Ep. 101 | Not Her Person

[00:00:47] Speaker A: Yep. So two man show today. [00:00:50] Speaker B: What a surprise. [00:00:51] Speaker A: Yeah. After a nice episode last week, Justin had to fucking blow it up. Justin's sick. Is he sick? [00:00:58] Speaker B: Apparently he's sick. But he did text a group chat and was like, we need to do this, this, this, and this. And then he just calls out and. [00:01:05] Speaker A: Then he just calls out and then. That's just tough. It's tough. I was behind the moves, but called out, like, 20 minutes ago. [00:01:16] Speaker B: On your birthday, no less. [00:01:19] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. I'm definitely not gonna be here for his birthday on purpose if we have an episode for it. So, out of spite, are you going. [00:01:27] Speaker B: To his birthday party? [00:01:29] Speaker A: I'm not going to that. [00:01:31] Speaker B: He's planning himself. You're not going? [00:01:33] Speaker A: Whoa. [00:01:39] Speaker B: Let me check to see if everything's good. [00:01:42] Speaker A: Stand by one. We're still recording. [00:01:50] Speaker B: We look all right? [00:01:51] Speaker A: We look fine. I look good. I think we're good. I think you saw that happening. I didn't. I didn't. I had my head down the whole time, basically, until I looked up and I just say, al going, whoa. And like, I'm watching this. A huge light post just fucking crashed down. Maybe if we had a second camera for a better angle, we could have rewound that back, but. So, yeah, Justin's out today. It's the me and Al show. Always nice. Great riffs. Good quality riffs. And, yeah, it's my birthday today. Turn 30. Big 30. That's a lot. That's a good amount of time. It's a good chunk of time. It's basically, essentially a third of your life. For some people, that's more than a third of their life. Some people don't even like. What's the average. What's the average life span now? [00:02:50] Speaker B: If I had a guess, 75, but we can check it out. [00:02:53] Speaker A: Let's check it out. That's low. [00:02:55] Speaker B: I don't think you're halfway done with your life. [00:02:58] Speaker A: Yeah, probably because I'm very unhealthy. [00:03:00] Speaker B: I'm three quarters away, maybe even less than that. I think I got till 41, 42. So I got a couple years left in the tank. Maybe five years max. [00:03:10] Speaker A: I know. Imagine doing another average meal. Like, my dad just turned 60 last week. And I'm not going to lie to you, my dad's been. My dad's been, like, grabbing life by the balls for the past, like, seven years. [00:03:24] Speaker B: 74.8. So 75. [00:03:27] Speaker A: Wow. So, yeah. [00:03:29] Speaker B: So your father's going to be dead in nine years. My father's got, like, two or three left. [00:03:34] Speaker A: Yeah, my mom's got, like, eleven. [00:03:37] Speaker B: So just take all the people you love are dying. [00:03:40] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:03:42] Speaker B: It can tell, huh? Brody's about to die. This one, it's naughty and can't stand up anymore. [00:03:48] Speaker A: It's not. That's not good. That's sad to see. I'd rather watch me die. I have me feel died than a pet. [00:03:56] Speaker B: I agree. [00:03:56] Speaker A: That's. That's just. I think it's just human nature. [00:03:59] Speaker B: How much would you pay to have your. Your one pet for the rest of your life? Have we asked that before? We might have asked. [00:04:04] Speaker A: No. I think that's a very. That's a very good question. I don't know the number on that. You know what? Is it fair to say that I haven't had my own pet yet? I've been surrounded by pets my whole life. That's what I mean. I've grown up with dogs being bred. My mom has a fucking old McDonald's farm, you know, but I've never had like my dog. [00:04:28] Speaker B: So you didn't consider to be a yo dog? Is that why you punched him in the face? [00:04:32] Speaker A: Yeah, if it was my dog, I wouldn't ever punched him. Well, it wasn't my dog. It's my mom's dog. [00:04:37] Speaker B: I think if you give me like a fucking house payment, like 300,000 and you could pay payments on it for 30 years. Let's do it. Sign me up. 500k. [00:04:47] Speaker A: That's a cool way to. [00:04:48] Speaker B: Couple thousand a month. [00:04:49] Speaker A: 30 years payment, plan it out. [00:04:52] Speaker B: If you can guarantee that dogs with you for the rest of your life. Like it dies when you're hot and. [00:04:56] Speaker A: It dies when you die. Yeah, I would say. I said 500,000 or 300,000. [00:05:02] Speaker B: I said three to stop. But I think I'd go up to five. [00:05:05] Speaker A: I think I'd go up to five. I think I would do 500,000 with a payment plan. Yeah, it's like a yearly subscription. It's like car insurance. Yeah, I could do that. 500,000? Yeah, I mean. [00:05:15] Speaker B: Cause unkillable dog. [00:05:16] Speaker A: Pets are great. Pets are awesome. They're always gonna be the pretty dope. [00:05:20] Speaker B: They're saying Joan Rivers cloned our dog. Do you ever hear that Joan Rivers had the same dog forever? She used to be this comedian. [00:05:27] Speaker A: I was gonna say, I honestly don't know who Joan river is. [00:05:30] Speaker B: You know who Joan Rivers is? If you saw her, you'd know who she was. She's this old fucking bitch lady. Funny, funny girl. [00:05:37] Speaker A: Old bitch lady like that. [00:05:39] Speaker B: People say the Obamas killed her because she was calling. She called Michelle Obama a guy. [00:05:44] Speaker A: Wow. [00:05:45] Speaker B: Joan Rivers. [00:05:47] Speaker A: That's different. That's different. [00:05:50] Speaker B: Do you recognize her now? [00:05:52] Speaker A: Oh, yes. She talks. Yeah, she talks like. Yeah. Yeah. [00:05:56] Speaker B: Okay. [00:05:56] Speaker A: She's okay. [00:05:58] Speaker B: So that was her? Yeah, I. She died about ten years ago. She died ten years ago. [00:06:03] Speaker A: Damn. What age? [00:06:06] Speaker B: She was 81 at the time of death. [00:06:09] Speaker A: So she beat the. She beat the mock? [00:06:11] Speaker B: She beat the mock. [00:06:12] Speaker A: She pumped the bar up. [00:06:13] Speaker B: Yeah. Maybe she was a clone. [00:06:16] Speaker A: There's a lot of plastic surgery done to her. [00:06:18] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. She had it fucking. She even said it, though. That's how she died. I think it was complications from a. From a surgery. Joan Rivers cloned dog. [00:06:31] Speaker A: I don't know if I'd want to clone the dog. [00:06:37] Speaker B: Yeah, I don't know. I don't know if I could have just made that up. [00:06:46] Speaker A: Dude, stop telling me I left my. I mean, thank you. Thank you for telling me that. I left my airpods behind, but it's like they're in my car. I keep getting notifications every time that I go to work and every time. [00:06:56] Speaker B: Every time you leave, your phone's too. [00:06:58] Speaker A: Far from my phone's too far from my fucking airpods, like, all right, man. Well, I don't live my airpods in. Okay, so what are you gonna. [00:07:03] Speaker B: What is your day look like today? What are you gonna do today? [00:07:07] Speaker A: I'm working today. [00:07:08] Speaker B: You gotta work on a Tuesday? [00:07:09] Speaker A: I'm working. [00:07:10] Speaker B: Oh, Friday? Friday. [00:07:11] Speaker A: Today's Friday. Yeah. Yeah, I'm working. I. What the fuck is this? [00:07:17] Speaker B: Oh, you're getting your phone blown up today? At least people like you. [00:07:22] Speaker A: You know what? More than. More than it's fucking rattled in the past, like couple of years. So we'll take it. I'm never not gonna say no to that. It's always nice. It's a nice gesture, you know, but, yeah. So after this, I'm gonna go get a haircut as there was an anticipation that I'd be going to dinner this weekend. Obviously that's off the board. [00:07:39] Speaker B: What do you mean? Why is it off the board? [00:07:41] Speaker A: I'm back on the market. [00:07:43] Speaker B: You're officially single. [00:07:44] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:07:45] Speaker B: So after last week, the gushing, you were like, lit up. It was like. [00:07:51] Speaker A: I just don't see in weird translation that, like, that's my fault. Like, as, like, that's like a natural feel, you know, that's like something that you just think that you're in a good spot. Like, it's like betting it's all goes back. And first of all, I haven't made a video of it that might have stemmed it, didn't stem, actually, it was during, literally, I just went on the hottest stretch in the world. I came upon like $1200 just from fucking running. Fucking from Saturday. Ran Saturday into Sunday, Sunday into Monday, and then even on Tuesday, it was crazy. And I got in on baseball was nuts. That's, that's neither here or there, but that is something that, that's, that's a personal best I've. [00:08:37] Speaker B: So when one thing, like your luck, your love life luck is bad right now. It's real bad, but your parent luck is good. [00:08:43] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:08:44] Speaker B: So do you like that combination? Like, would you trade that right now? You never, ever get married, but you hit at 70%. [00:08:51] Speaker A: Yeah, I would take that. [00:08:52] Speaker B: I would take that right up. I would take that. If she walked out the door right now, that's like my son, that. Take that. Right? [00:08:57] Speaker A: Very profitable. You would never have to worry about shit. 70%, I would. That's a, that's a job. It's a job. Probably. Probably better than it. So. [00:09:09] Speaker B: Okay, let's go back to this because I know, I know for a fact people gonna be wondering, how do you go from lovey dovey, lushy, y'all get you, you basically planning to marry this girl essentially is how it felt. [00:09:22] Speaker A: I mean, you're talking about having kids. [00:09:25] Speaker B: You talk about you see yourself. [00:09:26] Speaker A: But again, again, it's, it's like my stupid ass sister who, like, thinks she has, like, good advice, which, like, she has terrible advice. She's literally my mother, dude. She's literally my mother. [00:09:37] Speaker B: Like, she has no good advice. [00:09:38] Speaker A: She has no good advice. She's like, she all she says, like, oh, I knew that was gonna happen. Sorry to hear that. Like, why you got a slide in the. I knew that was going to happen. Like, you didn't say nothing. [00:09:47] Speaker B: That's very passive aggressive. [00:09:48] Speaker A: So listen, man, two days ago, so good timing, great timing, right before your birthday. Very considerate. This is back to back years, if you don't remember. I was in a shit show last year. Same deal, got dumped off to the side. Week of the b day. I just got what the most frustrating thing about this is getting told, listen, I like the honesty. I'm all about honesty. Came up front, said, hey, listen, there was a spark there. Like, things were unbelievable, you know, fireworks, the whole nine yards. Then I just kind of lost it. And things seem a little bit overwhelming for me. I knew that was going to come. I knew that one was coming. I knew it. The too fast this is moving along, blah, blah, blah, blah. That's just an excuse, I think that it really is. Because at the end of the day, Al, like, I'm not having conversations by myself. [00:10:45] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:10:46] Speaker A: You know what I mean? I'm not doing things on my own. [00:10:48] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:10:48] Speaker A: I'm not planning things on my own, you know, so as much as I. And I'll take it like certified lover boy. Like, I am someone like that. I am. I care when I'm in it, I'm all in it. I'm fired up. Like, I can't be, you know? And then I got the guys at work being like, oh, you got to be Johnny cool, and you got to keep putting it off and putting it off. I'm, like, putting it off. What's the point of that? You know? Like. And I'm not saying, like, jumped the gun and, like, rushed everything. And, like, what my approach was wasn't even to be, like, my intentions are never to be overwhelming or make someone feel, like, kind of, like, out of rhythm, but, yeah. So I just got told, you know, I would be honest. This is like, the verbiage, the more that I read it. I go back and forth between, like, going into, like, a Batman era and just getting me in, like, real dark. Listening to nirvana, like, letting my head down. The shower. [00:11:41] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:11:41] Speaker A: Something in the wind. But then there's a part of me. It's like, I. Man, it's all good. Like, it's just. It's. [00:11:49] Speaker B: Well, it is all good. [00:11:50] Speaker A: Yeah, it's another. It's another day. Like, you know. [00:11:53] Speaker B: What did she say exactly? [00:11:54] Speaker A: She said not to, like, quote unquote, get it. I just don't think you're my person. I do not see a future with you. That one. That one. That's insulting. Yeah, a little like. That's insulting. [00:12:11] Speaker B: Yes. That's a little like. [00:12:12] Speaker A: I don't know if you take that as, like. Like, I'm just being honest. Like, all right, man. So you. Basically, the two things right there that stuck out to me is like, you don't think I'm good enough to introduce to your parents. Like, you don't think your parents can, like, like me, that's for sure. And then you don't see me as, like. Like, a plausible husband. Like, you don't see me, like, being a, you know, a good. And then you also don't see me being, like, as, like, a good supporting male character, like, in the relationship. [00:12:37] Speaker B: That's what it seems like. [00:12:38] Speaker A: Is that. Am I. Am I. Is that. [00:12:40] Speaker B: That's me? She's telling you, like, you're a tri. You're a child. You got nothing going for you. And I don't even like you that much. That's basically what she said. [00:12:49] Speaker A: Yeah. So she was like, instead of investing time, you know, and effort into it, and then it just being flattened out after, like three, six months or however long it would have lasted, just cut it right off of the head. [00:13:01] Speaker B: So now you're not even worth our time. [00:13:04] Speaker A: I wasn't even worth the. That's another thing that was kind of pissed off. I wasn't even worth the phone call. [00:13:09] Speaker B: Oh, is it a text? [00:13:10] Speaker A: Yeah, it was a text. Just ran. [00:13:12] Speaker B: Wow. What did you do on this fucking trip that got her going? Did you wear those fucking SpongeBob crocs like last time, bro? The other girl dumped you. [00:13:20] Speaker A: Dude, when I tell you. When I tell you straight up. You want to know what's also hilarious? 245 in the morning last night. 245 actually the morning this day. I got a text from her. Yes. Yep. [00:13:36] Speaker B: Saying what? [00:13:37] Speaker A: Happy birthday. I hope this year brings you nothing but blessings. I gotta read it. I have to read this one. [00:13:44] Speaker B: You gotta read this message. Yep. [00:13:46] Speaker A: This one I'll read. This one I'll read happy birthday. Hoping this year ahead brings you many blessings and thank you for an amazing trip. In memories, in parentheses. This is what pisses me off. Hope you don't hate me. Okay, so I still haven't responded to that. Just want to let you know. Kings up. [00:14:14] Speaker B: Yep, it's kings. It's city boys up. [00:14:16] Speaker A: That's for sure. And so, city boy fall. The one thing about it is, like, I am. I am going to reply. I had intentions to reply and just say I was simply just going to, you know. Cause I was keeping a cordial. Even towards the end of it, I wasn't combative. All I said was in the exchange is like, hey, man, like I said from the beginning, I'm not perfect. And, like, I'm always willing to try and, like, put the work in to, like, fix anything. Didn't even want to have that. That conversation. I didn't even get brought into the coach's office. Yeah, like, hey, listen, like, this week we're going to go over, like, you know, planning. This week we're going to. Going on setting up appointments. This week we're going to go on. No, I got literally, you got painks live. I got cuts. I got cut. Yeah, I got cut. That's just what it was. And it sucks to. Because obviously, you know, you think really highly of someone and you think somebody else would think highly enough of you. But what comes back to with what I was saying is I didn't even get a phone call or a chance to like, you know, speak to myself, really. I was just kind of given the cards I was dealt. And that's just usually how life goes, though sometimes. [00:15:18] Speaker B: So do you think that this was a tag team effort? Like, some of her fucking girls that she was with was like, listen, don't date this kid. He's a server type thing. [00:15:27] Speaker A: Like, I think that definitely. That definitely could have happened. [00:15:32] Speaker B: I. Cuz why wouldn't she call you? She just like, with her girls and they were like, listen, you just gotta send the text. Or you think, like, she had some family pressure. [00:15:42] Speaker A: I don't. I don't know, man. I don't know. And like, I even, like, the one time that I tagged her in an Instagram story when we were in Puerto Rico, I asked her, I was like, yo, is this cool? She's like, yeah, I just can't repost it because I'm in in Puerto Rico. And if all my family who follows me season knows that I didn't show up, I understand that part. Cuz they're like, they'll all give you shit or whatever. I'm like, whatever. I'm not like, I don't care. Like that. I didn't care about. I don't care about repost and all that shit. That doesn't matter to me. But, yeah, man, I mean, I just tried to be a guy. Really. If you look back at it, I really was like a real grade a dude. I really tried, I guess. I don't know. Yeah, shelf it up. That's it. Back on the market. You get back into the streets of. That's just what you do, I guess. [00:16:29] Speaker B: Can you go back and pinpoint one fucking thing where maybe you felt like. [00:16:34] Speaker A: Yeah, she got, she got. I noticed she was upset. I think it was on Monday. She was all in favor of me bringing my laundry over and doing the laundry at her apartment. I did it. Whatever. I'm leaving. The next how it was going the past few times was in the morning, she has to take the dog out, but so she could like kind of get like a little extra sleep and all that, I would take the dog out, right? What the fuck is. [00:17:02] Speaker B: Let me go. I think they'll try. Let me let them out. [00:17:04] Speaker A: Let him out, please. And it's like right in the middle of this. That sounds like a legitimate. Yeah, very terrible time, you selfish fucks. Oh, that's. Yeah. [00:17:19] Speaker B: Oh, stop wishing your ass. [00:17:24] Speaker A: Stop itching your ass. [00:17:28] Speaker B: He itches his ass. [00:17:31] Speaker A: Now they're in a box. [00:17:35] Speaker B: All right, so we're back Monday. [00:17:39] Speaker A: Monday. So, yeah, I leave now. There was like two shirts, a short and a sweatshirt that were just covered in dog hair from being there. She has a dog, obviously, like I said. [00:17:50] Speaker B: So tell me you were making a big deal about the dog here. [00:17:53] Speaker A: Not at all. Not at all. [00:17:55] Speaker B: I can pitch you, losing you. [00:17:56] Speaker A: I didn't even notice it. I threw the clothes on the top of the hamper because they were in the bathroom. They were on the floor. [00:18:02] Speaker B: Okay. [00:18:04] Speaker A: And 04:00 comes around, she gets back home. She's like, you left so many things here. As soon as she said that, I was like, cuz the night before, she had a girls night. [00:18:17] Speaker B: Okay. [00:18:18] Speaker A: So I was like, hmm. I was like, that's interesting. I was like, so what did I leave? I was like, are you referring to the clothes? Like, I'm not gonna lie to you. Like, not to. Not to make the wrong impression. I just kind of threw them in. They were like, legit dirty. I didn't want to throw them on top of my clean clothes. And I just figured you could run them through or I'll pick them up the next time I buy that type thing. No big deal. Didn't really think nothing of it. Didn't think that was that crazy. Oh, I'm trying to clean up. Been this stuff everywhere. So again, a little. Okay. I said, even me. [00:18:53] Speaker B: A little pushback. [00:18:54] Speaker A: It's like, hey, do you want me to come get them? If it's that big of a deal. I wasn't being a dickhead at all. I sent, and she was like, yeah, yeah, if you could. It's literally 430 in the middle of a Tuesday. So for me to get to Quincy, it was an hour and 37 minutes. I didn't go. I was like. I ended up being like, listen. Cause she was like, oh, I'm going to my friend's house. Who's the friend literally lives at? Like, I. I live at 15 ferry. The friend lives at like five, five or three something sliding on the same street. So I'm like, if you're gonna come to your girls crib, why don't you just drop the stuff off on the way by? Like, is it that big of a deal? Like, can you not really face me right now? Is that what is. What is going on? I saw. I knew right there that there was a. There was a feather that was sticking out, and I felt it. I was like, all right, man. I was like, something's coming. And then the next. The next day, it wasn't the same type of energy. I was like, okay, all right. And then, like, you know, instead of, like, going back and forth how it used to be, like, a constant response type deal, you know, like, four or 5 hours go by, I'm like, all right, all right. I know it's coming. And then just, hey, unfortunately, just want to keep you in the dark on this. Like, well, you kept me in the dark. [00:20:05] Speaker B: So you're telling me this is all over you being a slob with the laundry? A slob in her eyes, I mean. [00:20:13] Speaker A: Yeah, if you would consider it. I was just gonna say, if you consider that being a slob, like, that's not even that. [00:20:17] Speaker B: I would agree. That doesn't seem that crazy. Are you sure that's all you know about? [00:20:22] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. I mean, yeah, that. Opposed to everything else, like, and you. [00:20:27] Speaker B: Don'T think she has another guy and she was worried about your clothes being there? [00:20:31] Speaker A: That's the only thing that worried. That's the only not worried me. That that's. That ran across my mind. I was just like, hmm, there might be somebody else coming by here, and maybe they don't want to see the my mamba show up that I was wearing on the episode. [00:20:43] Speaker B: Right. [00:20:43] Speaker A: Those were there couple t shirts. Those are probably all fucking burnt. [00:20:49] Speaker B: Oh, you never got them. You never got them back. [00:20:52] Speaker A: What's the funniest thing, Al? Is now? What do you do with those? Unless they're already gone. They're already at goodwill. But I don't know if you're ever gonna try and tell me, like, hey, I do have your clothes. Like, if you ever want them. Like, I don't know what my stance really should be, and my response should be to that. [00:21:10] Speaker B: Yeah, come by. Let me get them. Or you come and get them. Come bring them. When you come to your friend's house. [00:21:16] Speaker A: Yeah, that's probably the most logical thing. Oh, then this girl's head, like, oh, give her a week. I don't. I don't believe that. [00:21:23] Speaker B: I don't even get it. I don't get, like, so she's just thought you were that much of a slob. Were you, like, crazy much of a slob when you guys were away in Puerto Rico? Were you just throwing your shit? Do you have any arguments about that? Like, is this. [00:21:35] Speaker A: No, not even. Like, even in the bathroom, we had two separate. We had two sinks side by side. [00:21:40] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:21:40] Speaker A: Dude, when I tell you Puerto Rico was, like, a fantastic trip, like, I would have rated, like, at least a nine out of 1010 out of ten, I couldn't see where I. We didn't get one. We didn't get one. Dispute over nothing. Every night, like, we did everything. I don't know that that was, like, the least of my concerns. No, that's. That was the least of my concerns. Again, I'm in the docket if you don't. [00:22:06] Speaker B: Could she be on a period? Because I know when it's period week, it's really technically a fucking month. It's like the whole month. [00:22:14] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:22:15] Speaker B: Leading up. [00:22:15] Speaker A: I don't. [00:22:15] Speaker B: It. They got two or three weeks before, a week after, they're all acting crazy, and they flip out over dumb shit that seems like. Flipping on over dumb shit. [00:22:25] Speaker A: It seems like. I know. But then when you do say the line of, like, I don't see a future with you, that's fucked up. That's a. I just want to make sure that I'm quoting that right. Cause we'll, uh. We can do the justice by that. Let me just make sure I'm quoting this right. We're playing in the coliseum. Yes. I love the time I had with you. I just don't see it being a forever thing with us. And I don't want to keep investing time and effort into both of us and get disappointed in the end. Listen, I'm not. [00:22:57] Speaker B: You got some long texties there going back and forth. [00:23:00] Speaker A: That's mine. Yeah. Cause I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm not. I'm not. I don't know. I don't want you to hate me as a person. Like, dude, I wouldn't hate you, or I wouldn't feel some type of way if I just got a fucking phone call or sad. Like, I'm 30 years old, you 20. How the fuck can't we have a conversation? Seems like a good enough pride. Was I not a good enough person that whole time? Did not even get a conversation. I couldn't get a conversation. I couldn't get a phone call. [00:23:27] Speaker B: Yeah. I just think doesn't have to be. [00:23:28] Speaker A: In person sitting down face to face. Cause I know. Listen, you know why? You know why? Cause if I'm able to sit down and go face to face and have a conversation, what you are going to angle and what you think I feel like through conversation, like, you can. [00:23:43] Speaker B: That's why a lot of people do it that way. They could text, and they can get everything that they want to say, and that's it. [00:23:48] Speaker A: Now they're like, ah, you're not in. [00:23:49] Speaker B: A room with somebody, on the phone. [00:23:51] Speaker A: With somebody, not in direct contact. Not. Not. I don't. You can't sit there. You can't hear feeling. You can't hear emotion, because all that shit, man, it's like we say all the time, like, yeah, text gets lost in translation. Yeah, it is. Listen, man. It is what it is. [00:24:08] Speaker B: So you're on the market? [00:24:09] Speaker A: Yup, I'm on the market. The joke that I'm prepared to die alone. I'll do it. [00:24:17] Speaker B: Don't test them. He'll fucking do it. [00:24:19] Speaker A: I'll do it. I'll do it. [00:24:21] Speaker B: These fucking honeysuckle. Do you think that he's fucking around, dude, he'll fucking die alone right now. [00:24:26] Speaker A: I'll die alone. It probably saved me a lot of money, but, yeah, it is what it is. That was. That was uneventful. That sucks. Yeah. [00:24:35] Speaker B: Why do you and your brother feel like you have such. So much problems with women? [00:24:39] Speaker A: I don't want to categorize myself in the same as my brother. I think I'm able. I think I'm able to take my licks. I put myself in a lot of bad situations. I don't, like, look for sympathy at all. I don't. It is what it is. Marco does his shit to himself. He's very, like, out in the open. Very, like, fucking poor me, Sam. Me. Like, nah, I'm not. I don't. I don't ever do that. I don't care, you know? Like, at the end of the day, like, just to be. Not, like, in the nicest way possible, like, you're lost, like, your loss. Like, if you don't think. If you don't think that highly of me, like, that, you don't see, like, a future or shit like that out of me, you don't think that I'm capable of that? Like, I don't know how else you want to angle that, but as a guy, like, I'm going to take that on the chin, like, okay, that's cool. You just gotta keep pushing. [00:25:30] Speaker B: Does she think in her head that when she gets married, they're not gonna put shorts on top of a hamper? Like, is that what she thinks? Like, is that, like, a realistic scenario? Does she seem like she's not, like, part of reality? Do you ever talk to a girl and it's like they just have this thing built up in their head? [00:25:51] Speaker A: It's tough on this one, because I feel like, this. Like, I told you most of the girls in other ways that I've gone for, and I mean this politely to all of you, that if you. If you've ever listened. They've just been a little bit of a different brand. All right. This one just seemed to have, like, more, like, more of, like, did her stuff, add her stuff lined up, just, like, kind of was, like, real grounded. But then again, it was like, I don't know. [00:26:20] Speaker B: She didn't want your kid to play football. That had hurt. [00:26:24] Speaker A: That would have never. That would have never happened. It's like that. That. That was, like, the. That stuff's, like, the least of my worries. What. What it is is I really think, like, I noticed. I could definitely notice that. Like, so she didn't tell, like, her parents at all, like, anything, that she was, like, seeing anybody or anything like that. And, like, I noticed that I did. Now, to her defense, it's like, oh, everybody gets in my business, you know, gets to my grandmother, then it gets to my aunt. It's like, yeah, like, welcome. Welcome to my family, too. Like, everybody, you know, when everybody, Puerto. [00:26:56] Speaker B: Ricans and Italians, are very similar like that with the family. [00:26:59] Speaker A: Yeah, it's always big family stuff. So I kind of noticed. I was like, damn, I don't. I think she likes the. Right now, but she didn't like the spice. Now, I didn't want to address it when I felt it when we came back from Puerto Rico, and I felt like it really was a little bit different. Like, a little bit, like, flattened soda. Right. I'm just the type of person, like, I don't know if. I guess now. Now I know for maybe the next time, like, to address it, to bring it up. Like, hey, like, is there something going on? But, like, I feel like it's like the retirement talk. When you bring up retirement, that's when it starts to become a reality. Every time you bring it up or it's in your head, I'm under the understanding, like, anytime that you bring up something, you're, like, kind of, like, putting bad on it's who happened, you know? Like, I guess there's two ways to think of it, I guess. Yeah. I mean, like, hey, man, like, you know, is this flame seem like it's dying out a little bit? What can we do to, like, respock it? Like, what's. Like, what's going on? What are you feeling? That's probably what I should have. Could have done. Or me, on the other hand, not say any of it, not try and, like, really acknowledge it and try and just kind of change the narrative on my own. [00:28:07] Speaker B: If the flames going out after you come back from a vacation, and if that's how you felt then this was meant to be. Like, this breakup was meant to be. If the flames there, it's there. You shouldn't even have to go on vacation. Granted, you want to go on vacation, you have a good time. [00:28:25] Speaker A: Yeah. That was an important thing. Again. I've never done that. You've known me. I mean, like, no shit, but, like, you know, like, you know, I've dated, gone through date. I've never gone away with nobody. I never did that before. I never did that before. I never went on a vacation with just, what? Like, you know, mean solo? Like, me and a girl. Like, three weeks into me and a girl. Girl, like, we're on a fucking flight together to Puerto Rico. Like, you want to tell me you. You were overwhelmed and you felt. [00:28:49] Speaker B: I know. She's the one that fucking pushed that whole thing. [00:28:52] Speaker A: Like, kind of like, yo, you put us on the accelerated program. [00:28:55] Speaker B: Yeah, so it's. Yeah, it's on her, bro. [00:28:57] Speaker A: It's like, I'm not doing it on my own. People, like. Oh, like, you know. You know, you're too much. Like, I don't really know if I'm too much. I'm just over here fucking riding away. [00:29:08] Speaker B: We know it wasn't your idea to go. You're riding the wave. I like that. That's a good idea. Do you think maybe you didn't throw it down good enough in Puerto Rico? [00:29:17] Speaker A: No, I was. That was some stellar. [00:29:21] Speaker B: You were on one. [00:29:23] Speaker A: Yeah. Cause it was. It was a night where I was hamming, and there wasn't no way I was busting, so, like, I just know what that is. Like, that's just a repetitive. I know it is. I'm so thankful for it. It makes me feel like a porn star, which is great. Now I know why they're called porn star martinis. That's all I know. They're there. Mine, they're a drink of mine for sure. They definitely put lead in the pistol, so. [00:29:50] Speaker B: But you're not worried about that? [00:29:53] Speaker A: No, I don't. I don't. I don't think that was. I don't think that was bad at all. I really don't. So maybe she's even. Especially even her. When she's. When she mentioned it again, like, thank you for an amazing trip. Like, we really did have a fucking sweet ass time. It was awesome. [00:30:08] Speaker B: So you. The only thing you could pinpoint, you didn't. You didn't defend rape again? We didn't do that. Correct. [00:30:13] Speaker A: Dude, I don't think on a personal thing. I don't think I've ruffled anything like that. I was cool like that. I was cool in the pocket like that. I really didn't trip over myself. I didn't say something. I was like, oh, what did you just say? Like, no. [00:30:25] Speaker B: So it's not like a radio personality that you might have talked to that whole situation? Not that. [00:30:31] Speaker A: Nope. [00:30:31] Speaker B: Not the crocs. Not the SpongeBob crocs. [00:30:35] Speaker A: No. I didn't even know that that was like a. I didn't even know that I thought that that was a joke. I didn't even know that was a real thing. [00:30:39] Speaker B: I don't know. That's. But this is Justin saying this. [00:30:42] Speaker A: That's Justin. Justin's not even his. [00:30:43] Speaker B: So, I mean, we could back them up. So you didn't wear SpongeBob crocs or anything ridiculous? [00:30:48] Speaker A: No. [00:30:50] Speaker B: Do you think she was kind of. Because you're so obsessed with Marvel, do you think that she's at all worried about that? [00:30:59] Speaker A: Nope. Because on two, I just want you to know something, and you know this. I love nothing more than sitting on my fucking couch on Sunday and no one fucking bothering me. I just wanna watch football. [00:31:14] Speaker B: Yep. [00:31:15] Speaker A: Two Sundays, our three, I have relinquished my duties of watching football and have contributed in some type of activity with this particular female. Okay, so that's. Again, that's called sacrifice. [00:31:32] Speaker B: But were you, like, miserable checking your phone? [00:31:34] Speaker A: No. No. Not even on my phone. No. No bet. No bets. Me. I didn't make that note. I didn't make the Sunday service video in Puerto Rico. I didn't make the Sunday service. I didn't make a Sunday service video. [00:31:45] Speaker B: So now she's hurting our page. [00:31:49] Speaker A: I mean, it is. Listen, man. [00:31:51] Speaker B: Okay, so it wasn't meant to be. That's it. So you can't. The only thing you could pinpoint to is the fucking. The laundry and the hamper. It kind of makes me want to just, like, break into our house and take a shit in the corner of the other room just to really, like, now. Now you have a mess. Like, dude, like, now there's a mess in your house. [00:32:08] Speaker A: Like, um. [00:32:09] Speaker B: You should just let Skylar Skyla stay in her house. [00:32:12] Speaker A: Like, every time. Like, every time I was there and she would leave early and she had to go do something and she would, like, let me leave on my own kind of thing. Like, dude, like, I didn't ask for that. I didn't ask for it at all. Like, I wasn't like, oh, like, can I stay? Like, I never said nothing like that. Nothing. Like, even the last night that we were together. Like, I snore. I know that it can keep her up. She's mentioned it before. [00:32:37] Speaker B: Oh, you're a snorer. That could be, that could be made that probably that. [00:32:40] Speaker A: I honestly, honestly, I swear to God, I think that it's between that and having psoriasis, which, whatever the fuck one you want to pick. Yeah. And I said to her, I was like, Monday Night Football. Monday night football's over. She's already sleeping. I leave the bed and I'm still up. So I'm not going to move around the lot because I know that that affects people as well. I go into the living room, I legit turn on the tv. I start watching the penguin, and I went to go sleep on the couch. It was nothing, nothing merciful against her. Like, no problems at all. I was literally being considerate in a nice dude and going and sleeping on the couch. Cause she had to be up at 06:00 a.m. and at that time it was already 1130. I'm like, bro, I'm not getting settled into bed right now. So I went and just go, slept on the coach. 03:00 in the morning, rolls around, she's like, what are you doing? It's like, oh, well, I came out here, cuz, like, I just want to make sure that you slept, like, so that you could wake up. Like, you could have a good sleep and all that and all. Like, and she's like, well, you're a fucking moron. Like, like, get back in bed. Like, don't, don't be silly. This isn't that. I'm like, all right, whatever. Like, I was trying, like, I just thought that that was nice. That's a nice thing to do. That's being a little bit thoughtful, but whatever. [00:34:03] Speaker B: Like, you dumped, so she dumped you the next day after that. [00:34:06] Speaker A: The next, the next, the next night or. No, I think it was like a day after that. And then later that night, it was just literally the other night. It's just literally like Wednesday night. So what's Friday today? [00:34:22] Speaker B: You gotta go find another broad now. [00:34:25] Speaker A: Al, that's, that's all it is. You just put your head down and just get back on the grand. You just focus on yourself going back to the gym, for sure. Like, you know, it's a natural instinct. Like, it's gonna suck. I just, when someone wants to tell me, like, I'm a, I'm a lover boy, I try to my, like, dude, I don't know, I can't, I can't be a dickhead. I don't really like being like that. I don't like being like a manipulator. I hate that. I don't. You know, you listen to some of these stories. Like, one of these girls was telling me that she was dating a guy for a year and a half, and, like, the whole time he was cheating on her with a co worker. Like, dude, people get into scenarios like that could never, ever in my life be me. Yeah. And that's the people that you want to be in bed with. Like, so be it. If that makes your life more interesting, like, so fucking be it. I don't. I'm not going to change how I'm wired. Yeah. Did I get a little fired up? Sure. I sure did. But did I do anything that was really outside the realm that would make you be like, uh. I know. I mean, like, again, I think we. [00:35:36] Speaker B: Need to really just have a couple of the x's on and talk. Like, talk it out. See if anyone will come on and join and say, what you did wrong. I think we just need to get. Get better. So, you know how, like, you know, it's almost like a scout mission. Like, give us what he does wrong, give us the pros and cons of Nikdeme, and then we'll build a better Niko. [00:35:57] Speaker A: If you want to do that, I told you, you got a green light, you can go ahead and please, in the nicest, politest way, if you want to reach out to certain people and say, like, hey, man, like, we're just trying to help Nico get better. [00:36:08] Speaker B: That's it. [00:36:09] Speaker A: Put him into a program. [00:36:12] Speaker B: Just trying to get him better. [00:36:13] Speaker A: I was just trying to get me better. [00:36:15] Speaker B: You got to go to boot camp. [00:36:16] Speaker A: I want to have it. Listen, man, I need a training camp. I need a little. I need a little me. So I definitely want to. [00:36:22] Speaker B: So we could get the pros. Like what? But, like, you know, there's certain things that we're not gonna be able to fix. Like your teeth, most likely. We can't fix your teeth. [00:36:31] Speaker A: No, we can fix my. That might have been it, too. That might have been like, I keep looking at a kid with a chipped tooth, like, what a fucking loser. I wish I got a y, Al. I didn't get a y. That's the only problem. [00:36:43] Speaker B: I think you need to, you know, I think maybe we can get you a y. I don't know if anyone will actually talk. Cause she doesn't even know you have a podcast. Really? [00:36:52] Speaker A: Yeah. I mean, unless she's, like, kind of, like, oblivious and didn't really? Look at my instagram. [00:36:59] Speaker B: There's no way she had a look at your instagram. [00:37:01] Speaker A: She definitely did. I mean, she's had to have seen it, so. Didn't say not one word about it. [00:37:07] Speaker B: Maybe that's what it is. Maybe she heard the last thing. Me calling her black the whole episode. Maybe she didn't like that. [00:37:13] Speaker A: Yeah, maybe that would be awesome if that was to come back and be the reason. Let me tell you. [00:37:18] Speaker B: Because then it has nothing to do with you. [00:37:19] Speaker A: Yeah. And then everything to do with you. [00:37:21] Speaker B: Yeah. Which is fine. [00:37:23] Speaker A: Right? That's good. Yep. So that's that. [00:37:27] Speaker B: Do you think it throws her off that you're white and you think that you're black? [00:37:31] Speaker A: Do you think that threw her off at all? No. Cause even, like, when we would dance and she was teaching me how to salsa, like, I wasn't doing it good at first, and then I start to get it, and then I start to lose it, and, like, I. That's like, what I. I guess maybe that. All that. Maybe the trip you could just throw out the fucking window because it's, like, not fair. Comparable ground. Because it was such a. Like. It was a. It was just, like, pinnacle. [00:38:00] Speaker B: Well, I just think anytime you go on vacation, it always seems like the best. Everywhere you go. All Puerto Rico's awesome, but if you live there, it's a fucking third world country. You get these blinders when you're on vacation that wherever you go, it's better than what you're at. So, like, you're always you. It's fake. Life is what it is. [00:38:17] Speaker A: Fantasyland. [00:38:18] Speaker B: That's it. Fantasyland. [00:38:20] Speaker A: I'm in la la land. I'm walking through old San Juan, two in the morning with a drink in my hand with, you know, a girl around my arm. Like, who the fuck do I think I am? My bad bunny? [00:38:32] Speaker B: Yeah, exactly. Your bad bunny. [00:38:33] Speaker A: Like, what's the difference between me and bad bunny right now? I feel the exact same. [00:38:37] Speaker B: You'd be fat bunny. [00:38:38] Speaker A: I'd be fat bunny. [00:38:39] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:38:40] Speaker A: I'd be Chubb Bunny. [00:38:43] Speaker B: Yeah. No, that's why once you get back to real shit, going to work and having responsibilities, shit changes. I just can't believe you fucking throw a pair of shorts on a hamper where they're supposed to go on a hamper. Like, in a hamper on a hamper? That's where dirty clothes go. [00:39:02] Speaker A: Yep. [00:39:04] Speaker B: But that's women for you. They fucking flip over the dumbest shit. [00:39:08] Speaker A: It is what it is, man. It is what it is. You can't really? [00:39:11] Speaker B: Alright. So you can't pinpoint nothing besides that. That's good to know. Did you watch the game last night? [00:39:17] Speaker A: Yes, I did. [00:39:17] Speaker B: A great Thursday night football game. [00:39:19] Speaker A: It was a great. You just gone to my next note. My next notes. Not really. You know, we're going turn the big 30. We already talked about that. Well, not really, but yeah, yeah, I watched the game last night. Unreal. Kirk Cousins, 500 yards. That's fucking sick. [00:39:35] Speaker B: They weren't looking great to start the season. The Falcons like their offense looked like shit. Kind of. [00:39:41] Speaker A: I I think truly that it takes a month for people to come into their own cause. [00:39:48] Speaker B: Preseason, especially new, new season, two preseason. [00:39:51] Speaker A: New team is so fucking. [00:39:53] Speaker B: He's got, they got so many weapons over there. It's crazy. Where the Falcons, they got Bijon Pitts. I mean, Pitts fucking. He should be playing way better than he is. [00:40:02] Speaker A: Pitts did great. Yeah. Piss is a specimen. They got Bijon Drake, London. They do. Donnell Mooney's actually doing pretty good for them. Yeah. I even don't mind, like, I really don't mind the, the bucks. I thought the Bucs could have won. [00:40:20] Speaker B: I thought they should have won. [00:40:21] Speaker A: I thought the Bucks should have won. I thought, I thought Baker. I thought Baker was doing great as well. I. This NFL season, it's, it's still, it's still a little up in the air for me. Really. It's not, I will say just based off of injury, I don't think it's Casey and then everybody else. I know that that last year might have been like, a motive, but I really don't think. [00:40:45] Speaker B: I don't know. I just feel like it's another thing. No one's stepping out, no one looks dominant. So you would take a team that. [00:40:52] Speaker A: Has just kind of had the same core nucleus and just stick with that? [00:40:56] Speaker B: Yeah, I could, I can still feel Casey running away with this thing again. [00:41:00] Speaker A: I think I. My Bengals pick looks absolutely God awful. [00:41:07] Speaker B: Are they all in three? [00:41:10] Speaker A: One in three. Cause they beat the Panthers last week. [00:41:13] Speaker B: Okay. Okay. [00:41:13] Speaker A: One, three. They beat the Panthers last week, which they. They were gonna get into bad teams because, dude, bruh, winning that one game in the beginning of the season might have been like, the what? I don't know if we could. I don't know. Listen, if we can't beat Miami this week, I don't know a lot of teams that we can beat. No, no bullshit out. We. Our team is. [00:41:38] Speaker B: It's. It's because of the quarterback, to be honest. Right now. [00:41:42] Speaker A: You think so? You think if you put Drake, man. It really does something different. [00:41:45] Speaker B: Yeah, I think that they, you can stretch the field. You can't stress the stretch the field which are Kobe. So they're loading the box. So by loading the box and then Stevenson's fumbling the ball, which is getting. [00:41:56] Speaker A: The ball too much. [00:41:57] Speaker B: He's getting the ball too much. There's eight people in the box and now there's two, three people hanging on you. Every single tackle. They're ripping the ball from them. [00:42:05] Speaker A: Granted, they face the, literally the best linebacker in the fucking world, bro. Yeah, like Fred Warner is like unbelievable heat seek. [00:42:13] Speaker B: How fucking lucky does just thinking about like that Super bowl. How fucking lucky is Kansas City that like the kids walking on like they want the linebackers walking onto the field. [00:42:23] Speaker A: And green law, bro. That kid was an I kids. [00:42:26] Speaker B: He was unbelievable. [00:42:27] Speaker A: He was great. [00:42:28] Speaker B: They needed him in his fucking thing. And then he's selling walking off and fucking ts ACL. [00:42:34] Speaker A: Like how he's jumping on the field after coming after the kickoff team's walking off. He's jumping next to Fred Warner and snaps his ACL. Dude, that guy doesn't snap his ACL. San Fran got that San Francisco to beat KC twice. Twice. Twice. [00:42:49] Speaker B: And it's gonna have to let this dog in now. [00:42:51] Speaker A: If you gotta let the dog and let. [00:42:52] Speaker B: This is fucking ridiculous. [00:42:57] Speaker A: People think it's easy. [00:42:59] Speaker B: We got fucking girls dumping people for laundry. Come on. Hold on. Yeah, so I mean, what a pussy Justin is, huh? [00:43:29] Speaker A: Yeah, absolutely. [00:43:30] Speaker B: It's like Nikko's birthday. You fucking. He just spends all week planning his own birthday. Which is crazy that he's been fucking planning his birthday. [00:43:39] Speaker A: Justin's plan his birthday. [00:43:41] Speaker B: I'm planning his own birthday. [00:43:42] Speaker A: I turn 30, which is like a substantial number. Dirty 30. Usually something that people throw something for, like get together for something like that. Cause obviously it's like a milestone birthday in a way, right? Correct by to the twenties. Hello to the thirties. [00:43:56] Speaker B: Yep. [00:43:58] Speaker A: I got nothing. Could. Is it possible that next Monday we could do. We could go golfing? [00:44:03] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:44:03] Speaker A: We still go golfing? [00:44:04] Speaker B: Yeah, why not? [00:44:05] Speaker A: All right, let's. We should. All right, I'll plan that. I'll plan it on like the next like few days. [00:44:09] Speaker B: You're gonna plan your own birthday? [00:44:11] Speaker A: No, I just want to go golf this Monday. We just go golfing. Yeah. [00:44:15] Speaker B: Yeah, I should be fine with that. [00:44:17] Speaker A: Maybe I'll hit up fat suck and maybe see what his availability is. Not even being mean. I I don't want to hit up my own brother just based off the fact that he's late for everything. I hate it. You can't do it. [00:44:31] Speaker B: Yeah, he is bad. You got to tell him like I did the last time. You tell him a half hour later. [00:44:35] Speaker A: I would tell him 40 minutes ahead. Yeah, I would. I'd be like, off the tee times at eleven. I'd say it's at ten. It's at 1025. [00:44:42] Speaker B: Yeah. And then he gets there at 1040. [00:44:45] Speaker A: And we're good, and we're fine, and we're good. And he doesn't have to rush. He might have got himself. Listen, you got a rush to get somewhere, cool. Isn't it better to rush to get somewhere and then when you're there, you got like, not saying an hour? Cause that would be ridiculous. And then waiting around an hour, you get. Starts getting patient. 20 minutes. 20 minutes goes by pretty quick, you'll be all right. [00:45:07] Speaker B: 20 minutes goes by real quick. When you have to get. You get to the. Get to the golf cart. Put your pay, pay. Put your fucking cot on the. Put your bag on the cot. [00:45:17] Speaker A: Take the cot around. [00:45:18] Speaker B: Yeah. Get to the first tee. It's not. It's not rocket science. [00:45:22] Speaker A: Ten to 1517 minutes all day long. [00:45:24] Speaker B: Get yourself set up then. Knowing him, he needs a protein. He eats a meal or protein shake. [00:45:30] Speaker A: Yeah, something needs, like, to come. He is the biggest, biggest pre pre meal fucking whore bag. This kid's gone from fucking stupid new tray tide. Think he might have tried ex factor meals for fucking at one point, probably. [00:45:47] Speaker B: Now he's on prep hero. [00:45:48] Speaker A: Now he's. Now I don't see the prep arrow. Now it's awakened 180. [00:45:52] Speaker B: But I think, I think who the. [00:45:54] Speaker A: Fuck spends more money on themselves? LeBron James and Tom Brady are marked fucking dickhead. Is this kid serious? [00:46:00] Speaker B: I mean, yeah, he got the star. [00:46:02] Speaker A: Eating fucking junk food at night. How about that? There you go. Pay me fucking nothing. [00:46:09] Speaker B: How about just. How about just you don't need the chocolate frosted doughnut from Dunkin donuts every morning. Just because you're scraping the frosting off with those fucking wooden teeth doesn't mean shit. [00:46:22] Speaker A: How about you don't need the late night roast beef? Remember when I was sending that to you? I'm like, dude, this kid, literally, now his new trend is fucking doing late night beef reviews. What do you think that's going to do to your body? Because you know what? You know, Marco's not honest John and taking one bite and throwing it out the window or giving it to a homeless person. He's eating the whole thing. [00:46:45] Speaker B: Yep. [00:46:46] Speaker A: How much? How, how many calories is a regular beef and all that shit. Sodium bread. That's got to be almost a thousand calories. Sandwich. No, maybe not. [00:46:56] Speaker B: I don't know. It's gonna be close. [00:46:57] Speaker A: It's fucking crazy. [00:46:59] Speaker B: Depends where you get it from. I thought he. He said at one point, he doesn't even like roast beefs. Do you remember that? Says yes. Doesn't sit well with his stomach. So let's eat that at 11:00 at night. That makes sense. [00:47:08] Speaker A: But that was a trend. It was like a couple months ago. It was like, yeah, you know, back down. Late night beef. I'm at Mike's, just got out of encore. Like, first of all, welcome to fucking society, okay? Because that place has been going before we were born, and that's literally what it's made for. Like that place. The tea alone pays that pays that. [00:47:29] Speaker B: They have to. They have to. The only thing that sucks about that place is they need a bathroom. It's crazy. They don't have a small bathroom in there so that people can piss when. [00:47:37] Speaker A: You don't have a bathroom. That's annoying. That's annoying. [00:47:41] Speaker B: If you can eat in there. I don't care if there's a little bar, if there's. If there's one or two seats in there. I think you need to have a restroom. [00:47:47] Speaker A: I'm surprised that they aren't required to have a restroom with the size of the place and they have like, a sitting. How large would you say their seating size is? Maybe like twelve stools. [00:47:59] Speaker B: I think it's more. I think it's 15, I think. [00:48:02] Speaker A: I've been in sub shops where you order at the counter for less. And there's been bathrooms. That building's fucking plenty big. You can put a bathroom some. [00:48:11] Speaker B: They definitely could put a bathroom. [00:48:12] Speaker A: Unless they hurt for fucking cash. Ola. I don't know. Well, you know what? [00:48:15] Speaker B: Get a fucking port a party. Port a party. Put it outside. [00:48:18] Speaker A: Rented. Yeah. Oh, my God. Jesus Christ. I mean, now, granted, at night, that might turn into a complete. A complete and utter shit show. [00:48:26] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:48:26] Speaker A: You know, probably have people fucking in there and doing coke, but, you know, teachers. [00:48:32] Speaker B: Isn't that every bathroom, though? [00:48:34] Speaker A: Yeah, I'm pretty sure there was somebody at wicked craft last night that 100% just went in the bathroom. Like, blue line did a good amount of coke and then came out like they're legit sideways and, like, shaking their head. I was like, wow, that's that real colombian dust. [00:48:48] Speaker B: Yeah. You don't see that as much coke as you used to. No, they're doing that? [00:48:53] Speaker A: No. [00:48:53] Speaker B: Well, at least they weren't fucking. Anyone. Ever catch anyone fucking in the bathroom besides yourself? I'm sure you do that all the time. [00:49:01] Speaker A: Laid out, I think once or twice. It's fucking. What's even funnier is like, that girl just made a post and did her review of going to Puerto Rico and she went to Puerto Rico with the man and all that. Just sitting there laughing. I'm like, wow. I'm like, all right, nice. [00:49:18] Speaker B: What are you talking about? The girl that you talked to. [00:49:20] Speaker A: No, no, the girl that I one time, you know, had an affiliation with that wicked. [00:49:27] Speaker B: Oh, you fucked her in the bathroom? [00:49:29] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. [00:49:30] Speaker B: How do you say? I don't even know. [00:49:32] Speaker A: I don't know if Steve. I don't know if Steve knows that, so I. But everybody else. [00:49:38] Speaker B: Yeah, I don't think you should be saying that. [00:49:40] Speaker A: But, yeah, that was the one. That was a one time. That was a one off. It was great. It's fantastic. Honduran girl, nice. Named Letty, like from Fast and Furious, which was all the more better. [00:49:51] Speaker B: Were you. Was she calling you fucking Dom? I mean, her name's Letty. You should have had her call you Dom. [00:49:57] Speaker A: No, I should have fucking pulled out, put on a bald cap like Adam Raydeh. [00:50:01] Speaker B: Okay, my question is, is did you and the girl settle on a Halloween costume before or you didn't get to settle on the Halloween costume? [00:50:10] Speaker A: Yeah, we did on both. I'm pretty sure some of the stuff was ordered or it wasn't ordered. Just like two days ago, like the day before, she broke it off for me. Supposed to go to Morton's for my birthday. That's all I wanted to do is, I just want to go to Morton's, get a nice steak, reservation for two, for Sunday, nice Sunday evening. And I was told, nope, don't worry, I already made the reservation. Word, that's pretty dope. And yeah, no, so that's not gonna happen. [00:50:37] Speaker B: So why don't you do yourself a favor? Cause this is one of the things that I love to do. Go to a steakhouse alone, sit at the bar, cut into a steak, enjoy yourself by yourself. You don't need another person there. She's just gonna make you order something you don't wanna order. Sit there, have a nice steak, treat yourself to a nice fucking meal. You'll love it. That's what I would do if I were you. [00:51:03] Speaker A: I'm thinking about doing that Sunday night. Just going to, like, going to mornings, going to the bar section. Yeah, the game will be on go. [00:51:10] Speaker B: Go eat something. Yeah, eat something. [00:51:12] Speaker A: More lava cake is what I'm there for. [00:51:14] Speaker B: Then get the lava cake. Then go home and just absolutely abuse yourself. [00:51:18] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. [00:51:20] Speaker B: Beat it till you chafe. That's what you should do on Sunday. That's. That sounds like a good birthday. [00:51:26] Speaker A: I'm a real simple person. [00:51:27] Speaker B: That's it. [00:51:28] Speaker A: I don't really need. [00:51:29] Speaker B: You don't need a girl. You don't need a girl for that? [00:51:31] Speaker A: I don't really need a lot. [00:51:32] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:51:32] Speaker A: You don't need. You don't need a girl for that? No, but, yeah, that's. That's probably. That probably my ideal plan for Sunday. If. If I get there, it's tough because now that I don't have anything to do on Sunday, I don't know, I see if maybe I'll do something with. With the fellas or. [00:51:50] Speaker B: Why don't you go Monday then, to the steakhouse? [00:51:53] Speaker A: Yeah, could go Monday, Sunday. [00:51:54] Speaker B: Just fucking melt it to your fucking. [00:51:56] Speaker A: Coach, dude, and just fucking cook Palais. [00:52:00] Speaker B: Cook Palais. And apparently you're on a heater. The only problem is that now you might lose your big betting luck cause you're going back to single. Niko. [00:52:11] Speaker A: Yeah. This is the first one for two. [00:52:18] Speaker B: Well, everyone knew. [00:52:19] Speaker A: Alabama 190, that was before it for 227. That's. This is just now. This is Sunday one. Another 191st. Touchdown. Dad, I made. I made dinner that night. I went over Sunday night. Made dinner. [00:52:37] Speaker B: What you make? Because it looks like a sloth. What is it? [00:52:39] Speaker A: Um, no, it's like. That was risotto with, like. That was like a chicken. Chicken mayonnaise, kind of. It's like the chicken medallion dish that we have, like masala, mushrooms, prosciutto. [00:52:52] Speaker B: So you made a dinner, too, and she's just fucking. Oh, what a scumbag. [00:52:56] Speaker A: Yep. Amon ra. That was a big 1357. Huge. [00:53:00] Speaker B: Does she know you're a better. [00:53:03] Speaker A: That was another 310 ski greenski. Nope. [00:53:07] Speaker B: Then that was the doggie you're never gonna see again. [00:53:09] Speaker A: That was Zeus. I'll never see you again. And then this was the next night after I left. He used to be the first one. The homer. Eat a that. Bomb. [00:53:15] Speaker B: Yeah. Bomb. Yeah. [00:53:18] Speaker A: Yeah. That put me up, like, net $1160, which is great pay for my Puerto Rico trip. Thank you. Thank you. Life has a weird way. [00:53:28] Speaker B: It does. [00:53:29] Speaker A: Doesn't life the craziest way of showing signs? [00:53:32] Speaker B: Yep. [00:53:33] Speaker A: I am not that good at this. [00:53:35] Speaker B: No, we know that. [00:53:35] Speaker A: I'm not that good at it. [00:53:36] Speaker B: You have a long history. [00:53:38] Speaker A: Personal pr. Personal pr. It's not even close. That's personal PF for a stretch time, except for two years ago on Sunday service. One time I went nine. One and one. But that's doesn't even. That doesn't even really count for anything because half of that shit back then, I wasn't even betting on, like, I'm putting out the pick, but, like, I literally didn't have the financial fucking baggage. Yeah, you couldn't do all that right now. Sunday services. Sunday services in a. Is in shaky waters. I got to get back and see what my overall it is. [00:54:07] Speaker B: It's not good. [00:54:08] Speaker A: It's not good. We'll be better. We'll be back, and we're gonna have more production, and we'll have more. We'll. We'll have more production. [00:54:17] Speaker B: You have more time. What about getting it out on a Friday or a Saturday? [00:54:21] Speaker A: So, people, what I'm thinking, Al, is the thing to do is after. It sounds crazy, but I think either after, like, tonight, right. Or Saturday night when I come home from work making it, then. [00:54:34] Speaker B: Yeah. Because I'm thinking in my head, like, how is everyone even getting this bed in? You get it in, right? At 01:00 no one can even tell you if they wanted to. [00:54:41] Speaker A: Well, I try. No one can fade it up at 1130. No one can even fade you the times. Yeah. So I think. I think timing and all that, we really got to kick it into another gear. I really got to show myself that I could still do this, because, again, what I want to do for a living is literally work in the sports and social media area, whether it's content creation or betting content. And so I got a. This is my baby right now. It was being neglected. [00:55:09] Speaker B: I actually have the perfect idea that I know people will get to watch your videos, but you can only do, like, three a week. Three bets a week. I was thinking about doing it myself, but then I'm so nervous that I'm gonna get, like, so much exposure from it that I'd have to do it every week. But I'm telling you, the idea is ridiculous. I don't think anyone does it this way. But they'll be forced to watch what your picks are, and no one even. And they won't even care whether they it or not. [00:55:40] Speaker A: Do you. [00:55:41] Speaker B: You want me to tell you now? [00:55:42] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:55:44] Speaker B: You got to do a jackass style. So you got to be. You got to get basically hit in the nuts and then say, you pick. So it'd be something different every single time. So I'd be, like, pushing you in a carriage over a thing. Then you'd get up off the ground after you just got blast it over a curb in a carriage, like jackass style. And then you'd be like, lions plus three. You'd step in front of a bat and cage machine, get hit with the pitch, and be like, you know, patriots money line. They will watch every pick because they're going to see you get hit. They're going to see you going to have to hurt yourself, though. Every single time. [00:56:20] Speaker A: I don't know if I'm going to be. I don't know if. [00:56:22] Speaker B: Yes, you can, dude. You tell me that wouldn't go. Tell me that wouldn't go, though. Nico. Nico. Just think virality. [00:56:30] Speaker A: It definitely will, because no one's doing it. Oh, you know what? Another one. We could do the milk crate challenge. [00:56:35] Speaker B: This what I'm saying. You step on legos. [00:56:36] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:56:37] Speaker B: A whole bunch of shit. But then you just. You get hurt, and then. Then you say you pick three picks. They don't even care if they hit or not. Like, that's the. That's the idea. Like, think of that video. It's three picks, and it's three basic. Like, y'all gonna get hurt. Hurt. Or maybe you don't get hurt, but you got to pick something like that. Like getting hit in the nuts, you know, maybe like a mousetrap closes on your finger. [00:57:04] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:57:05] Speaker B: And it's just three picks. It's dead easy. You just gotta plan it out. Yeah. [00:57:10] Speaker A: So you just say, that's something I'll put on the back. Back burner and think about. [00:57:15] Speaker B: Take a. How viral it'll go. Niko, you do that once, you do it five times, you're gonna get. [00:57:22] Speaker A: Well, like my boys always said, like, yo, why don't you do, like, stuff like this? Like, this would be funny. It's just people getting, like, fucking absolutely hurt. Like getting hit in a golf cart. [00:57:33] Speaker B: Right. That'd be great. But you see, we can tailor it to where, like, you're not gonna get. Actually, that hurt. It's just gonna hurt for a bit. [00:57:42] Speaker A: If you could tailor it to, like, where, like. [00:57:45] Speaker B: Like, if we. If we step you in front of a pitching machine, you. You can control how fast it goes. You can get hit. It's gonna hurt for a second, bro. [00:57:53] Speaker A: In the chest, dog. That's gonna fucking. [00:57:55] Speaker B: No, just go sideways and go off the arm. I wouldn't do chess because, God forbid, would you. Lucky. Turn into Demar Hamline. [00:58:05] Speaker A: It's a drop dead, dude. Dude. [00:58:11] Speaker B: Just think about how crazy that would go. [00:58:13] Speaker A: It would go crazy. I'm just trying to think, like, how far can you. Can you bring that, bro? Like, how long. How long can I. I think you. [00:58:21] Speaker B: Could do it for a whole season. Think about how. How many foes would you get legitimately? You only need that for a couple weeks. Look at that fucking retard Davis clock. He's up to 700,000 people, and he's legit retarded. [00:58:34] Speaker A: He's so nuts, bro. [00:58:36] Speaker B: So think about that. [00:58:37] Speaker A: Absolutely. [00:58:38] Speaker B: You only need it. You only need it for so long. You know what I mean? Like, you just needed enough to go viral, and then people might actually. And if, God forbid, you have a good week that week. [00:58:52] Speaker A: Yeah. Go off. If I have a good week. You're right. Last week, I don't think was good. So if you. [00:58:57] Speaker B: And it's only three bets. Pick your best. Three bets. [00:58:59] Speaker A: I didn't. I didn't see from last week. I don't remember what it was. I know it wasn't good, though. [00:59:05] Speaker B: I just think you're crazy not to do that. If it was me, I would do it on Saturdays and Sundays. Give three NCaas and three NFLs. Really watch jackass and see how they hurt themselves. [00:59:24] Speaker A: I see that they, like, fucking gash their heads. I've watched. [00:59:28] Speaker B: But you could be doing the cinnamon challenge. You could be doing shit like that, too, where it's not that crazy. You do anything that, like people dropping. [00:59:35] Speaker A: Lemons in my eyes. [00:59:36] Speaker B: Eating. Eating a ghost pepper challenge. Yes. Drop the lemons in your eyes. That's one. [00:59:41] Speaker A: I would do the lemons in my eyes. The ghost pepper chip. [00:59:43] Speaker B: No, you can't do that again. [00:59:46] Speaker A: No, not for a peck. Are you fucking crazy? That would be, like, one. No, that'd be, like one episode. [00:59:54] Speaker B: You got it. [00:59:54] Speaker A: No, that's terrible. [00:59:55] Speaker B: You got to, like, honestly, step it up. Step your game up. [01:00:00] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:00:00] Speaker B: Definitely think viral. Like, that shit would go viral so easily. I was legitimately gonna produce one for you because I'm near the pitching machine all. All the time and just do it myself. But then I was thinking that was gonna go viral. It should, but you should do it, and you should make yourself go viral that way. [01:00:21] Speaker A: I'll think about it. I'll think about it. [01:00:24] Speaker B: So you're never gonna do it, al? [01:00:26] Speaker A: I'm not gonna do it because that's just a lot of bullshit. Like, it's just, like, a lot of. [01:00:31] Speaker B: It's not that hard. You set up a thing on your tripod, and you just hurt yourself. [01:00:36] Speaker A: I did. [01:00:37] Speaker B: Like, a mouse trap. Think about mousetrap. Hitting your finger. And then you just be in like lions plus three. [01:00:42] Speaker A: Yeah. So people just watch me get hurt, but also giving out pics. And then it's like, vice suck at betting and I'm just hurting myself. [01:00:50] Speaker B: They're just gonna keep watching it. No matter what. They're only gonna keep watching it. Most a lot of people are gonna keep watching. If. What's it called? If you have a good week, the first week, just think about that. People will. [01:01:04] Speaker A: I really. [01:01:05] Speaker B: People will ride a die with you. [01:01:07] Speaker A: I listen to you. I just. This one, I just don't know. [01:01:10] Speaker B: And then you got to just be like, you had to say, like, guys, please, you have to bet my picks or I'm just going to keep doing this even worse. Yeah, like, you can't stop. You can't stop. [01:01:19] Speaker A: Yeah. No. And then that's what it becomes. I just. You can't stop. [01:01:24] Speaker B: All right, well. [01:01:25] Speaker A: Can't stop. [01:01:26] Speaker B: You don't want to go fucking viral. That's fine. [01:01:29] Speaker A: I mean, I just want to stay alive for a little bit. Just a little bit longer. Not too much longer. Yep. Twelve now. Fucking wrapping it up. Got a few minutes left here. What else, what else can we. What else could we close on? Justin's out sick. The Patriots are in shambles. I don't think they're going to last that long. I'm back on the fucking. I'm back on the market. [01:01:56] Speaker B: You're back on the market. Do you still think so? You guys were wrong about the. Them being the last team without a win. Dude, you still like that over under four and a half? [01:02:12] Speaker A: No, no, come on. You'd be crazy. You'd be crazy to think that they got four more wins in them. That's crazy. They really don't. [01:02:22] Speaker B: Well, their offensive line is dying by the end. They keep getting injured. So, like, even the bad. Even the bad guys. Yeah, it's bad. [01:02:30] Speaker A: Like, dugga gone, Andrew's gone, Kaden Wallace gone. It's just like. It's terrible. It's not good. I think you put Drake man there. I don't. I think you get. You get some excitement. I think the boys are like, all right, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe we have a chance, but even then, do not. [01:02:56] Speaker B: Do you think if, like, Brissette is playing God awful in the first half, it's a close game? God awful on Sunday. [01:03:03] Speaker A: On Sunday. [01:03:04] Speaker B: God awful. We're talking like five foot twelve. [01:03:06] Speaker A: I mean, they'd still have playmakers on their defense. Like, you still got fucking. I wouldn't consider Jalen Ramsey a playmaker. [01:03:12] Speaker B: But Christian Walken's is pretty good. [01:03:15] Speaker A: Yeah, Chris, I mean, again, you have an opposing defense for sure. I don't know. What else. What are we, what, what else are you waiting for? [01:03:25] Speaker B: What do you, that's what I'm thinking. I think that this would be the game. I honestly thought this would be the game, that they might just call him the starter. [01:03:31] Speaker A: The season's the shit anyways, dude. Like, fuck it. [01:03:35] Speaker B: Yeah. So I guess the question is, is why even playing if the season's this shit? [01:03:39] Speaker A: It's a double edged sword. It's the same thing. It's like, but let him get Travis Hunter. Let him get, let him get his reps. You're not going to, al, you know, I know they're not taking a skilled player in that top spot. Did 110% taking a tackle. [01:03:57] Speaker B: You think first overall, they're going to take a tackle. That's the dumbest thing ever. [01:04:01] Speaker A: If we were first overall, I'd hope to. [01:04:04] Speaker B: No, they can't. You got, you can take like, in the fifth. Fifth to seven. You could see that. Five to seven. You could see a tackle. [01:04:10] Speaker A: Could you see them trading back? [01:04:12] Speaker B: Yes. [01:04:13] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:04:13] Speaker B: But if they have the first three picks, they would never take a tackle, I think. Has a tackle ever been drafted in the first three picks? [01:04:21] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. Look it up. Highest, highest, highest draft to tackle. [01:04:26] Speaker B: Highest draft was what? [01:04:28] Speaker A: Six? Five? You got me fucked up if you think that. If you think that we're going to. [01:04:36] Speaker B: Fifth, 5th is the highest. [01:04:37] Speaker A: Joe Walt. [01:04:38] Speaker B: Joe waltz. [01:04:39] Speaker A: Okay. Joe Alt is a fucking legit. [01:04:43] Speaker B: Oh, hold on, hold on. Maybe not. No, maybe not. Maybe that's just this. [01:04:47] Speaker A: I think so. I think that there was another one draft to number two. It's a good trivia question. [01:04:57] Speaker B: Yeah, let me touch with a fucking tackle. [01:04:59] Speaker A: I just, I just don't, I don't see it. The team's falling apart by the seams. I just, I would love nothing but, you know. [01:05:08] Speaker B: No, Joe Walt is. Wait, hold on. No, no. Six, seven. Yeah. It's all five through seven, dude. [01:05:17] Speaker A: All five through seven is because that's realistic. You can, you have a top three spot. Like, bro. Like, you can't, you can't afford that on it. I'm not gonna lie to you. [01:05:28] Speaker B: Oh, my God. 2013, the chief selected first overall. Eric Fisher. [01:05:36] Speaker A: Yeah, I knew it. Oh, I knew it. There was one selected first overall. So see you later, Al. See you later. Welcome. Welcome it right now. [01:05:48] Speaker B: Jason Smith, second overall. [01:05:50] Speaker A: Banks junior. [01:05:51] Speaker B: Jake Long. Oh, I forgot the Dolphins, too. I remember that. 2008. These people are retarded, dude. [01:06:01] Speaker A: Yeah, no shit. No shit, bro. [01:06:07] Speaker B: Oh, my God. So who's. Who's there? Who's the big tackle? [01:06:10] Speaker A: His name's Kelvin Banks. Calvin Banks junior out of Texas. [01:06:16] Speaker B: That's fucking. [01:06:25] Speaker A: That's what we're going to end up doing. It's just what it is. And the projections all now that are coming all early mark drafts, it's like the first picks going to the Patriots, because who are we battling first with? Carolina. Right. That has to be the obvious. They don't have a win yet. [01:06:43] Speaker B: They're not going to win. [01:06:46] Speaker A: They might not win, but they. They could win. Andy Dalton at least gives you a shot. [01:06:51] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, I forgot. [01:06:52] Speaker A: Andy Dalton. [01:06:54] Speaker B: We should have. We should have had Andy. [01:06:55] Speaker A: Joe Flacco, dude. [01:06:57] Speaker B: I would imagine any. Anyone that can throw the ball ten yards downfield would have been fine. [01:07:03] Speaker A: Jacobi Brissette can't throw. [01:07:04] Speaker B: He can't throw. [01:07:05] Speaker A: And he's, like, legit shell shocked again. [01:07:07] Speaker B: He doesn't make a shit ton of mistakes, but that's because he doesn't throw the ball far right. [01:07:11] Speaker A: Zolak was literally saying. He's like, well, how many turnovers does he have? One. It's like, yeah, dude. Sick. The guy, like, averages under 160 passing yards a game. That is fucking pathetic. [01:07:21] Speaker B: It's real bad. Trevor Lawrence looks so bad. Mac Jones might get that start and roll. That's crazy. [01:07:30] Speaker A: I would hate that. If I'm a Jaguars fan. You're a fucking loser. That's just what I know. [01:07:34] Speaker B: Oh, it's a fact. [01:07:36] Speaker A: That's. That's that team that. Imagine having, like, all those guys on that team. Like, I mean, you guys, dog. [01:07:42] Speaker B: They got two, like, unbelievable running backs to you. [01:07:45] Speaker A: Got. Listen, you got two. You got two running. You got two running backs. You got two running backs. A one. [01:07:50] Speaker B: ATN and Bigsby. [01:07:52] Speaker A: I mean, ETN. Big speed. All right. Or big speeds. Like, not. Not definitely holding up his weight, but, like, still just. I would so much rather have a team like that. But you just have a quarterback that, like, has all of the capabilities that's like six five and everything else, and, like, still sucks. [01:08:10] Speaker B: Do you care? Do you think he cares too much about his hair? [01:08:13] Speaker A: Dude, I think he cares about everything else but football, honestly. They got Brian Thomas junior for him. He's nice. [01:08:21] Speaker B: Didn't he get married real young, too? Like, still in Clemson? [01:08:24] Speaker A: Got married, like, three years ago. Yeah. Yeah, probably. Probably. That's weird, though. Those are those southern marriages, though. Yeah, they get Shirley. They do get hit about born in the south. I would never have this problem. Problem. [01:08:39] Speaker B: So what's the game plan? You just gonna go and fuck everything that moves right now? Is that the game plan? Black honeysuckle? Black honeys? [01:08:48] Speaker A: A little. No. Um. No, I just think this is gonna be some time for, like. I don't know. I don't know. Should it? I will. I will return the question. You do. I is the door you believe closed on this. [01:09:04] Speaker B: On this broad? [01:09:04] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:09:06] Speaker B: My question would be, do you even want to still see this girl with the way she texted you and didn't give you a conversation and basically said, like, you have nothing going in your life? It wasn't even like, oh, I got to work on me. I got to think about stuff. I think she threw it all on you, that this was all you. She don't see you're not her person. She don't see us forever. [01:09:27] Speaker A: She said. She did say. She did happen to mention that I was great. It wasn't. It's not me, actually. She said it's not me. You don't need to fix anything. Nothing is wrong with you. I just don't think we. We are each other's person. You do everything right. I just don't think we are for one another. How the fuck does that make sense? [01:09:47] Speaker B: They don't make any sense. She's trying to let you down easy. [01:09:50] Speaker A: What are we talking about? [01:09:52] Speaker B: She's talking out of both sides of her mouth. [01:09:54] Speaker A: What right? Am I not like I'm retarded? I am. I am not up to par with the human brain function, okay? I'm behind the eight ball. We know this. But when I read something like that, what the fuck does the normal person think? [01:10:09] Speaker B: I think that the normal person, when I read that, I'm hearing that right now. I'm thinking that, a, she wants to fuck other guys. That's it. That's what I think. She thinks you're a piece of shit. You ain't worth your salt. You ain't worth your body weight. Gold. She doesn't want to put any more time into you. You got no future. That's basically what she's telling you. [01:10:30] Speaker A: Good. She'll have no problem with me killing myself then. [01:10:34] Speaker B: On his birthday. How could she do this on birthday week? Like, that's fucked up. She knew it was your birthday. She planned the thing on ding hundred. This is twice in a row now this has happened. [01:10:43] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:10:44] Speaker B: Do you think she just didn't want to buy you a birthday gift? [01:10:48] Speaker A: Just say it. Just hit. If you don't want to take me out to dinner any. Say it. I swear to God, if you come back around next week and like, hey, listen, we should talk. I'm just gonna come out and say, like, yo, listen, first thing we could talk about is like, did you just blatantly want to avoid my birthday? Before we go into anything else? Seriousness? [01:11:07] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:11:08] Speaker A: Is that what it is? I. [01:11:10] Speaker B: It's like, guys who don't do that on Valentine's day, they dump them, not back with them. [01:11:13] Speaker A: Yeah. Not to be a sucker, I would be open to have a conversation because I still feel like I. It doesn't make sense to me how good everything was going that, like, I understand the spark, like, died out. I think, though, that. [01:11:26] Speaker B: That there has to be. [01:11:28] Speaker A: I know, but there's two heads to that horse. You know what I mean? There has to be something. There has to either be something that, like, really is like a. Is like a no. Or this is just like, something that, like, yeah, talk to her girlfriend. And the girlfriend's like, nah, you need a. You need to step back, girl. You're getting crazy. Cause where the fuck did this shit come from? [01:11:48] Speaker B: I do think that I wish we. Another good video series would be you explaining, like, common sayings, like, two heads to that horse isn't a saying. It's like a double headed sword or two heads to that whole sword. I don't think two heads to that horse is a saying. [01:12:05] Speaker A: Oh, okay. [01:12:07] Speaker B: Double headed sword. [01:12:09] Speaker A: Right. [01:12:09] Speaker B: So I think we need to get you explained certain things, because you do do this a lot where, like. [01:12:14] Speaker A: Yeah, Marco. Marco catches it more than anyone. Yeah. [01:12:17] Speaker B: So, like, if we could have you explain in certain colloquialisms, or whatever they're called. [01:12:23] Speaker A: Yeah, colloquialism. Yeah. What the fuck? [01:12:27] Speaker B: You gotta go, huh? What are you gonna get cut? [01:12:29] Speaker A: Is this. [01:12:29] Speaker B: Are you getting a haircut by a girl or a guy? You got any barber guy? [01:12:33] Speaker A: But I'm probably gonna go over and flirt my hairdresser now. [01:12:35] Speaker B: It's a smart. That's a good idea. That's a good idea. [01:12:37] Speaker A: He's really hot. And someone that I'll probably never touch with a fucking ten foot pole. [01:12:42] Speaker B: No, you definitely won't. [01:12:43] Speaker A: No. [01:12:44] Speaker B: No. All right, we'll see you next week. Justin's never coming back again, I don't think. [01:12:49] Speaker A: I guess so. This is a thousand percent. I was in on Justin's birthday. Now that he didn't show up for my birthday. Fuck him and his birthday. [01:12:58] Speaker B: So maybe I'll come with you to fucking mourns. I could go for Morton's. [01:13:03] Speaker A: Hey, let's go, bro. Let's go. Nothing like a nice night, right? Nothing like a nice little dinner. I'd never. I never. I haven't gone and a lava cake in Sunday night football. [01:13:13] Speaker B: It's a beautiful thing. [01:13:14] Speaker A: But you got 7000 fucking sports to coach. [01:13:17] Speaker B: It's true. [01:13:17] Speaker A: You like a universal coach bought sports. Coach sucks. [01:13:21] Speaker B: Don't have kids. [01:13:22] Speaker A: If you guys get reached out to about pros and cons, about what I am as a individual or as a. You know, as an other, as a partner, whatever it is, it's not influenced by me. Just want to let everybody. [01:13:34] Speaker B: But be honest. Just be honest. [01:13:36] Speaker A: Be honest. [01:13:36] Speaker B: Just be honest, because we're really trying to make him into a more. A better human being. [01:13:41] Speaker A: Yeah, legit. Okay. All right, guys. Peace out. [01:13:45] Speaker B: I'm gonna go throw this shirt on top of my hamper, see if my wife flips out or not. [01:13:50] Speaker A: I don't fucking know, man. Yeah. Make sure you make dinner the night before. [01:13:53] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:14:06] Speaker A: You twist on yourself. You don't think we're just.