BONUS EP | Fat Idiot Rambling

[00:00:48] All right, I guess let's try this again. Ah. I just did maybe 40 minutes by myself in a car. [00:00:55] Pretty sad. [00:01:02] I don't even know where to start. I'm so aggravated. [00:01:06] Basically, I'm in my car. I figured I'd give you guys something, a little taste. A little taste, you know, a taste is something to get you through the holiday weekend or whatever this is. Holiday, New Year's Eve, New Year's. Since we haven't talked to you in so long, just wanted to give you a little taste. So open up. Open up and have yourself a taste. This is going to be just rambling, incoherent thoughts from a retard. That's what I am. Okay. Got my car, put the whole recording setup in. I figured I'd pause, record pause throughout the day, give you a little something to taste on, you know, I'm not cutting the fucking best of. [00:01:50] You don't cut a best of a shit. So it would just be a best of a fucking shit. So we'll just give you some new shit, throw some new shit at you, you know? [00:02:01] So I plug in this fucking mixer, Plugging this mixer into my car. I start driving. Now, this could be what I would call a secondary thing. Now I get some fucking cop looking at me. Parking enforcement, who the fuck knows what he's doing right now I'm behind Starbucks and he's making little loop de loos. So we'll get this on recording if he makes me roll down my fucking window. No. Okay, so I'm behind fucking Starbucks, fucking recording right now. [00:02:30] But on the way up to Starbucks, I'm driving. I put my mixer in, whatever. I should have some recording of it. [00:02:39] But apparently at some point it went off. I checked it when I started looking at it. Like right now I'm looking at. There's about two minutes of recording. I looked. I periodically looked down. I did stop at a stoplight and car. This is what's wrong with cars nowadays, the environment. [00:02:58] Why do they make these cars? It's more annoying than it is useful. They shut off when you're idling. Who gives a about it? So they shut off when it's idle. And so now apparently in my car, when it shuts off its idling. The plugs, right, the plugs, and with the battery. And the battery, it goes off. So it cuts all the plugs to that. [00:03:21] Who knew? Who fucking knew? So I must have been idling at a light, obviously, and the whole fucking thing shut down. So now the whole fucking thing shut down. So I don't know what I fucking have. So I have to hit rerecord. Obviously. Now I have this fucking button that says off automatic shut off. I should have fucking touched that to stop. But who would have fucking thought it? It's more the automakers. Now that it's in every car, there's automatic shut off. You with the automatic shut off, it makes your ride way worse. Way less Smoot that you had that your car has to start. [00:03:55] I get crazy car sick if I'm not driving. If I wasn't driving and like my wife's car was doing this to me, I would fucking lose my mind. I'd probably throw it up on the side of the road. Especially if you're at some type of stop and go. I was at bumping a bumper traffic on fucking Route 1 the other day. And you had to shut it off because it just like legitimately people gonna be throwing up in the car. And my car still smells like throw up from the last time I threw up in it like three weeks ago. [00:04:25] Okay, so we're off that topic. What am I doing here? Why am I recording an episode by myself? Well, Bad Brain is still a thing. It's still 100% a thing as of now. [00:04:38] But we can't get in the same room together. It's nuts. Every time we try to get in the same room together for the past month, granted, holidays, all that, we can't get in the same room. We just can't fucking get in the same room now. It's a little hypocritical. We're talking about Patreon and we're gonna have to give you more and extra content. [00:04:57] How can we give you extra content when we're taking weeks off? We get it. We get that 100%. We're trying to nail down a set recording date. When we come to that decision, I would say in the next six months, because of how slow we work as a. As a. As a trio, a tripod, as a unit. [00:05:16] You will be the first to know and we will become more on a consistent basis. [00:05:24] What fucking appointment do I have? 11 3. They're saying I got an appointment. I don't even know what the fuck that's about. [00:05:32] Yes. So because we can't get into a fucking rhythm here and we're missing multiple weeks. Now, granted, everyone's moving around for the holidays. You might not notice it as much, but we wanted to. I wanted to just come on here. First of all, I got a fucking shit ton of takes that I don't Even know where this is going to go. But got to get them out and give you a little bit of something that maybe you can listen to. And guess what? If you're not a gay Tano, you're not going to listen to this. If you're a fucking bonehead, you like Justin, and you like people that, like, complain about everything and are always sick and have 9,000 illnesses and have an excuse for everything and never want anything in his life, even though he might win the fantasy football stuff. So he might win 23, $300 or somewhere in that range because he's a pussy and wanted to split the money. [00:06:21] If you are a fan of that, if you're a fan of that, you're probably not going to be a fan of this episode. If you are a fan of Nico, okay? And you like people that eat their boogers, you know, they're infectious people. They're fun, lively people, but they eat their boogies. They're always wrong. They have an IQ of 25. [00:06:42] If you're a fan of that, you're probably not gonna be a fan of this episode. But if you're a gaytano, you'll ride or die with the Gaytanos. You ride or die with me. You might like this episode. I don't know. Or maybe you just don't want to listen to one person just fucking ramble on and on with no one to check his takes. [00:06:59] You're probably gonna hate this episode. So I would say this episode is for nobody, but we're gonna throw it up there anyways. I do wish I had that 40 minutes back. I felt like I was on a run. [00:07:15] But it is raining. It's fucking Monday. Yeah, Monday morning. I'm losing track of days. It's Monday fucking morning. It's raining. And you know what that means. Everybody on the fucking roads forgot how to drive. They forgot how to fucking drive. They forgot how to drive. It doesn't make any sense. [00:07:36] It's like. This is what it's like if you ever seen the movie Men in Black. They come out and they hit you with that little snap thing, and you completely forget what happened. As soon as it rains, everybody forgets how to drive. They all turn into Asians and women. Everybody, every single person thing. They turn into an Asian, they turn into a woman. Now, did I think it was gonna get this inappropriate this fast? No, I did not. But the fact remains, Jeff fucking Gordon or an F1 driver, as soon as it fucking rains, they turn into an Asian woman. It makes no sense. All of A sudden you're driving 22 miles an hour in the right fucking lane on Route 1. It's not even that bad. Now I get. Visibility goes down, I get you panicking a little bit, you feel a little less unsafe. You should never be driving on a Highway at 22 miles an hour with no one in front of you. It doesn't make any sense. So now the 22s, you should be driving at least 40 miles an hour, at least. That's the bare minimum. And even that's you being a fucking loser. [00:08:35] Now the 22s are in the 22s, so the 40s, right? So now the 40 people, the people that are driving 40 were still kind of little fucking pussies, right? So now they're driving 40, they can't get in the right lane. So now they gotta be in the middle lane. So now those middle lane people that are 45 to 50 are in the fucking left lane. So now a normal fucking human being that drives 65 miles an hour at all fucking times can't go anywhere. And they're stuck behind all these fucking losers. All because it rained. All because God decided to piss on us for fucking one hour. And it's not even that bad. I could see if it was crazy visibility issues. This is fucking run of the mill rain. This is average rain. This is Justin rain. Just an average, average rain. That's what it is. And people are fucking losing their minds over it. I listen, there's a movie, it's called Falling down with Michael, Michael Douglas, I believe. [00:09:33] And the traffic just gets him so crazy, he just loses his fucking mind. And he kills. Starts going on like he kills and spray. That's what's going to happen with me, with the range drivers. It's definitely going to happen and it's going to happen soon. I know it. [00:09:47] So the state of the pod. State of the pod is we're still a pod. Obviously we said we're going to ride and we're probably going to die doing this. And our listeners will never go up. They will only decrease as time goes on because we give a piss poor product. So you know that say the part's still there though. We're still there. I still love doing the shit with them. We're just. I'm just putting this out there so you can hear one of our voices for few hours over the break until we get into a room and can really nail this down. They don't even know I'm doing this. They got no clue. But that's why when daddy get the mixer. That's what happens. You know this. I've got episodes that I've recorded on here that I can't release because I get a little too up and say some up. So there is some Only owl. This is not the first only hour one. This is probably the first only hour one that he wasn't consuming copious amounts of alcohol. [00:10:43] I did just come back from Kenny bunk port up in Maine. [00:10:50] I was a little flush with cash, Little flush with cash. After Christmas, got a few gifts. It was like, what are we going to do? We're going to save it, put into a 401k. Are we going to fucking blow this and make some memories? And that's exactly what we did. We're going to fucking blow it. That's my model. When you get money coming in, you put it out right as quick, you put it out even faster and you spend more money than you get. That's my motto. [00:11:13] Fuck lotto. I'll get the seven digits from your mother for a dollar tomorrow. But Kenny Bob bought was nice. Nice little fucking port town. Nice port town on the water. It was good in the wintertime. My wife loved the Christmas shit, all the Christmas decorations, blah blah blah, all that nonsense. [00:11:34] I stayed in a Hampton Inn. I fucking love Hampton Inns. Number one. You can give me your fucking 20 or 5 year old fucking girl with a mocking degree who helped fucking decorate some fucking posh little hotel called the Verb or the adjective and all their little things that they do. And they decorated it, they decorated steampunk. They did a steampunk theme. And you know they doing little activities, activities and that. Give me a Hampton in, dude. Clean, clean sheets. Listen, this is all you need in a hotel. You need good, a good H vac system. Meaning that I need to either pump the AC to 57 degrees, I need clean sheets, clean bed, clean bathroom, good water pressure. That's what you need. Water pressure, ac, clean sheets. I don't give a fuck about paying extra money for some stupid fucking name and some fucking. [00:12:39] It's all nonsense. It's fucking nonsense. Give me the fucking free breakfast from Hampton Inn that I never make it to. That I've never once made it to. I don't think I'm too hungover to make to get up before 10 o'clock. That's just a fact. [00:12:53] Never going to get there in time. I don't care about that. [00:12:59] The free chocolate chip cookies. Didn't even get to have one of those. I didn't even get to have one of the chocolate Chip cookies. They had free apple cider. All newly renovated, this place. The pool. Did I go to the pool? No. Did I go to the gym? No, I didn't go to the gym. So I didn't. I don't use any of the amenities. Any of the amenities. So why would I give a about some posh name that's like. This is what people don't understand. [00:13:27] You need convenience. Listen, all you need for a hotel is to get to sleep, to go to this hotel, fucking sleep, recharge, and then you're going out for the day. That's how I do it. I don't enjoy any of the shit in the hotel, I'm going to be honest. So just give me something clean. I can fucking Hampton. Hampton Inn, Hampton Inn, Holiday Inn Express. They do the fucking job. That's all you fucking need for it to happen. So if you think you're above a fucking Hampton inner Holiday Inn Express, go fuck your mother, number one. Number two, turn off the podcast. But anyways, what I will say is that for some reason, when I was sleeping now, the beds were very comfortable. The pillows. Listen, the pillow situation. I'm a fucking nut with my pillows. I bring my own pillows and shit. [00:14:13] Hotel pillows are like almost too fluffy for me. They're fluffy. They don't give you enough support. They don't get enough bounce back. When you put your head on it, it kind of just deflates. I don't love that about any hotel pillow. I've yet to find a hotel that had like the perfect pillow for me. I need a little bounce back. All right? It's like the complete opposite of eating fried chicken. Like, if you get a fried chicken cutlet and it's rubbery and you get the bounce back, all of a sudden you're grossed out. Happened to me and my wife at fucking the Cheesecake Factory. She got fucking something with chicken cutlet and she was getting the bounce back. Little rubbery. [00:14:48] What do we do? We wrapped it up and then we threw it out on the way home. Because we don't complain. We're not bitches. [00:14:55] But yeah, the bounce back, the bounce back on the pillows, I need bounce back. I can't just be super deflated. All of a sudden, I'm laying on a fucking piece of paper. By the end of the night, I wake up, I got acid reflux. If I don't get bounce back, I'm fucked. So I was dealing with that all weekend, but I woke up. I woke up. Now I don't want to tell my wife. If I tell my wife anything related to health, it turns into something way bigger than it needs to be. She has what they call health anxiety. She thinks everyone's gonna die, she's gonna die. All that stuff. That stuff bothers her. So if it was happening, if I told her something was happening to me, it would get blown up. She'd be calling people friends, parents who might be in the health industry, and she'd be like, is he dying? So I woke up. My entire right side of my body was numb. Entire right side of my body was numb. I felt it at first. [00:15:47] And my hip. I'm like, why the fuck's my hip num. That don't make any sense. My hip, my ass, my right ass cheek, my right hip, my right thigh, completely numb all the way down to. I would say, like mid calf numb. Like, numb to the touch. You're touching it, you don't know what's going on. Now I can walk fine. I wasn't dragging my foot. I wasn't dragging my right foot. That would have probably got me a little bit more worked up. It was going all the way up to my shoulder, even parts of my jaw. [00:16:15] But. So I just kept looking. I thought to myself, dead serious that I was having a stroke. Not the healthiest person on the planet. I know that just from family members and shit and people that I know that it basically will attack one side of your body. So I figured it was a stroke or tia. So I'm looking. So I go to. I'm getting a shower. I'm out of the shower or whatever. I'm looking in the mirror. I'm smiling in the fucking mirror, making sure my fucking smiles face. Making sure I'm not God. Fucking droopy face. I'm doing red leather, yellow leather, red leather, yellow leather, red leather. I'm basically doing every test that I can think of in my head because I don't want to get my wife involved. Like, I just thought to myself, like, if we can just not get my wife involved. Like, if I don't have to get my wife involved, that's it. There's two things I don't want to get involved. I'd never want to get my wife involved ever, because she makes things. She turns a mountain out of a molehill. That's what she does. All of a sudden, I'll be on a stretcher. They'll be taking me to the hospital. We'll be probably medevaced into a thing. Everything goes up by 10. [00:17:24] That and I live in it. I live in A place some people know where I live. But I'm not going to say that on here. I happen to know a lot of the emergency, emergency response people. So like firefighters, stuff like that, that would come to my house if we ever called 91 1. So they would come to my house. Family members, friends, they come to my house and tell my wife this. I'm like, listen, I better be dead. Like, I mean dead dead dead. Or like bleeding out, out of a womb that we don't know. If it's for you to call 911 at this house. Like, I. There is no reason to call 91 1. I would rather drive myself to the fucking Witten. The Witten, which is the worst hospital in the world where people go to die. I rather fucking get driven there and die than have these fucking kids in my house, resuscitate me or doing anything to me. With my luck, I'll have a heart attack on the. And I'll have to have these people and I'll survive. I'll survive. I know I'll survive. And I'll have to listen to these being like, I had to take you off the. When you had that heart attack. [00:18:36] So I. That's what. I don't want to get people involved. That's what I'm talking about. Like, not to get my wife involved. And let's not get certain police, fire, EMS departments involved. We don't need that. Because it's just gonna make my life a living hell even further. So I thought I was having this stroke. Thought I was having this stroke. I'm doing all the tests. I'm putting my arms out, bringing my finger to my nose on both sides. Just making sure I got full body control. Come to find out, it's just the bed. It's just the bed. I must have been sleeping we had on this bed. I. I knew it was. So that first night, I just was like, fuck it. I'm just gonna start drinking and we'll see if it goes away. [00:19:19] So I would say I probably. We probably got out of bed maybe like 10, 11 o'clock. I would say I regained numbness off my body like 9 o'clock at night. [00:19:31] But I was also heavily, heavily lubricated at that point. Heavily lubricated. [00:19:39] So I said, perfect, that's good. Let's see what happens. [00:19:45] I slept again on the same side. I sleep. I'm a right side sleeper. If I'm gonna sleep on my side again. Woke up full body numb. So I will say one thing about this is that Hampton gotta Figure out their bad situation. Or maybe it's just a me situation. The way I slept, I mean, I first night I did get real up, so maybe I just slept weird on that first night. Second night, my numbness wasn't as bad, even though I still do feel a little remnants. This is three days later of my. [00:20:18] A little bit of remnants of numbness going down my body now. Could it still be a stroke? I'm not ruling that out. I'm not ruling that out. So I'm not going to put it all on the Hampton Ends bed situation or me sleeping like a retard. I could have legitimately had a stroke. [00:20:35] I'm a stroke survivor now. That's the way I'm looking at it. I might tell people that, because why wouldn't I? [00:20:43] First night, went to a brewery. Brewery was nice. Batson River Brewer. And they got a few. A few locations. A few locations. The food was actually pretty good. We ate there. They had these little cabins that we didn't sit in, but they had these little cabins outside. [00:20:59] They look pretty cool that you could sit in. It looked like four to six people could fit in them. It seemed like a good little time. Nice little fireplace. [00:21:08] The. Did I get to eat that I thought was pretty good. Well, it was okay. I would. I would call it okay. It was a cheesecake, short rib, cheesesteak. It was pretty good. [00:21:17] Nothing. Nothing. I wouldn't. Would I drive out of my way to go get this? No. But the atmosphere, the food was great. We did dots, shuffleboard. My wife beat me in every thing on the planet. And my wife's sneaky, good at dumb, but never that good. Like she can't be beating me in dots like. And then smashing me in shuffleboard like six times in a row. That made me think that maybe I should kill myself or kill her. [00:21:45] But I got over it quick, had another drink, and then we fucking left. But she was on a run, a run of all ages that made me question my humanity in general. Next day we get up and we go to this place called Mike's All Day Breakfast. Mike's All Day Breakfast. [00:22:03] You'd think that be open all Day. You just can't have a name called Mike's All Day Breakfast. And then you close at 2:00. That to me is just a normal, regular, mill, regular run of the mill breakfast place. If you close at 2:00. I don't know about you, but most places I know close at like fucking 2:00. You can't call yourself Mike's all day breakfast when you're open five days a week, they close Tuesday, Wednesday. So you're open from fucking Wednesday to Monday, from fucking 6 to 2. You can't call yourselves Mike's all day breakfast no matter how good your breakfast is. And it was pretty good. It was pretty good breakfast. Great fucking French, French toast, muffin, griddled. Get out of here, kid. That's how good that fucking muffin was. But you can't call yourselves an all day breakfast place if you're only open normal breakfast hours five days a week. It doesn't make any sense. [00:22:52] I saw this story today. It just proves the fact that Morgan Wallen's the man, basically. [00:23:00] Kristen Cavallari. [00:23:03] I don't even know if I'm saying that right. The girl from the OC that used to be married to Jay Cutler basically said, fucking Morgan Wall is just slinging that dick everywhere and he can great in bed. [00:23:14] Does Morgan Wallen fucking miss? [00:23:17] He's straight up. Everything that he puts out is a jam. So he's unbelievable putting out the hits. He completely on that N word. He dropped that N word with his boys, which, I mean, he wasn't saying it to a black guy. He's talking to his boys, dropping the M bomb like it's a. A thing. But he completely skated on that. [00:23:39] He's got these girls. Everyone's saying he's laying stick in bed and he's the best country artist on the face of the planet. I don't think the kid misses, which is kind of wild. I think he's bulletproof. [00:23:53] And I don't think I. I can't think of another country star that's crossing over like that. And you can call Jelly Roll a country star. I don't know about that. I think that Jelly Roll is what I would call a poser. [00:24:09] I think that he don't know what he wants to do. He'll. He ain't a true country star in my eyes. I don't think he lives and embodies country music. I think he used to want to be a rapper. It's kind of like Post Malone. Post Malone's kind of a poser too, when it comes to country. Everyone's trying to transition a country. [00:24:29] Maybe because middle aged white men just buy more. Maybe that's what it is. Like middle aged white men, like probably listen to country and maybe I'm wrong about that. I don't know. Middle aged white men might listen to rock, but it feels like everyone's transitioned Beyonce and I can't believe she got 20 minutes. 20 minute, $20 million for that halftime performance at the Netflix on Christmas. She got $20 million for a 13 minute set. [00:25:00] She's trying to transition to country. The Beehive, they're all, they're all sucking her twat, being like, oh my God, she's gonna revolutionize country music. Country music's been around for a long time. I don't think anyone knew is revolutionizing it. [00:25:14] But they're pivoting. A lot of these fucking stars. They're pivoting the country because middle aged white men buy shit. That's what I think. But do you think any middle aged white man is gonna be like, oh, Beyonce's coming over the country? I don't know. I don't get it. Maybe it's. Maybe it's the young women. You're trying to bite into that Taylor Swift crowd. [00:25:33] I don't know. I think that would break the Internet if them two made a song together. And if they already have, just ignore that sentence that I just said because the Internet isn't broken. [00:25:47] The Patriots, they got absolutely, I would say railroaded. [00:25:57] Not even railroaded. What was it, 40 to 7? [00:26:00] People are act. This is why. This is why. I wish right now Justin and Nico were here because just to hear their same take, like, oh my God, this team. What are we going to do? They started off saying that they were going to win less than four games. That was the line that both of these retards said. They were going to win less than four games and they haven't won more than four games. We got the number one pick and they're still crying and they're still complaining. It's everything that we thought was going to happen. It's a rebuild year. [00:26:40] Do I think Gerard Mayo's the guy? No, Gerard Mayo is not the guy. [00:26:47] Gerard Pigeon come as we like to call him, because that's what Mayo is. Pigeon come. According to some people, he's definitely not the right guy for the job. He looks lost out there. He looks like he don't know when to call a timeout, when he should do anything. He doesn't understand game management at all. He doesn't understand when to go forward on fourth, when to not go forward on fourth. He is a fucking. [00:27:10] He's a retard. Let's be honest. I personally think you get someone, an offensive minded coach to come in because this guy's defense isn't even good. [00:27:20] Getting offensive. [00:27:23] I'm still sick four weeks. [00:27:28] But this is the problem. [00:27:31] The problem is, is that it feels like there's some type like Mayo and the crafts are not on the same page. It started from even before when Mayo came out and said, they're gonna burn true cash. That's what he said when he was first inducted in. He said when he was first, like, introduces the coach, one of his first or second press conference, he said, we're gonna burn through cash kid. He said it just like that, too. Because that's my Gerard Mayo accent. We're gonna burn through cash kid. [00:28:06] And everyone's like, wow, you're really gonna burn through. They're gonna. They're gonna spend money in free agency. They didn't spend a dime in free agency. All they got was K.J. osborne. That was their fucking burn true cash in to come back out and say, you know what? I might have misspoke a little bit. All this because the crafts were like, no, now Nika would have some words about the crafts. We know how he feels about the Jewish brethren. He would go on a rampage about how they don't spend money. [00:28:32] Now, do I think there was a lot of. To buy in free agency this year? Probably not. But at this point next year, they got to make some changes. I think the crafts are finally starting to feel the heat. The last 18 months after the fucking Belichick documentary. Getting rid of Belichick, hiring this Mayo, who should have just stayed as a defensive coordinator would have been fine. [00:28:57] And they need to put pieces together. They're going to have the first pick. [00:29:01] So back to back is. It was May 3rd. I think he was the third pick. So you have May at the third pick, you're going to have a first pick. My opinion is you either draft, I think you trade down. If you trade down to get to three to four, get. Still get some shit and still get Travis Hunter, that would be ideal. I think you either need. [00:29:22] I would want either Tetra McMillan, whatever you fucking say his name from fucking Arizona, get him big body boy. You know he's going to change games, get him, trade down for him, and then you have to get some offensive lineup. So hopefully by trading down a couple spots, you could still get your guy, and then you still get another offensive lineman. That's. I mean, that's the most I'm going to talk about the fucking Patriots most. I'm gonna talk about the Patriots. [00:29:48] But that's where I see it going next year. [00:29:56] Movies with a movie. I just saw Sonic 3. Sonic 3 was actually good. It was better than the second one. My kid loves the Sonic movies, so. And Obviously, all we did was play Sonic games. We were younger. [00:30:12] It was a very, very, very good movie. It was a good hangover movie. You could just watch that, turn your brain off. [00:30:20] And it's good. Jim Carrey plays two characters. I didn't like how they broke the fourth wall. And it was like at one point in the movie, they're staring at each other. They're like, oh, this is the same character as the. It's like. It's the same actor playing two different characters. I didn't love that. [00:30:35] But what are you gonna do? It's a kid's thing. But the one thing that stuck out to me, now I know some of you anti Al people are just gonna take an opposite side take. I thought Tails had a pussy this whole time. I thought she was abroad. I thought Teals, the little flying thing, that was a girl. I thought this the entire time. And this is be for people like, oh, y'all. You're confusing it with the pink girl from fucking Paw Patrol. I'm like, I am absolutely not confusing that. I was fucking seven years old playing fucking Sonic. We're talking 30 fucking years ago. I've been playing Sonic forever, dude. What are you talking about? Fucking the pink girl, sky, whatever her name is from fucking Paw Patrol. They would. Then it came out 10 years ago when I had a kid, I learned about Paw Patrol. I am not confusing the two. Teals was always a girl, so I don't know if it's a Nelson Mandela effect or what. It is. Teals was always a girl. And if you think otherwise, you're a retard. [00:31:43] I don't know if they're gonna make a fourth. Jim Carrey's been doing his fucking thing where they're gonna make it. They're not gonna make it. You know? You know, he acts. He's so goofy and fucking. [00:31:53] He's quirky. He's a quirky guy. That's like his whole image now. Like when he used to be fucking hilarious. That would. That used to be his. Im like, dude, I'm one of the funniest on the planet now. It's. He's quirky and he paints stuff and he hates Donald Trump, so that's his whole thing. Last night I watched Rebel Ridge. [00:32:14] Almost like a walk and tall situation. Remember Walking Tall with the Rock, where he goes back to his hometown and the kid in this kid that he played football with or whatever, maybe like a neighborhood friend, basically, like, starts running the whole of fucking town. The casino. Casino moves in, closes the mill. It's one of those situations. [00:32:36] But kid comes, comes into town, ends up having a traffic stop. He's. He's an ex marine. He. [00:32:48] They search him. He's got like 40k. 40k in cash. They end up seizing the money. He's like, please, no, I have to. I have to take my cousin out of jail. [00:32:58] I have to bail my cousin out of jail. He's here for some. [00:33:02] I just need 10,000 to take him out of jail. I gotta post his bail. Like 10,000. That seems like a lot of money. Why is this bill so high? Something like that. And then you come to find out some things and all this, and basically he starts wreaking havoc on this police force. So it's a corrupt police force, corrupt city. It's a good little movie. It's basically Walking Tall Junior. But it was pretty good. It was a. It was a good replacement, actually. More on the serious side than Walking Tall. Watch both of them. Watch both of them. You'll like them. It's just started. Squid Game two. [00:33:37] I'm through. [00:33:41] I'm sick. [00:33:42] Two or three episodes of that, of the Squid Game too. [00:33:46] It's good. It's solid. I mean, they haven't. They haven't got back to the games. So I'm through two episodes. So he decides to go back to the game or says he wants to go back to game. They accepted at the end of season. At the end of episode two. [00:34:01] I thought, it's a good setup. [00:34:06] It kind of makes sense. It didn't feel like it was out of, like out of place. The way it's going. We'll see how the rest of the season plays out. I think there's six or eight episodes, so they spent like a quarter of the. Quarter of the season just getting him back into the games. I do like how it's building up. [00:34:24] We'll see how it goes. People are not giving great, great reviews compared to the first season. People thought it was going to be live up to the first season. It's never going to live up to the first season. It's just never. It's just never going to happen. [00:34:36] You can't live up to that fucking type of hype because the whole entire fucking world basically was all hyped up for that. [00:34:46] And you can't, you can't claim, like reclaim Lightning in a Bottle twice. [00:34:53] That was lightning in a bottle that first season. So you're automatically going to. [00:35:00] It's going to. You got to temper your expectations a little bit. [00:35:04] Like I say all the time, all I want to do is watch something to shut my fucking mind off stuff. So this is perfect. I don't feel like I don't have to think too much. I love to just be a pile of mushroom, my coach and just watch stuff. Like people think that everything has to be Oscar worthy. Just enjoy it. Enjoy the run. No matter how dog those last few seasons are of Game of Thrones, at least the last season it still was entertaining. Got you out of your stupid life and watching something. So it's the same thing. Like I'm probably gonna watch this Dexter show that I know is gonna suck. It's like original sin or something like that. Because I love the first four seasons of Dexter and then the last five seasons of Dexter were God awful. But I still watched it because, I mean, look at all you losers who watch Yellowstone and Landmine and all this stuff. You know, that's trash television. You gotta know that's trash television. It's like when I was watching Sons of Anarchy. You know, that's trash television. [00:36:04] But it's something to do every fucking week. Every fucking week it's there. You fucking watch it. Like, don't act like fucking Yellowstone is fucking God's gift to tv. And if you think that you're a retard. [00:36:19] And I got friends that think that. Friends that eat chicken palms, dude from Burger King. Like those type of friends think that Yellowstone is the best thing to ever be on tv. [00:36:30] They're still quoting Sons of Anarchy, these losers. [00:36:34] But that's what people want to do. They want to escape from their life. They want to escape. They want to think like, okay, instead of fucking driving a T bus, you know, maybe I'm riding a horse. Maybe I'm riding a horse, banging a 10. So it's an escape from their life. You know what I mean? [00:36:49] That's why people listen to that shit. It's basically a soap opera. Sons of Ayanaki was a soap opera. Yellowstone, soap opera, stupid twist every single week. It don't make no sense. These people should be dead. Jack seller should have died a million times. The people Yellowstone should have died a million times. They're in shootouts. They never killed the main character till when? The sixth, seventh season. [00:37:16] It doesn't make any sense. [00:37:19] That isn't real life. If you make more real kill off characters, kill off characters quicker. That would be my opinion. Kill off the character quicker. Main characters, boom. [00:37:31] See you later. [00:37:34] That's why people like to depart it. Because everyone died in like a six minute span right at the end though. [00:37:42] But people didn't Think that was gonna happen? That's what they should be doing with these TV series who get a big side of. Sign on for eight episodes. Eight episodes. It's a nine. Yeah. Eight episodes, one season. Boom. Head gets blown off at the end. You think that's the main character and all of a sudden it's another main character. [00:38:01] And make them die. Make them stay dead. This shit where people fucking keep coming back makes no sense. That's another thing with the Sonic movies of fucking. Jim Carrey's died four times and he keeps coming back. [00:38:14] It's like, let's be realistic here. These people should be dead. [00:38:20] You know what I'm so happy about? Aaron Rodgers, Aaron Rogers, dude, being such a bum. They said he was the second coming of Brady and they're. They just got stomped out by the Bills who were trying to even rest people for the playoffs. [00:38:41] Everyone, Everyone. It's so funny. When the. When Rogers went. Went to the Jets. When he went to the fucking jets, everybody. And I mean everybody. And I'm talking about everybody in my life, like fucking Nico, Justin, the losers, even that fucking scumbag Jay. Fine. They were all picking the Jets. The jets are gonna win. They got Aaron Rodgers now. He lasted fucking three snaps. Three fucking snaps. He lasted three snaps. [00:39:09] Three snaps. He lasted. And he was fucking out for the season. And they were like, oh, he's coming back better than ever. [00:39:17] He might be. I can't even believe they mentioned him in the same sentence as Tom Brady. [00:39:24] He has one title. [00:39:27] He should have like six. The NFC was never a strong place to come out of. Never. Strong teams coming out of the nfc. [00:39:36] Look at this. [00:39:38] Turn your blinker off, you scumbag. You pulling it to the vet on the highway. This retard. [00:39:51] Oh, my God, I hope your dog dies. Where was I? [00:39:56] Oh, Aaron Rodgers, that piece of. You want to talk about pieces of. So his whole family hates him. [00:40:06] I. I'm actually not mad at Aaron Rodgers. I'm going to say this. I'm not mad at Aaron Rodgers. It's more. It was more the narrative around him being the best thing to ever play quarterback. Patrick Mahomes is already better than Aaron Rodgers. Aaron Rodgers was supposed to be the most gifted quarterback that we've ever seen in our entire lives. And if you look at arm strength and arm accuracy, he made some amazing plays, could move out of the park and all that stuff. He just doesn't care. That's his problem. He doesn't give a fuck. And it's. It's been apparent his entire career but apparently because he put this fucking. He puts his championship belt on when he scores, when he used to score his touchdowns, that discount double check. [00:40:52] People actually thought he cared. He doesn't care. You can't win championships if you don't care. [00:40:58] Other people outwork him for the fact that the entire media shoved it down our throats that Aaron Rodgers was. Was the next goat. They even call him the goat. The goat of what? [00:41:09] To go to what? He's Brett. Brett Favre too. He's Brett Favre too. [00:41:16] And I think that Brett Favre is more likable than him. Even with all the he's doing. Even with all the stealing and sending the dick pics and all that, he's still more likable. Brev. Still more. More likable than Aaron Rodgers with the dick pics, the stealing money from the Alabama for whatever the he was doing. The COVID relief funds. Speaking of COVID relief, there's this girl. [00:41:44] I actually don't know if it's girl. It could be a girl or a guy at the Starbucks northbound on Route 1, next to the Border Cafe. I don't know if it's a girl or a guy. I would say 50 to 55 years old. Got Donald Trump here. [00:42:00] I. I go back and forth on. When it's a girl and a guy, she's still fucking wearing a mask. She's wearing those black masks, like just the, the paper ones that are just statistically proven. Like if you are really worried about getting sick, you wear one of these masks. You're better off just putting in a coffee. She should just get one like a coffee filter off their drip thing and put two strings around it. Like this thing ain't stopping nothing. It's not even an N95 mask or something that's rated I. All I want to do when I go to this thing is just cough right in her face and just see. [00:42:39] Just see her die a little bit inside. Like just to think about her panicking. [00:42:44] If y'all gonna wear a mask, I would rather her come to the thing. Come to my thing. With a paint his mask on. Yeah, like a paint is. What do they call them? Evaporator masks? I don't know what they call them. It's not an evaporator mask. It doesn't matter. You know what I'm talking about? A paint. This mask with the two vents on the sides. Like she just went and spray painted a car for six hours. Like that's the mask she should come out with because at least that makes more sense than your Little paper mask that does absolutely dog. [00:43:20] And this whole thing, this Aaron Rodgers, he's still talking about COVID It's like, who talks about that anymore? Like, I get it. Well, now I'm talking about it. So it's like now I'm turning to the hypocrite because it's like we all know Kova was a he, but it's like anybody that just like stakes their whole relationship, like their whole, like, outlook on life around COVET still in 2025, like, yeah, the government were retarded, dude. Either way, though. Either way, if you're on either side of the aisle, you just gotta move on, dude. At this point, like, the government's gonna lie to you. It's just a fact. They're lying to us about everything. They're lying to us about the aliens, they're lying to us about every thing going on. [00:44:14] I just found out, you know, and we're going back to money. I don't really like to talk money, but Biden, some of the. That he did, he's. He basically, he's. [00:44:26] He's taken. [00:44:27] He took some money away from Social Security for his Green New Deal, and now it's up to the business, small business owners that just found this one out to pay an extra, extra percentage points on. On. [00:44:43] On payroll. So, like, you know how you see on your. Your paycheck, Social Security? Well, everything that you see in your paycheck, the. The business owner has to. Has to pay as well. So what you pay towards Social Security, we pay the same amount as well. So. So basically we're paying doubles. We're sending them your. Your money over that we take out of your paycheck and then we have to basically pay the same amount of all those deductions to the government. So, yeah, so everything that's coming out of you, we got to pay as well. So it's like you're getting paid that in extra as an employee. So that's why sometimes they'll say like, like, you know, an employee that's. That makes 80,000 really cost an employee 100,000 because we get to put those taxes in now apparently one of those percentage points that make him go up because to refund Social Security so it doesn't run out because Biden wanted to take some of the Social Security money and do for his Green New Deal bullshit stuff, which is basically the global warming people pushing forth that lie end of fossil fuels, all that stuff. We can get into the Green New Deal. We don't need to get into it. But it's costing my little business 4,000 a quarter. [00:46:04] So 4,000 a quarter for all my employees total. So over the year, $16,000, 12, 50 and month or whatever that comes out to a month. [00:46:16] That's just my little business, okay? Gotta pay that much money, so we gotta pay 16,000amonth. [00:46:24] So when they say trickle down effect these things that you vote these politicians in, that's what we're talking about. [00:46:31] We're talking about that, that, so that small business, that's one small business. So now think about everybody that you know, that's a plot plumber, that's a fucking, you know, owns a hair salon that owns stuff that employs people, right? Think about that going across every single business in the country and then they wonder why the economy's struggling. All they just move this money around. They money launder this fucking money. That's all it is, it's money laundering. So fucking John fucking Kerry can drive on his fucking, his fucking private jet. Jet going island to island lecturing people about global warming and what it's doing to the environment on his private jet. Guzzling, guzzling, guzzling fossil fuels. So that's what it's, this is what these people do. This is what they're known for. [00:47:26] They, the middle class, that's what they want to do. They want to the middle class so they can stay on their fucking private jets, okay? That's who you're voting for. So watch out when you look at these bills that they get passed and all this, that's hidden inside of it. And they can give $20 million to some museum out in East Indiana that is gonna give that to take off, you know, five year olds, tits. That's basically what, what everything boils down to. And then middle America with small business helping the, helping the economy, right? Because that's what you're doing. You're helping the economy as a small business. You're employing people, you're letting people purchase your product. You're basically a cog in the, in the, in the economy. They're you. So to the tune of fifteen hundred dollars a month extra that you never had to pay, all because John Kerry wants to fly in his fucking private jet, probably fucking to Epstein island or wherever the fuck he went to you. What is private jet? I'll be the climate zar. Let's call yourself the climate side. First of all, if you call yourself a czar of anything that's ridiculous. [00:48:40] That word should be disallowed, disavowed and disallowed. It should be taken out of the English dictionary. Because when I think of a zaha besides a pizza, you know, shout out Nani's Pizza circa Nana's Pizza. We're gonna call, call it Shout out nana's Pizza circa 1996 with their Zaza pizza. I don't know if they still have that, but if I, if I hear the word za, I want some fat. Some. All I would think is a fat Russian with a beard just sitting there drinking vodka and there's four skinny blonde Russian girls just massaging them. That's what I think of Asa. So unless John Kerry's gonna act like that with a pimped out robe and maybe like a chinchilla, chinchilla coat, then you could call yourself the tsar and then wasn't Kamala Harris. Like, the borders are like, what's up with the czar word? Like, I mean, if she was. The borders are. She better look like, like Maximus Aurelius, you know, like, if she had that on, like, and was just like giving the thumbs up, thumbs down, where they let these people over, I'd respect it more like she just thumbs up, thumb down every single person that was at the border or maybe just killed them, you know, thumbs up, thumb down, let them live, let them through. [00:49:58] I don't know. That would give me more respect for these people. But the word czar, I think it should only reply to fucking Russian mafia people. [00:50:06] I don't know why we're just throwing it around in our cabinet. And that's another thing. Does anybody really care who they put in the cabinet? Do you think that cabinet person does a fucking thing? Do you think that they honestly are the last person? Like, everything has to trickle downhill, right? So like anything that, let's say Trump, right, Trump's coming in. Anything Trump wants, whoever he appoints has to do basically that, right? Like, it's just all for show, right? It's like being like a manager at a Walmart, right? That manager ain't making decisions. Is the guy above him making the decision? So the assistant manages at a, you know, managing. [00:50:44] Imagine the girls clothes and then the assistant manager managing the electronics department. They're not making all the decisions, right? It's the people above them. So, like, this is all for show. So when people like here, you know, oh, they didn't let this one in. I'm like, well, another person's coming in that's gonna do the same. [00:51:03] Basically, Trump should just appoint all his kids. That would be my appeal. And just point all his kids, put them all in the thing. It's the same thing. You just get clone trump, put eight trumps in there, put them in every single thing. They don't make it. It's all figurehead. It doesn't even make sense why people panic about appointments. Oh, they denied our appointment of this guy. They denied our appointment of this guy. [00:51:29] Who gives a go on with your life, dude. If you care about politics that much, you could say that because I don't care about politics that I'm a loser. You're a loser. Average people don't care on like, like the micro level. That's what it is. We're talking about micro, macro, micro. [00:51:50] Once it starts affecting my pocket, that's when I start caring about it. And I think that's most people. So you know, most people don't want to pay $8 for a gallon of milk. You know, they don't want to pay $7 for a dozen eggs. That's, that's a simple basics. That's how you do it. You. And that's the problem with the Democrats. That's why they lost. They didn't give a it. No one gives a about the other. [00:52:17] Nobody. No, no normal people. But the most majority people don't give a about all that stuff. They don't really honestly care about the abortion shit. They don't care about the fucking trans issues. When it comes down to the economy fucking rides everything. Because most people care about how their life's affected on a day to day basis. They don't give a fuck about the trans shit. They don't give a fuck about that stuff. They care more about the day to day shit. [00:52:44] So that's the way people vote. They're going to care about the fucking day to day shit, how their life's affected every day. Guess what do I want to pay? Fucking McDonald's. Dude, I had McDonald's. No, hold on, sorry. It wasn't. McDonald's was fucking Burger King. Three of us, three meals. Three fucking meals. [00:53:03] $58.64. [00:53:06] That's fucking highway robbery. That's highway. I almost took a picture of my receipt. That's highway robbery. $58.64. For fucking dog shit? For dog shit. Now I love fucking Burger King. It wasn't great. It wasn't great. Stuck on my throat all night. 58, 64 for three meals rent, right? Well, large obviously you got to get large. I mean come on, I'm a red blooded American male. You got to get large. [00:53:31] 5864 is an absurd price to pay for that. I mean it just Is it's Burger King. It's not palano. [00:53:42] I mean, even a Pilan, a hamburger is like $26. Like, you're not breaking the bank either way. [00:53:53] 5864 for three Burger King meals. It's crazy. And don't tell me the Whopper hasn't got smaller. So you want to talk about inflation shrinkflation. The Whopper got smaller. You could take that to the bank. And I don't do they even. So my question is about. Now, I've heard this before. [00:54:11] I don't know if it's actually true. [00:54:13] Is it a fact that they don't actually flame broil their burgers and they come in flame broil, they come in frozen, they heat them up and they add liquid smoke to it to make it taste like it's. It's like it is flame broiled because it does have a taste like it was cooked over an open flame. Like it has a specific taste. But people are saying that's added after. [00:54:36] I might have to go fire up the Google machine and look that up after. [00:54:42] But if that's the case, that seems like that should be some type of lawsuit. [00:54:48] You can't say you have inflamed broiled and then you're not flame broiled and you add in smoke so it tastes that way. [00:54:57] Like, just say the truth. [00:55:01] I mean, any. I think. I'm pretty sure Wendy's is like fresh, never frozen. Am I wrong about that? [00:55:08] Am I wrong that those square burgers are fresh? I mean, I'm. I'm pretty sure I've just been getting left and right. Well, yeah, we've been getting left and right with everything but the fast food. I'm sure, like deceptive practices, I would say in the marketing, if that's the case. Like if. If the legitimately that's not a flame broiled burger and they're adding smoke to it to still give off that impression that it is flame broiled. That is. That is Deceptive Marketing 101. That's not even a question. That's just insane. [00:55:51] That'd be like me walking around being like huge dicks. Only like just this thing on my chest is just like massive dong, massive dong here. You know you want massive dongs, you got massive dongs. Just third leg out, just walking around being like, I got a hammer. [00:56:13] And then when push comes to shove, you know, you're dealing with mediocrity. [00:56:18] So I don't know. I don't know. I have to look up the burger thing. If that is that if that's the case, that's real up. It's real up. And I wouldn't put it past them. [00:56:31] Yep, my car shut off again. This thing your sister's ass. The car shut off a. And I don't even know where I left off. Will Ferrell, him in his ass. I'm sick of this car because I'm back in the car now. I forgot to shut off the electric thing. It's my fault. But at least the sun's coming out. I could see that sun poking out. So now it's 50 degrees. 50 degrees. A little sun popping out. Hopefully the rain's done for the day. Do you know what that means? Two words. Stick season. Daddy's gonna be smoking a cigar. Smoking the fattest cigar. These fucking. This mouth can even handle. Okay, I'm gonna get fucking lockjaw. That's how big of a fucking cigar I'm gonna have. I'm gonna make my whole entire family uncomfortable that it looks like a suck in a black guy's caulk with the size of the cigar I'm gonna be smoking. Now that was a little bit. [00:57:26] That might have been a little bit much. Especially if you want. If you listen to this with your kids, if you have kids, it might have been a little bit too far. But the point remains. This is prime stick weather. 50 degrees, 57 degrees, 57 degrees. The rain stopping. Oh my Atlanta. Where was I going? I was on Will Ferrell. You probably, it's probably gonna cut off mid ranch. So then you're gonna be like this. Listen, let's be honest. This is a dog product. This is a dog product. [00:57:56] If you made it this far. God bless you. Yes, you are a loser, though. [00:58:02] You're a big time loser. You're listening to me. That's number one. Number two is if you got this far, you know, you are a ride or die, I'll tell you that much. [00:58:16] Eddie O'Brien. Have you guys heard about this Eddie O'Brien? [00:58:23] I've been just on a deep dive today. [00:58:27] Okay, so Eddie O'Brien, 15 year old kid from Somerville, let's just say in 1995, somewhere in like the summer of 1995, real hot day, his next door neighbor, Janet. [00:58:41] I know I'm gonna get these names wrong. Janet Downing, I believe. I believe it's Janet Downing was murdered. She was murdered. She was stabbed 98 times in her. In her kitchen. Home. [00:58:54] Well, really in like the living room. In between like the hallway. Almost picturing it from the descriptions. Yep, 98 times. [00:59:03] They end up accusing the next door neighbor who was best friends with the son. [00:59:09] And his name is Eddie O'Brien. 15 year old kid, about 6 foot 4. They're saying 250 to 300 pounds. Big dude at 15. That's a monster. Okay, that's a huge dude. Very unassuming kid. Just kind of looks like a happy go lucky shy kid. If you're looking at just, just from the pitches is accused of brutally murdering this girl in her thing. They don't really give a motive. So there's no real motive. There was no sec. Nothing sexual done to, to the girl. So it's not like, I mean they tried to put a spin on it that he was obsessed with the, with the mother but like almost sexually obsessed because he was asking if she was a lesbian. But the girl was never raped, never touched in any sexual way, was just stabbed 98 times. So that seems like a crime of passion. [00:59:59] So there's no real link to Eddie in terms of motive but him being the next door neighbor and he is, he is definitely around at the time and he actually does admit that he was actually in the house earlier in the day and after she was murdered he actually turned over her body, all that stuff but he didn't admit to that later. So that doesn't look great for, for big old Eddie. [01:00:24] He was. So now his timeline is very, I would say I feel like this helps Eddie in a way. [01:00:36] So he's throughout the entire day he's in this white above the rim T shirt if anyone knows. Above the rim kind of similar to like and one like mid-90s, early 2000s. It's basically like just a famous brand, let's call it. She's in this above the rim, inside out T shirt, white T shirt the entire day. So it's been inside out the entire day. There was a party at his house earlier in the day. [01:01:06] So he's with all his family all the way up to like 8:30, 9:00 at night. He ends up leaving the house. They think that this girl died somewhere in the range of 8:30 to 9:15. [01:01:17] He Instead of going out with his friends to go swimming at one of the pools, he declines to go swimming. [01:01:24] And so he's basically by himself. So his, his accounts are his whereabouts are unaccounted for for, for the period of time pretty much where this girl might have been murdered. [01:01:38] And so he pops back up around 10:15 going shows up at his job where he works, but he always hung out there. He worked at a convenience store saying that he indeed was jumped by some Hispanics. A Hispanic group, that he was jumped and stabbed. So he had some. A couple knife wounds on his hand, on his right hand that some people could say defense wounds. Some people could say. [01:02:07] Hold on. What the fuck is this text? [01:02:15] Okay, sorry, that was a. This is what. The only thing that sucks, dude. Like, I got the greatest workers in the world. Sometimes when they, you know, English isn't their first language. The way that they text sometimes makes you just want to murder somebody. Because I don't even know what this broad's trying to tell me right now. I'm gonna be honest. [01:02:38] I don't know if she's doing it through a translation app or what, but it's crazy. It's just nuts that now I have to. I need to. I listen. The detectives in this, Eddie O'Brien, Janet down and taste have a less. Had less hot of a job as me trying to decipher this text that I just got. But anyways, so this kid ends up at. At the. At his convenience store that he did work at, but also everyone hung out at. At the neighborhood in Somerville and basically saying that he was jumped. He was jumped and he was cut. And they're not sure if these are defensive wounds or if his knife slipped in the thing, but he ends up going home. He calls the cops. Okay, let's calls the cops. The people at the convenience are like, listen, you gotta call the cops. You gotta tell somebody about this. He. You showed up looking like crazy person person. [01:03:31] So the cops actually interview him. They interview him. He's in that same white T shirt. No real blood on. On the T shirt at all. [01:03:39] They're. They. They do a little interview of them. The paramax that do come say their superficial wounds, whatever. He ends up going home. Same night when he goes home, everyone in the neighborhood is obviously all upset about Janet Downing being dead because they do discover the body. [01:03:58] And basically, basically they call. They called 91 1. They said, listen, you gotta go get checked out. So that he goes to get checked. He goes to the hospital to get his wounds checked out because they think he needs stitches. This is his family. And his grandfather, I believe, tells him, listen, you need to go to the hospital. He goes to hospital. Now at the hospital, all eyes start to point to Eddie because, listen, they just had a. They just had a murder with a knife. Now this dude's coming with knife wounds on his hands. He has the motor. Well, not necessarily the motor, but he has the means. Meaning that he lives next door. He is his Whereabouts are not. [01:04:38] Like no one can account for his whereabouts at the time that they believe the murder might have happened. So all eyes are on Eddie now at the hospital. And they don't realize that he's getting interviewed and the cops are interviewing him. So the family is letting the cops interview him with free will and thinking that they're investigating the jumping. [01:04:59] Well, they're not really investigating the jump in there. Investigating the murder of Janet Downing, the neighbor. And it's not looking good for Eddie because now all sites are on Eddie. He has. He's got blood on him. So they start doing blood swabs. They're doing blood swabs of the whole entire fight crime scene. They do blood swabs of Eddie and DNA evidence. This is what they do find. They do find this stuff on the scene of the crime. So DNA evidence, the scene of the crime. They see they have a bloody fingerprint on the stairwell where they think the murder might have happened. [01:05:37] They have his fingerprint in the thing. They have a little bit of her blood on his shin, a little bit of blood on her shin. And that's basically the evidence that ties the two of them together. [01:05:52] But there is other blood at the scene that does not match Eddie O'Brien. So some of the DNA on the blood that's at the scene, a good, a good portion of all the other blood thing. I believe there was like 70 something things tested. Only 20. Well, 76 things things that I've mentioned. 21 were tested. Only one. One or two things match Eddie. And then a lot of it is identifiable, meaning that it's identifiable. You can identify it if you have some that you can match it with. They never tested it against anybody else besides Eddie O'Brien. He didn't meet most of the markers, but he did have a couple things in there. So there is other people's blood at this scene. [01:06:35] And. And basically Eddie's story, Eddie's story does change a little bit. At first he says he just leaves the house, goes to. Goes to go to Burger King, gets jumped. Then what he says is he actually was at the scene. He turned over the body. [01:06:53] And actually a guy comes up behind him, holds a knife to his neck and says, if you don't get the fuck out of here right now, I'm gonna kill you, your whole entire family. I'll kill you off you, your whole family before, you know, before you're even found, before, before the police can even get here if you don't leave right now. So then he goes out the back doors Running through the bushes and that's why he's scared. He still claims that he still was jumped and that's why the, the what's it called? But that's how he accounts for his presence in the house. They don't mention this at trial because they feel like placing Eddie at, at the scene makes him guilty. So the, the defense comes up and says pretty much like we're not going to mention that at the, at the trial because he should never admit that he was at the scene. The problem with that is, is that now there is some physical evidence that placed him at the scene. So now if he had just said, okay, yes, he did show up, he did see the body. He just felt like he was very scared. 15 year old kid and some kid, some guy threatened him. [01:08:02] So now if that's the case, at least as a juror you could figure out, okay, well at least that accounts for why his stuff's at the scene. They did try to put it off as he was there early in the day with the friends because his best friend was Janet's son. I believe Ryan Downing was his best friend. [01:08:23] So, so I would say that some, some defense mistakes were made. I would say the parents made a couple mistakes and letting them. You never let the cops interview your kid no matter what. That's just dumb that you call a lawyer. It doesn't matter what it is. I mean you gotta, if they're just asking a bunch of questions about your clothes and all that, you gotta start thinking real quick like why aren't they asking what these kids look like? More than you know, what am I wearing and where are my whereabouts? Where does it matter where I was an hour ago? It only matters where the crime happened. So if you really got jumped and you thought they were questioning you about that, that's wild. [01:09:01] I just keep going back to the fact that this is a, this kid was in a white T shirt, the same white T shirt the entire time from witness testimony. People that aren't even on his side that do think he's the killer agreed that he was in this, in this white T shirt reversed and he never comes back to his house. He leaves the house in that white T shirt, never comes back to the house. So this is at like 8:39 o'clock I believe he leaves and he's questioned afterwards in this same white T shirt that he left the house with. So unless he prepared, a 15 year old kid had multiple T shirts and it didn't get. And he didn't switch it all out and why wouldn't he switch the rest of his clothes as well? [01:09:51] So you would have to say that he would have to leave with a, with clothes and switch it all up. But he's in these white T shirts the whole time. 98 times someone got stabbed, 98 times you got stabbed, this girl got stabbed. And you're gonna tell me there's not more blood evidence on this person's body. [01:10:11] Now he also does say, I'm gonna, we're gonna go back to this. I think I'll, I'll tell you where, where you can read into this. I've been reading the whole. But he does go back at one point and says that after he visited the apartment, after the guy put the knife to his neck, he goes to the bargain bathroom and washes up. So he does wash some of the stuff off. He washes his hands of blood. When he moved the body, he must have got a little bloody. This is what he says. This is he. So he does admit that he washes himself. [01:10:42] It still doesn't make sense about the T shirt. [01:10:45] And I think that that's a big portion of it because if the timeline's correct, he leaves his house at 9:15. They think she's killed from somewhere from 8:30 to 10:00. [01:11:01] Now at 10:00 he's already getting questioned by the police at the convenience store. [01:11:07] So. And people see him running in the area at 9:20. [01:11:12] So if he leaves at 9:15, next door neighbor, can he kill this broad, murder her, move her around the house, stab her 98 times, change clothes, and at 9:20 be seen running from the, from the scene? Is that possible? Is that possible? Is five minutes possible to murder a girl and stab her 98 times? It doesn't seem possible to me if that timeline is accurate. Now the people that see him leaving his house at 9:15 are his own family members. So could they be covering up for him? I mean, it is a possibility. But they also answered all these questions before they even knew he was being investigated. Like it seemed like they didn't even know he was being investigated. Investigated. And they still gave him this timeline. [01:12:01] So their timelines never changed. So their stories never changed. So unless the kid came clean real quick when he went to that hospital later on at night, they all had the same story. And it seemed to me like that wouldn't, that wouldn't jive correctly. So, so we got a kid who, who may or may not have done this. We're not gonna say he couldn't have done it. But there's a lot of questions, There's a lot of fucking questions that I don't, that I think that a jury should have at least had a little bit of a doubt. I mean a little bit of a doubt, a couple extra questions you wish they would have asked. Or maybe it was the defense, defense's problem. And the defense only presented for two days. [01:12:51] So I mean, yeah, two days they only presented arguments, two days. He never testifies, which they usually, usually don't testify in in that case. And maybe as a 15 year old you probably, that's probably a good idea to not do it. I think they thought there was enough questions, especially with the DNA. But again, 1997, one of the first DNA cases that, that was pretty famous was O.J. simpson. O.J. simpson was like I think, I think 1996, 1997, in that range. So this is kind of at the beginning people didn't really understand DNA. They don't understand like that certain people at that time, I don't think people understood like what DNA means now. I think if they had the opportunity to, to retry this case with the DNA evidence, things might be different. [01:13:46] But people didn't understand it. So jurors don't understand it when they're trying to say that, you know, certain shit didn't match. So there is definitely DNA evidence that proves that someone else was at the scene, someone else was bleeding at the scene. So there has to be a third person. [01:14:07] Now does it have to be the killer? No, it could have been anybody, could have been anybody for any reason. Maybe she was fucking a guy, who the fuck knows. [01:14:16] But there's this other guy that I think is. It seems to me that I think the family of Eddie O'Brien feels this way. I don't know that personally, but just thinking and looking at some of the websites and all that shit, there was this guy, he was this. [01:14:32] The basically Janet Downing's brother in law used to date or was married to her sister. So now she used to, they used to live in the house, the sister and this boyfriend. She had to kick them out. The guy, I don't know if he was dealing drugs or something drug related. They just had to get out of the house and no good guy pretty much. His name was Adi Ortiz. Adi ortiz does have Doc here. [01:14:56] Eddie O'Brien did say that the person that did, did put a knife to his neck that night did have Doc here. And he described, he didn't describe him height wise, but he described him pretty similar to what like the description of Adiotiz. [01:15:12] Now Adiotiz wasn't, was an ex of the sister. [01:15:17] He, she, he said Janet had been telling friends that, you know, to basically investigate this guy if anything was to ever happen to him, happened to her. He was threatening. He had still had keys to the house that he refused to give back. He said he wasn't going to give them back. [01:15:34] Basically he was being a creep. He was like moving in the house, taking like windshield washer fluid and taking it out of her car like the, the gallon of it and then pouring it on her seat so she'd see it full and be poor. So some was with her and she didn't want to tell people because she actually thought she was going crazy a little bit. But she actually confided in a girl like the day before she died pretty much and was like, listen, if anything happens to me, it's definitely this guy, Adi Ortiz. Now on the night of the murder, on the night of the murder, the next door neighbor, I don't know if it's the reckley or one of the next door neighbors notices AI's cab. So now Odie's a cab driver, Adi's cab down the street and the way he's parked, parked, it's parked the opposite way on a portion of the thing and he just, it looks weird like. And they, they had been noticing his cab park there, but only when Janet wasn't there. So they knew that, that Adi was there with, with the cab and they were like oh, that's weird. And they weren't putting two and two together but they, but this girl who Janet confided in basically put, started putting it together. Okay, well she's only here when she's not here and so he's definitely been going in the house all that. [01:16:53] So, so come to the night of his car's there, now it's blocked in by all the ems, the fire, everything. So clearly, unless it like dropped out of the sky or something, it was, it was brought there way before the incident happened. So he was blocked in, he couldn't move it and, and he's at the, he's like oh. [01:17:15] They're like oh, how'd you get here so quick? He's like oh, you know, the cab company called me and said something happened to my sister in law and they, and they thought it was a little weird at the time like how the cab company called you that quick and you got here. That's crazy. Like how would they even know like what was it like? You know what I mean? Like how was that even, like, perpetrated to the cab company? [01:17:35] So he gets there and he, he's acting a little suspicious, but it's like he's basically telling everybody, oh, yeah, she's dead, she didn't make it. All this stuff, like, and crying and like making a scene and, and even people, the. The friend was like, well, that was a little weird that he knew already, like, that she was dead because she just got taken in the ambulance, like, to the thing, like, he never saw the body. [01:17:58] Besides, in the ambulance, like, how the hell does he know she's dead? You know? But maybe it was just grief saying, oh, she's dead, she's dead. [01:18:08] So then, so then what happens is he's like looking around and he can't find anything. So now he lost the key. It was a singular key to his cab to go start his cab and leave. And so now he's searching in the backyard of Downing's house, in the front yard, looking all around the house. The cops stopped him and was like, what are you doing? This is a crime scene. You can't be looking around. He's like, please, I lost my key. I don't know where it is. And all this mayhem, I don't know where it is. And he never finds the key. He ends up never finding his key to the car. The car has to get towed that night. So the car gets towed that night. So he's lost his key. His. His cab was there clearly before everything started. So he's definitely in the neighborhood at the time of the murder. And it seems like he has more motive because she's been kicked out of the place and all that stuff. His blood has never been tested, and I don't believe his fingerprints or anything has been tested before this incident. [01:19:05] So all that stuff in there could still match Adi Ortiz. [01:19:09] Clearly. Obviously, he's claiming he's innocent and he has from the jump, but to me, that seems a little more logical that this guy who's just in the neighborhood for no reason, it seems like Ian had a history and she felt that way. Not only that, she felt that he was a fucking problem. [01:19:28] So she felt he was a problem and she warned her friends. And then he dies. And then she dies, like the next day. Like that's kind of crazy. Coin coincidence. So I don't really know what the happening with this case. Part of me believes that maybe this kid Eddie O'Brien's innocent. And then part of me is like, listen, this fat 6 foot 4, 300, maybe he did want to bang his, you know, his best friend's mother and killed her. Lost his temper, lost his mind and just killed her. I still don't understand what explains the shirt. And maybe this audio T is just a weird guy and that's also a coincident, a coincidence, but something ain't sniffing right there. Happened what, 1995. So almost 30 years ago. [01:20:15] Guy's still in prison. He was one of the first at the time to be tried as an adult being a minor because I believe he was 15 years old when it happened. [01:20:25] So there was some rule passed right around that time that basically, you know, if you were over 14 in the state of Massachusetts, first degree or second degree murder, you're automatically charged with. [01:20:37] Charged as an adult, which I actually kind of agree with. I mean, if you're going to fucking kill stab someone 98 times, you probably deserve to be charged as a fucking adult. [01:20:47] Now if it was a kid on kid, it'd be a little bit different. Like if two, two kids get into a fight, 14 years old, one kid shoots the other kid, bang. And he dies. Maybe that's a little bit different. But this seems like too crazy. Too many stabbles. That's psycho. [01:21:04] But everybody in the world described this kid as like a gentle giant. Like even his friends, people that shouldn't be even describing him as that. Like he was just this gentle ass fat kid that was just loved life. And then for. It seems out of character for someone like that to do that. [01:21:26] But in, in the no sex thing, I mean, like usually you'd think like maybe he's trying to fucking wants to fucking, you know, get nasty. Used to be a rape or something involved. I don't know. Him changing the story is kind of fucking weird. [01:21:40] This audio Ortiz character is definitely fucking weird. [01:21:45] I don't know. So that's one of those cases that you go back to True Crime Garage, watch True Crime Garage to. To episodes they on YouTube and what's it called. And I'm sure there's other. I think there's a 2020. I have to watch the 2020 episode on it. But in the truth of the truth about Eddie O'Brien, the website, they have some of the old case files that's run by the family. So it's obviously slightly biased. It has to be. [01:22:16] I do the same for my family. Let's say fucking Nico killed somebody. I would be so pro. Let's say some kid, you know, kills some girl and he was eating boogers and it was all boogers on the side of the thing. Like I would I would scrub that booger eating video off the Internet for my dog. [01:22:32] So you got to feel for the family. Their lives have changed forever. [01:22:37] So I don't know, something to think about, something to watch. Maybe. Maybe there'll be something that comes out of it. I never delve deep into the case. I have heard about it a few times, but it is what it is. But sometimes the true crime stuff, he gets a hold of you today. I don't know if it was my adhd. I've been all in on this. So this is. This is fresh off of maybe three hours worth of research that's about as about as big of an expert as you can get, basically, me on this case. I am already forgetting the names and what happened, and probably tomorrow I will completely forget about the whole entire case. With that said, I think I'm gonna say three words. Free Eddie O'Brien. I think that's right now. That's where I'm living right now. Now there will be probably more that comes out that I'm like, wow, damn, Eddie really did it. But right now, I don't know. I don't know how you can convict somebody with some of those holes, some of those holes in there. [01:23:39] And. [01:23:40] Yeah, so I don't know. I hope I'll. I'll probably do another 18 hours worth of research. Maybe watch that 2020 doc, see what goes there. I'd like to see a heavily slanted one towards, like, the prosecution. I want to see a super, super slanted one towards the prosecution. Like, there's no way Eddie didn't do this. I'd like to hear all those. How hear all that stuff. And then I'd like to probably hear one that there's no way that Eddie did this. And then maybe I'll make up my mind completely. [01:24:22] Sorry, just got another work text. This one makes more sense if you're wondering. [01:24:37] Yep. So this is the podcast. I guess we'll. I guess I'll end it here. I don't know if this has been good, bad, indifferent. Please give us some feedback or give me some feedback. Say, listen, don't ever do that again. No one wants to hear your voice for an hour and a half straight, legitimately. Zero people on the planet want to hear your voice for that long. I want you to say that. I want. I want hot criticisms. I don't want Justin criticism. See, Justin criticism. Justin only likes things, only positive things. Then he gets all gay about it, you know, super gay. He gets real gay about it, and then he, like, just gets mad and storms out of the house, Storms off the set. He's quit the podcast eight times. I don't need that. I want hard criticisms. Tell me I seem like I have ADHD brain facts. Okay? I can tell you right now there is zero structure to this episode. But it's giving you something. Giving you a little taste. Like I said, open up, kid. Open up. Taste. Just taste the rainbow. You know? That's what's happening right now. [01:25:41] We'll be back. The three of us are gonna be back. We're gonna get in the fucking room. We're gonna settle on this to this recording day so we can get more shit out to you if we do a Patreon. Maybe you'll get this as one of the things. Maybe I'll throw up, you know, a free rambling, incoherent thoughts of a fat man. You know, maybe that's what you'll get. Maybe 45 minutes a week. Maybe I should just do this every single morning for 10 minutes. I got no fucking clue what I'm doing when I'm doing it. That's my problem. Okay, but don't watch me watch TV is what I like to tell my wife when she's like, kind of on my ass a lot. [01:26:25] Listen, that's it. Listen. That's all we're asking for. Listen, there's going to be no video to this product. This is audio. This is me driving around. I just pulled into my driveway, so now I'm wrapping it it up before my wife texts me. What the are you doing in your car? Do you hate our family? That's what I'm doing right now. Okay, I know. I'm getting that text soon. Can you please come in? That's what's going to happen. That's life. That's what happens when you get married. Anyways, keep it clean as always, you fartsucker, and we'll see you real soon. [01:27:26] Sa.