Ep. 90 | Dat Boy Beau

Episode 90 • July 05, 2024 • 02:22:23
Ep. 90 | Dat Boy Beau
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Ep. 90 | Dat Boy Beau

Jul 05 2024 | 02:22:23

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We are finally back after taking a week off. Scratch that everyone with a set of balls is back. Justin has acid reflux and a tummy ache so naturally he took the podcast off. Selfish is what selfish does. Nico got a game plan for some new content. Maybe his most Ricky Retardo idea of all time. But he is a full fledged grown up now. The boys talk some Myrtle Beach, Karen Read's leaky knot, a little Bruins and Celtics offseason moves, and more. 

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[00:00:47] Speaker A: We are live back at the helm. I'm here. We're still running a two man weave. I don't think you can run a two man weave, but I, you know, give and goes. [00:00:59] Speaker B: Those work we're throwing to ghosts is what we're doing right now. He's gone. [00:01:03] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:01:03] Speaker B: All because he went to raw and had. [00:01:05] Speaker A: What the fuck? He had too much cotton candy. What the hell happened? His gerd, he said his gerd was. [00:01:10] Speaker B: His gerd's acting up. More like his gays acting up, I think. [00:01:15] Speaker A: Just say, I don't know, man. I don't know me. I know that. I didn't throw out my excuse, but I golfed with Al like, two days after that. Listen, man, I drink like six times a year. Got a little hammered, and totally forgot that we have a podcast that we have to report to. [00:01:32] Speaker B: Do you hear that? [00:01:33] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. [00:01:34] Speaker B: We're in the middle of a construction zone. Guys, too, as well. Not done by Del Vecchio. No tile people tiling the basement floor of my house. [00:01:45] Speaker A: So is that what's. That's what. So they getting all tiled on? All over the floors. [00:01:49] Speaker B: They getting tiled on. Then we get in the patio, done. So we got a lot of work cutting and done these next two weeks. [00:01:53] Speaker A: What do you mean, the patio? That behind me, the brick. [00:01:56] Speaker B: All the bricks gone. [00:01:57] Speaker A: Oh, my God, dude. Thank God. Because to be honest, that bricks pretty, pretty brutal. [00:02:02] Speaker B: I think I'm the only one that likes the brick. I like the brick. [00:02:04] Speaker A: Well, like it finished, it's fine. Dude. That bricks been there since we've been kids. It's like jagged now. God forbid if someone falls. [00:02:12] Speaker B: I think it's smooth right now. There's a shit ton of weeds coming up. [00:02:18] Speaker A: Weeds come from. [00:02:20] Speaker B: We're putting some pavers down. That's why there's a fucking pod in the middle of background. If you notice that a few weeks, we're getting too much shit done. [00:02:27] Speaker A: But that's a good thing. We just can't, you know. [00:02:29] Speaker B: Yeah. We're renovating the podcast studio that we don't know if ever is going to get built. Get a straight answer out of boys. [00:02:35] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:02:36] Speaker B: If they're going to build us our shadow, not. [00:02:37] Speaker A: I think he's taking it personal that no one's going to reach the weight loss limit. [00:02:43] Speaker B: He doesn't think Justin's going to make it, dude. [00:02:46] Speaker A: I know. Listen, between me and you, by the time, the next time that we record is probably going to be the deadline, wouldn't you say? It's July 2 now. So essentially we're almost there. July 12. [00:02:58] Speaker B: Technically it's next Friday. [00:02:59] Speaker A: There is. I don't know what Justin weighs in at or what he had to get to do with no, with doing no exercise. And let's just be honest, just can tell us he's eating clean, clean, clean, clean, clean. Yeah, of course you're going to lose that right off the rip. 15 pounders, dude. It's, it's, it's the next tier. [00:03:18] Speaker B: Yeah, I agree. [00:03:18] Speaker A: Of weight loss. [00:03:19] Speaker B: He needs to get to 179. He has to get one to under 180. So he has to get to 179. [00:03:25] Speaker A: And have you had and is there any. I haven't talked to him like, what is the latest? [00:03:31] Speaker B: I think he's like 15 to 20 away. [00:03:34] Speaker A: Yeah, dude, chalk it up. Chalk it up. Cause like. Yeah. Cool. And this is with the gurg. This is, by the way, we're gonna super clip it cause it needs to happen. We're fine with not winning because this contest was supposed to be between me and you. He jumped in cause he wanted to be included. Cool. [00:03:56] Speaker B: He's a little. [00:03:57] Speaker A: He said I'm good at two things. Talking shit and losing weight. [00:04:02] Speaker B: Is that what he said? [00:04:03] Speaker A: Yes. Go back to it. He said, though, because that's when I. [00:04:06] Speaker B: Kind of think he's good at talking. [00:04:07] Speaker A: That's kind of, that's kind of what I went at him for. Cuz I thought he said you just won't shut up. And I'm pretty sure he said talking shit and losing weight is the two things he's good at. Yeah. He left out music. He should leave out music. But, yeah. So it ultimately we don't win. We don't win. That's okay. We're both doing good for ourselves. I would say Al's just vacant in, you know, vacation, to be honest. You got hit. You got hit in a rough patch for this because you had two separate vacations. [00:04:39] Speaker B: Yeah, I mean, I said from the jump that I'm going to be the underdog. [00:04:43] Speaker A: Right. [00:04:43] Speaker B: And we dot the Justin with his peds. He's got the Gerd. He can't eat, he can't drink. He's got all these things going for him. [00:04:49] Speaker A: Yeah. He actually is fucking us, to be honest. [00:04:52] Speaker B: And he's been like 30, 40 pounds less than that weight within the last three years. Me and you have never seen this weight since we've been fucking kids. We couldn't even buy cigarettes legally the last time we saw this. We probably could. We probably weren't even jerking off the last time we saw these weights, bro. [00:05:12] Speaker A: We. I said this, when this all went down, I said, this is drastic. Oh, you could do it. If I challenge somebody and I gave them 90 days to lose 15% of their body fat, just a normal Joe, you pick a. Pick a friend. I could pick a friend. They're not doing it. They're not doing it. I don't think. I mean, just, I think at the stage that we're at, I also think that that's. That definitely, you have to take it into account. We are not MMA fighters. We are not used to cutting weight in, in, you know, twelve weeks time. Even though it's, it's, it's not bad. I wish that it was like, first to lose 20 pounds and, like, report it in, like, on the scale. Take a picture. That morning, Niko. Niko beat everybody to losing 20 pounds. Maybe that would have been a better one. [00:05:59] Speaker B: Maybe that would have been way easier for Justin. Ruined everything. [00:06:03] Speaker A: Yeah. I mean, the whole spirit. We had games planned out. We were going to do challenges, obviously, to help us out, knock down our score. What we initially wanted to do that, I don't know if anybody even cares to remember to date back to this. Me and Aldouse, right off the rip, as soon as this competition started, stepped off the weight scale. You pointed at the papa shot. Anyone who doesn't know what a pop shot is, get out from underneath the Rockets, the little basket, fucking basketball game. You shoot the shot, it rolls back down to you. We said, whoever wins in a pop shot loses a point, which means, like, you got to lose 2.5 pounds, say, off your total. That's great. Fantastic. That's the stuff that we needed. And Justin has about as much vision as Helen Keller when it comes to the content side of things to try and push this and make this intrigue, because we just. I made that video. I made that video as bland as possible because that's exactly what this competition became. It's. [00:06:56] Speaker B: We lost everybody from everyone. [00:06:58] Speaker A: Yeah, no one cares. No one cared. And everyone probably kid within the first. I've maybe a couple in the first month. I got, I got, I had some people gung ho in the comments, you can do this, blah, blah. And it's not even like I laid off. I'm like, I said, I'm happy. I'm down approximately somewhere. It floats, it fluctuates between, like eleven and nine pounds. I'm like, so you have no chance? I have zero chance. [00:07:23] Speaker B: I don't know if I have a chance, but I'm trying. That's all I'm going to say. [00:07:26] Speaker A: I'm not saying I'm. Yeah, I'm not going to. I didn't. I haven't stopped trying. Absolutely not. I haven't stopped trying. My, you know, probably. Did I have to go a little bit more meaner and leaner on the diet? For sure. But would I have wanted to kill myself? Yeah, but, like, I don't want to. I didn't really want to kill myself. [00:07:45] Speaker B: No, that's. That's a good. [00:07:47] Speaker A: You just, you know, I didn't really want to kill him. [00:07:48] Speaker B: He didn't want to kill himself. That's it. [00:07:51] Speaker A: When it comes to it. Hey, listen. [00:07:56] Speaker B: Yes. So now you sign up for the gym? I actually signed up for the gym too. [00:07:58] Speaker A: You did? [00:07:59] Speaker B: I went a revere. Well, wellness. I'm at the revere health and wellness. Robert Haas. [00:08:04] Speaker A: Oh, wait. Yeah, we're at the Haas. [00:08:06] Speaker B: Yes, we're at the hot. [00:08:07] Speaker A: Good, bro. [00:08:07] Speaker B: The old Joe's gym looks exactly the same. Old GBF looks exactly the same. [00:08:13] Speaker A: Doesn't smell like dick. [00:08:14] Speaker B: It does. It smells better. [00:08:15] Speaker A: It smells way better. [00:08:16] Speaker B: Some black paint on everything. [00:08:18] Speaker A: They just threw black paint on everything. [00:08:20] Speaker B: Let's paint it black. [00:08:21] Speaker A: Why is it so, like. Like, do you not, like, walk in there? They'll just be, like, feel, like, in, like, such a revere, like, patriarch. I'm saying revere patriot. Not anything to do with New England, but obviously, like, just revere patriot esque. The most revere patriot esque type gym. [00:08:36] Speaker B: Yes. But I will say that there's no one in there, like, before, like, the old Joe's gym, greater boss of fitness. It was packed, so I actually like it better now. [00:08:44] Speaker A: Dude, GBF used to be too much. Too much. They used to be over capacity. [00:08:49] Speaker B: Do you know Bastille did a video in there once? [00:08:52] Speaker A: No way. [00:08:52] Speaker B: Yeah. What the fuck? It was. Was either, like, Fidelberg or Portnoy running on a treadmill. So they had to. Probably had to find somewhere where there was a treadmill. Yeah, they were just at the top of fucking Joe's gym. [00:09:06] Speaker A: That's fucking. [00:09:06] Speaker B: Just right where you were doing your treadmill talks. [00:09:09] Speaker A: Yeah, probably. They kept it. They kept that. Obviously. They literally just kept everything and just read. They just ripped up. I know the kid. That is one of the managers over there. They ripped up all the carpet. Yeah, they had to. [00:09:23] Speaker B: You have to clean that shit up. My question is, when is this sauna gonna get ready? [00:09:27] Speaker A: The sauna is ready. [00:09:28] Speaker B: No, no, the steam rooms ready. I mean, I've been in the steam room. [00:09:31] Speaker A: Oh, that's the steam. Oh, sauna they sauna. It said it could be any day. It's a work. It's literally. So as you're walking, I don't know if you've seen it, but as you're walking to the steam room, the sauna is right there on the right, and you can actually open up the door. And it's a bunch of this, like, all can. It looks like this over there. Like, all construction, but they actively. They're, like, actively doing it, which is cool. [00:09:56] Speaker B: I got to get. I got to get a date of. I got to get a date from these people. [00:10:00] Speaker A: I wonder if I wolf. I mean, now, usually it's probably dry sauna guy. [00:10:04] Speaker B: I don't mind a steam room. [00:10:05] Speaker A: Really. I. I think I rather the steam room. [00:10:09] Speaker B: I like when I get on a song. [00:10:10] Speaker A: Dude, I had to get out of the steam room, though, yesterday. I. Dude, it got mad hot. [00:10:13] Speaker B: How many times you go in? [00:10:15] Speaker A: Just once. I'm right now. [00:10:16] Speaker B: Just touch it once. [00:10:17] Speaker A: Right now. I hit it. And so it lights up max. [00:10:20] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:10:20] Speaker A: And I time it seven minutes. [00:10:22] Speaker B: Oh, you're seven. I got through two. Two runs. A ten. [00:10:26] Speaker A: Yeah. You got water in there with you? [00:10:28] Speaker B: You sitting down water. But I don't. I try not to hit it. [00:10:31] Speaker A: You try not to hit the water? [00:10:33] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. [00:10:33] Speaker A: I. For some reason, everything was in there. [00:10:37] Speaker B: I definitely need. [00:10:38] Speaker A: I bought, um, off the tick tock shop. I bought two sauna tees. [00:10:43] Speaker B: Oh, like the. Yeah, I have a whole sauna rustling outfit that. That Russell's used to cut weight. I gotta find it. Once back in the day, I was in another weight loss competition, and I bought it when I was doing insanity. [00:10:58] Speaker A: Remember, it's a. Yeah. P nine, dude. [00:11:00] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:11:01] Speaker A: Remember p 90 x, dude. Yeah, dude, we flex like, 90 px. [00:11:06] Speaker B: Yeah, I had the full. The full Russell and cut. It was called cut and weight with the k. Yeah. Like a Russell's use it. It's. It's like a. It looks like a wetsuit. Like that. You'd go into the water. [00:11:16] Speaker A: Well, it's tight. [00:11:17] Speaker B: Oh, it's tight. I definitely have it somewhere in the hat. The whole nine. [00:11:21] Speaker A: Wow. [00:11:22] Speaker B: You fucking sweat like crazy. [00:11:24] Speaker A: Like, right off the rip. [00:11:25] Speaker B: You probably lose eleven pounds just in water. [00:11:27] Speaker A: Really? [00:11:28] Speaker B: Yeah, guaranteed. So, like, something like that. If you. If you pulled something like that off before you weigh in, you might get lucky. [00:11:35] Speaker A: You see these guys? You see the guys, you see the UFC guys, they go into those, like. [00:11:39] Speaker B: Um, the chambers and. [00:11:40] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was just gonna say, did you remember, like, the stuff that, like, you. They almost looks like, they look like a crisscross applesauce and only their head sticking out. And they're in like a fucking little tent. [00:11:49] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:11:49] Speaker A: Looks like a kid's tent, but, like. [00:11:51] Speaker B: In fit dirt cheap on an Amazon sauna. Like things. The tents. [00:11:56] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:11:57] Speaker B: Wow. Goes up to your neck. [00:11:59] Speaker A: Yeah, I honestly, I don't think that would mind that I. Yeah, I mean. [00:12:04] Speaker B: That'S really busting your balls for. How bad do you want it? That's the question. I. The thing is, if Justin's really close to winning, I told you before, I would think about amputating. I can't lose to Justin in anything. I don't care if he doesn't make it. [00:12:18] Speaker A: You don't lose to him. If we all lose, you don't. Technically, I know you don't lose. [00:12:22] Speaker B: Like, that's where we have to get to. We have to get to a point. I'd like to add a few more percentage points to Justin. I do not think he's eating 100% clean. I know he eats pizza at the restaurant. I know he's doing all these things in front of people. He's doing it. And I have to scream at them. You will lose your job if you don't get me a video. You will lose a fucking job. I'll legit fire someone. [00:12:43] Speaker A: Times, ticking times. [00:12:45] Speaker B: We only got like, ten days. [00:12:47] Speaker A: Got ten days. Somebody was somebody out of this little rat pack. Somebody has to come a fucking photo. But no, I. [00:12:54] Speaker B: This is more than a weight loss competition at this point. [00:12:57] Speaker A: Well, it immediately, for me, did not become a weight loss competition as soon as Justin joined. And I love Justin that it just like, you gotta, like, read. Read the situation and, like, notice that it would be a more amusing thing for us to go through and maybe like, Justin be like a mentor to us, someone that's done weight loss before. But no, Justin had to get involved. Justin also has, like, 17 medical stipulations. Clearly. [00:13:24] Speaker B: Yes. Yep. [00:13:26] Speaker A: So it's like, plus, he's gay. [00:13:28] Speaker B: So you add that all in. You add in that he's gay. You add in that he has the gird. He's really. The decks really stacked together. Gay kids can lose weight really fast. [00:13:36] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:13:37] Speaker B: They're always in good shape. Every gay person I know is in great shape. There's a couple fat, fat gays. Not many. [00:13:45] Speaker A: How about. I mean, that's a total. It's a total segue. But, like, the most domestic violence is come from, like, gay couples. [00:13:52] Speaker B: Two guys, dude. Or like, two, like, butchy girls. [00:13:55] Speaker A: Yeah. Well, it's gays or lesbians. Yeah, for sure. [00:13:57] Speaker B: Just beating the piss out of each other. [00:13:59] Speaker A: Yeah, they're very aggressive. [00:14:01] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:14:01] Speaker A: And I've met women who I buy, and I can see the aggressiveness. Oh, yeah. [00:14:07] Speaker B: They just. [00:14:08] Speaker A: I'm like, dude, no, they can snapdez. Got a snap the other day. [00:14:13] Speaker B: Snapped on by somebody. [00:14:14] Speaker A: Girl. No, no. Said, I got a Snapchat. Girl was like, oh, you know. [00:14:18] Speaker B: Oh, you got a snap. Okay. [00:14:19] Speaker A: Didn't really like the answer I got. So the phone went through the window. She threw her phone, like, dude, this big ass window. Like, yeah, yeah, just one of those. It's literally like a patio window, you know, like, with the panels on it. She, like, went through a foursome. The phone just went through it all. [00:14:39] Speaker B: Because she didn't like the response she got from somebody. [00:14:42] Speaker A: Yeah, well, she was, like, arguing with her parents, something like that. I'm like, dude, that's, like, aggression. Aggression. [00:14:47] Speaker B: She was like, you gonna eat my box tonight? And the other girl was like, no, you know, I don't feel that good today. I feel tired falling through the fucking window. I like that. [00:14:56] Speaker A: Fuck you. [00:14:57] Speaker B: Who's gonna eat this box now? [00:14:58] Speaker A: Who is gonna eat this box now? Cause you can't, you know, shame. [00:15:04] Speaker B: Speaking of boxes, Karen Reid. Mistrial. [00:15:07] Speaker A: Karen Reid, mistrial. What's up, brother? Tuesday. Tuesday. [00:15:12] Speaker B: Special teams. [00:15:13] Speaker A: Special teams, special play, special players, special player. The lawyer and Mitts Reed. Have you seen the photos that they've been? [00:15:23] Speaker B: I don't know if it's fake or AI. [00:15:25] Speaker A: Oh, really? I think that's people saying, I thought that was an app. I thought that was gonna be an incoming potential if you were to see those videos. Cuz fucked Danny. Chef Danny brought was like, dude, do you see this? Because, you know, older people, like, so into the trial. Oh, my God, it's my mother, too. And it's. I feel like it's everyone. Old people so into trial, they worry, but they've. They like trials, dude. [00:15:50] Speaker B: They love trials. [00:15:51] Speaker A: Why do you think he love Court TV? [00:15:54] Speaker B: It's been since OJ. Think about when we were younger. They were going crazy. [00:15:57] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:15:58] Speaker B: My grandmother was fucking diddling herself to the OJ child. Like, think about how much they watched that. A full year trial she watched every fucking day. Every fucking day. [00:16:07] Speaker A: She watched public, right? That's public shit. [00:16:08] Speaker B: That was the first one on Court TV or the first big one on Court TV. They watched every single fucking second. Correct me if I'm wrong over a year. [00:16:16] Speaker A: Correct me if I'm wrong when something like that is big enough do they broadcast it or no, and they're not allowed to. Like, Aaron Hernandez. Was that on tv? [00:16:25] Speaker B: Yes. [00:16:26] Speaker A: Or was that not. [00:16:27] Speaker B: Yes, it was. [00:16:27] Speaker A: But the trial I'm talking about, not, like, the prosecution where they basically tell him, like, he's about to be guilty and get set 25 years. No, no. Yeah, but do I got it all fucked up? [00:16:35] Speaker B: I mean, I'm pretty figure out wrong. I'm pretty sure the Aaron Hernandez trial was 100% televised. Even the testimony, all that. [00:16:43] Speaker A: Okay, right. Because then that's when the. I remember when, like, the tweets and all those shit came out about the. [00:16:49] Speaker B: Girlfriend, John, Bonnie and Ramsey, everything's been on tv since OJ. Yes, OJ on. [00:16:54] Speaker A: Right. And they was. Dude, is that. That's it. That early eighties? [00:17:00] Speaker B: No, 95. Oh, when was the Knicks in the finals? Yeah, like 95. 96. Was that Bronco chase? 95. [00:17:07] Speaker A: Oh, okay. I was just thinking you were like, one or two. I'm always thinking of, like, I don't know why I just go back to, like, straight out of Compton days, like, easy. Those are easy. [00:17:17] Speaker B: Late eighties. [00:17:18] Speaker A: Those are late eighties. [00:17:19] Speaker B: Early nineties. [00:17:20] Speaker A: Early nineties. Okay, Compton. [00:17:23] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:17:23] Speaker A: Yeah. Well, no, I'm just trying to think, like, there was so much shit that gone on, you know? [00:17:28] Speaker B: Okay, so whether it's like, Rodney King is what I was. Rodney King. Easy E. Rodney King's that guy that got killed by him in 92. That was the LA riots. [00:17:39] Speaker A: I get him and Don King confused all the time. So I think that Don King and who. Rodney King. So I think Don King is the guy that got the shit beat out of him on the highway. [00:17:49] Speaker B: Wrong. Opposite. [00:17:50] Speaker A: Right. [00:17:51] Speaker B: Rodney King. [00:17:51] Speaker A: No, I don't know. I don't even think of Rodney. I just think that the guy Rodney who got beat up is visually image is Don King with the. [00:18:00] Speaker B: Here. [00:18:00] Speaker A: Right. [00:18:01] Speaker B: Tyson promoter. [00:18:02] Speaker A: Mike Tyson's only in America. Right? Got fucked up. [00:18:07] Speaker B: No, he probably should have, though. He was a piece of shit. I would assume he stole money from a bunch of people, but, yeah, Don King's. [00:18:15] Speaker A: So that guy's. Yeah. They're not the same person. [00:18:16] Speaker B: They're not. Do have the last name King, though. Do you know who else is this last name King? [00:18:20] Speaker A: Mon. [00:18:20] Speaker B: Virgo. [00:18:21] Speaker A: Oh. I'm telling you, I'm technically also right about what said Martin. Martin Luther. [00:18:30] Speaker B: That is true. [00:18:30] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:18:31] Speaker B: Junior. He had a father. [00:18:33] Speaker A: I told you. Do you agree with this ranking of fast food? This is when, like, this competition first started and. No, I don't think it started. It was about to start because we were clear on this burgers, Burger King. No, wait a minute. What did I say? Chicken was Wendy's, Burger was Burger King, fries was McDonald's. And if we were to go with, like, soda selection, 100% has to be Taco Bell. [00:18:59] Speaker B: I can't find fault in that ranking. If you're going for the, like, the top four, like Taco Bell, Wendy's, Burger King, McDonald's. If we just accepting those because some core four. The core four. [00:19:09] Speaker A: The core four. [00:19:10] Speaker B: That's the core four. I agree with those rankings 100%. Now some people are going to say a chicken sandwich from Burger King is the best chick. No, it's fucking Wendy's. Number six. Throw some cheese on it and give me some honey mustard. [00:19:22] Speaker A: I don't. I don't get. I don't get chicken from Burger King. And I'm a Burger king. I, like. [00:19:26] Speaker B: My people say that they have the best chicken, though. It's crazy to me. [00:19:29] Speaker A: I, by accident, through, like, uber eats one time, I've gotten, like, a ten piece. [00:19:34] Speaker B: Oh, no, that's trash. [00:19:35] Speaker A: Those are fucking garbage. [00:19:37] Speaker B: No. And I know McDonald's chicken nuggets, like, suck. Like, not suck, but, like, a bad for you. They're the best chicken nugget. Yes, they're the best chicken nugget. [00:19:47] Speaker A: Those Wendy spicy nuggets. [00:19:48] Speaker B: Wendy's ones are good, too. [00:19:49] Speaker A: I don't know. [00:19:50] Speaker B: I would put the game on the. [00:19:51] Speaker A: Head with the spicy now, but that's why. That's why I'm team chicken for Wendy's. I think Wendy's represents chicken. [00:20:00] Speaker B: Well, I would go with that for the sole reason of you get the spicy chicken sandwich, which I think is the most superior one. [00:20:06] Speaker A: It's good. Yeah, it's very. It's very good. That's like, my core four for that. [00:20:11] Speaker B: I can't wait for this fucking competition to be over so I can slam. [00:20:15] Speaker A: Yeah. So I took your advice. Definitely gonna be. I'm off Monday, Tuesdays, and Wednesdays. Without a doubt. It's gonna be. It's gonna be a summer swing of ice cream going on. [00:20:26] Speaker B: Yeah. You gotta do it. [00:20:27] Speaker A: Yeah. And then coming up. We're close. I have some equipment coming in. [00:20:34] Speaker B: There we go. Yeah. [00:20:35] Speaker A: Gonna try and start to stream this NC double a shit. But I'm thinking about getting somebody or yourself, and I'm gonna try to do this whole Persona thing where it's, like, built around, you know, obviously, I think it's funny because we grew up on, you know, um, what's the movie al? We stuck in. Stuck in college. [00:20:58] Speaker B: Stuck in college. [00:21:00] Speaker A: Van wilder oh, right, national lampoons. [00:21:02] Speaker B: Yeah. Van wilder. [00:21:03] Speaker A: Yeah. So a near 30 year old. I'm gonna go down like the revere theater, the revere field. Just set up. I think I can just set up a tripod and I think with even, like, if I don't have a cameraman, I could do it on my own. Seriously, I'm gonna set a, set up a legit hype reel, the whole nine yards. I have a legit, I have legit, I have, like an equipment. Legit equipment coming in for streaming. And I also have attire coming in. [00:21:32] Speaker B: Hold on, you, self helmet and shoulder pads to streaming. [00:21:35] Speaker A: I'm going to get the shoulder pads from lucieck. [00:21:39] Speaker B: Okay. [00:21:39] Speaker A: I talked to him about if I could get, because I might, because when I stream, this might be fully padded, not just a helmet. [00:21:45] Speaker B: I think that's unbelievable. [00:21:46] Speaker A: Might go full pad, like, leg like pads, accessories, the whole thing. Being almost 30 years old, you know me, like I will flowing out of it. Yeah. I will get you exactly what I would look like if I committed to Oklahoma. Essentially, that's what it'll look like. That's what I'm going to try and paint the picture. Come up with a commitment day, because at first, when I start my road to glory, I won't be committed. [00:22:08] Speaker B: You're going balls in right now. [00:22:09] Speaker A: This is something that you got to go for. [00:22:12] Speaker B: I actually love that idea of you. Just like us putting the hype train, hype hype tape up of you. [00:22:17] Speaker A: Yeah, like, you know, and to keep it, you got to keep it. Because if once it's like, you know. [00:22:24] Speaker B: No, you're going to improve on that 40 time. Yeah, yeah, we're trying to improve here. [00:22:27] Speaker A: Yeah, like, I'm gonna be day one. Like, I'm gonna be exactly, like, going through, going through the stuff. Like, you know, you know, thought of, like, I think I'm gonna do a separate, I'm gonna try and create a separate page because I want to see how good I can do with the traction. I don't want to use my own personal account, but sports by sneak. I think. [00:22:46] Speaker B: I think you should just fucking do it all on one. Fuck it. You already got a thousand followers or whatever you got. Just keep into it because it can still, it doesn't have to be strictly that, like, that mixed in with your other shit is funny to me. [00:23:00] Speaker A: I guess we'll cross that bridge when. [00:23:02] Speaker B: We get, like the, like you in full paths. Streaming video games is ridiculous. Does anyone do that right now? [00:23:10] Speaker A: No, not that, you know, not that I know of. Not that I know of. I just think that it would. I think it would be great. I think it would be awesome. I know how I could do it. There's a lot to do in the game alone, but essentially, like, road to glory, you know? Like, we play three games. That's it. Boom. That's all you got out of the road of glory. Then you got to. You got to come back for the next three games. That's what we do. Or if we lose. You know what I mean? I got to figure out a system where I can get retention so I could get eyes to keep coming back. If I just do it all in one shot, then. One. [00:23:44] Speaker B: No. Yeah. [00:23:44] Speaker A: Then what? My career is over. [00:23:45] Speaker B: No, no. [00:23:46] Speaker A: Like, my. Well, actually, truly, it's not. I'm only a freshman, so, like, that's. [00:23:50] Speaker B: The cool thing is at least I. [00:23:52] Speaker A: Could take this guy. [00:23:53] Speaker B: Sure. [00:23:54] Speaker A: Yeah, I could take that guy, and you could take you guys. An important intimidate. [00:23:57] Speaker B: Oh, so now you're into Madden. I like. [00:24:00] Speaker A: That could potentially. You got. I got. I got at least two, three years of college. [00:24:04] Speaker B: We need to think. I think we need to think full time. Like, I think, like, if you're gonna be. So. I don't. I don't know the road to glory. Glory. But do they have, like, two days and shit like that, like, in the game? [00:24:14] Speaker A: I don't. We don't know what, though. They're gonna. They just came out with what the dynasty is. Like, they've been doing. It's called deep. Just, like, deep dives. And they keep deep diving each thing. The road to glory is the last thing that they're gonna cover. [00:24:27] Speaker B: I think that you need. [00:24:28] Speaker A: Unfortunately, this year, I don't come out of high school. I don't play high school ball. [00:24:33] Speaker B: I just think, like, you. Like, I'm just thinking. Okay, so when I played football, right. Yeah, we went. We went to fucking, like, a fucking hall to watch game tape. Like, unique. Like, we sat in these old, like, recliners. Like, it was like a CCD classroom just to watch fucking game tape. Like, I think you need to be doing that shit. Running hills. Like, you need to, like, actually, like, take this as serious as possible. [00:24:57] Speaker A: Yes, bro. Yes. [00:24:58] Speaker B: Like, you're watching game tape, and it's really just like fucking sketch playing NC double A. You know me. [00:25:03] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. I'm totally with you on that. Glad you share. I'm glad you share the vision, because that's exactly what. [00:25:09] Speaker B: That's what it needs to be. [00:25:10] Speaker A: That's what it needs to be. [00:25:10] Speaker B: Like, I need. I need some type of visual of you throwing up in the full uniform because you just ran hills for an hour. [00:25:16] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. I got a blue penny. I got. I got. Don't worry. I know it. This is. This is something that, like, I wanted to. I've been wanting once the game got announced. [00:25:26] Speaker B: You need your own thing, dude. This is. [00:25:29] Speaker A: I'm like, this is. This is it. It doesn't have to be too crazy as far as, like, all I need is, like, what we have here. I need a clear cut image and just, like, system, you know? I don't want to be, like, lagging and stuff. So I have people that are streaming before. That's who I'm going to not doing it on my own. I seeked out help. People are, like, more than willing to help me, which is fucking awesome. You know, putting together, like, lists for me of, like, what not to get and what definitely what you want to firstly get. Cause, you know, it's. This is a little bit of a chunk of change. [00:25:58] Speaker B: A new firefighter. [00:26:00] Speaker A: Yes. [00:26:00] Speaker B: Okay. [00:26:01] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's my guy. Yeah, that's my guy. Seth. Tata. Shout out to Seth. He's been helping me because he was doing it a little bit before me last year. Yeah. So I'm excited. [00:26:13] Speaker B: I'm jacked up for that. [00:26:14] Speaker A: I think it's gonna be. I think it's gonna be dope. [00:26:16] Speaker B: I want you to, like, that first, like, week to feel like you wanna quit, like. Cause I could just think about you working up because always that first couple weeks is tough. Like, the workouts and stuff. That's what you need to do. Get people buying into this. Buying into you. [00:26:31] Speaker A: Well, after. So whatever it is, I think right after the holiday, I have time right now where I'm gonna go. And not like, today, but, like, in the next coming days, I'm gonna go. I have the tripod, but go down. Got a little. Got some. Got some stuff I think drop, like, a teaser trailer right after the 4 July. Like it. I like it a lot, you know. [00:26:54] Speaker B: Yeah, I've got. [00:26:55] Speaker A: I will come back. What I gotta. [00:26:57] Speaker B: Yeah, you know, we gotta come up with some taglines for. [00:27:02] Speaker A: Like, to, what to call, like, the story. Is it, like, just your story? [00:27:05] Speaker B: Like, you're fucking 30 years old a. You're playing video games, which is ridiculous in its own right. Yeah, but you're actually fully padded, like, taking this as serious as possible. [00:27:15] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm taking it, I'm taking it. I have a girdle. [00:27:20] Speaker B: Yeah, you gotta, you gotta. [00:27:20] Speaker A: I have a girdle. I have thigh pads, knee pads. I got cleats. [00:27:24] Speaker B: Like, alby starts tackle football this year, I'm sure. [00:27:28] Speaker A: Wow. [00:27:29] Speaker B: I'm sure we might have some access to some shit. Yeah, because I might be assistant coaching, so I might have some access to some shit as well. [00:27:37] Speaker A: Listen, college football runs all of a sudden now from, it's gonna start coming up right now, mid July, early August, and it's gonna run all the way until January. So my character by no means is going anywhere anytime soon. That's what the whole thought was. [00:27:54] Speaker B: Yup. [00:27:56] Speaker A: That's what I think the best idea to do is. That's why I'm saying like three weeks at a time. I don't know what difficulty I'm gonna go on. That's like, this is stuff that I haven't gone out yet, I think, get the trailer out, get the idea out and throw it in people's face and then let people maybe if they want to chime in, chime in. But if not, right now it's looking like an all pro or above all pro, not, not the max. [00:28:20] Speaker B: I want to form some skits too. [00:28:22] Speaker A: I want it to be difficult. [00:28:23] Speaker B: You know how? Like in between, I don't know. I don't know how it is. But like, even in the madden shit, when you create your own guy, like, they give you these scenarios like, do you want to go potty with the friends? Do you want to do this? Like, you need to do that shit. [00:28:32] Speaker A: Too, like in between shit in this game? Yeah, I have to maintain a GPA. [00:28:37] Speaker B: That's what I'm saying. [00:28:38] Speaker A: I have to do schoolwork in the game. My God. Yes. This is take a class. Oh, yeah. No, like, I'm like, what? I have, like my helmet on and like all else, and I'm just sitting there like, what's the capital of Georgia? [00:29:00] Speaker B: We can get you into like revere high for like a class I know. [00:29:04] Speaker A: I can get into. Reveal. Hi. [00:29:05] Speaker B: Like legit. Like a class like you all getting taught by people. [00:29:09] Speaker A: Oh, with like a teacher in front of me? Like you actually teacher? [00:29:12] Speaker B: No. They actually let you take a class? [00:29:14] Speaker A: Oh, no, no, I don't think. [00:29:16] Speaker B: I know we get into much. [00:29:18] Speaker A: Yeah, I don't have that much pole. I have pole, but not that much. I don't think enough for them to support that. This thing would have to blow up. Blow up? [00:29:26] Speaker B: Yeah, it would have blow up. [00:29:28] Speaker A: I have to blow up like you. [00:29:30] Speaker B: And fucked I full thing. You got the football on your arm because you can't drop because maybe you fumbled in the game before. Yeah, I mean, so now you're holding that ball. [00:29:37] Speaker A: It's gonna be a little bit of a different, it's gonna be a little bit of a different aspect. Cuz I'm actually gonna have to go into character of myself for this time because even when I'm away from the game, I would like if people, like, even if they snapped a picture or took a video, like, holy shit. Like that's like now knowing you. [00:29:53] Speaker B: Are you gonna be a wide receiver? [00:29:55] Speaker A: No. [00:29:55] Speaker B: Okay. What are you gonna be? [00:29:56] Speaker A: Quarterback. [00:29:58] Speaker B: You want to be a quarterback? [00:29:59] Speaker A: Yeah, I want to be a quarterback. The first time through. I want to be a quarterback. [00:30:02] Speaker B: Are you, are you at all worried like in real life you don't have an arm? Like you got a marshmallow arm? [00:30:08] Speaker A: Um. [00:30:09] Speaker B: How fucking I don't know. I don't know if you have a marshmallow arm or not. [00:30:13] Speaker A: No, I can let it, I can. [00:30:14] Speaker B: Let it go and let it go. [00:30:15] Speaker A: I just like from doing it so much, I. My arms not like I'm no, I don't have no tank. I have like accuracy and I have like, I would say out of a hundred, it, like for my range, I would say I'm somewhere like 80. Like not 80 yards. I'm saying like, my arm can go like a good amount. Like 45. I could throw a ball 40, 50 yards. [00:30:38] Speaker B: So you, are you like categorizing yourself as a Johnny Mansell 2.0? [00:30:43] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:30:43] Speaker B: Yeah, because I feel like that's how you feel. Like you. [00:30:47] Speaker A: I'm the improviser, I'm the, I'm the risk taker. [00:30:50] Speaker B: I'm the scrambling. [00:30:51] Speaker A: I'm the unorthodox. I am unorthodox. I'm 30 years old and about to play in my first, you know, and be a freshman at we don't know where. I know where I want to go. I know where my heart is. But you got to see what offers are on the table. [00:31:05] Speaker B: It's definitely Oklahoma. [00:31:06] Speaker A: It's 1000%. I'm a boomer sooner to the death. But what if I'm offered a starting job as a freshman at Florida? [00:31:13] Speaker B: You got to play. [00:31:14] Speaker A: The transfer portal is in the game. Yeah. [00:31:15] Speaker B: Oh, no. [00:31:17] Speaker A: See what I'm saying? You see what I'm saying? [00:31:20] Speaker B: I just had a serious conversation with somebody that I was like, yeah, Niko's like, he's growing up. He's, he's definitely maturing. You know, he's doing all. And then we have this conversation. I'm like, he actually is mature. This is unbelievable. [00:31:34] Speaker A: I love this. [00:31:35] Speaker B: I love this idea. [00:31:36] Speaker A: Yeah, man, that's, that's what. [00:31:38] Speaker B: Content for days. [00:31:39] Speaker A: That's what, dude, that's, you just gotta. [00:31:42] Speaker B: Put 100% in there. [00:31:43] Speaker A: You said, you told me I gotta start. You gotta start doing shit. That's what Mako did. That's, that's Mako, like, only Rose because he wouldn't stop. [00:31:52] Speaker B: That's it. [00:31:53] Speaker A: And like, you know, you got to be undeniable in some sense. What, what realm do I want to dance in? Well, the floor that I want to dance on is in the entertainment and sports industry. How can I get into that? I got to put myself in there. So that's what's going on with, with, with this game coming out and, and shit like that. So I'm excited. That's going to be, it's going to be fun. [00:32:14] Speaker B: Well, you're going to get the initial hype of the game, so let's do that. Do you need to get that teaser trailer done? [00:32:18] Speaker A: That's, that's why I, that's also why this is gonna be a mega Sonic game. People, like I said, like, of your age and even older, gonna come back and dip back into this game because it is that fucking good. Well, it's like, that missed, but also, like, they've ramped this game up and they've made it, like, very, very, very realistic. So. [00:32:42] Speaker B: Yeah, and then the people that are gonna call you gay for playing video games, who cares? [00:32:46] Speaker A: I mean, those are the same people that probably spend money on designer clothes that they wear once and then throw in the fucking closet or, you know, those are people that I kind of like, shoulda, coulda, woulda kind of people. I noticed that, like, you know, you're just like, what do you think? I'm ashamed I don't have a good, I don't have a girlfriend or anything like that. Like, you think if you think because I play video games that that's the reason why that isn't a thing that's wrong. I just think that, that. I don't think that's accurate. I would agree those two things, people want to correlate. I do not think at all. Cause I think more than likely a girl would rather a dude be home playing fucking video games with his boys on a Friday night than fucking at the greatest boss sniffing some fucking dirty girl's ass. [00:33:31] Speaker B: I think if they had to choose those two, probably right. Yeah. [00:33:34] Speaker A: One's more passive than the other. [00:33:36] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:33:37] Speaker A: Yeah. I'm dressed up in full football gear, honey, and I'm going for the rose ball. [00:33:41] Speaker B: Yeah, dad, I was, you know, I. [00:33:43] Speaker A: Mean, I'm not at the grand doing coke in the bathroom yet. You know, it's two totally different. Two totally different. Who knows, though? That could happen. That could happen. That could be a plot. I hope I get popped for something, you know? [00:33:55] Speaker B: Okay, so you need a manager at some point that. Someone to play? Manager? [00:34:00] Speaker A: No, an agent. [00:34:01] Speaker B: That's someone to play. An agent. Someone to play, like, maybe the dean or, like, the ad or. You need your head coach. You need your head coach. [00:34:11] Speaker A: Ah, yeah. Oh, okay. [00:34:12] Speaker B: You know what I mean? You need those two things, I think, for a running thing throughout the season. [00:34:16] Speaker A: You have an office? Do you have an office? [00:34:19] Speaker B: I got a couple offices, yeah. [00:34:21] Speaker A: So I think. I think skits being, like, bring in, sit down, maybe play a little tape. But, like, we play tape. Like Manziel. Like, this is like, the funny stuff that I think about. Like, manziel, like, throwing, like, a brutal, bad pic. Like, scrambling around, throwing a brutal, like, dude, we just can't be having this right now. What is going on? You know, go through it all and just little stuff like that. You integrate it more. You make people more intrigued to, you know, like, because how else am I going to convince people, like, hey, watch a 30 year old dress up in football equipment play a video game that just came back for the first time in eleven years? [00:34:54] Speaker B: Yeah. In my opinion, you're not. You're creating a character. So you got to look at this as, like, a fucking character that you're just playing with him as well. But it's like, you're playing the game, but you're really creating this whole world. [00:35:06] Speaker A: I had a fucked up, like, fucked up, fantasized dream that this got traction. And then, like, by next year, Oklahoma invited me out to spring ball, and I got to, like, suit up. [00:35:16] Speaker B: You see, like, something like that. You're so delusional. Like, you're delusional that you think that's actually possible. That wasn't a dream. Like, you've thought about this before. Off, off dream. You've thought about this. Like, you've been in the shower being like, what if. [00:35:30] Speaker A: No, I was, like, just air thrown in my living room, like, two days ago. Like, going through, like, going through progressions. [00:35:37] Speaker B: You. [00:35:40] Speaker A: I'm literally sitting there, bro. I'm, like, sitting there staring at my wall in my living room. My tv's behind me, and I'm sitting there and I'm, like, just getting going. And I'm just, like, looking around. I'm doing stuff, and then I'm just like, oh, man. And I sim, like, this is going to be fucking nuts. [00:35:58] Speaker B: You might, like, legitimately need to study defenses. Like, I'm talking, like, how to tell the difference between a zone and a man. Cover two, cover three. [00:36:04] Speaker A: I'll tell you right now, like, from playing quarterback for just a little bit of time. I know, I know. Like the basic, I want to go. Let's go. Let's go further. Yeah, let's go further. Let me be. I want to develop me being a quarterback that's not actually a quarterback, but. [00:36:18] Speaker B: Would be cool is you know the guy baldy. Baldy Q. [00:36:22] Speaker A: Is it bad that I don't, you know who that is? [00:36:25] Speaker B: You probably know him. He always breaks down film. He's a film guy. He's an NFL guy. Baldy might have been a former NFL guy. Baldy, he does all. He breaks down film. Like, I love the guy down. You off film would be sick. [00:36:38] Speaker A: Oh, man. Does he have, like, a cameo that's like our best bet? [00:36:42] Speaker B: Oh, he might. We should look that up. [00:36:44] Speaker A: That's, that's how bad that I've, listen, I already got, I guarantee I was. [00:36:49] Speaker B: Going to reach us former quarterbacks that are on cameo, so I was going to be dirt cheap. [00:36:53] Speaker A: Okay. Reach out to a former quarterback. As soon as I commit, I get, like, I pay for like three of them. Three of them say I get sketch. Cause I know he's on cameo. I already thought of it. Sketch maybe like a stuff. Fine us for something funny it, right? And somebody else, like an ex quarterback on camera. Yeah, dude, congratulations. On command, Oklahoma. Boom. As soon as they go in the whole way, first ever true freshman, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Yeah. And then, like, clip that all. Super clip that all. And it's just like, me and I, dude, I'm like, fucked up. This is what I thought of. So all that, and then, like, the hells bells, bells dings, and it's all docked, and it's just me sitting there and my football equipment with, like, my hair down. I have my on. And then you just close up, grab the helmet, suit up, and then boom, bang, scream. Oh. Like, you know, run a real. Do something. Who knows? But it's, there's so much. [00:37:41] Speaker B: Need a jumpsuit. You need a jumpsuit from wherever you come from. So wherever you get signed, you need a full jumpsuit, because then you need to be, like, off, like, okay, I'm getting chipotle today in my jumpsuit. Like, you need to, like, really live this life. [00:37:51] Speaker A: I like that. That's what I'm fucking. See, that's. That's what I'm saying. Like, someone. Imagine, dude. Someone like, you know, locally follows the stream, starts getting involved. I'm out at, you know, assembly row. [00:38:03] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:38:03] Speaker A: Someone's like, holy shit, dude. Like, that's so and so. I don't know if I'm gonna use my real name now. Sure. Or if I could create a character. I already. I'm very good at creating, like, different Personas. I've done that for a while now. I don't ever play as myself in any video game. I create names in scenarios for everybody. [00:38:19] Speaker B: So I think you should think about a cool name. Like, cool quarterback name. [00:38:23] Speaker A: I have one. You don't want to want me to throw it at you? [00:38:26] Speaker B: Throw it? [00:38:27] Speaker A: Semi Rodriguez. [00:38:28] Speaker B: Semi. [00:38:29] Speaker A: Semi. Like a semi truck. [00:38:31] Speaker B: Semi Rodriguez. [00:38:32] Speaker A: You want semi automatic. You could. You could throw me so many different ways. No. Like, my name, semi. Semi. And my last name is Rodriguez. But you could throw anything in there you want for, like, a nickname. [00:38:44] Speaker B: See, I like colt. Like, I just. I like a blue blood man. [00:38:48] Speaker A: I know. What do I. But no, more like a semi than I look like a colt. Yeah. [00:38:52] Speaker B: Nico from Puerto Rico. You're right. Sammy Rodriguez. [00:38:55] Speaker A: So that's where Semi Rodriguez comes from. I created Sammy Rodriguez a few years ago, and it hit people like, dude, this is crazy. I'm like, yeah, that Rodney Tanaka. Rodney Tanaka was in the UFC. Kenyon Sinclair, Ramondre Payne. These are all black names. Yeah, my guys are all african american. They are. [00:39:19] Speaker B: So you got to make the guy look exactly like you. [00:39:21] Speaker A: Yeah. And. Which I think that's. We're going to go with a little bit of a tan, long hair, facial hair. I don't know if you could put a cut in an eyebrow in this game, if you can. That's fucking insane. I don't think you can. But, dude. But there's so much on your ability chart, but your personality traits, like, a lot of your decision making is accounted for. Who you are, you know? Are you a gambler? [00:39:47] Speaker B: Yes. [00:39:47] Speaker A: Or are you. You are. I am. I'm bad at it, too, which is bad. [00:39:53] Speaker B: I think everyone's. [00:39:53] Speaker A: Everyone's not good. So, dude, it's almost like Sky's the limit. It's almost basically like this game's giving you the keys, and it's like, where do you want to take it? Kind of thing. [00:40:05] Speaker B: Dude, I'm honestly more. I'm less pumped up about the game and more pumped up about this character. [00:40:11] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:40:11] Speaker B: I don't know about Sammy Rodriguez being the name, but. [00:40:14] Speaker A: Okay. We could do. We could go through trial and error. I'm open. I'm open to it. So, like, let's not use the same name. But, like, you gotta think about it. Like, Sammy Rodriguez grew up single parent household, you know, like, from Puerto Rico. Like, came to the state. Like, he went to school at IMG in high school to come and play football. [00:40:31] Speaker B: So my opinion is that if we think that this could possibly blow up. Cause I do think it's possible, if you do it correctly, that it could blow up. [00:40:39] Speaker A: Right. [00:40:40] Speaker B: They're gonna be like, this kid's retarded. Like, they're gonna think you're retarded, which is. [00:40:43] Speaker A: But this is good. Yeah, this is good. But this kid's not. [00:40:46] Speaker B: I think we could get in trouble for impersonating a person of color. [00:40:52] Speaker A: Okay, what if I'm not black, though? He's like, he's american. He's just tan. [00:40:57] Speaker B: Yeah, but you're saying Spanish now. Single mother. [00:41:03] Speaker A: It'S a lot of how things go. Huh. Well, I mean, you're not. You're not wrong. I think. I think if there's all good intention behind it, you know, that's never. [00:41:11] Speaker B: I would agree with that. [00:41:13] Speaker A: You know, I'm not out here, like, more italian. Oh. Like, oh, what was. What's my golfer's name? My golfer's name's Amani. What's his name? Oh, Imani Alfredo. Amani Alfredo. Armani Alfredo? Yeah. [00:41:35] Speaker B: Double A in the building. [00:41:36] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:41:36] Speaker B: Armani Alfredo. [00:41:37] Speaker A: Armani Alfredo. That's my golfer. You know, I've made. I've made. [00:41:42] Speaker B: So that's why I'm thinking if you. [00:41:43] Speaker A: Go, I've so many Rocky Monte Carlo. Like, that's, you know. [00:41:47] Speaker B: Oh, I don't hate that. [00:41:48] Speaker A: It's just shit like that. That's what this brain is good at. You know what I mean? Like, my brain is not good about really, like, directions and people that I'm related to. I don't even know who the fuck I'm related to, but I'll tell you, I have, like, ten to twelve different aliases, Personas in my head already. I do them for every I've named. My boy's been like, nico, throw me a name and I'm like, yeah, yeah. Jimmy Fitzsimmons. You want to be an irish kid, you know, two local parents. That's another basketball redheaded kid that, I. [00:42:18] Speaker B: Mean, yeah, that just shoots stories. [00:42:20] Speaker A: That three and d guy. [00:42:22] Speaker B: That's it. [00:42:22] Speaker A: Jimmy Fitzsimmons is a three and D guy. [00:42:24] Speaker B: That's it. [00:42:24] Speaker A: So. [00:42:25] Speaker B: Yeah. But, yeah, he's got a small dick. [00:42:27] Speaker A: I didn't even have this down vibes guy. He's a. Jimmy Fitzsimmons is totally a vibe guy. Like, when people, you know, like, when Pritchard, like, hits his shots, like, everyone's like, holy shit. We've never seen that happen, but it happens all the time. React. That's what happens with Jimmy Fitzsimons. Yeah, man. I didn't even have this written down, but I'm glad I somehow got definitely def. [00:42:48] Speaker B: The. I would go full steam into this. And guess what? You do it for one year, and it doesn't pick up steam at all. Who cares? One. [00:42:54] Speaker A: I don't care. [00:42:55] Speaker B: I mean, it's like a side hobby, dude. This is all a side playing the game anyways, dude. What's the difference? Now you got a full helmet on. Helmet and shoulder pads. No one even has to see you from the waist down. [00:43:04] Speaker A: I said the same thing. No, we're gonna. I'm trying to work on a dual camera angle because I'm trying to be standing up while I'm playing the whole time. Time. [00:43:12] Speaker B: Okay. [00:43:13] Speaker A: I'm trying to be, like, standing up, but with the controller in my hand. I'm even trying to, like, work on, like, if I go and I'm back, if somehow, if I have the controller that can hit it and then just, like, do a throwing motion. [00:43:26] Speaker B: Oh, so you're even thinking of getting, like, rail into this? [00:43:29] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. When it's like, when a touchdown goes off, you know how, like, the lights stop flickering? I want that. I have. I have a strip of lights. [00:43:37] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:43:37] Speaker A: I gotta try and set up again. The vision is there. It's just like, I have to put my brain to a certain extent to, like, figure out how I can make that work. [00:43:46] Speaker B: All right. Are you doing cadences before the hut? [00:43:48] Speaker A: Yes. [00:43:49] Speaker B: You say when you're doing audible, you're gonna be calling hot routes. [00:43:51] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:43:52] Speaker B: Okay. [00:43:52] Speaker A: Yeah. Like, I'm. Like. I'm all day. Like, you'll see me. Like, I'm going to literally, like, be standing up and, like, in my stance. Like, I'm taking a dead serious. [00:44:02] Speaker B: This is unbelievable. [00:44:03] Speaker A: Like, I'm in. Like, I want to play better than. [00:44:05] Speaker B: Anything because it's like. Like, I don't. I don't watch streamers because it's asked me. But I don't know of anyone doing this right now. There's gonna be some. Some kid out there, right, doing that. [00:44:18] Speaker A: The sketch plays in a fucking. In a CJ shroud shirt. [00:44:24] Speaker B: That's. [00:44:24] Speaker A: Nah, man. That's I don't. I don't see nobody full padded like, you know, I want to be in Death Valley. [00:44:31] Speaker B: I want. [00:44:33] Speaker A: I want to be able. What do you mean? Like, in my shit? [00:44:35] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:44:35] Speaker A: No, that's even better, bro. [00:44:37] Speaker B: I know. [00:44:37] Speaker A: That's even better. [00:44:38] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:44:38] Speaker A: So when I fucking, like, it's half time and I got to figure something out and I'm sitting there. [00:44:42] Speaker B: Face paint. [00:44:43] Speaker A: I'll probably grab an iPad. A broken iPad from somebody. [00:44:46] Speaker B: Yes. [00:44:47] Speaker A: So I can sit there and, you. [00:44:48] Speaker B: Know, I think that's a great idea. [00:44:50] Speaker A: That's stuff to go through. Yeah, no, I'm right. I'm. I have a lot of moving parts, but the parts are moving in the right direction. It's coming up quick on us. July 16. So, essentially, actually, you need the pads today. [00:45:06] Speaker B: You need the pads. [00:45:06] Speaker A: I know you need the pads. Need the pads. [00:45:09] Speaker B: Helmet. You already bought that? [00:45:12] Speaker A: I already got one. [00:45:13] Speaker B: You already got the Oklahoma one? [00:45:15] Speaker A: I already have that. I do already have that. But if I have to get. But I am kind of thinking honestly about, like, not taking the easy route and going again, my own helmet. And if I'm not committed yet and I'm still going through stuff and I'm still working, I should be just in plain colors. I should not be suited up in Crimson. I. That's not. That's not fair to the character. That's not where we're at yet. That's not where I. That's. That's where my heart is. That's where I grew up. That's where I want to go. Yeah, it is. It's stolen valor. [00:45:47] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:45:48] Speaker A: I haven't signed nothing yet. There ain't nothing on the table yet. You know, like I said, you got to earn it. So it could all be sitting there and it could all gain fucking dust. Depends on where I want to go. But, yeah, I'm trying to take this as realistic as possible. [00:45:59] Speaker B: We need to get you tire you throwing balls to a tire. We need you, like, doing some ghetto workouts, too. [00:46:04] Speaker A: Yeah, that it would be. [00:46:07] Speaker B: We needed to. Where we can just get you, like, in a fucking yard somewhere. You're going to the yard to work. [00:46:12] Speaker A: The big. [00:46:16] Speaker B: Like a junkyard. [00:46:17] Speaker A: I'm telling you. [00:46:18] Speaker B: You're a junkyard dog. [00:46:19] Speaker A: I'm telling you. If you'd love to help me with that stuff, you know, like, I'm all down for. I have the idea right now. The simplistic teaser trailer is nowhere better. Harry Dillon, the alma mater. Yes. Harry Della Russo, bro. I'm there. And, like, I just queue up. I don't know what that song is by nelly, but it's in bad boys, too. It shake it til it kind of goes hard. It was like, oh, shake it Tilbut. Oh, yeah. And it's like. And then, you know, and like, it's just I have, like my, I have the stuff, but I'm just rocking the helmet right now. You just see me rocking right now? [00:46:58] Speaker B: Yep. [00:46:58] Speaker A: So I'm in the off season. I'm just working on my stuff. Oh, wow. Kind of oklahoma. Some showing early signs of where you'd like to go. This isn't that, but the voiceover is going to be the have, like, you do it or somebody and you talk. [00:47:12] Speaker B: Like, we can AI. What if we AI Morgan Freeman or like, we've tried. [00:47:19] Speaker A: No, Ron Perlman. [00:47:21] Speaker B: Yes. [00:47:22] Speaker A: Ron Perlman from, like, AI stuff, dude. Okay. That was a thing, to be honest, that I could do that for me, 100%. I definitely would like to do that. Like a third person, like, view. Like, you know, like when we get a hyping up and you got, like, Joe Rogan. You hear like, the clips of Joe Rogan's like, this guy is like the baddest fucking dude on the planet. It just like. And it's just like me sitting there, like, you know, stuff like that. So stay tuned for the teaser. The teaser, I think, is going to be something so simplistic, but get people. [00:47:52] Speaker B: Like, are you going to have your stomach hanging out? Like, have a half shirt and you, like, rolling? [00:47:56] Speaker A: I am going to embrace who I am, bro. [00:47:59] Speaker B: Yes. [00:47:59] Speaker A: There's no, like, dude, just picturing you. [00:48:01] Speaker B: Rolling out, like, like in one cutscene. I don't even want it the whole time with, like an Ezekiel Elliott outfit on, but your stomach's hanging out and you're rolling out. Just throwing a fucking dime, dude. [00:48:12] Speaker A: Picture that. [00:48:13] Speaker B: He's the baddest dude on the planet. [00:48:15] Speaker A: It's just you, you know, just shit like that. [00:48:20] Speaker B: I want to know how we got, we talked about Karen Reid for like a second, and then we got on to this. [00:48:25] Speaker A: I tried to go back to Karen Reid and it didn't, and it didn't work. Work. [00:48:28] Speaker B: So Kyrie is not going to get. She's not going to get tried again. I don't think. They already fired the cop. The cops. Done. The lead investigator. [00:48:37] Speaker A: The fed's doing a whole investigation of the, of the police department. [00:48:41] Speaker B: Speaker one, that there was one to two people on the jury, most likely, that were like, we're just, we're just not going to say she's not guilty. That's how I think it went. I probably was probably, like an eight to ten to two or an eight to four thing. There's no way. People in their right mind, if they listen to all the stuff in the case, could 100% say that she hit John O'Keefe. There's just no way. Just listening to all the fucking evidence. [00:49:03] Speaker A: What is your consensus? What do you. What do you think happened? I have mine. I have my idea. [00:49:09] Speaker B: I think that she didn't do a fucking thing. That's my opinion. [00:49:12] Speaker A: Right. [00:49:13] Speaker B: I think that some shit went down. Maybe. Maybe this cop knew something about the other cops, or maybe there was just a good old fashioned just fight between two people. [00:49:22] Speaker A: I think that'd be a first option. I think the guy knew something about what was going on. Maybe at the. At the. The department started to maybe leak. Maybe get a little leaky. Leaky on the lips. I don't know where you come off thinking in 2024, brother, that this is, like, 1980 and, like, no one's gonna fuck. You gonna sweep this under the rug? That was a terrible, terrible job. You got people in the house looking up. How long is. How long you gonna fucking last in the cold? [00:49:48] Speaker B: Yeah, how long? [00:49:51] Speaker A: No one's thinking that. Like, you can get to that type of information, you know? And then, like, with, like, the cops, like, reversing the picture of the car, like, are you fucking crazy, man? Like, you thought, like, what about the. [00:50:06] Speaker B: Three minutes that I'm missing from the library? There's three minutes of video missing from the library. It just happens to be the three minutes that she's driving by the library. Does that make any sense? [00:50:18] Speaker A: None of it really makes sense. Like, the only thing that makes sense is that the guy got fucking set up and killed. Yeah, I think the son did it. [00:50:26] Speaker B: Yes. I think everyone thinks that he had, uh, wounds on his hands in the weeks in the aftermath afterwards, he had a longstanding beef with this guy. They used to always argue and stuff. So maybe he lost his mind, punched him. Then the uncle jumps in and maybe legitimately, they didn't mean to kill him, but they did kill him. And then they drop dragged him out into the fucking street. How do you. How does. How is his shoe underneath them? How was the, like, fragments of stuff underneath him. It makes zero sense. Everything makes no sense. And how can you have the lead investigator, who's the guy, Proctor, who just got fired? His ring bearer in his wedding was that kid that people think that killed him. He was the ring bearer in his wedding. So they were an unbelievably close family, obviously. Like, that would be like, why wouldn't I help that person? You can't even blame Proctor. It's just crazy that he was allowed to investigate this case because he was basically just trying to help his family because that's basically what they are. Those two people, they're family. So you can't blame him for trying. No, but he's fucked. [00:51:32] Speaker A: No, he's. Yeah, he's torched. [00:51:35] Speaker B: And it's all because that cunt. Well, why would you ever google how long to take to die in the cold? Just let it happen. Yeah, why would you google it? Cause you panicked. [00:51:45] Speaker A: That's what happened. Because you're a Karen. [00:51:48] Speaker B: Yep. [00:51:48] Speaker A: You also though, like idiots, doing it in front of women. So moronic. [00:51:57] Speaker B: Oh. [00:51:57] Speaker A: Every time all they're gonna do is ask fucking questions. They don't know how to act. [00:52:04] Speaker B: I got into this fight once at a place, and my wife what happened to be there? And the kid got knocked out, and I said, let's go. Get in the car. Let's go. And she decided to stand in the parking lot and scream, you killed him. [00:52:26] Speaker A: He's dead. He's dead. [00:52:29] Speaker B: I'm like, get in the car. Shut your fucking mouth. Get in the car. Let's go. And she just continued to scream. So I just had to leave, obviously. I had to get out of town. [00:52:41] Speaker A: So at this point, I'm gone. [00:52:43] Speaker B: Yes. The kid did not die, okay? And there was no reason to make that much of a scene. So now all eyes are on us. [00:52:49] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:52:50] Speaker B: Because of a panicked moan. And then she walked home. So she walked 3 miles home to get home on the street barefooted, because she just wouldn't get in the car. Women are the worst in these situations. [00:53:02] Speaker A: Terrible. [00:53:03] Speaker B: The worst. The absolute worst. [00:53:05] Speaker A: There's only. There's only. If there's only a few that don't flinch. Like a. By mean few, probably it's like five to every 500 women that could, like, be like. Like, oh, all right, well, we got a. We got to kind of get going then. No, like, we just listen. [00:53:21] Speaker B: Just follow the person. That's it. Follow. [00:53:24] Speaker A: That's it. [00:53:25] Speaker B: That's all you got to do. [00:53:25] Speaker A: Either follow or just leave the scenario. [00:53:29] Speaker B: Yeah, don't be hot. [00:53:31] Speaker A: Don't get involved. [00:53:32] Speaker B: I hate the people that get involved because then it always just makes it ten times worse because then a girl gets hit, then you lose your temper even further. You know what I mean? It's one of those things, like, you're better. Women need to do two things. Back up, keep your eyes open. And that's it. Stop getting involved when this guy's getting heated. [00:53:49] Speaker A: Yeah, find. Find like what? I don't know. Occupy yourself with something else. Somehow. I know that's probably hard because, well, women are nosy. [00:53:59] Speaker B: Very. [00:54:00] Speaker A: I was just gonna say very all up in the business. [00:54:02] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:54:03] Speaker A: Gotta know what's going on, who's doing what, where's going where with who. You know. Know why. Why is. Why are you gonna fight this person? Listen, stop asking questions. Yeah, and, like, hold me back. [00:54:16] Speaker B: That's not gonna work. [00:54:17] Speaker A: That's not gonna work. Or tell me relax, because that's also not gonna work. Just shut up and just either, like. Like you said, follow along or make things simpler, not more complicated. Standing in the parking lot yelling, you killed a man is not what we need right now, cuz. What? Like what? Yeah, right. What do we need right now? We need to leave. [00:54:37] Speaker B: Yes. We don't need any more you screaming for no reason. [00:54:42] Speaker A: What you. Yeah, exactly. What you're doing is just, like, stalling to make it more time and more eyes stare at us and for more people to come over and start checking out what's going on over here. We don't need that. [00:54:52] Speaker B: Nope. [00:54:53] Speaker A: Oh, well. Fucking Karen Reid. Yeah. What? So what's that mean? If she doesn't have another trial, she's going in? [00:55:00] Speaker B: No, no. So. So, basically, it's basically a hung jury. So, like, they couldn't say that she was guilty, and they couldn't say that she was innocent. They couldn't all agree. So technically, the prosecution can decide to recharge him. So, like, basically retry the whole trial, do the whole thing over again. I don't think it's possible, because they just fired the cops. So the one lead investigator got fired, got relieved of his duties. How is someone gonna trust him on the stand? They already don't trust him. Now they're gonna trust him again. But he got fired. That's gonna be the first question. [00:55:28] Speaker A: He's not gonna be allowed back. [00:55:30] Speaker B: Yeah. Were you relieved of your duties as detective of the mast, a police? Yes. Okay. Why should we believe a word you say? You know what I mean? [00:55:37] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:55:38] Speaker B: Right. So it's like, your main witness, were. [00:55:40] Speaker A: You just nicely fighting? [00:55:42] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:55:42] Speaker A: Your main witness, why were you nicely fight? Nicely tell us why you were nicely fired. [00:55:47] Speaker B: I can't pitch them being able to recharge her, so she's basically getting off. But I could see the people that free Karen Reed, people probably pissed because they wanted to see the people be like, not guilty. She clearly didn't do it or there's not enough evidence. [00:56:00] Speaker A: Oh, they don't get that. [00:56:01] Speaker B: That they don't get that satisfaction. Yeah. And it's always up in the air that they could technically retry. I don't think. [00:56:10] Speaker A: Oh, like, at any time, I don't. [00:56:13] Speaker B: Think there's a statue of limitations on murder because she got tried on murder. So technically, yeah, but if she got 20 years. [00:56:20] Speaker A: But if she got caught, but if she got found not guilty, they can never recharge. That's double jeopardy. You can't go back and try and be like, no, wait. [00:56:30] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:56:30] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:56:31] Speaker B: So that's kind of where, like, people. But this whole thing is gonna fall apart. Those feds are coming down on all of them. [00:56:37] Speaker A: Yeah. You know who's getting fucked at the end of all this? That fucking police department. They're all fucked. [00:56:43] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. [00:56:44] Speaker A: And you know what? [00:56:45] Speaker B: I out on the Sandra Berchmore case where that girl that got killed, that they just ruled it that it was actually a homicide. They've been saying this whole time, a lot of the same people are in both cases. One of the Alberts is one of the investigators, Proctor had some hand in it. In the same da. They've been saying from the jump that it was a suicide. It just got ruled that it's a homicide now. So that they know that this girl was killed and she was involved in the cops. [00:57:12] Speaker A: So she. [00:57:12] Speaker B: They think a cop killed her. All this shit, the folly cop killed her. So keep an eye on that. Another thing, another dominant know, and maybe that had to do with the first. Maybe that's why O'Keefe got killed in the first place. Maybe that's something to do with it. [00:57:23] Speaker A: What the police department is this? [00:57:25] Speaker B: This is Canton. [00:57:26] Speaker A: What the fuck is going on? Can. What do they got a heroin train going? [00:57:30] Speaker B: I think Birch, Moore's, Stoughton. But they're like right next to each other. So a lot of the, like, you know what I mean? So a lot of the people are the same. Like the same da. [00:57:38] Speaker A: Is that over where we went golfing? [00:57:40] Speaker B: No, no. [00:57:41] Speaker A: Can sell. Sure, we went. We went to Harvard, Mass. [00:57:45] Speaker B: Harvard? Yeah. That's up high. [00:57:46] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. [00:57:47] Speaker B: Up north. Up high. [00:57:49] Speaker A: Fucking. This guy made me leave my house at fucking. He convinced me to leave my house at 330 in the morning. [00:57:54] Speaker B: No, I didn't convince you. First of all, I left my house at five like a normal person. [00:57:59] Speaker A: You're a scumbag. [00:58:00] Speaker B: You couldn't go to sleep. [00:58:00] Speaker A: Literally said, I'm leaving my house at 330 in the morning? [00:58:03] Speaker B: Yeah, we can fucking with you, dude. [00:58:05] Speaker A: Played video games until 330 in the morning, took a cold shower, and then left. [00:58:10] Speaker B: I just want to let you know. 100. [00:58:11] Speaker A: I want to let you guys know. [00:58:12] Speaker B: And you still broke 100. [00:58:13] Speaker A: I did still break 100. [00:58:14] Speaker B: That's good. [00:58:14] Speaker A: I do want to let you guys know I almost died three times on the way home. [00:58:19] Speaker B: Yeah. Cause you were falling asleep. [00:58:20] Speaker A: I had highway hypnosis. I suffer from highway hypnosis. [00:58:23] Speaker B: I think a lot of people do. [00:58:24] Speaker A: I know, but I suffer from it. I think, like, bad. I blame my father. My father picking up me and Mako and driving us home. [00:58:34] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, I can see that. [00:58:36] Speaker A: I've watched him drive on route one with his eyes closed. It's the most impressive thing I've ever seen in my life, dude. [00:58:41] Speaker B: It's funny. [00:58:42] Speaker A: He's legit, sitting there like, dad, dad. And he's like, I got a buddy that does that. I'm like, dude, legit. [00:58:52] Speaker B: Puts it on, uh. Puts it on cruise control and shuts his eyes and is just like, dude, like, I'm chilling. I'm like, no, dude, open your eyes. [00:59:00] Speaker A: Yeah, I'm chilling. [00:59:02] Speaker B: What? [00:59:02] Speaker A: Well, guess what? [00:59:03] Speaker B: What do you mean? That ain't normal. [00:59:04] Speaker A: I'm not chilling. [00:59:05] Speaker B: Like, I'll drive if you want me to drive. Yeah, yeah. I'm not chilling. Do that on your own. He also jerks off on long car rides, which I think crazy. [00:59:13] Speaker A: What? [00:59:14] Speaker B: Puts a porn right up on his dashboard and jerks off on a long. So he's a fucking menace on the roar. So if he ends up killing somebody, I'm not gonna. [00:59:21] Speaker A: Get yourself a Tesla. Can this guy just get himself a Tesla? [00:59:25] Speaker B: The funniest thing is, I'm pretty sure he bought a Tesla. I'm pretty sure he has a Tesla as a second car. [00:59:30] Speaker A: Then. Then he said set. [00:59:32] Speaker B: Now he. [00:59:32] Speaker A: Seth, that's the cruise control of all cruise control cars. That's insane. You can go back. How? How? How can I go lay down in the backseat of my car, and I'm gonna arrive at my destination one way or another? How? How? [00:59:50] Speaker B: I know. [00:59:50] Speaker A: How are we at that point already? [00:59:52] Speaker B: I love it. [00:59:54] Speaker A: It's cool. That's definitely. [00:59:56] Speaker B: I just wish it was a gas powered car. [00:59:58] Speaker A: Me too. [00:59:58] Speaker B: Because I think. I think that they should do it with gas power, because it actually. If you look into it, it takes more energy to run an electric power. [01:00:07] Speaker A: How long does a full battery last? You do not. I know. [01:00:12] Speaker B: Two to 300 miles. Depends if you get the extended version. [01:00:15] Speaker A: Two to 300 miles. [01:00:17] Speaker B: So, like, a normal gas tank. [01:00:19] Speaker A: Is it like a week? Sound like a week? [01:00:21] Speaker B: Probably. How many times you fill up your car a week? That's probably two to 300 miles. [01:00:26] Speaker A: Once, I think once a week. [01:00:29] Speaker B: But you think, what's happened? So now let's just say you have a charging station in your driveway. [01:00:32] Speaker A: But what if I don't? I got to go to fucking. I got to go to beach monster. [01:00:36] Speaker B: Five minutes it takes, buddy. [01:00:39] Speaker A: That's ass. [01:00:40] Speaker B: Why? Let's say you go on a market street. You go to Market street. You go fucking. [01:00:45] Speaker A: That's different. [01:00:46] Speaker B: Okay. [01:00:46] Speaker A: They have them there. [01:00:47] Speaker B: Yeah. They got them in certain places. [01:00:49] Speaker A: Very small. [01:00:49] Speaker B: Have them? [01:00:50] Speaker A: They should. They fucking should. Because how else are you gonna, like, realistically be like, ah, gotta charge my fucking. [01:00:57] Speaker B: You would just need one to fucking target, dude. You spend 45 minutes in target. [01:01:03] Speaker A: I spend long. My average time in target is probably 45 minutes at least. So that's why you get to buy any legos. It's my new thing. [01:01:15] Speaker B: You want to do legos? I mean, you want a Lego table? [01:01:20] Speaker A: No, I don't want a Lego table. [01:01:22] Speaker B: You don't want a Lego table? [01:01:23] Speaker A: No, I just want to fucking build miniature lego statues. [01:01:29] Speaker B: Yeah. I definitely take back that you've grown to now that you're doing fucking legos. [01:01:32] Speaker A: Yeah. You're an idiot. I don't know who you told that to. [01:01:35] Speaker B: Mike. He's grown up, dude. You should see him. He's got all his sophias in order, got the car working. He's basically a full grown adult right now. [01:01:44] Speaker A: I literally have the IR's on my. [01:01:46] Speaker B: Neck. [01:01:48] Speaker A: And I definitely know if that's mature. [01:01:50] Speaker B: I don't think it was your brother. I think it was Justin, because I've been thinking about this. I think that Justin ratted you out to the IR's. I think that Justin's the biggest hater that I know. [01:02:00] Speaker A: Oh, dude, you think it was Justin? [01:02:02] Speaker B: I think it was Justin. If someone ratted you out, I think it was Justin. I just think that he's the biggest hater, and he tries to say that other people are haters because he gets hated on for him being a hater, and he's trying to say that we hate on people. He's the biggest hater. The only videos this kid does online is making fun of Mark Lewis and retarded people. That's, like, legit. His entire content. [01:02:25] Speaker A: That's his niche. [01:02:26] Speaker B: That's his content lane. You know, you're trying to be in the sports content lane lane. He's trying to be in the making fun of retarded. People, Lane. [01:02:32] Speaker A: Yeah. On the spectrum and making fun of family. Yes. [01:02:36] Speaker B: Perfect. [01:02:37] Speaker A: It's wild. That's a wild. It's like, oh, what's this guy throw for pitches? This guy throws a spitball, a fucking slurve and a screwball. All right, well, that's pretty fucking. What a repertoire that is. Hey, listen, teach his own, I guess. I don't even know if that. I used the total wrong word yesterday with a guy, dude, me and my brother. [01:02:59] Speaker B: How bad was it? [01:02:59] Speaker A: Me and my brother, my father playing. I don't know if I could ever play golf with them again. [01:03:03] Speaker B: Is it because it's cause of your brother? Right? Your brother came here after. [01:03:07] Speaker A: I know. Cause he had to drop off meats. It's just like my father supports my brother's fucking retarded antics and he always has and so does my mother to some extent, which is. It just makes no sense. Like, why does Mako get to hit a fucking second to third ball every time we tee? Why? Well, that's like, it's a provisional shot. I'm like, dude, the ball's out of bounds. That's. That's out. It's out. There's no provisional after that, dude, okay, if you. If you can't find it, then. And then I have to have. Listen to this guy, dude, give me a PGA fucking tour. Things like, Mickelson just took a provisional shot the last tournament. I'm like, dude, I understand this, but listen, Marco's made up. Marco took a mulligan on two, three and eight. Like what? [01:03:55] Speaker B: He said he shot a 49. [01:03:57] Speaker A: Sure, sure. Cuz he. And then I come up with my thing because I'm honest. And he's like, I think he got at least this. I go, what did you have? Because I was like, I got a six. And he was like, got a six. He's like, sure wasn't like a seven or an eight. I'm like, buddy, listen, captain provisional, all right? Mister Mulligan, professional. Worry about you. Worry about. About your strokes. Yeah, I'm gonna worry about my strokes because I don't need to lie, okay? I'm like, I don't need second shots. I don't need mulligans. I don't use any of that when I'm playing now. I used to. I used to like really bend on the braid, like the breakfast ball within the first three whole thing. [01:04:37] Speaker B: Well, I get, I get it. I get a breakfast ball if you do. If you can't hit. So this is the way I play usually. Especially if we're playing for money. I. I play this way if there's no range to wall up, and on the first tee, you hit a shit ball, take a breakfast ball. I mean, that's just Curtis. Sure, we're going to be courtesy, but in general, I don't care about anyone's score. I don't care about arguing them, tracking them, unless we're playing for money. So, like, Marco could hit 50 balls and it wouldn't bother me, and he could tell me he shot a 42 over nine holes. I wouldn't care. Once we're in a match where I'm counting every single stroke. Like when we played with the fox. Yeah, he put up an eleven on a hole. We counted all eleven. Yeah, hole three, whole three on. [01:05:24] Speaker A: I told my dad the story. [01:05:26] Speaker B: When we told. We let him. [01:05:27] Speaker A: When you pointed at the green, they're like, yo, hit it that way. And then he ripped it. [01:05:31] Speaker B: I go, wow, that green's close. So what happened? So we were at Shaker Hills over in Harvard, mass. Nice little course, good greens, fast greens, usually good time, good run. We're setting up at three. It's a par four dog leg, right? Okay. Because this is a golf podcast now. So I'm. Look, I get on the tee box and I can see fox, like, he has no clue where to hit it. So we, like, he's like looking up towards the fourth hole, the fourth hole. Or maybe, maybe it's the fifth hole. I don't know what. [01:06:00] Speaker A: The numbers are behind us. [01:06:02] Speaker B: So he starts looking and I'm like, yeah, I don't, I don't think you're going to make it on the green there because it was guys in the green. Meanwhile, that's the fifth hole. So he sets up completely the wrong way and hits. It's the straightest ball he hit all day, straight at these kids on the green. We start cracking up laughing because he's hitting it the complete wrong way. Now, at this point, Fatsuk is up three holes. Two or three holes on me, two or three strokes on me. He gets so flustered, he hits one into the lake on the right, then hits another ball over to the left. He puts up an eleven on a hole. I don't think I've ever seen an eleven on whole. [01:06:40] Speaker A: And he blamed us. [01:06:41] Speaker B: And he blamed us. I'm like, dude. [01:06:42] Speaker A: He goes, no one. No one's even watching where my balls are going. No one's even helped me out. [01:06:47] Speaker B: What do you mean? Like, dude, you splash in the water. [01:06:50] Speaker A: You'Re one of the most experienced people here golfing. Are you fucking serious? I'm like, I need help. You should be helping me. Like, I have four clubs in my bag, dude. You have 17. [01:07:01] Speaker B: But he's not. He's not good with mental games. And I knew once I saw him like that, I just let him go. I'm like, you'll never hit those guys on the green. [01:07:08] Speaker A: He crapped his pants, dude. [01:07:10] Speaker B: Shit his pants. [01:07:11] Speaker A: Oh, my God. I don't even think I shit my pants like that, dude, my chipping, dude, it's like 17ft away, 20. [01:07:18] Speaker B: We still should have fucking somewhere videotaped that because that was all time. [01:07:23] Speaker A: Somewhere between 22 and 17ft away. Yesterday at Sagamore, 7th hole, I think I chipped it, like, right over a bunker, bro. And there was, like, this bump, and it bounced twice. And I literally, look at. It's literally right at the pin. Bounce twice, hits the pin, goes right by it. [01:07:39] Speaker B: I went, oh, seven with the little. The little mound. I said, that's in the middle. [01:07:45] Speaker A: Do we count that? [01:07:46] Speaker B: Yeah. Nice. [01:07:46] Speaker A: I said. I said it. I said it. Hit the. Hit the flag. So he's like, why? Why would we count that? Said, all right, never mind, man. Yeah, like, I heard. I heard you count those. Yeah, and like, yo, he. I got him because on the third hole, he was like, I got this for. Got this from that club that. Got this from that. I'm like, yo, I'm not even being salty. I'm like, what a fucking scheme that you fucking got free golf stuff from people? I'm like, that's a. That's a wild, wild thing. I'm like, good for you. But that's wild. He's like, why is that wild? I'm like, cause you play golf so wrong. Like, you play golf like an asshole. And he's like, the fuck you saying? I play golf like an asshole? Go up. You know what? Don't worry. It'll. I go, it'll hit you somewhere along this. This round come hole, seven hole, eight tries to hit a nine shot. Oh, no, it's the 9th hole, actually. [01:08:42] Speaker B: With all the water. [01:08:43] Speaker A: The 8th hole at Sagamore, the par three. You're staring at that nice house before you go to the one over the water. Can't. Pits. Two shots, both flail off. He pulls them both to the left. Bunch of racial slurs. And what have you fucking. The iron goes flying. I go, that right there, my friend. That's what I'm talking about. So that you just. You. I said, I told you, you're a time ticking bomb. Brother. Fuck it. Whoever made this fucking hole course should die in fucking hell. [01:09:18] Speaker B: I'm like, I think that Sagamore is one of the easier courses. [01:09:21] Speaker A: I'm like, there you go, buddy. Buddy. Let's go, brother. Listen, I said a more power to you guys fucked up. [01:09:30] Speaker B: If Marco videotaped every shot, he would go mega viral because he is so ridiculous on the course. How down he gets for someone that just started playing, he thinks he should be fucking Tiger woods. It's crazy. And then he's always trying to be like, you know, I usually don't play like this. I'm like, dude, no one gives a fuck legitimately. No one cares. [01:09:52] Speaker A: No one cares. [01:09:53] Speaker B: You're the only one that cares. I get it. Like, everyone gets frustrated. You get frustrated, Aaron. Golf. I'm good for probably one slam of the iron when I think I should hit a wedge close and I fucking chunk it. Everyone. Everyone is. Yeah, you gotta get over it. He's too much the whole time, and then he flies in his cot. You can't even, like. Like, pot of golf is a socialization. You're hanging out with people. You know what I mean? Like, I enjoy golf with you. Your father. Yeah, like, you know what I mean? [01:10:19] Speaker A: Yeah. I don't. Yeah, sometimes he's too quick. My dad. Not as much. My dad just was like. My dad, like, doesn't. Like. I think my dad's almost like. It's like the kind of the older man. Him. He, like, this somehow has a switch to, like, tone Marco down. Like, the retardedness, like, in his head. Well, yeah, he's just, you know, because, again, he's there to golf and have a good time, so. I love it, though. Moving on. Celtics are up for sale. No one seen that coming as wick. Gross back about a month ago. [01:10:55] Speaker B: Dude says a month ago. [01:10:57] Speaker A: Oh, wait. A month ago, the guy goes, you know, base and made a comment about bases, whatever. And what? Grow. [01:11:04] Speaker B: What? [01:11:04] Speaker A: Gross pick said not for sale. Said it's not for sale. Then he wants a championship. A month later, it's for sale. [01:11:11] Speaker B: I could see why. Because they just got valued at close to $5 billion. I think he bought it for 200 million in, like, early two thousands. [01:11:19] Speaker A: God. [01:11:20] Speaker B: Wow. So 5 billion to 200 million. You could really set your family up for life. And he has control. I think they're going to. He has to keep control of the Celtics till, like, 2029. So he's going to definitely win one more title still. [01:11:35] Speaker A: It's through the. Their shares are good until 2028. [01:11:39] Speaker B: Yeah, something like that. Right. Yeah. [01:11:40] Speaker A: Yep. [01:11:41] Speaker B: So they'll definitely, I, I cannot picture them, especially with. They just resigned, Tatum. They just resigned. White Horford's coming back for another year or two. [01:11:49] Speaker A: Yeah. You got, posing as Andrew Holland. There's no reason you got, you shouldn't get two more in the next five years. [01:11:57] Speaker B: I know, but I'll, I'll be happy with one, just, just for the sake of it. I'll be happy with one winning. [01:12:03] Speaker A: When, when we won the championship, I, it's just like this. Some ring in my body that, like, it's like everybody in, like, the, everybody in here like, it just, you just like, ooze. You're like, uh oh. You get that itch you like up. Got that championship ring again, baby. Like, do some people that live their. [01:12:26] Speaker B: Whole lives, like, if you're from Minnesota and die, you die's never won one. Think about Minnesota. I don't think. I don't think the wild. They're wild. No way they've won the wild. [01:12:38] Speaker A: What about the Minnesota North Stars? That'd be interesting. You don't know if the North Stars have won at all. [01:12:42] Speaker B: I mean, wait a minute. [01:12:43] Speaker A: Time out. Oh, no. Whoa, whoa. I'm wrong. Madonna won. But that was Dallas. They were. [01:12:49] Speaker B: Yeah. I don't think a Minnesota team has ever won pitch. You being from Minnesota, that's a pretty big fucking city. That's when cities. [01:12:56] Speaker A: Well, no, someone's a girl just named the five MLB teams that have never. [01:13:00] Speaker B: Won a ring had to beat the twins. How to be in there? [01:13:02] Speaker A: No, I don't think. Oh, I don't think so. [01:13:05] Speaker B: I don't look it up. [01:13:06] Speaker A: Do not think so. Let's look it up. [01:13:08] Speaker B: Let's go with and if they say they want a ring, I want to make sure that black people are allowed in the league. Like those rings that away before time don't count. [01:13:19] Speaker A: How about the Red Sox? [01:13:23] Speaker B: You think they're going to buy at the deadline? [01:13:27] Speaker A: I mean, they could. [01:13:29] Speaker B: They are way better than you thought they were going to be. [01:13:31] Speaker A: Oh, my God. They're way better than that then anyone thought. I got them right now. I got the five of them right now. Can you name them that have. [01:13:42] Speaker B: Haven't won a championship? [01:13:43] Speaker A: And I'm just going to let you know that the twins are not on this list. [01:13:46] Speaker B: When do the twins win in the six? [01:13:48] Speaker A: I don't know. Come on, you got this. Don't think about it too much. [01:13:56] Speaker B: Devil raised one. Yep, yep. Orioles? [01:14:01] Speaker A: Nope. [01:14:02] Speaker B: No one in the east then. [01:14:04] Speaker A: Because that's the. You got the east. [01:14:07] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:14:08] Speaker A: You got two in the west, and you had three in the west and another one in the east. Three in the west, three in the. [01:14:13] Speaker B: Well, the angels. [01:14:14] Speaker A: Nope. In the west. Al. [01:14:18] Speaker B: Isn't that the Al west? [01:14:20] Speaker A: No, the NL. The NL. You have three. NL, one Al. [01:14:23] Speaker B: Oh, okay. [01:14:24] Speaker A: Nl, one Al west. Come on, give me the Al west one. You got that? [01:14:31] Speaker B: The range is one this year. [01:14:32] Speaker A: Yep. [01:14:35] Speaker B: The Mariners. [01:14:36] Speaker A: There you go. [01:14:37] Speaker B: Yeah. The Mariners haven't won. [01:14:38] Speaker A: There you go. Okay. Give me the three out of the NL. [01:14:41] Speaker B: This is bad. I'm so bad at this. Marco would have these out in 2 seconds. [01:14:46] Speaker A: West, west, and Central. That's the division. [01:14:51] Speaker B: The NL Central. So that's the fucking Astros. [01:14:54] Speaker A: That's. Nope. [01:14:55] Speaker B: No. [01:14:55] Speaker A: Do you think in the Al thing? Oh, yeah. Now. [01:14:57] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. NL Central, Milwaukee. Yep. [01:15:00] Speaker A: There you go. [01:15:01] Speaker B: Okay. [01:15:01] Speaker A: Okay. Now you got to get these next two. They're in the same division. NL west. [01:15:06] Speaker B: All right, so that's like. That's San Fran, that's the Angels. That's the Padres. [01:15:12] Speaker A: All right, you got one more. [01:15:13] Speaker B: Who the fuck's the other team over there? How am I blanking on the fucking team? Mariners. [01:15:21] Speaker A: Nl. [01:15:22] Speaker B: I know. All right, who is it? [01:15:25] Speaker A: Come on. [01:15:25] Speaker B: I got a mush brain right now. [01:15:26] Speaker A: We faced him in the World Series. [01:15:28] Speaker B: The Rockies. [01:15:29] Speaker A: There you go. [01:15:30] Speaker B: Okay. [01:15:30] Speaker A: The Rockies, the Brewers, the Mariners, the Padres, the Rays, and the Rockies. [01:15:34] Speaker B: Wow. What? Lose the franchises? [01:15:36] Speaker A: Lose the franchises. Milwaukee Brew is a pumping right now. The Colorado Rockies were good when they had fucking. When they played us in the World Series. Other than that, to been dog shit. Tampa Bay. I feel like they should get rid of it or rebrand. [01:15:51] Speaker B: Tampa Bay. [01:15:52] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:15:53] Speaker B: Why? [01:15:53] Speaker A: I just think that. That there's nothing coming from there. I just. Do you not think that. Do you think that, like. [01:15:58] Speaker B: Okay, so here's what I would say. I always heard this. This thing, and I think you've probably heard it, that Tropicana field sucks. [01:16:05] Speaker A: Sucks. [01:16:06] Speaker B: Have you been there? [01:16:07] Speaker A: No, I. You said that you enjoyed it. [01:16:09] Speaker B: I enjoyed it. I thought it was lie because you. [01:16:12] Speaker A: Paid $20 and you got to see people's fucking pimples on their face. That's how close you got. [01:16:17] Speaker B: No, I just thought it was cool. Like, they had, like, some bars that overlooked the wall. Like, okay, I get. All they need to do is paint the roof so that when people hit. [01:16:25] Speaker A: The ball up or make it a fucking retractable roof with glass around it. [01:16:30] Speaker B: That's all I need to do. [01:16:31] Speaker A: Look at Miami. [01:16:32] Speaker B: That's all I need. [01:16:33] Speaker A: Looks like Miami looks like Atlantis. [01:16:36] Speaker B: I think the Tampa Bay. Like they've got so many titles recently that you can't get rid of the Rays. And the Rays. The Rays have won. So like why would you get rid of it? You think they need to build a new stadium is what you're saying? [01:16:49] Speaker A: I definitely think a renovation is much needed. I mean, like you're playing inside, everything was so new. [01:16:54] Speaker B: Everything was like new inside. Like, it's not as bad as people say. I think it's the roof that gets people jacked up. If you just put a retractable roof on that, you can keep everything the same. [01:17:04] Speaker A: I mean, when I look at replays from Tropicana fear, it really does look like it's just a training facility. It looks like a. Like a normal expo stadium. [01:17:17] Speaker B: What I will say was 5000 people there. [01:17:20] Speaker A: That's bad. I know that's bad. [01:17:24] Speaker B: And you would think that baseball should be huge down there. And they've been good for the past five to seven years. [01:17:30] Speaker A: Yeah. Aside from having a diddler on their team. [01:17:34] Speaker B: Yeah, they did. [01:17:35] Speaker A: I mean, their best play, it turned out to be a pedophile. [01:17:37] Speaker B: Yeah. And he has any. He's not even like, I don't know. [01:17:41] Speaker A: If you picked up on that. Not to go back to the streaming thing. One of the. One of the, like most infamous. Like, not infamous. Well, now he is most famous. Streamers literally came out. You know, the guy talked to disrespect, said yes. Talking to a minor, said he didn't, it didn't. It never got sexual. But sometimes dancing lion is inappropriate. Hey, buddy. [01:18:01] Speaker B: That's like the 8th fucking thing that this guy has done. Like, I feel like he's always getting himself in trouble. [01:18:07] Speaker A: He's always getting himself in trouble. This is the one that he came out and was like, you know, I'm going to be honest about it and like, I mean, whatever, man, however you want to spin it. Doctor disrespect was the first ever streamer that I watched. It sucks. [01:18:20] Speaker B: He's the kid. He's got the long hair, right? [01:18:22] Speaker A: Yeah. He weighs the ways. The wig. [01:18:23] Speaker B: Is that what it is? [01:18:24] Speaker A: Yeah. Six foot seven. You imagine you lost all your deals. You had deals with your deals with the warriors, get deals with the 49 ers. [01:18:33] Speaker B: It's crazy, these streamers. Just imagine what you had. [01:18:37] Speaker A: A wife, get a wife. Kids, just measure. [01:18:39] Speaker B: If I got parents weren't like, stop being gay. Get off your fucking video game system. Matter if they just like were like somewhat supportive. [01:18:47] Speaker A: My mother always said, I wish you could do life as good as you can play a video game. Okay. [01:18:54] Speaker B: It's crazy. [01:18:55] Speaker A: Watch, ma, watch now. [01:18:58] Speaker B: That was so fun, dude. You should honestly do, like, a vlog day. [01:19:03] Speaker A: Like, I go up and meet my mom. [01:19:06] Speaker B: She's making you cutlets. I don't care how famous you are. You're gonna take out the trash, like, all this shit, dude. [01:19:14] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, I could get it. She'll definitely do it. She loves that. [01:19:19] Speaker B: You won't even have to feed her lines. [01:19:20] Speaker A: I don't care. No, I don't. I just have to be like, ma, just talk to me. I mean, just talk me how you would. She's like, rake that. Fucking. Break that fucking pen now. All right? And this is what being like, I. [01:19:34] Speaker B: Think that that might be like. That's another reason why you go a straight american name, because you get the farm, too. Like, you're a farm boy. [01:19:42] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, that's, like, where the ties come. Yeah, that's where the Oklahoma ties come, man. [01:19:47] Speaker B: You're the fine boy. [01:19:48] Speaker A: Yeah. Give me. Shoot me a name. Shoot. Shoot me. Show me a name. I don't got nothing really southern right now, my. But, you know, like, Quinn. [01:19:56] Speaker B: You is like that diamond dusty. [01:19:59] Speaker A: Let's not. Let's get it so that it can be, like, brandable. Not brandable, but, like. Like you said. Like, just said, you know, like nothing. Nothing crazy. [01:20:10] Speaker B: What about a luke? [01:20:12] Speaker A: Luke, look at me. Like, what do I. What do I give off? Miles. [01:20:21] Speaker B: I don't hate Miles. [01:20:22] Speaker A: I don't hate Miles, either. I woke up this morning, I thought about me and my kid, dad, if I ever have one, and I'm like, Miles, Luis. That doesn't sound too bad. It's not the worst. Sound. Like Bruce. [01:20:35] Speaker B: Yeah, but, like, Bruce would be bad. [01:20:36] Speaker A: But, like, there's a kid that plays in Oklahoma right now that's gonna come out, and he's gonna be a. They're starting safety. His name's Billy Bowman. I'm like, that's. [01:20:44] Speaker B: See what I mean? Like, when you get the double. Double. [01:20:46] Speaker A: Dude, that's fucking nasty. [01:20:48] Speaker B: The double names, dude. It just slaps like that when it's BB. [01:20:53] Speaker A: I mean, like Kool Aid. [01:20:55] Speaker B: Miles McCormick. [01:21:02] Speaker A: I can't get behind McCormick. [01:21:05] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:21:05] Speaker A: Cause Chaz McCormick on the Astros. And he's kind of. [01:21:08] Speaker B: Okay. [01:21:08] Speaker A: He's kind of a douchebag. [01:21:09] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:21:12] Speaker A: We work on something, Max. [01:21:14] Speaker B: Miles. Miles. Yeah. [01:21:18] Speaker A: You know this play you got play around it. I get it. You want to go? You want to go. You want me to be a southern. You want me to be a southern. [01:21:26] Speaker B: I think the farm. Yeah, I think just like a straight up. Like, when you think of this guy, like, he was born to play quarterback. [01:21:32] Speaker A: Okay? [01:21:33] Speaker B: Like, you know how like that. You need a white boy name is my opinion. [01:21:36] Speaker A: I need a white boy name. Braxton. [01:21:40] Speaker B: Ooh. Braxton's real gay, though. Braxton has a trust fund. You don't have a trust fund. We need you working on the land. We need you a land worker. Like a Luke works on the land. [01:21:49] Speaker A: Colson. [01:21:51] Speaker B: Colton, Colt. [01:21:52] Speaker A: Coulson. [01:21:53] Speaker B: Coulson. [01:21:54] Speaker A: Coulson. There's a kid that plays for the White Sox. Names Coulson Montgomery, and I call him big country. Big country Coulson. Cause he's, like, six'five, and he plays third base, is rakes. So I'm like, oh, that's. Where's he from? Texas? [01:22:08] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:22:08] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:22:09] Speaker B: They grow him different, but that's like. [01:22:10] Speaker A: That's what I mean. Like, Quinn, you. His name like that. I used to hate it, but then, like, looking at him and how he looks like he's got, like, that ragged mullet look. When he plays for Texas, I'm like. [01:22:20] Speaker B: Dude, semi Rodriguez to me is a linebacker, a quarterback, a wide receiver. Like, think about a middle linebacker named Semi Rodriguez. Probably literally built or mini in field or a mid and failed. Yeah, you know, short stop semi Rodriguez. [01:22:35] Speaker A: That's why, like, the road to show guy named Semi Rodriguez is, like, awesome. They have the name already. They pronounce both names, which is great. [01:22:43] Speaker B: Just think, you could spin this off into other games. [01:22:46] Speaker A: I mean, then you could do the. [01:22:48] Speaker B: Baseball when the show comes out. [01:22:50] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, change the character. I've been doing it. I've been doing it for a fucking while, man. I've been doing that shit for a while. People always like, one of my boys that I always see nowadays, down softball. He's like, dude, remember we used to play two k? I'm like, yeah. He's like, dude, you had the best name in the world. I'm like, which one was. He's like, Kenyon Sinclair. Kenyon St. Clair was literally, like, chocolate brown with corn roast. [01:23:14] Speaker B: That is a pretty sick man. [01:23:15] Speaker A: Perfect. [01:23:15] Speaker B: Like, Kenya Martin. He's a rapist. [01:23:17] Speaker A: That's where I got Kenyon from. And then I used Ramandre Payne. I got that from. From Ramondre Stevenson and Cameron Payne. How? [01:23:26] Speaker B: Yeah, you could. [01:23:27] Speaker A: Payne spells his last name I thought was cool. P a y N. Also, that other dude that's a D liman on Washington guy. Deron Payne. You ever see him from Alabama, that kid? [01:23:39] Speaker B: Yes. [01:23:39] Speaker A: Ron Payne. Huge. Plays next to Jonathan. [01:23:42] Speaker B: Alex, you like a Joey as a name. Just like Joey Finn Daca. [01:23:46] Speaker A: I feel like you would. You were going. You were going somewhere that's like, should I be italian? [01:23:51] Speaker B: I don't know. I think you need to be like, I can't be. [01:23:53] Speaker A: I can't be cornbread and. And, uh, garlic bread. Yeah, you know? [01:23:58] Speaker B: Can't be cornbread and garlic bread. [01:23:59] Speaker A: I can't. Those. Both. [01:24:01] Speaker B: Those can't mix. [01:24:01] Speaker A: Don't. Yeah, exactly. [01:24:03] Speaker B: That's how you end up with Gerd. [01:24:04] Speaker A: Right, right. [01:24:06] Speaker B: That's how I end up like this. [01:24:09] Speaker A: Yeah. That's how you end up having a short career. You know? [01:24:14] Speaker B: Also, the brewing Bruins. The Bruins made a couple good additions. What do you think? I. I mean, they paid out the. [01:24:21] Speaker A: Ass, so I don't. I don't know. You get two guys that are 29 years old. I'm okay with that. You got to win. You got to try and win in the next four years to make it make sense, the deals. [01:24:31] Speaker B: Yep. [01:24:33] Speaker A: I do not. I won't speak about Elias Lindholm, as I don't know much about him. I know he's a top two center, meaning he's a top six forward. [01:24:42] Speaker B: Right. [01:24:42] Speaker A: So that's going to move Zaka back to the wing, where he naturally plays. Elias Lindholm gets plugged into the center role. Okay, Charlie Coyle can now go back down. [01:24:52] Speaker B: I think it makes your top two lines is, though. It makes your top two lines better. [01:24:56] Speaker A: The Boston fan base, including yourself, you are going to love Nikita Zadorov. [01:25:02] Speaker B: I know. It's what everyone. [01:25:03] Speaker A: Nikita Zidorov is what you've is a key of what you've been missing. Listen, he is somebody that's nasty. Nasty? Not in the sense of, like, skill. No. Like, he's the type of guy, when Matthew Kachuk wants to fuck around. [01:25:17] Speaker B: Let's fuck around. [01:25:18] Speaker A: Yeah, let's fuck around. Because who's gonna, after you punch past, snack in the back of the head? You know who's gonna grab you? That guy's gonna grab you. But he did make a funny quote. He's like, on every team I've ever been on growing up, everybody's named me, nicknamed me Big Zh because of my statue and what I look like. [01:25:37] Speaker B: I can't call it that here. [01:25:38] Speaker A: He said, don't you dare ever, ever call me, like now. Don't you ever dare call me Big Z. He's like, Zidane O'Chara is who I played. Like, who I looked up to when I came up. Like, when I come up, call mid Z bro, he bangs bodies. [01:25:53] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:25:53] Speaker A: And fucking is tough as nails. So good. Go ahead. Cause go ahead. Grizzlix gone. [01:26:01] Speaker B: Now you're saying the brusque might be gone too. [01:26:03] Speaker A: He is gone. He's already gone. He signed with a Vancouver. [01:26:05] Speaker B: Did he? [01:26:05] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:26:06] Speaker B: Oh, I missed that. [01:26:06] Speaker A: He signed with Vancouver. Derek Fulbert signed with Vancouver. Mac Gruk went to Pittsburgh. Thank God. Matt Grizzlik literally got. We needed to get him out of. He got worse. You didn't get better. And Dan Hinen. So I'm with it. I. You gotta get. You gotta sign swamon. You're gonna give him the a plus. [01:26:25] Speaker B: Yep. You gotta give him that. Give him that AAV. You know, they saying the caps going up. So that's good. [01:26:31] Speaker A: I don't know. I think I just believe it when I see it kind of thing. I think you still need a perennial goal scorer. I just somebody else. I think Masha, I have no trust. [01:26:42] Speaker B: In what's his name? Sweeney. So I think everything he touched turns to shit. We should have at least one to two more titles. [01:26:48] Speaker A: So at least one. At least one like you should have beat the blues. [01:26:54] Speaker B: My God. [01:26:55] Speaker A: Should have beat. [01:26:55] Speaker B: But there's a lot of things. There's that. The Blackhawks were really good that year, but we could have won that series. The blue is a hundred. [01:27:01] Speaker A: That was prime Blackhawks. Dude, if you beat the Blackhawks in 2013, that would have been crazy. [01:27:05] Speaker B: If we just get through the Panthers, we probably win the whole fucking thing this year. [01:27:09] Speaker A: If we go through the Panthers, I feel like we would almost won the whole thing. [01:27:12] Speaker B: Yeah, Panthers were fucking unreal, dude. [01:27:13] Speaker A: We gave the Panthers the best shot. They lost some guys. Yeah, they lost some guys. They lost Brandon Montour. They lost a couple of demon on the back end. They ross line. They. I don't. I think that was their year. I think they put in as much as they're going to put into it. I don't think that they'll. I do not. Hockey, it's extremely hard because the hockey, it all comes down. We've talked this before about how you, how you're playing as you're entering the playoffs. [01:27:39] Speaker B: Yes. As a team. [01:27:40] Speaker A: As a team. And where you at. Yeah, right. Are you, can you finish games? Are you gassed? You know, look at. Just go over and look at the Knicks. By the time that they were at where they were in the playoffs from fucking grinding the. [01:27:52] Speaker B: I hate. And he's always out of position for some fucking reason. They win with him. Bob Blofsky, he in that oil is series. That last game, they won two one. They should have lost eight two. He was. He was flopping around like a fucking fish out of water, dude. He was so out of position. And for some reason, it's Florida you got to give him credit for. They block a shit ton of shots. They get very hard to like, get shots on net. You. We know through our series, I was fucking screaming at my tv how out of position Bob Lofsky was. He got whatever the fuck his name is. I don't even know if that's Brovsky. Bobrovsky, that piece of shit, dude. But that's what happens. You got a hot goaltender. [01:28:40] Speaker A: You know what's fucking. You know, it's the funniest thing about Bob, dude, he was passed around for a minute. He was passed around. He was washed up. They got a hot goaltendere. He. Bobrovski got paid, I think, by the Flyers after he was in Columbus or vice versa. And then he ends up on the fucking Florida panel. [01:28:57] Speaker B: Was supposed to be that goalie, right? Roberto Luongo. [01:29:03] Speaker A: When? When? [01:29:04] Speaker B: No, who's there back? Roberto Longo's is way retired. [01:29:08] Speaker A: He's like ten years retired. [01:29:10] Speaker B: No, who is the guy? I say Roberto long ago because he's way. He's way that he's with the. [01:29:15] Speaker A: He's with Florida. [01:29:16] Speaker B: He's with Florida. Who is their goalie. That was supposed to be their big goalie. And then they switched to Bob Rousky in our series last year. That was supposed to be the number one goalie. I can't think of his name. [01:29:30] Speaker A: Oh, no. Because Joey wall. Joey wall, I think was the Toronto. Because it was Toronto was him. Toronto was him and Samson. I know what you mean. [01:29:42] Speaker B: I hope Kaczuk dies, and I hope something comes out. I wish that he was doing the doctor disrespect shit and was like, raping women, raping young kids. Like, that's what I wish for this kid. I hope he never plays again. I cannot stand that guy. [01:29:54] Speaker A: Kind of. [01:29:55] Speaker B: If he was on my team, I'd love him. [01:29:56] Speaker A: If he was on my team, he'd be my favorite player. Because he could be a past ease. I just don't like. I just don't like the stupid shit. Like, if he didn't punch past Nak in the back of the head of twice, I would have been totally cool with it. Like, I would have been so I would have respected the shit out of it. I just hate little rat stuff. That's rat like, that's rat like behavior. Let's not act like fucking. Let's not act like that. But you can't take the rat out of a rat. [01:30:23] Speaker B: You can't change exactly how a person plays. [01:30:25] Speaker A: No. [01:30:26] Speaker B: And that's why people hate Mahshon. [01:30:27] Speaker A: Yeah, for years. [01:30:28] Speaker B: Yes, for years. [01:30:29] Speaker A: For years. And I think people are starting to, like, now see everyone not. No, respect him. I think people sound a fist pump that. Like, they're seeing that. Like, his time has kind of passed. [01:30:40] Speaker B: He. It seems like he lost a step. [01:30:42] Speaker A: I mean, Al. He had double hip surgery, bro. I don't think a lot of people, like, understand. I don't like, you could sit here and be like, oh, well, like, he had time to recover. Like, dude, sometimes you just don't recover from that, like, naturally. If I just went in and scoped both your hips. [01:30:59] Speaker B: I know, bro. My hip kills when I do, like, inclined treadmill. So I can only imagine them. [01:31:04] Speaker A: Dude, my hips kill, too. My. From sitting for sitting too long, like, literally right on my hips, Kurt. And I'm sitting there like, I've never had pain like that. But you don't feel that. 2225-2729 with 30 around the corner. I'm feeling it. Feeling it. Not as much as Justin's feeling it. Fuck that. I would rather. I'd rather. [01:31:28] Speaker B: I think he's going to quit this podcast. What do you think? I mean, I feel like he's already quit. He's just, like, kind of going through the motions. [01:31:35] Speaker A: I don't know. Do you kind of do. I feel almost the other way is like, he not needs this podcast. He doesn't need it. [01:31:43] Speaker B: No, he definitely. [01:31:44] Speaker A: But, like, you know, I feel like having. I think again, goes back to, like, the band standpoint. Feel like he loves being the. He wants to be the lead singer in the band kind of thing. So he likes having the lead singer of the band. So, like, when. When, when. [01:32:00] Speaker B: Yeah, that's how it goes. [01:32:01] Speaker A: But, yeah, chicks all know that I'm the name of my band. They're all on me. Like they want to hold hands. [01:32:09] Speaker B: Say, I needed you there, Nick. [01:32:11] Speaker A: See, I'm not too bad. Yeah, I mean, I feel like once. [01:32:16] Speaker B: We took away trivia, he lost everything. It was like we kidnapped his kid. [01:32:21] Speaker A: But that's like stabbing yourself in the fucking stomach, bro. He told me, get the gambling off off the show and quote, unquote, told me to come up with something more original. Okay, what do you got? Oh, I bring trivia to the table. Trivia on a podcast. All right, let's. [01:32:44] Speaker B: I actually don't hate trivia. If he just kept his ego at the door. He was just trying. [01:32:48] Speaker A: That was cool. [01:32:48] Speaker B: That was when he was trying to. [01:32:50] Speaker A: Like, make sure the last month was so terrible. It's like, dude, God damn it. Like, why don't you just throw in some normal shit? And then he have rounds. Then he have some rounds where it was awesome. Everybody was in on every question. Even fucking j dick. Fucking that kid. That kid knows a shit ton of stuff. He knows a shit ton of unnecessary information. Like, my brain would hurt if I knew what the largest waterfall. Like. [01:33:14] Speaker B: You always go back to that waterfall. [01:33:15] Speaker A: Question because that is fucking crazy to know that. I don't know. I don't remember like, that. [01:33:21] Speaker B: I don't remember that. Even though we knew and we've talked about it. Do you remember it? [01:33:26] Speaker A: No. Oh, no. You think I remember where that. Fuck that. I think it's in clay. Kuwait. [01:33:31] Speaker B: But in the desert of Kuwait. [01:33:33] Speaker A: What's the closest country to the United States not named Canada or Mexico? [01:33:39] Speaker B: Well, okay, so, now, I did see this clip, but I knew it right away. [01:33:43] Speaker A: No, you didn't. [01:33:44] Speaker B: Yes, I did. Because there's a reason why we bought Alaska. We bought. We bought Alaska in the fifties so we would be closer to Russia. So we could set up fucking stuff over there. So we could set up, like, our, like, anti nuclear weapon shit. [01:33:57] Speaker A: That. [01:33:58] Speaker B: So that's the reason why it's only, like, two or 3 miles off the coast. [01:34:01] Speaker A: Yeah, I'm gonna make. I'm gonna make the video. If we have, like, a family gathering for the holiday, if there's anything like that, I'm gonna make a video. Cause I don't think a lot of people know that. [01:34:10] Speaker B: Well, definitely not. [01:34:11] Speaker A: I don't think a lot of people. [01:34:12] Speaker B: You could ask my wife geography, and my life could be on the line, and she would not know it. I swear to God, if I put a map, like, I. That would go viral content. [01:34:22] Speaker A: Yeah. I'm just gonna do it like this, like, on me. Because everybody in my fan. Everything. Everyone in our family. I. I don't know. It's like everybody's got, like, a. Everyone's heart and, like, on a fucking list or something. [01:34:31] Speaker B: They don't. Like. They don't. [01:34:31] Speaker A: Like. They don't. They just, like, don't like the camera at all. Like, it's okay. It's all right. But, yeah, geography. Geography used to be my thing. It used to be my thing. I loved history class. I was, like, my weird thing that I was good at. I could tell you the capital of everything. Cause I fucking, like, I cared about it. For some weird reason, I love knowing that. [01:34:55] Speaker B: What's the capital of Ukraine, dude? [01:35:01] Speaker A: Jerusalem. [01:35:03] Speaker B: Close. I think it's Kiev. I think it's Kiev. And the only reason why I know that is because of all the shit going down over there. [01:35:11] Speaker A: Okay. [01:35:11] Speaker B: I'm pretty sure it's Kiev. [01:35:13] Speaker A: It's definitely not Gaza. [01:35:14] Speaker B: No, the Gaza Strip is in, I guess, Jerusalem slash Palestine. However you want to see that. [01:35:21] Speaker A: See, I. [01:35:22] Speaker B: Can you explain the Jerusalem Palestine thing or no. [01:35:25] Speaker A: Nope. No. New. I just know someone doesn't like somebody. [01:35:30] Speaker B: I yell, fighting over someone's land. [01:35:33] Speaker A: Go over. Go look at some of the videos. Have you seen the. The dome thing? Did you see the dome shot? [01:35:41] Speaker B: The old Iron Dome. You're talking about that. [01:35:44] Speaker A: Why is no one else talking about that? I seen it when it happened, bro. The thing blows up. Fucking. The thing doesn't allow projectiles to come near you. [01:35:52] Speaker B: It's legitimately. It's like airspace in the world. [01:35:56] Speaker A: It's literally like it's protected by fucking superpowers. [01:35:59] Speaker B: It is. Everyone talks about the Iron Dome that's, like, known. Like, that's like the most mil advanced military shit in the world. [01:36:06] Speaker A: It. That is insane. I'm like, whoa, we have something similar. [01:36:10] Speaker B: But we just have so much space. [01:36:12] Speaker A: I'm like, whoa. That's what makes me believe that Wakanda's real. [01:36:16] Speaker B: The Iron dome? [01:36:17] Speaker A: Yeah, bro. That's fucking crazy. It's like an anon dome or whatever the fuck it is. Like those. They were sending missiles. Yeah, but they can't hit anything. Just like. But like you're out there in the normal. [01:36:29] Speaker B: Do you ever see, like. So how I. It's like, you know, I don't really know the ins and outs. We need a jay fine here to give us the ins and outs of it. But have you ever, like. Let's say you watch top gun or something, right? And someone shoots a missile. Missile at Tom Cruise. He touches a button and then the shit goes. And then. And then it kind of hits it. [01:36:45] Speaker A: Yes. [01:36:45] Speaker B: How I consider the I and don't. [01:36:47] Speaker A: Supposed to be heat seeking. [01:36:48] Speaker B: Yeah. So what it does is it's a similar thing that it just shoots it out and explodes it before it can even get into the airspace. It's crazy that it can cover that much ground, though. [01:36:58] Speaker A: Dude, it's fucking. It's not like it's 20ft wide. It's like watching firecrackers fight each other in the air. That's what it looks like. [01:37:06] Speaker B: So if you had to pick a side, pro Israel or pro Palestine. [01:37:12] Speaker A: Ah, I feel like you're lining me up for one here. [01:37:15] Speaker B: I don't know. [01:37:16] Speaker A: I'm just with the people. [01:37:17] Speaker B: Whatever the people think. [01:37:19] Speaker A: The common folk. I'm with the small. I'm always the small common folk. I am never for the hard. [01:37:24] Speaker B: So what are you hearing? What about the people you follow and who are they for? [01:37:28] Speaker A: No one I follow is for anybody. [01:37:29] Speaker B: So you just, you're keeping your Switzerland. You're just keeping a middle ground, dude. [01:37:33] Speaker A: It's just like the debate thing. Did you guys. Was that. No, dude, that happened. That happened. That happened recently. Like, we haven't talked about that, right? And I didn't even put that. [01:37:43] Speaker B: It was when I was on vacation. I swear to God, that golf argument is peak comedy in my eyes. That those two people, that's the most relatable thing those two old fucks have ever done in their life. Like them arguing about that. I could pitch a me and you arguing about that. I've seen you swing. I know you swing. Speaking of that swing, trump.com put in the code at relax g. You get 10% off. It's like $20 for this t shirt. Shirt. It's an I know you swing. I've seen you swing. I know you swing. T shirt trump. When I got mine on the way. Go do that. We'll put it up on the thing. I swear to God, this is my favorite argument in the history of anything. What is $20 to you? I spend more on that on espressos. This cigar, I think is dollar 18, by the way, from MB. Fuma B, two b boxing. [01:38:34] Speaker A: Are you starting to get. Are you trying to get cigar stuff sent to you? [01:38:38] Speaker B: Not as much as I'd like not to. Not to feed the habit, really, not to have it. [01:38:43] Speaker A: Care packages come coming in. Yeah, from here and there. [01:38:46] Speaker B: Here and there was, you know, we'll see. I'm welcoming all stuff. I've also floated around the fact that I should start selling cigars. Cause I get so many inboxes about people being like, what? Like mellow cigar or strong cigar? Like. I get so many recommendations that I'm honestly thinking about either just putting up my own lists to say, like, go get this cigar or just outright selling, like samples. [01:39:11] Speaker A: Dude, you should totally rank. You should totally start doing a little ranking system. [01:39:15] Speaker B: I need to do something. Cause I think that the more I put into it, the more I'll get back. And then I just read this quote. I just read this quote that said men. Well, it says adults. Adults spend an average of dollar 255 a year. A year on their hobbies. A year. I spend that a week, if you count golf, cigars, and scotch. 255 a year on hobbies only. My wife see that number floating around? [01:39:49] Speaker A: 255 55. So let's just round it up. We're past 250, so round it up. [01:39:55] Speaker B: $20 a month. What are people doing with. [01:39:57] Speaker A: Yeah. What is your hobby? Picking your ass. What the fuck hobby is that? [01:40:02] Speaker B: You get a gym membership. It's more than 255 a fucking month. [01:40:06] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. My gym membership memberships more than that. [01:40:08] Speaker B: Yeah. 255 a year. That's insane to me. [01:40:12] Speaker A: Back to that debate. Like, I didn't watch any of it because. Strictly because I don't have any patience for any of that. Like, I just don't. It's. You know me. I'm not. I'm not political. I'm not tied in on the politics. We're fucked either way. Let's just be honest about ourselves. We're fucked either way. But we're probably better off with one guy than the other guy. [01:40:28] Speaker B: I think, 100%. I don't even think that's an argument. [01:40:30] Speaker A: That's not an argument. That's known that we. One guy gets shit done, the other guy can't ride a bike. [01:40:37] Speaker B: He. He not only can't ride a bike, he can't even get off the stage. His wife had to help him off the stage. He looked so bad. [01:40:43] Speaker A: I also do think he don't want to be there. [01:40:48] Speaker B: No, dude, he is getting forced and propped up like a fucking puppet. Yeah, I put this on my social media. I swear to God. It's sad. You have to blame his wife for letting this happen. If I have one too many drinks at a party, my wife sneaks me out the back door so I don't embarrassed myself. [01:41:05] Speaker A: Wait, so did that really happen, or was that a figure of speech? [01:41:09] Speaker B: What? [01:41:09] Speaker A: You put that up? Be like, I had to get escorted out of a family party because my wife. [01:41:14] Speaker B: No, no, just in general and just being ridiculous. She'll be like, oh, you want to go? Like. I mean, just in general. Like, your wife's supposed to look after you and have your best interest. They. These people only care about power, and they just put in this fucking puppet because that's what he is. And then they come out the next day and say, oh, yeah, he's a president from ten to 04:00 p.m. this is a 24/7 job. This is why you ended my job. This is why Obama looked like he was 30 when he went in and he came out looking 65. Yeah, it's it's a full time job you have. Like, this is the dumbest thing I've ever seen. [01:41:46] Speaker A: Closed on Sundays. [01:41:47] Speaker B: Yes. It's crazy. Oh, it's a ten to four job. [01:41:51] Speaker A: I'm sorry, bro. Do you want double pay for less than I work? [01:41:55] Speaker B: That's crazy. That's nuts. People are shitting on me. That's fucking the fucking free world. [01:42:02] Speaker A: Like, extend fucking Zola can, bird, trans. [01:42:04] Speaker B: Wow. [01:42:05] Speaker A: Is that how long you work? [01:42:06] Speaker B: That's it. [01:42:07] Speaker A: And you're supposed to be the. You're supposed to be the leading the whole world. [01:42:10] Speaker B: What is not just making. [01:42:11] Speaker A: What is the actual. And I'm sorry, what is the definition of the president? He is the. What's that called? [01:42:18] Speaker B: Commander in chief. [01:42:19] Speaker A: Yes. [01:42:20] Speaker B: Okay. Yes, I know you thinking about that. [01:42:22] Speaker A: You are the commander. Commander and commander in chief of the United States of America. And you believe that you can clock in from 10:00 a.m. to four. Then I'm running. I'll run. [01:42:33] Speaker B: Listen, any. First of all, any person that runs, like, a Fortune 500 company is putting in 70 to 80 hours a week. You need to be putting in at least that as president of the free world. [01:42:44] Speaker A: Bubba literally works more than that. [01:42:46] Speaker B: 100%. He does. [01:42:47] Speaker A: Bubble works over 90 hours. [01:42:48] Speaker B: He's picking that up as an overtime that he's like, this ain't even a good time. [01:42:52] Speaker A: Yeah, Bubba tells me legit sleep, bro. He stays at. He says he has a cart now. [01:43:01] Speaker B: Because he doesn't want to deal with your mother. [01:43:03] Speaker A: That's also true. [01:43:04] Speaker B: But I was making a hundred an hour. [01:43:07] Speaker A: I'd sleep on a car if I was getting paid $100 an hour. [01:43:11] Speaker B: It's crazy. [01:43:12] Speaker A: Oh, God, man. [01:43:13] Speaker B: Yeah, so, I mean, yeah. Does it suck that we don't have, you know, a 40, 50 year old guy? [01:43:19] Speaker A: What is it? Yeah, I was just gonna say, what is our ideal makeup for somebody in there? Somebody that's. We need somebody that's not essentially, like, aggressive, but assertive, that wants to get things done. I think you knowledgeable and that can talk to people. [01:43:32] Speaker B: I don't think there's anyone that's. [01:43:34] Speaker A: But I do feel like that's not a person that's full politician. That person doesn't have a makeup like that. [01:43:39] Speaker B: Like an Elon musk type who. Who is successful in his own right. Like, I'm not saying Elon Musk because I don't know anything about him in terms of, like, what he thinks, but I'm just saying is what my idea. [01:43:52] Speaker A: I feel like he would favor rich people. [01:43:54] Speaker B: I am not a Republican. I'm not a Democrat. I'm like. I would consider myself closer to, like, a libertarian, which means, like, we should only be focusing on this fucking country. Stop spending money in other countries until you can fix everything in this country. We don't need to be given $60 billion to Ukraine. We don't need to be doing it. It's too much money to be given away. Take that money and give it to other people. And let's not just let free borders happen. Let's focus on our fucking country and the people that are here, citizens and all that shit. If you just focus on that, everything else works itself out, dude, the economy, everything. [01:44:26] Speaker A: I know you've seen it, dude. If you've seen these pictures at Logan. [01:44:31] Speaker B: No one wants to talk about that. [01:44:32] Speaker A: Why is no one want to talk about. [01:44:34] Speaker B: They don't want to talk about it. [01:44:35] Speaker A: How there's hundreds of people. [01:44:36] Speaker B: Hundreds, thousands, thousands, thousands of people do overdose, overrunning the hotels. You can't get a hotel in Boston. So you got people, like, in conventions, can't get hotels in Boston because fucking migrants sustain in them. So the people that actually spend money and float up an economy, they want to spend money at the restaurants, they can't even find places to get in Boston. You try to get a hotel in Boston, it's like 7800 a night, and they're giving them to the migrants who are just feeding off of our system. [01:45:03] Speaker A: Just an overflow. [01:45:05] Speaker B: Any fucking logical american can say that's crazy. Crazy. That shouldn't happen. There shouldn't be this many people. It shouldn't look like a fucking homeless shelter at Logan airport. [01:45:14] Speaker A: Why? Yeah, what the fuck? It looks just like room and board. [01:45:18] Speaker B: It's crazy. [01:45:19] Speaker A: Like. Like we're under another crisis where you, like, we have to, like, homage people. [01:45:23] Speaker B: I do think that there was. There was a rule on put off that just said that the governors can now say they can't be homeless shelters, they can't be migrant setup. So I think they did just pass a law that they can't stay in Logan anymore. I think that's why you see, honestly. [01:45:38] Speaker A: Like, hey, man, often nothing like you want. [01:45:41] Speaker B: The first thing that people see, do they come off their. Their airplane? Oh, we're here for the city of Boston. It's a beautiful thing, just to see people sleeping everywhere, like in sleeping bags. [01:45:52] Speaker A: Where the fuck did you just take me, dude? Are these people cracked out? [01:45:56] Speaker B: I just. I was just in Myrtle beach with my family. It was like 30 of us. [01:46:00] Speaker A: I was gonna. That was the last point I had. [01:46:02] Speaker B: Some kids had to sleep on Em mattresses. So when I would get up in the morning to go get my espresso, because I had to go get my espresso every fucking morning. I was like, this is crazy that these people are just like kind of like sprawled all out, like it looked trashy. Picture that fucking. And these are like my nephews. [01:46:19] Speaker A: Yeah, picture that. [01:46:20] Speaker B: Like fucking random ass people that, you know, criminal records that they don't even know about. Right. That's why people getting fucking killed, dude. In places, they're raping and killing some of these girls, these joggers, and this, this is what it is. This is the first thing that they see. They're not even related to these people. I'm thinking that of my fucking nephews. This is where that they're sleeping on air mattresses. This is how like random ass people have to see fucking migrants just sleeping in the middle of an airport. It's crazy, dude. [01:46:51] Speaker A: It must smell so bad. [01:46:52] Speaker B: Oh, this. It happens. Has to. [01:46:53] Speaker A: Has to. [01:46:54] Speaker B: Because where are they showering? [01:46:55] Speaker A: That's what I'm saying. [01:46:56] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:46:56] Speaker A: I always think of that as immediately, like, hygiene. It's disgusting. Could you do tile work? [01:47:01] Speaker B: This guy's got his fucking full, his knees. He Disney's got a fucking goat, dude. Look at him with his knee pads on right now. [01:47:08] Speaker A: You can't see that, but I always know that. Yeah. I mean, no, I couldn't do tile. [01:47:13] Speaker B: I tiled the bathroom once in. [01:47:16] Speaker A: Heard it sucks. I heard tile sucks. [01:47:19] Speaker B: Yeah. It would be bad on your body, dude. Bad on your body. Anything kind of doing physical label like, something the Del Vecchio's would know nothing about either one of them. Especially with this shed that they're supposed to be building that, you know, which we still. Can we get a confirmation that they're building us the shed? You see, you're saying he's mad about that. We're not gonna make it. What if we do make it? [01:47:41] Speaker A: Then we get a instead we probably would have to say, don't give us the build us a shed. But that shed probably won't be built until like 2027. [01:47:52] Speaker B: I know he's that type. If you can't even get a sweatshirt out of him, do you think you're gonna get a shed built? [01:47:56] Speaker A: Dude, it takes. You like the waiting list? It's a fucking crazy. It's a waiting list to get a Rob del Vecchio sweatshirt or the Vecchio construction, I should say sweatshirt. It's nuts. How's the trip in Myrtle? [01:48:08] Speaker B: Myrtle was great. I didn't golf enough. [01:48:10] Speaker A: That was the problem, really. Only once. [01:48:12] Speaker B: Only got to golf once. And a lot of them that week were, like, punching their greens, which is the most aggravating thing in the world. [01:48:19] Speaker A: I can't. I hate. I seen DJ Khaled fucking putting against him. The things like those were punched. [01:48:24] Speaker B: Did you see it? And do you see a bouncing. Still hit that putt, though. Did you see him hit the putt? [01:48:28] Speaker A: Yeah, but, like, how are you supposed to. You can't realign. [01:48:31] Speaker B: No, it's tough. [01:48:32] Speaker A: Realign. It's tough. [01:48:33] Speaker B: The only thing I will give punch greens credit, it's extremely easy to stick the green. So you hit the green, it's just going to stop. Pretty much, yeah. So that helped me because I was just flying them to the flag and they were stopping pretty close. [01:48:45] Speaker A: Nice. [01:48:46] Speaker B: That's the only plus about a punch green. Otherwise, I swear I said it on the thing. If you show up to a golf course and you book online and they don't tell you in the thing, a lot of the nice courses, shakey hills does it. They'll say green. We would aerate, not greens. Let you make the decision before you book that. I'm gonna stay with the punch greens. Don't make me show up. I'd rather have you fuck my wife or try to fuck my wife than me show up to a course with my son, with my brother, and you give me punch and you say, okay, yeah, the greens are getting aerated. Like, it's that bad. Like you should. You know what I mean? You should tell people that, like, anywhere, any course, you should just tell people when they book. Listen, the greens are getting aerated these days. [01:49:30] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:49:30] Speaker B: And then let you make it. [01:49:31] Speaker A: Us can juice. Us can juice for holiday pay for that round. That. That left a sour taste in my mouth just a little bit. I'm glad we. [01:49:38] Speaker B: 140. [01:49:39] Speaker A: That's. That's the. That I won't. I said on the ride home, I was like, I just don't know if I paid that much again for, like, a normal course around here. If we were in a myrtle beach or if we were in a Florida. [01:49:50] Speaker B: Myrtle beach is dead cheap, really. In terms. In terms of, like, comparatively to here, a nice course here, you go to Pine Hills, you go to granite links. Either of those courses, you could be spending 165, 180. Granite links is expensive. You gotta find. You got to find the right deals. [01:50:07] Speaker A: Yeah, you do got to find the right deals. That's truly what it is. It's all about the deals. [01:50:17] Speaker B: But Myrtle beach. Yeah, there's like a hundred courses with, like, 10 miles of each other. So it's great for golf. I got to go back where I can actually golf. Going on, like, a trip. [01:50:27] Speaker A: That's what we should do. A trip. [01:50:30] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:50:30] Speaker A: Weekend. [01:50:31] Speaker B: Too much family around, and then it's like, you can't sneak out. [01:50:34] Speaker A: Go on a Thursday. We should golf. We should golf the whole weekend. [01:50:38] Speaker B: I will legitimately drive there because I know, like, ten courses on the way there that we could go. So we could, like, drive. Golf at a great course and then keep driving. Driving. Do that. The stay the night, then golf in Myrtle Beach 36 holes in a day. We could easily do that. You could even do 54 holes. If we wanted to get real crazy. [01:50:59] Speaker A: We wanted to get real nuts. [01:51:00] Speaker B: If you want to get real nuts, like, if you want to get real crazy, we can make an easy weekend trip out of it, and we wouldn't even spend that much money. We really wouldn't. And kids golf free in Myrtle beach, which I thought was, like, I was legitimately. My jaw hit the floor. [01:51:13] Speaker A: That's crazy. [01:51:14] Speaker B: Every nice course, the kids golf free. [01:51:17] Speaker A: Your son golf for free. [01:51:18] Speaker B: For free. [01:51:19] Speaker A: That's awesome. That is. [01:51:21] Speaker B: They don't do that up here. [01:51:23] Speaker A: Never. [01:51:23] Speaker B: They'll never talk about the kids. [01:51:26] Speaker A: They're like, he cost more. [01:51:28] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. It's crazy. [01:51:30] Speaker A: Yeah, that's a little bit more. [01:51:31] Speaker B: I got fucking tagged at when we went for that father's day golf shit. On the Sunday, they made me pay full rate, full adult rate for my kid. And everyone has junior rates, but on the weekends, there's no junior rates. [01:51:43] Speaker A: Oh, my God. [01:51:44] Speaker B: So I got tagged, like a $100 whatever it was for him on the father's day golf. But in Myrtle beach, you just walk on the nicest course in the world. It could be $200 for a fucking round, and you fucking. It's free. It's crazy. [01:51:57] Speaker A: That's awesome, dude. [01:51:58] Speaker B: Yeah, it really is. [01:51:59] Speaker A: That would entice so many more. That would entice so many more, like, parents to upbringing their kids to be golfers, to be honest. Yeah. [01:52:06] Speaker B: And then, guess what? [01:52:07] Speaker A: Work in there. [01:52:08] Speaker B: You're getting them in there. They're gonna pay. Then you're gonna buy stuff. You're gonna buy the kids hot dogs, you're gonna buy them hat. So it's like, it's smart to do it. But they have so many courses. Maybe that's why, like, we. I feel like it's hard to get a tee time sometimes around here. [01:52:21] Speaker A: Yeah. So, like, around where we are, like, we don't live in, like, real southern or. But we do have, like, accessibility to a lot of places. I mean, a good amount, I would say not a lot, but like, to go to a place like Shaker hills, like, to drive that far away, you. [01:52:35] Speaker B: Wouldn'T do it again. 08:00 09:00 in the morning, you'd go. [01:52:38] Speaker A: I would go, yeah, I love that course that I'd go, that was a nice course. That was a good. It was a good time. Um, yeah, no, I would do that again, for sure. [01:52:49] Speaker B: A buck 40. [01:52:50] Speaker A: That's a little much. I'd rather be like a buck 15. [01:52:53] Speaker B: It's usually like 105. [01:52:55] Speaker A: Yeah, I'm all. I'm all day for that. And definitely just like an hour later or an hour or two later. Let me leave my house at like seven, not 330 in the morning, you know? Oh, wow. What else we got? We got anything else? [01:53:15] Speaker B: Sweet. [01:53:16] Speaker A: What? [01:53:16] Speaker B: Nothing. I have. We got fucking all stars for baseball. [01:53:19] Speaker A: Oh, you are doing all stars. [01:53:21] Speaker B: We're doing all stars. Yeah. And they just finally fucking answer. And I sent a text fucking two days ago. No one answered. I was like, is anyone getting these fucking texts? It's like, that's the only. The only thing that sucks, dealing with fucking parents. They suck, dude. [01:53:34] Speaker A: Yeah. Is it now? Not. At least now it's not calling every house one by one. It's. You have them all on a text change. [01:53:42] Speaker B: Remember that, though, back in the day. [01:53:43] Speaker A: The coach would call. Yeah, that's. See, that's what I need coming out. I need my phone to ring. [01:53:50] Speaker B: Yeah, you need the phone to ring. [01:53:51] Speaker A: I need the phone. I need the phone to ring. Be like, this is coach. This is Coach Venombells. [01:53:56] Speaker B: Yeah, you need to do that. [01:53:58] Speaker A: Oklahoma. [01:53:59] Speaker B: Yeah, come on, get your ass down. Oklahoma. [01:54:01] Speaker A: I just gotta get a real. I just gotta really get a good idea sense as we wrap up this fucking episode. I gotta get a really good sense of putting together highlight reels and films like that. The real, like, highlight, like, little highlight snippets. That's what I gotta be good at. Yeah, but AI could help me. Well, I need, you need the talk over because any college football video that you've ever seen, it's very old school. They. You hear. You hear the bands playing? I need the bands playing. I need the trumpets, I need the drums. But you need that deep Chris Fowler fucking Ron Roma band, dude, for you. [01:54:43] Speaker B: You know the Roma band, the one that, like, walks for. On all the feasts in the north end. [01:54:47] Speaker A: No, no. Is that bad? I don't know that person. [01:54:51] Speaker B: You know, no, the Roma band. It's like the band that walks. They got the trumpets, they hit the drums when they bring the saint down. [01:55:01] Speaker A: We could get something. It would be something that would be something crazy. [01:55:04] Speaker B: How sick would that be? [01:55:06] Speaker A: If it was like me with the football, just with the band just like around me, like playing, like walking past. [01:55:12] Speaker B: I feel like we know enough people, we could get that happening. We could do that. I definitely have people like, what the. [01:55:18] Speaker A: Fuck is going on right now? Be like, oh, I'm filming for my. I'm filming for my series. [01:55:22] Speaker B: Like, I know I just got signed to Oklahoma. You don't. You. You don't break character. [01:55:26] Speaker A: You do. [01:55:27] Speaker B: You just cut. Signed Oklahoma. [01:55:28] Speaker A: Well, like, when I'm out, I'm this person. [01:55:30] Speaker B: Yeah, a hundred percent. You gotta act it the full time. [01:55:35] Speaker A: That's why I have no problem with it. Cuz I would even be answering to. [01:55:40] Speaker B: People unless they're like, hey, it's cold. Colt. [01:55:44] Speaker A: Really going with the colt thing. [01:55:45] Speaker B: Colt Carrington or something. [01:55:48] Speaker A: Colt cannon. [01:55:50] Speaker B: I don't hate cannon. [01:55:51] Speaker A: Or my first name be Cannon. [01:55:56] Speaker B: Think about Buchanan. [01:55:58] Speaker A: Bo Buchanan. He got. [01:56:01] Speaker B: Bo Buchanan got a cannon bow. [01:56:04] Speaker A: Buchanan. [01:56:04] Speaker B: Bo Buchanan. [01:56:05] Speaker A: Bo nose. [01:56:06] Speaker B: Bo nose. [01:56:07] Speaker A: That's. Do you leave it a Bo nose? But. Because there's a bunch of merch out there with Bo's nose. Knows for Jack, but Bo Buchanan. That. See on the back, look at what it looks like on the back of a jersey. It says Buchanan. I'd be like, fuck. [01:56:24] Speaker B: Bo Buchanan is a pretty good name. [01:56:26] Speaker A: That's up there. Let me. [01:56:28] Speaker B: Let me ask you this question. Totally. [01:56:29] Speaker A: Jackson dot like, I like that. [01:56:30] Speaker B: This is the last time I talk about my kids baseball. I want you to answer this question. So we were in the championship for the minor leagues, right? [01:56:37] Speaker A: Yeah. Awesome. You guys won? We won. [01:56:39] Speaker B: Yes, we won. [01:56:40] Speaker A: That's the most the athletics have won in the last 25 years. [01:56:43] Speaker B: 2019 in down there, you know, but not. Not in real life. [01:56:47] Speaker A: Oh, that's what you were talking about? Comment about real. Like, real life. Like, most athletics have won literally in the past 25 years. [01:56:54] Speaker B: So we've been. So we were in this series. I would say that we were the underdogs. Okay. But I told you I got the jugs machine. I'm like, listen, as long as we put some balls and play, we have a chance. The kids can't really field at this age. Like, great. You know what I mean? So put balls in play. You're gonna probably win. Tell me if this is crazy from the opposing coach. He thought he was going to win because he had the best team all year round. He bought before the championship started. Championship rings for the kids. Did I tell you this? [01:57:23] Speaker A: No. Wow. [01:57:24] Speaker B: So after the first game, he comes up to me. They won six three in the first game. It's the best two out of three. He goes, hey, you know, I bought these rings. I got them the other day. They just came in and show meet him, and he's like, if for some reason you guys come back, will you buy the rings for me? I said, I looked at him. Cause I'm friends with him. He's a good guy. And I. And I said, you fucking bought championship rings before the series is over, before it even started. He's like, yeah, the kids just don't get anything right away. They gotta wait for their sweatshirts. If they win all this stuff. I'm like, okay, no problem. So I didn't tell my kids, kids, after the second game, we won. We won the second game. The assistant coach comes up to me because he ended up getting kicked out of the game. So he couldn't be there for the third game, which is crazy because he was arguing balls and strikes, because you get a. You get a game suspension that says. The coach goes, you'll never believe what this fucking psycho did. Do you know that? He bought championship? I'm like, yeah, he told me the other day. I walked up to my kids, I'm like, guys, I wasn't going to tell you this. I don't want to put pressure on you. You guys are fucking nasty. Years old, but they already think they won this thing. It's one, one. They already bought championship rings, right? Let's go take these rings and shove it up their ass. That's what I said to the kids. Next game, we fucking slaughter rolled them good. Them. And I took the rings and gave the kid the rings good. [01:58:49] Speaker A: That's crazy. [01:58:50] Speaker B: How crazy is it to buy championship rings before you win? [01:58:53] Speaker A: My God, I wish, like, if you were so close to the people to make a story about that, that would be a great. [01:58:58] Speaker B: I know I was just, like, two friends with them, but I got these kids shirts that said, hard work glizzies, because I would buy them hot dogs after every win, and they just would have called them glizzies. I wrote their rings and then champs on them, like, four sentences. They were gassed up last night before. [01:59:13] Speaker A: Oh, that's awesome. Then the boys were brought up to Prince Pizza. Dude, that's awesome. That's crazy. Fucking princess is the best dude for that shit. Oh, my God. I have no problem. Like, hopefully. You know, when I have a kid, I have no problem bringing my kid there. Hey kid, go through the assembly line. There's plenty of pizza and chicken fingers. [01:59:32] Speaker B: That's it. [01:59:32] Speaker A: And while you're waiting for that, go up over there. There's ice cream machine and unlimited amount of goldfish. Just go eat that. [01:59:41] Speaker B: Okay. So they got rid of the goldfish, which is absolutely ridiculous. The whole salad box gone because of Anthony Fauci. Fauci and Covid dude fucked the whole salad bar. There's no fucking goldfish. Someone should do a fucking expose on that. Like what COVID ruined besides, you know, killing young kids with the vaccine, all that shit. It ruined the salad bar. Prince. Prince used to have an unbelievable salad bar, right? The goldfish, the bread and butter, they don't have any of that anymore because of COVID They never brought it back. It also ruined the bread from porkaris. You can't get the bread anymore. More from COVID Since COVID they stopped doing the bread and the oil. That's what we need a series on. That's what Mach Lewis should be doing. [02:00:22] Speaker A: Yeah, he should be covering that Fauci. [02:00:24] Speaker B: Fuck us up. Fuck us out of. That's one thing. [02:00:27] Speaker A: Is he in jail? [02:00:28] Speaker B: No. He probably should be though. He just, he's just like, yeah, I completely made up the six foot distance in and the mass didn't really work. Basically I just flew off the seat of my pants. I get it, you know, you didn't know what was going on, but just. How about you just maybe think about things before you just start them, buddy? [02:00:45] Speaker A: We're talking about the closest thing to like the global pandemic. We're talking about the closest thing to the bubonic plague. [02:00:51] Speaker B: Dude, they had people come around with measuring tape and measure our tables that they were 6ft apart in the north end. [02:00:57] Speaker A: Yeah, of course we had to take. [02:00:58] Speaker B: Away like 15, 20% of our tables at one point. [02:01:01] Speaker A: Of course. [02:01:01] Speaker B: Put all these fucking, these barriers, like these plastic barriers between tables. What a fucking joke. That was. Like germs travel over around those things. We put a fucking filtration system, an air filtration system into our AC unit that supposedly killed COVID virus. We put that into our system. It's still there to this day. We put like thousands of dollars into this shit. [02:01:25] Speaker A: And the amount of fucking arguments I've seen in stores with people being like, you know, either like not having a mask on or not being 6ft away from the person in front of them. Being like, he's 6ft or arm's length apart. It's like, that's what it did. I'll pull my masks down right now and go, oh, my God, what are you gonna do now? [02:01:47] Speaker B: Dude? I saw anyone thinking that those fucking. [02:01:50] Speaker A: Stupid masks did anything. Those did not. I. But like, al, I'm not a smart human being. I understand that, but when shit like that is going down, everything clicks to me. I'm like, dude, it was just a way to control. [02:02:06] Speaker B: That's what it was. [02:02:06] Speaker A: I'm like, dude, first of all, these masks aren't helping. Like, if people can get sick through it, through the AC on an airplane, what the fuck makes you think when I cough into something that's fabric that that's gonna retain all of what I'm coughing? [02:02:25] Speaker B: We flew right before everything shut down. We were in Florida. We flew to Florida. [02:02:31] Speaker A: So was I. I was in Fort Lauderdale, though. I was on Fort Lauderdale beach getting sucked and fucked on a spring break. [02:02:39] Speaker B: Probably felt unbelievable. [02:02:41] Speaker A: It was. It was awesome. But I was literally. We were literally. Everybody came to my Airbnb to watch Trump walk out when he was like, beautiful day in the rose garden. Like that speech was on a Saturday or a Sunday because we were going home the next day. But they just locked down the fucking. They just locked down the country. [02:03:02] Speaker B: Yeah. And now flew in the day. They locked down the country. [02:03:06] Speaker A: You flew into Florida the day to lock down the country? No, you flew back same. Well, I was the day after. [02:03:12] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:03:12] Speaker A: And then Skyla Bubber and my mother left one day after me. [02:03:16] Speaker B: I remember that. [02:03:16] Speaker A: And they were down in Florida with nothing to do. [02:03:19] Speaker B: Nothing to do. They shut down the entire fucking country. But we flew. No, madden, nothing. Not one of us got sick. Every. There was people, masks. They were like doing all the shit. They were all panicking. And I remember thinking, like, if we didn't get sick here on an airplane with all these people, we were in Florida living the life, their dream, going everywhere we could have went. This is right before the lockdown. [02:03:42] Speaker A: And this is where it came. It literally got. It literally got broken. [02:03:45] Speaker B: And we would show the infested area. [02:03:47] Speaker A: It's legit. Fort Lauderdale. Yeah, it came right out of Fort Lauderdale. And I could absolutely see why that. I could. Yeah. [02:03:54] Speaker B: But then they, they, they were like, oh, shut down the beach is. You're gonna shut down the beach. So you're gonna shut down. And they shut down golf. The one place that you are all. How many times are we even within 6ft of each other golfing? [02:04:04] Speaker A: Not when you're in a cut. [02:04:06] Speaker B: And even then you're in fresh air. [02:04:08] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:04:09] Speaker B: You know what I mean? It's. It's just insane what they did. And they should be prosecuted for that. [02:04:14] Speaker A: You would think so. [02:04:14] Speaker B: Never take it. They'll. They take away freedoms. You can't let it happen again, you know? And people were like, oh, you're an asshole. Like the Andrew Tate's the world, you know. He was a dickhead for saying, listen, stop, don't. Don't do that shit. Don't take the vaccine. Who was right during that whole situation? [02:04:29] Speaker A: Did you ever take it? [02:04:31] Speaker B: Yeah, I took it. My mother in law fucking was crying on the phone to my wife and I said, I'll take it. Unbelievable. It's the worst decision I've ever made in my life. And I've made some bad decisions. [02:04:43] Speaker A: You've made some bad decisions? [02:04:44] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:04:44] Speaker A: I, the only I said verbally in interview, if I was to get hired for the patriots, the woman asked was like, you'd have to get vaccinated. You understand that? I said, you give. I said, if I'm the person for the job, I'm getting vaccinated. Literally, I'll get vaccinated within the hour. If I. If I get the job, if it's not for something like that. I am never in my life gonna get fucking. No one is putting nothing in my body because I essentially thinking that's garbage. There ain't no way in dick that somebody could tell me that the vaccine benefited them. I feel like it was just all negatives. It is no, like, wow, they got me mocked my whole fucking. Like my whole fucking family got wiped out. I survived because I took the vaccine. Not one story has been leaked like that. [02:05:32] Speaker B: They think that that's why though. No. [02:05:35] Speaker A: Crazy. [02:05:36] Speaker B: Yeah, well, that's the one thing Justin was right about. He didn't take it and he said he wasn't putting it as part. That's the only thing Justin's ever been right about that I've known him same. No, you're right about other things. Like this. This NC double a thing is gonna. It has to blow. It's just too crazy, dude. If you do it correctly. [02:05:53] Speaker A: Bou cannon, dude. Wonder if we stick with Bo Buchana. How do we. How can I get. How can I get people shy? I might make a legit post. Like a video post. Cuz I don't have care, you know? I don't care. I just might make a post. Literally just a video of me. Hey, listen, we're 14 days out from kickoff or we're trying to create or is it more like I would just. [02:06:17] Speaker B: What's the most american name you can think of? Like the most american quarterback name that. If you were creating somebody, what would you call them? Like that. Like almost like a. [02:06:26] Speaker A: Just do a story with a what, a question poll. Yeah, like, I'll do that. I'll do that. I'll literally do it as soon as we're done. [02:06:34] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:06:35] Speaker A: Be like, if you were to name us a quarterback from the south, what's the most ideal name that you could think of? Yeah, I'll go first, Bo Buchanan, and. [02:06:48] Speaker B: Then see what you get. What's the best one out of them? You're definitely gonna get. [02:06:52] Speaker A: I just like the fact that it says Buchanan on the back of the jersey and, like, the pronoun, it's like Sinclair. Like, that sounds awesome. Yeah. I could even spell hope to God that you can. If that's the name that we go with, that that's can be announced. It has to be able to be announced in the game. Like, oh, you can. And shoots deep down the right side. Like. [02:07:13] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:07:13] Speaker A: Oh, my God. Oh, Buchanan taking off. Like, I could always. Oh, man. You might have hit there. That's what I'm talking about, bro. It's when using your brain. [02:07:21] Speaker B: Who's the, what's that drop? Cannon. Cannon. Cannon. [02:07:25] Speaker A: The can and the cannon. Oh, my God, bro. Oh, man. I can have so much fun with this dude. Awesome. [02:07:34] Speaker B: Sick dude. [02:07:35] Speaker A: He's grown. [02:07:35] Speaker B: He's grown up. He's grown up before. All right. [02:07:38] Speaker A: I know, right? Who am I? Bo Buchanan, bitch. [02:07:42] Speaker B: Well, you know what, guys? It's good to be back. [02:07:44] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:07:44] Speaker B: Back in the swing of things. We promise we're gonna be giving out more content. We were thinking about maybe skipping this week or the next week, but no, we're not gonna do that. [02:07:52] Speaker A: No. Even if it's. Even if it's a us. I mean, I know Justin's. I know Justin's going to come back. We tease that he's going to quit. I don't think he's going to quit. He could if he wants. We're still going to be here. We're still. [02:08:04] Speaker B: We're going to, listen, we got all the fucking equipment. We're going to just keep fucking doing this until it breaks. That's the way I keep saying. [02:08:10] Speaker A: Once something breaks and we don't want to replace it, then that's the, that's when we. Yeah. When the brake pads, like, start to wear and still, if they're squeaking, like, if our car still runs, we're still going going, yeah. You know? Cause I think. I think especially right now, slow time. It's not a lot to talk about. But you know who there is to talk about in two weeks? [02:08:30] Speaker B: Our boy. [02:08:31] Speaker A: Boy. That boy Bo. Yo, that Bo. We can make sure it's normal shorts that boy Bo. [02:08:39] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:08:39] Speaker A: And just put. Oh, man. Yeah. [02:08:41] Speaker B: You're gonna spell it like B E a U. [02:08:44] Speaker A: No, I was thinking B O W. No, no, that doesn't. [02:08:50] Speaker B: I think it should be the southern white. B E a U. Bo. [02:08:55] Speaker A: Oh, like down at the bayou. [02:08:57] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:08:58] Speaker A: Like Joe Burrow when he came out of the how Burrow spelled his name. That was nasty. Bo. [02:09:03] Speaker B: Bo Buchanan. [02:09:04] Speaker A: Bo Buchanan. [02:09:06] Speaker B: I don't see how we. I wouldn't even ask the question. I feel like. [02:09:08] Speaker A: I know. I don't feel like the question. [02:09:11] Speaker B: Just. [02:09:12] Speaker A: I'm gonna ask the question. Just. You wanna get engagement? Yes. I wanna get people being like, wow, you're actually gonna do this? [02:09:17] Speaker B: Yes. [02:09:18] Speaker A: Yeah, I am gonna fucking actually do this. Is it gonna look fucking right out the gate? Fucking like Polish Paul? No, I think by the time I'm in the playoffs, hopefully I make it there. We got dual camera angles. [02:09:31] Speaker B: I think I want you chopping some wood, like, with an axe. Like, I think that's. That's part of the video. Like, you just. With your shirt off chopping wood. Does your mother have any wood up there? Like, chopping firewood? [02:09:40] Speaker A: Does she have any wood? [02:09:41] Speaker B: She got a shit ton of wood. [02:09:42] Speaker A: That's where you go to chop wood. [02:09:43] Speaker B: You chop wood, dude. Like, this is a southern boy, dude. [02:09:48] Speaker A: Yeah, Bob, you can. [02:09:49] Speaker B: And just chopping wood. That's how he keeps in shape. [02:09:52] Speaker A: I'm gonna get a cowboy hat. [02:09:54] Speaker B: You need a cowboy hat? [02:09:55] Speaker A: I need like a. No, but I need, like, a rustic. I need one beaten up. Like, yeah, black. I'm thinking, like, a black one. Or like a dark doc brown. [02:10:04] Speaker B: Oh, can we get you some sticky snake boots? Snake boots, dude. Chopping wood. [02:10:09] Speaker A: Who's. Who's better. Who's better to grab this shit than Roseanne? [02:10:13] Speaker B: That's what I'm saying. [02:10:14] Speaker A: Roseanne would cut off some jeans attacks. Like a tap. Jean shorts. [02:10:18] Speaker B: Yeah, I mean, no, you got to cut them yourself. Just get jeans as your shitty jeans and cut them. [02:10:21] Speaker A: I'll just cut shitty jeans. Okay. Yeah. [02:10:24] Speaker B: We're really going into this ball Buchanan thing. [02:10:27] Speaker A: How else are you going to go into it? You got to go in full. You got to go in full head of steam. I gotta do. I gotta do. I think coming up. So two weeks. Two weeks till kickoff. I would say probably two trailers. There's enough. [02:10:40] Speaker B: Can you do a southern accent or you just want to go just straight? [02:10:43] Speaker A: I mean, if I could think about it, I could definitely talk a little bit like it. I don't know how much southern swang you're gonna get out of my accent, but, you know, if I could. If I can listen and listen to him talk, I could try and copy them. But this is, like, the best right now that you're gonna get. [02:11:00] Speaker B: I actually don't think it's that bad, and it could just be because we're retarded. [02:11:04] Speaker A: My name's Bo Buchanan. I play for the Oklahoma sooners. Boomer sooner, baby. [02:11:07] Speaker B: Yeah, you got it. It's down. I think you got it. I think you just gotta listen to some, like, you know, some redneck shit. [02:11:15] Speaker A: Yeah, I'm probably gonna listen literally to, like, natives from, like, Texas, Oklahoma, to country music. Like, Louisiana, you know, because they got that real swang, you know, huck to spit on that thing. [02:11:27] Speaker B: Big country. Big country. Like. Like a big country song. Like this. This is big country. [02:11:35] Speaker A: Big country. [02:11:35] Speaker B: I don't know if that's a song or. I just made that up, I think. [02:11:38] Speaker A: You just made that up or like, that sounds like jelly roll. [02:11:42] Speaker B: Yeah, jelly rolls. Like fake country, though, right? [02:11:44] Speaker A: We need some, like, post Malone's fake country, some of his stuff. But even Taylor Swift's fake country. Yeah. [02:11:51] Speaker B: I mean, we don't want the swifties. [02:11:52] Speaker A: After us, but I. I'll take them all. [02:11:56] Speaker B: Would you fuck Taylor Swift? I feel like that is the complete. [02:12:00] Speaker A: Opposite girl for you, so couldn't be. [02:12:04] Speaker B: Less if she wasn't famous. We're going to say Taylor Swift not famous. You saw her on the street. [02:12:10] Speaker A: No, that's not my cup of tea. [02:12:12] Speaker B: I know. The only thing that's given you a little bit of second guess is that she's famous just to tell people you fuck Taylor Swift. [02:12:18] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:12:18] Speaker B: But otherwise, you don't really want to fuck an Iron man board. [02:12:22] Speaker A: No, no, I don't. I don't. I don't really. [02:12:25] Speaker B: I see the girls y'all liking on fucking instagram. [02:12:29] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah. [02:12:31] Speaker B: Milkshake brings the boys to yachts. Chocolate milkshakes for you. [02:12:35] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:12:35] Speaker B: Make the stallion. [02:12:37] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. Meg thee stallion is. Meg thee stallion's literally my. Like, my. Have you thought over heel crush? [02:12:45] Speaker B: Have you thought if me cannon is going to meet Meg thee stallion one day? Has that guy. Is that crossed your mind? [02:12:51] Speaker A: No. No. [02:12:52] Speaker B: You don't think you'll get that mainstream? [02:12:54] Speaker A: No. Meeting, meeting. No, I've I've, I mean, if I was to think if I literally was like throwing out cadences and fake plays that I was at a spring football game in front of everybody in fucking Norman, Oklahoma. [02:13:08] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:13:08] Speaker A: Like then I think that I'm there, you know, like I, you can believe. [02:13:14] Speaker B: That if you can get the Oklahoma soon as on board, you can get make the Stanley on board. [02:13:18] Speaker A: No, no, no, no. I mean, I just thought that I could get to that point. So if I could get to that point, I don't know how I could get in the same room as Meg thee stallion. It'd have to be some type of award show or an event based around something else. Maybe like a red carpet event or a showing. [02:13:32] Speaker B: Maybe, you know, someone gets wind of it, maybe a former athlete, maybe someone that has a similar haircut to you. He's like, wow, I really like what you're doing for the Sooners brand Bo. And then he somehow get you invited to some party and she's there. [02:13:47] Speaker A: I don't even know if I'd go up and talk to her. [02:13:50] Speaker B: But did he, did he play for Oklahoma State or Oklahoma city lamb, Oklahoma. Okay. He did. [02:13:56] Speaker A: Okay, Oklahoma. [02:13:58] Speaker B: Okay. [02:13:59] Speaker A: Like that. [02:14:00] Speaker B: So you get his attention. [02:14:02] Speaker A: If I was ever to get down onto a field and have like a Buchanan jersey on, right? And like I'm supposed to be Bo Buchanan, it's me. And like I'm throwing passes to cd lamb. Like we're just playing catch, bro. Chalk it up, dog. There ain't nothing much better for boo cannon that I would say. [02:14:20] Speaker B: That's, that's the tip of the top. [02:14:22] Speaker A: A tip of the top. The ideal situation would be get to probably get drafted out of when I, when I convert the guy and then get drafted. [02:14:30] Speaker B: I think you gotta talk in full fucking southern draw. I think you got a real. [02:14:36] Speaker A: I got a really work on it then. Yeah, I don't, I mean, like, I think you should be talking to your. [02:14:40] Speaker B: Tables in fucking wicked craft in a. [02:14:42] Speaker A: Southern, that's very, that's very hard because people, people love my accent. People love the box and Boston accent. They do. Like, they fucking go crazy. [02:14:51] Speaker B: I know. [02:14:52] Speaker A: And I was told like, cuz I was talking about the 30th thing if to go away somewhere and like Nashville was one of the places. The lady was like, have you ever been to Nashville? No, never. She's like, son, you would get eaten up alive with that accent. Like girls would just be so fucking don't know, not know what to do. [02:15:11] Speaker B: Like a bunch of hawk to a. [02:15:12] Speaker A: Girls, talk to spit on that thing. You feel me? That. That's for another. We fucking forgot to get into that. But that girl quit her whole job. As she should. Yeah, she's gonna move out to fucking. Yeah, she can move out to Cali's probably. [02:15:27] Speaker B: If she makes one video on Onlyfans, one video. She probably makes somewhere in the range of five to $10 million on that first video. [02:15:36] Speaker A: Yeah, she got off at $600 to spit into a jar. [02:15:40] Speaker B: Well, how to be a girl, dude? Like, imagine just spinning to a job. [02:15:43] Speaker A: No dudes getting off at that. Just letting you know, maybe. No, maybe not. [02:15:48] Speaker B: Would you pay Ryan Reynolds to spit in a jar for you? No, no, no commented jaw. [02:15:53] Speaker A: No, no, no. We don't need, I don't, I mean, I don't need that. Yeah, I don't need, I mean, I don't need that. There's some sick dude out there that wants to drink some random girls Internet spit. That's just fucked up. It's fucking nuts. [02:16:11] Speaker B: All right, well, I will keep your eyes out for Bo Buchanan making his debut trailer releasing soon. We're gonna get that done by next week. I think you, I think you have to put that on the list. We need, we need a plane helmet. I think to start. We need a plane helmet. Yeah, we need an, we need a montage of you chopping wood. We need a little background music, a little background country. Then we transfer into you playing some. [02:16:37] Speaker A: Pro, maybe some kid rock. [02:16:40] Speaker B: Yeah, I mean, we get to just look into this, like, just the perfect country song. It is the, and then it goes into. I like the Nelly shake your tail feather song into your football highlights. [02:16:53] Speaker A: There's that. And there's also this, there's also this song. Where we at? Where is it? [02:17:04] Speaker B: Seven nations, seven nation army or whatever. I played this very album before, football games. Get them jacked up. [02:17:12] Speaker A: That's what this is like. What you need the taco, right? Yeah, you just see me chopping wood and you're like, that's with, this is where the voiceovers coming on and over and you're like, what? Like, what the fuck is going on? And as soon as it's like, rolling out, just like, just letting it fly. But I gotta have a plain helmet on. And it's like, what? Like, what? What can bo do for you? Bo? No, but that boy bo. [02:17:38] Speaker B: That boy Bo. I feel like that's gonna fly. That boy bo. [02:17:43] Speaker A: Should we put that at the end? Like it's just be a black shit. Like that boy Bo coming soon. [02:17:48] Speaker B: Yes. [02:17:50] Speaker A: All right. All right. Like I said, if we're like at a. If, like, if we're at the family gathering, take a couple candidates of me. Just like being a family man, being like being a jumpsuit. Uncle Bo. I know, I know. Like a normal one. [02:18:05] Speaker B: Just a Nike one or something. [02:18:06] Speaker A: Just a Nike one, you think? Okay. [02:18:08] Speaker B: Oh, wait, wait, wait. Is that. Is that maybe a flannel for Bo? [02:18:14] Speaker A: I think we need cut off flannel. [02:18:15] Speaker B: Cut off flannel, dude, cut off jeans. [02:18:17] Speaker A: Cuz, obviously, like I'm a rat. I'm gonna like a raggedy ass kid that came out, got tattoos already and stuff. Yeah, yeah. Need that. I need that. Yo, you know, you need to be. Right now. [02:18:28] Speaker B: You need to be. Do you know who Uncle Laser is? [02:18:30] Speaker A: Uncle who? [02:18:31] Speaker B: Uncle Lazer. No, look up Uncle Laza. You need to be Uncle Laza of college football. Look this up, guys. If you. If you don't know who Uncle Lay's. [02:18:51] Speaker A: Oh, what the fuck? [02:18:53] Speaker B: He's like, he's a comedian now. [02:18:55] Speaker A: Yeah, but he's fucking ripped. [02:18:56] Speaker B: Why is he ripped up, dude? [02:18:58] Speaker A: Ripped and has a mullet. [02:19:00] Speaker B: Mullet. Cut off flannels, huge belts. [02:19:03] Speaker A: Yeah, bro. We want like a Brian Bosworth. [02:19:05] Speaker B: That's. [02:19:05] Speaker A: You want like a ball. You want like the boss athlete, like, like Persona, not like, as much like mine. Mine's more of like a rugged, like a rugged, you know, like I said, rugged gambler, like risk taker, but like, got raw talent that just needs to be morphed into like this actual quarterback, but like. Like, I'm a real, real, real raw project. [02:19:31] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:19:32] Speaker A: You know, there's a lot of work to be done in the classroom, outside the classroom, on the field, in the film room. It's all like, it's there. The passion and love is there, but like, you gotta get the best out of Bo. [02:19:47] Speaker B: Yeah, I agree. One more question, completely off, off topic. Yeah, real quick. Have you been to, um, St. Peter's fiesta in Gloucester? [02:19:56] Speaker A: No. [02:19:57] Speaker B: It looks like a fucking great time. I mean, I've seen it with the greasy pole, all that shit. Have you. Have you seen the greasy pole? [02:20:03] Speaker A: It's like, I've seen it when I was in high school. [02:20:05] Speaker B: It's like they're saying Anthony's feast. Right? Picture that's. [02:20:07] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, I'm imagining it's like. [02:20:09] Speaker B: It's italian. [02:20:09] Speaker A: Like a fisherman. [02:20:10] Speaker B: Yeah, one of those. Yeah, but they got. They. They do a contest, a greasy pole. They grease up this fucking pole like a log over water, maybe. It's like 25ft long. And they put industrial grease on it. And you have to try to get the flag. It's pretty electric. I don't know if you've seen it, but the festival itself seems like it's a great time based. [02:20:29] Speaker A: Have you ever seen the fucking. [02:20:31] Speaker B: I feel like it out there, dude, three, four days it is too. It just seems like great. They have boat races and shit. [02:20:39] Speaker A: It'd be great to talk to people. Already happened. [02:20:41] Speaker B: Yeah, happened this weekend. Yeah. [02:20:46] Speaker A: Yeah. No, I never heard of it. Greasy pole. Seen it, though. I seen like in Japan, they play a game like that and it literally looks like they're killing each other. Yeah, literally. It looks like they're stepping on each other's necks. [02:20:58] Speaker B: I can. I could have. I wish, you know, I can get my pole greased. You know what I mean? [02:21:04] Speaker A: Yeah. It's about time. I'm due for a pole grease and. [02:21:06] Speaker B: Yeah, you need to get the. Listen, dat boy bo is gonna get his pole greased, I'll tell you that. [02:21:11] Speaker A: My dad be fucking cool. That'd be fucking dope. [02:21:16] Speaker B: All right. All right, guys, keep it clean. This episode went. We're probably over 2 hours. I don't even know what the number is. It went so smooth. I wonder why. [02:21:25] Speaker A: Yeah, we had. We had so much enjoyment talking about everything. [02:21:28] Speaker B: Yes. [02:21:29] Speaker A: There's nothing great rifting. Solid riffs. [02:21:32] Speaker B: I'm sure that maybe some people aren't going to like this episode because. [02:21:35] Speaker A: Not at all. We went on, but nope.
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Ep. 52 - How are you Surviving?

The boys are back discussing everything from the start of football to living life in a van down by the river. Nico gets burned...

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