Ep. 145 | Not All Dogs

[00:00:46] Speaker A: So are you wearing the Bad Bunny glasses because you think you're Bad Bunny? [00:00:50] Speaker B: No, I was getting in the. I was getting in the mode. I just forgot to wear. [00:00:53] Speaker A: I would have been nice if you wore a dress in here. That would have been funny. You just come in here in a full dress. [00:00:59] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:01:00] Speaker A: Bad bunnies in the house. [00:01:02] Speaker B: This flavor, Absolute heat. Can you taste this? If this. If I pour you a little bit in a cup. [00:01:08] Speaker A: What is it? [00:01:09] Speaker B: It's a new flavor. [00:01:10] Speaker A: Yeah, I could probably taste it. [00:01:12] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:01:12] Speaker A: We are doing a live. I guess we're going. Fuck it. Who gives a fuck? Who gives Two. Two tears in a bucket. Fuck it is what I like to say. [00:01:19] Speaker B: You don't have any solo cups in the sauce? [00:01:22] Speaker A: What do you mean? [00:01:27] Speaker B: Plastic shot glass. [00:01:30] Speaker A: Go up in that corner? Go up in that thing? Yeah. Any of those. It's fine. No, we don't do plastic in this house anymore. Microplastics. Is that true? No. We're just probably out of fucking solo cups. [00:01:41] Speaker B: Just out of solo cups. These solo cups. This is. [00:01:44] Speaker A: Am I gonna be able to get a proper taste out of. [00:01:47] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:01:48] Speaker A: This clearly margarita shot glass that I have going on. A little cactus glass? [00:01:52] Speaker B: Yeah. 100%. [00:01:53] Speaker A: Oh, all right. Color looks good. Color looks like a bubbly light blue Gatorade. [00:01:59] Speaker B: This is an ice vanilla berry. It's sugar free. Red Bull, mind you. [00:02:05] Speaker A: What's your favorite Gatorade flavor, by the way? [00:02:10] Speaker B: That's super. That's a super, super good question. [00:02:12] Speaker A: If you were to go top five Gatorades. [00:02:14] Speaker B: Top five Gatorades. Okay. I could do top. I could probably do, like, top three. I think it's Riptide Rush. It's the white one is Rip Tide Rush. [00:02:22] Speaker A: The. [00:02:23] Speaker B: No, it's like. I think Riptide Rush cherry is the. [00:02:26] Speaker A: Craziest comment on the planet. Remember when Jay finds, like, I only drink cherry because I don't drink dyes. Cherries are ridiculous. [00:02:32] Speaker B: Yeah, I think I do remember that because me and him, like, yes, we. We bond on that ice blue. What's even crazier is, like, Marco used to drink orange forever. [00:02:42] Speaker A: I love orange. [00:02:43] Speaker B: Marco's an orange. I used to, like, despise it. Love orange. [00:02:47] Speaker A: Yeah, I love orange. I love. [00:02:48] Speaker B: I love orange. And then. Have you had any of the mashups yet? [00:02:52] Speaker A: No, I don't do mashups. I'm talking. I'm talking run of the mill. [00:02:55] Speaker B: Run of the mill. [00:02:56] Speaker A: I probably go yellow blue. [00:03:01] Speaker B: Like cobalt blue. Like straight blue or light blue. [00:03:07] Speaker A: Light blue. I go riptide rush blue. Is that Riptide rush. [00:03:10] Speaker B: No riptide rush. I believe I. I am coloring, like, incompetent, but it's like. I think it's like, more purple. Riptide. [00:03:17] Speaker A: Well, see, I would go grape. [00:03:18] Speaker B: I would throw because glacier freeze is the light blue. [00:03:20] Speaker A: Glacier freeze. That's what I'm thinking. [00:03:21] Speaker B: Glacier freeze top. [00:03:23] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:03:24] Speaker B: White. The iced cherry. Whatever. [00:03:26] Speaker A: Cherry's the worst comment ever. [00:03:28] Speaker B: Unreal. Riptide rush. 3, 3 and 4 and 5. Probably gonna go with it. Use. I used to be a red guy to the day I died. Nope. Orange, yellow. Unreal. [00:03:40] Speaker A: Yeah. I go grape. I throw grape in there. We'll go Mount Rushmore. I'll give you four. [00:03:45] Speaker B: Mount Rushmore. I could cut it. [00:03:47] Speaker A: Yellow, orange, glacier freeze. [00:03:52] Speaker B: So good. [00:03:54] Speaker A: Grape. Now give me those four. [00:03:56] Speaker B: All right, drink that. [00:04:02] Speaker A: All right. Off the rip. Robitussin. That's what I'm getting. [00:04:07] Speaker B: Maybe because it's sugar free. [00:04:11] Speaker A: So this is a Red Bull. [00:04:13] Speaker B: Yeah, Sugar free. [00:04:14] Speaker A: Blue, vanilla slushish. [00:04:15] Speaker B: Yes, absolutely. That's what I'm saying. [00:04:17] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:04:18] Speaker B: So bad. It's pretty good. It's pretty good for people that like Red Bull. I mean, like. And if you like something flavored, it's pretty good. That's my. That's my. That's what I brought to the podcast today. [00:04:34] Speaker A: Okay. That's good. So what, have you been slamming Rebel lately? [00:04:38] Speaker B: No, just I had, like, I seen it on someone's story and I was like, damn, that looks like a blue vanilla slush. Red Bull. I love Red Bull. Like, okay, where do I love to go? Target. Do I. What do I know about Target? I know that Target, like, every other aisle there's a Red Bull cabinet. Like, so I literally was in mine and I was like, all right, I have a Pepsi thing. Like, fuck that. So I literally, while the lady obviously was taking three years to ring my stuff, I went into the next aisle. [00:05:12] Speaker A: Boop. [00:05:13] Speaker B: Found it. [00:05:13] Speaker A: Do you know what this reminds me of? Who I think would like this? Do you know, like, you follow the guy on Instagram, he's like. He's like from New Bedford. It's like something sips or something like that. [00:05:26] Speaker B: I don't even know. [00:05:27] Speaker A: He makes all these fruity New Bedfords. Like, salt, like, kind of nan Rhode Island, I think. [00:05:31] Speaker B: Is that thing in the bottom of your phone, is that a speaker? [00:05:33] Speaker A: This is a charger and it's my kids broke ass, I guess 5 below charger. But my phone's a little dead, so I'm trying to get a little juice on this. Bad Larry. [00:05:44] Speaker B: It's not even charging. [00:05:46] Speaker A: Yeah, because my charge is not working. Okay, right now let me look up this guy Jay Sips or something like that. [00:05:53] Speaker B: Look up James Sips. [00:05:55] Speaker A: Johnny Sips. Johnny's name. [00:05:58] Speaker B: Sips223. [00:06:00] Speaker A: Oh, he's always doing the bubbly. [00:06:05] Speaker B: Oh, so this is not. [00:06:05] Speaker A: Yeah, he's just a vibe. Tell me you don't want to go drink with Johnny Sips, kid. [00:06:11] Speaker B: Johnny Sips, he's got, like, seven blunts in his ear at a time. [00:06:15] Speaker A: Yeah, Johnny came across my guy. Dude. Dude, tell me, like, listen, I came. [00:06:18] Speaker B: Across him on TikTok. I came across him on TikTok. Do I follow him on Instagram? [00:06:22] Speaker A: I don't know. You should follow him, dude. I feel like he'd love this with a little bit of fodka, a little bit of tequila. Throw a little fucking bubbly in this thing. And he's just singing to bubbly. Yeah. Yeah, he's a good vibe. He's a good. [00:06:34] Speaker B: He's a good vibe. That makes so much sense that he is a. He's from boss. Not from Boston, but from Mass. [00:06:42] Speaker A: Yeah, he gives off that vibe. [00:06:43] Speaker B: He, like, takes ice out of his ass and puts it in his drinks. [00:06:47] Speaker A: Dude, he's funny Bass. [00:06:48] Speaker B: He's a funny dude. He's a good. He's. [00:06:50] Speaker A: He's a vibe. [00:06:50] Speaker B: He's a good. [00:06:51] Speaker A: That's what it seems like. You want to go fucking drink with Johnny Sips? [00:06:53] Speaker B: You're outside of your mind with seven blunts. [00:06:56] Speaker A: I'm not a blunt guy, but it feels like I need to smoke a blunt and drink with Johnny Sips. [00:07:01] Speaker B: I mean, like, he drinks, like, in an insane amount. You ever see what he does at the end of the drink? Yeah, it's like he's like, for the dead homies. He just pulls up the rest of the drink. It's like he already took down, like, a quarter of Patron. Oh, my God. [00:07:16] Speaker A: Oh, I say. [00:07:18] Speaker B: But his drinks look good. [00:07:20] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. [00:07:21] Speaker B: He puts glitter in them. [00:07:22] Speaker A: Yeah, he's glitter in the Johnny Sips. I'm so off of, like, charger ports because they get. They get looser than the fucking town slut. You know what I mean? After fucking, like, three months, even though this is. This phone's old, the magnets, way easier. Dude, fucking throw the magnet on. It's way fucking easy. I don't got a fucking. Put the thing in. It's like I. This obviously something jammed in here. Probably all my fucking cat hair, dog hair, whatever dust in this. Nothing. Nothing fits in it. Right? It's so Only magnet charges for now on. [00:08:04] Speaker B: All right, well, I did have to buy a new. The other night. I. It was. My phone died. I had to go, like, at like, two in the morning to the gas station to get a new charger because I pulled the charger cord out of my phone and it broke. Then I went to the gas station. I bought the wrong charges. Somehow, some way, I don't know how I did it. Got home, undid it. I was like, yes. Gone to bed once, go plug in. It was the wrong one. I had a breakdown. I had a breakdown for, like, 30 seconds. [00:08:36] Speaker A: You lost your mind? [00:08:37] Speaker B: I beat the piss out of my gaming chair swinging in the air, and I was like, I'm such a fucking idiot. Had a drive back, show up in front of the same guy. I'm like, hey, man. He's like, weren't you just here? Like, yeah, no, I was just here, dude. And then they're like, yeah, you can't. You can't return the cords and. Yeah, yeah, I got the right one. [00:09:00] Speaker A: It is what it is. [00:09:00] Speaker B: It is what it happens. That happens. That's. That's called we're human. Everyone. Yeah, everyone makes mistakes. Everyone has them days. [00:09:06] Speaker A: You never know, that charger could fit some guy that you bring over the house. You know, at some point, you just leave it in the draw. [00:09:13] Speaker B: Yeah, maybe, dude. [00:09:15] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:09:17] Speaker B: Probably. Hopefully not. Hopefully not. Hopefully it doesn't get to that point. Hopefully we're out of that apartment. [00:09:24] Speaker A: What's your goal? Is your goal June, you said before? [00:09:27] Speaker B: Yeah, my goal is June, but I just feel like that's kind of unrealistic already, like, not having the second. The second occupation underneath the belt yet. I am, like, strictly saving for it, though. So, like, you know, you hope for the best, you hope by the summer, because I can't do another summer there. I'll die. I'm deadass. I'll die. [00:09:47] Speaker A: Yeah, you can't. [00:09:48] Speaker B: I'm dead ass to die. I'll die. Now I think I know why. I was 219 pounds. I probably, like, cut like four pounds of weight every night. Yeah, it probably did. [00:09:58] Speaker A: That's probably exactly what happened. Let me ask you this question. T station in Cambridge, red line. A L, E, W, I F, E. That's how it's spelled. How do you pronounce that? It's a famous T station. [00:10:17] Speaker B: The stupid question I got. All right, sorry. [00:10:21] Speaker A: Is this from pulling the cork? [00:10:22] Speaker B: Yes. [00:10:22] Speaker A: Asking this? [00:10:22] Speaker B: Yes. [00:10:23] Speaker A: Okay. [00:10:23] Speaker B: This is literally what this is. What this is. [00:10:25] Speaker A: How do you know the station? [00:10:26] Speaker B: No, I don't. Know the station. You think I know what a station looks like in Cambridge. How many times? Think I've been to Cambridge? A good amount of times, if you would, actually. [00:10:36] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:10:38] Speaker B: Enough times. One of my favorite restaurants is in Cambridge. [00:10:41] Speaker A: What's it called? [00:10:41] Speaker B: Salmona. [00:10:43] Speaker A: I've never been to it. Never even heard of it. [00:10:44] Speaker B: Are you serious? Swear to God, you're. I've told you to go there before. It's whatever. [00:10:49] Speaker A: It's delicious. Italian, nice. [00:10:52] Speaker B: Brick oven pizza. That's just like. They have that on the menu. There's like so many other things that they have, but that's one of the things. [00:10:59] Speaker A: Salmona. [00:11:00] Speaker B: Salmona. So one of the main streets in Cambridge. I know that. [00:11:05] Speaker A: So a couple of those dummies on that podcast think it's called Al Wife. [00:11:10] Speaker B: Al Wife. [00:11:10] Speaker A: Yeah. When it's wife. [00:11:13] Speaker B: Alewife. [00:11:14] Speaker A: A L, E W I F, E. Alewife. It's one of those things. People argue about how you pronounce it, right? [00:11:22] Speaker B: But, like, they think people fucking argue about that. [00:11:25] Speaker A: They definitely do argue about it because there's all people, like, I live five minutes away from fucking. It's Al Wife. It's like, dude, you're just a fucking retard. You've been a retard your entire life. [00:11:35] Speaker B: It's so. But it's pronounced Alewife. [00:11:38] Speaker A: It's pronounced Alewife. [00:11:39] Speaker B: A L, E. Well, ale, like ginger ale. [00:11:42] Speaker A: Well, it's named after a fish. So the. The. It's named after a fish. So there's this. [00:11:46] Speaker B: That's pretty fucking dumb, but okay. [00:11:48] Speaker A: Well, the fish that was in this river, in the mystic river was called Alewife Fish. It's, like, famous. [00:11:53] Speaker B: Okay. [00:11:53] Speaker A: Populated in the river. And that's when they made that station. They named it after that, the fish. [00:11:59] Speaker B: So look, they named the train station after a fish. [00:12:02] Speaker A: This is what, the original day station today. Hold on. He officially opened the new Alewife station today. [00:12:11] Speaker C: It took 10 years of planning, six years of construction work, and over half a billion dollars, but now it's done. Alewife station in North Cambridge is the final. [00:12:19] Speaker A: I think that pretty much settles it. Would you agree that that's called. [00:12:22] Speaker B: Alex, you got two different people pronouncing it alewife. Okay? [00:12:26] Speaker A: And it's the original opening of it. Why would they pronounce it wrong on the news? [00:12:31] Speaker B: Right? Someone's. Someone, by law has to tell them what that's going to sound like. Yeah, I mean, I would say it's ale wife. I don't know. What. What's the other thing? Al Wife. [00:12:43] Speaker A: Al Wife. They're Saying it's Al. [00:12:44] Speaker B: Like it's just like just Al. No E. Like no, like Al's wife sucks, you know. Oh yeah, no, if you don't pronounce it alewife, I think that you're illiterate. [00:12:56] Speaker A: And a retard, right? [00:12:57] Speaker B: I would say so. Yeah. [00:12:58] Speaker A: You probably got a shitty voice and you're from Malden or something like that. [00:13:02] Speaker B: You see Brendan with a shaved face, by the way. [00:13:04] Speaker A: Oh, it's bad you don't remember what a shaved face? No. Yeah, I think he wishes he forgot. [00:13:10] Speaker B: Keep the beard, my man. Keep the beard. [00:13:13] Speaker A: Beard and a hat, I would say was probably the best thing that kid ever did. [00:13:19] Speaker B: Pete. [00:13:23] Speaker A: You'Re looking old, dude. It's bad, it's bad. He looks like a. [00:13:27] Speaker B: First of all, he's like been one of the nicest people ever to me. Like definitely like just meeting him. So like I. But like if you're a friend of mine, you get on like when things cuz people can on me. I mean I get on for everything. [00:13:38] Speaker A: He has to know. He had to know. [00:13:40] Speaker B: He had to know. That's a bad look. He lose a bet. I need to know. Supposed to go on. I'm just supposed to go on there soon. [00:13:47] Speaker A: Are you? [00:13:47] Speaker B: Yeah, you should come with me. Why don't you just. Why don't we both just go on? [00:13:51] Speaker A: I don't know if they want us both on. Oh, maybe they don't like me. It's the face. It's his face. [00:13:59] Speaker B: Yeah, it is. [00:14:00] Speaker A: Yeah, he's got pedophile face. Yeah, it's bad, dude. [00:14:08] Speaker B: I couldn't unsee it. [00:14:10] Speaker A: Dude. [00:14:10] Speaker B: Guys need a pit sometimes watching the me. I need one. [00:14:14] Speaker A: Yeah, I need one. So. [00:14:16] Speaker B: Bro, I need one. If my beard's too short, dude, my face looks all fucked up. Like. Nah, no way. You got me fucked up. Oh my God. [00:14:25] Speaker A: Yeah. Some people look like dykes. Some people look like pedophiles when they don't have a beard. I put him in the pedophile category. I probably throw myself sometimes looking like a little bit of a dyke without a beard. Maybe not now that I'm bald, but at times when I had like the longer hair growing out that mullet. If I had no beard, it would have looked bad. [00:14:46] Speaker B: I would look tired. I would look absolutely like hideous if I had no facial hair. [00:14:51] Speaker A: It's a cheat code. I think it's a cheat code to what? [00:14:53] Speaker B: Have fa. Like I'm so glad that my beard's starting to grow in like now. Thank Christ. Cuz like I didn't have. I used to only be able to do, like, the chin and like this, like. Thank God this connected. Now this is going like, everything's working now. It's not big, Poppy esque, like, Marco has much better facial hair, but, like, my facial hair is not. It's not bad. [00:15:12] Speaker A: He does some weird stuff with his facial hair. [00:15:14] Speaker B: He should just keep a nice beard. The kid's got, like, legitimately nice facial hair. It's all lined up, ready, set to rock. This kid rather just like, has a full beard. [00:15:23] Speaker A: You notice that? [00:15:24] Speaker B: Not anymore. [00:15:25] Speaker A: I don't think I've ever seen him with one. [00:15:27] Speaker B: Have you a full beard? You saying, like, grown out? [00:15:29] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:15:29] Speaker B: No, it's usually always, like, type to the face. It's usually always, like, tight to the face, but at least it's like, thick. So, like, you can. It's kind of, you know, I mean, like, etched out. [00:15:39] Speaker A: Yo, I'm on the podcast. Everything good. I'm on the podcast. Everything good. Every. [00:15:46] Speaker C: Cancel tomorrow, guys. [00:15:48] Speaker A: Oh, my gosh. Hey, do you got a pick for the. You got a pick for the Super Bowl? [00:15:54] Speaker C: Do I have a pick? [00:15:55] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:15:57] Speaker C: I like Henderson. Anytime, Touchdown. [00:16:01] Speaker A: Henderson. Anytime, Touchdown. Okay. [00:16:04] Speaker C: Three to one, too. [00:16:06] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:16:06] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:16:07] Speaker A: All right. What do you like on the game line? Anything. Because I know you're going to say the Seahawks because you're a cunt. [00:16:11] Speaker C: Yeah. So here's the thing. A lot of money's on the Seahawks, but a lot of big bets on the Patriots. So. [00:16:19] Speaker A: Shot money. [00:16:21] Speaker B: Shot money is on, like, 70 of the bets are on the Seahawks. [00:16:24] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:16:24] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:16:25] Speaker C: Send you the whole. I'll send you all the money so you can send it so you can look. So you can put it on your broadcast. [00:16:30] Speaker A: Okay, well, you're on now. You're talking into it. So we got Trevion Henderson. Anytime Touchdown. I love it. [00:16:37] Speaker C: I'll send you the picket. How much money? [00:16:39] Speaker B: Done. [00:16:41] Speaker C: But no game. Oh. [00:16:43] Speaker B: Oh, okay. [00:16:44] Speaker C: We're on for Tuesday. [00:16:46] Speaker A: All right, I'll call you when I'm done with this. [00:16:49] Speaker C: I'll send that now. [00:16:52] Speaker A: There you have it. Travion Henderson. Anytime Touchdown. I actually kind of like that. We'll get into that a little bit later. But I like that a lot because you know why? No one's expecting him to do nothing. [00:17:02] Speaker B: Well, my. Well, we'll get. We'll get into it. We'll get into it. But my. My theory behind that is big time plays make big time plays. He comes from an organization where he is big time. I just bit my lip and I. [00:17:19] Speaker A: There's nothing worse than that. [00:17:22] Speaker B: Like bite me a lip. [00:17:25] Speaker A: Would you rather bite your lip or your tongue? I think lip, lip, lip. [00:17:28] Speaker B: Bite my tongue. Honestly, it would make me punch a kid in the face to equivalent the. [00:17:33] Speaker A: Pain, so if you like. [00:17:34] Speaker B: But right now it feels like I just want to just get this out there. It feels like my full mouth is like floated with blood right now, but it's like, not like I'm not like bleeding, but I don't know what's fucking going on. So. [00:17:48] Speaker A: So let me ask you this question. If you got back from that garage, I mean that gas station, you find out you have the wrong charger. [00:17:57] Speaker B: Twice or once? [00:17:58] Speaker A: Once. Then you bite your tongue. What do you do? Do you just kill yourself on the spot? [00:18:03] Speaker B: I probably would have had butt my wall. Yeah, yeah. [00:18:05] Speaker A: Then you passed out. We find you three days later. [00:18:08] Speaker B: I actually, I actually thought about. I thought about that. [00:18:14] Speaker A: Oh, he's back. He says he likes the pats now. He's back. He's on the pats line. He likes. I like that. [00:18:22] Speaker B: All right, hold. Just hold that second. We'll get. We'll get into that. That's important stuff. Yeah, that sucks. That sucks. I. Oh, dude. So I've been off weed for like a week and a half now. [00:18:36] Speaker A: Yep. [00:18:37] Speaker B: You can, you can snap for me, clap for me, whatever. Give me the coin. My dreams are vivid. Lucid. [00:18:46] Speaker A: Lucid. [00:18:47] Speaker B: You know what that is, right? [00:18:48] Speaker A: Yeah, lucid, vivid, Same shit. [00:18:50] Speaker B: I don't think they are the same thing, but who am I to say? Okay, I don't think they are. I think vivid is like visually you can see it. Lucid is like I'm in it. Like I'm moving around and I can feel. Feel. What the fuck's going on? [00:19:05] Speaker A: Hold on a second. [00:19:07] Speaker B: Go ahead, look it up. I was never good at English, so. [00:19:16] Speaker A: Lucid definition expressed clearly. Easy to understand. [00:19:20] Speaker B: Right. [00:19:22] Speaker A: Bright, luminous. [00:19:23] Speaker B: You're right. [00:19:26] Speaker A: Lucid and vivid. [00:19:29] Speaker B: You should just put lucid verse, vivid. That would make sense. Yeah. It still feels like literally, I have a mouthful of blood right now. It's crazy. [00:19:42] Speaker A: Okay. While lucid dreams are usually vivid, vivid dreams will not typically be lucid. [00:19:50] Speaker B: Okay, what. What are we doing, man? You know what I mean? [00:19:56] Speaker A: Lucid dreams is to become fully aware of the fact that you're dreaming while continuing to dream. Lucid dreams can be entirely dictate the content of the dreams. A vivid dream just means extremely detailed. So you don't technically know that you're dreaming in a vivid dream, but it's extremely clear. [00:20:11] Speaker B: Right. I know I'm dreaming Okay, so you lucid and vivid. [00:20:14] Speaker A: It's the same shit. [00:20:15] Speaker B: There's vivid in lucid, but you can't have lucid in a vivid. [00:20:19] Speaker A: Are you a sleep paralyze? You having sleep paralysis where you can't. [00:20:22] Speaker B: I don't even know what the fuck that means. [00:20:24] Speaker A: When you can't wake up, you can't. You like. [00:20:25] Speaker B: I know you can't get out of it. [00:20:26] Speaker A: Yes. [00:20:29] Speaker B: I don't know. I don't know. I could be suffering from that because there's sometimes I'm trying to get out and I can't get out, but then there's. Sometimes I get out. Nah, see, listen, I can get out. I know I can get out. I think I stay in because I'm like more fantasized what the fuck's going on, right? [00:20:46] Speaker A: And you want to be. Do you ever go wake up, like, get me back to the dream? Like, bring me back to fucking Narnia, first of all. [00:20:52] Speaker B: All the time. Yeah, all time. But another thing is like sometimes things happen in the dream. I wake up in the feeling that I got from the dream I have in real life. [00:21:03] Speaker A: Yeah, I think that's like I got. [00:21:04] Speaker B: Shot in the chest, right? Vividly. Like, bro, lucid, like straight up. Boom. I walked up a set of stairs. Crack. Seen it. Seen the smoke coming from the barrel of the gun. Look down, blood start to run whole. Literally, like right here in my chest. When I tell you. 4:32 in the morning, I woke up like, like sprung, like undertaker out of the casket, holding my left side of my chest. And like my heart was like. [00:21:31] Speaker A: Oh yeah. [00:21:31] Speaker B: I was like. [00:21:32] Speaker A: Feels real. [00:21:33] Speaker B: I was like, what the fuck is going on? [00:21:37] Speaker A: So you're attributing this to weed? [00:21:39] Speaker B: I think so, bro. I 100%. I 100% think it's because I'm not smoking weed. [00:21:44] Speaker A: You think you remind me. You just like me as like a wet dream guy. [00:21:49] Speaker B: No, no, no. The other night was insane. I just watched a bunch of like. It was. This is gonna get wicked graphic. So not very that much graphic, but pretty inset. Intensely sad. I watched a bunch of like kids between the ages of like three and like eight just launch themselves off the top of a building like, and just kill themselves, like land on bricks. [00:22:14] Speaker A: Just having nightmares. [00:22:15] Speaker B: Like heads. [00:22:16] Speaker A: You're having lucid nightmares. [00:22:17] Speaker B: Like heads crack open like mid summer. I know, but old people in midsummer, dude. Like midsummer. Like the scene from midsummer. I watched, but it was more of like I was in a backyard playing dominoes than I know where that started to happen. [00:22:30] Speaker A: You're playing dominoes in the backyard. What a weird thing to play. [00:22:33] Speaker B: I like dominoes. [00:22:34] Speaker A: You play dominoes all the time? [00:22:35] Speaker B: No, but I've played it like once and I liked it. [00:22:37] Speaker A: So you like Domino's? I'm sure you like to eat Domino's. [00:22:41] Speaker B: If they had chicken. If they had chicken Alfredo breaded pasta bowls, I would eat those. That's what I used to eat. [00:22:46] Speaker A: You're eating pasta bowls from Domino's. [00:22:48] Speaker B: Chicken Alfredo breaded pasta bowl from. From Domino' with a set of lava cakes on the side. And then you put them over your nipples before you eat them. That's. That's how you. [00:22:57] Speaker A: I did hear the nipple thing too. You were that. You are that big of a bag of. To order a pasta bowl from Domino's, though. That's. [00:23:04] Speaker B: I mean, dude, you eat the pizza so much. You got to explain. You got to expand the chicken nuggets. [00:23:10] Speaker A: I mean, chicken tenders or something. Start there. [00:23:13] Speaker B: No. Why the would I order chicken tenders from a pizza place? [00:23:16] Speaker A: Well, I'll tell you one thing. If you were like, I would put this as one of my death row meals. Cheesy breadsticks from Papagenos with the chicken tenders. They had the crispiest chicken tenders in the world with the honey mustard. Everybody knows that's a top five. [00:23:30] Speaker B: Everybody knows that Papa Geno's has like, probably the most, like, has probably some of the best items that on pizza. Like, that's Papa Gino's. Top, the top of the class. [00:23:40] Speaker A: I even think that pizza is pretty good. [00:23:42] Speaker B: It's really good. [00:23:43] Speaker A: I don't know why they're out of business. Whoever fucking ran that into the grounds, probably a dickhead. [00:23:47] Speaker B: Wherever Gino is, he's a scumbag. [00:23:49] Speaker A: Yeah. Gino is. [00:23:53] Speaker B: Whoever took over after Papa Gino because clearly Papa Gino had it going. Whoever took over after Papa Gino. You're a piece of shit. They were really good. I agree with you, Al. I'm not. I'm not. [00:24:03] Speaker A: Whoever started Puppet, whoever ran Papagenos into the ground probably ran friendlies into the ground as well. [00:24:08] Speaker B: And that person also deserves to get lynch in front of a crowd. [00:24:14] Speaker A: Yeah. Definitely stoned. [00:24:15] Speaker B: They should bring stone and back. [00:24:18] Speaker A: I think so. [00:24:19] Speaker B: I would. Yeah, why not? [00:24:21] Speaker A: I actually think that's great. Anyone. And I'm talking for trivial. I'm not talking like real stuff like talking trivial. [00:24:28] Speaker B: I'm not. I'm not for that. Because I'll get stoned in like five seconds. [00:24:31] Speaker A: Yeah, it's true. [00:24:32] Speaker B: Trivia is just me and trivia, just. We don't. [00:24:35] Speaker A: Well, I meant trivial as in, like small things, not actual trivia. Oh, like trivial, like a small thing. Like, it's a small thing. It's all right. [00:24:42] Speaker B: All right. [00:24:43] Speaker A: Not like, okay, I don't know this question to this answer. [00:24:46] Speaker B: That's stone. Well, all right. That's one way to look at it. Yeah. So the dreams. The dream's been crazy last night. I can't really make out what last night's was. It did have to do with sports. I don't really remember, but, yeah, they bit crazy. There was another one. Yeah, the one I got shot in the chest. The kids killing themselves. There's been more bad than good, I'd say, which is pretty fucking tough. I think it's a tribute to me not smoking weed, though, so that's new. [00:25:26] Speaker A: Yeah, I guess so. Are you enjoying it? [00:25:29] Speaker B: I definitely. I definitely am enjoying it because I thought that for a long time I was in the habit of, you know, I game at night, you know, I throwing up. I throw in a lip game with the boys, smoking this, that, and the third. I thought it would help, like, my mind rest. It definitely didn't help my mind rest. It just made my mind race like crazy. So, like, it would spike my anxiety like nuts, you know. [00:25:57] Speaker A: You're talking weed now? [00:25:58] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:25:59] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:25:59] Speaker B: When I was smoking, like, as of recently, probably, like the past, like, year or so. [00:26:03] Speaker A: Some people say that after so many years that they just start getting anxious. [00:26:07] Speaker B: Yeah. And that's why I was like, you know what? And then obviously the other stuff that we were talking about, I'm like, listen, I think this is probably a good time to probably just call it. Not, like, for. Let's just put it down for right now. Let's just put this back in the toy box. [00:26:20] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:26:21] Speaker B: All right. [00:26:21] Speaker A: Take a break. [00:26:22] Speaker B: Let's just take. Yeah, let's just take a break. Reset it right now. Probably where I'm at, where, like, there's a lot of things I want to do and want to get accomplished, it does not help. It's not helping me. It's not going to help me get there, and it's not going to help me, like, get through what I'm trying to get done. So for now, let's just chill the eff out. So, yeah, there's times like last night where, like, I'm on by myself. I'm like, yes, this would be nice. Or like, the past two nights, I think it was like, Tuesday and Wednesday. I didn't go to bed until, like, 4:35 o' clock in the morning. So. [00:27:00] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. So now you're dreaming. More lucid. So now you get your brain. Your brain's back. [00:27:05] Speaker B: Yeah, dude, I don't think it wants to be back. It's like, dude, I was on a vacation for like 16 years. What's going on? I don't know, man. [00:27:14] Speaker A: That's why I could take a couple fingers of some bourbon. That's what you need. You need to get into the bourbon game. By the way, follow my Guy Bruisel on YouTube. I'm not this Southern dude. Just bourbon hunting. It's an unbelievable follow. If you like bourbon fall. This guy, he knows everything about brown. [00:27:30] Speaker B: Like, urban hunting. [00:27:32] Speaker A: Bourbon, like bourbon. Like whiskey. Bourbon. [00:27:36] Speaker B: Like an animal. [00:27:38] Speaker A: No, that's. Bourbon's not. You mean a buffalo? [00:27:44] Speaker B: No, but I mean, like, who the fuck calls it bourbon hunting? What the. [00:27:46] Speaker A: Like, you gonna go hunt for good? Like, rare bourbons? [00:27:49] Speaker B: That's what I mean. It's not like it's. It's not like it's hiding. [00:27:52] Speaker A: You're hunting, dude. You're trying to find people's allocations. [00:27:55] Speaker B: It's like, how do you handle it? It's like it's hiding in a tree. [00:27:59] Speaker A: Do you understand? [00:27:59] Speaker B: Like, at a local liquor store. Just go buy it. Am I not getting it? [00:28:04] Speaker A: There's re. Yes, you're not getting it. Okay. Versions of it. It's like, there's rear versions. Like, there's so many. So many barrels of bourbon that can be given so certain barrels. Certain. They do them in certain ways and aged a certain amount of time. They're very rare allocations, my friend. [00:28:18] Speaker B: This is ridiculous, dude. This is. This is what you rather me do. Yeah. Okay. [00:28:23] Speaker A: Get four fingers of bourbon, dude. You'll go right to bed. [00:28:25] Speaker B: Dude, I. I did take all the nerves. I've. I have bought magnesium. They do say that melatonin doesn't work. [00:28:34] Speaker A: How's magnesium working? [00:28:36] Speaker B: I don't know. I haven't taken it. I just bought it and I just haven't taken it. There's tea. I got tea. Some. Some bedtime tea, as in testosterone or. [00:28:46] Speaker A: Like, actual chamomile teas? [00:28:47] Speaker B: No, I am interested, though, to test my T level. [00:28:50] Speaker A: I think everyone needs to test it. [00:28:52] Speaker B: How can I do that? [00:28:53] Speaker A: You should probably ask your brother. I'm pretty sure he's got a deal. Northeast Men's Health. I'm pretty sure he goes there and he gets his tea. [00:29:03] Speaker B: Is it, like, close or, like, is it, like, in Saskatchewan? [00:29:06] Speaker A: Because, like, I think it's close. I don't Know, Greg Hill's there. Greg Hill goes to it. [00:29:10] Speaker B: A bunch of people go to it, okay? [00:29:13] Speaker A: That's how he made the connection with Greg. [00:29:14] Speaker B: That's my brother. [00:29:14] Speaker A: When he walking out of fucking. [00:29:15] Speaker B: When he's back. Back from San Francisco. [00:29:18] Speaker A: You got to love this kid. He's just flying around day, man. [00:29:21] Speaker B: Have. Have a blast. [00:29:22] Speaker A: He did ask and offer to bring your sister to the Super Bowl. Are you at all jealous at all that he didn't ask you? [00:29:30] Speaker B: I'm not surprised in the slightest. Nothing knocks me of like Marco. Not involving me in it. [00:29:36] Speaker A: No. You know, it's because he's. [00:29:37] Speaker B: Cause he's. My brother. Won't admit. He's scared, like, I will take the spotlight from him. [00:29:42] Speaker A: That's what you think it is? [00:29:44] Speaker B: I think so. It's infuriating to me when Mark. When people, like, I never knew Marco had a brother, but, like, they know of Skyler and Sophia. That, to me, pisses me off because I shout my brother's name from the rooftops. You know, I'm supportive. I'm not. I'm not. I'm absolutely not. Well, I'm a brother. How about that? Like, at base, I'm a brother. So it's like, you know, win, lose a draw. I'm in Marco's corner. People don't even know who the fuck I am. So it's like. [00:30:18] Speaker A: Well, he's starting this sports podcast, and I told him he needs to ask his brother to be on the podcast. [00:30:25] Speaker B: And that's something that you would do. That's something that'd be appreciated. [00:30:30] Speaker A: You're too dynamic. Is a funny dynamic to me. [00:30:33] Speaker B: It's a dynamic that people have wanted since we were 16 years old, right? Or, like, since 16, 18 years old. Like, whenever we've been in. Around the same group of people, like, in anything sports related has got brought up. Like, you, like, watch the room. Like, watch how the room of people react. Like, it's just, like, they all just die laughing because you can't replicate what it is. Like, I'll never forget it. My boy. My boy sat there and was like, all right, I'm gonna name sports Marco. And, like, you tell me which one Nico's got and which one you got. And they named, like, 10 sports, and he just said him every single time. And, like, they all just started dying laughing because, like, they then asked me, and then, like, I was like, baseball, I'll give Marco. It's just a good dynamic. It's just, like, a solid, cool dynamic. We had it. We had a little Bit of the run of it. Like when it was on the show, it was fun. [00:31:28] Speaker A: Do you blame it all the, our other co hosts, why that you guys. [00:31:30] Speaker B: 100%. [00:31:31] Speaker A: So you think that's the reason why you, you guys aren't still doing a podcast? [00:31:35] Speaker B: Yeah, I know. I, I, yeah, I absolutely know that, 100%. I don't blame Mako one bit at all for, for leaving. Not at all. What do you think? [00:31:48] Speaker A: I would say it was a big part of it. [00:31:50] Speaker B: Yeah, you would. Yeah. [00:31:51] Speaker A: Right. [00:31:51] Speaker B: It had a lot of weight to do with it. Yeah. [00:31:53] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:31:55] Speaker B: So, I mean, I'm retarded. You're not that retarded. Just slight. So, you know, you got to take that opinion into consideration. [00:32:02] Speaker A: Yep. [00:32:04] Speaker B: But yeah, I'm happy for him. I hope, I hope he ends up going to the game. I don't know if he is. He told me I was with him the day before he left. He told me that there could be a chance that he could go, but he's not expecting that. I still think being down there, Listen, I still think if you're down there, you getting some experiences with these personalities and you're doing what you love all in the same asset. That's a W. That's a W. Like, who the fuck thought that you would sit down, like, have dinner with. And I get it, it's not like the Holy Grail, but like with Greg Hill, Ted Johnson, Jermaine Wiggins, that's a sick dinner. That's. Yeah, that's. [00:32:41] Speaker A: I mean, well, I think if you love sports, that's a sick dinner. [00:32:43] Speaker B: That's what I'm saying. Okay, so like, right, so for the standard Joe, probably, like, oh, that's fucking boring. But like, for me, you like him. That's a cool dinner to sit, sit down, like, you could shit. [00:32:55] Speaker A: Well, here's what I'll say. I think that sometimes, like the whole like talking to like a jock, like just an athlete, like, if you, if you're just gonna suck his dick the whole time, then it's like, it's probably not that good of a deal. Like, I would have more fun with like three fucking union plumbers probably than I'd have with Greg Hill. That'd be my opinion. Yeah, I mean, Wiggy's like a down to earth guy. [00:33:17] Speaker B: I've taken care of Wiggy at Wicked. [00:33:20] Speaker A: He would be the only guy to hang on. [00:33:22] Speaker B: He's literally a guy from East Boston. You know what I mean? [00:33:25] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:33:26] Speaker B: He's literally a dude from East Boston. Ted Johnson, I'm sure, is probably A solid hang, you know what I mean? Like, if I got to sit down and chill with Scott Zolak, which I've gotten the chance to do that before, which I still kick myself to this day. The kid that's running around with a backpack, hustling his ass off interviewing people I literally was on the street team with. I Credit Alex Bath 1000%. I'm 99% sure. I worked with him at 98. 5. I wish I kept that job. I wish I knew better than to move on. [00:33:57] Speaker A: Well, the only good thing that I'll say is that radio's dead. [00:34:01] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:34:02] Speaker A: So I. I think that that's a. It's got a very finite thing. It's probably that 50, 60 year olds are probably still listening to it. They're going to get too old to even like sports or they're just going to die. They're just going to die. So, like I look at like, you know, my wife's father, your father probably still listen to Greg Hill. Greg Hill. [00:34:21] Speaker B: Yeah. So I can. Bertrand. Whatever you want. Whoever. [00:34:24] Speaker A: People our age and younger are not really listening in terms of like, as much. [00:34:29] Speaker B: No, I would say probably in a crowd of like 20 people, I would say who, like, if you like, hey, raise your hand. If you listen to 95, the sports up front from 10 to 2. I'd say maybe two people might raise their hand. Yeah, maybe. [00:34:41] Speaker A: But 15 years ago they were. [00:34:44] Speaker B: Everyone was 19 out of 20 people were raising their hand. So now, because that's how they got sports. That's how they got this. [00:34:49] Speaker A: Now they're gonna listen to some podcast. I'll listen to part of my. [00:34:52] Speaker B: Listen part of my take fourth and one. [00:34:55] Speaker A: Yeah, they definitely. Yeah, I mean, they're definitely not listening to the COVID 2 podcast. If they like college football. [00:35:04] Speaker B: I don't even know what that is. [00:35:06] Speaker A: Some stupid podcast that, like people listen to, apparently for college football. It's terrible. I bet. [00:35:12] Speaker B: Is that like somebody we. We know. [00:35:14] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:35:15] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:35:19] Speaker A: They don't know ball. If you want to listen to people know ball, you listen to this podcast, right? [00:35:24] Speaker B: We know ball. [00:35:25] Speaker A: You know ball. [00:35:26] Speaker B: You know ball. [00:35:27] Speaker A: Not really college. Not a big. [00:35:29] Speaker B: Not a college ball. No, not a college. Just because you don't listen. It's because you don't like ind. [00:35:34] Speaker A: I don't have skin in the game. That's what it is. [00:35:36] Speaker B: That's all it is. You don't indulge in it. Actually, I think if I was from. [00:35:40] Speaker A: The south, it would be different. [00:35:41] Speaker B: If you were from the south, you'd. [00:35:43] Speaker A: Probably know I. I personally do. [00:35:45] Speaker B: If you were from the south, you wouldn't just know college football and pro football. You'd know high school football. That's how intense football is in the South. 100%. 100 football in Texas. People like. They must run out of Viagra pills for people. How hot everyone gets over when you. [00:36:04] Speaker A: Get 20,000 people at a Texas. What's that. What's that bro thing called? [00:36:08] Speaker B: You know what the. That probably Paramount, Pimian, Paramin, Pimian, whatever. [00:36:16] Speaker A: Al. [00:36:16] Speaker B: I don't. [00:36:17] Speaker A: You know. [00:36:17] Speaker B: What do we know? We're not. Yeah, dude. [00:36:19] Speaker A: They got 20,000 people at a high school game. [00:36:21] Speaker B: It's insane all the time, dude. St. John's Bosco, mad a day. IMG. Name it. What's up? [00:36:29] Speaker A: I heard IMG's changing their name to. [00:36:31] Speaker B: A different name now to what I am game. [00:36:34] Speaker A: No, I think it's a different. Hold on whether the IMG change his name to what? [00:36:38] Speaker B: You got that school coming up into Massachusetts. [00:36:43] Speaker A: I don't know. I heard they were changing their name. [00:36:49] Speaker B: We could start with one of our first questions. I can mix it in because of like what we're talking about. [00:36:54] Speaker A: Maybe I'm wrong. Yeah. Throw in the topics. Let's stop mixing some topics. [00:37:00] Speaker B: Who's a player you were convinced. You can go first on this because mine's pretty. Is a pretty easy answer. Who's a player you were convinced would be a superstar and absolutely wasn't. [00:37:11] Speaker A: Are they talking for us or are they talking in general? [00:37:14] Speaker B: Like, in general. [00:37:18] Speaker A: Justin Blackman. Justin Blackman, Oklahoma State, I believe watching in a championship game, just unfucking believable. Completely dominated that in one of these bowl games. I forget which bowl game it was. It was fucking unbelievable. He came out, got drafted, I think by the Jaguars and is fucking terrible. [00:37:38] Speaker B: Yes. [00:37:39] Speaker A: Just completely failed out of the entire league. So that would be my overall pick. [00:37:43] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:37:44] Speaker A: In terms of like a Red Sox play that I thought was going to be unbelievable when he came over to us would be Jason Bay. [00:37:51] Speaker B: Interesting. Interesting. [00:37:53] Speaker A: I thought he was going to be fucking huge for us. And he was a fucking flop. And I. You want to know when I knew it. We have a family member that every time he buys a jersey for the person, they either die terrible, they'll end up getting hurt and they have the worst year of their career. We're talking Aaron Hernandez jersey. We're talking Jason Bay, who's my dad. [00:38:13] Speaker B: Bought me an Aaron Hernandez jersey because I asked for Rob Gronkowski. They didn't have it. I remember having it and I remember Having it. [00:38:20] Speaker A: Aaron Hernandez, if he, he would have been better than Travis Kelce if he didn't murder people because he would have been the best offensive receiving. [00:38:29] Speaker B: I'm all in the same boat with you. If we would have take the outside of football life out of this, Aaron Hernandez was one of the greatest tight, like, could have been one of the greatest tight ends and we could, you. [00:38:39] Speaker A: Could make an argument we'd have at least one or two more Super Bowls facts. [00:38:43] Speaker B: Okay. That's actually somebody you could put on here. [00:38:47] Speaker A: Well, I mean, he was a superstar when he was in there for like three years. [00:38:50] Speaker B: Yeah, I guess so. Yeah. I've never seen a tight end lineup in the backfield. I've never seen that until Aaron Hernandez. Mine's a no brainer. Can you guess who mine is? [00:38:59] Speaker A: I know who it is too. It's probably Johnny Manziel. [00:39:01] Speaker B: It is Johnny Manziel. That is. That is 100% facts. I thought Johnny Manziel was going to take over the NFL. I thought Johnny Manzel was going to do exactly what he did at Texas A and M. Like exactly what he did into Alabama. Same thing, though. Outside life impacted the outside life. [00:39:19] Speaker A: And he got drafted by the Browns. [00:39:21] Speaker B: And he got drafted by the Browns. [00:39:22] Speaker A: Those two. [00:39:23] Speaker B: He literally said like he hated his life as soon as he got drafted by the Browns. If we're just being transparent, if I'm Johnny Manzano got drafted by the Browns, I'd probably hate my life too. I probably wouldn't care what the playbook looks like or, or anything. So for us, I'll go with. I'll stick with the Red Sox. I'm gonna go with Rusnay Castillo. [00:39:57] Speaker A: Okay. [00:40:00] Speaker B: Basically was like this jacked up Cuban fucking stud. That's what he was displayed as. He fucking sucked. He was absolutely abysmal. He was terrible. He was nothing. He sucked. [00:40:18] Speaker A: Yeah, he was bad. He was bad. [00:40:19] Speaker B: He was terrible. [00:40:21] Speaker A: We've had a bunch of people like Kyle Crawford. You can make an argument for. You can I make. [00:40:25] Speaker B: No, but like, he was. But here's the thing. Like Kyle Crawford already at one point. Time was really good. [00:40:29] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. [00:40:30] Speaker B: You know what I mean? [00:40:31] Speaker A: Yeah. What about Daisuke? Would you put him in that thing? I know he had like one year where I would say he like helped us out. [00:40:36] Speaker B: He at least had one year. [00:40:37] Speaker A: But you thought he was going to be like the next fucking Hideo. [00:40:40] Speaker B: No more. [00:40:41] Speaker A: Yeah, but better than Hideo. Yeah, he's going to be even better. [00:40:44] Speaker B: Than they were pitched to us as. [00:40:46] Speaker A: No pun intended, with his screwball Remember you had the screwball? [00:40:49] Speaker B: I remember. No, yeah, it was like called like a. It was called something else, dude. [00:40:53] Speaker A: Yeah, it was called something different. Wasn't an efis. [00:40:55] Speaker B: It wasn't an efis. I gotta look it up, look it up, look it up. Because it was like a pitch that. [00:41:00] Speaker A: I've never heard of in my Dice K pitch. [00:41:03] Speaker B: Dice K special pitch. [00:41:07] Speaker A: Gyro ball. [00:41:08] Speaker B: Gyro ball, yeah. Gyro ball. Yeah, yeah, that gyro ball. Better off eating a job. [00:41:14] Speaker A: You're right about Ross Nay Casillo because everyone thought he was going to be the 100. [00:41:18] Speaker B: Supposed to be like, like a Jonas Cespedez, which Joanna Cespedez also came here and wasn't like that great at all. But I got the chance to meet him. Jonas Esper. This is the same exact size as my Jeep. He was fucking ginormous. [00:41:30] Speaker A: Bobby Dalbeck. You could throw him on the list. People thought he was going to be the next big thing. Tristan Cassis will throw him on for right now. There's a bunch of people that came through. I feel like baseball for some reason feels like it has more duds. Like people get more hype in baseball then you get people in like football and other sports. [00:41:46] Speaker B: Yeah, well, because I think like in football it's pretty clean. It's. It's pretty clear cut. At least you think it is. But baseball, it's like you hear like they all. They're batting like 3,5400. Well, they're facing, they're facing people that are never going to be on an MLB team in their lives. So when they come here, it's like, oh, shit, oh, shit. Like, think about Jackson Holiday. Jackson Holliday came up here and he went like three for like 72. And then he had to get sent back down. He eventually did come back and he's serviceable. So. But you know, baseball, if you don't really deliver on baseball, they'll let you know. Next question. What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever done that no one knew about until now? [00:42:35] Speaker A: I feel like we've always said our stuff on here. Yeah, I mean, so let me think about a story that, yeah, we did. [00:42:44] Speaker B: Like two truths and a lie the other day. And like, I used my, my, my true. We were playing at work, of course. I mean, people know this, but like, I used a shirt as a comrade, essentially after sex. [00:43:00] Speaker A: Why is that? [00:43:00] Speaker B: And then rang it out on the car ride to a party and then wore that same T shirt at the party. [00:43:07] Speaker A: Party that's disgusting. [00:43:09] Speaker B: Yeah, it's. [00:43:10] Speaker A: So it's not the time you bit the bear and completely shattered all your teeth? [00:43:14] Speaker B: No, I wouldn't say that was embarrassing. That was a stupid moment in my life. [00:43:17] Speaker A: What about you putting up a video where you were balling your eyes out that didn't consider. [00:43:22] Speaker B: That's. That's not bad. I mean, that lives in infamy, that. Yeah, so. So it's funny you bring up the video. So, like, that video. I mean, like, I could go back and forth on like a week to week basis of like, where I'm like, should I have really done that? Should I have not have done that? I don't really regret doing it. Has it burned me a few times? Yeah, definitely has. But, like, ultimately, like, there's people, like, in silence that reach out to me and like, kind of like shared their experience with me or like, shared what they were going through. So I think that's like, pretty cool. Like, you know, they didn't get the chance to, like, talk to anybody about it or like, when they've wanted to. So you kind of take a. You kind of take a net. Net negative and turn into a positive somehow. I'll take that 100. Because I wasn't being fake at all. There was no dramatization about that. Obviously, that was me. I was going through some. Obviously. I didn't probably, like, think that all the way through. But yeah, it is. It is what it is. You know, it is what it is. I'm not a. I'm not ashamed of it. Am I? Like, am I could have probably taken that back or probably could have just made that a minute instead of 10 minutes. Yeah, definitely. There was definitely some adjustments you could have made. [00:44:38] Speaker A: Snots. The snots were gross. [00:44:41] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. You don't have to remind me. I was there. [00:44:44] Speaker A: The snots were gross. [00:44:45] Speaker B: Yeah. So stuff like that. But. I mean, that's. But people. But to the question that you're now bringing it up, like, people knew about that, you know, I made. [00:44:54] Speaker A: Yeah, that's true. That's true. So mine would probably be. And I've probably told this story before. I don't know if I have or I haven't. I pissed my pants once in, like, the 10th grade. We were a 10th or 11th grade. It had to be 10th because my mother picked me up from school. It was the last class, so I got lucky. It was the last class. It was a math class. We were having, like, a test. And in the middle of the test, I'm like, I Gotta pee. But I just wanted to be this test and get. Get it over with. So then I'm. I'm. I'm done with my test, and I'm like, fuck, if I get up, I'm gonna definitely piss my pants. Like, I just knew I wasn't gonna make it to the bathroom. Now the bathroom was probably like, three or four classrooms down from where I was. [00:45:32] Speaker B: It's approximately, like, 30 to 40ft. [00:45:34] Speaker A: Yeah. So I'm like, okay, I'm just gonna, like, fucking ride this out. Like, now I'm squeezing my hog in the middle of this class, just trying to pinch it off. You know what I mean? I'm fucking dancing in the seat that. [00:45:47] Speaker B: Knows how to, like, what that feel like. That's a. That's a hurtful feeling. [00:45:50] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, it's hurting. I'm in the full spin zone, and I'm just thinking in my head, like. Like, am I really gonna piss my pants in front of everybody? You know what I mean? So I end up just like. I'm like, trying to ride this out. So I'm just. I'm like, I'm just gonna ride this out. So now in this class, they actually have detention afterwards in the same class. So I'm like. I'm like, I'm just gonna fucking ride this out. I end up pissing right before, like, the bell, the end bell, like, end of school bell. And I'm talking, like, an absurd amount of piss. Like, there was, like, a puddle and shit. Like, I, like, in absurd. Like, I can't tell you how much piss this was just an absurd amount of piss. So I just sat in it. So now I'm just sitting there. So, like, people like, you know, the boys are coming up to you. People like, oh, why are you sitting here? Like, I'm like, oh, I got detention. One of those. I got detention. So now, luckily, I had some, like, gym shorts in my bag. So I. After I piss, I sat. Everyone left the room. I tucked the gym shorts in my front because I was fucking, like. I'm telling you, like, from my. From my belt to my fucking knees was completely soaked. Like, saturated. I was fucking saturated. I can only imagine what the back looked like. But I'm like, let me cover the front. Because then I could just say, you know, I sat on something. [00:47:08] Speaker B: So I'm sorry not to interrupt you, like, you had detention this day as well. [00:47:13] Speaker A: I didn't have detention. [00:47:14] Speaker B: Oh, okay. [00:47:14] Speaker A: But I told everyone I had detention. Oh, I got detention. I gotta fucking do it. [00:47:17] Speaker B: That's why you. [00:47:18] Speaker A: But you would stay in that same place. [00:47:19] Speaker B: Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. [00:47:20] Speaker A: Luckily, this class was right next to the office and the front exit. So it was like. So what I did was I put them in and then the teacher's like, what are you doing with your pants? Like that. And I just did like some fucking goofy little dance for the teacher and just booked it out of there and just ran as fast as I could to my mother's car, got in the backseat, never told my mother, came home, threw everything in the wash, and not one person knew. So it was, it was. It was quick thinking from. From a young age. I could always quick think, that's good. That would have been really embarrassing. Just like a whole puddle of pants. I would have been piss pants for the rest of my life. My whole life. Could have been different. I could have been Nico, you know? [00:47:57] Speaker B: Could have been me, so. Could have been me. [00:48:00] Speaker A: Shout out St. Mary's Shout out to. [00:48:02] Speaker B: St. Mary's in the front. [00:48:03] Speaker A: And you had a. Wear khakis. So like, picture that. It's not like you're in jeans, dude. You had khakis. [00:48:07] Speaker B: I mean, I had jeans. Jeans. [00:48:10] Speaker A: You could wear blue khakis. But of course, I wasn't in blue khakis that day. I was in the tannis palest khakis you could be in. You could see this stain from outer space. I must just like, that seat had a smell like, absolutely trash. Here's the problem, though. So at lunch, this is why at lunch I was drinking like four Gatorades a day. At lunch, anyone that knew me, I would get like three or four Gatorades and like four bags of chip. That was my lunch every single day because I wasn't eating the lunch. And then like, you know, so it would be to be that, like either my mother would make something or it would just be chips and things. So I had been chugging Gatorades like all day. [00:48:48] Speaker B: Jesus Christ. [00:48:49] Speaker A: So like, so I. It might not even a smell, to be honest. It probably smelled like glacier freeze is probably what it smelled like. So. And everyone was just like asking me. [00:48:58] Speaker B: Like, what are you staying here for? [00:48:59] Speaker A: When did you get detention? I didn't hear you got detention. And then like, I looked like such a loser. Like a skirt, like a front skirt. [00:49:07] Speaker B: And I just like, Jesus Christ. [00:49:09] Speaker A: Ran as fast as I ever could. [00:49:10] Speaker B: Whatever, whatever. Whatever you got to do. [00:49:13] Speaker A: Yeah. At that point, it's like, who cares? The best part is like, I had all this shit that was. Was due the next day too. Like, we had like, it was Like, I feel like it was, like, near the end of semester or something like that because we all. We had, like, test finals, all that. I couldn't even get nothing done. I had, like, makeup, lies, like people were dying in my family because I couldn't get done that I needed to get done. But guess what? I wasn't piss pants. [00:49:34] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:49:35] Speaker A: I wasn't piss boy. [00:49:36] Speaker B: We weren't Miles Davis. [00:49:37] Speaker A: Yes. But, yeah, if pissing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis. [00:49:43] Speaker B: Consider using Miles Davis. Worst U2 moment. What's the worst place you've accidentally said U2 and immediately regretted it? [00:49:53] Speaker A: Okay, so I'm pretty sure my wife has a couple of these stories because she's, like, known to, like, not answer people correctly. [00:50:01] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:50:04] Speaker A: You too. I don't know. Probably at a funeral. [00:50:16] Speaker B: I was just gonna say church. [00:50:17] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:50:18] Speaker B: 100. I already know it's church. You know, it's like, may the Lord be with you. And I just said, you, too. Like, you know, it's like, also with you. Just like, you do. You know, I. I can't think of. It's definitely been those, like, you know, you see the videos with. [00:50:36] Speaker A: That's a girl asking that question. I can already tell. [00:50:38] Speaker B: It's actually not really. It's not a girl, But, yeah. Think about. Do you think about, like, those videos where someone's like, all right, have a good day. And then, like, the response, like, you spoke in, like, the response is like. Instead of like, oh, you two. They're like, well, like, you know, you can never get it out. And then, like, after they walk by, like, they freak out. Like, yeah, I've had a few of those. [00:51:04] Speaker A: Do you know what the best part is? You always. When you. When you do answer something wrong, you always think it's worse than it is. Like, you get that secondhand embarrassment, but that person doesn't even know. [00:51:12] Speaker B: Yeah, it sounds like they never remember. [00:51:14] Speaker A: That you remember that for the rest of your life. [00:51:15] Speaker B: Sounds like you say it. And then, like, over a loudspeaker, they're like, nicola, Luis, he just absolutely responded wrong to this random stranger that said, good day. It's like, okay, yeah, that's what it's like. [00:51:27] Speaker A: It's never as serious as you think it's gonna be. [00:51:29] Speaker B: Least impressive pride. What's the least impressive thing you're weirdly proud of? [00:51:35] Speaker A: Least impressing thing that you're actually proud of. [00:51:39] Speaker B: Least impressive thing that you're weirdly proud of? [00:51:49] Speaker A: I don't think I'm proud of. [00:51:50] Speaker B: I have a few. I have a few. [00:51:52] Speaker A: I Don't think I'm proud of anything. I think I'm a bag of shit. I think that I'm not good at anything. [00:51:57] Speaker B: So I can eat like a whole. I could probably eat at least half of like a whole bowl of like homemade raw cookie dough and not get sick from it when like most people like fucking loses. And like. No. No one to eat raw egg. [00:52:13] Speaker A: Like, do you remember when you used to. Like when you tried to challenge me to like eating the whole can of frosting and you couldn't even finish it, even though you like. [00:52:22] Speaker B: Because it was. [00:52:22] Speaker A: And then I. [00:52:24] Speaker B: Because it was. Because it was warm. Because it was warm. And it was the wrong frosting too. [00:52:30] Speaker A: But you were in charge of getting your own frosting to do it. You brought frosting in. [00:52:37] Speaker B: Yeah, I don't. I don't know what happened there. I said like something about sweetness. Like the sweetness gave it a lot, a lot of heat. Another thing that I'm really proud of. I've completed two ice cream challenges essentially at friendlies with no problem. The crowd pleaser, which is 12 scoops of ice cream and six toppings. I did that. And then I also completed a hunk of chunk of peanut butter fudge sundae for five. I did that by myself. I put myself in a sugar coma. I wasn't allowed to drive my car for six hours. I think I also. [00:53:11] Speaker A: The only thing I get proud of is when I bust someone's balls and they get like super mad like that. Like that gets me. Like I get. [00:53:21] Speaker B: That's a good one. [00:53:22] Speaker A: Crazy pride over that. Like, I got to you. We were at men's league basketball a couple weeks back and some kid just like. I'm telling you, like, this kid can't shoot. He's the worst shooter on the face of the planet. He honestly looks retarded when he shoots. Like he legit shoots one hand. Now I'm friends with this guy. He shoots so fucking bad. He legit. Like there was like this. I forget that old player who used to shoot like this. Like he. He legit shoots one handed and he's terrible. [00:53:48] Speaker B: Like Wes unsellt. [00:53:51] Speaker A: He legit looks retarded. He looks like he has like some sort of deficiency, like a muscle dystrophy or something like that. Like that's how he shoots. [00:53:58] Speaker B: That's so funny. [00:53:59] Speaker A: And the ball gets passed in. Now we're talking. Dribbled over the half court, gets passed to the wing. Now this kid is at like NBA 3 level. Like that far back. This kid can't shoot. From the fucking free throw line. And he's. He takes. He just chucks it up. Not even a pass, nothing. So first pass into the offensive line, throws up a pass. Now obviously I'm like, you want on him? I'm talking shit. So I'm not even playing during this game. I'm just like busting his balls on the sideline, just absolutely on him. Now what happens is, is that one of the kids on his team starts like, why the would you shoot that? That's a terrible shot. So I'm like, that's a bad shot. So now I'm fucking, obviously, obviously gassing the situation up. [00:54:41] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:54:41] Speaker A: So then them two almost get into a fight. I. That to me is peak pride. Like when you can get two people gas at the drop bat, gasoline, like, that's the only time, like, I honestly feel happy in life. [00:54:54] Speaker B: That's not bad. Yeah, that's not bad. [00:54:56] Speaker A: That's my pride. Like, if I can get two people jacked up that don't. Now, now it's like, now I feel bad, like, because what's going to end up happening is someone's going to end up getting stabbed at men's league basketball. Almost a fight last week. Was this guy involved in this fight that happened last week? Yes. So I gotta maybe tone it back a little bit. But if one of them gets stabbed and dies, I mean, that could be ultimate pride. I've never made someone kill another person. But what if that was like, that's. [00:55:24] Speaker B: Being like an accessory to an accessory to a murder. [00:55:26] Speaker A: I mean, what if that's like the biggest rush ever? Like, what if I'm like essentially Michelle Carter. Do you know who Michelle Carter is? [00:55:31] Speaker B: No, I have no clue. [00:55:32] Speaker A: She's the one that told her boyfriend to kill himself. And he wanted to get out of the car and he's like, get back in the car. Like, what if that's me? Like, what if that's a big rush? [00:55:40] Speaker B: That's not. I mean, she's a piece of shit. You doing that's not as bad, but. [00:55:45] Speaker A: Well, we're just busting balls. You think everyone's having fun and then, you know, someone pulls out a gun. [00:55:49] Speaker B: It's all fun game. So someone fucking dies. [00:55:51] Speaker A: But we'll see what happens. We'll see if that we ever cross that line. That'd be fun. And then, you know, you live and you learn. If I don't feel that rush, then we don't do it again. [00:56:04] Speaker B: Would you remove your bottom row of ribs to suck yourself? I feel like we've Definitely been asked this question before. [00:56:10] Speaker A: I don't think you need to. I think there's certain people. I'm sure some yoga people could. I'll probably never be able to. A, because I'm always gonna be fat. I can never change my lifestyle enough to not be fat. I enjoy food, I enjoy booze. I enjoy it too much. So I don't think this will ever be a thing. Even if I removed my entire rib cage, I don't think I'll ever be able to suck my own hog. A, we're not. We're not dealing with the longest piece of equipment. B, would I do it if I could? I probably do it once. [00:56:41] Speaker B: I wouldn't do it. [00:56:43] Speaker A: Yeah. You know what, though? It's like, do you really. Do I really want to taste the dick in my mouth? [00:56:47] Speaker B: No, I don't. [00:56:48] Speaker A: That's what I'm saying. [00:56:49] Speaker B: I'm good. Yeah, with that. I would never want to do that. [00:56:52] Speaker A: I know. Listen, hold on a second. I think if you gave me if at like, 14, now that I'm like fucking 38, maybe different. Who did it? [00:57:01] Speaker B: Marilyn Manson. [00:57:02] Speaker A: He didn't actually do it. That was just a rumor. [00:57:04] Speaker B: I know, but, like, someone like that. [00:57:07] Speaker A: I'm sure there's people. [00:57:08] Speaker B: I'm sure. I'm sure those sick fucks probably have done it. Okay. Them can do it. We are not gonna. No, like, no, I don't do it. I don't think I. I wouldn't. I doubt anybody. [00:57:22] Speaker A: I mean, you're gay at that point. Even though it's your own dick, you're gay at that point. Would you agree if you're sucking. If you have ever had a dick in your mouth, you've. You at least have. You're gay. [00:57:31] Speaker B: You're gay. [00:57:33] Speaker A: Even if you didn't like it, you're gay 100. Yeah. So, no, I don't think I'd do it. But at 14, you know, you're confused. And then all of a sudden, you know, Jesus comes down. He's like, hey, if I take out your two ribs and you suck your own dick, I bet you, you're confused enough where you're like, hey, you know, someone's gonna do it. You know, I wonder what this feels like. No girl wants to suck my hog. So let's, you know, it's a way. [00:57:57] Speaker B: To look at it. We're gonna get into the super bowl talk because that's a Super bowl related question. Do the Celtics have a chance with Tatum coming back in March? Yeah, let's just. I'll make it short. Yeah, no, he's one of the best players in the NBA Basketball. Like, it doesn't take much to get back into. [00:58:18] Speaker A: Is he coming back? I heard February coming back. [00:58:20] Speaker B: He might not be coming back. Who knows? [00:58:24] Speaker A: Couple trades. I like. I like where the Celtics are going. [00:58:27] Speaker B: Yeah, I like the Celtics. No problem. No, no, no. Shame on the seas here. Let's see. Okay. Super benedicard. We'll get into snow in Central America. I don't even know where Central America is. Oh, I didn't know. I thought. Why wouldn't you just say fucking South America? Isn't that, like, what we're talking about? [00:58:51] Speaker A: Wait, wait, hold on. [00:58:52] Speaker B: So we're gonna. We're gonna look that up again to that. We already got into the fucking ale. Alewife. Alewife station. Is it all wife or alewife? [00:59:03] Speaker A: Yeah, wife. [00:59:05] Speaker B: Al. Wife. This person put all wife. [00:59:07] Speaker A: Are we sure? Okay, so Cuba just had its first freeze on record two days ago. [00:59:14] Speaker B: That's crazy. [00:59:16] Speaker A: I don't know if they're talking Central America or they're talking Middle America. Middle America does have snow, so I'm thinking they're talking Central America, like El Salvador, Mexico, Venezuela. I don't even know. Yeah, Is Venezuela in there? It must be. Who the knows? [00:59:29] Speaker B: Nicaragua, Ecuador, Chile. [00:59:32] Speaker A: No, Chili's in South America. [00:59:35] Speaker B: Then what the are we talking about? [00:59:37] Speaker A: It's Mexico. Mexico, Right. South America in between is, like, El Salvador. All those countries. [00:59:45] Speaker B: That's not South America. [00:59:47] Speaker A: That's Central America. [00:59:49] Speaker B: What the are we talking about? [00:59:51] Speaker A: Let me look at Central American countries. Well, here's the problem. You guys got to realize that Nico has, like, the. [00:59:58] Speaker B: It's. [00:59:59] Speaker A: Dude. The geography knowledge of a woman. My wife once famously asked if Canada was part of the United States. Costa Rica, El Salvador, Guatemala, Honduras, Belize, Nicaragua, and Panama. Those are all the Central American countries. [01:00:17] Speaker B: Hey, man. Lindsey Vaughn, Torre ACL last week, and she's competing. Competing. [01:00:21] Speaker A: I think that I'm. I'm being. I don't know if this is. I don't know if this is just a me thing. I'm pretty sure that in certain sports you can muscle through on an acl. [01:00:32] Speaker B: She's muscling through an ACL right now. That's a thousand percent effect. [01:00:38] Speaker A: Lindsey Vaughn, you know, I would say that she was like, the one. Like, she dated Tiger Woods, I think for a while. She's got a tight little body. Back in the day, I would say that she was like, the first sex symbol in terms of women athletes for the Olympics. [01:00:54] Speaker B: Whatever. We can definitely get into the winter Olympics as well. I'm gonna put that down right near the betting talk because I'm all a fan of the Winter Olympic Games. [01:01:04] Speaker A: When do they start? Have they already started? [01:01:05] Speaker B: They've clearly already started. [01:01:07] Speaker A: Well, I don't know what that was. Was that a practice run? [01:01:10] Speaker B: No, that looked like a legit run. [01:01:12] Speaker A: So the Olympics have started. So it shows how much we were fucking in tune with the Winter Olympics. [01:01:18] Speaker B: Oh, opening ceremony. Well, the opening ceremony is tonight. [01:01:22] Speaker A: Okay, so we. It didn't start yet. I'm good. I'm glad. [01:01:25] Speaker B: So she's just doing a practice round. Oh, no. Team USA sets the tone early. [01:01:32] Speaker A: They already starting games. [01:01:33] Speaker B: Snoop Doggs. They're smoking. [01:01:36] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. [01:01:37] Speaker B: Curlin curling. [01:01:38] Speaker A: They won eight, one in the preliminaries. These are qualifiers and parole at all. [01:01:46] Speaker B: This girl. [01:01:47] Speaker A: Oh, so it's in Italy. Milano, Cortina. [01:01:49] Speaker B: It is. Good morning from Milan. [01:01:51] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:01:52] Speaker B: Okay, Opening ceremony day. All right, so it starts today. So we're not like. [01:01:56] Speaker A: We're not too far off. [01:01:56] Speaker B: We're not too far off. Lindsey Vaughn's just flying down a Mountain going 95 miles an hour. I'm sorry, she's going 115 miles. [01:02:05] Speaker A: We have someone calling that wants to speak. I don't know what they want to speak about. [01:02:09] Speaker C: What's up? [01:02:10] Speaker A: Yo, can you hear me? [01:02:11] Speaker C: Yeah, I got you. [01:02:12] Speaker A: All right, you're on the podcast. Clearly you want to call in. So let's hear your boring. [01:02:19] Speaker C: You know what you then none of it. [01:02:23] Speaker A: We went on your Ale wife. Al wife. [01:02:25] Speaker B: We already did, by the way. [01:02:28] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, Danny's an idiot. You can't listen to Danny about anything. That's. [01:02:32] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah. You know what? I think it's just for trash people. [01:02:36] Speaker A: Well, yeah, I mean, both those people are trash. That felt that way, so. [01:02:38] Speaker C: That's right, everybody that is chimed in. She's an angel. Nico, real quick, are you there? [01:02:45] Speaker B: Yeah, I'm here. What up? [01:02:46] Speaker C: So I just want to say that my. My algorithm was like the best possible algorithm for a 48 year old white man. It was Jason Williams, white chocolate highlights and 45 year old mills with huge cans. [01:02:59] Speaker B: Nice. [01:03:00] Speaker C: And because of you, now. Now it's filled with this peanut playing video games. [01:03:07] Speaker B: He's the best, dude. [01:03:09] Speaker C: Well, it's completely my whole situation up. I'm not mad at it. [01:03:14] Speaker A: Do you want to get back into video games? [01:03:16] Speaker C: No, I'm good. I'm good. But I want to get back into 48 year old MILF with big cans, but. [01:03:24] Speaker B: Yeah, but a peanut. But a green screen peanut will do. For now, huh? [01:03:29] Speaker C: I mean, listen, you gotta find a way to get through the winner one way or the other. [01:03:33] Speaker A: Yeah. What would you be? What would you. Green screen if you could green screen? [01:03:37] Speaker C: If I could green screen. [01:03:38] Speaker A: Yeah. Would you be a peanut? What would you be? [01:03:41] Speaker C: I'd be a pig. I'd be a pig. [01:03:43] Speaker B: Yeah, that's good. That's a good one. [01:03:46] Speaker C: That runs. It runs a deli. [01:03:48] Speaker A: Okay. Yeah, I think that's a good idea only. And you'd have a huge belly, just a big ass belly. [01:03:54] Speaker C: And it serves every possible combination of items on the market so that the business goes out of business. [01:03:59] Speaker A: And you just eat like uncrustables and. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. [01:04:03] Speaker C: You got a price point for a burger of 99.99 because you got uncrustables. [01:04:08] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. Just the most expensive buns. You got a four dollar bun. [01:04:14] Speaker B: Yeah, just. [01:04:17] Speaker C: $15 bun. That's one of the business ideas I have to do. I have two other business ideas. One's property in Florida, just buying. [01:04:23] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:04:24] Speaker C: Multiple condos. [01:04:25] Speaker A: Yeah. $3,000. You buy half of Florida. [01:04:28] Speaker C: Yeah, exactly. [01:04:29] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. [01:04:29] Speaker C: You just got like three grand. Get. Foh. Or whatever the that's called. [01:04:33] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. [01:04:34] Speaker C: And then you just, you just get like. You just become the condominium complex king. [01:04:38] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. [01:04:39] Speaker B: Right, right, right. [01:04:40] Speaker C: Use the seed money from the, from the deli is what my guess is. [01:04:44] Speaker A: I mean, at those prices, you're bound to make money. [01:04:47] Speaker C: You're dumb if you don't do it. You're giving money away. [01:04:49] Speaker A: Yeah. You know what I mean? [01:04:50] Speaker C: You give money away. But the final one, now this. How do you feel about 2% chances to win? How do you feel with those odds in general? In general? [01:05:02] Speaker A: It depends what it is. I mean, I'm always. I'm a gambling man, so I'd say, yeah, let's roll with it. [01:05:06] Speaker C: All right. Now, we also, we already have an investment in a Super bowl square. Right? [01:05:11] Speaker A: Okay. Yes. [01:05:14] Speaker C: And the same gentleman is running another one. And it's a hundred dollars a square. I have two squares. It only pays out half time. And the final, it's 4k for half. It's 5k for the final. Would you like to be investing in this? [01:05:29] Speaker A: Yes. [01:05:30] Speaker C: Okay, you're in. That was the, that was the main question. [01:05:32] Speaker A: Well, is there more available or am I just going half of yours? [01:05:38] Speaker C: I don't know if there's more available. I can find out, but I was just gonna go house with you if. [01:05:42] Speaker B: You, if you could, if you could be. Find out. All right. [01:05:46] Speaker C: Yeah, I'll find out if he has any left. You want one, Nico? [01:05:48] Speaker B: Yeah. Okay. [01:05:50] Speaker C: Okay. [01:05:50] Speaker B: Please. [01:05:51] Speaker C: All right. [01:05:51] Speaker A: I mean, if you want to go halves, I'll go to. Yeah, you know what I mean? You let me know if he's got more. If not. Yes. I mean, listen, I tell you this. I can't say no to anything anymore. So when people ask for squares, I always say, oh, I'm done. I'm done, I'm done. [01:06:05] Speaker B: The only thing he can say no to is being my partner in simulated golf. [01:06:10] Speaker C: Yeah, it's true. [01:06:11] Speaker A: Yeah, I'm busy. What do you want me to do? It's easy to just pay money and Venmo people money. [01:06:15] Speaker B: Then that's way easier than commit. [01:06:17] Speaker C: Yeah, that is. That is way easy. So wait, wait, real quick. What do you want to do? If I can get more. If he has more. How many do you want? [01:06:24] Speaker A: I'll take two. I don't know. Nico wants one and I want one. [01:06:27] Speaker B: Yeah, okay. [01:06:28] Speaker A: All right. So then we have four chances. Then we turn to 4%. [01:06:33] Speaker C: No, there's no score change. [01:06:35] Speaker A: I know, but with 4%, because you got two and I got two. See what I'm saying? [01:06:38] Speaker B: That's what I'm saying. [01:06:39] Speaker C: So if you have two and I have two, and then we split. [01:06:41] Speaker A: Yeah, I like that. Here's the only problem. There's no chance I can make my money back right now. I'm probably close to. I'd say somewhere in the range of 3 to 5,000 in squares right now. [01:06:53] Speaker C: Yeah, see, like, the one time I went to the horse races in Ireland. They do the. There's all these guys that sit down with these old leather bags by the. There's no book. Like, you don't go in and, like, put your best. [01:07:03] Speaker B: That's like the Peaky blind individual guys. [01:07:05] Speaker C: And all the odds change all the time. By the time the first race went off, my buddy was like, dude, there's no way you can win. [01:07:10] Speaker A: You. [01:07:10] Speaker C: Look, you bet so many horses at different rates that, like, you just. I can't control myself. It is what it is. [01:07:16] Speaker A: I know, I know. Suckers. [01:07:18] Speaker C: So I'll find out if he has. If he has three more, then Nico can have his own. And then me and you will split. Split those two. [01:07:23] Speaker A: Yes. That sounds great. [01:07:25] Speaker B: That's great. [01:07:25] Speaker C: I'm in on it. It's done. I'll take care. [01:07:27] Speaker A: How'd the Bourbon hunt go? [01:07:30] Speaker C: Listen, and you know how these people handle their allocated products. [01:07:33] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. I hear the word allocation one more time, I'm gonna freak out. Dude, he Doesn't. [01:07:41] Speaker A: He doesn't understand. [01:07:43] Speaker B: While hunting for bourbon. Dude, this is crazy. Dude, I would way rather watch a peanut play video games than hunt for bourbon. [01:07:51] Speaker A: No, no. [01:07:52] Speaker C: Yeah, because you're a young man. You're still in the. You're still in the up of the upcoming of your life. [01:07:57] Speaker B: I don't even know what the allocating for bourbon even means, dude. Like, what are you talking about? [01:08:02] Speaker A: Is it a raffle? You know, is. Do they. Do they hook up their good customers? I mean, that's the questions that we all have. [01:08:09] Speaker C: Listen, you gotta find out how they handle the allocated products, you know, I mean, Nico, like, you just gotta know. [01:08:13] Speaker B: Ah, dude, I'm gonna freak out, dude. [01:08:19] Speaker C: Yeah, so I'll take care of that. I got. But I. Yes, I got. I got some allocated products. So we could. We can handle that off. [01:08:25] Speaker A: Okay, Maybe a couple fingers. I'll take some of that out those allocations you got. [01:08:29] Speaker C: All right, I'll talk to you guys. [01:08:30] Speaker A: All right. Talk to you. [01:08:35] Speaker B: Keep your beard. [01:08:37] Speaker A: Oh, we didn't get into that. He'll listen to this and have to listen to his beard. How bad his beard was. Yeah, no face. [01:08:43] Speaker B: Yeah. Or I did say. I am gonna put my foot down Mondays and Tuesdays. I have to. I have to step up. [01:08:51] Speaker A: It's. [01:08:51] Speaker B: The only way this podcast is gonna go anywhere is if we clip it. [01:08:53] Speaker A: It's not going anywhere. I've resigned to that. About three and a half years ago, I think episode one, I. I resigned. [01:09:01] Speaker B: You don't know that. We just have to get one sponsor and we gotta just make it legit. And then other people are gonna think that we're legit, and then they'll hop on. We have. We're authentic. That's what we have. [01:09:12] Speaker A: We are authentic. I guess that. [01:09:14] Speaker B: I mean, are we professional? [01:09:16] Speaker A: No, no, no, no, no, no. The ideal thing would be, like, if someone could just cut the clips for us. It's never gonna happen. But that swear. [01:09:25] Speaker B: I swear that I can find a way to do it. [01:09:27] Speaker A: We need a fucking. You just need to do it. Make some smaller clips so it's not that long. [01:09:32] Speaker B: I know that. That one. That one clip of the movie franchise thing. Do we talk about the movie franchise for like seven minutes? So it's like I'm trying to figure out, like, should I just take the question, clip it and then just put it up? Or like, should I was thinking about maybe even this format. It's like a screenshot of us, then it says what we're about to talk about, then you slide and there's like multiple clip bits of us talking about it. I don't know if. No, if that's engaging though. Don't we want reels? Probably when we probably be better off with a real. [01:10:02] Speaker A: Yeah, you probably would have real. You. You put it on there. You know, you asking the question, then me saying Avatar and then you saying whatever. Me saying mcu then you saying Avatar, hugging games and then bang, you say avatar. [01:10:16] Speaker B: But that's a good one. But like Avatar's a good one. It's not like. Because then so what? Someone's gonna come in the comments and be like, dude, I can't believe guys left out Avatar. Like, well, really? Fucking asshole. We just get. [01:10:27] Speaker A: That's all. You got to clip out the shit, make it small and it's tough, dude. I know clips are the worst thing. You got to like actually put in time to do it. [01:10:34] Speaker B: But that's the only way that we're going to get these fuck faces on Instagram to realize that we're a podcast. Because no one's going to go and just watch our full two hour fucking episode. [01:10:43] Speaker A: Yes. [01:10:44] Speaker B: I don't even blame you for not. [01:10:46] Speaker A: The rider dies will always watch it. [01:10:49] Speaker B: The 15 people that consistently watch our shit suck. [01:10:54] Speaker A: Yeah. Suck. Yeah. What else did you have? Did you have more Toppies? [01:10:59] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:11:01] Speaker A: Obi Toppin. [01:11:06] Speaker B: Rapper. The rapper who performed Too short or to the rapper Too Short's performance at the NFL honors. All I can say is wtf? I did watch it for a little bit. [01:11:20] Speaker A: I don't even know if I saw this. [01:11:21] Speaker B: Yeah. All I'm gonna say is about that. It's. I don't know what you expected, to be honest. I don't. I have no idea what you expect. [01:11:30] Speaker A: This person sounds racist. [01:11:32] Speaker B: I don't know if they are racist or not. I cannot confirm or deny. [01:11:36] Speaker A: I would say it was all right. [01:11:38] Speaker B: It's all right. The NFL honest is not like a huge one ceremony. It's really not. It's kind of like a big fucking hangout. And then they probably all fuck each other after. That's what most award shows are. [01:11:48] Speaker A: Does this person hate on the culture? Is that the problem? Do they just not understand the culture? [01:11:52] Speaker B: I don't know. I don't. I don't know. I don't know if they hate on the culture. I don't. I am not fond of that. [01:11:57] Speaker A: Do you think that, like their outlook on life is too short? Like they just don't. They just don't show respect to people? I'm sure too short killed it I don't think you know one song this guy sings. I probably do. [01:12:13] Speaker B: Blow the whistle. [01:12:14] Speaker A: Oh, okay. [01:12:15] Speaker B: Blow the whistle. Yeah, we blow the whistle. Is it my favorite jam? No. Is it Puka Nakua's favorite jam? Probably because he stood up the whole time and sang the whole song bar for bar. So does he look. [01:12:30] Speaker A: Get down with the culture? [01:12:31] Speaker B: Does Pukinakua kind of look like Hawaiian Asian Ellen DeGeneres right now? Yeah. I don't know why he would cut his hair. But hey, I cut my hair so I get. Get it all greats at one point come to an end. [01:12:46] Speaker A: Was he a six round pick? [01:12:49] Speaker B: I don't know what round he was. [01:12:50] Speaker A: I think he's a deep round. Unbelievable. [01:12:53] Speaker B: Did, did you watch the Grammys by any chance? [01:12:56] Speaker A: I did not watch the Grammys. [01:12:58] Speaker B: Okay, but did you see a lot of the clips? Did you see all the clips of all the speeches? [01:13:04] Speaker A: Yes. [01:13:05] Speaker B: We're trying to keep this like not super political. I'm just going to circle this back to just one person in particular who I think is a fucking idiot. Billie Eilish. I think you're a fucking idiot. How's it feel to stand up on a stage and make a statement? Which is totally fine. That's your opinion. Totally cool. Everyone's entitled to their own opinion. And then for that person to stand up for people that actually then don't give a fuck about your opinion and now they're coming back for what's theirs. So I don't know if you've seen Billie Eilish said she's like, there's no illegal people here on stolen land. Okay, so you say that. All right, cool. Again, that's your opinion. The Native American tribe whose $14 million I think house. Your. Your house is on their land. They're coming back for it. They want it. They want the land. [01:13:59] Speaker A: I would say find out. [01:14:01] Speaker B: Absolutely would say. That's what happens when you play stupid games Find out. That's. Yeah, his fuck around. His find out. That's what happens when you play stupid games. You win the stupidest of prizes. And now I am cheering so hard, so hard for her to lose that house. [01:14:21] Speaker A: Here's the hypocrisy. There's a huge hypocrisy in the whole immigration thing. Well, I mean we'll talk very small about it. I don't really give a fuck either way. [01:14:30] Speaker B: I do. I'm definitely down with whatever tribe this is. I hope they stand God in front of her front door with fucking spears. In flame. In flame. [01:14:39] Speaker A: I think that Anytime people try to placate to a crowd, and that's exactly what everyone did at the Grammys that night. Here's, here's some facts for you. Fact is, the person that run ICE is the same guy that was put in by under Obama. So he ran. This guy who runs ice, his name's Homan is his last name. I believe it's Tom Holman. He was Obama's guy. He, Obama's guy, Tom Homan actually deported more people per year during Obama's presidency than they have during Trump's. The percentage of deaths were higher during Obama's presidency than it was for Trump's. Not one person mentioned any of the deportations during Obama's administration. There's plenty of clips out there of Obama saying, listen, if you're. We want, we want, we're a home of immigrants, but you have to come in the right way. You have to come in legally. Plenty of clips. You can go look that up. Everybody, Biden, every single Democrat was saying it. Hillary Clinton, everybody, okay? Now all of a sudden, the whole entire narrative has changed about the immigration. And now it's the worst it's ever been. They're ripping people out of homes. Now, granted, is fucking any cop or any police force at all above board where they, like, that's 100%. Like they're doing the right thing? No, I don't, I don't think that's true at all. I think that immigration is one of those things, dude. Like, I mean, this, this ice, of course they're going to fuck up. Of course, you know, more debts happened under Obama's watch, percentage wise than is happening now with Trump's. Those are facts. Those are statistical facts. So what's the change? The change is the narrative in the media. The narrative of the same people that feel like they're on the opposite side. So people that are liberal, they want to hate on it. And it was probably the same the other way. I don't remember them going crazy over immigration, Republicans going crazy over immigration during Obama. But I'm sure there's plenty of instances that Republicans, hypocrites, Democrats, hypocrites. It's all about the media, how they're portraying everything. They're portraying it to a crazy level. They're raising tensions to add distress to the entire country. With that said, I hope the fucking Native Americans take back our fucking house. [01:16:56] Speaker B: That's what I'm saying. [01:16:57] Speaker A: You want to talk fucking dumb? Take back the fucking house. [01:17:00] Speaker B: Take back the house and the land that's on. [01:17:02] Speaker A: This is why you can't listen to celebrities. Celebrities don't live normal lives. They're not Joe Plummer, they're not in the plumbers union fucking punching a 9 to 5. They have a fucking fake life, fake job. I'm not saying they don't work. They work in a different way. They don't know real work. They don't know real work, manual labor. They're not. They're not normal people. They're complaining about a country that they live in that affords them to make $50 million a year. You're complaining about that country. If you went to a different country, you might not be afforded those liberties. So how bad could that country be that you're talking about? And again, the people that you voted for, fucking eight, ten years ago, four years ago, Joe Biden, all these people, right, that you voted for, that you're saying that, you know, we wish the Democrats were back. They were doing it, and they were doing it a lot worse statistically. So, like, what's changed? [01:17:59] Speaker B: Little Wayne said a. [01:18:01] Speaker A: It's all a fuss. Anything in the media is a farce. Don't listen to the media. You'll be so much more happy in life. [01:18:08] Speaker B: Lil Wayne once said, numbers don't lie. Is that a 6 or 9? [01:18:11] Speaker A: So, you know, well said that Tico, Texas, who's a. [01:18:16] Speaker B: Who's a very intelligent person. [01:18:18] Speaker A: Yes, very. [01:18:20] Speaker B: I just think it's funny. Again, I'm not. What I think you said is a great, great summary, brief synopsis of all that's going on. I think it's hilarious when you just tried to stick up for people. And here's a. Here's a real reality. Those people that you're sticking up for could give a fuck less about you. Okay? So, like, you just try to, like, stand there and like, be all broad and like, put your foot down. It's literally not even been a week and you literally thought that you were gonna like, save world hunger with whatever the speech that was. You literally now have a problem on your hands. You're trying to take your house. Here's what I'll say that you just defended. I'm trying to take back. What's this? [01:19:00] Speaker A: And here's what I'll say also. She don't give a about them. She don't give a. About you. She don't give a about anybody. [01:19:07] Speaker B: She's just trying. She's just trying to kiss all your asses. [01:19:12] Speaker A: No one gives a about you. Your family. Don't even. [01:19:14] Speaker B: Like, she's trying to kiss all. All your Booty holes. [01:19:17] Speaker A: Your family will say you down a river. They'll rat you out the first chance they get. That's just facts, okay? So just take care of yourself and don't listen to celebrities. Celebrities. About anything. [01:19:28] Speaker B: Looks like you already have it. Looks. Looks like you already have enough on your hands that you got to worry about. So don't worry about little Bad Brain podcast over here making this clip up for you. Billie Eilish. You got a boy's name for first name. You should probably figure that out first. [01:19:43] Speaker A: All right. You think so? [01:19:45] Speaker B: After that. Probably should take care of the. Whatever Native American tribe. I would never want to. With a Native American tribe if my house is on the land. I literally probably would have given to them the next day. That's all I'm saying. Because you're probably going to get some, like, mauled animal that's going to like. Like, mauled is thrown on. Thrown on. They're going to send. He's not sending signs. [01:20:05] Speaker A: So you just. [01:20:06] Speaker B: I've never seen any of the movies, any of them. [01:20:08] Speaker A: You're talking, like, Wind river is what you're thinking of. [01:20:10] Speaker B: Yes. It's gonna get crazy. [01:20:12] Speaker A: Okay? [01:20:13] Speaker B: Like, we're gonna hear, like, crazy. Like. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, it's gonna. Like, they're gonna start circling the house like, Apocalypto, Whatever. [01:20:22] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:20:23] Speaker B: I'm not. I'm with the Native Americans. I'm down with them. They're cool with me. I'm cool with them. They're not cool with you. That's your problem. [01:20:31] Speaker A: Do you ever see Banshee? No. Banshee. What have you? [01:20:34] Speaker B: Yeah, I haven't finished it. All right. Shut up, please. [01:20:38] Speaker A: If you badass Indians in that. [01:20:40] Speaker B: That's what. [01:20:41] Speaker A: I'm Native Americans. Whatever. [01:20:44] Speaker B: If I was. Listen, you want to know one type of woman that I probably would ever want to be with a Native American woman? [01:20:49] Speaker A: I could see that. [01:20:50] Speaker B: That would be fucking sick. That's a flex. You want to have a flexing? Here's my Native American girlfriend. All right. Yeah, From. I'm not going to impersonate any name of any tribe for any future endeavors to ruin it for myself. Because if that ever got resurfaced, all I know is I'm on this side. [01:21:07] Speaker A: What would your Native American name be? [01:21:08] Speaker B: I already had one. I had one in third grade. It was when I was skinny. All right. Running Leopard. That was my name. Sick. [01:21:18] Speaker A: You Running Leopard, Yo. [01:21:21] Speaker B: Hold on. Yep. Unbelievable. Sick. Hold on, hold on. Hold, hold. Where is it? Dude? Skyla just. [01:21:36] Speaker A: I think mine would be like, windbag piss pants. That's probably what I would do. [01:21:41] Speaker B: Skylar sent it. Skylar sent it to me, dude. Where is it? Dude? She sent to me on Instagram. [01:21:49] Speaker A: What? You're running Leopard? [01:21:50] Speaker B: Yeah, I had a. I had a thing where I was running. I was the guy. I was the running leopard. Old. Oh, yeah. I didn't know that you were throwing up AI pictures of you at the gym, by the way. I had no idea. That was pretty. That was pretty. [01:22:05] Speaker A: Those aren't AI. I was actually at the gym putting in work. I stopped doing it because I didn't want people, like, just to be like, I don't want to flex on you guys that I'm working out and I'm fucking in the best shape of my life, you know? [01:22:16] Speaker B: Yeah. All right. I can't find it. I will find it and we will post it. But, yeah, there was a Native American day that we did have at our school. I don't know if it was necessary or not, but I had it. My name was Running Leopard. Sick. And there's a fucking plaque of it and there's a picture. [01:22:32] Speaker A: What would you call that? You were going in, like, red face, Like. Is that what you're saying? Like, you completely just told. It took their whole culture, and you just dressed up as a Native American. [01:22:41] Speaker B: I don't know what they did. I just listened to the teachers, to be honest. [01:22:43] Speaker A: So you went in the feathers and everything, and you painted your face? [01:22:46] Speaker B: No, I don't think I painted my face. I did not paint my face. We did not paint faces. We might have worn headbands with. With arrows and flags. I mean, feathers. That might have been going on. [01:23:01] Speaker A: You know what's crazy? I feel like one of the only. [01:23:05] Speaker B: You know, I got Native American arrows on my arm. Bows, really? Like, arrows, like spears on my arm. [01:23:12] Speaker A: No, I didn't know that. [01:23:13] Speaker B: Yeah. That's a tribute to my puppy because he loved John Wayne. [01:23:16] Speaker A: You have a lot of gay tattoos, so that doesn't surprise me. [01:23:19] Speaker B: How do I have a lot of gay tattoos? I get complimented on my tattoos. [01:23:23] Speaker A: They lie to you, though. People always say that. What are you going to say to somebody with tattoos? You always say, oh, those are nice. That's all you say. I know. [01:23:28] Speaker B: It actually is like, wow, my tattoos are nice. Like, none of them. [01:23:32] Speaker A: I'll tell you right now, no one gives a fuck about your tattoos. And this is just in general, no one gives a fuck about anybody's tattoos. [01:23:38] Speaker B: I would disagree about that. [01:23:40] Speaker A: The only thing is, maybe you're like, that tattoo sucks. But no one's ever like, wow, that's a good. Really good tattoo. [01:23:45] Speaker B: No one thinks, see, that's different, bro. Like, my Loki tattoo. A lot of people like, oh, my God, is that Tom Hiddleston? [01:23:50] Speaker A: No. [01:23:51] Speaker B: First of all, it's like, yeah, no, he plays Loki. [01:23:53] Speaker A: Do you find it at all crazy that, like, basically Italians. You can be racist towards Italians in any way, shape or form? I probably say maybe even Irish people, too. Irish and Italians more than anybody else. Because, like, I think back, like, Christian Fari, remember, he was the. He was on radio for Wei. You know, Christopher. [01:24:14] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:24:15] Speaker A: He used to play. He used to play tight end for the Patriots. He wants, like, I would say five or six years ago, he impersonated Tom Brady's agent, Don Yee, and did, like, a crazy Asian accent for this guy. Now he doesn't talk like that, but he talked, like, in an Asian accent, and people went crazy. If you do any Asian accent, you get fucking canceled. Right? If you do anything towards, like, if you. You go show up in blackface, you get canceled. But for an Italian, you could sit there and be like, the gobble goo proju. You could do that. And they could talk like, you know, try to talk like Tony Soprano. Anybody can do it, and no one gives a. Do you think it's because Italians and Irish people can actually take jokes and realize that people, like, don't actually give a fuck? Like, it's not actually racist? Like, if I wanted to do an Asian accent. [01:25:02] Speaker B: Because we have thick skin. [01:25:04] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:25:05] Speaker B: Because we can take a joke 100%. It's because we can take a joke and we have the ability to turn it and flip and turn it right back to you. That's. [01:25:12] Speaker A: So you think Asians don't have that ability? [01:25:14] Speaker B: I don't think not only Asians. I don't think a lot of people have that ability. I don't think a lot of people have that ability. I think, like, Latino people, I think they take it, like, super personal because I think, like, Latino people, like, don't get as confused with, like, Puerto Ricans will be. Like, don't get as confused with Dominicans, and it's vice versa. [01:25:32] Speaker A: Get insulted by that. [01:25:33] Speaker B: Like, dude, just saying, like, I get, like, identified as, like, anywhere between Moroccan, Puerto Rican and Greek. [01:25:42] Speaker A: Moroccan people calling you Moroccan? [01:25:44] Speaker B: Yeah, I've gone that. I've got. I've gone that sometimes. It's mostly. It's mostly people think I'm Spanish. And then I would say 65% of people think I'm Spanish, 35% of people think I'm Greek. [01:25:57] Speaker A: Do you think it's because you shave a line into your eyebrows? [01:26:00] Speaker B: Yes. [01:26:00] Speaker A: Has to do with it? [01:26:01] Speaker B: Yeah, I think that has a lot to do with it. I think the way I cut my hair has a lot to do with it. I think it's you listening to Bad Bunny. Yeah, but they like don't know that at work. But like. Yeah, well, yeah, I mean, if they seem. Yeah, because I'll be singing Bad Bunny and people come up and start speaking Spanish to me. And I'm like, I honestly don't know what you're saying. And they're like, you were just singing Bad Bunny word for word. [01:26:24] Speaker A: Ba for. [01:26:24] Speaker B: About how the don't you know what I'm saying? I'm like, that's a good point. [01:26:29] Speaker A: Someone texted me. He's like, does he. Does Nico have a scar on his eyebrow? I'm like, no, I think he shaves that in. [01:26:33] Speaker B: No, I. And they were like, slice that in. [01:26:35] Speaker A: They're like, why does he do that? Because, like, he wants. [01:26:38] Speaker B: I got bored. [01:26:39] Speaker A: He wants to give guys a place to come. Honestly, I thought it would look good. Yeah, it's a target. [01:26:43] Speaker B: I got bored. I thought it would look good. So I gashed my eyebrow. Did I think about doing two lines at the end of it? I did. Did I think it will look good? I don't know. [01:26:52] Speaker A: I think I might do that. I think I might do that. [01:26:53] Speaker B: Then I seen Sugar Sean with an X through his eyebrow. I sent it to my barber and my bobber's like, I just don't know about that one. I was like, yeah, at least she gave your honest opinion back on give it to you all the time. All the time. Okay, next on the board. Have we done one rule? If you were in charge, you'd enforce. I feel like we have one rule. I feel like we are. [01:27:24] Speaker A: What do you mean? In charge of what? The country or country where. [01:27:27] Speaker B: I feel like, you know how like in. Where is it? Asia or whatever the fuck they got to do mandatory. They got to do mandatory military time. [01:27:35] Speaker A: Okay, so that's the type of rule we're talking about. [01:27:38] Speaker B: Not really, but kinda. Kinda. [01:27:42] Speaker A: I mean, I think that every. Every single person should have to work in the service industry. [01:27:47] Speaker B: That's. Thank you. [01:27:48] Speaker A: Bang. [01:27:48] Speaker B: I think if you did that a six to nine months in the service industry, you need to do that. [01:27:53] Speaker A: You need to understand like a. How to talk to people, how to socialize. You need to learn how to tip. If you're going to be in America working with Your hands, in a way. Service servitude. I think it helps everybody. I think the people that actually work in the service industry usually tend to be more down to earth. Earth and more level headed. And I'm saying there's a bunch of shitbags that come through the service industry. I'm talking all walks of life. I do think that it helps you deal with people on a day to day basis. I think everyone should work in the service industry. That's what I would have multiple kids do. I think manual labor. You should have to do a six month manual labor, six month service industry. I think you'd be set for life. [01:28:32] Speaker B: Which I. Fortunately I've had the duties of doing that. I mean I've worked in the service industry my whole life. [01:28:37] Speaker A: Well, I mean you working for like, you know, a month for the Del Vecchios and the father had to fire you is not really you doing like manual labor. [01:28:45] Speaker B: That's not what we were talking about, but thanks. Remember I worked for Middlesex Construction company for like four months, five months. Oh, was it six? I mean what's March to September? [01:28:59] Speaker A: But what were you doing? You were probably fucking dodging work. [01:29:03] Speaker B: That's trench work. That's legit trench work. I'm down below ground level. [01:29:11] Speaker A: I'll give you this, Nico. You're down turrets. So that's all I'll say. You're down turret. So whatever, whatever it did, you worked on it, you know. [01:29:16] Speaker B: All I'm saying is I used my hands. I got my hands dirty. At least I have some type of experience. Was it my cup of tea? Fuck no. That work sucks, asshole. That work can be for them fucking people, not for fucking me. [01:29:31] Speaker A: Does suck. But you should know, you should know what people have to deal with 100. [01:29:34] Speaker B: So you should listen regardless of doing the manual labor thing. All right, Service industry, you got to do it. [01:29:41] Speaker A: What's your rule? [01:29:42] Speaker B: That's it. I'm not gonna lie. You stole my rule. So I don't have another rule. That was my rule. That was why I made I'm the. [01:29:48] Speaker A: Best to ever do it. [01:29:49] Speaker B: I said we were on the same page. We'll save the SB for late for for last. Because who really gives a top most obnoxious sounds. I'll stop. That was, that was pretty bad. That was pretty bad. [01:30:11] Speaker A: Do you know what movie that was from? [01:30:14] Speaker B: If you were trying to impersonate Jim Carrey from Dumb and Dumb. [01:30:17] Speaker A: That's what I was going for with it. [01:30:19] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. That was doubt you want you want in. The most annoying sound the Guy's like. Guy didn't even get to say no. [01:30:29] Speaker A: He's like, in his face. [01:30:33] Speaker B: How do you keep a straight face on a set? [01:30:35] Speaker A: Like, most annoying sounds. My wife's voice. [01:30:38] Speaker B: Oh, I thought you were going to say woman in general. [01:30:41] Speaker A: Yeah, any. Any woman has an annoying voice. And I'm sure they think the same thing towards us. Definitely. An alarm. Alarm is annoying. When I would say, okay, here's the thing. An alarm is a necessary evil. When you set. When an alarm goes off that you didn't realize you set or that was oddly set when you. The one day you can sleep in and that alarm goes off. I would rather fucking kill myself than hear that. Do you know what I'm talking about? [01:31:10] Speaker B: Yeah, absolutely. [01:31:11] Speaker A: I would say a trash truck. Put that on the list of most annoying sounds. Any that ruins your sleep. [01:31:18] Speaker B: I would say. I was gonna say a smoke alarm that's low on battery. [01:31:22] Speaker A: Yep. [01:31:23] Speaker B: Just like. Because essentially, where. Like the smoke alarm, it. Where's the smoke? Do you even have a smoke alarm? [01:31:29] Speaker A: Yes. Where the batteries are in. Dude, I got smoke alarms everywhere. One. There's one. [01:31:34] Speaker B: There's one right there. That's one. That's all right. So that's a perfect example. That's not within reachable distance. So if that was going off while you were laying down and it was pissing you the fuck off, the only way to stop that is to either fucking climb. You have to climb up on something to grab that. What I would probably do in my future household, I'm gonna grab that thing and fucking gun it across. Gun it across the room and just shut it off completely. [01:32:01] Speaker A: I do think that that is annoying. And apparently the blacks don't change their thing. That's a big thing that they say. Black people don't change their smoke detectors. It's a big trend, I guess they say. I mean, I've been in plenty of people's black houses, houses that are black. And I don't remember seeing that, but that's what they say. I would say a seat belt alarm going off. [01:32:23] Speaker B: My God. Dude, that sucks. My mom. My stepmom used to have a Ford Focus. I never wanted to drive her car because of the sound. It was terrible. It was so bad. Like, it was like, every 90 seconds, it's like, why don't you give it a second? All right? It's like, it's. [01:32:44] Speaker A: It's. It's a safety house. I'm like, now that I think it's like, that has to be in. [01:32:50] Speaker B: Cause I'm like, this is Insanity. [01:32:52] Speaker A: It's like a truck release. Like, now they put that in that you. They have to have it. [01:32:56] Speaker B: I literally would, like, rather get launched through the windshield, break my neck. [01:32:59] Speaker A: It's a simple thing. It's a simple fix. Go on Amazon. You buy the. The seat belt things and clicks in, call it a day. And they even have the ones that you can actually put your seat belt in. If you're a nerd and you actually. [01:33:09] Speaker B: Wear your seat belt or you just do the. Around the back. John. [01:33:13] Speaker A: I don't love that it jigs into your hips, especially if you're fat and you got love handles. So what's another annoying sound? [01:33:22] Speaker B: I would say, like, screechy brakes is pretty brutal. [01:33:26] Speaker A: Screechy brakes. [01:33:27] Speaker B: Like. Like, they need to be changed. [01:33:29] Speaker A: Yes. That is an annoying song. [01:33:31] Speaker B: That's a brutal one. [01:33:32] Speaker A: I would say an aftermarket muffler. [01:33:36] Speaker B: Like. Like a. Like a wannabe Fast and Furious. Yep. [01:33:39] Speaker A: Like, we're talking Honda Civics in the early to mid 2000s. Yeah, I don't like that. I would say bad. A bad subwoofer. Like a bass and a car. [01:33:51] Speaker B: Yeah, that's terrible. I was. Say Tony Romo's voice. I just had mine. Oh, man. I just thought about it. What'd I say? Used breaks. Most obnoxious sounds. Oh, someone slurping something. I'll knock you out. Dude, you don't like. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. Like, my mother's slurping coffee in the morning. Dude, I'll slap the coffee. I'll slap the coffee mug right out of your hand. [01:34:31] Speaker A: Yeah, slurping is like. [01:34:33] Speaker B: Like a. Like, I'll send that Marco slurps his milk when he used to eat cereal, Dude. I'm like, bro, can I piggyback on that? [01:34:42] Speaker A: When you. When people flap their gums when they. When they do that, when they eat. My kid does that sometimes. I kind of want to just, like, Crispin. Why the. Out of them, you know, choke them out. [01:34:53] Speaker B: That's. I. Yeah. By like, where's the nearest bullflight? [01:34:56] Speaker A: Yeah, like, where is it? How far. Like, how can I. [01:34:59] Speaker B: Can I get. How quick can I get him in the bow flip? [01:35:02] Speaker A: I'm like, why are you eating like a horse? Mr. Red. [01:35:04] Speaker B: Like, yeah. [01:35:05] Speaker A: He's like, who's Mr. Red? I'm like, well, you're gonna be Mr. Dead in two seconds, dude. [01:35:09] Speaker B: 100. Yeah, 100. That's smacking your leg. Totally. I hate that. Like, for what? Like, there's been plenty of videos that I've done, like, recordings of, like, me, like, trying to review me eating something, and I do it by accident just because, like, I'm in the, like, company in my own home, and there's, like, no one home, and I'm, like, listening to that is pissing me the fuck off. And now I'm not gonna do the review on it because now I already ate it. [01:35:35] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:35:35] Speaker B: I swear to God, I've done that, like, multiple times. [01:35:37] Speaker A: It's like when I used to eat an apple on this podcast, like, that. I could see that being a little annoying. [01:35:43] Speaker B: That's. That's like, okay, you're eating an apple. [01:35:46] Speaker A: Yes. [01:35:46] Speaker B: But, like, when you're eating, like. Like, something, it's just like, dude, there's. [01:35:50] Speaker A: No reason to smack your lips if you're eating mashed potatoes. You all right? [01:35:53] Speaker B: No, no, there's no need for that. [01:35:56] Speaker A: Like, I'd say, though, the sound of my wife's slippers when she walks, that kind of is really annoying. Like, the way they drag on the ground. [01:36:03] Speaker B: She's Irish jig. [01:36:05] Speaker A: Yeah. She thinks she can Irish dance. She used to do Irish. [01:36:10] Speaker B: Did you used to do Irish step dancing? Yeah, she did. [01:36:12] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:36:13] Speaker B: You had to wear those, like, fake curly wigs. Oh, really? There was girls that had no. [01:36:21] Speaker A: This was probably, like, the height of river dance. She was doing the river dancing, right? [01:36:26] Speaker B: Like, the tap shoes. [01:36:28] Speaker A: I don't know what you went to. [01:36:30] Speaker B: And I don't know, is it like a. Was it like a delicacy of Georgetown? Like, I used to. They used to be, like, all the time. Used to be people performing Irish step dance, dude. [01:36:37] Speaker A: I'm telling you, it was hot in the streets in the early 2000s. Oh, she got a standing ovation. I will say one thing. We did go on, like, a big kick of. Especially during the Papelbahn run when he did the Irish jig to the drop kick Murph to drop kick Murphy's. We were having her do it all the time. Like, just like. All right, put on Dropkick Murphy's and let her fucking Irish chick for us. [01:37:01] Speaker B: You love it. [01:37:03] Speaker A: That was her. [01:37:03] Speaker B: That's your potty trick? Yeah. [01:37:05] Speaker A: Then she'd go down, come up through the whole thing. [01:37:07] Speaker B: Yeah, it was like the down kick. [01:37:10] Speaker A: Yeah, down kick. [01:37:11] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:37:14] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:37:15] Speaker B: You loved it. You clearly relive yeah. Right now. Okay. All right. [01:37:20] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:37:21] Speaker B: So just. [01:37:21] Speaker A: We'll get her back in. [01:37:22] Speaker B: Sprung out of bed in, like, the most Irish J. Biggie mood in the. In the world. [01:37:26] Speaker A: Yeah. Nice and all green, too. So. Yeah. [01:37:30] Speaker B: Wait, that's green. [01:37:32] Speaker A: I don't know. It Looks forest green. [01:37:33] Speaker B: That looks purple. That's green. [01:37:36] Speaker A: Forest green. Dude. [01:37:37] Speaker B: I can't. All right, first of all, you guys gotta show some respect to colorblind people around here. I'm colorblind. [01:37:43] Speaker A: I get it. Oh, so remember last week? Was it last week or two weeks ago? I talked about, like, us getting a rug and the gas and like, we thought we were all past the out. She bought another rug. She bought another rug. She was. She told me she was never buying a rug again. She bought another rug for the rum. It still smells. Not as bad. I would say it smells. She has a huge problem for the rugs. We. She puts the rug in now. I, I actually, it came in Tuesday. I rolled my ankle during basketball. Just absolutely shatted my ankle pretty much. And so I come into the house and I can't. Can't really walk. And what's laying there is this stupid rug. I'm like, I can't believe she buys another rug. So her and my kid, I'm like, just wait a couple days, let it air out. Put it either outside or in the side room. Let's let it air out because you know it's gonna smell, right? Of course she has to get this rug in. So she gets the rug in. Her and my kid, they have to lift the bed because it's big, so it has to go underneath the bed. So my kids trying to lift up the bed, they're rolling it in. They have to cut the rug because it's not. It's like curling up. So they have to kind of put a slice in the rug underneath the bed. So it's big deal. So we get. It gets put down. And I, I have this thing like, we shouldn't have rugs in the house because we have all these animals. We're talking like 3 o' clock in the morning, we here throwing up. And it's. My fucking dog ate a fucking paper towel. Must have like eight paper towel and was just absolutely yakking on this brand new rug. So now the rug stained. So I'm thinking in my head, maybe we got about another two weeks with this rug until we have to buy another rug. [01:39:22] Speaker B: That's fucking crazy. [01:39:23] Speaker A: It's the Rug Chronicles. It's like every week, every month we get new rugs. I'm telling you, my rug budget is like through the roof. She buys new rugs, they either smell bad or the. Or the. [01:39:34] Speaker B: Don't expect anything for Valentine's Day because you've spent it all. The. [01:39:38] Speaker A: She's got a rug budget of like an insane. Like, she's like, she's Melania Trump just decorating house. Say your wife buys a rug, right? [01:39:47] Speaker B: She's all like, I like to decorate and put up. Yeah. Have you ever met my mom? So say your wife's like, oh, I got this rug. [01:39:55] Speaker A: Like, do you like it? Right? [01:39:57] Speaker B: So obviously. So now I'm trying to tell Al, like, see how, like, the design matches, like, the design on the headboard? Like, would you. Not this one. It's in my bedroom. Oh, but would you how retarded I am? Would you listen and be like, oh, yeah, like, I love it. Like, whatever Al said, that was taking it a step too far. [01:40:20] Speaker A: Chrissy, I already said I like the. [01:40:22] Speaker B: I don't need to hear about how the design matches the design of the head. I can't do this anymore. See, this is. [01:40:29] Speaker A: We got someone talking off camera. So explain. I'm gonna explain what she just said. [01:40:33] Speaker B: This is what it. Yeah, go ahead, before you explain. [01:40:35] Speaker A: Yeah, because I know people are gonna be like, it's real great podcast. And that you got someone talking off camera. That's AKA the only person that says as the fat sucker. But fine. So for the fartsucker, my wife just said she came home, was like, oh, do you like the rug? And I said, yes, I do like the rug. Then she starts asking, hey, does the design of this match the back of the wall? And I replied, all right, my tank's on empty on this rug. Talk like, how much are we going to talk about this rug? I don't care about the rug. Like, yes, I already said I liked it. Do we have to keep talking about the rug? Because my wife has a habit of asking me 9,000 questions about the cool when I already said I liked it. Does this design match this? Do you think we should do this? Yes, we already like the rug. It's already there. We don't need to keep talking about the rug. [01:41:24] Speaker B: Yeah. So she asked. So she then asked me what would. What would I. What would I do in that scenario? I would do something very much similar. I mean, how much are we going to elaborate on a rug? Especially one that we just replaced, like, two weeks ago. But I would think from a woman's aspect, it's just, like, always want the reassurance that, like, they did great. Like, you did great, sweetie. Nice job. Way to really line it up with the headboard. Because I totally. As soon as I seen the rug, I couldn't have thought more in my mind. Hey, this rug actually matches the headboard perfectly. [01:41:56] Speaker A: Dude, if she Changed it. [01:41:57] Speaker B: You know what I mean? If you change that rug tomorrow, Al's not gonna give it. [01:42:01] Speaker A: Could have 50 black dicks scattered across it. And I'd be like. I wouldn't even know. [01:42:05] Speaker B: I'd be like, all right, this rug looks pretty. [01:42:07] Speaker A: Look at these hoes. Where'd you get this from? Jason Love. [01:42:11] Speaker B: Yeah. Jasonlove.com had a sale on Valentine's Day. Just hogs on a rug. [01:42:16] Speaker A: Whatever you think. [01:42:17] Speaker B: Yeah, whatever. Whatever it is, guy. Why don't women understand this gets into. Like, someone put in on our show last week, Chrissy, why do women suck? And now, believe it or not, that came from another woman. So this would just go back to where it's like, women just can't help themselves sometimes. [01:42:40] Speaker A: They can't help themselves. [01:42:41] Speaker B: I was like, they gotta. They always gotta keep the envelopes already been pushed into the mail slot. Let's reopen the mail slot, take the mail out and reforce it back down the fucking. [01:42:52] Speaker A: Dude, I swear to God, this is gonna happen in the next day or two. It's already happened. I'm gonna walk by my bedroom and she's gonna be standing there staring at the rug and staring at the headboard, being like, wow, does this match? Like, in her head, I know what she's thinking. And I'm like. So then I'll look at her and I'll be like, stop with the. Before she even starts. But I know that that's what she's doing. Like, she spends infinite amount of time staring at the decor. [01:43:14] Speaker B: Yeah, they get infatuated with these fucking weird. Like, these weird micro details. [01:43:19] Speaker A: Do you think this has too much brown in it? What about the blue? Does the blue take out within the curtains? [01:43:24] Speaker B: I have no idea. What? [01:43:24] Speaker A: Now we're gonna need new throw pillows to match the fucking thing. When the throw pillows aren't even on the fucking bed for more than a second, as soon as I walk in, I just rip the throw pillows off. It's like no one gives a fuck about the decor of the room. No one's even in the room. Nico, how many times have you been in our bedroom? [01:43:39] Speaker B: Zero. [01:43:41] Speaker A: You don't think you've ever been in. [01:43:42] Speaker B: The bedroom while it's been officially your guy's bedroom? Yeah, zero times. [01:43:48] Speaker A: Never been in the bedroom. So see what I'm saying? It's like, how many people are in there? And she acts like she's throwing parties in a bedroom. [01:43:53] Speaker B: Yeah, like you're having girls sleepovers. Like, who the fuck? That's what I'm saying. No one's gonna care about that. [01:43:59] Speaker A: This. [01:43:59] Speaker B: God forbid I ever get a wife. Like, they're not gonna. I don't know what they're gonna do to put up with me. [01:44:03] Speaker A: My room is so gross. The hamper won't close. It's like, who cares? There's a towel sticking out of the hamper. [01:44:09] Speaker B: If you're gonna tell me about colors, mix, match, and whatnot. Like, dude, have a blast. Here you go. Here's the allowance for it. Have a killing. Do not ask me 21 questions about all the stuff that you just bought. You buying it? That's mine as well. [01:44:24] Speaker A: It's not two times ten. No, it's not true. Nico. She gets crazy. She gets so crazy. She's like, oh, you have Nico over for the podcast. This house is disgusting. Like, she thinks the houses looks disgusting right now. I'm like, nico lives in a slum hole, and with bars in the window. He don't give a number one in a. No one in this in their right mind will walk into this house and think it's disgusting. [01:44:47] Speaker B: Not even close. [01:44:48] Speaker A: So it's like, it's never that bad. [01:44:50] Speaker B: We've actually been in other people's. In other people. People's living areas that it's been much, much worse. Much worse. Yes. I also do live in somewhat of a slum hole. That is very, very fair to say. So I will never in my right mind ever pass judgment. How many mouse have you guys caught in this house since. [01:45:09] Speaker A: Actually sometime, I guess we just caught a mouse in the. In the garage recently. [01:45:12] Speaker B: In the garage, though? [01:45:14] Speaker A: Yes. [01:45:14] Speaker B: Okay. [01:45:15] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:45:15] Speaker B: Awesome. [01:45:16] Speaker A: Well, you know, we can't give you all the information. It happens during the winter time. I didn't lose the dog. The dog was in the downstairs bathroom. The dog didn't get lost. Was I running around the house a little bit to see? Did I go outside? Yes. Now, how. [01:45:32] Speaker B: We are shooting a podcast. How the Are you knocking the, like, kick off with, like, hey, I lost my dog yesterday. [01:45:38] Speaker A: The dog was lost for, like, five minutes. It's not that big. [01:45:40] Speaker B: Oh, all right. It wasn't like more than 20 minutes, 30 minutes. [01:45:43] Speaker A: No, no, no, no. [01:45:44] Speaker B: Because then you could consider, you know, misplaced. [01:45:46] Speaker A: Dog wasn't lost. It was in the downstairs bathroom with the door closed. [01:45:50] Speaker B: Why was it in the downstairs? [01:45:51] Speaker A: No. I don't know how it happened. There's ghosts in the house. [01:45:55] Speaker B: Nana definitely doesn't like the dog. [01:45:57] Speaker A: Then it's ghosts in the house. That's what I think. [01:46:00] Speaker B: With the door fully closed, like you had on, you Closed over. So like he. [01:46:06] Speaker A: It wasn't completely. [01:46:07] Speaker B: All I'm saying is like if the door was propped, the dog could use its nose. Like they're not that. [01:46:11] Speaker A: But it didn't. It was that retarded. [01:46:12] Speaker B: Okay, well, yeah, listen. Not all dogs went to Harvard. So I would definitely not put it past this four legged primate. [01:46:21] Speaker A: Not all dog. I've never heard that. Not all dogs went to Harvard. But I like it. [01:46:26] Speaker B: Listen, you know, some dogs are duller than others. [01:46:30] Speaker A: Is this thing actually still recording? It is. Okay, good. [01:46:35] Speaker B: That's funny though. That's super funny. All right. I mean, I guess. I guess we could get into. To wrap it up. We can get into Super Bowl. I can't believe that our team is in the Super Bowl. But here we are. Illinois, Chicago and Belmont. Hold on, let me take this right now because I'm on a little bit of a heat ski. [01:47:06] Speaker A: I'm going to college basketball. [01:47:08] Speaker B: Anything really, but college basketball primarily. Yeah. [01:47:11] Speaker A: You know which team I like? [01:47:12] Speaker B: Got 645 in the Nebraska. [01:47:14] Speaker A: I watched them. I thought they. I like the look of their team. [01:47:17] Speaker B: I like the way they play. You like the corn husks? [01:47:19] Speaker A: I do. I like the way they play. [01:47:21] Speaker B: You like. Anything about this Waste Management Open by any chance? [01:47:26] Speaker A: Waste Management's one of those tournaments that's tough to like because it's so wild. [01:47:30] Speaker B: It's like a pie. It's like a big party. [01:47:32] Speaker A: Yeah, I don't think you ever get like go top 10 Scotty Scheffler. If he's playing, you just pick something like that. It's definitely gonna cash. It's probably not. It's probably like negative money too. [01:47:49] Speaker B: Okay. All right. [01:47:50] Speaker A: See if oddberg's playing in the. In the waste management open. [01:47:53] Speaker B: Who? [01:47:55] Speaker A: Oddberg. [01:47:59] Speaker B: Oddberg? [01:48:00] Speaker A: Yeah, I think it's oddberg. Berg, you see him? No. [01:48:11] Speaker B: Berg. Well, listen, if he's not here, then like, I mean, Billy Horsh. [01:48:20] Speaker A: Wait, hold on, hold on. [01:48:21] Speaker B: Billy horsh is plus 500. 500,000. So like if I was put $1 on Billy Horse. [01:48:26] Speaker A: First of all, it already started. Today's Thursday. No, today's Friday, dude. [01:48:30] Speaker B: Started yesterday. [01:48:31] Speaker A: Oh my God. I didn't even see this. [01:48:36] Speaker B: You're a bag of. Hideki Matsuyama is the outright winner leader right now. [01:48:43] Speaker A: Yeah, I guarantee. I got this fucking game. They get a guy's name where I'm guaranteed Jake Knapp. [01:48:51] Speaker B: Scotty Chef. Scotty Chef. There's no place 2500. You mean Daniel Burger? [01:48:56] Speaker A: No, no, dude, come on, stop. [01:48:59] Speaker B: What about Minho Min Woo Lee or Ramus Orchestra? [01:49:06] Speaker A: Yeah. No. Luke Ludwig Aberg. He got cut. He got cut this week. So good. I'm glad I didn't. That was last week. Whenever he played Torrey Pines, he got cut. [01:49:17] Speaker B: Justin Young, Max Homa, Brian Campbell. [01:49:25] Speaker A: I could pitch a Max homer. Having a decent. [01:49:28] Speaker B: He's plus 11,500 to win. [01:49:30] Speaker A: Yeah. Because he's probably. We see when the tournament starts, it's like now we look like already started. Dude, two days. All right. [01:49:41] Speaker B: Super Bowl. Super bowl betting. Like, so, like, I don't have my super bowl betting card. I don't have one bet in for the Super Bowl. Just. [01:49:49] Speaker A: Can you pick who's in the Final Four for basketball? [01:49:54] Speaker B: Yeah, probably. Per chance. Per. [01:49:57] Speaker A: Maybe check to see if you can get Nebraska in the Final Four. [01:50:04] Speaker B: Okay, let me see. Let me see what I can do. [01:50:09] Speaker A: I feel like they lost a few games in a row. They were out a couple guys. They played Michigan. They played them very well, and they were out there good guys. And I like the way they play, so I like that a lot. I like them. I bet you're getting good value right now. [01:50:25] Speaker B: Okay. They're plus 2,800 to win the whole thing. And they're plus 450 to make the Final Four. [01:50:37] Speaker A: I kind of like that bet a lot. I like that bet a lot. I bet you they're like ranked like 9.9or 10th overall right now in the country. [01:50:48] Speaker B: Well, I mean, they are a top. This is a top 12 option. 100%. [01:50:52] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:50:53] Speaker B: Between Arizona, Michigan, Duke, Houston, Yukon, Illinois, Iowa State, Gonzaga. [01:50:59] Speaker A: They were undefeated. They were out a few guys. They lost a few in a row or at least one or two games they lost. What's their record of the 33 and 2 or something? 21 and 2. I don't even know. [01:51:09] Speaker B: I don't know their conference. [01:51:10] Speaker A: I don't know how many games they have. I. I would. I would. That. That would be my early pick right now in NCAA basketball. I like that. [01:51:15] Speaker B: If plus 50. I think you might like this maybe a little bit better. They're plus 1500 to win their conference. [01:51:23] Speaker A: Is it Big Ten? Is that Nebraska? [01:51:26] Speaker B: That's what Illinois and Michigan. [01:51:29] Speaker A: They might have trouble doing that just because they lost a couple conference games. They're probably like third. [01:51:35] Speaker B: I know you have a. You have a turn. They do a tournament. [01:51:39] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, you're right. They do do a tournament. [01:51:41] Speaker B: They do a little tournament. That's what I'm saying. That's why conference winners in basketball, it's a little bit different. All it takes. [01:51:48] Speaker A: Oh, I'm so retarded. You're right. I like that. What is it? Plus 1500. Yeah, I like that. Michigan is full of all Stars. They don't play good. It doesn't seem like they play great team ball. Nebraska plays good team ball. That's what I like about them. Couple white boys on there, you know. [01:52:06] Speaker B: Couple of popcorn brothers. [01:52:07] Speaker A: Yeah. Who's the fucking coach? Hoiberg. Is it hoiberg? Fred hoiberg. Does that make sense as the coach and his son's on the team? [01:52:14] Speaker B: I don't know. [01:52:15] Speaker A: His son's a pretty good little player. I'm pretty sure it's Fred hoiberg. [01:52:18] Speaker B: See? [01:52:18] Speaker A: Who's the coach? Nebraska. Coach. Nebraska basketball. Fred hoiberg. Hoiberg. [01:52:28] Speaker B: This guy. [01:52:29] Speaker A: I'm telling you. I'm telling you. Christ. Got a nice little lefty on the team. The kid, number 21, was shooting the lights out. I like Nebraska. That's. That's the bet right now in NCAA basketball. And guess what I have that's. I haven't watched much. [01:52:43] Speaker B: Plus 500 score touchdowns. [01:52:48] Speaker A: That's lower than I thought. It is. I thought it would have been higher just because he hasn't had a lot of usage right now. Even though the eek man said 3 to 1, he saw it at so 500. [01:52:56] Speaker B: I guess he's seen 3 to 1. [01:52:59] Speaker A: No idea. Anytime, Tutty. I'll be throwing a little money on that. [01:53:06] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:53:06] Speaker A: Super bowl bets. [01:53:08] Speaker B: Yeah, we can. Yeah. So we can get into that. [01:53:11] Speaker A: Let's do that quick. [01:53:11] Speaker B: We would. Yeah. That's probably our final thing here is our super. [01:53:15] Speaker A: You wanted to prop it. What do you think? [01:53:17] Speaker B: Also, before we get into this, Tom. Rob Gronkowski made a really, really, really good point. Yeah. Did you hear what Gronk had to say about this? [01:53:25] Speaker A: No. [01:53:26] Speaker B: Gronk told Kay Adams, who. I don't know if she's seeing anybody right now, but if I was ever in the same space her, you would see. [01:53:34] Speaker A: You're throwing your hat in that ring. [01:53:36] Speaker B: I'm. [01:53:38] Speaker A: Throwing it right in. Right in. [01:53:42] Speaker B: Anywho. Yeah, 100%. I think I should probably get paired up with a girl that's in sports, that's into sports. [01:53:49] Speaker A: Bang. [01:53:49] Speaker B: That's in the sports. [01:53:50] Speaker A: You did try that before. That worked out swimmingly for you. [01:53:53] Speaker B: Yeah, that definitely worked out great. The first time I ran that project. That definitely ran Swift. Gronk said this the reason why he hasn't come out, because the whole thing about Tom Brady doesn't have a dog in the fight, but yet he literally, just like earlier this summer, said that he's a patriot for life, holding the odds. Everyone's basically like, how in the fuck is this guy not just going to say that he wants the Patriots when he played 20 years for him, six rings, whatever. All right, listen, Gronk said this. He said, I'm telling you right now, reason why Tom is not saying who he wants to win because he's pissed that it's not him playing in that Super. Super Bowl. Said that he would want to be the one that's being. That's playing quarterback in the Super Bowl. That's why he's doing it. I'm like, damn. So he's spiteful that he's still not playing and that's in the Super Bowl. [01:54:43] Speaker A: Here's my point. [01:54:44] Speaker B: That's a little crazy. [01:54:45] Speaker A: No, here's my point about Thomas Edward Patrick Brady. Okay. I think that for his entire life, he's had, like, good PR in terms of, like, he's learned how to deal with the media. And I think he's looking at his position as a commentator and an owner that he can't pick a side. I think that that's. I think that's a wrong move for him because it's natural to pick a side, especially when you have allegiances. [01:55:16] Speaker B: There are certain. He's definitely allowed to pick a winner. He's not saying that like he would. [01:55:20] Speaker A: I think, because he's not commentating the game. Game. If he was commentating the game, it'd be a different story. I'd say stay away from. [01:55:25] Speaker B: He's not even broadcasting the game. [01:55:27] Speaker A: Yeah. So I think that deep down, people are trying to say that he hates the Patriots. I don't believe that whatsoever. I think he's in full PR mode. So that's the way I'm looking at it. Do I even give a if Tom Brady hates the Patriots? No. I don't give two shits if any. He gave us six titles. He was unbelievable here when he was here. He did everything right here. In fact, I would say that we kind of treated him wrong the past couple years before he left that we didn't put enough pieces around him and we should have done it. Look, what. He went to the Bucks and ended up winning a title. He definitely had the skill. [01:56:03] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:56:04] Speaker A: We probably could have got one or two more titles out of him, at least appearances. So if anything, we owe Tom Brady more than Tom Brady owes us. That's my opinion. [01:56:13] Speaker B: You should have paid literally any X amount of dollar that Tom Brady. [01:56:16] Speaker A: But I'M not even saying. I'm saying even as a fan, we owe Tom Brady more than Tom Brady owes us. He already gave us everything in spades. Who gives a what he actually thinks. I don't care that he doesn't live in Boston. That don't give two shits. To me, people trying to compare. Compare him to Larry Bird, cuz Larry Bird went away, went for the paces and all that. Who gives a. Larry Bird did what he did for the Celtics back in the 80s, won three titles. He put us back on the map. Tom Brady will live in infamy, I mean, not infamy forever as a New England patriot and what he did for us, making us all these championships. So who gives a fuck? I don't really give two shits that he don't want to live in Boston. I don't want to fucking live in Boston anymore. All this fucking weather. Who gives two shits? [01:57:07] Speaker B: I think he also, Tom Brady knows how like much of a sway he has in the game. And like him just coming out and just saying something like that. He knew, he knew he'd just like we get the boys riled up. He just get people fired up. If anything, if you're a Patriots fan, you actually don't mind this because it's bulletin board material. It's just bulletin board material. Just an extra thing in the media because a lot of people been talking about how lucky we are to be here. I mean, for fuck's sake, the guy that played 20 years for us, like, he ain't even picking you. If I'm Vrabel. I'm also including that in the. In the bulletin board material. I think it is stupid. I think it's very dumb that he just doesn't come out and say like he's with New England, but he's got a lot of people pissed off. I think his teammates definitely are a little disgruntled that he's not coming out and saying it. And he's kind of like being more big body about and being like, oh, well, I don't have a dog in this fight. It's like, all right, man. I guess it's like it's not like you weren't just here 10 years ago verse the same team in one. So it is what it is though. Everybody gets there. Listen, everybody gets the. [01:58:21] Speaker A: I think people, I think even Portnoy, who cares? Like, that's my point. It's like, what do you give a fuck? Even if he felt that way, he gave us what he gave us. I don't expect people to fucking. I don't think that Tom Brady's a fan of anybody. That's what I look at it as. [01:58:37] Speaker B: Tom Brady literally is quite, quite literally a fan of. This is what super Tom Brady. [01:58:42] Speaker A: Super people that are super. Like, you see Michael Jordan, like, pounding down the. No, he's a goat. He's a God. What? You know what I mean? It's not like he's like, oh, I'm rooting for the bill. No, he's out golfing, smoking cigars. That's what he's doing. He's enjoying his life. Yeah. It's like. Okay, so let's get to some bets that we like on the Super Bowl. First of all, Pat's are definitely winning. I don't even. The more I see this, I think the play. [01:59:09] Speaker B: I just want to kind of piggyback on his idea. I think the play is Seahawks score first. Okay. That number from 185, I think of what it is right now is going to probably jump somewhere around to 240. [01:59:20] Speaker A: What do you mean you think the Seahawks will score him first? [01:59:23] Speaker B: Venom lies. I'm saying if. If they do double down bet the paths live. Do you know the paths have never won in Pacific time zone? [01:59:38] Speaker A: Is that true? [01:59:39] Speaker B: Yeah, I seen it on pmc. [01:59:42] Speaker A: How's that possible? Isn't Arizona in the Pacific time zone? [01:59:45] Speaker B: No. It's in the mountain zone. [01:59:47] Speaker A: No. [01:59:48] Speaker B: Okay, then I don't know what the fuck they were talking about then. [01:59:51] Speaker A: Is that true? [01:59:54] Speaker B: Pretty sure is. [01:59:55] Speaker A: Scott Sale in Mountain West. [01:59:57] Speaker B: Hold on. See what, like, let's talk about stats that don't matter. [02:00:04] Speaker A: I like this bet a lot and I would bet it on either side. I do like it on both sides. Seattle Seahawks. To attempt to pass from on or inside the New England Patriots one yard line. Just to attempt. Yes. Is plus 550. That's a nice one. I do like that. That's got crazy value. I like novelty props, but I don't know why I can't see. Oh, first touchdown score. Jersey number under 10 and a half plus 120. I don't hate that at all. [02:00:53] Speaker B: What is it? [02:00:54] Speaker A: The jersey number being under the number ten and a half for the first. That means booty. That means digs. [02:01:01] Speaker B: Booty, pop digs. May Kenneth Walker. That's it. [02:01:09] Speaker A: That's. I know you got the running back, though, on that side. I do like that one. That's +120. [02:01:15] Speaker B: Seeking 120. [02:01:19] Speaker A: So I have to look into. I always bet the anthem. I have to look into Charlie Plutz, what he's doing. I have never lost an anthem bet except one time, which I felt like they stopped it wrong. That was kind of aggravating. I forget who it was. I think was it. It was the. Could it have been Luke Combs? Did Luke Combs do it one year? [02:01:37] Speaker B: I have no idea. [02:01:38] Speaker A: I feel like there was a country singer one time where it kind of fucking. It was a fat country singer. I don't know if Luke Combs did it, but one of them Charlie Puth. I'll have to get down and dirty on it. Any music people reach out. I'd have to see what he's. The problem is is that a lot of this shit leaks because if the people that will go to the rehearsal. The rehearsal. So if you see that line move at all, just fucking bet it. It's free money. You see that jump? You see like over jump real high. Negative. It goes from like an even number to like negative 250. Negative 300. Just put your money on it to get. Get money going in. It's definitely gonna hit. I feel like Charlie Puth is gonna be a low. A low time. He's not gonna drag it out. [02:02:24] Speaker B: It's not on here right now. [02:02:26] Speaker A: No. I don't see it on DraftKings. [02:02:27] Speaker B: So that's. [02:02:28] Speaker A: This might have to go to like. [02:02:30] Speaker B: Yeah, this. This podcast is brought to you by DraftKings. We're a DraftKings partner. [02:02:33] Speaker A: I always bet tails. I'm thinking about betting heads as a switch up. I don't know why. [02:02:41] Speaker B: I wouldn't mind. Also most. I like. I'm gonna bet this right now actually because I like it so much. Hold on. It's most rushing yachts in the game by player and plus 500. I'm going Drake May. I think Drake May is going to have the most rushing yards. [02:03:00] Speaker A: That could be bad for us scoring wise. Like thinking like if he has to run the ball a lot, that could be bad for our offense. It could also mean. Also mean he's just fucking extending plays. So I guess it's not bad. I could picture him having a big run. I would wonder what his over under for his longest run would be. It's probably his longest rush. I'm guessing it's going to be like 12 and a half. I'd go over on that, but give me a look on that. I also love this bet that I might go Hammer Time on. We're talking MC Hammer time. I'm thinking this is my game plan for this bet. Mike Frable, Josh McDaniels offensive lineman to score a touchdown or I wonder if does it have to be offensive though? I would like any lineman to score a touchdown. [02:03:56] Speaker B: Yes. [02:03:57] Speaker A: Plus 22. [02:03:57] Speaker B: See right there. Most rushing yards in the game. Plus 500. Drake May. [02:04:02] Speaker A: What's the longest rush though? Can you look up that? [02:04:04] Speaker B: Yeah, I could look that up. [02:04:06] Speaker A: What's his longest Russian yet? Russian props. Let me look at this. Longest rush. Okay, it's 15. [02:04:16] Speaker B: No. Longest rush. [02:04:18] Speaker A: Yep. 15 plus. Am I right? [02:04:21] Speaker B: Play with longest rush. Longest rush. Over, under. Longest rush. Well, you can move it. [02:04:27] Speaker A: Yeah, you can move it. [02:04:28] Speaker B: You can move it. So you don't have a legit. [02:04:30] Speaker A: No. Longest rush. Over, under. He's 14 and a half. If you go to the over, under. Oh, Travion Henderson. Over. Eight and a half ain't bad. It's. How many touches are they gonna touch? [02:04:47] Speaker B: How many touches does he get though? Dude, eight and a half. He's gotta break one. [02:04:52] Speaker A: It's one. I mean he just gets a ten yard rush. It's over. [02:04:54] Speaker B: Yeah. Nine yard, nine yard rush. It's. [02:05:03] Speaker A: I really like, I do like, like, like one of the linemen to score a touchdown. Plus 2200. I like, I'm gonna probably sprinkle a little bit on a quarterback to catch a pass. I think that's 1100 just to catch a reception. I think they're gonna do some trickery stuff they always do in every Super Bowl. [02:05:17] Speaker B: You got Josh, Josh McDaniels 2 for 4 in Super Bowls doing trick plays, having other people, because I know it's like +185 for three total people outside of the quarterbacks to throw a pass. [02:05:31] Speaker A: So it's just throw a pass. Not even a touchdown. [02:05:34] Speaker B: Throw a pass. [02:05:35] Speaker A: Put your house on that. Someone's throwing a pass. 100%. Yeah, put your house on that one. I didn't know that. I thought it. Yeah, 100%. That's not even a question that's happening. It's just when it's going to happen. Daddy needs a couple squares to hit. That's all I'm going to tell you right now. [02:05:53] Speaker B: Do you. You don't have the numbers yet or anything? [02:05:56] Speaker A: No, they should be all getting released today. I'm in a couple big ones. We'll see what happens. I'm in like I probably got at least a piece of probably 8 to 10 $500 squares. [02:06:08] Speaker B: Wow. [02:06:09] Speaker A: So we hoping for a big, big number. I want to start. If I start with 00, will there. [02:06:17] Speaker B: Be a two point conversion attempt? Plus 155 plus 295 if it's converted. Race to 10 points. Seahawks 176. Patriots 143. [02:06:38] Speaker A: All right, we could talk a little game plan. I think that if the Patriots. If the Patriots just get into Sam Donald's head, this game's over. I think that that's the thing. They need to come out flying. They need to hit these motherfuckers hard all game long. They need to be just. I'm telling you, JSN comes over the middle, fucking drop his ass. You that's. I would do that every fucking time. Who cares about a penalty? Put it in their head. That's what you need to do. Hit Sam Donald early blitz, apply pressure, make them beat you some other way. Kenneth Walker is a solid player. He's never going to beat you. He's never going to, like, outright take over a game. [02:07:16] Speaker B: And if he does, yeah, he shouldn't. Shame on you. [02:07:19] Speaker A: I think Milton Williams is going to absolutely dominate the interior line. That's what he's there for. I think that. I think they're in. What's it, Bradford? Who's their interior guy? Bradbury or Bradford? One of those gay names. Going to get absolutely dominated by our interior line. I see this being. I could. I know that people think that the Seahawks are going to just absolutely smoke us. I could see the flip. I could see the reverse real easily because as soon as there's a ton of pressure on fucking Sam Donald, it usually doesn't work out. [02:07:49] Speaker B: We haven't got smoked all year. [02:07:52] Speaker A: I always take the better defense. I think we have the better defense. And I don't think the Seahawks have a bad defense. I think they have a pretty good defense. I think they're six, right? [02:07:59] Speaker B: I don't think they're either. [02:08:01] Speaker A: Their safety's apparently limping. Limping up a storm. [02:08:04] Speaker B: Nick or Wumawari. [02:08:05] Speaker A: We'll see what happens with that. [02:08:07] Speaker B: He'll get shot up with some dumbness. [02:08:09] Speaker A: If we can get an over under on fucking Booty, his longest catch, I would take the Olva no matter what the number is. [02:08:15] Speaker B: Oh, well. Yeah. So I'm probably going to put $100 right now on Booty. I'm going to do it live on the show. Where is it? Yeah, Kayshawn. Booty plus one. Now it's down to plus 135. I'm pretty sure when I said it last week, it was plus 165. Booty to have 40 receiving yards. Definitely think Booty can have at least 40 receiving yards. He's a big play guy. I like Kyle Williams to score a touchdown. What does she have? [02:08:44] Speaker A: K Sean Booty over 18 and a half for his longest catch. [02:08:51] Speaker B: Plus 320 to score a touchdown. Kyle Williams to score touchdowns plus 1300. [02:08:58] Speaker A: I mean I could see that too. [02:09:00] Speaker B: You want? I. I didn't know if this is a real prop or not. Says Jake Bobo's receiving yards is one yard. [02:09:06] Speaker A: That's definitely it. [02:09:08] Speaker B: Plus 27 receiving yards. I'm definitely actually going to put that in something. Yeah. Jake Bobo plus 155 to get one. [02:09:14] Speaker A: I like, I like Matt Collins in his own defense. I'm pretty sure I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure that the Seahawks play the most zone defense in the league which that means I would take Diggs is over. I would take Matt Collins over Dig Dig feasts on zone. So I think that'd be a mistake if they play zone as much zone as they do. [02:09:36] Speaker B: I think, I think the Hunter Henry's gonna have to have his. Not his work cut out for him, but like I think he's definitely going to be catching some balls. They have Rasheed Shahid's line at 25 yards. He's a big play guy. [02:09:54] Speaker A: So big play. He's not going to be possession receiver. [02:09:57] Speaker B: He's like drag row deep. [02:10:00] Speaker A: That's. [02:10:00] Speaker B: That's all he does as long as Colin Davis doesn't hold his ass the whole time. Ah yeah. [02:10:06] Speaker A: Listen, if we protect the ball, we don't turn over the ball. We don't make stupid mistakes. [02:10:11] Speaker B: The line has stayed the same. Four and a half. Four and a half coming our way. I like four and a half coming our way. I mean like that could be a 200 just on plus four and a half but plus 190 is not bad either. [02:10:28] Speaker A: Moneyline take bolt sprinkle each way. [02:10:32] Speaker B: Oh, I forgot to take whatever. [02:10:34] Speaker A: 500 each one. [02:10:36] Speaker B: I don't think Drake may be in the like the most rusher out of the whole game is bad. Like we've only allowed a rusher to go over I think 50 or 60 yards. Four times this so far this, this year. Milton Williams didn't play in any of those games. [02:10:52] Speaker A: Here's what I'll say about this. [02:10:53] Speaker B: I like under 72 yards for Kenneth Walker. [02:10:56] Speaker A: Here's what I'll say. I actually like that too. If Drake May is the leading rusher on the team, it means we have to pass the ball more because we're in more passing formations. He's scrambling. If Ramondre Stevenson is the Leading rusher on the team. That means we're actually pounding the fucking rock and we're controlling the game. So that's what scares me about betting him. You're basically asking for either a shootout or we're behind the whole game. You know what I'm saying? [02:11:25] Speaker B: I get what you say. I get what you're saying. [02:11:27] Speaker A: I don't see it out of the realm of possibility. Either way, it could be a shootout. [02:11:33] Speaker B: Depends on what kind of Sam Donald. You get, to be honest, because you don't know what kind of. You don't. [02:11:38] Speaker A: Did he waste all his magic in the NFC Championship? [02:11:41] Speaker B: They also played two teams. Teams. They got so lucky. They played two teams that they've, like, already played twice. [02:11:48] Speaker A: I know. [02:11:48] Speaker B: Like, dad has so much help when you. Oh, a thousand percent, like, opposed to us. Like, we didn't play the Texans this year. I'm pretty sure. [02:11:56] Speaker A: No, we didn't. [02:11:57] Speaker B: We didn't play the Broncos this year. [02:11:59] Speaker A: Nope, we didn't. We didn't play the Charges. [02:12:01] Speaker B: The Charges either. So, like, we had to prepare for teams that we didn't even fucking play. They played two teams that as being the one. See, they played the two teams in their division. They played them the third time each time and cracked them. [02:12:17] Speaker A: Did you. I listened to the Bus under the Boys podcast with Rabel because I wanted to listen to a little bit of Rabel, see what he was saying. [02:12:22] Speaker B: I gotta listen to that. [02:12:24] Speaker A: I could fucking see why people fucking love this guy, number one. I knew it anyways. But just in general, he's. I can see why he gets the people going. One of. One of the things that he did say, and I know you touched on this before. We touched on it last week a little bit. And I thought that was like, one of the main things I pulled out of this interview was that they said, what's the one, like, the biggest misconception from coaching this team? Like, what's the biggest misconception you see people talking about? He basically said that Stefon Diggs is a bad teammate. Everyone loves him. [02:12:59] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:13:00] Speaker A: He's got friendships with all these guys, staff members. He's not toxic whatsoever. He's, like, just an unbelievable guy. They have a great relationship. So that was actually one thing that I pulled from. And I. You know, everyone had that thing that he was a fucking diva. Doesn't seem like that at all. And I think that they're ready to play for Rabel. I'd fucking. I'm ready to run through a fucking wall for Rabel. [02:13:23] Speaker B: That's What I'm saying, if you're. If again, if you're a Patriots fan, right? And Mike von. Coach Dia. Hurrah. Drake may lost by one vote. Awesome bulletin board. Todd Brady ain't picking you in the Super bowl. Bulletin board. Everybody's. 70 of the bets are on the Seahawks. Awesome bulletin board. What else you want? [02:13:45] Speaker A: Cortland Sutton saying that he should be playing the Seahawks. Bulletin board. Everyone. [02:13:50] Speaker B: Everyone okay, pal. Yeah. Hey. [02:13:52] Speaker A: Everyone's been talking. [02:13:54] Speaker B: Welcome. Welcome to Mexico. How can we take your order? This is later. [02:13:58] Speaker A: This is too. [02:13:59] Speaker B: Was like. Yeah. 30, 35, 7. Seahawks. All right. You sour two. [02:14:06] Speaker A: Josh Allen's rooting for the Seahawks. Everyone's rooting against you. Yeah, I would put up. This is 2001 all over again. [02:14:13] Speaker B: It. It's. [02:14:14] Speaker A: It. It's kind of seeming like that crazy underdogs, young quarterback. We have no chance. Great defense, a young coach. They're trying to say, you know what I mean? Even though he won. Coaches, this is very similar to that fucking. That fucking 2001 Super Bowl. We never had a chance. The greatest show on turf. That's what they're trying to make. [02:14:34] Speaker B: The greatest show on turf. [02:14:36] Speaker A: We can't touch them. They're explosive. They beat us in every. Every thing. You see all these people. Everyone on ESPN, 11 people on ESPN, all 11 pick the Seahawks. You got them. Them ranking. The only thing that they say that we have better of is. Is a coaching staff. Everything else they're trying to say they Seahawks. You're trying to say, Sam Donald might be better than Drake. May. That. [02:14:55] Speaker B: That. That to me is crazy, bro. Like, that to me is crazy. Like, where was Sam Donald in the jsn. Where was Sam Donald in the mvp? JSN saved Sam Donald. Like, you have no idea. [02:15:05] Speaker A: Oh, it's not even a question. JSN is their only hope. [02:15:08] Speaker B: So I'm with Al Like a Kobe Bryant in the Olympics. Run through a motherfucker's chest, take the 15 yards, take, like, smack. I would. I would try whoever. Just lay a body right into the little legit middle of the solar plexus. See you later. [02:15:25] Speaker A: That's how that team. Jsn, they're gonna come over the middle. They're gonna try to go soft, like, into soft zones. You deck this, you hit him every way possible. Knock him out of the game. Knock Donald out of the game. Who's the backup? I want to see the backup. [02:15:41] Speaker B: I don't even know. [02:15:42] Speaker A: Can you bet four people are throwing a pass. Probably both quarterbacks fucking the backup for Seattle and Then one of our players. Those are the four people throwing a pass because Sam Donald's dead. Dead. He looks like a fucking thumb. I think hairy thumb is what he looks like. [02:15:58] Speaker B: I think. I think they most definitely get Sam Donald. People are sleeping on our pass rush. Like. Like, this dude has the Great Wall of China blocking for him. Dude, like, listen, stunt. [02:16:12] Speaker A: They're gonna do stunts up the middle. [02:16:13] Speaker B: They're gonna. They're gonna stunt on a motherfucker. Yeah. [02:16:16] Speaker A: Stun up the middle. Fucking. And they're coming for your ass, Donald. You better hope. You better hope Kenneth Walker has a big game. Take the pressure off you. [02:16:23] Speaker B: Yeah, they're gonna dump it off to him a ton. 100%. I agree. I agree. But time will tell. I think the Patriots are in a really good spot in the sense of, like, how this is all playing out. Everyone thinks it's a joke that we're here. Everyone thinks we're gonna get blown out. 70. What do you want to. You have that shot? 70% of the money's on the Seahawks. [02:16:51] Speaker A: Yes, I do. Hold on. [02:16:58] Speaker B: It's like, do I throw 50 bucks? [02:17:00] Speaker A: All right, bet percentage. 58 of the bets are on the Seahawks. 58% of the money is on the Seahawks. The under. People like the under the best. [02:17:09] Speaker B: I also agree. 20 to 17. [02:17:11] Speaker A: The money's 58%. 64% bet Moneyline, Seattle, 35% bet New England, 75. 76% of the money line money is on Seattle. [02:17:26] Speaker B: It's like people. People, like, are just watching these playoffs from a far. And, like, they're seeing that, like, again, the Seahawks beat the San Francisco 49ers, 41:6. And then the Seahawks beat up on the Rams again for the fucking third time. It's like, whoopty fucking. Dude. Dude. [02:17:41] Speaker A: This shows me in my head looking at this, because you always go, oppo, this is a New England money line. New England game and an O of a game. That's what it's saying. That's what the money's saying. [02:17:56] Speaker B: Oh, man. Come Sunday, my chest is. My. My chest is going to be draw. Where you watch the game. [02:18:01] Speaker A: I'm going to my father in law's. [02:18:03] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:18:03] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:18:04] Speaker B: Nice. [02:18:04] Speaker A: So I'll get to get over there. Yes. It'll be full. My butthole will be puckering up. We'll be full anxiety. That's fine. I'd rather be that than the Kansas City Chiefs. [02:18:16] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:18:16] Speaker A: You know, be a liberal from Melrose that votes for the Chiefs. You know? You know what I mean? It feels good to be us, right? [02:18:25] Speaker B: Now I like, listen, just like, oh, we all we got, we all we need. I like us. Everyone's been asking me, all because they, they know I'm, I'm huge. I'm in on the game, I bet. Yada, yada, yada. What do you think about the game? How do you think we match up versus Seahawks? I like us. But they have jsn. I like us. I like us. They have a good defense too. I like us. We have a great defense. We have a great defense. Yeah. No, no shit. Our offense has been down. We fucking have been like. Has anyone seen the elements that we've had to play in? [02:19:00] Speaker A: They don't get that. What the defenses. [02:19:02] Speaker B: We understand what the fuck's going on. It's like a fucking monsoon happening, guys. Yeah, no shit. We can't run a legit high powered offense. Okay. Like the week before that, another fucking shitty game versus an unbelievable like, dude. What do you think would have happened if the Texans played the Seahawks, bro? Sam Donald would have got put on his ass, dude, multiple times by what's his face. [02:19:26] Speaker A: I don't think they would have got through the Tech. The Texans. [02:19:29] Speaker B: I don't think they would have got through Denver either. But hey, listen, you're on that side. We're on this side. When it comes Sunday and Charlie Puth sings the national anthem, after that we get the flip a coin and we play football. You versus let's dance. That's how I would. That's what I hope. Like, is the mentality of just like, we are gonna go to war. Like, we've gone to war all year long. Everyone's doubted you. Everyone's still doubting you. Everyone thinks you're lucky to be like, you know much that would piss me off as a player being like, we worked so fucking hard. We've won the last 14 out of 15 games. We've worked our ass off. And people just think it's all lucky. [02:20:13] Speaker A: Listen, they're gonna have a fire under their ass. They have to. I mean, it's the last game. Everyone's gonna have a fire under their ass. I think that we have all the bulletin board material. Let's go and get this done. Me and Nico are gonna actually put together a. Maybe a prop list for each thing you want to do. Like a novelty prop. Sure, some. Let's do five picks each. We'll throw it up on the socials. No one even pays attention to socials. But we'll put it out there because we put our decks on the table. [02:20:34] Speaker B: We had to do Novelty or like, I'll collective props. And in total of what we want. [02:20:39] Speaker A: Why don't we just do five each where you pick what you want to do? Okay, I'm gonna definitely. Mine will be severe novelty. I might even. [02:20:45] Speaker B: And mine will be more. And mine will be more player. Player focused, so. Which is great. [02:20:49] Speaker A: Do you know what I used to, like, back in the day, they used to have this list that used to go around that. I don't know if people do it anymore or I haven't seen it. And if someone does this pool, I would love to do this pool. You got to pick like, 50, 60 different props, and if you got the most number of props correctly, you win the pool. [02:21:03] Speaker B: Yeah, that'd be. [02:21:04] Speaker A: I mean, that's. I gotta run that back next year. That was elite. [02:21:08] Speaker B: That seems elite. [02:21:11] Speaker A: Yeah. Props is where it's at. It's fun of that way. And guess what? Here's the thing. Sometimes I'd like to stay away from the lines, especially when the Patriots are involved, because then you get into double depression. God forbid they lose. Then you. You know what I mean? Take money line. Then you'd like, want to kill yourself. But you get. You throw some fucking props in there, it's still fun to play around with it. Yeah, that's just a superstition thing for me. So I'm a big prop guy. And Super Bowl. That's the best part of the Super Bowl. Squares and props. [02:21:46] Speaker B: Yeah, right now I don't have any props. I'm looking. I mean, I don't have any squares, so I'm looking for them. [02:21:51] Speaker A: So I'm definitely gonna give you an over under on the fucking. On this anthem. [02:21:55] Speaker B: Them. [02:21:55] Speaker A: I'm gonna put some research in, a little bit of research. Then we're gonna go. I would assume we're gonna go heads of tails. You're always gonna pick tails. Usually I'm gonna go heads this year. Gatorade color. I have to look into that because there is. There is standards. I don't know if they've thrown any. [02:22:11] Speaker B: Pretty sure. Well, I just. They asked Drake what his favorite Gatorade color was. I'm pretty sure he said purple. Maybe they have that on the sideline. I don't know. I don't know. [02:22:23] Speaker A: It's always what's closer. Purple's a good bet, though. [02:22:25] Speaker B: On this day in history, 2017 was the 28 to 3 comeback. [02:22:29] Speaker A: No, that was yesterday. [02:22:32] Speaker B: Yesterday, on this day. [02:22:33] Speaker A: That's fine. That was the best. That's one of the best days of my life. [02:22:36] Speaker B: Yeah, it was. That was one of the best facts. Watching that was like. It was like watching real life superhero type. Like, I don't even know. Like, you just don't even know. You can't unless you watch it. You don't know what actually you. [02:22:48] Speaker A: It's going to be a hell of a story. [02:22:49] Speaker B: That's it. Yeah, it's gonna be one hell of a story. And then, like, this just makes me believe that it's never over until the fat lady literally has sung, bro. Like, this is. This game is a replicated of why you play until the last final whistle. [02:23:05] Speaker A: Just two two point conversions in that game. [02:23:08] Speaker B: I mean, crazy. It was just this team literally their pants, bro. [02:23:16] Speaker A: That's because Matt Ryan's a bum. And after that Julio Jones catch, another crazy catch that you thought, how did they do it again? We got another stupid catch. We had the Mario Manaham catch, the David Tyreek catch, and then you have that Julio Jones insane catch. Then it's a sack. Was it a strip fumble sack? [02:23:33] Speaker B: That was crazy. Like, Jules catching the ball over the middle at like two minutes left. That was insane. [02:23:38] Speaker A: It's just crazy. All right. I guess we'll keep it at that. We'll see if the Super Bowl. Let's hope we got a Pats win. What else do we have? Do we have anything else? No. [02:23:48] Speaker B: That's it. That's it. [02:23:49] Speaker A: All right. [02:23:50] Speaker B: That's it, guys. [02:23:50] Speaker A: Clean, you fatsucker. You Seahawks. [02:23:54] Speaker B: We all we got. [02:23:56] Speaker A: I guess we're all we need. Inside. Ra.