Ep. 129 | Acid Trip

[00:00:46] Speaker A: My outfit is absolutely insane. If we want to check out the outfit again that way. All right, we got. [00:00:52] Speaker B: He's all. We're on, we're going. [00:00:53] Speaker A: We got these black Mamba shorts. These are from the Tick Tock shop. These are unreal actually. If you just want to check these out. Straight across. [00:01:01] Speaker B: I can never wear Lakers gear like that though now. But I mean, he's dead. Rip did rape a girl. That's fine. [00:01:08] Speaker A: Yeah. And then I got Blink 182 shirt on. [00:01:12] Speaker B: So you're really going black and white. You sure you're repping the. The little bonesy bonesy with the top and then, you know, black brothers on the bottom. [00:01:21] Speaker A: Yeah, yep. So that's right. [00:01:24] Speaker B: I like it. I like it a lot. [00:01:26] Speaker A: How about you? How you doing? [00:01:27] Speaker B: I'm doing all right. I did take a bat off the leg yesterday, which is kind of killing me right now. I might have fractured my shin. That's not even a joke. [00:01:38] Speaker A: What do you mean? Someone threw it. [00:01:39] Speaker B: Basically. Okay. Anyways, this kid's. I'll get into the story slightly. I had a coach, a different team cuz my. One of the coaches was away. He asked me to step in. Now I've coached a couple of these kids last year. So he's like, step in for me. Do you mind? I'm like, no, no problem. I'll. I'll step in. So this kid gets up. It's the first at bats of the game too. So he's like the three hole hitter and he's practicing, warming up on deck. And the bat comes out of and it hits the fence. I'm like, dude, what are you doing? He's like, my hands, my batting gloves are wicked slippery. I'm like, do you get sand on him or something? He's going like this. He's like. I'm like, no. I'm like, wipe them off. Like just wipe them on your shirt. If you had sand on them. I don't know. Go. And then I, I kicked him back. I said, go back over there. Like back past third base. [00:02:26] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:02:27] Speaker B: So he's sitting there, he takes one swing and now I'm watching, you know, the, the kid up a bat. I haven't felt this pain in a long time. And the back came, boom, right off my leg. It immediately egged up it. I thought my leg was broken. If we're being honest, I tried my best to just man up. I had parents coming up to me, do you want to ice this thing? I'm like, buddy, my leg would need to be Amputated. If you think I'm gonna ice my leg in front of 100 people, like, that's not gonna happen. I'm just gonna walk. I had a way of this thing, and I would have paid for you. [00:03:02] Speaker A: To see get hit by the. What's that movie? It's like, this is my worst dude. [00:03:07] Speaker B: This is why we need game. Game change. You know what game changer is? No Game changers. Like, or, like, Live Bond. Have you ever heard of live? [00:03:14] Speaker A: I think I've heard of. Okay, Is it like. [00:03:16] Speaker B: It's basically like a camera that goes above the backstop. [00:03:18] Speaker A: Yeah, it's a live. It's a live feed for, like, Little League games. [00:03:22] Speaker B: Oh, my God. It was the best. It sounded like. Yeah. They all call me Skinny Legs. [00:03:30] Speaker A: Good Toothpick. [00:03:32] Speaker B: Toothpick Legs. Guess what? I guess my legs don't snap. [00:03:35] Speaker A: He's been hearing this for 20 years. You should tell them. Yeah. You should say, milk ain't got on me. [00:03:42] Speaker B: Yeah, they don't got. So. [00:03:44] Speaker A: Dude, getting hit with a bat and. I told you I got hit in the head with a bat. Mine was. Mine was much. Listen, it's same thing two, four months, three years, same difference. It's the same pain. It's bad. [00:03:56] Speaker B: It's the worst. [00:03:57] Speaker A: You got it in the. I got my shin cut open. [00:03:59] Speaker B: My shin's all cut open right now. [00:04:01] Speaker A: I got my shin. Yeah, some girl. Same thing. We were playing in the co Ed softball league two years ago. She let go of the bat. She went to go throw it because I was on deck, and it, like, hit the dirt. Hit the dirt, and then popped up, and the knob hit me dead in the smack of the shin. Yo, I didn't. I've never seen something like that before. My shin opened right up. Like, it just opened right up. [00:04:23] Speaker B: So that was like. Oh, mine was the barrel, and it didn't hit the ground. And you could hear the echo through the. Through the seat. [00:04:30] Speaker A: Like the. Like the. [00:04:31] Speaker B: Yeah, like, you know that pop like that. Ping, ping. [00:04:34] Speaker A: Yeah, right off. [00:04:35] Speaker B: Bone. [00:04:35] Speaker A: Off bone, bro. I. Yeah. Yep. [00:04:38] Speaker B: So I might need an X ray. If we're being honest, I couldn't really walk that well last night. [00:04:42] Speaker A: Oh, wow. So how have you been getting around today? [00:04:45] Speaker B: Just been limping around, but I feel like it's. It's. It's a little bit better. [00:04:48] Speaker A: But you wear pants. [00:04:50] Speaker B: I'm wearing pants. It's like, right here. [00:04:52] Speaker A: Oh, they got you on the front. [00:04:54] Speaker B: Oh, the front of my shin. [00:04:56] Speaker A: Oh, the front of the leg. That's where I got It. Yeah, dude, I think because you both like, it's. [00:05:02] Speaker B: Yes. If. If you hit me on the calf, it wouldn't even been that a deal. Inside calf. No. [00:05:07] Speaker A: Outside. [00:05:08] Speaker B: Right on the bone. [00:05:09] Speaker A: Right on the front. Right on the front. That'll make you split. [00:05:12] Speaker B: I once got hit in the ribs with a pipe and. Okay, that was probably the. That was probably the last time I felt that much pain. That just bone on bone with a metal object is the worst thing that can happen to us. [00:05:25] Speaker A: It's not good. [00:05:28] Speaker B: So I'm struggling a little bit today, that's all. And now I'm supposed to coach this kid, these kids again on Friday. I don't know. And guess what? I'm a good guy. And even make the kid feel bad, you know, if that was my kid, I would have beat him in front of everybody. I would have lost my mind. [00:05:44] Speaker A: I would have. I wouldn't went crazy. [00:05:46] Speaker B: The kid had like a 1, 2, 3 inning in the first. I think he had a 1, 2, 3 inning in the first. And so we were with a home team. So then he got up. So that's when it happened. Like, bottom of the first, I said to him, he's like. And he was just. Kept saying he's so sorry. Can't believe he did. I'm like, dude, just keep pitching like that. We'll get out of here quick and don't worry about it. [00:06:04] Speaker A: Yeah, well, I will be good. [00:06:05] Speaker B: I just had to, like, make him feel good because he was like, he was getting distraught and he's one of those kids, like, if his mind goes, then he just stops playing. [00:06:12] Speaker A: Good. Yeah. Yeah. You can't keep your composure. That's what we say. You just gotta keep your composure. Everyone just stay calm. [00:06:17] Speaker B: And he got me for like 25 after the game at the. At the snack stand. So he not only did he put a beating on me, he hit the. [00:06:24] Speaker A: Wallet on the way up. [00:06:25] Speaker B: We won 18 6, though, so we'll take that game. Yeah. [00:06:28] Speaker A: Quick game. I made my debut. Back to men's league softball. [00:06:31] Speaker B: How'd that go? [00:06:32] Speaker A: Good. Two for three. Three, three RBIs. Played right field. Didn't get one ball hit to me. [00:06:38] Speaker B: Really? And was this the. Nick. It was suspension. Did you get you? [00:06:41] Speaker A: Yes. Okay. Yeah. Everybody. I showed up and they were like, oh, dude, welcome back from suspension. It's like, I haven't been here for a month. Yeah, it's all good. Yes. It was fun. I was like, fight it up to play. But I was, like, kind of nervous. I'm like, dude, I Ain't trying to hurt myself, dog. Like, I don't want her. [00:06:58] Speaker B: Why do you think you're gonna hurt yourself? [00:06:59] Speaker A: Because I try really hard. [00:07:00] Speaker B: I just think you're gonna pull something. [00:07:02] Speaker A: I'm super competitive. [00:07:04] Speaker B: Well, I could see that The Jason. [00:07:05] Speaker A: Tatum injury, like, scared the fuck out of me because, like, it looked like he didn't do anything that. I don't know. He just, like, blew up his Achilles and. You know, like, in baseball, like, when you're out of the box and you got a spring and you got to, like, go. [00:07:16] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:07:17] Speaker A: So, like, you know me. I've already torn. I already tore my left calf. [00:07:21] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. I didn't think about your calf stuff. [00:07:22] Speaker A: I minorly. I minorly tore my right calf with Bo Buchanan, so both of my calves are now tainted, and I'm, like, in the outfield, the same thing. The outfield. If it's a ball shallow, what are you gonna do? You put all. Like, your weight usually goes on your back, of course. [00:07:40] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:07:40] Speaker A: You launch going forward. [00:07:41] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:07:42] Speaker A: And I just kind of. I was just kind of sitting there. I was just kind of, like, looking at my feet. I kept constantly looking at my feet. I'm like, just, just. Just. Just hang on, bro. [00:07:50] Speaker B: I know. [00:07:50] Speaker A: Hang on. [00:07:50] Speaker B: And Achilles, that could kill you. Well, it could really. It could really put you in place. [00:07:55] Speaker A: Because, look, I really would have to start doing, like. I'd have to start sucking dick, doing only fans because that would take me out of work. [00:08:00] Speaker B: That's what I' like, we get a buddy that's. That does fences right? And he. He's been out of work because he fucking tore his knee. [00:08:06] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. [00:08:07] Speaker B: It's like, what are you going to do? [00:08:08] Speaker A: It's bad. Yeah, it's terrible. [00:08:10] Speaker B: It sucks. And you get to fucking depress because you can't do what you want to do. [00:08:14] Speaker A: That's the worst. That's the worst. Yeah, I. I don't want to. I don't want to take away. I'm in a great spot and doing all right, you know? [00:08:23] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:08:24] Speaker A: I don't want to. [00:08:24] Speaker B: That's the thing. What sucks about men. [00:08:26] Speaker A: I'm also a gamer, bro. So I'm a gamer. So, of course, when I stepped on, like, I put. I have. It's bad, but I got to choose between, you know, you make a jersey. So last year, I put Ellie, I put De La Cruz on the back of my jersey, which was awesome. And then this year, I put Soto on the back of my jersey, which. [00:08:44] Speaker B: Is, like, why you put in other people's names. In the back of your jersey for fun. I don't know. I don't know if I like that. I actually hate that, actually. [00:08:53] Speaker A: You don't like it? [00:08:54] Speaker B: No, I think it's bad. [00:08:56] Speaker A: Oh, all right. [00:08:57] Speaker B: Why are you trying to suck this guy's dick? [00:08:58] Speaker A: There's a kid. There's a kid on the other side. There's a kid on the. On our team. It's actually mad funny. The back of the jersey says perk. And his numbers, 30. [00:09:06] Speaker B: Yeah. Now that's funny. Yeah, I like that. The perk. 30s. How is he any good? Yeah, he's good. [00:09:13] Speaker A: Yeah, he's mad scrawny. He's like, man, he's a little skinnier. [00:09:17] Speaker B: Gabe, you should put like 080 on your. Just oxy. 80s, dude. Like, fuck you. [00:09:24] Speaker A: I really forgot about that because I'm looking at him, I'm like, why slash them Say perk? And then I literally look right on. [00:09:30] Speaker B: Are you going to take a picture of that? Dude, put that in the back. Dad brain. That's actually awesome. [00:09:38] Speaker A: I have to. [00:09:39] Speaker B: Yeah, that's great. That's a good one. I love those jerseys. Sometimes the couples, when they go out, I think it's kind of funny. Like, some. Some of the things they put. You ever see, like, an old couple? They'll be like 60 years old at like, a Alabama game. [00:09:51] Speaker A: Yeah, it's like once. Like, I eat ass. [00:09:53] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:09:53] Speaker A: It's like I. I lick box. Yeah, like that. I don't know. It's like. [00:09:57] Speaker B: I mean, first of all, they've got to be weirdos. And just in general, it does give me a slight sick. [00:10:03] Speaker A: And you know that they. They PDA type of people. [00:10:05] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. [00:10:06] Speaker A: Like, they're just getting after it. On. On. [00:10:08] Speaker B: Oh, my God. Knuckles deep and. [00:10:10] Speaker A: Yes. [00:10:11] Speaker B: Eating crawdads or something. [00:10:14] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:10:14] Speaker B: I'm fingering his broad. [00:10:16] Speaker A: Yep. Yep. [00:10:19] Speaker B: But Drew Ski. Drew Ski is getting in trouble for going in white face, like in a skit. [00:10:24] Speaker A: Like, so. It's so funny. I think. I think that the world is just. It's so soft. Everybody is so quick to jump down someone else's throat when someone else is just trying to have, like, have a little fun. So it's. It's nuts. [00:10:41] Speaker B: It's the same thing with Chappelle. Chappelle went white face. We're talking, I mean, 20 years ago. When was the Chappelle Show? Probably 2004. [00:10:48] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:10:48] Speaker B: And it's one of those things that everyone brings up because people, like white people get in trouble for going in blackface. Right. [00:10:55] Speaker A: I mean. Yeah. [00:10:56] Speaker B: Yeah, they get in trouble all the time for going to blackface Orange. Like, well, what about Chappelle? So now Drew Ski does it to bring it back. In my opinion, if you're being a character, what's the big deal if you put on. [00:11:06] Speaker A: You just put on. [00:11:07] Speaker B: If you put on face paint. [00:11:08] Speaker A: Either way, he's just being a character. It's like he's doing a skit. Remember, he has a livelihood too. You know, he. Like, that's his brand. There's no one else that's black that probably could do that right now. And it would be that fucking funny as much as Drew Ski. Like, he's hilarious. [00:11:25] Speaker B: Think. So you think that. You think that he's the only one that can get away with white face? [00:11:28] Speaker A: No, I don't think that he's the only one that can get away with it. If. If that's what. That's not what I meant. I meant, like, he's probably one of the most, like, notable, you know, African American people out there, like, on the Internet. [00:11:42] Speaker B: I would actually probably. Yeah, I would say that Internet people. [00:11:45] Speaker A: Kai Senate. Right. Yeah. And. But before kaisernet got launched on his streaming and all that, Drew Ski was doing his thing. So I. I just think it's a combination of just like soft, judgmental people bring back. Like, you can't. It's sad. Like, I can. We can never get back, like, we quote movies all the time. Like, 21 Jump Street, 22 Jump street, like, fucking. I think thunder. Like, you can't ever get that again. [00:12:21] Speaker B: This is my point. So I. In my opinion, everything should be judged on intent. So what are they trying to do? Are they. They trying to make you laugh right Then that you should look to the side because then. Then accents, then you doing an accent is an issue. All this stuff is an issue now. If you're doing it in a racist way, where you're just trying to be a racist, you. You. You're right. In blackface, you know, being a. That's a different story. But if a clear comedy thing. He's being comic in a sketch like, that should just fly. And again, what does someone alter in their appearance have to do with you anyways? Why are you getting so. I jacked up. [00:12:56] Speaker A: I totally like it. That's it. Yeah, that's. That's all you have to do. You have the option, like, it's not being presented right in front of you. If it really bothers you that much, like, just keep swiping. It's. You have the ability to do that. Don't act like you don't. [00:13:13] Speaker B: If I see one white person being like, drew Ski should get canceled for this. You are a grade A loser. You deserve to die. I almost. [00:13:21] Speaker A: I almost thought about painting my salt, my whole body black and doing that skip up the reverse of it. [00:13:29] Speaker B: Like, I would do it. I mean, I would do it. Fuck it, let's go, blackface. I'm into it. Let's go. [00:13:34] Speaker A: But it's like, again, like, we aren't trying to make fun of black people if we were to do it. Or like, I'm not trying to be accepted as being black. Like, I'm just doing a skit. Like, I'm just playing a character. [00:13:45] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:13:46] Speaker A: What don't people understand about that? Like, he doesn't look like that now. Like, he doesn't look like that now. Yeah, yeah, that all went off if. Now if you're Sammy Sosa and, like, want to reconsider what you look like, that's again, a choice. Sammy Sosa chose to do that to himself. He was born a certain way, looked a certain way, went into some kind of fucking. This is what happens when you get money. You just maybe do things that you probably regret. I bet Sammy Sosa regrets looking how he looks now. He looks terrible. [00:14:16] Speaker B: Oh, he looks way worse. [00:14:17] Speaker A: He looks awful. [00:14:17] Speaker B: He looks way worse. [00:14:20] Speaker A: Was a fine dude. He was normal baseball. [00:14:24] Speaker B: He wasn't like, say he's fine. Like a girl would say, oh, damn, he fine. [00:14:28] Speaker A: No, I mean. No, say, oh, he's fine. Normal looking dude. [00:14:32] Speaker B: Okay. [00:14:33] Speaker A: Just a normal looking guy. Like, you know what I mean? [00:14:35] Speaker B: Like, I don't, honestly. My opinion is why would anyone want to be white? Like, why would Sammy Sosa try to lighten his skin when you got that 247 tan? You know what I mean? Like, why would you want to be some white ass milk? [00:14:50] Speaker A: I don't know. Yeah, I have no idea. And then you don't even get the full. The full transparency. Being white is somewhere stuck in between, like, mocha and white. And it just doesn't look right. [00:15:01] Speaker B: Yeah, it doesn't look right. And now he's rhyming. [00:15:04] Speaker A: It doesn't look right. [00:15:05] Speaker B: It does. It looks like Michael Jackson looked ridiculous. And don't tell me he didn't do it. He had a sickness. He did that. [00:15:11] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:15:11] Speaker B: Try to Michael Jackson whitewash himself. [00:15:13] Speaker A: Totally. Didn't even throw him. [00:15:15] Speaker B: And people are gonna say, oh, it's because they have all this discrimination and stuff. No, that's not what it is. People are sick inside. That's why. That's why they try to do those things. Nico, though, is a famous proponent of using black emojis. [00:15:28] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:15:29] Speaker B: You say they're brown, but they're pretty black. [00:15:31] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:15:32] Speaker B: Because you think that in your head that you're darker than you are. [00:15:35] Speaker A: Oh. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I guess. I guess. I, I. You. I thought I used a tan person. I guess I'm using a black person. But it's all good. I. It's. It is what it is. I'm. I get tan. [00:15:47] Speaker B: You look so tan right now. [00:15:49] Speaker A: Well, yeah, no, not. [00:15:50] Speaker B: Not comparatively, though you do look more tan. [00:15:53] Speaker A: Yeah. I mean, that's. You don't have to do much flight work. One round of golf light work. Yeah, yeah. [00:16:00] Speaker B: What about Jersey Jerry just completely staring my style. [00:16:02] Speaker A: Did you see that? Kind of looks. Kind of looks Mr. Jerry. [00:16:07] Speaker B: Dude looks. [00:16:08] Speaker A: Looks real similar to Mr. Jerry. [00:16:10] Speaker B: Mr. Jerry taking my whole style. The hat, the glasses. I mean, and he got some bootleg glasses. You should go to the Gucci glasses. But what a kid. Like, what kind of idea is that? Just inside a kitchen. Do you think this is going to be successful? I feel like he's wacky enough where, like, I'm gonna have to watch it. [00:16:29] Speaker A: I have to watch it. I have to watch it because I'm interested. [00:16:32] Speaker B: I'm worried. I'm wondering about episode two. [00:16:36] Speaker A: Right. [00:16:36] Speaker B: Episode one, people are gonna watch. But episode two, this. [00:16:39] Speaker A: Like, is there a twist to this? Does this just go off the rails or is this really a case? [00:16:43] Speaker B: He's legitimately trying to make, like, a Blues Clues. Like, he's trying to be Blue's Clues. [00:16:50] Speaker A: I think you doing. Doing that. I don't know. I don't know if that's a good idea. [00:16:55] Speaker B: It just makes him look a little weird. [00:16:57] Speaker A: It look, it looks a little weird. You have to be a little weird to do that, in my opinion. I. You can. You could get me on an episode. Hey, Nico, could you come on PBS and do the ABCs one, two, threes for the kids? Yeah. I would assume at this point. I probably have a son of my own, maybe. Or daughter. Cool. That. All right. No problem. I'm a dad. Let me get in there. Jersey Jerry doing a kid show, like, I don't know, man. [00:17:26] Speaker B: I know. I guess he's trying to get people like our age who have kids to watch it. So, like, if you had. Let's say you and that Khan had a kid. [00:17:34] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:17:34] Speaker B: Would you put it on for him? [00:17:36] Speaker A: Probably wouldn't have. Probably wouldn't have been allowed. Who's that from? [00:17:43] Speaker B: Mr. Jerry. He. I think he's trying to, like, I. [00:17:46] Speaker A: Don'T know, Mr. Rogers. Is that what he's trying to do? [00:17:48] Speaker B: Yeah, he's trying to be Mr. Rogers. [00:17:52] Speaker A: Yeah. I don't know if I'd want to be Mr. Rogers, man. [00:17:54] Speaker B: Apparently they have seven episodes. Seven or eight episodes already filmed. [00:17:57] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:17:57] Speaker B: So I don't know. They got. I mean, full big. Full boss will behind it. [00:18:01] Speaker A: Big cat's on there. [00:18:02] Speaker B: I've seen it's. [00:18:03] Speaker A: That would make sense. He has multiple kids. [00:18:06] Speaker B: I think if I did that. [00:18:07] Speaker A: He does have a kid, but still, I don't. I don't know. I got to see what's going on. You're like, what. [00:18:11] Speaker B: To me, it just seems pedophilia. Like, that's what I think of, like, I just think of a pedophile. Like, you're just trying to make this weird shit. You're in, like, cartoon rooms. But, I mean, it's probably a way to make money because think about the Blippi guy. He was in his friend's mouth on video. Like this video of him in his friend's mouth. [00:18:29] Speaker A: Who? [00:18:30] Speaker B: Blippi? [00:18:30] Speaker A: Who's what? [00:18:32] Speaker B: You don't know who Blippi is? Blippi's like. Blippi's like this type of dude. Like, Blippi probably has like 50 to 100 million subscribers on YouTube. Let me see Blippi's YouTube subscribers. Blippi, YouTube. He's one of these. [00:18:48] Speaker A: I just heard in friend's mouth. That's. [00:18:50] Speaker B: I'm pretty sure it was Blippi in his friend's mouth. 26 point. 24.6 million followers. Look at him. Look at this freak. Dude. This is Blippi. [00:19:07] Speaker A: Yeah, you can. You can stop it because I've seen enough. I'm good. I'm out on that. Yeah, I'm out on that. [00:19:14] Speaker B: I'm up. [00:19:15] Speaker A: These weird intros. [00:19:17] Speaker B: This is what Jerry's like trying to like. [00:19:19] Speaker A: I'm not cool with it. I don't. I'm not. I'm not game for this. Put Jerry on advisors or something. Let swear you just want to see the signs. [00:19:28] Speaker B: Yeah. Now he's doing some. [00:19:29] Speaker A: He had to stop doing. I understand stopping doing the boss after doctor. [00:19:34] Speaker B: I don't understand that. [00:19:35] Speaker A: I. I do and I don't. 1. If you can separate yourself from bad habits, you can separate yourself from bad habits on any time. Just because you're doing stuff that takes long, extraneous amounts of time, you know what you're signing up for. Don't just fall back on the. I'm A I'm an addict thing. [00:19:52] Speaker B: I think that was a scapegoat thing. He just didn't want to do it. [00:19:54] Speaker A: I just think he didn't want to do it anymore. Just say that. You know what I mean? Like, yeah, just say that. I, I, I don't know, Al. I'm. I'm up in the air. I don't know. I don't, I don't know who's in his corner talking to him. It seems like if I'm Jersey Jerry, you're a big cat. It's like you're gonna be there to support because you're, you're like, I'm your guy, and you. And you ride for whatever I'm doing. But you might be like, this might not go good. Like, this just might not go. [00:20:27] Speaker B: Yeah, he's, he's putting everything in. [00:20:28] Speaker A: And, and the fact that it has his name on it and no one else's name. Well, it does have Bostil attached to it, but I don't know. It's an interesting, Interesting to see. [00:20:39] Speaker B: We're gonna, we could be the ones being like, wow, we were the two. That was so dumb. [00:20:43] Speaker A: We're gonna watch it. We're gonna. This is gonna be a progressive. [00:20:46] Speaker B: I like Jersey Jerry, though. Like, I love J. [00:20:49] Speaker A: One of the top people I'd ever want on this podcast. I've, I've said that. But for him to do Mr. Jerry, Godspeed. God bless. [00:20:58] Speaker B: We'll see after episode one. I'm interested in it. [00:21:01] Speaker A: No, we'll have to see after. [00:21:02] Speaker B: See that. This. [00:21:03] Speaker A: After episode one. Yeah, I want to see what's going. I have a feeling. I just have a weird feeling that this is going to be. It's going to turn sick. Not good. But, like, sick isn't, like, twisted. Like, it's just. [00:21:15] Speaker B: Oh, so you think this is a big ploy? [00:21:17] Speaker A: I, I don't know what the fuck that means, but I think that it's. [00:21:21] Speaker B: A, It's a gimmick with it. They're trying to make it seem like one thing, and that's going to turn to something else. [00:21:25] Speaker A: Okay, yeah. Yeah, I could see that, because maybe I could see that, but that's like a. That's like a minus 10% chance. That's like a plus 1100 that that's what's going to happen. It's more like minus 300 that, like, Jerry's going to really take on the role of, like, trying to be, like, an advocate for children in, like, a learning thing. I, I seem like I don't Know. Yeah, that's. Yes. Yes. It seems like someone lost the bet. Cuz I don't know if I would sit my kids down, truly, and just be like, hey, instead of Bluey, we're going to put on Mr. Jerry. Like, you know what I mean? Like, I don't know if that's what we're going to do. [00:21:59] Speaker B: That's what I'm saying. Speaking of acid trips. Now, this is a great segue. The King of Segways are going to call me now. You know, Justin used to call himself that, but I'm the King of Segways now. Okay. [00:22:11] Speaker A: Okay. [00:22:14] Speaker B: Did you see this video of this kid, this dude out. Out in Andover having an acid trip? We got sent in a video. Okay. I'm not gonna say who or what. [00:22:23] Speaker A: Oh, nice. [00:22:24] Speaker B: We're gonna react to this video. It's essentially, this is what happens. So some dudes were having a party, I believe, in Andover. [00:22:31] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:22:32] Speaker B: It's late at night. [00:22:33] Speaker A: Okay, like, how late? [00:22:35] Speaker B: Like, late, I think three in the morning. [00:22:36] Speaker A: Okay. Yeah. [00:22:37] Speaker B: So it's late at night. [00:22:38] Speaker A: That's late. That. That's usually when the coke gets brought out. [00:22:40] Speaker B: Everyone. No, everyone's talking. Everyone's out of the house pretty much. There's a few kids there, it seems like. And. And a dude comes busting in, butt naked. They don't know who this kid is. And he's tripping on acid. So. He's tripping on acid, going wild. So now you just see the ring camera. Vintage. That's what we have. We have two minutes of ring camera footage on the back porch after them rustling. What happens on the porch? Let's look at the video and I'll try to inlay it. This dude's butt naked. So you gotta give me time to. Then I can fucking edit this video to. To take out his dick. So we'll look at it. I'm gonna play. I'm gonna play the audio through here, and then we'll fox. We'll loop it in. I might do a still by still frame on the. On the. As a little short little. [00:23:28] Speaker A: Yeah, you could do stills while we're talking about it. That's. That's. They still do that. They used to do it with the UFC until they got the legal way to show it. You know what I mean? Like, they would give the commentary show, like, one picture. I love that. We're getting sent in stuff for everyone, whoever. Still. I think I got to make another promotional video. I think we should probably make a promotional video for this podcast. As in, like, hey, we are okay. Okay. [00:23:57] Speaker B: So now this is the kid. This is the kid that's in the house already. So something must be happening because he's breathing extremely heavily on the back porch. I see him panicking. [00:24:10] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. [00:24:12] Speaker B: He's shaking out now. The naked dude just came on screen you. He's got him in a headlock. They're rustling on the back porch. He's holding them down. Now, at this point, he should probably just choke this kid out. Yeah, just wait till he passes out. [00:24:34] Speaker A: I love you. [00:24:35] Speaker B: What is your problem? [00:24:41] Speaker A: You are so weird. Why are you naked, dude? What the. [00:24:50] Speaker B: I love this kid. Talking to him like this. Slaps him across the face, tackles him. Boom. A good punch, dude. So I think he's out. [00:25:02] Speaker A: Crazy. [00:25:04] Speaker B: He's literally naked. [00:25:05] Speaker A: Hey, settle down. [00:25:06] Speaker B: Just hanging brain, dude. [00:25:08] Speaker A: Settle down. [00:25:09] Speaker B: Up. Another kid comes up. [00:25:14] Speaker A: What's going on with you, dude? Hey, look, I'm friends, okay? What's up, dude? [00:25:21] Speaker B: What's wrong? What's wrong? They're trying to calm him down now. I don't know what. What's going on? I think he lost his breath now. [00:25:30] Speaker A: He's like. [00:25:30] Speaker B: He's, like, almost throwing up. [00:25:33] Speaker A: It might be. [00:25:35] Speaker B: What? [00:25:36] Speaker A: You know, what you take, dude. [00:25:39] Speaker B: So now he says he's took acid. [00:25:41] Speaker A: What he take? [00:25:42] Speaker B: Wait, watch this, though. Jesus Christ. [00:25:48] Speaker A: Jesus Christ. [00:25:49] Speaker B: You know what? [00:25:50] Speaker A: Oh, my God. Call the. [00:25:52] Speaker B: Settle down, dude. Dude. So at the end, he just jumps off the porch and falls off. [00:25:58] Speaker A: Cipher this video and get it up for the people. Me too. This is crazy. [00:26:04] Speaker B: He dove off. The best spot is when I first got sent this. I'm like, wow. He. He did a swan dive into the pool. They're like, no, he didn't dive into the pool. He dove onto a Webber grill on the bottom thing. [00:26:15] Speaker A: I'm front. Okay. What's up? [00:26:17] Speaker B: What's wrong? I gotta watch this again. Dude, I've been just watching him dive over the edge of this pool. [00:26:22] Speaker A: It's at least 15ft. [00:26:25] Speaker B: Yeah, he got. They called the cops. I think he got a hospital. [00:26:31] Speaker A: Guy's built like a piece of wood. You took what? What it take? I have no clue. [00:26:43] Speaker B: Please. [00:26:43] Speaker A: Jesus Christ. [00:26:44] Speaker B: You know what? [00:26:46] Speaker A: You know, I think that kid, that kid that said, hey, you know what? Was just gonna say this kid? [00:26:51] Speaker B: Yeah, he's like. He is quick, dude. He quickly dove over that thing. Dude, I'm telling you right now, like, the combination of that kid being butt naked, just being in the middle of a house. The. The kid in the red. There's a kid in the red that you'll See, when we inlay it. [00:27:07] Speaker A: I can't believe that dude ate that punch. Yeah, that was a hot ass punch. [00:27:14] Speaker B: And his head was flat. [00:27:15] Speaker A: Yeah, you know how like that. [00:27:16] Speaker B: His head was flat. Dude, he ate the punch. He. He just kept going. [00:27:19] Speaker A: Dude, dude, that's what drugs will do to you. Yeah, that is what drugs will do to. [00:27:24] Speaker B: So apparently it was on acid. There is a police investigation. I'm gonna have to blur out his. [00:27:30] Speaker A: Or just get pat. Or just like. Or just like cut out that part. That part's not important. When his like. Yeah, Sean, you can cut that out. [00:27:39] Speaker B: Do you think I should overlay me talking about the video at all, given backstory, or do you think we should just give the video out? [00:27:46] Speaker A: No, you should take our reaction, put it up top and then. Or put the video up top and put our reaction on the bottom or vice versa. You know what I mean? [00:27:54] Speaker B: Oh, okay. See, you're saying for that split it. [00:27:57] Speaker A: So if you're looking at it, you would cut the screen here. You'd put us here. [00:28:01] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just. It's an all time video. [00:28:04] Speaker A: That is an all time. You need. We need to do something with that video that is a viral esque. A thousand percent of viral. [00:28:09] Speaker B: Oh, it's crazy. He said. He said he might need permission to share it. That thing's getting shared, so. It is what it is. That thing's getting shared no matter what. I don't care about the police investigation. [00:28:18] Speaker A: No, I don't care at all about the police investigation. [00:28:21] Speaker B: Ever find out who sent me that video, by the way? [00:28:24] Speaker A: That is crazy, dude. [00:28:27] Speaker B: That's an unbelievable video. I'll tell you what, I woke up today, obviously the Shins in shambles. I can't really walk that well. That brought me to a new level today. I legitimately cried out laughing in the middle of my bed at like. [00:28:40] Speaker A: That was nuts. [00:28:41] Speaker B: Whatever time that got sent to me in the morning and it was top of the top. When he jumps over that. When he jumps over the thing like you weren't expecting. [00:28:49] Speaker A: I was not expecting that at all. Yeah, I wasn't. I thought it was over once he punched him in the face because he. He looked caught up like a zombie. [00:28:57] Speaker B: It was the Undertaker. It's the Undertaker meme in real life. [00:28:59] Speaker A: It was way quicker than that. [00:29:01] Speaker B: I know, dude, I know. He was flat on the ground like you thought he was lights out. [00:29:05] Speaker A: He should have just choked him out. I don't know the kid that. Listen, I know that there's a lot probably going on Especially if you don't know what's going on. Like, I don't know if I'd want to be like wrapped up with a knee naked. Random dude. Yeah, like, I don't know. I get it. That kid might be impaired too. We have no idea. [00:29:20] Speaker B: I'm sure they were. [00:29:21] Speaker A: He did. I think he did a great job. Yeah, he got the kid like out of the house. But like my only security to all that is like, thankfully that kid was built like a wet paper towel. [00:29:32] Speaker B: I would say that he like reminds me of the kid from. If you've ever seen the girl next door, the nerdy kid with the glasses. Do you know the girl next door with the tripod? [00:29:45] Speaker A: I, I, Yeah, I know it might. [00:29:47] Speaker B: Have been a superhero in one movie. Oh, he's the, what's it called? Isn't he like Batman, Joker in one of them. Not Joker, but he's in the Batman movie. [00:29:55] Speaker A: Oh, he's Riddler. [00:29:56] Speaker B: Riddler Batman. [00:29:57] Speaker A: Oh, that kid. I know that kid. I know what you're talking about. That kid's got the glasses, right? The glasses, like the long hair. Yep, yep, yep, yep. That's who I thought you were talking about. So that's good. Okay. [00:30:10] Speaker B: Yeah, that's. That's kind of like the vibe of this kid with a little bit longer here. But he's just on an acid trip breaking up a potty here though. [00:30:16] Speaker A: He's. This kid's skinny. He reminds me of like long neck, this one. [00:30:20] Speaker B: Yeah, you talk about it in the video? Yeah, yeah. Oh yeah. He's a tiny little kid and guess what? His dick didn't even look that good. It was all balls. [00:30:28] Speaker A: No. [00:30:28] Speaker B: Yeah. So if anything, if you were wondering that. [00:30:30] Speaker A: I thought that was going to be more of a concern. It's really not. You can definitely, you can definitely get your way around that. That what you could do is if probably, if you like, would it get like one of those uncensored things? You could probably have like a time duration set hold spot on it. If you really wanted to keep the whole video in. I don't think you need to keep the whole. [00:30:48] Speaker B: No, but I'm thinking I'm going to put the video in here. Like so I want that to see it while we're watching. I'm just going to hit the start and the stop. I think I can, I can handle it. Where you don't see the. [00:30:57] Speaker A: That's what I mean. Yeah, I think you. [00:30:58] Speaker B: I think, I think I can definitely. [00:30:59] Speaker A: I think you can split the video and then just kind of, you Know what I mean? [00:31:03] Speaker B: Yeah. I mean that's just. It's just an. It's just an outstanding video. [00:31:06] Speaker A: That's a great video. [00:31:07] Speaker B: It like made my whole day. I swear to God. [00:31:09] Speaker A: I'm very happy we have that video, cuz that's, that's gold. We don't have a lot of video of. Of other things, but we have got no other videos. [00:31:17] Speaker B: Al's been slacking. [00:31:20] Speaker A: It's all right. I can't say cuz I don't do. [00:31:23] Speaker B: It is what it is. Guess what? We've given Justin all the fuel for the fire. That's fine. [00:31:27] Speaker A: Not really, because we're still here. [00:31:28] Speaker B: Yeah, he's not. Even though I did spend a little bit of time with Justin over the weekend. Weekend I went to the Tall Ship. You know the Tall Ship in East Boston? Yeah, Not a bad little place. I mean, the weather sucked when we went. [00:31:39] Speaker A: So I was working, I was like, should I go after? And I was like, no, nah. [00:31:44] Speaker B: The weather was so bad. I was freezing. [00:31:46] Speaker A: Oh, that's the worst. [00:31:47] Speaker B: It was. And I was sick. So I, I, you know, I've been on steroids and what's it called? Yeah, antibiotics because of this science infection that's finally starting to go away. [00:31:57] Speaker A: Yeah, you sound. You don't sound bad. [00:31:59] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, it's. It's been a. Now they told me I had a poll up the size of Texas in my nose. I need to get it checked out. And they never seen a deviated septum that bad. But you still see me here. I can't breathe. I guarantee my breathing's worse than Justin's roommates breathe, and I'll tell you that much. It's definitely a fact. So God bless my wife. But anyways, we go to the Tall Ship. When did hoodies. Because everybody in there probably bought. I swear to God, there was so many girls there in dresses and shit. That must. They must have came from something. I sat there and we were sitting near where they have like the merch tag. And I would say easily 75 to 100 hoodies were bought. Me included, Jen included. Like people that, you know, everybody in parties were buying two, three, four hoodies. When did hoodies become $70? When is a hoodie even acceptable to be $70 now. And don't say the tariffs. Don't say the tariffs. Okay, I don't want to hear that because it's been for a while. When is it acceptable? Now I get it. It's a Burberry sweater. Fine. Four or five hundred dollars. I'm Fine with that. I guess there's certain brands. Yes. A run of the mill merch sweatshirt. Okay. [00:33:05] Speaker A: A Gildan, a Gildan 50. [00:33:08] Speaker B: 50. You know what I'm saying? Even the industrial brand, whatever those, the, the sweater style ones. You know which ones I'm talking about? That a little bit softer. Yeah, I can't even think of the name of it right now. Bell and Canvas, even a Bellarn Canvas or whatever the fuck you call those hoodies should, they should max out at 55. And that's, that's nowaday prices. Back in the day it should have been 40. Now let's say 55. When you start going over 55, you're just trying to people left and right. $70 hoodie is ridiculous. [00:33:36] Speaker A: 100 bucks. That's how I look at, I'm like, you got 100 bucks? Because that 30 extra dollars that I have I'm gonna spend on food. [00:33:42] Speaker B: And then, and then they're asking for tips with the, with the hoodie purchase. It's like, dude, I tip everybody. [00:33:49] Speaker A: Price. [00:33:50] Speaker B: No, that's crazy, dude. And guess what the best part is? I was so cold. I asked if he had sweatpants. Matching sweatpants. I was gonna buy both. I was gonna look like I was taking the tapes at the tall ship. I didn't give two damn because that's how cold I was. There was nothing you could do. I swear to God. That merch thing must have made 10k in 2 hours. Like everybody was buying these things because it was 50 degrees out in rainy. [00:34:15] Speaker A: And 40 mile an hour winds. [00:34:17] Speaker B: We were freezing. And guess what? Where the retards even stopped saying, but I got a wife. Happy wife, happy life. Right? That's what you're gonna say. Not like, oh, I'm like, oh, it's a little cold down here. I'm sick. I want to get the out of here, you know. Nope, gotta go there. Spent 70 on the hoodie and I. You know what? You spend so much, it's $30 for parking there. But it's a nice place. It's a nice place the kids can do. There's activities to do. It is a good little vibe. [00:34:43] Speaker A: You can't smoke. [00:34:44] Speaker B: You can't smoke out there. Which is like, you know, because it's like federal property. Yeah, it's ridiculous, but. [00:34:50] Speaker A: And they're like, like, yo, you get caught vaping there once, they don't give you a warning, bro. They just throw you out. They just throw you out. [00:34:58] Speaker B: Oh, you can't vape. [00:34:59] Speaker A: You're saying you couldn't vape you can't do anything there. [00:35:02] Speaker B: Oh, I didn't know that. People were definitely vaping, but how are they gonna tell? I don't know. Maybe they weren't vaping. [00:35:10] Speaker A: Your best bet is to go on a day where your breath's showing. So like it. [00:35:15] Speaker B: Dude, you want to hear something even crazier? Maybe I shouldn't even say this. We definitely won't clip this. But just in case, there may or may not have been bartender that was selling flavored zins to people. [00:35:28] Speaker A: Wow. [00:35:28] Speaker B: I was like, oh, I got a New Hampshire hookup. So I would say, like, maybe you got to zin it up if you go. [00:35:34] Speaker A: You mean you have a New Hampshire hookup, Bro, there's a. That's how much. That's how little pull, you know? Cuz I know that there's plenty of hookups around. There's a spot in East Boston that be. That be pushing so well. [00:35:47] Speaker B: Yeah. There's spots everywhere. [00:35:48] Speaker A: There's spots everywhere. [00:35:49] Speaker B: You just got. [00:35:49] Speaker A: You just got to have. You got to Just got to have motion. Yeah, but that's cool. That's. [00:35:54] Speaker B: Yeah, but $70 for a hoodie? [00:35:55] Speaker A: Like, that's stupid. That's not. That's not al. [00:35:58] Speaker B: I was jealous of that. I don't. [00:35:59] Speaker A: I don't. I don't get them. I don't get them. [00:36:01] Speaker B: I know, dude, but it was like. [00:36:02] Speaker A: It was 85. 55 is mine. [00:36:04] Speaker B: I think 55 is a good number. [00:36:06] Speaker A: 55. You wanna. You wanna know where you can go get 55 hoodies? [00:36:10] Speaker B: Where? [00:36:10] Speaker A: Tilly's? [00:36:13] Speaker B: Yeah. Car hot. Dude. They're like 50 bucks and it's like high quality, and it's like you could do anything. [00:36:18] Speaker A: Car hots are another sweatshirt. Definitely. I would grab. Those are like heavy duty. Yeah, that's a blue collar. That's a blue collar sweatshirt. I'm all down for the gone hot. Yeah, no, one of those sweatshirts that I wear all the time. Fucking the death row one. That's $70. That. But Elise. All right, that's $70. That's a little bougie esque. It's from Happy dad. It's a collab with Snoop Dogg. Okay. There's a lot going on. It's also wicked nice wearing sweatshirt. All right. Okay. That. I'll pay $70 for a Nike sweatshirt that's black. I am not paying 70 dol. Also go to Target. You see me in my Amazing Spider man sweatshirt all the time. It's fantastic. It's unreal. 29.99. [00:37:06] Speaker B: That's what I'm saying I. You got to bring back lower sweatshirts, especially for. [00:37:10] Speaker A: Say what you say about where I shop merch drops. [00:37:13] Speaker B: It's crazy. $70 is nuts. [00:37:15] Speaker A: If the wicked witch Whis. If the wicked witch of the. Of PI did anything good, she showed me Primark. That is a great place also. Primark has great stuff, great prices. Yeah, go to Primark. I know this one in the South Shore. What is that called? Al. What is that mall called that we went to before we left for New York? That. That's the mall that we would go to all the time. [00:37:47] Speaker B: Are you so sure? [00:37:48] Speaker A: Is that. Is that what. Just what it is with the top to it? [00:37:51] Speaker B: I don't know. [00:37:52] Speaker A: Is that. [00:37:52] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely. 100%. We had to get J. Fine, and then we went. Right. Then we have to pick up J. Fine in Braintree, sell through a Plaza Mall. That's where we went. [00:38:06] Speaker A: Yeah, bro. What we recording? Went to the Target. We went down the escalator. [00:38:10] Speaker B: Yes, Celtro Plaza. [00:38:11] Speaker A: Okay. Yeah, there, there. And I. I will say I got to go back there because that's where I found this hat. And this hat. I've gone. I've got. Gotten some great compliments on this. [00:38:21] Speaker B: It's actually. It's crazy. That's. [00:38:22] Speaker A: That. [00:38:23] Speaker B: That clean still. [00:38:25] Speaker A: Yeah, I'm a clean guy. I'm a clean guy. I. I hate. I. I hate to be the bearer of bad news. I am a clean guy. [00:38:31] Speaker B: Listen, he's. It's one thing we know about Nico. He's a clean guy. [00:38:35] Speaker A: It's. [00:38:36] Speaker B: Everyone says it. They all think. [00:38:38] Speaker A: No, people think I'm the complete opposite. I don't know where you get that off that I'm. [00:38:42] Speaker B: Well, I think sometimes you just show up like us, looking like a slob because your stuff doesn't match. And, like, you just look out of bed. I mean, that doesn't mean you're not clean. [00:38:49] Speaker A: That doesn't mean I'm not cool clean. I mean, it might just be, like, how many. [00:38:52] Speaker B: How many of you losers are doing the laundry and folding the sheets and stacking them up? Maybe he's not putting them away. But how many of you people are washing it, drying it, folding it? Maybe he's not putting it away correctly. But how many of you are doing that? I wouldn't say that many. [00:39:09] Speaker A: Not many. Okay, we'll say. If you were to go in my apartment right now, Laundry's all over the couch. It's been sitting there for two days. I just haven't gotten to it. Maybe I will get to it later on today or I will. [00:39:23] Speaker B: So you haven't folded, but it's all washed. [00:39:25] Speaker A: It's all washed. It's just on my couch. It just. I literally take my hamper and huck it. [00:39:31] Speaker B: Well, we say clean. It doesn't mean you're organized. Clean doesn't mean organized. [00:39:36] Speaker A: Right. [00:39:37] Speaker B: It's gonna be two different things. [00:39:38] Speaker A: I'm. Right. I'm a little. [00:39:39] Speaker B: I'm. [00:39:40] Speaker A: I'm. Or a little bit organized, but it takes two seconds for everything to just go, like, blown up. [00:39:46] Speaker B: Yeah. Oh, my God. What was I gonna say? I was gonna say something. What the was I gonna say? Oh, Justin's been trying to get back on the podcast in terms of. He wants me to just give him the time so he could just show up and just, I think, basically beat the piss out of you is what I. I took. Took from it. No, he didn't say that, but he did want to see if. [00:40:11] Speaker A: I'm just telling you I had. I have to tell you this, Al. [00:40:14] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:40:15] Speaker A: You have to be very careful with what you tell me. [00:40:17] Speaker B: I know. Because you're getting jacked up. [00:40:19] Speaker A: That's why I hope you know that. I know because, like, I'm not. I'm not, like, just somebody that just, like. I don't know. I don't take in things and just be like, yeah, okay, like, yeah, no, like, I'm gonna take what you just said, and I'm gonna put it in my brain, and it's gonna function. [00:40:36] Speaker B: It's gonna manifest. [00:40:36] Speaker A: It's gonna. It's gonna render something, like, very, you know, so just. I get it. I. I get it. I, like, I. I love that you like to have fun. I'm just trying to tell you I know you know this, cuz you know this about me. You get me, too. [00:40:50] Speaker B: Fight. [00:40:51] Speaker A: Pull the trigger. [00:40:52] Speaker B: Is there anything. Is there any possibility of you two just talking, just in general, like, on the phone or something? He thinks you owe him a phone call. I told him he should just call you. [00:41:01] Speaker A: That's. That's like. See that? [00:41:03] Speaker B: Yeah. He thinks you owe him a phone call because he's called you. [00:41:06] Speaker A: That's why you get owed. How about that? All right, so keep expecting something. That's what you're going to get. So I don't know where in your right mind you get off thinking Ian deserve an apology. [00:41:19] Speaker B: Well, he's saying that. He's saying that. [00:41:21] Speaker A: I don't. [00:41:21] Speaker B: He's got you mad so many times, but he's called you. That's what he's saying. [00:41:29] Speaker A: He's got me mad. So many times he's called me, but he calls you. It's been two. I think there's been two phone calls. [00:41:36] Speaker B: Calls. [00:41:37] Speaker A: All one. Just one. One was over text messages. I think one. One was, I think, my fault because I can get. I can take text messages completely out of context. I've openly admitted that. Like, I. I don't. [00:41:53] Speaker B: I think that's everybody. Everyone. [00:41:54] Speaker A: I don't cipher text messages well at all. Like, if I feel like you're coming off like a cunt, like, now I'm cunt. Okay. So it might have been something like that. It might have been. Again, I. I don't even. I don't. I don't even remember them because I remember I wanted to quit because of Justin. I told al this, and then that's when Justin called me. And that was the most recent one that I think that I got, because, again, what do I think? We can't. We can't share the same stage. I just ultimately don't think. Like, I said this multiple times. The people asked us at the golf. I got asked six different times, five to six different times from people at that tournament. Hey, how you guys feeling with the. Without what's going to be happening? And my answer remain the same. Justin is my cousin. I love Justin. If Justin need me to show up and fight someone for him right now, I would. Is. Do I want to be on the same podcast as Justin? No foreseeable future. No, I'm good. That's. That's my cousin. I got love for him. That's cool. I'm not sharing the same space as this. I'm not doing it. It's not gonna. Nothing is going to change, guys. That's why. That's why there's. I'm not. That's my stance on it. And it's been the same answer since he's left. It's. It is what it is. You. You made that decision. I didn't tell you to quit. I didn't tell you to quit. [00:43:14] Speaker B: Saying he didn't quit. But then I showed him the text messages, and he's. It's clear that he quit. [00:43:18] Speaker A: Right? Okay. All right. Anyway, so, again, because I. That was news to me, I show up the next week and it's like, justin quit. And I'm like, well, no, he texted. [00:43:28] Speaker B: Us both in the group chat. [00:43:30] Speaker A: Oh. Oh, yeah. That's true. He did. [00:43:31] Speaker B: Yes. [00:43:34] Speaker A: So, again, I didn't think that that would hold much weight. I told him this. I was like, instant regret. Instant regret without A doubt because I know that, that he just likes to come here and hang out. If anything, whether he, whether it's that he pushes us to make money for this or not, you know, like, yeah, yeah, dude, that's just. That is what it is. I don't care. I'm not, I don't, I don't owe him. Not nothing. [00:44:00] Speaker B: I will say going back to the golf, we'll get off the Justin thing, but going back to the golf tournament, you did have an all time line that I want to give you credit for. Went to the pull in the cork tournament. Great run tournament, fun time. I think we won. Did I win that? I might have won that. I don't know. First of all, buy mulligans. These cheap don't buy mulligans. You get an extra 30 shots essentially. It's crazy that these people don't buy mulligans and then they're crying for about the score. The score should have been at least 10 higher than it was. I still won. That's fine. Not forget about that. We walk into the pull in the cork tournament. Brennan's there from pulling of the cork. Nico walks in. Nico goes up to Brennan, looks at him dead in the eyes. He's look, he's like, hey, is Justin caddy in for you today? I legitimately thought that was the best line ever. Like, just imagine if Justin was legitimately caddying for Brendan, like cleaning his clubs and stuff. Was just, it was just perfect timing. It was great. Got a little chuckle out of Brennan. It was a good, it was a great, great line that I wanted to give you credit for. [00:45:04] Speaker A: I appreciate that. [00:45:05] Speaker B: Did you. How did, were you thinking about that for a while that you were going to say that? It just came off the, came off the cup. [00:45:10] Speaker A: Come on, bro. You know what it is? My mind works like Rain man, dude. That just. I seen Brennan and that's the first thing I said. I didn't like have that locked and loaded. Yeah, I don't even remember that I said that. So you just brought that up. But I did, I did say that. I looked right at him. Him. I was like, what's up, Bones? Being your caddy today? And like he just like, I remember you. [00:45:28] Speaker B: You were like, oh, that was good. It was good. [00:45:31] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. No, a lot of people came up and asked the same question. The answer remains the same of like what I just said. So it is what it is. [00:45:39] Speaker B: Speaking of that tournament, I got pretty much bundled at this thing. [00:45:43] Speaker A: I had to get out of there. [00:45:45] Speaker B: You smart that you left. I ended up. Okay. So I'm in a little bit of a haze, I would call it. By the end of the day, I'm in a little bit of haze. I was supposed to go to 621, but I'm in a little bit of a haze. I get. At some point, I recognize that my tie is flat. [00:46:01] Speaker A: Oh. [00:46:02] Speaker B: So I get out of the car. Now I pull off of. Out of Mount Hood. Because it was at Mount Hood. And I take a right. You know that little global gas station? Right. [00:46:09] Speaker A: Right on the right. Yep. [00:46:10] Speaker B: I pull into that, and I try to get here in my tie. It says free year, but the thing's not working. The thing's all pulling off. I look, I have a flat tire tire. I don't know how I. If I hit it or if it just happened because it was. We were parked in the mud or what happened. I drive home on this tire. I get to. And now my tie is making all this noise. [00:46:31] Speaker A: It's like, that's. That's. [00:46:34] Speaker B: I get to Joe's Market. Okay. [00:46:36] Speaker A: Okay. [00:46:37] Speaker B: I'm like, let me put air in here. Because I don't want to go home. Because I have a reputation from the wife that when I go to these golf tournaments, I get a little too fun fight up. So I'm trying not to, like, you know. You know, so usually she has to find me, put out search crew. Sometimes, you know, I'll get a little fight off. She's calling me a million times. I'm on the phone, you know. [00:46:56] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:46:57] Speaker B: So I get. I get lost sometimes, let's put it that way. And I get to the thing, and I'm telling you right now, my tire is shredded in a thousand pieces, like, ears everywhere. I get out of the car to go start to do the thing. Now, there's the light there that you can go forward to. To north gate or take the left to go northbound, like Marco said. [00:47:20] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:47:20] Speaker B: The guy goes, you're gonna need more air in that tire because he's parked right there. He's like, you need more than air in that tire. And I was bundled. I was like. I was pretty drunk. I'm like, dude, I gotta get the out of here. Golf. A bit of car pulls in here, sees this tire, sees me. DUI number two is coming on the way. So I get back in the car, I go home. I just basically didn't tell you. [00:47:42] Speaker A: Wait a minute. What? You drove home? [00:47:44] Speaker B: Home from Joe's Market? Yeah. What was I gonna do? Just get home now? I don't know, my tire is. I had ended up calling AAA like, three days later. Actually, I lied. My family called AAA three days later while I was in the thing. I was just pushing this thing down the road, so I got my spare on it. But I think this. I. I'm. I. I get that this is gonna cost me, like, $2,500, because I'm probably gonna need a new rim and I need a new tire. [00:48:09] Speaker A: Oh, my. [00:48:10] Speaker B: We might have to call in some favors to your boy. [00:48:13] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:48:16] Speaker B: We might have to call it. [00:48:17] Speaker A: We're supposed to start that sponsorship. [00:48:19] Speaker B: Hopefully, he can undent rim. Yeah, so. So that was my day. So. But guess what? It was a great time. They got me for $2,000 worth of booze, probably, and they got me with a tire, so. And, oh, wait, and two foursomes and three signs just to make fun of Justin. So I basically gave all this money to Cystic Fibrosis. So I'd like a little bit of payback my way. You know, I could use a little comma. I got hit with the shit. What did I do to these people? People? That's what I want to know. Broken shin. I'm. Everything's happening wrong to me. Speaking of wrong. [00:48:54] Speaker A: Yes. [00:48:57] Speaker B: I don't know why everyone's giving to Stephan Diggs. You know what I mean? Like a little pink cocaine. It's like, listen, as my man being Judah says, if you don't got the. You don't get no. So the pink cocaine, the tooy was. Seemed to be out and full of effect. What are you gonna do? They're on a boat. They're on a yacht. They're gonna do some, you know. You didn't see him ingesting it. Did you see him ingesting this. This drug? [00:49:21] Speaker A: No, I haven't. I've heard multiple. I've heard multiple. I've been asked to do this multiple times. [00:49:26] Speaker B: You've been asked to do tussy? [00:49:27] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:49:28] Speaker B: Is that how you say it? Tussie a tussy? [00:49:30] Speaker A: Yeah. I don't know. [00:49:31] Speaker B: Okay. [00:49:31] Speaker A: Pink cocaine, my Colombian boy. That says it. I'm like, yo. I'm like, you guys do cocaine? And he's like, no, no, no, we do toosie. I'm like, what? What the is too? And he' all the drugs combined and. But it's not really like cocaine. I'm like, what? It sounds just like cocaine. [00:49:53] Speaker B: I heard it's ketamine and coke. That's what I heard. But I don't know what it is. [00:49:56] Speaker A: It's ketamine. Cut with something with. Cut with something else. Someone else was telling me that was also a experienced drug taker. [00:50:03] Speaker B: I. I would only do that if I was like, with a Colombian ho. I think that's the only time you do that. [00:50:08] Speaker A: So I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm kind of eager to try it because I've tried it all. Well, no, no, I haven't actually. I haven't tried it all. That's false. I've. [00:50:19] Speaker B: You've tried coke? [00:50:20] Speaker A: I've tried. I've done. I did coke for a little bit. Had a brief stint with that. Then I watched a video of myself on it and it was embarrassing, so I stopped doing it. [00:50:30] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:50:31] Speaker A: Also have no idea what it does for anybody. I have no idea how somebody's addicted to that. I have. I swear to God. Hands up. No idea what the fuck does it do to. To you. Okay. [00:50:42] Speaker B: Anywho, do you think you have enough energy anyways? [00:50:45] Speaker A: Yeah, like, I'm good. Is that what it is for people? People need to like, stay? [00:50:48] Speaker B: People need to pick me up. [00:50:49] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:50:49] Speaker B: They get locked in. [00:50:50] Speaker A: Pick me up, bro. You do some. Yay. That is nuts. [00:50:53] Speaker B: Anyhow, can you imagine if that guy Davis Clock did coke? Like how locked in he would be? Like, he's already locked in, right? I mean, imagine him on coke, dude. That's like, locked in. Locked in. [00:51:04] Speaker A: No, I think it's hard. [00:51:05] Speaker B: Extra locked. [00:51:05] Speaker A: I think his heart would stop. But yeah, like two. Like two C, dude. Like, all right, man. Sure, I'll do that. Like when I go to Colombia, I'm. I'm planning on going to Colombia next year. So if I happen to come across it. [00:51:20] Speaker B: Why don't you do it in Puerto Rico? I know it's different, but. [00:51:23] Speaker A: Because I plan on playing on plan. I actually don't plan on anything. We. We don't. We don't know. I potentially have. I have a potential person. Person that could pick up that ticket. We will find out later on today. Hold on, hold on. Development story. Let's back up. [00:51:41] Speaker B: Development story. [00:51:42] Speaker A: I'm going to see about a girl today. Okay, I'm putting that out there. All right. [00:51:47] Speaker B: You're putting that back. [00:51:49] Speaker A: Going out, trying to go. [00:51:50] Speaker B: Can we take this a little slow here? Can we take it a little slow where we're not just like, you know, falling completely head over heels and just. [00:51:57] Speaker A: Being nut dude, for sure. Listen, let's say, like, let's give us. [00:52:00] Speaker B: Like a two year old stint before we tell them we love him. [00:52:03] Speaker A: Yeah. I mean, with. Without a doubt. I al. I tried my best, man. [00:52:08] Speaker B: No, you didn't. [00:52:09] Speaker A: You don't. [00:52:10] Speaker B: Okay, you went right in. You went. [00:52:14] Speaker A: I. Well, listen, man, like, not to even, like, really talk about that, but within three weeks, I'm on a beach. You know what I mean? Like, well, yeah, you did go on that vacation, you know, And I'm not going to, like, keep harping on that, but that's just like, something I've never experienced before. You know what I mean? I'm. I've never experienced somebody shifting plans with their friends so that I could spend time with them. I've never even experienced that, man. [00:52:41] Speaker B: So is that what's going on here? [00:52:42] Speaker A: No, no, I'm not even close. This is. We're not even there. Like, we aren't even there yet. We haven't. [00:52:46] Speaker B: This is just a number situation. [00:52:48] Speaker A: This is a number situation. Nice job, Al. This is exactly what this is. This is to say, hey, can I see you somewhere outside of your workplace? This is what that is supposed to be. [00:52:58] Speaker B: Okay, so you met this girl somewhere at work? [00:53:00] Speaker A: I met her at work. She and she and a friend of mine work at a place in the daytime. Okay. [00:53:08] Speaker B: Okay. [00:53:09] Speaker A: She also does something at night similar to what I do. And so I was like, okay. We went by there a couple times. Super cool, super nice. And two Saturdays ago, I seen her. Skyler was actually with me. That was when all of us were. [00:53:24] Speaker B: Now I know exactly where she works. [00:53:26] Speaker A: Right. [00:53:26] Speaker B: So that's good. [00:53:27] Speaker A: And so. So we just was shooting the shit, and I, I. Everyone was like, we're gonna go. We gotta go. And I'm like, nah, I don't want to go. And they were like, nah, we gotta go. And I'm like, all right, fine, let me ask. So I went over. I was like, hey, when's a good time to talk to you? And she's like, right now. You want to talk to me right now? Like, she's got. She's got some. Some pepper to her, which is. Which is cool. I'm fine with that. I was like, nah, girl, make your money. Do your thing. I was like, I wanna know, like, when's a good time to come and see you? And she. And she's like, oh, all right. Come on. So and so day. It's much more chiller, you know? I. I can. I can talk to you. [00:54:01] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:54:02] Speaker A: I'm like, all right, cool. That. That'd be the same for me. I'd be like, come see me on a Tuesday, not a Friday night. Saturday night when I'm fucking running, busting. Yes, Like, I. I'm not gonna be able to give you enough. Give you enough attention on time to even, you know, make it worth your while. So. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, and then back to the other thing, man. Again, I don't know. I didn't want as much pressure on it as I did. I love the relationship. It was cool being in it. But like, every time I tried to slow down and like I say I use the phrase like, be in the pocket. Like I'm trying to remain calm and like just be present and be in the situation, everything would get accelerated on me and I couldn't control it. And that, that's partly on me. So, you know, hopefully just trying to be better. And we'll see what. We'll see what happens, man. [00:54:46] Speaker B: You're gonna go see about a girl. You just goodwill hunting us right there with that. [00:54:49] Speaker A: You like that? That was, that. That was a goodwill hunting line. [00:54:52] Speaker B: Red Sox suck, by the way. Goodwill hunt hunting. [00:54:54] Speaker A: Yeah. Red Sox can't get out of their own way. What a trap. What a trap. [00:54:59] Speaker B: They got no relief pitching show. [00:55:02] Speaker A: We keep losing games by one run. How many times am I going to tell you that we keep losing by one run. [00:55:06] Speaker B: Just two walk offs too, which is easy. [00:55:08] Speaker A: Two walk offs. Another two walk offs. We had a walk off versus Tampa. Walk off. Vers the Royals, man. [00:55:13] Speaker B: Yeah, it's bad. I think that we. If we just win like half of those one run game that we've. That we've lost. [00:55:21] Speaker A: It's not even. It's not even close. [00:55:23] Speaker B: We're probably like. We probably have first place in the AL East. [00:55:27] Speaker A: Yeah, probably. [00:55:28] Speaker B: But yeah, going back to Stefan Diggs. I want my wide receivers partying on fucking yachts. Same with the cornerbacks. We want that diva shit. We'll see what happens. We'll see if there's any type of suspension coming down on him. If Rabel does anything crazy. I don't know. I don't think it's that big of a deal. Do you see it? That big of a deal. [00:55:45] Speaker A: Okay, so we. We just got a. We just got from Jersey, Jerry. 48 minutes ago. I'm sorry. Is that a picture? Is this a. I knew it. I knew it was a video. [00:55:57] Speaker B: Here. A sad day. It's a bad day. [00:56:03] Speaker A: Oh, it has been confirmed. Mr. Jerry is officially cancelled. I knew that was going to happen. [00:56:14] Speaker B: I'm gutted. Just because he wanted to steal my whole style barstool, you know, employees are gutted. But most importantly, why do I know this number? [00:56:29] Speaker A: And I've seen it in the videos. I'm getting videos now. These kids are gutted. These kids. The only thing they'll ever have is that intro song. [00:56:42] Speaker B: And. [00:56:45] Speaker A: I took a chance. I took a chance. [00:56:47] Speaker B: Why would he think it would work? All right, so I guess. I guess that little M we went on before. Yo, we need a. [00:56:55] Speaker A: We need a clip that. We need a clip that. And then just be like 30 minutes later. [00:57:00] Speaker B: Oh, I guess it's canceled. All right. [00:57:02] Speaker A: It's canceled. [00:57:03] Speaker B: All right. Well, yeah. [00:57:04] Speaker A: Can't wait to see episode two. There's no episode two. There's only. [00:57:08] Speaker B: Are we even going to see. [00:57:10] Speaker A: No, no. [00:57:11] Speaker B: Because I'm telling you, they should release that, though. It's too creepy. Dude, it has to be. [00:57:15] Speaker A: Telling you it was bad. It was so bad. It had to be bad. [00:57:19] Speaker B: No, I know. They probably couldn't sell it. If you can't sell it, like, it's not gonna work. [00:57:22] Speaker A: Right. [00:57:23] Speaker B: It's a place like that. [00:57:24] Speaker A: Because, again, like, Barstool Sports could. It could be presented by Barstool Sports, but, like, you know, all those things supposed to be presented by body armor, you know, presented by exactly something. [00:57:34] Speaker B: That's the only way for them to make money and pay their paycheck. [00:57:36] Speaker A: And if no one's gonna pick it up, then it. It's going to get put down. [00:57:41] Speaker B: Yeah, I would agree. Okay. I wanted to go over this list here. Well, hold. Let me answer this call. Hello? Hello? I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure I'm missing an appointment here with, like, a sleep dog doctor. Yep, I think I did for my sleep apnea. I think I just missed the appointment. So now I just pretend like I couldn't hear them. [00:58:14] Speaker A: Dude, you want to hear something crazy? I got to actually. I'll show you something. I'll show you something. I'm just. I'll show you something after the show. I don't want to put it out on the show. [00:58:23] Speaker B: Why? We're not allowed to. [00:58:25] Speaker A: No, dude, it's like, I got. I got high. [00:58:27] Speaker B: I had to cut. I had to cut a story out. I told on this podcast last week. You probably didn't even realize. Realize. No, I had. I had to cut out a whole story that I definitely shouldn't have said, and I knew it immediately after I said it. So there's a. You'll see. If you go back, you'll see a break around, like, with 45 minutes left, we just cut and then we come back, too. So there's a story that I had to cut out. And happens, you know, that's it. [00:58:52] Speaker A: Hey, bro, I didn't even know that. That's awesome, though. Hey, tack Al1 on the board for having to cut something out. [00:58:59] Speaker B: I had to cut it out. No, nice. The juice wasn't worth the squeeze on that one. I'll tell. [00:59:03] Speaker A: No, it never. It never. It never is. And no, I got hired. I got. I told that. I tell you I got the new job at Good Time Golf. [00:59:13] Speaker B: Yes, you did tell me that. [00:59:14] Speaker A: Yeah. So I finally found a second gig. [00:59:17] Speaker B: It's a daytime gig. [00:59:19] Speaker A: It's a daytime gig. Whatever. It's. It's been a couple of weeks since I met with them. I know they had to do inspections, and so I just checked in. I was like, hey, when are we going to start training? The guy text me back, back, just saying like, hey, thanks for reaching out. Sorry I haven't talked to you, but we found somebody else to fill the role. Thanks, feet. And like, I was with these guys for an hour. They said, like, we want you to do the social media. Like, super happy to have you. Like, hi, this guy on the spot. And so they sent me that message. So then I was pissed. I was pissed. [00:59:54] Speaker B: Yeah. I'm like, did they send that message to the wrong person? [00:59:57] Speaker A: No. [00:59:57] Speaker B: Okay. [00:59:58] Speaker A: No, bro, it was a joke. Joke. I obviously replied to it. And then. And then the next message on the other side is, oh, man, my bad. I'm just fucking with you. [01:00:08] Speaker B: Like, well, I can now. I kind of like these guys. I'm like, yo, now we're fucking around. You should have been like, well, I fucked your wife. That's what you should have said. Just kidding. [01:00:17] Speaker A: Yeah, no, I don't. I don't. [01:00:18] Speaker B: I felt mad bad. [01:00:19] Speaker A: I felt terrible, but I'm like, damn, I'm not going to lie. Like, I. I have impulsively moved on emotion and have responded to things, and we all have. And you instantly regret it. This wasn't one of those things, though. This was one of those things where I felt like I had to kind of speak up for myself. All I said was, that was wicked. That's super unfortunate. And just I might have put in there that this level of disrespect is quite laughable. Is that what you said to him? I might have said that. [01:00:49] Speaker B: So how did you end off? [01:00:51] Speaker A: I said, unbelievable. Didn't expect this amount of disrespect, respect. But that was the last message we left off that I was going to get, you know. [01:00:59] Speaker B: Wait, hold on. I'm sorry. You saying that he was. So how did you reply to that? First thing like, oh, sorry, we filled the role. Then you what? What did you say? [01:01:06] Speaker A: I said, truly unfortunate to hear that after all. Truly. I basically said, truly, unfortunately, to hear that after all I was told, you know, when we met. And I think that it's. I think that it's a little bush league league to leave me out the loop without at least letting me know that because obviously time is precious. I could have been using my time. I just could have. I just said that I could have dispersed my time elsewhere. And then the disrespect pot. [01:01:35] Speaker B: And then what did he say back to that? [01:01:37] Speaker A: Dude, I'm just with you. I'm. I'm more looking forward to working with you than with the girls. [01:01:41] Speaker B: Okay, and then what did you say? [01:01:43] Speaker A: And I was like, wow, I'm sorry. I'm like, I'm. I'm like, my bad, man. I totally apologize. You got me. I said, you got me. I was like, you got me for sure. Like, that was okay. [01:01:53] Speaker B: So you mean. So you're in a good spot still. [01:01:55] Speaker A: No, I'm still. I'm still in a good. I'm still in a good spot where I'm still. I'm still hired. That's cool. That's great. I just didn't know, like. [01:02:01] Speaker B: Yeah, you didn't have that relationship. You didn't know. [01:02:03] Speaker A: No one has ever fucked. [01:02:04] Speaker B: I love this guy. I love this guy. [01:02:06] Speaker A: No one has ever fucked with. I said it to him. I said to him twice. I'm like, you got me. I feel fucking like an idiot right now. And he's like, nah, dude. You. Like, I kind of feel bad, but, like, I. I thought that was going to be funny. I thought you would have got that. I'm like, yeah, no, totally. Like, with the way that my life has worked and, like, my luck. Yeah, like that. [01:02:22] Speaker B: I love that. He. He probably read that and, like, got, like, just a shitty grin on his face. Like, that's. That was. That's something I would do. So. I love this kid. I love this guy a lot. So, yeah, I'm now a good time golf guy. So. [01:02:34] Speaker A: Yeah, you have to be. [01:02:35] Speaker B: You have to be now. [01:02:36] Speaker A: You got to be now. It's funny. It's. He's a good guy. I'll tell. I'll tell you his name after. You don't want to get too crazy, but you're going to love it just because of his name. But. All right. You got a list? [01:02:47] Speaker B: Well, I've been having a list. Oh, yes. But this is what I wanted to go through here. I'm going to read this thing to you. [01:02:52] Speaker A: I'm so hungry, bro. [01:02:55] Speaker B: This might be a short episode. We'll see. Okay, so I read this thing. It's called the top five best failings as a man. [01:03:01] Speaker A: Okay. [01:03:01] Speaker B: See what you think of this list and if you want to add anything to the list, it doesn't have to be a top five or if you want to take anything off. [01:03:06] Speaker A: Okay. [01:03:07] Speaker B: Number one, the razor on the back of your neck during a haircut is number one. [01:03:13] Speaker A: Best feeling. [01:03:14] Speaker B: I, I think it's just in general. I don't think they're ranked correctly. [01:03:17] Speaker A: Oh, okay. [01:03:18] Speaker B: Number two, the physical touch of, of a woman. I would agree. Everyone can agree with that, right? [01:03:22] Speaker A: Okay. [01:03:23] Speaker B: Getting your dick touched. Number three, someone yelling he's a shooter. When you're playing pickup hoops. That's a pretty good feeling. [01:03:31] Speaker A: Yeah, that's pretty good. [01:03:34] Speaker B: For your team, winning a title. Great feeling. First drink after a long week or a day. So those are their top five. Now the razor in the back of the neck. I would take that off. [01:03:47] Speaker A: I would take that off. [01:03:49] Speaker B: I would rather like doing a Q tip in my ear. I don't hate that. [01:03:54] Speaker A: Taking a. [01:03:56] Speaker B: I think something. Okay. So I actually had this, this conversation with my son the other day. [01:04:01] Speaker A: Taking a. Or piss. [01:04:03] Speaker B: I said, we, me and him came to the determination that we would rather take a piss. Like if there's. Sometimes when you have to pee and you pee, it's way better failing than when you have to take a. [01:04:13] Speaker A: That's true. I'll. I'll, I'll retract and say pee. Because P is always just like a straigh shot and there's a lot more of them and, and there's a lot more of them sometimes hurt. It's a long, drawn out process. Sometimes it's a battle between you and the toilet. [01:04:26] Speaker B: If I had to pick two, I'd say like a, like a piss. Especially like when you've been sleeping and you've been trying to through the piss. [01:04:32] Speaker A: I just, I just had a. I had a great, I had a great drain. The main vein moment two nights ago where it's like the best hand on the wall just leaning, just, just. [01:04:46] Speaker B: Oh yeah. [01:04:47] Speaker A: And you're like, word perfect, perfect, perfect. [01:04:51] Speaker B: I think flushing a good shot in golf is a great feeling. Now that could be just because of me, like, just that I love golf. But like when you hit that shot and it's a perfect shot and it's going exactly where you want it, exactly how you wanted it to go. [01:05:03] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:05:04] Speaker B: Doesn't happen often. [01:05:05] Speaker A: So these, these are thing. What is. What is the theme of the list again? [01:05:09] Speaker B: Top five feelings as a man. [01:05:11] Speaker A: Top five feelings. [01:05:12] Speaker B: Best feelings as a man. [01:05:13] Speaker A: As a man. Man. [01:05:15] Speaker B: So they, they taking it abstract and like actual feelings like the razor on the back of neck, that's an actual feeling. Someone yelling he's a shooter when you're playing pickup hoops is like just like. [01:05:24] Speaker A: Sometimes, sometimes that can be alarming. [01:05:28] Speaker B: Yours would probably be like if someone called you Deadpool, like, you would just, ah. Ah. [01:05:34] Speaker A: That. [01:05:35] Speaker B: That's like, what's a compliment you can get? That would be like the top thing that you could hear. [01:05:39] Speaker A: I got one over the weekend, which is awesome. I've gone. I haven't gone it since. Since for like a couple of years. But lady was like, does anyone ever tell you look like Brad Masha? And I was like, yeah, yeah, I got that all in high school. I got it as a freshman. Thanks. I don't. [01:05:56] Speaker B: I think he's kind of an ugly guy. Like, he ain't no good looking guy. [01:05:59] Speaker A: I don't. [01:06:00] Speaker B: You think people are thinking, I don't. [01:06:02] Speaker A: Think I look like Brad Marchant, to be honest with you. I just don't. I don't. My nose isn't up like that. [01:06:09] Speaker B: No, it's not. [01:06:10] Speaker A: He has a legitimate, intimately up nose. Yeah. [01:06:13] Speaker B: No, no, I don't see that. [01:06:16] Speaker A: That's nice. But any the. Oh, oh. I mean, I get it all the time now that I think about it. What's nice when people compliment my tattoos or my. My chain and which. This chain right here. Al, I know you on me for it. [01:06:33] Speaker B: I just say it's a demon time chain. [01:06:35] Speaker A: Yeah, you just say it's AD which is awesome. I've gotten more compliments on this. This chain than anything. Than anything I've ever had possible. I've gotten more compliments on it than like, I don't even know how to what the comparison for it is, but it's nuts. It's crazy and it is what it is. But yeah. I'm so happy I bought it. It's like the best $155 that I ever spent at the rental mallets because I have to keep. I'm not a gatekeeper. I'll tell you exactly where I got it. Zoomies in the rental male outlets. It was around Christmas time. Just so you know, in case it's not there. [01:07:10] Speaker B: I think you. You have. No one really wants that chain. I think that people just fake complimenting you on it. That be my opinion. But I could be wrong too. I hate compliments. So, like, I don't like, I don't like them either. Don't give you a compliment. It's not going to be a good feeling. So I don't feel comfortable getting compliments. The shooter thing is definitely. That's a great, great feeling. They never, no one ever yells he's a shooter to me. But it would be nice if, if they did the team winning a title. That' great. [01:07:39] Speaker A: Who the says that to you, Al? [01:07:41] Speaker B: Who says that's what I'm saying? Well, they're like, pick up shooter. Pick up shooter. Pick up shooter on the right. Shooter on the right. They're not really saying that. [01:07:46] Speaker A: Oh, oh. Like that. [01:07:48] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's what they're trying to say. Like, oh, this kid's like, I guess in softball feel like, oh, he's. This kid's a good hit. A backup. You know what I mean? [01:07:55] Speaker A: Yeah. Oh, oh. [01:07:56] Speaker B: You get what? [01:07:57] Speaker A: That is true. I like when I'm up and everybody, like the seed just moves all the way to the right because they know. [01:08:03] Speaker B: You'Re pulling it, right. [01:08:04] Speaker A: I'm like, oh, you think I'm gonna pull it, little girls? I'm a left field gonna pull it. And then I, I, yeah, I just take my front. People are so stupid. I take my front foot and put it in front of my back foot. And so I'm obviously gonna hit the ball to the left side. Yeah, I always do it. I go backside boogie all the time. [01:08:22] Speaker B: Why wouldn't you see me? [01:08:23] Speaker A: See me on the backside? I tell him, see them all. Yeah, I've, I've absolutely decimated teams in softball by abusing the left side of the field and left center gap. It's, it's just, it's. I'm gear 13. Three time champion, one time playoff MVP. I mean, he's year 13. It's mad funny. I'm year 13. The kid Stevo that I play with, he's like, it's my 30th year playing softball. I'm like, that's crazy. [01:08:47] Speaker B: Like, how's that possible? [01:08:48] Speaker A: I'm like, that's. [01:08:50] Speaker B: How old is he? [01:08:51] Speaker A: 40 something. [01:08:52] Speaker B: Oh, so he's probably been playing since like 15 or something. [01:08:55] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's been playing for a minute. [01:08:57] Speaker B: 30 years, dude. He's a reveal kid. [01:08:59] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. You definitely know, you definitely know Steve O. He was actually pretty good, but now he's just all banged up, but great guy. He was my, he's. He's basically. Essentially he's my mentor. [01:09:13] Speaker B: He's your mentor? [01:09:14] Speaker A: He is, yeah. He. He was a lefty and he showed me like, how to like, just kind of do my thing. [01:09:20] Speaker B: You saying he's banged up and you dropping his name and you're dropping his. [01:09:24] Speaker A: Age and where he banged up, like, injury. [01:09:27] Speaker B: Oh, okay. I see. When I. When someone says banged up to me, like, I took that as he's a junkie. [01:09:32] Speaker A: Oh, no, no, no, no, no. He's just like, he got a lot of injuries. [01:09:35] Speaker B: Oh, okay. All right. I took that as got a lot of like. Like he got life problems. He's banged up. [01:09:40] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. One time we're doing a. We're doing a scrimmage. We were just like, trying to practice for our game, like the next week. Dude, he took a ball. The ball got hit like a. A grounder at the mound, and he wants to go like, ly. Like lean over and field it. The ball hit a rock and snapp. Snapped up and it gave him seven stitches. Like, he cut his whole lip. Like, you know what I mean? So that. That. That's the guy. Ankles Achilles cat. He's. He's needed a runner. For 10 years, he's needed a runner. Steve O's. I watched Steve. Oh, I go to double. That was scary. I get scared. I'm like, when he. When he's moving, everyone's like, easy. [01:10:23] Speaker B: What is he like? Like that. He's that old. [01:10:25] Speaker A: He's not like that old. I mean, maybe it's just us being dramatic, but like, we. We need him, dude. He's that picture. He's like. He's. That. He's like Rich Hill. [01:10:33] Speaker B: He's Rich Hill and he's your pitcher. [01:10:36] Speaker A: Nah, he's better than Rich Hill, but you know what I mean? He's older and he's pigeon. [01:10:41] Speaker B: He's. [01:10:41] Speaker A: He's a dog. [01:10:43] Speaker B: You do want to protect the picture. [01:10:44] Speaker A: You got to protect the picture, dude. [01:10:46] Speaker B: Now, is this a pitching or is it. [01:10:47] Speaker A: Yes. [01:10:48] Speaker B: Okay, so it's ock. Is there an unlimited height or is there. [01:10:50] Speaker A: No, this is not in a height. The hot. There's 6 to 12ft. [01:10:54] Speaker B: So. [01:10:54] Speaker A: Okay, imagine the hot. You can dead ass throw the ball a zillion times in the air, and if it somehow mathematically lands, it is a strike behind the plate. That's a strike. [01:11:04] Speaker B: Honestly, like, that's a great league to be in. [01:11:07] Speaker A: Like, what are you gonna do? [01:11:12] Speaker B: The. I would just practice that all day and be a pitcher because that's an extremely hard ball to hit. Like a Straight down ball you. That, that's, that's a. I wouldn't like to be in that league, though. [01:11:24] Speaker A: You wouldn't? [01:11:25] Speaker B: I wouldn't like to be in that league, no. As a hitter, but as a pitcher, I think you can get that. I don't want that. [01:11:30] Speaker A: I don't want to show up every day and do that. [01:11:32] Speaker B: Like, that's, it's just like I want to eat. I want to let the big dog eat, you know, slap it away. Slap at each side. [01:11:37] Speaker A: Yep, I agree. Did you see that somebody checked out my. Well being on Instagram yesterday. [01:11:44] Speaker B: Well, I mean, you wrote stuff that you want to kill yourself. [01:11:47] Speaker A: And I, I, I said. [01:11:48] Speaker B: And you put up that crying video like two weeks ago. So people probably already thinking that. [01:11:52] Speaker A: Right? Like, hold on, guys. I said, I said that I'm gonna kill myself. Brb. I was in a all black sweatsuit, obviously. Like, I had a Gatorade bottle in my hand. I was obviously going for like a rush. Yeah. [01:12:06] Speaker B: You go to work. Work out. [01:12:08] Speaker A: I was gonna go work out in hot weather, dude. Like my. [01:12:10] Speaker B: What's up with you and Nick P. Putting up the pitches that every time you're in the gym, like, you get put up the health and wellness stuff and it's like, okay. [01:12:17] Speaker A: And n. Nick. Nick does that. [01:12:20] Speaker B: Is it a copy thing? Are you copying him or is he copying you? [01:12:23] Speaker A: No, I don't, I don't know. Maybe it's just like a, it's like a check in thing. But like, I don't, I'll do it from time to time. I don't have to do it every time I visit J. I inbox him. [01:12:33] Speaker B: All the time and I'm like, dude, I know you just have these saved in your phone. Like this is just on actually going. Yeah, you ain't actually going. [01:12:40] Speaker A: That's awesome. He put up one today. [01:12:42] Speaker B: Yeah. No, every day. He's. Does he go every single day? [01:12:44] Speaker A: He's back now. He, he wasn't at the gym for like three, three months. [01:12:48] Speaker B: Yeah, well, he's back heavy into it. [01:12:50] Speaker A: Yeah. Getting swole for, for the summertime. He's. He's off the, he's off the sash. He used to be. Dude, he used to. Nick used to be ginormous. [01:13:02] Speaker B: Okay. [01:13:03] Speaker A: Trends. Trend does wonders. [01:13:06] Speaker B: Listen everybody that I know, that does trend clean all that. It does. You get ripped up. [01:13:11] Speaker A: I want to do it, but I don't have the mental capacity. [01:13:13] Speaker B: Yeah. I think it. With your mental. [01:13:15] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:13:15] Speaker B: A lot of people have to get off it because they get too crazy. [01:13:18] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah, Yeah. I almost want to turn it up to 11. Let's see what's going on. [01:13:22] Speaker B: Just seem. [01:13:23] Speaker A: Abundance of getting abundance of money where I'm like chilling and like not doing something for like three months, three to four months. And I have that amount of time just can be like, all right, I am going to partake in taking steroids. I will document it for you and let you know how it is going. [01:13:40] Speaker B: I don't think that that's a great thing to take dealing with like the public, like as you was like a server having to deal with all these retards that come into work. [01:13:49] Speaker A: No, because I could easily like snap. [01:13:51] Speaker B: Yes. [01:13:52] Speaker A: Just. And then it would cost me my job. [01:13:53] Speaker B: Maybe we do that and maybe that's the episode. Once it's like fully in your system six weeks, then we have Justin on just to see like. Because I would like to see like the part of me does like say like, hey, I'm gonna text Justin and have him surprise you here. Like I. The part of me does want to do that. [01:14:08] Speaker A: Like. I know. [01:14:09] Speaker B: But then it's like. [01:14:10] Speaker A: Wants to do that. I'm just telling you the part of you that wants. I know that there's a. There's a action to your. [01:14:16] Speaker B: I know. That's what I'm saying. It's like part of me is just. [01:14:18] Speaker A: Like, wow, if he was never show up here, I would simply. I would simply just leave. I wouldn't. I'm not doing no podcast. I would give it. No, no light. If he was to say something in my direction that would probably cause. Get my attention. No. Then you. You. [01:14:33] Speaker B: Well, he'd probably call you a baby. [01:14:34] Speaker A: Right? [01:14:35] Speaker B: That's probably what he'd say. [01:14:36] Speaker A: And then we could have it. We could have it. We could have a name. We could have a name exchange. I'm not. Come on. I'm not gonna entertain. If you wanted to get me, you should have got me in January when I was fat and. And like couldn't breathe. [01:14:49] Speaker B: Like, my question is, let me put up. You're a bet man. You love Ben. [01:14:54] Speaker A: I am a bet. [01:14:55] Speaker B: What would you set the line for less than ever being on this podcast again. If you had to set. [01:14:59] Speaker A: Oh, send the line being on this podcast ever again. Like minus 30, 000. [01:15:04] Speaker B: So he is going to be on. [01:15:05] Speaker A: Oh, sorry. Plus 30. [01:15:06] Speaker B: Okay, sorry. No chance at all. [01:15:10] Speaker A: No. Your head with me here. No, no, no. For now. No. [01:15:16] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:15:16] Speaker A: No odds. Odds change. Odd lines do change, but when you act like a. Then they don't. So they actually go the Opposite way, you know. [01:15:28] Speaker B: So my head coach at softball, I mean baseball, because I'm an assistant coach, said, we can't use the word retail. Said it's not appropriate. I said, since when? I said, I'm trying to bring that word back. [01:15:41] Speaker A: Damn. [01:15:42] Speaker B: And he's not. He was very. [01:15:44] Speaker A: He's not. [01:15:44] Speaker B: Because we were like these kids, me and the other coach, my other assistant coach were like, these kids are acting today, like legit stopped you and said. [01:15:54] Speaker A: Hey, let's not use that word. [01:15:56] Speaker B: Yeah. He's like, dude, we can't be saying that. I'm like, since when? Why can't we be saying that? [01:16:00] Speaker A: Oh, you're in a coach's huddle, dude. You should be able to say whatever. [01:16:04] Speaker B: Why can't we say that? He goes, we definitely can't say that. I'm like, why not? It's just a word. When a kid throws a ball, he's on first base and you say balls in. And he throws it over the fence of the dugout, into the dugout like a. You call that kidd? [01:16:22] Speaker A: Facts. Cuz I. [01:16:24] Speaker B: You just hit a kid in the. [01:16:26] Speaker A: Chest and I'd get yelled at with the ball. [01:16:28] Speaker B: Yeah, when you're supposed to roll in a ball. [01:16:30] Speaker A: Yeah, I got. I used to get yelled at for that. [01:16:33] Speaker B: And I just took one off the shit shin. A mere three hours. So. [01:16:41] Speaker A: With these, you are 13. [01:16:44] Speaker B: Dude, let's come. Come on. Grow up. [01:16:46] Speaker A: Yeah, dude. Yeah. Al, listen. We have a similar coaching style. Listen, it's hard knocks. I'm in your face. [01:16:54] Speaker B: The best part is I. That guy, the head coach, sometimes he like travels for work, so he's not there a lot. So sometimes like, you know, me and that assistant coach are the head coaches, you know, And I'll tell you right now, we tell the kids you guys are acting like. I legitimately say those to the kids every single time I'm running. How to like, stop acting like it's. It's like. That's what you tell people that are not. You tell them they're acting. [01:17:20] Speaker A: Would you rather me say that you're acting like an idiot or acting like a. I don't know. I don't know. Maybe it's the same thing. Me, personal. Hold on. [01:17:27] Speaker B: It's just a word. [01:17:28] Speaker A: Me personally, I had to just reach. [01:17:29] Speaker B: I might go, you know, mean what I. I might do. I might go to practice tonight in blackface and call them all retards. Maybe I'll drop a couple embalms. [01:17:38] Speaker A: It's a little crazy. That's a little crazy. But it's all good. [01:17:41] Speaker B: Yeah. I mean. [01:17:44] Speaker A: Bring back retard with bar in the middle of the post. Friends and family of employees are welcome. The boat will be free. You just buy drinks as wanted. I encourage everyone to please join us. You want to. Is this a cruise? [01:18:01] Speaker B: When is it? [01:18:01] Speaker A: The boat will cruise Boston Hob at 6 to 7:30. Where's this Monday? [01:18:08] Speaker B: This Monday? [01:18:08] Speaker A: This Monday. Coming. [01:18:09] Speaker B: Oh, I definitely got. I got baseball. That does suck. [01:18:12] Speaker A: Could have came out on the wicked craft boat. [01:18:13] Speaker B: The wicked craft boat. Yeah. That would have been fun. It's a good time. Yeah, it's a good time. Good people. How many people fit on the boat? [01:18:20] Speaker A: I have no idea. I have no idea. [01:18:23] Speaker B: Are you going to be inviting that girl? [01:18:26] Speaker A: Let's actually outlet. [01:18:28] Speaker B: That's a good I because here's what I think. [01:18:30] Speaker A: That'd be too crazy though. [01:18:31] Speaker B: I don't. I don't think so. I'll tell you why I don't think that's crazy. [01:18:34] Speaker A: You just said Nico. [01:18:35] Speaker B: I'll tell you why. [01:18:36] Speaker A: Go slow. [01:18:36] Speaker B: Here's what I'm saying. Listen. I'll tell you why. That's almost like a service night. Service night. People love to go off a service night. Like if you were to bring a girl like a people that two people in the service industry go to a place like on Tuesdays that do half drinks. Like a lot of places like clubs have service night for the service people. That's very similar to that. You're not going to be invite in introducing people like that. She's your girlfriend. I mean that to me is just like a potty. [01:19:01] Speaker A: Yeah, I. That's. That's essentially. [01:19:02] Speaker B: I would think it'd be worse if you were just bringing a girl in and having dinner with her than to go to that party. [01:19:07] Speaker A: Okay. [01:19:08] Speaker B: That would be the way that I would say those two difference. But maybe I'm wrong. [01:19:11] Speaker A: Maybe you're wrong. Maybe you're wrong. [01:19:14] Speaker B: I feel like. Yeah, no, I feel like that's a laid back situation. [01:19:17] Speaker A: If you think it's a laid back situation. I mean I'm gonna get lick I. [01:19:20] Speaker B: That's you're getting up no matter what. [01:19:23] Speaker A: Dude. I'm gonna get lick it up. I thought you're gonna obviously have to be the vibe of the whole boat. That is. I already know what my job is. [01:19:29] Speaker B: No. First of all, no one has once asked you to be the vibe of the party. [01:19:33] Speaker A: You. [01:19:33] Speaker B: You take that upon yourself sometimes. [01:19:35] Speaker A: But it doesn't matter if the key fits in the fucking door. Does not. Does it not? [01:19:40] Speaker B: I guess. But here's the thing you always keep saying, you keep saying this, right, that you don't like to drink. Meanwhile you fucking get hammered it all the time. This is the thing, people on the. [01:19:50] Speaker A: Pod cuz I don't drink a lot. [01:19:52] Speaker B: I actually have this problem too that I don't drink unless I'm going to get up. Like I, there's nothing worse, I know there's nothing worse to me than just. [01:20:01] Speaker A: Having one casually drink tonight. It's not like I'm going to get up, I'm going to be at the bar, I'm be like, hey, can I have a pomegranate lemon drop? Thanks. [01:20:10] Speaker B: Speaking about words we're not allowed to say anymore, that drink reminds me of one like a pomegranate lemon drop. You're actually drinking that? You're ordering that? [01:20:18] Speaker A: Why, what's wrong with that? [01:20:21] Speaker B: It's gay. A pomegranate lemon drop. When have you ever said the word pomegranate? Like when's a straight person ever said the word pomegranate? [01:20:32] Speaker A: Someone made it for me one time there. It was good. [01:20:35] Speaker B: I'm sure it tastes great. [01:20:36] Speaker A: I'm sure it tastes just Got it again, dude. [01:20:39] Speaker B: Oh man. Boy, we have fun now that the, the dead weight's off this podcast, huh, Nico? [01:20:48] Speaker A: Hey, you said it, not me. [01:20:50] Speaker B: You were thinking it. [01:20:51] Speaker A: I, I, I, it's like I checked the box. [01:20:54] Speaker B: What's that from? The white chicks. [01:20:57] Speaker A: I've never seen white chicks. [01:20:58] Speaker B: Oh, you never seen white chicks? [01:20:59] Speaker A: No. [01:21:00] Speaker B: They look at each other. [01:21:00] Speaker A: She's like, she'll take a salad. [01:21:02] Speaker B: Say it. You didn't say it. I didn't say it. But you were thinking it. That's what we just did. We just did one of those. [01:21:07] Speaker A: I don't like people think that movie. [01:21:09] Speaker B: Is so I actually had a good, I actually had a good time with your cousin the other day. So I'll just put that on on the record. He was, he was fine. He didn't eat anything, which I thought was weird. I think he did it all for show because then the next day he went to Modern Butcher and just ate his face off, ate Italian subs, muffuletta sandwiches and now all of a sudden he likes Modern Butcher. Even though before he said it was a clown show place and that people that it's a, it's guilty and it. [01:21:31] Speaker A: Sucks and it's twice now. [01:21:32] Speaker B: Now he's been there twice because he just doesn't want to give people props and just instead of doing it straight down the line either do it straight down the line or you don't. So. But guess what? We're not in that business anymore. No, we're not in that business. We can't. What's going on over there? Hello? I don't know. Someone just died. [01:21:56] Speaker A: All right. Someone. [01:21:57] Speaker B: My wife drop. [01:21:58] Speaker A: I was just going to be like, someone just dropped dead. [01:22:00] Speaker B: Someone just dropped dead. [01:22:01] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:22:02] Speaker B: All right, guys. Well, this was a good episode. I. Unless you got something else you wanted to add. Add into this? [01:22:07] Speaker A: No, I. I mean, no, I didn't. I didn't really have much else. I was just gonna. [01:22:11] Speaker B: How far. How far are we in? Look at that thing. Let's see how far. [01:22:16] Speaker A: Hold on. Standby one. Okay. Didn't have that guy. That was plus 1200. Home run. 122. [01:22:23] Speaker B: Oh, this is a tight one. You know what, though? Don't force it. When. When it feels right, it feels right. [01:22:29] Speaker A: Yeah, when it feels right, it feels right. But I had something else that I wanted to bring up, and now I just honestly forgot. [01:22:35] Speaker B: Let's go. Right. Run two the brain. [01:22:36] Speaker A: No, I just. I just forgot. I just. [01:22:39] Speaker B: Was it sports related? Was it Chris Helmsworth? No. [01:22:46] Speaker A: No Anymore. I did say that, but. No. That we can. No. Who cares? I mean, we're past it. He has dementia, and I'm pretty sure he dies in doomsday anyways, so that's. [01:22:55] Speaker B: So you think he's dead stuff. [01:22:56] Speaker A: That's a staple that I grew up on, so. That a lot of people grew up on. I mean, hey, yeah, my dog's not named Thor. Right, Exactly. [01:23:03] Speaker B: Because he had blonde hair. My kids called him, though. [01:23:05] Speaker A: Exactly. Who do you. Who do you think's gonna replace that? [01:23:09] Speaker B: But I don't think they'll ever have a door. Why even have them? Isn't there multiple Thors, though? [01:23:13] Speaker A: Yeah, it's like kid Thor Somewhere. [01:23:15] Speaker B: There is, right? [01:23:16] Speaker A: Yeah, he has, like, a kid. [01:23:17] Speaker B: You can't keep. Keep track of this. It's like there's too much stuff. [01:23:19] Speaker A: He has a son. Dude. The comics are, like, far beyond everything else. It's nuts. [01:23:24] Speaker B: Do you watch Harry Potter? [01:23:26] Speaker A: Oh, oh, oh. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Guess what I just started watching, which I think is a great show. It's such a good show, and I can't believe 10 seasons of it. [01:23:35] Speaker B: 10 seasons. [01:23:36] Speaker A: Yes. Yes, it's good. It's really good. [01:23:40] Speaker B: Wait, hold on. Is it a comedy or an action? [01:23:42] Speaker A: Not a comedy. [01:23:43] Speaker B: Should I guess it? [01:23:44] Speaker A: Yeah, of course. You've watched it. [01:23:46] Speaker B: I've definitely watched it. With 10 seasons? [01:23:47] Speaker A: I think so. Maybe not, but I would hope that you watch it. The show is fucking awesome. [01:23:54] Speaker B: 10 seasons is a lot. I can't even think of a show with 10 seasons. [01:23:58] Speaker A: I didn't even know the show had 10 seasons. I thought it had, like, seven. Maybe. [01:24:02] Speaker B: It's still a lot. That means black list. Oh, Blacklist is good. I watched the first four seasons. I think. [01:24:07] Speaker A: Okay, I got. [01:24:08] Speaker B: I got to get back into it. [01:24:09] Speaker A: It is. [01:24:10] Speaker B: Yeah, it is good. [01:24:11] Speaker A: What a good show. [01:24:12] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:24:12] Speaker A: What a good show, guys. Nice. Here. Remington. [01:24:17] Speaker B: Remington. [01:24:18] Speaker A: Yeah, whatever the. His name is Roddy Red. Rodney Remington. [01:24:22] Speaker B: I feel like that probably got sicked in after a while. Like, I. I know. I watched. I want to say I watched you. [01:24:28] Speaker A: Saying you got sick. Sick of it. [01:24:29] Speaker B: I think that it gets, like, repetitive at some point. [01:24:32] Speaker A: Yeah, I'm. I'm. Isn't. Isn't repulsive. [01:24:37] Speaker B: If I was running a show like that. This is what people don't get. A lot of these shows, they run a little bit too long, too many seasons. If you're a show creator and you're running it, why would you give up the paycheck? You just keep doing it and doing it and doing it and doing it. I would never stop. I would make too many seasons because I'm getting paid. You already got all your viewers. That's the reason why these shows decline, because they run out of ideas and there's nothing they can do. I would do the same thing. Milk that for all it's worth. [01:25:07] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:25:07] Speaker B: Because you might never have another show that's good again. [01:25:10] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:25:10] Speaker B: Look at David Chase, the Sopranos. He never had another good show again. His movie sucks. He has no more good ideas. Okay. Unfortunately, that's what it is. You milk that. You milk it until you die. [01:25:22] Speaker A: Is that the guy who made the Sopranos? Yes, he just made the Sopranos. And that's it. He never. [01:25:26] Speaker B: I'm pretty sure, yeah. I mean, I don't know anything else he. He's done. [01:25:29] Speaker A: You think he made enough money off the sopranos? [01:25:31] Speaker B: Oh, yes. 100. But he's still trying to milk it now more stuff. Now they're doing a prequel. Sopranos 6. Well, 7, really, because 1. I think 6 was split into 2 12. So 2 tens or something. It might be. [01:25:44] Speaker A: Yeah, I heard that the most ass finishes. I still haven't finished it, so just hold on a second. [01:25:49] Speaker B: When was the last time you watched it? What episode are you on? [01:25:53] Speaker A: I'm in the middle of season two somewhere. I stopped again in the same place. I tried rewatching, watching it. Didn't work out, so didn't work out. [01:26:01] Speaker B: I don't know how there is people. [01:26:03] Speaker A: Hey, I. I want to play this. I want to play this one thing for you. And now you can. [01:26:08] Speaker B: Yep. Okay. [01:26:09] Speaker A: Not that. [01:26:10] Speaker B: Do you want to plug it in? [01:26:11] Speaker A: Def. Not that. [01:26:12] Speaker B: Is it. Does audio matter? Sure, if audio matters. And plug this. [01:26:17] Speaker A: Audio could. Audio could matter. All right, let's see what you think about this. All right, Just, just, just to hear it out. Just hear it out. This might tick some people off, but you can't expect clarity from someone who avoids accountability. Clarity requires honesty, and honesty requires responsibility. If they can't take responsibility for how they show up, they aren't going to be clear about what they want or how they feel. They'll dodge, deflect, keep you questioning because in part your confusion. Confusion protects them from having to be direct, which then leaves you to overthink, overanalyze, constantly search for signs when the truth is already showing itself. They simply lack accountability. And with that, sometimes the most self respecting thing to do is to stop asking for clarity from someone who benefits from your confusion. [01:27:12] Speaker B: All right, so one word from that. I just think of Justin. [01:27:17] Speaker A: What do you, what do you, what do you think about that? Do you think that's. That that's an accurate statement? [01:27:22] Speaker B: I think she makes some good points. So are you just like fully deep into this tick tock, like therapy tick tock? [01:27:29] Speaker A: No, it's just part of what pops up every now. [01:27:31] Speaker B: Just popping up? [01:27:32] Speaker A: Yeah, it just pops up every now and then. That just. It is what it is. I. It helped. It helps me. I think that's true. I think for my case for sure it's true. So when I can resonate with something that doesn't sound too outlandish, that does sound accurate. I mean, I'm obviously going to listen to it more than once. I'm like holding so much true to it, but it does kind of make a lot of sense. [01:27:54] Speaker B: I. Essentially what she's trying to say is like people that like, try to talk circles around you and confuse you just to like take away from their own shit. [01:28:03] Speaker A: Right. And you know. Exactly. For you to get the answers that you want, it takes somebody else to say, hey, I fucked this up, you know what I mean? For you to, for you to figure out like, hey, like, why, why wasn't the water shut off? Like instead of me being like, oh, Thor got out. Oh, Chrissy called me. Oh, it's like, oh, I didn't shut off the water. You know what I mean? [01:28:24] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:28:25] Speaker A: So with leaving me in confusion of like, why? Like, a bunch of stuff. So, like, again, like, my whole thing was, like, the closure aspect. Like, why. By asking a bunch of questions, if I got some, I would have gotten more clarity out of that. If somebody took accountability. You know what I mean? Like. Or if there was a little bit more direction to it. I just feel like that's. That's a true statement. And I feel like people do. People that do just want to run away and just, like, kind of avoid something. It. They're okay with leaving that person, like, on the confusing side. [01:28:56] Speaker B: I think they like that. [01:28:57] Speaker A: I think they. They don't. [01:28:58] Speaker B: They thrive on that. I think then people's nipples get hot through glass. [01:29:04] Speaker A: That's it. Yeah, that's it. But. All right, That's. That's. That's all I had. Okay. [01:29:11] Speaker B: That's the podcast. We'll see you next week. We got a few guests lined up in the next few weeks. Bag maybe. Justin. We got us probably not. Negative 30. Positive 30,000 that he's coming on. So that's. That's bad. It's real long odds. We got to get Joe from Gloucester on because there's a huge weekend coming up. The Italian festival fiesta down at the greasy pole in Gloucester that he knows everything about. We got to get him on in the next few weeks. That's one. [01:29:36] Speaker A: That's. Yeah. [01:29:36] Speaker B: TG's asking to come on. So he's. He's going to be coming back on. [01:29:40] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:29:40] Speaker B: Mark Lewis will be back on in the next few weeks as well. [01:29:43] Speaker A: What did you eat today? [01:29:44] Speaker B: No, for sure. We got to get him. [01:29:46] Speaker A: We should. [01:29:46] Speaker B: We should try to do, like, a home and home with him. I know we keep saying this. [01:29:50] Speaker A: I've already said this to you and I said it to him. And let's just make it happen. This is just one of those things that is just like, it's inevitable. It's just being prolonged. And we just got to, like. We just got to all get in a text chain and just figure out that works. Yes. Yes. Life nano. [01:30:06] Speaker B: Sounds inevitable. [01:30:07] Speaker A: Yeah. That's a great compliment. If anybody. Like that's one thing. They get me fired up. If anyone ever makes any type of mouth. Novel reference. Chrissy, did you happen to fall not too long ago? [01:30:16] Speaker B: No. What was that noise? [01:30:20] Speaker A: How could it have been us if we're up? [01:30:22] Speaker B: Nope. Someone must have dropped some. Probably check the cats. The cat probably fell out the window. Both of them. Where's the other one? It sounded like it was above my. [01:30:31] Speaker A: Head because I was downstairs. [01:30:33] Speaker B: Well, something up here must have fell Go check the rooms. Who knows. Yeah, a fit. Something fell. Okay. [01:30:44] Speaker A: All right. [01:30:45] Speaker B: Everything good. [01:30:46] Speaker A: That's definitely. [01:30:46] Speaker B: That's what it was. [01:30:47] Speaker A: That's what it was. [01:30:49] Speaker B: I don't know. It sounds like it's going to cost me money. That's all. It sounds like money just got lost. [01:30:54] Speaker A: Either that or that we have no depth perception. Cuz me and Al both V. We. [01:30:59] Speaker B: Do have headphones in, though. [01:30:59] Speaker A: It was downstairs. [01:31:00] Speaker B: We do have headphones in. So maybe that could. That could have, you know. [01:31:03] Speaker A: Yeah, I guess you're right. But no, we both immediately looked that direction downstairs. [01:31:09] Speaker B: All right, boys, we'll see you next week, you fartsucker, you. Justin, we need to make a new intro. Oh, that's right. We do got to make a new intro. You have any ideas for the intro, Chris? [01:31:23] Speaker A: No, I don't. I have an idea. [01:31:26] Speaker B: What is it? [01:31:26] Speaker A: I have an idea. We're gonna make us look like. Like either cartoons or we have. [01:31:33] Speaker B: I could have went, I knew you're. [01:31:34] Speaker A: Gonna do this comic book or like animated. [01:31:36] Speaker B: I knew he was gonna do like. [01:31:37] Speaker A: A comic book spread type thing. Like we're jumping through pages and like that. I don't know. That's the first thing I got. Second thing I got was like a Mario Luigi type, you know, and like we come up. [01:31:51] Speaker B: Oh, we come up. [01:31:52] Speaker A: Come up through. [01:31:53] Speaker B: Okay, well, it's gonna be a big ass pipe. Big ass pipe for me to come through. [01:31:57] Speaker A: Yeah, that's got to be a. [01:31:58] Speaker B: So are we thinking of a different song or are we gonna. We're just gonna. Me and you sing it. You know, our brain is bad and that's all good. [01:32:06] Speaker A: No, I think put that song in the fire. [01:32:09] Speaker B: Okay. [01:32:10] Speaker A: Make another song. [01:32:11] Speaker B: AI song. [01:32:12] Speaker A: Yeah, why not? We could probably make an AI song. [01:32:14] Speaker B: Like the Mr. Jerry AI song. Or do we just scrap it? [01:32:17] Speaker A: Mr. Jerry sounded like an AI generated song. [01:32:19] Speaker B: It was. [01:32:20] Speaker A: Oh, then okay. Yeah, yeah. [01:32:21] Speaker B: It was an AI generation. [01:32:23] Speaker A: Yeah. Facts we just got to put. We gotta. We gotta figure out how to make that intro. That would be great. I gotta figure out how I got. Could do that. But how long has it got to be? Like a minute, 45 seconds. Perfect, perfect. [01:32:39] Speaker B: Well, we'll keep this all under advisement, but just like everything, you know, for the past three years, we're going to get nothing done. I mean, that does suck. I am 75% done with three clips. So once we get those three clips out, which is the one that we're really backlogged on with. I mean, Justino. [01:32:57] Speaker A: So it's basically. Basically. So once that's out. [01:33:00] Speaker B: We are running. [01:33:01] Speaker A: Just so you guys know. Okay. How this is gonna. How this two t. How this two tandem thing works. How I'm kind of presumed it works. Al, we are under impression that we're trying to get somebody to do the clips because Al's a very busy person. So am I. [01:33:15] Speaker B: Yes. [01:33:16] Speaker A: Okay. [01:33:17] Speaker B: There's certain ones I'm not gonna show if I'm gonna trust them on. [01:33:19] Speaker A: There is. Okay. But there's other things I will be producing. I will not producing. I will be like providing. Providing daily videos. That is supposed to be me. I am supposed to be daily in your face or out. Also with the green screens, which he's been doing for since Nam. That is supposed to be us. The clips are taking a little bit longer, but we know that honestly those are probably more important than us making videos about things. [01:33:46] Speaker B: But maybe, but yeah, in terms of the podcast. [01:33:49] Speaker A: In terms of the podcast giving us relevancy. [01:33:51] Speaker B: Correct. [01:33:52] Speaker A: So just. So we probably should have said that in the beginning of the episode because probably no one made it to this far. But we're. We're gonna, we're gonna. We're figuring it out. [01:34:02] Speaker B: Do you know who doesn't need the clips? The people that actually watch the fucking podcast. [01:34:06] Speaker A: That's true. [01:34:07] Speaker B: That's true. [01:34:08] Speaker A: I probably should make a video saying that we actually have a podcast. And if you follow me and don't follow my podcast, then I'm gonna fucking block you. [01:34:15] Speaker B: I say, you know what I think we should do? I think we should just say, guys, we are not sharing any clips of this podcast. What do you think about that? We'll save money. [01:34:21] Speaker A: That's the non shareable. This is such an exclusive podcast. You have to come right to our YouTube. [01:34:27] Speaker B: Listen, if you want to watch this, you have to watch the full episode. Last week's was three hours. This week will be like an hour and a half. You have to watch the whole thing for any good take. [01:34:35] Speaker A: Marco asked me. He's like, how'd the episode come out? I'm like, I have no idea. [01:34:37] Speaker B: He actually asked me too. You know what? I'm telling you right now, he's itching to be in the bad brain business. I feel like, listen, we're a fun group to be around. What do you want us to say? [01:34:46] Speaker A: Not a bad customer. Great social networker. If we would get our brother back, my brother back on this podcast, we'll be doing a. We'll be doing podcasts at the top of the Prudential as we spinning around. [01:34:58] Speaker B: You think so? [01:34:59] Speaker A: No, but that's how. That's a wishful. [01:35:01] Speaker B: By the way, tg, did they, did they leave Braintree? Are they, are they officially at. What's it called? They changed the name from its content to Mass Produced Media. [01:35:09] Speaker A: I've seen that, dude. I seen that. [01:35:11] Speaker B: Which I do like the name a little bit better. I think it flows a little bit better. Not that its content was bad, but I think that it kind of flows with the. [01:35:17] Speaker A: I think its content is just like, gets. Gets maybe, Maybe lost in the sauce. [01:35:22] Speaker B: Yeah. Well, I think two. They had five different spellings of it. One had an E, one didn't have any. So I think mass produced media does make more sense, but it seems like they're doing it at the Big Night Live studio. [01:35:34] Speaker A: Ah, yeah. [01:35:34] Speaker B: By the garden. [01:35:35] Speaker A: Yeah, the wood. With the, with the wood. [01:35:38] Speaker B: So. And their, their production looks top notch, so good for them. [01:35:42] Speaker A: Yeah, good for them. [01:35:43] Speaker B: So go follow that. Go follow the. It's content, boys. Mass Produced Media. Go follow that. If you don't follow that already, go follow everybody else. We tell you to follow Blue Champi. Definitely go follow him. Luca Rogerio, Follow him. What do we eat today, sir? Follow him. We'll just name everybody. Everybody on the list. I was thinking about putting out a list of like, the best podcasts around and then like listing us at like 3,000. You know, listen us at like 3,000. We'll put pulling the Cork 2999 Cinema Showcase. That's gonna be in the top five. [01:36:15] Speaker A: My guy, Fitzy. Dude, I'm gonna get on. I'll, I'll get on this sooner. [01:36:18] Speaker B: You gotta get on. Get on that. [01:36:19] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:36:20] Speaker B: So you like Fitzy? Would you say Fitzy's your favorite out of all of them? [01:36:22] Speaker A: No, I, I, I don't have a, I don't have a favorite. [01:36:25] Speaker B: I think Fitzy is one of those guys that everyone loves. [01:36:28] Speaker A: I'm not going to lie. Like, I, I, again, I had no idea. I did. I knew who exactly who he was, but I had no idea. Like a quick retard mind. I had no idea who. [01:36:38] Speaker B: Well, he's like 6, 4. It's hard to miss him. [01:36:40] Speaker A: Like, his name, I was like, is it Fritz or is it Fitz? Or is it. Or is it Knits? I'm like, nah, yeah, it's n. This. [01:36:49] Speaker B: Is my boy knits. [01:36:50] Speaker A: I'm like, yo, knits. I think this got to be Fitz. Like, Fitzy. What's going on, big dog? [01:36:56] Speaker B: I think if you're Irish, Fitzy's a great name. Fitzy Sully Those are like great names. Those are great names. [01:37:02] Speaker A: Mix something. Yeah, they have a lot of. McNulty. Yeah, McTit. [01:37:07] Speaker B: He's got you. I bet you if I gave you a hundred guesses, you couldn't guess his last name. [01:37:16] Speaker A: It's not Fitzgerald. [01:37:17] Speaker B: It's not Fitzgerald. [01:37:18] Speaker A: Gerald Fitzpatrick. [01:37:20] Speaker B: It's not Fitzpatrick. [01:37:22] Speaker A: Fitzsimmons. [01:37:23] Speaker B: It's not Fitzsimmons. [01:37:26] Speaker A: Fitz. [01:37:27] Speaker B: Nope. [01:37:28] Speaker A: All right. Okay. All right. Anyways, this is a great episode. All right, Fantastic. We will pick this up next week. All right. [01:37:38] Speaker B: It's essentially the opposite of pudo poppy. You know, prosciutto poppy. Like his real name. People, I get confused that he Italian and he's really Irish. He's like half and half. [01:37:48] Speaker A: So what? Fitz. [01:37:48] Speaker B: He's really Italian, and to me it sounds French. Fitz Maurice. How long would that have took you to wait? [01:37:56] Speaker A: His name is Fitz? His first name's Fitz? [01:37:58] Speaker B: Fitz Maurice. [01:37:59] Speaker A: That's his full name? [01:38:01] Speaker B: No, that's his last name. [01:38:02] Speaker A: Last name. Is it hyphenated? [01:38:04] Speaker B: I don't think so. [01:38:04] Speaker A: I gotta ask him. I gotta get on there. [01:38:06] Speaker B: You gotta get on there. Get on the podcast. Go follow them. [01:38:09] Speaker A: Great techniques. Coming? [01:38:11] Speaker B: Yep. We'll talk to you guys later. Keep it clean. [01:38:36] Speaker A: Sam.