Ep 92 | Trump Shot

[00:00:44] Speaker A: So this espresso is kind of pissing me off. Lot of grains in here. [00:00:48] Speaker B: Well, you were struggling with it. [00:00:50] Speaker A: Yeah, I was struggling with the bed. [00:00:51] Speaker B: So let me see it. [00:00:53] Speaker A: See little spectacles in there. [00:00:55] Speaker C: We were too busy thinking about the shit on the porch. [00:00:59] Speaker A: That's what it was, the shit on the porch? [00:01:00] Speaker B: Yeah, there's a lot. [00:01:01] Speaker A: There was a couple logs on there. It was like six poops in there. [00:01:06] Speaker C: That's what you think. [00:01:07] Speaker A: I know for a fact. [00:01:08] Speaker C: For a fact. [00:01:09] Speaker B: Six different sitting. [00:01:09] Speaker A: Six different sittings. Now they shoot shit. Three logs every time they shit. [00:01:13] Speaker B: Okay, so there's maybe. Maybe twelve to 15. [00:01:17] Speaker C: I took a picture of it. Do you want me to count how many shits are up there? [00:01:20] Speaker A: I don't really care. [00:01:20] Speaker C: There's a lot. [00:01:21] Speaker A: I got my patio done. [00:01:23] Speaker C: It was like half the patio was just covered in shit. [00:01:26] Speaker B: It was just like, deck, the deck. The deck. [00:01:28] Speaker A: The deck is next to go. [00:01:30] Speaker C: They took an up a decca. [00:01:32] Speaker A: They advised not to have the dog shit on the patio because they just got it done. So what do you expect? [00:01:38] Speaker C: No, I get it. I mean, maybe just pick it up every once in a while. [00:01:42] Speaker A: I. Well, you know, maybe I probably should have picked up before you two loses. Came up. [00:01:47] Speaker C: Did you think we wouldn't talk about. [00:01:49] Speaker A: No. [00:01:50] Speaker C: And bring it up? What's the first thing you would do if this was my house? My dog just shit everywhere. [00:01:54] Speaker B: Oh, dog. [00:01:55] Speaker A: God, your dog sucks. [00:01:57] Speaker C: My dog does. [00:01:58] Speaker A: He sucks. She sucks. My boy or a girl? My dog loves Danny because it's a trans dog. She doesn't know. We don't know if it's a boy or a girl. [00:02:06] Speaker B: So is it a boy? [00:02:07] Speaker A: It's a transde. [00:02:07] Speaker C: Only a girl. 1000%. Her name is D. Danny. D a n I. It's a girl's name. Thank you very much. [00:02:14] Speaker A: Yeah. Or transvestite. [00:02:18] Speaker C: She's fake. [00:02:19] Speaker A: Is it a transvestite or a transgender? It's transgender. [00:02:22] Speaker B: What's a transvestite? [00:02:23] Speaker C: Yeah, it's like. Isn't that what they call Dracula is now? What? Dracula is from Transylvania. [00:02:28] Speaker A: I think that's Transylvania. [00:02:30] Speaker B: A thousand eagle moment. [00:02:32] Speaker C: I was kidding. No, I'm not retarded. Thank you. That was a joke. [00:02:39] Speaker B: Only it's just us. Yeah, one of those. I'm just gonna say one of those logs of shit was like, white. [00:02:45] Speaker C: Yeah, that's cuz been there. So it was Mama, like the dog. [00:02:49] Speaker B: The dog shit that they make literally step brothers. That literally is the exact. [00:02:53] Speaker A: Maybe if I didn't have to go into. [00:02:55] Speaker C: It was Mama foul. [00:02:56] Speaker A: Get his kid christened, and I was the only one in the suit. Maybe I would have time. [00:03:00] Speaker B: I didn't see that. [00:03:01] Speaker C: I mean, no one. [00:03:02] Speaker A: They thought I thought I was the father because of that. They were like, oh, you're the father of the kid? Because he was in a polo and I was in a suit. [00:03:09] Speaker C: Nobody sent a memo. [00:03:10] Speaker A: Every father was in a suit. [00:03:11] Speaker C: It was a hundred degrees. If you think I was wearing a suit. I felt it was gonna pass out to begin with. It was so hot. [00:03:18] Speaker B: That was not even a blazer. No blazer. [00:03:20] Speaker A: He could have blazed it up. He was the only one that didn't wear it. [00:03:23] Speaker C: I feel that for his kid when he looks back at those dress very nicely. [00:03:28] Speaker A: I wish they had a picture. I wish they took a picture of all the fathers that were there that were getting their kids christened. He would have been the only one without one now. [00:03:34] Speaker B: So thank God they didn't do that. [00:03:36] Speaker C: Listen, I gotta. I gotta be honest with you. It was fucking balls hot. And there's no way I was wearing a suit. I don't know what you were thinking. [00:03:45] Speaker A: All I'm saying is, all you had told you had a text was, hey, no heads up, not wearing a suit. [00:03:50] Speaker C: And all you had to text was, hey, are you wearing a suit? [00:03:54] Speaker A: It's very. [00:03:55] Speaker C: You can go either way here. No, it's not an argument. [00:03:57] Speaker A: It's different. It's different because I didn't want to insult you, because I would. That I would felt like if I showed up in a pole, if you. [00:04:03] Speaker C: Came dressed like Mako. Mako was dressed like riff raff. He had, like, a pineapple fucking button up shirt and riff raff glasses. [00:04:12] Speaker A: He had pit vipers on. He walked in with pit vipers on. I would say, yeah, that's. That's bad. [00:04:17] Speaker C: You're pushing it. [00:04:18] Speaker A: Do you know that every time he moved, the lights from the church was glaring? [00:04:22] Speaker C: Glaring. [00:04:22] Speaker A: I'm like, is this kid serious? [00:04:23] Speaker B: Yeah, dude. [00:04:25] Speaker A: Alphabet, the priest missed. And, like, Santino in the eye with. [00:04:28] Speaker C: The holy water, the kid would have been blind. [00:04:32] Speaker B: Yeah, because those things are, like, mirrored. So, like, there was so much glass. [00:04:35] Speaker C: I think that's what happened. [00:04:37] Speaker A: And you could tell very clearly that Skyla's used to just hold a dick and not an actual baby. [00:04:41] Speaker C: Not a baby. She was. [00:04:42] Speaker A: They asked her to tilt the baby's head back, and she stood there for. [00:04:46] Speaker C: Like, three minutes, and they're waiting for her to, like, dip, dude, dip. [00:04:51] Speaker B: I think she's losing. She's got to be losing cred. [00:04:54] Speaker C: She used to be like, top, like top tier. [00:04:57] Speaker B: She used to be like the top tier. Like angel child and all that. [00:05:00] Speaker C: She lost credibility. [00:05:02] Speaker B: Stock has plummeted in the past two years. You are right, dude. [00:05:06] Speaker A: That was straight coffee grounds. [00:05:08] Speaker B: Oh, that's disgusting. You might want to get that machine checked out. But yeah, dude, her stock, it's just dropped immensely. Possible. What about when they being your house sitter? Oh, yeah. [00:05:23] Speaker A: That was terrible. [00:05:24] Speaker B: That was terrible. Having her. Having me go and watch her pets at her house, leaving me nothing. Nothing. So I had a stank on. I live up the street. [00:05:33] Speaker C: Yeah, she left here, didn't clean a thing. When you. When she house after you, she also. You went hunger tv. She didn't even offer. She cooked a four course meal. Didn't offer you or more food. [00:05:46] Speaker A: Yep. [00:05:47] Speaker C: I would say. [00:05:48] Speaker A: I think when the dot stock goes up, like the regular stock goes down, the actual stock of the. [00:05:53] Speaker B: You just get a. Yeah, like on the after. The after dark market, your stocks probably going. Has been. Has been going up since, you know, since she's depart from a relationship. [00:06:02] Speaker C: I wouldn't be surprised if she's got an only fans coming around the corner. It's like, how much her. [00:06:06] Speaker A: Did you get mad at that? [00:06:08] Speaker C: Yeah, look at it. [00:06:09] Speaker A: Cause, you know, all your friends right now, like, your entire softball team's gonna be watching. [00:06:13] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. 100%. They were all paying a premium. [00:06:17] Speaker B: Yeah. I mean, like, I would just be, like. I would. I would actually more kind of laugh. Cause, like. Okay, you guys gotta realize it like this for about five years. In that whole general, like, in the past, like, five years, I would say anytime that anyone's come to, like, a yemenite, like a stop on the road or needed help or like, you know, give. You give that call to mom or whatever, it is always thrown into our faces, me and Marco's. Well, especially mine. Cause Marco ended up kind of, here we go. Turning out for himself and everything for me. [00:06:48] Speaker A: I like where you're going with this. [00:06:49] Speaker B: It's been, you know, you should look at. You should look at how your sister's doing things. Your sister's got four jobs. She's a hard worker, and she's at Bu. What are you doing to what's all is true? Okay. [00:07:03] Speaker C: All of that was true. [00:07:04] Speaker B: Cool. [00:07:05] Speaker A: It was true. That's all the moment. [00:07:07] Speaker B: That's all fine. And. Well, that's nice. Now forward to now, but how are we doing now? [00:07:12] Speaker C: She would have five jobs. [00:07:14] Speaker A: Yeah, that's true. [00:07:16] Speaker B: Yeah, technically. [00:07:17] Speaker C: So it's like, even more so. And then she'd probably make easily a hundred grand off onlyfans, easy. Maybe, maybe, maybe pay all her debts off all her student loans. So not only did she go to bu, but she paid all her loans off in a year. [00:07:31] Speaker B: She definitely's got a sugar daddy now that this girl. The whole hindsight is like, I've just been thrown in my face the whole times. Like, Skylar's the. You know, what is it called? [00:07:40] Speaker C: The golden child. [00:07:41] Speaker B: Yeah. Right? So she's like, the. The model that you want to go after, right? That's. That's what the work. [00:07:47] Speaker C: That she's a model child. [00:07:49] Speaker B: The education, you know, the grind. [00:07:52] Speaker C: Now that we're work ethic. [00:07:53] Speaker B: Yeah. Now that we're out of school and all that reality is settled in someone's time to a backpedal quite fast. [00:08:01] Speaker C: She's just in potty mode. I don't think that she's really backpedaling, dude. [00:08:05] Speaker A: There was times like that family members would come up to me when I was, like, her age and be like. [00:08:10] Speaker C: Hey. [00:08:13] Speaker A: I'm worried that you have an alcohol problem. [00:08:14] Speaker C: Yeah. And I got the same thing. Cause I smoked weed, that I had a drug problem. Please. They would call me and be like, you need to go find Jesus. [00:08:21] Speaker A: So let's not be squares. Let's not be fucking squares. [00:08:24] Speaker C: You need to find Jesus. Like, I know this road. I know where it's going down. You're gonna be doing heroin within a month. It's like, dude. What? I'm just. [00:08:31] Speaker A: I mean, as long as she's not taking back shots on back page, I think we'll be okay. [00:08:35] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:08:35] Speaker C: I think. [00:08:35] Speaker B: Yeah. I think, yeah. [00:08:36] Speaker A: No, I don't think she's making 3000 a night. [00:08:39] Speaker B: I would say I did. I did. I didn't. I did use to give it, like, the clear benefit of the. I didn't give her, like, the clear benefit of the doubt, though, as in, like, smarts and, like, knew what she was doing. Club scene. Fine. You know, that's what I was like, balder girl. Like, fucking do it, dude. That shit's dead easy. Yeah, that's the e. I'm sorry, bro. That is the easiest job in the world. [00:09:02] Speaker C: Somebody, some vodka, bro. [00:09:03] Speaker B: That's all you do. [00:09:05] Speaker A: Do you know how to light sparkles? [00:09:06] Speaker B: Do you? [00:09:07] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:09:07] Speaker B: You don't even have to do that. They don't even do that. There's some fucking guy, Eduardo, that does that. Like, they may know sometimes. You don't even have to walk. You get carried like a roman empire. You get carried to the fucking table. You don't even use your own legs. What the fuck are we talking about? You can have no legs. You could be. Have no. Yo, you can have no legs and be a bottle girl. [00:09:32] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:09:33] Speaker B: You could be an amputee and you. [00:09:35] Speaker C: Could be a bottle roman empire. Because you said it and it just, like, it triggered this thought. Have you seen the trailer to gladiator yet? [00:09:43] Speaker B: Uh, yeah. It gets me fired up. I don't know who that. [00:09:45] Speaker A: I don't watch trailers. [00:09:46] Speaker B: You don't? Okay. [00:09:47] Speaker C: Okay. [00:09:48] Speaker B: I didn't watch, like, the whole thing. I just don't know who that main character is next to. Pedro Pascal. Kid looks like. Kid looks legit. I don't know where he is from or who he is. [00:09:57] Speaker C: But first of all. [00:09:58] Speaker B: Yeah, Denzel, can we talk about. [00:10:01] Speaker C: Listen, why in the trailer you got Denzel being like, my liver? Like, all. Denzel like it. First of all, it's the roman empire they give me. There's no way that there's a black guy in charge of the roman empire. [00:10:16] Speaker A: Is that true? [00:10:17] Speaker C: Yeah. What true? [00:10:18] Speaker A: He's there. [00:10:19] Speaker C: Yeah, dude. [00:10:20] Speaker B: Oh, he's like the Caesar. He's like. He's. He's a higher. He's a higher up. [00:10:24] Speaker A: There has to be. There has to be some. [00:10:25] Speaker C: And then in the store. [00:10:27] Speaker A: Go true to that. [00:10:28] Speaker C: They could also black dude, but you never know. Who knows? And then I. Not only that, the trail is just playing. It's Kanye west and that trailer. [00:10:35] Speaker A: Are they just saying he's italian? [00:10:36] Speaker C: Well, no, they might be. [00:10:38] Speaker A: They might just be like, oh, he's. [00:10:39] Speaker C: Oh, no, he's italian. [00:10:40] Speaker A: It's like Mike Tirico. I'm not black. [00:10:43] Speaker C: I'm sicilian. [00:10:45] Speaker A: You're 100% black. [00:10:47] Speaker C: Not only that, they. [00:10:47] Speaker B: Mike Rico. [00:10:49] Speaker C: The trailer music is a Kanye west song. So it's like, dude, what are we doing? What is the tone of this? [00:10:56] Speaker B: Yeah, I would have definitely liked. [00:10:57] Speaker A: Was it carnival, the carnival song? [00:10:59] Speaker C: I don't know what song it is. [00:11:00] Speaker A: But that would kind of make sense. [00:11:01] Speaker C: The carnival song I gotta be on. [00:11:05] Speaker B: Wait, you might be right. [00:11:07] Speaker C: I can. I mean, I can tell you. [00:11:08] Speaker B: Say, did you not see the concept that they used for the coliseum? [00:11:12] Speaker C: No. [00:11:13] Speaker B: That's kind of crazy. They filled it up with what? [00:11:16] Speaker C: It was a concert. It was a client. It was a concert. [00:11:22] Speaker B: That's so inconsistent. [00:11:23] Speaker A: It's just so inconsistent. [00:11:24] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:11:25] Speaker C: She didn't need to go on speaking. [00:11:26] Speaker A: She didn't have to go on speaker. [00:11:28] Speaker B: And that lady needs to calm down. [00:11:30] Speaker C: Gonna be parading through here in a second. [00:11:33] Speaker B: I'm gonna start talking about the most outrageous shit in the world. So that. [00:11:37] Speaker C: What was I looking up? Gladiator two trail. I just wanna. [00:11:41] Speaker B: I might be power. [00:11:42] Speaker C: I wanna know what it might be. [00:11:43] Speaker B: Power that might be. Okay, so what's a king to a guy? So it's a tongue. [00:11:58] Speaker C: I mean, I get it. But you got. Listen, you got. Denzel's literally dapping people up in the trailer. [00:12:04] Speaker A: Huh? [00:12:04] Speaker C: He's like, dapping people up. [00:12:06] Speaker B: Yeah, but they don't. [00:12:07] Speaker A: There's like, a black roman empire, a roman emperor. [00:12:10] Speaker C: There's never been a black roman emperor. [00:12:13] Speaker B: Just. Can. Can you also get me the name of Denzel's character? Nah. Give me the name of Denzel's character. [00:12:18] Speaker A: Movie, and then we'll see if that's true. [00:12:20] Speaker B: If it's like Jerome Ford, then there's. There's gotta be a problem. [00:12:23] Speaker A: Yeah, great, great. Little running back. [00:12:25] Speaker C: Maybe there was. [00:12:26] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:12:27] Speaker A: Chris, can you see what my phone is? Just put it over here on the table so no one has to look at you. I don't know. [00:12:37] Speaker C: Septimus Severus was the first african roman emperor, which is just. [00:12:47] Speaker A: I knew it had a vest. [00:12:48] Speaker C: But is he. Is he black? Is he sicilian? [00:12:52] Speaker A: So I just don't think that person knows how to color correctly, whoever drew that picture of him. [00:12:55] Speaker B: So he. So he's playing Septus Severus. [00:12:58] Speaker C: I don't know know who he's playing. [00:13:01] Speaker B: Oh, so look up. Yeah, look up his name. What if his name is Septiceverus? [00:13:05] Speaker C: It could be. [00:13:05] Speaker A: Oh, she's on camera. [00:13:07] Speaker C: How are you? Did you see the face you just made? [00:13:10] Speaker A: Not the Miz they'll be selling those on. [00:13:13] Speaker B: Only be selling it on MIT pick mit pics. Dot. [00:13:17] Speaker A: That was the craziest part of the way in when she looked. [00:13:19] Speaker B: If she was like, that was definitely a crazy pile. Craziest thing that she's done. [00:13:23] Speaker A: You're gonna give free Onlyfan. Can you hand me my phone? [00:13:30] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:13:31] Speaker A: Because I can't trust you guys. I can't trust you guys to Google Justin. [00:13:36] Speaker B: All I just want to know is what Denzel's character name is. [00:13:40] Speaker C: I am looking at. [00:13:42] Speaker B: Is it Septus Severus? [00:13:44] Speaker C: No, it's not that. [00:13:46] Speaker B: Okay. [00:13:49] Speaker C: Mas. I don't know. Macrinus. I don't know how to say that. [00:13:54] Speaker B: Mosin r us. Listen, looks like a good flick. Everybody loved the first gladiator. [00:14:00] Speaker C: Yeah, I know. [00:14:01] Speaker B: And I will say that the creepy people. I like that the creepy people look hateable. That's great. Like, you know, real pale skin. The eyes of doc looks like they're. [00:14:11] Speaker C: In there, but Joffrey in there to make him a bad guy. You know, in the roman empire house. [00:14:16] Speaker A: Of Dragons he's gonna be look too old now. [00:14:18] Speaker C: House of Dragons he just had a punchable face. [00:14:20] Speaker A: He's like the. What's it called guy the. The kid from Harry Potter. Once he got too old he's been Weasley what's his name wrong bad one with the white here. [00:14:34] Speaker C: Draco. Yeah. Once he got to. Once he got too old he didn't make it. Maybe he just didn't need the money after cuz it those. [00:14:40] Speaker A: No, I just think he looked weird now. Yeah, like he looked like a fucking weasel his whole life. I will say this turned into. He just looked like just a regular, regular guy. [00:14:50] Speaker B: That's a weird. That was, that's a. They could have done different. They could have done a couple different songs is for the trailer. [00:14:56] Speaker C: But why are you having him dab people up though in the trailer? [00:15:01] Speaker B: Just make that music also looks like he's straight from training day. You see him like leaning on the chair smiling. [00:15:06] Speaker C: I know this is the point I'm trying to make. It's like it doesn't make sense. It doesn't fit the tone of gladiator. [00:15:14] Speaker B: Well now also in the gladiator like they're really revving it up. They now the coliseum it looks like deeper and like they made it look bigger. They're filling it up with water and put shocks in there and they're fighting on the water. I know, I'm like, that's kind of fucking sick. [00:15:30] Speaker C: I don't think that that's a little bit of a stretch. That never happened. [00:15:33] Speaker B: They put a boat that never happened. [00:15:36] Speaker A: This is why sometimes you get away and watch trailers. [00:15:38] Speaker C: This is trail. [00:15:43] Speaker B: That's a full scene. They put two boats in the coliseum and they're fighting in the water. And if you knock the people obviously off the other boat there's sharks underneath the boats. [00:15:53] Speaker C: They have rhinoceros. They are fighting rhinoceros. [00:15:56] Speaker A: Okay, but did this stuff actually happen in the coliseum? That's the question. [00:15:59] Speaker B: The water thing. No way in hell. Fighting a rhinoceros. [00:16:03] Speaker C: You know, ski is water. [00:16:04] Speaker A: I gotta look this up. Waterway, water in. Do you know how skius water was coliseum. [00:16:13] Speaker C: You don't think water was like a. [00:16:15] Speaker A: Commodity that they in 57 ad they did it once. Filled the coliseum with water and staged an epic mock sea battle. [00:16:27] Speaker B: All right, so that's where they got the idea from. [00:16:29] Speaker A: This is, okay. Everything in this has happened, so let's take this. But it hasn't happened. [00:16:34] Speaker C: Unrealistic. [00:16:36] Speaker A: It happened. [00:16:36] Speaker B: So we got a brother who was a conqueror. All right. Sure. All right. We got fucking pirates of the Caribbean going on the middle of the coliseum. [00:16:46] Speaker C: What do we do? [00:16:46] Speaker B: That also happened. All right, you know what? It's fucking movies based on true events as far as I'm concerned. [00:16:54] Speaker C: Fucking rhinoceroses. [00:16:55] Speaker B: I mean, yeah, I would assume any big animal, any big game animal. They definitely had tigers in their lions. [00:17:03] Speaker C: Why not have a fucking rhino percent? [00:17:05] Speaker B: Honestly, probably easier to fight a tiger, a lion, than it is to fight a rhinoceros. [00:17:10] Speaker A: Yeah. Ronasses to the games. And he celebrated his inauguration in the year 80. [00:17:14] Speaker C: That's crazy. [00:17:15] Speaker A: What, include a rhino? [00:17:17] Speaker B: Wait, that was true, too. They fought. [00:17:19] Speaker A: Yes, they did. Rhinos, too. [00:17:20] Speaker B: All right, Justin, be honest, man. [00:17:22] Speaker A: Basically, everything's just a real fucking movie, man. [00:17:24] Speaker C: But does it not seem a bit of a far stretch if you see this? It's like you're just watching Harry Potter, because they just. [00:17:33] Speaker A: You get, like, really confused lately, I would say. [00:17:36] Speaker C: I am not getting confused, though. [00:17:38] Speaker A: The priests at the middle of his ceremony said, what name have you given your child? [00:17:43] Speaker C: That's not what he said. That is not what he said. [00:17:46] Speaker A: He looked like. [00:17:48] Speaker C: He goes, what name do you choose? [00:17:50] Speaker A: What name do you choose for your child? Listen, so I had a whisper in Justin's. He had just say his name. Justin had to say his full name. [00:17:57] Speaker C: Why? [00:17:58] Speaker B: You were nervous? Were you nervous? [00:17:59] Speaker C: I was not nervous. [00:18:00] Speaker A: Justin was running names through his head, like, what should I say here, Mario? [00:18:03] Speaker B: He's like, what if it was just like a query? [00:18:07] Speaker C: If you are a part of the catholic religion, you know that at some point you give an. You pick an additional name. [00:18:15] Speaker A: Yeah. That's a confirmation. [00:18:17] Speaker C: Okay. I understand that. [00:18:19] Speaker B: I'm surprised the kids middle name wasn't real. [00:18:20] Speaker C: Mine is Anthony. I think yours might be Anthony as well. Is that correct? [00:18:24] Speaker B: My middle name? [00:18:25] Speaker C: No, him. [00:18:26] Speaker A: Yeah, I think it is. [00:18:27] Speaker B: What? My other name. [00:18:28] Speaker C: Our confirmation name. You're like, christian name. [00:18:31] Speaker B: Oh, I never received name. [00:18:33] Speaker A: Have you chosen for your child? [00:18:35] Speaker C: That's not. He didn't say for your child? No, he didn't. Al. He walked up to the. He walked up to us and says, what name? First of all, he's indian, so you can't even understand what he's saying. [00:18:46] Speaker A: He walks up, what have you chosen for your child? [00:18:50] Speaker C: Where are you getting for your child that never existed? He came up and said, what name. [00:18:55] Speaker A: Do you choose for your child? [00:18:57] Speaker C: What name have you chosen? [00:18:59] Speaker A: He definitely says, what name have you chosen for your child? Yeah, well, whatever it doesn't matter. [00:19:03] Speaker C: It's like, what do you mean, dude, you just read his name twelve times. You know his name. Why? [00:19:09] Speaker B: But you have to say it, Justin, immediately. Just like, I had to approach on you. [00:19:15] Speaker A: He's like, I didn't pick a name. Like, what name am I supposed to say? [00:19:18] Speaker C: Am I supposed to pick a name? Another name? I gotta pick his christian name right. [00:19:23] Speaker A: Now, dude, you say his name. [00:19:24] Speaker B: You just say. [00:19:25] Speaker C: I looked at Alan, I'm like, I literally went like this. I went. [00:19:33] Speaker B: The father's like, all right, we have set him up. [00:19:37] Speaker A: I should have set him up and said something, but I was like, imagine if we just said that. [00:19:41] Speaker C: You should've been like Anthony. Like, you and I would have been like, Anthony. [00:19:46] Speaker A: No, no, no, no. [00:19:48] Speaker C: Stupid boy. [00:19:50] Speaker B: Oh, my God, bro. [00:19:51] Speaker C: But there were these ladies there that. They were dressed like Mother Teresa. I didn't know what was going on. [00:19:57] Speaker A: They had, like, these. [00:19:58] Speaker C: They didn't know what was. They were worse than Skyler trying to dip his head in the bowl. [00:20:02] Speaker A: Linen veils, like, over their heads. It was weird. They didn't know what was going on. I was the father. Then they, like, lined us up wrong. Make some more noise, you shit stain. [00:20:14] Speaker C: That's Al's obnoxious kid just running around like a psychopath. [00:20:19] Speaker A: I'm sure they heard that door close and open. [00:20:22] Speaker B: I love it, bro. And just get up and play for tonight. That's what's up. That's what it's all about. [00:20:27] Speaker A: Summer. [00:20:27] Speaker B: It is fucking. [00:20:28] Speaker C: You gonna get him? Nc double a. [00:20:29] Speaker B: It is total garbage. [00:20:31] Speaker A: Yeah, it's out, right today. [00:20:32] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:20:32] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:20:33] Speaker C: Well. [00:20:33] Speaker B: Oh, yesterday for east. [00:20:34] Speaker C: Well, that's the hundred all. We had to pay a $100. [00:20:37] Speaker B: We got the three day act. [00:20:38] Speaker C: We got three dollar 19th for the $70.01. [00:20:42] Speaker A: So Bo got early access. How you feeling with the controls? [00:20:46] Speaker C: Bo and bones? [00:20:47] Speaker B: I love it. I'm killing it. So it's looking good. [00:20:52] Speaker C: I committed to Michigan. [00:20:54] Speaker A: So you all committed to Michigan? [00:20:56] Speaker C: Yeah, I committed to Michigan. [00:20:59] Speaker A: I like how you always just pick the front runner. [00:21:01] Speaker C: Michigan's not the front runner. [00:21:03] Speaker A: I remember they won last year. Like, that's what you do. [00:21:05] Speaker C: Yeah, but you didn't even know Michigan. [00:21:06] Speaker A: Was like, a college. Probably. [00:21:08] Speaker C: Of course I did. What do you mean? Hob Osmond, the coach that you have. [00:21:11] Speaker B: Like a top three, immediately just pick Michigan. [00:21:14] Speaker C: No, I wanted to do Boston College. [00:21:18] Speaker B: That would have gave you more credit. That would have been good. [00:21:20] Speaker C: I wanted to do Boston College, but I would have never. I would have been bench. I was. I would have been like, third string. [00:21:28] Speaker B: But that's crazy. You got third string there, but you literally immediately stopped. [00:21:33] Speaker C: They don't know. [00:21:34] Speaker B: They'll tell you, like, it shows you up at the top. Like, I picked a four star guy. I didn't go five star for this guy that I'm doing like, the mark with to try and just like, go through this stuff. So I just pick four. Go through and you look and I'll shoot the ciphers, the whole depth chart for you. So, you know, if I was to go to Georgia as a four star quarterback, since they have all five stars, it literally says in the top right. I'd be walking on. I don't even have a legitimate spot. [00:21:59] Speaker C: Yeah, it had. That's what it. [00:22:01] Speaker A: Are you going to be able to get a slot as a starting quarterback? [00:22:05] Speaker B: I have to work for it. [00:22:07] Speaker C: Yeah, but you start. You already starting, right? [00:22:09] Speaker B: No, no, it took me in this one. That's gonna take me, like, work. It's gonna take me six weeks, probably, to get into a style role my first year. So I'm just gonna have to pray. I have to practice and I have to study and I have to do. There's a lot of you have to. [00:22:26] Speaker C: Do, which is wicked annoying. First of all, the studying is I. The whole aspect to that I did, I don't agree with. You're. All you're doing is taking slots away from me being able to, like, train and build my character where I just. All you do for studying is hold down the a button on it and you have, like, you have, let's say, six points to use during the week. And you can either study, train or build your, like, credibility, whatever. [00:22:56] Speaker B: Yeah. Your brand. [00:22:57] Speaker C: Your brand. And all you do is you don't do anything to do it. You just. [00:23:01] Speaker B: Yeah, you don't do any work. You just hit a. [00:23:03] Speaker C: Hold a. And it spends the point and then. [00:23:06] Speaker B: A little meat of just, like, puts my energy to. [00:23:07] Speaker C: It's the most useless thing I've ever seen in any game. [00:23:11] Speaker B: I might implement, though. My own. My own actual class. Like, I'm probably. [00:23:15] Speaker A: It's a good idea. [00:23:16] Speaker B: I think I'm gonna throw up like, like one of those geo tests and, like, see if I can, like, figure out where all, like, the states are. [00:23:23] Speaker C: Yeah, and if you. If you don't. [00:23:26] Speaker B: Right. If I don't do it, I have to, like, tase myself. Just. [00:23:29] Speaker C: No, I would say you can't spend the study point. [00:23:32] Speaker B: Oh, like, in the game. Good idea. Good idea. I have to just spend it on something else. You can, but yo, you can this. They give you options to go potty, do drugs. [00:23:41] Speaker A: Can you, is there any way that you could do like, okay, I can cheat. Go plant a bag on the starting quarterback. [00:23:48] Speaker B: No cheat, though. You can't cheat. You can cheat. That's that. I got offered to cheat on a. [00:23:54] Speaker A: Test, so how do you say no to that? [00:24:00] Speaker B: So that's all, that's all. Those are all character traits. Like, hey, you know, like, I have a, I have a roommate that's close with, you know, the geometry teacher. That's also very weird. [00:24:09] Speaker C: My question is, is when Madden comes out, will I be able to, after my four years import? [00:24:14] Speaker B: Yes. [00:24:15] Speaker C: That's pretty cool. [00:24:16] Speaker B: That is exactly why, for marketing purposes, because you know why, Justin? If they didn't put that bundle together that we bought a no one. Well, they, they were gonna buy man. [00:24:26] Speaker C: Bundle or the other. Oh, I got the mid tier. [00:24:29] Speaker B: I got them. I got the $140 version. [00:24:32] Speaker C: That's crazy. Just you even using them. [00:24:35] Speaker B: You don't get McCaffrey. You don't even get McCaffrey. [00:24:38] Speaker C: Yeah, you get him. [00:24:39] Speaker B: Well, I get McCaffrey. I'll probably get McCaffrey. Yeah, when I get Madden. But I mean now. And I got, like, stuff for ultimate team because I play the ultimate team too. [00:24:47] Speaker C: Yeah, that's. [00:24:49] Speaker B: That's Joe Burrow out of LSU right now. That's my cool. [00:24:53] Speaker C: I'm probably gonna do a running back as well. And then I'm gonna start. I'm gonna do, like, do everything. [00:25:00] Speaker B: Do everything. I'm telling you, cuz I think that. I think that the game is like made for like, different avenues. Like my, like, I probably into a wide receiver that goes to. Not Oregon. Cuz you gotta, like, think, like, the depth it shows you. Like, that's the cool thing about this. Like, it'll show you. Wait, what you're about to step into, you know, as like a wide receiver actually. They did it. Like, I don't know. I really fucking love it. It. The aesthetics of the game are fucking nuts. Like, yo, you play in Alabama, it feels like you're playing in Alabama. I have no idea what's going on. My guys just keep looking to the sidelines. We don't know what plays coming. You hit the play button? [00:25:33] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:25:34] Speaker B: We go out on the field, you hit rt. Like anywhere else just to check the play. The whole field is blank and it's just shaking and it just shows up in the right and like, mo bomb is playing mad fucking loud and I can't. Yeah, yeah. Like the whole time. So that's sick. You're trying to figure out. You look, if you like, just for someone like Justin, like me, I literally, by looking at the field, I know what button everybody is like, I know what's going on. I know that, man. [00:26:06] Speaker C: In forever, it's the same buttons. [00:26:08] Speaker B: It is, but you got to know, like, your x receiver is going to be out to your left. Your b receive is going to be in on the far right. My slot receivers, why my running back is going to be. I be in my tight ends. A, I already know that. Like, but when I hit auntie, all that's gone. And then when the play is snapped, it, like, it shows me four out of five of the buttons. That takes away one of them. Like, I don't know. It's like, it's. It's awesome. Like, that's so sick. Like, when you play Akron, you pump their ass. But when you're in Alabama, like, I had a tie. I had an extremely tough time. [00:26:43] Speaker A: So it matters a lot. [00:26:44] Speaker B: It matters. It's so much like, you can clearly tell the difference. The different four. [00:26:51] Speaker C: I'm five and one right now. I lost to Texas. The different throw, I threw three that game. [00:26:56] Speaker B: The difference. My first ever. My first ever pick I threw last night was to Malachi Moore, who's the star safety at Alabama. And, yo. Oh, my God. Like, if they're. If they're that good at defense, like, I'm running in the open field. I made a juke on somebody. Star guy. I go to throw up a stiff arm, you immediately just disregards my arm. Being stood up just comes. Just full speed. Just bang. Took out my leg. I was like, wow. I love all. I love it. I think it's. I think it's great. [00:27:25] Speaker C: No, it's cool. I enjoy the. [00:27:26] Speaker B: I think it's. I think it's gonna be a lot of fun. Think a lot. A lot of content. [00:27:31] Speaker C: Like, I want to do a running back every morning. I want to try to go to, like, l maybe LSU and then just be, like, a wicked scumbag. [00:27:38] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:27:39] Speaker C: Like, cheat on everything and, like, that's. [00:27:42] Speaker B: That's a good. [00:27:44] Speaker A: University of Miami. [00:27:45] Speaker B: That's a good. [00:27:48] Speaker C: Idea. [00:27:49] Speaker B: Yeah. That's where all, like, talent goes to die over there. Yep. [00:27:54] Speaker A: Still, they got that in the game. [00:27:56] Speaker B: Yep. [00:27:56] Speaker A: They should put. [00:27:57] Speaker B: Yep. Like, Georgia, when they do it, they put on those pads with the spikes, like the hawk and animal things. They have those. That's what the turnover belt stinking about, going to Georgia, being a running back, that's maybe. No, the running back, I think I'm gonna go to Oregon with. Because again, it's like, why would I put a wide receiver over there if they have a stack? [00:28:13] Speaker C: Wide receiver, you don't want to do. [00:28:14] Speaker B: You don't want to do that. Oh, quarterback. Maybe I was like, maybe I'll go through Oregon. They made every fucking quarterback in a power five school. The top ten schools, top 20 schools. I swear to God, all the quarterbacks are fucking like, they're pretty decent. They're anywhere between like an 85 to a 90 they get. So door Sanders is the best quarterback in the game. That's. And that from me being somebody that's like, go Colorado and Travis Hunter, that is absolute bullshit. He is not the best quarterback in college football right now. No, he's not. [00:28:44] Speaker C: Like a 94 or 95. [00:28:46] Speaker B: No, 90, 90. 93 or two is the highest. I will say, justin, they did a really good job with that. With the grouping of the overalls. They don't have no 97, 98, 90. Nine's. None of that is. There's a few 90 sixes. The reason for that, I think they're going to do live week to week. Which MLB does a great job with this? You update the players live. [00:29:07] Speaker C: That's cool. [00:29:08] Speaker B: So a lot of fun. A lot of stuff to come from that. Oh, speaking of which, I asked. I asked your wife. You and your kid were unable to sit down watch the home run derby at all last night? [00:29:18] Speaker A: Nope. We were at the field till 1030. [00:29:21] Speaker B: Tough dude. Tough. [00:29:22] Speaker A: I heard it was last quiz or whatever. One Tory Aquas tour Mia. [00:29:30] Speaker B: I'm not. I'm honestly, I'm gonna just let you go until you get this. Like, wait, hold on to right. [00:29:36] Speaker A: They beat Bobby Wood Junior. [00:29:37] Speaker B: There you go. That's one name that's american. Now you're gonna. We're not getting off until you get. [00:29:44] Speaker A: What's the place in Marcus street? The spanish place? [00:29:49] Speaker C: Sarah? Mia. [00:29:50] Speaker A: No, no, that's doesn't want. [00:29:52] Speaker B: That's tez Mical. [00:29:55] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:29:56] Speaker A: Via lost squaw. [00:29:58] Speaker B: Um, yeah. [00:29:59] Speaker A: How long should we say here for Vel? [00:30:01] Speaker B: I'll give you like 20. So fucking dominican. So like, give me. Give me something dominican. [00:30:07] Speaker C: Did they? Al Horford. [00:30:10] Speaker B: Te Oscar Hernandez bros. Holy shit. Thank you. That was crazy, bro. [00:30:23] Speaker C: Tara me. [00:30:24] Speaker B: He said terra meow. Fuck, bro. Who's. Who's home run derby? Ocu Minora? No, it was a great. It was. Took way too long. ESPN fucked up the whole time and. [00:30:36] Speaker A: Data, the whole thing. [00:30:37] Speaker B: They said it was gonna end the tenant. It honestly was like I was playing NCBlA. It's 1137. Scott was like, yo, they're in a shootout in the home run derby. Said the home run derby is still on. He's like, yeah, bro. Bobby, what's down? It was last out. I'm like, what? I turn it on. And literally, yeah, guys still up at fucking bat. So they fucked up. They got to take out the timed rounds anyways. What I was trying to get to. [00:30:59] Speaker A: Be ten outs, like it was when we were younger. [00:31:01] Speaker B: Yeah, 20 outs. Do 20 outs if you want to do that. Cause you want to get. You want to get some swings involved. But they know. But they speaker two. The bonus round. The bonus. Yeah, but also three minutes is too long. How are you going to stand up there for three minutes straight taking hacks? That takes a lot out of you. I mean, unless you're like a real power. [00:31:19] Speaker A: Justin would have three minutes of misses. Be like, yeah, that would say. They do say you actually spend more. More energy on the misses than the hits. [00:31:29] Speaker B: 1000% Justin B. And those balls are. [00:31:31] Speaker A: Yo, he wasn't even better. [00:31:32] Speaker B: No, those balls, I yoicked up some of the balls, some of the swings that these guys are taking. Good swings. It's. It's. I mean, Alec Bowman, you six foot five and 230 pounds on him. [00:31:43] Speaker C: Use metal bats during the. [00:31:45] Speaker B: You gotta take the kids off the field because Bryce Hopper said, okay, that's cool. We'll kill somebody. [00:31:51] Speaker C: No, take kids off. There's no reason for kids to be on the field. [00:31:55] Speaker B: I want the kids completely off the field. I don't know if you guys remember to two years ago, someone, a kid got fucked up. [00:32:01] Speaker A: Leave in front of each other. [00:32:03] Speaker B: Morons. [00:32:03] Speaker C: Yeah, leave the kid. [00:32:06] Speaker B: It should be high school kids out. Get some high school kid. You can't get a high school baseball team locally out there to come. No, no. College is gonna be like, get the. [00:32:17] Speaker A: Girls off there for sure. [00:32:19] Speaker B: Yeah, that's what I'm making it say. Just for a health, guys. Health would. This is get the girls. [00:32:24] Speaker A: Don't make it a sexual thing like, get them off. [00:32:27] Speaker B: All right. Get the fuck off the field. [00:32:29] Speaker C: Yeah, come on. [00:32:29] Speaker B: Go stand behind. [00:32:31] Speaker A: Yeah, go in the kitchen and make a sandwich. [00:32:35] Speaker B: And no, stand behind the fence at this. I don't even want to get into the celebrity softball game because. Because I wanted to read the list and see if you guys knew any of the celebrities. I thought that would be fun. Okay. [00:32:48] Speaker A: Is there any chance there's a tirami of Al Pacella on the team? [00:32:51] Speaker B: Tamiya Kumamame? No. Okay, that's celebrity. I'm gonna pull it up. [00:32:59] Speaker A: I mean, honestly, though, like, tae Oscar. [00:33:01] Speaker B: Like, what a stupid celebrity. [00:33:02] Speaker A: It's not even a real name. Someone made that up. [00:33:04] Speaker C: It's Taylor and Asuka. They just, like, exactly put it together. [00:33:08] Speaker B: I feel like that's real. That's, like, hispanic, though. They really be merging names together. [00:33:13] Speaker C: They give them, like, 25 names, like James Gabriel. [00:33:16] Speaker B: It's like, that's James and Gabriel, like, together. Why'd you just do that? Who else has a name like that? Taoska. There's a bunch of them. Like that celebrity, Mark Lewis, clearly. [00:33:29] Speaker A: Just. They're just made up names, you know? [00:33:31] Speaker C: Yeah. I mean, I would made up name. I would have five names. If I. If I included my christian names name, I would have a pretty long name. Justin Bernard. Anthony Manero Lapore. [00:33:46] Speaker A: I hope none of those are your passwords. [00:33:47] Speaker C: Do you know that my legal. No, my legal name is Justin Manero Lapore. [00:33:53] Speaker A: Now your JMl. [00:33:55] Speaker C: My. My legal name. [00:33:57] Speaker B: All right, so we got coach prime. Okay. [00:34:00] Speaker C: Got all my middle name, which is. [00:34:01] Speaker B: We'Re all there on coach tio Pedro. [00:34:04] Speaker A: Okay. [00:34:05] Speaker B: Jenny Finch always plays. [00:34:07] Speaker A: Always. [00:34:07] Speaker B: Tiffany Haddish. [00:34:08] Speaker A: Still get it. [00:34:09] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:34:09] Speaker C: Tiffany Haddish. [00:34:10] Speaker B: I'd fuck her hat as she would Kane Brown. [00:34:13] Speaker A: Is she. Is she a lesbian or she's straight? [00:34:15] Speaker B: I have no idea. She doesn't matter to me. [00:34:18] Speaker C: Yeah, she always talks about sucking dick and stuff. [00:34:21] Speaker B: Yeah, Kane Brown. Guys familiar with Kane Brown? [00:34:24] Speaker A: Yeah. Country music singer. Me and you. [00:34:26] Speaker B: Okay. Tyrese. Maxi. Des Brown. I know you. Des Brian. I know you guys. Got that? Here we go. Here we go again. Marcello Hernandez. [00:34:34] Speaker A: No idea. [00:34:34] Speaker C: Never heard of him. [00:34:35] Speaker A: Does it tell you what? Does it give you anything? [00:34:37] Speaker B: Actor, comedian? [00:34:38] Speaker A: Can we get a little Marcello Hernandez? Let's see. [00:34:41] Speaker B: Marcelo is not Marcelo. Is that Marcelo? [00:34:44] Speaker A: Marcelo Hernandez. Okay, so he looks like he's. [00:34:51] Speaker C: Oh, I know him. Yeah. [00:34:52] Speaker B: Okay. [00:34:53] Speaker C: I know him. [00:34:53] Speaker B: King batch. [00:34:54] Speaker A: Yeah. You know king batch? [00:34:56] Speaker B: I know King batch. I know King batch. Yes. This is for you guys. Gina Rodriguez. [00:35:00] Speaker C: Gina Rodriguez. [00:35:03] Speaker A: She has got a dumper on myself. [00:35:05] Speaker B: Hernandez is on this list twice. [00:35:07] Speaker C: Yeah, right there. That's the first one. [00:35:11] Speaker A: She could play for my team. That's all I'll say about that. [00:35:14] Speaker C: Gina Bambino. [00:35:17] Speaker B: Eladio Carrion. [00:35:20] Speaker C: Never heard of him. [00:35:21] Speaker B: Never heard of Latin Grammy winning rapper Mike Towers? [00:35:29] Speaker A: Mike Towers, no. [00:35:32] Speaker B: That literally sounds like my math teacher from high school missed the towers. Literally. He's a singer songwriter. West Wilson. [00:35:42] Speaker C: Never heard of him. [00:35:42] Speaker A: It sounds like Wade's brother. Wade Wilson's brother. [00:35:45] Speaker C: Deadpool. [00:35:46] Speaker A: Like, Deadpool is, like, square but gay. [00:35:48] Speaker B: Yeah, no gay brother. Yeah, yeah, sure, I know Camille caustic. Do you guys know Camille caustic? [00:35:56] Speaker A: Of course. [00:35:56] Speaker B: Okay. Yeah, Alba, you know Camille caustic is just thumbs up. Okay. [00:36:00] Speaker A: All right, come on, you gotta know that. [00:36:02] Speaker B: We'll work on that. Yeah, legit. Matt James. [00:36:07] Speaker A: Is that the black dude? [00:36:08] Speaker B: Don't know if he has any relation to Kevin James. [00:36:10] Speaker A: No, this seems like somebody my wife would follow. Matt James. [00:36:13] Speaker B: Do you know Matt James? Is Chrissy all right? [00:36:16] Speaker A: I think he's for the bachelor. Reality. Reality stuff. There you go. [00:36:22] Speaker C: So you're right, she definitely. [00:36:24] Speaker B: Tyler Tony. [00:36:26] Speaker A: No, that sounds like Garrett Hilbert. [00:36:29] Speaker C: Never heard of him. [00:36:30] Speaker A: Nope. [00:36:31] Speaker B: Payoh Solis? [00:36:33] Speaker C: Never heard of him. [00:36:34] Speaker A: That's gonna be some. [00:36:34] Speaker B: Just like when we watch the celebrity all star game. Like when we were all growing up. I feel like you knew, but do. [00:36:40] Speaker A: You think you're just too young out of the game? Yeah. [00:36:43] Speaker B: No, Al, because if I'm looking like these both say influences next to him. I'm not gonna lie to you. Like, I'm pretty in tune with online. I mean, I don't know who the fuck. I could think of 20 other people that would be on this list besides Tyler, Tony and Gary Lewis. Yeah. Mark Louis. Like my. Yeah, I should. You should read like Nikki Cass. Nikki Cass. That makes sense. [00:37:03] Speaker A: Yeah. Cuz he's in baseball. [00:37:04] Speaker B: Yeah. Unbelievable. Yeah. That's a good one. Julian. Julian painter, junior. Julian Pena, junior. [00:37:11] Speaker A: He's a drummer. [00:37:13] Speaker B: Yeah. You? Yeah. Yep. Foreign. Foreign tech. Justin. You know foreign tech is. [00:37:19] Speaker C: No, it's rapper, though, Nelson era. [00:37:23] Speaker B: Nelson Viagra. [00:37:25] Speaker C: Never heard of him. [00:37:25] Speaker A: Nope. I know a Nick Cialis, though. [00:37:27] Speaker B: Lucas Brody. Nope. Bobby. Oh, Justin. Oh, Justin. Look at this radio personality. This guy's name's Bobby Bones. [00:37:37] Speaker C: You never heard Bobby Bones? [00:37:38] Speaker B: No. [00:37:39] Speaker A: You never heard of Bobby Bones? You swear to God? [00:37:42] Speaker B: I swear to Jesus. [00:37:44] Speaker A: He's like, does the bull. Bobby Bones on the bull. You know Bobby Bones? He's nationally syndicated. Bobby Bones. [00:37:49] Speaker B: He's like, what is nationally a syndicated mean? [00:37:51] Speaker A: No, he means he's all across. [00:37:53] Speaker C: He's all across. [00:37:53] Speaker B: Danny Austin. Austin. [00:37:55] Speaker C: Never heard of him. [00:37:56] Speaker B: Carry on, Paula. [00:37:58] Speaker C: Can I ask you a question while. [00:38:00] Speaker B: You'Re a professional cricketer, why the fuck. [00:38:02] Speaker C: While you're reading these lists, let me ask you, Natasha Whatley, who's playing for the Olympic flag football team, is it professional athletes? [00:38:14] Speaker B: Oh, okay. You know what? That's just to get off of my point of this, that this is that they've. They've ruined the celebrity softball game. That's just my opinion. I don't think I'm out of the game. [00:38:24] Speaker C: I think they've ruined playing for the. [00:38:27] Speaker B: Definitely not enough ass and Todd. [00:38:29] Speaker A: But, I mean, common electra was playing in these games. [00:38:32] Speaker B: Really? [00:38:32] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:38:33] Speaker B: Back in the day, Trish stratus probably. Probably got her involved. So you want me to look up the USA men's flag football team? [00:38:42] Speaker C: Yeah. Like, who's actually playing for it? [00:38:44] Speaker B: It's probably. I'm not gonna lie to you. It's probably a bunch of guys that do crossfit. [00:38:48] Speaker C: So it's not like college. [00:38:50] Speaker B: No. It's probably gonna be like actual people. [00:38:52] Speaker A: That playdead play flag football. [00:38:54] Speaker C: So not professional athletes. I don't know. [00:38:58] Speaker B: USA football announces initial roster 2010. [00:39:03] Speaker A: Are we going to see them? It's going to be. Know what we know it's going to be that skinny Arab guy is going to be the quarterback. [00:39:09] Speaker C: Well, aren't professionals not allowed to play? [00:39:12] Speaker A: No, but it doesn't look like they're. [00:39:14] Speaker B: Playing well, because this list is worse than celebrity softball. Fucking person on the. [00:39:23] Speaker A: They'll still end up winning. [00:39:25] Speaker C: What do you mean? They got beat by China. They got crushed. [00:39:28] Speaker B: Totally different. [00:39:29] Speaker C: Why? [00:39:30] Speaker B: That was like. That's a U 20 football team. That is. What are you talking about? [00:39:35] Speaker C: I thought it was like the Olympic trials, wasn't it? [00:39:37] Speaker B: No, no. That's like some other turn. I mean, needless to say, like, I didn't get into that. That's fucking disgusting, bro. [00:39:44] Speaker C: It's probably might be some of the same players. If they're on. If they know, it's fine. [00:39:47] Speaker B: This is flat. This is flag like. Yo, my. [00:39:50] Speaker A: Two different things, right? [00:39:51] Speaker B: These are going to be strictly like. Yes, bro. These are going to be, like, nationally. [00:39:55] Speaker C: Wait a minute. [00:39:55] Speaker B: Y'all plays. [00:39:57] Speaker C: Wait a sec. [00:39:57] Speaker A: Yes. [00:39:58] Speaker C: There's no one person. Let me ask you a question. [00:40:02] Speaker B: Sure. You got a 30. [00:40:03] Speaker C: You're telling me that we lost to China and tackle football? [00:40:07] Speaker B: Yes. Pads. Full pads. We got blown out and then we got blown out by Canada. [00:40:13] Speaker C: How do you lose and tackle football? [00:40:16] Speaker B: You should dead ass. Go. Go back. Go find a post on one of the pages. [00:40:21] Speaker C: Go look at the car it was flagged for. [00:40:23] Speaker B: Comments are crazy. The comments are crazy. As. As they should be. It's the our sport we originated. [00:40:31] Speaker A: That's a. [00:40:31] Speaker B: No one in their fucking mind should even come close to beating you. Especially when they're called Japan. [00:40:37] Speaker A: I could get into, like, Canada, something like that. Something that's touching North America, not Mexico. [00:40:43] Speaker C: Well, Keith, sure. [00:40:44] Speaker B: Because Canada has a football league. I'll give you that. That's fine. Still shouldn't come close to beating you. I don't think. At least. [00:40:52] Speaker C: That doesn't make any sense. I thought it was flatden football. It's like you couldn't hit them. [00:40:57] Speaker B: No, that was a U 20 football team. There's been multiple. I could give you all the guys that were on that team before. Some studs. Studs. Fucking Devante Smith. There's like, fucking. There was a lot of them that played like, there's a lot that you 20 football team. That's like a who was it, bro? [00:41:18] Speaker A: But if they're not allowing the players to come in, it's kind of like back when league. This is the circuit. [00:41:25] Speaker C: Okay, that makes. [00:41:26] Speaker B: But they used. But they had all real guys like Jerry Jude. I know Jerry Judy, Devonta Smith. Like they had a lot of guys play on their team and they interviewed somebody. They were like, yo, to be honest, you only get ten to 14 days to practice with each other and then you have to play. But it's like, who cares? [00:41:43] Speaker C: Like, you've been playing football. [00:41:44] Speaker B: Yeah. You guys have been playing in premier football leagues like, your whole life. Like, leading up to it. Like, you play high school football in Florida and like, you're a higher mid tier recruit. Like, if we're going to play Japan or Canada, like, you should still kick their ass off. [00:42:00] Speaker C: Is more than enough time to build a rapport with a quarterback. [00:42:04] Speaker B: I'm actually impressed that there's not one person on this fucking us men's frost that I. I don't know one person. [00:42:12] Speaker C: Because it doesn't even. Does it coincide with the actual. [00:42:16] Speaker A: You know what I think about you is that you never changed your bar from the bottom to the top. You legitimately use the bar on the bottom. [00:42:23] Speaker B: What do you. What? [00:42:25] Speaker A: Oh, my God. This is fucking crazy. She's got the door open. This cat's gonna go out. Let me go check this fucking thing. This is. [00:42:32] Speaker B: Fuck. [00:42:32] Speaker C: I'll do it. [00:42:33] Speaker A: Go check to see if the cats over shut that door. I mean, she retarded. Then she's gonna be crying about the cat. Is the cat right there? Yeah, the cunt cat. [00:42:45] Speaker B: Right now we. [00:42:50] Speaker A: That's what we need to hear. [00:42:51] Speaker B: Brief. Brief intermission. [00:42:54] Speaker A: Yeah. Now if it was the other way around, it would be like, you gotta watch that dog. [00:43:00] Speaker C: You would be in the straight dog house. [00:43:03] Speaker B: Oh, this team's still. This team's still playing. Now they're in group stage. Yeah. [00:43:09] Speaker C: All right, can we get to a more important topic? I think that we need to touch on. On. [00:43:13] Speaker B: I just wanted to end with that. There used to be star studded people in the Home run derby as well. Just to follow back on that, when it was in Boston, 1999, Ken Griffey, Mark McGuire, Jeff Bagwell, Larry Walker, Noma, Sean Green and Sammy Sosa. [00:43:33] Speaker A: Yeah, it was insane. [00:43:35] Speaker B: I'm craved to go to one. I'm like craving, but like, it's like they don't money really to go to. [00:43:42] Speaker C: I think they're insane. [00:43:43] Speaker A: I think they're insane. No, the home run derby. [00:43:44] Speaker C: Oh, Home run derby. [00:43:45] Speaker B: It's in Philly in two years. [00:43:46] Speaker A: I think it's more money than the. [00:43:48] Speaker B: Actual game to go to the home run derby. [00:43:51] Speaker A: Yes. I think the tickets more sought after. [00:43:53] Speaker B: You think? That's like, that's probably like the highest. [00:43:57] Speaker A: You know what, though? I bet you if you sat, I bet you it'd be less money to sit behind home plate than it is to sit in the outfield for one of those. [00:44:04] Speaker C: Probably right. [00:44:07] Speaker B: The monster seats for that. Cause back when they didn't, when Maguire was smashing balls, we had. We didn't, it was 99. Didn't have the seats in there yet. But yeah, I'd want to go. That's like something like Mark Lewis would get like a free fucking bit too. Like, you got to go that UFC. But I've never been more jealous my life, that one thing. [00:44:26] Speaker C: And you think he would take you knowing how much you love it, but he doesn't. [00:44:29] Speaker A: Like, he had extra set tickets too. He probably took some fucking. [00:44:33] Speaker B: Probably took some bimbo whore. [00:44:34] Speaker C: Yeah, it took some guy. So. So let's talk about it. Because it was like the craziest thing that I've ever witnessed on fucking the Internet. And that's the attempted assassination of one Donald J. Trump, which is crazy. [00:44:54] Speaker A: I think he's a junior. No, he's not a junior. [00:44:55] Speaker C: No, his son's a junior. Have you guys ever in our lifetimes seen an attempt, attempted assassination not of a world leader? [00:45:05] Speaker A: Leader? [00:45:05] Speaker B: I think that's the our world leader. No, I think that that was the first time since Reagan. [00:45:11] Speaker A: Cuz the only I could think of is when George Bush got the shoes thrown out of. Which is actually a very funny. [00:45:16] Speaker C: It's actually wicked funny. [00:45:17] Speaker B: That's still a meme. [00:45:18] Speaker C: But they. I mean, look at Mexico is crazy. Did you know they killed like, what was it like twelve or 13 presidential candidates before they. Now I believe that. [00:45:30] Speaker B: Yeah, bro, don't put you in a cartel. [00:45:33] Speaker A: You don't deal with the cartel. Yeah. And now mexican president on the face. [00:45:37] Speaker C: Of the fucking planet, because you'd be. [00:45:38] Speaker A: Just whatever the fuck you guys want to do. You bring me all the bitches, all the money with. [00:45:47] Speaker B: We have electricity, running water and food and bitches. You guys could do everything else. I don't give a fuck. [00:45:55] Speaker A: Yeah, prop me up. Yeah. [00:45:57] Speaker B: Yeah. Pad my pockets. [00:45:58] Speaker A: My actually has changed. [00:46:00] Speaker B: Pad, pad padditive your own pockets first and then let me get your change and you guys do whatever you want. Yeah. Justin, they'll put you in a fucking box. Do I go to Mexico and now. [00:46:11] Speaker C: They have their first woman president? I believe it's their first, but they have a woman president now, the Mexicans. Mexico. Yep. But for us, I've never seen anything like that. [00:46:26] Speaker A: As close as possible. I'm trying to think of anything else, you know, and then besides terrorists. [00:46:30] Speaker C: And then Biden comes out and says, we don't even know. This is maybe like two or 3 hours. We don't know if it's an attempted assassination. [00:46:38] Speaker B: He doesn't even know if he's talking about. [00:46:40] Speaker C: You don't even know. It's fucking Tuesday, buddy. [00:46:42] Speaker B: Yeah, he doesn't. Yeah, you're right. He has no idea. Today's Tuesday. He woke up today and he's just. [00:46:47] Speaker A: Like, turns his head right at the right. [00:46:48] Speaker C: It's remarkable. Cause I gotta be, I gotta be honest with you. If he gets his head blown off on television, right. We're in a civil war. [00:46:58] Speaker A: You think so? [00:46:59] Speaker C: A thousand percent. This country is on fire. Fire. [00:47:04] Speaker B: I think the country. I think the country's burning. I think the country is fucking rumbling right now. Oh, I mean, for sure, bro. [00:47:12] Speaker C: It's a low semi. It would have been full. [00:47:15] Speaker B: You know how you chill it out? [00:47:17] Speaker C: You have Donald Trump win president. [00:47:19] Speaker B: Exactly. It's, it's, it's a, it's a rat. I'm not political at all. Like camp pass and send. I had no skin in this game, but that dude had a real, you know, that dude had real ops. Like, he had real ops. He dodged death, bro. Got shot at, stood up, did the Jesse Owens and walked off. He got a whole clip. He's like, got the american flag and shit behind him. Like, that pitch is crazy. It's blood all over the place. That's going to be in history books. Yeah, I seen that. And it was like my kids history book in fucking 2030 with like a dick on, like, branching off of, like, Trump's nose. But it's like the picture with the flag behind it. [00:47:55] Speaker C: I'm like, yeah, it just. You don't think that this country would have been on fire? People been. People would have lost their fucking minds. [00:48:04] Speaker A: I think people wouldn't have believed that it was just like a loan shooter. That's why people don't believe that now. [00:48:08] Speaker C: They would have believed it's a thousand percent an inside job from the CIA to get him. [00:48:15] Speaker B: Like, as a bump. It's like all they did is, do. [00:48:19] Speaker C: You think that they're going to try to make another run at him or is he safe? [00:48:24] Speaker B: I don't think. [00:48:25] Speaker A: I think what I will tell you one thing is I don't think that the Secret Service is going to put themselves in that situation ever again. No, I think they'll be sweeping those things. They were not going to trust the local cops to be sweeping those things. And how about this? This is a very simple. It's a very simple rule for the CIA. How about you just throw a sniper on every single elevated surface in the air that could possibly reach this person with a rifle, and then you're fine. [00:48:49] Speaker C: I know. [00:48:50] Speaker A: Why wasn't this night their own snipers on that roof? [00:48:53] Speaker B: Right? [00:48:54] Speaker A: Like, forget about that. You had snipers looking at that roof or could get to that on that. [00:48:59] Speaker C: Apparently, like, one of the local cops seeing the guy walked up and could have taken a shot at him. [00:49:04] Speaker A: Yeah, he, like, nervous. [00:49:05] Speaker C: He got nervous and backed out. And then he rifled all those shots off. [00:49:09] Speaker A: This is what happens. Look, these people that Nico went to high school with, they become cops. Fucking losers that, you know, don't have a backbone. They become cops. [00:49:17] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:49:17] Speaker A: Just for benefits about it. [00:49:19] Speaker C: They were. [00:49:20] Speaker B: That's a very good way to put. Just not about it. Like hesitation. Like, my boy will tell you, hesitation will get you killed. Like that cop. That cop could have saved two people. And you know what? He saved no one. He's a bitch. But also, to Al's point, I think, like, that's a very poor job. Like, you're in the. Dude, you're in Pennsylvania. Like in a place in Pennsylvania. Really? Like, not really thinking. I don't know if you real. I don't know, the political parties and sides thing. Like, I wouldn't picture Pennsylvania as being the most hostile environment you could step into if you Donald J. Trump. That's just me. Maybe I'm wrong about that. I have no idea. Regardless, that's not somewhere in that setting where that all is. Someone. Dude, he was 130 yards away and going back to talking to talking back to Miami guy. That is not a far shot. [00:50:14] Speaker A: No, it's not as bad at a target like fields. [00:50:17] Speaker B: It's a football field. Literally. Football. A football. It ends those 100, 120 yards. [00:50:24] Speaker A: Yeah, that's what it is. [00:50:26] Speaker B: Yeah. So it's a football field. You're right, dude. That's. [00:50:29] Speaker C: He just doesn't. You just see him like. [00:50:32] Speaker B: That is crazy. That's literally from, like, that's literally from us to that fucking porch a little bit. No. Probably. [00:50:38] Speaker A: Can you believe that? Oh, we did a little perimeter sweep of that one thing. What do you mean you did a perimeter sweep? You should have someone on that porch. [00:50:46] Speaker C: You don't see somebody sitting on that rent. Those people off the street. That's crazy. [00:50:52] Speaker B: Those people that. That covered that. All the secret service members that ran up onto the stage. I know, I know. I lost six pounds in three months. Those look like the most unfit required people to protect the presidential candidate. You had. [00:51:10] Speaker C: Not only that, as a former president, they all get secret service on top of it. [00:51:16] Speaker B: Not to throw the sex thing out there either. Both the women. Useless. [00:51:20] Speaker A: Useless. They weren't useless. [00:51:22] Speaker B: You might be the most useless people in the world. [00:51:25] Speaker A: I mean, can you let this dog in? This is fucking crazy. This is absolutely insane. [00:51:37] Speaker B: He's pissed, dude. [00:51:38] Speaker A: Just an unbelievable showing here. Look at this. The blind leading the blind. Go lay down. Go lay down. You retied. [00:52:04] Speaker B: To. Hey, boys. [00:52:06] Speaker A: I can't wait for them to knock something over. Be like that time Ma Lewis walked into J. Fiennes and knocked everything over. [00:52:15] Speaker C: And you lost the whole episode. [00:52:17] Speaker A: 3 hours of recording. [00:52:19] Speaker C: That's crazy. [00:52:20] Speaker B: I will back to what I was saying, though. You need. There's no way that you can't find me some retired ranger that's like six foot five, built like a fucking door. That's who should be your secret service. Everyone that took the stage looked completely unfit, unprofessional for the job. Clearly, that's what's going on. We. You got a lack of. [00:52:41] Speaker A: You need John Cena's rocks. [00:52:43] Speaker B: You need only Jarat. You need. Yeah, you need Jarat. You need your rod. But list from that fucking cool series that you guys showed me. [00:52:50] Speaker A: White House down. [00:52:52] Speaker B: Yes. [00:52:52] Speaker A: No. Angels falling. [00:52:54] Speaker B: Yes. You need that. That's Junie. That guy can protect the fucking planet. So listen, all I'm saying is that would have been. That was a crazy, crazy event. Event inside of five years. You got Covid and you got a presidential assassination attempt. That's like. [00:53:11] Speaker A: Everyone's been saying that they're going to try to get him. They're going to try to get him. [00:53:15] Speaker C: They were saying that last time, but. [00:53:17] Speaker B: They'Re going to try and get him again. [00:53:18] Speaker A: Just. [00:53:19] Speaker B: No, just in general, because he's never going to publicly. I mean, he's never going to publicly speak again. [00:53:23] Speaker C: He's already has another one planned, like, next week. [00:53:26] Speaker A: He publicly spoke two days ago. Yeah, yesterday. [00:53:28] Speaker B: He probably spoke in front of a crowd. [00:53:30] Speaker A: Yes. At a convention. [00:53:31] Speaker C: He had a campaign, didn't he? [00:53:33] Speaker A: He's definitely going to. [00:53:35] Speaker C: He's a psycho. [00:53:36] Speaker A: Okay, I'm going to read you this thing that I don't even know if it's true, but people are saying it's true, that he went golf in the next day. [00:53:42] Speaker B: He still reached a nine. He had a 09:00 a.m. tee time at that next place he was supposed to speak at. He made it. [00:53:47] Speaker A: He made it. [00:53:48] Speaker B: He made it in golf. [00:53:49] Speaker A: Yeah, he made it all on the 9th hole. No, he had a 20 footer. 20 footer for birdie. Hits the putt, looks at his caddy and goes, unlike the shooter, I don't. [00:54:00] Speaker C: Mess, which is just, like, cold. [00:54:04] Speaker B: I mean, to be honest. You gotta be walking. [00:54:07] Speaker A: He got to be walking extra. Like his balls are hanging low. [00:54:09] Speaker C: Did you see this guy? Yeah, the shooter? [00:54:11] Speaker B: Yeah. He's a 20. Is it 20? Oh, yeah. [00:54:14] Speaker A: Again, the columbine shooters. Back in the day. That's what he looks like. [00:54:18] Speaker B: I'm not gonna lie to you. It's kind of a sad thing. I think that that's all I pampered. Pampered. Pressure wash by the parents. I don't know. Do they tell me I'm wrong if. [00:54:33] Speaker C: I'm wrong, but I don't know so much right now. [00:54:35] Speaker B: 120 year old kid that's gonna be playing because he had explosives all in his car, too. I don't know. I mean, maybe it's just one of those people mind. Some people a another joke of line. Some people just love to watch the world burn. [00:54:48] Speaker C: Yeah, but he's like, you know, but. [00:54:50] Speaker B: He'S 20 years old. [00:54:51] Speaker C: He's like, I got a ten inch pans. [00:54:53] Speaker A: There's some signs that, like, kids that I know that I'm around, that I'm like, something they. You could picture them doing something. [00:55:01] Speaker B: Some kids that I went to school, when I'm in high school, I'm like, I gotta be friends with him, dude, you gotta be friends at one point, you know, I'm glad I called that guy. You know what I'm talking about? You gotta get real. Put the red lipstick on and make sure your name's not on that list. A kid got expelled from Revere High. I'm pretty sure he had a list. He made a list. [00:55:24] Speaker C: Really? [00:55:25] Speaker B: Of people. Yeah. Yep. I wasn't on the list. That's good. Yeah, I didn't know kid I see didn't even know. I'm like, like, oh, do you remember so and so? I'm like, nope, never met him. When I came to school that. Nope word not on that list. That's dope. [00:55:41] Speaker A: It's the one list. [00:55:42] Speaker B: I mean, 130 yards. I said, I asked my buddy, I said 100. If you're 130 yards away, you have minimal experience to. None could. Is that a realistic shot to hit. [00:55:56] Speaker C: The rifle team in his high school? Which is crazy that this. They have gun club at high school. Yeah. [00:56:02] Speaker A: What's wrong with that? [00:56:03] Speaker C: That's a little crazy. [00:56:04] Speaker A: You learn how to shoot. [00:56:05] Speaker C: Have a golf team. [00:56:06] Speaker A: Yeah, have that too. I have no problem with the guns, with people learning how to use guns correctly. Correctly. I think that that kid, people make a fun of him for hours. Shot. I think he shot pretty well. To hit. To hit a target. Even though Donald Trump has got a huge head. He's got a, he's got a head the size of a fucking driving movie theater. So it's a little embarrassing that he missed. But to hit that from 130, 40 yards away to hit his ear, imagine. [00:56:31] Speaker C: If it's just, if he blasted his head like a melon. Just split it. [00:56:35] Speaker A: He doesn't turn. He does. [00:56:37] Speaker B: If he doesn't turn, he puts it right through the back of his head. [00:56:40] Speaker C: Exploded. That would have been everywhere. It's not like that's not living on the Internet. [00:56:44] Speaker A: I think if you let me practice for 30 to 40 days, I could hit 100. I could hit a mountain from 130 yards. [00:56:50] Speaker B: That'd be a good, that'd be a good series. [00:56:52] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:56:53] Speaker B: Just like seeing how you can't shoot. [00:56:56] Speaker C: Like that anywhere around here. You can shoot like New Hampshire guns. [00:56:59] Speaker A: No, I'll figure it out. [00:57:00] Speaker C: Rifle. I think they have rifle rangers. They might. [00:57:02] Speaker A: Yeah. I bet you they do something down the street. [00:57:04] Speaker B: Literally. Not even kidding. Down the street from my mom's house. If you keep driving past, keep it on the right. There's a gun range. There's a rifle range. [00:57:11] Speaker C: A rifle range. [00:57:12] Speaker B: Yes. [00:57:12] Speaker C: Pretty cool. [00:57:13] Speaker B: Yeah, they let it go. [00:57:14] Speaker A: I definitely do think that I could hit that in 30 days. Dude, I could teach myself to do anything in 30 days. [00:57:19] Speaker C: Yeah, anything. [00:57:22] Speaker A: 30 days is so long. So just think people like always 20 years old. How much training could he have? I'm not saying I could do 3000ft in the middle of the jungle, but. [00:57:32] Speaker B: If you live on a three wind variation. If you, if you. [00:57:36] Speaker C: I'm not going to be Jack swag. [00:57:38] Speaker A: Yeah, I know. [00:57:38] Speaker B: Yeah. If you. If you live though, at Al's point on a three acre, four acre somewhere in a Pennsylvania town like that, I mean, what the fuck else are you going to be doing? Yeah, you're throwing targets out there. You could throw a target 130 yards out on a field, easy money. Pull one at 100, 150, sit out there and just let it fly. So, yeah, I mean, you are right, but at the same time he's like, you know, you got to take into account like winds, everything. Bullet drop, the whole nine yards. And I'm not gonna lie, that gun sounded like a fucking cap gun, but. [00:58:15] Speaker C: Well, it was. [00:58:16] Speaker B: It was a semi automatic rifle. [00:58:18] Speaker C: Semi automatic. [00:58:19] Speaker A: From 500 yards away. I mean, 150 yards away, 30. That's why it sounded like that. I bet you right up on it. [00:58:25] Speaker C: It probably sounded like it wasn't a sniper rifle. [00:58:28] Speaker B: No, that little man. That little man couldn't have a probably. I like it. Yeah, like a Dre had like a dragon off probably. It's some fucking weird shit. [00:58:36] Speaker C: No, dragon off is a single shot. [00:58:38] Speaker B: Yeah, I know, but you know what I mean? Probably something that's like fucking a little bit less. [00:58:42] Speaker A: So did they come out and say it's probably hit the guy or was it. No. Did the shooter, was he the one that killed those people or was it from return fire? [00:58:55] Speaker C: I didn't. I don't. [00:58:55] Speaker A: I don't know that I haven't heard. [00:58:57] Speaker C: Well, he shot straight shot. [00:59:00] Speaker B: He also shot, I think, return three or four times. [00:59:03] Speaker C: Fire is going to be in the opposite direction. It's not going to be in the crowd. [00:59:09] Speaker A: Yeah, you'd assume so. [00:59:11] Speaker C: I would assume so, yeah. [00:59:12] Speaker B: Cause I didn't know. I thought initially that bullet comes from the front, it came from the back. Right? Like where he was looking. [00:59:20] Speaker A: No, I think it comes, doesn't it? Directly straight. [00:59:23] Speaker C: He's looking into the crowd. [00:59:25] Speaker B: He's looking that way, coming this way. Past his ear or is it going this way? [00:59:30] Speaker A: I don't. Cuz he turns like that. [00:59:31] Speaker C: No, it comes towards him. Not away from him. [00:59:34] Speaker A: I think it's diagonally this way he's shooting. And then when he turns this way, it just glances his ear. Yeah, that's what I think. [00:59:41] Speaker B: To not have a fucking. A roof covered within 150 yards. It's like, that is bad now that I'm just thinking about. [00:59:50] Speaker C: Not only that, bro, there's only like probably 150. [00:59:53] Speaker B: Dude, that roof right there that I'm staring at, that's over that white deck with the white jeep. Right there. That's not. There has to be 150, Nico, here's. [01:00:02] Speaker A: What I'll say real quick. If I can hit your fucking rooftop with a fucking attack wedge, and I don't even hit the ball far, that roof better be covered. Okay? 100, 2030 yards is a joke. [01:00:18] Speaker C: There's only like three roofs out there. [01:00:21] Speaker B: That's what I'm saying. [01:00:21] Speaker A: It's. [01:00:22] Speaker B: It's so close. [01:00:23] Speaker A: It's not even like it was if it was 750 yards away. Okay. Seven football fields. Five football fields. Okay. You could. [01:00:31] Speaker C: You have to be like a military train fucking sniper. [01:00:34] Speaker A: There are legitimately people that could throw a baseball that far. [01:00:40] Speaker B: Without a doubt. [01:00:41] Speaker C: I throw a plunger all the way across the street. [01:00:43] Speaker A: That's what I'm saying. So think about it. [01:00:45] Speaker B: Without a. No doubt, you could throw this. Professional athletes, they'll throw the ball on top of that roof over there. And so if a baseball player can throw a fucking baseball within the distance that the past president got shot, attempted at to get assassinated, bro. Shame on everybody there. [01:01:04] Speaker A: So this is. But this is where it starts to come in now. How is it. How are they that dumb to leave that roof, an elevated space open? [01:01:12] Speaker B: So where they got a worm? Do they have a worm in the can? This is. [01:01:15] Speaker A: We needed a J fine here. Jay fine would have some shit. [01:01:18] Speaker C: Yeah, Jay fine would have a field day with us. [01:01:21] Speaker B: Probably would know. Would know. The wind gusts of that day, the temperature in the whole geographical layout of that area in Pennsylvania that none of us even know of. [01:01:31] Speaker A: I will say that if it was the CIA, they would have got him. He would have never. It wouldn't have just been one shooter. They would have. They would have hit him with somebody else and just said that the shooter got him. That's the only that would say, like, it wouldn't have just been one guy. Guy, one kid. They would have shot him. Like they got JFK. Bill, it doesn't even make sense from where they say it came from. JFK got hit from somewhere else. That's why they call it the magic bullet, or at least multiple shooters. So that would have happened to Trump if it was the CIA, that's the. I think they would have gotten. [01:01:59] Speaker B: Dude, JFK got his fucking top blown off. [01:02:02] Speaker A: Remember when fucking chef to just tweeted that out in the middle? Like on middle of, like, I want to say it was like Thanksgiving or something. Just like happy. What's it called? His head's just getting blown off. And his wife slap. [01:02:14] Speaker B: Yeah, bro. Yeah. His wife's just sitting. [01:02:18] Speaker C: Sitting there dude, she got brain in her pocket. She was, like, picking up his brain and putting in her pocket, like, to, like, save him so they can put it back in. She was, like, so distraught. That's like, a real thing. [01:02:32] Speaker B: That's actually, she probably lived a terrible, like, a terrible life for the remainder of her time. [01:02:37] Speaker C: All the Kennedys get smoked. [01:02:40] Speaker B: Isn't there, like, isn't there, like, a grandson that's. That's relevant right now? He spoke to on it. [01:02:47] Speaker A: Do you mean the guy that's running. [01:02:48] Speaker C: The one running for president? [01:02:49] Speaker A: The one that. I don't think I could listen to him talk. [01:02:52] Speaker C: Well, he had a brain worm. [01:02:54] Speaker A: Is that. [01:02:54] Speaker C: That's why he talks like that? I think he's, like, still healing from it. You know who he's married to? His wife is. [01:03:01] Speaker A: Yeah, Larry David's wife and Cheryl. Cheryl Hines. Is that her name? [01:03:07] Speaker C: I think so. [01:03:09] Speaker A: All right, so I wanted to talk to you guys about this, because I've been thinking about. Because all I've been thinking about is food after this fucking thing. [01:03:15] Speaker C: Like, did you have a good time? [01:03:18] Speaker A: Oh, at your thing? [01:03:19] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:03:20] Speaker A: Yes. Yeah, I had a good time. And he did say thank you. If people wonder multiple times. Multiple times. So, you know, I had a good time. You did a good job. [01:03:27] Speaker C: Thank you. I appreciate that. [01:03:29] Speaker B: You did do a good job. [01:03:30] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:03:30] Speaker C: Although, Nico, I had to make him put sausages back. Nico, I don't want sausage. [01:03:35] Speaker B: You thought I took. You thought I took mad sausage? [01:03:37] Speaker C: I. Cool. I thought that because you can't. I couldn't see underneath. Know you had chicken fingers. So I go over, right? And I just see him. I just grilled all the sausages for everybody. Nico's getting ready to leave. He walks up and just gets a togo container. Just putting all the sausages in the thing. I go, dude, I said, take some food. Home is all food. You go right to all the hot sausages that are just grilled for everybody. There's only 24 of them. [01:04:01] Speaker B: He's just filling his togo thing with chinese sausages. [01:04:05] Speaker C: They go, bro, come on, give me a break here. [01:04:07] Speaker B: But you also thought the whole thing was sausages. It wasn't. I had chicken fingers. I didn't know they only had sausages. [01:04:13] Speaker C: Well, I had black container. [01:04:15] Speaker B: I took two Chinese and one regular, which is fine. [01:04:18] Speaker C: I don't care. [01:04:18] Speaker B: Yeah, you. [01:04:19] Speaker A: But why would he. How many sausages were you bringing home? [01:04:23] Speaker B: Three. [01:04:24] Speaker C: No, he was bringing four. [01:04:26] Speaker B: There was three. It was two. It was two Chinese, one. [01:04:28] Speaker C: Reggie, after I made you. [01:04:30] Speaker B: No, that was. [01:04:30] Speaker A: That was it chinese. Really? [01:04:32] Speaker C: How many did you take home? [01:04:33] Speaker B: Two Chinese. I just put back the regular one. [01:04:35] Speaker C: Okay. I had them last night, and I don't even care. Take the sausages. But it's like, we just made them for everyone to eat and not. [01:04:43] Speaker B: I should have never eaten one. [01:04:44] Speaker C: Nobody ate them all. [01:04:47] Speaker A: So you ate a sausage and then took three home? [01:04:50] Speaker B: Two. Attempted three. [01:04:53] Speaker A: Okay. I can see why he lost six. [01:04:56] Speaker C: Pounds at four out of 24. [01:04:59] Speaker A: That is crazy. He got 25% of the sausages. [01:05:02] Speaker B: There was a lot of sauce. There was not 20. I need 2024 in each container. [01:05:07] Speaker C: I mean, I made 24 sausages, and. [01:05:11] Speaker B: Dude, I don't know. There was a lot of sauce. [01:05:14] Speaker C: I'm telling you, I bought them. They were packed for three. [01:05:16] Speaker B: There was sausages all over the place, and I got. [01:05:21] Speaker C: I got four packs of Chinese of three and then four packs of Italians. [01:05:27] Speaker A: My dog sucks. He just all. Just grunts and just like, oh, he's, like, all pissed that he can't walk freely. [01:05:32] Speaker C: So what were you saying about the food? What were you gonna bring? [01:05:35] Speaker A: No, I wasn't gonna bring up the food for the place. I was thinking in my head, because I. Because we just got off this thing, like, what I kind of want to hit up, like, what I want to eat. [01:05:43] Speaker C: What you want to eat. [01:05:44] Speaker A: So I'm pro. I probably not. I'm probably back to being the fattest on the podcast, because I went to Sally's, which was very good. Go try out Sally's and fucking woman. Very good pizza. [01:05:52] Speaker C: You ran into being shooter. [01:05:53] Speaker A: I did run into the bean shooter there. He was all jacked up. But if you had to pick five, like, you're starting five of, like, regional food items, like dishes. Regionally food dishes that you would be the first five things you would eat. Okay, what would it be? [01:06:13] Speaker C: Italian sub from new Deal. [01:06:15] Speaker A: Italian sub from new Deal. [01:06:16] Speaker C: I want steak tips from either. No, give me steak tips from what's it called in Peabody. [01:06:27] Speaker B: Shut up. [01:06:30] Speaker A: Go lay down. [01:06:33] Speaker C: Steak tips from what's the place in Peabody champions champion? Steak tips. So that's two. Give me an antipasto from Newbridge. Okay, that's three. [01:06:47] Speaker B: What was the first one? [01:06:49] Speaker C: Talent sub, new dealing sub, new deal antipasto, new brave champions. Steak tips. [01:06:56] Speaker A: Well, you can actually make an argument that those middle two you could get when you're not on a diet. [01:07:02] Speaker C: Yeah, absolutely. I got me too. I did that exact thing. Cause it was just meat and salad. Okay. Pizza from somewhere. [01:07:15] Speaker B: Mayonnaise. [01:07:16] Speaker A: Oh, Manny's got the worst pizza, dude. [01:07:19] Speaker C: Old school Bianchi. If it's still around. Then it's not. The new bianchis give me, like, old Yankees Revere beach, like, their own spot there. That's my four and my fifth one. I feel like, do I want to throw chinese food in there, or do I want to throw a burger in there? [01:07:42] Speaker B: Hey, dude, chinese food fucks me up now, dude. I can't have that much anymore. [01:07:47] Speaker A: Yeah, regional foods. What do you think, Nick? You want to build one list? [01:07:50] Speaker B: Regional. [01:07:51] Speaker C: Oh, you want to build a list? [01:07:52] Speaker B: What's regional? [01:07:53] Speaker A: What do you want to do? [01:07:54] Speaker B: What does that mean around us? [01:07:56] Speaker A: All right, if we're building a list, I got to throw the 99 Gulf evil wings on there. [01:08:00] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:08:00] Speaker C: Okay. I like that. [01:08:01] Speaker B: At five. [01:08:02] Speaker A: That's fine. Five's fine. I'll take it. That's fucking solid. [01:08:05] Speaker B: That's fine. That's five. [01:08:06] Speaker A: That's all I've been thinking about. [01:08:07] Speaker B: Okay. [01:08:08] Speaker A: The gold fever wings. [01:08:09] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. They're unbelievable. [01:08:10] Speaker B: What is this list based off of, by the way? Regional. [01:08:14] Speaker C: Regional food. Okay, let's say you could only eat these five things for your last meal. You gotta pick them. I know. I don't want to say last meal. [01:08:22] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:08:23] Speaker C: But it's just. I don't know how to categorize this. So five regional food items. Regional to us, obviously. [01:08:30] Speaker B: Number five gold fee fever wings from the 99. All right. [01:08:35] Speaker C: I mean, do we throw a roast beef on there? [01:08:38] Speaker B: It's. [01:08:38] Speaker A: I think we have to throw roast beef. [01:08:39] Speaker B: I mean, I could go for Mike's roast beef any day of the week. Twice on a Sunday. [01:08:44] Speaker A: Suck that. Glenn's was closed. [01:08:45] Speaker C: It's way better than I. Yeah, Glenn's. [01:08:47] Speaker B: It's fucking close today, too. [01:08:49] Speaker A: 24Th. [01:08:50] Speaker B: 24Th. [01:08:51] Speaker C: I was gonna go yesterday, and they were close. [01:08:53] Speaker B: We went. We. Yeah, we went last week. Fucking. [01:08:56] Speaker C: Okay, Glenn's roast beef. Give me a beef three way. Are you gonna go large beef with the. [01:09:03] Speaker A: Are we gonna go Glenn's? Are we gonna get something? Like, you know, I have, like, Jamie's. [01:09:09] Speaker B: I haven't been to. I haven't been to a testes. I haven't been to a Jamie's. I haven't been to. [01:09:21] Speaker C: Yes, we saved the cat. [01:09:22] Speaker A: Cause we saved the cats. [01:09:25] Speaker C: Cause you left the door open, and we saved the cat. [01:09:28] Speaker A: Sorry for how bad this podcast is, how crazy my house is. People got no respect. Zero respect. Not for long. [01:09:44] Speaker C: You're gonna have to hear that later. [01:09:45] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. [01:09:47] Speaker C: Okay, so we're gonna go. If we're gonna go roast beef, I think we just go two guys. [01:09:52] Speaker B: We just go with the roast beef from around. [01:09:56] Speaker A: I want it specific. [01:09:58] Speaker B: Didn't fucking pick one. [01:09:59] Speaker C: I'm not saying Mike's in Everett unless. [01:10:04] Speaker B: Unless, you know, Glenn's. [01:10:05] Speaker A: Let's go glance. [01:10:06] Speaker C: Okay, we're gonna go. [01:10:07] Speaker B: He really thinks it's that much better than Mike. That's fine. Or is that a three? [01:10:14] Speaker A: Four. [01:10:15] Speaker C: That's a four. [01:10:16] Speaker B: Three. [01:10:18] Speaker C: Are we gonna go? [01:10:19] Speaker B: I think you go saving mind for number two or one. [01:10:23] Speaker C: I'm gonna say italian sub. [01:10:25] Speaker A: Get it tight. So one of the slots. [01:10:27] Speaker B: I don't like italian subs, so that's fine. You guys can keep that new deal. [01:10:31] Speaker C: Italian. [01:10:32] Speaker A: To even say if we even think. [01:10:33] Speaker B: It makes the Regina pizza man. [01:10:36] Speaker A: I don't. I don't disagree. If you got to have a pizza in the slot. [01:10:39] Speaker C: So the top two, I would go with antapios. Over. I will go top. It was over Regina all day. [01:10:45] Speaker A: What about how it doesn't. It lacks integrity. [01:10:48] Speaker C: What do you mean? [01:10:49] Speaker A: Like, when you pick it up, it lacks integrity. [01:10:51] Speaker C: Yeah, but I kind of like that. And I like the bottom sees is really good. [01:10:56] Speaker B: I fucking eat the bottom. I'm not in on the bottom them. I love the way the dough is a fresh Regina pie. Holy. [01:11:03] Speaker C: Regina, the dough is too doughy. [01:11:05] Speaker B: That's why. [01:11:06] Speaker A: Can we put a sausage and garlic, then Santa Pierce pizza. Can we put it? [01:11:10] Speaker C: Yeah, we can do sausage and garlic. I would agree with that. And then give me some cherry peppers on the side. I want to cut those up and put them on top. [01:11:18] Speaker B: We're going to put a hash mark on this and then put Regina also on the side so I can enjoy fucking pizza. [01:11:23] Speaker A: I do love. I like Regina's. [01:11:25] Speaker C: I like if I do Regina, it has to just be cheese. And you ask for it well done. It has to be. It has to be well done. It has to be. [01:11:34] Speaker A: You can ask just cheese, but I. [01:11:36] Speaker C: Would say, honestly, brown jug might be up there, too for that pizza. [01:11:41] Speaker B: That pizza, to me, that's if I feel like double dough, coke dough, drunk grind balls. [01:11:48] Speaker C: I don't like that. We're not talking about the clientele. We're talking about the food. [01:11:52] Speaker B: I know, but that's like what the pizza like when I just eat it. [01:11:57] Speaker C: Dude, it's Bob pizza. What do you want? All right, so coke and a fucking. [01:12:06] Speaker B: Withdrawal. Fucking give me coke and withdrawals. [01:12:09] Speaker C: Okay, number two. Are we gonna go steak tip or we gonna go. I would say steak tip. Chinese. [01:12:17] Speaker B: No, we already did two pizza. We're on one. [01:12:20] Speaker C: No, number one. What are we did? Fever, fever. Roast beef, italian sub pizza. Pizza. All right, so lemon spots. Probably got to be the steak tips then. [01:12:32] Speaker B: That's the one thing that I don't get when I go out. Never, never in my life. I don't give a fuck who it is. I don't care. [01:12:39] Speaker A: The steak tip is like regionally relevant to this area. Like people really don't know about steak tips outside of this area. [01:12:45] Speaker B: Yeah, really outside. They don't have steak tip. [01:12:47] Speaker A: I don't understand what they are. [01:12:48] Speaker B: Why do we have a dude? See, now me personally, I would say going with the steak tip, I'm gimme a steak and cheese. [01:12:57] Speaker A: Steak and cheese right now. [01:12:58] Speaker B: Give me a fucking steak and cheese at number one. [01:13:02] Speaker C: I've never, I haven't had it. [01:13:03] Speaker B: No one's fucking had cop. [01:13:05] Speaker C: I haven't had it. [01:13:07] Speaker B: Golf stound them. [01:13:11] Speaker C: I don't think you can have two, two subs on this list. We don't really have a big burger spot. Fat ruckus. Maybe you don't really have a big burger pie. [01:13:22] Speaker B: What's more locally eaten here, steak tips or steak and cheeses? [01:13:27] Speaker C: I think, I think steak tips are more of a staple than the steak and cheese is. [01:13:32] Speaker B: Personally, I think more people are apt to go out and go for a steak and cheese in the. [01:13:36] Speaker C: We could say the same thing with a chicken. Chicken palm sub. We're not doing just I don't think you should have two different subs on the list. [01:13:42] Speaker A: So here's what people do. [01:13:43] Speaker C: Italian sub, steak and cheese. [01:13:45] Speaker A: People gonna say about the. About the champion steak tips. If we go champion steak tips, which I like, champion steak tips, they're gonna. [01:13:50] Speaker C: Say that they're too sweet or new bridge. [01:13:53] Speaker A: And then new bridge, they're gonna say doesn't have enough flavor. That's that. [01:13:55] Speaker B: Like people will also like triple overpriced. [01:13:59] Speaker A: Over, like which steak tips better. [01:14:01] Speaker C: Yeah. Floramos do we talk about floramos is unbelievable. I'm out on the steak tips, guys. [01:14:09] Speaker B: I just personally am out on the steak tips. I did. I threw in my fucking fun. [01:14:15] Speaker C: I don't think we can have two selfies on there. [01:14:17] Speaker B: I said steak and cheese. [01:14:19] Speaker A: We're talking about what, let's just call it break your diet food or what do we want to call it? Like regional food? [01:14:24] Speaker B: Comfort. I mean, so this is all comfort food. [01:14:26] Speaker C: It's not comfort foods. It's a regionally relevant foods. But I don't think you missed something. [01:14:31] Speaker B: I would think that. I would think that as steak tips. [01:14:34] Speaker A: Steak and cheese, like can't go in. [01:14:35] Speaker C: The fur in the number one spot. [01:14:37] Speaker B: I didn't. We can jump. [01:14:38] Speaker A: We could. [01:14:39] Speaker B: Personally, I think steak tips shouldn't be in the number one spot regionally either. That's not. [01:14:43] Speaker C: What would you say, chinese food, then, column? [01:14:46] Speaker A: No, I would call on this trash. [01:14:48] Speaker C: I'm just saying if that's. [01:14:50] Speaker A: They want to sponsor. [01:14:51] Speaker C: If that's what we're talking about. I forget. [01:14:53] Speaker A: Kowloon fresh. [01:14:54] Speaker C: I got Jade's yesterday, so I got Jade's last night for dinner. [01:14:58] Speaker A: I'm telling you, green tea. [01:14:59] Speaker C: Green tea is good, too. Green tea is. [01:15:02] Speaker A: Old lady comes out, you don't know if she's 60 or she's 95. You don't understand how she's 20. [01:15:07] Speaker C: It's like you have. No. [01:15:08] Speaker A: She comes out and, you know, she just coached you. The best male of her life. [01:15:11] Speaker C: Yeah. And she had a day shift at fucking massaging at holistic. Like, eight people off. [01:15:16] Speaker A: Yeah, she jerked a couple people off. [01:15:18] Speaker C: She's making egg rolls with ceramic wrap. She gave you a sarani. So. All right, we have our items. Are we sticking to chinese food as one of the item? [01:15:30] Speaker A: Are you cool with chinese food? You want a singular dish that goes in. I was like, oh, you gotta go. [01:15:35] Speaker B: You're gonna put chinese that again? Can't do that. [01:15:40] Speaker C: No, but it is a regional relevant thing. [01:15:43] Speaker B: Like, if you. [01:15:43] Speaker A: Okay. Chinese saga swings, you know? [01:15:46] Speaker C: Yeah, but I am not gonna do that. [01:15:47] Speaker A: I agree. [01:15:48] Speaker C: Knocking dogs. [01:15:50] Speaker A: I say we take chinese food off. [01:15:51] Speaker C: Okay. [01:15:52] Speaker B: It's tube. It's too wide. [01:15:53] Speaker A: Okay. [01:15:54] Speaker B: Can't narrow it down. [01:15:56] Speaker C: So are you flopping out? I would say you switching steak and cheese with an italian sub? Because I'll make that argument. I would. I would rather have a steak and cheese than an italian sub. [01:16:08] Speaker B: I would do that. But you just can't. I just don't think if we're talking regional, what we're talking about for food, steak tip in our region is definitely not number one. [01:16:19] Speaker A: It's not number one. I get that. [01:16:21] Speaker C: Pizza would be. [01:16:22] Speaker B: I would also go. [01:16:24] Speaker A: Is there a go to place for the steak and cheese at least? Like, new dell. Okay. It's a go to. [01:16:28] Speaker C: Santoros used to be. [01:16:30] Speaker A: Yeah, but they're not around. [01:16:31] Speaker C: They're not around. [01:16:35] Speaker B: Recently. That's fucking really good. The blazes is really good. I know it's not. [01:16:42] Speaker C: I know what the dollar had. Do they make. [01:16:44] Speaker B: Unbelievable. Unbelievable. That place is unbelievable. [01:16:48] Speaker A: Makes calls. [01:16:49] Speaker B: You guys just, again, stolen. The fucking cop error from Jimmy refused to invite me. [01:16:55] Speaker A: 1236. Can we get to Kyle's? [01:16:58] Speaker B: Can we get the cars? No, we can't get to know. [01:17:01] Speaker C: We can plan that next week, I. [01:17:04] Speaker A: Almost want to say Richie slush, because is there anything better than a slush? [01:17:07] Speaker C: What about. I would argue. I would argue with Richardson. I would put Richardson's on the list. But Richardson probably be like in the five spot or, no, it's not beating out beating. [01:17:22] Speaker B: I said, at least put it in the four. [01:17:24] Speaker C: You know what? [01:17:24] Speaker A: I would take two Bartucci's rolls. [01:17:28] Speaker B: Fucking heat. Those are fuck. [01:17:31] Speaker C: Texas roadhouse roll. [01:17:33] Speaker A: Yeah, but that's like those. [01:17:34] Speaker B: I can. How many of those can you have, please? [01:17:36] Speaker C: Like at least eight or nine. [01:17:37] Speaker B: The last girl that I like, that I was talking to, I remember one night we want to go get fucking, she's like, oh, can please order me a dozen, a dozen rolls? [01:17:47] Speaker C: Would you say burger? How do you feel about that? [01:17:51] Speaker B: A blue ox burger I've never had. I've heard they great. [01:17:54] Speaker C: I'm missing out. [01:17:54] Speaker B: Listen, I've heard they great. I'm not gonna sit here and be like, listen, they're not good until I try it enough people have said, yo, and I'm a cheeseburger guy. Love it. Like, I love a fucking good cheeseburger. I love good cheese. [01:18:06] Speaker A: You do? [01:18:07] Speaker C: Why? [01:18:07] Speaker B: Cuz I just get cheese on it. [01:18:09] Speaker C: Well, that's kind of lame. [01:18:12] Speaker A: What's going on out there? [01:18:13] Speaker B: What's going on over there? [01:18:14] Speaker A: I don't know. There's a lot going on in the. [01:18:16] Speaker B: Checking out of that mother. [01:18:18] Speaker A: We get someone opening boxes down. [01:18:20] Speaker B: We haven't even necessarily box. [01:18:23] Speaker A: Yeah, what's in that box over there? What are you opening up? [01:18:30] Speaker C: All right. [01:18:30] Speaker A: Oh, they don't want to talk. Who's down there opening boxes? See, they know. [01:18:36] Speaker B: Oh, she's doing everything. Everything in her disrespect. Not doctor, not the dog, just the misses. [01:18:53] Speaker C: Of all the things that she could be doing right now is she's doing an unboxing off camera and I'm literally can hear checking. [01:18:59] Speaker B: So five wings for Richardson's. Yes. Three Regina pizza. No, two Regina pizza. [01:19:09] Speaker C: So Regina, three italian dude. [01:19:14] Speaker B: Roast beef should be fucking number one. [01:19:17] Speaker C: I would think we're getting now. [01:19:19] Speaker B: Yeah. Regina to roast beef number one. [01:19:21] Speaker C: All right. [01:19:21] Speaker A: I can live with that. [01:19:22] Speaker C: I agree. [01:19:23] Speaker B: What's up, man? [01:19:24] Speaker C: Hey, why don't you come on the 6th? Why don't you just join us at this point? [01:19:29] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:19:33] Speaker C: We'Ll think about it. [01:19:35] Speaker B: Bring in a basketball hoop. All righty. [01:19:40] Speaker C: How far into this episode are we? [01:19:42] Speaker A: I don't know. This is madness. How much noise is being made? This is gonna be the disrespect episode. [01:19:48] Speaker C: The absolute doctor disrespect. [01:19:51] Speaker B: No. Misses the featuring misses. Disrespect. Disrespect. [01:19:56] Speaker A: Look at her. [01:19:57] Speaker C: She's stolen. Like, a little noise. [01:20:01] Speaker B: You know what? Slam that, too, kid. Just break it actually off the hinges now. [01:20:06] Speaker A: The dog's gonna go crazy. [01:20:11] Speaker C: How far into this episode are we. [01:20:12] Speaker A: Niko, we can't be that far. [01:20:15] Speaker B: We're at a great spot. [01:20:17] Speaker C: What does that mean? [01:20:19] Speaker B: Okay, let's play a game. How far do you think we are? [01:20:21] Speaker A: I think an hour 20. [01:20:22] Speaker C: I would say an hour 20. [01:20:25] Speaker B: Dude, fuck you guys. [01:20:27] Speaker C: Is it. [01:20:27] Speaker B: I can't even play the game, bro. It's 121. [01:20:29] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, it's. Cause we're fucking savages. I didn't even look at my phone at what time we started, I swear. [01:20:34] Speaker B: You all looked at your phone. [01:20:36] Speaker C: All right, so, um, we. We're actually, a bunch of us are going to the movies tonight. We're gonna go see long legs. [01:20:43] Speaker B: Everyone but me. [01:20:44] Speaker C: Highly anticipated. Nico does not like his family. That's okay. [01:20:48] Speaker B: You know, I. You know, listen, only thing I would say, last time I went with my family to the movies was one of the worst experiences I've ever had in my life. The second time before that naught to bring up a bad time. Obviously, the passing of Justin's mom, that was an awesome time. Top Gun, too. I tried to explain. I explained to my mother on Sunday. That was. That was, like, gave me goosebumps. That's why I go to the movies. [01:21:15] Speaker C: How about your mother clipping all my landlord's hiding to take home? [01:21:21] Speaker B: I think she got approved to do that. [01:21:23] Speaker C: But isn't that. That's kind of a crazy ask, don't you think? [01:21:26] Speaker A: It's a little wild, but. [01:21:27] Speaker B: Yes, definitely crazy. But I think. I'm not gonna lie to you. I think that that was, like, an older woman, like, game respect game thing. [01:21:33] Speaker A: Yeah, I think. [01:21:34] Speaker B: I think Eddie's mom, like, enjoyed that. She was, like, laughing about it. [01:21:37] Speaker C: Well, Eddie's mom is, like, the nicest human on the planet, and my mother's couldn't say. She couldn't say no. If your mother was like, hey, can I have your car? She probably would've been like, yeah, how long do you need it for? [01:21:50] Speaker B: Oh, that's nice. [01:21:51] Speaker C: That's the type of lady she is. [01:21:53] Speaker B: That's nice. [01:21:55] Speaker A: I just think this is what all women do, because my. [01:21:57] Speaker B: I. [01:21:58] Speaker A: My wife's mother brings hydrangeas all the time from her. Hydrangea. [01:22:02] Speaker B: Yeah. I think it's a one old woman, game respect game thing. I think it's like, bring. Almost like bringing over a cigar for somebody. [01:22:07] Speaker A: That's it. Yeah. [01:22:08] Speaker B: It's like, I have fresh flowers right here that if you want to clip them instead of going to fucking, they're gonna look. Yeah. And my mother, my mother immediately found something to put water in and put them in it. So it's like, that's what old woman get fired up for. [01:22:24] Speaker C: I will say not one person helped me fucking clean up that whole party. [01:22:29] Speaker A: That's not true. [01:22:29] Speaker C: Not one. [01:22:30] Speaker A: First of all, Eddie's mother 100% did. At the very end, I took out trash bags. When throughout the night, I took out one or two bags. [01:22:38] Speaker C: Oh. [01:22:38] Speaker B: So luckily you, you, you change shifted to take a nice picture with all like, the kids and all that. Because the original spot where we were to take like, a guy. [01:22:49] Speaker C: Worst photography that was. I don't know. [01:22:51] Speaker A: Do you see the pictures you put up? Those were bad. Who took those pictures? [01:22:55] Speaker C: Your wife too? [01:22:55] Speaker A: No, no, she didn't. My wife's pictures were great. That she put up. No, look, those aren't the pictures. [01:23:00] Speaker C: She show you the difference between your. [01:23:03] Speaker B: Wife'S photo, someone's pictures, everybody in the church, whoever. No, no, no. Whoever took the picture, like mom. Justin put it up like a different picture. [01:23:12] Speaker C: Like, Michael, your wife took this. [01:23:15] Speaker A: My wife was ten sheets in the bag at that point. [01:23:17] Speaker C: Your wife took out. [01:23:19] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:23:20] Speaker C: Difference of how nice and light. That one that I took. [01:23:24] Speaker B: We changed. You change spots, Nico. [01:23:26] Speaker C: It's the same background. [01:23:28] Speaker B: Oh, it is. I didn't see that. I can't see when you took this. [01:23:31] Speaker A: I think it's because Nico's so fat. He was blank and all the. He was blocking. [01:23:34] Speaker C: He was causing a shadow. That's what it was. [01:23:37] Speaker A: They wish. [01:23:38] Speaker C: See, look at Nico. Mako looks straight, black. [01:23:42] Speaker B: All Mako's heads back. It's getting blocked by Pauly. [01:23:45] Speaker A: No, but see how they did a straight line? We did a curve. That was the problem. [01:23:49] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:23:50] Speaker A: See how that she's the farthest back. [01:23:52] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:23:52] Speaker A: So it's not you, but it is what it is. That was a good time. [01:23:58] Speaker C: Listen, I had a great time. [01:23:59] Speaker A: It was a good time the whole time. [01:24:02] Speaker B: Small. That was awesome. You go all day long, so you go, you're a fucking loser. If you. [01:24:09] Speaker A: Graham cracker, chocolate marshmallow. [01:24:12] Speaker B: Chocolate graham cracker. [01:24:13] Speaker C: Yeah, that's you double the only way to eat a small, dude. [01:24:17] Speaker B: Death. If you don't need a small like that, dude. And you only put it up on like, the bottom of the top. Like, I mean, like. But I only getting fucking jerked off. [01:24:25] Speaker C: I'm not doing a full bar on two. Like, uh. Are you doing, like, four squares on one cracker? Yes. That's crazy. [01:24:35] Speaker A: Half a bar. Half a bar on top. [01:24:37] Speaker B: No, no, no, no. You take half a bar, half of a half, break a row, which is three, like this, and then you break the second row, and then it's split. Marshmallow graham cracker. [01:24:49] Speaker A: You do got fatter fingers than I would've expected. Neglect. [01:24:51] Speaker B: I've broken eight of them. [01:24:53] Speaker A: They just look like. I would say they look like the small, you know. [01:24:57] Speaker B: Italian sausage links. [01:24:58] Speaker A: Yes. [01:24:59] Speaker B: If we did the Jacksonville sausage breakfast. Sausage links. [01:25:03] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:25:03] Speaker B: You could replace my pinky with one of those. So at any given time, if I have to give a finger for something, I automatically have a replacement in my freezer. It's just gonna be a. Jacksonville already. [01:25:13] Speaker C: Has my exact hands. If you look at my kid's hands. [01:25:17] Speaker B: God bless you. You got a cute ass kid. He's got fucking huge eyes. [01:25:20] Speaker C: He is cute. His lips are fucking huge. [01:25:22] Speaker B: Big ass. [01:25:23] Speaker A: He's gonna suck the chrome off a table. He's gonna make some guy so happy, he's gonna be stuck in the skin. [01:25:31] Speaker C: He does have the gauging in the family from his uncle. [01:25:35] Speaker A: Yeah, that is true. [01:25:36] Speaker B: Well, that's like bestiality as well. [01:25:38] Speaker C: What? How's it bestiality? [01:25:41] Speaker A: Fucking animals. Is that true? [01:25:43] Speaker B: Oh, I thought you're talking about the uncle that jerked off the dog. [01:25:45] Speaker C: No, I'm talking about. [01:25:46] Speaker A: That is true. He did. [01:25:47] Speaker C: Talking about. Sabrina's brother is gay. [01:25:50] Speaker A: Oh. [01:25:52] Speaker B: I really thought we talked about Uncle June jerking off the dog. [01:25:56] Speaker C: No, I'm talking. I'm talking about. [01:25:59] Speaker A: Yeah, he could be Uncle June. [01:26:01] Speaker C: No. [01:26:01] Speaker A: Or it could be Uncle Greg. [01:26:03] Speaker B: Was that. Yeah, Greg. My name's Greg, and I have a mangina. [01:26:07] Speaker A: Could be Uncle June. Could be Uncle Greg. Or maybe it could be both. [01:26:09] Speaker B: Yeah, could be Uncle June. Uncle Greg with a little tatter. Sabrina. Brother. [01:26:14] Speaker A: That's Greg. Oh, keep up with the conversation. [01:26:17] Speaker B: He's a cute guy. No, no, no. I'm. I get a pass, bro. I don't know who anybody is except you guys. Outside of the first wave, you're all just faded. [01:26:29] Speaker C: I just. I'm trying to figure out a way how to explain exploit his baby good looks. [01:26:36] Speaker B: Well, you don't videotape him enough. You should be contact from subway. [01:26:42] Speaker A: See how we can make some money off him. Are you talking for social media clicks? [01:26:46] Speaker C: No, just like baby modeling or something. [01:26:51] Speaker A: Oh, that's what you're thinking? I don't know. I feel like that's a slippery slope. [01:26:56] Speaker C: It is I gotta. [01:26:58] Speaker A: You don't wanna make the kid weird. [01:26:59] Speaker C: I gotta get in touch with Drake Bell's guy. [01:27:03] Speaker A: Yeah, it's a good idea. His manager. [01:27:07] Speaker C: You can point me in the right direction. [01:27:09] Speaker A: All right, bud. [01:27:09] Speaker C: You guys have anything else you wanted to talk about? [01:27:11] Speaker B: You were about to this justice about. You were about to say something how? Just immediately. All right, you guys also. [01:27:18] Speaker A: What are you ordering? That chat thing you were just on? [01:27:21] Speaker B: Nothing. What is that on? [01:27:24] Speaker C: It was what it looks like grind is on. Grind. [01:27:26] Speaker B: That's WhatsApp. [01:27:27] Speaker C: What do you want? Grinder. [01:27:29] Speaker B: Oh, got sneaky links on WhatsApp. You got to get off the grid. [01:27:33] Speaker C: Sometimes guys grinder with the guys 0ft away. [01:27:38] Speaker B: No, al, no. [01:27:40] Speaker A: 0Ft. [01:27:40] Speaker C: But you know, that should be the new episode. [01:27:45] Speaker B: No? Yeah, the fucking. I don't know what the episode this is just gonna say featuring misses disrespect. [01:27:51] Speaker A: My question is what's going on with the Bo stuff real quick. Not crazy, but just like update us what people can be looking out for some more drops. [01:27:59] Speaker B: So I have, I have a legitimate. I went, I was at softball last night, kid extended help to come and personally set up all the stuff that I have for my stream to make sure everything's cool. I said, wow, that's very nice of you. He said, when do you want to do it? We have a double headed next Monday, which is my premiere, which was my date for my premiere night. So we might push it to Tuesday night. If not, everything's kind of going good. But this is kind of going to work greatly in the fact that the stuff that I've ordered, it's obvious, like my Oklahoma jersey. I'm not gonna lie. It might be three weeks. It might take like three weeks to get to me, whatever. That's just how it is. [01:28:41] Speaker A: So you need it. You need a red shirt, a QB. [01:28:43] Speaker B: Redheen or a penny. I probably should. I should be wearing a penny. I should be wearing a black penny. That's what the third string quarterback that doesn't play wiz on the sidelines over his jersey. Can I. I'm also. Tomorrow I will be. Bo will be going to visit Mama Bo up at the ranch. [01:29:03] Speaker A: Okay. [01:29:03] Speaker B: And we will be on the ranch tomorrow with the livestock. [01:29:07] Speaker A: I like it. [01:29:07] Speaker B: And yeah, we're gonna get a way gonna get. My mom actually has, you know what she has that thing that is like previewed all over tick tock, nonstop. You put it in. Since if there's a singular person, my mom says it fucks up when she's trying to do the videos with the horses, because there's two things going on. But if you have a singular person tracks you. So maybe I could step in on that and maybe try and use that. If not. If not, it'll all look the same. I have, uh. I'll show. I'll. I'll show you. [01:29:37] Speaker C: I know that we talked about the home run derby briefly. [01:29:40] Speaker B: Yes. [01:29:41] Speaker C: Did you guys see the national anthem? [01:29:43] Speaker B: Oh, my God. We didn't talk. Oh, my God. Just. It was. [01:29:46] Speaker A: It didn't. [01:29:47] Speaker B: It was so bad. Justin, Brian, please bring it up. [01:29:52] Speaker A: Who sung it? [01:30:08] Speaker B: Oh, God. [01:30:09] Speaker A: Who is it? [01:30:12] Speaker B: Bring it home. [01:30:13] Speaker C: I don't know who it is. [01:30:25] Speaker B: All right, bring it home. Make up for it. You got this. [01:30:30] Speaker A: She indeed does not have. [01:30:36] Speaker B: Just Fergie did. One more chance. Oh, well, America, where you can try your best and see what happens. That's a depiction of America right now. [01:30:51] Speaker C: I don't know whose song it, though. [01:30:54] Speaker A: It was the Home run derby. [01:30:55] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:30:58] Speaker A: That was bad. I. That she just sounded like she was having sex at one point. [01:31:02] Speaker B: Like, the way that she was. [01:31:05] Speaker C: Honestly, that was. That was atrocious. She should be ashamed of herself, and. [01:31:09] Speaker B: And she will not be doing the Ingrid Andress. [01:31:15] Speaker C: Is she a singer? [01:31:16] Speaker B: Idris Alba? [01:31:17] Speaker A: Nope. She's a Colorado born, four time Grammy nominee. [01:31:25] Speaker C: What? Grammy nominee? [01:31:28] Speaker B: The shit that auto tune will do for you. [01:31:31] Speaker C: That is atrocious. [01:31:32] Speaker A: She's gonna say she came out sick. That's what she's gonna say. She needed to pull old bombs. [01:31:36] Speaker B: She's under the weather. [01:31:37] Speaker A: Yeah, she wasn't feeling good. She only sings good from ten to four. All right, so more hearts than mine. Do you know any of this stuff? [01:31:46] Speaker C: I don't know, bro. That's her top song. Just simp through us so we don't get d macked. [01:32:03] Speaker B: All right, shut that off. Shut. Shut her off. I. Immediately. It's all has to do with, thank God it's 2024, and whatever you fucking say behind a microphone can clearly be reformed to make you sound good, because that just. Come on. She's. [01:32:18] Speaker A: Well, she's a country singer. [01:32:20] Speaker B: I don't give a fuck what kind of singer she is. [01:32:22] Speaker C: Recording was 2012. That he just. [01:32:24] Speaker A: Yeah, maybe she fucked up. [01:32:25] Speaker B: Maybe she just told that that was 2012. That song came out. [01:32:28] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:32:29] Speaker B: How the fuck does some girl, like, what's the budget for the home Run Derby? They just spend, like, all their money on theatrics and, like. Yeah, like, they have, like, 20,000, like, $15,000. They like, let's get this, girls. [01:32:41] Speaker C: She hasn't recorded a decade, like, all right, we got 1500 left. We got someone to sing this thing. [01:32:47] Speaker A: But I don't even pay you for that. That's like free. [01:32:51] Speaker C: They don't pay exposure. And she sure got a ton of it. [01:32:56] Speaker B: Yo, what, bro? [01:32:58] Speaker C: That's Crazy Idris album. If anybody is a fan of kill Tony, definitely go check out the latest episode. That came out. Yesterday was Monday. You had Shane Gillis as Donald Trump and you had Adam Ray as Joe Biden. It is the funniest thing on the face of the planet. [01:33:19] Speaker A: Is the f word back? [01:33:20] Speaker C: Oh, it's back and it's in full force. [01:33:23] Speaker A: I kind of love it. [01:33:24] Speaker B: Shane's crazy. [01:33:25] Speaker C: It is back and in full force. [01:33:26] Speaker B: I'm just so happy we can all say that we met him. Yeah, it's pretty dope. [01:33:32] Speaker A: Do you think he remembers you? [01:33:33] Speaker B: Not even close. [01:33:35] Speaker A: All right, good. [01:33:35] Speaker B: That guy got. [01:33:36] Speaker A: I want to make. I know. [01:33:37] Speaker B: You're delusional. Yeah, fucking wicked delusional. Not that fucking delusional. [01:33:43] Speaker A: Okay. [01:33:44] Speaker C: All right, so, uh, yeah, like, subscribe, do all that fun stuff that you guys don't normally do. Maybe try to do it this time. Leave us some comments. Let us know your food takes booty booty. Let us. Let us know that this episode was in shambles. Cause Al's wife just could not stop making noise. [01:34:01] Speaker B: Was this episode was like brought to you by 9000 different fucking noises? [01:34:05] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:34:06] Speaker C: Yeah. That's funny. [01:34:10] Speaker B: It's fucking hot out, man. [01:34:12] Speaker C: All right, peace out, girl. [01:34:14] Speaker A: Peace. Peace. Fuck you, fat sucking. [01:34:33] Speaker B: We just.