Ep. 136 | Black Leon

[00:00:46] Speaker A: But did you see the, the scene, the scenes, the set photos from Spider Man? No, how they've legit been like going viral to me. Maybe the most like some of the most iconic. [00:01:02] Speaker B: So these are the most iconic Superman photos right now. Spider Man. I mean, is this the new one with Tom Holland? [00:01:07] Speaker A: Yeah, with John Bernthal's in it. The Hulk. [00:01:11] Speaker B: So they're gonna. [00:01:11] Speaker A: The big one. [00:01:12] Speaker B: They're moving the Punisher. The Punisher's coming in? [00:01:15] Speaker A: Yeah, Punisher's coming in. Sure. [00:01:17] Speaker B: All right, I'll get you act up. I like, I love John Bernthal. John Bernthal's unbelievable. Even though he sticks his thumbs in dog's asses, he's a big proponent of sticking his dumb and dog's asses because he trains pit bulls and he said the only way to get them like off the lock jaw is to put your thumb in their ass. [00:01:33] Speaker A: Okay. [00:01:34] Speaker B: Did you see that video of some guy trying to do that? [00:01:36] Speaker A: Like did it not work? [00:01:39] Speaker B: Central park in New York City, you know, he just couldn't get his thumb in his ass. The dog's thing was moving. He just like couldn't get the diamond and he's trying to walk over and do the thumb to the ass. So he must have been a John Barenthal. [00:01:50] Speaker A: Must have been a John Burnt. [00:01:51] Speaker B: I never heard that until, you know, John Barentol said it. [00:01:55] Speaker A: Yeah, that's, that's a weird. That's what we. Oh, dude, I had, I had something for you and now I totally forget it because I don't write anything down. [00:02:05] Speaker B: Down. I know you gotta start writing down. [00:02:06] Speaker A: I have to stop, right? I have to stop writing stuff down. [00:02:08] Speaker B: I'll tell you one thing. I had a dog night's sleep last night. I woke up. Well, I fell asleep early. I fell asleep at like 9:30. [00:02:14] Speaker A: Wow. Okay. [00:02:15] Speaker B: Woke up at like 1. [00:02:18] Speaker A: I woke up at like 5. [00:02:19] Speaker B: I think I fell back to sleep at like 8:45. [00:02:23] Speaker A: Jesus Christ. [00:02:24] Speaker B: So I texted you, I'm like, hey, I could use an extra 15 minutes, dude. [00:02:28] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:02:30] Speaker B: So I don't know what you would. You'd call that for amount of sleep? I think that that considers me like a 30 minute sleep. Like that, that 9 o' clock was just a nap. So my sleep bank is low. It's low. [00:02:45] Speaker A: So you're on a low. You're on a low. You're on a low. [00:02:47] Speaker B: I am withdrawing. I'm gonna go to the bank, ask the teller if you can like please ignore these withdrawal fees. Like that's where I'm at with the sleep bank. [00:02:57] Speaker A: I'm just like, tough, bro. [00:02:58] Speaker B: It's just. [00:02:59] Speaker A: That's tough. [00:03:00] Speaker B: No, my. Insufficient funds, insufficient funds, insufficient funds. I mean, I guess that's life. [00:03:07] Speaker A: I had. I've. I've had so many of those. Like, my sleep is. My sleep is tough. I woke up around like 5 o', clock, I think, and I don't know what was going on. And somehow I was able to go back. I can, I can get back to sleep because honestly I. I like, I can. I can sit in bed. I can. But there's also times where it's like, get the fuck up. Go do something. Anything. Anything. But like, sometimes it's fucking tough. Sometimes it's tough. I'm just trying to. I'm trying to envision what I had to ask you, dude, because it was like a. [00:03:46] Speaker B: Was it this or that type thing. [00:03:47] Speaker A: No, it might. It might have been. Oh. [00:03:52] Speaker B: You missed the comedy show last week. That was fun. We had a good time with Marco. Your sister was over there. [00:03:57] Speaker A: I had no idea. [00:03:58] Speaker B: We end up going back to. I can't think of his name right now. [00:04:02] Speaker A: Yeah. Be honest. Is that why we didn't record the next day? Because you were up at three in the. I knew we weren't recording. [00:04:07] Speaker B: No, that wasn't why. [00:04:08] Speaker A: I had no idea why. [00:04:09] Speaker B: I had something to do. I wouldn't. I listen. I knew I've been hungover on this thing so many times. I'm the only one that, you know, gets after it. Gets after it. [00:04:18] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:04:19] Speaker B: I think that's why I have no sleep, is because I've just been getting obliterated. It's been a season, right. It goes from bend a season to the holidays. Well, really bend the season to football season goes. [00:04:31] Speaker A: Goes Bender. Seating Ben Bender. Season to betting, season to the holidays. [00:04:37] Speaker B: Yeah. You know who would love that M Money line? Probably M Money. Well, actually, no, like bed season don't end. [00:04:44] Speaker A: I'm gonna. Yeah. First Ben season doesn't end. It's year round. [00:04:48] Speaker B: I mean, he's bad sleep. [00:04:50] Speaker A: His sleep bank must be like, oh, it's depleted. It's must be like, oh, he must be like rejected by like four or five banks. [00:04:58] Speaker B: Yes. Yes. His credit score is in the hundreds for the sleep bank because this kid's going and going. I'm pretty sure all he does is just bet slips and then suck on tits at the squire. I think that's basically all he does. You'll see him hit. You'll see him hit at the. You'll see him hit it. [00:05:15] Speaker A: Encore. [00:05:16] Speaker B: And he Just walks with like five stacks of $100, I mean, $1 bills. So he'll just have a 100 stacks, five of them, and just walk in. You know, he's throwing them off some's face. [00:05:26] Speaker A: That's crazy. Yeah, that's crazy. I mean, that, that. That these girls at the Squire are. Are basically getting paid out on par. And Mel, money line. [00:05:35] Speaker B: Y. Money line is paying people's bills on his palace. [00:05:40] Speaker A: To the community. That's. That's just. That's just the class act. [00:05:43] Speaker B: I've said this before. I think that he would cut off his dick before he bent an under. He's just over city over city. It's not even that many parlays. He's just betting these overs and he's taking all lines on everything. And guess what? Not everyone's going to hit. But when you're betting, that's like, is he hot? Plus three and a half, plus four and a half units, every single bet. You can skip a couple bets in between. [00:06:05] Speaker A: Is, is he hot during football? Is he good at football? [00:06:08] Speaker B: I would say he's hot all the time. I will give him the only thing his blindness is he loves the Cowboys. He's a huge Cowboys fan. So sometimes he'll be betting Cowboys. I just stay away. Anything that's related to Cowboys. Unless it's a loss, which I don't think he'll ever bet on a loss on the Cowboys. You stay away from him there. [00:06:25] Speaker A: That's. [00:06:26] Speaker B: I mean, everyone has like a kryptonite. The Cowboys are the kryptonite, fam. [00:06:32] Speaker A: What's my kryptonite? [00:06:36] Speaker B: Latina woman. I'd say like big booty Latina woman. [00:06:39] Speaker A: Oh, I thought we were gonna marvel. I thought we were gonna talk. Like betting. [00:06:42] Speaker B: Oh, betting. Oh, betting. That's different. [00:06:44] Speaker A: Like betting. What do I like to do? [00:06:47] Speaker B: You're a Palay guy. [00:06:49] Speaker A: Huge. Huge. [00:06:50] Speaker B: Huge palay guy. [00:06:51] Speaker A: Huge palay guy. [00:06:53] Speaker B: And that's why you lose a lot. Palay is obviously for suckers. I mean, it's the most. It's the sexiest bet in the world. [00:06:57] Speaker A: It's also why I win a lot. I profited last football season. Just so is that a fact? That's a fact. [00:07:03] Speaker B: That's. [00:07:03] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:07:03] Speaker B: Because you hit those two big pilots now. You went on a street different. [00:07:06] Speaker A: No, no, I had. I had. I had a. I had two weeks in November, a week in October, and a week in December where I hit. So I covers for everything. [00:07:13] Speaker B: Which is crazy because you were with the girl at that time. You would think she'd be like, wow, this kid's actually a good gambler. You know, I guess they don't care about that. [00:07:21] Speaker A: No, no. [00:07:21] Speaker B: Because you were raking and dough at that point. [00:07:23] Speaker A: No, not at all. That legit. Had to do that. That I. I'll never forget. We cash. I casa parlay the Sunday night football game. I'll never forget it. I had George Kittle and Ceedee Lamb to score a touchdown. One to have 60 yards, the other one to have 80 yards. And all we needed was CD Lamb to score a touchdown. We walk into this restaurant, like, not even 20 minutes, CD Lamb scores a touchdown. She's like, what are you. What are you fist pumping about? I'm like, see that man up on the TV right there, number 88. I just paid for dinner and some. That wasn't good enough, though. That's. [00:08:01] Speaker B: It Wasn't good enough. No, I don't think anything's good enough. You have any update about that? About that trip? [00:08:09] Speaker A: Yep. Girl that I thought I was gonna take came out and told me that she's been dating somebody for three weeks and then brought it up to them that she was entertaining their thought of going on the trip. And now she's between a rock and a hard place and she feels bad for me. She feel bad. Feels bad for the kid. She feels bad for herself. Let's just sums up. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Waste of my time. Yeah, you wasted his time, so you wasted my time. [00:08:33] Speaker B: This is why. When people were saying, oh, why is he making so many videos? Why doesn't he just pick? Well, he did pick, but he was still putting up videos. Because this is why. Because this girl flown. [00:08:43] Speaker A: And then, you know, it's the craziest thing. [00:08:45] Speaker B: Was this the loser from Chicago? [00:08:46] Speaker A: Yes. [00:08:47] Speaker B: Okay. [00:08:47] Speaker A: You want to know? It's the craziest thing. This girl had the decency to reach out to me after I put up the. Hey, still looking, right? Because this girl was like, I don't know if I'm gonna be able to do it. She just moved into her own place. Like. Like that happened out of no wish to that and like the. I guess in Chicago you can get that shit done in like fucking 48 hours. That was. It was insane. Whatever. So I was like, ah, we're in. We're in a little bit of deep water. That's a lot of money, you know? I mean. [00:09:13] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:09:14] Speaker A: When you're moving in somewhere. Yeah. Even with, like, all that. Even with going through all that, still didn't even manage to just bring it up at all. So, no, she reached out to me, was like, I can't believe, like, you, like, kind of like, just. I said, like, give me a second, let me think about it. Or like, let me, like, let me see if I could pull this off. Because she said she was still very much in, in love with the fact of wanting to go and not only to go to the concert, but to go with me specifically on the trip. Right. Get real personal. And I was like, yo, listen, I'll, I'll wait to hear your answer. Honestly, I would like to go. You two, you seem pretty cool. I told you this. [00:09:57] Speaker B: Yeah, my only beef with girls, I don't know if you want to get into this, but she was, she didn't swear. She kept saying freaking and. [00:10:03] Speaker A: Yeah, no, she didn't swear. [00:10:05] Speaker B: Freaking and fracking. I mean, how much fun could this girl be? [00:10:08] Speaker A: We don't know. We don't. Well, we'll never know. [00:10:10] Speaker B: Freaking. [00:10:10] Speaker A: We'll never know. Maybe you never know. Al. Sometimes people, you know, when the, when, when the leash is let loose, you don't know. Some people just. [00:10:17] Speaker B: Do you think the leash was going to get? [00:10:18] Speaker A: Some people just trying to do, to really impress people. I feel like sometimes, I don't know, maybe that she swears or did you. [00:10:27] Speaker B: Just pick it up from conversation? [00:10:30] Speaker A: No, I didn't ask her if she swears. [00:10:31] Speaker B: I mean, that, yeah, that would be like, listen, why aren't you swearing? Like, this is perfect. There's a perfect. [00:10:36] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:10:37] Speaker B: That you should have dropped or. [00:10:38] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. Or like, sucks. [00:10:40] Speaker B: She's like, oh, gee, Willies. [00:10:41] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:10:42] Speaker B: G Williker's Batman. [00:10:43] Speaker A: G Williker's Batman. That happened a lot. Yeah. Just even to come back and to say to me like, hey, like, you know, I seen your video. And I, I will say, like, I was like, turned off in a sense. How the, how could you even say that and come at that with that angle within the next week time you're telling me that you're dating somebody else, and then now it's too complicated, and now you don't want to go like, I, I, this reminds me that, yes. [00:11:11] Speaker B: These, this is, reminds me of a girl that's like, she's a horoscope person and she's like, the world's gonna tell me what I need to do. So she saw that video and she's like, okay, I'm gonna stay with this guy that had been with for two weeks. He's turning me off because the world told me what to do because they don't have A fucking brain cell? Yeah, up in the cabinet. You know what I mean? [00:11:30] Speaker A: I can't believe it. I can't believe it. So anyways, I haven't even responded to that message. That was. That shit pissed me off. I the only dude. If you came out and told me right off the rip that that's what was going on, I would have totally understood and I just would have kept pushing. I would have just kept it pushing. But you were cool. We connected. We got to know each other on, like, a personal level, you know, enough again, meet at the altar not knowing secur Social Security, but enough to go on a trip and have a good time. I had a reassurance that I was like, all right, you seem like a pretty decent person. Nope. Looks like you're just like the rest of them and just love to waste time. My question is, I don't have time to waste. [00:12:13] Speaker B: Gun to your head. What do you think right now? August 8th. 7th. [00:12:18] Speaker A: 7Th. [00:12:20] Speaker B: Who you taking right now? Right now? [00:12:27] Speaker A: Dude, I've had some delusional thoughts. Dude, I've had some delusional thoughts. [00:12:33] Speaker B: Scarlett Johansson, like, Black Widow. Is that delusional or. We like it more in, like, the real. [00:12:37] Speaker A: No, no, no. Real world. [00:12:39] Speaker B: Okay? Real world. [00:12:40] Speaker A: Delusional. Stupid, stupid, Dumb things. Just dumb, dumb things. So that's what desperate people do is they do dumb. [00:12:48] Speaker B: So right now, are you thinking right now you're going alone? Like, as August 7th? You thinking you're gonna be there alone right now? [00:12:55] Speaker A: Quite frankly, the answer every hour on the hour. I woke up with a thought of doing something today that I'm like, nah, I don't think I want to do because I'm scared to do it. Essentially, I will say that. [00:13:08] Speaker B: So you want to ask somebody? [00:13:09] Speaker A: No, I was going to show up at her. I was going to show up at her place and be like, let's just go in Chicago. No, no, in Quincy. [00:13:19] Speaker B: Hold on a second. Well, when you said Quincy, that's. [00:13:24] Speaker A: See, I think of the X. Yeah, yeah. [00:13:28] Speaker B: That is. [00:13:29] Speaker A: That is the worst thing. [00:13:31] Speaker B: That's the worst. [00:13:32] Speaker A: I gotta think things out so I can talk it out. So I get talking out. The more I talk it out loud, it's like, dude, shut the fuck up. This is not a movie. That's not. This is not what we're doing. [00:13:42] Speaker B: We have a. We have a guest here that's here, but you should just jjo. If you could just put that together, you know, just Jo would probably be what you should do when you have that idea. [00:13:52] Speaker A: Right, right, right, right. And then have pnc. [00:13:58] Speaker B: Yes. [00:13:58] Speaker A: And then. Yes, then from doing. [00:14:00] Speaker B: From that. Get pnc, see what happens. And you know it's not going to be the same thing. I can't believe you. I can't. I thought, I thought you were going like to a different X maybe. I didn't think you're going to that one. That's insane. That's basically like, okay, y' all up for another six months, maybe a year. [00:14:20] Speaker A: To be honest with you. [00:14:22] Speaker B: No, you think that you're. You think that you're stronger than you are, but you clearly are not. You're not even close. I don't the much as much as you talk about her still. The last time you talked about her, I'm like, this kid's probably not even close to completely over this girl. So you going away with the Is. [00:14:35] Speaker A: I think. I think if I was to even attempt to do that, I would. All the work that I've put in so far, I would fucking burn it all. [00:14:42] Speaker B: Yes. [00:14:43] Speaker A: And to be honest with you, I've done a pretty good job. Like, because the old me would have answered her when she met. When she reached out to me. I didn't fucking as tough as that was, as much as I wanted to, I did not answer that. So right now we're gonna just. [00:14:58] Speaker B: She already thinks you're a psycho for buying the tickets. All of a sudden, she walks out with her shitty dog, she's going to take him a piss, and there you are just sitting there with like a boombox over your head, like, how'd you expect that to play out? You're gonna text it before. [00:15:10] Speaker A: I don't. I don't know, to be honest with you. I know. [00:15:14] Speaker B: I don't know. [00:15:15] Speaker A: I. I added mess. I had a. Pictured a little bit differently in my head, but that's a very good point. That's probably. [00:15:21] Speaker B: She's already thinks you're a creep, and then you just can knock on her door like, this is. [00:15:24] Speaker A: I don't. I know. I think she. I don't think she thinks. [00:15:28] Speaker B: Ah. [00:15:29] Speaker A: The fact that you say creep makes me mad, but I don't think she thinks I'm a creep. I think she did that for a reason. [00:15:35] Speaker B: Oh, you think she made you want to feel some way? Feel? [00:15:38] Speaker A: I think, I mean, I think so. Because if I was trying to make someone. If I was trying to make someone feel like, about something that I would have really wanted to go and do, I would make. I would make sure that, like, it. It hurt, it. It burns them. And again, I guess you could Say Right. You know what I mean? So, like, my biggest thing was always, like, not being a weirdo and being like super cool, calm, and like comfortable and where I'm at. [00:16:02] Speaker B: So if you wanted to, like, try to hurt her, what would you do? [00:16:05] Speaker A: Hurt her? [00:16:06] Speaker B: Yeah. What would you say? Actually, don't even get into that. That's just gonna open up, so I can't. [00:16:12] Speaker A: Who the is? No one cares about that. I'm trying to go to the concert. I'm getting told to sell my tickets. I'm not selling my tickets. [00:16:18] Speaker B: Why the I say you just bring a friend now and just run. I'm probably just run. I think you just run train D dude, pretty much. [00:16:24] Speaker A: I'm probably just gonna bring a friend. I just got to figure out who. Bro. I gotta figure out who. [00:16:31] Speaker B: Bring your dude. Bring dude Manny or bring back Millie. Gilly. I don't. He'll probably. He'd probably end up dead in the ditch somewhere. [00:16:39] Speaker A: I know, I know. I don't know. I gotta. I might make one more. I don't know. Do I make another video? [00:16:45] Speaker B: What about money? Mel? [00:16:46] Speaker A: No. Do I make another video or no. [00:16:50] Speaker B: What are you gonna do the video for? [00:16:51] Speaker A: I don't know. [00:16:52] Speaker B: Why don't you just go into some of the comments that are for the old videos. [00:16:55] Speaker A: I've gone through them and none of. [00:16:58] Speaker B: Them'S your cup of tea. [00:16:59] Speaker A: No. [00:17:00] Speaker B: Well, I saw a couple hotties in there. Yeah. [00:17:03] Speaker A: And I'm probably talking to them. It just doesn't work. Talking to one girl. She thinks it's a scam. Talking to another girl. Talking to another girl. That I think that probably. She just. [00:17:14] Speaker B: Why does she think it's a scam? Why don't you just be like, hey, FaceTime me, dude. Here's the tickets. You know I got them right here. [00:17:22] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:17:23] Speaker B: Even if they're digital. [00:17:26] Speaker A: Yeah. I mean, find out where she lives. [00:17:28] Speaker B: Because then when you. And then find out where she lives. This is what I want you to do. Find out where she lives. This girl. I'll fly down there. You set the call for like 12 o'. Clock. I'll bust in and throw a bag over her head. At 1201, we just drag out. How about. And then she ends up in Puerto Rico and then that's the scam. It's like, surprise, surprise, you got kidnapped. [00:17:50] Speaker A: You were held for surprise somehow in old San Juan. [00:17:53] Speaker B: You gotta. You gotta figure this out. Hey, do you have a real id? [00:17:57] Speaker A: Me? [00:17:58] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah, you definitely have a real id. [00:18:01] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:18:01] Speaker B: Why not like an id that's real A real id, like the. The certain license that you need to travel. [00:18:10] Speaker A: You need a driver's license. [00:18:12] Speaker B: You need. Yeah, but you need the real id. Give me. Give me a license, dude, what are you talking about? Let me see your license. I'll tell you if it's. If it's the right. This is not a real id. I'm not going to show them it. But you have. You're supposed to have a raised seal on here. You need to go get a new license so you can't travel. [00:18:32] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:18:33] Speaker B: Swear to God, I'm not lying. People think I'm lying. Look it up. Nick, you better go to get. And you know what? I was thinking about holding that. There was some discussions had. There was like, does anyone even think he has a real id? And I was thinking about holding that until the last week to ask him. But then, like, I didn't want to, like, go through that. You know what I mean? I didn't want to go through Nico being, like, all depressed that he couldn't go and. Why didn't you tell me earlier? Then I would have to lie to him. And Ben, like, I didn't think about it. Real ID requirements. Watch. [00:19:09] Speaker A: Let's look at this. Since when is a driver's license not allowed? [00:19:12] Speaker B: It's a special license that they put in C. You have to have the star on it. This indicator is a star, and all this shit's raised. You don't have the star on yours, do you? [00:19:20] Speaker A: No. You don't have. This shit's old. Yep. [00:19:23] Speaker B: And yours even says, like, can't be a federal id. No, like, that doesn't say it. See how the driver's license says it doesn't say that. Not for federal ID is not. That's how you know it's a standard. You need to go get a one with a star on it. [00:19:38] Speaker A: Now I need to go get one with a star on it. [00:19:40] Speaker B: You got to go. Go to either Triple A or rmv. And you need to get a few things. I do love this, though. Like, that's clearly Scottie Pippen. I mean, that's Scottie Pippen. Like, I don't care who they say. [00:19:53] Speaker A: That's just. That's not. [00:19:55] Speaker B: That's Scotty Pippen type dude. [00:19:57] Speaker A: That's not caught in a sample. [00:19:58] Speaker B: Yeah. So now. So now Nico has to get a real id, so that's another piece of stress on him. So you should be asking that to these girls. Hey, make sure you got a real ID or a passport. Do you have a passport, though? [00:20:10] Speaker A: No. No. [00:20:12] Speaker B: Okay. So he doesn't have a passport. [00:20:14] Speaker A: You don't need a passport. It's Puerto Rico. It's part of the United States. [00:20:17] Speaker B: I get that. But if you don't have the real id, you could show your passport. You see what I'm saying? [00:20:22] Speaker A: Yeah. I also have this. I don't think they consider it, though, is. [00:20:36] Speaker B: A passport card. That's a good question. Can you fly with the passport card? [00:20:41] Speaker A: No. So turn it around. Read the. Read the. [00:20:49] Speaker B: Valid only for international land and sea travel. Land and sea travel between United States, Mexico, the Caribbean and Bermuda. I think that this would consider the Caribbean, Puerto Rico. That's a good question. I think you should still get your real id. [00:21:07] Speaker A: I still think I should get the real idea. I didn't even know about that. But. [00:21:10] Speaker B: Yep. [00:21:10] Speaker A: So I'll. I'll get on. Do you think that would cost a lot? [00:21:13] Speaker B: I think it would have been way better content for us if I let that drop on you. Like. [00:21:16] Speaker A: Yeah, definitely. In the airport. 100. You're an idiot. How much that cost? [00:21:22] Speaker B: A new license? Yeah, it was 150. [00:21:25] Speaker A: Jesus Christ. Everything is so inflated. It's. [00:21:28] Speaker B: Dude. [00:21:28] Speaker A: So I thought it would be like 50 bucks. Like, I hear another whack here. [00:21:33] Speaker B: I gotta buy this kid a bat because he's in $500. Yeah, it's like 500 for bats now. [00:21:39] Speaker A: It's crazy. [00:21:40] Speaker B: Stupid. [00:21:41] Speaker A: Crazy. Hockey sticks are, like, insane. It's nuts. It's so much. I still wish I figured out what. What to ask you. [00:21:51] Speaker B: So how do you not know what you were supposed to ask? [00:21:54] Speaker A: Because obviously there's a lot of stuff going on over in this world, in my world, so. [00:22:00] Speaker B: And your world's all up. You get that? [00:22:02] Speaker A: It's not all up. It's just right now we. Right now we're running a Chinese fire drill. That's what's going on. [00:22:09] Speaker B: Well, now that you don't have the rail id, you're out of a time crunch here. So you in this next week, next few days, you should probably decide who you bring in and get that thing. [00:22:18] Speaker A: Situated in like, the next five days. Like this week. I'm gonna have to get that done. [00:22:24] Speaker B: Yeah, you better look at how long it takes to send a rail id. [00:22:29] Speaker A: This girl's a rocket ship. I would love to go with the. I would love to go with that girl. [00:22:34] Speaker B: Who's she? [00:22:34] Speaker A: Dude, I used to work with her. [00:22:36] Speaker B: Why don't you ask her? [00:22:38] Speaker A: Because I think she, like, dates like, some six foot, six tatted, black juice man. [00:22:44] Speaker B: Black. [00:22:46] Speaker A: He could be black. He could Be Latino. But anyways, so we're gonna. We're gonna try and figure this out. [00:22:55] Speaker B: Yeah, you're gonna have to try to figure it out. [00:23:00] Speaker A: I don't. We took off a week contactless wise. Yeah, we took off a week because Al was too hungover that. [00:23:08] Speaker B: Okay, whatever. We could spend it that way. I don't really care. That's fine. But yeah, we're back full in effect. This is the hottest podcast. This is the best podcast I'm on. It's definitely the one I'm gonna make the most money off of. Is this podcast. [00:23:23] Speaker A: Yeah, for sure. [00:23:24] Speaker B: I did start another podcast. If no one knows. I don't know if we've mentioned this yet. [00:23:28] Speaker A: Go ahead. Have we let them know? [00:23:30] Speaker B: Have we mentioned it? Yes, we have. 100. [00:23:33] Speaker A: We met. I don't know. We might have. It was. We record by. [00:23:36] Speaker B: If you like true crime, if you like rapes, murders, kills, serial killers. If you like. If you are supporters of any of that stuff. [00:23:45] Speaker A: Unsolved cases, you might want to throw that in there. [00:23:47] Speaker B: They're all unsolved cases for the most part. I'm sure we won't run out and we won't have to pivot from that. But right now, it's all unsolved. Solve cases at the surge pod sponsored by Dave's Hot. So I'm in the Dave's Hot business. [00:24:01] Speaker A: Hell yeah, dude. That's awesome. [00:24:03] Speaker B: Al Graz is the man. [00:24:04] Speaker A: Al Graz is the man. [00:24:06] Speaker B: We made a phone call a little on a little team call, a conference call, and the deal was done in like 15 seconds. And it's ridiculous. So shout out. Shout out Dave's Hot chicken. Shout out. Turo medio. Shout out at the search pod. So go follow the search pod. Tell me if it sucks. I don't care. You get a little bit of serious L. If you don't like serious. Is Al good. Tell me I'm a loser inside the comments. I don't care. But go listen to Helps me buy bats for my son. It. Maybe it'll trickle down to this where we can get more. More equipment or like a steady room. [00:24:41] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:24:42] Speaker B: That I still haven't built yet. And that's also because of our other sponsor, Del Vecchio Construction, who's still not paid that debt that he owes. [00:24:50] Speaker A: Right. [00:24:50] Speaker B: So that's also on that too. So. [00:24:53] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:24:54] Speaker B: The vig has been running for like. Like 18 months. Oh, no. It's got to be. Yeah. 18 months. [00:24:59] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. [00:25:00] Speaker B: It's been a long time. [00:25:01] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:25:01] Speaker B: But I could see. I could see him I see him all around with his new Lululemon shorts, his new. The tightest pants he could have possible. And I. I didn't even know they made him this tight. Honestly. Didn't know. I don't even know how he. How he gets them over his. I don't know how he, like, loses his, like, his circulation got to be shot. [00:25:21] Speaker A: I don't know. It's tough. [00:25:24] Speaker B: It's not a lot of room at all. [00:25:25] Speaker A: It's not a lot of wiggle room. Like when my parents would say, like, you know, pull the front of your shirt. Do you have room? There's. Nah. [00:25:32] Speaker B: I would say he has an awkward throwing action, too. I saw him throw a softball. It's a very awkward throwing out. [00:25:37] Speaker A: He's a very awkward softball play. You should see him stop ball at third base. It is quite miraculous. [00:25:43] Speaker B: I think I saw that once. I think I saw him try to stop a ball. And then he threw this ball. Yes. [00:25:47] Speaker A: It stood. [00:25:48] Speaker B: Yeah. Why does he stand straight up? [00:25:49] Speaker A: I have no idea. I'm like, dude, so he's getting skinnier. I'm like, bro, it makes no sense. The ball is soft. [00:25:57] Speaker B: Yeah. And it's a foam ball. [00:25:58] Speaker A: Like, eat it. [00:25:59] Speaker B: Yeah. I don't know what he's doing. [00:26:00] Speaker A: Eat it. Should see me play first base, too. Oh, dude. Two weeks ago. And then we went to the jug. Yeah, dude. I was stretching. [00:26:07] Speaker B: Nice. [00:26:07] Speaker A: I was. Made a nice play. [00:26:09] Speaker B: How about the jug? [00:26:10] Speaker A: Multiple place. Jug was good. Garlic palm wings. Good. Very good. Very good. [00:26:15] Speaker B: Very good. Very good. [00:26:17] Speaker A: Then they sent me home with mad wings. And then I just got terrified because obviously the happened where I got up for like a week after that time that we went. Went. I was like, they. This lady. Latina lady. Love that table. Love that table. [00:26:33] Speaker B: Somehow older Latina lady. [00:26:34] Speaker A: Yeah. Somehow 24 barbecue wings just, like, ended up on our table, so. Oh, my God. Putting the wrong wood for the wrong table. I looked. I looked right at my boy Raph. I was like, yeah, I'm sure she did. I'm sure she did. Put it in for the. [00:26:48] Speaker B: You should take her to Puerto Rico. [00:26:50] Speaker A: No, I don't want to take. I'm sorry. It's not that I would not take an older woman. I would. [00:26:56] Speaker B: What's older? Give us an age. Give us an age. [00:26:59] Speaker A: Yeah, like the max. Max age. I don't know. I don't think I would do. I don't. I don't know. It depends on what you. I know it sounds crazy. Depends on how well you would look like at 4. [00:27:12] Speaker B: Well, if you think Sophia Vergara is. [00:27:14] Speaker A: Like 55 if you look like Sofia Vergara. Like, it's not like we don't even have a. Yeah, we don't even have a question. Just meet me at the Coliseum or whatever the they call it. [00:27:23] Speaker B: But all right, so it's on. It's looks basis, not age basis. [00:27:27] Speaker A: So. Laura, listen. [00:27:29] Speaker B: So it is kind of. It's a little wild, right, because you keep going back and forth on this. You keep saying, okay, I just want to have fun. I want to have a good. [00:27:36] Speaker A: I do just want to have. [00:27:37] Speaker B: And then at the same time you keep being like, she better be stacked. [00:27:40] Speaker A: No, no, no one's saying you have to be stacked. No one has to be stacked. But like, I don't know, I have. [00:27:49] Speaker B: To think of like good looking 40 year olds. [00:27:50] Speaker A: Like, who's a good. I'm not here. That's the thing. I'm. Listen, you want to go ahead and look at my messages? There's half of them, more than half of them are married. Married. Like, I don't want someone that's married. I personally, you know what? [00:28:01] Speaker B: Someone that's married or that listens to this show. [00:28:04] Speaker A: Probably not. [00:28:05] Speaker B: Okay. [00:28:06] Speaker A: Probably. I don't want somebody that listens to the show. This show has, this show has me over like, like three times. [00:28:15] Speaker B: No, I think that you, I myself. Why do you tell people that you're on it then? [00:28:19] Speaker A: I don't. [00:28:20] Speaker B: Didn't you try that with the last one and you yourself over. [00:28:22] Speaker A: I just couldn't stop. That's like White lion, though. You can't keep doing that. Like, oh, hey, what are you going to do? Oh, no, no. So then why do you have to be here randomly on a Tuesday at 10 in the morning every. [00:28:34] Speaker B: All right, let me ask you this question. All right, so this German startup, right, they're offered, they're offering people that you can freeze your body for $200,000. [00:28:50] Speaker A: What? [00:28:53] Speaker B: You're just frozen and you wake up in the future. Here's the thing though, they're saying it's after a legal death. So would you. They think that down the line, like it's almost like, well, the Walt Disney. Like, yeah, very similar to that, but they're saying it's after a legal debt, so you actually have to die first, it looks like, Which I don't really love that. [00:29:17] Speaker A: So how would I. [00:29:18] Speaker B: Because then this isn't as, like this isn't as good as I was thinking it. [00:29:21] Speaker A: How would I come back? [00:29:23] Speaker B: I guess my question is if you could freeze yourself right now for two. For 200, 000. And wake up. In the future, would you do it? And what year would you go to? Like, how many, how much far in the future? Like, are you looking to see anything in the future right now? Things. Things jump quick. [00:29:42] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:29:44] Speaker B: Even though the iPhone hasn't changed in, like, 10 years, we hit a wall. [00:29:48] Speaker A: It's so nuts that, like, I don't know. I think, like, the. The world that we're living is, like, bizarre. [00:29:57] Speaker B: What do you mean by that? [00:29:58] Speaker A: Like, would you. Growing up and going through school, right? I just really just think about this one time I was sitting in history class, like, learning about the bubonic plague, right? I'm listening. About the bubonic plague, and I'm like, this is nuts. I'm like, I can't believe this. This took out, like, however many people it took out. I don't know the number. It was a large number, though. I'm like, that some of these history events, like, I can't believe that they really happened. And then you live one of them, right? You actually live through one of them. [00:30:27] Speaker B: So you're saying, like, September 11th, you live through it? Is that what you're asking? Are you thinking, like Covid was thinking? [00:30:35] Speaker A: Covid. [00:30:35] Speaker B: Oh, okay. I don't know. [00:30:37] Speaker A: It's going with COVID But 911 is also. That's also something that you don't know, that you're gonna go through a terrorist attack. That's fucking nuts. [00:30:47] Speaker B: Did you think. Think that Both those things, 911 and Covid, were, like, completely done by the government? Or do you think that those were, like, legit things that happened? [00:30:58] Speaker A: I watched. I watched the conspiracy theory, like, probably no longer than three months after 911 happened. And I can specifically remember one thing. It was two dudes doing this conspiracy theory. And they showed me, I think, the second building that got hit. [00:31:18] Speaker B: Yep. [00:31:18] Speaker A: And then they broke down that lake. All the guard dogs or, like, they were off duty or they were, like, downstairs or something. They were, like, doing work downstairs. They didn't yet, like, go through all the floors, because I guess they do that every day. And then they show because there was, like, a bunch of questions asked, like, how did that building fall directly down? [00:31:39] Speaker B: Right. [00:31:40] Speaker A: Then they show the building falling down, and I guess. And then they showed the blueprint. First of all, the work that people put into conspiracy theories is fucking insane. Like, app, this is so nuts. So then they break down the whole blueprint of the whole building for you, and they show you where the kitchen is located on Every floor. So basically all those big buildings. Yeah, the building. It's copy and paste. Everything looks the same. [00:32:05] Speaker B: Yeah. Probably. Bathrooms are in the same area. Yeah. [00:32:08] Speaker A: Every time the. From where the plane hit to where it fell down, you seen, like, it looked like a pressure cooker. It looked like a. Like my Gatorade bottle was shot out each window. Like, every. And that's how it. And that is called, like a pancake technique, I guess when you're demoing a large building. [00:32:31] Speaker B: Controlled demolition. Yeah. [00:32:33] Speaker A: You can. You kick out each floor. [00:32:35] Speaker B: So you remember watching this three months after September 11th? [00:32:39] Speaker A: Yeah, very soon. Very, very. [00:32:42] Speaker B: So you were seven. That's a pretty good memory. First. [00:32:45] Speaker A: Oh, I wasn't. [00:32:48] Speaker B: When were you born? [00:32:49] Speaker A: 94. [00:32:50] Speaker B: 2001. [00:32:52] Speaker A: It's like three, six years later. [00:32:55] Speaker B: Okay. Okay. So you were like 10. 13. [00:32:59] Speaker A: 13. [00:32:59] Speaker B: Okay. [00:33:01] Speaker A: All right. [00:33:01] Speaker B: I was just trying to get the. I'm just trying to get the timeline that range. Was it Michael Moore's movie? [00:33:06] Speaker A: I have no idea what. It had like a. It had like. Like, it was like a fat guy. It was like a two liner. No, I'd never seen one. You never seen like one person? It was just. Just like people talking the whole time. Then they talked about, like, the trackways and like how a plane would look when it like, actually tried to hit the Pentagon. And like, what would really happen if a plane got so low? Like, it would have taken out a light pole. It actually never even hit a light pole. [00:33:28] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:33:28] Speaker A: I don't know. I was like, dude, this is. [00:33:31] Speaker B: There's a lot of crazy things. [00:33:32] Speaker A: It's crazy. So 9, 11 to. To your credit. I don't know what happened there. What's going on. [00:33:39] Speaker B: We could probably do a whole podcast. [00:33:41] Speaker A: I was pretty young with what's going on. The COVID Someone's got to take some credibility for that because someone took that disease and put it over here. Without a doubt. Second of all, the whole, like, protocols that were like, made up from. From that little bald Fauci you're talking about, right? [00:34:01] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. Little leprechaun looking Italian guy. That doesn't make. [00:34:05] Speaker A: Dude, you. I just want you to know, like, I don't know. I think you. You have like, solely affected, like, millions of people for. For years to come. Because now people are. Some people are completely shell shocked. [00:34:19] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:34:20] Speaker A: With the masks. People still wearing masks. [00:34:23] Speaker B: Oh, they're all sheep. They're sheep. All it was was the flu, pretty much. [00:34:26] Speaker A: Oh, dude. [00:34:27] Speaker B: It was a bad version. [00:34:28] Speaker A: Not even that bad. It's like. It's like mono. It's like mono. [00:34:34] Speaker B: I think they up how to treat the patients at the jump in. In the places they were throwing everyone on a ventilator. And once you get on a ventilator, then it gets into your airways and you're. It gets inside for some reason, like you're putting the bacteria in. I don't know if that's a fact. That's what I heard. It's very clear with everything that this was all done for a certain reason. And that would be my opinion, would be to elect one Joseph Biden. Because no one, no one had to go in fucking invoke. They had the most votes ever, which makes no Sense. They had 80 million people apparently voted for him. They had people dropping off ballots, the whole nine. That would be what I would think would be the reason why that happened. Happened. Or they just saw it as a good opportunity. They use it as an opportunity. [00:35:19] Speaker A: They use it as an opportunity to use it. [00:35:20] Speaker B: But that's the. No, no, I mean to. To get Joe Biden elected, I think that they have to go. They go hand in hand. But it is possible that it's just a cons, like they just saw an opportunity and got it done. [00:35:35] Speaker A: One way or another. [00:35:36] Speaker B: We could, we should just do a conspiracy lane. Just do one conspiracy every single week. Week. And then I try to teach it to you or you try to teach it to me. [00:35:44] Speaker A: I like that. [00:35:45] Speaker B: I could honestly do probably three to four hours on nine. 11. It's insane. You were hitting on some, like, good points, right? Good point. Like some really good points, which is crazy. You remember that from 13. [00:36:00] Speaker A: I was 100, like very young when I watched this conspiracy theory too. I just remember being like this, like in front of it. Like, just think about. Just think about like a little kid, like, no more older than like Albie's age, just sitting there for like two hours, just like this, like. [00:36:17] Speaker B: So I wonder, I wonder if you watched at the same time as Marco. Because we were here. It was a Christmas Eve party. Everyone was here. I was like 16, 17. And at that point I was like, I'm going into the Army. Because it was like 2003, I want to say. And I was in my head like I fucking hung like fucking the American flag bag, the palmia thing on the. On the wall. I was like, in my head, I. [00:36:42] Speaker A: Don'T even know what that means. [00:36:44] Speaker B: What is Prisons of war Missing in action. [00:36:49] Speaker A: Okay. [00:36:50] Speaker B: In my head I was like, I'm going. I. I didn't want to, like, I didn't know what I wanted to Do. I was just like, I'm just gonna go to war. These, you know, Arabs, America, all that. That's what I was thinking in my head. Michael comes running in one day and he's just like, listen, 9, 11 didn't happen. He's the first person I. Well, not the first person I heard that didn't say 11 was a. Like a government construct is basically what he was saying. I'm like, dude, get the. Away from me right now. And he just kept going and going and going to the point where like, I just lost my mind. I think I grabbed him by the head and like throw him down. He was probably like, he was probably like 12 or 13. If I was like 16, 17. Yeah, maybe he was even younger. It was like a big scene at this Christmas Eve party and I remember that. And he was the first person. So you guys probably both watched this thing together. [00:37:38] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:37:41] Speaker B: Fight. I. I was like, there's no way, dude. Our country would never do that. America, I am right now, I'm a th percent on your side on this situation. Yeah, we definitely. That this. Listen, you could say maybe, okay, maybe something smells funny. [00:37:55] Speaker A: So if it, if it smells like holy. [00:37:58] Speaker B: I'll say one thing. Osama bin Laden did not do this. That's what I'll say. [00:38:01] Speaker A: And that's. [00:38:01] Speaker B: And that's me defending Osama bin Laden. [00:38:03] Speaker A: That's nuts. Yes, they killed him. [00:38:06] Speaker B: Him. Yeah, they go out to him, but he's a piece of. Anyways, let's not cry for Osam bin Laden. [00:38:11] Speaker A: No, we're not. Let's not cry for. Guy's a piece of. But. And then my question is. [00:38:17] Speaker B: So here's my question, right? My question is, was Osam Bal. So now let's do this other thing. I'm going to get you into another conspiracy real fast. [00:38:25] Speaker A: Okay. Okay. Before we go, I just want to just hint on one thing. From like a superhero standpoint. Yes, from like a nerd. Osama bin Laden and who? Saddam Hussein. Super good villain name names. Very good, very good. [00:38:38] Speaker B: The best villain names. [00:38:39] Speaker A: Very like, very fitting villain names. Like. So this is what gives me hope for that superheroes being real. Because there's real life villains out there that you know. [00:38:49] Speaker B: I mean, it could also be that you're a racist and that you just. You take any Arab name as a good villain name. [00:38:56] Speaker A: No, those two in particular really roll off the tongue as a villain. Come on. Like, like, call whatever you want. Call whatever you want. [00:39:04] Speaker B: I feel like Russians got great, great, great villain names too. [00:39:07] Speaker A: Germans. [00:39:08] Speaker B: Do you notice that like, but do you think that, like, they're over there. They're like, hey, Frank Thomas. [00:39:13] Speaker A: Like, that's what I'm saying. Like, that's a. [00:39:15] Speaker B: Like, they might. I know we don't think that, but they might be like, holy, Holy. [00:39:21] Speaker A: His name's Frank Thomas. Yeah. [00:39:23] Speaker B: Mike Smith. [00:39:23] Speaker A: Dude, this guy's name's Jurgen Blur. [00:39:27] Speaker B: I get it, I get it. Listen, I see what you're saying. [00:39:29] Speaker A: Have you also. I know this is kind of getting crazy. Have you seen. You've seen Oppenheimer? [00:39:34] Speaker B: I haven't watched it yet. [00:39:35] Speaker A: You haven't watched up. Neither have I. [00:39:39] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. Let's go back. All right. [00:39:40] Speaker A: Take me to where you were. Take me the way you were going to take me. [00:39:43] Speaker B: I don't know. Where was I at? [00:39:44] Speaker A: Fuck. [00:39:45] Speaker B: Something about. [00:39:46] Speaker A: Yeah, Osama bin Laden has Saddam Hussein. [00:39:49] Speaker B: Oh, do we even know if Osama bin Laden was killed at that point when Obama was in office? Could he have been dead before? That's another conspiracy. Like, they just use that for PR to get him elected for the second time. Is Osama bin Laden. I mean, is Barack Obama just a sharing candidate? I don't know. There's a lot of things to ask. Maybe we should get Kanye west on this podcast to come through. Now, just because we're asking these questions doesn't mean we believe them fully. It just means we are asking questions. We would like to know the answers to them. Yeah, you know, so is. Wait, is Barack Obama's wife a guy? I would like to know the answer to that. [00:40:27] Speaker A: I don't. I don't. I don't believe so. [00:40:29] Speaker B: I don't think so either. [00:40:32] Speaker A: I don't think that's Michael Bob. [00:40:33] Speaker B: Yeah, I don't. I don't believe the mic thing. Here's the reason why. That video. Know, I know the video you're talking about, that Ellen dancing video. We've all seen it before, right? She's on Ellen. She's dancing. [00:40:44] Speaker A: No, I have no idea what you're even talking. [00:40:46] Speaker B: Oh, my God. This is why they call her Mike. They think something's flopping between her legs. [00:40:51] Speaker A: No, hold on. Oh, my God. [00:40:56] Speaker B: Michelle Obama. [00:40:59] Speaker A: Well, imagine this. We went from. We went from conspiracy theories to Michael Obama. [00:41:06] Speaker B: Dude, let me put slow mo. Slow mo. This is a six minute video on YouTube breaking down the dance. [00:41:16] Speaker A: The. At the White House for the Easter Egg Roll, right? [00:41:19] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:41:19] Speaker A: Well, then on. [00:41:20] Speaker B: It's all across the. No, this is from. No, no, this can't be it. Hold on. That's from the Ellen show. We can't that there's no way that's. [00:41:34] Speaker A: I don't think I've eaten in, like, a long time. And it's not been intentional. And. [00:41:40] Speaker B: Yeah, dude, I. I had a couple scoops of peanut butter. I had an apple. Do you need something here? He'll get. Do you want a granola bar? [00:41:47] Speaker A: What do you got in there? Can I get one of those, please? I'm Famine. [00:41:55] Speaker B: How have you not seen this? [00:41:59] Speaker A: No. [00:42:01] Speaker B: The craziest part about this is, like, I can't even find this on Google. Like, clearly, Google is sensitive. This. It's crazy. [00:42:08] Speaker A: Yeah. What's. [00:42:09] Speaker B: I'm gonna have to go on. On X. So you go to X. This is what. This is. Why. Like, why censor it if. If no one really believes it, why censor it? [00:42:19] Speaker A: Junkless peanut butter, chocolate chip chewy granola. [00:42:23] Speaker B: I did have one of those as well. Well, I would say it's a mid. [00:42:27] Speaker A: Let's shoot them one. Te. Dude, this is what the problem is. Look at this. [00:42:33] Speaker B: Look at. [00:42:33] Speaker A: I'm about to take out this granola bar. Look how small. [00:42:36] Speaker B: Dude, it's. It's. Dude, it's called Shrinkflation, dude. [00:42:40] Speaker A: What? What, bro? Granola bars. Used to be. I can't believe this. [00:42:56] Speaker B: Here's. Here's the problem. Right? Let's pause this for a second. I'm honestly shocked when we open. Like, if we open a bag of chips and it's not like 40% full, I'm shocked because it's always footage. We opened up a bag of. What was it? Pretzels, and a thing was all the way to the top. I'm like, this had to be some up. [00:43:15] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:43:15] Speaker B: Because they. They're going lower and lower and lower with these chips 80% full. It's like, I wish. Oh, my God. See, this is why I gotta be a. In my businesses and stuff and just start shrinking everything. I'm the opposite. I just keep getting bigger. I. I gotta start making more money. So this. Especially to pay for this podcast and y' all just to be sitting here with you wasting time. We need. I need to start shrinking every thing so it fits into a package. It's insane what the chip market has done, though. The chip market is like, they. They. You. [00:43:46] Speaker A: Someone should be held accountable. [00:43:47] Speaker B: Yes. And this thing. I thought the same thing when I opened it. I'm like, this isn't even the full. [00:43:51] Speaker A: It's not even the full. [00:43:53] Speaker B: Even. [00:43:53] Speaker A: Believe it. It's not even that big. Do you know what. [00:43:56] Speaker B: What is delicious as a granola bar. And I don't care. They're probably disc. God. They're probably bad for you. They're actually probably terrible for you. They chew up like sawdust. You need to put a painters drop cloth down. Just eat these things. Nature's valley oats and honey. Do you know what I'm talking about? [00:44:12] Speaker A: Al? That's one of the those. That's one of those snacks. I would rather. Dead ass. I'd rather eat sandpit paper. [00:44:19] Speaker B: No, that's a. That's an unbelievable. [00:44:21] Speaker A: But I have had granola on its own. Like at Target I found a cookies and cream granola and it's unbelievable. [00:44:27] Speaker B: Yeah, we got granola in there. My wife put. Eats granola every single day pretty much. She puts it in yogurt with fruit. [00:44:33] Speaker A: It's very good. [00:44:34] Speaker B: It's very good. [00:44:35] Speaker A: My point is basically she just pounds parfaits. [00:44:39] Speaker B: Yeah, she's the parfait queen. [00:44:40] Speaker A: She just pounds buffets. [00:44:41] Speaker B: Parfait of the day she calls it. Yeah, she's the princess of parfait face. Hold on, let's see this video. [00:44:52] Speaker A: Yeah, let's see. [00:44:53] Speaker B: Let's see if it breaks it down. It's going to be. Watch when she starts gyrating. This is where they should be showing it. Right here. Right here is where they always show it. Watch. See how they slow it down? They say in between her legs, do you see something flopping? I think it's just a fold in the pants. But see it, see it coming out. [00:45:13] Speaker A: Stop. Dude, that's. That's really looking into it. That's. That's too. That's too in depth for me. [00:45:18] Speaker B: It's too in depth. Something to do. [00:45:19] Speaker A: That's more. That's more in depth in a stretch to look at than the conspiracy theory. I legit watched on 911. [00:45:27] Speaker B: Let's see they zoom in a little here. I think they're saying it's on this left side. [00:45:32] Speaker A: I see where they think it is. There's no way. There's no way I. Dude, here's what I'll say. [00:45:40] Speaker B: There's probably no way. Do you have a. Like if you ever went golfing and someone has a golf ball in their. In their front pocket and it looks ridiculous because of like just the way. [00:45:50] Speaker A: It stretches sometimes the plea to like. [00:45:52] Speaker B: The way the plea to the pants. [00:45:53] Speaker A: I think the way that the shorts go. Like it would look. Yeah, Like I would love for this. [00:45:58] Speaker B: To be true just. Just to see the world get caught on fire. Like I would love for that to happen. [00:46:03] Speaker A: Well, you also love seeing the world get caught on fire. So. [00:46:06] Speaker B: Yeah, that too. Yeah. That's a sickness of mine. I would love for that to be true, but I think this is a pleated pants situation. [00:46:13] Speaker A: I think it's a. [00:46:14] Speaker B: A. [00:46:15] Speaker A: A pants store. Take it back to the pants store. Yeah, you know. [00:46:20] Speaker B: Yeah, Pan store. I'll return it to the pants store. [00:46:23] Speaker A: I watched. I love the videos of, like, you know, the core. The core videos where it's, like, playing core. So, like, the thing will happen, then be like, the. The clip lap, and then it's like. And then it turns to the next clip. And then it turns to the next clip. [00:46:38] Speaker B: Yes. [00:46:39] Speaker A: You know what I'm talking about. Says, like, something cool. [00:46:41] Speaker B: Core. Yeah. [00:46:42] Speaker A: So like, Brick Data. Brick, Tamlin Core. It was just like, I must have missed this in Anchorman Soon. [00:46:50] Speaker B: I didn't watch it man, too. [00:46:51] Speaker A: He's like, I got a black guy that follows me everywhere I go. Well, looks at him and goes, you sure it's not your shadow, Brick? He goes, no, not at all. He's like, his name's Leon. Okay. Like, I don't know how you run a set trying to do a scene, but this is the exchange of Somebody talk. [00:47:09] Speaker B: I do find it bad. [00:47:10] Speaker A: So he's like, okay, Brick, so what happens to Leon on a cloudy day? He goes. He goes home. Like, just live stream on. It's. [00:47:19] Speaker B: Oh, boy. Dude. [00:47:21] Speaker A: He goes, yeah, well, I guess that is a good point. [00:47:23] Speaker B: Like, that is funny. [00:47:25] Speaker A: Wait, I need to see if I can find. If I can find this video. Just this. I just. So you can. Have you ever seen. Oh, Jesus Christ. Oh, on. Hold on. I'mma find it. I'mma find it. [00:47:39] Speaker B: Oh, by the way, this show sponsored by. Let me. Let me get all the information first. [00:47:45] Speaker A: We don't have a sp. Oh, right at. Right at. Hold. [00:47:47] Speaker B: Yes, we do. Hope you watch me on Treasure. And I found a half a body. A black man follows me everywhere when it's sunny. Actually, I think that's your shadow, Rick. I call him Leon. And if it's a cloudy day, what happens to Leon? He goes home. Oh, yeah, the court thing. Yeah. All right, this. This. This. This podcast is also sponsored by Benny's Beef Main Sandwich Up. Doing the best roast beef sandwiches on the face of the planet up in Lewiston, Maine. 900 Lisbon street connected to a gas station. I'm telling you right now, Tallow fries, they're using straight beef tallow. They're using the best of the best. No seed oils, nothing like that. That. This kid's a good kid. He's actually Been on this podcast before. Hilarious kid. Follow him on@benny's beefmain.com or follow @ the Gabagool. Great stories all the time. He's open from 12 to 7, Tuesday through Saturday. Just an unbelievable shop. The food's unbelievable. He does a bunch of different ones. I think he is off of this week though. So we put in the ad. Just to put in the ad. But he's off of this week because he's having a baby. [00:48:59] Speaker A: So. Congratulations. [00:49:01] Speaker B: Yep. That's tj. He's on the podcast before. Great. [00:49:04] Speaker A: Nice. I didn't. [00:49:05] Speaker B: I. I don't even. I can't even believe you didn't know who I was talking about. [00:49:07] Speaker A: I had no idea. I'm sorry. [00:49:09] Speaker B: He opened a beef shop up. [00:49:10] Speaker A: That's awesome. That's. That's actually a super smart idea. Yeah, that's a super smart idea. [00:49:15] Speaker B: Exploit the market is legitimately. [00:49:17] Speaker A: Is he pumping? [00:49:17] Speaker B: I think he's actually beefing with other shops up in Maine because they. I think they're getting scared. I think they're seeing the shadow. They're seeing the black Leon shadows. Black man shadows. [00:49:25] Speaker A: They're seeing Leon. [00:49:26] Speaker B: They're seeing Leon. They're seeing the shadows Leon going away. [00:49:29] Speaker A: On a cloudy day over here in Maine. [00:49:31] Speaker B: Yes. So that's good. [00:49:33] Speaker A: That's good for attached. I think being attached to a gas station I actually kind of agree is a great location in its own always because no matter what you. You could be like go. Go on the ocean, for instance. Like, you're not guaranteed for anybody to even walk in that place or walk by it. Or walk by it. Besides a crackhead or two attached to a gas station. Without a doubt. If you are also though. And like you got to be in. You can't be in like the stick sticks. You gotta. I'm sure you did some. You did some population or some. Some. What do they call economic science, I'm gonna guess behind that to make sure that. [00:50:18] Speaker B: See how many cars are driving by. [00:50:19] Speaker A: See what's happening traffic. But dude, I mean he's selling. You know how many times me grabbing gas and I seen a beef place right next to it. Be like, yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:50:31] Speaker B: And it's. He's selling out. That feels like almost every. Every day. [00:50:34] Speaker A: Is he only making a certain amount? [00:50:36] Speaker B: Yeah, he's selling. He's making enough. And then if. When it sells out, it sells out. So he's selling it home. So I think he's going to be doing real well up there. [00:50:43] Speaker A: That's awesome. [00:50:44] Speaker B: Also, Joe from Glossa made me this sick wap hat, this Italian hat. [00:50:50] Speaker A: I don't get it. [00:50:51] Speaker B: You don't know what a whop is? No, he don't know what a whop is. A W's a derogative. A derogatory term for an intent. [00:51:05] Speaker A: Oh, like guap. [00:51:06] Speaker B: I don't know what a guap is either. Going to do up, like the. Like a type of music. [00:51:13] Speaker A: What's a goo. Okay, all right. [00:51:19] Speaker B: Like a guinea. [00:51:20] Speaker A: Right, I get that. [00:51:22] Speaker B: A guinea whop without papers, I think is what it stands for. Like, we came over. There was no. So. [00:51:29] Speaker A: So wet. Oversized. That's not what it's. [00:51:34] Speaker B: It's. I don't think that's what it stands for. I'm pretty sure that's what it means. Without papers. Yeah, I can't think of another clever word for those three words for the acronym. [00:51:44] Speaker A: That's immediately what I thought it stood. [00:51:45] Speaker B: No, you thought wet ass. That's what. [00:51:48] Speaker A: No, no, no. I obviously know that, but I thought this was a variation of it. Oversized. [00:51:57] Speaker B: So. [00:51:57] Speaker A: But that's good to know. That's good to know. [00:51:59] Speaker B: So why don't you bring a 40 year old? Then it could be like. [00:52:03] Speaker A: No, wet old. No, I don't know if I want to do that, to be honest. I don't know, Al. I don't know. [00:52:10] Speaker B: I do love how you're just staring at us, though. Like, he stares at us every episode. He loves it. It's crazy. He just like, turns the chair. He's on a swivel chair and he's looking at us. And he doesn't bring any topics whatsoever. [00:52:21] Speaker A: No, not at all. [00:52:22] Speaker B: You think you'd have a set. A set number of times, like, hey, I want you to talk about this. I want you to talk about this. I want you to talk about this. [00:52:28] Speaker A: You have a topic that we could. [00:52:29] Speaker B: What? A list of what? [00:52:33] Speaker C: They want to guess what they are. [00:52:35] Speaker B: Yeah. It kind of sucks when you don't. [00:52:37] Speaker A: Have a microphone, honestly. Yeah, that's tough. We could. We. We could do a list of some sorts. Oh. Oh, are you on now? [00:52:47] Speaker B: Did you remember. Did you remember the thing yet? Or you still. You're still trying to. [00:52:51] Speaker A: What thing? [00:52:53] Speaker B: What do you mean, what thing? [00:52:54] Speaker A: What are you talking about? [00:52:55] Speaker B: You've said earlier that you wanted to ask me something and you just didn't know what it was. [00:53:04] Speaker A: Yes and no. Yes and no. Hold on. [00:53:10] Speaker B: This kid's the worst. He never writes anything down. [00:53:12] Speaker A: Never. I write in zero down. Zero down, zero down. Sammy J. Reacts. Okay, okay, okay. [00:53:32] Speaker B: You're talking to yourself right now, kid. [00:53:34] Speaker C: This is the worst list I've ever seen. [00:53:38] Speaker A: Can't even see. Okay, okay. I think. Okay. All right, all right, all right, all right. Okay, okay, okay, okay. All right, all right. This is, this is the top 10. Let's do the top 10. I have like 18 here, but highest grossing film franchise. [00:54:11] Speaker B: Oh, my God. [00:54:13] Speaker A: What I want you to re. What I want you to realize is highest grossing film franchises. That's all you need to know. Whatever. [00:54:24] Speaker B: Fast and Furious, number six, Avengers. [00:54:30] Speaker A: Okay, see, now this would be Marvel Cinematic Universe is number one MCU. [00:54:35] Speaker B: So that counts all 25 movies. Movies. [00:54:37] Speaker A: That does not count. [00:54:40] Speaker B: Some of the other ones. [00:54:43] Speaker A: No, just, Just one. [00:54:44] Speaker B: Just X Men. [00:54:46] Speaker A: One other one. X Men's number nine. [00:54:48] Speaker B: So that was the other one. It didn't count. [00:54:50] Speaker A: No, it wasn't. Okay, there's another one. Batman, number eight. 6.8 billion. [00:54:58] Speaker B: Superman. Could that be on there? No, probably not. [00:55:01] Speaker A: Superman, I don't see as a solo. [00:55:04] Speaker B: Harry Potter. [00:55:05] Speaker A: Ah, Harry Potter. [00:55:08] Speaker B: Ari. [00:55:11] Speaker A: No, that's crazy. [00:55:12] Speaker B: Lord of the Rings. [00:55:13] Speaker A: But like, is this. I don't know if you'll get number four. [00:55:17] Speaker B: Lord of the Rings. [00:55:19] Speaker A: It's number 11. [00:55:21] Speaker B: The is going on with these lists. All right, so what was number one? 6.8 billion. [00:55:26] Speaker A: Number one was 29.8 billion. That was the MCU. [00:55:30] Speaker B: All right. [00:55:30] Speaker A: Okay, so then the number two's over. Open. [00:55:33] Speaker B: Okay. And that's number three. [00:55:34] Speaker A: James Bond is number five. [00:55:36] Speaker B: Okay. [00:55:37] Speaker A: Number six is fast and Furious. [00:55:39] Speaker B: Okay, that's gonna be ahead of James Bond soon. [00:55:41] Speaker A: Number eight. Yeah, maybe. [00:55:44] Speaker B: Definitely. [00:55:45] Speaker A: Number eight is Batman. Number nine is X Men. Okay, you got, you need two, three, four, which I think you'll never get. [00:55:55] Speaker B: You don't think I'm gonna get four? [00:55:57] Speaker A: Yeah, I'll never get it. [00:55:58] Speaker B: Why is it like, I don't know. [00:56:00] Speaker A: If this is Harry Potter, though? And this is just a different word of saying it, but yeah, something or other. I, I. [00:56:06] Speaker B: Why don't you. Wait, hold on. Is it, is it the Dumbledore or like this? [00:56:09] Speaker A: I don't know what this is. It says Wizarding World. What the does that. [00:56:13] Speaker B: Yes, that's them. Wizarding World. That's has to be. [00:56:16] Speaker A: Yes, it has to be, right? [00:56:17] Speaker B: Yeah, like the, that whole other series. Wizarding World is definitely Harry Potter. Harry Potter's on there array. [00:56:23] Speaker A: All right. Okay, so he's four. So you don't have number two, number three. Three. [00:56:28] Speaker B: Number of the rings was 11, you said? [00:56:30] Speaker A: Yes. Lord of the Rings, Middle Earth. Yes. That's number 11. You need number 10, number 7, number 2, and 3. All obtainable. [00:56:41] Speaker B: They're all obtainable. [00:56:42] Speaker A: Yes. [00:56:44] Speaker B: We gotta think, is there any animated on here or no. Was it all live action? Nothing's animated. Because I'd say Shrek has got to be. [00:56:55] Speaker A: No, it's live. No, it's all. It's all live action. Number seven. 17. [00:57:00] Speaker B: Really? [00:57:00] Speaker A: Yep. [00:57:01] Speaker B: Okay. [00:57:01] Speaker A: Transformers is 12. [00:57:03] Speaker B: What. What does Transformers have for a number. [00:57:05] Speaker A: Of like 5.29 billion? [00:57:09] Speaker B: Really? Shrek isn't above that. Okay. [00:57:11] Speaker A: No, but they had a couple billies. [00:57:13] Speaker B: Toy Story, Pixar in general. No. No. You said no. No. What's it called? [00:57:16] Speaker A: No. Animated. [00:57:19] Speaker B: Mission Impossible. [00:57:21] Speaker A: No. [00:57:21] Speaker B: What? [00:57:22] Speaker A: Insane. I don't know how. [00:57:23] Speaker B: There's 11 of them. [00:57:24] Speaker A: I don't know know how. Highest grossing film franchises. [00:57:37] Speaker B: I mean, this is getting like. [00:57:39] Speaker A: These are all. These are all like. [00:57:40] Speaker B: Are they easy? They dead easy. I'm just like. I'm just being. [00:57:43] Speaker A: Yep. [00:57:44] Speaker B: Give me a little hint on two. [00:57:45] Speaker A: On two? [00:57:46] Speaker B: No, give me. Give me 10. Little hint on 10. Jeff Goldblum, Independence Day. [00:57:58] Speaker A: No. [00:57:58] Speaker B: Jurassic Park. [00:57:59] Speaker A: Yes. [00:58:00] Speaker B: Okay, well, because you get the worlds too, right? [00:58:03] Speaker A: That's number 10. [00:58:04] Speaker B: All right. [00:58:05] Speaker A: Star wars number. Number three. [00:58:07] Speaker B: Number three. Who's above Star Wars? Jesus Christ. I'll be honest, this did help me. I did take a peek at my coke, and that did help. I mean, I saw that you go. [00:58:18] Speaker A: That. That'll do it for you. [00:58:19] Speaker B: That'll do it. [00:58:20] Speaker A: All right, so you need number two. I. I believe you need number two and number seven. That's all you need. [00:58:26] Speaker B: Who was ten? [00:58:28] Speaker A: Jurassic Park. [00:58:29] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, we said that. Okay. [00:58:31] Speaker A: You said X Men already, right? [00:58:32] Speaker B: Yeah, I said X Men. I think you said that was five. Nine was nine. It was close. [00:58:36] Speaker A: Five was a zero. Zero. Seven. [00:58:38] Speaker B: Okay. Oh, we got Star Wars. That was good. [00:58:43] Speaker A: Yeah. Two strips. Tricky. [00:58:45] Speaker B: Two's tricky. The. [00:58:47] Speaker A: The biggest Film franchises. Film franchises. [00:58:53] Speaker B: Franchises. Why is it tricky? [00:58:58] Speaker A: Because you haven't gotten it yet. And it's pretty easy. That's why. [00:59:04] Speaker B: I know my brain's mushed to this. Sometimes it's better when you have three people on where you could. [00:59:09] Speaker A: Yeah, well, all right, so we got seven. [00:59:12] Speaker B: Give me a. Give me a hint on the seventh one. [00:59:16] Speaker A: There's something very similar to it in the top 10. [00:59:22] Speaker B: I mean, I don't think that really helps. [00:59:24] Speaker A: Yes, it does. Yes, it does. It's very. It is very similar to what is in the top five. [00:59:30] Speaker B: Oh, now it's in the top five. [00:59:31] Speaker A: Yes. [00:59:32] Speaker B: And I've already. I already got one of the top fives. I got the one that this is similar to. [00:59:36] Speaker A: Yeah. Yes. [00:59:37] Speaker B: Okay, number one's Avengers. Number two. [00:59:40] Speaker A: Number one is not. Stop doing mcu. There you go. That's the number one. Number two, you do not have. Number three is Star Wars. Number four. [00:59:49] Speaker B: Hold on, hold on, hold on. So technically, MCU doesn't include Spider Man. Does that count? [00:59:55] Speaker A: There you go. Okay, that's number two, Spider Man. [00:59:59] Speaker B: Okay, number two, Spider Man. Which makes sense. [01:00:01] Speaker A: It does make sense because Sony owns the rights to him. Yes, that's why that works like that. So, okay, number seven, dude. Number seven, Knock it down. [01:00:18] Speaker B: What's a bunch of movies we've watched? Is this something that we would watch? [01:00:20] Speaker A: Yes. [01:00:21] Speaker B: Okay. It's not something like a girl made? [01:00:23] Speaker A: No. [01:00:24] Speaker B: Okay. There's got to be something with like five or six of them, right? Maybe even more. [01:00:31] Speaker A: Yes. [01:00:33] Speaker C: A good movie. [01:00:34] Speaker A: It's not one in particular movie. [01:00:38] Speaker B: Rocky. [01:00:40] Speaker A: No. [01:00:40] Speaker B: Really? Even with the Creeds, that doesn't count. [01:00:43] Speaker A: No. [01:00:44] Speaker B: That's a great movie. That's a great set. [01:00:46] Speaker A: Pirates of The Caribbean is 15. Avatars 14. Despicable me. [01:00:50] Speaker B: I was going to get into Avatar, but there's only two of them. [01:00:52] Speaker A: Despicable Me. Avatar, with only having three films, has 5.2 billion. That's. [01:00:57] Speaker B: Well, they average like 1.8 to 2 billion a movie. It's sick. It's stupid. Dumb. Titanic only has one mov. Transformers. [01:01:06] Speaker A: Number 12, right? Yeah. Yeah. [01:01:09] Speaker B: Is it an action movie? Yes, they're action movies. And it's not Mission Impossible. [01:01:18] Speaker A: No. [01:01:19] Speaker B: I'm gonna be. I'm gonna probably be so mad when I hear the name of this 100 because I probably love it. [01:01:25] Speaker A: Maybe Die Hard. No. Again, it has similarities to something that's in the top five. [01:01:34] Speaker B: Five. The. What's in the top five? We have. [01:01:37] Speaker A: We. [01:01:40] Speaker B: Spider Man. [01:01:40] Speaker C: Spider Man. [01:01:43] Speaker A: Harry Potter, Wizarding World. That's what we're. I guess is Harry. It has to be Harry Potter, dude. [01:01:47] Speaker B: It is. Yeah. [01:01:48] Speaker A: And five is in 007. [01:01:50] Speaker B: It has similarities to that. So is it another MCU movie? Like another type of Marvel? But it's not. It's not characterized as it. Because he has X Men on there. We got mcu. We have Spider Man. What's another one? What's the other big franchise? Thor. Thor's mcu. Iron Man's mcu. Fantastic Four. [01:02:15] Speaker A: Mcu. [01:02:16] Speaker B: Fantastic Four is mcu. Just in case you didn't know that. Albie. Am I close here? [01:02:23] Speaker A: I don't know how you haven't gotten it. I don't know how you haven't gotten it. [01:02:26] Speaker B: Wolverine. I mean, that's a lot of X Men. I know, dude. [01:02:31] Speaker A: Who also is part of. But they're owned by Fox. [01:02:34] Speaker B: Who the is out of the mcu. Do dead pool. [01:02:39] Speaker A: Nope. He's in the mcu. [01:02:44] Speaker B: I don't get it. I don't get who's in and who's out. [01:02:46] Speaker A: I don't want you to give up, dude, because I'm not giving up. You should get this. You should get. And then we should. We should move on and do another one. [01:02:52] Speaker B: Alby. [01:02:53] Speaker A: Who? [01:02:54] Speaker B: What? [01:02:55] Speaker C: I have a list for. [01:02:56] Speaker B: All right, no one cares about your list. Let's focus on this list. Who's the big M? Like, superhero people. [01:03:05] Speaker C: Hulk. [01:03:07] Speaker A: Those are all Marvel people. [01:03:11] Speaker C: What is mcu? [01:03:14] Speaker A: Yes. Yes, you're right. It is. [01:03:18] Speaker B: So someone has to be out of it. And I don't know why I can't. [01:03:21] Speaker A: It's not. It has. Okay, the next hint. Has nothing to do with Marvel. Has to do with Marvel. It has nothing to do particularly with Marvel, though I'm not spelling this one out. [01:03:36] Speaker B: Just the seventh. [01:03:39] Speaker A: Yeah. Number seven. [01:03:41] Speaker B: Do you think there's people at home being like, how hasn't he guessed this yet? Or you think this is just like such a nerd? [01:03:46] Speaker A: No, no, no, no. Cuz you're going to be like, that's. You're going to be like, no, I should have thought of that. [01:03:54] Speaker B: It's got to be a fringe character that you like. Oh, my God. I can't believe Marvel does this. What? Blade. There was blades in the mcu. Right? It's gotta be a fringe character. Right? It has to be someone that's on the fringe. That you're like, wow, I can't believe Marvel makes this. [01:04:12] Speaker A: It's gotta be someone on the fringe. Top. This is a top. This is a top fucking eight grossing film franchise. The Fringe. [01:04:21] Speaker B: No, I mean, like, it's a fringe. [01:04:23] Speaker A: I mean, it's holding this weight. [01:04:25] Speaker B: I'm talking like someone that's on like. [01:04:27] Speaker A: They're not part of Marvel. Here you go. They're not part of Marvel. It just has something to do in similarity with Marvel. It's not Marvel. Holy. [01:04:39] Speaker B: So is it dc? [01:04:41] Speaker A: Yes, but what is it? What is it called? [01:04:43] Speaker B: I said Superman. I said Batman. [01:04:45] Speaker A: Okay. No. No one cares about that. [01:04:47] Speaker B: Suicide Squad. [01:04:48] Speaker A: No. Oh, my God, dude. [01:04:50] Speaker B: Am I getting way too out of it? [01:04:52] Speaker A: Dude, you're thinking it way too much. [01:04:54] Speaker B: We said Batman. Batman. [01:04:55] Speaker A: Okay, dude. All right. So for the sake of the show. [01:04:58] Speaker B: Yeah. You gotta just tell us. [01:05:00] Speaker A: The dcu. The dcu. [01:05:03] Speaker B: The whole thing. [01:05:04] Speaker A: The whole thing. That's it. That's. That's the whole thing. [01:05:07] Speaker B: You should have glad I caught that. Dude. [01:05:09] Speaker A: I know you didn't because you did not say that. And that's definitely something that's need to be said. You need to say DCU because it's not Superman. It's not Batman. Batman has his own category. [01:05:20] Speaker B: I should have done that because we did do mcu. [01:05:22] Speaker A: I should have said dcu. [01:05:24] Speaker B: Yeah. When you're right, you're right. Nico Rico, sometimes you're wrong. I'm wrong. [01:05:28] Speaker A: Facts. [01:05:28] Speaker B: You're making it seem like it was fringe. I don't know. [01:05:31] Speaker A: Sometimes I am. I said it had similarities to something in the top five in which it definitely does. So what do you think of the. [01:05:37] Speaker B: Top four beef and cities in the. In the. In Massachusetts? [01:05:42] Speaker A: The top four what? [01:05:43] Speaker B: Beef in cities. We can go get a beef. No one actually gives a about that. We can keep moving on. [01:05:50] Speaker A: No one cares about that. But dam. I'm going to go go with first. Right. I'm going to guess that is that way. Like all beefs reside. [01:06:01] Speaker B: Let me know at the Endova because they got. They got a couple good ones. [01:06:05] Speaker A: Dude, I love roast beefs. [01:06:08] Speaker B: I got a roast beef today. Is that like we're going to have to do. [01:06:12] Speaker A: Yeah, sign me up. I'm getting them. I get them the real way. This. Oh, dude, you don't get them the real way. [01:06:17] Speaker B: You get. [01:06:18] Speaker A: I do now. Yes, I do. [01:06:19] Speaker B: You get the. Yes. [01:06:20] Speaker A: I get a three way. [01:06:21] Speaker B: You're back. [01:06:22] Speaker A: I'm back. [01:06:23] Speaker B: You've never been here before. How's it feel? Great. Yeah. [01:06:26] Speaker A: From a place that does a good beef though. I hate bad roast beef, bro. It can really you up. [01:06:31] Speaker B: I agree. [01:06:32] Speaker A: Not stomach wise. I'm just saying like the texture of it, like it's got to be life. When I bite into it, it's gotta like I don't have. I don't want to fight my sandwich. [01:06:40] Speaker B: No, you don't want to fight the sandwich like Kelly's. You're fighting it, dude. It's a battle. It's a. [01:06:44] Speaker A: It's. [01:06:44] Speaker B: I honestly like gnaring on. I think a good like frame of reference if someone's a piece of trash bag is if they want to be from roast from Kelly's. Like if you just sat there and you and someone ordered a roast beef. [01:06:56] Speaker A: You'D be like, just think about how many hundreds of people are being scumbags in your eyes today. Because how many people like, oh, I can't wait to. [01:07:03] Speaker B: I'm going to make a text right now. I'm going to Say how many. How many roast beef you guys sell a day, huh? [01:07:10] Speaker C: You just text hell like that? [01:07:12] Speaker A: Yep, yep. We're plugged in like that. [01:07:20] Speaker B: I'm gonna say in sagus. We'll see what happens. We'll go to Saugus1. Just. Just to say, like, I feel like Saugus is like a North Shore one. The beach is different. It's cyclical. It's probably cyclical. Like, it's probably crazy in the summertime down there. [01:07:38] Speaker A: It's probably insane. [01:07:42] Speaker B: But yeah, just think, though, straight up, like, if they could ever get their roast beef game on point, because they have. So me and we went last night, I got two hot dogs. Unbelievable. Dipped them in tata sauce. I mean, I told you, I'm on that run. I got a clam chowder. I got a cheese fry. I was eating light. [01:07:58] Speaker A: We will skim over the fact that you dunked your hot dog and tata sauce. [01:08:02] Speaker B: I'm. Dude, I'm telling you right now, it's unbelievable. [01:08:04] Speaker A: That's so gross. [01:08:07] Speaker B: What'd you say? Yeah, but you don't eat normal, dude. You don't even eat cheese. Like, you don't eat, like, nachos with cheese on it. [01:08:14] Speaker A: I hope, I hope, I hope you now you. [01:08:18] Speaker B: Now you. He finally. [01:08:19] Speaker A: I hope you come around to enjoy nachos. [01:08:21] Speaker B: He's gonna love nachos. It's like he love. The best part is he eats tacos and put shredded cheese on it, but because it's melted, he doesn't want to eat it. That I go, that doesn't make sense. It's better melted, yo. [01:08:33] Speaker A: First of all, cheese melted is 70,000 times better. [01:08:36] Speaker B: Did you, like, forget to eat this granola bar or you like. [01:08:39] Speaker A: No, bro, I'm playing with it. It sucks. [01:08:41] Speaker B: Dude, just throw the whole fucking thing down your stomach and stop. That thing was the size of Verne Troya. And it took you that long to eat it? [01:08:50] Speaker A: Dude, it's not that good. [01:08:52] Speaker B: I get. It's not that good. It's junkless. We want the junk. You know, I'm not getting a quick enough answer, which is kind of pissing me off. Now he's doing dead to me. Just took a measure. I needed a. A secretary. I've. I've come to that conclusion. I need a secretary. Just for these two podcasts and then they can sprinkle in some business stuff. I need. I need a secretary. So if someone wants to do that unpaid, let me know. School credit. If you're in school, you know somebody. I don't have as strict the rules, as Nico does for this, you know, Nico's like, oh, they have to be from this age to this age. They have to. You know, these are the measurements they have to have. It's like, I'm not like that, dude. Just get the job done. That's it. [01:09:42] Speaker A: Yeah, but what are you even asking for? [01:09:46] Speaker B: I'm just, like, getting too many texts right now from all angles. Where are we going? You were going to do something. You said. Said. Did you get off topic here? Okay, what's this list? [01:10:01] Speaker C: Top 10 favorite foods people like. [01:10:04] Speaker B: Top 10 favorite foods people like. [01:10:08] Speaker C: Yeah, Most favorite foods. [01:10:10] Speaker B: This is so such an elementary list. Okay, one pizza, two pasta, three tacos. [01:10:17] Speaker A: Hold on. [01:10:18] Speaker C: Hot dogs. Is three. [01:10:22] Speaker A: Jesus. [01:10:23] Speaker B: Alb, you just told us what's on it. [01:10:25] Speaker A: Alby, I didn't say hot dog point. No, no. Let's just go back over. If you're going to be. If you're going to come with a list, we have to guess the list. You do not tell us what's on the list until we give up. Especially when it's things that people like to eat and it's the number three thing. All right, so we will go ahead. So. So keep. Keep going. What do you have? [01:10:50] Speaker B: Pizza. Okay, just say, okay, that's on the list. That's on the list. That's on the list. [01:10:54] Speaker A: Pizza. What? What number's pizza? [01:10:56] Speaker C: Pizza is. Pizza's what, four? [01:11:04] Speaker B: No way. All right, so pizza's four. Hot dogs are above. [01:11:07] Speaker A: Pizza is three. Hot dogs are three. You said. [01:11:09] Speaker B: I said pasta. Now what's pasta? [01:11:11] Speaker A: Where's pasta? [01:11:12] Speaker B: No pasta. That's reject. Okay, this list is null and void. All right, so we got. What's the pasta? [01:11:19] Speaker C: Macaroni, Cheese. You said you asked. [01:11:25] Speaker A: He did a. [01:11:25] Speaker B: We did ask, but what is Mac and cheese? [01:11:29] Speaker A: God damn it. [01:11:30] Speaker B: Mac and cheese is one. I'm gonna take that as pasta, but that is not really pasta. [01:11:34] Speaker A: Listen, I am in the works. I. I don't know where a burger. [01:11:38] Speaker B: Of some sauce, either with cheese or without cheese. [01:11:41] Speaker C: Second. [01:11:42] Speaker B: Second. [01:11:42] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:11:43] Speaker B: This is the whitest American list. I. I can tell right now. Mac and cheese, burger, hot dog, then pizza. Okay. Pretzel. No, that's too stupid. [01:11:55] Speaker A: That was dumb. [01:11:56] Speaker B: Peanut butter and jelly sandwich. [01:11:58] Speaker A: Chinese food. [01:12:00] Speaker B: Apple pie. Yes. [01:12:02] Speaker A: Ice cream. [01:12:02] Speaker B: What number was apple pie? [01:12:04] Speaker C: Apple pie was. Was six. [01:12:06] Speaker B: Do you know at one point in this podcast, we said. I said a saying that's as American as apple pie. And Nico was like, national favorites of America. Yes. And Nico said. I've never heard that saying, like, as American as Apple pie, which is crazy. Well, you. Yes, I agree. You don't know. You're 10. You 10? [01:12:25] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. You. What? You're 10 now, right? [01:12:29] Speaker C: Turning 11. [01:12:30] Speaker A: You're turning on 11. But we just celebrated 10. Right? [01:12:34] Speaker C: Just celebrated. [01:12:39] Speaker B: He. Well, he turns 11 in, like, two weeks. It was just three weeks before his birthday. So he's 10 right now, but he's turning 11 in two weeks. Oh, that was his 11th birthday, technically. [01:12:49] Speaker A: Like, what the are we talking about? What did we just celebrate just for? So double digits for ever since now forever and ever until you get to triple digits by that time, I have no idea. I will not be here for that. [01:13:04] Speaker B: But you never know. If you freeze your body, you could be. [01:13:07] Speaker A: If I freeze my body, Maybe I'll meet you. Maybe I'll meet you. [01:13:09] Speaker B: Only need 200k to do it. [01:13:11] Speaker A: I'll meet you in 2100. Yeah, I know. [01:13:13] Speaker B: So, okay. What did he say? [01:13:16] Speaker A: You know, that's not enough for a down payment for a house. Come on. [01:13:20] Speaker B: Steak, steak. [01:13:22] Speaker A: There's no way steaks on. [01:13:24] Speaker B: How is steak not on? [01:13:25] Speaker A: Because if hot dogs on here. This list was made by Alby's classmate or something. [01:13:29] Speaker B: Like straight up chicken fingers. [01:13:31] Speaker C: Steak's like 14 chicken fingers. Those are like 60. [01:13:38] Speaker B: Eggs. [01:13:40] Speaker A: Don't. Don't. [01:13:41] Speaker B: Pancakes. What is there. [01:13:45] Speaker A: What is the name of this list again? For who? [01:13:51] Speaker B: Does it say who made the list? No. Is it black people? Don't get something racist, please. Oh, don't do it. Is there any fruit on the list? [01:14:11] Speaker A: Watermelon. [01:14:11] Speaker C: Oh, there's no. [01:14:13] Speaker A: There's no fruit, dude. Yeah, but listen, if anything, watermelon is one of those things I heard that people can consume, like, a lot of. I can't. That's disgusting. Watermelon might have the grossest aftertaste I've ever experienced. Experience. So watermelon I will try officially one more time. I've only tried it once. [01:14:29] Speaker B: What the are you talking about? You've had watermelon Once. [01:14:34] Speaker A: Once. Once. Kati had me try it literally, like, two weeks ago. [01:14:38] Speaker B: I've had it like, three times this week. [01:14:40] Speaker A: Yeah, watermelon might have the worst aftertaste. Red onions have. Have the worst appetize. After that, it's watermelon. [01:14:48] Speaker B: We're all with you with red onions. I do like a red onion every once in a while, but sometimes it's just like. Like it, like, basically, like, I think I'd rather swallow bleach sometimes. [01:14:55] Speaker A: I won't have red onions until I'm married. Basically. [01:14:58] Speaker B: Watermelons is retarded. To. Not like watermelon. You're the only person I've ever met that doesn't like watermelon. Well, okay, so where are we at right now with the list? What don't we have? [01:15:08] Speaker A: I don't know, to be honest with you. Alby. Can you. Can you remember what we've said and what we're missing? [01:15:13] Speaker C: Okay, so you're missing 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. [01:15:20] Speaker B: Jesus Christ. [01:15:21] Speaker A: 5, 7, 8, 9. Cereal. [01:15:24] Speaker B: Oatmeal. No. Breakfast. [01:15:27] Speaker A: PB&J. [01:15:28] Speaker B: I already said it. Ham and cheese sandwich. Cold cut sandwich. Meatball. [01:15:36] Speaker A: Chicken. Palm. [01:15:39] Speaker B: Chicken sandwich. We have to make this the whitest list possible. [01:15:45] Speaker A: Chocolate chip cookies. [01:15:46] Speaker B: No. No desserts. [01:15:49] Speaker C: Just the apple pie. [01:15:51] Speaker A: Apple pie is the only dessert on there. Not fucking ice cream. Ice cream's not on there. [01:15:56] Speaker B: No. That's crazy. [01:15:56] Speaker A: Or chocolate chip cookies. First of all, anybody and everybody would take chocolate chip cookies and ice cream. [01:16:03] Speaker B: Over an apple pie. Rotisserie chicken. Rotisserie chicken. [01:16:05] Speaker A: Oh, my God. Yeah, right? Who made this list? Me. [01:16:09] Speaker B: Sausage. [01:16:13] Speaker A: I am. I don't know why I'm crazy. I might. [01:16:17] Speaker B: This would be your top 10 foods. Tacos. Yeah, tacos are on there. [01:16:22] Speaker C: This would be my top 10. Except that. [01:16:24] Speaker B: Rice fajitas. [01:16:30] Speaker A: Yeah, I know fajitas. [01:16:33] Speaker B: I get dirt. [01:16:36] Speaker A: This. This is what happened. This is. This. This list is. [01:16:39] Speaker B: We let. This. We let. And the audience sucks. [01:16:42] Speaker A: This is our fault. [01:16:43] Speaker B: I mean, we have a kid looking up this list. Kids list. Favorite foods. I get it. But you clearly did. It's crazy. [01:16:52] Speaker C: You haven't got one. [01:16:54] Speaker B: It's insane. Yeah, it's insane. [01:16:56] Speaker C: Like the best food out there. [01:17:02] Speaker A: I'm like, I've never. [01:17:03] Speaker B: Oh, so we got. [01:17:04] Speaker A: We have hot dogs, Mac and cheese, cheeseburgers. [01:17:07] Speaker B: Ribs. [01:17:09] Speaker A: Ribs are on here. [01:17:11] Speaker B: What number. [01:17:12] Speaker A: What number? [01:17:16] Speaker B: Tell us the what, seven? It's number seven. Ribs. Okay. [01:17:21] Speaker A: Is that. [01:17:21] Speaker B: Was that the one you said was the best food? Oh, my God. I gotta go with chicken wings. Chicken wings. Wings. [01:17:28] Speaker C: Yes. [01:17:29] Speaker B: Okay. [01:17:31] Speaker C: And then there's one more best. [01:17:33] Speaker B: We got chicken wings. [01:17:34] Speaker C: You got two. [01:17:35] Speaker B: What number was chicken wings? Because you keep. You're not telling us the number. It was chicken wings. [01:17:40] Speaker C: Was eight. [01:17:41] Speaker B: Chick. So we're missing, like, number three. [01:17:43] Speaker C: You missing number five. [01:17:46] Speaker B: Okay. Number five and nine. Ten. Five and ten. [01:17:50] Speaker C: I don't even know how. Ten. Ten. [01:17:51] Speaker A: It's pretty soup. [01:17:56] Speaker B: I get that number. What's number five? You think we got ribs? Was probably number seven or eight or nine. Number five is one. You like? It's very good. Yeah. [01:18:09] Speaker C: I'll give you a hint. We had it in the past. [01:18:12] Speaker B: I mean, I eat a lot of food out. Baked potato. We go insides. Is it a side or remain? [01:18:21] Speaker C: Consider it as a side. [01:18:23] Speaker B: Now what? It's both. Nachos. Lemon heads. My dad's boat. What have we eaten? Sushi. Is sushi on the list? [01:18:45] Speaker C: Like 12. [01:18:46] Speaker B: We ate it in the past week. Lamb chops, turkey. Do we even eat turkey? [01:18:56] Speaker A: No. [01:18:57] Speaker B: I don't know, dude. Box. [01:19:06] Speaker A: I, I, I'm, I'm checked out on this list. It doesn't make any sense. [01:19:10] Speaker B: All right, guys, give us the last. [01:19:11] Speaker C: Last two french fries. [01:19:14] Speaker B: Oh, well, that's bad. That's a side. [01:19:17] Speaker C: That's not what you were looking for. [01:19:19] Speaker A: That's not a like fried chicken. [01:19:22] Speaker B: Do we eat fried chicken? [01:19:23] Speaker C: They saw chicken. Is that not fried? [01:19:26] Speaker B: It is, but I said chicken. I said chicken fingers. [01:19:29] Speaker A: Said chicken. We said chicken fingers. We said chicken wings. That's fried chicken. That. [01:19:35] Speaker B: Yeah. You should have said. [01:19:36] Speaker A: Hey. [01:19:36] Speaker B: You should have said that. It was close when we said fried chicken. Chicken. Chicken fingers. [01:19:41] Speaker A: That's fried chicken. The only thing that'd be different is if like KFC where you get like thighs and breasts, but those are also all fried Popeyes. [01:19:55] Speaker C: This was the list. [01:19:58] Speaker B: I don't even know what he's talking about. [01:20:00] Speaker A: Dude. [01:20:01] Speaker B: Dead serious. I have no clue. [01:20:03] Speaker A: What pretty for that on your phone or him? Oh, yeah. [01:20:09] Speaker B: I don't even know what he's saying now. [01:20:10] Speaker A: I don't know. I don't know. [01:20:11] Speaker B: All right, so we got the worst list known to me and that's fine. [01:20:14] Speaker A: We got also the top 10 grossest high films as a franchise, which is. [01:20:20] Speaker B: That accurate for real? [01:20:22] Speaker A: Mine. [01:20:22] Speaker B: Oh, what are you doing on August 16th? Your mother asked me to do some stupid thing that I told her. [01:20:27] Speaker A: I. Oh, I'm doing it. [01:20:28] Speaker B: You're definitely doing it. What time are you going be to be back? [01:20:31] Speaker A: I don't know. Why? [01:20:34] Speaker B: Guys, we're supposed to be going to the fights if you want. [01:20:41] Speaker A: Where low. Ria Riviera. [01:20:43] Speaker B: Yeah, it's in Revere. [01:20:45] Speaker A: What is it? [01:20:46] Speaker B: It's Shay Wilcox fight. Going pulling the court. Guys. And we're supposed to be doing a podcast here beforehand, so that means you can't be in that podcast. [01:20:54] Speaker A: Oh, oh. [01:20:57] Speaker B: All because your mother wants to, like, rent out this donkey. What are you supposed to be doing? Some wedding. [01:21:01] Speaker A: I'm going to be taking Guido around the wedding with a saddle on with like beers and everything, like on him and he's going to be like serving. [01:21:12] Speaker B: So it's going to be all Corona's. [01:21:13] Speaker A: They're going to help and serve. I have no idea it's going to help serve. [01:21:19] Speaker B: Now, my question with you is this. [01:21:20] Speaker A: Is that people for cocktail hour. [01:21:22] Speaker B: Skyler came up to me and was like, this dog is not a walking. I mean, this donkey is not a walking donkey. Like, you can't just walk him around. It won't follow you like that. Do you agree with that sentiment or no? [01:21:34] Speaker A: I mean, she's like, he's super stubborn, in which he can be for sure. If she's like, he's not a walking donkey, I got to go up there on Monday and try and see if I can get him to, like, walk around and do stuff. I don't. [01:21:47] Speaker B: The. [01:21:47] Speaker A: The thing here is, I don't want. [01:21:50] Speaker B: You're gonna end up ruining someone's wedding. [01:21:51] Speaker A: I don't want to ruin anybody's wedding. I don't think he'll ruin anybody's wedding. [01:21:55] Speaker B: You think? I don't think he has to go. [01:21:57] Speaker A: Capacity. Exactly. I think the worst thing in the world is that he will stay still. It will not bother him that he has a saddle on with all those things on. He likes that. So. [01:22:15] Speaker B: Okay. He didn't give me an answer. He says he's watching a movie. Okay, so we don't know how many beefs Kelly sells in a day. We'll let you know we'll let you know in three weeks when we record. [01:22:25] Speaker A: Let you know. Know in the second. We'll let you know when the second act's over. Yeah. So we're gonna go. [01:22:30] Speaker B: Which. I haven't seen that. [01:22:32] Speaker A: What? [01:22:32] Speaker B: Fantastic Four, Mid. [01:22:36] Speaker A: Good movie. No, very good movie. Very good movie. [01:22:39] Speaker B: All right, so you're gonna go to this. You're gonna go to this wedding. Not to jump back and forth. You're gonna go to this wedding. You're just gonna hope that. You're just gonna. Are you dressing like a Mexican? You wearing a sombrero? I'm asking you, like, this isn't crazy. [01:22:51] Speaker A: Dude, would I dress in a sombrero? [01:22:53] Speaker B: I don't know. You have a donkey. You're giving out coronas. I mean, I know if I'm giving. [01:22:58] Speaker A: Out coronas, I could be. [01:22:59] Speaker B: Why else did you do. [01:23:00] Speaker A: I could be giving out cloud candies or. Or whatnot. I don't know what exactly we're giving out here, but whatever. It's me. It's Guido. And Skylar. [01:23:14] Speaker B: Skylar said she's not doing it. [01:23:15] Speaker A: Skylar said she's doing it. [01:23:17] Speaker B: Now she's doing it. [01:23:17] Speaker A: I talked to her yesterday. [01:23:19] Speaker B: Oh, okay. She's. She's changed her Mind she. [01:23:21] Speaker A: Because she was like, you got to come up to the house with. For the donkey. I'm like, why? So she's. By all means. Is she not. Is she very happy that she'll be fine? We're getting paid a goofy amount of money to do it, so. [01:23:35] Speaker B: I know weddings, they just. You just pay money for the dumbest shit. Like that is really a dumb thing. [01:23:40] Speaker A: So I wonder how much my mother did charge them. Did she say. [01:23:44] Speaker B: She didn't tell me. [01:23:45] Speaker A: I don't know if Scott, like, mentioned it to you. I got told how much I would be making off it, so I'm gonna imagine that would cost pretty. A large amount of money. A way larger amount of money than I would be willing to pay for a fucking donkey to walk around for an hour, beers attached to it. Is it aesthetically cool? Yes. [01:24:03] Speaker B: Well, I did hear that the pulling the court guys, right, they want to hire you for their Patreon party. Either the Patreon party or the Halloween party to bring in the donkey and hand out beers. But you have to dress like a Mexican. You have to wear the imp sombrero. You have to wear the. [01:24:17] Speaker A: I would do that. That's fine. I'll even dress Guido up. [01:24:21] Speaker B: They actually didn't mention that, but now that they're gonna hear this, they're gonna be like, yes, we're in. We're in. Finico. [01:24:26] Speaker A: You know, the Halloween that they had, they throw, like a. Did they tell you about this Halloween party? Yeah, they throw a banger on Halloween. So they do like this on my birthday. [01:24:36] Speaker B: I know it's on October 4th. [01:24:37] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. [01:24:39] Speaker B: You're gonna. You might have other things planned. [01:24:41] Speaker A: You know, I might out. Well, guess what? I might show up there and get black o drunk. Or. Or I'll just be home with my phone turned off because my birthday. That's. That's. That's. That's where I'm at. [01:24:55] Speaker B: So I will say you are mentally unstable because at one point, you were gonna go to your. Your ex's house and wait outside of. [01:25:01] Speaker A: Her house and be like, boo, Boo, you want to go to Puerto Rico? I. I thought. I thought about it. I thought about it just for, Like, I was just like, come on, let's just turn the drama up to 11. Like, let's just get things. Let's let things get interesting. It's been. It's been quite stale. Yes. I didn't answer you. And yes, that probably mentally and psychologically was the best, most mature thing I've ever, ever done. But do I Want to double back and do something stupid? [01:25:29] Speaker B: Sure, yeah, why not? [01:25:32] Speaker A: But nah, I don't. [01:25:33] Speaker B: I mean, honestly, I'm gonna call, I'm. [01:25:35] Speaker A: Gonna call you as soon as I'm done doing that. I'm gonna regret doing that. [01:25:38] Speaker B: Well, it would be probably better content for that. Or if I just never told you about the rail id. That's my fault. [01:25:43] Speaker A: Oh yeah, that's right. I gotta get on that. I gotta get on that. [01:25:47] Speaker B: You get your real id? [01:25:49] Speaker A: Yeah. So it's not a new id. I just gotta get like the new form of an id. So. But like, what if I brought that in my passport? [01:25:57] Speaker B: You have to bring your like a birth certificate. There's like a whole bunch of. You better call them and find out. Look it up online. [01:26:03] Speaker A: That's good. [01:26:04] Speaker B: It's like how to get. [01:26:06] Speaker A: Good, good, good, good, good. [01:26:12] Speaker B: Just a little more stress added to you. [01:26:14] Speaker A: Yeah, I don't even know if I want to make like another video though. And like say like, I. I still have the ticket and all that, so it's legit less than a month away. [01:26:22] Speaker B: Well, I would make, maybe make one more video. Be like, hey, the couple people that I had lined up fell through. You know, one girl won't even swear. [01:26:31] Speaker A: Loser. [01:26:33] Speaker B: So this is the last ditch effort. 24 hours. Otherwise I'm going to make the worst mistake of my life and I'm going to go to my ex's house. [01:26:43] Speaker A: I think that's actually like, I don't know, maybe because it's me and I'm delusional. I just think that was like super funny the way that you, you put that like just like look in the camera. Just like. [01:26:53] Speaker B: Yeah, that's a. [01:26:53] Speaker A: Well, to be honest, I'm going to make like the most regrettable decision in my life. So please, someone interfere with. Please, please somebody. [01:27:00] Speaker B: Like you're essentially begging them. [01:27:02] Speaker A: I don't want to do that either. I'm not. I don't want to. [01:27:04] Speaker B: You've already done it six times. It felt very beggy anyways. It feels beggy, but it doesn't matter. Who cares? [01:27:11] Speaker A: I care. That sounds terrible. I was just trying to find. Find someone cool to go to the co concert with that. I didn't know already. [01:27:18] Speaker B: Yeah, I did. [01:27:20] Speaker A: That's all you want to talk about. Good content. That would be good content. Just going with a complete stranger. Oh, that felt great. [01:27:40] Speaker B: Hold on a second. [01:27:41] Speaker A: Dude. Shout out to the Tik Tok shop. This Sean Taylor shirt is gas. [01:27:48] Speaker B: What the is going on? One of my deliveries didn't come in I'm gonna have to murder somebody. Hold on. Let me just check this real fast. [01:27:55] Speaker A: Hold on. Hopefully it's a proper nar flower. [01:27:59] Speaker B: Oh, it is. That is the. Listen, happens supply chain. You know, stuff happens. Certain flour, you. You get a little change of flour, a little different protein content. My orders. Order status. Okay, next stop. Coming. All right. Yeah, we're all good. We're all good. I panic for no reason, guys. All right, so I don't know where this podcast is going. Probably nowhere. It's been going nowhere for, like, would. [01:28:36] Speaker A: You say, two times three years, our podcast? Yeah. [01:28:41] Speaker B: Yeah. But we have a fun time doing it. It's, like, therapeutic to us. I don't give a. If nobody listens to this podcast again. We got some dead weight off the podcast, clearly. Actually, they took themselves off the podcast. Like, let's not lose that side effect. [01:28:54] Speaker A: Yeah. Imagine if people, like, finally alive. Imagine if people got cancer. If cancer just was like, I'm done with this body. I'm trying to dip. That's what happened. Instead of us going to get chemo, we didn't even have to do that. [01:29:06] Speaker B: I didn't follow that, not one bit. But I know he's right. I didn't follow it, but I know you're right. See on your left, that's. [01:29:14] Speaker A: That's a good. That's a good quote. That's a good quote. That's why this guy stays at the top. On your left. On your left. Yeah, we did do a lot of rambling, Jambling as a podcast as a whole, as a. As a team. Do we have to maybe cooperate a little bit? Better. But we have a good idea now. We're each going to bring a conspiracy theory. [01:29:35] Speaker B: Oh, this is a fact. [01:29:36] Speaker A: Yes. [01:29:37] Speaker B: Are we actually going to see this through? [01:29:39] Speaker A: We. Yeah, we. We. We, as a team, we have to do some sort of work. Like, we text each other like, hey, we recording this week? And we say yes, and then that's that. We don't, like, ever talk. Like, hey, maybe we should have a little bit of a structure. Because, like, I'm always been big on structure, but God knows I have not even come close to bringing that full force as. As long as we've been a duo. [01:30:03] Speaker B: So I will say I've been. [01:30:05] Speaker A: Is there something on your camera or something on my face? Dude, I can't figure it out. Look, watch, watch, watch, watch. See? See it? [01:30:13] Speaker B: It's probably on my screen. It's right on my screen. [01:30:15] Speaker A: Good. It's on your screen. It's good. [01:30:17] Speaker B: All right, buddy, stop Stop even looking at the camera for you do something stupid. [01:30:20] Speaker A: Where can I before we can't wait. [01:30:22] Speaker B: To get laid out in football this week. [01:30:24] Speaker A: Oh, football tryouts. [01:30:26] Speaker B: No, he's already. We're already up. We're already doing it. [01:30:28] Speaker A: We're already just like you already teamed up. [01:30:30] Speaker B: There's no pads yet. You know what I mean? [01:30:32] Speaker A: The. [01:30:33] Speaker B: In the first 10 hours you can't be in pads. It's some gay rule that is like so stupid. But like conditioning pretty much first for the first like five practices. Because you can't do more than two hour practices. No two days. [01:30:46] Speaker A: Oh my God, dude. No way. There's no 2A days off. We could get into this, but it's fine. It's all right. We can save it for the next one. It's football season. Is is among us. [01:30:57] Speaker B: I don't know how people do practice. I've been hearing from other teams that they don't even tackle anymore in practice. [01:31:02] Speaker A: Okay, let me just put this to you. [01:31:04] Speaker B: I don't understand that. [01:31:05] Speaker A: That's like me sparring only one or two times then going into a boxing match. I highly recommend that you tackle as much as you can before you go into a game and get tackled. [01:31:14] Speaker B: You could do it in controlled situations where you're still learning and you just. You pair them up correctly, I think is the way to go. We don't just have some monster just barreling into somebody. Yeah, well, he picked at himself. [01:31:30] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:31:30] Speaker B: We had this kid that was like kind of like a space cadet a little bit like he's just out there. It's a great kid. And he. We were playing like this duck, duck goose game. I think I've told you this before. Have I told the duck, duck goose story before here? [01:31:41] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. Someone like came over and like laid down. [01:31:44] Speaker B: This is what he's talking about. That this kid was just spacecan just touched like the. Basically the baddest on the team in terms of hitting. [01:31:51] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:31:51] Speaker B: And he just like laid them out. I. I swear to God. The kid, I don't even know. He just disappeared off the face of the planet. We don't know where he is. I've been trying to call him to come back. I think he's dead. [01:32:00] Speaker A: Oh, that's terrible, dude. You think the kid got like shell shocked? [01:32:04] Speaker B: No, he came back like a couple weeks after. But for real though, I can't. [01:32:08] Speaker A: Never the same. [01:32:09] Speaker B: I can't get in touch with the kid, like the numbers like done. I'm like trying to reach out to this kid because he's a great kid. [01:32:15] Speaker A: That sucks, dude. [01:32:18] Speaker B: You picked your own poison. [01:32:19] Speaker A: You picked it. Now, if some kid was like, yo, I want to see if, like, this kid's really as bad as he. Like, let's go. You know, you play a game. The game of life is playing stupid games win stupid prizes. Okay? So whatever. If this space cadet wanted to tussle with the big, bad bull, then you got to tussle with the big, bad bull. I've been there. I got put on my ass. You get up and you're like, all right, man. Word. [01:32:46] Speaker B: The coaches used to do it. [01:32:47] Speaker A: That guy's on my team. That's what I would say. I'm like, that guy's on my team. Word. [01:32:52] Speaker B: Coaches used to do. I only played one year high school, and the coach used to just, like, put the annoying kid dude. And just, like, put him out there and just be like, hit a massage. You can typically try to, like, hit that. [01:33:04] Speaker A: Typically. The kid that would talk back and thought that he knew everything and all that would get just wasn't paying. Lined up. Would get lined up. Or put in a position where the coaches definitely knew. Hey, if we do this alleyway. So they used to be an alley drill. I'm pretty sure you've seen Saquon, like, run this drill. They used to run the straw all the time. Like, Saquon, like, hurdled the guy. It's a lineman. Another lineman. So one v. One on the DN line. There is a linebacker behind that lineman. [01:33:34] Speaker B: Yeah. We still do this drill, Right? [01:33:36] Speaker A: Okay. And you line up the pads, and there's just an alley. [01:33:39] Speaker B: Yep. [01:33:39] Speaker A: So it's either the. [01:33:41] Speaker B: And you make it a tight. [01:33:42] Speaker A: The blocker is told. The blocker is told. You're going to either block. They. They're learning to block right or block left. And then you are running and then that. Yeah, me in the middle. That's what I would. I would do if I had a punk. If I had a punk kid, I'd be like. I'd be like, awesome. Like, awesome, you know? Jerome, you're up. My kid. Get in there. [01:34:07] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:34:08] Speaker A: Have at. [01:34:08] Speaker B: It does teach the kids, dude. [01:34:10] Speaker A: It definitely does. That's why I. I hope to get into coaching sooner than. Than later. [01:34:15] Speaker B: Come on. Come in. You can coach whenever you want. Get your real id. Get your. [01:34:20] Speaker A: Get my real id. Get my real id. I would get the kids fired up, get them ready to go. Get them ready to run through a wall. [01:34:27] Speaker B: But she be the pep talk guy. [01:34:31] Speaker A: Oh, dude, I'd be super motivating. Everybody would love Coach Nico like without a doubt. [01:34:36] Speaker B: I don't know what she's doing over there. It seems like she's crackling thing. I think that's our sign to just go. I feel like this because there's going to be some getting done over there. [01:34:43] Speaker A: Yeah, that's it. Chrissy is now about to pull out everything in the fridge. Make a 18 course meal. Yes, that contributes of eggs, pancakes, perhaps bacon. This looks like cereal. [01:34:57] Speaker B: What does he want? Cereal Right now you couldn't have got your own cereal? He's just been sitting there staring at. [01:35:01] Speaker A: Us for an hour. [01:35:02] Speaker B: Plus the kid makes his own scrambled eggs and he can't even make cereal. [01:35:08] Speaker A: What? [01:35:09] Speaker B: He wasn't hungry? [01:35:10] Speaker A: You weren't hungry? Yeah, right. Always hungry when you fill up before. [01:35:13] Speaker B: The rose beefs come. [01:35:15] Speaker A: Yep, yep, that's right. [01:35:18] Speaker B: No tre for you kid. [01:35:19] Speaker A: And on that note, we're going to go get some beefs. Peace out. We'll try and get this ship on the road. If you think that you're going to get any podcast clips from this ep from this podcast in general, not just this episode. [01:35:32] Speaker B: Never happen. [01:35:33] Speaker A: It will never happen. [01:35:34] Speaker B: Just cuz you're asking for them. Keep it clean you fucking. [01:36:05] Speaker A: Sam.