Ep. 104 | Crawl Space

[00:00:46] Speaker A: This would be like, I feel like Maro knows all this. Like Marco just sitting there being like jerking off while looking at the stuff. Now presented by Dave's hot chicken, the ghost ship at Newbury Port. Dave. [00:01:05] Speaker B: Unbelievable. We live right now. [00:01:09] Speaker A: We can get live. [00:01:10] Speaker B: Let's just get live it. [00:01:13] Speaker A: We'll go live it. We'll go live. We'll do it live. Nico's not here. [00:01:17] Speaker B: Nico just like talk about Halloween. Nico ghosted us. I think that's the best way to describe what he has done for this episode. He's a piece of. He completely acknowledged. Well, it was in the conversation. We said we were going to do it today and now he's not here. [00:01:35] Speaker A: Do you think it's because we had to cut out all that racist. He said last episode? [00:01:39] Speaker B: I think that's why. I think he's embarrassed. Especially he's dating a Puerto Rican girl. Maybe she saw the Tony hinge clip thing and then just freaked out. Now he's just trying to console her. [00:01:50] Speaker A: There's no way one person's mad about that, that Puerto Rican thing, right? No, there's actually Puerto Ricans that are. [00:01:55] Speaker B: Mad about that is just that is the media trying to clamor on to any last ditch effort that they can have. All she's done is like, from an outside perspective is bash him instead of say what she would do to fix what's going on. It's like, move forward, turn the page, turn the page. It's like you are the page. [00:02:24] Speaker A: You're the whole book right now. She's been the whole book for four years. [00:02:29] Speaker B: Four years. It makes no sense to me. Trying to act like we're just dumb. It's like you've been like a full. [00:02:36] Speaker A: The public is dumb. There's a lot of people that. [00:02:37] Speaker B: There are. [00:02:38] Speaker A: There are what she's saying. [00:02:39] Speaker B: There are. And it's like, do you think anyone. [00:02:41] Speaker A: Likes what she's saying or just hates what the. Who the other guy is? [00:02:44] Speaker B: They hate who the other guy is. And that's like the same thing that they. That's why Biden was the most voted for president of all time. Just like there's a reason why they were busting all these migrants in. How many did they. Did they let in? [00:02:58] Speaker A: I don't know, 20 million or something. [00:03:00] Speaker B: Yeah, it's like she's just trying to buy the votes. It's like, listen, I'll let you into this country. I will give you all this money. I will put you up in a hotel, I'll do. I'll feed you. I'LL give you all our benefits. [00:03:11] Speaker A: She's going to blow you. [00:03:12] Speaker B: I just need you to vote for me. [00:03:14] Speaker A: That's it. [00:03:15] Speaker B: So I think it's a little crazy. I'm full on for like people trying to uproot their life and come to this country and. But come in the proper channels like our family did, you know? [00:03:29] Speaker A: Yeah, true. [00:03:30] Speaker B: You should be vetted. [00:03:32] Speaker A: I don't think that's a big deal. [00:03:33] Speaker B: I don't think it's a big deal at all. It's like we wouldn't be here if our family didn't come here. [00:03:39] Speaker A: When you go to another country, you have to go through like customs and shit. [00:03:42] Speaker B: Like it's all, dude, they won't even let you in Canada if you have a dui. [00:03:46] Speaker A: I can't go to Canada. [00:03:47] Speaker B: You can't go to Canada right now. That's pretty fucking crazy because it's a felony, isn't it? [00:03:52] Speaker A: No, I don't think so. Mine's not a felony. [00:03:55] Speaker B: Okay, then maybe you can get in. [00:03:57] Speaker A: I think maybe the second one might be. [00:03:58] Speaker B: Maybe the second one, yeah. If you have multiple DUIs. But still it's like, that's Canada. [00:04:04] Speaker A: And they're supposed to be the most easy going people on the floor. [00:04:06] Speaker B: That's, that's my point. It's like, it doesn't even make sense. It's like, but they are like, okay, look at Venezuela. Venezuela is like, was crazy for the past like five, 10 years. It's like first of all, a gallon of milk was what just happening here was like fucking like $12. People couldn't even. And they make like $5 a day. So it's like, it's crazy. They all resorted to crime. They all got thrown into jail. Now they all got bussed into America. [00:04:35] Speaker A: And then now they're all here. [00:04:36] Speaker B: Now they're murdering people. [00:04:37] Speaker A: They're taking over hotels in Colorado. [00:04:41] Speaker B: It's actually kind of disgusting, but yeah, we'll see. I think, I think something crazy will end up happening no matter who wins. [00:04:51] Speaker A: I would assume that our next recorded episode, we're obviously going to know who won the presidency, most likely. [00:04:56] Speaker B: Yeah, I would think so. [00:04:59] Speaker A: I think it's going to get crazy either way. [00:05:01] Speaker B: Oh, either way. Either way, no matter which one of them wins, something crazy is going to happen. That's not like my tinfoil hat. I'm just saying, like, it just makes sense to me that it's so radical for both sides, which, it's like, listen, I just want to go to work and be able to buy groceries and not spend a million dollars. That's my standpoint, you know. [00:05:24] Speaker A: Yeah. And people, I don't think that it's a, it's a tough ass for most Americans to be like, okay, we just want our border safe and crime to be down. [00:05:35] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:05:35] Speaker A: And for our groceries to be down. [00:05:37] Speaker B: And the funny thing is is they're saying that crime is, is down even since him. And it's like, but you're not reporting on the most crime ridden cities. [00:05:46] Speaker A: Yeah. Did you see that they left out like all of 2022. [00:05:49] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:05:50] Speaker A: They left out like an absurd amount of stats that came in after. And it's like, no, actually it's up temps. [00:05:54] Speaker B: We're not going to put Chicago in. We're going to leave them out. [00:05:57] Speaker A: We're not putting Chicago in. [00:05:59] Speaker B: Yeah. If we just don't add any of these stats then it's like the dumbest thing. And it's. The problem is people believe the media. You get people that are older at least. [00:06:12] Speaker A: If. [00:06:13] Speaker B: Dude, could you imagine if my grandmother, if Nana was still alive? Nana like lived by the news and took it for like, no, can't go outside. They said there's somebody on the news. It's like she lived by the news. Like people die hard about the news. The news is bought and paid for. If you don't know that it's been like that forever, you're out of your mind. Look at all the advertisements. You can just tell if you go by YouTube. It's like, listen, we're not going to give you these advertisements. If you say the word vaccine or whatever, it's either that's just on YouTube, never mind. Mainstream media. Makes no sense if these people can just. There's no objective. I, it's just. I don't get. It makes no sense. [00:07:00] Speaker A: Do you know that I might have found a trick to get us monetized on YouTube? [00:07:06] Speaker B: I feel like you did because we've been getting. [00:07:08] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:07:09] Speaker B: And I think it was just like. [00:07:10] Speaker A: A box we needed to check pretty. [00:07:12] Speaker B: Much like as you're uploading. [00:07:14] Speaker A: Yes. And I feel like Jay fine us on that. [00:07:17] Speaker B: What's the box? [00:07:18] Speaker A: Just this box. It says a certain thing, but it's not that crazy. So. And they. We've. I've been first I submitted my rating as something else like that. It was crazy. Profane. Profane. Is that the word? [00:07:31] Speaker B: Like profanity. [00:07:32] Speaker A: Yeah. And then, then I went to this like check down system and now it's working every single time. [00:07:36] Speaker B: Yeah. Because I've noticed that we're getting monetized yeah. [00:07:40] Speaker A: Thank God we don't have the views to be monetized. Because what we do with the money, we wouldn't even know what to do. [00:07:44] Speaker B: I wouldn't even know what to do with it. But we do dump something stupid. Nico would just be buying ice cream. He'd be buying stock and ice cream. [00:07:54] Speaker A: If. If we could just like whatever's on the cutting room floor from last week. If that ever got released and he had like a real job. [00:08:01] Speaker B: Oh, he wouldn't have that real job. [00:08:02] Speaker A: I would even say that even if that came out to his current job, he probably wouldn't have that job again. There was a little bit of pressure on him. [00:08:09] Speaker B: 100. [00:08:10] Speaker A: So Nico gotta like take it a step back. [00:08:12] Speaker B: He's got a. He will. You know what? He has no filter. He doesn't have a brain and mouth filter. [00:08:17] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:08:18] Speaker B: So it just comes out. He doesn't take the time to like think about what he's saying, you know. [00:08:26] Speaker A: Well, he's just one of a kind. [00:08:27] Speaker B: He. That. That is true. He is. His brother is also one of a kind. So that makes I think that whole family. I know Skyler's kind of out there too. Oh. What the. Not even touching this cat. [00:08:39] Speaker A: Come on, get out. [00:08:41] Speaker B: It is a Halloween episode. We should have spray painted the cat black. [00:08:45] Speaker A: Which is this. We did not dress this studio up at all. This is just how my living room is going to be for the next week. [00:08:52] Speaker B: Yeah. This is. Has nothing to do with us. This is just happens to be the background that his wife has going. This cat is just like the most ridiculous cat. Jinxy cat. Dude. [00:09:04] Speaker A: It does kind of look like a jinxy cat. [00:09:06] Speaker B: 100% little different. [00:09:09] Speaker A: Little. I'd say a better looking face than the jinxy cat. [00:09:12] Speaker B: I would agree. The only thing is this cat definitely can't flush its own toilet. [00:09:18] Speaker A: That is true. [00:09:18] Speaker B: That was a good one. [00:09:19] Speaker A: I got some bad gas. [00:09:20] Speaker B: No espresso today. [00:09:22] Speaker A: I'm worried about the gerd that I got going on. [00:09:24] Speaker B: You know that might kill you. [00:09:27] Speaker A: I've been up all night. I don't know if it's something I ate. I didn't even eat anything crazy yesterday. Five guys. Is that crazy? [00:09:33] Speaker B: Well, that'll get you. The grease will get you five guys. Well, you're getting older. That's the problem. It's like even just your body just can't handle the things that you used to eat. [00:09:43] Speaker A: Chicken, mashed potatoes and stuffing for dinner. You think the stuff I might have got me. [00:09:47] Speaker B: What kind of chicken? Rotisserie. [00:09:49] Speaker A: Rot. Rot. A Little rotten. Okay, Roto gang. [00:09:52] Speaker B: I had a rotisserie chicken the other night. It's so good. Where'd you get it from? [00:09:56] Speaker A: I have no idea. My mother. She did it. She did the whole thing. [00:09:59] Speaker B: You got to go to Stop and Shop for you to rotisserie chicken. [00:10:02] Speaker A: It's the best one. If you go anywhere else, it's your Todd. [00:10:05] Speaker B: It's like, I mean, Whole Foods. I heard makes a good one. [00:10:08] Speaker A: People say Costco. I don't know. People are big on the Costco Roto. [00:10:12] Speaker B: I mean, Stop and Shop is just elite. It's for at least rotisserie chicken. Everything else you're going to spend $10 million for you. [00:10:19] Speaker A: If Market Basket legitimately just, like, got their rotisserie ch. Chicken game together, there would be no reason to go to Stop and Shop. [00:10:25] Speaker B: Zero. [00:10:26] Speaker A: That's the only reason how they could be so bad at one thing when they're so good at everything else. [00:10:30] Speaker B: Like, everything their donuts are. [00:10:31] Speaker A: They make. Don't, like the best donuts ever. [00:10:34] Speaker B: The sandwiches are great, too. [00:10:35] Speaker A: I haven't had the sushi. [00:10:36] Speaker B: It's not bad. I mean, it's not like elite. They don't. [00:10:39] Speaker A: Do you think they're even focused on us, or you think this cat's in the shot? That's my question. [00:10:42] Speaker B: I think the cat might be in the shot. I don't really know. Maybe not. No, because it wasn't getting when the lights were here. It was only getting the tip. So maybe he's not even in the shop. [00:10:54] Speaker A: Yeah, she's gonna. Something. [00:10:55] Speaker B: I had a completely unrelated story that I wanted to tell you on this podcast. I thought. I don't know why I just randomly thought of this last night that it happened, but it was so funny. Okay, so I'm living in Florida. I'm living. I got an apartment, whatever. I have two roommates, and it's a single family. House is a garage. It's nice. So we used to all get out of work and just all go potty at my house. In the garage, whatever. Hang out in the garage, smoke weed and drink some fucking beers and drink some whiskey. Have a good time. So there was this girl I used to date, like, back in the day. She hit me up, wanted to come visit. So I'm like, yeah, you can come visit. Whatever. We'll have a good time. She comes down now we're drinking the thing, smoking a little weed, whatever, and I have, like, a ladder. So she pulls the ladder down. She's like, oh, can I go up there? I'm like, I probably wouldn't, but, like, you can if you want. So then about 10, 15 minutes goes by. I, like, packed, like, a bong bowl and, like, I go to take a hit and I hear her climbing up the stairs. I'm like, what the hell is this girl doing? [00:12:08] Speaker A: She's going up the ladder. [00:12:09] Speaker B: Yeah. It's like, what are you doing? [00:12:11] Speaker A: You're all fucked up. [00:12:12] Speaker B: Yeah. I'm like, well, I'm happy half in the bag. So I. This all, like, takes place in slow motion, dude. So I'm ripping the bong and I hit it. I pulled up the plunger and I. I'm inhaling. All of a sudden, I hear, like, a crack. Dude. I'm exhaling. It's like smoke is in slow motion. I just see her body just fall through my seal. Through the ceiling. [00:12:45] Speaker A: She went through the ceiling? Why was she up in the crawl space? [00:12:48] Speaker B: Because she's, like, literally retarded. [00:12:54] Speaker A: She came through the plaster. [00:12:57] Speaker B: She took one step. I heard. It's like, as I'm in exhaling, just slow motion, and I just see her go through the ceiling. She's fallen. She lands on her arm. She breaks her arm in, like, two places. Dude, I'm cracked. Backing up. I just. I would never laugh so hard. But now I'm like, up. And now we gotta take. [00:13:20] Speaker A: It's not to settle in now I. [00:13:22] Speaker B: Gotta take her to the hospital. Yeah, it's like, now we gotta go to the hospital. It was probably the funniest thing I've ever seen. She stayed for, like, another day and then had to go. Couldn't get a flight out. She was supposed to be there for a week. [00:13:35] Speaker A: Wait, hold on. She's from. She was from. [00:13:38] Speaker B: From Boston. [00:13:39] Speaker A: Oh, the Boston girl. Comes down, falls through the roof. [00:13:41] Speaker B: Falls through the roof. Has to go get surgery. She got all pins in her arm, dude. She had to, like. She stayed another whole day. She was all up, laid in my bed, her arm broken. Had to fly back a day early, get surgery on her arm. [00:13:59] Speaker A: But I. I get a. Like, I feel like I gotta be in this room here. So it's. It's a garage. [00:14:04] Speaker B: It's a garage. [00:14:05] Speaker A: And you have a loft in the garage? [00:14:06] Speaker B: I have a. I. I mean, I guess, but it's not like something you hang out in. It's just like. [00:14:13] Speaker A: So it's like an attic. [00:14:14] Speaker B: It's like kind of like an attic. It's like a crawl space. [00:14:17] Speaker A: Okay. So it's like an act. But it probably didn't have a floor in between the jousts. Or something? [00:14:21] Speaker B: No. So it just had like a strip where you like. You're not supposed to put anything on the sides. I don't even know really know why it's there. It's just like dry, like, you know, like the white paneling. [00:14:32] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. [00:14:33] Speaker B: It's like it has no support whatsoever. [00:14:35] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. [00:14:36] Speaker B: So she decides to step off of that. [00:14:39] Speaker A: Okay. [00:14:39] Speaker B: And then onto that. [00:14:40] Speaker A: Why was she up there anyways? [00:14:42] Speaker B: I. She was like. I was just curious what was up there. I was like, why? [00:14:46] Speaker A: And then she stepped on the drywall and went through it. [00:14:48] Speaker B: Just plowed through. There it was. She was probably like 8ft in the air. Dude. [00:14:53] Speaker A: Dude, it's a loft in a garage. [00:14:55] Speaker B: Gonna be it. She just lands straight. [00:14:57] Speaker A: Straight. On cement too. [00:14:58] Speaker B: On cement, yeah. And we were like stony baloney. And we were drinking. I was just like. [00:15:05] Speaker A: Is it just you two? [00:15:06] Speaker B: No, there was like three other people there. I've never laughed so hard in my life. You know how somebody push it high too? Yeah, exactly. I. And she's like, why is the. Oh, I don't know what made me. [00:15:25] Speaker A: She like covered in plaster and shit. [00:15:26] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. [00:15:27] Speaker A: It was everywhere. Yeah. She looked like a fucking ghost. [00:15:29] Speaker B: She looked like a fucking. She looked like a snowman. She was just covered. [00:15:32] Speaker A: Oh, my God. [00:15:33] Speaker B: Dude, I've. I don't think I've ever truly laughed that hard in my life at somebody else getting hurt. You see somebody like trip and fall, you slip, they slip and they fall. It's like you laugh automatically. Like your instinct. It's like I don't even recognize that you might be hurt right now. Yeah, I'm going to die. [00:15:50] Speaker A: Like, why the fuck did you go. [00:15:51] Speaker B: Through the fucking Lego? Why would you. The first thing I asked her was, why would you do that? I told you not to go up. [00:15:59] Speaker A: I just love how a girl, like girls are like so clumsy. They're like the most clumsy people and they always do it. You see the videos online. Like they'll try to be on top of a bar or on top of a table, then they'll fall over. What made her think to put up a step ladder? [00:16:12] Speaker B: It's just like. [00:16:13] Speaker A: It doesn't get on a six foot ladder, go up into a loft, and then jump off of the one walkway through the drywall. What went through her head? [00:16:22] Speaker B: I want to know what possessed you to do that? [00:16:23] Speaker A: So this is a girl that's from up here. [00:16:25] Speaker B: She's from here. We work together at Pet Express. You. You probably know her. [00:16:32] Speaker A: Okay. [00:16:34] Speaker B: Lanky. She was tall. Lanky. She had the Same name of like four other ex girlfriends that I had. [00:16:42] Speaker A: Wait, hold on a second. No, the one that you dated for. [00:16:45] Speaker B: A while, a little bit. No, it wasn't the one. No, it wasn't the young one. [00:16:51] Speaker A: It wasn't the one like the real young one. The 14 year old you dated. [00:16:54] Speaker B: That's crazy. Why would you even say that? That's not even remotely true. 13 year old, that's crazy. [00:16:59] Speaker A: Remember when you were bringing her to like middle school and stuff? [00:17:02] Speaker B: She was 12. No, but yeah, it's just like that's one of the craziest things like ever. And then like one of my roommates was like a herb and he was like, I used to bring girls home all the time and he was like a drama club fucking nerd. Like would just be jealous. [00:17:22] Speaker A: I guarantee she's fucking something up. I gotta move her. She's like hanging on the. [00:17:30] Speaker B: Cat. Why do you gonna be like so ridiculous? [00:17:33] Speaker A: Like, you don't have to lay on this dude. [00:17:44] Speaker B: Yeah. So basically. [00:17:46] Speaker A: So she was. She end up being fine. She just broke her arm in nine places. [00:17:49] Speaker B: Yeah, she just shattered her arm in like 12 places. And my, my. One of my roommates at the time was like, dude, I was on like a tear at this point, so he. [00:18:01] Speaker A: Was getting sick of it. [00:18:02] Speaker B: So he was just getting sick. [00:18:03] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:18:03] Speaker B: So like he was telling her, like, oh, he's bringing different girls. [00:18:07] Speaker A: Oh, what a scumbag. [00:18:08] Speaker B: Yeah, you know, like one of those. And I'm like, I. I walked up to him and I was like, hey, I've known her for a really long time. [00:18:17] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:18:18] Speaker B: And like she doesn't know you, so she's telling me everything you're saying. [00:18:22] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:18:23] Speaker B: So why don't you chill the out before I smash your face in. [00:18:27] Speaker A: Was this the one that made you try to drown yourself that time? [00:18:30] Speaker B: No, that was a different roommate. I've had a lot of roommates out there. I Do you know every year that his name was Sean, dude. [00:18:37] Speaker A: Sean, dude. [00:18:38] Speaker B: That kid was a weirdo. I remember him busting in like, you just not. [00:18:43] Speaker A: You just passed out, bro. [00:18:44] Speaker B: Dude, I just was trying to make you fall asleep so I could revive you, bro. It's like, dude, you're an idiot. And he was like 40. It's like, why are you doing that at 40? Do you know every year I. So I was in Florida for about seven years. Every year I had a different roommate, like different roommates. I lived in a different apartment. [00:19:03] Speaker A: Well, to be young. [00:19:04] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah, I couldn't do that. Now do you think that they all. [00:19:10] Speaker A: Left, though, because of how annoying you are. [00:19:13] Speaker B: No, I left. Most of them stayed. I went to different spots. I just. Yeah, they were all weirdos. [00:19:21] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:19:21] Speaker B: The thing is, you're, like, a little. [00:19:22] Speaker A: Bit of, like, a. Like a neat freak a little bit. I. Am that bothering you a little bit with them? [00:19:29] Speaker B: It does. I, like, I want you to be able to eat off my floors. I can't stand it. I don't know. Maybe I'm ocd. I don't know what it is, but I do something. [00:19:39] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:19:39] Speaker B: I like cleanliness. I'm a big proponent of it, you know? [00:19:46] Speaker A: So how the did you live with, like, Tommy Ionello? [00:19:50] Speaker B: Tommy's actually clean too. Do you not. [00:19:52] Speaker A: So he just looks clean. He just doesn't look clean. [00:19:54] Speaker B: Tommy doesn't look clean, but he is clean. [00:19:56] Speaker A: I believe that actually. [00:19:58] Speaker B: He. What do you mean? We'll be recording. In the middle of recording, I'll be cutting vocals. He'll start vacuuming. [00:20:03] Speaker A: Yeah, he's a little retarded. [00:20:06] Speaker B: What are you doing? I'm cotton vocals. [00:20:10] Speaker A: Like, he'll, like, pick, like, lint off your shirt. [00:20:11] Speaker B: Yeah, he's just. He's. He can't do it either, so. So Tommy was actually a really good roommate because we were both kind of on the same level. And then we had John, too. John was super clean, too, so Tory was always wicked clean. I never had to worry about that. [00:20:26] Speaker A: Basically just when Mako came. [00:20:28] Speaker B: Oh, Mako is, like, just atrocious. [00:20:31] Speaker A: Do you see his car they sent over to. Was that you? [00:20:33] Speaker B: That was me. I pulled. First of all, this kid's a moron. I pull into Dunkin Donuts, and he's just sitting there with his head down on his phone, and I'm in front of him, like, about to go in line, and I'm beeping my horn. [00:20:44] Speaker A: Is he blocking the line? [00:20:46] Speaker B: No, no, he wasn't blocking the line. [00:20:47] Speaker A: But he was me once. [00:20:48] Speaker B: He was oblivious that. I'm blocking the horn, dude. I'm beeping the horn. I'm like, be for like, three minutes straight. All of a sudden, I'm soft throwing change at him. And then he looks up. Dude, you don't hear the horn? He's a God. No, Smalls. Deep into my phone. [00:21:07] Speaker A: This kid's changing the sports media landscape in Boston right now. [00:21:10] Speaker B: Yeah, because he's got everyone leaving. Why? What do you do now? [00:21:14] Speaker A: Oh, he's just getting all these interviews. [00:21:16] Speaker B: Who's this other. Who's this girl? [00:21:17] Speaker A: You don't know who Renee Graziano is? Sammy the Bull's Daughter. [00:21:21] Speaker B: I don't know who Sammy the Bull is. [00:21:23] Speaker A: The. The rat guy from New York who ratted on Gaudy. Oh, the bald guy with the. He's. He's. He's got his own podcast. [00:21:29] Speaker B: What does she have to do with sports? [00:21:31] Speaker A: She has nothing to do with sports. She's got the mob wives. She's not mobile. [00:21:34] Speaker B: Who's the other sports? He only did two sports people. [00:21:37] Speaker A: Oh, no. He just did Nankovich. He did Wiggy. He's doing more people. [00:21:40] Speaker B: Okay, good for him. [00:21:41] Speaker A: He's getting it all lined up. That's kids doing his thing. Yeah, that's using our equipment. [00:21:46] Speaker B: Well, we gotta start charging them if he's getting all these. [00:21:48] Speaker A: Good idea, right? [00:21:49] Speaker B: They're paying. They were paying thousands of dollars. Yeah, we'll get the Incognito Dave's Hot Chicken sponsorship. [00:21:59] Speaker A: We do need. We do need some Dave's Hot Chicken money. See, like, it would have been nice if you just didn't, like, completely call him a retard. [00:22:05] Speaker B: I didn't call. To anybody that works at Dave's a. [00:22:07] Speaker A: Retard, you basically call Marco and everyone that eats it retarded. [00:22:12] Speaker B: Yeah, I think I did. [00:22:14] Speaker A: I like it, so maybe I'm retarded. [00:22:16] Speaker B: Well, yeah, you're also retarded. [00:22:17] Speaker A: My kid likes it. [00:22:18] Speaker B: He's definitely retarded. [00:22:20] Speaker A: They got this. You gotta go for their shake. [00:22:24] Speaker B: I did have. I had Dave's a second time. It was much better. But I found a hill to die on, so I don't think. [00:22:31] Speaker A: You gotta live on it. [00:22:32] Speaker B: I have to live on it. [00:22:33] Speaker A: You gotta live on the hill now, because now people are gonna be like, you can't beat Dave. Saw Trick. And I thought you hated it. [00:22:37] Speaker B: I can't flip flop. Yeah, the second time I had. It was much better. The first time I fucking hated it. Maybe I just got, like, a bad batch. It happens. [00:22:46] Speaker A: It'd be like me, like, just going apple picking and loving it. It's like, no, I can't do that. [00:22:51] Speaker B: No, you can't. You hate apple picking. [00:22:54] Speaker A: You can't do it. [00:22:55] Speaker B: But just have the time of your life. [00:22:57] Speaker A: Just like skipping around with a picnic basket. [00:23:02] Speaker B: Yeah, that would actually be wicked funny. [00:23:06] Speaker A: Dave's Hot Chicken. Get there. They have a shake with Cinnamon Toast Crunch. They put Cinnamon Toast Crunch in it in the. [00:23:13] Speaker B: To get through the straw. They give you big straws. [00:23:16] Speaker A: They give you. They give you spoons. [00:23:18] Speaker B: Okay. [00:23:18] Speaker A: So it's more like a. Like an ice cream thing. [00:23:21] Speaker B: I got the Big Mac Delicious from the chicken. It's. It's not cracked up. It's basically just two chicken nuggets. It's big chicken mark, which we know is piece of. [00:23:31] Speaker A: Is a piece of shit. And is says he's been ordering this for years. So it's like, you know, he's got every fast food act onto me. [00:23:41] Speaker B: Well, I can see you order it with the regular McChicken chicken. [00:23:45] Speaker A: That's what he said. It's not the same. [00:23:46] Speaker B: It's not the same. Just picture a chicken nugget but bigger. It's like, I don't like that bad. [00:23:53] Speaker A: I think he does spicy chicken. Spicy chicken. [00:23:55] Speaker B: That's probably really good. I used to get a McChicken and a Mc double. We called it. We used to call it a MC heart attack. And then you spread the. The meat in the McDouble where the cheeses and then put the McChicken in the middle and then pop it on top. [00:24:11] Speaker A: Just the chicken or the whole sandwich? [00:24:13] Speaker B: So the whole sandwich. The bread and all. [00:24:16] Speaker A: Okay. [00:24:18] Speaker B: This is. [00:24:18] Speaker A: And we wonder why you got girded. [00:24:20] Speaker B: It's probably why I up my. [00:24:23] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:24:23] Speaker B: My whole life. [00:24:24] Speaker A: His gerd's bad and he's going to get this. He's just. He had to try the chicken. Big man. [00:24:29] Speaker B: I just had to. [00:24:30] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:24:31] Speaker B: Because the Merc would just kept talking it up and I needed to make sure I. I still knew he was rat. So I can't wait. Next week they gotta put a tube like this down my throat or down my nose and they'll tape it to my face. It'll be there. And like I told. [00:24:47] Speaker A: I said, you're gonna come on the podcast like that? [00:24:49] Speaker B: Yeah, probably. I'll look like robocop. I said I'm not going to work. I can work Monday and then I'll switch my day. [00:24:56] Speaker A: Yeah. You know, you're not go. You can't go to work like that. Like, no one even wants to look at you. You're already miserable when you look. [00:25:00] Speaker B: Yeah, like I'm not sitting there. Yeah. I would just be a nightmare. Well, why won't you take my reservation? It's like we stopped, buddy. [00:25:09] Speaker A: I got a tube. [00:25:11] Speaker B: I got a nose. I got a tube that's run into my ass. [00:25:14] Speaker A: You give a fuck about your reservation that you have to wait 15 minutes for your table? [00:25:17] Speaker B: Like, please give me a break. People get mad. They get mad. Oh, 20 people at 7:30 on a Saturday. A Saturday. It's like, I don't think I'm getting to you. I can try, but something like that. I need a couple weeks in advance to Set it up at least 24 hours. [00:25:36] Speaker A: But people are just unreasonable when you tell them something that they don't agree with. Agree with, or that they hadn't had 100%. [00:25:46] Speaker B: And it's sad, but it is what it is. How's the house been? Do you plan on getting a. Are you going to get another dog, or is that something you would do? You wait a little bit. [00:26:00] Speaker A: I don't think I want any pets anymore. [00:26:02] Speaker B: You're just gonna let them all die? [00:26:04] Speaker A: Just let them all die. [00:26:05] Speaker B: The wrong dog died. [00:26:06] Speaker A: Because then you gotta keep. The wrong dog. Definitely did die. That's for sure. [00:26:09] Speaker B: I almost said that. When. When you posted, but I feel like I would have got a lot of backlash, so I just opted to just. [00:26:18] Speaker A: The wrong dog died. [00:26:19] Speaker B: Everyone knows. [00:26:20] Speaker A: Everyone knows. The wrong dog died. Now we got this stain. Actually, he's been a lot better. He hasn't been pissing in the house, so that's good. [00:26:26] Speaker B: He could have been just mocking his territory. That's a thing? [00:26:30] Speaker A: Yeah, but it's like, what are you, retarded? It's your brother. You've been living with him your whole life. What's it. What's. [00:26:35] Speaker B: He was here first, too. [00:26:37] Speaker A: It's not like it's a random. [00:26:38] Speaker B: Did Brody have his balls? [00:26:40] Speaker A: No. [00:26:41] Speaker B: Well, that's probably why. Maybe because he had his balls, was pissing everywhere. It's never easy to lose a pet, no matter what. It sucks. [00:26:53] Speaker A: No, it's a bummer. [00:26:54] Speaker B: I remember. Were you there? Well, I remember with. With Dexter. You didn't go? [00:27:02] Speaker A: No, I was working, and they came to the house and put them to sleep. [00:27:05] Speaker B: Oh, they came to the house. [00:27:07] Speaker A: Yeah, we got one of those services. Yeah, okay. It was during COVID I think, too. [00:27:10] Speaker B: So when I had to put my mother's cat down, I don't know if it was a similar experience, but they bring you into a room. [00:27:18] Speaker A: Yep. [00:27:19] Speaker B: They, like. We knew they were like this. It's going to be like 5,000 to keep this cat alive, and then he's probably not going to make it another week anyways. So, like, I'm like, yeah, let's just put the cat out of his misery. Thing can't breathe. It was a. Because it had all fluid in his lungs. This cat again is going to jump on the computer. [00:27:40] Speaker A: Come on, dude, stop. [00:27:42] Speaker B: Speaking of putting cats down, this one's gotta go. So they bring you into a room. They say, spend as much time as you want with the cat. When you're ready, hit this button and we'll come in hitting that Button's got to be one of the hottest things. [00:28:02] Speaker A: Well, mine. We didn't have to hit the button. It was like, go out there and talk to come get us type thing. [00:28:07] Speaker B: Okay. [00:28:07] Speaker A: Yeah, that was a tough one. Like. Yeah, you gotta come put the kid to. [00:28:10] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:28:11] Speaker A: Put the dog to sleep now. [00:28:12] Speaker B: Did you hold the dog? [00:28:15] Speaker A: What? [00:28:15] Speaker B: Was the dog laying on the ground? [00:28:17] Speaker A: The dog was laying on the ground. Yeah, it was on, like, a gurney. [00:28:20] Speaker B: On a gurney. [00:28:21] Speaker A: But. Okay, he went in there. He had low blood sugar, so he was like, this cat. [00:28:27] Speaker B: This cat's next. [00:28:28] Speaker A: We should have put this one asleep. Look at her flying around. [00:28:33] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:28:33] Speaker A: Get on that side and lay down. There you go. There you go. [00:28:36] Speaker B: Oopsies. All right, so he's laying on a gurney. [00:28:39] Speaker A: He's laying on a gurney. His blood sugar was low, so he had no energy when we're getting over there. Like, I had to carry him to the car and. [00:28:46] Speaker B: Yep. [00:28:46] Speaker A: So once they gave him. They gave him liquid sugar, dextrose or whatever. [00:28:50] Speaker B: Yep. [00:28:50] Speaker A: He kind of propped up, but they said basically, like, there was something wrong with his liver. Could have been liver cancer or something. They weren't sure. It would have been like, 8 to 10,000. Just to figure it out. Yeah, just to basically figure it out. So then they're like, whatever. They're like, stay with the dog for as long as you want because we. And decide what you want to do. So then whatever. I go out there after, and I'm like, yeah, I guess we're gonna put the dog to sleep. She's like, that's the right move. She basically said to us, yeah. Which I didn't tell this story. I'll tell this story now about the botch job that this doctor did when she was putting this. This dog to sleep. [00:29:30] Speaker B: Oh, my God. [00:29:31] Speaker A: That is, like, so funny. [00:29:32] Speaker B: Oh, my God. [00:29:33] Speaker A: So it just reminded me of it. So obviously, I'm crying, like, a little. We're both crying, like, a little bit. [00:29:39] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:29:40] Speaker A: And then he has never seen me cry before. I don't think the dog. So the dog's, like, just staring at me. What's wrong with you? [00:29:46] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:29:46] Speaker A: Type thing, which is then making us cry even more because, like, why is he, like, worried about me? [00:29:51] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:29:52] Speaker A: So the girl comes in now, this. This veterinarian. When I say she's 4 foot, 3 inches tall. She is 4 foot, 3 inch tall. She's the smallest woman I've ever seen in my life. [00:30:05] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:30:05] Speaker A: She's that small. It almost. She almost looked like she was an older lady. She's probably, like, 65ish. [00:30:12] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:30:12] Speaker A: She looked like something out of a movie. Like out of like a leprechaun movie or something. [00:30:16] Speaker B: Like that movie. [00:30:17] Speaker A: Very nice lady. But you couldn't even see her because when they first brought him in, they put him on like a, like a high. Probably as high as this. [00:30:25] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:30:25] Speaker A: The dog was on like a stretcher, right? [00:30:27] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:30:28] Speaker A: And they're doing all the tests on her and she could barely see. She's trying to give him like an ultrasound. She's like reaching up like this, but it's really up to here. Like you can't even see her. So she just looked like she was just like out of sorts the whole time. So she comes in to basically put the dog to sleep. So she's explaining it's one needle. We got one needle as a sedative. [00:30:46] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:30:46] Speaker A: The second needle is the euthanasia. So it's basically the one that kills him. [00:30:51] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:30:51] Speaker A: And then the third thing is we flush the line because he already had an IV line in. So that, that's the three step process. So she's like, are you guys ready? We're like, yeah, ready. We're holding the dog, whatever. So she goes in the first one, she puts the needle into the, into the thing. Into the little pick. [00:31:07] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:31:08] Speaker A: Sedative. She puts it in. He starts like, you could tell he's like going to sleep. She goes to put the euthanasia thing in, pricks her finger. [00:31:17] Speaker B: No. [00:31:18] Speaker A: Swear to God. With the dead needle. She had to stab herself. She stabs herself with a dead needle. I'm looking at it now. [00:31:28] Speaker B: Chrissy doesn't realize she was the lady panicking. [00:31:31] Speaker A: She was internally panicking, but she didn't know what to do. So she was bleeding. She was like trying to hold it here. [00:31:36] Speaker B: And so then now she injects too. [00:31:39] Speaker A: I don't know if she injected. I don't think she injected. I think she just hit her, pricked herself. But still it's like there's going to be a little in there, like obviously, hundred percent. But when I tell you that she weighed less than my dog. [00:31:50] Speaker B: Yeah, she would have been, she would definitely die. Could you. What would you have done if this lady just euthanized herself? [00:31:58] Speaker A: She's bleeding everywhere. She's holding it so that she's trying to do it and she's trying to be. And like I couldn't, like, I was like crying. It's just like I couldn't like be like, like, are you okay, dude? But inside, like that, like cheered me up a little bit. Like I was getting chat up like this could this like she's trying her best not to do anything. After we left, whatever. I. I was telling Chrissy, like when we got home, I'm like, maybe we should call over and be like, okay. It was. Of course it had to be the dead needle. [00:32:27] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:32:28] Speaker A: Wasn't even the sedative one. Like she would just. [00:32:30] Speaker B: She could just go sleep. [00:32:31] Speaker A: Oh, I'm sure a little bit got in. She was going in and pushing, so I'm sure a little bit got in. Yeah. [00:32:37] Speaker B: They. It had to happen. [00:32:38] Speaker A: Imagine if we just see a thing, a 4 foot 2 lady veterinary head, dead. [00:32:42] Speaker B: I think, like, if she ever just dropped dead, like. [00:32:48] Speaker A: Dude, she weighed less than the dog. [00:32:50] Speaker B: Oh. [00:32:51] Speaker A: Like she was so small. Yeah. [00:32:52] Speaker B: And you know, they weigh it out. So like to give you. It goes by weight. [00:32:56] Speaker A: I'm like, how did you not notice that Chrissy, like, she legit stabbed herself and then she was gushing blood everywhere. [00:33:01] Speaker B: Well, Chrissy was probably just all fucking out of it, so. [00:33:03] Speaker A: Yeah. And then she like kind of ran out of there after. So it was like. It was like an awkward experience. Like, she wasn't like. And then she just left. And I was like, well, she's probably panicking. Like, in my head I'm thinking like, this girl's definitely. If that happened, if my wife was on the opposite end was doing that. [00:33:18] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:33:19] Speaker A: She would have rushed herself at all. [00:33:20] Speaker B: No. What do you mean? She would have had a chance. [00:33:23] Speaker A: I would have just. [00:33:24] Speaker B: Yeah, she would have definitely passed out. See, when we put the cat down, they give you a button. It's like a little fucking jeopardy button. And you hang out, whatever. And like he's crawling all over us, calling with us. And you know where I'm crying. She's crying because I'm crying. Whatever. [00:33:43] Speaker A: Yep. [00:33:43] Speaker B: Because it was like, dude, it wasn't even my cat. It was my mom's cat. But it's like, now you say bye to your mother all over again. [00:33:50] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:33:51] Speaker B: So we hit the button probably after like, I don't know, 40 minutes. It's like I said, I can't do this anymore. I'm gonna leave with the cat if we stay here any longer. I'm leaving. [00:34:01] Speaker A: Yep. [00:34:02] Speaker B: I'm gonna break the cat out. So we hit the button and they do the three step process like you say. So they give the first. I'm holding, I'm holding him. [00:34:12] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:34:12] Speaker B: It's like not on a gurney. It's not on the ground. I'm holding this cat. All of a sudden, like, he's looking. He's, like, looking at me. They inject him and he goes to sleep, and his tongue just starts hanging out of his mouth. Tongues dangling, is just all drool coming out because he's passed out. They give you. They put you to slee. And then they give you that. And then they get the stethoscope and they'll listen in. They're like, oh, no, I still hear his heartbeat. I still hear it. And he's, like, fucking drooling everywhere. And then, like, yeah, he's gone. And I'm like, They're like, all right, I'll leave and give you a few moments. I said, no, you're gonna take this cat. This cat out of my hands now. Like, I'm done. I'm done. [00:34:57] Speaker A: They drag it out too much. They drag it out way too much. [00:35:00] Speaker B: It's too much. Like, I'm not having a funeral in here for him. [00:35:04] Speaker A: This is how much she was panicking. She did the stethoscope thing. As soon as she put it on, she's like, he's gone. [00:35:10] Speaker B: Yeah. She didn't even listen. She didn't even listen. [00:35:11] Speaker A: She didn't even listen to this. [00:35:12] Speaker B: I'm gonna get out of this. [00:35:14] Speaker A: This thing's gone. So then she's like, take as much time as you need. I'm like, can you just wheel this thing out? [00:35:19] Speaker B: Yeah, because we're done. Stop. [00:35:21] Speaker A: This is crazy. [00:35:21] Speaker B: It's happen out. She's probably listening. As soon as she stepped out of the room, she's listening to us. [00:35:28] Speaker A: She did it on the way out. So then she. She walks out, and the. And then the dog, like, takes its last breath. Like, it's like, yeah, like, did, like, a last breath. And Chrissy's like, he's still alive. [00:35:42] Speaker B: Oh, my God. [00:35:42] Speaker A: I'm like, chrissy, he's dead, dude. Like, let's just get the out of here. [00:35:45] Speaker B: I know we got. [00:35:46] Speaker A: They. This is what I say that I. If it wasn't for my wife, I. [00:35:52] Speaker B: Would drop the dog off and just leave. [00:35:54] Speaker A: And just leave. Yeah, that's all you need to do. I don't need to see all that. I don't need to say my goodbyes. Just say my goodbyes when we walk into the room. [00:36:01] Speaker B: It's too much. [00:36:01] Speaker A: We don't need to go through this who thing. [00:36:03] Speaker B: Yeah, it's way too much. Yeah, I completely agree with. [00:36:07] Speaker A: They need to do a different system. We need to do a system where we killed the dog and hand you another one. Yeah, you kill the dog. You drop the dog off Boom. We kill it. Okay. We're going to do it humanely. Boom. Two behind the ear. [00:36:19] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:36:19] Speaker A: And then you get a nice fresh puppy, a nice new puppy. [00:36:22] Speaker B: And it could be the same breed if you want just same breed. We'll even take. Maybe we'll do like a little clone. We'll set up a clone academy. I. [00:36:30] Speaker A: That would be great. [00:36:30] Speaker B: Take a little bit of his DNA. [00:36:32] Speaker A: But you hand them a new dog, and then it's like, okay, new beginning. Thanks. [00:36:35] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:36:36] Speaker A: Let's start the handling process. [00:36:38] Speaker B: Like, Sabrina, when she put her dog down, she's like, I want to get another beagle. And I'm like, I don't want a beagle. But b, like, I don't think, like, I could get the same breed. I would want a completely different breed of dog. [00:36:53] Speaker A: Yeah. Or a different color. [00:36:56] Speaker B: Like, I'm not, like, if Danny goes like, I'm not going to get another shepherd. Even though she's a mix of something. It's kind of. So I just. I don't want a constant reminder. That's all I'm going to think about. [00:37:09] Speaker A: I did take one week off of, you know, texting people, like, on. On the Instagram. [00:37:15] Speaker B: Well, you could have. [00:37:15] Speaker A: How old's your dog? And then I say, well, you probably got like four years left. [00:37:19] Speaker B: Oh, so you stopped. [00:37:20] Speaker A: I stopped for a week, but I'm back. [00:37:21] Speaker B: You're back. [00:37:22] Speaker A: I'm back in it. [00:37:22] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:37:23] Speaker A: I'm back in it. Because you know what? We all got to grieve together. This is how we're grieving. [00:37:26] Speaker B: 100. [00:37:27] Speaker A: Your dog has limited time on this earth. [00:37:29] Speaker B: Well, that. Which sucks. I feel like dogs. [00:37:32] Speaker A: It's a. It's. [00:37:32] Speaker B: It's should live longer. [00:37:34] Speaker A: They should live longer than they do, especially big dogs. [00:37:36] Speaker B: It's like big dogs get 12, 13 years. That's really. It's. [00:37:43] Speaker A: If you're lucky. [00:37:43] Speaker B: If you're lucky. And that's not a lot. [00:37:46] Speaker A: I'm gonna have this cat. This cat's gonna be till like 20, 25. [00:37:50] Speaker B: Yeah. This cat's gonna live 18 to 25 years. 100%. [00:37:54] Speaker A: This one always got to be involved and everything. Can you tell every time you eat, she got to be near you? [00:38:00] Speaker B: Well, she is a rag dollar. They just need love all the time. I got your nose. I got chinos. I get you nose. [00:38:06] Speaker A: It's definitely gonna bite you. [00:38:07] Speaker B: It is a cute cat, though. Why does she bite? [00:38:09] Speaker A: Yeah. Not like a play bite. Like a playback. [00:38:13] Speaker B: Stormy. I don't know. [00:38:15] Speaker A: Somewhere. It's like the. Well, like Ace Ventura. When all the pets come out. That's what this house is turning into. [00:38:21] Speaker B: Oh, dude. It's like. And especially with, like, Santino now, too, because Santino's crawling all over the place. [00:38:29] Speaker A: Yeah. Flying. [00:38:30] Speaker B: So we put him down. We got, like, this Playmat thing and. Oh, you've seen the video. The Home Depot video. [00:38:36] Speaker A: I did. [00:38:36] Speaker B: So you've seen the Playmat. The animals are. They just, like. You're talking to him. He come crawl to me. Blah, blah, blah. They're all. They just swarm in, and I'm like. I'm playing defense on them. It's like everyone in the house wants love and attention at the same time. I gotta put it on him. It's like, sorry, everybody else, but it's his time, so. Yeah, it's weird. Being a parent is just strange because it's like, there's so many things I care about now that I could have given two shits about before. [00:39:13] Speaker A: And then there's certain things that you used to care about now you don't even get. [00:39:16] Speaker B: I couldn't even. Exactly. It's like, I couldn't have said it better myself. It's so weird. And now she's sending me videos of, like, siblings. I'm getting all the sibling videos now. [00:39:27] Speaker A: Just tell us. Stop. [00:39:29] Speaker B: It's like, can we, like. I want to be able to get married and buy a house before we have another kid. Can you just sim it down? I don't even have time. Stick it in. So it's like, either I'm at work, you're at work, or he's sleeping on top of you, and I'm not sticking in him while you're holding him, I'll tell you that. [00:39:48] Speaker A: I don't think I've ever done that. [00:39:50] Speaker B: Yeah. Why? It's like, why would you want to do that? I'm sure people have 100. [00:39:54] Speaker A: Yeah. Sick bastards. [00:39:57] Speaker B: I'll probably one of your brothers that's got 12 kids, maybe. [00:40:02] Speaker A: Yeah, that's. [00:40:03] Speaker B: How else are you gonna get. I don't understand with one how people have time. [00:40:07] Speaker A: I don't know how they have, like, eight to ten kids. It's crazy. I don't know how you do it. [00:40:11] Speaker B: I. I don't get it. Especially in this economy. It's, like, wild. But that's probably why you gotta live in Ohio. [00:40:18] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:40:19] Speaker B: Your other brother's coming for Thanksgiving. [00:40:22] Speaker A: Yep. That's coming in. [00:40:23] Speaker B: It'll be nice to see him, I guess. What are you bringing? [00:40:28] Speaker A: I don't know. Are we doing a potluck thing? Do we have to do the Sides. [00:40:30] Speaker B: I think we're doing that again. It did work good last year. [00:40:34] Speaker A: A lot of people were talking about how bad those. Those things you brought were my peppers. [00:40:40] Speaker B: Yeah, two people were smashing those. [00:40:42] Speaker A: That's what they would say. Brie and cheese, cherry. [00:40:45] Speaker B: It was good. [00:40:46] Speaker A: Just a lot of people were talking about. [00:40:48] Speaker B: Nobody was talking about it. They were all gone. I am gonna make traditional stuffed peppers. [00:40:54] Speaker A: Like with the rice. [00:40:55] Speaker B: Yeah. I'm gonna make do a little different. [00:41:00] Speaker A: All I know is that the fatsucker can't bring the soda. No, you can't bring 12 liter soda for 40 people. [00:41:06] Speaker B: No, you can't. He's a thing that sucks. Honestly, about like cooking. You gotta travel an hour. [00:41:14] Speaker A: You gotta think about it. [00:41:15] Speaker B: That's what I'm saying. [00:41:16] Speaker A: Yeah. I hold it. [00:41:17] Speaker B: Yeah. It's like so what? I mean, like what. How do I. What do I do? [00:41:22] Speaker A: I think I just did turkey stuff in last year. Some pies and something you heat up. [00:41:27] Speaker B: You know, it's like, what do you do? It's like, do I Right out of the oven. Just leave the house, go cold stuff. Yeah, it's not that. [00:41:36] Speaker A: Let's do desserts. [00:41:37] Speaker B: I'm going to do dessert. And the peppers was my plan. [00:41:43] Speaker A: I'm sure people are so thrilled to hear about our Thanksgiving things. I know what we're doing for Thanksgiving. [00:41:49] Speaker B: Well, it is coming. It's right around. [00:41:51] Speaker A: I think we got to put in a monster pa. That's all I care about. Like a monster pal. [00:41:56] Speaker B: Dude, I. Have you seen game Thursday Night Football this week? Sucks. [00:41:59] Speaker A: You've been throwing in some crazy pas. [00:42:01] Speaker B: And I've been almost. Dude, and I hate saying almost because it's so stupid, but like the dumbest things have been preventing me. Like some really good ones that are hitting. It's like the. Did I show you the Justin Jefferson one? No, me, I'll just show you real quick. [00:42:18] Speaker A: Was it the 27 and a half? [00:42:20] Speaker B: Yes. So did I tell you? [00:42:23] Speaker A: I think he told me. [00:42:25] Speaker B: Yeah. So I hit. It was like a 10 pallet to win like 800 bucks. I bet 20 bucks to win 800. I hit everything Justin Jefferson needed over 27 and a half yard reception. Yep. He so a 28. He got 27, then stepped out of bounds. It's like it seems kind of rigged. [00:42:49] Speaker A: It seems a little seven. Yeah, that sounds. [00:42:51] Speaker B: It seems a little rigged. [00:42:52] Speaker A: Yeah. That he stepped out of bounds. [00:42:53] Speaker B: Yeah, it seems a little one. You couldn't just fucking the half a yard. [00:42:59] Speaker A: Just stretch the ball. [00:43:00] Speaker B: It's like the length of some people's noses. Especially my cousin Michael. Yeah, it's a little annoying, I gotta be honest. [00:43:08] Speaker A: Yep, the poles. Drake May looks good. He got injured though. [00:43:12] Speaker B: He looks honestly really good. You need to put weapons behind him. I think that Mayo saved his job. The jets look atrocious. And Thursday night we're getting Houston, who is all banged up. They look horrible. [00:43:29] Speaker A: No, not Houston. Isn't that Tennessee? [00:43:32] Speaker B: Are they playing the Texans? I think it's Texans. Jets. [00:43:35] Speaker A: Hold on. Oh, you're talking Texans and Jets. [00:43:39] Speaker B: Yeah. Thursday night. This Thursday night. [00:43:41] Speaker A: Okay, that's what I'm Patriots. [00:43:44] Speaker B: I hate the fact that the jets are force fed into all these prime time games. And they're so bad. Bad. [00:43:49] Speaker A: They're so bad. Rogers. Sucks for people to even try to mention him in the same breath as Tom Brady. Insulted to everybody. It's a salt to anyone with a brain. [00:43:58] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:43:59] Speaker A: That. They've been trying to tell us this for years. That Rogers was Brady. He's the goat. [00:44:03] Speaker B: Please. [00:44:05] Speaker A: He is so bad. He'll never be Tom Brady. [00:44:09] Speaker B: No. Did he won the super bowl, right? [00:44:11] Speaker A: One Super Bowl. [00:44:12] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:44:12] Speaker A: And he should have probably won like five. [00:44:15] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:44:15] Speaker A: With how much arm. Talent he has. But it's not just I'm talent. It's not when you have a personality that doesn't do well with others. You're firing your coaches and you know your own family hates you. [00:44:28] Speaker B: I don't talk to your brother. I know. [00:44:30] Speaker A: Loser. [00:44:30] Speaker B: I don't feel bad for Devonte Adams, I'll tell you that. [00:44:34] Speaker A: No. [00:44:36] Speaker B: Yeah. But I think I'm like, done. I can't be gambling anymore. It's so. See, I don't even care that I do $20 parlays. It's like when you hit and just lose by a half a yard. It's like. It's really annoying. [00:44:47] Speaker A: Yeah. Because then you start counting your money. [00:44:49] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:44:49] Speaker A: You got seven legs down on this eight Lego. And then you're counting the money. Like now. It's. It's not that you lost $10. You just lost 300 or $500. [00:44:59] Speaker B: 100%. [00:45:00] Speaker A: That's the swing. [00:45:01] Speaker B: That's the swing. [00:45:02] Speaker A: Yeah. So then it's like. It's like you just bet 500 on this one on Justin Jefferson. And then he steps out of bounds one yard early. [00:45:09] Speaker B: And it makes me want to go find him. [00:45:11] Speaker A: Yes. [00:45:11] Speaker B: Murder him and just like rock. [00:45:14] Speaker A: Yep. [00:45:15] Speaker B: Well, it's probably because he's got a ginger mustache now. He like dyed his mustache. [00:45:18] Speaker A: I didn't see that. [00:45:19] Speaker B: What are you doing? [00:45:21] Speaker A: It's a bad look. [00:45:22] Speaker B: It's a bad look. So we have Halloween tomorrow, which is always a good time. You host. The whole family comes. [00:45:30] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:45:31] Speaker B: Kids everywhere. [00:45:32] Speaker A: Yep. [00:45:32] Speaker B: We got more kids now. [00:45:34] Speaker A: More kids flying around. Santino's gonna be crawling around. [00:45:37] Speaker B: Santino's gonna be crawling around. His costume came in. My costume came in. Her costume came in. [00:45:46] Speaker A: You're ready to roll. [00:45:47] Speaker B: I'm ready to roll. I think it's kind of. I think I told you what I was being. [00:45:52] Speaker A: Yeah, you're being awesome Powers. [00:45:54] Speaker B: No. [00:45:55] Speaker A: Mini Me. [00:45:56] Speaker B: No. [00:45:56] Speaker A: Fabast. [00:45:57] Speaker B: Yes. [00:45:57] Speaker A: That's what I meant, though. Like, giving that whole thing. [00:46:00] Speaker B: He's gonna be Austin Powers. She's gonna be like. Like a 60s, like, shagadelic. [00:46:07] Speaker A: Like one of those girls. [00:46:08] Speaker B: Yes. [00:46:09] Speaker A: Okay. [00:46:09] Speaker B: And then I'm gonna be fat. Past it. I bought, like, a fat suit. It's not as good as I thought it was gonna be. [00:46:17] Speaker A: It doesn't. [00:46:17] Speaker B: I gotta stuff it up. No, I don't. Look, it doesn't. The problem is the material inside. Like, imagine like. Like a thin pillow. [00:46:27] Speaker A: So I don't like that. [00:46:28] Speaker B: No. So it looks like it would be really good, like, the. Where the spots are. But when you put a shirt on over it, it compresses. [00:46:37] Speaker A: So you don't look as fat. [00:46:39] Speaker B: No. So I gotta find a way to. [00:46:40] Speaker A: Like, that's just throwing some pillows in there. [00:46:43] Speaker B: Yeah, I gotta stuff it up. [00:46:46] Speaker A: But you don't think that that's gonna be really annoying to just be, like, super huge? Like, just walk. Waddling around this house with, like, 50. [00:46:53] Speaker B: People in here, and it's gonna be 80 degrees. Yeah, I didn't know it was gonna be 80 degrees. I probably would. I probably would audible. [00:47:02] Speaker A: This is why you just go with, like, a black T shirt. [00:47:05] Speaker B: I know I up. But I like Halloween. I think it's fun. [00:47:08] Speaker A: Halloween's fun. But it's not going to be as good as you were last year. Oh, was that years ago? [00:47:14] Speaker B: Michael Myers. [00:47:15] Speaker A: Michael Myers was good. [00:47:16] Speaker B: Michael Myers was good. I still have. [00:47:18] Speaker A: Even though you had out Michael Myers? [00:47:19] Speaker B: I don't think so. [00:47:20] Speaker A: You had out Michael by the black. [00:47:22] Speaker B: Kid with the Michael Myers mask. [00:47:23] Speaker A: You got all Michael Myers by that kid. [00:47:24] Speaker B: What am I. What am I gonna do, beat the little kid up? [00:47:29] Speaker A: No, he just out. Michael Maju. He moved. He moved. He stood still for longer than you did. [00:47:35] Speaker B: Yeah, I don't have the patience for that. [00:47:37] Speaker A: He legit stared you down and he was like, all right, I'm done. [00:47:40] Speaker B: I might just bring Michael Myers back instead of fat bast it simply because I want to piss Sabrina off. [00:47:50] Speaker A: That would probably piss her off because now they're all matching. [00:47:53] Speaker B: I know. It would crack me up because she wanted to be Corella Deville so bad. And then me and him just be dogs. And I'm like, why do you get to wear the cool costume? And then I just could be a dog. [00:48:05] Speaker A: No, you. Because you could have been like, the butler or something. [00:48:08] Speaker B: Yeah, I don't want to be like. [00:48:09] Speaker A: Her be the dog. [00:48:10] Speaker B: And I just walk around with the. First of all, there is no butler, is there? [00:48:14] Speaker A: You guys? Do you guys all think that you and her think you guys like the Star zero movie? Kind of like, I feel like she wants to be Cruella. Why don't you just let her be cruel? [00:48:22] Speaker B: That's what I said to her. [00:48:24] Speaker A: Oh, okay. [00:48:25] Speaker B: I said, just do it. And she goes, no, I want us to do, like a family thing thing. I said, just be Cruella and you be a dog. I'll be whatever I want. Who cares? [00:48:32] Speaker A: But don't you think you should have been what's his name? [00:48:36] Speaker B: Who? [00:48:37] Speaker A: And let him be Mini Me? Like, you could have been. [00:48:39] Speaker B: Oh, I know we were gonna do that. Well, she was gonna do that. [00:48:44] Speaker A: Oh, she was. [00:48:45] Speaker B: She was gonna be Dr. Evil. [00:48:46] Speaker A: Dr. Evil. [00:48:47] Speaker B: And then him be Mini Me. And I thought that would have been funny. And I would have been Fat Bastard. Or she was gonna end up being Gold Member. But she audible. I just need to be the 60s person. [00:48:56] Speaker A: It's like, so now she's her own kid. [00:49:00] Speaker B: Yeah. It's like you're just like. [00:49:02] Speaker A: If you think about it like, as she's awesome powers, it'd be like if they were Bobby and Ken and then the baby was Ken. [00:49:07] Speaker B: Yeah. It's just like, it makes. She doesn't think these things, Al. That's the problem. She's another one that, like, things just come out of her mouth before her thinking. She's like, nico Light is what I deal with, is what I live. [00:49:21] Speaker A: And then Coral deville, if you guys are dogs and she's trying to kill you too. [00:49:25] Speaker B: Exactly. [00:49:25] Speaker A: Like trying to skin you guys. Right? Isn't that what Corolla deville does? [00:49:28] Speaker B: Yeah, she's trying to make coats and. [00:49:29] Speaker A: Shit out of you guys. [00:49:31] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:49:31] Speaker A: So, like, that doesn't make sense. [00:49:32] Speaker B: And then you want to be the cool one. It's like, not a ville. Then I said, no, I. Absolutely not. It's ridiculous. [00:49:41] Speaker A: Well, we know you couldn't go with Seth Rollins. You don't have that. [00:49:45] Speaker B: Not anymore. You don't look anything like when I was skinnier and had my hair long. I got a lot of comparisons. [00:49:55] Speaker A: I get a lot of people sending me, like, body dysmorphia pictures of you in the dms. [00:49:59] Speaker B: What do you mean? [00:50:01] Speaker A: Like, just like these people, like, that look so crazy. And they got this little pot belly. [00:50:06] Speaker B: They're the same and they're just like. [00:50:07] Speaker A: It's Justin. [00:50:08] Speaker B: Like, whose people? People who's people? [00:50:10] Speaker A: Like, several different people. My name and names? [00:50:12] Speaker B: Yeah. Let me see them. [00:50:13] Speaker A: I don't need. I'm not showing you names. Nope. [00:50:15] Speaker B: I want to know why people are so concerned about me all the time. Time. [00:50:19] Speaker A: They are. [00:50:19] Speaker B: There's a lot of people. [00:50:20] Speaker A: They're in the inboxes. [00:50:21] Speaker B: There's a lot of people concerned about me all the time. It's not my fault. What am I supposed to do? I can't work out. [00:50:29] Speaker A: You could definitely work out. [00:50:30] Speaker B: No, I can't. I have a hernia that protrudes from my stomach into my chest cavity. I can't work out. [00:50:36] Speaker A: But you said that happened. [00:50:38] Speaker B: I can't even go swimming. Yeah, this is how long it's been. [00:50:41] Speaker A: You didn't work out before then, though. [00:50:43] Speaker B: Yeah, I did. [00:50:44] Speaker A: Not really. [00:50:44] Speaker B: Okay, you didn't know me in six, 2016. [00:50:47] Speaker A: Well, when. You mean when you were in Florida? [00:50:48] Speaker B: Yeah, it worked out all the time. Time I had a gym in my apartment complex and gym in my house. [00:50:52] Speaker A: Planet Fitness. [00:50:53] Speaker B: No, in my La Colon. [00:50:57] Speaker A: What, you would. Setting off the long column at Planet Fitness? [00:51:00] Speaker B: No, I would just do body weight squat. [00:51:04] Speaker A: I just think about that time where you went on that treadmill once and had that protein shake. You didn't like the protein shake. You never worked out. [00:51:10] Speaker B: Well, that's because I was fat. [00:51:11] Speaker A: You weren't fat then. You weren't even fat. [00:51:13] Speaker B: I think I was fat. [00:51:14] Speaker A: No, you weren't. [00:51:15] Speaker B: I was still fat. [00:51:15] Speaker A: No, you weren't. Dude. [00:51:17] Speaker B: Maybe I'm just lazy. [00:51:19] Speaker A: Yeah, you are. [00:51:20] Speaker B: Why are people so concerned about, like, how I look? [00:51:23] Speaker A: Why? I could see more in. In the. In the competition. Yeah, people would be concerned about it, but it is getting a little weird now. [00:51:31] Speaker B: I don't know why people are so concerned about how I look. [00:51:36] Speaker A: I get better things to do. Guys, don't worry about him. Don't watch him. Watch tv. [00:51:41] Speaker B: Yeah, watch something else. It's just like, if I just get haters. That's what it is. There's a reason for it. Because I'm the fucking man and you. [00:51:48] Speaker A: Don'T get it, do you? [00:51:50] Speaker B: Exactly. Did you hear about this Dr. Creep guy? [00:51:53] Speaker A: No. I mean, you did send it over to the group, chat the guy like, okay, first things first. There couldn't be a better name for this guy. Just from looking at. Do you know he's like 32 years old? Yeah, he looks like he's 50. [00:52:07] Speaker B: He's a pediatrician from like Waltham. [00:52:11] Speaker A: From around here. [00:52:12] Speaker B: He's from around here. I actually, I know his parole officer. This is how I even heard about this guy. Are we. [00:52:18] Speaker A: Are you allowed to talk about that? [00:52:20] Speaker B: I'm not gonna. Oh, yeah. I probably shouldn't have said that, should I? Whatever. Who gives a shit? Yeah, I know his parole officer. [00:52:27] Speaker A: That's it. We don't have to give any more details. [00:52:29] Speaker B: Yeah, we know the parole officer. [00:52:32] Speaker A: We're not gonna say if it's male or female or anything. [00:52:34] Speaker B: Or their name or whatever. [00:52:35] Speaker A: Or their name or if they're related or if they work at the restaurant. We're not gonna say any of these things. [00:52:39] Speaker B: None of these things. Or if they pregnant or they're not pregnant. [00:52:42] Speaker A: Yeah, none of these things. [00:52:43] Speaker B: Bringing any of this stuff up. This guy, first of all, he got caught filming. He's a pediatrician, people. He would wear a camera under his thing and be filming doing during exams. And he was. He had a whole collection of like. [00:53:05] Speaker A: Hold on. He's a pediatrician doing this to kids? [00:53:08] Speaker B: Yes. [00:53:09] Speaker A: Okay. [00:53:10] Speaker B: This is how he got caught in Waltham, I think. I'm pretty sure it's Waltham. I have to double check. But it's. It's definitely. [00:53:17] Speaker A: What's his first name? What's his. [00:53:19] Speaker B: Dr. Creep? I don't know. What's his name? [00:53:25] Speaker A: Dr. [00:53:25] Speaker B: Creep. Let's see. Dr. Creepy. [00:53:34] Speaker A: Nothing's coming up. I gotta go back to your text. It's like, I feel like it's some. [00:53:38] Speaker B: Russian name, but this guy looks like a weirdo. So basically Bradford Fck. Yeah. And he looks like a Bradford. So this guy. This guy. [00:53:53] Speaker A: I mean, look at this guy. [00:53:55] Speaker B: He looks like a doctor creep. Yeah, 100. So he's a pediatrician. He's filming kids during their exams. And he's got like a back catalog. Whatever. This is how he gets caught. So not only did he get arrested, but his father got arrested too. These weirdos had an only fans together, right? [00:54:21] Speaker A: Yep. Only fans together. [00:54:22] Speaker B: They had an only fans together, the father and son. He was banging him in the ass. The father was like fucking them on Only Fans. They made like 50 GS. I swear, this is all what she's. She was telling me they made like 50 GS on only fans. This guy's like, his father's pegging him and. And he's like, oh, me hotter daddy. And it's like actually his father. [00:54:50] Speaker A: This is so up. [00:54:51] Speaker B: So the father and. And him both get arrested. And I think it was like a million dollar bill. And the. The wife posted bail. Apparently it's been going on. Their sexual relationship. They incest. So they got arrested for incest. Both of them. The father may be. I think he's still locked up or he might be el cuz she's his po So I don't know, maybe they both made bail. Basically the most heinous, disgusting thing you could possibly do is your own parent, which is just gross. You're filming kids, so they've probably been. [00:55:31] Speaker A: He's probably been doing this for a while. I think they raped this kid when he was young. [00:55:34] Speaker B: I think it started when he was 16 and he's like 30 something now. And he likes it like they. He likes it like they're in like a sexual relationship, father and son. [00:55:47] Speaker A: All right, So I would say that this craziest person in this whole situation is definitely the father. [00:55:52] Speaker B: Yes. [00:55:53] Speaker A: I'm not taking anything away from this kid being a fucking piece of shit. They both deserve to die. [00:55:57] Speaker B: Yeah. They should both be shot. This is why Massachusetts should have the death penalty penalty. [00:56:02] Speaker A: This, the. The. It's crazy to me that this person isn't. Is allowed to be on the street right now and they have a po. [00:56:09] Speaker B: Well, if they were in jail, they would probably both be murdered. [00:56:11] Speaker A: Maybe, maybe not. [00:56:13] Speaker B: Yeah. You never know. But Dr. Creep check Dr. Creep out. That's a story and a half. Like, I'm definitely his father. [00:56:20] Speaker A: Huh? [00:56:21] Speaker B: That's disgusting. Like, you can't even make that up. [00:56:27] Speaker A: Yeah. Pedophile death to all pedophiles. That's what I say. I think that that's a pretty standard thing. You touch a kid, you deserve to die. [00:56:35] Speaker B: 100 simple as it is. [00:56:38] Speaker A: If you want to your father. I care less about that. If we're being honest. [00:56:40] Speaker B: Yeah. Even though it's incest and still kind of gross and you're getting pegged. And not only that, it's like sometimes you struggle to pay your bills. This guy's making 50 grand banging his dad on only fans. [00:56:52] Speaker A: It's a lot of money. [00:56:53] Speaker B: That's like. It's not. [00:56:54] Speaker A: It's not enough money, though. [00:56:55] Speaker B: It's definitely not. It's definitely not enough money. But I think million. I think the money. I think the money probably, but I think the money is a bonus for them. [00:57:06] Speaker A: No, I just think they like it. [00:57:07] Speaker B: That's what I'm saying. So they're just like. That's just gravy on top of it. [00:57:12] Speaker A: I mean, let's be honest. This father's probably been this kid since he's been eight years. [00:57:15] Speaker B: They are both doctors. The father's a doctor too. Who knows what the. The father was doing. [00:57:20] Speaker A: I don't even want to see his hard drive. It's probably insane. [00:57:22] Speaker B: That's what I'm saying. I think he had. What is this guy's name? What's his name? [00:57:26] Speaker A: Bradford Ferric. Winchester. [00:57:33] Speaker B: Winchester. [00:57:35] Speaker A: Let's look at the F. Bradford. [00:57:39] Speaker B: Bradford FCK. So this is. We got an update from six days ago. Yeah, they got indicted 20 20. They got indicted on a combined 23 charges related to child endangerment. [00:58:09] Speaker A: The. [00:58:09] Speaker B: Does that mean the father, David Fck, 67, was arraigned in Middlesex county, including three counts of possession of child pornography, two counts of reckless endangered of a child, two counts of possessing child in the nude, two counts conspiracy. [00:58:26] Speaker A: All right. Debt to the Ferrics. That's what I would say. Wipe out the whole line. If they have a kid, wipe out that kid as well. And trafficking, because she probably knew what the was going on. Yeah, wipe out all the Ferrics. I think that's a safe way to say it. [00:58:40] Speaker B: They both were trafficking too. That's disgusting. And they're both doctors. Like, what kind of up is this? They should both be. Oh, that grosses me out. [00:58:56] Speaker A: Have you ever met a normal doctor? [00:58:58] Speaker B: A normal doctor? There's not too many of them. Some weirdos, some creepos out there. But Dr. Creep Check Dr. Creep out. They'll probably make a movie about it or something. [00:59:08] Speaker A: They're definitely gonna. That'll be a Netflix documentary or something. [00:59:13] Speaker B: Since it is Halloween. Do you have like a worst nightmare? Like, what's your worst nightmare? Worst nightmare other than having to come on this podcast all the time. Like, so I guess your second worst nightmare. [00:59:31] Speaker A: Trying to think, like, how would I want to like die? Or like, what would be the worst thing? [00:59:37] Speaker B: Worst nightmare. [00:59:45] Speaker A: I feel like getting burned would suck. [00:59:47] Speaker B: Burned alive. [00:59:48] Speaker A: I think that would suck. I would think that. Not a big spider guy. So if you just had like a. [00:59:56] Speaker B: Six spiders on you killing you, that would suck. I think like a plane crash is probably mine. That's up there for me. [01:00:05] Speaker A: How long is a plane crash? Top to bottom, like 30 dots. It dropped from 30, 000ft to zero. Let me look that that out because that could be pretty quick. Or that could be really long. [01:00:14] Speaker B: It's got wings. And how long? Probably say like at least five minutes. [01:00:18] Speaker A: A plane to crash. [01:00:21] Speaker B: Five minutes. But then it's mass hysteria on the plane. Everybody's screaming like, that's not helping. Three to five minutes of free falling. That's like an eternity. Do you ever go on a roller coaster and free fall for five seconds? It feels like it's forever. You can't even breathe. Breathe. [01:00:41] Speaker A: I think you're gonna pass out on the way down. [01:00:43] Speaker B: 100. Just the fear alone. You'll have a heart attack. [01:00:46] Speaker A: Could be a couple minutes. [01:00:48] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:00:48] Speaker A: Saying 17, 000ft in one minute. Yeah, that would kind of suck. But I think he'd pass out. That'd be pretty bad, I'd say. I'd say a plane crash would suck then. That would suck because drowning, I don't think that would. That would be a couple minutes. Probably be a minute. Yeah. [01:01:05] Speaker B: How long can you hold your breath full and your hold your breath during a panic is on top of it. You probably feel lungs fill up fast and you probably pass out. [01:01:15] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:01:17] Speaker B: Being burned alive, though, I feel like your nerve endings and would get burnt fast. [01:01:22] Speaker A: I think I just gotta go the CIA route and just like the old school, like, Russian agent and have a cyanide pill in one of my teeth, pop it open. So then like, something like this happens. [01:01:31] Speaker B: But how fast is that death? [01:01:33] Speaker A: Is it like, Sinai gotta be quick. [01:01:35] Speaker B: Like, you think so? [01:01:36] Speaker A: Let me look it up. [01:01:37] Speaker B: Like, what does cyanide actually do? Is it a poison? Or does it like. Is it like an acid that just melts you? [01:01:50] Speaker A: My question is, is like in the. [01:01:51] Speaker B: Movies, it's just like you put papa tab alka salsa and you just die immediately. Which I don't believe that. [01:01:58] Speaker A: Imagine someone, like, looks at my, like. [01:02:00] Speaker B: Searches and they see cyanide. Yeah. I feel like this is most rapidly. [01:02:07] Speaker A: Lethal poisons known to man. [01:02:08] Speaker B: Okay. [01:02:09] Speaker A: Oh, no. It says can lead to death in a few minutes. [01:02:12] Speaker B: A few minutes. I'm sure it's not a comfortable few minutes. [01:02:15] Speaker A: This is so bad. Does it smell bad, these burps? [01:02:18] Speaker B: No. That's good. I feel like I can't really smell either. Do I work today? I do. [01:02:24] Speaker A: That's why you just blow your brains out, dude. That's the way you get. That's. [01:02:27] Speaker B: That's got to be the quickest. [01:02:29] Speaker A: It's got to be the quickest. You blow your brains out. That. But that's why, like, unless you miss, then you're just a failure on both counts. But your arms still work. So like, just keep firing. If you can keep firing. Keep firing. You're saying, like, if you get knocked out from the bullet, don't actually kill yourself. [01:02:45] Speaker B: That's got to be, like, embarrassing. [01:02:48] Speaker A: Yeah, that is embarrassing. Then you know you're going to be all up in the face. [01:02:51] Speaker B: Have you watched the Aaron Hernandez thing yet? No, it's pretty good. I think I'm on episode. Yeah, it's pretty decent. [01:02:59] Speaker A: I heard it's like, as cheesy as can come. [01:03:00] Speaker B: Yeah, but it's like the story. You gotta watch the story. And it's like you actually, like, feel bad for him. Like how he. When he's growing up because he just. [01:03:08] Speaker A: Wanted to suck dick? [01:03:09] Speaker B: No, no, not because of that. His father was kind of like a dickhead. Like, you feel bad because. But then, like, he did want to just suck dick. I don't know if it's true. I don't know if it's just super dramatized, like, how much dick that this guy wanted going on. [01:03:24] Speaker A: Well, that's what I'm saying. [01:03:25] Speaker B: That's Secret Vacations with dudes. Yeah, like, we don't know if any of that's really true. That's all speculation. [01:03:33] Speaker A: Right. [01:03:35] Speaker B: We don't even know if he, like, somebody could be lying. [01:03:39] Speaker A: Yeah, definitely. We don't even know if he's gay. [01:03:43] Speaker B: I have no clue if he's even gay. [01:03:46] Speaker A: They're trying to make it seem like that's the reason why he killed everybody is because he was gay. Yeah, pretty much. [01:03:50] Speaker B: And I don't believe that. Yeah, they were like, oh, he. Somebody's like, load. Who? The dude he shot in the eye. Was that Lloyd? [01:03:58] Speaker A: No, Lloyd, the one that he shot in the eye in Florida. Lived. [01:04:02] Speaker B: Yeah. But they made it seem like he shot him here, not in Florida. [01:04:07] Speaker A: So he shot someone down in Florida first, then he shot the Odin Lloyd people. [01:04:11] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:04:12] Speaker A: I'm trying to think who he shot first. That was. I thought that was outside a strip club or something. [01:04:16] Speaker B: Well, yeah, they were making it seem like his buddies shot somebody down in Florida. From the biopic thing that it was. He was just there, so it wasn't actually him. Because I don't think he was convicted. So I don't think they can really. His second trial is the guy he shot here in the eye. [01:04:38] Speaker A: Right. [01:04:39] Speaker B: Because he's. He went on the stand and then the guy tried to sue him and he got off on that case. That was Jose Bias. That got him off the second case, which. Which dropped. Which basically, like, dropped his first case. So then. Yeah. [01:05:01] Speaker A: Outside of the strip club, Alexander Bradley did they for. [01:05:04] Speaker B: Did his family get the money from the Patriots? Do we know? [01:05:09] Speaker A: I got no idea. [01:05:10] Speaker B: Because it was. Wasn't it guaranteed money? [01:05:12] Speaker A: I think. I think he had to get it. [01:05:14] Speaker B: They had to have. [01:05:15] Speaker A: I think so. [01:05:16] Speaker B: So that went to his family. Well, that's what the crafts get because they just are just really bad at their jobs. [01:05:23] Speaker A: Thank God. [01:05:23] Speaker B: Do you think Belichick ever comes back to the Patriots? Yes. [01:05:27] Speaker A: No. [01:05:28] Speaker B: But to coaching you think? [01:05:30] Speaker A: Yes. [01:05:30] Speaker B: Next year. Yes, I think so too. [01:05:32] Speaker A: I think too many people could be knocking down his door. [01:05:34] Speaker B: Dallas maybe. Where else? [01:05:37] Speaker A: I think he won't go to the Jets. [01:05:39] Speaker B: No, he's not going to the Jets. [01:05:41] Speaker A: I think his beef with. With the Cowboys will be with Jerry Jones. [01:05:46] Speaker B: Yeah, but he. I think that he doesn't. He just needs to be a head coach. He doesn't need to be the gm. [01:05:54] Speaker A: Jerry Jones don't need to be the gm. [01:05:56] Speaker B: No. [01:05:57] Speaker A: So I get it. But I think he would want a little bit more control over his personnel. [01:06:03] Speaker B: Yeah, I agree. [01:06:03] Speaker A: And by right he's probably deserves that. [01:06:06] Speaker B: I agree. Well, where else could you see him? [01:06:09] Speaker A: Jacksonville. [01:06:12] Speaker B: Yeah. I don't think Doug Peterson's making it another year. [01:06:14] Speaker A: No. [01:06:15] Speaker B: They're so bad. [01:06:17] Speaker A: Then what? Then he makes Trevor Lawrence an actual good quarterback. That'd be crazy. [01:06:22] Speaker B: Yeah, I mean Lawrence is pretty talented. I wish the Patriots lost that game so we can get a higher draft pick. It's like. I get it. I actually want to see. [01:06:34] Speaker A: I don't know, imagine if they just nailed. Nailed it instead of punching it in. [01:06:37] Speaker B: Yeah, they should have. I want to see what Milton can do. I want to see Milton play. Why won't they give him a shot? [01:06:45] Speaker A: The only reason why you give Milton a play is if you want to trade them. [01:06:49] Speaker B: You think for like trade bait. Why? [01:06:53] Speaker A: Because you might be able to get like a second or third round for him. [01:06:56] Speaker B: Yeah, but Jacobe's only signed a one year deal. [01:07:00] Speaker A: True. [01:07:01] Speaker B: So I think Jacobe will be gone. Milton will be the back backup or starter. You never know. That's why I wonder. He's got a cannon. [01:07:12] Speaker A: He's not better than May. No chance. [01:07:15] Speaker B: Well, I'd like to see him play. What was he on the Longhorns? [01:07:22] Speaker A: Yeah, I think he was. I just don't get why it was a Tennessee. [01:07:29] Speaker B: But he just has like the build of a quarterback to. [01:07:33] Speaker A: Maybe they should just put some packages in with them. [01:07:36] Speaker B: That's what I'm saying. [01:07:37] Speaker A: Just throw some option packages. Let him. Then he can roll out, throw the ball. [01:07:43] Speaker B: Yeah, it's like what an ipo. What do they have to lose now? It's like, nothing. I almost. And I don't want to wish injury on anybody. I almost want to see Brissette get hurt just to see Milton get in there. [01:07:56] Speaker A: Oh, I know what I wanted to talk about. About. Look at this loser F sucker. Been texting this person in our family. [01:08:06] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:08:07] Speaker A: And they just never answer him. And he just keeps texting. [01:08:12] Speaker B: What is he saying? [01:08:15] Speaker A: Just. He's like, can you believe my stepbrother doesn't. This is Mark Lewis. Won't answer any of his texts. Just random stuff. [01:08:22] Speaker B: Why won't he answer him? [01:08:24] Speaker A: Just refuses to answer. [01:08:25] Speaker B: Is it all trade stuff? [01:08:27] Speaker A: It's a mix of everything. [01:08:28] Speaker B: Yeah. If it's all trade stuff, I don't blame them, because Fatsucker sends the worst for. He sent me one today. Almost as bad as the one you sent me yesterday. Or it was either you. [01:08:37] Speaker A: Why are you ducking f sucker? [01:08:40] Speaker B: It was either you or Richie that sent me that horrible trade. Fantasy football sucks. That's a. Yeah. He wants. He wants to trade me Downs and Sutton for Jalen Waddle. I said absolutely not the dumbest thing ever. [01:08:56] Speaker A: It's not that bad. [01:08:57] Speaker B: Waddle sucks. No, Waddle does not suck. [01:09:01] Speaker A: I would keep on to Waddle another week, see what. See what they do another couple weeks. [01:09:06] Speaker B: Well, it's only one more week till the trade deadline. [01:09:09] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:09:12] Speaker B: And it was to his first game back. They played, actually, a tough defense, so we'll see what happens. I think Waddle's still gonna have games where he's put up a 25 bagger. Yeah. [01:09:25] Speaker A: They just need us get that offense going. [01:09:26] Speaker B: That's all. Yeah. [01:09:31] Speaker A: All right. Blind Rank, your favorite Halloween candies. [01:09:37] Speaker B: Favorite Halloween candies. Blind Rank. [01:09:40] Speaker A: Snickers. [01:09:43] Speaker B: Snickers is a two. [01:09:45] Speaker A: It's a good. It's good Snickers. [01:09:47] Speaker B: Snickers is up there. [01:09:48] Speaker A: Is great. [01:09:48] Speaker B: It's up there. [01:09:51] Speaker A: That's it? That's all you want to say about Snickers? I thought you were gonna go. [01:09:59] Speaker B: No, I mean, I love Snickers. We talking like, okay, let me in the Halloween thing. [01:10:04] Speaker A: Not grab a full Snickers box. [01:10:06] Speaker B: Okay. We're talking about Minis here. [01:10:08] Speaker A: Minis. We're just talking Minis. [01:10:09] Speaker B: So Snickers is still gonna stay in the two. It's an elite candy. The. You get some nuts in there, you get some caramel, some chocolate. It's banging, dude. A Snickers is like. It could make an argument for one. I'm gonna put it in the two slot because I Don't know what else you got. [01:10:26] Speaker A: Kit kat. [01:10:27] Speaker B: Kit Kat. [01:10:29] Speaker A: KitKat. [01:10:29] Speaker B: I'm gonna say four for me. I like a KitKat, but I like bigger KitKats. You don't get enough. I could eat 12 of those small ones to get the official KitKat flavor that I want. [01:10:42] Speaker A: I actually agree with that. Laffy Taffy. [01:10:45] Speaker B: Laffy Taffy. Laffy Taffy is going in the five spot. I'm more of a chocolatey person than a taffy person when it comes to Halloween candy. And you can only eat so many before you get, like, a mouth burn. [01:10:58] Speaker A: My only thing with the Laffy Taffy is, like, when it came, it was like, whoa. Like, no one's a little. That banana one. [01:11:04] Speaker B: It's a switch up. Well, the banana ones are elite. [01:11:06] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:11:06] Speaker B: It's like, you never. No, like, if you're giving me grape ones, like, yeah, I mean, I guess I'll eat it, but, like, I'm not looking forward to it. [01:11:14] Speaker A: Candy corn. [01:11:15] Speaker B: Oh, see, now that's tough. That would have went in the five. [01:11:17] Speaker A: You should have left that five open. [01:11:19] Speaker B: I should have left the five. [01:11:20] Speaker A: I wasn't gonna give you candy corn if that five was still open. [01:11:22] Speaker B: Yeah, no, absolutely not. So what do I have? What did I put in four? Did I put KitKat in four? [01:11:28] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:11:28] Speaker B: So I gotta go three for candy corn. Yeah. That sucks. [01:11:32] Speaker A: Candy corn's in three. Unless you want to put it to one. [01:11:34] Speaker B: No, absolutely not. [01:11:36] Speaker A: Sucks. [01:11:36] Speaker B: It sucks. [01:11:37] Speaker A: I'm gonna give you the light upon one because it's everyone's one. [01:11:39] Speaker B: It's Reese's. It's going in the one spot. I left the one spot there. You have to leave that open for that 100%. And once you gave me Snickers, I knew Reese's was coming. If Reese's didn't make the list, then that would have been a massive fail on your pot. [01:11:51] Speaker A: We used to argue. We used to try to get the most Reese's. Like, we would open our bag and be like, I am. [01:11:56] Speaker B: We would trade. We would count them and be like, you suck because I got 20 Reese's. And do you know who had, like, always. One of, like, the Halloween treats that I looked forward to was across the street. And I think you'll know it. I'll even tell you. It was right across the street over here. They always had it. [01:12:18] Speaker A: Okay. [01:12:19] Speaker B: Do you remember what it was? If you really think it's like, no one else in the neighborhood gave these out. [01:12:25] Speaker A: Rice Krispie treats. [01:12:26] Speaker B: No, you. You're. You are very close. It's A ball. [01:12:29] Speaker A: Oh, the popcorn. [01:12:31] Speaker B: The popcorn. [01:12:31] Speaker A: That was big. [01:12:32] Speaker B: That was like elite. No one else had those. [01:12:34] Speaker A: Yeah. When you get something different, even though you want the. You want. You want your playmakers, so you want your Reese's, you want your Snickers. But when they throw in some curveball. Now if you throw in something really stupid, too, that's another thing. [01:12:48] Speaker B: Yeah, don't give me, like, a bag of, like, apples. Sliced apples or something. You're a loser. [01:12:53] Speaker A: When there was one time, like, several houses were trying to give toothpaste paste, like, toothpaste and a toothbrush. Do you remember that little thing that's like the mini toothbrush. [01:13:02] Speaker B: And yourself, like, loser. [01:13:05] Speaker A: Legitimately go yourself. Yeah. [01:13:06] Speaker B: You're a loser. I hope you. [01:13:08] Speaker A: You. [01:13:08] Speaker B: I hope. [01:13:09] Speaker A: Give me fruit. [01:13:10] Speaker B: I hope you get cancer. [01:13:11] Speaker A: I'll even. I would take a fruit snack, though. I'm not. I'm not against a fruit. [01:13:14] Speaker B: Fruit lap. Fruit roll up. [01:13:16] Speaker A: Give me a fruit roll. That's your fruit snacks. And gushes. [01:13:19] Speaker B: Give me gushes. Gushes for sure, but fruit snacks. Yeah, I'll take a fruit snack. Like the Welch's fruit snack. [01:13:24] Speaker A: Start throwing, like, real fruit in there. [01:13:26] Speaker B: Like, don't be a loser. Like, it's Halloween. It's one night a year. I'm not eating all this candy tonight. And then if I do, it's not your problem. It's my parents. [01:13:35] Speaker A: Yes, exactly. [01:13:36] Speaker B: Off. [01:13:37] Speaker A: Dried apricots. You're going to throw some dried apricots. [01:13:41] Speaker B: Like, I mean, if someone gave me a bag of pistachios, though, I think I'd be. That's a good curveball. [01:13:45] Speaker A: You run out of money real quick. Pistachios are expensive. [01:13:48] Speaker B: Yeah, but it's a good curveball. [01:13:49] Speaker A: Yeah. That is. [01:13:50] Speaker B: I'll take that. [01:13:51] Speaker A: Are you a shelled guy, or do you like the shell on it? [01:13:53] Speaker B: I like the shell on it. I always feel like they taste different deshelled. [01:13:58] Speaker A: They do. [01:13:59] Speaker B: They, like. [01:14:00] Speaker A: They look smaller. [01:14:00] Speaker B: They look small. I don't want them. I. I want to work for my pistachios more rewarding. It's like a brain thing. It's going to taste better if I have to. [01:14:09] Speaker A: It's like, if I am on the move, though, I do like a good shelt. [01:14:12] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:14:13] Speaker A: Take them out of the shell. Whatever. I'm going to deal with it. [01:14:16] Speaker B: I agree. Like, walnuts. Give me shelled walnuts all day. I don't have the time to sit there and crack a walnut. And if I do, I'm gonna crack, like, two walnuts because, like, I don't have time for this. Give me, like, I'll eat a bag full of shelled walnuts. I love walnuts. [01:14:34] Speaker A: You like just plain walnuts? I think that that's the most inferior nut on the planet. [01:14:38] Speaker B: Yeah, but what I'm saying. [01:14:39] Speaker A: Macadamia. [01:14:40] Speaker B: Well, Macadamians. Yeah, but are you cracking macadamians? [01:14:43] Speaker A: I hate macadamia. [01:14:44] Speaker B: Do you know what? Like, you don't really see anymore. This is a. More of a Christmas thing. [01:14:48] Speaker A: You saying red pistachios. [01:14:50] Speaker B: Well, those two. [01:14:51] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:14:51] Speaker B: I love those. [01:14:51] Speaker A: You get them all over. [01:14:52] Speaker B: They're so good. Your face, you're all. I'm covered. I look like red dye. But the. You don't see the layer of nuts. [01:15:00] Speaker A: Oh, just throwing nuts out. That's because all these fags with their. [01:15:03] Speaker B: Their allergies. Yeah, but you used to. They used to be a big staple when you go to someone's house for Christmas. They had the claw and then. I think you need to bring that back for Christmas Eve. [01:15:15] Speaker A: My mother just did roasted chestnuts the other day. [01:15:17] Speaker B: But not just chestnuts. Yeah, I'm saying, like, that bad. That thing of nuts. The whole. You would have a whole thing. [01:15:24] Speaker A: And we stopped doing it when one of these kids had the. What is one of them has the peanut allergies? It's my washing machine. [01:15:29] Speaker B: Okay. Who has a peanut allergy? [01:15:33] Speaker A: Was it Jason? Little Jason. [01:15:36] Speaker B: Oh, okay. But they won't be here for Christmas. [01:15:38] Speaker A: It's true. [01:15:39] Speaker B: So we can nut it up. [01:15:40] Speaker A: I. My is like Darwinism. Survival of the fittest. Let's throw some peanut butter on these kids. That's what they told us to do. I threw peanut butter on my kids back the first, like six months in. You guys are doing that? [01:15:51] Speaker B: We fed him peanut butter already. [01:15:52] Speaker A: Good. Yeah. [01:15:53] Speaker B: Eggs. Things that they were like high allergy foods. We. We've been trying and we live like, near the hospital five minutes if anything. So. [01:16:02] Speaker A: Yeah, you gotta do that. [01:16:04] Speaker B: But it's not even. They say too. It's not even like, just one time. You have to, like, give it to them a few times. [01:16:10] Speaker A: Right, right. [01:16:11] Speaker B: You know, so. Yeah, hopefully he doesn't have like. I can't eat any seafood without it killing me. That's why Christmas Eve sucks for me. [01:16:18] Speaker A: Yeah, but yours is a gout issue. Yours is like, you don't have an allergy. [01:16:21] Speaker B: Yeah, but it. With my stomach, it does. It gives me a. It triggers a gerd attack. Do you remember when I had. Remember the chips? The crab chips? [01:16:30] Speaker A: Yeah, but a lot of this is mental for you. [01:16:32] Speaker B: It's not mental. I. If it was mental, I wouldn't have even eaten it. I just. I didn't even think about it. I just put it in my mouth. Had a guard attacking me immediately. You know what I think happened? Remember when I ate the crispy treat? Do you know what Jen ate right before that? She was eating shellfish. She handed me. She cut. I'm not even kidding. She was eating shellfish, cut a piece of the rice you've been thinking about and handed it to me. It was the only thing that made sense because I've eaten Rice Krispie treats a million times. Nothing. I think it just. I got smashed with it. I'm not even kidding. I wish I could make that up, but it makes total sense. I was like, damn, she had a Bambino or a fruity Damari. I watched her slopping the shellfish. [01:17:21] Speaker A: I don't think she had shelf. [01:17:22] Speaker B: She did. I'm telling you. [01:17:25] Speaker A: No, I'm pretty sure she had a pink sauce. [01:17:27] Speaker B: I don't think so. [01:17:28] Speaker A: Hold on. [01:17:28] Speaker B: Maybe call her. Call her. Tell her. Call us how she's on the pocket. Yes. Have you watched any good Spookers during the Halloween season while you're doing that? Oh, shoot. Maybe she'll. You called fast. [01:17:46] Speaker C: Hello? [01:17:47] Speaker A: Hey, what's up? [01:17:48] Speaker C: Nothing. [01:17:49] Speaker B: What's up? [01:17:50] Speaker A: You're actually on the podcast. I have a question to ask you. [01:17:53] Speaker C: Oh, my God. What? [01:17:55] Speaker B: Why are you so dramatic? [01:17:57] Speaker A: It's not that crazy. Remember when you came as we went into the restaurant, we ate after the Red Sox game. What did you have to eat? Do you remember? [01:18:07] Speaker C: Little elves. [01:18:08] Speaker A: Thank you. [01:18:08] Speaker B: To ask her if she had any shellfish. Maybe it was an appetizer. [01:18:11] Speaker A: Did you have. We didn't have any shellfish, did we? Shellfish? [01:18:15] Speaker C: No. I mean, did we have mussels? [01:18:19] Speaker A: No. [01:18:20] Speaker C: Calamari. [01:18:21] Speaker A: We definitely had calamari. [01:18:22] Speaker B: That could have been it, too. [01:18:26] Speaker A: That you had. You were slopping. He said you were slopping. [01:18:30] Speaker B: I did say you slopping. [01:18:32] Speaker A: Slopping a Fruity Demari. And then you handed him a piece of the Rice Krispie treat, and that's why he went into a gird attack. Because he's allergic to shellfish. [01:18:41] Speaker C: Absolutely not. No. [01:18:42] Speaker B: I don't know, Jan. I remember you doing a lot of slopping. [01:18:45] Speaker A: Said you slopping. [01:18:47] Speaker C: I do not slop. [01:18:49] Speaker B: Jen, do you have any quick Halloween movie recommendations real fast? [01:18:59] Speaker C: Yes. [01:18:59] Speaker A: Hell. [01:19:00] Speaker C: Hell, llc. [01:19:01] Speaker B: Yeah, it is a good one Movie. Hell House, LLC is a great movie. [01:19:05] Speaker A: I. I don't think I've ever seen it. It's good. [01:19:07] Speaker B: It is really good. [01:19:08] Speaker C: It's very good. Yeah. [01:19:12] Speaker A: Do we. Do I have to watch anything to get to watch it? [01:19:15] Speaker B: No, no. I watched this movie called Is Israel. Is. How do you say it? [01:19:21] Speaker A: Israel. [01:19:22] Speaker B: Not Israel, not the country. Country, like the name, like the religion. Israel. [01:19:28] Speaker A: Okay. [01:19:28] Speaker B: Yeah, that. Watch that. It's good. [01:19:32] Speaker A: Jen, I have one question for you before you go. Last week, Justin made a comment that said that the only one that has any excuse for not going to his birthday is me. How do you feel about that statement? [01:19:43] Speaker C: I didn't like that comment. I did not. [01:19:46] Speaker A: Oh, you didn't like it either. [01:19:46] Speaker C: I was going up until. [01:19:49] Speaker A: I feel like I. When he said it, I thought about you because I know you listen. And I was like, there's no way she's gonna like that comment. [01:19:56] Speaker B: Why? What happened to you? [01:19:59] Speaker C: Well, I was coming. I was. And so I was gonna go with Chrissy and Al, and then they couldn't go. And then someone did actually hit and take off my car at Target. So I was dealing with that. [01:20:09] Speaker A: You don't remember the hit and run? [01:20:10] Speaker B: What? How would I remember that? [01:20:12] Speaker A: It was a hit and run. He sent it in the text. [01:20:15] Speaker B: I wasn't reading everybody's text message. [01:20:17] Speaker A: Yeah, because you were too busy stewing. [01:20:19] Speaker B: No, I was in the movie theater. [01:20:20] Speaker A: No, way before that. [01:20:22] Speaker C: No, it was way before that. It was. It was like the afternoon time. [01:20:25] Speaker A: Yeah, I thought you meant planning on demise. [01:20:28] Speaker B: I thought you meant that you just had sex with your husband and then he hit and ran. [01:20:32] Speaker C: I was going to go with Christian, Al. And then. [01:20:34] Speaker B: You know, I stand by it. [01:20:36] Speaker A: He stands by it. All right, I'll talk to you. Hey, thank you for coming on the podcast. We appreciate it. [01:20:44] Speaker C: You're welcome. [01:20:44] Speaker A: Bye. Slopping. She was definitely slopping. [01:20:48] Speaker B: She was a thousand sloppy. [01:20:49] Speaker A: So sloppy. [01:20:50] Speaker B: She was slopping it up. She goes. There was no slopping. [01:20:55] Speaker A: But do you see how you, like, think things in your head? And like, you would have sworn I was gonna say I knew for a fact she got the. [01:21:02] Speaker B: I could have sworn I seen her eating seafood. I would have bet my life. Maybe it was the girl across from her that had a plate of muscles. I saw muscles on the table. [01:21:14] Speaker A: You just. You just. In your own head. You're not even allergic to. [01:21:18] Speaker B: I am. I'm telling you, I'm a thousand percent. I'm telling you, it's the truth. Do we have anything else we want to touch on? I. Because I don't have much more time. [01:21:29] Speaker A: It's 12:00. No, I don't know. Do we have anything we have to touch on? Probably not. Probably this podcast down the drain. We know that we're not doing any clips. [01:21:39] Speaker B: Are you pointing at me? [01:21:41] Speaker A: No, no. We. We. But you said Nico's not even showing up. [01:21:45] Speaker B: Nico's not showing up. [01:21:46] Speaker A: You didn't show up for two weeks. I'm the only fucking staple to this point. [01:21:49] Speaker B: I've been here for the past two weeks. [01:21:51] Speaker A: I'm like the fucking. Can you see Make Day Blur, everybody? [01:21:54] Speaker B: You guys, between you and him always like, yeah, yeah, we need to do more clips. 100%. And then neither of you. I'm the only one that would make them. It doesn't get made unless I make them. And then when I make them, I send them to the group chat. None of you pick one to post it. [01:22:07] Speaker A: You don't make them, though. You use that opus clip switch. [01:22:10] Speaker B: But. Okay, so. [01:22:11] Speaker A: But at least it does get done. So maybe let's try to work. And I said. [01:22:13] Speaker B: I said, give me some time stamps. And Nepote. He goes flat out said, no, absolutely not. [01:22:18] Speaker A: I don't think he trusts you to make clips. [01:22:20] Speaker B: Okay, so then nobody makes your comedic. [01:22:22] Speaker A: Instinct, is what he said, actually. [01:22:24] Speaker B: Okay. [01:22:24] Speaker A: Comedic timing, please. [01:22:26] Speaker B: My comedic timing Thousand percent better than his. [01:22:29] Speaker A: I'm just telling you what he said. [01:22:30] Speaker B: Okay. [01:22:31] Speaker A: I think it was on episode when 1. Me and him did it. He's like, he doesn't trust your comedic timing, your comedic instincts. [01:22:37] Speaker B: And. And did you just agree with him to be a troll? [01:22:42] Speaker A: I don't remember. [01:22:43] Speaker B: Oh, well. What's your answer? My answer is your honest answer, not your troll answer. What's your honest answer? [01:22:51] Speaker A: I don't think any of us have comedic timing. Comedic instinct. That would be my opinion. [01:22:55] Speaker B: Retarded. The dumbest thing I've ever heard. If it makes us laugh, then it's funny. So we make a clip of that. It's like, what are you talking about? Well, I just think the dumbest thing I've ever heard. [01:23:09] Speaker A: True. That is true. It seems easy, right? [01:23:11] Speaker B: It's so easy. [01:23:13] Speaker A: Bobby's coming on Sunday, Saturday to the Garden. [01:23:16] Speaker B: I know. I'd love to see him, but we're probably not going to be able to do that. [01:23:21] Speaker A: Nope. But go get your tickets. November 2nd, boss. Comics come home. [01:23:25] Speaker B: Comics come home. [01:23:26] Speaker A: A bunch of them are going down there. There's a bunch of comics out there. And actually, this is one that I don't think I've ever been to. Comics come Home. [01:23:32] Speaker B: I haven't either. The more intimate setting, like I do too. [01:23:36] Speaker A: Because the only. Well, I've seen two comics that I seen. Sebastian Maniscalco, Dane Cook, and Dan Cook. Those the only two I've seen in. Well, I guess. I guess I have seen Bobby Kelly because he opened for Dane. [01:23:49] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, that's true. [01:23:50] Speaker A: Because that was on Tourgasms. [01:23:51] Speaker B: That's true. [01:23:52] Speaker A: But I like the more intimate. [01:23:56] Speaker B: I want to be close. I don't like. [01:23:58] Speaker A: You have to get a close seat. [01:23:59] Speaker B: Yeah. And the only thing is with the comics come home, it's like, how long of a set of These people doing 5 minutes, 15. Do they. 10. [01:24:07] Speaker A: 15 minutes. Some of the bigger guys, some of the small guys. Maybe five. [01:24:09] Speaker B: Maybe five, seven. Yeah, okay. Yeah, that makes sense. But I want to keep it moving. Yeah. That's why I like more intimate. I like comedy club settings better than anything. To see comedy, I want to feel like you're talking to me. But. Yeah. [01:24:27] Speaker A: So comics come home. Let's see what the lineup's like. [01:24:33] Speaker B: Yeah, it's. We should actually be pretty busy at the Rusty for this. We have been the past few years. [01:24:40] Speaker A: Bill Burr, Lenny Clark, Bobby Kelly, Sam Morrill. Huh. He's doing it over here. [01:24:47] Speaker B: Little Rell Samurai's from here. [01:24:49] Speaker A: No, but sometimes they have some other people. Like, I don't think little Rel's from here. Ronnie Chang's not from here. [01:24:55] Speaker B: Yeah, Dennis. [01:24:56] Speaker A: Larry's obviously host tonight. [01:24:58] Speaker B: Yeah. Okay. Not bad. [01:25:03] Speaker A: Yeah. If you get something to do, go do that if you want. [01:25:06] Speaker B: Greg Fitzsimmons. Is he going to be on there? [01:25:08] Speaker A: No. He's funny, though. [01:25:08] Speaker B: He's wicked. [01:25:09] Speaker A: He's wicked funny. [01:25:10] Speaker B: He's Boston guy. [01:25:10] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:25:13] Speaker B: Yeah. So go check that out if you want to go laugh, obviously. Don't listen to those podcasts if you want to laugh, because we have zero comedic timing, even though we're technically a comedy podcast. [01:25:26] Speaker A: Well, no, I think he was just saying you don't have any. [01:25:28] Speaker B: Yeah, okay. The kid that has zero instincts for anything. It's good. That's. Talk about calling the kettle black. [01:25:37] Speaker A: The Sunday services. [01:25:38] Speaker B: Oh, please. [01:25:40] Speaker A: But he hasn't even done it, so that's good. [01:25:41] Speaker B: Well, okay. Maybe he finally has an instinct that it's retarded. It's the dumbest thing ever. [01:25:48] Speaker A: I love when you two, like, go at it. I love it. [01:25:50] Speaker B: Well, he just says dumb, so it's like, if I don't have comedic timing, I'm telling you to send me a time stamp. It makes no sense. You would be the one picking the time stamp. [01:26:02] Speaker A: Yeah, but maybe it's. He's just Saying like you don't know how to cut it up. Like you would cut it up wrong. You would joke all that, Please. [01:26:08] Speaker B: Yeah, that's what I would do. Cuz I'm just notorious for that. It's like the dumbest thing ever. [01:26:13] Speaker A: I do have time stamps for every episode. [01:26:14] Speaker B: Yeah. Okay, so send some. It's like, just like. Just dumb. Dumb. Just a big dumb idiot. [01:26:23] Speaker A: Maybe that's why he's not here. [01:26:24] Speaker B: Yeah. Cuz he's just too dumb. All right, guys, my question is. [01:26:29] Speaker A: Is we should get an answer. We should get a question. If we should ask Nico if he thinks. If his girlfriend thinks that Puerto Rico is a. A giant island of trash. [01:26:41] Speaker B: Yeah, I'd say call him. [01:26:43] Speaker A: Let me see if he answers, actually. [01:26:48] Speaker B: Yeah, he just. Just big idiot. That whole side of the family. Big dummies. His sister included. I hope she's listening. [01:27:04] Speaker A: She don't listen. [01:27:05] Speaker B: He's not answering. He's very. He's too busy in a pile of Puerto Rican trash. Right. Right now. How's that for comedic timing? [01:27:14] Speaker A: He was just there so he would be able to report on it out of anybody. [01:27:18] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:27:18] Speaker A: Is it in fact. All right, well, maybe he's dead now. How would that be for comedic time? That would have been a good comedic time if he really was dead. [01:27:29] Speaker B: Yeah, I did that with my mother tell you that one. [01:27:33] Speaker A: Yeah, he did. [01:27:34] Speaker B: How was that for comedic timing? All right, guys, have a good Halloween. [01:27:39] Speaker A: All right, Keep it clean. [01:27:40] Speaker B: Next time we see we. We will probably have a new president and. Yeah. [01:27:47] Speaker A: In waiting. What do they call that? Lame? No. President and president elect. [01:27:51] Speaker B: President elect. [01:27:53] Speaker A: So let's hope the world doesn't burn before this. [01:27:56] Speaker B: Probably going to burn either way. [01:27:58] Speaker A: Yeah, it is. [01:28:00] Speaker B: So enjoy your last Halloween, guys. [01:28:02] Speaker A: Yep. Hey, guess what? Just like TJ said, however long ago, make Halloween violent again. That's the what we live by. [01:28:09] Speaker B: Make it violent again. [01:28:10] Speaker A: Do something crazy.