Ep. 103 | Slam Poetry

[00:00:46] Speaker A: Okay. No, what you do? [00:00:47] Speaker B: Last night I worked. You saying like after work. What did I do? [00:00:54] Speaker A: Have you guys been busy the past couple nights? [00:00:57] Speaker B: Yeah, I mean last night we were definitely busy. [00:01:00] Speaker A: Dude, all we've gotten is two tops. It's crazy. [00:01:04] Speaker C: Oh, Sue's coming out. [00:01:05] Speaker A: Coming the past two nights. I feel like that's legitimately people be all that has come in has been twos. That's it. [00:01:14] Speaker C: People be. I like those two tops of all who came in yesterday. Mark Lewis came in. [00:01:22] Speaker B: Michael just came in. Yeah. [00:01:24] Speaker A: Nice use your podcast equipment. Sorry, I just had to throw that up there. [00:01:33] Speaker C: Jermaine Wiggins smoke it. Spoken to that microphone. Nico, I know you love to suck ball players off. [00:01:43] Speaker B: I. I served Jermaine Wood. [00:01:46] Speaker C: Is he. Would you consider him? I think he had a better career than you would think he had. He had a couple good seasons with Minnesota. [00:01:53] Speaker B: I mean I was. I was pretty young. [00:01:56] Speaker C: A couple 70 catch seasons. That's pretty solid. [00:01:59] Speaker B: That's not bad. You gotta remember too back in the day they only played 16 games and. [00:02:05] Speaker C: It wasn't like as much offense as it is now. [00:02:10] Speaker A: No, not at all. [00:02:12] Speaker B: I'm also under the straight convinced of stop comparing Travis Kelsey to Rob Gronkowski because I honestly don't think it's close. [00:02:19] Speaker A: Might actually be better at this point. [00:02:21] Speaker C: You think Kelsey is better than Guang? [00:02:23] Speaker A: I don't know. I think he might be. [00:02:26] Speaker B: I don't even think it's close. [00:02:28] Speaker C: You think more touchdowns? You're saying Kelsey's better? [00:02:31] Speaker B: Yeah, I don't care, but I don't care. But I really. When it comes down. [00:02:33] Speaker A: Yeah, we have more receptions, more yards and more touchdowns now. [00:02:37] Speaker B: Only reason why though he also has played 25 more games. He has health. That is the only thing that I will give Travis Kelsey. He doesn't block. He's definitely not as big as an impact. [00:02:48] Speaker A: He's a wide receiver. He's not even a title. He's a wide receiver. [00:02:51] Speaker B: He's like. That's just one of those hybrids ass guys. [00:02:54] Speaker C: And Camille Caustic is better looking than Taylor Swift. Yeah, by like not even. [00:03:00] Speaker B: It's like peewees and pro level. [00:03:04] Speaker A: Right in the cat's face. [00:03:06] Speaker B: Right in their face. [00:03:07] Speaker C: She'll play with it, don't worry. [00:03:08] Speaker A: Are we rolling? [00:03:10] Speaker B: Yeah. Me rolling? [00:03:11] Speaker C: We've been rolling. [00:03:12] Speaker A: The boys are back. [00:03:14] Speaker B: The boys are back. [00:03:15] Speaker A: All three of them. [00:03:16] Speaker C: Everyone thought you quit. Everyone thought you quit. [00:03:18] Speaker A: I didn't quit. You guys. You guys. No, you didn't think I quit. [00:03:22] Speaker C: Yes, we did. You listen to the episode we thought you. [00:03:25] Speaker A: I didn't. [00:03:26] Speaker C: You didn't show up. [00:03:28] Speaker A: You guys switched back to back episodes. [00:03:30] Speaker C: No, it wasn't. [00:03:30] Speaker A: Last minute one episode I was sick, was I not? [00:03:34] Speaker C: We had a full conversation. How does Nico show up and you don't? [00:03:37] Speaker A: One episode I was sick. [00:03:39] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:03:40] Speaker A: The next episode we were supposed to record on one day and then you changed it. [00:03:44] Speaker C: Cuz you were panicking about me being. Having a little bit of a cold. [00:03:47] Speaker A: No, it was. Yeah, you. [00:03:49] Speaker C: I can't get sick. I can't call out of work. [00:03:52] Speaker A: Well, I couldn't. Your father would have fired me if I. If I fucking just bailed again. If I got sick just because I had the way it went. I went. I had gout, then I had. [00:04:05] Speaker B: That would have made an awkward holiday stretch. [00:04:07] Speaker A: A horrible gerd attack one after another. Then you were sick. [00:04:14] Speaker B: You know what I just remembered? [00:04:16] Speaker C: You could just man up to a sickness. You don't have to call out. [00:04:18] Speaker B: You know what? [00:04:19] Speaker C: You know, I went to work. [00:04:20] Speaker A: It's not. But I'm not sick. Like a cold sick. That's not what happens. [00:04:25] Speaker B: I will say. I will say, especially in this season, the one thing that I get mad the most is when people come to work sick. I'm just going to be honest. When it's blatant. Right. And we work in a small confined space. Typically where I'm at. [00:04:40] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:04:40] Speaker B: And there's like only eight of us that work. Nine. You're like running like a high chance that you're probably going to get like at least three people. Maybe two people. [00:04:50] Speaker C: Yeah. But yeah, they get in sick anyways. Just come to work. Just work. If you can work. [00:04:54] Speaker B: You can work if you're sick visibly. And I. And like if you're sneezing while, like if you have to like take a second to sneeze, then to get the drinks that you just. [00:05:02] Speaker A: Yeah. And then you wipe in your nose. [00:05:05] Speaker B: I'm gonna lean over the service bar and maybe throw a right hook at you. [00:05:09] Speaker A: You're wiping your nose because you're snorting everywhere. It's like no one wants to deal with. [00:05:13] Speaker B: Gross. We do the same thing here. We're in a close proximity. People show up sick, AKA Justin, and then get everybody sick. [00:05:19] Speaker A: Which I was trying to avoid. [00:05:21] Speaker B: Right. And then the. That's just. That's just a good example of. [00:05:24] Speaker A: And I didn't know I had Covid. I just thought I had a little cold. [00:05:27] Speaker B: It's just like. I just. I just didn't know I had a sickness. I thought it was a sinus. Infection. [00:05:33] Speaker A: I did. I legitimately came in, was like, no, I just got a sinus infection because I, like, couldn't breathe. [00:05:38] Speaker C: I still don't even think you should. If you can. If you can physically get somewhere and you're half decent. I get what you're saying. Like, if you're, like, fucking draining and you're serving food, that's different. Like, if you're fucking leaking mucus everywhere, that's different. [00:05:52] Speaker A: Yeah, well, it doesn't help that your wife is telling me that you. You can't even get out of bed, and you fucking look like you're dying. I go, I'm not going anywhere near. [00:05:59] Speaker C: She's dramatic. I still went to work. [00:06:02] Speaker A: Well, she. You know how your wife is. Obviously, it's your wife. [00:06:05] Speaker B: I was here, right? Yeah. [00:06:07] Speaker C: You. [00:06:07] Speaker A: You are the one that hates people getting sick, though. [00:06:10] Speaker B: I fucking hate it. He wasn't sick, though. He was, like, on the back end. He. You would have been good. I would have left if he was, like, really. If he was, like, really sick. [00:06:18] Speaker A: Yeah. But I also have an infant at home. I'm not trying to bring a sickness into my house. The poor kid just had covert and suffered. [00:06:26] Speaker B: You gave your kids Covid. [00:06:28] Speaker A: Yeah. Well, listen, I think Sabrina gave us both covered. To be honest, I blame her because she's the one that went to a concert, like, four days before that. [00:06:39] Speaker C: I mean, are we. Are we still even? Like, it's cold. I don't even think we should mention the word covert ever again. Yeah, I think it should ever be mentioned. Like, all it is is the flu, if that. [00:06:51] Speaker B: You know what's crazy? I don't think you'll ever shake that. [00:06:53] Speaker A: No, that's it. [00:06:54] Speaker B: I don't think you'll ever get it. Like, you'll ever. You'll never leave it. It's made so much of an impact that people would rather say that they have Covid than that they have a. [00:07:00] Speaker C: Cold so they don't look like a. What you're saying? [00:07:05] Speaker B: Yeah, Like, I think. Yeah, that's a good point. If you call out of working, you're like, I got Covid. They're like, oh, wow, you have Covid. Holy shit. [00:07:14] Speaker C: I have this. That. It works for basically everybody. If you don't test for Covid, you never get Covid. [00:07:21] Speaker A: Yeah. So that's true. [00:07:23] Speaker C: It just. It works for everybody. So I've been done testing for, like, two or three years now. I'm done with it. [00:07:30] Speaker B: Good trick. That is. That is. [00:07:32] Speaker C: You can call people selfish, or you could just say, listen, if you feel so shitty you can't leave your house, stay in your house. Otherwise proceed to give you what you. [00:07:42] Speaker A: Need, but to hop on to plead a case for myself. Do you think I would just quit and not tell you? That's crazy. [00:07:49] Speaker C: Well, you just didn't show up. It was bad. [00:07:51] Speaker A: No, no, no. If anything, I would have. Listen, you know my personality. I would quit in a blow up. I would be more likely to quit mid podcast than just not show up. [00:08:03] Speaker C: I would agree with that. [00:08:04] Speaker B: We've seen. [00:08:04] Speaker C: We've seen. [00:08:05] Speaker A: That is my. That's my mo. So yeah, you got. [00:08:09] Speaker C: I would agree with that. [00:08:10] Speaker A: There's no way I would just. Just disappearance of the night. [00:08:14] Speaker C: Yeah, you got to make a scene anyway. [00:08:15] Speaker A: Yeah, it's. That's how I am. Like there's. I would. I thrive making scenes. So there's no way I would not be making a scene to. [00:08:24] Speaker C: Well, I would say it comes down from a lineage of. Of family members who make scenes. [00:08:29] Speaker A: I mean, how can I not? Yeah, it's like in my DNA. [00:08:32] Speaker C: Yeah. You know, that was just normal. [00:08:35] Speaker A: It's just. It's another Tuesday. Try going out to dinner anyway with my parents any night of the week. It ended up in a fist fight between them. 100%. That's crazy. [00:08:49] Speaker C: The best. [00:08:51] Speaker A: But it's like. [00:08:52] Speaker C: So you didn't quit the podcast that. We've got that on the. On the. [00:08:55] Speaker A: Yeah, obviously I wouldn't. First of all, I wouldn't quit. I'm not like a quitter. [00:08:59] Speaker C: On a scale of 1 to 10, how mad are you that no one went to your birthday? [00:09:02] Speaker A: I'm not mad. I was never mad. That's you guys all I'm asking about it. [00:09:08] Speaker C: I'm asking questions. No one went to your birthday. No one wanted to see the terrifier, which is fine. You planned it a month before and not one person went. [00:09:15] Speaker A: Not one person went. Well, Tommy and Eddie went. [00:09:18] Speaker B: But that's great. That's it. That's all that ended up. [00:09:21] Speaker C: How did you know? [00:09:22] Speaker A: Dude, I bought 11 tickets. [00:09:24] Speaker B: I said, literally, you told me from the beginning. I wasn't even in the initial grouping of it, which I wasn't upset about in the slightest. But I did also say. [00:09:34] Speaker A: I added to the group chat. [00:09:35] Speaker B: You did add me to it, but I also did say off the rip. I will. I cannot. I will not be there. I said, I will not be there. So that was the most. I'm cool with that person up front. [00:09:43] Speaker C: Marco too. Marco was up front. [00:09:45] Speaker A: So up front. [00:09:46] Speaker B: Like, I can't everybody Else, you, Albert. [00:09:49] Speaker A: You'Re the only one with the legitimate excuse. Everyone else, they don't have one. I don't care what they say. I was not mad. The problem was, is if I knew nobody wanted to go, which everyone can tell me, no, we wanted to go. Yeah, whatever you fucking say, you wanted to go, you would have been there. [00:10:08] Speaker C: They didn't want to go. [00:10:09] Speaker A: Exactly. If everybody wanted to go, it didn't want to go. Tell me ahead of time. I'm not going to get my feelings hurt. I'm either A, going to pick a different movie that everybody wants to see because I'm not selfish, or B, don't. [00:10:23] Speaker B: Know about that first one. [00:10:24] Speaker C: That's. [00:10:24] Speaker A: I'm not selfish. When have I ever been self. [00:10:26] Speaker B: I mean, organizing a birthday party is. [00:10:29] Speaker C: Selfish on its own. [00:10:30] Speaker A: No, it's not by definition. Listen, here's the thing. Here's the thing, Nico is. With the job that I have, I very rarely get to do the family hangouts. It's very rare for me. [00:10:43] Speaker B: Yeah, that's. That's true. [00:10:44] Speaker A: Now that I have a kid and stuff, I want to be able to do that. So it was a perfect excuse to be able to get all my family together, my cousins, to be able to go out. [00:10:53] Speaker B: I kind of was similar in the same sense my. With my birthday. I used that as an excuse to see my friends. But, I mean, nobody did exactly. We just did a j. We just did a little Jake and Joe's. [00:11:01] Speaker A: So all my friends are all fucking married and have kids and do all their. Everyone's doing their own thing. So, like, my family is like my friends now. That's just how it is. So I would have. The reason I was upset is because if everybody told me no, I would have went out the night before with me and Sabrina and Santino, had a nice dinner. I didn't get to do a birthday dinner. I didn't get to do any of that. So that's why I was upset. [00:11:28] Speaker C: Well, that's number one. That's your own problem. You should just be going out anyways. With youth, very few. [00:11:33] Speaker B: Wait a minute. I seen you standing up on a job. What do you mean? You weren't at that? I see you up standing up on a chair, swinging a nap. [00:11:40] Speaker C: Oh, yeah, that's right. [00:11:41] Speaker B: He was like a. [00:11:42] Speaker A: That was at work. I was working. [00:11:44] Speaker C: And the cakes in front of him. [00:11:45] Speaker B: First of all, yo, Justin, I had zero kids, Nico and I. [00:11:50] Speaker A: That was, first of all, me swinging the napkin. [00:11:53] Speaker B: 30. This man was swinging. Swinging napkins. [00:11:57] Speaker C: He did. [00:11:57] Speaker B: He did something Like a. [00:11:58] Speaker A: That was for Skylar. If you know anything and watch the video. That cake was in front of Skylar. Came in for her birthday dinner there. I was working. [00:12:07] Speaker B: What was. But did you project a quote, maybe upstairs on the second floor? That's in the video. It's actually. [00:12:14] Speaker C: It's my birthday. Yeah. He says in the video. Yeah. [00:12:16] Speaker B: Does he say. You say it's. [00:12:17] Speaker A: I said, yeah. I said, someone's playing a chess. [00:12:20] Speaker B: Someone's playing a trump. [00:12:22] Speaker A: Yeah, because it was for her. It was for her. That's why I said, it's not even your birthday. It's my birthday and they're celebrating yours. And so. [00:12:29] Speaker B: Even so. And he just said in the same sentence, I'm not selfish. [00:12:34] Speaker C: Yeah, it's crazy. I usually forgot about that. [00:12:41] Speaker B: Put that stamp. I could. I. I can't. [00:12:44] Speaker A: But I said I'm not selfish. It wasn't even. I. All I did is said, it's not even your birthday. [00:12:49] Speaker B: What's even actually more selfish than saying it's not your birthday. It's my birthday is having two cakes for a kid that's got. Easy. [00:12:56] Speaker C: Well, the two cakes. Well, he didn't buy the cake himself. [00:12:58] Speaker A: I didn't even know Sabrina brought them. [00:13:00] Speaker B: He's got. He's got six. He's got 17,000 sicknesses. [00:13:04] Speaker A: Was it your wife? [00:13:04] Speaker B: He's got two cakes. [00:13:05] Speaker A: Who else brought the other cake? [00:13:07] Speaker C: I don't know. Maybe my wife got one. [00:13:08] Speaker B: Can you imagine that? You had two motherfucking cakes. All I wanted was a Cavell cake. My family thinks I'm fucking cake. [00:13:13] Speaker A: But to really just hammer this point down. [00:13:16] Speaker B: I have another selfish point, actually. Back to birthdays after this one. [00:13:19] Speaker A: I. Listen, the way Sabrina's schedule works is if. If on that Tuesday when we were going to go to the movies, she didn't get out till almost six o'clock at night. [00:13:30] Speaker B: Right. She seemed a little pissed. [00:13:32] Speaker A: My. My plans would have been completely. I would have been fine. Listen, everyone tell me. No, everyone tell me. I have no interest in the movie. I would say, hey, we can either see something else, but if. If it's too hard for everyone to get out, that's fine. I would have got. I would have went out on Monday, the night before, with either me, Sabrina and Santino, or I would have got a babysitter. Because it's like me and her don't really get to go out like that. So I. That's why I was upset more about that than nobody showing. [00:14:03] Speaker B: I mean, it's, It's. It's fair. It's Fair. [00:14:06] Speaker A: And that's the God's honest truth. I swear. Hand up to Nana. And you should be doing both. [00:14:11] Speaker C: You should have went out for dinner with just you and your wife and. [00:14:15] Speaker A: Yeah, I know, but do you think I just have, like, mad money like that to do that? [00:14:19] Speaker C: You can go anywhere. You go to fucking Taco Bell. [00:14:22] Speaker B: Oh, speaking of which, you could probably never go to them, you know, you should probably never go. Well, the Main Street Tap House Fucking Grill, whatever the fuck that is. Wakefield, it's like, it used to be an old place, but now it's a. [00:14:34] Speaker A: You want to go to Wakefield, you got to go to Tonal, man. [00:14:38] Speaker B: I wanted to do one thing. My dad calls me. He's like, hey, man. He's like, I want to get. [00:14:43] Speaker C: I can't think of. [00:14:44] Speaker B: He's like, I want to get together for your birthday. All right, no problem. Hey, do you have an idea of where you'd like to go? Maybe All Seasons. I said, nope. Stop right there. Stop. I'm not going to All Seasons table, and I'm not going to. [00:14:57] Speaker C: That's your fault. All Seasons table is delicious and so. [00:14:59] Speaker A: And your father loves All Seasons. My father will look, fanny. [00:15:04] Speaker B: Absolutely delicious. [00:15:06] Speaker A: It is. [00:15:06] Speaker B: Dad. Chill out. We go there. Well, I just don't like going to the same place every time. Okay, relax. [00:15:12] Speaker A: You want to try something and then. [00:15:13] Speaker B: Hold on. It's my. Let. Let me. You know what? Here's my two cents. Here's my two cents. Let's go to Pokari's. I'm craving the pizza. Let's just go there. Chill out. Not even 30 minutes later, my phone's fucking ringing. It's fucking it. It's Kelly from Wage Weight Watchers. Mock fucking dick bag. Hey, man. So dad told me you want to go to Pocari's. And, like, I'm on this awakened 180 and, like, I can't really eat anything there, which is a complete fucking lie. You can eat anything there. Like, if you could go to. If he's like, well, not Santopios, Mike. I didn't even get into it. [00:15:50] Speaker C: I went to Pokari's last night just to let you know. [00:15:52] Speaker B: You just pissed me off by saying that. [00:15:54] Speaker C: I swear to God, I did. I should. [00:15:56] Speaker B: Anyways, Marco talked me out of going to Pokaris to go to this place that. Let me tell you, it was so fucking bad. And to drive to Wakefield to, like, go to a place like that, where I could have just went to the six to one, which would have been way better. I'm Just like, I was so upset, and now for that, it's my own fault because I let Marco win. [00:16:15] Speaker C: Why would you. Why would. First of all, that is the most selfish thing in the planet for someone to try to talk someone out of their own birthday. [00:16:24] Speaker B: That's. [00:16:24] Speaker A: That's crazy. [00:16:25] Speaker C: That's crazy. [00:16:25] Speaker B: That was. That's, like, ultimately the most. That's even more selfish. [00:16:29] Speaker C: We've all been on diets and shit like that. [00:16:31] Speaker A: Like, you can go anywhere in the world and find something to eat, no matter what diet you're on. [00:16:36] Speaker B: They have salad. Pocari's has fucking more options than Santa. [00:16:40] Speaker A: Have a wedge salad, which he's obsessed with. Yeah, they probably have wings. [00:16:45] Speaker C: I don't know. Okay, so I was there last night. They don't have wings, but they. [00:16:48] Speaker A: Meatballs. He can eat meatballs. [00:16:50] Speaker C: Sausage, peppers and onions. [00:16:52] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, they definitely have a sausage dish. So you definitely could have eaten somewhat healthy at Pocari. [00:16:58] Speaker C: Yes. [00:16:59] Speaker A: So what did he order? What did he order at wherever you went? [00:17:03] Speaker C: There's a place in Winfield. [00:17:05] Speaker B: Steak tip salad. Like, oh, my God. [00:17:07] Speaker A: Yeah, they probably have that. [00:17:09] Speaker B: But that place. This place fucking sucked. When I say, like, I got baked shrimp with lamb tips. When I tell you I couldn't even eat the lamb. It was way overcooked. And then the fucking. The shrimp, you couldn't even see. It just looked like a pile of breadcrumbs. [00:17:26] Speaker C: I'm pretty sure the place I went. We were in Wakefield for, like, a travel game for baseball. I think it's called Public Kitchen. [00:17:34] Speaker A: We went there. [00:17:34] Speaker B: That place isn't. [00:17:35] Speaker A: I went there. Public Kitchen. [00:17:36] Speaker C: Public Kitchen. [00:17:37] Speaker A: They have a really good burger. [00:17:39] Speaker C: Tacos. Yeah, right there. That's where you should go on Wakefield. [00:17:41] Speaker B: We went there before. We went there before. I just. [00:17:44] Speaker C: Like, me. [00:17:45] Speaker B: No, I went there literally for a birthday. We went for, like, my sister's birthday. [00:17:49] Speaker A: They have a really good burger. [00:17:51] Speaker B: That place isn't bad. If someone offered that place. [00:17:54] Speaker C: Yeah. Probably would have been done. [00:17:55] Speaker B: I probably should have said, yeah. I look at the pitches. Pitches are deceiving. Like, this is the most. If Main Street Tap host is like an Instagram model, looks great in pitches in person. Absolute garbage. [00:18:11] Speaker C: We should. Honestly, I wish Marco was here just to be like, what's going through your head? Someone invites you to a birthday party. It's your brother. Why would you try to talk him out of going to Pokaris? [00:18:22] Speaker A: And here's another thing I don't even know. Did you get. You go to eat with your parents and your wife and your kid on Your birthday, yes or no? [00:18:31] Speaker C: Actually, not on my birthday. No, but. [00:18:32] Speaker A: Yeah, but you still went out for you. [00:18:34] Speaker C: No, we did. Like a dual one with my father and me. [00:18:36] Speaker A: Yeah, because you. But it's so close. You still celebrated your birthday. Nico, did you go over your. With your father? Your brother did your sister? [00:18:43] Speaker B: Is this the. Is this gonna turn into, like, my parents are dead? [00:18:47] Speaker A: No, that's exactly where. It's not my argument. [00:18:49] Speaker C: Yeah, it's going there. [00:18:51] Speaker A: No, this is not my argument. Let me finish my argument. Let me finish my argument. So you guys got to do it. So when I invite my family out and nobody shows, and now I'm the bad guy for me, and I'm. [00:19:03] Speaker C: No, I don't think anyone's. I don't think that. [00:19:05] Speaker B: I don't think you're a bad guy at all. I don't think. [00:19:07] Speaker C: I think it's funny that you planned your own birthday. [00:19:10] Speaker A: Yeah. Sabrina is mentally ill. She doesn't know. [00:19:14] Speaker C: It doesn't matter who you are with. You could be with the fucking press secretary for the President of the United States. [00:19:19] Speaker A: Yeah, but she's not think. No, she's. I plan everything, dude. In my house. That's just you planning the wedding. [00:19:25] Speaker C: That's just you. [00:19:26] Speaker A: Wow. [00:19:27] Speaker B: Really? [00:19:27] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:19:28] Speaker B: Damn. [00:19:29] Speaker C: How was that wedding you went to? [00:19:32] Speaker B: That was fucking unbelievable. You guys want to know what's even crazier, even crazy? Justin, do you have anything to finish? Because then I'm just going to go into that. [00:19:40] Speaker A: No, I'm good. [00:19:41] Speaker B: All right. Wedding was unbelievable. One thing that happened at this wedding that I've been at a few weddings, and I'm not trying to pat myself on the back, but I've never seen this before. Multiple people came up to me after. I'd never seen this before. Everyone goes about their stuff. I just want to point out there that the best man speech that was given by the person that I don't like, dj, was the worst best man speech I've ever heard in my life. It was like slam poetry by a retard. That was how it was explained throughout the course of everybody else. It was like slam poetry for retards. [00:20:14] Speaker A: Can we get an example? [00:20:15] Speaker B: Is it his brother's friend, not just his roommate, that he met through college? [00:20:19] Speaker A: Can we get an example of how. [00:20:21] Speaker B: Yeah. So he was like. There was one line that I just didn't agree with. So Dario was mother. And this is all respect to Dior. I'm just, you know, just telling the story. His mother's got als. She's had it for a While great lady. Known her growing up, he felt the need. This kid to describe. [00:20:36] Speaker A: Is this the lady that caught you. [00:20:38] Speaker B: Jerking off to describe? Nope. Just have a little respect. Imagine that. [00:20:42] Speaker C: It's not the same lady. [00:20:42] Speaker B: Not the same lady. He thought that it was right to explain about Dario. So, like, when he would explain him, he was like, he's got. He's got passion. And, like, so, like, every adjective that he yelled into the mic, he just, like, emphasized, like, to the point where the mic was like, he's got passion. I've never seen so much passion in a person. Dario, on his weight journey, he showed nothing but patience. Yeah, patience. [00:21:12] Speaker C: No, stop. [00:21:13] Speaker B: Swear to God. [00:21:14] Speaker C: I'm getting awkward now. [00:21:15] Speaker A: He's like, I'm getting a little uncomfortable. [00:21:17] Speaker B: He's like, listen, it's like, I seen Dyer go to the gym for two hours on his weight loss journey, then go care about his sick mother. And I'm like, is this fucking kid all right, bro? And he. And this was just a ramble fest for at least seven to 10 minutes. People are looking at. Everyone's yelling at me because I'm talking during the whole time. This kid's talking during the speech. Like, I'm halfway up the. I'm halfway up the floor. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. So we're at the table, and I'm just like, cynthia paid for our Cynthia. [00:21:47] Speaker C: Yeah, okay, Cynthia. [00:21:50] Speaker B: And my boy looks over and he's like, jill, Jill, Jill, I can hear you. I was like, I don't fucking care. I was like, this speech sucks. And so he finishes the speech, the whole nine yards, right? The other people get done with their speeches. Dario now has the microphone. Dario straight up grabs the mic, and he's talking. He's like, thank you for everybody coming here. I can't wait to have a good time. I think we brought the right people here to have a party. And speaking of which, where's Nico Luis? No bullshit. I swear to God. He's like, where's Nico Luisi? And I literally. I'm, like, sitting there at the table, and everyone's looking at me. So I fucking stand up, and I turn up, and I point my hand up, and he's like, you. He's like, you know what your job is tonight, right? And I just, like, gave him a thumbs up, and he was just like. He's like, love it. Life of the party right there. Everyone. Don't. Don't miss that kid. He's like. And then just went on to say a couple of other Things. And then we just got the night started. [00:22:46] Speaker A: You hated the speech that he included you in. [00:22:48] Speaker B: Dario said that. [00:22:50] Speaker A: No, okay, Dario, man. [00:22:51] Speaker B: Speech was the worst thing in the world. Dario then, like, did the closing. You know, husband gets up, says, hey, thank you for. But then also threw me in there. And I was just like, you know what, bro? Tip my cap. Said, I've been to a few weddings, I ain't never seen that before, and happened to be me camera guy. I can't wait till this video comes out. It was like, basically like I shot a music video. That's what I felt like. That's how much camera time I was on. I swear. And I. Do you dig it in very humbly. Very humbly. I had nothing to even say. I never even, like, tapped the guy and was like. Every time I got on the dance floor and started to dance, out of nowhere, this man was like, pan. You smashed my elbow. Panoramic. Like, straight up in my crotch. [00:23:31] Speaker C: Do you think it was a good time? Do you think it had anything to do with the gay tie you were wearing? That gay diamond tie? That wasn't even a tie. It looked like a bolo tie without the bolo. [00:23:39] Speaker B: It's called a brooch, for your information. [00:23:41] Speaker C: Yeah. I thought a brooch was on the right. You got a brooch on around your neck. [00:23:45] Speaker B: Brooches. Can you be used as pins up in the top? Yeah. Also, outside of dario best dressed, 100%. It's not even close. [00:23:55] Speaker C: Well, I mean, I had people make it funny. [00:23:58] Speaker A: Steve was there. [00:23:59] Speaker B: I had people, without a doubt, like, commenting the fuck out of me because I absolutely smashed that Charlie Hunnam get up. How do they know that was the inspiration? [00:24:08] Speaker A: How do they know Steve? How do they know Steve? [00:24:11] Speaker B: So Dario actually got me that conversation to have at Wicked with Steve. Steve is best friends with dj, who's also Dyer's good friend. That's from a mutual. [00:24:21] Speaker C: So the kid that you hate, that you're making fun of, his speech is. Is your boss's best friend. [00:24:25] Speaker B: Don't forget. Remember, came into Wicked Craft, called me a dick sucker. Oh, that's. [00:24:29] Speaker A: This is why you hate this kid. [00:24:31] Speaker C: He's not the dj. Yeah, that's right. We thought it was dj. We thought it's. It's the kid dj. [00:24:35] Speaker A: So this kid could have said anything and you probably would have still hated him. [00:24:39] Speaker B: Yeah, but Justin, Justin, I need a. I need a recording. I need. [00:24:45] Speaker A: I feel you. [00:24:46] Speaker B: I need you to listen. We just. Me and Al talked about this on the episode. [00:24:49] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:24:50] Speaker B: Short, brief and Something good to eat. Right? [00:24:52] Speaker A: That's all. [00:24:53] Speaker B: That's it. This year. [00:24:54] Speaker A: To party, not listen to you. [00:24:56] Speaker B: This was a ramp. This was a bad rambling session. It got out of hand. Now, if I'm not the only person to think like that, if I go across to the other side of the room and I said, hey, guys, what's going on? How we doing? They're like, literally, look up. They're like, did you hear that? I'm like, oh, yeah, don't worry, I heard about it. [00:25:12] Speaker C: So do you think the DJ was DJ and like, Steve will make it funny. A gay tie, though. [00:25:17] Speaker B: You can make fun of me all you want. I mean, I just. It looked flawless. [00:25:23] Speaker A: Did you see the kid looked flawless. I thought you looked pretty good, to be honest. You had the purple shoes on. [00:25:28] Speaker B: I'm definitely going to wear something similar to yours. [00:25:32] Speaker C: There's not going to be a wedding. [00:25:33] Speaker A: No, there's definitely going to be a wedding. [00:25:34] Speaker C: No one's going to his wedding. [00:25:36] Speaker A: Nobody will show up. I'll have it, but nobody will come. [00:25:38] Speaker B: I think that looks good, man. I think it looks good. [00:25:40] Speaker C: I just think the brooch looks super gay. Like, you look like you are on. [00:25:43] Speaker A: You look like you're kind of going to a Texas wedding. [00:25:46] Speaker C: You look like your brother. [00:25:47] Speaker B: 100%. A lot of people. People literally came up to me and was like, where's the strings? That's a bolo tie. That's awesome. I've never. I've never really seen that person. I said, well, it's not a bolo tie, so why don't you back the up and learn what you're talking. [00:25:58] Speaker A: You definitely look like you're going to a Texas wedding. It doesn't, but you look good. [00:26:02] Speaker C: That's a. That's. Grinder in Texas is what I would call. Yeah, like, that's a. That's a Texas. [00:26:06] Speaker B: In Texas. [00:26:07] Speaker C: That's a grinder pitcher. In Texas. [00:26:08] Speaker B: That's a grinder pitcher. Yes. No, that's a. [00:26:11] Speaker C: Which is seven dollar glasses. [00:26:13] Speaker B: That's crazy. Yeah, Also got compliments on those. Are those RDJ replicated glasses? Yeah, they actually are. Thank you very much. [00:26:21] Speaker C: No one. No one replicate. No one thing. [00:26:23] Speaker B: I wish I had a personal person. I wish I had a personal camera guy. I guess I basically did, but I didn't pay the guy. [00:26:29] Speaker C: Send me that picture. [00:26:31] Speaker B: What? What picture? Send me that picture. [00:26:32] Speaker A: What is your. What do you think? How long you think you're going to be doing a speech for? What's your, like, ideal time? Because he'll be doing My speech is this. [00:26:43] Speaker C: So are you officially asking me to be your best man? [00:26:46] Speaker B: Does that. What? [00:26:47] Speaker C: Yeah, because you never. You didn't ask. [00:26:48] Speaker A: Yeah, but you. That's implied. You already knew you were gonna. [00:26:51] Speaker B: I don't know that, but you usually get. Usually get something. Like a box. [00:26:55] Speaker A: I know. Well, I didn't give it to him yet. [00:26:57] Speaker C: Don't get me nothing. [00:26:58] Speaker A: No, I'm gonna. [00:26:59] Speaker C: I have anything. Send me. Send me that picture. [00:27:02] Speaker A: I'm gonna sit in the box. [00:27:03] Speaker C: I'm gonna text it to someone. [00:27:04] Speaker B: You can't even see what my shoes. [00:27:05] Speaker A: I'm gonna get you. [00:27:07] Speaker B: Those are all bedazzled. Those are, like, all diamond out. [00:27:10] Speaker A: I'm gonna get you an AMC gift card. But to. The question I'm asking is how long? Like, I don't know if there's a time. [00:27:20] Speaker C: It's more about if you're not rambling. So I don't think there's a time to it. I think it has to be like, if you're gonna go longer, you have to really be hitting on everything. [00:27:30] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:27:31] Speaker C: I don't know about a time. I think you kind of know it when you feel it like yours. I'll probably put 30 to 45 seconds. [00:27:36] Speaker A: That's what I figured. [00:27:37] Speaker C: That's it. [00:27:38] Speaker A: You know, like, theory is. I never thought this would happen. [00:27:42] Speaker B: Guys. [00:27:43] Speaker C: I can't believe he's marrying a white girl. Girl. [00:27:47] Speaker B: So whatever happens to that stripper. [00:27:49] Speaker A: Yeah, well, she is 3% Nigerian, so. [00:27:52] Speaker C: Is that true? [00:27:52] Speaker A: That is true. [00:27:53] Speaker B: How do you get the 3%? [00:27:55] Speaker A: Nico, did you see the thing I sent you? The. The Palais wedding thing? How sick was that? [00:28:00] Speaker B: Oh, I seen. I seen something like that before. I want. I want to do that at my. I actually, you know what? Never mind. I'm not that. [00:28:07] Speaker C: All right. So you straight up copied Charlie Hunam. [00:28:09] Speaker B: Yep. [00:28:11] Speaker A: He's actually going to be playing. So you're wearing a Halloween costume. [00:28:15] Speaker C: That's exactly what he's wearing. You're wearing a Halloween costume. [00:28:18] Speaker B: Hey, I'm wearing an inspiration. [00:28:20] Speaker A: You're wearing a Halloween. [00:28:21] Speaker C: This is bad, dude. This is bad. [00:28:23] Speaker B: How's that bad? You gup. [00:28:25] Speaker A: That's to a T. You're wearing a Halloween costume. [00:28:28] Speaker C: Yeah. You're wearing a Halloween costume. It's not even a good one either. Yeah, where'd you buy the. Is that an Amazon suit? That was like. [00:28:37] Speaker B: No, that's Men's Warehouse. I walked right in. That was on the mannequin. That ain't cheap. [00:28:41] Speaker A: So he. [00:28:42] Speaker B: Crazy suit rentals. I think they. I think they've inflated Suit rentals. [00:28:45] Speaker C: Oh, you rented the suit. [00:28:46] Speaker B: I did rent the suit. I didn't buy that. [00:28:49] Speaker A: He is actually playing Ed Gein. You know the show. [00:28:53] Speaker B: I don't know. I know people gonna say this. Yeah, he. So Charlie Hun's gonna play who presumably is actually the real life Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Do I have that? [00:29:02] Speaker A: Yeah, it's heading. [00:29:04] Speaker B: Yeah, very cool. I'm watch this. I'm watching now that I'll see what the lady that has Netflix. I'm watching so much Netflix. [00:29:14] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:29:14] Speaker B: I have five different shows going. I have two different. I have the not. I've knockouts on two different levels. Yeah, I love it. I'm on Nakos Mexico right now. [00:29:22] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:29:25] Speaker B: What? Oh, because the original Knocko's is fucking gwep. Yes, there's a Knocko's Mexico, dude. [00:29:30] Speaker C: Okay. [00:29:31] Speaker B: It's really not bad. I mean, if you let me. So then she was like, you should start actually watching Knocko's. Like that. The first one's better than that Mexican one. And it's fucking. They're all pretty good. I like. [00:29:41] Speaker A: I have been watching the Punisher. I just finished the first season. I never watched it. [00:29:46] Speaker C: You never watched the Punisher? [00:29:47] Speaker A: You never watched the first season's incredible second. Is it? [00:29:55] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:29:55] Speaker A: So I'm watching the Sam one, like, episode. [00:29:57] Speaker B: You ever watched Daredevil? [00:29:58] Speaker A: I'm in the middle of watching. I watched the first two seasons. I fell off on the third, but. [00:30:03] Speaker B: Okay. But you watched the first two seasons without watching the punishment. [00:30:08] Speaker C: Yeah, Punisher's first, isn't it? I mean, why isn't Daredevil season. [00:30:13] Speaker B: See. [00:30:13] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:30:14] Speaker B: Hold on. If you're watching season two of Daredevil. Yeah, he jumps. [00:30:17] Speaker A: I'm watching season one of Daredevil. I'm on episode like three. [00:30:22] Speaker B: Oh, I thought you said you. You've watched seasons one and two of. [00:30:24] Speaker C: But you don't recognize. [00:30:26] Speaker A: I did, but I didn't know she was the. [00:30:28] Speaker B: She's like the. [00:30:30] Speaker A: I recognize. [00:30:31] Speaker C: She's not blonde. She's. [00:30:32] Speaker A: She's a redhead. [00:30:34] Speaker C: She's the girl from True Blood. [00:30:35] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. [00:30:37] Speaker C: She's hot. [00:30:38] Speaker A: That's why I'm in the middle of watching both of those right now. [00:30:41] Speaker B: I think her name's Kate. [00:30:42] Speaker C: And so my question is, how are you and the girl doing? [00:30:46] Speaker B: We. We're good. [00:30:47] Speaker A: Any more hiccups? [00:30:49] Speaker B: No. [00:30:49] Speaker C: You've been calling her bro and you've been trying to tone down on that. I ask any more questions about. [00:30:53] Speaker A: Wait, have you been calling her bro when she called you out? [00:30:56] Speaker B: I didn't I didn't ask any more questions on it. [00:30:58] Speaker C: She said one of the reason why she dumped him is because you talked to him. Talk to her like she's a friend. Yeah. [00:31:03] Speaker A: You can't do that. [00:31:05] Speaker B: Yeah, thank you. Yep. I'm on that. I know, but that was the one that I said. Like, my bad. Like, I. But at least let me know and I can adjust. Like, I don't know. [00:31:14] Speaker A: You should know that. [00:31:15] Speaker B: Okay. All right, here we go. [00:31:17] Speaker A: She's not your side. [00:31:18] Speaker B: Didn't that we. Yeah. Thank you. [00:31:21] Speaker C: But I want to know what, like, what he was saying. I know he's saying she's not bro on her and stuff like that. [00:31:28] Speaker B: I wasn't like, bro, you. I wasn't like, yo, bro, you want to go get something to eat? Like, I've never said that. That. [00:31:33] Speaker A: Will you. Like, she say something? You'd be like, bro. [00:31:37] Speaker B: Or if she said something, I might have been like. Like. Like, dude, like, you're killing me. I don't know. I can't. Like, really, like. [00:31:44] Speaker C: Like, you gotta ask questions about this stuff because you're probably still doing it. [00:31:47] Speaker A: Like, if you don't ask questions, it's like, you don't know. [00:31:52] Speaker B: Got Halloween coming up. That's all I know. Halloween coming up this Saturday, and you're working. Be ready. [00:31:57] Speaker A: You're working. [00:31:58] Speaker B: I'm working Halloween. I picked up a shift. Yeah. [00:32:00] Speaker A: It's gonna be so slow, though. [00:32:02] Speaker C: You think so? [00:32:03] Speaker A: I think so. [00:32:03] Speaker C: I feel like it might be busy. [00:32:05] Speaker B: It was. I. I worked. I worked last Halloween by myself, and I made. I made pretty good money. [00:32:12] Speaker C: Well, it's. Yeah, it's a young crowd over there, so maybe they'll come in. Is he doing a little mini Halloween party, Like, best costume? [00:32:17] Speaker B: Yep. Giving him, like, 500 worth of gift cards like that to people. Yeah. So there's, like, a promotion for it, for sure. [00:32:25] Speaker C: So you guys. Are you adding Italian food over there? It seems like. [00:32:29] Speaker B: Yeah, man. So we did. We did, like, a menu. We redid our menu, like, at the beginning of a little bit, like, in the beginning of September, at the end of September into October. Yeah, we've added some stuff. We got more traditional, which is. Which is good. And it's been. It's been received really good. It is. Honestly, it is good. Like, it's. It's good. [00:32:49] Speaker C: Danny used to cook full of vitamia, right? [00:32:51] Speaker B: Yep. [00:32:51] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:32:51] Speaker B: Yep. So that's. [00:32:52] Speaker A: You guys have some interesting. Like, your plating is interesting. [00:32:57] Speaker B: How the. [00:32:58] Speaker C: Do you clean those boards? [00:32:59] Speaker A: I know. [00:33:00] Speaker B: Oh, my God, dude. I don't even Know, put them in the back and I don't worry about it. [00:33:05] Speaker C: That's a pain in the ass. Especially all the sauces you guys are throwing on them. I do has one of my favorite pork chop meals. It used to be pork chop vinegar peppers. [00:33:15] Speaker B: He's been trying to. Doing it. He's been trying to. [00:33:17] Speaker C: Oh, if he brings that back, I'll go down a few times, but Tono. [00:33:22] Speaker A: Has a good one. [00:33:23] Speaker C: Should we be mad at Steve for lying to us, saying he was never going to put chicken pom on the menu? [00:33:26] Speaker A: And he did. And now there's meatballs on there too. [00:33:29] Speaker C: There's meatballs on the menu? [00:33:30] Speaker A: Yeah. He was like, oh, should we be. [00:33:31] Speaker C: Mad at him for that? [00:33:32] Speaker B: Listen, you. If you. [00:33:34] Speaker C: And he's best friends with DJ told you to suck your dick. [00:33:37] Speaker B: Yeah, but Steve apologized for that. [00:33:39] Speaker C: I don't even know why he would. I would never apologize for my friend. I would just pay my friends a retard. [00:33:44] Speaker A: Idiot. [00:33:44] Speaker C: I would never apologize. [00:33:45] Speaker B: I would say so. I would say so. Honestly, like, he's a grown ass man. My friend's a fucking idiot. Yeah, yeah. But yeah, no, it's. Listen, you can't. It's something. We had so much different stuff on the menu, to be honest, guys, all the same stuff kept getting ordered because the other stuff that was like new and kept getting implemented, I swear, it was like confusing the fuck out of people. I mean, you guys should know these adults. Some people don't know how the fuck a restaurant actually even works. No, of course. [00:34:16] Speaker C: We got people that order lasagna and they're like, I'll take the lasagna with angel here. [00:34:21] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:34:21] Speaker C: It's like, what are you talking? How do you expect those two things? [00:34:24] Speaker A: Can I get the lobster? Can I get the lobster ravioli with penne, right? [00:34:29] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:34:29] Speaker A: What are you talking about? [00:34:30] Speaker B: That's exactly. Yes. Yeah. So it's like. But like, they'll look at the dish and they like, what? I can't get a pen Alabaca. I'm like, no, because that's not what that. It's an alvaca. But like, just doesn't automatically be coming with pen like that. It comes with like a jamelli or something like that. Some more like a spin. But most. Then there's other people that are like, these people. These are the people that I want to. That I could make a skit about and tee off on. The people that tell me that they want a cheeseburger. And then they're just like, all right, so all I want on this burger is just cheese, bacon, sauce. And then can I. I'm like, no. I'm like, nah, back it up, back it up, back it up. Tell me what you don't want. I want to know what you don't want. Now, I'm not going to sit here and go ahead and decipher the rest of the fucking burger. Be a man. Say you don't want no tomato, onion, pickle, lettuce. Why am I deciphering? Why are we doing this backwards? [00:35:36] Speaker C: Oh, yeah, so they're telling you what. [00:35:38] Speaker B: They want in it, on it instead. [00:35:40] Speaker C: Of telling you what they don't want. [00:35:41] Speaker B: So basically giving, but they're not rating the respons on me to then now decipher the burger and pull off everything that they don't want. [00:35:49] Speaker C: Yeah, I could see they probably don't. [00:35:51] Speaker A: Know how you ring it. [00:35:52] Speaker B: That's ordering obnoxiously. If we go out somewhere and I'm like, yo, can I get a rope? Like. Or if we get something, I'm like, can I just get no onions, no tomatoes, no mushrooms. [00:36:01] Speaker A: Yeah, so say that people don't understand that the burger, when it's in the computer, is built already and you got to hit no tomato, no onion, as opposed to a plain patty that says add cheese. [00:36:14] Speaker C: Imagine that. [00:36:15] Speaker B: It's not a build your own burger. If it was a build your own burger, I would understand that's not what's on the menu. [00:36:20] Speaker A: Yeah, you gotta see what's on the menu and subtract what you don't like. [00:36:23] Speaker B: I get. I like that. That's. That's the point where I'm like, my patience is just being worn so thin. How about when they get like, oh, Justin, they're like, oh, can I get chicken fingers? And I'm like, yeah, absolutely. What kind of sausage? Like, almost like, what kind of sausage do you have? It's like, yo, did you. Are you serious, man? Did you not look at the menu? [00:36:40] Speaker A: Oh, people don't look. [00:36:41] Speaker B: Are you crazy? So what, I'm gonna sit here now and rattle off like where food is. [00:36:46] Speaker C: How many sauces do you have? [00:36:47] Speaker B: I think almost eight. [00:36:49] Speaker C: Oh, wow. You got that many sauces? [00:36:51] Speaker B: Yeah, dude. Like it. So you know what I do is, Justin, I take the. I take the menu. [00:36:56] Speaker C: It ain't even that crazy. [00:36:57] Speaker A: I don't even. [00:36:58] Speaker B: I open up the menu and I just point right away the where it is. I'm like, well, it's way worse with us. We. [00:37:03] Speaker C: We have got. The People will ask, what kind of pasta do you have? We probably have like 30 different pasta. [00:37:10] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:37:10] Speaker A: And it's at the top of everything. [00:37:12] Speaker C: It's the top of every page and at the front of the venue. But you still gotta rattle them off. Off. You can't say, oh, no, they're, they're right here. You still got to rattle them off. Or at least tend to rattle them off. [00:37:21] Speaker A: A few of them. [00:37:21] Speaker B: It depends on if I like the people or not. But then also, here's another one. [00:37:25] Speaker C: So if this girl got a fat ass, you're rattling off, he's there, he's like, hey. He's like, oh, you know what? I could probably make something in the. [00:37:30] Speaker B: Back people that I don't rattle it off because they're just fucking oblivious to the world. [00:37:37] Speaker C: So if you could bounce a quarter off a girl's ass, you're not going to name all the fucking sauces? [00:37:41] Speaker B: Well, more than likely, yeah. She's already got me to the point where I'm like agitated. Like fucking last night I had like four women that were like, thought that they were on Mob Wives and like, they order like so like dick. [00:37:51] Speaker C: I bet you the girl that you in the bathroom, you would listed every sauce, every condiment, everything, Every single plate, every single thing in there. You were like making up for this. [00:38:01] Speaker B: Broad service down there. [00:38:03] Speaker A: Yeah, the kid was, she left real happy. He had a plate full of flour and some eggs and he was whipping his own pasta up. [00:38:10] Speaker B: I was kneading it with my own hand. Yes. Yeah, no, it's. Then the other one is. Oh, what do you recommend? Facade. Who the asked that question? [00:38:21] Speaker A: Dude, I had a guy that's so personal. I had a. [00:38:24] Speaker B: So personal. How are you gonna say to me, what, what's your what? Like, what sauce do you prefer on the tendons? Like, you should like, you should get. [00:38:32] Speaker C: Really insulted by it. [00:38:33] Speaker B: Yo, are you crazy? Are you serious? What, what do you eat? [00:38:36] Speaker C: 10? Do you want to. My girlfriend? Like, you want to get this personal? Do you want to my girlfriend? [00:38:41] Speaker A: I had a guy, the other. This was like Saturday, last Saturday. He's like, oh. He's talking to the server. He's like, oh, I've been here like, I've been coming here for 15 years. Just like trying to go through his lineage of him at the restaurant. He orders two meals for himself and then there's four of them. Two meals for himself, two gluten free meals for himself. [00:39:05] Speaker C: Whoa. [00:39:06] Speaker A: And heavy. Everyone else gets food. They go, yeah, can we talk to a manager? Yeah, yeah. You know, everything was great. You know, the food's really good. But we just, like, ordered too much food. Can you take something off? [00:39:21] Speaker B: No. Next. [00:39:23] Speaker C: What do you mean he just ordered too much food and he wanted it off? [00:39:26] Speaker A: Yeah, but. No, but, like, ate it. [00:39:29] Speaker C: Was he being serious? [00:39:31] Speaker A: 100%. [00:39:32] Speaker C: No. You. You take things too serious. [00:39:34] Speaker A: What do you mean? He was a. I know when somebody's joking, and I know when somebody's serious. He legitimately was like, I want you to take this off. [00:39:45] Speaker B: I had a table, too. I had a table, like I said, but you. [00:39:48] Speaker A: You ate it. He goes, yeah, I know, but it was just too much food. I have nowhere to put it, so I want you to take it off. [00:39:56] Speaker B: Yeah, that's just. I. I had to say I had. I had a table like that. [00:39:59] Speaker A: And then they stole the cheese and peppers. The same tip, the cheese and pepper flakes. [00:40:03] Speaker C: It's always the people that ask for something free. They always steal something. [00:40:05] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, of course. Crazy scumbags. I had a guy just like that. Two. Two at a table like that just two weeks ago. White Trash 1. Send every. And then send. They kept sending every other thing back. And it's like, how the. Do you even. Like, how do you go out and eat like that? [00:40:22] Speaker A: This isn't a buffet. It's like, if you eat it, you buy it. When people say they don't like something, but they want to take it home. [00:40:30] Speaker B: Oh, well, they want you to take it off. I learned that lesson at Go Go, because people would want to do that all the time there. And my mom's like, listen, this is how this works. [00:40:39] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:40:40] Speaker B: You either leave that food and we take it off. Off. [00:40:42] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:40:43] Speaker B: Or we keep it on and you. [00:40:45] Speaker A: Can take it home. [00:40:46] Speaker B: That's it. No one. She's like, nico, just think about that concept. I'm like, wow. You know, again, I'm on the youngest. I'm like, damn. I honestly really didn't even, like, think. [00:40:54] Speaker A: About, oh, you were ready to take that right off and wrap it up for. [00:40:58] Speaker B: No, Like, I, like. I. You know, she's like, all right, well, like, it's getting. It's not. Why are you wrapping it up? And I'm like, they want to take it home. [00:41:07] Speaker C: I would actually add to that. That if it's our fault. If it's our fault, I'll let them take it home. So say, like, we made the wrong dish. [00:41:15] Speaker B: Sure. [00:41:15] Speaker C: Wrap it up. Take it off. Wrap it up, and just give it. [00:41:18] Speaker B: If you made the wrong. If that made the wrong dish. [00:41:21] Speaker A: Oh, you gave them. They wanted. [00:41:22] Speaker C: It's awful. [00:41:23] Speaker A: Yeah, they wanted angel here you Gave them fettuccine. I get it. Yeah, 100%. [00:41:28] Speaker C: We'll take it off and wrap it up. That's different. But we didn't get you a new dish. [00:41:31] Speaker B: And you. [00:41:32] Speaker A: We had a lady, that guy or girl, she was like a lady that was vegetarian, ordered whatever, just added like mad to it, like a ton of things that you like. She added eggplant, added mushrooms, added onions, added spinach, added tomatoes. And then she was like, I don't really like it. And I was like, but you. This isn't something that's on our menu, you know? [00:42:01] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah. [00:42:02] Speaker B: Guess what? Telecough it up. [00:42:03] Speaker C: I love when they add all, every vegetable known to man. They add every vegetable known to man, like legitimately. And we're talking vegetables that just release water, like spinach, mushrooms, peppers. [00:42:16] Speaker A: And then you get a creamy sauce. [00:42:18] Speaker C: And then they add it to a creamy sauce. They're like, oh, why is this creamy sauce more watery than it usually is? Well, you added half the, the vegetables. [00:42:27] Speaker A: Known to man who added the whole. [00:42:29] Speaker C: Thing, dude, like, what do you think's gonna happen to it? You sure you want every single vegetable? We have zucchini and then on our end, though. [00:42:36] Speaker B: You don't want to say that though. [00:42:38] Speaker A: I know, but you have to to a line. [00:42:40] Speaker B: You just, you just hope that those people aren't full blown retards, that they can comprehend that. Al, I've. [00:42:46] Speaker C: No, they can't. [00:42:48] Speaker B: It's crazy. Work in the restaurant industry and you will realize how dumb people. Dumb people are. [00:42:54] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:42:55] Speaker B: Adults, Straight up adults act, act the same way as like as 16 year old kids you. [00:43:01] Speaker A: And they make you say like, how have you lived this much life so far? [00:43:06] Speaker B: Oh, I go back, I go back there and the person I vent to is Danny. Danny love. Danny loves it. Danny. Yo, you talk, you talk to, you talk to Danny on like a night shift. He, he'll come out and he'll look and be like, hey, listen, there's a problem with this table. Can you like, what, what's the problem with it? Go. I know what the problem is. And I'll go over and I'll look and go, all right, I already know what the problem is. Never mind. I'm going to go back in my kitchen. [00:43:29] Speaker C: What time does he get in there usually? Danny? [00:43:32] Speaker B: I don't know. He doesn't even work. That's my joke with him all the time. I'm so. You don't even work and he gets pissed off. He's in there. I think he's in there in the Middle of the day. Then he goes upstairs because he lives right upstairs. [00:43:42] Speaker A: He probably preps everything. Yeah. So while we're talking about restaurants, while we're talking about serving and all that. [00:43:50] Speaker B: Good segue. What do we have? 22 minutes. We had 11:30. [00:43:55] Speaker C: That was yesterday. [00:43:55] Speaker A: That was yesterday. [00:43:56] Speaker C: Oh, I had a hard cut yesterday at 11:30. So you guys decided to do come on Friday. [00:44:01] Speaker A: Yes, that's why we're here today. [00:44:03] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:44:03] Speaker A: So we know the election's coming up, and there are five ballot questions. I think we should start with. The fifth question is minimum wage for tip employees. Question five. [00:44:15] Speaker B: Personally, I would have saved that for last because I could give a fuck about. [00:44:18] Speaker A: I know, but I'm going through the segue. [00:44:20] Speaker B: All right, That's. [00:44:21] Speaker A: We don't have to do it. Would you want me to go through the other questions? [00:44:24] Speaker B: No. I mean, you could skim over them. You could see. You could. Fuck it. Go. [00:44:27] Speaker C: I'll start with five. [00:44:29] Speaker A: We'll start with five, which is minimum wage for tipped employees. Now there is the. I think that it's going to pass, even though we don't want it to. [00:44:41] Speaker C: Okay, so here's the. Here's the thing. Let's go over the question real fast. [00:44:44] Speaker A: Yes. [00:44:46] Speaker C: Essentially what they're trying to do is they're trying to make every single server or anyone that's tipped, take their base rate from what it is now at 675 or something like that, go up to $15. [00:44:59] Speaker B: Now. [00:44:59] Speaker C: They're going to do it incrementally over the years for. [00:45:01] Speaker A: Fine, five years. [00:45:03] Speaker C: Over five years, it's going to start at nine, I believe, and then it's going to work its way up. In theory, that's a great idea. Like, everyone's going to make minimum wage is what they're trying to say. Like, even if you don't have tip nights, what they're failing to tell you is that right now, as a business owner, it already exists. If Nico, let's say Steve. Steve's business owner, Nico. Doesn't make any money for the day, he should automatically get paid $15. It automatically happens. Now if he doesn't make any tips, you have to pay everyone that worked at night minimum wage. If they do not make the right number of tips. [00:45:36] Speaker A: Yeah, well, you could still make tips, but if it doesn't equate to $15 an hour, the owner has to bump it up to 15. [00:45:42] Speaker C: You have to make minimum wage no matter what, whether you get tipped or not for the night. Right Now, Massachusetts. So what's the point? Of this. What is the point of this bill? Because they're saying one fair wage. That's what they're trying to say. They're trying to push it. That it's going to give serve as making minimum wage. [00:46:00] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:46:01] Speaker C: Any restaurant worth its Salt, they make 30 to $60 an hour service at least Summer make it more. Okay. [00:46:11] Speaker B: I always say that like I laugh. Like I laugh. But like talking with the girl, she even says like there's been nurses that have left Boston Medical to become service because the pay is actually that much better. [00:46:23] Speaker A: It's better. [00:46:23] Speaker B: It is. It is crazy. Like there's some nights there on my busier nights, I make more than like a local 22 labor. [00:46:29] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:46:30] Speaker A: Yeah. People knock servers and do half the work. [00:46:33] Speaker C: People look down on the service industry for some reason. [00:46:35] Speaker A: And here's the thing. [00:46:36] Speaker B: Because they can't do it because it's stupid. [00:46:38] Speaker A: Servers don't work 40 hours a week. It's very rare. [00:46:42] Speaker B: No, if you work 40 hours a week, that's a lot of time in a restaurant. [00:46:45] Speaker C: Most servers. [00:46:46] Speaker B: Most servers work cake turn to vote right now. Actually I just got yelled about it. [00:46:51] Speaker A: Most servers work four days a week. Four. [00:46:56] Speaker B: Yep. [00:46:56] Speaker A: And I'll tell you this. As somebody that went from serving to management, I made about 1500 dollars a week. Dirt between. Between 11 and 15, 1600 depending on the time of the year. Of course, everything. It's like a dead winter snowstorm. You're not making. You might make 600 that week as opposed to making 15 on a busy falls. Crazy. Some is crazy. [00:47:21] Speaker B: So. [00:47:21] Speaker A: So you go from your income gets almost cut in half going from serving to management, you know, and that's a five day work week. So you work an extra day, make less. That's. [00:47:36] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:47:36] Speaker C: Service make more than management services make the most in any. In anything. That's why you see on a lot of checks, you've seen it before that they're trying to pay the back of staff. They're trying to get the back of staff, the kitchen staff to make as much as the front of house. So you'll see them put a 2% charge on. On you. [00:47:54] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:47:54] Speaker C: Because they're trying to equal that pay gap. So this whole thing is a fucking gaffe that what's going to end up happening is that this isn't, this isn't even, this isn't even conjecture. This is what's going to happen. What's going to happen is that your stat, your restaurants are going to cut down their waitstaff service. You're going to have Less people working, so you're going to get worse service. It's just a fact that, just think about, think what's happening for every one server right now, it's that one server. You could have three servers working right now for what it's going to be for one server because it's like $6 to $15. So think about that. So it's almost three people. Their salary is going to equal one person's salary. A lot of places are not going to be able to handle that. [00:48:46] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:48:47] Speaker C: What's going to happen though for the service too is you think it's good for the service. People are going to develop a mentality like in London and these places that they're not going to have to tip because they think that the, they don't have to add money to the bill to help pay the waitstaff. So what's going to happen is, is that these people aren't going to make any money. People are going to stop tipping. So going to stop tipping. So a server that was making 30, 40, 50, $60 an hour hour is now just going to make $15 an. [00:49:16] Speaker A: Hour or they'll tip. Instead of giving you, let's say you have $100 tab and they would tip you 20 bucks. That's 20% which obviously we all here tip more than that because we get it. But the average person tips 18 to 20% or 15 to 20%. [00:49:32] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:49:32] Speaker A: They're going to give you $5 instead of that $20. [00:49:36] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:49:37] Speaker A: And then not only that, that to have to pay for those Service. All my $25 entree just got bumped up to $35. Yeah. [00:49:48] Speaker C: They're saying they can, it can go up 50 to 100% of the of food costs. [00:49:53] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:49:54] Speaker C: This is just like industry people. I, I, I thought in my head there's no way someone could be this dumb to vote yes on this bill. It would be, it's like the most irrational thing known possible. I saw polls like four days ago, five days ago that are saying they think it's going to pass. That is the craziest thing I've ever. [00:50:15] Speaker A: Seen because you got people that don't work in that industry and they're thinking, their mentality is these greedy business owners pay their employees $6 an hour. It's ridiculous. [00:50:26] Speaker B: I think you're also going to get people to, you're going to get business owners to start cutting now. They're going to cut service. [00:50:31] Speaker A: Yeah, but it's five years before that happened. [00:50:33] Speaker C: So no, I think as soon as this passes you're going to see the public because as we've already discussed, they're the dumbest on the planet. John Q. Public I think day one when it. [00:50:46] Speaker A: Passes, they think it's 15. [00:50:48] Speaker C: They think that they're getting the money and they're not going to tip you as much. They're gonna be like why am I tipping waist? Aren't they already getting their money? [00:50:54] Speaker A: See the only thing I will say is that or it's people at least where the area we're in. We have a lot of people that travel from different states that don't know our laws. They're still going to tip the same. Would you agree or just disagree? [00:51:07] Speaker B: Probably so I, I ain't give him no one. [00:51:11] Speaker A: It just depends on the area. And it's like the people that live in that are working at Jimmy Steer House, they are every single restaurant that. [00:51:21] Speaker C: Has been a proponent of this or at least an early adopter of this over in different states. [00:51:25] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:51:26] Speaker C: Like D.C. did it has closed and shutted their doors. Every single one of them. There's a reason why. There's a fucking reason why. [00:51:34] Speaker A: And then not to mention that it's now I'm, I'm cutting or people are leaving. But it's all the people that give great service, that rely on, that make diff. Make all that money because they're really good at their job. They're gonna go into fucking real estate or they're gonna be doing. They're going different career paths and then you're gonna be left over with the people that give horrible fucking service. [00:51:59] Speaker C: Like Nico. [00:52:00] Speaker A: Yeah. Because Nico's like, okay, I'm going to be guaranteed 15 an hour. Maybe not everyone's going to be on the up and up. They'll still tip me. [00:52:07] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:52:07] Speaker A: But your father was saying to me that it would put more money in managers pockets and in back of the house pockets. I don't know, I don't understand that He's. [00:52:19] Speaker C: Well, I guess what he's trying to say is what they're going to do is across the board they're going to. Everyone's going to raise their prices. [00:52:26] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:52:27] Speaker C: So everyone's going to have to raise their prices so that if you think. [00:52:31] Speaker A: About it, it's more money, you have. [00:52:34] Speaker C: More money coming in. So you would maybe trickle it down to the. [00:52:38] Speaker A: So I wouldn't be surprised if all back of the house and managers are voting for it to go through. I wouldn't be surprised at that. [00:52:46] Speaker C: I think what you're going to see is you're going to see a lot of chains are going to go be a bare minimum. You're going to see. And they've already done it in certain places like Yard House, Applebee's, they're going to have those tabletop top. You go all kiosks. You go all kiosks. [00:53:01] Speaker A: And any other tip places take is not service. [00:53:04] Speaker C: Order take is not service. [00:53:05] Speaker A: And then you'll see them people dropping off your food. What you're going to see too, I think a lot of is pooling. I think pooling will be a. End up being a unanimous thing because that's a socialism. Yeah. [00:53:18] Speaker C: That's a socialist mentality. Pooling in general is a socialist mentality. Everyone should have. [00:53:24] Speaker A: If I did 65 people and I made $800 and Nico did 25 people and made $400, I have to split all my tips with him. [00:53:34] Speaker C: I think if you pull, it should go by hours worth of people help. [00:53:39] Speaker A: That's what bartenders do. [00:53:40] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:53:41] Speaker A: You go by hours work. You put your hours in the bucket. If you're not closing, whoever's closing gets a couple extra hours. [00:53:46] Speaker B: And Fenway Johnny's was like, who's like that? [00:53:49] Speaker C: I don't like pulling that. [00:53:51] Speaker A: I don't mind pulling behind a bike. I don't like pooling. [00:53:55] Speaker C: First of all, pooling is the most ridiculous thing in the world. Especially if they're giving cash chips. You're gonna trust this fucking person that's probably fucking your boyfriend? [00:54:01] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:54:02] Speaker C: Like these two girls, right? She's fucking. Yo. They're fucking each other's boyfriends. And you're gonna trust her to like, actually claim how much money she's given for cash? [00:54:10] Speaker A: Absolutely not. And they're like, oh, I. But my regular came in, he slipped me a hundred bucks. It's like, yeah, that went right in her bra. [00:54:17] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:54:18] Speaker A: And you're gonna continue. [00:54:20] Speaker B: But I mean, like, as it should go on. [00:54:22] Speaker C: Yeah, I agree. That's why. But that's why, like, everything keeps separate. [00:54:27] Speaker B: I don't. I don't agree with. I don't agree with pooling at all. I've come from a pooling system. I think it's legit, dog. I think, like, you're so the service that you get is you might as well just be like a straight monotone prick. Because it doesn't matter. [00:54:39] Speaker A: The only. The only time I'll agree with pooling is if you have like an event party. [00:54:45] Speaker B: I was just going to say work on an event. An event's different if there's two people on. You're Working a private party. All right, we're splitting. Whatever. [00:54:51] Speaker A: That's the only time I'll agree with. [00:54:52] Speaker B: They throw a 600. If they throw a 700, we're splitting it. Sure. [00:54:55] Speaker A: Because what would we. What would we do? Would you do only downstairs pools and only upstairs pools, or are you doing all bulk floors? [00:55:02] Speaker B: We've done it. [00:55:03] Speaker C: We've done pooling before we done it. Everybody pooled. And then what would happen is those lazier waitstaff would just become more lazy. [00:55:10] Speaker B: Just more. You're just like, oh, that's it. [00:55:12] Speaker C: They just become more lazy. [00:55:14] Speaker B: I see this girl flipping and turning tables. I'm legit two turns behind her. But guess, guess what? At the end of the night, we make the same buck. [00:55:21] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:55:22] Speaker B: Like, that sucks. [00:55:23] Speaker C: But you keep busting your balls for. [00:55:24] Speaker A: The same amount, and then you know. [00:55:26] Speaker B: What that turns into? You're gonna get like Justin just said, you're just gonna get that shittier service. [00:55:31] Speaker A: You're gonna get shittiest service. [00:55:32] Speaker B: Busting their ass is eventually gonna come to a point where it's like, what is. Why do I. Why am I even trying this? [00:55:38] Speaker A: Well, you're gonna see people go to Rhode island to start serving because it's. It's close. [00:55:43] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:55:44] Speaker A: Or New Hampshire. [00:55:45] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:55:45] Speaker B: Maybe I have the double fist. [00:55:47] Speaker A: So. But even like. But my sty not. [00:55:50] Speaker B: Come on. [00:55:51] Speaker A: My style of serving was always quality, not quantity. So, like, let's say I worked with Roseanne. Was me and her on. She might have done 15 more people than I did by the end of the night, but I still made more money. You don't make more money than her, I'm telling you. [00:56:10] Speaker C: I know you'd think that, but no way. [00:56:12] Speaker A: Okay, whatever you say. [00:56:14] Speaker B: Cynthia pays for us right now. [00:56:16] Speaker A: I don't. [00:56:17] Speaker B: What the fuck. [00:56:21] Speaker A: Are you watching? Ravioli videos. [00:56:23] Speaker C: So it's a mold. [00:56:26] Speaker A: Nobody knows what you're talking about. You're just saying things. [00:56:28] Speaker C: Yeah, it's fine. It's not like we're on, like, a thing. Like this is great radio right now. [00:56:32] Speaker A: Yeah, exactly. All right, let's go over some of these other questions. Obviously, vote how you will. [00:56:37] Speaker C: No, absolutely not. Don't vote how you will. [00:56:40] Speaker A: But I think you're an idiot. [00:56:40] Speaker C: Don't vote how you will. [00:56:42] Speaker B: Okay. [00:56:42] Speaker C: Don't listen to him. Like, listen. Vote no on question five. That's all you gotta know. You vote yes, you don't know. You don't understand fully. If you just look up anything. The person that got this on the ballot, her full time job is to go to different state and get this question put on the ballot. She gets $1 million every time she gets it on a ballot in every single state. She already got her money. She is poisoning your brain. Okay. Vote for a one fair wage. That's their slogan. I guarantee you will never experience the restaurant industry the way it is been. If this pass. [00:57:24] Speaker B: It will crumble. So as another thing, just to get before you go, Morton's, this is like a very, very kind of great way to explain how the service industry has changed drastically since COVID Yeah. When you went into Morton's or any type of steakhouse, what typically is your server? Like, what is the demographic of your server? [00:57:44] Speaker A: Your debt? The demo. [00:57:45] Speaker B: Yeah. Like, what would you say? Kind of like the little. Just no, like. Like an adult. An older person. [00:57:50] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:57:51] Speaker B: All older people. [00:57:52] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:57:53] Speaker B: Go into Morton's and show me how many old, like, older servers they had. I had. I had like a. I had a kid serving me. I said, wow, buddy, you're serving at Morton's. That's insane. My mother used to tell me there was wait lists and they used to like, only take select applications. Not anymore at those steakhouses. [00:58:13] Speaker A: Because you made stupid, stupid money. [00:58:14] Speaker B: Because those people would make dumb money. [00:58:16] Speaker A: But you would have. [00:58:18] Speaker B: You would also need experience. You need probably 10 years of experience to walk into more and be like, hey, I'd like to serve here. Probably more. [00:58:24] Speaker A: Honestly, not anymore. [00:58:26] Speaker B: Not anymore. [00:58:26] Speaker A: You can't hire anybody. [00:58:27] Speaker B: Not anymore. And they're making. How much you think on? Like, if a person works four shifts at once, how much you think they're making? Like 3200. [00:58:34] Speaker C: Every time I go to Grill 23. [00:58:36] Speaker B: Where the even is Grill 20, it's. [00:58:39] Speaker C: A similar to Morton's. Way better than Morton's girl. 23 is on Berkeley street, corner of Berkeley and Stewart. [00:58:43] Speaker B: And in the Back Bay, Grill 23. [00:58:45] Speaker C: Grill 23 is the best steakhouse in Boston. [00:58:48] Speaker B: We have it. [00:58:48] Speaker C: So go Moo. Every other place. Aven Louise, all those places. Grill 23. It's always been grill 23. [00:58:57] Speaker B: Okay. [00:58:57] Speaker C: 23 is the best. The best steakhouse. Every time I go there, they don't make less than 300 off me. That one table. So I just think all the time. [00:59:07] Speaker A: But they only have probably like a three table section in this. Multiple servers that you Correct. [00:59:12] Speaker C: So that they're tipping out a lot. I would say an average night, they're making 800 to $1,000. [00:59:17] Speaker B: Right. That's what I would think. That's what I thought. [00:59:22] Speaker A: So let's go over a couple of these other questions. Question One. I really don't understand. State auditors, authority to audit the legislature. [00:59:32] Speaker C: We're gonna, we're gonna call this question one. Whoever says vote no on question five, just listen to what they have to say on vote one. Okay? That's what we're gonna say on that one. Because I don. [00:59:43] Speaker A: I don't even know what this means. [00:59:45] Speaker B: I don't even know what it means. [00:59:46] Speaker A: So we're going to go to question two. [00:59:48] Speaker B: Yep. [00:59:48] Speaker A: It's eliminate mcast for a high school graduation requirements. [00:59:53] Speaker B: No. [00:59:55] Speaker C: You think they should. They should keep it. [00:59:57] Speaker B: You should go through the same fucking pain that I had. [01:00:00] Speaker C: Well, here's the thing that. [01:00:01] Speaker A: Right, I think it's stupid for the fact that you have all your requirements to graduate other than this. You do. You put in your 12 years already. Already, you still have to put in the 12. [01:00:14] Speaker B: Doesn't even matter. But guess what. But guess what? I cheated every single year. It doesn't even matter what you get on that stupid test. Besides that gay sticker that says you got that score that was above a certain number. And then your mother puts it on the back of her caravan and she takes it in the ass. [01:00:33] Speaker C: She definitely takes it in the ass if she pass that on our car. [01:00:35] Speaker A: So I passed all my mcasts except math. I was horrible at math. I'm still horrible at math. [01:00:40] Speaker B: Literally a retard. It's dead easy. I scored probably the highest you could ever score on the math pod. [01:00:44] Speaker A: Well, congratulations. You just said you cheated. You lose them. [01:00:48] Speaker B: So it's true. [01:00:49] Speaker C: He's using that to determine betting odds. [01:00:52] Speaker A: Exactly. [01:00:53] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:00:53] Speaker A: So all I'm saying is that would have prevented me from graduating even if I passed every single other test. Science and fucking English and whatever other tests they have for the mcast. But if I failed my math, I'm not allowed to graduate. I gotta stay a whole nother year. It's ridiculous. Get rid of it. [01:01:15] Speaker B: But that's also not true because they. But there'd be some people. There was plenty of kids that you guys went to school with and that I went to school with. Even if they weren't able to walk the stage, they could stay in school for like that extra four to six weeks and do some fucking worksheets and then they would pass them. So I don't think that that would really hold. [01:01:32] Speaker A: Yeah, but now you don't get a walk after 12 years of school schooling. It's ridiculous. Get rid of it. I think you have a bone head approach to this get rid of soft. [01:01:41] Speaker B: Ass world that we live in. I Find that. That they would never like, really hold it. Does that say pass or take? [01:01:48] Speaker A: No, it's eliminate the MCAS as a high school graduation requirement. [01:01:52] Speaker C: Yeah, you have to. You have to pass it. You have to get a certain number to pass right now. [01:01:56] Speaker B: Well, you're a idiot if you can't pass it. [01:01:57] Speaker C: Dude, what about your thoughts on standardized tests? [01:02:00] Speaker A: You cheated. [01:02:01] Speaker B: I cheated on like the English part because I don't know what the. Any of the words meant. Let me tell you also something. [01:02:05] Speaker A: How are you calling somebody else a reti when you're a reti? [01:02:08] Speaker B: There's nothing else because it's dead easy to pass. You can pass it. If you can. You can pass it. You can pass it inside. [01:02:15] Speaker A: You can pass it. [01:02:16] Speaker B: If you fail it, you're just a piece of. Here's another thing. [01:02:20] Speaker A: But if you didn't cheat, you would have failed it. [01:02:23] Speaker B: No, I don't think I would have. I would have still passed. [01:02:25] Speaker A: You just said you don't know what any of the words mean. [01:02:27] Speaker B: The English portion. [01:02:28] Speaker A: So you would have failed, struggled, and you would have not have been able to graduate. [01:02:32] Speaker B: Just in real hindsight, I know I'm fucking stupid, but let me just. Let me just spit some real facts to you. Okay? [01:02:37] Speaker A: Okay, let's see that you would not be a high school graduate if you didn't cheat at the MCAT. [01:02:42] Speaker B: On my SATs. I went in fucked up. I didn't care at all. [01:02:47] Speaker A: You spelled your name wrong and didn't get the points from. [01:02:50] Speaker B: Nope. I sat next to somebody that went to SAT prep for literally the whole junior year of high school in preparation for SATs. This is a true story. Person might just happen to live across the street from where we're recording today. She got a 16. Okay. And you score 24. 1650. I'm sorry, 24. [01:03:08] Speaker C: Okay. [01:03:08] Speaker B: I got an 1800. Mind you that she's a girl, though. Yes. In the SATs, maybe she's might be the most useless test that I've ever actually experienced. Very hard. None of it is used in today's world. It doesn't matter neither or is the mcas. [01:03:26] Speaker C: I think I just. [01:03:27] Speaker B: I'm. I'm spiteful. I want people to go through the same pain that I had to. I had to get told to shut the fuck up so many times. I had to get taken out of the room so many times because you have to be fucking. It's like. It's like squid games. I think if fucking kids. [01:03:39] Speaker C: If I had a daughter, I would. I would tell her to care Less about standardized tests and more about sucking dick and making sandwiches. That's. [01:03:47] Speaker A: That's good thing that God gave you a fucking boy. [01:03:49] Speaker B: Thank God. Yeah, thank God God didn't give you a daughter and that. That's all I know. [01:03:54] Speaker C: Okay. [01:03:55] Speaker B: I hope that I don't have a daughter because I'm just going to feed her Twinkies till she's pre diabetic by. [01:03:59] Speaker A: The Somebody that has a lot of nieces. That's kind of a weird statement to make. [01:04:06] Speaker B: When you put it on you like that. I mean, I'm not the one that just said that. You said that, not me. But anyways. All right, next question. [01:04:12] Speaker A: Fuck. [01:04:12] Speaker C: Fuck it. [01:04:14] Speaker B: Fuck it. Show goes on. Show goes on. [01:04:17] Speaker A: All right, question number three. [01:04:18] Speaker B: It's fucking. Fuck politics, bro. [01:04:21] Speaker A: Unionization of transportation network drivers. So basically, Lyft and Uber drivers are trying to unionize. I get it right now. Now Uber and Lyft are taking like 50, 60, sometimes 70% of the ride. [01:04:38] Speaker C: That's gonna. That's gonna go up high just looking at that. The price of an Uber and Lyft just went up 50 to 100%. [01:04:44] Speaker A: But they're taking. But they're not the ones driving. I feel like if you're the one driving, using your car, putting the miles on your car, you should at least be getting a bulk. It should be like a 60, 40 split. 60% to the buddy. [01:05:00] Speaker B: When I was an Uber driver for a while, so was you. If you did a. If you did a $50 ride, you got maybe I think 17 bucks from that. Yeah. [01:05:09] Speaker A: So you're making 34%. [01:05:10] Speaker C: I think it was 33. [01:05:12] Speaker B: I thought that the math was 33. [01:05:14] Speaker C: Okay. [01:05:15] Speaker B: So every time I seen a total, I basically just divided by three, and I was like, all right, but now. [01:05:18] Speaker A: How long ago was that? [01:05:22] Speaker B: Dude, this was back. All right, so this is when I fucked up in college. So I would say some. Probably way around 20. [01:05:29] Speaker A: This is because you cheated on the MCAs. Weren't even 2013. [01:05:32] Speaker B: 2013 didn't work out. I probably started doing Uber in 2015. [01:05:36] Speaker C: So are these the things that. Were these the necklaces that you wore with the brooch? So these were under the brooch. Looking at it now, that's what it looks like. Yeah, these were under the brooch. Okay. [01:05:44] Speaker B: Just. [01:05:45] Speaker A: He was just one. [01:05:46] Speaker C: Not for changing it. I just noticed. [01:05:48] Speaker B: Okay. Yeah. Anyway, so. So when I Ubered, it was pick you up, drop you off. [01:05:55] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:05:56] Speaker B: Now there's this whole service of like, okay, and you could rate me if I was five star. Now there's tip and services, there's other fees. And I do think that they, they get helped out enough now. I. I don't know. [01:06:08] Speaker A: Yeah, but they're taking 50 of them. [01:06:10] Speaker C: You know anybody? Does anybody know any Uber drivers right now? No, that we can get a comment. [01:06:16] Speaker A: On us, but I'm pretty sure they're taking 50 of your ride as opposed to 33 now. [01:06:20] Speaker C: Didn't you just do UberEats at one point? Were you doing that for a bit like maybe six months ago, a year. [01:06:25] Speaker B: I was doing D dash. [01:06:27] Speaker A: What were they taking? [01:06:30] Speaker B: I think it was like almost. It was almost a third. [01:06:33] Speaker C: Wait, so hold on a second. [01:06:34] Speaker B: Like 33. [01:06:34] Speaker C: When you do Doordash or Uber Eats, right? It can't. You can't be getting a third of a third of a meal. [01:06:42] Speaker B: Probably less. You're actually right, you're getting the driver probably actually like you get. You get a drive at fee. [01:06:46] Speaker A: So you're getting a third of the driver fee. That 50. [01:06:49] Speaker B: If it's water, maybe make like not 9 bucks, 10 bucks off of it maybe. I mean, I mean you just gotta hustle for that. Dude. It. Those are daunting people that do that for like a eight hours stretch. [01:07:05] Speaker C: You got follow that guy that's living in his car trying to save money and all he does is follow. [01:07:10] Speaker B: Does doordash and no, I followed for a while a girl that like was like, it made no sense that she just lived in her car with her German shepherd. But it's like, I totally. [01:07:20] Speaker A: How do you do that to the fucking dog? Is it a big car? [01:07:24] Speaker B: No, it was like a Honda. It was like, it looked like a Honda. [01:07:26] Speaker C: I bet you that she. That dog has a better life than your dog. [01:07:31] Speaker A: I doubt it. [01:07:32] Speaker C: 100. [01:07:32] Speaker B: I'm gonna guess that dog's like catered to. So like, I think the dog's like totally fine. [01:07:37] Speaker A: The girl probably living in the back seat of her car. [01:07:39] Speaker B: Her probably smells like wet gouda. So. [01:07:42] Speaker A: All right, so are you for the unionization or not? It sounds like Nico's. [01:07:46] Speaker B: I really don't give a. Because I had a bad O voting with Uber. [01:07:49] Speaker C: So I'm not a big union guy. [01:07:51] Speaker A: I'm not really a big union guy either, so. But I think they should be making more than what they're making and I'll leave it at that. All right, question four is a limited legalization and regulation of certain natural psychedelic substances. [01:08:04] Speaker B: Okay, so this is this. [01:08:06] Speaker A: Magic mushrooms. [01:08:07] Speaker B: There you go. This is what this is for. This is for that. Now we can legalize shrooms. I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm out on that. Probably a little too crazy. Why? People are gonna start getting a little crazy. What, do you want Breaking Bad to happen next? [01:08:21] Speaker A: No, that's meth. It's different. I'm gonna tell you this. I'm gonna tell you why it's good if Jay. [01:08:26] Speaker C: Fine. Microdosed everything. [01:08:27] Speaker A: I'm gonna tell you why it's good if used correctly. Just like anything else. Alcohol's fine if used correctly. Marijuana is fine if used correctly. [01:08:35] Speaker B: Yeah, but people abuse Justin. [01:08:37] Speaker A: But that's anything. There's no difference. I can abuse driving my car, having my license, driving it through the plate class window across the street. That's anything in life. [01:08:47] Speaker C: You can abuse a lot of things. I agree with that. [01:08:48] Speaker A: I can abuse water. [01:08:50] Speaker B: You could abuse your kid. [01:08:51] Speaker A: I could abuse my kid. All right, so here's why I think it's good. And it's strictly from a medical standpoint. People that suffer, that fight and war come back, they have ptsd. People that have severe anxiety and depression. It is a way by micro dosing, it reconnects your neural pathways. So let's say your brain that people with severe anxiety depression say your brain looks like this. You take your microdose dose, it heals your brain, it heals your neural pathways and reconnects them so you can live a normal life. That's why I would be for it. [01:09:29] Speaker C: Huge. You're in it for a medical reason? [01:09:31] Speaker A: I'm in it for medical. I've never done mushrooms, so I'm not like a big psychedelic guy. [01:09:35] Speaker B: You've never done mushrooms? I've never done ecstasy. You've never. [01:09:38] Speaker A: I've never done ecstasy. The only thing I've ever done is smoked weed in my life. [01:09:41] Speaker B: I really put that. I put that past you. [01:09:44] Speaker A: I've never done anything other than weed and alcohol. [01:09:47] Speaker B: You never done coke? [01:09:48] Speaker A: I've never done coke, no. I don't to really think Al's never did. [01:09:53] Speaker B: I do coke this weekend? [01:09:54] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:09:54] Speaker B: No, I stopped doing coke like. Like a long time ago. I just. It. It's bad. I seen videos of myself. It's just terrible. My parents would. Yeah, my. I. Yeah, that just. I. It's just not good. It's not cool. I did it. It's all good. It's not. It's not for me. I really don't see that. I don't really see the benefit out of it. I can't believe that there's people out there that like, business people, hardcore business people that we like probably don't even like, acknowledge, like suit and tie. [01:10:20] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah. [01:10:21] Speaker B: That, like, are just taking keyboard bumps, like, you know. [01:10:23] Speaker C: What do you mean? [01:10:23] Speaker A: Like 90% of the police department. It's probably audio. It's out of your system. [01:10:30] Speaker B: Yeah. Again, I don't. I just know that there's definitely way more people regularly doing some coke than you'd probably think. [01:10:37] Speaker C: I. But I would say nowadays, I bet you it's. It's toned back a little bit because of all the fat. [01:10:42] Speaker A: 100. [01:10:43] Speaker C: Like. Like hopefully. Yeah. Like maybe test kits, though. Probably. I would assume this. [01:10:49] Speaker B: Test kits. Imagine that for fentanyl. Imagine it has to be test. Kid, in my house, you got a bag of coke. So we can test if there's any fentanyl in it. Sure. [01:10:56] Speaker C: They don't. [01:10:57] Speaker A: Can we get back on the mushrooms? How do you feel about it? [01:11:00] Speaker C: I would say I honestly, I like the government to be involved as least amount as possible. That's my personal opinion. [01:11:07] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:11:08] Speaker C: So I would say fucking yeah. Let it go. Let it be legal then when the government's involved in anything. [01:11:16] Speaker B: I've taken the chocolate up. So I've. [01:11:19] Speaker C: I think there's too many restrictions sometimes on certain things. [01:11:22] Speaker B: I agree. I think I will say I've taken the shrooms in the chocolate. Very good. Unreal. Great experience. I've only done it once. One of one. Would I do it again? Yeah, in a. In a safe space. [01:11:37] Speaker C: So he's done it. He likes it. But he didn't want to pass it. [01:11:40] Speaker A: Doesn't want to pass it. [01:11:41] Speaker B: He. [01:11:41] Speaker A: You. [01:11:42] Speaker B: He's just. [01:11:42] Speaker A: Where you can go to the store and buy it. It makes no sense. He said it's going to turn into Breaking Bad. Makes no sense to me. [01:11:48] Speaker B: Well, I just. I don't know. [01:11:49] Speaker A: You got anything Breaking Bad now because it's illegal. [01:11:53] Speaker B: Oh, do you think that if. Then it. [01:11:57] Speaker A: So we swayed them. [01:11:59] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:12:00] Speaker C: Do you see? So what they legalize marijuana. People had that mentality before. Oh, my God, what are we going to do? This a gateway drug. Do you feel like there's that many more problems? [01:12:08] Speaker B: You got crazy. Look at dispensaries. You want to look at. You want to see a business boom? Go to a dispensary. Right now. I'll take you to three different ones. They're packed. People. That was like the best thing in the world for the. That probably relieved so much stress from people being able to like, freely, openly think about it. You're freely open and it's acceptable to everybody that. Listen, if you're a mom of two with no baby dad or whatever. [01:12:35] Speaker A: I mean, it's all the same people that talk about us smoking weed. All the same people that look down on it are all those first ones in lines. [01:12:43] Speaker B: I mean, so. [01:12:44] Speaker C: So the same argument for the mushrooms, though. You get. [01:12:48] Speaker B: I. You know, what if. Yeah, right. I guess if my hand up was up for as long as there's nothing that can lead from it and there's nothing like. Like. Like weed. Unless you're fucking a pussy like my brother and hospitalize yourself. [01:13:01] Speaker C: He is a pussy. Yeah. [01:13:02] Speaker B: Yes. I'll never let him live that down to the day he dies. And like, you get to that point, then, sure, go ahead, pass it. I mean, that's. That's fine. There's this bigger. There's bigger fish to fry. It's not saying, hey, can we legalize fentanyl being stomped in the cocaine? You know, like, all right, okay. [01:13:19] Speaker A: You'll know. [01:13:19] Speaker B: I see that you can clench whatever Justin just did with his hands. [01:13:25] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:13:25] Speaker B: Weird. [01:13:25] Speaker C: It was weird. [01:13:26] Speaker A: You can reconnect your neuropath. [01:13:27] Speaker B: Can you do it again for us? [01:13:28] Speaker C: Which is. [01:13:29] Speaker A: Which can reconnect your neuropath. [01:13:31] Speaker C: My opinion, though, is like, if I. [01:13:33] Speaker B: I don't need to reconnect in neural pathway. [01:13:35] Speaker A: Aaron. [01:13:35] Speaker C: Rod. Just. [01:13:36] Speaker B: Okay, good. [01:13:37] Speaker C: He's so bad. Dude. [01:13:38] Speaker B: You hate Aaron. Okay, we can get. We can get into that. That's fine. Where's the blame here as we segue into this. So that was our political standpoint. Let's get our neuro segues to what we have right now in front of us, which is an atrocity. It is tough to watch. This is very bad. [01:13:56] Speaker C: Patriots. [01:13:57] Speaker B: Yes, I am. [01:13:58] Speaker A: Gerard Mayo is going to be fired after he loses to the Jets. [01:14:02] Speaker B: Okay. That is your statement. [01:14:04] Speaker C: He's making the year. Why would you fire him? It doesn't even make sense. [01:14:06] Speaker B: He's going to make the. He's going to make the year. [01:14:07] Speaker C: Rebuild. Yeah. [01:14:08] Speaker A: I think he gets fired after. [01:14:10] Speaker C: There was no expectations, though. [01:14:12] Speaker A: I think he gets fired after. Especially the comments he's going to the media. He's calling his players soft. You can't be doing that. If you want to go in the locker room and say you're soft, that's fine. But don't go out on the media and blast your players. This is the team you put on the field. [01:14:28] Speaker B: I would. That's so that's what I would say. I'd say, you can't really be out there like Smith. I'm all for, like, getting under somebody's skin telling a player like, Listen, you need to wake the fuck up. Like, we expect great things out of you. You expect to be a great player. I need you to be a great player. [01:14:42] Speaker A: You chose not to. Drake May. Four games. [01:14:45] Speaker B: When you don't sign a left tackle, when your line's depleted, when you have no offensive talent outside, there is no offensive talent. I like Drake May. There's no knock on him. He's way better than Mac Jones would ever be. Mac Jones should die. I just don't think you can come out and be like, our team is soft. Which they are. When it's like, yo. [01:15:06] Speaker A: Yeah. They can't stop the run. [01:15:07] Speaker B: I don't know, though. There's a lot of. There's a lot of things. I would say that that's kind of a shot at Elliot Wolf that he's taken because it's like, dude, you've taken. There's no. There's not a lot. This guy does not have a lot of power. There's a lot of. There's so many mouths in the. There's so many. What is it in the kitchen? What's the thing? [01:15:24] Speaker A: Too many cooks in the kitchen. [01:15:25] Speaker B: Yeah, there's way too many cooks in our kitchen. [01:15:27] Speaker C: There's way too many. [01:15:28] Speaker B: Our kitchen is fucking people trying to eat everything. There's so many mountains and cooks and not kitchen. [01:15:34] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:15:34] Speaker B: There's too many in that kitchen. How about that? That's. [01:15:37] Speaker C: There's way too many. [01:15:38] Speaker B: Way too many. Ben McAdoo, SV. Who's this retard? AVP. Fat retard. He needs to go. Gerard Mayo. Robert Covington. Elliot Wolf. Jonathan Kraft. Robert Kraft. [01:15:51] Speaker C: Too many. [01:15:52] Speaker B: The masseuses. How many cocks is that? [01:15:54] Speaker C: Too many cocks. [01:15:55] Speaker B: Way too many. [01:15:56] Speaker C: Yeah. So I agree. [01:15:58] Speaker B: Lo and behold, what's on. And as many cocks as there are in that room, we still fail to put out a decent product. This team. This team sucks. [01:16:08] Speaker A: At least we're not the Browns. [01:16:10] Speaker B: This team's crazy. Crazy to think that we could get the four wins. [01:16:13] Speaker A: We're going to get the first round pick. [01:16:15] Speaker C: Hold on. [01:16:15] Speaker B: We're going to get another top five. It's guaranteed. [01:16:17] Speaker C: What has changed? What has changed from you two? You two. We already said that this was a rebuild year. They weren't going to be good. Why are we getting this jacked up over it if we. [01:16:28] Speaker A: Because we want them to be good, Al. [01:16:30] Speaker B: No, no. [01:16:31] Speaker C: You just like to complain. [01:16:32] Speaker A: No, we want them to be good. [01:16:34] Speaker B: Listen, I might like to complain. [01:16:35] Speaker A: We want to believe in great. He's got nobody to throw the ball to. [01:16:39] Speaker C: Right. [01:16:39] Speaker A: You're going to get the guy killed behind the line. He's already getting MRIs on his knee. [01:16:44] Speaker B: Al's also not. Not wrong in the sense that I was saying this literally. We've been saying this from the jump. It's the same organ. Like what else do you expect? [01:16:52] Speaker A: Either star Drake made game one or don't play him at all and run Jacoby Brissette and let him watch behind. [01:16:59] Speaker C: Why don't you want to see what you have? You know you got something special. [01:17:01] Speaker A: Okay. Now, now we see what we got. Let's not get him killed. [01:17:05] Speaker B: I would say that, that there, there could be something. [01:17:08] Speaker A: Put Milton in. [01:17:10] Speaker B: What? [01:17:10] Speaker A: Like that's put Joe Milton in. [01:17:12] Speaker B: Just call 985. He can't. Why don't you just go to 98.5and. [01:17:15] Speaker A: Just say that we know what we got now. Let's not get the guy killed. [01:17:19] Speaker B: Yeah, I know. That's a 98.5 tape that calls in once a week that has Joe Milton. [01:17:25] Speaker A: Let's not. Let's not get the guy killed. [01:17:27] Speaker B: You just take like it's not. [01:17:30] Speaker A: But all I'm saying. All I'm saying is, is like don't get the guy killed back there. [01:17:35] Speaker B: Who cares? He's playing quarterback. He has to figure it out. Not every day is going to be. He's not going to be un. [01:17:40] Speaker A: He's getting his ass pounded. [01:17:42] Speaker B: So what? [01:17:43] Speaker C: Let us get his ass. [01:17:44] Speaker A: He's going to snap his knee. [01:17:45] Speaker B: Who cares? [01:17:46] Speaker C: Gets his ass pounded all the time. [01:17:48] Speaker B: It, dude. [01:17:49] Speaker A: Yeah, it. And then something special goes into now. It's nothing. He's got a bum knee. [01:17:53] Speaker C: So then he's out another year. [01:17:54] Speaker B: Justin. [01:17:55] Speaker A: Yeah. Who cares? We're gonna have a top five pick for the next five years. [01:18:00] Speaker C: We'll be real good on year six. Real good. Year six. [01:18:04] Speaker B: 40 year old 40. [01:18:06] Speaker A: Jalen Polk is not it. [01:18:09] Speaker B: He's got these, these guys. [01:18:11] Speaker A: Jalen Polk is Naji Hat. Is that not Naji Akil Harry Light. [01:18:15] Speaker B: What's not good to see? [01:18:16] Speaker C: Oh, he's better than a kill Harry. Which is saying something. [01:18:18] Speaker B: What's not good to see is that when shit is when shit hits the fan. All this. Listen, I'll tell you right now. And now this is where I kind of backtrack all this stuff that's going on in this locker room. Everything that you hear that keeps getting broken out and then guys posting on social media and everything. You want to know when that wouldn't have happened. [01:18:39] Speaker A: This is why I'm saying Mayo is going to get fired because he Lost the locker room already. [01:18:43] Speaker B: I. I will after this. [01:18:45] Speaker C: Jeff's loss. [01:18:46] Speaker A: He's gone. Mock my words. [01:18:47] Speaker B: Sit here and put my hand up. I definitely wish we still had Bill Belich only because this is where we're at right now. Like the coaching is not as much dysfunction. Dude, this is crazy. [01:18:59] Speaker C: You could be bad on the field. [01:19:01] Speaker B: But it was. I was not in on the May. [01:19:03] Speaker A: Ohio because I defense was ridiculous with Bill Belichick. [01:19:06] Speaker B: I wanted it to be someone different. I wanted a Ben. First of all. The one person I want probably more than anyone is Ben Johnson, the offensive coordinator for the Lions. That guy's a fucking wizard. That's the guy that I want to coach my team. [01:19:18] Speaker C: Or it's because the Lions have a ridiculous amount of talent. [01:19:23] Speaker B: Unbelievable. They look at their. [01:19:26] Speaker C: Because they were so bad for so long. This is how you get good. [01:19:30] Speaker B: Okay. In a sense. Yeah, you're right. Their whole offense though is all drafted kids within the last four years. [01:19:35] Speaker C: That's what I'm saying. [01:19:36] Speaker B: Jameson Williams, Amon Ra, Sam LaPorta, Jibbs. I mean like they trade. David Montgomery traded for those guys. [01:19:42] Speaker C: Yes. [01:19:43] Speaker B: Which are great assets. They align their offensive line pen ac well again their line's nasty. Ragnarok. Like they're good. It did but they did. But Al, you're right. They did suck for like six to. [01:19:55] Speaker C: Yeah. You guys just take. [01:19:57] Speaker B: They were absolutely trash. Horrible, like horrific. [01:20:00] Speaker A: But they had. [01:20:01] Speaker C: You could even say that during Megatron. They sucked. [01:20:05] Speaker B: They did. They were an average team. The only thing. [01:20:07] Speaker C: They've sucked for a long time. They've sucked for a long time. [01:20:11] Speaker B: All right, so they suck since any who. So yeah, we're what, one in six. The season's over. [01:20:17] Speaker C: I think people thought when. When you hired Gerard May you would get Mike Tomlin. [01:20:22] Speaker A: Yeah. That's what they should not have won that first game versus Cincinnati. They got lucky with the fumble. [01:20:27] Speaker B: That. That was. That was a fluke thing. That's Cincinnati coming out the gate. There was a perfect match. It made in heaven for the Patriots to get a wood. [01:20:33] Speaker A: Exactly. [01:20:34] Speaker B: All guns, everybody. [01:20:35] Speaker A: Cincinnati always starts slow. [01:20:37] Speaker B: Yep. [01:20:37] Speaker A: Cincinnati is one in nine. Joe Burrow is one in nine and is. Listen last fucking home opening. [01:20:44] Speaker B: You can. [01:20:45] Speaker C: You can make an argument that if. If Drake May started for. For this versus Seahawks we win the Seahawks game. If Drake May started first. The Dolphins who win the Dolphins game. If our defense wasn't so bad the last few weeks, we probably win those games too. [01:21:01] Speaker B: I mean, are we just going to sit here and go we would have. [01:21:04] Speaker C: That's my Point. My point is that it's not that far off. [01:21:06] Speaker A: I almost hit my parlay, but I didn't. [01:21:08] Speaker B: Well, yeah, right. [01:21:09] Speaker C: Because I think that we can all agree that we don't have a game manager right now. So like before. [01:21:16] Speaker B: No, I wouldn't know. [01:21:17] Speaker C: Before it was before it was like, okay, we can win games. Well, this was my train of thought. We can win games if Mac Jones doesn't make mistakes. Good defense. We got a guy that is acting actually could. [01:21:28] Speaker A: Like if we had Drake May on last year's team, he. [01:21:32] Speaker B: He can actually, he can actually move a football. Like his, his numbers. I'm granted the first game I watched. [01:21:38] Speaker A: He's gonna be. He's another Josh Allen. He's gonna be. If he puts a little bit more weight on him, he's another Josh Allen. [01:21:43] Speaker C: I wouldn't want a Josh Allen. Cause Josh Allen's never gonna win anything. I want him to. I want Drake May to be Drake May. I want Drake. I want Josh Allen fans to be like, wow, I wish Josh Allen was as good as Drake. Maybe he's gonna win, right? Hopefully, yeah. Josh Allen ain't up. [01:21:56] Speaker A: He's not winning with, with any of this team. I. But if you put Drake May on last year's team with Belichick, with the defense that we had and give him one or two pieces on offense, you're making a deep playoff run. [01:22:11] Speaker B: I think, I think, I think personally that the Red Sox. That the Red Sox. Speaking of the World Series stance night, the Red Sox and the Patriots in very, very similar. [01:22:22] Speaker A: Do you think Kansas City wins out? Do you. Have you seen the rest of the schedule? [01:22:26] Speaker B: Huh? [01:22:26] Speaker C: No. They gotta think about those. [01:22:28] Speaker B: No, I don't think that they win. Like, I don't, I don't think that. [01:22:30] Speaker A: They have two games they might lose left. They're playing the Raiders twice. [01:22:36] Speaker B: That's total. [01:22:37] Speaker A: They're playing Jacksonville. [01:22:38] Speaker C: They have a bad division. [01:22:40] Speaker B: See that right there? See that how you said like that? How do you. They'll lose one of those games. They'll lose. [01:22:44] Speaker A: Well, they're playing Buffalo and they're playing. [01:22:47] Speaker B: They'll be, they'll. They'll blow the doors off above. [01:22:49] Speaker A: They're playing Buffalo and they're playing. Playing the Steelers, which I think are going to give them the best shots to lose again. [01:22:56] Speaker B: Those are probably going to be tough games. I swear to God. They're going to probably be tough. [01:22:59] Speaker A: I think they're probably going to win. [01:23:00] Speaker B: Like those games around like 23 to 17 the game versus like the Jaguars are a team that you least expect. [01:23:05] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:23:05] Speaker B: If you've been watching this year, they just don't show up to play, and they. They'll somehow. They'll fucking win. Is this your dog? Who? Is this your doctor? [01:23:13] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:23:14] Speaker B: Are you serious? I was just joking. Are you serious? [01:23:17] Speaker C: He's got. He's got all doctors. He's. His belt's all crazy. You have to plug that in when he comes back. Probably his goat's back. He showed me his toe. It doesn't even look painful. [01:23:26] Speaker B: Dude, if. If. I swear to God, if, like, I'm old enough, my son tells me that he ends up having any of these things, I'm punching him right in the face. [01:23:34] Speaker C: It's clearly that he's just, like, a weak human being. [01:23:37] Speaker B: Yeah, there's some. This. This weak Jean trait. [01:23:40] Speaker C: There's something going on. [01:23:41] Speaker B: Like, I've never heard of this. Like, I've never heard of this. And then, like, when I look it up, it's like, king Louis the 18th had this, like. Dude, what. What the. [01:23:49] Speaker C: I've been trying to get it for years. That's why I put up the go tour. I want to get it. Dude, I need the meat. I fish. [01:23:56] Speaker B: You have cancer? [01:23:57] Speaker A: No, it's my surgeon. [01:23:59] Speaker B: Oh. [01:24:00] Speaker C: What? He said. [01:24:01] Speaker A: They're trying to book my other two tests to see if I qualify. [01:24:06] Speaker C: So you needed to get off the podcast? You couldn't have just answered that on the podcast? [01:24:09] Speaker A: Know how long the conversation was going to be? [01:24:11] Speaker B: It was. What is that. What is that called? It was. [01:24:14] Speaker C: So is this for the sex change or. Which. Which thing is this for? [01:24:17] Speaker A: The sex change? [01:24:19] Speaker B: No, it's. [01:24:20] Speaker A: I'm going to fix my. [01:24:21] Speaker C: So Santina's going to have two. [01:24:22] Speaker A: My insides. He's going to have two. Listen, I'm actually gonna put my dick on her. [01:24:28] Speaker B: Nice. [01:24:29] Speaker C: I don't think she wants that. [01:24:31] Speaker B: I don't know. That just made my stomach turn, to be honest. Like that imagery. So, yeah, as we were saying. All right, I think. I think the Patriots. Yeah, the Patriots suck. We're gonna suck. [01:24:41] Speaker A: At least we're not the Browns. [01:24:42] Speaker B: I definitely don't think that the shelf life for Gerard Mayo, I think it is. It is running out very quick. [01:24:48] Speaker A: I give him one or two more games. The more we lose to the jets, they're going to fire him. [01:24:53] Speaker B: If they fire him in the middle of the season, that's even a worse. I think that's even a worse. Look, here's the thing. That's a panic move. That's a crafts. [01:25:00] Speaker C: The crafts are very about their Are they Jewish? [01:25:04] Speaker B: I just want. [01:25:04] Speaker C: Yes, they're Jewish. [01:25:06] Speaker B: That makes a lot of sense now. I'm just saying it makes a lot of sense. [01:25:09] Speaker C: I don't even know. I think we should pass that. We should just go past that. [01:25:11] Speaker A: I think we'll just. We're not going to acknowledge it. [01:25:13] Speaker C: Yeah, we're not going to acknowledge that. He said that. No, that's fine. [01:25:16] Speaker A: Yeah, we're not. We're not acknowledging it. [01:25:19] Speaker C: Okay. Yeah, we're not going to acknowledge it. [01:25:20] Speaker B: They don't spend any money, so we're. [01:25:24] Speaker A: Going to acknowledge it. [01:25:25] Speaker B: Yeah. I mean, we have a $300 million lighthouse. We have no offensive talent. I mean, how much more Jewish can we. [01:25:31] Speaker A: It's in the Lighthouse. [01:25:32] Speaker B: How much more Jewish do you want to portray out there? [01:25:34] Speaker A: They spent 300 million. [01:25:35] Speaker B: So we're the Jewish Patriots. [01:25:36] Speaker C: They spelt. They spent. They spent. [01:25:38] Speaker B: We're the new Jew. We're the new Jewish patriots. [01:25:40] Speaker A: We spent 300 million. [01:25:42] Speaker B: It's all up in Lighthouse. That's crazy. I'm glad. That makes. That makes so much more sense to me. A weight has been lifted off my shoulders now knowing that those guys come from that background. So that makes so much sense. Thanks. Great. So now on Sundays, I suffer now because you're a cheap prick. Good. I hope you both die. How about that? All right. [01:26:05] Speaker C: Oh, my God. [01:26:07] Speaker A: Jesus Christ. [01:26:08] Speaker B: But you can't say that. [01:26:09] Speaker A: I don't know. [01:26:10] Speaker B: I don't know either. [01:26:11] Speaker C: The pr. All they care about is their fucking clicks. [01:26:17] Speaker A: Image. [01:26:18] Speaker C: Their image. I don't like the Crafts. I think what they did to Belichick is fucked up. They keep going back and forth. They keep trying to say that Belichick's the. Belichick and the Crafts are fighting now. [01:26:28] Speaker A: They said they fight him. [01:26:29] Speaker C: Belichick and Crafts. Now, Craft said last week that he. That they fired Bill Belichick. [01:26:34] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:26:34] Speaker C: Bill Belichick saying that the team isn't soft. That. So they're, like, fighting through the media in this, like, little way. I don't think they fire Mayo because then they're admitting they made a mistake in the middle of the season. [01:26:47] Speaker B: Right. Right. [01:26:48] Speaker A: So they're gonna bite. [01:26:49] Speaker B: Right. [01:26:49] Speaker A: They're gonna bite their nose despite their face. [01:26:51] Speaker C: Yeah. So just get through the season. This season's already a wash. Would you agree? [01:26:55] Speaker B: Well, here and then. [01:26:56] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:26:57] Speaker B: Mutually part ways. [01:26:59] Speaker C: Yes. [01:26:59] Speaker B: Well, because you're not gonna get a demotion. I'm gonna tell you right now, Gerard Mayo's not sticking around to become a quarter coordinator anymore. [01:27:05] Speaker A: So why didn't they do any Hiring outside. You didn't even interview anybody. You just handed him. [01:27:14] Speaker B: You granted a successor. The only other time that I've ever heard that happen is to Tony Dungey. [01:27:19] Speaker A: I wouldn't. Who's going to come back? Who's going to come here? Are they going to hire Mike McCarthy? Because he'll be done with the Cowboys. [01:27:25] Speaker B: You. [01:27:26] Speaker C: If we, if we legitimately hired Mike McCarthy. [01:27:28] Speaker B: Please, can you like. Yeah, that, that just got me to the point where I was fucking broke everything on the set. [01:27:33] Speaker A: Just see who are they gonna hire? [01:27:35] Speaker B: Things. Not things that like I'm gonna. [01:27:37] Speaker A: Who are they gonna hire? [01:27:38] Speaker C: I. I think. [01:27:38] Speaker B: I don't know. We gotta see. Because guess what? In the NFL, at the end of the year, I'll tell you right now, there'll be at least. Okay, so that counts as one. That counts as one. There'll be at least eight job openings. At least eight. It's every year in the NFL there's eight to nine job openings because people just funnel out coaches. [01:27:56] Speaker C: I think you get. [01:27:57] Speaker B: There's a lot of shitty coaches. [01:27:58] Speaker C: I would rather a hot shot college coordinator. [01:28:02] Speaker B: A thousand and ten. [01:28:04] Speaker C: And then you get a veteran. I would get a veteran defensive coordinator. [01:28:10] Speaker B: Who coached whoever coach Drake made. [01:28:12] Speaker A: Try to get him mints. [01:28:14] Speaker B: Whoever coach Mack Brown. [01:28:16] Speaker A: Yeah, get him in there. [01:28:17] Speaker B: No, you. That you don't. You don't need that. You just need someone that's like an unbelievable, like good offensive mind. That's all. [01:28:25] Speaker A: Bring in Sable. [01:28:25] Speaker B: What. What the Buffalo Bills do. Buffalo Bills want to go get. [01:28:28] Speaker A: Would you be happy if Joe Brady. [01:28:31] Speaker B: Was the offensive coordinator for the 2019 LSU Tigers? That is smart. That is very smart. All those guys are now in the NFL and they're all unbelievable. So why don't we take the guy that managed all of that talent, put him behind a bunch of. [01:28:44] Speaker A: I mean you had Joe Burrow throw into fucking Jamar Chase and Justin Jefferson. [01:28:49] Speaker B: Yeah, you did. [01:28:51] Speaker A: It's like. But it's their talent. They're the best wide receivers in the league. [01:28:55] Speaker B: But that's also put into his skill scheme. [01:28:58] Speaker A: Yeah. I mean at the same time you're. [01:29:01] Speaker C: Gonna feel like I could coach those two teams. [01:29:02] Speaker A: Exactly. You could coach those teams, dude. [01:29:06] Speaker C: No, Nico couldn't. But. [01:29:07] Speaker A: Oh yeah, he cheated on his mcat. [01:29:09] Speaker B: But there is a. I'm telling you guys, I am. For a young offensive minded kid like that, obviously that has experience. I don't want just like some 28 year old that like, just like Rips Madden. I need something like, like a Joe Brady somewhere where you can show me that like you've like Ben Johnson. [01:29:27] Speaker A: Like I'd like a Sean mc. [01:29:29] Speaker B: But like dude, he. You watch those games. Like guys are wide open. Like it's Jared. But you gotta also think what you have. Jared Goff is a. Is a middle, middle of the road quarterback. Would you say. Yeah, not top 10. Would you say he's top 10? 10. [01:29:43] Speaker A: He might be 10. [01:29:44] Speaker B: 12. [01:29:44] Speaker A: 10 to 12. Who? [01:29:45] Speaker B: Jared Goff. Is he top 10? [01:29:47] Speaker A: No, he's 8 on the league right now. [01:29:50] Speaker B: That doesn't. Yeah, again, doesn't. [01:29:51] Speaker A: I'm saying 10 to 12. [01:29:53] Speaker B: Okay. So anyways, I put him in the middle. Yeah, he's in the middle and he looks fantastic. [01:29:58] Speaker C: Not fantastic. Really not fantastic. He does. He looks okay. [01:30:03] Speaker A: He's been playing. [01:30:04] Speaker B: They do really good. Like they do really? [01:30:07] Speaker C: Yeah, but I think it's. I just think they have a solid team. [01:30:09] Speaker B: I don't really know what you're not seeing. [01:30:11] Speaker C: Well, I mean you're really good. I mean you're saying. [01:30:14] Speaker B: But you're saying what? I mean you are saying the same thing. You said you want somebody a young, offensive minded. [01:30:19] Speaker C: No, I do. Yeah. [01:30:21] Speaker B: Yeah. So do I. That's. That's all I want I. For my head coach. For my head coach to be offensive. Not defensive. Not defensive. That's bad. [01:30:31] Speaker A: No, you got a G. Looks like. [01:30:33] Speaker B: A penis sucks a penis. [01:30:34] Speaker C: You bet $200 on a negative 120 favorite. What do you get back? [01:30:42] Speaker B: 82. 200 on a negative one 120. So I already gave up. Yeah. 80. 80. What the is that? How are you gonna ask me a question not know the answer? Are you serious? Is that. Did you just randomly hit me with like a betting question? [01:31:00] Speaker C: I'm asking you math. [01:31:02] Speaker B: Dude, I'm trying to talk to you. You're not talk. You guys are just looking at. [01:31:06] Speaker A: Well, you did make it seem like you a rain man when it came to math like 20 minutes ago. [01:31:12] Speaker B: Should be 80. The leftover of that is 80. 200 on a 120. You can all. You're only going to get back 80. [01:31:21] Speaker C: You're only getting back 80 on the holy like a. On a 200 bet. [01:31:27] Speaker B: No. Should be then you're a loser, dude. You're a loser. [01:31:31] Speaker C: How's it my fault, dude? [01:31:32] Speaker B: I don't know because like you ask. [01:31:34] Speaker A: A. I mean you made it sound like you were lame man out here. [01:31:36] Speaker B: Now I have to go find a. A minus 120something and bet 200 on it. All right. [01:31:41] Speaker C: You said you rain man. Dude. [01:31:42] Speaker B: Is there anything like talk about Rain Man. [01:31:44] Speaker A: That's not the Patriots. [01:31:46] Speaker B: Did I say that? [01:31:47] Speaker C: All right, so not the Patriots. How do we feel? I, I, I. [01:31:51] Speaker B: It's minus 130. 200 on minus 130. All right, never mind. I was totally off. All right, so if it's 153 on a minus 130, so 200. So 160 probably. That's what that is. Okay, any who 80 on each 100. [01:32:05] Speaker C: Is what you're trying to say. [01:32:07] Speaker B: Yeah, that's what I thought, but that's not what it is. [01:32:09] Speaker C: It's close. Close. [01:32:11] Speaker A: How do we feel about what? [01:32:12] Speaker B: Got a lot. [01:32:13] Speaker C: How do we feel about. [01:32:14] Speaker B: How do we feel about this account being absolutely juiced up? [01:32:17] Speaker C: How do we feel about therapy questions? You answer therapy question. We asked you a question. [01:32:24] Speaker B: Me? [01:32:24] Speaker C: Yes. And you give us your honest opinion. [01:32:26] Speaker B: Piss me off. Go ahead. [01:32:28] Speaker C: Listen. Someone, someone inboxed us this love again that they want bad brain to go to therapy. [01:32:35] Speaker B: Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, cool. [01:32:38] Speaker C: Let me see. [01:32:38] Speaker A: Therapy. [01:32:39] Speaker C: I don't even know if I have it here. [01:32:42] Speaker A: Yay. [01:32:43] Speaker B: I kind of like this bet, guys. Plus 3000 any play to hit 6 plus home runs in the World Series and break the all time World Series. [01:32:50] Speaker C: So. But we did. We have 100%. [01:32:56] Speaker B: You guys give a at all about the World Series. [01:32:58] Speaker C: He's not good at math. We know that. Yes, of course. I want the Dodgers to win. [01:33:02] Speaker B: How am I not good at math? [01:33:04] Speaker C: I want the Dodgers to win. [01:33:05] Speaker B: I lowkey want the Yankees to win because I feel like it might have light a fire under the Red Sox ass to now get off by it. Guys. Watch the Netflix talk. [01:33:11] Speaker C: No, no. [01:33:12] Speaker A: The game seven. [01:33:13] Speaker B: Damn. No, it's called, it's called the comeback on 2000 on the 2004 team. I know we've probably all watched four days in October which is also one of the greatest documentaries, but this is also a really good one. It shows like a lot more. [01:33:28] Speaker A: All right, let's get some of these therapy questions and then we'll call it a day. [01:33:32] Speaker B: I'm sobbing. I'm so hungry. It's. We're at a buck 34. [01:33:35] Speaker A: You gotta get ready for work. [01:33:37] Speaker B: I'm looking at these. [01:33:37] Speaker C: All right. What are some self care practices you turn to when you're feeling stressed or overwhelmed? [01:33:43] Speaker A: Can I answer these as well? [01:33:44] Speaker B: Yes. [01:33:45] Speaker A: Jerking off. That's, that's, that's the number one answer. [01:33:48] Speaker B: Thank you. [01:33:49] Speaker A: Do you feel there's no other answer. [01:33:50] Speaker B: Than that I was literally on. That's literally what I was just gonna say. [01:33:54] Speaker A: Or like alone time. Give Me some alone time. Let me take a nice hot shower. [01:33:59] Speaker C: This is not jerking off alone time. [01:34:01] Speaker A: This is. No, no, no. This, this is separate. [01:34:03] Speaker B: This. Hold on. This is a therapy. What was the question? [01:34:05] Speaker C: These are therapy questions that were sent over to us. They want bad brain to go to therapy. So how do you deal with stress? What do you. [01:34:11] Speaker B: How do you get yourself calmed down besides relieving stress? Gaming. [01:34:18] Speaker C: Is that your answer? [01:34:19] Speaker B: Gaming? [01:34:20] Speaker A: Take a nice hot shower. So I feel nice and clean. Nice clean pajamas. And I want to watch a movie. [01:34:26] Speaker B: Believe it or not. [01:34:27] Speaker A: Watch a horror movie. Getting their heads cut off, believe it. [01:34:30] Speaker B: Or not, depending on the day. I love watching sports, so I could sit on my couch and, like, just rip my weed pen and, like, watch a game. [01:34:36] Speaker C: So you smoke a little weed? [01:34:37] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:34:38] Speaker C: Calm yourself down. [01:34:39] Speaker A: No choice. [01:34:40] Speaker C: I smoke a stick. Smoke a stick. I haven't been able to golf in a long time, so I am feeling a little bit stressed about that. Dude, I've been trying to golf forever. [01:34:47] Speaker B: Me too. [01:34:48] Speaker C: People are asking me to golf, and I just can't fucking put it together. It sucks. [01:34:52] Speaker B: Yep. So I'm all wound up and especially. [01:34:55] Speaker A: Got a jerk off. [01:34:56] Speaker B: And especially because of watching good movie, because of this weather. It's been fantastic, great golf weather. [01:35:02] Speaker C: Like, oh, it's been unbelievable. [01:35:03] Speaker B: Like, prime golf weather. [01:35:04] Speaker C: And I walk outside of my house and get depressed because I can't golf. Because it's like, this weather is so perfect right now for golf. And, like, I gotta go do real. [01:35:13] Speaker B: And there's nothing I could do about it. Well, we don't. [01:35:14] Speaker C: Me and my dog died, so that's. [01:35:16] Speaker B: Yes. All right, next. Next therapy question. Next therapy question. [01:35:24] Speaker C: That's kind of the same thing. What's your one coping strategy that works for you when you're feeling anxious or down? [01:35:30] Speaker B: When I'm feeling anxious or down, what's my one coping mechanism? [01:35:33] Speaker C: How do you cope with it? [01:35:35] Speaker B: Putting a palai. How about that? [01:35:37] Speaker C: So you go palai. [01:35:38] Speaker B: No, no. If we're being serious, I, I, one thing about me. [01:35:42] Speaker C: You eat ice cream. [01:35:43] Speaker B: I eat. [01:35:43] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:35:44] Speaker B: Well, I'll eat if it's not ice cream. I'm gonna eat like a steak and egg, and I'm gonna eat like a steak and cheese or I'm gonna go to Manny's and get four slices. [01:35:53] Speaker C: Well, you're gonna, you're gonna really pig out on oreos and eat six Oreos when you say you can eat 100. One of those things. [01:35:58] Speaker B: You know what's crazy is that. So when that I had those Oreos in front of me. I wasn't able to eat, like, one whole package of one of them. But about four days later, I did it. [01:36:10] Speaker C: Of course you did. [01:36:10] Speaker B: I did it because it's easy. Yeah. I did it in my, like. I just did it, like, throw, like, three hours in the night. [01:36:16] Speaker C: This is because you're a mentally weak human being. You saw that there was 100, and you were like, I can never do this. I can't help out before. But if you just started eating them and start going, it's fine, then you would have just got through them. [01:36:27] Speaker B: All right, I'm just going to. Next question. [01:36:29] Speaker C: Cope with that. [01:36:30] Speaker B: Yeah. Thanks. [01:36:32] Speaker C: What about you? [01:36:33] Speaker B: I don't know. I don't know where and what therapy. They just look at the person. They just say, you're a mentally weak human individual. That's gonna make some honest. [01:36:40] Speaker A: I don't know. I just kind of deal with it. You just say, okay, listen, it is what it is. You just keep going. [01:36:47] Speaker C: No, I would put yours as complain to everyone that can hear. That's how you cope. [01:36:52] Speaker A: No, I talk. Yeah. [01:36:53] Speaker B: Complaints to everybody. [01:36:54] Speaker A: See, here's the thing is, you have this conception of, like, me complaining when I just talk about stuff and vent. If something's wrong, I'm gonna talk about it. Because I went technically complain. I went through years of actual therapy. I'm still in therapy, and that's a big thing that they asked me to work on because I would internalize and hold everything in. And then I was £350. [01:37:19] Speaker C: I have never once in my life said to myself, justin needs to talk about stuff more. [01:37:26] Speaker B: Of course. [01:37:27] Speaker A: Because you're a scumbag and you don't think of my feelings. [01:37:31] Speaker C: No, I'm just saying again, in general, you like to complain. [01:37:34] Speaker A: No, I don't. [01:37:34] Speaker C: I'm fine with that. I listen to it. [01:37:36] Speaker A: I like to have a conversation about what's actually happening in my life. You look at as at a complaint because it's like, oh, that kind of sucks. So he's definitely complaining about it. [01:37:47] Speaker C: No, that's not true. Okay, you like to complain. [01:37:49] Speaker A: What do I complain about? [01:37:50] Speaker C: And there's nothing wrong with it. There's nothing wrong with it. [01:37:52] Speaker A: What do I complain about? [01:37:54] Speaker C: Okay, well, you came here, you complained about your mini goat. You said you had mini goat. [01:37:57] Speaker A: That's not a complaint. Complaints. [01:37:59] Speaker C: What do you mean? [01:38:00] Speaker A: I said to you, I walked in, I said, I think I got mini goat right now. Look at my toe. You're like, wow, it does look swollen. That's not a complaint. A Complaint is, oh, you'll never believe it. I have goat again. I just had go. That's a complaint. You're not understanding the definition between complaining and having a conversation with somebody. So every time I open my mouth and have a conversation, conversation, you take. [01:38:25] Speaker C: It as a complaint. [01:38:26] Speaker A: When I'm just. [01:38:27] Speaker C: I think when you talk about anything negative, it's considered a complaint. I'm not saying you. I'm saying people in general. That's a complaint. [01:38:33] Speaker A: Yeah, but I'm talking about a reality of what I'm going through, and you look at it as a complaint. Do you see what I'm saying? [01:38:39] Speaker C: Were you complaining about what's happening? [01:38:40] Speaker A: I didn't complain. I talked to my cousin about me having gout again. [01:38:45] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:38:45] Speaker C: I listened. [01:38:46] Speaker A: So. And then that was the end of it. I never brought it up again. [01:38:49] Speaker C: But it's still a complaint. [01:38:50] Speaker A: It's not a complaint. [01:38:51] Speaker C: So if I go into a room, restaurant, and I say, listen, guys, I wish you had tentacles in your calamari, right? Let's say I say that wish you a tentacles in your calamari. That's me complaining. [01:39:01] Speaker A: That's a wish. A complaint would be, hey, listen, why don't you. [01:39:06] Speaker B: I. That's pissed me off. If you're gonna have calamari, Al, can we just throw some tentacles in? [01:39:12] Speaker C: I do like the tentacles. [01:39:13] Speaker A: I like the tentacles, too. [01:39:14] Speaker B: I know you think that it's a. [01:39:15] Speaker A: Complaint is like, hey, I need to talk to your manager. Now the manager comes over and I'm really disappointed. No, this ruined my experience. [01:39:24] Speaker C: You don't have different variants, different varials of it. [01:39:27] Speaker B: This question. [01:39:28] Speaker C: If you say something negative at all, If I say my back's hurting, that's me complaining about my back. It's a reality, but it's still complaining. [01:39:34] Speaker B: You're saying it out loud. You're saying. [01:39:35] Speaker C: You say anything you're saying out loud. [01:39:37] Speaker A: Yeah, but you take it as anything I say out loud as a complaint. [01:39:41] Speaker C: This one I'm sure you guys are not going to have an answer for because you both losers. But what's one personal goal you have for the next month? And which steps will you take to achieve it? What do you want to get done in the next month? [01:39:51] Speaker B: Get health insurance. [01:39:53] Speaker C: You don't have health insurance? [01:39:55] Speaker B: No. [01:39:56] Speaker C: Piece of. Dude. What do you. [01:39:58] Speaker B: What do you mean? [01:39:58] Speaker C: Just apply for it. They'll give it to you for nothing. [01:40:01] Speaker B: Chill out. [01:40:02] Speaker A: Yeah, he makes too much money. [01:40:03] Speaker B: I do make too much. [01:40:04] Speaker A: You're not gonna. You're not gonna get paid. [01:40:07] Speaker B: I'm gonna. Oh, my God. [01:40:08] Speaker A: You're not gonna get denied. You're just gonna have to pay a boy pushing them. [01:40:11] Speaker B: You get denied and then you have to go and you have to pick your health insurance. [01:40:15] Speaker A: So just go apply for health insurance. [01:40:17] Speaker C: Just go get that done, dude. [01:40:18] Speaker B: Okay? [01:40:19] Speaker C: Because you know something's gonna happen. [01:40:20] Speaker B: That's. Yo, you asked me what a goal I had inside of him. [01:40:23] Speaker C: So what are you gonna do tomorrow? [01:40:25] Speaker A: Oh, no, you're complaining. He's complaining. [01:40:28] Speaker B: Not it. That's not my goal. Because guess what? [01:40:31] Speaker A: Y'all complaining. [01:40:32] Speaker B: Let me tell you. [01:40:33] Speaker A: You said that you want health insurance. It's a complaint. [01:40:37] Speaker B: Question. [01:40:38] Speaker A: You see my point? [01:40:39] Speaker C: No, no, you said you were. [01:40:40] Speaker A: You were dealing with an illness. [01:40:42] Speaker C: That's a complaint. It's fine. [01:40:43] Speaker B: Yeah, good therapy. [01:40:44] Speaker C: It could still be a fact. [01:40:45] Speaker B: Stupid idea. This was. [01:40:46] Speaker C: What's yours? [01:40:48] Speaker A: I want to make more money. [01:40:50] Speaker B: That's gig. [01:40:51] Speaker C: Well, if you. If you put any effort into this, maybe we get a sponsor. [01:40:54] Speaker A: Yeah, maybe. Maybe it'll be better help from. [01:40:58] Speaker C: We could get better help. They just give it out money like crazy to every podcast in the world and we can't get it. Yeah, it's crazy. [01:41:05] Speaker B: We need help. [01:41:05] Speaker C: This. This portion is sponsored by BetterHelp. [01:41:08] Speaker B: We need. We need greater help. We need more help. [01:41:11] Speaker C: So what are you going to do? What are you going to do? Actually, so now you didn't answer the second. But what are you going to do to get to make more money? [01:41:18] Speaker B: I can't believe returned to Al. [01:41:19] Speaker A: I don't know, probably sell some on ebay like I've been doing. [01:41:24] Speaker B: That's. You know what? There's nothing. There's nothing wrong with that. That's passive. That's okay. [01:41:28] Speaker C: Why don't you do yard sales and, like, go to a yard sale, see if you can get stuff. I can guarantee you can make money. Flip. [01:41:33] Speaker B: I also feel like, Justin, you'd be really good with, like, collectible stuff and, like, flipping that. I. I mean, like, I. I'm kind of a little bit retarded, and I did that for a little bit with Funko Pops and that was successful. So. [01:41:44] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, keep up with it. I was trying to do it with movies. Well, keeping keeping up, I accumulated a lot of movies and I have a tough time letting them go now. That's my. It's a me problem. [01:41:55] Speaker B: And you've ran into the same snare that I ran into with the Funko to me problem. I'm like, all right, I don't want to sell it anymore. And there's still 120 left. And my mom's like, dude, you gotta let go of some of these. I'm like, no, I'm not. [01:42:07] Speaker A: Yeah, it's a me problem. [01:42:09] Speaker B: Yeah. So then I'm. I'm itching though, to get back into collecting. [01:42:12] Speaker A: What's yours? [01:42:13] Speaker B: Either first generation Pokemon cards or. Or Funko Pops again. [01:42:18] Speaker A: But what's yours? [01:42:19] Speaker C: What was the question again? I forget. [01:42:21] Speaker A: What do you want to. What a goal that you have in a month. In a month, what are you going to do to achieve it? And you can't say go golfing again. That's. [01:42:31] Speaker C: I mean, that is a goal. [01:42:32] Speaker A: But you already said that that's a goal. You could literally complained about not being able to go two minutes ago. That was a complaint. [01:42:41] Speaker C: 100% that's a complaint. [01:42:42] Speaker A: I say when I complain. [01:42:45] Speaker C: I'm complaining. When you say something at all, negative, it's a complaint. Sorry. [01:42:48] Speaker B: All right, what's the next question? [01:42:50] Speaker C: Next question. Okay, I won't answer it. I could. [01:42:52] Speaker B: Oh, you didn't answer. I thought you answered. What was it? What was your answer? [01:42:56] Speaker C: Now I lost track. Probably being more organized. I feel like I'm not organized. I got so much on my plate in the next like couple months. [01:43:03] Speaker B: I was just say to you though, don't you feel like you're maybe your miss. Miss on the organization part is that you actually. Do you have too much going on right now? Do you have too much on your plate that you can't decide? [01:43:14] Speaker C: I'm sure there's a lot of people that have way more in their life going on with me that are more organized. [01:43:18] Speaker B: So is. Do you just say that to yourself just to not make yourself feel like you don't have too much on your plate? [01:43:23] Speaker C: I don't think I have too much on my plate. [01:43:24] Speaker B: I think I need too much on your plate. [01:43:26] Speaker C: I think I need a better. I like this trans train of thought that I just stop putting stuff on your plate. But I don't think that's real life. [01:43:34] Speaker A: No, you gotta delegate. [01:43:36] Speaker B: No managing it, though. [01:43:37] Speaker C: That's my point. I have to manage it better. [01:43:39] Speaker A: You gotta delegate. [01:43:40] Speaker C: I was trying to get a salesman for the pasta company and he just completely just ditched us and didn't make any sales. [01:43:48] Speaker A: So I think he made like one sale. [01:43:51] Speaker C: One. He made two sales and one never got paid. [01:43:53] Speaker A: And. And then. And then like the company I got like, tried to put orders in and then like, they weren't fulfilled, so they just stopped because again, not on my problem. I got you the account and then you never followed Her. [01:44:08] Speaker C: So that's an untrue statement. [01:44:10] Speaker A: It feels like it's true. [01:44:12] Speaker C: Oh, they try to put orders in, and they weren't fulfilled. [01:44:14] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:44:16] Speaker C: Not true at all. That's a lie. And. And if that was the case, do you think that a salesman can only bring one account to the. To the. To the company? [01:44:29] Speaker B: All right, so Justin was the salesman. Justin was the salesman. [01:44:32] Speaker C: He put in about. He put in one. One day of work, and that was it. [01:44:37] Speaker B: Next question. Bro. It's tough Todd, out here to be. [01:44:39] Speaker C: He could have made more money. [01:44:41] Speaker A: I didn't make any money off of it. [01:44:42] Speaker C: Yeah, you didn't. [01:44:43] Speaker A: There's no. There was no pay structure. There was no nothing. I had no paperwork. I had not. No handout notes, nothing. I had a business card. [01:44:50] Speaker C: That's just so untrue. I can go back to the stuff he had. Every cell sheet known to man. [01:44:55] Speaker A: Nope. [01:44:57] Speaker C: Anyways, can you share a time, Justin, when you were too hard on yourself and has that impacted and how did that impact you? [01:45:05] Speaker A: Too hard on myself. I mean, these are some really deep questions here, but what do you want me to say? [01:45:11] Speaker C: This is just the ones I got answered. I got 300 of them. [01:45:15] Speaker A: It was too hard on myself. Jesus Christ. Yeah, there's some answers that I really want to talk about. [01:45:22] Speaker B: Wait. [01:45:23] Speaker C: I mean, we're here. [01:45:28] Speaker A: I don't know. All right, Nico, let me. [01:45:30] Speaker B: What do you mean? [01:45:32] Speaker C: When were you too hot on yourself? I mean, therapy's gay, number one. [01:45:39] Speaker A: So, so gay. This question. [01:45:41] Speaker C: So you want to talk about feelings? [01:45:42] Speaker B: When I was too hot on my. Myself. I can't, like, think of anything right now, like, to even answer that. Really. I don't Even when I was too hot on myself, I wasn't hot as I wasn't hot enough on myself during, like, the weight loss competition. If I could reverse that, I. Again, that was something that I was doing good in. Then I let off. I wasn't. [01:46:04] Speaker A: I would say something that, like, you did. That was really. You disappointed yourself. You're like, damn, I can't believe I actually did that. [01:46:13] Speaker C: I have an answer for you, Mik. [01:46:15] Speaker B: Sure you do. [01:46:16] Speaker C: Remember that time you came in here? It was like Christmas, and you had, like, blonde hair. And then my mother looked at you and was like, what did you do with your hair? And then you stormed out of here and left. [01:46:25] Speaker A: Yeah. You were a little hard on yourself. [01:46:27] Speaker C: Was it because you were hot on how bad your hair looked blonde, like, that you went shiesty. [01:46:33] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:46:33] Speaker C: You went shisty neek. Before shiesty was A thing? [01:46:36] Speaker B: Yeah. The hair probably was a little too blonde. Yeah, it's on me. Hand up. That's being a little bit too hot on yourself. It's just. Here. I could have put a hat on or something. [01:46:44] Speaker C: That's all. [01:46:44] Speaker B: That's it. Now, looking back on it, me now. I would have. I'm. I'm definitely. I don't know. I'm not like, I'm way more go with the flow. So it's like, it's okay. [01:46:52] Speaker C: I do think you went through a stage where you were taking things way too personally. I feel like you're more going with the flow now. [01:47:01] Speaker B: Yeah, I'm way more. I'm way more God with the flow. I'm way more go with the flow. [01:47:05] Speaker A: Do you have an answer? [01:47:07] Speaker C: When I was too hot on myself. [01:47:09] Speaker A: Which is probably never, like, because you think you do no wrong at all times. [01:47:14] Speaker C: No, I think that you think that I think that I don't do anything wrong. That's what I think. [01:47:19] Speaker A: Well, I think that you think that. I think that's what I think you. [01:47:22] Speaker C: Think too hot on myself. [01:47:27] Speaker A: It's a tough question, especially for people that don't think they do anything right. [01:47:34] Speaker C: I think that's the problem. [01:47:35] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:47:39] Speaker A: Well, while you're thinking, I can give you my answer. [01:47:41] Speaker C: Okay. [01:47:42] Speaker A: I had. This was a time in Florida. I had a threesome with two girls that had boyfriends that I worked with as well. [01:47:54] Speaker C: That's bad. [01:47:54] Speaker A: And then. [01:47:55] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:47:56] Speaker A: Cause it was like an experience. And it's like, I'm not gonna say no to that. So I did it. And then they told their boyfriends after. I don't know, like, why. [01:48:05] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:48:06] Speaker A: And then they got broken up with. And then they hated me. And then I was like, man, I really. [01:48:10] Speaker C: You're on an island by yourself. [01:48:12] Speaker A: I shouldn't have done that. Like, in retrospect, like, even though I got the experience under my belt, I lost, you know, at least one friend. [01:48:20] Speaker B: Out of it so handed threesome experience. [01:48:24] Speaker A: I did. So I was a little hot on myself. [01:48:27] Speaker B: Think about it. Thinking back on now, would you rather have been able to talk to that. That person that you. [01:48:31] Speaker A: No, I still would have had the threesome. Thousand percent. [01:48:34] Speaker B: That's so. [01:48:35] Speaker C: So then you made the right decision. [01:48:37] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:48:37] Speaker C: I mean, but in the time you were. [01:48:39] Speaker A: Yeah, I was a little bummed out. I was like, I can't believe I did that. [01:48:43] Speaker C: I'm trying to think. It was probably a time, like, I probably lost my tempo. Could be the time I put Nick Marco's head through a wall. In the middle of a party. That was probably an overreaction. [01:48:53] Speaker A: Yeah, but you've been good with your tempa. I haven't seen you blow a gasket in a while. [01:49:01] Speaker C: Yeah. You haven't been to a lot of kids. Sports lately, but yeah, you're right where. [01:49:04] Speaker A: You get it out. Yeah. I mean, do you have another question? [01:49:09] Speaker C: I do. I have several. [01:49:11] Speaker A: Let's do three more and wrap this up. [01:49:13] Speaker C: Three more and wrap it up. [01:49:15] Speaker A: Three more and wrap it up. Yeah. I mean, rapid fire though this is brought. [01:49:22] Speaker C: Who is someone you appreciate in your life and how have they positively impacted you? I appreciate these two people and I'll tell you why. Every time I look at them, I just feel better about myself. So it's just. That's how they've positively impacted me. I'm just glad every time I look at Justin, I'm like, thank God I don't have to go. Yeah, thank God I don't have guard. [01:49:43] Speaker A: Yep. [01:49:44] Speaker C: I have all my teeth right now. So I'm happy about that. And I do enjoy coming here with you guys, just in general. [01:49:51] Speaker A: Yeah, we do. We have a good time. [01:49:53] Speaker B: So I definitely. I would. I would agree with you with that. You. I'd also like to add that people I appreciate. I appreciate. [01:50:05] Speaker C: Don't mention your girlfriend because you guys can break up. [01:50:07] Speaker B: Not mentioning a couple weeks. Not mentioning. Not mentioning her. I'd probably say my dad. Only reason being is because he just has, like, really good advice. Like he. That he's been through. He's been through so much. He's been through a ton of. So, you know, as it is, like talking to you guys, even talking to him, it's like wicked easy because sometimes, like old me, I used to act a lot on, like, my emotions and like, that would burn me. So, like, you know when you talk to him before, like I do something, it kind of like clears the head. [01:50:40] Speaker A: I like that. It's a good answer. I would honestly, I would say probably your parents. Does it have to be one person or can I say your parents? [01:50:50] Speaker C: I think that's fine. [01:50:52] Speaker A: Even though your father's a monumental ball breaker to me. Like, he just like he's you on 11 to me, and that's fine. [01:51:00] Speaker C: So he's worse. [01:51:01] Speaker A: He's definitely worse. [01:51:02] Speaker C: Okay, good. [01:51:04] Speaker A: I would say your parents, if it wasn't for them, I'd probably be in a ditch dead somewhere. They brought me in the house when I was really, really young, you know, when I needed a place to go. Your mom I can call at any Time. She'll always talk to me if I need to. Not that I do that a lot, but that's my answer. [01:51:26] Speaker C: Well, that's gay enough, I guess. [01:51:27] Speaker B: Nice. Yeah, that was. Yeah, it's flamboyant as, I guess. [01:51:32] Speaker C: What's one challenge you faced recently and how did you handle it? [01:51:35] Speaker A: One challenge I face recently. Recently. [01:51:38] Speaker C: I know it's not the weight loss for either one of you. [01:51:40] Speaker A: No, I would say that, like, one challenge. I mean, I don't know. What is this? Real world road rules? I don't know. [01:51:51] Speaker B: This is tough. [01:51:51] Speaker C: It's gay. [01:51:53] Speaker A: One ch. I deal with challenges every day because I have medical condition. [01:51:56] Speaker B: One challenge that I hurdled. Is that what it is? One challenge that I hurdled. [01:52:01] Speaker A: How did you do? [01:52:02] Speaker B: That's why I'd be terrible in therapy. Like the therapist. I would make the therapist freak out. [01:52:06] Speaker A: I am in therapy once a week. They never asked me. [01:52:08] Speaker C: They never asked you any of these questions? [01:52:10] Speaker A: Not once. [01:52:10] Speaker C: Justin's the only one here that's consistently in therapy all the time. [01:52:13] Speaker A: They've. All you do is they ask you how your week was. [01:52:16] Speaker C: I've never been in therapy that wasn't court ordered, so we don't know. [01:52:21] Speaker B: They don't. [01:52:21] Speaker A: I'll tell you this. They don't ask you these questions. [01:52:23] Speaker B: Yeah. So. Yeah. I don't even know how to answer that question. One thing I've hurdled is that I can. [01:52:30] Speaker C: I would say that this was a one and done on the therapy stuff. Unless we got someone in here, let's. [01:52:35] Speaker B: Do, like a month. Re. Like, do it like, once every month maybe, but, like, make it like five questions. [01:52:40] Speaker C: I think we're too mentally stunted, like, emotionally and mentally stunted people to, like, even take this serious. [01:52:47] Speaker B: Like, I want to pick up a mug right now and hum it off the wall. [01:52:50] Speaker A: I'm afraid to even give answers. Could sit next to this kid because he's gonna say, I'm complaining. [01:52:55] Speaker B: Okay, so Justin's just. What's the challenge Justin's having? [01:52:58] Speaker C: Just say. But you can complain and it could still be telling you, like, what's the difference? What do you care that I say it's a complaint? [01:53:05] Speaker A: Because I value your view as a person. [01:53:07] Speaker C: I get that. But who cares if it's a complaint or not? Like, anything with any type of negative thing I consider a complaint, so it doesn't matter. [01:53:14] Speaker A: Yeah, but it's not always a negative thing. Anything that comes out of my mouth, you'll say. It's. [01:53:18] Speaker C: You complain. Yeah, but that's how you deal with Things. You complain, I talk. [01:53:23] Speaker A: It's not complaining. [01:53:24] Speaker C: Okay, so maybe that's why I don't talk. [01:53:26] Speaker B: Justin shouldn't pay for therapy. He basically just does it to himself. Oh, he just. Basically, he's doing therapy on his own. [01:53:32] Speaker C: I feel like I'm part therapist to Justin. That's what I'm saying. Like, I feel like we're part therapist to Justin. Anyone that's around Justin is a therapist. Justin has many therapists out of his therapeutic experience. [01:53:41] Speaker B: 100%. [01:53:42] Speaker A: Yeah. Because the people I can find in and trust in the most, I talk to. [01:53:46] Speaker B: Where? [01:53:46] Speaker A: As opposed. Like I said, I. I never did that when I was younger. I would hold everything in and explode. You've witnessed me explode plenty of times. And I was, like, almost £400. All I did was eat my fan feelings away. [01:54:00] Speaker C: You still do that. You still do that now because you eat like crazy when you have this gird thing. So, like, that's even crazy. You're eating when you us get so sick and you're stuffing your face with sausage. Garlic pizzas. [01:54:11] Speaker B: I'm literally. [01:54:12] Speaker A: Oh, God. I can't even look at. [01:54:14] Speaker B: Literally just thinking about four slices from Manny's right now. It's like, nothing. [01:54:17] Speaker A: All right, one more question. [01:54:19] Speaker C: Worst pizza. Shut the. [01:54:21] Speaker A: Is there a good one in there? [01:54:22] Speaker C: I don't know. You didn't answer that one, though. [01:54:25] Speaker A: You already did. [01:54:26] Speaker C: You didn't say anything. [01:54:27] Speaker A: I said, the hurdle is dealing with you all the time. [01:54:30] Speaker B: Like, dude, who. This is crazy, dude. [01:54:32] Speaker A: I said, the hurdle is dealing with you all the time. [01:54:35] Speaker B: My hurdle? [01:54:36] Speaker A: Yeah, you. It's a. Next question. We're going to wrap this up. [01:54:39] Speaker B: I can't get skinny, dude, because I refuse to eat healthy. That's a hurdle. I always picture myself, what I would look like if I was, like, literally, like, shredded. And I think that would be, like, fucking nuts. And then I get so fired up about, and I just end up eating Oreos. And it's like, I just cut. I cut that dream off at the head every time. [01:55:01] Speaker A: Oh, God, that's funny. [01:55:02] Speaker B: Last night. [01:55:03] Speaker C: What. What's one lesson you've learned about relationships, either positive or negative? And how do you. How do you maintain healthy boundaries in your relationships? Justin has no boundaries. Justin is control City. [01:55:17] Speaker A: And has I literally. I said yesterday that I was going to get a girlfriend on the side. [01:55:24] Speaker C: Was she not sucking you? Is that why? [01:55:26] Speaker A: Because I said I'm going to. I'm going to get a girlfriend on the side. That's what I told her. [01:55:29] Speaker C: I just don't get how you can, like, try to be so controlling, like. [01:55:34] Speaker A: About the whole thing, like, not even remotely controlled. [01:55:37] Speaker C: And then you. [01:55:38] Speaker A: They asked for a birthday blowjob, but. [01:55:40] Speaker C: You refuse to do it. Sir. [01:55:41] Speaker A: Ask for a birthday blowjob. I don't think that's controlling. [01:55:44] Speaker C: You're always saying it. [01:55:45] Speaker A: You're to ask your life partner for a birthday blowjob. Is not being controlling. Me being like, you better give me a blowjob or I'll never talk to you again. That's being. [01:55:54] Speaker C: But I do think saying, like, I'll just get a girlfriend on the side. Don't you think that's a little bit threatening? [01:55:59] Speaker A: I was kidding. Maybe that's my humor. That's my. The point is, like, I can say anything to her and she's. She knows I'm loyal. As it would never. [01:56:08] Speaker C: I do think that you probably deserve a birthday blow job. I think everyone does. [01:56:13] Speaker A: That's all. [01:56:14] Speaker C: Did you get a birthday blow job, Nico? [01:56:16] Speaker B: Yep. [01:56:17] Speaker C: Okay. [01:56:18] Speaker A: That's all. Say I'm not a demanding on every Tuesday blowjob. I don't know, once a year. I've heard you. I'm still waiting on my Father's Day blowjob. [01:56:29] Speaker B: I keep. [01:56:30] Speaker C: I heard you go on a rant that was like, I work more than her. And, like, I want a blowjob. I deserve it. I don't have to eat her out. [01:56:38] Speaker A: I never said any of that. You're just making. You're making bread winner now you just. [01:56:43] Speaker C: Make one of those little rats. You can't picture him saying that. [01:56:46] Speaker B: I could picture him saying, now you're. [01:56:47] Speaker A: Just making stuff up. [01:56:48] Speaker C: He goes on these big, long rants. What was the question? [01:56:52] Speaker A: I don't even remember. [01:56:54] Speaker C: Hold on, hold on. Let's reread the question because we'll answer it. Serious? [01:56:57] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, we'll totally answer it. Serious. [01:57:02] Speaker C: What's the one lesson you learned about relationships? Positive. [01:57:05] Speaker A: Yeah. Communication is a big one. I would say just find somebody that is your best friend, which I have. I got very lucky. I. Similar interests, work. Yeah, for sure. Somebody you can laugh with is great. We can poke fun at each other, which is awesome. [01:57:28] Speaker B: So basically, somebody that gets you. [01:57:30] Speaker A: Somebody that gets you. But it's like, I'll really, like, hammer in the best friend factor. I've dated people that were not my best friends. Like somebody that I dated just for looks. It never works out. [01:57:41] Speaker B: Just for blowjobs, just for BJ's. [01:57:43] Speaker A: Somebody that was just free nilly willy with BJ's. And then you end up giving one of my best Friends, A bj, you know, it's like, stay away from those kind of people. [01:57:51] Speaker B: Yeah. You don't want those types of people, you know? Yep. [01:57:55] Speaker A: Stay away from who? Was as my. Stay away from the who. Sabrina. [01:58:01] Speaker C: No. [01:58:01] Speaker A: Oh, no. [01:58:04] Speaker C: Is that just. You were just talking. [01:58:05] Speaker A: I'm just talking. [01:58:06] Speaker C: Oh, okay. That. You're talking about specific. [01:58:07] Speaker B: Talking about some hours. [01:58:09] Speaker A: Well, I did have access, like, fuck my. [01:58:11] Speaker C: What's the worst text you've sent in the past? What did they say the worst text. [01:58:16] Speaker A: Message I've sent in the. In the past month would be? No text message at all. [01:58:23] Speaker C: No text message at all. Okay. What about you, Nico? [01:58:26] Speaker B: The word worst. The worst text message I've sent. [01:58:34] Speaker A: I'm gay. [01:58:36] Speaker C: Did you send that to anybody? We're waiting for that. I'm waiting for that one. [01:58:41] Speaker B: I don't know, bro. [01:58:42] Speaker C: Hey, dude, I gotta talk. All right, Nico, what. What do you want to talk about? I'm gay. [01:58:49] Speaker A: But I would say. Yeah. [01:58:50] Speaker B: Sessions lit. [01:58:51] Speaker A: No. No text message at all. [01:58:53] Speaker B: When? [01:58:53] Speaker A: I probably should ask. [01:58:54] Speaker B: Yeah, I don't. I don't. I don't know. I really don't know. I don't really. I don't really have one. I'll actually. I'll. I'll change it. The worst text message I haven't sent. [01:59:05] Speaker C: Oh, what got. How about that? [01:59:07] Speaker B: Well. Oh, God. Was the one that I got fucking basically broken up with, like right before my birthday. That was kind of shitty. [01:59:12] Speaker C: But this come back timing too. [01:59:13] Speaker B: It's very bad timing. [01:59:14] Speaker A: Poor timing. But now we. [01:59:16] Speaker B: Guys, can we see you guys obviously, like, meter and everything. And then like, it's cool enough because she. You can bust balls there because she's good with that. And then that. You can bust balls about that because that's. That's definitely something that's Puerto Rican. Yes. [01:59:30] Speaker C: So I can make Puerto Rican jokes? [01:59:32] Speaker B: No. Nope. Not allowing you to make. No. Just relax. [01:59:36] Speaker C: We can't make any Puerto Rico. You can make Jewish Auschwitz jokes on this podcast. [01:59:40] Speaker B: I can. It has nothing. Either of you Jewish. [01:59:44] Speaker C: Well, if she can't take Puerto Rican jokes, then maybe she's not the right person for you. [01:59:47] Speaker A: Then let's just say you are Nico from Puerto Rico. [01:59:50] Speaker B: I told her that. I told her that. [01:59:52] Speaker A: All right. Do we have anything else that we want to talk about before we wrap this? [01:59:56] Speaker B: I'm hungry. That's all that I know. I'm usually not one go get like, run off the show. I have to eat something before I kill an infant. Okay. [02:00:08] Speaker A: All right. [02:00:08] Speaker B: Well, this was great. [02:00:09] Speaker A: It was happy. If that good we all got back together. We're going to be doing a Halloween episode for the next ep. Next episode. We'll probably do nothing special for that. There'll be no Halloween. [02:00:19] Speaker B: You guys should do it right here. [02:00:20] Speaker C: I just texted the. That group chat that asked us to do the therapy questions, and I said it sucked. Just so. [02:00:27] Speaker A: So. Hey, we tried something new. [02:00:29] Speaker C: We tried something new. [02:00:30] Speaker B: Tell them it sucked, too. Tell them, like, make. Stop making the question so, like, depressing. [02:00:36] Speaker C: Like, I think that's what therapy is, though. [02:00:37] Speaker B: Yeah, it is. Depression. That was. [02:00:39] Speaker A: Make sure you talk about your feelings and that's. [02:00:41] Speaker B: Yeah. You want. I feel. I feel pretty good. I just hit a pizzy last night, so suck my ass. [02:00:47] Speaker C: You. You hit the pizzy for sure. [02:00:49] Speaker B: Yeah. Plus 3,000 pizza. I mean, like, it's. This is getting crazy. I'm on an unseen scene. Insane. Insane clown. Like, it's more insane than Insane Clown Posse run right now. [02:00:59] Speaker C: So can I ask you this question? Because we'll get this out real quick. I know we don't want to stay here too long. [02:01:03] Speaker B: No, I don't want to sit here. [02:01:04] Speaker C: You're on this insane run. [02:01:06] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:01:07] Speaker C: And there's been nothing going up on the socials about this run. Anything that you've. [02:01:11] Speaker B: No, don't need it. Don't need to. Because guess what? The money's real, brother. It's in my account. So everybody. That's how I look at it. [02:01:18] Speaker C: My point is that you have lost so much money for our listeners. Like, you've basically made people homeless with how bad your bets have been over this. [02:01:30] Speaker B: I was told that indirectly. Now you're winning. Indirect. Indirect quote. I've been told that. [02:01:36] Speaker C: Yeah. [02:01:37] Speaker B: By our. One of our family members. If I. He said if I actually paid attention to all the bets that you've put out and followed them, I'd be homeless and have to suck dick to actually make even half back of what my mortgage would be worth. [02:01:51] Speaker C: Who was that that said that? [02:01:53] Speaker B: Mike. [02:01:54] Speaker C: It's true, though. He'd have to be sucking dick instead of being at the PO he'd be. [02:01:59] Speaker A: Working 90 hours and seven out of 80. [02:02:02] Speaker C: That's how bad of a better you are. But now you're winning and you don't share. [02:02:05] Speaker A: It makes no sense what happened. [02:02:07] Speaker C: Have you thought about my. My jackass thing? Have you thought about that? [02:02:11] Speaker B: Yeah. I've died. I've taken a step off of the. The camera, man. I haven't had Sunday service in two weeks. I've just been. I just been cruising. I just been doing. I Just been doing my thing. There's a lot of things in motion right now. And what's. [02:02:24] Speaker C: What's in motion? Besides the girlfriend? Tell me what's going on. [02:02:26] Speaker B: Occupation could be changing. [02:02:29] Speaker A: Like a different place. [02:02:31] Speaker B: Yep. With different position. [02:02:33] Speaker A: Oh, different position. [02:02:35] Speaker B: Different position of different opportunity. [02:02:36] Speaker A: Same company. [02:02:37] Speaker B: No, different opportunity has risen. [02:02:41] Speaker A: Same guy. [02:02:43] Speaker C: No, he said different company. [02:02:45] Speaker B: Yes. [02:02:45] Speaker C: You're gonna say that on here right now? Are you that positive? It's coming into fruition. [02:02:51] Speaker A: No, I mean, can I ask what the field is? [02:02:54] Speaker B: Same field. [02:02:55] Speaker A: Okay. [02:02:56] Speaker B: Having a conversation. That's all. But that could be. That could be. It could be something. [02:03:02] Speaker A: Okay. [02:03:03] Speaker B: So something to look out for. Definitely. Because conversation, serious conversation. [02:03:07] Speaker A: If I can give you any advice, I would. Keep everything to your chest before any of that happens. Don't put any juju out there. [02:03:14] Speaker B: No. [02:03:14] Speaker A: Anybody here? [02:03:15] Speaker B: Everyone? No, I'm chilling. [02:03:16] Speaker C: Don't let anybody here say it on the podcast. [02:03:19] Speaker B: Waves. [02:03:19] Speaker C: I love it. You know, don't let anyone. Anybody hear what's happening. [02:03:22] Speaker B: All right, I have to go eat, so. [02:03:24] Speaker A: All right, we're done. [02:03:25] Speaker B: Sorry. [02:03:25] Speaker A: We'll see you guys next week. Thank you. [02:03:27] Speaker C: See you next week. We're finally back. The boys are back. You fart sucker. [02:03:31] Speaker A: Loser.