Ep. 131 | Sleep Therapy

Episode 131 June 16, 2025 01:54:57
Ep. 131 | Sleep Therapy
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Ep. 131 | Sleep Therapy

Jun 16 2025 | 01:54:57

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The boys discuss the Indian plane crash survivor. Nico is getting insulted by his therapist. Al is fed up with graduations. We rank our jobs where you are most likely to bang a coworker. We discuss Knockoff Strip Club Merch, St Peter's Fiesta and much more.

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[00:00:46] Speaker A: Right now, I don't think. I have psoriasis and they have melanoma and they're gonna have to amputate me from like the elbow down. [00:00:52] Speaker B: I like that. That's a good positive thinking, Nick. Yeah, I mean, I would say that that's exactly what's gonna happen. They're have to cut you open. [00:00:58] Speaker A: I am so excited, bro. I have the. I have my primary care point for the first time made. [00:01:04] Speaker B: It's official. [00:01:04] Speaker A: Next Wednesday, I'm gonna be getting checked. I can't wait. But then, like, you gotta get a pro. It's like Massachusetts is. This is ridiculous. You shouldn't. I shouldn't have to get approved. You know what I mean? I should have to go to somebody I know to get the okay to go to somebody. When I went to an urgent care. At least where there is licensed people to tell me that there's something going on with me. Yeah. Like my. Like, see what happened? Like, I def. I just woke up. I'm just. [00:01:32] Speaker B: Is it. Is it just a tough day yesterday? [00:01:35] Speaker A: Long day. It has to be what it is. My legs are throbbing. That's how I know. [00:01:39] Speaker B: Thanks for the invite for golf. I do appreciate that. I mean, thank you. I mean, a simple text would have been nice. Would I have been able to go? Probably not. [00:01:45] Speaker A: But that's the only reason why you don't get texted. It's 3 o' clock at Black Swan, dude. [00:01:52] Speaker B: I mean, baseball doesn't start till 7:30. I probably could have squeezed in. Would you go 18 or nine? [00:01:57] Speaker A: Nine. [00:01:58] Speaker B: Nine. Back nine? [00:01:59] Speaker A: Yep. [00:02:00] Speaker B: Easy. The back nine's easier. [00:02:01] Speaker A: I shot a 45. [00:02:03] Speaker B: You shot a 45? [00:02:04] Speaker A: I swear to God. [00:02:05] Speaker B: Nice. That's good. [00:02:06] Speaker A: Yeah, really good. [00:02:07] Speaker B: I get mad if I shoot over. If I don't shoot like 39 or under on the back at Black Swan, it's. [00:02:12] Speaker A: I feel like it's not that hard. [00:02:14] Speaker B: No. Like, it's not. It's got a lot of easy short holes. [00:02:17] Speaker A: If you. [00:02:17] Speaker B: Because you can get a few birdies. [00:02:18] Speaker A: If you can hit your long iron shots straight, you're fine. I needed a six iron the whole time off the tee box. And six and seven iron. And after that I was good. Oh, what is this? [00:02:32] Speaker B: Oh, we might have to bloop this out. He's getting a call from his father. [00:02:43] Speaker A: Yeah, I did lose my 56. Well, it's probably a Tedesco. [00:02:47] Speaker B: He's just. He's a brutal kid. [00:02:50] Speaker A: I never called. [00:02:51] Speaker B: He leaves his wedge on the edge of green. [00:02:53] Speaker A: I just don't have the effort to Go over to Swamp Scott. But it's probably there. Why are you. [00:02:59] Speaker B: Why don't you just call and see if it's there? I probably got six extra 56s. I can probably give him one. [00:03:09] Speaker A: Okay. [00:03:10] Speaker B: Do you need one? I could probably get, like, three extra ones. [00:03:13] Speaker A: Oh, that's right. You're a lefty. Right? Yeah, Yeah, I know, but we could. Well, I'm with Al, but I just see what. Just see what pops up. Yeah, that and an eight iron. Yeah, I don't have an eight or, or. Or five. [00:03:34] Speaker B: You don't have a five, eight or a 56. [00:03:36] Speaker A: I had the 56. I lost that. But I never had a five. I never have a four, five, or an eight. I like to implement them mixed bad. I haven't hitting the iron shots. Great. Right. [00:03:54] Speaker B: I just can't believe, like, the people that leave this stuff on the green. Eddie Mahoney left two wedges at Father's Day Golf. [00:04:01] Speaker A: My dad left the 52 yesterday. Someone left it and they came. Oh, that'd be Mark Lewis. Because my. [00:04:08] Speaker B: That makes sense. Your father's like a nut with that. [00:04:10] Speaker A: Yeah. No, that makes. But, yeah, that's all I need, dad. All right. Sounds Great. All right. 120. 125. All right. All right, Love you. Bye. [00:04:37] Speaker B: His. He's. I. He's supremely worried about your golf bag, that you don't. That you have too many gaps. You have too many gaps in your. [00:04:43] Speaker A: Bag, which I did fine yesterday, which was the thing. I beat him. [00:04:48] Speaker B: So sometimes you. You have. You need less decisions to make sure I get the five or the six. Since you don't have a five, we're just going to rip the six. [00:04:58] Speaker A: Right, right. Right. [00:04:59] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:05:00] Speaker A: And then, like, yardage wise, I now. I now, like, I know what's going on. For yardage, like, anything a buck 50 above, like, is. Should be six, but anything a buck 15, then should be seven. [00:05:11] Speaker B: Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I figured figuring out your yardage 100. [00:05:15] Speaker A: And in pitch, anything between a hundred and 130 yards, depending on what it looks like, would be my nine iron, which I am now hitting great again. Well, actually for the first time ever. [00:05:26] Speaker B: So me and you kind of have similar distances. I'd be somewhere in that ballpark as well. I always try to go under the green because I'd rather be below the pin then right. Right behind the pole, so. [00:05:40] Speaker A: And I rolled off, dude. Ice was striking greens. I hit four greens in regulation. Swear to God. Nice. My second shots, I hit the greens. I hit it on I can't remember all of them to be honest, but I did three. Three holes in a row. I did and I pod two of them. The other one I got on in two and three putted in bogey. [00:06:00] Speaker B: Oh, beautiful. That's great. Yeah, we had a good time at father's golf. [00:06:05] Speaker A: Yeah, that was cool. [00:06:06] Speaker B: I'm too bad you didn't make it. [00:06:08] Speaker A: Yeah, too bad. You told me two days before. [00:06:10] Speaker B: What are you talking about? Everyone knew the date. I texted every single person. You were in a group chat with the date. [00:06:14] Speaker A: No, I wasn't. [00:06:15] Speaker B: Yes, you were. [00:06:16] Speaker A: No, I'm not. No, I'm not. [00:06:18] Speaker B: Okay. I didn't text you. Marco and your father. [00:06:22] Speaker A: Yeah, that you did. [00:06:24] Speaker B: Oh, okay. [00:06:25] Speaker A: So you got the date. [00:06:26] Speaker B: All right. Thank you. [00:06:27] Speaker A: Hold on. [00:06:28] Speaker B: So now you thousand percent. [00:06:30] Speaker A: No, I'm. [00:06:30] Speaker B: Cut the shit. [00:06:31] Speaker A: I'm checking. [00:06:32] Speaker B: Let's make sure this is charging. It is. [00:06:36] Speaker A: Why do I have charge it? Dude, is this serious? All right, whatever. I'll. I'll hold you on it. [00:06:45] Speaker B: Oh yeah. I definitely told you. I mean it is what it is. [00:06:49] Speaker A: Definitely wasn't with as much time as. [00:06:51] Speaker B: The point being it was three weeks. I mean three weeks you can't get off. That's. You need to find a new job. That's. That's what I would say. [00:06:58] Speaker A: You know, I don't know what's the craziest thing? There actually isn't anybody else that can work on Sundays besides the four people that work. So. [00:07:05] Speaker B: And that's your busy. And would you say that's the busiest day or the craziest day? [00:07:10] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:07:10] Speaker B: Yeah. That brunch is nuts, huh? [00:07:13] Speaker A: Yeah, that brunch is nuts. There was nuts. Shocked. That was awesome. [00:07:16] Speaker B: Someone fought today? [00:07:17] Speaker A: Yeah, two weeks ago. That. Yeah, that Sunday. Actually I think. [00:07:22] Speaker B: I think that's this Sunday that just passed. [00:07:26] Speaker A: Nope, the Sunday before that. [00:07:28] Speaker B: What happened? Who was it? Two guys, two girls? [00:07:30] Speaker A: Yeah, a bunch of these people come in from Sun Run like once a year. It's there like it's the top Earn is like Oing Sun. [00:07:38] Speaker B: It's a company. [00:07:39] Speaker A: Sun Sun Run. It's like a solo company. Okay, so a bunch of jerk offs. [00:07:44] Speaker B: Just salesman probably doing coke in the bathroom. [00:07:48] Speaker A: So much coke being done in the bathroom. Just the most. [00:07:53] Speaker B: Sounds like a good time. [00:07:54] Speaker A: Just the most non aware people. [00:07:58] Speaker B: So we talking like. Like golf polos like into khakis like that type. [00:08:04] Speaker A: No, we're really not. You got to think about it nowadays. So we're just thinking like everyone just wears like the most expensive stuff that they have in their Closet. So, like, all designer stuff, okay? Everybody's just got. Everyone's got a Cuban link on. Everyone's got a watch on my. Say, bro, That's. That's nice. You like that stuff? I like that stuff. You can have all that. That's great. [00:08:26] Speaker B: Just don't act like a dickhead. [00:08:27] Speaker A: You act like a dickhead. I could care less what's on your wrist. Watch your neck. You're a fudgeing. You're just a piece of shit to me. So if you don't have decency and you don't have, like, respect, you don't, like, listen to, like, people like you in somebody's work. And so if the people that are working there asking you to do something and it's not, like, out of pocket, and you don't listen deliberately, like, I now fucking hate you in your existence is now a burden on my life. So if you were to just, you know, of. I wouldn't. I wouldn't flinch for two seconds. So. [00:09:04] Speaker B: So two kids on the same. Where they work for the same company got into a fight. No. [00:09:08] Speaker A: Nope, nope. They got. They. They intruded on guest space one too many times and someone said something stupid. And I wish. I wish I. I didn't see the, like, the big Debo guy coming from the right side. Yo. So, yeah. Anyway, so they're standing. Literally. You've been in Wicked, what it looks like in there, right? [00:09:31] Speaker B: Yes. [00:09:32] Speaker A: You know how small it is. Okay, so over near service bar, near. [00:09:36] Speaker B: Going to the bathroom. Yep. [00:09:38] Speaker A: Tight area. [00:09:39] Speaker B: Yep. [00:09:40] Speaker A: They're all standing right there. [00:09:42] Speaker B: So people trying to get in and out. They don't get food. [00:09:44] Speaker A: Like, we're trying to run. Food. [00:09:45] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, Drinks. [00:09:46] Speaker A: We got martinis filled up to the brim. [00:09:48] Speaker B: People going to do coke in the bathroom. Yeah, it's like. [00:09:51] Speaker A: And it's not even the people that are just going to do coke in the bathroom. At least they're going to the bathroom. It's the people that are standing in that space like, thinking, like, that's where you order. Okay, News flash, you fucking idiots. Usually a spot on the bar all the way to the right where, like, you know, there's just one designated bartender with a mat out. That's not where you go and chill. That's for workers. All right? That's for us. It's called the service bar. It's where we go and get the drinks to provide for the service of the whole rest of the restaurant. I'd go over there. I'm. I need some barriers. [00:10:27] Speaker B: You need, like, those Steve Movie barriers. [00:10:29] Speaker A: But, bro, even all those just, like, create people to just go more. Like, yeah, yeah. You need every inch of space and wicked craft. [00:10:36] Speaker B: I agree. [00:10:36] Speaker A: You really do. And I go, bro, I told Steve I want to go pro. Put a GoPro on my chest, and let me do a Sunday shift and let me show you, like, what it's like. I say, excuse me all the time. Everybody else says, watch out, and watch outs. Like, watch out means, like, that there's, like, something coming or like, you're about to get hit with something. Like, that's. And to me, it's, like, not really, like, the nicest way to even. Or you say, behind you, behind you. No one saying behind. Everyone's saying, watch out, watch out. [00:11:06] Speaker B: I feel like watch out's mad rude. [00:11:07] Speaker A: It. It is rude. Yeah, it is. [00:11:09] Speaker B: Like, I, I, I think I. Yeah, you could tell me. Okay. [00:11:12] Speaker A: You could say it's 100% rude. Like, don't. Excuse me. [00:11:15] Speaker B: I can picture a girl saying that. [00:11:17] Speaker A: It's usually not. Yeah, no, it's usually not. But yeah. So, like, I'm saying that to. To these people. I'm like, excuse me, excuse me. Excuse me. But, like, if I'm behind, like, in my personal opinion, if I'm behind you, and I'm like, yo, watch out. Yo, watch out. Like, I'm just, like, kind of being. I'm being confrontational in a way. I'm kind of like, big dick. And you. Yeah, I'm trying to, like, mose you out of the way. And, like, I was right behind somebody. I was trying to run. Like, I got a tray of fucking shots, and if you turn in your backs to me and you're in my way, and I say, excuse me. Excuse me. And then when you turn around, you almost hit my shot, right? Thankfully, I can move it. Do move it. And then be like, oh, bro, like, all right, chill out. Like, I know you. I didn't even hear you. [00:12:06] Speaker B: That's what they were saying to you. [00:12:07] Speaker A: I got that once. And then that's when I went. I went back, and I, I, dude, I was like, I'm gonna lose my job today. I was so close, but in a note. But what ended up happening anyways? You have to move them away from service bus. So then that there was a 14 top, and he bumped in to the. One of the woman at the. At the table. And then also, like, someone else knocked another person's drink out, and the exchange was something or other. Like, hey, man, like, you just bumped into her. Like, you mind, like, apologizing and then in return, that guy was like, you. The what? Like the. The guy from Sun Run. And then, yeah, they. Those people. I don't care what you say. Those were not the customers that you probably wanted to say that to. I knew that off the rip. And I told the. I told the lady because at first we seen it happening. They were brushing up against the back of chairs. I was like, are you being bothered? And she's like, no, no problem. Like, if. If I need you, let me know. I'm like, good. I'm looking for a reason. That's literally what I'm saying. That's literally verbatim what I said to her. And lo and behold, the big guy down the end, that was like the devo guy. Cause I went over, he said, dude, they were such nice people, by the way. These people that were the guests were the nicest people in the world. Let me tell you something. You disrespect somebody, you absolutely like. Our family would act the exact same. Coolest people, probably the best tipping people in. In the whole joint. You around, you're gonna find out. That's exactly. That is exactly what happened to Sunrun. They around and they found out. I wish they found out on a way worse vile level, but that was that. [00:13:44] Speaker B: So you don't like, son, you're not a team. Sun Run. So they just started throwing punches, came over and just knocked them out. [00:13:49] Speaker A: No, no, dude, they. They just, like. There was too much. It was like. It's like. It was almost like a hockey skirmish in front of the net. [00:13:57] Speaker B: Yeah, so much. [00:13:58] Speaker A: You got one guy trying to go through two people to get to the guy that's behind him that's sitting there going, I spent 7k. I spent 10k. All right, bro, I could give a fuck less. No one knows who you are. Yeah, no, Again, once again, Once again. Go walk in the target. Do people flood to you? Like this is like some fucking crazy, crazy appearance, Like Jesus is just at the Earth? No. [00:14:22] Speaker B: Some people think that, though. [00:14:23] Speaker A: No one knows. No one cares. All right? So, yeah, those Sun Run. [00:14:31] Speaker B: I never even heard of this. [00:14:32] Speaker A: I can't do it, dude. [00:14:33] Speaker B: Oh, it's the number one solar home. Solar power. [00:14:36] Speaker A: It is. It is solar, dude. So any solar salesman, like, Steve even said it, and it was, like, funny because last year it happened to me twice, and now this. This year it happened to him three times. Someone tried to recruit him. Like, bro, are you fucking, like, what? [00:14:55] Speaker B: They're trying to recruit Steve? [00:14:56] Speaker A: Yeah, they were like, hey, you know, could you. Do you ever Think about. They do the whole pitch thing. [00:15:02] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:15:02] Speaker A: Where do you see your potential? You know, the whole thing. They did it. They did it to me. They're like, oh, like, you always thinking about just being a server. Like, no, I have aspirations to do other stuff, of course. Like, but this is just what I do. It's very good. I. I don't have why I have to keep explaining that, like, actually being a waiter in a great. [00:15:20] Speaker B: Because people are retarded. [00:15:22] Speaker A: It's a job. [00:15:23] Speaker B: I know they don't get it. [00:15:24] Speaker A: What? I make great money. Like, there's some weeks that I make more than somebody in a union, honestly. [00:15:31] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:15:31] Speaker A: It's not every week. It's not every week. And it has its bad times, but that's with every job. But more times than not, you can meet some really cool people, and you could turn. You could turn a 20% check into a 40% check. [00:15:43] Speaker B: You're blown in the bathroom by some girl. I mean, that's happened before to Nico. [00:15:48] Speaker A: Yeah, that's. Yeah. Okay, That's. That's also true. Not most workplaces that can happen, but believe it or not, I bet you it does happen in more. [00:15:59] Speaker B: I think it does. [00:16:01] Speaker A: I wonder what's the most, like, what do you think's the most scandalous job? Like, you know, I mean, like, what's the most job that probably, like, people always think cahoots. Is it got to be, like, nurses and doctors. I'm not getting that off of, like, a Grey's Anatomy thing, but you know what I mean? [00:16:15] Speaker B: I think. Yeah. You got to think of, like, where there's law office. [00:16:19] Speaker A: I feel like people are way too serious. They know weight. They worked way too hard to get probably where they are. [00:16:24] Speaker B: Yeah. Maybe like, lawyers and they're like secretaries. [00:16:26] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:16:26] Speaker B: I don't know. We're just going off porn themes right now. So it's like, it's got to be something true to it. [00:16:31] Speaker A: It's got it. [00:16:32] Speaker B: Yeah. It's got to be. I'm thinking camp counselors. This is what I'm trying to say. Like, if you think, like, when you were a teenager and you're camp counsel, like, I try to get say this last week, like, that is like prime time. Like. [00:16:42] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, you can definitely slip. [00:16:45] Speaker B: I just think what you were going on with, like, Riviera wreck, what you guys were doing. You know what I'm saying? [00:16:48] Speaker A: Yeah, that's a good. That's a very good one. That's a very good one. Yeah. [00:16:53] Speaker B: It's like, there's time at band camp. [00:16:54] Speaker A: It is exactly like one time at band camp. Okay. So very good. I agree with you on that. Okay. If. All right, you say camp counsel cops. [00:17:05] Speaker B: If this girl cops. I mean, how many times is that in this. In the news? Oh, the girl cops are just getting railed by the whole staff. [00:17:13] Speaker A: Yeah. That's an unfortunate occurrence. [00:17:15] Speaker B: Yep. [00:17:16] Speaker A: Wasn't there an instance in the reveal one? [00:17:19] Speaker B: I don't know. [00:17:19] Speaker A: Probably, like, as of recent. And they. [00:17:22] Speaker B: I don't know if we want to get into that. [00:17:24] Speaker A: Resign. I don't. [00:17:25] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:17:26] Speaker A: My thing is we are trying to. [00:17:27] Speaker B: These are consented adults. [00:17:29] Speaker A: We are trying to implement more local. More local shit at least. Yeah, we could skip that. [00:17:38] Speaker B: I just feel like there's too many people. Too many people. We both. [00:17:41] Speaker A: Too many people involved. [00:17:42] Speaker B: Yeah, probably. [00:17:43] Speaker A: But I'm just saying that definitely was a thing. [00:17:45] Speaker B: I think it happens in every single police department known to man. [00:17:49] Speaker A: So then on the back end of that, would you say the. Would you say a police department not to just, like, cop on? Like police. I'm team police. I'm with it. So. But I'm just saying, like, do you think most. How do I explain this? Explain for me is like, what's the most, like, vulnerable or like, most taught. I don't know. Toxic workplace, maybe in that. In that regard. [00:18:10] Speaker B: I don't know. I just think that dicks go into pussies. So it doesn't matter where that. Where those. What job that dick has and what job that female has, they're going to find each other. [00:18:20] Speaker A: Okay. All right. [00:18:21] Speaker B: You know what I'm saying? [00:18:22] Speaker A: But you're saying, like, I think that's the base. [00:18:25] Speaker B: I think that the worst is obviously the service industry for the reason that, like, they're a lot of times they're around booze, they're drinking. [00:18:32] Speaker A: Yeah. Facts. [00:18:34] Speaker B: You know, usually it's a bunch of outgoing people together. [00:18:37] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:18:38] Speaker B: You know what I'm saying? So, yeah, it's not like, most likely. [00:18:41] Speaker A: Most likely to happen, I think, is. [00:18:43] Speaker B: Is there service? Yeah, definitely. [00:18:45] Speaker A: Right. Okay. Yeah. [00:18:46] Speaker B: Like nightclub service, just in general. [00:18:48] Speaker A: That's true. [00:18:49] Speaker B: Because a lot of times you booze in a little bit with the customers, get it going. I mean, let's be honest. I'll tell you this story. This happened probably 25 years ago. So, like, at our restaurant, at one point, we walked in on, like, a Coke and a salad person, like, banging in the place. Now, it was in a storage room, so it wasn't around food. But I mean, like, still, it's like, listen, guys, you two are done. But just Getting absolutely real, you know, on the floor of the store, storage room is pretty disgusting. But you know, I mean, I guess the 90s were wild. [00:19:24] Speaker A: So listen, I. Like you said you got. If you're going to get after. You got to get after it. That is hilarious. [00:19:33] Speaker B: It's funny story. [00:19:34] Speaker A: Yeah, that's. That's not too bad. [00:19:37] Speaker B: Now, did we take back the salad girl after a suspension? We may have. Does she still work for us? We may have. Now she's in a. I'd say middle aged woman. [00:19:47] Speaker A: Okay, that's. That's even crazier. [00:19:50] Speaker B: Yeah, I'm sure Nico knows who I'm talking about. Maybe, maybe not. [00:19:53] Speaker A: Not even close. [00:19:53] Speaker B: Yeah, well, listen, people grow up. But it is crazy story anyway. You put it down. It's a service industry. [00:20:02] Speaker A: Have you ever been somewhere and heard two people or like seen. [00:20:07] Speaker B: Oh in public? Yeah, I'm trying to think. I don't think I have. [00:20:11] Speaker A: Like I got caught. Blown. I got caught getting blown like blatantly on the Chelsea Bridge. Or like there's another bridge right before the bridge went up. [00:20:23] Speaker B: Are you talking about the one near the sand dunes? [00:20:25] Speaker A: Yes. [00:20:25] Speaker B: It has to be east Boston to. [00:20:28] Speaker A: Come in leaving east Boston. [00:20:30] Speaker B: Well, there's two bridges. [00:20:32] Speaker A: I know, I know, I know. I'm talking about that one. I'm not talking about the big ass Chelsea one. I'm talking about the other one you're talking about. [00:20:37] Speaker B: Yeah. Any other sand dunes? [00:20:38] Speaker A: Yes, if you come over there on your right. But if you're going. Going into easy there on your left. [00:20:42] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:20:43] Speaker A: Okay. And then if you're coming into easy that way, that mobile station's right there on your right. [00:20:47] Speaker B: I don't know. Getting caught, getting blown isn't that big of a deal. Like. [00:20:50] Speaker A: No, it's not that big of a deal. But let me just tell you, like, you got to think about it in a perspective of like people. That's why I was driving like so actively in traffic. [00:21:01] Speaker B: Here's the thing. When you're getting blown, like they can't see nothing, you know, like that. Like no one can really see. Like her hair's over you. You know what I mean? She's going up and down. Like, I get it. They know what's happen in. [00:21:13] Speaker A: No, it. It's like it's not bad for it. The only thing bad about it in your perspective is like you're there, you. There's nothing. [00:21:21] Speaker B: I think it's. But what my point is like, I think it's way worse if you're like all your butt Both of you are butt naked. [00:21:26] Speaker A: Yeah. That's just savagery. [00:21:28] Speaker B: Yeah, No, I know. I'm just saying, but, like, find that. Let's say you're, like, in the beach or something. You know? You know people on the beach all the time. All the. [00:21:36] Speaker A: All the time, dude. [00:21:37] Speaker B: The Rivera beach, dude. People you're sucking down Riviera Beach. [00:21:42] Speaker A: I am not putting anything past anyone anywhere nowadays, I swear to God. No way. Not at all. Yeah, Yeah. [00:21:49] Speaker B: I think it was worse back then. I think everything was worse because there wasn't. People didn't have the threat of phones right now. Like, if you were saying. Let's say you were bringing a girl to Rivera beach, you. And you're like, hey, you know, let's get a little crazy here. [00:22:01] Speaker A: No, she. [00:22:02] Speaker B: The first thing she's gonna say is, what if someone, like, records it? Cameras everywhere. [00:22:05] Speaker A: Facts. [00:22:06] Speaker B: Back then, she probably would have just gone on her back quicker than a, you know, a UFC fight. [00:22:11] Speaker A: That was good. [00:22:12] Speaker B: You know what I'm saying? [00:22:13] Speaker A: It was a good transition. [00:22:14] Speaker B: Yes. [00:22:14] Speaker A: Nice job. I didn't know what you were gonna. I didn't know what. [00:22:16] Speaker B: You didn't know what I was gonna say? [00:22:17] Speaker A: I thought you might have said, like. Like, that horse yesterday. That was on my story. Because at least that's what that horse was doing. [00:22:23] Speaker B: But what do you do? He went on his back. [00:22:25] Speaker A: I had no idea that horses roll. [00:22:29] Speaker B: I didn't know they roll. This is new to me. I didn't see a story. What do you mean they roll? [00:22:34] Speaker A: Look at my story. [00:22:35] Speaker B: Hold on. At your house? [00:22:36] Speaker A: At my mom's house, they roll. [00:22:39] Speaker B: I thought. I thought they were one. Like, once they go on their back. [00:22:41] Speaker A: I thought they did. I thought they did. [00:22:43] Speaker B: Maybe that's a cow. [00:22:45] Speaker A: I know cows are like that, like. Because that's the whole point, which is if you caught. [00:22:49] Speaker B: So your mother's. Your mother's. I must have watched it, and I didn't even see it. Is it this one? [00:22:55] Speaker A: Nope. [00:22:57] Speaker B: Oh, my God. Oh, it's like a dog. Yeah, that's what my dog does. Well, this is a little bit retarded. [00:23:04] Speaker A: It. I don't think I've ever actually seen a horse, like, in my whole 30 years of living do this. I've been around horses my whole life. My mom. Ask Al. My mom's had horses my whole life. I've never seen a horse do this. No, I've never actually. I've got. I got. I got multiple dms, by the way, also going. I have no. I had no idea horses do that. But he's he's itching himself down or is he just rolling around just like. [00:23:30] Speaker B: A dog would it like, it itches them, right? I like how Skyla like. Yeah. Thanks, Sky. Retard. [00:23:38] Speaker A: Good boy. [00:23:40] Speaker B: She good boy, him. [00:23:41] Speaker A: Yeah. I don't know why she did that. He's just living his life. [00:23:44] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:23:45] Speaker A: Like, leave me alone. Yes. No, you got psoriasis. [00:23:52] Speaker B: How did I miss that one? [00:23:53] Speaker A: Yeah, cuz you're a scumbag and non. An interactive family member. [00:23:57] Speaker B: Yeah. Okay. [00:23:58] Speaker A: Anyway. [00:23:59] Speaker B: No, I didn't know that the horses rolled, dude. [00:24:02] Speaker A: Sick. Pretty cool. [00:24:04] Speaker B: That's a bit. [00:24:04] Speaker A: It got right and it's. I. I didn't get a picture. It sat like Eeyore for like five seconds. It was a. Like a me. It sat on its ass. [00:24:12] Speaker B: You know what, though? I have seen, like, horses and races fall over. So it does make sense. Like, fall over and then be able to get up. [00:24:19] Speaker A: But you also hear the nature. It is like, very true. If a horse ever breaks its leg, it's a shame. It's like. It's like, yeah, they're gonna put it over. Like, that's so sad. And then like, who the wants to live, like, suspended in a stretcher like that? You've seen the under. The underbelly thing? [00:24:34] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. [00:24:35] Speaker A: Sometimes it's used for rehab, but, like, more times than not, it's not. It's more times like trying to just. Oh, like they broke their hind leg and it's never like, damn. It never heals. [00:24:45] Speaker B: I know. Well, you know, they can't race again, but you would think they could just have a life like studding out, like, just hopefully. [00:24:50] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, hopefully just like graze on a ranch. You probably deserve that. Yeah, that's. I said it. I would like to have two horses at least. [00:24:59] Speaker B: You say you would want two horses? [00:25:01] Speaker A: Yeah, I think. Or two or one. No, I have to have things in pairings because me, I'm just like, in pairings. [00:25:08] Speaker B: Why'd you say like that? Pairings. [00:25:10] Speaker A: I don't know. I have fake teeth. [00:25:11] Speaker B: Pairings. [00:25:11] Speaker A: My words get all up. Pairings and. [00:25:17] Speaker B: But I'm trying to see something. I saved something that I wanted. [00:25:20] Speaker A: I saved something too, but I did want. [00:25:25] Speaker B: It's a lot of baseball drills. That's what we're in. We're in baseball season. The same to a lot of baseball. [00:25:30] Speaker A: A lot of baseball drills. We won't get into the Red Sox just yet. I don't want to do that. There was something, though, that Roman Anthony got called up. [00:25:38] Speaker B: That's a big fucking deal. [00:25:40] Speaker A: Yeah, he's here too. Like, he's here. Like he's not. He's definitely not going nowhere. [00:25:45] Speaker B: No. Yeah. Yeah. Maceloma, I think had two home runs last night. Night he did. [00:25:49] Speaker A: In my son. Okay, so we are just gonna blatantly just talk about the Red Sox right now. But I had. I saved something. [00:25:57] Speaker B: I know. I. I always lose. [00:25:59] Speaker A: I saved these on Instagram. Look at. Look at that, dude. That's. This one. That's wild. I've never. [00:26:09] Speaker B: You got Paul Doobie reaching out to you. Doobie's wings. [00:26:12] Speaker A: Yeah, he just followed me yesterday. But then he. [00:26:15] Speaker B: That's my guy. I gotta Actually, I gotta repost his. Because I'm gonna do it now because. [00:26:21] Speaker A: I keep forgetting, say, Paul Dubey's a good guy. I'll accept him. I'll follow him. [00:26:24] Speaker B: Yeah, follow him back. He's a great guy. The best wings on the planet. Remember those wings I drove out to on the Super Bowl? [00:26:30] Speaker A: No, because we don't watch the super bowl together ever. [00:26:34] Speaker B: Oh, I. I don't know if you saw any of my. But yeah, I do stuff. I'm gonna put it on my car. [00:26:40] Speaker A: Reeks of weed or whatever. You were saying something crazy. [00:26:43] Speaker B: That's what I said. I said it's the best smell in the world. That's what I said. I wish you could smell it. It. Check this out. See, look. We're getting. We're getting social posts. What a. What a podcast. Us posting social posts. You got to love that for the Paul Doobie. I only do that for a few people. When you blow my dick back in to my. With some wings. [00:27:05] Speaker A: Okay. [00:27:06] Speaker B: The peanut. You didn't know where I was going with that. He. Peanut butt. He's got peanut butter and jelly wings. Ab. Disgusting. [00:27:15] Speaker A: I seen that. [00:27:16] Speaker B: That disgustingly good. That's how good they are. [00:27:19] Speaker A: I'm like, I don't know about that. [00:27:21] Speaker B: Here's what I'm saying. [00:27:22] Speaker A: I'm going to tell a tribe. [00:27:23] Speaker B: I'm going to give you a rule. [00:27:24] Speaker A: Of being an adult is I'll try everything twice. That's. That's how I do it. [00:27:29] Speaker B: I'll give you a little tip. If he asks for your phone number, do not give it to him. He sends over memes that are like three years old. He's one of those people. He's like an older guy. He's got to be like. He's probably going to be, like, lazy. [00:27:43] Speaker A: He's trying to get into the mix. [00:27:44] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah, dude. Like, he's like. And he just talks and talks and talks. He's a good guy, though. And he's very good at what he does. But don't give me a number. That's what I would say. Okay, completely ignore him. [00:27:55] Speaker A: Okay. [00:27:56] Speaker B: Because you'll be getting memes. Like, he'll be like, have you ever seen this video? It'll be like, Charlie bit my finger. Like Charlie bit my thing. Like, that's the video you'll get. It's like that, buddy. That was good in like 04. [00:28:07] Speaker A: It's crazy. [00:28:08] Speaker B: Yeah, that's. That's how he get. He gets down. [00:28:11] Speaker A: All right, Is it a restaurant or does he, like, do it out of a. [00:28:15] Speaker B: He does pop up shops, so he's like, in the business. But he does pop up shots where he'll like, pop up, let's say at like a golf course. Yeah, golf course up in Western Mass. And he'll just pop up and, you know, sell a couple thousand wings. You know what I mean? So he's going to. He's gonna be in Woobin. So if anybody's in Woobin on this Saturday, June 14th, get down, go try some of Doobie's wings. You're not. You're definitely not going to be disappointed. Dude. [00:28:39] Speaker A: Go get. Go get Doobie's wings. I trust Al's food. Food opinion. He's thorough in the game of food. Especially, like, bought this. These Bob foods. Definitely gotta get in there and get some doobies wings. [00:28:53] Speaker B: It's almost like I should have started like a. A thing where, like, I go around and judge food places. You know, maybe I wear a judge's outfit or something like that. I don't know. It just. Just seems like it's natural. [00:29:04] Speaker A: But it's a calling. [00:29:06] Speaker B: It's a calling. [00:29:07] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, I get that. I'm still waiting for the Avengers initiative to be real. So there's that. [00:29:14] Speaker B: You know, you. You think that you could legitimately be an Avenger without. I mean, let's just assume if you had a superpower, what would it be? [00:29:21] Speaker A: My superpower? [00:29:22] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:29:29] Speaker A: I mean, if we're being honest, I would probably. I'd probably take like Deadpool's. Do I get to take like a skill set of some sort? Like, okay, regeneration? What, like degeneration? No, dude. What, am I. Am I saying it right? [00:29:49] Speaker B: No. Yeah, you're regenerating. You're saying that, like your body, like, you can't get hurt, you regenerate. Like I'll feel like Wolverine or Deadpool. [00:29:56] Speaker A: Yes, exactly, of some sort. But like, see, but okay, but then you got to think of like, pretty sure it's uranium. Is what Wolverine. They reconstructed Wolverine's insides with. Not vibrating. [00:30:11] Speaker B: No. You know, I think it's vibranium. [00:30:13] Speaker A: No, Vibraniums from Wakanda. [00:30:16] Speaker B: I think it's not uranium. [00:30:17] Speaker A: Just look it up. It might not be uranium. Just look it up. For me, though, it's Uranus, but, yeah, that. I would want that. And even if you were to give me, like, Wolverine's claws, that'd be sick. Or give me my. Give me, like, mercenary capabilities like that boy. [00:30:37] Speaker B: Wolverine metal skeleton. Adamantium. You're such a loser. You should know that. [00:30:46] Speaker A: I absolutely should know that. Adamantium. So his skeletons made. Is made of atomy Adamantium. [00:30:54] Speaker B: Adamantium. [00:30:54] Speaker A: Adamantium. Yep, yep. And that's being brought back up, by the way. Did you see Thunderbolts? [00:31:00] Speaker B: No. Scarlett Johansson told me not to see it. She wants to be taken off the credits. That's what I heard. That's the only thing I read. Scarlett Johansson said, essentially, she hasn't seen it. She's an executive producer. She did nothing on the movie. Take me off the credits. That's what she said. Okay, So I don't know what's going on with Scarlet Johansson. She's got great tits. [00:31:17] Speaker A: Jesus Christ. [00:31:18] Speaker B: That's all that matters. So I listen to the tits, you know? [00:31:21] Speaker A: Is there a piece of my hair, like, just stick. [00:31:23] Speaker B: Why do you keep doing this on every podcast? Like, showing up, showing off your hair? [00:31:26] Speaker A: Like, do you feel like trying to. [00:31:27] Speaker B: You, like trying to show me up, bro? [00:31:30] Speaker A: No. You got a nice. You, dude. You got a nice bald head, dude. You remind me of Tim the Tap man. Man. [00:31:34] Speaker B: But I don't know who that is. [00:31:35] Speaker A: It's my favorite streamer. [00:31:37] Speaker B: Oh, that was like Tim the Tool Man. [00:31:40] Speaker A: Nope, Totally different. Very different. [00:31:43] Speaker B: Not Queso. Queso's fighting words. [00:31:46] Speaker A: Oh, dude. [00:31:48] Speaker B: Queso's fighting words. [00:31:49] Speaker A: That is. Stays funny, bro. [00:31:51] Speaker B: Is he. I've never seen him before. [00:31:52] Speaker A: You've just seen what he looks like. [00:31:54] Speaker B: Yeah, I bet it's funny. The kids will call, like, fat people. They'll be like, hey, Queso, they'll say that. [00:31:59] Speaker A: That's hilarious. [00:31:59] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:32:00] Speaker A: Yeah. You gotta see what his chat like says to him, bro. They. They. Anything he does, they like, like, people obviously are very quick. Yeah, there's a lot. Here's the thing about the Internet and, like, having, like, a chat, which I wouldn't mind at all because I love banter. I don't really. I'm not gonna get upset. They let it fly, bro. There's people all over the world that Just come up with these, like, names for them. And it's like super on. Super on top. And it's. It's good. It's good stuff. I gotta go back to Instagram and look, though, because I. I did save something. [00:32:30] Speaker B: All right, so listen to this. Did you hear about the. This Air India, this plane crash that happened in India. India. [00:32:37] Speaker A: Hold on. What's going on? [00:32:39] Speaker B: Yeah, I'll tell you right now. Relax. Relax, kid. [00:32:41] Speaker A: Relax. [00:32:42] Speaker B: So it was a Boeing 787 plane over in India, left India and crashed almost immediately. Killed like 200, like 75 people or something like that. [00:32:52] Speaker A: Geez. [00:32:54] Speaker B: Went down. However, there was a lone survivor. He was sitting in seat 11A. His name was Vishwash Kumar Ramesh. Okay, so he's definitely an Indian guy. I'm guessing just by that name. [00:33:05] Speaker A: Yeah, it's a good profile. [00:33:09] Speaker B: He was the only survivor out of like 275 people. And look at him. He don't even look like he's that bad. And this is the hospital he's in. It looks like a. Like, it looks like a dungeon. [00:33:20] Speaker A: That looks terrible. [00:33:21] Speaker B: So if this guy survives, is he the new Unbreakable? Is he unbreakable? Is he Bruce Willis in real life from that Movie where like, Mr. Glass was making all those accidents happen? [00:33:33] Speaker A: Dude. [00:33:34] Speaker B: 1. How do you survive a plane crash that every single other person dies on? This has to be something. There's no way that this. [00:33:42] Speaker A: So there, there. It's funny you just bring this up. I just watched the episode in the Blacklist where this guy called the Alchemist does like some crazy ass shit. Long story short, but he kidnaps two people and then puts them on a plane and then kills everybody on the plane and then like lets them die. Like that way. [00:34:05] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:34:05] Speaker A: And it just looks like a plane crash to me. Just looks like maybe the most terrifying way to like go. [00:34:13] Speaker B: I see. I feel like it's pretty quick. How long does it take to drop down? Two minutes. So I. I think, yeah, I guess. [00:34:20] Speaker A: I hope from the surge of going down, I pass out. [00:34:27] Speaker B: I think you do. From elevation change. He just basically said he will. He woke up and there was all bodies all around him. And he was just. They. They just saw him limping. Limping around the street. So he was just limping, dude. And they were like, what the just happened? There's a huge crash and he's like, I was on that plane, so could he be lying? [00:34:42] Speaker A: 75 people. [00:34:43] Speaker B: 275 people, though. [00:34:44] Speaker A: That's a lot. That's a big ass plane. [00:34:46] Speaker B: A Monster plane. [00:34:48] Speaker A: What? [00:34:48] Speaker B: What? Dude, first of all, look at this text we just got from Bubba. What's the chances that this is just for real? Ot so d. A real. That's going to be a butt dial. [00:35:02] Speaker A: That's got butt text. See, you got a text. Who. Who got. I'm not in that group chat because this was. [00:35:08] Speaker B: This. This was the last one. Black Swan tomorrow. You already told me you couldn't go. [00:35:14] Speaker A: Okay. [00:35:18] Speaker B: Yeah, so I don't know how someone survived that. That's crazy. There's. There's two options. He's either Bruce Willis from Unbreakable or he completely made it up. He wasn't actually on the plane, and he has a very similar name to someone else's. That's on the plane. [00:35:32] Speaker A: No, he's on the plane. [00:35:33] Speaker B: You think he's on the plane? Oh, you think he just wasn't on the ground and the plane maybe got hurt with, like, the crash or something? I don't know. [00:35:42] Speaker A: I know. No, no, that's. That can't be like that. But 275 people dying is. [00:35:49] Speaker B: It's a huge plane. It's a Boeing 787. Dude, that's monster. That's a monster place. [00:35:54] Speaker A: Big, right? [00:35:55] Speaker B: When. When you fly to, like, JetBlue down to, like, Florida, it's only like a 737 usually. And I don't. I think there's only like 140 people on it. [00:36:03] Speaker A: Okay. [00:36:06] Speaker B: So it's a big plane plan. [00:36:09] Speaker A: Wow. [00:36:09] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:36:11] Speaker A: Airlines must hate to see a plane crash coming because that just seems like a whole lot of paperwork. [00:36:19] Speaker B: Well, first of all, it's got to be. It's. That insurance company, I think is just like. That's why they were probably happy with that MH380 that never got found. Like, they don't have any proof that anything happened. All that. That thing is just gone in the. Ethan. [00:36:32] Speaker A: Yeah. What is insurance cost for. What's insurance cost for a airline? [00:36:37] Speaker B: It's got to be nuts. No, it really does look that up. [00:36:40] Speaker A: What's an insurance. What's insurance cost for. Per year for an airline? That's ridiculous. Insurance costs for an airline. [00:36:48] Speaker B: It's. [00:36:49] Speaker A: It's got to be somewhere around 50 million. [00:36:53] Speaker B: I think it's way more than that, too. [00:36:54] Speaker A: I would think that it might be more than that. [00:37:01] Speaker B: I don't know. It's saying hundreds of thousands of dollars to millions of dollars annually for a fleet of aircraft. But this seems like it's all small. Like, I. I don't even know what Delta must pay. [00:37:10] Speaker A: There's no way you just killed 275 people. So if you're at fault and a bird didn't just happen to fly into your engine. Here's the thing about planes. We don't have like, there's nothing backup. There's no backup stabilizer. If you just get a bird that flew into the engine, now we just like chalked. That's it. That's all it takes. [00:37:34] Speaker B: No, it doesn't. I think that people don't realize that birds, a lot of birds actually go into the, into the engine. You just don't realize. I think it's way, it's way harder than you'd think to take down a plane. [00:37:47] Speaker A: Okay. [00:37:48] Speaker B: I think it is because. And then you have the other plane, then you have backup like thrusters. And I'm pretty sure that's why the small planes, like it's almost, you never really ever. Do you hear of a, I mean. [00:38:03] Speaker A: Al, do you just mentioned that a 270, 25 person aircraft just. [00:38:07] Speaker B: Yeah, because I, we don't know. I, I didn't look into what the happened with the plane, but this guy probably would have. What if the pilot just nose dived it, you know, because his wife was his, his brother or something? You know what I mean? You don't know. You don't know if that was just a human error. My point is that like regular airlines, dude, don't, don't go down. Like, I try to tell my wife this all the time because she's scared to fly. They don't go down. [00:38:30] Speaker A: I'm petrified to go away. Petrified. [00:38:33] Speaker B: But they don't go down. It's not like they don't all plane cr. Like three seaters, they just don't, they don't, they don't go down. [00:38:42] Speaker A: Or, or in your instance, it takes a lot. [00:38:45] Speaker B: No, commercial airlines go down very, very rarely. You'll see it. It's like you're, the chances are you're better off. [00:38:51] Speaker A: I, I, I've never flown Spirit. I flew, we flew Spirit down to Florida. It wasn't bad. It was a little turbulence. [00:38:58] Speaker B: Yeah, Spirit. I just, I just, I know Joe from Gloucester who's supposed to be on this podcast at some point before this Gloucester feast. He's a big Spirit Airlines guy because he's a cheap not having a seat. I don't like having to pay for every little thing. I don't like all that about Spirit. Yeah, I don't like wait in line for your seat like that Southwest. It's like, hey, dude, I I want to know what row I'm in, what seat I'm in. [00:39:20] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:39:21] Speaker B: Before I show up to the airport. [00:39:23] Speaker A: Yeah. Jet blue. [00:39:24] Speaker B: Yeah. It's the same reason why like I. [00:39:27] Speaker A: Need a TV though. Like I would very much love a TV in front of me cuz I don't want to like look down the whole time but at like my phone or like I don't have an iPad bad so you know. But wow. I gotta. [00:39:41] Speaker B: I just come to the realization that no one's ever happy. [00:39:43] Speaker A: You know, that's it. [00:39:44] Speaker B: No one's ever happy. I run the. I'm like coordinator for baseball for like the minor leagues. Even though like my kids up now they. But they need someone to run it. And all these coaches do is complain. They cry and complain. It's like they cried last year that our first round was only single elimination for playoff buffs. First round was single ch. Because. And then the championship was two out of three became a series. They were all crying. Oh, we didn't get enough games. We didn't get enough games. So the league decided this year to go two out of three. Two out of three both rounds. Great. Perfect. You think everyone would be happy. I even sent a text today. I'm like, oh, more baseball for the boys. Everyone should be, should be happy. Now they're like, oh, this is getting crazy. This is going to run into All Stars now. Now this is going to run into All Stars. So now they're pissed that it's running into All Stars. It's like they just. These people, dude, can't. [00:40:43] Speaker A: People can. [00:40:43] Speaker B: You can't win and they want it how they want it. That's how they want. [00:40:47] Speaker A: No, that's, that's not how. That's not how it goes. [00:40:50] Speaker B: Anyone who complains, I hope their teams lose. That's all I got to say. I hope their teams lose and I hope their kids cry. That's what I, that's what I want. Cuz you guys complain too much. [00:40:59] Speaker A: I hope their teams lose and their kids cry. [00:41:02] Speaker B: That's what I want. I want their teams to lose. I want their kids to cry. Right. It's too many complaints over dumb. Play the games, worry about All Stars after. I mean I get All Stars are important, right? The kids. Eight you ever. We're talking about eight year olds, dude. [00:41:18] Speaker A: Yep. [00:41:20] Speaker B: It's not that big of a deal for them to have four days of rest instead of six days rest. [00:41:25] Speaker A: Crazy. [00:41:28] Speaker B: You don't think that, that, you think that that's that big of a deal. [00:41:33] Speaker A: Eight days of rest no, no. [00:41:35] Speaker B: Four days instead of six. [00:41:36] Speaker A: Oh, four days instead of if you go three. [00:41:39] Speaker B: So my answer to the person is like, win, win. To win the first two games and then don't deal with it, dude. Right. If you win the first two games, okay, now they get an extra two days arrest. [00:41:49] Speaker A: Doesn't matter. Regardless, they're kids. [00:41:52] Speaker B: Exactly. What do you think we were doing back then? Dude? These kids. These kids have it way better than they've ever had it in football. They don't let you tackle until two. The season starts. It makes no sense, okay? We were dogging each other in the beginning of June, and then the season didn't start till the end of August. And now. And then these kids are on these pitch limits that they have these 20 days of rest over 20 pitches. [00:42:19] Speaker A: Dude, they like. My second day of practice at Riva Papuana, I was like, shell shock sucked because I didn't know exactly, like, how. What was going on. I was just kind of really learning football at that point, like, playing it for the first time. And there was a drill called. I don't know if it was called the firehouse drill or whatever the fuck Oklahoma or something. Nope, it was not in Oklahoma. It was far crazier than in Oklahoma. So basically everybody takes a number and you go in a circle and one person stands in the middle of the circle and the coach will just call it out, okay? And as soon as he calls it out, that person is running full speed. [00:43:09] Speaker B: So they gotta turn around. [00:43:10] Speaker A: You gotta check them, bro. [00:43:11] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:43:11] Speaker A: So if you're not moving and you're not looking at what's going on, you're gonna get. You're gonna get lit up like a Christmas tree. And I seen some people, like, you go, like, back, bang, bang. And then, like, they might think instinctively, like, the next number that's called is coming from here. But it came. It's coming from, like, their back right side, and they didn't turn and get it. Yeah, and you're just getting lit up from behind. [00:43:36] Speaker B: Heavy, like. [00:43:37] Speaker A: Like whiplash. Like, I watch people get taken off their feet. [00:43:40] Speaker B: Have you ever. We got in trouble at practice this last for Papuana, because we were. We were doing like a duck, duck goose grill. Duck, duck, duck, goose drill. Have you heard of the duck duck goose drill? [00:43:56] Speaker A: Is it similar to, like the. [00:43:57] Speaker B: It's similar to the game. So ever all the kids sit into a circle, right? And they all line up in a circle. [00:44:02] Speaker A: They sit. [00:44:02] Speaker B: They sit. Okay, now there's one guy with the ball that goes around and he duck, duck, Gooses. And then once he taps you on the head, like, you're the goose, right? You gotta run around. Run around the circle and get back into his spot. Like, sit down, right? [00:44:18] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:44:19] Speaker B: So when you run around, he can cut. He cuts across. Like, he can cut across the circle and just lay you out, like, you know what I'm saying? Like, angle, pursuit. [00:44:27] Speaker A: Yeah. So he's running around at the point. [00:44:30] Speaker B: I'm telling you, this kid was like, the slowest kid ever decided to pick, like, the best tackler on the team and got laid out, dude. Laid out. And he was like, he might have got a concussion. I'm being honest. Like, it was like. It had us, like, rethinking things. Like, maybe we shouldn't be doing this. This now. I had nothing to do with it. There was another coach who thought that this was a good idea. I said, I don't know if we should, like, maybe we should tell these kids, like, this. Don't pick him. Don't pick him. This kid's probably still singing stars. I'll be honest. Like, he was out cold. Pretty much got leveled, dude. [00:45:10] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:45:11] Speaker B: It got so bad. Like, some of the older coaches like that, because it's multiple levels came over. It's like, dude, what the are you guys doing? They just looked at us like, what the. I got my head. Hey. I mean, we didn't think it was gonna be that bad. Why is he picking him? Like, why would you pick the best player on the team to get laid out by? You gotta give him. You got to give it to him, though. That's hot, bro. He thought he. He was Justin around. He was Justin who thought he was an all stars shortstop around and find out. [00:45:38] Speaker A: That's it. That's all it came down to. [00:45:40] Speaker B: And he was running as slow as he could. Like, there's just, like, around the circle and just got. Ooh. [00:45:46] Speaker A: Well, you're an idiot. [00:45:47] Speaker B: Yeah, he was. He was big time idiot. [00:45:49] Speaker A: Play stupid games. You know what I like to say to people? Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. [00:45:55] Speaker B: And he's just, like, looking at. He's just like, look at us like that. I'm like, dude, I went up to him after. I'm like, why the would you pick him? He's like, you know, he just, like, didn't even have any answer for me. But that was like, they were. I think that at that point, they were kind of getting fed up with our team, like, because we're like. There was a couple different problems that. That was one of them say, too physical. Like, all Stupid drama between coaches. Like, dumb. Like some coaches quit. [00:46:26] Speaker A: Listen, that's the thing. [00:46:27] Speaker B: There's a lot of dysfunction in sports. People don't get that. There's so much dysfunction, it's nuts. [00:46:32] Speaker A: I feel like I got it. [00:46:33] Speaker B: Parents ruin all the sports. That's what it is. Parents and coaches ruin the sports and the umpires too. [00:46:38] Speaker A: I'd like to get. I, I would very much like to get into coaching. I'm very interested in doing that. I think I'd be a really good coach. [00:46:44] Speaker B: Coach, come take a team down. Down St. Mary's we'll get you in. [00:46:50] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:46:51] Speaker B: Which age bracket are you trying to get to? [00:46:53] Speaker A: I would say 10 years old. I think I would. I could start at that. [00:46:57] Speaker B: I know you do like them young, so that does make sense. You go to 10. 10 to 12. Perfect age range for you. [00:47:03] Speaker A: I know. I need kids that, like, I don't want everybody, like, fumbling over the ball. I need, like, at least, like, three kids that I can count on to, like, have motor skills. And then after that I can. [00:47:13] Speaker B: Are you thinking baseball? [00:47:14] Speaker A: I can work with everything else. Y. Yeah. Baseball, football, and even, like, hockey. Those are like, you know, some of the ones that I eventually want to, I want to dive into. Obviously. You know, when you have a kid, it's, you know, you get, you get involved. So maybe it'd just be a hand in hand thing when that time comes or whatever it may be. Could be before then as well. But. Yeah, I, I, I also don't know. It's you also. There's cons to it. You know, there's definitely cons. There's a lot of cons. It seems like it's 60, 40 on the cons. Months. [00:47:45] Speaker B: This kid, he's just bringing all this stuff. Like, I don't know what. [00:47:48] Speaker A: Llama, Llama. He's just like, maybe easy the. Easy the. Right now having an affair. [00:47:54] Speaker B: Is, Is he having an affair? [00:47:56] Speaker A: Like in, in. Or texting somebody in WhatsApp, or is someone getting murdered? [00:48:01] Speaker B: Like, that's what I want to know. The whole Karen Reed thing, like. Yeah, is something happening where? Like, he's just butt dialing, you know? [00:48:07] Speaker A: Oh, my God. [00:48:08] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:48:08] Speaker A: He's a cop. [00:48:09] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. Something. Something like this is happening. Dude, wait a minute. [00:48:13] Speaker A: I've seen this before. I just got a notification for. This is the most beautiful city in the US According to travelers. [00:48:21] Speaker B: I doubt it. I can already say it's. It's definitely not. [00:48:24] Speaker A: We're gonna see if Al can fucking pick it up. [00:48:27] Speaker B: Okay. Beautiful city. I. Okay. Salt Lake City. Hey, wait, hold on. Is this a main city? Is it. Is it a city that's like a big time city? [00:48:44] Speaker A: I'm really trying to look for the answer here. I feel like I see it, but you got to keep talking. Got to give me a second. [00:48:52] Speaker B: All right, so we're thinking the most beautiful city in the United States. [00:48:55] Speaker A: Oh, okay. Nope, not Salt Lake City. I got it. [00:48:59] Speaker B: Portland, Maine. No, but I'm close. [00:49:04] Speaker A: But you're not even close. [00:49:05] Speaker B: Okay. [00:49:07] Speaker A: Quite literally the complete opposite. [00:49:08] Speaker B: Okay, so if it's completely opposite, it's got to be. It's got to be California somewhere. [00:49:13] Speaker A: No. [00:49:14] Speaker B: All right, so then it's going to be Seattle. [00:49:15] Speaker A: Yep. So Seattle. [00:49:18] Speaker B: Seattle's the answer? [00:49:19] Speaker A: Yes. [00:49:20] Speaker B: No way. All it does is rain in Seattle. They're doing protests. Who did this thing? [00:49:26] Speaker A: The city, which was called out by user King Kings Elite was determined to be the in quotations the best answer, based on a Reddit algorithm which considered of the ratio of upvotes to down votes to identify comments with the high likelihood of being good and backed by a large number of. When I emphasize these words for the listeners in our visuals, I'm putting like air quotes in the air. Backed by a large number of people. Another Reddit user said the second set they. Oh, second Seattle. Nothing better than a clear sunny day when the water is sparkling and the mountain is out. [00:50:06] Speaker B: Oh, I believe. I actually believe that that probably is a nice city. Unfortunately, you get six of those days a year in fucking Seattle. That's why take them off the fucking list. Take algorithms off the list. Take AI off the list. You can't trust someone that's all about fucking algorithms and AI. Another added force list that upvotes on rank Reddit. You know the creatures that are on Reddit that are like consistently on Reddit. [00:50:30] Speaker A: Dude, I've never been. I bet you it's one of those things. I've never been to Chick Fil A. I've never been on Reddit. [00:50:35] Speaker B: I'm going to raising canes after this. [00:50:37] Speaker A: Yes. [00:50:38] Speaker B: That was an easy one. Yeah, my kid's gonna be so pissed if I go without him. But them. [00:50:47] Speaker A: Father's Day's a little around the corner, dude. [00:50:50] Speaker B: We try to go yesterday, there was a line. There was a line down the street. [00:50:55] Speaker A: Dude, I was coming home from softball. It was like. [00:51:00] Speaker B: It's mid. [00:51:00] Speaker A: It was 9, 39, 45. And there was a line on protruding onto Route 1. [00:51:09] Speaker B: I know. They have a cop there 24 7. [00:51:11] Speaker A: They should. I know because someone's gonna die. [00:51:13] Speaker B: Listen Everyone knows raising Cane's mid. I've never had it, but I just know it's mid. I can look at. At the. [00:51:20] Speaker A: Oh, you've never had it. [00:51:21] Speaker B: I've never had it. [00:51:21] Speaker A: So we gotta make a video. [00:51:22] Speaker B: I. At the chicken. I. I know it's mid. It. It's not. They don't give you enough. I bet you the sauce is good. I'm fine with that. Guess what? You can go to Dave's Hot Chicken and get better sauce or at least equally as good a sauce, and you get actual flavor on your chicken. [00:51:38] Speaker A: Dave's Hot Chicken has very good signature sauce. [00:51:41] Speaker B: Yes. They have unbelievable signature sauce. You want some, honey? [00:51:43] Speaker A: That'd be really good if we did a signature sauce rankings. [00:51:47] Speaker B: A taste. A taste off. Do you know what I want to do right now? That I'm definitely going to do, but I'm not going to say it on here because I know that there's some people watching. I guarantee, just by looking at it, Dave's chicken tender is going to be three times the size of Kane's chicken tender. [00:52:05] Speaker A: That's a lot. It's a good. You make another very good point. Something about Dave's. The quality, like the quantity of what you're getting. Is it. Those are. [00:52:13] Speaker B: It fills you up. [00:52:14] Speaker A: Those are slabs of chicken, like the sliders, bro. I can have two sliders and be completely done, and it's not even. It's not even close. [00:52:28] Speaker B: What the hell else was I gonna say? I was gonna say something. Something about Dave's. [00:52:32] Speaker A: I don't know, seasoning on chicken. You mentioned size of chicken. You mentioned signature sauce. Not better, if not equal to Dave's. [00:52:40] Speaker B: I don't. I don't know yet. We're gonna. We're gonna find that out. We're gonna find out the sauce, but I can just tell you you can't. [00:52:45] Speaker A: Great. Because we need content for this goddamn forsaken podcast. [00:52:49] Speaker B: Yes. [00:52:49] Speaker A: Will definitely be a video that we got. [00:52:50] Speaker B: I got a ton of clips in the thing, but I just gotta. I gotta go through. You know, Mark Lewis is cool for this, so. [00:52:56] Speaker A: Oh, awesome. Great. I. I know because you said you were gonna do that one and then it never came back, but. [00:53:00] Speaker B: Well, I gotta get readjusted, so. [00:53:02] Speaker A: Okay, awesome. Whatever. [00:53:04] Speaker B: King Mark Lewis is the executive producer of this podcast. [00:53:07] Speaker A: My father yesterday say. I can't believe it. My fi. Now believe. My father is now just passed it. My father literally said to the lady at the front because we had a rain check for nine holes at Black Swan. Yeah, that's when we left like two weeks ago. But Marco and my. Marco and my brother, my father used them last week. I have not yet to use mine, so they had to use mine. My dad goes, my son Mark Lewis called. I was like, he said the words, Mark Lewis. I was, dude, I. I dropped on a dime. I just looked across from the pro shop, was like, did he just say Mark Lewis was his son? [00:53:46] Speaker B: I don't. [00:53:47] Speaker A: I was like, wait a minute. I was up. I. I don't care. I tell people all the time, like, I don't have a brother named Mark. I have a brother named Marco. You might know him by Mark. But you know my name's Nico. You might know me by sneak. Nick. Louie. [00:54:03] Speaker B: Nick. Nick Lewis. [00:54:05] Speaker A: Nick, dude. [00:54:06] Speaker B: Nick Lewis. [00:54:07] Speaker A: Well, that's true. True. My boy Andy. My boy Andy Restiano is like one of the most. Think about like a pharaoh, like a pharaoh pro. Like just tapped. [00:54:17] Speaker B: Oh, Pharaoh. [00:54:17] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. Like so. [00:54:18] Speaker B: I'd love to get a feral on this thing, but I, I don't. [00:54:21] Speaker A: I don't think that that's possibly. I don't think that's capable. [00:54:25] Speaker B: You don't think Stevie would. Come on. Stevie might. [00:54:28] Speaker A: Ah, they're Stevie's nuts, bro. They just. Just looks like. Looks like the Boston Strangle. He just looks like. He looks. [00:54:37] Speaker B: He's he's like five foot three, dude. Just like a ball of energy. 24. [00:54:42] Speaker A: Seven matter, bro. [00:54:43] Speaker B: Dude, he's got like absolutely ridiculous. [00:54:46] Speaker A: That is the Tasmanian Devil. [00:54:48] Speaker B: If you hear how some of the stories I. It's. [00:54:51] Speaker A: I could only imagine, bro. Cuz Paulie's wedding was lowkey. [00:54:55] Speaker B: Did you go to the bachelor party? [00:54:57] Speaker A: No. [00:54:58] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, you missed some stuff. Yeah, they were jacked up, of course. [00:55:02] Speaker A: Was that the one? Is that the whole story of like the White Fox, the Foxy Lady T shirt shirt? [00:55:09] Speaker B: I think the Foxy Lady T shirt was from mine. I don't think we went to Fox. No, we didn't go to Foxy Lady Fizz. [00:55:14] Speaker A: Okay, okay, okay. But yeah, nonetheless, yeah, on mine we. [00:55:21] Speaker B: Went to Foxy lady and Paulie got. Paulie went in with the tank top. First of all, we went at like 10:30. They just opened the doors. It was rough sledding. There was no one there. Probably better looking girls than going to Wicked Craft, but still not great looking girls. There was no one there. But Paulie walks in, he's got like a Lacoste tank top and they're like, buddy, you can't be showing your arms in here. He's like, what? It's a tank Top like, what's the big deal? We're walking through metal detectors at the Foxy lady. Like, yeah, it's 10:30. We're gonna be in and out in two hours. We're going to Foxwood. It's like, relax. They're like, whatever you do. What you can do is you can buy this T shirt. So they buy the. Buy a T shirt. And it was like. I want to say it was a Patriots local one, wasn't it? [00:56:08] Speaker A: It was, yeah. [00:56:09] Speaker B: It was a Patriots logo 1. [00:56:10] Speaker A: Because he wears it every now and then. [00:56:12] Speaker B: Yeah, he wears it. He's wearing it around and all this stuff. Like a week and a half later, the FBI comes down and seizes every single one of those T shirts that they've ever created. Because I'm guessing some type of copyright infringement or something. Some situation. [00:56:28] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:56:28] Speaker B: So now he's got to collect his idea item. He got my bachelor party because they told him all because he was wearing a Lacoste tank top. They forced him to buy one. Yeah. [00:56:38] Speaker A: So weird. [00:56:40] Speaker B: That is a collector's item, though. I'm kind of wish. I'm kind of pissed I didn't just buy one. [00:56:43] Speaker A: I know. [00:56:44] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:56:44] Speaker A: Now you have it. [00:56:44] Speaker B: Now you got it. [00:56:45] Speaker A: It's that there's some of those things that come out. Oh, like, you can't. I don't know. Did you see the Texas Rangers hat that they were. They were gonna put out? But it's. It. [00:56:56] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, the taters. [00:56:57] Speaker A: It says tatas. [00:56:58] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:56:58] Speaker A: That's actually a great. [00:57:01] Speaker B: I don't know why they didn't have that. [00:57:02] Speaker A: I'm so mad I didn't buy it. I want to see how much that thing. [00:57:06] Speaker B: Someone's going to remake it on Etsy. You just got to look on Etsy or something like that. That's just. It's too good of a hat. Potatoes hat. [00:57:13] Speaker A: That's way too good of a hat. Absolutely right. Tony sees bar that Tatas hat MLB for sale Etsy. [00:57:27] Speaker B: Yeah, Etsy has it right. [00:57:28] Speaker A: 49. 99. [00:57:30] Speaker B: But my question about that is, in what world? If you look at this hat, it doesn't say Texas. It doesn't even look like Texas. Is there an X behind the T? [00:57:39] Speaker A: Yeah, it's supposed to be. [00:57:42] Speaker B: Okay. I could see the X behind the. [00:57:44] Speaker A: T. Who the wrote that up? Like in. [00:57:47] Speaker B: I just think it either looked that. [00:57:50] Speaker A: Up and then like a board of people literally looked at that was like facts. That's. That's the hat I think we got. [00:57:56] Speaker B: So my opinion is that was a publicity stunt. They did that for publicity. They did that for the thing they knew that was going to happen. Because everyone knows what a tata is. Like, I know what a tata is. Everyone knows that tata is a tits. [00:58:09] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:58:10] Speaker B: Anyone that's been around, any Spanish person knows that. [00:58:13] Speaker A: Yes. [00:58:14] Speaker B: So, like, y' all gonna tell me there wasn't one Spanish person in that room or one person like, stop, stop. [00:58:19] Speaker A: Yeah, stop. [00:58:19] Speaker B: It's new era, dude. They do all Spanish hats. It's new era. It's a new era. It's not like it's some like run of the mill company. It's new era. [00:58:26] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:58:28] Speaker B: No way that there was. [00:58:30] Speaker A: I like, I want to get the video footage from like the boardroom, like when they made the decision. They're like facts. You got to drop that. [00:58:37] Speaker B: Yeah. They have every single team. You can get any team you want right now. A Mexican flag version of that hat. Mexican flag Yankees, Mexican flag Red Sox. Red Sox. All the way down the line. It doesn't fucking matter even. [00:58:48] Speaker A: I mean, but like Spanish culture is like all over baseball. [00:58:55] Speaker B: It's all over 100. [00:58:57] Speaker A: Like, I know the Padres have. I'm pretty sure I thought the pot. Maybe the Padres don't. I know the Dodgers have the low Dodgers dirt that they have the Los Dodgers jersey. It. Al's right. There's plenty of like heritage spread throughout. I mean, you don't need a. I agree. [00:59:16] Speaker B: Here's my opinion. Opinion. My opinion is simple. Release it during breast cancer awareness month, like save the boobs campaign. You release those tatas, and I think everyone would buy them. You release that with like maybe a pink. Little pink. Pink on it. Just think how those would go off. I'm sure the rain, the Rangers, the ranges are pretty good this year, aren't they? [00:59:39] Speaker A: They're middle of the road team. Yeah. [00:59:41] Speaker B: They'll make the playoffs. You need to be around in October. October. [00:59:44] Speaker A: I don't know. That's a good call. [00:59:46] Speaker B: Oh, a nice pink hat in October. [00:59:48] Speaker A: You just got me fired up, bro. I gotta go look at this. Because I had a dream about something when I got dreams about sports. Do they usually happen? No, absolutely not. But this one could. I'm taking Joe Shiesty to win the MVP this year. I'm feeling it. And I'm taking the Bengals. I'm doubling back down. I'm taking the Bengals again to win the Super Bowl. [01:00:09] Speaker B: I don't know if I love it. [01:00:11] Speaker A: It's a matter of time. Bro. Bro. [01:00:13] Speaker B: That's what they said about John Elway. [01:00:16] Speaker A: What? What do you mean? [01:00:17] Speaker B: They just say that about John Elway. [01:00:18] Speaker A: It's only a matter of one. Never won. [01:00:21] Speaker B: He won the last two years of his career. That's why I call. I say Josh Allen might, might have that if he's lucky. [01:00:26] Speaker A: That's Josh. [01:00:27] Speaker B: He was in the league for like 16 years. He was supposed to be. He was always one of the best quarterbacks. [01:00:31] Speaker A: Very, very early. Super Bowl, Bills, Ravens, Chiefs, these are all starting at 700. Eagles 750. I can't believe the Eagles are the fourth favorite. Like they literally have the exact same team team Lions at a thousand and then the Cincinnati Bengals. [01:00:49] Speaker B: All right, so what's the odds for Shiesty mvp? [01:00:52] Speaker A: I'm looking right now. I'm, I'm, I'm, I said this. I'm going to put in two significant futures bets for, for football. I'm pretty good at football. [01:01:02] Speaker B: You say that, but I'm pretty good at football. You've been on this podcast before. We used to do. [01:01:05] Speaker A: He's plus 600. [01:01:09] Speaker B: That's low. So he's what, like the fourth or fifth favorite? [01:01:14] Speaker A: Yeah, sure. [01:01:15] Speaker B: Who's number one? [01:01:17] Speaker A: Lamar at plus 500, which is like sickening. [01:01:21] Speaker B: So he's the fourth favorite quarterback. That kind of makes sense. [01:01:24] Speaker A: He's the fourth favorite quarterback. Yeah. Jaden Daniels at plus 850. That's kind of nuts. [01:01:31] Speaker B: Yeah, I mean I, you just have. [01:01:33] Speaker A: To do a lot and you have to win consistently. Like, like, I'm not going to lie. Lamar could have won that MVP last year. [01:01:41] Speaker B: Oh, 100% th percent. [01:01:44] Speaker A: Rookie of the Year, Ash and Gente plus 250. I mean that's plus 320. Travis Hunter at plus 900. That is worth going on 100%. [01:01:54] Speaker B: That's worth, that's a th percent worth. [01:01:55] Speaker A: Going on because he has the ability to play one. Not only he has both sides of the ball. [01:02:00] Speaker B: If he gets like three or four interceptions and gets like six touchdowns, just give him the award. [01:02:06] Speaker A: Facts. The only way that is if not is if genti breaks like 1500 yards and has like 10 touchdowns. [01:02:12] Speaker B: Right, I know, but that's like you're a beast on both side of the ball. I, I like four or five interceptions. You're like, I know, top five in the league. [01:02:20] Speaker A: Okay, but if I give you a hundred, one hundred yard average in a, in a touchdown, almost touchdown per game. [01:02:26] Speaker B: I bet. But who's more valuable when you're getting five interceptions and six to 10. [01:02:32] Speaker A: Look at the position of the team. Team. Those are both two ass teams. Right. And the Jaguars. Yeah. I like, I like Travis Hunter there. I'm glad I looked Defensive player of the year. Like, if you're grabbing that, that's so hard. How are you? And here's another thing, Al. How are you the offensive player of the year, not the mvp? [01:02:54] Speaker B: I, it's, it's just. I almost feel like they should just get rid of offensive player of the year backs. But I guess so. What they're saying is, is like God forbid they give it to a defensive player for mvp. At least they still got the offensive player. [01:03:13] Speaker A: I just don't know how Jamat. Like, it. Doesn't Jamat Chase win offensive player? Is Jamat Chase gonna win offensive player of the Year? Joe Burrow wins mvp. No. Is Joe Burrow just going to win both? [01:03:28] Speaker B: Yeah, but look here, it's a tough. [01:03:30] Speaker A: Offensive player of the year. There's not one quarterback on this list. Oh, yeah, look. Joe Burrow at +5000. So I essentially. [01:03:38] Speaker B: This is what happens. This is how they do it. This is how they do it. I'll tell you, it's very simple. Usually MVP goes to quarterback. Usually offensive goes to a position player. That's just what they do. It's all a gaff. [01:03:50] Speaker A: Listen, Mike Rabel's +750 for coach of the year. I'm also going to probably put that in some somewhere. [01:03:57] Speaker B: But he gets to 10 wins. I mean, can you, can you take it away from him? [01:04:02] Speaker A: You got to see what Ben Johnson does with the Bears. [01:04:05] Speaker B: The Bears. Da Bears. [01:04:07] Speaker A: That's the only people I'm concerned about. I'm not worried about Duvall. I know that. That's for damn sure. Not worried about Aaron Glenn and the Jets. Dude, the jets are gonna suck. The jets are going to suck. I don't know if people really think that Justin Fields could help them out, but, God, they are gonna suck some ass. Let's see, what else did I have out of the AOL stream? I had something else. I had something else here for Bruce Springsteen delivers stark warming, stark warning. I don't know what the that even means. All right, must be gone now. But there was. There was. I think it was last week. And I thought that I saved it, but I guess I didn't. A guy won the lottery and his girlfriend, like ghosted him. I think that that's like the craziest thing. She took all the money. [01:05:13] Speaker B: She took the money. Wait, wait, hold on. [01:05:15] Speaker A: Story. I sent it to you. I know. I screenshot it. [01:05:17] Speaker B: Didn't we talk about this? This isn't the same thing. Thing. [01:05:21] Speaker A: Not I don't know. [01:05:22] Speaker B: She took the money? [01:05:24] Speaker A: Yes, she took the money. These are all, like, daily stuff. This was last week. Lottery winner. [01:05:37] Speaker B: Wait, hold on. [01:05:37] Speaker A: You. [01:05:37] Speaker B: I know you sent me a screenshot of something, and I was like, I don't know what that is. Oh, man wins 3.6 million lottery. Now he claims his girlfriend took the money and goes to them. That's what she was sending. [01:05:47] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:05:48] Speaker B: Hold on a second, guys. I hope you can see this. He. This is the screenshot he sent me. Didn't screen send me a screenshot of the thing. It's every single notification that he's gotten in the past three months. That's what he sent me and expected me to know. Okay, that top story is the story I want to talk about. [01:06:07] Speaker A: Yeah, well, now we have to look up the story. Yep, I'm doing it right now. [01:06:11] Speaker B: Man wins 3.6 million. [01:06:17] Speaker A: Man. Sue's girlfriend for ghost him after winning 3.6 million. Larry. Hey, look at that New York Post. Oh. A Canadian man said he hit the jackpot, then got left in the lurch. [01:06:29] Speaker B: In the lurch. [01:06:31] Speaker A: Lawrence Campbell of Winnipeg, you know, claimed he. He paid for a lottery ticket that turned out to be a 3.6 million in equivalent $5 million winner, but couldn't officially collect the winnings because he had lost his wallet and id. So his long time. What? So his longtime girlfriend, Crystal McKay, collected the prize instead. But instead of living a luxury life together, McKay allegedly ghosted Campbell, who is now suing her to recoup the cash. [01:07:05] Speaker B: All right, so I looked at this totally different one. Like, this has obviously happened before because I'm looking at hearing that happened in London, and it's 3.6 million as well. [01:07:17] Speaker A: Interesting. [01:07:19] Speaker B: I guess you don't want to win 3.6 million. Are you going to lose your broad? $3.6 million is great money. I'm not going to say, like, I wouldn't want to win that. Obviously I'd want to win that. Would you want to blow up your entire Life over 3.6 million? Let's just say he took that. That broad took that money. Like you're going to jail for a bit. Like you ain't getting that money back bag. [01:07:41] Speaker A: I know. Like what. Like, what are you going to do? So you're going to. It's like, that's how in your treat. [01:07:45] Speaker B: I'd rather go rob a, you know, a storage facility for 3.6 million. Like, Brink's job status. [01:07:50] Speaker A: But I mean, just like smooth robbing. [01:07:53] Speaker B: Your boyfriend like that. Who's the first person they're looking at. They're looking at you, dude. [01:07:57] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:07:57] Speaker B: How you even say so? [01:07:58] Speaker A: You're tra. You're trading t. Like you just got. [01:08:00] Speaker B: A new set of tits and a new bbl. Like, where you get that money, bro? [01:08:04] Speaker A: Yeah, like, have fun with that in jail. [01:08:06] Speaker B: Yeah, I hope you got your lips done too. You know, I agree with you, bro. [01:08:12] Speaker A: I don't know why you would. You would trade living a luxurious life for like, maybe you get away for like a month, two months. You're obviously a idiot. You're going to turn. [01:08:22] Speaker B: Just live with the guy, go get a tennis instructor. And the tennis instructor. That's all. That's what she should have done. [01:08:28] Speaker A: Just go. The tennis instructor. That's. [01:08:30] Speaker B: That's it. [01:08:31] Speaker A: That's it. [01:08:31] Speaker B: That's all. [01:08:32] Speaker A: And. [01:08:32] Speaker B: And then keep the money. Split it. [01:08:34] Speaker A: And then. [01:08:34] Speaker B: You know what I mean? Then maybe he up. Maybe he up. See, that's what you get to do. [01:08:38] Speaker A: Or maybe he dies. [01:08:39] Speaker B: Maybe he dies. Or maybe you should just hire someone to fuck him up. And then you get the divorce. Then you get half the money. Then you can leave his ass. [01:08:46] Speaker A: Right? Or play it smarter. Should have totally played the long game there. Should have definitely thought about getting settled down, getting married and then getting a divorce. You would have got everything for half. You're a fucking idiot. [01:09:01] Speaker B: You're greedy. Yeah, you want it. You wanted the whole thing instead of half. [01:09:04] Speaker A: Women think that they know exactly what to do. Should have came to the Bad Brains podcast, buddy. We could have helped you out a lot. Ms. McKay. [01:09:13] Speaker B: Ed Bassmaster. [01:09:15] Speaker A: What the are you doing? [01:09:17] Speaker B: You don't know who Ed Bassmaster is? [01:09:22] Speaker A: Is that the guy that just randomly walks up to people? [01:09:25] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah. [01:09:26] Speaker A: That's like Yako the Clown, dude. That's hilarious. [01:09:29] Speaker B: Yako the Clown's funny too. Both those people are wicked funny. But listen to this. Okay? [01:09:33] Speaker A: Yucko the Clown. Yucko the Clown is pretty fucking funny, though. [01:09:36] Speaker B: I'm gonna tell you something right now. [01:09:38] Speaker A: Because you can't never get that again. [01:09:39] Speaker B: These. And my wife's gonna probably hear this. She's gonna probably get pissed. But listen, these graduation parties are getting fucking un. Fucking believable. Why are we celebrating a kid graduating kindergarten? I do not understand it. Like, they graduated kindergarten. They're calling it moving on ceremonies. I gotta go drive up to New Hampshire tonight. An hour and a fucking half in the middle of traffic. Of course it's at 5 o' clock. This ceremony that only lasts 15 minutes. And we gotta stop our entire fucking life for kindergarten's graduation. She's giving me the finger because now she's hearing it. I'm telling you right now. When are we. Are we gonna do this every single year? Like, first grade, you gotta do it. Second grade, you gotta do it. Like, it's just society in general, general, that they. Why are they doing these ceremonies? [01:10:28] Speaker A: It might be for me, it. I don't. [01:10:30] Speaker B: I get like. So my kids have one tomorrow. It's a fifth grade going into middle school. Like, I feel like we all. We all had that. [01:10:36] Speaker A: That's fine. That's. Yeah. Skyla had the worst one of those of all time. Yeah, that Shula, Kylie. Like, it was. It was so bad. I felt so bad for me. And I was like, ma, you have to buy her whatever she wants. Like horses, whatever the fuck she plays with. I don't care. [01:10:52] Speaker B: I think she did that. [01:10:54] Speaker A: I feel so bad. Like, anyhow, these fake graduations are getting insane. It's ridiculous. [01:11:02] Speaker B: It's crazy. [01:11:04] Speaker A: I get it. You can from going. If you're going from middle school to high school, that's the biggest step. That's where I feel like 8th grade graduation is where it should be. You should have an eighth grade graduation. That's honestly it. [01:11:15] Speaker B: I agree. I think eighth grade, I don't even. You know. Yeah, okay, let's say you should not have. [01:11:19] Speaker A: You should not have a graduation from going from elementary school or whatever, the school district to middle school to middle school. [01:11:24] Speaker B: The best part is my kid, right? He's graduating fifth grade. Right? He's going into sixth grade. He's not even going to a new building. He's walking down the hall to sixth grade. Like it's not even a new building. That should at least be the thing. Like, if they go into a new building. [01:11:39] Speaker A: It wasn't even a big thing in Georgetown. Georgetown has a middle high school. The high school is on the second floor floor. The middle school is on the third floor. That's it. So just like Al just said, you. [01:11:58] Speaker B: Just walk downstairs if you ever want. [01:11:59] Speaker A: To see some hot older girls, go to the bathroom in eighth grade and go down to the second floor. [01:12:04] Speaker B: That's probably dangerous for you. [01:12:06] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:12:06] Speaker B: Not a lot of Latinas, though, in Georgetown. [01:12:09] Speaker A: None. [01:12:09] Speaker B: None. [01:12:10] Speaker A: None. [01:12:11] Speaker B: All white, pink. [01:12:12] Speaker A: That's why I knew I hated pink nipples. [01:12:15] Speaker B: Yeah. So I'm not even mad. I'm not mad that I have to go to like a. I'm mad more mad. [01:12:19] Speaker A: And listen, I'm not trying to bother anybody and I'm not trying to shoot anyone down. Listen, having a kid must be Fantastic. This is not spiteful thought or anything like that. I just think that this is crazy. Celebrating every month that the child is born from when he is born. [01:12:36] Speaker B: I agree. [01:12:36] Speaker A: That's bad to about like. [01:12:39] Speaker B: So laying them on that blanket. Yeah. That shows that it's two months, three months, four months when you're doing that. [01:12:45] Speaker A: That I feel like you're taking away from yearly birthday. You really are. What? Why don't you just celebrate the birthday. [01:12:53] Speaker B: One year or keep it to yourself in your little scrapbook? [01:12:56] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, or that. Yeah, or that. I mean, I just don't get it. Maybe it's like you don't get it. You don't appreciate because you're not a parent. Like, all right, maybe. But I also don't see the point in that because I mean, I know my parents didn't celebrate me being 16 months old. Like ain't no one give a about that. Like, ah, this kid's a pain in the ass. You know what I mean? Yeah, I'm sure you're. I know your parents. [01:13:19] Speaker B: No, I was like the third kid. [01:13:21] Speaker A: Dude, are you soft and didn't celebrate when you were 10 months old? [01:13:27] Speaker B: I wasn't breastfed. I didn't get the tit. I slept in a crib. The other two got to sleep in the bed. So maybe that's how. That's, maybe that's the reason why I am, I am listening. Listen. [01:13:39] Speaker A: I was the black sheep of my family for. [01:13:41] Speaker B: Maybe this is why I love tits so much though, Chris. Maybe that's what it is. You know, maybe this is why I love tits so much because I just. My mother never gave me hers. [01:13:50] Speaker A: You know, I don't believe my mother gave me me hers either. And I'm also a huge boob guy. [01:13:56] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. So see? Hell yeah, let's go. That's why we're get us those tatas hats. We need them. [01:14:02] Speaker A: Yeah, dude, honestly. [01:14:04] Speaker B: Yeah, we do need those ta. We need them, kid. [01:14:06] Speaker A: Yeah, bro, but yeah, I. It's not, it's not to be meaning disrespectful. I personally don't think that it's necessary. I agree with my kid. If my wife wants to do it, by all means, have at it. If you want to post about it, like, I'm not going to tell you. I can't tell you no to do that. [01:14:29] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:14:29] Speaker A: I just wouldn't. I'm just not going to do it. I'm not celebrating in my kids 14th month of being born. I'm just not doing that. [01:14:38] Speaker B: I know, I know. They they want to celebrate this thing. But you know what it is, though? It's social media. Shows me she. Social media killed everything because everyone feels like they have to do it. They think, like, that makes you a good mother, all that stuff. [01:14:49] Speaker A: But, like, my question is. [01:14:51] Speaker B: That's terrible, Nico. I want you to give me your. Who you'd be more mad at right now. Me, right? We have. We. Obviously we have to go to this graduation now. I love this family. Family more than anything. I want to put that out there. This kid's like one of my favorite kids in the world. My little nephew. So he's like the coolest little dude in the world. So I'm gonna have a good time. [01:15:09] Speaker A: He's a super cool dude. [01:15:11] Speaker B: Super cool dude. We have to go up to New Hampshire for kindergarten graduation. 3:30. We gotta leave a tree now, is what I was told this morning. We gotta leave it three because there could be a lot of traffic. And the. The ceremony is only 15 minutes. We gotta drive to New Hampshire, have this ceremony. Okay? We're in the middle of baseball season. Playoffs are starting tomorrow, so we can't practice tonight. All that stuff. We got All Stars next week, so we're in the middle of baseball. Who do you think I should be more mad at? Should I be mad at my wife? [01:15:41] Speaker A: I would be mad at your wife right now. [01:15:43] Speaker B: Or do. Or do. Am I. Or am I. Should I be more mad that we even got an invite to a. To a kid's graduation? [01:15:51] Speaker A: Listen, family's huge. Gotta love family. 8th grade grad, kindergarten graduation in the middle of the week, week up in New Hampshire and in the middle of the day. That sucks ass. I'm not. It's. You can't be mad, but you can't be mad at your wife. It's just an unfortunate circumstance that they're even having an event like that. [01:16:11] Speaker B: That's what I'm saying. You know what? [01:16:13] Speaker A: I'm blaming this guy shouldn't even. [01:16:14] Speaker B: I'm blaming the school. [01:16:15] Speaker A: You guys shouldn't be allowed to be invited. You should not be invited. [01:16:18] Speaker B: I know. How many tickets do they have? We got like 30 people going to this thing. How many tickets? [01:16:24] Speaker A: How many tickets? Are you live. [01:16:25] Speaker B: Yeah, I don't. How many tickets they get, man, you know what? It's New Hampshire. They probably were in the. Probably a field house for this, like, Southern New Hampshire stadium. Yes. Chris, you looking at me? [01:16:35] Speaker A: No. [01:16:36] Speaker B: So we were invited if it was outside, but then if it had a move inside for rain, then we wouldn't be able. [01:16:41] Speaker A: What If I call him a bomb threat. [01:16:43] Speaker B: Oh, that's a great idea. I should have thought about that. So you're telling me if it rained out, we would have. We would have got off the hook? No, we would have went up for dinner. We would have went up for dinner. Listen, I'll have a good time when I get up there, but I'm going to complain about it. That's just. I. What. What I do. Okay, we're gonna complain about it because if it was switched around and she had to go do something stupid, she would just say the same thing. [01:17:04] Speaker A: That's me too, though. Let me just. [01:17:06] Speaker B: Like that's it. Complain me. [01:17:08] Speaker A: Let me complain about it and then when I'm there, I'll be good. Yeah, I'm chilling. I'm not gonna be snarky at nobody. I'm not gonna like go sit in the corner and grab my hog. Like I'm gonna be present and we'll. [01:17:20] Speaker B: Be around 10 year kindergarten kids. You might grab a hog. [01:17:22] Speaker A: Well, yeah. Right. So. But yeah, no, I. It's not bad to just complain about things every once in a while. [01:17:32] Speaker B: Yeah, it gets. It gets everything out. I'm more mad that I have a wedding on Saturday. I'm all mad about that. [01:17:38] Speaker A: You have a wedding on Saturday. [01:17:40] Speaker B: So. [01:17:40] Speaker A: Okay. [01:17:41] Speaker B: She's shaking her head like, don't complain. Don't complain so much going on. [01:17:45] Speaker A: Where's. [01:17:47] Speaker B: Where's the north. Down, actually. So it's that same loads in the north end. So I mean, that's another thing. I'll have a great time when I get there. But it's just like, it's like when you got to do stuff, it's like it's pushing everything else back. [01:17:59] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:18:01] Speaker B: So I want to tell people these two weeks. Stop doing these two weeks in June. Like there's too much going on with sports. Stop. Put it down the line. There's nothing going on on after the foot. So do it in July. You know what I mean? Then there's no. Then no one has to worry about other going you got. [01:18:24] Speaker A: Is it called bro? Father's Day's on Sunday too. [01:18:26] Speaker B: Yeah, Father's Day. I think I have practice for baseball on Father's Day. [01:18:31] Speaker A: Who gives a happy Father's Day? [01:18:34] Speaker B: Yeah, well, you probably have a kid somewhere. You just don't know about it yet. You think that's possible? [01:18:43] Speaker A: No, no, it's not possible. It's not possible. [01:18:48] Speaker B: I don't know. [01:18:49] Speaker A: It's just not. [01:18:50] Speaker B: You don't know if it's possible or not? [01:18:52] Speaker A: I do Know what if she was. [01:18:54] Speaker B: Like, listen, this kid, there's no way he's going to be like a fit father. So I'm just gonna, you know, try to get some other guy trapped. So then she got like a guy trapped with like a full time job and all that stuff. And you do have a kid running around. You don't know. [01:19:07] Speaker A: Thank you. No, thank. Thank you. At this point. Thank you. Can't. Can't do it right now. Can't do it. Yeah, can't do it. [01:19:14] Speaker B: Even though it seems like you are desperate to have a kid. [01:19:18] Speaker A: I'm not desperate to have a kid. Not really. I'd like to be more in a, in a better living. Let me be in a better living situation. I mean, I don't have to, in my eyes, I don't have to have a house to have a kid. Would that be ideal? I mean, again, you got to cross that road when you get there. But I mean, if I'm in like a, if we're like a nice spacious, you know, I'm living with my, you know, whatever it is, girlfriend, fucking fiance at the time, we're expecting a baby like in this next room. And there's in the end. And it can work out so fudgeing be it. You know, you make it work. You're not going to sit there and stomp your feet on the ground, so. But would having a house first before a kid be ideal? Yeah. Would that be ideal? So I gotta upgrade. I want to upgrade the living situation, get a dog, upgrade my car. That's the next three things after my vacation. Since I still have not figured out what to do, what I'm gonna do about this ticket. But what ticket? The extra Bad bunny ticket that I have. [01:20:22] Speaker B: Oh, that Bad bunny ticket. I think you should try to make some type of content on. [01:20:25] Speaker A: That's what I'm saying. I just don't know. I'm trying. You think? I. I just don't know how to like put it. I'm trying to think about how to put it. I always kind of like, I've had a couple of rough drafts in my head. Should I just be like, hey, listen, I don't know. [01:20:40] Speaker B: Listen, I got a ticket to Bad Bunny. My girlfriend left me, so. It was for her. She's from Puerto Rico. I got it for her birthday. She left me high and dry. That's fine. We're gonna make the best out of it. We're gonna make lemonade. When you get handed lemons, right? [01:20:56] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, exactly one of those things. [01:20:58] Speaker B: And what we're going to do is we're going to put it out there to the people. Apply now. [01:21:03] Speaker A: I'm looking for. Yeah, apply, yeah, applications. [01:21:07] Speaker B: We're taking applications. [01:21:08] Speaker A: Taking applications, yeah. [01:21:10] Speaker B: Under advisement. [01:21:10] Speaker A: Not even trying to be, like, weird. And again, I am not one of those people like, you got to suck me dry. Like, no, that's not that. Listen, it would be nice if it was, like, it was someone that, you know is from that. If it's from that area or has been to that area, you know, something like that. Something. Someone that's interested in obviously going, not just like, oh, my God, it's a Bad Bunny show. Just have to go, like, nah, I mean, you know, like, you gotta have a good time, dude. I'm just trying to have a good time. [01:21:35] Speaker B: He's trying to have a good time. [01:21:36] Speaker A: That's it. I'm going to the show regardless. So. [01:21:41] Speaker B: No, if you're on the phone, you're on the phone. I was gonna ask you, have you. [01:21:44] Speaker A: Weigh in, but just go, do you want to weigh in when you come back, Chrissy? Awesome. All right. [01:21:49] Speaker B: Yeah, she'll weigh in. [01:21:50] Speaker A: She'll weigh in. She'll weigh in from a female's perspective when she comes back. But, yeah, I have an Extra Bad Bunny ticket. Nine, seven. If you're listening to the show or if you're a friend of the show that's listening to the show, you want to send it to somebody, clip it, ship it. We'll probably get it out there in two. [01:22:04] Speaker B: Two years. [01:22:05] Speaker A: In seven. Yeah. But I've already came back from the concert. By the time the clips. By the time the trip come out. Yeah, I got an Extra Bad Bunny ticket. I'm looking for somebody to come with me. You're paying for your stay and your flight? I got the ticket. The tickets cost. [01:22:21] Speaker B: Oh, so they pay for the. For the flight and the stay. Oh, you're not going to get that many applicants. [01:22:26] Speaker A: I'm not flying somebody out to come to the show. It. It cost you less than half the amount of money to get both of those things than how much the ticket cost. [01:22:35] Speaker B: Oh, I didn't even want to know how much was the ticket. Was it crazy? [01:22:38] Speaker A: Yes. It's the most I've ever spent on a. Yeah. [01:22:42] Speaker B: Why was it so much money? [01:22:43] Speaker A: Because it's Bad Bunny and it's in Puerto Rico. [01:22:46] Speaker B: But I thought he was there all the time. [01:22:47] Speaker A: No. And. And. And when you're in Puerto Rico and he does shows, he only makes it exclusive to residents, so think about that. [01:22:56] Speaker B: Oh, so you reseal. So you got on the reseal? [01:22:58] Speaker A: Yes. [01:22:59] Speaker B: Okay. [01:23:00] Speaker A: But I did it because I wanted to 1. I definitely wanted to go. I thought that this would be like I. [01:23:07] Speaker B: You thought you were going to reignite the flame like. Cuz they had that good vacation to start. He's like, oh, we're going to go back to Puerto Rico. You know, we're going to have that fun that we had before and we're going to go to a bad bunny car. And then it all went to. [01:23:20] Speaker A: Yeah. But okay, needless, that's all done with. [01:23:25] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:23:26] Speaker A: I've been. I've been trying to tell everybody if I bring. If I bring that up or if that's been brought up, that like, you know, check me respectfully, like, because I don't want to do it. [01:23:35] Speaker B: Yeah. No one wants to talk to. [01:23:36] Speaker A: I'm. I'm good. No one wants to hear about it. I don't want to talk about it. I sound like a fool, but just for the sake of the story, I do have to backline. Like that's where this all came from. From. I. I just thought every person that's either like a native Puerto Rican or Latina in general, they're like like people looking at me like I have a ticket to like Charlie's Chocolate Factory. [01:23:58] Speaker B: This is crazy, dude. So. So my. So I think you got to put this in. White girls need not apply. I think you should put that in the thing. Like if you're white, don't apply. We want Latina girls only. Like Latina for. For life right now. [01:24:12] Speaker A: I mean it's. [01:24:13] Speaker B: I don't know if you. That white girls don't apply to this. [01:24:17] Speaker A: I mean you could be half. You could be half and half. Like that's. That's a case that I ran into. So it's. That's totally fine. But yeah, I'm just. [01:24:26] Speaker B: You want them to be down with the culture. [01:24:28] Speaker A: It would be great. It would be great. It's awesome. For me. Like I seen it firsthand. So maybe that's why it's kind of like a spoiling thought. Like I just was navigated around this island. Like you have no idea. In like it was a great, great time. I'm not looking for that. I don't need that. I know where I would go now or I have a few friends that I've connected with that are like from there guy. There was like a kid that came to Wicked that we were just chopping it up and he was telling me about like how he stays in Puerto Rico sometimes And he just gave me his Instagram like page and all that. And he's like, dude, like, you ever need somewhere to stay, I have like an Airbnb down there. Or like, you ever need somewhere to go and things to do, I got him like lots of people. Awesome people. Great. So. Yep. So flip it up. Nine, seven. Bad Bunny, Puerto Rico. It's going down. One ticket available to go with your boy. And not tooting my own horn, I am quite a fun time. [01:25:24] Speaker B: So I did see you in the. The wicked craft video with your tooth all hanging out. [01:25:28] Speaker A: And that was a bad time. Yeah, that those. The teeth broke just before that. [01:25:33] Speaker B: That. [01:25:33] Speaker A: Imagine that I broke them at La Familia. They fell out of the napkin onto the floor. So. Unfortunate occurrence. But you know, take it or leave it. My teeth will be. My teeth will listen me and my teeth will be there. All right. Hell yeah. [01:25:49] Speaker B: I gotta tell you, I gotta ask you a question because it's honestly one of the funniest texts that I've read in a while. [01:25:55] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:25:56] Speaker B: And has pertain with you. I go to you usually on Thursday. You have a therapist appointment, right? [01:26:04] Speaker A: Well, no one knew about that until right now. But no, you've told. [01:26:06] Speaker B: You said it on here. [01:26:07] Speaker A: Have I? [01:26:07] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:26:08] Speaker A: Oh, all right. [01:26:08] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, you've said it on here. [01:26:10] Speaker A: Okay. Yeah. I'm in therapy. [01:26:11] Speaker B: He's in therapy. And you said to me, you're like back and forth. You know, I'm basically ready to drop this therapist. [01:26:19] Speaker A: I'm thinking that, like. Well, I thought I took a step back. Maybe it just. I should. I shouldn't go every week. Maybe I should go every two weeks or every. Maybe every three weeks so I have more. More things to talk about, you know, because she's just yawning. Just. [01:26:36] Speaker B: See, I just boring the out of your therapist. [01:26:39] Speaker A: Yeah, about my therapist. [01:26:44] Speaker B: She's bored. That's. [01:26:46] Speaker A: I think I'm boring her to death in like good night. You on multiple times. [01:26:51] Speaker B: No, she didn't. [01:26:52] Speaker A: Maybe she seven, eight times. I think she might be cut like FaceTime. No, she didn't like 18 times. [01:27:03] Speaker B: Did you like it? Like, I would have got self conscious facts. What the. Yeah, yeah, he's definitely self conscious. [01:27:09] Speaker A: What you think I told Al, I'm like, yeah, I think I'm a ch. I think I'm a chalk this week up. [01:27:14] Speaker B: Why don't you just say like, are you tied? You seem to be yawning a lot. [01:27:17] Speaker A: I don't want to do that. That's what happened. What was it like about the girl I. I think she. I think she might just be sick of my. She's just like, all right, dude, you got to get over it. But it's not even really. It's. It's not been constantly about that, though. [01:27:32] Speaker B: It's other. Chris, stop. [01:27:34] Speaker A: I'm learning about, like, attachment styles and, like, that, and I'm learning about, like, myself, and I'm talking about, like, how I'm trying to, like, I finally got a second job job, like, you know, like. [01:27:43] Speaker B: So my question is, you think you're better off to, like, just, like, put her camera off and, like, don't even look at her camera? Like, do you think she had a crazy night out? [01:27:55] Speaker A: No, I think she has low blood sugar. [01:27:59] Speaker B: So you think that the. The therapist would be like, super young and she had a crazy night out? That's what you think? Crazy? It's not that he's born this girl to death? No, I don't think that's what. What it is. [01:28:08] Speaker A: Well, that's great, cuz I think that's what it is. So. [01:28:11] Speaker B: I'm sorry. It's a little funny. It's the funniest thing ever. [01:28:14] Speaker A: Yeah, it's great. It's great when you're paying for a service and getting laughed at and yawned at. [01:28:17] Speaker B: Wait, you got to pay for it or is it to go through insurance? [01:28:19] Speaker A: I pay for a portion of it. [01:28:21] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. You know what that just means, like, you guys just aren't meshing. Like, you need to find something sometimes that happens. [01:28:27] Speaker A: Like, yeah, it's. It's become a little. It's become a little stagnant. But I can't lie. Like, I'm not gonna lie. There's. There's not a lot to talk about because I kind of made an. Like I just said, I made an oath to stop talking about that. I don' really want to do it anymore. I'm good with it. I'm like, I've. [01:28:42] Speaker B: And it's really the only thing that's kind of. [01:28:44] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? And. But here's the thing about therapy. I try to not make it all about that because I know that I needed help with myself as well. So, like, basically we've got through the chapter of, like, talking about all that, the exit, the closure and all those things. We checked all those boxes. So I think all those boxes are checked. And now, like, this types of conversation is. Is like, less. Less like revving it up, you know? [01:29:09] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not like, I get people. [01:29:13] Speaker A: No, like, no big yawns. [01:29:16] Speaker B: No, like the Cowardly lion. [01:29:18] Speaker A: There's been a cow. There's been cowardly lions. There's been like. [01:29:23] Speaker B: This girl. You were born this broad to death. Dude. This is hilarious. [01:29:28] Speaker A: I'm imagine this. [01:29:29] Speaker B: Maybe she just has. [01:29:30] Speaker A: Maybe she has what I get for going to therapy. This is what I, I get. This is what I get. What the is this? [01:29:37] Speaker B: So you just dreading it when you go there? Like how many times she going to yawn? Do you want see her in person? [01:29:42] Speaker A: No. Oh, just no. And I never will. No. I, I, I, I blatantly canceled the, like, I didn't need, I just, I, I didn't need someone yawning in front of me for an hour. I just didn't need that. Just the whole time. I'm not going to lie. It kind of tilts me. [01:29:59] Speaker B: Yeah, well, I could see it could tell you a little bit. [01:30:01] Speaker A: That's not cool. I stood in front of you for an hour and yawned in front of you. You would have knocked me out. [01:30:06] Speaker B: Yeah, no, it's crazy. It's honestly nuts that she's yawning that much. Do you think you need another one? He probably rolls. I don't know what the to do. [01:30:18] Speaker A: I don't know what the to do. I'm like, oh my God, I'm doing worse. She just keeps yawning, dude. [01:30:22] Speaker B: One time I had Jerry duty. [01:30:24] Speaker A: So I, I, at one point last week, I wanted to be like, hey, do you think we should just probably end this call early beyond eight times times. [01:30:31] Speaker B: We. One time I had jury duty and I couldn't stop yawning and like falling asleep, dude, at the same time. Like, and it's just like I figured this is what this girl's doing cuz they were talking about this accent. I'm like, I got no interest whatsoever with this prosecutor is talking about like, I can't believe they put me on this jury. That's what this girl's doing to you. [01:30:49] Speaker A: It was basically like FaceTiming. Like my friend that was just hung over on that couch. [01:30:53] Speaker B: She's basically stealing money from you by just falling asleep. [01:30:56] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. At that point, I think I might, I. [01:30:59] Speaker B: Was she like interactive? [01:31:01] Speaker A: Like, was she at first f At first. [01:31:05] Speaker B: Maybe she needs some espresso. [01:31:07] Speaker A: Now she's just basically like, like, just grow up, big boy. [01:31:11] Speaker B: Maybe she needs some espresso. Yeah, maybe she needs some coffee. [01:31:15] Speaker A: Yeah, that's good. How the am I gonna help with that? You know what I mean? Never gonna help with that. [01:31:21] Speaker B: Comfortable. Personally, I would, I would. Thanks, Chrissy. You're really helping him out. [01:31:26] Speaker A: Yes. Sick. [01:31:27] Speaker B: Chris. [01:31:27] Speaker A: Yeah, Chris, great advice. [01:31:29] Speaker B: You feel uncomfortable. We know you feel uncomfortable. [01:31:31] Speaker A: What a great insight. [01:31:35] Speaker B: I do it every night to you. You tell me all your stuff. You stop babbling. And I just. And I just yawn. And just the other day she was talking. She talked so much. What were you talking about? I don't even remember what it. Oh, she was talking about Simone Biles, this whole thing. Did you hear about this whole Simone Biles thing? [01:31:51] Speaker A: No. [01:31:52] Speaker B: So I. I don't even know. I didn't process what. Not one thing of this thing. She went on for like, I swear to God, 30 straight minutes. And she was just going and going and going. Tell me stories about Simone Biles is fighting with this person over this and telling the whole entire story. I started. I broke out into a laughter that I've never seen. I'm like. You actually think I processed one thing you said that's like how much I was like dying laughing. I'm like, she didn't stop talking. Like she came. She couldn't even breathe. She has Covid, right? She had Covid. And she had plenty of lung space to just speak for 30 straight minutes. And I just bust out into laugh. Like you actually think that I'm listening to what you're saying? I don't know. Yeah, she was going on. [01:32:35] Speaker A: You went on a little tangent. [01:32:36] Speaker B: Yeah, I was with. Probably with her on the Karen Reed, then she switched into Simone Biles. [01:32:41] Speaker A: He just checked out. [01:32:41] Speaker B: Who's a Simone Biles befoot that, like, Riley girl? That girl Riley. I don't even know who Riley is. Oh, Riley Church Riley. [01:32:53] Speaker A: I forget her last. [01:32:54] Speaker B: Stand it Riley. Riley's Roast Beef, East Boston. [01:32:58] Speaker A: Chris, would you like to weigh in on my idea for my spare ticket to this concert? Yeah. So what do you think? [01:33:07] Speaker B: You think as a girl, like just a random single girl is going to be like, hey, Nick, bring me to a different country? It's not creepy at all. [01:33:13] Speaker A: It's not a different country. [01:33:15] Speaker B: It's a different country. [01:33:16] Speaker A: It's not a different country. [01:33:17] Speaker B: It's a different country. [01:33:19] Speaker A: No, it's not. It's a different fucking state. [01:33:21] Speaker B: It's not a state. [01:33:22] Speaker A: It's an island. [01:33:23] Speaker B: It's a fucking. It's a territory. [01:33:26] Speaker A: What? Why don't you bring my friends? I have, that's. I have an option to bring, like, I have one of my friends that I would bring. Yes, I have him. Like I. I have a guy friend in mine. [01:33:37] Speaker B: Yes, it's an un. It's a self governing Is there a girl in mine you want to bring or you just don't open? [01:33:44] Speaker A: No. Nope. There's no girl in mind that I would like. Nope, there's nothing. [01:33:51] Speaker B: Oh, so that girl. [01:33:52] Speaker A: I Radar is just blue. [01:33:55] Speaker B: Oh, so you went to some. That you went to go see about a girl, and I didn't. She. [01:33:59] Speaker A: No, that. That was super cool. That. That just. It was good. It was. Yeah. Just. [01:34:04] Speaker B: That's not. [01:34:05] Speaker A: That. That's just not the thing. [01:34:06] Speaker B: Do you think that you should save that terminology, like, see about a girl for, like, the girl? Like, I feel like that's a big movie quote I gotta go see about a girl, like, in Goodwill hunting. That's a huge movie quote. And you're just using. [01:34:20] Speaker A: You put that a lot of weight. I mean, I didn't know. [01:34:22] Speaker B: I don't know. [01:34:23] Speaker A: I mean, I thought it was just an expression that you're gonna go, like, maybe. I thought literally, quite frankly, you're gonna. No, I'm pretty sure about a girl. [01:34:29] Speaker B: Am I crazy? Crazy or did. This is what happened. I think it's in 1976. [01:34:33] Speaker A: He's interested in the girls, so he's right. [01:34:36] Speaker B: But he didn't go to the World Series game where Count Fisk hits that home run. He didn't go to that game so he could go see about a girl, and it ended up being the girl. And he was sad that she died 30 years from cancer. It's like it was the girl for him and y' all just throwing that line up. [01:34:52] Speaker A: Yeah, but he didn't know. [01:34:55] Speaker B: I know he didn't know, but he thought it was at that moment, like, I gotta go see about a girl. You thought at that moment that this could be the one. [01:35:02] Speaker A: Oh, no. [01:35:03] Speaker B: That's what I think he's trying to say. [01:35:04] Speaker A: Oh, all right. Okay. [01:35:06] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, you can. I don't know if you could just use that for some hooker you're going to see. You know what I mean? [01:35:10] Speaker A: You're right. You're right. Shouldn't be using it for hookers that you're gonna go see. You should be using it for people where. Who you've. So you're saying, like, deep down, so probably at a different time, I could have probably used this line. Yes, right. I get what you mean. I'm picking up what you're putting down. Yeah, no, we won't. We're gonna not use that one line. We're just going to say. And that's the way the cookie crumbles. [01:35:31] Speaker B: So I did. So my. Here's my opinion. Nico that is the way the cookie crumb is. I'm going to put. I'm going to call my shot here. [01:35:37] Speaker A: Wait a minute. Can you not? Can I? I just been trying to get ice in this coffee to drink the last of it for, like. [01:35:42] Speaker B: All right, go get the ice. [01:35:43] Speaker A: Like 20. What, you want me to put ice in that? No, because then it's going to be like, Nico made Chrissy put ice in her cup. I don't mind doing it. It's fine. Sorry. [01:35:52] Speaker B: That would be kind of a scumbag. I definitely would have put that. Oh, how could you make my wife put ice in your coffee? Yeah, I would have. Definitely, definitely. I would have twisted it on you, but nope, nope. He don't even know where it is. He's going into the freezer like a retard. We have a door. A door dispenser. So he looks like a black and white cookie. I would say he looks like a thick black and white cookie right now, actually. He's looking skinnier than he's ever looked. I was looking at some pictures of Unico from, like, Braintree. You looked big. You look punch puffy right now. No, no, no. In. In some of those Brain Tree clips, like, from, like, two years ago. You look big, dude. Like, you could tell you that you lost weight. [01:36:33] Speaker A: Oh, that's very nice. [01:36:34] Speaker B: I did say you looked like a black and white cookie right now. [01:36:37] Speaker A: No. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, dude. Yeah, I was. Yeah. So even then, I mean, go look at. Go look at clips from January. Go look at clips. Go look at clips from. From September. Go look at clips from November to. To, like, January. If there's me at all even represented on this podcast in that amount of time, because I hid this podcast for a while. Anywho, I was £240. £240 and a half, to be exact. [01:37:05] Speaker B: And he's still a bad. Brain's still not in his bio. So that was told to me by, I don't know, just a random kid that had no affiliation ever with this podcast. [01:37:16] Speaker A: I didn't even notice, bro. Yeah, I'm sorry. [01:37:18] Speaker B: I got the text. He's still not in the bio. [01:37:22] Speaker A: Okay, don't take a. [01:37:25] Speaker B: That was a random kid. It wasn't anyone that's ever been affiliated with. [01:37:27] Speaker A: All right, you're going to call your shot. Go ahead. [01:37:29] Speaker B: Oh, I'm going to call my shot. So I think Nico's going to end up. But he's not ending up with some Latina girl. I know that's what everyone thinks everyone wants. It's not happening. Nico's going to end up with some girl he went to high school with. It's going to happen down the road. At some point, that girl is going to get. She's probably in a relationship now. It could be, I don't know, this personal person. I don't. I'm just saying. I'm saying this archetype. It's going to be some girl he went to high school with that they were friends. That girl's going to lose somebody. Then she be like, all right, let's hang out with Nico. They're going to have a good time, and that's who he's going to end up with. Maybe he knocks the broad up. Nico's ending up with someone they went to high school with. I can almost put the money in the bank right now. That's where his trajectory is going. [01:38:09] Speaker A: Cash that future, huh? [01:38:11] Speaker B: Cash that future. [01:38:12] Speaker A: What would you put that odds. [01:38:15] Speaker B: Plus 200. [01:38:16] Speaker A: Wow. [01:38:17] Speaker B: That's. I think that I'm so sure of myself. I think it's going to be. I'm. I think it's someone you're going to be friends with. That's what I think. That's who's going to end up with Nico. [01:38:26] Speaker A: Okay. [01:38:26] Speaker B: I don't think it's going to be some random girl. [01:38:28] Speaker A: You don't think it's going to be some person that never known before and just randomly met from day one? [01:38:33] Speaker B: That's my opinion. What do you think about that? It could be. Oh, they go to a reunion. When's your next reunion? [01:38:40] Speaker A: We don't have them anymore. [01:38:42] Speaker B: Beautiful. You're going to see a. He's going to be going to a lotteries one day. [01:38:46] Speaker A: Odds just went up to plus 400. I would rather be legitimately dead. But I will say to you that there are those points in life where you, like, you never think you'd be where you are in some scenarios and you end up there. And then that's when something happens. Like, yeah, that's what I'm saying. [01:39:03] Speaker B: That's what I think is going to happen. [01:39:04] Speaker A: I will just say that just from base point of that's how the last thing happens. I was not supposed to be there. I tried. I was in the championship in softball and I needed to be there. Like, I wanted to be at softball so fucking bad. And I just couldn't get. I couldn't get anyone to cover for me. It's not even my shift that I was supposed to be working, working, yada, yada, yada. And I end up at Wicked that. [01:39:24] Speaker B: Night, like, oh, when the broad comes in and she ruined your life. You should have went to softball. [01:39:29] Speaker A: I should have went to softball. I would have definitely contributed way more to positively in my life. So do you shout out to the weight loss? [01:39:36] Speaker B: Do you know what though? Here's what I'm going to say about this. I think that honestly, you going to knock on to your championship game. You getting involved with this girl kind of put things in motion between you and Justin for fight. I feel like he was super critical of this girl from the jump. [01:39:57] Speaker A: He was. [01:39:58] Speaker B: And, and time is kind of. It's almost proven. It's almost proven him right in certain ways because he was probably right about the girl even though he never met the girl. So it's like maybe he was just being like a. [01:40:12] Speaker A: But okay, if you don't. [01:40:14] Speaker B: If that ever happened. Is there conflict between Nico and Justin? [01:40:17] Speaker A: But then, but then he met, met her in person. [01:40:21] Speaker B: Right. [01:40:22] Speaker A: You. [01:40:22] Speaker B: But she was nice. Very nice. [01:40:24] Speaker A: Very. A daylight. She was also. Never mind. [01:40:29] Speaker B: Yep. [01:40:32] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I just don't appreciate when someone talks about someone else's. Someone else's person and they've never met them. You should never do that. [01:40:40] Speaker B: I would probably agree with you. [01:40:41] Speaker A: Never, never do that. I don't care if you're like that's. I just think that's wrong. I thought what Marco did was wrong to just Justin. I thought what Justin did to me was wrong. [01:40:50] Speaker B: Well, are you talking about when. When Mako went up to Sabrina and. [01:40:55] Speaker A: Asked how Justin is in bed? Like, that's so that's such a. I. [01:40:58] Speaker B: Was there and I like I could see that Nick Marco was joking. I just wouldn't have made the joke because that's fine. [01:41:04] Speaker A: No no, no, I get it. I didn't exactly. [01:41:06] Speaker B: Yeah. I, I, I didn't think. I knew he was joking obviously because that's how we joke we around. I just wouldn't have made that joke when I first met him. [01:41:13] Speaker A: And then Justin took like this like huge like political stance out of nowhere which like he's never been about politics in his life. Them far as I've known him, like never heard him talking about politics. All the Jill Stein stuff out of nowhere. [01:41:26] Speaker B: Well, he knew you were lying. [01:41:27] Speaker A: He just was. He literally just dug deep into that. Yeah. Regardless though, if I was lying or it's like, it's like taking a stance randomly about like some, some random rights movement. [01:41:39] Speaker B: Yeah. It's funny. I think he was just on one that day because he was like, he was like on Marco. [01:41:44] Speaker A: He went Right to. [01:41:45] Speaker B: He was getting frustrated. [01:41:46] Speaker A: I was like, all right, you weren't making videos. [01:41:48] Speaker B: He was frustrated. [01:41:49] Speaker A: This ain't happening with me, bro. Even though it was dead wrong what I was getting. [01:41:53] Speaker B: We were supposed to have a. I. [01:41:54] Speaker A: Was given an illegitimate ultimatum and just lied. [01:41:57] Speaker B: So we were supposed to have a. What's it called? [01:42:01] Speaker A: I was supposed to kick a field goal. [01:42:03] Speaker B: Yep. We were supposed to kick a field goal. [01:42:05] Speaker A: We got to figure that. We got. [01:42:06] Speaker B: We were supposed to have a. Sit down with him and you refuse to go. [01:42:09] Speaker A: I don't refuse to go. I'm not setting it up. So you think I'm setting it up? [01:42:15] Speaker B: Yeah, we got some things in the works. I wanted to have Joe from Gloucester on here because we get to talk about the. [01:42:20] Speaker A: I don't know if I'm gonna last through that episode, to be honest with you. Seems like he'll piss me off. [01:42:24] Speaker B: So. Joe. Joe. I think that Joe's one of your biggest fans. He. He thinks that you might be the next Felgrom as, like, in terms of sports. [01:42:30] Speaker A: I take what I just said back. [01:42:32] Speaker B: Yes. [01:42:33] Speaker A: So I thought he thinks I'm a. Because I play video games in my spare time. [01:42:37] Speaker B: And I don't think he said a. He just said, like, he doesn' Understand youth that play video games. Like, he doesn't understand it. He's fucking 50. [01:42:44] Speaker A: All right, then you. You sometimes explain things. You said. [01:42:47] Speaker B: So listen to an episode. [01:42:48] Speaker A: You said that he thinks that. [01:42:50] Speaker B: I mean, my fault. Get it from the source. [01:42:53] Speaker A: Get it from the source. I think. No, I'm saying I doubt that. You told me that he thinks that, like, I'm a pussy because I play video games. [01:43:00] Speaker B: No, he said he thought. He thought if he was a girl, he. His pussy would dry up like a sponge is what he said. [01:43:07] Speaker A: Okay. Right. [01:43:07] Speaker B: But he doesn't understand, like, he doesn't understand that, like, video games, like, girls don't care about that now. [01:43:13] Speaker A: Oh, well, like, they accept it. [01:43:14] Speaker B: And some even play. [01:43:15] Speaker A: Depends on who you talk to. And there are a lot of girls. [01:43:18] Speaker B: They accept it. [01:43:19] Speaker A: There are. I think that's maybe who I should find. There are some gamer girls out there. What's that face like? What. [01:43:28] Speaker B: What? [01:43:29] Speaker A: You wouldn't put up with it. I'm not a big. [01:43:31] Speaker B: No, Chrissy. What are you talking about? I see. I saw you playing Super Mario and Donkey Kong, and in there, she plays the old classics, so. [01:43:40] Speaker A: And there is nothing wrong with that, dude. There's nothing wrong for, like, just forgetting about everything else for an hour. [01:43:47] Speaker B: I agree. [01:43:47] Speaker A: You know what? [01:43:48] Speaker B: I'M saying. Yeah, it's like hours. No, Chrissy doesn't like people having hobbies. She doesn't like that, so. [01:43:55] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. Oh, you don't. [01:43:56] Speaker B: That sounds just like people having hobbies. [01:43:58] Speaker A: I'm not even. I'm not gonna. I'm not even gonna. I'm not even gonna get that triggered off. [01:44:05] Speaker B: But she doesn't like people having hobbies. [01:44:08] Speaker A: I try. I. And not too. But when he says that you don't like that people have other hobbies like that. [01:44:14] Speaker B: She wants me to be. She wants her to be my hobby. That's it. No, you don't. [01:44:18] Speaker A: Because then you'll just get sick of me and then I'll be under your skin and we will bicker at a constant basis. Yeah, the f. CK Wants to do that. Why wouldn't you just don't you just like your own time? Don't just like your own space? [01:44:31] Speaker B: Yes. [01:44:32] Speaker A: Right. Okay. Me time is very important to me. [01:44:35] Speaker B: Me. [01:44:36] Speaker A: It should be important to everybody. Everybody should have their own time and space. Whatever the fuck they want. Because guess what? That's extremely rude. Okay? But needless to say. Needless to say, we only get one chance in this thing called life. Right? So do whatever the fuck you want on your own time. Respectfully. [01:44:59] Speaker B: Do you know what this. This gloss does? The feast is. It's called. It's Saint. I'm pretty sure it's St. Peter's St. Peter's Fiesta. Right? [01:45:09] Speaker A: They're weirdos. [01:45:10] Speaker B: They grease up the pole. [01:45:11] Speaker A: Yeah, that's. [01:45:12] Speaker B: Have you seen it? And they try to get to the flag. [01:45:14] Speaker A: I've seen it. I've seen. [01:45:15] Speaker B: I'm trying to get you in to. To run the poll. Would you run the pole? [01:45:18] Speaker A: Not at all. [01:45:19] Speaker B: Why? [01:45:20] Speaker A: Cuz no. [01:45:21] Speaker B: But you consider yourself athletic, right? I feel like you could talk yourself into it. It's like 20ft. It's like a 16 foot or 20 foot pole. [01:45:29] Speaker A: Ow. [01:45:29] Speaker B: Greased up with machine grease. [01:45:32] Speaker A: I'm not climbing that pole. [01:45:35] Speaker B: You're going to fall into the water. [01:45:37] Speaker A: I don't care. [01:45:38] Speaker B: You don't climb the pole. You walk up a set of stairs and then you try to run across the pole. [01:45:46] Speaker A: No, no. [01:45:47] Speaker B: And try to get the flag. Here's the problem. The problem is, is that apparently you can't just sign up. You need to be running for. You have to either have passed past one or run. You can run for a past winner. So they could be like, I nominate Nico. [01:46:04] Speaker A: That's how you get it. [01:46:05] Speaker B: Dude. It's crazy. Dude. I'm telling you right now like I. I wish he was on this podcast but like we threw some things together and now he works two weeks on, two weeks off. So we might not be able to get him on. I'm gonna try to get him on a video call at least because they had. He has to explain. Like this feast does look nuts, dude. If you look at pictures and like that, it does look like it could rival some of the then feasts. [01:46:26] Speaker A: Could we go 100%? [01:46:28] Speaker B: It's like in two weeks. [01:46:29] Speaker A: When is it like what days is Saturday? [01:46:31] Speaker B: Sunday though. [01:46:33] Speaker A: I would go Saturday. [01:46:35] Speaker B: Where is it though? Let me see if all stars are over gloss if we don't. [01:46:39] Speaker A: Yeah, see, see, see see more. [01:46:41] Speaker B: We don't advance. I'll know more by the next week. But no, definitely he's telling me Saturday and Sunday. [01:46:45] Speaker A: Okay. So I would just like to go. I think it would be good to. It would just be nice. [01:46:50] Speaker B: You could just go. You could chill on the beach or you can try to get on a boat. The boat can drive right up to the thing and look, it looks like a unbelievable time. Gloucester, they shut down basically the whole city, dude. [01:47:00] Speaker A: Last year. [01:47:00] Speaker B: Listen to this. I was in. [01:47:01] Speaker A: Seems like there's a lot of. I was in Myrtle Beach, a lot of women there. So I definitely want to go. [01:47:08] Speaker B: Probably no Latinas though. I. It has to be all white. [01:47:11] Speaker A: It has to be probably all white. [01:47:13] Speaker B: All pink nipples. [01:47:14] Speaker A: I'll never be there. [01:47:16] Speaker B: I. We were in Myrtle beach last year during this weekend and it was on TV down in Myrtle Beach. It was like on like some like Fox news station or something. And we were just watching the people run, falling. He said people have broken bones. [01:47:28] Speaker A: So I know it because you can run and then. And say if you then run across the pole and you slip and now go this way. You're smashing your rib cage. [01:47:39] Speaker B: I think that's what it is. I think it's the ribs. But I think you are athletic enough, dude. You could get it done. So. [01:47:45] Speaker A: Al, please. I'm not running across a pole that has machine grease on it. I mean I'm just not. I'm just not made like. [01:47:53] Speaker B: Have you watched. I think you should watch some highlights and see if you think you can do it. [01:47:56] Speaker A: It's like a 25 foot pole, right? That's long. That's long to get across. That's not like three steps and I can grab the flag. I gotta go like seven steps. [01:48:08] Speaker B: Oh no, I think it's more than seven steps. Hold on. Let's see. Is that the. No, I don't want that video. It's not a good, good angle. [01:48:26] Speaker A: At least it's not high up. [01:48:29] Speaker B: No, it's not. I don't like that video either. This is the old one. This is the old one. This is good. This is a good thing. Cuz it's the same as it's been. [01:48:39] Speaker A: Scott Clayton, he's got a on. [01:48:43] Speaker B: It's not that long. [01:48:44] Speaker A: It's not that long. This thing count how many steps. [01:48:48] Speaker B: Cuz he's. This guy is probably like five steps away. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12. [01:48:56] Speaker A: That is a fucking 30 foot pole. At least, at least three if you were to stand that up. That. [01:49:01] Speaker B: But he's not. He's taking short steps. I think you have to take short steps. Would you agree? [01:49:04] Speaker A: Like, look, I know I thought that you would have to take way. [01:49:06] Speaker B: No, because he's in a wedding dress. That's pretty good. You could do that. Dude, you're not going to get hurt. But I think that's the smart way to go like that because then you just fall back. Back. [01:49:18] Speaker A: Oh, grab the pole if you fall. Just fall. [01:49:22] Speaker B: Yep. You got to just fall. Just fall. [01:49:24] Speaker A: Don't try and reach back and grab the pole. [01:49:27] Speaker B: Yeah, but the greasy pole does. It does look like, like a spectacle that I have to go see. And it's all. It's an Italian festival, so. [01:49:33] Speaker A: Hey, be fitting, be fitting. [01:49:38] Speaker B: What is it your psoriasis acting up? [01:49:39] Speaker A: No, it's just like a part of my skin that was just like on fire. Just happens from time to time. [01:49:44] Speaker B: How much is it going to cost you just to get your Luigi's mustache mustache shaded in. [01:49:49] Speaker A: I don't know, dude. I was gonna. I'm gonna go to the tattoo pile. [01:49:52] Speaker B: Assume though you should just get that. [01:49:54] Speaker A: I'm gonna get my hand. I'm gonna get my hand done in my neck. A piece of my neck. [01:49:58] Speaker B: That is a great. It's a great use of money. Don't save it towards like a new, a new house or anything like that. Like a new apartment. Just put it on your body. [01:50:07] Speaker A: I mean that's the only two things that I just want to get done. There's the on your left tattoo that I want to get right here and then just the rest of my hand done. [01:50:15] Speaker B: It's called on. On your left. You just want to put. [01:50:17] Speaker A: Just think about it. Okay. Think about it. Remember, this is all marvel. Remember, remember? [01:50:21] Speaker B: Yep. [01:50:22] Speaker A: Okay. So what is that? Where does that come from? [01:50:25] Speaker B: I'm pretty sure. Isn't that like when it's Iron man and Captain America. [01:50:28] Speaker A: No, no. [01:50:29] Speaker B: Am I wrong? It's on something, but it's. Is it Deadpool? Wolverine? [01:50:33] Speaker A: No, it has to do with Captain America. It's Captain America. Okay, I, I this time he runs past Sam Wilson. What's he yelling? [01:50:41] Speaker B: Oh, is that what he yells on you left. [01:50:43] Speaker A: Okay. Then an end game when they're sitting there and they're about to tow off, and Captain's just staring off, and he hears a cap, can you read me? And, and he, like, checks his ear and he just goes, on your left. And he just comes flying in through the portal, like, yeah, yeah, okay, okay, I see. [01:51:04] Speaker B: Yeah. Okay. I probably just haven't picked up on that. [01:51:07] Speaker A: That's all. [01:51:07] Speaker B: On your left. [01:51:08] Speaker A: That's it. He keeps lapping them around the Lincoln Memorial. Yeah, that scene. [01:51:13] Speaker B: Guess what? I'm always on your left. [01:51:15] Speaker A: That's right. [01:51:16] Speaker B: See? Let's go, kid. [01:51:18] Speaker A: That's right. [01:51:19] Speaker B: So on your left. [01:51:20] Speaker A: On your left. That's what I just want to get on. [01:51:22] Speaker B: What, are you tired? She's ironing for two hours. She feels like Cinderella. Is that the Cinderella? [01:51:30] Speaker A: You want to just go to the bar? [01:51:31] Speaker B: Is it Cinderella? Who's the one that does all the chores? [01:51:33] Speaker A: Cinderella. [01:51:35] Speaker B: It is Cinderella. Okay. All right. I guess that's good for this episode. I don't, I don't even know if we'll be back next week. Who knows? The world could end. We could get on a plane, we could crash, but we definitely won't survive. We're not Indian. [01:51:50] Speaker A: Yeah. Also, and neither of us are due to be on a plane anytime soon. [01:51:55] Speaker B: I do think that I'm going to start working in some yawns on this podcast when Nico talks. I think that that's just like, I've been losing my mind over that. The therapist is paid to be there. Also made my wife's day. My wife was. She actually. She actually said, you have to talk about that on the podc. Have to ask them. [01:52:12] Speaker A: That's a good thing that that's brought up. I didn't know that I brought up one. I didn't know that I brought up that I'm in therapy now, but. [01:52:17] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, you've said it a few times. [01:52:18] Speaker A: It's great to know that that's probably. It's probably ran its course. [01:52:26] Speaker B: Well, maybe you just need a new one. I would say keep it. Keep it going because it's always good to talk to somebody. [01:52:32] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah, of course. Of course it is. So men's mental awareness health is that. [01:52:36] Speaker B: It's this month, right? [01:52:37] Speaker A: Mental Health win Men's mental health. What did I say? Men's Men's Witness Health Month. Yeah, that's exactly what we're talking about. [01:52:45] Speaker B: Follow Nico on all socials at NL 94. A couple underscores fall at Bad brain part. [01:52:52] Speaker A: Follow Al at Relax Guy Time. [01:52:53] Speaker B: Follow me at At Relax Guy Tano at the Go Tour at Food Court show at Cinema Case Food Port at Belly Sandwiches at Bones is a loser at at any other handle Al can get. [01:53:07] Speaker A: Unfortunately, this episode is not Brought to you Brown Jug at Trolltano. But still. Go see them, bro. [01:53:13] Speaker B: Because, I mean, listen, the brown job, I had it last week. It's still hitting on all cylinders and those wings is still snapping. Listen, they're out of the bad. Out of the bad brain business. A because we didn't want to ask for a re up because someone else is mooching off them. So I'm sure we'll get a text that. I can't believe you said that on. [01:53:30] Speaker A: The podcast on me. Yeah, there you go. [01:53:33] Speaker B: Add that, but go to the Brown Jug. Dead sea. Serious. You got to go to the Brown Jug. [01:53:37] Speaker A: It's. Add that to your file. [01:53:39] Speaker B: I feel like. [01:53:39] Speaker A: Go to the Brown Jug, bro. Go to the Brown Jug. Go to the Brown Jug. Go to the Brown Jug. Go to the Brown jug. Don't care. [01:53:45] Speaker B: BJ's, they call it. [01:53:48] Speaker A: No, there's actually a store called BJ's, so don't. Don't look that up. Look up the Brown Jug, though. [01:53:54] Speaker B: I feel like, how come no one's ever called this place BJ's? [01:53:59] Speaker A: What? [01:54:00] Speaker B: Go see Marty. He'll suck a golf ball through a garden hose. All right, we'll see you later. You go. You Justin, too. Where'd you. Sam.

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