Ep. 144 | MayeNard

[00:00:46] Speaker A: Sorry, dude. A little. You had a. Yeah. How'd you know that? [00:00:51] Speaker B: Because that's what. Every time you're late, it means you had a. [00:00:55] Speaker A: How'd you know that? I couldn't get off the toilet. That's crazy. That's insane. Wow. [00:01:01] Speaker B: You baby wipe guy or you just. [00:01:02] Speaker A: Go raw dog, bro? I try to do the baby wipes. I just feel like it doesn't. Like, it don't help, doesn't get the job done. It's like, too. It's like, honestly, like putting water to paint just like, makes it like. I don't know. [00:01:20] Speaker B: I think you got to do a mix of both. [00:01:21] Speaker A: I. I think you absolutely have to do a mix of both. It's like a car wash. [00:01:25] Speaker B: I think you go dry, dry, wet, wet, wet, finish, dry, finish, dry. [00:01:32] Speaker A: Got to finish dry. [00:01:33] Speaker B: You got to finish dry. [00:01:33] Speaker A: 100%. [00:01:34] Speaker B: That's why I just get a bidet. They're like, just get. [00:01:37] Speaker A: Yeah, we'll just get to your. [00:01:39] Speaker B: Your seat right now. To your thing. [00:01:41] Speaker A: Well, just get a bidet, dude. [00:01:42] Speaker B: Get a bidet. Some people swear by the wipes. [00:01:47] Speaker A: They must have, like, the most, like, awkward shits then, cuz, like, my. I just. I just don't. [00:01:55] Speaker B: So you think it makes more of a mess? [00:01:58] Speaker A: I just think it makes it harder to finish wiping it, actually. If you. If you. Like. Like you just said, if you don't get the. If you don't get the. [00:02:07] Speaker B: I feel bad for, like, girls that are eating your ass because you love getting your ass eaten. [00:02:11] Speaker A: So I feel bad. [00:02:14] Speaker B: I feel bad for them. [00:02:16] Speaker A: All right. It's in pristine condition, though. [00:02:18] Speaker B: I don't think so. [00:02:19] Speaker A: That's the. If that's 100 is. [00:02:21] Speaker B: No, you just, like, pushing around that there's no water. [00:02:24] Speaker A: It's also a very rare occasion. [00:02:27] Speaker B: So first of all, I got you posting up tick tocks that, like, it seems like you're in love again. That's what people have been texting me. [00:02:35] Speaker A: No. [00:02:36] Speaker B: So that's just a basic. Was that just a generic thing? No, no, no. [00:02:39] Speaker A: So I think, like, I'm just having fun making videos again. [00:02:46] Speaker B: Okay. [00:02:47] Speaker A: And I happen to see, like, a few different, like, ways that you can make them without, like, talking. So I just kind of been, like, dibbling and dabbling in that. [00:02:56] Speaker B: So it's just a meme. Nothing to think into it. We shouldn't be looking into that. [00:02:59] Speaker A: No, there's nothing really to look into. No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm absolutely not in love. I have no love interest. I'm focused on Me. But at the same time, I want to, like, keep trying to, like, make content. I gotta, like. I don't want to stop. [00:03:17] Speaker B: So you're into relationship content? [00:03:18] Speaker A: I. I. [00:03:24] Speaker B: Just know. [00:03:24] Speaker A: I just. [00:03:25] Speaker B: Boy content. [00:03:26] Speaker A: No, I just think that some of the stuff is relatable. I think that it's relatable. [00:03:30] Speaker B: So anything relatable. You're in that. You're in that business. The business of relativity. [00:03:35] Speaker A: Of relativity. Yeah, sure, you could say. Yeah, you could say that. I mean, like, the one that I. I posted last. Like, I posted one last night. It was mad. It was pretty funny. It was like I got a better chance of finding, like, getting abducted by, you know, an extraterrestrial life form than getting into a relationship anytime soon. That's probably true. It's probably true. Like, that, to me, is funny. [00:03:56] Speaker B: What if you have, like, a video of you, like, looking all sad in the bathroom, like, on the toilet, and it just be like. Just the words saying when it's a never ender. Like, when you just get a wipe. [00:04:11] Speaker A: You know what's like, not even, like, that's. That's definitely a video I've came across, like, once or twice. [00:04:16] Speaker B: Has it 100% okay. [00:04:18] Speaker A: People make stuff. People make videos for everything. [00:04:22] Speaker B: I feel like my hat's like. [00:04:23] Speaker A: That's a good one. [00:04:24] Speaker B: Blending in. [00:04:27] Speaker A: To the background. [00:04:28] Speaker B: Yeah. It's like, do I even have a hat on? Am I wearing a green screen? Who knows? So I try to up your paper bag outfit from last week and went, you know, just a little dock of paper bag, you know? [00:04:40] Speaker A: Yeah. You look like a home goods bag. [00:04:42] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:04:42] Speaker A: Like, I didn't even think about that. I almost wore that same sweatshirt, bro, because it's the comfiest sweatshirt in the world. [00:04:47] Speaker B: You got the bronze. This is a brunt. [00:04:49] Speaker A: No, that's not brunt. [00:04:51] Speaker B: I got the bronze. [00:04:52] Speaker A: Mine's. Mine's American Eagle. [00:04:53] Speaker B: I'm a big brunt guy now. I. 40, 50 bucks. Well, maybe they're like 50, $60, but they're dead comfortable. They fit. Great material. Snap on the top. Yeah. A couple extra pockets. [00:05:07] Speaker A: Snap on the top. Not least. [00:05:09] Speaker B: Yeah, no, Lace. [00:05:10] Speaker A: I know. I wish. This. This is like. Well, I'm not gonna. This is like. It's like Darth Vader hoodie. This hoodie is. [00:05:20] Speaker B: You've had. I feel like you've had these happy dads for a while. You. You. You swear by them? [00:05:24] Speaker A: Two years. [00:05:25] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:05:25] Speaker A: This is one of the best sweatshirts I've ever gone. Shuttle John, the founder of Happy dad, who I served unreal bro. 300 all tip and then $500 to the happy dad gift store. [00:05:38] Speaker B: Wow. [00:05:38] Speaker A: I knew because I knew who he was. [00:05:40] Speaker B: That's a generous thing. [00:05:41] Speaker A: Unreal. Unreal. [00:05:43] Speaker B: You do have a good. I've. I've definitely said this on the podcast. You have a good, like, memory for people. [00:05:49] Speaker A: Like, you know, famous person Steve. Steve's like giving me a nod on that, like more than once because there's been people that like have came into Wicked, like, yo, you probably want to take care of that person. It's so, so and so. And he's like, yeah, okay, all right. Like, I know. Like, there's this guy, Marlon. He's like again, just huge, all over the Internet type. And he came in a Wicked out of nowhere, just live streaming. There was like, when I say it was like 20, 25, 13, 14 year olds banging on the glass of Wicked. [00:06:23] Speaker B: Who is he? He's black. [00:06:24] Speaker A: Just like, he's like this fucking, like a speed. This fucking kind of, but like handsome. It's like that, like, Like a handsome. [00:06:33] Speaker B: I show speed. [00:06:35] Speaker A: Yeah. Let me show you a picture of this, Marlon. [00:06:38] Speaker B: And what's he do? Just stream. Just streams online. His day. [00:06:42] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. It's of like huge, huge daily vlog. [00:06:45] Speaker B: A vlogger. [00:06:46] Speaker A: Huge daily vlog guy. Huge daily vlog guy. I gotta save this because your dogs actually mad. What a nice dude. Look at that. Look at how we get greeted. Dude, are we fucking serious right now? Super duper. For real, Marlin. Yeah, this is like. This is the huge thing is like everybody walks in now, like streaming. [00:07:12] Speaker B: Yeah. Everyone thinks they're the most important person in the room. Yeah, Marlin. [00:07:23] Speaker A: And then everybody's just gonna. [00:07:25] Speaker B: I like, if I saw this guy, I'd think he was AI. Like, that's what. He looks fake. [00:07:32] Speaker A: Yeah, you could. [00:07:32] Speaker B: Yeah, he looks fake because he's like. He's like a light skinned dude. Like, this is what you make like if you want to be famous. Like mixed race, light skinned dude. That's a good looking guy. You know, that'd be like an AI thing. You've been getting got by these AI girls online. [00:07:54] Speaker A: Sorry, this is a live update. [00:07:57] Speaker B: Who's this? [00:07:58] Speaker A: It's my mother. She looks. [00:08:10] Speaker B: So. [00:08:10] Speaker A: Currently, my mother's in. My mother's in a. Hold on. [00:08:15] Speaker B: She got foot surgery. So this little backstory. She got foot surgery, so now she's in the scooter. [00:08:23] Speaker A: This is like. I would piss my pants laughing, bro, seeing her out in public like that. But you know, she's back out on her wheels. It's not her feet. [00:08:32] Speaker B: Slow down. [00:08:32] Speaker A: Just slow down. Just take an ease. [00:08:37] Speaker B: Speaking of AI, did you see this movie? I just shared it on my story. It's completely made with AI. [00:08:43] Speaker A: Yeah. Is it the one with the Rock? [00:08:45] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:08:45] Speaker A: Yeah, I would. [00:08:46] Speaker B: I. That movie would be 98. Better than 98 of all movies that would go out there. Like, talk about entertaining. Like, everyone was in that movie. When Will Smith looks at him, he's like, what does he say? He says something in it that's like, wicked funny. Basically. Like, stop being such a. Pretty much. He says to him then, like, Samuel Jackson's like, a referee. [00:09:07] Speaker A: Like, they put everything referee. [00:09:09] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:09:09] Speaker A: Jake Paul's in there. Yeah. [00:09:11] Speaker B: It's just a great fucking movie. Momo is in it. [00:09:13] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:09:13] Speaker B: Like, who wouldn't see that movie? [00:09:15] Speaker A: Oh, I forgot to watch. Did you watch it? [00:09:17] Speaker B: No. [00:09:17] Speaker A: Okay. [00:09:18] Speaker B: Mystery Machine? [00:09:19] Speaker A: No. The Wrecking Crew. [00:09:21] Speaker B: Close. [00:09:22] Speaker A: The Wrecking Crew. I watched his and Hers. [00:09:24] Speaker B: You loved it. [00:09:28] Speaker A: Okay. [00:09:29] Speaker B: You like the twist? [00:09:32] Speaker A: It was. It was. It was crazy. I was laughing. I'm like, okay. [00:09:39] Speaker B: Is it too ridiculous? [00:09:42] Speaker A: A little. A little bit. John Bernthal to me, dude, like, he was. I felt like he was super, like. I felt like he was super soft. [00:09:50] Speaker B: Like, reserved. [00:09:51] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. Like, held back. Maybe he's supposed to be like that. I don't know if he looks Matt. [00:09:55] Speaker B: Skinny, too. [00:09:56] Speaker A: Yeah. I don't know if he was weak. I don't know if he was the guy for that. [00:10:01] Speaker B: For that role. [00:10:02] Speaker A: You know what I mean? [00:10:04] Speaker B: Like, burnt that, like, physical presence in it. [00:10:06] Speaker A: I just can't unsee the Punisher. So it's like, you know what I mean? And that's usually who. [00:10:12] Speaker B: I think Chrissy said the same thing. She was like, wow, he looks, like, wicked. [00:10:15] Speaker A: Like, super fragile. [00:10:17] Speaker B: Yeah, fragile. [00:10:18] Speaker A: He's like. Like. I feel like the whole time he's like, like, like scared. [00:10:23] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. [00:10:23] Speaker A: He's never usually scared. Like, he wasn't, like, trying to cover his tracks. He wasn't, like, confident about it. He was more like. [00:10:31] Speaker B: Obviously he plays the baddest dude in the room. [00:10:33] Speaker A: Bad as, like, as he walks in, people like, oh, shit. [00:10:37] Speaker B: So he's got range. [00:10:38] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. [00:10:39] Speaker B: He's got. [00:10:39] Speaker A: I mean, yeah, the girl's great. [00:10:42] Speaker B: The girls, she's good in a lot. [00:10:43] Speaker A: Of stuff that she was. I had no idea that she was in so many different things. [00:10:47] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. [00:10:48] Speaker A: She's Valkyrie. I'm pretty sure in. In Thor. She's the girlfriend in Creed. [00:10:56] Speaker B: Yes. [00:10:57] Speaker A: Yeah. I'm a huge fan. [00:10:58] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:10:59] Speaker A: I became as the thing prolonged. I was like, Word. Cuz obviously off the rip. You think it's her? Because she's like, why didn't Neva get back to that? [00:11:08] Speaker B: I don't think you should give away the twist. [00:11:10] Speaker A: Why? It's been out for fucking a month. [00:11:13] Speaker B: Well, don't give away the last twist. [00:11:15] Speaker A: All right, we won't give away the last twist. But, like, not for nothing, I mean, that's kind of wild. Yeah. I had a lot of people DM me, like, should I watch it? Like, yeah. I mean, like. Yeah, you should watch it if you have time. [00:11:25] Speaker B: Six episodes. Four and a half hours. You're gonna watch some dumb. You're gonna watch heated rivalry again. I mean, come on. [00:11:32] Speaker A: Yeah, two guys. [00:11:33] Speaker B: Or you could watch this and, you know, shut the brain off. Or don't. See if you can guess the twist. [00:11:39] Speaker A: Yeah, no, it's good. [00:11:41] Speaker B: It's a good little mystery. If you like little mystery flicks. Twist at the end, who done it. I love those. [00:11:47] Speaker A: Yeah, well. Huge fan of the series. I stopped watching about the glass onion. Those people. [00:11:54] Speaker B: Now, I haven't watched the third movie yet. [00:11:56] Speaker A: I haven't watched the third one either. [00:11:57] Speaker B: Yeah, I want to watch that. I think my wife watched it. [00:12:00] Speaker A: Yeah, that's right. That's the third one, right? Glass Onion. [00:12:03] Speaker B: No, no, the second one's Glass Onion. The third one's fucking the third one. [00:12:07] Speaker A: Aren't they on, like, a yacht? [00:12:08] Speaker B: Blow me. No, that's the second one. [00:12:11] Speaker A: Whatever. [00:12:12] Speaker B: All right, look, I think the second one's yacht. Maybe I'm wrong. [00:12:17] Speaker A: I thought. I don't know. [00:12:21] Speaker B: So it's a cool. [00:12:22] Speaker A: Though I love mysteries. That's right down my alley. Gorilla mystery suspense. That's What. [00:12:29] Speaker B: Knives out 3. Let's look up. [00:12:31] Speaker A: That's where it's at. [00:12:33] Speaker B: Wake up, dead man. That's what it's called. And it's inside a church. That's right. This is the church. One church is the third one. First one's in the house. Second one's on the yacht. I'm pretty sure. Third ones, they can make a million of these. I'd watch every single one. I like his. Yeah. [00:12:52] Speaker A: Yeah, I could watch. I could watch an endless supply of. Of that. I could watch an endless supply, honestly. [00:13:06] Speaker B: Do you know who's really, like, chapping my ass? [00:13:10] Speaker A: We got some topics to talk about. [00:13:11] Speaker B: Oh, you got topics on there? [00:13:13] Speaker A: Yeah, God bet. [00:13:13] Speaker B: Yeah, go. [00:13:15] Speaker A: What do we got? [00:13:15] Speaker B: Anything? [00:13:16] Speaker A: All right, first. Well, I got. We'll save the one for last. Wet socks forever or crumbs in your bed every night. Crumbs in Your bed every night. Even though it's disgusting. [00:13:30] Speaker B: Yeah, I would agree. Like, I think you can deal with the crumbs having. [00:13:36] Speaker A: Being soaked in. Walking around in that clothing is gross. It's disgusting. Like, it's probably one of the worst feelings in the world. Remembrance of that would be the last page. The second to last patriots parade. It was like raining slash snow. I was soaked in like trucking from. That's not town hall. [00:14:02] Speaker B: City hall. [00:14:03] Speaker A: City hall. [00:14:03] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:14:04] Speaker A: To the train station with 9,000 other people who are wet. I don't know. It's keeps me out, honestly. [00:14:11] Speaker B: Plus, if you have wet socks forever, that means you have 18 hours of pain. Let's say you sleep six to eight hours. So you have 16 to 18 hours of pain. Pretty much. Unless you're going no socks. Unless you're going Matt Collins. Then it's like. But the point is, is that I would rather take the six to eight hours. And I think if you don't move that much in your bed, you don't feel the crumbs. Like, you can deal with the crumbs. It's one initially feel the crumbs. [00:14:36] Speaker A: Right. Initially when you feel the crumbs. Now we're talking crumbs. So we're not talking a plethora of. [00:14:42] Speaker B: So someone ate a fucking crispy baguette, A Panera baguette right in your fucking bed. [00:14:47] Speaker A: Or like Chips Ahoy cookies. [00:14:49] Speaker B: Yeah. Which that's probably what your bed feels like now anyways. [00:14:52] Speaker A: Nope. [00:14:53] Speaker B: You don't eat in your bed. [00:14:54] Speaker A: I do eat in my bed. I have a great cleaning effect. [00:14:58] Speaker B: No, you don't. [00:14:59] Speaker A: Yes, I do. I have a lint roller. Like a massive lint roller that I just take to my bed sheet. It's a great, great Mac and it. [00:15:06] Speaker B: Picks up fucking Mac. This is a Mac hack. [00:15:09] Speaker A: No, it's not, but now it's a Mac hack. [00:15:11] Speaker B: This is a. [00:15:12] Speaker A: You can take it if he wants. [00:15:13] Speaker B: I don't know. [00:15:14] Speaker A: He can use it if he wants. [00:15:16] Speaker B: So it even picks up crumbs. [00:15:18] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:15:18] Speaker B: What about your ice cream? [00:15:20] Speaker A: No, no, we're trying. We're not doing a lot of ice cream. We're trying not to eat ice cream. [00:15:24] Speaker B: Are you mixing cereal and chocolate chips? Nope. [00:15:27] Speaker A: We are not doing that either. [00:15:29] Speaker B: See, you are trying to eat a little bit better. You just make it better choices. You're not on a diet. Is that kind of the game plan? [00:15:35] Speaker A: It's like a hybrid, you know, I definitely splurge well. [00:15:40] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:15:40] Speaker A: Trying to figure out how the. I got to £217 in May. Like, God damn, that's crazy. [00:15:46] Speaker B: That is nuts. [00:15:46] Speaker A: I think. How did I get there? [00:15:48] Speaker B: Well, you have the willpower of Jared from Subway. [00:15:51] Speaker A: My mom said it was because I. [00:15:52] Speaker B: Was just talking like around, like my. [00:15:54] Speaker A: Mom just says, because I was just hot. Like, like literally from like being like, sick, being like hot broken, like, just. I was just like depressed and like, not. But that's not how you lose that much weight. That's just not even how that works. 217. Dude, I'll tell you what I'm at right now. I literally sit at 2:30, which I'm not even really mad about. If I got up and I took my shirt off, I'm actually not upset with what's going on. You know, maybe I'm a little delusional. [00:16:25] Speaker B: Yes. I would say you've always had the. You've always had the body of our grandfather. Papa. [00:16:30] Speaker A: I'm not so I'm. First of all, I'm also not unknown of that. I am the. I, I. One thing I love to say to people is I'm the most delusional person you'll ever meet, ever in your life. It's me that's just. [00:16:41] Speaker B: You should make chicken wings. Just try to make like the best chicken wing company on the planet. Do you ever think about that? [00:16:47] Speaker A: No, I don't really give a. To do that. Why would I do that? [00:16:50] Speaker B: Chicken wings are overrated. Anyone can make chicken wings. That's why I. [00:16:53] Speaker A: Chicken wings. Ah, facts, facts. They're overrated. [00:16:55] Speaker B: They're overrated. [00:16:59] Speaker A: Okay, next. Yeah, I hope this one, this one isn't a real thing. Bad Bunny in dresses. [00:17:08] Speaker B: I thought he said he wasn't wearing a dress. [00:17:10] Speaker A: Yeah, it's a very bad look for me as being a fan of Bad Bunny. If he shows up to the super bowl wearing a fucking dress, I'll be very upset. I'll be pissed. [00:17:21] Speaker B: How much of a fan are you? [00:17:23] Speaker A: Pretty. Pretty. Pretty good. [00:17:24] Speaker B: I'd say you're a pretty good family. [00:17:24] Speaker A: I would say I'm pretty good fan. I mean, I went to fucking portal. [00:17:27] Speaker B: You say, oh, three, oh, four. 50 Cent comes out wearing a dress. I don't give a fuck. So that's how much of a fan. I was a 50 cent back in the day. So. So you gonna ride a die with Bad Bunny? [00:17:38] Speaker A: I'm obviously gonna ride a die with Bad Bunny. [00:17:39] Speaker B: I'm just saying spin zone now and stop being like, he looks good in the dress. He's just trying to, you know, bust people's balls. That's what you should do. He's an artist, he's creative, he wants to show. Showcase another side of him. That's probably what she's getting to. That spin zone. [00:17:55] Speaker A: Yeah. And you know, ask the population. Not a lot of people like that. Bad Bunny's doing the halftime show. [00:18:02] Speaker B: I would agree. I. Here's the thing. 75% of the population is an English speaking population that watch it. I do realize it is international. So if most of your songs are not in the language, would you agree that people are gonna be like. It'd be like if they just put out Andrea Bocelli, 10, 15 of the people would like it. It'd be that older crowd that like Andrea Bocelli, right? Yeah. Would it be like the full like. [00:18:29] Speaker A: I wouldn't like it. Really. To be honest, I probably wouldn't like it either. [00:18:33] Speaker B: He's got some good shit. And I heard you go to his concert, you like it, but it's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? It's like, do you want him doing the halftime show? It's the same thing. But at least Bad Bunny has a few hits. [00:18:42] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:18:43] Speaker B: The problem with it is. Yes. [00:18:45] Speaker A: I don't know what they're going to do for the English people on the tv. They have to put subtitles at the bottom. [00:18:50] Speaker B: They're not. They're not going to put subtitles. Why would they put subtitles? [00:18:55] Speaker A: And then you're just going to be staring at the screen, to be honest. And have no idea what you're going. [00:18:58] Speaker B: To move to the rhythm and you're watching. [00:19:00] Speaker A: If you're not going to. If you're not like me and like look up. Or like I tried to study the language for a short amount of time. If you're not going to look up like what the song's about or what. But you don't know because his lineup of song hasn't came out yet. If I had, I'm going to bet on what the first song is because I'm going to guess that's going to go basically kind of how his concert went. [00:19:22] Speaker B: So it's also not. It's not an ideal concert in general, like the Super Bowl. I think this is why it goes better for rap because you can understand the words a little bit more than when people are singing and dancing at the same time. [00:19:38] Speaker A: Or like an Usher. [00:19:40] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. With someone with a ton of hits. Something like this, like I. My personal opinion is that like 80s rock rock bands always go harder because they have the hits. It's easy to understand and it's already a show when you're, like, looking at people that. I don't know, like, I'm trying to think, like, who's the worst ones we've had in the past, like, five, ten years? Rihanna sucked. I don't know. I think the Spanish thing, obviously, things and people are gonna be like, oh, it's a racist thing. I'm like, no. Well, they can't understand the fucking words that are happening. [00:20:15] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:20:15] Speaker B: So they have to either appreciate the show that's going on or appreciate, like, the beat of the music. But in general, live. Live is never good as. As good as a studio in terms of, like, hearing the words, understanding the song. So they're never gonna get the meaning of the song. A, because they don't understand the language, and B, because it's a live performance. It's tougher to get the meaning of a song performance than when you're sitting in your car listening to the music. [00:20:40] Speaker A: Right. [00:20:40] Speaker B: You know what I mean? [00:20:41] Speaker A: Because you could play the song back. [00:20:42] Speaker B: How do you get the meaning of the song? Do you just fucking look it up? [00:20:44] Speaker A: Me? [00:20:45] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:20:46] Speaker A: Yeah. So what I. [00:20:47] Speaker B: You look up the words. [00:20:47] Speaker A: Basically, what I did is, like. [00:20:52] Speaker B: I. [00:20:52] Speaker A: Asked what, like, what. First of all, what the fuck's the title about? All right, so, like, one of the songs. It's like New Perfume. All right, cool. So, like, then I just. Honestly, then I'll just go in and, like, I have the song translated. So, like, when I'm sitting or when I'm driving and I can responsibly look at my phone, I can see what's being said. Like, all right, awesome. Then, like, close friends, like, that's another one that he's probably gonna play. Like, that's not hard to understand because, like, everyone gets that concept. All he's talking about is like, how, like, used to be. Obviously, like, close friends used to be on the close friends story. Now you're not there no more. Now you're not on it no more. And, like, growing, growing apart and all that. Ao, the one that I love, like, that's basically about getting down and getting. And getting dirty with a girl. That's what that song like. But you just got to kind of, like, it's not paint your own picture, obviously. It's more of, like, you got to figure out what. What's in front of you and then, like, digest it from there. So. So, like, I did a lot of, like, looking up and translating what the lyrics are. [00:21:57] Speaker B: There's one, like. I'm thinking, like, there's one Place I think I want to be when this halftime show goes off. And I feel like it's this club in Malden, the Irish American club, with like 65 to 70 year old Irish guys just sitting there being like, what the fuck is going on? Just to be like, what the fuck is she saying, laddie? [00:22:18] Speaker A: Like, I lied. [00:22:19] Speaker B: What's this girl in the dress saying, lad? [00:22:22] Speaker A: Get this. Get this piece of shitloud off of tv. Yeah. [00:22:28] Speaker B: I do think, like, some of our older relatives are gonna really hate this fucking halftime if we're around them. I'm sure they're gonna absolutely be dogging this thing. [00:22:37] Speaker A: Yep. [00:22:38] Speaker B: I think that Facebook, because Facebook's like an older clientele. Oh, it's gonna be popping. [00:22:44] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. [00:22:46] Speaker B: I'd say if you got a Facebook, you sign in right around halftime and. And you just have fun scrolling for 15 minutes. [00:22:52] Speaker A: That would be. That would be fun. That would be fun to check in on. Check. Check in on a. I'm sure there's. [00:22:58] Speaker B: Going to be some real racist being going on. [00:23:01] Speaker A: There already is. There already is. [00:23:04] Speaker B: Yeah. I think you need bigger hits. That would be my opinion. I. I think Ricky Martin would have been better in the early 2000s than Bad Bunny is now. I don't know if he has enough hits that translate throughout generations. Like, Post Malone would be a good. I think he'd be a great halftime show because I think he hits a lot of different. [00:23:20] Speaker A: That's a good one, bro. One that won't go that. I think that would be great. Would be Chris Brown. That'd be great. [00:23:25] Speaker B: He did beat the out of Rihanna. [00:23:27] Speaker A: Which is tough, bro. Which is a tough thing for me because I love the piss out of him. I love Rihanna. [00:23:33] Speaker B: Bit her lip. [00:23:33] Speaker A: I think she probably liked that. That was probably the only thing that she liked. And she had, like thrown down a flight of stairs. [00:23:39] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, he beat the piss out of her. [00:23:43] Speaker A: Anyhow. [00:23:43] Speaker B: What you do to deserve it. That's what a lot of people have said. [00:23:48] Speaker A: Yeah, that's tough. [00:23:49] Speaker B: I disavow. I disavow that. [00:23:51] Speaker A: What about Rihanna? Wait, you said Rihanna did. Oh, Rihanna did do a halftime. [00:23:54] Speaker B: Wasn't she pregnant? [00:23:55] Speaker A: First of all, first of all, another person that did a halftime show that was electric and it's a memory and it's literally. There was. I still. I still seen this past Halloween, a costume that paid tribute to that halftime show. Katy Perry, bro. [00:24:11] Speaker B: Oh, the left. The shock. [00:24:12] Speaker A: The shock. [00:24:13] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:24:13] Speaker A: Katy Perry's was fucking. [00:24:15] Speaker B: All right. Well, she has a bunch of hits at that time. [00:24:18] Speaker A: She was Popping. That was a great one. [00:24:20] Speaker B: I guess Bad Bunny is like one of the most popular musicians right now going. So that does. [00:24:26] Speaker A: Just had a new. And you gotta think. [00:24:28] Speaker B: Where is it? [00:24:29] Speaker A: Santa Clara? [00:24:31] Speaker B: It's in San Francisco. So I see. I think I like when they take someone from that coast. Like I liked when they were in LA last year or a couple years back and they had all the rappers, like The West Coast, Ra Trap, Dr. Dre, all them. [00:24:44] Speaker A: Where was it last year? [00:24:46] Speaker B: Was it Atlanta? [00:24:48] Speaker A: They had Kendrick. [00:24:49] Speaker B: I think it was Atlanta. And people were like, why didn't you do Lil Wayne? [00:24:51] Speaker A: I thought Kendrick Lamar's performance was like one of the worst performances I've ever seen in my life. [00:24:55] Speaker B: It's a bit. But he's not someone you think. Because he's not a hits guy. [00:24:58] Speaker A: He's really not a hit. I was just gonna say he's really not. [00:25:00] Speaker B: His biggest hit is the Drake hit Not Good song. [00:25:04] Speaker A: That was it. [00:25:05] Speaker B: Is that Drake? [00:25:06] Speaker A: Yes, that was it. [00:25:07] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:25:08] Speaker A: What about Drake? [00:25:10] Speaker B: Drake would be a better halftime performer than Kendrick Lamont. [00:25:15] Speaker A: The best thing if it wasn't bad money, would have been Drake to go the next year after Kendrick Lamont. That would have been sick. That would have been cool. But people don't think of intelligence like we do. [00:25:24] Speaker B: So you need people like if you had like AC dc, you need stuff like that. [00:25:29] Speaker A: Sick. [00:25:30] Speaker B: You need like sick people have a ton of hits. [00:25:35] Speaker A: He actually would have been fucking sick. [00:25:37] Speaker B: Yeah. Who knows? People probably dead and shit, but I. [00:25:40] Speaker A: Feel like the rock people might be dead. Did you see the. Not to. Not to steer away from what we're talking about. You see that they're coming out the bioptic for the Beatles. Yeah, yeah. See the four people playing? [00:25:51] Speaker B: Who they play? I was just looking at it on puberty. [00:25:54] Speaker A: All right, look it, look it up as I get into the next topic because we got a lot. Honestly, we got people firing. Firing topics in. [00:26:00] Speaker B: All right, fire it. [00:26:00] Speaker A: Whether they're fucking stupid or not. [00:26:02] Speaker B: Well, I'm sure they're stupid. We have a bunch of fucking stupid ass listeners. Real fucking dumb crew. We have. [00:26:09] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. This one person happened to drop three things. This is a different one I didn't know about. Did you know ahead of the super bowl, the town of Maynard is changing their name to Maynard? As in Drake May. [00:26:24] Speaker B: First of all, I do love Drake May. Okay. [00:26:27] Speaker A: I also am gonna go out there. I love Drake May. I love the Mays. I love Anne Michelle May. [00:26:33] Speaker B: I actually keep calling her Ann Michelle. Her name's Anne Michael. [00:26:36] Speaker A: Aunt. [00:26:36] Speaker B: It's Ann Michael May. [00:26:38] Speaker A: Is it really? [00:26:39] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:26:39] Speaker A: No, it's not. [00:26:40] Speaker B: Yes, it is. [00:26:41] Speaker A: I heard. No way. [00:26:42] Speaker B: It's Ann Michael. [00:26:43] Speaker A: It's Anne Michael. That doesn't say. [00:26:45] Speaker B: It's Ann Michael May. [00:26:48] Speaker A: I am sorry. [00:26:49] Speaker B: Yeah, so let's get her name right. Let's get the queen's name right. [00:26:52] Speaker A: I apologize. [00:26:53] Speaker B: Yeah, you. You would be beheaded if this was in the fucking 1500s. [00:26:56] Speaker A: Yeah, I probably would. My dick would be cut off and stapled to a wall. I would love to imagine going on. Imagine baking with that woman with that queen. That's something. That's something. If that ever happens. [00:27:10] Speaker B: You want to bake with her? [00:27:11] Speaker A: Mm mm. [00:27:13] Speaker B: What would you bake? Would you go brownie? [00:27:14] Speaker A: I would bake. I would probably. [00:27:16] Speaker B: We'd probably bake whatever she says. [00:27:17] Speaker A: We'd have to go with a hybrid though. We'd probably have to go with a hybrid. I'm either gonna go with her peppermint. With her peppermint cookies. Right. Or we go with. She just did. She just redid Drake's favorite, which is like this cinnamon snickadoodle. I think that's really not down my alley. But whatever the queen says goes. Or, or, or we find something in the middle there, you know? [00:27:41] Speaker B: So I think it is extremely delusional A, that you think you're ever gonna cook with Anne Michael May. You never don't even know her name. And B, that you'd be given the recipe. I think that that's even more peak delusional. [00:27:51] Speaker A: I. Listen, I'm just. If, if somebody was to ask me, I would drop something in the suggestion box. Other than that, I'm call the play, bro. I'm running the play. All right. You know what I mean? [00:28:02] Speaker B: Why do they go three names for her? [00:28:04] Speaker A: I don't know. Might be a southern thing. [00:28:08] Speaker B: I. I just feel like why, why do we go three names out of nowhere? [00:28:11] Speaker A: Are you really Michael dude? [00:28:13] Speaker B: M I C H A E L, bro. Yeah, it's Ann Michael. [00:28:19] Speaker A: Dude. Okay, well, first of all. What. Look at that. Is it my phone listening to me? [00:28:25] Speaker B: Oh, so it's. It's a. It's a. No, it's not. It's not a hyphen. Oh. Cause just cuz she has it in her stuff. Anne Michael May. [00:28:33] Speaker A: What is she up to? [00:28:34] Speaker B: Oh, and Michael. So she actually goes by Ann Michael. Okay. I just didn't know if people were doing that or not. I'll tell you one thing about Ann Michael. She is like. If you told me to describe like what a high school athlete girl looks. [00:28:50] Speaker A: Like, oh, my God. Dude, it's like. [00:28:52] Speaker B: Like a white high school athlete girl. [00:28:54] Speaker A: She is. [00:28:56] Speaker B: To an alien. Like it would be. [00:28:57] Speaker A: And Michael May, she looks AI. Yes, she looks AI. Like an AI. [00:29:02] Speaker B: Like she played field hockey, soccer, and basketball. [00:29:05] Speaker A: I don't even know if those three. [00:29:06] Speaker B: Sports go at the same time. No, let's go. [00:29:08] Speaker A: Let's go. Soccer. [00:29:09] Speaker B: Let's go. [00:29:09] Speaker A: Basketball. Let's go softball. Softball. Lacrosse. [00:29:13] Speaker B: Yeah, one of those three. So field hockey, go with soccer. Field hockey goes with. Soccer is a. [00:29:18] Speaker A: Field hockey is a false sport. [00:29:19] Speaker B: Okay, okay. She plays probably all three, and she. [00:29:23] Speaker A: Probably played four being down the south. Who knows how those things. [00:29:26] Speaker B: And you know, she was a four year captain in every sport. [00:29:28] Speaker A: 100%. [00:29:28] Speaker B: Yeah. They're too perfect not to be. [00:29:30] Speaker A: I don't think she was a cheerleader. [00:29:32] Speaker B: No, no, no, no, no. [00:29:34] Speaker A: Because if she was, she'd be the captain. [00:29:35] Speaker B: No. Yes. No, she is. She is definitely 1000% an athlete. You can tell that is. She's. I guarantee you look up her stats. She's probably all conference, maybe all state. [00:29:48] Speaker A: Maybe a record holder. [00:29:49] Speaker B: Yeah. And now she's just killing it. [00:29:53] Speaker A: This. This is a huge. And Michael May. [00:29:56] Speaker B: All right, so get back to. What's your thoughts on a city naming it May to Maine. [00:30:01] Speaker A: Yeah, I know. We got. I'm sorry, we got off. I get fired up. She's. She's. I'm a big fan of hers. Big fan of Drake's. I love Drake. May. I'm okay with it. Why not? It. [00:30:13] Speaker B: Okay, so I'm gonna. I'm gonna take the complete opposite route. I fucking hate this shit. This gay fucking shit that, like the mayors do. They offer, like, you know, we're gonna give a crab cake and Seattle's gonna give a fucking Starbucks to the. To the mayors. Dunkin Donuts and Starbucks, they're gonna do this special food. We're playing the Ravens like crab cakes and chowder. It's like, first of all, bitch, you're probably not even from here. Mayor, you know, Mayo wu's making bets and she's from fucking Chicago. She don't give two fucking shits about what the Patriots do. Let's. Let's be fucking real, okay? I hate this shit more than anything when it's all fake, forced publicity stunts. So I don't like that at all. [00:30:55] Speaker A: Okay? [00:30:56] Speaker B: That's what loser cities do. We don't need to do that. [00:30:58] Speaker A: All right? [00:30:59] Speaker B: Okay. [00:30:59] Speaker A: Very well. [00:31:01] Speaker B: If I. [00:31:01] Speaker A: If. [00:31:01] Speaker B: If I was to do it, I mean, personally, it's the Mayflower, you know, that's What? We're known for that shit. The Mayflower came over. This is the real Mayflower. But whatever. We're not doing gay stuff like this. That's what it is. It's loser shit that loser cities do. It's like you got two fucking nerd mayors fucking making bets. Two nerd governors making bets that are losers, that half the people don't even fucking really like them. They just feel forced to bet down to vote for them on a fucking party line. Because you say that. Because your fucking great, great great grandfather's been a Democrat his whole life and everyone was a fucking Democrat. So we're going to fold fucking blue. [00:31:36] Speaker A: Wow. [00:31:36] Speaker B: This is why this person gets into office. Not that you actually like this person and know this person and know anything about this person. Same thing happens in the South. Republican, Republican. This guy's a fucking piece of shit pedophile. And you vote for him and now he's making a fucking bet to give fucking, you know, clams up north. You know what I mean? It's. It's just fucking bullshit. I hate this shit. Be better. Be better. Be better. As a fucking city, we have so many of these fucking championships. We don't even make stupid bets. We don't need to do dumb fucking gimmicky shit. [00:32:04] Speaker A: Oh, okay. [00:32:05] Speaker B: I'll bake with and Michael May, though. Any day of the week. If. Listen, if the stipulation is I gotta do something gay like this to bake with Michael May, me and you, no problem. Okay, I'll do it. I'll take back this whole clip. I'll take back the whole clip. [00:32:25] Speaker A: I'll do it, too. [00:32:26] Speaker B: Everything I can do. I'll name my fucking next kid and Michael, I'll have another kid that I don't even want. We'll have another kid. Call it and Michael and Michael Giorgio. [00:32:34] Speaker A: You know how you said your hat's blending in with the back? I think mine's more blended in. Do you see this? [00:32:40] Speaker B: Yeah. I don't know if it's the. [00:32:41] Speaker A: How crazy is this, dude? [00:32:43] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:32:43] Speaker A: Look at my hat. Looks like I'm paper. It looks like the bees. It looks like the bee is floating. [00:32:49] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:32:50] Speaker A: Anyway, I'm glad we brought that topic up because clearly somebody had something to say about it. [00:32:55] Speaker B: I hate it more than anything. [00:32:56] Speaker A: What's up, yo, with the Kowloon sweatshirt. [00:33:00] Speaker B: Sweatshirt on, you can tell she's from Saugus. [00:33:02] Speaker A: Yep. Repping hard. Repping the gust, dude. [00:33:06] Speaker B: Gus the Dirty. [00:33:07] Speaker A: Nothing like when people. [00:33:08] Speaker B: First of all, your brother once told me that a lot of People call Saugus the Dirty Gus. I've never once heard that. Him say that. Chrissy, have you ever heard anyone call Saugus the Dirty Gus? [00:33:21] Speaker A: I don't know about the Dirty gus. The gus 100,000% dirty gus. [00:33:26] Speaker B: Don't know, right? [00:33:29] Speaker A: I don't know. Can't. Can't stand bad. I got a lot of Saugus friends. I will ask them when I see them at golf next Monday if it is the Dirty Gus. [00:33:38] Speaker B: Never heard of it. [00:33:39] Speaker A: I don't think so. Just think it's the Gus. [00:33:40] Speaker B: So what are you in, Flo? Golf. What do you got, a league every week? [00:33:43] Speaker A: Yeah, the league I asked you to be in, you declined being my partner, which I was really hoping you'd say yes, but you said no, so that's all right. That's okay. He had a lot of things going on. Fatherhood. [00:33:54] Speaker B: Listen, don't ask me to do anything. How about that? If anybody's listening to this, don't ask me to do anything. Probably till my kid's like 15. And it's just every day I gotta do shit. Coaching, all this stuff. Once I'm not a coach anymore, I'll have more time to do more guy time, unfortunately. [00:34:10] Speaker A: More guy time, unfortunately. [00:34:12] Speaker B: Involved in too many sports, too much shit going on. People you want to get. [00:34:15] Speaker A: He's too bad. He's too busy being a. He's too busy being a father. So basically, when you're saying when you're all set to like, oh, that put that. [00:34:22] Speaker B: You don't touch that. It's a sample I had to take from somebody. [00:34:29] Speaker A: Basically, Al's just saying, like, let him be a father until his kids can get coached by somebody. [00:34:33] Speaker B: It's like, don't get insulted by it. But let me ask you, if I just happen to be at, like, the Brown Jug, and I'm there at 11 o', clock, I'm sitting there with my. At the bar with my wife, and we give you a call. Be like, hey, come meet us here. And you answer the call and you're like, yeah, I'll be right down there. And then you don't show up till 1, 2 o'. Clock. You actually don't show up. And then we leave, Right? Don't expect me to come and meet you ever again. You know what I mean? So when you say you're gonna be somewhere, be there. So you don't remember that. [00:35:11] Speaker A: You know, you immediately know who it is. You, like, work for the government. What are you talking about? Of course she. She turned around. [00:35:19] Speaker B: Who is that he's like, dude, I was shitting my pants. I've been shitting my brains out for five days. I'm like, just say that. Don't say you're coming. [00:35:27] Speaker A: And then I was gonna say, wait, what? I never did that. [00:35:29] Speaker B: No, it wasn't you. It wasn't. You know, you are always shit in. [00:35:32] Speaker A: Your pants at least. But at least I'll tell you. [00:35:35] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:35:35] Speaker A: Yeah. All right, so we got a kind of a sporadic amount of this. These next topics are. I don't know how to. All right, I'm just gonna hit you with. I'm just gonna hit you with this stuff, and you just tell me. We got from the same person. Cats and bongs. Black cats, pretty girls, pretty cats, ugly girls, ugly cats. [00:36:00] Speaker B: Hold on. This is three different scenarios. [00:36:02] Speaker A: Yeah, I don't know. I'm like. I just asked for you to drop a topic for us to talk about. [00:36:06] Speaker B: All right, so let's. Let's run over those again, because either way, we could just make fun of this retard for sending in this stuff if it doesn't make sense. [00:36:13] Speaker A: Yep. Cats and bongs. [00:36:14] Speaker B: Would you run our cat or a bong? Is that what they're saying? [00:36:17] Speaker A: No, it just says cats and bongs. So, honestly, we're just gonna dis. We're just gonna go, cats and bongs. Yeah, we're gonna look over that one. [00:36:24] Speaker B: If you're a weed guy, I think you'd take the bong. Cats don't really. I mean, I like my cats. I mean, they kind of. [00:36:30] Speaker A: Cats are pretty cool. I wish I could have a cat. I wish I could have a pet at my. [00:36:35] Speaker B: You think that if you had a cat, anyone would know? As soon as someone comes in, they're gonna run away. So if you. If you're like, fucking landlord comes in. [00:36:44] Speaker A: Yeah. And it's not like they're loud. [00:36:46] Speaker B: No, they're not loud. [00:36:47] Speaker A: I could hide them very easily. [00:36:48] Speaker B: You ever thinking about getting out of that hole? [00:36:51] Speaker A: Yeah, obviously. What do we. [00:36:54] Speaker B: I'm just asking. [00:36:54] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, that's what we're trying to do right now. All right. That's what we're trying to do. [00:36:59] Speaker B: Oh, so you're trying to get out of that. [00:37:01] Speaker A: Yeah, I'm trying to get out of it. Not, like, actively, but, like, I'm actively. I am three days sober of smoking weed. All right. [00:37:10] Speaker B: Why? [00:37:10] Speaker A: Figuring that. I'm figuring that if I go for that gig that I was talking about, they're gonna drug test. [00:37:15] Speaker B: Yeah, definitely. So I was gonna tell you that. Yeah. Yeah. [00:37:18] Speaker A: So. [00:37:18] Speaker B: So you need a good month before that test comes in. [00:37:20] Speaker A: Yeah. So start. At least start now. You know, I mean, start now. Get ready. [00:37:25] Speaker B: It's probably gonna be a piss. [00:37:26] Speaker A: Yeah, I'm sure it's not the crazy. I think it's just piss. [00:37:30] Speaker B: You can go with the Wizinata situation. You know what a wizard. No, you don't know what the wizard. The whole. Was a native thing with. I think it was with the Minnesota Vikings. Am I wrong about this? They. They have. They sell this thing. It's like a fucking prosthetic hog that if you fill it up with the piss so it looks like it's your dick and you pull out your dick because sometimes they'll watch you. [00:37:50] Speaker A: Yeah. And I feel like this. I feel like they. This probably isn't a job where they'd watch you. So I've also thought about, like, just getting clean piss from somebody. [00:38:00] Speaker B: Just get a wisdom a. To just get the smallest one possible. Because we want to make it as realistic as possible. You know, make that, like a really tiny wizzanata. Like, see if they have an extra, extra small version of it. [00:38:10] Speaker A: I'll make sure. I'll ask if they have a petite size. Yeah, petite size for your boy. Okay. Anyhow, moving on. Black cats. How do you feel about them? [00:38:27] Speaker B: I think that I'm not a big superstitious guy. [00:38:30] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:38:31] Speaker B: Here's what I'll say. Okay. I think that a lot of people in my family are hugely superstitious. So would I fuck around with a black cat and have a black cat? Probably not. Just in case I do know someone in the family that had two black cats that nothing bad ever happened. So are they asking would I have a black cat? Or if I ran on. [00:38:54] Speaker A: I just don't even fucking know if this person understands. [00:38:56] Speaker B: Can you speak English? You don't just write. Just send two words madlib style. [00:39:00] Speaker A: The prompt literally says conversation topics for today's podcast. Go. And like, We keep getting. I'm just. [00:39:11] Speaker B: Can you reply to the black cat person and be like. Can you, like, form a coherent sentence? No. Ask. [00:39:17] Speaker A: Why don't we just take. They did throw a third prompt in there, which. Why don't we just do the third prompt? [00:39:21] Speaker B: Okay. [00:39:22] Speaker A: Okay. Pretty girls, pretty cats. Ugly girls, ugly cats. [00:39:26] Speaker B: So they're basically saying, if it's got a pretty girl, they got a pretty cat. If they have. [00:39:30] Speaker A: No. Al. No, no. Wrong, wrong. I think what they're saying is if the cat is good looking is the. Is. You know what I mean? Remember how it's like you the, the dog looks like the owner is the cat. If the cat's a good looking cat, is it a pretty girl? Or if like it's a homely looking cat, is it like a gross looking girl? I'm thinking that's what it is. I honestly. [00:39:51] Speaker B: The owner of the cat. [00:39:53] Speaker A: Yeah. Pretty girls, pretty cats. Ugly girls. Ugly cats. See, so you read that as pussy? [00:40:00] Speaker B: No. Oh no, I didn't. But that kind of makes sense too. Is this a guy or a girl? [00:40:05] Speaker A: It's a girl. This is the same person that's given us a problem with the last two prompts. So honestly, this person's gonna get a talk to me. [00:40:14] Speaker B: Talk to this person. [00:40:15] Speaker A: Listen, I'll allow. To fucking give recommendations for topics on this podcast. You got to make us go off and just on, on tangents about stupid shit. [00:40:22] Speaker B: All right, here's what I'll say. Who gives a fuck what the cat looks like? It could look like it has aids. If the girl's pretty, she got a nice box. Who gives a fuck? I don't know if that's what she's asking. [00:40:34] Speaker A: I have no idea. I didn't think that's what that was. [00:40:36] Speaker B: Yeah, well, you may. You brought the pussy involved. I wasn't even thinking. [00:40:38] Speaker A: I thought that's what you thought. [00:40:40] Speaker B: No, I'm think in my head I was. I think that she was saying, like, is there a correlation between someone who has a pretty cat that it's a pretty girl? If there's a ugly cat? That's what I'm saying. It's an ugly girl. [00:40:50] Speaker A: That's what I'm saying. [00:40:50] Speaker B: Okay, that's what, that's exactly how I was saying. Yeah, and then you were saying. No, I wasn't understanding. [00:40:55] Speaker A: Not, not, not in the boat. [00:40:56] Speaker B: I don't think, I don't think it matters. I don't think it matters at all. I've seen a lot of like fucking ugly cats and the girl's not half bad looking. I've seen some good looking cats and it's fucking. [00:41:04] Speaker A: And the girl has me. [00:41:06] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. [00:41:06] Speaker A: Okay, so now no correlation. This is more something. I'll talk about what I did. [00:41:11] Speaker B: Does this person have a good looking cat or an ugly cat? [00:41:14] Speaker A: You know what's actually funny about this person? This person has two black cats. [00:41:18] Speaker B: Okay? So this is what she's just so see, see, we're breaking it down. She's trying to, she's trying to get some information on herself. Oh, would you consider her. So she has two black cats. I don't care. You Got two black cats. That's fine. Would I fuck around with a black cat? Would I personally buy a black cat? No. Yeah, but that's because the Italians tend to be a little superstitious Birds, black cats. [00:41:42] Speaker A: This person is not Italian. [00:41:47] Speaker B: I don't know. Without seeing this girl or this cat, I can't tell you if this girl's pretty or if the cat's pretty or ugly. I think that black cats. It's hard for a black cat to be ugly. Cause they're just so black that it's like. [00:41:58] Speaker A: Yeah, I'll save it. If she. I'll save the day. She is pretty. [00:42:01] Speaker B: Okay, she's pretty. [00:42:02] Speaker A: I'll save the day. [00:42:03] Speaker B: So our cats are pretty. [00:42:05] Speaker A: I guess they're black. [00:42:10] Speaker B: See, you don't think anything black, nothing black is pretty to you? [00:42:14] Speaker A: Absolutely not. That's, that's. That, that's not what I'm saying. I'm just gonna say that they're black cats, bro. They're black. [00:42:21] Speaker B: That's what I'm saying. Like, I. I used to have a black, black lab. And you couldn't even see his eyes, like, legitimately. Like, you couldn't even see his face, like, if it was like slightly dark. You can't see facial features on black. And I guess you can't really see that on really black people either. How do you like that comment? You can cut that one up. Put it up. No. Remember that girl that was wicked black. They won best looking. Best looking girl of the year. Best looking. Do you know who I'm talking about? [00:42:52] Speaker A: No. [00:42:52] Speaker B: She was in the. The Go for a Papa, the Captain, I'm the Captain now movie. I'm pretty sure she was in. [00:42:59] Speaker A: What's that movie called? Captain Phillips. [00:43:02] Speaker B: Yes, I'm pretty sure she was in that movie. She's a good looking black girl. [00:43:06] Speaker A: Listen, there's plenty of good looking black girls. Watch. Besides watch his and hers. [00:43:10] Speaker B: The only thing. The only thing I'll say. I can't take shaved heads. I hate shaved heads on a girl. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. Amber Rose. [00:43:18] Speaker A: I have a mix. [00:43:19] Speaker B: Amber Rose is a good looking girl in general, but she needs to grow her hair out. [00:43:23] Speaker A: Mixed feelings. [00:43:24] Speaker B: Even Megan Good. [00:43:25] Speaker A: Shaved head. [00:43:25] Speaker B: Megan Good's infinitely better with. Over here. [00:43:28] Speaker A: Def. Yeah, I was gonna say keep head. Keep. Keep hair in your head. [00:43:31] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:43:32] Speaker A: Okay. [00:43:32] Speaker B: Don't lose those lips. [00:43:34] Speaker A: No. You know what I had to do at work on Wednesday? This has to do with somebody's call. [00:43:40] Speaker B: Okay. [00:43:41] Speaker A: Conversation. I'm a math whiz. If you didn't know any. [00:43:47] Speaker B: That is not true. [00:43:50] Speaker A: It is, in fact, true. Okay. [00:43:52] Speaker B: Weren't you the guy that you had a 50 bill in your water cash, and you couldn't count your money? Am I wrong about that? [00:43:58] Speaker A: Yeah, completely wrong about that. [00:43:59] Speaker B: Maybe that was Merc. Maybe that was Merck. I'm sorry. [00:44:04] Speaker A: That's. Yeah. I'm so good at. I'm not trying to. I'm not trying to rant because then people gonna start sending me math problems, and it's gonna piss off the fuck off. Let's just. Let's just back up. Let's back up. Let me just give you a little debrief on how I am and why. [00:44:17] Speaker B: I'm kind of like, you got gambling math down. [00:44:19] Speaker A: I have gambling math down. Insanely, yes. I could go to Oxford on a full boat with betting. So could you, though. But everyone can feel like you're pretty good. [00:44:29] Speaker B: I feel like I'm good at math in general, but, yeah, gamble and math's different. [00:44:32] Speaker A: I'm. [00:44:32] Speaker B: I get it. [00:44:33] Speaker A: I'm good at that. By the way. Hit a parlay last night. Got a $50 free bet. Mystery free bet from DraftKings. Hit plus 700. We'll take 350 in the bank. Yeah. You like that? Map any. Who. Where was I going with this? Oh, sorry. So I feel like. Are we. Under the stipulation, I know how to convert this. What were you good at in school as far as subjects? [00:44:59] Speaker B: I was very good at math. [00:45:01] Speaker A: Were you also good at science? [00:45:03] Speaker B: I think math and science kind of go hand in hand. [00:45:05] Speaker A: Right. And they would say history and English go hand in hand. [00:45:08] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:45:09] Speaker A: Okay. This is what happens when you bat lefty, shoot lefty, golf lefty, and throw righty. I'm nasty at math in history now. That's not. That's. I don't got a lot of data to back that up. No, you don't, because I don't even know when U. S. Got its independence. All right, That's. We have that. We have that clip. [00:45:29] Speaker B: Here's my beef with what you're saying. [00:45:31] Speaker A: People, you know, like, my boys, like, new friends that, like, I got. We were in the Xbox party one time. They were like. Like, someone wanted to, like, come for me. Like, you know, like someone. Someone wants to throw a jab. Like, I was like on this verse, like, bro, have you guys ever seen this clip of this kid on this podcast? Ask Nico. When the. When. When the US Got their independence. What year? And I was just like, this is my point. I was like, you. [00:45:57] Speaker B: You say you Graded history. [00:46:00] Speaker A: I was. [00:46:02] Speaker B: You don't know when any dates are, like 1776. You don't know that that was a date. You said 1975, I think four. 1974, you said you don't know history stuff, but can you ever really be good at history? It's just essentially memorizing stuff. That's all you are. You're good at memory for history. Math is actually, like, in school, I. [00:46:21] Speaker A: Was good at that. Like, I was nasty at capitals at everywhere. Like, I was cool with that. Geography, unreal. Good at it. [00:46:29] Speaker B: So you think you have a good memory for things? [00:46:32] Speaker A: Yeah, I would say. Well, when I was a kid. Not now. Not really. Not now. I'm like a goldfish. [00:46:38] Speaker B: You think that has to do with the weed? [00:46:41] Speaker A: Yeah, probably. [00:46:42] Speaker B: Maybe a little bit. [00:46:43] Speaker A: Yeah, probably. [00:46:45] Speaker B: I don't know. So what were you getting to? [00:46:47] Speaker A: What I was getting to was you. [00:46:49] Speaker B: Got into math, you got into history. You're great at math. [00:46:51] Speaker A: I go into the highest math class at Southern New Hampshire University without. I didn't cheat on my placement test either. My mother thought I cheated on it. I got placed in the highest math class as a freshman. Finite math. You even know what that's about? [00:47:05] Speaker B: I'm guessing it's like sin and tig and all that shit. [00:47:09] Speaker A: Yep. How do you think I did in that class? [00:47:13] Speaker B: You probably failed out. [00:47:14] Speaker A: I think I. I think I got a B. Anyhow, math comes to me. All right, Matt. Math. I'm good at math. I'm. I'm. You gotta give me a second to let me, like, digest how to do it. And I can kind of try and figure it out. So on Wednesday, I had to help my friend out that's back in school with fractions. I love fractions. I'm. I get it. I don't understand it. I get it. You ever look at something, you get it, but you don't really fully get how you get it? Yeah, I know. You know, I'm not trying to, like, talk in a circle, but, like. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. [00:47:45] Speaker B: I think good at math, one of the only things that I'm good at that I don't know why I'm good at is, like, finding ways to call you gay or that you have a little dick. Like, I feel like I'm good at that. Or on mcu. Like, those three things is, like, the only things in the world I'm good at. Like, it just comes natural to me. But, yeah, I get what you're saying. [00:48:07] Speaker A: Okay. [00:48:07] Speaker B: I'm actually great with math, too. I understand the fraction Thing. I understand what you're saying that you see it. It's like, I don't even. I. I used to legit getting. My wife's the complete opposite. She was. When she was going through college and nursing school, all that I used to have to help her with, like. Like, it was essentially a fraction problem. Like how like, the medicine was going into the. Like through an iv, like, so let's just say it's. It's. They call it titrating. Like, this medicine bag has to go through over this amount of time, how much milligrams of the medicine or milliliters, whatever coming through you. To me, it was just a fraction. And I would get so mad at her, I'd be like, I don't understand how you don't understand this. Like, I'd be like, putting it into fraction from, like, it's just a fraction. Like, multiply this by this. Like, it's just a fraction. [00:48:50] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:48:50] Speaker B: You know what I mean? Like, if this much is coming over this time, like, just put them in fraction form. It's easy. Yeah, it was like. And I would be like, banging the table. I'm like, how don't you understand this? [00:49:00] Speaker A: I literally was doing that at the bar. [00:49:02] Speaker B: I just. [00:49:02] Speaker A: It was like. It was like Ricky's hours for this week were 8 and 3/4. 5 and 5. 8, whatever. 3, 3 and 3/4. [00:49:14] Speaker B: Again, fractions for hours. [00:49:17] Speaker A: But it's so easy. [00:49:19] Speaker B: I know, but why they give them fractions? [00:49:21] Speaker A: Because they're trying to show you how to convert a fraction into a decimal. [00:49:25] Speaker B: Oh, you were just doing someone's math work. [00:49:27] Speaker A: Yes. [00:49:28] Speaker B: Oh, okay. I thought you meant, like, your POS system was telling them, like, giving you that, like, oh, he works 7.35 hours. [00:49:35] Speaker A: No, no, I was trying to show her, like, bro, if you look at 5 and 3, 4, it's like, what does that look like to you? So I'm like, dude, that's 5.75, right? You know, I mean, I was literally so infuriated by them. Like, if it says eight and a half, what is it? 8.5. [00:49:52] Speaker B: You know, you weren't even getting into, like, let's get into a common denominator. Let's. [00:49:56] Speaker A: We. We did that. We got into that. We gone to adding mixed numbers. We gone to solve for X. Like, I was there, I was doing all that. [00:50:03] Speaker B: And this girl's in college. [00:50:05] Speaker A: Back in college. [00:50:06] Speaker B: So she's back in college and she doesn't know basic stuff. I feel like girls have an aversion to. To Math, for some reason. Like, it's like they're blind. Like, I don't know if it's their side of their brains. Like, maybe they're more creative or something different with that. I bet you they're better at, like, writing. Like, I feel like girls tend to be better writers, like, in terms of, like writing an essay, all that we're like. [00:50:28] Speaker A: Yeah, because like, girls are super dramatic in that aspect. They love to be, like, super detailed and, like, not leave out a. Yeah, they love to tell you what the. They love to tell you what the paint looks like on the fucking cabinets when you walk in the house. Like, I don't give a fuck. [00:50:40] Speaker B: Yeah. No one cares about. [00:50:42] Speaker A: I mean. [00:50:42] Speaker B: Yeah, but. So you need no math to gamble. [00:50:45] Speaker A: I was doing. I was doing that. You do need to know math to gamble. That's probably why I credit that so much. All right, and one of our last topics that we got is from a local friend of ours. Would you rather three weeks of 100 degree weather or three weeks of 10 degree weather? [00:51:04] Speaker B: Well, we're in that right now. So give me. Give me the. Give me the cold weather. 100 degrees is miserable. I would rather be cold than be sweating. It's not even a question. You can't even enjoy the outside at 100 degrees. So, like, what's the point of it being nice? [00:51:27] Speaker A: You've got a good point. [00:51:28] Speaker B: What's the point of it being nice out? You have to be inside. So essentially it's just the winter. [00:51:32] Speaker A: He's gotta be. He's gotta. He's got a point. [00:51:35] Speaker B: If you can't enjoy the outside, what's the point of it being nice out? So if it's 100 degrees, you can't enjoy the outside. So there's no difference between winter and summer at that point. That's the way. [00:51:43] Speaker A: And then you're at a. You're at a spot like mine with no AC and just fans, and it's like, it's miserable. [00:51:48] Speaker B: Can you picture what his ass smells like in the middle of summer? Three weeks, 100 degree weather. Like, he got no bidet, no wipes, he's dry fucking rubbing his ass. Never ender. I mean, think about what he smells like. [00:52:01] Speaker A: You could see why I smell fine. The place is hot. [00:52:06] Speaker B: Why can't you throw a window ac? [00:52:08] Speaker A: You've seen what the demographic of this fucking apartment this layout looks like. I have a sliding door, okay? [00:52:16] Speaker B: They have this stuff, though. You can buy them. They have portable ones that you can. [00:52:21] Speaker A: Here, look, my goal, My goal. [00:52:25] Speaker B: You don't have one window. [00:52:26] Speaker A: My goal, it's a rollout window. It's terrible. Any shut up for two seconds. Anyhow, by June. The goal is by June. That's not a lot, dude. [00:52:37] Speaker B: You can't do another summer in there. [00:52:38] Speaker A: I know. [00:52:38] Speaker B: I feel bad for your mental health at this point. I don't even know how you live in there, dude. I don't know how you live in that. I would have a bucket of ice and just a fan going. Like, I would just fill that bucket of ice in front of the fan and just let that fucking blow cold air. Like, that's what you should be doing. Filling that ice every week. Like, just fucking ice, ice, ice, ice. Dump the ice into the toilet. You know what I mean? Into your bathtub. If you got a bathtub. [00:53:01] Speaker A: Don't have a bathtub. [00:53:02] Speaker B: Just a shower. [00:53:03] Speaker A: I have a makeshift shower. [00:53:04] Speaker B: What do you mean, a makeshift shower? [00:53:06] Speaker A: It's gross. It's. It's not gross, but it's like, if. [00:53:08] Speaker B: You gotta take a picture of this bathroom, then I've never been in. I don't want to go in. I've dropped them off a few times. [00:53:13] Speaker A: Never take a picture of that bathroom. That bathroom will be disclosed until further notice. [00:53:19] Speaker B: It feels like, to me like you're in, like, a slum hole. [00:53:22] Speaker A: Like, the way it's not really like a slum hole. [00:53:24] Speaker B: Because I don't think it's that bad. [00:53:25] Speaker A: It's like a mid hole. [00:53:26] Speaker B: It's a mid hole. [00:53:29] Speaker A: It does the job. You know what I mean? It does the job. It's that if it was grow. If. Listen, if it was, like, gross, I wouldn't. I'm not trying to sound like that. I wouldn't live in it, like, if there was. [00:53:40] Speaker B: But what's a makeshift shower mean? I don't understand what that means when you say makeshift shower. That to me seems like you have, like, a shower set up. [00:53:47] Speaker A: Like, I had to. I had to, like. I still have to, like, clean it to, like, from what it looked like when I got in there three years ago, like, I'm still, like, cleaning stuff. [00:54:02] Speaker B: All right, so here's my opinion. I. If. If I were you, and I know, like, whatever, you could get, like, a maid to come in there for, like, $85 and just be like, hey, just work on the bathroom. [00:54:12] Speaker A: Right? I've thought about that. [00:54:15] Speaker B: It's gonna smell unbelievable. I get a maid here every two weeks. It's the best thing you could ever do. [00:54:20] Speaker A: Really? [00:54:20] Speaker B: It's the best thing you could ever do. They clean all the Spots you don't think you're gonna smell it smells great. Takes pressure off the wife. That's nice. And they do all this hard stuff. They're not gonna, like, do your laundry? They can. [00:54:32] Speaker A: No, I do my own laundry. [00:54:34] Speaker B: But, like, the top of the cabinets. Like, she dusted the top of the cabinets. Like, who the fuck's ever dust on the top of the cabinets? Like, come on. Like, I mean, my crazy mom might do something like that. [00:54:43] Speaker A: That's huge for me. I got dust all over the place. Yeah, sometimes. [00:54:46] Speaker B: I mean, obviously they're gonna do you deep clean. Clean first. Costs a little more money, but if you point them in the right direction. Hey, I just need you to get this bathroom clean. Like, I don't want the cum and blood and whatever else happened in this bathroom. Soap, scum, rust, all that shit I want off my walls in my bathroom. They'll do it. Just focus them in there. Be like, this is all I want you to do right now. Then we'll cut you back to do other shit. [00:55:13] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. Or I do it. I don't mind doing it sometimes. Like, cleaning, like. [00:55:21] Speaker B: But I will also say, like, when you're in an older apartment automatically looks worse than it is. It was all new. It probably wouldn't look as bad if. [00:55:27] Speaker A: It was all new. Yeah, but, dude, I'd be like, yo, but like, my door, my. My. My cabinet doors, like, the brackets starting to, like, come off. [00:55:36] Speaker B: You got to tell your landlord about that. [00:55:38] Speaker A: He's just kind of a prick. Dude, he's just kind of a prick. I gotta tell him about the garbage disposal that started making sounds. [00:55:46] Speaker B: Yeah, he should just remove that. We remove that from all of our units. No more garbage disposals. Because you know why people are. Bottle caps, everything going in there. Someone try to do, like, muscles. Like, why are you throwing muscles down there? There's shells, you retard. Like, that's a dumb thing to do. Like, just now you don't have. Now you have a screwed in strainer. So now you can't even fucking take the strainer out. And now guess what? Everything's going in the fucking trash, dude. Because you guys don't know how to fucking act, right? You don't deserve a garbage disposal. [00:56:19] Speaker A: I wish I had a screwed in strainer. That would be great. [00:56:21] Speaker B: You could probably put one in pretty easily. [00:56:23] Speaker A: Yeah, I probably could. [00:56:24] Speaker B: Yeah. Sure. You got a plumbing friend? [00:56:26] Speaker A: I do. One plumbing friend, Beamsbrook. My boy John Van Busker, he's got his own plumbing stuff on the side. [00:56:33] Speaker B: What are you shooting at? Flow golf, by the way. [00:56:36] Speaker A: Great. [00:56:37] Speaker B: Like what's your score average score? [00:56:39] Speaker A: I handicaps like only like plus four. [00:56:43] Speaker B: So you're shooting. Are you guys do. Is it scramble format or just stroke format? So it's scramble. So it's best shot and you just alternate. You don't alternate. You hit the same shot and whoever has the better shot. [00:56:53] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:56:54] Speaker B: Okay, so that's how it always. Is that just how your league is? Is that how the most leagues are? [00:56:58] Speaker A: I don't know. I think that's just how our league set up. [00:57:00] Speaker B: Plus four is bad for a two man scratch scramble on a simulator. [00:57:03] Speaker A: I think it's great. [00:57:04] Speaker B: No, I think, honestly, brother shot under par and he's terrible at golf. Terrible, terrible. [00:57:11] Speaker A: I don't care if you, you, you're not, you're not getting the science behind it, buddy. Every time we show up, we're getting four shots more likely. [00:57:20] Speaker B: It's like, I get, I get that, I get, I get that there's like a sandbagging aspect to it. [00:57:25] Speaker A: There absolutely is. It absolutely is. [00:57:28] Speaker B: So what did you do? You just up when you were going to your like, you know where they set, you set your handicap or does it just roll over from the last year? [00:57:37] Speaker A: No, it drops. It drops the low. We drop the lowest score every week. [00:57:41] Speaker B: Okay. [00:57:41] Speaker A: Like, you know, you get dropped. [00:57:44] Speaker B: Okay. [00:57:44] Speaker A: That's how it, that's how it flies. [00:57:45] Speaker B: How do you get your start in handicap? Do you have to go for 1? [00:57:48] Speaker A: 2? After two weeks it gets a sad. [00:57:49] Speaker B: Okay. Okay. So everyone's playing on an even playing field for the first two weeks. [00:57:53] Speaker A: Yep, yep. [00:57:56] Speaker B: How many guys are up there? [00:57:57] Speaker A: 22, I think, or 24. [00:57:59] Speaker B: That's good. It's just good to get out. I mean, it's not real golf. Anyone. [00:58:03] Speaker A: Actually it might be more than 24. If we take up every bay but one. And there's four people on there. How many bays are in there? [00:58:10] Speaker B: 10. [00:58:11] Speaker A: So we got nine bays with four people. That's 36. [00:58:14] Speaker B: That's nice. [00:58:15] Speaker A: It's a lot of people you like. [00:58:16] Speaker B: Too bad you couldn't get another bay. Have the whole place. [00:58:18] Speaker A: The only bay we don't have. And I think they won't give it up because like it's for like their friends. Is the one near the kitchen bay, number eight in the corner. [00:58:26] Speaker B: I know which one you're talking about. Yeah, yeah. They have a lot, they have a lot of going on over there. [00:58:30] Speaker A: A lot of stuff going on. [00:58:31] Speaker B: They're doing a tournament that's like a 175 per person. So it's like an actual scramble tournament, and I think you can win $5,000 to the first team. Like, that's crazy money, dude. Like, I'm sure some, like, studs. Like, you should just get, like, four studs to go into this tournament. Like, obviously, we have. [00:58:48] Speaker A: No, they're doing it. They're doing it, bro. [00:58:50] Speaker B: This. [00:58:50] Speaker A: There's a lot of. Of, like, guys coming out the woodwork. Like, a lot of guys coming out the woodwork. I guess they do these tournaments every weekend. Like, they're all. They're all for it. [00:59:01] Speaker B: My only beef with it is, like, I get it's fun. It just doesn't translate to real golf. So as long as you know. [00:59:06] Speaker A: As long as you know, like, absolutely not. Because there's no way I'm getting out of the sand the way that I'm getting out of the sand in the. [00:59:12] Speaker B: No chance. No. [00:59:13] Speaker A: I'm unbelievable at chipping. I'm not bad at chipping in real life. I'm okay. I have good hands. I would say. [00:59:19] Speaker B: Yeah, you do. But soft mitts. I'd say. [00:59:22] Speaker A: Yeah. Soft hands through the. [00:59:23] Speaker B: You just can't find anything off the tee. It's very hard for you to hit the. I'd say you hit very. Two fairways around. [00:59:30] Speaker A: Yeah, it's very. It's. It's either. It's either you're on or you complete, or I'm completely off. It's like, I feel like that's. That's everybody. Not you, not you. [00:59:42] Speaker B: Well, that's all I can do is hit fear. [00:59:45] Speaker A: I put my life on the line. Like, my dick in balls on the line. That Al hits a fairway, and it's at least, like, 200ft. 200 yards. Sorry. Yeah. [00:59:55] Speaker B: Yeah. I'm, like, maxing out 225. That's a max. [00:59:58] Speaker A: You know, also, I. You know who also I would put my dick and balls in line. My father. To hit a fairway. [01:00:04] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:00:04] Speaker A: 100% the guy. [01:00:05] Speaker B: Me and your father, very similar games. We hit fairways. [01:00:08] Speaker A: Way super similar. Super similar games. [01:00:11] Speaker B: I play old man golf. [01:00:12] Speaker A: You do play old man golf, which is. There's no problem with old man golf. [01:00:15] Speaker B: The. [01:00:16] Speaker A: Your. Your scorecard looks pretty good at the end of every round. [01:00:18] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:00:20] Speaker A: Did you golf a lot last year? Feel like you golfed a lot less? [01:00:23] Speaker B: I golf maybe four times. I didn't golf one round with my own ball. It was all scrambles. I don't think I got one. Golfed one actual round of golf. [01:00:32] Speaker A: Like, we didn't go golf. [01:00:33] Speaker B: I had people Text me being like, how come you haven't put anything into your gin? Like your handicap? [01:00:38] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah. [01:00:40] Speaker B: Like, I haven't played. All I've played is scrambles. That's it. I've never. I had. Didn't play not one round my own. That's embarrassing. That's why. That's why you, like, don't have kids. [01:00:48] Speaker A: You know, that's why they don't have kids. [01:00:51] Speaker B: Don't have kids. If you want any free time for yourself, don't have kids. [01:00:58] Speaker A: Just checking, see if we got any updates. Nope, we got nothing. Which is. Okay. [01:01:03] Speaker B: Del Hoggio have to say anything that. [01:01:06] Speaker A: We had plenty of stuff, so that's okay. [01:01:10] Speaker B: All right. Did you see this thing on. [01:01:12] Speaker A: Oh, Del Hoggios was the first thing that I. That I said. [01:01:16] Speaker B: Yeah. Usually he's good for a few things, you know, every once in a blue moon. Even though he's been acting like a clown lately, he's like, oh, when are you gonna bring the podcast back? I'm like, buddy, we've been back. Like, you just waking up to that. So how much of a fan of you if you don't know that we're back. [01:01:32] Speaker A: Yeah. Even though I haven't posted a clip yet. [01:01:35] Speaker B: I know, I've noticed that. But that's why we don't make prom. Don't make promises, and then everything's cool. [01:01:41] Speaker A: The only. The only thing that I'm saying to that of, like, why I haven't. I gotta get, like, back in the mode of, like, doing it, chopping it up and making it look good. Like, I have. I have some stuff. I have things clipped. I just got to put it together. You gotta also, like, put aside some time. Today wouldn't be a bad idea. I don't have work tonight, so, like. [01:02:01] Speaker B: Oh, you're off tonight. Nice. You said Fridays you're going to be off. [01:02:04] Speaker A: It's slow. [01:02:05] Speaker B: Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's just this January sucks. Especially with this weather. You're never going to get people in the north. [01:02:10] Speaker A: It's going to be like, negative four degrees tonight. [01:02:13] Speaker B: Have you seen this thing on GTA Online? I'm guessing it's GTA 5. Wait, five or six is coming out. [01:02:19] Speaker A: Six is coming up. [01:02:20] Speaker B: All right, so five, right? I guess on GTA Online right now you can actually work regular jobs. Have you seen this? So you could just be, like, a full driver and, like, go get your paycheck every week. Is that the gayest thing you've ever heard in your life? Like, why would you want to go do like what you're already doing. Like, why would I want to go just fucking. Unless you're like a dealer in real life and a real life gangster and you just want to go see what it's like to be like a fucking forklift driver. [01:02:43] Speaker A: A lot of people do that. Like it's like t Grizzly gets paid. I wonder how much that rapid gets paid. But like you have to pay to be in his server. [01:02:51] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:02:51] Speaker A: And then people roll like you just GTA role play. [01:02:56] Speaker B: I mean, I don't know. Make pizzas. I don't know. I don't get it. It's like one of these workers, this, this old lady that works. She's actually my aunt. She works. She was like a waitress for 50 years, right? And she, she would spend her time. She would play these games called Dine and Dash where she would serve. Like it was basically this game where you had to like serve people, like get them coffee, come back, pay their check, make sure that someone would try to screw on their bill. Dine and dash on their bill. And they'd have to like go get them. Like she would just basically do her whole life job that she's doing anyways and she would just do it in a video game form. She was probably unbelievable at this thing. She'd be like. She'd be cooking because you could cook in some of them. So she'd be like flipping eggs. [01:03:35] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:03:36] Speaker B: Going back, pouring coffee. Like one guy would be asking for like another soda. She'd have to go get the soda. Like that's, that's like. That to me is what this reminds me of. Like you're just going to be a forklift operator. Like you got fucking Eddie Mahoney's just going to like hang scaffolding on GTA after he does it all day. [01:03:51] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:03:51] Speaker B: Like I don't get it. [01:03:52] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, pretty much. Pretty much. Pretty much. You could do that. You know, you're like the police officer thing is like real as bro. Like it's so. They got it so detailed. It's so crazy. [01:04:04] Speaker B: That's one game. Like I'll tell you right now, even though my kid's playing 2K, it actually looks pretty sick. NBA 2K. [01:04:12] Speaker A: Nice, dude. [01:04:13] Speaker B: The only thing I think when GTA 6 comes, I'll. I'll go on a run for like 12 hours. [01:04:18] Speaker A: Good. [01:04:18] Speaker B: Should stream 12 hours. [01:04:20] Speaker A: I'll stream it with you. [01:04:21] Speaker B: 12 hours I gotta show and I'm definitely gonna. A prostitute in the car in front of my son. That's definitely gonna happen. That's Somebody listen, if the van's knock. If the van's rocking, don't come a knocking, buddy. [01:04:37] Speaker A: We should definitely do that. That's funny. It's fine. Yeah, no, it's crazy. It's crazy, dude. Yeah, it's crazy. It's. People take it like. Yeah, like it's real life. But it's like, dude, like you're sitting in a computer chair in front of a fucking 27 inch monitor. Like it's not real. Like you're not really doing forklifting work. Like, it's just not. But like problems could happen. Guys could be like fucking around on the job. Like it's like anything that you think can happen, man, it can happen. Yeah, like there's some people that have to sit there. [01:05:09] Speaker B: I get it. [01:05:10] Speaker A: People have to sit there for eight hours at a time behind in a convenience store and just watch other GTA people come into their store and buy. [01:05:19] Speaker B: They really do this? [01:05:20] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:05:21] Speaker B: And they're cool with it? [01:05:23] Speaker A: I mean. Yeah, I guess so. It's their choice. [01:05:26] Speaker B: They're just like. How many quick picks do you want? Marlboro One? Hundreds? You want Newports? What do you want? [01:05:32] Speaker A: You know, if you get another Gatorade, it's fine. It's three for five. [01:05:36] Speaker B: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, is that what. [01:05:38] Speaker A: Yeah, bro. It's real. And then like they'll get stuck up people. [01:05:42] Speaker B: That makes sense. Yeah. They're getting stuff come in, trying to. Can they choose to like fight them? [01:05:46] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. You gotta chalk and probably underneath the counter. Yeah, yeah. And that's, that's how it gets after. Then you get that you gotta call the cops. Then the other role playing people come in as the cops. There's a fire outside. Then you got to call the fire department. Then there's people role playing as firemen. [01:06:03] Speaker B: There's that many people to like. Yes. To populate this. [01:06:06] Speaker A: Yes, yes. [01:06:08] Speaker B: It's like. [01:06:08] Speaker A: It's like Sims, but way better. [01:06:11] Speaker B: Yeah, I guess this all passed me. It was just like. I just go to fucking. I wanted as many stars as possible, you know? [01:06:16] Speaker A: Yeah, of course. But that was what the game used to be. It is not like that anymore. [01:06:21] Speaker B: It's like an actual world. [01:06:22] Speaker A: Yes, absolutely. Absolutely. [01:06:25] Speaker B: It's like that movie. [01:06:26] Speaker A: Everybody makes up a name. You never go by your. Obviously your original name. Okay. [01:06:32] Speaker B: Your Game Attack you're talking about. You mean like a real name, right? [01:06:35] Speaker A: Game Attack or your actual name. You just don't go by it. You know, if your real life names Jack, you'd like end up Being like Riley. Yeah. Like Ronald McFarlane, you know, what's your name in it? I've never done that. I've never done GTA role playing, probably. [01:06:54] Speaker B: What would you be and what would you. What would your name be? [01:06:56] Speaker A: If I had a role play? [01:06:58] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:07:05] Speaker A: I don't know. Like, you could be like us. You could be like a SWAT member. That would be fun, I guess. But maybe not that. If I had to pick something else, like, maybe. I don't know. That's like a super good question. Like, what would my role be? My role playing? I don't know. I have to think about that. I'm kind of stumped right now. I wouldn't want to work at. I would want to be on the move because I wouldn't want to, like, be behind the counter of a convenience store. That would just seem like nauseating to me. [01:07:36] Speaker B: That would be bad. Yeah, I guess you could try to be a hooker and just blow guys, but that'd be, like, too close to, like, real life, you know, for you. [01:07:43] Speaker A: Yeah, I want. I want something that I don't do from a daily basis. [01:07:48] Speaker B: So would you be a cop? [01:07:51] Speaker A: I would probably lean towards being a cop, yeah. [01:07:53] Speaker B: Well, I mean, that makes sense because you're in this game, you're always being a criminal, so you figure you're going to be. I feel like cop would at least be like a lot of action. [01:08:01] Speaker A: It's a lot of action. That's what I'm saying. I need some. If I'm bro. I need to, like, be in a role that, like, where. Like, there's a lot of. There's a lot going on. [01:08:10] Speaker B: What would your name be? [01:08:13] Speaker A: Oh, that's. That's good. I'm. [01:08:15] Speaker B: You need a strong. [01:08:15] Speaker A: You want to know my unusual skill? My unusual skill is that I can create so many different. So many different names. I can. I have unbelievable. I have an unbelievable job at making like Raman Dre Pain. [01:08:32] Speaker B: I know you've. You've. You've mentioned these names in ncaa, but for. [01:08:36] Speaker A: From Andre Pain, from Andre Payne, my mo. I'm not going to give up my most famous one. [01:08:41] Speaker B: You probably have on here. [01:08:45] Speaker A: Maybe, but I have a famous. [01:08:47] Speaker B: You need a cop name. I have a famous, like a strong cop name. [01:08:50] Speaker A: Strong cop name. [01:08:51] Speaker B: Like, I'm thinking like a buddy cop name. Like a Jack Slater. [01:08:56] Speaker A: Jonathan Battle. [01:08:58] Speaker B: Jonathan Battle. Isn't that like a Patriots player? Didn't he play for the Patriots? [01:09:03] Speaker A: Who the is that Battle? [01:09:05] Speaker B: Didn't Battle play for the Patriots? Am I wrong? [01:09:07] Speaker A: There's a lot of People with the last name Battle. But his name's not Jonathan. [01:09:10] Speaker B: What was his name? [01:09:12] Speaker A: I don't know. Not Jonathan Battle. [01:09:16] Speaker B: Battle. NFL player. Jordan. Jordan Battle. [01:09:23] Speaker A: That's a good. That's a good name. That's a solid. [01:09:25] Speaker B: Jackie Battle. [01:09:26] Speaker A: Yep. That's a solid. That's not. [01:09:28] Speaker B: I like alliteration. I'm alliteration guy. [01:09:30] Speaker A: What does that mean? [01:09:31] Speaker B: Like, the same letter for both. So it'll be like Blake Battle, if you were gonna go. [01:09:37] Speaker A: Right, right, right. That's why. That's why you did Bo Buchanan. [01:09:40] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:09:43] Speaker A: That was a great name. [01:09:44] Speaker B: What's the Rock's name in Fast and Furious? Why can't I think of it? [01:09:49] Speaker A: Hobbs. [01:09:50] Speaker B: What's his first name? [01:09:52] Speaker A: I don't even know if they have a say. His first name. Isn't his name just Hobbes? Dude, I'm pretty sure that, like, he's actually just. No. Is it Eugene? [01:10:02] Speaker B: It could be Eugene Hobbs. [01:10:03] Speaker A: Eugene Hobbs. Give it to me. Rain man fact check me. [01:10:11] Speaker B: Luke. Luke Hobbs. Luke is a strong name. Like, they. Like. I think that cops and quarterbacks, like, those names go together for some reason. [01:10:21] Speaker A: I think Jackson Dot's a great name for a quarterback. That's a great name. Yeah, it's an unbelievable name. [01:10:26] Speaker B: But like Colt McCoy. Colt McCoy is a great. [01:10:29] Speaker A: That. That's like. [01:10:30] Speaker B: Like a great quarterback. [01:10:31] Speaker A: This guy went to Texas or he's. [01:10:33] Speaker B: Like a state trooper. Yo, that's Colt McCoy, like. [01:10:36] Speaker A: Like a Southern Matt Stafford. You like that? [01:10:40] Speaker B: I do. [01:10:43] Speaker A: Jordan Love does not sound like a quarterback's name. [01:10:46] Speaker B: No, it sounds like a porn guy. [01:10:48] Speaker A: Sounds like a porn porn. That sounds like a porn guy's name. 100% or probably basketball player. [01:10:54] Speaker B: I would say Drake May. Doesn't sound like a great quarterback name. [01:10:57] Speaker A: I don't know. I think it's. I think it's kind of a hybrid. I would. Honestly, some. [01:11:02] Speaker B: I would think Drake May think he's black. Yeah, I think he's black, too. [01:11:05] Speaker A: I think he's black. [01:11:06] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:11:07] Speaker A: That was my first. That's my first impersonation. If you're just going to think about that right off the bat. [01:11:11] Speaker B: I think he's a basketball player. AAU basketball player. [01:11:14] Speaker A: I think he's black or plays basketball. Yeah. Which he did. Well, he was actually pretty good. He did one of those things and he did. [01:11:20] Speaker B: His brother was a good player for North Carolina. A decent player. [01:11:22] Speaker A: Anyways, they made one of the best shots. One of like, the biggest shots in North Carolina history. [01:11:28] Speaker B: They say he's the worst athlete out of his family. I doubt that. [01:11:31] Speaker A: Who? Luke Drake? No, they say. [01:11:34] Speaker B: That's what they always say. [01:11:35] Speaker A: They say he's the best. [01:11:37] Speaker B: They just all lie about it. It's like. Oh, they. It was like Peyton, Manon's older brother was supposed to be the best. The best athlete. [01:11:43] Speaker A: No one even knows who that guy is. [01:11:44] Speaker B: Yeah, no one. Exactly. [01:11:46] Speaker A: No one even knows who Cooper Manning is. [01:11:47] Speaker B: I'm guessing it's Arch Man's father. I'm guessing, but I don't know. That's the guy they're talking about. [01:11:54] Speaker A: Whatever, Coop. Right? Cooper. Isn't that the other brother? [01:11:58] Speaker B: Cooper? That's the younger brother, isn't it? [01:12:01] Speaker A: No, there's. Oh, a lot. Is it Elijah Manning? They all got. They do that. That family's got weird names. Peyton Manning, though. Peyton Manning. [01:12:10] Speaker B: You're right. It's Cooper. You're right. It's Cooper. Yeah. [01:12:13] Speaker A: Rain Man Baby. [01:12:14] Speaker B: Cooper, Payton and Eli. So there's only three brothers. [01:12:16] Speaker A: Cooper, Payton, and Eli. [01:12:18] Speaker B: Would you think that. That that's the most. [01:12:20] Speaker A: No, they're saying that. They're saying that, like, the nephew or the. Whatever Arch is like, the. The gonna be the best one. [01:12:26] Speaker B: I don't think so. [01:12:27] Speaker A: I don't think so at all. Peyton's hype got way too much. [01:12:31] Speaker B: So hard to even compete with Peyton's, like, track record. And then you got Eli, too. That's. That's a high bar for him to hit. [01:12:38] Speaker A: Eli has. Doesn't Eli have more Super Bowls? [01:12:42] Speaker B: No. [01:12:42] Speaker A: Two each to each. [01:12:43] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:12:44] Speaker A: Yeah. You think Ox gonna win? [01:12:45] Speaker B: Eli Mana was never that good. [01:12:48] Speaker A: Frank May's in the fucking league. You ain't win no super bowl, bitch. [01:12:52] Speaker B: What do you think a realistic expectation is for Drake May in terms of Super Bowls, if he stays healthy? [01:12:56] Speaker A: 3 to 4? [01:12:59] Speaker B: I'd come a thousand comes. [01:13:01] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:13:02] Speaker B: If that were to happen. I mean, one. I'm. I'm fucking one. In 20 years, I'll be happy. [01:13:06] Speaker A: I can't believe we haven't even gotten into that yet. Obviously. It's been an. It's been an hour. And we haven't gone into the fact that the Patriots are going to the Super Bowl. I mean, like, they're going to the ship. [01:13:16] Speaker B: What? [01:13:17] Speaker A: What? [01:13:18] Speaker B: Going to the ship. What? [01:13:20] Speaker A: We going to the ship. What? No, seriously. Some people live and die, guys, and never see their favorite team in the world win anything. It took us five years in our primes, I would say, as sports fans, we're in our primes. And sports fans, for sure, we're going back to the Super Bowl. Last year, our fucking season was done like Mid November. So that's like six, seven weeks into the season. I would say. [01:13:49] Speaker B: I'd even say before that. But, yeah, probably before that. [01:13:53] Speaker A: As soon as Gerard Mayo got high, retracted his statement after the Miami game about us being, like, soft, I knew we were fucked. [01:13:59] Speaker B: No, no, I think. I think he lost it in the introductory conference when he went out there and said, we're going to spend a shit ton of money. Then the next day he comes out and says, I'm so sorry that that's. That's when we lost it. We're talking fucking April of last year. [01:14:12] Speaker A: That's when we lost. But listen, that's why they say everything in life happens for a reason. If we don't have that one year with Gerard Mayo acting like an absolute ass bag and our team being ass and sucking, do we get variable? [01:14:31] Speaker B: No, we don't. [01:14:32] Speaker A: Okay. Do we get. Do we get a new regime in life into this, into this team? [01:14:40] Speaker B: I know you're not a. Like, a big fan of the Jewish people in general. [01:14:43] Speaker A: That's not true. [01:14:45] Speaker B: Craft. [01:14:46] Speaker A: My first. [01:14:46] Speaker B: You have to give a little credit to Kraft for making the change. He made a mistake, and he pulled that trigger real fast. [01:14:54] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. He didn't let it, because guess what? If he didn't, Vrabel was gonna get fucking signed by somebody else. [01:15:00] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:15:01] Speaker A: And I'm telling you right now, dude, Mike Vrabel being our coach has so much to do with where we are. It's not even close. [01:15:09] Speaker B: He has a perfect culture. I would say right now, I'm for this age. [01:15:13] Speaker A: You know what's even better? People are gonna be like, I want a slice of that pie. It took that guy. It took that guy one year to get to the Super Bowl. You got guys like A.J. brown looking around. Fucking, dude. [01:15:25] Speaker B: There was a guy on the Bills that just came out. I forget who, which one it was. He said, like, wow, damn. Variable's a good coach or something like that. Didn't you. [01:15:33] Speaker A: Did you see the clip of Max Crosby and Pat Mahomes at the Pro bowl two years ago? [01:15:38] Speaker B: No. [01:15:39] Speaker A: They were like, yo. They were like. They were talking about, like, Andy Reid. He was like, how's Andy Reid, his coach? Like, cool as hell, man. He's like, you know, another cool coach must be. It's like, Vrabel, dude. He's like, nah, yo, Mike Vrabel's that dude. And they're all just going and talking about Mike Vrabel. He is. He's a play dude. He's the perfect mix of a head coach. That expects the most out of you and a players coach. He's the man. [01:16:10] Speaker B: Oh, they've released the full Epstein files. Apparently. Let's. That's kind of fucking crazy. Epstein files have been released. It contains 3 million additional pages. Who gives a fuck? I mean, who even knows if that's an actual file? But yeah, apparently they released Epstein files. I agree 1000% about Mike Frable. Fucking dog, dude. They respect him because he was there, number one. And you can just see in the locker room afterwards, it's a totally different name now. They respected Bill Belichick for a different reason. Because of his greatness. All this stuff. I think that Mike Frabel's the perfect coach for this generation of players. Dealing with the divas, where I think Bill Belichick was more of like, fuck you, you can do it my way. I think Bill. I think Mike Frable actually relates them a little bit better. [01:16:54] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:16:55] Speaker B: And I think that's reasons why old school coaches like fucking Nick Saban is stop coaching like they did. They see the tides turn. Belichick, I don't know what's going on. We probably should talk about how he didn't make the hall of Fame in the first belt. Ridiculous. That's fucking retarded. But this is what happens when you have people like Bill Polian and Tony Dungey and these pieces of holding grudges for years. So it just basically. Does the hall of Fame mean anything anymore? I'd say it doesn't. When you got coaches that are mediocre, that have three playoff wins in the. In the hall of Fame and then you got the someone with 31 playoff wins. Not in the hall of Fame. [01:17:36] Speaker A: There's no other single coach except like there's no other coach ever. That would be a first bad hall of Fame, then Bill Belichick and you just fucking blew it. Like, you just blew it. You. The NFL should make. Make it. Make a statement or make something happen. Not with the quick release of like, hey, we're gonna kick out the voters if they cuz of these bylaws, like not kick them out right now. Say, whoever didn't vote for Bill Belichick. [01:18:03] Speaker B: You want a new 50. [01:18:05] Speaker A: New 50 voters, I would do it. [01:18:08] Speaker B: Or you need a new 10. Whoever that, whoever they are, whoever didn't do it. I think he didn't get 40 votes. Right. He needed 40 to get in. 40 out of 50. Something like that. I don't even know. [01:18:25] Speaker A: Bro. No, I would agree. That's absolute joke. You just tarnished the whole hall of Fame. Like, you just fucking ruined it. Who gives a shit? [01:18:37] Speaker B: And when do you ever. When does it ever. [01:18:39] Speaker A: So what are you gonna do, hold out Tom Brady? [01:18:42] Speaker B: It's stupid. When do you ever see, like, 98% of people all agreeing on one thing? Like, it's almost unanimous that everyone's agreeing that this is fucking ridiculous. You never see that. [01:18:55] Speaker A: How did they get the votes? And then bring it back and be like, yo, listen, hold on a second. I understand you guys. [01:19:00] Speaker B: Vote time. [01:19:01] Speaker A: I understand you guys voted. Yeah, hold on. [01:19:04] Speaker B: Send it back out. [01:19:05] Speaker A: Send it back. Send it back. Hold on. [01:19:09] Speaker B: Because. So, yeah, so one of the voters did come back. This is basically what he said. He basically said there was three people on the ballot, that this was, like, their last chance, and they wanted to get them in first. Everyone knows Bill's getting in, so maybe there is an issue with the voting process where maybe you should be able to have more than X amount go in. Like, you should be able to vote for as many people as, say, there's 10 people. [01:19:35] Speaker A: You legit. I don't. I don't care. Like, yeah, you probably right. There could be a new format to doing it, like, a thousand percent. [01:19:43] Speaker B: Too bad for that guy if he hasn't been in for 25 years. [01:19:46] Speaker A: I was just gonna say that guy. [01:19:47] Speaker B: He's a bubble guy. [01:19:48] Speaker A: That guy isn't Bill Belichick. Sorry, sir. Your last year of eligibility just happened to come up. When Bill Belichick's first year of eligibility is up, you lose. [01:20:00] Speaker B: Is there any hall of Fame that does it right? Because we know baseball doesn't do it right. [01:20:03] Speaker A: Baseball's a joke. [01:20:05] Speaker B: Yep. [01:20:05] Speaker A: Basketball, Everybody gets in. Football is officially. And it's still a joke. I'll tell you what. Everyone's a joke. Actually, you know what? Everybody that pro. No one. You never hear. Really Anybody in the hockey world get snubbed. Because hockey, I feel like, is the. The truest sport. Like, they take the player and they're like, this guy was a great player. [01:20:26] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:20:27] Speaker A: You know what I mean? [01:20:28] Speaker B: Like. Well, hockey does everything better. For some reason, all the hockey guys. No, it's not as much. [01:20:33] Speaker A: Got in. Unreal. Yeah. There is no. There is no ego. [01:20:36] Speaker B: Less of an ego. It feels like they respect each other. [01:20:38] Speaker A: That's why I'm so pissed off. To me, that stupid show. [01:20:41] Speaker B: Dude, listen, here's my thing. [01:20:43] Speaker A: I'm trying to ruin our sport. [01:20:45] Speaker B: If I own the Red Sox, we're gonna pivot real fast to baseball. [01:20:48] Speaker A: I own the Red Sox. I will spend $0. Nice. [01:20:51] Speaker B: If I let's just say I owned a team. Let's just say any team. I would give these people, especially some of those steroid guys, like Barry Bonds, I think is ineligible to ever be in the hall of Fame. He's the best hitter to ever hit the ball. It doesn't matter even if he did steroids. Even before when they say he did steroids, first of all, he's never tested positive. But let's. Okay, even before they say he did steroids, he's already a Hall of Fame. He was already hitting 300, already had X amount of hits, X amount of home runs. He was still a 400 home run guy. 400 fucking stolen bases. The guy's legitimately a specimen his entire life. I would give him one at bat, I'd give these guys one at bat so that he's an active player. And then his 10 years restarts. That's what I would do. That would be my mission to be like, fuck you, mlb. I'd give him one at bat. So now he gets another 10 years. I'd let fucking Roger Clemens throw one fucking pitch. Let him throw one fucking pitch. Just keep prolonging, just keep prolonging it because it's fucking retarded. And you know, down the line these people are going to get in. They're just trying to fucking make them fucking wait. [01:21:53] Speaker A: I think the biggest joke I've ever seen and like the biggest, the most disrespectful thing is Pete Rose died and then they put him in the hall of Fame, bro. [01:22:03] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:22:04] Speaker A: Do you know how, like, you think you're a good person because you did that, bro? This is how fucked up that is. [01:22:10] Speaker B: People think that they're more important because. [01:22:12] Speaker A: He had a life band like, dude, if I'm Pete Rose's son, I wouldn't accept it. I'm legit. Frank, Cassandra, the whole board of the MLB hall of Fame, everybody, everyone's getting it. [01:22:26] Speaker B: I think that. Swear to God, I hate journalists in general. And these are the people that we give the right, the Baseball Writers of America. You give these people the right people. [01:22:35] Speaker A: That were picked last in gym class just want to let you know they have zero credentials. They have no credentials. [01:22:40] Speaker B: Listen, I don't even care about the credential because you don't have any, any credentials. But you need common sense. I care less about the credentials. If as long as you have common sense. Like, listen, was this guy one of the best players at his position? Yes. Put him in the fucking Hall. [01:22:53] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:22:53] Speaker B: That's the way I look at it. It doesn't matter if you played or not. In my mind, it's that if you can make a common sense decision, like for you not to put in Bill Belichick into the football flames. Fucking retarded. You could argue that he's one of the best coaches in all of major sports, not just fucking football. There's very few people, maybe you could say Phil Jackson might be more successful. He'd be the only one that could even compete with him. [01:23:15] Speaker A: Oh, really? Phil Jackson? Why do you think Phil Jackson. I don't know. Maybe because he had the greatest basketball player to ever play the game. [01:23:23] Speaker B: Well, he has, like, I think nine or 11 titles. Phil Jackson. [01:23:27] Speaker A: I'm sorry. Phil Jackson also coached the Lakers. I totally forgot about that. For a brief stint. So did it with. [01:23:32] Speaker B: Colby. Did it. [01:23:33] Speaker A: So he did it with. I. I'm. I'm under the impression, bro, I'm putting Kobe over LeBron. I don't really give a fuck. [01:23:39] Speaker B: I don't think. I don't. I don't even think that. That's. That's not even crazy. [01:23:43] Speaker A: I heard Dennis Rodman literally probably get like, as crazy as Dennis Rodman was. It was probably one of the most normalized things I've ever heard. He was like, greatness chased Jordan. Like LeBron chased greatness. Like, you never seen Jordan. Like, Jordan did everything the right way, the hard way, and, like, just got it done. I'm not hating on LeBron too much. Like, I know you're not a big. You're not a big LeBron guy. [01:24:09] Speaker B: I don't know who is right. I'm sure there are people out there. [01:24:12] Speaker A: But is he a great basketball player? [01:24:14] Speaker B: Of course. [01:24:15] Speaker A: Sure. [01:24:15] Speaker B: He's probably top 10 ever. [01:24:17] Speaker A: Top 10, maybe top 5, whatever. Maybe guys like Michael Jordan and Kobe Bryant you'll never get again in your life. [01:24:28] Speaker B: No. [01:24:28] Speaker A: How do. How do you just to transition off of that? Because. Oh, we do have. Oh, we have another. We got another. We got another buzz from our local listener. My man. Hold on. I don't. I gotta read this really quick scene because of calling him. Honestly, Steve, I. I wish you dropped a better suggestion topic asking me if one of the people that we play softball with is the best third baseman I've ever seen. Because according to him, he's Evan Longoria. No. This guy sucks. I love him to death. He's definitely not Evan Longoria type material. And that's all I'm just going to say about that. [01:25:14] Speaker B: Is he talking about Rob Del Vecchio? Nope. [01:25:16] Speaker A: He is not talking about. [01:25:17] Speaker B: I Saw him play fucking infield, left side, infield. And it was pretty. [01:25:22] Speaker A: It's pretty healthy skeleton, huh? [01:25:23] Speaker B: It's healthy. [01:25:23] Speaker A: Skelta, have you seen. Did you see him at first base or third base? [01:25:26] Speaker B: I seen him, I think. Yeah. Third. I think he was at third. [01:25:29] Speaker A: How he did the. [01:25:30] Speaker B: Yes. [01:25:30] Speaker A: Yeah. Have you ever seen someone do that? [01:25:32] Speaker B: No, I never have. [01:25:33] Speaker A: It's a soft ball, by the way. Yeah, it's a softer ball. I will say. If I hit, like, a line. If you hit a line drive at me and it hit me in the face, it would hurt me. [01:25:40] Speaker B: And he paints his pants on. Let's not get rid of that. [01:25:42] Speaker A: Maybe. [01:25:43] Speaker B: Maybe he doesn't have the, like. Maybe he doesn't have, like, the range of motion. Maybe that's why he gets down. Like, how he gets down. [01:25:50] Speaker A: It's. But it's, like, crazy. Like, Rob's played sports his whole life. Rob's been athletic his whole life. Like, really good hockey. Like, really good, solid hockey player. He has. [01:26:02] Speaker B: He's a robot out there. [01:26:03] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Right? [01:26:04] Speaker B: No fluidity. No fluidity. [01:26:06] Speaker A: It's like he lost. It's like he lost his mojo. Yeah, yeah, yeah. [01:26:11] Speaker B: So he's too busy thinking about the windows up in Beachmont or the, you know, the doors. The French doors are coming in. And Winthrop. [01:26:18] Speaker A: Well, he's been plowing for. He's been plowing for. For a while. [01:26:22] Speaker B: Speaking of plowing, I want to get this. Get this out there. Remember in Covid Nico, you had all those nurses, they were dancing around those videos that they put out, like they were saving the world? Do you remember this? Like, all the nurses would be dancing and all that? [01:26:36] Speaker A: Like, probably, yeah, me. [01:26:40] Speaker B: They thought they were the most important people on the face of the planet. Do you remember when the nurses were doing that? That's how I kind of feel. Like, the plow drivers, huh? Like, they always have to put out their pictures. Like, oh, I'm over here. Plowing hour 36. Plowing. You know, they're fucking pushing the snow into the side. Anybody on the fucking planet can plow a street. Anybody. They hire fucking anybody. People sub out their jobs all the time. They hire. There was a guy on this street. Two guys. One guy was 95. The other guy was trying to speak to me. He was deaf. He couldn't even speak. I'll do. I'll do a little mini impression to him. Just like that to me right now. He did a great job on my street, the guy. So this was a good plow driver. Anybody can plow, Nico. Can fucking plow. The kid can't even drive. He can fucking plow a street. Stop acting like you're Karen Cancer and you're doing something special. I don't give a fuck about 1978, so don't say, oh, it would be this. The wizard of 78. No one could leave the house. Wasn't a plow driver. Anyone could plow a car. I'm supposed to feel bad for you when you're making 100, $150 an hour, I'm supposed to feel bad for you? Congratulations. I'm happy you're making money, but don't act like you're the fucking cream of the crop. Yeah, the bee's knees. Like it's fucking like you're saving fucking society. Relax. Fucking relax. No one's crying out. You make it fucking 10,000 on a snowstorm. No congratulations. Count your money and fucking sleep. You don't have to fucking put it on social media. All plowing. I'm plowing. I'm plowing. We get it. We get it, dude. These tow drivers, if. I mean the plow drivers are pissing. [01:28:11] Speaker A: Me off as that quick little rant on. On plows. [01:28:15] Speaker B: Yeah, well, I'm sure Del Vecchio's putting up his pitches, being like, you know, hour 36. You know, he's got a coffee in his hand. You probably watching porn on your dashboard while you're plowing the. And. And they can't even clear the schools. I can't even play men's basketball because they couldn't clear the parking lot of the school. It's like you had fucking three days to clear a parking lot. It's a fucking square with no cars in it. It's the easiest thing to fucking clear is a square part. It's not like a street where there's cars parked and you got fucking. [01:28:43] Speaker A: You got a lot of snow on your street, dude. [01:28:45] Speaker B: Oh, it's crazy. [01:28:46] Speaker A: It's fucking crazy, dude. It's like one lane. [01:28:48] Speaker B: Thank God my guy Rich came over and he fucking. He did a. He did a good job for me. Came around, did some stuff. Didn't even ask him. Nice friend Riches, even though he did leave me at the Brown Jug that time. [01:28:58] Speaker A: Ah, so that's who it was. [01:29:01] Speaker B: Yeah, but cloud drivers. You're not doing anything special. Make your money. We get it. No one's crying for you, you know, no one's crying for the. No one's crying for the. The cop doing the detail, you know, waving the cars over because it's zero degrees no one cares. He's making a hundred dollars an hour. Congrats. We're happy for that. But don't act like you're doing anything special because you're doing a detail. [01:29:23] Speaker A: You've been. You've been waving, you've been chosen. [01:29:25] Speaker B: I'm happy. You're making money. I don't care any making money. [01:29:28] Speaker A: You've been chosen. You've been chosen. [01:29:31] Speaker B: To plot it would be like a restaurant owner in the North End, like putting up pitches of. In the middle of St. Anthony's feast, being like, I'm making all this money. Or you own a cannoli stand in the north end during a feast, being like, oh, I'm raking in money. That would be insufferable. Insufferable. [01:29:49] Speaker A: It's tough. Yeah, it's tough. [01:29:52] Speaker B: Look how many cannolis I sold. What are you, a wise guy? [01:29:58] Speaker A: Yup, you got. You got them. Without a doubt. Let me see if we got anything else as far as. No, not getting any recommendations. This guy's got his face t. That is not. That is not it. [01:30:14] Speaker B: Oh, did you see. Okay, Winter Olympics are coming up, right? [01:30:18] Speaker A: Oh, dude, I'm excited. I will say I'm excited. I get the hockey's. [01:30:25] Speaker B: They're doing hockey normal, right? Yeah. Okay. [01:30:28] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:30:29] Speaker B: So they're gonna do the break for the NHL, all that stuff. So they. [01:30:31] Speaker A: Absolutely. [01:30:32] Speaker B: Okay, good. That's good. Thank God. [01:30:34] Speaker A: Absolutely. [01:30:34] Speaker B: And the NHL players can play in it, correct? [01:30:36] Speaker A: Absolutely. [01:30:37] Speaker B: Okay. [01:30:38] Speaker A: Yeah. Oh, yeah, they're. They're all. Dude, it's a fully. We got a fully stack. We're fully stacked. [01:30:44] Speaker B: And I just wanted to just wanna. [01:30:45] Speaker A: I just wanna also reiterate to this. If you don't watch hockey at all, okay, like tune into Olympic hockey, dude. There's nothing better. It's so electric. It's so electric. If you didn't watch the Four nations, like, I don't know what the you're doing. [01:30:58] Speaker B: Dude, Four nations was awesome. [01:31:00] Speaker A: Unbelievable. [01:31:01] Speaker B: It was so good. [01:31:01] Speaker A: I missed opportunity to not go to that sporting event. Another sporting event that's going to happen in the spring that I think is also electric is the WBC the World Baseball Classic. That's awesome. That's. That's unbelievable stuff. [01:31:15] Speaker B: Tell me I didn't fucking save this. [01:31:17] Speaker A: If you think, if you think baseball's boring, sure. Okay, fine, whatever. [01:31:23] Speaker B: Baseball is not boring. Anything. When you, when you go with. So like, you're going to watch baseball. [01:31:28] Speaker A: You'Re going to watch those games when. [01:31:29] Speaker B: It'S on game 65 versus the fucking. You know, The Orioles is boring. Yes, that's boring. [01:31:37] Speaker A: Tampa Bay Rays on a Tuesday. [01:31:39] Speaker B: Yeah. Playoff fucking baseball isn't boring. Or what is. [01:31:42] Speaker A: Every pitch is electric. [01:31:44] Speaker B: What is even bigger than playoff baseball is when you're doing playoff baseball, but you have your country behind you. So that's why. [01:31:50] Speaker A: Exactly. That's why you see anybody strap up in the red, white, and blue. Ask any athlete. That is the biggest honor you can have. Anytime you get to rep the squad. Like, all these guys that are getting repped up for the Olympics, you don't think they're jazzed up. Have you seen the. The clips that are coming out now with Tyrese Halliburton? Like, net interview that he did? Like, a podcast with LeBron? [01:32:14] Speaker B: I don't know if I saw this. [01:32:15] Speaker A: Steve Kerr basically was talking about how, like, listen, you're all here for a reason, but there are gonna be some guys that just aren't gonna play. We can only play a certain amount. And so he's looking around the room, Tyrese Halliburton looking, and he's looking around, and he basically got the sense of like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, but who's he talking to? Evidently, the only person that got, like, zero minutes the whole time through the Olympics was Tyrese Halliburton. [01:32:45] Speaker B: He was like, Jason Tatum, too. [01:32:47] Speaker A: He was like, didn't. [01:32:48] Speaker B: He didn't play him a lot. [01:32:49] Speaker A: He didn't play. [01:32:51] Speaker B: Jason Tatum had a short amount. Don't do anything stupid, please. [01:32:55] Speaker A: He didn't. He didn't play a lot. [01:32:56] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:32:56] Speaker A: They also think that was, like, a gripe that Steve Kerr had against. [01:33:00] Speaker B: Because he beat him. [01:33:00] Speaker A: Because he beat him. Which I could kind of see that a little bit, because Jason Tatum is an absolute dog. And then Jaylen Brown being left off the team as well again, it's like, that's one that's tough. That's another thing. You got 12, 13 guys. What the fuck are you playing? [01:33:16] Speaker B: I wanted to show you this about the Winter Olympics. You got to see these uniforms. This is why I brought up the Winter Olympics. This is what made me think of it. Team Mongolia, okay? You got to look at these uniforms that they have. [01:33:29] Speaker A: They got rep. They getting reps. [01:33:32] Speaker B: This is what they're coming out in. [01:33:35] Speaker A: I mean, like, they're gonna come out in the final ceremony, in the opening ceremony in that. [01:33:39] Speaker B: You don't think that that's fucking insane? I think sick. [01:33:41] Speaker A: I think that's. I think that's unreal. [01:33:44] Speaker B: That's fucking sick, dude. Like, I legit saw this and was like, what the fuck? This reminds me like a movie. [01:33:52] Speaker A: Yeah, you gotta listen like you had. [01:33:54] Speaker B: To fight this guy and 25 more of these guys like it. You know what I mean? Cause the fucking boss has your fucking daughter kidnapped in the fucking middle of an igloo somewhere. Yeah, that's what that looks like. [01:34:04] Speaker A: They look like the people that like are the ones that capture people in the taken movies. [01:34:09] Speaker B: Yes. Like, look at this girl. [01:34:12] Speaker A: I want no part of that. [01:34:13] Speaker B: No pot. I mean, I'm sure they're gonna get fucking dog walked. [01:34:16] Speaker A: She would piece up. [01:34:16] Speaker B: I look good doing it though. [01:34:17] Speaker A: She'd piece up my sister and like. Oh, two seconds. [01:34:20] Speaker B: I mean, your sister's a. I mean. [01:34:23] Speaker A: She get a. Yeah, she's no, like. Yeah, she's probably a very terrible, terrible rep for that. [01:34:29] Speaker B: Yeah, she's all talk. [01:34:31] Speaker A: Yeah, a lot of talk. [01:34:32] Speaker B: A lot of talk. [01:34:34] Speaker A: But. [01:34:36] Speaker B: Oh, speaking because you brought something up. Do you see who's like, they can't get anybody for this dunk contest. Have you noticed that, like, how bad is this dunk contest been over the years? [01:34:47] Speaker A: It's so bad. [01:34:47] Speaker B: Do you think LeBron ruined the dunk contest? [01:34:50] Speaker A: I think I just. [01:34:51] Speaker B: Because he like, like he just completely wouldn't go into it because he was scared of losing for like 25 years. And then like what he would do is like. [01:34:59] Speaker A: And then you got guys like Kobe and Jordan that did it with no problem and won. [01:35:03] Speaker B: He. If he went in his first year, he probably wouldn't even have had to have the best dunks. He probably. They probably just gave him the title, essentially. But he wanted to run away from it for years. Now he's probably incapable of doing it. [01:35:15] Speaker A: Very incapable. [01:35:16] Speaker B: Because his game looks fucking terrible. He might have a year left. Thank God he's done after this year. You think so? [01:35:23] Speaker A: 100%. [01:35:23] Speaker B: I think he can do one more. [01:35:24] Speaker A: I think he's done. I mean, in today's basketball. I'm sure he could definitely. [01:35:28] Speaker B: Here's why. Here's why. I think he's doing one more. Why not enough of a farewell ceremony. [01:35:35] Speaker A: Wow. Really? [01:35:37] Speaker B: Yeah, I think he's going to announce it before the season. It's going to be an every stop thing. It's going to be like. Because it's is Mr. Egomaniac. He's been an egomaniac his entire career. Flopper. That should let him out of the hall of Fame. [01:35:49] Speaker A: I mean, his back. I mean in his back to back and essentially his last game at the God. And he didn't play. That's terrible. [01:35:56] Speaker B: He's. I mean, I Get it? He needs to rest. He's 42. But the point is, is that he ran from this dunk contest. Everybody want him in the dunk. Cost us for years. Then he. What he would do is he would put pitches up. Like, his team would leak pitches and videos of him slamming dunks and practice and just to take the heat off, like, the dunk cuts. Like, oh, if he did enter, he would win this thing, but he would never. [01:36:20] Speaker A: Yeah, he was just nervous to lose. [01:36:22] Speaker B: How many people have got hurt in a dunk contest? It was always like, oh, we don't want to get hurt. He needs to rest. It's like, I think maybe zero people. [01:36:28] Speaker A: I think one guy maybe rolled an ankle maybe. I don't know. [01:36:31] Speaker B: You're not gonna get hurt. [01:36:33] Speaker A: No. [01:36:35] Speaker B: You know what the problem is? Matt McClung would fucking dog LeBron in a dunk contest in Prime. Prime. LeBron would get dogged by Matt McClung. [01:36:43] Speaker A: Like, John Morant should have did it. And then these guys, these guys like, oh, pay me this. Like, dude, when are you gonna put the ego aside and the money aside and just be like, yo, this is probably for, like, a fan aspect. This is for the fans. Like, put on a show. People that pay lump sums of money to come and watch you play. You have a showcase, the floor is yours. [01:37:04] Speaker B: How about just like, having a little pride, like you, like, in the gym, right? Let's say they're in a gym, right? They practice all the time. There's not something that happens at the end of practice, like, hey, I bet you can't hit this shot. I'll hit the shot. Like, like, one up in each other. Like, don't you want to, like, one up the people that you're playing against? Yeah, like, there's a competition going on. Don't you want to enter that and be like, listen, I'm better than you with this? [01:37:25] Speaker A: I mean, I would think so. I would think so. [01:37:28] Speaker B: For the face of the NBA to never essentially enter any type of all stock all star competition is a pretty much fucking ridiculous. Just because of his ego. It's an ego thing. Don't tell me. It's a health thing. Dude scared to lose. That's why. That's why. Especially at the beginning of his career, he was passing up the last shot. He always passes up the last shot. He's scared to lose. [01:37:53] Speaker A: So a little shout out to you on the meme that you put up, essentially, it's over 1500 likes. It's pretty good. Great job. [01:38:01] Speaker B: Which one was that? The Wire one. [01:38:02] Speaker A: Yep. [01:38:05] Speaker B: Well, back up. [01:38:06] Speaker A: It was also sent even. Even crazier than that. It was shared 2300 times. [01:38:13] Speaker B: Well, it's such a fact that we're back up to. The Patriots are rocking, and then they're gonna be good for so long, too. That's the best part. So the people that are like, okay, God forbid we lose, right? God forbid. You're getting this in the fucking. You're getting this six or eight more times. Dude, we're going to be this good for fucking years to come. Years. [01:38:33] Speaker A: People are going to want to come here. People are going to want a piece of the pie. [01:38:37] Speaker B: We got a ton of spending money. We got good draft picks. We're in good fucking shape. [01:38:43] Speaker A: We're good, baby. [01:38:43] Speaker B: Imagine we had another defensive piece. We had another fucking. Miles. Garrett just asked for a trade. Did you see that? [01:38:50] Speaker A: I want an elite pass Russia. [01:38:53] Speaker B: That's what I'm saying. [01:38:54] Speaker A: Somebody to get. And you know what? Credit to everybody that's on that D line they have. Kayvon Chazon is like, yes, re risen his career here, you know, like, it's unbelievable to see what's going on. [01:39:08] Speaker B: I think Vrabel made all the right moves, all the right pieces that we. Deb. Some of these signings that they had. We were like, oh, I mean, he looks like he's over the hill, like, even, like Landry. [01:39:19] Speaker A: That's the only. That is the only person I could pick to be like. I don't really know, like, what impact he has had. Essentially, he's the leading sacker on the team. No. [01:39:31] Speaker B: Hey, get off, you fuck bag. Is that still going? Looks like it. [01:39:40] Speaker A: It says stop recording, so it's still going. She just put a whole par on the key. [01:39:44] Speaker B: Yeah, we don't know what. [01:39:46] Speaker A: That could have just happened. That could have been super bad. Yeah. No, I mean, are you sure about that? [01:39:54] Speaker B: I'm pretty sure. Yeah. I'm pretty sure. He's a leading. [01:39:56] Speaker A: You can look that up. [01:39:58] Speaker B: Who is leading? Sacker. So how you say it? Sacker on Patriots. [01:40:03] Speaker A: Who leads the team in sacks? [01:40:04] Speaker B: Yeah, that's probably how I should set it. [01:40:06] Speaker A: Who leads the team in sacks? I. I think it's going to be a good game, man. I think it's a good game. I. I am so invested in the matchup between JSN and Christian Gonzalez. I hope Gonzalez. [01:40:21] Speaker B: Harold Landry, 8 1/2 sacks. [01:40:22] Speaker A: There you go. [01:40:23] Speaker B: See? [01:40:24] Speaker A: All right. [01:40:25] Speaker B: I will say, though, only 49 tackles from him seems low. [01:40:32] Speaker A: Well, you gotta think. I mean, he didn't play in every. [01:40:35] Speaker B: Game 15 games played. Robert Spillane only played 13, had 97 sacks. That's 97 tackles. [01:40:43] Speaker A: That's the guy. That's a guy. [01:40:45] Speaker B: Christian Ellis, 76. I guess they are different players obviously that. [01:40:49] Speaker A: Those are two. Oh no, they didn't bring in. They didn't bring in Ellis. Ellis has been here. But like Gibbons. I know Gibbons was I guess Gibbon. I thought Gibbons was a rookie or mid tier. He was with Rabel in Tennessee. [01:41:04] Speaker B: So like it's funny how like a line. A former linebacker can get the most out of his linebacker core. [01:41:10] Speaker A: I mean you just know like. Yeah, I'm so happy that we have somebody in Rob Spillane that like is. He's the hot and he's the hot. Like he is the. He is the leader or he's one of. There's so many on the defense go from him. The dbs. It's Gonzalez up front. It's Milton and Balmore. They're there. That's where I think it's going to be huge. Make Sam Donald. I think you got to make him throw the ball. [01:41:36] Speaker B: He ain't going to have a game like he had last time. Like he had a game. He had a very good game versus the Rams. [01:41:42] Speaker A: But I think that was a. It's a matchup thing. I agree. He's been able to. [01:41:46] Speaker B: Plus you see someone three times. [01:41:48] Speaker A: Yeah, he's been able. He's been able to pepper. He's been able to pepper that for. For a minute. You've seen it. [01:41:54] Speaker B: So you stop Walker. I'm assuming Chaba Cabinet, whatever the his name is is going to be back in two weeks. [01:42:02] Speaker A: Al, he completely tore his ACL Cabinet tours. [01:42:06] Speaker B: Acl. [01:42:07] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:42:07] Speaker B: Okay, never mind the other guy, Milton. What's his name? [01:42:10] Speaker A: No Hung like hunger Hilly's. [01:42:13] Speaker B: Who gives a about him? Kenneth Walker. You kind of. He. He's a little backed that he can catch a little bit. He can move. He gets touchdowns and he's. He's a. He's a solid backer. Stop that. [01:42:21] Speaker A: Solid running back. [01:42:22] Speaker B: Stop that. You. You just. All you do is. You don't want to. You don't want to just play that soft zone where like Jackson, Smith, Najigba or however the you say his name. It will eat us up because he can get into space. He's that type of player. [01:42:35] Speaker A: I love it though. He is the best way. He's been the best wide receiver all year. He's here. Okay. Get zero. [01:42:44] Speaker B: Zero goes on him. Yeah. [01:42:45] Speaker A: Zero is going to follow him. [01:42:46] Speaker B: If he. If. If we can hold Najigba under 100 yards. There's no fucking doubt in my mind that we win this game. [01:42:54] Speaker A: Right. [01:42:54] Speaker B: I would even say, like, if we. Even if he had a monster game limit. [01:42:58] Speaker A: I know, but, like, almost like, you seen how we. Like, the only time we got fucked against the Denver Broncos was the big play on third. [01:43:06] Speaker B: That's it. We don't want that. [01:43:06] Speaker A: That's it. You just limit the big plays. [01:43:08] Speaker B: And people wanted to blame Christian Gonzalez on that, but looking back at it, it looks like he's looking over his shoulder for safety help. And the safety actually goes with the post guy coming over when he should be looked off. It looked like it was cover, too. So he should be covering the right side of that field. That Christian Gonzalez over the top. And that's kind of why I do. It did look like Christian Gonzalez was jogging a little bit, which was a mistake, but I don't know if he had coverage where he had to come back to that zone. Like, maybe he had, like, a secondary. [01:43:35] Speaker A: Again, we don't know the whole. We don't know the whole coverage scheme. We don't know, but it did look like that. [01:43:40] Speaker B: What's his name? Who I think is playing? Unbelievable. Woodson. [01:43:42] Speaker A: Woodson. Craig Woodson. [01:43:43] Speaker B: I think he just took the wrong play on that. I think he took that guy coming across the middle. [01:43:47] Speaker A: Woodson and. Woodson and Hawkins are in the two safeties. They. They. I think they're doing a great job again. You've never heard of either of them? Woodson's a rookie. [01:43:55] Speaker B: Do you know we're gonna miss Kyle Duggar or Jabril. [01:43:59] Speaker A: Or Jabril Peppers, bro. [01:44:01] Speaker B: Could miss him less. [01:44:02] Speaker A: Someone like Rabel just seen that and was like, we don't need these two guys. Let them. They can go. Go ahead. Go to Pittsburgh. That's fine. We got. How we got. We got. Is it. I don't. I don't know who's first. I. I'm doing better. I don't know if his name's Andrew. [01:44:19] Speaker B: Who? [01:44:20] Speaker A: Hawkins. Whatever. Hawkins. And he seen from an early on that Hawkins and Craig Woodson could get it done. I see Craig Woodson come up all the time and make tackles out of the safety spot. [01:44:33] Speaker B: No, Andrew Hawkins is a wide receiver for the Browns. Hawkins. [01:44:39] Speaker A: I'm excited. I do think I. I think we're looking at like a 2417 Jalen Hawkins. [01:44:45] Speaker B: Which is a ridiculous way to spell it. J, A, Y, L, I, N, N. Yeah. [01:44:51] Speaker A: Crazy. [01:44:51] Speaker B: You know, did I. Did I mention this on the podcast? Do you know that the first person to ever be named Jalen. Do you know who that is? [01:45:00] Speaker A: No. No. [01:45:01] Speaker B: Jalen Rose is the first person to ever be named Jalen. You only did. That's insane. [01:45:08] Speaker A: Are we sure about that? [01:45:09] Speaker B: 100 positive. Jalen Rose's mother. They, I think, guess they merged two names together, and they made Jalen. I don't know what the two names are. Right. He's the first person ever. Now, Jalen Rose was an unbelievable basketball player. Michigan Fab 5. I'm pretty sure it went to the Paces. [01:45:25] Speaker A: Yep. [01:45:26] Speaker B: Greatness time. And now he's a ESPN announcer. Pretty much. He's the first person to be named Jalen. So everyone named Jalen after him should thank Jalen Rosen. They should probably get the jersey. [01:45:39] Speaker A: They should. They should. [01:45:41] Speaker B: How do you feel about those old Paces jerseys? The pinstripe ones? [01:45:45] Speaker A: Love them. I think that they're great. The Reggie Miller ones? [01:45:47] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:45:47] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:45:48] Speaker B: No, I think Reggie Miller made that jersey. Of course. [01:45:51] Speaker A: Of course. People make. Of course. [01:45:53] Speaker B: Who's the white dude on that team? On. He could shoot a little bit. I think he was number 33 paces. No, no, no. [01:46:04] Speaker A: Reggie Miller, 33 paces. Early 2000, but back to the Super Bowl. Super excited, I think. I love. I love seeing all the stuff that came out about the. The Broncos game where Drake may sit in there, and he's like, this is hard. Like, I think that that's great, though, because, like, he's being realistic. Like, he's being real. Like, it is. It was super hard to get anything going in the game. It was. [01:46:33] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. [01:46:34] Speaker A: It was a battle. And so, like, again, that's not only a person battling elements. He's battling with himself, like, mentally. Like, he's just trying to, like, mentally get there. And Josh McDaniels is on a knee. Like, just. Listen, kid, I get it. I get it. Like, I get you. Not, like, it's not going the way that you want it. This is what's going to happen. All we need to do is this. And, like, they just. And he just corrals it. Like, what Speaks more of a leader and a guy with balls and a guy that is captain in your future, calling his own number on the final play when you need it. Like, you can't write it up any more than that. Yeah, you can't. And for him to sit there and be like, I didn't want to tell you guys, but I knew, I'm taking that ball. Like, I'm gonna run that rock, and look at that. And now we in the Super Bowl. Then I like to see that he swears a little bit. I love to see that. Because I didn't know if he was really about that life, but he was in there and he was like, let's fucking go. Like, let's like listen, we. [01:47:36] Speaker B: You didn't think he swore. [01:47:38] Speaker A: I just didn't know if he was really like, really had that grit to him, you know what I mean? Like, could he really break the boundary and go there? Like, you know, because he is a very soft spoken guy, very easy, even keeled guy. He doesn't seem to get. I think that like, I don't know why that, that's not. I don't think it's being overlooked at all. I think it's very much well now known. He doesn't get up here. He doesn't get down here. He stays somewhere in the middle where he can just stay composed. The, the, like a funny thing that I always say to all, all my guys at any time, like, keep your composure. Right. Don't lose it. That Drake may is the epitome of that. Yeah, use that. [01:48:20] Speaker B: Right? Yeah. Epitome. You got it. Good. That was perfect. [01:48:23] Speaker A: He is the epitome of keeping your composure. Like. [01:48:28] Speaker B: I don't know. [01:48:28] Speaker A: And then just to see that dude like, to watch that, when I watched that and I was like, oh my God. He deep pulled the bootleg. He pulled the bootleg and you know what? And he had one person to beat and he beat him and that was it. [01:48:40] Speaker B: People underestimate. We said that's how you do that. That's how you do that. We said it when he was drafted that he could run and he could use his legs and that's exactly what he needed to do in that game. You couldn't throw the ball in that game. No matter what. [01:48:51] Speaker A: You want to improvise plays using your legs. Drake made did that the whole time whenever it was needed. [01:48:58] Speaker B: Yeah. Hey, you got to do what you need to do to win. Whether that's throwing the ball, hand the ball off, running the ball. [01:49:04] Speaker A: Yep. [01:49:05] Speaker B: Which is with your own legs. [01:49:06] Speaker A: Yeah. We knew, we knew it was going to be ugly. [01:49:09] Speaker B: I love that we're underdogs. I love that everyone's not giving us a chance. I love that everyone says that we suck. I love that everyone's saying, you know, we haven't played a good team even though we play the. [01:49:17] Speaker A: I love seeing the stats. [01:49:18] Speaker B: Top three, five out of the five top five defenses, we're one of them too. So I love it. I love seeing it. We go, we're playing the sixth ranked defense right now, apparently. I think Seahawks might be one of the better defenses we've actually played in the past three weeks. [01:49:33] Speaker A: Absolutely. [01:49:35] Speaker B: So we'll see. I feel good about it. I like, I like who we have. I like, I like who we have in our corner. I like we've got Drabel. [01:49:43] Speaker A: I like us. I'm with us, right? With the whole mantra of we all, we got, we all, we need. That's 100%, because we don't. We, we don't. We don't need nothing else. We don't need a favor from the weather. We don't need a bounce to go our way. I mean, we just stick to script. [01:50:01] Speaker B: We got some guys on our team. We got a good mix of people that are inexperienced. We have a good mix of people, like hungry veterans, like Diggs that want this more than anybody. I like, I like the mix of our team. We got a fucking ridiculous defense. [01:50:16] Speaker A: I think it's great that Milton Williams was literally right in this exact same spot just last year. So that's a guy that, like, knows what it takes. People listen to him when he talks. He clearly has a presence. Then you got a guy behind him there. It's like Rob Spillane again. Another gritty, seasoned guy. Wants this. Like, like you said Diggs want. Mac Holland's got it. Like, the whole warriors thing, like, walking into a. Like, that's blown up. Yeah, like, that's just the Road Warriors. That's it. [01:50:50] Speaker B: The Road warriors road game. Go 10. [01:50:52] Speaker A: And I got nervous about that whole thing, so I'm like. I'm like, yeah, listen. [01:50:57] Speaker B: Especially when Chef put that up. [01:50:59] Speaker A: I'm like, did anyone. I'm like, did anybody see, like, what happened after that scene? Like, oh, yeah. [01:51:04] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. [01:51:06] Speaker A: I'm like, I'm like, listen, yeah, we, We. We weren't on the. We're not. We're not portraying the right side of that. Yeah, but I get it, and you got to stick with it. [01:51:14] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:51:15] Speaker A: And that's what I said on Shep's post. I said. I said, listen, one way or another, he's fully, like, you could call him cringe all you want because he's not on your team. Okay, fine. Guys fully bought in, and guys love him. You know, I've had the. I've had the luxury of taking care of a couple different guys that are on that team. Very impactful play. Like, I would say at least one of them is a very impactful player. [01:51:42] Speaker B: Is he? [01:51:43] Speaker A: I would say so. [01:51:45] Speaker B: Of course he is. [01:51:45] Speaker A: Of course he is. And I, I of course couldn't help myself but ask about a, a few different guys. One of the guys that he, that he highlighted was Mac Hollins is like an all day locker room dude people love. [01:51:59] Speaker B: You could just tell, dude even like. So he's in the huddle, it's four degrees out, it's snowing out. Everyone else seems like they're dealing with the cold. He's jumping up and down all jacked up in the, the huddle. He brings a certain type of energy. Matt Collins is not a guy you would expect the other 31 teams to like at all. But when he's on your team, you know, you like him, you do. You think he's a corn ball or whatever, that's fine. [01:52:20] Speaker A: But I think he plays a huge role in this Super Bowl. I think he plays a huge. [01:52:24] Speaker B: There's not one person on the planet that play with Matt Collins that has a bad word to say about him that speaks volumes to a person, right? [01:52:30] Speaker A: When a lot of people had a bad, a bunch, a bunch of bad things like to say about Diggs, right? And I'm everybody, all the media, everybody's just waiting for that, that one moment for Diggs to just blow it up, freak out, throw a tantrum. Not once, once have you seen that. It's almost like in the game. [01:52:54] Speaker B: Of course, yeah, but of course there. [01:52:56] Speaker A: Was that thing that came out. Of course, as soon as the playoffs start, court date, being accused or being, you know, charged with X, Y and Z. Get that. That lasted for what, three to five days. See you later. Trying to rattle the cage, trying to get us off. [01:53:10] Speaker B: That seemed like it was more like a play for the timing. Seemed like it was more of a play to get a little bit more leverage. Like, let's settle this type thing, right? Settle it before the shit. We'll see what happens. We'll see how it plays out. If he really did that, we'll come out and say that he's a scumbag. Hopefully he's a Super bowl winning some scumbag. But we will say that. [01:53:31] Speaker A: I know a guy like that though. [01:53:32] Speaker B: Sometimes it's it, sometimes it's. It has to do with the leadership of your team, your ownership, that if you can't get those people in line, like maybe Diggs was run a little while, but it could have been like who his coach was. Fucking McDermott's a fucking loser, dude. Josh Allen even came out pretty much. And there was, there's all this thing that McDiarmon and Josh Allen didn't like each other. Josh Allen, as much of a choke artist as he is, he's an extremely likable guy. Like, he seems like he's. [01:53:57] Speaker A: How couldn't you love him? [01:53:58] Speaker B: Tip top. Like, I'm talking as a player and as a person. [01:54:00] Speaker A: I can't believe the shit that wanted to come on. Like, oh, is it time to move on from Josh Allen? Like, are you fucking high? [01:54:05] Speaker B: That's crazy. I don't think he's ever gonna win a championship. Especially with Drake May and Michael May in the. Like, the queen and the king are in the fucking building. Good luck winning the AFC East. [01:54:15] Speaker A: Yeah, go. Maybe, maybe, maybe sometime down the road, you might want to shift to the nfc. [01:54:20] Speaker B: Yeah. Go to the nf. Dude will roof for you. [01:54:23] Speaker A: But listen, dude, like, I'm just saying. [01:54:25] Speaker B: McDermott's been a bum his whole life. His whole entire fucking life, he's been a bum. He can never get over the hump. He'll never get over the hump. He's a red face. Fuck. Everything's coming out that Josh Allen and him had tiffs. Josh Allen's, like, the nicest guy in the fucking place of the planet. You could just tell Sean McDern's a fucking loser. That's. You could just tell that. [01:54:44] Speaker A: Yeah, like a hard nose fucking. Like. [01:54:46] Speaker B: So maybe they didn't have the respect for him, because it seems like Josh Allen doesn't have the respect for him, so maybe he don't have the respect. [01:54:53] Speaker A: It all starts. So it's all starts at the top. It all starts at the top. And you're seeing it better than anybody right now with what one year. One year took to get back there. I mean, come on, what do we even. You know. [01:55:09] Speaker B: Yeah. No one has it as good as us in general. I mean, we've had to wait. Like, when did. When did the Celtics win the championship? 2024. We've had a late. Like, two years to be back in a championship game. 600 days or something like that. It's tough for us. I mean, I think the longest drought we've had since 2001 is 900 days. US not in a championship game. That's fucking insane. Across the four major sports. That's why they call us title town. Feels good to be back. And guess what? I hate to break it to you. Celtics are making a run. I hate to break it to you. They're making a run this year, too. [01:55:49] Speaker A: And don't count out the B's. Yeah, you never know. [01:55:51] Speaker B: They're playing good, too. [01:55:51] Speaker A: Hockey is one of those things where you don't have, you don't have to have the, the glitz, the glam, the stacked roster. You just have to click at the right time in, in, in win. That's how hockey goes. Granted, Florida is built like a well oiled machine from top to bottom. Right, right. [01:56:08] Speaker B: They're the toughest portion. [01:56:09] Speaker A: They're. They. They are someone where it's like in a hockey aspect, you kind of can't really. [01:56:15] Speaker B: You wish a move made or no. Yeah. [01:56:19] Speaker A: I mean, of course you got to make the right one. You don't want to make a moves where I feel like the Bruins have before, where they've shook in a locker room so bad, where it's just throwing everybody off. You don't want to have guys looking over their shoulders, like, is it. Am I up next or am I. [01:56:32] Speaker B: You know, I'd rather someone coming in than someone going out. [01:56:36] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:56:37] Speaker B: You know what I mean? So if you can get a trade where it's like a cash, maybe some draft pick, something like that instead of trading players, I think that that works better for you. [01:56:43] Speaker A: A lot of. And you see it a ton in the NHL. Lot of guys come in for one year for the run and then they go, yeah, that's fine. Give us one. Give us a guy that's going to be here for the run. And you never know what happens in the office. [01:56:56] Speaker B: I think last episode I was on here being like, I don't really want to go to this hockey game. Was that was that last episode? [01:57:02] Speaker A: You said you were dreading it. [01:57:05] Speaker B: That was a peak. I'm gonna say the word, and I mean this in a lame way. I don't mean this in a gay way. That was a peak faggot move for me to even say that. That game was unfucking believable. Just a Canadiens game. Atmosphere Saturday night, fucking great. Unbelievable game. Geeky was on fire. Two goals. Just prime fucking hockey. That's all I'll say. Canadians. Game hits different. I don't know why I even thought that. [01:57:28] Speaker A: I was like, oh, it's cold. [01:57:30] Speaker B: Oh, it's gonna be. I can't walk over from the North End. Who gives a. That was an unbelievable game. If I ever say that again, please slap me across the face. That was unreal, that game. [01:57:42] Speaker A: Unbelievable, dude. [01:57:43] Speaker B: I was so happy. [01:57:44] Speaker A: I went, I'm sitting there watching the game. Like, al's at this game. [01:57:46] Speaker B: It's so good. Even your brother was there. [01:57:49] Speaker A: Oh, he was, of course. [01:57:50] Speaker B: Yeah. I mean, he's God's gift, of course. [01:57:53] Speaker A: Of Course. [01:57:54] Speaker B: When do you think the last time he actually paid for tickets was? You think he has to pay for tickets? I don't ask him. But do you think he pays for them or you think that just people give them to him? [01:58:02] Speaker A: I think it's a mix. Maybe it's a mix of both. Discounted price. [01:58:05] Speaker B: Yeah. You think it's something like that for. [01:58:07] Speaker A: One get to something or other. But he's always. He's always there. Good for him. [01:58:12] Speaker B: He's not on a sports podcast. It's the word on the street. [01:58:14] Speaker A: Nice. He. It's. Yeah. Going. Listen, there's. There's few rivalries in the. Like when me and Marco went. Marco took me to the Yankees game. [01:58:26] Speaker B: Yeah. That's another game. [01:58:27] Speaker A: And we won in a walk off situation at Fenway. [01:58:31] Speaker B: That's peak. [01:58:32] Speaker A: Peak summer. [01:58:33] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:58:33] Speaker A: Like it was. [01:58:35] Speaker B: There's nothing better, though. [01:58:36] Speaker A: It was just Fenway park drafty. [01:58:39] Speaker B: I think that that's, that's, that's like a top five beer for me. [01:58:41] Speaker A: Really? [01:58:42] Speaker B: Because of the weather. Like if you've got good weather, like we're talking like 78s or even like the nighttime. The way that drafty hits you going down now you get bad hangovers on the drafties at any of these places. I don't know if they're not cleaning the lines or what. Or I just drink too much. It could be that I'm not taking that off the table. Yeah, that's possible. [01:58:59] Speaker A: Not profit Summer drafty. [01:59:04] Speaker B: Now you're paying $20 with a frank. [01:59:06] Speaker A: That you're also paying $20 for. [01:59:08] Speaker B: My wife was getting neutrals at the game. Pineapple neutrals. They were like the doubles. They were like $22. [01:59:14] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:59:15] Speaker B: For. For a tall boy. [01:59:16] Speaker A: Take out a small loan, but it's worth that. Small loan. [01:59:19] Speaker B: Yeah. I mean. Yeah. [01:59:20] Speaker A: You know, I think that. [01:59:21] Speaker B: I think that can probably cost like 250. [01:59:23] Speaker A: We. [01:59:24] Speaker B: We've. [01:59:24] Speaker A: We have just been blessed with. Like I said, we're in a. We're in a sports. We're obviously a sports state. All right. All across the board, you get the opportunity to go to a prime Bruins Canadiens matchup. I mean, you can't ask for anything more. It's just. It's electricity from Puck drop to the final puzzle. [01:59:47] Speaker B: I say comfort. You sacrifice a little comfort. Because the tickets were bought for my kid for like a Christmas gift and they were in the bleaches. I never. [01:59:58] Speaker A: Balcony. [01:59:58] Speaker B: Balcony. Yeah. Yeah. The balcony top squeezes. Yeah. So it's, you know, it wasn't like the greatest seats, of course. I think I like it better. The atmosphere is better. I think the only thing I would say is I think I'd like to be row one, where you get the ledge. [02:00:13] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:00:14] Speaker B: Then you get. You get everything. You get the wildness of the bleachers. [02:00:17] Speaker A: Our whole thing was rows one through five before they did the whole seat realignment. Because the balcony used to be the shit. [02:00:23] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:00:24] Speaker A: As far as comfort. [02:00:26] Speaker B: Yeah. I think that where I was sitting wasn't the greatest comfort. There was a bunch of Canadian fans up there, and they would just chant, monte, Monty. Monty. Every time he made a save. And then what do you think happened as soon as he let that go? Like those goals up, like those quick goals in the. In the third period, I think it was. We were just screaming, Monty, Monty. Right back at him. Dude, that's just like. It's peak rivalry. It's unbelievable. I'll tell you one thing about the Canadians. I don't like them. I don't like Canadians in general. I think Poontine sucks. [02:00:59] Speaker A: I think that I'm also on that boat. That Poutine sucks. [02:01:01] Speaker B: Poutine sucks. People that think that Poontine's good is a losers. It's basically mush. They're the nicest folk on the face of the planet. They came by, they were coming to the thing. He's like, oh, sorry, I'm coming through. Oh, like, sorry. Like, I can't do the accent. But they were like the nicest people in the world. [02:01:17] Speaker A: Sorry. [02:01:17] Speaker B: And they're very passionate. But at the same time, I love stuffing it down Canadians throat. If you don't think I was done. USA Chance, of course. [02:01:26] Speaker A: Because they got, you know, hockey resides from Canada first. [02:01:29] Speaker B: That's why the Olympics. Olympics. Pay attention. I do think that Canadians do have a stranglehold on hockey in general. Not Canadians fans. Canadian. Canada is like, they're gonna probably win the Olympics. [02:01:42] Speaker A: They're the favorite. Yeah, they're probably. If I had. If I had a guess, they're the favorite. Without a doubt. They've always been. [02:01:48] Speaker B: Sweden's always good. [02:01:49] Speaker A: Sweden. Finland. [02:01:50] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:01:51] Speaker A: You know, and then you got. You got a lot else, dude. I mean, there's six. There's six teams that are always good. It's us, Canada, Sweden, Finland, Czech, Russia. [02:02:01] Speaker B: Now Connor Badad's American. No, he's Canadian. [02:02:04] Speaker A: Yes. [02:02:06] Speaker B: I like him. I like his game. [02:02:08] Speaker A: He didn't make it. [02:02:10] Speaker B: No way. [02:02:12] Speaker A: He didn't make it. [02:02:12] Speaker B: See, I'm not paying attention enough. [02:02:14] Speaker A: He didn't make. [02:02:15] Speaker B: That's crazy. [02:02:15] Speaker A: That's crazy, right? It's Crazy. Another kid that didn't make it for the USA who's like literally the leading defenseman. Lane Hudson just came out of bu. His brother's still there. [02:02:24] Speaker B: That's a good name for gta. Hudson. [02:02:26] Speaker A: Lane Hudson. [02:02:27] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:02:28] Speaker A: Unbelievable. [02:02:28] Speaker B: That's a forklift driver. [02:02:30] Speaker A: You gotta hope that if you see that if someone goes down, which a defenseman did go down, they already had a sub for it and it wasn't Lane Hudson, which is kind of, kind of hilarious. But yeah, no, there's, it's. Stay tuned, man. That's the, that's the. That you gotta watch. That's the best. It's the best, Best of the best. Playing together like you got your favorite players all geared up, juicing and jiving, playing. I mean, again, like, I'm, I'm fired up that the USA baseball team has finally starting to bring like Paul Skeens, Tarek Scubal, that's your number one and two for the usa. Are you kidding me? Crochet should be the third person. But oh, yeah, I don't know if he didn't make it or not or if he's allowed to play or what. You got to ask the team. [02:03:19] Speaker B: When is that? [02:03:20] Speaker A: March. [02:03:22] Speaker B: So, yeah, it's playing. [02:03:23] Speaker A: It, it's, it's, it's spread wide. [02:03:25] Speaker B: Okay. [02:03:26] Speaker A: So it's a lot going on with me and my friends have contemplated going to Miami and going to one of the games. [02:03:32] Speaker B: I would. Especially with a high concentrate concentration of Latina girls for you. I feel like that's like fucking. [02:03:39] Speaker A: Yeah, it is. Like fishing about. [02:03:41] Speaker B: Like you going to a buffet, you know? [02:03:43] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's, it's definitely Brazilian steakhouse. It's, There's a lot, there's a lot there. But yeah, like. And again, you put this, you put the, you put the uniforms aside. Aaron Judge is our captain. That's what I'm talking about. Bryce Hopper. For the first time since 16 years old, my boy, he's strapping up for the red, white and blue. Like, come on, are we kidding? The only person they're missing off that team, which they should bring, they should bring in is Mike Trout. Mike Trout was there last. The last time out. We all know how that went. [02:04:15] Speaker B: He's better than Bryce Hopper too. Career wise. [02:04:18] Speaker A: No. [02:04:19] Speaker B: Yeah, it's not even close. [02:04:20] Speaker A: What movie? And like pitch it perfect to an ending. Could you ever think it's. It's Shohei Ohtani, the best baseball player on the planet, one on one for the, for the game versus Mike Trout. That was crazy. That was one of the craziest things I've ever watched. I'm like, how could you play that out? Especially how the beginning of the game, they walk out from each sideline with the flags. Trout's holding the American flag, Ohtani's got the Japanese flag. You gotta love it. I don't know why people can't get around. Can't, can't get around that camaraderie for sports. It's like I would throw everything aside if I knew that's going on. [02:04:57] Speaker B: I think that you gotta go by nation. Like, nation. It just means so much. Like they should just do everything. Like, they should do podcasts. Like, we should have podcasts off for nations, comedian off, everything nationwide, Every type of competition. Dots. I'd watch dots. American dots. [02:05:11] Speaker A: First of all, that. That shit's electric. [02:05:14] Speaker B: Did you. Have you ever seen the fat guy, the fat old guy coming out to. What's that? [02:05:19] Speaker A: Titanium? [02:05:19] Speaker B: Yes. Titan. [02:05:21] Speaker A: Yeah, I'm bulletproof. [02:05:22] Speaker B: Yeah. And he's just like, fire away. [02:05:27] Speaker A: But that's. Everyone's singing. It's like, that's fine, dude. This isn't an entrance for a UFC fighter. [02:05:33] Speaker B: No. [02:05:33] Speaker A: This isn't a walk up song for a baseball player. [02:05:36] Speaker B: He's like listening. Yeah, that's a great video. And the guy's like. He looks like he could. He's like an accountant. Yeah, yeah. [02:05:43] Speaker A: I mean, he's a pen. He's a pencil pusher, I bet you. [02:05:45] Speaker B: But he's just slam some guineas. [02:05:47] Speaker A: He's just, he's just. [02:05:48] Speaker B: Just give us. [02:05:50] Speaker A: Yeah, pepper and bullseyes and people. And people are going nuts, dude. [02:05:57] Speaker B: Nuts. [02:05:58] Speaker A: Did you. [02:05:58] Speaker B: Have you. [02:05:59] Speaker A: Have you seen this new. Have you seen this new. What's it called? I gotta, I gotta show you this trend that's going on on TikTok. It's actually, it's actually electric. Let me see if I can find it. Oh, Like that, like that, that. [02:06:26] Speaker B: So that. [02:06:26] Speaker A: So that's obviously a sound from a dot from a darts perspective. And it's like a trend of like, what a thought. [02:06:31] Speaker B: Dots. Was that like, serious? [02:06:33] Speaker A: Not my right mind. I thought that it'd be cool for like a few people in a pub. They sell out an arena. [02:06:40] Speaker B: Dude. [02:06:40] Speaker A: I had to go down screaming. So, like, the trend is like waking up after a night out making sure the big three made it home in like. I'm actually gonna do that trend. I'm gonna do. You do like the wallet, something basic. Then I'm gonna do my teeth and then I'm gonna do like my iron man helmet. [02:06:55] Speaker B: Yeah, do like, oh, yeah, I like that. I was at, like, American Legion in Revere, like, doing a draft of baseball kids, Little League baseball kids. And they had a dot, I guess, like different, like, you know, clubs, let's say, all go and, you know. So the, whatever, like the Malden team was coming over the Riviera, whatever cities it was. [02:07:19] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:07:19] Speaker B: So I was, like, watching a little bit of it and they were getting fired up. I was into it. I'm like, maybe I should get into Dots. It's, like, intense, dude. This is like, on such a low scale, dude. [02:07:28] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:07:28] Speaker B: You know what I mean? Just slamming two dollar drinks and, you know, getting away from your family. [02:07:34] Speaker A: Ripping dots. [02:07:35] Speaker B: Ripping dots, dude. [02:07:37] Speaker A: Yeah. This dot leaks. [02:07:38] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:07:38] Speaker A: Yeah. So have you ever been to Flight Club in Seaport? [02:07:41] Speaker B: No. [02:07:42] Speaker A: So fun. [02:07:42] Speaker B: That's a dark place. [02:07:43] Speaker A: That's a dot place. Yeah. [02:07:45] Speaker B: Dots are getting big, huh? [02:07:46] Speaker A: It's unreal, dude. It's unreal. The whole place in the inside, it looks like one of those, like, upscaled, like. I know this sounds crazy. I know you haven't seen, like, Star wars, like, they ever walk into, like a. Like a place like in Star wars or whatever. It looks futuristic. It looks a little. It's cool. [02:08:04] Speaker B: Flight club. That's what it's about. [02:08:05] Speaker A: Flight club. [02:08:07] Speaker B: Okay. [02:08:07] Speaker A: Flight club. [02:08:08] Speaker B: So, yeah, we're gonna get into Dots. We're gonna start a dot team. I'm. I'm not great at that. I'll be honest. [02:08:14] Speaker A: I'm not bad. [02:08:16] Speaker B: I'm not terrible. [02:08:16] Speaker A: I'm not bad. [02:08:18] Speaker B: I'm not gonna lose to my kid. [02:08:19] Speaker A: I'll get it. So I'll get it there. [02:08:21] Speaker B: I'll get it there. Yeah. But I don't know how when they. When they do this, I don't understand how scoring works a lot. I understand. I try to. I understand the. The slash, the X in the circle. I understand that game, whatever that one is, we have to hit the 20, the 19, all those. The bullseye. [02:08:34] Speaker A: I think that there's a. There's a game where you have to go from 20 down and then hit a bullseye at the end or something like that. [02:08:40] Speaker B: There's all different games. Kind of like pool, right? [02:08:44] Speaker A: Or you start with like a certain number. [02:08:46] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:08:46] Speaker A: And you got to get down. [02:08:47] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. This. There's a bunch of different games. I don't know what I'm watching, but I know it's electric. [02:08:53] Speaker A: I know it's electric. [02:08:54] Speaker B: That's it. It's all about vibes sometimes. [02:08:56] Speaker A: All about vibes. [02:08:58] Speaker B: Oh, all right. I guess we'll Fucking wrap it up this week. We'll be back next week to fucking go over some more super bowl shit. I'm sure. I'm sure something gay will happen and we'll fucking go over it. We're not gonna make any clips. No promises. [02:09:09] Speaker A: No promises on clips. [02:09:10] Speaker B: Keep. Keep the suggestions come. Maybe we'll put the suggestions up. Like maybe some topic. Maybe a couple days early. Maybe we'll get a few more. [02:09:16] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:09:16] Speaker B: Or maybe the day before. [02:09:18] Speaker A: Well, the day before. [02:09:19] Speaker B: Hit us in the inbox. Let us know what we should be doing. Or don't. No one cares because we're probably not gonna take anything you guys say seriously, right? [02:09:27] Speaker A: See if we're even here next week, you know, we'll be here next week. We'll be here. We'll be here. [02:09:32] Speaker B: I got a fucking pinch nerve in my leg. That's all I know. My whole fucking leg's burning up. A storm. I don't know how I heard it. Probably shoveling. You know, I just. That just registered to my head right now as I probably did it. Fucking shoveling, picking up the snow. I got an electric snow blower that I will say one thing. Elon Musk. [02:09:52] Speaker A: Oh, we didn't get into. [02:09:53] Speaker B: Can't have electric. That's all for the big storms. [02:09:56] Speaker A: Gas rules. There was. There was one more suggestion. Maybe we save it for next. [02:10:01] Speaker B: Nah, I'll say it now. Fuck it. We not even. Might not even be here next week. [02:10:03] Speaker A: Why? Girls suck. [02:10:05] Speaker B: Oh, we talking in. We're talking in a figurative, figurative thing. [02:10:11] Speaker A: Oh, this is. Yeah, this could get. I don't know. Should we. Should we. Should we cliffhang that for next week. [02:10:16] Speaker B: I'm actually all in to fucking trash women because guess what? In their little group chats, they're trashing us. They. I'm telling you right now, they're skewering us. [02:10:28] Speaker A: Yeah, there's a. There's a. There's something going out that I've just newly been put onto. I was out with a few people and like, this impression that, like, there's a lot of times that, like, girls think guys are gay and, like, they're hiding it. And I just like, never really thought. [02:10:45] Speaker B: Oh, it's a big thing. [02:10:45] Speaker A: It's huge. [02:10:48] Speaker B: This person's game. Like, I don't think he is. What? The same thing, dude. [02:10:52] Speaker A: I was sitting at the table. I was sitting there, my. I was like, what am I listening to right now? And like they come up with these theories and everyone. [02:10:59] Speaker B: He's never been with a girl. He get that girl was so Good looking. [02:11:02] Speaker A: This or this reason of why this person does this. And I'm like, what, dude? I'm like, are we super for real? And like, I got my boy sit next to. He's like, yeah, so tell me, tell me how. Why you think that? Like, why you think that they're gay? Like. And I'm just sitting there. I'm like, laughing. I'm like, wait, this is real? This is real. [02:11:20] Speaker B: Girls really, like, oh, they did worse than us, I think way worse than us. [02:11:23] Speaker A: Into thinking, like, a lot of guys are really, like, closet gay. And like, there's like some real key indicators. I just laugh. [02:11:33] Speaker B: I know. I like to get a girl on hand. What's their five top key indicators for what? Why a guy would. [02:11:38] Speaker A: I would love to get. I would love to get. I wish. Cause my buddy's girlfriend has like. She's very well spoken and like, she had like, she could go in depth about it. I don't know if she would ever do it, but she would definitely give a great, great analysis of breaking down. Why this is a thing. I have no idea. That's just one. That's one thing that I've that's new to me. Oh, hold on. Gotta answer this. Dad, what's going on? Okay, he just hung up as soon as I answered the phone. Okay. [02:12:14] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:12:15] Speaker A: All right. [02:12:15] Speaker B: It was an ass style. All right. Why do girls suck? There's a multitude of reasons. Here's the thing. They're gonna say the same thing about us. It's cause we're all wired different. They worry about shit that we don't worry about. We worry about shit that they don't worry about. So we don't understand why they're worrying about those things. [02:12:32] Speaker A: Or this. [02:12:33] Speaker B: Yeah, take it. [02:12:35] Speaker A: Dad, what's up? Okay, just a butt dial. Not much. I'm just recording. I'm just recording the podcast right now with Al. I didn't know if it was something. All right, let me give you a call back. We're wrapping up. All right, dude. All right, byebye. Good old Al. [02:13:00] Speaker B: We could. We should get another flow golf with him. Yeah, I'm going not invite you, brother. [02:13:07] Speaker A: Facts. [02:13:08] Speaker B: Yeah, we don't want that way. Him weighing us down, you know, showing. [02:13:11] Speaker A: Up late or him smashing things at the. [02:13:15] Speaker B: Getting so mad because of the video games. Not telling him where the ball went. [02:13:18] Speaker A: Yeah, exactly, exactly. Circling back. Why girls suck. I think social media has. [02:13:29] Speaker B: Oh, that's a huge question. [02:13:31] Speaker A: Like, if we were to do a. The circle chart of like, percentage of like, what colors social media has like. [02:13:38] Speaker B: People fucked up 75%. [02:13:40] Speaker A: At least 80. We'll push it again. These misconceptions of how life really is again. Like, I think social media has killed a lot of things. I think, like romance and morals and like what people actually like, what's important. I, I think that has a lot to do with it. [02:14:00] Speaker B: They, they, the problem is, is that girls, for some reason they, they feel like, not that they're missing out, but they see other online and they take it like soda hot. Like, I don't take something online like, okay, this person's going away that has anything to do with me. Like, good, good for him. He's going away. He's. He's in Thailand or whatever. I don't think in my head, like, oh my God, I should be doing that. Like, that's not, that doesn't register in my head. But in a girl's head, they think, oh, that person's life is better than my life. For some reason they, they see social media, which social media is the fakest thing in the world. This guy's in a fucking airplane hangar in fucking Waltham AI and fucking pitches and you're believing it. This is all, all this shit's fake. They say how good their relationship is, meanwhile the guy fucking beating the piss out of her or cheating or cheating. [02:14:45] Speaker A: On her or vice versa. The girl's got something on the side. [02:14:49] Speaker B: Yes. Like, it's like you can't listen to anything online. It's 99 of it's fake and it's just, just for clicks, just for views. [02:14:57] Speaker A: Right. [02:14:58] Speaker B: And I think that girls do tend to be more on social media, looking at that and they take it out on you, you know, so you got some girl, you know, maybe she's from Quincy, maybe she's like Puerto Rican. Maybe she lives in Quincy and she's like, wow, I got this loser that, you know, sitting here that doesn't know where to put, put the sheets away. I could have some guy that's, you know, six feet tall, six inch dick, make it six figures. But I got this kid. You know what I mean? [02:15:26] Speaker A: Right? [02:15:26] Speaker B: Yeah. Because, you know, five. [02:15:28] Speaker A: Always looking for, always looking for something better. But then, then in reality, that guy that doesn't know how to put the sheets away, perhaps. Yeah. Is actually at the core a very good guy. Yeah, he's got, he's, he's, you know, he might not have all the glitz and glam, all the things going for him right now at the moment, but at least he has like a little bit of Initiative, you know, he's got a great, like, great family behind him. You know, he's got true values. He, he, you know, stuff like that. I think that, I think a lot of that gets overlooked. [02:15:59] Speaker B: Don't look at the neighbor's grass. Worry about your own grass. [02:16:01] Speaker A: Right, right. Or thinking, or to add to that, thinking that the grass is always greener on the other side. I don't really, I don't think that that's true. I think it's, obviously, it's wherever you water it, you know, I think a lot of people don't want to put in work. I think a lot of people want a finished product. I think that's also another thing. No one wants to work from like the bottom up, the middle up. They're all like, oh, you good? You got, you. Check the list. I feel like every girl wants to have this list, this checklist. And it's like, I don't know where you really get off thinking that that's how it's supposed to go. I don't know. I mean, that's just me speaking on. [02:16:39] Speaker B: Don't pay attention to social media. That would be my opinion. [02:16:42] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:16:43] Speaker B: I think everyone would be happier. [02:16:45] Speaker A: Yeah. I think a lot of the times too, a lot of people don't know what they actually want. I think that that's a huge thing. I think one day it's. I think it's one day it's one thing, I think it's the next day it's, it's something else, you know? And then it's also like, what can you do for me? It's like, what, what do you mean, what can I do for you? You know what I mean? Like, what, what can you do for me too? You know, it's supposed to be a tandem thing. If you're gonna talk relationship wise. Right? I mean, I'm sure some things that your wife helps you out when there's things that you help your wife out with. Like, that's what makes it going. Like, if you don't have like a team mentality to it and like, you know, like the, they talk about the seesaw all the time. If you just get off the seesaw, it's just like you blew it. The whole whole thing. Like, it's all. It's not gonna work. Or if, like, to your imagination, if you think it is, like, that's, that's pretty sucky on you to think that, you know, okay, I'm just gonna show up and just like everything's gonna work out. Like, if you don't think you have to put in any work in. From a female perspective. I don't know. I think that. That. I think it's. Especially in today's world, I think you're doomed. I think you're fucking doomed. And, you know, you might be happy for the. You might be happy for a periodic amount of time, you know, but is it all worth it? I don't know. [02:18:03] Speaker B: Probably not. [02:18:04] Speaker A: It'd be great to get a woman's perspective from it, especially in. Other than just to hear from us, but. [02:18:09] Speaker B: Oh, I'm sure they. I'm sure that they could go on for hours about why we suck. [02:18:13] Speaker A: Oh, I'm sure. Yeah, I'm sure. [02:18:14] Speaker B: Which we do. I think everyone sucks in general. 100. [02:18:17] Speaker A: And then I think, obviously, like, you know, if you're looking at. From a guy's, like, from a guy's standpoint, guys always want to have, you know, another thing to go to when they get fed up with the thing that they have. I think accountability on both sides is huge. Like, not a. You know, whether females want to be accountable. Guys want to be accountable. I don't think that that's really. That doesn't really coexist a lot. And just from that standpoint, really, that. That would be in my essence. [02:18:47] Speaker B: But like I always say, if. For things to get. Like, if you did more sucking, you wouldn't suck as much. So less nagging, more gagging. Right? [02:18:58] Speaker A: That's a great bumper sticker. [02:19:02] Speaker B: Less nagging, more gagging. That's what I would say. So you can say that back to them if you want to. Less nagging, more gagging. All right, we'll see you next week. Keep it clean. Fuck you, fatsucker. Fuck you, tow drivers. Fuck you, Anthony Del Vecchio. Fuck everybody. Everybody. The free world, the Seahawks. Keep it clean. [02:19:21] Speaker A: We all we got. [02:19:24] Speaker B: We all we need. [02:19:25] Speaker A: That's right, baby. [02:19:43] Speaker B: To.