Ep. 138 | New Format

[00:00:46] Speaker A: No. All right, I got the headphone. That's fine. Only one ear. That's good. I don't care. [00:00:51] Speaker B: Take that. Take the other headphones. [00:00:53] Speaker A: No, no, this is fine. Because it doesn't bother me like it bothers you. I'm mentally stronger than you. [00:00:58] Speaker B: Okay. [00:01:02] Speaker A: It's probably Ali. [00:01:04] Speaker B: Isn't that school? [00:01:05] Speaker A: No school. They'd make you go back for two days. It doesn't make any sense. [00:01:09] Speaker B: What do you mean? What's today? [00:01:10] Speaker A: Instead of going back after Labor Day, they gotta go back on a Wednesday. [00:01:13] Speaker B: Are we here? Are we live? [00:01:15] Speaker A: Yeah, we're live. Gonna go back for two days and then he's off. [00:01:18] Speaker B: Welcome, everyone. [00:01:20] Speaker A: All right, so we're back after a long hiatus. It's summertime, you know, we, we. We don't get done. It's just like work in general. Like work people, you know, they don't get shit done over the summertime. Everyone's on vacation, we're busy as fuck. But we're back now. It's. We're getting back. Kids getting back to school. Even though, like I just said, school makes no sense. Why do they go back before Labor Day? It's the gayest thing in the world. Doesn't make a lick of sense. You go back for two days. They basically told the kids how to jerk off for fucking two days. Pretty much. Now we have got. I got a text. Okay, let me. Let me preface this. [00:01:56] Speaker B: I got a text holding. Let me just write down. [00:01:59] Speaker A: Okay. [00:01:59] Speaker B: And then I'll explain the boards. You just give the people. What? What's up, yo, what's up, kid? [00:02:06] Speaker A: Yeah, so the kids are back from school after two days in. Now they're off for four days. It makes. Doesn't make any sense. So I get a text, I would say a week or two ago, that's like, listen, when we were recording, I had to cancel last recording. I had to go fucking handle something. [00:02:25] Speaker B: It's Alex Smith. [00:02:27] Speaker A: The leg is dying as we speak. It's been a long running joke. It's no longer joke. [00:02:33] Speaker B: It's corroding. [00:02:34] Speaker A: It's corroding as we speak. So that's why we couldn't record last week. But I got a text slightly before that, being like, I have got to give you a proposal for what the show should look like going forward. Talking about bad brain. So Nico has concocted some type of proposal that I have nothing about. He walked in here with a poster board and 13 markers. And not only that, he is color coding these markers. He's dropping reds, blues. I mean, I don't know why he's going blue. He's got the blue. No, he's got a. Yeah, purple. Purple on the first quarter and second quarter. I have no clue what's going on. This is inside the mind of a madman. And he's got this broken into quarters, so I'm guessing he's separating the show into four different segments. Oh, we have a halftime, too. So it's like a full football game is apparently what every show is going to be. Or this is. This is what Nico has thought up. [00:03:34] Speaker B: The show not going to be a full football game. It is just. It's just like word of preference of how we're going to break the show up. How are you going to look at the show? Like, how I want the show to be, like, looked at. We need to, like. We need some type of structure, basically. So I figured, why don't we structure it like a game? [00:03:51] Speaker A: Do you think we should have whistles and commercial breaks and stuff like that? We don't have sponsors. Really. [00:03:55] Speaker B: We don't have sponsors. So until then, it's like red zones. [00:03:59] Speaker A: Commercial. It's just commercial. [00:04:00] Speaker B: Free commercial. Free podcast. [00:04:01] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. And you're Scott Hansen. [00:04:04] Speaker B: I. I'm Chris. And you're Chris Hansen. [00:04:06] Speaker A: You two do take pee breaks, though. He doesn't. So. All right. So are you going to get into this? Are you just drawing. [00:04:13] Speaker B: You just drawing? [00:04:14] Speaker A: Al, don't you think you should have had this prepped beforehand? [00:04:17] Speaker B: No, because you told me to do it like this. This. Because for some reason, this is better for quality. Quality purposes. [00:04:24] Speaker A: No, I just said I wanted the proposal on here. I didn't want to hear anything about it. I wanted to be equally as shocked as I basically want to be Marco on the search podcast. I want to be shocked. I want to be learning about this stuff as we go. I'm the audience today, so I want. I want to know where your head's at. You're the nooks and crannies guy, as some people would say. You're gonna tell us every little thing about this. [00:04:48] Speaker B: Okay. That's awesome. I have to write down the second quarter phrase because I said it out loud and I didn't really think about it. So I'm gonna say it. The second quarter is gonna be. Let's be masters at debating more conversating master debaters call ourselves the Masturbators. I said that out loud to myself, like, that was a good idea. [00:05:11] Speaker A: So the master debate is. [00:05:12] Speaker B: I love it. [00:05:13] Speaker A: Yeah. Okay. I heard you're all time at it all time. No one could do me better than I could do myself. That's the way I say, you know, Are you gonna be just a. Just watching us the whole time? I'm fine with it. Yeah. Okay. [00:05:31] Speaker B: I literally. I pulled up today and I was like, damn. Unfortunately, school's back. That means we've dropped off our position potential third member of. Of our podcast. [00:05:39] Speaker A: You think so? [00:05:40] Speaker B: Nope. [00:05:41] Speaker A: I think we should, like, pull him out of school and just let him watch us. Like, we'll just, like, pull him out of school. [00:05:45] Speaker B: We'll do it and then go. And then he just goes back to school. [00:05:48] Speaker A: Is that in the proposal? [00:05:50] Speaker B: No, I didn't. I didn't have. I didn't have impairing your kids education as a part of the proposal. [00:05:55] Speaker A: Okay. [00:05:58] Speaker B: I'm just gonna write zeros just so we can kind of put a hurry on this and then we can just get to explaining all of it. This all came from. Again, we just masturbates. We just need some structure. So. [00:06:13] Speaker A: So you're giving us structure here. [00:06:16] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah, I guess I could say that. Okay. I almost got, like a huge. I don't know why I looked at that. Like, that was the camera. I almost got, like, a huge dry erase board. That would have been great. So we could, like, spin it. If we ever get the chance to have, like, a room with some space, we're gonna. [00:06:38] Speaker A: I actually wouldn't hate that. [00:06:40] Speaker B: We're gonna need one of those. [00:06:41] Speaker A: And just put. I would strictly just put racist sayings. [00:06:44] Speaker B: On the back, which is totally cool. Which is fine. [00:06:47] Speaker A: Spicks and spans, like you said before, right? [00:06:51] Speaker B: I did say that. All right. [00:06:52] Speaker A: I'm pretty sure that's what you said. [00:06:53] Speaker B: That didn't age well. [00:06:56] Speaker A: Span and specs. I think you said something ridiculous like that. Like you didn't know what spick and span was. It was a. A cleanup. [00:07:05] Speaker B: Okay. And then third. Okay, we're almost done. We're almost done. We're almost done. Third is. Okay. [00:07:31] Speaker A: Related. [00:07:32] Speaker B: Very hard start to the. To the pod here. But we're back. And it's. We're back better than ever. [00:07:39] Speaker A: I don't know if we're back better than ever, but we're back. [00:07:42] Speaker B: Right? [00:07:44] Speaker A: I don't know how intriguing this is, but I do. I. I really wanted you to pitch this to me like it was shock tank. Like, that's what I want. [00:07:52] Speaker B: Okay. [00:07:52] Speaker A: I want a shock tank pitch. One of the first episodes we did mock Tank, if you remember that. When we just pitched ideas to Tamaco. [00:07:59] Speaker B: Yeah, I. I didn't yeah. [00:08:01] Speaker A: Do you remember what you. What you did? [00:08:03] Speaker B: Something about ice cream, I thought. [00:08:06] Speaker A: I don't even remember what mine was. [00:08:08] Speaker B: So no one can actually see what this actually all even says? So where's the camera? Hold on. Okay. Anyways, so let's just go. [00:08:18] Speaker A: I think they can see that. [00:08:20] Speaker B: Can they see it or is it just because. [00:08:22] Speaker A: No, I think they could see it. [00:08:23] Speaker B: All right. [00:08:24] Speaker A: I think it just. [00:08:25] Speaker B: Okay, let's break it down from the top. All right, up here. We're gonna go. We're gonna go. We're gonna go first. How should I do this, bro? Should I. Can you hear me if I talk? Can you hear me in the headphones? [00:08:40] Speaker A: Yeah, I can hear you in the headphones. I mean, it's not. It's not great, but I can hear you in the headphones. [00:08:45] Speaker B: Well, hold on. [00:08:47] Speaker A: Just bring the mic closer to you. Put the mic in front of you. Dude, watch this. Put this in front of the mic. [00:08:52] Speaker B: Sorry, sir. Yep. [00:08:54] Speaker A: Now point that up. [00:08:55] Speaker B: Oh, great. Great job. That's why there's two of us and not one of us. All right, so can we get the. [00:09:03] Speaker A: Whole thing in here? [00:09:03] Speaker B: I don't know. [00:09:04] Speaker A: I don't care about my face. [00:09:05] Speaker B: Okay, if you don't care about your face and move out of the way. [00:09:07] Speaker A: I would say that it is bad lighting right now because it doesn't matter. It's good. [00:09:11] Speaker B: It's better for the. It's better for the board anyways. All right, so first quarter. Well, we'll open up with hot topics and must address topics. Okay. Example would be instant reaction to Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey getting engaged. Me and my brother getting in an absolute heated argument. Al. Literally just sitting there and just witnessing it. [00:09:36] Speaker A: I was. That was one of my best days of my life. [00:09:38] Speaker B: Okay. [00:09:39] Speaker A: I did get in trouble with my wife because we were out to dinner for a nice family dinner. And you two were just in full blown, like, trying to assault each other mode. [00:09:47] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:09:48] Speaker A: So she was very upset that I was on my phone, but I'm like, I couldn't look away from this car crash. [00:09:53] Speaker B: We can get into it. Yeah, pretty much like a car crash. So second quarter is going to be the masturbators. So my idea was we throw a topic out there and we just debate on it. [00:10:06] Speaker A: Or are you talking something as trivial as, like, what's the best ice cream flavor? Like, something like that? [00:10:10] Speaker B: Or you talk anything. Like anything far and wide. Anything that you can debate on or essentially have a, like, in depth conversation on. That's what this second quarter is going to be for. Or if we just happen to find a topic that drives, like, intensity, you know, or something that we're very passionate about, that's where this is going to come into play here. [00:10:32] Speaker A: Okay. [00:10:32] Speaker B: All right. Then we are going to come to the halftime. It's the halftime show. [00:10:36] Speaker A: Can I actually go back to the second quarter? It's just a versus me versus you. Masturbators, or just in general. Anything that, like, we hate. Are you just saying we're gonna get a topic. You're gonna pick one, Simon. And pick another side? [00:10:47] Speaker B: I think we do that. Yeah. I think we pick one side or the other. [00:10:50] Speaker A: So we have to pick one side or the other. Okay. So that's more of a strict. [00:10:53] Speaker B: And then listen, by the end of it, if we come to terms that I come to your side or you come to my side, then that, you know. That was a master beat. [00:11:01] Speaker A: I'm sure you're used to guys coming on your side, so. [00:11:04] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, I'm okay. Again, this was all thrown together with some influence from some herbs. So anyhow. [00:11:14] Speaker A: Wait, hold on, hold on. [00:11:15] Speaker B: Any. [00:11:16] Speaker A: Who's this? Who's the influence on this? [00:11:18] Speaker B: Me. [00:11:19] Speaker A: Just you. [00:11:19] Speaker B: Me. Only me. There's only. Can you not tell that I'm the only person that thought of any of this? [00:11:25] Speaker A: I know you said influence of some herbs. I thought it was some of your gay friends. [00:11:28] Speaker B: No, herbs, like, okay, devil's lettuce. [00:11:32] Speaker A: Okay. Oh, okay. That. [00:11:35] Speaker B: Yes, thank you. [00:11:36] Speaker A: She was smoking a token. Okay. [00:11:37] Speaker B: Yes. Just trying to be respectful in front of your son. Anyhow, okay, next we have the halftime show. Halftime's gonna be real important because, like I said, I think we have no issues with being a very locally known, well known podcast. So my idea is Heroes and Zeros. It's kind of like hot seat, cold seat, whatever you want to call it. [00:12:01] Speaker A: Ups. [00:12:02] Speaker B: Give me three ups, three downs, whatever it is. My idea, though, was why don't we find a local story? Or each of us should, in our own regard, a local good, feel good story from some. Something that happened in our area. Whatever. New England, Massachusetts, Boston, in our city. Whatever it is, shout them out. [00:12:20] Speaker A: So someone, like, saved a kid from, like, drowning. A drowning thing. [00:12:24] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:12:25] Speaker A: And then we got to shut them out. [00:12:26] Speaker B: So it's like someone jumped into a burn. [00:12:27] Speaker A: So this is exactly like when we go to the TD Garden. It's heroes among us. The same thing. [00:12:32] Speaker B: That's what we want in a way, in a showcase. A hero we're going to in one way, but it doesn't have to be like such a heroic act. It could actually be someone in, like coming in clutch. Someone like, maybe you forgot something. And I. And I. [00:12:44] Speaker A: If it's like I went to Athens roast beef and they slung like a great three way. [00:12:48] Speaker B: Yeah, sure, that's absolutely. You could find yourself a zero there. So the zeros are going to get into like the dirt bags of the week, you know, so gonna. [00:12:55] Speaker A: We're gonna cover pedophilia, we're gonna cover rape victims. Like, those people would be zero, right? [00:13:00] Speaker B: Like, my zero was why I sent you the bust the screen thing. That story on Bust the Screen, how he like manipulated a bunch of people to give him a bunch of money on like. I don't think I saw this through Tinder and. All right, anyways, we'll get into it. Okay, but that's my zero. [00:13:13] Speaker A: That sounds like a zero. [00:13:14] Speaker B: That's a zero move. [00:13:15] Speaker A: But it could also be like they up your coffee. [00:13:17] Speaker B: Yeah, exactly, exactly, exactly. So wide range. You can go from an actual story or to somebody in a modern day life. [00:13:23] Speaker A: How are we supposed to keep up? What quarter it is? Is this just feel. [00:13:27] Speaker B: I don't know. We got to go. We're probably gonna have to go through like a time segment, to be honest. Once we get the. Once we get the sense of transitioning. I didn't think about the transitioning period. I just thought about the structure. [00:13:36] Speaker A: Like, is. Are we gonna have a buzzer? Is the thing gonna go off? [00:13:39] Speaker B: We should have a buzzer. [00:13:40] Speaker A: So we should have a time where it should go off. And that should be like second quarter. [00:13:45] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, okay. Absolutely. [00:13:47] Speaker A: So you want to make this as gimmicky as possible. [00:13:49] Speaker B: I want it. I want us to have structured. I just want. [00:13:52] Speaker A: But you're going from like absolutely zero structure to like as structured as possible. [00:13:57] Speaker B: Good. Maybe that'll do some good for this. And you know what, though? I also think for clipworthy sake, it'll be much easier for me to actually contribute and do something to this podcast. I think that will. [00:14:10] Speaker A: It's like, okay, we know. Okay, I gotta go look at that. [00:14:13] Speaker B: Second quarter because remember, remember what? I remember what. I said what I would like beg Jay. Fine. To do, which is extremely high. But every time you watch like a Busting the boys podcast at the bottom of the ticker, it has when everybody's talking about everything. Do you know what I'm talking about? [00:14:27] Speaker A: Wow, that's hard to do. Yes. [00:14:29] Speaker B: I don't want that just yet. We don't. We can't get there. But I'm Just saying, you want like a podcast. At least if I know that. At least if I know the second quarter has started. I know what we talked about. [00:14:39] Speaker A: Yeah, but how. Okay, what is signal in the second the start. [00:14:42] Speaker B: We're gonna, we're gonna figure that out. [00:14:44] Speaker A: But so you want us to actually be like, all right, second quarter starting or you just like. [00:14:51] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:14:51] Speaker A: Or like, are you worried that this, this podcast is gonna feel like, unnatural? Like it doesn't feel like it's gonna flow? I'm fine. I'm fine with getting as wacky as possible because like, I'll have like. You want Chrissy to just start whistling end of the second quarter, but like. [00:15:07] Speaker B: You having a whistle, like throw like. [00:15:09] Speaker A: Foul like flags at us and you could do. [00:15:11] Speaker B: We could that. Listen, we could get real. We could get into that. But like the halftime thing, I felt like maybe we could like both like. Like put on like, like a stupid. Not like an outfit, but like you change like you had or like your glasses and it becomes like. It's like, you know, are we doing a halftime show like to the booth? Like that's like. Cuz it's gonna be like a news report and almost like the halftime update is gonna be like a kind of like. [00:15:35] Speaker A: Okay. [00:15:35] Speaker B: I mean. Okay, do you understand? [00:15:38] Speaker A: You want a halftime update? All right, so are you thinking that we should. [00:15:42] Speaker B: All right, like we now. We. We now. [00:15:44] Speaker A: You want this just not to be like play and then this way done. Do you want. [00:15:48] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:15:49] Speaker A: Actual segments? [00:15:49] Speaker B: Yes, yes. [00:15:51] Speaker A: And then we just merge it all together. [00:15:52] Speaker B: Yes. Anyways, we're not done yet, so anyhow. All right, on to my favorite quarter. The third quarter. This quarter is like, this is where we get into like the stuff that like, you know, we like to talk about, like real like legitimate stuff. Say, what do we talk about? Like hobby sports related stuff. So like in the third quarter today we talk about like the Patriots new uniforms that came out. We can share our opinions on that. Or if me and Al agree on watching a recent movie that we have or a doc, you know, we can talk about it there. Movie of the week, something like that. I'm super back trivia I was super interested in when me and al talked about 9 11. And I did tell you, Al, I said, yo, try and come up with a conspiracy theory for me and let's talk about it like every week. I definitely want that to be a part of the show. [00:16:46] Speaker A: You want that in the third quarter, you don't want that at halftime. You want that. [00:16:49] Speaker B: Third quarter halftime is literally for local Local stuff. We want. We want to make. I need to make sure that we get some local stuff involved. So that's why I did half time. [00:16:59] Speaker A: Okay. So we need local stuff. So that's strictly. [00:17:01] Speaker B: We try and do local. We're trying to do local. Feel good stores. [00:17:05] Speaker A: Bash and Bash, mom and pop stores. I'm down for it. [00:17:08] Speaker B: Yes. Okay. And the fourth quarter is forgot, but not forgotten. So this is anything we missed, though, that we didn't cover. And then we cover it. Okay. And then we recap the show. [00:17:22] Speaker A: All right, so essentially. Okay, so here's what I'm gonna say. [00:17:27] Speaker B: Recap. [00:17:27] Speaker A: You did absolutely nothing in terms of, like, reorganizing the show. Because I feel like. No, I'm not saying that. It's exactly how our show flows now. Pretty much like, I feel like we do the. The Hot Topics first that's going on. Something that's pissing us off or something that happens usually first. Then second, we get into. Usually we do like a top 10 list or something like that. Then the third is like the hobbies. We usually get to sports around the third end. And then we just always just, you know, say we're going to change. We're going to do X, Y and Z for the show, and then we do none of it. That's probably how our shows go. Right? So you just broke it down into quarters with a little bit more structure. So it's not that big of a change is what I'm trying to say. [00:18:10] Speaker B: No, I don't think it's that. [00:18:11] Speaker A: The only thing that's a change is, like, the time clock and my wife whistling when the quarters are over and throwing flags at us. [00:18:18] Speaker B: Everything. I'll just added that in him. But that what we. [00:18:21] Speaker A: But you said you wanted structure and. [00:18:22] Speaker B: You want it to be filmed specifically some type of. [00:18:25] Speaker A: So you want to film this as an episode more than like a podcast, like an actual TV series? [00:18:32] Speaker B: No, no, definitely not. But I just wanted to be a part. I just want some structure. I just want to know where. We just need to have some. [00:18:40] Speaker A: This is how people overdose. You go back to a little bit of heroin, meaning a little bit, and then you go like, full heroin, and then you overdose. Like, you're going full structure. [00:18:52] Speaker B: Well, I don't. [00:18:53] Speaker A: I don't hate it. I'm down to try one. [00:18:55] Speaker B: Listen. [00:18:55] Speaker A: I mean, I got a whistle. Chrissy's gonna have to get a whistle. She'll whistle. She'll whistle us in. [00:19:01] Speaker B: Listen, this is a proposal. This is not permanent. This isn't a contract. That you have to sign. This is something that I made up in my apartment. [00:19:08] Speaker A: Okay. [00:19:09] Speaker B: Board. [00:19:10] Speaker A: All right. [00:19:10] Speaker B: Induced. [00:19:11] Speaker A: Okay, let's, let's put that to the side for now. I, I, I'm not, I'm down with this for a little bit. You know, Fine. Let's get into how you anticipate, like, let's just say we, we're talking a hot topic. Let's say there's not a bunch of hot topics or much addressed topics. Like, we could probably go for an hour about you and your brother's fight. Okay. [00:19:30] Speaker B: Yeah, we don't, we don't have to go again. We don't have to, we don't have to deep dive into that. [00:19:34] Speaker A: So, so my point is that want. [00:19:36] Speaker B: To, but I figured that would be something that you obviously. [00:19:38] Speaker A: How do you adjust the times? Like, let's just say there's a heavy day, that the first quarter is going to be a longer quarter. Like, that's going to happen sometimes, right? [00:19:47] Speaker B: I don't know. [00:19:48] Speaker A: Maybe sometimes it's a light first quarter. You know, maybe, maybe you're running the ball. Maybe the clock's not stopping a lot. You know, that clock's just moving, moving, moving, moving. So you got to get through that first quarter quick. So this is the problem with structure, with a timer, my wife whistling every time the court is over, Chris, you have to get a whistle and you have to be here for the full podcast. [00:20:13] Speaker B: And every time that's not on the board. I didn't write that down. [00:20:17] Speaker A: Well, you said that you wanted it to be wacky. [00:20:21] Speaker B: I said I wouldn't be afraid to do that if that's what we wanted. [00:20:28] Speaker A: Yeah, we could probably do that. It'd be way funny. Chrissy and you and stripes just, like, in front of us, like, actually blow. Like, I'll buy the stripes off. You'll be, you'll look like the o' Malley girl. What's her name? Not o'. Malley. What's her name? From Guts. [00:20:42] Speaker B: Who is it not. [00:20:44] Speaker A: Is it o'? Malley? [00:20:45] Speaker B: I was gonna say Guts girl. I was gonna. [00:20:47] Speaker A: Oh, it's o', Malley, right? [00:20:48] Speaker B: I was gonna say Rosie o', Donnell. [00:20:50] Speaker A: But no, but it does kind of look like her, just like a skinnier version. Dude, what the. [00:21:01] Speaker B: Oh. [00:21:04] Speaker A: It'S Moira Kirk. What's her name? I'm way off. Okay. Moira. Moira. Mo from Guts. Yeah, the referee Mo. Okay. She's gonna be, she's gonna be our Mo. We're gonna give her, we're gonna put her in stripes, and she's gonna Blow the whistle. I think that, that now that gets me jacked up. But besides that fact, again, let's go back to it. Let's just say. Because my wife's probably never going to agree to that, let's be honest. How are you gonna go from first quarter to second quarter? Like, are you gonna. Like, how do we know what's first quarter and second quarter you're doing? You're saying it's a timer. So let's just say we're in mid. Mid point and the whistle goes off. Well, just go right to second quarter. [00:21:49] Speaker B: Well, I would say that probably weekly we keep the same format. Say if we have like a shared notes, right? [00:21:58] Speaker A: Yep. [00:22:00] Speaker B: And we just fill in the gaps of what, what kind of week. [00:22:04] Speaker A: So you want to use this as now you want to use it as a guideline. So this is a guideline now where we're just kind of flowing in between and there's no heartbreak. Because the way you first explained it, I thought you were going to be like, all right, second quarter start now. You know what I mean? Like, you just gotta give some type of signal, like some ref signal to be like, yo. [00:22:22] Speaker B: I mean, we can't. We half time. We can, we can. I can get. We can get flags, we can get buzzes. I'm down. [00:22:31] Speaker A: All right, so you want to wave a flag? [00:22:33] Speaker B: Just wave a flag. All right, we are now. We are now into the second quarter of the show. Yeah, I mean, again, dude, I just think that I love segments. I think we need more clips of this show if we're gonna have. [00:22:47] Speaker A: Well, we don't have any clips. [00:22:48] Speaker B: Right? [00:22:48] Speaker A: That's the problem. [00:22:49] Speaker B: We're gonna have any. If we're gonna have any, like, help at all. And strictly, this was probably more accustomed to. I was thinking about how can. Basically I was thinking in my apartment, how can we become this well known podcast? Because once I put that goal out there, it's like, all right, now, like, how can we obtain this? Like, how can we. [00:23:08] Speaker A: So you want to become a well known local podcast now, Local? Is that. Is it just because you want people locally to know us, or do you want our whole entire thing to be about local shit? [00:23:19] Speaker B: No, no, no. Locally known, not all about local stuff, but we have to have local stuff involved. I think that that's important. [00:23:28] Speaker A: I would agree that a lot of people are. Have a certain type of passion towards local shit. So I agree, because there's hits close. [00:23:36] Speaker B: To home and especially since we're from an area where people are very passionate about where they're from. I think that would make a lot of sense now if we were from, like, you know, somewhere in the middle of fucking North Dakota. I don't think that we need to have that. But since we're from, you know, the New England area, Boston, right outside of Boston particularly, I think we have some passionate people about the things that happen in this state alone, in the area alone. So if we are able to at least highlight some of that shit, that would help us. [00:24:06] Speaker A: Yeah, I can get down with that. [00:24:08] Speaker B: I don't think it's a bad idea. I think that it gives us. I get. I think it gives us more. At least a little bit more to talk about than just blabbing, you know? [00:24:17] Speaker A: And I asked you an honest question. Are you really. Have you really, like, just completely dismissed the fact about the referee shirt and just sitting there with a whistle? What if we make sure you hear every podcast? Like, we all work together, and I'm thinking every time Nico uses, like, the a word wrong, you take a flag and throw it off his face. Like, we get you a flag, and you throw it off his face. Like, that is the. You use the wrong word. Flag. What? You want to do that? Yeah. [00:24:45] Speaker B: All right. [00:24:45] Speaker A: You don't even know words. You gave us the worst list ever. Two weeks ago, three weeks ago. That's what everyone was saying. [00:24:52] Speaker B: It was like. It fucking felt like a month ago. [00:24:54] Speaker A: It was probably. [00:24:55] Speaker B: It was. It was close. Oh. Another thing that I thought that we could. That we could redo is our seating arrangement. Kind of be at an angle, kind of looking at each other. Thought it would look better. [00:25:05] Speaker A: All right, so you're thinking, like, two chairs. I think two chairs. Boom. Mike, how can we be at an angle unless I make an angle? [00:25:13] Speaker B: The only way that we could is if you were starting to start sitting there, and I would sit here where I'm at, or vice versa. [00:25:19] Speaker A: I could actually do that. [00:25:21] Speaker B: You know what I mean? [00:25:21] Speaker A: And then I'll just put the camera on that side. And then we just get. I mean, this. We. We need to set up. I keep saying we need to set up. I got Del Vecchio. Can't do. He still owes me that money. Refuses to build me a studio in the basement. It's like, dude, throw up a wall. Put the studio in. I don't want the money. That's what. That's your new thing, you know, stop buying the little lemon pants. [00:25:45] Speaker B: That's fair. Those are all fair points. [00:25:46] Speaker A: Yeah. I mean, I've never seen someone in tighter clothes playing softball than him. [00:25:51] Speaker B: It's crazy. [00:25:52] Speaker A: Like, his range of motion. It's got to be. It's. [00:25:54] Speaker B: I. I watched him block a ball at third base. It was like, most concerning thing in the world. It looked like. It looked like, you know, like when they make that line in soccer and they stand and they jump up. Yeah, that's exactly what he did on a chop of. To stop. [00:26:08] Speaker A: I did see. I think. I'm pretty sure I saw. [00:26:09] Speaker B: He didn't use his glove. He didn't use his glove. He used his, like, upper thigh. [00:26:15] Speaker A: The kids. [00:26:16] Speaker B: Yeah. Yep. You. You were there. That was the same game. [00:26:19] Speaker A: Yeah. He does look. He looks very robotic for a kid that seems like he's athletic. He looks very robotic. [00:26:24] Speaker B: It's very, very unorthodox. Yeah, super unorthodox. [00:26:28] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:26:29] Speaker B: Had a howitzer for a shot for hockey. Couldn't hit the net. [00:26:34] Speaker A: Oh. So he came out. What's his name? [00:26:36] Speaker B: Came down the left wing, ripped it. I remember play. I mean, now, granted, who's the Bash. [00:26:41] Speaker A: Brother that was like that in Mighty Ducks? Oh, he could never hit the net. [00:26:44] Speaker B: Oh, my God. Dude, what's his name? [00:26:46] Speaker A: Dude, it's the. The. [00:26:51] Speaker B: Dean. Dean Doyle or something like that. [00:26:53] Speaker A: Dean. Dean was. Dean was the. The taller one. It was the shorter one. Who's number 40? I'm pretty sure it was 44. [00:27:00] Speaker B: 44. Dude, that's. What's it called. What's his name in Daredevil? Foggy Nelson. He played Foggy Nelson in Daredevil. The guy's the man. Oh, yeah. [00:27:26] Speaker A: If. What? You don't know his name? Who I'm talking. [00:27:28] Speaker B: No, I don't know his name. Well, I mean, come on. The actor's name. [00:27:33] Speaker A: 44. What's his name? Bash Brothers. No, not the. His name in the. In the Mighty Ducks. Oh. [00:27:44] Speaker B: Mighty Ducks 2 cast. [00:27:45] Speaker A: Fulton Reed. I mean, like, how do we fucking forget Fulton. [00:27:48] Speaker B: Fulton, yeah. Eldon Henson. Fulton Reed. [00:27:51] Speaker A: I mean, who would know his actual name? You would have to be a prime. Grade A loot is a. Actually, let me call Marco. I bet you he knows it. [00:27:58] Speaker B: Let's just. [00:27:59] Speaker A: Let's just see if we could prove. [00:28:00] Speaker B: That Marco, of course, is gonna know that. What? [00:28:02] Speaker A: The actor's name. What's the actor's name? That's real crazy to know that. [00:28:06] Speaker B: Big Gabo. [00:28:07] Speaker A: Hey, what's up? I got a quick question for you. You are on the podcast. I'm using you as my phone. A friend here, Justin's back. He's doing trivia. And this is the question. Mighty Ducks. Who's the other Bash Brother, besides Dean Fulton Reed, what's do you know his name? Like is at the actor's name. [00:28:28] Speaker B: Eldon Henson. [00:28:29] Speaker A: See what I mean? [00:28:32] Speaker B: I told you you would know. That's all right. [00:28:34] Speaker A: Thank you. I'll see you tonight. [00:28:35] Speaker B: Wait a minute, hold on. Is he really back on the. Are you kidding? [00:28:38] Speaker A: Are you? [00:28:38] Speaker B: I'm joking. [00:28:39] Speaker A: All right, I'll talk to you. Yeah. [00:28:40] Speaker B: You just got me jacked up. [00:28:47] Speaker A: That is crazy that he fucking knew Eldon Henson. You don't think that's insane? [00:28:51] Speaker B: I, I, that's not even a real name. [00:28:54] Speaker A: That's like something that just came up on AI. [00:28:55] Speaker B: I, I knew, I knew he would know. I mean, the guy's the guy again. Mark was autistic like that. [00:29:04] Speaker A: Yeah. Speaking about that, why don't we get into. Since ma. We just talked to Michael, why don't we just get into what you did, you know, you got Maka Wall jacked up. [00:29:13] Speaker B: Yep. [00:29:14] Speaker A: Basically what happened was, you know, me being me, I figured I had, I had a spot open up. I had a spot open up in a golf tournament. So we're playing an Indian Ridge Country Club. So me being me was like, I'm gonna send it to both Marco and Nico at the same time. So I just sent it to both of them. I said, listen, I got one spot open up. First one answer. Gut it. Marco answers first. Three minutes later, Nico is automatically mad because Nico definitely would have golfed and would have wanted a golf correct. [00:29:44] Speaker B: True. [00:29:44] Speaker A: He's a big scramble guy. [00:29:46] Speaker B: True. [00:29:49] Speaker A: Now I'm gonna get, I'm gonna get back into Marco on the scramble day after. Don't let me forget that, okay? Don't let me forget that. [00:29:59] Speaker B: Don't let it be forgotten. [00:30:00] Speaker A: Don't let it be forgotten. [00:30:01] Speaker B: Okay? [00:30:02] Speaker A: Yeah. Forgot, but not forgotten. That's in the fourth quarter, but let's try to get that before. Let's try to get that in the first quarter. [00:30:07] Speaker B: Okay? [00:30:08] Speaker A: So I send off the text. All of a sudden, Nico's like, pissed. In the text being like, you know, that's ridiculous. He's all mad. He's like, what are you gonna do? Marco's gonna fluff his scores. Anyways, it starts like, basically saying, like, Marco scores a lies and he sucks and Nico's better than Marco. So Nico should be golfing. Right? Was that kind of the gist of it? [00:30:28] Speaker B: Well, it came from, it came from more of like a, like a joking standpoint. It really was a ball busting. I thought little, little brother to older brother banter. And you just, you can't you can't do that. Well, I can. Any other brother can probably do that with their brother. I can't until. Because if Al was to say. If. If. If Al was to say what? Just. What do you. [00:30:55] Speaker A: Your food's here. [00:30:59] Speaker B: If I was to say. Or if Al was to say that to Mako, Marco would definitely have never responded the way that he responded to me. So that's what it is. Marco gets crazy over stupid certain things, I guess. His. Us. If you come at his golf score and his handicap, he'll come for your hand. He'll come for your kneecap. He actually probably won't come for you. [00:31:21] Speaker A: I will say one. [00:31:22] Speaker B: Probably say nothing to you. And then. But for me, he'll. He'll challenge me to fight me to the death and murder me, which is like, oh, my God, it is so nauseating to read all of it. It's just so nauseating. [00:31:38] Speaker A: He made. I will say that him telling you he was gonna clean. Clean you the out was actually kind of funny. He was gonna bash your teeth down your throat. Like, it got like. That's how crazy it got. It wasn't like, yeah, you're an. You're addict. [00:31:51] Speaker B: It did not. It didn't even get there. It went literally, it skipped like that. That message, like, was like, that's what set me off. I'm like, you really. [00:31:59] Speaker A: He wasn't backing down. The next day, he was basically like, I would murder Nico. And he was just like. He was just like, I can't believe he tried to say that I was a liar. Pretty much. He was like, that's how. [00:32:10] Speaker B: So see, this is where, like, him. Like, he. He always. He wants to do. That's why him and Justin were best friends, because they'll try and turn and make each other, like, victims. All I said to Marco, I said the phrase, Marco fluffs his scores. That's all I said. I never go back. And look, I never said once that Marco lies on. Lies on his grave. But first of all, everyone fluffs their scores. It's golf. And then. And then in the other sense, you should think in the bigger plan, like, Al and, like, who really gives a. What the score is at the end of the day? Like, after the conversation is over, I was like, but then again, it's like, I'm also just trying to have some banter with my brother. Like, yeah, obviously I'm unfortunate that, like, am I gonna be okay that Marco's golfing tomorrow and I'm not like, yeah, like, I didn't, you know, should have been quicker. [00:32:58] Speaker A: You had three minutes. [00:33:00] Speaker B: Someone had to work. I was working. So, yeah. And it is. And it is what it is. Michael's an idiot. [00:33:07] Speaker A: Well, first of all, you should thank Marco for giving you everything you've ever gotten, number one. [00:33:10] Speaker B: Number two, I don't. And I don't. Yeah, I don't. Number two, I'm not doing that either because I give Marco enough praise. And so, yeah, number two. [00:33:25] Speaker A: I think we need a golf match between you two. The way you guys are talking, I. [00:33:28] Speaker B: Don'T really know if I want to, like. I don't know if I'll be able to, like, kind of. Because, like, for some reason, like, I. [00:33:33] Speaker A: Do think it's a little crazy. [00:33:35] Speaker B: It did get really crazy really fast. But, like, I'm not the type of person to like that. Like, that doesn't. Like, Marco doesn't scare me. There's no threat there. I don't. I've been fighting, talking on the golf. Are you talking physically? Like, I've been fighting them my whole life. Like, I'm totally fine, dude. I'm totally fine with that. [00:33:55] Speaker A: When you guys fought on Easter that time, he was just play fighting. [00:33:58] Speaker B: That was just a place fight. Again, that was a quick. That was a quick jab to the jar. And he didn't like it, so he wanted to, like, try and wrestle me. That's what Maka would try and do if we fought right now. He would try and wrestle me. He can't. [00:34:09] Speaker A: It's probably a good idea. [00:34:10] Speaker B: He can't throw. Yeah. I mean, sure, in his opinion. Go. Go ahead. But, like, bring. Bring it on, dude. [00:34:17] Speaker A: Well, it's a. I've been doing martial arts. Is he not allowed to do mixed. [00:34:20] Speaker B: Martial arts street fight? Do whatever you want. [00:34:24] Speaker A: Okay. [00:34:24] Speaker B: You could do whatever you want. I don't care. Like, I'm. That stuff doesn't. That stuff doesn't bother me. What bothers me is talking like that over text through a phone. Because, like, we. What? You know, there's talkers and doers, man. That. That's all it is. You really want a problem? Approach me, and if you want to physically have a problem, go ahead. [00:34:43] Speaker A: I do think. Here's what I'll say. I think is weird. I think it's. This is what I'll say is weird in general. And this has nothing to do with Marco. I'm just saying, like, in general, people that, like, their ego gets hurt by their golf score are the biggest losers on the planet. No one gives a what you shoot. I don't care what Anyone else is. Shoot. All I care about is what I shoot. [00:35:02] Speaker B: I believe that I said that if. [00:35:04] Speaker A: Me and you were in some type of gambler match, then I will actually pay attention to your score. I couldn't give a less. You shoot 130. I couldn't give a less. You shoot 68. You shoot 68. I'm not sucking your dick. You shoot 130, I'm not sucking you dick. I couldn't give two shits less. Okay? [00:35:19] Speaker B: Absolutely. [00:35:20] Speaker A: If you lie about your score, you are a grade A loser because no one cares. So you're lying about something that no one actually cares about, which makes yourself which is way worse. [00:35:30] Speaker B: It's not like you're trying to cover up a murder. You know what I mean? [00:35:33] Speaker A: Now, another thing. If you, anyone that tells me their score, in my head, I go, yeah, okay, this kid's probably not taking his score, right? I do think that in my mind all the time, like, if Nico was to tell me he scored a 99, I'd be like, okay. In my head, I'd be like, well, how many mulligans did he take? How many gimmes did he take that were like, outside of like two and a half feet? All this stuff would compete in my head. Like, that ain't a real score in my head. But I won't, I don't care about it because I'm in my head, I'm just thinking like, you know, everyone here, they take mulligans, they take free relief. They put one into the thing, then they're not dropping four, they're dropping three. You know what I mean? Like, there's certain, there's a bunch of rules to golf like, that most, most amateurs right now don't understand so many. So they're doing a bunch of shit that most of most scores are fucking flu. And whether they know it or not. But if you knowingly are like, okay, yeah, I. I shot five shots less when you really shot like five shots more, you're a loser. You really are. You're the biggest loser on the planet. [00:36:32] Speaker B: I, I agree, I agree with you. [00:36:35] Speaker A: It's being like, it's. It's the same thing as, like, you bang five girls extra than you did. [00:36:41] Speaker B: Another thing or 100 another thing to lie about that like, no one would give a fuck. Less about. We're not 18 years old. [00:36:49] Speaker A: Well, that's what it is. It's immature. [00:36:51] Speaker B: Yeah. So it's like, again, to get and then to like, I got a friend that can't count. [00:36:57] Speaker A: We walk off to greens. I'm like, you absolutely did not get a five. And he means nothing by it. And then he looks at you, and his eyes are like this. He's just looking at you like, he's, like, trying to compute the numbers. I'm like, dude, what are you talking about? This, this. This. This, this. [00:37:12] Speaker B: I know, but. Oh, okay. [00:37:14] Speaker A: It's like. So sometimes that's. [00:37:16] Speaker B: That's annoying to me. I know. [00:37:17] Speaker A: I know. [00:37:18] Speaker B: That's annoying to me, bro. I hate. I don't want to do that, like, at all. And. And. But I will say, like, if we are going back to the cart, and, like, you do say that. And then I'm sitting there like, yo, like, I know for a fact that ain't it. Like, I know. [00:37:33] Speaker A: So this is what I said, ain't it? [00:37:34] Speaker B: Like, that's. [00:37:36] Speaker A: If y' all gonna compare your score to everybody else's score on that scorecard. If y' all gonna do that, keep an accurate scorecard. And then I. I won't say a word. If you start. If you don't compare it, I won't say a word, but if you start comparing your score to my score. And I haven't taken any mulligans. I haven't taken any gimmes, and my shit's correct. I haven't taken double par. I never take double par. I actually go ball and hole. I don't need double PA most of the time, thank goodness. I never pick my ball. [00:38:08] Speaker B: No, you. No, you never. But the point is, I have no problem knowing it. Like, you've gone for me right back. [00:38:13] Speaker A: Like, there's certain. It's. At certain points, you need to take double power, like, in terms of pace of play. But. Okay, so double par. I'll explain to you and explain to the audience. Double par is essentially, like, say that to par four, you can only get an eight on the hole, even though, like, you're still in the woods. You know what I mean? Just pick your ball up and go, because people could be there all day. [00:38:32] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:38:33] Speaker A: So, like, don't compare your score to my score. If my scorecards clean and yours is. That's the way I look at it. You know what I mean? [00:38:41] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:38:42] Speaker A: Okay. You're laying two. You are trying to hit your approach shot into the thing. Now you skull one over the back into the woods. You take a mulligan from there, you hit it onto the green, and you hit it in, and all of a sudden, that's a four or a six. [00:38:57] Speaker B: That's not even a six. [00:38:58] Speaker A: It's not even a six, dude. Then you're supposed to hit over there. Like, come on. So there's plenty of shit where people, I think a lot of people. My point is that I think a lot of people a fluff their score without realizing they're fluffing their score. I don't have as much of a problem as that as I have with the problem that people are doing it for, like, their own ego. Like, who cares? [00:39:18] Speaker B: I totally agree. I couldn't agree more. That's why after the fact, like, when, like all the dust settles, like, in true honesty, like, I think he looks like the, like, I, I just, it was just somebody poking at fun and by any means. And then to say that, like, feel highly disregarded and disrespectful or something like that. I don't know what he was saying. I was like, this is like so ridiculous. Like, this is like the most ridiculous way to, to take banter. We're talking about golf. I like, I said, I'm like, I'm not talking about your well being. I'm not talking about what you do on the Internet. I'm not talking about girls you date. I'm not talking about anything like, legitimately personal that I would, that would strike this type of reaction out of you. I'm talking about your fucking golf score. Are you serious? All right. That's when I was like, okay, all right, buddy. All right, listen. [00:40:11] Speaker A: The only time you're allowed mulligans is when you buy mulligans or like a breakfast ball. No one like really gives mulligans. Don't like, if you're not keeping your score. Mulligan the fuck it up. Or just don't tell me what you put down for your score. Don't be like, oh, I scored 100 when you had seven mulligans. And then you asked me my score, I was like, oh, I was pretty close to you. No, you absolutely were not even in the same ballpark. [00:40:35] Speaker B: Me? Yeah, I, I agree, but I, I don't. [00:40:38] Speaker A: I just think that some people don't know the etiquette of golf. I'm not. And this is not towards Marco. He's never going to listen to this anyways. I'm just saying in general, everybody is on the same planet. Most people that they, they, they fluff their score without realizing it. They think that it's like, you're allowed mulligans. You're not allowed mulligans, dude. Your score is invalid at that point. I think I said that in the group Channel. If you use mulligans, you are lying on your score. [00:41:02] Speaker B: And I'll tell you right, And I'll tell you right now. Like, at that king rail round, there was a. He at least had two mulligans, at least of them. I marked him down. Like, he was like, mark it down on the scorecard. I marked one down. But I know that there was. [00:41:15] Speaker A: Like, you should start knocking them down. [00:41:17] Speaker B: Then I knew that there was a multiple. There was multiple times, which I don't care about. Which I don't care about. Like, he was having tough time getting off the tee box on one hole, and so did I. And I was like, dude, just hit another one. You know what I mean? Because, like, we're just two dudes out there golfing, right? [00:41:33] Speaker A: And I'm fine with that. But that's that. And that's how it should be. It's just like that. When you get into the score, it's like, dude, that's. You can't put that score into your app. [00:41:42] Speaker B: That's your Grint or whatever. [00:41:44] Speaker A: You can't put it into your grunts. [00:41:45] Speaker B: Al, I didn't even take. [00:41:46] Speaker A: Why would you want your handicap to be lower once you start, like, betting people? Why would you want it to be lower anyways, Al? [00:41:53] Speaker B: I didn't even keep my score that round. I didn't even care. [00:41:56] Speaker A: That's fine. And then it's like, I'm just golfing. [00:41:58] Speaker B: I'm just fucking golfing. I'm adult. I'm just a dope mini golfing. I'm not trying to keep a score here. Like, would I have. Would I have if I remembered to grab a scorecard? Yeah. But at that point, I'm like, fuck it. I'm not. Like, at the end of the round, I didn't compute what I had. Like, that's what I mean. I'm like, damn, bro, that's crazy. Like, you're sitting there talking crazy. Like, the last time that we were. The last time that we were out, Like, I'm pretty sure, like. Like, that's a fluff score. Like, you wrote down a score when there was mulligans involved and breakfast balls involved. [00:42:32] Speaker A: I agree with what you're saying. If he is. If you went with him the other day and he did have Mulligan's breakfast balls, you can tell someone they fluffed their score. You could say that to them because that's a fluff, whether they know it or not, Whether he's trying to lie. [00:42:48] Speaker B: Like, you call me a liar. [00:42:49] Speaker A: I don't think you're calling a liar. [00:42:50] Speaker B: Like, a legit, pathological liar. Like, no, relax. I'm just saying that, like, you exactly what. [00:42:57] Speaker A: I understand the terminology. [00:42:59] Speaker B: Like, he takes it way too personal, dude. [00:43:01] Speaker A: And again, yeah, I don't think. I don't think he should have, like, got that jacked up. That's just us. [00:43:05] Speaker B: I didn't even. That crazy. [00:43:07] Speaker A: It's not like, you were in the middle, like. Like company. That's not. That doesn't know you. [00:43:11] Speaker B: It's me, you and him. [00:43:12] Speaker A: Yeah. It's like, I'm like. I can see. Like, if you did that in public, like, that's a dick move to be like, oh, yeah, okay, kid. Yeah, right? Yeah. Okay. [00:43:20] Speaker B: I was like. Did I ever post anything saying that? Like, nothing. I've never said nothing. It's you and him. Like, it's like three brothers in a group chat, essentially. That's literally what it is. Like that. And then if. If. And here's the thing. If Al was to say that to him, he'd, like, would go probably bullet point for bullet point of, like, explaining to Al, like, how it all goes. But since it's me, it's. Yeah. I'm gonna smash your teeth down your throat. Okay. All right. [00:43:46] Speaker A: I want. Yeah. [00:43:47] Speaker B: Good luck. [00:43:47] Speaker A: So it. That's what. That would be my first if. If I was to, like, investigate people's scores. Like, if I was investigated, that would be my first question. Did you use a mulligan? If you used a mulligan that scores invalid. [00:43:58] Speaker B: I know there's legit one that I wrote down, but I know that there was one hole, like, in particular that me and him both took multiple tee shots off the teed box. [00:44:07] Speaker A: We actually have a rule usually when we go out that if. If there's a range on the course and you use the range, you don't get breakfast ball. But there's no. Like, if you can hit some balls beforehand. Like, say you go, like. Like somewhere like Waverly Oaks or like. [00:44:21] Speaker B: Black Swan, if you can. Yep. [00:44:24] Speaker A: That Breakfast ball is just gone. Like, you don't even get that sometimes. You know what I mean? And then that first one's like, all right, breakfast ball, but let's say it's hole two, and you fucking stick it into the woods. Fuck you, dude. Breakfast balls. It's gone after round one. [00:44:37] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:44:37] Speaker A: Like, after the first hole, first shot, you've already warmed up. You took your four swings, dude. [00:44:41] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:44:42] Speaker A: So that's how I. I would like to play. Like, but you got to be. You know, there's also etiquette. Like, it all depends on, like, I don't give a fuck if Michael wants to take 60. Mulligan's fine. Just don't, like, put my score up next to your score, especially if you do it online. Like, don't be like, okay, I was within 5 of Al. You were within maybe 25 of me. You know what I mean? That's where I. I could see it getting crazy. [00:45:06] Speaker B: Right? I. I totally agree with you. I don't. Again, I don't think what I said was, like, totally inaccurate or totally disrespectful. I think that has everything to do with mock. [00:45:16] Speaker A: So we're never having a match and we're not going to see a fight. [00:45:18] Speaker B: We might. Might. We might never. We might never see a match. I just don't want. Because I just don't either. [00:45:25] Speaker A: People would be begging for that. [00:45:26] Speaker B: I just don't want to deal with it. I. I don't have to deal with. I don't actually. Don't. I actually don't have to deal with anything. [00:45:31] Speaker A: Golf. [00:45:32] Speaker B: I could do it. [00:45:33] Speaker A: Video it. [00:45:33] Speaker B: I could. I could do it. I'd be perfectly fine with it. Again, my. [00:45:37] Speaker A: My thing is no mulligans. Everything's ball and hole. I would say no gimmes. This shouldn't. And I.0.0 gimmes. [00:45:44] Speaker B: Yeah. I feel. [00:45:46] Speaker A: I think you guys drive in the same car together, so you have to go to each one of your balls so you can watch them. You have to do. [00:45:52] Speaker B: Not going to be in the same cot as him. No way. [00:45:54] Speaker A: Why? [00:45:54] Speaker B: Because he stresses. Because, dude, like, even just going, like, even just going like, with him. It's a very rare occasion where you go and have a good round of golf. A mock. When he doesn't like, stress you out because, like, he just has these breakdowns, dude, and it's just like, chill out. [00:46:12] Speaker A: But when you're playing something like that, like, I'll be honest, I love when people get jacked up and especially if I'm facing them. And. [00:46:20] Speaker B: Yeah, that's like you and Alex, dude. It's like, oh, it's the best. That's like playing. That's like taking candy from a baby bro. [00:46:26] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:46:26] Speaker B: You know what I mean? [00:46:27] Speaker A: So let's get tobacco on the. On the thing, on the. [00:46:30] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. You didn't want to forget about it. [00:46:32] Speaker A: Yeah, I didn't want to forget about it and I didn't forget about it. So I probably do like five or six scrambles a year. Usually charity scrambles will throw a. [00:46:42] Speaker B: Force them in the best, dude, you're the best. You're the best for that. That's why I was so pissed off. [00:46:48] Speaker A: I have. I have a rule. This is how. This is my usual rule. Yeah, you have to come, you have to stay after. And I'd prefer if you drank and had a good time. Now. That doesn't mean, like. So I, like, I had a. The other day, I had to go. I couldn't drink, right? I'm on antibiotics. I couldn't drink. They basically telling me, this leg's gone if I don't fucking take this serious. So I gotta fucking. I can't drink it is what it is. So I'm not drinking. Whatever. I'm still having a good time. Couple cigars, you know, whatever. This tournament always does run late, so I'm gonna give this that. It runs late and it runs long. Now, I. I will stop inviting people if they don't stay and they don't have a good time. Like, if they leave early, all that shit. Usually, like, even if they leave early from the reception, like, you got to eat, you know what I mean? After, like, let's get some food. Whole thing, it's a daytime thing. [00:47:42] Speaker B: I got initiated. I got initiated. I stayed and accept. [00:47:45] Speaker A: You stayed and accepted. I actually had to leave early this time, which is crazy. Like, I had to leave at fucking 7:30, when I think it ended at like 8:30. So whatever. But I got through the golf okay. About seven holes in Marco's, like, do you care if I leave? Like, I was like, no, I don't care if you leave at all. Like, fine, go right ahead. Now he saw. He left seven holes in. Now, we were waiting because it was like we were behind a threesome, which I've never seen in a scramble, and a, A B in a C group. So we were waiting every hole and it was taking a while. And he said he had something to do with six, so he left it like four. What do you think I should do for that? Like, I don't think I can ever invite him to a scramble again. I had. I had the people in front of me and behind me that were like, waiting. So the people we were waiting on and the people behind me been like, what happened to your fourth guy? I'm like, oh, you had to go. He's like, you can't invite him again. I'm like, you're right. He can never get invited. [00:48:41] Speaker B: I don't know, dude. You know I would never leave. [00:48:44] Speaker A: So. [00:48:44] Speaker B: Yeah, that's tough, dude. That's tough. Seven holes leave seven holes out of 18. 18 out of 18. [00:48:52] Speaker A: Maybe it was like eight holes. But still. It is. [00:48:54] Speaker B: But still not even like, not even like on the 15th. [00:48:57] Speaker A: Do you know what's funny? [00:48:58] Speaker B: I mean, I couldn't even remotely think of like being invited and like saying you're gonna play and then leaving. [00:49:03] Speaker A: I think that my brain is actually pretty good at math. Like, I feel like I have a good math brain. I've always had a good math brain. My brain has like a block on it. Like when my wife calls and she's like. And I'm at a scrambler, she's like, how many holes you left? Got left? I'm like, I got no clue. When you, When I'm on a scramble, I'm like, because you're not starting on one. Like your brain doesn't calculate how many holes you have. Like you said like, I think we started on maybe seven or something like that. And I. You just can't calculate. Like. [00:49:35] Speaker B: Yeah, the last one that we. The last one that me, you, Merc and I think. And Paulie on like 6. I totally forgot at what point where what? [00:49:43] Speaker A: Yeah, I don't know what it is. It's like, it's. For some reason my mind goes in. [00:49:47] Speaker B: Yeah. Tedesco 1. I had no idea like where we were like, Cuz we started, I think like on 18. No, we started like, I don't know where we started. We might start at like 2 or something. I have no idea, bro. Like one of the first holes, I. [00:50:02] Speaker A: Think it was like five. [00:50:03] Speaker B: Yeah, something like that. It was just towards the end. I had no idea how many holes we had left. Cuz I was like, where did we start? [00:50:09] Speaker A: Yeah, exactly. It's like you're just sitting there and you're just trying to calculate. I'm like, I've got. I always tell her. I'm like, I got no clue how many holes I have left. I have no clue. We don't start on one. It's like, I don't even try to calculate it now. But yeah, so Mako Mako actually played pretty good. He didn't play that bad. Like, he wasn't spraying the ball too bad. I mean, I could see him needing a couple mulligans. Once he left though, we went on fire, I'll tell you that much. Because we all. We got like an extra shot. So like we were like, you know, the kid that's hitting the wedge is good. You get the extra wedge shot. The kid that's putting better. You hit the putter and we Were just rolling every putter. [00:50:45] Speaker B: That's awesome. [00:50:45] Speaker A: So it was like. It was addition by subtraction. So, like, if he didn't come, I swear to God, we might have went, like, real low. Real, real low. [00:50:54] Speaker B: Real low. [00:50:55] Speaker A: That's how. And I'm not saying he played that. I'm not saying he played back because we did use a few of his shots. I'm just saying, like, in general, I don't know if we just hit, like, a groove once he left, or we were like, marco, we're really gonna stick a score up. We were dropping putts like you read about. [00:51:08] Speaker B: Nice. Yeah, that's good. [00:51:11] Speaker A: I would say it's the best we've ever putted. [00:51:14] Speaker B: Usually. I. I got the good. I. I remember. I remember when I came. I. The thing I did. You took a few of my drives and I banged some putts home. That's. That's what I did. [00:51:23] Speaker A: You used to banging putts. [00:51:24] Speaker B: That's it. That's it. But that's crazy. [00:51:28] Speaker A: I didn't think. [00:51:29] Speaker B: I didn't think he'd leave. [00:51:30] Speaker A: I wish that they would have fought. They didn't fight. They don't want to have the match. They are being pussies, the both of them. That's just part for the course. There's still. Kid. Kid still hasn't kicked a field goal. [00:51:41] Speaker B: I know, dude, I know. [00:51:42] Speaker A: That's bad. [00:51:43] Speaker B: That's. That's aged. That's aged insanely three years. But, like, right now I'm only. I'm in. I'm only in, like. I'm only in, like, huge money, though. [00:51:53] Speaker A: So I would pay huge money for you to attempt to kick this kick and just, like, tear your acl. That would be. I swear to God, that video would crash everything in the world. That's. [00:52:03] Speaker B: So I would be like, I went to Chris Brown on Monday. [00:52:08] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. How was that? [00:52:09] Speaker B: Unbelievable. That was unbelievable. That was awesome. [00:52:12] Speaker A: Do you care at all that he beat the piss out of Rihanna or not really? [00:52:14] Speaker B: I mean, that's unfortunate. I don't. I don't condone that. But Chris Brown, the artist. [00:52:20] Speaker A: So you're separating the art from the artist? [00:52:22] Speaker B: Yeah, the person from the performer? Yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:52:25] Speaker A: So like Michael Jackson. He does have jams. You don't care that he used to diddle the kids? Where do you think they went? Chrissy? They're just hiding. She's not missing. She was with me earlier. [00:52:41] Speaker B: Anywho, Kid, we'll see if the cab. [00:52:43] Speaker A: The cat's missing. It is what it is. [00:52:45] Speaker B: The cat turns up if the cat dies. [00:52:47] Speaker A: The cat. Did you go check in that room? [00:52:49] Speaker B: If he dies, he does. It was awesome. I don't know what. What did you just. What did you ask him? [00:52:55] Speaker A: Chris Brown? [00:52:56] Speaker B: Yeah. Awesome. It was great. So much fun. [00:53:04] Speaker A: I mean, so she panicked. The cat was in another room. This is what we got to deal with. [00:53:09] Speaker B: Luckily, she's not deceased, but, yeah, super fun. After I was dancing my ass off down at a great Game On. I was really, really letting it loose. It was at one point where I figured out that, like, working out and, like, my body started to feel good so I could start moving more. Like my. I realized, like, when we went to our cousin Ralphie's wedding that Al unfortunately couldn't go to. I was very heavy then. Very heavy. So, like, when I like to dip down and, like, drop and, like, pop back up, I. It couldn't. I could only do it, like, once, and then I'm out of breath at this point. Now I can dance, and I'm not really that out of breath unless I get it really ramped up. So I was basically cutting it loose. I was doing great. We were having a great time. I got shutouts from everybody, which was nice. I got. [00:54:00] Speaker A: At that wedding. [00:54:01] Speaker B: I got danced up. No, not at the wedding. Totally would not. We're past the wedding. [00:54:04] Speaker A: Oh, you passed away. [00:54:05] Speaker B: Just saying now that I'm like, you. [00:54:06] Speaker A: Know, which is crazy. Like, I didn't go to that wedding. And then by the time I. They got back, I think they got divorced. Like, that's how fast. That's. That's how long. That's terrible. That thing lasted, like, a couple. [00:54:18] Speaker B: That gives me. That gives me. [00:54:19] Speaker A: That was like, a shot of espresso. [00:54:21] Speaker B: If I didn't already have, like, a shot of, like. If I didn't even have, like, a shot, Hope, of, like, actually being in a relationship and getting married one day. This in particular person who is, like, the, like, nicest dude in the absolute world. [00:54:34] Speaker A: Yeah, obviously, this girl's a cunt. [00:54:35] Speaker B: And she. And yeah. And, like, she just left them at, like. It gives me. I feel so bad. I hate thinking about it because I, like, I feel for that guy. [00:54:43] Speaker A: Yeah, I agree. [00:54:44] Speaker B: You know what I mean? Like, most of us have, like, thicker skin and, like, you know, we can really, like, just persevere and get on that. But that kid's taking some lumps, and that's. That's. [00:54:53] Speaker A: Can I ask you a question? [00:54:54] Speaker B: That's one. [00:54:54] Speaker A: Is it. And this might just be me, but I know it's not just me because I always, like, I'll, like, talk to a buddy of mine and, like, we'll, like. He'll be like, yo, did you hear about this? And it'll be like, you know, something like, so serious. And then, like, we'll just stop bursting out laughing. Like, when I heard that he got divorced, I obviously laughed. Like, I don't know if that's, like, a nervous trait sometimes. Like, sometimes, like, if someone gets cancer, I'll be like, wow, that Fogg. It sucks for that guy. [00:55:21] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. [00:55:22] Speaker A: I mean, like, it's like I'm trying to be a dick. [00:55:24] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:55:25] Speaker A: At the same time, like, a good laugh. [00:55:27] Speaker B: I mean, a good laugh to laugh at that. I always say, like, you know, I live to laugh, so. I laugh at a lot of shit. I laugh at a lot of bad stuff. I laugh at more bad stuff than probably good stuff, to be honest with you. So hearing that, that. I hear you, you could laugh about that. That was a stinger, though. That was a stinger, though. For me. I definitely was like, God, I was. My reaction was probably more like, are you kidding? [00:55:49] Speaker A: Well, ain't but hoes and tricks. That's what it is. [00:55:53] Speaker B: That's what exactly what it is, right, Chris? [00:55:56] Speaker A: Don't worry. I just ordered it on Amazon. Your referee outfit, it's coming in. [00:56:01] Speaker B: Yeah. So when I heard. When I heard that, I was just more like. I felt bad. I was like, damn, dude, that is ass. Like, that's ass. [00:56:09] Speaker A: I'm like, that'll, like, play it back in my head. Like, how is it. It said to this person? Like, where was he? [00:56:15] Speaker B: Oh, I. I don't do that. That's. [00:56:16] Speaker A: I. I do play it back. Like, I just, like, think, like, what happened? Like, did he just walk in and, like, everything was gone? [00:56:24] Speaker B: Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. The mother. The mother gave me, like, a real lengthy breakdown, and the kid's like, the. [00:56:30] Speaker A: Nicest kid in the. [00:56:31] Speaker B: At one of the christenings. Nicest dude in the world. Nicest dude. [00:56:33] Speaker A: Well, we're gonna have to blank out his name because you dropped his name. We could have just said something. Now he has his name now. People are going to put it together now, maybe. You know what I mean? Now they're gonna. Someone's gonna cut this and send it to him. Probably so. [00:56:44] Speaker B: Or not. Or they won't do that. But we can definitely bleep out the name for sure. [00:56:50] Speaker A: If someone ever did that, I would clean them the out. Let's put that on on the record. [00:56:55] Speaker B: If. [00:56:55] Speaker A: If someone sent this to them, I'd clean them the up. Like. Like Marco said, he clean you the out. [00:57:00] Speaker B: Good. Nice. Yeah, Nice. [00:57:02] Speaker A: I do like that line. Clean the out. I think a lot of people like that one. [00:57:07] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. Then when he hit me with writing checks that I can't cash, he did. [00:57:15] Speaker A: Do that, which I thought was kind of like. [00:57:18] Speaker B: He just kind of did. Well, he's just kind of recycling the same thing over and over again, to be honest. But. Yeah. No, that's an unfortunate. [00:57:27] Speaker A: That was a big. I'll eat you then out a rail, man. [00:57:33] Speaker B: That's funny. [00:57:35] Speaker A: That was always kind of like my go to. [00:57:36] Speaker B: Like, I think I. I think you used to say, I'll level you. Like, I'll level you. [00:57:41] Speaker A: That was. Yours was just. [00:57:42] Speaker B: I'll level you maybe. Yeah. And again, this is very, like, on the playground. What? No, thank you. From. [00:57:52] Speaker A: Is it raw? He only raw. [00:57:54] Speaker B: Yeah. From where? Oh, Dempsey's. That's down the street from me. That's an Everett. That's an Everett. Yeah. It's right next to last. [00:58:04] Speaker A: Hold on. This can't be true. This could be a huge development. [00:58:12] Speaker B: What, you gonna speak? [00:58:28] Speaker A: You gonna spit it out? You gonna talk? Oh, my. He's in a. Wow. This is huge. I don't even know if I could talk about this right now. [00:58:49] Speaker B: This might have to be an off air. Off air talk here. [00:58:55] Speaker A: Oh, my God. Look at this. That's a big development. That's a big development. I hate being this guy. Jesus. [00:59:17] Speaker B: Because I'm not even. Not Nothing. Nothing relevant to you. [00:59:22] Speaker A: I understand it. Because at some point you should move. [00:59:25] Speaker B: To that model, but you have to have years, and you got to have. You got to have years. Years and stats. [00:59:31] Speaker A: Not for. Not for the. Not for the. You know, not for the riders. Not for the riders. Not the people that are riding with you. You can't. You can't do that. [00:59:39] Speaker B: No, no, you do it for the Jimmy's and the Joes. You don't do it for the bros. Yeah. [00:59:44] Speaker A: You do it for the Jimmy's and the Joes, not for the bros. I like that line. I'm actually going to type that. The Jimmy's. [00:59:55] Speaker B: It's unfortunate. [00:59:56] Speaker A: That's a big development. [00:59:57] Speaker B: It's too big of a number, too. [01:00:00] Speaker A: If I get that. If I. I might actually say ask him, and if he's like, cash at me 30, then I will go, no one's getting $30. [01:00:12] Speaker B: No, no. Yeah, you gotta have. You gotta have some. You gotta have some time stacked up on you here. [01:00:19] Speaker A: The Jimmy's and the Joes, not the. [01:00:22] Speaker B: Bros. Not for the. [01:00:23] Speaker A: Okay, Chrissy, hit the whistle. Hit the whistle, Chrissy. [01:00:30] Speaker B: Second quarter, is it switching together something like that? Pretty good. [01:00:35] Speaker A: Beyond second quarter now. [01:00:37] Speaker B: That was good. I mean, we. I think we merged first and second together. [01:00:40] Speaker A: We didn't have a masturbation. [01:00:41] Speaker B: We didn't have a ma. We didn't have a masturbation. No, we didn't. But it's like also, like, I want you to be prepared for this stuff. So like. Okay, you know, so we don't. [01:00:50] Speaker A: So we can't really get into the. We can't get in. [01:00:53] Speaker B: We can of course, drop it, like, but like say for like say for like halftime right now. Like, we don't really. I don't know if you really could think off the top of your head of like local. Like a local feel good story or anything like that. So you know what I mean? I. This stuff's easy. Like, obviously we can go right to the third quarter and all that and figure that all out once we get there. [01:01:12] Speaker A: Let's do some type of list or something in this second quarter, in this type of debate, some back and forth. What do you want it to be, Chrissy? What do you want to hear us talk about, Chris? I. Billie Eilish. [01:01:24] Speaker B: I have, I have, I have. I have something. [01:01:27] Speaker A: Okay. [01:01:29] Speaker B: My friend brought up something very apparent to me that I'm wondering. Is, is it really. Is it really all what it seems to be? Is it really all worth it? All right. [01:01:41] Speaker A: Is what worth it? [01:01:43] Speaker B: I'm just gonna say we're gonna start. We're gonna start here with what I'm gonna say. [01:01:47] Speaker A: Hold on. You say it's really. It's. Is it really all what it. What it seems like. Is that what you said to start? [01:01:55] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:01:56] Speaker A: So like the Holocaust, Is that what you're trying to say? Like that true? Is that. [01:02:00] Speaker B: No, that's not what I say. What are we talk and say all you can eat. [01:02:07] Speaker A: Okay. [01:02:07] Speaker B: All you can eat. [01:02:08] Speaker A: Okay. [01:02:09] Speaker B: Is it really. Is it. Is it a scam? [01:02:12] Speaker A: Are we. Oh, all you can eat buffet is just saying, right? [01:02:16] Speaker B: So like all you can eat at Hooters, for instance, I was told from guys that go and do some all you can eats at Hooters, particularly after the first round, the chicken immensely tastes different. And then that way you don't. You. You buy in for all you can eat, but you really. There's not. There's no like all you can eat. You just have like. [01:02:38] Speaker A: Do you think they're just getting Sick of it. [01:02:40] Speaker B: Maybe, Maybe. [01:02:41] Speaker A: Okay, so here's, here's what I'll say. Chrissy, this is actually a great thing for you to weigh in on. Did you ever have to shut anybody off at the Prince Buffet? All you can eat 5.99. No. Nobody. And you could just eat as much as you want. There's this famous story about a kid that we know that eats chicken pop sandwiches from Burger King, went to Prince. [01:03:04] Speaker B: Buffet, and you know him very well, Chris. [01:03:07] Speaker A: He had, I think, 32 slices of pizza. [01:03:10] Speaker B: Wow, that is crazy. [01:03:14] Speaker A: That is a P. And that's a thick pizza. That's not. That's not no thin pizza. [01:03:17] Speaker B: That's not no Popeye. [01:03:19] Speaker A: Yeah, 32 slices of pizza is kind of wild. And then we wonder why you get up to £400. [01:03:25] Speaker B: You know, that'll do it. [01:03:26] Speaker A: That'll. That's a good. That's a gateway drug to get you up. Yeah, you stretch your stomach at that point. [01:03:30] Speaker B: Absolutely, absolutely. I did that last night. [01:03:34] Speaker A: There are. Well, there is plenty of stories in the news, heroes and zeros about people getting like arrested at buffets for getting shut off. That's like Chinese food buffets, they're known to shut people off. [01:03:45] Speaker B: Facts. Yeah, you're like. They're like all day. Right. [01:03:48] Speaker A: So I think a lot of people have changed, like the terminology of it, like, maybe, I don't know what it is, like weight or how many, how many servings you can have for that reason. Because someone could put like Joey Chestnuts will put someone on a business. Joey Chestnut goes to an all you can eat. All you can eat wings. They're out of business. [01:04:07] Speaker B: They're out of wings for the day. [01:04:09] Speaker A: Yeah. So. [01:04:10] Speaker B: So I, I would just say like, all you can. All you can eat. Like, I could agree in the sense of like. So I don't know is buffets and all you can eat. Is it. Is that the same or are they different? I think usually, I think it's. I think it is very different. [01:04:25] Speaker A: I don't know. [01:04:25] Speaker B: Usually, obviously I think JV1's varsity, you know, so. [01:04:29] Speaker A: Okay, so what's JV? Buffets. [01:04:31] Speaker B: JV would be all you can eat. [01:04:33] Speaker A: Yeah. Okay, I agree. Because a buffet is like. [01:04:35] Speaker B: Wait, buffet. I mean, we go to wild. What's that? Wild country or west. What's that called in Medford that we used to. What did they used to have? Old country buffet. No, isn't that. [01:04:44] Speaker A: I don't think there was one in Medford. I used to go to the one up in Danvas where the Old guitar center was where the old guitar center is. [01:04:51] Speaker B: There was Yutaka Buffet. [01:04:52] Speaker A: I know Hometown Buffet. It was called. [01:04:55] Speaker B: I swear to God, in Medford at the metal. [01:04:58] Speaker A: There was buffets everywhere. Buffets are dead at the Meadow Glenn Mountain. [01:05:01] Speaker B: Dead. [01:05:01] Speaker A: Dead is a doing Covid bash that I. I think it was before COVID But yes. I think that places had a small buffet inside of that place. Like the hardcover. Hardcover had a great buffet. This retard. We used to work at Prince Great buffet for lunch. [01:05:17] Speaker B: I didn't even. I don't know if I must. I must know when I was younger and then since I haven't been to Prince, I like. It just hasn't clicked. But I used to dog. [01:05:26] Speaker A: Dog Prince buffet. You dog it. I would never eat the sauce because obviously, you know, I trust sauce elsewhere. So I used to just get the butter pasta. They just have pasta with butter. So you slam that, you put all that down, hammer it with the cheese. Oh, masturbate, and then you fucking. I would have like eight slices of pizza. [01:05:46] Speaker B: I would. [01:05:47] Speaker A: The bread. The goldfish. [01:05:49] Speaker B: I was just gonna say don't forget about the goldfish. And don't. Also don't forget about dead ice cream machine. [01:05:56] Speaker A: The ice cream machine. Yep. That was apparently cleaned every day. So it was a quality ice cream. [01:06:01] Speaker B: That is. That's. See, that's something we could definitely debate about. How often is actually, like the machines. [01:06:08] Speaker A: I think you can tell the difference. I think that when you have a bad soft serve and doesn't taste right, or it tastes like a little funky, then I'll clean the machine. Right. There's certain places that. Yeah. You got to clean your machine every day with a soft serve machine. It's. I just already said that. Thank you. Thanks for weighing in. Mo. Yeah. Soft serve ice cream, by the way, kind of blew my kid's mind a little bit and my wife's mind. Kels cream on the beach in Riviera. We'll call this a hero. I'm gonna put this as a hero. [01:06:44] Speaker B: Yeah. Okay. [01:06:45] Speaker A: They do soft serve with these flavor bursts. Really Cotton candy flavor burst in the soft serve, so it twists inside of it. Primo. Chris, would you say primo? [01:06:59] Speaker B: I might have to go and try and check that out. [01:07:01] Speaker A: Yep. And you could do multiple bursts. It's like only a dollar extra for the burst. And it basically makes you think, taste however the you want it to taste. [01:07:09] Speaker B: Interesting. Kel's cream might be the only place that I will get a soft serve from because that's all they have. I hate soft Serve. [01:07:16] Speaker A: But it's a creamy soft serve. [01:07:22] Speaker B: Well, it's like soft serve for me. Like gets, gets. Gets watery in like 30 seconds. That's why I hate soft serve. [01:07:28] Speaker A: It can't be sweet though either. Sometimes if you, if you like socks is. Got the sweetest soft serve on the planet. It like you almost like you feel like your teeth's gonna fall out. I don't like that either. Like, if it's too sweet, go yourself. Dairy Maids is watery now. All right. So I can get. I. I've been actually looking into some ice cream. So there's actually bases that they have all this shit they make it. It's called a base, right? So that you put that base into the machine, they might add a little cream, they add the sugar, you know what I mean? They have a regular base that you don't have to add nothing to. And that's your soft serve. They have different fat levels. So like 8% fat, 10 fat, 11 fat, meaning like cream. So like, I bet you Dairy Maids base is like 8% fat, so it's light fat. And maybe Kel's cream is like a 10 base so that you're getting more flavor and it's a little bit thicker. And they have what's called overrun, so you can set your machines to certain overrun, which will give you a different consistency. Like, it'll. So that base, if you have 100 overrun, is like ice cream. It'll double completely. [01:08:37] Speaker B: Wow. [01:08:38] Speaker A: And so like gelato would be like a 50 over on. You know how that's like, like thick and like it's got like a different texture. That's basically how it works. [01:08:46] Speaker B: Okay. [01:08:47] Speaker A: So it's all about overrunning the fat content inside the, inside the ice cream. So that's why you're getting different stuff. So now that's just me breaking down the science. I bet you didn't have that in your quarters, that I'm breaking down the science of ice cream right now for you. [01:08:59] Speaker B: No, but that's great. I'm glad that we're. I'm glad that we're doing that. That's a, that's a great matter. [01:09:03] Speaker A: Where would you say that in the quarter that fell? Because I did, I did drop a hero on that flavor burst. Cotton candy flavor burst. That. [01:09:12] Speaker B: I mean, I would say somewhere at the two, at the two minute warning. You know what I mean? You just kind of trot into it again. It's cool like this. I don't. I. I think it's gonna work. I think it's gonna work. Let's just. I say we try it for a couple episodes and just see how it goes. We got to do it legitimate from top to bottom to see how it actually goes. Right now it's kind of like a rough. Right now. We're just doing preseason. This is a preseason game. [01:09:36] Speaker A: Right. We're just feeling it out, you know, we're getting our lines together. We're seeing who the fucking Gold offense is going there. We're seeing who the starters are. [01:09:43] Speaker B: Yep. [01:09:44] Speaker A: We're trying to get. Get through the playbook, that's all. [01:09:47] Speaker B: But I. I like that. Why. Can I ask you why were you. So are you intrigued? Are you potentially in the market of making your own ice cream? [01:09:57] Speaker A: Potentially. Potentially. Potentially. Could be doing some gelato stuff. Potentially. [01:10:03] Speaker B: Oh, very nice. Very nice. I like it. I. I was starving for one on Saturday. [01:10:10] Speaker A: What kind did you get? [01:10:11] Speaker B: Katie, want to go get me? I actually. She. I think she might. Actually ended up getting me sorbet from Dolce. Right. Isn't that the one with the sorbet. [01:10:19] Speaker A: And what's it called? [01:10:20] Speaker B: Okay, I think I got sorbet. She got me sorbet. It was lemon and raspberry, by the way. It was unbelievable. [01:10:26] Speaker A: Yeah, that's so obey. [01:10:27] Speaker B: I can make. I can make all of that. I have a machine, so you do. [01:10:32] Speaker A: You have a ninja creamy machine? That was the only thing she gave you that was actually worth anything. She gave you, like, crippling anxiety about, like, relationships in the future? [01:10:40] Speaker B: Yeah, I have, like, severe trust issues. [01:10:42] Speaker A: Yeah, it's not your severe trust issues. You don't even know, like, I bet you, you're just, like, folding your sheets and you don't even. Like, you don't even know where to put them back in your own house now because of the ones she gets back. [01:10:53] Speaker B: No, that's bad. Funny you say that. I have sheets in, like, three different spots in my apartment. [01:10:59] Speaker A: Just, like, where do I. I don't even know where to put these things. But, yeah, my favorite. I think my favorite gelato might be coconut. I feel like. [01:11:07] Speaker B: Well, I hate coconut. [01:11:09] Speaker A: Let me. Okay, I'm gonna categorize this. [01:11:11] Speaker B: Besides our coconut shrimp at Wicked Craft, I hate everything else coconut. [01:11:15] Speaker A: Here's my thing with. Sometimes you want something refreshing, Sometimes you want something, like, savory. So, like, if I'm going refreshing, I'm going coconut. If I'm going, like, just what I would always go. I'd probably go like a coffee Oreo, if they have it. Coffee Oreo slaps. [01:11:35] Speaker B: That's. That's a great Combination. I do not like cookies and cream. I think it is very fucking. [01:11:41] Speaker A: No coffee. [01:11:42] Speaker B: I think it's very white bread. I think it's very boring. [01:11:44] Speaker A: I did have peanut butter rodeo at Richardson's, which was pretty fucking delicious too. Peanut butter Oreo, Chris, Is it peanut butter Oreo? [01:11:50] Speaker B: That's not bad. [01:11:51] Speaker A: Yes. Peanut butter and coffee Oreo. Probably my top two. [01:11:55] Speaker B: That's not ice cream flavors. That's not. [01:11:57] Speaker A: But if I'm going refreshing, a nice coconut gelato. Even the a lemon sorbet is great. [01:12:02] Speaker B: Lemon, Dude. The lemon and raspberry sorbet combo was. It was. It was tier. It was top tit. It was awesome. [01:12:07] Speaker A: Top titty. [01:12:08] Speaker B: It was. It was very good. It was very Agree with Mao that. [01:12:10] Speaker A: The tit is gone, that people don't respect the tit anymore. [01:12:18] Speaker B: Very, very good. Very good thing to conversate about and debate about. I don't believe it is absolutely gone at all. I. [01:12:26] Speaker A: Do you think that people care more about asses because everyone's like, oh, I'm an ass man. I will say that there's been a shift in the thing that everyone's like, oh, we need a nice ass. When people like who. This was a thing. Right now. The Hooters girls don't even have tits anymore. [01:12:38] Speaker B: They don't. I. I think people get mass production. I think that it should be abolished. Or the name. [01:12:43] Speaker A: No one's getting an asteroid. [01:12:44] Speaker B: Or the name. [01:12:47] Speaker A: Who is it? No, someone's at the front door. [01:12:59] Speaker B: Hold on. Someone is at the front door. I don't. Honestly, if we're just being. If we're being honest, guys, this is a great idea, and I think it's here to stay. Right now. We are somewhere in the second. Second quarter. All right, now. All right, maybe she's. Maybe she's trying to sp again. Maybe she's spreading, you know, passage of Jesus. [01:13:49] Speaker A: Politicians, they suck now. She lost the vote. That's. That's a good point. [01:13:56] Speaker B: Oh, here we go. [01:13:57] Speaker A: If you knock on someone's door. Okay, I know that this is what you guys think. Like Joanne. Joanne McKenna from Reveal. I told her I'd probably vote for her. I don't vote. I'm not voting for some mid election. The only person I'll vote for is. [01:14:12] Speaker B: She was my cinematography teacher. So if you do get the chance to vote for her. So I. [01:14:16] Speaker A: Is she nice? [01:14:17] Speaker B: Yes. [01:14:18] Speaker A: Okay, here's my only beef. [01:14:19] Speaker B: Yeah, she's. She's pretty. She's pretty chill. [01:14:22] Speaker A: She did seem actually really nice. [01:14:23] Speaker B: That was. That was her. [01:14:24] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:14:25] Speaker B: Oh, wow. [01:14:26] Speaker A: She'll answer the door. [01:14:26] Speaker B: If I answer the door, she would have been like, oh, what's going. [01:14:29] Speaker A: She did look at the hat, and I think she stared at the hat for a second. I was like, why do you have a guinea hat on? Listen, anyways, this is just for politicians in general. Stop knocking on people's doors. It's unnecessary. Go wave your fucking thing on the side of the road. Don't knock on people's doors. Don't ask to put a sign on someone's fucking lawn. No one wants to see you. I don't even want to see my own fucking family. Knock on the door. You think I want to see your fucking ass? It's ridiculous. Like, they. Like, if I ever won that sweepstakes where they come in with a big check, I wouldn't even answer the door. Like, I would have never answered that door. She's just like, someone's at the door. The way that she made it sound like I thought it was some, like, hoodlum at the door. The way that my wife said, that sucks. It was some old lady. The girl's like, probably 55 years old. [01:15:17] Speaker B: That also sucks, dude. This woman's going door to door knocking, being like, hey, you want to vote? [01:15:22] Speaker A: There's nothing good. Has anything good come from answering your door? Nothing. Has anything ever come from answering you door? That was good. [01:15:29] Speaker B: No. It's usually somebody that wants to give you something that you don't exactly. It's like, oh, do you need solar? Yeah, do you need solar? [01:15:35] Speaker A: Like, we could really save your electric bill. Try this. Try this new cable company that just came in. We only got seven channels. We're out. [01:15:45] Speaker B: We're outreaching about Jesus. It's like, guy, come on, stop. [01:15:49] Speaker A: I will tell you one thing. If you come to door to door, sell some candy or something, than, you. [01:15:53] Speaker B: Know, Girl scout cookies are always. [01:15:56] Speaker A: That's. That's exception. That's different. [01:15:58] Speaker B: That's an exception. [01:15:59] Speaker A: That's. Everyone loves it. [01:16:00] Speaker B: That's coming with something that somebody is excited to see. [01:16:03] Speaker A: Yes, you would be excited. [01:16:05] Speaker B: Oh, my God, the cookies. [01:16:06] Speaker A: No one likes politicians. It's like, that's. Yes. [01:16:10] Speaker B: It's like, duh. No one likes Sola. People like Reese Cups. Like, what the Are we talking about. [01:16:16] Speaker A: A Caramel Delight, A Samoa, Whatever you call them now. They change the name every week. That. I guess certain parts of the fucking country have different names for those. [01:16:26] Speaker B: Caramel Delight, Thin Mints out of the freezer. [01:16:29] Speaker A: I'm a big. The Peanut butter guy ain't bad either. Peanut Butter Cookie Ain't bad. It's like a better Nutta Butter and not, you know, I might have killed a whole not a butter package last week. [01:16:39] Speaker B: I can't have Nutter Butters anymore because literally, while living here as a kid, Nana would have them all the time. [01:16:45] Speaker A: Great cookie. [01:16:46] Speaker B: I would eat a whole package of them and I would reek of peanut butter. Like, I would, like, I would reek. I would fucking legitimate reek of peanut butter. [01:16:54] Speaker A: All right, rank your top five cookies right now. And I'm talking packaged cookies. I'm not talking. [01:17:01] Speaker B: By brand, so we're talking like, you know, my. The stuff that I get. Elmet Fuds. [01:17:06] Speaker A: Yep. [01:17:06] Speaker B: Is it. Does it have to be like 1 through 5? Does it. Can it be any order or does it have to be talked? [01:17:11] Speaker A: No, I want top five. You could start from the bottom up down to the bottom. I don't care which way you give it. But I want a top five. I want it ranked. I'm not letting you off the hook where you can't, like, make a choice between them. That's crazy. [01:17:24] Speaker B: Okay, all right, all right. I can do that for you. That's super easy right now. It's going to be. Top of the list is double stuffed almond Fudd cookies. [01:17:32] Speaker A: I agree with that. [01:17:32] Speaker B: Okay. [01:17:33] Speaker A: It's a great cookie. [01:17:34] Speaker B: In second is going to be the Chips Ahoy. [01:17:36] Speaker A: Just a plain Chips Ahoy Blue. [01:17:38] Speaker B: Ahoy Blue Chips Ahoy. [01:17:39] Speaker A: Are you hitting that with milk or you just eating them raw? [01:17:43] Speaker B: I'm. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna be real and say I eat them raw because I don't hold milk. I don't have milk in my fridge. I don't. I don't ever have milk. I don't. You. But I agree. [01:17:52] Speaker A: Why? [01:17:52] Speaker B: I never usually, like, I stopped eating cereal, like, a long time ago. Even though I'll get into a snack that I. I have came across being again, infused. So it's kind of crazy. I'm not gonna lie to you. It might be one of the craziest snacks in the world. [01:18:06] Speaker A: What's your snack? [01:18:07] Speaker B: All right, I take a solo cup and I layered the solo cup. Chocolate chips, Lucky Charms, more chocolate chips. [01:18:16] Speaker A: Whoa, Chocolate chip cereal. [01:18:17] Speaker B: No, chocolate chips. Like semi sweet morsels. [01:18:21] Speaker A: What the fuck? That doesn't go with Lucky Charms. [01:18:23] Speaker B: Yes, it does. Yes, it does. [01:18:25] Speaker A: No, it doesn't. [01:18:26] Speaker B: Yes, it does. When your leg is not like Alex Smith's, you will try this snack with your eyes closed. Tell me. It might be one of the best things chocolate. Let me. Let me say it. All right. A solo cup. Chocolate chips. I get. Now I'm kind of. I've got an arousement for the Lucky Charms. And they got the mega, mega large rainbow marshmallows now. So we got that. So Lucky Charms, more chocolate chips. Lucky Charms, more chocolate chips. Lucky Charms till we get to the top of the cup. Essentially, put your hand over the top of the cup, give it a little shake, get them all mixed up, toss it back. [01:19:05] Speaker A: He's eating a half of a solo cup of chocolate chips. Just chocolate chip morsels mixed with lucky chops. That is crazy. Dude. You are eating. I bet you the weight of that's like a half a pound. Dude. He's eating a half a pound. That's a thick. [01:19:30] Speaker B: I gotta stop. I had to stop. [01:19:32] Speaker A: Yeah, you're eating chocolate like it's. You're popping chocolate like it's a. I don't even know what it is. Like, it's a. I don't even know. It's a great. It's crazy. [01:19:40] Speaker B: First of all, it happened by. It happened by accident, and it was great. I was in bed just, like, chilling. I knew I didn't have work the next morning. I was like, you know what I got? Got Lucky Charms in my cabinet, and I also got chocolate chips. So I. Then my mind was like, how can I get both of these to enjoy? Can I enjoy both of these? And I was like, all right. So instead of having a half a cup of. Half a solo cup of chocolate chips, how can I then incorporate the Lucky Charms? And so then I put the Lucky Charms on talk of on top of the chocolate chips. And then I happen to just kind of toss it back, because I'll just eat it out of the cup like that. Like, funnel it into the mouth and the cereal, the chocolate chip, and the marshmallow. It was amazing. It's basically like. It's basically like a s'. More. Like a fused s'. [01:20:32] Speaker A: More. [01:20:34] Speaker B: And 100 tastes like a s', more, but like an instant s'. [01:20:38] Speaker A: More. [01:20:38] Speaker B: And it's awesome. So, anywho, back to the top five cooking. [01:20:43] Speaker A: You cannot. You can't. [01:20:45] Speaker B: Like, I can't continue to eat like that. [01:20:47] Speaker A: No. [01:20:48] Speaker B: And not. And not pay the price for that. [01:20:50] Speaker A: That's crazy, dude. [01:20:51] Speaker B: What do you mean, that's crazy? You know me, bro. You've seen me eat. [01:20:54] Speaker A: I know, dude. I remember you eating frosting. I get it. It's still crazy. It's nuts. That's a nuts. That's not even a good snack. Like, I don't know. Okay, let's go back to the cookies. Like, you may seem like I made this snack, like, it's gonna get people going. Like, people. There's not one person who's gonna eat this snack. [01:21:11] Speaker B: Just try it. [01:21:12] Speaker A: No one's eating that snack. [01:21:13] Speaker B: You've never tried it. [01:21:14] Speaker A: You make me the snack, I'll have the snack. You can't. [01:21:17] Speaker B: You actually, literally right now can't have the snack. Actually, Albie, if you want to try one of these and let me know. [01:21:23] Speaker A: How they are, there's a little bit of marijuana. [01:21:25] Speaker B: No, there isn't. There's nothing in it. It's a chocolate chip brownie. Have one. [01:21:29] Speaker A: Can I. Can I ask you before he eats this, like, how did you cut these? Like this looks like you smashed. Looks like balls of shit. She said. [01:21:39] Speaker B: I mean, I kind of me. I pressed. I kind of, like, got the napkin, like, pressed down, so. [01:21:46] Speaker A: All right, brownie review. Give us a number. Yep. Seven. That's a. That's a flat score. We call that a rookie score. That's crazy. [01:22:04] Speaker B: Is it seven? [01:22:04] Speaker A: Flat score. [01:22:05] Speaker B: Seven. I appreciate that. [01:22:07] Speaker A: What's wrong with it? Is it. Is it not? Is it too dry? [01:22:09] Speaker B: They're gluten free. [01:22:11] Speaker A: That's why. I mean, what the fuck, dude? You bring gluten free brownies into this house? You feed it to my family, that fucking dog shit. [01:22:19] Speaker B: They're good. [01:22:20] Speaker A: Why'd you get gluten free? Did you think that's healthier for you? [01:22:22] Speaker B: I. Well, no, listen. [01:22:26] Speaker A: You think that's healthier for you when you're fucking dogging Lucky Charms and. No. [01:22:32] Speaker B: My new thing is, like, when I'm food shopping, I just look at shit and I'm like, all right, what can I bake? Because I like to bake if I have downtime. Like, it just helps. [01:22:42] Speaker A: Everyone knows that. You're a master baker. [01:22:44] Speaker B: I am. And it just. It just helps me, essentially. So I seen those and I grabbed them because I've tried the zero sugar ones from Pillsbury. Not bad. They're all right. [01:22:59] Speaker A: They have zero sugar brownies. [01:23:01] Speaker B: Yeah, these are. They're all right. They're not bad. [01:23:05] Speaker A: You do realize that, like, gluten free has more carbs in it than regular. [01:23:09] Speaker B: No, I will. [01:23:11] Speaker A: So. But why would you buy gluten free if you're not gluten free? [01:23:15] Speaker B: Because I wanted to try them and see how they would taste. [01:23:17] Speaker A: Oh, okay. I just thought you thought they were healthier for you. [01:23:20] Speaker B: No, I didn't. [01:23:22] Speaker A: Can we. Can you do me last week? [01:23:24] Speaker B: Last. [01:23:25] Speaker A: You think you could do me some. [01:23:26] Speaker B: Last Week I made lava cakes. [01:23:28] Speaker A: Do you think you could, like, do, like, just a food log for one week? Like what you eat? [01:23:32] Speaker B: Sure. [01:23:33] Speaker A: Like, I mean, like. [01:23:34] Speaker B: Well, it's going to be. It's. It's. You should do a time with time stamps. [01:23:41] Speaker A: Yeah, we need time stamps. We need the whole nine. Exactly. The time he ate it, it'd be. [01:23:46] Speaker B: Like 3:47 in the morning. [01:23:48] Speaker A: That's what I'm saying. [01:23:49] Speaker B: Chocolate chips and Lucky Charms got detached. That was like last week. It's gonna be hard for me to do it this week because obviously next week I'm leaving, so. [01:23:57] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, let's talk about that for a bit. So, you guys, did you get the real. [01:24:00] Speaker B: We didn't. I didn't give you my. Hold on. [01:24:01] Speaker A: Let me give you my cookie. This is. [01:24:03] Speaker B: See, See what I'm saying? See what's going on? Why we need structure? All right. Elmer Fudd. Double stuffed chips ahoy. I'll give you. I'm gonna give you a double stuffed Oreo. Okay. [01:24:14] Speaker A: Okay. It has to be double stuffed. [01:24:17] Speaker B: Has to. Has to be double stuffed. Unfortunately, right now, like, I'm. I'm drawing a little bit of a. Of a. Like, what's a cookie and what's not a cookie? [01:24:26] Speaker A: Well, why don't you just go one and I'll tell you if it's a cookie or not. [01:24:29] Speaker B: I'm gonna go with the Elmood Eminem. Do you know that? What I'm talking about the Alma. The M. M Almond Fuds. [01:24:35] Speaker A: Let me look at it. [01:24:36] Speaker B: You know what I'm talking, bro? What? You have the mini ones in the closet. [01:24:42] Speaker A: M and M. You could really go. [01:24:44] Speaker B: Fudge stripes at five, too, because, like Alma. Alma Keebler Elf or whatever the it is. They. They pump cookies. Those. Yep, yep, those. [01:24:54] Speaker A: I'm gonna tell you something right now. Great cookie, great cookie. That's a great cookie. [01:24:58] Speaker B: That's a great cookie, right? [01:25:00] Speaker A: Yep. [01:25:00] Speaker B: Okay. [01:25:01] Speaker A: You got two odds. You're two real hard. [01:25:03] Speaker B: I know. Okay, awesome. Because I'm gonna come in number five. Number five with the soft. [01:25:07] Speaker A: Okay. [01:25:09] Speaker B: Duh. You know what I'm saying? Clear. Clear container, two row stackage, sugar, whatever the frosting. Cookies, Put them in the fridge. [01:25:19] Speaker A: Are you talking. The ones you get, like, outside of the bakery at Stop and Shop, they're like a white one with the. [01:25:24] Speaker B: Yes. All season and all day long they come up with the orange. Around. Around. [01:25:28] Speaker A: I really wanted a brand name, but do you take that off the list? Yep. Take that off the list. I want a brand name. I'm thinking, like A packaged cookie. [01:25:36] Speaker B: All right, so that's an honorable mention then. [01:25:37] Speaker A: Honorable. [01:25:38] Speaker B: Give me that. Honorable mention. People know those cookies. [01:25:41] Speaker A: Yeah, but you don't even know what the name of them are. [01:25:43] Speaker B: No. [01:25:43] Speaker A: Frosted sugar cookies. [01:25:44] Speaker B: Frosted sugar cookies. But they like. I hate sugar cookies. But I will. I will devour the whole container of that. Because once they come out of the fridge, they're like stiff. Er. [01:25:55] Speaker A: Er. Yeah. It's a hottie you just dropped. [01:25:58] Speaker B: Okay. All right, so I gotta come up with a fifth cookie quick. [01:26:07] Speaker A: Real quick. He don't know his cook. [01:26:11] Speaker B: Can you. Can you. Can you think of one? I'm trying to. Well, I'm like, trying to think. I'm really. I really like rinse and repeat the same. I'm not gonna sit here and say like. I'm not gonna sit here and say mint Oreos. I feel like that's like. [01:26:23] Speaker A: Well, do you like any of the peppers from. Do you like. [01:26:27] Speaker B: No. [01:26:27] Speaker A: Do you like anything? Like any Milanos or Chess? [01:26:29] Speaker B: No, no, Milanos are all right. They're all right. I would never rank them in the top five. [01:26:35] Speaker A: Not a Buddies. [01:26:36] Speaker B: Nope. [01:26:37] Speaker A: You know what? I had the Nutella biscuits. Those will get you going. Those will put a little lead in the pencil. [01:26:46] Speaker B: Not Nutella biscuits. No. [01:26:50] Speaker A: All right, but. [01:26:51] Speaker B: Well, okay. I could throw this in there because I had it from a store and it's a cookie. The chocolate wafers. Pretty good. [01:26:58] Speaker A: What the are you talking about, dude? [01:27:01] Speaker B: Of course he does. Like, I. I mean, I. Nana had that drawer over there. [01:27:06] Speaker A: I don't know what it is. You have to show me a picture because. [01:27:08] Speaker B: Vanilla wafers. [01:27:09] Speaker A: Vanilla wafers. [01:27:10] Speaker B: Chocolate wafers. It's just chocolate. [01:27:12] Speaker A: No, I've never had those. I've never had those. Vanilla Leaf has been something else. I. I got what he was saying, but he acted like we've had him before. No one's ever had him. [01:27:22] Speaker B: Yeah, he probably hasn't. Yeah. [01:27:32] Speaker A: All right, we'll give you the frosted. I'm gonna give you the frosted sugar cookies, cuz. [01:27:35] Speaker B: Everything. Yeah, why not? [01:27:36] Speaker A: I was thinking more packaged. There's infinite number of ones. [01:27:41] Speaker B: You seem like you're a Fig Newton guy. [01:27:43] Speaker A: Is a Fig Newton a cracker? [01:27:44] Speaker B: All right. I mean, so Nana used to feed his fig news. Like when we were. [01:27:48] Speaker A: I don't mind the thing. [01:27:49] Speaker B: And I used to pound them. I could not. I could not get one down right now. Probably for a certain amount of money. I could. Like, but like. Nah, dude. [01:27:59] Speaker A: You need to hook up a hose to your throat after you eat a Fig Newton. Because the thing is, like, as dry as can be. [01:28:06] Speaker B: Oh, God, it is abysmal. That is tough. It's so bad. It's tough. It's tough. But yeah, those. Mike, those are my cookies right now. [01:28:13] Speaker A: I might go chess, man. I would probably just round it. I love a Chessman. Like, a shortbread cookie is elite. [01:28:20] Speaker B: I don't. I don't like that, bro. I don't. [01:28:23] Speaker A: Oh, you could just dog a million of them. You gotta. You see, your problem is my. [01:28:27] Speaker B: Is my palate is. [01:28:28] Speaker A: You want everything so sweet, it's crazy. Like, you want the sweetest of the sweetest of the sweetest. Sometimes you just need that, you know, a nice cracker. Like a cracker cookie. Like a sweet cookie. It's sweet, but it's not like crazy sweet. It's like a buttery, savory cookie. It is. It's a cookie. [01:28:48] Speaker B: It's a cookie, just not a cookie. [01:28:49] Speaker A: I would go Nutter Butter on that list. I'm a big Nutter Butter guy. I love the Nutter Butters. [01:28:53] Speaker B: I. I'm all right with those. That just would never land in my top five. It just wouldn't. Just wouldn't. I've consumed too many to not to not like them anymore. [01:29:04] Speaker A: So, I mean. [01:29:06] Speaker B: Yeah, well, like, I can't have Nutella anymore. [01:29:09] Speaker A: I probably take like. I just probably take an Italian cookie, like those assorted cookies. Then over your. Over your show, over your frosted 100, would you take like an Italian butter cookie? The green. All day. Right. Way better. Way better than his cookie Pizzaily. [01:29:27] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah, we'd take a pizzaily. That thing's. It's. It's. It's a. I. [01:29:32] Speaker A: This is the difference between you. I don't like super sweet. [01:29:36] Speaker B: You don't like super sweet. I like super sweet. Okay. That's it. [01:29:41] Speaker A: Besides gummy candy, I'm a. I gotta answer this just in case it's something. Hello? Hello? Hello? Wow. AI sucks now. You suck. You. These AI voices and they just call you it. So. [01:30:07] Speaker B: And that's going to be a half time zero. [01:30:09] Speaker A: Yeah, half time zero is AI. [01:30:11] Speaker B: Hey, AI. [01:30:14] Speaker A: It's crazy because it's like AI and AL is so close that when people text it, sometimes I think they're talking about me. They're like, AL sucks. Meanwhile, they're trying to say AI sucks, but I suck too. So. [01:30:27] Speaker B: All right. So. So what? Oh, you want to talk? Do you. You want. Do you want to talk about the trip or do you want to get through quarter three, essentially, and then go. [01:30:37] Speaker A: To no, let's go with the trip. I mean. [01:30:39] Speaker B: All right, okay. [01:30:41] Speaker A: I feel like we're. [01:30:41] Speaker B: Let's go with the trip. We're actually in a little. We have a. We have a little, little thing. I don't know what to do about it, but let's just say some girl just in Paul compulsively, like, bought a plane ticket and, like, assuming that, like, she's just gonna come with me and. [01:30:56] Speaker A: Like, it's a great idea. Who cares? [01:30:58] Speaker B: Do it. No, I'm gonna just go down by myself and just hopefully find someone down there to come to the show with me. [01:31:05] Speaker A: You're not giving her the ticket and she's gonna be down there? [01:31:08] Speaker B: No. [01:31:08] Speaker A: Who is she? [01:31:09] Speaker B: It was a girl that I was serving at my work and she was like, oh, I'm down to stand the third. She was like, I'm only gonna come down Saturday and then I'm gonna leave the next morning. And I was just like, no. Well, I haven't told her that. I'm probably just gonna block her. I don't know. [01:31:26] Speaker A: That's way crazy, dude. All right, hold on. [01:31:29] Speaker B: I don't know how to tell her, like, hey, honey, I wish you, like, kind of like, you know, double checked with me, like, reassured. [01:31:35] Speaker A: So she was drunk and she just booked it, right? [01:31:36] Speaker B: No, she wasn't drunk. I mean, unless she was hammered. Last night at like 10, 10 o' clock, she text me. She's like, I did it. She's like, I used points. It wasn't as bad as I thought it'd be. I'm like, like, well, hopefully they reimbursed points. [01:31:48] Speaker A: You. Okay, so here's what I'm gonna say, Nico. [01:31:50] Speaker B: What? [01:31:51] Speaker A: For the podcast, I wouldn't tell this girl at all and just let her show up and just be lost. And in Puerto Rico. That's great content because it's definitely gonna blow back on you somehow some way. Like, she's gonna come into work after. It's gonna make a big scene. You should probably tell her though, as like a person. Like, just be like, hey, like, tell her beforehand. I do like the idea of this girl just wandering through Puerto Rico, you know, possibly. I mean, kidnapped. [01:32:17] Speaker B: I mean. Yeah, I'm gonna probably tell her sometime today. Like, hey, like, on, like, unfortunately, like, to be honest with you, like, I wish you. We probably were like, really on the same page before you just impulsively, like, bought the ticket. [01:32:28] Speaker A: Yeah, I think you should say something like that. Like, I was like. [01:32:30] Speaker B: We were like in like, middle of a conversation. We were like, in the middle of a conversation, I was like, just, like. We were just kind of, like, shooting the. Going back and forth and, like. Like, by no means I think she had any intention on, like, buying an actual plane ticket and, like, ripping it off. She's like, all right, I'm in there. Like, what? What do you mean? You're like, whoa, what? Like, we didn't even, like, you know. [01:32:48] Speaker A: So you're gonna try to find someone down there going by yourself? [01:32:51] Speaker B: I have somebody that has contacted me from being down there that's like, I'll be down there the same time as you. You seem like a pretty cool kid, so if you want to hit me up and you want to go hang out somewhere, like, I'm going to the show, definitely. It's like, I'm going to the show Friday night. If you want to go to, like, I'll come with you to the show again Saturday night, if. If that. I mean, she's like, if you choose. I'm like, oh, well, that's a little enticing because I wasn't nervous at first. Damn, I'm about to go by myself. But now there's someone down there that I would, you know, I would entertain, I guess, the idea. But, yeah, we'll see. Right now, I have no one. I was just gonna go down there again. I'm going down there Thursday. I'm coming home Sunday. I did find out that JetBlue someone informed me that JetBlue has actual, like, TV you can watch on the flight. So hopefully. Yeah, I know, right? Breaking news. [01:33:46] Speaker A: Breaking news. JetBlue got TVs. That's crazy. [01:33:49] Speaker B: Well, I'm sure I want to watch football. The most unfortunate thing about this fucking trip is I'm leaving. It's literally, I'm leaving Thursday, and I'm coming home Sunday. [01:33:57] Speaker A: This is bad for Sunday service. [01:33:59] Speaker B: I. Don't worry, don't worry, don't worry, Sunday service fans. Don't worry, don't worry. Sunday services is. Is going to be making a return. Okay? [01:34:10] Speaker A: And I'm gonna try stylized like, with. With the cuts and like. All right, we're betting on Dak Prescott. And then, you see, we're betting on the Cowboys money line. And then Dak Prescott comes through the screen. [01:34:21] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:34:22] Speaker A: Catches the ball. [01:34:23] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah, we're gonna try. I'm gonna try once again to make this something like my. My bread and butter, because again, I had it going. And then, of course, I met the girl. So I shut down everything that I did personally, because I thought it would be embarrassing. And no One would take me serious as, like, an individual man, so. But I did figure out in life, you can literally do both things. There are people that would allow you to do both things. That's totally cool. So now that I realize that and understand that aspect, we're gonna bring it back. We're gonna bring it back in. The first Sunday service gonna be brought to you via. Via probably me on a beach, you. [01:35:02] Speaker A: Know, with the girl. Maybe bought the flight for one day. [01:35:06] Speaker B: No. Yeah, no. [01:35:08] Speaker A: Can I ask you a question? If she was gonna stay more days, like, if she was gonna stay three days. [01:35:11] Speaker B: Yeah, bro. Yeah. Yeah. If she was, if she was down Thursday to Saturday, I'd be like, I'd. [01:35:16] Speaker A: Be like, yeah, Michael leaving after six holes. [01:35:18] Speaker B: One. [01:35:19] Speaker A: Dude, fuck you. [01:35:19] Speaker B: Oh, my God. [01:35:20] Speaker A: Dude. [01:35:20] Speaker B: It's almost, it's almost quite literally the same thing. Like, oh, you're gonna come down. I'm gonna give you the ticket that I bought just so you can enjoy the show, and then you're just gonna go home, and then that's, that's that, like, all right, man. Like, yeah, yeah, we could do that. And that sounds a little, that sounds a little bit outside the room, but it's like, we don't even know each other. You know what I mean? If we knew each other. If you were like, if it was like a close friend of mine was like, hey, Nick, I'll help you out. Like, but I can only come down the one day, and then I'm going to go home the next day. I'll come home the next day with you. I'll be like, oh, all right, whatever. [01:35:48] Speaker A: So you guys do the thing where, like, you're just going to ham a vodka all day and then just be like, sad. Nico, are you going to try, like, you know, have a good time? [01:35:55] Speaker B: I'm going to try my absolute best because, to be honest with you, I have pulled. I've been pulling myself one way and another way with this trip. And at the end of the day, I think that it's very important for me to enjoy myself, have a good time, enjoy my time off, enjoy my little vacation, and that's that. [01:36:15] Speaker A: Have you thought that maybe you could see your ex there? [01:36:18] Speaker B: Yep. [01:36:19] Speaker A: Now is. Are these thoughts of, okay, I'm just gonna walk or maybe maybe give a nod, hi, how you doing? Walk away? Or is it like, you in your head, are you like, we could get back together? [01:36:29] Speaker B: No, there's not. [01:36:30] Speaker A: No, there's not. Because you were gonna ask her at one point. I, I, you said you were thinking about Driving to Quincy. I go into her apartment, the boombox. I hold side. [01:36:41] Speaker B: What? Yeah. And then, and then, like, the girls at work were like, she'll call the comments. She ain't gonna call the cops on me, dude. Like, no, like, let's not, let's not get crazy. The one thing that I don't do is like, I. I don't. I don't give you. I'm not gonna give you, like, weirdo, creep, creep vibes. I haven't. Like, in all honesty, I've been pretty. I've been pretty respectful. Like, as much as I. As much as I've talked about it prior. Like, I can talk about as much as I want because I can do that because I have the choice to. As far as, like, pulling up to where you work or where you live, I haven't done that once. I haven't tried and outreached and contacted you since Valentine's Day. So. Yeah. Did you. Actually, now that you've brought that up, I guess we can address today's date of significance. [01:37:31] Speaker A: Today's date of significance. Hold on, let me look at it. [01:37:33] Speaker B: What do you got? What do you think? What do you think today is the. [01:37:35] Speaker A: Significant date of August 29th? This is when you guys got re back together? [01:37:41] Speaker B: Negative. [01:37:43] Speaker A: That's when she, she dumped you on your birthday. [01:37:45] Speaker B: Two days before my birthday. [01:37:47] Speaker A: So is this the first time you guys dated? August 29th? [01:37:49] Speaker B: The first time we met each other, it was a Thursday because today's Friday. And yeah, it was the first time we met each other at the, at the restaurant when I served it. And I tried. I wasn't supposed to work. I was supposed to be at my softball game for the championship. I missed that and then ended up with that. Yeah. [01:38:06] Speaker A: So you're telling me today you guys dated? So let me get this. Let me get this timeline. [01:38:10] Speaker B: Go ahead, go ahead, because I can break it. [01:38:12] Speaker A: August 29th. You probably start talking a little bit after that. [01:38:16] Speaker B: Well, remember we did tomatoes that Sunday and I went on the date, remember? [01:38:20] Speaker A: Right. Tomatoes this Sunday. If you're going to make it, I. [01:38:24] Speaker B: Will come from work. Work. Okay, I'm gonna. I'm gonna. [01:38:27] Speaker A: So you miss all the work. That. Okay, that's fine. You missed doing all the work. That's fine. [01:38:31] Speaker B: I didn't miss all the work last time I was there. I was there the whole day. It was. It was awesome. [01:38:36] Speaker A: It's fine. [01:38:37] Speaker B: It's unfortunate. I gotta. I gotta work. Dude, I gotta. [01:38:40] Speaker A: I get it. I'm kidding. [01:38:41] Speaker B: I know, I know. I gotta work because I'm gonna be missing. [01:38:44] Speaker A: Really Together for, like, September, four weeks to stop. Before she dumped you the first time. [01:38:52] Speaker B: Yeah. So three weeks in, ended up in Puerto Rico. I went on that trip. Then essentially, I think. I think within 10 days later, get dropped. It's honestly. [01:39:04] Speaker A: It's honestly, the timeline is really small for you. Like, it is like, going back. Like, if we take. Like, I. I told Marco this, like, you gotta take yourself out of things and do satellite view. Like, look down at everything, like. And you see how far you come and. Like that. Right. [01:39:21] Speaker B: I know. It's been it now. I. I've. Yeah. [01:39:23] Speaker A: You. The satellite version of this relationship, it is a speck. Like, in terms of length, you guys are together for essentially three weeks. She dumps you. [01:39:33] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:39:33] Speaker A: Then how long you guys not together for? When do you get back together? [01:39:39] Speaker B: Two, three days later. [01:39:42] Speaker A: Oh, okay. Okay. [01:39:43] Speaker B: Yeah. Because she texted me on my birthday. [01:39:45] Speaker A: Okay. [01:39:46] Speaker B: With the whole don't hate me thing. [01:39:47] Speaker A: So two, three days later, you get back. So let's say mid October, you're back. And then. Then she goes. [01:39:52] Speaker B: Go to dinner. Go to dinner that Sunday. [01:39:54] Speaker A: Yeah. Obviously. Smash her brains out for like a minute and a half. [01:39:59] Speaker B: Yeah, A minute and a half to like, three and a half minutes. [01:40:01] Speaker A: Yeah. Nice. [01:40:03] Speaker B: And then get a Ninja Creamy. [01:40:05] Speaker A: Yeah, get a Ninja Creamy for Christmas. [01:40:07] Speaker B: No, no, for my birthday. I got the creamy for my birthday. [01:40:12] Speaker A: Did she buy you anything for Christmas? [01:40:13] Speaker B: Yeah, the gaming chair. I have a foot massager I've never opened. [01:40:18] Speaker A: You should use a foot massager. That's crazy. [01:40:20] Speaker B: I don't know. I was thinking about reselling it. [01:40:22] Speaker A: Reselling it for what, 50 bucks? [01:40:24] Speaker B: No, I'm just kidding. I was gonna honestly just go put it back in our mail room or something, but I don't know, that just seems. [01:40:29] Speaker A: That seems like, you know, take the foot massager. Who cares? [01:40:32] Speaker B: Yeah, I mean, I'll take the foot massage. [01:40:34] Speaker A: So then she got you, what, like, mid January? Mid January. [01:40:36] Speaker B: January 26th. [01:40:38] Speaker A: You guys were together for, like, four. [01:40:40] Speaker B: Months of total time. Almost. [01:40:42] Speaker A: My kid's gonna have more football practices than you guys were together in one year. [01:40:46] Speaker B: Yeah. Yep. That. That would be. That would be. [01:40:50] Speaker A: I think that's funny. [01:40:51] Speaker B: Almost. [01:40:52] Speaker A: Yeah, we thought that was funny. [01:40:53] Speaker B: That'd be almost accurate. Whereas a January. Hold on, let's see. The Sunday. Yep. 26th. Right? Yep. [01:41:01] Speaker A: He falls hot. He definitely falls hot. [01:41:03] Speaker B: Yeah. Well, I mean, listen, you give it your all. [01:41:09] Speaker A: I think you should. I think you should just tell this girl, hey, listen, I'm gonna be 100, honest with you. Book the full trip Booked it Thursday to Sunday and we could talk about it. [01:41:20] Speaker B: That's what I should. That's what I. I haven't responded to her. [01:41:23] Speaker A: Be like, oh, you know, I'll be honest. Like, I really thought, like, you'd come for the whole time. Come for a few days. You're gonna come for one day. That's retarded. [01:41:33] Speaker B: Yeah. You're gonna land. You're gonna land and then go. And then we're just gonna. [01:41:36] Speaker A: Gonna be all jet lagged. She's probably not even gonna do. Not with you. [01:41:39] Speaker B: No. And, and, and, and to be honest with you, you don't. It's not like that. Okay. That's like super tight end. Obviously, that's all you already talked about. That'd be nice. That's not all I care about. All I care about is having a seamless, nice trip. All I hope is I just want my tickets to get scanned in to the concert. Because the biggest thing in the world is, like, people have been getting spam, so I just don't want to get scammed. That sucks. I have insurance on my tickets, so. [01:42:05] Speaker A: But where'd you get the tickets from? [01:42:07] Speaker B: Stubborn. Well, I got them from somebody. I got them from somebody that put them up on StubHub. [01:42:13] Speaker A: And you got to go pick them up when you're down there. [01:42:16] Speaker B: No, they'll be sent to me via email before the set. [01:42:19] Speaker A: Okay. Red Sox are looking good, by the way. I'm going to the game tonight. I'm pretty pumped up about it. Skeens is pitching. [01:42:26] Speaker B: That is awesome. And you're getting Peyton Tolle. [01:42:29] Speaker A: Peyton Tolley. [01:42:30] Speaker B: Did you know that I got the. [01:42:31] Speaker A: Text about 30 minutes ago that he was. That he was pitching? [01:42:35] Speaker B: Yeah, he's making his MLB debut. Top pitching prospect for the Sacks versus Paul Skeens. [01:42:41] Speaker A: Skeens. The best part is, you know that he has a 2.0 ERA and he's. [01:42:46] Speaker B: Like 6 and 9. 8. [01:42:47] Speaker A: 9 is insane. [01:42:48] Speaker B: It's disgusting. [01:42:49] Speaker A: That's team. [01:42:51] Speaker B: I know, but I don't know how in baseball you expect to be, like, good when you're like, you need more than just a starting pitcher to be a very good team. And like, Skin is going to want to leave Pittsburgh if he doesn't already, so. [01:43:02] Speaker A: Well, they. They're probably gonna. You know, you need to build, so he might need a couple years of building. [01:43:07] Speaker B: Have a good time, though, dude. The. Their socks are buzzing right now. They should sweep it. [01:43:12] Speaker A: I don't think the weather's going to be great, but you don't think the. [01:43:15] Speaker B: Weather'S gonna be great. Why does it say it's gonna rain? [01:43:19] Speaker A: Yeah. So it's gonna rain. [01:43:21] Speaker B: Does it really? [01:43:21] Speaker A: Yeah, for like a couple hours today. I was gonna record outside today. See, look. 6 to 6 to 1040 rain. This is the Mark Lewis special. Mark Lewis got us the tickets. Mark Lewis is coming, so maybe he can come to another scramble, you know, maybe getting us on the field beforehand. So. [01:43:45] Speaker B: Yeah. Nice. You get the Mark Lewis package? I got that. [01:43:48] Speaker A: Yeah. That was nice. It's. It's nice. It's nice to be wine and dine sometimes. I'll agree with that. [01:43:54] Speaker B: Amen. [01:43:55] Speaker A: So. [01:43:55] Speaker B: Amen. Amen. What do you think of the new jerseys? [01:44:00] Speaker A: You talk about the Patriots jerseys? [01:44:02] Speaker B: Yep. [01:44:02] Speaker A: Dog. [01:44:03] Speaker B: Really? [01:44:03] Speaker A: I think they're dog. The color doesn't make sense to me. They look like Colts jerseys. They're that peel powder blue. I don't love them at all. It's so simple. The jersey they should bring back is obviously the Bledsoe jersey with the stripes. People saying that it's a starter jersey. Starter won't release the stuff. I don't believe that. Just get it done. Or reimagine it. Just reimagine it. [01:44:29] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:44:30] Speaker A: Where it's close enough and it's like, close enough. This is. I would say so. They showed all the AFC east rivalries. The jets, the Dolphins, the Bills. We have the worst one out of them all. It doesn't make sense at all. Not. It doesn't make sense whatsoever. The color doesn't make sense. You're basically putting them as a rival, like the Colts, the Colts. It doesn't make any sense. Did the worst jerseys ever. They're so fucking plain. They're dog shit. [01:44:56] Speaker B: I think they're great. [01:44:57] Speaker A: I don't think you're retired. [01:44:59] Speaker B: I don't think they're great. I think that they're better than what people are giving them credit for. I think that they're like. I give them a 7.5 out of 10. I think that I like the all white bucket with the chrome face mask. I like that. That's a good idea. I have no idea what the color actually is. [01:45:12] Speaker A: You asked about the jersey. [01:45:13] Speaker B: Not the helmets, the uniform. The unit. The whole uniform. [01:45:18] Speaker A: All right. The whole. I. I actually don't mind a white helmet. That's awesome. That's not what I'm saying. [01:45:22] Speaker B: The chrome pants look great. [01:45:24] Speaker A: The color is so bad. You don't get it. [01:45:27] Speaker B: I don't get it because I'm colorblind. I had to look at in three different pitches of that jersey. It looks like the jerseys three different colors. [01:45:34] Speaker A: It honestly. [01:45:35] Speaker B: And then I played Madden last night and I threw those on and I'm like, all right, let me see like what these look like in game and now like in a game. And I'm like, like, yeah. I'm like. I'm like, damn, these are Patriots jerseys. To be honest with you. It's like weird. You know what I mean? [01:45:51] Speaker A: It's weird to look like it. It almost looks. It almost like North Carolina jersey. [01:45:54] Speaker B: Marco said Titans and I was like. [01:45:56] Speaker A: No, I don't see Titans. I see Colts. [01:45:59] Speaker B: You see Colts. [01:46:00] Speaker A: I see coats. You know what it looks like? It looks like. It looks like the material when you go to any seaside town. Like what the restaurant has on their boots. Like, that's the color. Yeah, it's like a seaside blue. [01:46:14] Speaker B: It's like go, go on the ocean. [01:46:16] Speaker A: Yes, exactly. Go, go on the ocean. [01:46:20] Speaker B: Jersey. [01:46:20] Speaker A: Yes, exactly. Go on the ocean jersey. Like that. Or it does like the. The beach chairs at like a beach resort. That's the color reminds me of. [01:46:28] Speaker B: Or any like. Or any like marina. Or any marina or like, like type of something aquatic. It like, it's like. I get it. It should be more red, like a denim. I think this should be. [01:46:40] Speaker A: It's like a gross denim. [01:46:41] Speaker B: There should be. There should be more red. I think, I think there should be more red in the jersey. But it is what it is. [01:46:47] Speaker A: It's not as they look. [01:46:49] Speaker B: Let's see what they look like on the field. I mean, them wearing it. What? Let me see. [01:46:55] Speaker A: It's a red dot. I bet you an Indian made it. There's like four red dots. [01:47:00] Speaker B: Yeah. Are you talking about the caller? The caller there, there's red stars. [01:47:08] Speaker A: This is just a disgusting jersey, dude. Just so bad. It's terrible. There's nothing good about it. [01:47:19] Speaker B: I mean like, it's like I really can't believe. And I was seeing concepts of this jersey and it was that and I was like, I sent it to my boy and he's like, there's no way in hell that that's it. It's like that's. That's from like a ball denim Drake. And that's. That's that what. [01:47:38] Speaker A: How you looking for the team? Do you. You got a good hopes for the team? Do you think they're going to do good? You think? No. You think it's bad now you went to the bad now because before you were thinking good. Is it the line that's bothering you or what is it? It's the line. It's the line. [01:47:52] Speaker B: Huh? [01:47:54] Speaker A: The line is a little bit iffy. They drop Strange. Cole Strange. Which. Is that a plus or a negative? That's a plus. Okay. [01:48:01] Speaker B: Way to waste a 23rd first overall pick, you retard. [01:48:05] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:48:06] Speaker B: Bill Belichick. [01:48:07] Speaker A: Great picking. [01:48:09] Speaker B: Idiot. [01:48:09] Speaker A: I think that was. [01:48:10] Speaker B: We can consider the worst draft class in the world. We have nobody. Nobody from that draft class still plays on our team besides the punter. [01:48:17] Speaker A: No. Marcus Jones is on the team, isn't he? [01:48:18] Speaker B: And Marcus Jones. [01:48:19] Speaker A: Okay. [01:48:20] Speaker B: Aside from that, no one else on the team. [01:48:23] Speaker A: Jack Jones is a bum. [01:48:25] Speaker B: Jack Jones sucks. [01:48:27] Speaker A: Who was the second pick in that round? In that. Yeah. When Cole Strange. [01:48:32] Speaker B: I don't know. We probably didn't have. [01:48:34] Speaker A: Marcus Jones was a third. [01:48:35] Speaker B: Probably didn't have a second round pick because he probably traded. [01:48:37] Speaker A: I think. I'll be honest. If I had to think what it is. I think it's P.S. strong. It's the second round. Was he a second round P.S. [01:48:45] Speaker B: I don't even know. I don't even care. I don't even know. And I don't even care because guess what? But they all suck. Javon Baker's gone. He got signed by the Eagles. Which is fine. Like he'll never break the roster. [01:48:56] Speaker A: That was fourth round pick. [01:48:59] Speaker B: Yeah. Just. It's just an unfortunate occurrence. [01:49:02] Speaker A: It is what it is. We made a couple bad mistakes. It doesn't matter. We got six Super Bowls. Every single franchise would trade with us at this moment. If you told them you have six titles, everybody still wants to be us. It doesn't matter. Would you agree with that? Would you say every single fan base would want to be us right now? [01:49:20] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:49:21] Speaker A: Why wouldn't the Steelers. No, they haven't won in 15 years. Dude, they won four in the 70s. They won two titles. The Steeles would trade with us too. They won four. Four in a row, I think like 77, 78. So they have two titles. Ben Rod. People forget Ben Roethlisberger raped some. Somebody. [01:49:44] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:49:45] Speaker A: So they forget that. [01:49:47] Speaker B: That's true. People. People forget that. [01:49:49] Speaker A: A lot of people forget that. People forget the Pouncey brothers were witnesses to all Aaron Hernandez. And they forget that. So what else we got the Steelers. Antonio Brown, scumbag. What else? Steelers. And we should put a. Put a quarter. Maybe halftime should just be on our fan base races. [01:50:11] Speaker B: Well, I mean that's. [01:50:13] Speaker A: I think maybe that could be a zero. [01:50:15] Speaker B: Those could be zeros. Like Cowboys fans got to be down. Bad trade Luca Dontrich and Micah Parsons in the same. Yeah, that's pretty. That's crazy zeros of Dallas fans because guess what, guess what the D stands for. Delusional. [01:50:30] Speaker A: They are delusional. They're the most important fan base. They think that they're America's team. [01:50:34] Speaker B: They're not America's team. [01:50:35] Speaker A: When was the last time they were good? [01:50:37] Speaker B: Whether you. Like, like, yeah, probably. [01:50:42] Speaker A: Well, 96. [01:50:43] Speaker B: Not really. Before that. Oh, well, after that. The year that DEZ Bryant technically didn't catch the ball, that team was actually pretty good. [01:50:50] Speaker A: Yeah, after that. After that. [01:50:52] Speaker B: After Des didn't catch the ball, that team didn't catch a break. So. Tony Romo is like the most sub pot average quarterback that I've ever seen celebrated in my life. [01:51:01] Speaker A: He's just as bad as an announcer. [01:51:04] Speaker B: He's ass. [01:51:05] Speaker A: Yeah, he's ass on both ends. [01:51:09] Speaker B: Super ass. They definitely told him to cut back, so they definitely told him to cut back on calling out every play. [01:51:14] Speaker A: So I think we go full steam ahead at this quarter situation next week. And I think we do the whistles. I think we have people blowing flags, throwing stuff at us. I think we go just as crazy as we can go set a timer and let's make this the most gimmicky podcast on the planet. [01:51:29] Speaker B: It. [01:51:31] Speaker A: Okay, ear horns. Should we do an ear horn? Should she blow an air horn instead of. [01:51:37] Speaker B: Oh, I don't want to disrupt your parents. So that's the last thing I want to do. I think like a whistle would be suffice. A whistle. [01:51:45] Speaker A: Okay, so we do need the whistle to end, to sign. [01:51:48] Speaker B: We don't even need a whistle. We could just set it up like on our phone. But. Yeah. [01:51:52] Speaker A: Okay, but how are you going to determine. So is it 15 minute quarters? Like, what are the quarters? [01:51:57] Speaker B: It's going to be like 20, 25 minutes a quarter. [01:52:01] Speaker A: So it's 20 minute quarters. And then what happens? Okay, so then we gotta get. This is a lot of preparation now because now you need masturbation. Second quarter a long time. You need like a couple things to debate. [01:52:16] Speaker B: Maybe. Yeah, well, well, or really we didn't. We just needed like one or two things. We just need like one or two things. Maybe just dish out the time to, like, different areas. Like next week, the third quarter. Like, really what we're going to be talking about is, you know, the first week of football being here. Probably throw out some gambling stuff. So you're gone Thursday to Sunday. Yeah. So we got to record by obviously by Wednesday morning. Is that. Is that possible? [01:52:45] Speaker A: Yeah, I could probably make that work. Yeah, I could definitely make that work. [01:52:52] Speaker B: Okay. [01:52:53] Speaker A: I Think so. [01:52:54] Speaker B: And then the fourth quarter is literally this. There should be really no. No time limit on the fourth quarter, because that. Those are just things that if in case we forgot about it and we didn't need to, we got to circle back. That's what that's for. But. [01:53:08] Speaker A: So the fourth quarter is nothing. [01:53:10] Speaker B: The fourth quarter is. Listen, what we're going to do is we're gonna obviously have to like I said, we're gonna game. [01:53:17] Speaker A: That should be like ot. Like, that should just be ot. [01:53:20] Speaker B: No, I don't. [01:53:21] Speaker A: Okay. Because it's just like, you just clean it up, you know. [01:53:24] Speaker B: Overtime. [01:53:25] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:53:25] Speaker B: Just like, we're done. [01:53:27] Speaker A: Clean up. What do we forget real quick? Anything we miss? [01:53:31] Speaker B: Whatever you want, bro. Whatever you want. Whatever you want to do. Whatever you think makes the most sense. Again, this is like a very rough outlining. Well, it's like, it's in between a rough draft and a final draft. Draft. It's a semi draft. [01:53:43] Speaker A: It's a semi draft. Okay. You know, I. I'll be honest. I think you did minimal work on this. [01:53:52] Speaker B: Oh, okay. [01:53:55] Speaker A: The board was a nice touch. I think you basically just re summarized our entire podcast. We already do now. But you added all the gimmicks, which I love. You just went full gimmick. All I can think about is my wife in a referee outfit blowing the whistle, and I'm in. [01:54:12] Speaker B: I'm so into it. I know you're, like, so in for that, which is. Which is great. [01:54:16] Speaker A: That's all I'm in for. I mean, just throwing a flag at you when you're, like, saying, like, your weird fucking words. [01:54:22] Speaker B: Yeah. I mean, if we had a producer, like somebody at third, a third seat, like, that would be great. But, you know, for now, we'll have to do with Chrissy taking care of it, so. But yeah, I think that'll be good. [01:54:37] Speaker A: All right, so a little bit more work, a little bit more preparation. Here's my thing. Here's the problem with us. We say a bunch of shit and we never follow through on it. [01:54:46] Speaker B: Don't matter. I'm coming every day. I mean, I'm coming at the beginning of the week. Mondays, we will go over. Well, listen, here's the thing about being a pop cultural podcast. Things could happen the day before we fucking. [01:54:59] Speaker A: Yeah. So that would be the first quarter. [01:55:01] Speaker B: See, look at this. What's perfect for forgot but not forgotten, the buster screen story. Let's get over this really quick. [01:55:07] Speaker A: Who's bust a screen? [01:55:09] Speaker B: You know who bust the screen. Is he playing the NFL for like 13 years. It was like a safety bust a screen. [01:55:14] Speaker A: Why don't I know that name? That's like a name that should stick in my head, Busta. Because you are a buster. [01:55:25] Speaker B: Oh, all right. I didn't send you the. I did not send you this. [01:55:28] Speaker A: Great. I'm glad because you made it seem like I wasn't doing the right shit. He's been scamming women. [01:55:33] Speaker B: Yes, yes, yes. So, former NFL player Buster Screen, who earned over 40 million during his football career, arrested for from allegedly scanning scamming woman he met on dating sites out of hundreds of thousands of dollars to fund a lavish lifestyle. He is also wanted in Canada for similar charges. [01:55:59] Speaker A: So he did a Canadian broad too. So, okay, so my question is. So he goes, and how's he scamming these women? He going on, going on dates with him like, hey, send me money. [01:56:07] Speaker B: I. [01:56:08] Speaker A: How's that a scam? [01:56:09] Speaker B: I don't even know, bro. [01:56:10] Speaker A: Like, what's the scam aspect of it? [01:56:15] Speaker B: Let's look up. But the scam aspect's got to be that, like, he just like. [01:56:22] Speaker A: If you ask people for money and they give it to you, how is that scam? Hold on. [01:56:27] Speaker B: It's a good point. Arrested in Roswell for scamming woman. All right, let's see. Fox News, Atlanta. [01:56:35] Speaker A: So he opened bank accounts with fraudulent checks and withdrew 100,000. Okay, that makes sense. [01:56:42] Speaker B: Investigators say Ski is screened scammed victims out of roughly 300,000 to fund a lavish lifestyle. More victims may be identified nationwide. He's also wanted in Canada with charge for a hundred thousand dollar check fraud case before fleeing without on bail. Wow. [01:56:59] Speaker A: So he's just fucking riding dirty. Bust a screen. Imagine make a 40 million and blowing it. I actually kind of like this guy. It means he lives hard, you know? He lives hard. I like that. You know, he was gonna, he was like, he around. [01:57:13] Speaker B: He was my zero. He was my zero. That's a hero. [01:57:18] Speaker A: Yeah, he's my hero. That bust the screen's my hero. He, you know, sometimes you get caught. You get caught. You made 40 mil. [01:57:25] Speaker B: If you're not cheating, you're not trying. You know what I mean? [01:57:28] Speaker A: I mean, guess what? Women have been scamming men for money for basically forever. [01:57:32] Speaker B: For centuries. [01:57:33] Speaker A: Yes, for centuries. So it's, it's, it's, it's about time one of us got them. So I'm a big bust of Screen. [01:57:40] Speaker B: He didn't just get one though. Like, I mean, to get $300,000 worth of money, it could be one. [01:57:46] Speaker A: I mean, it could be one or two. So he's probably like, oh, I need this for my bills. I'll give you the money back. Never gave the money back. That's what I'm guessing probably happened. I'm bust a screen, you know, fifth round pick. Bust a screen. [01:57:59] Speaker B: I know, but to make 40 million in your career and then to get caught up doing that, ah, you're just. [01:58:04] Speaker A: Living lavish, you know. [01:58:05] Speaker B: That's crazy work, dude. [01:58:08] Speaker A: Yeah, just think about it. [01:58:10] Speaker B: I am. That's like legitimately nuts. You made over $40 million in like 12 years in the NFL. [01:58:17] Speaker A: Yeah, exactly. So he basically has no, no chance to earn anymore. So he's. Because that's the problem with, with football players. They have no chance to earn after a certain age. So what are you going to do? You could go to work, you could, you know, buy a subway, open some franchises. Or you could just text women and be like, hey, give me money, I promise I'll give it back. And then not give it back. That seems way easier. Big buster screen guy. I love a good scam. So that's a great scam. And women, I'm telling you, women been doing this. Women are doing this girl's trying to do it to you for this trip. She's trying to scam you out of that ticket. [01:58:55] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:58:55] Speaker A: What are you gonna do, sewer for it? [01:58:57] Speaker B: No, no, no. So I am gonna have to tell her probably women later on and be like, I don't know. I'll figure that out. [01:59:05] Speaker A: My wife does it to me now. [01:59:06] Speaker B: I'm in. No scams me, I'm in. No, like, concern of that, though, because, like, I control all the power. I'm the one that has the ticket. It's like, so it's like I just met you five days ago. [01:59:15] Speaker A: So I do think the best part, the best thing that could happen would be if this whole thing was a disaster down there. Like, just like from start to finish, the fake tickets, you know, the guy, the girl that's supposed to come as a guy, all this stuff I like. That would be the best. But you need to really document it either way. If it's bad or it's good, like. [01:59:35] Speaker B: Day by day or like a whole journey. What do you want? I'll do my best. What do you want? [01:59:42] Speaker A: Well, you could do it both. You could do it one or two ways. Just throw everything up on your story. Like that whole bostil beach house. That's what they're doing, just throwing everything up. Or you can wait, take the footage for later and put it all Together in a video. [01:59:55] Speaker B: Okay. [01:59:56] Speaker A: It's up to you. [01:59:57] Speaker B: All right, I'll try and do either. Everything is, like, as it's going, you know, like, hey, like, I'm not gonna do, like, oh, let's do a room. Let's do a room tour. Like, who gives a about that? [02:00:07] Speaker A: If something crazy happens, you need to bring out your phone. You need to bring out your phone. Like, especially if, like, this. The tickets aren't real. [02:00:13] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. [02:00:14] Speaker A: Like, you really need to document the out of there. That, like, if those tickets aren't real, you got your real id. [02:00:20] Speaker B: Oh, that's what I forgot to do before I left my house. I mean, I went and go get it done. So it should be arriving any day. Or if it's not already arrived. I did that a couple weeks ago. [02:00:30] Speaker A: That feels like it's a tight little line. [02:00:32] Speaker B: It is Tight window, but they told me I should be good. I. When I did it, there was. I had three weeks to go, so that's. It's close. [02:00:41] Speaker A: You are fucked. [02:00:43] Speaker B: You're just saying that's just to, like, worry me. [02:00:46] Speaker A: I'm not trying to worry. [02:00:47] Speaker B: You'll be all right. [02:00:48] Speaker A: You don't have it in your possession right now, and you have a Labor Day weekend, and you're leaving on Thursday. Not to stress you out, but I'll be all right. You're not getting it. If it's not, you better check your mailbox. [02:00:59] Speaker B: I. I'm gonna. Okay, I'm gonna. [02:01:03] Speaker A: I can't wait till you text me a picture of you being like, I'm. [02:01:08] Speaker B: I mean, ultimately, I'll call. I can call. Contact Southwest and figure out what I need to do with the airline to. It's not like they're not gonna not let me go. [02:01:18] Speaker A: I think it's a TSA thing, bro. I think they might not let I. [02:01:21] Speaker B: Have my legitimate birth certificate. Like, my by law, my birth certificate. My legitimate birth certificate. [02:01:27] Speaker A: I know what you're saying, but guess what? A birth certificate doesn't have a picture of your face. [02:01:33] Speaker B: Guess what does, though. My previous driver's license. Guess what also does. My past. [02:01:38] Speaker A: No chance. You are sick in the head if you think you're traveling. Maybe the passport card. I don't know. Maybe a passport card. [02:01:44] Speaker B: Listen, I think I'll be all right. [02:01:46] Speaker A: Hold on. I'm gonna look it up now. [02:01:47] Speaker B: I'll be fine. No, don't look it up because it's gonna tell you I probably can't go. I'm not getting stressed out. I already have a stress enough. Oh, my God, my day already. I'm trying to keep my day under wraps today to start working. It's really just not working. [02:02:05] Speaker A: All right, do you want me to stress you out or to relieve you right now? [02:02:08] Speaker B: No, I will figure it out. [02:02:09] Speaker A: So you don't want the answer. [02:02:11] Speaker B: What do you got, Al? [02:02:12] Speaker A: I guess a passport card and a real ID of the same thing. So you can fly with a passport card, which is. [02:02:19] Speaker B: Which I don't believe is true because the passport card is only for by land. Technically, that's why I couldn't go to Dr. Or Aruba. [02:02:31] Speaker A: Yeah, I don't know. [02:02:34] Speaker B: It's definitely used as a form of identification. Like, I definitely can use it. So. [02:02:39] Speaker A: Because I landed by sea and you think it's that cod. I didn't know that that was a thing. [02:02:44] Speaker B: It says it on the card. [02:02:45] Speaker A: One more question about your board. Now, you got different color coded. Why'd you go different color coded. Why'd you go. [02:02:50] Speaker B: Look more legitimate. [02:02:51] Speaker A: So the red. Did you go red? Because now we're getting into crunch timeline. Like, you got more. Okay, third and fourth quarter are red. So I wasn't sure if you were like, okay, time's running out. [02:03:02] Speaker B: It's red. [02:03:04] Speaker A: No. [02:03:06] Speaker B: Nope. [02:03:08] Speaker A: All right, I think you need to flesh out how we're going to go. Go from quarter to quarter. Unless you want a natural flow, we're. [02:03:13] Speaker B: Just going to time it and blow a whistle. [02:03:16] Speaker A: All right, I'm in. Dude, blow the whistle. What's this new. What's this new format called? Is it called anything? We keeping the name of the podcast? We gotta probably change the intro at some point. [02:03:30] Speaker B: Is it still us? [02:03:31] Speaker A: It's still. It's still the original one with the same song, so we probably have to change that. [02:03:35] Speaker B: Jesus Christ, dude. We probably should change that. [02:03:39] Speaker A: Should we just re record it ourselves? Like the same exact song? [02:03:44] Speaker B: I don't know. I don't know. How did. How did you put that one? How'd you. Did he. He. Did he do that? Did he do the answer? Yeah, he made it. [02:03:51] Speaker A: Yeah, I think on his phone. [02:03:53] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:03:55] Speaker A: Brain is bad, but that's all good. [02:03:58] Speaker B: No, we'll scrap. We should scrap everything. [02:04:00] Speaker A: Okay. [02:04:03] Speaker B: I would like to do new name. I would love to do it, but, like, people know it. [02:04:07] Speaker A: No. Yeah, we can't. [02:04:08] Speaker B: People know it. Like, I would love to change the name. I'm. [02:04:11] Speaker A: It's my name. I made the name, so you did. Me? Yes. Oh, I thought. [02:04:15] Speaker B: I thought Nuts made it. [02:04:17] Speaker A: No, fuck Nuts and fucking make the name. [02:04:19] Speaker B: Oh, then if you made the name Then we can keep it. I thought that that was just the previous name that either like Marco and you like. No, I don't know who thought of it. We keep it. People know it. Somebody asked me at the restaurant today, said, are you done with the podcast? I said, no, we just took a little intermission. [02:04:38] Speaker A: We call it a hiatus. That's all it was. [02:04:42] Speaker B: All right, listen, I know we favorite fucking. [02:04:44] Speaker A: We released an episode last week. It just. Nico wasn't on it because he had to go fucking lug a donkey around. [02:04:50] Speaker B: Oh, fuck. I didn't tell you about that. That was fucking. Jesus. [02:04:53] Speaker A: Did it work out? [02:04:55] Speaker B: You know what? It did. It's all good. When we got there, everything worked out for the hour and a half that we were there. Boom. Just a long day. A lot of driving. I drove. I drove so much. I drove from 10am I drove from there. Pickup truck on Route 1, drive to New Hampshire, drive to New Hamp. Load. Loading up the donkey. Loading up a donkey into a trailer. Just want everybody to know. Good fucking luck, yo. [02:05:22] Speaker A: Well, they're stubborn. [02:05:23] Speaker B: Good fucking luck. That shit took an hour and a. [02:05:25] Speaker A: Half to go into the trailer. [02:05:27] Speaker B: To go into the trailer. And I'm not. It was 95 degrees up. [02:05:33] Speaker A: Hot. [02:05:34] Speaker B: It was hot. [02:05:34] Speaker A: Was there holes in the trailer? I don't think there was. Not the way he's going. There's no way. So that donkey was almost dead. Thank God it wasn't that far of a ride. He put him. He put 95 degrees in a close. [02:05:51] Speaker B: He was good. He was good. [02:05:53] Speaker A: He was in a closed moving trailer. [02:05:56] Speaker B: For an hour and 15 minute ride. [02:05:57] Speaker A: An hour 15 minutes, 15 minute ride. Wow. You didn't even like crack the doors for him. [02:06:01] Speaker B: No, we cracked. I. Dude, I had everything. I believe me, I legit. That was my only concern. [02:06:08] Speaker A: Imagine if you go out there, the. The donkey was dead. You said a dead donkey? [02:06:13] Speaker B: No, Me and Skyler were checking them all the time. I kept saying, should we stop? Should we stop and get like pour water on them or whatever? And Scott was like, no, let's just keep going. It was a long drive. So drove from there, New Hampshire to Fitchburg, do the whole thing at Fitchburg, get them all ready, get changed, get him out of Fitchburg. My mom met us back on our way back from New York. So she took him home in the. In the horse trailer with the horse. [02:06:39] Speaker A: So if you don't know, we didn't. I don't know if we said it before. Basically, they have a donkey. They have a family donkey. [02:06:45] Speaker B: Yep. [02:06:46] Speaker A: It's probably my favorite pet in the whole world. [02:06:48] Speaker B: Yeah, he's awesome. [02:06:49] Speaker A: He's the best. [02:06:50] Speaker B: He was great. He did a great job. [02:06:52] Speaker A: I've obviously contemplated getting a donkey for, you know, my revere pad. You know, it seems like a perfect place for a donkey revere. I got like a patch of grass the size of Nico's body, which is small, short and wide. And wide. They bring it up to this wedding now, the wedding now they're supposed to have like, like some type of harness that holds a saddle. Good job. Saddle that holds all these beers. And it's supposed to be like this, you know, was it all Coronas and cuz that would make more sense. So is it all Mexican beers? So for this wedding and you're supposed to. You can go around and he pick up no alcohol. What? What are you talking about? [02:07:39] Speaker B: This is no alcohol. [02:07:41] Speaker A: Okay. [02:07:42] Speaker B: Still doing it. Yeah, we'll. We'll do this one. Last door. No alcohol. They didn't. They decided not to go with alcohol because the lady who was serving alcohol inside didn't want to conflict the two. We had tin buckets and then she had glass bottles of soda, cream soda and root beer. Ibc. [02:08:01] Speaker A: So it was a soda donkey. [02:08:04] Speaker B: We put the bottles in. He takes two steps. The bottles clang together. [02:08:10] Speaker A: They broke. They broke. [02:08:12] Speaker B: He freaked the fuck out. And he took off and smashed two of the bottles together in one of the buckets. So thankfully me, I brought mad clothes as far as a change. So all my clothes I lined the buckets with so the bottles wouldn't move around and clang around so it wouldn't hurt his ears. And then he was good. He just kind of trotted his ass around. So that's why he was getting a little stuff. [02:08:38] Speaker A: Absolutely ridiculous the way you dress for this wedding. You went shorts, you tucked in some button up shirt. You looked ridiculous. [02:08:49] Speaker B: I looked ridiculous. I looked like. What did I? Was I supposed to. [02:08:51] Speaker A: I think, I think you can't wear shorts at this type of thing. I think you need to go paint. [02:08:55] Speaker B: It was an outdoor wedding. [02:08:56] Speaker A: Doesn't matter. [02:08:58] Speaker B: It was hot golf shorts. I basically wore a golf outfit. [02:09:04] Speaker A: I think you needed golf pants. Whatever. [02:09:07] Speaker B: I mean, I look like I look like an animal handler. That's all I know. [02:09:10] Speaker A: You think you did? [02:09:12] Speaker B: Yeah, I think I did. [02:09:13] Speaker A: So the donkey goes crazy. Like how far did he run? [02:09:17] Speaker B: Not, not far. [02:09:18] Speaker A: We were just like panicking. [02:09:19] Speaker B: He just jetted. He wanted to jet, dude. Yeah. [02:09:22] Speaker A: So it didn't even handle beers. It handed out the thing. [02:09:25] Speaker B: Sodas. [02:09:26] Speaker A: Sodas. And the people Would just pick it up. Pick up a soda. [02:09:31] Speaker B: Yeah, well, yeah, we would grab it for them. Or they could grab it. Yeah. We were more concerned with kids running up behind them. And like, don't you think you should. [02:09:38] Speaker A: Have got a harness or a saddle where there was like individual pockets? [02:09:42] Speaker B: That would be great. That would be great. If we like, attached, like koozies. [02:09:46] Speaker A: Yes. [02:09:47] Speaker B: Right. So like the sides. But you got to think about it. You got to find a way to keep it up, like sturdy because like these baskets that my mother bought, like, kind of like sagged, like sagged down. You want them to like stay up. [02:10:02] Speaker A: You're telling me they don't have a donkey saddle that like, like, people must do this all the time. Like your mother didn't think. [02:10:08] Speaker B: Of course I didn't know. My mother did everything last minute. I did everything last minute. And I told my mother, I said, if you ever, ever, ever in your life want to do this again, you have to be available with that trailer because I will not take that donkey. Donkey again in a van. [02:10:23] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:10:23] Speaker B: No way. No, no. [02:10:25] Speaker A: If you ever woke up, that donkey was dead. [02:10:28] Speaker B: It was way, way. First of all, if it was the fall, I would be. It would be totally fine. It was a 95 degree day, so that's, that's one. Summertime is when it's not a 20, 20, 30 minute drive. It was an hour and 15 minutes. All day. All day. There was no shortcutting that. [02:10:47] Speaker A: Yeah, it's bad shape. It's a bad look, you know? Yeah, bad look for you guys to handle it. Got no clue what's going on. He's stubborn. He looks like he comes out there, he's probably hungover. Probably high. [02:10:59] Speaker B: No and no. I was good. [02:11:00] Speaker A: And he just can't eat the donkey. Stubborn. The thing's sagging. All the bottles of sagging, bro. [02:11:08] Speaker B: As soon as we started walking towards the venue, he just like stayed. It's basically like it was like it snapped in his head, like he already knew he had to go to work. [02:11:15] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. [02:11:15] Speaker B: It was crazy. [02:11:16] Speaker A: There has to be a donkey saddle for this, this type of thing. [02:11:19] Speaker B: I'm sure there is. I'm sure there is. [02:11:21] Speaker A: Is this something she wants to do more often? [02:11:23] Speaker B: I believe so, but I don't know. I told her she better charge triple. Because the person that talked to me was like, oh, the closest. The closest next to you guys was 1800. I was like, I could understand why someone pays. Why somebody charges $1800 for transported donkey. First of all, it is not easy easy. Second of all, that's a lot. That's a lot of travel, believe it or not. [02:11:45] Speaker A: She should find out who that is and just look into the saddle because I. I agree with that. I thought when I looked at it that the saddle looked weird. I thought that they provided the saddle for some reason. [02:11:54] Speaker B: No, my mother made that like, three days prior by hand. [02:11:59] Speaker A: Oh, the donkey business. Everyone needs a donkey to come to your place. Nico's going to come, you know, he's going to dress how he's dressed. No, I'm not. I thought. [02:12:09] Speaker B: I thought I looked rather fine. [02:12:11] Speaker A: So you looked in the mirror the other day and you're like, I have three Pokemons at once. Right. I got three demon times. You were walking by a Kai. You didn't realize that you had one tatted on your leg? [02:12:22] Speaker B: No, I did. [02:12:24] Speaker A: Okay, so for the video, you're like, I got it three times. Do you think that that's overkill on the demon time? A little. [02:12:30] Speaker B: I mean, like, yeah, in a way. Yeah. This is my boy. I'm not answering right now. In a way, same thing. I threw the shirt on today. I wore it yesterday, but Ellie wore it today. And I. I was just ready out. So I was like, it. I was like, it, dude. I threw it on and so I got this and the chain on, and he's on my leg. So it. [02:12:54] Speaker A: But do you think at all, like, this is why people don't take you serious, though? I know I've probably asked this before. [02:13:00] Speaker B: For, like, what else am I supposed to wear? What do you want me to wear? You want me wear, like, a Lululemon shirt? I'm not gonna do that. [02:13:09] Speaker A: Yeah, that's true. You know, you gotta be you. You can't be. Delvecchio is just trying to look like the gayest straight kid you've ever met. You know? Like, that's exactly what he is. Like when I saw him at his birthday party with the hat, the thing open, he just looks like the gayest straight kid. [02:13:24] Speaker B: Yeah. Girl told me I gotta get one of those shirts, like a little button down for the concert to, like, fit in. And I'm just, like, thinking about my skin. I'm like, I don't know how that would wear on my back, to be honest with you. [02:13:36] Speaker A: Like, you still have the skin stuff? [02:13:39] Speaker B: Of course I do. Of course. [02:13:40] Speaker A: Have you been going? [02:13:42] Speaker B: Yeah, we're going. Where? Where am I gonna go? I have a prescription I gotta take. [02:13:46] Speaker A: Have you been taking it? [02:13:47] Speaker B: Of course. [02:13:50] Speaker A: All right, all right. Well, hey, guess what? We're back in the lab. We got a whole new direction. I'm jacked up for the whistles. Yeah, we're still here, you fartsucker. Like usual. I guess we'll see you next week. [02:14:04] Speaker B: We will be here next week. Before I take off for Puerto Rico, we will do a whole breakdown of. Maybe a much clearer. Maybe I might have a much clearer picture for myself of what my. What my trip is going to entail. Maybe some itinerary. We will. [02:14:18] Speaker A: Where do you see that fall? What quarter do you see that fall? Opponent, Is that a one or a three? It's a good question. Like, where is that fallen? [02:14:29] Speaker B: I guess it depends on what happens from now to the point of when we. [02:14:35] Speaker A: Record. [02:14:35] Speaker B: Record. Because I even wrote down as like a hot topic, like Travis. [02:14:39] Speaker A: All right, so. So you're telling me right now Taylor. [02:14:41] Speaker B: Swift and then we didn't even talk about that. [02:14:43] Speaker A: You're letting the game come to you right now is what you're saying. You're going to let the game come to come to you. [02:14:47] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:14:48] Speaker A: You're not scripting your first 25 plays. Like we're gonna call these plays no matter what. You're gonna see what the front's like. [02:14:53] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:14:54] Speaker A: So if we got like a lot of, you know. [02:14:56] Speaker B: Yeah. Things. Things can move around. [02:14:57] Speaker A: I think before that could be a third quarter. [02:14:59] Speaker B: I think depending on whatever day we decide on recording the night before. There will be. There will be a. [02:15:05] Speaker A: But the master Bates is always in the second quarter. [02:15:08] Speaker B: I think that that's a good idea. [02:15:09] Speaker A: So we go right from master base to heroes to zero to heroes to. [02:15:13] Speaker B: Zeros to hobby talk, which is basically golf. [02:15:20] Speaker A: Is that what you're saying? [02:15:21] Speaker B: Well, anything that we want to talk about that's like hobby related for us, you know, or sports related movie. You know what I mean? [02:15:27] Speaker A: Hobby talk. Okay. [02:15:29] Speaker B: I'm not. Let's not put a name to things. But you know, you put it on there. [02:15:32] Speaker A: I'm reading what you wrote. [02:15:33] Speaker B: It's a bullet point. [02:15:34] Speaker A: All right, so hobby talk. So, yes, we can talk about any. [02:15:37] Speaker B: Of our movie related. You know, there was. I guess there's a documentary out about the Dallas Cowboys that does look good. So, you know, could be something that we could watch or not gambling. That's going to be a. Definitely a part of the show as we're coming into prime. The best ever gambling season in the whole world. And then, dude, conspiracies. Definitely want to keep that in there. [02:16:02] Speaker A: Definitely. Which quarter would you find this the conspiracies at? [02:16:06] Speaker B: I don't know if you could take conspiracies. And we could use it in the mass of the mass debates category. [02:16:11] Speaker A: I. Maybe. Maybe that's the second quarter or because. [02:16:14] Speaker B: I did right before half, I did put masturbate slash conversations. So maybe we could do masturbate slash conspiracies. I don't know. [02:16:25] Speaker A: Okay. All right. Yeah. So we're still. I'm still game planet. At least you're trying. That means. Guess what that means. You have passion. You want to keep doing. Doing this. [02:16:32] Speaker B: I definitely. [02:16:32] Speaker A: For a while there, we didn't think you wanted to keep doing this. [02:16:35] Speaker B: Yeah, well, listen. [02:16:43] Speaker A: That camera's trying to focus like you read about. You gotta love it. Yeah. It's just. It's because it's so white. I think it's reflecting the light. All right, boys, we'll see you next week. First of all, go get yourself some Dave's hot chicken. They're in the owl business. They might not be in the Nico business yet, but I see that coming in the future. So go get yourself some Dave's hot chicken. It's the best chicken on the face of the plant. If you eat raisin cane, you're obviously a scumbag pedophile rapist. I mean, that's. We could put. Take that to the bank. Yeah. All right, we'll see you next week. [02:17:23] Speaker B: Me. [02:17:49] Speaker A: It.