Episode Transcript
[00:00:46] Speaker A: Welcome to Bad Brain.
This is episode 269. What is this?
[00:00:53] Speaker B: 113?
[00:00:54] Speaker A: Is it really exactly what it is?
[00:00:55] Speaker B: 113.
[00:00:55] Speaker A: Wow. Congratulations on 113 episodes. One worse than the next.
How do you guys continue to just make this show as shitty as possible a week in and week out?
[00:01:04] Speaker C: Well, we have guests on like you. That's the first thing we do.
[00:01:07] Speaker A: Yeah, There you go.
[00:01:08] Speaker D: We also have setups like this that just get destroyed.
[00:01:11] Speaker A: We have setups fully destructible environments. It's like a PS2 game on this set. This is crazy.
[00:01:17] Speaker D: I like it, though. Good effort. I like the effort.
[00:01:20] Speaker A: I definitely like it better than when it was in the last time, when it was in the back room. One hundred percent.
[00:01:24] Speaker D: A thousand percent. Looks great. Doesn't help me have rambunctious dog that loves everybody spraying around. I hope we got it all the.
[00:01:32] Speaker A: He came flying in like a nuclear warhead, too, right away.
[00:01:36] Speaker D: And then once we got everything set back up, Mar put his fat arms back on the table, folded the table in half, poured his hot chocolate on his.
[00:01:44] Speaker A: You weigh more than I do.
[00:01:45] Speaker B: And so do you.
[00:01:47] Speaker A: You can't say I have fat arms. You weigh more than I do.
[00:01:49] Speaker B: Is that true?
[00:01:50] Speaker D: Yeah, Pro. Yeah, probably.
[00:01:52] Speaker B: What are. What are you weighing in at right now?
[00:01:54] Speaker A: 2:37.
[00:01:56] Speaker D: We weigh the same weight. Okay, so you have fat arms.
[00:01:59] Speaker A: So I guess this.
[00:02:01] Speaker D: You do have fat arms. Justin, as my witness, watch the table and cave like a fucking deck of cards. Marco did nothing.
[00:02:09] Speaker C: He watched Nico.
[00:02:10] Speaker A: You have the reaction time of a paraplegic. And watch that thing tip over like the leaning top.
[00:02:14] Speaker C: Let's take it back because this is what happened.
Everything. The dog knocked everything over.
[00:02:20] Speaker D: Marco said.
[00:02:21] Speaker C: And Marco. Yeah, Marco, spoken into existence. The dog knocked everything over. And then he immediately gave you shit for not grabbing anything. As you watch it fall over me very badly.
[00:02:35] Speaker D: I almost grabbed this fucking light that I'm looking at and pole voltage. Yeah.
[00:02:39] Speaker C: So then Marco puts his fat arms like you said. How long would you say this is? This might have been 45 seconds after.
[00:02:47] Speaker D: Yes.
[00:02:48] Speaker C: Marco puts his fat arms on the table, similar to how I am right now, but all his weight. I think he went to adjust himself in the seat, pushed him up and pushed himself up.
Then his coffee or his hot chocolate spilled on his hand. And he's just watching it. I'm watching it from here. Listen.
[00:03:07] Speaker A: At that point, it's chaos.
[00:03:10] Speaker C: Like, he dunked it in milk chocolate. He's just yelling because it's hot.
[00:03:14] Speaker A: I look like. And he's just Watching.
[00:03:17] Speaker C: He's just going ah.
[00:03:20] Speaker B: Ah.
[00:03:21] Speaker C: So he made fun of you and then did the same thing 11 seconds later. So if you two aren't brothers, there's no way we have visual cuz the dog ruined everything.
[00:03:31] Speaker B: So you think they have no reaction time?
[00:03:32] Speaker C: 0 between the both of them.
[00:03:34] Speaker A: Did.
[00:03:35] Speaker B: He did catch a light. Marco caught a light?
[00:03:37] Speaker A: Thousand percent. There's no comparison in the reaction time between life. There's no comparison in the reaction.
[00:03:42] Speaker B: How can we test reaction time? You think we could throw Justin's baby at you guys when you guys are.
[00:03:46] Speaker A: Looking just like.
[00:03:50] Speaker D: Gary Khaled's door right now we'll go do that eye reflection test that he used to bring to the high school.
[00:03:55] Speaker A: I would dog you, not even call. You haven't done anything athletics since. Since, I don't know. Drake put out. Take care. You're like, what are you talking about?
[00:04:02] Speaker D: What have you done? That's athlete. You hurt yourself.
[00:04:04] Speaker A: I skipped. I. That's. When didn't you just hurt yourself playing every time? When was the last time you remember me hurt? A year and a half. Two years ago.
[00:04:12] Speaker C: No, that's a lot.
[00:04:13] Speaker A: When was the last time?
[00:04:15] Speaker D: Surgery before that?
[00:04:16] Speaker A: I. That was two years ago.
[00:04:18] Speaker D: No, no.
[00:04:19] Speaker A: Yeah. Okay. Do you want to see the medical bill?
[00:04:21] Speaker D: I do want medical.
[00:04:23] Speaker A: Sure.
[00:04:23] Speaker B: Now we want medical history. I love this.
[00:04:25] Speaker A: Yes.
[00:04:26] Speaker D: Definitely been in the hospital more than me. 110.
[00:04:30] Speaker A: You probably should have been in the hospital more than me. Self inflicted doesn't.
[00:04:34] Speaker C: I will say. I feel like every time.
[00:04:36] Speaker D: You know.
[00:04:37] Speaker C: You don't know what self inflicted means.
[00:04:39] Speaker A: No, I know what it means. What do you mean? It's self inflicted.
Self inflicted.
[00:04:43] Speaker D: You did it to yourself.
[00:04:44] Speaker A: What did I do? You say like I shot myself in the leg.
[00:04:46] Speaker C: You chat about yourself?
[00:04:48] Speaker A: No.
[00:04:48] Speaker D: I mean.
[00:04:49] Speaker A: No, I always. I mean. No. Eat himself.
[00:04:52] Speaker D: He said it himself.
[00:04:53] Speaker B: Oh, you mean the od?
[00:04:55] Speaker C: That is. That was self inflicted.
[00:04:57] Speaker A: Yeah, that's self inflicted. I. I also. It's really not, Nico. It's. It's really not.
[00:05:01] Speaker B: What about the time Justin drugged us? Do you remember that? That wasn't his fault. That wasn't. That wasn't Marco's fault.
[00:05:07] Speaker C: He wouldn't say I drugged you. We got. We got edibles.
[00:05:11] Speaker D: What did I say?
[00:05:12] Speaker A: If Marco.
[00:05:13] Speaker D: If you called me, I would have told him to go outside. Take your shirt off. You would have sober up in like 30 seconds.
[00:05:19] Speaker A: The dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life.
[00:05:21] Speaker C: We were walking around.
[00:05:22] Speaker B: He was a blank slate, Nico.
[00:05:24] Speaker D: What?
[00:05:24] Speaker B: He was a blank slate.
[00:05:26] Speaker A: Yeah, if you eat weed Edibles like a Pez candy. And then you want to sit there and be like, hey, I don't eat. Imagine this kid doesn't know what the fuck it does. By the way, when you. When you take too much of something that it. It forces you into a hospital. Guess what? That's an overdose.
[00:05:40] Speaker D: That's also being a bitch.
[00:05:41] Speaker A: It's not being a bitch. It's really not at all. It's really not. You were fine, Nico. You're not electric. You're not a person.
[00:05:48] Speaker D: That's why you didn't call me. I understand now why all these reasons.
[00:05:51] Speaker A: Nico, if I ran out of gas in my car, I wouldn't call you to ask what happened. So I don't know why you think you're a resource for anything. To be honest with you. Who's consumed it more than me? I might call you to ask. I might call you to ask what the next best flavor of mint ch. Ice cream is. If Brigham's was out at Walmart, that.
[00:06:08] Speaker D: Might be the only other thing you deserve to get stabbed over. Like, you do ice cream reviews. Like, Cool, bro. I appreciate.
[00:06:13] Speaker B: Is he doing them?
[00:06:14] Speaker D: Yeah, no, he did a mint chocolate chip one. I know that.
[00:06:16] Speaker A: When.
[00:06:17] Speaker D: Can't do my flavor. Do your flavor.
[00:06:19] Speaker A: Nico, stop this nonsense.
[00:06:22] Speaker C: I will say that if you called me, I would still take you to.
[00:06:26] Speaker A: The hospital, but no, you were great. You were great that night. No, I was. That was. It was a shit.
[00:06:29] Speaker C: I would still take them.
[00:06:30] Speaker A: No, it was a shit. It was. It was a. Definitely a shitty, scary fucking thing. Justin helped me the whole way through.
[00:06:36] Speaker B: But if Justin's an enabler. That's what Nico.
[00:06:39] Speaker C: That's what he thinks. He thought I.
[00:06:41] Speaker A: You know what Justin did? Justin pulled. Pulled the smart one, though. They sat me in the. They sat me in the hospital bed. And I just remember Justin going, just let me hold on to those for a minute, and why don't you sit back and take a while? He takes the edibles and puts them in his back pocket, and he kept them for himself. I respect that. That's a token of appreciation. I think you. I think you deserve it.
[00:06:59] Speaker C: And then we made him eat it, and he was comatose on the podcast.
[00:07:03] Speaker A: Yeah, this kid was a fucking. You were a legit.
[00:07:05] Speaker C: You were literally a zombie in the hospital.
[00:07:08] Speaker A: I never got.
[00:07:09] Speaker B: Yeah, you just. You just, like, fully functional.
[00:07:12] Speaker D: I was booted. Hell, yeah.
[00:07:13] Speaker A: I was higher than a month.
[00:07:14] Speaker D: But you got put in the hospital.
Anybody that's from Revere knows that bar, knows that. They know that line. I want that clip.
[00:07:23] Speaker C: Who's the Revere rapper that came up with that one?
[00:07:25] Speaker D: So to you, later, ho.
[00:07:27] Speaker C: Oh, my God, what a name.
[00:07:29] Speaker B: I don't even get higher than a mop. I don't get it.
[00:07:31] Speaker A: I don't get.
[00:07:32] Speaker C: Doesn't even make sense.
[00:07:33] Speaker D: I've.
[00:07:34] Speaker A: I'm not gonna lie as a mop.
[00:07:36] Speaker D: Get your shovel. You know you digging me. Let's get it. That's the.
[00:07:41] Speaker C: Honestly, that's awesome.
[00:07:44] Speaker B: Mop gotta mean something else. It can't be a mob people, because mop get low.
[00:07:49] Speaker A: Yeah. They don't get high.
It's a tertiary.
[00:07:51] Speaker C: It literally cleans the ground.
[00:07:53] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:07:53] Speaker C: So that doesn't mean he's not high whatsoever. He's less than high.
[00:07:59] Speaker D: I know him at that time. I have no idea. Me, I was high.
[00:08:03] Speaker C: No, I know, but I'm just saying, if you think of the. Specifically, higher than a mop. It makes no sense.
[00:08:08] Speaker D: When that came out, like, everybody just, like, looked at each other in the room, was like.
[00:08:11] Speaker B: Like, what is that, Yo, I'm higher than a mop.
[00:08:13] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:08:13] Speaker B: Yeah. Then you guys are saying it. Yeah.
[00:08:15] Speaker D: Like, you just laugh.
[00:08:16] Speaker C: Yeah, you gotta laugh.
[00:08:19] Speaker D: You know you're digging me.
[00:08:21] Speaker B: Let's get it.
[00:08:21] Speaker D: Are you kidding?
[00:08:22] Speaker A: Listen, if. That. If you. If you drop. If you drop some kind of music and people remember it unlike anything Justin's ever put out in his life.
[00:08:30] Speaker C: Is there taking shots?
[00:08:31] Speaker A: Kidding, bro.
[00:08:33] Speaker C: Is there any way you can pull this song up?
[00:08:36] Speaker A: Yeah, it's got to be somewhere, right? Good call. Justin, it's the 4th. Oh, bro.
[00:08:40] Speaker D: It's a 4th of July, like cipher. Yeah.
[00:08:44] Speaker C: Okay. Al, you have the dongle, or is this.
[00:08:46] Speaker B: I do, but you wanted. You want to get the. I have it plugged in. But do you want us to all be in the cans? You want to just have them played over the speaker and put it onto the phone?
[00:08:53] Speaker C: No, you don't have to do the cans because we should still be able to hear it. Us hearing on the phone, him playing it.
[00:08:58] Speaker A: Justin can.
[00:08:58] Speaker B: I think it goes right into that.
[00:09:00] Speaker A: I want to know if we should put this out. Do you want to know if you have coffee teeth or not right now?
[00:09:03] Speaker B: Do I.
[00:09:03] Speaker A: It's the most vicious cough. Wait, wait. You just wiped it away and it made me look an idiot.
[00:09:06] Speaker C: Let me see.
[00:09:07] Speaker A: Look. Smile, Al. You're such a scumbag. Such a piece of.
[00:09:11] Speaker C: I didn't see.
[00:09:12] Speaker A: Oh, my God. It was scaring him.
[00:09:13] Speaker B: You look like espresso. Especially this sludge. It gives it to me bad.
[00:09:16] Speaker A: Oh, really?
[00:09:17] Speaker B: Yep.
[00:09:18] Speaker A: Yeah, you look like A. A West Virginian citizen for a little bit right there.
[00:09:20] Speaker C: I'm not drinking it in front of your teeth. Put it behind your teeth. Well, you must.
[00:09:24] Speaker B: I was sipping. I was sipping on.
[00:09:26] Speaker C: He's got the straw.
[00:09:28] Speaker A: He's filtering it through through the front.
That's fucking hilarious. Oh, my God. Did anybody bet yesterday not to talk about gambling? Because Justin hates that. Oh, those games suck.
[00:09:40] Speaker B: There wasn't one good game besides the last game.
[00:09:42] Speaker C: I bet every single one of them.
[00:09:43] Speaker B: Commanders and Bucks. That was the last.
[00:09:45] Speaker A: Also, I do want to say something really quick. I want to congratulate Justin on a fantasy football win.
[00:09:49] Speaker C: Wow.
[00:09:49] Speaker A: He deserved it. I told him you. I wanted to. Wait. I wanted to congratulate you in person. Very happy for you. Well deserved.
Would have liked to be there with you, but it is what it is. Like, what are you going to do Odds though, the Jerry High.
[00:10:03] Speaker B: What do you mean you will never win again? It's just because it doesn't matter. You won't have the narrative.
[00:10:09] Speaker C: I don't care. I'm already etched in history.
[00:10:10] Speaker A: You won. What? Yeah. You won once. You don't have to win again. Who gives a. I want to congratulate Justin. Very happy.
Fantastic.
[00:10:18] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:10:18] Speaker A: Yep. No, Justin got his name on the trophy for.
[00:10:21] Speaker C: So here's the thing, and I know that we said this at the draft that whoever wins gets to pick the punishment for the last place.
[00:10:32] Speaker A: Sure. Okay.
[00:10:33] Speaker C: So it's not going to be anything crazy. I'm not gonna make you wear a dress. Not gonna make you do anything. St it.
[00:10:39] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:10:40] Speaker B: Have you decided what it is?
[00:10:41] Speaker A: I just have to collaborate on the shittiest clip of all time from this.
[00:10:44] Speaker C: We're getting. We're getting.
[00:10:45] Speaker B: I'm choosing the clip.
[00:10:47] Speaker A: Hold on. Can I just.
[00:10:47] Speaker B: I can't believe how Justin ruined Food court One in second.
[00:10:50] Speaker A: I thought it was going to be something completely different.
[00:10:52] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:10:53] Speaker A: Was I the only one that thought he was going to, like, judge food and review food?
[00:10:56] Speaker B: That's what he's supposed to do.
[00:10:57] Speaker A: What the.
[00:10:58] Speaker B: Why would he do a food court, though?
[00:10:59] Speaker A: What are you thinking?
[00:11:00] Speaker C: Guys, it was a special. Like, you know how. Lauren, it doesn't matter.
[00:11:05] Speaker A: Special Victims Justin, that would. This would be like Law and Order investigating tax fraud. That's the shittiest. Like, no one wants to watch that.
[00:11:11] Speaker C: Justin, does Uber Eats deliver food?
[00:11:14] Speaker A: Yeah, of course.
[00:11:14] Speaker C: Why am I not allowed to take them to food court?
[00:11:17] Speaker B: Here's. Here's what I'll say.
[00:11:18] Speaker A: That's.
[00:11:18] Speaker B: Dude, here's my point. So I'm going to get I'm going to give. I'm going to give a peek back inside the curtain a little bit. A little inside.
[00:11:24] Speaker A: Basically peel back the curtain.
[00:11:28] Speaker B: Justin's basically been saying he wants to be a heel for a while. You've noticed that. You've seen him say it on the podcast. He was going to just basically on things that people love. That was the whole point of food court.
[00:11:38] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:11:38] Speaker B: He wasn't to take anything seriously. He was just going to fucking straight up just shit on stuff, heal. So he was trying to shit on new Bridges salad dressing in the first video. That was basically the whole.
[00:11:48] Speaker A: Yeah, but. Yeah, but Jeff Bones, I personally like nobody. Not that you care about my advice, but, like, that is like, it's going to. It's going to be a very obvious, like, trope like this.
[00:11:59] Speaker D: What's trope mean?
[00:12:00] Speaker A: A trope is like a. Like a. Like a theme or like, some retards will take that.
[00:12:05] Speaker C: No, they're falling. They're already falling for it.
[00:12:08] Speaker B: So this is the first video.
[00:12:09] Speaker A: Like, if anybody really felt that's like somebody being like, yeah, this Santa's pizza is fucking garbage. I don't love Santa pios.
[00:12:16] Speaker C: Yeah, but that's what he should do. You've got to do it right. You got to do it right.
[00:12:19] Speaker A: But you also have to. You have to. You have to consider this. Do you want the negative attention like that, like, does that.
[00:12:25] Speaker B: I don't know if just can handle it.
[00:12:27] Speaker A: He. I don't just. I do not know that. You know what? Negative attention is a lot like al corporate America.
[00:12:33] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:12:33] Speaker A: You know what I'm saying?
[00:12:34] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:12:34] Speaker A: A lot of, like, a lot of.
[00:12:35] Speaker B: People think they can handle it, and they have to face product for 10 hours.
[00:12:41] Speaker A: And now you're in the office, you're getting written up for something, and I'm telling you right now, you. It's a slippery slope that you're trying to climb. You got flip flops on.
[00:12:51] Speaker D: Keep doing.
[00:12:52] Speaker C: I like.
[00:12:53] Speaker B: But the UberEats thing. No one likes UberEats. They deal with it.
[00:12:57] Speaker A: That's another thing is like, it's a necessary evil.
[00:12:59] Speaker B: It's a necessary evil.
[00:13:01] Speaker A: Like, people are passionate about the new bridge salad dressing, right? Who's like, I love Uber eats. I'll fight someone.
[00:13:09] Speaker B: This is what I said. How do you blow this thing so fast?
[00:13:14] Speaker C: And here's the thing, right? Because if I.
[00:13:16] Speaker B: You better come out number three.
[00:13:18] Speaker C: If I came on this podcast, right? If I came on this podcast, I'll tell you exactly what would have happened. I came on this podcast today. And I told you this Uber eats story. The first thing out of Al's mouth would. Would have been, why did you not make a video for food court?
[00:13:34] Speaker B: No, I would have never said food court.
Yeah, Like a, Like a rant video. I, I, I agree with that. 100. I'm not saying you shouldn't have made.
[00:13:42] Speaker C: It a food court.
[00:13:44] Speaker A: Listen, not like Uber Eats. Go for, like, controversial food topics like Kelly's roast beef. It's the first good idea Nico's had in six months. Yeah.
[00:13:52] Speaker B: He should. But he should. What he should be doing is filtering it in. Like filtering good reviews of bad. Like filtering. Oh, my God. This is the best roast.
[00:14:01] Speaker A: Unless you just become the ticket spin zone. Unless this is what he needs to do.
[00:14:06] Speaker B: What he should have done is went into the north end into Regina's pizza and be like, this is the worst pizza I've ever had. People said to come to this location. I prefer the one that used to be at the Liberty Tree Mall. Something like that. Like, you can still make it where.
[00:14:19] Speaker A: Like if you're making it, like, almost satirical.
[00:14:21] Speaker B: That's what he's supposed to be doing.
[00:14:22] Speaker A: That's different. Because not Every person knows Nico. 93.7 of people in the entire planet know what satirical is.
[00:14:31] Speaker B: Hot 93 7.
[00:14:34] Speaker A: It's trope. By the way.
[00:14:35] Speaker C: We actually. I knew what all those words.
[00:14:37] Speaker A: Of course he does. You know, like, because. Yeah, because Justin's remotely mentally competent. Nico. Though.
[00:14:42] Speaker C: Here's the thing.
I'll defend. I'll defend my Uber Eats thing because it just happened in the moment. I'm gonna defend it. I think it's ridiculous that I didn't get to do my review because they told me it was gonna ask you a question.
[00:14:58] Speaker B: Smokehouse. No one even. Like, he is that much about smokers. Why would smoke house be the.
[00:15:03] Speaker A: What the are you.
[00:15:04] Speaker B: He has. No, I was just Barbecue. Yes.
It's. It's average run of the mill. Nobody has, like a passion for it.
[00:15:11] Speaker A: To be honest with you. I'm not gonna lie. They do. They do have a great piece of friendship.
[00:15:15] Speaker C: You guys like it.
[00:15:16] Speaker A: But it's. Right.
[00:15:17] Speaker B: But. But yeah. Justin, what you said from the jump is you were gonna. On people that everybody talks about like a mall. If you on the modern relationship.
[00:15:24] Speaker A: The modern butcher.
[00:15:25] Speaker C: I understand. I told you. Modern butcher is gonna be next.
[00:15:29] Speaker D: Sally's pizza.
[00:15:30] Speaker C: Sally's with Sally's was not good pizza. Sorry.
[00:15:33] Speaker B: Well, that he doesn't even have to be Justin.
[00:15:35] Speaker A: Just. See, this is why this is.
[00:15:36] Speaker C: No, he's the whole thing Just tasted like coal.
[00:15:39] Speaker B: He doesn't like well done pizza. He doesn't like Angela's pizza. He doesn't like coal fire pizza.
[00:15:43] Speaker A: Okay, so what.
[00:15:46] Speaker B: What the are you.
[00:15:48] Speaker C: It was a. It was a.
It was a sub pot angel. Sally's pizza was a subpar angel.
[00:15:55] Speaker A: You know what's crazy? I don't even. I don't think Angela's is comparable to. I think it's two different pizzas for me personally.
[00:16:00] Speaker C: It is.
[00:16:00] Speaker B: Yeah. No, that's my point.
[00:16:01] Speaker A: It's like two different, you know what Sally's banks on. And I will say this right now, it's got more like a rustic taste to it. Like it's very like. Yeah, the sauce is really good.
[00:16:10] Speaker B: Yes, it is.
[00:16:11] Speaker A: So it's the best. It's the best pizza sauce. One of that I've personally. But I think it's the one. It's a rare example of a pizza where the sauce is the strong point.
[00:16:20] Speaker B: And you honestly cannot judge pizza when you go pick it up in Woobin Drive 30 minutes to your house, sit down and take the pizza.
[00:16:29] Speaker A: You have to at least sit in the parking lot.
[00:16:32] Speaker B: He should have snapped one slice.
[00:16:34] Speaker A: Come one fucking slice. You've literally almost only worked in food your entire life.
[00:16:38] Speaker C: Here's the thing and why I don't want to do this for these videos is because people make that comment.
[00:16:44] Speaker A: What comment?
[00:16:45] Speaker C: Why are you eating it at home? Why are you getting to go like people commenting that. Listen, we got 20 comments on it. Like I'm going to take.
[00:16:52] Speaker A: Hold on, wait a second. The biggest food reviewer on the. Wait, I just.
[00:16:55] Speaker D: You lost me. When in the video you said like it said it was going to take two hours.
[00:17:00] Speaker B: Like why would you even order it at that point? Like it didn't.
[00:17:04] Speaker C: No, guys, guys.
[00:17:06] Speaker A: I feel like just pulling strings on a storyline here. Like there might be so bad not.
[00:17:11] Speaker C: Tell me it was going to be two hours until after I put it in, it said 30 minutes and then it said. When I put the order in, it said arrival 6:30. This is at 4:30.
[00:17:20] Speaker B: What did you ask for?
[00:17:21] Speaker D: Like, like freshly.
[00:17:22] Speaker C: No, I don't understand why it was going to be like that. I got fucking burnt ends and I.
[00:17:27] Speaker A: You know what I would have said? You know what I would have said when it's a two hours and no, I'm going to order from literally anywhere else on this fucking app that's available.
[00:17:34] Speaker C: This is why I canceled it. This is the whole point of the thing.
[00:17:38] Speaker B: I get the Uber. It just shouldn't be attached to Food court.
[00:17:41] Speaker A: Absolutely not.
[00:17:42] Speaker C: Why am I getting charged still for it?
[00:17:46] Speaker A: Because Uber Eats sucks. That's not like no one likes. Nobody's like debating that. Yeah, nobody's debating that. Uber Eats sucks. It's just a necessary evil that you have to deal with.
[00:17:55] Speaker C: Okay.
[00:17:56] Speaker A: If you're a lazy piece of like everybody door dash.
[00:17:59] Speaker D: Last night I went to go try one place because I had nothing. Last I was wanted to go try one place for. For like a burrito out of like a normal place, not like a Chipotle Pdova $42. It came to after and it said it was going to take 32 minutes. I said, holy, absolutely not. I'll stop myself. I'll pack lips until I pass out and smoke weed. I'm good.
[00:18:20] Speaker A: I can't do that, Nico, by the.
[00:18:21] Speaker D: Way, no sense to me what that.
[00:18:23] Speaker A: Taco truck near your house is unreal. Don Oge. Whatever the it's called.
[00:18:27] Speaker B: I've been eating like Don O. Yeah, it's.
[00:18:30] Speaker A: It's called like Don O. Like, it's like Oge. Something like Don O.
[00:18:34] Speaker D: Hey, Don Gay. What up, yo?
[00:18:36] Speaker B: Don O. Gay.
[00:18:36] Speaker A: But anyways, that's the Irish version of it.
[00:18:39] Speaker D: I did really good eating. Eating well. But yeah, anyways, I ended up at my name jazz taqueria, which was way cheap.
[00:18:46] Speaker B: And this all falls under your 75 hard. You're doing two workouts. You're reading the book.
[00:18:51] Speaker D: Everything's in moderation. I'm reading.
[00:18:53] Speaker B: No, that's the exact opposite of 75.
[00:18:55] Speaker A: What are you reading?
[00:18:56] Speaker B: Nothing's in moderation.
[00:18:56] Speaker D: Sherlock Holmes.
[00:18:58] Speaker A: All right.
[00:19:02] Speaker B: Last week he was like, you're reading it old English. I can't understand what they're saying. Dialogue wise, he's like, they keep calling each other chap.
[00:19:15] Speaker A: Sherlock Holmes. Like, what the.
[00:19:18] Speaker C: But you've seen the movies.
[00:19:20] Speaker D: I love them.
[00:19:21] Speaker C: You know how they talk in it?
[00:19:22] Speaker D: Waiting for number three. They said it's coming out, but I don't think it's ever coming out.
[00:19:25] Speaker C: No, it's never coming.
[00:19:26] Speaker B: It should come out. It's a great movie.
[00:19:27] Speaker A: I actually think that's first two to segue into like a movie discussion here. The first two, sure. Though those first two movies are actually like a lot of fun.
[00:19:35] Speaker D: Again.
[00:19:35] Speaker B: Oh, great movies. Great.
[00:19:36] Speaker D: Really good guys to work together. Drew lot's like a great Watson.
[00:19:40] Speaker A: What was I going to say? Have you absorbed the character of Watson as much as possible in the text from the old English literature that you're.
[00:19:47] Speaker D: Trying to read it out loud to myself, like retard in like old English. But it just sounds bad.
[00:19:51] Speaker A: You like a yo.
[00:19:53] Speaker D: You want me to read a page?
[00:19:54] Speaker A: No, I don't want to read. I don't want to.
[00:19:56] Speaker D: I'm going to read a page.
[00:19:57] Speaker C: Just let him read a page.
[00:19:58] Speaker A: I find a page, it's fine.
[00:19:59] Speaker C: And then I want you to find that song.
[00:20:00] Speaker A: Are you reading the book? Are you listening on audiobook by the way, is. Does that count as reading a book?
[00:20:04] Speaker B: It doesn't. We went over that last week.
[00:20:06] Speaker A: It's listening. Listening to a book. You're listening to somebody tell a story. You're not reading anything.
[00:20:09] Speaker D: 15 minutes a day. I thought it was 10 pages initially. So. Okay, hold on.
[00:20:15] Speaker A: 75 hours. So gay.
[00:20:16] Speaker B: I am so, so gay.
[00:20:18] Speaker D: The widow to watch you and the signal to throw in this object. Then to raise the cry of fire and to wait at the corner of the street. Precisely, Holmes.
Then you may entirely rely on me. That is excellent. I think perhaps it is almost time that I prepare for the new role I have to play. Plague. He disappeared into his bedroom and returned in a few minutes in the character of an admirable and simple minded, non.
[00:20:42] Speaker A: Conformist, non conformist, non conformist collegery man.
[00:20:47] Speaker D: His clergy is his broad black hat, his baggy trousers, his white tie, sympathetic smile in general look for appearing and be. Yeah, you get the point.
[00:20:58] Speaker B: So he's reading one page a day because it's going to take him 15 minutes to get one page.
[00:21:02] Speaker D: Now reading like and it's. It comes up to like 7 to 8. Takes me a minute. It's interesting.
[00:21:07] Speaker A: How much weight have you lost?
How many. What day are you on?
Tommy g lost like 35.
[00:21:15] Speaker B: Yeah, he's back.
[00:21:16] Speaker A: He said no, no, this was on. No, this was like when he did 75 hard like two years ago with his girl.
[00:21:20] Speaker D: Yeah, when he first started TikTok, I've lost already 3. I started at 240.3 pounds.
[00:21:26] Speaker B: So you lost three pounds in two weeks?
[00:21:28] Speaker D: I'm 237.
[00:21:30] Speaker B: You ain't working out bad.
[00:21:31] Speaker D: 2. What do you mean I'm not worth.
[00:21:33] Speaker B: I think you take a. And lose 7 lbs.
[00:21:35] Speaker D: I four times two days ago. It was awesome.
[00:21:38] Speaker A: You could take. I've taken a diuretic before and lost eight pounds overnight. Like you can absolutely like pee out that much water overnight.
[00:21:44] Speaker D: That's kind of insane. You think that's healthy?
[00:21:46] Speaker A: Yes.
[00:21:47] Speaker D: Are you like cutting weight?
[00:21:48] Speaker A: No, but like when you. If you take a diuretic once a week, it's totally fine just to flush the excess water out of your body.
[00:21:53] Speaker D: Can you confirm or deny why the.
[00:21:55] Speaker A: Would Justin know if anything is physically healthy or not?
Duct tape and elbow grease right now. You can ask this kid what's physically healthy.
[00:22:05] Speaker D: I want to get into this, bro.
[00:22:06] Speaker A: Because this kid gets one more episode of Gert, he's gonna drink through a straw.
[00:22:10] Speaker B: Yeah, new me.
[00:22:11] Speaker D: No, we're doing clips. We're trying to, like, really pump the clip. So I'm going through all old stuff, like 20, 22, 20, 23. I'm looking at all these clips, and then they pan to Justin, and it just looks like someone inside. Like, I want to get you, like, trend or something. We gotta get you back. Look so much.
[00:22:28] Speaker B: He looks like dog.
[00:22:30] Speaker A: First off, Justin. Justin on trend would legitimately be like, everything.
[00:22:34] Speaker D: Justin looks like a far. Like, I think he got hit with Benjamin Button or something. Like, I'm looking at the clips. I'm like, damn. What the.
[00:22:43] Speaker B: Like, he's went off a cliff.
[00:22:44] Speaker A: He just went downhill so fast.
[00:22:46] Speaker C: This is. This is what having a kid does to you when you get no sleep.
[00:22:52] Speaker A: Al was way fatter when he had little Al. Albie, I was probably 40 pounds heavier.
[00:22:57] Speaker C: Are you saying I got fatter?
[00:22:59] Speaker A: No, you just.
[00:22:59] Speaker D: You just.
[00:23:00] Speaker A: You look. It's like the opposite. You.
[00:23:01] Speaker C: I look horrible.
[00:23:02] Speaker A: You look. You got.
[00:23:03] Speaker B: You look like a homeless person.
[00:23:05] Speaker A: Justin, you got Gaunt.
[00:23:07] Speaker C: I don't know what that means.
[00:23:08] Speaker A: It's like, kind of almost a U, A, and C. Yes.
[00:23:12] Speaker B: It's like Matthew McConaughey in that AIDS movie. That's what he's trying to say.
[00:23:16] Speaker C: Perfect.
[00:23:17] Speaker A: Gaunt.
[00:23:17] Speaker C: That guy evades.
[00:23:18] Speaker A: Or. Or.
[00:23:19] Speaker D: Or.
[00:23:20] Speaker B: Yes, Diaz.
[00:23:21] Speaker A: Or Christian Bale and the machinist.
[00:23:22] Speaker B: Yeah. Yes.
[00:23:23] Speaker A: Gaunt.
[00:23:24] Speaker D: Just, by the way, just to pan away from your complexion of, like, body archetype. On Netflix, they have now Raw classics, unbelievably.
[00:23:33] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, I saw those.
[00:23:34] Speaker D: And it's, like, almost two hours long. And they.
[00:23:36] Speaker C: I said this on last week's episode.
[00:23:39] Speaker B: He did. He said it.
[00:23:39] Speaker C: We had. Yeah.
[00:23:40] Speaker A: Can I. Can I. Can I.
[00:23:43] Speaker B: So bad.
[00:23:43] Speaker A: Can I vent my.
[00:23:45] Speaker D: Hold on.
[00:23:45] Speaker A: Oh, God. Yeah. Yeah, good. Yeah, good.
[00:23:47] Speaker D: I just want real quick. I watch it. I. I give it like, a six, if that.
[00:23:52] Speaker B: No, four and a half.
[00:23:53] Speaker A: I agree with both of you. Whatever.
[00:23:54] Speaker D: Could have way more appearances. The Rock. I don't know what the. He was doing out. Out in the ring, it sounded.
[00:24:00] Speaker B: They all suck, dude.
[00:24:02] Speaker D: So bland.
[00:24:03] Speaker B: Steering up.
[00:24:04] Speaker D: It was.
[00:24:05] Speaker B: It was.
[00:24:05] Speaker D: It was.
[00:24:06] Speaker C: Al hates that.
[00:24:08] Speaker A: Oh, you know what? He looks like a fish. Like, up. I think Raw usually does a really.
[00:24:13] Speaker D: Good job of, like, bringing back, like, the size of people. Like, dude, like, I don't know what they thought, like bringing out the Hulk was gonna do. Like, that just went so soft.
[00:24:21] Speaker A: Like he got fucking annihilated. Huh?
[00:24:23] Speaker C: He did get an.
[00:24:24] Speaker A: I mean, Macaulay Culkin pops out of the fucking arena and just puts him in a fucking body bag. When they showed Macaulay Culkin, you listen to the pop.
[00:24:31] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, he went crazy.
[00:24:32] Speaker A: The roof went off the place. It was.
[00:24:33] Speaker B: It was all about the celebrities. It was none of the Russell. There was four matches. There was mid commercial matches, which is absolutely ridiculous.
[00:24:41] Speaker C: Yes.
[00:24:42] Speaker B: In the middle of a match. This is the. This is the stuff that Justin tries.
[00:24:45] Speaker C: To push on that. It's trash.
[00:24:48] Speaker B: It' trash.
[00:24:49] Speaker A: When they started doing it, they used to do the. Like when the. With football, they do the little commercial thing.
[00:24:56] Speaker B: There was no picture in picture at this.
[00:24:58] Speaker A: So. Okay, so the Raw at the Garden that I went to, right?
[00:25:01] Speaker B: Yep.
[00:25:02] Speaker A: Like, I'm gonna. First off, they gave us the shittiest seats possible.
[00:25:05] Speaker B: I saw that. That was funny.
[00:25:07] Speaker A: Yeah. We were legitimately behind the sound equipment.
[00:25:10] Speaker D: Yeah, bro.
[00:25:10] Speaker A: Like, that's who you get.
[00:25:12] Speaker D: You can't be.
[00:25:13] Speaker A: What do you mean? That's what you get.
[00:25:14] Speaker D: You can't be seen. I used to do seat filming.
[00:25:16] Speaker A: What do you mean you can't be seen? Seen.
[00:25:18] Speaker D: You can't be seen by the angles.
[00:25:20] Speaker B: Yeah, but he's an influencer. Getting excited.
[00:25:22] Speaker A: That's not the point. What does that mean?
[00:25:23] Speaker D: They're gonna put him on the screen.
[00:25:26] Speaker A: They can give me a Nico. They can give you a better seat than behind the crane. You a normal seats.
[00:25:34] Speaker B: Yeah, he goes wrong on this one.
[00:25:36] Speaker A: How dumb are you?
[00:25:38] Speaker C: Yes.
[00:25:38] Speaker A: We don't even know where the he was. I sent Al a picture.
[00:25:43] Speaker B: No, no, it was bad.
[00:25:44] Speaker A: No, it's not. It was bad.
[00:25:45] Speaker B: He was legit.
[00:25:46] Speaker A: Nico. Nico behind a beam. You never said a beam. Ni.
[00:25:51] Speaker B: Do you have a picture? You have to have a picture.
[00:25:53] Speaker A: I have a picture. Nico's a overlay.
[00:25:57] Speaker D: Listen.
[00:25:58] Speaker A: What do you mean overlay?
[00:25:59] Speaker B: You mean to overlay the picture onto.
[00:26:01] Speaker D: The video has ever done seat filling.
[00:26:03] Speaker B: But he's not a seat filler. He's a guest.
[00:26:05] Speaker D: Oh, my God, Al. So what? It doesn't matter. That's where they put people that like.
[00:26:10] Speaker B: Like.
[00:26:10] Speaker D: Like cool.
[00:26:11] Speaker A: But, like, not that cool.
[00:26:12] Speaker B: Sorry. Whatever. So he's not that cool?
[00:26:14] Speaker C: No, he's not.
[00:26:14] Speaker A: Like, I don't know where Michael thought.
[00:26:16] Speaker D: He was gonna sit on the barricade.
[00:26:18] Speaker A: Nico just be hanging out.
[00:26:20] Speaker B: I think he would have accepted 50 rows up.
[00:26:22] Speaker A: Just in the middle. Like the middle of the lows.
[00:26:24] Speaker C: He might have thought he was gonna sit right on the barricade.
[00:26:27] Speaker D: What?
[00:26:28] Speaker B: Behind the guy with the bell? Like where the.
[00:26:30] Speaker D: Were you gonna.
[00:26:31] Speaker C: He thought he was gonna get on the announce table.
[00:26:33] Speaker B: Honestly, when I saw.
[00:26:34] Speaker A: I thought that was crazy, cuz Nico's a retard. Todd. This is where I sat.
[00:26:39] Speaker C: Can I see?
[00:26:40] Speaker B: He can't even see the rank.
[00:26:41] Speaker A: You can't even see the. I can't even see the Titan. Tron. I was able to put my Diet Coke and hot dog on the sound.
[00:26:46] Speaker C: So. Is there even a seat there?
[00:26:48] Speaker A: There is.
[00:26:48] Speaker C: Yeah, there is like a folding chair or like.
[00:26:51] Speaker A: No, it's a seat. It's like a.
[00:26:52] Speaker B: That's as bad as it gets. Nico.
[00:26:54] Speaker C: That's not that good.
[00:26:55] Speaker A: How stupid are you, Nico? Is a real question how stupid I am.
[00:26:59] Speaker D: Like, you're looking straight. Look to the right. The ring's right there.
[00:27:02] Speaker A: You can. Yeah, but it's like bad Nico. The crane's in the way.
[00:27:06] Speaker D: Nico, you said the crane's in the way. There's a beam in the way. It's not that big.
[00:27:11] Speaker A: It's not a beat. You know what a beam is, by the way?
[00:27:13] Speaker D: Beam is, bro.
[00:27:14] Speaker A: What's a beam?
[00:27:15] Speaker D: A large piece of.
[00:27:18] Speaker A: Anyway, talking about, you generally get the.
[00:27:22] Speaker D: Same camera angle in a wrestling format, right, Justin? It's on that one side. It's just straight looking.
[00:27:27] Speaker C: Yeah. The hard cam.
[00:27:28] Speaker D: Yes. Odd cam. Seat fillers. You sit behind the hot can. Literally sit behind the hot cam. You never be seen. Could they probably put you up probably near the camera? Sure. But I mean, like you were there for free. You got to throw up middle fingers and run out of a stupid jumbotron entrance thing.
[00:27:44] Speaker C: And you got to meet some of the wrestlers. It's like there was trade offs.
[00:27:47] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. But like it just. It was. First off, I will say this.
[00:27:51] Speaker C: They invite you for you to post about it.
[00:27:53] Speaker A: I will say this. I will say this.
[00:27:55] Speaker B: This.
[00:27:55] Speaker A: We happened to get to our seat a little bit later than the other people. So we were sitting with like the jam in 94. Five people. The 985 people. Jimmy Stewart's all right. Sat next to him. He's okay. He's cool. Smell. No, no, he's fine.
He's been. He's been to eight wrestle. He's been to eight wrestlemanias.
[00:28:14] Speaker C: Good.
[00:28:14] Speaker D: That's like $80,000 in tickets.
[00:28:17] Speaker A: Yeah, he's a beast.
[00:28:18] Speaker B: Is that crazy? Eight doesn't seem that high.
[00:28:21] Speaker A: That's kind of out of 35 to travel to. To Hotel, the whole experience all weekend. That doesn't impress me then. Wait.
[00:28:30] Speaker B: Such a plan.
[00:28:32] Speaker D: Memorabilia. Memorabilia is.
[00:28:34] Speaker B: There was one in Boston, so he didn't have to travel for that. He definitely went to that one. Justin's went to probably. Mike Silver's probably went to more than eight. That piece of.
[00:28:42] Speaker A: I think Mike Silver's been to more Wrestlemanias than his kids birthday parties at this point.
[00:28:47] Speaker D: Let's just ve. Okay, I'm just gonna intervene right now. Stop, man. Like, just get.
[00:28:51] Speaker B: Okay, all right.
[00:28:52] Speaker A: Why?
[00:28:53] Speaker D: Cuz we're not talking about.
[00:28:54] Speaker A: Why not?
[00:28:55] Speaker B: Shut up.
[00:28:56] Speaker A: Because we're not talking about that.
[00:28:57] Speaker B: We're talking about so many other good things.
[00:28:59] Speaker A: It's a deadbeat piece of.
[00:29:01] Speaker D: Oh, there you go. Leave it at that.
[00:29:02] Speaker A: I hope he dies.
[00:29:03] Speaker D: Sure. All right.
[00:29:04] Speaker A: That's it.
[00:29:05] Speaker D: All right, good. Anyways, carry on.
[00:29:07] Speaker C: I'm glad I looked.
[00:29:08] Speaker A: Did you just get tense talking about Mike Silver?
[00:29:10] Speaker B: He hasn't stopped because he goes.
[00:29:12] Speaker A: Did you see how tense he was?
[00:29:14] Speaker B: No, no, he goes. I just went, no, he goes, I'm glad I look like I have cancer. He said what? Yeah, he's still thinking about how bad.
[00:29:21] Speaker A: Why are you still thinking about yourself? That's what I can't think is what I can.
[00:29:25] Speaker B: By the way, a little bit of housekeep keeping from last week from just. Just in. In pod stuff. I went back because we had a.
A false statement that I believe.
[00:29:37] Speaker C: Here we go.
[00:29:38] Speaker A: Oh, this is unbelievable.
[00:29:42] Speaker B: Nico believed was false. Anyway, with a brain. Believed was false. I went back and counted every single post from September 2023. Okay. I counted every single post and I divvy div them up. Okay, I will list them out for you. So this is 18 months worth of stuff just. Just to fill you up today because I know you don't listen. You don't listen to clips, you don't listen to anything on the podcast. Justin said he does the most for the podcast in terms of posts.
[00:30:09] Speaker C: I said I've posted more than either insanity.
[00:30:12] Speaker B: So since September 2023, Justin has posted 122 posts, which is actually a good number. It's a better number than I thought it was going to be.
[00:30:21] Speaker A: Better. Also better number than I thought of.
[00:30:23] Speaker B: Those 35 were made by Jay Fin clips, which everyone knows.
[00:30:27] Speaker C: Nobody said making.
[00:30:29] Speaker B: Hold on. I said I'm going through everything. Going through everything. 35 of those were made from Jay Fine. Al listens to all the podcasts, bookmarks them, and sends them to Jay Fine. So I would count those as mine, but I'm not going to Dirty Five from Jay Fine. 33 were used with Opus clips. He gets full credit for that. Ten of those were reposts. Four of those were edited by and given to him by Al. So Al made the clip many. Four.
[00:30:54] Speaker C: Oh, wow, that's a lot.
[00:30:55] Speaker B: Four podcasts. Al brought Justin on. We count that too. That's a little dig for Justin. So four, four of those.
[00:31:01] Speaker A: Justin.
[00:31:01] Speaker B: I got Justin's 100.
[00:31:03] Speaker A: Wait a second. Justin, I gotta say right now, Al URLs suitcase on the pod. You gotta, we, we gotta get him booked on his own.
[00:31:08] Speaker B: Yeah. So skits with all members edited by Justin. 4. So that means that we made a skit. Justin edited the clip, we put them up.
[00:31:18] Speaker A: It was the worst thing anybody's ever watched.
[00:31:20] Speaker B: Wicked Craft gave us two clips that they posted on theirs that were made by Jay Fine. They posted on Scally Bones and Justin. We made 10 skits together.
[00:31:30] Speaker C: Scally Bones and Justin.
[00:31:31] Speaker B: Scally Bones and Al. That should say sorry. Okay. Should Al had 194 posts to Justin's 122 posts. Of those, only 13 were made by Jay Fine. Again, I give all the the bookmarks to Jay Fine. Four reposts, eight outside podcast appearances, and four podcasts that Al brought Justin on.
[00:31:52] Speaker C: Okay, so in terms, bring me on anymore. In terms of if anybody else asks, don't ask.
[00:31:57] Speaker A: Justin. Justin.
No, it's not. This is Justin taking his ball and going home again.
[00:32:04] Speaker B: So basically what I was trying to say.
[00:32:06] Speaker C: What about Nico's numbers?
[00:32:07] Speaker B: Nico? I did do Nico's because I knew you're going to ask that.
[00:32:09] Speaker A: Nico did 44. He did.
[00:32:11] Speaker B: Okay, Nico did 44, but they were all he made himself. Okay, so he didn't post any, any clips.
[00:32:18] Speaker C: See how everyone says that? I get in. Al gets in my head. Everyone get in my head.
[00:32:23] Speaker A: Justin, I don't understand why it's a contest.
Do you want to do a pissing contest, Justin? I, I, I don't know why.
[00:32:29] Speaker B: 194 to 122.
[00:32:32] Speaker C: I still broke up.
[00:32:33] Speaker B: Only 13 of those were posts of clips.
That means 181 were original.
[00:32:42] Speaker A: Listen, if you're going to write accolades.
[00:32:44] Speaker D: Down, you could have wrote that. I, I tried to do the cinnamon challenge. I ate the one.
[00:32:49] Speaker B: Well, no, that's, I didn't go all the way back that far. That would have been August 2020.
[00:32:52] Speaker C: And he also chose a date from further back when I said, so, Justin.
[00:32:58] Speaker B: You'Ll lose even further. You lose in every single month. I haven't broken down in by month, too.
You lose every Single month.
[00:33:05] Speaker C: I have cancer, guys. He.
[00:33:07] Speaker B: Do you do look like you have cancer, Justin.
[00:33:08] Speaker A: Right now. Right now.
[00:33:11] Speaker B: The point is, is I. And I said this to him when he brought it up. I said, you don't want to start this pits and contest. First of all, we shouldn't even. It shouldn't even be a competition. Competition. All I said was that we all have to do more for the podcast.
I get he's panicking right now that he has cancer and aids, but.
Speak for yourself.
[00:33:29] Speaker A: Speak for yourself.
[00:33:31] Speaker B: Speak for yourself. What?
[00:33:34] Speaker C: Speak for yourself.
[00:33:35] Speaker A: Nigel, what happened to your forearm? Did you elbow drop a sidewalk here?
[00:33:39] Speaker B: Yeah, no, he's got psoriasis.
[00:33:41] Speaker A: Oh, do you really?
[00:33:41] Speaker D: Yeah.
[00:33:42] Speaker C: You should try the carnivore diet. It's supposed to wipe that out.
[00:33:45] Speaker B: I actually agree with Justin. That is one of the big things.
[00:33:47] Speaker A: About Carnival, what it takes, it clears up your skin.
[00:33:51] Speaker B: Skin conditions? Yeah.
[00:33:52] Speaker A: Really? It's got to be like a sugar. Well, lack of. It's everything, you know? Like something like that.
[00:33:56] Speaker B: You can't eat dairy either. On.
[00:33:57] Speaker A: Did you hear about this story I wanted to tell you guys about? I saw it on Gino the Ghost podcast. I forget what his pod is called.
[00:34:04] Speaker C: Gino the Ghost?
[00:34:04] Speaker A: Yeah. He's a guy following Twitter. He's from. Hold on a minute. I'm gonna. I'm gonna.
Hold on. Ready? It's this story out of North Dakota.
Okay. Ready?
Okay, so here we go. I have the story right here.
[00:34:25] Speaker B: Did he request.
[00:34:27] Speaker A: There's a couple in North Dakota, okay. Stephen Edward Riley Jr. And his girlfriend, Ina or Ina Kanoyer.
Okay?
This guy finds out he's inheriting $30 million.
[00:34:46] Speaker C: Okay?
[00:34:47] Speaker A: Okay.
Now, this girl is just his. This. This girl is just the girlfriend at the time, all right?
She starts to feel like this guy. I have the news article right here, is gonna get this money and then he's gonna fucking leave. Right?
[00:35:04] Speaker B: Is he retarded? He didn't even do the.
All right, go.
[00:35:10] Speaker A: Whatever.
[00:35:11] Speaker B: Nothing.
[00:35:11] Speaker A: Story's over now.
[00:35:13] Speaker C: No, no, go ahead anyway.
[00:35:14] Speaker A: No, I'm kidding.
So on September 3rd, Riley goes to the airport with his friends to meet a lawyer because he believed he was going to receive a large inheritance. According to an arrest warrant affidavit filed in North Dakota's Central Judicial District, his friends told investigators he planned to leave this girl who he had been dating for around 10 years.
[00:35:36] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:35:36] Speaker A: A lot of stake in the game at that point. Decade together. Some states, you'd already be legally married.
[00:35:41] Speaker B: Yep.
[00:35:42] Speaker A: Right. Just of, like, what, like an occupancy over time, seven Years. Is that what it is?
So another friend tells investigators that his girlfriend, Kanoya, was throwing. Throwing his belongings out of the home they shared that afternoon because she was upset that Riley was going to break up with her after receiving what she believed was an inheritance of over 30 years. Million. According to the affidavit. It's not clear if Riley actually had inherited this large sum of money to this point. At the airport, Riley told his friends he felt drunk despite not having any alcohol, complained about stomach pain, and was nearly falling over while trying to walk. They wanted to take him for medical treatment, but Conoyer, who claimed to have medical training, said Riley was, quote, unquote, quote, suffering from heat stroke and just needed to go home and rest after the airport.
[00:36:33] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:36:34] Speaker A: The next day, an ambulance was called to a Minot, North Dakota home where. What do you think happened?
[00:36:42] Speaker C: He died.
[00:36:43] Speaker A: Yep. Guy died, so.
[00:36:45] Speaker C: So she poisoned him.
[00:36:46] Speaker B: She was. Poisoned him.
[00:36:47] Speaker A: An autopsy determined his cause of death was rat poisoning. Poisoning doesn't specify which. But you're right.
[00:36:54] Speaker B: Ricin.
[00:36:55] Speaker A: It's whatever the.
[00:36:56] Speaker B: Probably grinding up cherry snow bones. That's how you kill somebody.
[00:37:00] Speaker A: Do you think.
[00:37:00] Speaker B: Do you think that.
[00:37:01] Speaker A: What do you mean, grinding?
[00:37:02] Speaker B: Has Sabrina been making you food lately?
[00:37:04] Speaker C: That's probably. No. No.
[00:37:06] Speaker B: She hasn't been making you, like, a shake every single day. Imagine if she was just throwing in those rice and she's just grinding up cherries.
[00:37:11] Speaker C: She's not gonna get anything. I'm.
[00:37:13] Speaker B: I know. Just, like, wants you out of her life.
[00:37:15] Speaker A: What's she gonna get? 45 in a Spotify account. What's this, kid? What's she gonna get out of that?
Riley's family and friends told police that they were concerned because. Because concerned Canoyer had poisoned him with antifreeze because she had made comments in the past.
Made comments about in the past as well as comments following his death that he was poisoned despite not receiving any information about his condition from medical professionals. So she kind of ratted that out to the family before.
[00:37:46] Speaker B: Right.
[00:37:47] Speaker A: They got confirmation from the autopsy.
[00:37:50] Speaker B: Right, right.
[00:37:51] Speaker A: See what I'm saying? So this idiot kind of ratted herself out following Riley's death. This gets better.
Kenoyer told detectives she considered herself his common law wife.
[00:38:02] Speaker B: Yep.
[00:38:03] Speaker C: Seven years.
[00:38:04] Speaker A: And planned on splitting his inheritance with his son. When she was told North Dakota doesn't recognize common law marriage.
[00:38:13] Speaker B: Right. Okay.
[00:38:14] Speaker A: And that she wasn't entitled to Riley's inheritance, Kanoya became enraged.
[00:38:18] Speaker B: How much money was he going to get in here?
[00:38:19] Speaker A: 30 million, supposedly.
[00:38:21] Speaker B: Oh, I would have killed him, too.
[00:38:22] Speaker A: Him Canoyer also told detectives she had made Riley sweet tea on the day he fell ill, which easily disguises ethylene glycol and antifreeze.
[00:38:34] Speaker C: I want to see her Google search.
[00:38:35] Speaker B: You're telling me you can mix antifreeze with sweet tea and it would fudge and you wouldn't be able to tell the difference?
[00:38:39] Speaker A: That's like.
Yeah, it, it mixes in masks. Yeah, it masks it. That's like what you, you know like when they say fucking, if somebody's given benzo to like a kid or something with the JonBenet R with the pineapple. Yeah, that's like the thing that you mix with antifreeze. Sweet tea to, to mask it. Right. Now Conor is taken to Ward County Jail following her arrest and charged with felony murder.
[00:39:05] Speaker C: Good.
[00:39:05] Speaker A: She pleaded guilty to intentional murder with extreme indifference. Scheduled to be sentenced on August. She was sentenced sometime on August 13th. Now here's the best part.
The money that this individual, Steven Riley Jr. Was supposed to inherit was a Nigerian prince. Email scam.
[00:39:27] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:39:28] Speaker A: Wow. What a guy was never getting any money.
[00:39:31] Speaker B: No.
[00:39:31] Speaker C: How did he think he was getting money?
[00:39:33] Speaker A: There is now in question that the lawyer might not have even been a real person either.
[00:39:40] Speaker B: Okay, I, I. Okay, maybe I'm was out of the beginning part of this. Are you telling me that I thought you meant like, he had family money?
[00:39:48] Speaker C: Yeah, that's what I thought.
[00:39:49] Speaker A: No, that's why. Why? That's why the stories that you say you hear. Inheritance, you think family money.
[00:39:54] Speaker C: Right.
[00:39:54] Speaker A: So he probably thought this as well from some distant off like, relative from somewhere that he didn't know of. But it was like an email scam again. Shout out to Gino the ghost. Hilarious clip in his podcast.
[00:40:04] Speaker B: Kim for being that dumb D. And then he opened his mouth him out to his wife.
[00:40:09] Speaker A: So this stupid idiot guy. Yeah, whatever the.
[00:40:12] Speaker C: He deserved to die.
[00:40:13] Speaker B: He did.
[00:40:14] Speaker A: He did. This guy Stephen did Stephen Riley Jr. Of 51 of Minot, ND deserve to get cashed out like 100.
[00:40:20] Speaker D: He definitely deserved 30 million. I'll tell you that.
[00:40:22] Speaker B: Loose love sink ships. Number one. You shouldn't be telling nobody that.
[00:40:26] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:40:26] Speaker B: Rats get bats whacked. Is that what you call it? I always said rats get back, like never.
[00:40:32] Speaker C: Why would you.
[00:40:32] Speaker A: Rats get bats does rhyme.
[00:40:34] Speaker C: You can't tell her. If you're planning on leaving, you get an inheritance. Right? And you're planning on leaving her. You don't tell her you got the inheritance. You just break up. Because now it's gonna avoid.
[00:40:43] Speaker D: Yeah.
[00:40:44] Speaker C: Be like you just like, I'm Dipping.
[00:40:46] Speaker D: Yeah.
[00:40:47] Speaker C: See you later.
[00:40:47] Speaker B: See you later. You want to open your mouth. And this is what happens. Now she's.
[00:40:50] Speaker C: Now you're getting anti.
[00:40:52] Speaker B: How is that Sweet? D A Idiot.
[00:40:55] Speaker A: That's so. I just.
[00:40:56] Speaker B: I. I. Twists and turns to it. That's it.
[00:40:59] Speaker A: Well, that. That's one of my favorite stories that I've heard recently. Along with the guy. Remember the guy I told you storyboard or thought, like, made that clip on TikTok, like the giant up on the mountain.
[00:41:09] Speaker B: Yes. Yeah, yeah.
[00:41:10] Speaker A: And ended up being, like, a media plant.
[00:41:12] Speaker B: Yep.
[00:41:13] Speaker A: Full. Like, isn't it kind of crazy how, like, some stories like that will be implanted by media companies?
[00:41:17] Speaker C: Oh, yeah, of course. I mean, look at crisis actors.
[00:41:21] Speaker A: Is that. Hold on. Why would you. Immediate thing.
[00:41:25] Speaker C: Crisis actors?
[00:41:26] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:41:27] Speaker C: They have videos of the same person at different crisises. Get interviewed.
[00:41:31] Speaker B: Oh, no. This.
[00:41:32] Speaker C: Okay.
[00:41:33] Speaker A: Crises. Crises.
[00:41:35] Speaker C: You know what job I want? Like, well, like, I don't even know if this is a real thing.
[00:41:39] Speaker A: A homeless person on the side.
[00:41:40] Speaker C: But I think this would actually be, like, a good skit, if we can figure out how to, like, film it correctly. Is like, you know, if you go on the weather app and it tells you it feels like.
[00:41:50] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:41:51] Speaker C: Like, oh, it's 60, but it feels like it's 55. So it's like, who has that job?
[00:41:57] Speaker B: I think it. I think it goes into a computer system.
[00:42:00] Speaker C: How would a computer know what it feels like? That makes no sense.
[00:42:03] Speaker B: Because I think. I think they think, take the win.
[00:42:04] Speaker D: How do you even think they're gonna get that?
[00:42:06] Speaker C: I envision it as someone walks outside. That's how I envision it up. And they're like, I envision it that there's a guy.
[00:42:13] Speaker D: 55.
[00:42:13] Speaker C: I feel like there's a guy that works at the weather station that goes outside.
[00:42:17] Speaker B: It's just like, he takes his top off. Yeah.
[00:42:20] Speaker C: He's like.
[00:42:20] Speaker A: Feels like 53 degrees.
[00:42:22] Speaker C: It feels. It feels like it's 63.
[00:42:25] Speaker A: Bubba does that in winter, but it's just depending on how hard his nipples are.
That's how.
[00:42:30] Speaker C: Yeah, but that's my dream job.
[00:42:32] Speaker B: He gets the nips.
[00:42:34] Speaker D: You don't think that the weather is just like, through a ample amount of.
[00:42:37] Speaker B: Formulas, it has to be.
[00:42:39] Speaker C: No, I want that job. If it's not a job, they need to create that job. I'm going to. I'm trying to create jobs in America, and that's my dream job. I want to go outside and be like, it feels like it's 55.
[00:42:53] Speaker A: How do you guys have a Mandela effect? That you over like later in life where you were like, what the hell? How did I not pick up on this? It's not like a super, super mainstream one.
[00:43:04] Speaker D: The Monopoly. What we.
[00:43:05] Speaker B: What was the first one?
[00:43:06] Speaker A: The Monopoly. The Monopoly guy does not never, never wore a monocle.
[00:43:11] Speaker B: That doesn't make any sense.
[00:43:12] Speaker A: That got me too. I'm not gonna lie to you. Because if you remember correctly, in Ace Ventura, doesn't the guy he calls the Monopoly guy that he punches in the jaw.
[00:43:20] Speaker D: Yeah.
[00:43:20] Speaker A: Isn't he wearing a mono.
[00:43:22] Speaker D: He.
[00:43:22] Speaker C: He is.
[00:43:22] Speaker D: He means to call him. Now, looking at that, I don't think he means to call him the Monopoly guy.
[00:43:27] Speaker B: He goes, look at me. It's the Monopoly guy. What are you talking about?
[00:43:30] Speaker D: Please don't pass on. Don't collect $200. I feel like he could have said the guy on the peanut guy. The peanut guy has him on.
[00:43:37] Speaker B: No, the peanut has it. There's no peanut He.
[00:43:39] Speaker C: Here's the thing.
[00:43:40] Speaker A: Is peanut guy, right.
[00:43:43] Speaker B: An actual peanut? It's not.
[00:43:44] Speaker A: I know, but I'm saying that's plant peanuts. Right.
[00:43:46] Speaker C: We're taking. We're taking these movies as like fact of what the culture was at that time. He could have not been wearing a monocle and they still said it. Now we hook our beliefs into that.
[00:43:58] Speaker B: Right.
[00:43:59] Speaker C: So.
[00:43:59] Speaker B: So you don't believe in Mandela effects.
[00:44:01] Speaker C: No.
[00:44:02] Speaker B: Even though you. You was always had this segment where you were.
[00:44:05] Speaker C: I'm a heel, dude.
[00:44:06] Speaker B: That's what I know.
[00:44:07] Speaker A: Justin, you're just gonna be the guy who takes constantly like.
[00:44:11] Speaker B: But he can't do it.
[00:44:11] Speaker A: Yeah. Justin, when it's cont everything up, nobody cares.
[00:44:15] Speaker B: I've never been so disappointed.
[00:44:17] Speaker C: Nobody cared.
[00:44:18] Speaker B: Except I loved. I was so jacked up for this idea. Justin's. I thought I was going to have.
[00:44:22] Speaker C: Now I'm not going to do it anymore.
[00:44:24] Speaker B: Here's another one dead no. Or you could just stand up and do it correctly.
[00:44:27] Speaker C: Why don't you do it? I'll give you the.
[00:44:29] Speaker B: I don't want to do it.
[00:44:30] Speaker C: You take it.
[00:44:30] Speaker B: I don't want to do it. You want to be the heel?
[00:44:32] Speaker C: Nope. I quit.
[00:44:33] Speaker A: How about the Fruit of the Loom logo?
[00:44:37] Speaker C: Did that corn. The.
[00:44:38] Speaker A: The cornucopia.
[00:44:39] Speaker C: That was real.
[00:44:40] Speaker A: That. That I'm like, convinced was real.
[00:44:43] Speaker B: They're saying there's no cornucopia.
[00:44:44] Speaker A: Those that never had the cornucopia believe that.
[00:44:46] Speaker C: No, it did.
[00:44:47] Speaker A: What else?
Cornucopia.
[00:44:50] Speaker B: I agree. It had to be with the cornucopia.
[00:44:52] Speaker A: Yeah. Insane. And again, I'm not going to lie. This movie Shazam with Sinbad, you guys might remember or not remember this better than me because it was mov.
I feel like I did too.
[00:45:04] Speaker C: Like on Disney Channel, I heard that it was a.
Like a.
[00:45:09] Speaker A: Not con, not a communist dispute.
[00:45:12] Speaker C: Like what, what is it? Copyright infringement.
[00:45:15] Speaker A: Okay.
[00:45:15] Speaker C: Because of the other Shaq movie and the movie Shazam, I think.
[00:45:20] Speaker A: Well, isn't Shazam. Isn't Shazam's a DC character?
[00:45:23] Speaker B: All black guys look alike.
[00:45:25] Speaker C: So. No, I think it was. It was a copyright that got it all pulled. Okay. Maybe it was the same name.
[00:45:30] Speaker A: Right? And then obviously this could have been like one of those things where it's like, oh, this is this studio's version of the same story. It's just called. And when it's that close, it's Shazam and Kazam. It's like, well, what the. Yeah.
Snow White.
People often remember the line from Snow White as mirror, mirror on the wall. It's actually magic mirror on the wall.
[00:45:53] Speaker C: This again, could be another thing that was in a movie.
[00:45:56] Speaker B: Maybe Shrek that we.
[00:45:58] Speaker C: That we clung on to.
[00:46:00] Speaker B: No, it's Mirror Mirror, though. Magic mirror. Doesn't even make sense.
[00:46:03] Speaker A: No. What do you mean? It's a magic mirror. You talk about. Makes sense. You ever seen the movie It's Mirror.
[00:46:08] Speaker C: I think it's something like even we used to hear from our parents that they got it wrong.
[00:46:11] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah.
[00:46:12] Speaker D: But don't you think a movie like Shrek, even knowing that that's probably like a Mandela effect type thing would use that just as like. Cuz it's a kids movie anyways. Like Shrek's going to obviously look at the mirror and be like mirror, mirror on the wall.
[00:46:24] Speaker C: Yeah, well, that's what I'm saying. It's like I. I think that other cultural movies that we watched as kids, like we.
We weren't really remembering the original.
[00:46:37] Speaker A: This is another reason why got up too, in 2012 with the snow White thing. They made that like spin off movie called Mirror Mirror with Julia Roberts in it.
[00:46:47] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:46:48] Speaker A: And the movie's called Mirror Mirror. If you don't. If you remember it. I vaguely do now that I'm. It's being recollected right here.
[00:46:53] Speaker B: It's Mirror Mirror.
[00:46:54] Speaker A: Also, is it Oscar Meyer wieners or Oscar Mayer wieners? Like with an A or an E? No, I always thought it was Mike don't touch my Oscar Aaya wiener or whatever.
[00:47:09] Speaker C: There's a song. But again, the song could have been mishearing things.
[00:47:16] Speaker A: No, but it's ma y.
[00:47:18] Speaker B: It's Ma Y.
[00:47:19] Speaker A: Which is insane.
I would have thought this. It's insane.
[00:47:22] Speaker C: Well, I'll tell you this.
[00:47:23] Speaker D: Because of my Solomon.
[00:47:24] Speaker C: What doesn't?
It's. It's. It's. I wish I was an Oscar May or ween or doesn't have the same ringtone.
[00:47:33] Speaker B: It doesn't.
[00:47:34] Speaker A: Oscar Meyer Wiener would be right.
What the are you laughing at?
[00:47:46] Speaker C: He's a. He's a liar.
[00:47:47] Speaker A: Here's another one that's kind of. Here's another one that's kind of weird. Ready?
[00:47:52] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:47:53] Speaker A: Looney Tunes.
[00:47:54] Speaker D: Okay.
[00:47:55] Speaker A: Okay.
[00:47:56] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:47:56] Speaker C: The way they spell tunes.
[00:47:57] Speaker A: Yeah, it's tunes. Like a song song.
[00:48:00] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:48:00] Speaker A: Not tunes like shortened version of cartoons.
[00:48:02] Speaker C: Cartoons.
[00:48:03] Speaker A: Which makes no sense to me at all.
[00:48:05] Speaker D: Yeah.
[00:48:05] Speaker B: But there was. It's not double.
[00:48:06] Speaker D: I would have spelled it like that. Like, because I've seen it so many times.
Yeah. Toontown.
[00:48:11] Speaker A: Like, I just never noticed this. I'm saying. But like, I. I never noticed. I thought it was looney. I thought it was, I guess this entire time. Because then. Because we thought then Tiny Toon Adventures was what?
[00:48:22] Speaker D: Toontown, though, was spelled like. I used to play Toontown.
[00:48:25] Speaker A: Right.
[00:48:26] Speaker D: I was a little gay. But anyways.
[00:48:27] Speaker A: Nah.
[00:48:28] Speaker B: Solid.
[00:48:28] Speaker A: It was solid. Yeah.
[00:48:30] Speaker B: Yeah, I thought so.
[00:48:31] Speaker D: It was a Club penguin.
[00:48:33] Speaker C: What spelled T U. Yeah.
[00:48:35] Speaker D: And again, itunes. And like, that's how, like, I connected them. Yeah, same thing.
[00:48:40] Speaker C: But I will say it wasn't really musical stuff from them.
[00:48:43] Speaker A: That's. I was gonna say it wasn't like a cartoon musical.
[00:48:46] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:48:46] Speaker A: Like, it wasn't like cartoon singing songs.
[00:48:48] Speaker C: It doesn't make sense.
[00:48:49] Speaker A: Doesn't make any sense.
Jiffy. Jiffy Peanut Butter. Now convinced it's. Apparently it's just Jiff Jeff. But. And you know what, though?
[00:49:00] Speaker B: You're thinking of Skippy. It's Skippy and Jeff. And then you're putting them together.
[00:49:03] Speaker A: Right. Because if you remember the. The commercial, Mom's like, you choose Jeff.
[00:49:08] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:49:08] Speaker A: That was like the little.
[00:49:09] Speaker B: Yeah. Jeff is for trash people.
[00:49:11] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:49:12] Speaker A: Jeff is great.
[00:49:13] Speaker B: Skippy's way back.
[00:49:14] Speaker A: Jeff has taken this. No, no. Jeff has taken the top spot for me in the peanut butter realm.
[00:49:18] Speaker B: Yeah, that's cuz You're a loser.
[00:49:21] Speaker A: I'm curious. George never had a tail.
[00:49:24] Speaker B: That doesn't make sense. It's a monkey.
[00:49:25] Speaker A: That's what I mean. Why would. Why that. That is anatomically incorrect.
[00:49:29] Speaker D: If it's dude and Caillou, the. The children thing, he's bald.
[00:49:34] Speaker A: What the does that have to do with anything?
[00:49:37] Speaker B: A lot of kids don't have hair.
[00:49:38] Speaker A: Yeah. Some kids don't have hair. They have wicked short haircuts.
[00:49:42] Speaker C: Little ass kid.
[00:49:44] Speaker A: He's probably like 11.
[00:49:46] Speaker B: No.
[00:49:46] Speaker C: You ever think of that?
[00:49:47] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:49:48] Speaker C: He could have cancer.
[00:49:49] Speaker B: He could be a cancer baby.
[00:49:50] Speaker C: He could have alopecia.
[00:49:51] Speaker A: Alopecia.
[00:49:53] Speaker D: Okay. All right, let's look it up.
[00:49:55] Speaker B: Let's look.
[00:49:56] Speaker C: He could.
[00:49:57] Speaker B: He's a four year old boy, Caillou.
[00:49:59] Speaker C: He.
[00:50:00] Speaker A: He could very well just have a little whiffle. That's not that crazy anymore.
[00:50:03] Speaker C: He could.
[00:50:03] Speaker B: He could have a little whiffle.
[00:50:05] Speaker D: He's bald.
[00:50:05] Speaker C: He could shave his head, too.
[00:50:07] Speaker D: You have no hair on your head right now. You have more hair than.
[00:50:10] Speaker B: He has alopecia. They said.
[00:50:11] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:50:12] Speaker D: What?
[00:50:13] Speaker B: He's alopecia, dude.
He's got hair on his leg.
[00:50:17] Speaker D: Where do you see a fade?
[00:50:19] Speaker B: He doesn't have anything. He has alopecia.
[00:50:21] Speaker D: Looks like a demon.
[00:50:21] Speaker C: He's.
[00:50:22] Speaker B: What's it called? He's.
Who's the basketball player that used to have that?
[00:50:27] Speaker A: Charlie Villanue Wava.
[00:50:28] Speaker B: Charlie Villanue Waa.
[00:50:29] Speaker A: Yep.
[00:50:29] Speaker B: Or Jordan Walsh.
[00:50:30] Speaker A: Yep.
[00:50:31] Speaker C: Or Jada Pinket Smith.
[00:50:32] Speaker B: And then Kevin G. Said, Jada Pinket.
[00:50:34] Speaker D: Smith, he's cancerous to his team.
[00:50:36] Speaker B: No, he didn't say that. He. He called them.
[00:50:38] Speaker A: No, he said he seemed cancerous to his team. Did he? I don't think he ever said that. Nico. I'm not gonna lie to you.
[00:50:43] Speaker B: He said. He said, like, he called him a chemo baby.
[00:50:45] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:50:46] Speaker B: Oh, Kevin Garnet.
[00:50:48] Speaker A: Here's another one.
[00:50:50] Speaker B: Villa. No way.
[00:50:52] Speaker A: But I'll definitely spelled that phonetically.
[00:50:55] Speaker B: Called him a cancer patient.
[00:50:56] Speaker A: Yeah, that's right. Oh, still kind of funny. I'm not going to lie.
Froot Loops is spelled F, R O O T, not like fruit, like regularly spelled.
[00:51:07] Speaker D: And I'm supposed to be the one on the spectrum. Like. Yeah, no kidding. Like, that's not getting.
[00:51:11] Speaker A: Like, this is a perfect example to show the camera with the Fruit of the Loom. Comparison with would be. You can't tell me that the one on the left side is. Is. Is the real Fruit of the Loom logo.
[00:51:20] Speaker B: It's definitely the left.
[00:51:21] Speaker D: That reminds me, you guys remember growing up in middle school having to paint.
[00:51:25] Speaker A: Yes.
[00:51:25] Speaker D: Around Thanksgiving time.
[00:51:27] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:51:27] Speaker D: I love the H.
But the worst is, like, getting pulled out of gym class to go to that, like, special reading class where I'd have to, like, read how I just did and put a model in the job for everybody. Jazz.
[00:51:43] Speaker A: And then how to read with the marbles and your melt that you accumulated from that job.
[00:51:47] Speaker C: Have you watched any good movies? Lately.
[00:51:49] Speaker A: Yeah. You know what? I actually did watch recently, and it took me forever to watch like a clown and no. And what's. And I, I, I'm. I can't. It's. It's one of the best movies I've ever seen in my life. Heat.
[00:52:05] Speaker C: Oh, I rewatched that.
[00:52:07] Speaker A: Holy oh.
[00:52:08] Speaker B: With Sandra Bullock and.
[00:52:10] Speaker A: No, not the Heat. Yeah, you're funny.
[00:52:12] Speaker B: I love that.
[00:52:12] Speaker A: The. I love the Heat, dude, so does my stepmother. She, like swears by it. She's like, I think it's hilarious. Heat with Pacino and Daro is insane. It's unbelievable. Imagine going the movies in the 90s and just having an unbelievable banger classic.
[00:52:27] Speaker B: Imagine just like, like 2 of the 1994. Like that.
[00:52:30] Speaker A: Is that the best year for movies? Not, no. I think it's 99, personally, but I think it's 94. Well, if you got to think about something really quick, 94. We've said this on this podcast before. Jim Carrey had maybe the best year you could have as like a lead actor in Hollywood. The Mask, D Dumber and Ace Ventura all in the same year.
[00:52:47] Speaker B: Stupid year.
[00:52:48] Speaker A: That's crazy. Speak. I know.
[00:52:50] Speaker D: This is totally off top. You want to talk about movies I've seen just randomly going through Amazon, I found a Jim Carrey movie that was recently that it wasn't like, recently released, but he was a polar. He's supposed to be a Polish detective. Just might have been one of like, the weirdest, darkest movies.
[00:53:05] Speaker A: A Polish detective, like, yeah, probably wasn't even him. Nico, what are you talking about?
[00:53:11] Speaker B: I've never heard of this movie.
[00:53:12] Speaker A: Nico, was it Dark Crime Crimes?
[00:53:14] Speaker D: Look it up, bro.
[00:53:15] Speaker A: Nico, was it Dark Crimes?
[00:53:17] Speaker C: Oh, no, it is.
[00:53:18] Speaker A: Does he have a shape? He's not like a Nico. Why?
Like, he's Adrian Brody in the penis. Dude in the penis in the Pianist. The Pianist?
[00:53:32] Speaker B: I've never heard of this movie.
[00:53:34] Speaker A: It's called Dark Crimes. Right?
[00:53:36] Speaker B: When was it?
[00:53:37] Speaker A: Did he ever shaved head and a wicked thick beard? Yeah, yeah, it's called Dark Crimes. He's an American dude.
[00:53:42] Speaker D: No, he is not.
[00:53:44] Speaker A: What do you mean he's a Polish.
Does he have an accent in the movie? Yes. So what does he say?
[00:53:57] Speaker B: This movie came out in 2016.
[00:53:59] Speaker A: Yes. Is not that thing up?
[00:54:01] Speaker D: Yeah.
[00:54:02] Speaker A: Justin, can you contribute to the conversation instead of doing his own on your.
[00:54:05] Speaker C: Phone like a. I'm setting up a game.
[00:54:08] Speaker A: What game? Trivia, Kind of. Yes.
[00:54:11] Speaker D: Yes. Al, that's it with that weird guy.
[00:54:13] Speaker A: The kiss is not adding up.
[00:54:16] Speaker B: I'm trying to see, like, I Want to see Doc?
[00:54:18] Speaker A: We have to find fitness.
[00:54:20] Speaker B: Thanks, buddy.
[00:54:21] Speaker A: How did you end up watching Dark Crimes with Jim Carrey? Dude, come on, dude.
[00:54:25] Speaker D: Watch the whole thing through.
[00:54:28] Speaker A: What a stupid movie to watch at that point.
[00:54:31] Speaker D: Dude, I, I. If I could take it back back, I would.
[00:54:36] Speaker B: It just says he's from detectives. It doesn't say anything about him being Polish.
[00:54:39] Speaker A: Yeah, where did you get.
[00:54:40] Speaker D: He's Polish.
[00:54:41] Speaker B: I'm gonna say something though. It. It is made in Poland.
He actually saw the movie you haven't seen.
[00:54:47] Speaker A: Wait a second. So I'll tell you what I can do to get some.
[00:54:52] Speaker B: Warsaw, Poland. Tatic is a married detective who takes on a case.
[00:54:56] Speaker D: What's his name?
[00:54:56] Speaker A: Hold on.
[00:54:57] Speaker B: Tatic.
[00:54:57] Speaker D: Wait, yeah, his name's.
[00:54:58] Speaker A: Shut up. Shut up.
[00:54:59] Speaker B: Did you know Daniel said.
[00:55:02] Speaker A: Oh my God.
[00:55:04] Speaker D: It was a friend.
[00:55:06] Speaker B: You've always been, right? Huh?
[00:55:07] Speaker C: Yeah. This is called Doc Crimes or something.
[00:55:12] Speaker D: Blonde big.
[00:55:18] Speaker B: Did he just say blonde big?
[00:55:20] Speaker A: C. What is this movie?
What is this?
[00:55:25] Speaker D: It's a cre.
[00:55:26] Speaker A: Miko, how did you sit through this movie at 2am?
[00:55:29] Speaker B: Bro?
[00:55:29] Speaker A: Wild movie. Just found dark.
[00:55:31] Speaker D: I never watched it, to be honest.
[00:55:33] Speaker A: Is it one of the worst movies you ever seen in your life?
[00:55:35] Speaker D: It's just weird.
[00:55:37] Speaker A: Yeah, that was up ending like it's very tall big. Nothing's cool about the movie. You know what I did like by Jim Carrey though, in his like shitty movie era. I gotta say, I did kind of like the number 23.
[00:55:48] Speaker B: That wasn't shitty.
[00:55:49] Speaker A: I didn't think it was shitty at all.
[00:55:50] Speaker B: I actually scoot a little this way though. Yeah, you got to scoot a little that way. You're getting yourself blonde big.
Was that him saying, saying that?
[00:55:58] Speaker A: No, it was the guy he was interviewing in like a deposition.
[00:56:01] Speaker B: Oh, okay, okay, okay.
[00:56:02] Speaker A: Dark Crimes might now be the best movie of all time.
[00:56:04] Speaker B: I think I gotta watch that tonight.
[00:56:06] Speaker A: It is.
[00:56:07] Speaker D: Let me know what you think. Dude. Yeah, it's up. It's fine.
[00:56:11] Speaker A: What's the worst movie you've ever seen now? Have you ever walked out of a movie theater?
[00:56:14] Speaker D: Yes.
[00:56:14] Speaker B: No.
[00:56:15] Speaker A: What did you walk?
[00:56:15] Speaker B: I refused to walk on Rogue One. Star Wars.
[00:56:18] Speaker A: Rogue One is what?
[00:56:20] Speaker B: That doesn't seem like that's bad.
[00:56:21] Speaker A: That's the best Star wars movie that's been out in the last like 10 years. What are you talking about?
[00:56:26] Speaker C: It is a really good movie.
[00:56:28] Speaker A: It's unbelievable. What are you talking movie I've ever felt. You walked out of Rogue One or you fell asleep? There's two different things, Nico.
[00:56:34] Speaker D: I fell asleep, woke up and walked up.
[00:56:37] Speaker A: Who Are you with.
[00:56:39] Speaker D: I think myself.
[00:56:42] Speaker A: You went and see Rogue One? Fell asleep.
[00:56:45] Speaker D: Woke up.
[00:56:46] Speaker A: Woke up and left.
[00:56:47] Speaker D: It was still on. I left.
[00:56:51] Speaker A: Al. I've never. I've never walked out of a movie. I don't think I. I don't think I ever have. I would. I. I would never. I don't know.
[00:56:57] Speaker C: I have. I walked out of one movie and it's the hills of eyes 2. Worst movie ever made.
[00:57:01] Speaker D: Okay. Other movie I would.
[00:57:03] Speaker B: I wouldn't walk out. I would just.
[00:57:04] Speaker D: Other movie, man, I'm through it. Other movie I would have walked out on. Bike Ride is terrible movie.
[00:57:10] Speaker A: Absolutely. I heard it's boring.
[00:57:11] Speaker D: As I would have rather watch my parents have sex than watch that movie again.
[00:57:15] Speaker A: That's hilarious.
[00:57:17] Speaker B: The only thing that I've ever liked walked out on would be Food Court Episode two. Yeah, that's it.
[00:57:22] Speaker A: I walked. I actually left my phone in my car. And then I actually.
[00:57:26] Speaker B: I actually watched it till the end because I was like, I know the food's coming at some point.
[00:57:30] Speaker A: I was like, by the way to circle back while he's setting up whatever game this is to circle back to Justin's point about like, oh, why don't you. Why you can't do like to go food. A ton of food reviewers do to go that film in their car.
[00:57:43] Speaker C: The biggest food review car is different than getting something delivered. Especially if it's fried food or something like that.
[00:57:51] Speaker A: Keith Lee does that shit all the time.
[00:57:52] Speaker C: Keith Lee's an idiot because it damages the quality of the food.
[00:57:55] Speaker A: Three and a half million followers is still a loser.
[00:58:00] Speaker B: Loves his review.
[00:58:00] Speaker D: Guys.
[00:58:01] Speaker B: The Stuck Man.
[00:58:02] Speaker A: The Stuck Man. If I can't watch Stuckman, I'll watch Jeremy John's Dan Morell's not bad.
[00:58:06] Speaker D: Thinking about Doc R. It's like Doc Rimes is Per.
[00:58:09] Speaker A: Is Per.
That is permanently ingrained in my brain as the best movie I've ever seen in my life.
[00:58:16] Speaker D: I don't like it, man. I don't like it. If you watch the whole movie, like, you'll understand. It's not. It's not cool.
[00:58:22] Speaker A: I just can't believe you found it.
[00:58:24] Speaker D: Yeah, I don't know.
[00:58:25] Speaker A: It's. It's. I think it's his worst reviewed movie, I think to this point. What are the. What. What else is like one of the shittiest movies you ever watch.
[00:58:31] Speaker B: Shitty movies. A lot of them.
[00:58:33] Speaker D: Nobody's really.
[00:58:34] Speaker B: I usually like him.
[00:58:35] Speaker D: You know, he's actually really good in. You just seen this movie?
[00:58:37] Speaker B: What?
[00:58:38] Speaker A: Sonic the Hedgehog.
[00:58:39] Speaker B: Oh.
[00:58:39] Speaker A: So I heard those movies are actually fun. Are those good?
[00:58:42] Speaker B: Yeah. You haven't watched them?
[00:58:43] Speaker A: You like seen any of them?
[00:58:44] Speaker B: You'll like them. You didn't watch them either?
[00:58:46] Speaker D: I watched the first one. That's it.
[00:58:48] Speaker B: Watch all three.
[00:58:49] Speaker A: But I heard they're all good.
[00:58:50] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:58:51] Speaker A: Like they're all like a lot of fun. Like they're good movies. Like they're actually good. They look. They look good.
[00:58:56] Speaker B: If I was a kid I would love that series.
[00:58:57] Speaker A: Really? I was gonna say. Yeah, that's like great point.
[00:59:00] Speaker B: Like if you were growing up.
[00:59:01] Speaker D: Did you like I would a thousand percent love is the Super Mario Brothers.
[00:59:04] Speaker A: Yeah. I was gonna say I thought the Super Mario move brothers movie was awesome. I thought that was great.
[00:59:08] Speaker D: Hope they do way more and I.
[00:59:09] Speaker B: Thought they're going to I.
[00:59:12] Speaker A: The Lego Movie was good.
[00:59:14] Speaker B: Yes. All the Legos Batman Lego is the best movie ever.
[00:59:17] Speaker D: Give him the credit. The next to the Doctor.
[00:59:19] Speaker A: Yeah. Out you keep swearing by the Lego.
[00:59:22] Speaker D: The Batman next to said Doc Knight and then this past Batman that came up because I think that's fantastic.
[00:59:27] Speaker A: So do I. The third best Al's a for thinking it's way too long.
[00:59:31] Speaker D: The third best Batman movie ever. It's not even closest Lego Batman. It's probably the funniest thing. It's like the best movie I've ever.
[00:59:38] Speaker B: It's unbelievable. Let me ask you a question cuz someone actually asked this and I forgot to ask you rank your Batman.
[00:59:43] Speaker D: What are you talking about? Like purse people that play him.
[00:59:45] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:59:47] Speaker D: Okay.
[00:59:50] Speaker A: My list is going to be a little bit different than people think here.
[00:59:52] Speaker D: Well you know everybody like back to like when like they did the first one.
I would go.
[01:00:00] Speaker B: Mount Rushmore.
[01:00:01] Speaker D: Okay, well I'll go with. I'll do the five of them. Christian Bale.
[01:00:05] Speaker B: He's number one.
[01:00:06] Speaker D: Yep.
[01:00:06] Speaker B: Who's number two.
[01:00:09] Speaker D: For me? I will do. Nah, I can't say that he's better than Pat. I liked. I like Pattinson. I'll go Patterson, Val Kilman.
[01:00:17] Speaker A: Elma.
[01:00:18] Speaker D: Then I'll go what's that other dude's name that played Jack Frost?
[01:00:22] Speaker A: Michael Keaton.
[01:00:23] Speaker D: Michael Keaton. And then I honestly think I'll pick whoever played the LEGO Batman and not Jordan.
[01:00:29] Speaker A: Will Arnett.
[01:00:30] Speaker B: Will on that?
[01:00:30] Speaker D: Yeah, perfect bro.
[01:00:32] Speaker A: With Will on that I'm gonna go.
[01:00:35] Speaker D: Wait a minute, wait a minute.
[01:00:37] Speaker C: Why am I not.
[01:00:38] Speaker B: He's in a lot of stuff. He's a kid who's Will not in that for me.
[01:00:41] Speaker A: He was Arrested Development.
[01:00:42] Speaker B: Yeah.
[01:00:43] Speaker D: No.
[01:00:44] Speaker A: Okay. Have you seen you know Will?
[01:00:45] Speaker C: I know.
[01:00:46] Speaker A: Is he in MacGyver like the movie.
[01:00:48] Speaker B: He's in every movie.
[01:00:49] Speaker A: Yeah.
Oh, you know what he's in, Nico? Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Did you see the new one? Like the newer ones come up.
[01:00:56] Speaker B: Dude.
[01:00:57] Speaker D: Dude, I love this guy.
[01:00:58] Speaker A: Yeah, he's hilarious. He's on a bunch of.
[01:01:00] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah.
[01:01:01] Speaker A: Well, I'm not hysterical.
[01:01:02] Speaker D: I'm sorry. Let's. Let's move him up to three. Let's put Val Kilmer at four and then Michael Keaton at five.
[01:01:09] Speaker B: Okay.
[01:01:12] Speaker A: You have seen I'm a Batman fanatic. And it's. I have very specific ways that I rank these. Batman. Christian Bale didn't love him as Bruce Wayne. Liked his Batman.
Liked his Batman. I think George Clooney was in the wrong movie.
I think if George Clooney was in a better movie, he would have been much more well received.
[01:01:36] Speaker B: I think it gets too much. Hate that.
[01:01:39] Speaker A: Well, which one is he? Batman and Robin. The shittiest one.
[01:01:43] Speaker B: One with Mr. Freeze.
[01:01:45] Speaker A: It's borderline like a camp like satire movie. It. They just dilutes it.
[01:01:49] Speaker B: Yeah, but if you look at Michael Keaton's movies, those. It can't be.
[01:01:51] Speaker A: Well, yeah, Tim Burton's is like very like over exaggerated a little bit.
[01:01:55] Speaker B: Like Dan Devino is actually a penguin.
[01:01:58] Speaker A: Yeah, that's the other part.
[01:01:59] Speaker B: So the penguin is like, he's legit eating fish, waddling around fish, walking around.
[01:02:03] Speaker C: He like lifts had more of a realism.
[01:02:05] Speaker A: Yeah.
[01:02:06] Speaker C: So even though it was super cartoony.
[01:02:08] Speaker A: Right.
[01:02:09] Speaker D: I guess like you gotta go back and look at some of the shots. I actually think like of Gotham when they like pan and look at the buildings and all that. I'm like, this looks like so bad. He said like, like you opened up a comic book and like just fell.
[01:02:22] Speaker C: And you fell into.
[01:02:23] Speaker B: Tim Burton sucks. We've had that take before.
[01:02:25] Speaker A: Tim Burton.
[01:02:26] Speaker B: Tim Burton sucks. People suck his dick for no reason.
[01:02:29] Speaker D: Timber.
[01:02:29] Speaker B: There's not one movie he makes that.
[01:02:31] Speaker C: I do and I don't.
[01:02:33] Speaker D: Have you watched, have you watched any of these? Like, you watching any, like the Cocos?
[01:02:40] Speaker B: He can't even finish his five Batman. It's crazy. No, Coco. Coco.
[01:02:44] Speaker D: No, I'm seeing like all these other movies. I've heard they're like really good elements inside and out.
[01:02:50] Speaker C: Yeah, I watched all of those.
[01:02:52] Speaker A: Can I rank my Latman?
[01:02:53] Speaker B: You stopped talking. You stopped talking.
[01:02:56] Speaker A: No, because Jack Wagon over here kind of crime.
[01:03:00] Speaker D: Yeah.
[01:03:01] Speaker A: Can I range the Batman, please? You look like terrible.
[01:03:06] Speaker B: Tatic.
[01:03:06] Speaker A: Did you know Vladis Love? What was I gonna say?
I actually think Val Kilmer overall is like my favorite I think his voice is great.
[01:03:18] Speaker C: He's good.
[01:03:19] Speaker A: I think he was in a good. I think Batman Forever was a good movie. The Batman. I absolutely loved Pattinson. I don't know that I love him as Bat. I like his Batman, man. I don't really like him as Bruce Wayne. I like his Batman. Even though I don't like the suit, the collar looks weird to me. I don't know.
[01:03:38] Speaker C: He was depressing the whole movie. Just. I know. Batman.
[01:03:43] Speaker B: Batman sucked, dude.
[01:03:44] Speaker A: It's unreal. Al, you're a clown.
[01:03:47] Speaker B: Patterson should be on everyone's six.
[01:03:49] Speaker C: It has no rewatch ability.
[01:03:52] Speaker A: False. I've watched it three times. It's unbelievable.
[01:03:54] Speaker C: And how many times have you watched the dark Doc Knight?
[01:03:57] Speaker A: I can't count. 40. I can't count.
[01:03:59] Speaker C: That's my point.
[01:04:00] Speaker A: Okay, okay.
[01:04:01] Speaker D: To be fair though, right, I like. I like the long drawn out mystery Doc.
[01:04:07] Speaker A: I love that that Batman movie felt like a crime movie. The last four had a Batman in it.
[01:04:14] Speaker C: Yeah, it was like a bad seven.
[01:04:16] Speaker A: No, it was an unreal. What do you mean? It was just as good as seven.
[01:04:19] Speaker B: Way worse than seven.
[01:04:20] Speaker C: That's bad seven.
[01:04:21] Speaker B: That's crazy.
[01:04:22] Speaker A: By the way, did you hear? I. I recently. I recently saw a YouTube video that was. I forget what it was. It was explained. I think it was David Fincher explaining the original ending for seven was for Brad Pitt not to kill John Doe. Brad Pitt actually advocated to shoot him because he want. He wanted the character to have like a tragic end and have like the villain. Like not like kind of win the story. Yeah, yeah. I mean when you look at the.
[01:04:48] Speaker D: Movie, I don't know.
[01:04:49] Speaker A: It's too scary.
[01:04:50] Speaker D: It's.
[01:04:51] Speaker A: It's.
[01:04:51] Speaker C: You're is so good.
[01:04:53] Speaker A: You'll get scared. Cuz you get scared of anything.
[01:04:55] Speaker B: Not. Why would he get scared?
[01:04:56] Speaker A: He's not anything thriller scary. It's really not.
[01:05:00] Speaker C: But this kid's.
[01:05:00] Speaker A: He can't.
[01:05:01] Speaker C: If you like Doc. Long drawn out stories. That movie is incredible.
[01:05:05] Speaker D: Is it anything like the Zodiac? Yeah, I love the Zodiac.
[01:05:09] Speaker C: Okay, then you'll like seven, by the way.
[01:05:11] Speaker B: Oh, you guess. What a way better.
[01:05:14] Speaker C: Way better than Zodiac.
[01:05:16] Speaker A: So. By the way, one of these sucks.
[01:05:18] Speaker D: Cuz they just keep running around. They never get.
[01:05:20] Speaker B: Zodiac's a good movie though.
[01:05:21] Speaker A: Yeah, but you, you. Yeah, but how else were they supposed to end the movie? You. They never figured out the story.
[01:05:25] Speaker D: I know, I understand that. I'm just. You guys said better ending than that. It's like. Well, you couldn't do any other ending.
[01:05:30] Speaker A: To Zodiac, by the way. The Creepiest part of that movie is the fucking basement. Remember when he's in the basement with that weird creepy guy?
[01:05:37] Speaker C: Oh, yeah.
[01:05:38] Speaker A: And the dude, like, turns the fucking light out.
[01:05:40] Speaker C: Yes.
[01:05:41] Speaker A: And he has to, like, run upstairs. The weird little curly haired guy.
[01:05:44] Speaker D: Are you talking about the Zodiac?
[01:05:46] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah.
[01:05:47] Speaker D: No.
[01:05:47] Speaker C: So now that we're on the topic of movies, this is going to be week nine. Number two. I usually fumble the bag in the second things. So we're gonna do Name that actor.
[01:05:58] Speaker A: Okay.
[01:05:59] Speaker C: I'm gonna name five movies.
[01:06:01] Speaker A: I like this a lot to name the actor.
[01:06:03] Speaker C: And the point scale is if you get. You get five points if you get it on the first.
[01:06:06] Speaker A: Yep.
[01:06:07] Speaker C: And then it'll as follows. Zero points if you get none. Right.
[01:06:11] Speaker B: And then my question is, like, how are we gonna keep track?
[01:06:14] Speaker C: You're gonna write it down.
Physical, physically, on this phone.
[01:06:19] Speaker A: On the phone. Okay, I'll make a note. Yep.
[01:06:21] Speaker C: How are we gonna keep track? How'd we keep track last week?
[01:06:23] Speaker B: Yeah, but there was only two of us.
[01:06:25] Speaker A: No, hold on.
Are we talking about. Are we going with, like, the guy who was the gas station attendant in no country for Old Men? Like, how deep are you getting with this?
[01:06:35] Speaker C: Well, he's not gonna be in five movies that you would know.
[01:06:39] Speaker A: Okay.
[01:06:39] Speaker C: You know what I mean?
[01:06:40] Speaker A: Like, are you going as far as, like, Clancy Brown?
[01:06:42] Speaker B: So I'm just keeping score. Everyone's just gonna say that.
[01:06:45] Speaker C: Say, yeah, but you're still eight. Answering.
[01:06:46] Speaker B: Yeah, I get it.
[01:06:47] Speaker C: All right, let's start it out.
[01:06:50] Speaker A: Sure. What's it called? Name that actor.
[01:06:53] Speaker C: Yeah, I don't really have a cool name like Food Court, but that's what an incredible film.
[01:06:59] Speaker A: Court. Yeah.
Nailed it with the name, too, which pisses me off.
[01:07:04] Speaker C: Perfect.
[01:07:04] Speaker B: He was supposed to be in a judge's outfit.
[01:07:06] Speaker C: It was perfect.
[01:07:07] Speaker A: Dude would have been fantastic on episode one.
[01:07:11] Speaker C: That was a special appearance.
[01:07:13] Speaker B: No, that was so bad.
[01:07:14] Speaker C: It was an afternoon special.
[01:07:17] Speaker B: Just delete where it says Food court. Everything else is fine.
[01:07:19] Speaker C: Why are you so upset?
[01:07:20] Speaker A: All right, let's get this going, please.
[01:07:22] Speaker C: I didn't ruin nothing good.
[01:07:23] Speaker B: I want to see episode three coming out hot.
[01:07:27] Speaker C: All right. Name that actor.
[01:07:28] Speaker A: Yep.
[01:07:29] Speaker C: Mad Max. You're not allowed questions, by the way.
[01:07:33] Speaker B: Fury Road or the First Mad.
[01:07:36] Speaker C: Can you give us a year? You're not allowed question.
[01:07:39] Speaker B: No, no. Just tell us the year.
[01:07:41] Speaker C: That would be a question. There's going to be more. You either.
[01:07:45] Speaker A: Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead.
[01:07:46] Speaker C: There's going to be other.
[01:07:48] Speaker A: Okay, go ahead.
[01:07:49] Speaker C: Movies. Go.
[01:07:49] Speaker B: You have to say it, Marco.
[01:07:51] Speaker A: What do you mean you have to.
[01:07:52] Speaker B: Get it on this one. You get five points.
[01:07:54] Speaker C: Five points?
[01:07:55] Speaker A: You meant if you guess each. I'm sorry, I misheard that.
[01:07:58] Speaker C: This is five points.
[01:08:00] Speaker B: If you guys are gonna be the same actor, you're gonna get less points.
[01:08:03] Speaker C: As the questions go, it's gonna get harder and then easier to guess the actor.
[01:08:07] Speaker A: I'm not taking a guess.
[01:08:08] Speaker C: Why?
[01:08:09] Speaker B: Okay. Oh, don't say yes. I'm gonna say. I'm gonna say Tom Hottie.
[01:08:13] Speaker D: I'm gonna say Anna Taylor Joy is an actor.
[01:08:16] Speaker A: Oh, it's. It's both. It's. It's an actor or an actress.
[01:08:19] Speaker C: It could be either or.
[01:08:21] Speaker A: Okay. If I guess and get it wrong right now. What happened?
[01:08:23] Speaker C: Nothing. There's no negative points.
[01:08:25] Speaker A: No, there's no penalty. Okay. I'm gonna go with Nathan Jones.
[01:08:32] Speaker C: Question number two. Chicken Run.
[01:08:36] Speaker D: Fucking bitch. I've never seen that.
[01:08:37] Speaker B: Chicken Run. Is that that animated movie?
[01:08:40] Speaker A: Yeah, it is, dude.
[01:08:43] Speaker D: Great movie.
[01:08:44] Speaker B: It's good.
[01:08:44] Speaker A: Chicken Run was funny back in the day.
[01:08:46] Speaker D: Funny as that. That whole series. We used to have them in the thick.
[01:08:51] Speaker B: I'm gonna say Charlize Theron.
[01:08:57] Speaker A: I have a feeling it's going to be the guy that play. Oh, Mel Gibson.
[01:09:01] Speaker B: Yeah, I was going to say that because if you go first. Mad Mad Max.
[01:09:04] Speaker A: Yep.
[01:09:05] Speaker D: I have nothing. I don't.
[01:09:06] Speaker C: It is Mel Gibson.
[01:09:07] Speaker B: Okay.
[01:09:08] Speaker C: The next ones were going to be signs. You.
[01:09:10] Speaker B: First of all, just to let you know, you have to tell us the year because there's too many movies.
[01:09:13] Speaker A: You can.
[01:09:14] Speaker C: No, I can't.
[01:09:15] Speaker B: If we know that's the only thing we can ask.
[01:09:17] Speaker C: He's the main. He's the lead. He's the lead. He would have gone.
[01:09:20] Speaker B: Then you shouldn't have started with that to be fair.
[01:09:22] Speaker A: Wait. To be fair, Al. Hold on.
[01:09:24] Speaker B: If he said 1970 would have been my first guess.
[01:09:26] Speaker A: Hold on, hold on, hold on. Well, that's.
[01:09:28] Speaker B: You have to tell us the.
[01:09:30] Speaker C: No, I don't.
[01:09:30] Speaker A: He's. In his defense.
[01:09:32] Speaker B: Stop defending him because just listen to what. He allowed us to ask questions last year. Last time.
[01:09:38] Speaker A: The one in 2015 is called Mad Max Fury Road.
[01:09:40] Speaker B: I get what.
[01:09:41] Speaker A: I get if he specified.
[01:09:43] Speaker B: I get what you're saying. But he had a simple thing like the year the movie came out.
[01:09:47] Speaker A: I will say this. If it shares the title, you have to specify exactly.
[01:09:51] Speaker C: Okay, so Lethal Weapon and Braveheart. We're going to be the next.
[01:09:55] Speaker D: Okay, I would have got it by then.
[01:09:57] Speaker C: All right. Star wars, the Phantom Menace.
[01:10:01] Speaker A: Liam Neeson.
[01:10:03] Speaker C: You like how I specified.
[01:10:04] Speaker A: Thank. Yeah, that's.
[01:10:05] Speaker B: Yes, definitely.
[01:10:07] Speaker C: I technically specified Samuel Jackson.
[01:10:15] Speaker D: Nico trying to.
[01:10:18] Speaker B: This is gonna be it.
[01:10:19] Speaker D: I'm trying to think of the guys.
[01:10:20] Speaker B: It's gonna be a tough one to beat. Mako at.
[01:10:21] Speaker C: Who's the carrying on?
[01:10:23] Speaker D: Ian McGregor.
[01:10:24] Speaker B: Okay.
[01:10:25] Speaker C: It is Samuel L. Jackson. Al got it on the first try.
[01:10:27] Speaker B: Fiver. Why don't you list the rest of.
[01:10:29] Speaker C: The movies I'm going to Unthink. Unthinkable.
[01:10:32] Speaker A: Unthinkable or Unbreakable?
[01:10:34] Speaker C: Unthinkable. Oh, no, he's probably in every movie.
[01:10:41] Speaker B: No, it's unthinkable. He's in Unthinkable.
[01:10:43] Speaker A: He's in a movie called Unthinkable.
[01:10:44] Speaker C: Yes.
[01:10:45] Speaker A: I've never seen it before.
Yep.
[01:10:47] Speaker C: Glass and then Hateful Eight.
[01:10:50] Speaker D: Damn, man. Really couldn't have got like the body God's man thing.
[01:10:55] Speaker C: All right, next question.
[01:10:57] Speaker A: The hitman's body Bodyguard.
[01:10:58] Speaker C: Bad times at El Royale.
[01:11:03] Speaker D: Chris Hemsworth.
[01:11:04] Speaker B: Is he in that?
[01:11:05] Speaker A: Yeah, he is.
[01:11:06] Speaker D: Yeah.
[01:11:06] Speaker A: He's the lead actor.
[01:11:08] Speaker B: The anarchist, Benicio Del Toro.
[01:11:11] Speaker A: I'm also gonna go with Chris. Or can I not answer what he.
[01:11:15] Speaker C: No, you can.
[01:11:16] Speaker A: I might as well go with Chris Hemsworth.
[01:11:18] Speaker C: Okay.
Iron Man.
[01:11:24] Speaker B: I don't know the battle at Royale.
[01:11:26] Speaker A: Robert Downey Jr. Time out.
[01:11:28] Speaker D: Time out. So just Iron man, right? Straight up. First one.
[01:11:34] Speaker A: He's stressing.
[01:11:44] Speaker D: Man. I don't.
[01:11:46] Speaker A: What's your name?
[01:11:47] Speaker B: I'm going to go. Uma Thurman.
[01:11:49] Speaker C: You already guessed.
[01:11:50] Speaker B: No, I didn't.
[01:11:51] Speaker C: Okay.
[01:11:52] Speaker B: And say a word yet?
[01:11:54] Speaker A: That's what that I guessed. Robert Downey Jr. Is the girl from Kill Bill.
She can be in different.
[01:12:02] Speaker D: I mean, he's a retard then if that's the same.
[01:12:04] Speaker C: No, you said Chris Helmsworth, didn't you?
[01:12:06] Speaker A: Hemsworth. I. Oh, yeah. So did I.
I just guessed Robert Downey Jr. This time.
[01:12:12] Speaker C: That's what we're on. Oh, yeah, that's right.
[01:12:13] Speaker B: What do you. What number you.
[01:12:15] Speaker A: He just guessed Uman Thurman.
[01:12:17] Speaker B: No, I guess.
[01:12:18] Speaker A: Oh, oh, okay.
[01:12:19] Speaker C: I'm trying to say that you're an.
[01:12:20] Speaker D: Idiot because Uma Thurman's not even an Iron Man.
[01:12:23] Speaker B: Am I wrong?
[01:12:24] Speaker D: Yes, you are.
[01:12:25] Speaker B: Okay.
[01:12:25] Speaker C: You are thinking of.
[01:12:27] Speaker D: Yeah, no, he's Gwent Paltrow.
[01:12:28] Speaker B: That's who I'm thinking of.
[01:12:29] Speaker D: Yeah, that's my guess.
[01:12:31] Speaker C: Okay.
Seabiscuit.
[01:12:39] Speaker A: Who the even watched Toby Maguire. Wire.
[01:12:42] Speaker D: Yeah, it's not in Iron Man. How about that?
[01:12:45] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, you're right. I forgot.
[01:12:46] Speaker D: Dude, you.
[01:12:48] Speaker C: Have you seen Seabiscuit?
[01:12:50] Speaker D: I haven't even jokes on me. I'm going to actually take a guess. Though if this guy's in it.
Iron Man 1. Never mind. Al, go ahead. I'm gonna think about.
[01:13:02] Speaker A: I'm thinking. I know who this is now. This is so annoying.
[01:13:06] Speaker B: Who'd you pick?
[01:13:06] Speaker A: If you don't get it on, I guess Toby Maguire. And I totally forgot about the first.
[01:13:10] Speaker C: If you don't get it on on this movie, you're gonna get it on the next movie for sure.
[01:13:14] Speaker D: Awesome.
[01:13:19] Speaker B: Technical.
[01:13:19] Speaker D: I. I can't even think.
[01:13:21] Speaker C: We said bad times at El Royale. Iron man, and now Seabiscuit.
All right.
[01:13:33] Speaker B: Yeah. I. I don't know why I'm blanking on this guy's name. It's.
[01:13:38] Speaker D: Like it's the guy that helped Tony or it's a bad guy.
[01:13:45] Speaker C: There is a time limit here, guys.
[01:13:46] Speaker A: Yeah, what the good.
[01:13:48] Speaker B: We mean you go.
[01:13:49] Speaker D: You need.
[01:13:49] Speaker B: You go. Dude, I already went.
[01:13:50] Speaker D: I didn't go.
[01:13:51] Speaker B: Go.
[01:13:51] Speaker A: What did you say?
[01:13:53] Speaker C: Uma Thurman?
[01:13:53] Speaker B: I think he said you can't keep up with anything.
[01:13:56] Speaker A: Guys. Can you? Come on, the both of you clowns.
[01:13:59] Speaker D: Someone guessed him.
[01:14:01] Speaker C: All right. No one guessed it. Okay.
Tron.
[01:14:04] Speaker A: Jeff Bridges. I knew it. I'm an idiot.
[01:14:07] Speaker B: Yeah, I'm going to go Jeff Bridges as well.
[01:14:13] Speaker D: Jeff Bridges. Just. I've saved myself points. I'll just.
[01:14:16] Speaker C: Is Jeff Bridges.
[01:14:17] Speaker A: Yeah, I. I'm a clown. I should.
[01:14:19] Speaker B: And then big.
[01:14:19] Speaker C: Big Lebowski was next word.
[01:14:22] Speaker A: I'm glad you guys. That's two. Just piggy bank two Y. I get six points. Al's got seven.
Nico's on the board.
[01:14:31] Speaker C: Nico's not getting any of this category. Maybe the last one.
[01:14:36] Speaker B: Why does he do it? So you don't get any point.
[01:14:38] Speaker C: Mr. Brooks.
[01:14:39] Speaker D: Exactly. Dude.
[01:14:40] Speaker A: Like Mr. Brooks. What the is this movie?
I. I remember the movie, but, like, what the. Is this the Brooks?
[01:14:47] Speaker C: It's the Brooks.
[01:14:48] Speaker A: I have no guess because I can't remember who's actually in this movie.
[01:14:51] Speaker B: Me neither. I didn't get. I don't. I don't know it either.
[01:14:54] Speaker C: Missed a. Okay.
Charlie's Angels.
[01:14:58] Speaker A: Bill Murray.
[01:14:59] Speaker D: Bernie Mack.
[01:15:03] Speaker A: I want to go.
[01:15:05] Speaker B: No, he's in the second one, but. Well, that could be Charlie Angel's too, but I'm going to go Bill Murray as well.
[01:15:11] Speaker C: Okay.
Strip tease.
[01:15:14] Speaker D: So I didn't get it with Brandon Mack.
[01:15:16] Speaker A: Okay, Strip tease.
[01:15:19] Speaker B: Okay, I'm going to go first because I know who I'm picking. I just don't want to give you anything. Ammo.
[01:15:26] Speaker A: Is it a guy?
[01:15:27] Speaker B: Maybe.
[01:15:28] Speaker D: This isn't Guess who.
[01:15:29] Speaker A: It's not Don Johnson, is it?
[01:15:32] Speaker C: That sounds like a guess to Me, Nico.
[01:15:35] Speaker D: I'll go with Johnson.
[01:15:36] Speaker B: I'm going to go with Demi Moore.
[01:15:38] Speaker C: Demi Moore is the correct answer.
[01:15:39] Speaker A: Oh, wow.
[01:15:40] Speaker B: I mean, you don't got. You don't go. First thing, Nia. That's her best movie.
[01:15:44] Speaker C: A Few Good Men was next.
[01:15:45] Speaker A: I keep having G.I.
[01:15:46] Speaker C: Jane.
[01:15:47] Speaker A: I keep. I keep having actor in my. In my. I think. Keep thinking, guys, first, I think we.
[01:15:53] Speaker B: Needed some massage because I didn't have any clue about Jeff Bridges, but I just piggybacked off my.
[01:15:59] Speaker C: I know.
[01:15:59] Speaker A: You know?
[01:16:00] Speaker D: Yeah.
[01:16:00] Speaker B: So. So it's like. I think we need.
[01:16:01] Speaker C: You gotta write it down.
[01:16:02] Speaker B: I think we need to write, like a board or something.
[01:16:05] Speaker D: I finally have made enough money. I will buy whiteboards.
[01:16:08] Speaker A: Or we could just write it on the phone and just show it.
[01:16:11] Speaker B: I like the whiteboard.
[01:16:12] Speaker C: All right, hold it up. Last question.
[01:16:13] Speaker D: Okay, my friend.
[01:16:15] Speaker C: Spider Man. No way home.
[01:16:18] Speaker D: All right, word. This is what we're talking about, bro. This is my problem.
[01:16:21] Speaker A: Toby.
[01:16:22] Speaker D: This is going to be up. There is a lot of. In this.
[01:16:26] Speaker C: There are William Defoe.
[01:16:29] Speaker B: Oh, I don't like that. I like that a lot. But it's.
Give me Garfield.
[01:16:39] Speaker C: You answered William Defoe. All right. Need for Speed, which is a excellent hangover movie. If you guys have never watched need for Speed. Excellent hangover movie.
[01:16:53] Speaker A: I. The only person I know is the lead actor in the movie, and I don't. I never saw the movie, so I don't know who else is in it. I can't even make a guess here. But he's also in Spider Man. No Way Home. Right?
[01:17:04] Speaker B: So I'm gonna say it, too.
[01:17:05] Speaker A: I'm gonna say.
[01:17:07] Speaker D: Where am I going?
[01:17:07] Speaker A: Jamie Foxx.
[01:17:09] Speaker B: Oh, I don't hate that. I'm gonna say Helmsworth.
What?
[01:17:15] Speaker C: Chris Helmsworth. Guess not.
[01:17:17] Speaker D: In spite of Way no Way Home.
[01:17:19] Speaker C: Nico, did you give a guess?
[01:17:21] Speaker D: No, I haven't.
[01:17:21] Speaker A: I'm just.
[01:17:22] Speaker B: They don't have. He doesn't even have any part of that. Thor doesn't come.
[01:17:25] Speaker A: No, he's not in the movie. I'm not gonna lie to you.
[01:17:26] Speaker B: Okay, then I'm.
[01:17:28] Speaker D: Yeah. Okay. That totally threw me off.
[01:17:31] Speaker B: I would have just assumed he was in both.
[01:17:34] Speaker A: I'm. Hold on.
[01:17:35] Speaker D: Can I just.
Never seen Leaf Speed. I'm not gonna piggyback off a mako on that one. I'm just gonna go with the Andrew.
[01:17:43] Speaker B: Guys.
[01:17:43] Speaker D: Gfield.
[01:17:44] Speaker C: Toy Story 3.
[01:17:45] Speaker B: I already said Godfield.
[01:17:46] Speaker A: Wow.
[01:17:48] Speaker B: Toy Story 3.
[01:17:52] Speaker A: Alfred Molina.
[01:17:54] Speaker B: That Molina does do a. Does give me Molina as well.
[01:17:58] Speaker A: No, this is why. No, he does the.
[01:18:01] Speaker B: He does the voice.
[01:18:02] Speaker A: The I'm even talking with this ass.
[01:18:03] Speaker B: What you talk about do.
[01:18:05] Speaker A: Yeah. All right, that's fair.
[01:18:06] Speaker B: Andy does the. He does the voice.
[01:18:08] Speaker C: It's not Alpha Molino.
[01:18:10] Speaker A: Not.
[01:18:10] Speaker C: Nope.
[01:18:11] Speaker A: This is banana land.
[01:18:12] Speaker C: I think you guys are gonna get it on this one. Okay, Mako, you're gonna answer last. Jack Frost.
[01:18:21] Speaker B: Michael Keaton.
[01:18:22] Speaker D: Michael Keaton? Yeah.
[01:18:24] Speaker A: Oh, my God. You have got to be kidding me.
[01:18:27] Speaker C: Dude, it is Michael Keaton. You guys just talked about Michael Keaton.
[01:18:31] Speaker B: Michael Keaton. I got it. Nico doesn't even get Marco doesn't get a point. That's a win for Al. Put it out on the win. Call him.
[01:18:36] Speaker A: It's Michael. Michael Keaton.
[01:18:37] Speaker C: Yeah.
[01:18:37] Speaker A: Oh, my God.
[01:18:38] Speaker C: And Beetlejuice.
[01:18:39] Speaker B: He doesn't even get a point for that.
[01:18:41] Speaker A: That's crazy. No, that's. You can't say I don't get a point from Michael Keaton. If they all said it. They've been piggybacking off my.
I better get the two points for Michael Keaton.
[01:18:49] Speaker B: You didn't say it, though.
[01:18:50] Speaker A: Yeah.
[01:18:52] Speaker B: I still beat you by three, so that's all good, guys. I'm the man.
[01:18:57] Speaker A: You just don't get Michael Keaton in Toy Story 3.
[01:19:00] Speaker C: I have no clue. But he's in it.
[01:19:01] Speaker A: What do you mean you don't know who he is? In the movie. Movie?
[01:19:04] Speaker C: He's one of the Michael Keaton's.
[01:19:05] Speaker A: Even in the movie.
[01:19:06] Speaker C: He is. I just looked up Michael Keaton movies, and he's on there.
[01:19:11] Speaker D: Michael Keaton's in Toy Story.
[01:19:13] Speaker C: Yeah, he's play somebody.
[01:19:14] Speaker D: What's he playing?
[01:19:15] Speaker C: I think he plays the somebody.
[01:19:17] Speaker B: Probably does one of the things.
[01:19:18] Speaker A: Rick, the diddler around the corner. Who the is this guy?
[01:19:20] Speaker D: The guy on the couch?
[01:19:21] Speaker A: Yeah.
[01:19:22] Speaker C: Who the play somebody?
[01:19:24] Speaker A: The guy with the cheese balls. I want to look this up real quick.
[01:19:28] Speaker C: Toy Story.
[01:19:29] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, he is. Oh, he's the Ken doll.
[01:19:31] Speaker B: How about I'll do one for you guys?
[01:19:33] Speaker A: All right, fine.
[01:19:33] Speaker D: Wow.
[01:19:34] Speaker A: He's the. He's the Kendall.
[01:19:36] Speaker D: Get Justin involved in this.
[01:19:39] Speaker C: I like this game.
[01:19:40] Speaker D: I like this game.
[01:19:41] Speaker A: It's not bad. I just.
[01:19:42] Speaker D: I just hot of this game is movies that I've never even heard of before. Like strip.
[01:19:47] Speaker C: Well, I got to go hotter and then get easier for points. It's like. You wouldn't have got G.I. jane, dude.
[01:19:53] Speaker D: No, not at all.
[01:19:55] Speaker C: If that's crazy at all.
[01:19:56] Speaker D: Just in reason. Can we just think if I by the time we get to the second tier. So level four, essentially. Level four points that I might have probably at least heard the movie Heard of the movie?
[01:20:08] Speaker C: Yeah.
[01:20:09] Speaker D: Do that just for next time.
[01:20:11] Speaker C: How have you never heard of GI Jane, though?
[01:20:13] Speaker D: I don't. I don't know.
[01:20:14] Speaker B: Hey, Marco, I just want to make sure that this person's in this.
[01:20:18] Speaker D: Did you guys. I don't know if you guys answered this, but me and Al were playing the game that I was also bringing up. It's very similar to this.
[01:20:23] Speaker A: We got.
[01:20:24] Speaker B: All right.
[01:20:24] Speaker D: Involved in it. You. Are you ready to go?
[01:20:26] Speaker B: I'm ready to go. Yeah. Go.
[01:20:27] Speaker D: Do you think if you guys could reach recast. I'm gonna give you two. Two people, because I'll take one for you, and I'll take one from me. All right, if you were to recast James Gandolfini as Tony Soprano, who would you pick?
[01:20:39] Speaker A: Oh, God.
[01:20:40] Speaker D: Vincent Deforio, who plays, obviously, the kingpin D'Onofrio.
[01:20:44] Speaker A: Not to be an.
[01:20:46] Speaker B: Yeah, I had a corrective two on that. Yeah, it didn't stick.
[01:20:52] Speaker C: It's okay.
He said it.
This is what this whole conversation was.
[01:21:01] Speaker A: Vincent D'Onofrio is a really good one.
[01:21:03] Speaker C: It is a good pick.
[01:21:04] Speaker A: It's a great pick. It's such a hard. It seems like it would be, like, an easy role to cast, but it's not.
I would have to say Jolly from Analyze this. Your father, essentially.
[01:21:17] Speaker C: Yeah.
[01:21:18] Speaker A: No, I mean, that's a good one.
[01:21:19] Speaker C: What Dinero.
[01:21:22] Speaker D: Daera.
[01:21:23] Speaker C: Daero might be a good one.
[01:21:25] Speaker A: Bobby Canavali.
[01:21:27] Speaker D: I have no idea who the it.
[01:21:29] Speaker B: Is he played in.
[01:21:31] Speaker A: He's on Boardwalk Empire.
[01:21:32] Speaker B: Empire. He did a good job. You know, Bobby Cannavali is. Think Paul Blot. Mall Cop, the bad cop.
[01:21:37] Speaker D: Yeah. I've never watched Paul Bl.
[01:21:40] Speaker B: All right, well, he's the Italian.
[01:21:44] Speaker A: You look like the type of guy that would watch Paul Blot on repeat.
[01:21:47] Speaker B: Yes.
[01:21:47] Speaker A: It's five days a week.
[01:21:48] Speaker C: I do kind of agree with that.
[01:21:49] Speaker A: Yeah, I, I.
[01:21:51] Speaker C: You know, our cousin was in the second one.
[01:21:53] Speaker D: What?
[01:21:54] Speaker C: Jamie was in Paul Blot, too.
[01:21:56] Speaker A: Jamie.
[01:21:56] Speaker C: Jamie Georgio.
[01:21:57] Speaker B: Was he.
[01:21:58] Speaker C: Was he really Paul Blot?
[01:21:59] Speaker B: Which one is it?
[01:22:00] Speaker C: He was the drill instructor for, I think, the Academy.
[01:22:05] Speaker B: He's a drill instructor in the back?
[01:22:07] Speaker C: Yeah.
[01:22:07] Speaker D: Okay.
[01:22:08] Speaker A: That's funny.
[01:22:08] Speaker B: I didn't know that. That's kind of funny.
[01:22:09] Speaker A: The Koala Bear Kid and Analyze that.
[01:22:12] Speaker C: Yeah.
[01:22:12] Speaker D: I don't know who that is. All right. And then mine was I.
[01:22:15] Speaker A: Iron Man. Recasting Iron Man.
[01:22:18] Speaker D: Yep.
[01:22:18] Speaker A: So you need, like, a charismatic kind of.
[01:22:20] Speaker D: Who'd you say for that?
You remember?
[01:22:24] Speaker C: I remember.
[01:22:25] Speaker B: I know. I said Jason Bateman.
[01:22:26] Speaker D: Jason.
[01:22:27] Speaker C: Oh, wow.
[01:22:28] Speaker A: That's What?
[01:22:29] Speaker C: I said, why not?
[01:22:30] Speaker A: Quick. Those are both funny. Horrendous, you guys.
[01:22:34] Speaker B: No, Keanu's real bad.
[01:22:35] Speaker A: No, Keanu's the worst thing I've ever heard in my life.
[01:22:38] Speaker D: There's no way you can have that much.
[01:22:39] Speaker A: It's time to power up. Like. What the.
[01:22:41] Speaker B: At least Jason Bateman has that, like, wise ass.
[01:22:44] Speaker A: Yeah, but you to be kind of good looking too. When Jason Bateman's ugly.
[01:22:46] Speaker D: You.
[01:22:47] Speaker A: You can't like.
[01:22:48] Speaker B: No, they.
[01:22:48] Speaker A: Tony Stark is like a handsome businessman. You can't be like.
[01:22:51] Speaker B: Jason Bateman could play like a decent looking businessman.
[01:22:54] Speaker A: No, I don't think so.
[01:22:55] Speaker C: I think he's too funny.
[01:22:57] Speaker A: Jason. No, Jason too funny and also like too.
[01:23:00] Speaker B: But who else you gonna do?
[01:23:01] Speaker D: Yeah, go ahead. Fill it in.
[01:23:03] Speaker C: Fill it in.
[01:23:03] Speaker B: It's definitely not Keanu. Keanu's the worst one.
[01:23:05] Speaker A: No, I would. Kean. Yeah, that's. I can't believe Justin just said Keanu.
[01:23:08] Speaker C: You guys suck my dick or some other. Everyone take turns.
I can't do anything right. I look like I have cancer.
[01:23:16] Speaker B: My jaw would hurt. I couldn't do that for 45 minutes.
[01:23:19] Speaker A: I think you would. You could go with somebody like a.
It's got to be like a. Like a. Again. Like a sharp leading man and a charismatic. I know it's. You say that and then it's. It's tough to pick a person really quick.
[01:23:33] Speaker D: It's tough.
[01:23:35] Speaker A: Robert Pattinson, I hate to say. Well, you know, he's. He's already been. He's already been two Marvel characters. I can't say who I would have thought. Him. Me.
[01:23:42] Speaker D: Forget about all that.
[01:23:43] Speaker B: Can't be Rob Veson.
[01:23:44] Speaker A: He's ugly too, I think in a different. In a different.
[01:23:47] Speaker B: And he's not funny.
[01:23:48] Speaker A: A couple years back I would have put like Josh Brolin.
[01:23:52] Speaker D: Who the. Is that?
[01:23:53] Speaker B: Thanos.
[01:23:54] Speaker A: Thanos Cable in Deadpool. In the Wolverine or whatever the. His name is Josh.
[01:24:00] Speaker C: What about Ryan Reynolds?
[01:24:02] Speaker A: No. Yeah, but like. No, no.
[01:24:06] Speaker C: Whip. Funny and handsome. He's the trifecta of what you're looking for.
[01:24:10] Speaker B: Yeah, but he. But. But everyone just sees him as dumb Deadpool.
[01:24:13] Speaker C: Yeah, but y'all see, it would have came out well before.
[01:24:16] Speaker B: So.
[01:24:16] Speaker D: So what we're saying, though, we're taking out. We're taking out previously acted. And I mean, because when we go.
[01:24:23] Speaker B: To the Vin Diesel, when we go to Fast and Furious, when we ask that question.
[01:24:26] Speaker C: We took out the Rock. I'm wrong.
My.
[01:24:31] Speaker B: You said Keanu.
[01:24:32] Speaker A: Hold on. Somebody get this on video. Justin just said he was wrong.
[01:24:35] Speaker C: I Said Keanu for fast, which is even worse.
[01:24:38] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. Wait a minute. But it's. It's not.
[01:24:42] Speaker C: No, I said, though, because he's. They were in California.
[01:24:47] Speaker B: Keanu would be better for Paul Walker. Keanu would be better for Paul Walker because he could play that, like, surfer boy type thing.
[01:24:54] Speaker A: Yeah, but Paul Walker's way sharper than. It's different, too. Like, it's. It's. I don't know that.
[01:24:59] Speaker B: It's like, listen. A badass. No.
[01:25:02] Speaker D: Keanu Reeves rolling up in Brazil going, this is Brazil.
[01:25:06] Speaker A: No.
[01:25:06] Speaker D: Did you see that?
[01:25:07] Speaker B: No.
[01:25:07] Speaker C: Yeah, but they would have wrote. They would have wrote different. Different scenes.
[01:25:11] Speaker B: I would have never wanted to see.
[01:25:13] Speaker A: I, like, almost had you. And then you accelerated fast.
[01:25:16] Speaker B: And he was like, whoa, whoa.
[01:25:17] Speaker C: You never had me.
[01:25:19] Speaker A: Never had me, man.
[01:25:20] Speaker B: Never had your.
[01:25:20] Speaker A: So you're saying who would I. Who would I cast as Vin Diesel's character instead of Vin Diesel? No.
[01:25:26] Speaker D: Yeah, well, that was the final.
[01:25:28] Speaker A: I almost want, like, my first. My first go to. Would be like Batista, but he's a little more of, like. I don't know if he's.
[01:25:36] Speaker C: Well, he has the Spanish element.
[01:25:38] Speaker B: That's a great answer. I think he has this because he's not in it. You said you couldn't pick the.
[01:25:42] Speaker A: Dom Toretto's Italian. He's not Spanish.
[01:25:44] Speaker C: Yeah, but he's playing a Spanish person.
[01:25:46] Speaker A: Dom Toretto. The character is a Spanish name.
[01:25:49] Speaker B: No, he's. He's. I'm pretty sure he's Italian.
[01:25:51] Speaker A: Yeah, he is Dom Toretto.
[01:25:53] Speaker B: Letty. Spanish.
[01:25:54] Speaker C: He literally speaks Spanish in the movie.
[01:25:55] Speaker B: Yeah, that's fine.
[01:25:56] Speaker A: He's got Spanish friends. That doesn't mean anything crazy. Yeah, exactly. People are.
[01:26:01] Speaker C: Yeah, they know. There's nothing about him is Italian in the movie.
[01:26:04] Speaker A: He's. He wears a gold cross and a wife beater. The whole guy.
[01:26:10] Speaker C: All he does is straight Coronas and.
[01:26:12] Speaker B: No, no, he's.
[01:26:16] Speaker A: Talking about Justin.
[01:26:17] Speaker D: Justin. His name's Dom Toretto.
[01:26:19] Speaker A: His name's Dominic Toretto. He sounds like he grew up on Orvis Road. Are you a. I'm pretty sure his.
[01:26:24] Speaker C: Nationality is some form of Spanish.
[01:26:28] Speaker A: Toretto's not a Hispanic last name.
[01:26:30] Speaker C: Why is he in Brazil being Spanish and you're not Spanish?
[01:26:34] Speaker B: Here's my only thing. He does call his grand grandmother Abuelita, so.
[01:26:37] Speaker C: Exactly.
[01:26:38] Speaker A: Does he really?
[01:26:38] Speaker D: Yes. Okay, timeout. You can have an apple and you can have that.
[01:26:43] Speaker A: And be Spit and be Nico.
[01:26:46] Speaker B: I don't know.
[01:26:46] Speaker C: He's not Italian in this. You guys are Italian. You've been Italian your whole lives. Just because he's wearing a wife beater means nothing.
[01:26:54] Speaker A: No, Justin, louder. Just.
[01:26:56] Speaker B: His name's Toretto.
[01:26:57] Speaker C: It doesn't matter.
[01:26:58] Speaker B: Toretto.
[01:26:59] Speaker C: It doesn't matter.
[01:27:00] Speaker A: These people are idiots.
[01:27:01] Speaker C: Can be Spanish, character of Dom Toretto.
[01:27:04] Speaker D: Toretto.
[01:27:04] Speaker B: Is Dom Toretto Italian?
[01:27:08] Speaker C: Just do Tom. Dom Toretto's natural.
[01:27:10] Speaker D: Yes.
[01:27:10] Speaker B: Dominic Toretto. The character is of Italian descent.
He's of Italian and. And African American or Afro Dominican heritage?
[01:27:19] Speaker D: He has both.
[01:27:20] Speaker C: Okay. Is Dom both right? Yes, Toretto.
[01:27:23] Speaker D: Everyone's right. Let's go to Al's thing.
[01:27:25] Speaker A: Go to Al's thing. Yeah.
[01:27:27] Speaker D: Well, before we get crazy, Montretto is Spanish and Italian. Italian, that's me.
[01:27:32] Speaker C: Okay. Is Dom Toretto Spanish? Yes. Dom Toretto from Fast and Furious franchises. Dominican and Puerto Rican.
[01:27:39] Speaker B: Okay, so we got the. Both the answer. So people are saying he's Italian. People saying, Dominic, he is what we would call racial.
[01:27:46] Speaker A: Racially vague. Yeah, exactly. Culturally appropriated on many levels.
[01:27:50] Speaker B: I'll take him as. He's Italian.
[01:27:51] Speaker A: Yeah. They just. They try to make him every nationality of people that races cars besides. Besides Asian.
[01:27:57] Speaker D: He seems Italian and Puerto Rican. Because he does, right? Abu. Abu.
[01:28:02] Speaker B: We don't know what he is.
[01:28:03] Speaker A: They tried to make him every race of person that races cars besides Asian.
[01:28:07] Speaker B: That's why we're gonna ask Diesel.
[01:28:09] Speaker A: That's why.
[01:28:09] Speaker B: Get him on the podcast. No, Batiste is a great answer because he's not any of them. Because people said the Rock, and I was like, well, I don't want to pick someone that's already in the series. In that series.
[01:28:18] Speaker A: I also, like. I mean, I think no State. No the British, no the Brit.
[01:28:24] Speaker D: Even though. What's that kid's name? Name that played his brother that ended up dying?
[01:28:29] Speaker A: Luke Evans.
[01:28:30] Speaker D: Yeah.
[01:28:30] Speaker A: He's not bad.
[01:28:31] Speaker D: Shaw, was that.
[01:28:32] Speaker A: Yeah, whatever his name was. Yeah, I don't know what the. It was.
[01:28:34] Speaker D: All right, I'll get to your thing.
[01:28:36] Speaker B: Oh, okay. Well, I guess we'll do one more here.
[01:28:38] Speaker A: Sure.
[01:28:39] Speaker B: Toy Story 1.
Okay.
[01:28:42] Speaker A: Tim Allen.
If the next one's the Santa Claus, like. Yeah. I don't know what to tell you.
[01:28:49] Speaker C: Toy Story 1, dude, I'm so happy.
[01:28:52] Speaker D: I worked up more weird brag, but I don't have to do it after this podcast.
[01:28:55] Speaker B: Thank God.
[01:28:56] Speaker C: What is the name of the T. Rex guy?
[01:28:58] Speaker D: Oh, good call.
[01:28:59] Speaker C: The short guy.
I can't think of his name.
[01:29:04] Speaker D: I'm trying to think of his voice.
[01:29:05] Speaker C: Like, in real life.
[01:29:06] Speaker A: Do you want me to help you out here?
[01:29:07] Speaker C: Yeah.
[01:29:07] Speaker A: Is it John Rickles?
[01:29:09] Speaker C: No, it's not Don Rickles. Don Rickles.
[01:29:11] Speaker A: What was Don Rickles? The Slinky Dog.
[01:29:13] Speaker C: He's the Potato Head, I think. No.
[01:29:15] Speaker A: Yeah, you might be right.
[01:29:17] Speaker C: No, I'm talking about he. He was in.
[01:29:19] Speaker B: In. He.
[01:29:20] Speaker C: He's, like, kind of bald. He's short. He's been in a ton of movies.
[01:29:24] Speaker A: Gilbert Godfrey.
[01:29:25] Speaker C: No. What the hell is his name?
[01:29:27] Speaker B: Can't look it up.
[01:29:28] Speaker C: I'm gonna look it up.
[01:29:29] Speaker B: You can't look it up. Can't look it up. Put your thing down. Can't look anything up. Is he.
[01:29:34] Speaker A: Yeah. What are you.
[01:29:35] Speaker C: It doesn't mean my point.
[01:29:37] Speaker B: No, you can't look at it.
[01:29:39] Speaker D: Yeah, I don't have. I'm gonna guess. I'm gonna guess Tim Allen. So we should write it down on our phone. Cuz we're just. I'm just gonna go.
[01:29:46] Speaker A: This is ridiculous.
[01:29:47] Speaker B: Zuk Keeper.
[01:29:48] Speaker D: Oh, okay.
[01:29:50] Speaker A: The Zookeeper. What the.
[01:29:52] Speaker D: All right, well, wasn't in Toy Story.
Was Ben Stiller in Toy Story?
[01:29:58] Speaker A: No, I can't even.
[01:30:00] Speaker C: Kevin James is in Zookeeper.
[01:30:01] Speaker A: I can't remember anybody else.
[01:30:03] Speaker C: He's not in Toy Story. Okay, so it's probably the girl, but I can't think of her name.
[01:30:08] Speaker D: I'm going to say Ben Still.
[01:30:11] Speaker C: I don't think Ben still is in Toy Story.
[01:30:14] Speaker A: Yeah, I. I can't.
[01:30:15] Speaker D: I'm not going to sit here and then I'll go. What's your answer? Answer? Al, keep some type of ally.
[01:30:20] Speaker A: Genuine. I mean. Okay, I'm Tom Hanks. I don't know.
[01:30:24] Speaker C: He's not in Zookeeper.
[01:30:25] Speaker A: I know. I don't know anybody else in it.
[01:30:29] Speaker B: Is it the lion or the gorilla?
[01:30:30] Speaker D: Hold on.
[01:30:31] Speaker B: Very famous actor, but that's not the.
[01:30:34] Speaker A: Gorilla in Toy Story.
[01:30:35] Speaker B: In Zookeeper.
[01:30:36] Speaker A: Oh, I don't know.
[01:30:37] Speaker C: Christopher Walken. Nope.
[01:30:39] Speaker A: Go to the next thing y'all.
We all guessed. Everybody guessed.
[01:30:42] Speaker B: Go to the.
[01:30:44] Speaker A: The Joe Pesci.
[01:30:49] Speaker C: Maybe Robert De Niro Jr. Oh.
[01:30:52] Speaker A: Oh, my God. I know who this is. Now.
[01:30:54] Speaker B: Who. Who are you gonna say?
You go last on the next one.
[01:30:58] Speaker A: All right, fine.
[01:30:59] Speaker D: John Travolta.
[01:31:01] Speaker C: He's not a casino.
[01:31:02] Speaker B: Nope.
[01:31:02] Speaker D: Oh, he's not.
[01:31:04] Speaker B: Dirty Work.
[01:31:05] Speaker A: Yep.
[01:31:07] Speaker D: Never seen it.
[01:31:08] Speaker B: You never seen Dirty Work?
[01:31:11] Speaker D: No.
[01:31:12] Speaker B: You got to watch that movie tonight. That's the best movie.
[01:31:14] Speaker A: Keep it up and you'll be tearing tickets in Kuwait.
[01:31:17] Speaker C: That is Don Rickles.
[01:31:22] Speaker A: It's got to be Don Rickles. If it's not, it is Don Rickles.
[01:31:25] Speaker B: But you were the dumbest person I've ever met in my life. But you gave the quote of the actor that you you would have just won. And now you lost because Justin guessed on Rickles.
[01:31:34] Speaker A: Did he?
[01:31:35] Speaker C: Yeah.
[01:31:35] Speaker A: No, I mean, I.
[01:31:36] Speaker B: You gave him the answer. Like, how dumb is he?
[01:31:39] Speaker A: I don't know. I. I mean, I gave up at that point. You know who I was actually going to say? No, you know who I was going to say?
[01:31:44] Speaker C: Didn't he say Don Rickles first?
[01:31:45] Speaker B: He said he. No, he goes. He just said. Cuz you asked who the dinosaur was. I was like, I can't believe he just said it. Yeah, I know what you're talking about, though.
[01:31:53] Speaker D: Is that all you had?
[01:31:54] Speaker B: That was it. I just. I just thought about Don.
[01:31:56] Speaker A: I thought you were going to say he's got.
[01:31:57] Speaker B: He's got a set of movies that like people that are all.
[01:32:00] Speaker A: I thought you were going to say James woods for a second. No, I'm gonna hit Alan Justin with something. Really?
[01:32:05] Speaker C: What was the. What's the name of the guy?
[01:32:07] Speaker B: I know which guy he's talking about. He's like that. The whiny voice he's in.
[01:32:11] Speaker A: It's not Gilbert Godfrey.
[01:32:12] Speaker B: No, no, hold on. No, no, no. Gilbert Godfrey. No, he's got the whiny. He's like the little. He always plays a nerd.
[01:32:19] Speaker C: Yeah, he might have been in Nerds.
[01:32:21] Speaker B: Hold on, I want to look Mike McCarthy out.
[01:32:24] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, we know.
[01:32:26] Speaker A: Jim Vonnie. Oh, Wallace Shaw on.
[01:32:29] Speaker B: We never know his name.
[01:32:30] Speaker C: That's him.
[01:32:31] Speaker B: Yes, but we never know his name.
[01:32:32] Speaker C: He looks like Mr. From the Princess Bride. Yeah, he looks like.
[01:32:36] Speaker A: Yeah, I know what you're talking about. Put my arms on this table.
[01:32:38] Speaker D: I'm having ptsd. It's just going to fall back. Was.
[01:32:43] Speaker A: Hold on.
[01:32:44] Speaker C: He looks like Beans, isn't it? Have you guys seen Beans? What he looks like now? The same from Even Stevens.
[01:32:51] Speaker B: Dude, you know Beans.
Do you ever see Even Stevens with Sheila Booth?
[01:33:00] Speaker D: No, I've never even seen holes.
[01:33:04] Speaker B: Yeah, Holes isn't that good? I've only seen bits and pieces of it.
[01:33:08] Speaker A: Holes is pretty good. Hold on. I have a Mike V's.
[01:33:10] Speaker B: That looks nothing like him.
[01:33:12] Speaker D: Mike V took the podium.
[01:33:14] Speaker B: I would. That kind of looks like how you look from. From like two years ago, Justin. Yeah, it's like you down downfall.
[01:33:20] Speaker C: That's my downfall.
[01:33:21] Speaker B: That's been big.
[01:33:23] Speaker C: I mean, he went from looking like, look.
[01:33:25] Speaker B: Look at him here. Nico, do you know who Beans kind of looks like? The guy from Basel.
Jack Mack.
[01:33:33] Speaker A: Jack Mac.
[01:33:33] Speaker B: College football. Yeah.
[01:33:35] Speaker A: Hold on a minute.
[01:33:36] Speaker C: Like Beans needs to let it go.
[01:33:39] Speaker B: Dude, my body's been in shambles because I fell off my Bed the other night.
[01:33:44] Speaker C: How did you fall off your bed?
[01:33:45] Speaker B: We got. Okay. We got a little bit fired up. I was a little drunk. Supposed to be on Dry Jane January, and they were. We were just talking about how we're gonna do Dry January. We ended up going out to eat, and we ended up obviously drinking. My mother got so drunk that she threw up outside the car.
I've never seen my mother throw up ever. She's got a wooden leg.
[01:34:04] Speaker C: How did she. I've never seen.
[01:34:06] Speaker B: Never seen her happen. But we. She was just drinking scotch with me, and she just couldn't handle the scotch.
[01:34:11] Speaker C: Yeah, the brown liquor.
[01:34:12] Speaker B: She did like it, but it was like she had probably three or four scotches on top of the martinis, and she just blew chunks all on the side of the car.
[01:34:18] Speaker C: That's hilarious.
[01:34:20] Speaker B: So we get home, and let's just say me and my wife are rustling. Let's call it that for anyone listening.
So it's obviously, I'm finished wrestling with my wife.
[01:34:30] Speaker C: Yeah.
[01:34:31] Speaker B: And I kind of, like, pop backwards.
[01:34:33] Speaker C: Yeah, I pop backwards, but I'm not behind you.
[01:34:36] Speaker B: We were a little bit lower than I anticipated on the bed. Like, a little bit lower off from the headboard. So I popped backwards, and I just fucking tumbled.
[01:34:45] Speaker C: Was she dying laughing?
[01:34:46] Speaker B: Smashed the ground? Yeah, she was dying laughing. I'm like. And then I'm like, people gonna, like, my kid's gonna come in any second. Yeah, the house.
Yes. I was like, get dressed. And I'm screaming. I'm like, I'm fine. Get dressed. And she's dying.
[01:35:01] Speaker C: That's hilarious.
[01:35:02] Speaker B: I fell so hard that I. My back, my hip, everything's been killing me.
[01:35:06] Speaker C: So you're falling apart.
[01:35:07] Speaker B: I'm falling apart of my own.
[01:35:10] Speaker C: Welcome to the club Volition, but welcome to the fall apocalypse.
[01:35:15] Speaker B: At least I have a reason for it, you know, like a direct reason.
[01:35:19] Speaker C: Yeah.
[01:35:19] Speaker B: Your stuff's a lot of mental stuff.
[01:35:22] Speaker C: That's what it is. It's all in my head.
[01:35:24] Speaker B: The gerd. Now, let me ask you this question, because he's. He's always complaining about the GERD and everything like that. Would you agree? His stomach's never right. He always gets the acid reflux. Last week, the acid reflux was going to tinnitus into his ears, Right. Was that last week or two weeks ago?
[01:35:38] Speaker D: Had to pick up the meds on his way here.
[01:35:39] Speaker B: Had to pick up the meds.
[01:35:40] Speaker C: That was my high blood pressure medication.
[01:35:42] Speaker B: Yesterday we had a staff meeting at work, and at one point during this staff meeting, I see you absolutely dogging a jelly donut from Honeydew Donut.
[01:35:54] Speaker C: I was hungry.
[01:35:55] Speaker B: There was so much jelly in that thing, which I really, I'm trying to eat better. It looks really good.
[01:36:00] Speaker C: I was hungry.
[01:36:00] Speaker A: See, I like the jelly donut with the least amount of jelly and Impossible.
[01:36:03] Speaker B: That's because you.
[01:36:05] Speaker A: I, I, I do. I don't want like a.
[01:36:09] Speaker C: Dunkin Donuts jelly.
[01:36:11] Speaker B: How do you, how do you expect people to feel bad for you?
[01:36:14] Speaker C: I don't expect people to feel bad.
[01:36:15] Speaker B: You're always telling people. And then another thing is you go to New Bridge, you bring over a burger, which is absolutely.
[01:36:21] Speaker C: Bring it up more than I did. Barbecue sauce burger on purpose.
[01:36:25] Speaker B: No, you did not. Yes, you ate a burger. Justin, stop.
[01:36:28] Speaker C: I ordered the burger on purpose for the purpose of the video, dude. Yes, I did. Don't tell me what I did.
[01:36:35] Speaker B: He's not supposed to be eating this stuff. And he's still eating it. And he wants us to feel bad for his stuff.
[01:36:39] Speaker D: It's like going to. You up.
[01:36:41] Speaker C: Who wants. When did I ask Me, like, just.
[01:36:44] Speaker B: Drinking my face off and then being like, oh, I'm so.
[01:36:46] Speaker C: But when did I ask anybody to feel bad for me?
[01:36:48] Speaker B: I'm just saying you say it a lot. So it's like you're always like, I'm, you know, I got all this acid reflux. You don't know how sick I am, all this stuff. But then you're eating like dog.
[01:36:57] Speaker C: I eat. I'm a piece of, not a piece of.
[01:37:00] Speaker B: But it's like, you got to start eating clean. I don't.
[01:37:02] Speaker C: You think this is why I'm gonna stop doing food court?
[01:37:06] Speaker D: If you stop doing food court, I'll be pissed.
[01:37:08] Speaker C: Oh, no, it's done.
[01:37:09] Speaker B: It's dead. Just cuz it's been dead since that episode. All he has to do is go back in full steam. But he won't do it.
[01:37:16] Speaker C: No.
[01:37:18] Speaker A: All right, I got a. I got a quick trivia. Couple trivia questions for Al and Justin.
[01:37:23] Speaker D: Why am I being left out?
[01:37:24] Speaker A: Because this is what you could. You, if you know the answer, you can definitely, you know, throw it out. But I figured I'm trying to keep the millennial brain sharp.
[01:37:33] Speaker D: What's the capital? Arkansas?
[01:37:35] Speaker A: No, this is like millennial pop culture.
[01:37:37] Speaker B: But I'm not sure.
Is it Little Rock?
[01:37:41] Speaker A: Yeah, I think so. To be honest with you.
[01:37:43] Speaker B: It is. Right? Okay.
[01:37:46] Speaker D: Tallahassee. Never mind.
[01:37:47] Speaker A: That's Florida, I would have to say. Okay, so can you guys, off the top of your head, name the first three Limp Bizkit out albums?
[01:37:58] Speaker C: No, I can name Hot dog fa.
[01:38:01] Speaker B: Yeah, Hot dog.
[01:38:03] Speaker C: Yeah. And Chocolate Covered Starfish. Chocolate Covered starfish and hot dog.
[01:38:06] Speaker A: It's the chocolate starfish and the hot dog flavored water.
[01:38:09] Speaker B: A Raid.
[01:38:11] Speaker C: No, I want to say self titled for the first one.
[01:38:13] Speaker D: Nope.
[01:38:15] Speaker C: Okay. I don't know.
[01:38:16] Speaker A: What's $3 bill, y'all? Is the first one.
[01:38:19] Speaker C: Okay.
[01:38:20] Speaker B: Do you know what that like, do you know my father will say that?
[01:38:23] Speaker A: Yeah, that's like. Yeah, that's a gay thing. Yeah, exactly.
[01:38:26] Speaker B: Oh, he's a $3 bill.
[01:38:28] Speaker A: Yeah, exactly.
Significant other is the nookie album. Okay, so there's that. Right now, can you name Eminem's release? Album releases in order.
[01:38:40] Speaker B: Yes.
[01:38:41] Speaker A: Leading up to Recovery.
[01:38:44] Speaker B: Oh, that's a. That's a lot. Yeah, I think I can.
[01:38:47] Speaker A: But you definitely.
[01:38:48] Speaker B: We're not call. Are we counting Infinite or no?
[01:38:50] Speaker A: Yeah, no.
[01:38:50] Speaker B: Yeah, that's Infinite.
[01:38:51] Speaker A: Yep.
[01:38:52] Speaker B: Okay, then we're gonna go the Slim Shady lp.
[01:38:56] Speaker A: Okay. If you could give me the year. That's even better.
[01:38:58] Speaker C: Oh, it's 90.
[01:39:00] Speaker B: I think infinite was 97.
[01:39:02] Speaker D: Yeah.
[01:39:02] Speaker B: I think it might be slim shady 99.
[01:39:04] Speaker A: Infinite was way before 97. I think it was 96.
[01:39:07] Speaker C: 96.
[01:39:07] Speaker B: Wrong. It's 97.
Look at the discography. And before you tell me you're wrong, okay, I want to say Infinite's 97. I want to say Slim Shady LP's 99.
[01:39:18] Speaker A: Correct. Correct.
[01:39:18] Speaker C: Yeah.
[01:39:18] Speaker B: Okay. I want to say. Then it goes mash.
I'm gonna say 2000.
[01:39:22] Speaker A: Correct.
[01:39:23] Speaker B: Right. The year after.
[01:39:24] Speaker A: That's correct.
[01:39:25] Speaker B: Then it goes Eminem Show.
[01:39:26] Speaker A: Yep. Then it goes on Eminem show. What year?
[01:39:29] Speaker B: Oh, 2000. Wait, hold on. Eminem show. Three.
[01:39:32] Speaker C: Three or four?
[01:39:32] Speaker A: Two.
[01:39:33] Speaker C: Oh, two.
[01:39:33] Speaker B: Okay.
[01:39:34] Speaker A: Yep.
[01:39:35] Speaker B: Okay. Encore. 1,000% is 2004. December of 2004.
[01:39:39] Speaker A: Correct.
[01:39:41] Speaker B: Okay, this is where we get into trouble.
[01:39:43] Speaker C: What came out after Encore?
[01:39:45] Speaker B: Encore was there like. Like the classics album? He had a few things on it.
[01:39:48] Speaker C: Yeah.
[01:39:48] Speaker A: This album Bad as People Call. No.
[01:39:51] Speaker B: No. Is it Recovery?
[01:39:52] Speaker A: Curtain Call is the Greatest Hits.
[01:39:53] Speaker B: Is it Recovery?
[01:39:54] Speaker A: No.
[01:39:55] Speaker C: Recover.
[01:39:56] Speaker A: There was an album. There was an album.
[01:39:58] Speaker B: Relapse.
[01:39:59] Speaker A: Yeah.
[01:39:59] Speaker B: Oh, relapse. Okay.
[01:40:00] Speaker C: Relapse and then recovery.
[01:40:02] Speaker A: Yep.
[01:40:02] Speaker B: 2007 might be relaps.
[01:40:04] Speaker C: What year did n. What year?
[01:40:06] Speaker B: He waited that long?
[01:40:07] Speaker C: Everybody, what year did Curtain Call come out? It was still an album that came out.
[01:40:11] Speaker A: I believe it was 2005. Like, after encore, he released his. He released his. Like, it's like a greatest hits album.
[01:40:17] Speaker B: That's when I'm thinking of 2005 or 2000.
[01:40:21] Speaker C: Either. Five. Six.
[01:40:22] Speaker B: Yeah. Curtain call. Then you go. Then you go. Relapse. Then you go. Recovery.
[01:40:28] Speaker C: You got some D12 albums out there in there, too.
[01:40:31] Speaker A: Can you guys name those? Because it's in the. Suggests exactly what I had pulled up right here.
[01:40:35] Speaker B: D12World.
[01:40:37] Speaker A: D12 released how many albums? It's showing right here. They have put out.
[01:40:45] Speaker D: I love that.
[01:40:46] Speaker A: Six albums. Technically. I'm sorry. Technically, there's really only two. The other ones are, like, stupid.
[01:40:56] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah. They're like mixtapes.
[01:40:57] Speaker A: What are the two? The first one, because Eminem helped with this album before he released.
[01:41:05] Speaker C: Wait, what about the Eminem show? Isn't that one.
[01:41:07] Speaker A: Yeah, he already just said it.
[01:41:08] Speaker C: Did you say that?
[01:41:09] Speaker B: Yeah, 2002.
[01:41:09] Speaker C: Oh, okay.
[01:41:10] Speaker A: There it was. Two albums that D12 essentially put out.
[01:41:13] Speaker B: D12 World.
[01:41:14] Speaker A: Correct. That was in 04.
[01:41:16] Speaker B: Yep.
[01:41:16] Speaker A: Okay. And the other one was called.
[01:41:18] Speaker B: It Couldn't have been.
[01:41:19] Speaker A: It was all four. Yeah, it was.
[01:41:20] Speaker C: It does make sense.
[01:41:22] Speaker B: What was the album?
[01:41:23] Speaker C: I want to be just like you when I grow up.
[01:41:28] Speaker B: What was the album that we bought that I know for a fact we bought when we went to Trinidad?
[01:41:35] Speaker C: What? I bought Blink 182. Take off your pants and jacket. And then you bought that.
[01:41:41] Speaker B: That was in 2000.
That was one or two. It was a D12 album.
[01:41:46] Speaker C: It was D12.
[01:41:47] Speaker B: That wasn't the first one. That wasn't that year. 2001.
[01:41:50] Speaker A: This album did come out in 2001. You're right.
[01:41:52] Speaker C: That's what it is.
[01:41:53] Speaker B: Not D12 World.
[01:41:54] Speaker A: Yeah. No, not D12 World. Their first album.
[01:41:56] Speaker B: Purple Pills.
[01:41:57] Speaker A: No, that's not the name.
[01:41:58] Speaker C: Purple Pills is just a single.
[01:42:00] Speaker A: Purple Pills is on the. Is on the album.
[01:42:02] Speaker B: I'm pretty sure it's not D12 World. I definitely bought this album.
[01:42:06] Speaker A: Fight Music is also on this album.
[01:42:08] Speaker C: It might just be D12.
[01:42:09] Speaker A: Nope.
[01:42:12] Speaker B: It'S not D12.
[01:42:13] Speaker A: Do you remember the album cover? That can kind of give you a hint.
D12 World is the hand holding the globe.
[01:42:19] Speaker C: Yeah, D12. The. The. It's a black album cover and it just says D12 on it. Am I right?
[01:42:25] Speaker A: That's. No, you talk about the first one.
[01:42:27] Speaker C: Yeah.
[01:42:27] Speaker B: No, it's 2001.
[01:42:29] Speaker A: Hold on. It's.
[01:42:29] Speaker D: It.
[01:42:30] Speaker A: You're kind of right, Justin. But, like, not really.
[01:42:32] Speaker C: It's like white lettering and it's like a calligraphy D12.
[01:42:36] Speaker A: No, it's not this one.
[01:42:37] Speaker C: That's like a. Oh, that's.
[01:42:38] Speaker A: That's just a new random EP they put out in 2024. That's not the one.
[01:42:43] Speaker C: I don't have the answer so let me just see the.
[01:42:45] Speaker A: You were. That's why I said you were kind of right. It's Devil's Night.
[01:42:48] Speaker C: Okay. Night.
[01:42:50] Speaker A: That's the first one. And this has purple pills. Fight music.
We're going to stay in the same camp because this is right up your guys alley for the time Obie Trice put out two albums. His debut Beauty year. What were they called?
[01:43:05] Speaker B: Real name. No gimmicks.
[01:43:06] Speaker A: No. Well, yeah. I'm sorry. To go along with the thing. Yeah.
[01:43:10] Speaker C: Damn. I wasn't huge.
[01:43:12] Speaker B: So what when the hits the fan is. Is on that. What you going to do when hits the fan. Swallow your.
[01:43:20] Speaker A: I'll give you. All right, I'll give you a hint. Actually, I lied. I might have this up. I'm not going to lie. Looked at it and it's really not an album.
[01:43:29] Speaker C: It's an ep.
[01:43:29] Speaker A: It's. Yeah, it's an ep but they presented on Apple Music and it makes it look like it is. So I apolog for that little thing. It's Got some Teeth.
[01:43:37] Speaker B: Yeah.
[01:43:37] Speaker A: Got Some Teeth is the first one. His debut album. I apologize.
[01:43:41] Speaker B: Cheers.
[01:43:42] Speaker A: Correct. That is the correct.
[01:43:43] Speaker B: I just had to think about it.
[01:43:44] Speaker A: I hope you guys realize they made it look like it was an album. It's literally under the album thing and you hit the thing and it's legit. Two songs. So that kind of just me a little bit. The second album came out two years later, kind of before he. Three years later, before he fell off and was called what?
[01:44:00] Speaker B: I can't even think of any song.
[01:44:01] Speaker C: It wasn't the biggest ob. Tr Trice fan.
[01:44:04] Speaker A: You guys weren't big Obi.
[01:44:05] Speaker B: Triceps is good. Real good.
[01:44:07] Speaker C: But he. He was good. Features. I like his features more than I like his solo albums.
[01:44:12] Speaker A: Okay.
[01:44:13] Speaker B: I don't know it.
[01:44:13] Speaker C: What about Lloyd Banks? What Lloyd.
[01:44:15] Speaker A: It's called. Oh, his. His. At the album. It's. Sorry, hold on. The album was just called.
[01:44:22] Speaker C: What was Lloyd Banks first album? Badass.
[01:44:24] Speaker B: I know it.
[01:44:24] Speaker A: No, no. Hunger for the hunger for more.
[01:44:26] Speaker C: Hunger for more than Hunger for more. Rotten Apple album.
[01:44:29] Speaker A: Blue one. Remember it was all blue.
[01:44:30] Speaker C: Yeah.
[01:44:31] Speaker A: And then he did the Hunger for More Part two. I think right after that. I'm looking this up. This is that.
[01:44:37] Speaker C: Banks was like the best one to come out of that side cam.
[01:44:40] Speaker A: That second. That second album was called Second Rounds on me.
[01:44:45] Speaker B: Okay. Yeah. Goes with the Ch.
[01:44:46] Speaker A: Young Buck debut album. What is it? Come on, Justin, if you don't remember.
[01:44:51] Speaker B: Straight out of Cash.
[01:44:52] Speaker A: Yes. Thank you. Yep. Straight out of Cash. Nashville.
[01:44:55] Speaker C: I'M not good at album titles. I'm not.
[01:44:57] Speaker A: I think. See, I feel like that would be right up.
[01:44:59] Speaker B: And I'm not good. I don't know.
[01:45:01] Speaker C: Not good at song names, not good at album titles.
[01:45:03] Speaker B: Is that why you were bad at the music?
[01:45:04] Speaker C: Yeah.
[01:45:07] Speaker A: That's interesting.
[01:45:08] Speaker B: Nico was good at it.
[01:45:09] Speaker C: I just.
[01:45:09] Speaker B: So you know who's sneaky good at? Tommy Guarino. Tommy Garino is great at music.
[01:45:13] Speaker C: Music, trivia, fun.
[01:45:15] Speaker A: Okay, so hold on.
[01:45:16] Speaker C: I don't know, I can do name the song or name the artist.
[01:45:21] Speaker A: Can you name DMX's first four albums?
[01:45:24] Speaker C: No.
[01:45:25] Speaker D: What's the Mike V's press conference right now, Michael.
[01:45:29] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, you're right. You're right, you're right. Right. Okay.
[01:45:31] Speaker D: No acknowledgment.
[01:45:33] Speaker A: I'm trying to get DMX's first four albums right. Like five out. Yeah.
[01:45:39] Speaker D: Off in the sandbox.
[01:45:40] Speaker C: Something about blood.
[01:45:41] Speaker B: I think it's Flesh of My Flesh.
[01:45:42] Speaker A: Flesh of My Flesh, Blood of My Blood. But this other album came out first in 98.
[01:45:47] Speaker B: I think it has the word half in it. No, no, Flesh of My Flesh. They both came out in 1998.
[01:45:54] Speaker C: Yeah, he released two albums. Two, like top chotting albums.
[01:45:58] Speaker B: Yeah, two number one albums.
[01:46:00] Speaker A: Still the only guy to ever do that.
[01:46:02] Speaker B: He'll be the only one to ever do it too.
[01:46:04] Speaker C: Yeah. You know how hard it is to release multiple albums.
[01:46:08] Speaker B: Blood of My Blood. What The. The first one, I don't remember.
[01:46:15] Speaker C: Is it. Is it it the Silva album?
[01:46:18] Speaker A: No, Silva you're thinking of. You're thinking that's what comes after Flesh of My Flesh. Blood of My Blood.
[01:46:23] Speaker C: Okay.
[01:46:25] Speaker A: Flesh, My Flesh, Blood of My Blood is him on the album cover covered in blood, right?
[01:46:28] Speaker C: Yeah.
[01:46:29] Speaker A: This album is just him, like, looking at you from like a side profile.
[01:46:32] Speaker C: What's the one with the rottweiler? Doesn't he have one with a rottweiler?
[01:46:35] Speaker A: The grand champ.
[01:46:36] Speaker B: Yeah, that's like.
[01:46:36] Speaker A: That's. That's the. That's the fourth album. Yeah, you. I'm sorry, that's the fifth one. Okay, let's get the Pitbull on it. Sorry. Not a rottweiler. But you're right. It's dark and hell is hot.
[01:46:46] Speaker B: It's dark.
[01:46:47] Speaker C: Yeah. How do we feel?
[01:46:48] Speaker A: Wow. You banana heads. This.
[01:46:51] Speaker C: I mean, I even thought about these in fucking 15 years.
[01:46:54] Speaker A: This next one was 1999 and he came back with another banger album. People forget about this one, but it's still got some.
[01:47:00] Speaker C: Right after my first. Blood of My Blood. It's the second album that he released.
[01:47:04] Speaker A: It's the third. Technically.
[01:47:05] Speaker C: Well, yeah, but in the same year.
[01:47:07] Speaker A: No, no, this is 1999. It's the next year.
[01:47:10] Speaker B: The next year.
[01:47:11] Speaker C: Okay.
[01:47:12] Speaker B: This is a crazy three. Three albums.
[01:47:14] Speaker A: It. It is. Yeah. When you. Yeah, it absolutely is. I'll give you a hint. It's got a. It's got a big kind of giving it away.
[01:47:21] Speaker B: Give you X. Gonna give it to you on that.
[01:47:23] Speaker A: Party up is on this album. What these want is on this album. What's My name is on this album. This thing is loaded.
[01:47:31] Speaker B: You could make a case that this.
[01:47:32] Speaker A: Is this his biggest album. Yeah, well, radio hit wise. Yeah.
[01:47:36] Speaker B: Yeah.
[01:47:37] Speaker A: Absolutely.
[01:47:37] Speaker B: Absolutely no idea.
[01:47:39] Speaker A: And then there was X.
Al, you suck. What the is wrong with you, man?
[01:47:45] Speaker C: Well, we haven't thought about these in 15 years.
[01:47:47] Speaker A: Yeah.
Right up your guys.
[01:47:50] Speaker B: That's too big of an album.
[01:47:51] Speaker A: Way too big of an album to not remember that. That's a big miss on Al's part. This is another album that kind of gets forgotten about. I didn't even realize these songs were on this album. Of DMX's. Who We Be is on this album. We. Right here is on this album.
[01:48:04] Speaker C: Album.
[01:48:05] Speaker A: The song with Faith Hill, We Be.
[01:48:11] Speaker B: I'm gonna add that to a playlist. That's such a good.
[01:48:13] Speaker A: I'm gonna give you a hint. It's like a dark album cover. Like, it's like a.
I forgot he even put this.
[01:48:22] Speaker B: They don't know We Be.
[01:48:28] Speaker A: No nothing.
[01:48:29] Speaker B: I wish we could put that on our. Like, that would be our instrument.
[01:48:34] Speaker A: I don't know what is the Great Depression.
[01:48:36] Speaker C: Yes. I knew that, Justin.
[01:48:38] Speaker A: That was like. Right.
[01:48:42] Speaker C: I told you I'm not good at album cover.
[01:48:44] Speaker B: He's quitting food court because he's a little.
[01:48:46] Speaker C: Oh, because of you.
[01:48:47] Speaker B: I'm just trying to get the best out of you.
[01:48:48] Speaker A: We're going to go to another. Do you want something more up your alley? Are you enjoying this? You want me to stop doing this?
[01:48:53] Speaker C: You can do whatever you want.
[01:48:54] Speaker A: All right?
[01:48:54] Speaker B: You're the guest, dude. We're here for you.
[01:48:56] Speaker A: Yeah, I guess so.
[01:48:57] Speaker C: This is Marco's podcast.
[01:48:58] Speaker A: What the. Was I. Oh, I had another one that I wanted to pull up here.
[01:49:01] Speaker B: What's going on with. Shut up, Mark. You doing any more podcast? Podcast? You got anything?
[01:49:04] Speaker A: Yeah, we just took January off. Just refreshed for the new year. Yeah, February. We'll be back. We'll release the Ramiro Torres episode in like a week. Just to do like a holdover episode.
[01:49:12] Speaker B: Romero.
[01:49:13] Speaker A: We did that like the first week of December, actually. Yeah. So we're just gonna catch up on some clips, and then we'll release that, like, January, like, in the.
[01:49:18] Speaker B: Did he have anything good to say? Like, he was great.
[01:49:20] Speaker A: He was awesome. Yeah. The early days of jamming 94. 5 and, like, how he bounced around and everything.
[01:49:24] Speaker B: Great thing.
[01:49:26] Speaker A: Yeah, no, he was. He was cool, man. Shout out to Ramiro. He was great.
Another guy. One you. You guys should know. This guy is, again, right in your wheelhouse. Ludicrous. Give me his first four albums.
[01:49:39] Speaker B: This is where I'm gonna have trouble with Luda. Luda has got more hits than anybody. He's got a ton of albums.
[01:49:44] Speaker A: Is he maybe the most underrated, like, rapper maybe ever?
[01:49:46] Speaker B: Like, Chicken and Beers, like, his fifth?
[01:49:48] Speaker A: Okay. Chicken and Beer is his third.
[01:49:50] Speaker B: Third. Okay.
[01:49:51] Speaker A: There was two before this one. The first One was in 2000. Nope.
[01:49:55] Speaker C: No. Boom Box. You're thinking of.
[01:49:57] Speaker B: No, no. Boom Box is outcast.
[01:49:59] Speaker C: Yeah.
[01:50:00] Speaker A: Boombox is not outcast. Speaker box is outcast. And that. There goes my next.
[01:50:04] Speaker C: But I knew what he meant. What is the.
[01:50:07] Speaker A: This first out. I'm gonna give you a hint. I'll give you a hint with the songs. What's your fantasy is on this album?
[01:50:12] Speaker B: Yeah.
[01:50:12] Speaker A: Southern Hospitality's on this album.
[01:50:15] Speaker B: I'm gonna call it Southern Hospitality. The album name.
[01:50:17] Speaker A: No.
[01:50:18] Speaker C: No, it's not.
[01:50:19] Speaker B: Figured it would be a double thing.
[01:50:22] Speaker C: Something about Chicken and Beer.
[01:50:23] Speaker B: That's the third.
[01:50:24] Speaker A: Chicken and Beers is third. That's like, so Chicken and Beer has.
[01:50:28] Speaker C: Well, somebody's got a fat lip. Is that Chicken and Beer?
[01:50:30] Speaker A: Chicken and Be. No. Yeah. No, Chicken and Beer has Stand up on it. That's like that album. Yeah, like that album.
[01:50:39] Speaker C: That album was a smash.
[01:50:40] Speaker B: Hanging, like I mentioned, on my necklace.
[01:50:43] Speaker A: Back for the first time. It's his first album.
[01:50:46] Speaker B: I wouldn't know that.
[01:50:47] Speaker A: Okay. I didn't know you guys wouldn't have got that. The next album, I can't has rollout on it. Then area codes. Move. This is arguably his biggest album.
[01:50:59] Speaker B: All right, so I listen to Move a lot.
It's on.
[01:51:03] Speaker A: I got a 2000, 2001.
I'll give you a hint. It's kind of a cartoony album cover.
[01:51:13] Speaker C: Yeah, it's what's right up in his face, right?
[01:51:15] Speaker A: Yeah. Yes. Justin, you're. You could see. You could visualize it.
[01:51:19] Speaker C: Yeah, but I'm horrible with names. I, I, I know what album it is.
[01:51:23] Speaker B: Is he saying anything good, Nico? Because you're really into this press conference.
[01:51:26] Speaker D: Yeah, man, I'm, I'm. Play it up. He's answering he's answering the questions very, very directly. And he's telling, saying basically everybody's everybody in my eyes. I don't care who they are, where they are. They're all starting from ground zero with me. Said so everybody's got.
[01:51:40] Speaker A: I love that everybody's got something to prove.
[01:51:42] Speaker C: Oh, they got to do something. Who do you think they're drafting?
[01:51:46] Speaker D: He just, he just said it. They just asked him. They said, Robert Kraft's going to open up the checkbook to you what it sounds like to him. His main priorities right now are going to be getting after the passer, protecting the passer.
[01:51:57] Speaker A: So, yeah, that's smart. He's got to build this team from the line of scrimmage out.
[01:52:00] Speaker D: 4Th round pick. Depending on the 4th overall pick, depending on who it is, he might take Will Campbell or he's going to take or Abdul Kad, the edge rusher from Penn State.
[01:52:10] Speaker A: But I will say this, the word on Abdul Carter is people are going to think he's Micah Parsons. He's not.
[01:52:15] Speaker D: He's not Micah Parsons, but he'll be good ferocious sense. Mike Vrabel plays in a scheme where it's exactly how, how they beat Tom Brady. It's four down linemen.
[01:52:25] Speaker A: Yep.
[01:52:26] Speaker D: That can go after the quarterback. It's. I'm sorry, it's three. It's three or four down linemen. And it's a base defensive and he.
[01:52:32] Speaker A: But he always four linebackers.
[01:52:34] Speaker D: So I'm gonna see. You're gonna. I think that his, his, his accusations. He's obviously gonna have to address offensive talent. He knows that I'm thinking though, but this guy's gonna want to get the most out of everybody and like, not play games. So you have a kid like Jaylen Polk, right. That came out say is the best hands in the league. Clearly in mental cases, he literally was.
[01:52:54] Speaker A: The worst receiver metrically in the entire league this year.
[01:52:57] Speaker B: I'm almost positive it's a mental thing.
[01:52:58] Speaker D: There's clearly a lot of stuff that just got away from Mayo. This guy seems like he's honing everybody in. He's got high. I mean, Taylor Lean's video was very good.
[01:53:09] Speaker A: What did he say? It was like on silent on my phone. I couldn't watch it. I forget what it was saying.
[01:53:14] Speaker D: Listen, what you're going to get is in a lot of those one score games that we have that we all sit here and go, how the did we lose? We're gonna win. He said he's gonna demand the most out of everybody. Like he's Saying one thing about everybody that's on his team. You better start getting to know everybody. The ins and outs, because that's how he rolls. That's even what I've heard from him. He knows the Jan. He knows everyone.
[01:53:36] Speaker B: Yeah.
[01:53:36] Speaker D: The janitor to the fourth coach that helps the offensive line help. Juan said it. He'll call you out in those. In those individual meetings and say, who's this? What's this person do? Just to make sure that, like, you're completely, like, honed in. I love it. The guy clearly has no problem being himself, which is the best thing in the world. I think he'll stay true to his guns. I think that he got the shitty rap in Tennessee. They took everything away from that guy. He. They didn't re sign Derrick Henry. Crazy. They let AJ Brown go for nothing. Nuts. He had that ODing with DeAndre Hopkins as well. Like that. Like that was just unfortunate.
[01:54:12] Speaker A: How about the fact that he lost Tanny Hill to the AFC championship game? That bum.
[01:54:20] Speaker B: He was the AFC champion.
[01:54:21] Speaker A: Yeah. Yes. The year they beat the Pats. I'm pretty sure they went to the AFC Championship game and lost. No, I'm telling.
[01:54:27] Speaker C: Make it to the AFC champion.
[01:54:28] Speaker A: Wait a minute. I thought I could have swore they made that.
[01:54:32] Speaker B: You know, I feel like we were wildcard. He went to the divisional round.
[01:54:35] Speaker A: That was.
[01:54:36] Speaker C: He won like two.
[01:54:36] Speaker A: I ended up being wrong. The last time they were There was Steve McNair before they lost to the Rams in 1990.
[01:54:41] Speaker B: Before he blew his brains out.
[01:54:43] Speaker A: Yeah, the. The Chiefs first. The Chiefs in 2020. I was right.
[01:54:48] Speaker C: Okay.
[01:54:48] Speaker D: Yeah, you're right.
[01:54:49] Speaker C: He's right.
[01:54:50] Speaker B: Wow.
[01:54:51] Speaker D: For once, he comes with experience. He comes high school. He was. He is by far. He was the top candidate across the board for whoever wanted them to be the next head coach. Mike Rabel, who's the best name out there.
[01:55:03] Speaker B: I think that he's going to stop. A lot of dysfunction. Mayo seemed like he had a lot of dysfunction.
[01:55:07] Speaker C: We address the offense. Who are we getting? Because we're not signing T. Higgins. We're going to run the same offense. They're going to win.
[01:55:14] Speaker B: Negativity.
[01:55:15] Speaker C: They might win maybe six games instead of four.
[01:55:18] Speaker A: That's crazy to think that. Justin, I think with a retooled a new coach, you could. This team could easily be.
[01:55:23] Speaker C: I gave them two more games, seven.
[01:55:25] Speaker A: And eight just right.
[01:55:26] Speaker C: So, Justin, you're not going to win every close game like that. Winning two more is fair enough. I will say more if they run the same offense out there.
[01:55:36] Speaker B: Yeah, they're not going to run the same offense.
[01:55:38] Speaker C: I'm just saying that's the thing that's.
[01:55:40] Speaker D: We're gonna. You're also gonna have to see who he brings onto his staff as like who's available for.
[01:55:45] Speaker C: Sorry, I didn't mean to cut you off. Who's available for defensive players for unfree agency.
[01:55:49] Speaker A: Hold on. I'm gonna. I'm gonna look this up right now.
[01:55:51] Speaker C: So we know who's available for offensive players. And you're not getting T. Higgins. You might get the word out of.
[01:55:57] Speaker A: The word out of the inside of the NFL from a player's perspective not to flex connects or anything like that. Is that the Bengals are not going to let T. Higgins go. I think Justin.
[01:56:07] Speaker C: They're not letting him go.
[01:56:08] Speaker D: We talked about that.
[01:56:09] Speaker C: Yeah. He wants to be there. And Joe Burrow is like their best friends. He wants to play with him.
[01:56:15] Speaker A: Defensive back talent. You're gonna have somebody like DJ Reed from the Jets. Javon Holland the safety from the Dolphins. Who's good. Raul Douglas. I forget where he plays.
[01:56:25] Speaker C: I can see them drafting Raul Douglas.
[01:56:29] Speaker D: Douglas is even on Green Bay or the or the always on the Bills right now.
[01:56:33] Speaker A: Okay. You. You might be right on that. I. I honestly wouldn't.
[01:56:37] Speaker D: I. I.
[01:56:38] Speaker A: That kid Trey Smith from the Chiefs is going to be a free agent. The guard. The old guard. Left guard.
[01:56:43] Speaker D: I think that's where he's going to address.
[01:56:45] Speaker C: Mainly that's what I'm saying. Sign and draft some offense.
[01:56:49] Speaker A: You know who else is a free agent? But I. It's just again with the.
He's. He's going to come. He's going to be coming off another injury as Godwin Love him as a player went over.
[01:57:00] Speaker D: Justin went over the offensive talent. It's nothing to really b at the only person that you're bing at is that. Is that T. Higgins and I realistically. Let's just go with that.
[01:57:09] Speaker A: I can see them going with Amari Cooper for a veteran presence in the wide receiver core that's reliable and and fundamentally sound. Ronnie Stanley, the left tackle for the Ravens will also be a free agent.
[01:57:19] Speaker D: You gotta see though.
[01:57:20] Speaker C: Okay. Can I ask you guys a serious question?
[01:57:23] Speaker A: Yeah.
[01:57:23] Speaker C: Let's say this Patriots team doesn't win for the next two years. On top of this year that they just lost with Drake May. They don't win more than six games a season. How much leash does Drake May have?
[01:57:35] Speaker A: Drake May is going to. I think he's going to fulfill his rookie contract four or five years.
[01:57:39] Speaker D: Don't do you.
[01:57:40] Speaker C: But if he loses if they don't win more than four or five games. 3.
[01:57:45] Speaker A: He played phenomenal this year and they fucking won four games and he was great.
[01:57:49] Speaker C: He did not say phenomenal.
[01:57:50] Speaker A: I thought he was. He was pretty exceptional.
[01:57:52] Speaker D: I think that he did. Suitable for what? Obviously you have to give to the extent what was on his plate. What did he have to choose from? He didn't have a lot. He didn't have.
[01:58:00] Speaker A: I got to pee real quick.
[01:58:01] Speaker D: Help him a lot.
I. I'm with it. I'm on the stance of that. He's got experience. Experience.
He's going to demand more out of this team. Like Al was saying. I think there was a lot of different people on a lot of different pages.
[01:58:16] Speaker C: How long before the fans quit on him?
[01:58:20] Speaker B: Two years.
[01:58:21] Speaker A: First person to quit on him.
[01:58:23] Speaker D: Year three.
[01:58:24] Speaker C: I think he had. I think the third year as well.
[01:58:26] Speaker D: Mid year three because you got to see if there's anything. Josh Allen had a lot of trouble first of course he was a turnover machine even up until last year. Turnover machine. This is the big thing why he's going to win the mvp.
[01:58:38] Speaker C: I don't think he is as a turnover different. They just made Lamar the same people that vote for MVP and all that he is they the same people that are going to vote for MVP and they just made Lamar first team all pro and Josh Allen didn't make that.
[01:58:59] Speaker D: Which is a little crazy to me.
[01:59:01] Speaker C: I mean he has the most passing yards and rushing yards for any quarterback in the history of ever in the same year. Yes, I.
[01:59:10] Speaker D: When you put their stuff next to each other it doesn't even look close.
But you gotta grantedly think. Look at what Lamar had this season. They've setting them up to really make a run. Buffalo we thought wasn't gonna really bring that heat.
[01:59:25] Speaker C: Yeah, no, I get it.
[01:59:26] Speaker D: They empty too. They had nothing.
[01:59:28] Speaker C: Well, they looked like the first half and then they scored like three touchdowns.
[01:59:33] Speaker A: With like 10 minutes left with Justin's fish favorite player.
[01:59:35] Speaker C: Yeah, he is speaking.
[01:59:36] Speaker A: It's really quick question by the way for everybody else. I don't know how much longer you guys wanted to go.
Who is somebody you will after this year never draft in fantasy football again.
[01:59:47] Speaker D: After this year.
[01:59:48] Speaker A: Yeah, after this season. I don't know if anybody got burned by anybody. Justin obviously won a league so he's probably in Even CJ Shroud wasn't smart.
[01:59:57] Speaker D: They figured him.
[01:59:57] Speaker B: Oh yeah.
[01:59:59] Speaker C: That that turned out to be sophomore slump and all. He had a lot of his receivers get hurt.
[02:00:04] Speaker A: That's also true.
They all Died at one point or another in the season.
[02:00:08] Speaker D: Like had nobody and still was suitable.
[02:00:11] Speaker C: Well, he doesn't have nobody, cuz. Shakir is second for Yakyads.
[02:00:16] Speaker A: Yeah.
[02:00:17] Speaker C: Behind Jama Chase. So it's not like you have nobody.
[02:00:19] Speaker D: But you weren't.
[02:00:22] Speaker A: You also have to give up.
[02:00:23] Speaker C: Tell me that he's just not a big name.
[02:00:24] Speaker D: You weren't going to tell me though. That kid Kahil Cahill, Shahir Shakir was going to be second behind Jamar Chase and Yakyads when we first.
[02:00:32] Speaker A: Well, I mean. I mean somebody had to be do it.
[02:00:36] Speaker C: Yeah.
[02:00:37] Speaker A: I mean they were going to be good at Coleman.
[02:00:39] Speaker C: He's going to have a really strong second year.
[02:00:41] Speaker D: James Cook helped them.
[02:00:43] Speaker C: James Cook was. He had.
[02:00:46] Speaker A: I think he's the most underrated running back in the league.
[02:00:48] Speaker C: But he's not now, right?
[02:00:49] Speaker A: No, no, he.
[02:00:51] Speaker C: Well, he was a turnover machine, but he addressed that.
He.
Did he break the franchise record for rushing touchdowns? He broke it.
[02:01:02] Speaker D: He was gonna win. He was gonna win the. The. The crown for most touchdowns. And then the last game, Gibbs had three.
[02:01:10] Speaker C: Yeah.
[02:01:10] Speaker D: And. And they were.
[02:01:11] Speaker A: That's crazy.
[02:01:12] Speaker B: Cook got one up on him.
[02:01:13] Speaker D: And then Gibbs got three final in that final year.
[02:01:18] Speaker A: Who is somebody you'll never draft again though?
[02:01:20] Speaker D: Someone I'll never draft again.
[02:01:21] Speaker A: I can tell you who mine is.
[02:01:24] Speaker C: Who?
[02:01:24] Speaker A: Anthony Richardson.
[02:01:26] Speaker B: He sucks.
[02:01:26] Speaker C: Yeah. Why would you ever draft him in the first?
[02:01:28] Speaker A: Because he fell to me and Tommy in the seventh round.
[02:01:30] Speaker C: He's played three games. You guys your whole draft up, huh?
[02:01:34] Speaker B: You want Joe Milton, but I would rather have Anthony Richardson.
[02:01:38] Speaker C: No.
[02:01:39] Speaker B: Yeah.
[02:01:39] Speaker C: No, he's not.
[02:01:40] Speaker A: Justin.
[02:01:40] Speaker C: Joe Milton has a way better round.
[02:01:42] Speaker D: That's you. That's you just greasing the out of.
[02:01:44] Speaker C: Joe Milton has a better round.
[02:01:46] Speaker B: He doesn't realize that. Joe Milton sucks. Dude. Six years of college sucked.
[02:01:49] Speaker D: If Joe. If. If we ever come to.
[02:01:51] Speaker C: He didn't. Didn't start six years in the in.
[02:01:54] Speaker B: Yes, he did. He played college six years.
[02:01:56] Speaker C: He start six years.
[02:01:57] Speaker B: He sucked.
[02:01:57] Speaker C: Justin did not start six years. He started one year.
[02:02:01] Speaker D: No, he lost. He lost the Michigan job.
[02:02:03] Speaker B: Yeah.
[02:02:04] Speaker D: That's what made him transfer.
[02:02:05] Speaker B: He sucks, bro. Joe Mountain's a bum.
[02:02:08] Speaker C: Listen, superstar Joe Milton to always have.
[02:02:11] Speaker D: Someone that's a suitable backup. We all know how that goes.
I think it's smart to keep him and I think he keeps a competitive standpoint point for me for sure.
[02:02:20] Speaker B: I can get by with that.
[02:02:22] Speaker A: I think Joe Milton is. Isn't ever gonna come remotely close if you flip Joe. You know what they should do right now? Flip Joe Milton for like a third or fourth round pick and you immediately succeeded with the draft pick.
[02:02:34] Speaker B: Me up on the phone and said.
[02:02:36] Speaker D: I'll give you the, the last pick in the third round.
[02:02:39] Speaker A: I'll drive him to Kansas City.
[02:02:41] Speaker D: Absolutely no problem.
[02:02:43] Speaker A: 100%.
[02:02:43] Speaker D: That's a, that's a great exchange and you got great value. Somebody that was taking like the fifth round six.
[02:02:49] Speaker A: Yeah.
[02:02:49] Speaker D: You can't put like, like a wrap on somebody like that. Like a ceiling on someone like that. In my opinion, when the last pick. You guys going to say system, that's cool. Brock Purdy was literally the last pick in the draft and he definitely showed signs of, of being able to be.
[02:03:06] Speaker A: At least Brock Purdy was the last pick in the draft and Mr. And 20 teams in the NFL would take him as their starting quarterback right now.
[02:03:14] Speaker B: 100%.
[02:03:14] Speaker D: Right.
[02:03:15] Speaker C: How do you feel? I think bold take, but I think Carolina is going to be much better next year than they were.
[02:03:20] Speaker A: I feel like Bryce Young ended the year pretty like he, he did bench and came back.
[02:03:25] Speaker D: He was like the one thing that. You seen that spot. He actually did.
[02:03:28] Speaker C: Because they're gonna get another high draft pick.
[02:03:31] Speaker D: They're another team.
They ain't much there.
[02:03:34] Speaker C: Yeah.
[02:03:34] Speaker D: Their defense is abysmal. I mean it's, it. Look at the teams that are in the even right now. Now like look at the teams that, that are in the playoffs. All these teams, they've got.
[02:03:45] Speaker A: I will say the draft, the pick of the year, draft wise. I'm not saying it because I picked because not. I'm not going to say because I picked him because it was irrelevant on my team, obviously, but I picked him in three different leagues.
[02:03:55] Speaker C: Chuba Hubbard was a fumble.
[02:03:57] Speaker A: No, Chuba Hubbard was the pick of the draft.
[02:03:59] Speaker D: Didn't know.
[02:04:00] Speaker C: Yeah, he was great.
[02:04:01] Speaker A: He went in like the 13th round. He finished like the, the running back seven.
[02:04:05] Speaker B: Yeah, he was like.
[02:04:06] Speaker A: He was a fucking beast. Al, who's the guy you're not picking again ever again.
[02:04:09] Speaker B: Ever again.
[02:04:11] Speaker A: Burnt you bad this year?
[02:04:12] Speaker B: Probably just my partner. Just my fantasy partner, Richie. Yeah, it's just bad. Bad juju bad.
[02:04:17] Speaker A: Do I, do I don't. I don't jump teams again, do I?
[02:04:20] Speaker B: You might have to.
[02:04:20] Speaker C: Someone that, that I didn't draft, that I would never draft is San Francisco. What's his name?
No, no, wide receiver.
[02:04:29] Speaker B: Auk.
[02:04:29] Speaker C: Brandon Auk. Brandon Auk.
[02:04:32] Speaker A: Yeah, but Brandon Auk.
[02:04:33] Speaker D: People that I would honestly never pick pick in my life.
[02:04:36] Speaker C: Yeah.
[02:04:36] Speaker D: Deontay Johnson.
[02:04:37] Speaker C: I would, I would have never. Oh, that's A bad pick.
[02:04:39] Speaker A: I took Deontay Johnson in like the ninth round and again that.
[02:04:43] Speaker D: Go back and look at the ninth round. You probably could have helped yourself. Christian Kirk. Bum bum also if you drafted.
[02:04:53] Speaker A: I didn't draft Christian Kirk.
[02:04:54] Speaker D: You did draft Christian.
[02:04:56] Speaker A: Nope.
[02:04:56] Speaker D: You did.
[02:04:57] Speaker A: Want to bet the fot Sucker did?
[02:05:00] Speaker D: No, I don't want to bet that.
[02:05:01] Speaker A: But okay. I didn't draft for Christian Kirk.
[02:05:04] Speaker D: You say questionable people. You took Brandon iu.
[02:05:07] Speaker A: I did take Brandon IUK again in the sixth round.
[02:05:11] Speaker B: I gotta go check.
[02:05:12] Speaker A: Fifth. Sixth round. Brandon Iuk went. Yeah, he fell. He fell.
[02:05:16] Speaker D: He might have because.
[02:05:17] Speaker C: But how do you. How do you have Kyron Williams as.
[02:05:19] Speaker B: Your last pick overall and be that bad?
[02:05:22] Speaker C: Not win a single game?
[02:05:24] Speaker A: Buddy, I. We drafted a pretty good team.
[02:05:26] Speaker C: No, you didn't.
[02:05:27] Speaker A: Yes, we did.
[02:05:27] Speaker C: You won one game because they all threw the game.
[02:05:30] Speaker A: It didn't. It didn't matter. But like I.
[02:05:32] Speaker B: It.
[02:05:32] Speaker A: We. We drafted a pretty good team.
[02:05:34] Speaker C: No, you didn't though, because you got. You didn't. In your mind you did, but in reality you didn't. And I'll tell you why you didn't is because you won one game.
[02:05:43] Speaker A: Okay, but so look at our. You can't even look at our. How do you call.
[02:05:46] Speaker D: It would have been as if every week you played the highest score. And that's just how fantasy sometimes goes.
[02:05:52] Speaker C: But that you had.
You average 129 points per game. This is what they're saying the highest was 156.
[02:06:01] Speaker A: The highest we scored all year.
[02:06:03] Speaker C: No. No points per game.
[02:06:04] Speaker A: Okay.
[02:06:05] Speaker C: That gives a whole points. A lot.
[02:06:07] Speaker A: All right, so we scored. Yeah. 26 less points than the best. The highest scoring team in the league.
[02:06:12] Speaker C: No, the average is. Everyone was around 1.
[02:06:15] Speaker D: That kid.
[02:06:16] Speaker C: 128. 1. Okay. Magarisi who went on a run at the end lost five games in a row.
[02:06:22] Speaker A: Did he really?
[02:06:23] Speaker C: Yeah.
[02:06:23] Speaker A: Wow.
[02:06:25] Speaker D: I had an outstanding last three games.
[02:06:27] Speaker A: Yeah, but Al, who did you. Al, who do. Who would you. Who are you not picking again? I mean, you didn't have a great year.
[02:06:32] Speaker D: Draft. Safe on.
[02:06:33] Speaker C: I'm sorry. I lied. Kirk averaged 117 points per game.
[02:06:39] Speaker B: Kirk Cousins.
[02:06:41] Speaker A: Not really.
[02:06:42] Speaker B: Sucks.
[02:06:43] Speaker A: Yeah. I don't know, man.
[02:06:44] Speaker B: Kyle Pitts, you.
[02:06:46] Speaker A: Yeah. Yep.
[02:06:48] Speaker D: I can't believe.
[02:06:49] Speaker A: Yep.
[02:06:50] Speaker B: Bree hall sucked this year too. Kind of.
[02:06:52] Speaker A: Yeah.
[02:06:52] Speaker B: He position.
[02:06:53] Speaker A: I don't think.
[02:06:53] Speaker C: Okay, so your three best players were you traded for Jaylen. Jalen Hurts. Is that correct?
[02:06:59] Speaker A: We traded Anthony Richardson and a receiver, if I'm not mistaken, for Jalen Hurts.
[02:07:05] Speaker C: Okay, so you have Jalen hurts. Chuba Hubbard.
[02:07:07] Speaker A: Yeah.
[02:07:07] Speaker C: Kyron Williams.
[02:07:08] Speaker A: Yep.
[02:07:09] Speaker C: Mike Evans.
[02:07:09] Speaker A: Yup.
[02:07:10] Speaker C: Those are your top four.
[02:07:11] Speaker A: Yeah.
[02:07:12] Speaker B: It's not a bad top four.
[02:07:13] Speaker C: Okay, well, you still got 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 other positions to fill.
[02:07:18] Speaker A: Let me see this.
[02:07:18] Speaker B: Ray.
[02:07:18] Speaker A: Ray McLeod, that was at the end.
Michael Wilson, the At the end just.
[02:07:24] Speaker C: To pick up John O. Smith was actually pretty good. He. He finished by tight end four.
[02:07:29] Speaker A: But you didn' I didn't draft him.
[02:07:31] Speaker C: Okay. ETN.
[02:07:33] Speaker B: ETN's a good one to pick to never draft again.
[02:07:36] Speaker A: Yeah. Yes. So. Okay. So. Yeah. But why. Why would I. Why would I have not taken. Why would I have not taken Travis ETN in the third round?
[02:07:44] Speaker D: Because that's way.
[02:07:45] Speaker C: Because it's too much.
[02:07:46] Speaker B: Now it. Now it is.
[02:07:48] Speaker A: Now it is. Not at the time it would. It wouldn't be.
[02:07:51] Speaker D: I mean, in a three wide receiver league. My. My one thing that I did wrong. The same. We did the same thing. We picked.
[02:07:57] Speaker B: Not to pivot off a fantasy. I know we're talking about fantasy, but does this ever happen to you, Justin, because you're in a relationship, right?
Women, they're just ridiculous.
[02:08:07] Speaker C: It's true.
[02:08:07] Speaker B: Do you ever like walk in, you could tell you like girl or wife stressed out and you're just like, hey.
[02:08:12] Speaker C: What can I do?
[02:08:13] Speaker B: What can I do?
[02:08:14] Speaker C: Yep.
[02:08:15] Speaker B: And they give you the answer, like, open your eyes.
[02:08:18] Speaker C: It's like, it's not an answer. Just tell me.
[02:08:21] Speaker B: All you communication is give the list instead of having me open my eyes and magically try to think what. What you need. Open your mouth.
[02:08:30] Speaker C: Well, we're not mind readers.
[02:08:32] Speaker B: We're not mind readers. Write a list down. Tell us what we need to do. Does this happen to you yet, Nico?
[02:08:39] Speaker C: Well, if I were to open for sure. If I were to open my eyes.
[02:08:42] Speaker D: And I'm the type of person where I'm literally same thing. Yeah. Listen, how can I help?
[02:08:47] Speaker B: That's it.
[02:08:47] Speaker D: Run to the store and get you something while you're on your way home from work? And. And I do that.
[02:08:52] Speaker C: And like, well, they're just stress balls.
[02:08:55] Speaker D: I do agree with you though. Like the all like. Like, how can't you see, like, when I'm asking you, like about food or anything like that? Like, how can I know unless you're.
[02:09:04] Speaker B: Just like, come on, like, just go hit it. Hit us with the list. We'll get the list done. You just. But you gotta say something. You gotta open your mouth.
[02:09:11] Speaker C: I agree. And if I'm gonna like, I'm sitting in your house right now.
And if. If she Was like, oh, there's so much to do. It looks like there's nothing to do.
I'm saying I don't see anything. Like the only. Maybe Nico's coat could go on the chair.
[02:09:28] Speaker B: But the point is, is that like even, like, how am I supposed to.
[02:09:31] Speaker C: It's not like the house.
[02:09:31] Speaker B: You want towels done? Like, I'm coming in the house. How can I help you? You seem stressed. I'm trying to take a load off of your shoulders. Do you want me to just run through this house with binoculars? Being like, with this. She needs on this. She needs done this. She needs done. It doesn't make any sense. Just give the list because if you ask me, I'll tell you. Okay, babe, can you get me some jeans? Jeans cleaned or. This needs to be done. This needs to be done. Can you do this?
[02:09:55] Speaker C: But you're also. Here's the thing too.
[02:09:56] Speaker B: It's like if there's a wire different.
[02:09:59] Speaker C: They are wired different.
[02:10:00] Speaker D: Like just an example, I took out the laundry that when I was staying for like the past week or whatever it was, I folded all the sheets, did all that. Okay. The one thing that that didn't do was I didn't put them away in the cabinet that they were supposed to go in.
[02:10:17] Speaker B: Oh yeah.
[02:10:18] Speaker D: And so I got told, like, oh, well, like, hey, you left the. You left the sheets out.
Next time put them away.
[02:10:26] Speaker B: Right.
[02:10:26] Speaker C: That's just nitpicking them.
[02:10:28] Speaker D: Now instead of doing that, just put them away and just say it maybe passively the next time that I do it. Like, or. Or like, hey, like, hey, if you.
[02:10:41] Speaker C: Don'T know where the sheets go, they go here. Just want to let you know, thank you for folding them and do. And washing them. That's the correct response.
[02:10:48] Speaker D: And then after I got like three texts after that. Like, cuz what am I going to respond back to? Like, hey, yeah, I just cleaned up. I had to put the sheets away. Since you.
[02:10:54] Speaker C: I would have said okay.
[02:10:55] Speaker D: I did. And I said okay.
[02:10:56] Speaker C: I would have given. Not even okay, I would have given you the okay symbol to let you know that I'm aggravated that you even said this to me.
[02:11:03] Speaker D: And now I'm gonna.
[02:11:05] Speaker B: Now.
[02:11:05] Speaker D: Now it's thanks for the. Thanks for the help and I appreciate you doing that. Just next time, throw them away.
[02:11:11] Speaker C: It's like, couldn't we have just started there? Well, you had to get aggravated.
[02:11:15] Speaker D: Yeah.
[02:11:15] Speaker B: So last week I would say, like.
[02:11:18] Speaker D: I purposely didn't put them away so that you had to put them away. Like, that was my attention.
[02:11:23] Speaker B: Yeah.
[02:11:23] Speaker D: Clearly, I forgot about them. I folded them.
[02:11:25] Speaker B: Yeah.
[02:11:26] Speaker D: And they're literally sitting there.
[02:11:28] Speaker C: All you had, and probably washed them.
[02:11:29] Speaker D: Pick them up. She washed them. I took them out of the dryer. I folded them.
[02:11:33] Speaker C: Why'd she leave them in the dryer?
[02:11:35] Speaker D: That was just. That. That was just what was left in the dryer.
[02:11:38] Speaker C: But you left them in the dryer, so it's on you at this point. You actually didn't put them away.
I took them out of the dryer and folded them so they wouldn't be wrinkly. You actually are the one that didn't put them away.
[02:11:50] Speaker B: I got one better. Because when you. It aggravates me. Like, when you try to help, and then they just feel like they're not grateful.
[02:11:58] Speaker C: It's crazy.
[02:11:59] Speaker B: So Alby is sick, has pneumonia, whatever. So we had to bring him to the doctors. I want to say Thursday or Friday of last year.
[02:12:06] Speaker C: In bed right now.
[02:12:06] Speaker B: No, no, no.
[02:12:07] Speaker C: He's.
[02:12:07] Speaker B: He's back. He's on antibiotics. He's in school today.
[02:12:10] Speaker D: Kids are worried.
[02:12:11] Speaker B: I think it was Friday. So Friday she goes. She brings him to. To the doctors. I'm starting to head to work. I'm like, oh, do you want to meet for lunch?
Go to the border?
[02:12:21] Speaker C: I.
[02:12:21] Speaker B: On the way out, I'm like, okay, I'll throw in some laundry. So I. I took a. Put in a load of laundry, hit start, then went to lunch to meet them because they were coming to meet me for lunch.
So I go to the board or whatever. I'm there. I'm like, oh, just to, you know, I put clothes in the washing machine. I figured I'd get them started for you. Just think that was. How does that help me? What do you mean, how does that help you?
[02:12:43] Speaker C: It's one less thing you have to do.
[02:12:44] Speaker B: One less. That doesn't help me. That's the easiest part of the laundry.
[02:12:47] Speaker C: Oh, my God.
[02:12:48] Speaker B: I'm like, yeah, but it. It could have not got done. Now it's a jump. You don't have to wait a full hour to push those over to the. She's like, now you're just giving me more stuff to do that. Like, it's just like. I thought that was, like, a good thing to do. You throw it in, put on the wash, and just go out.
[02:13:03] Speaker C: See, I'm spiteful. And now I'll just never do it again.
[02:13:06] Speaker B: That's what I told her. I said, now you get me to a point where, like, I don't want to help you.
[02:13:09] Speaker C: That's what it is.
[02:13:10] Speaker B: You're not helping. No, I'm. That's what she said.
[02:13:13] Speaker D: So helpful. I'm like, so whatever I can do, let me know. Like, I'll. I'll help you out.
But like the appreciation of the help sometimes just.
[02:13:25] Speaker C: Well, don't complain if I don't help. And then when I do help, don't complain I didn't do it. Right.
[02:13:30] Speaker B: Yes.
[02:13:31] Speaker C: Because that's just immediately going to make you not want to do anything.
[02:13:34] Speaker B: Right. Right.
[02:13:34] Speaker D: I don't ever want to touch the sheets again.
[02:13:36] Speaker C: Yeah, that's it.
[02:13:37] Speaker D: I don't want.
[02:13:38] Speaker C: You left them in the dryer.
She left them there.
[02:13:41] Speaker B: Yeah.
[02:13:42] Speaker C: And carried on with her life.
[02:13:43] Speaker D: And then went. And then, and then went away. Which I again, I'm. I'm. I'm there. I'm at the house watching the dog, doing the thing.
[02:13:50] Speaker C: Yeah, but you're already watching the dog. You're house sitting. It does not mean you have to do the laundry in her apartment.
[02:13:56] Speaker B: So helping them out.
[02:13:57] Speaker D: No, but we, you know, we. Whenever I stay there from. For a good portion of time. From time to time. So like I. And cool.
[02:14:04] Speaker B: I get it.
[02:14:05] Speaker D: I run the dishes.
[02:14:06] Speaker C: Yeah.
[02:14:06] Speaker D: Shits away.
[02:14:07] Speaker C: Yeah, that's cool. Trash.
[02:14:09] Speaker D: X, Y and Z.
[02:14:10] Speaker C: Do you think she realized how ungrateful that she sounded?
[02:14:13] Speaker B: No, they don't.
[02:14:14] Speaker D: No. It's more of like, I should have known.
[02:14:17] Speaker C: There's guys out there that won't do anything.
[02:14:19] Speaker B: There's actually. There's actually guys that beat the piss out of the.
[02:14:22] Speaker C: Yeah, there's guys that will just beat the. Out of you. For not. Not doing it. Yeah, for you not doing it.
[02:14:27] Speaker B: I do think that sometimes, like, if there was the threat of violence, the girls would act more.
[02:14:32] Speaker D: Right.
[02:14:32] Speaker B: Yeah.
[02:14:32] Speaker C: But you can't see. We're too nice.
[02:14:34] Speaker B: I know. I'm just saying back in the 50s, they would not say a word.
[02:14:38] Speaker C: No, you wouldn't even.
[02:14:39] Speaker B: They wouldn't say a word. All of a sudden she would have put those away.
[02:14:42] Speaker D: Done.
[02:14:43] Speaker B: Hung up by the.
[02:14:44] Speaker D: Have a hawk.
[02:14:45] Speaker B: If we're home, we're throwing down.
[02:14:48] Speaker A: We're throwing down.
[02:14:51] Speaker B: I love those memes. Do you ever see those memes? And they were like.
It's always like, you know, 1950s husband. It's just like a guy beating the piss out of the girl. Like. Like a wrestling. You know which one I'm talking about? You've never seen it.
[02:15:03] Speaker C: If I ever sat down and ate a meal and plenty of them. With your parents, both of the table. And I got up to grab my plate and put in the sink Your father would immediately tell me to sit back down.
[02:15:15] Speaker B: No, he wouldn't say that.
[02:15:16] Speaker C: Yeah, he. He has.
So sit down. You're gonna make me look. He. He. This is out of his mouth. Sit down. You're gonna make me look bad. She'll do it.
[02:15:26] Speaker B: She will.
It's different. It's a different. I get it's different growing up. My point and my only point about this whole thing is like, just be grateful someone's trying to help. You gotta look at like.
[02:15:37] Speaker C: We could have girlfriends on the side.
[02:15:41] Speaker B: Yeah, you could.
[02:15:42] Speaker C: You know.
[02:15:43] Speaker B: Yeah. Brian Walsh. F heard of him.
[02:15:46] Speaker C: I could have a whole nother girlfriend on the side.
[02:15:49] Speaker B: Marco got a kick out of that.
[02:15:50] Speaker A: I did.
[02:15:50] Speaker B: Yeah.
[02:15:51] Speaker C: All I'm saying is we're not. We're unicorns. That's what we are. No, we're unicorns.
[02:15:58] Speaker B: I've actually have it under like a lot of people I've talked to. It's like I don't know how Sabrina deals with Justin.
[02:16:04] Speaker C: I don't care what anybody.
[02:16:05] Speaker A: You are.
[02:16:06] Speaker B: You are as crazy as they get. I feel bad for Sabrina. I feel like you're the girl in that relationships in terms. In terms of the craziness.
[02:16:13] Speaker C: I don't think so.
[02:16:14] Speaker B: I think that you are the crazy one in the situation. Sabrina's probably just like, I don't know where I should put this laundry or where to fold it because Justin's gonna freak out. So I'll just throw it in the.
[02:16:24] Speaker C: No, that's what she does. And that's what makes me crazy. There's a difference.
[02:16:31] Speaker A: Listen, that's another episode of Bad.
[02:16:33] Speaker C: She got a year and a half of me doing everything in the house. Because now she's done now because she was pregnant. Pregnant and then she was. Now I just had a postpartum and she got a year and a half of me doing everything in the house. Now it's. It's time. It's hard to bring it up to polar weight.
[02:16:52] Speaker B: You sound as about as bad as you could be. No, it's just I demand and blow drops.
[02:16:58] Speaker A: It's a tough list.
[02:16:58] Speaker C: I didn't demand. I didn't demand them.
[02:17:00] Speaker B: You wouldn't even watch Wicked without whatever blowing you.
[02:17:03] Speaker C: Whatever.
[02:17:04] Speaker B: You do sound a little crazy. Now you've been talking and you would try to hit your kid on camera.
[02:17:08] Speaker C: I never hit my kid on close.
[02:17:10] Speaker B: No idea or get nervous.
[02:17:12] Speaker C: I don't give a what people think if. Listen. If you are listening. I don't care what you think about me.
[02:17:17] Speaker B: I like that.
[02:17:18] Speaker C: I don't care if you like me, hate me, love me, want to see me die? Go yourself. I'll look you dead in the eyes. Right to your face. I don't care if you're like my buddy. I'll tell you to go yourself. Right to your face.
[02:17:30] Speaker B: And your mother to too.
[02:17:32] Speaker C: Yeah, exactly.
She's a.
[02:17:35] Speaker A: Thank you for tuning in to another episode of Bad Guys.
[02:17:37] Speaker B: It was good. This is an original episode we got.
[02:17:40] Speaker C: If you listen this far, you're clearly a loser and a de.
[02:17:44] Speaker B: Huge loser. Huge degenerate.
[02:17:47] Speaker A: Thank you for tuning into the world's shittiest podcast.
[02:17:49] Speaker B: Yes, it's by far the shittiest.
[02:17:51] Speaker A: I mean, this is garbage. You know what I'm saying?
[02:17:54] Speaker C: Yeah.
[02:17:54] Speaker B: Thanks, guys. Obviously we have to say you fat sucker, because you're a scumbag. You're always hating in the comments.
[02:18:00] Speaker C: 24 7. Who's more of a loser?
[02:18:02] Speaker B: Us doing this podcast. Are you being a hater in the comments just ever?
[02:18:05] Speaker C: And it's like you think I'm.
[02:18:06] Speaker B: This is why the kids got nothing going for him.
[02:18:09] Speaker C: Nothing. This is why this kid's a bo.
[02:18:11] Speaker A: What's the.
[02:18:12] Speaker D: What's the 2.50 pile? I would eat?
[02:18:14] Speaker A: Like.
[02:18:14] Speaker B: Yeah, that's exactly.
[02:18:15] Speaker A: Yeah, he does.
[02:18:16] Speaker B: And he's got an ex with massive tits.
[02:18:20] Speaker A: To win 37 to win 3750 on a 12 leg pod.
[02:18:24] Speaker C: Delete this. We're gonna delete this from now.
[02:18:27] Speaker B: If he hits that egg leg podcast LA. He can't even afford gold fever wings at the 90. But God bless me.
[02:18:33] Speaker A: Good thing. Diet Cokes. A dollar 75 still.
[02:18:35] Speaker C: Yeah, that's what he's got going for him.
[02:18:36] Speaker A: Pepsi, whatever.
[02:18:37] Speaker C: All right, guys. Thank you. Check out Mark Lewis on all platforms.
[02:18:41] Speaker B: Shut up. Mark's coming back.
[02:18:43] Speaker A: I definitely need the five people that listen to this podcast to tune into my. Please.
[02:18:47] Speaker C: Potentially six.
[02:18:49] Speaker A: It's potentially six.
[02:18:49] Speaker C: You're right, it is six.
[02:18:50] Speaker A: No good to be back. I probably be back next week while I'm off this month from the show. So they'd have me back. I'll probably be back and. And shitty takes on the show.
[02:19:01] Speaker B: We actually have a guest next week that we should probably tell about so he can prepare.
[02:19:06] Speaker C: He needs to prepare.
[02:19:07] Speaker A: Is this somebody Nico needs to prepare for?
[02:19:08] Speaker C: Nico told us he needs to prepare for weeks.
[02:19:11] Speaker B: He said one time.
[02:19:12] Speaker C: I said, even for Marco, we actually have a road game. We have a road game next week.
[02:19:18] Speaker A: What?
[02:19:18] Speaker D: I mean, we.
[02:19:19] Speaker B: This. This just came up.
[02:19:20] Speaker C: This all just happened.
[02:19:21] Speaker A: Okay. Who is it? Do you want to say who it is? What?
[02:19:23] Speaker D: Always. This is how it always go?
[02:19:26] Speaker C: Well, the road games in re.
[02:19:28] Speaker B: You have seven days.
[02:19:29] Speaker C: The road games in reveal for a head. For just a head, you're getting seven days. That's a heads up.
[02:19:35] Speaker D: But I just love see how like more than we ever get over on the road. Okay.
[02:19:40] Speaker C: It's a road game in Ria.
Hopefully you get a tune.
[02:19:44] Speaker A: Are you going on Joey Numbers podcast?
[02:19:46] Speaker C: No, we. No, no, no. We're doing our podcast road game going to somebody else. We're.
[02:19:53] Speaker A: We're doing a road in Riva, Massachusetts.
[02:19:56] Speaker B: We can't tell you now. Now it's now everyone's thinking about it. Billy Bags house. That's what we're going to.
[02:20:01] Speaker C: Billy Bags, gang.
[02:20:03] Speaker A: Let's go.
[02:20:04] Speaker C: We're going to Billy Bags, baby.
[02:20:06] Speaker B: Let's go, kid.
[02:20:07] Speaker A: That's elite. Let's get.
[02:20:08] Speaker C: All right, you got to tune in.
[02:20:09] Speaker B: Next week, T. Next week.
[02:20:11] Speaker A: All right, see you guys next week.
[02:20:48] Speaker B: Ra.