Ep. 117 | I Bought One

[00:00:46] Speaker A: All right, welcome to the Bad Brain podcast. This is the first time I'm doing the intro. Justin's lost in the sauce right now. Can't figure out up and down, left and right. He don't even know if he's a man or a woman. He don't know if he's got a dick or a vagina. He's got no clue what's going on right now. We got Joey C. From Good Morning Gloucester here. [00:01:07] Speaker B: I'm very disappointed. We're a minute and we haven't said cut yet. [00:01:10] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, yeah. Thank you. Thanks for breaking that one. I do love how we came on your podcast the other day. You said there was two words you can't say, and you said one of them. [00:01:18] Speaker B: I said like, yeah, within, like, I couldn't help myself. [00:01:22] Speaker A: No blowback from that? [00:01:24] Speaker B: No, no. Okay, good. [00:01:25] Speaker A: That's good. [00:01:25] Speaker B: No one listens to my shit. [00:01:27] Speaker C: All right, I got it. [00:01:28] Speaker A: Same here. So we're free to say whatever we want. [00:01:32] Speaker B: I shouldn't have said that. Terrible. Oh, you got. Wait, by the way, you got the. Did you get the review on this one yet? [00:01:41] Speaker A: I didn't do the review on this one. Not yet. It says solid coffee, though, so the other one's killing it. [00:01:46] Speaker B: I have a question. So you generally, you say you get a seven shot espresso at Starbucks. [00:01:52] Speaker A: Eight shots. [00:01:53] Speaker B: Eight shots. [00:01:53] Speaker A: Eight shots on ice. [00:01:54] Speaker B: Do they charge you for each shot? [00:01:56] Speaker A: Yeah, it's 947. Oh. [00:01:58] Speaker B: So it's not that much. [00:01:59] Speaker A: It's not crazy. [00:02:00] Speaker B: It's not crazy because in my head it was like $2.50 a shot and it was gonna. [00:02:04] Speaker A: I think it's like $2.50 for a double, so figure like a $25 each. [00:02:08] Speaker B: Gotcha. [00:02:09] Speaker A: Kind of weirdly get it. [00:02:09] Speaker B: It's not bad. [00:02:10] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:02:11] Speaker B: I mean, you blow out your colon in like 10 minutes. [00:02:14] Speaker A: No, no, I wish it did that. I need that help. [00:02:17] Speaker B: One drop of cream in that. [00:02:19] Speaker A: Yeah, you're right. [00:02:20] Speaker B: That's what will happen. The cream. [00:02:21] Speaker C: Fucking yeah. Cream runs directly through me like a Kenyan. Like, it sprints right through me. It. [00:02:29] Speaker B: Yeah, that's what happens, man. [00:02:32] Speaker C: So obviously have. We have Joe on. Joe is a great guy. We're going to get much more into Joe and everything that he does. At first. We do have one more secret guest on, uh, his name is, uh, Mark Lewis. Marcus Lewis. Uh, and we're going to give him. He lives in Dallas, I believe. So we're going to give him a quick little call real fast. [00:02:55] Speaker A: Dallas, Texas. Not like Dallas. [00:02:58] Speaker C: We're going to find out where. [00:02:59] Speaker B: Oh, is this a. Is this an ambush? [00:03:01] Speaker C: No. [00:03:02] Speaker B: Is this based on what my wife. [00:03:03] Speaker A: No, no, no, no, no. We'll get to that later. This has got legitimately nothing to do with you. [00:03:07] Speaker B: Okay, good. [00:03:09] Speaker A: We'll get into that later. I love that. Hey, what's up, buddy? [00:03:16] Speaker B: There you go. [00:03:16] Speaker C: Can you hear me? [00:03:19] Speaker A: I don't think you can hear me. [00:03:20] Speaker C: Hold on. I can't. I can't hear you. One second. [00:03:24] Speaker A: Oh, Justin, you are screwing this up. [00:03:26] Speaker C: Am I muted? [00:03:29] Speaker A: Hey, hit it again. [00:03:31] Speaker C: Marcus, can you hear me? [00:03:35] Speaker B: Yep. He's nodding yes. [00:03:37] Speaker C: Turn. Turn your phone sideways. All right, perfect. I got your full screen. I'm just trying to figure out why I can't hear you on my end, so give me one second. [00:03:51] Speaker A: Is it on his end? [00:03:53] Speaker C: I don't know. [00:03:54] Speaker A: Does it say volume? Coming through. [00:03:55] Speaker B: You probably have to enable the mic on his end. [00:03:59] Speaker C: Do you have the mic enabled on your end? Because I could hear you when I called you. [00:04:05] Speaker B: Cowboys fan. [00:04:07] Speaker A: Yeah, I think he's a cowboy. [00:04:08] Speaker C: He can hear me, but I can't hear him. Yeah, I have audio. [00:04:17] Speaker A: What's it say down there? What's that red thing? [00:04:19] Speaker C: Mac Pro microphone. It's on iPhone. Microphone. [00:04:24] Speaker B: Oh, hold on. [00:04:29] Speaker C: Disconnect. [00:04:33] Speaker B: Oh. [00:04:33] Speaker C: Can you hear me now? [00:04:36] Speaker A: No. Insane. [00:04:37] Speaker C: All right, Marcus, I'm going to call you on my phone, and we'll. We'll do it that way. So I'm gonna call you right back. [00:04:45] Speaker A: I can't believe how bad Justin is at this. I love. This is my favorite thing. [00:04:51] Speaker C: I tested it and called you. [00:04:52] Speaker A: I love how bad he is at this. [00:04:54] Speaker B: I'll be honest. [00:04:55] Speaker C: Well, can you call? You got the dongle call on your phone. It's not going to go. [00:05:01] Speaker A: It's only audio. We need video. [00:05:03] Speaker C: Well, there's nothing I can do about that. There's nothing I can do about that. [00:05:10] Speaker A: I mean, Justin, what do you. This is crazy. [00:05:14] Speaker C: What do you want me to do? [00:05:15] Speaker A: This is nuts. Joe, I am sorry for the setup. We should have just used Restream. [00:05:22] Speaker B: Restream is legit. [00:05:23] Speaker C: It's. [00:05:23] Speaker A: Are you sure it was on our end and not his end? [00:05:25] Speaker C: It might be on his end. [00:05:26] Speaker B: I'm guessing it's on his end, to be honest with you. [00:05:28] Speaker C: Let me call. Let me try calling you real fast just to test it, okay? Because I'm hearing it ring here. This is a nightmare. [00:05:38] Speaker A: Yo, yo, yo. It's. It's on our end. That's not coming through your speakers. You have your speakers on, Justin? [00:05:44] Speaker C: Of course I have my speakers. On Al. [00:05:49] Speaker A: It's not Marcus Lewis fault. [00:05:51] Speaker C: Who. [00:05:51] Speaker A: Who would have thought it was Jay, the professional Lepori. [00:05:56] Speaker C: No, that's not professional. [00:05:58] Speaker A: Cozy. [00:05:59] Speaker B: If Jay Fine was here, this would never happen. [00:06:00] Speaker A: It would never happen with Jay Fine. I agree a thousand percent. [00:06:03] Speaker C: System MacBook speakers. All right, let's try that. [00:06:07] Speaker A: Okay, try it again. Hello? [00:06:12] Speaker B: Hello? [00:06:12] Speaker A: Yeah. Okay, so it's Justin. [00:06:14] Speaker C: All right, we got it. [00:06:15] Speaker A: It was Justin's fault. What a surprise. [00:06:18] Speaker B: Got to have an echo. [00:06:20] Speaker C: It's all right. Who gives a. [00:06:21] Speaker B: Well, good. [00:06:22] Speaker A: You can lower it. Well, now you can. [00:06:25] Speaker C: Hey, can you hear me? Yes. Now we can hear you. Marcus, how are you, my friend? I've been looking forward to talking to you for. For a weeks now. [00:06:36] Speaker A: Me too. [00:06:36] Speaker D: Me too. [00:06:37] Speaker C: How's your day going? Good. [00:06:39] Speaker D: I'm just waking up. That's why we got the hat on. [00:06:45] Speaker C: Yeah. Yeah. So, Marcus, you are a big Dallas Cowboys fan. Are you from the area? [00:06:53] Speaker D: No, I was born in Texas. [00:06:55] Speaker C: Okay, which part of Texas? [00:06:59] Speaker D: Some army base. Can't remember. [00:07:01] Speaker C: Okay, so you were an army brat. [00:07:03] Speaker D: Yep. [00:07:04] Speaker C: Okay. Was it your mom or your dad? Dad. Dad. What part of the military? Don't even know. Okay, that's a beautiful thing. So we're coming off the heels of the Super Bowl. Are you happy with the results that we got? [00:07:25] Speaker D: It's a two prong answer. Yes. Yes and no. No. I wanted to see a three feet. We're never gonna see that again. There's never gonna be another chance. [00:07:37] Speaker A: My question, Joe, is are we gonna be able to hear this audio? [00:07:41] Speaker D: It's back in the NFC east, so we'll see. I'm okay with that. [00:07:48] Speaker C: Okay, so never another three peat again. Well, I believe Green Bay did win a three peat before. [00:07:54] Speaker B: Yeah, before the league was the league. [00:07:56] Speaker D: Because it wasn't Super Bowls. [00:07:58] Speaker C: Yeah. Okay. [00:08:01] Speaker A: Plus they were playing against like plumbers and stuff. [00:08:03] Speaker C: Yeah, they were playing against straight bum. [00:08:05] Speaker A: Yes. [00:08:06] Speaker B: Bakers. [00:08:06] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:08:07] Speaker C: Baker. [00:08:08] Speaker A: Candlestick making. [00:08:10] Speaker B: All that. [00:08:12] Speaker C: So, Marcus, you recently just started getting into content creation. Is. Is. How long have you been doing this for? [00:08:22] Speaker D: Three months. Just hit three months. [00:08:25] Speaker C: So. Three months. And in those three months, you have gained close to 4,000 followers. What was like the big difference maker? [00:08:34] Speaker D: The Eagles. The Eagles. [00:08:36] Speaker C: So it was the. [00:08:37] Speaker D: Yeah, I was easily the difference maker. And I didn't even plan on it. [00:08:41] Speaker C: So what was. Can you take me back to the first video where you kind of like, what. What made you explode? What video was. [00:08:51] Speaker D: Was the Thanksgiving video that made me explode. But it was the Eagles game on November 10th. [00:08:58] Speaker C: Okay. [00:08:59] Speaker D: That made me start doing content I knew the Cowboys season was over in April. I called them to win six games. So I was like, ah, this season's boring fun. But then the Eagles game came around, and I was like, oh, it's rivalry week. Let's at least have some fun. Even though I knew the Eagles were gonna win, I even called that. I was like, rivalry game. Let's have some fun. So I made a video, and then some Eagles fans got a hold of it and put that one out there. So I was like, people actually want to hear some of this. So I did a little bit more, and then Thanksgiving just took off. [00:09:43] Speaker C: Okay. All right. And so you did some stand up comedy before, too, Is that. Is that correct? [00:09:50] Speaker D: I did. [00:09:51] Speaker C: So how long did you do stand up for? [00:09:54] Speaker D: Four years. [00:09:55] Speaker C: Four years. And you've taken a hiatus? [00:10:00] Speaker A: I would say. [00:10:01] Speaker D: I would say yes and no. I would still be out there. It's just my knees are like, nope. We were planning on doing this much walking, so. [00:10:10] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:10:11] Speaker D: Stand up comedy involved standing up. [00:10:15] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:10:16] Speaker C: Yeah, that's true. Well, you know what? And that kind of leads me into, like, my next question is because you're very, like, you're quick. You're quick witted, which is, I think, a lot of your page, you take these trolls and these people that are. They say like a ton of shit to you, and you spin it, and I think you do a pretty good job at it. What. What made you want to start doing that brand of content? [00:10:50] Speaker D: It was actually the messages that I got. I got several people telling me, dude, just let it go. Just let it go. And I've had this happen all my life. None of this actually bothers me. Like people says it does. [00:11:04] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:11:05] Speaker D: But then people were sending me messages saying, dude, thank you. I didn't realize we could stand up to these people. I didn't realize you could talk back to these people. And I was like, they're just people online. They're not going to do anything to you. [00:11:21] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:11:22] Speaker D: What I'm saying really making y'all feel better. All right, well, let's have some fun. I did this on stage. Why not see if this takes off anywhere else? [00:11:33] Speaker C: Yeah, absolutely. And I think that's a great mentality to have because, like, fuck bullies. Bullies suck. Nobody likes a bully. Yeah. So I think, you know, just following your page, I think. [00:11:47] Speaker B: What is the page? [00:11:48] Speaker C: His name is Marcus Lewis. What are the numbers? 333-3-2225. Marcus Lewis. 3325. [00:11:57] Speaker B: On Insta. [00:11:57] Speaker C: On Instagram. Now, do you do tick tock and all that, too. [00:12:01] Speaker D: I did. And then all that stuff just started simply because of Instagram, so. [00:12:06] Speaker C: So it was mainly Instagram. Yeah. I mean, I think you do a really good job at, you know, telling people to go themselves nicely. [00:12:15] Speaker D: Hey, I had to figure out the nice part because didn't realize you could get restricted for that, so. [00:12:21] Speaker C: Yeah, you got to be careful. I mean, I'm surprised, like, our channel hasn't been. Because we say some crazy shit on our channel, to be honest. So I. I'm very. I don't know how we haven't been restricted, but, yeah, I mean, I think. [00:12:39] Speaker A: The sheer volume of videos you do is impressive. Like, how many you just banging them out left and right. I'm like, he just put up, like, eight videos in a minute. It feels like. [00:12:49] Speaker D: I thought that was actually the reason I got restricted, because I did realize I was like, hold on. You're going a little too fast. Realizing that this is popular. And then I saw people like, dude, slow down. You don't have to keep doing this. And I was like, if they keep talking and this keeps gaining me followers, I'm gonna figure out how to monetize this. Keep going. [00:13:14] Speaker C: Right? Absolutely. And as you should. You know, like, why not? If you can make a ton of money off making videos on the Internet, not leaving your couch, like, who doesn't want that? [00:13:26] Speaker A: Yeah, No, I know. [00:13:27] Speaker C: Exactly. Yeah. So. And also from just, you know, creeping on your page, I see you're. You're a big Marvel fan, too. Yeah, we like Marvel over here. Did you see the Fantastic Four trailer? [00:13:41] Speaker A: I did, I did. [00:13:43] Speaker C: What do you think? [00:13:46] Speaker D: I'm one of those Marvel nerds. Kind of like football. I like. I like to see the whole picture, not just what I. So I grew up on the cartoons. [00:13:57] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:13:58] Speaker D: And, yeah, a lot of the MCU that we saw was based on the cartoons that I watched. And that's why some of the comic book people are mad, because they're like, it's not from the comics. And then I was like that in some of the stuff. But then I had to realize, hold on. It's comic books. This is basically just another comic book writer taking the story in a direction that they want. So it's not be for everybody, but it's bringing my childhood to live action. I'm gonna enjoy every minute of it. [00:14:33] Speaker C: Yeah, absolutely. So, I mean, how. How old are you? [00:14:36] Speaker D: I'm 35. [00:14:37] Speaker C: Okay, so you're the same. We're 30. We're both 37. So with it, we're the same age, so. Yeah. We grew up on the same cartoons, basically. Are you a big D.C. person, too? What do you think? They fumble the bag with all the movies they make. [00:14:51] Speaker D: I like. I like their animations more than Marvel animations, but the Arrowverse is easily what got me into D.C. heavily more. Once I saw Arrow for the first time, I was like, this dude's way more badass than Hawkeye. [00:15:10] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:15:10] Speaker B: Come on. [00:15:11] Speaker C: Did you see the Superman trailer? Are you excited for that one? [00:15:15] Speaker D: I did. I. I saw the trailer. I'm skeptical of it because it's a lot of James Gunn fanboys. [00:15:25] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:15:27] Speaker D: No haters out there. [00:15:28] Speaker A: Just. [00:15:29] Speaker D: He has more of a cult personality following for his movies. So I'm like, all right, let's see. I want him to do good because I enjoy Superman like everybody else. [00:15:39] Speaker C: Yeah. Yeah, Superman's dope. What about wrestling? You into wrestling at all? [00:15:45] Speaker D: I used to. I used to be when I was younger and I. As I got older, I transitioned out of it and got really heavily into football. But now with all the content and football being over, people are saying they want me to get back into wrestling, and they say there's some good people back into it. [00:16:04] Speaker B: So. [00:16:04] Speaker C: Yeah, especially it's on Netflix. Makes it much more accessible now. [00:16:08] Speaker D: Okay. [00:16:09] Speaker A: Okay. [00:16:11] Speaker C: Yeah. I mean, is there any. Anything else that you want to tell us about yourself? [00:16:16] Speaker D: You got. I think you guys pretty much know everything, because I do nothing, but. [00:16:25] Speaker C: Yeah, that's okay. Talk trash. We love it. Well, Marcus, we just wanted to say, you know, thank you for coming on. We do appreciate it. I feel like when. When football starts back up, we'll be able to give you a call and you could be our, like, sports correspondent. [00:16:40] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, that'd be a good idea. Anything cowboys related? Maybe we'll get you after every loss. It's probably gonna be a lot of loss. [00:16:46] Speaker C: Your reaction after a loss. Are you bummed they didn't pick Dion to be the new coach? [00:17:01] Speaker D: I don't think he would have done any better. I think both of them would have been bad. [00:17:06] Speaker C: Yeah, it's going to be. It's rough. [00:17:08] Speaker A: I think Jerry Jones should sell the team. [00:17:10] Speaker D: They honestly just need me in there. [00:17:12] Speaker A: Yeah, that's it. I think we should do that. We should start this. This thing. [00:17:19] Speaker C: We're going to start a campaign. [00:17:20] Speaker A: Marcus Lewis, to. To replace Jeremy Jones. [00:17:24] Speaker C: This would be good videos for you to make, to just start, like, being, like, I need to be the new coach. This is ridiculous. [00:17:34] Speaker D: That's the off season contest. [00:17:36] Speaker C: Yeah. Oh, I frigging love it. [00:17:41] Speaker B: Is it insane that every just before the season. Every year, like, you go down the line on ESPN or whatever, and they're all picking the fucking Cowboys. [00:17:50] Speaker A: Oh, it's nuts. They love Every year. [00:17:52] Speaker B: Every fucking year. Every year. [00:17:54] Speaker C: Every single year. [00:17:56] Speaker B: Every year. [00:17:57] Speaker C: And this girl I work with always bets me, like. Like 20 bucks a game the old Cowboys are going to win. It's like, I've cleaned up on her. [00:18:05] Speaker B: So much money for baby. [00:18:07] Speaker C: And it's funny because, like, we both grew up as big Cowboy fans. [00:18:11] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:18:12] Speaker C: Al loved Emmett Smith. I loved Michael Irvin. Like, those Cowboys were like, that was America's team. Not so much anymore. And you brought up a great point that the Lions are America's team now. I don't know how you feel about that. I think I agree with that. [00:18:30] Speaker B: Yeah. I mean, it could have been either the Lions or Buffalo, but. Yeah, you know, Buffalo shit the bed there. Well, got. Got robbed, but. [00:18:36] Speaker C: Well, they both kind of. Well, really. The lion shit the bed. Buffalo did a better job, but. [00:18:41] Speaker A: Well, Marcus Lewis. We used to have someone on our podcast. He's our cousin. His name's Mark Lewis. So you guys have similar names. I would say you're our favorite Lewis that's ever been on this podcast. [00:18:52] Speaker C: I would agree. [00:18:53] Speaker A: You're definitely the most talented. That kid's a loser. I. I would love. I've actually seen him do stand up. Guarantee you're funnier than him. Thank you for coming on. We appreciate it. [00:19:04] Speaker C: Yes, thank you, M. And hopefully we'll. [00:19:05] Speaker A: Get you on again. [00:19:07] Speaker C: All right, Marcus, you have a good rest of your day. It was nice to meet you. [00:19:10] Speaker A: All right, buddy. Take care. [00:19:12] Speaker D: Thank you. [00:19:12] Speaker A: All right, bye. [00:19:13] Speaker C: Bye. [00:19:16] Speaker B: Solid guest. [00:19:17] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:19:17] Speaker B: How. How. How'd you get him? [00:19:19] Speaker A: Just because he had the same name as. As Mao. Because the same name as. [00:19:23] Speaker C: Because he had the same name. Somebody sent it. Sent us his videos because they were like, this is the real Mako. [00:19:30] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:19:31] Speaker C: And then so basically what I did was I commented on some. I tagged Marco in one of his videos and he goes, I'm the real Mac Lewis. Was his response to me. [00:19:42] Speaker A: Oh, he did? Yeah. [00:19:43] Speaker C: So then me and him just started having banter and back to back. And then I slid in his DMs and I was like, dude, you're actually really funny. Like, let's. Let's get you on the podcast. [00:19:52] Speaker B: Yeah, you should have done, like, you know, the side by side pick. [00:19:55] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:19:56] Speaker B: Yeah. You know, do a poll who is real Mark Lewis. [00:19:59] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:20:00] Speaker A: I bet you come out. Your wife. Joe would think that he's a content over a content for like she called Mark Lewis a content 4. She's gonna be a content. No. I don't know. I heard content. I heard content for. No, she said Alex Earl was a content 10. [00:20:15] Speaker C: Yeah, I did hear the same thing. [00:20:17] Speaker A: I think it's more insulting to be a Boston four than a content for. [00:20:20] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:20:21] Speaker B: I mean because Boston. The bar is low. [00:20:23] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:20:25] Speaker C: So yeah, the Boston bar is. She's like extremely. [00:20:28] Speaker A: She's like, I love Mark. [00:20:29] Speaker C: He. [00:20:29] Speaker A: I follow him, you know, he's great. He's got some great videos. He's a four, though. [00:20:32] Speaker C: Yeah. I love how that's like he's a Boston four. Like without a doubt. It's a hard four. [00:20:37] Speaker B: She got her in draw. She does love his when he goes on the conservative rants and so. [00:20:42] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:20:42] Speaker B: Does that hurt him? [00:20:43] Speaker A: I think it did for a bit. [00:20:44] Speaker C: Business wise, to be honest. [00:20:46] Speaker A: I think it did. [00:20:46] Speaker B: Tell him you got to chill out on like, you know, these, these, these. [00:20:50] Speaker A: A lot of those influences. Try to like stay away from it. He doesn't. Which some people love that. I think it probably strengthened some of his base and then he lost a bunch of sponsors and some a bunch of follows at one point for one of his. Trump. [00:21:02] Speaker B: Yeah, he got the content and I mean in the comments there are people that like were definitely going at him for that. [00:21:07] Speaker A: But this was before Trump got shot. Once Trump got shot, everyone was just. [00:21:11] Speaker C: Like full band, full, full bandwagon. Trump is after he got shot. Speaking of like political stuff, I thought this was cr. Is there a way for us to like a picture and picture. I can pull it up on. [00:21:25] Speaker A: On here now, first of all, that's going to be the worst audio ever because you never piped in audio. We. You didn't even think about audio off that. [00:21:32] Speaker C: So I didn't know that it wouldn't connect audio. [00:21:36] Speaker A: It was just a video product. That's the video side. [00:21:39] Speaker C: So yeah, so that's how. [00:21:41] Speaker A: Well now, you know, listen. So when you guys hear, you know, the best Mark Lewis to ever be on this podcast, you're not going to hear it. [00:21:47] Speaker C: You can still hear it. So I need to pull this, this up and I need your reaction, Joe. Let's see. [00:21:56] Speaker B: It's tough being a business owner and like in the. You know, and I know, I know. [00:22:01] Speaker A: You gotta walk the line. We have to get into what you do because I have no clue what you do. I have a vague understanding of it. But people are asking, what's he do for work? I'm like, I think he just like is always on a Boat and smokes cigars all day. [00:22:14] Speaker C: He has. [00:22:15] Speaker A: Sounds like a great life. [00:22:16] Speaker B: Oh, this time of year. Off season. Lobsters. Yeah. [00:22:20] Speaker C: All right, so we're going to get into this video real quick because I, I'd love to talk to you about it. [00:22:25] Speaker B: I'm looking over here. Okay. [00:22:29] Speaker A: Is the audio coming through here? It's not coming in my headphones. [00:22:31] Speaker B: What's up, guys? [00:22:33] Speaker D: I spent, like, all the money for. [00:22:38] Speaker A: The commercial on these new teeth. [00:22:44] Speaker B: So. [00:22:46] Speaker D: Once again, I had to shoot it on the iPhone. [00:22:56] Speaker B: Go to easy.com. i, I. We got to go with that now. [00:23:03] Speaker A: Did you go to yeezy.com? [00:23:04] Speaker C: We'Re going to go to it. [00:23:05] Speaker B: I did not, but I saw. I saw Mark Lewis's yes. This morning. And, and I was like, this guy is fucking. I mean, you know, there's the. No bad presses is whatever. [00:23:15] Speaker A: I just think he's a big troll. I think he's trolling the fuck out, everybody. [00:23:18] Speaker B: That's it. [00:23:19] Speaker C: Oh, the store is unavailable. [00:23:21] Speaker A: Oh, they took it down. [00:23:22] Speaker C: They took it down. [00:23:23] Speaker A: I wonder who took them down. I bet you they celebrate Hanukkah. [00:23:27] Speaker C: The store is unavailable, and they took it down. [00:23:31] Speaker A: I think that that's, like, there's certain things, like, should. Should you give it that symbol power anymore? Probably not. Like, by you. [00:23:39] Speaker B: Probably not. [00:23:44] Speaker A: Okay. Yeah. [00:23:44] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:23:45] Speaker A: Probably not. [00:23:47] Speaker C: No, absolutely not. [00:23:48] Speaker A: No. But my point is, like, why even, like, give it power by saying it's evil? You know what I'm saying? Like, that's what I'm saying. Like, just completely ignore it. Ignore Kanye. He got everything that he wanted by getting all this hyped up. Now this, that is not a shirt, because he had a shirt. If people don't know, he basically put up a shirt on his. Yeezy dot com. That's just a white T shirt with the Swap Boss sticker right on the center. Now, Joe, you'd never buy something like that, right? [00:24:13] Speaker B: Of course not. [00:24:13] Speaker A: No, I would never buy something like that. Right, Justin? Would you ever buy a shirt like that? [00:24:20] Speaker C: Not only would I. [00:24:21] Speaker B: What is this? Trust just to be in a troll here? [00:24:29] Speaker A: Stop it. It's crazy. [00:24:31] Speaker B: Stop it. [00:24:31] Speaker A: It's nuts, dude. [00:24:32] Speaker B: Might as well just unplug all the equipment right now. [00:24:35] Speaker A: I. Listen. [00:24:36] Speaker B: Just unplug the equipment. [00:24:38] Speaker A: Do you think that's going to be worth more money on ebay? Like a collectible? Is that what you're thinking? [00:24:43] Speaker C: Not only would I. [00:24:45] Speaker B: You did. [00:24:46] Speaker C: You can't really see, but it says, thank you for your order. Here's the thing. That shirt especially. They took it down is going to be worth stupid money. I'm never taking it out of the package. And when he dies and gets assassinated from. For putting this video out, I'm gonna have the shirt to sell. [00:25:06] Speaker A: So you think you're gonna put your kids through college with this shirt? [00:25:08] Speaker C: I think it's possible. [00:25:10] Speaker B: So I see. [00:25:10] Speaker A: I wonder how many he sold. [00:25:12] Speaker B: I see the angle now. Okay. All right. [00:25:14] Speaker C: He sold at least one. [00:25:16] Speaker A: He sold one. [00:25:17] Speaker C: I might be the only person that. [00:25:19] Speaker A: Bought. [00:25:22] Speaker B: Because, I mean, who else thinks like that? [00:25:25] Speaker C: I have an entrepreneurial spirit is what I have. [00:25:28] Speaker B: It's terrible. [00:25:31] Speaker A: It'd be funny if you just, like, walking around in it. Like, if you came. If. If Joe walked into this house. I was wearing it on, Joe wouldn't have known what to do. Joe was. Already was. Like, of course not. [00:25:42] Speaker B: Yeah, I know, but I. But now that you explain. Total about, like. [00:25:47] Speaker C: Oh, my reason. [00:25:48] Speaker B: Profiting. [00:25:49] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. It's not for. I think he's a lunatic. I've been saying he's a lunatic for years. [00:25:56] Speaker A: Oh, he definitely is. [00:25:56] Speaker C: I have never owned any fucking Kanye west anything other than his music. Maybe his first two albums. [00:26:03] Speaker A: I got his boots. They're not that comfortable. [00:26:05] Speaker C: Yeah, it's like, I'm not buying any clothes, not buying any of his shoes. I think he's a grade A loser. But. But there's no way that shirt is not selling for some big dough. At some point, do you think it's. [00:26:18] Speaker B: Like, some, like, psychopath, like, Ku Klux Klanner that's gonna buy it? Or you think it's just, like, a collector, that money? [00:26:24] Speaker A: Oh, I think there's gonna definitely be people that hate Jewish people that are gonna buy that 100% that. I bet you there's some Jews that bought that just as a joke. I guarantee that. [00:26:31] Speaker C: You gotta have it in Is coming on the neck. Going on whatever podcast. [00:26:36] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, he has. [00:26:37] Speaker C: And he's wearing that a hundred percent. [00:26:39] Speaker A: But he could do that. Okay, so my question is this, Joe, how many Jews do you think there are in the world right now? [00:26:45] Speaker B: No idea. [00:26:46] Speaker A: If you had to take a guess. [00:26:47] Speaker B: Oh, God. 40 million. [00:26:49] Speaker A: 40 million. Okay. What about you? What do you think? [00:26:51] Speaker C: Yeah, I'd say around that. 30. 40 million. [00:26:53] Speaker A: How many Christians do you think there are? [00:26:56] Speaker C: Oh, I don't know. Probably roughly the same. [00:26:58] Speaker B: No, stop. Be better. [00:27:01] Speaker A: I don't know, Joe. [00:27:03] Speaker C: 20 million. [00:27:04] Speaker A: Yeah, there's half the amount of Christians. [00:27:07] Speaker C: 20 million. [00:27:08] Speaker A: There's like 3 billion Christians. Let me give you that. [00:27:10] Speaker C: Yeah, okay. [00:27:11] Speaker A: 3 billion Christians. So how many Jews do you think There are. [00:27:15] Speaker C: I don't know how many billion people are on earth. [00:27:18] Speaker A: Seven or eight. There might be eight. [00:27:20] Speaker C: So there's 8 billion people on earth. How many of them are Jewish? I don't know, maybe 1, 1 billion. [00:27:28] Speaker B: Okay, I'm going under. Under 1 billion. [00:27:29] Speaker C: Under a billion. [00:27:30] Speaker A: Okay. [00:27:30] Speaker B: Way under a billion. [00:27:31] Speaker C: 200,000. [00:27:32] Speaker A: So. So right now Christianity is number one at around 3 billion people. Muslim is number two. It's around 2.7. They're probably going to overtake in 10, 15 years. Yeah, Jewish people. There is 15.7 million Jewish people. That's it. [00:27:48] Speaker C: 7 million million. [00:27:49] Speaker A: So I don't understand how people could be like, the Jews are ruining the world. [00:27:53] Speaker C: There's 15 of them. [00:27:55] Speaker A: If you had a fucking fight. Every Jew in this world. [00:27:57] Speaker C: How many people died in the Holocaust? [00:27:59] Speaker A: They don't stand a chance. [00:28:00] Speaker C: How many people died in the Holocaust? [00:28:02] Speaker A: I think they say 6 million. [00:28:04] Speaker C: That's. I mean, that's some brilliant minds in. [00:28:07] Speaker B: That, in that culture, though. [00:28:08] Speaker A: I mean, of course, my point is, do you think it's wild that people. Now granted, there's going to be some people, not conspiracy theories that are going to be like, you don't understand the Jewish people. They're evil people. This is. People are crazy. They believe all this stuff. I'm just saying, like, I thought that number seems so low. 15 million out of six. [00:28:26] Speaker C: Not a big. [00:28:27] Speaker B: It's not a lot. Yeah. So crazy to. [00:28:30] Speaker A: To assume that all these Jewish people are only in positions of power is a little crazy. Now granted, do they run media Media? Do they run, you know, music, all that stuff? Yeah. You know, maybe they were just a creative mind back in the day. That was it. [00:28:45] Speaker B: Yeah, we agree. I mean, you could probably make a better case for that 15 years ago, but nowadays everything's so diverse. [00:28:51] Speaker A: Yeah, I would agree. [00:28:53] Speaker C: Yeah, I agree with that. I will say that there's only one thing that the Jewish people do that I really don't agree with, and that's right after they do like, like this is like, like the super religious people. They're sucking on the kids peepee when they. This is what they do. [00:29:12] Speaker A: What are you talking about? They're not sucking on the people. [00:29:14] Speaker C: Right after they circumcise them. They put it in their mouth. [00:29:17] Speaker A: No, they don't. [00:29:18] Speaker C: Yes, they do. It's a real thing. [00:29:20] Speaker A: You made that up. Dude. [00:29:21] Speaker B: My first. [00:29:21] Speaker C: Dude, am I gonna have to Google this? [00:29:23] Speaker A: Yes, Google that. Bring that up. You can't just say that. [00:29:26] Speaker C: I'm telling you, you can't just say they suck. [00:29:29] Speaker B: We are so canals. My first serious girlfriend was a Jewish girl. First girl that I truly loved was a Jewish girl. And the one thing I'll say, they give outstanding blowjobs. [00:29:42] Speaker A: Is that what you were gonna say? [00:29:43] Speaker B: I wasn't gonna say that. I'm not gonna deny say this. Their food on the holidays may be the absolute worst. [00:29:54] Speaker A: Oh, I believe that. [00:29:54] Speaker B: Like. Like worse than the Irish. [00:29:56] Speaker A: Yeah. Which is bad. That's as bad as you get. Yeah. [00:29:59] Speaker B: It's pretty low. Yeah, it's pretty low. Yeah. [00:30:01] Speaker A: I mean, well, just think about how bland everything is, you know, matzo balls. Matzo balls. [00:30:05] Speaker B: You know, soggy bread, meatball. Yeah, I mean, that's fine. Yeah. [00:30:09] Speaker A: No, it's. [00:30:09] Speaker B: What are we doing? [00:30:10] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. [00:30:11] Speaker B: Get a little more creative. I mean, just craziness. Yeah. Oh my God, those. I mean, speaking of, how the fuck did those Irish guys on pulling the cork? Because it's all Irish. Yeah. Let a guinea on the fucking pulling the cork. [00:30:24] Speaker A: I don't know what. They don't know if they know what they got themselves into. Yeah. I do think that they secretly say that they like Italian people, but I know they deep down they hate Italians. I think they're a little jealous, obviously, but they let me in and I'm going to turn them. I'm going to turn them into fake guineas. [00:30:39] Speaker B: Well, I'm a fake as we go. I'm a fake Mick on St. Patrick's Day. [00:30:43] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:30:43] Speaker B: St. Patrick's Day is a tremendous holiday. [00:30:46] Speaker A: Yeah. Just drinking. [00:30:48] Speaker B: Drink. Absolutely. [00:30:49] Speaker A: Yeah. Just drink your face off. [00:30:50] Speaker B: I mean, and the song. [00:30:51] Speaker A: I'll even go with a little corned beef on that day. I'll hit up some corned beef. [00:30:54] Speaker B: And I love the songs. [00:30:56] Speaker A: The songs are good. [00:30:57] Speaker B: You go to an Irish Bar on St. Patty's Day. Fucking tremendous. [00:31:00] Speaker A: Well, it's a vibe. It's a big vibes holiday. That's why everyone's feeling the same way. Everyone wants to get to the same point. Everyone wants to get to fucked up ville. You know, that's all we're gonna do. We're gonna, you know, interlock shoulders, arms on shoulders, swing back and forth. Yeah, I agree. [00:31:15] Speaker B: A million Guinness. [00:31:16] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. Guinness is a sneaky beer. That looks like it should be heavier than it is, but they go down like water. [00:31:23] Speaker B: Water. [00:31:24] Speaker A: Like you look at that. Yes, exactly. You think that that's going to be heavy. It's going to sit in your stomach. It absolutely does not. I love Guinness. Guinness is a great beer. [00:31:31] Speaker B: Yeah. St. Patty's Day. [00:31:33] Speaker A: They're not sticking pricks in their mouth. Justin, like, I. Like you're just wasting time. I get back to the podcast. [00:31:38] Speaker B: He's. He's got to go some, like, deep, deep web to try to telling you. [00:31:43] Speaker C: Look, I got it right here. The moyo. Repeatedly. Okay, so shaky Moyle. Yeah. The AAP used to use relatively strong language to recommend against the practice of a mitzvah bping in which a moyo completes the procedure by taking a newly circumcised penis in his mouth and orally suckling out the blood. [00:32:07] Speaker A: Okay, so this. So this. So they recommend against it is what you're saying. [00:32:11] Speaker C: They recommend against it because that's what they're doing thing. [00:32:14] Speaker B: Not anymore. [00:32:15] Speaker A: Not anymore. That seems like that's pretty clear. Yeah. You are getting Joe. Joe's squirming a little bit right now. Like I'm someone else. [00:32:22] Speaker C: I can't make this up. This is part of religion. [00:32:25] Speaker B: I get chastised on my. My podcast. [00:32:28] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:32:28] Speaker B: All the time for just saying and stuff. [00:32:30] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:32:30] Speaker B: Like, this is. [00:32:31] Speaker A: This is way over. This is way over. Yeah. [00:32:34] Speaker B: I feel like Justin's trying to. He's trying to swastika sucking them Oil the beast, the bina. [00:32:41] Speaker C: So you think that that's telling you what they're doing? [00:32:44] Speaker A: No. I mean, that's crazy. That's crazy. If that was ever a thing. That seems like. [00:32:47] Speaker C: All right, here we go. Here's a video of it. New York moil. [00:32:52] Speaker B: The shaky moil. [00:32:55] Speaker A: They put it. They suck out the blood. [00:32:57] Speaker B: Reports. [00:32:58] Speaker D: In a unanimous decision, New York City's. [00:33:01] Speaker B: Department of Health agreed. [00:33:03] Speaker C: Parents must first give their written consent before allowing Moyles to perform a controversial. [00:33:08] Speaker A: Crucial part of the Jewish circumcision ritual. We have clearly identified that one specific. [00:33:13] Speaker D: Procedure that's performed as part of some. [00:33:16] Speaker A: Circumcisions, what we're calling direct oral suction. [00:33:19] Speaker B: Oh. [00:33:19] Speaker A: Oh, my God. [00:33:22] Speaker C: Do you. Okay, what I'm saying? [00:33:23] Speaker A: All right, hold on a second. Hold on, hold on. [00:33:26] Speaker B: This is probably a small subset. [00:33:28] Speaker A: This is a very small subsect. New York. I do like how New York. Okay, so the second most Jew Jewish. [00:33:37] Speaker C: Populous population sucking on schmeckles. [00:33:41] Speaker A: It goes Israel and New York. For. For the amount of Jews. [00:33:45] Speaker B: I love. I love Jews. [00:33:46] Speaker A: Me too. I love Jews. [00:33:47] Speaker B: Okay, there we go. [00:33:47] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:33:48] Speaker B: Make sure you keep that in. [00:33:49] Speaker A: We'll put that in. [00:33:50] Speaker C: Yeah, we'll keep that in. Don't worry, Joe. [00:33:53] Speaker A: We're gonna make like. We're gonna make like, a rap song to that. It's just gonna be Joey. Like, I love Jews. Jews. [00:33:59] Speaker B: I just get it. Save this. Save this train wreck. Please. [00:34:04] Speaker A: Honestly, like obviously it's a small subsect. That's fucking disgusting though. [00:34:08] Speaker C: I think it's like, it's an atrocity humanity. Like, no wonder why. Listen, I'm not saying that I would make a shirt like that. [00:34:17] Speaker A: The swastika shirt. Yeah, I. Yeah, yeah. I don't think you could do that. [00:34:21] Speaker C: But if you're sucking on little boys peepees, you know. [00:34:25] Speaker A: Well, I mean, I'm guessing it's some type of weird practice. I know what you're saying, but my question is, is like, are you going to that like being like, hey Sabrina, you want to act like a mo and stop making jokes? The. [00:34:39] Speaker B: I feel like every, every single nationality probably had some really weird. [00:34:43] Speaker A: Oh yeah, 100% if you go back far enough. [00:34:46] Speaker C: Yeah, I'm sure, you know, the Catholics. [00:34:48] Speaker B: Do and you know, listen, when you get down to it, religion has been like the root of gazillion bad. Oh yeah. [00:34:56] Speaker A: Oh yeah. [00:34:57] Speaker B: Way more bad. Listen, wait, we want to talk about Boston Catholics and the fucking priests. [00:35:01] Speaker A: Oh, I know. [00:35:03] Speaker C: They know better. They know better. [00:35:06] Speaker B: Worse. Yeah, yeah. No consent there. [00:35:08] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. [00:35:09] Speaker C: Didn't I, didn't like our priest get fucked up in some shit? [00:35:14] Speaker A: Well, I think he got. He kind of got looped in, it seemed like to some stuff that was going on. They just had to have like a zero tolerance. I think that got proven to not be true. [00:35:23] Speaker C: I know he did make me sit on his lap one. [00:35:25] Speaker A: Did he? [00:35:26] Speaker C: No. [00:35:29] Speaker B: I was an altar boy. [00:35:30] Speaker A: No. [00:35:31] Speaker B: Thankfully I got sure my father would have absolutely murdered. [00:35:36] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, but you could have just blocked it out, Joe, you know? No, you don't know Joe for real. [00:35:41] Speaker C: That's what they say. [00:35:42] Speaker A: It's a repressed memory. [00:35:43] Speaker B: All of a sudden my dad, My dad shot his uncle's dog because they had a big. [00:35:50] Speaker C: They bite him. [00:35:50] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:35:51] Speaker C: He's like, no, it was just a random Tuesday and the dog just wouldn't stop barking. [00:35:55] Speaker B: No, my grand. My great grandfather had 16 and they had big picnics on the boulevard in Gloucester and. And the dog bit him and his uncle laughed at him. You know, he's laughing that. Yo. He thought, he thought it was funny. My father walked to his house, got his gun and shot the dog in front of his uncle. [00:36:13] Speaker C: No. What kind of dog was it? [00:36:15] Speaker A: I don't. [00:36:16] Speaker B: I mean I was not alive. It was, you know, when he was like a teenager. [00:36:19] Speaker A: My question is, can you hear Joe in your headphones? [00:36:22] Speaker C: Yeah, can. Well, he's talking a little low. He's very soft spoken. [00:36:25] Speaker B: My low My. Should I be closer to them? [00:36:26] Speaker A: No, no. I just want to make sure. [00:36:28] Speaker C: I just think you've spoken. That's okay. [00:36:29] Speaker A: Now I'm getting. I'm getting paranoid that I don't have. [00:36:32] Speaker C: She's used to us screaming all the time. So when he has a normal person on, he just, like, doesn't know how to deal with it. [00:36:38] Speaker A: All right, Joe, why don't we get into your background, what you do for a living. And because I. You. You put out. You put out mixed signals. Okay. I'm assuming you're in the lobster business. Yes, Correct. You're in the lobster business. [00:36:52] Speaker B: And I partners lobster company in Gloucester. Third generation fish dealers. Lobster dealers. And, you know, I'm at a point where I just, like, it's been. It's a super repetitive job doing the same things every single day since you've been a kid. Yeah. And you're dealing with, you know, people that like, you know, buyers and sellers. You're in the middle all the time. Right. So. So the lobstermen always want more money. Natural. Yeah. The person that's buying them always wants to get them for less money. So you. It's just this constant. And trying to keep it battle. Trying to keep. And all the lobsterman's egos because some of them are the greatest guys in the world. Some of them not great to deal with. So just four. I'm 57 now. [00:37:34] Speaker A: You know, you got a bunch of mos. [00:37:36] Speaker B: A lot of. And I just. So all I could think about is getting to the end of the lobster season so I can go warm, sunny destinations. [00:37:44] Speaker A: Right. So you. So after Christmas, after New Year's, then. [00:37:47] Speaker B: You can go Naples. Naples. [00:37:49] Speaker C: We heard you don't even like lobster. You don't even. [00:37:52] Speaker B: I love lobster. I love. No, no, that's not true. I do. I love. [00:37:55] Speaker C: He already hates it, guys. [00:37:56] Speaker B: Not true, not true. I. I would tell you. [00:37:59] Speaker A: Someone. Someone told me that. That you said, don't ask me for lobster. [00:38:03] Speaker B: No, my. I have a hat. I made one hat for myself. I should have worn it today. [00:38:07] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:38:08] Speaker B: And says, please don't ask me about lobster. Oh, don't ask because, like, inevitably. So my daughters go to school in Hamilton, Wenham. [00:38:16] Speaker A: Okay. [00:38:16] Speaker B: I'm from Gloucester. They go to school in Hamilton. To Wenham. And nice people, but, like, not close to people. [00:38:21] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:38:22] Speaker B: Hey, Joe, how are you? How are you? Like, they want to have a conversation and where does it always go? Hey, how are the lobster prices? How are the boats doing, Joe? And like, it's the la. I want to, like, Talk about anything but lobsters. So I made the hat. Please don't ask me about lobsters. [00:38:38] Speaker C: You should have wore that hat because then we would have only talked about. We would have called this the law. [00:38:45] Speaker A: I feel like right now, now, I, I, all I want to know about. [00:38:47] Speaker B: Is the lobster and my buddies. So my buddies know this. And when we're in that type of situation with a bunch of, like, people that are not like, you know, like, you know, stuck up, kind of corporate people. [00:38:59] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. [00:39:00] Speaker B: You know, and they're like, hey, Joe, how's the lot? You know, they'll say in front of me to get that conversation if I'm not wearing. [00:39:06] Speaker A: Oh, Joe, how's the lobster this week? [00:39:09] Speaker C: So do you find that people just, like, ask you for lobster constantly? [00:39:14] Speaker B: Yeah, but, I mean, I, I listen, I totally get. It's a, it is kind of an interesting business and the boat. So, you know, everybody loves to start talking about fishermen and stuff like that. [00:39:23] Speaker C: Yeah. They watched fucking. What's that? [00:39:25] Speaker B: Perfect Storm. [00:39:26] Speaker C: They watched Perfect Storm one time. And all of a sudden. [00:39:29] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:39:30] Speaker A: You know what questions I'm still fielding when people ask now, this happened four years ago when they stopped outdoor dining in the North End. People. I'll see people and they'll be like, oh, did they ever give you. No. Outdoor dining? Like, no, they haven't given it to us in four years. Thanks. Opening that. [00:39:46] Speaker C: Asking. [00:39:46] Speaker A: Still asking. [00:39:47] Speaker C: It's like four years later, and they're like, oh, well, you're gonna have outdoor dining this year. It's like, no, it's never gonna happen. [00:39:53] Speaker B: It's such a great thing, though. The vibe is the vibe is the vibe. [00:39:56] Speaker C: Did you go to the North End when they did it? [00:39:58] Speaker B: No, no, no. Okay. Not when they had the outdoor dine. But I, I do, I do love a restaurant that has the open windows. [00:40:05] Speaker A: Yeah, that's a, That's, Yeah, you gotta have that. [00:40:07] Speaker B: Activity breeds activity. [00:40:08] Speaker A: Yes. [00:40:09] Speaker B: You know, remember when you. Well, you guys aren't that old, but when I was younger, like Lansdowne street and stuff, like, they would hold the doors like it was. Okay, 10:00. [00:40:19] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:40:20] Speaker B: And you would judge, you would go to the club that had the longest line and literally 10 o'clock, you get in and these. There's not one person in here. [00:40:28] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:40:28] Speaker B: They were just holding the line just to make. Because. Oh, that's the spot to go to. [00:40:32] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:40:33] Speaker B: Not one person. 10:00. I mean, they're foregoing all those liquor sales because they know they're going to get it on the back end. [00:40:39] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:40:40] Speaker B: Crazy, right? [00:40:41] Speaker C: That seems like a bad business plan. [00:40:44] Speaker B: Wow. [00:40:44] Speaker C: I mean, just open the doors. [00:40:47] Speaker A: Well, I don't know. [00:40:48] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:40:49] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:40:49] Speaker A: Well, let in a few. [00:40:50] Speaker B: They all did it. [00:40:51] Speaker A: They usually let in all the Irish. Let them start drinking first. Run that bill up. [00:40:56] Speaker B: Brandon O'Hearn. [00:40:57] Speaker C: Yeah, he'll be sleeping at the bar that night. [00:41:01] Speaker B: Fitzy. [00:41:02] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:41:02] Speaker B: Okay, let's go. [00:41:03] Speaker C: They really are great guys, though. I do like them a lot. [00:41:06] Speaker B: They're great. [00:41:07] Speaker A: They don't really love you. [00:41:08] Speaker C: That's okay. [00:41:09] Speaker B: Oh, that was a clue. That might have been one of the guys that says, get him. [00:41:12] Speaker A: It could be a clue. [00:41:14] Speaker C: No, see, the thing is, I don't think that they're gonna be like, maybe they're. They're just boosting their own podcast and saying in the. Because if you read the message, they were like, oh, you should just join Pulling the Cork podcast. And that's not. [00:41:26] Speaker B: So it could be them in the beginning. So when Al went on for the first time, and I thought he was just totally trolling you guys, like, I'm off. I'm out. Yeah, yeah, like that. I thought that that was a real thing. [00:41:39] Speaker A: I know. I know you thought. No one's saying it's not. I was on there yesterday, so look out for that. [00:41:43] Speaker C: Yeah, we were in a group chat. First of all, I've definitely a bona pick with them. We're in a group chat and they're like, we're gonna. Oh, yeah, let's go over your hangover movies. And I made a whole list thinking, like, because next week. Next week they're coming on this podcast. So I thought that what it was going to be. [00:42:02] Speaker A: That's actually wicked funny. [00:42:03] Speaker C: And then he posts the. Oh, no, it's just Al coming on. Posted the old call. [00:42:07] Speaker A: That's actually so funny. Oh, hell yeah, dude. [00:42:12] Speaker B: That's a. That is ego. [00:42:13] Speaker C: But don't have the three of us in a. In a. In a group chat and discussing what we're going to talk about. And then it's just Al. [00:42:20] Speaker A: Well, with respect to them, I would say that they're probably. Problem is they are in too many group chats. Like, they just start a group chat with everybody. Like, they're gonna be in one with Joe in, like, three weeks. [00:42:30] Speaker B: They asked me. I got. I got the text yesterday. I would love for you to formally invite you on the podcast. [00:42:35] Speaker A: Yes. [00:42:35] Speaker C: Yeah, Wait till you get in that group chat. So he'll be in that group chat. [00:42:40] Speaker A: They'll be like, every day he's gonna be like, what's the price of lobster today? That's. That's what it's gonna be like, so. [00:42:46] Speaker B: Oh my God. [00:42:47] Speaker C: Yeah, I don't think it's them. Just because they're the type of guys that would talk shit to my face and not go behind my back. Like whatever loser is texting out, they. [00:42:56] Speaker B: Would bust your balls. [00:42:57] Speaker C: They would break my balls. Right. Either directly to my phone or to my face. [00:43:01] Speaker B: But it does seem like they really mean. So that's why they wouldn't. Like, if they're breaking your balls, they would. Like you would say something to you to break your balls, but if they really meant it, they would do it privately. [00:43:11] Speaker A: That's why I think this. This person definitely meant it. [00:43:13] Speaker B: So he meant it. [00:43:13] Speaker A: It's my fault for sharing it with Justin. [00:43:15] Speaker B: See, I disagree with this whole take by bit because I do think that Justin is gold on this part. [00:43:19] Speaker A: I know, know. I know you're a bonehead. [00:43:21] Speaker B: I like both. I. Both of you. I think both of you are tremendous. [00:43:25] Speaker C: Thank you. Yeah, Yeah. I don't know. I get some haters out there. I got some lovers and I got some haters. It is what it is. [00:43:30] Speaker B: I don't see it. I just don't see how they could. [00:43:32] Speaker C: Well, obviously whoever it is has to stick up their ass and they're a loser. That's all it really boils down to. [00:43:38] Speaker B: I don't know. It's weird. [00:43:39] Speaker A: Hey, Justin rubs people the wrong way sometimes. That's all. [00:43:41] Speaker B: Joe. [00:43:42] Speaker A: It's not like. [00:43:43] Speaker B: Did you guys know that the girl in the blue dress during the, during the. The Kendrick Lamar thing was Serena Williams? [00:43:49] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:43:49] Speaker B: When it was happening. [00:43:50] Speaker A: Yes. Because I said, is that Serena Williams? [00:43:52] Speaker B: You did? [00:43:53] Speaker A: Yeah, I said it. I said it. [00:43:54] Speaker B: I thought it was her sister, the skinny one. [00:43:57] Speaker A: Venus. [00:43:57] Speaker B: She's thick. [00:43:59] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:44:00] Speaker C: I don't know. [00:44:00] Speaker A: That's why I was like, you can't teach those type. [00:44:02] Speaker C: They all look the same. [00:44:03] Speaker B: Great dancer. [00:44:04] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:44:04] Speaker B: Yeah. I mean, she had great moves. [00:44:05] Speaker A: Yeah, well, it was the Crip walk, Joe. [00:44:07] Speaker B: Yeah, no, I get it. [00:44:08] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:44:08] Speaker B: So you guys are gonna fight, like. So wait a second, you guys are younger. I didn't hear your take on this yet, did you? And I know it's been done a million times, but, like, are you of an age where you say Lamar's Kendrick Lamar is so great that that was a great performance? Or do you say. Or do you take that performance for what it was and it was a fucking horrible performance? [00:44:33] Speaker A: I have a brain, Joe. [00:44:34] Speaker C: Yeah. I have eyes, Joe. [00:44:35] Speaker A: I have eyes and a Brain. And you could outright say, like, you like Kendrick Lamar. You like his music, which I do. I enjoy a lot of his songs. Yeah, it's the wrong spot for him. He's not the guy. He doesn't have those hits. [00:44:46] Speaker C: You got all these people on the Internet trying to break it down and be like, you people just don't understand. [00:44:52] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:44:52] Speaker C: This is what he was trying to say. It's a revolution. It's like, that's not what the super bowl, like, stop being a loser. The super bowl is just strictly for entertainment. [00:45:02] Speaker A: They had the guy. You got New Orleans. You got New Orleans and a black guy. You put on Little Wayne 100%. [00:45:09] Speaker C: You have to. [00:45:09] Speaker A: Little Wayne has got more hits. He's got every hit known to man. I even think some of the older people would have enjoyed it because he could have went with even some of his. He has featured with. [00:45:19] Speaker C: Exactly. He has other artists, a ton of other artists that are well known that he could throw in. [00:45:25] Speaker A: Yeah. Kendrick Lamar is more of like a lone wolf, I'd say. [00:45:27] Speaker B: And never mind that. The. The. The. The set. [00:45:31] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. [00:45:32] Speaker B: I mean, dude, it's supposed to be a spectacle. [00:45:34] Speaker A: They need to bring it back to 80s rock. Bring it back. I think out there again, no, because. [00:45:39] Speaker B: You can't say that as a white. Because you could be. You're a racist now. [00:45:42] Speaker A: Well, I know. That's the point. So this is. Was my take. My take was like. [00:45:46] Speaker C: Well, you can't say it. [00:45:47] Speaker A: If. If I'm not allowed. If I'm personally not allowed to not like something, then have let it be a white guy, then. [00:45:55] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:45:56] Speaker A: So don't put black guys up there anymore. If I can't critique it at all. [00:45:59] Speaker B: I mean, as. [00:46:00] Speaker A: As. [00:46:01] Speaker C: Here's the thing. [00:46:01] Speaker A: It's like, so now let's just go to white people. So let's get reverse racist, because you can't even. [00:46:07] Speaker C: Reverse card is all it is. It's like. It's an uno reverse card, like, off. Because. Did we not love. You can go back and listen. Did we not love Prince? [00:46:18] Speaker B: That's one of. One of top. [00:46:20] Speaker C: I'm gonna go. [00:46:21] Speaker A: I would agree. [00:46:21] Speaker C: I'm gonna go. More recency bias. [00:46:23] Speaker A: You're talking like, Eminem 57. [00:46:25] Speaker C: Love that. [00:46:25] Speaker A: Yeah, we did. But there was a white guy in there, Justin. [00:46:27] Speaker C: Oh, there was one white guy. There's a white guy in the break, dude. [00:46:30] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. [00:46:31] Speaker B: No, some of the best ones. Yeah. And by the way, Whitney Houston, greatest national anthem of all time. [00:46:38] Speaker A: Oh, it's not even close. Yeah, not yet. [00:46:40] Speaker B: So I Want to hear it? [00:46:41] Speaker C: Janet Jackson's titty, dude, I love. [00:46:44] Speaker B: Let's go. [00:46:45] Speaker C: Who didn't like that seashell? Looking at that, Joel was like he. He was six to midnight, no time. [00:46:51] Speaker B: Bricked up right now. [00:46:52] Speaker A: Yeah. Thinking about he's all bricked up. [00:46:56] Speaker B: Is it weird for an old guy to say like that? [00:46:59] Speaker C: No, actually I kind of like it. [00:47:00] Speaker B: Yeah. So. So you guys are 37 and I just want to tell you this now. I'm 57. 20 years old. [00:47:05] Speaker A: Okay. [00:47:06] Speaker B: When you're 57, you're still going to be in the same brain. Like you think of yourself as well. [00:47:12] Speaker A: I still think I'm 16, so. Yeah, that makes sense. [00:47:14] Speaker B: It's. But it doesn't go away. Yeah, like I'm. I'm failing now. I'm like. Like my body is breaking down, but I still in my head I could see that I'm a 33 year old. [00:47:24] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, I can see that. [00:47:26] Speaker C: That's why like. [00:47:26] Speaker A: Well, you're on Twitch. So that helps. That helps keep you young. [00:47:29] Speaker C: Like when I' just checking a box. [00:47:31] Speaker B: Checking a box. [00:47:32] Speaker C: Yeah, like when I'm like an 80 year old man. Like I'm gonna be like one of those perverted ones. [00:47:37] Speaker B: Oh, that doesn't go away. [00:47:38] Speaker C: Yeah, I'm just gonna be. I'm trying to get my bed nurse to blow me. [00:47:42] Speaker B: Speaking of perverted, what the happened to Ariana Grande? Grande? [00:47:46] Speaker A: What happened to her? [00:47:47] Speaker B: Have you seen her lately? [00:47:48] Speaker A: No. [00:47:48] Speaker C: She looks like she's on heroin hot. [00:47:50] Speaker B: She was. [00:47:51] Speaker C: She looks like she's on heroin, dude. [00:47:52] Speaker A: She's. Well, she did get skinny. Is that what we're talking about? I'd have to see pull up a picture. See if we could pull up a picture of Ariana Grande. Come on on. [00:47:59] Speaker B: You gotta get this. [00:47:59] Speaker A: Do you have to like pull it back and push it forward? You can't just like reach. [00:48:02] Speaker C: No. [00:48:03] Speaker A: Okay. [00:48:04] Speaker B: It's so sad. She was such a beautiful girl and like it's. I think it might have been that Pete Davidson just her up a butthole eye guy. [00:48:15] Speaker A: Yeah. How long ago was that? I feel like they were dating a while ago. [00:48:18] Speaker C: Yeah, she looks like she straight up has cancer now. [00:48:21] Speaker A: Hold on. She looks extra white. [00:48:22] Speaker B: Get the new one. [00:48:23] Speaker A: Is she white or is she Spanish? [00:48:25] Speaker C: She is Italian and Spanish. Like Ariana Grande. [00:48:30] Speaker A: She's got the Vin Diesel now. [00:48:33] Speaker B: You get. No, you gotta filter it. You have to filter it by like. [00:48:36] Speaker C: Like can see her nipples. [00:48:38] Speaker B: One month. [00:48:39] Speaker C: What are you talking about? [00:48:40] Speaker A: Like, oh, the last month. This looks bad. [00:48:42] Speaker C: This is a bad Vanity Fair. When she just put out the new movie. [00:48:44] Speaker B: Yeah, but. But she used to be so much prettier. [00:48:47] Speaker C: Yeah, look, she looks like she. [00:48:48] Speaker A: Sometimes when people get too skinny, they look bad. You could have a little thickness. [00:48:54] Speaker C: What? She used to look like beautiful, and now she looks like eagle. Dude, look at her. [00:48:58] Speaker B: Oh, what happened? [00:49:00] Speaker C: Man, what a sin. [00:49:00] Speaker B: Fall from grace. Rather have a girl. [00:49:03] Speaker A: How old is she? [00:49:05] Speaker C: She's gonna be closer our age. [00:49:07] Speaker A: No, no, look it up. You're right on the. [00:49:10] Speaker B: I'm going 30. I'm saying 30. [00:49:12] Speaker A: Yeah, she's way younger than us. [00:49:14] Speaker B: So. Girl, go. You go with girl. 20 pounds, 15 pounds over. 17 pounds overweight. Or, like, skinny. Like her. [00:49:24] Speaker A: 17 pounds overweight. [00:49:26] Speaker B: 100. [00:49:26] Speaker A: It's not even a question. [00:49:27] Speaker B: And they. That you want them to look like. [00:49:31] Speaker C: She's 31. [00:49:32] Speaker A: Women attacked. [00:49:33] Speaker C: 31? [00:49:34] Speaker A: Yes, 31. [00:49:34] Speaker B: 30. Yeah. [00:49:36] Speaker A: Yeah, women attacked. They. They have an unrealistic expectation. [00:49:40] Speaker C: She's from Boca Raton, Florida. [00:49:42] Speaker B: Boca. [00:49:43] Speaker A: She's a Boca girl. [00:49:45] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:49:46] Speaker B: How about we're gonna sound. [00:49:48] Speaker A: I love how he comes with his own. He got his own topics. He's the best podcast guest on the planet. [00:49:53] Speaker B: How about Beyonce winning? Did you guys already talk about Beyonce? [00:49:56] Speaker A: Who's that? [00:49:57] Speaker B: No, Beyonce. [00:49:59] Speaker C: What is that? [00:50:00] Speaker B: Beyonce. [00:50:00] Speaker C: Beyonce. [00:50:01] Speaker A: Beyonce. Beyonce. [00:50:06] Speaker B: Country music. Album. Album of the year. Not song. [00:50:11] Speaker C: Album. And if you actually, like, listen to any of this album, how do you. [00:50:14] Speaker B: Think those hicks feel about that? [00:50:15] Speaker C: Have you listened to any of this album? [00:50:18] Speaker A: They probably purchased a shirt. They probably purchase a Kanye shirt after that. [00:50:22] Speaker B: It's. [00:50:23] Speaker A: That's how mad they were. [00:50:24] Speaker B: It is. [00:50:25] Speaker C: Yeah. It's. It's. Honestly, it's like, it's. [00:50:27] Speaker A: He earned him. [00:50:30] Speaker B: It turned. It's. I. If I was like, one of these dudes, like, like, Morgan Wallen or something like that. Yeah. Like, really talented dude and stuff like that. Blood, sweat, and tears his whole life. And she hops even. [00:50:43] Speaker C: Like, I would even accept jelly roll over over her. [00:50:46] Speaker B: Yes. [00:50:46] Speaker A: Well, at least he's put something into the game, you know, for a while. [00:50:50] Speaker B: God. [00:50:50] Speaker C: Yeah, but she. They're just. [00:50:52] Speaker A: Beyonce. Beyonce. She went album of the year. [00:50:55] Speaker C: I don't understand, like, what everyone's obsession with her is. Like. She doesn't have that many, like, great songs. [00:51:02] Speaker A: Nah, no, she's got, like, six great. [00:51:05] Speaker C: Songs in her whole career. [00:51:06] Speaker B: Probably. [00:51:06] Speaker A: It's probably the whole Illuminati thing. [00:51:08] Speaker C: That's what it is. She's drinking adrenochrome. That's what they're doing, and that's what's going on. [00:51:12] Speaker A: Probably from some Moyle. Moyle sucking it out of some kid and then giving it to her. [00:51:16] Speaker B: There's some guy at the top. There's like. Like Sumner Redstone or whatever. [00:51:20] Speaker C: Is he Jewish? [00:51:22] Speaker B: Whatever. Okay, so. But there's some guy, there's some puppeteer, right, that, like, that they made the deal with the devil and there's only. There can only be like, 10 A listers that, like, show up for everything. [00:51:34] Speaker A: Is that what you think? [00:51:35] Speaker B: And they're. And forever and ever, there is gonna. [00:51:37] Speaker C: Be Snoop Dogg one of them. [00:51:39] Speaker B: Snoop Dogg is just fucking. Has anybody done more than like, he's. [00:51:43] Speaker C: He's the hottest working man in the game. [00:51:45] Speaker B: He's everywhere. And. And everything he does is pretty good. [00:51:47] Speaker A: Well, he's high as fuck 24 7. He definitely killed somebody before, so he's. Shocking that he's even out, right? Didn't he kill somebody? Am I wrong about that? He did kill someone. In the early. Early on in the rap game, Beyonce has. [00:52:01] Speaker C: Oh, wait, no, he's still stuck on Beyonce. I googled it. How many number one hits? [00:52:06] Speaker B: And there's four number one hits. How about top? How about top 20? Probably a bazillion. [00:52:11] Speaker C: Yeah, there's probably a ton of them. [00:52:15] Speaker B: Yeah. But. Okay, let's go to this. Brady as an announcer. [00:52:19] Speaker A: Terrible. Well, not terrible, just not as good as his playing career. [00:52:23] Speaker B: Not as good as what he's getting paid. [00:52:24] Speaker A: Yeah, well, I don't think anyone could reach guys. [00:52:27] Speaker C: It's his first season. How did he do? [00:52:29] Speaker A: 36 million. [00:52:30] Speaker C: How did he do play in his first. [00:52:31] Speaker A: Yeah, but it doesn't matter. If you're getting $30 million, you never. It doesn't matter who the fuck was up there. If Shane Gillis was on the mic, it wouldn't be worth 30 million. [00:52:38] Speaker C: Do you think Romo's better? [00:52:40] Speaker B: Yes. No, I don't. [00:52:41] Speaker A: Romo's worse. [00:52:42] Speaker B: I'm not a Romo hater. I like that. I love that he fucking knows the plays ahead of time and he seems more natural. I think that Brady is such a perfectionist that he's in his head and he's thinking like he's trying to think of everything to be just so perfect that he can't be natural. [00:52:58] Speaker C: I. I think he is a little robotic. [00:53:00] Speaker A: Disagree more. [00:53:01] Speaker C: He is a little robotic, but I just think he needs to find his voice. It's like if you go to the first time you've ever done podcasting to how you sound now, are you not more fluent? [00:53:13] Speaker A: No, I'm the same. Same. I've been, dude, since one day one. Yeah, go look at episode one. I'm just saying I'm the bastard every day. No, my point to. Here's my point. Romo is insufferable to me. Okay, Brady is not insufferable like Romo. [00:53:29] Speaker B: I don't know, Jim. [00:53:35] Speaker A: And it's like the crazy. It's like not even that big of a deal. Like everything that he does. And I've been on rants about this forever. He's. He's calling out that everyone knows is happening. So he's calling out a fucking fullback dive. It's 4th and 1. He's calling out a tush push. And even if he isn't, it was better before. He forced it too much and he puts too much into it. Romo's a fucking bum. Was a bum. He's been a bum quarterback. He's not good at anything. The only thing I'll give him is he's a scratch golfer. That's all I'm going to give him. [00:54:04] Speaker B: Justin, what are you. How are you going on this? [00:54:06] Speaker C: I like Romo. I like his announcing. [00:54:10] Speaker A: So you like. You like him having an orgasm every close? [00:54:13] Speaker C: No, he has. He. It's better than some of the other guys that are doing it. [00:54:17] Speaker B: Who's your dream team for a Super Bowl? [00:54:21] Speaker A: I know the dream team and it's. And everyone should have the same exact answer. [00:54:24] Speaker C: Okay. Joe Buck and Chris Collinsworth. [00:54:26] Speaker A: No, Joe Buck and. And Aikman. [00:54:28] Speaker B: Joe. [00:54:29] Speaker C: Joe Buck and Aikman's great. [00:54:30] Speaker A: Yeah, that. That's. That should be. That's the one. [00:54:33] Speaker B: Did you used to hate them? [00:54:34] Speaker A: No, I never hated Joe. [00:54:36] Speaker B: When they. When they. When. Okay, when the Red Sox. [00:54:38] Speaker A: Yes, I hated them. [00:54:39] Speaker C: I mean, that's so I. [00:54:41] Speaker A: You got to listen to these people. And some of them have, like, the right voice for certain games. Joe Buck has the right voice. [00:54:48] Speaker C: He has a good football voice in general. [00:54:50] Speaker A: Any big game, you think of him. Al Michaels, you can think he's a great boy. [00:54:54] Speaker C: Al Michael, you think it's a big game if they're calling. And Joe Buck, I think, would be the dream team. [00:55:00] Speaker B: That's good. That's a solid answer. They. I mean, you see what we've had for the Patriots for this past. Yeah, it's the bottom dudes you've never heard of. [00:55:09] Speaker C: Oh, they might as well just put me in. Alo. [00:55:10] Speaker A: The problem with Al Michael, Al Michaels and Joe Buck is Al Michaels. They're both play by play guys. You need a color guy. So who's the color guy? [00:55:18] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:55:19] Speaker B: All right. [00:55:20] Speaker C: Well, that's what I feel like Brady's not going be the color guy. [00:55:22] Speaker A: Speaking of color guys, Mike Tomlin refuses to say that he's black. He says that. He says he's Sicilian. Mike Tomlin. He's definitely not. Dude, now we know some Sicilian guys. [00:55:35] Speaker C: What do you mean? [00:55:36] Speaker A: That a Doc Mike Tomlinson story. Look it up. [00:55:40] Speaker B: Look it up and get to the. Get the. Go to the. [00:55:42] Speaker A: You look at Mike Tomlin denies he's black. You look that up. [00:55:46] Speaker B: Oh, he could be both. [00:55:47] Speaker A: I mean, yeah, of course he could be. I mean, there's a lot of people. My father's like 12% black back. [00:55:52] Speaker B: My sister. I was gonna do the 23 and whatever the it is. And my sister says, don't you dare. Which led me to think that there's some in our family. [00:56:01] Speaker A: There's something going on, right? Yeah, there's something going on. [00:56:03] Speaker B: I was like, I was gonna do that for Christmas presents for everybody. And she's like, don't you dare. [00:56:07] Speaker A: I was like, you're gonna find out. It was like a rival lobster companies. You're really the wrong. [00:56:13] Speaker B: Different fathers. [00:56:14] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:56:15] Speaker C: Like, where did you see this? Because the first thing coming up says he know Mike Tomlin is. [00:56:20] Speaker A: Oh, I'm not. Sorry. I'm not talking. Mike Tomlin. You said Mike Tico. Mike Tico. [00:56:23] Speaker B: Oh, you said Tomlin. [00:56:25] Speaker A: Oh, I'm sorry. Mike Tico up the whole Mike Tico. [00:56:28] Speaker B: Sorry. Justin. You got something on him. You got him on. You got something on him. [00:56:31] Speaker A: Mike Tom. Imagine if Mike Tomlinson. [00:56:34] Speaker C: I'm saying we're looking at you, like. [00:56:37] Speaker B: Sweatshirt is lighter than Mike. [00:56:43] Speaker A: Mike T. Go. [00:56:44] Speaker B: Oh, God. [00:56:45] Speaker C: Yeah. Okay, wait, hold up. Normally. Let me see this. Let me pull this up for you. [00:56:52] Speaker A: Can you get a picture of Mike Tico, too on here? He's. He's like the one black reporter. Announcer. [00:56:59] Speaker C: Mike Tico isn't black. Yeah. So basically he's saying he's not black. [00:57:03] Speaker A: Yeah, he came out and said he's not black. He's Sicilian. If you look at him. Can you get us a picture of Mike Tico? It's taking you forever, dude. [00:57:11] Speaker B: Have you ever. I don't think. Do you guys usually put pictures on the podcast? [00:57:14] Speaker A: No, this is the first time. [00:57:16] Speaker B: Oh, wow. Interesting. [00:57:16] Speaker C: Yeah, he. I mean, he's definitely looks black to me. [00:57:19] Speaker B: I would say. [00:57:20] Speaker A: Yeah, clearly he's very black. [00:57:24] Speaker B: It. [00:57:24] Speaker A: He. He kind of looks like Kyle Winslow from. [00:57:27] Speaker C: He does look like Kyle Winslow. I'm no black man. [00:57:30] Speaker A: Is that your black voice? [00:57:32] Speaker C: Yeah. You don't like it? [00:57:35] Speaker A: I think it could be more like. [00:57:37] Speaker C: Accurate deeper Mean accurate. What's your black voice? [00:57:41] Speaker B: Let's not do this. Mercy, Mercy. [00:57:49] Speaker C: Joe, what's your. Do you give us your best black guy? [00:57:51] Speaker B: I don't know. I don't have one. Yeah, I got a guinea voice, but. [00:57:55] Speaker C: Okay, let me hear your guinea voice. [00:57:56] Speaker B: Oh, no, that's. [00:57:58] Speaker C: Oh, come on. You're sitting with two guineas. It's all right. We're giving you a pass. [00:58:03] Speaker A: He doesn't want to do actions. [00:58:07] Speaker C: Any impressions in your bank? [00:58:10] Speaker B: No, I really don't. I'm not good like that. I'm like. You know, when you like the plays in middle school. [00:58:15] Speaker C: School. [00:58:16] Speaker B: How's the tree? [00:58:17] Speaker A: Yeah, can you get. [00:58:19] Speaker C: Okay, let's start with an easy one. Give us, like a British impression. Can you do British Governor? Oh, that was pretty good. [00:58:26] Speaker B: I used to say that. [00:58:27] Speaker C: Hello, Governor. [00:58:29] Speaker B: Would you like a spot to tea? [00:58:31] Speaker C: Yeah, that's pretty good. [00:58:32] Speaker B: By the way, Peaky Blind is top. [00:58:34] Speaker A: Three or no, no, no TV show ever. Yeah, no, not top three. [00:58:39] Speaker B: Top five. Top ten. [00:58:40] Speaker A: Top ten, maybe. [00:58:42] Speaker C: Yeah, there's too many other good Sopranos. [00:58:44] Speaker A: Why Breaking Bad. So that right there, that's. [00:58:48] Speaker C: And as much as not breaking Dexter, it doesn't make into the top five. [00:58:52] Speaker A: Dexter. [00:58:53] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:58:53] Speaker A: No, no. Even though Original Sin's pretty good, I watched Den of Thieves last night too. [00:58:57] Speaker C: The second one, it's a. Ah, it's so good. [00:59:01] Speaker A: It's, ah. It was half decent. [00:59:04] Speaker C: No, get out of here. [00:59:05] Speaker A: I thought it was gonna be way better the way you were talking. The first one's better. [00:59:07] Speaker C: See, he just. [00:59:08] Speaker A: First one's better. [00:59:09] Speaker C: Oppo, Al. [00:59:10] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. Oppo. [00:59:11] Speaker C: Oppo Al. [00:59:11] Speaker A: What I will say is Ice Cube's kid got fat. [00:59:14] Speaker C: He did kind of. [00:59:15] Speaker A: He got real fat. He got chunky. [00:59:17] Speaker C: Chunky and kind of like jacked at the same time. [00:59:19] Speaker A: I don't know about that. [00:59:20] Speaker C: He kind of looks like Nico. [00:59:23] Speaker B: Poor N. Speaking of Nico, he didn't. [00:59:26] Speaker A: Want to come because you were wrong stuff. [00:59:27] Speaker C: Yeah, he was like. [00:59:28] Speaker A: He's heard all that. All that. You've been talking like, I only like doing Pog. I only like you two. On the podcast, he heard you say, can I. [00:59:35] Speaker B: Can I. Can I say something about Nico? I'm gonna say I'm gonna give him a big time compliment. I really do like his sports takes. I think he's very knowledgeable about sports. [00:59:44] Speaker C: Well, he is a sports advisor. He is a sports advisor. [00:59:48] Speaker A: Sports advisor. If you look at a content creator. [00:59:50] Speaker C: Instagram, he is a sports. [00:59:54] Speaker A: Anything. [00:59:55] Speaker C: It doesn't say anything about bad brain in there. [00:59:57] Speaker A: Wait, hold on. Put up this picture of Mike Tirico. This is the picture backtracking. Like, look at that picture on top. That's insane, dude. [01:00:07] Speaker B: That's like the Rose Bowl. He's in a blazing. [01:00:10] Speaker C: Look at those glasses, dude. [01:00:11] Speaker A: He might be blacker than Tomlin. [01:00:13] Speaker B: 1985 right there. [01:00:15] Speaker C: Non Italian. It says Mike Tirico. Just the hashtags are hilarious. [01:00:21] Speaker A: See, this is something. If that was me, I would never address it. I would let people like if I really didn't think I was Italian. Obviously if he doesn't think he's Italian as much. Mother banged a black guy and he just didn't know about it and said the, the Italian guy was the father. Let's. That's, that's obviously what happened there. [01:00:36] Speaker B: I think he's crazy to not embrace it. [01:00:38] Speaker A: Like that's it. No, that's what I'm saying. Why wouldn't you, why wouldn't you embrace it? [01:00:41] Speaker B: Embrace it. Yeah, yeah. So anyway, getting back to Nico, I think that. So I have, I have a love hate relationship with Nico. He doesn't know me from Adam, but like I do love his sports take. I go see, I'm, I'm an old. What they call an old. Right. [01:00:57] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:00:58] Speaker B: So I can't identify when he talks about having a gaming chair at his. Is he over 30? Is he 30? [01:01:05] Speaker A: He is, yeah, he's 30 and he. [01:01:06] Speaker B: Has a gaming chair. Is that true? [01:01:07] Speaker A: Yes. He wants to be comfortable. [01:01:09] Speaker C: Then his girlfriend bought him. [01:01:10] Speaker B: Okay. So see, that's where, that's where it kind of goes off the rails for me. And again, I think he, he's can be good on the podcast when you talk about sports and stuff, when you go to the Marvel stuff and the comic book books, you lose you. And again, that, that may not be your audience because like I may. I'm an outlier. Right. Because I love all the other stuff you do. But when you guys start talking about comic books and gaming chairs, I would. [01:01:36] Speaker A: Say that our biggest complaint. [01:01:38] Speaker C: So it's every time we. [01:01:39] Speaker A: Is when we talk about gaming, when we talk about wrestling. Those two see my. [01:01:45] Speaker B: Every time. [01:01:46] Speaker A: The biggest complaints. [01:01:47] Speaker B: Yeah, I mean, whatever. I mean, listen, you have to do you what interests you because if you're not, it becomes a job. [01:01:52] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:01:53] Speaker B: You have to talk about you. [01:01:54] Speaker C: And I like wrestling, so suck my dick. [01:01:58] Speaker B: And that's why the guy says get him off the thing. Yeah, he says get him off. He's talking about wrestling. [01:02:04] Speaker C: Meanwhile, Al's watching it now, so I'm. [01:02:06] Speaker A: Not watching it, dude, My kid's watching it. It's on tv, and I'm saying, oh, what's going on? [01:02:11] Speaker C: See the messages, Alison? [01:02:12] Speaker A: Oh, by the way, when is what's his name gonna pick his opponent? He wants to know. He's like, ask Uncle Justin. [01:02:17] Speaker C: Who? Jay uso? [01:02:18] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:02:18] Speaker C: Picked it last night. [01:02:19] Speaker A: He picked it last night. [01:02:20] Speaker C: Hey, pick Gunther. [01:02:21] Speaker A: Okay, Let me play you this video, by the way. [01:02:24] Speaker B: Bring back the bikini. [01:02:25] Speaker A: I'm gonna give you guys matches. I'm not gonna give you. I. I'll let Justin watch the video, but you're just gonna get audio. We don't need to outlay this in. It's really not that big of a deal. A lot of you people don't even know this person. [01:02:36] Speaker B: Is this the. Is this the guy saying they want him off? [01:02:39] Speaker A: It's. It's a different person. [01:02:41] Speaker B: Oh, boy. Yikes. [01:02:44] Speaker C: Somebody else wants me off. [01:02:45] Speaker A: Yeah, let me. [01:02:47] Speaker B: Justin got very serious all of a sudden. [01:02:49] Speaker A: Bernard Cozy. [01:02:53] Speaker B: Where the is this thing? [01:02:55] Speaker C: I don't know. [01:02:57] Speaker B: While he's finding this. [01:02:58] Speaker A: Oh, I got it. Hold on, hold on, hold on. It could be a pro dressing. [01:03:07] Speaker D: I am up because I can't eat garlic. You, Justin, you loser. Your claim to fame is that your mock loses cousin. [01:03:20] Speaker B: You. [01:03:21] Speaker C: I'm some random guy. You're some random guy. What the. [01:03:24] Speaker A: Dude? [01:03:26] Speaker B: That's very aggressive. [01:03:28] Speaker C: First of all, you're a loser. I, I, I, I, I will double down on how much of a loser you are, Justin. [01:03:36] Speaker A: Last time we did a skit with the phone Nicole, guys was like, how do you just let some random guy in the skit? And like, I wasn't invited in the skit. [01:03:43] Speaker B: Right. I don't know if you remember that. [01:03:44] Speaker A: Well, that's the random guy being like. [01:03:46] Speaker C: You, Justin, you so random, whoever, that. [01:03:49] Speaker A: You'Re the random guy. [01:03:50] Speaker C: I'm not a random. [01:03:51] Speaker A: You're the random guy. [01:03:52] Speaker C: I don't see him with a podcast. [01:03:55] Speaker B: How come you never. How come you never do. How come you never promote the Bernard Cozy thing on. On. On the podcast? [01:04:02] Speaker A: Because he can't make new music. Music? [01:04:04] Speaker B: What are you talking about? [01:04:05] Speaker A: He can't make music? [01:04:05] Speaker C: Of course I can run out of ideas. [01:04:07] Speaker A: He's run out of everything. He's quit. He quit the whole thing. [01:04:09] Speaker C: I quit everything. [01:04:10] Speaker A: He quit it. You'd be doing it if you didn't. [01:04:13] Speaker C: Whoever that kid is, you're the worst actor of all time. And I double down as you're a loser. I hope you listen. [01:04:19] Speaker A: I will have to cut it up. I'll cut it up and send it to him. [01:04:21] Speaker C: Yeah, you should. [01:04:22] Speaker A: And here's the best part. So I'm gonna give. It's gonna be a slight little thing here. Doobies, wings. Doobies, wings. I don't know if he's been seeing me just like getting everybody on the stories. I love this guy. How wings are. They're life changing. Anytime he has a pop up. Follow him on Instagram. Anytime he's a pop up. Go get some wings. They're good. [01:04:39] Speaker B: Is that an hour? How long of a drive was? [01:04:41] Speaker A: Well, that was an hour, but he. But he's been at like Linfield. Linfield. School, streets, food. So I don't know if he'll come up your way a little bit. [01:04:47] Speaker B: Do the wings translate when you. Are they still crispy? When you get them home, like, so. [01:04:51] Speaker A: Here'S the good thing. When we got there, he gave us a bunch of wings like they were fresh right off the thing. They were unbelievable. Obviously the steam gets to them as they're traveling. I pop the things because I'm a fucking pro. I'm a pro. Pro move. Yeah. Obviously it wasn't good as when I had it. I had 20 wings last night, cold for dinner. And they were delicious. So they're good all around if you can get them fresh. And I like. Next time I'd probably get 20 and eat them right at the bar. Make them come right out at them. Get 20, eat them at the. [01:05:22] Speaker B: He has a physical location? [01:05:23] Speaker A: No, but it's at a golf club. He was like, at a hanset and a Banset golf club up in Westford. I don't know. [01:05:28] Speaker B: Banset. [01:05:29] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, something like that. [01:05:31] Speaker C: I never heard of that. [01:05:31] Speaker B: It's just opened. [01:05:32] Speaker C: That's almost like. [01:05:33] Speaker A: Guys, you think I'm wrong? Let me look it up. Do you know the name of it? [01:05:36] Speaker B: Nabancet. [01:05:37] Speaker A: I swear to God. [01:05:37] Speaker B: I swear it's not. There's no be in the banset. Well, maybe there is. Maybe. I didn't know. [01:05:43] Speaker C: He's probably just making stuff up. [01:05:44] Speaker B: Is there anything worse than when you order like a. A cheeseburger plate and. And they give it to you in a styrofoam container and they seal it with tape and then get away. Mashed potatoes. [01:05:55] Speaker A: Are you talking about french fries? [01:05:56] Speaker B: Yes. [01:05:56] Speaker A: Yeah. It's the worst. [01:05:57] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:05:57] Speaker C: You're getting mush. [01:05:58] Speaker B: Mashed potatoes. [01:05:58] Speaker C: You're all. It's like just as mushy as the guy who's. [01:06:01] Speaker A: I said it wrong. Nap. N N. Okay, so there's no B. But there is a B. Nas those. [01:06:07] Speaker C: Those. The french fries are just as mushy. As the guy that just sent the video. [01:06:11] Speaker A: So I go up. I go up to. I go up to the guy. He's like, oh, he gives me a handshake. Guy Paul. Nice guy. He's like, oh. Just to let you know, Andrew was here earlier. That kid Fawns. He's like. He wanted me to make sure he tells you that Justin's a. I said. I said. I started dying laugh. [01:06:28] Speaker B: That's a. [01:06:29] Speaker A: So you're in his. I don't know if you guys. Real estate in his head. Well, you got 100%. [01:06:33] Speaker C: I do. [01:06:34] Speaker A: You got to watch your back. [01:06:34] Speaker C: Well, he. I can give him my address. I don't give a. [01:06:37] Speaker A: You can give him his address. [01:06:38] Speaker C: He can come. [01:06:39] Speaker B: The best part about the last podcast was Justin saying, I really don't care and then proceeding for 20 minutes to try to figure. [01:06:45] Speaker A: This is what he does. This is what he does. [01:06:46] Speaker C: No, I want to know. I want to know who it is so I have the chance to rebuttal. Do you understand my. My standpoint? [01:06:53] Speaker B: I think it's fair. [01:06:54] Speaker C: It's not fair for you to be dangling stuff over my head and I don't know who you are. That's why I said slide in my DMs. [01:06:59] Speaker A: But, bro, that's why they might start signing to you too. [01:07:01] Speaker C: Don't be a pussy about it. [01:07:03] Speaker B: That's why I feel like Al just is trolling you and not a real thing. [01:07:06] Speaker C: But you know my claim. The famous. [01:07:08] Speaker A: Here's what I'm gonna do. [01:07:09] Speaker C: Lewis's cousin. But he's the same cousin. [01:07:12] Speaker A: I don't listen. I get a lot of stuff in my DMs. A lot of it's negative to Justin. That could be just like how I talk to Justin and Justin talks to me like we're busting each other's balls. A lot of stuff comes in negative. What do you want me to say? Maybe I shouldn't have shared it with them. Maybe I'll take that audio file all to it so that you guys can hear it. [01:07:29] Speaker B: Oh, put it through the. [01:07:30] Speaker A: Put through a filter. [01:07:32] Speaker B: Why are you afraid of him knowing who it is? [01:07:34] Speaker A: Because I don't want my sources. I got a lot of sources doing a lot of different things, you know, that snitches get. Yeah, yeah. [01:07:40] Speaker C: What's funny is that there's just so. [01:07:42] Speaker A: Many concerned about me. [01:07:44] Speaker C: I think it's, like, hilarious. [01:07:46] Speaker A: I don't think they were so concerned. Here's the way I took it. I know. Justin. Justin. I don't think this person thought I Was gonna share it with Justin. I think they were trying to give me honest advice that was probably very true. And they wanted. [01:08:00] Speaker C: I think you should do it. I think you should just go and be on Pulling the Cork podcast. Leave me. [01:08:05] Speaker A: I had a great time this week. I had a great time. This. [01:08:07] Speaker C: I think you should just leave me this podcast. I'll do my own thing where I'll just talk about wrestling and how much of a loser Fonz is or whatever the hell his name is. Yeah, that'll be the whole. Every episode. [01:08:16] Speaker B: No, I'm out. I'm out on that. Do gaming chair reviews. [01:08:24] Speaker A: Yeah, game. [01:08:25] Speaker C: I'm gonna do gaming chair reviews wrestling. And I'm gonna watch just on replay. That kid's bad acting in the. In the. [01:08:31] Speaker A: Well, Nico has probably quit the podcast. So, like, what's this podcast? Have we got Joe? That was good. [01:08:37] Speaker C: Yeah, we got Joe on. [01:08:38] Speaker B: He was on the last one. [01:08:39] Speaker C: We had Marcus. We had Marcus Lewis on. [01:08:41] Speaker A: We had Marcus Lewis on. Yep. Things are looking up. Two guests this week. We never have guests. We had two of them. Maybe because Nico wasn't here. [01:08:47] Speaker C: I posted a video that said we're going to be. More guests are coming. [01:08:51] Speaker A: I got a lot of people in the DMs trying to get on here. [01:08:53] Speaker C: Yeah, I hope. [01:08:54] Speaker A: I don't know. [01:08:55] Speaker B: I'm honored that I'm one of the first. I'm very, very honored. [01:08:58] Speaker A: You always remember your first Kyle sausage. [01:09:01] Speaker B: Kitchen fucking closed. [01:09:03] Speaker A: Oh, I know. [01:09:03] Speaker C: I mean, have any of us ever actually went there, though? [01:09:06] Speaker B: No. [01:09:06] Speaker C: No. [01:09:08] Speaker B: So here's the. This is the point. Like, every time I post about a restaurant closing in our hometown, a thousand people come out of the woodworking lamenting that the. But, like, if you. [01:09:19] Speaker C: Yeah, they wouldn't be closing. Exactly. It wasn't that good. You just. You have a nostalgic brain and that's fine. Yeah. [01:09:25] Speaker B: I mean, look at Polish sauce. What's called. Was German. [01:09:29] Speaker A: They had everything. They were like. Yeah, it. I think it was. I think it was German. [01:09:32] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:09:32] Speaker A: Yeah. I'll be honest, I don't even know if I've ever had a Kyle sausage. [01:09:36] Speaker C: I used to work with a guy named Kyle. [01:09:38] Speaker A: Yeah. Did you have a sausage? [01:09:40] Speaker B: Did you. [01:09:40] Speaker A: Did you Moil him? Yeah, I boiled them one day. [01:09:44] Speaker B: Shaky. A little suckle. [01:09:48] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:09:49] Speaker B: Like the hot dogs for the refs given Patrick Mahomes after the game. [01:09:53] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. Well, I'm glad they lost. [01:09:55] Speaker B: They had. The Eagles had to win by 30. [01:09:57] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:09:57] Speaker B: Because if it was close, it was going to go the other way 100 they. They wanted. [01:10:01] Speaker C: Oh, they stopped. [01:10:02] Speaker A: Well, it started on the first drive. [01:10:03] Speaker C: That game was incredibly boring. I hate to say it, I like it. [01:10:06] Speaker A: But sometimes it's good to have a boring game. [01:10:08] Speaker B: Wait a second. Would you have that game as a. As a Patriots fan, Would you have that game have gone any other way other than maybe. Maybe Kansas City scoring zero points. [01:10:16] Speaker C: What I would have liked is either Kansas City scoring zero or a super close game where Kansas City gets a flag tone against them that makes the Eagles win. I thought that they would never throw it. [01:10:29] Speaker B: They'd never throw it. [01:10:30] Speaker C: I'm just saying that would have been perfect. [01:10:32] Speaker A: No, this was the best. I think this was the best case scenario because Tom Brady's never once ever got blown out in a Super Bowl. Every time he leaves leaves the fourth quarter of a Super bowl last. When he's off the field, he has a lead. He's never lost a lead himself. The defense might lose the lead. [01:10:51] Speaker C: He has like had games where they've had like three points like the whole game though. [01:10:55] Speaker A: So what was this? [01:10:55] Speaker C: Those games have existed. [01:10:57] Speaker A: You mean, you mean. You talk about the Rams. Yeah, 13 points. It's all they need. It was a defensive battle. [01:11:01] Speaker C: I mean yeah, he won the game. [01:11:03] Speaker B: It's. It's fucking the. But the beautiful thing for us is that fucking we never he's homes is. [01:11:10] Speaker A: Never never because it's never going to. [01:11:12] Speaker B: Catch him now the only thing they were hanging the hat on all fucking for two fucking weeks they were hanging their hat on. It's never been done A three beats never been done. And that's what they were going to for the rest of our lives. Yeah, they weren't going to talk about Brady. They were going to talk about no one's ever done a three peat doesn't matter that if you could look a laundry fucking list of Brady's fucking numbers that are bananas but they're going to fucking pick and cherry pick. I think passionate about this. [01:11:37] Speaker A: I think. No, my question though is I thought that for some reason I thought the Steelers did it. [01:11:43] Speaker C: Green Bay. [01:11:44] Speaker A: Green Bay four out of five. [01:11:45] Speaker B: That show won four in five years. [01:11:47] Speaker A: Okay. So he must have been in the middle. [01:11:49] Speaker C: Green Bay packers did it. They won the first two Super Bowls and then they won the championship game before it was the Super Bowl. [01:11:55] Speaker B: Right. [01:11:55] Speaker C: So they won three championships in a row. [01:11:57] Speaker B: But would you hear about Tom Brady's never got. [01:12:00] Speaker A: Never got blown out of a Super Bowl. This. That's the difference to me. This is Mahomes second time getting blown blown out in the Super Bowl. Tom Brady's been in the building both times. [01:12:09] Speaker C: I don't think you see Kansas City back there for at least five years. [01:12:12] Speaker B: Well, then we. Wait a second. Then we got the fucking whole thing with Gronk. We don't have to fucking listen to Buck Kelsey anymore. [01:12:17] Speaker A: Did you see. Did you see the play? I might have to make a video on it. Like, there's a couple chip blocks that he does and he doesn't even touch the guy. The guy just a free sack. [01:12:26] Speaker B: Beautiful. It's like, yeah, that was a game for, like, for where we are as a sports city right now. Like, this is the. [01:12:33] Speaker A: This was the best. [01:12:34] Speaker B: That was a gift to us. That was like the only. [01:12:36] Speaker A: I could have jerked off to that show, if we're being honest. I can think about do another one of those videos. Did you expect. [01:12:43] Speaker C: It is. It is another. [01:12:45] Speaker B: Didn't see it coming. [01:12:46] Speaker C: It is another championship win for New England. Even though I agree I'll actually play in the game. [01:12:52] Speaker A: That eighth Super Bowl. That's Brady's eighth Super Bowl. [01:12:54] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:12:54] Speaker A: He's won eight times now. I like that. [01:12:56] Speaker B: Just awesome. [01:12:57] Speaker C: How do you think Belichick's going to do in college? [01:13:00] Speaker A: Here's what I'm going to say about Belichick. And. And I don't really know about the college. I'll believe the college when he has his first game because I think he can still leave and go to an NFL team. Team. I don't even know if there's any jobs left. But he could leave in June. Bill Belichick's girlfriend needs to take a step back. [01:13:16] Speaker B: Oh, God. [01:13:17] Speaker A: She. I. There's attention whores and there's attention whores. Okay, granted, you're dating a guy 72 years old. You're 24. You could say she's doing this for attention. She's doing this for money. I don't know. Maybe she really loves the guy. The thing that's setting off all the sirens in my brain is she's got these shirts, the Atlanta 28 three shirt on and eight Super bowl rings. It's different from being just like a loving boyfriend, girlfriend type thing. It's like, out of here, you're a loser. You're from. Where was she living in Winthrop? Was that where she was living? Was she. I pray for. I'm pretty sure she was living in Winthrop. That was where he got caught leaving the house. Oh, I'm pretty sure that was Winthrop. [01:13:57] Speaker B: Wow. [01:13:57] Speaker A: So I think she was in Winthrop. Look at this. Like, this girl, she can't help Herself. But to be in the spotlight. [01:14:04] Speaker B: Do you begrudge him get. [01:14:06] Speaker A: Absolutely not. [01:14:06] Speaker C: Her forehead is massive. [01:14:08] Speaker A: I don't. [01:14:09] Speaker B: You think he could just hire hs, though, and get the club done, Joe. [01:14:13] Speaker A: I'm sure he has done that. I. Okay, so I. Here's what I'm gonna say. [01:14:18] Speaker C: Good for him. [01:14:19] Speaker A: If she's gonna be this annoying, she has to be harder. I think she's on the. She ain't hard enough to be this annoying, so she needs to, like. If this was, you know, like Sydney Sweeney or something like that, let her do whatever the she wants to do. [01:14:33] Speaker B: You're so obsessed with Sydney Sweeney. [01:14:35] Speaker A: I guess I'm a tits guy. I don't. I'm a tits guy, too, but funny. [01:14:39] Speaker C: I don't care about tits at all. [01:14:41] Speaker B: See. See it in her. But I've never seen any of her movies where she's naked or something. What is the. What are the. What are the movies that I need to see to make me a. I. [01:14:48] Speaker A: Think you're gonna watch, like, Euphoria. Okay, so this is what we're gonna do. [01:14:51] Speaker C: She's like a horn. Euphoria. [01:14:52] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:14:53] Speaker A: We're gonna show you some pictures. [01:14:54] Speaker B: Maybe I'll have to. [01:14:54] Speaker A: She. She's a goodlooking girl. You know what she. And she's got a landing zone for you to finish on those things. Those things that got their own world. Yeah. Show picture, Sy Sweeney. I mean, feel like you're up to date. This little red dress number. Look at that. Oh, you. Oh, you're going. You can't. Don't throw the not safe at work ones up. [01:15:13] Speaker C: I'm not. Look at those things. [01:15:18] Speaker B: Oh, that's pretty nice. [01:15:19] Speaker C: She's got melons. [01:15:20] Speaker A: She got melons. She got melons. My point, though, is that it's this Jordan Hudson or whatever her name is. Take a step back and enjoy the ride. Don't like being our face so much. No one likes you anyways, so I don't know why you're trying to be. You got them on Instagram. Don't ruin a legend, okay? Don't water him down. He's God's gift to earth. [01:15:42] Speaker C: And Nico's. Nico's man crush boyfriend's wife is in some hot water. Blake Lively. Have you seen this whole thing? [01:15:51] Speaker B: No. [01:15:52] Speaker A: Oh, with the. With the Ryan. [01:15:54] Speaker C: Ryan Reynolds wife. [01:15:55] Speaker A: Well, it's. It's over. That movie they did with the. [01:15:57] Speaker C: With that dude, Justin. [01:15:58] Speaker B: Whatever, the director, Right? [01:16:00] Speaker A: Yeah. Balboni. Is it Balboni or something? [01:16:02] Speaker C: He said something like that. [01:16:03] Speaker B: She said he was putting Putting them in compromising, uncomfortable situation situations. [01:16:07] Speaker C: And it's like there's all these text messages have come out, and she is. [01:16:12] Speaker B: Just like, is she taking Ls, or is he taking out? [01:16:14] Speaker C: She's taking massive Ls, like, to the point where he's taking her to court. Oh, and suing the pants off. [01:16:20] Speaker B: So he came over the top? [01:16:22] Speaker C: Yeah, he was there was. [01:16:23] Speaker B: She went at him, and now he's coming over the top. [01:16:25] Speaker C: Well, yeah, he's taking her to court. Bad. Because she tried to make it seem like he was, like, being a diplomat. [01:16:30] Speaker B: Look, you know, I don't know the story, so. [01:16:33] Speaker C: Yeah, well, you got to look it up on your own time. It's fine. [01:16:35] Speaker A: Joe, since you seem like you're squirming a little bit, I got a hypothetical that probably won't make you squirm. [01:16:41] Speaker B: My wife doesn't want. [01:16:42] Speaker C: I hope you she's gonna watch this. [01:16:44] Speaker A: It shouldn't make you squirm too bad. [01:16:46] Speaker B: Okay. [01:16:46] Speaker A: And this is for you too, Justin. Okay. [01:16:49] Speaker B: Hypothetical. [01:16:50] Speaker A: This is for straight guys. [01:16:51] Speaker B: Is this a would you type deal? [01:16:53] Speaker A: It's a. Would you rather. Well, no. Yeah. Would you. Would you or wouldn't you? Imagine a g. Genie gives your wife a penis for 20 minutes. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. It's her wish. She wants a penis, she gets it. The genie gives her the penis. During that 20 minutes, she says she wants a blow job just to know what it feels like. [01:17:13] Speaker B: No. [01:17:14] Speaker A: Would you do it? [01:17:15] Speaker B: Nope. [01:17:16] Speaker A: And is that gay? [01:17:17] Speaker B: That's gay. [01:17:18] Speaker A: No. [01:17:19] Speaker C: I can't even get her to give me a blow job. You think I'm gonna give you a blowjob? You're out of your mind. [01:17:25] Speaker A: So, no. So it's another thing. You think that that's gay to have a dick in your mouth? Probably. [01:17:29] Speaker B: Right? [01:17:30] Speaker C: Pretty sure. [01:17:31] Speaker A: So now here's my train of thought. Is devil's advocate. Okay, here's the devil's advocate. I want you to think of this, okay? Because this is something. Because you feel like sometimes you have to, like, you know, coerce her to do it to you. [01:17:42] Speaker C: Yep. [01:17:43] Speaker A: If you give her the best blow job she's ever had, her knees a knock on each other. [01:17:47] Speaker B: I'm gonna throw up. [01:17:48] Speaker A: And then she realizes that's what it feels like. Like, do you think she'd give it to you more often? [01:17:53] Speaker B: No. [01:17:54] Speaker C: No, I don't. I think she's a selfish. And she'd be like, I wish I had another dick. [01:17:58] Speaker A: So she suck it again. I wish this thing stayed permanently. [01:18:04] Speaker C: That would be her second genius. [01:18:05] Speaker B: Dude, how is any broad attracted to a guy? As in the first place? I just don't. Like. If I was a chick, I would totally be a lesbian. And I mean, I think every. I think a lot of guys probably feel that way. [01:18:16] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:18:16] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:18:17] Speaker B: Wouldn't you way rather go down on a fucking beautiful woman than a think about the other. [01:18:23] Speaker A: Oh, so my. My thing with that is, is that I think naturally a vagina is kind of grosser in terms of like, not in the right. No, no, no, no. Not. Not gross. Gross is not the right way to say that. Like a gross vagina and a. And a gross dick. I think that the gross. A grosser out of the two would probably be the vagina. Like the grossest vagina on the planet and the grossest dick are probably. Probably. [01:18:49] Speaker C: Yeah, I can see what you think. [01:18:51] Speaker A: It's got a. It's got a lower floor but a higher ceiling. [01:18:54] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:18:55] Speaker A: You know what I'm saying? [01:18:55] Speaker C: I can see what you're saying here. [01:18:57] Speaker B: I totally agree. [01:18:58] Speaker A: You know what I mean? Like, you. You unbuckle and you sometimes. You know what I'm saying? [01:19:02] Speaker B: I get you. I gotcha. [01:19:03] Speaker C: That's true. [01:19:04] Speaker A: I mean, so that's what I'm saying. So that could be gross. But no, I. I don't know. I don't even know how, you know, I don't know how guys are attracted to guys. I don't know how guys are gay. I don't understand that. [01:19:13] Speaker B: I mean, God bless them if they are. [01:19:14] Speaker C: You know what I don't understand, which I think is crazy. Do you ever see. And like. Like, do you ever see these people that transition, like a guy to a girl and then the girl transitions from a girl to a guy and then they date? [01:19:26] Speaker A: Yes. [01:19:27] Speaker C: Does that make any sense? [01:19:29] Speaker B: Dude, the last four years, nothing has made sense. [01:19:32] Speaker C: It's crazy. [01:19:33] Speaker B: Nothing. [01:19:33] Speaker C: Like that's fine. You want to transition. Who gives a. Do whatever you want to do. It's your. Your body. You want to mutilate yourself or you want to strap a pair of tits on yourself, more power to you. [01:19:44] Speaker B: As long as you're not eight or nine. You're years old. [01:19:46] Speaker C: Yeah, don't be eight or nine years old. [01:19:48] Speaker B: I don't give a. I. I truly don't give a. What other people do. [01:19:51] Speaker C: Yeah, no. 100. 100. [01:19:53] Speaker B: And you know, they want to say, okay, we're gonna go this racist thing. Not race, whatever. I think their argument is like, no, you. You don't. You're against this, that or the other. No, I don't I'm not against. If you do what you want with your life. [01:20:05] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:20:06] Speaker B: Don't jam it down my throat. [01:20:07] Speaker C: Yeah. Don't put it in front of. [01:20:10] Speaker B: Against you, Alex. Yeah, yeah. No, I don't. [01:20:13] Speaker C: I just can't understand the concept of them both switching genders and then dating. It makes no sense. Just date. [01:20:20] Speaker B: To you it doesn't. To me it doesn't. If that's the thing. Fucking, fucking go ahead. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. They want to say that we're fucking telling them. [01:20:27] Speaker A: Here's the way I look at it, right? It's like, let's say I didn't like pizza. I didn't like pizza. You love pizza. Hates you. Believe in pizza. Whatever. That whole night, you taking that pizza and you're throwing on my face, you're rubbing it in my face and you're like, you got to eat this pizza. You have have to eat this pizza. I don't want you sit there, enjoy your pizza. Have your pizza by yourself. Stop jamming it down my face. [01:20:49] Speaker C: It's like anytime I something and try to get Al to taste it. [01:20:52] Speaker A: Dude, that's me. [01:20:52] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:20:53] Speaker A: It's like, don't jam this down my throat. Don't force me to eat. [01:20:55] Speaker C: I'm like, dude, just try it. I don't want to try it. [01:20:58] Speaker B: It's usually you that doesn't like the food, though. You're the girl. [01:21:01] Speaker C: No, no, no. It's not that I don't like food. I love food. I wish I could eat everything without it fucking ruining my life. [01:21:06] Speaker B: What did you do in a former life to fucking have that poor thing? [01:21:10] Speaker C: I think. [01:21:10] Speaker A: I think he was some oil. [01:21:11] Speaker C: I think I transitioned. [01:21:13] Speaker A: I think you were a mo. [01:21:14] Speaker C: And then my partner transitioned and then we dated. [01:21:16] Speaker B: That's. [01:21:17] Speaker C: I think that's what happened. [01:21:18] Speaker A: I think you were a mo. [01:21:19] Speaker B: Just sucking the. [01:21:20] Speaker C: Either that or I was. I was a. It's either those two things. [01:21:24] Speaker B: God, man, that's tough. You can't eat all the good food, man. [01:21:27] Speaker C: Yeah, there's a lot of stuff I can't do. It sucks. I can't lose. [01:21:31] Speaker A: Yeah, but you dip like a savage, dude. [01:21:33] Speaker C: Doesn't bother me. [01:21:34] Speaker B: You don't swallow. [01:21:35] Speaker C: I'm not swallowing. [01:21:36] Speaker B: Yeah, he's not swallow. [01:21:37] Speaker C: I mean, just cuz you swallow it when you do it and you just have a hole in your lip. I don't know what the hell you doing. [01:21:45] Speaker B: I have a qu. Okay, I have a question for you guys. [01:21:47] Speaker C: Okay. [01:21:48] Speaker B: I've never done this I'm kind of proud that I haven't done this, but I want to know if there is any valor in not having done this. [01:21:55] Speaker C: Okay. [01:21:55] Speaker B: Have you ever created burner accounts to troll people on the Internet, like Twitter or Facebook? Never done it. [01:22:00] Speaker C: I did once, and it was more. It was more recent than you would think. [01:22:07] Speaker A: Oh, you're talking about when you BT Billy Tibbets. [01:22:11] Speaker C: Why do you got. I just. [01:22:12] Speaker B: What? [01:22:13] Speaker A: I mean, yeah, look it up. Everybody's going to the computer Billy Tibbets thing. [01:22:17] Speaker C: I mean, why even just. [01:22:18] Speaker A: I mean, no one's even gonna remember it. Besides maybe the fox. He'll be the only one that, like, remembers. Remember when Justin did that Billy Tibbets thing? [01:22:24] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:22:24] Speaker C: And he. I had him posting because he was just like, have you ever watched his videos? He's a psychopath. He would get. [01:22:33] Speaker A: You know, Billy Tibbets is. [01:22:34] Speaker C: He would get asked to be the. [01:22:35] Speaker A: Hockey player from Scituate. He went to the pros. He got in trouble for, like, raping a girl. He's fucking whacked out of his house. [01:22:42] Speaker C: He would get absolutely blasted blacko drunk and just, like, Facebook live or whatever. And he was talking mad shit about Mako. And, like, when somebody talks shit about my cousin, I defend them, unlike somebody else that I know. [01:22:58] Speaker A: Listen, first of all, it's another thing I want to do because, you know, we make all these videos and we're looking at clips. Justin has a habit of adding a T to the word cousin. He's like, my cousin. [01:23:10] Speaker C: I never said. I said cousin. [01:23:13] Speaker A: Justin, we're gonna go back to this clip. I'll make a clip of this. [01:23:16] Speaker C: Here we go. Here's another thing. See how it's my cousin. When I said he didn't. [01:23:20] Speaker A: My cousin, I'm not. [01:23:21] Speaker C: I said, he doesn't defend me. [01:23:23] Speaker A: Who has to defend me? [01:23:24] Speaker C: I defended Marco. Will you get people a ton of Justin? [01:23:27] Speaker A: You talk more to Marco than anybody on the face of the planet. [01:23:30] Speaker C: To his face. [01:23:31] Speaker A: You talk with everybody. [01:23:33] Speaker C: See what I'm saying? [01:23:34] Speaker B: You guys have all the radio. [01:23:35] Speaker A: I hear he's on phones with other podcasts talking about Marco. I hear it all. [01:23:40] Speaker C: I'm on the phone with other. [01:23:41] Speaker A: Yep, I hear it. He's always talking about Marco. So don't say like, it's my cousin. I. I defend him no matter what. [01:23:50] Speaker B: What was Marco's big break? [01:23:52] Speaker C: Prince of pizza video. [01:23:54] Speaker A: He made a video for prince pizza pizza, basically saying, like, not for them. [01:23:58] Speaker C: He just made a video about prince house pizza. [01:24:00] Speaker A: Basically, like, if you're Italian and you're from the North Shore. You know where to go on a Sunday. Something like to that effect. And then showed Prince Pete's great people. [01:24:08] Speaker B: Cast a Birdie's great people question Like I wish. Do you know what my content that I did like of his a lot is the. [01:24:17] Speaker A: Don't say town reviews. [01:24:18] Speaker B: I do. You don't like the town review. [01:24:20] Speaker A: Well, here's my point. About the time I think they would have been good. Good. [01:24:24] Speaker B: They stop doing them. [01:24:25] Speaker A: No, he. Let me tell you. Let me show you. I'm going to do. We're going to peek behind the curtain here. [01:24:29] Speaker C: Yeah, let's peek behind the curtain. [01:24:31] Speaker A: Mock Lewis would drive into a town, do absolutely no research. [01:24:36] Speaker C: He would stand in front of the town sign. [01:24:38] Speaker A: Stand in front of the town sign. [01:24:39] Speaker C: Just give a make believer. [01:24:41] Speaker A: I don't know about. I don't know about Nab Nasset or whatever West. It's got a nice little town square, but they don't got dish. And this. There's nothing to eat in here. It's like he spent four minutes in every town and just made the video. [01:24:54] Speaker C: It's not like he's like spending the whole day. [01:24:56] Speaker B: Like, I felt like I know more about that town. [01:24:57] Speaker A: Yeah, I know. I know. That's. [01:24:59] Speaker C: You were a sucker doing Google facts about the town. [01:25:02] Speaker B: And the other thing is, like, I liked his like high school football rivalry and stuff. Like, those are good. That I agree. You got to give credit where credit is. Yes. Like, I don't. I. [01:25:10] Speaker A: People. People are passionate about that, especially high school. And they. They want to see their town. [01:25:15] Speaker B: Yeah. Oh, 20. [01:25:16] Speaker A: My thing is like, I think so when he started the town reviews, I go, dude, like, no one wants to see you go to Everett. I go, you need to go to the smallest town. Do you remember the name of it? The smallest town in. In Massachusetts. It's actually off the Vineyard. It's a part of the Vineyard or part of Nantucket, it's called. I don't know. There's like seven people in this fucking town. I'm like, you got to go to that town. Because that's interesting to me. Like the small. Like, you should start at all the smallest towns possible and work your way up. [01:25:43] Speaker C: Like, how do you not go to Sandwich, Massachusetts and just order a bunch of sandwiches? [01:25:47] Speaker A: Yeah. This is what we try to do. But again, we're losers. We're losers who are just going to sit here in futility talk until we're 57 years old like Joe. And we're going to go nowhere. [01:25:58] Speaker B: From a business standpoint. Though you go to those towns and every one of those people is sharing that video and you get followers. You guys don't think like that. [01:26:06] Speaker A: No, I know what you're going to say. I agree, I agree with you, Joe. My opinion would be is that, yeah, that's fine, you can do that. But then it's like, what about the content side of it? Like, what about like the funniness of you just going to like a patown with seven people and you just, you just interviewed 95% of the population cuz you went into the, went into the diner. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like that stuff would be funny to me. [01:26:32] Speaker B: The thirst trap pictures lately I just like, oh dude, come. [01:26:35] Speaker A: Oh, he loves himself. No one loves himself more than Marco's me. I think I love macOS Mako the most on this podcast. And then he loves himself. So I would say nobody talks more. [01:26:45] Speaker C: About Marco than you do. You bring him up more than anybody. That's a fact. If you want to stop making clips, we can, we can play the clip. [01:26:52] Speaker A: Play the clips. [01:26:52] Speaker B: You gotta give him his flowers. Is he top, is he top 20 Massachusetts? [01:26:57] Speaker A: Oh, I think he's higher than that. [01:26:58] Speaker C: He's way higher. [01:27:00] Speaker A: He's higher than Massachusetts. [01:27:01] Speaker C: Top five. He's top five. Top five. Who else is there? [01:27:04] Speaker B: Oh, Poppy and Guarino. [01:27:06] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:27:07] Speaker A: How about you give out your top five? Give your top five? [01:27:09] Speaker C: Yeah, give us your top five. [01:27:10] Speaker B: Well, I'll see. I'm not sure that they're the top five, but in my feeds, give us your top five of Boston content creators. [01:27:16] Speaker A: Your top five. [01:27:17] Speaker B: Oh, my top five or who I think is the top? Okay. I would say Mark Lewis is in there for sure. I would say that broad that does the weather reviews the Molly everyday. [01:27:28] Speaker A: Maggie. [01:27:29] Speaker B: Everyday Maggie. Okay, yeah, she's falling off because I think she's running out of material. Cause it was about the weather. Right. And Poppy. Oh, obviously you can't put Tommy and Poppy outside of the top two because. [01:27:41] Speaker A: Yeah, they're doing with one, two. [01:27:43] Speaker C: I agree. [01:27:44] Speaker A: Who's one out of them? [01:27:48] Speaker B: The super fat one. The big one. Tom Garino. Tommy. [01:27:56] Speaker C: Tommy taking shots. [01:27:58] Speaker B: No, you gotta give these guys their flight flowers. They're. They're working with a Listers 100. [01:28:03] Speaker A: It's crazy. Find them on their jets. [01:28:06] Speaker B: You can't. [01:28:06] Speaker C: But they're the one. They're one and two. 100. [01:28:09] Speaker A: I would agree. [01:28:10] Speaker B: Listen, a kid from Gloucester, Lil Veto, Vito Gigaloni. This tall? [01:28:15] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:28:15] Speaker B: Nine years old. They flew him and his family out for a Super Bowl. He was in the super bowl commercial? [01:28:20] Speaker A: Yep. [01:28:21] Speaker B: And they said that they treated them like royalty. Like. Yeah. [01:28:26] Speaker A: Who. [01:28:26] Speaker C: Who's they? [01:28:27] Speaker B: Lil? It was Damon Belichick. [01:28:30] Speaker A: Oh, they. They did it. Okay. [01:28:31] Speaker B: They were in that Duncan's commercial. This kid was just. Just in the commercial. [01:28:34] Speaker C: Oh, that'd be pretty cool. [01:28:35] Speaker A: Nice. [01:28:36] Speaker B: For a week. [01:28:36] Speaker A: So you only got four. Who's the fifth? [01:28:40] Speaker B: I would say probably ul. [01:28:43] Speaker A: Yeah, no, no, we. We don't want to be involved. You can't. [01:28:45] Speaker C: You can't. It's definitely Al thinks he's number one on the list. [01:28:48] Speaker A: What about Jake Scally throwing him in there? [01:28:50] Speaker B: No, no, I don't know who Jake Sally is. [01:28:52] Speaker C: He's been on our podcast a bunch. [01:28:54] Speaker B: I don't remember. [01:28:55] Speaker C: Yeah, we've done all a ton of videos with him. He does the. He. He does the. Where he's hunched over. [01:29:01] Speaker B: Oh, the. The. The guy that was the. The that throws the coffees at the bums. [01:29:06] Speaker A: Oh, bean shooter. That's a great one. Yeah. [01:29:09] Speaker C: Bean shooters up there. [01:29:10] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:29:10] Speaker A: Bean shooter. Yeah. So. So rank them top. How would you rank those? 5. Would you put Bean Shoot at 3? [01:29:17] Speaker B: I put Being Shooter 3. No, I put Mark Lewis 3. [01:29:22] Speaker A: Mark Lewis 3. [01:29:22] Speaker B: I'd put Bean Shooter 4 and then Maggie 5. [01:29:26] Speaker A: So is this a like list or you just think top five list because you like everyday Maggie's content? [01:29:31] Speaker B: Well, I think she's done. I think she hasn't come up with anything new or creative. But like those videos, everybody could relate to those videos when they first came out. Every day, Maggie. [01:29:44] Speaker A: See, I don't. I don't know enough of it. I just think it's for women. I think it's for women. I think that women love her. They. They look at her like the whole south. [01:29:51] Speaker B: The accent. Yeah. [01:29:53] Speaker A: Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. [01:29:55] Speaker B: She was doing. I thought. I thought she was very creative in the beginning. [01:29:57] Speaker A: I really hate this. This is a me thing. I really hate when it's just. When you're just doing like city humor. Like city state humor. [01:30:06] Speaker B: I think they. They get some. They get some traction with it initially and they think they can't. Well, you get out of that box. They can't think outside of that box. [01:30:14] Speaker A: So I think. Think that you got to feed the algorithm, right? You got to feed what your people want. So, like that kid, Jake Scally, you probably. You probably know him. He. He does the junkie videos. [01:30:23] Speaker B: I know who he is. [01:30:24] Speaker A: Yeah. And he does like. [01:30:25] Speaker B: I've seen him on your thing. [01:30:26] Speaker A: He I think he's more talented than just like people don't even know him. His other stuff they just see. Oh, he's the junkie kid, right? Okay, he's wicked talented. He does good skits. But he's. I think if I were him, I would try to break the algorithm a little bit. But you got to feed it too, because if those videos get you from let's say 10,000 to 110,000 followers, you kind of have to. [01:30:51] Speaker B: Have to. Yeah. [01:30:52] Speaker A: So you kind of feel where they're. [01:30:53] Speaker B: Trying to make a job with it. Oh, wait, how about the. I know this guy would probably be top 10, but the. What did you do today? Oh, yes, I really respect that kid because he'll go into a place and on. [01:31:06] Speaker A: Oh, he'll trash on it, which is. He trashed on my place. [01:31:08] Speaker B: Did he really? [01:31:09] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:31:10] Speaker B: That's amazing. Yeah, I can't imagine trashing it because. [01:31:12] Speaker A: Well, no, no, he just said. He said we need tentacles in our. In our calamari. Which is 100% accurate. [01:31:17] Speaker B: Okay. So. [01:31:18] Speaker A: Yeah, so, but my point is like that he's. I always say he's the most honest reviewer on the planet. [01:31:22] Speaker B: 100. And I so respect that because like, so from Gloucester, right? Hyper local blog. Good morning Gloucester. Right. [01:31:28] Speaker A: And I think you got to take out every day Maggie, you got to take her out of this top five just for like self respect. Now you. You'd leave and freaking. What do you eat today, sir? Out, Scally out. [01:31:37] Speaker B: Well, so, so, so. But check that I'm jealous because. Because I do such a Gloucester centric thing. Yeah, I can't if someplace really sucks. [01:31:48] Speaker C: What about what's his name from North? [01:31:50] Speaker B: Who? [01:31:51] Speaker A: Oh, See Money. [01:31:51] Speaker C: Yeah, See Money. [01:31:52] Speaker A: See Money's not bad. Yeah. [01:31:54] Speaker B: I don't know. [01:31:54] Speaker A: C. Money works with everyday Mag. Every time they. They do like those like more, they. [01:31:58] Speaker C: Yell at each other in the streets. You ever see those videos? [01:32:00] Speaker A: Like she'll drop down and propose to her and she'll just run away. No, I didn't want to do it. Like those reaction videos. [01:32:06] Speaker B: I missed that one. So if you. So you love skits. I. I sense, sense that if you could just do skits, you wouldn't do the podcast. Is that true or not? [01:32:16] Speaker A: No, because I could. I could do both. I think I do like doing skits. I think Justin likes doing. [01:32:19] Speaker C: I love doing skits. [01:32:20] Speaker A: And it really does piss Justin off when he's not invited to certain skits. So that gets me even more excited. [01:32:28] Speaker B: Schizo. [01:32:29] Speaker C: No, I don't think I Get pissed off whatsoever. I just think Al thinks he's a superstar. [01:32:37] Speaker B: You guys do. Do very, very good work. Like your editing is. Is hilarious. Like the ones. The one I love, the one you did in the control booth. The fucking wig. [01:32:47] Speaker A: Oh, okay. [01:32:48] Speaker B: Yeah, it's great. I mean, that's good stuff. There's no denying it is you. You guys are hilarious. [01:32:56] Speaker C: Yeah. Al has a really. I think you said it the best. An attacking sense of humor. [01:33:01] Speaker A: Is that what you think? [01:33:02] Speaker C: He's really abrupt and in your face with his sense of humor. [01:33:04] Speaker B: Slow burn. [01:33:05] Speaker A: Burn. [01:33:05] Speaker C: I am a slow burn. [01:33:06] Speaker A: I think the emphasis is on slow there. Listen, you're making him uncomfortable again. [01:33:15] Speaker B: That is hilarious. Okay, here's another question. Ready? [01:33:19] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:33:20] Speaker B: Do you think that back in like the 60s and 70s that those Irish politicians totally said you to Route 1 North and gave all the money to the south shore because they're all Irish and all the Irish down the south shore and because Route 1, you get off the plane. Because this is a big grip of mine. You get off the plane and you go down Route 1. [01:33:43] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:33:43] Speaker B: And if someone had a business meeting in Danvers. [01:33:48] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:33:49] Speaker B: And that's all they. And they got back on the plane and went home, they would say Boston is a fucking shithole. Because they have no idea. That's all they see. [01:33:56] Speaker A: You're saying like a two lane highway going up. It's all shithole. [01:34:00] Speaker B: Anything to fucking like some. Maybe some plants on the side of the road. Is there anything that they could do? [01:34:06] Speaker C: Well, see, the problem is you just got back from Florida and they take very, very good care of their fucking roads. And what you're going to see on the side of the fucking road, there. [01:34:16] Speaker A: Could be some plants, it could be some grass in the middle. I kind of feel where he's coming from on that. It is like the concrete jungle going up. [01:34:24] Speaker B: But before they redid the TD Garden. Right. South State Station was a. Like a palace. North Station was a hole. [01:34:31] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:34:31] Speaker B: I feel like all the money because the island were running 100. [01:34:35] Speaker C: It's all the Jews and the Irish. [01:34:37] Speaker A: No, they do. They're just trying to keep us down. Try to keep the Italians down. [01:34:41] Speaker C: The Jews in the Irish. [01:34:42] Speaker B: I'm looking forward to doing the pulling the cork thing. [01:34:44] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:34:45] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:34:45] Speaker A: You'll have a good time. [01:34:46] Speaker B: I don't know if I'll have as much fun as this, though. [01:34:48] Speaker A: No, this is. Well, I mean. Yeah, we're better than in. Every single fast. [01:34:51] Speaker C: That's all it boils down to. [01:34:52] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:34:53] Speaker B: Danny. I'm a Danny Gillis. Is he a fucking special person or what? That voice. [01:34:57] Speaker A: Oh yeah, he's crazy. [01:34:58] Speaker C: He. Honestly, like, he reminds me of one of my closest friends in the. In the world. Like to a t. He is like. Sounds like him, acts like. Have you ever met him? No, I haven't. Just videos I've seen. I've watched the podcast. [01:35:12] Speaker A: Who's your friend that he reminds me. [01:35:13] Speaker C: Reminds me of Mike Michael. Mike B. He's been on this podcast. [01:35:18] Speaker A: Oh no, that's crazy. [01:35:19] Speaker C: What do you mean? Dude sounds just like him and talks. [01:35:21] Speaker A: Like he does have. He does. They do have deep voices. [01:35:24] Speaker B: Gravel, like they like. [01:35:30] Speaker C: It'S what they. [01:35:31] Speaker A: No, you like Danny? Danny's great. He's the only one probably. Yeah, him and Fitzy. [01:35:35] Speaker C: I haven't, I haven't. I haven't met Danny yet. I'd like to. [01:35:40] Speaker B: Oh, you weren't. You were on that. What podcast were you both on? Oh, you were the one with the drunk guy. [01:35:46] Speaker C: All. I'm. [01:35:48] Speaker A: Oh, he was faced. Yeah, that was every day. Wow. Yeah. [01:35:51] Speaker B: That guy gotta have a problem. [01:35:52] Speaker A: No, no, I don't think so. He kept just saying he never drinks. He said. He just kept saying he never drinks. But then he was just like slamming himself so we would drink a. I brought a bottle of tequila. Just as like a gift like here, you know, Casamigos. Thanks for having us. Yeah, Casamigos. And he's just like. He starts bringing on straw class and he's like, you gotta start taking these shots. But he was chasing them with sun Cruises, so he was like double fist. And I had just like a coke on the side, cuz I wasn't even expecting to drink. So I just take it caught up with him. Plus he's. He's a little. We fell. He's about. He's about. Was that a good Irish accent? [01:36:25] Speaker C: That's pretty good. [01:36:26] Speaker A: Even though he's Italian, he's a. He's a little small little guy. He's probably like 4, 4 foot 8. [01:36:29] Speaker B: Which is he related to? Is it Gino? [01:36:32] Speaker A: No, they're not. [01:36:33] Speaker C: No, they're not related at all. [01:36:34] Speaker B: Interesting. I. I thought for sure. I know it was like Mark Lewis and. And you guys. Some kind of of, you know, nepotism. [01:36:42] Speaker A: They're probably 1000% related somehow. They just don't know it. [01:36:45] Speaker C: Yeah, they just don't know. [01:36:46] Speaker B: I get it. Oh, that's funny. [01:36:48] Speaker C: Yeah. But pulling the. Pulling the cork does think Al is the superstar and that's fine. All I'm saying is the most viewed video has me on it. [01:36:56] Speaker A: So that's definitely not true. [01:36:58] Speaker C: Most viewed video has me on it. The most view video recently on their videos. [01:37:04] Speaker A: Justin. [01:37:05] Speaker B: Justin was. You guys. [01:37:06] Speaker A: Justin, you're crazy. [01:37:07] Speaker B: You dressed up for that. [01:37:09] Speaker A: He knows nothing about. I just. [01:37:10] Speaker C: I just got out of work. [01:37:11] Speaker B: Oh, really? [01:37:12] Speaker C: I just got out of work. [01:37:13] Speaker B: I gotcha. Yeah. Well, there you go. Oh, my God. Discount airlines. Next topic. Spirit Airlines. Will you fly Spirit? [01:37:20] Speaker C: No. [01:37:20] Speaker A: But I did see that deal you got from it. [01:37:22] Speaker C: I don't even like flying in general. I fucking hate flying. [01:37:25] Speaker A: I don't. Okay, So I don't like. I like luxury in terms of like, I don't want to have to worry about shit. So I'll never go on an airline where I don't have a seat. So I'm not sure if this is the case with Spirit, but isn't Southwest, you have to just run dsc? Pretty much, yeah. [01:37:39] Speaker B: Southwest, yeah, yeah. [01:37:40] Speaker A: I don't know. [01:37:41] Speaker B: Spirit. You can, you can. So everything's an upgrade. [01:37:44] Speaker A: Okay. [01:37:44] Speaker B: But it starts at like so people. So when this is my. I'm going to give you a Spirit. This is. I'm going to sound like an ad, but it really isn't. It's just I'm frustrated because people don't get it. [01:37:53] Speaker A: Okay. [01:37:53] Speaker B: So in the beginning, Spirit opened up and they were a fucking nightmare. People missing flights, cancel flights. Terrible, right? It was like 12 years ago. [01:38:00] Speaker A: Okay. [01:38:01] Speaker B: You know, 10 or 12 years ago they got the shit figured out. They have like a ton of brand new planes and it's a la carte pricing. So it starts out like $26. Like right now we looked up this morning at the, at the coffee shop. Shop. You can fly to Tampa on March 4th. $26. Starting price. That doesn't include a carry on. Right. So you add all the stuff up. It comes up. If you. If you fucking checked off every box. Am I on? I feel like I'm not on. [01:38:26] Speaker C: No. [01:38:26] Speaker B: Yeah, check off every box and it's like $80 direct flight. Fucking good times. [01:38:32] Speaker A: One way. [01:38:33] Speaker B: One way. The big seat, free drinks, free snacks, carry on. [01:38:38] Speaker A: Check the whole night. [01:38:39] Speaker B: The whole night. [01:38:39] Speaker A: Okay. [01:38:40] Speaker B: JetBlue for that. If you checked off all those boxes for JetBlue 350. Yeah, yeah. So I mean, and I've done it a bunch of times and have not had any problems. JetBlue in the last three years, I feel like has gone like as far as being reliable is not great. Even though it's more of, you know, what you think is a designer airline. [01:39:01] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. Well, that's how it came out. [01:39:02] Speaker C: I feel like Jet is the only airline I would fly. Fly. [01:39:06] Speaker A: I think my wife's the same way. We could. We could never go on another flight. We actually. So we went to. Where do we go over the summer? Myrtle Beach. JetBlue didn't fly into Myrtle, which is crazy to me. We had to take Delta. And she actually thought Delta was better than JetBlue. She's like, Delta, better than JetBlue. [01:39:23] Speaker B: I think they're all interchangeable, but they just have different pricing structures. [01:39:26] Speaker A: Yeah. Spirit. To me, it screams poor person. That's what it screams like. Just a poor person. [01:39:32] Speaker B: Right. Hyundai, when they first came out, totally poorly fucking poor, poorly fucking cheap fucking car. And they position themselves so there's no glory. And if you're starting a business, there's no fucking glory in coming out as being the discount thing. My buddy owned a restaurant in Gloucester, right. He started out as a fucking, you know, when he was a kid as a fry cook at a breakfast place where they had fucking like $4 breakfasts. And he. His. And he opened up a very, very successful restaurant in Gloucester called Passports. But his theory was there's no glory in being the cheapest guy. Like Durham. [01:40:04] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:40:04] Speaker B: Do quality. [01:40:05] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:40:06] Speaker B: Charge for it. And it takes you just as much time to do bacon, eggs and. And toast as it does to do a filet. [01:40:14] Speaker C: Yeah, that's true. [01:40:15] Speaker B: Right. And you're gonna. In the margins are way better. So there's. So I guess the point is there's again, there's no glory in being the. Just do great stuff. [01:40:24] Speaker A: I think it's all about how you, how you get how you enter a market. So if you enter the market, like the way they entered the market, it was so cheap. There was so many bad stories coming out. So that that's. I. I have that in my head forever. It's like that kid that you went to high school with that you saw, like, eat his booger. You're like, this kid's the grossest human being on the planet. Like, why would you. [01:40:46] Speaker C: You wouldn't want to be on a. [01:40:47] Speaker A: Podcast with someone like that camera. [01:40:50] Speaker C: I. I have it burnt into my brain. I'm in like the third grade, second or third grade, and this kid's taking a piss in the urinal and his pants are all the way down, so his ass is just hanging out. Yeah, he's always be the ass hanging out kid my whole life. [01:41:03] Speaker A: If you're a company, start now. You should worry about the first time you meet people. [01:41:08] Speaker C: I agree. [01:41:09] Speaker B: My dad taught. My dad told me A story when he was still alive. [01:41:11] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:41:12] Speaker B: There was a kid in his high school and. And it. He picked his nose. And. And they called him Sammy Nose Picker. Yeah. [01:41:20] Speaker C: Can't dodge the nickname. [01:41:21] Speaker B: Now, 65 years later, he's still Sammy Nose Picker. So I. My kids, I tell them that story. [01:41:27] Speaker A: Yeah, Sammy Nose Picker. [01:41:28] Speaker B: Don't. Don't get covered. [01:41:30] Speaker C: It's like at the Fonza. It's like that kid, Fonzarelli, whatever the hell his name is, probably hates my guts now. Never met me. Because I send one joking group chat text to some people that I don't think are gonna share it. [01:41:44] Speaker A: No, I think you said on this podcast, well, whatever. [01:41:47] Speaker B: He doesn't hate you. That's all for. [01:41:48] Speaker A: Yeah, no, he doesn't. He doesn't like you. [01:41:50] Speaker C: He hates my guts. [01:41:51] Speaker A: He hates you. You came at him for no reason. [01:41:54] Speaker C: Did you hear the hate in his voice? [01:41:56] Speaker A: Oh, he definitely hates you. [01:41:57] Speaker C: It's my guts. [01:41:58] Speaker B: Yeah. He's trembling a little bit. Yeah, he's like. There was a little vibration. [01:42:01] Speaker A: I want to know why the. The camera sucks on this angle. Like, and then this one, it looks like we. How are we so much more lit up? [01:42:11] Speaker B: Which one do you like better? The one that's more saturated. The one that's darker. [01:42:15] Speaker C: He. He likes this one better. It looks better. [01:42:18] Speaker B: Oh, well done. [01:42:19] Speaker C: That one. [01:42:19] Speaker B: Well, you get two different kind of lights. [01:42:20] Speaker A: Yes. Yeah, please. [01:42:22] Speaker B: Yeah, it's just the all black thing. And just maybe it's the exposure because this is a light color, right? [01:42:28] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. You're just popping. He's peacock and he came on with a topics. Bright blue. [01:42:33] Speaker B: Just baby show off. [01:42:35] Speaker A: Baby boats and hoes. Jersey. I love. I love this. I love this guy. He's all jacked up. Just came back from Florida ready to go back again. [01:42:42] Speaker B: You guys went on that podcast. Justin's all dolled up. You're all dolled up. I come here, I've treated like. It's like I'm. I'm honored to be here. I'm bringing my egg. [01:42:51] Speaker A: We're excited. [01:42:51] Speaker B: What are we going to do? [01:42:52] Speaker C: We're happy that we've actually been talking about getting you on for at least a year now. [01:42:57] Speaker B: Yeah, this is the time of year I get time off from. From the lobster. [01:42:59] Speaker A: Do you remember how you got in to the podcast? [01:43:03] Speaker B: I do. I was thinking about it on the. On the way here. It was a vid. You know what really struck my heart about you guys? There was a. You had a family party, and this is the first thing I knew about you guys before I even saw the podcast. Was some type of Instagram thing. And you were making the Zugu outside. The whole family is making the Zugu. [01:43:19] Speaker A: Okay. Yeah. [01:43:20] Speaker B: And I, it reminded me of my family. You know what I mean? So then I followed it. Then I, you know, I saw what you guys are about and I saw some other clips and then, and then I was on vacation and when I'm on, I have a lot of vacation time this time of year. And what do you do? You download podcasts and stuff. So I. The first fucking couple. It just struck with me because the end. You see, you're a business owner, right? So but. And you don't have a zero fuck attitude. But not many people. People do. So there's so every 95 of people are corporate and they're afraid for their jobs. So they don't say what you guys say. [01:43:52] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:43:53] Speaker B: So the honesty and the hilarity and I get that you have to be able to suspend that. This is. Everything's a joke. Talk about the sauce like it's joke, right? [01:44:04] Speaker C: Yeah. We're obviously joking. [01:44:05] Speaker B: Obviously joking. And I could it. It's refreshing. [01:44:10] Speaker A: He did actually buy it, though. That's not a joke. [01:44:12] Speaker B: But he bought it for business. [01:44:13] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. [01:44:14] Speaker B: He was standing on business. [01:44:15] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:44:15] Speaker C: I got a kid to feed. [01:44:17] Speaker B: Standing on business. But I mean, that video was fucking great. It was like you guys all out in the backyard, you're doing the tomatoes and. [01:44:24] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. So I, I, this is my recollection of it. And I'm sure Justin's gonna have a different story of this. We put up a video about Burger Talk with Mark Lewis. And you did it. You put a thing in there, like this kid. This kid doesn't know what he's talking about. Or something about one of the things. And Justin got extremely defensive on it. [01:44:42] Speaker B: Fud Ruck. [01:44:43] Speaker A: Yes. And then I went in there. It was like, like busting your ball. You came out and then you started it and Justin was super serious. I was not. [01:44:52] Speaker C: I don't even remember that. [01:44:53] Speaker A: This is how Joe got into this podcast. I felt like I had to come in over the top because you were like going down his throat. But I knew, like, he followed us. I think he already followed us before that. What? [01:45:02] Speaker C: Burger talk. [01:45:03] Speaker B: You said something like. [01:45:04] Speaker A: I said like, palanis burger. [01:45:06] Speaker B: And I'm like, get the. [01:45:08] Speaker A: Yeah, that's what I think it was. [01:45:09] Speaker B: Oh. [01:45:09] Speaker C: And I said, fud Ruckus. [01:45:10] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. You said it's an elite. He said it was. [01:45:13] Speaker C: You said Al for some reason doesn't understand my tone via text message and thinks I'm always serious. [01:45:20] Speaker A: Tonight the good news is we can go back. I should have had this ready, but I'll go back and look at this, look at this post and see how negative Justin was on it. [01:45:29] Speaker B: Oh, that'll be good. I'm interested because I don't remember exactly how it went out, but I just remember him saying fuddruckers and I'm like, get. [01:45:35] Speaker A: Justin loves to like come over the top. He thinks he's Marcus Lewis. That's what he thinks. But he's not as quick witted as Marcus Lewis. Lewis. [01:45:43] Speaker C: Okay? [01:45:45] Speaker A: And I'm talking Marcus Lewis, the guest we had on earlier, not Marcus Lewis. [01:45:51] Speaker B: Yeah, he's pretty. You know, he was a lot more quick than I thought he was. [01:45:54] Speaker C: Somebody said to him, I thought it was the funniest thing goes, it looks like you were stung in the tongue. [01:45:59] Speaker B: By a thousand be. [01:46:00] Speaker C: By a thousand bees or something like that. He goes, yeah, it was a super hornet. I started cracking up. I go, this guy's awesome. [01:46:09] Speaker B: It's good, it's good. I'll tell you. In the meantime, I, I have a real problem. It's a theme on my blog about places that say that they have a smash burger on their menu and you get it and the burger is that. [01:46:22] Speaker C: Yeah, that's not a smash and it's not caramelized. You got to get the onions first. You get the onions down first. Then you put the patty and you gotta, you get the press and press it down. You gotta cook it on top of the onions. It could be paper thin. [01:46:34] Speaker B: Caramelized. [01:46:35] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:46:35] Speaker A: I actually have this story wrong. [01:46:39] Speaker B: Okay. [01:46:41] Speaker A: I have it wrong. I apologize to Justin. [01:46:44] Speaker B: Was it you that came over the top? [01:46:46] Speaker A: Mark Lewis came over the top and me and Justin were joking around. [01:46:50] Speaker B: Okay. All right, go ahead. [01:46:51] Speaker A: You said, I feel like saying fuddruck is. Is a total troll job. Total loss of credibility for everything from this point on. That's like Skip Bayless, Tony Ma picks where they say something so dumb just for clicks. I'm literally triggered at that pick. I should know better that this can't be serious. And I got sucked into comment. I'll go over all I said to this. Honestly, I don't want to say he should hurt himself, but he should think about it at least. It's that bad of a pick. [01:47:18] Speaker B: It's a terrible pick. [01:47:20] Speaker A: And then Justin goes in defense to myself, fuds is like a core memory burger somewhere where I ate with my parents as a Kid. And they would argue and tell each other how much they hate one another. I said, that's a clip. I said, that's true. I once saw his mother run over his father with her with his own car in the parking lot of Fuddruckers. Core memory. That's a true story. [01:47:41] Speaker C: It is very true. [01:47:43] Speaker A: And then Mark Lewis comes over. Talk, buddy. Food and taste is subjective. Shut the up with this paragraph, how you don't have the same taste as other people. Clown show. That's. [01:47:54] Speaker C: Yeah, see, you say, I don't know how. [01:47:58] Speaker A: Well, it's. You and him very soft online. [01:48:00] Speaker C: That's crazy. [01:48:02] Speaker B: Think of is he had Fud Ruckers as an account lined up like they were gonna pay him or something, because. [01:48:06] Speaker C: No, I just think they actually shut the doors like two weeks later. [01:48:10] Speaker B: I know. [01:48:10] Speaker A: Hold on. Fud Ruckers is a solid burger. I would never put it as the best burger in Massachusetts. It's just like a. It's just like, okay, it's Thea, you're gonna get fat Ruckers. [01:48:20] Speaker C: It's like if. [01:48:21] Speaker B: If you're dirty. [01:48:22] Speaker C: The thing is, where are you getting burgers? It's like you can go to where Chili's, the 99, McDonald's, Burger King. This is. Hold on. I'm making a point in that point in that area specifically. [01:48:37] Speaker B: Okay. [01:48:37] Speaker C: Kelly. [01:48:38] Speaker A: Kelly's is a way better strip ball. [01:48:40] Speaker B: Burgers you're talking about. Yeah, chain burgers. [01:48:43] Speaker C: So when you put Fod rockers in that conversation, it's elite compared to those of what other options you're going to get. You're not talking about how many burger places There's. Five guys. [01:48:52] Speaker B: Are five guys. Which one? [01:48:54] Speaker C: I like five guys. [01:48:55] Speaker B: Of course. [01:48:56] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:48:56] Speaker C: Five guys I like better. Yeah. That's why I said it's a Core Memory burger. [01:49:00] Speaker B: Okay. [01:49:01] Speaker C: That's what it is. You went there as your kid, you sat in the booth. My mother was throwing the giant glasses of Coca Cola all over me and Al. And my father, she was a psychopath. [01:49:11] Speaker A: Then she ran over his father in the parking lot. That's great story. [01:49:14] Speaker B: What was that all about? Why was she throwing on you? [01:49:16] Speaker C: Well, my mother was mentally ill. [01:49:18] Speaker B: Okay. [01:49:18] Speaker C: So there was that. And my father was an enabler, so. [01:49:22] Speaker B: It explains a lot. [01:49:23] Speaker C: Yeah. But anyway, I'm the product of it. [01:49:25] Speaker B: But, like, Smashburgers have become a thing, though. Like, I feel like in the last like three years, Smashburgers, like maybe even. [01:49:32] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:49:32] Speaker B: And all these restaurants are trying to capitalize it. They put it on the menu, you order it, and it's not a smash burger. And I get pissed. [01:49:38] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. [01:49:38] Speaker C: If you're gonna do something, do it right. [01:49:41] Speaker B: I mean it's just a certain expectation. [01:49:42] Speaker A: Do you know who had a pretty good smash burger? It's a place in Medford which you'll never go to because who the wants to go to Medford At Stationlands and it's called Long Cross. Like it's an Irish bar. They did it on like a huge like craft English muffin. It was delicious. [01:49:55] Speaker C: That sounds delicious. [01:49:56] Speaker A: Yeah, it was real good. [01:49:57] Speaker C: What's the place in Malden? Is it crazy good kitchen? Crazy good kitchen. [01:50:01] Speaker A: Great burger. [01:50:02] Speaker C: Really good, great burger. [01:50:04] Speaker B: I think if someone was out on the street, they could go buy themselves a Blackstone and set up with a, you know, one of those like pop up tent things on the side of the road and charge $12 for an elite burger. And it's not hard to make a great smash burger and sell them all day long. [01:50:18] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, I agree. [01:50:19] Speaker B: And make a living. [01:50:20] Speaker C: How would you even get away with that though? [01:50:22] Speaker B: $3 coat. [01:50:22] Speaker C: Can you just pop. Do popups like that? [01:50:24] Speaker B: Well glossy. You pay for a. They bid for, for roadside spots and stuff. [01:50:29] Speaker A: Okay, that's okay. [01:50:31] Speaker B: Stuff like that. [01:50:32] Speaker A: You got any boats that do like a, like a food boat? [01:50:35] Speaker B: What do you mean? [01:50:36] Speaker C: This is the idea like in Naples. [01:50:37] Speaker A: You know, we go to Naples and like have you ever been to like. [01:50:41] Speaker B: Like they had on Route 1 the, the fake boat that you go by and eat. [01:50:44] Speaker A: No, no, no, no. An actual boat. [01:50:46] Speaker C: So me and Al, I'm trying to. [01:50:48] Speaker A: Think of the place in Naples. You go to it, it's like a sandbar and then all the boats come up, they have. [01:50:52] Speaker B: Oh yeah, yeah, no, keep waiting, keep waiting. [01:50:54] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:50:55] Speaker C: So me and I were talking about this idea of doing like on the water business in Florida if we ever had like the money to do it where you have a floating dock where you're trying to make. What is the. [01:51:09] Speaker A: I don't know, what is 100 yard hole in one? [01:51:11] Speaker C: 100 yard hole in one for like $10,000. [01:51:13] Speaker B: Wow. [01:51:14] Speaker C: So you're making the shot, right? [01:51:16] Speaker B: Because you could buy the insurance for that. [01:51:17] Speaker C: You can buy the insurance for it and then people pay like 10 bucks a shot or 20 bucks for like a bucket or whatever. And then on top of it having floating like a drive up food station. [01:51:30] Speaker B: Chicks and bikinis. Yeah, Hot chicks and bikinis. [01:51:33] Speaker C: All that. [01:51:33] Speaker B: All that. [01:51:34] Speaker A: All that. [01:51:34] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:51:35] Speaker C: In Florida. Tell me that's not a million dollar concept. [01:51:38] Speaker B: Dude, cut the check. Yeah, just cut the check. [01:51:40] Speaker C: Yeah, Somebody out there all day. Maybe that dude Fonz is a millionaire and wants to invest. [01:51:46] Speaker A: It's a union plumber. [01:51:47] Speaker B: You're obsessed with Fonz. Fonz, Fonz. [01:51:50] Speaker A: He can't. He's never gonna find out. [01:51:54] Speaker B: Frontal cortex, he's right there. He's. He's got 80% of it right there. [01:51:58] Speaker C: But see, I. You know why? I. Well, first of all, he sent it to Al. I would have respected him more if he just sent it to me. [01:52:04] Speaker A: Because he doesn't have your phone number. [01:52:06] Speaker C: It doesn't matter. You could Instagram group, Instagram chat. Yeah, I would respect you more. [01:52:10] Speaker B: Well, at least out of all the stuff. Yeah, but I don't talk about it. [01:52:13] Speaker C: Which is in all sincerity, I don't have any hatred towards this kid. I really don't care. This other person that Al won't tell me about, I feel like is a giant and just won't just say it in my face. At least I got to see this kid's face. [01:52:25] Speaker B: You know what's funny? [01:52:26] Speaker C: And I got to rebuttal. [01:52:27] Speaker B: You come off as like, kind of nerdy. Right. But you always talk about fighting. Fighting. Were you a big fighter when you're a kid? No, because you talk about like, I would. [01:52:35] Speaker C: No, I mean, I would punch the. [01:52:37] Speaker B: Guy in the face. I would do this. Do you have. Did you like. [01:52:39] Speaker A: I have. [01:52:40] Speaker C: I gotten with fights as a kid. Yes, absolutely. [01:52:42] Speaker B: Up and up until your twenties especially my. [01:52:44] Speaker C: With my group of friends were all psychopaths. Yeah. And thank you for saying I. I look nerdy. It's because I have glasses on. I appreciate that. [01:52:53] Speaker A: That was a backhanded golf man. [01:52:55] Speaker C: Yeah, no, see, my problem is, is I don't care if you beat the out of me. I don't care. [01:53:02] Speaker B: You're not going to back down. [01:53:03] Speaker C: I'll never back down. I don't care how big you are, how ugly you are. No, I absolutely will not. And that's. Stop trolling. I know. [01:53:10] Speaker A: Back down. [01:53:10] Speaker C: You're smiling like a. You could beat the living out of me to an inch of my life. Does not matter. I don't care. [01:53:16] Speaker B: Yeah, I got a lot of you guys gun guys. [01:53:20] Speaker C: No, I've shot a lot of guns. I've never owned a gun. [01:53:24] Speaker B: I got like a lot of. [01:53:25] Speaker A: Well, what's a gun guy? [01:53:27] Speaker B: Like, I got a lot of buddies that are like, yeah, like, that's like five years. Like these alpha dudes that like. [01:53:33] Speaker A: Yeah, like, that's what I would say. Like I've. When you ask that question, it's not like, do you ever. Have you ever shot a gun? Do you own a gun? That's like a. A gun guy is a specific type of human being that they're a gun guy throwing through. [01:53:44] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:53:45] Speaker B: I feel like this. [01:53:46] Speaker C: Almost like a nerdy guy. [01:53:47] Speaker B: I feel like this genre has like, really, like an allowance the last five years. Like, I got a bunch of buddies collecting these guns. [01:53:52] Speaker A: I think Covid kind of put a lot of stuff onto people's hobbies. They really, like, kicked up a notch. [01:53:58] Speaker B: So. [01:53:58] Speaker C: And there's been a lot that's a. [01:54:00] Speaker A: Decent hobby to have. [01:54:01] Speaker C: There's been a lot of threats of people taking guns away. [01:54:03] Speaker A: There's worse hobbies. Would you rather be with a gun guy or a wrestling guy? [01:54:07] Speaker B: Like, oh, gun guy. [01:54:08] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:54:08] Speaker B: Every time they threaten to take the gun, the sales of guns go. But every one of my buddies, they mention a gun that they're potentially going to take away. They buy five of them. [01:54:19] Speaker A: Oh, I know every one of them. So I think this is like, this is a little bit of Justin conspiracy theory, like a little tinfoil hat. I think that the gun companies actually like that and they kind of drive it that way. Like, oh, they're going to take it away just to drive up sales. So they actually pay people on both sides of the aisle to keep the. Keep the going. It makes perfect sense to me. It'd be like, if they took away away booze, like, if there was a threat to take away booze, wouldn't you, as like Bud Light, pay someone to be like, yeah, we should take away booze and then pay the people to fight them? And then all of a sudden be like, they got me taking away booze. [01:54:51] Speaker B: The Kennedy's, dude. Yeah, the Kennedy's. Yeah. All their dough. They. They were in Gloucester hiring guys. They had all. I don't know if you're familiar with like, Essex and stuff like that. The back creeks of Essex and stuff. They were just the. They hired all the fishing guys. [01:55:05] Speaker A: They just go out to Canada for the whiskey. [01:55:07] Speaker B: Yeah. New Brunswick and stuff like that. They would just run the whiskey and the. And the bourbon and then. Then a rum, you know, who's. [01:55:14] Speaker A: Gloucester's, like, rival. Is it Newburyport? [01:55:19] Speaker B: No, no, in. Well, back in the Danvers was the, you know, the. The football game. [01:55:26] Speaker A: Okay. [01:55:26] Speaker B: But Winthrop was always a great. See, you guys are probably not born, but back in like 83, 85, Gloucester had a great hockey team. And it was like those games, there was all. Always fights and like, the stands were always packed and we Would throw fish onto the ice and golf balls and it was a right scene. Every. Every. Those games were some of my best memories. Unbelievable. [01:55:51] Speaker A: Just hockey games. Were you. Were you playing hockey? [01:55:54] Speaker B: Terrible. Terrible. Hockey player. I didn't. I didn't realize I was, like, legally blind until I was, like, 12 years old, so. [01:56:01] Speaker C: Do you wear glasses? I have contacts. [01:56:03] Speaker B: I had contacts, but I had no. Like, for baseball, I was fucking terrible. I had no depth for s. Yeah. And. And, like, when my parents got me glasses and we drove, like, out of our street because we live near the water, and I saw the beach. Like, that's probably a couple hundred yards away. And I could. I didn't know what the beach was there. I'm like, oh, my God. I could see people on the beach. I didn't know that that was the beach. [01:56:23] Speaker A: Yeah. That's crazy. It's funny, because when I coach these kids, one of these kids, like, just couldn't hit the ball. [01:56:28] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:56:28] Speaker A: Just couldn't hit the ball. And I'm like, what the wrong with this kid? Because, like, the year before he was hitting the ball, all of a sudden he gets one little tweak in his thing, and he didn't miss a ball the rest of the year. It was like, one of those things. So, like, the sighting in baseball, it's insane. [01:56:40] Speaker C: Oh, it's everything. [01:56:41] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:56:41] Speaker B: Yeah. No, it's crazy. I. Yeah. So I was a terrible. I was a good tennis player, which is weird, but. [01:56:46] Speaker A: Yeah, tennis. You, like, still playing tennis? [01:56:49] Speaker B: My shoulders are. [01:56:50] Speaker A: You're gone. [01:56:50] Speaker B: Yeah. I was recruited at Bentley for tennis. [01:56:53] Speaker C: Oh, wow. [01:56:53] Speaker B: They wanted me to play tennis. And I said. Then I went on the interview, and the guy says, yeah, we practice four. Four hours a day. I was like, I'm out. [01:57:01] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:57:01] Speaker C: Al went to Bentley for five minutes. [01:57:03] Speaker B: Did you go to Belly? [01:57:04] Speaker A: Yeah. A cup of coffee. I was there for a cup of coffee. Yeah. Cup of coffee. They also recruited me for tennis. [01:57:09] Speaker B: I told my. I shouldn't. I shouldn't on my alma mater, but I told my daughters and every. Did you play that? [01:57:16] Speaker A: No, no. I. I played tennis in high school, but I didn't. I wasn't good or anything. [01:57:19] Speaker B: I. I tell every young kid, go to a big Southern school with a good athletic program. [01:57:25] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, yeah. [01:57:26] Speaker B: So my daughter, we went on all these, you know, tours, Clemson and Kentucky and these beautiful schools down south and all that. It's all business, right? Like, all that money they're making on basketball and football and those TV contracts they're pouring into these dorms and these dorms that's good. [01:57:46] Speaker C: We like to see that. [01:57:47] Speaker B: These dorms, you go into them. If you went into Bentley. Yeah, it's concrete, like painted over. Fucking. It's a jail cell. Yeah, you go in. If you go to Clinton Thompson, you go in to the dorm. It's all. They have pools in the quads. [01:58:03] Speaker A: Yeah. That's insane. [01:58:04] Speaker B: They got barbecues. [01:58:05] Speaker A: How's no one die? Dude. Dude, if there was legitimate body of. [01:58:09] Speaker C: Water, I would be at that la. [01:58:10] Speaker A: I probably would be. [01:58:11] Speaker C: Damn, dude. Yeah, you'd be dead. [01:58:13] Speaker B: Mass exodus from Northeast schools. And I know to going down there, like to all those southern schools. [01:58:19] Speaker A: Where's she going to school? Did she pick yet? [01:58:21] Speaker B: Friday we find out about Clemson. [01:58:23] Speaker A: Is that what you want? [01:58:24] Speaker B: I want her to be happy. So I think she'd be happy. Kentucky, Auburn, she's into. She's into Tennessee. She got into Elon. She got into all the schools. [01:58:34] Speaker A: Musk University. [01:58:37] Speaker B: I don't know. [01:58:37] Speaker C: So does she know what she wants to do? [01:58:39] Speaker B: Architecture. [01:58:40] Speaker C: Oh, wow. Great job. [01:58:41] Speaker B: She's smart girl. 42 GPA. Sick. [01:58:44] Speaker A: That's a fake GPA. [01:58:45] Speaker C: I know what the is 42 better than AP. [01:58:49] Speaker B: You get more AP. [01:58:50] Speaker C: Oh, now you just make it. [01:58:51] Speaker A: My high school did go up like my year, they went up to four and a half. I remember that. And I thought it was only four, and then it was just like four and a half. [01:58:58] Speaker B: Well, those AP classes did. I never in my entire life did more than like maybe two hours of homework. The Mac, the very max. You had like a paper to do and you hadn't done anything. [01:59:08] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:59:09] Speaker B: She legitimately does four hours of homework every single day. Every day. I mean, I was like, I tell and I've told her, but her mother has told her. Her like, we don't expect this of you. You're putting a lot of pressure on yourself. Chill out. Don't worry about it. I want you to have a good. She's like. She's driven herself. She's. This is. [01:59:27] Speaker C: Which is good. I mean, she could be super lazy and the exact opposite. [01:59:32] Speaker A: Yeah. My opinion, I mean, and this is. Take this with a grain of salt. I think college is the biggest waste of time on the planet. [01:59:38] Speaker C: Time and money. I do not. If you want to be an architect. [01:59:41] Speaker A: And here's what I'm going to say. Here's what I'm going to say. I think that if I was a guy, I go into a trade. If I was a girl, I'd go into college. [01:59:50] Speaker C: Yeah, that makes sense. [01:59:52] Speaker B: And I know that necessarily college, you have to define it, you have to say go to call. [01:59:56] Speaker A: Well, I think if you don't know what you're going to do, you should go into a trade. Like if you. If you're just going for like a liberal arts degree at a college or a random business degree, like communication, like it makes sense. An architect makes sense. You need this schoolhood to do what you want to do. [02:00:11] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:00:11] Speaker C: You want to be a doctor. That's lawyer. [02:00:14] Speaker B: Taxes. [02:00:14] Speaker A: Yeah. Yes. Yeah. That's different to me. [02:00:16] Speaker C: Way different than wanting to. [02:00:18] Speaker B: I'm going to give you one more alternative, which I say to a lot of kids that are on the back of lobster boats and fish y. And I try to not to say it because I don't want to sabotage my lobsterman, but I think it. The mass maritime and the. [02:00:31] Speaker A: Yeah, those. [02:00:32] Speaker B: Those jobs. Those, those. I had a kid that was hungry during. And he worked for us. This is ten years ago. And he worked for us four years. Young kid. [02:00:41] Speaker A: Legal. [02:00:42] Speaker B: Yeah, legal. Okay. He got his tax stuff and everything. He. He legitimately. He left us to go to work on oil rig transportation companies out of New Orleans. Within four years, he was making 150 grand. [02:00:57] Speaker C: Wow. [02:00:58] Speaker B: He works half the time. He worked half the time because you. So you either work one week on, one week off. Off. One month on, one month off. Yeah, it's like I worked like during the season. I'm working seven days a week. [02:01:10] Speaker C: Yeah. [02:01:10] Speaker B: He's. They're getting. He's getting half. Half of the year off, basically. [02:01:14] Speaker C: Yeah. Not. [02:01:15] Speaker B: Not an oil rig on the. On the ship. [02:01:17] Speaker A: Okay. [02:01:18] Speaker B: The. The tankers and stuff like that. Okay. [02:01:19] Speaker A: Okay. [02:01:19] Speaker B: He's work. They pay him to go to. They pay him for the schooling to go up in rank. [02:01:24] Speaker C: Yeah. [02:01:24] Speaker B: And which makes him more money. [02:01:26] Speaker C: Yeah. [02:01:26] Speaker B: Now he's a master of all ships. He has a house in Naples. Naples. Four kids and like driving a sick. He makes more money than I do. [02:01:35] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:01:35] Speaker B: This is a uneducated Honduran kid. [02:01:38] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:01:38] Speaker B: That's great kid. He calls me. He calls me once every couple months. Tell him how proud I am of him, but it's a fucking great hard work. Pays off great job. But he says now all he's doing is pushing paper. He's like, just like it's a joke. And he's making a fortune. It's a great nuts. So if you're. If there's anybody out there that's looking for. That is lost needs. It's not. [02:01:59] Speaker A: I'd send Justin over there, but he's. He's more of a master Beta than a master of ships. [02:02:04] Speaker C: It's true. [02:02:05] Speaker B: Yeah. The trades. [02:02:06] Speaker C: I mean, like, I want, like, for Santino, I'd love to get him. There's two things I definitely want to get him into. I don't want to force sports on him, but I'd love for him to take Jiu Jitsu. And I don't want to force school on him, but I'd love for him to take coding classes. [02:02:21] Speaker B: Coding? Yeah. [02:02:21] Speaker C: Coding. [02:02:22] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:02:22] Speaker C: He can make 200,000 a year, and he could work from any. [02:02:26] Speaker B: Anywhere engineers. Yeah. [02:02:28] Speaker C: You don't have to pay 150, 000 in tuition. [02:02:32] Speaker B: There's a lot. There's a lot of. [02:02:34] Speaker A: Why don't you get it to coding? [02:02:36] Speaker C: I do code it. [02:02:38] Speaker A: Get into it. [02:02:39] Speaker C: I am into it. [02:02:40] Speaker B: Okay. [02:02:40] Speaker A: Get into it. [02:02:41] Speaker C: I mean, I have a cyber security degree, which is. Some of it is coding already. [02:02:46] Speaker B: You guys. Are you guys into crypto? [02:02:50] Speaker C: I have a couple. Nothing major invested. It's just like. It's. There's putting new out every week. [02:02:56] Speaker A: I don't even know how to do the wallet. [02:02:57] Speaker C: It's all. Well, you don't really need. [02:02:59] Speaker A: It's on Coinbase. Download Cracking. [02:03:01] Speaker C: Yeah, you can download Coinbase. It's an app right. On your phone. It's the same thing. It's fine. [02:03:05] Speaker A: I do think that people get making stupid money through it. So it's like something that you probably should at least know a little bit about. [02:03:11] Speaker B: I think it's p. I think the ship. [02:03:12] Speaker A: I think it's passed, too. I think that you just chasing. You're chasing in the night. [02:03:15] Speaker C: I never know because there's still some that are still popping even. Like, look at Trump coin for point name. Portnoy made like a million dollars, dude. [02:03:23] Speaker B: It lost three weeks ago. Lost a shitload. Well, it's. [02:03:26] Speaker C: You gotta know when to get in and when to get out. [02:03:28] Speaker A: So here's the thing. You gotta stick a move with this. If you're sticking and moving, you can make a lot of money. [02:03:32] Speaker C: Yeah. Yeah. [02:03:35] Speaker B: You can lose a lot of money, too. [02:03:36] Speaker A: I. I agree. I'm telling you, I traded options, dude. I lost tens of thousands of dollars trading options. [02:03:41] Speaker C: It's no different than this on the golf course. [02:03:44] Speaker A: Like, legitimately, I. I tee off and I. And I'd lose $10,000, and I'd be like, what the Am I doing? [02:03:49] Speaker C: Options are. I would just never play. [02:03:52] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:03:53] Speaker B: So, you know, I'm surprised you guys, honestly, Crypto, though, because you're younger, and I figured you guys, like, saw all your. [02:03:58] Speaker C: Well, here's the thing we are younger, but I would say that our mentality is just older. Like our. Our mindset is a more conservative. [02:04:07] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:04:08] Speaker C: It's like I'm not gonna work hard every day to put 10 grand into something that could evaporate in seconds. Like, I'm just not gonna do that. [02:04:20] Speaker B: Scary. [02:04:20] Speaker C: Yeah. And we got so on amc. We put both of us money in amc and we both would have made a ton of money if we sold. And then we just didn't. And then it tanked. [02:04:32] Speaker A: And I have this new. It's a new investment strategy and I let it blind me before with Justin. Don't invest in anything Justin invests. I was have been out. I should have been out of there. Would have been a lot better off. [02:04:47] Speaker C: See at Oppo. Al I was right. Was I right or wrong about amc? [02:04:53] Speaker A: You were wrong. No, you said to keep it in. [02:04:55] Speaker C: You bought in at $8 or $10. I bought in at like 5 and it shot up to like $74. And both of us. [02:05:02] Speaker B: You never got out. [02:05:03] Speaker C: Never got out. So who's. Is that my fault? [02:05:05] Speaker B: So. No, here's the thing. How the fuck are you supposed to know where the. Where the top is? So my buddy bought crypto a couple months ago. [02:05:13] Speaker A: I think you xrp. [02:05:15] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:05:15] Speaker C: You're supp. [02:05:16] Speaker B: And he. He. He had a double. And I. And I told him, just take. You got a double. Take fucking half off and let the rest ride into. [02:05:25] Speaker C: Yeah, you. [02:05:25] Speaker B: You can never lose anything. [02:05:27] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:05:28] Speaker B: And he fucking. He did. And then it went up higher. And then he's pissed at me, and then it went down lower. I'm like, dude, fucking. No one knows. Yeah, there's no fucking way to know. [02:05:37] Speaker A: I think the thing is, it's like in anything when you start getting too greedy with stuff, you start thinking. So you start calculating. You mind. Okay, this could go up to 100. Yeah, I got up to 200. [02:05:48] Speaker B: That guy's already telling me, oh, when this hits this. [02:05:51] Speaker C: Yeah, it's going to the moon. [02:05:53] Speaker B: What are we doing? [02:05:54] Speaker C: And meanwhile, I would have already bought my house and paid my car off and all that if I just took the money and ran. [02:06:00] Speaker B: It's just all cost average. That's it. Let it rip. Let it rip. [02:06:04] Speaker C: Just gotta let it rip. [02:06:05] Speaker A: I love that he came with this many. This many notes. Topics. [02:06:09] Speaker C: I mean, how many more topics? [02:06:11] Speaker A: We've never. Do me a favor, Joe, say I. [02:06:15] Speaker B: Sensed I send these things to you all the time behind the scenes. [02:06:18] Speaker C: I know. [02:06:19] Speaker B: I feel like I'm. [02:06:19] Speaker C: I'm pulling the Strings. [02:06:21] Speaker A: He does, he does, he does. He puts us in the group chat. He's like, podcast topic idea, what's the price of lobster today? Pretty much his ideas. I know he's got great ideas. Say Coca Cola, though, Joe, without using your lips. [02:06:35] Speaker B: Oh God, that's kind of weird. Okay, call. [02:06:38] Speaker A: What about you, Jess? And that's right, Coca Cola. How about just Coca Cola? [02:06:43] Speaker C: Coca Cola. [02:06:44] Speaker A: You never touch your lips when you say Coca Cola. [02:06:48] Speaker C: Without using my lips. [02:06:49] Speaker A: Without you, without touching your lips. [02:06:51] Speaker C: I can't move. [02:06:51] Speaker A: No, without touching your lips. [02:06:52] Speaker C: But that's not what you said. You didn't say without touching your lips. [02:06:56] Speaker A: No, no, I said without touching. [02:06:57] Speaker C: You said without using your lips. [02:06:59] Speaker A: You would have never got it anyways. It gets everybody. Because it got me. It gets everybody. [02:07:02] Speaker C: Okay, well, so what is it? [02:07:03] Speaker A: Just Coca Cola? You just say it normal and your lips never touch Coca Cola? [02:07:08] Speaker C: Yeah, but whose lips are touching when they, when they talk like anyway, does anybody. [02:07:12] Speaker A: My lips touch Coca Cola? [02:07:14] Speaker C: Yeah, I guess. [02:07:15] Speaker A: Coca Cola. You just say it. Listen, my kid got me the other day. It's a bad joke. [02:07:19] Speaker C: 10 year old joke for you that you. [02:07:21] Speaker A: That's it, you got it. [02:07:22] Speaker C: Ruined my whole experience on this podcast. [02:07:24] Speaker A: Speaking of 10 year olds, I, I, my, my daily routine is I drive my kid to school, then I go to work, right? Justin's probably on his 15th nap. He's into his sleep. He doesn't get out of bed. [02:07:35] Speaker B: Exactly. [02:07:36] Speaker A: He works late, he doesn't work. [02:07:38] Speaker B: What time do you get out of work? [02:07:39] Speaker A: He's home by 10:30, 11 tops. That's not late. [02:07:42] Speaker C: I'm up at 9:00, the latest. [02:07:44] Speaker A: Anyways, so I bring my kid to school. There's something going on in the world with crossing gods that they're on like a ridiculous power trip now. I have no problem. We gotta get the kids across the street safely. That's their number one job. That's the only job they should be worrying about. For some reason, these crossing guys are directing traffic. So they're stopping traffic to let cars pull out and left onto the street to let people that. They never were allowed to do that. [02:08:17] Speaker C: No, you're not supposed to. [02:08:18] Speaker A: You walk out, you put out the stick, the kid crosses by. You put the stick down, you go back, you sped. That was how it, that's how crossing. [02:08:26] Speaker C: Guys, I guarantee if a cop seen it, they'd be like, you can't do that. This lady you're not allowed to hold true lady. [02:08:33] Speaker A: She gets me every time. She gets me every single time. I'm on the main street now, I'm usually right on time. [02:08:39] Speaker B: She's got it up for you. [02:08:40] Speaker A: I don't know. She comes out and she just stops me. And then she's letting 15 cars pull on. I'm like, that's not your job, lady. You can't direct traffic. You're not a cop. Okay? You are allowed to let the people cross the street, and that's it. That's where your job ends. I swear to God, one day I'm gonna run a robo. It's the only way. Because she's the only one that does it. She's the only one that I've seen do it. Every other person, she's. Profile the face of the plan. No, I just. [02:09:03] Speaker C: I just. She doesn't Watches your video. [02:09:06] Speaker A: She's a discriminant. [02:09:06] Speaker C: She's like a loser. [02:09:07] Speaker A: She's like a school shooter. She's hitting everybody. She's hitting every single person with that left turn. She's taking traffic out. I'm like, this doesn't make sense. You cannot start moving cars in a traffic pattern. [02:09:20] Speaker C: This is a weird thing to hang your hat on. [02:09:23] Speaker A: It's aggravated me. It's legit aggravated me. I get aggravated over my fucking coffee. [02:09:27] Speaker B: That's like. That's similar to the fucking. The. The. The bum that you fucking let him cross. You cross in front of you. [02:09:35] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:09:36] Speaker B: He doesn't acknowledge you. And he fucking goes so slowly, never lifts his head up. Like, when I go. Someone lets me go by. I fucking trot and I fucking acknowledge with a fucking hello. And I feel like these fucking bums, it's like the only power they have over a working person. [02:09:52] Speaker C: Yeah. [02:09:52] Speaker A: You know who's bad at that, though? [02:09:54] Speaker B: Too cool. [02:09:55] Speaker A: Young black dudes. Young black dude sag in the pants a little bit. They do like to walk slow. I was a big speed walker. Like, I feel like I. If. If I let someone cross. [02:10:08] Speaker C: Or. [02:10:09] Speaker A: You know what? You know what? Like, when someone's holding the door from you and you even, like, you fake like you're doing a little. [02:10:13] Speaker C: Give it a little. [02:10:14] Speaker A: You give you a little bit of. [02:10:15] Speaker C: Like this and you're doing the. [02:10:16] Speaker A: I'm talking like a high school kid. Like, just high school kids in general, actually. They walk so slow across the street. Someone got to teach them a lesson. [02:10:25] Speaker C: Well, I feel like they just don't really give a. [02:10:27] Speaker B: That white trash guys are pretty bad at it too. [02:10:30] Speaker A: Like, you're right. I think it's. It could be the white trash and white trash are bad too. [02:10:35] Speaker C: I told the story on the podcast a couple weeks ago, the guy I held the door open for and he. It was like a long distance, and I'm holding the door and he walks through and just doesn't even acknowledge me. No thanks. You know, nothing. Just breeze right past me. I was livid. I wanted to smash him right in the nose so bad. [02:10:54] Speaker B: Yeah, because you're like, what the dude? I was. I was kind enough to let you go. [02:10:58] Speaker C: Yeah. [02:10:59] Speaker B: Like, slammed on my brakes. [02:11:00] Speaker C: But speaking of traffic, me and Sabs went food shopping, which is Sabrina. We go to pull in, and you know how in front they have the with child pocket. [02:11:12] Speaker A: Yes. [02:11:13] Speaker C: Well, there's only like one or two spots now because they added electric vehicles. Vehicle in those spots, like, right out front. It's like, put those in the back. Stop. [02:11:23] Speaker A: So we make money off that, though. [02:11:25] Speaker C: We are pulling in, all of a sudden there's an old lady that cuts in front of us and goes to take the spot and she has a handicap and she's pointing at her handicap sign. I never seen Sabrina lose her mind so much. She's like, it's not a handicap sign. She's like yelling at this old lady. [02:11:44] Speaker A: This is where Sabrina's in the wrong here. [02:11:46] Speaker C: That's what I said. [02:11:47] Speaker A: Handicap is a trump card. [02:11:48] Speaker C: Yes. [02:11:49] Speaker A: That's like you would park in any spot you want with that. Any park on the street. [02:11:53] Speaker C: I said to her, I go, what do you want to do? Get out? She just wouldn't let it go either. She's seen this steam coming out of her. [02:12:01] Speaker A: It tr. That's the trump card. That's basically. [02:12:04] Speaker C: I go, it's an old lady. [02:12:06] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:12:07] Speaker C: Right. So then we're walking by the car and I go, do you want me to. You want me to knock on the window and I'll yell. [02:12:11] Speaker A: Yell at her. [02:12:12] Speaker C: She's like, oh, shut the up. Then we go in the store and she's. We see the same lady pushing the shopping cart, and I go, let's go. Yell at us. So I'm just. I'm just. I'm piling on. She was so mad at me. [02:12:26] Speaker B: Dude, women, when they have children between the ages of like, 1 and 3, you can't reason with them. [02:12:31] Speaker A: No, no, no, no. You can't reason with them in general. [02:12:34] Speaker C: So, yeah, it doesn't matter if you have them. [02:12:37] Speaker A: So they. They're a little bit of stress. They're not sleeping correctly. Yeah. It's crazy. [02:12:41] Speaker C: Yeah. [02:12:41] Speaker A: But yeah, trump card. That's a trump card. Even in the north End, though, that if you ever you could park in resident parking. It doesn't, it doesn't matter. That thing. [02:12:48] Speaker C: Yeah, I tried to explain this to her and she like really genuinely was not having it. I think she was just on one for the day. [02:12:56] Speaker A: Do you know who also is pissing me off? Not to change the subject that quick, but plow guys, they just think that God's gift Earth now granted, we need. Need them. We need them. It's not like we don't need them. It's just their overall attitude. We get it. You're making 150 an hour. We get it. [02:13:15] Speaker C: I don't your phone. You're pushing snow. [02:13:18] Speaker A: I don't need the social media post to you with the snow coming down ready to put in eight work. So like you actually plowing a snowbank. No one needs to see that. You know, I don't see ditch dig is, you know, hitting the shovel into the ground. We don't need to see boomerangs of you out there cleaning the snow. We get it. You're making a ton of money. We get it. [02:13:37] Speaker C: Snow, your girlfriend blowing you in the cab 1,000%. [02:13:41] Speaker A: That was the next point that you're just getting blown in this car. You're probably drinking in it. I know plenty of guys that are plow guys that are just getting blown and drinking. That's why they're side swiping cars. Okay? So let's not act your like you're. [02:13:53] Speaker C: Kai Almighty, all right? [02:13:55] Speaker A: You are cleaning the street do. So we don't need the social media post. And this is coming from someone that she has way too much on social media. [02:14:02] Speaker C: But I'll tell you this, I would love that job. [02:14:06] Speaker A: Oh, I can get you a job. You want a job? [02:14:08] Speaker B: Snow's having a hard time getting plow guys. [02:14:12] Speaker A: Really? [02:14:12] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. So are you not nervous about your plow guy just burying you? [02:14:16] Speaker A: No, no. [02:14:17] Speaker B: You don't think they listen to this podcast? [02:14:19] Speaker C: Well, we know we have. We have a couple that definitely listen to this. [02:14:22] Speaker A: I. I got some plow guys that will just come and do it. [02:14:27] Speaker B: You know, tune them up with a couple dorm sandwiches. [02:14:29] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, we'll be fine. But yeah, no, no, I just like, I don't know why they think the gods give to Earth. Like, they act like if they weren't around, what would we do? Like they. [02:14:38] Speaker C: Yeah, slipping and sliding all over the street. And they know it. Maybe they know. [02:14:43] Speaker A: Guess what? There's 10 Hondurans that'll come. [02:14:45] Speaker C: I know, but it's any. It's anything else in life that like, if you're needed. You feel better about whatever you're doing. [02:14:51] Speaker A: No, that's a. A you thing. [02:14:54] Speaker B: Here we go. [02:14:54] Speaker A: That's a you thing. You have this undying need. [02:14:57] Speaker C: Anything. [02:14:58] Speaker A: You have this undying need to feel like you are, like, respected or whatever. Like no one actually needs that. [02:15:04] Speaker C: Absolutely not. I don't know what. I've never. These words have never. [02:15:08] Speaker A: That's why. It's why you show everyone videos before they get released. It's why you show your music. You want people to say you're doing a good job. This is. This is funny. [02:15:17] Speaker C: When you work hard at something you want and you want to make sure it sounds. [02:15:21] Speaker A: You would be the most insufferable plow guy on the planet, Joe. He definitely would be. If we send him up to Gloucester your way, because you need. [02:15:27] Speaker B: Would you be. Would you be the plow guy working for the city to keep, you know, calling Everybody like this? 20 bucks, I'll. I'll tune up your driveway. [02:15:35] Speaker A: Yeah. Oh, yeah. [02:15:35] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:15:36] Speaker C: 100%. [02:15:36] Speaker A: I think. I. I actually agree. [02:15:38] Speaker C: Money on the side, 100%. [02:15:39] Speaker A: I don't see what the problem is. I don't see what the problem is. Well, you're in the car. What's the difference? [02:15:45] Speaker B: Conflict of it. [02:15:46] Speaker C: Yeah. [02:15:46] Speaker A: I. I probably joke. [02:15:47] Speaker C: I mean. Yeah. Could be it's a reveal thing. [02:15:49] Speaker A: Yeah. It's like. It's like, listen, I'll deal with any way to. I'll deal with that over your stupid. [02:15:54] Speaker C: Shirt just to make some money. [02:15:56] Speaker B: Yeah, we're clear on that. [02:15:57] Speaker A: I'll deal with that, Joe. Over the. You know, them acting like they. Karen can. [02:16:02] Speaker B: I wish. I wish I could do that. Like, I like, I. I like. I wish it was more acceptable, like the Pl. Like, because sometimes if you don't have a regular plow guy. [02:16:10] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:16:11] Speaker B: And you could just flag down the city. So, hey, go 20 bucks. Tune me up like. [02:16:15] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:16:15] Speaker B: Couple. Couple swipes. So. [02:16:16] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:16:17] Speaker C: And what do they keep? [02:16:19] Speaker A: You remind me of a gu. Guy that got a lot of guys. [02:16:21] Speaker B: I got a guy. [02:16:22] Speaker A: You got a guy. You got a guy for everything. Yeah. [02:16:25] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:16:25] Speaker C: And you have stuff to like. It's much easier to have guys when you can bother. You have things to bottle. [02:16:31] Speaker A: So here's. Here's 10 lobsters. [02:16:33] Speaker C: That's what I'm saying. [02:16:35] Speaker B: No, I don't. I don't see. I have a partner, so I don't. I don't do like that. [02:16:38] Speaker A: Yeah, you can. [02:16:38] Speaker C: Okay. [02:16:39] Speaker A: That's true. [02:16:39] Speaker B: Merch. I'll do merch. [02:16:40] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. [02:16:41] Speaker B: I mean, like, so. [02:16:42] Speaker A: So you Own the Thirsty Seagull. Is that what it's called? [02:16:45] Speaker B: Gloucester Apparel. Thirsty Seagull is a brand of. [02:16:48] Speaker A: Oh, there is the brand of it. So that. So the name of it is Glosser App. [02:16:52] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:16:52] Speaker A: What's the address on that? [02:16:54] Speaker B: 44 Main Street 44 Main street so 44 Main street directly next to Cafe Sicilia, which is where all the Italian guys. Okay. [02:17:01] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. [02:17:02] Speaker B: Good, good. Little pastry shop. They have really good. So you know, it's Finni is. [02:17:06] Speaker A: Yeah, of course. [02:17:07] Speaker B: With the anchovy paste. Yeah, I had. I had a. I had a. They. So they make it early in the morning. [02:17:13] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:17:13] Speaker B: I think it's fudgeing. I love that. [02:17:15] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:17:15] Speaker B: I love that I could get pizza at 9 o'clock in the morning. [02:17:17] Speaker C: Yeah. I mean. [02:17:18] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. [02:17:19] Speaker C: Not much better. Better than that. [02:17:20] Speaker B: And I know we had this discussion a long time ago, but I know this is my. Remember you said we're gonna have a hot take here. [02:17:27] Speaker C: Yeah. [02:17:27] Speaker B: My hot take is that if. Galleria Umberto. I know you hate this, but I have to fucking say it. I think that Galleria Umberto's pizza is good, very good pizza. I don't think it's fucking elite pizza. That deserves to be on a top 10 list in Boston. And it always gets it. And I feel like the only reason it gets it is because it's cheap and it's like an old school vibe in there. I love the vibe. I love the experience. I will go there every time, but it is. I can't believe that it makes top 10 pizza in the city. [02:18:01] Speaker A: So atmosphere and vibe mean nothing to you? Price doesn't mean anything to you. You're talking about. You're just voting this straight on. [02:18:06] Speaker B: Pizza Elite pizza. Okay. It's not so in a vacuum. [02:18:11] Speaker A: That's what you're saying. So in a vacuum. [02:18:13] Speaker B: Vacuum, yes. [02:18:13] Speaker A: Pizza. That's not top 10. [02:18:15] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:18:15] Speaker A: What's a big better bakery style pizza than this? [02:18:19] Speaker B: Oh, but you're saying now you're putting parameters on it. [02:18:23] Speaker A: I'm saying that's what it is, though. [02:18:25] Speaker C: That's what it is. [02:18:26] Speaker B: Yeah, but it's pizza. Pizza is. [02:18:28] Speaker A: Some people. Some people like to have a representation of all different pizzas on their list. [02:18:33] Speaker B: Well, I mean, see, I don't. See, I won't. [02:18:35] Speaker A: You don't like. You don't eat bakery pizza? [02:18:37] Speaker B: No, I don't. I don't mind. So in Gloucester, I had bakery pizza yesterday. Yeah, right. I like it for what it is. But if you're saying a top 10 pizza in Boston. [02:18:47] Speaker C: Yeah, it's not. [02:18:48] Speaker B: It can't make the list. [02:18:50] Speaker A: So what's your favorite pizza? [02:18:51] Speaker B: My favorite pizza that I had like an out of body experience was a place in the south end called Pico P I C C O Pizza and ice cream. [02:18:59] Speaker A: Okay, so you. [02:19:00] Speaker B: Unbelievable. [02:19:01] Speaker A: So you are a Pico guy. You like Nepalitan? [02:19:04] Speaker B: Yeah, but I don't, I don't, I hate, I hate a margarita pizza. [02:19:09] Speaker A: Okay. [02:19:09] Speaker B: But I do like, like, like, I like that. I like a sour dough. Sourdough. [02:19:15] Speaker A: Oh, she's on a sourdough pizza. Have you ever been to Blue Square in Hopkinson? [02:19:18] Speaker B: I haven't, I haven't. [02:19:20] Speaker A: That's what they're known for is sourdough pizza. [02:19:22] Speaker C: Okay, what's the place in? Is it Malden or Everett Square Deli? [02:19:28] Speaker A: Could be Square Deli. They might do it too. [02:19:30] Speaker C: They do, they do sourdough. It's actually really good pizza. I think one of the most underrated pizzas in this area area is Malden House Pizza. It's really good. I don't care what anybody says. They do a great job. Great. [02:19:44] Speaker B: There's a place called Ida Ida. [02:19:46] Speaker A: Oh, in Vermont. It's like 65 of pizza, but it does look unbelievable. [02:19:50] Speaker B: And the guy like does his Instagram things and he like shows the pieces like off if you don't like it or something like that. Every day he puts out a different. [02:19:57] Speaker A: One, like, what do you eat today, sir? Went up there. It's in Vermont. Watch his video. It's good. He actually does sandwiches. The kid. The kid clearly knows what the he's doing. This guy up there. I like how Brad Trashy is and it seems like. I wonder how much of it is a joke and how much is his actual personality. I'd like to know. [02:20:17] Speaker B: What did you. [02:20:18] Speaker A: Think you like a lot? You like. So it seems like to me the way you're saying is you like a lot of these glitz and glam places. [02:20:25] Speaker B: Well, I like both. I, I can appreciate both. I'm just the point. Are you missing my point? [02:20:31] Speaker A: No, I'm not missing it. [02:20:31] Speaker C: He might be missing you. I think he's missing your point. [02:20:33] Speaker B: The point. Point is elite pizza. Like I see. [02:20:37] Speaker A: So like, can you say a bar? [02:20:39] Speaker B: Do you think that a bar pizza. [02:20:41] Speaker A: No, no, Bob, pizza can't even be in the top 50. [02:20:45] Speaker B: Well, this is the same point. It's not. [02:20:47] Speaker A: Yeah. So bakery pizza, you don't consider in the top 50. [02:20:50] Speaker B: That's how it's a good pizza. [02:20:51] Speaker C: I think, I think it is made in a pan. [02:20:53] Speaker A: I can see what you say bakery. [02:20:54] Speaker C: Pizza is a quick grab and go. It's been sitting on the counter for four hours. [02:20:59] Speaker A: Not there. [02:21:01] Speaker C: I know. Not there because they're, they're flying out and they're running out of pizza because they're only making so many. But a typical bakery pizza, where you go to a fucking bakery, you go to Manny's, wherever in these bakeries are around here, Lombardo's. You go in, you grab a fucking slice while you're getting some cookies or whatever, and you're going to eat it in the car traveling to wherever you're going all day. [02:21:22] Speaker A: I don't know. I'm not going to take any fucking. [02:21:25] Speaker B: Slander because you have a restaurant in the North End. You don't want a bad, any blow. [02:21:30] Speaker A: I will never, never bash anyone in the north end, obviously. But with that said, if this was in a vacuum, we're talking in a vacuum, I would still defend Gallery. That's how much I believe in their product. I just wouldn't even say a word. If you didn't like a place that I didn't like, I just wouldn't even add it. I wouldn't defend it either. I'll defend Galleria Umberto. Great pizza. Also, Posi Alley's has a great, great bakery pizza. But you don't like bakery pizza. We've already. [02:21:57] Speaker C: Pasialli's is the best bakery pizza in the north. [02:22:00] Speaker B: I said it's very good. I just say it's not elite. [02:22:03] Speaker C: The best bakery pizza in the north end is a thousand percent posi. [02:22:05] Speaker A: No, it's not, it's not posi alles. It's, it's a, it's a Bertos. It's close, though. It's closer than it should be. [02:22:10] Speaker C: I, I, I don't feel like I gotta try. I like. [02:22:13] Speaker B: Hey, listen, by the way, I had the pizza at, at lfg. [02:22:17] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:22:18] Speaker B: Fantastic. [02:22:18] Speaker A: Thank you. [02:22:19] Speaker B: The one, I feel like you have the cup. Listen, if I judge it by pepperoni pizza. [02:22:24] Speaker C: Yeah. [02:22:24] Speaker B: And if you don't have the cupped pepperoni. [02:22:26] Speaker C: Yeah. You're, you're a loser. [02:22:27] Speaker B: Get the. [02:22:28] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:22:28] Speaker C: First of all, I think that flat. [02:22:30] Speaker A: Pepperoni is like a flat ass. Get out of my face. [02:22:33] Speaker C: Yeah, we want, we want a nice little cup. I think that la familia pizza is very, very underrated because it's overshadowed by, like, the portion sizes. People are blinded by, like, what they see with their eyes first. And you're not given, like an overly exaggerated pizza, so. But just the taste of the pizza. I've eaten pizza At a lot of places in my life. And la familia really is up there for pizza. If it sucked, I just would never order. I order it all the time. [02:23:01] Speaker B: I would say it's elite pizza. It's on the cusp of elite pizza. It's right there. It's right at the like, you know, like eight, eight, eight, seven. Fucking pizza. Fucking tremendous. It's up there better than Umbertos, that's all. [02:23:15] Speaker A: So your favorite pizza in the world is Pico. [02:23:17] Speaker B: Pico. And so I went there about three or four years ago. I mean, I'm from Gloucester. I happen to be there. I went there, ate it. I drove back in, in the winter three times that week to bring my friends. That's how out of body experience. [02:23:33] Speaker A: I'll have to try it. I've never had it, so I'm not. [02:23:34] Speaker C: Going to say it's. I can't judge something I haven't tried. [02:23:36] Speaker B: Just order a regular pepperoni pizza there and tell me. Tell me what you think. Tell me about the crust. [02:23:42] Speaker A: Okay, so I'm a cheese guy. [02:23:44] Speaker C: I am. I'm a cheese guy. [02:23:45] Speaker A: I go cheese first. I judge everything on cheese because I think pepperoni is going to mask a lot of shit. I love pepperoni pizza too. But no matter what, I have to get a pepperoni for my kid because that's all he basically eats. He loves pepperoni. So I'd probably get bolt, But I would judge everything on the cheese scale. Regina or Santopios, since we're on pizza. [02:24:03] Speaker B: Great. And you have to. And centapio with that charcoal on the side there is just stellar. [02:24:09] Speaker A: It's because. It's because of the extra stuff now. [02:24:10] Speaker B: If we just peppers in the. You know, that shit is dope. So that experience. [02:24:15] Speaker A: What are. What are you gonna do in pizza in a vacuum? So you can't get. Get anything. Any of the other stuff around it. You just get the pizza. Which one you going between? [02:24:23] Speaker B: What and what? [02:24:24] Speaker A: Santopios and Regina Centapios. [02:24:26] Speaker C: I agree with you. I would go Santopios 9 out of 10 times over a geno. [02:24:31] Speaker A: I disagree. [02:24:32] Speaker C: Well, I know you do. [02:24:33] Speaker B: I think I have a ball. I think I have a bad thing on Regina because, like, the Regina that I remember was from Faneuil hall. And I don't think it was the same. [02:24:40] Speaker A: You can't. You can't. [02:24:41] Speaker C: Yeah. In the Regina. The Regina. [02:24:43] Speaker A: I know I. [02:24:44] Speaker B: Again, I might not be the right. The Regina qualified, But the Regina for. [02:24:48] Speaker C: Me is the Polkari's Regina. It's like I just don't It's. [02:24:52] Speaker A: It's a great p. They make a good pizza over in the Regina one. [02:24:55] Speaker C: I just think, like, if you get, especially if you get stuff with toppings, it's like, it's just too much. It's like, I, I. [02:25:02] Speaker A: Too big. [02:25:02] Speaker C: It's not necessarily too big. It's just, I guess, yeah, you could say too big, but it's just too. It's too much. Where I can only have, like, I want to eat four slices, five slices of pizza. If I get pizza, I don't want two slices of pizza and be like, I can't even eat, eat another one. [02:25:16] Speaker A: So my opinion about Santopios is the best thing. There isn't the pizza. But yeah, I mean, so it's not the pizza. [02:25:23] Speaker C: It's. [02:25:23] Speaker A: It's the barbecue. It's the sausage, maybe lamb. [02:25:26] Speaker B: Yes. [02:25:27] Speaker A: The steak, the bread. [02:25:28] Speaker B: Yeah. But what about the attitude? What about the. [02:25:32] Speaker A: I love that. [02:25:32] Speaker B: Authentic. I love it. [02:25:34] Speaker C: Yeah. [02:25:34] Speaker B: I eat it up. [02:25:35] Speaker A: Yeah, you throw a little attitude back, you know? [02:25:38] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:25:39] Speaker A: Busting balls. [02:25:40] Speaker B: Great. I remember you were there with my, with, with Nico and you were doing a Coca Cola ice review. I think not. [02:25:46] Speaker A: I don't remember that. [02:25:46] Speaker B: Probably. Probably about a year ago, you remember. [02:25:49] Speaker A: I don't remember. You know, how was it was. Did I say that the coke was good? Probably sucked. [02:25:53] Speaker B: I think you said it. [02:25:54] Speaker C: But tell me you can't eat an entire Santopio's pizza. [02:25:57] Speaker A: You can, but why do you need to. If you're gonna. You're gonna eat. [02:25:59] Speaker C: I want to. If I want pizza, I want to indulge in pizza. I love pizza. It's probably my favorite food. [02:26:04] Speaker A: You're making absolutely zero sense. It doesn't matter how it's cut. Justin, you can eat as much pizza, fill you up. It doesn't matter that you eat the whole pizza or you eat four slices of. [02:26:13] Speaker C: Maybe it just tastes so good that I can just. Even if I'm full, I'm keeping going on. On. [02:26:18] Speaker B: You don't care about the steak tips or the. [02:26:19] Speaker C: Oh, don't get me wrong. I love it. I'll get a combo. [02:26:24] Speaker A: It's good for the girl. [02:26:25] Speaker C: You got to order a sausage no matter what. And then I'll get a combo. Lamb and steak tip. [02:26:30] Speaker B: Tremendous. [02:26:31] Speaker C: And then you got to get. [02:26:32] Speaker B: Can't go wrong. [02:26:32] Speaker C: If my gird wasn't up, I'd be ordering the sausage and garlic pizza all day, every day, twice on Sunday. [02:26:39] Speaker A: Justin likes extra stuff. Sauce on stuff. Like he. If he was going to get a pizza, he would say extra sauce. That's why he likes Santopi. [02:26:47] Speaker B: Yes. [02:26:47] Speaker A: No, you do. [02:26:48] Speaker B: Margarita pizza guy. [02:26:49] Speaker C: I, I, I every now and again. I like La Familia's Margarita pizza. I don't really like margarita pizza anywhere else. [02:26:57] Speaker A: Sally's pizza is great. I don't know if you've been. [02:26:59] Speaker B: I've had it. Haven't had it. [02:27:00] Speaker A: Yeah, because you're a clown. [02:27:01] Speaker C: You can pass to pass. [02:27:03] Speaker B: So I heard the one over here is not nearly as good as. [02:27:05] Speaker A: I would. [02:27:06] Speaker C: Absolutely not. [02:27:07] Speaker A: It's probably not, but it's still. It's still way better than a lot of the places. I bet you if you, if we called up. What do you eat today, sir? I bet you he'd have salads in his top five. [02:27:14] Speaker B: Really? Oh, yeah. I'll have to try it. I love pizza. [02:27:17] Speaker A: I love. [02:27:18] Speaker C: I would stop at Malden House of Pizza on your way home and pick up a pepperoni pizza. [02:27:22] Speaker B: Is it on my way? It's not on my way, is it? [02:27:24] Speaker C: Well, I mean, it's right in Malden. It's right here. [02:27:26] Speaker A: It's a. It's a dumb idea. You're down this way. You go. Go to nudie. You'll get a sub. That's two places. Two fights to Tampa for you because. [02:27:38] Speaker B: I gotta get one for my boys back home. [02:27:40] Speaker A: That is fine. [02:27:41] Speaker B: I brought it back to the coffee shop. I'm like a little $50. [02:27:45] Speaker C: Like, what the but two sandwiches? I don't know. Like. [02:27:47] Speaker A: No, he got top shelves. What was it, 24? [02:27:49] Speaker B: I am the 23.99. [02:27:51] Speaker C: Because you can only get a top shelf. And I showed you. I sent a picture of a top shelf from 2016 was 14.99. And even that was like. Okay, this is getting kind of pricey. [02:28:01] Speaker A: That was nine years ago, though, Justin. [02:28:02] Speaker C: I know, but, but like $25, that's almost double the price. [02:28:07] Speaker B: Things double in nine years. They're supposed to. Yeah, I mean, inflation. But supposed to double in a sub. Telling you, like, you go check out the cpi. The, like house prices, they're supposed to double every nine years. [02:28:20] Speaker A: Yeah. What's lobster at today? [02:28:22] Speaker B: I don't know because I haven't been there for. Since. [02:28:24] Speaker A: Do you guys close down for the month? [02:28:26] Speaker B: No, my cousin. We're partners. Two weeks on two weeks. [02:28:28] Speaker C: Are you on the boat or are you in and on the dock? [02:28:31] Speaker B: Okay, you're offloading the boats. Okay, my cousin and I are offloading the boats. [02:28:35] Speaker A: You do it yourself or you got people? [02:28:36] Speaker B: No, we do it ourselves. Let's work, man. [02:28:39] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:28:39] Speaker B: Early in the morning, late at night. [02:28:40] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:28:41] Speaker B: It's work. [02:28:42] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:28:42] Speaker C: So what are you putting in? 1012 hour days, easy. [02:28:45] Speaker B: 12 on a light day. [02:28:46] Speaker C: Wow. [02:28:46] Speaker B: We go in at 4. We get out between 5 and 6. [02:28:50] Speaker A: This is what we call hard work. This is why you don't, you don't, you don't like. [02:28:53] Speaker B: That's why I don't want to be there. [02:28:54] Speaker A: I think this is why you don't. [02:28:56] Speaker B: I'm done. I want. [02:28:58] Speaker A: Yeah. And like, you can't look at Nico and have any respect for him. You can't look at Justin and have any respect for him. I don't want to keep it. Putting it. [02:29:04] Speaker B: I didn't say. I did not say. [02:29:06] Speaker A: I agree. [02:29:06] Speaker C: And what hard work do you put in, sir? Honestly, do you put in, sir? [02:29:12] Speaker A: So, I mean, just guys like us, you know, they make diamonds. [02:29:16] Speaker C: I'd love to know what I do. [02:29:19] Speaker B: Have a I again. I love Nico. Sports takes I can't identify with. [02:29:24] Speaker A: Well, he's got a game in chair. [02:29:25] Speaker B: Yeah, he's got a game in chairs. Very strange. [02:29:28] Speaker C: Do you have, like. [02:29:29] Speaker B: I picture, like, bringing a girl back to the house and she sees the gaming chair in the living room. [02:29:35] Speaker A: Do you think they have sex on it? [02:29:36] Speaker C: No, absolutely. [02:29:37] Speaker B: But I, I, I. In my. If, if I was abroad, I'd dry up like a sponge. I think it's like, like, this guy is like, I know, I agree. [02:29:47] Speaker C: I couldn't agree with you more. [02:29:48] Speaker B: Video games. He is not like, I got you working. He should be like, fucking. He should be making. There's moves. You got to make moves. [02:29:57] Speaker A: There's people that, like, married with kids, successful, and they play video games. I don't get it either. [02:30:03] Speaker B: You got them, dude. Until. [02:30:04] Speaker C: No, listen, I think it's fine if you play video games and you have your own time and everybody's like, let's say you worked your day already. Now, let's say if I get home from work and it's 10:30 at night and Santino sleeping, Sabrina sleep, sleeping, there's no reason why I can't pop in and play a game of Madden. [02:30:25] Speaker B: What, on, on your phone or something? [02:30:27] Speaker C: No, if I played. No, if I played. I have a PlayStation. [02:30:31] Speaker B: You have? You have. You own a PlayStation? [02:30:32] Speaker C: Of course I do. [02:30:33] Speaker A: Yeah, he does. He plays. [02:30:34] Speaker C: He owns one too. [02:30:35] Speaker B: For the kid. [02:30:36] Speaker A: No, he's mine. [02:30:37] Speaker C: He's a year old. No, I've owned the PlayStation. I don't play video games as much as, like. No, absolutely not. [02:30:46] Speaker A: He would, though, if he. [02:30:47] Speaker C: No, I would. [02:30:48] Speaker A: His own gaming. Absolutely not. [02:30:49] Speaker C: I would never even have a Gaming room. It's the gayest thing I've ever heard. [02:30:52] Speaker A: Okay. What I would ask him. He. If he had a gaming computer for a while. [02:30:57] Speaker C: Yeah. [02:30:57] Speaker B: And I never know. [02:30:59] Speaker A: This was like two years ago. [02:31:00] Speaker C: No, this was five years ago. [02:31:02] Speaker A: He also sold it to Mark Lewis, and Mark Lewis broke it. [02:31:05] Speaker C: It was five years. [02:31:06] Speaker B: He may have had a game. See, I'll play it both ways. He may have had a gaming computer because what he does. Editing. [02:31:12] Speaker A: No. [02:31:13] Speaker B: And stuff like that requires higher process. [02:31:16] Speaker C: Thanks, Joe. [02:31:16] Speaker A: This isn't true. [02:31:17] Speaker C: Thank you for being a normal human being, Joe. [02:31:20] Speaker A: He had it. I'll tell you why he got a gaming computer. I'll tell you the. This is like as bare bones is going to get this. [02:31:27] Speaker C: Here he goes. [02:31:28] Speaker A: He was playing Call of Duty, which is a war game. I don't know if you've ever heard of it. [02:31:32] Speaker B: I've heard it. [02:31:33] Speaker A: He didn't like his frame rate or something that he had. So he got. He cheated and got all these hacks so that he could be faster than everybody else. So we need that game. And I was hacking. He was hacking. Hacking. So he's cheating at the game. [02:31:46] Speaker B: Dude, that's like. Isn't that. Can you get thrown off off the. [02:31:49] Speaker A: He got. Yeah, he got thrown off the whole system. [02:31:51] Speaker C: Yeah. [02:31:51] Speaker A: For it. [02:31:52] Speaker B: Oh, dude. [02:31:52] Speaker C: Yeah. [02:31:53] Speaker A: That's why he got rid of his computer. [02:31:54] Speaker C: I was hacking. [02:31:55] Speaker A: He's a loser. [02:31:58] Speaker B: I don't like people that cheated. Cards. Yeah, we're gonna play cards. [02:32:01] Speaker A: He's a scumbag. [02:32:02] Speaker C: I'm not cheating at cards. He's. Edwin, if I'm gonna have you had an edge. If I'm gonna have an opportunity to hack, I'm gonna do it. [02:32:10] Speaker B: How do you look at yourself in the mirror after that? [02:32:12] Speaker C: With pride. [02:32:13] Speaker A: Well, because he's beaten. [02:32:15] Speaker C: No. [02:32:16] Speaker A: Yeah, he's beating on top. [02:32:17] Speaker C: Embarrass my friends. You're playing with your friends? Dude, I play with all my friends. I play with half of your friends, dude. [02:32:24] Speaker A: It's funny, Nico. Nico was like. Dude, I used to tell people Justin was like, the best Call of Duty playing. Meanwhile, he was cheating. [02:32:30] Speaker B: Like, so you have extra ammo or some like that. You never run out of ammo. [02:32:34] Speaker C: I could just see where people were. I had radar. [02:32:38] Speaker A: That's the whole point. Like, extra raid. [02:32:40] Speaker B: They're hiding behind the thing, waiting for the guy to come out so he could snipe him. And he knows exactly where they're coming around the corner. [02:32:45] Speaker A: Justin always looks for an edge. Justin. Justin also bought a high school diploma at one point online because he dropped out of college early. I mean out of high school. He bought. Instead of just going to do the GED test, he's like, I'll just buy a high school diploma. [02:32:59] Speaker C: No, I had to take a test. [02:33:00] Speaker B: Dude, news flash. No one is going to ask you to see the diploma. No, not a college diploma. [02:33:05] Speaker A: Right. [02:33:05] Speaker B: No one's going to ask you. [02:33:06] Speaker C: That's because I lost a job because I. They asked to see it. [02:33:11] Speaker B: Oh, really? [02:33:12] Speaker C: Yep. When I got a job at Showcase Cinema before they closed as a manager. [02:33:20] Speaker A: This is kid. So professional. [02:33:25] Speaker B: They were looking for something. [02:33:27] Speaker C: They offered. [02:33:29] Speaker A: Did you feel a drug test? [02:33:30] Speaker C: No. [02:33:30] Speaker A: Absolutely. There's no way. Showcase. [02:33:32] Speaker C: They didn't even send me for a drug test. [02:33:33] Speaker B: I just laughed so hard I farted. I just want you guys to help you. Smell that? I just squeak. [02:33:38] Speaker C: Listen, this was like 2000. Maybe, maybe 2017 or 18. [02:33:46] Speaker A: Oh God, it smells like cum. [02:33:47] Speaker C: 2017, 18. I got a management job at Showcase Cinema. It was like 60,000 back then, which was. It's a good paying job. [02:33:56] Speaker B: Manager. Not, not, not managing. Ticket. Not a ticket. [02:33:59] Speaker C: No, I wasn't one of those. [02:34:01] Speaker A: He was definitely one of the guys. He's the ticket. [02:34:03] Speaker B: No, my. [02:34:04] Speaker C: It was a management job. [02:34:05] Speaker B: A buddy of mine was an alternate on the Aruzioni hockey line. Yeah, he was an alternate. He was, he was in the hotel watching the game. If anybody got hurt, he was first in. So big hockey guy. And my stepson is a, you know, up and coming hockey player. He says tell him not to be a ticket player. So what the does that mean? Or pylon Pylon or take a ticket taker pylon. Like they just skate by you, right? Yeah, ticket tickets. Like. [02:34:35] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. That's funny. [02:34:38] Speaker B: That's a good one. I love that line. I love that line. Yeah. [02:34:41] Speaker C: So did you. I don't want to delve too much into work, but do you have like a retirement plan? Are you like you in a five year plan here and you're almost done? Are you just. Are you trying to sell? Because you said you were almost done. [02:34:54] Speaker B: So I have a partner. So we, you know, we, we, we never talk, but literally like we're gonna like both sit there till we die and like probably both want to be done, but we don't talk. So just like never have a conversation. [02:35:07] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:35:08] Speaker B: You know, we've been together since you were nine years old. I've spent more time. I probably spent 15 times more time next to him. His desk is right next to mine than any other human. And we like literally might say five sentences and it's your cousin in 16. Yeah. [02:35:23] Speaker A: And you guys don't, like, hang out outside? [02:35:25] Speaker B: No, no, I have no. He does, like, when he leaves the warfare. [02:35:29] Speaker C: This is crazy. [02:35:30] Speaker A: So, like, us as cousins. You. That's like. [02:35:32] Speaker B: No, it's not like that. [02:35:33] Speaker A: It's not like we're so. [02:35:34] Speaker B: We're. [02:35:34] Speaker C: We talk almost every night. [02:35:36] Speaker B: And I have to say, I totally respect. He's a hard worker. [02:35:38] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:35:39] Speaker B: Good family man. He's a great guy. We just are so done with each other. Like, we're on top. Like, you guys are not on top of each other. We're, like, on top of each other working like dogs. I don't want to be there. I literally, like, I'm like, so tired to be in there anyway. Yeah. So. But I mean, not because you guys own the. Not because I think he's. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We. We bought. [02:36:00] Speaker A: So you never. You never. [02:36:01] Speaker B: We bought it from our fathers, like 15 years ago or 16 years ago. We just got done paying for it like four or five years ago. Right. You go, thank God. You know, that's my retirement. [02:36:10] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:36:10] Speaker B: Property is my retirement. But. Yeah. So. Yeah. [02:36:13] Speaker A: Yeah. So you. You never think about selling? Never talk to him about selling? [02:36:19] Speaker B: No, no. [02:36:20] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:36:20] Speaker B: Like, we should like magic. [02:36:22] Speaker C: He just feels the exact same way you do, and you both just not. [02:36:26] Speaker A: Imagine. He listens to this podcast. He's like, dude, I don't want to self attend you. [02:36:29] Speaker B: He doesn't listen to anything. Nothing. Good morning, gloss. So 19 years I've been doing the blog, right? [02:36:34] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. That long? [02:36:34] Speaker B: Yeah. There's 40 to 80,000 viewers a day. There's only 30,000 residents in Gloucester. So this is big. Huge reach, right? [02:36:41] Speaker C: Yeah. [02:36:42] Speaker B: It's like the source of information in Gloucester. And like, he wouldn't. I don't think he would, like, know one of the little bylines, you know, how you guys have little things that I know. [02:36:52] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah. [02:36:53] Speaker B: Like, I don't think you know. [02:36:55] Speaker C: So are you. [02:36:57] Speaker B: Yeah, we're like, he's six months apart. He's six months older than me. [02:37:00] Speaker C: Okay. [02:37:00] Speaker B: Yeah. Good guy. [02:37:01] Speaker C: You just have no clue what he does. As soon as he leaves, he's like, he could be going doing strippers and cocaine. [02:37:07] Speaker A: Imagine that. He's just out there dogging. Don't you now, Joe finish Feels left out for 20 years. [02:37:13] Speaker B: I highly doubt it. He's a super family guy. He's a good. He's a very, very strong. [02:37:17] Speaker A: So what? Have you ever ruffled any feathers in Gloucester where, like. [02:37:21] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:37:21] Speaker A: What's the. What's the biggest beef you got into in Gloucester? The biggest trouble, something you either wrote or said. [02:37:26] Speaker B: Biggest trouble I got was with the national news. And so these. Every year, these Tibet monks would come, they would rent a boat and they would buy 800 pounds of lobsters from us to release them on a. On a certain day every year. [02:37:42] Speaker A: Okay. [02:37:43] Speaker B: So we did a, you know, talk about skit. We did a skit where we sold them the lobsters. We, you know, filmed sell them in the lobster. [02:37:50] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:37:51] Speaker B: And they went out and I sent my lobster men out there. [02:37:54] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:37:54] Speaker B: To go get them back to go. And then they. We did a video. They did a video and they sent it to me of like, we got all the lobsters, you dummies. [02:38:03] Speaker A: So the boy, Gray Skip Joe, right. [02:38:06] Speaker B: But the Boston fucking Globe calls me up and says, did you guys really do this? And I fucking never thought that the guy would fucking think. It's impossible. [02:38:15] Speaker C: Yeah. [02:38:16] Speaker B: Lobsters go down. They're fucking gone. You can't catch the fucking lobster. [02:38:19] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:38:20] Speaker B: You just can't fucking. The story was too good for the reporter. It was too fucking good. So they reported it as my lobsterman fucking went and got 800 pounds of lobsters. [02:38:30] Speaker A: Oh, they reported it. [02:38:31] Speaker B: Facts for me. [02:38:31] Speaker A: It's fact. [02:38:32] Speaker C: That is incredible. [02:38:33] Speaker B: These radio stations from around. I got some clips. You die. [02:38:37] Speaker A: That's so funny. [02:38:38] Speaker B: Die. Laugh. And. And like. So I got some real heat for that. Yeah. Yeah. That's a lot like that. [02:38:45] Speaker C: Did you? [02:38:45] Speaker A: Well, that's just other people. Morons. Yeah, you. I thought you might have said something that, like, you know, that one person was mad that you like the other Italian sub better or something like that. [02:38:54] Speaker B: So I. So I. I've always. We have these contests. [02:38:57] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:38:58] Speaker B: And the contests are. I always have other people be the judges. Yeah. Because it's always local. And I have. I am fucking psychotic about the, like, blind taste tests and, like, not no one knowing whose food is what they're trying. Local establishment. I want it to be fair. [02:39:15] Speaker A: Yeah. You take it serious. [02:39:16] Speaker B: I take fucking pride in it being a real fucking result. Well, I made the mistake of doing French onion soup reviews this past year. And I never were the reviewer. I was always just managing other people. Now I fucking go out and I do these French onion soup. [02:39:30] Speaker A: I love French onion soup. [02:39:31] Speaker B: So good and fucking. The. The whoever was in first place loved me. And for everybody, I was getting called an. And no one got below a 8180. Like, I. Like every. Everybody that wasn't like the top was like, within 0.3 of each other because I was trying to be politically correct but still give an accurate number one. [02:39:56] Speaker A: Yeah, that's so fun. [02:39:58] Speaker B: Called a. What the. Does he know about French? I'm like, you know what? You, like, stand by the number one guy. But like, you know, I'm like, I'm never doing. [02:40:09] Speaker A: Speaking about French onion soups, reviews and all that stuff. You, I want you to talk to when you go on the Pulling the Clock podcast. You're going to bust Danny Gillis's balls. Danny Gillis. One time, we're at football. We were. Our kids are in the same football league. Okay. I coached. Danny coached older. His kid. My kid was younger. Right. So that's kind of how we met. Danny comes into practice like, I just had the best French onion soup of my entire life. And I'm like, wow, I love French onion soup. Where'd you get it? 621. I'm like, I love the 621. I don't know if you ever been to 621. [02:40:40] Speaker C: It's not the best French onion soup ever. [02:40:42] Speaker A: It's. It's a neighborhood bar. Steak tips. Think of that. Think of like New bridge with more TVs. [02:40:46] Speaker B: Gotcha. [02:40:47] Speaker A: Some would say better food. [02:40:48] Speaker B: Okay, okay. [02:40:49] Speaker A: Think of that. [02:40:49] Speaker B: Wow. Okay. That's a statement. [02:40:51] Speaker A: I go to get this French onion soup. I leave practice and go. Because he had came before price. I'm like, fuck that. Me and the other coach, we go, it is the most average French onion soup you can flavor, no flavor, watery, not salty. And I got. On the same day he got it. He didn't even have a lot of cheese on it. It was a terrible, terrible, terrible fucking French onion soup. [02:41:14] Speaker B: He's Irish, dude. [02:41:15] Speaker A: That's the problem. They have shit taste buds. [02:41:17] Speaker B: I have people on my podcast, you know, a part of the blog, good morning, Gloucester. And I fucking tell them all the. I'm like, how was the pizza? And I'm like, oh, never mind. [02:41:26] Speaker A: Yeah, don't even. [02:41:27] Speaker B: Like, never am I. I don't. Anything that you say means not, you know, like that Greek style pizza. [02:41:32] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:41:32] Speaker B: To me, that is the worst style. Oh, it's like that crust is like cardboard. [02:41:36] Speaker A: Can I ask you a question? I agree with that. [02:41:39] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:41:40] Speaker A: What's your thoughts on Prince Pizza? [02:41:42] Speaker B: Prince Pizza? Yeah, I like it. [02:41:44] Speaker A: So you consider that Greekish because it's. It's made in a pan. [02:41:48] Speaker B: You know, I sold. [02:41:49] Speaker C: I'd say it's pan style pizza before it's a Greek pizza. It even has a different bottom Greek pizza is just. They do something different with the dough that white that Prince does. [02:42:00] Speaker A: Okay, so here's what I'll say. I'll say that good Greek pizza that Prince is like a good, good. A very, very, like the best Greek pizza you could have. There's some Greek pizzas that match up to Prince pretty well. And then there's some that are exactly like you're talking about. [02:42:14] Speaker C: Yeah. [02:42:14] Speaker A: Greece city. A terrible car. [02:42:17] Speaker B: I'll also. I'll also say that Greek pizza has a place at the table. Like, I like it. Like, yeah, it's probably the worst genre, but still, in a pinch is edible. [02:42:30] Speaker A: I. I think it is. Mexican pizza is better than Greek pizza. And I mean Mexican pizza, like with the tortilla, like. [02:42:36] Speaker C: Yeah. Taco Bell Taco pizza. [02:42:38] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:42:39] Speaker B: Getting back to the French soup just quickly because I. Is there a place called Monty's Inland? [02:42:44] Speaker A: Yeah, there is. [02:42:45] Speaker B: So, you know. Good morning, Gloucester. Hyper local. [02:42:48] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:42:49] Speaker B: The furthest we went out was like. Was Essex. I got more fucking pictures from this place called Monty's in Lynn. For their French. [02:42:56] Speaker A: It's like five doors down for me, Joe. [02:42:58] Speaker B: Really? [02:42:58] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:42:59] Speaker B: So. So have you. Have you tried their French onion soup? [02:43:01] Speaker A: No, it's bar pizza. [02:43:02] Speaker B: If you. [02:43:02] Speaker A: They're like the north shores bar pizza. So try their pizza. Do both one time. You should go there. [02:43:07] Speaker B: But if you like the French. You said you love franchise soup. You always to try it. [02:43:11] Speaker A: I'll definitely try it. [02:43:12] Speaker B: You ought to try it. [02:43:13] Speaker A: Yeah. I got to go on a French onion soup tour. My number one right now is Palan is on steakhouse. Give me the. [02:43:20] Speaker B: How about. He loves so French onions. So Palanas or Daniel is which one? If you. What about the bar? They're both great. [02:43:30] Speaker A: Probably. Pa. I just would always go to Palanis. That's my place. [02:43:33] Speaker B: Elite. How about. Have you been to I Posi? [02:43:36] Speaker A: No, I haven't. [02:43:37] Speaker B: You have to go. [02:43:37] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:43:38] Speaker B: You have to go. [02:43:38] Speaker A: I met the guy once in Danvas. [02:43:41] Speaker C: He is in Danvas. [02:43:42] Speaker B: Yes. [02:43:43] Speaker C: Yeah. I bet that pizza's good. [02:43:45] Speaker B: Pizza. [02:43:46] Speaker C: I Posi. [02:43:47] Speaker B: I no, I Posi is like a Elite restaurant. [02:43:50] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:43:50] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:43:51] Speaker A: He makes all his. [02:43:51] Speaker C: What am I thinking of? That's in Danvas Square. [02:43:54] Speaker B: He's the only one that his wife is called Is and cbs. Like, it's expensive. [02:43:59] Speaker A: Yeah, it's a. [02:43:59] Speaker B: It's a. It's a $275 dinner at least. Yeah, it's. [02:44:04] Speaker A: It's. It's near. It's near the McDonald's. [02:44:07] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:44:07] Speaker A: Going into those. Into the square. Danvis. Like Nine Elm. It's down the street from Nine Elm. [02:44:12] Speaker C: Okay. [02:44:12] Speaker B: It's before. [02:44:13] Speaker C: I know. I know what you're talking about. What the place I'm talking about is. You know where the CVS is? [02:44:17] Speaker B: Yep. [02:44:18] Speaker C: It's. There's a pizza place right next to it. Right next door. It's like, like it's in the corner. [02:44:23] Speaker A: No, this isn't a pizza place. This is. [02:44:25] Speaker B: No, no, this is. [02:44:25] Speaker A: I don't even know. [02:44:26] Speaker B: This is an elite restaurant. They're doing like duck ragu, like, you know. [02:44:29] Speaker C: Okay. Yeah. [02:44:30] Speaker B: They're doing stupid stuff. [02:44:32] Speaker A: Stupid stuff. He doesn't. He's definitely not shy to charge money. [02:44:35] Speaker B: Yeah. Zero fucks. And. And he gets it. [02:44:38] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:44:38] Speaker B: And he gets it. But if, like, spe. Listen, Palana is. [02:44:43] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:44:44] Speaker B: Like the best. [02:44:46] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:44:46] Speaker B: Or if you, if you weren't putting money into the equation. [02:44:49] Speaker C: It's panini. Panini pizzeria is what I have to try. [02:44:53] Speaker B: Okay. Take your wife there for. I'm going there Friday night with my wife. [02:44:58] Speaker A: We're going to grill 23. Hitting that up tomorrow. I love girl 23. [02:45:01] Speaker B: Favorite steakhouse. [02:45:02] Speaker A: Yeah, still. [02:45:02] Speaker B: Still, still holds up. Still holds up. It. [02:45:05] Speaker A: It really does. And they go through chefs sometimes. Cuz you, you'll see like a new chef on the bottom. I always take a, take a notice to that and I feel like it just whatever they're doing to those steaks doesn't matter. Some of the appetizers might have a different flare, but everything else, they're hitting on all cylinders. [02:45:18] Speaker B: I haven't been to Maestro. I haven't been to Moo. You know, I've been to everyone. [02:45:23] Speaker C: Stick with a Daniela's is good though. In Danvis. [02:45:25] Speaker A: Yeah, it's not bad. [02:45:26] Speaker C: I like Daniela. [02:45:28] Speaker B: How about. Have you gone to. Well, I mean, Morton's used to be my favorite, but. [02:45:33] Speaker A: Yeah, Morton's went down. We went there for Mother's Day. It was, it was. Okay. [02:45:37] Speaker B: Which one? Seaport or Seaport? Yeah, I haven't been to that one. [02:45:40] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:45:41] Speaker B: Yeah. So there you go. [02:45:43] Speaker C: Where are you taking her for Valentine's Day? [02:45:45] Speaker A: Girl 23. [02:45:46] Speaker C: Are you going on Valentine's? [02:45:47] Speaker A: No. That's crazy. I can't believe he's going out on Valentine's Day. That's a difference. [02:45:52] Speaker B: We, we. I, I wake up at like 4:00 in the morning, so I, we'll go for dinner at five and we won't have a problem, Right? Well, I don't know. I should probably check, but I, I have a feeling at 5 o'clock I'm not gonna have a problem. Yeah, no, I'm an ideal diner. I'm a. Get in there. [02:46:06] Speaker C: Get in. Get. [02:46:07] Speaker B: Where's my. Where's my. How come they didn't print the menu? How come they get the menu? Where's the. Here's the. Here's the order. Here's the order. 9, 9, 9, 9, 9. 45 minutes, $250. What the just happened? [02:46:17] Speaker C: Yeah. [02:46:17] Speaker A: Oh, you're in and out that fast? Your wife doesn't like to sit around. [02:46:21] Speaker B: We're both the same way. And it's a. It's a curse. It's. It's not smart. It's a bad. [02:46:26] Speaker A: Get going. Going now. What are you gonna do after? Keep it pg? [02:46:31] Speaker B: We'll just go. [02:46:32] Speaker A: That's it. Go home. [02:46:32] Speaker B: We'll go home. I gotta work the next day. Saturday's my first day back, so 15. [02:46:36] Speaker A: So you're on for two weeks. So do you do the two weeks on, two weeks off because you guys hate each other? [02:46:41] Speaker B: Not at all. No, no, we don't hate each other. We just. We do the two weeks on so we can have time away from that place. [02:46:46] Speaker C: Yeah. [02:46:47] Speaker A: Okay. [02:46:47] Speaker B: Someone has to open the doors. You can't leave these lobstermen and, like, not be there if they need to bring in lobsters. [02:46:52] Speaker C: Right. [02:46:52] Speaker A: So do you have, like, big ass, big ass tanks and, like, circulating systems and. [02:46:56] Speaker B: Yes, all that. Yeah. [02:46:57] Speaker A: Basement. [02:46:58] Speaker C: We're going to come by. You're going to give us a tour. [02:47:00] Speaker B: Yeah, Come by anytime. I'd love to talk about lobsters. I can give you. I can. [02:47:03] Speaker A: We can. [02:47:03] Speaker B: We could run down all. [02:47:04] Speaker A: We should do a couple skits. Can we do a couple skits? [02:47:06] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. It'd be fun. [02:47:08] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:47:08] Speaker B: Yeah. Especially this time of year when he's not there because he doesn't appreciate any of that stuff. [02:47:11] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:47:12] Speaker B: Even though it may bring, like, customers in. Yeah, he, like, would. [02:47:15] Speaker A: So here's what I. [02:47:16] Speaker B: It's. [02:47:17] Speaker A: I got the following things from this podcast. Podcast. Justin's a nerd. [02:47:20] Speaker B: Okay. [02:47:22] Speaker A: Justin's a nerd. You hate your cousin. [02:47:25] Speaker B: I don't hate. [02:47:27] Speaker A: That's all. That's all. [02:47:28] Speaker B: I'm getting all those things. [02:47:30] Speaker A: And you hate Galleria. [02:47:31] Speaker B: Roberto, don't you dare. [02:47:33] Speaker C: He hates a lot of stuff. He thinks I'm a nerd. [02:47:36] Speaker A: He wants to retire. He hates his cousin that he has. That's why they're on every other two weeks. [02:47:42] Speaker B: I will burn this outside. [02:47:44] Speaker C: He's been trying to sell for, like, years. [02:47:47] Speaker A: He's a nice guy. I have no clue what he does in his Free time. Yeah, I don't even care to know. [02:47:53] Speaker C: So, Joe, is there anything that you wanted to plug before we wrap this up and send it home? [02:47:58] Speaker B: We don't need to. Yeah. You know, I just appreciate having being on. I, I, I have been fans of what you guys do and I mean, whatever. It's. Good morning, Gloucester. [02:48:07] Speaker C: You're one of one. [02:48:08] Speaker B: Our, our, our, our audience is. There's not a lot of overlap between our audience. [02:48:13] Speaker A: Yeah, listen, but maybe there's some people in glosses that want to, you know, get real racist. So come listen to us. You know, they want to be racist. [02:48:21] Speaker C: Have a nice shirt if you want to wear it on the podcast. [02:48:23] Speaker A: I might, I might have said black guys walk slow crossing the street. [02:48:26] Speaker C: That you actually said with their sagging pants like a dude. [02:48:30] Speaker A: I'm telling you, this happened to me this week. Dude, they had their ass sagging. That's what it's called. [02:48:34] Speaker C: Young black. [02:48:35] Speaker A: Let me ask you a question. Let me ask you a question. [02:48:38] Speaker C: Pants. [02:48:38] Speaker A: What do they call it? What is it called when the pants go below the ankles? Because it's called sagging. You don't know, you don't know anything about black fellas. Nerd. [02:48:47] Speaker C: Sagging pants. [02:48:48] Speaker A: Fucking nerd. [02:48:48] Speaker B: I came over the top with the white trash, though. [02:48:51] Speaker A: The white trash, even this, I think white. No, you're right. White trash is white trash. [02:48:56] Speaker B: Every, every single nationality has their good and bad. Us Italians have bad. There's bad. There's bad. [02:49:01] Speaker A: Oh, there's so many. [02:49:02] Speaker B: There's like the, there's a term called greaser. Yeah. You know, grease is grease it for us to grease it, to me means like a, they would do like if you were going to lose $200 or they were going to lose a nickel, they would fucking rather. [02:49:15] Speaker A: So this is how I could tell you. Don't pay attention to everything that I say and do because I have a take here that you know how they say, like, you can't use Jew in a verb anymore. Like you, like you Jewed me out of that. You can't say that anymore, right? [02:49:31] Speaker B: That. [02:49:31] Speaker A: No, I don't say it because I don't think it's accurate because the most cheapest person on the planet is a greaser. So you should say I greased you. [02:49:42] Speaker B: There you go. [02:49:42] Speaker A: So like I'll be sitting my Starbucks stuff being like Starbucks greasing me, because that's what they are. Piece of shit. [02:49:49] Speaker C: So bring back being agrees. [02:49:50] Speaker A: So bring back being agrees. [02:49:51] Speaker B: There's some old school Italians in town that I would say are the nicest fucking people on the planet. Like sweetheart, family men, like everything. And then there's some that thing. That's what I'm saying. Black, Jewish, Italian, Irish. Every one of them has good and bad. [02:50:06] Speaker C: So there's no anything in life. [02:50:08] Speaker A: That's it. [02:50:08] Speaker B: Just like anything, you know, so it's. [02:50:10] Speaker A: Not like I. I'll be honest though. The worst person in the world's a white trash person. [02:50:15] Speaker B: Could be. [02:50:15] Speaker A: I'm going to put that as the number one on the face of the planet. [02:50:19] Speaker B: Yeah. A useless, lazy one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. [02:50:22] Speaker A: Nico. [02:50:22] Speaker B: No, I didn't say. [02:50:24] Speaker A: Joe wants to say it so bad. How much he hates. [02:50:27] Speaker B: I do not hate hate Nico. [02:50:28] Speaker C: I love his Nico. And his own cousin. Cousin. And his own cousin the most. [02:50:37] Speaker B: Stop with this. I can't say that. Not true. That is not true. [02:50:45] Speaker A: All right, so do us a favor. First of all, go follow Good morning Glossner on everything Y. He does these real podcasts. He's got a friend who's probably like 4 foot 5. Chris. He's supposed to take us golfing. Never took us golf last year. So hopefully we'll get out with him and this and we'll go get some golf. When you see some concert for us, maybe we'll come up there, make a few skits on the lobster boats. [02:51:08] Speaker B: You guys will never come up. Yes, because you don't leave the you. I've invited you a thousand times. Well, come on, I've invited you. [02:51:15] Speaker A: I was trying to go up today. He was like, I gotta work. I can't go up to Gloria Cluster. [02:51:20] Speaker B: That's I. [02:51:21] Speaker C: So I'm glad to drive home now. Look, it's already 1:30. [02:51:25] Speaker A: We are run along it really. [02:51:26] Speaker B: We like lugging all this equipment around is a panic. [02:51:30] Speaker C: Would have been a nightmare fast. [02:51:31] Speaker A: I mean Justin. Okay, so listen to this Joe, before we leave, obviously I have another grape with Justin. [02:51:37] Speaker C: What else? [02:51:38] Speaker A: He doesn't help set up anything. [02:51:39] Speaker B: Oh God. [02:51:40] Speaker A: Every time. He doesn't help break anything down. I'm honestly fine with that because I would rather like. I'm the type person like I like to put things away way if I. [02:51:47] Speaker C: Touch anything, he's going to complain though. So I either do it. I'm damned if I do and damned if I don't. [02:51:53] Speaker A: Joe, if you had me over the house though. Let's say you had us at the house. You were doing the podcast and your wife came in with groceries. Yeah, I would go out of my way to help her with the groceries. I wouldn't watch her bring in every single what are you talking about? [02:52:06] Speaker C: You went out. It's your wife. [02:52:08] Speaker A: And not bring up anything. [02:52:11] Speaker C: Nico was here. [02:52:12] Speaker A: Nico always helps. You never help. [02:52:13] Speaker C: All right. [02:52:14] Speaker A: I wish she was here cronkling her. [02:52:16] Speaker C: I have a bad. I can't lift. I have a hernia. [02:52:18] Speaker A: This is why he gets peod. [02:52:20] Speaker B: That's. [02:52:20] Speaker C: I have a hernia, dude. I can't lift. [02:52:22] Speaker A: Hernias, too. Everyone has hernias. [02:52:24] Speaker C: Okay, well, I'm the one hundreds of. [02:52:26] Speaker A: Thousands of pounds a week with the cousin that he hates. [02:52:28] Speaker C: He doesn't have a hernia. Hates his cousin. [02:52:32] Speaker B: Not true. Not true. [02:52:34] Speaker C: All right, well, thank you guys for listening. Check out Joe. Good morning, Gloucester. Check out Mark Lewis. Marcus Lewis at Marcus Lewis. 3000, 355, something like that. Some weird numbers. [02:52:46] Speaker A: We'll put it in the YouTube link. Yeah, what's. Do you want to shout out the lobster place? [02:52:52] Speaker B: Nah. [02:52:52] Speaker A: No, no. Just get. Hey, get lobster for Market Basket. Okay? Go to Market Basket. [02:52:57] Speaker B: Go to Market Basket. [02:52:58] Speaker A: Don't ask him about lobster or lobster prices. [02:53:01] Speaker B: Get Gloucester pack. Hey, listen, boats and hoes. These hats are fired. There you go. That's my plug. [02:53:06] Speaker A: Hey, that all goes to him. He puts that in his pocket. He's not sharing with his green, greedy cousin. [02:53:11] Speaker C: There's no good GRE cousin. [02:53:12] Speaker A: There's no good grea. Cousin. [02:53:17] Speaker C: All right, thanks, guys. We'll see you next week. Bye. [02:53:36] Speaker A: It.