Ep. 109 | Conception Ft. Santino

[00:00:46] Speaker A: Starting a new job. I get it. [00:00:48] Speaker B: Is he officially starting the new job? [00:00:51] Speaker A: I don't know, from what I heard. Are we on? Are we live right now? [00:00:56] Speaker B: Well, we're recording. Yes, we're. We're alive. What's he saying up? [00:01:06] Speaker A: Like how I talk to my son. [00:01:08] Speaker B: Well, they're all pieces of. [00:01:10] Speaker A: Exactly. He's kind of trapped. He can't really back out. I like that. [00:01:14] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:01:15] Speaker A: Hi. What's going on, everybody? Welcome to Bad Brain Podcast. [00:01:23] Speaker B: Brains Bad. [00:01:24] Speaker A: We had kind of an eventful week. Well, at least I had an event. [00:01:27] Speaker B: You had an eventful week. [00:01:29] Speaker A: Yes, we. We went on those Scumbags podcast. Pulling the cork. Nice, guys. I like them. [00:01:40] Speaker B: They're all right. I'd give them like a six out of ten. [00:01:43] Speaker A: Yeah, six. Six and a half out of ten. [00:01:45] Speaker B: Middle of the road. [00:01:45] Speaker A: I think my chili was better than them, too. I'll tell you. [00:01:48] Speaker B: Hold on, hold on. This thing is ready. [00:01:50] Speaker A: We got low battery. [00:01:51] Speaker B: Me sideways. Keep going. [00:01:53] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:01:54] Speaker B: So the chili was not better than this. [00:01:57] Speaker A: It's a different chili, dude. I don't. I'm done talking about my chili. I'm done talking about chili. I'll never make you chili again. That's all. That's how we solve that same thing. I don't think I'll. If you were starving to death and you needed me to feed you, I don't think I would at this point. [00:02:10] Speaker B: Hold on a second now. If you didn't ask me to rate either one of those, I would have told you they were perfectly fine. But you asked me to rate it. You asked me to give. [00:02:19] Speaker A: I said rate it. I said, try it. [00:02:21] Speaker B: You said, give me your opinion. You wanted it done on camera, but once you put the camera in front. [00:02:26] Speaker A: Of you, will you admit. Will you admit that you troll? Even if it was good, you'd still talk? [00:02:35] Speaker B: Yeah, I mean, obviously, I'm gonna bust. [00:02:37] Speaker A: Your balls a little. Okay. That's all I needed to hear. [00:02:39] Speaker B: That was as true of a review for both of those. I thought. I was really nice with the chili. [00:02:44] Speaker A: Yeah, you ate the whole thing. Ian probably ate the leftovers I left you, too. [00:02:49] Speaker B: I never ate the leftovers. [00:02:50] Speaker A: Yeah, whatever. [00:02:51] Speaker B: It was like marinara sauce. It wasn't like. It didn't taste bad. Just was nothing in it. [00:02:55] Speaker A: Yeah, there was corn in it. [00:02:57] Speaker B: His chili was legitimately a thousand times better than your chili. Like, a thousand percent better. [00:03:01] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, the sea. You could like a half a cup of that chili, though. No, no. [00:03:05] Speaker B: I could slam that chili all day. All right, he jud. Us out of the chili. [00:03:10] Speaker A: Good for him. [00:03:10] Speaker B: What I will say is, who gives someone a half of a shot glass of chili? [00:03:16] Speaker A: Only a dirt bag. [00:03:18] Speaker B: That's. It was like with an espresso spoon. He basically handed. [00:03:21] Speaker A: Literally. Like a dirt bag would do that. [00:03:23] Speaker B: That's crazy. That's almost crazier than you just put no turkey in your chili. Like no meat. [00:03:28] Speaker A: No. And I told you that the issue here is like, how much am I going to put in when it was just strictly me and her eating. [00:03:33] Speaker B: I think that your consistency should always stay the same. Your consistency should stay the same. It should just be how much is in the pot. Does it feel like my voice is moving? I'm talking, but my voice is going different? Do you think it's just playing that way? But when we put it together or am I just overanalyzing? [00:03:54] Speaker A: I think that it is off for sure. [00:03:57] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:03:57] Speaker A: Somebody fuck with the settings. Whoever had this last. I don't know. [00:04:02] Speaker B: Something's going on, but. So I'm going to have to really fuck with the fucking audio. [00:04:05] Speaker A: The playback is lagging for sure. [00:04:09] Speaker B: Do you think it's just. It's like picking up what we're putting down at a slower rate. [00:04:14] Speaker A: Something's going on. [00:04:15] Speaker B: Something's going on with this. [00:04:16] Speaker A: I feel like I'm either having a stroke. You can't watch yourself because it's. There's a delay. [00:04:21] Speaker B: Right. But if we didn't have this on, this computer would have died and we would have never. If we weren't facing this. [00:04:27] Speaker A: I. I just can't. [00:04:28] Speaker B: He's fine. [00:04:30] Speaker A: Sit and do the podcast at the same time. And yes. I said babysit my own kid. People give me shit about that. [00:04:35] Speaker B: Yeah. You can't say that. Girls get really crazy. [00:04:38] Speaker A: They do. It's like. [00:04:39] Speaker B: It's not babysitting. You can't. [00:04:41] Speaker A: It's. [00:04:41] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:04:42] Speaker A: Yeah. It's like I'm babysitting, though. It's like he's a baby and I'm sitting. Like, what else? [00:04:47] Speaker B: You're sitting. [00:04:48] Speaker A: No, you're being a parent. Like, go fuck yourself. You got nothing else better to do. [00:04:53] Speaker B: Yeah. It's just people getting crazy over words, you know? [00:04:57] Speaker A: That's it. It's just made up sounds. [00:04:59] Speaker B: Yep. [00:05:00] Speaker A: That's like I can call you a fucking cunt. Yeah. It's just made up sounds. It doesn't mean anything. [00:05:07] Speaker B: You're getting in your own feelings about that, you know? [00:05:09] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:05:10] Speaker B: Like that's your. That's on you. [00:05:11] Speaker A: It's not a me thing. [00:05:12] Speaker B: Yeah. The babysitting thing. Is crazy that they've picked these words that, like, I used to get that all the time. You're not babysitting your kid. It's like. In fact, that's exactly what I'm doing. It's like I'm actually doing it for free. [00:05:24] Speaker A: I don't know what else you would like me to tell you, but I'm babysitting for free right now, so. [00:05:30] Speaker B: So we got some news. I got some news, actually. I don't even know if you know this. You might know it, Santino, but look, he's panicking. He is in panic mode. I mean, throw. Oh, he's crawling out of it. Oh, he's gonna fall out. He's a fucking dick. Maybe just hold him for a little bit. Do you think he's gonna be crazy? Yeah, this. This episode's gonna suck. If we're being honest, I already hate this episode. We've. First of all, Nico, we don't even know if he's on the point. [00:06:00] Speaker A: We don't even know. I think San might be the new guest. [00:06:03] Speaker B: Yeah, he might be the. The. The third wheel here. Now I feel like I'm babysitting the kid. [00:06:10] Speaker A: Yeah. Do you see what I'm saying? [00:06:11] Speaker B: Yeah. Play with this. Play with this thing. This looks like a. What is this thing? A butt plug? Yeah, let him play with the butt plug. It's a Christmas themed butt plug. [00:06:20] Speaker A: All right, so what's your news? Is it good news or bad news? [00:06:23] Speaker B: Well, the good news is, is that it's pretty good news. We have a new worker at our restaurant. [00:06:34] Speaker A: Nice. [00:06:35] Speaker B: Brand new worker. [00:06:36] Speaker A: What is he going to be doing? [00:06:38] Speaker B: I think he's going to be. He think he's going to go back to waiting tables. [00:06:42] Speaker A: Nice. That's good. Yeah, Good money in that. [00:06:45] Speaker B: Yeah, good money in that. And his name is J. Bones. [00:06:49] Speaker A: J. [00:06:50] Speaker B: Bones is back. [00:06:50] Speaker A: I think I've heard it. I think I've heard. [00:06:52] Speaker B: Jay Bones is back in the restaurant. [00:06:54] Speaker A: Bones is back. [00:06:56] Speaker B: Cup of coffee or a cup of espresso? [00:06:58] Speaker A: I would say I went on just a two week vacation. [00:07:01] Speaker B: That's basically what it was. I feel like, well, you only really worked there for like, five days. How many days did you walk in that door? [00:07:07] Speaker A: Six. [00:07:08] Speaker B: That's counting your last day when you're just like, I'm done with this place. [00:07:11] Speaker A: That would have been seven. No, no, I'm sorry. Yeah. That was my seventh shift. I said I'm done. [00:07:17] Speaker B: Seventh shift. You said you're done. Now, I don't know how much you want to go into the Details. My question is, go into it. It is two weeks away from Christmas. Do you think the most ideal move when you have a baby that you babysit right now would be to just quit your job two weeks before Christmas? [00:07:35] Speaker A: Listen, here's the thing, is they breed. They say they breed. This culture of, like, inclusivity is not the word I'm looking for. They made me feel like an outsider from the jump. Yes. Like people going around, like, upset. He even told me people are upset that I'm an outside hire. Like, people are already out to get you. He said this to me was. [00:08:08] Speaker B: You think he was just trying to keep you on your P's and Q's? [00:08:11] Speaker A: It's possible, but it's like, don't scold me because I said somebody passed me something. Pass this to me. You tell me. Listen, you've been. You've been a business owner for a while, right? You tell me if this is wrong, what I'm doing. This, this. This work scenario. Pass that to me. Here. Thanks, Bud. [00:08:36] Speaker B: That's it. [00:08:37] Speaker A: Is that not ridiculous for me to get. [00:08:40] Speaker B: Hold. Thanks, Bud. Now, I know you told me this before. This is probably the least believable out of everything. [00:08:45] Speaker A: He. This is out of his mouth. [00:08:48] Speaker B: But what was his point? Was he trying to say that Bud wasn't professional or you should just call the lady by her name? [00:08:55] Speaker A: No, it was a guy. Shut up. It was a guy. And it wasn't even him that complained that somebody overheard. Okay, so someone said he said thanks, Bud to the guy. Whether it being it unprofessional or a slang of vernacular that I'm not supposed to use or they didn't give me a fucking do and do not list of things to say. I didn't call him a cunt. Thanks, you twat. [00:09:26] Speaker B: So this wasn't something that wasn't like a negative. [00:09:30] Speaker A: No, it wasn't like a negativity of my voice being like, oh, thanks, Buddy. Like condescending, like, no, absolutely, you weren't fired. [00:09:38] Speaker B: You quit. [00:09:39] Speaker A: Oh, no, I wasn't absolutely not fired. A thousand percent. That was not fired. I quit. [00:09:44] Speaker B: I don't know how much I believe in this. [00:09:47] Speaker A: What do you want me to tell you? What, do you think I'm lying to you? [00:09:49] Speaker B: I don't think you're lying. I think that you're withholding information. [00:09:53] Speaker A: I'm not. I'm telling you 100% odds on the truth. [00:09:55] Speaker B: It just seems crazy that it was amongst. [00:09:58] Speaker A: That was. Amongst other things. [00:10:00] Speaker B: Let's get it all on the table. [00:10:03] Speaker A: So my first three Days were just in front of basically the computer doing computer shit. There's 42 training classes. Some of them are six hours, some of them are three hours. One's an. Some of them an hour. Some of them are 15 minutes. So for three days straight, I sat in front of the computer. [00:10:22] Speaker B: Right. [00:10:23] Speaker A: My fourth day, I closed. I am supposed to shadow one of the managers. Yeah. He was taking me around, show me the ropes. So he's taking me. He takes me around, shows me a couple things that guard. I got to do some stuff in the office. So maybe the first hour I followed him. This is a nine and a half hour shift. So the first hour I follow him, he's like, all right, just walk around the store and like, face. If you don't know what facing is, it's like bringing the product forward. If it's like somebody takes something off the shelf, if there's two of them, somebody takes something off the shelf, you pull it forward. So make it look full. I did that for eight hours. Eight and a half hours. [00:11:04] Speaker B: My girls are notoriously bad for that in my little, small, little store. [00:11:08] Speaker A: Yeah, that's good. That's easy. That takes 13 seconds. [00:11:11] Speaker B: Yep. [00:11:11] Speaker A: So eight and a half hours. I did this when he's supposed to be showing me, like, on the computer how to do this, how to do that. So he's just like, whatever, no big deal. [00:11:21] Speaker B: So he's setting you up for failure. You feel like 100. [00:11:25] Speaker A: And then. [00:11:26] Speaker B: Was this one of the guys that didn't like the. That you're an outsider? [00:11:29] Speaker A: I don't know. It could have been. [00:11:31] Speaker B: Could have been one of them. [00:11:32] Speaker A: But as far as I know, it's like, we got along. I didn't. We didn't have any, like, discrepancies. We were talking about football, whatever. [00:11:41] Speaker B: Is that. That. That thing? Is that called the Outsiders? That movie where they're like Warriors. [00:11:47] Speaker A: Warriors come out and play. No, that's Warriors Outside. [00:11:50] Speaker B: That's not Outsiders. [00:11:51] Speaker A: Outside is a movie. [00:11:53] Speaker B: I know. [00:11:54] Speaker A: With. [00:11:55] Speaker B: It's with all. It's with all of them. Emilio Estevez. [00:11:57] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:11:58] Speaker B: All those guys. [00:11:59] Speaker A: Corey Feldman. [00:12:00] Speaker B: Yeah. All the 80s guys. [00:12:01] Speaker A: That's the out. [00:12:01] Speaker B: Okay. [00:12:02] Speaker A: They're like kids. [00:12:04] Speaker B: Yes. Yep. I thought I. For some reason, I can confuse those two movies consistently. [00:12:08] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:12:09] Speaker B: So you were just facing. For eight and a half hours, which. [00:12:11] Speaker A: Is just crazy for me to have to. That's like. That's what you're showing me. [00:12:14] Speaker B: Well, you think you're above these things anyways. [00:12:16] Speaker A: No, no, no, I did it. I didn't say two words Well, I. [00:12:19] Speaker B: Know you didn't say anything, but I thought you were above it. You were like, at hour three, you were like, this is crazy. [00:12:24] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:12:25] Speaker B: By hour I'm pulling, you know, the makeup forward. [00:12:29] Speaker A: By hour three, I'm like, what am I doing? [00:12:31] Speaker B: Yes. [00:12:31] Speaker A: What's the rest of my life? [00:12:33] Speaker B: Yep. [00:12:33] Speaker A: This is. [00:12:33] Speaker B: It's retail. [00:12:34] Speaker A: Yeah. So now I have a day off. The next day, fine. I come back in. Now I'm supposed to do the same thing I did before with the big boss. [00:12:47] Speaker B: Okay. [00:12:48] Speaker A: Now I'm supposed to follow him around, Right? So we get in there, we discuss what we're gonna do for the day. Cool. He's like, but first. Bless you. [00:12:57] Speaker B: Whoa. [00:12:58] Speaker A: But first, we're gonna make family meal. He cooks for everybody like a big pot. [00:13:04] Speaker B: That was nice. [00:13:04] Speaker A: Meal every Sunday. [00:13:06] Speaker B: So was it a thin chili? [00:13:08] Speaker A: No, he made soup. So it was a thin soup. [00:13:11] Speaker B: What kind of soup? [00:13:12] Speaker A: Sausage and vegetable soup. [00:13:13] Speaker B: Was it good? [00:13:14] Speaker A: It was pretty good. [00:13:14] Speaker B: Sounds good. [00:13:15] Speaker A: Yeah, it was good. So we're talking and this and that, and he's like, oh, yeah, I had. I used to own my own deli. We're cooking. We're just two guys. We're cooking together, having a conversation. Told me he used to own a deli. And I said, wow, I'd really love to open up a sandwich shop one day. I think that would be awesome. He's like, yeah, no, it's hot. [00:13:36] Speaker B: It's not that awesome. [00:13:37] Speaker A: Whatever. I'm just. [00:13:38] Speaker B: We're just, we're chopping it up. [00:13:41] Speaker A: We're bonding, kid. He's like, all right, now just go around and just like face and walk around. Do whatever. I'm gonna do some stuff now. Meanwhile, my trainer was like, hey, you got a 30 minute break. You know, even he told me, he's like, yeah, just go out the back door. You can come back in through there. Whatever. I go to Dunks, grab coffee, come back. [00:14:08] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:14:11] Speaker A: So now he disappears for the entire day. [00:14:18] Speaker B: The big guy. [00:14:18] Speaker A: The big guy, he's gone. The whole big boss, he's supposed to be showing me. [00:14:23] Speaker B: He don't show you. [00:14:24] Speaker A: He don't show me. So now it's probably, you know, now. [00:14:27] Speaker B: I have a day. [00:14:29] Speaker A: Now I have a day off again. Now the very next day, I'm supposed to start with the department. I'm in at 6:00 in the morning, so I'm up at 5. Whatever. No big deal. I've been getting up it for the. The past two weeks. Super early. [00:14:44] Speaker B: Right. [00:14:44] Speaker A: Which is getting up early with him. [00:14:46] Speaker B: True. [00:14:47] Speaker A: You know, so but not that early. [00:14:48] Speaker B: Being in at 6 is tough. [00:14:49] Speaker A: Being in at 6 is a little. [00:14:50] Speaker B: You got to wake up at 4. [00:14:52] Speaker A: So now I set the whole deli case up. Not the deli case, the seafood case up. We're putting up the clams. I work in there the whole shift. It was cool. Fifteen minutes before I leave, he's like, oh, hey, come with me. We're going to do your, like, week review, and, you know, we'll go from there. [00:15:13] Speaker B: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Come on, Santino. This is gonna sound great for the viewers. [00:15:18] Speaker A: Yeah. With the phone ringing. This is horrible. So now I get. We go. We sit down, we go to the conference room. We're talking. And he's like, yeah, let's. I just want to go over you. I want to go over your first week, and blah, blah, blah, blah. [00:15:36] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:15:37] Speaker A: He hits me with, you know, you've been using the back door to go on break. [00:15:44] Speaker B: You're not supposed to. [00:15:45] Speaker A: You're not supposed to be doing that. I said to him, you know, you're the one that told me to use that, right? He's like, yeah, but, you know, it sets a bad precedent because no one else is allowed to use it. I'm like, yeah, but that's the door you told me to use. He goes, you've been taking lunches. You've been taking half hour breaks. You're not supposed to be taking any breaks. [00:16:08] Speaker B: Is this the big boss? [00:16:09] Speaker A: Yes. [00:16:10] Speaker B: Okay, so it's the big boss, the. [00:16:11] Speaker A: Guy we were cooking together. [00:16:12] Speaker B: The deli. [00:16:13] Speaker A: Yep. [00:16:13] Speaker B: Okay. [00:16:17] Speaker A: You're not supposed to be taking any breaks. You've been leaving after your scheduled time. You're supposed to say three, four hours after. You're supposed to be doing 12, five, 12 hour days. I go, why did you schedule me an in time and out time? I'm checking out with you. When I'm leaving, you're not saying anything to me. I don't understand. [00:16:38] Speaker B: Right. [00:16:39] Speaker A: He goes, ian, one thing you did that really kind of got under my skin was you told me that you want to open up a deli. Not really a good look to tell your boss that. I said, I thought we were just bonding. We're cooking. You told me about your deli. He goes, oh, no, I understand. I'm just letting you know. All right? You psycho. [00:17:03] Speaker B: Well, I mean, I actually kind of see where he's coming from. [00:17:06] Speaker A: No, that's bullshit. [00:17:07] Speaker B: I don't know. I don't know. I see where he's coming from. It'd be like if you were a plumber and Then all of a sudden. Yeah, I could really see myself opening my own spot. [00:17:16] Speaker A: Yes and no. [00:17:17] Speaker B: I already got the logo designed. [00:17:19] Speaker A: Yes. Ian, no. [00:17:20] Speaker B: No one knew you were gonna be like, I'm gonna call a Big Belly Deli. Like, you already had the name. You dropped a name on him. Listen, what kind of offerings you were gonna do. Like, you had the whole. You gave him the whole business plan. [00:17:29] Speaker A: No, all I'm saying is, it's like if the two guys are just cooking and bonding and trying to get to know each other, which is what I'm trying. Santino, you're gonna get us in trouble. [00:17:41] Speaker B: Because you're beating your son. [00:17:43] Speaker A: I know. [00:17:44] Speaker B: Come here. [00:17:44] Speaker A: Yeah, you take him. Let's see. Godson. [00:17:47] Speaker B: Oh, maybe he'll be better. [00:17:48] Speaker A: So I thought it was. It was a mix of things. It's like, dude, I signed on for 45. A capped 45 an hour work week. This is what my contract was signed for. [00:17:59] Speaker B: Yep. [00:18:00] Speaker A: Okay. I signed on for a dollar amount and a 45 hour work week. Now you tell me I gotta do 12 five hour days. I signed on to work in this store. They sent me to this store. You said, oh, no. You're only here for eight weeks, and then you're gonna be in Wellesley. [00:18:15] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:18:16] Speaker A: So that's strike two. Now you're telling me I said bud to somebody. It's like, bro, go yourself. [00:18:22] Speaker B: No, Bud is crazy for them to get jacked up. They need me to get jacked up for Buddy. [00:18:27] Speaker A: They made me feel like they didn't want me there 100%, and I'm being dead on it. [00:18:34] Speaker B: This guy was the head guy hired you? [00:18:36] Speaker A: No, He. He. I interviewed with him at first. [00:18:39] Speaker B: Okay. [00:18:40] Speaker A: I. Then I interviewed with the vice president of the company and another regional manager. So the regional guy, they gave me the job. [00:18:48] Speaker B: Okay. But he. Obviously you did talk to him before. [00:18:51] Speaker A: He moved me to the next level. He said to me, when I sat down with him the first time, when I had an interview, there he goes. I interviewed five other people. I've not moved anybody else to the next round. You're the only one I had. [00:19:04] Speaker B: And you didn't call him Bud? [00:19:06] Speaker A: No. He's been. He's his first of all, super foul mouth. Fuck this, fuck that. Like how he taught. [00:19:14] Speaker B: He was talking, but rules for thee, not for me. [00:19:18] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:19:18] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:19:20] Speaker A: But I wasn't saying, oh, thank you very much for passing me that. I said, thanks, Bud. I said, listen, I've been trying to get to know people. You need to have a serious conversation with your fiance. And See if this is going to be the right career path for you. That's what he said to me. [00:19:36] Speaker B: Why? This was when he was saying that in that meeting? [00:19:39] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:19:39] Speaker B: Well, could. He said you weren't loving it. [00:19:41] Speaker A: What do you mean? No, I did nothing. I. I'm telling you. Listen, I went in there on my P's and Q's fully trying to, like, make this work out. [00:19:52] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:19:52] Speaker A: I. I swear on everything. I swear on my grandmother's grave. May I draw May Santino drop dead tomorrow is how serious I am. Like, I went in there. Like, I. On the day I went in to quit, I sat down with the trainer. I told her all of the stuff, and I said, they have made me feel like I am an outsider and they didn't want me here. From when I worked with them from the jump, you have been the only one that has been the trainer. Awesome. To me. I said, if they call me and try to find out, I'll give you nothing but high remarks. You've been great. [00:20:30] Speaker B: Oh, she loved that. [00:20:31] Speaker A: Yeah. Oh, she loved that. I stroked her ego. Nice, I said. But they have made me feel honestly like I like people aspying on me. He told me flat out, people are upset because you're an outside hire, and people that have been here 15, 20 years think they know more and deserve. [00:20:48] Speaker B: The job, which is probably true. [00:20:50] Speaker A: Yeah, no, of course. I get that. [00:20:52] Speaker B: But you gotta give you a chance to learn. [00:20:54] Speaker A: Exactly. It's like you ripped the. I got the rug ripped right up from under. [00:20:59] Speaker B: Do you think you just entered at a stressful time of the year? [00:21:02] Speaker A: It's possible. It's holidays. Like, I completely understand that, but it's like, it was just. I said, you know what? I was already like, in my head after my. My second time. I'm supposed to be shadowing these people and them training me. They weren't taking me under their wing. This is what we got to do this. You do this on the computer. They're like, oh, just go around and face. It's like, well, I'm not a stock boy. Okay? [00:21:28] Speaker B: Yeah, but you gotta do whatever you gotta do. [00:21:29] Speaker A: I understand that, but that's not. [00:21:32] Speaker B: Just probably do face. [00:21:33] Speaker A: Yeah, that's fine. Facing is fine. That's not what I'm trying. That's not what I'm trying to say. I got insulted by them. They're supposed to be showing me what to do, and they pawned me off to facing. Do you see the difference? You see the difference in what I'm trying to say? [00:21:52] Speaker B: That you just Got insulted by it. [00:21:54] Speaker A: No, I didn't get inside. I did it. I didn't complain about it. I put my head down and did the work that I needed to do. There was. I wasn't making fucking miserable faces. I wasn't moping around. I was in a. That. When. When you serve tables, would you agree that there's a different gear that you have to have when you have one table? When you have five tables. [00:22:15] Speaker B: Yes. Two different gears. [00:22:16] Speaker A: Okay, so I went in there in that second gear already. [00:22:21] Speaker B: So you were. You were you saying you were full steam, full tilt. [00:22:24] Speaker A: I did not mope around. I did not dick off. I did whatever. Listen, this is what you want me to do. I'm gonna do the best. This is gonna be the best facing that you've ever seen in your life. [00:22:33] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:22:33] Speaker A: So I'm gonna blow your dick off with the facing job that I'm. People will pull anything off the shelf at this point, I'm following them to facing. [00:22:42] Speaker B: They were not like that. Store has never seen better facing labels. [00:22:47] Speaker A: Never. I was the face of the company. I'm walking around, people are asking me for stuff, and I'm like, honestly, it's my second day, but I will find out and I'll bring you to it. Or we can go look together for stuff. [00:23:02] Speaker B: This kid is. He's watching. [00:23:04] Speaker A: This is, like, just too much, this kid. [00:23:05] Speaker B: It's too much. [00:23:06] Speaker A: I blame his mother. [00:23:07] Speaker B: You, first of all, you didn't pull out. [00:23:10] Speaker A: No. She said, come in me. Just come in me. And now I have to deal with this little psychopath. [00:23:26] Speaker B: He thinks that's funny? [00:23:27] Speaker A: It's not funny. [00:23:29] Speaker B: That is funny. [00:23:30] Speaker A: You know, I love you. He thinks that's funny when I tell him, santino, Santino, I love you. I love you, father, I love you. He thinks it's hilarious. So, long story short, I fucking left there as fast as I possibly could. Fuck them. [00:23:52] Speaker B: You couldn't have lasted, though. That was the original question. There's no way you could have lasted a couple weeks? [00:23:57] Speaker A: No, I couldn't have. Cuz why even waste their time and my time? [00:24:04] Speaker B: I was just saying then you don't have to, like, worry about anything because you walked into that. Like, I. Like, I almost feel bad how hot I laughed in your face when you first said it to me. [00:24:14] Speaker A: Well, it. What it did is it fucked me. [00:24:17] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:24:18] Speaker A: Because now I can't have my old job back. It is what it is. And the. Me and your father had an hour and a half long conversation, and he's like, it's not all your fault. You know, a lot of it has to do with me too. And it is what it is. But trust was broken. And he's like, I'm a firm believer in second chances. He's like, right now we've cut some people just from it. We're going in the slow season. It is what it is. So I'll give you whatever I can for now, which is going to be Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday. And then if people drop shifts, I can pick up. And that's fine. It is what it is. I've also secretly. [00:24:55] Speaker B: You're happy with what work. [00:24:57] Speaker A: Unless it has nothing to do with working less. Okay. I'm going to have the ability to make more. Would you agree? You know, servers make more. [00:25:09] Speaker B: Yeah, I think. I think on a consistent basis on a. Yeah. You'll make more money. [00:25:15] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:25:15] Speaker B: Where. If you work the same amount of shifts. [00:25:17] Speaker A: Yeah. Well, I'll probably have. If I do four shifts, I'll make what I was making. Doing five. [00:25:23] Speaker B: Yeah. And then I'm guessing Sabrina's going back to work, right? [00:25:27] Speaker A: Yeah, she's working right now. This week. Friday. Said Thursday. Friday, Saturday. [00:25:33] Speaker B: I think low key. You just want her to work full time and you stay with the baby. [00:25:37] Speaker A: No, absolutely not. [00:25:38] Speaker B: That's what I think. [00:25:39] Speaker A: No, absolutely not. I've never complained about working to provide for my family. I'm not a fucking faggot. [00:25:48] Speaker B: Now I'm getting you always, dude. Because of this sinus infection. [00:25:53] Speaker A: So all I'm saying is like it's. It's a little disheartening because I did go in there trying to. Why did I. Why did I do it? [00:26:05] Speaker B: I don't. First of all, I don't know. Yeah. I think that you made the right decision in terms of whatever. But I think you gotta realize you. When you have gotten. There's not a bone in your body that could do retail. [00:26:18] Speaker A: I hate it. [00:26:19] Speaker B: You hate it is. You gotta know what you're good at. [00:26:22] Speaker A: I need like a computer. I need a creativity job. If I could get paid for making videos or doing like that or even doing music and. [00:26:32] Speaker B: But why didn't you do like graphic design or something like that? [00:26:35] Speaker A: I probably should have. [00:26:36] Speaker B: And you can work at a. I. [00:26:37] Speaker A: Went to school for cyber security. It's like a computer job. [00:26:41] Speaker B: I also have a scam. Well, it's not really a scam, but a scheme. [00:26:44] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:26:45] Speaker B: That you start a wall printing company. Have you ever seen these wall printers? [00:26:49] Speaker A: No. Oh, I think I have. Where they. They basically you just set it up and it prints the graphics Right on the. [00:26:56] Speaker B: Yes. Anyone can do it. [00:26:58] Speaker A: I saw a great scheme, too, that you would love. [00:27:00] Speaker B: Is it a scheme? [00:27:01] Speaker A: It's not a scheme. It's like. It's a business thing. Right. So it's a golf thing. They have a floating dock. It's like 125 yards out. Right. [00:27:13] Speaker B: Okay. [00:27:14] Speaker A: They. You. It's $20 to rent a bucket of ball. [00:27:18] Speaker B: I love this. I know what you're gonna. Where you're gonna get to it. [00:27:20] Speaker A: If you get a hole in one, they pay out $10,000. [00:27:24] Speaker B: Yep. [00:27:24] Speaker A: They say they pay out. They pay out, like, once or twice a month, somebody hits it. But they are making six figures. So they said, on average, they paid the 10,000 out 24 times a year. [00:27:42] Speaker B: So they're doing twice a month. [00:27:44] Speaker A: Yeah. So 24 times a year, but their income is around 700. [00:27:51] Speaker B: And it's just a floating dog. [00:27:52] Speaker A: It's just a floating dock. [00:27:54] Speaker B: I've seen these before, and I just assumed. Assume they always had an insurance policy, because you can get these insurance policies at tournaments. So if you. So if you go to, like, a scramble tournament, like a charity scramble tournament. [00:28:07] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:28:08] Speaker B: They'll buy what they call an insurance policy that if a person hits it. Let's say it's 500. If a person hits it, they'll pay out the 10,000. Yeah, but they just. They just assume no one's gonna hit it. Hit it. So just buy the insurance policy, you know, you need. It's almost like the Jordans thing. Like the Jordan's furniture thing. Like the Red Sox, probably. [00:28:30] Speaker A: Sox win. I need to put him back in the. [00:28:32] Speaker B: Yeah, put him in the thing and let him run around, because this is getting crazy now. I like that, but we need a dock. We need a dock. Does anyone have some floating lake somewhere? [00:28:42] Speaker A: You know where. [00:28:43] Speaker B: New Hampshire. You know. [00:28:44] Speaker A: You know where would be perfect for it? Wait, Where Auntie Roseanne's restaurant used to be. [00:28:52] Speaker B: Oh, in Winthrop. [00:28:53] Speaker A: Up. How perfect. [00:28:55] Speaker B: But then you're in the harbor. [00:28:57] Speaker A: Yeah, but who cares? [00:28:58] Speaker B: This kid hates you right now, dude. [00:29:00] Speaker A: I know. Is this a nightmare? [00:29:05] Speaker B: I kind of just want to let him marinate right now. You know what, though? He's already added more to the show than Nico. [00:29:11] Speaker A: Yeah, that's true. So he'll stop in a second once he stops seeing me. [00:29:17] Speaker B: Yeah, he's fine. [00:29:18] Speaker A: He's a. [00:29:21] Speaker B: I like that. I like that idea. [00:29:25] Speaker A: It's a phenomenal idea. [00:29:27] Speaker B: I don't know if the numbers work. You didn't get enough people on there. What if we went to the North End. We go off the. [00:29:33] Speaker A: Think of how many off the roof. [00:29:34] Speaker B: Of the North End. Then we. We hook up with someone else's roof, like 100 yards down. [00:29:38] Speaker A: I know, but it's just. Yeah, it's too dangerous. Your insurance would be through the roof. [00:29:43] Speaker B: Well, we just wouldn't tell. We ride dirty for like a few. A few months until someone shuts us down. [00:29:48] Speaker A: But the thing is, is, like, it's very seasonal, especially around here. I gotta see if I could find this video. [00:29:55] Speaker B: Well, no, you probably get nine months. People would come in. So. So you know who should do that? They should. Paradise in Middleton. [00:30:03] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. [00:30:04] Speaker B: They already got the water. People are already there golfing. $20 you get. It's only for one bucket. [00:30:12] Speaker A: I think so. [00:30:14] Speaker B: Or is it $20 a try? It should be like 10 tries because you can't give them too many because then you can't get as many people in. We need to get as many people to try the short as possible. [00:30:22] Speaker A: Well, you're telling me you wouldn't be there doing it? [00:30:25] Speaker B: Yes, a thousand percent. I think I would get it. [00:30:28] Speaker A: Yeah. Well, you and everybody else. That's why you're going to be. [00:30:31] Speaker B: What's the. How far is the distance? 125. [00:30:34] Speaker A: I think it's 125. Either 125 or 175. [00:30:37] Speaker B: 175. I never hit it. Yeah, I just don't got the distance. [00:30:53] Speaker A: Jesus Christ. [00:30:57] Speaker B: Oh, 111. I could hit 111 shots to make $10,000 now. How many? Okay. 10 shots. Actually done that in the past. [00:31:05] Speaker A: So nine people have won 10,000. And we've been here since 1993, so. [00:31:10] Speaker B: 1993. Today's a perfect day to get another home of one. People don't understand hitting over water like that too. Balls. [00:31:17] Speaker A: If we hit the platform, we get another ball. The first player to run out of balls loses the challenge. [00:31:23] Speaker B: One of us has to bungee jump. [00:31:25] Speaker A: We going to bungee jump? Who cares? Well, all I'm saying is, like, that is something that you can make some money off of for low cost. [00:31:35] Speaker B: Yeah. Then you get a few influences to fucking try it. Then it explodes. We don't know any influences, so. [00:31:43] Speaker A: I wish we did. We used to have. [00:31:46] Speaker B: That's trying to get into golf or anything like that. [00:31:48] Speaker A: So something like that is like. That's easy money. [00:31:52] Speaker B: That's just sit back and watch your money come in. [00:31:54] Speaker A: Yeah, like what? Upkeep. You don't even need an employee. Maybe one person to pass you balls, but you need a bankroll. Of some. [00:32:04] Speaker B: Wait, hold on. You're going to need. You need somebody to get. Collect the balls that go into the water. Water. So you. They're hitting a floating ball. Yeah, they float in the water. Everyone has them. Paradise in Middleton has one. Yeah. How do you get a waterway to allow you to do that? [00:32:26] Speaker A: It's like. I don't know. I have no clue. I wouldn't know the first step to even take to do that. [00:32:31] Speaker B: I think the person to talk to would probably be the people that you saw in that restaurant, Winthrop. [00:32:36] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:32:38] Speaker B: Because that's a bae. That's like. That's in an inlet. I don't hate that at all. But people going to be spraying balls. So you kind of want to be. I don't know, I think maybe a Lake Winnipeg thing. This would fucking. [00:32:50] Speaker A: I know, but are you going to get the foot traffic? [00:32:53] Speaker B: No, but I think people will go for a destination. You do beefs? You do a beef. A beef. A floating beef, roast beef thing. [00:33:00] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:33:01] Speaker B: So every year I go down to Naples. This is a great idea. It's not my idea, but I might just take it over and fucking dominate. Because this would sell like crazy, this little place in Naples, Florida. It's basically, you go out on this boat to this like, sandbar. So sandbar, you're out, you stay out there. You got a chartered boat and you just drink all day. Everyone goes out there. There's like 40, 50 boats. I have no clue what the name of this place is, but every time you go down there, they have this floating burger bar that comes down and they make you burgers. Then they have like the Mexicans making the. The drinks and the. No booze. No booze. But I don't know what they're called. Like those mango drinks, like horchata. Horchata. Horchata. [00:33:47] Speaker A: That. [00:33:47] Speaker B: That's the name. So they have all these trucks. If we ever brought a roast beef truck to down there. Oh, I could retire. [00:33:54] Speaker A: You would. [00:33:55] Speaker B: I could retire. [00:33:56] Speaker A: And you don't need like. You don't need things like a fucking hood. [00:34:00] Speaker B: You need a hood for a griddle. Technically. But even on the water, a hood on a boat doesn't matter. Yeah. Because you have to suck it out, but it doesn't matter. That's cheap. A hood's so cheap. Hoods get expensive when they go up flights. When they go up multiple flights. So the one on the north end, Oz, has to go up five flights. [00:34:17] Speaker A: Yeah, that's true. [00:34:18] Speaker B: Is $50,000. Picture like 10,000 every single flight you go up yeah. So. But when you're just sticking it out a wall, like our basement one, we have one in the basement. Wasn't that expensive because it's just going out the wall. It's all about the stack going up. You need different fans to bring it up. It's all stupid. All right, but in a bowl. [00:34:36] Speaker A: Roast beef, though, you're not grilling. [00:34:39] Speaker B: You need a griddle for the buns, right? [00:34:42] Speaker A: Do they toast buns? [00:34:44] Speaker B: Oh, do they toast buns? [00:34:47] Speaker A: Oh, well, some of them do, some don't. [00:34:49] Speaker B: Who doesn't? [00:34:50] Speaker A: I don't know. [00:34:52] Speaker B: Everybody does. First of all, Modern's bun. We went to modern with the pull in the court, guys. And Andy, Ferg Martin's bun defies physics. How it stays crunchy the entire time. They put so much sauce on it. It's best. Beef is hands down. It's not even close. [00:35:13] Speaker A: So would you think they using mayo instead of butter? [00:35:16] Speaker B: I know what they using. [00:35:17] Speaker A: What is it? [00:35:18] Speaker B: Beef tallow. [00:35:19] Speaker A: Oh, beef tallow. Yeah, that makes sense. [00:35:20] Speaker B: So they're throwing beef tallow on this bun, and they're crisping this thing up an absurd amount. That thing crunched the entire way through, and it was the wettest, sloppiest thing I've ever had in my life. It was unbelievable. It was. They sous vide their beef for 24 hours, so it's like perfectly pink. Then they roast it. They hit it on the in the thing, and it's perfectly warm. Everything about this sandwich is. It's worth the wait. I didn't have to wait. Thank God. And people are mad about that online. [00:35:48] Speaker A: Yeah, I did see, like, loses. [00:35:52] Speaker B: Modern's bun in the whole thing. If you could just copy Modern's thing or at least get close to it, you. [00:35:59] Speaker A: So would you SUV the beef? [00:36:00] Speaker B: Sous vide the beef? I think that's what you have to do. Like, you just see all the tanks. They have a bunch of tanks. [00:36:04] Speaker A: Well, you know what? It's probably way easier to cook than having. You wouldn't need an oven. [00:36:10] Speaker B: Yeah, I. I think that they have. [00:36:11] Speaker A: Just a water bath. For those of you who don't know what sous vide is, you get a. Basically a bucket of water, and it has a. It's like a. Looks like a thermometer. It's a stick. You put it in, you set your temperature. You package whatever meat you're cooking in a plastic vacuum seal, vacuum sealed package, drop it in the water, and control the temperature to whatever you want it, and it cooks. [00:36:38] Speaker B: Whatever you're eating, it'll cook it at like 180. So picture you smoking it, but you're doing it in a water submersion. Yeah, 180 for 24 hours, something like that. Or whatever the temperature is. And it just. People sous vide steaks. [00:36:50] Speaker A: This kid is just annoying. [00:36:52] Speaker B: Do you think it's. Do you think it's coming up? [00:36:54] Speaker A: Yeah, they can hear that. It's all the hearing. The whole episode is going to be this kid crying. [00:37:04] Speaker B: I don't know. Is it that bad, guys, Will you let us know? No, I mean, they're gonna think we're. [00:37:09] Speaker A: Fucking murdering this kid. [00:37:13] Speaker B: Meanwhile, how do we even get him to stop? [00:37:15] Speaker A: I just. I don't know. Put a pillow over his head. [00:37:20] Speaker B: Someone call Chris Benoit. Ask how we get this kid to stop. This should be a perfect time. Like if my wife was actually home. [00:37:27] Speaker A: Yeah, it's like no one's even here. Yeah, I'm gonna make him a bottle in, like, 10 seconds. [00:37:33] Speaker B: Yeah, stop making him a bottle. I'll go on a little rant about the beefs. So this is fucking. This barge that I was talking about, this badge in Naples. I owe you. Like, if I could ever retire and do this thing with just a roast beef. Fucking boat. You're in a boat all day. Granted, I'm not the biggest boatman. I don't love sand in my crack. But just the fact that I could sit there, smoke cigars, and just rape people for $20 for a beef, and they're not even gonna know what hit them. That's how good this beef would be. Maybe I'll steal the people from Modern to come down. That's how good that modern beef was. I know that thing. Now everyone's saying I got to try bellies and. What's the other place? Pete's and Woobin. They're all saying, you gotta try those two places. I cannot pitch her. I went to Laundy's. Laundy's the guy. Ted Laundy's the one who started pretty much roast beefs the way we know it now. Delicious as well. It's just that bonnet Moden. It's just over the top. Ted Londie. I put on my story. Got the nicest bald head on the face of the planet. That some lady should rub her clam on his head. That's how good the sandwich was. But he's got to figure out the bun. Modern's got the bun figured down. We're going to see if Bellas can figure out the bunch. It defied physics, the bond. I'm Gonna keep saying that with modern. [00:39:05] Speaker A: Am I the first person to ever feed a baby on a podcast? [00:39:09] Speaker B: No, definitely not. Definitely not. I bet you should. If, maybe if you whipped your tit out, you'd be the first guy to have a whip your titty out. You should. You know what you should do? Should get one of those titty milk dispensers and put it in his mic and. Yeah, meet the focus. All right, Mark Lewis is coming. Be there in 20. [00:39:32] Speaker A: Coming here. [00:39:33] Speaker B: He needs me to taste the hot sauce or something. [00:39:38] Speaker A: Yeah. So I think that's an extraordinary idea. And I think you get a combo it with the floating dock. A thousand dollar shot. [00:39:48] Speaker B: I love that. And then we just, we just. Okay, so you just get the line. You put the line up out, 150ft away from you. [00:39:55] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:39:56] Speaker B: So you go on the roof. So we got a rooftop. [00:39:58] Speaker A: Yep. [00:39:59] Speaker B: So you rooftop it. So there's a double. Double decker. You go up to the double decker, you start hitting your golf shots. Like Shaker Hills. Shaker Hills in Harvard, Mass. Has a double decker roof that you could shoot on the pot threes. It's like kind of a little cool little thing. You put one of those up top on top of the roast beef. Beefs and balls. [00:40:22] Speaker A: Beefs and balls. Beef. I like beef. [00:40:26] Speaker B: Three way hole in one roast beef. [00:40:31] Speaker A: Holy beef. [00:40:34] Speaker B: I'm sure we're missing something here. [00:40:42] Speaker A: Thousand dollar beef, $10,000 beef. [00:40:48] Speaker B: My question about the roast beefs, like people like down there, they're not gonna know. Some of the transplants will. [00:40:53] Speaker A: Well, there's a lot. There's more transplants than you think. And it depends on which part of Florida you actually go to. Orlando. I don't think it would do as well. [00:41:03] Speaker B: Is that because of there's a higher black community there? [00:41:06] Speaker A: Is that, that is a thing. But no, I was gonna say it's more of like there's too many options. I don't think beef would play too well, Beef. Like the places down there, it's a lot of. Even the spots where you would put a place, it's like you have to go super inland. Not. I mean it's all inland, but you gotta go to where the people live, not where the tourists are going and the people that live there. I don't feel like Massachusetts transplants. I think if you did like Fort Lauderdale. All right, so here's the Tacos Island. [00:41:41] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:41:42] Speaker A: Places like that. [00:41:43] Speaker B: So Fort Lauderdale. There was a dude, there was a dude in Lynn. Great guy. He owned John's Roast Beef. And Lynn. [00:41:49] Speaker A: Okay. [00:41:50] Speaker B: He Moved down there, I think. I'm pretty sure. With the be a man guy. [00:41:54] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:41:54] Speaker B: And his brother opened a beef spot down in Fort Lauderdale. It's called Boston Beef by the Sea. [00:41:59] Speaker A: Okay. There is a Boston beef. Boston Beef Co. In Cocoa beach, but they closed and it wasn't that good. [00:42:11] Speaker B: Yeah, you got to do it right. [00:42:12] Speaker A: I don't know how to do Kelly's style. It wasn't. And they did it, like, bad. [00:42:16] Speaker B: If you copy Kelly's, the only thing you should copy from Kelly's is the cheeseburger and hot dog in the way they grill their buns. [00:42:21] Speaker A: Yeah, I agree. [00:42:22] Speaker B: That's all you copy from them. And they claim plate ain't bad. They skull plate ain't bad. It's not terrible. Cheese fries. [00:42:28] Speaker A: Talk about watery, though, their clam chowders. [00:42:31] Speaker B: Like, it is watery. It's a thin, but. But it is stacked. It's got a lot of stuff. [00:42:35] Speaker A: Has a lot of shit in it. [00:42:36] Speaker B: Yeah. I think it plays. And they have the best Tata sauce known to man. [00:42:40] Speaker A: Oh, I get Tata sauce. Even if I just get, like a side of fries, I'm getting Tata. [00:42:45] Speaker B: I'll tell you one better. I have definitely in my life, went up Route 1 just to get Tata whipped around, went on to that McDonald's, got a chicken nugget meal. [00:42:59] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:43:00] Speaker B: Flew down and said, let me go run into Kelly's for some totter. And at the McDonald's. [00:43:04] Speaker A: That is also a whole new level. That is. [00:43:06] Speaker B: Yes. I was. I was nursing a solid hangover. [00:43:10] Speaker A: That is a whole new level of. [00:43:12] Speaker B: I'm a piece of or I'm a genius. I'm somewhere in between those two. [00:43:16] Speaker A: Me, by the way. [00:43:17] Speaker B: No, you're the one that's moved, dude. [00:43:18] Speaker A: No, I'm not. [00:43:19] Speaker B: Yes, sir. You're the one that's moving, I guess. And you keep hitting the thing. It's moving the thing. So now we have to keep floating your way. [00:43:26] Speaker A: It's this piece of kid that I have. He is cute, though. [00:43:31] Speaker B: Maybe he'll go to sleep. Go to sleep, you tired piece of. Ruin this whole 40 minutes. Tired. [00:43:39] Speaker A: He does have nice eyes. [00:43:40] Speaker B: Said the same thing. [00:43:44] Speaker A: Yeah. So I think it'll be a great idea. But how much money you think something like that's costing? Because now you need a double deck of boat. [00:43:52] Speaker B: Yep. [00:43:53] Speaker A: How much is double deck? A boat? 60, 70,000. [00:43:56] Speaker B: Well, are you buying it? No, no, I probably do. [00:43:59] Speaker A: Used. Yeah. [00:44:00] Speaker B: Hey, buy a used boat. [00:44:01] Speaker A: But now you gotta fashion it so it'll pass health inspections. So now you're gonna have to do some real work. You're gonna put. [00:44:08] Speaker B: What's a food boat? [00:44:09] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:44:09] Speaker B: Let's. Let's say it's150,000 easy to get your business up and running. [00:44:13] Speaker A: Okay. That's not too bad. Do you need. [00:44:15] Speaker B: You. [00:44:16] Speaker A: But I'm sure you need water permits as well. [00:44:18] Speaker B: You mean to. To actually go on the water? [00:44:21] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:44:21] Speaker B: I don't know. It's Florida too. Too. Who knows? Yes. You probably need permits. [00:44:25] Speaker A: Yeah. So let's say 150 just to play it safe. [00:44:29] Speaker B: Yep. [00:44:30] Speaker A: 150 seems reasonable. This kid's like me when I was a kid. He needs to touch everything. Yeah. Play with my phone. [00:44:39] Speaker B: Marco's gonna come here and whip his perk out and be like. Play with this thing to keep you entertained. [00:44:50] Speaker A: What a sin. [00:44:53] Speaker B: He whips it out. It's painted like a rocket pop. Blue, white and red. [00:44:57] Speaker A: It looks like bluey. [00:44:59] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. [00:45:01] Speaker A: I heard you liked bluey. Yeah. So I think 150 is really not that bad. And that's. You can operate all year long. I would say hurricane season is really going to be your only dodgy time. Time. [00:45:17] Speaker B: Yep. [00:45:18] Speaker A: But that's like. You get. [00:45:20] Speaker B: That's what you're gonna do. You gotta do something where you can have fun and still make money. [00:45:25] Speaker A: So why do we not doing this? Close your businesses. Move the whole family to Florida. [00:45:31] Speaker B: The what? You can leave for Publix. [00:45:34] Speaker A: No, I wouldn't do that. [00:45:35] Speaker B: Going back to go face the Publix. [00:45:36] Speaker A: No. Because here's the thing is I'm a business partner. See the difference? [00:45:41] Speaker B: We can't even get you to put full steam into this podcast. [00:45:44] Speaker A: That's not true. I've been just coming up with a ton of ideas. [00:45:47] Speaker B: No, you just. You got all j. Is it me? [00:45:49] Speaker A: That's not. [00:45:49] Speaker B: You're trying to copy the Pull the Cork podcast. [00:45:52] Speaker A: I'm not trying to copy them. Absolutely not. I respect them. I. Before I ever even heard of Pulling the cork podcast, I brought up that we should be doing a Patreon. And you know that I have the receipts to prove it. I really want a roast beef now. [00:46:12] Speaker B: I know I want one bad. And you know what? I had to. I. I had to take antibiotics because I got a sinus and infection. So I had a GM McDonald's down. Yeah, that's what they said. So I. All I'm thinking about is I gotta try this freeway from Bella's because I feel like I gotta get them all down within a short period of time. [00:46:29] Speaker A: Yes. Memory in your head. Where's Bella's? [00:46:32] Speaker B: Bells is in North Andover. [00:46:33] Speaker A: North Andover. What's the one they. What's the one in Peabody Laundy's? Malden. [00:46:40] Speaker B: Oh, no, don't say frescoes. [00:46:43] Speaker A: Where did they say to go when I was leaving? [00:46:46] Speaker B: Definitely not. They would never tell you. A Malden place. [00:46:48] Speaker A: Not Malden. Where's the Melrose? They live in Melrose, right? [00:46:54] Speaker B: Yeah, he does. So saying Libertyville. [00:46:57] Speaker A: That's what they told me to go. [00:46:58] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, that's just like a rock. [00:47:00] Speaker A: Okay. [00:47:01] Speaker B: It's actually not bad, but it's solid. [00:47:03] Speaker A: The. [00:47:03] Speaker B: I'm talking like the upper echelon places. [00:47:07] Speaker A: Okay. [00:47:08] Speaker B: This is what I'm trying. I'm trying to hit them all. [00:47:10] Speaker A: Yeah, I agree. [00:47:13] Speaker B: But you, you, you. You don't order anything. Like just run of the mill though. Like, you always feel like you got to add stuff. [00:47:19] Speaker A: Not on beefs. I just do three ways of beef. [00:47:21] Speaker B: Just a three way sub. [00:47:22] Speaker A: Well, three way sub or I'll do. I either want to do a three way sub. I want to do two juniors. [00:47:30] Speaker B: Two juniors or a lodge. [00:47:32] Speaker A: I'll do a lodge too, but will you? [00:47:34] Speaker B: Okay, so the only thing I am noticing is that. That the beefs again, getting almost out of hand. [00:47:39] Speaker A: It's just too much. [00:47:41] Speaker B: It's. It's. It's a lot. [00:47:42] Speaker A: The bread and beef ratio needs to be. You're gonna lock my phone, dickhead. The bread and beef ratio needs to be similar. All right, this is how we're gonna get them. We gotta put. [00:47:56] Speaker B: Put something on with no sound or something. [00:47:58] Speaker A: That's what I'm doing. [00:47:59] Speaker B: I mean, kid, you just ate. Go to sleep like a normal kid. [00:48:03] Speaker A: See, when everyone. Oh, I know, he's perfect. Yeah, but you make a sound. [00:48:08] Speaker B: He doesn't. The kid makes a sound. Yeah. [00:48:10] Speaker A: Look at him now. [00:48:11] Speaker B: Yeah, because he's not at his house and you were refusing to play or pay attention to him. [00:48:15] Speaker A: What is the name? [00:48:16] Speaker B: Give me some Bluey Blankie Mark Lewis. Imagine if m just started making. Started making like, kids. Like kids videos. [00:48:29] Speaker A: That would just be crazy. [00:48:34] Speaker B: Okay, he's in the zone. [00:48:36] Speaker A: I think we got him. [00:48:38] Speaker B: Oh, he's in the. [00:48:39] Speaker A: This will last 30 seconds. [00:48:40] Speaker B: Yeah, 45. [00:48:42] Speaker A: We just can't talk or make any sudden movements. It's gonna make great for video and audio for this podcast. [00:48:51] Speaker B: Oh, he's off now he's paying attention to this. To the mat. [00:48:57] Speaker A: Yeah, so. So I like to add things to when I'm cooking different. I get like to get creative when I'm cooking. Not really. Like if I'm ordering, I Don't order anything like retarded. What have you seen me order? That's crazy. It's like, I just think you're the. [00:49:17] Speaker B: Type of person that like you inside your head, think, I can do it better. I can make it better. Now there's a bunch of people that do this stuff. [00:49:23] Speaker A: Every aspect of my life, Addiction, Al, that's. I think I can do better than everybody else. Do I think I'm better than them as a person? No. Do I think I could do a better job? Absolutely. That's a big difference. [00:49:38] Speaker B: I bet you those. I'm going to be honest, I bet you those labels weren't even facing straight. [00:49:42] Speaker A: No, they were. [00:49:43] Speaker B: No. [00:49:44] Speaker A: Perfect. [00:49:44] Speaker B: No, I don't think they were. But this little thing came across my timeline and I read it this morning and I've. I have read it in the past and it just doesn't make sense to me. It's one of those things that doesn't make sense. Almost like that. Question two was a question two or question five. Which one on the ballot this year? [00:50:03] Speaker A: About the. [00:50:04] Speaker B: About the question five. Question five. This is just as retarded, maybe even more retarded. They are thinking of putting up for a vote what is called a generational ban on certain tobacco sales. So, like cigars? [00:50:22] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:50:23] Speaker B: If you're were born after this date, you can't buy tobacco. So you can't buy cigars, you can't buy cigarettes, you can't buy chewing tobacco, you can't buy none of it. [00:50:35] Speaker A: Just outlaw it. [00:50:36] Speaker B: So basically what they're saying is, let's just say my kid comes up and I want. I. I'm like, hey, go get me this stick at the store. He won't be able to go buy it because he was born after a certain year. So a father and son can't enjoy a cigar anymore together. [00:50:50] Speaker A: So everybody's just going to move to New Hampshire. [00:50:53] Speaker B: In what fucking do you think you're taking away people's free will? Like in what world do you think this is? Just Massachusetts, by the way too. It's not. It's not throughout the country. It's just Massachusetts. It was probably that little fucking cunt. May we putting this up there? [00:51:11] Speaker A: Yeah, it makes sense. [00:51:12] Speaker B: All people have free will to do stuff. So unless it's illegal throughout the entire country. So you're telling me it'll be fine for my kid to wake up, go to the store. Store and have a homegrown marijuana plant. [00:51:25] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:51:26] Speaker B: Is fine. But you. He's not allowed to go have a cigar. That Also grows as well. Why are those two things separate? [00:51:33] Speaker A: Like, and cigars are way not. I mean, I want to say better for you, but at least better than a cigarette. Cigarette they put in rat poison. And either way, you are still allowed free will. [00:51:47] Speaker B: It's a legal substance in the country. Why would you take it away for half the population? So that means everybody. First of all, we're not even going to get into how it's going to affect economy because now every single person that owns a cigar store or a tobacco place or a smoke shop, convenience stores, now the population, as people die off, your entire clientele is dying off as time goes on. It makes absolutely no sense. I don't know if we live in America anymore, if we live in China. This is as communist as it gets. [00:52:23] Speaker A: It's definitely super communist. And see, that's something that would make you move. [00:52:30] Speaker B: Yeah, it's just so. It almost feels like it was fake. Like it's fake, but it's not made up. Like it's, it's one of those things that you're like, that could never happen. Like, you know, they could never force you to put something into your body under the guise of, of a federal thing. Like they could never force you to put a vaccine into your body that was not, not tested. [00:52:53] Speaker A: Well, you don't, you don't have to. But you're not allowed to keep your teaching job or your hospital job or your government job or. [00:53:00] Speaker B: Oh, you can't fly. [00:53:01] Speaker A: You can't fly. You can't go to a concert. You can, you cannot get it and stay in your house. [00:53:06] Speaker B: It's very crazy how it all comes from one side of the aisle. The stuff, the control and stuff seems to always come from one side of the aisle nowadays. Before it was probably a little bit different. It's crazy that all this stuff that they come up, come up with, well. [00:53:22] Speaker A: They'Re trying to make it healthier for you and not live. But think of, think of what it'll do to fucking the cancer. What about Boston itself? We have probably some of the best cancer hospitals in the world. Would you agree? [00:53:35] Speaker B: Yep. [00:53:36] Speaker A: So what about all those people and their jobs and pharmaceutical companies and all this that make billions of dollars off of treating people with cancer? [00:53:47] Speaker B: So you think that. So your argument is that keep them getting cancer to keep the people in the hospitals making money. [00:53:54] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. [00:53:55] Speaker B: So you. That might be the worst cancer like to like, you're, you're actually on my argument by saying like it causes cancer. We know that. [00:54:06] Speaker A: No, I'm just saying it's like not necessarily cigars, but they can cause mild cancer. This. It is what it is. I smell smoke them. That's not going to stop me. I got a lip in right now. [00:54:17] Speaker B: My thing is like you're taking away freedom and. Why? Why? Because. Let's just say so why is. Will half the population be able to buy a cigar and half won't? How is that? [00:54:28] Speaker A: Well, it just. All it's going to do is create a black market. So. Thank you. [00:54:33] Speaker B: That is a good idea actually. We could make some moves. [00:54:38] Speaker A: Yeah, it's just. [00:54:39] Speaker B: You know what? Outlaw. [00:54:40] Speaker A: Yeah, I water it. [00:54:42] Speaker B: I love it. I'll be selling sticks at my kids practice, dude. [00:54:46] Speaker A: Because I'll tell you this. How long you gonna. [00:54:48] Speaker B: The kids? I'll get hooked real early. [00:54:49] Speaker A: How long could you possibly go to jail for for having cigars a kid? [00:54:55] Speaker B: I'll be selling them to all the kids. Dude. [00:54:58] Speaker A: Kid speaking. [00:54:59] Speaker B: Just this is all because they get crazy and they think the only way to. To handle things is to outlaw moderate. Yeah, it's. It's basically prohibition for tobacco products is what they're going to do. And what happened with that? It launched the Kennedy family. So maybe I need to be. Maybe I'll be the next Kennedy. Yeah, I'll just be selling all the young kids. [00:55:17] Speaker A: Mr. Kennedy. I think, I think they should do it because there'll just be another avenue of business and revenue stream that I can create. Because us as Italians, we find a way. [00:55:34] Speaker B: Well, yeah, especially with your camcorders and your cousins. [00:55:37] Speaker A: We find a way to do what we need to do. [00:55:40] Speaker B: Yep. [00:55:41] Speaker A: You gotta put food on the table. And if I gotta put a cigar in your 18 year old's mouth to do so. Guess what, buddy. [00:55:50] Speaker B: 16. We wanna be real young. We got him at 13. [00:55:53] Speaker A: 13. [00:55:54] Speaker B: Soon they got hair on their chest. Justin's gonna check their nuts. They got hair on their nuts. They gonna. [00:55:58] Speaker A: Let me see your nuts, kid. [00:56:03] Speaker B: That might be like maybe. Is that two pedophile jokes we've got? [00:56:07] Speaker A: We're two. But one of them wasn't specifically about us. One of them was about another family member. So it's okay. [00:56:14] Speaker B: Yeah. Okay. [00:56:15] Speaker A: And I'm holding a kid, so it actually makes it even to double. Okay, obviously I'm joking. [00:56:21] Speaker B: I don't know if he's joking. So his hair like reminds me of you circa like right when you got skinny. [00:56:28] Speaker A: I know like 15, 16. [00:56:30] Speaker B: You put that. You had the lip ring, the bowl cut, the lip ring, the, the gauges. Maybe at one point, small gate. You never had big Gauges. [00:56:39] Speaker A: Not super big. No. [00:56:40] Speaker B: Even though you can still see the remnants of it. [00:56:42] Speaker A: Yeah, I got cat butthole. [00:56:43] Speaker B: Do you think that's what like a black guy's girlfriend's looks like? Like just a little. Like, you can see that there was remnants there. [00:56:49] Speaker A: Yeah, it used to be a. But now. Yeah, he beat the. He beat the back out of it. [00:56:53] Speaker B: Yes. Like he just been. Just plugged for plugging it for so long. Yeah, it doesn't look like how it used to be. [00:57:00] Speaker A: I was thinking this the other day. Like, imagine being a black guy with a small dick. Like, that sucks. Like, that's gotta suck. [00:57:08] Speaker B: Do you think it's kind of like you as like an Italian who can't cook? [00:57:11] Speaker A: No, that's ridiculous. I've been cooking since I've been 14 years old. I can cook. [00:57:17] Speaker B: No, that is funny because he. They all go. They're all a. In the locker room, dude, he's balling out, dude. They're playing basketball. They change in the room. They're like, look at this kid. Dude, look at this light switch. [00:57:29] Speaker A: Look at this little Chinese man's dick on black guy's body. [00:57:33] Speaker B: He's all tall, too. Like, tall, lanky. Just getting a switch on. [00:57:36] Speaker A: It's got to suck. That's got to be one of the worst things ever. [00:57:46] Speaker B: So, I mean, these people, they're just sending food left and right. [00:57:51] Speaker A: In this chat, I went from having a. Like a cute little infant to having a pterodactyl. [00:57:59] Speaker B: Pterodactyl. [00:58:00] Speaker A: He's like Godzilla. [00:58:02] Speaker B: So did Nico get his new job? But we don't know yet. [00:58:04] Speaker A: We know he trained for a couple days, but he might have. He might have pulled a me and training. Doesn't matter. He was in and out. What do you mean, like, he just left? I don't know. We don't know. [00:58:18] Speaker B: We have no idea if he. If he's in. Well, we got some more news at some point. Justin's actually trying to. We might be on the cusp of making a Patreon. [00:58:28] Speaker A: Yes. This is going to be coming relatively soon. I would say probably after Christmas at some point. [00:58:35] Speaker B: So you think of the new year? [00:58:36] Speaker A: Yeah. Starting the new year, we will be launching a thousand percent of Patreon on. We're still trying to work out the details of the tiers of what you get. Why don't you guys let us know some ideas? We would think about doing like a 5, 10, and a $20 tier and then maybe like a, like one crazy tier that's a little bit more pricey. [00:59:03] Speaker B: That no one will buy, but that nobody will buy. But we're going to entice you to buy. [00:59:07] Speaker A: If you do buy it, there's gonna be something nice like smoking sticks with Al, maybe a round of golf with Al, then dinner at the restaurant. Like we'll make a whole day of it. [00:59:19] Speaker B: That's what you want. [00:59:20] Speaker A: And then you could be a guest on the podcast. [00:59:24] Speaker B: We have to hammer down those details a little bit because what Justin's saying doesn't sound that enticing. But we will entice you guys hopefully to join. We will get. We're gonna give you a lot of. [00:59:35] Speaker A: For free. [00:59:36] Speaker B: Free. I mean, not for free. A lot of stuff's going to be behind the paywall is what I'm saying. But you're going to get a lot of stuff extra that you couldn't get if you weren't a member in terms of the tiers. But we've been Talking about a 500amonth tier where Nico has to blow you once a year. That's a six thousand dollar commitment. But any time of day you call us up once a year though, Nico comes over and blows you. Now you know and I know Justin knows that Nico could blow a guy. He, he has in the past. And I would say it will rival anything you could get anywhere else. So that's a very good tier. If you're a girl and you sign up for that membership. He'll eat your ass. He'll probably do that. He'll probably do that for the five dollar members. Loves eating ass. He went to Montreal, got to get a massage, and the girl was supposed to blow him and he ended up eating her ass. So I mean, I don't know how much longer we have on this podcast with this kid, but yeah, $5 a month memes. Nico will probably eat your ass. I think his girlfriend should be fine with that. I don't know if Justin's gonna end up hitting this kid, but I'd say he's ready to lose his mind. I can already tell. I mean, he's never this bad. Justin. I've never seen him this bad all day. And you want to stay home and not go to work. That's the second time he said that. But anyways, when Justin came, Justin came to the restaurant. [01:01:24] Speaker A: Just stand up with him while I'm on the podcast. This is what I have to do. [01:01:27] Speaker B: Justin came into Lynn and he got all serious. [01:01:32] Speaker A: I don't think I got that serious. [01:01:34] Speaker B: You got super serious and you're like, dude, can, can we Go talk in your office. So, and I, at, at the time I was like, he's definitely going to tell me that Sabrina is pregnant. Like he has another kid on the way, all that stuff. Or maybe he got arrested for doing something that's. Those were the two things that were running through my head. He walked into that room and with the saddest face I would say ever I've ever seen on his face. Less sad than when he told me his parents died. I was there for both times that his parents died. Less sad than that. He looked at me and said, whole Foods is the worst job I ever had. [01:02:12] Speaker A: The worst job I've ever had. [01:02:14] Speaker B: And I laughed as possibly as hot as I possibly could because of just the way he said it. And I was expecting in something so crazier than what came out of his mouth. I feel a little bad for laughing in his face because he was at a very low moment in his life at that point. [01:02:31] Speaker A: I mean, I just, I had a. [01:02:39] Speaker B: Put him in his, his. What's the rock? [01:02:41] Speaker A: You didn't hear him screaming? [01:02:42] Speaker B: Oh, that's what he was. [01:02:45] Speaker A: He's tired. [01:02:49] Speaker B: He doesn't have a binky. You don't use binkies? [01:02:52] Speaker A: No, no binkies. [01:02:54] Speaker B: Mako's coming with a binky. Bako's come with a 3 inch binky. So he just comes in with the saddest face. And I laughed in his face. It's just. I feel a little bad, but at the same time I don't because I feel like I called it. I knew it. I think I said it on the podcast. I was thinking under a month. [01:03:15] Speaker A: You guys wanted me to feel. [01:03:16] Speaker B: I didn't want you to feel it. I didn't want you to feel. I just knew that like those two. It's oil and vinegar work and Justin, Oil and vinegar, any type of work. [01:03:27] Speaker A: That's just simply not true. [01:03:29] Speaker B: No, but I knew retail and Justin being buttoned up, even though I will say bud, doesn't seem like you weren't that. So that's what I can't say. [01:03:36] Speaker A: Bud, I'm never going to last them. [01:03:39] Speaker B: No, you're definitely not going to. I mean, you would call them lesbians. Would you call a lick of us at our place? [01:03:45] Speaker A: I didn't call him. I just saw the lesbians lick a lot of pusses. Absolutely. [01:03:51] Speaker B: You said you, you looked like. [01:03:52] Speaker A: I said I need a haircut cuz I'm looking like my favorite dinosaur is a lickel ous right now. [01:03:58] Speaker B: Yeah, you said you looked like a lesbian. And lick a lot ofus. Then you told the black girl that she looks less black. [01:04:03] Speaker A: She's not black. [01:04:04] Speaker B: All right, The Dominican girl. [01:04:05] Speaker A: Exactly. [01:04:06] Speaker B: That she looks less black when she has her headphones off. [01:04:09] Speaker A: So, no, it was a ongoing joke that we had that she came up to me and said, everyone thinks. Everyone thinks I look black. I said, be a Dominican. She's like, I know. And then she had her headphones on. This was like three or four days later had her headphones on. And I go, now you look black. [01:04:38] Speaker B: That would not fly over Whole Foods. You should have. But I mean, like, the different types. [01:04:43] Speaker A: Of people that I'm talking to you. [01:04:45] Speaker B: First of all, you didn't even give two weeks notice at Whole Foods, right? [01:04:49] Speaker A: No. [01:04:50] Speaker B: So why didn't you, like, make a scene or something or, like, film yourself quitting and storming out of there? [01:04:55] Speaker A: Because I'm not that. I know you don't think I am. You think I'm of this fucking degenerate, but I'm really, like, not a bad fucking psychopathic person. [01:05:04] Speaker B: But you didn't give two weeks. So you're already like, you can't even put them as a job reference difference. [01:05:07] Speaker A: Why would I? [01:05:08] Speaker B: Yeah, so it's like you should have just made some content or something out of that. You should have done something. Smash the eggs. You should have called me and be like, hey, get a camera ready. I'll go in there, act like I'm buying something. And then you could have just made a scene. It would have looked. It would have been unbelievable. [01:05:24] Speaker A: Who's coming with me, man? You? [01:05:28] Speaker B: You? Just the whole thing. You tell your trainer you're cool. You. [01:05:32] Speaker A: I'm so that. [01:05:35] Speaker B: That's how I wish you would have let me know and like, hey, hey, meet me in the Whole Foods pocket. [01:05:39] Speaker A: To be honest, like, I wanted it to work out, dude. I thought, like, I'm trying to make better for my family, dude. I want to be able to buy a house. And no offense, the situation that I was in wasn't gonna a lot for me to do these things. [01:05:56] Speaker B: I wonder if that's who I think it is. [01:05:57] Speaker A: Definitely Taco. And definitely not your wife that can take this baby. Oh, thank God. [01:06:04] Speaker B: Oh, it's Sabrina. Even better. [01:06:06] Speaker A: Thank God. Cuz this kid's been a demon. [01:06:10] Speaker B: He. I mean, demon's a demon's a tough word. [01:06:14] Speaker A: Play. Play back this episode. The kid was like the Exorcist. His head was spinning around. Sabrina, come get your kid before I put them outside on the deck. [01:06:28] Speaker B: Oh, now he's happy A loving voice to soothe him. [01:06:35] Speaker A: It must have been my voice. I mean, people will be like, you're such a bad parent on here now. [01:06:40] Speaker B: I mean, at one point you did look like you were gonna hit the kid. [01:06:43] Speaker A: I was. I would never hit him. I don't believe in hitting my child. [01:06:46] Speaker B: You're never gonna hit your kid. [01:06:47] Speaker A: No, never. My father never laid a single hand on me and I'm. [01:06:51] Speaker B: Maybe that's the problem. [01:06:52] Speaker A: No, my mother. What do you mean? My mother. My grandmother. [01:06:56] Speaker B: Your mother did beat the piss out of you. Remember that time she. She jumped because you wouldn't, you wouldn't close the clicker. Yeah. You wouldn't shut. No, she did it several times. Yeah, but this time you were like, she was like laying on the couch and you. She's like low with the tv and you wouldn't lower it. [01:07:11] Speaker A: I think I put it up. [01:07:13] Speaker B: Yeah, you put it up off the couch, off the ottoman, jumps in fully air. Was just swinging at. [01:07:18] Speaker A: Just like in mid ear swinging. [01:07:20] Speaker B: She threw 100, 150 punches before she got to you. [01:07:22] Speaker A: And I'm pretty sure I was just laughing in her face. Yeah. So you can't say I never caught a beaten dude. My grandmother hit me and with everything that wasn't bolted. [01:07:32] Speaker B: That's true. That's true. It's true. [01:07:34] Speaker A: Just because my father never laid a hand on me, I don't need to be. My disciplinary is all in my voice and your negative in my negativity. [01:07:43] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:07:44] Speaker A: So I don't need. [01:07:45] Speaker B: I don't think I've ever had to hit my kids. [01:07:47] Speaker A: No. And yeah, but I'm gonna say yet. Yet. But it's like, why are you gonna start now? Unless he walked in a call like your wife, a cunt that you met. [01:07:56] Speaker B: That's still on the table. You never know if he could do that. [01:07:59] Speaker A: Yeah, well, I think he still has a few more years. Yeah, he's only 10, so I think. [01:08:05] Speaker B: You just gonna stay. So that's. That's like, if I feel one day I can't beat up my kid, I'm either gonna kill myself or I'm gonna make sure that that happens. So. Like that. [01:08:14] Speaker A: Oh, like you can actually fight. Fight him. [01:08:16] Speaker B: Yeah, like what I'm saying is like, I never want to be out of shape enough where like I feel like. [01:08:20] Speaker A: He can kick your ass. [01:08:22] Speaker B: I know it's gonna get to a point. [01:08:23] Speaker A: Yeah, but your father, I guarantee you, thinks he can probably still kick your ass. [01:08:29] Speaker B: Yeah, I wouldn't want to fight my father still because he'll do something. He'll get it. He'll take it really straight, and then he'll hit me with something stupid. [01:08:34] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:08:35] Speaker B: So he'll probably pull something out of his pocket and then hit me over the head with it. [01:08:38] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:08:38] Speaker B: So, no, I wouldn't want to fight him. Well, by now he's got a cane, so maybe I'll just beat me out of the game. Maybe there's a knife. Knife. We don't even know. Knife in the handle, and no. Yeah, so that's. That's. That's the goal. [01:08:50] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:08:50] Speaker B: So everyone's, like, trying to work on their fitness. Like, these people, these fitness influences. [01:08:54] Speaker A: You just want to still be able to beat your son's ass if you need. [01:08:57] Speaker B: That's it. So right now, I don't have to do nothing. [01:08:59] Speaker A: But you're not. I feel like you're kicking the shit out of me. You're not a hitter. I think you're more of a yeller. If it came down to. [01:09:07] Speaker B: I don't think anyone wants to, like, hit their kid. [01:09:09] Speaker A: Yeah, well, some people do. Those are douchebags and psychopaths. Pats. Sabrina might be the hitter. I don't know. Are you gonna be a hitter, Sabrina? [01:09:20] Speaker B: Are you on break? Oh, you're done. Okay. I'm gonna say, like, imagine her going. [01:09:26] Speaker A: On break from winter up to here. [01:09:28] Speaker B: There's something you would do that. Was that why they would get mad at you at Whole Foods? Too long. [01:09:33] Speaker A: Mad at me because I went on break. [01:09:35] Speaker B: I love how they just told you. [01:09:36] Speaker A: I don't have any heroes. [01:09:37] Speaker B: Go out the back door. [01:09:38] Speaker A: Look at this. [01:09:39] Speaker B: I like how they told you, go out the back door. Go on break. You can leave the premises. You leave the premises, you go out the back door. Then you get in trouble for both those things. [01:09:46] Speaker A: Do you see what I'm saying? [01:09:48] Speaker B: I think they might have set them up a little bit. [01:09:50] Speaker A: I'm telling you, they were mad because I was an outside hire. Well, you have to look at it this way. Each department is its own business. Whether it's bakery, whether it's the fucking pizza or prep foods, it's its own business. [01:10:06] Speaker B: Yeah, I think it's like that. Most of those corporate places is like plumbing. Like in Home Depot. The plumbing department has to account for their own shit. [01:10:15] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:10:15] Speaker B: You know what I mean? So, like, all this stuff is its. [01:10:17] Speaker A: Own stuff, but I'm supposed to be the master of every single one of them. [01:10:22] Speaker B: Yeah, I know. That's a manager, of course. [01:10:28] Speaker A: So they just, like. They, like. I feel like they were like, how can we take somebody from outside that's never done it to learn and be the master of all of these? Like, it's never going to work out. I'm going to. I'm going to force this kid to leave. So then they just promote somebody that already knows what we do. I. I really feel like that was their game plan and it really hurt my feelings. [01:10:53] Speaker B: I. So the only thing that I think I would have done if I was you is I would have stayed there while I was looking for that second thing. [01:11:01] Speaker A: Yeah. But it's just. [01:11:02] Speaker B: That's the only thing I would say would be different. I would agree. I never like that situation sounds like shit. [01:11:07] Speaker A: But I wouldn't want to go. I wouldn't want to go manage a different restaurant. You know what I mean? [01:11:13] Speaker B: No, I get it. I'm just saying, like, I just think like that that that sets you up sometimes. Like the. I think you're a little impulsive with things. [01:11:21] Speaker A: What other. But what other option would I have had? I was just staying there looking. I'm just. No, I'm asking like a genuine question. My. Let me give you the background. Obviously, you know, I have. I have a ton of management experience, especially with restaurants. [01:11:35] Speaker B: Right. [01:11:37] Speaker A: I do have retail, obviously. I. I managed. I started as a stock boy, as at Pet Express, and became a manager of three locations. [01:11:46] Speaker B: And you could lie on any resume you wanted to lie on. You put my name on it. All of a sudden this kid is running production plans. I just lie about everything. [01:11:57] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:11:57] Speaker B: You could put my name on any job known to me and I will lie. You just put it as, you know, the corporate name. And we just lie about the company. [01:12:06] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:12:07] Speaker B: That's what you do, that you should get your friends to lie for you. [01:12:10] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:12:11] Speaker B: That's how you get any job you. [01:12:12] Speaker A: Want to make it. [01:12:14] Speaker B: Yeah. But the point is, is that my thing is like, just keep my thing. Now, granted, you wanted to kill yourself there. Obviously you don't want to get that jacked up. You know, you got a kid. We don't want you killing yourself. [01:12:28] Speaker A: Yeah, but. [01:12:29] Speaker B: But I'm just saying, like, keep the money coming in while you're looking for the next one. [01:12:32] Speaker A: I agree. That's why I tucked my tail between my legs and went to talk to your father. Who's. What am I going to do? [01:12:38] Speaker B: Yeah, I get it. I just would have had. I just would have had a talk with us before, but at the same time, you can't be in a toxic environment 24 7. [01:12:49] Speaker A: No, I can't. And they Want me to be there fucking 12 hours when they told me. It's like you told. Told me one thing, but. [01:12:56] Speaker B: Yeah, I know it's crazy. The. Were they just saying because it's the holidays. Like, listen, you're gonna have to be here a little extra now. [01:13:02] Speaker A: No, but sure. To do what? To face. Face. [01:13:07] Speaker B: Someone's got a face. Someone's gonna face. [01:13:11] Speaker A: It's like. It's crazy. The job's a joke. If anybody's ever looking to work at Whole Foods, do yourself a favor, go drive to the Tobin Bridge. Right. I want you to jump off of it. [01:13:22] Speaker B: I think so. [01:13:23] Speaker A: And kill yourself. Because you should do that instead of go work for Hoof. [01:13:27] Speaker B: And the rotisserie chicken is garbage. [01:13:29] Speaker A: Subpar, sub par. [01:13:29] Speaker B: They have good haddock. [01:13:31] Speaker A: Good luck paying for your entire. Listen, you're going to fill up a little basket. You're going to get a steak, whatever. Normally. Normally what you would go to, like, stop and shop a market basket and get four or five dinners is going to cost you the same as one or two dinners at fucking Whole Foods. Foods. So off Whole Foods, you suck. There was a couple nice people. You guys were cool. Other than that, go yourself. I'd rather start an only fans with Sabrina. [01:14:02] Speaker B: It's a good idea. You guys could maybe make some money. You go. I think it's. I think it's because it's an only fans and because it's a parody. If you guys go the Becky Lynch, Seth Rollins wrote. [01:14:15] Speaker A: Yeah. We might be able to get it done. [01:14:18] Speaker B: So I think you guys look well. Justin. Not as much, but were those the two names that we were floating around? [01:14:25] Speaker A: Okay, so we're gonna have a very mediocre Christmas. It's okay. His first Christmas. He doesn't really fucking know what's going on yet. [01:14:32] Speaker B: Wife by each other for Christmas. [01:14:33] Speaker A: Nothing. [01:14:34] Speaker B: Not a fucking thing. [01:14:35] Speaker A: Well, you usually go on like a trip or something. [01:14:37] Speaker B: Well, usually we go out to dinner. [01:14:39] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:14:39] Speaker B: Because that's like, there's too much shit going on. [01:14:41] Speaker A: I'm gonna. I told her, listen, I'll send you to get your hand done. I think that's. [01:14:45] Speaker B: I don't. I don't like when society tells me to do something. [01:14:49] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:14:50] Speaker B: So, like the fact that, like, I hate Valentine's Day. [01:14:54] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:14:54] Speaker B: I hate when society tries to force something down your throat for marketability. [01:14:59] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:14:59] Speaker B: So, like this whole thing that you're gonna get all this crazy for Christmas for every single person, you know, I don't like that. [01:15:07] Speaker A: Yeah. I haven't done that. [01:15:08] Speaker B: You got kids and When I tell. [01:15:09] Speaker A: You the only person I have recently, other than her, have bought gifts for is your son. [01:15:16] Speaker B: Yeah. And I would just stop doing that. There's too many kids. [01:15:20] Speaker A: I. I know. And it's like, I'm not trying to pick favorites here, but when you. [01:15:24] Speaker B: Too many kids around. [01:15:25] Speaker A: When. It's easier when you have one kid. Right. Than if Michael has three kids. [01:15:30] Speaker B: There's 27 kids. [01:15:32] Speaker A: There's too many. [01:15:33] Speaker B: It's like, what are you going to do? Buy something for. [01:15:35] Speaker A: It's like, it's like. Cuz I can't just buy a gift for one kid. Now I got to buy your entire female family a gift. I don't have that kind of money. [01:15:45] Speaker B: I got the perfect gift for Sabrina from you. [01:15:48] Speaker A: What is it? [01:15:48] Speaker B: You know what it is? [01:15:50] Speaker A: I'm gonna go down on her. [01:15:51] Speaker B: Yeah, you have to. [01:15:58] Speaker A: She's looking, she. Look at smiling over there. She's ready. [01:16:05] Speaker B: Have you watched any movies like lately? [01:16:06] Speaker A: Yes, I watched Hectic and I watched the new Venom movie. What was it? Heretic. The new A24 movie with. [01:16:16] Speaker B: Was it good? [01:16:18] Speaker A: I would give it a five and a half out of 10. So I would not recommend it. I would not recommend paying $20 for it. [01:16:26] Speaker B: Okay. [01:16:27] Speaker A: This movie, if you watch the trailer, it's another one of those movies with the trailer. Makes it seem like it is gonna be this awesome movie. Jen. It was a movie. Jen wanted us to all go to the movies and see. [01:16:39] Speaker B: Okay. They're really us with the trailers. [01:16:42] Speaker A: They too with the trailers. It's great marketing because they're. They're making it seem like it's a completely different movie and it ends up being this like religious, like Long legs. [01:16:51] Speaker B: Long Legs was supposed to be sick. [01:16:53] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:16:54] Speaker B: That was a great trailer. [01:16:55] Speaker A: Long Legs was gonna be the new seven. [01:16:57] Speaker B: Yep. [01:16:57] Speaker A: In Maya. And then it wasn't. It was more of a four and a half. [01:17:01] Speaker B: Have you heard about Marginal with Nick Cage? [01:17:05] Speaker A: No. [01:17:06] Speaker B: Apparently it's a horror movie with Nick Cage and I. I heard it's gone awful. [01:17:10] Speaker A: Marginal. Is it new? [01:17:13] Speaker B: I'm pretty sure it's newish. I saw Red one in the movies that was that good. [01:17:18] Speaker A: It's a good hangover movie. Probably perfect. [01:17:22] Speaker B: Hangover movie. You're sitting there, your kids around. Put that on. [01:17:25] Speaker A: And then we watched Venom last night. The new Venom. [01:17:31] Speaker B: Okay, again, not like a. Is this kid. No, hold on. No, I, I see. I haven't watched any of them, so. [01:17:39] Speaker A: Oh, any of them. Oh yeah. There's one scene in it that's literally Sabrina. We just talked about this her in the casino? Can you pass me my phone, honey? [01:17:51] Speaker B: I think. I think this kid's. He told me Nick Cage was in it, and it was called Module. [01:17:57] Speaker A: Who? It's a new movie or an old movie. [01:18:01] Speaker B: I just forget about everything I said because this kid's clearly a retard. [01:18:05] Speaker A: Let me see if I can find this scene and tell me it's not Sabrina. Still me. Yeah. So Module is not a real thing. No one knows what you're talking about. Okay, here it is. I want you to watch this and tell me it's not Sabrina. Life at 20. No. This is all the money that we have. [01:18:50] Speaker B: It's 100% her. [01:18:52] Speaker A: What is this feeling? [01:18:53] Speaker B: It's like. It's like all of my problems have gone away. [01:18:57] Speaker A: This is all time. [01:19:01] Speaker B: So is that his voice inside his head? [01:19:03] Speaker A: Yeah. Venom's a parasite. Lives inside him. Look, look, look. [01:19:14] Speaker B: I feel like someone has some security footage of that night, and they sent it over to the people that made that. [01:19:20] Speaker A: Definitely. What happened? [01:19:21] Speaker B: They said it was a shutter movie. [01:19:23] Speaker A: A shutter movie with Nicholas Cage? Yeah. There's a. [01:19:30] Speaker B: This kid also heavily doses himself with mushrooms. [01:19:33] Speaker A: So there's a movie that he's in called Adriatic. That's pretty good. I think it's called Adriatic. No, that was Dream Scenario. Adriatic's the one with the. With his two kids. Remember, he's, like, trying to protect his two kids from these, like, creatures you can't see. You're not allowed to go out at night. They lock the whole house down. Nick Cage. New Nick Cage movies. Speaking of Nick Cage. [01:20:10] Speaker B: Hey, retail, what movie was that? Nick Cage movie. Because it's like, I figured you watch it. You always watch. [01:20:17] Speaker A: I love Nick Cage movies. Yeah. Arcade, Arcadian. That was good. Mandy. If you've never seen Mandy, which we were talking about doing. Doing as part of one of the tiers. A movie. Watch along with me where, you know, we'll do a live stream and I'll pick a movie. Or you guys can vote on a movie and we'll watch it together. We can talk about the movie, ask questions, whatever. As part of one of the tiers for the Patreon. This has to be one of the movies. Mandy. Because it's awesome. If you've never seen Mandy, I'd like. [01:20:59] Speaker B: To sit in on the killer clock. Clown. Watch along. [01:21:02] Speaker A: Kill clowns from outer space? [01:21:03] Speaker B: No, the ones that we watch were just chilling. [01:21:06] Speaker A: Oh, that Drive through. [01:21:07] Speaker B: That's what it's called. [01:21:08] Speaker A: That needs to be on the list. We could do that. Like, we can both watch that. [01:21:11] Speaker B: Yeah, I'd like to. There'd be certain movies. I would definitely like to sit down. Sit it on. [01:21:15] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:21:16] Speaker B: Like any B horror movie that's, like, so, so good. [01:21:19] Speaker A: I have so many of them. But Mandy came out in 2018. It has six. Six and a half. This movie is super tricky. Trippy. It's definitely a movie. Like, give yourself a high dose of THC and watch this movie. 100 mushrooms. Mushrooms too. But I think mushrooms. This movie would make you really uncomfortable. [01:21:41] Speaker B: Watching he trip a little too much. [01:21:43] Speaker A: It would be just too much. [01:21:44] Speaker B: How many times have you done mushrooms? [01:21:45] Speaker A: Never. [01:21:46] Speaker B: Yeah, me neither. [01:21:48] Speaker A: You. Why don't you sit down and tell us about it? [01:21:52] Speaker B: Was it a crazy trip? You just laughed. Was it a bar or was it an actual mushroom? The stem okay? Yeah, I just laughed. So that seems like a good trip. Yeah, it's nice. [01:22:06] Speaker A: So why is she making it seem like she didn't like it? [01:22:08] Speaker B: She just said she did it once. I don't think she said she didn't like it. [01:22:10] Speaker A: Yeah, but the way she said I did it once made it seem like I didn't like it. [01:22:14] Speaker B: I think you are being overly critical of her at this juncture. [01:22:18] Speaker A: She won't even smoke weed and anymore. [01:22:20] Speaker B: No more weed. I would love to. It's just. You're nervous. Yeah. Because of the baby. Wow. Day of him home. Then you could just hit it. I think you'd be fine. [01:22:32] Speaker A: Best time is now. I'm on vacation for, like, three more days. [01:22:38] Speaker B: You think that's a good lip you got going in there? [01:22:40] Speaker A: It's all right. [01:22:42] Speaker B: I've been crushing these cigars. The. The m. Fuma guy sent me some, like, extra. [01:22:47] Speaker A: I want one of those coffee ones. I want one of those. [01:22:51] Speaker B: I don't think they taste like coffee. [01:22:53] Speaker A: Oh, they don't? [01:22:53] Speaker B: I don't think. [01:22:54] Speaker A: You haven't tried it. I already put. I've been just getting. [01:22:57] Speaker B: I. I don't know. I'm assuming it has to have some coffee flavors. Some coffee notes. [01:23:01] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:23:04] Speaker B: I'll get you one before you leave. What was I saying? I get too drunk in purchasing cigars at an obscene level. Right. [01:23:15] Speaker A: Why that? [01:23:16] Speaker B: I had to go buy another Humano. [01:23:17] Speaker A: Yeah, but why do you need that many? You're not gonna. [01:23:20] Speaker B: I get drunk and buy things. [01:23:22] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:23:22] Speaker B: That's just what happens. I think everyone does that. [01:23:25] Speaker A: See, when I have a day off, I like to buy things. It's not good. [01:23:29] Speaker B: No. It's the holidays, though. [01:23:31] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:23:32] Speaker B: Every. That's the excuse for everything. You eat too much. It's the holidays. You drink it too much. It's the holidays. [01:23:37] Speaker A: Sabrina's job. Way too much. [01:23:39] Speaker B: It's the holidays. It's the holidays. [01:23:42] Speaker A: It's the holidays. [01:23:44] Speaker B: She's doing mushrooms by the stem. It's the holidays. [01:23:47] Speaker A: Happy holidays. I want to know what we're doing on Christmas day. Like me and her coming here. Or am I. We just gonna be. [01:23:53] Speaker B: I think, I think we've told. We've said it. That we're not gonna do nothing. [01:23:57] Speaker A: Yeah, but you say that every year. And I come over every year. [01:24:01] Speaker B: Right, but you just kind of force your way in. [01:24:03] Speaker A: That's what I do. I mean I grew up in this household. [01:24:06] Speaker B: I get it. But it's like we're not even gonna do anything. Yeah, but I know I have to go. I know I have to go to her father's for like a little brunch thing. [01:24:12] Speaker A: So. You're not brunch. [01:24:13] Speaker B: It was going to happen. It's going to turn into a very boozy. Like I'm probably thinking six to eight Bloody Marys. [01:24:18] Speaker A: You're going to be there all night. [01:24:19] Speaker B: And then we'll probably. Maybe they'll order Chinese food. [01:24:22] Speaker A: I don't know. Yeah, you'll end up being there all night. [01:24:24] Speaker B: If you know her father, his father's wife. There'll be a beautiful spread for us. [01:24:30] Speaker A: Yeah, she does a. She does Big Mo does a good job. [01:24:32] Speaker B: Yeah, but she don't around. Okay. [01:24:34] Speaker A: All right, so. And then I need to worry about my own family. Make our own. [01:24:37] Speaker B: I'm just saying right now, at this juncture, I'd say worry about your own family right now. [01:24:41] Speaker A: All right, that's. [01:24:42] Speaker B: But I don't know that for a fact. [01:24:43] Speaker A: But I don't even think she likes ham. Well, I need to know because I'm going to do a food shopping for Christmas. If not. [01:24:49] Speaker B: Okay, well, it's like three weeks away. [01:24:51] Speaker A: It's really not that far. Dude, it's the 13th. [01:24:54] Speaker B: It's 12 days away. [01:24:55] Speaker A: Yeah, that's not a lot. That's not a lot of time. [01:24:58] Speaker B: Put in your pea pod now for 10 days. [01:25:01] Speaker A: Can you tell me who told you I ordered Peapod? [01:25:03] Speaker B: Nope. [01:25:04] Speaker A: Why? [01:25:04] Speaker B: Because the gay time I was a kid, we ride together. [01:25:06] Speaker A: Well, it's gotta be somebody that like. [01:25:08] Speaker B: Fat boys for life. [01:25:09] Speaker A: It's either gonna be. [01:25:10] Speaker B: That's my model. [01:25:11] Speaker A: It's got to be somebody that lives close by. [01:25:13] Speaker B: Maybe. [01:25:16] Speaker A: Cuz the only thing I could think of is like maybe Eddie was at the house. [01:25:19] Speaker B: Yeah, it wasn't Eddie. [01:25:20] Speaker A: And said something to Merc I feel like Eddie is. [01:25:24] Speaker B: He'll take it to his grave. And he wouldn't. He wouldn't even think twice about you watering pe to tell me. [01:25:28] Speaker A: He. My question is. Is like, why would anybody. [01:25:33] Speaker B: I think people. Just because I think I was going on a rant about how you laid lazy. And then they said he's so lazy. He. What is the type part. They take me super serious when I say things on here. [01:25:44] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:25:45] Speaker B: That he's so lazy he's been ordering peapod. [01:25:48] Speaker A: Or. I just had a child and I have a mini Koopa and it's like, go food shop. True. [01:25:53] Speaker B: These. This is true as well. [01:25:54] Speaker A: Go food shopping for three. [01:25:56] Speaker B: But you could also. You could make the argument that you were so lazy you didn't pull out and that's why you have a kid. [01:26:02] Speaker A: No, it's because she was like, come in May. Just come in May. She was a semen. [01:26:13] Speaker B: That is what happened to me too. [01:26:14] Speaker A: Exactly what happens. [01:26:15] Speaker B: They always tell you that. [01:26:16] Speaker A: They say that and they don't mean it after. [01:26:19] Speaker B: I would say it's a 95% rate of those words were said before con. Conception. [01:26:25] Speaker A: Yeah. The hit rate on that. [01:26:27] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:26:28] Speaker A: Is just. [01:26:28] Speaker B: And you're just like. [01:26:29] Speaker A: It's 10 to 1 1. [01:26:31] Speaker B: We're doing it, dude. We're not. We don't pull it off. [01:26:34] Speaker A: It's like. And then they give you the eagle claw. They put their foot talons into. Into your back and they grab you. [01:26:41] Speaker B: My wife. I remember. I. I mean, how graphic do we want to get here? [01:26:46] Speaker A: We're getting graphics. It's all right. She's standing right there. And I said it. [01:26:50] Speaker B: I'll tell you the whole like semi story. This is. I think I might have told it about Paul Walker dying. [01:26:55] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:26:56] Speaker B: We're at the Improv. [01:26:57] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:26:58] Speaker B: We find out that Paul Walker dies. She starts bawling her eyes out. Which I agree. Fast and Furious. Great movie. [01:27:03] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:27:03] Speaker B: You know, the whole series. Would I have bald my eyes out? [01:27:06] Speaker A: Absolutely not. [01:27:07] Speaker B: Absolutely not. So we just proceeded to get fucking really fucking sloppy because. Were you drinking at the Improv in the North End? [01:27:16] Speaker A: Okay. [01:27:17] Speaker B: We're at the Improv. We're going to see a movie. Which then we stayed for both shows. Stayed after. What a good time. But we might have went somewhere after. I'm not sure. [01:27:25] Speaker A: Okay. [01:27:25] Speaker B: But we ended up. And this is when I was living in the apartment downstairs is. And we ended up on top of the countertop making a little. Making a little love. Okay. [01:27:38] Speaker A: This countertop where Santa. [01:27:40] Speaker B: No, downstairs at the apartment. [01:27:42] Speaker A: Oh, you Were living down there. [01:27:43] Speaker B: Yep, I was living down there. This is right when we got married. Pretty much. [01:27:47] Speaker A: Okay. [01:27:48] Speaker B: Two months after. I believe he. Paul Walker, died in November. This is just in my timeline. [01:27:53] Speaker A: Yep. [01:27:54] Speaker B: I think it's a November death for Paul Walker. [01:27:57] Speaker A: Okay. [01:27:58] Speaker B: This is maybe before. Either before or after Thanksgiving. So it's either happened at this point or at Volari. I'm going to take this story because it's a better story. [01:28:06] Speaker A: Okay. [01:28:07] Speaker B: Volari. You know, maybe we ate too much pizza. The pizza was great. They used to bring it up. [01:28:11] Speaker A: You don't want a volari. [01:28:12] Speaker B: We don't want a Volari story. So we're going to take this story that. This. The improv. [01:28:15] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:28:16] Speaker B: We get back, we are making sweet love on top of the countertop. My knees are killing me. [01:28:21] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:28:21] Speaker B: My knees are. [01:28:22] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. [01:28:23] Speaker B: It's fucking on marble or quartz? [01:28:25] Speaker A: That's just such a bad idea. So you're both on there. [01:28:28] Speaker B: We're both on. [01:28:29] Speaker A: See, that's going to be the rookie move. [01:28:31] Speaker B: It was bad, dude. [01:28:32] Speaker A: That's a rookie move. You got to give her the lean. Nope. [01:28:35] Speaker B: It's too high. It's too high. [01:28:37] Speaker A: Okay. [01:28:38] Speaker B: It's too high. [01:28:39] Speaker A: Well, she's short, too. [01:28:40] Speaker B: It was too high. She should. I got up on it. Whatever. We move, I go, listen, we can't do this anymore. So we move to the bedroom. Now we're in a good zone. We're good. We're in a good year. [01:28:51] Speaker A: In the pocket. We're in the pocket. [01:28:52] Speaker B: Pocket. And obviously she's like, come at me. [01:28:56] Speaker A: You did it. [01:28:57] Speaker B: And then I did it. So then I go to the bathroom and piss. And I come back out, she still got her legs over her head. [01:29:01] Speaker A: Oh, my God. [01:29:02] Speaker B: She kept her legs over her head. 10 minutes. I was like, dude, I like, got water and like, you still took a. [01:29:09] Speaker A: Shower, made a sandwich. [01:29:10] Speaker B: What are you doing? She looks like a turkey. Just the legs are over back. [01:29:14] Speaker A: She's just rocking her bottom. [01:29:16] Speaker B: Yeah, exactly. And she's just like, they. This is what they said to do. So. So she wanted the baby there wasn't even like. She just got pumped up. [01:29:25] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:29:26] Speaker B: She kept her legs over her head for like 40 minutes. [01:29:27] Speaker A: Yeah. She was all fired up. [01:29:28] Speaker B: Yeah. She wanted that to stay inside. She was as long as possible. [01:29:31] Speaker A: Even like afterwards, she was walking on her hands to, like, do other things. [01:29:35] Speaker B: She was doing the whole finding. [01:29:37] Speaker A: She had a full story. [01:29:38] Speaker B: She was like, just keep swimming. Just keep talking. She's. And first of all, it's dripping down now. Truffle butter, dude. Truffle butter into a butthole now. Pretty graphic stuff. [01:29:50] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:29:51] Speaker B: So that's. That's what I'm gonna tell my kid when he gets of age. We're gonna have a cigar that he bought from himself. Because I'm gonna fight that law. That will. [01:29:57] Speaker A: I think these are. These are great. Next time we go on Paul the cork. These are questions we get to ask. What was the conception like? [01:30:06] Speaker B: Yeah, the conception. We should actually just. Yeah, good conception stories. [01:30:10] Speaker A: We should just stop that on the conception confessions. [01:30:13] Speaker B: Let's. Let's make a conception call. [01:30:15] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:30:16] Speaker B: Who should we call about. About the. About their conception? [01:30:19] Speaker A: Call one of them first. We can make a couple of them call. Call Shane Gillis. [01:30:27] Speaker B: Shane Gillis. All right, let's call. Let's call this retard because now I can bust. I'm gonna actually. Because I can bust his balls about the. [01:30:37] Speaker A: Oh, oh, you don't have a plugged in. [01:30:39] Speaker B: We gotta plug in the headphones. [01:30:40] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. Forgot about that. [01:30:44] Speaker B: Forgot about the headies, kid. The top is the cans, huh? [01:30:49] Speaker A: Yeah, I just fed him 5 ounces 20 minutes ago. [01:30:54] Speaker B: Yeah, he did just feed him right before you walked in. He sure. [01:31:00] Speaker A: He'll be fine for another hour and a half. All right, we're gonna put the cans on. Is it me? Does it sound weird in these headphones? Headphones? Somebody with the settings. Dude, I'm telling. [01:31:13] Speaker B: It's Lewis. [01:31:15] Speaker A: Dude, you need to tell these people to. Not with our settings, especially if they're not going to remember how to turn it. Turn it back. Because if we sound like this. If we sound like this on the episode, it's gonna sound so bad. [01:31:28] Speaker B: No, no, but I. But I always put a certain filter on through it after I go to Adobe Edition. So it's not gonna sound like this. Yeah, but this sounds very reverby. Yeah, right? Like an extra. [01:31:38] Speaker A: It sounds like I'm inside of a spaceship underwater. Sounds like I'm in NASA training. [01:31:45] Speaker B: I don't know. I don't know if that's true. But yeah, he definitely, definitely fuck with the settings. [01:31:49] Speaker A: Is he coming here still? Because I'm going to yell at him. [01:31:53] Speaker B: Let's see if this is okay. So it is rigging. Let's see if he answers. [01:31:57] Speaker A: He's probably not even going to answer. He's going to like us. [01:32:00] Speaker C: What's up? [01:32:01] Speaker B: All right, quick question. You're on the podcast. I have a question for awesome. Two questions. [01:32:05] Speaker A: What is that noise, though? Do you hear that? [01:32:08] Speaker B: What? Do you hear something? Justin? [01:32:09] Speaker A: Yeah. Pull this away a little bit. [01:32:11] Speaker B: Can you Hear me fine, Brennan. [01:32:13] Speaker A: I can hear you. [01:32:14] Speaker B: Yeah, this is Brennan from pulling the Cork podcast. By the way, he's. This is his first official appearance. Go listen to that. Episode number one. [01:32:22] Speaker A: Yeah, great. [01:32:23] Speaker B: Episode number two, first thing, this Nick Cage movie. What's the Nick Cage movie that you watched? [01:32:29] Speaker C: I don't even know the name. It was fucking terrible. [01:32:31] Speaker B: You said it was. I thought you said it was called Marginal, but you were really high on mushroom. [01:32:36] Speaker C: I was saying it was Marginal. [01:32:38] Speaker B: Oh, you were saying it was module. [01:32:40] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:32:40] Speaker B: Oh, okay. [01:32:42] Speaker C: Yeah, okay. Yes, yes. [01:32:43] Speaker B: Okay. [01:32:43] Speaker A: What was it about? [01:32:47] Speaker C: You really want me to give you that, Justin? [01:32:49] Speaker A: Just a quick, quick little two seconds. Because I watch a lot. [01:32:52] Speaker C: Apocalyptic guy, lives in the woods with two kids. [01:32:54] Speaker A: Yeah, it's called. Called Not Adriatic. What did I say? [01:32:59] Speaker B: Yeah, Adriatic. [01:32:59] Speaker A: Yeah, it's called Adriatic. [01:33:01] Speaker B: Justin said it was great. [01:33:02] Speaker A: I said it was a good movie. I didn't say great. [01:33:05] Speaker C: No, I was pretty banged up, so let's just put that on the table. [01:33:08] Speaker B: It's a loser taste, though. He's got loser taste. Loser DNA. Okay, so now he likes to terrify. [01:33:13] Speaker C: I think terrify is horrible. [01:33:14] Speaker A: Yeah, see, that's why you're a scumbag. [01:33:16] Speaker B: So we. We are starting. Yeah, we are starting a new segment on the podcast right now. You would be the first outsider to do it. [01:33:26] Speaker C: Okay. [01:33:26] Speaker B: We are calling people for conception stories. How did you conceive your kid or one of your kids? I know you got a couple of them. [01:33:33] Speaker A: So what? [01:33:34] Speaker C: I got three. [01:33:34] Speaker B: Do you have any story that's funny or worth noting? Or was it just straight missionary? I'm guessing with you, with your boy. [01:33:42] Speaker C: I cracked a. Just cracked off into a cup and I. [01:33:47] Speaker B: What, a turkey baster? [01:33:49] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. [01:33:51] Speaker C: I don't know. I had a lot of drunk sex at that time. You know what I mean? I can tell you one. I can tell you one time, youngest kid was conceived was. My wife was like. We were like, drinking wine on the couch, watching some Netflix show, like, 88th episode that night and couldn't. Wouldn't even remember it the next day. [01:34:10] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:34:11] Speaker C: And she was like, I didn't share with her kid. And I'm like, I really don't think this house is made for three kids. And I'm like, I think it's a bad idea. And then she came and she, like, sat that next. [01:34:20] Speaker A: Oh, we're losing you. We lost you. You got me now we got. [01:34:28] Speaker B: Now we got you. [01:34:29] Speaker A: So she sat next to you. [01:34:30] Speaker B: She sat next, sat next to me. [01:34:32] Speaker C: And, like, all that went out the window. And I just. We had sex right there. Bang, boom, like three weeks later. She was like, I'm pregnant. That's the only thing I'm good at, by the way. The only thing I'm good at in the world is getting. Getting somebody pregnant. I'm not good at sex. Not good at, like, getting chicks. I'm only good at, like. [01:34:51] Speaker A: You have strong swimmers. [01:34:52] Speaker C: Shitty version of myself. [01:34:54] Speaker A: You have strong swimmers is what you're saying. [01:34:56] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, some guys, like, I told my buddy. My buddy had. His wife had to get ivf. And I said, dude, I'll go into your house, beat off in the bathroom when she gets pregnant. [01:35:04] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, that's. There are some guys that just, like, they're not even trying, and it happens. [01:35:10] Speaker A: That's that. [01:35:10] Speaker C: That's me. Yeah, that's how that. [01:35:12] Speaker B: That's what happens with you. Okay, so I think this is one and done segment because that was such a boring story. [01:35:17] Speaker C: Who do you want to be? [01:35:18] Speaker B: No, I know. I get it. I get it. [01:35:20] Speaker A: I mean, Al had a good one. His. They watched Paul Walker died. They got all banged up. Her legs were in the air like a turkey baster. Sabrina was mine. Sabrina was, I think, punching. [01:35:35] Speaker C: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He said that the other day. Punching the casino. [01:35:37] Speaker A: Punching the slot machine beans. [01:35:40] Speaker B: Yeah. Well, you know what? [01:35:41] Speaker C: Next time you call me and I'm. If you. I was prepared, I'll make up a story. [01:35:44] Speaker B: Yeah, I think that's a good idea. [01:35:46] Speaker C: Glenn's roast beef. And everybody watched, and then she got pregnant. [01:35:49] Speaker B: How was Glenn's today? Because I didn't watch a video. You said you put a video up. [01:35:53] Speaker C: Yeah, it was pretty good. [01:35:54] Speaker A: Did you go to Glenn's? You went to Glenn? Cold. [01:35:56] Speaker C: It was cold. That's the only thing I'll say. [01:35:57] Speaker B: Oh, okay. Mine was so cold the other day. [01:36:00] Speaker A: What is with the cold beefs? I don't get it, dude. [01:36:02] Speaker C: I don't know, but it was cold. Like, it wasn't even, like, warm. [01:36:06] Speaker A: But why? I feel like, I don't know, 90 of the beefs that I've been getting recently around here, they're all just cold beefs. [01:36:12] Speaker B: Are you eating inside of you getting them brought to you? [01:36:15] Speaker C: No, no, no. I. I went. Nate, ride the car, though. Wasn't like they, like. Dude, they made them right there and then I went to the car. [01:36:22] Speaker B: So you went in, walked in, ordered it, and then walked out and it was cold? [01:36:26] Speaker C: Yeah, like, it was, like, cold. [01:36:28] Speaker A: Did you have, back in the day, roast beef place did you have Joy Mojos? [01:36:34] Speaker C: No. [01:36:34] Speaker A: In Reveal? [01:36:36] Speaker C: No, I've had Beachmont. [01:36:37] Speaker A: Okay. Yeah, Beachmont. Roast beef was all right. [01:36:40] Speaker B: I think Beachmont was good. Beachmont. [01:36:42] Speaker C: They usually have, like, a heat lamp, like it places. [01:36:45] Speaker A: That's what I'm saying. It's like they. [01:36:46] Speaker B: You. [01:36:46] Speaker A: They're even cutting the beef under that, like, lamp. It's like a red. I don't know. [01:36:51] Speaker C: They don't have that. I don't know if that apparatus broke recently. [01:36:56] Speaker A: Every time I've been a Glenn's the past two, three years, it's been cold beef. Yeah. [01:37:02] Speaker C: I mean, it wasn't bad. Dude, I ate it, like, gladly. I'm just saying it wasn't like, you. [01:37:06] Speaker B: Know, I feel like going from Modern is like, I fucked Sydney Sweeney. That's what I feel like. Like, I fucked Sweeney. And now I'm dealing with this trash. That's what I'm dealing with. After everything I eat, even though laundry's was pretty close. That bun. [01:37:22] Speaker C: I use that exact line. When my son had his first Italian sub was from New Deal. And he's like, I think I like Italians. I'm like, that's like fucking Sydney Sweeney and being like, I think I like sex. Like, that was the first sex you ever had. [01:37:30] Speaker A: Yeah. It's like, you can't. You gotta give them bad sex before you give them the good sex. [01:37:36] Speaker B: You gotta Thousand. [01:37:38] Speaker A: See, you fucked up. You should have got like, Bella's. Bella's fucking. Not the good Bellas. That serves roast beef like the Danvis Bellas got him in Italian where it's like a drunk night hard five. You wake up in the morning. [01:37:53] Speaker C: Yeah. Like, you go to like a Greek joint and get an Italian. [01:37:56] Speaker A: Yeah, that's gotta. See, that's what you gotta do. [01:38:00] Speaker C: Yeah, I agree. [01:38:02] Speaker B: Pepperoni on you. [01:38:03] Speaker A: You gotta temp expectations. Yeah, they're putting pepperoni and sliced American cheese on it. [01:38:08] Speaker C: Yeah, they're like shiny ham that they put on there. [01:38:11] Speaker A: Yeah, they're putting that glistening ham on it. [01:38:15] Speaker B: All right, what do you want? Anything good? [01:38:18] Speaker C: No, I'm about to start drinking again. [01:38:20] Speaker B: I think that's a good idea. [01:38:21] Speaker A: There you go. [01:38:22] Speaker B: Yeah, that's. It's the holidays. [01:38:24] Speaker C: The holidays, yeah. [01:38:27] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:38:27] Speaker B: All right, we'll talk to you. [01:38:28] Speaker C: All right, Enjoy, boys. [01:38:29] Speaker A: All right, ciao. [01:38:31] Speaker B: Yeah, That's a one and done segment. I mean, I just like. We're just dropping it on these people. I thought that more people would have a story. [01:38:36] Speaker A: Well, I mean, maybe we just. You can't. One and done. You gotta call. I think you gotta Call somebody else. [01:38:44] Speaker B: Who do you want it to be? [01:38:45] Speaker A: I think you're gonna call Fitzy, see if he's got a better story. [01:38:52] Speaker B: We gotta call. [01:38:53] Speaker A: Maybe we just didn't set it up right. You know, Maybe we gotta set it up better. [01:39:02] Speaker B: Okay. [01:39:04] Speaker A: We'Ll see if he answers. [01:39:09] Speaker B: He's not gonna answer. These kids get that. That kid that I just called doesn't have a real job. He's got a fake company that he just makes up. And like he says, he puts these people in jobs. I think he's doing something illegal. There's no way. This kid. The kid never works. So I. This kid has an actual job. [01:39:27] Speaker A: Okay, we'll see if he answers. Maybe he's on his lunch break. Hopefully he doesn't go out the back door, you know? [01:39:38] Speaker C: Yo. [01:39:39] Speaker B: Yo, Fitzy. What's up? You're on the podcast that didn't even ring once. [01:39:42] Speaker A: That wasn't. Even. It was a half a ring. [01:39:44] Speaker B: I. It took four rings for Brennan and we know he doesn't even work, so for you to pick up that quick, I'm very impressed. [01:39:51] Speaker A: Yeah. Hopefully your answer is much better than the answer we got from him. Okay. [01:39:57] Speaker B: We're starting a new segment on the podcast. It probably has zero legs whatsoever. This is probably going to be a one and done. But we got Brendan's answer. It was very boring. Kind of like him in person. [01:40:07] Speaker A: So let's give him the name. What's the name of it? Conception Confession. [01:40:10] Speaker B: Conception Confessions. We're asking people funny stories about how they conceive one of their kids. So do you have a funny story about. Is this on Patreon? Yes, this is on the Patreon, you fucking liar. Starting up. It's on the Patreon. But this is the first week. [01:40:31] Speaker A: It's gonna be the first one. [01:40:32] Speaker B: This is the end. All right. [01:40:34] Speaker C: Either way. So this one is hilarious. [01:40:37] Speaker A: Oh, see, we're already off to a hot start. I like it. I. [01:40:42] Speaker B: We. [01:40:42] Speaker C: We had my daughter and we were living in the condo in Somerville. [01:40:46] Speaker B: So we. [01:40:47] Speaker C: We were like, we can't. We can't fucking raise a kid in. [01:40:50] Speaker A: Some of them. [01:40:51] Speaker C: Some of them sucks. [01:40:52] Speaker B: Yep. [01:40:52] Speaker C: So I. [01:40:54] Speaker B: We sell the condo and we move in with my in laws and that. [01:40:59] Speaker C: And that's where the second one happened. [01:41:01] Speaker A: Love that. [01:41:02] Speaker B: So you. In front of. In front of the in laws. Were they up? Were they awake? [01:41:06] Speaker A: Were they awake? [01:41:08] Speaker C: Under their roof? [01:41:10] Speaker A: Under their roof. [01:41:11] Speaker B: Was it like noon? [01:41:14] Speaker A: Was it late night? [01:41:14] Speaker B: No, we had. [01:41:15] Speaker C: We had a room. [01:41:17] Speaker B: Oh, you had your own room? Yeah. [01:41:19] Speaker A: Did you go out for Drinks before. Did you get sauced up, or is it just like, hey, we're home, we're bored. Let's do this? [01:41:25] Speaker C: No, I don't think so. [01:41:26] Speaker B: And honestly, it's. It's. [01:41:29] Speaker C: Yeah, I don't even think they were home. I think they were on vacation. [01:41:32] Speaker B: So it's not as good as it sounds, but it's still pretty funny. Well, it's funny now because then you could just be like, you know, I guess I. Your daughter underneath your roof, you know? Yeah. [01:41:42] Speaker A: Yeah. I think you. If anybody else asks, they were home. They were watching the 6:00 news. [01:41:48] Speaker B: Yes. [01:41:49] Speaker A: You guys all just had a family dinner. [01:41:51] Speaker C: They were watching Chronicle. [01:41:52] Speaker A: Yeah, they were watching Chronicle. And then you just. You had the. The. The urge. [01:41:57] Speaker B: It's a full circle moment because you just saw Chronicle last week. They were watching Chronicle. Yeah, I like that. I like that story. Maybe it was thundering out a little bit. They didn't know if it was the thunder. No, that's just Fitzy bringing the boom upstairs. [01:42:09] Speaker A: He was bringing. [01:42:09] Speaker B: What was. [01:42:10] Speaker C: What was Brendan's story? [01:42:12] Speaker B: Brennan's story was. They were watching Netflix. [01:42:14] Speaker A: Yeah, but he even said it like. Like such a nerd, too. He was like, well, she sat next to me and I was like, hey, do you want to have sex with me? Because I don't really have much game. [01:42:27] Speaker B: Is that how. Is that what he said? [01:42:29] Speaker A: That's what I heard. [01:42:29] Speaker B: That's what you heard. Okay. [01:42:30] Speaker A: That's how it came out on my end. [01:42:32] Speaker B: Where's Nico? Is Nico there? [01:42:34] Speaker A: No, no, Nico's out there. [01:42:35] Speaker B: Bogus. [01:42:36] Speaker A: We're pretty sure Nico just quit the podcast and hasn't told us yet. We don't really know. [01:42:41] Speaker B: Finally found out. Oh, yeah, that's the what it is. [01:42:44] Speaker A: She found out about the podcast. He hasn't been on since. Yeah, he's always at an appointment, but Mark Lewis might be swinging by. [01:42:53] Speaker B: Nice. We're trying to get him on your podcast. We're gonna see if he'll come on your stuff because hopefully you guys can hold his feet to the fire on that thing. You know about his od. His fake od. Yeah. And what else? His lips. Oh, did he get his lips done? Yep. That's. And I'm sure he's got some other shit that we could probably. We could give him a full list. [01:43:14] Speaker A: Yeah, we'll get him. We'll get a list together. [01:43:16] Speaker B: We'll get a list together for you guys. To Justin. Justin's real pumped up for that homework. I just gave him fits. [01:43:21] Speaker A: Yeah, I'll Get a list together for you. You can really. You can quiz them. [01:43:26] Speaker B: All right. We'll talk to you. [01:43:27] Speaker C: Sounds good. [01:43:28] Speaker A: All right, ciao. [01:43:31] Speaker B: All right, so I don't know if this got legs or not. [01:43:34] Speaker A: I don't know. It's plenty. We have plenty of friends that have kids. [01:43:40] Speaker B: Brian, I don't want to hear about how, like, he dug out my cousin. [01:43:44] Speaker A: I know, but it would be kind of funny. [01:43:47] Speaker B: No, I'm not doing. [01:43:48] Speaker A: Especially because Jen listens. [01:43:50] Speaker B: He'll never come on the podcast for some reason. I bet you Jen got up. [01:43:54] Speaker A: Call Mike. [01:43:55] Speaker B: I almost feel like I want to call Jen. [01:43:56] Speaker A: Call Jen. Let's give Jen. We'll do one more. Well, let's get a girl's perspective. [01:44:01] Speaker B: Okay. [01:44:01] Speaker A: Because you know, Mike is just a maniac. [01:44:05] Speaker B: Okay, Jen, this is an odd conversation because now you're asking your cousin's wife. [01:44:13] Speaker A: I know. You got to set them up. We're doing a new segment and you tell her the name of it. [01:44:21] Speaker B: Let's see who answers the first. This isn't even going to r. Please leave your message. 7, 8. [01:44:26] Speaker A: Try one more time. It could be one of her kids who have it in her hand. [01:44:29] Speaker B: Oh, they're at school probably, right? Is today a school day? Today seems like a school day. [01:44:33] Speaker A: It's Friday. You know, we can hear you on. Yeah, right. [01:44:43] Speaker B: What's she not supposed to do? She's not supposed to entertain the kid. No, I mean, this ain't going through. [01:44:49] Speaker A: Maybe you just don't have service. There we go. Now we're ringing. [01:44:51] Speaker B: Now we got a ring. [01:44:52] Speaker A: We got a ring. [01:44:52] Speaker B: Now we got a ring. Hello, Jen, what's up? [01:45:02] Speaker D: What's up? [01:45:03] Speaker A: How are you? [01:45:04] Speaker B: You're on the podcast. [01:45:06] Speaker A: Hi, guys. [01:45:09] Speaker B: This is be a little bit awkward here because we just started a new segment of the podcast. You would be the first. [01:45:16] Speaker D: Why are you calling me? [01:45:17] Speaker B: Well, you'd be the first female. Just. It was Justin's idea that we call you. Or it could have been my idea. I don't remember. The segment is called Conception Confessions, and it's basically how. Is there a funny story or how you conceived your kid? You have three, so was there any. [01:45:37] Speaker A: Funny story like that led to the concept reception? [01:45:42] Speaker D: Truthfully, no. [01:45:43] Speaker A: Oh, see, now you're just being boring. [01:45:45] Speaker B: So it's just Mike came home, was crushing coronas, was like, let me see what that ass does. [01:45:51] Speaker A: And we jump off the top rope. [01:45:53] Speaker D: Yeah, yeah. Basically like, no, because we never like anything. It was just like, if it happens, it happens. So unfortunately. [01:46:03] Speaker B: So you never pulled the goalie it was just like she. He was just dumping like a dump truck. [01:46:07] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. [01:46:09] Speaker B: Dropping loads. [01:46:10] Speaker A: Like Chrissy. Chrissy was holding her legs up in the ear. Sabrina was punching slot machines o mere hours before. [01:46:20] Speaker D: Well, yeah, like, I'm sure it was like a. [01:46:23] Speaker B: Did you hold it in? Jen, did you hold it in? Did you, did you put your legs. You didn't do one. Something weird like that? [01:46:29] Speaker A: Did you say the famous line, come in me like, Sabrina, oh my God. [01:46:34] Speaker B: Oh my God. You definitely. You could finish inside me, you said, didn't you? [01:46:41] Speaker D: No, we just. It was, it was a. [01:46:43] Speaker B: No, it was like it was already known. [01:46:46] Speaker D: You're saying it was already known? [01:46:48] Speaker B: Okay, that was already known that it was happening. [01:46:51] Speaker D: Okay, you guys are ridiculous. Are you calling everybody in the family to ask that? [01:46:57] Speaker B: No, I. Well, yeah, we just asked a few people. We didn't know if they had any legs to the, to this. [01:47:01] Speaker A: We were saying, seeing if we were. Seeing if this was going to be a continued segment. Right now we're 0 for 3. [01:47:06] Speaker B: Yeah, we don't really got nothing like it. Was it on the couch? Was it on the table? Was it. [01:47:12] Speaker D: Honestly, I cannot remember what happened Yesterday, let alone 10 years ago when I tried to conceive Ella. [01:47:18] Speaker A: Well, I mean, you had three kids. [01:47:21] Speaker D: Yeah, I know. I can't remember. [01:47:23] Speaker B: Like. [01:47:23] Speaker A: Okay, so you had two girls first and your boy, boy for your third. Did you do anything different that day? [01:47:32] Speaker B: That's a good question. [01:47:32] Speaker A: Were you drinking? Were you not drinking? Did you eat something specifically? [01:47:38] Speaker D: No, just went for it and decided and just prayed. [01:47:43] Speaker B: It just happened. So there was nothing different? There was nothing different. Like he wasn't wearing boots or something? Like some people say you gotta fuck with boots on to get a boy. [01:47:51] Speaker A: No, some people say. [01:47:52] Speaker D: I've never heard that one. [01:47:53] Speaker B: I don't know. I made that one. [01:47:54] Speaker A: You gotta put your finger in his ass and you get the boy. [01:47:58] Speaker B: No, that's Nico. Nico's been trying that. [01:48:02] Speaker D: Okay, where is Nico? [01:48:03] Speaker B: We don't know where he is. He's. He's missing in action. [01:48:06] Speaker D: I think he's eating podcast. [01:48:08] Speaker B: He quit the podcast. Eating boogers. [01:48:10] Speaker A: He's a full time bugarina. [01:48:11] Speaker B: Do you have anything you want to ask Justin? I'm sure you've heard the news that he has left Whole Foods. He is. [01:48:17] Speaker A: What is the whole family talking about it? [01:48:19] Speaker B: I'm sure everyone knows now, right? You're back in the group. In the group? Me? [01:48:24] Speaker A: Am I? [01:48:26] Speaker B: Yes, you're back in the group. [01:48:27] Speaker A: Oh, I didn't know I was back in. [01:48:28] Speaker D: Still in that group. Me too. So they might have heard the news. Might have heard the news. [01:48:32] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:48:33] Speaker D: What's going on? Are you. What happened? [01:48:37] Speaker B: He got caught having sex with Sabrina in the break room. [01:48:40] Speaker D: Oh, my God. [01:48:42] Speaker A: No, it was like just. I'm sure I'll tell you, though, you'll hear the whole story on the podcast. We get into it right away, so I don't want to say all over again. [01:48:52] Speaker D: All right. I would love to listen to it, but this thing going to be out. [01:48:55] Speaker B: If you think about anything that's been funny in you and Mike's sex life, we're here for you. You know, you can call us back in. This isn't awkward whatsoever. Okay. [01:49:04] Speaker D: No, and I don't think this is going to be a successful segment. [01:49:07] Speaker B: I actually. I think we agree. [01:49:09] Speaker A: We were going to call al father next. [01:49:13] Speaker D: Yeah, actually, that would be better. Like maybe call the parents of. [01:49:16] Speaker B: I think we're going to start with Justin's parents first. [01:49:19] Speaker A: Yeah, we're going to. Do you have a Ouija board? [01:49:21] Speaker D: Call my mother too, while you're. [01:49:24] Speaker A: Do you have a Ouija board we could borrow? [01:49:28] Speaker D: I don't. [01:49:29] Speaker B: I don't. [01:49:30] Speaker D: I don't do the Ouija board, but also great white. [01:49:34] Speaker B: Wait, hold on a second. Jen, there's definitely been a lot a good part of your life that you did a Ouija board before and. [01:49:41] Speaker D: No. [01:49:41] Speaker B: Now Goth gen was a thing. [01:49:44] Speaker D: Yeah, Goth Jen Wash gen is still a thing. I'm a goth adult. [01:49:49] Speaker B: Okay. Speaking. [01:49:50] Speaker D: I don't do the Ouija board. [01:49:51] Speaker A: I talked about. We talked a little bit about the. The movie that we. That I texted you about. [01:49:59] Speaker D: Did you end up liking it? You never texted me back. [01:50:02] Speaker A: I didn't. I was. I didn't like it so much that I just. I. I was so polluted that I just went to bed. [01:50:09] Speaker D: Oh, like, that's how much you hated it. [01:50:11] Speaker A: Yeah, it wasn't good. [01:50:13] Speaker D: Well, I actually know how that one ends too, because obviously I do the spoilers. [01:50:17] Speaker A: Yeah, you do the spoilers. I think that the trailer portrayed the movie to be something completely different from what you actually seen. [01:50:25] Speaker B: Jen, why do you do spoilers? Because I'm on the. I'm on the thing that I don't even like to watch the trailers. [01:50:29] Speaker A: Yeah, I'm. I'm with the L. She's just a spoiler. [01:50:32] Speaker D: So if it's something that I'm, like, really scared to, like, watch, I need to know what's gonna happen so I can watch it. [01:50:39] Speaker A: Basically, that is just. Your reasoning is flawed. [01:50:43] Speaker B: That doesn't sound Too gothic of you, Jen, if we're being honest. [01:50:46] Speaker D: Well, I. That's the thing. Like, I can't do. I can't watch what I used to watch anymore. [01:50:50] Speaker A: Are you gonna watch terrifier 3? [01:50:53] Speaker D: No, but I heard Nosferatu is gonna be, like, unreal. [01:51:00] Speaker A: I can't wait to see that. I believe it is a Christmas opening. That is something. Something that we should all do. That should be the next. [01:51:07] Speaker D: We should try. But it could be a terrifying three all over again. [01:51:10] Speaker A: Yeah, probably. But here's the thing is I'm not gonna plan it. You plan. [01:51:14] Speaker B: Okay? [01:51:15] Speaker A: You plan it, and then everybody will go. [01:51:17] Speaker B: Everyone will go. If Jen plans it. [01:51:19] Speaker A: Jen's. [01:51:20] Speaker B: Jen's very well liked. [01:51:21] Speaker D: Okay. But, you know, if I plan it, there's gonna be a Norista or the Blizzard of 2024, because. [01:51:28] Speaker A: And it hasn't really, like, snowed. [01:51:30] Speaker B: You do got. Yeah, you do, right? Okay. All right, Jeff, we'll let you go. Okay. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you for. [01:51:38] Speaker D: Sorry, no help. [01:51:40] Speaker B: Yeah, I mean, I'm sure you're holding back. It's fine. No one really wants to know. [01:51:43] Speaker D: No. Yeah. [01:51:44] Speaker B: All right, maybe. [01:51:45] Speaker A: Bye. Bye. [01:51:47] Speaker B: All right, we'll make one more call and that's it. [01:51:50] Speaker A: One more call. Wow, we're like, two hours in right now. [01:51:53] Speaker B: No, we're not even close to. [01:51:55] Speaker A: Look at the time. [01:51:56] Speaker B: What's it say? [01:51:57] Speaker A: An hour 54. [01:52:02] Speaker B: We'll end on this. This will be the last call. Yes, baby. Hey, what's up, Ma? What's going on? Nothing. What's up? We're doing. You're on the podcast, so don't say nothing racist, okay? Okay. What's up? [01:52:15] Speaker A: Hi, Auntie. How are you? [01:52:17] Speaker B: Justin's here. Good. How are you? Good, Ma. How did you conceive me? What? How did you conceive? We're doing conception confessions. It's a thing. Justin told his story how his. How his kid was conceived. I told my story how my kid was conceived. Now we're looking. We couldn't call Justin's parents, Obviously. You were conceived from love. Okay, baby. From love. [01:52:47] Speaker A: Okay. [01:52:47] Speaker B: Love you. Bye. Bye. Oh, now I'm gonna have to deal with that. What are you doing? [01:53:00] Speaker A: I don't know why you did that. Yeah, I just planted a seed and you ran with it. Yeah, I didn't think you were gonna do that. [01:53:07] Speaker B: I figured my mother would be better. [01:53:08] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:53:09] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:53:09] Speaker A: Well, I feel like you didn't. You have to, like, coach them through it. I think if we're gonna really hammer this thing in, we gotta. [01:53:18] Speaker B: We gotta have, like, 10 question questions. [01:53:21] Speaker A: Yeah. Did you guys go out drinking? Was there any alcohol involved? You know, were you watching a movie? Was there anybody home? I think we need to attack this a little differently and be a little bit more prepared. And I think we can get some. [01:53:36] Speaker B: Gold nuggets, some golden nuggets. Even though you don't. You don't think that they're all just going to be run of the mill. Hey, we just. [01:53:42] Speaker A: Maybe we're just not boring like everyone else's. You have a think of that? [01:53:48] Speaker B: No, I think we're pretty boring. [01:53:50] Speaker A: I don't know, dude, you were on the countertops. [01:53:53] Speaker B: That was about as. Yeah. And then I don't think my knees worked right since. [01:53:57] Speaker A: Yeah, so you blew your knees out while you were blowing her back out? [01:54:02] Speaker B: I don't think. I don't think I blow girls backs out. If we're being honest. [01:54:06] Speaker A: Like, okay. [01:54:08] Speaker B: I mean, I don't think I'm a slug like Mako asked Sabrina that time. [01:54:13] Speaker A: Y. [01:54:14] Speaker B: But I'm definitely not blowing a girl's back out. Like, let's be honest. I. I know you want to talk like you're this hot, but you ain't blowing no one's back out either. [01:54:22] Speaker A: I've blown some back outs. I've blown my own back out. [01:54:25] Speaker B: Yeah. There's a higher chance of me blowing my back out than people on this girl's back. [01:54:33] Speaker A: All right, well, now I'm gonna have. [01:54:34] Speaker B: To deal with that. [01:54:35] Speaker A: Yeah, you're gonna have to deal with that. Hopefully next week Nico is back. We should get another episode in before Christmas. Like I said, we are going to sit down as soon as we get off the podcast. We're going to take a few minutes and really just try to hammer down some of these Patreon details. We're trying to get you some bonus content, Some merch will be involved, some fun stuff to really like that these freebie losers won't be able to get. You know, you're going to be getting unfiltered, unedited commercial, free episodes, plus some bonus material, some bonus epis. You're going to be getting some stuff. So if you like us and you support us, show us some love, give us money. [01:55:26] Speaker B: I think that's what you're really asking for. Give us money. [01:55:28] Speaker A: Give us some money. [01:55:29] Speaker B: He just left his job. He just left his job. [01:55:32] Speaker A: I have a kid to feed. [01:55:34] Speaker B: He has a kid to feed. You see how hungry that kid was? How crazy? [01:55:36] Speaker A: He was crying the whole time because he knows that dad is out of work. [01:55:40] Speaker B: He knew it he knows deep down. [01:55:42] Speaker A: He knows what's going on. So we need people like you, our listeners. [01:55:48] Speaker B: I really want to know how my right shoulder is so out of frame. I think it's because you. Every time you got up to movie, kid, you've hit the table. [01:55:55] Speaker A: I did not hit this table. [01:55:56] Speaker B: I have. I have. [01:55:57] Speaker A: You've been drifting. [01:56:00] Speaker B: I have. I know where it is. [01:56:01] Speaker A: You're Tokyo drifting. [01:56:03] Speaker B: I'm not drifting. [01:56:04] Speaker A: I'm gonna call you Paul Walker from now on. [01:56:06] Speaker B: And now it's gonna be when we cut. When we cut clips, which we never do, it's gonna look like. Yeah, I like that. That was. At least it was something. I mean, do I think the instincts there. I don't know yet. I don't know. [01:56:20] Speaker A: I mean, it's either not do anything or deal with my shitty instincts. [01:56:26] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:56:26] Speaker A: What are the options? [01:56:27] Speaker B: I guess you're right. We can't even get n. He won't show up. We've got segments that just pop out of the air that it really ain't that good. [01:56:37] Speaker A: Sometimes you just throw something. [01:56:38] Speaker B: Now my mother's gonna be like, you're so weird. Are you on drugs? [01:56:41] Speaker A: I can't believe you. All these people, the millions of people listening. [01:56:45] Speaker B: I remember that time, like, when we were young, like, there was a point in that. She thought, like, I had a booze problem. [01:56:51] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:56:51] Speaker B: And she, like, would sit me down and she would, like, be like. Like always cry and being like, do you think you need to go to, like, rehab? [01:56:58] Speaker A: You definitely didn't need to go to rehab, but we were young and just drinking our faces off every night. [01:57:04] Speaker B: Young, dumb, and full of cum. That's what I told her. [01:57:07] Speaker A: That's it. At least you're not doing heroin. You're not out there doing coke. You really weren't out there smoking weed? [01:57:14] Speaker B: No, I'm not a huge weed guy. I mean, will I hit a toke once in a blue moon? Yes. [01:57:21] Speaker A: I'm more of an edibles guy. Do you like edibles? [01:57:24] Speaker B: I enjoy edibles, but I feel like I'm. I'm strictly coffee cigars. [01:57:30] Speaker A: You just want something that's going to make your body just. And shut down. [01:57:33] Speaker B: That's it. That's what I want. So, like, I'm into that. I'm into the indica in the couch, right? Yeah. That's what I would be into. [01:57:40] Speaker A: You want your body to shut down? [01:57:41] Speaker B: I. That's why I like booze. It makes your body shut down. [01:57:44] Speaker A: You want to be paralyzed. [01:57:45] Speaker B: I want to be paralyzed. So you, like, even though the booze did make me throw up at my brand new expedition. [01:57:50] Speaker A: Yeah, that's just. It's just probably in crevices that you can't even get it out of. [01:57:54] Speaker B: Dude, I almost threw up yesterday. It's inside the window. In the window. You roll down the window. [01:58:00] Speaker A: You need to get that kid across the street to come detail. [01:58:03] Speaker B: I don't think he details anymore. [01:58:04] Speaker A: You better pull him out of retirement. [01:58:06] Speaker B: There's a company. [01:58:07] Speaker A: Sabrina has a company that'll come right to your house. [01:58:09] Speaker B: Sign up for the Patreon so I can pay for a detail of my car. Yeah, it's that bad. Dude, it's. It's full of modern beef and about 32 IPAs, which we looked today. I. I think we had like five or six of these IPAs. They are 9.43. [01:58:27] Speaker A: Oh, that's too much, dude. [01:58:29] Speaker B: So it's too. That was sent around the group chat today. Like, what the were we thinking? I think we thought we were invincible. [01:58:34] Speaker A: Yeah, that's too much. [01:58:36] Speaker B: I would. In just, you know, being at Mod and you're in there, it's intoxicating. Yeah. You skip the line. It's the best beef you've ever had. [01:58:43] Speaker A: So do they have a full bar liquor or just beer or. [01:58:46] Speaker B: I think just beer. But they might have gave us a shifty to start and then we stayed the whole time and we got a shifty on the way home. Maybe I had, I would say, conservatively 10 beers, but they were all doubles, you know? Yeah, it's a. They're all. Everything's a double IPA and trillium if. [01:59:04] Speaker A: You'Re doing all night. [01:59:04] Speaker B: One of the best days of my life. [01:59:06] Speaker A: Eight, nine. I just sent. Or you might. They might have snuck in a 14 or. You don't even even know. [01:59:12] Speaker B: I don't know about 14's crazy, but it was. It was a lot of beer, a lot of drinking, not enough eating. I could have used a second meal, I think. Yeah, that's what I. That was probably the funniest thing after the podcast. I'm just like. Not that I. I should have drank less. I should have just ate more. [01:59:28] Speaker A: Should. I ate more so it had nothing. [01:59:29] Speaker B: To do with the booze. [01:59:30] Speaker A: Well, you. You brought beefs home. [01:59:32] Speaker B: I bought a beef home. I threw up on 128. A little cough, little burp action. Threw up all inside my car. I'm gonna blame that. I'm not gonna blame the consumption again. [01:59:42] Speaker A: No, no, it was the cough. [01:59:43] Speaker B: Threw up all in my car on 128, on the way home, just the chunkiest, grossest throw up. And then I pull into my driveway, open the door, and my kid sees me from outside the window. And it's just like, I think daddy threw up. [01:59:57] Speaker A: All tell them what time of day this was. [01:59:59] Speaker B: This was at 3:00 in the afternoon. [02:00:01] Speaker A: 3:00 in the. [02:00:02] Speaker B: I think a perfectly normal time to be thrown up and car. What would it matter if it was 3:00 at night? [02:00:06] Speaker A: Well, I think like 3:00 in the morning is like much more reasonable than afternoon when your kid's home and can see you throwing up like a. [02:00:16] Speaker B: Well, he didn't see me throwing up. He just saw all the throw. [02:00:18] Speaker A: I know, but I'm sure your whole day was ruined after that. [02:00:21] Speaker B: Oh, I went to sleep. [02:00:22] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah, your whole day was ruined. [02:00:25] Speaker B: My next day was ruined too. [02:00:26] Speaker A: Yeah. So, I mean, now, you know, I'm gonna hear. [02:00:29] Speaker B: I've been hearing it from the wife, like, oh, yeah, this fight up. Your kid had to see you. [02:00:33] Speaker A: But I'm hearing, listen, word on the street is she got a little banged up the next day. She can't really say she got banged. [02:00:38] Speaker B: Up the next day. I was hoping she threw up in her car. That's what I needed. [02:00:41] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:00:42] Speaker B: Because then at that I could just be like, see, it happens to the best of us. [02:00:45] Speaker A: See how you're. You're not allowed to do things. [02:00:48] Speaker B: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I'm not allowed, you know, But. But she didn't take it to the level. I took it. [02:00:53] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, please. [02:00:55] Speaker B: All right, well, you know who you married. Yeah, come on. You didn't marry a saint. [02:01:01] Speaker A: Yeah, see, that's what I'll give Sabrina credit for is I feel like I think you. She doesn't really give a. Yeah, and. [02:01:09] Speaker B: Sabrina is way more crazier and funnier than you, so. [02:01:12] Speaker A: Yeah, at least now in my times now, maybe not when I. When I could in my potty mode. [02:01:21] Speaker B: Justin, you should watch the movie Substance. I don't even know. [02:01:24] Speaker A: I did watch Substance. Substance was really, really good. I actually texted you to watch it out with Demi Moore. It's wicked up. [02:01:35] Speaker B: Wait, hold on. Why do I feel like I want. No, Maybe my wife just new. [02:01:39] Speaker A: It's like brand new just came out. [02:01:40] Speaker B: Maybe my wife just watches good though. [02:01:42] Speaker A: Yes. [02:01:42] Speaker B: Yep. All right, guys, we'll see you later. I get. Listen, we said we're gonna do all these things, we're gonna do none of it. There will not be a Patreon, as much as he wants to Say it. We probably will because here's the problem and someone said it to us recently. I don't, I don't remember who. It was said that we argue too much and we don't make any good decisions because we just argue about the decisions. That's exactly what's going to happen. [02:02:05] Speaker A: I'll end up doing it. When? After we don't agree on anything and. [02:02:09] Speaker B: Then we're going to hate it. [02:02:09] Speaker A: I'll end up doing it and then you'll hate it and then you'll just. We'll argue about that. That's what will happen. [02:02:16] Speaker B: You basically miss Cleo because that's exactly what's going to happen. [02:02:20] Speaker A: My new job is going to be Fortune. [02:02:22] Speaker B: Yep. [02:02:23] Speaker A: So thanks for listening. As always. Like, subscribe, leave us some comments. [02:02:29] Speaker B: Go check out the Pull the Cork if you need another couple hours. We did about three hours there. Sign up to their Patreon guys. They actually put out a Patreon. It's actually pretty good. They save some of their stories and you get some perks on it. So go sign up for their Patreon. Go give them a little love. You can see awful episode. Justin jerks off in the Patreon. [02:02:47] Speaker A: I do. [02:02:48] Speaker B: There's no video, but you can hear. [02:02:50] Speaker A: Four hours in total. [02:02:52] Speaker B: I don't know, I think three. Three and a half. [02:02:53] Speaker A: Well, no, because it's three on just the regular show and then we switched over to Patreon for an hour. [02:03:00] Speaker B: No, I don't think that's true. Okay. I think it was like, I think it was like two and then one and a half. But anyways, three and a half. I mean we're used to that. I could talk all day. I think we could legit. Like, look at this. This is stupid. Like I, I feel like we've been doing this for 40, 45 minutes now. It probably isn't interesting at all to the, to the viewers. I could sit here for another five hours, it wouldn't even bother me. So us setting that record, we should legitimately try to set this record for the. [02:03:24] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:03:24] Speaker B: For most hours in a stream and then you get a vacation from your family. You know, that's the way I look at it. So. [02:03:31] Speaker A: Yeah, well, first we need a spot to do it. That'll be coming 20, 20. [02:03:36] Speaker B: I say, I say we hook up with the Pulling the Cork guys and just drop a 60 hour podcast out of nowhere. That's my opinion. Have them running in and out. I'll go in the garage. I mean, what I will say about this, their setup yeah, it's basically just a booze place. They just. He just goes and chills there and just drinks in his garage. His detached garage is great. It's crazy to me that he doesn't smoke in there. Like, he should be smoking cigars in that thing. [02:04:06] Speaker A: He doesn't allow smoking in it. [02:04:08] Speaker B: Is what you're. I don't know. Because if he did allow it, I mean, I don't want to be rude, but next time I'm definitely going to be smoking in his. In his garage. It's not even a question, but he's got a urinal. It's one of those portable urinals that he just has to the back of his. I don't know if you used it. Did you use his portable urinal? [02:04:23] Speaker A: No. [02:04:24] Speaker B: You didn't use the portable urinal? [02:04:25] Speaker A: No, I didn't pee. [02:04:27] Speaker B: He's got a portable urinal. It's like the perfect thing. So you're having a couple drinks to have a urinal outside. So you're not just. It goes into the ground. It must just go into rocks because it's a pipe that goes into it. It's. It's a. It's a perfect setup. You can't smell it or nothing. I will say that it's a little high, the way he hung it. The kids clearly retarded. He hung it way too high. You can't have urinals that high. [02:04:51] Speaker A: Nico would never be able to use it. [02:04:53] Speaker B: Nico need. Would need a fucking stepladder or space shuttle. That's forever. Like Little Wayne said. [02:05:02] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:05:02] Speaker B: To get to this urinal. But that being said, it's a great addition. So, like, that. That is legitimately. I. If you don't think that I'm gonna probably steal that and have one back in the back of my house. You're outside of your mind. [02:05:15] Speaker A: Yeah, it's a great idea. [02:05:16] Speaker B: So, basically, we're gonna take everything we can off these kids. We're gonna leech off them. We're gonna take everything we can. Hopefully, we'll take all their Patreon members. Maybe I'll just put a gun right in fucking Brendan's mouth, right in his fucking mouth and say, just transfer me. [02:05:31] Speaker A: Transfer me a Patreon. [02:05:32] Speaker B: Patreon members. No, for real, though. Go listen to that podcast. [02:05:37] Speaker A: Yeah. No, they're good kids. [02:05:39] Speaker B: As boring as their stories were on this podcast, it's not like that on the real podcast. [02:05:44] Speaker A: I agree. [02:05:46] Speaker B: All right. Keep it clean, you fucker. We'll be back whenever we're back.