17] Speaker A: Your relation to the coach shouldn't matter. [01:37:19] Speaker B: Absolutely not. Why? Because again, that's political. Like, why, oh, why do you get to play quarterback? Well, I mean, I have the background to play quarterback. Oh, why can't I play quarterback? Here, Throw the ball to me. Hit me. I'm open. And like that. The Brucie thing is like a perfect way to sum up. [01:37:36] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah. [01:37:38] Speaker B: Perfect way to sum up. [01:37:39] Speaker A: I want to be the quarterback. [01:37:39] Speaker B: I want to be the quarterback. Why do you get to play quarterback? All right, he. You go, junior, hit me. I'm. Yeah, hit me. I'm home. He throws it over and says, all right, now shut up and sit down. Yeah, I had butter. I had popcorn. What do you say? I had popcorn. [01:37:57] Speaker A: Yeah, I had popcorn before this. Yeah, that. That pisses me off. [01:38:03] Speaker B: So I would understand that. I can understand that parenting. But I, I, again, from my perspective, I don't to want. Want to give any rhyme or reason for any other parent to question why my kid is. Is where they're at. You know, just because I'm boys with the coach, my son's batting third. Like, no, if my son doesn't hit dingers, then we're not batting third. We can't go lower than seventh, though. As a family. As a family. We can't go lower than seven to sixth. Like, we gotta be up, gotta be. [01:38:32] Speaker A: Listen, here's the thing, right? If you're. If you're making decisions based on. On that, like, you're letting a kid. You're just hurting the rest of the 12 kids on your team. If it's baseball, you know, the other 30 kids on a team. If it's football, you're hurting every single one of those kids. You're putting your ego in front of what that is, because you can say, oh, he starts both ways. Your kid has no business starting whatsoever. And then you're putting them into that position. I think it's crazy. And I love. I honestly, I love coaching against those people. It's the best people in the world. [01:39:05] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:39:06] Speaker A: Because you got the wrong. The kid in the wrong position when it's just. Just so you. Your wife can put something up. You know what I mean? [01:39:13] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:39:13] Speaker A: It's crazy. [01:39:14] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:39:14] Speaker A: Just cuz. [01:39:14] Speaker B: So Jimmy's playing quarterback today. Okay. Awesome. That's. That's another thing. It's like, yo, in. In reality, no one gives a. [01:39:24] Speaker A: No one cares. No one gives two shits. [01:39:27] Speaker B: No one's. No one's paying attention to this. If you. This is why you keep attention to this. You're high. [01:39:32] Speaker A: It's all. It's all. Because it goes back to women suck. That's what this comes down to. Women put it up on the thing. And, you know, then another thing, bro. [01:39:40] Speaker B: It'S like, does your kid even like playing the sport? [01:39:42] Speaker A: They put it up on there like. [01:39:43] Speaker B: They don't like playing the sport. They won't play the sport if you're making them play the sport. So you can basically be like, oh, well, my son plays football. [01:39:55] Speaker A: What? [01:39:57] Speaker B: What? So you can play. [01:39:58] Speaker A: Post it. [01:39:59] Speaker B: What? What are you, an idiot? [01:40:01] Speaker A: That. [01:40:02] Speaker B: That would piss me off. All right, moving on to Al. Other things that suck that happen to you. I forgot. [01:40:16] Speaker A: That's the second. That's two forgets now. [01:40:18] Speaker B: I forgot. I forgot. [01:40:19] Speaker A: Do you want to call time out? [01:40:21] Speaker B: I had one. We could. [01:40:22] Speaker A: I mean, you want 30 second time? [01:40:23] Speaker B: There's no way to call time. [01:40:24] Speaker A: You want 30 seconds? [01:40:25] Speaker B: Have another one. Do you have another thing? [01:40:27] Speaker A: I could go all day on things that suck. That, like, I mean, women suck. [01:40:31] Speaker B: No, I don't know. But that. That things that suck that happen to you is what the. Is what? [01:40:36] Speaker A: Oh, things that suck that happen to you what? This week? [01:40:38] Speaker B: No, not even this week, you jerk job. We're talking, you know, like I said, back spasms. That did happen to happen to me. [01:40:46] Speaker A: That happened to me too. [01:40:47] Speaker B: I. You know, I. That's something that we just. [01:40:52] Speaker A: Things are not hitting the Powerball. I mean, do you think I want to go to work? No. [01:40:58] Speaker B: Somebody hit it. [01:40:59] Speaker A: I don't even know. They had to have. Could it be at like 1 1/2 billion right now? Hold on. Powerball. [01:41:05] Speaker B: Imagine I never played a Powerball. I play it once and I win. Hey, like Nana says, don't. Don't expect to win if you don't play. All right, whatever you say, sugar. [01:41:15] Speaker A: Yeah, they had to have won because it's only a 35 million right now. Texas, it looks like two lucky lot of players in Missouri and Texas will split the 1.78 billion dollar. [01:41:30] Speaker B: I have no problem with that. I have no problem with that. [01:41:33] Speaker A: I think it's better when it's one winner. At least spread the wealth. Dude, you get 900 million. 900 million. And you don't want to do this LAD drill. We could be retired if we hit this LAD drill. We just keep going. Dude, I wouldn't even stop at 300,000. I just say we just keep going to 3. 3 or 4 million. [01:41:47] Speaker B: That's what you would want to do, and that's why we would be in trouble. [01:41:52] Speaker A: No, I think we. We set up. We set a standard. You know what I mean? You know what sucks? That fantasy football sucks. I'm sick and tired of fantasy football. All these losers in the league that don't pay. You got to run this commissioner. And everyone's busting your balls because Marco ruins the entire draft. And people's draft numbers change. [01:42:12] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:42:12] Speaker A: This is totally hypothetical, by the way. This didn't. We're talking about hypothetical here. [01:42:16] Speaker B: I mean, ultimately, yeah, that did. If that did theoretically happen, I probably would have been complaining about it until actually I got exactly what I wanted. So there's nothing for me to actually complain about. [01:42:27] Speaker A: There's nothing ever to complain about. But it's. It's crazy that we spend this much time and energy on fantasy football. I'm so done with it. All these losers, they're losers in these drafts and these things, and they just cry and complain and they don't want to do nothing. [01:42:41] Speaker B: They don't pay, and they don't pay. [01:42:42] Speaker A: Then you gotta chase them down. You get a write in the thing, oh, how come no one's paid and then no one still pays? [01:42:48] Speaker B: So no one's still. [01:42:48] Speaker A: It's like, do you just give the money back to the people that paid and say, listen, the league's done. [01:42:53] Speaker B: The league's dead? [01:42:54] Speaker A: Is that what people want? You know, it's like, I. I just don't get it. And then it's like, you tell them you're going to start minus some points off people. [01:43:03] Speaker B: I'm telling. I'm telling you, man, to just rear off from fantasy football. As much as that does suck, because fantasy football does suck to that degree. I being, being a commissioner as well. We don't look too hot, Al. [01:43:18] Speaker A: We don't look hot. [01:43:19] Speaker B: And I'm not gonna lie to you, the Dolphins are fucking ass. I know we're down in Miami, but if. What do you say? If we don't win this game, I don't. [01:43:29] Speaker A: Okay. So here's what I'm gonna say. I always chalk up the Miami game as a loss. It doesn't matter how good they are. I always chalk it up. [01:43:37] Speaker B: I don't want to bet on it, though. Like, I just. [01:43:39] Speaker A: I always chalk it up. That up as a loss. 100%. The only way the Pats win is if I place a bet on the Dolphins. So that might be a case where I just put a place on the. Place a bet on the Dolphins. Say, listen, I'm giving, you know, three to $500 for a Patriots win. [01:43:57] Speaker B: Yeah, I mean, you know what I mean? [01:43:58] Speaker A: Then it's like, I'm paying for a win I have. I'm definitely not above that. You don't think I, I pay kids all the time on. Oh, you hit a home run, 50 bucks. This. Yeah, you do this. You get that. You, you stab someone in the pile of football. He has $50. You don't think I'm. I have bounty programs. [01:44:17] Speaker B: They had a real. [01:44:18] Speaker A: They want to talk about the Saints bounty program. You should see MALD and Pop. [01:44:22] Speaker B: One program had that. What did somebody get, like a. A half a mil or a mil for knocking out breath five out of a game or something? [01:44:28] Speaker A: Listen, is that illegal? [01:44:30] Speaker B: I don't know. [01:44:31] Speaker A: I mean, it just kind of. As long as it happens on a play that's like a football play. Is it really illegal? I mean, pro. [01:44:38] Speaker B: If it's a. If it's, if it's a Blaine dirty play. [01:44:42] Speaker A: Yes. Then you look like a scumbag. [01:44:44] Speaker B: I mean, yeah, that's, that's, that's kind of up. That is like putting a hit on somebody, essentially. So. But. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. We. We got, we got to see. We got to see. We don't. It doesn't look, doesn't look that great. [01:45:02] Speaker A: What doesn't look that great? [01:45:04] Speaker B: Us as a unit. As a cohesive unit. We don't look that great. All right. [01:45:09] Speaker A: I actually did save something that I want to talk about. I got to see if I can find it. [01:45:13] Speaker B: Thank God, Al. Thank Christ. [01:45:18] Speaker A: Oh, I did see. I did have, I did have conspiracy stuff, but I got to flush it out. I knew I saved one thing for conspiracy, but I got to flesh it out and I get some facts behind it that this I'm definitely bringing up next week. And it's not, it doesn't even have to be that long, but I can do a conspiracy every single week myself and, and just teach you. But I've got a lot of conspiracy shit that I have written down. But this is what I want to talk about. Look at this line. Look at this line. For a $3.50 super burrito at Anis Taqueria. So they. On September 10th every year, apparently they give free. They give $3.50 burritos. When I tell you the line is down the block and around the corner. It's fucking insane. There's like 300 people online. You'd have to. You catch me. Time is worth money. [01:46:10] Speaker B: Okay? [01:46:11] Speaker A: I'm not waiting in some burrito line for three hours to get a 3.50 burrito. I'll go pay my 9, $10 for the burrito, walk through on every other day and not have to wait two and a half hours for the burrito. You can't afford six dollars and wait like hours for a burrito just so you could say you got a 3.50 burrito and I guarantee it tastes like dog. Cuz they're way too busy to handle that. So they're making everything in huge batches. [01:46:40] Speaker B: Yeah. So anything that you've been eating has like been sitting in a, in a pan for. [01:46:44] Speaker A: It's in a warmer since 6 o' clock in the morning. So they can handle the first rush. [01:46:49] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:46:49] Speaker A: The out of here. $3 and 50 cents. That's worth it. [01:46:52] Speaker B: Not. I, I, I'm not above anybody else, but I am never in my life gonna wait in a line that long to, for something that, that minuscule. Like you just said, like you're waiting hours, potentially hours. [01:47:06] Speaker A: You see how many people are in. [01:47:07] Speaker B: That line for a burrito that you could go to the store and for a double amount of that price could buy all the necessary needs that you need. [01:47:16] Speaker A: Not even, not even that you don't even have to go to the store. You just go to Chipotle or Qdoba or Moe's, Whatever's close. Get. [01:47:25] Speaker B: They're on every corner saying, oh, to get. To be yourself, just go somewhere else. [01:47:29] Speaker A: Get the out of if. Wait in that line. You're a piece of trash person, dude. You have scumbag tastes because you're eating a inferior product waiting longer than you should for $3 and 50 cents. That's crazy, dude. [01:47:42] Speaker B: That ain't it. [01:47:42] Speaker A: Any of these free, free donut day. And you line you and your free donut. I could spend a dollar 29 on a. A donut at Dunkin Donuts. Like a dollar 29. You're gonna wait all that time just so you could say you got something. [01:47:53] Speaker B: It's worth it for. That is like when you don't know that it's. That it's happening. Happening. [01:47:57] Speaker A: Oh, yes. [01:47:58] Speaker B: And then they throw. They're like, oh, by the way, what's. What donut would you like? And you're like, I didn't want it. [01:48:03] Speaker A: It's like red cup day at Starbucks. They. This lines out the door. It's like, why I'm here every day anyways. I. Every time it's red cup day, I just walk in and I'm like, oh, it's red cup day. That's why this is. I'm always like. [01:48:13] Speaker B: I don't even know. [01:48:14] Speaker A: I'm pissed off. [01:48:14] Speaker B: That means they give this stupid red. [01:48:16] Speaker A: Cut, red cup, like, right before Christmas, I think, or before. Before the holidays. It's just like a reusable, refillable Starbucks cup. But it's. It's like red plastic. You know what I mean? Like a. Like a sip. [01:48:28] Speaker B: Oh, my God. [01:48:29] Speaker A: And. And everyone goes crazy. All the white women are in there, like, oh, it's red cup day. It's like, I got 9,000 of them. They're still in my car on the ground. You go in there and they give it to you for free, and they update. [01:48:41] Speaker B: It's like, dude, I'm about to turn this place a little red. [01:48:42] Speaker A: They act like they're giving out bitcoin. Like they're giving out bitcoins. 120,000. It's a. You getting plastic poison. You're probably getting cancer from this red cup. And they go crazy over it. Nuts, these women. Anything free people go for. It's like, why would you waste your time getting anything? Like $3.50. Insane to wait two hours for burrito. Like, just buy. I'll go get. [01:49:08] Speaker B: I Honestly, I would never in my right mind knock this down. [01:49:13] Speaker A: Next time. Next time. This is happening. So September 10th, I'm going to Anastak area at this exact location. Because the line will be gonna be just as long. It's gonna be just as long. And I'm just gonna eat a burrito in front of everyone in the line. Just dogging a dog in a chipotle burrito, dude, right in front of them, like, oh, how's that? And then I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go and go to Qdoba, come back an hour later, and the person that's still waiting, I'm gonna eat another burrito in front of them. I'm gonna pick one of those in the line and be like, listen, I guarantee I could eat three burritos before you even get one. Because $3.50. Because you want to save $6. [01:49:48] Speaker B: Yeah, because you want to pay $3. Mind you, when you get up there, you're, you're probably going to buy chips and queso a drink. So like, it's not going to be 350. So like you tricked yourself. [01:50:01] Speaker A: No, there's probably some cheap in that line that is going to go there and be like, can I have a water cup? That you're worse. You're even worse. At least if you're buying other shit, it's like, okay, like, they're going to be like, can I get a water cup? Yeah, and they're not gonna buy nothing. It's like, oh God, I walked out of this. 350. Oh, it doesn't say. This is going to be tax. Now he's arguing about the tax. It's like because it's 395. You dirty, disgusting. They're dirty, disgusting people. I hate cheap people. Cheap people might be as bad as pedophiles. No, that's, that's, that's too far. That's too far. I went too far there. [01:50:34] Speaker B: You think the scale might just to. Definitely. [01:50:36] Speaker A: I would bet you. I bet you they're overhang hangs. I bet you it overhangs. [01:50:40] Speaker B: What's that? A Ven diagram? [01:50:41] Speaker A: Yeah, the Venn diagram. Bet you it overhangs cheap people. Pedophiles. I bet you it overhangs more than you think. You're a dirty, disgusting human being. If you like, wait in that line. I, I want. I, I bet you sex offender list. I bet you we look at the sex offender list. There's a few of them in that line. [01:50:54] Speaker B: Oh yeah. 100% now that, that I could. They can't get work that I could get down with. [01:50:59] Speaker A: Yeah, I heard a story about a guy that he opened a restaurant and he was hiring this guy and the guy was being like a little weird towards him because he was like, oh, I'm going to run some background checks. [01:51:09] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:51:10] Speaker A: And like, he started like, his lips started shaking and everything. And he was like, he thought it was weird, but he let him finish his shift because it was like his first shift in there. He was like trying to see if he did good and he said he was. He was actually cooking pretty good. So then he goes next door and the guy's like, do you know who that guy is? He's like, no. He's like, he's on the sex fentanyl list. Like, pulls it up, shows him like, I'm serious, dude. So he goes back into the guy, he's like, oh, yeah. So we're gonna run that background check, all that stuff on him. And he's like, his lips quivering again. He' like, dude, I gotta tell you something. I. I slept with a 12 year old girl. He like outright told him and he's. [01:51:46] Speaker B: Like, oh, weirdo, bro. [01:51:47] Speaker A: First of all, it was like a forced rape. It was like a whole bunch of on it. He's like basically threaten the guy. Said he was gonna stab his throat off. But yeah, they don't have money, so they're the ones waiting in these lines for 350. They're the ones late for free donuts. [01:52:02] Speaker B: Weird, bro. Jesus Christ. [01:52:05] Speaker A: It's up this world. [01:52:07] Speaker B: This. [01:52:08] Speaker A: I think this last week is only. [01:52:10] Speaker B: Nah. Added to that, it's only ad sad. This shit's. This shit's happened. Like, it's been like, people are nuts, dude. It's. That's so nuts. It's so weird. [01:52:21] Speaker A: Are you happy to be back on the podcast? [01:52:24] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah, definitely. Definitely happy to be back up on the pod. Wow. My brain is not working today. [01:52:33] Speaker A: Any. Any things that you have to bet this weekend? [01:52:37] Speaker B: Anything that I have to bet? [01:52:39] Speaker A: Is there anything that you say? Okay, guys, let's start a ladder drill and let's ladder up. [01:52:44] Speaker B: I would ladder up. I would ladder up with this. Cincinnati minus three and a half. It makes no sense to me. The next thing that makes no sense to me is that The Bills are 6 1/2 versus the Jets. [01:52:54] Speaker A: I bet you all the money's on Cincinnati. [01:52:55] Speaker B: Cincinnati. [01:52:55] Speaker A: So you know what that means. [01:52:56] Speaker B: I know. [01:52:57] Speaker A: That's what sucks. [01:52:58] Speaker B: Back to a cover by Jacksonville late. [01:53:00] Speaker A: How do you. How do you check where the money's at? [01:53:03] Speaker B: You Check where the money's at by going on Yahoo. So you simply go over here. [01:53:09] Speaker A: Because if you always go against the money go against. [01:53:13] Speaker B: You always go against the public. The public knows nothing. [01:53:19] Speaker A: Okay. It doesn't say. [01:53:20] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:53:21] Speaker A: So holy. Oh wait, hold on. 54 is on the spread. Only 46. So they think that the Cincinnati is going to win. I like that now. I like that. The publix on Jacksonville plus three and. [01:53:39] Speaker B: A half lines move too. That's crazy. That's two and a half. Oh no. That's first half's two and a half. Sorry. Three and a half still. Let's go. [01:53:50] Speaker A: That could be, go down. That could be. That could be another story. And we say Jack Cincinnati. My story. Bets have been hitting lately. [01:53:57] Speaker B: Go down tr. [01:53:58] Speaker A: Duke. Duke minus three and a half. That and they, they might have lost by 35. [01:54:03] Speaker B: Okay, now you got. [01:54:08] Speaker A: Buffalo. [01:54:09] Speaker B: Look at that. [01:54:11] Speaker A: Plus six and a half. [01:54:12] Speaker B: Have fun. [01:54:16] Speaker A: A lot of people like the under there, huh? [01:54:18] Speaker B: Yep. [01:54:21] Speaker A: So I, I, I think you take, you take the Patriots. [01:54:25] Speaker B: Let's see if the Patriots. [01:54:26] Speaker A: You take the Patriots and you take the under. That's, that's what I'm thinking for this Miami game. Guess what? [01:54:32] Speaker B: 75% of the money on the money line is on Miami. 60% is. It is on the, the spread. 93% of it is on the under 43 and a half. [01:54:45] Speaker A: I don't love that as that much on it. But I do like the Pats now outright. I like the Pats outright. The public's retarded. I know. We never win down there. Tyree Kill is getting investigated again for domestic violence. This guy just doesn't do anything besides, you know, score touchdowns. Like quick touchdowns. [01:55:02] Speaker B: Can you believe the kid? [01:55:02] Speaker A: And beat women. [01:55:03] Speaker B: Can you believe the kid from the Browns said that? Derrick Henry's not, not home. [01:55:07] Speaker A: Hard to tackle. Yeah, but this is what they do. People get all excited and they get, they, they think that they're better than they are. This is another thing that sucks. People that have absolutely zero self awareness. If you have zero self awareness, you're just the worst person on the planet. Like I love it in some way. In some ways. Like people that are delusional. You gotta, you can't say that Derrick Henry's easy to tackle. That's, that's a statement from a person. Yeah, that's like, that's just like, it's just a, it's a simple phys. It's a 240 yard guy that's faster than half the league. Maybe more than half the League. When he gets going, there's no stopping him. Yes. He's running downhill. [01:55:49] Speaker B: So I hope that that guy gets fucked up. Like, I hope that Derrick Henry, like, physically goes out of his way to just run him. [01:55:55] Speaker A: I hope, I legitimately hope he. They just, you know, it happens. He tries to lay him up and Derek Henry just lowers his shoulder or stiff arms him into the hell. [01:56:04] Speaker B: Yeah. Because like, Derek Henry grabs fully grown adults, professional football, one arm while running and throws them like thanos just like out of the way. Like. [01:56:19] Speaker A: Yeah, just so. Well, he looks like a creative character. [01:56:23] Speaker B: Yes, he does. Yes. Yeah. [01:56:24] Speaker A: Yeah, he really does. [01:56:26] Speaker B: Like, he also looks like extremely top heavy, but like. And in a way it works for him because, like, he's obviously so well balanced and fit. [01:56:35] Speaker A: That's. This is like Derrick Henry's exactly what I was picturing your ex girlfriend to be in the airport, like, with someone like a Derk Henry type. [01:56:41] Speaker B: Yeah, no, we. [01:56:42] Speaker A: That's what I was thinking in my head. Like, that's what I was telling everybody. [01:56:45] Speaker B: That would have sucked. [01:56:48] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:56:50] Speaker B: 63 and 260. [01:56:51] Speaker A: Like, yeah, yeah, yeah. I would be like, force. [01:56:53] Speaker B: Just filled out. Like, just filled out. Looking like a GI Joe character. [01:56:59] Speaker A: Yeah, no, just hollowing her out. [01:57:00] Speaker B: No. Yeah. And no, no. Look like the kid that runs. Robbed my car. [01:57:06] Speaker A: That's. [01:57:07] Speaker B: That's the. [01:57:07] Speaker A: Oh, it was a Spanish kid. [01:57:08] Speaker B: Yeah, he looked. [01:57:09] Speaker A: Oh, he's on the Spanish end. [01:57:10] Speaker B: Yeah, he looked like light skinned. Yeah, he looked like the kid that robbed my car. [01:57:13] Speaker A: Was it the same kid? [01:57:15] Speaker B: I don't know. I didn't get the chance to ask a point. [01:57:17] Speaker A: It could have been. [01:57:18] Speaker B: Could have been. [01:57:19] Speaker A: Yeah. He probably had some fresh shoes on. [01:57:20] Speaker B: Did you rob a Jeep cherokee back on St. Patrick's Day? [01:57:25] Speaker A: Yeah, that's what it was. Was on St. Patrick. [01:57:26] Speaker B: St. Patrick's Day. [01:57:29] Speaker A: You gotta love it. All right, listen, decent episode. I wouldn't say it's a good episode. I wouldn't say it's a bad episode. I'd say it's a decent episode. I don't think this podcast is Charlie Kirk. I think that it has a little bit of life left in him. That's it. I mean, fuck you, fatsucker. As always. [01:57:51] Speaker B: Yeah, I mean, I think. I think that. I think that we still got some. We still got some gas left in the tank. How much gas? I don't know because our gas meter doesn't work. So we'll just. Just never know. But I will keep on keeping on. [01:58:08] Speaker A: I'm sure next week we'll be just as prepared as we were this week. [01:58:12] Speaker B: No, we're gonna be more prepared. I got. I. I got. I don't have an idea. I'm not gonna say that, but I'm. I'm just gonna prepare us better, so. [01:58:20] Speaker A: Okay. So he's gonna prepare us better. For real, though. Rest in peace, Charlie Kirk. How's that sound? [01:58:24] Speaker B: Yeah, that's unfortunate. Rest in peace, Charlie Kirk. Sh. [01:58:27] Speaker A: Rest in peace. To the. To the shooting victims in Colorado, I believe. Believe it was. [01:58:31] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:58:31] Speaker A: Recipes to everybody that died senselessly. [01:58:34] Speaker B: Yeah, that's. That's unfortunate. You never want that. [01:58:37] Speaker A: I mean. Yeah, I mean, that's exactly what everyone needed. They needed us to say that for people to feel that way. That's what they wanted. That's what they. You guys come here for. Let's talk about all depressing 24 7. What do you think? You think that's what we should change this to, just depressing 24 7? [01:58:56] Speaker B: No. No. But you got to go. You got to go. But you got. Listen, we're a pop culture podcast, so. [01:59:03] Speaker A: We'Re not a straight comedy podcast. [01:59:06] Speaker B: No. Negative, negative, negative being not that. [01:59:10] Speaker A: Bet the Pats money line. Put the house on it. House. [01:59:13] Speaker B: Bet the Bengals minus three and a half. Put. Put your mother's mortgage on it. [01:59:19] Speaker A: I. [01:59:19] Speaker B: And you can thank me later. I'm gonna put a drone. I'm gonna put $100 on. [01:59:52] Speaker A: Sam.