Episode Transcript
[00:00:46] Speaker A: Wow. Wow.
[00:00:47] Speaker B: That's some big news that we can't tell on the podcast yet, but some people are just born scumbags. They've been scumbags their entire life. And you try to, like, you know, I don't know, you try to give them the benefit of the doubt, and that's just what it is. They are what they are.
[00:01:01] Speaker A: Every time you reach a hand, though, they just. Just snatch. They snatch, grab.
[00:01:05] Speaker B: Some people don't change. It is what it is, and you just got to learn that at an early age. I feel like we've learned that long time.
[00:01:12] Speaker A: It's not. This is not. This is not breaking news, but this is breaking a new barrier. Being a scumbag, in my opinion, that's nuts. That is crazy, crazy work.
[00:01:23] Speaker B: And it sucks because we can't even get into it.
[00:01:24] Speaker A: We can't even really get into it. Yeah. So, like, I. We. If we both hate who we're being right now, because we don't fuck with people like that. We're like, say it. Don't. Don't just beat around it. Just say it. But, yeah, be a good person. It's not that hard.
And also, when people are nice to you, be nice to them back.
That's cool, right?
[00:01:45] Speaker B: Seems easy.
[00:01:46] Speaker A: Seems easy.
I'm back. I'm not dead. I'm here. Al did a great job on his own, as always.
Yeah, sack of shit. I am.
I didn't get.
[00:01:58] Speaker B: You just fall asleep? Did you just wake up?
[00:02:00] Speaker A: Yeah, I didn't wake up, but what.
[00:02:01] Speaker B: Was up with that prompt I was getting? Did you have, like, a do not disturb on?
[00:02:04] Speaker A: What prompt did you get?
[00:02:05] Speaker B: It was like, this guy cannot come to. This guy's phone is not accepting messages at this time. Or something like that. I'm not accepting phone calls at this time.
It was a weird prompt. I'd have to go back and play.
Was like, either like, your phone was off. So I looked it up. They said it could be on. Do not disturb. The phone could be off.
Or you could be out of service.
[00:02:26] Speaker A: Like, my. My phone bill could have been this morning. So, like, that probably could have been it.
[00:02:30] Speaker B: That could have been it too.
[00:02:31] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:02:32] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:02:32] Speaker A: That definitely could have been it. And then once you pay my. And then, like, I wake up and see, like, hey, your phone bill's due. Bang. Pay that, and we're straight. Okay, so that's probably what it was.
[00:02:43] Speaker B: All right.
[00:02:43] Speaker A: Or if my WI fi was out. I don't. My phone's, like, torched.
If my WI fi is on my actual cell Service over there is bad, but. Yeah.
Hey, man, not to start it off in a hot way, but they always come back.
[00:03:05] Speaker B: Oh, they're coming back. She's coming back. I'm guessing. I'm guessing I'm knowing what you're talking about.
[00:03:10] Speaker A: Yeah, of course you know what I'm talking about.
[00:03:12] Speaker B: It's only the little roach is making her way out the door.
[00:03:15] Speaker A: Made her way back, man. Out of the post after six months. And you know what? Can you. At least you can commend me for this anywhere that I've told a story. I've basically. I've kept the same energy for the whole time. I've said, you know, if I've ever, you know, was to run into her again. When I do run into her again, because I know that I will. I'm now kind of fully wrapped into that. We live in Boston, but, like, you know, I know it's not that. It's not that large. You can run into somebody anywhere at any time.
I've always said I hope the best for them.
If I see them, I'd ask them, you know, I hope everything's good. I hope they're happy. I hope their decision to move on from me, I hope that was a benefit to them.
The grass might just not be that green, huh?
It just might not be that green. You might still be miserable.
[00:04:07] Speaker B: I think she's just gonna be miserable forever.
[00:04:09] Speaker A: Maybe. Maybe. What happened? What happened? Where's Mr. Terrific?
You know, where's the list guy?
It looks to seem that that void has still not be.
[00:04:22] Speaker B: All right, so what does she say to you?
[00:04:24] Speaker A: She said, verbatim, quote, we don't have to get into all this other shit.
[00:04:28] Speaker B: But as it went further after the quote.
[00:04:31] Speaker A: No, because here's why. And this is why I pat myself on the back. I don't even. I didn't give her what she wanted. What she wanted was a reaction. I'm. I'm fully. I'm fully in belief of that. I just got to find where I sent this.
Hold on. Did I send it to you?
[00:04:49] Speaker B: You definitely sent it to me. It's in our text messages. So basically in one of the videos. Because Nico's in this, trying to find one of some fucking Latin abroad to go with them to Puerto Rico, right?
[00:04:58] Speaker A: Okay. So I've been doing the videos.
I'm also on record. I've been on record, I believe, since, like February, saying that I had this situation going on. I wish I could remember the episode that I brought it up firstly.
But even dating back to like, even being on it was.
[00:05:15] Speaker B: I know I said it was right after you guys broke up. It might have been that episode or the episode after that.
[00:05:21] Speaker A: I said that I was in this scenario, right?
[00:05:23] Speaker B: That this. He goes, the craziest thing is I bought these tickets for her birthday, and I wasn't just gonna put it in her lap after she was dumping me type thing.
[00:05:30] Speaker A: Okay.
But you can vouch in a way. Like, we can't. We can't pinpoint a timeline. But, like, I've been saying that I.
[00:05:39] Speaker B: Think everyone that listens to this podcast, the eight people, can all vouch, can.
[00:05:42] Speaker A: Vouch for me, because I've probably said it multiple times. So the fourth video that I put out, it's day four video. It's Friday.
It's legit the middle of the day.
And I'm sitting here. I keep checking my phone because obviously these things have been blowing up. I've been getting multiple messages. I have over, like, 100 different messages. Not to, like, weirdly flex on that, but that's. That's the reality of situation.
I get a message from her, and at first, I'm looking at. I'm like, do I even open it? Do I just delete it? Because I was shaking. I'm like, I thought you died in my head. I killed you. Like, you know, like, I don't. I didn't see nothing else. Even though, like, I always said, like, in my heart somewhere, I felt like we were an unfinished. Something was unfinished there.
But nonetheless, why in the world would you get tickets on the weekend of my birthday? Double question mark.
As far as a smart woman as you are, I mean, like, you couldn't do the simple math or maybe go to the Day One video and check that. But anyhow, why in the world would you get tickets on the weekend of my birthday? Out of 30 shows, you chose that day. Question mark. The net.
Very weird behavior, period.
That was that.
[00:07:02] Speaker B: And you never answered.
[00:07:04] Speaker A: I opened it. I waited, like, an hour. I opened it.
I was thinking about sending something. I had a very, very long. This is the message that I wanted to send.
[00:07:13] Speaker B: I would have just been like, is that. That's your birthday with the question mark? Just so she. You just be like, I don't even think about your birthday.
[00:07:20] Speaker A: I could have known your birthday. I could have said that. I could have.
I could have said that. For sure. You think about things that you. Obviously this is one of those scenarios where you think you could have said, like, much, much more.
But, like, like, I wanted. Yeah. Kike Hernandez also being Weird. So yeah, so she messages me that after six and a half months of putting me on no contact.
Remember I reached out on Valentine's Day. That was the only other time that I ever reached out and I got no response that night. Which is fine, that's cool. But listen, there's one way to like come back into it. There's another way of just like coming back with some straight disrespect. Like you're on the same, you're on the same wave. Like you haven't changed one bit. You still think that I can't live my life without you. I don't know where in the God's name you got that, but this is woman. I think this is a part of woman. And toxic woman.
[00:08:19] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:08:20] Speaker A: Like I would want to say, like, you know what's weird? Breaking up with people via text message. What's also weird is making someone fall for you and then just running away from your problems. Wanna know what's also weird is you can't have a face to face conversation. Another thing that's weird is six months later you still think, you still fucking think I'm not over you. Can't live without you on top of that. Also what's weird is that you can't do the math, you fucking dumb idiot. That ticket was literally meant for you.
Okay? That is the nicest and most polite way that I can put that hun.
So that's what I.
Weird. So after that I didn't answer. I got blocked on tick tock later on that night. And then I woke up Monday morning, I said, let's take a gander, like let's just see. Because I kind of kept seeing. I always want to see like where this goes and I'm blocked on everything.
So that's that.
[00:09:13] Speaker B: She's.
[00:09:13] Speaker A: I don't know if my number's blocked because by no means am I gonna. Am I calling her or by no means am I sending another text message. I have no reason to.
[00:09:22] Speaker B: I would love for you to give me. I know you're never gonna do it, but I'd love for you to give me your number. And I just prank and be like, hey, just to let you know, do you guys, do you want to enter the Nico sweepstakes to go to Puerto Rico with Nico?
[00:09:32] Speaker A: I think she would probably get to the point of like maybe changing the numbers. She would get drastic like that. I don't know if she's done that yet, but I don't know.
But yeah, I would love that.
So there's that I think it's.
[00:09:45] Speaker B: You think she's like. You think that she's spying on you? Yeah, I think she is, right? So I think she probably is.
[00:09:50] Speaker A: So. So that tells me that told. That message told me a few things. That message told me you've been keeping an eye out. Like, you've been keeping tabs on me with dot or dough.
You never like. One of the weirdest things about that messaging me on TikTok is so weird because, like, you told me you were never on it, and I thought you were never on it. And I never went back to her page because you know how, like, you go to the page, it tells you someone viewed your profile. So I'm like, I. Bro, I'm never going to click on this profile. I clicked on it once, and then that's when I got the. If you break. If I break up with you, it's no contact. That was on the February. That was on February 1st, that video I seen. And I was like, like, what. What is this?
[00:10:28] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:10:29] Speaker A: And so I think I might send that to you, too. Like, nuts. She's nuts, bro. She's nuts. And what also is hilarious. Your life's still miserable, dude. Because, listen, after six and a half months of you not saying a word to me, you're gonna come into my TikTok DMs and talk shit to me about me going on a trip to a. To a show. Okay, maybe. Let's just wrap it up. Maybe you are going to the same show. So go have a blast.
[00:10:58] Speaker B: There's going to be whatever you want.
[00:11:00] Speaker A: There's going to be a kajillion people there. What do you care?
You left me, lady. Remember this? You left me. You left me in a burning building and walked out and let the building burn behind you, legit. The huge, greatest depiction of this is love. The way you lie, the way that. That fucking house is burning. That's the house. I'm in that house. Y' all are outside on the front.
All right?
And so whatever I've went about and did my own thing. Like, I've suffered. I've suffered it on my own. Like, guys like him, like, I've went to them. I've went to my friends, family. Like, I haven't done any weird shit. I haven't pulled up to your work. I haven't pulled up to where you live. I haven't, like, vicariously. I haven't been keeping tabs on you. I can't. There's no way to. You're private. And then, like I said, I'm not going on the TikTok because it literally tells you there's nothing else. I have nothing else to go off of.
[00:11:58] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:11:58] Speaker A: So it is what it is.
[00:11:59] Speaker B: And you guys didn't know any of her friends really?
[00:12:02] Speaker A: Zero, actually. So two. I met one in person and another one came into the restaurant at one point, but I didn't say anything to her. All I said to her was, have a nice night, and she ignored me.
But, yeah, I was only really known of, like, I've met one person in. In person. That's all I can say. And that was literally the first night that I ever met Gabriella. That was it.
[00:12:26] Speaker B: Now, you that fan that.
[00:12:28] Speaker A: That girl, Darcy, your name was unbelievable. That girl's grade A. That is probably one of the best wing women I've ever seen do business.
[00:12:38] Speaker B: So would you take Darcy?
[00:12:40] Speaker A: No.
[00:12:41] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:12:41] Speaker A: Just not my type. Just. Just not. Not my type. Good. Good person, though. Good person. So.
[00:12:47] Speaker B: So that she's met some of your friends, Gabby, right?
Yes, a few times now.
[00:12:52] Speaker A: I do not perceive love.
[00:12:54] Speaker B: Do any of them follow each other?
[00:12:56] Speaker A: Yes.
Yes.
[00:12:59] Speaker B: So you are getting updates about this girl?
[00:13:01] Speaker A: No.
[00:13:01] Speaker B: Through friends?
[00:13:02] Speaker A: No.
No. No one. No one.
Let's just say this, Al.
[00:13:08] Speaker B: No one wants you with this girl.
[00:13:10] Speaker A: People thinks I can. People think I can do better.
Far better.
[00:13:14] Speaker B: Looks wise or how she treats you?
[00:13:17] Speaker A: Tree wise. Tree wise. I mean, and I mean, it's not.
I will never say. I will never knock somebody's looks. You know, I got. I mean, I'm not gonna do that.
Especially with somebody that I was, like, physically infatuated with.
[00:13:32] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:13:32] Speaker A: Like, I, I, I.
If you would ask me about how I think looks wise about that person, I would. At a certain time, I would have told you a. There would be a long list of things that I love about that person. But this is a different time now. And now things have moved on and you sleep, you're still miserable.
[00:13:51] Speaker B: So, so deep down you're happy that she's miserable.
[00:13:57] Speaker A: To say like I'm happy. Did I, Did I fist pump in the air when she blocked me on everything? Yeah. Because now I'm up to one.
[00:14:06] Speaker B: Yeah. Okay. So, yeah, you are up.
[00:14:08] Speaker A: You're nothing, lady. Yeah, you were up one nothing.
[00:14:11] Speaker B: Now you me.
But yeah, he's back. You brought in the dm.
[00:14:16] Speaker A: You broke your no contact.
[00:14:18] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:14:19] Speaker A: And then you blocked me on everything.
Why? Because I didn't answer you. I know you. You're the same person. You're still crawling. The fact that I didn't give you the time of day all right, whatever. And I ain't even playing the game. There's no sense in us having a conversation if you are going to come in personally like that and be disrespectful and make me feel again, like you were saying, like, manipulative, like trying to make me feel bad for something that I'm doing when in reality you were supposed to be right next to me doing it.
Why'd you choose my birthday weekend? I can't believe that you have to ask yourself that question.
[00:14:55] Speaker B: Well, she's really dumb.
[00:14:57] Speaker A: Super dumb. Yeah. Because I've given this girl absolutely way far credit than I've actually.
[00:15:03] Speaker B: Most people would, like the first thing they would think. Well, I would probably.
[00:15:07] Speaker A: What would you think? Seriously, what would you think that day.
[00:15:09] Speaker B: She bought them for you?
That that's it.
[00:15:13] Speaker A: I mean, for anything. If on the day four video, I would have went to see. I would have went and go watch the rest of the videos and see what can I decipher from what's being told. The message.
Go to message. Go to video number one. Because I just wanted to make sure I wasn't crazy. I say it. I say that I bought these in. Back in January.
I was in a different situation at that point.
Things have changed. The plan remains the same. I want to go to the concert verbatim. That's literally what I said. So if I said I bought them in January, we were together for the larger part of January.
What do you. What do you think, dude, how didn't you use your head there?
[00:15:51] Speaker B: It is kind of wild. You bought. You bought tickets in January 1st. September.
[00:15:56] Speaker A: Yeah, right. Because I'm crazy enough to think that we were going to be a successful couple. That's crazy.
[00:16:01] Speaker B: That shows how delusional you are.
[00:16:02] Speaker A: Yep. Yeah, sure.
[00:16:03] Speaker B: That's.
[00:16:04] Speaker A: I even thought, like, you know, what? To hell if we did break up.
So being. It could be cordial or respectful because again, I can understand that not every. If. If love was meant for everybody or if finding that person was meant for everybody, then everybody would be happy in this world. No one would ever be complaining at all.
But still, like, be, like, cool to be like, hey, like, we got that concert. You know, if, like, again, if a time came to a point where she was talking to somebody, I would have went and go find somebody else. If I was talking to somebody, I would have fortunately taken somebody else. But, like, it still could have been on the table that if we were. If, you know, even if you didn't talk for a certain amount of time, but, like, at Least you were still on an even playing field of going with somebody like, of. Or, you know, at least that's somebody. You know. You know what I mean?
[00:16:52] Speaker B: Like, I think it's clear she's retarded.
[00:16:54] Speaker A: It's not that. It's not like that fucking terrible, dude. Like, you broke up with me because you're crazy. Let's just, like, put it with that. You're nuts and delusional. Like, I didn't cheat on you. I didn't abuse you.
[00:17:06] Speaker B: You should know.
[00:17:08] Speaker A: That's terrible. But, like, you know, if anybody. If anybody really was, like, the shittier one to the other one.
Like, I'm not pointing a finger at you, but, like, you were the meaner. You were the meaner person to me.
[00:17:21] Speaker B: You're pointing a. You should point a finger at her.
[00:17:23] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, like, let's just call speed of spade. Let's have some accountability. You can't take any of that. So, like, let's. Let's start there. But so the re.
[00:17:31] Speaker B: I think the reason why also she's getting so mad is that you do have some Latinas in these chats wanted to come.
Like, if there was nobody commenting on it, she'd probably just be like, wow, this kid's such a loser. But the fact that you have people in there being like, take me, take me. You even got guys in there being like, take me so much.
[00:17:48] Speaker A: It's crazy. The ratio of dudes. The ratio is just nuts.
[00:17:52] Speaker B: But I feel like that fits. You were talking about taking your friend, going in the back door with your friend.
[00:17:56] Speaker A: I was thinking about. I was thinking about. I had. I have one dude. The one, like, one dude that I would take is the kid Manny from that always comes in, the wicked crab. He's my boy. Like, he's also Puerto Rican. That would have been a very safe play.
[00:18:10] Speaker B: Although the UFC game.
[00:18:11] Speaker A: Yes.
[00:18:13] Speaker B: Yeah, he's taking your back door. You're not taking his back door.
[00:18:16] Speaker A: No one's taking nothing.
But needless. Needless to say, that was, like, the only guy like, that I would have, like. And I told him, like, Mouth not even being. Yeah, back. Yeah, he's taking you back.
Not even to be weird, but, like, that guy was. Was the only guy that I probably would have taken if that was a thing. I mean, it's still on the cut. I still don't have. I still haven't picked anybody. I saw. I. You know, I am talking to some. One person into particular in more depth. We're gonna figure it out if that person could be the person to come with me.
But yeah, it's been an eventful. It was an eventful weekend for sure.
[00:18:56] Speaker B: So you definitely like the response you got from it?
[00:19:00] Speaker A: What do you mean?
[00:19:00] Speaker B: You like the response you got from the, from the people about these videos? Like you feel like you got enough people in or do you need more people?
[00:19:07] Speaker A: I. I'm gonna keep doing it, to be honest. I'm gonna go for. I'm gonna go for seven days. So I'm gonna do another one today and I'm gonna do another one tomorrow and then we'll see and hopefully we can pinpoint and find somebody. I.
I'm not gonna lie. So this girl sent me. I got people going into the messages and like, I got like, girl, my. Like my girls like going through and deciphering through things and like seeing if people are like weird or not or like what are some people are. And because I just keep getting fucking sands amounts of dms. I'm not like even like happy about that. It's more. Honestly, it's more painstaking.
I would hate to be a girl going through mad dms. This would be fucking.
[00:19:44] Speaker B: So I think that's why if you did it on Instagram, you could at least see people's profiles. TikTok's tough.
[00:19:49] Speaker A: TikTok's up a pro. But Instagram's the same thing. I have to like request to follow them if I'm like in the slightest interested.
[00:19:54] Speaker B: Yeah, true.
[00:19:55] Speaker A: It's tough.
Some girl.
This. This is coming from somebody else. It is not coming from me. So this is not. This is not what I.
[00:20:04] Speaker B: You're reading. Your. The girls you put out to evaluate the.
[00:20:07] Speaker A: Yes, my scouts. My scouts.
[00:20:09] Speaker B: My scouts reporting.
[00:20:11] Speaker A: We got a scouting report.
[00:20:12] Speaker B: Okay. And this is coming from a female.
[00:20:14] Speaker A: Yes.
[00:20:14] Speaker B: Okay. So when she just trashes this girl's body. That's. That's coming from a female.
[00:20:19] Speaker A: She's trashing. She's trashing everybody in the comments. All right. 69. A plus sized woman, like in all caps. Large W. We love a thick woman, but not a goddamn house of a human.
All right.
8% gay men. Beautiful to be expected.
[00:20:38] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:20:38] Speaker A: 9% mothers of a legit. A dozen big old models.
Yeah, I can see that. That is also a trend. There's people with multiple kids.
6% normal pretty woman. I would put that anywhere between 5 and 6%. There's been, you know, that's solid. If there's 100 comments.
5. 5.
Yeah, that's.
[00:21:01] Speaker B: That's not bad. Yeah.
[00:21:03] Speaker A: Other men, just men like the. You gonna Do. It's not like your boy. It's a random man. Question mark, question mark, question mark. These are the ratios I've complied, compiled.
[00:21:17] Speaker B: I think she says 3% don't drink or I'm married.
Oh, I think you missed that.
[00:21:23] Speaker A: Oh, I missed that one. Hold on.
Yes, 3% of people don't drink or are fucking married. Yeah, right, Yep. I've also.
We've also got to notice that as well. So, you know, it's not essentially hot out here for a pimp, but it is. Listen, we're going. Oh, I want to. I want to. So I say this. I'm just going to videotape it. So it's like a different type of videotaped video for this. So hold on, let's brace for impact. All right, so, all right, so this is day six. I'm going to just throw this out there again. I have an extra ticket to Bad bunny. All right. September 6th. It's a Saturday.
I am looking for somebody to come with me again. It's going to be a fun time. Probably going to go down there for the weekend.
Just need somebody super chill to come with the vibe. Would you not agree, Al? Just.
[00:22:21] Speaker B: That's it. Just someone to chill, hang out, have a good time.
[00:22:24] Speaker A: Nothing, nothing crazy. No tie ins, no stipulations, Nothing. Nothing too outside the realm. Just a good time. I don't need to know your social. We do not need to meet each other at the altar. It's just a good time. Al?
[00:22:38] Speaker B: Yeah. I think you prefer Latinas. Is that true?
[00:22:42] Speaker A: Okay, if there was to be a preference, yeah, of course. But you don't have to be. You don't have to speak Spanish. That's all just a bonus. You don't have to live on the island. That's also a bonus. So day six, we'll see what. We'll see what the results are. Only good times only, dude. Good times only. All right. DM me if you're interested. That's the only way I'm looking at this. I'm not looking at the comment section, to be honest with you. Not to sound arrogant, but it just is way too much. I can't look when people say pick me, like, there's just it. My mind only works for so much capacity. All right.
That was it. That was.
[00:23:20] Speaker B: Okay. So we got the promo.
[00:23:21] Speaker A: It's a day six video. That's been the, you know, domino. See, sometimes I don't even mention that I bought these fucking tickets back in January. You just seen it firsthand. I didn't Even, like, so I don't put it out there. This isn't a fucking pity party.
[00:23:36] Speaker B: She had to, like, really get into watching a bunch of your videos because you were even putting the date out there. So she had to get far into it. So she had to be like, really stalking this video.
Like, you're not saying it right away. Like September 6th or whenever the.
[00:23:50] Speaker A: Right. You just watched me verbatim make the video.
That's like. It's crazy.
That's why I'm like, damn, man. Like, I don't know where. Where you come off. Like, hold on to this. So this is day six. Okay, awesome. That came great. But yeah, and then blocking me on both things just kind of shows you that you have now used the same method that I used. And it's the. Out of sight, out of mind.
[00:24:18] Speaker B: So you hear Justin Fields got caught.
[00:24:20] Speaker A: It off the field.
[00:24:22] Speaker B: Yep.
[00:24:23] Speaker A: Williams is lighting it up. We can move on. It was just. That was a pretty significant topic, you know?
[00:24:28] Speaker B: Yeah, that was.
[00:24:29] Speaker A: That was something that needed to be addressed.
[00:24:31] Speaker B: I was actually recording a new podcast and I got those texts over.
I couldn't wait.
We had to record two episodes too. I was done at like one. I'm like, marco, you'll never believe what. What? Who came out of the woodworks.
[00:24:48] Speaker A: Yeah. And then Marco called. Marco called me the next day and asked to buy the tickets. Me. And I was like, no. What? Like what? No. And he's like, I was going to buy for me and a girl. How much do they resell value at?
I'm like, word. Give me $3,000. You can have both the seats.
He's like, excuse me, you're not going to give me like, a discount? No. You retarded.
[00:25:11] Speaker B: What, are you going to lose money on them?
[00:25:13] Speaker A: You stupid bro. I could sell these things for 1500 a piece. You're a fucking moron. I spent mad money on those tickets.
Mad. Anywho, let's move on. I don't think. And also on the end argument, as much as I'd like to think that this is over, I don't think it's over.
[00:25:32] Speaker B: So it's definitely not over.
[00:25:33] Speaker A: You don't think it's over. Right. I got that sense that it's not over, only the beginning.
[00:25:39] Speaker B: I think you should. You should start to try to find. Narrow it down. We need a Latina woman named Gabby. And you do.
[00:25:46] Speaker A: No, we don't.
[00:25:49] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:25:50] Speaker A: First things.
[00:25:51] Speaker B: She could be born in September at some point. Point. Like the first week of September would be great.
[00:25:55] Speaker A: You want to know it's the craziest thing in the world. The person I'm talking to now, that's, like, the top candidate.
Born in September.
Born September. Same birthday as my dad.
[00:26:07] Speaker B: Really?
[00:26:07] Speaker A: She's a sibling of four. She's the second oldest. So am I.
[00:26:10] Speaker B: What about that kid, Manny? What's his birthday?
[00:26:13] Speaker A: We just celebrated his birthday at Wicked Craft.
[00:26:16] Speaker B: Oh, okay. So he's not a September kid.
[00:26:17] Speaker A: Not a September kid. I was just like. When she said she's like, My birthday is September 24th. I was just like, birthday's got to be in September, huh? Well, already, then.
But we still got to figure out if. If that's going to work. But, Alby, do me a favor.
[00:26:34] Speaker B: Can you get me a water?
And look up when the border opens.
Look up when the border opens.
The Border Cafe.
[00:26:44] Speaker A: Yeah. All right, so now we're.
No, it's not. Never open for lunch.
[00:26:51] Speaker B: It is, I think, on Thursdays and Fridays.
[00:26:53] Speaker A: Now, hold on. Really? Albie, what you also could do is, if you know how to. You could reset the clock on the. On the oven or the stove.
[00:27:01] Speaker B: Friday, Saturday, Friday, Saturday night before. That's not Thursday. Friday, you border for not being. It's a perfect lunch spot, and you're not even open for lunch.
[00:27:10] Speaker A: It is a perfect.
It is.
[00:27:12] Speaker B: Yeah. Well, it's one full. We don't even know what time it is because the time's flashing. Because our lights went out for 30 minutes.
[00:27:18] Speaker A: Really?
[00:27:19] Speaker B: Really? Yeah.
[00:27:21] Speaker A: I was like, one o'. Clock. That's crazy.
[00:27:22] Speaker B: I'm never getting. We're never gonna make it to there.
[00:27:24] Speaker A: No.
[00:27:25] Speaker B: 4 o'.
[00:27:25] Speaker A: Clock. No, not at all.
[00:27:26] Speaker B: That's crazy.
[00:27:27] Speaker A: Have to end up.
[00:27:28] Speaker B: I'm honestly, like, a little bit. From the phone calls before that I got on this podcast. I am a little preoccupied. I feel like you saw, like, that same animal that just dropped on us.
[00:27:40] Speaker A: You seem.
[00:27:40] Speaker B: But it just proves everything.
[00:27:41] Speaker A: You seem half. You seemed half thin, half, though, when I was talking. So that's why I didn't really mind kind of ripping into it. Like, I seen this look in your eyes. It's just like this. Like this.
I don't know, you can tell when somebody's just, like, thinking about something while other things are going on.
[00:27:58] Speaker B: Just retarded. Just.
[00:28:00] Speaker A: It's crazy. It's crazy. And I don't know when we'll be able to openly talk about it, but I would say that that's going to drive a major wedge in a lot of things.
[00:28:13] Speaker B: I think that's going to be a huge bomb.
[00:28:16] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:28:16] Speaker B: That is gonna The. The remnants are gonna be talked about for years.
[00:28:20] Speaker A: I don't know what that means, but I agree.
[00:28:22] Speaker B: I think that it's gonna have a huge ripple effect.
[00:28:25] Speaker A: Yes.
[00:28:25] Speaker B: Massive ripple effect. And I don't.
[00:28:27] Speaker A: Yes. Earthquake.
[00:28:28] Speaker B: I don't think that someone was in the right state of mind when they made that decision.
[00:28:33] Speaker A: Well, Al, unfortunately in life, when you make decisions, there's repercussions for them.
[00:28:39] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:28:40] Speaker A: You know, and that goes at all stages in life. You could be.
Remember 11 year old me stepped on a wooden plank with a nail through it and the nail went right into my foot. And then in that result of being an idiot, I had to go get a tetanus shot. And I also got backhanded from my father for being an idiot and having to leave. Marcos all stop.
[00:28:58] Speaker B: You do deserve to get slapped after that. Like, you stepped on. Right.
[00:29:01] Speaker A: My dad asked me nicely to not do anything stupid, and I was like, all right, I'm gonna go to the skate park and step on all the rusty nails on the wooden pieces of. On the broken pieces. It went through your shoe, bro. It impaled my foot.
[00:29:14] Speaker B: Oh, that's funny, dude.
[00:29:15] Speaker A: That might have been one of the worst pains. It went right in between the webbing of my toe. Went, oh, that's not bad.
[00:29:20] Speaker B: That's better than. I threw them the bottom.
[00:29:22] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. Not through the bottom. Like, that would have probably up.
[00:29:24] Speaker B: So it just went this way.
[00:29:25] Speaker A: It went right in, dude. Blood filled up the whole shoe. My dad was like, Dad's like, what happened? I said, I ripped a blister. He said, you think I believe that you rip a ballista, Nico, your whole sock is full of blood. I'm like, right, Stepp, piece of wood, rusty nail, right into the. Right into me, like. Like butter. Oh, dude, I'm not gonna lie.
Yeah, dude. Feeling it. Did you feel it?
I think I just went, you gotta get that clip. I think I might have just went cross. Did you like the Bobby B. Like the water boy guy?
Happy Gilmore 2 comes out.
[00:30:10] Speaker B: Happy Gilmore too. We gonna be a little excited for it. I think it's gonna suck, but I'm just. I' thinking it's gonna suck. I'm not watching no trailers. I'm not watching any of these newer trailers.
[00:30:21] Speaker A: The trailers. The trailers don't reveal. It reveals all the people that are in it. It doesn't really say, you know, of course Happy's getting back on the horse. I think he has to. They're probably trying to take his mother's house again or something. His grandmother's house.
[00:30:32] Speaker B: I think the grandmother got to be dead by now. No, she might be dead. Yeah. Her all dried up.
[00:30:38] Speaker A: Has to be facts.
[00:30:40] Speaker B: Yeah, I think he's got kids in it. I think some of his daughters are in it. Okay, Married. He must be married to the girl. Vir Vaugh. Whatever her name was in it.
Is that her name? Virginia Vaugh?
[00:30:52] Speaker A: I have no idea if her name is.
[00:30:55] Speaker B: All of his stuff has two letters in it.
Like all the girls in all of his movies.
[00:31:00] Speaker A: Veronica Vaugh. Veronica Vaughn is from Billy Madison.
[00:31:03] Speaker B: Okay, so Veronica Von's Millie Madison. So this one is.
[00:31:08] Speaker A: Reporter and Happy Gilmore.
[00:31:10] Speaker B: No, Happy. She's not a reporter.
[00:31:13] Speaker A: Yeah, she is. Or no, no, she runs the tour. She's like the. Oh, yeah, she runs the tour. I don't know what the that means, but she runs the tour. Well.
[00:31:21] Speaker B: Virginia Vennett is her name in it.
[00:31:24] Speaker A: Virginia Vennett?
[00:31:25] Speaker B: Yep.
[00:31:26] Speaker A: Okay.
Okay.
[00:31:30] Speaker B: Virginia Vennett. He always has, like, with the same letter. The names with the same letter opens at 12.
What are you talking about?
Today's Thursday. Exactly. They open Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Monday. Where are you seeing this?
On their website.
Oh, okay, so let me check their website, you scumbag. I feel like they did open on Thursdays, though. So Monday, Tuesday.
They do. They are open.
Let's go.
Hell, yeah. Chips. Camptown shrimp.
[00:32:16] Speaker A: Even though. Even though. Bro, I will say, even though it almost hospitalized me, the spread that we had at Brown Jug was great. The wings. The wings and all that were great. I've never been in the bathroom that many times in a day.
[00:32:30] Speaker B: Well, me and you ate the same thing, so it definitely wasn't the food. But it just had to be something in your stomach.
[00:32:34] Speaker A: No, it wasn't the food. I definitely don't think I've eaten, like, that amount of food. That Brown Jug is that type and that amount of food in quite some time.
Absolutely decapitated me.
Decapitated?
[00:32:49] Speaker B: Yeah. Your head fell off.
[00:32:52] Speaker A: No, like.
Yeah. I don't really even know if I really want to get into it, but yeah, no, I. I suffered from that from that day going forward until last Friday.
[00:33:03] Speaker B: Now, was that something like your ass wasn't the same after, like, you were just walking different?
[00:33:08] Speaker A: Yes.
[00:33:08] Speaker B: Burning the whole time. You gotta hate that.
[00:33:11] Speaker A: Oh, dude, like, I don't mind.
[00:33:13] Speaker B: I could as much as I want to, but if I get off the toilet and I can still feel like there's been something done.
[00:33:18] Speaker A: Pisses me off. Yeah, it's just. It's just way worse. It's super super discomforting.
[00:33:23] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:33:23] Speaker A: Like, I wouldn't have been able to sit in this seat, thankfully. You know, things pass in it, and it.
[00:33:31] Speaker B: Yeah. Like, when you can't sit right. You have to.
[00:33:33] Speaker A: It's just like, I thought I developed colon cancer after that day.
[00:33:40] Speaker B: I know exactly how you're feeling. I know exactly how you're feeling.
[00:33:43] Speaker A: You know exactly. I don't want to get into it, but you know exactly.
[00:33:45] Speaker B: I know the exact feeling that you're feeling. I know that you. You've texted me. You had an issue with my fries rankings.
[00:33:52] Speaker A: Yes, yes, yes, I did. I did have an issue with your fries rankings. How the.
Don't you have bacon cheese fries on there?
[00:33:59] Speaker B: Well, I was thinking all plain fries. I'm pretty sure I did. Plain fries.
[00:34:02] Speaker A: Is that.
[00:34:03] Speaker B: That was how I was doing it.
[00:34:04] Speaker A: Like, just plain waffle, curly. Like, certain types of fries.
[00:34:08] Speaker B: No. Yeah, I wasn't doing, like, b. Cheese fries. I mean, I told the Kelly's bacon cheese fries, like, high up there.
[00:34:13] Speaker A: They're very good.
[00:34:14] Speaker B: They're delicious.
[00:34:15] Speaker A: They're very good.
[00:34:16] Speaker B: I wasn't thinking, like, a baked fry. Okay. I think like a plain fry.
[00:34:19] Speaker A: Plain fry.
[00:34:20] Speaker B: And apparently you hate tater tots.
[00:34:22] Speaker A: I don't like tater tots.
[00:34:24] Speaker B: Nice, crispy tater tot gets the job done.
[00:34:26] Speaker A: Too much potato. Too much potato.
[00:34:29] Speaker B: Is it.
[00:34:29] Speaker A: It's way too much.
[00:34:30] Speaker B: Well, that's. That was kind of my.
[00:34:32] Speaker A: So potato skins don't count.
[00:34:34] Speaker B: Like, a steak fry is a lot of potato and so doesn't like the wedge fry from.
[00:34:37] Speaker A: Okay, all right, again, wedge fry from Newbridge. It's not my thing. It's. No, it's not.
[00:34:42] Speaker B: Would you consider that a fry?
[00:34:44] Speaker A: That's.
[00:34:45] Speaker B: That's its own thing.
[00:34:46] Speaker A: That's a potato. That's a potato.
[00:34:49] Speaker B: That's a potato.
[00:34:50] Speaker A: If you're not gonna call potato skin. Potato skins are more well done than them.
[00:34:56] Speaker B: I just think they're too big.
[00:34:57] Speaker A: Potato skins.
[00:34:58] Speaker B: No.
[00:34:59] Speaker A: I could eat 17 potato skins.
[00:35:01] Speaker B: Me too. New Bridge. I'm talking about those wedges.
I feel like they need to do something a little different. Like, I guarantee there's a cooking method they could use that would make them soft.
[00:35:10] Speaker A: Call up Fuddruckers and ask whoever supplies their fries to supply them to you, because those fries are unbelievable.
[00:35:17] Speaker B: Fuddruckers isn't in business, and New Bridge makes their own fries. I'm pretty sure. Pretty sure that's how it goes.
New Bridge, to me, looks like they just.
[00:35:26] Speaker A: Just let you know that Fud Rock is probably still is in business. We just don't have one. One in this location anymore.
[00:35:31] Speaker B: Is the one in the Jordan's furniture still open?
[00:35:34] Speaker A: I don't know.
[00:35:35] Speaker B: All right, look up Fud Ruckus. How many?
[00:35:37] Speaker A: Look, let me look up Fudge.
[00:35:40] Speaker B: That looks disgusting.
[00:35:43] Speaker A: What?
[00:35:43] Speaker B: There is one in Reading and it's still open.
You don't like Fud Ruckus? That's crazy.
[00:35:49] Speaker A: You don't know what you're talking about.
[00:35:50] Speaker B: Albie, this is why you can't listen to him.
[00:35:53] Speaker A: Can't listen. Albie, dude, you're supposed to be the stats guy.
[00:35:56] Speaker B: You couldn't. You. You given us wrong stats.
I don't like it.
[00:36:00] Speaker A: Wait, but you did give us the correct stat. That border is open right now.
[00:36:05] Speaker B: Yeah, well, not yet.
[00:36:07] Speaker A: 12 o'.
[00:36:07] Speaker B: Clock.
[00:36:09] Speaker A: Kids got a nice tan going, huh?
[00:36:11] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, it's tanned.
[00:36:12] Speaker A: It looks like Casper kids glowing.
[00:36:17] Speaker B: Oh, well, they actually have a ton of locations. I apologize, guys. There's only one in Massachusetts left. Reading.
I hope our mics. Since we don't have our headphones on, I hope our mics will, like, actually work, and that would kind of suck.
Can you see? Is my mouth going up when the thing is going up?
[00:36:34] Speaker A: Yo, do it again.
[00:36:37] Speaker B: Am I there? Am I there?
[00:36:39] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah, you're too. I just confused me, because you're two. I'm one.
[00:36:42] Speaker B: Yeah, you're one.
[00:36:43] Speaker A: Yeah.
Fud Ruck is on. I'm so upset. I can. I. And I simply can't believe that Fud Ruck is around here. Went out of business.
How. How do I even. How that even makes. I don't even know how that makes sense.
[00:36:56] Speaker B: I just think it's so many burger places people would rather go to. Guys, what? They are.
[00:37:03] Speaker A: They are expensive.
[00:37:05] Speaker B: Five guys.
[00:37:06] Speaker A: Yeah.
I feel like two cheeseburgers and a fry. How much that.
[00:37:10] Speaker B: Hold on, hold on.
[00:37:11] Speaker A: 20 bucks.
[00:37:12] Speaker B: Let's look up. We're gonna.
We're gonna compare five guys price to fudge.
[00:37:17] Speaker A: All right, I got fudge. You got five guys. All right.
[00:37:23] Speaker B: I'm already on.
[00:37:24] Speaker A: Oh, look at that.
[00:37:24] Speaker B: I'm already on.
[00:37:25] Speaker A: All right, so I'm gonna go to five guys. Guys. Look at that. I was looking up the definition of a narcissist.
Interesting. Wonder where that one came from.
[00:37:40] Speaker B: All right, I'm gonna go to order online.
[00:37:42] Speaker A: Did you tell Chrissy?
[00:37:44] Speaker B: We told her together.
[00:37:45] Speaker A: Oh.
[00:37:48] Speaker B: Oh, no. About the girl reaching out?
[00:37:50] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:37:50] Speaker B: Did I tell you about his girl reaching out? In the. In the comments once? No, in the dms.
[00:37:55] Speaker A: My ex. My ex reached out to me.
[00:37:59] Speaker B: Yeah. On his birthday.
[00:38:01] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:38:02] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:38:05] Speaker A: My mother Told me that's true too. She's like. She's like, it is weird. And just so you know, you're going to unwanted territory. I'm like, mom, there's no bigger hater than your mother. I said to be honest with you, bro. I'm gonna honestly punch you in the face.
So like just shut up.
[00:38:19] Speaker B: Look up. Bacon cheeseburger from.
[00:38:25] Speaker A: Okay, hold on. I'm. I'm here.
[00:38:27] Speaker B: I'm five guys.
[00:38:27] Speaker A: I'm here. Menu.
[00:38:31] Speaker B: The only thing I'm going to say is I'm pretty. Yeah.
[00:38:34] Speaker A: Their hot dogs are five guys. Oh, this is giving me like a breakdown. I'm just going to do like an order.
[00:38:41] Speaker B: Yeah, go to order and just do the bacon cheeseburger. Cuz. Let's just. Cuz I feel like that's what everyone gets. Bacon cheeseburger.
This is a one three burger. So that means it's five. Five and a half ounces.
[00:38:59] Speaker A: Damn. It looks like there's a five guys not even near you. Like what are you talking about?
[00:39:04] Speaker B: This kid can't even do the right.
[00:39:06] Speaker A: I can't. All right. I'm just going to go on door dash and look like that's.
[00:39:10] Speaker B: Yeah, but that's going to add money to it.
[00:39:11] Speaker A: We're just going to get the base value. We're just going to get the base value. Just, just.
[00:39:16] Speaker B: I know but you know I can't. What I'm saying bro.
[00:39:19] Speaker A: Just woosa. Dude, please, for the love of God.
[00:39:26] Speaker B: All right, so bacon cheeseburger.
[00:39:30] Speaker A: How did you get.
[00:39:31] Speaker B: Is 1129 starting off.
[00:39:34] Speaker A: 1129.
[00:39:35] Speaker B: Yeah. And it's 10. And it's 1028 from FUD Ruckus. It's a dollar more.
[00:39:40] Speaker A: And over here it's 13.55.
[00:39:42] Speaker B: That's why. That's why you can't check doordash. Because that's what I mean. Mean.
[00:39:45] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:39:45] Speaker B: So it's a dollar more. And let's see the. The pr. The fries.
So we're gonna say a wedge cut fry. You're definitely gonna get 449.
Let's look at this. What's their little fries? Because I would consider it little fry size. Would you agree on my mouth starting to water. 479. So it cost you a dollar thirty more to get five guys.
[00:40:12] Speaker A: Damn.
[00:40:12] Speaker B: And it's a double cheeseburger.
[00:40:14] Speaker A: If you think about it, it is a double cheeseburger.
[00:40:16] Speaker B: It's a dubby.
I think. I think it's. I think it's more. It's closer than you think.
You probably spent a lot of money because you've. Then you're throwing in a shake.
[00:40:26] Speaker A: They're great shakes.
[00:40:27] Speaker B: They do.
[00:40:30] Speaker A: I've never seen somebody give you a shake and then give you the excess on the side with a spoon. Like, that is so.
[00:40:39] Speaker B: That is big.
[00:40:40] Speaker A: Great. That is so great. Like, it's like a true diet.
Yes, it is. It's such. It's such good lunch diner vibes without it being, like, in a lunchbox, like, a small diner.
[00:40:51] Speaker B: Like, and I like that you can call it, like.
Like, everyone's like, hey, you're coming to fud.
[00:40:57] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:40:59] Speaker B: I like their bun. They got a great bun.
Like, when that thing's hot, it's glistening on the top.
[00:41:05] Speaker A: Such an avid advocate. And I. And I am really one that loves, like, white American cheese, right? They don't have that. They don't have that. I'm fine with it. Their chicken's good. Dude, they're disgusting.
[00:41:19] Speaker B: Five guys.
Why are they gross?
What are you talking about?
Yeah, did you get a bad batch?
[00:41:30] Speaker A: You guys. All right, listen, you've been going there your whole life, guys.
[00:41:34] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:41:35] Speaker A: Fod Rock is.
Was.
It was great.
[00:41:40] Speaker B: I was just hating on the place. Then they tasted. She almost threw up.
Was it.
[00:41:45] Speaker A: I just want you to know, like, what is. How could. It. Was it. Is the milk bad?
[00:41:49] Speaker B: It tasted, like, gross. Like some.
[00:41:51] Speaker A: Yeah, maybe something was bad.
[00:41:54] Speaker B: Had to be bad to taste gross. It's ice cream and milk.
[00:41:57] Speaker A: Right?
Okay, so anyways, listen. Most people.
Most people have a great time at Fud Ruckers. I had plenty. I. I've never really had a bad experience at FUD Ruckus. I don't. I don't know what these guys are talking about.
[00:42:14] Speaker B: Me neither. I also have the kids now.
[00:42:20] Speaker A: It doesn't matter what you. It was. It was great. It was great. Regardless. I mean, if you got a chicken sandwich, if you got a burger burger. If you got chicken tenders all unbelievable.
[00:42:29] Speaker B: With fries, it's a salt bun.
[00:42:32] Speaker A: Done. Great.
[00:42:33] Speaker B: I do love that you could just throw nacho cheese on everything.
[00:42:35] Speaker A: It's unreal.
[00:42:36] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:42:36] Speaker A: Where. What other place can you go with this? Like, the condiment is a whole bar. Like, that is awesome.
You can put barbecue. You don't have to, like, worry about some. Here's what they did. They eliminated the element of, like, pure human error. They kept it dead simple. What you want from us is what we're going to give you. You can put all the other stuff on it.
Nacho cheese, ranch, ketchup, barbecue sauce, pickles, onions, lettuce, you name it. It was all there.
Banana peppers. They had everything.
[00:43:06] Speaker B: They did. I did like that you could jack. Because I'm a big pickle guy. That's what I'm saying.
[00:43:10] Speaker A: And then you get. And then you would get smoked. If you would order that in front of them, that'd be like an extra 50 for everything. About that. It's almost extra 50 cents for everything you decide to put on.
I don't know.
[00:43:22] Speaker B: Know.
[00:43:22] Speaker A: And they had games there. You could game too. Fud Ruckers was dope.
So that's my stance on.
[00:43:30] Speaker B: I'm a big fud Ruckus guy. But I. I do think that five guys is better.
I'm. I think that five guys makes the best burger in that, like, fast casual range.
[00:43:40] Speaker A: I remember. I remember hating on five guys for a minute because I think I got sick one time after I ate.
[00:43:46] Speaker B: I think you just had bad.
[00:43:46] Speaker A: And then I came. And then I came back and I ate it.
[00:43:49] Speaker B: You have a weak stomach.
[00:43:50] Speaker A: I came back and I ate it and it was unbelievable.
It was unbelievable. I had two. I had two cheeseburgers, which is essentially four cheeseburgers.
The greasy, like, probably the best. One of the best things to have on a Sunday.
I don't advise getting their hot dogs. They do not taste right or taste good.
[00:44:09] Speaker B: No, I. I see there's something about a grill dog. My favorite. Let's rank your favorite hot dogs in general. Like, I'm thinking like a general hot dog because I have a clear one. One.
[00:44:18] Speaker A: All right. I have a clear one. One.
[00:44:19] Speaker B: One. Steamed.
[00:44:20] Speaker A: Steamed.
[00:44:21] Speaker B: It's not even a question like if that bun and they steamed. I don't need a condiment on it. Steam me a hot dog.
[00:44:26] Speaker A: I'm not going to get like, real, like, specific from the course, but any of us, all of us golfers, know any place that serves you a steamed dog on the turn? More than likely outside of Mount Hood, because Mount Hood might have the most disgusting hot dog I've ever consumed.
[00:44:46] Speaker B: I had a mountain hot dog the other day. It has a lot of snap. And they didn't really steam the bun well, but it is steamed. It wasn't that good.
[00:44:53] Speaker A: Ew.
[00:44:54] Speaker B: Yeah. Had a lot of snap. He was snapped. It was just like. Like you thought, like your tooth count snapped.
Now I don't know if Mark's a snap guy or not. I always get this confused. I think he's a non snap.
[00:45:06] Speaker A: I'm just. I'm just not with.
I don't know.
[00:45:11] Speaker B: I'll tell you, every single hot dog that has.
[00:45:13] Speaker A: Honestly, dude, the, the bun was what grossed me out more than the hot dog which is like that's what's going to turn me off. Because it's like if the bread's like chewy and like, I don't know. It was gross. It wasn't it. It just wasn't it. I've had steamed hot dogs everywhere. Far corner. Unbelievable. Go in there and they serve you a bag of plais le plain lays.
I'll suck you off, lady. That's all I know.
That was unreal. Those are unreal. Two dogs. Two dogs cost it with a bag of chips and like a Pepsi. Cost me somewhere around like 9:50, 10 bucks. Bucks. Take my money.
So golf course is number one by far for me. Steamed hot dog.
[00:45:55] Speaker B: Steamed hot dog is definitely going to be number one.
[00:45:57] Speaker A: Steamed hot dog.
[00:45:59] Speaker B: I think a grilled hot dog. Especially if you can like execute it like Kelly's executes it with the bun.
[00:46:06] Speaker A: Okay, so I guess you're right cuz now Kelly's hot dogs, it's a two.
[00:46:12] Speaker B: I still think one's better. I swear to God. We've been baseball like we've had like eight games in the past week. I might have had like 32 hot dogs over that time. Just, just choking down steamed.
[00:46:23] Speaker A: Just being a glizzy go.
[00:46:24] Speaker B: Yeah, they're delicious. Would you say they're the best? Yeah.
Field.
[00:46:29] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. They're unbelievable, bro. Unbelievable. Hot dogs. Hot dogs are great. A lot of people hate on hot dogs cuz like they're like, you know, how do you know what a hot dog's made out of? It's like, dude, no one cares you smoke vape. Like you smoke a vape.
[00:46:43] Speaker B: They got popcorn lungs. I tell you how to eat.
[00:46:45] Speaker A: You gotta you smoke a vape, dude. Like grow up.
But yeah, I would probably go with yeah, dude, Kelly's.
That's one of those items that it doesn't matter.
We could go double cheeseburger meals. Typically what's gonna get ordered the right at the next thing. Oh, anything else sir? Yes, absolutely ma'. Am. Can I have a hot dog with ketchup and cheese on it?
[00:47:10] Speaker B: Dude, that's, that's what I call. That's my ride home. Home. Like I'll get a hot dog, just pop it down by the time I get back home and then I'll have my meal.
[00:47:18] Speaker A: I could pop two of those and.
[00:47:20] Speaker B: Still have Easily, easily. You know what I've been doing lately too, which been kind of been fat boy, but it's like delicious plain hot dog. Tata sauce on the side. Just dipping that in the tata sauce. The tata sauce is elite.
[00:47:33] Speaker A: You love tata sauce, though.
[00:47:35] Speaker B: I'm telling you right now, dude. A little. You would never think a little mayo relish combo, but could get you going on a hot dog unfucking.
[00:47:42] Speaker A: I gotta put you onto this Japanese mayo that we have in the restaurant.
[00:47:45] Speaker B: Key Pie.
[00:47:47] Speaker A: Yes.
[00:47:47] Speaker B: Coupe.
[00:47:48] Speaker A: Yes. How did you know that?
[00:47:49] Speaker B: I don't know. I think that's, like, kind of the business I'm in, that I have to kind of pay attention to those things. I don't think that that mayo is that much better than Cane's mayo. I'm a Cane's guy, not a Hellman's, not a Miracle whip. Canes is where it's at.
[00:48:03] Speaker A: Canes is where it's at.
[00:48:05] Speaker B: Better than that. And then people are like, it's different.
[00:48:07] Speaker A: It's different. It's just different. It's different. It's a little bit more subtle. I like, I will. I hope I die with a Cane's jar. Mayonnaise. If, like, in my. In the wake, if you're there still and somehow I'm in the casket, you got to give me a thing that Cane's. Just lay it down next to me.
[00:48:24] Speaker B: Yeah. Canes is the way to go.
[00:48:25] Speaker A: Go in your fridge right now. I bet you have Cane's mayo in there. Like, you don't have Helman's in there. You have.
[00:48:30] Speaker B: No, we don't have helmets. I just. I might have used the last mayo yesterday to make egg salad, and it was definitely Canes.
[00:48:35] Speaker A: I'm going to not. I'm going to be out on egg salad. Salad.
[00:48:38] Speaker B: You're out on egg salad? Why?
[00:48:39] Speaker A: I'm out on a lot. On a lot of salads. I don't know. I think it might be just like, a taste.
I don't like pasta salad. I don't like potato salad. I don't like egg salad. Yes.
[00:48:49] Speaker B: You don't like mayo based salads.
[00:48:50] Speaker A: I love mayo, though. You know me. Like, you've watched me consume 12 tuna fish sandwiches.
[00:48:56] Speaker B: Yeah. So this doesn't make sense.
[00:48:58] Speaker A: Tuna canned tuna and mayo and salt. A little salt.
[00:49:02] Speaker B: I prefer like a. Like a vinegar pasta salad. Like, like an Italian dressing pasta salad over a mayo based pasta salad.
[00:49:12] Speaker A: I think I would rather Italian dressing, Italian dressing pasta salad if I had to pick one.
[00:49:20] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:49:20] Speaker A: I don't like, like, the cheese that's in it. Like, it's very blah. It just is like rubber to me. I don't know. I don't like all that stuff. Maybe it's just like, what? I. I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know. Maybe I'm just.
[00:49:31] Speaker B: I had both Hans Kissel potato salad and macaroni salad last night because they had a little barbecue. Who Hans Kissel?
[00:49:40] Speaker A: Who the is Hans Kissel?
[00:49:42] Speaker B: You've eaten a million times. It's Hans Kissel, I'm pretty sure is the name of it. Let me look at it.
[00:49:46] Speaker A: Hans Kissel.
[00:49:47] Speaker B: It's the one that's in the tubs, dude. At every grocery store, no one Hans Kissel potato salad. You've definitely had. Had it.
You've had this a million, a million times, dude.
[00:49:59] Speaker A: I haven't had it al. I don't like it. I don't like potato salad like that.
[00:50:03] Speaker B: I mean, it. It's okay.
[00:50:04] Speaker A: It's good in a pinch. Chunks of potato like that.
[00:50:07] Speaker B: It's good in a pinch. You're not a home fry guy.
See, I just put you in a blender. We know you love home fries.
[00:50:14] Speaker A: I love the home fries that are small like my Peck, and crispy.
[00:50:20] Speaker B: Yeah, I do like them crispy. The crispy.
[00:50:21] Speaker A: I like big chunks of potatoes with peppers.
[00:50:24] Speaker B: The only thing I'm going to say, though, is I think I have said this on the podcast about home fries.
[00:50:29] Speaker A: We serve it at. We serve it at w. I didn't even notice, but we serve it at Wicked. The. The style of the home fry that we serve at Wicked is just not my. It's just not my cup of tea sauteed with peppers and onions. Like, it's just not me.
[00:50:41] Speaker B: You know, I agree with you. I do prefer the small, crispy ones most of the time, but Nicks and Revere, they got a.
A bigger one that it's like the one that I'll take that's like, I. I'd put it up against any. Anybody's. They make a great.
I haven't been there in two years, probably.
[00:50:58] Speaker A: And then I get so confused because then I see the. That comes out. That's like a potato and it's all looks like potato sticks, but it's all like, fried.
[00:51:07] Speaker B: Oh, hash brown.
[00:51:08] Speaker A: Yeah. I'm like, dude, hash brown's great too. Can I get that instead? Like, I would rather that.
[00:51:13] Speaker B: That's called a hash brown.
[00:51:15] Speaker A: Okay.
I probably would rather that as someone.
[00:51:19] Speaker B: That call considers himself the king of breakfast, which I feel like you do. And someone that will never be named on this podcast ever again also loves breakfast.
[00:51:29] Speaker A: I don't.
[00:51:30] Speaker B: Don't. Doesn't know what hash browns are. It's crazy.
[00:51:33] Speaker A: I know what a hash brown is. I've gone, I've gone to McDonald's and Dunkin Donuts and gone to hash brown. I just want you to know that that's not what the same thing that comes on the plate, it comes out. Not like that.
[00:51:44] Speaker B: Where?
[00:51:45] Speaker A: Nick's or anywhere that you order. Unless they physically have hash browns.
[00:51:51] Speaker B: Yeah, you gotta ask for hash browns. Not hash. Hash. No, hash brown.
[00:51:54] Speaker A: Yeah, right.
[00:51:55] Speaker B: Hash browns. The, The.
It's hash browns. No. 1. We don't even know how to explain hash browns.
[00:52:01] Speaker A: We don't have. Let's not over complicate this. But listen, I'm just saying that I.
[00:52:04] Speaker B: Love a good corned beef hash.
[00:52:06] Speaker A: All right. This is where it confuses me. Like, am I actually talking about corned beef hash or just half browns? Look like that.
[00:52:12] Speaker B: Hash brown is the one that's just, just on the griddle. It's usually. It looks brown on both sides then that they take that hash and chop it up with, like, corned beef.
Eggs will usually go on top, like onions. It's more of like a, like.
[00:52:27] Speaker A: All right, all right, all right. I've seen that, too. That don't look bad.
[00:52:31] Speaker B: No, you like it. You'd like it at great places. You'd really like it.
[00:52:34] Speaker A: It doesn't look bad. My dad. I think my dad likes it.
[00:52:37] Speaker B: Certain places that tastes like.
[00:52:38] Speaker A: I got the diverse. Okay. That's not ideal.
[00:52:41] Speaker B: You know what I mean? Like, it looks like cat food. Tastes like cat food.
[00:52:43] Speaker A: Does look like cat food.
[00:52:45] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. At good places.
[00:52:47] Speaker A: I would feed it to my kids. Cat.
[00:52:48] Speaker B: Are you just gonna. What are you doing today? Are you just gonna be like.
[00:52:52] Speaker A: Are you just audience member number one?
[00:52:53] Speaker B: Yeah. This audience member number one today.
All right, I'm fine with it.
[00:52:58] Speaker A: Good deal.
[00:52:59] Speaker B: Okay, bring up, Bring up some topics. Okay. So start thinking about some topics.
[00:53:03] Speaker A: Yeah. And then just. And then just yell them over while we're talking, and then we'll talk about them.
[00:53:09] Speaker B: Did you actually. Did you see the Red Sox game? It was, like two days ago.
[00:53:12] Speaker A: They catches interference.
[00:53:13] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:53:14] Speaker A: How nuts is that?
[00:53:15] Speaker B: And it's crazy.
[00:53:16] Speaker A: Catches interference the next day again.
[00:53:18] Speaker B: But if you look at it, he's.
[00:53:19] Speaker A: Been called eight times for catch interference. I, I, I am agreeing with you. I'm just letting you know, like, how crazy is that?
[00:53:25] Speaker B: I agree.
[00:53:25] Speaker A: Virus has been called nine times for now. Nine times.
[00:53:29] Speaker B: It's absurd. So he's obviously lunging forward.
[00:53:31] Speaker A: Yes.
[00:53:32] Speaker B: Instead of just, like, accepting the ball, so he's lunging forward.
That guy clearly did that. So he Must know. They must have known that this kid has a, has a tendency to lunge forward. That kid went completely back and hit his glove.
[00:53:45] Speaker A: It was.
[00:53:45] Speaker B: And he swung so late. It's like he got beat by the pitch. He just put his hands.
[00:53:50] Speaker A: What was crazy to me is he chuck swung.
[00:53:52] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:53:53] Speaker A: I'm like, so wait a minute.
He checks swung.
And that's what's called. We're getting a call on a check swing. Like, that's how the game ended, by.
[00:54:04] Speaker B: The way, I respect doing that.
[00:54:07] Speaker A: Unbelievable game yesterday.
[00:54:08] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:54:09] Speaker A: Which Navarro down 5 nothing. Navarros again got called for catch interference. What a, um, it is now the eighth game. I believe that. Oh, no. Fifth game that Navarro says.
Oh. But it also throws somebody else ceiling, so that's awesome.
[00:54:26] Speaker B: So you got the good and the bad with them.
[00:54:29] Speaker A: No, no. I, I, I would say more than I think catch interference is a joke. Like, bro, they called for catch interference yesterday. They said they stepped on home plate. The guy, I believe it's Steve Lyons. Whoever helps Dan o' Brien is like, he's not on home plate. Like, his foot. If this is, if, if this is home plate.
His foot was like, over here.
[00:54:51] Speaker B: When did he step out? Oh, with the slide.
[00:54:53] Speaker A: When Harper came home and slid.
[00:54:55] Speaker B: Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:54:56] Speaker A: He was on, like, on the back right side of the plate and they were saying his foot was on the plate.
I'm like, what do we.
I don't know, B. I, I don't. Sometimes it's crazy watching baseball. I don't mind it. I like it. I love baseball. But, like, I don't even know.
[00:55:11] Speaker B: Sometimes he's ticky tack, dude.
[00:55:13] Speaker A: Yeah, like replay.
Yeah, dude, it's like replay. But hey, listen, because he didn't call.
[00:55:19] Speaker B: It in real time. He didn't call the catches. Interference in real time, if I remember correctly, in that game. And they, they went to a review, right?
[00:55:25] Speaker A: The one walk off.
[00:55:27] Speaker B: Yeah, the walk off.
[00:55:28] Speaker A: The walk off, I thought was called in real time.
[00:55:30] Speaker B: It was not called in real time. He had a call. You had to go back and look, I don't really love that for catching fans. You either know. You don't.
[00:55:35] Speaker A: Even though we didn't get the chance to talk about it. How about the swing off? How'd you feel about that?
[00:55:41] Speaker B: I liked it a lot. Lot.
[00:55:43] Speaker A: Yes.
[00:55:43] Speaker B: I like the whole thing of it. I do think they should change the format of the home run Derby.
[00:55:50] Speaker A: I think they should go back to 10 outs.
[00:55:52] Speaker B: That's what I'm saying. That's my exact point. Go back to 10 out you know.
[00:55:54] Speaker A: How much more impressive that is.
[00:55:56] Speaker B: But then you can historically see how people stack up. You can't see how Cal Relay stacks up to. Is that even how you say his name? Raleigh, Cal Raleigh stacks up to M. Maguire in 1990.
[00:56:09] Speaker A: No.
[00:56:10] Speaker B: You know what I'm saying.
[00:56:11] Speaker A: The argument goes out the window as soon as you change a whole ass format. Like but now I will say what they did now this year is they're going to change this again because it's a stupid. There's a pitch counter and a time limit.
So you get both. You get like 40 pitches in three minutes or something like that.
[00:56:30] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:56:31] Speaker A: So I don't know it. Cool.
Cool. The swing off was sick.
[00:56:38] Speaker B: My days, they don't follow the ball enough. Like you don't get to see the home run as crazy.
[00:56:44] Speaker A: Well Al, that's because they got to keep going.
[00:56:46] Speaker B: I know this is my ball technically.
[00:56:48] Speaker A: Is over the fence. You can throw the next ball because it used to be you have to wait until it fucking hit the ground. But it's like I already hit the ball 480ft. You think that that's not going to hit the ground. Throws me another ball.
[00:57:01] Speaker B: I think okay, so here's my point. I think that the way they do it is better for in person person but it's worse for TV because you're seeing shot, shot, shot when you're in person. It's probably awesome.
[00:57:12] Speaker A: Yeah. But honestly it's infinite amount of money when the game comes too jumpy.
[00:57:17] Speaker B: It's too jumpy.
[00:57:17] Speaker A: It's too jumpy.
[00:57:18] Speaker B: Is it definitely coming to Fenway?
[00:57:19] Speaker A: I don't know. I'm saying whenever it decides.
[00:57:21] Speaker B: It definitely should have been to like Atlanta like three times they've been to Fenway's like unbelievable. They haven't been there in 28 years. 30 years. Yeah.
[00:57:29] Speaker A: They'd probably make the most money they've ever made too.
Cuz now think about it. You got.
Do you think that they would probably like do like a warning on like Mass pike during the time. Cuz like dudes are going to like send the ball out there.
Like they said with days out people are going to send the ball out to them.
[00:57:46] Speaker B: Imagine someone dies, be kind of funny.
[00:57:49] Speaker A: I mean if you want to laugh at death in that disorder.
[00:57:53] Speaker B: I mean guess, guess who lives like pretty much on the max fight. You keep driving down like what if you know that girl? Girl?
[00:58:00] Speaker A: No, she just drives up.
[00:58:01] Speaker B: She's on Mass.
[00:58:02] Speaker A: Not even close.
[00:58:03] Speaker B: Not even not knowing Mass pike to 93.
[00:58:06] Speaker A: Not even close. Out we're not even in the same realm, brother. We're not even in the same boat.
[00:58:11] Speaker B: I don't get what that is going to.
[00:58:13] Speaker A: Totally. We're going two totally different ways.
[00:58:15] Speaker B: Oh, I thought that's how you went to our house.
[00:58:17] Speaker A: Just stretch it out.
[00:58:18] Speaker B: You're not going the pike.
[00:58:19] Speaker A: No, I go straight through. I go straight 93.
[00:58:22] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:58:23] Speaker A: Right, right.
[00:58:25] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:58:27] Speaker A: Right.
[00:58:27] Speaker B: Okay. Yeah. Okay.
[00:58:28] Speaker A: Down that way.
[00:58:29] Speaker B: Yeah, that way. All right.
I guess if you were living in Boston.
[00:58:33] Speaker A: I always wanted to go to Boston Bowl. Never really made it there, though.
Shucks.
Idiot. Anywho, Our audience member of one that was supposed to supply us with topics has now left.
[00:58:46] Speaker B: Yes, Topic. The topic king has left, left the.
[00:58:49] Speaker A: Building and decided to grab a fucking baseball ball.
[00:58:52] Speaker B: He's practicing a knuckle ball. That's why. Oh, Hulk Hogan just died.
Jesus Christ.
[00:58:58] Speaker A: Wow.
[00:59:00] Speaker B: Rust. Easy, brother. That's a pretty good.
[00:59:02] Speaker A: That's a pretty good live.
We got live live breaking news. We don't have a break, dude. Why don't we gotta have a breaking news buzzer? We need something like, something, something, dude. Can we got anything like. Let's think of a breaking news buzzer. Hold on.
Break. Breaking news.
[00:59:19] Speaker B: Hulk Hogan died at the age of 71.
[00:59:24] Speaker A: I. I wonder if it had anything to do with. Imagine I typed in breaking news and breeze contact came up. That's.
[00:59:30] Speaker B: Can you believe, like, could you ever think. Think of like a more scumbag friend than his scumbag friend that like, set him up?
Who?
His friend, Bubba the Love Boat. Like, set him up to like.
[00:59:43] Speaker A: Bubba the Love Boat Love Sponge.
[00:59:45] Speaker B: Bubba the Love Sponge. Bubba the Love Sponge set up Hulk Hogan? Yep.
[00:59:55] Speaker A: Well, Hulk Hogan's is dead. Hulk Hogan's dead, brother. So that's.
That's interesting.
[01:00:06] Speaker B: Yeah. Basically Bubba the Love Sponge was his. Like, was a good friend of his and he set him up to. I'm pretty sure. Or have a night with his own wife. And then he videotaped the whole thing and try to sell the tape.
If you remember that tape that was circling like five to seven years ago, that's what it was from that his best friend set him up to basically get both ways.
[01:00:35] Speaker A: Hearing a lot of good things about the kid.
[01:00:38] Speaker B: Dude. Dude, I've been seeing things left and right.
[01:00:41] Speaker A: Patriots can't stop. Are we gonna go? Are we gonna go?
[01:00:44] Speaker B: Yeah, we gotta go again.
[01:00:45] Speaker A: We gotta go again. It's new. We got a new regime. We.
Yeah, no, we gotta. We. We know where to go. Not all the way down to the right anymore. We gotta go exactly where Al said. And nowhere else. Because if we can't get over to the set because you know how, like the Patriots. First of all, if you're the Patriots, I don't know why the visitors are closer to the audience.
[01:01:06] Speaker B: It makes no sense.
[01:01:07] Speaker A: It is. It is laid out fast. Like it's laid out terribly. Hopefully with Rabel here, it's laid out.
[01:01:12] Speaker B: I wonder if they do that for a reason. Because they just don't want.
[01:01:16] Speaker A: They don't want people like videotaping and I think so.
But basically, if this is where we're at, this is the complex. This is the field.
When you walk in, the Patriots come up the steps like over here, and this is where they practice. You're over here. Here.
[01:01:34] Speaker B: Stands where you could sit. This is a field with a away team.
[01:01:38] Speaker A: Like the Eagles operated right in front of us the whole time. Like we could. You could see the Eagles.
[01:01:42] Speaker B: So you just don't go to enjoy practice. You go to a regular one.
[01:01:45] Speaker A: I don't know if you can.
[01:01:46] Speaker B: Yeah, I thought.
[01:01:47] Speaker A: I thought. I thought the. I didn't know if the public was open for.
[01:01:50] Speaker B: I'm pretty sure they're right. Yeah, I'm pretty sure they are.
[01:01:52] Speaker A: If it is, I would go. I would rather just go to a Patriot, a regular Patriots practice. Then it. Because, dude. Dude. When they started to do work, you couldn't see on the other side. I remember the. The greatest play that Jalen Polk made was the practice that me and Al went to me like an extended diving catch, but it was on the opposite side, so.
But Patriots camp is open.
[01:02:18] Speaker B: Yeah. It would be nice if they showed.
[01:02:20] Speaker A: The over under nine wins.
I got it right.
[01:02:24] Speaker B: Yeah, look, they're already going to into it.
There's no joint practice right now.
[01:02:29] Speaker A: Listen, you got a lot of personalities. There's a lot of new faces over there. You're looking at Milton Williams. You're looking at Harold Landry, looking at Carlton Davis. You're looking at Rob Spain on the offensive side of things. Diggs, Kyle Williams, Trevon Henderson.
[01:02:45] Speaker B: People are getting jacked up for Kyle, though. People are getting rail fired up.
They're saying, breakaway speed, breakaway.
Getting some of his throats quick.
[01:02:55] Speaker A: Someone said that. It's. It's Steve Smith. I told you, I watched this video. Steve Smith broke down Kyle Williams and compared him to himself. So that's awesome because I love Kyle Williams. I mean, I love Steve Smith. I would have taken Steve Smith on my team any day of the week.
He said there's this real speed, like there's 40 speed and then there's game speed. Game speed is essentially like when the person gets the ball in their hand, how fast are they opposed to the rest of the people on the field? And like, if you watch some of his tape, he has the ability to like just run away from people.
Like, he must have been like, he must have been unreal at playing tag. There's no way you caught Kyle Williams.
[01:03:39] Speaker B: No, no, no, no. No doubt about it.
[01:03:41] Speaker A: So I'm excited for that.
[01:03:42] Speaker B: He was the fastest kid in the neighborhood. And then they were like, listen, when he goes out and he goes into the city, he's not going to be as fast. Then he was the fastest in the city. Like, well, wa goes to states and.
[01:03:52] Speaker A: Then he's a fast state that.
[01:03:54] Speaker B: He's a fast in college. That's Kyle Williams.
[01:03:56] Speaker A: That's Kyle Williams.
How about.
I'm excited for.
I'm excited for Will Campbell. I think Will Campbell though, is in for. In for it. I think he's in for it because it. We do know these guys off the edge are like, it's different.
[01:04:13] Speaker B: They're nasty and it's different.
[01:04:14] Speaker A: It is different.
[01:04:15] Speaker B: Everything played at a different speed.
[01:04:17] Speaker A: It is different.
[01:04:17] Speaker B: They got.
[01:04:18] Speaker A: It does help that he is probably seen some of the most like NFL ready type guys, but it's super different that, yeah, he's gonna get it super differently when it's a seven year season guy. Like, I don't know if we do or if they do like say if he was to go up against like a Trey Hendrickson, you know what I mean?
[01:04:39] Speaker B: Yeah.
[01:04:39] Speaker A: A Nick Bosa.
That's like.
[01:04:42] Speaker B: Is he playing left tackle?
Yeah, yeah, 100%. Right?
[01:04:46] Speaker A: Yeah.
[01:04:46] Speaker B: Yeah. Okay.
[01:04:47] Speaker A: Who else going to play?
[01:04:48] Speaker B: Nobody.
[01:04:49] Speaker A: We didn't sign any other people.
[01:04:51] Speaker B: I would have liked a couple additions to the line.
[01:04:54] Speaker A: We got like very minuscule additions.
[01:04:57] Speaker B: Right. We got the kid from the jets, right?
[01:05:00] Speaker A: Oh, that's true. I mean, so you can't really hate that Morgan Mog. Yeah, that's a good veteran guy that you want. That's a great locker room presence. Yeah, you want. You definitely want that.
So, yeah, so I'm excited for that. That, you know. What are you making over there?
[01:05:20] Speaker B: You just. I just hear you beating the. Beating the eggs with a fork.
Fix that clock when you're, when you're ready, please.
[01:05:27] Speaker A: The clock right in front of you.
[01:05:28] Speaker B: It's crazy.
[01:05:30] Speaker A: It's absolutely insane.
[01:05:36] Speaker B: I feel like I had to say something about something.
[01:05:43] Speaker A: Let it fly.
Wow. How did he die?
I think he's just old age, dude.
One of the Most recognizable figures in professional wrestling, Hogan played a key role in bringing the sport to mainstream global audiences during the 1980s and 90s. True or false.
[01:06:03] Speaker B: He sucked at wrestling. If you go back and watch some of those things. Things he sucked, like, as a wrestler, he sucked. But I would say as a personality, he was got to be top three, top four.
Personality wise.
[01:06:17] Speaker A: Personality wise.
[01:06:19] Speaker B: But he was really bad. Like, that leg drop, like, that wouldn't even hurt. Like, I could do that. I do that leg drop to my kid, joking around like that.
That ain't hurting anybody.
[01:06:29] Speaker A: The leg drop?
[01:06:30] Speaker B: Yeah. Like there's some of those finishing moves that's like. Like that's not hurting anybody.
What was Rick Flair's.
[01:06:37] Speaker A: Jesus, this is so crazy.
[01:06:40] Speaker B: What's up?
[01:06:42] Speaker A: No, it's just a lot of messages.
What was Rick Flairs? Rick Flairs was the figure four.
[01:06:49] Speaker B: Oh, okay. Figure four. Yeah. You could legit hurt somebody.
[01:06:51] Speaker A: The figure four.
He's still alive. He's next.
[01:06:57] Speaker B: Ri. Flair's next. He's in his pants in Tampa bars. He's next.
[01:07:01] Speaker A: Like, shit's just pouring out of his ass. Ass.
[01:07:04] Speaker B: So who's next after him?
Matt Hardy.
One of the hottie brothers is dying.
[01:07:12] Speaker A: Come on, bro.
[01:07:13] Speaker B: Yeah, dude, you can wear your fishnet sleeves. One of them's dead.
[01:07:18] Speaker A: Yeah, I'll be there. I'll. I'll do it. I'll do a Swanton Bomb for.
[01:07:24] Speaker B: Would you say he was your favorite wrestler?
[01:07:25] Speaker A: He is my favorite wrestler. He is.
[01:07:28] Speaker B: No one's ever been better than Jeff Hardy. Jeff Hardy?
[01:07:31] Speaker A: Yeah, Jeff Hardy. Jeff Hardy. Rey Mysterio.
[01:07:35] Speaker B: So you like the High Flyers?
[01:07:37] Speaker A: Love it.
[01:07:37] Speaker B: So if you. So if you were going back, if you were going to be one, you'd.
[01:07:40] Speaker A: Be a high flyer, 100%.
[01:07:41] Speaker B: Like Logan Paul.
[01:07:45] Speaker A: Yeah, Logan Paul. Logan Paul kind of like breaks the curve because Logan Paul's pretty significantly big, but, like, can do all those, you know? I mean, like, Jeff Hardy I'm pretty sure is like maybe six feet, maybe six one.
[01:07:55] Speaker B: There's no way he's that tall.
[01:07:56] Speaker A: You know what I mean? Like, I don't even think he's that tall.
[01:07:58] Speaker B: I don't think so.
[01:08:00] Speaker A: Logan Paul's tall, though.
[01:08:02] Speaker B: Yes. I think he's like 62, 63. What's his name? Jeff Hardy.
[01:08:07] Speaker A: Yeah.
[01:08:13] Speaker B: He'S 61. Wow. He's bigger than I thought he was.
[01:08:15] Speaker A: Yeah, I know my.
[01:08:16] Speaker B: I know my guys, you know you guys.
[01:08:18] Speaker A: Charismatic.
[01:08:19] Speaker B: Oh, you know, you guys. I know. You know you guys.
[01:08:21] Speaker A: I know my dudes, bro. I know my dudes. 225.
[01:08:27] Speaker B: These are all the names he went by. Brother Narrow.
[01:08:30] Speaker A: Brother Narrow, Yep. That's TNA Itch Weed.
I don't know. I don't remember that one.
[01:08:36] Speaker B: With threes. Weed with Threes. I don't get that.
[01:08:38] Speaker A: Weed with Jeff Jav.
I think that had to be. That had to be before the Heidi Brothers, bro. That be Jeff Hardy.
Okay.
[01:08:49] Speaker B: Keith Davis, Wildo, Jinx, Willow, and then Wolverine.
Okay. I can see Wolverine because he can fly. Like, Wolverine was like this little wiry guy. I could honestly see him playing Wolverine type.
Well, you know, Willow, Jinx is a ridiculous.
[01:09:09] Speaker A: You know, Wolverine in the comics is depicted like no bigger than five. Five.
[01:09:14] Speaker B: I know.
[01:09:15] Speaker A: Yeah. He's like, supposed to be like mad small.
[01:09:17] Speaker B: Like you. You could play Wolverine in the comics.
Like, yo, Wolverine Stature.
[01:09:25] Speaker A: Whatever, dude.
[01:09:26] Speaker B: Pick another. Russell, let's go back and see any ring names of another Rust.
[01:09:29] Speaker A: This. Actually. Yeah, it's not. That's not bad.
If you want. I mean. No, everyone knows Stone Colds. So let's see. Let's pick.
Let's pick.
[01:09:40] Speaker B: You pick someone that's been there for a while, while.
[01:09:41] Speaker A: Mick Foley.
[01:09:42] Speaker B: Okay.
[01:09:44] Speaker A: McFoley, he could be. He could be also up there. Dude.
[01:09:47] Speaker B: Well, he had four at once going at once, if you remember.
[01:09:50] Speaker A: Yeah, he did. That's nuts.
[01:09:52] Speaker B: Do you know a fun stat about Mick Foley? That him and Kevin James were on the same wrestling team?
[01:09:57] Speaker A: That's crazy. Kevin James from King of Queens?
[01:09:59] Speaker B: Yes.
[01:10:00] Speaker A: That's nuts.
[01:10:03] Speaker B: Yes. He was a wrestler.
[01:10:05] Speaker A: He was a wrestler.
[01:10:06] Speaker B: Like a real wrestler, not like, not fake wrestling.
All right, so it's a lot of the ones that we know already. Cactus Jack. Cactus Jack Foley. Cactus Jack again. Manson. I don't know. Manson.
Dude love.
[01:10:24] Speaker A: Dude love.
[01:10:25] Speaker B: Jack Foley, Mankind, Mick Foley, and then this one, Nick Foley.
They always just seem to change. And then Zodiac number two, they always just seem to change. One of the letters is like, Jeff.
[01:10:39] Speaker A: Hot Jeff. Pick you. You pick one.
Like, we got to pick somebody from, like, that era that was like, kind of like went through the grain.
[01:10:50] Speaker B: I know Triple H has a good one, but it's like he's. Because they wanted him to be Hunter Helmsley.
[01:10:56] Speaker A: Hunter Hurst. Helmsley.
Paul. Like, they. He did.
[01:10:59] Speaker B: What about Chris Jericho? Do you think he's had some names?
[01:11:01] Speaker A: That's a good one. That's not bad. I was going to go with Shawn Michaels, but I. I think Shawn Michaels just of kind. Kind of like came in to his own.
[01:11:09] Speaker B: Okay. So he's got a few of them.
[01:11:11] Speaker A: Okay.
[01:11:12] Speaker B: Chris Jericho.
Chris Jericho without an H in his Name then? Corazon de Leon.
[01:11:22] Speaker A: Cortison de Leon.
[01:11:23] Speaker B: That means the hot of a lion, maybe. Corazon de Leon, Lion Hot. Yeah, that makes sense. So lionheart and then Corazon de Leon, like lionheart in Spanish.
[01:11:33] Speaker A: Okay, okay. Leon.
[01:11:34] Speaker B: Deoro. I think that means L, Gold lion, Lion Dew and super liger. So he's a lion and a tiger. I don't know why Jericho super liger. Maybe because of his long and blonde hair. They called him like a tiger, a lion, all that maybe.
[01:11:55] Speaker A: All right, so I'm trying to think now.
[01:11:58] Speaker B: You want to try Michaels?
[01:11:59] Speaker A: He's his. What's his. Does it say what his finisher is or his special move? It's something lying. It's lying. Something.
[01:12:05] Speaker B: Are you talking about the walls of Jericho?
[01:12:06] Speaker A: No, that. There's the other one. There's another move that he does.
[01:12:10] Speaker B: Hold on.
Finishing move.
[01:12:14] Speaker A: It's got to be his lion.
Lion. Lion salt. Yeah, it's called a lion salt. He, like, flips off the.
[01:12:22] Speaker B: Finishing.
[01:12:24] Speaker A: It's called a lion salt. I know it.
So Walls of Jericho.
[01:12:30] Speaker B: Yeah, he always got a couple of them laws of Jericho. He's got the Judas effect.
[01:12:35] Speaker A: Oh, that's right.
[01:12:36] Speaker B: That's. That one of cold breaker and lion salt.
[01:12:39] Speaker A: Lion salt and Code breaker. Okay. Those are the two. I know. I don't know about the Judas or whatever the. That is.
[01:12:44] Speaker B: Shawn Michaels.
[01:12:46] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, Shawn Michaels. I was gonna say Undertaker, but do Sean Michaels.
[01:12:50] Speaker B: He's only had two Shawn Michaels spelled S E a N and then Shawn Michaels spelled S a N. Why did.
[01:12:56] Speaker A: They do this, bro?
[01:12:57] Speaker B: I don't get it.
[01:12:57] Speaker A: They're like, like. Yeah, I got Chris Jericho. Also known as Chris Jericho. Yeah, Looks like. Okay, Keith Davis. That was awesome. What's another good one?
Do.
[01:13:12] Speaker B: Do like Randy Orton.
[01:13:14] Speaker A: Yeah. Or like mvp.
[01:13:16] Speaker B: I don't even know who that is.
[01:13:17] Speaker A: Okay, do Randy Orton.
[01:13:19] Speaker B: Who's Randy. Who's. Who's mvp?
[01:13:22] Speaker A: That black guy that used to wear the wide receiver gloves.
[01:13:26] Speaker B: That could be wicked racist. I bet she's gonna have racist names.
No, he's only Ben. Randy Orton.
[01:13:33] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. Okay. All right, so, yeah, see, when you do this.
[01:13:37] Speaker B: Why don't we look at Booker T. Let's look at Booker T. When we.
[01:13:41] Speaker A: When you do wrestlers, you start to find out, like, who's what. Randy Orton's been goaded. I think he got that because of his dad.
[01:13:49] Speaker B: Dude, I kind of. I kind of love Booker T. Dude, Booker T. Was black Snake snow, which. You gotta. Gotta love a little black snow name, dude. That's why, like, they was so bad back in the day, too.
[01:13:59] Speaker A: So crazy, bro.
[01:14:01] Speaker B: Booker. Just straight up Booker.
[01:14:03] Speaker A: I love that. Yeah, I love that. That is sick.
[01:14:06] Speaker B: Then Booker T. Okay, obviously, GI Bro.
[01:14:11] Speaker A: I don't remember that.
[01:14:12] Speaker B: King Booker.
[01:14:13] Speaker A: That's fine.
[01:14:14] Speaker B: And then Cole, like.
[01:14:18] Speaker A: Like, Cole, like C, O, A, L.
[01:14:20] Speaker B: Yes, because it's block black.
[01:14:22] Speaker A: That is tough.
[01:14:24] Speaker B: No, they spelled a K, O, L, E.
But I'm glad your head went there.
[01:14:28] Speaker A: Their heads had to be there.
[01:14:30] Speaker B: But they just wanted to make it look good.
[01:14:32] Speaker A: Like, what else are we doing?
[01:14:35] Speaker B: Do.
[01:14:38] Speaker A: Kurt Angle.
[01:14:40] Speaker B: No, I think because he was a rustler before, he's always been Kurt Angle.
[01:14:43] Speaker A: Okay.
[01:14:44] Speaker B: I mean, like, I think he just came from, like.
Like, I think those people that had a name like Mark Henry's probably always been Mark Henry. Yeah.
[01:14:51] Speaker A: The Undertaker.
[01:14:52] Speaker B: You need, like, Farouk. Let's see what Farouk was. Do you know.
[01:14:55] Speaker A: You need guys like Dolph Ziggler. Look up, like, do you know. Remember Dolph Ziggler? Yeah, look up Dolph Ziggler. Like, that guy was on the cheer squad or whatever the fucking.
God only knows what that guy's name was.
[01:15:07] Speaker B: His real name is Nicholas Theodore Nemeth.
Okay, so he's went by Dolph Ziggler. Nick Nemeth. Nick Nemeth with a K. So the first Nick Nemeth was just Nic and then Nikki.
[01:15:21] Speaker A: Okay, never mind. Dude. Terrible. Terrible.
All right.
[01:15:27] Speaker B: Okay, let's go. Farouk.
[01:15:32] Speaker A: We are just, like. We're going down a rabbit hole right now. Whoever's still listening to this, we're doing wrestlers. Like Mo. Like, wrestlers have had so many ring names that, like, probably you don't even know 80 of.
[01:15:45] Speaker B: So he's actually not that crazy. Crazy. He's got Doom.
[01:15:48] Speaker A: Doom.
[01:15:49] Speaker B: Yep. Farouk.
Farouk Assad, and then Ron Simmons. His actual names.
[01:15:54] Speaker A: Ron Simmons, right. Yeah.
Wow.
Let's see. Wow.
[01:16:03] Speaker B: You play professional football. That kind of makes perfect sense. Dude, he's defensive tackle, Cleveland Browns. Then he must have went up to Clint Canada, Ottawa Rough Riders, and Tampa Bay Bandits.
[01:16:14] Speaker A: Ron Simmons. All right, like, Brock Lesnar didn't have any other name.
[01:16:20] Speaker B: No, see, that's because he's already a person.
[01:16:22] Speaker A: Big show.
[01:16:26] Speaker B: What if you looked up Gold Dust, like, someone like that? Like Dustin Rhodes. Let's look up Dustin Rhodes.
[01:16:33] Speaker A: Dustin Rhodes or Cody Rhodes.
[01:16:35] Speaker B: Dustin. The father.
Oh, no. Is that. The father is the brother, right?
Oh, my God. Yeah, he's got a lot.
The Artist Formerly Known as Gold Dust, Black Rain. Dustin. Dustin Rhodes. Dustin runnels.
Dusty Rhodes, Jr. Gold Dust, Gold Dustin.
Seven and the Natural.
Do you remember him? He was a creepy.
You got to get the people that have been in there for a while that, like in the early times, I bet you, like, even if you looked.
[01:17:15] Speaker A: At, like, Hulk Hogan, like, Sandman.
[01:17:18] Speaker B: Yeah. Sandman's probably crazy, too.
But I'm thinking, like, in general, it has to be.
People like the kids nowadays probably don't change their names as much. Sand. What'd you say?
[01:17:29] Speaker A: Sandman.
If anything, it actually might be crazy. You.
[01:17:38] Speaker B: He's only had three.
Mr. Sandman, the Sandman, hardcore hack and hack.
Yeah, I don't know.
[01:17:48] Speaker A: All right.
[01:17:48] Speaker B: I don't know who comes up with the names. I feel like we could come up with better names than some of these.
[01:17:52] Speaker A: Guys than the Hack. Or, like, just calling a black guy Cole, but, like, just naming it White. Like, that's super white.
[01:17:59] Speaker B: K, O, L, E. Yeah, it's definitely. That's exactly what they were going for.
[01:18:03] Speaker A: Hey, what? Black snow, dude. Dude, like, I want to know what his ring. Its eye was. Like, that's.
[01:18:08] Speaker B: Yeah, I know.
[01:18:09] Speaker A: I would love to know what black snow looked like. And now base it off.
Black snow.
Like, how could you even say that? Seriously, it is wild. Who is your favorite wrestler? Stone Cold.
[01:18:23] Speaker B: It's not even a question. Not even a doubt.
[01:18:25] Speaker A: Stone Cold's probably either two or three. For me.
I rather stone. I rather watch Stone Cold clips than the Rock clips. Even though the Rock is humorous, the Rock's pretty fun.
[01:18:35] Speaker B: The Rock sucks.
[01:18:36] Speaker A: Rocks.
[01:18:37] Speaker B: He's got. He's got some good.
[01:18:40] Speaker A: Super good. He. They both have unbelievable promos.
[01:18:43] Speaker B: Yeah.
[01:18:44] Speaker A: You can't lie. The Rock sometimes get out there and, like, the way he could talk and talk to somebody. But Stone Cold, like, was more like brunt.
[01:18:52] Speaker B: Like, if you look at how many years the Rock. He didn't do many years actually, in WWE.
[01:18:58] Speaker A: 10. 12.
[01:19:00] Speaker B: I don't even think he did that. I think 10. I think he was only in for, like. I think he came, like, 98, and then he was out by, like, 2,000. He was making movies once he started.
[01:19:09] Speaker A: Making the Scorpion King.
[01:19:10] Speaker B: Right. I think that was 2000.
I could be way off on that.
But he always came back would be good.
[01:19:18] Speaker A: And I guess this is tough to put into comparison because you could essentially throw, like, Marvel movies in there because of Dave Bautista. But, like, best movies that, like. Like, we should rank the best movies that athletes have started.
[01:19:36] Speaker B: Any athletes.
[01:19:36] Speaker A: Athlete, yes.
[01:19:38] Speaker B: Any athletes in the movie they star in them.
[01:19:40] Speaker A: Yes.
[01:19:41] Speaker B: Oh, wait, so we're counting, like, Train Wreck will count because LeBron's in it for two seconds.
[01:19:44] Speaker A: I don't even know what movie that is.
[01:19:46] Speaker B: It's a stupid movie.
[01:19:47] Speaker A: Okay. No, no, like, he.
Right, Like. Okay, so you. You throw that in there somewhere. I would say, like, do they have.
[01:19:57] Speaker B: To be a star in the movie?
[01:19:59] Speaker A: I don't know. Because, like, you say he was in the movie for, like, two minutes. Like that. I. I would rather not count. Like, John Cena has been in plenty of. Like, has been.
[01:20:06] Speaker B: John Cena was in that movie, too.
[01:20:07] Speaker A: Yeah, John Cena has been, like, noticeably in Fast and Furious as well. So you got to go.
[01:20:17] Speaker B: Why don't we just do it now?
[01:20:18] Speaker A: Yeah.
[01:20:19] Speaker B: Athlete movies with, like, top five.
[01:20:22] Speaker A: Yeah, top five, sure.
[01:20:23] Speaker B: What do we consider an athlete? I guess we have to settle down. What are we going to consider an athlete?
[01:20:27] Speaker A: And what are we going to consider? Somebody that had a professional career here.
[01:20:36] Speaker B: The Rock doesn't count even though he was drafted. Brock Lesn doesn't count because he was drafted.
[01:20:40] Speaker A: Brock les. See, like, Brock Lesnar doesn't count. Third Rock doesn't count.
Like, wait a minute. Did I say we doing. We just doing wrestlers, right? Wrestling movies.
[01:20:56] Speaker B: Oh, no, no. I was. Oh, you just doing. Want do wrestling. I'm fine with that.
[01:20:59] Speaker A: No, I thought we were going to do.
[01:21:00] Speaker B: I thought I said all.
[01:21:01] Speaker A: I thought I said sport athletes.
[01:21:03] Speaker B: Sport athletes.
[01:21:03] Speaker A: Because I'm trying to think, what about the Longest Shot? Everybody's in that movie.
[01:21:08] Speaker B: It's a good movie. Is it in the top five?
[01:21:10] Speaker A: Could be five. That's why I'm saying that. I think that could be a solid five. Michael Irvin's in that movie.
[01:21:19] Speaker B: Everyone's in it.
[01:21:19] Speaker A: Steve Austin's in that movie. I know, but they all are playing like they.
[01:21:23] Speaker B: What are we talking, a good movie? Like, enjoyable movies or like, good movies?
[01:21:27] Speaker A: Good movies.
Good movies.
[01:21:32] Speaker B: I know we're going to be missing, like, a professional star that, like, back in, like, the 80s.
[01:21:37] Speaker A: And like I said, like, let's. Let's minus Guardians of the Gap. Like, let's. You could throw in a guidance if you wanted.
[01:21:43] Speaker B: Oh, because you're thinking of Batista being in it.
[01:21:46] Speaker A: He is significantly in that movie. I mean, he's one of the main characters in the movie. I would go with Guardians. Let's not go with an end game.
[01:21:52] Speaker B: Are we counting the Rock or no?
For this?
[01:21:55] Speaker A: Yeah. Wrestler. Yeah, of course you have to.
But, like, I don't think the Rock. I don't think the Rock. I think the Rock could have, like, maybe one movie in here, and it's not.
[01:22:07] Speaker B: You can make a Lot of Black Adam. You can make a lot of cases that there's a lot of movies better than Longest. Yeah. That the Rock made.
[01:22:16] Speaker A: Okay. Like.
[01:22:21] Speaker B: Rundown, Walking Tall.
[01:22:24] Speaker A: That are better than the Run. That are better than Longest Yard.
Rundown.
[01:22:29] Speaker B: Long shots. Like a remake.
[01:22:30] Speaker A: Rundown is one Is a great.
[01:22:33] Speaker B: When that's on. I keep it on.
[01:22:35] Speaker A: That's a.
[01:22:35] Speaker B: You don't move it, dude. You don't move it.
[01:22:37] Speaker A: It's got a great bad guy. It's got great action scenes. It's set in a sick spot.
[01:22:43] Speaker B: And you get the humor with Sean Williams Scott about the Rundown.
[01:22:47] Speaker A: Damn. I. Rundown's up there. I think we gotta put Rundown on the list.
[01:22:51] Speaker B: I know. But it really. But this. Why I'm asking.
[01:22:54] Speaker A: Enjoyable mention, but that's both. It's a good movie.
[01:22:58] Speaker B: I'd rather. Maybe I want to throw in a Fast and the Furious with the Rock in it.
[01:23:03] Speaker A: You can do more than one. But like. I wouldn't like to see that. Cuz that would just feel like. I get like flooded with the rocks.
[01:23:08] Speaker B: But.
[01:23:11] Speaker A: Listen, this is crazy.
[01:23:13] Speaker B: We have. There's too many movies.
[01:23:14] Speaker A: I know. We might. We might have to write it. We might have to write an down. This is a lot of movies.
[01:23:20] Speaker B: Movies with athletes.
[01:23:22] Speaker A: But we're not just doing athletes. We're even doing wrestlers. But maybe the ones with the wrestlers we can actually just identify.
[01:23:35] Speaker B: With professional athletes. D. Professional.
Let's look at the list and then we'll. We'll go from there.
[01:23:45] Speaker A: He sent her a pet detectors.
[01:23:48] Speaker B: Tamarino, isn't it?
[01:23:52] Speaker A: Yeah, but. Okay, but like. There you go. Like. Well, I would never. I would not in this sense.
[01:23:56] Speaker B: Oh, Lawrence Taylor's in the water. Boy. That's right. That's what I'm saying. Talladega Nights. They got people in it south about Mary. Got Brett Favre.
Happy Gilmore. They gotta have somebody in Happy Gilmore. Not sure who it is.
[01:24:09] Speaker A: Is.
[01:24:11] Speaker B: Oh, Kyle Weathers. Oh, Kyle Weathers. Dude was a professional. So you got all the Rockies. You can go by Creed.
What was he in? Creed. He's in flashbacks of Creed.
[01:24:22] Speaker A: Wait, Kyle Weathers was a professional athlete?
[01:24:25] Speaker B: Yep. Oh, yeah. Kyle Weathers was.
[01:24:27] Speaker A: I mean. No, look at him.
[01:24:30] Speaker B: So think about him. You got him to choose from. You got a lot of stuff in him.
[01:24:34] Speaker A: I think we got to go bigger than five. We got to go 10.
[01:24:38] Speaker B: Oh. Shacks and kazam. I like that. That was a good one. Blue chips. Blue Chips. A great movie kingpin.
[01:24:44] Speaker A: Like you're not going to do. We're not going to do airplane. Right? Like Kareem Alu Jabal was an airplane.
[01:24:50] Speaker B: We going to take the Hangover movies with Tyson in it.
[01:24:52] Speaker A: That's what I mean, bro. This is a crazy ass list.
[01:24:57] Speaker B: Do you consider. Okay, let me ask you this question.
Do you consider bodybuilders athlete?
[01:25:08] Speaker A: It's tough.
[01:25:09] Speaker B: It's a tough Olympic sport.
[01:25:11] Speaker A: It's a tough line, cuz then you.
[01:25:13] Speaker B: Get all of Arnold Schwarzenegger. You get the Schwarzenegger.
[01:25:17] Speaker A: Is cheerleading the sport?
[01:25:18] Speaker B: No, cheerlead is not a sport. It's never been a sport.
Right, I dig. I consider those two things differently.
[01:25:25] Speaker A: I wouldn't.
For the sake of this argument, I would not. I would. You got to take out sports, cuz.
[01:25:31] Speaker B: He'S got some band is.
[01:25:32] Speaker A: Yeah, no kidding. Schwarzenegger is an icon. I would say Arnold Schwarzenegger is an icon.
[01:25:39] Speaker B: Yes.
[01:25:39] Speaker A: Okay, so get to the job like that.
[01:25:44] Speaker B: Are you considering fake professional wrestlers? Actually Professional wrestlers. So let's take them off.
[01:25:50] Speaker A: Professional wrestlers. Yeah, I, I'm cool with taking the wrestlers out if you want and just go straight.
[01:25:55] Speaker B: Let's take the rest.
[01:25:56] Speaker A: I think we'd be have a much easier time time finding movies and compiling five movies. Okay, so we take the wrestlers out. All right, Bet.
[01:26:09] Speaker B: I mean, I want to get. We have to get one of the Rocky movies in. So we either go Rocky 1 or Rocky 4. 4. 4, 4 is so good.
[01:26:16] Speaker A: Fours on.
[01:26:17] Speaker B: I know that people are gonna say one and two is better. Like because they won. Maybe should have won.
[01:26:22] Speaker A: I don't understand why people love Rocky one so much. Like the movies get better, in my opinion.
[01:26:27] Speaker B: I think Rocky 4 is one of my favorite movies of all time.
[01:26:31] Speaker A: Was one of my favorite movies of all time as well.
[01:26:33] Speaker B: Let's get the five and then we'll order. Rank them in order.
[01:26:36] Speaker A: All right, fine. Let me write them down.
Keep going.
[01:26:41] Speaker B: Rocky 4.
[01:26:44] Speaker A: Okay.
Rocky 4. Okay.
[01:26:50] Speaker B: We're gonna need a comedy. It's a point. So do we want to take like a Naked Gun or an airplane? I mean, I think it's just past my time. Like, I mean, before my time. I guess you could say Happy Gilmore could be up there with Car Weathers again.
Oh, think of how iconic that movie is. Or speak. Or I'll take the original Space Jam.
[01:27:14] Speaker A: Yeah. So you got Space Jam. So you got space jam, Rocky 4. Happy Gilmore.
Trying to think what else? What other movies?
What other movies? Not wrestlers with pro athletes.
I cannot think of anything right now.
[01:27:45] Speaker B: Well, there's a ton of them. That's why it's.
[01:27:47] Speaker A: They.
[01:27:47] Speaker B: It's A.
Are we count cameos? If we count cameos, then basically every movie.
[01:27:53] Speaker A: No, we're not about count.
[01:27:54] Speaker B: Like you can't count Mr. Deeds, because John McEnroe's in it for like a second.
[01:27:58] Speaker A: A second.
[01:27:59] Speaker B: Well, he's in it for a little bit more, but you can't pick him.
[01:28:04] Speaker A: He doesn't have a significant role.
[01:28:07] Speaker B: I agree.
What about the dude, Vinnie Jones?
[01:28:12] Speaker A: Who the is Vinnie Jones?
[01:28:13] Speaker B: You know, Vinnie Jones, the British dude that's bald and he's always mad. He's in gone in 60 seconds. He's an X Men. He plays Magneto in the original X Men. It's not Magneto. Juggernaut.
[01:28:24] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, I know him. Yeah, yeah.
[01:28:26] Speaker B: He's a performer. Soccer player.
He is, yes. So you think you get all those movies?
Vinnie Jones is a narrator.
[01:28:35] Speaker A: Yeah. They get on the bus.
[01:28:38] Speaker B: Yes. He's running, like the soccer team.
[01:28:40] Speaker A: He's the coach.
[01:28:41] Speaker B: Yes, yes.
He's got some great movies.
[01:28:44] Speaker A: Euro trip.
[01:28:45] Speaker B: Yeah.
[01:28:45] Speaker A: Nice.
I'm throwing Euro.
[01:28:50] Speaker B: All right. Yeah, it throw Eurotrip on there.
[01:28:52] Speaker A: He's in there. He's in there.
[01:28:54] Speaker B: Oh, and then there is a good movie. Looking at that list is he got Game with Ray Allen and Denzel Washington. Like, if you want like a good.
[01:29:01] Speaker A: Movie, that's a good movie.
[01:29:04] Speaker B: But would I watch a million times?
[01:29:05] Speaker A: No, not at all. I'd watch it once.
[01:29:07] Speaker B: So that's my point. It's enjoyable movies.
[01:29:10] Speaker A: Okay.
I'm just stretching my legs because my hips.
We're at a buck 40.
[01:29:20] Speaker B: Yeah, but the first 30 minutes I was on the phone outside, so that's.
[01:29:24] Speaker A: No, it's 2020. I think you got to get rid of the first. You got to get rid of the the first 20 minutes of this podcast.
[01:29:32] Speaker B: Huh?
[01:29:34] Speaker A: I'm going to see the Fantastic 4 at 4 o'. Clock. Fight up.
[01:29:38] Speaker B: Is that out? Yes.
Oh, so we got to get you to watch that. What was the other movie you wanted to see? Superman.
[01:29:45] Speaker A: Oh, I seen Superman.
[01:29:46] Speaker B: How was it 1 to 10?
[01:29:48] Speaker A: I gave it a 7.8 to 8 out of 10.
[01:29:51] Speaker B: Let's throw water Boy on the list. Water Boy is such a good movie, sir. Water Boy tales in it a little bit. We'll you give him that. You cool with that?
[01:29:58] Speaker A: He's not in it enough.
[01:29:59] Speaker B: All right, so take him off the list. We need to add one more to list before we start going on a different topic. We already have five.
[01:30:04] Speaker A: We have five. What do you like? Rocky 4, Happy Gilmore, Space Jam. Euro Trip. He got game. I'm not going to lie. I feel like this isn't the strongest list in the world because Euro Trip, if anything, should be an honorable mention. Let's be realistic because. Yes, yes.
[01:30:20] Speaker B: Let's take Euro Trip off.
[01:30:21] Speaker A: Okay.
[01:30:22] Speaker B: Vinny Jones and stuff. Many movies, dude. I'd even take Lock, Stock and Barrels. I'll take gone in 60 seconds. He's in.
[01:30:31] Speaker A: Well, that makes sense, Alby, because, well, you're 10.
[01:30:34] Speaker B: Okay, so why would you see every. All Any of those movies.
[01:30:42] Speaker A: Right?
[01:30:42] Speaker B: Oh, why don't we do the Batista movie? Oh, no, we took Wrestlers Off.
[01:30:45] Speaker A: We took Wrestlers Off.
Who?
[01:30:48] Speaker B: The Bubba Smith.
[01:30:51] Speaker A: I don't know.
[01:30:51] Speaker B: Police Academy. Cream of daba, Airplane.
[01:30:54] Speaker A: Yep.
[01:30:55] Speaker B: Michael Jewel.
[01:30:56] Speaker A: I hate that they're making another Naked Gun. It looks so stupid.
[01:31:00] Speaker B: I actually thought it didn't look that bad.
Yeah, see, these two British movies are unbelievable. Snatch and Lock, Stock and Barrel.
Mike Tyson, the Hangover. Is he in it for long enough?
[01:31:16] Speaker A: Enough.
No, no, because he's had probably the same amount of time. Lawrence Sales and Water Boy.
[01:31:23] Speaker B: What's the. What's the movie Wanted to watch.
You're asking too many questions, dude.
Wow, this is crazy. Not enough athletes are in movies. They're just not good enough.
[01:31:36] Speaker A: I didn't want. Did you watch the new space jam with LeBron?
[01:31:39] Speaker B: Yeah, it sucked. Was so bad.
Did you expect that to be good?
[01:31:44] Speaker A: I didn't watch it. So.
[01:31:48] Speaker B: Yeah, we can't get a fifth movie here.
You got Happy Gilmore, Space Jam, Rocky 4. He got Game. I mean, that's a solid 4.
We Ourselves, by taking out the receipts.
[01:32:02] Speaker A: They'Re taking out the wrestlers, dude. Well, you could say longest yacht.
[01:32:09] Speaker B: Oh, he's in Any Given Sunday. Lawrence Taylor. Remember, he's the player.
He's a linebacker on Any Given Sunday. Dude. That's definitely the movie. Any Given Sunday. Put it on the list.
He's a lie. He plays a linebacker in the movie.
[01:32:22] Speaker A: You positive?
[01:32:23] Speaker B: Positive. Yep. He's the crazy linebacker.
[01:32:28] Speaker A: All right. Rocky 4, I would say, is going to go number one. Happy Gilmore can go number two.
Any given Sunday.
I would put He Got Game at the bottom. And then, Penny, Given Sunday, a Space Jam 3 or 4.
[01:32:44] Speaker B: Go Space Jam 3.
[01:32:45] Speaker A: Just because I love it.
[01:32:46] Speaker B: Just from the reasons.
[01:32:48] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. Honestly, Looney Tunes are great. They're very slept on. Cartoon cartoons are no longer really a thing anymore. The Looney Tunes were the cool.
[01:32:58] Speaker B: Are you talking because of Space Jam?
[01:33:00] Speaker A: No, I like Darkling Duck, like the most. And that had nothing to do with Space Jam.
[01:33:05] Speaker B: It had nothing at all to do with it.
[01:33:07] Speaker A: Honorable mention there is going to be Euro trip because of Vinnie.
[01:33:12] Speaker B: Vinnie Jones, Vinny Jones. Got a lot of movies. Snatch. Lock, Stock and Barrels.
X men's gone in 60 seconds. People sleep on. He's. He's in a ton of movies that you don't even realize that he's in. He's the fucking angry British dude who's been balt. Great actor.
Look, he's just getting. This kid's just getting inboxes left and right.
Please take me. Take me to Puerto Rico.
[01:33:37] Speaker A: I volunteer as tribute. Yeah, I know. I volunteered.
[01:33:40] Speaker B: How many people have said that to you? That.
[01:33:42] Speaker A: That too. Too many. And I hate it.
It's like, like, bro, like I'm trying to go against the curve and like, do something fun. Like, be fun. Like, be fun back. Don't be like, pick me. I like. I said, like, stop saying that.
[01:33:54] Speaker B: Well, they dig there being fun, funny. Like, did you.
[01:33:56] Speaker A: Yeah, like, fine. I guess I. I guess I'll volunteer as tribute. Like, hey, I guess I'll volunteer and not even responding.
[01:34:04] Speaker B: Yeah.
[01:34:04] Speaker A: Or I'll just delete your comment. Imagine that. Deleted.
[01:34:08] Speaker B: Imagine if the girl your dreams dude just said that she's just a huge Hunger Games person. Like, she just loves. Like that whole story with Katniss. Is it catnip? Katniss and PETA.
[01:34:19] Speaker A: If the girl. If I was talking to somebody now, interest in their obsession was with Hunger Games, I would immediately leave.
[01:34:26] Speaker B: Chrissy, is those the Hunger Games people? Katniss and. And, yeah.
[01:34:31] Speaker A: Katniss Everdeen. Right?
[01:34:32] Speaker B: Yeah.
[01:34:33] Speaker A: Yeah. Sucks. She's a.
[01:34:35] Speaker B: That's a fair fact. You remember that fappening that came out?
You heard about the fappening?
[01:34:43] Speaker A: I don't even know what that means.
[01:34:44] Speaker B: But yeah, you heard about the happening. You know, like it happening. Like something happens. The fattening was like when the. All the celebrities phone phones got hacked on the icloud.
[01:34:55] Speaker A: Yes. Yes.
Jennifer Lawrence.
[01:34:57] Speaker B: You know what fapping means?
[01:34:58] Speaker A: Jennifer Lawrence was one of them.
[01:35:01] Speaker B: Jennifer Lawrence was one of them.
[01:35:03] Speaker A: It's like 125 photos, kind of wild.
[01:35:08] Speaker B: Did you feel awkward when you looked at them?
[01:35:10] Speaker A: No.
[01:35:11] Speaker B: Because you didn't want them out there.
[01:35:12] Speaker A: I felt closer to them.
I was like, word.
[01:35:15] Speaker B: Yeah.
[01:35:16] Speaker A: You know what I mean? They're just like us said, thank you.
[01:35:19] Speaker B: Yes.
[01:35:19] Speaker A: Honestly, that's all I said. She's like, thanks.
Appreciate it. I am not the creep that want to go hack your icloud. So I'm not going to be the bad guy.
[01:35:30] Speaker B: Listen, you know what it is?
[01:35:30] Speaker A: There's nothing bad about me looking.
[01:35:32] Speaker B: It's like, you Bought. You just bought a stolen thing. It's like you bought raises from the guy.
[01:35:37] Speaker A: Problems up with the nerd that hacked the icloud. Yeah, not me.
[01:35:41] Speaker B: Don't get mad at him for buying the raises off the job, Gunky. He stole those.
[01:35:46] Speaker A: He stole those, bro. Yeah, that's on that guy. That's on him, mate, not me.
[01:35:52] Speaker B: He's still got Mach twos. Like we're on Mach eights, but he got those Mach 2 gillettes. Where did you steal those from, buddy?
[01:36:03] Speaker A: That makes me think about the kid that was stealing my golf shoes but had shoes to wear. So like, I just. I can't believe that.
[01:36:10] Speaker B: Do you think he's got deported yet? Because I know that was like a big topic of conversation.
[01:36:14] Speaker A: Hopefully. Or somebody sliced his throat.
Yeah, but.
[01:36:20] Speaker B: So what's on your plans for this week?
[01:36:23] Speaker A: For this week?
[01:36:24] Speaker B: Yeah.
[01:36:26] Speaker A: All right, so I'm gonna go to the movies today at 4 o'. Clock. It's right now. It's 12:25, so 415, assembly row. Fantastic Four. My boy, Darren. Yo, after that I got. I think I'm off tomorrow.
[01:36:41] Speaker B: I. Wow.
[01:36:42] Speaker A: I.
I think I will be playing some softball and then. Oh, down reveal and then chilling.
I'm trying to keep it as like cool and like casual and like obviously like not splurge as much with the trip coming up. X in etc. So I'll probably just be hanging out. Saturday I got chilling. Saturday I got work. Work.
Sunday I got work.
[01:37:09] Speaker B: Do you think we can get more than like a rollover little dribble at a second base out of you for the softball team?
[01:37:17] Speaker A: Yeah, absolutely. You missed. You. You. You missed an absolute rope of a ball. Hits me at third base that I caught clean. And then you made a couple errors. I made one other arrow.
[01:37:31] Speaker B: What do you guys do? Doing?
[01:37:36] Speaker A: You guys ordered from prime.
[01:37:39] Speaker B: Must be Amazon fresh. Must be like food shopping.
[01:37:43] Speaker A: 100%.
I will say it just looks like a bunch of rotisserie chickens in same bag.
[01:37:50] Speaker B: That's exactly what it looks like.
[01:37:51] Speaker A: It's.
It's just like a bunch of.
[01:37:54] Speaker B: The shape of them is odd. Like, what did they get?
[01:37:56] Speaker A: Yeah, exactly. Like what is in there?
[01:37:58] Speaker B: Like just a bunch of yogurt packs.
[01:37:59] Speaker A: I'll tell you what's in there. It's yogurt and rotisserie chickens.
[01:38:04] Speaker B: Did you get rotisserie chicken? No yogurt.
[01:38:09] Speaker A: Not one of those has rotisserie chicken in it. I could eat a whole rotisserie chicken, I think like under 30 minutes. I love it.
[01:38:17] Speaker B: They didn't have it I tried. They don't do it for fresh.
[01:38:21] Speaker A: Rotisserie chickens are great, by the way. People. If you're ever just in the lack of needing something to eat, something like picking at a already cooked chicken, just.
[01:38:30] Speaker B: Dude, you want to hear how retired. So we're in that. We're. I'm still in the success lift thing.
[01:38:35] Speaker A: The what?
[01:38:36] Speaker B: Success lift. It's like this stupid app. It's. The guy knows what he's talking about, but he's kind of like a square a little bit. Or he tries to act like he's a square.
Yeah. This guy, Brian Penuzo runs this site. It's supposed to like get you in shape. I go, I can't let you. Macros. I'll give you one. One on one coaching all that. It's actually like if you actually take it serious and you've got everything there that you need. But he hits this group chat. We're in like the support group chat, apparently. And you're supposed to like put how many steps you have every single day, all that stuff.
And like, he'll throw in these little things and like, he's just like, guys, if you need a quick meal, a perfect thing is rotisserie chicken. It's like the sky's blue. Panuzo, you ain't telling me about rotisserie chicken. You're not telling nobody about rotisserie chicken. Don't ask any. Everybody knows how clutch a rotisserie chicken is.
[01:39:26] Speaker A: Clutch, dude.
[01:39:27] Speaker B: As clutches could be.
[01:39:29] Speaker A: Dude.
[01:39:29] Speaker B: Like, everybody knows. I've legitimately bought a rotisserie chicken and ate it with my hand in the car.
[01:39:34] Speaker A: Yeah.
[01:39:35] Speaker B: When y' all hungry, you're just like dipping in. You're ripping away.
[01:39:38] Speaker A: You could. I don't like the ones that are like wrapped in just plastic. I do like the plastic hardcover.
[01:39:43] Speaker B: Over. Well, here's the problem.
[01:39:45] Speaker A: Can.
[01:39:46] Speaker B: They're all moving to this plastic stop and shop, dudes. Moving to the plastic bags.
[01:39:50] Speaker A: I know.
[01:39:50] Speaker B: And it's just. It's a mess.
[01:39:51] Speaker A: It's gross. It likes me a little bit. So you got to take it out. I take the whole chicken out. But now at that point, I basically. Now I break down that chicken like a pound. Like a pound of coke. Like, I'll break that down.
[01:40:03] Speaker B: Yeah.
[01:40:05] Speaker A: I'm ripping everything off this chicken.
[01:40:07] Speaker B: Yeah.
[01:40:07] Speaker A: And like, while. While I'm breaking down the chicken, I like to do it when I just get it back because obviously it's still hot for me underneath the lamp and it's much easier to pull at.
But you do that. I'LL put it in a Tupperware container, throw some canes, mayo in there, little salt, little pepper. Chicken salad.
[01:40:27] Speaker B: That's the only way to do.
[01:40:28] Speaker A: That's it.
[01:40:30] Speaker B: If you boil. If you boil your own chicken for chicken salad, you're doing it wrong.
[01:40:36] Speaker A: Why wouldn't you use rotisserie chicken? It's like all of like 449.
[01:40:41] Speaker B: Yes.
[01:40:41] Speaker A: Just like save yourself.
[01:40:43] Speaker B: All the work's done for you. And it tastes delicious.
[01:40:45] Speaker A: Your skin's unreal. Yeah. And you get to eat that. That you eat it the whole time.
[01:40:50] Speaker B: The skin is the best pot.
You got one thing right today.
[01:40:53] Speaker A: You're eating it the whole time while. While you're making it too.
[01:40:57] Speaker B: Yeah.
Oh, yeah. That's like it. Some. For me, it's like a tax, like.
[01:41:01] Speaker A: Which literally is like. Oh, one piece in the container.
[01:41:05] Speaker B: Yeah.
[01:41:06] Speaker A: One piece down the hat.
[01:41:07] Speaker B: That's what I do when I'm making cold cut sandwiches.
[01:41:09] Speaker A: It's on.
[01:41:10] Speaker B: It's just like I just had eight slices of cheese and eight.
[01:41:13] Speaker A: I make an excellent. I make an excuse, bro. I make an excuse, I swear to God, for. For eating things while I'm cooking them.
[01:41:21] Speaker B: God forbid you get to land the lakes and they're sticking together. Like those slices stick together. All of a sudden you're like ripping it off. You got like four slices.
[01:41:28] Speaker A: Cold cuts are so cold cut and not healthy for you, like to. At any extent.
But I did splurge last week and got buffalo chicken oven roasted turkey and. And a pound of Landlord Lakes.
And I will say Buffalo chicken is good. I will also say that I did get my go to is hardy white Pepperidge farm white bread. Unbelievable.
[01:41:51] Speaker B: With the flour on the outside.
[01:41:53] Speaker A: Oh, my God, dude.
[01:41:55] Speaker B: That's your brighter choice.
[01:41:56] Speaker A: Holy.
[01:41:57] Speaker B: So is that for all sandwiches?
[01:41:59] Speaker A: That's for all. That's for all cold cut sandwich needs. Yeah, that or the butter. I think it's called buttered.
[01:42:12] Speaker B: Oh, like the butter bread.
What about like a Martin's potato roll?
You into rolls? You like a kaiser roll or you just get. Just.
[01:42:22] Speaker A: No, because listen, there is some rolls I think a potato roll. I love. What I love even more than anything else is a pretzel bun.
[01:42:29] Speaker B: Big pretzel bun guy.
[01:42:31] Speaker A: Not gonna say a big pretzel bun guy. Cause it's not like I avidly get that. Get those. But like in market basket, they do sometimes. Always unlike those end caps, they be sponsoring them. Yeah.
[01:42:41] Speaker B: You big enough and you'll bake any sandwich in a pretzel bun.
[01:42:45] Speaker A: No, I wouldn't say. I would I would more than likely probably cook a burger in a pretzel bun.
[01:42:49] Speaker B: That's usually how they come. I. I wasn't sure if you were like making like peanut butter and jellies in a pretzel bun.
[01:42:54] Speaker A: That could be innovative, though.
[01:42:55] Speaker B: I. I wouldn't doubt it. Pretzel and peanut butter is pretty good.
[01:42:58] Speaker A: Toast in a pretzel bun and then putting PB and J J on it might be a hit.
[01:43:02] Speaker B: Could be the move.
[01:43:02] Speaker A: Could be. Could be the move.
[01:43:04] Speaker B: Could be the move.
[01:43:05] Speaker A: I made chicken wings. I made chicken wings the other night. They were unbelievable. I baked them in the oven for 35 minutes on 425 degrees.
Fell off the bone eating them. They were unbelievable.
[01:43:18] Speaker B: What kind of sauce you do?
[01:43:20] Speaker A: Also.
[01:43:23] Speaker B: Slaps. Also so good.
We don't use asso enough.
[01:43:29] Speaker A: It's a shame.
[01:43:30] Speaker B: Her. Her, I guess, is it mother in law.
[01:43:33] Speaker A: What a lot of people.
[01:43:34] Speaker B: Is it your stepmother? How would you call that?
Her stepmother, I guess is how you'd say it.
She. Ham is like chicken thighs with aso sauce. It's like the best thing ever. Also sauce and sweet baby race.
She'll do like a little bit of each.
Delicious, bro.
[01:43:51] Speaker A: It's so good. Yeah, it's so good.
[01:43:53] Speaker B: Big chicken thigh guy. You like chicken thigh thighs? I like thighs over.
[01:43:57] Speaker A: Yeah, I don't think. I don't think. I don't think that's bad. I don't think the chicken thigh is bad at all.
[01:44:01] Speaker B: No, it's definitely not bad.
[01:44:02] Speaker A: I think.
And I honestly, the wings that I got, I didn't. I thought that they were going to be bigger. I thought I was getting like six to eight larger wings. I got like about 12 to 16 smaller wings, so I'll take that.
[01:44:17] Speaker B: You like large or small?
[01:44:18] Speaker A: I like lodge, personally.
[01:44:20] Speaker B: So you'd love a doobie wing? You got to get some doobie wings. Yeah, he's got some big wings, right?
[01:44:26] Speaker A: The doobie ones my mother used to make, like brontosaurus ones, bro, they were so good. In this girl and this woman. Somehow, some way, like, they come out as red as Albie's shirt. Dude, I have to figure out how my mom does it. I just. I swear it's slow cooking. It's at a lower temperature for a longer time.
[01:44:47] Speaker B: Yeah, it's slow cooking. And it was. Still tasted good.
[01:44:49] Speaker A: There's no char on it because, you know, obviously if you turn the heat up on, I also. It's gonna stop turning black because it's. You know what I mean?
[01:44:57] Speaker B: Yeah, I like the black, though.
[01:44:59] Speaker A: On also I definitely. I don't mind it. I. I can't. Can't be covered in it.
[01:45:04] Speaker B: No, it's overpowers. Speaking of asshole, I had Chinese sausages last night. Just so good.
[01:45:08] Speaker A: I have Chinese sausages in my fridge at home.
[01:45:10] Speaker B: Nice.
[01:45:11] Speaker A: I got that.
[01:45:12] Speaker B: And I've.
[01:45:12] Speaker A: And I've come about finding these gourmet beef sliders this sick. The little six. There's six of them. They have exquisite.
[01:45:21] Speaker B: And they're already cooked. Or you.
[01:45:23] Speaker A: No, no, you gotta cook them.
[01:45:24] Speaker B: But what do they put in them?
[01:45:26] Speaker A: They're just.
[01:45:27] Speaker B: Just regular. So how are they exquisite?
[01:45:30] Speaker A: I don't know. I just thought I used the word.
[01:45:32] Speaker B: Okay. Well, I mean, I didn't know if they did something to them.
[01:45:35] Speaker A: No, no.
[01:45:35] Speaker B: So it's all you.
[01:45:36] Speaker A: You're exquisite, Diamond.
[01:45:38] Speaker B: Yeah, chef. Exquisite should be a nickname.
[01:45:40] Speaker A: So you know how like I. I double cheese my burgers. Like, if you don't double, if you don't do at least two slices, like, you're a loser.
[01:45:46] Speaker B: It's honestly disrespectful.
[01:45:47] Speaker A: It is. With the sliders, I take like one slice of cheese and just rip it up into four pieces and then just like keep.
[01:45:55] Speaker B: Yeah, keep like accident. Yeah, yeah, if you ain't accident. And putting two pieces of cheese on.
[01:46:00] Speaker A: A regular sized burger. One third burger. Right. Your standard burger.
Then you're hermaphrodite.
[01:46:07] Speaker B: So like Jamie Lee Curtis.
[01:46:10] Speaker A: Right. She's nuts.
[01:46:12] Speaker B: Which they're coming out with a new Freaky Friday, which I, you know, I'll be honest. Like, that's. It seems like some. A little zesty to say you'd want to see it. I. I think I kind of want to see it. A Freaky Friday.
[01:46:21] Speaker A: I'm good, man.
[01:46:22] Speaker B: The first one wasn't bad.
[01:46:24] Speaker A: Dude, I'm good.
[01:46:25] Speaker B: You wait. That's something. You wait to come on TV and you're like, alex, check it out.
[01:46:28] Speaker A: Sure. Yeah, I could do that.
[01:46:33] Speaker B: And then there was another movie that I saw a preview for that was like, wow, this looks good. What was that movie?
[01:46:38] Speaker A: Odyssey.
[01:46:39] Speaker B: It's not Odyssey.
It was like a. There was a big time actor in it. It was like. It was like he was running away. Yes. He was like trying to stay alive. Oh, they had like a million dollars to kill him.
[01:46:53] Speaker A: Running Man. It's called Running with Glen Powell.
[01:46:56] Speaker B: Yes.
[01:46:57] Speaker A: So it's like you got.
Is it 30 days?
Yeah.
[01:47:02] Speaker B: Yeah. I think it's at the end of the movie. Yeah, end of the month.
[01:47:06] Speaker A: Yeah.
[01:47:06] Speaker B: 30 days.
You might win like a billion dollars.
[01:47:09] Speaker A: He's sick or something. Yeah. And everyone's trying to kill you.
[01:47:13] Speaker B: Yeah.
[01:47:14] Speaker A: Yeah. That's not bad. Everybody.
[01:47:16] Speaker B: Let's see. So it's a remake of the 1987. Oh, November 7th. Dude, what the.
I hate when you watch something. You get jacked up. Yeah, it's like three months away.
[01:47:29] Speaker A: And cheek said the Hulk Hogan.
[01:47:31] Speaker B: That's actually wicked funny. I like that he stays in character.
[01:47:34] Speaker A: He just hates her.
[01:47:38] Speaker B: All right, so we got Nico back. Nico is in fact alive.
That was good. That was good news.
He might not have paid his phone. Billy's not sure about that.
The little creeps coming out of the woodwork.
She's pissed that he's going away. He's going away. He's gonna take some hot little Latina girl.
He still has a farmer's tan. What else do we go over with?
[01:48:06] Speaker A: We went over some food.
[01:48:07] Speaker B: Hulk Hogan's dead.
[01:48:08] Speaker A: Hulk Hogan's dead.
[01:48:10] Speaker B: He was a mid wrestler.
[01:48:11] Speaker A: It was broke fest. It was broke first on this podcast.
[01:48:14] Speaker B: His wife killed him.
[01:48:16] Speaker A: Shot him in his sleep.
[01:48:18] Speaker B: Yeah. Shot him in his sleep.
Yeah. Phil like Phil Hartman.
[01:48:22] Speaker A: Just like Steve McNair.
[01:48:23] Speaker B: Yes. Phil Hartman, Steve McNear. Hulk Hogan.
[01:48:28] Speaker A: What do they all have in college? Common?
All black.
[01:48:35] Speaker B: All of them.
[01:48:36] Speaker A: All.
[01:48:37] Speaker B: So probably put me on that list at some point too.
All right, boys, we'll see you next week. You fucker. Keep it clean.