Ep. 102 | Justin Quit?

[00:00:47] Speaker A: It is us two. [00:00:50] Speaker B: It's the Alan Niko show. Back to back weeks. No call, no show this week. Do you think he's officially done? [00:00:57] Speaker A: Um. I don't know. It's like is he done? I don't know. The only. I feel like he would have wanted to do this episode and then be done. Cause he wanted to just probably talk about it being his birthday. [00:01:10] Speaker B: He does love his birthday. No one loves their birthday more than Justin loves their birthday. [00:01:14] Speaker A: No one cares. I just want that to be. No one cares more than Justin that it's Justin's birthday. [00:01:24] Speaker B: I think he acts. [00:01:25] Speaker A: It's crazy. [00:01:26] Speaker B: He's a 37 year old male. He just turned 37 yesterday. [00:01:30] Speaker A: By the footage you would have thought that you might as well throw your fucking birthday party at Chuck E. Cheese to be honest. Acting like an absolute asshole. It was my. I went out with my guy friends yesterday. We went to Jake and Joe's and Wooburn. [00:01:46] Speaker B: I thought that's where you were at. [00:01:47] Speaker A: Had the games on. Yeah dude. When they said that we were going to Jake and Joe's. Cause like no one told me for a while. And I was like okay. Like where are we going? I'm like are we going to Buffalo Islands? I'm like I hope we're not like me. You know. Let's change it up just a tad. And hit me with the Jake and Joe's. And I know from us going to Jake and Joe's. I'm like we love Jake and Joe's dude. Jake and Joe's. And you got like yeah. I'm down. I didn't even think of that to be honest. Or I would have probably said that myself. Not bad. Ride out to Woubin last night. 730. So was it was like 30 minutes. Not bad. It's worth. [00:02:20] Speaker B: Did you get the pretzels? [00:02:21] Speaker A: No. [00:02:23] Speaker B: That's a mistake. With that cinnamon butter. [00:02:27] Speaker A: The steak and cheese egg rolls. [00:02:29] Speaker B: Are they good? [00:02:30] Speaker A: Unbelievable. [00:02:31] Speaker B: Must try better than Glenn's. [00:02:33] Speaker A: No. Similar. Very similar. They actually have peppers and onions and I actually ate it. [00:02:39] Speaker B: Oh it had peppers and onions in it. [00:02:40] Speaker A: Think about that. And I ate it and I loved it. [00:02:43] Speaker B: That's crazy. [00:02:44] Speaker A: Yes. That's saying something. [00:02:46] Speaker B: Cause you don't eat vegetables. [00:02:48] Speaker A: I'm starting to develop my palate though. I'm not. [00:02:50] Speaker B: He's developing the palate. [00:02:51] Speaker A: I'm starting to expand it. [00:02:53] Speaker B: Peppers. [00:02:54] Speaker A: Peppers. Lately I've had them in like legitimate quesadillas from like Lolitas which is pretty nice. And now I had the steak and cheese. Is that like a Philly steak and cheese. Or is that how a steak and cheese is usually? [00:03:09] Speaker B: I think that way. I would consider that a Philly steak. [00:03:11] Speaker A: And cheese with the peppers and ons. [00:03:13] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:03:13] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:03:14] Speaker B: Or a bomb. [00:03:15] Speaker A: Dude, it was so good that boneless chicken wings were ass. Gotta get the. Gotta get the wings there. The wings there are really good. I bought them again. I got the wings. [00:03:24] Speaker B: Yeah, the wings are great. [00:03:26] Speaker A: That's it. The wings and the J and J sauce. I don't know what the J and J sauce is. [00:03:29] Speaker B: Jamaican jerk, I'm guessing. Or is it Jake and Joe's? Is it jamaican jerk or is it Jake and Joe's? What does that JJ stand for? [00:03:35] Speaker A: J and J. Isn't that Jake and Joe's song? [00:03:38] Speaker B: I'm guessing, yeah. [00:03:39] Speaker A: I'm not gonna lie. Ruben doesn't have as good as a menu display as the one. And wherever we went. Braintree. [00:03:46] Speaker B: Yep. Yeah, we hit that brain tree up one a lot. [00:03:50] Speaker A: Loved it. Yeah, that's where I was like, totally fine. I'm like, that's a good. I wish there was a Jake and Joe's that was around here inside of the 30 minutes range. [00:04:02] Speaker B: So you went to the one that's across from the Dave and Bustas? [00:04:04] Speaker A: Yes, yes, I did. Yes, I did. That was good. Not bad, but yeah. Back to whatever was going on last night. Laughing. It looked like a lot. [00:04:18] Speaker B: I was gonna say, we gotta get back and we can't just look. [00:04:21] Speaker A: Look like a lot of shenanigans. [00:04:22] Speaker B: All right, so your sister was in there with a couple of her friends. Cause it's hers birthday next week. Come in for a free meal. Makes sense. Come in for a free meal with the girls. They can drink and eat whatever they want. [00:04:33] Speaker A: Yeah, I got a bone to pick with my sister, by the way. Thank you for mentioning that. [00:04:38] Speaker B: I'm sure you do. So we'll get into. She's there. So people are singing her a happy birthday. Cause it's her birthday dinner. They're singing like a happy birthday. Her and her friends. Justin gets up in the middle of the restaurant, actually this. Okay, so they're singing happy birthday. A guy out of nowhere pulls out a trumpet out of his. I don't know if it was out of his wife's ass or wherever, pulls out a trumpet and starts singing happy birthday on the fucking trumpet. Right? I don't know if it's a trumpet or a fucking. What's the other one? [00:05:06] Speaker A: Saxophone? [00:05:07] Speaker B: No, what's the one that's like. [00:05:09] Speaker A: Trombone. [00:05:10] Speaker B: Trombone. [00:05:11] Speaker A: Trumpet. Trumpet is short. [00:05:13] Speaker B: Okay, then it's a trumpet. [00:05:14] Speaker A: We jump it. [00:05:14] Speaker B: I was thinking maybe trombone, but it's a trumpet. Okay. So he takes this out of his wife's clam and starts playing happy birthday to skyla. Justin gets up in the middle of this performance and is like, it's my. It's actually my birthday. And starts, like, waving his towel, like, his napkin around like a fucking twelve year old girl. [00:05:34] Speaker A: That is. [00:05:35] Speaker B: He's 37 year old male, and he's getting up in the middle, stealing someone else's shine, even though it is his birthday. Being like, no, it's my birthday. Sing this for me. And doing this all while he's got two separate cakes on the table. [00:05:52] Speaker A: Dude, I haven't even fucking had a cake. [00:05:57] Speaker B: No cake for you. [00:05:59] Speaker A: Which is like, that's a milestone on it. Doesn't care, but it is a milestone. Stone ass birthday. Whatever. I did the bare minimum. We had a lava cake last night at Jake and Joe's. I won't lie, that was pretty mid, but, yeah, back to that. It's like. I don't know. Like I said, that's why I had to write down. No one literally cares more about Justin's birthday. Justin has to let people know it's his birthday. He has to be recognized. Which, again, no one cares, though. [00:06:26] Speaker B: No one cares about. Guess what? A birthday is the most unremarkable thing anyone can celebrate, because every single person in the world has one. [00:06:35] Speaker A: Wouldn't you rather be. How many more other things would you rather be celebrated for? [00:06:40] Speaker B: Legitimately. Anything else? Like, I get it. You want to go out to dinner with your family, but to make a spectacle of everything. Are you in this group chat for his birthday? This thing he's planning? [00:06:52] Speaker A: I don't know if I left it or. I just try not to answer. Cause I'm not gonna be there. [00:06:56] Speaker B: Okay, so he's planning. Ianny's planning his full birthday party for us to go out. So now on Tuesday night, which I'm gonna have to tell I can't make it now because something just came up for football. So he's gonna be, like, in real shambles. Yeah. That I'm just putting together now that I. That I have to be at something else. [00:07:15] Speaker A: So you can't make any portion of it. So you can't make the movie? [00:07:18] Speaker B: I cannot make the movie. [00:07:20] Speaker A: And then I heard, I seen dinner. It was moved now from before to now after. [00:07:26] Speaker B: So now there's dinner after. I could probably make that after. [00:07:29] Speaker A: Okay. [00:07:30] Speaker B: But anyways, he's playing this full thing about dinner and a movie now he's getting mad that certain people have oblos. They have certain obligations that they can't make. Fucking the dinner before. It's like, people gotta work. Justin, you wanna do a full dinner before you wanna go see terrafia? Three. That. Half the people. He's inviting all these girls, half the people are gonna be throwing up in the seat, yo. [00:07:53] Speaker A: They don't understand. It's just cause he's so selfish. [00:07:57] Speaker B: He's so selfish. [00:07:59] Speaker A: He really is. I get he wants to go see the horror movie. I get he wants to use it as an excuse to, you know, get everybody out. That's cool. That's fine. Setting up a date to do something, but when it's like, literally all orchestra, that's like me being like, all right, everybody listen. Everybody's gonna come over my apartment. It's dead small. I can't fit anybody, but I don't want to move anywhere. So everybody's gonna come to me. Then when everybody comes over, I'm gonna cook buff chick dip and order pizza. Regina pizzas. That's the only two things that we're gonna have with Mountain Dew and Pepsi. And all that's gonna be on the tv is red zone. But I want everybody to have a good time. It's like, you can't. [00:08:35] Speaker B: Yeah, fucking. You can't plan your own party, number one. That's. [00:08:39] Speaker A: I didn't plan my thing. That boy, my boy Nick made a reservation, said, hey, nico, make sure you got Thursday off, blah, blah, blah, blah. [00:08:45] Speaker B: If anything, you tell you significant other. Listen, if that person asks you and says, like, what do you want to do? Well, this is what I want to do. I want to go the movies and dinner and let her plan it. You don't. You don't plan it yourself. [00:08:55] Speaker A: That works. [00:08:56] Speaker B: Yeah. You don't plan things yourself. That's crazy. [00:08:58] Speaker A: That's awesome. Yeah, no, full on grabbing the plans by the horns and just. [00:09:05] Speaker B: Man, he just loves it. He just wants to. He is the most selfish person. He loves to be the center of the spotlight. [00:09:11] Speaker A: It's crazy. It's crazy. People don't understand. Like, we have family functions, and, like, he'll go out of his way to make sure he can get on whatever's playing the speaker. The next thing up is, I swear to God, since it's in my mother's household, if I hear fucking any one of songs that come out of his, I will smash. [00:09:31] Speaker B: Oh, you talk about thanksgiving. [00:09:33] Speaker A: Whatever speaker is playing it, he does. [00:09:35] Speaker B: Love to play his own song. You can't give him an honest. [00:09:37] Speaker A: He's a repeat offender. I thought it was only a one time thing. And then when he just did it recently at the. At the. At your son's birthday party, it kind of. It kind of made me think. [00:09:46] Speaker B: Didn't he say like, oh, I'm trying to embarrass Al and. [00:09:48] Speaker A: Yeah, he said, I wasn't around for 45 minutes. [00:09:51] Speaker B: I had to go do something. And I was like, yeah, which I. [00:09:54] Speaker A: Think you were out near the barrels just throwing up the whole time. But apparently you did have something to go do. [00:09:58] Speaker B: No, I had fucking baseball tryouts that. I had to go fucking run baseball tryouts while you guys were fucking. Getting fucked up. [00:10:04] Speaker A: Yeah, it was like 17. I was, like, on my way to being like, three sheets of the wind. Yeah, but, yeah, no, so that's. So that's cool. So that. That happened last night. [00:10:15] Speaker B: I got a question. Do you think that, can the viewers hear right now how annoying my fucking dogs are? [00:10:21] Speaker A: I don't know. I've been pretty good with blocking it out until the. [00:10:25] Speaker B: I'm letting them in. I'm letting them in. I can't do it. [00:10:27] Speaker A: Let them in. So we are. I don't even know how long we are into recording. I'd probably say about 20 minutes. That lasted maybe 25. [00:10:39] Speaker B: Minutes. Right now. [00:10:42] Speaker A: 1010 minutes. Ten minutes and 30 seconds, guys. You fucking lasted ten minutes. Right? I'm looking at the box over here on this sound beat ten minutes. Ten minutes into it. [00:11:00] Speaker B: How, you know, you have no concept of time. So when you say, like, you're lasting a long time with your females or female, I know you're lying. Cause you thought that was 25 minutes when it was ten. I not lying. [00:11:14] Speaker A: I honestly really do say that. Porn stars are almost there. Near more impressive athletic wise than any other professional athlete. How the fuck do you go for, like, 45 minutes? Like, that's crazy. Do you think they're all fucked up with pills? [00:11:32] Speaker B: Yeah, I think that they're on everything possible. [00:11:35] Speaker A: I mean, they got. Or they can't even feel their shit. They had, like, there's no. [00:11:38] Speaker B: There's no way. And I'm sure there's some shit that they're doing that we have no idea about. [00:11:42] Speaker A: Yeah, it's got to be like trade secret shit. [00:11:44] Speaker B: Wow. [00:11:46] Speaker A: I meant I should have looked that up. Top five porn star industry secrets. Someone's definitely got it. Like, this is going to be. [00:11:52] Speaker B: This is got more than five. [00:11:54] Speaker A: There's more. [00:11:55] Speaker B: That's a title of tight. Five of them. [00:11:58] Speaker A: That's wild. How do you think you, like, get, like, get into that, you just like, go. [00:12:02] Speaker B: I think you. I think if you're a male, you have to. You have to pray that God gifted you something, you know? [00:12:09] Speaker A: That's true. [00:12:10] Speaker B: That's number one. I think that that's an un. [00:12:13] Speaker A: Yeah. You got to stand out, not fit in. [00:12:14] Speaker B: Yes, exactly. [00:12:15] Speaker A: Yeah, for sure. [00:12:16] Speaker B: So that's number one. [00:12:18] Speaker A: Yep. [00:12:19] Speaker B: Then I think you have to do copious amounts of drugs. Like, you have to be fucked up on drugs if you're a girl or a male. I think that they're all fucked up drug wise to do that on a consistent basis. [00:12:29] Speaker A: Yeah, I think to. On a consistent basis have. Have the, like. Like, you obviously just think about it. It looks like this. Like there's all these lights, like, everywhere. [00:12:42] Speaker B: I know. [00:12:42] Speaker A: You know what I mean? It's not like they just set up a tripod on the other side of the room. Like, there's some, like, Ryan Smith is sitting there with a camera, like, just staring at you through a camera. Yeah. [00:12:53] Speaker B: I almost would like to interview the people that film. [00:12:57] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:12:58] Speaker B: Can you picture the smell that they have to deal with? [00:13:01] Speaker A: Oh, wow. Huh? Yeah, yeah. [00:13:03] Speaker B: Oh, definitely. Think of it. You don't think when some girls getting fucking plowed in her ass that they shit on that dick after, like, think of how big those dicks are going into somebody. That thing is as gaped as possible. Like, if they're doing an anal scene, I guarantee that the women have to do something different, diet wise, for the week before probably. They, like. They did some type of clap. There's a prep going on 100%. I think, dude, they have to keep hydrated. They have to keep their electrolytes. [00:13:30] Speaker A: I think. I think there's a lot of drugs and a lot of water. It's like the diddy parties. It's like freak offs, but, like, on way minor scale. [00:13:40] Speaker B: You think that. You think that a freak offs were. [00:13:44] Speaker A: Freak offs are basically. But were basically, like, what? Sex parties that lasted for days, they said. And then Diddy would just go from room to room recording everybody. So he had blackmail and everyone. That's so fucking. [00:13:56] Speaker B: Was he doing any of the fucking? [00:13:58] Speaker A: I don't know. [00:13:59] Speaker B: I think he had to be. I think. You don't just. [00:14:01] Speaker A: I mean. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. I don't. What the fuck do I know? But I just know that's probably some weird ass shit. That is some weird ass shit. And, you know, it's even crazier all, like, all those audio. It's coming. It'll. It'll come soon. Whether it's not this time, maybe it might be this time next year. By the time that all that shit, you know, everything nowadays, nothing stays hidden. [00:14:26] Speaker B: Yeah, no, I agree. [00:14:27] Speaker A: Like, I don't know if I'm listening to, like, a fan made audio of, like, meek Mill or not, but it's like, displeasing. It's like. It makes my skin cringe, to be honest with you. [00:14:38] Speaker B: Well, I'm pretty sure he was raping some of these rappers. [00:14:41] Speaker A: That is fucking. [00:14:42] Speaker B: I think that he put it in Diddy's ass. He put it in Ash's ass. He put it in Meek's ass. Like, these are people, y'all did. He put it in their ass. [00:14:50] Speaker A: That's just. That's crazy. That's crazy. That is so fucking banana. [00:14:58] Speaker B: Would you let him put it in your ass to be famous? Like, you could be Justin Bieber. But we've had this thing before. [00:15:03] Speaker A: No, I don't want to speaker three. [00:15:03] Speaker B: But we've had, but we've had this argument before. Justin Bieber is probably worth five, $600 million or at least a couple hundred million. He's worth over $100 million. [00:15:12] Speaker A: Yeah, I would say he's worth a quarter. At least a quarter million dollars. [00:15:15] Speaker B: Okay. [00:15:16] Speaker A: At least. [00:15:16] Speaker B: Quarter billion. [00:15:17] Speaker A: Quarter billion. [00:15:19] Speaker B: 250 million. [00:15:20] Speaker A: Right. [00:15:21] Speaker B: So for that, would you let Diddy put it in your ass? [00:15:26] Speaker A: I know, man. [00:15:28] Speaker B: I think that that's the worst thing. Like, I would rather suck his dick than get it put in my ass. Like, I would say stick for 250 million. [00:15:35] Speaker A: For 250 million. [00:15:36] Speaker B: That's a lot of money. [00:15:37] Speaker A: It is a lot of money. That's not like 25 million, even though that's a lot of money. I mean, it's. [00:15:42] Speaker B: Let's see. Justin Bieber's net worth. Net worth. [00:15:46] Speaker A: It's got to be over 250 million. [00:15:50] Speaker B: 300 million. [00:15:52] Speaker A: Let's go. [00:15:53] Speaker B: It's a lot of money, dude. So. But here's the thing. Justin Bieber, this could have been happening when he was 14. That's fucked up. Like, he's not a willing adult. [00:16:03] Speaker A: Oh, did he got ahold of Justin Bieber? [00:16:06] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. That's what they're saying this. He's one of the big names. [00:16:08] Speaker A: I should have found Justin Bieber and. [00:16:11] Speaker B: Who was Usher's daddy. [00:16:12] Speaker A: Did he, did he did. [00:16:14] Speaker B: He had hands on everything. You don't see those awkward interviews where he's like, we don't talk about what he does with Uncle Puff. [00:16:21] Speaker A: No, but when he's 16. [00:16:23] Speaker B: Yep. [00:16:23] Speaker A: Oh, my God. [00:16:24] Speaker B: I just want to let people know. Justin is such a pussy that he probably didn't come today because he has acid reflux. Last night he had two different pieces of cake, sausage and garlic pizza. I got word on what he ate. You cannot call yourself like, you can't expect people to feel bad for you when you're doing that to yourself. You're basically a junkie. You're basically a junkie who's doing heroin. If you have this condition that you know is going to like lay you up and then you go and do something like that and you eat that shit. I'm here with COVID no one cares. Niko is probably gonna have Covid in the next five days. He don't care. We all man up through this stuff, you know? And Justin's just sitting there like a junkie last night eating his two different cakes, yelling at the trombone guy to play a different fucking song just for him and not for another girl. As a thirties. [00:17:16] Speaker A: He happens to be his cousin who. [00:17:17] Speaker B: Happens to be his cousin and he's a 37 year old male. He's a 37 year old male adult and decided to eat two different cakes and a sausage and garlic pizza. When you think of acid reflux, what I think of in my head is don't eat red sauce, don't eat garlic. Especially don't eat sausage because it has that in it. And now you're going to put all three of those together like that's what you're going to do. You're supposed to eat plain when you have acid reflux, flux or Gerd or whatever he's been complaining about. [00:17:44] Speaker A: Gerd, goat. [00:17:45] Speaker B: We were at work last week or something. I went in and I had a close for him because he had one sliver of a rice Krispie treat and he went into, he couldn't even, he couldn't even function because of what he ate. So then he goes and does this, has two different slices of cake and fucking that and now he's nowhere to be found. [00:18:07] Speaker A: He is uh, he's one of a kind, honestly. Well yeah, that's for sure. But like he's kind of on a fucking tangent, man. It's just all over the place. It's fucking shit. He's fucking shit, dude. Yeah, I mean listen, it's like, I know what the, I know what the pipe is paying when I eat ice cream before I go to sleep. Duhdeh. I know I'm gonna wake up the next morning at like 08:00 a.m. honestly, it's a great alarm. Wake up at like 08:00 a.m. probably go to the bathroom by like 08:00 a.m. 09:00 a.m. and 10:00 a.m. and I'm ready to start my day. But I will if that is the. If that is the price I have to pay to eat ice cream. Oh, my God, by the way, are you fucking kidding me? Did you see this is like, what? [00:19:02] Speaker B: Hold on, I just gotta answer this question. What? [00:19:04] Speaker A: What the fuck is that? I hope it's good. [00:19:11] Speaker B: No, I just have to fucking kiss ass. [00:19:16] Speaker A: Yes, the kiss ass for what? Any who. What was I just talking about? Fuck. Oh, I got an. So the lady got me a ninja cream creamy for my birthday. Best gift I've ever gotten in. Probably next to my nana getting me a legolas replicated bow from Lord of the Rings. Two for Christmas. This ninja creamy is up there. And best gifts I've ever received. I'm not even kidding you. And I tried it out and I followed some recipes and it is fucking unbelievable. It is the greatest machine ever. So if I can make eleven different fucking ice creams. [00:20:02] Speaker B: So essentially this is like giving a meth head a meth lab. [00:20:06] Speaker A: Yeah, you watched. We gotta go on a health kick. Like, seriously. My lady, my girl. [00:20:14] Speaker B: Wait, hold on a second. So is this. This is the girl last week you said was not your person. [00:20:21] Speaker A: I never said that. She said that to me. [00:20:23] Speaker B: She said that you weren't her person. Last week. [00:20:28] Speaker A: Was that. Yeah. [00:20:29] Speaker B: And you didn't have a future. [00:20:31] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:20:32] Speaker B: Now she's buying you ninja creamery ice cream stuff. [00:20:35] Speaker A: She's the best. [00:20:38] Speaker B: And she's saying you gotta work on your fitness. I don't think she knows what's up and what's down. [00:20:41] Speaker A: No, I think that she is. I don't know either. I asked her where South America was last night. She said, underneath the United States. I said, yeah, honey, no shit. They don't call it. It's not called North. North America. [00:20:55] Speaker B: Hold on. So I think you got to get into this a little bit because you wanted to. [00:20:59] Speaker A: A little bit. I'll skim over. Because I did get a message that said, like, it was nice. You guys actually talked about something real. Okay, listen. I waited a few days after we were done with this episode and all that. She texted me happy birthday. I waited until Saturday and I knew she was working the overnight, so I knew that she'd be up regardless. So I texted her as soon as I got out of work on Saturday after I do like a double. It's like 1235, whatever. All I said is, you know, I said what was on my mind. I was. I was just basically saying, like, hey, like. Like, I don't hate you and all that, but, like, the way that it ended, like, I just wish it ended differently because it just. Something just doesn't seem right to me. And then, you know, push comes to shove, you just have a conversation, which is fucking great, which is what adults are supposed to do. You gotta communicate. I don't know what's bothering you if you don't tell me. Now, she was telling me that there was things that I was doing that she thought could be a problem down the road. And then she just obviously started to get in her head, which I am well familiar with, and start to overthink, which I'm also very familiar with. [00:22:08] Speaker B: Some would say you're the president of that club. [00:22:10] Speaker A: I said. I said, honestly, I didn't know that you were a member of this club, because my club. [00:22:15] Speaker B: Yeah, welcome. [00:22:16] Speaker A: So. Made a rash decision, I would say. You know, just a kind of an impulsive decision and kind of, maybe I didn't get too much into it, but there could have been stuff, like, prior that might have struck in this for her. But, you know, then she realized. She said she even. She said she's like, I made a mistake, though. Like, you know, the way that you handled it. I didn't act like a crazy person. I told you I didn't. I act like a normal person. I said, okay. I'm like, is there anything I can do to fix this? It's like I was trying to be, like, normal instead of. She said that she was prepared for, like, craziness and didn't want to deal with all that, and I'm not like that. And so. [00:22:53] Speaker B: So let me ask you a question. What did she say? What did she say to you that you needed to work on that you were doing? [00:23:02] Speaker A: Oh, you wanna know? [00:23:04] Speaker B: Yeah, I think we wanna know that. I think everyone wants to know that. [00:23:06] Speaker A: So there's two things. There could be more. But right now, I'll give you the. [00:23:11] Speaker B: Two that she had the balls enough. [00:23:13] Speaker A: To tell you that I don't think from her point of view. And just knowing me for a month. Okay, fine. Okay. I'll take that for what it is, if you know who I am. You know, I just act like this normally, and that's just how. It's how I'm wired. Like it is what it is. So, um, we're in the elevator. I'm holding a bag. Maybe I don't know if I am. She just told me that we happen to have to stop somewhere before we go somewhere. And I just looked at her and said, good. I. Like. I think in a joking way, it was just like. Like, oh, that's dope. Like, that's. I was really looking forward to that. I'm probably end up killing myself. And then I. And then I took my head and I hit it off the side of the elevator. Just like. Like, not hard and exaggerated, just like. Yeah. Swear to God, like, really? Like, you've. We've done way stupidest shit. [00:24:05] Speaker B: So she. She got mad that you were joking about suicide? [00:24:08] Speaker A: No, she. She was more. She was more mad thinking that, like, I had, like. Like, a rate. Like, I was gonna have a rage's hack. Like, I was gonna have a fucking meltdown. I was gonna freak out. [00:24:20] Speaker B: I think she has to worry about that. [00:24:21] Speaker A: That. [00:24:22] Speaker B: With you? [00:24:23] Speaker A: With me? No, that. That was not even that bad. It was. [00:24:28] Speaker B: No, I know you were joking, but I'm just saying, like, a general. Like, I could pitch you overreacting to. [00:24:32] Speaker A: Things and, like, doing. But overreacting. Complaining about something is one thing. Like, if I was to fucking break. If I was to get into. If you guys get into an argument, right. Are you gonna fucking put your fist through the cabinet? Cause that's what she's thinking that I was gonna end up doing. [00:24:49] Speaker B: No, I don't think I've ever done that, to be honest. [00:24:51] Speaker A: So I think it was a little bit. And then the next thing is, which I. So the first thing, I was like, all right, listen. I'm more kind of goofy. I'm not, like. I'm not, like, fucking sick in the head like that. I'm more, like, goofy than I am. Like, gonna probably break shit. The second thing was talking to her like she's one of my, like, guy friends, like, one of the boys. [00:25:10] Speaker B: She didn't like that. [00:25:11] Speaker A: I didn't even notice it, which is the worst part, I guess. I don't really know. But I understand where that comes from. I get it. [00:25:17] Speaker B: What? How are you talking to her? What did she give you? [00:25:19] Speaker A: Okay, listen, listen. Everything's been pretty good for the past, like, five days. I didn't want to really dwell on it, but I do have to go back to it, because even leaving this morning, I just was like, all right, hold on. I gotta. I gotta ask, like, what it is. Cause I kind of maybe might feel like I might have done it already again and. [00:25:37] Speaker B: Yeah, you should. You should, like, flesh that out. [00:25:39] Speaker A: I gotta figure out. Yeah, I gotta figure out what it is. So I don't go get into the conversation of, listen, this happened again. I thought this was gonna change. Like, all right, well, let's just be honest. [00:25:49] Speaker B: From. [00:25:49] Speaker A: From the day one, I didn't even know what the fuck was going on. Like, I didn't even know what I was saying. But I can understand this sometimes where I say so. [00:25:56] Speaker B: You don't know what pisses her off. You don't know what, like, what you are saying that that's. [00:26:01] Speaker A: Dude. Yeah. That's like talking dude. Like, yeah. [00:26:05] Speaker B: You calling her, like, gay? Like, why are you acting gay? Like, calling her a fag? [00:26:10] Speaker A: No. I don't know. No, no, no. Maybe saying, like, oh, dude, what are you doing? Is that bad? [00:26:17] Speaker B: No, I don't know. Chrissy. What would you. How would you explain if someone said, like, I'm talking. [00:26:23] Speaker A: Yeah, I'm talking to her like she's one of my guy friends. Okay, good insight, Christy. [00:26:31] Speaker B: Yes, thank you again. [00:26:32] Speaker A: That was awesome. [00:26:33] Speaker B: Thank you for the correspondence. But can you believe that? Justin, bro, that might be. [00:26:42] Speaker A: Maybe. I might. See, but by saying it and talking like that so long, I just might not really notice. Like that I'm saying that to her. Which, listen, if I called you bro. [00:26:52] Speaker B: Would it be that big of a deal? [00:26:53] Speaker A: But. [00:26:56] Speaker B: Yeah, because it's like you're talking. I'm like, yes, son. Don't call me Bud. Don't bud me. [00:27:03] Speaker A: When you walk in time outside, she calls you Bud and you get mad. [00:27:08] Speaker B: No, no, I don't get mad. But she always says it to my kid. She always calls. She's like, all okay, bud to Albie, right? And then she just hits me with the butt. I'm like, don't butt me right now. You can't just be butting me out. [00:27:18] Speaker A: Of fucking hate it. [00:27:20] Speaker B: She's like, what's wrong, bud? I'll be coming out. I'm like, what do you mean, what's wrong, bud? Now there's something wrong, bud. [00:27:25] Speaker A: Now there's something wrong. [00:27:26] Speaker B: Don't. But I'd rather you pal me or chief me. [00:27:30] Speaker A: Really? [00:27:30] Speaker B: No, fuck that. [00:27:32] Speaker A: You call me pal, I'll fucking spit at you. [00:27:36] Speaker B: Justin. Apparently he has no show, no call, no answer. Probably from all that. From the food last night. Sausage and garlic pizza. [00:27:47] Speaker A: Gross. [00:27:49] Speaker B: And fucking two cakes. What else did he eat? [00:27:54] Speaker A: No way. He ate more. What the fuck can you even eat? [00:27:59] Speaker B: Imagine being that much of a loser? You can't even enjoy the things you like. [00:28:02] Speaker A: You know, I would, Al. I don't know how long my time would be on this earth if you. [00:28:07] Speaker B: Couldn'T eat ice cream. I mean, you are lactose intolerant, probably. You still eat ice cream. It doesn't kick you off a fucking podcast. No, but he's gonna say, guys, you think that I'm joking about this? [00:28:20] Speaker A: You see the bagel and cream cheese and two Boston cream doughnuts every morning that we had an episode that was there. How many group chats you in? [00:28:31] Speaker B: A fucking shit ton. Especially with the sports. Like, too many. [00:28:34] Speaker A: Like, active. [00:28:35] Speaker B: Active? [00:28:36] Speaker A: Like, you have to active in them. [00:28:38] Speaker B: Well, this one. Yeah, well, this one. I'm like the fucking coordinator of the league. So I kind of had a answer that I wouldn't. [00:28:45] Speaker A: I didn't see you becoming the guy that's, like, just organizing everything. [00:28:49] Speaker B: Well, it was certain people, they asked me for a favor, and then I said, okay, I'll do it for you. That's it. Oh, am I waiting for the day and praying that to the day where I don't have to do that? Yes. Actively trying to get out of that position. Yes, of course I am. [00:29:04] Speaker A: Oh, all right. Yes. He's trying to pass it on to somebody else. [00:29:07] Speaker B: Pass the buck to somebody else. [00:29:08] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:29:08] Speaker B: I got enough shit going on, right? [00:29:10] Speaker A: Yeah, right. You might have. [00:29:12] Speaker B: Plus, everyone gets mad at me. Here's another thing. When you run in a league and you have a team in the league, they all think you're trying to cheat. [00:29:21] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:29:21] Speaker B: The same will be in, like, fantasy football. [00:29:23] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:29:23] Speaker B: They automatically think that. So it's like, that part. So my opinion is like, maybe you should put it to somebody that doesn't have a team in the league. Because then when I win a fucking championship, all of a sudden it's like. [00:29:34] Speaker A: Oh, this question marks all place. Yeah. So, yeah. Yep. [00:29:39] Speaker B: So that's. And I could see where people come. They automatically think that, you know, he's cheating, he's trying to fix the rules. Okay. Why don't you look on the website? The rules are on the website. [00:29:49] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:29:49] Speaker B: Read the fucking rules. [00:29:52] Speaker A: Yeah, I don't. I don't know. [00:29:54] Speaker B: Baseball's baseball. You gotta put the balls in play. [00:29:56] Speaker A: That's crazy. [00:29:57] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:29:59] Speaker A: Phillies are gone. [00:30:00] Speaker B: Phillies are done. [00:30:00] Speaker A: Phillies are done. [00:30:01] Speaker B: I wonder how chef's failing. Chef must be fucking. [00:30:04] Speaker A: He must be ready to kill himself. [00:30:06] Speaker B: First time they ever met, which I actually did not believe that stat. How is that the first time the Phillies and the Mets have ever met in the playoffs? [00:30:14] Speaker A: How are you sure? [00:30:15] Speaker B: I swear to God. [00:30:17] Speaker A: Positive. [00:30:17] Speaker B: 100% positive. Well, everyone's saying it. [00:30:19] Speaker A: I'm not 100% lease. I have no fucking final four in the AL. Three of them are from the NL, from the central. Imagine that. [00:30:30] Speaker B: I know that division. [00:30:31] Speaker A: You would have probably. I know me and you don't like the biggest, like baseball wizards, but you probably would have said that that division's the worst division in baseball. The Al Central. [00:30:40] Speaker B: I feel like they have times, like. Cause of the Phillies. Braves are always pretty good. Would you agree? [00:30:44] Speaker A: The Al Central. [00:30:46] Speaker B: Oh, Al, you're talking about the duck. [00:30:49] Speaker A: Kansas City and Cleveland. The only team that's not in there is the fucking White Sox. [00:30:56] Speaker B: Here's what I'll say. I will say the two teams for the past, for a good amount of time, the Royals in the Cleveland Indians have been pretty good for the recent amount of time. Like, decent enough. [00:31:09] Speaker A: Cleveland more than the Royals. Yes, but Royals have had this time back. Their first time back in. I feel like no minute. [00:31:16] Speaker B: No, yeah, no, they've had their runs. They had the run where they knocked out the Mets in the, in the fucking. [00:31:21] Speaker A: No, I'm not talking about you talking about, like, when Hosmer and all them were on the team. [00:31:25] Speaker B: I'm talking like, from like, 2012 on, they've been pretty decent. [00:31:28] Speaker A: The Royals? [00:31:29] Speaker B: The Royals. [00:31:30] Speaker A: No, the Royals have been rebuilding out. I swear. [00:31:33] Speaker B: They might have had two years in between. [00:31:35] Speaker A: They might. They might have. But, like, if we look at playoff appearances and all that the time, what. [00:31:39] Speaker B: I'm basically trying to say is the Tigers, since, like, Varlanda, they've been shitty, dude. [00:31:47] Speaker A: Like, the Tigers have been terrible. [00:31:48] Speaker B: Terrible. Like that. [00:31:50] Speaker A: That I don't fought them. They were good. [00:31:52] Speaker B: Yeah, that's way back. [00:31:53] Speaker A: Fucking. [00:31:54] Speaker B: Yeah, that's like 1213 era. Yeah, that's. They've been back real bad. [00:31:58] Speaker A: You sure? A little bit after that. After that. In the middle, between the middle of that 14 and 18 Red Sox run those, those four years. I'm pretty sure Kansas City won a World Series there with all those. [00:32:08] Speaker B: They did. They won 1516. They've beat the Mets. Contact. You don't remember contact? No, they were like, oh, they, they don't hit for power. They only have a contact. And then the fucking Royals beat them. Like, hit, like 80 hits to the Mets. Like seven hits. It was like crazy. They just fucking out hit them. You don't remember that? They were like, everyone was shitting on them. Like, they can't do shit. They can't hit for power. All they do is hit for contacts. Like, yeah, so what, we're gonna fucking run the bases and hit for contact? [00:32:36] Speaker A: And they did. Bunch of nasty guys. [00:32:39] Speaker B: Do they crack the head, like, the least amount of home runs ever to win a World Series. [00:32:45] Speaker A: All right, okay. [00:32:47] Speaker B: Okay. So we're gonna. We're gonna shit on people that are hitting 330, like, for contact. [00:32:52] Speaker A: I pretty sure they're top two. Their top two guys, like, got on a constant basis between, like, Jared Dyson and I'll never forget that one number zero. [00:33:00] Speaker B: And just like, would you rather have. Would you rather have fucking, like, eaters, bro? Right. Who's hitting for contact, never hitting home runs early. Would you rather have, like, Jonas Cespidis? Like, think about those two players, like. Like, okay. That kid was good for like, six, six weeks. [00:33:15] Speaker A: He was good. [00:33:16] Speaker B: He was good for a few years. He had a couple, but that's what I'm saying. [00:33:19] Speaker A: Like, three, four max. [00:33:21] Speaker B: Would you rather, like Adam Dunn or someone, like. It's either going to be a strikeout. [00:33:26] Speaker A: Or a. Ryan Howard. [00:33:27] Speaker B: Yes. [00:33:27] Speaker A: Ryan Howard. Ryan Howard. You said doubles, home runs, and just. Of 300 strikeouts. [00:33:32] Speaker B: Yeah. And I would even say Ryan Howard's better than some. Some people give him credit for. [00:33:37] Speaker A: Yeah, he was good. [00:33:38] Speaker B: Yeah, he had some really good. [00:33:39] Speaker A: I don't know, Al, to be honest with you. I like, I love. It's not that even that, because I love the long ball. I feel like it's effective, but I also feel like it's just as equally effective to get on base consecutively. [00:33:52] Speaker B: It's like, it's the. I would argue that getting on base is more important. Ducks on the pond. [00:33:57] Speaker A: I. Yeah, but then you got to have somebody that brings. [00:34:00] Speaker B: I agree. You need a good mix, but ducks on the pond. [00:34:08] Speaker A: I got the car. I have the Padres right now. I'm sorry. I took the Padres at the beginning, the whole thing. [00:34:13] Speaker B: Okay. [00:34:14] Speaker A: I don't hate it right now. Is only $30. It was a $25 bet to win 225. [00:34:19] Speaker B: So you davish is pitching tonight? I'm pretty sure his boy. Are they going. The japanese dude. [00:34:26] Speaker A: Okay. [00:34:27] Speaker B: I can't even pronounce his name. [00:34:28] Speaker A: Yoshinibu Yamamoto. [00:34:31] Speaker B: Yoshini bo yami odo. [00:34:33] Speaker A: Close enough. Yeah, like, way close. That's. [00:34:35] Speaker B: I thought they were doing another bullpen game. Dodgers. That's what I was hearing. [00:34:38] Speaker A: I was hearing that Ryan Razor was gonna start. I'm like, dude, if you watch the Red Sox, you don't want that guy. Stunning. [00:34:44] Speaker B: You definitely don't want him stop. [00:34:46] Speaker A: But I love it. I'm hoping I got it. We got a hope. Hope. And hope that Padres went. [00:34:54] Speaker B: Is Dave Roberts kind of a bitch? [00:34:56] Speaker A: He's kind of a little bitch. [00:34:58] Speaker B: I feel like he's complaining about fucking everything like that. But that Manny Mikado thing that he said. He threw the ball into the dugout at, like, an accelerated rate or something like that. Or with purpose. He said something dumb like that? [00:35:08] Speaker A: Yeah, fucking do something about it, my kids. [00:35:10] Speaker B: When you say ball in, like, balls in, throw it hotter into the dugout than fucking Machado did. [00:35:16] Speaker A: So what? He threw it so it bounced in front of you. Like, roll up dudes. Like managers in baseball, though. Those are another. They're another one. Like, they are fucking prima donna's. Dude, you're a grown man dressed in a fucking. And a uniform for what? You think you're gonna go out there? [00:35:31] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. I don't. I don't. I don't get it. I hate it, dude, I've told the stories where they made us do it in little league. Like, in the tournaments they, like, called, like, the. The regional manager or whatever from the fucking tournament, okay? Being like, they weren't in fucking baseball pants. Like, dude, unless I can go into this game, if you're gonna give me one pitch versus one of these fucking nine year old ten year olds, and let me put a 380 to right. I don't need a whip pants. Like, I don't need. [00:36:01] Speaker A: It's up. Like, what do we do? [00:36:04] Speaker B: Like, if you're gonna give us that option, like, I'll take that option. Like, a one coach can come in for one at bat. Yeah, I'll wear pants every fucking time. [00:36:12] Speaker A: One bitch. I. Yeah, yeah. No doubt. I have a full head to toe uniform. [00:36:16] Speaker B: Yes. [00:36:17] Speaker A: But, like, I might as well be wearing a fucking helmet. Like, a full double ear flapped helmet at first. [00:36:23] Speaker B: Yes. Like, it makes no sense. Like, I get. They want. Why can't you just be. If you're gonna say something, like, put them. Put them in khaki shorts, khaki pants and a polo. Like, you don't need. Like, you want them to look presentable, fine. But the baseball pants are unnecessary. [00:36:40] Speaker A: Super unnecessary. [00:36:41] Speaker B: I know people, legitimately, that in little league, regular little league, we're. We're baseball pants. Just cause they're old, like, the old school guys. It's an old school mentality. Like a 50, 60 year old guy. [00:36:50] Speaker A: Sure. Like that, wearing their pants. How much should my brother play against, like, newburyport? Their whole coaching staff was, like, dead old. But they were all into it. [00:36:58] Speaker B: They're all into it. They're in this stuff. You get that? I understand it. [00:37:01] Speaker A: The clip of pants. I get it. [00:37:02] Speaker B: It was cool. I don't know, I just. [00:37:05] Speaker A: Fine. Like, base coaches. I'm cool with. They're actually on the field more than a fucking manager is. The manager sits. Like. I could manage in MLB team. I seriously think so. [00:37:17] Speaker B: With like, I don't think it's difficult. [00:37:18] Speaker A: With the full spring. I don't even know if I need a full spring training. Maybe give me the full spring training so I can decide who's on my roster. [00:37:26] Speaker B: See, here's. Here's the difference. I think that coaching means the least amount in basketball, out of everything. In professional basketball. [00:37:38] Speaker A: Coaching in what? [00:37:41] Speaker B: Out of the four major sports. [00:37:43] Speaker A: Okay. Yep. [00:37:45] Speaker B: Coaching means the least in professional basketball. [00:37:49] Speaker A: Oh, my God, a thousand percent. Because you don't actually nearly have to, like. Yeah, okay. People do run offenses. Like, I guess that's cool when it comes down to brass tacks. Like the game so isolated that, like, if you have one player that's doing something, then you just got one player that's doing something. You know what I mean? [00:38:10] Speaker B: Yeah. It's like, it's like LeBron's basically a play a coach his whole fucking career. It's like, you got LeBron. If you get some pieces around him, you don't need to do nothing. [00:38:19] Speaker A: Nothing. You know, like JJ Reddick. Like, but he. Here's the problem. Now, JJ Reddick will want to be that guy that, like, is heard more than LeBron James. Like, brother, no matter what position you are in, if. If we huddle up at the free throw line after a foul and LeBron James is telling us, yo, everybody's going to go down there. Everyone get out of my way. Give me the ball. Everyone's going to go, all right. [00:38:42] Speaker B: There's a reason why LeBron James has never played for, like, an actual coach. Like a Greg Popovich, someone that's like a strong willed coach because of this reason, because he could never listen to somebody else. He could never do it. So that's why he's always with these little pop punk bitches. [00:39:02] Speaker A: What do you think about Spoelstra? [00:39:05] Speaker B: I think that's what spoils troll was when he started, he was a fucking assistant, dude. He was just a fucking assistant. He was just a dude, dude. He didn't fucking run that shit when LeBron was there. He's gotten better as time went on, and he proved to be a pretty good coach because of what he did after LeBron. But when LeBron was there, he was nothing but a puppet. Lebron only. Lebron only gets coached by puppets. And he's the fucking. He's got the hand up the ass. Tyrone, think of every single person he's played for all puppets. [00:39:37] Speaker A: Ty and Lou. Yeah, I mean, we could go through them all. [00:39:40] Speaker B: They really fucking. Didn't he Luke Walton. Didn't Luke Walton coach him at one point? [00:39:45] Speaker A: Frank Vogel. [00:39:46] Speaker B: All fucking puppets. There's not one person that's actually kid. [00:39:51] Speaker A: No, maybe not. [00:39:52] Speaker B: Maybe. I don't know. All puppets. [00:39:57] Speaker A: Lot of puppets. [00:39:58] Speaker B: He's the puppet master. [00:40:00] Speaker A: I mean it was so. And then I would say obviously the toughest football to coach. [00:40:09] Speaker B: I would go football. [00:40:12] Speaker A: Say it four major. [00:40:14] Speaker B: Football is the toughest. I definitely think football is the toughest. Cause X is and O's game the most preparation. Then I don't know if I want to go hockey or baseball. [00:40:23] Speaker A: I want to go hockey because it takes a certain amount of skill. Like you can play. You play baseball from a, like as kids. You naturally like playdead that you could pick up a wiffle ball in a wiffle ball bat. Like you're already starting to get into a form of baseball. We actually have to take the time and like actually learn the game of hockey like this. Ways to go about hockey. There are systems to hockey. Like it has to be. [00:40:50] Speaker B: Yeah, I just. My question is how much do they. [00:40:54] Speaker A: Usually just set the lines but they don't. [00:40:57] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:40:57] Speaker A: Cause then when. Cause Bergeron's line used to always go against a certain. It didn't have to be. It probably wasn't the first line all the time. It was whoever had the strongest because that's what Bergeron was and that's how important face offs were. [00:41:11] Speaker B: Okay, I can get down. I can get down with hockey. I do think that baseball is closer than you think because you have to think righty, lefty. You have to think all the stuff I set in lineup rotation went to take people out. [00:41:22] Speaker A: I have to think two fucking ways. [00:41:24] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:41:25] Speaker A: Are we good at hitting righties? Are we good hitting lefties? Well, how many lefties do we have? How many raise do we have? [00:41:30] Speaker B: When do you take people out? [00:41:31] Speaker A: We have. Well, yeah, is to take people out. I mean, after a little bit. What? Like can my stomach pitch again me seven innings or can he only get me five and he can't get through the third time through? Like, I don't know, dude. Like baseball. Okay. Wow. This guy pulls the ball nine times out of ten. Yo, everybody. [00:41:47] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:41:48] Speaker A: You know, I mean, like. But the manager for the most part is not even doing that fucking Willie or Bray who's taken off his hat and looking in his hat. [00:41:57] Speaker B: Yeah, but no, but that's not. I know what you're saying nowadays. That they have like the charts and like the spread of the spray charts. That's changed a little bit. Baseball, that's not actual baseball now. I know it is, but it isn't at the same time. Like, they still have to, like, I know what you mean, I guess. Like it's getting easy. I think it's getting easier for all coaches in general. Like, just think about 20 years ago with, with less film and football, like now they have fucking zoom ins, drones and shit. They can see way more shit. Analytics are telling them everything that you got coaches that are making. I think sometimes boneheaded decisions, especially when it gets to the red zone, like Naka can fail goals, shit like that. But they say in their fall in the analytics. [00:42:42] Speaker A: Yeah, there's a guy upstairs that's saying, hey, we have a 62% clip that we, that we make this right now. [00:42:47] Speaker B: Do you buy at all into some of the games affects the Vegas? [00:42:51] Speaker A: Swear to God. [00:42:53] Speaker B: Like, I know it's like one of those like Internet tropes where people like just lean into it, like. [00:42:57] Speaker A: But. But then again, it's like, how do you make up two years ago that Vegas game with the, with the Patriots? [00:43:07] Speaker B: It's so bad. Such a bad play. [00:43:09] Speaker A: I've never seen an ending to a game as bad as that. [00:43:13] Speaker B: Rumor is that the, the indent of Mac Jones body is still at the 50 yard line from Chandler Jones. Stefan, like, rumor has it it's still. [00:43:22] Speaker A: There that Chandler Jones is like last ever sober play. Yeah, probably like the fuck. Just think of that. [00:43:29] Speaker B: Him and his brother, huh? Fucked up, huh? [00:43:31] Speaker A: Who, John? [00:43:32] Speaker B: Yeah. Drugs wise. [00:43:34] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, John, well, John was always. John was always a problem. [00:43:37] Speaker B: I mean, I would say that John Bon Jones is John Bond. Bond. Like it's Bon Jovi. John Bone Jones is the best maybe ever. [00:43:47] Speaker A: Evil. [00:43:48] Speaker B: You think if he didn't have his fucking demons, he would even. He would go down that way? [00:43:51] Speaker A: I'm happy as his demons or else he wouldn't be Jon Jones. I mean, Al, he literally doesn't have a loss. He only has one no contest test. [00:44:00] Speaker B: No, he's got a loss, doesn't he? I thought he was like, by who? Hold on. [00:44:05] Speaker A: Go ahead. [00:44:05] Speaker B: I gotta look this up. Sure, I gotta look this up. [00:44:07] Speaker A: Look it up. Failed drug tests do not count as losses. Everybody just want to let everybody know that. Unless, cuz Jon Jones then would have three losses, no contest. [00:44:17] Speaker B: Oh, his birthday was a couple months ago. Cuz I wonder if he had a birthday like Justin. [00:44:21] Speaker A: Yeah, that's what I mean, dude. It's like what the fuck? No, he was probably out in Albuquerque, New Mexico, fucking shooting shit. [00:44:28] Speaker B: He's got one loss, but he is. [00:44:30] Speaker A: One loss or one no contest. [00:44:32] Speaker B: I look, I'm looking, I'm looking. Relax, relax. Matt Hamill in 2009 disqualification. [00:44:39] Speaker A: Yeah, for what's the DQ of illegal elbow was twelve. [00:44:42] Speaker B: Okay. Oh, yeah. [00:44:44] Speaker A: Then that doesn't he hit him like this. [00:44:46] Speaker B: I think twelve, six elbows should count. [00:44:48] Speaker A: I think they're bringing them back. [00:44:49] Speaker B: Are they? Yeah. I like that. What the fuck's he calling for? Yo, everything good? Nice. I'm on the podcast. Anything you want to say? Well, you guys going to talk about a trade? It's a dumb trade. It's going through in 2 hours. Why do I got to push it through? All right, I'll call you after. All right, fuck it. Everyone's panicking. I got too many fucking hats right now. [00:45:33] Speaker A: You spread yourself also. [00:45:34] Speaker B: I'm spreading my old self, too then, you know, so I got fucking business shit going down. I just fucking too much stuff going. [00:45:42] Speaker A: Now, before we. Before we get away, because we trying to segue into something that I wanted to talk about, but we don't. I don't want to get away from it. News comes out two days ago. The Patriots are going with Drake. May. [00:46:00] Speaker B: I don't know how I feel about it. [00:46:01] Speaker A: Sooner, sooner than I imagined, but not. Not so much. I gave it an eight week thing. Eight weeks. We are one in five right now. One in four. What week are we in? [00:46:14] Speaker B: Did we have a buy? No, I buys late, right? [00:46:17] Speaker A: Yeah, I think we're one in four. [00:46:19] Speaker B: Yeah. I don't think it matters how he plays. [00:46:22] Speaker A: No, I. Let's just be realistic. It's like, not because he just came to play, the line all of a sudden just becomes all pro. That's not going to happen. If it does end up happening, then everyone just hates Jacobi Brissette. [00:46:35] Speaker B: No, if that ends up happening, I think it's more. It more speaks to. To him like it's him. Because maybe he's keeping plays alive. Jacoby Brissette, for some reason, refused to run after the fucking Cincinnati game. He ran for a few first downs in Cincinnati, and then he just was like, okay, my legs don't work anymore. All right, Professor Xavier, you don't have an arm now. You don't have legs. It's like, grow up. [00:46:58] Speaker A: Guns taking my legs. [00:47:01] Speaker B: What are you good for your decision making? [00:47:04] Speaker A: I don't know, dude. Like, he really is not good. Like, we would have been so much better off. Like Joe Flacco. Like Joe Flacco actually still balls. [00:47:13] Speaker B: I do think that he won that game last week. I think that's a stupid rule that just because your body's faced one way, you get your toe down and the heel comes down out of bounds, that should be a touchdown. Because if you were tow dragon and you were facing the. [00:47:28] Speaker A: I'm with you on that. I don't disagree. [00:47:30] Speaker B: I don't think the toe and heel relationship should matter. [00:47:32] Speaker A: I also don't. I also. I'm okay with not winning football games like, we don't want to win for. [00:47:38] Speaker B: I agree. Because I don't think you're going to win anything this year. So let's lose some shit. So that's why I'm saying it might be a bad idea to start Drake May. For that reason, I'm not really worried about him getting hurt. Okay. He gets hurt. It is what it is. What's the worst thing to happen, get hurt this year? That's it. [00:47:53] Speaker A: Okay. But here's another thing, all right. I maybe. Okay. I don't know. There's still a lot of time left, and you don't want to build a discouraged zig. No. Granted, you could see what you have. Maybe not, though. Cause your line's terrible and you don't have a true left hand. [00:48:10] Speaker B: My question is, do we just tank for Travis Hunter? Pitch a Travis hunter. [00:48:15] Speaker A: Not gonna take. [00:48:16] Speaker B: Listen to me. Just like, why wouldn't we. Listen to me. [00:48:19] Speaker A: I'm not gonna take Marvin Harrison. [00:48:21] Speaker B: Listen to me. Bob Harrison was gone before he got to us. Wasn't hedgesthem. [00:48:25] Speaker A: No. [00:48:26] Speaker B: Oh, no. We took. We took May. You're right. [00:48:28] Speaker A: If we just lost that game on Christmas fucking, we would have Jayden Jaden Daniels right now. We wouldn't even have this fucking problem. We'd probably be 500. Jane Daniels. Doing great. [00:48:37] Speaker B: Washington, better line. Better line. They have a great line. Washington, great line. Anyways, point. And they have some fucking dogs. Their second running back. Their second running back is Austin Ecklow. [00:48:50] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:48:51] Speaker B: Second running back. Okay. They got rid of our fucking person. Antonio Gibson. [00:48:57] Speaker A: Yeah, they gave Austin Eckler. [00:49:00] Speaker B: And you could make an argument that Austin gives. Gibson should be starting over Stevenson. Like, that's how crazy it is. [00:49:05] Speaker A: Yeah, it's not good. [00:49:08] Speaker B: Anyways. He's got more talent around there. Look at the wide receivers. He has way more talent. But where was I going with that? I was going to stay, say something, and now I forgot. Got. Okay, picture this. Christian Gonzalez on one side, Travis Hunter on the other side. And you get him as a wide receiver, because he's going to be the only person to play both sides. [00:49:30] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:49:31] Speaker B: You know, he's got the breakaway speed. [00:49:34] Speaker A: I'm not. Listen, I'm not against that. It's basically taking a left. Take a left tackle in the second round. Dude, you can tell me that there's going to be no left tackles. [00:49:44] Speaker B: Like, well, how about we just go trade for somebody? Sign someone in free agency. [00:49:50] Speaker A: Pay somebody, man. Pay. [00:49:52] Speaker B: I think it's easier to. It's easier to sign a left tackle than to sign a number one wide receiver, slash cornerback. This is a generational play. You basically get in Shohei Otani, you know what I mean? You're getting a Shohei Otani who's gonna play both sides. Stop. Both sides of the ball. This is like a once in a generation player, right? [00:50:13] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:50:14] Speaker B: You get, you get certain players like Bo Jackson did. Both sides, right? [00:50:17] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:50:18] Speaker B: Deon Sanders. Both sides. This guy. Both sides, granted. Is he going to be as good on both sides of the ball? I don't know. We'll find that out. [00:50:26] Speaker A: Well, I'd rather take that risk. Yet to be seen but I don't know, I'm not. I'm not mad about the kid getting a shot. He should. He should be playing. I mean, I like, frankly, it's like Jacobi Brissette's fucking ass. We are ass. We don't have a lot of spike. We're losing people. Here's one thing about our team. We are losing people left and right, left and right. We lose. Jabril peppers slapped. What is. He slapped his girl. He's got. [00:50:56] Speaker B: Well. Oh, okay. I'm glad we brought this up. I just read something that said that they've seen videos, video of the altercation, and they think that he's going to get exonerated. [00:51:07] Speaker A: Sweet. That's good. That gets them off the exemplist back on the field, so. [00:51:11] Speaker B: Yeah, but it is bad when you hit the girl. That's the one thing. You could hit a guy and you'd be finding me back already. You hit the girl Ray rice style. [00:51:21] Speaker A: Oh, he knocked her out. [00:51:22] Speaker B: No, I don't know that. They said he strangled her, though. Oh, that's what she's saying. [00:51:25] Speaker A: Ray Rice knocked her out. [00:51:28] Speaker B: I don't think the coke. Having coke on you is a good idea. [00:51:32] Speaker A: Nope. No. All right. Yeah, no, that's not it either. Yeah, you know, so. But if Drake may go, I don't want him to even go 500 the rest of the year. Cuz there's what, five? So what? There's twelve games left. [00:51:46] Speaker B: Yes. [00:51:46] Speaker A: One and four. There's twelve games left. Now. It's a 17 game season. I mean, I did something right. He ain't going six and six. There's no. No shot. We are not good. [00:51:56] Speaker B: Do you think we get the first pick with four or five wins? [00:52:01] Speaker A: No, because Carolina still. I don't know. Even though it's. Have they even won a game? [00:52:06] Speaker B: Yeah, they definitely have one or two wins. [00:52:08] Speaker A: They have one win because I know Andy Dalton threw the ball. [00:52:12] Speaker B: Let's see right now, NFL standings. [00:52:21] Speaker A: Bengals are one and four, the Panthers are one and four. And we. And me. Us. Oh, the Jaguars and the Browns. I mean, there's a lot of shit. There's a lot of sucky fucking teams, bro. [00:52:36] Speaker B: Yeah. Carolina's got one win. Well, the Rams are going to win some games. Fucking Jacksonville will win a couple games. New England, who knows? Cleveland will win a few more. They're going to get rid of Watson. [00:52:50] Speaker A: I think he's so fucking bad. He's so fucking. [00:52:54] Speaker B: He really is stretching out real quick. [00:52:56] Speaker A: My back is out. [00:52:58] Speaker B: It's all that fucking. [00:53:00] Speaker A: Nope, it is not. [00:53:05] Speaker B: Chrissy, did you hear that? He might actually be the person now. He might actually be her person. They're back. What changed? [00:53:17] Speaker A: Communication, I guess that would probably be the best way to explain that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm happy. I'm chilling. I'm good. [00:53:29] Speaker B: He's happy. [00:53:30] Speaker A: He's got a ninja creamy. [00:53:32] Speaker B: Yeah, she bought him a. An ice cream. Makeup? [00:53:37] Speaker A: Pretty much, yeah, she bought me the fact Al has that espresso machine. I have a machine. I mean, not that expensive as Al's, but I have an ice cream, one. I can make eleven different kinds of ice cream. [00:53:51] Speaker B: Don't you think that's a little crazy that she's given, like, ice cream addict an ice cream machine? [00:53:59] Speaker A: She. [00:54:01] Speaker B: Yeah, she's enabling them. [00:54:02] Speaker A: She did just say, she goes like, did I create a monster? I was like, you have no idea what you just did. [00:54:10] Speaker B: She's getting it. [00:54:12] Speaker A: Yeah. I mean, I told her I love, like, I love ice cream. She took me to this, like, nitro. Nitro creamery place in Cambridge. Pretty good. [00:54:23] Speaker B: You were like, bro, thanks for taking me, bro. I appreciate it, bro. [00:54:28] Speaker A: I was like, yo, dab me. It's like, yo, dab me up, city boys, up. I was like, that's fire ice cream. I was like, that's unbelievable. But, no, I will say, don't over complicate things. That's all ice cream. They like putting all these fucking things in. That's the only mint chip that I've ever thrown out. Once I tried it, I said, this is disgusting. At the nitro place, I said, now this tastes like toothpaste with those fucking Oreos you brought. [00:54:58] Speaker B: I was gonna get on those. Those Oreos that you fucking didn't eat, that you had four oreos that just wasn't eating a hundred. Me and my kid had them. I was like, let's try these mint ones. Disgusting. [00:55:07] Speaker A: Unbelievable. Well, so gross. Put them in the cabinet. Or did you put them in the fridge? Should have had them out. Should have had them cold. [00:55:15] Speaker B: Why would we put them in the fridge, dude? No one. No one enjoys them that way. Like, that's not like a normal thing. Yeah, he's the only person that doesn't act like it's normal. [00:55:25] Speaker A: Dude, I got that from Nana. They used to do that with the mint ones. Or maybe my mom. [00:55:31] Speaker B: Yeah, probably your mother. We don't. I'm not a mint chocolate smokes chip guy. Just in general. You might as well just grab a microphone at this point. Like, you were talking so much in this fucking thing. Did I say you could talk? I don't think I did. This is how you got to talk to women, you know? [00:55:50] Speaker A: No, I'm petrified. [00:55:51] Speaker B: Shut up and make me a sandwich. That's what you gotta say. What is. [00:55:54] Speaker A: What did that? Yeah, what did that? [00:55:57] Speaker B: Where you going, by the way? Going for a walk. Oh, do you feel like she gets her nails done every time the podcast is here? [00:56:05] Speaker A: Yeah, once. [00:56:06] Speaker B: Like we've been shifting days to. And she's always getting her nails done. [00:56:09] Speaker A: You know, getting the nails. [00:56:10] Speaker B: Always get the nails done. She acts. Oh, I don't do anything for myself. That's what she always says. I don't do anything for myself. Well, you're getting your nails done like three times a week. It feels like. [00:56:18] Speaker A: Yeah, how do we. How do we feel about that? Yeah, that's funny. [00:56:23] Speaker B: I don't do anything for myself. I knew it was happening. She said she popped her nail on the. Pulling the bed, making the bed the other day. The day nails in here. [00:56:32] Speaker A: Okay, that's all. [00:56:33] Speaker B: That's it. That's it. Yeah, that's all she does. Please. She's. She's making. She's making me go to this fucking pumpkin thing on Saturday. What's up with girls? Like, in general? [00:56:44] Speaker A: Hold on. All right, go ahead. Let's get into it. [00:56:48] Speaker B: I just don't get how they all go around. They all go around and I don't know if their vaginas speak to each other, and they all decide that they want to do something at the time. So when fall starts, you got to go apple picking. Gotta take. Take pictures in front of a sunflowers. The sunflowers are blooming for one week out of the year. So now everybody gotta take pictures in front of these sunflowers, this sunflower farm. Now everyone's gonna go take pictures because they have to put them up on social media. Oh, we saw the sunflowers bloom. We went apple picking. This is what they gotta do this week. We gotta go get take fall pitches, because now I gotta go hang up on someone's fridge for Christmas. That's what they want me to do. They wanna put my picture up there. So now we're all gonna be fucking dressing up picture and I gotta be on my her fucking friends fridges now because now it's a family thing. How he's getting too old for somebody. Yeah, Alby's getting too old to just send him in a Christmas thing holding fake snowballs. That's what she said. So now I gotta go into fucking fall. So now we're gonna send fall pitches for Christmas, and I'm gonna go hang on someone's fridge. I'm telling you, their vaginas speak to each other and they tell them they have to do these things now on Saturday night, right? They go, what? Why? Dude, I don't. Hold on. Now on Saturday night, we gotta go see these pumpkins. [00:57:58] Speaker A: What? Dude, hold on. [00:57:59] Speaker B: We're gonna go see these pumpkins that they just light up these pumpkins, this pumpkin patch thing. Like, we're just gonna be walking around 07:00 at night, walking around Beverly to see light up pumpkins. It makes zero sense. And they're all jacked up for. They're all gassed up. They do it for the kids. The kids don't even care. The kids want to play fucking fortnite. You think that they want to go see fucking fucking pumpkins lit up? They're not even gonna be looking at the pumpkins. Guarantee. They're just gonna be running around like retards. [00:58:23] Speaker A: Yeah. Looking for candy. [00:58:24] Speaker B: It's all for the girls to get together and just be like, we did something seasonal. We did something season. Girls love seasonal shit. [00:58:32] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:58:32] Speaker B: More than you love football. That's how crazy it is. If I could tell you right now, all the seasonal shit that's been coming in this house through Amazon, she's putting Amazon. Amazon. You know what? Buy Amazon stuff. [00:58:48] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:58:48] Speaker B: The fucking fall comes. Everything's coming to this door. We got fucking light up. Shit. Fucking signs coming out the thing. [00:58:55] Speaker A: I got Halloween off the Thursday. [00:58:59] Speaker B: Oh, you coming here? [00:59:00] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:59:00] Speaker B: You know, you and your girl gonna dress together? You doing the book? [00:59:03] Speaker A: She's wearing. She's. She's working. I think I'll just come. I think I'll just come. [00:59:06] Speaker B: Okay. [00:59:07] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:59:08] Speaker B: Another seasonal thing. And then she. They wonder why. They wonder why. Like, I just go full Boyd. Everyone's like, why are you gonna be in a bad mood? I go, I'm not in a bad mood. But it's like, let's go do. Like, I'll go out. You want to go out to dental? Let's go out to Denna. Go out. [00:59:20] Speaker A: I need to get one more thing. [00:59:22] Speaker B: That big spider web that comes off the roof. Who's putting it on the roof? I'm not going to put it on the fucking roof. Gonna go on the roof. [00:59:33] Speaker A: I'll do it for you. [00:59:34] Speaker B: No. [00:59:36] Speaker A: Yeah, you fuck. Dude. [00:59:40] Speaker B: What is it? Okay, now I'm getting told that I need a fucking. I need a fucking crane to put this spiderweb on the roof. There's this new spider web on the roof thing. And guess what? I'll promise you one thing. I'm not getting one of those big fucking skeletons. It's not fucking happening. Not getting one of the big skeletons, and I'll get one of those big fucking things that everyone has. [00:59:58] Speaker A: I'll tell you right now. I could have. I'm glad we just said we're talking about this. I went to the Chelsea Home Depot. Spirit. [01:00:08] Speaker B: Oh, spirit. [01:00:12] Speaker A: Go. There's so much stuff. It's clean. I swear to God. No one knows. [01:00:17] Speaker B: Everyone knows it's there every year. [01:00:20] Speaker A: No, it's fucking not. It's never. No. [01:00:23] Speaker B: How does spirit make money? They're open one month a year. It's because of women, dude. [01:00:28] Speaker A: I pop up everybody. I was like, dude, what do you guys do when, like, it's not. How does your. [01:00:35] Speaker B: They just rent any empty space, and they just fill it with all this gobbling, and then they just. And the girls just flock to it. [01:00:42] Speaker A: This stuff's a lot of shit. I went in there. There was a lot of, like, the am that. What is it called? Amicatrons. What are those? [01:00:49] Speaker B: Yes. Yeah. I know what you mean. That's talk and walking shit, dude. [01:00:53] Speaker A: It's crazy. [01:00:54] Speaker B: I'm surprised she hasn't hung this one out. You know why she doesn't hang this one out? Because we do it every single year. She puts it out right on Halloween. It's the most annoying fucking thing. And that you breathe and it goes off. It's like every fucking time anyone that breathes the fucking ear conditions on, we put the air conditioner on. I keep the air conditioner on through Christmas. [01:01:09] Speaker A: Yep. [01:01:10] Speaker B: It fucking sets it off. It's the most sensitive thing in the world. [01:01:13] Speaker A: It was crazy. It's crazy. I was literally trying to, like, just look at something and you could just hear one. He's like, hey, yo, yo, what are you doing over there? I got some kid. I got some candy. I was like. I turn around, like, is Justin at this fucking Justin at this fucking stupid spirit? No, it's Amigatron. [01:01:31] Speaker B: You know how we talk a lot? Like, how would you want to die? Die? [01:01:34] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:01:35] Speaker B: We talk about, like, how would you want to die? You said you'd freeze yourself. I think I want to die doing something seasonal just so she feels guilty about it, like, me hanging that fucking spider on the roof. Because you know I'm gonna have to fucking hang it on the roof, right? You know that's gonna happen. Like, I try to talk like, you know I'm gonna have to fucking hang this thing on the roof. [01:01:50] Speaker A: Yeah. I hope you call me before you. [01:01:52] Speaker B: Have to do so. Now I gotta go get a fucking lad. Go get the lad. I put it up on the roof. My butthole is gonna be puckering up just to hang our fucking spider web. I hope I fucking fall off the ladder. That's all I want. I might even jump. I might even jump. Okay. But for insurance purposes, it was probably an accident. Okay? That's how I want to go. So she feels guilty. Yeah. I'm very fucking glad. I'm glad you. Fucking spider web was hung. Your husband's dead. Your husband's dead. [01:02:20] Speaker A: Yes. Was dead. Or broken legs. Just broken. [01:02:23] Speaker B: One of the other. Or parallel, actually. Paralyzed would be better. It would torture her for a lot longer. [01:02:27] Speaker A: Yeah. It would search her for a long time. [01:02:30] Speaker B: It's just a. Wipe my ass. [01:02:31] Speaker A: You can just literally just. [01:02:33] Speaker B: I'm gonna drool, and she's gonna have to wipe my ass. I'm gonna be like Stephen Hawking. I'm about to talk into it. Get me. Get me coke zero. All because you want to fucking spider web. [01:02:45] Speaker A: Didn't you hate spiders? [01:02:47] Speaker B: Ridiculous. [01:02:48] Speaker A: Oh, man. That is true. [01:02:50] Speaker B: I don't even know what she's talking about. That's the best part. What is this spider web that hangs off the roof? But this is my point. These girls, they. She probably saw some influencer in fucking Texas that. [01:02:59] Speaker A: All they do is live for decoration. [01:03:01] Speaker B: Live for decoration. She saw it some girl that was probably on the bachelor at one point or blew the bachelor red. I don't know. One or the other. And then now it trickles down to us. Spider roof decoration. The fuck is this? That's what she wants guaranteed. Look at this. Look at this fucking shit. [01:03:33] Speaker A: It's fucking ridiculous, bro. That is so huge. [01:03:36] Speaker B: The only thing I will say is, it's only $12. If this is what she was looking at, which is insane that it's that cheap. [01:03:43] Speaker A: How the fuck is it that? [01:03:44] Speaker B: She can't be that big. This can't be a big one. Oh, it says 200 inches, triangular web with hook. [01:03:50] Speaker A: 200 inches. [01:03:51] Speaker B: That's 15ft. It says 15.7ft. For $12, you're gonna think that's 50 of your dicks. [01:03:59] Speaker A: It's 50 dicks. [01:04:01] Speaker B: It's 50 of your dicks. Fully erect penises. Yeah. I don't know if I'm doing that, but if I do and I do die, we know who to blame. [01:04:11] Speaker A: Chrissy, it's not even close, I think. [01:04:14] Speaker B: I'm telling you, their vaginas talk to each other. They all. They all line up together, and then guess what's gonna happen then after that? It's like, okay, now we're gonna go to fucking the north pole. We're gonna go to Polar Express. Then it's gonna be something else. Let's go visit Santa. So the kids, ten. So he's probably gonna be talking about blow drawings. [01:04:31] Speaker A: We were talking about favorite holiday movies, and she happened to say that hearst was Panda Express. Panda Express. The Polar Express. [01:04:39] Speaker B: Oh, that's kind of a red flag flag. [01:04:41] Speaker A: And I literally said, that's a red flag. [01:04:45] Speaker B: That's a boring ass movie. [01:04:47] Speaker A: I said, I'm just gonna be. I'm just gonna be. Not like, I'm just gonna be nice about it. What the fuck is the point of that movie? Honestly? I said, oh, they go on to see Santa or something like that. I said, okay, so you're on a fucking train going to Santa said, where's the. Where's the combative? Where's the fight? What's the adversary? [01:05:12] Speaker B: No climax. I don't know. Something like, what's. I see what you say is the. [01:05:16] Speaker A: Conflict in this movie. Like, what is going on? Oh, well, you have to, like, be honest and tell and, like, own up to your faults. I'm like, oh, wow. Okay, so that movie is fucking stupid. The Grinch, I'll take. Thank you. Or nightmare before Christmas, even. [01:05:35] Speaker B: That's, like, people that, like, make that their whole entire personality like Justin. I can feel like Justin makes, like, nightmare before Christmas. His whole entire personality. Your brother, Marco, he loves that movie. [01:05:47] Speaker A: Marco loves that movie. [01:05:48] Speaker B: Anyone that, like, super overly loves that movie? [01:05:51] Speaker A: My buddy suspect. My buddy and his girlfriend are being Jack and Sally. [01:05:54] Speaker B: Yeah, that makes sense. They all do that, the losers. [01:05:56] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:05:59] Speaker B: Try to be a little more original than that. Okay. Be Dom and Letty. Like, that's two people you should be. [01:06:06] Speaker A: I tried on my Ken outfit last night. Creepy as fuck. [01:06:10] Speaker B: You are Ken. [01:06:11] Speaker A: I am Ken. [01:06:12] Speaker B: So you guys are going as Ken and Bobby? [01:06:14] Speaker A: Yes. [01:06:15] Speaker B: That's not really original either, but I know, I get it. You gotta do what you gotta do. [01:06:20] Speaker A: I gotta do what I gotta do? [01:06:21] Speaker B: You gotta do what? You're in the. You're in the. In the beginning stages. You gotta just fucking ride the wave. [01:06:26] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:06:27] Speaker B: She's gonna have you on the worst shit and you're just going to want to make fun of it. [01:06:31] Speaker A: Yep. [01:06:32] Speaker B: So. [01:06:33] Speaker A: But I just got to be there just doing thing. Yeah. So she wants to go pumpkin picking, and she wants to pick a pumpkin that she's large enough to carve out the bottom and put around her head, cuz. Why? Because she seen fucking Meg thee stallion take that stupid picture on the couch, eating popcorn with a fucking jack O'lantern perfectly carved around her head, saying she. [01:06:56] Speaker B: Wants to do that. Well, she could just. I just woke up. [01:07:02] Speaker A: What happened? [01:07:03] Speaker B: Is this kid retarded? He's like, I just woke up, but thought we weren't recording because you were feeling worse. When did we say that? [01:07:09] Speaker A: We didn't. I don't think so. I don't think we said that. [01:07:19] Speaker B: I said I would have recorded today. Whatever. He's just retarded. It's just. He's gonna make excuses. [01:07:24] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:07:27] Speaker B: The only good thing is, like, you, if I were you, I would say, listen, replicate any. Make the stallion picture you wanna replicate. I'm down for that. [01:07:36] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, cool. I'll take that picture. That's pretty dope. [01:07:40] Speaker B: Start with the anaconda video. Whatever that one is. [01:07:43] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:07:44] Speaker B: Where she's in the water. Yeah. The bowden. Start there, honey. [01:07:48] Speaker A: Start there. So this is a Mega. Is this a mega meg thee stallion inspired? I'm like, what about this photo? Can this be meg thee stallion inspired? So we got that. So, yeah, so we're gonna do. We're gonna do that pumpkin pick. I haven't. Scott. She went to the Topsville fair. Good. I went last year. That's like my good fix for like five years. Fairs are fucking garbage. The food's fucking trash people. It's overpriced. The people are trash. The only cool things to see are the fucking animals here and there. [01:08:19] Speaker B: But you seen one, you seen them all. [01:08:21] Speaker A: The weird thing that I am really good at, at that. Like I said, I can fucking. I killed doink the clown in the dunk tank. But it's like, I can't pitch. [01:08:30] Speaker B: You being good at the dunk tank. [01:08:32] Speaker A: Nasty. [01:08:33] Speaker B: I know you say that over the top. What do they say? What, do they make fun of you all the time? [01:08:37] Speaker A: That's what gets me going. It's perfect. [01:08:39] Speaker B: That's it. [01:08:40] Speaker A: That's my perfect, perfect adversary. My perfect. I keep on saying adversary, like, that's correct. [01:08:47] Speaker B: But I think that would be true. [01:08:48] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:08:49] Speaker B: Adversary like that clown. Yeah. He's like the villain to us. To. [01:08:55] Speaker A: Yeah, no, that guy is a fucking scumbag. And so he gets dominated. That's like, how I feel like I would want to approach, like, Richard Sherman. [01:09:07] Speaker B: I feel like Richard Sherman. Jalen Ramsey. You hate those two people. Richard Sherman, I feel like you absolutely despise. Is it because of the time that one time he talked shit to Tom Brady? Like, after that first game? [01:09:20] Speaker A: I just don't like the guys that talk shit on a constant basis. And there's been a development of, like, a lot of them, like Richard Sherman. I got a lot of heat on that post, though, by the way. I said that Richard Sherman is just a below. Like an average to below average cornerback. I truly believe that. He'll only played ten years in the league. I think he had four good years. I don't think it. I don't think he's that good. I don't think he should have made the all decade team. Like, let's be realistic. Richard Sherman got that viral press conference which was, like, not even that cool. Like, he was up against Mike Crabtree. Like, are we serious? [01:10:00] Speaker B: Oh, CSC. I was shitting on my Crabtree as well. [01:10:03] Speaker A: I'm just saying, like, let's look at his wikipedia. [01:10:05] Speaker B: We'll go over some of them. We'll go over some of his stats. 4.56 speed at the combine. That's not great. 40 for a quarterback. [01:10:14] Speaker A: For a corner, I would call him slow. He's big. [01:10:16] Speaker B: Six three. Six foot, 3205. [01:10:20] Speaker A: Yep. [01:10:20] Speaker B: 5Th. 5th round pick. So he did a lot with his years. Six years for Seattle, two years for the 49 ers, one year for the bucket. [01:10:28] Speaker A: Any. Anytime you tell me that he left Seattle, Seattle even is like, last year or two in Seattle was terrible. Go look at the stats. [01:10:35] Speaker B: Okay, here's where I think I would say. Okay, so he had 37 interceptions. That's kind of a lot if you look at all time. I don't. I'm going to have to look that up. 37 interceptions. Seems like it's a shit ton. [01:10:52] Speaker A: He had like two years where he had eight. It's like. But I've seen that before. Like Trayvon Diggs did that and then Daron bland, I swear was like on a burner last year doing the same shit. [01:11:12] Speaker B: All right, so let's see. Let's see how many is. Okay, so the leader. All right, so we. They don't get as many interceptions as before. Obviously, 80 one's in the lead. Paul Krause. No one even knows who he is. Rod Woodson's third with 71. So let's call that 70. One's like legit. [01:11:30] Speaker A: So Rod Woodson's third with 71 with Edda Reed, 764. [01:11:35] Speaker B: Yeah. So he's probably top 50 ever to. Ever to. [01:11:39] Speaker A: Ed Reed had 64, played safety. [01:11:43] Speaker B: Yep. [01:11:44] Speaker A: Okay. [01:11:45] Speaker B: Oh, let's see. I'll actually get you the exact number where he is. Okay. So he's actually let way lower than I thought, but. Way lower. He's 104th overall. Brian Dawkins, he's with. Brian Dawkins has the same amount. Not that many people. [01:12:08] Speaker A: Dude. [01:12:09] Speaker B: 37 ain't that bad. Patrick Peterson got 36. [01:12:13] Speaker A: Whoa. [01:12:14] Speaker B: He's pretty good. Patrick Peterson was good. [01:12:17] Speaker A: I know he was good, but they. It's like, they're good. Okay. [01:12:20] Speaker B: Tyron Matthew, 35. Still playing though. These guys are still playing, right? Marcus Peters, 33. [01:12:28] Speaker A: I don't know if he still is. [01:12:30] Speaker B: Marcus Peters. Yeah. Stefan Gilmore, 32. [01:12:35] Speaker A: So Stefan Gilmore is five interceptions away. Is five interceptions away from fucking. I don't get it. [01:12:43] Speaker B: Okay. I would say. How about this? I think it was something. [01:12:46] Speaker A: His personality got him half the shit that he got. Like, cool. [01:12:49] Speaker B: Yes. But he did have decent, like if he's in the same, like, if you were to ask me. [01:12:55] Speaker A: That's it. Yeah. [01:12:56] Speaker B: And he was a very, very good cornerback at the time. [01:13:00] Speaker A: In his prime, but two to three years. [01:13:02] Speaker B: Yeah, but he is a showboat personality. [01:13:06] Speaker A: And then it's the same thing. It's the same stick, dude. Fucking number one guy gets matched up on him again. No one knew who the fuck Richard Sherman was. Obviously he made a name for him. But like, any time that these guys go up against the Tyree kills, the Justin Jefferson's, it's another day, another dollar. Get fucking sat. [01:13:27] Speaker B: Deon Sanders, 53. I would have thought he had more. Tyler 53. [01:13:39] Speaker A: It's a lot. [01:13:40] Speaker B: It's a lot. Yeah. I mean, do I think that Richard Sherman should even be mentioned in the same sentence as Deon Sanders? Absolutely not. Ty law. Absolutely not. I would call him like tier two. Tier three. [01:13:52] Speaker A: Tier two. Mid tier two to higher tier two. [01:13:56] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:13:56] Speaker A: I guess I don't understand it because. [01:13:58] Speaker B: He wasn't like someone like you wouldn't call him like Reavis island. Like he wasn't that good. People wouldn't even throw to that side of the ball through that side of the field when Darrell Reavis was. Yeah, was around round, you know what I mean? And I don't really love that de roll Reavis, even though he did make that great play in the. For us in the Super bowl. Him and Brandon Brown. [01:14:19] Speaker A: Yeah. Richard Sherman also was surrounded by fucking three other really good defensive backs. I mean, yes. Cam chancellor and Ed and Earl Thomas. Unbelievable. And they had Brandon Brown. [01:14:33] Speaker B: And just think about that. Just think about their linebackers, everything. [01:14:36] Speaker A: Bobby Wagner, Bruce Irvin and KJ Wright. I know. [01:14:39] Speaker B: They had an unbelievable defense. Yeah. [01:14:41] Speaker A: So it's easy when like you could make an argument. [01:14:43] Speaker B: He was the third best player on that defense. [01:14:46] Speaker A: I think he was a third or fourth. I didn't even think that he was the best one under the lead. [01:14:50] Speaker B: Biggest mouth. [01:14:51] Speaker A: Biggest mouth in the whole league. [01:14:53] Speaker B: Yep. [01:14:55] Speaker A: I think though that he was fucking. I thought Earl Thomas and Cam Chancellor were the best parts of that whole defense. But anywho, but fuck him. What else do we have left on fucking to good. Oh, Joker. Joker two. Hearing that. [01:15:14] Speaker B: It's a whole lot of ass. [01:15:16] Speaker A: Whole lotta trash. Cause guess what? [01:15:21] Speaker B: Your buddy is a fucking retard. [01:15:23] Speaker A: Cause guess what, Freddie. Love you to death. I still think that the first Joker movie is good. So like that saved its grace. [01:15:33] Speaker B: Is it? [01:15:34] Speaker A: But what fucks it up is when you have retards try and make a second one and they make it a musical and then they throw Lady Gaga in your face and the movie sucks. [01:15:48] Speaker B: What it. First of all, the first one is not that good of a movie. I know. It got a fucking shit ton of reviews. [01:15:56] Speaker A: It was the highest, grossest selling rate. [01:15:58] Speaker B: I get it. [01:15:59] Speaker A: Just want to say as an r rated film, but too bad that got passed this year by DP and Wolverine. [01:16:08] Speaker B: Yeah. Joke is not that good of a movie. People that like fanboys of that as well. I'm not. I mean, I liked it the first joker, but this second one we knew. I knew it was a disaster from the jump. Nevermind. Once they went musical, I don't know why your buddy Freddy thought it was going to be good. Remember, you've talked about it on this podcast. Like, we should have got him on the podcast. Like, I would like to live watch the movie with him just to see his entire world crumble in front of his eyes. There's no way to, did you talk to him about it? He, was he defending it? Was he defending it? [01:16:37] Speaker A: I don't know if he's seen it yet. I gotta ask him. I don't I, and listen, I don't know if it's, if it's the right time to ask him, but, yeah, I think, listen, I think that some things are left solo. I think that they, when they did it, the one film that they did, they should just left it alone. I don't know how you do do that. And I hate when movies do that, but for this movie in particular, you probably should have done that row. I would agree, because, I mean, man, no one gives a shit about musicals. [01:17:12] Speaker B: Yes, I would say there's a very small amount of people and people that care about seasonal shit you used, if. [01:17:17] Speaker A: Not the biggest, biggest platform of a villain's name. [01:17:23] Speaker B: Yep. [01:17:23] Speaker A: In a way and straight that in, like, how did you think that was gonna pan out? You should have went full sicko mode if that was the fact. Like, if you were gonna do a musical. Do musical, like with twist. Don't give me a musical with fucking, like, a story. [01:17:38] Speaker B: You know, the big twist at the end of the second movie, or you don't know that? [01:17:42] Speaker A: I don't know, because I've been seeing the guy Sammy J. Reacts. The guy that's like, white talks boat movies all the time and all that. It was like, joker to ending. Explain. I merely just swiped up. [01:17:54] Speaker B: I can give you a brief thing. It's not that big of a deal. Don't go see this dog shit movie. Basically what they're saying is, is that Jaquin Phoenix, or however you fucking say that, loses name. Joaquin Phoenix's character is not the actual Joker. They show that in the, in the end that the actual Joker comes. So that's not the actual Joker. The actual Joker is just portraying him like paying homage to Jaquan Phoenix's. Wakun Phoenix is fucking Joker. So that's the big, the big reveal at the end that he's not actually the Joker, but he's not the Joker. We know in Batman's world, Joker sees his shit and becomes the Joker. You get what I'm saying? Do you understand what I'm saying or not really? [01:18:47] Speaker A: I'm trying to fucking pick it up, to be honest. [01:18:49] Speaker B: So let's just consider. [01:18:51] Speaker A: So what's his name? Arthur Flecker. Whatever the fuck. [01:18:53] Speaker B: The guy's not actual Joker. [01:18:55] Speaker A: He's not known as the Joker. [01:18:57] Speaker B: Correct. He's not the actual Joker. [01:19:00] Speaker A: The Joker man that is watching his actions and how he portrays the world, and his image is now being copied by a normal human. [01:19:11] Speaker B: So that person. So actual Joker, that kills Batman's kids, Batman's family. Right? Sees Arthur Flack's version of Joker, probably shoots the guy in the face on camera, and decides that that's how he's gonna pull himself. And he gives himself the smile, the whole nine cuts his face, that shit. That's. That's the Joker, not Joker. Yes. I guess you seem in the last five minutes, that's the only reason why I want to watch the movie is probably that end pod. [01:19:39] Speaker A: I gotta see that. That's. I mean, that's so. That's cool. But I have to watch a fucking musical to watch that. Oh, no. And they're not doing another one. [01:19:48] Speaker B: No, he already said he's not doing another one. [01:19:50] Speaker A: Yeah, because you know why? Because this one came out terrible. Imagine going to a premiere with a bunch of your families and friends and closest relatives, and you just watch something. You're like, yeah, that's trash. That's tough. [01:20:04] Speaker B: If my opinion is you just stay away from musicals altogether. [01:20:08] Speaker A: In general, let's not incorporate musicals with what doesn't need a musical. Like, Batman's next film isn't going to be a fucking musical. Okay, so why the fuck would the Jokers be that? No, no, you can't. Those realms don't work. [01:20:26] Speaker B: I think you're just trying to do too much. Yeah, it happens sometimes you just get in your head, and then once you. Once you started, okay, I'm gonna do a fucking musical. You kind of have to fucking lean into. [01:20:35] Speaker A: It's just like. It's just, like, tough. [01:20:38] Speaker B: When you say it's the biggest bomb ever. [01:20:41] Speaker A: When you have something that's really, like, really good and something that fans can, like, kind of, like. Like, get attracted to, why all of a sudden just go, like, let's just change it completely up. I just don't understand that Marvel tried doing that with, like, the Tv shows and then doing just woman based tv shows. Like, listen, man, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, just like, that's not what people come to see when they come to watch. Not. I agree. Not. [01:21:16] Speaker B: I would think that something like the comic book is 85% male, 15% female. [01:21:22] Speaker A: Audience based, I would say 80% adult male. [01:21:27] Speaker B: Yes. [01:21:28] Speaker A: No, sorry. I would go somewhere between like 45% adult male, 45% like low teen to kid range male, and then the other 10% can be female. [01:21:43] Speaker B: So why are we. I would assume, and I think that this is a pretty good assumption, that most musicals that people like, females tend to be their audience. [01:21:53] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:21:53] Speaker B: And they think about lady mama fucking whatever, Moulin Rouge, all that mamma mia, mamma mia. Rent. All these are women. Women tend to like them. Like, tend to like musicals. [01:22:05] Speaker A: That's. [01:22:06] Speaker B: Why would you do that to your base? It doesn't make sense. [01:22:08] Speaker A: That might be the first argument that I get in with my girls. If she tries to make me, maybe if this winter, if she tries to make me go to like a play. Cause I don't really fuck with plays. I'm not gonna lie to you, I don't fuck with plays. [01:22:20] Speaker B: You're gonna definitely have to go, dude, and just go see a play. I can't wait till you have to, like, live vlog yourself at the play. We're gonn play. [01:22:27] Speaker A: Ashley and her boyfriend wondered if we wanted to go see the nutcracker. Like, be like, dude, oh, that's coming. [01:22:32] Speaker B: Christmas and Nutcracker season, dude, legitimately, I've had those talks. I'm not going to see the Nutcracker. Like, I don't care. I'm just say, I know that's coming to you, though. It's definitely coming because I've had like, fucking 16 years to say no. Like, just, no, we're not going to see the Nutcracker. Sorry. I don't care who's asking. Yeah, we're not seeing the Nutcracker. [01:22:50] Speaker A: If all of us got together with that significant others and wants to go see, like, maybe go see, like, the Grinch, I would. Yeah. Even then I'm like, al, let's just like, have a fucking fun ass time. [01:23:03] Speaker B: Yeah, we just sneak in some booze, maybe sneak in some pines, sneak in some. [01:23:06] Speaker A: Yes, sneak in some shit. [01:23:08] Speaker B: I'll never go see the nutcracker. It's too boring. It's too fucking boring. No one's gonna see a candy thing like a fucking, I don't want to. [01:23:14] Speaker A: Get all these toy shit up to go watch fucking some stupid, yeah, no, I don't even understand it. I don't even get it. I don't even want to get it. I don't. [01:23:23] Speaker B: Do you think that they get so it's a classic. [01:23:26] Speaker A: It's trash. [01:23:27] Speaker B: Do you think they get so obsessed with the nutcracker because they just love to bust balls. Like do you think that, that it has something to do with the title of it? Like they just love to bust balls. Say bust your balls to go see the nutcracker. I think I cannot, I. It's, I'm telling you, the pussies talk to each other. The pussies talk to each other and they say it's Christmas season, let's go. Let's go fucking see the nutcracker. Like it's the most boring thing on the planet. You are going to be bored. [01:23:53] Speaker A: Yeah, like I'm so, I'm so down for like, hey, it's Christmas season, let's, let's sit down, you know, once a week and try and watch like a Christmas movie and get in the mood, like, okay, sure. Cuz there's a plethora of them and I can pick and choose which ones I want. [01:24:09] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:24:12] Speaker A: Having me sit in a fucking hall where I have to be like very, like, I have to be very on best behavior, essentially like quiet on set fits. They did what? 2 hours? They gotta be 2 hours. [01:24:26] Speaker B: Oh, I think it's longer. I think it's long. I think it's real long. And then they have intermissions and shit. My point is like, do you think that they go on and they put their stupid instagram post up story going to see the Nutcracker and they think people are looking at that story being like, wow, look how sophisticated this person is with their boyfriend. [01:24:44] Speaker A: What do you think people care more of that? Or when people see like grown men holding up a fish that they just caught? [01:24:51] Speaker B: Ooh, that's a good question. And especially, you know, they holding it out so it looks bigger than it is. Like there's whole ways to hold the fish. [01:25:00] Speaker A: Yeah, I don't know. [01:25:01] Speaker B: I do enjoy, like, I'll be honest, there's one pitcher that lives rent freemouse head and it's a, it's a dude that I know and he's laying next to a bear he killed and the beer is fucking massive and he looks so small next to the beer. That's a sick picture because there's not many pictures like that. [01:25:18] Speaker A: I mean, that's a little different. [01:25:18] Speaker B: I didn't, I could legitimately go fish off the fucking pier in Chelsea, a fucking mystic bridge and catch a fucking fish and hold it out in front of me. [01:25:26] Speaker A: Right. [01:25:27] Speaker B: It has to be extremely rare for me to get jacked up. The beer gets me jacked up. You got a fucking tuna that 600 pounds, you sand. I said, wow, I might actually look at that. Like, wow, how many? How many? That was 685 pounds. That's crazy. [01:25:40] Speaker A: I wonder how long that took for them to reel in. [01:25:42] Speaker B: Exactly. Like, that's. That shit will go through my mind. [01:25:45] Speaker A: So something fall overboard while this was getting obtained. [01:25:48] Speaker B: So if you were. If you took a picture at one of Diddy's freak offs, that to me would be more interesting than fucking. You going to the nutcracker. Cause that's more real me holding up. [01:25:58] Speaker A: A baby, just baby oil at a diddy party. [01:26:00] Speaker B: Way more, way more like it has to be real rad of me to give a fuck, right? [01:26:05] Speaker A: I agree with you. I agree with you. It's just like, that's just something that has no me personally. I won't. I don't look at you like, any different at all. Yeah. [01:26:15] Speaker B: Do you think that anyone gives a fuck, like, about what cigar I'm smoking? No, I know that they don't know. Some people come in, which maybe some people will get an idea what cigar to smoke. But I'm not thinking like, like, hey, listen, do you might care if I was smoking a cigar? The titty potty, though, you know what I mean? That might get you jacked up. Like, why is out the diddy party? Is he getting his freak off? [01:26:38] Speaker A: That might catch my attention. [01:26:40] Speaker B: Maybe you might can't. Maybe you might actually watch the next story. So this, this fucking nutcracker shit. Miss me with that. But that's coming. [01:26:48] Speaker A: Miss me? [01:26:49] Speaker B: That's coming for you. [01:26:50] Speaker A: It is, it is. All right. Couple other things we got going on a. So I was coming off of an ex exit and I went to go look at my phone and I was looking at my teeth in the mirror above my steering wheel and I didn't even notice. I was right near the Chelsea school. Someone stepped out onto the crosswalk and I hit the gas, like, because I want. I seen that the cos ahead of me just went. But I just tunnel visioned. The cars ahead of me just went, like, not her, just literally walking. And I, like, roomed it. I got so close to this woman, like she almost, like almost Reggie bush my car. But she was almost like, almost on my hood. And I just took off to the left and I just burned a red light and I was gone. [01:27:36] Speaker B: You didn't just be like, yo, I'm so sorry. [01:27:38] Speaker A: No, I did, I did mouth multiple times. I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. I fucked up. I'm sorry. I think that's exactly what I'm. [01:27:47] Speaker B: That's all right. I mean, you don't have to if you didn't actually hit her. See you later. [01:27:51] Speaker A: I came like. Like the closest you could come to hitting somebody. [01:27:54] Speaker B: And you're positive you didn't have hit her? [01:27:57] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:28:00] Speaker B: Cause it doesn't seem like. You don't seem that positive. [01:28:02] Speaker A: No, no, no. I definitely missed her. It was just like crazy. I was like, wow. I almost, like. I could have almost like really been in some serious trouble right there. Cuz I actually smashed somebody with my car. [01:28:12] Speaker B: I don't think you would have been that much trouble. It's an accident. I don't know. I don't know what the fucking rules are. You weren't drinking. [01:28:18] Speaker A: Yeah, no, that's true. I wasn't drinking. [01:28:21] Speaker B: So you got your teeth done? [01:28:23] Speaker A: Yes. [01:28:24] Speaker B: So the chip's gone? Oh, yeah. You can't really tell the chip. So what they do? [01:28:29] Speaker A: Filled it in, filed it. [01:28:31] Speaker B: Okay. How much does that cost? [01:28:33] Speaker A: 400. [01:28:34] Speaker B: Actually ain't bad. You should done that a while ago. [01:28:37] Speaker A: I probably should have done it a while ago. [01:28:38] Speaker B: Yeah. But you just got the chip recently, right? [01:28:40] Speaker A: Yeah. Like within a month. Within a month. I would say three weeks if we. [01:28:43] Speaker B: I know this is coming down the road because I could just tell you got the girl. How much of the implants? Cause you're gonna need implants. You can't be removing the teeth. You know that they're gonna have to do the implants. [01:28:54] Speaker A: Dental insurance. You want to know how much the implants are? [01:28:56] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:28:56] Speaker A: With or without. With the. Almost nine grand a tooth. [01:29:03] Speaker B: Okay. [01:29:04] Speaker A: Without. They're almost eleven grand a tooth. [01:29:06] Speaker B: So you're looking at 22k. [01:29:08] Speaker A: Looking at. Have three of them. This one too has to go. [01:29:13] Speaker B: Yeah, but do. Do two at a time. So just get those two done. Twenty two k. Twenty two k. They're going to let you find a finance it, hopefully. So basically three to 400 a month. Figure that. Is that worth it? [01:29:29] Speaker A: I'm going back for a new one of these. I want a new flipper and I'm due for one. If I took this thing out right now, you would throw up. [01:29:37] Speaker B: Okay. [01:29:37] Speaker A: But it's definitely being held on to by like a little. [01:29:40] Speaker B: How much is the flippa? [01:29:42] Speaker A: Like less than 3000. Dude, it looks. [01:29:47] Speaker B: Are you better off just having a fucking payment to let them put the teeth in? And then what's the worst that happens? You don't pay it and then you've got bankruptcy. They're not gonna come and take your teeth. But that's just talking crazy. Like obviously pay it. But I'm just saying, like, they're not gonna come in and fucking sky this goes, like, repo your teeth. [01:30:01] Speaker A: Just let them fucking just say you'll finance and just dead ass. Just never pay them. [01:30:05] Speaker B: I'll be. Well, pay them while you can. [01:30:07] Speaker A: I want veneers. I said I would get veneers. But then my mom's like, you know what they do to your teeth? I'm like, yeah, it is gross. [01:30:14] Speaker B: Yeah, but look at your teeth now. Like, what is she talking about? [01:30:16] Speaker A: Talking about, right, right. [01:30:18] Speaker B: She acts like you fucking got this crazy, like, thing going on. [01:30:22] Speaker A: No, I mean, like, I have, like, a half decent guy working a dark restaurant. So I'm saying, all right, so you. [01:30:28] Speaker B: Get your chip tooth. [01:30:30] Speaker A: I got a wedding to go to. That's what the big thing was, the wedding. [01:30:33] Speaker B: Oh, so you're trying to get this done. By the way, is this a wedding of your friend's wedding? [01:30:36] Speaker A: This is one of the first weddings that I've ever that is going to be a childhood friend getting married. Dario, who, you know, I've brought to Thanksgiving a few times. [01:30:46] Speaker B: Yep. [01:30:47] Speaker A: He's getting married. So it's gonna be a lot of us. A lot of familiar face. [01:30:51] Speaker B: Do you have a plus one or. [01:30:52] Speaker A: No, I don't have a plus one. I'm upset about that. I didn't understand the logic. So maybe we can actually get into that, because I would have thought that there were some people that got some plus ones. I won't lie that I thought, like, I thought me and Dario were pretty close people, you know? So I thought, like, maybe, just maybe, it would have been flung my way, maybe. Sauce, though. I'm not part of the wedding party. [01:31:17] Speaker B: At all, so you ain't that close. [01:31:19] Speaker A: Which is that cool. Which is cool, though. [01:31:22] Speaker B: Yep. You don't have to spend as much money. [01:31:23] Speaker A: I figured how much money that you had to spend as, like, a fucking groomsman. Yeah, that's a lot. [01:31:28] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:31:28] Speaker A: That's kind of ridiculous for mine. I really just want to go on, like, a golf trip to, like, South Carolina, then, like, go home. That probably might be, like, my bachelorette. I mean, my bachelor. Bachelor. [01:31:38] Speaker B: Yeah. That's not bad. You're thinking about that now. I like that you showed up to my wedding. You didn't even get a haircut. One of the fucking groomsmen had to cut your hair. That was fucking embarrassing. [01:31:47] Speaker A: That wasn't me. [01:31:48] Speaker B: You and your brother, both of you got a haircut on the day of the wedding, so that's crazy. I have pitches that's good. No, you should have been all done. Like, they shouldn't have had it. Just fucking. You had some fucking retard that, like, might fight fires now cut you here. [01:32:04] Speaker A: Nah, that was the day. But I was good. I swear. It was Marco, cuz. Remember Marco's whole suit was fucked up. [01:32:11] Speaker B: I'm gonna be honest. I don't think I've ever seen your brother with a good haircut. I feel like I don't know where he goes to get his haircut. [01:32:17] Speaker A: I don't know, dude. Yeah, they do. [01:32:19] Speaker B: You notice that? Like, feel like it's always. It always looks like it was done at a supercuts. [01:32:23] Speaker A: It's because more times than not, it was. [01:32:25] Speaker B: Yeah. I don't know what's going on with him. All his money, dude. He's getting fucking beat. Apparently, he got beat on tickets last night. He lost a $$100. They beat him on tickets for the Bruins. Like, he's asking his followers for tickets. Why? Just fucking go buy tickets, dude. You're making enough money. [01:32:39] Speaker A: I don't understand. [01:32:40] Speaker B: Yeah, he got beat on some scam. I don't know. He lost dollar 100. [01:32:46] Speaker A: Oh, well, he's a moron. Yeah, like, he's a moron. Either reach out to, like, a reliable source or just go on game time and buy him. I love game time. [01:32:58] Speaker B: I do game time, Stubhub. Game time is good, though. I like games. I feel like they're cheaper on game time. [01:33:03] Speaker A: Yeah, me, too. Yeah, that's. You're an idiot. That's another. You're an idiot. You have no feel for the streets. [01:33:08] Speaker B: It's like, dude, just go buy him. Yeah. You know, he fucking got caught. [01:33:12] Speaker A: Bubba. Sparks from fucking, like, North Attleboro said that he has two tickets for you. Like, what? [01:33:16] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:33:17] Speaker A: I'd be like, no, buddy. I'm also. [01:33:19] Speaker B: Yeah, he's like, venmo me, 100, and then they don't even send it to you. That's funny. [01:33:23] Speaker A: That's what happened. [01:33:23] Speaker B: I don't know. I didn't ask him, but something like that. He put it up on his fucking story. [01:33:29] Speaker A: Back to. Back to. [01:33:31] Speaker B: Oh, the wedding. [01:33:32] Speaker A: Away from it. The wedding, yes. Okay. So I didn't get. I didn't get a plus one, which is total, which is cool. I get it. The way that it looked at it, that Dio explains to me is like, what if that person asked me right now for, like, $75 out of my pocket? Would I give it to them? I guess that might have. I think that was kind of his logic behind it. [01:33:53] Speaker B: I don't get it. What was he trying to say? Like, if the. If your plus one. [01:33:56] Speaker A: If. Yeah, if his. My plus one asked him for, like. [01:34:01] Speaker B: Like, that don't make any sense. [01:34:02] Speaker A: I don't know. It might. I might be saying it wrong. [01:34:04] Speaker B: All right, so my opinion is did so some of the people that got plus ones, like, he gave a person a plus one. Have they been dating this broad for a while, whoever they're with? So they got the plus one. That would make sense to me. [01:34:19] Speaker A: Maybe a little bit. Maybe like a year. [01:34:21] Speaker B: Yeah. So someone that has a girlfriend for a long time, you give a plus one to, or even if they've been with them for a few months. Fine. You are on with this person. Off with this person. No one's even met this person before, so why would they give you a plus one? They don't even know you have a girlfriend. You got invited to this wedding probably three times. No. [01:34:37] Speaker A: Well, I'm thinking, like, even so just throwing it out there. Like, they could bring a date. [01:34:41] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:34:41] Speaker A: This person. To bring a date. But at the end of the day. [01:34:44] Speaker B: Like, I think maybe they just. [01:34:46] Speaker A: Maybe at the end of the day, at one, it's not my wedding. So you can't just be, like, assuming that they're just willing to just, like, have ample amount of people. Cause think about how many people they could do that for. There's obviously more single people probably showing up than there are couples. [01:34:57] Speaker B: So here's the way I look at it. At a party, you have to make sure that everyone that that's there is gonna have a good time, and there's not gonna be any problems, especially when you're putting together people. So someone that's planned a wedding, certain people that I was like, this kid's a wild card. You don't know who he's gonna bring or what he's gonna bring. You're not gonna give him a plus one. But then someone that you know, okay, they're pretty responsible. They're probably not gonna bring someone stupid. You give them a plus one. So they probably treat you as. You're a little bit of a fucking wild card. Who knows who the fuck you're gonna bring through that door, right? What if you're bringing some fucking hookah? [01:35:30] Speaker A: It's gonna be a great time. [01:35:32] Speaker B: It's gonna be a great time. Either way. [01:35:34] Speaker A: Yeah, either way. You know the way the juice is. [01:35:37] Speaker B: I know. [01:35:38] Speaker A: You know what I mean? [01:35:38] Speaker B: I get it. [01:35:40] Speaker A: But I get it. So then it was funny, I was saying about, like, when I have my wedding. And obviously just, like, jokingly, but this would be funny. Like, out of spite, I'm just gonna invite Dario. [01:35:51] Speaker B: Just Dario. Yeah. Don't even forget about the wife. [01:35:53] Speaker A: Yeah. So I have my wife and be like, that's cool. I didn't have a girlfriend at the time. Not even, like, even in the remote time. [01:36:01] Speaker B: My wife did it to some. One of our friends. It was like, listen, I'm not giving you a plus one. Like, she didn't even know he had a boyfriend, but she's like, she put on the return slip, like, oh, I'm gonna bring my boyfriend type thing on the return slip. And my wife, I don't know why she was. I was like, listen, we have so many fucking people comes this wedding, and I wasn't even particularly fond of the friend that much. Okay? Not that I didn't like her, but it wasn't like a big deal. Like, she told her. She called her up and she's like, listen, I didn't invite you for a plus one for a reason. And was like, you just gotta come yourself. Right? That girl is married to this guy for, like, 15 years and has three kids with him. So, like, they go, like, she'll go to, like, stuff, see them, and it's not awkward. It's. I go then. It's obviously awkward now. [01:36:48] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:36:48] Speaker B: Like, we got invited to their wedding. Like, we went to their wedding together after they got married. You know what I mean? So she just completely, like, didn't give this girl a plus one. The girl put the. She's been down with this kid, but she's one of those girls. You never know who she's gonna bring at that time. [01:37:02] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:37:02] Speaker B: So that's how she took it. But now it's like, you didn't invite them to our wedding. You know, you get the Christmas cards that come in. The whole family's together. I wouldn't let them come to the wedding. [01:37:12] Speaker A: It's crazy, I know. Yeah. Well, now at least I get. Now at least I get line. [01:37:18] Speaker B: I would say to us, it wasn't a money thing. It was more about people that you wanted certain people to be together. [01:37:26] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:37:26] Speaker B: You didn't want to be. [01:37:27] Speaker A: I understand. [01:37:28] Speaker B: I say you want to, like, you know, especially if those things shit can get crazy. You see all the fucking stories at a wedding because people are drinking, they getting fucked up. You don't want someone that's gonna be a problem at your wedding. [01:37:37] Speaker A: Those people got fucking. Got fucked up by the cops. All the cops fuck the people up. It was like vice versa. Oh, you mean the woman got dropped by the cop? Remember, they were like, on the cobblestone? [01:37:51] Speaker B: No. Oh, yeah. Oh, wait. Yeah. When she would try to pull his gun. Oh, no. She tried to pull the gun out of his thing. [01:37:57] Speaker A: Oh, my God. Yo, that's right. [01:38:00] Speaker B: Right. You don't know. She tried to pull the gun out of the holster and he went boom. And just knocked her out. [01:38:04] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:38:05] Speaker B: Imagine trying to go for someone's gun. Like a coffee. [01:38:07] Speaker A: I don't know. That's crazy. That's like what Casey Affleck does in that fucking movie. [01:38:11] Speaker B: Yeah, that's good. Funny. [01:38:12] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:38:13] Speaker B: I haven't seen that movie either. [01:38:15] Speaker A: Me neither. [01:38:15] Speaker B: I just don't think I love Oscar movies. Like, anyone. Any movie that wins an oscar. [01:38:20] Speaker A: Not for me, like nine times out of ten, the best movie of the year or best pick, whatever one best picture. I probably think that movie sucks. [01:38:30] Speaker B: And it probably does. [01:38:31] Speaker A: It probably does. Like green silver lining playbook. Like, yeah, get the. [01:38:36] Speaker B: Actually wasn't that bad. That one was okay, out of all of them. I don't like dramas. [01:38:40] Speaker A: Me neither. [01:38:41] Speaker B: I'm an action guy. Action, comedy, action, action, action. I'm trying to entertain myself. A lot of times the dramas don't entertain me unless it's some crime shit. [01:38:51] Speaker A: Listen, you got superpowers. You started fucking fighting supervillains in a extraterrestrial universe. I'm there. Yeah, I'm there. I'm sucking dick to get there, too. [01:39:02] Speaker B: Yeah. No diddy. [01:39:04] Speaker A: All the diddy, to be honest. Top three weddings. Top three pros and cons. [01:39:14] Speaker B: Pros and cons of a wedding. Well, especially this wedding. You're getting the boys back together. [01:39:20] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:39:20] Speaker B: That wedding that you're going to, you're saying is a childhood friend. A lot of those kids you probably haven't seen for a while, or you haven't been all in the same room for a while, you're going to see some people from the past. It's basically like you ignite in high school all over again. [01:39:34] Speaker A: Yeah, a little bit of that, a. [01:39:34] Speaker B: Little bit of that. [01:39:35] Speaker A: College. [01:39:35] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:39:36] Speaker A: So that I went to on college spring break. I went. I went on UMass spring break. [01:39:41] Speaker B: So it's gonna get real jacked up. [01:39:42] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:39:43] Speaker B: There's gonna be some blow in the bathroom. You guys can be gassed up. [01:39:45] Speaker A: There's probably gonna be something. Yeah, someone's probably gonna have cocaine. [01:39:48] Speaker B: So there'll be some cocaine in the bathroom. You'll be having a good time. You'll be jacked up. The pros of a wedding. Listen, all you need. No one gives a fuck. I'm gonna tell you guys, if you're planning a wedding, no one really gives a fuck about the food. There's some of your older relatives that do, but if you get married at a pretty much a young age, no one actually cares or remembers the food. Unless it's like, super bad. [01:40:08] Speaker A: Unless it's bad. [01:40:09] Speaker B: Unless it's like super bad. Like, it has to be like really. [01:40:11] Speaker A: Bad because, like, non edible. [01:40:13] Speaker B: Yes. You have to focus on a few things. A good dj can ruin a wedding. I've been to several weddings where the DJ sucks. And that's it. It's bad. It's as bad as it can get. You need a dj that's not going to listen to people's requests for the most part because most people don't know what they're doing. I've been to weds where they would just play in techno. Don't listen to fucking, you know, the bosnian kid, sometimes when he's asking to play techno music, you just don't do it. Another thing, you need to focus on getting the people booze. So you need to make sure you have extra bartenders and extra setup stations. If you can have something on the table, like wine for some of the older guests and shit. Good, great. You need to focus and you need to really drill it into your receptionist head. We're going to be drinking. Okay. Make sure you go to a place that isn't going to shut you off either, preferably. You want shots? Okay? You want shots at the wedding? Some wedding venues will not even allow shots, but I feel like that's the vibe where you should be able to take shots. So you need a cool wedding vibe. So these are questions you should be asking. No one gives a fuck about your flowers. No one gives a fuck about your lights. No one gives a fuck about how the table is decorated. They definitely don't care if the. If the fucking plant in the middle of the fucking table is too tall or small, they don't care about it. These are the stuff you waste money on. I wasted plenty of money on that. Get it? But you got to get the stuff only people care about is for one thing. It's for a party. [01:41:37] Speaker A: It's for a party. [01:41:38] Speaker B: It's for a party. So the guy that's your job is to make sure that the party's good. Let the broad deal with all the other shit. Don't fight them over tall or small vases and all that shit. [01:41:48] Speaker A: No, I really, I swear, like, I would be honed in on, like, good. Like, I'm going to make sure that the party's good. You aesthetically the look, you can make it look however the fuck you want. I'm going to make sure it's gonna like, this is what's gonna be going down. I am definitely with you on. Check with the venue. Let them know. Yeah, we're here for a good time. [01:42:09] Speaker B: Yeah, we have some big drinkers. We need extra bartenders on. Pay for the extra bartenders. I would not get a venue with different rooms. So get one with a big room if you get separate rooms. I've been to weddings where, like, people are in different rooms. [01:42:22] Speaker A: That sucks. [01:42:23] Speaker B: Sucks when the people go to a mansion. Oh, beautiful. We're in a fucking mansion in Rhode island, but now everyone's in 35 different rooms. [01:42:30] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:42:30] Speaker B: Guess what? No one's having a party at that point. [01:42:33] Speaker A: It's. Now it's just a hangup. [01:42:34] Speaker B: Think potty first, looks second. That's the way I would think of it. Because that's what people are gonna worry about. They're gonna worry about, did they have a good time at this wedding? [01:42:41] Speaker A: So what's the top three cons to having a wet to a wedding, to the party? [01:42:46] Speaker B: I'm just gonna mention to the potty stuff. The potty stuff. Like, if you. If you don't have. If you're waiting a long time for drinks, sucks. If no one's dancing, sucks. You gotta be dancing. You need a good scene. Bada DJ bad. Like, I guess flow of it where, like, you're either in different rooms or whatever. [01:43:08] Speaker A: Layout. [01:43:09] Speaker B: Layout. If you're in different rooms or it's taken a long time to get drinks, that sucks. [01:43:13] Speaker A: Like, it really should just be like dance floor tables in a u around the dance floor. Two bars, I think. Two bars, I think two bars, definitely. [01:43:24] Speaker B: So I actually. So I went to one of the best weddings I've ever seen scene put together. So this is what I'm gonna get. Everything was top notch. The food, the way it was shaped. They had two, three bars. You could get drinks no matter what. Two, three bars. They were passing around, specialty cocktails, everything. They spent so much money on this wedding. I'd say hundreds of thousands of dollars, maybe $200,000. There was a lot of people there. It was one of the most boring weddings I've ever been at because the people that went sucked. They didn't want to dance. So I'm going to say the people that go to the wedding are just as important. You got to set that vibe. They didn't start dancing till 11:00. The DJ didn't put on dance music. They had 35 fucking speeches. No one cares about your fucking speeches, dude. Keep em short, keep em sweet. We don't need dirty speeches. We don't need to hear from the mother, the father, the sister, the cousin, and everybody else, you losers. Okay? People here for one thing. They're here to get drunk, get fucked up, have a good time, and maybe go fuck their wife when they go back home, okay? Don't fucking bore us to death for fucking 12 hours. And don't look at me because I'm slamming fucking hammered. Because I'm slamming fucking jameson on the rocks for fucking 6 hours. And then I'm trying to dance and I'm the only one on the fucking dance floor. And I'm yelling at people like, why is this guy not playing any music? There's 30 minutes of dancing at a wedding. It's stupid. Get everything out early. Get the speeches done early, get the cake out early. We're here to party. That's what we're here for. We're here to party. We've already celebrated. We're already happy that these two get married. Don't make the whole fucking day about you. I know it's your wedding, but don't make the whole fucking about you. [01:44:58] Speaker A: You're asking. On average, you're asking, you know, somewhere around, let's just say 100, 150 people, probably a little bit more. Yeah, sometimes 200, depending on people's families. Everyone's different to come to a certain event celebrating you. Now, I'm not gonna lie. Like, I don't know what Justin and Sabrina have planned out for their wedding. If they have anything at all, it's gonna be the most selfish thing in the fucking world. [01:45:27] Speaker B: If Justin is fully planning it and he's not thinking about the party. Cause that would be something to him. [01:45:32] Speaker A: So isn't he thinking about, like, a costume? [01:45:34] Speaker B: Well, that's fine. I mean, whatever. They're doing a costume thing, fine, but you gotta think it can't. Like, I get it. The day's about them, but you gotta think in your head, like, let's people wanna remember this, get everything out of the fucking way and let's party. Let's be on that dance floor for 3 hours and not get off the dance floor. Stop with this shit. Like, we get to listen to fucking diatribes from people. You don't need that many people talking about you. It's bad. And then something a real they can, when they talk too much, like, the first of all, it's usually the maid of honor. They all think they're funny. Women are not funny, especially when they're talking to people like, it's bad. Make it short, make it sweet. Don't sit up there and tell us about, like, how you guys was so wild in college when you guys sat in the fucking dorm room and like, oh, you watched your lifetime movies. [01:46:23] Speaker A: Heard about how Jill fell for Tommy and lobotomy? [01:46:26] Speaker B: Yes, bro. [01:46:27] Speaker A: Like, you think I'm sitting here in my seat right now, it's wrapped up to the nines so that you can fucking just sit there and blab along. You're right, though. It should be, you know, listen, I should plan weddings. [01:46:40] Speaker B: I swear to God, that's what I should do. I should plan weddings because all. And I would. This would be the first thing I say, guys, no one gives a fuck that this is how it started. No one gives a fuck that you two are getting married. Like we care that they're there. They're already there, so they're happy. They're celebrating you. So let's make it the funnest fucking time it could possibly be. And you will remember that, and your guests will remember that way better than fucking you making it all about yourself. 4 hours of speech. I remember your wedding not dancing till 11:00 it's embarrassing. Give them food afterwards too. Give them food after the fucking time. Have a sausage cart. Beautiful. Have the sausage card after. Bend at that slide is something at the end. [01:47:20] Speaker A: People would smash that. We. So it's an. It's an early wedding. So it's 430 on a Friday in Menden. Okay. [01:47:28] Speaker B: Okay. So you're taking the day off, obviously. You gotta get up there. [01:47:32] Speaker A: Yeah. My car's gonna be leaving no later than like 910 o'clock on Friday in the morning. [01:47:37] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. Hotel. [01:47:39] Speaker A: Yes. [01:47:40] Speaker B: Perfect. [01:47:41] Speaker A: He did like a block. Like almost like everyone. [01:47:43] Speaker B: Yeah, you gotta do that. [01:47:48] Speaker A: 430. The things like four. It's probably ceremony is like 430 to 530. And then the function, I think maybe. Maybe it's a little bit different than that. Maybe it's like six to ten. You have the space. [01:47:58] Speaker B: Yep. [01:47:58] Speaker A: And then we rented an after room from 1030 to 130 in the morning. [01:48:03] Speaker B: Yeah, perfect. [01:48:04] Speaker A: Yeah, it works. [01:48:05] Speaker B: You got to do the after room too. More food there. You got to give you guys, I. [01:48:09] Speaker A: Need a room about like this big so everyone's close in buffs, buffet style. Get chicken fingers, frieden, you know, like. [01:48:17] Speaker B: Anything more hotels should do that because what's gonna happen is we're having an afterparty no matter what. So it's either gonna be in three, four hotel rooms. So you better block off an entire floor for us, or it's gonna be in three, four hotel rooms and it's gonna be a fucking madhouse. Or just give us a fucking function room. Give us the function room. [01:48:36] Speaker A: Yeah. Cut half of it off. [01:48:37] Speaker B: Cut half it off. Then all your noise is at the bottom level. No one. No one's usually on the bottom level. [01:48:42] Speaker A: Yep. [01:48:43] Speaker B: So other people can't complain. So more hotels should do that. And maybe they'll make some money. They'll make some money off of, you know, chicken fingers, all that shit food. Feed the people that. That's. I should plan weddings. If I planned everybody's wedding, you guys be okay because. No, I get it. I'm not gonna see those details. [01:49:02] Speaker A: I could throw a really good wedding, too. I like to throw parties. [01:49:04] Speaker B: It's not difficult. I would tell you right now, don't waste your money on a fucking mansion in Rhode island or a mansion. That's why bond weddings are fun. Because it's all one room. [01:49:14] Speaker A: Bond wedding, though, that I went to, cut me off, which was crazy. And I wasn't even that. Fuck. [01:49:18] Speaker B: But you get real sloppy. [01:49:20] Speaker A: I wasn't. [01:49:20] Speaker B: You get sloppy, Joe. [01:49:21] Speaker A: I wasn't. I wasn't. I do get sloppy, which is like, bad. I fell. I've fallen asleep before and then woken back. [01:49:27] Speaker B: And here's a little trick. Trick to the trade, guys. This is what I did. My wedding. And I do this at every wedding I go to. I've never been cut off in my life. Because the first time I walk into a wedding, ask anybody that knows. Doesn't matter if it's open bar or not. That bartender's gonna. A hundo. He gets a hundo. I walk in, hand him $100. I say, here, take care of me all night. Perfect. They serve me after they close the bar. They keep serving me. That's number one. You never get cut off. And guess what? I should be cut off. But I'm always sleeping at a wedding. I'm always sleeping over. When I've never once driven home from a wedding. I piss my pants at weddings. That's just a known fact. So we're getting crazy at a wedding. But that's what. What you do. So at my wedding, what I did was I greased everybody. I went to, every bartender, gave them a couple hundred dollars. I said, here, take care of this. The wedding planner girl, 400 off the rip. Guess who's running the whole entire show? They have a program coordinator at every single venue. $400. My aunt was throwing up on the fucking table and they were serving everybody. You grease everybody because guess what? They're not going to shut you down if you grease the people. Listen, guys, everyone's staying in a hotel. We got shuttle buses. Don't worry about it. No one's driving home. Home. Here's $400. That's what you got to do with a wedding. Grease the fucking program coordinator and the bartenders, and they'll never cut you off, so I'm never cut you off. [01:50:47] Speaker A: I'm a walk in there, and I'm gonna walk in there, and if it's. [01:50:51] Speaker B: An open bar, dude, give at least $50. [01:50:53] Speaker A: At least $50. [01:50:54] Speaker B: You go give that first and go to that bartender. Keep going to the same fucking bartender every time. That's just anywhere. [01:51:00] Speaker A: I wouldn't go to anybody. I wouldn't go to anybody else, to be honest. I'm just trying to see they're gonna do. [01:51:05] Speaker B: You know how many times they do that? They do that for me. Even at, like, the garden. I'll go to the same bartender, tip them heavy. Tip them heavy. [01:51:11] Speaker A: Really? [01:51:11] Speaker B: Yep. And they'll stood. They'll keep that fucking tap on so it doesn't matter where you go. [01:51:15] Speaker A: Bus shows up, 345. We'll leave it for ceremony. Starts at 430. Show up, get drunk, have fun till 945. Bus home 10:00 p.m. after party, 1030 to one, the hotel lobby. Nice. All right, cool. But, yeah. [01:51:30] Speaker B: So do you got your own hotel room or you sharing it with somebody? [01:51:32] Speaker A: Sharing it with a few of the boys. [01:51:34] Speaker B: Okay. Your own hotel room. I'd say you tell your girl, come up to the hotel after. I'm gonna be real fucked up, though. [01:51:40] Speaker A: I know. I just feel like maybe. I feel bad making her drive. Yeah, yeah, no, she'll be in Puerto Rico. She's taken off Puerto Rico. Her 19 year old cousin opened up his own barbecue joint down there. Yeah, that's kind of cool. He's, like, nasty with the smoker and. [01:51:57] Speaker B: Well, it sucks that she didn't bring you, invite you to that, because that's because she didn't think you was safe at all. [01:52:02] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. I didn't make it to the second puerto rican trip. I wouldn't be able to go, though. I can't. I can't travel like that. [01:52:09] Speaker B: No, it's too much money. [01:52:11] Speaker A: Girls got all time in their schedule planned out and shit. Yeah. Nah, that's so much money. [01:52:15] Speaker B: It's too much money. All right, what else we got? We got anything else? [01:52:19] Speaker A: That's, that. That about, that about wraps us, John. I mean, I got everything. We got Pat's update. I think the, uh, what do you think the Patriots game, Tavia, what do you think will, how it'll go? [01:52:31] Speaker B: I think he's going to throw for a couple hundred yards. I think he's going to have two touchdowns and probably an interception because, you know, it's going to happen. [01:52:38] Speaker A: Okay. [01:52:39] Speaker B: Texans are pretty good, so he might even throw for a lock because he's going to have to throw for a lot. I think they're going to score a good amount of points. [01:52:45] Speaker A: Right? [01:52:46] Speaker B: Who knows that? We do have a good d. So we'll see. [01:52:49] Speaker A: Have you ever almost hit somebody with your car? [01:52:52] Speaker B: Yes. I hit people a lot lately. I don't know if there's something wrong with me. For some reason, my car, I'm not seeing lower cars over my car, so I've hit people in drive thrus lately. I don't know if I've talked about that. [01:53:04] Speaker A: No, you don't have to talk about that. [01:53:07] Speaker B: But that I'm just not seeing underneath me a little bit. So I don't know if I got to raise my seat or what's going on a little bit, or maybe I just have to get my head out of my ass, one of those two things. So have I ever hit a person? No, I've never hit a person. I've almost got hit before, and I've definitely done the Hulk smash on, on the hood. Double handed? Yes, double handed. Like, boom. [01:53:32] Speaker A: Do you believe people that park bad should get shot? [01:53:36] Speaker B: I think that's the very least that should happen. I think someone in their family should get dittied. Like, someone that, you know, that they love near and dear. Like, sometimes I'm guilty of it, though. Like, I was like, oh, that's a bad pock drop. But I usually go and fix it. [01:53:50] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:53:51] Speaker B: Like, sometimes I'll be, like, hammering the line. I'll come in crooked a little bit. I'm an end guy. I go to an end cap, I will look, I would drive. I'll walk further. I like an end spot. I like to get out where I on my side. I have no one next to me. [01:54:04] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:54:05] Speaker B: So if I'm going, I'm driving into the end spot. I have no one next to me. [01:54:08] Speaker A: Yep. Yep. I agree. Or I like to back in. But since I leave, you've driven in the back of my accomplice. It's, like, very compact. So, like, you got a park normal for. [01:54:18] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, that's tough because it's probably a set amount. [01:54:20] Speaker A: Person. One person parked like this, and another possible person parked in the lines like you both scumbags. I'm hitting both your cars. I just want, you know, I'm hitting both your car. [01:54:28] Speaker B: Well, that's real fucked up because that's neighbors shit. I think in a neighbor spot, that's even more disrespectful. [01:54:34] Speaker A: It is. [01:54:34] Speaker B: Park like a piece of shit. Okay. You're going into fucking Starbucks to go get your thing, and you're on the line. That's different. You're in and out, but overnight, you parked like that. That's how you wake up with, like, 35 flat tires. Like I would do it for seven days in a row. You fix your tires, we're gonna. We're gonna make them flat again. [01:54:49] Speaker A: Right? [01:54:49] Speaker B: That's what you should be doing. [01:54:50] Speaker A: I should probably be leaning on that. [01:54:52] Speaker B: Yeah. Or get some kerosene. Get some kerosene, put it on the windshield and light the whole fucking thing on fire. That tells you too. Just let it. Let it burn. Walk away like the joker. [01:55:04] Speaker A: Once again, no one cares that it's Justin's birthday more than Joe. Justin. Justin not present today on the show. No call, no show. [01:55:12] Speaker B: Yep. [01:55:12] Speaker A: Also thought that we weren't recording for some reason. We've been having a great time. Joker, Joker. Two consensus out. Movies, trash. Sure. Yes. That fucking stuff. Weddings. [01:55:26] Speaker B: It's all about the party. [01:55:27] Speaker A: It's all about the party. [01:55:28] Speaker B: No one gives a fuck about anything else. No one's gonna remember anything else. [01:55:31] Speaker A: No one cares that you're actually getting married. [01:55:33] Speaker B: When are you getting married? When is this thing. Is it this weekend or next weekend? [01:55:36] Speaker A: Next Friday. Oh, a week from today. Today's Friday. [01:55:41] Speaker B: Nice. [01:55:41] Speaker A: Yep, yep. That'll be a good time for Thursday. [01:55:44] Speaker B: I love weddings. [01:55:45] Speaker A: I know I haven't been the best dude. I got a kind of a great setup, too. It's not too crazy. It's inspired by a famous person. So the look. So that's nice. I'm gonna try and replicate it. [01:55:56] Speaker B: So my guess, I'm gonna say. My guess is you're going loafers. No socks. Tighter, tighter pants. A little bit. Is that. Is that what you're doing? [01:56:04] Speaker A: I wasn't. I didn't know what to do with the shoes, to be honest. I'm not a huge no sock loafer guy. Cause I'm gonna be dancing a lot. [01:56:10] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:56:11] Speaker A: And I think it's just a recipe for shit. [01:56:13] Speaker B: They're gonna stink. Is that what you're saying? [01:56:15] Speaker A: That or there's complete blisters. [01:56:18] Speaker B: Yeah, that could be. That could definitely be it. [01:56:20] Speaker A: You know, you gotta make sure you. [01:56:21] Speaker B: Got good footwear on. Cause you're gonna be dancing like a retard. [01:56:26] Speaker A: Yes. [01:56:27] Speaker B: Yes. [01:56:27] Speaker A: Yep. [01:56:29] Speaker B: I feel like I was just gonna say something about this wedding, and now I forget. [01:56:35] Speaker A: Gonna ask me to do something, probably. [01:56:38] Speaker B: No. No. [01:56:40] Speaker A: And then turns out I am her person. So back on love light, green light. [01:56:45] Speaker B: Yeah. So everyone that was, like, worried about it in the comment section, they're back. There's no need to worry about it. I'm sure this is gonna last a very, very long time. And we're gonna be going to his wedding one day. [01:56:56] Speaker A: That's gonna be. That's gonna be the plan. [01:56:58] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:56:58] Speaker A: And guess what? I'm having Al plan my wedding. [01:57:02] Speaker B: That's it. We're gonna party. [01:57:03] Speaker A: That's it. [01:57:05] Speaker B: That's it. [01:57:05] Speaker A: I'm just gonna tell my wife I don't. We don't need a wedding plan and nothing. [01:57:09] Speaker B: We don't need nothing. [01:57:10] Speaker A: What is it? I got Al. [01:57:11] Speaker B: I honestly think the dj is one of the most important things in the world. [01:57:14] Speaker A: It really is. I want an. That is where I will spend the most, most, most amount of money. I don't give a fuck about food. I swear to God. You'll eat rotisserie. If it's up to me, I'll have my mother cook the food. [01:57:27] Speaker B: Oh, rotisserie chicken. Dude, that would fucking slap. Yeah. [01:57:31] Speaker A: Mac and cheese broth, broccoli, mashed potatoes. And some rot in a roasted Nico's. [01:57:37] Speaker B: Wedding brought to you by Boston market cornbread. [01:57:43] Speaker A: Who's saying no to that in a cookie? [01:57:46] Speaker B: Yeah, dude. No. It's all about the wedding. They put shit around the DJ's. Yet a good dj. Some DJ's sucked so bad. [01:57:52] Speaker A: And some DJ's talk too much too. [01:57:54] Speaker B: Which is the worst. Yeah, you can't. You need a good mix. [01:57:57] Speaker A: Can't be a fucking dickhead like that. But we'll keep you updated next week. Actually, no. We'll have another episode, probably before. [01:58:05] Speaker B: Let's hope I can get this out quick enough. [01:58:08] Speaker A: We'll see. [01:58:09] Speaker B: We'll see. [01:58:10] Speaker A: I don't know if Justin's on the show actually anymore. Just might be a two man double barrel. [01:58:14] Speaker B: It could be for a while because he's acting like a cunt, so. [01:58:17] Speaker A: All right, everyone. [01:58:18] Speaker B: All right. Keep it clean. Fuck you, fodsucker. Per usual. [01:58:29] Speaker A: You twist on your side. [01:58:37] Speaker B: You don't. [01:58:52] Speaker A: Have it.