Ep. 100 | Solar System

[00:00:45] Speaker A: All right, guys, welcome to Bad Brain podcasts. We are on episode 199 more than. [00:00:54] Speaker B: Anyone thought they were gonna have. [00:00:55] Speaker C: Fuck the fuck. [00:00:56] Speaker D: We made it, yo. [00:00:58] Speaker A: We made it, yo. [00:01:00] Speaker D: Alex Jaworski. Suck our hogs, bitch. [00:01:03] Speaker A: Cause we here for this episode, we will be going back to the basics. We got the OG crew. We have our guest cousin, one of the nicest guys on the planet, Mark Lewis. Let's give Mako a how are you? [00:01:22] Speaker B: How I am. [00:01:23] Speaker C: I'm so happy that I was able to stay on this podcast the entire way through and make it all the way to the hundredth episode. [00:01:28] Speaker B: He hasn't missed an episode. [00:01:30] Speaker C: There were times where I thought ahead. I thought I like branching out and doing my own thing. Just so glad that I ended up riding it out. Justin, you know what I'm saying? [00:01:37] Speaker A: I think you did a tremendous job. [00:01:39] Speaker C: It really feels great to be at this milestone with you guys and just to be steadfast along the way. My loyalty never, never faltered, not once again. You think things sometimes, and then you're like, you know what? Nah, I'm staying aboard this shit. [00:01:53] Speaker A: Really close to quitting. But I'm so glad that we. We were able to rope you in. I think you add, like, you know, some tremendous points to this podcast, and we're really lucky to have you. [00:02:04] Speaker C: Yeah. I mean, I turned down copious amounts of money to do my own show, and it's at that point you're like, would I rather make money, or would I rather stay on my family's podcast and just make absolutely nothing? No. And actually spend money, lose money. You lose money. Net loss, to be honest with you. And then I was. Yeah, just living the red. It's like, do you, like, do you prefer green or red? I'm like, you know what? Red's a little more intimate, bonesy. I think I'm gonna stick it out on this plot. You know what I'm saying? [00:02:32] Speaker B: I noticed we just bought another camera. [00:02:34] Speaker D: So we're real negative, right? [00:02:38] Speaker C: If Al finds a way to sell to resell the cigars, he gets sent by foundation cigars, this pod might be able to, like, turn, like, a big time profit out there. At least get even. I wish, you know what I'm saying? [00:02:49] Speaker B: I wish they would send me cigars. I, like, would fucking love that. [00:02:52] Speaker A: Like I said, we are gonna be going back to the basics. And what I mean by that is, if you've been following us for a while or watching, we used to play a lot of games. [00:03:03] Speaker D: Yes. [00:03:04] Speaker A: We used to play trivia. We used to do fucking drafts. [00:03:09] Speaker B: Drafts. [00:03:10] Speaker C: Yeah. Great drafts. [00:03:11] Speaker A: We had some great drafts back in the day. We also. What else did we used to do? [00:03:17] Speaker C: That's really a trivia draft. [00:03:19] Speaker A: Music trivia. We used to do. I don't know if we're going to. [00:03:21] Speaker D: Do music trivia today, but we used to. We did a lot of. So we used to have a lot of segments. Segments were nice. We did have the gambling corner for a little bit. [00:03:31] Speaker B: That's gone that last. [00:03:32] Speaker C: Thank God. [00:03:33] Speaker B: One week, 35 seconds. [00:03:36] Speaker C: The gambling. The gambling corner turned into a gambling club really quick. [00:03:40] Speaker D: Then Justin told me to find a more original idea. [00:03:45] Speaker B: He did trivia. That was so crazy. [00:03:49] Speaker C: That's fucking crazy. [00:03:50] Speaker D: But, hey, listen, I'm glad that we're all back. So I will say for the hundredth episode, I thought that it would be a good idea that we all do something that's relative to 100. That's an unbelievable Lego character. We should have that on camera. [00:04:05] Speaker C: I just noticed that. And when you say all, you mean you and l. Yeah, because Dustin's like bubble boy. [00:04:12] Speaker D: He can't fucking do anything to help. [00:04:13] Speaker B: He can't eat. He can't eat. [00:04:14] Speaker C: I've been dealing with. I think. I think I. To be fair, I also think I have Gerd. Now, to be honest with you, I've been. [00:04:20] Speaker D: Self inflicted wound. That's on you. But, yeah. So what I thought would be a smart idea in a fast track to diabetes, I'm gonna eat 100 oreos. And I chose three different flavors. I went with limited edition mint chocolate chip ice cream. You guys know how I feel about that original double stuff. And then I did this for. Al knows I'm a dark guy, so we're going with the dark chocolate as well. [00:04:47] Speaker B: Yeah, he loves doc. Dark things. Doc wants. So women. [00:04:50] Speaker D: Leave it or not, though, this my. [00:04:53] Speaker B: Little piece that you're running away. [00:04:54] Speaker D: Well, really my little piece. Why would you. Still some respect. I'm eventually gonna have to say again that I do have a podcast with my family. I haven't told her that yet. I just wanna let you know that. [00:05:03] Speaker B: Can I ask you, is that why you took the. Took the link audio bio and D. D. Linked your name on the bad brain podcast? You can't Instagram profile. [00:05:13] Speaker D: No, I don't think that. I even never did that. [00:05:18] Speaker B: You're definitely unlinked. [00:05:19] Speaker D: No. [00:05:20] Speaker B: Yeah. Yes, you did. I think he got mad. I said he doesn't want to admit it. [00:05:24] Speaker A: You can't. You're an unclickable link now. [00:05:29] Speaker C: Well, you just. Not even a link. Yeah, you're not even thinking. [00:05:33] Speaker D: You guys beat me, bro. That's not even my name. You added another underscore. Is that where you were going with that? [00:05:40] Speaker B: No, dude, I swear to God, you've. [00:05:41] Speaker C: Been on there for you guys, if you put in the wrong fucking Instagram. No, let me see Nico. [00:05:53] Speaker D: Fucking Nico. Let me see my profile, you jerk off it. [00:05:57] Speaker A: Guys, can I tell you exactly what happened? [00:05:59] Speaker B: This is what happened. Justin's right on. [00:06:01] Speaker A: Can I tell you exactly what happened? [00:06:02] Speaker B: We didn't even talk about this before either. [00:06:06] Speaker C: God, it is the wrong. [00:06:08] Speaker A: Yeah, can I tell you exactly what happened? Nico changed his fucking Instagram profile to my Mark Lewis is my brother. [00:06:19] Speaker C: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember this. Yeah, yeah. Okay, that's. That's. Yeah, okay. Justin has found what we call the caveat. [00:06:25] Speaker B: Okay, see, I took it as like he got mad because you shit on his Sunday service. [00:06:30] Speaker D: Good idea. [00:06:31] Speaker A: No, I don't think. He's not. He's not as petty as I am. Because that's something. That's something I would do. Yeah, I would say that. I think I hit the nail right on the fucking head. He changed his Instagram profile. Then when you change it back, maybe you couldn't get it. [00:06:48] Speaker D: I could. You're right. Wow, that's a good call. [00:06:51] Speaker A: I didn't even call me Detective Bone daddy from now on. [00:06:54] Speaker B: Oh, so your Instagram handle changed. [00:06:57] Speaker D: I dropped an underscore. That's why it's not like that. Yeah, I changed it back. [00:07:02] Speaker B: I can't fucking deal with you and your fucking life. Just in general. Well, go puts fucking seven out of school. [00:07:10] Speaker C: I hate when people. Kyle Murray. [00:07:12] Speaker D: That's where I got the idea from. [00:07:14] Speaker C: Taking any idea from Kyler Murray. [00:07:16] Speaker B: Nico, he's a terrible. He's a terrible quarterback. [00:07:19] Speaker A: Another midget. [00:07:20] Speaker B: He's heights match up. Five, four each. I get it. [00:07:25] Speaker D: Complexion too. [00:07:26] Speaker A: So al, you actually. Your 100 is what? [00:07:30] Speaker B: 100 slices of prosciutto. It equals about three pounds of prosciutto. I got a fucking dog. [00:07:36] Speaker C: What do you guys get out of doing that? I don't understand what this is, this pod. [00:07:40] Speaker B: What are you for coming here? [00:07:42] Speaker C: Nothing. I'm losing everything. I can only lose from coming on this show. This is a lose lose situation for me, pal. [00:07:49] Speaker B: Gonna start it up. [00:07:50] Speaker D: All right? So right off the rip, I just want everyone to know if they're clip this, you're getting scammed if you buy this minty opposed to the mint chocolate once they already have. It's the same fucking Oreo. That's crazy. But I'm still gonna eat them. These should be on ice. You should have these colds. [00:08:11] Speaker B: How the fuck did I do? [00:08:12] Speaker A: So here's another episode where you're just gonna have to listen to these two retards eat the whole. [00:08:17] Speaker B: That is true. [00:08:18] Speaker A: It's like, how many complaints do we normally get about them? Two? Eating is just ridiculous. [00:08:24] Speaker C: What? That's like. What? That just stuck to the whole. What the fuck is that, man? [00:08:30] Speaker A: Dude, you're better off just rolling it into a ball and just eating it. [00:08:33] Speaker C: Yeah, legit. One big rollatini. [00:08:36] Speaker A: No other option. Look at this. [00:08:38] Speaker B: So here's my game plan. I didn't eat breakfast. The first. The first bit I'm gonna enjoy. So we're gonna eat it slow. Then we're gonna be rolling into a ball. [00:08:45] Speaker C: Is that the parmel? [00:08:46] Speaker B: Yes. You can't have any because it's counted out. [00:08:49] Speaker C: I'm. No, I'm good. I'm good on my prosciutto fix for right now. Okay. So anyways. Yeah, legit. Yeah, it legit does Al. Looks like fucking Anthony Hopkins escaping out. [00:09:05] Speaker B: Of the honest guys. [00:09:06] Speaker A: Did you get a hair? [00:09:07] Speaker D: I don't see this. [00:09:08] Speaker A: You look real handsome. [00:09:09] Speaker C: Thanks, pal. Appreciate it. Yeah, no, I. Well, the hairs grown back now. [00:09:14] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:09:14] Speaker A: Looks good. [00:09:15] Speaker C: I'm almost. I'm almost fully back. Yeah, I'm almost fully back. I'll be back. [00:09:19] Speaker A: Five right now. [00:09:19] Speaker C: I'll be back. What did you say? [00:09:20] Speaker B: I don't even think you're there. [00:09:21] Speaker C: Wait, what'd you say, John? [00:09:24] Speaker A: Five slices of prosciutto. [00:09:26] Speaker C: Is he right? Yeah. Is, um. What was I going to say? No, it'll be fully back in by, like, spring this year, so it'll be nice. [00:09:35] Speaker A: You did something for yourself I'm proud of. You did a really good job. [00:09:38] Speaker C: Yeah, I. Listen, if you get the opportunity to do it and it's something you feel like you want to do, just do. I wanted to keep my hair. I love. I love having hair. I don't want to lose. I didn't want to lose my shit. I love lamp, and I just didn't want to. I wanted it. Oreos. Are you guys gonna, like, laugh on your tits about the food you're eating the entire time? [00:09:57] Speaker D: I mean, like. [00:09:58] Speaker C: Like, is this what you're gonna contribute to the hundredth episode? Is Niko being like, the Oreos? And it's just like, yo, there's a duck. [00:10:06] Speaker A: The kid loves Oreos. Niko, you actually just went on a trip. We'd like to hear a little bit about it. Niko, let's give a little backstory here. Nico. [00:10:17] Speaker B: Nico met abroad. He met like 6 seconds. [00:10:21] Speaker A: He met this girl at work. They went out on one date. The kid text me one day, 20 minutes before we fucking close the restaurant. If you can bring his date, Danny. [00:10:29] Speaker D: Justin told me no. [00:10:30] Speaker A: I said absolutely not. We're about to close. [00:10:32] Speaker B: Wow. [00:10:33] Speaker C: I respect that moved up. I respect that move, Justin. I respect the move. [00:10:37] Speaker D: Your father told me to go to la familia. I text Justin as soon as I left it. Justin told me no. [00:10:42] Speaker C: I respect it. I respect that Justin hangs uncle Al out to dry. Like Justin. No regard for anybody else. [00:10:50] Speaker A: Family at the house? [00:10:51] Speaker C: Yes. [00:10:52] Speaker A: Was Alby's birthday party? I had not Albie's birthday party. There was a tomatoes I can't really see waiting for me. The baby, she's like, I'm falling asleep. I'm like, just hang in there, honey. I'll be there soon. All of a sudden, nico text me fucking. Oh, can I come there at nine? We just want to have like desserts and drinks. I'm like, no. [00:11:15] Speaker C: Yeah, I agree with it. No, no, I agree with it a lot. I agree. Just. I'm totally on board with it. [00:11:20] Speaker D: Well, Justin, thankfully for you saying no, I ended up going somewhere else, obviously around the corner. And we've hit the Runway ever since. [00:11:28] Speaker B: So you went somewhere else? [00:11:31] Speaker C: No. [00:11:31] Speaker B: Did you do something with the bathroom or something? [00:11:34] Speaker A: Do I ever tell you? No. [00:11:35] Speaker B: Oh, okay. Can I ask this question first? How serious is like, are we allowed to joke at all? Because I don't want it to be like, people get serious. She listens into it. [00:11:45] Speaker D: Well, you just don't see anything, like absolutely like ridiculously vulgar and like, you know, offensive me. [00:11:50] Speaker B: So like, what's her pussy look like? [00:11:51] Speaker C: What does she look like naked? [00:11:53] Speaker B: Okay, I'm trying to find the barrier. [00:11:55] Speaker D: Trying to find the gap. [00:11:56] Speaker B: That's it. [00:11:57] Speaker D: Let's, let's chill with that stuff. [00:11:59] Speaker B: Okay, so sexual stuff we obviously don't want to be. [00:12:01] Speaker D: Yeah, let's not do that. [00:12:02] Speaker C: Let's talk about sex, baby. No, I'm kidding. I. [00:12:06] Speaker D: Well, yeah, keep going. Just. [00:12:09] Speaker A: Mako, when you meet this girl, don't ask her what Nico is like in bed. If I can give you any advice. [00:12:15] Speaker C: No, I'm. Yeah, I was planning on avoiding that for my own mental health reasons. Yeah, I don't want. I was planning on. I was planning on talking about anything else, but. But what was I gonna say? I know. Well, listen, it sounds like this girl has her shit together for Alan Justin's peace of mind here. She's a fucking nurse. I gave him the whole, you know, where do you see yourself in five years? So the girls, not looking to waste any time from what it sounds like. And very focused. Very. [00:12:47] Speaker B: I'm going to be honest, I've never heard someone, well, not in a long time at this age, meet someone like, we're talking 12 hours, and then go on a vacation. Yeah, you like, she's lucky Nico's half normal and, like, he is retarded. But, yeah, if she was. If he was anything, she would have been. [00:13:02] Speaker C: I feel like this happened in 1988. [00:13:05] Speaker B: Yeah, I know you're a good time. [00:13:07] Speaker A: Nobody's saying you're definitely a good time. For sure. You know how to have fun. [00:13:12] Speaker D: I was off. I was definitely caught off guard after, obviously, like, talking to each other. Just happened up, going back and forth like we seen. Went up to dinner two days later, I knew she was going to Mexico. She had it planned. Like, you know how these nurses have a plan. Like, it's almost like they plan out their whole year. So she said she was going to Mexico, and she was like, they going to. She's going to Mexico. It was back to back weekends, like, one with one girl and then one with the rest of her girlfriends. So, you know, a different reason, I guess she ended up dropping that. I still never even asked because I didn't. Didn't even want to, like, get involved. It was like, yeah, why didn't. Why didn't that work out? She then said she was like, hey, could you get Saturday off? I was thinking about doing a trip or, like, hanging out for the weekend. Now I took that. It's like, all right, probably gonna go to, like, Kennebunkport, Maine. [00:13:59] Speaker A: Yeah. You're gonna do a day trip, something like that, right? Totally. [00:14:02] Speaker D: Maybe I'm gonna go to New Hampshire for a couple, like, two nights and then come home Monday morning or something like that. Because we both are working. She. The next question was, do you have a passport? I said, passport? [00:14:15] Speaker C: What the fuck? [00:14:16] Speaker D: Like, where am I going? She's like, oh, well, the Dominican Republic. I was looking at Paris, Aruba. I'm like, wait a minute. [00:14:23] Speaker B: What? [00:14:24] Speaker D: And now I'm not deterred at all. You know me, I got. I got a high on, like, the love kick. Cause I'm like, yo, where's this been? This is kind of crazy. Yeah, you know, so he's already dropping love. I'm ready to go. No, like, listen, love train, I gotta wait to say, you know, hey, I love you. That's. Yeah, you better wait for that I'm big on waiting on that. That can wait. Any who want to go on a trip. Hell, yeah. I'm down. What are we doing here? In the next 48 hours, we will book flights for Puerto Rico. Unbelievable time. Great time. And so what did you do there? So we got down there. We went to. We went to La Placita. La Placita is like, think about the feast, but think about Puerto Rico. So in Puerto Rico, you're able to drink on the street. No one can say anything to you. Oh, no one can say anything to you. And so it's like a big. It's almost like a b or a p kind of shape. And you kind of go around. You can walk up to bars and order drinks and empanadas and take them and walk around, or you can enter the bar, obviously, and get jiggy with it. We did it all. I got taught how to salsa. That was fucking awesome. That was a blast. I sucked at it for the most part, but it was lost. [00:15:41] Speaker B: Someone that fancies himself as a dancer, you can't even salsa. I could salsa as a joke. [00:15:48] Speaker D: No, you can't. [00:15:49] Speaker B: Yes, I can. [00:15:49] Speaker C: Like, you can't salsa. Probably the more you can't salsa. Probably, like, the legitimate way. [00:15:54] Speaker B: And I've seen, along came Pauly. [00:15:56] Speaker D: I know. Locust. [00:15:57] Speaker B: Both those things. I saw, along came Paul. [00:16:00] Speaker C: I feel like a long came Pauly gets forgotten, like, a little bit too much, and it's. But then again, no, it doesn't, because the whole Philip Seymour Hoffman thing, like, keeps it alive. [00:16:11] Speaker B: Yeah, that's what I would put. Justin reminds me, Justin's playa comp is Philip Seymour Hoffman. [00:16:17] Speaker C: Yeah, Sandy Lyle. Yeah, Sandy Lyle. Yeah. [00:16:21] Speaker A: Like, but that reminds me of, like, niko on a date with this girl. Like, yeah. She's like, oh, do you like spicy food? And, like, he really doesn't, but, like, because he's on the date with her, we'll go anyways, and then just completely suffer. [00:16:34] Speaker D: You know what's so funny, Justin? I've eaten some shit that I've never eaten in 29 fucking years of life. And inside of a month, I've eaten onions, peppers, three different types of vegetables that I've never had before. [00:16:49] Speaker C: Broccoli, carrots, and fucking tomatoes. [00:16:51] Speaker B: He did. Like, he ate fucking, like, kangaroo filets. [00:16:54] Speaker C: Exactly. Guys, I'm out here eating pineapples and shit. This is fucking crazy, pal. [00:17:00] Speaker D: And shot pineapple. I never have pineapple to begin with, but shot pineapple. [00:17:04] Speaker C: Like, he's catching wild squidgesthe. [00:17:06] Speaker B: He's a child. [00:17:07] Speaker A: Just he usually am a child. Like, he eats chicken fingers and fucking fried food. [00:17:14] Speaker D: I wasn't allowed to eat that on this trip. [00:17:15] Speaker A: I think I might be in love with her. [00:17:17] Speaker B: What do you mean you weren't allowed to eat it? [00:17:19] Speaker D: Well, we try to, like, really stress the fact, like, eating. Eat, like, traditional puerto rican food. It's good. Like, it's really good. It's not like we eat and we're fucking eating some weird shit. Like, we all went to. We went to nice places. So she was like, yo, try to, like, try and try traditional dishes. So I did. Yeah, like, you guys ever have. [00:17:35] Speaker A: Are you in love with her? Is that what's happening? [00:17:38] Speaker B: No, he is. [00:17:39] Speaker D: I'm not. I'm not, like, in love with her. It's just kind of nice to date somebody and be with somebody. I'm 29, 20. I'm gonna be 30 next Friday. Like, I. We talked about this. Like, obviously, there's things that I want to do in life. I'm done with fucking. [00:17:54] Speaker A: Nico is ready to settle down is what I'm saying. [00:17:58] Speaker D: I'm good. [00:17:59] Speaker C: There's things I want to do in life, like starting a got. Yeah, like what? [00:18:05] Speaker D: I got to get my teeth fixed. He is health insurance. Wait, so he's kind of pissed about that because she's a nurse. [00:18:11] Speaker A: So did you have teeth in the whole time you were there? [00:18:16] Speaker D: Yeah. So the teeth. [00:18:17] Speaker A: Does she know you don't have teeth? [00:18:19] Speaker D: Yes, the teeth thing got found out before we even went away. [00:18:24] Speaker A: And how. How did that go? Can you give us a little story of how that. [00:18:29] Speaker D: So I made her. I made a reservation to a restaurant. She wanted to call me up and tell me that she actually hated the restaurant that she wanted to go to because she didn't even look at the menu. And it was a spanish tapas aisle restaurant. Now, I just got out of the shower. I went to go answer the facetime. I was looking down at it. When I looked down at my phone, I didn't have my teeth, and I seen a black gap, and I seen that she was looking right up at the camera. So I me, I'm like, dude, there's no doubt in my mind. She just seen me with no teeth. Like, there's no fucking shot in hell. We go out later that night, she comes back in the car, she finds the. You weren't here for tomatoes. I bought, like, perma derm dental cream. Oh, that was the dry permader. [00:19:12] Speaker A: Are you telling me? [00:19:15] Speaker D: And she was like, what is this for? And I literally got it. And we were on, like, on a street. And I just humped it out the window. I was like, nothing. It's for nothing. And she was like, wait a minute. Smile and look at me. And then she noticed I had a chip in my tooth. And she goes, I go, all right, while we're here, fuck it. I popped them right out. She was like, I fucking knew it. I knew it. I'm not crazy. I'm like, what? She's like, I just want to make sure I'm not crazy. I knew that you didn't have teeth in early. When I called you. I was just like, oh, all right. She's like, no, I'm just. I'm more happy that I know that I'm not crazy and wasn't seeing shit and imagining shit. You should. [00:19:51] Speaker A: I mean, if she didn't like you because you didn't have fucking teeth and she's a loser. [00:19:56] Speaker C: Well, especially when you can put in fake ones. [00:19:59] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:20:00] Speaker C: If you just don't have fake teeth and they're just walking around with no teeth in your mouth, I'd be like, no, I'm fucking good. [00:20:06] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:20:06] Speaker C: Cause you just look like a homeless piece of shit. Like, that's just ridiculous. Yeah. [00:20:09] Speaker D: She advised me to probably not do it a lot as often in public. Right now, I'm definitely gonna do. I can't eat oreos with those. [00:20:17] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, you gotta live your life, bro. [00:20:19] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:20:20] Speaker A: What are you gonna do? Walk around like, fucking. [00:20:22] Speaker D: And we'll go. We'll keep going on the trip. Then we went on a rainforest excursion. Very dangerous. I probably could have killed myself, but I didn't fall. That was good. You go to, like, these natural waterfalls. Very nice. Then they take you to another beach that's like 20 minutes away. Think about Hampton beach. But. But puerto rican style. [00:20:47] Speaker B: I think I might have, like. Well, I'm gonna bit off a little more than I could chew here. [00:20:51] Speaker A: For being on your pieces of prosciutto is real rough. [00:20:54] Speaker B: Real fast through the first you, three. [00:20:57] Speaker A: Rows left or two and a half rows left. [00:20:59] Speaker C: I just don't understand what the point of it is. I don't get why you guys on. [00:21:03] Speaker A: The bottom two, he's got four rows left. [00:21:07] Speaker C: This is so. [00:21:08] Speaker A: Already got the meat sweats. [00:21:10] Speaker C: This is just dumb. [00:21:11] Speaker A: Mako, let me ask you a question. If you had to pick something 100 of something to do for this episode, what would it have been? [00:21:20] Speaker C: 100 of something that you like to. [00:21:22] Speaker A: Eat or just do have to be eat. They chose something to eat. What is your 100? [00:21:27] Speaker C: A hundred? [00:21:28] Speaker A: Yeah. Since episode 100 Nico, if it's something to eat, Alice, eat a hundred things of prosciutto. It does not have to be something. [00:21:36] Speaker C: Well, this is gonna let. This is gonna. This is gonna lead into my. My compounding question back to you, Justin. So I'm gonna go with something to eat. And it's based around the question of what is your guys most eatable food and how much of it. Have you ever, like, what's your fattest moment with your favorite food? [00:21:58] Speaker B: I think we're getting there right now. [00:21:59] Speaker C: Okay, so mine is like. So mine's chicken wings. [00:22:03] Speaker A: Okay. [00:22:03] Speaker C: I could probably eat the most chicken wings of any food that, like, I've ever eaten. [00:22:07] Speaker A: Like, I'm great at eating chicken. [00:22:09] Speaker C: I will. I just. I smash wings, which is what I can do. Do. My record is six orders at hooters. [00:22:18] Speaker A: That's actually pretty good. [00:22:19] Speaker C: So 66 to ten each. So 60 wings at hooters is my, like, personal fat moment record with, like, my favorite. [00:22:27] Speaker B: I think you could do 100. [00:22:28] Speaker C: Think that I could? I could. Yeah. Oh, no, no. I could. I could eat a hundred chicken wings if I had to. Because you gotta think about a chicken wings. Not like that. Crazy. It's this little half of. It's not even chicken anyways, the bone. So it's like. You know what I mean? If I was gonna do a hundred of something, though. [00:22:43] Speaker B: Yeah, you gotta clean them. Yeah, you gotta clean them. [00:22:47] Speaker C: No, no, no. I'll clean the hole. [00:22:50] Speaker D: This. These fucking buffalo people. These buffalo people wings. [00:22:54] Speaker A: Y'all already hurt. [00:22:56] Speaker B: I'm not hurt. I just don't bloody. [00:22:58] Speaker A: Through the roof. [00:22:59] Speaker B: I didn't even tell my wife about this. [00:23:01] Speaker A: No, and I wouldn't. [00:23:02] Speaker B: You're gonna get into all your sodium levels. [00:23:04] Speaker A: I hope that your wife shows up to work tonight. And I can't wait to tell. [00:23:09] Speaker B: Do you know that my doctor told me it's a kid? [00:23:14] Speaker D: That pterodactyl. [00:23:16] Speaker A: Yeah, my kids. You guys think that he's the best kid in the fucking world. [00:23:24] Speaker D: What's up? [00:23:25] Speaker C: What's up, Petri? So, hold on. [00:23:28] Speaker B: So, looks so much like Justin. Let me make my date him a little bit. [00:23:31] Speaker C: I know. [00:23:32] Speaker B: Just like a little. [00:23:33] Speaker C: I kind of want to fire a tennis ball at him now. [00:23:35] Speaker A: Let's see him. Let's say hi to the podcast episode. [00:23:38] Speaker C: Oh. Oh, look at the little smileys. Look at the smileys. [00:23:45] Speaker A: We have a future. Fucking. [00:23:48] Speaker C: Oh, God. I hope not. Jesus Christ. I hope not. Santino, do something better with your life, please. [00:23:54] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:23:55] Speaker C: Well, what's it called? Does it smell like this, by the way? Okay, so this leads into my next question for the pod. What is the food item that you can eat the most of all? [00:24:05] Speaker D: Right. [00:24:05] Speaker C: Like what's your fat and what's your fattest moment with this? [00:24:08] Speaker D: Okay, you asked so I can. I can go off of that, cuz I'm for one. [00:24:12] Speaker C: Yes, I did ask two different questions, by the way. It's around the same topic. [00:24:15] Speaker D: Yes, one hot dogs. Not even close. [00:24:17] Speaker C: Wait, what you. The most thing you can eat is hot dogs in the bun or out of the bun? [00:24:24] Speaker A: Hot dogs is just. That's just you. [00:24:28] Speaker C: So Gretzel. That's so gross. [00:24:31] Speaker D: Everyone's fucking stupid answer. Because go to a golf clubhouse on the turn and get yourself two dogs and a bag of chips and a pet. [00:24:41] Speaker C: Is normal. [00:24:42] Speaker B: What might want to kill himself. [00:24:45] Speaker C: Oh my God. Imagine if your whole life is eating hot dogs. [00:24:49] Speaker D: Eats everything. [00:24:50] Speaker A: Dude, I'm telling you, two hot dogs is so reasonable. [00:24:53] Speaker C: That's just not even that crazy at all. [00:24:55] Speaker D: Time out. He said in one sitting. [00:24:57] Speaker A: I think I scream for him. [00:24:58] Speaker B: So you think, how many hot dogs. [00:24:59] Speaker A: It'S gotta be ice cream for you, Niko, you go and get two, like large fucking ice creams. [00:25:04] Speaker D: I do. I do get two large ice creams. [00:25:09] Speaker A: Yeah. Do you see what I'm saying? [00:25:10] Speaker D: All right, so I have. So my ice cream challenges. I've done two of them in my life. I did a crowd pleaser. Crowd pleaser at friendlies is twelve scoops of ice cream and eight toppings. I ate that whole thing, cleaned it in under 30 minutes. [00:25:21] Speaker C: That's fucking insanity. [00:25:23] Speaker D: I could not. I don't know if I could do two of them. Never try that. That'd be unbelievable. The next thing that I did at friendly's that put me in a sugar coma that I didn't even know that that was a real thing. That my body shut down. Ada, they still have it. I'm pretty sure it's called the hunk. A chunk of peanut butter fudge for five. Emphasis on the family for five. I'm sure it's in the title. I ate that shit. [00:25:42] Speaker A: Tapping out? [00:25:44] Speaker B: No. First of all, at least I'm like halfway done. This kid's like, naughty. [00:25:49] Speaker C: First off, a slice of prosciutto is way different than a fucking Oreo. [00:25:52] Speaker D: Thank. [00:25:53] Speaker C: That's like. That's like less than an ounce of food. [00:25:55] Speaker D: Al, this is three pounds. [00:25:58] Speaker C: I'm just saying, individually, a slice of prosciutto is less invasive on the digestive tract. [00:26:04] Speaker B: I would have fucking smashed those Oreos. [00:26:07] Speaker A: So three. How many pounds of Oreos, you think that is? It'll tell you on how many pounds. [00:26:12] Speaker C: It's probably two pounds of Oreos. [00:26:14] Speaker A: Yeah, so, so two pounds of oreos and then three pounds of prosciutto. [00:26:18] Speaker B: I would say. [00:26:18] Speaker A: I would take the cake to. By a pound. [00:26:22] Speaker D: One pound. [00:26:26] Speaker B: No shit. We're talking weight here. I'm definitely better on the weight. [00:26:29] Speaker C: Yeah, that's what, like, what the fuck? Like, no, I. [00:26:32] Speaker B: Mine's three pounds. His is fucking two. [00:26:35] Speaker D: Fucking dude. [00:26:36] Speaker C: All right, so back to the fucking. This question here. All right. [00:26:39] Speaker D: Hung a chunk of peanut butter fudge in that, and then Al watched me. Not high. This was before I started smoking weed. I was about twelve years old, 13. I ate stacked up on top of each other. I ate twelve tuna fish sandwiches, which is. [00:26:53] Speaker C: That's fucking disgusting. Oh, my God. [00:26:58] Speaker A: You took a whole loaf of bread. First of all, she made all the sandwiches for, like, forever. Like, she made all these sandwiches. We all used to play outside all day. There was fucking twelve of us in the house. Yeah, everybody gets a tuna fish sandwich each. This kid eats every single one of the fucking tuna fish sandwiches. [00:27:17] Speaker B: She is like, he is lucky because she made like, two loaves of bread. There was like 24 sandwiches. He ate half of them, which is. [00:27:24] Speaker C: Crazy, which is disgusting. Fucking insane. [00:27:26] Speaker A: He used to take the sleeves of oreos. [00:27:29] Speaker D: I'm not even bullshitting you. The stack of sandwiches next to me, Al was sitting next to me. He's like, are you fucking serious? And I was like, what? I'm hungry. He's like, he started to count. He's like, I lost track after eight. He's like, how many sandwiches is this? [00:27:43] Speaker C: I feel. I feel like, I feel like even though Sabrina's built like a Lego person, she can eat like a fucking dumpster for some reason. I don't know why I ate them, though. Sab, what is the bit? What's your all time fat person moment? For somebody who's 97 pounds, it could fit into most overhead storage spaces on airplanes. [00:28:01] Speaker A: Leave it or not. She eats like a fucking bird. She's very picky. [00:28:05] Speaker C: No, I believe that. Justin. She's fucking 80 pounds. Yeah, I totally believe you, dude. She's like the most petite person ever. [00:28:11] Speaker A: Well, when she was pregnant, she ate like a fucking moose. [00:28:16] Speaker C: Oh, really? [00:28:17] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:28:21] Speaker C: Okay. Really? You were like, give it to my name plates. [00:28:29] Speaker A: $30 a fucking clamp. [00:28:31] Speaker C: Really? Yeah, right. Exactly. Yeah. No cantaloupe. [00:28:35] Speaker A: I'm gonna give you my answer, okay? [00:28:37] Speaker C: Just. Is this a. Wait, is this a back in the day fat just Justin take or is this a now, Justin, take you both. Okay. Cuz there's two different errors adjusting here. [00:28:45] Speaker A: Now. I. Pizza. I love pizza. So you could smash pizza pizza every day. I fucking love. [00:28:53] Speaker C: See, I can't do it. I can't do it anymore. [00:28:55] Speaker A: But I could eat a whole fucking pizza. [00:28:58] Speaker C: Interesting. If you were gonna eat a whole pizza. What pizza are you eating whole of? [00:29:01] Speaker A: I would rather just a cheese. [00:29:03] Speaker C: No, I meant like the place. I'm sorry if I wasn't specifically. [00:29:06] Speaker A: Yeah, man, probably tops. Nani's. [00:29:09] Speaker C: You're gonna take tops pizza? Justin, you can't. It's fucking twelve pounds pizza. It's like a fucking leather blanket. What are you out of your mind? [00:29:19] Speaker D: Dick from the back? Because I could take out a whole Regina pizza. [00:29:21] Speaker C: That's not the same as the Santa Fe. Are you listening to this shit? [00:29:25] Speaker B: Okay, I'm gonna tell you right now. It just. Cuz we're on the pizza topic. [00:29:29] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:29:30] Speaker B: Regina and Santapio's cannot hold the candle to Sally's pizza. [00:29:36] Speaker C: I agree with that. I agree with that. No, I agree with it. Alec, you want to go? We're going, Al and tell these people what is. [00:29:55] Speaker A: He wishes. [00:29:56] Speaker D: No, I don't. Shut the fuck up. Oh, my God. [00:30:00] Speaker B: He's like, babe, you wanna go blackface for Halloween? [00:30:03] Speaker A: So fat. Justin. I would. I could. [00:30:07] Speaker C: It's gotta be something sugary. [00:30:08] Speaker A: No, it was subs, dude. [00:30:10] Speaker B: Really? [00:30:11] Speaker A: I could eat a full sub and then like another half. A sub. [00:30:16] Speaker C: Sub and a half. [00:30:17] Speaker A: I can eat a sub. [00:30:18] Speaker C: Like, I thought this was gonna be like an ice cream. Something like a sugary shit deal. [00:30:22] Speaker A: Like, the thing is, what I would do is I would eat like two dinners, dude, if we cooked, like his mom made fucking cutlets, mashed potatoes, fucking whatever. Like the whole spread. I would eat a whole full plate and then eat another whole full plate. I would just smash food, like, burn. [00:30:43] Speaker D: Yo, pasta is another one. I don't know how you want to go about it, bro. [00:30:48] Speaker C: There's a bowl, like a bowl of pasta. [00:30:50] Speaker D: I could. I could eat three. [00:30:52] Speaker C: Three bowls of pasta's not that much. [00:30:54] Speaker B: You think you need three pounds of pasta? I think. [00:30:57] Speaker C: I think three pounds of pasta is way different than three bowls. Justin, did you ever get to 300 pounds? [00:31:02] Speaker A: Oh, it's over three. [00:31:03] Speaker C: Really? Holy shits. [00:31:05] Speaker A: I think 315 was my oh my. [00:31:07] Speaker C: On a fucking Mia. Dude, I know you were fat, but. [00:31:09] Speaker A: Like, that's fat naked. [00:31:11] Speaker C: No, I should not have. I would have way more mental issues now than I do. [00:31:15] Speaker D: I'm just kind of having the picture. [00:31:16] Speaker B: He was short when he was. [00:31:17] Speaker D: Yeah, I'm gonna guess that it looked something like, you know, what's that thing? The big robotic thing? [00:31:23] Speaker B: Are you talking big hero six. [00:31:28] Speaker C: Baymax or whatever it's called? The Michelin guy. [00:31:38] Speaker D: Actually. [00:31:39] Speaker A: I looked like I wanted to kill myself. [00:31:41] Speaker C: Yeah, that's true. Did Al or Justin have bigoted? Is the real question at one point, actually probably had the same size. [00:31:49] Speaker A: Terrible titties. [00:31:51] Speaker C: You guys, if you were, if you were a WWE tag team at the time, oh, we, you might have reached the weight limit. I mean, I like bet, like champion. Unless the big show was tag teamed with Kane. [00:32:01] Speaker D: It would have been the perfect time. At that time, when you guys were big, you guys would have been up and coming. [00:32:06] Speaker B: We would have been. [00:32:07] Speaker C: They were eleven years old. [00:32:08] Speaker A: Justice. Yeah, just big justice. Yeah. [00:32:11] Speaker C: Yeah. No, Justin was way fatter than big justice. [00:32:14] Speaker D: I don't like those guys, to be honest. [00:32:16] Speaker B: Well, it's fake as far. [00:32:17] Speaker A: I was a big, big boy. I was a big boy. [00:32:21] Speaker B: All right, so my game plan has now hit a brick wall. My game plan was to eat as much as possible before I start filling up. [00:32:28] Speaker A: And now you filled up? [00:32:29] Speaker B: Now I'm filled up. And now it's really getting. It's fucking. [00:32:31] Speaker A: Well, we can do it some time. [00:32:32] Speaker C: So you, why don't you just wait till the, like the last 20 minutes of the podcast give yourself. [00:32:36] Speaker B: But I'm trying to get as much top of you. [00:32:38] Speaker A: I would ball the rest of that up. You have there. Take a break or roll it, like. [00:32:42] Speaker C: Into a big roll. [00:32:43] Speaker B: Oh. Cause then. Cause then you're gonna get into your head, like, of the texture right now. This is perfectly sliced. Every slice that I eat is beautiful prosciutto after this. [00:32:52] Speaker C: Yeah, that's true. What is the fattest moment of your life, Al? And what's the food item you can eat the most of? [00:32:58] Speaker D: All? [00:32:59] Speaker B: Right, so I went on a little kick, and it's not even that long ago, and this might not be that crazy to some people, like Nico. Cause he eats like crazy. But it was getting crazy for me. I was eating two bagel world bagels with extra cream cheese on it. [00:33:12] Speaker A: Oh, bagel world pulled me. [00:33:15] Speaker B: I would like, be like, I'm in a coma. But like, one wasn't enough. I wanted to go a half, and then I was just like, all right, let me try to get that second half down. [00:33:23] Speaker C: Damn. [00:33:24] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:33:25] Speaker C: Really? [00:33:25] Speaker D: You guys know, because of Braintree, bro, I had to stop. Me and Al would stop at Dunkin donuts every morning right at the bottom of my street. And I'd get two Boston cream doughnuts and a plain bagel. I'll tell you right now what, dude, the plain bagel. Like, I can't. [00:33:40] Speaker B: I told him, he's blaming the bagel, but he's dog and two boxes, you. [00:33:45] Speaker D: And then I just tested the bagel theory. And it's got. It's a bagel, bro. That bagel takes my insides and just fucks everything up. [00:33:53] Speaker A: It's like, do you remember this might have been episode like, five, six? It was like one of our very, very early episodes. And Nico went to McDonald's. [00:34:06] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:34:06] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. [00:34:10] Speaker A: McDonald's order was so atrocious, it made me wanna die. [00:34:14] Speaker D: I got it, I got it. [00:34:16] Speaker B: I got it. [00:34:16] Speaker D: When we got off the plane the other night and came home, I was starving. It's two mcChickens. Drop the lettuce, add cheese. Two mcdoubles, just cheese and ketchup. A ten piece nugget, a medium fry and a large soda, and a McFlurry. [00:34:32] Speaker B: That's a fucking. [00:34:34] Speaker C: That's a death row meal. Yeah. That's a death row meal right there. That's like, I don't care how this makes me feel. I'm getting fucking liquid cyanide tomorrow. It doesn't matter. [00:34:45] Speaker A: I'm going to give myself cancer. [00:34:48] Speaker B: He's trying not to embarrass himself. [00:34:51] Speaker D: No, I don't. I j beat it. I j bed the order. I just did one of everything. And no nuggets. [00:34:56] Speaker C: So you didn't get it the other night? [00:34:58] Speaker A: Yeah. So you didn't get it. [00:34:59] Speaker C: I don't know why you said you got it the other night when you got. [00:35:01] Speaker D: Why lie about it? [00:35:02] Speaker C: He got 10% of the order. He goes, no, I actually just got a chicken McChicken and a small frye. [00:35:07] Speaker D: Justin Simon, what I just said last night, I got a g. The other night, I got a jv version. [00:35:11] Speaker A: Here's how you test if this broad actually likes you, take your shirt off. [00:35:16] Speaker C: And eat the whole thing in front of her with no shirt on and no tooth. Exactly. [00:35:20] Speaker A: That's a great. [00:35:21] Speaker C: Yeah, exactly. [00:35:22] Speaker A: Great. Pull. [00:35:23] Speaker D: Think about it. She didn't. [00:35:26] Speaker B: You think she actually likes you? Honestly? [00:35:29] Speaker D: Yeah. Al fucking idiot. [00:35:31] Speaker A: I want you to order that and then tell me, come back. I want you to order that order. Eat it in front of her with no shirt on. What? Your tooth out, and then come back and answer that question. [00:35:41] Speaker B: You're right about the pursuit of what. [00:35:42] Speaker C: Is the most embarrassed you guys have ever been in public? A moment where you're like, I got to get the fuck out of here. Like, this is Brune. When did you shoot your. When was this? [00:35:53] Speaker D: I was out to eat with dad before. Oh, really? Before a hockey game? Yeah. And we just. [00:35:58] Speaker C: What hockey game? [00:35:59] Speaker D: We were sitting down. He was coaching Woobin a Melrose, and we went for brunch before, and we were just about to get on the bus to go to, like, wakefield. There was an away game. [00:36:09] Speaker C: Oh, no. Are you fucking kidding me, niko? [00:36:11] Speaker D: I had a fight and I shit my pants. Like, I shit my pants. [00:36:15] Speaker A: I shit my pants. Like the whole. [00:36:17] Speaker C: I ripped my pants in the first grade. And that's my answer. [00:36:20] Speaker A: Just ripping them. [00:36:21] Speaker C: Oh, no, dude. I had, like, tighty whities on and I was fat. Not good. Like, not good. [00:36:27] Speaker A: I literally shit my pants. [00:36:29] Speaker C: When did you shit your. But when did you shit your pants? [00:36:31] Speaker A: In the first. Oh, what do you mean? The doc. I asked the fucking teacher if I can go to the bathroom. [00:36:37] Speaker B: She was like, how do you even remember first grade? [00:36:39] Speaker A: Because this was so embarrassing. I remember this. I asked the teacher, can I go to the bathroom? She said, no, everybody just. [00:36:46] Speaker C: Can I just cut this story off? Al just did maybe the grossest, most pathetic piece of shit thing I've ever seen. He took the whole piece of prosciutto, checked the camera, put it on the tip of his finger and just went, what a fucking Gavona, dude. Oh, my God, Al, you are legitimately. [00:37:09] Speaker B: This is because of mother nature. I was supposed to sit outside, smoke 100 ring cigar would have been fine. [00:37:14] Speaker C: Oh, so that would have made. That would have made. That would have made this whole thing better. [00:37:17] Speaker B: Yes. [00:37:18] Speaker C: Okay, so in any way. Justin, continue from when you shit your pants. [00:37:22] Speaker A: The first I remember back in the day, they used to take us, the whole class of the bathroom. You'd wait in line, everybody. [00:37:27] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Elementary school. Yes. [00:37:30] Speaker A: So it was one of those five things. They had us go to the bathroom. I didn't have to shit at that point. So now I'm sitting back, probably 20 minutes later. My stomach is like. It's fierce right now. I raised my hand, can I go to the bathroom? She says, no, we just went to the bathroom. I said, I need to go to the bathroom. She says, I don't care. Everybody just went to the bathroom. All of a sudden, I stand up and I just explode. [00:38:00] Speaker C: No way. [00:38:02] Speaker A: Shit everywhere. It was so bad. [00:38:05] Speaker C: Oh, no, this is terrible. [00:38:07] Speaker A: Bad. [00:38:08] Speaker C: This is terrible. [00:38:09] Speaker D: Are you serious? [00:38:10] Speaker A: So embarrassed. Like, ever. Everyone's laughing. [00:38:13] Speaker C: No, that's legitimately you. I would need therapy. [00:38:16] Speaker B: Embarrassing moments. The time. [00:38:17] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:38:17] Speaker B: You do hit your face off the. [00:38:19] Speaker C: Yeah. Justin, you had the time. You slipped on the fucking fence. Might have been bad, too. [00:38:22] Speaker A: First of all, is anybody done a more athletic thing after that? [00:38:26] Speaker C: What was. What do you mean after that? [00:38:27] Speaker B: With a plunger. [00:38:28] Speaker A: Yeah. So I was like, you did throw the punch. I was not athletic jumping off the fence, but it. It jolted me with such athleticism that I could have competed in the, like, the longest throw of any throw. [00:38:42] Speaker C: The javelin would have just reached, like, across. [00:38:45] Speaker B: Ever had, like, if he had a therapist. [00:38:46] Speaker A: Anything that's ever happened to me in my life came into that. [00:38:50] Speaker B: That one throw. Yep. It was like when Brett Favre's mother died. [00:38:53] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:38:54] Speaker B: And he went on Monday night football. [00:38:55] Speaker C: Father, by the way. But yes. Right. [00:38:58] Speaker A: Just came out. It is Parkinson's. [00:39:01] Speaker B: Yeah. He's been hitting the head so many times. What do you think? Anyone that's been hitting the head gets Parkinson's? Nico fucking has, bro. [00:39:06] Speaker D: That has anything to do with anything because she tried to tell me that. Hey, just wanna let you know, like, I don't really, like, believe in, like, physical contact. Like football, like, having kids play, like, physical sports. I said, that's pathetic. That's a terrible way to look at things. Like, shows she. [00:39:23] Speaker B: Oh, is this your nurse girl? [00:39:24] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:39:25] Speaker C: So she's a liberal. [00:39:26] Speaker D: She. [00:39:27] Speaker B: She's a lib. [00:39:28] Speaker C: She's a fucking lib. [00:39:29] Speaker B: She's a libri. [00:39:30] Speaker D: Got along a lot. [00:39:32] Speaker C: I feel like I don't know if we need another Christine, this family, another Christmas. [00:39:36] Speaker B: Got Chrissy's meal. Chrissy's, because they're always panicking about themselves. [00:39:41] Speaker C: Crittenden. [00:39:41] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:39:41] Speaker B: We got three curses. Him, Chrissy, Justin, the ma. [00:39:47] Speaker C: First off, I panicked. I panic way less than Justin and Chrissy. Let's be honest here. [00:39:52] Speaker B: Yeah, probably. [00:39:53] Speaker C: I panic infinitely less. That's fine. I know Justin, that's fine. [00:39:57] Speaker A: That is not true. [00:39:58] Speaker B: Christie, too. There's no way he did the weed. [00:40:01] Speaker A: That one time more than anybody. [00:40:05] Speaker C: No, I do not. That's just a ridiculous statement. I panic to myself. Not outwardly. Chrissy outwardly panics. Justin outwardly panics. I internally panic sometimes. What, like my own self. [00:40:16] Speaker D: What is the difference between internally and also? [00:40:18] Speaker C: You give herself a sex. First off, it's externally, not outturnally. No, I didn't. [00:40:23] Speaker B: Since five years. Since, like, in the last five years, I can say my wife has never been to the hospital. You too? I don't think I can say the same thing. [00:40:32] Speaker A: I've been to the hospital in the last five years. Probably maybe 30 times I've been. [00:40:40] Speaker C: With that being said, with that being said, with that being said, probably the earring. I've probably been. I've probably been to the hospital about 13 times in the last five years, I would say. [00:41:00] Speaker D: How many of that was self induced? [00:41:02] Speaker C: Oh, all 13 of it. Yeah, all 13 times. [00:41:06] Speaker D: Looks like the power rang is gonna. [00:41:09] Speaker B: Yeah, you're right. [00:41:10] Speaker A: I think Chrissy self induced. Mine was nothing from overthinking or panic. I have. No, it's not. [00:41:18] Speaker B: Dude, you have a fake illness that you made up in your head. [00:41:20] Speaker A: I don't have a fake. [00:41:21] Speaker B: It's like Shedder island up in his brain. [00:41:24] Speaker A: I have a fucking hernia that causes all these problems. Look it up, dude. It causes. [00:41:29] Speaker C: No, it's a real. No, it's a real thing. [00:41:33] Speaker A: It's not real that. I am going to get tested for surgery tomorrow. [00:41:36] Speaker B: We'll see. We'll see tomorrow if it's. You don't have it. [00:41:40] Speaker A: No, but I still have Gerd. It's caused by the same thing. They would. They would. I could still do a gerd surgery and they would. Doesn't matter how small my hernia is, they would fix my hernia anyways. [00:41:50] Speaker D: It's in your big toe, right? [00:41:52] Speaker A: No, that's. [00:41:53] Speaker C: That's gout goat, Nico. [00:41:54] Speaker A: That's a different thing. That's another. [00:41:56] Speaker C: The goat is also a hereditary thing. I mean, like, gout goat is. [00:42:00] Speaker D: We got goat, we got groat. [00:42:02] Speaker B: It's probably all those fucking two sub meals he had his whole life. [00:42:05] Speaker A: He just fucking eats from eating two subs. Two turkey and cheese. I would get a meatball sub and a turkey and cheese sub. [00:42:11] Speaker C: I don't know that I could eat a whole meatball sub. I don't think I could do it combined. [00:42:18] Speaker A: I was a house dude. I would get one of. I would get one of each. [00:42:23] Speaker B: Now I gotta put this down. I can. [00:42:24] Speaker A: God dying. [00:42:25] Speaker B: I got. I only got one sheet left, but that's. [00:42:28] Speaker A: That's incredible. [00:42:29] Speaker C: That is kind of cool. [00:42:29] Speaker A: Hasn't even eaten a single fucking packet. [00:42:33] Speaker B: Or I will say that my stomach is in shambles. It's in fucking. It's in God awful shambles. [00:42:39] Speaker A: Nico, did you do a top five? [00:42:42] Speaker D: You want to do that right now? [00:42:43] Speaker A: Let's do that. Let's get into it. [00:42:45] Speaker B: Here's what I will say. And I want you to pay attention to this. Mako, let me try it, because you are a very astute person. I would call you. Okay, you very. You notice a lot of things. Notice Justin when he switches the camera, how serious? He gets. He looks at the camera and starts speaking like he's Walter Cronkite. [00:43:01] Speaker A: No, it's because if you switches it, he looks at the camera. If I switch, I have to look up there. Cause then you just see the bottom. [00:43:08] Speaker B: Switches, and he's like. [00:43:09] Speaker D: You always gotta think about that. [00:43:13] Speaker C: He switches off the cameras, I'm fucking moron. [00:43:21] Speaker A: All right. I completely lost my trainer. [00:43:23] Speaker C: Yes, so did I. I also had a fucking retarded moment right there. What do you mean? What is that? What is the top five holding? It's not. I mean, that's what he's explanatory part of this. [00:43:32] Speaker D: He. [00:43:32] Speaker B: Ken and Bobby. So he's not going blackface. He's going, Ken and Bobby. [00:43:35] Speaker A: You're gonna do black Ken. [00:43:36] Speaker D: And between two things. [00:43:37] Speaker B: Yeah. Bobby or white, you guys are gonna like. [00:43:40] Speaker D: You guys gonna like this? It's so. [00:43:41] Speaker C: It's. [00:43:41] Speaker B: We're not gonna like either one of them. [00:43:43] Speaker A: No, he's doing black Ken. Black. [00:43:45] Speaker B: Is it black Ken and black Bobby? [00:43:47] Speaker D: Can you guys stop for a second? I gotta look it up now. Well, we're between. [00:43:51] Speaker A: Gonna be blobby. [00:43:53] Speaker B: I can't believe they're playing on stuff six to ten weeks away. [00:43:55] Speaker D: Dom Toretto and Letty. [00:43:58] Speaker B: Oh, I do love that shave the head, though. [00:44:01] Speaker A: So, you guys, I said that he doing couples costumes right away. [00:44:04] Speaker D: We got invited to a thing. She's like, all right. We got a size. She went on cosplay code that you can order legitimate outfits from. [00:44:12] Speaker C: There's been one Halloween costume that I could never find, that I have always wanted my entire life. Someday I will find it. I don't think it's available online. [00:44:22] Speaker D: Cosplay. [00:44:23] Speaker C: It is Kevin James's apple costume. And I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry. [00:44:27] Speaker B: Oh, the apple. [00:44:28] Speaker C: The apple, yeah. You know, the one when he's getting trapped? When he's got the trap door that he beat? And he's got the little hat. Like, the core hat. I want that costume so bad. [00:44:39] Speaker A: See, here's. We have to do a three family one now. [00:44:44] Speaker C: What? [00:44:44] Speaker A: Like, because we have. It's me, her and Santino. [00:44:48] Speaker D: Oh, right. [00:44:50] Speaker A: Person we would think we talked about. [00:44:52] Speaker C: Don'T be like the incredibles with the fucking baby. That's like, yay. [00:44:55] Speaker A: We were thinking about being, maybe Ghostbusters and then him being the marshmallow. I don't. [00:45:00] Speaker C: Yeah, you showed me last night at din and eco. [00:45:02] Speaker A: I forgot. [00:45:03] Speaker C: He should. He should be slime. [00:45:04] Speaker A: Yeah. Either that. Either slimer, or everyone knows what the Bobby looks like. Like, we doesn't even dress up. [00:45:11] Speaker C: No, Al doesn't. He just walks around miserable and drinking alcohol around. [00:45:14] Speaker B: The whole streak is what I've done. Shit. [00:45:18] Speaker C: No, you haven't, Al. You did grew in 2012, people and. [00:45:21] Speaker B: Throwing fucking eggs and shit. [00:45:23] Speaker C: Who? [00:45:24] Speaker B: My son over the. We're over Halloween. [00:45:27] Speaker C: Yeah. He needs to fucking commit a crime on Halloween to be in family dress. [00:45:32] Speaker B: He's got one or two more years left. [00:45:33] Speaker C: Did you still believe in Santa? [00:45:35] Speaker B: No. I don't know. I think he does. [00:45:38] Speaker C: You probably told him Santa's not real. [00:45:39] Speaker D: When he was like twelve or 13 years old. [00:45:42] Speaker C: Sorry, Robin. Amanda told their kids out of the womb, so that's fine. They're like, we're Santa, 1213 years old. [00:45:49] Speaker D: Listen, you go around real quick, you be a prick, you grab mad candy, get it in the pillowcase. Once you do that, you drop that off you at like the closest place possible. Say it's at your boy's house. Drop that shit. All right there. Then you pick up the shaving cream, the eggs, and you stop playing manhunt. You stop being a prick. [00:46:05] Speaker C: No one does that anymore. Though it is true. [00:46:07] Speaker A: I have. [00:46:07] Speaker C: No one does it anymore. [00:46:09] Speaker B: The streets are clean. The streets. [00:46:11] Speaker C: The streets are clean. The streets of PG. Do you remember what this neighborhood used to look like? This was like Salem. [00:46:16] Speaker A: I do. Because Beirut can wear a podcast like 90% of the. [00:46:20] Speaker C: Also, it could have been a Tuesday night, by the way, and people would be out here running around. So what? One in the morning? Two in the morning. [00:46:28] Speaker D: This year's on Thursday. I think it is. This place is going to be slammed. Am a ding dong because people are going to take off the Friday. [00:46:37] Speaker C: I will say this though. It is, it is, it does. It does still fill up pretty good down here. It's just less chaotic. [00:46:43] Speaker A: Definitely. [00:46:44] Speaker C: It's nice seeing all the families with the costumes, the music. It's fun down here. I love being down here on Halloween. It's a good time. [00:46:50] Speaker B: What time are you going to be once again? [00:46:53] Speaker C: Oh, we're doing. We want to do roast beefs again. [00:46:55] Speaker B: I fit. [00:46:56] Speaker A: Should we do roast beef? So do you want to do something? [00:46:58] Speaker C: I feel like we should do roast beefs again. [00:46:59] Speaker D: That was specifically from work. That was good. That was a good idea. Idea. That was. [00:47:04] Speaker C: Yeah, that was. By the way, I thought of that. What? Fucking a half hour before we went out, what was I like? Hey, I'm ordering a bunch of roast beef. [00:47:10] Speaker A: I remember you call. [00:47:11] Speaker C: Remember we got the last ones too. Yeah, we sold them out of roast beef that night. You know fucking bridge pizzeria. [00:47:17] Speaker B: Why don't we team up with fucking Glenn's dude or something? [00:47:20] Speaker C: Where's going? [00:47:20] Speaker B: Oh, haven't come down with a slicer now. They closed on the close on Thursdays. [00:47:25] Speaker A: They closed. Team up with the fucking closed. [00:47:28] Speaker C: I actually, by the way, I got a new favorite milkshake shake because I do get a frap every now and then. No, probably. I haven't tried that one yet. That's the best cheeseburger I've had in my life, by the way. I will say. [00:47:38] Speaker A: You been to blue ox, though? [00:47:41] Speaker C: No, but I don't know, Justin. I don't know if I, like, listen to good. Not to go back to food here. Hold on a second, speaker one. Hold on. So to go back to food really quickly, not to make this like a food podcast, I am officially out on the restaurant burger. I'm all in now. From now on, on the fast casual burger, I think they're definitely different. I put it this way. I have now rediscovered how much I love five guys. It's my favorite. It's my favorite fast casual cheeseburger. Five fast casual cheeseburg. [00:48:12] Speaker B: It's delicious. It is delicious. [00:48:15] Speaker C: It's just greasy enough. The bun is perfect. The seed bun. [00:48:22] Speaker B: The only thing I'll say. [00:48:25] Speaker D: On five guys. Until I ended up living in Middleton for a short time, I would go to five guys. [00:48:30] Speaker C: Where is there five guys in middle time? [00:48:32] Speaker B: I love how he has like, no. Care for the microphone. [00:48:34] Speaker A: Zero. [00:48:35] Speaker B: Like, zero. [00:48:35] Speaker D: I talk louder than everybody here. So you could hear me loud and clear. [00:48:39] Speaker B: Yeah, but not from the side, dude. [00:48:40] Speaker D: Look where my mic set up. And fucking. [00:48:45] Speaker B: Do what you need. [00:48:45] Speaker C: Hold it on your fucking leg, Nico. [00:48:47] Speaker D: Piss me off, dude. [00:48:48] Speaker B: No, you just need to put it. Anyways. Five guys is fucking delicious. [00:48:53] Speaker D: Their hot dogs are for fucking pieces of shit. [00:48:55] Speaker C: Yeah, it's not called five guys hot dogs, retard. What are you talking about? It's called five guys burgers and fries. That's like going to Kelly's and being like, fucking. Hey, man, the clam chowder sucks. No one cares who returns a clam chowder. [00:49:17] Speaker D: Yeah, dude. [00:49:18] Speaker C: What? Why? [00:49:19] Speaker A: I remember that you were there. [00:49:22] Speaker B: You. [00:49:22] Speaker D: Yeah. You were there. [00:49:23] Speaker A: Yeah, we did a podcast and we. [00:49:26] Speaker C: All went to slept it up to Maggie's mom. [00:49:30] Speaker D: Yeah, it was brain treated. [00:49:32] Speaker B: Maggie's mom. That's just an idea. [00:49:35] Speaker C: Yeah, well, no, no. First off. No, no, first. No, no, no, you guys. No, you guys are fucking stupid because me and Justin would always be like, let's make this plan and just go. And then guys would be gay halfway there and be like, no, we're going home and we're going somewhere else. [00:49:54] Speaker B: And you guys just were like, no. And then me said you didn't want Fudrun. [00:49:56] Speaker C: And then me and Justin just went to Mexicali by ourselves, which is actually really nice. [00:50:00] Speaker A: So it actually is really good there. [00:50:02] Speaker C: It is good too. [00:50:03] Speaker D: Mexicali while we had fun at fucking fud ruckers. So what do you, Michael, what do you consider that fast? [00:50:09] Speaker C: I consider Fuddruck is fast casual. [00:50:11] Speaker D: Yeah, it is. [00:50:12] Speaker C: It's fast casual. This is, you know, you need to. [00:50:15] Speaker B: Go, like, to get real restaurant burgers, though, to it. Like, good places. Go to latina, palata, blue ox. [00:50:21] Speaker C: The restaurant burger. [00:50:22] Speaker A: Getting a burger. [00:50:23] Speaker C: Yeah, I get it. [00:50:24] Speaker B: I'm saying go sit at the bar and have one. It's not that big of a deal. [00:50:27] Speaker C: Justin. I will say this, though. The only Fred, the best, the best frappe that I've had would be Fudrukas. Frappe is undefeated. [00:50:35] Speaker B: He hasn't eaten 15 oreos. [00:50:36] Speaker A: Yes, I have. [00:50:37] Speaker D: You fucking. [00:50:38] Speaker B: I know you haven't eaten 15. [00:50:41] Speaker A: All right, can we go over this top five real fast? [00:50:46] Speaker C: Why do you need more time? Why are you not prepared for your segment? [00:50:49] Speaker A: Because I'm not that shit to fucking, like the appetizer. Because the long ones are trivial. [00:50:54] Speaker B: You notice as soon as he gets anyone he talks to, any girl, any guy that he's fucking, he's just retired. He just completely disappears off the face. [00:51:02] Speaker A: Of the hundred percent. He. You can't even. Where do we try to text him for two weeks? He didn't answer. [00:51:07] Speaker B: He didn't answer. We did. We've been trying to plan this day forever. [00:51:09] Speaker A: We thought he was dead. [00:51:11] Speaker D: I'm in fucking Puerto Rico. I can't. I can't pinpoint a date. [00:51:15] Speaker A: Go from Puerto Rico. [00:51:16] Speaker B: Put up his stories. [00:51:17] Speaker A: He's putting his stories up. [00:51:18] Speaker D: Can you put up some stories? I. Guys, my bad. It's on do not disturb. [00:51:22] Speaker A: So are you telling us you don't have a top five? [00:51:25] Speaker D: That's what I'm saying. Can we just go to something else? [00:51:27] Speaker A: No, you had all night to do it. [00:51:29] Speaker D: I agree. [00:51:31] Speaker C: Do you guys have a top. Hold on. Wait, wait, wait. Do you guys have a top five of. [00:51:37] Speaker A: You're gonna have to answer in your heads. [00:51:39] Speaker C: Like, it's like a. Okay, so call it like top five movies. [00:51:43] Speaker B: I don't trust them. [00:51:45] Speaker A: Write it on your phones. The top five notes on your phones. [00:51:48] Speaker C: This is like, fine movies. In other words, like a movie that I don't love a movie that I don't hate, but a movie that, like, it's on middle of the road movie, 100%. Like, a fine movie where you're like, I wouldn't even, like, overtly tell anybody to watch this, but I watch it kind of, like, whenever it's on or movie. [00:52:09] Speaker A: So. [00:52:11] Speaker D: Yeah, 300. [00:52:14] Speaker C: Way better than a fine movie, Nico. [00:52:16] Speaker D: It's way better than a. [00:52:17] Speaker B: What would you call the fast and furious movies. [00:52:19] Speaker C: Yeah, way more than fine. [00:52:21] Speaker B: Okay, so. [00:52:22] Speaker C: All right, wait, fine. [00:52:23] Speaker B: Give us your. Give us your. [00:52:27] Speaker C: Corner. [00:52:28] Speaker B: See, that's good too, though. [00:52:30] Speaker A: Connie is a good movie. It's on TBS. I'm watching. [00:52:35] Speaker B: That's a hangover movie. [00:52:36] Speaker C: Yeah, that was the movie that was on when we were younger. It was on TBS. Like. [00:52:41] Speaker A: Yeah, the rocks of the rocks. [00:52:42] Speaker C: Good. [00:52:45] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:52:45] Speaker C: Yeah, that's true. [00:52:46] Speaker D: Never even seen these fucking. [00:52:47] Speaker C: I might have set a trap with this. I'm not gonna lie to you. I might have set a trap with the way I worded this question, because now it's like, movies are subjective, and I'm kind of an idiot. So, like, I may have just sandbagged. [00:52:57] Speaker A: Movies that you can. You could watch, but you could live without. [00:53:01] Speaker C: Okay, that's fine. [00:53:03] Speaker A: I think that's a good way to. [00:53:04] Speaker C: Yeah, I'm fine with that. [00:53:06] Speaker B: Let me try to get this. [00:53:07] Speaker A: I would say I'm gonna go Christmas. I'm gonna say elf above way. [00:53:13] Speaker D: Wait. [00:53:14] Speaker C: I think elf is the most over. Maybe the most over. All right, give me overrated. How about this? You want to go over a minute? [00:53:20] Speaker A: Still give you elf? [00:53:21] Speaker C: Likewise. I am as well. [00:53:23] Speaker A: That's a movie I could live without thousands. [00:53:25] Speaker C: I think elf is. Elf is not funny. I don't care what anybody says. It's. It's insanely annoying. I don't. I think it's one. One of Will Ferrell's worst movies. [00:53:33] Speaker B: I will say Zoe Deschanel. Well, yeah, she got. Put her on the map on that. [00:53:37] Speaker A: It's her eyes. They just like. [00:53:39] Speaker C: Oh, God. She's the. She is so insufferable. [00:53:43] Speaker B: You ever seen new girl? [00:53:44] Speaker C: No. [00:53:45] Speaker A: She is a bit insufferable. [00:53:46] Speaker B: I love new girl. [00:53:46] Speaker A: I don't really like her. Fucking shitty weird habit. [00:53:49] Speaker C: Yeah, that her. She. I mean, did you see her in anything anymore? [00:53:52] Speaker B: You know who's really insufferable? And she was hot. She was hot in 21 drum street. [00:53:57] Speaker A: Oh, Brie Larson. Brie Larson. [00:53:59] Speaker B: She's insufferable. Imagine doing a Miles movie and be, like, just too good for Marvel. [00:54:05] Speaker C: What do you mean, for the Marvel movies, man. [00:54:09] Speaker D: Good. I hope she never reappears again, that stupid cunt. See you later. [00:54:15] Speaker A: Do you think your new girlfriend, that stupid cunt girlfriend, would like you using words like stupid? [00:54:21] Speaker B: She is a lib. [00:54:22] Speaker D: No, she. Yo, she's a fucking lib. [00:54:26] Speaker C: Nico. She's admitted. Please. [00:54:28] Speaker D: I have no idea. [00:54:30] Speaker A: We didn't. You went on vacation. You don't even know if she's a fucked fucking lib, Justin. [00:54:35] Speaker D: I don't even know the difference between the fucking two. You think I'm gonna ask? [00:54:38] Speaker C: I know it's your house, but the throwing trash on the legit floor is crazy right now. [00:54:42] Speaker B: What am I gonna do? [00:54:43] Speaker C: I don't know, like just put it. [00:54:44] Speaker B: Over there for now, you're legit. [00:54:47] Speaker C: And then you're gonna bend over to pick it up and you're gonna shit yourself because your stomach is like. Is like. [00:54:53] Speaker B: I'm gonna honestly be honest too. Before I even started doing this explosive diarrhea. It's already there? [00:54:59] Speaker D: Yep. [00:55:00] Speaker B: So we're not gonna know if this is affecting me or nothing? [00:55:02] Speaker C: Oreo Nico? [00:55:03] Speaker D: No, actually, hold on. Yeah, hold that. Hold that for a second. I just want to show. My brother wanted to say to us like 17 different fucking times that he got a dozen donuts because he came here. [00:55:20] Speaker C: Nico, Nico, Nico. You just like discriminating. Like you wouldn't eat anything with sugar in it. You would eat the whole fucking box of donuts by yourself on a couch. First of all. So for you sitting here being like this donut suck, you'll eat anything with an ounce of sugar in it. First of all, you wouldn't think you. [00:55:33] Speaker D: Related to any of us the amount of shitty donuts that you picked up on. A dozen almost threw up. [00:55:38] Speaker A: I don't think that you slamming Diet Cokes is gonna die of whatever Cokes help you cause. [00:55:44] Speaker D: Justin, swing it over here, brother. [00:55:45] Speaker B: I'm close, though. [00:55:46] Speaker C: All right. [00:55:47] Speaker D: Okay, so a dozen donuts this guy got from Dunkin donuts somewhere in fucking the ville. All right, Karen, it's not even that bad. [00:55:55] Speaker C: It's not that bad. Nico, Nico, you're a legit moron. Okay, so what would you put? [00:56:02] Speaker D: Fucking bias, cuz that's Mako's favorite donut, so. Mako. [00:56:05] Speaker C: It's not my favorite donut. Chocolate? No, it's not, Nico. [00:56:07] Speaker B: Chocolate. [00:56:08] Speaker C: Chocolate frosted. [00:56:09] Speaker B: Come on, even I know that. [00:56:10] Speaker C: Yeah, you're legit, idiot. [00:56:14] Speaker D: Do the strawberry one. [00:56:15] Speaker A: He eats donuts. [00:56:17] Speaker D: I got my dick is a donut. [00:56:19] Speaker C: No, that's for Justin. Fuck. The plain donuts are for Justin. That's actually, there's two jelly to two glaze. Yeah, I brought something. All you brought is food for yourself? I brought food for everybody. Fucking slob. [00:56:35] Speaker B: Shit. [00:56:35] Speaker D: I got off the tick tock shop. Shut the TikTok. [00:56:37] Speaker C: Yeah, great. You got your shorts that you could work out in planet fitness and Chelsea. [00:56:40] Speaker D: With clean stone nuts. Whack. What the fuck are these? What? [00:56:44] Speaker C: A jelly? [00:56:45] Speaker D: Nico, no one likes jelly. [00:56:47] Speaker B: That's not true. [00:56:48] Speaker C: Not true. Nico, you haven't given one remotely hot take right now that that has anything other than. [00:56:56] Speaker B: You just say get me a dozen. [00:56:58] Speaker C: No, because if I said get me a dozen, they'd give you the default one, okay? The guy was. So what happened was I was no Boston cream. Nico, you can't say it sucks because now you're like fatty pants donut. [00:57:09] Speaker B: I don't want to hear you have got a hundred oreos you have to knock down. [00:57:13] Speaker D: I'm just saying it's a shitty. [00:57:15] Speaker C: It's not a shitty thing, Nico, you sound like fat bastard right now. [00:57:20] Speaker D: Ow. No, that's a lot, bro. That's a lot of sugar. There's a lot of shit going on. You think you're the only one that had explosive diarrhea? Morning. No, I did. Cuz I had fucking McDonald's last night. [00:57:31] Speaker B: You had. [00:57:31] Speaker C: So why are you sitting here like fucking Brendan Fraser in the whale trying to be like the donuts are not denied the way that I want the donuts. Please, man, get the right donuts next time. [00:57:42] Speaker B: I just saying, every time I look at Nico and stop getting mad that I'm burping, it's gonna happen. [00:57:46] Speaker D: But you burping like in my fucking. [00:57:49] Speaker B: I was. Burma, right here, dude. Right like this. Right like this. [00:57:52] Speaker C: You burping over here. Moon, continue. Al. [00:57:57] Speaker B: Every time I look at Nico, he's not eating a cookie. Like, yeah, it's crazy. [00:58:03] Speaker C: Nico, what did you think this is? Lawrence of Arabia? How much time do you think you have to have? [00:58:06] Speaker A: You finish. [00:58:08] Speaker B: He's got two. Two down of each pair. [00:58:10] Speaker D: You know what I want? [00:58:11] Speaker A: Do we have a bowl? I just bowl. I just choked on the donut. [00:58:17] Speaker C: Do we have a boat? [00:58:19] Speaker A: We have a bowl. [00:58:20] Speaker C: No. [00:58:20] Speaker A: That we can put all these auras in so we know where he's at. [00:58:23] Speaker B: We definitely get a bowl. [00:58:24] Speaker C: First of its wood. Justin. It's way easy to do it by the box. [00:58:27] Speaker A: I don't think so. [00:58:28] Speaker C: Yes. [00:58:29] Speaker D: No. Can I get a bowl? [00:58:30] Speaker C: Sabrina, what are we doing? [00:58:32] Speaker B: Sabrina, go to the island on the side that's closest to the window. Open it up underneath that. Yep. [00:58:40] Speaker C: Let's see. [00:58:41] Speaker B: A big bowl for chips and shit. [00:58:42] Speaker C: Let's pivot to trivia. [00:58:43] Speaker B: If you can get a clear one would be ideal. Deal. [00:58:46] Speaker A: Yeah, if you. If you could get us a clear bowl, that would be awesome. This kid's eating dog toys out here. [00:58:56] Speaker C: All right, let's pivot to trivia because this is turned into the fat guy podcast. [00:59:00] Speaker A: We are going to turn it to Trivia as soon as we get this bowl. What I would suggest is we don't have pens and papers. [00:59:07] Speaker C: I'm going to just write on my phone. [00:59:08] Speaker A: Just write on your phone this girl, you should have never sent her. You should probably sent Santino to get the bowl. You could have waited for him to turn one and a half. [00:59:17] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:59:18] Speaker A: And then be able to walk. [00:59:19] Speaker C: I can't wait for Sabrina to come back with a spatula, by the way. [00:59:22] Speaker A: Yeah, she's going to bring a cereal bowl. All right. Just any old bowl. [00:59:27] Speaker C: We'll do any old bowl. [00:59:29] Speaker B: What do you mean? She get. Yeah, big popcorn bowl. [00:59:31] Speaker D: Oh, she. Yeah, I hope she. I wish she just brought over a cereal. That's good. [00:59:35] Speaker A: That'll do, that'll do. [00:59:36] Speaker C: That'll do. [00:59:36] Speaker B: I hate that. [00:59:38] Speaker D: I did. [00:59:39] Speaker A: You did. Congratulations, honey. You're the best. [00:59:42] Speaker D: You guys can fucking see. [00:59:44] Speaker A: So why don't you get a little bit more on camera here? [00:59:47] Speaker C: All right, Justin, let's get going with the trivia. [00:59:49] Speaker A: We. I don't want that noise going. [00:59:51] Speaker D: He's gonna open three. [00:59:52] Speaker A: Why are you in a hurry? [00:59:53] Speaker C: Me? I mean, I gotta buy up maybe 40 minutes, 45 minutes left. [00:59:58] Speaker B: I'll tell you one thing, though, about those Oreos, they look so fucking good in that bowl. [01:00:02] Speaker C: Yeah, they look great. The red brings it out. [01:00:04] Speaker B: Yeah, it's really pope. [01:00:07] Speaker D: I stop and shop to not even have Halloween style donuts. [01:00:11] Speaker B: Alright, so he didn't. Doesn't have one quarter of one sleeve done of the double chocolate ones. [01:00:17] Speaker D: I'm just. [01:00:18] Speaker B: Am I allowed to talk? Oh, no, you just seen that there's. [01:00:23] Speaker D: A full sleeve of that gone. [01:00:24] Speaker B: No, there's not. [01:00:25] Speaker D: So I've done one third of this one. Yes, I have. You fucking asshole. [01:00:30] Speaker A: You might need a second bowl. [01:00:33] Speaker B: He might need another bowl. He hasn't even put a dent. He. I swear to God, I think he's eaten twelve cookies, to be honest. [01:00:39] Speaker A: You might not have taken down a sleeve yet. [01:00:43] Speaker B: This is the smallest pack of the three. And is the middle sleeve go. Okay, he got the middle sleeve on that? [01:00:48] Speaker A: Yeah, he got some seven cookies on them of the micro pack. [01:00:53] Speaker D: I just want everybody to show. Okay, okay. Hold on, cuz. This is fucking. Yo, bro, look at that. Look at that. [01:01:00] Speaker A: Show the camera. [01:01:01] Speaker D: That's crazy. Look at that. [01:01:02] Speaker A: See that? [01:01:03] Speaker D: That's what I have to almost nearly consume this. Kids eating fucking slices of meat. It's a joke, dude. [01:01:10] Speaker B: Mine weighs. Joe, mine weighs more than yours. [01:01:14] Speaker D: Dick, I don't even care what you're. Nah, this weighs way more. [01:01:18] Speaker B: Dude, what are you talking about? I have three pounds of prosciutto. You got a one pound. This is your biggest package. Let's call that one one pound. That's two. Two. Then you got that one. That's not even a thing. I'm way more than you. [01:01:31] Speaker A: All right, so trivia. [01:01:32] Speaker C: Yeah, right. Yeah, right. [01:01:34] Speaker A: We're going to get into trivia now? [01:01:35] Speaker B: Start eating it and shut up. [01:01:37] Speaker D: It's not even fucking. [01:01:37] Speaker B: You want to. You want to talk about your love. [01:01:39] Speaker A: Life, you're better off pouring a gallon of milk in there and eating it like fucking. [01:01:43] Speaker B: She's celebrating Kwanzaa. That's my question. [01:01:52] Speaker A: All right, so Nico is dying. We're gonna get into trivia. I know it's been a while. We don't have. We don't have the display like normal. So I'm gonna read you the questions off the phone. If you guys don't remember trivia, how. [01:02:12] Speaker B: We gonna do this? We're doing it on our phone. [01:02:15] Speaker C: Just. Just type it on your phone and then just put your phone down instead of the fucking Audi cold. [01:02:20] Speaker B: All right? [01:02:21] Speaker D: All right. [01:02:22] Speaker B: Do we trust Malcolm? [01:02:24] Speaker A: So we are doing twelve questions. [01:02:27] Speaker C: Twelve. Okay, let me edit this. [01:02:30] Speaker B: Can I just do one at a time and show you one? Like, write the question? [01:02:35] Speaker A: That's fine. We are going to be doing twelve questions. There are. [01:02:39] Speaker B: Nico's looking it up. [01:02:40] Speaker A: There are daily doubles. There are minuses. [01:02:43] Speaker C: I like it. [01:02:45] Speaker A: It is a mix of pop culture and you know how we normally do trivia. I am not trying to stump you guys. I'm not trying to make you guys go, oh, for nothing. [01:02:55] Speaker B: We'll be the judge of this. [01:02:56] Speaker C: We've. We've. We've stepped into a new echelon. I like this. [01:03:00] Speaker A: My question is, how do you want to determine who goes first? Does it matter? We'll just. I feel it will start with Mako. He's the guest. [01:03:07] Speaker C: Okay. [01:03:08] Speaker A: Well, actually, that doesn't. [01:03:09] Speaker B: It doesn't matter. We're gonna write it down. Then we should show it to the screen. That's all. [01:03:14] Speaker C: Sure. [01:03:16] Speaker A: All right, question number one. What is Garfield's favorite food? [01:03:22] Speaker D: So gay. [01:03:23] Speaker B: Such a bad, bad question. [01:03:25] Speaker D: Great question. I know this. [01:03:27] Speaker A: Well, just write it down and then you can read it off your. [01:03:32] Speaker D: I'm going on my notes. [01:03:33] Speaker A: Just go on your notes. [01:03:35] Speaker C: That's what it. What else? [01:03:36] Speaker A: Write it down. And then when you need to show me, I want nobody to be writing, fucking their thumbs going. [01:03:42] Speaker D: I'm lowering my sensitivity on my thing. [01:03:45] Speaker A: I just don't want to see anybody's thumbs moving after I say thumbs down. Okay, we are gonna go with 5432. Thumbs down. [01:04:00] Speaker D: Penis. [01:04:01] Speaker A: Thumbs down. [01:04:03] Speaker D: Oh. I was trying to make the font bigger, to be honest with you, but. All right. [01:04:07] Speaker A: All right. Mako, what do you got? [01:04:10] Speaker C: Lasagna. [01:04:11] Speaker D: Lasagna. [01:04:12] Speaker B: Lasagna. [01:04:13] Speaker D: How'd you do that? [01:04:14] Speaker A: Those are three correct. [01:04:15] Speaker D: Do it with Snapchat. [01:04:16] Speaker A: No, he just. [01:04:17] Speaker B: I just did it in notes. Lasagna. [01:04:20] Speaker A: Lasagna. Three correct answers. I would like one of you to keep school, please. [01:04:27] Speaker D: Girl, I'm not doing that. [01:04:29] Speaker C: No, you know what everybody does? Just keep it typed on your phone. [01:04:32] Speaker D: Oh, yeah. [01:04:32] Speaker C: And then just cross reference it with you after. [01:04:35] Speaker A: That's fine. [01:04:36] Speaker C: That's because you got them. [01:04:36] Speaker D: All right. [01:04:37] Speaker C: That. Justin, do this. By the way, you get shit in your beard. There you go. You're all good. [01:04:41] Speaker A: That fucking donut, baby. All right, we're gonna go a question two. Who wrote the play Romeo and Juliet? Who wrote the play Romeo and Juliet? Oh, Romeo. [01:05:02] Speaker D: Oh, come. [01:05:03] Speaker A: Oh, Romeo. This is the only thing that stinks about trivia, is you guys all get mute and then I gotta talk the whole time, and I don't have j fine here be like, well, he was involved in it. [01:05:13] Speaker B: He was probably the best. [01:05:15] Speaker A: That's true. [01:05:16] Speaker D: We love this podcast. [01:05:18] Speaker B: Yeah, I'm sure he does. [01:05:19] Speaker C: Everyone hates this, but I hate this fucking podcast. [01:05:22] Speaker A: You don't even know why you're here right now, where you fucking despise us. [01:05:25] Speaker B: He really does fucking know. [01:05:27] Speaker D: It doesn't matter. [01:05:28] Speaker A: Nico should be eating at least one Oreo per question. [01:05:31] Speaker B: It would be. It just. If he just does that, he got four minutes for an Oreo. It seems like it would, like, see where you're at at the end? Trivia. [01:05:38] Speaker A: Thumbs down. [01:05:39] Speaker D: It's just fucking. It's nauseating, bro. [01:05:41] Speaker A: Thumbs down. [01:05:42] Speaker D: Terrible idea, Al. [01:05:44] Speaker C: I got. [01:05:45] Speaker B: I got William Shakespeare. [01:05:47] Speaker D: William Shakespeare. [01:05:48] Speaker C: Shakespeare. [01:05:49] Speaker A: Okay, those correct answers. [01:05:51] Speaker B: Did you check Marcos? [01:05:53] Speaker A: Yes, he put Shakespeare. Those are two. [01:05:57] Speaker D: Those are famous for fucking not writing down shit and just saying the answer. [01:06:01] Speaker C: Not. Not true at all. [01:06:02] Speaker A: All right, question number three. Three. What is the hottest natural substance on earth? [01:06:10] Speaker D: Mud. [01:06:12] Speaker B: The hottest natural substance. [01:06:14] Speaker A: What is the hottest natural substance on earth and not Nikko's dick because that's what. Just take a look at him. He just wants to be like, my dick. What is the hottest natural substance on earth? [01:06:41] Speaker B: He's definitely writing a dick joke. [01:06:43] Speaker A: All right, do we have with the lib girl? Thumbs down. [01:06:46] Speaker B: Appreciate it. [01:06:47] Speaker D: Shut the fuck up. Actually, you know what? Fuck it. Keep ripping at me like that's harmless. Who cares? No one cares. [01:06:54] Speaker A: Nobody cares. [01:06:55] Speaker D: You can wait. Yeah. Literally, actually. Next to zodiac signs, no one gives a fuck. [01:07:00] Speaker A: All right, so thumbs down. [01:07:01] Speaker D: Niko my dick. [01:07:04] Speaker A: Okay, so that is a mako. [01:07:08] Speaker C: I had diamond. It's wrong, but I had Diamond. [01:07:10] Speaker B: I have diamond as well. [01:07:11] Speaker A: It is diamond. [01:07:12] Speaker C: Oh, shit. [01:07:13] Speaker A: Which Niko will probably be buying soon. Cause he's in love. [01:07:17] Speaker B: Yes. [01:07:18] Speaker D: Dude. Isn't it. Isn't there another name for that, though? [01:07:22] Speaker C: Nope. [01:07:22] Speaker A: Yeah. Diamond. [01:07:24] Speaker C: Diamond. Yeah. Diamonds. [01:07:27] Speaker A: Multiple diamonds. Yeah. All right, so next question. What was Jim Carrey's first starting role? What was Jim Carrey's first starting role? [01:07:43] Speaker B: You mean starting. [01:07:46] Speaker C: Oh, starting was. [01:07:48] Speaker B: What do you mean by. [01:07:49] Speaker C: Do you mean film? [01:07:50] Speaker A: Television is his first movie that he. [01:07:53] Speaker C: Okay. [01:07:53] Speaker A: He was the main boring lead. [01:07:56] Speaker C: Okay, I got you. [01:07:57] Speaker B: Oh, my God. How do I forget the name? [01:07:59] Speaker A: What is Jim Carrey? [01:08:00] Speaker C: I think I actually got role. [01:08:03] Speaker B: I know it. [01:08:04] Speaker A: I know. [01:08:04] Speaker B: I know that. [01:08:05] Speaker A: I know that. Niko definitely does it. [01:08:07] Speaker C: Know this movie. [01:08:08] Speaker A: Mako is a film buff. He knows a lot about movies. He's very talented in that aspect. I feel like he will get that. [01:08:16] Speaker C: I think I. But I think this might be the. [01:08:18] Speaker A: Second think Al has too much prosciutto in him and it's weighing his brain down. [01:08:23] Speaker B: I think this is. This is a problem we should have. [01:08:25] Speaker C: Way. [01:08:25] Speaker B: We should have did the trivia here before. [01:08:26] Speaker A: I wanted you guys to get all fucked up before I'm chilling. Is everybody's pens down? Thumbs down. [01:08:33] Speaker B: No, no. [01:08:35] Speaker A: Nico is definitely not going to get this thousand percent. If he does, I would. I'll eat the rest of those Oreos for him because there's no way. [01:08:42] Speaker D: I wish I fucking knew that. [01:08:43] Speaker A: Be lit. [01:08:44] Speaker D: This is a terrible idea. I. This sucks because the original idea was supposed to be all three of us split 100 oreos. Like, that wouldn't have been unrealistic. But no, Al had to be difficult. Be like, no, you just should just do it. [01:08:55] Speaker B: I'm doing three pounds of prosciutto. The only one that shits way easier now. Next week, I'm gonna have to do fucking oreos just to prove you wrong. Everything. I prove you wrong. And it's crazy. [01:09:04] Speaker A: All right. Thumbs down, cable guy. [01:09:09] Speaker C: It's not once bitten, is it? [01:09:12] Speaker B: Okay, so I thought it was a vampire movie. I put fearless nights. I know that he might be right. [01:09:16] Speaker A: It is once bitten. That is a good job answer for Marco. [01:09:19] Speaker B: Good job. [01:09:20] Speaker A: Nico is, I mean, in the lead. Al is in second. [01:09:23] Speaker B: I knew that's what it was. I just couldn't get the name. [01:09:26] Speaker C: It's got that song at the end to once bit it. Yeah. It's actually not a bad little movie. [01:09:31] Speaker A: It's kind of funny. [01:09:33] Speaker C: It's a fine movie. [01:09:35] Speaker A: Fine movie. [01:09:36] Speaker C: Yeah. I was gonna say Earth girls are easy at first, but then I'm like, yeah, no, I think it's once been. [01:09:40] Speaker A: Oh, it is once bitten. Earth girls are easy. I think he was not a main character. [01:09:46] Speaker C: Yeah, you're right. You're right. [01:09:47] Speaker A: He was in that. It was he. [01:09:49] Speaker C: No, he was Jeff Goldblum. No. [01:09:52] Speaker A: Earth girls or easy. [01:09:53] Speaker C: I'm pretty sure he's in it in, like, a small role. But you're right, it's not a starring role. [01:09:56] Speaker A: Question number five. Mount Everest being the first. What is the second tallest mountain? Mount Everest being the first. Meaning the tallest. What is the second tallest? [01:10:17] Speaker B: This is, like, fucking stupid. This is. J. Fine would know this. He'd know the actual fucking distance. [01:10:22] Speaker A: He would know the height. He would know the fucking big peaks guy. He's a big p. He's all the natures. [01:10:31] Speaker B: He knows all the nature stuff. Waterfalls. Shut up. [01:10:35] Speaker A: Hey. Yeah. [01:10:38] Speaker B: So I should throw. Throw him off the table like you threw the cat off the table? [01:10:43] Speaker A: I would. I would. I feel like none of you are gonna get this one. [01:10:47] Speaker D: I know it. [01:10:48] Speaker C: I think I got it. [01:10:48] Speaker A: Why? Cause you're googling it. No. What are you backing? [01:10:50] Speaker D: I wrote it down. [01:10:51] Speaker A: Okay, so thumbs down. Nico? [01:10:54] Speaker D: Mount Vesuvius. [01:10:55] Speaker C: Not even remotely close. That's a volcano. [01:10:59] Speaker B: Well, that's technically a mountain. [01:11:00] Speaker C: It is a mountain, but it's a volcano. It's not even remotely. Is it k two? [01:11:04] Speaker D: No, hold on. [01:11:05] Speaker B: I have Kilimanjaro. [01:11:05] Speaker D: Is it Kilimanjaro? [01:11:06] Speaker A: It is k two. Another correct answer. Fucking kid is. Ate his wheaties this morning. [01:11:14] Speaker B: Well, he's the only one that isn't fucking in a challenge. But we'll let the guests win once in a while. You know all these guests we've been having lately? [01:11:21] Speaker A: This question should be a fucking layup question. This should be a layup question. But I feel like Niko's not gonna get it. [01:11:30] Speaker D: Okay, yank zero in a row. [01:11:34] Speaker A: What is the name of our galaxy? [01:11:36] Speaker B: I think you got to put the whole Oreo in and stop biting it. [01:11:39] Speaker D: No, but, bro, stop. Because I can't even. I'm never gonna want to fucking look at an Oreo after this for years. I am. Like you said, the taste is starting to nauseate me, which is not good. [01:11:52] Speaker A: I want to know what the name of our galaxy is. [01:11:55] Speaker B: Dude, I think I might be like. You know when you just, like, my brain's mushroom right now. I should have took my. My fucking alpha brain does that. [01:12:02] Speaker C: You take that shit. [01:12:03] Speaker B: Actually, I was taking it, Darren, when we were doing trivia and I felt like it was working. [01:12:10] Speaker C: And it gave you diarrhea. [01:12:12] Speaker A: Performance enhancing drug when you were doing trivia. That's. [01:12:16] Speaker C: Alice supports steroids in baseball. [01:12:18] Speaker B: I would definitely, you know. All right, there's a lot of steroids in this room right now. [01:12:23] Speaker A: I feel like we have ton of them. [01:12:25] Speaker C: Yeah. Prentazone and albuterol. That's the steroids going around in this. [01:12:30] Speaker A: We have thumbs down. [01:12:31] Speaker C: Yeah, I'm ready. Hold on. [01:12:33] Speaker D: Can I get the question one more time? [01:12:35] Speaker A: Yeah. What is the name of our galaxy? [01:12:39] Speaker D: Okay, I got it. Do I have to go first again? [01:12:42] Speaker B: I know I'm wrong. [01:12:44] Speaker A: Niko. [01:12:44] Speaker D: Solar system. [01:12:46] Speaker C: Niko. [01:12:51] Speaker B: Listen, my brain's so mushed, I don't want to laugh. [01:12:53] Speaker D: Too high. [01:12:57] Speaker B: Does this. [01:13:01] Speaker A: I get it. [01:13:07] Speaker B: I'm gonna have a stroke. [01:13:09] Speaker D: That's not right. [01:13:16] Speaker C: Mako. It's not the Milky Way, is it? [01:13:19] Speaker B: I got the Milky Way. [01:13:20] Speaker A: It is the Milky Way. [01:13:24] Speaker D: Before I asked for it again, I was like, nah, the Milky Way is the fucking star constellation. That's so fucking stupid. [01:13:30] Speaker A: What a dumb Milky Way galaxy. [01:13:33] Speaker D: Fucking not the solar system. [01:13:36] Speaker C: Pluto is the 9th planet in our solar system, appropriately called solar system. [01:13:47] Speaker B: All right, didn't you ask what's the name of solar system? [01:13:50] Speaker A: I said, what's the name of our galaxy? [01:13:52] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. [01:13:52] Speaker D: Oh. [01:13:55] Speaker C: This is the solar system galaxy with the planets in it. All right, next one in the living room right now. [01:14:04] Speaker A: How many time zones are in the world? This is a tough question. [01:14:09] Speaker C: This is a good one. [01:14:10] Speaker A: Every time I say it's a tough question, everyone gets it fucking right on the head. If you would like a hint. [01:14:18] Speaker B: Nope, no hints. [01:14:19] Speaker A: Okay, no hints. [01:14:20] Speaker B: No hints. [01:14:23] Speaker A: How many time zones are in the world? [01:14:27] Speaker B: All right, hold on a second. [01:14:31] Speaker A: Nico is in full blown panic mode. He's stressing out. [01:14:36] Speaker D: Fuck, dude. I'm just trying not throw up, to be honest. This is tough. That's a stupid ass question. I thought solar system was it. I had Milky Way. [01:14:43] Speaker B: See, this could be a trick question for me. Cause. [01:14:45] Speaker D: All right, time out. Can I get the question one more time? [01:14:49] Speaker A: Yes. How many time zones are in the world? [01:14:52] Speaker D: All right, I got it. [01:14:54] Speaker A: Everyone else, are you ready with your answers? [01:14:56] Speaker B: Can I change my answer right now? I could be wrong. [01:14:59] Speaker A: Quickly, before I ask everybody what their answers are. [01:15:05] Speaker B: Okay. [01:15:07] Speaker A: All right, are we ready? [01:15:08] Speaker C: Mm hmm. [01:15:09] Speaker B: Al 24 nine. [01:15:12] Speaker A: Niko 824. [01:15:15] Speaker D: Let's go. [01:15:16] Speaker A: 24 is a correct answer. [01:15:18] Speaker B: I had twelve at first, but I was like, no, it has to. [01:15:20] Speaker C: I also put twelve first. And I was like, maybe it's less. Cause I'm thinking there's three per continent, but then Europe's really small, so just think. [01:15:26] Speaker B: There's. [01:15:26] Speaker D: It's. [01:15:27] Speaker B: Chicago is one. [01:15:28] Speaker C: Yeah. Right, right. [01:15:30] Speaker B: West Coast. East coast, one. So there's four in the United States. [01:15:32] Speaker A: There's four in the United States. [01:15:34] Speaker C: Is there four in the United States? [01:15:35] Speaker B: Yeah, maybe. [01:15:37] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. Mountain west is technically like. Yeah, you're right. [01:15:40] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:15:41] Speaker A: All right, so question number eight. We're actually almost there. This is a daily double. Daily double. What is the national. I'm sorry. Let me rephrase it. What is Japan's national sport? What is Japan's national sport? Daily double. [01:16:08] Speaker B: National sport. [01:16:09] Speaker A: What is Japan's national sport? You. This could be tricky. [01:16:14] Speaker D: This could be trick. [01:16:15] Speaker A: There's a couple answers that this could be for sure. And you could argue that it could be. [01:16:23] Speaker C: Well, hold on. What do you mean? You argue that it could be. [01:16:25] Speaker A: It's not. I have the definitive answer. [01:16:27] Speaker D: Speaker zero. [01:16:27] Speaker C: Okay. I was gonna say I. That made it sound like it was. [01:16:29] Speaker A: Like an I have the definitive answer, but somebody could say this one and it would kind of make sense. Sense. Or. I'm just saying all the Satori office is a daily double. You never know. Never know with me. What is Japan's national sports? And I feel like we're gonna be. [01:16:51] Speaker B: This is a stupid daily double question, if we're being honest. [01:16:54] Speaker D: Why? [01:16:54] Speaker A: Because it's bad? [01:16:56] Speaker B: No, I don't know. It's about Japan. [01:16:59] Speaker D: Like, I got asked if I was about. I got asked if I would go to Japan. Japan. [01:17:02] Speaker A: I just asked how many I want for you. A galaxy question. That's not about America. I asked you a time zone question. That's not about America. So why didn't you complain then? I asked you a Mount Everest question. [01:17:13] Speaker B: Is not a happy endings a sport? Can you answer that? [01:17:18] Speaker A: I feel like it should be. [01:17:19] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:17:20] Speaker A: At least on the Olympic level, I would agree. What can make you come? [01:17:24] Speaker B: Is this an Olympic sport? [01:17:26] Speaker A: I can't answer that question. That would be a hit. [01:17:29] Speaker D: What? Well, timeout. We could. [01:17:32] Speaker A: No hint. We said no. Al said no hint. No. [01:17:36] Speaker B: I said no to the last one. [01:17:37] Speaker A: I did an awful one on this. [01:17:38] Speaker D: What are you talking about? [01:17:39] Speaker A: If the daily doubles. You can't get a hint. [01:17:41] Speaker D: I thought if we all agree on getting a hint, we get one. [01:17:44] Speaker B: We do? Yeah. [01:17:44] Speaker A: Daily double. I am not giving a hint on a daily double. Sorry. [01:17:48] Speaker D: I don't need it, Justin. I know it. [01:17:50] Speaker A: Okay, so pens down in five. [01:17:52] Speaker B: I'm gonna be so bad when I get this wrong. [01:17:54] Speaker A: Three. [01:17:55] Speaker B: The other one. [01:17:55] Speaker A: Two. One. [01:17:57] Speaker C: I think me and Al had the same answer on this. [01:17:59] Speaker D: Ping pong. Or else known as table tennis. [01:18:02] Speaker A: So, Nico, your answer is ping pong. [01:18:04] Speaker C: I had baseball. [01:18:05] Speaker A: Baseball, Al. [01:18:07] Speaker B: I was going baseball, but I put sumo wrestling. [01:18:09] Speaker A: Sumo wrestling is a correct answer. [01:18:12] Speaker C: Let's go. That's crazy. That's the national sport. [01:18:16] Speaker B: Do you know how they, like, suck their dicks? These. [01:18:18] Speaker C: But how many sumo wrestlers are there. [01:18:23] Speaker A: Training them as kids? Fatten them up, dude. [01:18:25] Speaker B: I'm the fucking man. See, it doesn't matter. I could have two and three quarters pounds. [01:18:30] Speaker A: He was just complaining 10 seconds ago about the question. Now he got. [01:18:35] Speaker C: All right, that's. I mean, that's. That's interesting. I would have swore it was based. [01:18:38] Speaker A: So that's a daily double. Who's keeping track of points? [01:18:41] Speaker B: I got them. I got all the points. [01:18:42] Speaker A: Perfect. [01:18:43] Speaker B: All right, Nico got two points. [01:18:45] Speaker A: Question nine. I feel like Niko. [01:18:48] Speaker C: Wait. Can we get a score update here? Just because we're coming on the back nine of this, I'd like to know where I'm at. I know I have two wrong questions. [01:18:54] Speaker D: We have. [01:18:55] Speaker B: You have six points, Marco. [01:18:56] Speaker C: Okay, what do you have? Six? [01:18:58] Speaker B: Seven. Cause that was a daily. [01:19:00] Speaker C: Oh, right. Cause that was daily. Okay. [01:19:01] Speaker B: That was swing for me. [01:19:02] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:19:02] Speaker B: Nico got two. [01:19:03] Speaker A: Some may say this is an easy question. Some may be retarded and get it wrong. Question number nine. What is the smallest unit of measurement? [01:19:14] Speaker B: Niko's dick. [01:19:17] Speaker A: What is the second smallest? [01:19:21] Speaker B: Yeah, but. Okay. All right, so what is the. What second in what system? [01:19:27] Speaker A: What is. Yeah, sure. [01:19:31] Speaker B: Is it metric? [01:19:33] Speaker A: Yes. [01:19:34] Speaker C: That's. He doesn't know. So he's just like. It must be the metric system. [01:19:40] Speaker B: And this is. This is of a measurement of, like. [01:19:43] Speaker C: It's fine. [01:19:44] Speaker A: It's a unit. [01:19:44] Speaker C: I don't think it's that crazy of a unit. [01:19:46] Speaker A: It's not that I'm fucking at them. [01:19:51] Speaker C: Well, dude, that's not an interesting measurement anyway. [01:19:54] Speaker B: This is crazy. [01:19:55] Speaker C: Justin, that was the shittiest hint. [01:19:56] Speaker B: This is bad. [01:19:57] Speaker C: This is so bad. This is where it goes off the rails. I give you a hint. It's not a molecule. [01:20:05] Speaker B: Like, dude, the wheels starting to shake, and he's getting losing control of it. [01:20:09] Speaker D: Right. The smallest unit size. Smallest. Or you say second smallest. [01:20:14] Speaker C: No, small unit of. [01:20:15] Speaker A: Of measurement. I feel like everyone's pens are down. [01:20:17] Speaker D: Smallest unit of measurement. [01:20:19] Speaker B: I think we're overthinking it. [01:20:20] Speaker A: Yeah. Marco, what is your answer? [01:20:21] Speaker C: A micrometer. [01:20:24] Speaker A: Niko. Fuck. [01:20:27] Speaker D: Millimeter. [01:20:28] Speaker B: I have millimeter as well. [01:20:30] Speaker A: The answer is millimeter. [01:20:31] Speaker B: Thank you. [01:20:32] Speaker C: Wow. [01:20:33] Speaker A: You guys making a big stink over nothing. And you knew the answer. [01:20:37] Speaker C: I didn't. [01:20:38] Speaker A: I jumped. [01:20:38] Speaker D: Fucking clarification. [01:20:40] Speaker B: Michael got it wrong. He said micrometer. [01:20:41] Speaker D: I thought you said the second smallest unit. The guy was like that. A cocksucker. Answer like, that's a. Who the fuck asked why? [01:20:47] Speaker B: That's what I was asking. Lent. Uh, ounces. Like, you fucking think he knows? [01:20:52] Speaker D: You don't know. [01:20:53] Speaker A: I said of measurement. [01:20:55] Speaker D: I know. I understand that. [01:20:56] Speaker A: But we said, what's this actually of measure? [01:21:00] Speaker C: It was. It was fine. It's fine. [01:21:02] Speaker A: All right, so next fucking question. Question number ten. We have three questions left. What singer is known for the song thinking out of loud? What singer is known for the song? It's a hit single, thinking out loud. I feel like this is a fucking cupcake question. [01:21:23] Speaker D: Yeah, I think it is too. [01:21:25] Speaker A: In you two cupcakes, probably. I'm getting. [01:21:28] Speaker D: Yeah, I think so. Because if I know Justin, I know that this is something Justin would do. So. I already know the answer to this. [01:21:37] Speaker A: What do you think? Oh, pens down. Don't answer yet. [01:21:41] Speaker D: Depends on down yet. [01:21:43] Speaker A: I want the name of the artist is every. [01:21:45] Speaker C: Why would you want the what? Forget it. Nikita. [01:21:49] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. Why would I want the album title? [01:21:51] Speaker C: Yeah, like what? [01:21:53] Speaker A: The question is, what singer is known for the song thinking of the solar systems? What do you want? The solar system of it. All right, thumbs down in three, two. [01:22:07] Speaker D: Do you know it, Al? I got a prince Nico, but not cozy. [01:22:14] Speaker A: Mako. [01:22:14] Speaker D: There's only just Ed Sheeran. [01:22:16] Speaker C: You guys are both more Sharon. [01:22:18] Speaker A: I know the correct answer. [01:22:20] Speaker C: What? [01:22:20] Speaker B: Bernard Cozy is like, why? [01:22:22] Speaker A: Why would I pick. [01:22:23] Speaker B: He goes, I know that. [01:22:25] Speaker C: First off, wait a second. That is 1000% of you move. Especially thousand percent. It is. Let's not get egregious. That's 100% in the realm of reasoning of this. [01:22:34] Speaker A: That I'm gonna play this straight. You did I not. [01:22:37] Speaker C: You have played. It's been played very straight. Justin. Justin. So far. Justin. So far, it's the straightest game of trivia I've ever played with you. [01:22:43] Speaker A: I was gonna play it straight, and I meant it. [01:22:45] Speaker C: Yep, you still have two questions left. [01:22:47] Speaker A: So this is a daily double. [01:22:49] Speaker B: Another double. [01:22:50] Speaker C: It's a big swing for me right here. [01:22:52] Speaker B: Scumbag. [01:22:52] Speaker A: This might be a tough one, Ian. It actually is kind of going with something that's a little popular right now that just came out. What movie satirized? Nico's not gonna know. That means the Menendez brothers trial, with Ben Stiller playing both brothers. So. It means a spoof. So is in a movie they did, like, in the back. [01:23:21] Speaker B: You don't have to go that crazy, okay? You don't have to go that crazy. [01:23:24] Speaker C: I don't remember what it's called. I don't remember what it's even called. [01:23:27] Speaker B: I don't even explain anymore. It's a sad terrorization. Ben Sulla played those brothers. Everyone knows the answer. [01:23:33] Speaker A: I would think it's. [01:23:35] Speaker B: It's crazy. [01:23:36] Speaker A: And what's even crazier is. No, I don't want to say it. [01:23:39] Speaker B: Don't say it. [01:23:40] Speaker A: I don't want to say it. [01:23:41] Speaker B: Don't say it. [01:23:41] Speaker A: But you know what I'm going to say. [01:23:42] Speaker B: I know what you're going to say. Okay, I'll say it. [01:23:44] Speaker A: You'll say it after? [01:23:45] Speaker B: I'll say it after. [01:23:46] Speaker A: Okay. [01:23:47] Speaker C: Do you know this, Aldous? [01:23:48] Speaker B: Yes, 100%. [01:23:49] Speaker A: Oh, man. You're the movie daily double. [01:23:55] Speaker B: This is crazy. He doesn't know this. [01:23:56] Speaker A: I don't know how you don't know that. [01:23:57] Speaker B: You'll know soon. [01:23:59] Speaker A: Once he hears it, he's gonna be like, damn. I knew that. [01:24:02] Speaker B: I don't think this is hot. [01:24:03] Speaker A: It's not? [01:24:04] Speaker B: No. [01:24:05] Speaker A: All right. [01:24:05] Speaker C: It's. Wait. It's just. Wait, say it again. It just came. It just came out. [01:24:10] Speaker B: No, he's saying the Menendez Menendez just came out. [01:24:13] Speaker A: Brother stuff just came out on Netflix. [01:24:16] Speaker D: Yeah, pussies, right? [01:24:17] Speaker A: So it's painting them. This movie came out well before that. [01:24:21] Speaker C: Oh, well before that. [01:24:22] Speaker A: Yes. Oh, this is not a new. [01:24:25] Speaker B: You got, like, maybe 30 seconds. [01:24:27] Speaker C: You may. [01:24:28] Speaker B: Oh. [01:24:28] Speaker C: You made it sound like it just came out at first. [01:24:30] Speaker A: No, no, the Menendez brothers thing just. [01:24:32] Speaker C: Came out, and Ben Stillers playing Bolt was playing. It's a. [01:24:37] Speaker B: Well, I mean, someone had to play. It's a twin, right? They're twins. You got to play both. [01:24:41] Speaker A: Well, they're not twins. [01:24:41] Speaker D: They're not twins who. [01:24:42] Speaker A: He has a power. [01:24:43] Speaker B: They're not twins. [01:24:44] Speaker A: They're not twinsd in the spoof. That's what. That's what you got. Oh, but that's what they're based off. [01:24:50] Speaker D: Yeah, because, lyle, I think this is. [01:24:53] Speaker C: Kind of not a trick question. [01:24:54] Speaker A: But it's not a trick question. It's a matter of fact question. [01:24:57] Speaker C: I think I know what movie it might be. It's. It's. [01:25:00] Speaker B: Write it down. [01:25:01] Speaker A: Write it down. [01:25:02] Speaker C: I did. [01:25:02] Speaker A: It's probably wrong first. So dumbs down. [01:25:04] Speaker C: Mako, movie 43. [01:25:06] Speaker B: Close. Nico. You guys already mentioned it. Nico, do you have a name for it or. [01:25:13] Speaker D: No, what do you have answer name for this movie? [01:25:17] Speaker A: Yeah. What's your answer? [01:25:18] Speaker D: Meet the focus. [01:25:19] Speaker A: Okay. [01:25:19] Speaker B: Very close. Now, you guys already mentioned it. The cable guy. [01:25:23] Speaker A: Mm hmm. That is correct. [01:25:25] Speaker B: That's the tv and like, almost every other scene of the Menendez trial. [01:25:30] Speaker C: Give me a fucking break. [01:25:33] Speaker A: That. [01:25:34] Speaker C: No, that's bullshit. He made it sound like just. He made it sound like Ben Stiller was the star of the movie. [01:25:40] Speaker B: Is. [01:25:41] Speaker C: That's fucking ridiculous. That's a trick question. [01:25:43] Speaker B: He said it was hard. [01:25:45] Speaker C: That's. That's kind of a. Justin, that's the one question. That's kind of. [01:25:49] Speaker A: What do you mean? Let me reread this question. [01:25:51] Speaker C: That's fucking dumb, dude. [01:25:52] Speaker A: Movie satire. The Menendez Brothers trial, but that still a playing both, bro. [01:25:58] Speaker C: That you made it sound like that's the plot of the movie. It's not. It's just a. Something that happens in the background that you have to, like, notice. That's like saying. [01:26:07] Speaker B: That's like saying down the road. [01:26:10] Speaker C: It's like, you are as fair as that is. That's a shit bad question. That's done. You made it sound like Ben Stiller was the lead actor in the movie and the movies about the satirization of the Menendez Brothers trial. Not that it's a thing in the background that you have to, like, notice as an Easter egg. [01:26:28] Speaker B: Have you seen cable guy? [01:26:30] Speaker C: Twice, maybe. [01:26:31] Speaker A: Oh, well, that's a huge problem. What do you mean? We used to do the. [01:26:37] Speaker C: Yeah, that's. But that's. No, no, that. But that's stupid, man. [01:26:41] Speaker A: That's that movie. To kingdom. [01:26:43] Speaker C: No, but you. I know, but you made it sound. Justin, like the movie is about that. Like that kind of bullshit question. [01:26:50] Speaker D: There's still another fucking question. [01:26:51] Speaker A: This is a minus one. [01:26:53] Speaker B: Oh, this is technically a table. Double daily double. [01:26:56] Speaker A: This is a minus one. I'll give you a timer times two if you get it right. Minus one if you get it right. [01:27:03] Speaker B: That's a three point swing. [01:27:04] Speaker A: Three point swing question. [01:27:05] Speaker B: Now, you're not playing it straight down the road. [01:27:07] Speaker C: No, I respect it. [01:27:08] Speaker D: Now he's trying to flex. He's trying to flex the rules. [01:27:10] Speaker C: I respect it. Justin, if it's going to be the last question of the game, I don't mind it. [01:27:14] Speaker A: Last question. Because we're only doing twelve. We usually do, what, 14? [01:27:16] Speaker D: Yup. [01:27:17] Speaker A: So Ryan Reynolds co owns what welsh soccer team. What is the name of the team? [01:27:25] Speaker D: Oh, wow. [01:27:25] Speaker C: This is so easy. [01:27:28] Speaker D: This is fucking really easy. Word. [01:27:30] Speaker C: Al definitely knows this too. [01:27:33] Speaker A: Ryan Reynolds. Did you just finish it? Trying to finish it. What do you got? One side, one little piece left. Niko is in a fucking coma right now. [01:27:45] Speaker C: He looks worse. [01:27:47] Speaker A: Is there not another one under there? [01:27:50] Speaker B: Nope. [01:27:51] Speaker A: Wow. [01:27:52] Speaker B: Three pounds of prosciutto. [01:27:54] Speaker A: Unbelievable. [01:27:55] Speaker B: You need me to look really clean off the sides? [01:27:57] Speaker A: No, I think you did it, dude. I would just, you know, chalk it up. [01:28:02] Speaker B: What was the question? [01:28:03] Speaker A: Ryan Reynolds co owns what welsh soccer team times two if right, minus one if wrong. [01:28:11] Speaker B: You know, disagree with the point system. [01:28:14] Speaker A: Yeah, it's gonna be all right. You have to. You're already in a lead anyways. I don't think it matters. [01:28:19] Speaker B: It does matter because technically, if I get this wrong, he would tie me. [01:28:22] Speaker C: That's right. [01:28:25] Speaker A: But you know the answer. Pens down. [01:28:33] Speaker B: I didn't get you. I just finished my prosciutto. [01:28:35] Speaker A: Well, that, you know, you. That's. This is a you problem. So if you don't have an answer. [01:28:42] Speaker D: In the natural and Keller can answer this fucking. You either know it or you don't know it for like I know I. [01:28:48] Speaker A: Should know it, but three. [01:28:50] Speaker D: It's been two. [01:28:51] Speaker A: Al, what is your answer? [01:28:53] Speaker B: I got Nottingham. I was gonna say Swan. [01:29:00] Speaker C: I get notting Hill with Hugh Grant. [01:29:02] Speaker B: Yeah, I was gonna say Swan. [01:29:04] Speaker C: It's Wrexham. [01:29:06] Speaker B: Wrexham? [01:29:07] Speaker A: Fuck, Rex. [01:29:09] Speaker D: MFC. [01:29:09] Speaker A: Yes. [01:29:10] Speaker B: Niko, you don't got it right. [01:29:11] Speaker C: No, you can't say Wrexham. [01:29:14] Speaker B: It's good. [01:29:22] Speaker A: You can't take every single name, all three. You are wrong. You're missing a letter. The correct name is Wrexham AFC. [01:29:31] Speaker C: Guys, guys, guys. The AFC thing isn't. Isn't. That's not part of the team name. No, that should be right for me. Wrexham is the name of the team. [01:29:42] Speaker B: Final score. [01:29:43] Speaker C: I'm tied with. [01:29:44] Speaker B: Rocco has six. [01:29:46] Speaker C: No, I'm tied. [01:29:47] Speaker B: Nico has two, Al has nine. [01:29:50] Speaker A: Oh, they. [01:29:50] Speaker D: They are called Wrecks and AFC. Well, just not. Well, the AFC. [01:29:54] Speaker C: But every team is an FC. It's just a matter of if you say it or not. [01:29:59] Speaker A: Agree with that? [01:30:00] Speaker C: What? [01:30:01] Speaker A: I will agree with that. [01:30:02] Speaker D: What we get. [01:30:03] Speaker B: No taking a negative one. [01:30:07] Speaker A: AFC is hedgesthem. [01:30:08] Speaker C: He didn't even get the name right. [01:30:09] Speaker B: No, it's not naves Al. [01:30:10] Speaker C: That's. No, that's ridiculous. [01:30:12] Speaker A: Look at the name. Look at the name. [01:30:15] Speaker D: It's rocks. Everyone's. [01:30:16] Speaker B: It's like Dal. It's shortening it. [01:30:18] Speaker C: No, come on. [01:30:19] Speaker A: No, no, it's not. [01:30:20] Speaker B: Look, let me take another name from. [01:30:22] Speaker D: That late looks in 2008. It's the same Wrexham. [01:30:28] Speaker C: It's just called wreck. Like Wrexham is the name. [01:30:30] Speaker D: So. [01:30:30] Speaker A: Yes, that would be. [01:30:32] Speaker C: So now you write ibreaker for me. You know. [01:30:34] Speaker B: You see what I mean? Like you had to get all goofy. Now. [01:30:37] Speaker A: I don't think I got that. You got goofy. [01:30:38] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:30:42] Speaker B: Yeah, but not AFC FC. This is what he's saying though. That's an AFC FC. [01:30:49] Speaker A: Just means football club. [01:30:50] Speaker D: This means football. [01:30:51] Speaker C: All it means. [01:30:51] Speaker B: AFC wrecks them. [01:30:53] Speaker A: American football club. [01:30:55] Speaker C: Yeah. Overtime. [01:30:58] Speaker D: Well, now you guys are gonna go to overtime and that's fucking. [01:31:00] Speaker B: Do you see how you go? He goes from being straight down the ride and then he just adds an extra minus for no reason. [01:31:06] Speaker A: I wanted to make it a little more interesting. [01:31:08] Speaker B: No, you just saved it for Justin after he was busting your balls the whole time about it. [01:31:13] Speaker C: I didn't say a single thing the whole time. [01:31:14] Speaker B: I should have got wrecks him. I'm nodding him. I knew it was like him at the end. [01:31:22] Speaker D: Nodding him. [01:31:24] Speaker B: Nico, come on. You're embarrassing us. [01:31:25] Speaker D: I'm not. Dude, you know I'm fucking hot. [01:31:27] Speaker B: Look at. Dude, you're embarrassing us. Seriously. We can't be the group that just says they're gonna do something and don't even come close. [01:31:34] Speaker A: What country is home to the famous ancient site Machu Picchu? [01:31:39] Speaker B: What? [01:31:41] Speaker A: You're not even in this. It's between Alan Mako. What? Niko is fucking overtired or something. What country? [01:31:54] Speaker D: This is terrible. Would have never in my life ever wishes upon my worst enemy. [01:31:58] Speaker A: What country? [01:31:59] Speaker D: 100 oreos in. Sorry, Justin. This is just terrible. I'm not having a good time. [01:32:04] Speaker A: What country is known for the famous ancient site? Machu Picchu? [01:32:10] Speaker D: I really want that lego figure. Where'd you get that? [01:32:15] Speaker B: Oh, if I could take it. [01:32:16] Speaker A: Pens down. [01:32:17] Speaker C: Yes. [01:32:18] Speaker A: All right. [01:32:22] Speaker D: Al, you know where Machu Picchu is? [01:32:25] Speaker B: No, I don't. [01:32:26] Speaker D: In your ass. [01:32:26] Speaker B: My brain is really mushed. [01:32:27] Speaker A: What is your answer? [01:32:29] Speaker B: Mexico. [01:32:30] Speaker C: I also said Mexico. [01:32:31] Speaker A: You're both wrong. It's Peru. [01:32:33] Speaker B: Okay, Peru. Okay. [01:32:34] Speaker A: All right, let's do. [01:32:35] Speaker B: Thank God. [01:32:35] Speaker A: All right, I'll go. Sports. [01:32:38] Speaker D: Oh, go. [01:32:39] Speaker B: Why don't you go famous influences. Do something right up his alley, please. I said sports. [01:32:47] Speaker D: Honestly, dude, get these. [01:32:49] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:32:49] Speaker D: Get these away from us. [01:32:50] Speaker B: I'm telling you. Just do a closest to. And then it's easy. I've been saying this from the job. [01:32:54] Speaker A: Like. Like, how. [01:32:55] Speaker B: How many episodes is a certain show? Like, stuff like that. [01:32:58] Speaker D: A good one. That's a good one. You're right, because this. [01:33:00] Speaker B: This is a winner. [01:33:04] Speaker D: How many episodes. [01:33:05] Speaker A: How many dimples does the average golf ball? Have? [01:33:08] Speaker C: You already asked us. [01:33:10] Speaker A: I did. [01:33:11] Speaker C: That was a question back when I was on the podcast. Swear to fucking God. Yes, I was. [01:33:16] Speaker D: If it was Marco, then you know you should know the answer. [01:33:18] Speaker A: What's the answer? [01:33:23] Speaker D: That's what I'm saying. [01:33:25] Speaker A: This is the closest to. [01:33:27] Speaker D: What's the name of our solar system? [01:33:29] Speaker A: How many episodes was Mac Lewis on? [01:33:31] Speaker D: What is that? [01:33:32] Speaker A: Dude, that was not looking that up. What are the average. What is the average fucking. Sorry. How many dimples does the average golf ball have? Closest to how many pimples? [01:33:47] Speaker D: Dimples, Al. [01:33:50] Speaker B: Yeah, I just changed it. [01:33:51] Speaker D: But, Al, if you don't get this question right, you're a fake golfer. [01:33:55] Speaker C: I have 117. [01:33:57] Speaker B: I have 72. [01:33:58] Speaker A: Mako, you would be the winner. It's 336 dimples on a golf ball. [01:34:04] Speaker B: What are they counting? They count the impressions of the ones on top. [01:34:07] Speaker D: Go get a golf ball. Right now. [01:34:10] Speaker A: Absolutely nothing is a fucking the indent. [01:34:14] Speaker B: I get it. There's no way there's that way. This couple's too small. [01:34:18] Speaker D: I look like you get 300. [01:34:20] Speaker A: 336. [01:34:21] Speaker D: What's the golf ball the size of. [01:34:22] Speaker A: A average golf ball typically has 336 dimples. [01:34:27] Speaker D: You guys know how much out? [01:34:30] Speaker A: The number can vary slightly depending on the manufacturer and design, but typically. [01:34:37] Speaker B: Listen, guess what? Just let you guys know. I wondez this one. He changed the rules out of nowhere. We're definitely not letting Mako win this one. [01:34:44] Speaker C: Yeah, no, we are. Because, Al, you can't be mad. The gamesman makes the rules. [01:34:48] Speaker B: Anyways, keep it going. That's another win for me. I'll put that down on them. On the market for me. Three pounds of prosciutto in. It's bad Marco didn't run me out of the water. The wrecks and thing I should have had. [01:34:57] Speaker C: It's nice to be back with a win. [01:34:59] Speaker B: Tip was on a golf ball. That's out. We don't know if that's true. [01:35:04] Speaker D: I just was holding a golf ball the other day. Like, they ain't no way. There's 300. [01:35:07] Speaker B: Plus. [01:35:08] Speaker A: Count them out. All right, so we're cutting it close to wrap up time. [01:35:12] Speaker B: I haven't supposed to do a draft. [01:35:14] Speaker A: We're going to do a draft right now. [01:35:15] Speaker D: I have a top five real quick. [01:35:17] Speaker B: All right, do the top five. [01:35:18] Speaker C: All right. [01:35:18] Speaker D: So the top five is going to be professional athletes that you wish were on your team. All right, Mark, you know how top five works. [01:35:24] Speaker B: Niko's, Marco, you're going to be doing the blind ranking on this. This is only you. We're blind ranking right now. [01:35:30] Speaker D: Obviously, you guys will conversational purpose after Marco decides where he's going to slot it, because again, Marco, it's blind. You don't know what's coming up one through five. One being the top. Okay. [01:35:45] Speaker C: Okay. [01:35:46] Speaker B: Coming your way. I actually got one for Mako, too. We'll do two blind rankings for Mako. I'm with it because I'd rather cut the draft. [01:35:58] Speaker A: I don't want to cut the draft. [01:35:59] Speaker C: Because we could probably cut the draft call and move my fucking appointment up. I want to do the draft. I like the draft. [01:36:04] Speaker A: Yeah. We're going to end on the draft, but let's get through this because I get a fucking drive for a home still and get to work. [01:36:09] Speaker B: My question is, why would you bring her then? [01:36:12] Speaker D: Bo Jackson. [01:36:14] Speaker C: This is for me, right? [01:36:15] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:36:15] Speaker C: Bo Jackson, number one. How going with the number 100% athlete. I would. Bo Jackson's the greatest athlete of all time. [01:36:24] Speaker B: They get taken the career though, right? Is that what you're saying? You take a. Yeah, career. [01:36:27] Speaker D: I'm taking the career. [01:36:28] Speaker C: Oh, you're taking the career. [01:36:29] Speaker A: Who would you want in your team? [01:36:31] Speaker B: Who would you want in your team? I'm not. [01:36:34] Speaker C: Jackson's two, okay? [01:36:36] Speaker B: Jackson's two. [01:36:36] Speaker C: Two. [01:36:39] Speaker D: This thing just went away from me. [01:36:41] Speaker C: This kid, this podcast is fucking missing a chromosome. [01:36:46] Speaker A: What is going on with on. Hold on, hold on. This is Al. Just do yours. [01:36:55] Speaker D: Wayne Gretzky, five. [01:36:59] Speaker C: Why mean, why? [01:37:02] Speaker D: You just don't need why? [01:37:04] Speaker C: I think. I think Wayne Gretzky was just on a lot of great teams. I think he's a great individual player, obviously. But as far as, like, a guy that's going to elevate my team. [01:37:11] Speaker D: You wouldn't like Gwen Gretzky being on the Bruins, so you would love. [01:37:14] Speaker C: Course I would love Wayne Gretzky playing on the Bruins. Who the fuck wouldn't? [01:37:16] Speaker D: But Jackson, where would you, where, where would you have slotted his. You would be primarily running the ball for the Patriots. [01:37:23] Speaker C: Oh, yeah, it's running back for the Patriots. Yeah, that'd be my. That will be, would be, yes. Hundred percent. If Bo Jackson's on the Patriots in the. In the eighties against the Bears, they might actually win. [01:37:32] Speaker B: That you think that. Do you think that running backs actually, like, take over games like that as much as, like, a quarterback? [01:37:39] Speaker C: Not anymore. Not anymore. Not anymore. Well, actually, if you look at Albert, if you look at the NFL this season, it's a run. It's a run as league now. [01:37:46] Speaker A: It's. [01:37:46] Speaker D: No, it's not. [01:37:47] Speaker C: It's. [01:37:47] Speaker B: A hundred percent is out of you, out of your hand right now. [01:37:50] Speaker D: Because I can't actually stomach to eat another one. I will end up regurgitating. Some of us, unlike you, have to go to work later on today. [01:37:58] Speaker B: I gotta do fucking coach football. I gotta go. I got a bunch of shit I gotta do. Wow. I ate fucking three pounds prosciutto. You didn't even eat fucking 15 cookies. [01:38:07] Speaker D: I, of course did. [01:38:08] Speaker B: We're counting those. [01:38:09] Speaker D: All right. [01:38:09] Speaker C: We can keep going with the cheese. Guys. Stop getting sidetracked with the Oreos in prosciutto. [01:38:15] Speaker D: Like, that was so much easier than fucking what I have to do. [01:38:19] Speaker C: All right. Who cares? [01:38:21] Speaker A: Gonna do the Oreos. [01:38:34] Speaker C: Go ahead. Come on. Barry Bonds. [01:38:37] Speaker B: Four. [01:38:39] Speaker D: Four. [01:38:40] Speaker C: Barry Bonds hit the ball. Not the best editor to have hit the ball. Not even close. Show Hayes shits on Barry Bonds. [01:38:46] Speaker B: Are you retarded? Season is his 13th best season. It doesn't matter what show Hayes season is his. Like. [01:38:52] Speaker C: Yeah, because he didn't pitch. He's a two way threat. He's a perennial hitter. [01:38:58] Speaker B: And you said show hey shits on him hitting. That's not. [01:39:00] Speaker C: I do. Yes. I do agree with. That's not true. Barry Potter's onroids. [01:39:05] Speaker B: Okay? [01:39:05] Speaker C: I don't give a fuck. Show I. I show Hayes better than Barry Bond. [01:39:09] Speaker B: You're fucking sick, dude. Show Al. Fuck you that time. The best to ever play. Yep. [01:39:16] Speaker D: Stop. Bo Jackson at two. [01:39:18] Speaker C: Yep. [01:39:19] Speaker D: Who the fuck's at three? [01:39:20] Speaker C: Nobody yet. You haven't fucking got there. [01:39:22] Speaker D: Who is Barry Bonds? [01:39:24] Speaker C: Four. [01:39:24] Speaker D: Four. Wayne Gretzky's five. [01:39:26] Speaker C: Five. [01:39:27] Speaker D: Okay. [01:39:29] Speaker C: Barry Bonds. Also a locker room cancer. Total asshole. [01:39:32] Speaker B: Who gives a fuck? [01:39:33] Speaker C: Not a champion. [01:39:34] Speaker B: Ever. Do it. [01:39:34] Speaker C: Not a champion. [01:39:35] Speaker D: Patrick. [01:39:35] Speaker A: Yeah, he's kind of a dickhead. [01:39:37] Speaker C: Patrick Mahomes. Three. [01:39:39] Speaker B: You got him ranked above Barry bonds. It's fucking crazy. [01:39:42] Speaker D: That is crazy. [01:39:43] Speaker C: Not that crazy at all. [01:39:44] Speaker D: Ranking. That's so stupid. [01:39:46] Speaker B: Give him a shitty person so he has to slot him. [01:39:48] Speaker D: One, please. One. Dude, it's going to be. [01:39:51] Speaker C: Do you not know who you're asking already off the top of your head? I did. [01:39:54] Speaker D: I had a kind of a ramble. Scrambled it. [01:39:56] Speaker C: So you didn't write it down. Okay. [01:39:58] Speaker B: I'm writing my. You'll have it and we'll go quick. [01:40:03] Speaker A: Brad. Five. [01:40:04] Speaker D: Lebron James. Yeah. Take Lebron James one. [01:40:08] Speaker C: I have to put that. I guess I technically have to put LeBron James one, which is like drinking vinegar, but whatever. [01:40:14] Speaker B: I feel like you'd suck his dick. [01:40:15] Speaker C: No, I can't stand LeBron James. [01:40:17] Speaker B: I feel like if you could get him on the podcast, you would have the biggest. [01:40:20] Speaker C: No, I'm not. I'm not a fan of LeBron James in any way, shape or form. [01:40:25] Speaker D: Love LeBron James and respect the game or you actually just fucked. Can't stand anything that he does. [01:40:30] Speaker C: I just. I think he's great, but he sucks. [01:40:32] Speaker D: So Marco's rankings go up plays that he wish were on his teams. Lebron James one, Bo Jackson. Running the ball. Number two? Barry. Who's number three? Pat Mahomes. [01:40:43] Speaker C: Mahomes. [01:40:43] Speaker D: Key number four? Barry Bonds. Number five? Wayne Gretzky. [01:40:49] Speaker C: All right, I'll hit me with the blind ranking, please. That was better than Nicos pizzas. [01:40:53] Speaker B: Yeah. I know you. [01:40:54] Speaker C: I respect this. [01:40:54] Speaker B: Okay, Santa, piteous. [01:40:57] Speaker C: Five. [01:40:57] Speaker B: Five. There are five on the list. [01:40:59] Speaker C: Yep. [01:40:59] Speaker B: You're not a big Santa Fe. [01:41:01] Speaker C: Not a huge sand tops guy at all. Don't hate it. [01:41:04] Speaker B: Sargas Casabooski. [01:41:06] Speaker C: Oh. What? [01:41:07] Speaker B: Casaboosy. [01:41:08] Speaker C: So they don't even have pizza. [01:41:10] Speaker B: They've known for their pizza back. [01:41:12] Speaker C: Yes, that. Back in the day. Not now. [01:41:15] Speaker B: Well, they probably still do. So put that. [01:41:17] Speaker C: Four, I guess. Yeah. [01:41:18] Speaker B: All right. [01:41:19] Speaker C: Arguably circle pizza one. Best pizza I've had in my life. Circle pizza is one. You talk about the one in the north then. [01:41:27] Speaker B: So closed. [01:41:29] Speaker C: I would say 98. [01:41:31] Speaker B: You were maybe three years old. [01:41:32] Speaker C: Nope, not even close. First pizza. Pizza. I remember eating. [01:41:36] Speaker B: Four years old. [01:41:36] Speaker C: No tops. No, no. [01:41:39] Speaker D: It had to be 98. Michael, how old were you? [01:41:42] Speaker C: I was six. [01:41:44] Speaker B: He says the best pizza. No way. [01:41:49] Speaker C: So wait a second. So wait a second. [01:41:51] Speaker B: I know. [01:41:53] Speaker C: Argue with me. Who has a better memory than me that you know? [01:41:57] Speaker B: Everybody. [01:41:59] Speaker C: You can't remember how to spell your last name. Nico. [01:42:01] Speaker A: Credible. [01:42:01] Speaker C: My memory is incredible. [01:42:03] Speaker B: Angie's clams has the best pizza ever. That's crazy to say. [01:42:06] Speaker A: Angie's clams did ever. Really? [01:42:08] Speaker C: Fucking. [01:42:12] Speaker B: Regina's pizza. [01:42:13] Speaker A: Get down. [01:42:14] Speaker C: Three. [01:42:15] Speaker B: Three. [01:42:15] Speaker C: Since I have. Yeah. [01:42:16] Speaker B: I'm taking off circle pizza because I don't trust you. [01:42:18] Speaker C: Okay, that's fine. [01:42:19] Speaker B: Caskabooski, you're putting four. [01:42:21] Speaker C: Sure. [01:42:21] Speaker B: So you have three, four, five. All set up. [01:42:23] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:42:24] Speaker B: You got Regina. [01:42:25] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:42:26] Speaker B: What are you saying? [01:42:27] Speaker D: Seeing. It's Kazabooski. [01:42:30] Speaker B: Kazabooski. [01:42:31] Speaker C: I said you said casca booski. You added an S. Okay, whatever. Two love Bianchi's, Elio's pizza, Joe. [01:42:40] Speaker D: GG's a fucking perk headed loser. [01:42:43] Speaker C: Why would you just randomly say that? [01:42:45] Speaker D: He's a fucking piece of shit. [01:42:47] Speaker C: Why is why. [01:42:49] Speaker D: And he snubbed me $300. [01:42:51] Speaker C: What are you talking about? [01:42:53] Speaker D: I won $300 on his gambling site. And then I had a show, but Bianchi's at the back door. Didn't. He didn't pay me. Oh, that worked. [01:42:59] Speaker B: You showed up and you didn't get your money. What a pussy. What a pussy. [01:43:04] Speaker C: What? I have no outstanding issue with Jay Bird. I never had an issue with them. [01:43:10] Speaker D: I address him that like you actually socialize with him. [01:43:14] Speaker C: I'm saying I don't have an issue with the guy. I've never had a problem with them. I've been friendly with them since. Since I've known him. [01:43:19] Speaker D: If you pay me $300, maybe I wouldn't fucking hate him either. [01:43:22] Speaker B: All right, so anyways, Elios, you're putting. [01:43:25] Speaker C: In number one by default. I have to, even though it legitimately made me shit myself when I was, like, eleven years old. [01:43:31] Speaker B: Elliot, I bet you you have better memories of Elios than you have a circle. [01:43:35] Speaker C: False. [01:43:35] Speaker A: Helios is so good. I smash Helios all the time. [01:43:38] Speaker C: That's gross. [01:43:38] Speaker D: Yeah. Now you wonder why you have the. [01:43:41] Speaker B: Groot with those five. I was trying to give the Saugus cast away. [01:43:47] Speaker A: Would be five. [01:43:48] Speaker B: Dude, dude, say casaboose. [01:43:50] Speaker A: Casaboo. Five. Regina's would be four. [01:43:53] Speaker D: That's disgusting. [01:43:55] Speaker A: Would be three. And whatever's left for two. [01:43:58] Speaker D: I put. I'd go Regina Bianchi's. [01:44:03] Speaker A: Regina's is five. It's atrocious. [01:44:05] Speaker C: I forget it's not atrocious. [01:44:07] Speaker D: Just enough kazabooski. Fucking kazaboo. Boo boo. [01:44:13] Speaker A: All right, so. [01:44:14] Speaker C: Okay, so moving on again. [01:44:15] Speaker A: We're moving on. [01:44:16] Speaker B: I can't. [01:44:16] Speaker A: We're gonna do the draft. We're gonna do this quickly. [01:44:19] Speaker C: Can I make a phone call really quick to extend this appointment so I don't get fucking charged? [01:44:23] Speaker A: Be quick. [01:44:24] Speaker B: What is it? 145. You were supposed to be there. [01:44:26] Speaker A: What time is it? 140. I don't even think I really have time to do a draft. [01:44:32] Speaker B: What time do you have to get out of here? [01:44:34] Speaker A: Ten minutes ago. [01:44:36] Speaker B: No, you don't. Stop. [01:44:37] Speaker A: I get it. I still got to drive her to Saugus and get ready for work. [01:44:39] Speaker B: I get it. [01:44:41] Speaker A: It's 140, dude. I know you don't. You don't have a fucking real job. [01:44:47] Speaker D: That's true. That's so true. [01:44:50] Speaker A: All right, let me put the camera on Nico by you entertain my son appointment. What's going on? [01:44:57] Speaker C: We don't do a snake draft. I'm gonna fuck with broke asserting. [01:45:02] Speaker B: What do you need? So we're doing the giraffe for doing the giraffe. [01:45:06] Speaker D: What's going on, everybody? Cameras now on the me about like 30. [01:45:11] Speaker B: Draft topic. [01:45:13] Speaker D: 36 cookies in. [01:45:15] Speaker B: We're gonna. We were gonna do. You don't have 36 cookies down. [01:45:17] Speaker D: We're gonna count 1010%. I have at least 36 cookies. [01:45:21] Speaker B: We're gonna do the wheel for it so you can decide which one put in. [01:45:28] Speaker D: Yeah, I'm struggling. [01:45:29] Speaker B: Throw me in for a soda strap for good measure. Yeah, throw me at first odors, draft. Throw that on there. That thing will be so quick, we won't even have to discuss anything for you. [01:45:38] Speaker D: I'm about to put colors. I'm about to put. You can't even see them. Yeah, I can't. [01:45:43] Speaker B: Sodas, sodas. We put the soda draft in for the suck bag. [01:45:48] Speaker A: I have bedtime snack. [01:45:50] Speaker D: I'm sick. I don't want no bedtime snacks. [01:45:54] Speaker A: What do you have? [01:45:56] Speaker C: Me? [01:45:57] Speaker A: Yes. [01:46:12] Speaker D: Places to live. [01:46:13] Speaker C: 715 is seven. [01:46:16] Speaker B: You gonna say Puerto Rico because you went there once with the fucking black girl? [01:46:21] Speaker D: She's not black. And no, I honestly don't think I'd live in Puerto Rico. It's too hot. It's way hard hot. Should I do fictional places to live? Like, places from like movies and stuff? Sure, just put it down, dude. I don't know, Justin. I'm honestly. I'm fucked up. [01:46:44] Speaker B: Dude. Perfect. [01:46:48] Speaker D: Fucking Al. [01:46:50] Speaker B: I just dogged three pounds of something. [01:46:53] Speaker D: That's way easier, bro. I don't care about the weight, the consumption. That is way easier than eating fucking a bunch of oreos, bro. [01:46:59] Speaker A: Sure. [01:47:00] Speaker D: It's not even close. [01:47:00] Speaker B: I honestly think if I brought you three pounds of prosciutto and sliced it the exact same way, you couldn't do. [01:47:04] Speaker D: It do it, because that was wicked thin. We don't even know if that was 100 slices. [01:47:10] Speaker B: Who counts way over 100 slices? [01:47:12] Speaker A: We need one from Mako. [01:47:15] Speaker D: Mako. [01:47:16] Speaker A: He's on the floor. [01:47:17] Speaker B: Put in worst content creators from Boston for Mako just so that he could. He could shit on some people. [01:47:24] Speaker A: We do. This is a speed draft. [01:47:26] Speaker B: All right, listen, this is the hundredth episode. If you're a little late, you have to be late. Stop. Get there at 330. If you get home by three, you can get there at 330. [01:47:35] Speaker A: I still have to change. Chrissy. Is she going in, then? [01:47:38] Speaker B: I have no idea. [01:47:39] Speaker A: Well, Chrissy isn't going there. It's all five. Anyway, so Patrice's. [01:47:43] Speaker D: I have to be in it for. [01:47:46] Speaker C: You. [01:47:46] Speaker B: Don't rush the episode. Don't rush greatness. This is a great episode. [01:47:50] Speaker A: All right, I need a topic for you. [01:47:53] Speaker C: You said places in movies you would want to visit. [01:47:56] Speaker A: Yes. [01:47:56] Speaker C: Okay. [01:47:57] Speaker A: Or tv. I would say places. [01:48:00] Speaker B: Tv. [01:48:00] Speaker C: Tv. Can I do like. I can't. Like movie. Is movie moments enough? Like iconic movie. [01:48:08] Speaker B: Like a scene? [01:48:10] Speaker C: Yeah, like, just, like, scene. Yeah, like iconic moments in movie or tv. [01:48:14] Speaker B: Well, take one off the board by giving us an I. Example. [01:48:18] Speaker C: The fucking avengers assemble. [01:48:20] Speaker B: Okay. [01:48:21] Speaker C: That. Like something. [01:48:22] Speaker B: That's a big one that he just took off the board. I love that. Yes, it is. [01:48:28] Speaker C: No. Fucking retard. [01:48:31] Speaker B: He's peeing and then he's coming back. [01:48:33] Speaker D: Come on, Marco. [01:48:35] Speaker A: This kid is relentless. So I can spin, right? [01:48:39] Speaker B: Spin, yeah, spin. [01:48:40] Speaker D: Yeah. Fuck this kid, cuz you don't want any fucking. [01:48:43] Speaker B: We ever say it was open. [01:48:46] Speaker C: Talk about Oreos and Prosciutto, this entire fucking podcast. [01:48:48] Speaker D: Well, at least someone's trying to do something. [01:48:50] Speaker B: Hey, you're gonna jump off something? [01:48:52] Speaker C: Like get a clip out of something. You guys are talking. [01:48:55] Speaker A: Bedtime snack off thing will be a. [01:48:57] Speaker B: Good clip for you. [01:48:59] Speaker A: Bedtime snacks off the board. [01:49:02] Speaker B: You gotta put him into a corner, guys. Put him into a corner so he has to collab with us. [01:49:06] Speaker A: Places in movies you would like to visit. I hope it's a bad one that's gone on. I actually like that one. [01:49:15] Speaker B: What do we have left if it's so does. [01:49:17] Speaker A: Dude, I'm not picking it. I'm not doing. [01:49:19] Speaker C: So. [01:49:19] Speaker D: It's so does, buddy. [01:49:20] Speaker B: Let's go. [01:49:21] Speaker A: So does is off the board. So we got movie movements, so best scenes and movies. [01:49:27] Speaker B: Can we just take the avengers assemble off? Can we? [01:49:30] Speaker A: Yeah. It is because he. [01:49:32] Speaker B: Why would he pick that as the. As the scene? [01:49:35] Speaker D: It's a fucking loser, dude. Legit f word. [01:49:38] Speaker B: Like, that's a. I don't think the lib is gonna like that if she has that. [01:49:45] Speaker D: No, she says, I swear, too much. Does she? [01:49:48] Speaker B: Yeah, she's gonna make you a good person, it seems like. [01:49:50] Speaker D: Yeah, no, she's a good. But, yeah, when you guys meet it, you guys can be like, yeah, how much you pay? [01:49:54] Speaker A: All right, draft order. [01:49:58] Speaker D: I'm gonna throw up after. I've, like, been trying to keep it at. Please, please go. Please go. I'm gonna throw up. [01:50:04] Speaker A: We're doing draft order to last a first. Dude, you didn't even Mako. You have laughs. [01:50:13] Speaker D: It's disgusting. It's all my fucking mouth. [01:50:16] Speaker B: You should have went single stuffed and just did 100 plain. You would have been fine. He wanted to go all mint chocolate chip. I'm like, you're definitely gonna get sick of that. [01:50:23] Speaker C: It's because he's gay. [01:50:25] Speaker B: That is a big part of it. So can he eat him? Are you done? [01:50:28] Speaker A: Wow, what a fucking spin that was. Al second to last. [01:50:31] Speaker C: Holy shit. [01:50:32] Speaker B: So who's last? [01:50:33] Speaker A: Mako is last. Al, second to last. [01:50:39] Speaker B: Who's first? Jesus Christ. [01:50:42] Speaker D: I got another spin. That's crazy. That's me. [01:50:45] Speaker A: That's crazy. [01:50:45] Speaker D: I'm first. [01:50:46] Speaker A: So Nico goes, Nico, me, al, Mako. [01:50:50] Speaker B: You got the snake mako movie moments. We got movie moments. Nico Boneshe Marco movie slash tv moments. All right, started up. Nico, you get the first one you can't take. Avengers assemble. We've already decided that. No, we already voted on it. He can't take it. Nope, you said the wrong thing. [01:51:19] Speaker D: You're fucking scumbag. [01:51:20] Speaker B: Why would he say that? I don't get it. [01:51:22] Speaker D: All right, so then I'm. Since we're going to do this fast, I'm really going to think too much into it. It's really a no. It's a no brainer for me. [01:51:30] Speaker C: Just take it, Nico. [01:51:31] Speaker D: I'm not going to just take it because you ruined it. [01:51:34] Speaker C: I didn't ruin it. Nico. Nico, stop being a bitch about nothing. You're being a bit. What is. Does it matter what is out. Dumbledore just drafted. What do you give a fuck? [01:51:44] Speaker B: He can't take avengers. [01:51:45] Speaker C: You want? Yes, he can. Stop. [01:51:47] Speaker D: You know the names, men who think that. [01:51:49] Speaker C: It's not a game. [01:51:51] Speaker D: This is a game. [01:51:51] Speaker C: No, it's not. [01:51:52] Speaker D: It's a draft, not a fucking game. And no, it's not. [01:51:56] Speaker C: Nico. Stop yelling to motorhead. [01:52:02] Speaker D: All right, I'm gonna pick it. I'm gonna pick one in Deadpool. Wolverine when blade and Gambit. And. [01:52:12] Speaker B: Blade. [01:52:12] Speaker A: Gambit already lost this. [01:52:14] Speaker C: Yeah, that's the fucking dumbest thing. [01:52:16] Speaker D: Stupid f word, brother. Fucking picked avengers assemble and I can't use that. [01:52:20] Speaker C: Nico, you're answering to just al about what you can draft in a snake draft. [01:52:24] Speaker D: It's respect. It's game respect, Nico. [01:52:26] Speaker C: Then stop being a fucking baby, Nico. [01:52:29] Speaker B: You switch to yourself. [01:52:30] Speaker A: Movie moments. I'm gonna say I fucked up. I'm gonna say the scene in gladiator when he takes his helmet off and the crowd finally recognizes him and he gives that fucked fucking monologue of, like, my name is Maximus Decimus Meridius. [01:52:53] Speaker C: You could have got that in the fourth round. [01:52:55] Speaker A: Yeah, I don't know. [01:52:55] Speaker C: It's a fourth round pick. It's a great moment, but that's a fourth round pick. J bones. [01:53:03] Speaker A: History. That's a. [01:53:04] Speaker B: Okay, I'm going to take something that's really in cinema history. Now, I'm not a fan of these movies. Everyone knows this, but this is an iconic scene, is replicated and everybody. Luke, I am your father. Or however he says that. [01:53:14] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. [01:53:14] Speaker B: It's a good fate. [01:53:16] Speaker C: It's a good pick. [01:53:17] Speaker B: Says that he's Luke. [01:53:18] Speaker A: You could have got that in the 25th. [01:53:19] Speaker C: No, that's a good pick. That's a good pick, y'all. It's a good pick. It's a great pick. [01:53:24] Speaker A: All right, Mako, you're okay in this. [01:53:27] Speaker C: In this. [01:53:30] Speaker B: What's the best around? I can. I can. I can take myself out of it and say that that's. That's a great moment in cinema history. [01:53:37] Speaker A: It's. The kid hates those movies. [01:53:38] Speaker B: I said, did I say that? Did I preface it? [01:53:40] Speaker A: All right, Mako, what do you think? [01:53:42] Speaker C: Okay, so because the snake in the order is indiscriminate, I'm gonna do, uh, the moment when you realize Bruce Willis is dead in the 6th sense, because it's the greatest plot twist in movie history. Yeah, it's a good, um. I think that that moment, everybody shattered their pants collectively and was like, holy shit. Like, that's unbelievable. Yeah, that. That's that. That moment. And then in the. In the snake spot. This is tough. Uh, I am going to put the, uh, what's regarded as the greatest trilogy of all time. It's up there, at least the for Frodo moment at the end of the Lord of the Rings return to the king when they storm in the final battle. [01:54:23] Speaker A: Okay. I would say that that's probably the worst pick because it's the worst movie in that series. [01:54:28] Speaker C: That's not true at all. [01:54:29] Speaker B: It's bad. That's a bad. [01:54:30] Speaker A: Worst movie in that. [01:54:31] Speaker C: It's a good. [01:54:32] Speaker B: I can think about three or four different Frodo, and I don't even love those. [01:54:36] Speaker C: No. Is one of the most iconic. That is. [01:54:38] Speaker B: That is storming last movie. [01:54:41] Speaker C: No, Frodo Storming is not your. [01:54:44] Speaker A: No, Frodo getting his thing a bit off. [01:54:46] Speaker C: I know that it's different. It's a different point. It's happening in conjunction while they're going to mount, doing him and Sam and then in their back fight in the Justin Giants. Okay, so now we can go back to Al that. I got my two picks. [01:55:04] Speaker B: I gotta see. Are we taking this as iconic, Bob? It's in cinema history. Is that what we're thinking? [01:55:09] Speaker C: Cinema or tv? Yes. [01:55:10] Speaker A: I would just say your favorite. Fucking. Just. Do you think? [01:55:13] Speaker C: Yeah, whatever. Just all you feel. [01:55:17] Speaker B: Resonate with society. [01:55:20] Speaker A: I mean, if you want to get that deep into it. Or you can just pick your favorite. [01:55:24] Speaker B: I'm gonna. I'm gonna take. I'm gonna take the Godfather. I'm gonna take. Leave the gun. Take the cannoli. I'm gonna take that. [01:55:29] Speaker A: I mean, I remember when I was gone gay, too. [01:55:30] Speaker C: Yeah, that's. That's just bad. [01:55:36] Speaker D: Father is a fucking overrated series anyway. Next. [01:55:39] Speaker C: Nico, you're retarded. Yes, it does. [01:55:46] Speaker B: Those movies. [01:55:47] Speaker D: I watch those movies. They're not that good. Number two is the best one. [01:55:50] Speaker B: Go watch Tyler Perry made it. Go. [01:55:52] Speaker C: Exactly. [01:55:53] Speaker A: Roll me again. [01:55:57] Speaker C: It is. [01:55:58] Speaker A: I'm gonna say, yeah, Ace Ventura, he's in the detective's office. The butt talking, but talking with his asshole. [01:56:06] Speaker C: Yeah, that's. That is good. It is good. [01:56:09] Speaker A: Excuse me, sir, do you have a mint? Perhaps? [01:56:14] Speaker C: That is a good one. No, that's a good one. That's a good one. [01:56:18] Speaker B: That is. I swear to God. You could have got that in the fifth. [01:56:20] Speaker C: No, but it's a late round pick. [01:56:22] Speaker A: I think it's good picking what I like. [01:56:27] Speaker D: I'm gonna go with her. Brooks's pre game speech in miracle. [01:56:31] Speaker C: That's a good pick. Great pick. It's a great pick. [01:56:34] Speaker B: You might have the best speech. [01:56:35] Speaker A: I feel like it's a great speech. But I don't think people know that movie as much as you think they do. [01:56:41] Speaker C: I know the opposite. [01:56:44] Speaker D: I think there's so many more people that actually. Cause it's a real life event that. [01:56:47] Speaker B: I think if you went one there, I think if that was your first round one. [01:56:51] Speaker D: One. Yeah, I should have. [01:56:52] Speaker C: Yeah, that could have been the first round pick. [01:56:54] Speaker D: Yeah, that's. That's one one material. [01:56:56] Speaker C: Because I promise you, nobody else was picking that deadpool moment the whole draft. Nobody was making that. [01:57:00] Speaker D: I kind of got fucked up with that one. And then for my third one, I am going to go with the MCU. [01:57:05] Speaker C: I am. [01:57:05] Speaker D: I'm going to go actually back to the MCU. I'm going to go with. I am Iron man. At the end of Endgame, where Iron man snaps his fingers. [01:57:11] Speaker C: Okay. [01:57:12] Speaker D: Reverse. [01:57:12] Speaker C: I don't, like, hate it, actually. I don't. I don't really hate that. I think that was. [01:57:15] Speaker A: It's just like it's an iconic moment, I guess. Like six year old boys. [01:57:21] Speaker C: No, it's iconic. It is. [01:57:24] Speaker B: When Iron man snaps his fingers in. [01:57:25] Speaker D: Endgame, when Iron man snaps his fingers and says, I am Iron man, when Thanos says, I am the inevitable and he says, I am iron man, he had to do what he had to do. [01:57:35] Speaker B: I see. So I'm taking. So when Marco first explained, he was explaining, like, iconic tv moments. Moments, movie moments. That's how I'm taking it. That's how we're going. [01:57:44] Speaker A: The whole, is it back to me? [01:57:46] Speaker C: It's yes. [01:57:47] Speaker B: I don't think Ace wins her talking with his ass was iconic. [01:57:50] Speaker A: I am good. [01:57:52] Speaker C: I don't think it's iconic. I agree with you. [01:57:53] Speaker A: One of the most quotable things my. [01:57:55] Speaker B: One of my favorite movie moments on the face of the planet is a b rated horror movie where they kill the guy, they stick him in a freezer. It's this killer clown. It's drive thru. [01:58:05] Speaker A: And he's like, relax. He's just chilling. [01:58:11] Speaker B: Because it's not an iconic movie. [01:58:13] Speaker A: Yeah, but just do it. Who cares? Nobody cares. [01:58:15] Speaker B: It's not fake. [01:58:16] Speaker A: I'm gonna go with the Matrix. When he's on the roof, rooftop, and all the bullets are coming at him and he's doing the whole, I don't. [01:58:25] Speaker B: Hate it to be the end when they say, oh, he is the one. [01:58:29] Speaker A: No, no. [01:58:30] Speaker C: I think that. No, no. Him dodging the boy icon, I agree with that. Him dodging the bullets is like the Matrix. Like, this can happen in the matrix. I agree with Justin here. I don't hate that pick. It. I don't hate that pick at all. Justin, bullets. [01:58:44] Speaker A: Thank you. [01:58:45] Speaker B: Dodging bullets. It's matrix. [01:58:47] Speaker A: This is why, Marco, you are the smartest. [01:58:50] Speaker C: Oh, no. [01:58:50] Speaker B: I do agree that that's probably the most iconic still shot or anything, especially at that time, maybe seven. [01:58:59] Speaker D: It's a 7th round selection. [01:59:01] Speaker A: Okay, I am in. [01:59:03] Speaker B: I don't know. [01:59:04] Speaker A: Nico. [01:59:04] Speaker C: Nico, you have two MCU picks in your first three picks. [01:59:07] Speaker B: I don't even think that top one, that top one did fire. So that's a recency bias pick. [01:59:11] Speaker C: 100%, senator. Recency bias. [01:59:12] Speaker B: Here's another marvel thing that I can think of from one of the better movies in the recent years that I got more jacked up about than that. [01:59:19] Speaker D: I would like to see what that is. I think I know what it is. [01:59:23] Speaker B: I'm not going to draft it now. All right. So I do want to need some tv on the thing. And it's going to be almost one of the scenes that's still talked about to this day. I'm going to say the last 3 seconds of the Sopranos. [01:59:37] Speaker C: Yeah, that's a good one. That's a good one. [01:59:39] Speaker B: We're still talking about did he die? Did he not die? He's probably fucking marked his probably. Matt is on that jukebox. [01:59:44] Speaker A: Hundred percent. He's dead. [01:59:45] Speaker B: Right. On the journey song. [01:59:46] Speaker A: Yeah. Brains blown up but I don't stop believing. But definitely the most controversial. [01:59:52] Speaker B: Yes. So I'm taking that soprano. [01:59:54] Speaker C: I don't hate that at all. [01:59:55] Speaker D: Elle never watched that shit so that's good. [01:59:57] Speaker B: Oh, so now you know. But you knew what it. [01:59:59] Speaker C: I think you could take the scene where he kills Ralph Cifaretto too. [02:00:02] Speaker B: That's a good one too going. I think it's a lot of those kill scenes. [02:00:04] Speaker C: I do. Yeah. The Ralph cifaretto one was my personal, not to sound weird but like my personal favorite could be veto. [02:00:10] Speaker B: Getting coming up from blowing the guy. That was fun. [02:00:12] Speaker C: That's crazy. [02:00:14] Speaker B: That meat in the ketchup packets. There's a whole bunch of stuff in that thing. [02:00:18] Speaker C: Them in the woods. [02:00:19] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:00:19] Speaker A: My favorite. That episode is my favorite. [02:00:22] Speaker B: I think that's everyone's favorite. [02:00:23] Speaker C: What, the woods one? [02:00:25] Speaker B: Yeah. Pine barrens. Who's. [02:00:26] Speaker A: Yes. Pine barrens. Whose turn is it? [02:00:28] Speaker C: Is it mine? [02:00:29] Speaker B: Oh, Marco for two. [02:00:31] Speaker C: Me for two. Okay, I'm gonna put, I'm going to put the. This is, it's kind of a longer scene, but it is a whole scene. [02:00:46] Speaker B: He's picking like the whole third act of a movie right now. [02:00:50] Speaker C: No, no, no, no. I was going to put the final fight in Rocky. [02:00:55] Speaker A: The first one when he loses. [02:00:58] Speaker C: Yeah. Like I think that that's like a big one. One. I think that's a big, big one. I think that's the biggest moment. [02:01:03] Speaker B: Okay, so you just. So once the bell ends, you're over. Okay, fine. [02:01:06] Speaker A: Here's the thing with Rocky is I think the training montages are superior. [02:01:12] Speaker B: Maybe my thing is the, the famous scene from Rocky, the second one. I mean the first one. [02:01:17] Speaker A: Him running up the stairs. [02:01:18] Speaker B: You could say that. Or if you're going to go fight, I think you go on the. Adrian. [02:01:22] Speaker D: Adrian. [02:01:23] Speaker C: Yeah, I would say so you could do. I was going to replace it with one or the other. I would say the rock. The running up the stairs scene in. [02:01:31] Speaker D: Rocky the other way. And actually go to four and go to drago when he goes. If he dies, he dies. [02:01:36] Speaker C: Yeah. There's a lot of stuff in the Rocky franchise. There's a lot of stuff. [02:01:41] Speaker D: He's like, I can't. I can't see. And then Mickey's like, hit the one in the middle. [02:01:46] Speaker C: Yeah. [02:01:47] Speaker D: Damn, that's good. Yo. See? And then. Yo, so last night. I know. It's totally off. [02:01:52] Speaker B: I'm going to have a very personal pick. [02:01:53] Speaker D: We were talking. All right, go ahead. Go. I'll say the last thing at the end. I don't want to stop that. We're at a good pace. I don't know where we're at. [02:01:59] Speaker A: Is it. [02:02:00] Speaker B: No, it's Marco's double. [02:02:01] Speaker C: It's my double here. I'm going to try and throw a comedy in here. I want to double down on Jim Carrey. I do, but this is tough. [02:02:14] Speaker B: In your bra. [02:02:15] Speaker C: No, I was going to be the one. No. [02:02:17] Speaker A: Captain Winking. [02:02:19] Speaker C: No, I was going to say I was going to pick when he beats the shit out of himself and lie a liar in the bathroom. [02:02:24] Speaker B: Okay. [02:02:25] Speaker C: That would be the one that I would pick here, but I'm going to go with the. I'm going with the you lock it up scene from wedding crashes. [02:02:33] Speaker A: No, you lock it up. [02:02:33] Speaker C: You lock it up. No, you lock it up. Yeah, right. Yeah. I'm going to piss blood. What it is, that whole scene is just. I think that's the. Maybe the funniest one in wedding crashes. [02:02:44] Speaker D: Which I think is a good scene. [02:02:45] Speaker C: Which I think is. I think wedding crashes. It is arguably the best comedy of all time. So I'm going to go with. I'm going to go with the. Yeah, you motorboat and son of a bitch. You like that's that whole. The staircase scene in wedding crashes. We'll go with that because they're on the stairs. [02:02:58] Speaker D: I actually have my four and five. All right, word. Awesome. [02:03:01] Speaker B: Let's hope they're not taken. [02:03:02] Speaker D: You're not. No one's going to take the shit that I take. You know it. [02:03:06] Speaker B: I'm going to go another drama here. [02:03:09] Speaker C: I'm going to go tv drama. [02:03:12] Speaker B: I don't know if I want to go one or two here. All right, I'm going to go one more. Tv. Tv. I'm gonna go breaking Bad Osmiendis the second. [02:03:20] Speaker D: Okay. [02:03:21] Speaker B: Last episode. [02:03:22] Speaker C: Okay. [02:03:22] Speaker B: When Hank finally finds out and they kill Hank, and then you see fuck. [02:03:26] Speaker A: Right. Scene. [02:03:27] Speaker C: You know, it's the highest rate. [02:03:28] Speaker B: Like, he, like, didn't want his brother in law to die, but kind of helped him out a little bit. But you can see that emotion. [02:03:33] Speaker A: I would say that I like that scene there is. I think. And I just watched this more recently. [02:03:39] Speaker B: The scene where he finds the book. [02:03:41] Speaker A: No, that scene is good, too. But when they first have the meeting in the garage. [02:03:46] Speaker B: Okay. [02:03:47] Speaker A: When he's. He finally comes over and they have that. Like, it's just them two is just. It's crazy. Yeah, I love that. [02:03:58] Speaker C: Awesome. Mandius, by the way, is the highest rated tv episode ever on IMDb. [02:04:03] Speaker B: Crazy. [02:04:04] Speaker C: It's the high. It's the highest rated episode of tv ever on IMDb. [02:04:07] Speaker B: Was the. The most watched episode of see that to me. Finale. [02:04:12] Speaker C: Yeah. The match finale. Is that. Yeah. [02:04:15] Speaker A: Is it my turn and then I. [02:04:17] Speaker D: Get my final two? [02:04:18] Speaker A: I am gonna say. I'm gonna go tv two and I'm gonna. I'm gonna say Game of Thrones. [02:04:25] Speaker B: Okay, okay. Say it. [02:04:30] Speaker C: Say it. [02:04:31] Speaker A: There's two picks. I could really, really go here with Game of Thrones. [02:04:34] Speaker B: I think there's one shock scene in the whole thing, but you'd say what you want to do. [02:04:39] Speaker A: No. Are you gonna say Joffrey dude? [02:04:40] Speaker B: No. Oh, I do like that. I did like that. [02:04:43] Speaker A: When he finally dies. Yeah, yeah, no, I. I like. There's one I really want to pick. And then I have an honorable mention. [02:04:52] Speaker B: Okay, do what you pick. [02:04:53] Speaker A: I'm gonna do the pick, and I'm gonna say the final showdown between the hound and the mountain. [02:04:58] Speaker B: You like that as a friend? [02:04:59] Speaker A: I like that. I like that. [02:05:01] Speaker B: I thought it was. I thought it. [02:05:02] Speaker C: You could pick a lot of Game of Thrones. I feel like, even though I haven't watch Game of Thrones, I feel. [02:05:06] Speaker B: I thought it was a letdown when. [02:05:08] Speaker A: Jon Snow goes to kiss Daenerys and then he fucking stabs her and kills her. [02:05:14] Speaker D: Had to. [02:05:17] Speaker A: I know we had to. But it was like, damn. [02:05:20] Speaker D: Yeah, was damn. Everyone was like, wow. [02:05:22] Speaker C: Damn. [02:05:23] Speaker D: Fucking daddy's with mommy. Everybody was fight up, soaking wet, rock hard. [02:05:28] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:05:29] Speaker D: And then you just get soft because guess what? You just stab on the stomach about that. What was it was very shitty. Like wedding. [02:05:37] Speaker B: I would have took the red wedding. [02:05:38] Speaker A: Red wedding is brutal. [02:05:39] Speaker B: I would like the red wedding. [02:05:40] Speaker D: Talk about icon mean every. When you talk. [02:05:42] Speaker B: I would have talked. The red wedding would have been though. [02:05:44] Speaker D: Gas bastards. [02:05:46] Speaker B: I think you have good. I think you have a lot of. [02:05:50] Speaker D: After the battle of the bastards, when. [02:05:51] Speaker B: He gets rams, I think everyone wanted to see rams. [02:05:54] Speaker D: He gets Ramsey one on one like that. Ramsay Bolton getting fucking eaten by. [02:05:58] Speaker B: I honestly like mountainous versus Pedro Pascal. Pedro Pascal. [02:06:01] Speaker A: That was. That was a really good fight. [02:06:03] Speaker B: And he fucking wanted a taunt on him. Something that you would do because you're a taunter so finishing the job. [02:06:08] Speaker D: I forgot that Pedro Pascal was in that. Yeah, I started rewatching it. [02:06:12] Speaker C: There's a ton of people that had like, cameos and small roles on. [02:06:16] Speaker D: Yeah, he's nice with it. Pedro Pascal, that's like a fuck. [02:06:19] Speaker B: Oh, he's unbelievable. He fucks up the mountain and then he wants to fucking showboat over him. It's killing him. [02:06:26] Speaker A: Who's next? [02:06:26] Speaker D: Me for me. [02:06:27] Speaker B: His last two, then back to you. [02:06:29] Speaker D: Me for two. [02:06:31] Speaker B: I love the drafts. It's just so good. [02:06:32] Speaker D: Me for two. I'm gonna go with. I forget. I can't believe I forgot my. My last one. Wait a minute, someone said something. I forgot my last one. Now I'm gonna go with the Joker standing outside the bank holding the mask in the dark knight. [02:06:50] Speaker C: The least iconic moment in the whole movie. [02:06:52] Speaker B: It's bad. [02:06:52] Speaker C: That's just such you. Out of all the moments you could have picked in the dark night. Nico, it's not that it's bad. It's like the 10th best moment in the movie. That's craziness, Nico. [02:07:01] Speaker D: So bad. [02:07:02] Speaker C: Oh, my God. I cannot believe you picked the. If anything. If anything, the moment of him taking off his mask in the bank robbery at the beginning and being like, what doesn't kill you makes you stranger to the. God, the bank manager guy walking out. [02:07:15] Speaker B: In the nurse's outfit with the. [02:07:17] Speaker C: No, but I'm saying, if you're gonna pick something, even from the beginning of the. That's what I'm saying. [02:07:21] Speaker A: Him saying, why so serious? [02:07:23] Speaker B: Is crazy. [02:07:23] Speaker A: There's so many others. [02:07:25] Speaker C: That is the. That is the least remarkable moment in the whole movie. [02:07:28] Speaker B: Good, I'm glad he has it on his board. [02:07:30] Speaker C: Yeah, legit. [02:07:30] Speaker A: Nico, last pick. [02:07:31] Speaker B: That was his last pick. Oh, my God, you do. Sorry, I apologize. [02:07:37] Speaker D: I. Scumbag. [02:07:43] Speaker B: With his last pick. I'm going to take the solar system. [02:07:49] Speaker A: What an idiot. [02:07:50] Speaker D: I forget what I was gonna say, dude, now. Because it's all fucked up. I had something that I wanted. [02:07:57] Speaker B: I'm pretty good now. [02:07:58] Speaker D: It's gone. Wait a minute. I had a t. I think I had a tv show. That's the thing. Just give me. [02:08:04] Speaker C: Hold on. [02:08:05] Speaker D: Just give me. Give me like 20 more seconds. [02:08:07] Speaker C: Just buffer the last scene from how I met your mother. [02:08:11] Speaker D: No, dude, I swear, it was not iconic. [02:08:13] Speaker C: Not at all the opposite of iconic. [02:08:17] Speaker D: I swear it was tv. Could have been Game of Thrones esque. [02:08:21] Speaker B: Fuck. [02:08:24] Speaker D: Wow. This sucks, cuz I had it. [02:08:26] Speaker A: I had it being atrocious right now. [02:08:28] Speaker D: I had to go. No shit. I said 20 seconds. It hasn't been 20 seconds. I'm trying to fucking remember, dude. Fuck, man. [02:08:37] Speaker B: Come on. What's in the box? That's actually gonna be. [02:08:40] Speaker C: That could be a good one. [02:08:41] Speaker D: I don't even know what the fuck. [02:08:42] Speaker C: That's from seven. Great movie to watch with a chick. [02:08:47] Speaker D: Come on, man. Just give me an iconic thing. I'm just trying to think here. [02:08:50] Speaker A: I don't even give a fuck anymore. [02:08:52] Speaker C: Don't say something from, like, blue mountain state or something like that. [02:08:55] Speaker D: No. All right, I'll take this. [02:08:58] Speaker C: Is gonna be something from, like, Jack Reacher. Watch this. [02:09:00] Speaker D: It's gonna be from the water boy when Bobby Boucher shows back up. [02:09:06] Speaker C: I think you remember when Bobby Pooch. That's like, not a horrible pick for a fifth round pick. Nico, that's the best pick you've made the whole draft. That's like, not. That's like, not even. [02:09:27] Speaker D: Bolter. [02:09:28] Speaker C: Yeah, that's. That's like crazy. Like, that's the best pick you've made in the whole draft. [02:09:33] Speaker D: I had an animation salem movie. That's why I did. And I pivoted to that. [02:09:37] Speaker C: I'll take it. [02:09:37] Speaker A: I'm gonna go. My last pick is from the departed. Oh, when they throw Queenan off the fucking roof, that whole scene. [02:09:50] Speaker B: End dead scene where they just kill everybody. [02:09:52] Speaker A: Yes. [02:09:52] Speaker B: Okay. [02:09:53] Speaker C: Cuz it is all one scene. [02:09:54] Speaker A: It's all one scene. [02:09:55] Speaker C: If. Put it this way, if the rocky. If the final box in match in Rocky is one scene, that's a whole scene. [02:10:01] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:10:02] Speaker C: So it is. I. Okay, I don't. I don't hate that, Justin. I don't. I mean, like everything. [02:10:06] Speaker A: It's just like everything built up. [02:10:07] Speaker B: Shock to shock to shock. Yeah. [02:10:09] Speaker A: He was. Was finally gonna get caught because of fucking citizens, and then, like, he wasn't. And then everyone just started fucking dying. It was crazy. [02:10:18] Speaker C: Yeah, but then do you consider the next scene when Wahlberg kills him in the apartment as part of that whole thing? Is not. [02:10:23] Speaker A: No, it's not. [02:10:24] Speaker D: Of course, Mark Wahlberg's the one that walks out unscathed on that. [02:10:28] Speaker C: I mean, it's. As people look at the end of the part, like, I wouldn't. It might be anticlimactic, but in like, a good way. [02:10:37] Speaker A: Yeah, no, I. [02:10:38] Speaker C: As much. Which is crazy and deep as the whole thing was, you're like, dude. Yeah. Everybody realistically could end up fucking dead in this whole thing. [02:10:45] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. [02:10:45] Speaker C: And that's how it ended. [02:10:46] Speaker A: Like Macbeth. [02:10:48] Speaker C: Yeah, I. I don't hate that. Justin, as a fifth round pick who. [02:10:53] Speaker D: Never mind. I don't even give a fuck. The end of the potter. Like, it's just weird. He dies. Everybody dies. Just like one. [02:11:01] Speaker C: Oh, we just. I know we just said that. [02:11:03] Speaker D: I understand. [02:11:05] Speaker B: Welcome to Earth conversation. [02:11:10] Speaker C: Yeah, they get. She gets shot on. [02:11:12] Speaker A: Off. [02:11:12] Speaker D: Yeah, right. Yeah, by Matt Damon. [02:11:15] Speaker C: No, no, not by Matt Damon. [02:11:17] Speaker A: Damon. The other cop that was also in informant. [02:11:21] Speaker C: Right. [02:11:21] Speaker A: For Frank Als. Your last pick. Well, it's your last pick, Al. It's your last pick. [02:11:31] Speaker B: Sorry, I thought. Fucking old watershed. [02:11:35] Speaker D: You thought gay. [02:11:36] Speaker A: All right, let's get the last pick and then we'll. [02:11:38] Speaker B: Okay, where are we? Where. What did he just say? He said. What did you. Who was the last. You. You said departed? [02:11:43] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:11:44] Speaker B: Okay, let me regroup here for a second. [02:11:48] Speaker A: This is the last pick of the draft. Or Mako. [02:11:50] Speaker B: No, Mako has one more. So I mean, I think I already have this in the bag. I just can't really fumble it. Too bad. Here. [02:11:57] Speaker A: Said you were going real personal. Is that me or you? [02:12:04] Speaker B: Hold on, I'll send that to voicemail. [02:12:05] Speaker D: Slut. [02:12:09] Speaker B: See, this is where it gets tough. This is where you need a pen and a paper to write down some hips beforehand. And Justin's doing the whole russian thing, which I don't really love. I mean, it's basically Putin the way he's rushing me. Putin, Putin, Putin, Putin. [02:12:25] Speaker A: And why don't you just make your pick, dude? You said you were going real personal and you had it, so now you're wavering. [02:12:32] Speaker C: I think you said you were going back to tv to. If I waver. [02:12:35] Speaker B: No, I went to tv with the breaking bad. [02:12:38] Speaker C: Yep, yep, you're right, you're right. [02:12:40] Speaker A: So what are you gonna. You said you're going real personal here, so we want to see. Cuz you. All you did was pick all the top movies that ever existed and picked a movie scene from it. You know your game. Yeah. [02:12:52] Speaker B: That is not what I. [02:12:56] Speaker C: Picked. One scene from the Sopranos, one from Breaking Bad, one from God, godfather, and. [02:13:01] Speaker B: Another one from everything that I watch and that I've seen. [02:13:04] Speaker C: And the other one from Star wars. [02:13:06] Speaker A: How have you not picked fast, which he hates. [02:13:08] Speaker B: Why? That's what I was thinking about. Now I'm gonna go with Gone with the wind. I want to go with Gone with the wind when they meet. Actually, you know what? Casablanca, when she went, he says to the girl in the world, but you walked into mine. Yeah, no, I guess I'm definitely gonna go. Fuck it, I'm going. This is the personal pick. I was debating whether or not I was gonna grab it or not, I am gonna take. Nope, it's not that. I'm gonna take the first time they meet each other. [02:13:33] Speaker A: Who dumb. [02:13:34] Speaker B: And when they first race and he gets out of the car and he's like, I almost had. You never had. You almost had me. You never had your. I'm gonna take that whole scene. Granny shifting all that shit, that whole monolithic. [02:13:46] Speaker A: That's a good. [02:13:46] Speaker C: Not that bad of a pick. [02:13:47] Speaker A: I'm glad I can coach you there. [02:13:49] Speaker B: Yes. That's what I was taking the whole time. [02:13:51] Speaker A: Then what made you not spit it out for an hour and a half? [02:13:54] Speaker B: I was thinking about going. I was thinking about going comedy. We're going on right on mentions. After this, I'll tell you what I was gonna go for. [02:14:00] Speaker A: All right, Mark Lewis, your last pick. [02:14:07] Speaker D: So atrocious. [02:14:08] Speaker C: This is a personal pick. I'm not going to tv. I'm staying exclusively in movie with my. [02:14:12] Speaker B: Listen. Locked up the black girl. [02:14:14] Speaker C: I am going to go with. This is tough. It's the same movie, but there's two different, like, really iconic scenes you could take. I'm going to go with the conversation between Al Pacino and Robert De Niro and Heat. [02:14:31] Speaker A: He's not my favorite movie. I'm not going to lie. [02:14:34] Speaker C: I loved Heat. I watched it, like, three months ago. It was fucking unbelievable. I am going to go with the Al Pacino and Robert De Niro conversation from Heat. [02:14:43] Speaker B: A lot of people say that that was a very underwhelming movie, but I do know what scene you're talking about. [02:14:48] Speaker D: Heat. [02:14:49] Speaker C: It was either that or, like, the shootout scene after they robbed the bank in the last time. That was one of those two. But I'm going with a personal pick. I'm going with Al Pacino and De Niro and heat. [02:14:57] Speaker B: Okay, let's go over a few honorable mentions. I think we should have mentioned the town shootout scene. The bank robber seen the north running through the depth fucking bridge. [02:15:05] Speaker A: Or the scene where they go into the people's house. [02:15:11] Speaker C: That was the project. Yeah. [02:15:13] Speaker B: That's a great ride. [02:15:15] Speaker A: And y'all can ask me any questions. [02:15:16] Speaker B: I was gonna. That last one, I was debating whether to take the Bronx tale when he locks the door, but then I was like, I can't have three fucking italian movies. [02:15:22] Speaker C: I was gonna say, yeah, that's a good one, though. [02:15:24] Speaker B: You just can't leave. It's a great scene. Or you could have went, if you wanted romance, to go the door, reaching over. [02:15:29] Speaker A: I know, but when they. When they're in the bar and they lock it now you can't leave. Yeah, I think a great pick for an audible mention would have been casino. [02:15:39] Speaker B: Blueberry muffins. [02:15:41] Speaker A: There's a few in casino that you could really go with. [02:15:44] Speaker C: The one where he's talking to the attorney or whatever the fuck. When he's like, I'll fucking crack your fucking head open. [02:15:48] Speaker B: I like with that accent. He's from Kansas City, that guy. [02:15:51] Speaker A: Seen when they're in the cornfield and Joe Pesci gets beaten. Adept with the bat is brutal. [02:15:55] Speaker C: Him and the brother, right. It is. Bread is bad. Yeah, it's fucking crazy. [02:15:59] Speaker A: What other movie was it where he gets whacked when he walks? I want to get made. [02:16:04] Speaker B: That's because Goodfellow. [02:16:06] Speaker C: No, Joe Pesci gets killed. [02:16:08] Speaker A: Joe Pesci is about to get made. He thinks he's gonna get made and he's walks in. [02:16:12] Speaker B: He was turns in there. [02:16:13] Speaker C: Boof. [02:16:13] Speaker A: And they fucking. [02:16:14] Speaker B: Because he killed Billy bats in the. In the bar. Yeah, that's why they go, right, Bats was made. They found out that he killed them. They. That was one that we killed in the bar. [02:16:22] Speaker C: But I was gonna say. Well, if you were talking about. I thought you were gonna say Donny Brasco. [02:16:28] Speaker B: I think that's the worst of the. [02:16:29] Speaker A: Donnie Brasco is not my favorite. [02:16:30] Speaker C: No, well, when I'm saying when they kill Al Pacino in the end. [02:16:33] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:16:34] Speaker C: Cuz they. Cuz he's the reason that he's the guy that brought Johnny Depp and shit faces. [02:16:40] Speaker A: A lot of fucking movies we could have went with. [02:16:41] Speaker B: There were a lot of Scarface. That was another one. Scott face him going, say hello to. [02:16:45] Speaker A: My little friend. [02:16:49] Speaker D: The ice chico. They never lie. [02:16:51] Speaker A: Yeah. All right. Do you guys have. [02:16:53] Speaker B: I think if we had a normal person here today, like instead of Nico. [02:16:57] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:16:57] Speaker B: We would have got a lot more of those honorable mentions off the board. He went way to Marvel. He took Blade and Gambit walking through. [02:17:03] Speaker A: The thing and like, so dumb. It's not. [02:17:06] Speaker B: I mean, how do you. [02:17:07] Speaker A: How do you not even. It's still in the movie theater. It's not even out. [02:17:11] Speaker B: How could it be iconic? You like, there's a. There's a specific scene where the Avengers assemble. That's probably what he should have picked there. One. One. He clearly didn't pick one. [02:17:20] Speaker A: That'd be honest. I almost took it to be a troll. [02:17:25] Speaker D: I would have broke. I would have broke everything in here. [02:17:27] Speaker A: I almost took it just to be a fucking dickhead. [02:17:31] Speaker B: You don't think the three Spider Man's on screen? [02:17:34] Speaker C: I was just gonna say, no way home is way better than that. No way better than that. [02:17:38] Speaker D: It's way better. [02:17:39] Speaker C: Absolutely it is. [02:17:40] Speaker B: It means more. [02:17:41] Speaker C: It's Avengers assembled. No way home. [02:17:45] Speaker D: No. [02:17:46] Speaker C: Yeah, it is. [02:17:46] Speaker D: No, it's not. [02:17:47] Speaker A: All right, so let's move off movies for a second. We're coming into the home stretch. [02:17:54] Speaker B: Of what? [02:17:55] Speaker A: Of ending this podcast right now. [02:17:57] Speaker B: Okay, I think we missed a few things, but that's fine. [02:17:59] Speaker A: What did we miss? [02:18:00] Speaker B: I don't know. No. We got a Nico quitting the podcast. Took his name off it. [02:18:04] Speaker A: We're two and a half hours in, so we're going to wrap this up. We're going to. Can you sit down for 1 second? [02:18:13] Speaker D: My hips hurt so fucking bad. I have to. [02:18:15] Speaker B: It's a couch. You live on a fucking couch. You for knock. [02:18:21] Speaker A: So, Mako, we wanted to say thank you for coming on. [02:18:24] Speaker C: Thanks for having me. [02:18:25] Speaker A: Give yourself a little plug before. [02:18:27] Speaker C: No, no, no. I don't. I don't want anybody to know that I was on this show. I don't want them able to trace my route back to this show. [02:18:35] Speaker A: Be with you on like, at least twelve things. [02:18:37] Speaker C: Yeah. Yes. Yeah. No, no. Congrats on hundred episodes. And congrats on doing what the fat sucker thought you couldn't do. I don't care if you stop doing the podcast after this episode, as long as you shove it back in the fat suckers face. [02:18:49] Speaker B: Switch over to me. [02:18:50] Speaker C: That's all I care about. [02:18:51] Speaker B: I do have a picture of Nico's girlfriend looking, right? [02:18:55] Speaker A: Beautiful. [02:18:56] Speaker B: That's his girlfriend. That's like, she's gorgeous to the girlfriend. Bald, black. Would you agree? [02:19:01] Speaker D: No, that's exactly not agree. After I just showed you a picture of her and after you just mentioned that was first of all. [02:19:08] Speaker B: I will agree, though. But you love black girls, so, like, it's a good thing if you were with a black girl, right? [02:19:13] Speaker D: Yeah. It's not. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I love everyone. [02:19:16] Speaker B: You love them all. [02:19:17] Speaker C: Okay. [02:19:17] Speaker A: He loves everybody. Guys, this was episode 100. We want to say thank you for listening to the people that do. I don't know why you do. [02:19:26] Speaker D: I don't even know who. [02:19:27] Speaker A: Thank you for hanging with us, Ian. [02:19:29] Speaker B: Marco's coming back. He's full time in the podcast will. [02:19:32] Speaker A: Be back for the next 100 episodes. [02:19:34] Speaker C: Oh, yeah, that's correct. [02:19:36] Speaker D: Yes. [02:19:36] Speaker B: For full 100 or just number 200? [02:19:39] Speaker C: What do you mean full 100? [02:19:41] Speaker A: You're gonna be on for 100 or. [02:19:43] Speaker B: Just the 200th episode? [02:19:45] Speaker C: Just the 200th episode. Okay, you count me back for the centennial episodes we did. [02:19:50] Speaker B: He is a little bit of a diva. We did have to do this in this room with the door open because he's allergic to pets, apparently. [02:19:56] Speaker D: Cats been. [02:19:57] Speaker B: No, there hasn't been a sniffle, a sneeze. Nothing out of this kid. [02:20:01] Speaker C: No shit. Because I'm over here by this fucking thing. [02:20:04] Speaker A: So we'll wrap this up with saying, al, congratulations. You did 100 slices of prosciutto. [02:20:12] Speaker B: Three pounds of prosciutto. Niko did. [02:20:14] Speaker A: Niko, you are a piece of shit. You probably had 15 oreos, and now you want to kill yourself. Mine, I think I hit. I counted probably about 742. I've been throwing little things. Mine was to give Mako 100 compliments. [02:20:35] Speaker C: That would have been funny. [02:20:38] Speaker B: He didn't get half. At least he still had more compliments than you had oreos. [02:20:43] Speaker A: I did. I had more compliments. [02:20:45] Speaker D: My God. [02:20:45] Speaker A: And it's. It's hard to just be the whole episode. 100 compliments is. [02:20:49] Speaker D: No. [02:20:50] Speaker B: You want. I mean, you could have been like. [02:20:51] Speaker A: Look at those fucking 100 oreos compliments plenty of times. You guys just weren't listening. I said great. [02:20:56] Speaker D: I was listening. [02:20:57] Speaker A: Great answers. This is why you're my smartest cousin. [02:21:01] Speaker D: I didn't hear that. [02:21:02] Speaker A: Yeah, I've been dropping throughout the whole episode, incognito mode, for the biggest. [02:21:07] Speaker B: The biggest hater. I know how much that hurts you. Is there a chance we never get to 101? [02:21:14] Speaker A: Yeah, I think we could all die tomorrow. [02:21:17] Speaker B: But not even that. I mean, Niko's just, like, madly in love right now. [02:21:20] Speaker A: He's 200 as a full time guest. [02:21:23] Speaker B: Say bye. All right, since this is all about Justin and his kid and his seed, we might as well just end it with that. What do you think? [02:21:34] Speaker D: Peace out.