Ep 94 | Marc Lewis

[00:00:46] Speaker A: Yesterday, he asked you. He put us in a group chat. [00:00:50] Speaker B: I didn't know that was serious. You guys didn't go forward with it? No one even did. [00:00:54] Speaker A: That's fucking. You didn't answer them. [00:00:56] Speaker C: You weren't answering any messages yesterday. [00:00:58] Speaker A: Me? Yeah, I know. I really wasn't. My phone died. My phone died of golf. [00:01:05] Speaker B: What was I doing yesterday? Would I have been able to golf yesterday? [00:01:07] Speaker A: Yeah, you definitely would have been. [00:01:10] Speaker B: I mean, I went to the gym. I mean, I definitely could have went. Where'd you go? [00:01:15] Speaker A: I even texted on you live, actually. You could be golfing right now. [00:01:18] Speaker B: And I said, don't tell me that you went golfing. And no one told me anything. No one, ever. You guys didn't even say anything. [00:01:23] Speaker A: Well, who doesn't answer a text message is what I want to know. [00:01:26] Speaker C: You don't. [00:01:26] Speaker B: I'm reading it. There's no development in discussion. Al, you only said, lmao. Like, what are you talking about? [00:01:36] Speaker A: You could have been like, yeah, what are you thinking? I actually said, where are you thinking? [00:01:39] Speaker B: No, you didn't. You literally said, maybe that was on the side. Text, lmao. And Marco goes, I'm serious. And that was the only text message exchanged. Like, so off of that, I had no, just. [00:01:52] Speaker A: Why wouldn't you just let. Why wouldn't you just answer it, though? So you have no interest in. [00:01:58] Speaker B: Cause it seemed like you weren't gonna go. So what am I gonna say to my brother? Yeah, I'm down. [00:02:02] Speaker A: Yeah, like, go golfing with your brother by yourself? [00:02:04] Speaker B: Yeah, let me kill myself first. [00:02:08] Speaker A: Okay. [00:02:08] Speaker C: So obviously, we all went and seen Deadpool, but I've been. I've been dying to tell you guys my experience to this movie. [00:02:17] Speaker A: Should we start the recording? [00:02:20] Speaker B: Hold on. Before we have you. [00:02:22] Speaker A: Yeah, we're already started. We're already. [00:02:23] Speaker B: I figure. I figured we were. I'm trying to get everything down here. [00:02:27] Speaker A: This is the look into how organized. [00:02:29] Speaker B: We are, which is not. [00:02:33] Speaker C: Not very. [00:02:34] Speaker B: Not very. [00:02:35] Speaker A: I. [00:02:35] Speaker B: Can anyone have any. No. Hold on. Is everyone anything? [00:02:38] Speaker A: This is already on the. [00:02:39] Speaker C: We're already live now. [00:02:41] Speaker A: We're live now. [00:02:43] Speaker B: We're going live. We'll do it live. [00:02:49] Speaker C: All right, so let me just. Just give you my experience of this movie real quick. I've been dying to see this movie. I had to see it at least yesterday before today, because we talked about, God, you. [00:03:00] Speaker B: You. I'm very proud of you getting the job done. [00:03:02] Speaker C: We talked about it last week and said, don't say anything. Don't talk about it. I know you guys were itching and scratching the top. [00:03:09] Speaker B: So spoilers if you haven't fucking watched the movie yet, which you have. [00:03:12] Speaker C: Yes. We told you last week, if you listen in, there will be spoilers. So Sabrina is back to work. She was on leave. We had a baby, all that. She is finally back to work. So I'm home being a dad and shit. I text her, when you get home. I bought a ticket to the movies. I'm going at 03:00. I went in the app, I bought a ticket. I picked my seat. I preordered my snacks. I even had a little dollar five coupon from. [00:03:45] Speaker B: Those are the best. [00:03:45] Speaker C: AMC. You know, you get the points. Okay. She texts me about 20 minutes later, I want to go, we'll just bring Santino. I go, you want to bring a baby to the movie theater? She's like, oh, he'll be fine. I got the headphones. We'll feed him. He'll knock out. We'll keep him up so he'll just sleep when we're there. [00:04:07] Speaker A: Smart. [00:04:08] Speaker C: Okay. I return the ticket. I go to look at the 07:00 show. The theater's packed. I go, I'm not doing that. I look, there's a 04:00 in Somerville. I'm like, okay, we'll get away with the 04:00. I bought the tickets. It wasn't as crowded. She gets home, pack them up, head to the theater. I spent about. First of all, I was out the door, $20 with my coupon and my snacks. [00:04:38] Speaker A: That's not bad. [00:04:39] Speaker C: $20. [00:04:40] Speaker A: No, that's good. [00:04:41] Speaker C: When it was just me. [00:04:43] Speaker B: Oh, when. Okay, when you guys get rewards, because. [00:04:45] Speaker A: Yeah, dude, I spend so much money doing movies, like $50 every time I. [00:04:49] Speaker C: Go, do you have the. [00:04:51] Speaker A: I never sign in much. [00:04:53] Speaker C: Well, that's your. [00:04:54] Speaker B: That's your. Yeah, it's your. On your own. That's on you. They. I told you guys, back, like, couple years ago, the best subscription I think you can have out of all these subscriptions, if it's not one of the four major streaming platforms, is an AMC. A list stubs subscription. [00:05:09] Speaker C: But who can go to the movies three times a week? I have the tier below, and I still get all the same points, which. [00:05:15] Speaker B: Which is fine. I mean, which is fine. I have the. I think it's the best one. AMC has the best subscription. [00:05:20] Speaker C: They give you no online transaction fees when you buy right on the app. So that's a big. That saves you $10 right there. [00:05:27] Speaker A: I'm getting fucked. [00:05:28] Speaker C: Yeah, you're getting fucked six ways till Sunday. So now she wants to come? Fine, we'll go a 04:00 now it's $70. [00:05:36] Speaker A: Yep. [00:05:37] Speaker C: So we went from. I went from 20 to 70, and. [00:05:39] Speaker A: Now at 90 total now. [00:05:41] Speaker C: And now I gotta bring the kid, which is fine. He's my kid. I'll bring him anywhere, whatever. But other people, like, who wants to be the people with the screaming baby? Nobody. [00:05:51] Speaker A: Nobody. [00:05:51] Speaker C: That's like my least favorite. I love going to the movies. If you're bringing your screaming baby, I'm staring through you. Did my burning hole in the back. [00:05:58] Speaker A: Did you guys have a conversation beforehand that if the baby acts up, she's gonna walk out with the baby? [00:06:02] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. 100%. [00:06:03] Speaker A: Okay. [00:06:04] Speaker C: 100%. We're very self aware. [00:06:05] Speaker A: Okay. [00:06:07] Speaker C: So we get there, she makes a bottle for him. Sit down outside before we get in the theater, feed him, put his headphones on. It's loud in there, obviously. We walk in, we sit down. I start eating the snacks. We get all the way to the scene where he's at the surprise. The surprise party. So it's maybe six minutes into the movie, right? The baby starts. She's like, is that your phone or hers? [00:06:40] Speaker A: It's probably hers. Is that yours? [00:06:48] Speaker C: That's crazy. [00:06:49] Speaker A: It's just like, she's not even in the room. [00:06:50] Speaker C: She's not even here, and she's still trying to. It's crazy. [00:06:53] Speaker A: Disrupt us, my life. [00:06:56] Speaker C: So the baby starts, she's like, I'll give him. I'll give him a couple more ounces. That'll knock him out. He'll pass out. Go in the bag, get the formula. I'm in the bag. I'm taking everything out of this bag. [00:07:11] Speaker A: While trying to watch the movie. [00:07:12] Speaker C: While trying to watch this movie. Like a greasy popcorn, fingers. Like, I'm settled in. I haven't been to the movie theater in seven months. I love going to the movies. I haven't been. Oh, well, we actually went, so I went once. So there's no formula in the thing to make it. She filled it and left it on the table. Now this girl's beet red, dead, huge. [00:07:36] Speaker A: Swing in a mess. [00:07:37] Speaker C: Yeah. Now she's steps outside like we talked about. I get a text message. I'm just gonna sit out here, enjoy the movie. [00:07:49] Speaker A: So you felt the need that you had to leave? [00:07:52] Speaker C: I mean, come on. What do you think? [00:07:54] Speaker A: You would have gotten a big fight if I stayed? [00:07:57] Speaker C: Yeah, 100%. [00:07:58] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:07:58] Speaker C: You think I'm stupid? [00:07:59] Speaker A: I think that was a setup. It was testing you there. [00:08:02] Speaker C: Yeah, I passed the test. [00:08:04] Speaker B: Yeah. Cause you could. Yeah. Cuz what you ended up doing. You could have. You could have done. It was early enough. If it was late, I would said, see you later. I'll take an Uber home. [00:08:13] Speaker C: Yeah, take my car. [00:08:14] Speaker B: Yeah, take the car. Take the kid. I'll be. I'll be home. [00:08:17] Speaker C: I pulled up, I left all the snacks, all the drinks. [00:08:19] Speaker B: Oh, he was. [00:08:21] Speaker C: I was so. Do you know how polluted I was? [00:08:24] Speaker B: Dude, I would have put a whole. I. I would. I. Like, I got frustrated. Not like, you know, I got frustrated that, like, if I was to be in that scenario, I would have put a hole. I would have put multiple holes in the walls. Like, that's just me. Because of, like, how much I've been looking forward to this movie. If I was looking forward to this movie as much as possible, I don't like you, then my kid ruined. No, my kid would have never even been in within a vicinity site sound by myself. No, I know, and you were doing the right thing, but you would be an even better person, including everything. [00:08:53] Speaker A: Why don't you just say, like, hey, we'll go see it again. Like, you would have saw it a second time. [00:08:57] Speaker C: I would have saw it a third time, probably, right? Listen, when they ask you, when your significant other asks you for something, nico, you gotta just. You bite the bullet and you do it. Whether you wanna do it or not, you gotta do it. [00:09:11] Speaker B: You gotta do it. So they had to be a little. There had to be a little. A little. Kind of like when I tell you. [00:09:17] Speaker C: She was beside herself, that she left the formula. Like she was ready to cry legit. [00:09:24] Speaker B: Well, she gets it, so that's good enough. [00:09:26] Speaker C: So now I'm walking up to the parking garage, and I sent you the video of me just smiling. And you can see her face just miserable. [00:09:34] Speaker B: I thought it was so funny. I was like, oh, I go, well. [00:09:37] Speaker C: That didn't take very long. [00:09:38] Speaker B: I had literally. I thought you were joking. And I had second hand. Like, not embarrassment, but I, like, felt for you. Cause I'm like. I was like, oh, my God. I'm like, wait a minute, did he. And the only thing I kept thinking, I was like, so wait, did he even get to see the opening fucking scene? Like, did you even see that shit? [00:09:56] Speaker C: I did. [00:09:57] Speaker B: But thankfully, you know, you end up. [00:09:59] Speaker C: So now as I'm walking up, I sent that video. I get a text message on my phone from Eddie. Eddie, that was for those of you. Listen, was a guest on the podcast before. So Eddie local 22 texts me and goes, have you seen Deadpool yet? Now I'm driving home, I'm polluted. And I'm like, you'll never believe it. I tell him the story, he goes, let's go at seven. I'm like, I'll text you when I get in. Because I'm like, I'm like, I'm not meant to see this movie today. [00:10:31] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:10:32] Speaker C: So then he texts me, I text him back, he's like, I found tickets, but they're handicapped. You got to sit in the handicap seat. It says if somebody in a wheels chair shows up, you gotta move. I'm like, whatever, I'll risk it. He goes to buy the tickets. He goes, somebody bought them. So I'm like, okay, I'm really not meant to see this movie. So then there was like just the digital. I wanted to go to Dobie or something like that. Yeah, a nice one. Then they had a digital at 915 in Danvis. He's like, I'm coming by. He just comes to the house, sits on the couch, we look at tickets, finally go and see the movie. It was at like 915. [00:11:13] Speaker B: Nice. [00:11:16] Speaker C: So Eddie was my guardian angel. [00:11:18] Speaker B: Good. That's solid, though. That's like, what is the. You were supposed to see that movie because of Eddie. [00:11:23] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:11:24] Speaker B: Eddie's. Eddie's your sugar beer. Eddie's your Peter. [00:11:27] Speaker C: Yeah. When I tell you, like, the odds of him texting me, like, as I'm walking out of the theater, not being able to see it are just so slim. [00:11:38] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:11:39] Speaker C: That it was meant for me to go. [00:11:41] Speaker A: Yeah, basically, Eddie saved a Chris Benoit situation. [00:11:44] Speaker B: Yeah, Eddie saved the family. [00:11:46] Speaker A: He saved an entire family. [00:11:48] Speaker B: You know that song by the fray, how to save a life? Yeah, Eddie. [00:11:51] Speaker C: Actually it's about Eddie. [00:11:53] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. [00:11:55] Speaker C: I go, I go. And I said to him, I go about the handicap seats. I text him and I'm like, listen, if somebody comes, I'll just act like I'm retarded. He goes, buddy, I got leukemia. I started cracking up. [00:12:08] Speaker B: You want to talk about handicapped? I'm a walking. I'm a walking handicap. I got leukemia that much. So now we can talk about the movie. We'll rift about it, obviously. We'll chop it up a little bit about the movie, but I want to hear everybody's give me an up and give me a down. I will say that and then maybe something that you didn't expect that you, that you liked. I think me and Justin are in the same boat for that one. [00:12:37] Speaker C: I love this movie. The only down that I have, I really did. I enjoyed like 99.9% of this movie. What I would have liked to seen is not just cameos from the people from the first two movies. I would like to see them involved in some former fashion. [00:12:58] Speaker A: I didn't see TJ Miller. He wasn't in it. [00:13:00] Speaker B: Oh, you will never see, never see him. [00:13:03] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:13:03] Speaker C: Him and Ryan Reynolds, like, hate each other. [00:13:05] Speaker B: Yeah, well, TJ. TJ Mill is an idiot. [00:13:07] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:13:08] Speaker B: Yeah. He fuck, he fucked up, and then he, like, he blamed Ryan Reynolds for, like, doing some stupid shit that he did, which makes, which makes no sense. He was, he's cool. I mean, I definitely was like, I would have been nice to have that guy, but, you know, but as far. [00:13:24] Speaker C: As, like, seeing, like, the metal guy or, like, colossus. Yeah, colossus. [00:13:29] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:13:29] Speaker C: Or, like, teenage mega sonic warhead. Warhead. [00:13:33] Speaker B: Yep. [00:13:33] Speaker C: Like, see them in action, I think would have been cool. Not just as, like, little side quest characters. [00:13:41] Speaker B: Yeah, I think. I think what it was is that they kind of put those people. It wasn't about, it was like, show them. [00:13:48] Speaker C: Was about the variants. [00:13:49] Speaker B: Yep. It was like, show them. But like, this. This movie is not about, like, that core. Like, this movie with. [00:13:57] Speaker C: I think they could have been utilized during the Deadpool's fight at the end, but like, 100. [00:14:03] Speaker B: I mean, sure. Right. It's. [00:14:05] Speaker C: Now you're back in that universe. Like, they're there. I think that would have been a perfect. Okay, now we can see them in action. I think that would have been a little bit more of a cap off. [00:14:15] Speaker B: I thought that fight, for me, it was, it was cool. It was all right. I thought that that scene, though, there could have been something else there. I felt like that was a little bit of a time gap. Cause, like, it's literally like, oh, all right, you came back to this earth. Now here's the bad lady. She's back. Fucking Cassandra, bald head. And I literally looks like Al she looked these days. She literally looks like Al. [00:14:42] Speaker C: She looked like the girl from that supposed to protect the timeline. [00:14:47] Speaker B: Yeah, the secret one. [00:14:48] Speaker C: Yeah. They should have just had her play that. [00:14:50] Speaker B: So, um, she looks like a young Jodie Foster. Hello. [00:14:53] Speaker C: Yeah, I can see that. [00:14:55] Speaker B: She was good. She was good. She was, she was good. [00:14:58] Speaker A: She was good. [00:14:58] Speaker B: Um, I just got a little confused there because it was a little bit like, I'm going to kill you if you do this, then I'm going to kill you. Okay, let's help her out, you know, blah, blah, blah, blah. And then she still shows back up, like, literally five minutes later after leaving them through the portal, she shows up like, oh, just kidding. I'm here again. And now literally, all she does from the portal is walk to the right, and it's literally right there. So it's like, okay, we're gonna have this duko badass fight in an alleyway, and then all we have to do is, like, knocko, run, go anywhere. We literally, all we have to do is go down a flight of stairs in the subway, and we're there. Yeah, I just thought that, like, maybe we could add something else going on there. Yeah, I just thought that, like, maybe that's, like, my only. Really? [00:15:45] Speaker C: I think that if they brought those other characters in, you could have had more of a battle, right? [00:15:51] Speaker B: Instead of literally, we're on a street, like. Like, shorter than this street, just duking it out with a bunch of deadpool. But then I was like, oh, like, my buddy next to me, since, like, the. The nice Deadpool was, like, not didn't regenerate health, and he just assumed that he would regenerate health. I was sick thinking I was under the same thing. When I watch them all, like, fucking, like, they're tearing through all of them, I'm like, oh, like, maybe because they're all variants. Like, maybe they all don't have, like, regenerate health. Nope. What happens? They're all nazi zombies, and they rise. I was like, all right. So I was like, I thought that. [00:16:29] Speaker A: Was funny, that the only one that couldn't was the nice guy. Yeah, his little puppy. [00:16:35] Speaker B: I think the opening scene is top tier. There ain't no better scene that I've ever seen set me off than that opening scene. That was when he bounced. [00:16:47] Speaker C: The knife was so sick. [00:16:48] Speaker A: How sick was that? [00:16:49] Speaker C: It was awesome. [00:16:49] Speaker B: That was crazy. [00:16:50] Speaker C: And I'll take my sword back. [00:16:52] Speaker B: And I'll take my sword. [00:16:53] Speaker C: The movie was hilarious. Had a ton of action. [00:16:56] Speaker B: Baby knife. [00:16:58] Speaker C: I'm going to. I give it a 9898. [00:17:02] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:17:03] Speaker A: Out of 100. [00:17:04] Speaker B: I was up on the nine six. I said, nine six. [00:17:09] Speaker A: We got to go on the mako scale. Here we go. Out of 100. [00:17:11] Speaker C: No, my. [00:17:12] Speaker B: Oh, we're going out of 100. [00:17:13] Speaker A: We go out of 100. You're a 96. You're a 90. I'm gonna say 93. It was good. Very good. [00:17:19] Speaker B: It was very. It was very. [00:17:20] Speaker A: Would I change anything? I don't even know what to change. I don't even remember the movie, for being honest. It was so long ago. That's how long ago. [00:17:27] Speaker B: I did feel like I watched it too. [00:17:28] Speaker A: Like, I feel like I audibly gasped when blade walked through the door, when gambit walked through the door gambit was probably my favorite thing. [00:17:35] Speaker C: The gambit was awesome. [00:17:37] Speaker B: Yep. [00:17:37] Speaker A: Just the way they had him talking, it was. [00:17:40] Speaker B: That was so awesome. [00:17:41] Speaker A: I think, like, I was in 22 Jump street or 23 Jump Street, 20. [00:17:45] Speaker B: Yeah. And, like, he was just, like, playing, like, now he's just playing a different guy, but he was, like, talking in this weird, like they. I don't know how you. I don't know how they kept it together while doing all that. [00:17:56] Speaker C: Really cool, too. Is like the bad guys, like the v in the variant in the void, like toad. They had the original toad from X Men. [00:18:03] Speaker B: The original pyro. [00:18:03] Speaker C: Yeah, the original pyro. [00:18:05] Speaker B: The original pyro, yeah. [00:18:07] Speaker C: It was a new juggernaut, which I didn't like. [00:18:09] Speaker A: No, I mean, come on, give me Vinnie Jones. [00:18:11] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:18:12] Speaker B: They say to him, he goes up to him and he taps on that. When he taps him on the helmet, what's he say? He goes up to him and he's like, oh, what's going on, big guy? You're over here now. He's like, yeah, well, you don't look the same as last time. Looks like you got left out of the budget, too. And I just, like. He makes a comment, Adam, like that. Yeah. He says to him, like, oh, you're a knockoff version. [00:18:33] Speaker A: Would have been so good to get him. [00:18:34] Speaker C: Yeah, of course. So there's a little. I mean, obviously, it's like, you have so many fucking people. It's like, to even get Wesley snipes was just unbelievable. [00:18:44] Speaker B: Do you think. [00:18:45] Speaker A: I know. [00:18:46] Speaker B: That is like, I me. Like, I was like, wait a minute. Not only like, you know, people erupted when you seen Chris Evans. Cause everyone immediately, their first thing is. Oh, yeah, I already mean, I did. I did just. [00:19:01] Speaker A: That torch was coming. [00:19:03] Speaker B: I didn't know that torch was coming. The only person I knew that was gonna be revealed. No bullshit. And it's because Hugh Jackman fucked up the second one. But it's all right because she was in the trailer. But I wasn't watching trailers. X 23 I knew would be in it. And Jennifer Godden is a lecture. That was like a year ago. They said they got Jennifer God on purpose to try and lead you away of, like, who else could they possibly get? [00:19:23] Speaker C: And I could have done without Electra. Not gonna lie. [00:19:26] Speaker A: Well, she didn't have much of a role. [00:19:27] Speaker B: I mean, she. I mean, yeah, she did. She did her thing. [00:19:30] Speaker C: Give me daredevil instead. [00:19:31] Speaker B: She looked fantastic. [00:19:33] Speaker C: Yeah, she looks hot. But I could have done with, though. I was never a fan of electra. [00:19:36] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, she's not pretty shy. Listen, those weapons, they belong to one person and one person only. That's rap. That's Rafael. [00:19:43] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. I thought you were gonna say the girl from Mortal Kombat. [00:19:47] Speaker A: No, that's right. I. Raphael. [00:19:50] Speaker B: I think the blade was. Was. I think that it. You know, it makes perfect sense because. [00:19:57] Speaker A: Of how Deadpool was a introduced. Yeah, Deadpool was basically introduced in those movies. [00:20:04] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:20:04] Speaker A: So, like, to come full circle and how you see him. Yeah, it was cool. [00:20:07] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:20:09] Speaker C: Was he wade in blade? [00:20:12] Speaker A: Remember he's in the elevator and shit. [00:20:13] Speaker C: Yeah, no, no, no. He was in blade, but he was. I don't think he was waiting blade he is. [00:20:21] Speaker A: He's blade. [00:20:22] Speaker B: Mercenary in blade. Is that what he's just. [00:20:25] Speaker C: He's just a mercenary. [00:20:26] Speaker B: Just a mercenary? [00:20:27] Speaker C: Turn into a vampire by Triple H. You're thinking of the X Men movie where Deadpool. He legitimately was Deadpool. [00:20:34] Speaker B: He was Wade Wilson. [00:20:35] Speaker C: He was Wade Wilson. [00:20:35] Speaker B: Wade Wilson. He wasn't. He wasn't like, essentially Deadpool. [00:20:38] Speaker C: So you think a Blade trilogy. I don't think he plays Deadpool. [00:20:43] Speaker A: Wait, hold on. So what am I thinking when he's in the elevator? [00:20:46] Speaker C: That's X Men. [00:20:47] Speaker A: Oh, is that one of the X Men? [00:20:48] Speaker C: Yeah, he was legit Deadpool in that. He said he regrets that when he's got the son mouth. [00:20:53] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. [00:20:54] Speaker B: And they shoot his. They shoot the katanas out of his arms, and then he has to end up fighting Hugh Jackman. [00:21:01] Speaker C: Yeah. And if Hugh Jackman cuts his head off. [00:21:03] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:21:04] Speaker C: He gets. He's getting like laser eyes and shit. They did. They killed that blade character. I mean, they killed that deadpool character right there. [00:21:11] Speaker A: It's too confusing. That was Foxenhouse. They just keep fucking with themselves. And we can get into after about how Marvel might be doing something even crazier too. I don't know if. How you feel about that. It's just like they interweave this shit. [00:21:24] Speaker C: I don't know, I think get dizzy after a while. Yeah. It's a lot going on. You can't keep up. [00:21:30] Speaker A: It's crazy. [00:21:30] Speaker B: You got someone like me that's obsessive over it, that I can. I can take you back, but I can take you down. I know, but if you give me like five minutes, ten minutes, I can explain it to you. [00:21:41] Speaker C: Like, how about, like when I'm at the movies with Eddie, and he's like, how I thought they were dead, and I'm like, it's a variant. [00:21:49] Speaker B: Yeah. Well, the world that you're in, now of what you're watching is a multiverse saga. So it's like, that's all. That's what we're. This is what we're dealing with. That's why it's. It was huge. Like, that was fucking cool. Like, that answered so many questions for us. Like, they took us back to 2018 from the last one, and then they. In 2024. Now what? Like, exactly what has happened to the character since then? He literally, after their second deadpool, he. He took off. He went right to 616. He used his time travel and thing, and he wanted to become an Avenger. That's what he wanted to do. Like, and that was cool. Like, I'm seeing happy Hogan, and that whole, like, that scene was dope as fuck. Yeah, that was cool as shit. Like, he's seeing all the stuff around the room. He got denied at the door. He. That's where everything went sideways for me. Had no purpose. Lost the girls, yada, yada, yada. Got a toupee, sold cars with Pete. So that was awesome. Cause I don't. [00:22:45] Speaker A: I hate when he just moved with him everywhere. So Pete went to that other thing. Or was that. That versions Pete? [00:22:52] Speaker C: No, he. That's where actually, Deadpool is from where Pete lived. And he's selling. [00:22:57] Speaker B: Look at it. That's Earth. Like one. Like 1001-0010 something like that. [00:23:03] Speaker A: Pete's not in both universes. [00:23:05] Speaker B: No, of course there's a peat in six one six. So just so everybody knows, it sounds real nerded out. Earth 616 is what you've been watching. That's where all the Avengers are from. [00:23:14] Speaker A: Where they. [00:23:15] Speaker C: Where they tip the cap, where they said that is the only way he defeated the hundred deadpools is because they. Everyone's got a Pete. [00:23:22] Speaker A: And they all love Pete. [00:23:23] Speaker C: They all love Pete. So then Pete was like, no. [00:23:26] Speaker B: Yeah, he petes like a. Like the sacred one, essentially, to, like, Deadpool's, I guess. [00:23:32] Speaker A: Hey, but who was Pete in the first two movies? Pete was TJ Miller, technically. [00:23:36] Speaker C: Nope, nope. [00:23:37] Speaker B: No. They put out an ad. They put on an. He puts out an ad to start. [00:23:43] Speaker C: A team in the second. [00:23:44] Speaker A: Oh, okay, okay. Now I remember it. Yeah. [00:23:46] Speaker B: And he's like, okay. And he just shows up. He's like, what are you, superpowers? He's like, I don't have any. He's just like, all right, Pete. [00:23:57] Speaker A: So. [00:23:58] Speaker B: And then, like, it goes away from that, but then you're in. So you're in. And then it fast forwards to the plane. Like, everybody's on the plane. Like Brad Pitt's character, everybody's character. They all die. [00:24:13] Speaker A: Okay. That's right. [00:24:14] Speaker B: And then he keeps telling me he's like, precious circuit bear, you got to get out of here, dude. I don't want you around. So it's. It's great. It's. It's crazy. The movie was awesome. I thought the jokes were great. [00:24:26] Speaker C: The jokes were phenomenal. [00:24:27] Speaker B: I thought that the, I thought for what it was and what we got, you know, if people were looking for. I don't know what you were looking for. It's like, the other than this is a movie about Deadpool and Wolverine, like, in them, in them meeting and I'm interacting and them like, do we get. [00:24:46] Speaker C: Deadpool, Wolverine two, or do we get, is it just another Deadpool? Is it just a separate Wolverine? Or is Hugh Jackman done? [00:24:54] Speaker B: So the, the reiterating joke that he literally keeps looking at him and he's like, tell your speaker. So he's got him for, for a minute. [00:25:04] Speaker A: He's got Hugh Jackman. [00:25:05] Speaker B: He's got Hugh Jackman for like, I think, I think two or three more. [00:25:08] Speaker C: Movies, I guarantee residuals. [00:25:11] Speaker B: I do not know if they're going to get another Deadpool Wolverine movie. Sean Levy was like, right now, that's not what's on our table. The bigger announcement is what happened on Saturday at Hall H with Robert Downey. This is exactly what we're talking about. Robert Downey Junior. So fast forward to backtrack just a little bit. They're not recasting king. They scrapped it. This is what they replaced. This is their plan. [00:25:40] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:25:41] Speaker B: Their plan B. Washington their plan b is this recast, not recast, but they're casting for the new Fantastic Four movie. Robert Downey Junior is going to be Victor von Doom. [00:25:53] Speaker A: But they had a good Victor von Doom in the, in the, what's it called? One, the guy from Nip Tuck. He was Vaughn. [00:25:59] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And the first, he's like a good bad. He was, he was a good, he was a good bad guy. But there's, there's something about this that just makes a little bit of sense. [00:26:09] Speaker A: Like Cillian Murphy or something. [00:26:11] Speaker B: Killian Murphy. I thought Killian Murphy was. [00:26:13] Speaker C: Is it a variant or the kid that played. [00:26:16] Speaker B: Sorry to interrupt you all. The guy that played Jaime Lannister. [00:26:19] Speaker A: Oh, he wouldn't have been bad. [00:26:20] Speaker C: Is it. Is Doom Robert Oni Junior's do doom. [00:26:25] Speaker B: Gonna be Earth 616? No. [00:26:28] Speaker C: Okay, but is he a variant of Iron man? [00:26:31] Speaker B: He can be, because there is in the comics there's a. There's a version of Iron man that turns. Infamous Iron man. [00:26:40] Speaker A: Well, Doctor doom, they called infamous Iron man. He's not a version of Iron man. [00:26:44] Speaker B: But they called him infamous Iron man. So that's. So I guess to be good. That's the tie. [00:26:49] Speaker A: It's like, it seems kind of convoluted. [00:26:51] Speaker C: But it is a little. [00:26:53] Speaker A: They have a chance. They have all these ver. With all this stuff. Make anything up they want to say. [00:26:58] Speaker C: Yeah. So they announced two Avengers movies. [00:27:01] Speaker B: Yes. Bigger than just announcing the soup. I think the biggest announcement coming out of Hall H on that you just signed to the two brothers that know exactly, exactly what they're doing. And they got the Russo brothers for both Avengers movies, which is, I think the biggest, like the biggest thing to get out of the way, you don't need. So, bro, big fucking listen. They like Infinity War and Endgame. [00:27:31] Speaker C: Yes. [00:27:32] Speaker A: Already set up for them. They suck. Do you see the movies they released recently? [00:27:37] Speaker B: It's not. But it's not this. It's not this. It's not. It's not this type of work. [00:27:42] Speaker A: Novel set it up for so long. [00:27:44] Speaker C: That it was like these Avengers movies. Are we getting a different group of Avengers? Are we getting. [00:27:49] Speaker B: Yeah, you again? You're gonna get a different group. You gotta. You gotta wait until. [00:27:53] Speaker C: Cuz you're not getting the Guardians back. [00:27:56] Speaker B: Nope, they're not. I mean, they're not Avengers as is. [00:27:58] Speaker A: I think you're getting Fantastic Four. I get the Fantastic four people. I feel like that's who they. Cuz they're making a fantastic four movie. [00:28:04] Speaker B: And then the event, the first Avengers one is. The first Avengers movie is due. Doomsday. Okay, there you go. You already got who your villain is. Okay, what's the second one? Secret wars. Which is a multiversal war between superheroes and villains. It's like, you're right, Al. You're right. You're walking down the boulevard of like, it's all literally right there. Just play this. Pluck the right flowers. Like, just get on set and record the shit and shoot. [00:28:28] Speaker C: My question is, what happens after that? Are they done? [00:28:31] Speaker B: Yeah. Don't listen, don't look too father. You know, I mean, let's just get the 2027 and then I'm sure we'll have a lot more answers answered in the next three years. [00:28:41] Speaker C: They've hit such a low point. Other than this, I haven't. [00:28:44] Speaker B: This is the bounce back they're breaking, dude. This movie is doing, dummy. No, I know it. [00:28:49] Speaker A: But Deadpool, it was never not gonna. [00:28:51] Speaker B: Do it was never not. [00:28:52] Speaker A: I don't think this means shit to the whole thing. If they can't parlay this, they have to. Like, this could just be a one off. They could have a one off and a good thing. It's like Deadpool's a proven property. They can make 20 more movies. It would be like fast and furious. People will go see it every single fucking time. [00:29:05] Speaker B: Yeah, especially that you added Hugh Jack. [00:29:07] Speaker A: Those proven things. Robert Donna Junior could have made 35 Iron Man's. He'd make a billion dollars every single line. [00:29:13] Speaker B: I wonder what they pay. I want to look up what they paid him to be Victor Vaughn Doom. [00:29:17] Speaker C: But I have a serious 20 million minimum. [00:29:20] Speaker B: I think, I think like, I think over that, I'm just not like, I just think it's gonna be kickbacks. [00:29:26] Speaker A: He's getting kickback. He's probably getting 2% of the profits. He's probably gonna make 100, 5200 million dollars each. [00:29:30] Speaker B: I just thought it was funny that that was the first time I. That again, I'm a geek. Like, I geek out over it. That's the first time since he's been passed away in 2018. You know that they've mentioned him. [00:29:41] Speaker C: You know what would be sick is if they brought back hustle flow for one machine. Oh, what's his name? [00:29:51] Speaker A: Terrence Howard. [00:29:52] Speaker C: To bring Terrence so easy, just throw. [00:29:55] Speaker A: Him as a variant with Superman and DC movie. [00:29:59] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:30:00] Speaker C: And then get me fire. [00:30:02] Speaker B: And then just like we were talking about off camera before, it would be. [00:30:06] Speaker A: Wicked sick if then switched into another variant. And then it's. It's him as a hustle and flow. [00:30:11] Speaker B: Well, someone who I would like. Someone who I'd like to see. Someone I would actually like to see is they. They had someone that they got Henry Cavill in there. [00:30:21] Speaker A: That was crazy. [00:30:22] Speaker B: I was crazy. [00:30:23] Speaker A: I thought that was something to. Oh, look, we got Henry. [00:30:26] Speaker B: He's like, no, he said something. He's like, we got. He's got. We'll treat you better. He's like, we got cavalry. He's like, we got caval. Wolverine. Nice, dude. He's like, nice to be here, man. Nice to see you. He's like, don't worry, brother. We'll take way better care than you, than those guys down the street. Yeah, that was just like fucking. It's knife. That's like that. The play on the words. If you're just sitting there listening to Ryan Reynolds just talk the whole time, it is like fucking. I don't know. [00:30:53] Speaker A: It's extremely tough because it feels like if you watch this five years down the road, you'll forget some of the stuff. You know what I mean? Because I can't wait to watch a lot of the shit that he says. [00:31:02] Speaker C: You could tell he's very intelligent with his writing. Yeah, very intelligent with his writing. [00:31:08] Speaker B: I don't just know my favorite. [00:31:10] Speaker C: They don't know how to hit my friend. We don't have to talk about Deadpool. This whole thing, this is the last thing I'll say. The fights between Deadpool and Wolverine were just top tier. [00:31:21] Speaker B: Yeah, so that scene, I think that's an underrated scene as well. The Honda Odyssey scene, where they're driving through the woods and he's basically telling them how much of a piece of shit he is. And then he. But again, another drop. Subtle, subtle drop. I'm gonna fight you. Shut up. He's like, just shut the fuck up. Do you ever stop talking? And he's just sitting there, they're driving. He's just like, ran. Like. And the movie theater that I was in reacted to this pretty big. He's sitting there and he's just like. I'm like, wait a minute. What? And then, like, that was like. I was like, all right, okay, now I can understand. Like, it's gonna. It's coming. Like, it's. I think they. There is going to be a time where. Again, this is just a big theoretical. That a lot of pages been throwing out, that the next time that they all team up like the front runners of the team, because like you just said, who are we going to get? It's Deadpool, it's Wolverine, and it's Spider man. How does Deadpool want. Brian Reynolds wants to do a movie with Tom Holland. [00:32:23] Speaker A: Yeah, but how does Deadpool live in a world that's PG 13? He can't. So, like, that's what I mean. So they have to put Spider man into Deadpool's thing, than the opposite way. [00:32:32] Speaker B: Right, right. We were saying this, too. You can't. You can't tape his mouth. Like, you can't do that. It's not. It's. You'll get such a watered down version of him that people will actually. I think you'll get. You'll get more negative feedback. [00:32:45] Speaker A: Exactly. [00:32:46] Speaker B: Like, immediately. [00:32:47] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:32:48] Speaker C: Now versions of Avengers. [00:32:52] Speaker B: With that being said, I wouldn't hate it. She loves. Yeah. And then bring up your. Bring up your point after that. You were talking about off camera, about how it should be that I think he's the perfect person, though, in a PG 13 setting to appear and then be like, oh, my God, deadpool's here. Blah, blah, blah. He's like, you know, like, what in the fucking shit is going on? They're like, hey, he's like, I could just see him being like, he's a lot. Listen, we get one, get one. That's it. I swear, I I won't do it again. That's all. And then, like, something else happens. He's just like, oh, fuck. [00:33:28] Speaker C: Well, they just bleep them. Just put bleeps in. It would kind of be funny that. [00:33:34] Speaker A: There'S noise being made all around. [00:33:36] Speaker B: Yeah. Or all of a sudden, like he's about to say, and he gets, like, hit by a truck or something, you know, or gets pushed or something like that. But, yeah, to your point, Justin, I know that you were saying that you hope that this is, like, the groundbreaker for more Disney movies being rated. I mean, like, listen, the numbers don't lie. But again, also to Al's point, you know, you weren't gonna get, you weren't gonna get fluff numbers on this movie just because it was rated out. Like, you have two of the biggest stars. [00:34:03] Speaker A: They're already saying it's gonna be the highest gross and irated movie ever. [00:34:06] Speaker C: Oh, I. [00:34:09] Speaker B: Would. If I'm correct, that would surpass Joker, right? Wasn't waka. [00:34:13] Speaker C: It's definitely gonna surpass. [00:34:15] Speaker A: Yeah, I know. Joker had the biggest opening weekend, I think. [00:34:18] Speaker B: Fuck that trailer, by the way. That trailer fucking sucks. [00:34:21] Speaker A: Speaking of trailers, boys, that fucking still happen on there? They think it's gonna be a good movie. [00:34:24] Speaker B: He said. He sat next to me and he's like this the whole time while the trail is going on. Like, just staring at, like, what I'm like, being. [00:34:31] Speaker C: I'm like, so no, dude. [00:34:33] Speaker B: I'm sorry, friend. Yes, my boy Freddy. I'm like, I'm sorry, Fred. I know that you love this movie. I understand it. The first one I will take, I ate my words. It was good. It was fucked up. It was good. That was a good thing. [00:34:46] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:34:47] Speaker B: This looks pathetic and nobody. This looks like fucking dog shit. Like, what the fuck is this, bro? [00:34:53] Speaker A: I wonder if the words are gonna come on the screen so you could sing along like a bounce. [00:34:56] Speaker C: Probably. [00:34:57] Speaker B: Probably, dude. [00:34:58] Speaker A: But I guess one thing. One thing I wanted to ask, and it's a serious question, is do you think that I can do better accents than channel Tatum? Because he is terrible at him and everything that he does. An accent, he's so bad. You remember him in Jump street when. [00:35:10] Speaker B: He'S doing the chat, the Spanish the spanish accent? Yeah, I think they're. I think they make him do it on purpose. [00:35:17] Speaker A: I think he's that bad. [00:35:18] Speaker B: I think he's that bad. [00:35:19] Speaker C: I think he's that bad. [00:35:20] Speaker B: They, like, try and do French and, like, he, like, that's. That's tough, though, to do a french accent and you don't know how. [00:35:26] Speaker C: Would you. [00:35:27] Speaker B: Do you want to do a french accent? Give me your best french accent. [00:35:30] Speaker A: If you only see Mel thou. [00:35:36] Speaker B: Are you fucking mumbling? [00:35:38] Speaker A: I guess that's how I would do it, too. [00:35:39] Speaker B: But then, like, when he was just like, he's like, is everybody ready to take it? He's like, like, that line, bro. And he's like, I shot out of my daddy's dick, and I was right. He's like, all right. [00:35:51] Speaker C: My favorite line for gambit was, like, the sling blade line. And if you heard, like, you haven't heard slingblade talk, I'm going to play you something, and then it's like, you'll understand the reference. It's so funny. [00:36:07] Speaker D: Carl, see if you can figure out. [00:36:08] Speaker B: What'S wrong with this thing. It won't crank up and everything. Things seem to be put together right. [00:36:13] Speaker D: They'll see. [00:36:13] Speaker C: Okay, stop back by. [00:36:15] Speaker B: Don't worry about your boy now. You're doing good. It ain't got no gas in it. [00:36:22] Speaker A: You see there, Scooter? [00:36:24] Speaker C: I ain't got no gas in it. [00:36:27] Speaker A: Say, you taking that with the French? Yeah, I shot on my daddy's dick. [00:36:30] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:36:30] Speaker B: Yeah, I shot on my daddy's dick. Ready? I'm like, I shut off my daddy's dick. [00:36:34] Speaker A: Ready? [00:36:34] Speaker B: What fucking accent? I don't even know what you. [00:36:38] Speaker A: I do love that. I know I shot one of my daddy's dick. [00:36:41] Speaker B: Ready? I'm like, wow, bro. Yes. [00:36:43] Speaker C: You know, they won. [00:36:44] Speaker A: It's such a bad. [00:36:46] Speaker B: The more, like, we keep reiterating it that, and he actually just put up a huge. He put up a huge post because he was like, it's crazy to go back and look at that. Ten years ago, they completely, completely, completely forgot about him. He came to the front, was like, I want to play this character. [00:37:01] Speaker A: The gambit, he wanted. [00:37:02] Speaker B: I want to play gambit. And everybody basically, like, just, like, was at that time, everyone was like, yeah, okay, cool. That's. That's dope. Like, keep keep dreaming, basically, you know? And then it's up to, like, someone, like Ryan Reynolds, to, like, reach out to him and be like, hey, brother, like, do you, do you still have interest in playing teams? Like, dude, I didn't even know how to say yes. [00:37:21] Speaker A: I think he had the biggest roll out of the cameo. [00:37:24] Speaker C: He literally came out of the deck. [00:37:26] Speaker A: Ready to play at the most lines out of the cameo, people. [00:37:28] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:37:29] Speaker B: Aside from. Aside from Johnny Storm. [00:37:32] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. [00:37:33] Speaker B: Talk a lot. [00:37:34] Speaker C: And did you watch. [00:37:35] Speaker B: And I knew immediately, like, did you. [00:37:36] Speaker A: Watch the post credit scene? [00:37:38] Speaker B: Of course. Yeah, of course. [00:37:39] Speaker A: When it was actually him saying. [00:37:40] Speaker B: It's actually him talking a bunch of shit. Yeah. [00:37:42] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:37:43] Speaker C: He's like, I never said that. I got you, bitch. [00:37:47] Speaker A: Cinnamon roll. [00:37:48] Speaker B: What do you call it? [00:37:49] Speaker A: A cinnamon ring. [00:37:50] Speaker C: Yeah, his cinnamon ring. [00:37:51] Speaker B: I. The actual. The end credits scene, you know, I also seen people like, we're kind of pissed off about it. I'm not pissed off about it. What else did you. [00:37:59] Speaker C: What do you expect? You know? What I did, like, was all the behind the scenes footage of the X Men stuff. [00:38:04] Speaker B: That kind of hit, dude. [00:38:06] Speaker C: Yeah, that's. [00:38:07] Speaker B: They always obviously put, like, a fucking, like, one of those songs that it's, like, reminiscent that you're like, oh, shit. [00:38:13] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:38:13] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:38:14] Speaker B: But, like. Yeah, I like seeing all that too. I think Marvel's definitely back. The point. [00:38:20] Speaker C: The lines, I'm just happy they bring in an X Men jokes. [00:38:24] Speaker B: Were fucking. Were fucking hilarious. He's like, all right. He's like. And, like, when he brought. Brings the Wolverine to paradox, and he's just like, like. And he tells him basically, like, it's all, like, been not, like, on the books. Like, what they're doing is shady. And he's like, all right, so you tell me that I brought. I brought this Wolverine here for nothing. He's like. And he's right behind me. He's like, all right, so, Logan, thanks for joining us. Welcome to the Marvel Cinematic Universe. You joining us? At a great, perfect time. We're at a real low point, and we can only go up from here now. And, like that, I just. It was great. The fucking movie was. It was great. I can't see. I hate. That's why I hate critics, and that's why I think, like, you know the best experience, always go and see it for yourself. [00:39:08] Speaker A: See for yourself. [00:39:09] Speaker B: I don't need fucking Jack Mac and all these fucking weirdos movies. [00:39:13] Speaker C: One movie I'm really looking forward to. Have you ever seen ready player one? [00:39:17] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:39:18] Speaker B: I can't get behind it. [00:39:19] Speaker C: Why? [00:39:20] Speaker B: Even though I'm a video game person. [00:39:21] Speaker C: That movie's so good. Did you see it actually watch it? [00:39:24] Speaker B: I didn't want to give it a chance, to be honest. It reminded me a lot of Tron. It looks kind of fucking stupid. [00:39:27] Speaker C: No, see, that's your problem. [00:39:29] Speaker A: I always fall asleep during. [00:39:30] Speaker C: That's your movies. [00:39:31] Speaker A: You start so good. [00:39:33] Speaker B: That's also a lot. [00:39:34] Speaker A: But I always don't. I don't. People fall wickedly. [00:39:38] Speaker B: I do that, too. I understand. [00:39:41] Speaker C: Ready player one's great. I've read. I just finished ready player to the book. It's gonna be awesome. The second movie, it's a very anticipation, a lot of it. [00:39:53] Speaker B: I want to see nose Foratu. [00:39:55] Speaker C: Yeah, it looks great. [00:39:57] Speaker B: That's another one. And then the gladiator. They are hyping up this gladiator. I know. [00:40:01] Speaker C: It's just trailers in general to the movie theater. Like, they're 30 minutes. I think now they're 35 minutes of your trailers. [00:40:09] Speaker B: I personally think, Justin, it's for that movie alone. I know there's a lot of people. Yeah. Unless we go see if we went to any other film. If we went to bad boys right now. Right. [00:40:20] Speaker C: No, we went and saw long legs. It was a half hour worth of trailer. [00:40:24] Speaker A: Not as much as this, so. [00:40:25] Speaker C: And there was a lot. [00:40:30] Speaker B: We went into a 1015 movie. That movie, a thousand percent, did not kick off until about 1047. [00:40:35] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:40:37] Speaker A: My question is, do you think if you started as soon as you sat down, do you think that you could come by the time that the thing started? Cause we know usually you're in the. [00:40:46] Speaker C: Yeah. I mean, nowadays probably you could do it now. [00:40:49] Speaker A: Now you could come before the. Before the movie started. [00:40:51] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:40:51] Speaker A: Never before, though. [00:40:53] Speaker C: No. [00:40:53] Speaker B: Okay. [00:40:54] Speaker C: That was fucking. [00:40:56] Speaker A: Oh, that's what it is. So it's. It's more of a you thing. [00:40:59] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:40:59] Speaker A: And the movies are out of. [00:41:01] Speaker C: My stamina is just not what it was. [00:41:03] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:41:05] Speaker C: So happens when you go on like, uh, she was pregnant and then. [00:41:08] Speaker A: Yes. I mean, these girls, they dry up real quick. [00:41:11] Speaker C: Real quick. [00:41:12] Speaker A: Real quick. [00:41:13] Speaker C: I like how Chrissy was in babysitting mode and then just. [00:41:16] Speaker A: Oh, she passed off that baby, like. [00:41:20] Speaker C: Welcome to my life. [00:41:22] Speaker A: All right, go pick up our kid. I see. Please. Thank you. Get out of the house. [00:41:26] Speaker B: Where is he? [00:41:27] Speaker A: Stop making so much noise. Now we could talk about whores. [00:41:30] Speaker B: Where? Where is he? [00:41:34] Speaker C: He's at camp. [00:41:35] Speaker A: Sports camp. [00:41:36] Speaker B: Sports camp. [00:41:37] Speaker A: That's what they call it. [00:41:38] Speaker B: I listen, bro, it's probably mother fucking hated watching me and Mako, but I'll tip her cap. She put us in Cedar Dale camp. That shit was mad fun. I got thrown out of. You ever hear the story about how I got thrown out of archery? [00:41:50] Speaker A: No. Would you point it at someone? [00:41:53] Speaker B: Who do you think I pointed it at? [00:41:54] Speaker A: Your brother's brother. [00:41:55] Speaker B: That's right. Bitch. Shouldn't have fucking pissed me off, did you? I'm trying to shoot, first of all. So you show up every morning, obviously. It's kind of like that. You try and make friends. It was a little bit weird. There's not a lot of people from Georgetown. I felt like that were my age there. But we'd go to Andover, and she'd drop us off at Cedardale. Cedar Dale is a place where I. You kind of went to a little bit of it. They got a mini Fenway. It's this huge piece of land. [00:42:21] Speaker A: They actually got a mini Fenway. [00:42:22] Speaker B: They have multiple swimming pools, a mini fan, a mini Fenway. An archery segment. It's crazy. [00:42:29] Speaker A: Cedar deal. Andover. [00:42:34] Speaker B: It's unbelievable. [00:42:36] Speaker A: They got a mini Fenway. [00:42:37] Speaker B: They got a bunch of shit. [00:42:38] Speaker A: Looks like a health and fitness place. It looks like it's in Haverhill, too. Like, he has no fucking clue what he's talking about. [00:42:45] Speaker B: Sitting in Haveril. I don't know where the fuck it was. I was mad anyways. There was a bunch of. There's a bunch of different things. So many fields. It was cool. Like, you know, camp counselors kind of, like, let you not really do what you do, but you had a little bit of a whole day cut out. Yep. There it is. [00:43:00] Speaker C: That's pretty cool. [00:43:02] Speaker A: How far is it, though? [00:43:03] Speaker B: I don't know. I don't. I don't know. I don't even know where the fuck. [00:43:07] Speaker A: This is right now. This is where I went. That's. This is. That might not be the right place. [00:43:11] Speaker B: That's not it. [00:43:12] Speaker A: This is Jericho, Vermont. I would fucking take that yard. I take Justin Yard here. Any one of these places I take. [00:43:18] Speaker B: Anyways. Fucking great ass time at camp. I was waiting to get old enough because we went multiple years. My mom distributed us as kids. Multiple years into this camp. [00:43:29] Speaker C: Anything to not be around you guys, right? [00:43:31] Speaker B: Anything to not be even close to us growing up. [00:43:35] Speaker A: So distributed. I like how you say that, like you're a fucking bag of cocaine. She just distributed you guys everywhere. [00:43:40] Speaker B: That's what it was. We just got dropped off. I got dropped off at Cedardale my whole life and Linfield deli market my whole life. [00:43:48] Speaker A: Hold on a second. Getting dropped off to meet your father halfway is not crazy. So I'm guessing that's the Linfield deli market was where you and your. [00:43:56] Speaker B: That was the meeting point. [00:43:57] Speaker A: That's where. [00:43:58] Speaker B: That's where the coke. [00:44:01] Speaker A: You with a bag of coke? [00:44:02] Speaker B: We. Me and my cousin, the bags of coke. Yeah, that's right. That's it. [00:44:07] Speaker A: And you go into summer camp that she had to pay money out of her pocket for. Is not. Is not crazy. Like, let's not act like, you know. [00:44:16] Speaker B: My mother was neglecting us. [00:44:17] Speaker A: Yeah, I don't think. [00:44:18] Speaker B: Nah, dude, I tip my cap. You think I want to hang out with my mother that much? I would have rather way. Rather than doing all this crazy shit. [00:44:24] Speaker A: This is camp right now. You think even wants to come home right now? [00:44:27] Speaker B: No, this was. This. This turned out to be cool. It was like one of those things where it's like, immediately you regret it. So anyways, they, you know, you get taken down to the archery station, they explain to you very, very much like, hey, listen, this is what we're going be doing. Everyone take turns. The one rule that we have is, when you are in the your lane, do not steer away from your target. Eyes always on the target, you know? So I'm sitting there, I'm. I'm Legolas. I'm fucking trying to sling this fucking shit. I'm doing pretty fucking good. Lo and behold, this fucking stupid idiot just won't stop talking. And he's up on a hill, and so he's yelling down. He's like, Niko. Hey, hey, Niko. And so, like, I'm trying to shoot, and, you know, whatever fucking name was like, hey, Niko. Do you. Is that your older brother? Do you have an older brother? And I was like. And I literally, while I'm. I don't know why you're talking to me. I'm like nine years old, like, ten years old, whatever the fuck I'm doing. I literally bow and all. I went, what? And she was like, yo, what are you doing? And I was like. I was like, no, what? I'm like, yeah, that's. I went, yeah, that's my brother up there. And I pointed with the bow. She's like, mister Louis. He, please put down the bow right now. He got it. And then they kicked me out of our tree, dude. And then he started laughing with all of his friends. It's like, I wish I fucking let go of the air. [00:45:52] Speaker A: One. [00:45:52] Speaker B: Put it through your chest. That was my funnest time. But that was a one trouble. [00:45:56] Speaker A: Take him down. That was your one. [00:45:57] Speaker B: That was my one. [00:45:58] Speaker C: Blew it. [00:45:59] Speaker A: You blew it. [00:45:59] Speaker C: You would have never done time. [00:46:00] Speaker A: Now we all got to watch his videos because you didn't fucking pull that trigger. [00:46:04] Speaker B: Pull the arrow. Go. [00:46:06] Speaker A: You didn't have to pull it. You just had to let go. [00:46:08] Speaker B: Dude, if I let go is going right through his chest. It was like a metal tip. Now it was like a bluntly metal tipped arrow, obviously. [00:46:14] Speaker A: What a party. Stuck. [00:46:15] Speaker B: Oh, I would. I. Dude, I was. All these other kids were like, had, like, the weak wrist and, like, they're like, lend it. Go. And it's like. Like, I'm like, sitting here. I'm like, I'm legit. Talk back. And you know what really got me trained for that is when fucking Robert got me that fucking. That replicated Legolas bow. [00:46:34] Speaker C: So we have. We have episode 100 on the horizon. By September 10 is going to be. If we film every Tuesday, September 10 is going to be episode 100. [00:46:44] Speaker A: Do you think that Mako would let Nikko shoot him with the bow and arrow for episode? [00:46:49] Speaker C: Probably not. But what do you think the over under is on shirtless picks from him by episode 100. What's the over under? [00:46:57] Speaker A: How many weeks is still. Is it five weeks? Six weeks. [00:46:59] Speaker C: Six weeks. [00:47:00] Speaker A: Do you know the date is, like, September? [00:47:02] Speaker C: September 10. September 10 is episode 100. [00:47:05] Speaker A: We got it. We got a six pack this week. [00:47:07] Speaker C: What is the over under on shirtless pics from Mako? [00:47:12] Speaker B: Okay, I'm sorry. Like, the amount of shirtless pics that are accumulated by. From. From here. [00:47:17] Speaker C: From here to. How many will he post? What's the over under? [00:47:26] Speaker A: Six weeks. [00:47:26] Speaker C: Six weeks. [00:47:27] Speaker A: Wow, that's a lot. 42 days. He's putting them up every two, three days. [00:47:34] Speaker C: Six. What's the line? [00:47:37] Speaker A: Oh, it's way over six. I'm gonna set it. I'm gonna set it. I'm gonna set a very humble line. I think that I would actually take money on because I think it's a fair line. [00:47:46] Speaker B: Nine and a half. [00:47:46] Speaker A: 14 and a half. I'm being honest. I think that's. That's an honest thing. Honestly. Let's keep track of it. Seven. It's eleven. Saying. [00:47:55] Speaker C: Are we saying slides count as individual pitches? Okay. [00:48:00] Speaker B: Oh, really? [00:48:01] Speaker C: 14? I would say that's. [00:48:03] Speaker A: Yeah, because, I mean, he put up six pitches the other day. That counts. [00:48:06] Speaker B: All different counts as six. [00:48:08] Speaker A: Yeah, I think 14 and a half might be low. [00:48:11] Speaker B: I mean, yeah, if you took individual pictures. I've got. I'm going to take the over because 14 and a half posts differently of you having your shirt off. [00:48:21] Speaker A: What was the point for that post? [00:48:22] Speaker C: Like, I didn't read his journey. [00:48:25] Speaker A: I didn't read it. I saw he had his toenails out, which was absolutely ridiculous. [00:48:28] Speaker C: Journey. [00:48:29] Speaker B: Journey. [00:48:29] Speaker A: I said, I came here for the feed pics. [00:48:31] Speaker C: Who's his journey? [00:48:32] Speaker A: What's the journey, though. [00:48:34] Speaker C: What did he say his weight loss journey is? [00:48:36] Speaker A: Was he trying to say that he's a better shape now than he's ever been? [00:48:39] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:48:39] Speaker A: Okay. I didn't read it, so. [00:48:42] Speaker B: Me neither. [00:48:43] Speaker A: I actually agree with that. I think he looks the best he's ever looked in terms of body composition. [00:48:47] Speaker B: 100%. It's just like, I message you all the time. I just don't understand. I just don't understand the kids killing himself. Like he's gonna. He's like, he's fucking killing himself. [00:48:57] Speaker A: Why is he killing himself? [00:48:58] Speaker B: Well, you're doing all that work and then you're going and getting roast beef three ways at like 1220 at night. Like, dude, like, you just think he's. [00:49:05] Speaker A: On any type of PD. [00:49:09] Speaker C: He's probably on. [00:49:10] Speaker B: I might be on a. Is he on like a fucking fat burner? Like. [00:49:13] Speaker A: I don't know. [00:49:15] Speaker C: You know, like he's probably taken testosterone. [00:49:20] Speaker B: My brother, yo, I don't know if my brother ever. [00:49:24] Speaker A: I don't know. [00:49:24] Speaker B: First of all, you don't? You don't. Well, then why are you saying it? [00:49:27] Speaker A: I'm just asking questions. I'm trying to ask where your head's at. Like where you think he's at right now. Do you think he's taking anything extra? [00:49:35] Speaker B: My brother can't even take an edible, the right amount of an edible. I. My brother nonetheless cannot take a steroid. If he took Aniva, which is actually like more of a female steroid, that would make sense. No, they do it a lot. No, that's. They do it a lot in boxing. Like, they do that a lot. Few in boxing. [00:49:53] Speaker C: I don't think he. [00:49:54] Speaker B: Yeah, they gave it to me for rough and rowdy. I just want that news to get out there. I was offered steroids. I also, I denied those steroids. I never took them because I thought steroids. I think my opponent, like definitely, I know he was recovering from heroin. I usually the high off life, a high off of a good bag of coke. Cuz he wouldn't shut up at the wait. [00:50:17] Speaker C: I don't think that he's taking steroids. The road and steroids are two different. [00:50:21] Speaker B: That's not steroids. [00:50:22] Speaker C: I know. I think he's taking testosterone. [00:50:25] Speaker A: Well, he's admitted he's taking testosterone. [00:50:27] Speaker C: Oh, well, there you go. [00:50:28] Speaker B: All right. [00:50:28] Speaker A: Well, I think there's more to it. [00:50:31] Speaker B: I don't think so because that shit actually fucks with your mental and all that. And he's not the strongest mental thing is. You. [00:50:37] Speaker A: You should put, you should be able to put whatever you want in your body. So I'm not gonna show them. [00:50:43] Speaker C: There is a company that is gonna be running an Olympic style competition and. [00:50:49] Speaker B: Allowing you to take, allowing you to. [00:50:51] Speaker C: Take whatever you want to take. [00:50:53] Speaker B: That's good tv. [00:50:54] Speaker C: Safe. [00:50:55] Speaker B: I'd watch that. [00:50:56] Speaker C: They monitor you. So they do. You're doing everything safely. Give you all the right dosages, all the right fucking. [00:51:05] Speaker B: It's a little weird. [00:51:06] Speaker C: Blood test and everything. [00:51:07] Speaker B: I don't know. It's a little weird. [00:51:08] Speaker C: I like that. [00:51:09] Speaker B: I like that. [00:51:10] Speaker A: Because they're all taking it anyways. [00:51:11] Speaker B: I'm kidding. Yeah. You're just taking it until you get caught. Then all of a sudden, you know. [00:51:15] Speaker A: The garon judge is taking something. [00:51:17] Speaker C: No. [00:51:18] Speaker A: Yes. He's taking something. [00:51:19] Speaker B: No. And he could be just crazy. [00:51:20] Speaker A: Could just be. Come. He's taking something. [00:51:23] Speaker B: Yeah, like crazy. Did you see last night he had another two. Dude, he's six foot eight. [00:51:27] Speaker A: Doesn't matter. [00:51:28] Speaker B: Swinging a bat to transition to that. I do have a couple of things. I have a couple of things down. Yep. It's a little, it's a little bit sports related. Listen, sports around the quarter, footballs around the corners, a couple of things. [00:51:41] Speaker C: The Olympics, right? [00:51:42] Speaker B: There's a couple of things to touch on. I also want to touch on this, get a little bit of reaction to you guys. We'll start with the Olympics since we're there. [00:51:48] Speaker C: We're going to talk about basketball right now. [00:51:50] Speaker B: Nope, we're not going to talk about it too much. Just going to ask you. Overreaction or no reaction. Jason's hate him not playing the first. [00:51:58] Speaker C: I think that's ridiculous. [00:51:59] Speaker B: You think it's ridiculous? No react. I don't have any real reactions to it at all. [00:52:03] Speaker C: You played Derek white 90% of the game. Why would you not play tatum for at least five minutes? You're already. You have a 15 point lead. Throw him in there. What's the, what's the big deal? [00:52:13] Speaker A: I think that my opinion is you're a thousand percent right. He's okay. So Kerr said before there's only ten people he's most likely going to play. There's going to be essentially two people are going to sit out every single game. Those are going to rotate. I think no one would even be talking about this if he just didn't put in the. For three minutes each. Five minutes each. No one would be talking about it. [00:52:34] Speaker C: Nobody. [00:52:35] Speaker A: So I think he's stupid for not just doing it. But I understand that this was his game plan from the jump. He told Tatum before they was probably not going to play. [00:52:42] Speaker B: Yep. [00:52:42] Speaker C: So why do you need them then? Case somebody. [00:52:45] Speaker A: Because it's for another game. We'll see if it's. [00:52:49] Speaker B: If it's a consistent thing nonetheless. Look at the. I know. Look at the floor, though. Like, look at the floor. If you. [00:52:56] Speaker A: Tatum is better than Devin Booker. [00:52:58] Speaker B: Tate I. So I said, okay, when they play Sol Trudeau and there's going to be two other guys that are going to sit. Unless if Tyrese Halliburton is literally just going to ride pine the whole time, which, sure, Steve Kerr is also in a tough spot. You like basketball players? The most egotistical, diva esque players. He's dealing with twelve multimillion dollar max contract guys on every team. Every. On every team. Drew Holiday, Derek white, those guys all still get paid, you know, and LeBron, like, we could go through the. [00:53:29] Speaker C: LeBron's like 30. He's like 40 years old. [00:53:31] Speaker B: I know, but he's playing. It's tough to kind of have him sit back, Justin, when he's obviously the leader and he's fucking playing good, dude. [00:53:39] Speaker A: Oh, he is playing. [00:53:39] Speaker B: And it's olympic ball, though. It's totally different. [00:53:41] Speaker C: I've seen better, better olympic basketball teams lose. I've seen better teams than this lose. [00:53:51] Speaker A: Yeah. It's all about how they play. They should never lose. [00:53:53] Speaker B: I get it. They should never lose. [00:53:55] Speaker C: Like two and a half feet. [00:53:58] Speaker B: Is it two and a half feet in? [00:53:59] Speaker C: If you're gonna go chemistry, just run, run. Derek Tatum and holiday for like a quarter. [00:54:10] Speaker B: I mean, sure. [00:54:11] Speaker C: You give other guys. [00:54:13] Speaker B: I'm gonna guess that. If I had to guess out, the next person that that's going to sit is Devin Booker. I'm thinking Devon's going to sit the whole game. [00:54:22] Speaker C: I did. [00:54:23] Speaker B: I watched the majority of it, dude. Kevin Durant's. Kevin Durant. Was he a for nine five from in the first half? [00:54:30] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:54:30] Speaker C: So he went six for six in total. [00:54:33] Speaker A: No, he went eight for nine, five. [00:54:36] Speaker B: For the three and eight for eight in the first half. [00:54:39] Speaker C: Yeah. He shot 100% now. [00:54:41] Speaker B: Nope, he's eight when he. For nine in the first half. He shot 100%. 100%. 100%. [00:54:46] Speaker A: You don't. [00:54:48] Speaker B: He only took one shot in the second half and he missed. But he was, he was like, he was lights out, dude. I mean, you can't take that guy off to court. That's essentially the spot. Tatums going off the bench. [00:54:57] Speaker C: I understand. [00:54:58] Speaker B: Six, man. [00:54:58] Speaker C: Here's the thing is he came off the bench. Yeah. That's great. He was hurt. So was Embiid. It's like, why are you not putting the person that just won an NBA championship and the freshest game legs out there? It makes no sense, even for three. [00:55:16] Speaker B: Minutes, because it is what it is. It's the way we're talking. [00:55:21] Speaker A: Plan. I think if you would know this once you start, if you have a coach, you would know that we have a game plan. You're gonna stick to it. [00:55:26] Speaker C: Yeah, but it's like you biting your nose to spite your face. [00:55:30] Speaker A: I would agree. I think he would have had to answer absolutely zero questions if he gave them three minutes each. [00:55:35] Speaker C: Exactly. Regretted it. Yeah. [00:55:37] Speaker B: At the end of the day, guys, people always want something to talk about. Even if it was three minutes, it. [00:55:44] Speaker C: Looks like it's out of spite. [00:55:46] Speaker B: I mean, that's how it looks. [00:55:47] Speaker C: It's like he's one of the best plays. He's better than 90% of the players on that court. [00:55:53] Speaker B: Speaking of ball, he's good. I mean, that's tough, bro. Like, that's. It's just a tough lineup to crack. You don't think he's coming off the fucking bench? [00:56:03] Speaker C: I get it, but that's fucking crazy. Do you think. [00:56:06] Speaker A: Let me see. [00:56:06] Speaker C: Do you think that Tatum is better than Howard? Old is LeBron now 45? Do you think Jason Tatum. 25 year old Jason Tatum is better? [00:56:16] Speaker B: Jason Tatum, I think is like 2026. [00:56:18] Speaker C: Whatever. I don't. He's. He's 25, 26, 27. Do you think he is better than a 45 year old LeBron James? [00:56:27] Speaker A: All right, so you can make this. So this is the start lineup. Lebron James, Embiid, book a holiday. Steph Curry. [00:56:33] Speaker B: Okay, so Steph Curry and be Lebron. [00:56:39] Speaker A: I think he could it be. [00:56:40] Speaker C: He could be over Booker and holiday and Derek White. Even though Derek White was on the bench. [00:56:46] Speaker A: Anthony Edwards was. Yeah, but they're all. [00:56:49] Speaker B: Anthony Edwards started. [00:56:51] Speaker A: Anthony Edwards. Why do I have this? As. These are the status. These are the status. [00:56:57] Speaker B: Okay, so that was your start lineup. So Devin Booker came. Wait a minute. Who's. Who's in the style lineup? Devin Booker. [00:57:02] Speaker A: Yep. Okay, so they went small. Small there. Kevin Durant. Bam. Adebayo. Anthony Davis. Anthony Edwards. Devon. What? Derek White. Derek White played 16 minutes. [00:57:14] Speaker C: That's what I'm saying. [00:57:15] Speaker B: He's. Because of how it's like. It's mad. It's mashup s. I know. [00:57:19] Speaker A: I think it's matchup s two. But that's what he tried to explain. [00:57:21] Speaker B: He's playing like Derek white. You know what he's gonna do when he runs out there? [00:57:24] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:57:25] Speaker B: He's just gonna fucking run around, dude, like, one shot. [00:57:28] Speaker C: I think it does. [00:57:29] Speaker B: He does two shots. They don't need him to. You know what I mean, Justin? They just need him to fucking defense. Defense. That's literally how. [00:57:35] Speaker A: I mean, LeBron, 21. Nine and seven. That's a solid. [00:57:38] Speaker B: How many minutes did LeBron play? [00:57:39] Speaker A: 27. [00:57:40] Speaker C: Seven minutes. He played the most. [00:57:42] Speaker A: Yep. [00:57:43] Speaker B: That's crazy. [00:57:44] Speaker A: Devin Booker played 20, 612 points, five assists, two rebounds. Yeah, Booker. Booker. I mean, it is what it is. I'm guessing they're putting Booker in the. I mean, how are they doing this? You say Steph Curry's one, or would you put him into two? [00:57:58] Speaker B: He's one. [00:57:59] Speaker A: Drew hard put. Drew holiday to. Devin Book is playing the three. [00:58:03] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:58:04] Speaker A: Embiid's playing the five. Bronze playing the four. Right. That's probably how they're doing it. [00:58:10] Speaker B: That lineup's gonna look at. The lineup's gonna look different versus the South Sudan team. Yeah. [00:58:14] Speaker A: When's that game? [00:58:15] Speaker B: I don't know. [00:58:16] Speaker C: The 31st? [00:58:17] Speaker B: I'd be interested. [00:58:18] Speaker A: Tomorrow? [00:58:18] Speaker B: Yeah, tomorrow. What time? [00:58:20] Speaker A: I mean, no offense, dude. We're playing fucking legitimate retards. South Sudan is like, honestly, yo. [00:58:33] Speaker B: About minute management, motherfucker. Don't matter who we put on the court. Are you fucking shit me? Listen, every. The only reason why everyone's so interested in this, because South Sudan was beating us for three. Three and a half quarters in a preliminary match. [00:58:49] Speaker A: It was crazy. [00:58:50] Speaker B: That's when the lights weren't on and we weren't in the Olympics. Now you're about to get this big us dick. That's what I'm feeling. It's going to happen. They're so deep. [00:58:58] Speaker A: What do you think? [00:58:59] Speaker B: I love it. 23 and a half, 29 and a half. That just has moved up since two days ago. [00:59:05] Speaker A: Yes. [00:59:07] Speaker B: I love it. They're booing and bead. I think that's great because he sells Sudan. [00:59:11] Speaker A: That's where he's from. [00:59:11] Speaker B: No, I think he has french descent. French? Swear to God, I think he has french. French descent. [00:59:20] Speaker C: Who is on South Sudan? Any pros? [00:59:23] Speaker B: No, I just know that they've been funded by Luau Dang for the past, like, decade. [00:59:27] Speaker A: Luau dang? Dude, that's a. That's a name from the past. [00:59:30] Speaker B: He's been funding them with his own personal money. [00:59:32] Speaker A: South Sudan roster. [00:59:35] Speaker C: Have you done any Olympic gambling? [00:59:38] Speaker B: No, I'm. [00:59:39] Speaker A: Oh, my joke dang. It's probably like, his son or something is on the team or. [00:59:44] Speaker B: Dang is a very popular last name. [00:59:47] Speaker A: Nope. Watch this. I guarantee this is like his son. [00:59:54] Speaker C: Yeah. Go to his relatives. [00:59:56] Speaker A: Early life in Korea. Okay, maybe I'm just racist. [01:00:03] Speaker C: That's probably what it is. [01:00:04] Speaker B: Just racist. That's all you want. [01:00:05] Speaker A: Just racist. [01:00:07] Speaker B: That's it. Just strictly racist. I think it's. [01:00:11] Speaker C: I think it's no look alike. [01:00:13] Speaker B: Okay, now you're just getting ridiculous. Just stop. [01:00:16] Speaker C: So there's not a pro on till today? [01:00:18] Speaker B: No, Justin, there isn't one. So that's why it's like, again, bro, like, I don't think it's that big of a deal. I think it's a. [01:00:25] Speaker C: If they lose, I think in a. [01:00:27] Speaker B: Big picture essence, Justin, it's more like a blessing that you got. You get to be on that team and, like, imagine just being able to be there. You're there with all the boys. [01:00:35] Speaker A: I mean, to be honest, they look like they can ball. [01:00:38] Speaker B: So we keep digging. Yes. He's just going to keep digging. He just, like, double, triple down and we. [01:00:44] Speaker A: I mean, they look like they could run marathons. Like, these are marathon winners. [01:00:48] Speaker B: Yes, yes, but they're ballers. [01:00:52] Speaker A: Yeah, see, but see, this is the thing. You can't sleep. This is what happens to the USA when you got a bunch of prima Don's. This is the only problem. Problem. This is why, like, you should. I think they should mix younger talent, like, people like, to just come out of college. They should mix them in, like, amateur. [01:01:07] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:01:07] Speaker A: Not amateurs. Like, people that are just coming into the pros. So, like, my. My argument would be, like, in the WNBA, you should have someone like Caitlin Clark should come in that are going to work over, like, a veteran, that when the tough gets tough, you know what I mean? Because sometimes these things, they give you a run for your money, those teams. [01:01:23] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:01:24] Speaker A: That shouldn't. Because you feel complacent. You know what I mean? [01:01:28] Speaker B: I definitely. I definitely agree with you. I definitely think there's very. This. I mean, you've seen it through every preliminary match that they played, and I'm. I'm pretty. I'm excited to watch them play against Canada. Cause it looks like Canada's playing a little bit of feisty to them, which is good. I think that you're going to get the best basketball out of the USA when they're down. And like you said, they're lackadaisical and then they're down twelve points at half. And someone like LeBron's like, you know, listen, boys, like, they ask Anthony Edwards, who's. I mean, who are the captains of this team? Who leads this team? They. And he said, we all answer to, you know, LeBron, KD to Steph Curry. That's who it is. [01:02:06] Speaker C: So I'm going to read off some of. Some of the events that they are holding that I think are kind of weird. [01:02:13] Speaker A: Okay. So we're talking Olympic events. Office in there. And this is in. [01:02:18] Speaker C: Badminton is in there. Badminton, badminton. [01:02:21] Speaker B: Flag football's in there. [01:02:22] Speaker C: Baseball and softball, which I haven't seen any of those games yet. [01:02:27] Speaker B: I agree. I agree. [01:02:28] Speaker A: We should dominate softball. [01:02:29] Speaker B: I agree. Yes. [01:02:32] Speaker C: And they do three on three. [01:02:34] Speaker B: Basketball for women. Yeah. I don't know how that's like an Olympic sport, to be honest. When it's half court. [01:02:41] Speaker A: No, it's. [01:02:42] Speaker B: Clear it. [01:02:43] Speaker C: Yeah, clear it. Three on three. [01:02:45] Speaker B: It's. It's big three. Basketball, like on CB's that no one watches. [01:02:48] Speaker A: What are you talking about? They. Clarinet, dude. [01:02:51] Speaker B: If they play on the. [01:02:52] Speaker C: The plane, half. [01:02:53] Speaker A: That's crazy, dude. That's worse than bad men. [01:02:57] Speaker B: It's way worse. [01:02:59] Speaker C: Break dancing. That's awesome. [01:03:03] Speaker B: How's that an olympic sport at all? [01:03:05] Speaker C: Break dancing? [01:03:06] Speaker B: Is that like an. [01:03:07] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:03:08] Speaker B: What? [01:03:08] Speaker A: This is. This is why the Olympics are a fucking joke, dude. [01:03:11] Speaker B: Skateboarding is in the Olympics. I didn't even know that. [01:03:14] Speaker A: I could see that. Breakdown. [01:03:15] Speaker C: Canoeing is an olympic canoeing sprint. [01:03:19] Speaker A: I will tell you, if canoeing was an olympic sport, I would have beat Justin at it. [01:03:24] Speaker C: Bmx. That makes sense. Mountain biking. Okay. [01:03:29] Speaker B: Oh, I wanted to make mountain biking. I have something to say about equestrian. [01:03:35] Speaker C: Okay. I get that. Fencing flag. [01:03:37] Speaker A: I don't get equestrian. [01:03:38] Speaker C: They have regular. Oh. Football. Gotcha. Soccer. Hockey. [01:03:46] Speaker B: No, no. [01:03:47] Speaker C: Is it field? That's field hockey. [01:03:49] Speaker B: Yeah. There we go. Field hockey is an olympic sport. [01:03:53] Speaker A: I will say. I have seen some olympic college hands. Not bad. Regular. [01:03:57] Speaker C: Handball is an olympic sport, okay. Judo, karate, lacrosse. That makes sense. Swimming. [01:04:04] Speaker B: You say lacrosse. [01:04:05] Speaker C: Lacrosse. Rugby. [01:04:06] Speaker B: Like, I haven't. That's what I'm saying. [01:04:08] Speaker A: Rugby's fucking Robbie's line. I gotta go watch the brain tree. That brain. [01:04:12] Speaker C: Skateboarding, which is new. It was never. [01:04:14] Speaker B: That would be good. [01:04:15] Speaker C: Was never an Olympic event. It was always x games. [01:04:18] Speaker B: They still have. I mean, they still have shooting, sailing. Yeah. These are all things have been in trampoline. [01:04:26] Speaker C: What's trampoline? [01:04:27] Speaker A: Is it. Is it gonna be like a. I will say this. Okay. That's gonna be like flips. And I will say. I'll get down with that. [01:04:32] Speaker C: That's like gymnastics, golf, obviously. [01:04:35] Speaker A: That just came two years ago. [01:04:37] Speaker B: Is that real? Like, do we have USAP? Do we have legitimate golfers from the USA? Like, fighting for gold for us. [01:04:43] Speaker A: Yeah. Like Justin Thomas and all them. [01:04:45] Speaker C: Yeah, they have table ten. [01:04:48] Speaker B: Don't know. Table tennis is huge. [01:04:51] Speaker A: Water polo, ping pong is one of those things that probably shouldn't be. [01:04:55] Speaker C: Weightlifting. [01:04:56] Speaker A: Yes. That's actually awesome. [01:04:58] Speaker B: That's like legit Olympics to a tee. That's like where it all comes back. [01:05:01] Speaker C: And then obviously wrestling, volleyball. [01:05:04] Speaker B: Yep. All that stuff you did mention mentioned a few of you. [01:05:07] Speaker C: Climbing. What sport? Climbing. [01:05:11] Speaker B: You know what? Listen, okay, listen. If you want to be challenged against the world with nation versus nation of who can climb the best fucking wall, fuck it, baby. Sign me up. But there are some things on that list that don't make any sense at all. Black football is one that shouldn't be an Olympic sport. I don't actually agree with that. That is fucking ridiculous. It is a. It is a. [01:05:33] Speaker A: There should be no variations of actual. [01:05:35] Speaker B: Thank you. I just. [01:05:37] Speaker A: Regularly. [01:05:38] Speaker B: That should be not. That should not be a thing. There's already a woman's basketball team representing USA. You didn't make that team. Sorry, sister. You suck, okay? [01:05:48] Speaker A: No, it's true. [01:05:49] Speaker B: Fucking suck. Yeah, you're now. You're now playing like, I'll just said a variation of a fucking game you're playing. We could go to whaling right now and play three on three half court basketball. That's what we're playing for, an Olympic medal. [01:06:02] Speaker C: That's crazy. [01:06:03] Speaker B: Imagine, Justin, hey, I won a gold medal back in 2024. The way I'll say is if on. [01:06:10] Speaker A: Throwback, you call your own fouls. I want metal nets, double rim. That's what I want. I want, like, class. It better look like a playground. They better act. [01:06:19] Speaker B: I'm not gonna lie to you. It looks like a street court. [01:06:22] Speaker A: Yeah, it's. [01:06:23] Speaker B: I think it's caged in, really. [01:06:26] Speaker C: Squash is an olympic sport as well. [01:06:28] Speaker B: That I believe has been, though. That's. I have no problem with. Things have already been there. [01:06:32] Speaker C: But ping pong, so it's only about time. [01:06:35] Speaker A: Pickleball is gonna be in. [01:06:36] Speaker B: That's been there. I can't believe pickleball's not in. It's because it's brand new. Will be in there. Yeah, if I was fucking in there. Fuck it to if flag football have. [01:06:45] Speaker C: Regular football being there. [01:06:46] Speaker B: If. [01:06:46] Speaker C: What are you doing? [01:06:47] Speaker B: No. [01:06:48] Speaker C: Why no? [01:06:48] Speaker B: Because you know why? One, politics. We're never going to get real people on the field. And I don't want the fucking sport being led to shame by fucking losers. Just like flag football. No, athletes, you can look up the flag, they don't allow it. They look at the flag football roster. All Jimmy's and Joe's you've never heard of. That's a terrible representation of our country. That's not truly it. And also it's a variation of football. Dude, fuck that. If we can't get. [01:07:15] Speaker C: I got to be honest, I think Winter Olympics is better than the summer. [01:07:18] Speaker B: I do too. Why? Because skiing and snowboarding. Well, yeah. [01:07:22] Speaker C: Nobody's just talking. [01:07:25] Speaker B: Yeah. Second to none. I mean, you had the miracle on ice. So it's like that would be solidified. [01:07:30] Speaker C: As like. [01:07:33] Speaker A: I did. [01:07:34] Speaker B: I can. I love being up at three in the morning, highest balls. Watching people go down a hundred foot ramp on a snowboard and doing some crazy. [01:07:42] Speaker C: Even the skiing. Ski jump shit. Skiing. Wicked fun. [01:07:44] Speaker A: Does anyone have any information on bobsledding? If the president's. If the president of France's wife is actually a husband. [01:07:54] Speaker C: What? [01:07:55] Speaker A: Okay, so they're saying Macron, the president of France, his wife. I'm only putting quotes there because people is calling it wife. That it's actually statutory raped him when he was 14 years old and is actually a man that transvestited over. Is that transvestite or transgender? [01:08:13] Speaker C: Transgender. [01:08:13] Speaker A: I always get that confused. Transdova to a man. Now I have no clue if this is actually true. I will say that some family members have been really hammering me with articles like in the text to try to. [01:08:27] Speaker C: Make you make a video. [01:08:28] Speaker A: No, I don't know if they want me to make a video, but I don't know. I mean, do we want to get. [01:08:32] Speaker C: Into that Winter Olympic? [01:08:34] Speaker A: McCrone's. McCrone's husband. [01:08:36] Speaker C: Milano. Milano. [01:08:38] Speaker B: And I agree with. This is a total side note as well. I completely agree with Jim Murray from 95. Actually someone that speaks kind of some common knowledge and some sense. Dude, for all the people that think that we should have been a host country, let alone a host state for the Olympics, bro. You think that this fucking place can handle an Olympic knows. [01:09:02] Speaker A: That's the wife. [01:09:04] Speaker C: That's like. [01:09:04] Speaker A: That's the president. [01:09:06] Speaker B: Let me see that. [01:09:06] Speaker A: They're saying the guy that that could be a guy. [01:09:10] Speaker C: It was a. [01:09:11] Speaker B: He could have. She could have a dick or not a dick anymore. She got. Yeah. [01:09:16] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:09:16] Speaker B: So whatever. [01:09:17] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, it is what it is. [01:09:18] Speaker B: Yeah, it is what it is. We. We live. [01:09:20] Speaker C: We are gonna be getting the World cup, which I think we should definitely go to, dude. [01:09:26] Speaker B: Okay. Can mention this. This is gonna be outrageous. Price going. Yes. Price rise. And like the. Everything around here is gonna be outrageous. There's going to be nations of people all infiltrating our fucking country. Not like to sound like, like protectable line. So I'm just saying like dude, you guys know how it is. It takes us like to get from here to Beachmont. It's gonna take us 20 minutes and. [01:09:54] Speaker C: They'Re not gonna be, they'll be playing. [01:09:56] Speaker A: Where are they? [01:09:56] Speaker C: Maybe in Fox. [01:09:57] Speaker B: Gillette. [01:09:58] Speaker C: Gillette? [01:09:58] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:09:59] Speaker B: Where are they going to stay? Boston. [01:10:03] Speaker A: I know, I get what you're saying. Probably Rhode island. [01:10:06] Speaker B: Probably could even stay here. They could stay somewhere up on route one you could still drive to. [01:10:10] Speaker A: I get it, I get it. [01:10:10] Speaker B: That's a 45 minutes drive. [01:10:12] Speaker C: Are we gonna try to go? [01:10:13] Speaker A: No, because I'll tell you why we're not gonna try to go. Niko said that he was gonna dress as deadpool with deadpool. He didn't do it. [01:10:21] Speaker B: I couldn't get it. [01:10:22] Speaker A: He was gonna stop this bull buchanan thing. It still hasn't happened. [01:10:25] Speaker B: Happening tomorrow. [01:10:26] Speaker A: You said you're gonna do man in the street at in. [01:10:29] Speaker C: I said, we all said. And then you guys all went to. [01:10:35] Speaker A: The thing, it was like fine, I got tickets. You guys all gonna do? We don't do so no, we're not going to the world. [01:10:41] Speaker C: You all went doc. [01:10:42] Speaker B: So then hopefully we end up under. [01:10:44] Speaker A: Promising and over delivering. Besides over promising and under delivering. [01:10:48] Speaker B: Well tomorrow. Tomorrow. It's tomorrow. It's on. It's game on. [01:10:52] Speaker A: It's on. I'm gonna be able to go on my computer, me and my kid and make fun of you for 3 hours while you stream. [01:10:57] Speaker B: I think I'm gonna do 6 hours. Yeah. [01:10:59] Speaker A: Okay. [01:10:59] Speaker C: You stream for 6 hours at least. [01:11:02] Speaker B: Yeah, I'm gonna try to at least. Yeah man. [01:11:04] Speaker C: I mean I think games you're gonna fucking play. [01:11:07] Speaker B: Well, I gotta get on the field first, bro. So I have to sit there and fucking practice. I am behind Jackson Arnold essentially who's like. [01:11:15] Speaker C: So you playing physical practices? [01:11:17] Speaker B: I'm gonna play the physical practice for sure. I gotta get in there. I gotta, you know. [01:11:21] Speaker A: You got the pads? You got it all set. [01:11:22] Speaker B: I don't have the pads. I don't. I don't have everything all set. It's not all set and stuff. We had some setbacks al, you know, hockey pads. You know that I could get hockey. [01:11:32] Speaker A: Pads, get hockey pads, throw some shoulder pads. [01:11:34] Speaker B: I'm nowhere in hockey pad. And uh, how is that? I don't jersey. The jersey is still on the way. I knew the jersey was gonna take a long. [01:11:44] Speaker A: That's fine. That's a custom jersey. [01:11:46] Speaker B: It's it. That's one. [01:11:48] Speaker A: Get a red jersey from dicks. [01:11:49] Speaker B: Do I already have one? [01:11:50] Speaker A: Oh, you good though? [01:11:51] Speaker B: I have a red one. Doesn't have, doesn't have ten on it. [01:11:54] Speaker A: Who cares? You're getting right here to you just. [01:11:56] Speaker B: Not, I'm just, I know I got, listen, lo and behold, I, tomorrow I will hit the button where I can start streaming. [01:12:04] Speaker A: Get some pads on. I want full pads. [01:12:05] Speaker C: Somebody sent me, it's called a movie night box. I'm gonna do like a, like a video on. So they sent me a movie box. It's like, it has like a brand new horror movie in it. I don't know what it is. It's a random movie. [01:12:23] Speaker B: I'm just, I don't want to interrupt you. I'm just trying to ask and see if I can get this concept right. Is it like Thread Beast? It's like monthly. Do you get sent a box? [01:12:30] Speaker C: It's not a monthly subscription. Oh. [01:12:33] Speaker B: I used to be part of also a model collector corp thing from teamed up on Amazon. Once a month they send me a box. Shoot. Dude, coolest. Kind of another cool subscription. Send you a pop, a t shirt and some couple other little things. Whatever they had going on. [01:12:48] Speaker C: So it's very similar concept, except it's a movie night. So they send you like popcorn, candy, like in a movie. That's it. [01:12:57] Speaker A: I could, I can't tell you how bad I want your family to ruin this movie for you too. [01:13:05] Speaker C: At least he's home. He can ruin it. [01:13:06] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:13:07] Speaker C: Take a minute. [01:13:07] Speaker A: So it's a horror movie. Who gave, who got it for you? Just someone random. [01:13:11] Speaker C: They're called. Hold on. Well, I'm gonna make the, like someone. [01:13:14] Speaker B: Sent it to you? [01:13:15] Speaker C: Yeah, like a. No, it's not. I wouldn't say it's a sponsor. [01:13:20] Speaker A: Okay, he doesn't. I think he's being secretive. That's fine. [01:13:23] Speaker C: I'm not being secretive. I'm gonna tell you who it is now when I can find their official name. No, if you guys have been to my house. You guys know I have a very extensive movie collection, I guess. [01:13:36] Speaker A: Yeah, extensive for you. [01:13:38] Speaker C: I don't know. I have probably like 300 Blu ray and steel books that are probably worth nothing. No, my collection right now, absolutely zero. [01:13:48] Speaker A: It's worth less than zero. It's a Blu ray. No, everything's digital now. I actually threw out probably. I'm not even exaggerating. [01:13:55] Speaker C: Maybe you. [01:13:56] Speaker A: 1500 movies. [01:13:57] Speaker B: Wow. You can't do that. [01:14:00] Speaker A: It's tossed them all. [01:14:00] Speaker C: I know, but that's a TL 22 nation. TL 22 Nation. And they have movie. Movie night. [01:14:08] Speaker A: What's in the box? What's in the box? [01:14:10] Speaker B: Shout out TL 22 Nation. [01:14:12] Speaker C: All right. [01:14:12] Speaker A: TL 22 Nation. [01:14:13] Speaker B: Shout out TL 20. [01:14:15] Speaker C: Give you. [01:14:15] Speaker A: I'm. That's. There's a reason why they put nerds in the box. That's what I'm telling you. [01:14:19] Speaker C: Yeah, whatever. But you're very, very far off on the reason why they are collectibles now. It's like vinyls. Because you can't get by them, I guess. Buy. Stop selling them. [01:14:29] Speaker A: I know. [01:14:30] Speaker C: Target. Stop. They only have a little section. [01:14:32] Speaker A: They Covid made a lot of collectibles. More back. [01:14:35] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:14:35] Speaker A: You know, this was pre Covid and I agree. [01:14:37] Speaker C: My collection right now is probably worth a about 33 3400, easy. I have a copy. [01:14:44] Speaker A: I'd like to see you liquidate that. Liquidate it? [01:14:46] Speaker C: I could look it if I go on eBay. Right now. [01:14:49] Speaker A: We have to build a shed because the Del Vecchio is at dodging us. Right? Yeah. [01:14:51] Speaker C: Dodging Bobby D is dodging jaws. Steelbook, four k. [01:15:01] Speaker A: Three dollars. [01:15:01] Speaker C: No, one. [01:15:05] Speaker A: This is get $3.03. [01:15:06] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. $60. That's one. Look at 45, 50, 64. [01:15:12] Speaker A: How much? Do you have any? [01:15:13] Speaker C: I have one. [01:15:14] Speaker A: Nice. [01:15:15] Speaker C: And then. Look, I'm just saying that's one movie, $60. [01:15:19] Speaker A: I bet you cum's worth more than that. [01:15:21] Speaker C: Dogma blu ray. [01:15:22] Speaker A: That's unlimited. How did you ever try to sell? You come? [01:15:25] Speaker B: No, no, I did. [01:15:27] Speaker C: They've always given it away for free. [01:15:29] Speaker B: No, I do. [01:15:30] Speaker A: That's very generous again. [01:15:32] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah. [01:15:33] Speaker B: And I do. [01:15:34] Speaker C: I try to give dogma Blu ray. Look it. $99, $129.60. 65. 99. You think I'm lying? [01:15:42] Speaker A: Put it on a spreadsheet and calculate it for me. [01:15:45] Speaker C: There's a ton of resale value. [01:15:46] Speaker A: I have a question for you. What's the craziest thing you've ever done for money? Nego, like legit? What do you think? Like the most desperate you've ever been for money? I'm not talking Stalin. [01:15:55] Speaker B: There's a lot of times. Yeah. [01:15:57] Speaker C: I've never. [01:15:58] Speaker B: Yeah, don't mention that. [01:15:59] Speaker C: No, I've never. Me personally, maybe him, but I've never done anything for money like that. [01:16:04] Speaker A: Never desperate anything. [01:16:06] Speaker C: I just go without. [01:16:07] Speaker A: What about coins? [01:16:08] Speaker C: I'll stop myself. [01:16:08] Speaker A: Is it coins? [01:16:09] Speaker C: Oh, coins. Yeah. I'm saying I'm. Don't get me wrong. I'm not saying I've never been broke. [01:16:14] Speaker B: Oh. [01:16:14] Speaker C: I've never been to an extreme to get money. Oh, I've just gone without. I'll just not eat until I get paid. [01:16:23] Speaker B: So you never. Way to make it very dark on this. Very dark on this episode. [01:16:28] Speaker A: Like, turned in bottles. [01:16:30] Speaker C: No, I've never done. I so coin star, I guess would be the most desperate. [01:16:33] Speaker B: I definitely have. I definitely have rounded up a bunch of chain. I've done that multiple times. Did it multiple times. No. Shame that. Fuck it. That literally has got me a couple meals. So it's dope. Definitely was in the need for the $100 that you put on the table to eat that fucking jerky. So that's why I ate that. Remember that? [01:16:57] Speaker A: Which wasn't even that bad. [01:16:58] Speaker B: Wasn't even that bad. [01:17:01] Speaker C: Yeah, I felt you actually suffered a little bit because you couldn't chew it. [01:17:04] Speaker B: That sucked because you couldn't chew it. But I'll tell you what. [01:17:08] Speaker C: Good, though, the regular jerky that they had. [01:17:12] Speaker A: Famous dicks or something. [01:17:15] Speaker C: Was it Dave's? [01:17:16] Speaker B: Jeff's. [01:17:17] Speaker C: Jeff's famous beef jerky. [01:17:19] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:17:20] Speaker C: Yeah. Jeff's famous beef jerky. [01:17:22] Speaker B: Who's good, dude? [01:17:22] Speaker C: The korean one was the best. I might order right now. [01:17:26] Speaker B: Yeah, that was like. [01:17:27] Speaker A: Yeah, it was so far down. [01:17:28] Speaker B: That was height now. [01:17:30] Speaker A: So for a hundred, you. You had the. There was a great idea, I would say. [01:17:35] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:17:35] Speaker A: You said that we should split 100 oreos between the three of us. [01:17:39] Speaker B: Yes. [01:17:40] Speaker C: And, dude. [01:17:41] Speaker B: Yes. I think that that's fucking, like, that's awesome. [01:17:43] Speaker A: I think we should have to eat a hundred each. [01:17:47] Speaker B: Yeah, he's that c right there. Awesome. We already have somebody that's a. Listen. Due to health. Health concerns, we have a weaker link because he can't eat as much. So we have to pick up the slack form. [01:18:01] Speaker C: I could probably maybe eat ten. I'm not supposed to eat chocolate. [01:18:07] Speaker B: See? [01:18:08] Speaker A: Yeah, but it's like you're talking to someone like, this isn't a normal person. Like a normal person gonna look at that and be like, what's a hundred oreos? That's not. [01:18:14] Speaker C: Yes. If I could eat normally. I have a hernia that just ruined my life. [01:18:18] Speaker B: Not my fault we can't pick. [01:18:20] Speaker C: Well, I would stomach impedes. I think we all have to do my chest. [01:18:24] Speaker A: If we could all have to eat at least 35. Because it's. [01:18:27] Speaker B: No, because that's three equal parts. It's the whole point of us picking up slack. [01:18:30] Speaker A: Like, I get it, but why would we want to pick up stuff when we want them to almost die on camera? [01:18:35] Speaker B: Well, we're obviously going to fucking try to encourage him to eat more than ten oreos. [01:18:38] Speaker C: He has probably eat at least 20. [01:18:40] Speaker B: Thank you. We'll take. I'll take 20. And then we have to dish 80. Dude, just. That's. That's. That's a good. I thought that that was. That's really. [01:18:49] Speaker A: Oh, you know what I wanted to. [01:18:50] Speaker B: Tell you for that. Um, and it will be double sleep. [01:18:53] Speaker A: We had a little party you were at on Saturday, right? A little family party. [01:18:57] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:18:57] Speaker A: Remember there was a kid there talking about his nut being like massive and it was like, exploding. [01:19:01] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:19:02] Speaker A: All the food was going to it. [01:19:04] Speaker C: What? [01:19:04] Speaker A: By the end of the potty, whipped. [01:19:06] Speaker C: It out like his testicle. [01:19:07] Speaker A: Shoot, I can't even explain how big it is. Like, it was like a cantaloupe, dude. [01:19:14] Speaker C: He. [01:19:14] Speaker A: Okay, Jiva, did you ever go get like, a cantaloupe at the store and you put it in a bag, right? Because you have to go get it. Like, usually you put them in a bag, right. All your fruit. [01:19:24] Speaker B: Oh, the disc. [01:19:24] Speaker A: It was like he was pulled up from his dick. He pulled up from his dick? His, like, out of his pants. [01:19:30] Speaker C: He probably is cancer. [01:19:31] Speaker A: And it came out like he was holding a fucking. [01:19:34] Speaker C: Just one of them. [01:19:35] Speaker A: One of them is big. It's. It's like flowing up a flu. Cuz he has a hernia down low. So they're saying that all the blood's like going to the lowest point of his body, which obviously is nuts. So, like, it's just going into the thing. The thing is this. [01:19:46] Speaker C: Fucking fix it. [01:19:48] Speaker A: He won't go. [01:19:49] Speaker C: It's. [01:19:49] Speaker A: It's been eight months. He finally said that. It's been eight months. It's been since, like, last summer. [01:19:53] Speaker B: Dude, dude. [01:19:55] Speaker A: And he's just like, he won't go, dude. [01:19:57] Speaker B: You described it. And my skin was cringing when he was describing it. [01:20:00] Speaker A: Like, we started calling people over, be like, hey. Like, we made, like, uncle Mike come over, who's like, I don't know. He's like 65, 68. [01:20:07] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:20:07] Speaker A: He goes, that's the craziest thing I've ever seen in my entire life. [01:20:10] Speaker C: That's insane. [01:20:10] Speaker A: We were legit going, oh. Every time he pulled it out, it was crazy, dude. It was the biggest thing I've ever seen. [01:20:17] Speaker C: Why wouldn't he get that? [01:20:18] Speaker A: I've been thinking about it all week. I've been thinking about this kid's not. This whole time. Like, I can't believe he has a. [01:20:23] Speaker C: Load because of the blood in there. [01:20:25] Speaker A: I asked. I asked a lot of questions. I was like, how come you don't weigh it every day? Go. You could really go viral if you just waited every day, like, okay, today it's 212 grams. You know, if he measures and weighs it every single day. Cause he says it keeps getting bigger. He took a cialis. Cause he's like, I just wanted to see what it would do. [01:20:40] Speaker C: My God. [01:20:41] Speaker A: He goes, it got ten times bigger because all the blood rushed to it. [01:20:45] Speaker B: That's crazy. Says it's not painful. I just don't know how that's not. [01:20:49] Speaker A: It has to be, like, weighed down. Like, I guess it has to feel like when a girl just has, like, super huge tits. You know what I mean? Like, it just, like, it's a pain to walk around with them. Like, she has to get surgery for him. That's probably what's up with his nut. [01:21:01] Speaker B: Holy shit, dude, that is just not fucking. [01:21:05] Speaker A: But you should have stayed for the nutshell. [01:21:07] Speaker B: I guess I missed the nuts. [01:21:08] Speaker A: And that show. [01:21:11] Speaker B: Also on this list, bald hugh, bald, huge ball. [01:21:18] Speaker A: Huge. That was what. [01:21:20] Speaker C: That's what he was. [01:21:21] Speaker B: That was that huge ball. Oh, I got bald Hugh. Cuz that. That's. That's what that was. Okay. Not to make it again, any concerning, just are you react. Give me a reaction. Overreaction. You interested? Do you not care or whatever it is? Matthew Judon and Gerard Mayo getting into it at camp yesterday. And Mayo essentially kicking Matt Judoff. Mac kicking Matt Judon off the field because he was not dressed. It was their first day in pass. Oh, and obviously there's a contract dispute. I'm just trying to give a little backstory for people that he's trying to get a deal done. Judah shows up. He's sitting on a trash can watching his teammates run drills. You see Gerard Mayo come over. I would say Mayo was very kind of close to the chest. Wasn't that animated about it. I think he was just trying to tell him, listen, brother, if you're going to come out here and you're going to sit here with a fucking pout on your face and cross your arms and stomp your feet, I'm not having it. [01:22:19] Speaker C: Well, there's no reason for him not to have a contract. That's. I would have a part of my face. [01:22:23] Speaker A: I agree on both, on both counts. But you show up, you have to be there full, 100%. So he didn't want to participate in pads. Fine. Okay. I think that's his right to do it. I think that you just got to be. You got to be more positive when you're there. [01:22:37] Speaker C: What are the patriots doing? We have. [01:22:39] Speaker A: They need to fucking sign. That's not even cap space. My opinion is that Matt Judah? Got a little hair on his nuts, little hair on his chest. Once he heard the Christian Baum or news. Christian Baum or defensive lineman for us just got funnel of blood clots. He's out indefinitely. They don't know how much he's gonna play. [01:22:59] Speaker B: Bro, that's gonna hurt us. [01:23:00] Speaker A: It's gonna hurt us a lot cuz. [01:23:01] Speaker B: He'S gonna go on blood thinners. He probably just explains me about blood thinners, how you can, there's no physical, you can't have any physical contact as bleed out you turn to anemic, right? [01:23:14] Speaker A: Bunch of shit. [01:23:15] Speaker B: Yeah, right. So, and this motherfucker plays nose tackle. [01:23:17] Speaker A: He plays nose tackle. It's one of the hottest positions to. [01:23:19] Speaker B: Play again, defensive lineman. This all correlates because Matt Judon, defensive lineman. [01:23:25] Speaker A: So I think he's, it's almost like, it's almost like a little extra bravado form. Like, okay, they need to pay me and they should pay him. He's one of the best exterior linemen in the world. [01:23:34] Speaker B: In the world pass Russia. [01:23:35] Speaker A: Yes, he just is. And can he stay healthy? He's a little older, I get that, that whatever. I think they should pay him. Who gives a fuck? We have the most cap space. They didn't spend shit on cap space, but they are paying a lot of people around the page of peppers. [01:23:48] Speaker B: They probably, probably got pissed about that as well. [01:23:50] Speaker A: I mean, cuz let's show him a little bit respect. [01:23:52] Speaker C: He's making what, 6 million a year? [01:23:55] Speaker B: Told you, Don. [01:23:56] Speaker A: Yeah, no, no, he. Well, I don't know, he made 15 million last year, so this one he might make less. I thought he was making a $1,000 for every game he plays in. A million dollars for every game he plays. That could be wrong. No, I could be wrong about that. Any way you figure it, whatever he wants, give it to him. Who gives a fuck? Like the money's fake. It's fake. [01:24:14] Speaker B: Enters the final season of a four year, $56 million contract he signed in 2021. His scheduled base salary of the year. Guys, what do you think bad shoot on scheduled base salary is this year? Someone, I think just might have said it, 6,000,006 and a half. [01:24:30] Speaker A: But then he's getting the bonuses for every game he plays. [01:24:32] Speaker B: So his beef in bone, a million dollars in her game, pregame roster bonuses. So yeah, so he gets, he can. [01:24:42] Speaker A: Get a million dollars extra every single game he plays. [01:24:45] Speaker B: Dude, you could, he was. [01:24:48] Speaker A: He wants more. Fully guaranteed. [01:24:50] Speaker B: Fuck you, dude. Stay on the fucking field. [01:24:54] Speaker A: His tune has changed. [01:24:55] Speaker B: God damn, bro. Like, you getting that? You're getting a million for putting on the pads, dog. You got to stay on the field at the same time because this back to back. I know he got hurt last year. Back to back is now. [01:25:07] Speaker C: He's fell off six plays every game he can. He stands to make, what? 23 and a half million? [01:25:14] Speaker B: Tough. Tough day, huh? [01:25:15] Speaker A: Here's a quote from ESPN, for example, in a preview kip, of an upcoming appearance on the Shut up mock podcast, Jude on said, I love football. I don't love the business of football. I don't want to be the villain. I don't want to be the bad guy. But it's like, shoot, help me out. We got the most cap space in the league right now. That's what Judah said on this podcast that no one's ever heard of. Shut up. Mock podcast on ESPN. [01:25:39] Speaker B: Yeah, no, I listen. Couldn't have been a better time for shut up, Mox. Or at least that clip of him saying that, because that is. That's obviously that puts a lot of, like. [01:25:53] Speaker C: Well, he probably should release the clip. Clip of him saying that. [01:25:55] Speaker A: He did. [01:25:56] Speaker B: He did. [01:25:56] Speaker A: He did yesterday. [01:25:57] Speaker B: He did yesterday and definitely got traction. Smart. Very smart. [01:26:02] Speaker A: Someone called up him on the, like, the third or fourth hole and was like, did you hear what happened with Jude on, like, there was some scene made and then the gate, the kid was like, I'm gonna release that clip. He's like, go ahead. [01:26:13] Speaker B: Yeah, I have to. That's. That's what we talk about. Like, what we do is almost like news. Like, we have to be taught, like, like, again, this severity to all different stuff like that. But if you just had an apparently with somebody that's right now in. Not even in, like, the New England spotlight, but the NFL spotlight, he's a very well known guy that's definitely being talked about on national television. You know, like, NFL live. They. They do it for everybody. Talking about the other person that they're talking about the most about right now. That I would love. I would lick my chops for. I really would love if Brandon IU came here. Like, I really would love that. [01:26:47] Speaker A: I could. [01:26:48] Speaker B: That would be something great for us. They rejected our offer. They rejected it. [01:26:52] Speaker C: I would have. [01:26:52] Speaker A: Second round. [01:26:53] Speaker B: They rejected it. I would have. You could get way more. [01:26:57] Speaker A: No, I don't think so. I don't think so. [01:26:59] Speaker B: I think you could get a little bit more for somebody stupid up. Yeah, I get. [01:27:02] Speaker A: I mean, you got a high second round pick. It's like 36 overall. [01:27:07] Speaker B: That's it. Just it. That's it. Just the one pick. He's going like, 2nd, fourth, and fifth. [01:27:13] Speaker A: I don't know. [01:27:13] Speaker B: 2Nd, fourth, and fifth for brand ayuk. I would do that. [01:27:15] Speaker A: They wanted a first round, but no one's giving first round for that type of receiver. But. Oh, what the fuck was I gonna say? I was gonna say something. [01:27:23] Speaker B: Sorry, we were on the jude on thing. [01:27:27] Speaker A: Basically, what I've been. What I'm gonna say is that I don't give the patriots organization anymore. Not one bit of slack. They ruined it. Ruined it with how they handled the whole belichick situation. Instead of letting them go out with grace, they would get the more slack. So now when you don't pay someone like, fucking judah on fuck, you, pay him. It doesn't make any sense. [01:27:50] Speaker B: You're very anti craft. [01:27:52] Speaker A: I'm very anti craft. Like, I do not trust this organization, kid. [01:27:56] Speaker C: Now, if you seen them, if you've. [01:27:57] Speaker B: Seen them in person, like, would you. Would you maybe be like, that type of person to yell out something? [01:28:03] Speaker A: No, because I think they already know. Like, it's like. [01:28:06] Speaker B: Like that by scumbags. They're rich comebacks. [01:28:09] Speaker A: They got to know. They got to know that the fan base doesn't fuck with them as much. [01:28:12] Speaker C: As going the Red Sox route, where. [01:28:15] Speaker A: They don't want to spend money. [01:28:17] Speaker C: They're not gonna spend the money, and people are still gonna go to the games because it's the Patriots and they have the history. [01:28:23] Speaker B: 90, was it 93 or $89 million in cap space? We had. We had the third most, second most. After they realigned the salary cap. [01:28:30] Speaker A: Yeah, the most. But we're close. No matter what. [01:28:33] Speaker B: We were this close. We had the most. And then after the cap was adjusted, because that's what happens every year. [01:28:38] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:28:39] Speaker B: Go get thrown growing up. Yep. And this is the problem. [01:28:43] Speaker A: Why? If they didn't get rid of Belichick. This is a kraft thing. Kraft got rid of Belichick. Whatever. It run its course. I think this offseason, they would have put so much money into free agents. Cause he did it a few times in his career. He did it right. When they got rid of. Now, would he have spent the money correctly? I don't know. I would rather that than not spend money. I'd rather spend the money and let it be a miss than to not try. [01:29:08] Speaker C: Look at all the. [01:29:09] Speaker A: That's the way I look at all. [01:29:10] Speaker C: The free agents that went elsewhere. We could have got Keenan Allen. [01:29:14] Speaker B: No, it was a trade. [01:29:15] Speaker A: That was a train. [01:29:16] Speaker B: Okay, so still, that mean definitely somebody that was available on the board. [01:29:20] Speaker C: You can trade. [01:29:23] Speaker A: Yep. [01:29:23] Speaker B: There's somebody like a T. Higgins Iook. Ridley. [01:29:27] Speaker C: Like, you're telling me they wouldn't. [01:29:31] Speaker B: At first I was like, no, I wouldn't pay that much for Ridley. Why would I pay that much? Ridley. Okay, ready? Okay. Wait a minute. I didn't know that you were gonna take all the money and just keep it in your fucking pocket. What is the use of that? Just use it, bro. Use the money. We get it. Just use it. What are you doing? [01:29:45] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:29:46] Speaker C: Why? [01:29:47] Speaker A: If you don't use it, you lose it. [01:29:48] Speaker C: Why didn't they? [01:29:50] Speaker A: Yeah, you can't. [01:29:51] Speaker C: What do you think they could have gotten for Bella? Checking a trade. [01:29:54] Speaker B: Justin, that is like the most popular scenario. Like, that's. [01:29:57] Speaker C: People trade coaches. People try coaches. [01:30:00] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:30:01] Speaker C: But I'm asking you a legitimate question. What do you think they put a. Okay. [01:30:05] Speaker B: Third round pick? Yeah, sure. [01:30:07] Speaker C: I would say you could've gotten the third round pick and then money plus a third round pick for Ayuk. You couldn't have done that second round, lad. [01:30:16] Speaker A: McConkie. [01:30:18] Speaker B: Why? [01:30:19] Speaker A: I just feel like we need a white guy back on the thing. We need a white little slot. We need to go back. [01:30:24] Speaker B: We have plenty of brotherly love, which I am a huge fan of and which I've heard of. They've been. They've not been doing bad. When I say they. The young bucks. I don't fuck with Taiwan Tycoon Thornton. I hope he gets hurt and he misses the team. But he did make an unbelievable catch. [01:30:41] Speaker A: A win that could easily happen. [01:30:42] Speaker C: Drake May is going to be drag across week four. [01:30:46] Speaker B: No, I heard. So just stop. They're going to sit him. They're going to sit him. He's not ready. He's just not ready. [01:30:52] Speaker C: He's definitely not ready. But what happens if. [01:30:54] Speaker A: What happens if no one's ready first? [01:30:57] Speaker B: What happens if he gets hurt? [01:30:58] Speaker C: If Brissette gets hurt? [01:30:59] Speaker B: Then he goes. He has to. [01:31:00] Speaker A: Then he has to go. I would sit him for as long as possible. I'm already done on this year. Shit sucks. So it's like, yeah, yeah. [01:31:07] Speaker B: The gear hasn't even tank. [01:31:09] Speaker C: And get another high draft pick. How many years? More than five more. They're not winning more than four games. [01:31:16] Speaker A: I think they have a chance to make the playoffs. [01:31:18] Speaker C: That. You're out of your mind. [01:31:19] Speaker A: Oh, I know that Bob. Or news does suck because we clogged the run a little bit. [01:31:23] Speaker B: So we were offensive. Yeah. [01:31:24] Speaker A: Especially Jude on fucking throwing hissy fits. [01:31:27] Speaker B: Mayo was saying that we were going to be heavy. Defense is going to win us games and we're going to run the ball heavy. Sweet, dude. [01:31:33] Speaker A: I like that. I actually don't. [01:31:34] Speaker B: I think that's what exciting. [01:31:36] Speaker C: Why keep fucking? [01:31:37] Speaker A: It's not exciting, but it's going to have 16. [01:31:40] Speaker B: We have 16 pass attempts a game. [01:31:42] Speaker C: Why wouldn't they keep Elliott? They had the money. He was the best receiver we had. [01:31:47] Speaker A: Ezekiel Elliot. [01:31:48] Speaker C: Yes, he was. He was the best wide receiver we had and he was a fucking running back. [01:31:53] Speaker A: Look at the Stevens does is a way better wide receiver than Ezekiel. Number one. [01:31:59] Speaker C: Look at the stats. [01:32:00] Speaker A: Who do we just, who's our second running back? We have somebody else. [01:32:02] Speaker B: Who is Antonio. [01:32:03] Speaker A: Okay. Antonio Gibson. [01:32:05] Speaker C: Yeah. Okay. And he kind of sucks. He's a good receiving back. He's not, he doesn't suck. He literally, shady situation in Washington. [01:32:13] Speaker B: He literally got beat up by a. [01:32:15] Speaker A: Guy that got shot. [01:32:16] Speaker C: That guy. He got shot. But he's a great running back. [01:32:19] Speaker B: He's awesome. So Brian Robinson. [01:32:21] Speaker C: Brian Robinson's a running back. [01:32:23] Speaker B: Well, they, they totally switched their backfield. They got Brian Robinson, Austin Ackland out. [01:32:27] Speaker C: Yeah, Ackla's probably the two like, oh. [01:32:30] Speaker A: Eckle's got to be the one. [01:32:32] Speaker C: Did you see how we played last year? [01:32:34] Speaker A: Eckler had it. You want to go over Eckler's numbers? [01:32:36] Speaker B: I think they're going to, I think. [01:32:37] Speaker C: They'Re going to make me embarrass you. [01:32:39] Speaker A: Please, right now. Don't be embarrassed. Right. [01:32:41] Speaker C: I think embarrassing me. [01:32:42] Speaker B: He was going to probably do something. [01:32:46] Speaker C: Booty for Eckla. [01:32:48] Speaker A: Booty and Jack. [01:32:49] Speaker B: He got hurt. He didn't play a lot last year. [01:32:53] Speaker C: Oh, Al's throwing his stats up like. [01:32:54] Speaker B: He rushed 1500 yards, didn't even hit 1000. [01:32:58] Speaker C: I bet probably 600 yards. [01:33:02] Speaker A: Yeah, but he was injured. We're talking per game base. [01:33:04] Speaker B: You don't have like, okay, we have again. We lost Kosicki. We got Austin Hoopa. It's guys. We don't have a good offensive line. [01:33:13] Speaker C: I can't wait. [01:33:14] Speaker B: Don't have anybody wait to play Fianna. [01:33:17] Speaker C: Even though I hate it every year and say I'm never going to play again. I love it. [01:33:21] Speaker B: I'm with you on that. I'm with you on that. [01:33:24] Speaker C: What are you looking up? He stinks. He stuck last year. [01:33:27] Speaker A: I'm not even looking that up. Something else, I think 600 yards, five touchdowns, 50 catches, three touchdowns receiving. He was hurt four or five games. That's still better than Ezekiel Elliott's numbers. Full scale season. [01:33:46] Speaker B: It's, we're in a tough spot. Look at what we're talking about, like right now, you shouldn't be. [01:33:52] Speaker A: Yeah, I might go to a training. [01:33:54] Speaker C: Camp game with somebody like the Texans, even though we don't play them very often. [01:34:01] Speaker B: What were you saying? [01:34:02] Speaker C: How are you gonna compete with a team like the Texans? [01:34:05] Speaker A: Texans got too many mouths to feed right now. [01:34:07] Speaker C: But I'm just saying, like all the top tier teams, we're. We're low middle. [01:34:12] Speaker B: No, we're better than the bills. [01:34:15] Speaker C: No, we're not. [01:34:15] Speaker A: Yes, we are. [01:34:16] Speaker C: No, we're not. [01:34:17] Speaker A: Closer than you think. [01:34:17] Speaker C: Just quarterback in general. No, we're not. [01:34:20] Speaker A: Nico, closer than you think. [01:34:21] Speaker C: No, we're not. [01:34:22] Speaker B: I don't know how you say close to we think to. We have a bad offensive line guy. [01:34:26] Speaker A: Closer than you think. That's how bad the bills are. [01:34:29] Speaker B: No, no. [01:34:30] Speaker A: Yes, they're that bad. [01:34:31] Speaker C: They still have a decent defense. They lost up on Diggs at her. [01:34:34] Speaker A: Fine throwing, too. [01:34:36] Speaker C: What do you mean? Kincaid fucking Curtis Samuels. Okay. Samuel balled out last year. [01:34:45] Speaker B: Keon Coleman. [01:34:46] Speaker A: Yeah, I would see how Keon Coleman does. [01:34:50] Speaker B: Coleman does. Because Keyon Coleman. [01:34:51] Speaker A: We'll see about Keyon Coleman. [01:34:53] Speaker B: Coleman's great. I think he's going to be dope. [01:34:56] Speaker A: I just think that windows closed. I think that windows closed. I'd rather. [01:34:59] Speaker B: I definitely think their windows closed. I think that defense had a good, they had a really good defense. Like with, with Matt Milano in the middle. They had the two safeties. They had Micah Hyde and Jordan Poya. They lost both of those guys. They lost Tridavia White. That he was a trivia swipe three years ago, was arguably the best corner in the NFL. Then he just became written Damas Hamlin. [01:35:21] Speaker A: Like once, once his heart stopped, that's when their window closed. I actually know the exact moment their window closed is when his heart stopped. Like it just happened in Colorado. [01:35:29] Speaker B: That's the bookmark. [01:35:30] Speaker A: They have the worst coach in the league, Sean McDonald. [01:35:33] Speaker C: Worst coach in the Johnson thing about the Bengals. [01:35:40] Speaker B: Who'S going to be bills? I think definitely for due for a very, very bad year, miss play. [01:35:44] Speaker A: I hope so, too. [01:35:45] Speaker B: The other team that's ready to fucking, just blow it all up, that whole fucking organization is going to be in Dallas Cowboys. They're going to be on fire, bro. Their team is going to be dog shit. I think they got too many problems. [01:35:55] Speaker A: They're going to go to what's his name? [01:35:57] Speaker B: Bill. We're going to call Bill. Like fucking like Marvel called Robert Downey, call Bill, come back and reprise your role. But now you're going to be on the like, people love to see the cat. Just like the people love to see the Patriots and the Yankees burn. You know, you get those America's team statements, which I hate. Cowboy fans on fucking line. I think they're so fucking. They're loser esque. [01:36:23] Speaker C: But Dak is. [01:36:24] Speaker B: They're so delusional. [01:36:25] Speaker C: Dak is due for a contract. He. He's solid. He's not bad if he can stay healthy. CD Lamb is one of the best wide receivers in the game. Two, in my opinion. [01:36:36] Speaker A: Back to the Cowboys. [01:36:37] Speaker C: Zeke went back to the Cowboys. They got rid of Tony Pollard, which he had a bad year, but they had a bad old line. Horrible O line. [01:36:46] Speaker A: I thought they have one. They usually have one of the best. [01:36:49] Speaker C: Horrible, dude. Do you see? Look at the year before and what Paul did when they had the better O line. [01:36:55] Speaker A: It's insane. They don't win more, especially with that defense. That defense is insane. [01:37:01] Speaker B: Depleted. [01:37:01] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:37:02] Speaker B: Now it's depleted, man. [01:37:03] Speaker A: I mean, realize how small a window is in. That's why it was so. [01:37:07] Speaker C: Yes. [01:37:08] Speaker A: What's his name? [01:37:08] Speaker C: That's what you get. [01:37:09] Speaker A: Belichick and Brady did 2023. [01:37:12] Speaker C: And that's why. Look at, look at Kansas City. They shouldn't know on the Super bowl this year. They didn't have a Super bowl winning team. [01:37:20] Speaker B: No, I definitely. I definitely don't. [01:37:22] Speaker A: They. [01:37:23] Speaker B: They just had. Yeah. People choke. Aka the 49 is fucking twice every year. [01:37:28] Speaker A: Every time in the playoffs. They show. [01:37:30] Speaker B: Fucking motherfucker, bro. [01:37:31] Speaker A: That's why. [01:37:32] Speaker B: I swear. That's why. I swear to God, if the Lions would even meet back up with the Kansas City Chiefs, they would have been. [01:37:38] Speaker C: The Lions would have won. [01:37:39] Speaker B: They would have won. [01:37:39] Speaker A: No. [01:37:40] Speaker B: Do you know what? Guess what? The Lions also fucking choked that game away. They were blowing the 49 ers out, dude. They were fucking them up. [01:37:48] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:37:48] Speaker C: The four is like, that was great. That was probably the best game in the whole playoffs. [01:37:52] Speaker B: And then that fucking crazy ass bullshit to IU, they just threw up a fucking duck and the ball bounces right into his fucking hand. Like, everything went wrong for the Lions in the second half. [01:38:02] Speaker A: Second. [01:38:03] Speaker B: The best meme for the 49 ers was they def had us in the first half for sure. [01:38:08] Speaker A: This is why, like, look, Sal is saying that Aaron Rodgers isn't even going to play in the preseason. People are all on Aaron Rodgers dick this year. [01:38:16] Speaker B: I don't think. I personally don't think that that's good. I don't. I'm very for. Cause it's huge right now in the MLB that they don't have like a deadline for free agents. Did you see all those late free agent signings? Blake Snells and all those guys. Look at how those guys are doing. Since they didn't want go and do training camp, they don't want to go, do they? Getting fucking dog walked. They're getting fucking slapped around. And I think it's the same type of stuff. Dude, no one's asking you to go out there every game, take a drive. Why not take a drive? Take a hit. Why are you going to show up on week one? Snap the ball? Are you going to tell me that something's on the back of your head? Like, please, can no one please get near my ankles? Because God forbid. Because now it's live, bro. Now it's live. [01:38:58] Speaker A: Aaron Rogers hasn't been good for five to six years. [01:39:00] Speaker B: Is. [01:39:01] Speaker C: No, I would. [01:39:02] Speaker B: Yeah, that's just, that's just you hating the Aaron Rogers. [01:39:05] Speaker A: No, no, he hasn't been good for that long. [01:39:06] Speaker C: I agree with that. [01:39:08] Speaker B: It's just a false, it's a false statement. [01:39:10] Speaker A: Okay. [01:39:10] Speaker C: Even as last year on Green Bay. [01:39:14] Speaker B: You want to go back, go ahead. [01:39:15] Speaker C: Even as last year wasn't bad. It's just he got hurt last year. [01:39:19] Speaker B: Yeah, Al, I mean, he literally did just get hurt last year. [01:39:22] Speaker A: I'm pretty sure he sucked the year before that. [01:39:25] Speaker C: I don't think he sucked. He just didn't have anybody to throw to. [01:39:29] Speaker B: Low key. Low key, actually. Like the packers now. [01:39:33] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:39:33] Speaker B: I think Jordan love. I think, I think they have a good, they have a good nucleus around Jordan love. [01:39:38] Speaker A: You want to know the last time he threw for 5000 yards? [01:39:41] Speaker B: Well, okay. What? [01:39:42] Speaker A: When he never did. [01:39:44] Speaker C: So he speaker one. [01:39:47] Speaker A: Yeah. He does throw for four a lot. [01:39:49] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:39:50] Speaker B: What is your point? [01:39:52] Speaker A: Hold on. [01:39:52] Speaker B: What's your point? [01:39:53] Speaker A: I lost it because Justin's being a dickhead. [01:39:55] Speaker C: No, he was wrong. [01:39:57] Speaker A: I'm not being wrong. [01:39:59] Speaker C: I'm not being wrong. [01:40:01] Speaker A: I just think that people think that he's better than he is. They try to lump him in with fucking Brady, dude. It's insane. [01:40:08] Speaker B: No, I don't know. No, no, no, no. I don't even think he's a top five quarterback in the league stuff. Top ten. [01:40:14] Speaker A: 4100 the year before. 42. Well, no, no. So 3600 in 2021. He went eight nine. We're going to call that a good year. [01:40:22] Speaker B: Yes or no? When Brady left, would you have taken. [01:40:24] Speaker A: We're going to call that a good year. 600. Yeah. [01:40:28] Speaker C: To what Mac Jones did last year. [01:40:30] Speaker B: Dude. [01:40:30] Speaker A: Oh, my God. He's going to Mac Jones. [01:40:32] Speaker C: How many yeah. You want to talk about quarterbacks? [01:40:36] Speaker A: He's going to Mac Jones. [01:40:37] Speaker C: Yeah, he. [01:40:38] Speaker A: It's, like, not even make it Mac Jones. And I didn't suck his dick. Let's say. Wait, hold on. Hello. Can you talk freely or not really? Because you're on the podcast. [01:40:50] Speaker D: Oh, shit. My bad. Sorry to realize you guys were recording. What's up? [01:40:54] Speaker A: What's up? What's going on? You want to say anything? We're almost at episode 100. You want it? You want to lock down a guest? A guest appearance for episode 100? September 10. [01:41:02] Speaker D: September 10. What date is that? [01:41:05] Speaker A: It's a Tuesday. [01:41:06] Speaker B: What date is that? [01:41:07] Speaker A: I think it means day. [01:41:09] Speaker D: Like, what? I'm. Yeah, I meant, like, what day is that? It's a Tuesday. [01:41:12] Speaker A: Yep. [01:41:13] Speaker D: Can't do it. I got a personal training session. You got to make it, like a Wednesday. [01:41:17] Speaker B: No, no, listen. [01:41:19] Speaker A: He has to keep up with his form. He's in the best shape of his life. [01:41:23] Speaker D: I'm really a peak performance right now. No. Say really quick, I guess while I'm on the podcast, I think you guys should absolutely make a tip. So 100 and then just retire immediately. Right there. That's where you need to shut it down. I think that's where it needs to stop. Oh, 200. You put the fucking fox in a hot do you call wallet. Right in a trash can where he belongs. Make it of a mathlete. And then you guys have to just chalk it at 100. That's what you got to do. [01:41:47] Speaker A: I was thinking just 99 or 90 or that. [01:41:51] Speaker D: That's actually way better, to be honest. You got to get it to 99. What kind of mood is Justin in today? [01:41:56] Speaker A: He's actually not. He's in an okay mood. Cause he saw a Ted bull, even though, like, his kid ruined it the first time he tried to go see it. But he did end up getting to see it. [01:42:04] Speaker D: That's because Justin's more on for trying to bring a nine a year old kid six months, even a year long. Like seven months old. That doesn't surprise me at all, to be honest. [01:42:14] Speaker A: Yeah, because he's selfish. [01:42:16] Speaker D: Probably started crying through the whole movie. That doesn't surprise me at all that Justin pulled that movie. [01:42:21] Speaker A: I think he made it eight minutes in. [01:42:22] Speaker C: He's talking a lot of shit right now. [01:42:24] Speaker A: He says you're talking. [01:42:27] Speaker D: I'm trying to give some spice to this podcast. What do you want me to do right now? [01:42:30] Speaker A: We do need a little fire. [01:42:31] Speaker C: What is he calling for? Can we get to the point? [01:42:33] Speaker B: For golf? [01:42:34] Speaker A: Can you even talk about it right now? [01:42:36] Speaker B: Just calling, asking if he wants to. [01:42:38] Speaker D: Go really germane to the. To the fucking podcast right now. But no, that's what I'll call you later on. It's not a big deal. [01:42:45] Speaker A: Jermaine Dupree on and I'll catch you. [01:42:48] Speaker D: What about your main Dupree? [01:42:49] Speaker A: Shake your tail feather. [01:42:50] Speaker D: Oh, the work. All right. By the way, I guess a little conversation point for the podcast. If you guys want to go based off this, what is. What is the biggest buzz kill that can happen? Like, to apart, like, what is the biggest buzz kill that can happen to. [01:43:10] Speaker C: A person besides this phone call? [01:43:14] Speaker D: Yeah, besides this. [01:43:16] Speaker A: Take that off the board. You can't answer that, guys. You can't answer this phone call. [01:43:19] Speaker B: So. Okay. [01:43:20] Speaker D: Yeah, you can't say this phone call. What is, like, the biggest buzz kill? Like, is it, like, sharding? [01:43:26] Speaker C: Is it, like, telling me you're gonna. I'm going to give you the answer now. [01:43:31] Speaker D: Okay. [01:43:32] Speaker C: Telling me you're going to give me a blowjob when we get home and then you immediately fall asleep. [01:43:36] Speaker A: Yeah, I think it has to do with that. [01:43:38] Speaker D: It's a great pick, Justin. [01:43:41] Speaker B: Yeah. Mine would standing pick. Mine would be thinking, you're going to hang out with a girl and you're ready to fuck, and she gives you the I'm on my period type line. [01:43:49] Speaker D: All right. [01:43:49] Speaker B: It's kind of the same thing. [01:43:51] Speaker D: Nico is right. Nico is right. That it? But it's kind of similar to what's very similar. [01:43:55] Speaker C: Piggyback. [01:43:56] Speaker B: Yeah. I'm not saying I'm not very. [01:44:03] Speaker A: Okay, so I'm gonna say something because I can't go the sex. But I think that that's a great, great question. I'm gonna say when you. When you're really craving something you crave. Okay. I really want this fucking steak. I'm going to Davios. And then it comes over and it. [01:44:13] Speaker B: Sucks when you show up to the place and it's closed. [01:44:17] Speaker C: Yeah, I was gonna say when we went to college, I'm going to Glenn. [01:44:21] Speaker B: Like, I know when they're on vacation for three weeks. The fuck? Wait. Went to Glenn's? Holy shit, dude. [01:44:29] Speaker A: You come close to it. [01:44:31] Speaker C: Yeah, I'm going to Glen's as soon as I leave here. [01:44:34] Speaker D: I would say, is it. Would you consider, like, having a shit when you're, like, at a function or, like, out at a bar or a. [01:44:40] Speaker A: Club, it may be ruined your whole time. I agree with you. [01:44:43] Speaker D: It has to ruin the whole time. It has to just sink everything, right? [01:44:46] Speaker C: Shitting after you having a shit after you shower is socks. [01:44:50] Speaker A: All of a sudden I become. All of a sudden, I become a Navy seal. When I'm at those places, I'm looking at exits. Where am I gonna go if this thing gets, like, to the point of no return? All of a sudden I'm checking every little thing. I'm checking the bathroom if it's even possible for me to shit in it. [01:45:06] Speaker D: I gotta say, Justin, with back to back great picks here. [01:45:09] Speaker A: Yeah. You're sucking up to shit after. [01:45:11] Speaker D: No. The shit after the no credit words do. If I'm gonna break balls, I'm absolutely gonna give credit words do. Justin's got two great picks right now. The shit after the shower also. [01:45:20] Speaker B: That's kill. Yeah, that's for sure. Like, no one likes to sit down the toilet with a whole wet ass. Like, you never fully dry. It's fucking terrible. You just were in the shower. [01:45:29] Speaker C: It feels like you just jump back in. [01:45:31] Speaker B: Yeah, you just gotta jump back in. You jump back in. [01:45:34] Speaker C: You have to. [01:45:35] Speaker B: You read it. [01:45:36] Speaker A: You have to. [01:45:37] Speaker C: I don't ask if you don't have a bidet. [01:45:39] Speaker B: I don't. What about dude wipes? [01:45:40] Speaker D: Public? How do you guys feel about being out in public? Acts like an event, the zoo, whatever. And just chafing and it's just every. [01:45:48] Speaker B: Step, my whole life is just the worst. My whole. That's. [01:45:52] Speaker C: I got thick thighs, buddy. So I feel your pain. [01:45:55] Speaker D: You can feel. You can feel the chase starting and, you know, it's all downhill from there. You don't have baby powder on you. You have no fucking, I don't know, cortisone ten or vaseline or any, any type of Medicaid substance, you need some. [01:46:08] Speaker A: Olive oil, extra virgin. [01:46:10] Speaker C: And to piggyback off that, you got to wear underwear. [01:46:13] Speaker A: They'll. [01:46:13] Speaker C: To piggyback off that. If there's something where you have to walk around and you got the wrong socks on and, like, your shoes are. [01:46:20] Speaker A: A little too high on the back. [01:46:21] Speaker C: Of the shoe, do you get those. Those shoe bites or the worst. [01:46:24] Speaker A: I've been going cruise socks for that reason. [01:46:27] Speaker D: Yeah, but you. And you could just feel that happening the whole time. [01:46:30] Speaker C: The whole time it's taken in and it's. [01:46:32] Speaker B: I already know if I work like a double on a Saturday, that there's more than likely I'm gonna. I'm gonna be chafing by the end of it. [01:46:37] Speaker A: Like, since you're into the golf realm now, what do you think about, like, pace of play? Like, when you get behind some old guys pushing a cot, you think that that's considered a buzz, that they died. [01:46:48] Speaker D: It's absolutely a buzz kill. It ruins the whole mood. It just. It just sucks, asshole. You know what I'm saying? It just kills your entire pace. It kills your rhythm. It kills everything. Also, another big buzz kill. This is gonna get hyper specific here. Getting stuck in traffic, going to a place that's not far away that, like, you need to get to. I know I got real specific right there. But, like, in other words, like, if I'm leaving my house, let's say I'm trying to get to the revere movie theater, and route one is just jammed up at that overpass for no reason. You're just like, dude, what the fuck? Like, I'm really gonna get fucked and be late by 15 minutes because of this shit. [01:47:26] Speaker B: Yeah, we just talked about it. That, like, for in revere right now, if you go from West river to Beachmont, it's gonna take you 20 minutes. Like, you're traveling in the same city. Like, that's fucking. That sucks. Makes me not want to go over there. [01:47:39] Speaker C: Anything that makes you late when you have to be somewhere and it's not your fault that you're late is a buzzkill. [01:47:48] Speaker D: I always had this. [01:47:49] Speaker B: Like, the fucking gas light comes on. [01:47:51] Speaker D: Yeah, like, what? What about going somewhere and needing, like. Like, you. [01:48:00] Speaker B: You. [01:48:00] Speaker D: You're going somewhere within something. Somewhere where you're going to need something. Getting to that spot and realizing you forgot it. [01:48:08] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, like, that's the worst. [01:48:09] Speaker D: Like, the one. Like, I don't know, you. You've got a can of WD 40 or something. A fucking. [01:48:14] Speaker A: Oh, a formula for your baby. [01:48:15] Speaker B: Or, like, they. You're gonna turn your electricity back on, and they don't tell you that you need to shut off your breaker. So now you need to come all the way home and off the 14th hole so you can meet the electrician there because you only have 30 minutes, and I have to make sure my break is off. Wish they told me that before I left my house. [01:48:29] Speaker A: Hypothetically, can. We're talking, right? [01:48:31] Speaker B: Yeah. Hypothetically, how many times I've driven a. [01:48:34] Speaker C: Dunkin donuts in the morning, went through the line and go to give them my card and my wallets at home. [01:48:40] Speaker A: Well, that's why you got to have apple pay. [01:48:42] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:48:46] Speaker A: It'S not an excuse to say. [01:48:48] Speaker D: Basically, like, I can't even be simple. [01:48:50] Speaker A: I can't even be sympathetic showing his age right now. [01:48:52] Speaker B: He's. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Guys, just straight cash. That's it. [01:48:59] Speaker C: Cash. [01:48:59] Speaker B: Daddy, if we're. [01:49:00] Speaker D: If we're talking about movies. How about, like, getting excited for a movie going in? It sucks. [01:49:04] Speaker A: Car. [01:49:05] Speaker B: Bike riders. [01:49:06] Speaker D: The last two. Like, the last two Halloween movies that Justin loves for some stupid reason, Aldous. [01:49:11] Speaker B: No, Justin. Like the last Halloween movie. [01:49:14] Speaker C: I did not like the last Halloween. [01:49:16] Speaker D: Halloween kills. It was the worst we ever seen in my life. [01:49:18] Speaker B: I was higher than fucking, than a. [01:49:21] Speaker A: NASA rocket watching on camera. Now. That's what we're doing. We're just lying. [01:49:26] Speaker D: I feel like you really loved Halloween kills. You were like, it wasn't that. [01:49:29] Speaker B: What is Halloween? [01:49:30] Speaker C: No. Halloween kills was good. Halloween ends is the one that sucked. [01:49:35] Speaker D: Okay, I'm sorry. Halloween was bad, but, like, Halloween ends was horrendous. I. You just. You're right. I wasn't. I did have those. [01:49:41] Speaker A: I think you're thinking of that fucking midget, Tommy Ione, that doesn't have an ounce of talent in his body. That's who you're talking about? [01:49:49] Speaker B: That guy sucks at revealing. [01:49:51] Speaker D: I know. After the movie and being like, Tommy, I could not agree with you more. [01:49:55] Speaker B: We should. That was the dumbest take I've ever seen. That so. [01:49:59] Speaker D: Absolutely. [01:50:00] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:50:01] Speaker A: All right, well, thank you for bringing a much needed Spock to this podcast. We needed that. [01:50:06] Speaker D: Absolutely. [01:50:07] Speaker A: And congrats on the ESPN shout out. That's big news. [01:50:10] Speaker D: Thank you. Yeah, no, no. I was gonna talk shit about EeI for a second, because Gresham fucking for you scumbags. [01:50:15] Speaker A: What are they saying this morning? [01:50:17] Speaker D: I just said, like, oh, we don't know who this guy is. We're not gonna give more credit than he deserves and shit like that. Fuck you. [01:50:22] Speaker A: Oh, they were talking shit about you. [01:50:24] Speaker D: Yeah, we're talking. I'll send you the clip. I'll send you a clip. [01:50:27] Speaker A: Well, gresh is about ashes. As boring as Justin. Justin's more. Justin's more interesting than gresh. [01:50:33] Speaker C: You should have called in. [01:50:35] Speaker D: Can I ask a question? Why Justin didn't ask for a picture with Johnny Damon on the way out the other night? [01:50:40] Speaker A: By the way, was Johnny Damon insulted by that? [01:50:45] Speaker D: He might have been. He was like, what's up with your fucking hostess, who looks miserable at work and didn't ask me for a picture, an autograph? And I was like, my cousin Justin, I don't really know. [01:50:53] Speaker A: You should have told him not to leave the fucking Red Sox for the Yankees. [01:50:55] Speaker C: Wait. [01:50:56] Speaker A: He just kept calling him noodle on. [01:50:58] Speaker C: Yeah, he noodle on good. [01:51:00] Speaker B: Should have called him pussy. [01:51:01] Speaker C: I was calling him wet spaghetti on the way out. I don't want to pitch with that. [01:51:04] Speaker B: You don't want. Fuck him, dude. Fuck Johnny Demon. [01:51:07] Speaker D: Nico, if I. Nico, if I walked into wicked craft right now with Johnny Damon, you. [01:51:11] Speaker B: I don't. I wouldn't. I would know. Well, I'm. I. Because I'm in. I'm an executive guest specialist. [01:51:18] Speaker C: Like. [01:51:23] Speaker D: Specialist? What the fuck is. We work the Ritz Carlton. [01:51:26] Speaker B: No, I take care. I know how to take care of guests. Specially. [01:51:29] Speaker D: Do you see, Justin, what is an executive guest specialist? Can you tell me what that is? [01:51:34] Speaker C: I think it sounds like. I think it's like. Means he's gay. [01:51:38] Speaker A: Yeah, I would agree. I think it sounds like something like a hookah would call herself because she's blowing people in the back. Yeah. [01:51:44] Speaker D: Like. Yeah, like. What is that? That's like a hooker called herself a tour guide. [01:51:47] Speaker B: All right? [01:51:50] Speaker C: That's like an Uber driver calling themselves a chauffeur. [01:51:54] Speaker D: Nico would have brought over an espresso martini with Johnny Damon in each uniform for each team he played a on five drinks in a row. [01:52:00] Speaker C: So what's my question? [01:52:03] Speaker A: He's a jocks Nephi. [01:52:05] Speaker C: No picture for you, Mako, because apparently I can't win. So, one guest you brought in I talked to too much. And then another guest I talked to too little. Is that. Is that what we're saying? [01:52:17] Speaker D: The middle ground? Justin, you were hovering over the table with Colin Blackwell. Plugging the podcast, giving out your personal phone. You cannot be doing that. [01:52:25] Speaker C: What do you mean? [01:52:32] Speaker D: You gave Marcus Jones the phone number, did you not? [01:52:35] Speaker A: I'm sorry. [01:52:35] Speaker D: I might have got the people wrong here, but you even still. [01:52:40] Speaker C: I did not give. Marcus Jones was texting me about food. You gave him my number, asshole. [01:52:46] Speaker D: No, you said you should take my phone number if you need it. [01:52:49] Speaker A: Yeah, that's right. You're right about that. [01:52:50] Speaker C: What do you mean? [01:52:51] Speaker A: Broccoli's right. [01:52:52] Speaker C: He was texting me. [01:52:53] Speaker A: Yeah. No, you texted him first. [01:52:54] Speaker C: No, I didn't. [01:52:55] Speaker A: You asked for his number. He said, come to the podcast. [01:52:57] Speaker C: No, I didn't. [01:52:58] Speaker D: You asked for his number, and then I thought it was just for this one time, then. Justin, Texas gas for autographed jerseys. I just had a kid. Can you sign a fucking. [01:53:06] Speaker C: None of that happened. I will literally pull up the conversation just to prove you wrong. I will do that. As far as Colin Blackwell. [01:53:14] Speaker D: Colin Black. Colin Blackwell texted me afterwards. I thought it was just us three having dinner. I didn't realize your cousin was going to join us as well. I said I was also not privy to that. I thought he was working. [01:53:26] Speaker C: I would love to know why he slides in my DM's talking about the baby all the time. Tell me that. [01:53:31] Speaker D: What do you mean he slides in? [01:53:32] Speaker A: Your. [01:53:32] Speaker D: DM's talking about the baby? Do you think he knows nobody else that just had a child? He's played on, like, five different hockey teams. [01:53:39] Speaker C: What does that mean? Me and him became friendly. What's the problem? Why are you upset that you just wanted to be? The problem is you wanted to be the center of attention, and you weren't. [01:53:50] Speaker D: Justin, when you stand on the table, you're by default the center of attention. I don't know what you want me to. I'm the. I don't need to be the guy that's up there on the thing. Justin's like, we got a podcast with Zany and crazy and witty. [01:54:02] Speaker A: You should follow us along like the Animaniacs. [01:54:06] Speaker D: You might get canceled if you listen to us. I know. You're a free agent. You're looking for a multi year deal. It was all types of crazy shit. I'm like, Justin, I like, none of that ever happened. [01:54:16] Speaker A: Is that true? None of that ever happened? [01:54:18] Speaker C: No, absolutely. You never said you were zany, okay? [01:54:21] Speaker D: He was hovering around the table like a UFO that you catch on the CCTV. [01:54:25] Speaker C: I'll fucking text him right now and say, hey, do you think I was hovering? I'll call him. [01:54:30] Speaker D: Yeah. Justin, it doesn't make it. I totally don't put it pastures. You would call somebody and put them in an awkward on the spot position right now? [01:54:37] Speaker C: Like you just did just now? Like what you're doing right now. [01:54:44] Speaker D: We're talking about it on a podcast. [01:54:45] Speaker B: I'm gonna call him. [01:54:46] Speaker D: The guy, this person. [01:54:47] Speaker C: What you mean, like, what you're doing right now? [01:54:48] Speaker A: This is why we need you back. We need this fight, and we need this. We need this spot. [01:54:52] Speaker D: No, you got. No, no, there's not. Just plenty of spark right there at those three. [01:54:56] Speaker C: Marcus Jones Wednesday, April 24 who texted who first? [01:55:01] Speaker A: He texted. You texted him? [01:55:02] Speaker C: No. I'll even show it to the camera because you're all cock suckers. Marcus Jones. He texted me first. Marco gave me his mako. Gave him my number. [01:55:13] Speaker A: Okay, all right, so maybe. Maybe he's. [01:55:15] Speaker D: Maybe it was because Justin was like, you should just give him my cell phone number and have him call me if he needs anything. I'm like, okay. [01:55:22] Speaker A: I mean, what about the text that you write? Can I get any patriots tickets? It's in there. [01:55:28] Speaker C: Doesn't say that. [01:55:29] Speaker A: Deleted that one. He's asking for patriots. [01:55:31] Speaker C: You can read it. People online. [01:55:33] Speaker A: I mean, to comment on the Judah situation. Greg Badon. [01:55:39] Speaker C: He doesn't even have my new number. I didn't text him, hey, this is my new number. I changed my number. He said, look, read this whole conversation, Nico, here, read this whole conversation. You tell me if I'm out of line at all. [01:55:49] Speaker D: This is where, this is where you. [01:55:51] Speaker C: See how mako just. Mako just makes stuff up to make me look bad. [01:55:57] Speaker A: I would think that Nico is a better executive guest specialist than just absolutely. [01:56:01] Speaker D: A better, a better. How do you call, call it? [01:56:04] Speaker C: You tell me if I'm out of pocket whatsoever. Nico. [01:56:12] Speaker A: I think that Nico's a little jealous that you have Marcus Jones. Is not. But looking at it now, no careless. [01:56:18] Speaker B: Guys made a fucking glass, need sauce. We shouldn't understand. Why can't this guy order at the table? [01:56:27] Speaker C: It was a pickup. [01:56:28] Speaker A: It was a pickup. [01:56:29] Speaker B: Oh, okay. [01:56:31] Speaker C: All right, that's fine. All that's gonna happen. Listen, next time Mako brings somebody in, they're just gonna, he's gonna get a tab. [01:56:40] Speaker B: Appreciate you, bro. With the black praying. [01:56:43] Speaker C: And then I just said, oh, of course, homie, you have my number if you need anything, let me know. When he hotted it. [01:56:48] Speaker A: You went homey to a black guy. I like that. [01:56:50] Speaker B: And he had it. That's weird. [01:56:52] Speaker C: He had. [01:56:52] Speaker B: Alright, there you go. [01:56:54] Speaker C: Then he sent me an eggplant emoji. I don't know what that means to. [01:56:57] Speaker A: He wants you to suck it or. [01:56:58] Speaker B: He'S trying to order an eggplant. [01:57:00] Speaker C: I think he either wanted eggplant palm or he wanted me to suck his dick. I don't know, it could go either way. [01:57:06] Speaker B: It's a double, it's a double entendre. [01:57:08] Speaker C: What I want to know is Mako brings all, he brings in Johnny Damon, hangs out with him for 20 minutes and then leaves him. [01:57:16] Speaker D: First off, I was there for an hour and 20 minutes, leaves them, he. [01:57:20] Speaker C: Comes in in a tank top. His. Johnny Damon's wife was complaining to Michelle or whoever, to Skylar, and was like, I can't believe I'm still sweaty from when your brother hugged me goodbye. [01:57:33] Speaker D: I first thought I was there for an hour and 20 minutes. [01:57:39] Speaker C: I'm still sweaty. [01:57:40] Speaker D: Listen, if I was sweating, I feel like that's on the GM of the restaurant to make sure it's comfortable eating conditions. So I can't control how hot or cold. [01:57:51] Speaker C: To fucking. [01:57:53] Speaker A: It's funny because I have Justin labeled as the executive climate specialist of the restaurant. [01:57:59] Speaker D: Justin's like the Greta Thornburg of La familia. So I gotta jump. I gotta jump. Off. I gotta take another call. I love the three of you. I will see you all this weekend or whatever. [01:58:09] Speaker B: I'll tell you. [01:58:10] Speaker A: Love you. [01:58:11] Speaker B: All right, peace. [01:58:13] Speaker C: All right. 01:00. [01:58:14] Speaker B: There you go. [01:58:15] Speaker C: Bring this pony home. [01:58:16] Speaker A: It was good. [01:58:16] Speaker B: That was good. Needed call. [01:58:18] Speaker A: We needed him to just bust you balls. Because he is true. You do hang on all the tables. People talk about it all the time. People have complained. People have complained. No, I mean, there's asking people and then hanging on the table because they, you know, they can shoot a puck a little faster than most people. I think it's a little awkward. [01:58:35] Speaker C: If anything, I was talking to his wife more. That's pregnant. I made her a mock tail. [01:58:38] Speaker A: Even worse, I made it on people's wife's. [01:58:41] Speaker C: I made her a mock tail. [01:58:42] Speaker B: Really know how to, uh, really get after it, you know? [01:58:46] Speaker C: Made her a mocktail. [01:58:47] Speaker B: Make her a cocktail. Right. [01:58:50] Speaker C: All right, guys, do we have anything? Did you order the sausage before we wrap this, George? [01:58:55] Speaker A: Garlic and cheese. [01:58:56] Speaker C: Do we wrap with extra dick? [01:58:58] Speaker B: All right, wrap it up. [01:59:00] Speaker C: Let's wrap it up. [01:59:00] Speaker B: We can wrap it up. [01:59:01] Speaker C: I probably should have wrapped it up and then I would have been able to watch Deadpool in peace. [01:59:05] Speaker A: Yeah, he definitely should have wrapped it up. [01:59:06] Speaker B: I guess he doesn't really make too. [01:59:08] Speaker A: Much noise down there. [01:59:09] Speaker C: He's probably sleeping. Yeah, but it is time for me to feed him. He's going to stop any minute now. [01:59:15] Speaker A: All right, no one cares now. All right, boys, take it easy. Let us know what you want us to do for the hundredth episode. Justin has all these wacky, wacky ideas. [01:59:24] Speaker C: No, I just think he's doing 100 or any of the frequent listeners, I will say this. We probably, next episode, we'll say to the beginning, if you don't make it this far, send us a little, like, ten second video. [01:59:35] Speaker B: What if we do this hawk and magic instead of that? Because that's requesting way more out of people than they're actually ever going to fucking give us. No one's ever going to take the time to do that. Why don't we just do what we just did? We have. We call. We combined. Yep, we can combine. However many episodes we have. One call, one call an episode. We fill in and we take their thoughts. We ask them, hey, we have a hundredth episode coming up. Yada, yada, yada. What would you like to see us do? Straight up. Bang. And now we're good. We let them know we're on the podcast. We have them. All we need them for is about five minutes. Then we can rift about there. Right there. After we hang up with them. [02:00:10] Speaker A: I'm fine with that. I think we should. [02:00:13] Speaker B: Alex. [02:00:14] Speaker A: Yep. Guess probably not. You know, it's tough just being us three. What day was that? Turning it. This is fucking. [02:00:20] Speaker B: Hey, we really got to wrap it up, though. [02:00:23] Speaker C: I'm gonna shut my peace out, Girl Scout. [02:00:25] Speaker A: All right. [02:00:25] Speaker C: Thank you, guys. Fuck you, Fatsucker. [02:00:28] Speaker A: As always. As always. You. [02:00:48] Speaker B: Know, I bring it down. [02:00:52] Speaker C: Thank you for listening.