Ep. 111 | Al Blew It

Episode 111 • January 06, 2025 • 01:57:36
Ep. 111 | Al Blew It
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Ep. 111 | Al Blew It

Jan 06 2025 | 01:57:36

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We are back in the same room finally! But Al forgot to hit record on the video, so its audio only. Santino is a guest and Justin has to leave early. Nico comes up with a great clippable segment that will never see the light of day. Please Listen!

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[00:00:46] Speaker A: What? [00:00:46] Speaker B: Hold on. Let me see. Let me see what the. [00:00:48] Speaker A: Is going on. [00:00:49] Speaker B: Try shutting off the. See if there's a power on the sound bar. That's the problem. It's like sound bars now. [00:00:59] Speaker A: Because see, I'm the one that. I don't really like the sound. Sound Bob. [00:01:05] Speaker B: I like the sound bar because on the. On the. On the, like movies where there's a ton of action. You can still hear the voices even though I'm. Subtitles 247 Like a gentleman, dude, my girl loves subtitles. [00:01:18] Speaker A: She says that she can't. She can't watch anything without subtitles. [00:01:21] Speaker B: Yeah, it's the best. [00:01:22] Speaker A: Do we have to move? [00:01:24] Speaker B: I think we just gotta squeeze. [00:01:26] Speaker A: Do it down more. [00:01:27] Speaker B: You think this way more. [00:01:29] Speaker A: I mean, I'm like 15 out. 10 out. [00:01:32] Speaker B: Slide towards me. Yeah, we should be fine. [00:01:36] Speaker A: What if we just took the camera and moved it this way? [00:01:38] Speaker B: Now we could probably zoom it out. [00:01:40] Speaker A: But you know what? I don't touch the camera. It's set up. How did you turn it on? [00:01:49] Speaker B: Hold on, hold on. Let me go on the side of the tv. Hold on, hold on. This is. This is a wild start. We're keeping this all in. We're not even going to cut it. [00:01:56] Speaker A: This is. [00:01:57] Speaker B: We're not cutting it at all. This is the we. This is why we can't get. [00:02:00] Speaker A: Hey, here, everybody. [00:02:02] Speaker B: What's going on? [00:02:03] Speaker A: I just woke. I actually I woke up at like nine, which is pretty good. So I'm starting 75 hard. Me and the missus, we started yesterday. Great. Did the food shopping. That was necessary. We worked out last night. So you're supposed to do two workouts a day. You gotta read 10 pages a day, which is probably like the hardest thing for me. I'm looking for a mystery novel. If anybody knows very nice mysteries. Perhaps Sherlock Holmes or sports. That's just like where we're gonna have to go with. That's the only things I'm gonna be able to read and actually like, keep my attention. [00:02:46] Speaker B: You do three James Patterson's not bad. It's an easy read too. [00:02:51] Speaker A: What is it? [00:02:51] Speaker B: James Patterson novel. [00:02:52] Speaker A: Is it good? [00:02:53] Speaker B: Easy reads, dude. They're like I like 100 chapters. Two page chapters though. So you could just burn for you, like, okay, I got. [00:02:59] Speaker A: You got to do 10 pages. 10 pages. [00:03:02] Speaker B: Oh, you're doing. Oh, you're doing 75 hot audiobooks. I did that for a while. I feel like I go. [00:03:07] Speaker A: Because Justin, you have to physically. Like, that's what it is. Yeah, it's physically going to be Justin Is just. It's just going to be very tough. [00:03:17] Speaker B: We're here. We're here. [00:03:18] Speaker A: We're here. Though. [00:03:18] Speaker C: I blame Sabrina for every thing in. [00:03:21] Speaker A: My life, even the kid. [00:03:23] Speaker C: Look at me. Come in me, please. [00:03:27] Speaker B: Did you get that? [00:03:28] Speaker C: BJ100. [00:03:30] Speaker B: There you go. That was a good trade. That was a great trade. [00:03:32] Speaker C: So that's actually one of the. I have. I have a list going on of topics 75 high. [00:03:37] Speaker B: We're going into it. I was going to 75 hot. Apparently, one of the rules of 75 is you have to chop off all you hear. [00:03:43] Speaker C: Yeah, that was. That was rule number one, actually. [00:03:46] Speaker B: Yeah. No rule number one. Nico is spoiled. [00:03:48] Speaker C: How can I look like G.I. [00:03:49] Speaker A: Jane? [00:03:50] Speaker C: Like, what do I have to do? That's why he's doing 75 hot. He's trying to get ripped like GI Jane. [00:03:55] Speaker B: Someone sent me your LinkedIn profile. [00:03:58] Speaker A: Mine? [00:03:58] Speaker B: Yep. And I was like, wow, he's catfishing everybody. But you kind of look like it now with the cat. [00:04:03] Speaker A: Now I do, but that's a senior high school photo. [00:04:06] Speaker B: I knew it was senior high school. [00:04:07] Speaker A: I'm 30 years old. [00:04:09] Speaker B: Yeah, he took that picture. I'm like, catfish city, dude. [00:04:12] Speaker A: Yeah. No, it is. Maybe that's why. Maybe that's why I'm not getting no buzz bags from. From underdog or Prices. [00:04:19] Speaker C: They think you're like 11 years old. [00:04:21] Speaker A: This kid's AI generated. [00:04:23] Speaker C: I just got a glimpse of myself in this camera. Do I look like a cholo right now? [00:04:28] Speaker B: A little bit, yeah. You should actually button. Button the top button. [00:04:31] Speaker C: Just the top. [00:04:31] Speaker A: Yeah, Go all the way up a little bit. [00:04:33] Speaker B: Okay. [00:04:37] Speaker A: No, my gringo. Now you 10. 10% look like somebody that was in Narcos. [00:04:43] Speaker C: All right. [00:04:44] Speaker A: You don't know mine, which I finished Narcos. I am now I'm watching the last season of Peaky Blinders because I had a. Now I gotta watch last season. [00:04:56] Speaker C: And it's just like. I don't know what it is, but I just keep falling off. I'll watch, like, the first episode. [00:05:02] Speaker B: That's crazy. [00:05:03] Speaker A: The first. The five. The first five seasons, dude, they're pretty legit. [00:05:06] Speaker B: They're dished, right? [00:05:07] Speaker A: That's a. That's a good. [00:05:08] Speaker B: I haven't watched the last episode. [00:05:09] Speaker C: Speaking of new episodes. And I texted Al about this, the new Dexter show. [00:05:14] Speaker B: Is it really good? [00:05:14] Speaker C: It's really good. [00:05:17] Speaker A: I would like. I would like to go back to watching something as a group to talk about something he's narrating. It doesn't have to be that, but it could be that. Because this is one. This is like one of Al. Is this one of your top three shows ever? [00:05:29] Speaker B: It was until like episode season five. The season five through like eight sucked. Not sucked, but they just were downhill from four. [00:05:36] Speaker C: I'm gonna tell you what happened is four was so good that it was just impossible to. [00:05:41] Speaker B: You think that Squid Game is gonna have that problem? [00:05:45] Speaker A: I don't think so. Somebody said it sucked. [00:05:47] Speaker C: No, that whoever that is sucked as a human being sucked. [00:05:50] Speaker B: I just think that it's a. Squid. [00:05:51] Speaker C: Games isn't going past. So they broke season two up into two seasons. [00:05:56] Speaker B: They should call this part one instead of season two. [00:05:59] Speaker C: Yeah, they're doing. That's what they're doing. [00:06:01] Speaker B: People know. Some people think it ended up because I ended on a cliffhanger. Nico. [00:06:04] Speaker A: So weird. [00:06:06] Speaker B: Oh, he's coming to daddy. [00:06:07] Speaker C: Yeah, it's Maniac. I'm going to crawl out of that in two minutes, guaranteed. [00:06:11] Speaker B: Listen, this is the consequences of coming inside your. Your fiance. [00:06:15] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:06:15] Speaker B: It's like actually your girlfriend that you were dating for like two weeks. [00:06:18] Speaker C: I think it was two and a half. [00:06:20] Speaker B: No, it had to be months. [00:06:21] Speaker C: No, it was longer than that. We were friends for 20 years before. [00:06:25] Speaker B: You've known each other forever. [00:06:26] Speaker C: Yeah. But yeah, I don't think it'll have that same problem just because a. It was. It was good. And it's just. They're telling the same story. It's all still the same story. We're just finally figuring out stuff. [00:06:42] Speaker B: That's right. [00:06:43] Speaker C: Why it is what it is. [00:06:45] Speaker B: But yeah, we should. I agree with that. We should try to pick something with a few seasons that none of us have ever seen. [00:06:50] Speaker C: I know, but it's tough because we. We digest a lot of content. [00:06:56] Speaker A: Yeah. No, but I still think. I still think it would be good just as far as like a follow along talking thing because maybe other people have seen it too. That the five. [00:07:03] Speaker C: I feel like you gotta kind of do something new. [00:07:06] Speaker A: We should. I know. We should do something now. [00:07:09] Speaker C: Something new. First of all, the, like I was saying, the new Dexter show is. Is pretty dope. [00:07:14] Speaker B: That's a prequel. Right, but see, so it would have trouble with that. [00:07:17] Speaker C: Well, it starts at the beginning, so it's like telling you the story from the beginning. [00:07:22] Speaker A: Yeah, it's. It's. It's the build. It's the buildup of how Dexter became him. [00:07:26] Speaker C: Yes. [00:07:30] Speaker A: I mean, if we could find something else, that'd be dope because that whole. Well, it's because it's like something already happened that I probably just to get Like a little bit more of a better. [00:07:40] Speaker B: What if we just did miniseries? Like, just banged out a couple eight season episodes. [00:07:43] Speaker C: I think it would be good for a Patreon. [00:07:46] Speaker B: Good for Patreon. [00:07:47] Speaker A: Good for Patreon. [00:07:48] Speaker B: Well, we got to get in the room. We got to figure out a recording day, boys. Yeah, it's just consistent. [00:07:52] Speaker A: It's gonna end up being Mondays or Tuesdays. That's it. It's gonna be Mondays and Tuesdays. I have Mondays off every. I have Mondays off every day until I get a different. Until I get a different occupation. Somebody shut this kid up, requires me to work on a Monday. [00:08:08] Speaker B: It'd be nice if he could talk and like say words right now. Is he saying any words? [00:08:13] Speaker C: Yes. He'll say Dada Ma more. He likes to whine like a little. [00:08:20] Speaker B: It's because you're a stuff dude, dude. Go into the free space, bro. [00:08:27] Speaker C: You lunatic. [00:08:28] Speaker B: I think he just wants to be involved. [00:08:30] Speaker A: I don't blame him. [00:08:31] Speaker B: What was the. What was the genesis of you cutting your hair? [00:08:34] Speaker A: Sick of it. [00:08:35] Speaker B: You were just sick of like. [00:08:37] Speaker C: Can I ask you a question? [00:08:38] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:08:39] Speaker B: Oh, this is Justin Theories I feel like coming on right now. [00:08:42] Speaker A: What do you got? [00:08:43] Speaker C: How did your girlfriend feel about you here before? [00:08:45] Speaker A: Loved it. [00:08:46] Speaker B: She used to pull on it. [00:08:47] Speaker A: Oh, you said before? [00:08:49] Speaker C: Yes. [00:08:51] Speaker A: So the whole. So the. [00:08:53] Speaker B: She might have hated it. [00:08:54] Speaker A: The consensus was that she said she liked it. She liked how I did it. It was a little. It was a little long. But like when we first it. Cuz obviously got. It's gone longer over the past four months. I haven't cut it. Yeah. She was like, I just have never seen you with short hair, like, even in a picture show. Like, I got to see it in person. And honestly, man, I was getting so sick and tired of the hair. Like, it was just fucking hot. It was a lot. It was very solid. Dude, it was super. Like, my hair was super long. If I was to grab a strand, it was almost. I'd say almost 18 inches. Maybe not maybe like 16, but anyhow, just. [00:09:32] Speaker B: But did you donate it? [00:09:34] Speaker A: No, I. Yeah, fuck them. [00:09:37] Speaker B: Fuck the cancer patients. [00:09:38] Speaker A: My hair, I don't think was. I don't honestly don't know if it was long enough. I think it was. But whatever. [00:09:43] Speaker B: Who cares? [00:09:44] Speaker A: Whatever. Long story short, I picked her from the airport on New Year's Day because that's where she was at. She was over in PR and voila. She was like, oh, my God, you cut all your fucking hair off. She's like, I kind of love it. I Was like, yep. Then I got two that. Listen, I got two people telling me because I walked into. I walked into work for New Year's Eve, I got two bad bunny mentions. So that was pretty dope because I was wearing some glasses that I was supposed to be wearing right now, but I forgot them. [00:10:13] Speaker C: Was it the eyebrow slit that did. [00:10:14] Speaker A: It in the glasses that I was wearing? If you've seen the glasses. Did you see the glass in the store? [00:10:19] Speaker B: In the store? Yeah. [00:10:20] Speaker C: Did you guys exchange Christmas presents? [00:10:23] Speaker A: Me and her? [00:10:23] Speaker C: Yes. [00:10:24] Speaker A: Yeah. Christmas night. [00:10:25] Speaker C: What did she get you? [00:10:27] Speaker A: She. She's at. She. She did good. She got me a new. A brand new game and chair, which was, yeah, pretty good, which was awesome. A full on fledged foot massager. Wow. [00:10:39] Speaker B: I love that. [00:10:40] Speaker A: She got me at TJ Maxx. I don't know if you guys know I love mint. They're called snappers. And like they have like the best, weirdest, like autism snacks. [00:10:49] Speaker B: Like they do in the, in the alley while you're waiting to pay. [00:10:53] Speaker A: Unbelievable. [00:10:53] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:10:54] Speaker A: So underrated. [00:10:55] Speaker C: They get you on that impulse. [00:10:56] Speaker B: They do. [00:10:57] Speaker A: It's. [00:10:58] Speaker C: They honestly, like, so they call, you. [00:11:00] Speaker A: Know, so do you know, I heard the manager over there. Do you know what they call that? That The. Where people are just like waiting in. [00:11:06] Speaker C: The wraparound alligator alley impulse row? [00:11:10] Speaker A: No, it's very. Something very like very generic. But it's. It's just thought it was funny. The queue. [00:11:15] Speaker B: The queue. [00:11:15] Speaker A: Okay, we got the queue backed up, so. Oh, yeah, like while you're in the queue, they are fucking. They're stealing money from you. Yeah. Candles, all the nicks and crannies that you could be like, oh my God, I'll grab this for this person. Everything. Phone cases, what have you. So they have Thin Mint, Girl Scout branded. They're called snappers. They're unbelievable. It's crack. Got me some of those, got me some socks, Got me a case of golf balls. [00:11:44] Speaker C: It's good. [00:11:45] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:11:49] Speaker A: And then she got me two mugs, Justin, that were sick. They one's Iron man and if it lights up with hot coffee, the arc reactor in the middle lights up. [00:11:59] Speaker C: That's cool. [00:11:59] Speaker A: And then the other one is Star Lord's helmet. [00:12:02] Speaker C: That's cool. [00:12:03] Speaker A: It was dope. [00:12:03] Speaker C: Did you match her energy? [00:12:04] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:12:05] Speaker C: Feel like you got her enough? [00:12:06] Speaker A: I feel like I do. I feel like I did. I have one more thing to get her because I initially got her a foot massager and then she was like, just. She's like, listen, we have that. Like, we have that one if you. [00:12:17] Speaker B: Want to return that she bought herself a gift. That's. [00:12:20] Speaker A: No, she's saying that she doesn't. She's saying that she's a veteran. [00:12:23] Speaker B: That's a great move. [00:12:24] Speaker A: She's saying that she doesn't like it and she won't ever use it. So. To get her something else. [00:12:28] Speaker C: What about. [00:12:29] Speaker A: So it's. [00:12:29] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:12:29] Speaker A: So it's either a digital camera or a Nintendo Switch. Okay. [00:12:33] Speaker B: We don't do gifts. We usually go. Go away or something like that afterwards. So. Yeah, we went to Kenny Bunkport. [00:12:39] Speaker A: How was that? [00:12:40] Speaker B: Kenny Bump was great. Listen to my podcast. I went overall at Kenny Bunkport. [00:12:45] Speaker A: Listen to my. [00:12:45] Speaker C: Did a solo episode. [00:12:46] Speaker B: I did a solo episode because we. I didn't know when we were going to get into the thing. You are so oblivious. [00:12:52] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:12:53] Speaker B: So I did go over a little Kenny Bunk board. Beautiful. [00:12:57] Speaker A: Sweet. A man the fuck out. You just sat here in front of the camera and just talked. [00:13:00] Speaker B: I didn't know. I didn't do. I just did it in my car. Just recorded. Went to Starbucks. Shut it off. I had met a lot of audio issues. I probably have an hour on the cutting room floor. Me just screaming in my car. Okay, that didn't get recorded. [00:13:13] Speaker A: Nice. [00:13:14] Speaker B: You got about an hour and a half. You want to go back and listen a little extra shit? [00:13:17] Speaker C: Can I tell you my Christmas present? But I got what you got. [00:13:20] Speaker A: What you get? [00:13:21] Speaker C: She got me a spoon. She got me a spoon that says dad's ice cream spoon. [00:13:27] Speaker B: I don't hate it. That's what I got. [00:13:29] Speaker C: Yeah, I got a spoon. [00:13:30] Speaker B: What you get her? [00:13:33] Speaker C: I paid for me to come to the house. I got her some undies. [00:13:36] Speaker B: That's for you though, because you're fucking ocd. That means for you. [00:13:40] Speaker C: Is it? Yes, it is. [00:13:44] Speaker B: It is. Yeah. [00:13:45] Speaker C: I took the weight off her shoulders. [00:13:48] Speaker B: I feel like you are the cleaner. Like you clean. You really took a weight off your own shoulders. [00:13:52] Speaker C: Well, you know, I. It took me not bitching at her. Took that away. [00:13:56] Speaker B: This is the last of your fantasy money. [00:13:59] Speaker C: Oh, wow, look at that. That's another atomic that we. [00:14:01] Speaker B: A topic that we got. Justin did win the fantasy league. [00:14:05] Speaker A: Oh, like you got. You. You got a ring. [00:14:08] Speaker B: He got a ring. [00:14:09] Speaker A: Nice, bro. The champions. Welcome to champions. [00:14:12] Speaker C: You know, I was battling for two rings. I my. [00:14:15] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, you said. [00:14:16] Speaker C: And I got smoked. [00:14:18] Speaker A: Once you're out of fan. Once you're out of fantasy, though, it kind of does feel really good. Yeah, it really feels. [00:14:23] Speaker C: Well, I don't have to think about it anymore like that. Start, sit or who do I Need to pick up or all these things. [00:14:30] Speaker A: I can just watch football. [00:14:31] Speaker C: I can just relax. And then of course, there's no Thursday Night Football. So that was kind of. [00:14:35] Speaker B: I know my kid was pissed last night. He's like, why isn't any third last year? There was ago. I don't think there was. I don't think there is. [00:14:40] Speaker A: No. Because then he started asking, no. [00:14:44] Speaker B: Demar Hamlin died on the field. I go, I think that was a couple years ago. And he looked it up. It was two years. [00:14:49] Speaker C: It was two years ago. [00:14:50] Speaker B: That was on the same weekend. [00:14:52] Speaker A: Yeah, it was like one of the. [00:14:54] Speaker B: Yeah, that was the last Thursday game. [00:14:55] Speaker C: Well, they did. They do Saturday now, which is so stupid. [00:14:58] Speaker B: I actually like it. I want. I want football on every single day. [00:15:01] Speaker C: Raw is almost on Netflix, so yeah. [00:15:03] Speaker A: That would be something that we could probably all watch. It's probably worth everybody watching to first one talk about. Yeah, I'm definitely gonna. I'm definitely gonna. [00:15:11] Speaker C: They actually. Netflix has uploaded like, they're like profiles. It's like they do like top whatever and they. I was watching. It's. They're all like two hours long. They do Stone Cold and it's like the best moments of Monday Night Raw. [00:15:28] Speaker A: Like Stone Cold or Kurt angle this on Netflix. [00:15:31] Speaker C: You know, type in wwe. [00:15:33] Speaker A: Well, they throw it right in your face. I've been seeing it because we throw on Netflix every night. [00:15:37] Speaker C: We'll go into new. [00:15:38] Speaker A: It's literally. It' as soon as I turn on Netflix, the next thing, it's like, it shows Reigns, Kofi Kingston, like, and it's WWE coming. It's definitely worth. It's gonna be worth the watch. That's gonna be fun. [00:15:48] Speaker C: I did. [00:15:49] Speaker A: Somebody like leaked the whole script to like the whole show. So I'm. [00:15:52] Speaker C: Yeah, I don't think that's true though. [00:15:54] Speaker A: Yeah, they're like, hey, Goldberg and Brock Lesnar are gonna duke it out in the middle of the ring. Like, if that happens, I'll drop off my. [00:15:59] Speaker C: Definitely not gonna happen. [00:16:02] Speaker A: So two guys that are so inconsiderate. [00:16:05] Speaker C: We didn't really get to talk about Christmas yet. So I'm on my way. This is. This is all like one just to set up my aggravation. I go to the. [00:16:17] Speaker B: I go Christmas Eve or Christmas Day. [00:16:22] Speaker C: Christmas Eve. Cuz Target was still open. [00:16:24] Speaker B: Yeah, it had to be Christmas Eve. [00:16:26] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:16:26] Speaker C: So you know how I usually put in like Target pickup orders, whatever. So I go to the gas station first. I go in. Yeah, we get. [00:16:33] Speaker B: You get your dip. [00:16:34] Speaker C: I went. Got a tiny. I'm holding the door open for this dude that's walking from the pumps, which is a good 15ft away. [00:16:43] Speaker B: This is on you already. [00:16:45] Speaker C: It's a little far. [00:16:46] Speaker B: It's too far. You've got to judge. [00:16:48] Speaker C: But I do it. I hold the door open for him like a fucking gentleman in this. [00:16:53] Speaker B: This. He didn't pick up. [00:16:54] Speaker C: Speed guy. Not only did you not pick up, he slowed down. Usually walking, but blast past me. [00:17:02] Speaker B: Oh, he didn't even say thank you. [00:17:03] Speaker A: No. [00:17:04] Speaker C: I almost punched him right dead in the mouth. [00:17:07] Speaker B: Dude. [00:17:07] Speaker C: I was so mad. I came in, I came back. [00:17:14] Speaker B: You out, dude. He basically bitched him out. [00:17:16] Speaker A: Yeah, basically. That guy's. [00:17:17] Speaker B: Yeah, you basically. [00:17:18] Speaker C: Yes. [00:17:19] Speaker B: This. [00:17:19] Speaker C: This. He was probably like 15ft of that. Like, that's a Asian guy. I was so mad, I go back into the car. I go, you believe that guy? Didn't say thank you. She goes, yeah, that was rude. I go, he probably didn't see me out of the slits of his. [00:17:34] Speaker B: Ey. I was going to say Asian people do. It does seem like they. I don't know if it's a culture thing. They're not very big on the thank you. I feel like, no in public. [00:17:49] Speaker C: Maybe I should have bowed to him. I should have bowed out. [00:17:52] Speaker B: Maybe. Maybe he was just so pissed. Like, I can't believe this retard is waiting. I'm 300ft away from the door, and he's just holding it open. [00:17:58] Speaker C: Yeah. I was trying to be nice, you know? I was just trying to be nice. [00:18:02] Speaker A: I hear this. There's the other side to that where you're like, all right, man. Like, if I'm walking, I actually went, like, go in. Yeah. [00:18:09] Speaker B: Like, I'll turn back to my car just so they'll, like, close the door. Like, I am not picking up speed for you, buddy. [00:18:14] Speaker A: Yeah. I might just actually turn around back to my car. Forgot my wallet. Actually, I have my wallet. [00:18:19] Speaker B: You do the fake. Oh, oh. And then you go back to. [00:18:21] Speaker C: Yeah, that's a good move. [00:18:22] Speaker B: It's a great. [00:18:23] Speaker C: So then now I'm already aggravated, right. I go to Target. They doing the pickups. There's like five slots or. No, there's eight slots you pull in. So there's four on one side, four on the other. I'm in the slots. We're there. Sabrina went the night before, and they were like, our system's down. We can't run anything out to you, even though we already paid for it. [00:18:44] Speaker B: Okay. [00:18:44] Speaker C: They can't check it out. Okay. They, like, come back tomorrow. Eight slots. We're there for 40 minutes just waiting. Like you check in. It's like, what is going on? [00:18:55] Speaker B: They couldn't have just sent someone out and be like, hey, we can't fulfill this. [00:18:57] Speaker C: No, no, no. They stop bringing stuff out to other. Just regular parkins. People were parking next to it and just putting like our number in. [00:19:11] Speaker B: Oh my God, dude. [00:19:12] Speaker C: I was fuming. [00:19:13] Speaker B: That's crazy. [00:19:14] Speaker C: We were there for legit 40 minutes. Sabrina's like, I'm going in to get the stuff. They're like, oh no, we can't just hand it to you. You gotta wait. They're like, well, people are just using our number. [00:19:24] Speaker B: A target pickup though, on Christmas Eve. Seems like you're opening yourself up for a master. [00:19:29] Speaker A: It's like when my mother told me. [00:19:30] Speaker C: To go to fucking Christmas it ideal. [00:19:32] Speaker A: One day the night before Thanksgiving. [00:19:34] Speaker B: Oh no, that's crazy. [00:19:35] Speaker C: It was not ideal, but hell on earth. But the only reason is cuz their system was down. She went at like 10 o'clock. There were no cars there the night before. Kid, y'all gonna get put up for adoption in three minutes. [00:19:49] Speaker B: I think you should put him up. [00:19:50] Speaker C: He's going to the fire station. [00:19:52] Speaker B: I'll take him. He's one of the best kids I know. So he sucks during podcast. [00:19:57] Speaker A: He looks. He does like. I'm so happy you guys dressed him as Michael Myers. [00:20:02] Speaker B: As. [00:20:02] Speaker A: He looks like Austin Pow was. [00:20:04] Speaker B: He looks like him. [00:20:05] Speaker A: He like does look like him, dude. [00:20:11] Speaker B: All right, Justin's going to throw. I think Justin's going to go throw him down the steps right now. Justin's literally going to go. [00:20:19] Speaker A: I didn't know what was about to happen. [00:20:21] Speaker B: About to get launched off Crip Walk back. Justin, that would. [00:20:24] Speaker C: He's not. [00:20:29] Speaker B: What. [00:20:32] Speaker C: Are you being a silly. [00:20:33] Speaker B: Go get a ball or something. Give him a ball. Does he like playing with balls? [00:20:36] Speaker A: Oh, he's upset. This is the most upset I've seen this child, honestly. [00:20:41] Speaker B: Yeah, he just wants to chill, just. [00:20:44] Speaker A: Wants to be loved. I just want somebody to live. [00:20:48] Speaker B: Oh, look at this toy. We finally bring out the toy. [00:20:50] Speaker A: Look at this toy. Look, it's Jack Skeleton. [00:20:53] Speaker B: What about Justin having like Halloween decorations up 247 at his house? He showed a picture of his Christmas dinner and he just had a little bit of a. [00:21:00] Speaker A: That's a little bit of sanity stuff there. That's a little. [00:21:02] Speaker B: That's a little Nightmare Before Christmas or something. [00:21:05] Speaker C: Well, speaking on the topic of I have like two more Christmas things. One more Christmas thing. Nico and Fucker. Just Irish Goodbyeing. [00:21:16] Speaker B: Yeah, that's crazy. That's crazy. [00:21:18] Speaker C: Like, super early. [00:21:19] Speaker B: That's nuts. [00:21:20] Speaker C: Super early, too. [00:21:21] Speaker B: Yeah, I just looked. Looked around and I was like, nico's gone. [00:21:24] Speaker C: I said the same thing. [00:21:25] Speaker A: Sorry, I had to go. [00:21:26] Speaker B: We tie or something? [00:21:28] Speaker A: No, it's just super tired. [00:21:30] Speaker C: Girlfriend put up the bat signal. [00:21:32] Speaker B: That's what happened. [00:21:33] Speaker A: No, no girlfriend. [00:21:35] Speaker B: She's like, cut you here? [00:21:36] Speaker C: Did you go. Did you go home or did you. [00:21:38] Speaker A: Yeah, I went home. I went. I went right home. I was tired. [00:21:41] Speaker C: That's crazy, Nico. It was like 9:00 at night. [00:21:44] Speaker B: No, 11. [00:21:46] Speaker A: It was. I. I. Bro. My mom was still here. Do you not remember me yelling at my mother? Because I thought that she already went home. You guys were playing lcr, like, in the depths. That's when Mike Gray called us. [00:21:57] Speaker C: I went home, Al. I went home at midnight. [00:22:00] Speaker A: No. No, you didn't. [00:22:02] Speaker B: No way. [00:22:02] Speaker A: Yeah, definitely later than me. No people left here later than me. Okay? [00:22:07] Speaker C: I didn't leave the five in the morning. [00:22:08] Speaker B: No, you didn't. [00:22:09] Speaker A: I got home. I got home at 11. At 11:22. 11:25. [00:22:14] Speaker B: You try the nines? [00:22:16] Speaker A: I'm about to do it. Yeah. [00:22:18] Speaker B: Get you going. [00:22:20] Speaker C: Nico, A couple of your friends came into the restaurant. [00:22:23] Speaker A: Yeah, What's. How'd that go? [00:22:26] Speaker C: They are big boneheads. That's all I have to say. [00:22:28] Speaker B: They're not bones. [00:22:29] Speaker C: They. They're big. A couple of boneheads. Yeah. They were a good time. [00:22:35] Speaker B: Oh, the guy Tanos. Everyone knows that. [00:22:37] Speaker C: They weren't. Call him right now. [00:22:40] Speaker A: Call him. [00:22:41] Speaker B: Unless. Unless if. If I find out he's just floating your boat, dude. When I know he's a guy Tano and the stuff that he puts into my inbox. If I ever share them to Justin, Justin will be pissed about so who E. Yep. [00:22:55] Speaker A: He's a. He's a guy. He's a gay Tano. Like, for sure. Like, people, like, he's asking, like, to hang out with Al. Like, when can me. You and I'll go get something to eat. I'm like. [00:23:06] Speaker C: I'm pretty sure the other kid was a bonehead. [00:23:09] Speaker A: Who? Go. Gomes. Yeah, the kid with the curly hair. That kid. [00:23:13] Speaker C: Not Gomes, the other one. [00:23:14] Speaker A: Fargo. Yeah, Fargo's a. Fargo is an absolute meat stick. Absolutely loaded kids. Like, an absolute commercial, like, electrician. But, like, oh, is he. He's grade eight. He's like 17 DUIs. [00:23:28] Speaker B: Hit me up. Fago. I got a DUI was a bonehead. [00:23:31] Speaker A: Oh, but Gomes, the. And then Gome's the taller kid. Yeah, yeah, he's the kid that literally would Text me. Used to text me every week. And he played trivia through the radio. [00:23:40] Speaker C: Oh, really? [00:23:41] Speaker A: Yeah, he loves. He loved the trivia. [00:23:43] Speaker C: No, they were good guys. [00:23:44] Speaker A: They take. They do the right thing. [00:23:46] Speaker C: Yeah. Oh, yeah. [00:23:47] Speaker A: Okay, good. That was my only concern, because he didn't. Because he called me and was like, hey, by the way, I'm going to the restaurant. I'm like, yo. [00:23:57] Speaker B: That's how you know they're good guys. If they tip right, they're a guy. Tano. [00:24:01] Speaker A: That's. That's all that matters. That's all that matters. You still get to go. Once you break that streak, you never get to come back. [00:24:07] Speaker B: That all of a sudden, oh, we can't fit you in tonight. [00:24:10] Speaker A: That's right. Sorry. Like one like Juan from Wicked, pick up everybody's thing. You ever see one from Wicked, buddy? No, no, no, no, no. [00:24:19] Speaker B: I think that that's just. That should be anywhere you get. You get hooked up somewhere. You should just fucking. You should treat that wait staff right. Doesn't matter where it is. You know what I mean? That should just be common sense, common courtesy. [00:24:30] Speaker A: Yeah, I get it. But when. When you are told, like, specifically, like, hey, today's not the day. Don't go. And then I show up and you're there and you're taking up a table for six. Cause that's the only place that they could fit you. Because they want to accommodate you. Because the last time you came in, you were with me. Now you rub me the wrong way. Now. I don't ever want you in there. [00:24:49] Speaker B: You get insulted easily myself. You think you get insulted easily? [00:24:55] Speaker A: No, I have. I would say I have thicker skin than most. Yeah. [00:25:04] Speaker B: Yep, he just kicked the kid. [00:25:09] Speaker A: Standby one. As Justin's off to the side. What else we got? [00:25:15] Speaker B: He's got a lot of stories that he wants. [00:25:16] Speaker A: Yeah. So listen, sorry for the Irish. Goodbye. You guys know I love you. I was having a great time. I just got tired. And if you're gonna say bye to everybody, then everybody's gonna ask you why you're already leaving that this time. And then I'm gonna have to explain that situation 15 times. So we're all gonna make fun of you. [00:25:35] Speaker B: Oh, that's a Dutch. [00:25:36] Speaker A: Oh, that. Yeah. No, that didn't happen. She had work the next morning, and it was, dude, God bless nurses. And I'm not even being biased. Like, I don't know how they do what they do and what they see. [00:25:49] Speaker B: It does suck. [00:25:50] Speaker A: Christmas Day. Dealing with a individual that's infatuated with his own Shit. So he's taking the shoppie. He took a shoppie from one of the cabinets and was jamming it up his ass, picking shit out of his ass and throwing it off the wall. What do you. [00:26:06] Speaker B: Do? [00:26:06] Speaker A: You want to know what I would do to an individual? [00:26:08] Speaker B: I think someone like that should be killed. You just put them all to misery because that's just. You're acting like an animal. [00:26:12] Speaker A: I put something right in their iv. [00:26:14] Speaker B: That's what a monkey. That's what a monkey does. Yeah, they just throw their around. You start throwing your around on top. [00:26:19] Speaker A: Of acting like that, then having an. Like an attitude. Oh, yeah. People that are taking care of for you. Like, you're. You're a like, disgusting individual. [00:26:31] Speaker B: What the look like? [00:26:33] Speaker A: I don't. I don't know. I wasn't in the room. [00:26:35] Speaker B: You should have asked. I would ask a bunch of questions about the. [00:26:37] Speaker A: No, I try and just get her. I should try and get her by those. Because she. Get it up. [00:26:41] Speaker C: Yeah, I had a good old emergency room visit. [00:26:46] Speaker A: Not you. [00:26:47] Speaker B: This kid. [00:26:48] Speaker C: I did. [00:26:49] Speaker A: No, I knew it wasn't the kid. [00:26:51] Speaker B: Is that why you called out of work? [00:26:54] Speaker C: I didn't call out. [00:26:55] Speaker B: You left work early. [00:26:57] Speaker C: Yeah, well, I had. [00:27:00] Speaker B: I feel like I haven't seen you since. Well, maybe I did and I just didn't ask you about it. [00:27:03] Speaker C: This was before Christmas Eve. I was here on Christmas, so I. [00:27:07] Speaker A: Didn'T drink, so I was on yo meds. All right. No, Justin's. [00:27:10] Speaker B: Oh, you told me you have colitis. Yeah. You have an episode of colitis. [00:27:14] Speaker C: Well, I never had colitis before. [00:27:17] Speaker A: Now you have colitis, bro. [00:27:18] Speaker B: Dude, the kids got more problems. [00:27:20] Speaker C: Intestines. That's what colitis is. [00:27:23] Speaker A: I know, Justin. That's not good. No. [00:27:25] Speaker C: So it's like. [00:27:27] Speaker A: That's bad. [00:27:28] Speaker B: I feel like if you. If you gave us all a MRI or whatever they. Whatever imaging they do to look at your intestines. [00:27:34] Speaker A: So I'm in the process to finally get health insurance. Being 30 years old, I'm four years out of the loop. Right. I'm scared to go to the physician. Just like I told you, once I go to H and R block, you definitely come with me. Someone has to come with me. [00:27:47] Speaker B: They're not going to arrest you on the spot. [00:27:49] Speaker C: That's not how it works. [00:27:50] Speaker A: They might. [00:27:51] Speaker B: He's like, pull the fire alone. [00:27:56] Speaker A: That'll be the next. That'll be the next Netflix movie. I'll. [00:27:59] Speaker B: I'll. I'll hold up that you've never paid your taxes. [00:28:02] Speaker A: Don't. Please no, bro. She'll leave me and never talk to me again. [00:28:05] Speaker C: Can I tell you about the guy in the emergency room? [00:28:09] Speaker B: Yes, yes, yes. [00:28:10] Speaker A: Waiting. [00:28:11] Speaker C: And you could tell this guy is homeless. He's probably, like, close to 400 pounds and, like, 6ft tall. He's definitely homeless. As. And so I'm sitting there and this guy just, like. I don't know if I just have a magnet of these people that just feel the need to, like, talk to me. This guy's talking my ear off. He's telling me how he's Taylor Swift's husband, her spiritual husband, how he's on her. His HMO plan. [00:28:40] Speaker B: I believe it. [00:28:41] Speaker C: Walks up to me, then shows me the name on it. And it was actually Taylor Swift. But obviously it's not the same Taylor Swift. But this guy's just yapping at me. Then all of a sudden he asks. [00:28:54] Speaker B: Are you positive that you didn't meet Taylor Swift's husband? [00:28:57] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, a thousand percent. If you met this guy, you would be like, this is crazy. So he asked the nurse for food, right? She brings him a sandwich. He's like, this is ridiculous. I demand hot food. It's like, dude, you're just sitting in a bed in the middle of this alleyway. [00:29:18] Speaker A: Yep. [00:29:19] Speaker B: Which hospital? Melrose Wakefield. [00:29:20] Speaker C: No, I was at Mass General. [00:29:22] Speaker B: Oh, you went to Mass General. [00:29:23] Speaker C: This happened at work. I got, like, a crazy attack, and I was having a stroke. I. I don't know what to do, guys, with this kid. [00:29:32] Speaker B: It's fine. It is what it is. We're just gonna man up, Troy. But the people. People are used to it by now. This is like episode three. He's done this now. [00:29:40] Speaker A: Yeah. People definitely in their cars right now. They love this part of the episode. This is. This is what they. This is what you come from. [00:29:47] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:29:47] Speaker C: So nice. So basically, the guy's yapping my ear off, then starts complaining to the nurse. [00:29:54] Speaker B: He's yawning. [00:29:55] Speaker C: Nice burp. Then starts complaining to the nurse about the food that he wanted. Hot food here, Bubby. [00:30:06] Speaker B: So he complained about hot food. You gotta burp them, I think. Walk them and burp them. [00:30:15] Speaker A: Walk them and burp them. So off of Justin. Sorry. As he's gonna continue that. I can have something that's very similar to that. Homeless guy comes in yesterday to work to. To her place. [00:30:27] Speaker B: Oh, okay. [00:30:28] Speaker A: Again, homeless, right? They're taking care of him and whatnot. He starts freaking out because he has his belong. He has whatever he has on his person in his backpack. Where's the washer and dryer why? She's like, excuse me. It's like, where's the fucking washer and dryer? How am I supposed to wash my clothes? I'm out of here. I'm getting out of this place. Like, there's the exit. Go ahead. No problem. Oh, no, I think I'll stay. I think it's like, are you. [00:30:59] Speaker B: What? [00:31:00] Speaker A: Like the audacity. [00:31:05] Speaker B: I swear to God, he's gonna hurt this kid one day in front of us. [00:31:08] Speaker A: I hope not. [00:31:09] Speaker B: No, these people have got. [00:31:10] Speaker A: They just the audacity on some of these people that go in the hospitals and think that they're at like the Marriott. Like, dude, this is not what. [00:31:18] Speaker B: Like you're a servant. [00:31:20] Speaker A: Yeah, it's. It's terrible. I feel so. Like, that's what I'm saying. Like, you do you know the patience that it takes. Shout out to all the. Well, this people. [00:31:29] Speaker C: This guy legit got kicked out of the hospital. It was the middle of a snowstorm. [00:31:35] Speaker A: Should. [00:31:37] Speaker B: Monday. Yeah, Monday. Yeah. [00:31:39] Speaker C: Okay, so we got that. We got that snow. [00:31:41] Speaker B: Yep. [00:31:42] Speaker C: And he was obviously just trying to like, he's like, oh, I'm having a psychotic break. This is everything he's telling me. I'm like, I. I just can't. Can you, like, just not talk to me anymore? So they end up kicking him. He's calling like the HMO and the nurses because they wouldn't give him hot food. They brought security twice. They ended up kicking him out. [00:32:01] Speaker B: That's actually kind of fun. So they threw out Taylor Swift's husband. [00:32:04] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:32:05] Speaker B: You should have been like, how's Taylor Swift's look like? [00:32:07] Speaker C: Yeah, what's it look like? I bet you she has an ugly. [00:32:10] Speaker B: You think so? [00:32:11] Speaker C: Yeah. I don't think she's gonna look at. It's probably dangly. [00:32:15] Speaker B: I feel like a tall girl. It wouldn't be dangly. [00:32:17] Speaker A: It might look like that. [00:32:19] Speaker B: Like maybe, right though. [00:32:20] Speaker A: It might look like that turkey drawing up on the fridge. [00:32:25] Speaker B: You think she has like a juicy. [00:32:28] Speaker A: No, I think so. [00:32:29] Speaker C: Somebody is a Lucy. [00:32:31] Speaker B: Somebody we know. I was. I was giving him one of my stupid hypotheticals. I was like, would you this person, you know, for how much money? And he text me that. He's like, you know, I totally forgot to tell you this. And it was just like this really fat girl that I was given the hypothetical to. And he's like, one time, dude, I spent $80 because I wanted to this fat girl. So he. He spent $80 on a hookah, like a fat ass hooker. He goes. He's like, her Looked like a cow's from behind. Jesus. So I had to look up, like, what a cow's vagina looks like. It is graphic. He goes, he this girl. And it wasn't even the smell. He just couldn't deal with himself. Afterwards he had a run and he started throwing up. [00:33:13] Speaker A: I almost. [00:33:15] Speaker B: So he just like paid $80 to make himself out. He just so beside himself and just discussed it in his Life. He spent $80 on some Chelsea hookah and that's just made himself throw. [00:33:27] Speaker C: I mean, if you're gonna be a hooker, you can't be £400. [00:33:30] Speaker B: Let me see. I got the picture of the Chelsea hooker. [00:33:32] Speaker A: Some people are down for that. [00:33:34] Speaker C: Please. [00:33:36] Speaker A: Some people are down for that. [00:33:38] Speaker B: Oh, here it is. I do have it. See it? [00:33:43] Speaker A: Yeah, I see it. [00:33:44] Speaker B: Just disgusting. [00:33:45] Speaker A: Yeah. Okay. I could have went without seeing that. [00:33:48] Speaker B: Well, now you know. [00:33:49] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:33:50] Speaker B: So I don't know how we got on that, but we're there. [00:33:53] Speaker A: Yeah, that's where we're at. What else? What else we have? [00:33:57] Speaker C: I had that girl in the train station getting lit on fire. [00:34:02] Speaker B: Is that just a New York. Some immigrant. Migrant? [00:34:06] Speaker C: Yeah, it's all these migrants are all up. [00:34:08] Speaker B: What about migrant stories? [00:34:10] Speaker C: I got two migrant stories. [00:34:12] Speaker A: So you got that? You have. [00:34:14] Speaker B: But how did no one help her? I won't even try to, like, throw water on. [00:34:17] Speaker C: I don't know if it was just super late night and nobody else was on the train. [00:34:20] Speaker A: Maybe she was engulfed. [00:34:22] Speaker B: There's water. [00:34:23] Speaker C: Guy sat there, watched her. Right. [00:34:25] Speaker A: Water wouldn't have helped. [00:34:28] Speaker B: I know, but wouldn't you try to like, say, hey, stop dropping roll. She was in a stop drop kaboom, baby. Rub on your nipples. [00:34:40] Speaker A: Some call me ludicrous. [00:34:42] Speaker B: Some call me Mr. Wiggles. [00:34:44] Speaker A: Okay. But she was like in an upright position. Almost like she was like leaning against, like. [00:34:49] Speaker B: I think he just. Yeah, I think he just was. She was stand, like holding the pol. [00:34:52] Speaker A: Probably, like, was. She just. Probably nodded off asleep and he just engulfed her in flames. [00:34:56] Speaker B: No, I just think it happened so quick, she didn't know what to do. She died. Right? [00:35:00] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. [00:35:01] Speaker B: That is a D pitch of that smell. [00:35:05] Speaker C: But speaking of migrants, we do have. We had a Revere arrest. Another migrant story they were arrested on. It was like 11 counts, including having an AR15 and 5 kilos of fentanyl fatty wap. Revere quality. [00:35:26] Speaker B: What was the nationality of this guy? [00:35:28] Speaker C: I think they were Dominican. [00:35:30] Speaker B: Who's Dominican? [00:35:31] Speaker A: Nice. [00:35:32] Speaker C: Let me double check that. [00:35:36] Speaker A: I agree. [00:35:37] Speaker B: Big Poppy, big fetty. We're gonna call this guy had the AI Just toting it. [00:35:43] Speaker A: But how about the things that have all transpired in the past, like, week and a half? So you got what's going on. You got what's going on in New Orleans, which was crazy. A bomb threat to the. To the bowl game. And then the gu. Drove through a crowd, up like. And killed 15 people. You got the plane going down in California. [00:36:02] Speaker C: Well, let's talk about that for a second. [00:36:05] Speaker B: Plane went down. [00:36:06] Speaker C: You got the Tesla. [00:36:07] Speaker A: Yeah. Oh, yep. Yep. [00:36:08] Speaker C: And then that's the Tesla in Vegas. [00:36:10] Speaker A: Third one. Yep. [00:36:11] Speaker C: In New Orleans. [00:36:12] Speaker A: The guy shot himself in the head and blew up the Tesla front of the building. [00:36:15] Speaker B: Yep. [00:36:15] Speaker C: So they're trying to say it's not connected, right? [00:36:19] Speaker A: All three of them? [00:36:20] Speaker C: Well, no, the. I don't know about the plane thing. [00:36:23] Speaker A: I think the plane thing might just be. I'm just saying, like, just what about. Of a. Crazy About a crazy turn of events. [00:36:28] Speaker B: Of all at once. [00:36:30] Speaker C: I don't know about the. [00:36:35] Speaker B: I just don't think he wants to sit. Dude. [00:36:37] Speaker C: No, he doesn't. You can only stand up with him. It's, like, mad enough. [00:36:41] Speaker B: And for someone that doesn't, like, love to stand, you like a sitter. [00:36:45] Speaker C: Look at my face right now. [00:36:48] Speaker A: Now we see it. You're enjoying being the dad for sure. [00:36:51] Speaker B: Yeah, it's my favorite. [00:36:55] Speaker C: And I get spoons for Christmas. I gotta deal with this. [00:36:59] Speaker B: At least. You got blown last night. [00:37:00] Speaker C: I did. [00:37:01] Speaker A: That's. Dude, that's huge. [00:37:03] Speaker C: Well, I had to watch Wicked. [00:37:04] Speaker B: Well, he had to make a deal. [00:37:05] Speaker C: Let's. Let's look to that. [00:37:07] Speaker B: He's getting to that. We're getting into the Tesla. [00:37:09] Speaker C: So the Tesla New Orleans. They both rented their cars off Toronto. They're saying both incidences are completely unrelated. And I. I can't even think right now. [00:37:28] Speaker A: I said, dude, I see you trying. At least you're trying. [00:37:33] Speaker B: I'm not even off from a lifeline. I just want to. [00:37:35] Speaker A: He's throwing Santino's just, like, matching Justin's pitch of voice. So he keeps going, like, while just Justin's talking. [00:37:44] Speaker C: Apparently they were both military guys. You can fact check me if you want, but they will both. They both stayed on the same military base as well, but they're saying it's completely unrelated. [00:37:55] Speaker B: They both stayed on the same base. How many people are on this base? That's a question. [00:37:58] Speaker A: I was told that. I was told that the New Orleans attack was ISIS related. [00:38:04] Speaker B: I think he wanted to be in ISIS. [00:38:06] Speaker A: Oh, okay, so that is related. [00:38:08] Speaker B: Yes. He. He 100% wanted to be in ISIS. [00:38:10] Speaker A: Good group to join it is. [00:38:13] Speaker B: What's the ISIS New Orleans is. Was he an ex military guy? [00:38:22] Speaker A: Honestly, for not having six figure job. [00:38:24] Speaker B: To ISIS inspired terror. Are you sure he was on the thing? [00:38:31] Speaker A: I don't know. [00:38:34] Speaker B: I mean. Okay, so I'm gonna say something that's gonna sound really crazy. Shamsu Dean Jabba. Now I know there's plenty of Muslims in this world that are like perfect upstanding citizens and a lot of them are extremely peaceful. This could be the white in me. That name screams isis. Shamsud Dean Jabba to me screams isis. It's like when you hear a three person white name like Michael Patrick Kelly or whatever like that. Even though that's like an Irish guy in fucking stat spa that just sits there. [00:39:15] Speaker A: Neil Patrick Harris. [00:39:17] Speaker B: When Neil Patrick Harris would be a perfect name for a serial killer. Like a white serial killer that goes around. Looks like Justin murders people. Has a Netflix documentary. [00:39:25] Speaker A: Yes. [00:39:26] Speaker B: So me saying that about this Arab gentleman. Listen, we talk about all races. Shamsu Din Jabbar was guilty when he was born that way. That's the way I would say on that one. [00:39:38] Speaker A: He's guilty by default. [00:39:40] Speaker B: He's guilty by default. 42 years old. He looked younger. I didn't think. I didn't think he was 42. I would have guessed 27. Drove a pickup into a crowd of revelers on bourbon street, killing 14 people. Jesus Christ. [00:39:52] Speaker A: The video is the video. [00:39:54] Speaker B: Oh, I didn't watch the video. [00:39:55] Speaker A: I videos Brute. [00:39:57] Speaker B: Is it bad? [00:39:57] Speaker A: The video was brutal. I mean. [00:39:59] Speaker B: Yep. He felt he was in a war between believers and disbelievers. [00:40:03] Speaker A: So of course. Yeah, yeah, of course you. That's how. [00:40:06] Speaker B: Oh, he is a military vet. So Justin's right about that. He is a military vet. He grew up in Beaumont. Beaumont, Texas. Probably prime football country. So how could he do that on the eve of football? You know what I mean? We got a quarterfinal thing. That's crazy. [00:40:20] Speaker A: I know. But when you have these, when you have these huge events, it's like Christmas for these people because they know there's just going to be massive, massive large amounts of people in one area. That's when you can make a splash. [00:40:35] Speaker B: Yeah, you're right. [00:40:37] Speaker A: Just think about. He made a big enough splash. [00:40:39] Speaker B: He was deployed to Afghanistan from 2009 to 2010. Army Reserve until 2020. Active duty from 2007 to 2015. Jesus Christ. I'm trying to find out where he actually. What base he was on. [00:40:57] Speaker A: Hey, Santi. [00:40:58] Speaker B: See, because here's my only thing and you have People that are. That, you know, personally good friends that have been deployed. [00:41:05] Speaker A: Yep. [00:41:06] Speaker B: When you go to these bases, there's a lot of people on these bases. Sometimes you don't even know the people in the bases. So that's the only thing I'm gonna. [00:41:12] Speaker C: Say, is that we find out if the other guy was a military guy, too. [00:41:16] Speaker B: Oh, he's 100 military guy, special Forces. [00:41:18] Speaker C: And on the same base. [00:41:19] Speaker B: I don't know about the same base. I'm trying to find out which base he was at. He served at Fort Bragg. [00:41:28] Speaker A: For Bragg, He's North Carolina. [00:41:30] Speaker B: Yep. North Carolina. He got. He got charges for driving under the influence at Fort Bragg. [00:41:37] Speaker A: Nice. [00:41:37] Speaker B: Now let's. Let's look at the Tesla drive. Tesla bomber. See the Tesla bomber. They're saying he. His wife. His wife left him two days before this. He basically lost his mind, blew his head off and. And did the bomb. [00:41:52] Speaker A: That's fucking nuts, bro. [00:41:54] Speaker B: But they're saying he. They're trying to make it seem like. Now this could be a little bit of whitewashing here because he's white. They're trying to say that he wasn't even trying to hurt people. That's why he did a Tesla. Why even blow up the Tesla? Just blow your brains out on the side of the road? Why. Why feel the need to put a bomb in it and blow it and. [00:42:09] Speaker C: Then park in front of Trump Tower? [00:42:11] Speaker B: It doesn't make sense. [00:42:12] Speaker C: That makes no sense. [00:42:16] Speaker B: So he was on. He was active duty. This guy was active duty in Germany with the 10th Special Forces Group. Was. But was on leave at the time of the inc. His wife left him because he was in infidelity or whatever that's called. He's a Green Beret. [00:42:30] Speaker A: Oh, what? [00:42:32] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:42:33] Speaker C: Green Beret, for sake. [00:42:35] Speaker B: Hey, was Scally's father Green Beret? Yes, he was Green Beret. [00:42:39] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:42:40] Speaker B: Yeah, he was. Right. [00:42:41] Speaker C: Yep. [00:42:47] Speaker A: Crazy. [00:42:47] Speaker B: I don't know. I don't. It's not saying where he is. All right. We're going to take it as fact just because Justin said it. And it definitely leads to a better story. Yeah. That these two served in the same base. They actually bunked together. Would you say that. That. That. That's what we're gonna take it right now? They bunked together. [00:43:02] Speaker A: They might have been cahoots. [00:43:03] Speaker B: They were roommates. They were in cahoots. I would say that that should. That would have came out a little quicker. You would think. [00:43:11] Speaker C: I. I think that one sent the other one a Toro referral. [00:43:16] Speaker B: You might be right. You might be right. Maybe, yes, I like that. But they both had bombs. I don't think knows how to make a bomb. Would you agree with that? You think that your buddy knows how to make bombs? [00:43:29] Speaker A: I think, I'm not gonna lie to you. I think that they kind of have an idea of what, what you could get your hands on to make something combust. I think just by going through the training, like if you know what you're looking for and what's the easiest way that your op could make up something that could cause a threat. I mean, just think about it. Kids back in the days used to make works bombs, so. [00:43:54] Speaker B: Well, we got it. We got some people in the family that made a bomb. [00:43:58] Speaker A: I remember chemical bomb, used to take the big Gatorades. [00:44:02] Speaker B: Yep. [00:44:03] Speaker A: Take them, take them out. The 32 ounce ones, the big body at the bottom. The ones that don't fit in the cup. [00:44:08] Speaker B: Which is retarded. [00:44:10] Speaker A: It is retarded. [00:44:11] Speaker B: Like why wouldn't you just make it taller and let it fit in a cup holder? [00:44:15] Speaker A: Yep. They just made that fat bottom end. Fill that up with. I believe it was either like washer fluid or some type of soap type material. Then they would get seven to eight aluminum foil balls rolled up. [00:44:34] Speaker B: Okay. [00:44:34] Speaker A: Throw them in there, you shake it and it combusts. [00:44:38] Speaker B: Okay. [00:44:39] Speaker A: You obviously put them in people's mailboxes and blow them up. [00:44:43] Speaker B: Have you ever made one? [00:44:45] Speaker A: Nope, nope, I never made one because I'm honestly, I'm not gonna lie, way too scared to. If my par parents ever found out that I did that, like my dad would take my life. Yeah, he would. He would probably take my life. [00:45:01] Speaker B: When I was in college, they made us read the Anarchist Cookbook, which was kind of wild that that was on a college reading list. And they had some in there that's like I still remember to this day. I'm not going to get into any of the stuff just in case I have to use it on one of you two. But there's plenty of in there that you can learn and I bet you if you just look that up. [00:45:21] Speaker A: That's what I'm saying. So honestly I wouldn't say that. Just be like even going into it, like think about it like people knew how to do it. Not being enlisted, it's not hard. You could look it up. There's a YouTube video for everything. So. [00:45:34] Speaker B: Yeah, you're probably right. [00:45:35] Speaker A: You know, think about a works bomb, but adult it make it bigger, make it more dangerous. I mean you could figure out a way some which way. Even the pressure cook Using a. Yeah, you're using a fucking car. So there's plenty of stuff there that you could just throw something and throw something in it. [00:45:53] Speaker B: Basically what they're saying though, is because he used the Tesla cybertruck, it actually, because it's all steel around it, it actually suppressed the bomb. Like it didn't even blow out the windows of the Trump Tower. Like, no windows broke because it actually suppressed the bomb. [00:46:07] Speaker C: Like, it's probably not the most ideal. [00:46:10] Speaker B: Yeah. So it didn't seem like it was thought out that much. [00:46:12] Speaker C: Yeah. Or he really wasn't just trying to. [00:46:14] Speaker A: Kill anybody, or he was just honestly pissed off at his cybertruck of how ugly it is this. And just was like, figured like being like. [00:46:21] Speaker B: It's the. It's so sick. This cyber truck. I've been cruising around. [00:46:25] Speaker A: If I'm gonna. If I'm gonna go, I'm gonna take the cyber truck with me because it sucks. [00:46:29] Speaker B: My kid wants a cyber truck bad. Dude. [00:46:31] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:46:32] Speaker C: I don't know. [00:46:33] Speaker B: He just always. Look, he gets so jacked up when he sees a cyber truck. He's like, how come you didn't buy a cyber truck because your father's not gay? [00:46:41] Speaker A: Well, son, because I'm not a idiot. [00:46:43] Speaker C: And speaking of gay, and you kind of brought this up earlier is I was wheeling and dealing last night. [00:46:52] Speaker B: You were wheeling and dalen last night to some girls. Some guys were. Wanted to suck you off. [00:46:57] Speaker C: No, Sabrina. [00:46:59] Speaker B: Oh, oh, okay, okay. Yes, I do. Remember this deal I got. [00:47:03] Speaker C: I. I made a proposition that, hey, if I'm gonna rent Wicked. [00:47:07] Speaker B: So she wanted Wicked. [00:47:09] Speaker C: Yeah. And I said, yeah, I'll watch it if you give me a Bulger job. I feel like it was a fear trade off. I'll sit through this three and a half hour musical with you, but you're going to top me off first. [00:47:23] Speaker B: Oh, first. [00:47:24] Speaker A: He got it first. [00:47:25] Speaker B: That's actually wicked smart. [00:47:26] Speaker C: Yeah, absolutely. I got the. I think I came in five minutes. It was the best blow job I've ever had. [00:47:32] Speaker A: I think. [00:47:34] Speaker B: That'S a good last. [00:47:35] Speaker C: She wanted a. She wanted a. [00:47:38] Speaker B: She was giving that Glock. Glock. [00:47:39] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. She went all in. Win. She went A plus. If you did this every time. [00:47:44] Speaker B: Yeah. They don't realize that they're so dumb women. They're pea brains. They got pea sized brains. All they have to do is blow you. They can get anything that they want. [00:47:52] Speaker C: Anything that they want. [00:47:53] Speaker B: Anything that they want. [00:47:54] Speaker C: Anything that they want. [00:47:56] Speaker B: And they do it. You know, when you get set up, they're setting you up. [00:47:59] Speaker C: She set me up. [00:48:00] Speaker B: Yeah. When she just does it out of nowhere. [00:48:01] Speaker C: Oh yeah. Did you ever figure out what it was? [00:48:05] Speaker B: No, no, I think it still hasn't come yet. Yeah, maybe she said. Yeah, maybe she's gonna blow me again. [00:48:10] Speaker A: She's stashing it away. [00:48:11] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. [00:48:12] Speaker A: Just putting it on ice. Yeah, putting it on ice. [00:48:16] Speaker B: No, I mean, you got any trades like that? You ever do any trades like that? [00:48:22] Speaker A: No. I got a nice neck massage last night. [00:48:25] Speaker C: Neck massage is good. [00:48:26] Speaker A: I got it. It felt, it felt great. It. It was not. It didn't, didn't take long. It was fantastic. Now would I have definitely rather the blow drop like 75,000? [00:48:38] Speaker B: That would have relaxed your neck just as much. [00:48:40] Speaker A: Actually I would have went to sleep on. I wouldn't have been up for the next two hours. Play that. [00:48:47] Speaker C: I only have one more thing on my topic list. [00:48:50] Speaker B: Well, I mean this kid is. [00:48:53] Speaker C: Oh yeah. Right after this I'm leaving to take him out of here. Cuz this is just. I want to kill myself right now. [00:48:59] Speaker A: This is. Yeah. [00:49:01] Speaker C: Do you have a New Year's resolution right now? [00:49:04] Speaker A: So I'll go first. Doing the 75 hard. I started yesterday. 75 hard right now. That's gonna be. I'm not gonna over commit. These New Year's resolutions sometimes get crazy. They get broken probably within the first week. [00:49:19] Speaker B: You're close right now. You just poured fucking chocolate syrup in your coffee. [00:49:22] Speaker A: You watched me weigh it out. Tablespoon. I got a tablespoon. Two tablespoons. It's 90 calories. [00:49:28] Speaker B: There's no way that that could be part of 75 hard. There's nothing hot about chocolate, sir. [00:49:34] Speaker A: Moderation. [00:49:36] Speaker B: So you're 75 medium? [00:49:38] Speaker A: No, I'm hard. [00:49:39] Speaker B: Are you doing the workout outside as well? [00:49:41] Speaker A: I'm gonna have to. I will say for the days that I am. For the days that I am working though, you gotta, you gotta be realistic. I'm gonna go after this and workout and that'll be my workout for the day. [00:49:53] Speaker B: Are you going Riviera? [00:49:53] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:49:54] Speaker B: Nice. [00:49:55] Speaker A: Yeah. I'll go do my work over. [00:49:56] Speaker B: Let's see some Gaetano action in there. Maybe. We'll see. [00:49:59] Speaker A: Good. [00:49:59] Speaker B: I'm in a little bit of a weight contest right now. [00:50:01] Speaker A: Now are you? [00:50:02] Speaker B: Which I don't know if I'm going to be able to win this one, but I am in a weight contest. So I'm. I'm going to try to eat better too as well. [00:50:11] Speaker A: I'm. Listen, I'm just using this like I, it's, it's. I as long as somebody else is in it with me, that can keep me. That can keep me in it. So, you know, we're both. We're both holding each other accountable. And that's. That's the best way to go about it. It. I got to work out twice a day. The. The hottest part about this, believe it or not, is going to be reading. So. [00:50:35] Speaker C: I started a 30 week software engineering boot camp. [00:50:40] Speaker B: There you go. [00:50:41] Speaker A: Awesome. So you're going to be. That's. That's a long time. [00:50:44] Speaker B: So you're going to make us an app? [00:50:45] Speaker C: Yeah, I'll be able to do that. [00:50:46] Speaker B: Nice. [00:50:47] Speaker C: My project that I want to do is actually going to be a reservations app for the restaurant. [00:50:52] Speaker B: That's what you want to do? This kid is. [00:50:53] Speaker C: I'm leaving intense because he's just not gonna shut the fuck up, so. [00:50:58] Speaker B: But is he not taking his. His bottle? [00:51:00] Speaker C: No, he's ready for a nap as soon as I drive. [00:51:03] Speaker B: He'll stop once you swing him around for a little bit. [00:51:06] Speaker C: Why don't I swing him off the Tobin Bridge? Yeah, that's mine. I'm gonna leave now because my kid sucks. [00:51:17] Speaker B: So it might actually be better for us to have our day when you don't have Santino. [00:51:22] Speaker C: Yeah, I would think so. [00:51:23] Speaker B: That's probably going to be going forward. [00:51:25] Speaker A: We'll probably. We got there. [00:51:26] Speaker C: A Tuesday for me. [00:51:27] Speaker A: Awesome. [00:51:28] Speaker C: So that. [00:51:29] Speaker A: That's what's going to be. [00:51:30] Speaker B: We'll continue for a little longer. [00:51:31] Speaker A: Yeah, we'll go for another probably 30 minutes. And. [00:51:38] Speaker B: My question is, do you. Do you think any of the Georgia fans are pissed that Shadul hubby Machid did that thing? Because I feel like Georgia. [00:51:46] Speaker A: Are they more pissed at that guy? Are they more pissed at the walk on punter that. [00:51:51] Speaker B: I thought it was a cornerback. [00:51:52] Speaker A: Oh, he's a cornerback. [00:51:54] Speaker B: Yeah, I think it was a cornerback. He hit the. [00:51:56] Speaker A: It's a cornerback. [00:51:57] Speaker B: Yeah, he's a cornerback. [00:51:58] Speaker A: He hit the red shirt. [00:51:59] Speaker B: Red shirt? [00:52:00] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:52:00] Speaker B: Sophomore. [00:52:01] Speaker A: Yeah. He's gonna be in the transfer portal for sure. [00:52:05] Speaker B: Oh, he's already calming down as soon as you picked him up. All right, hit us up. [00:52:12] Speaker C: I can't sit down for five minutes. I can't. [00:52:15] Speaker A: It's all good. [00:52:16] Speaker B: Look at him. He's calm as hell. [00:52:18] Speaker A: Now we're on the stand and he has stopped. [00:52:24] Speaker C: He's so good. He's so good. [00:52:26] Speaker B: Couple months, dude. Couple months, you'll be out of it. [00:52:30] Speaker C: All right, I'll call. [00:52:31] Speaker A: All right. Bones? [00:52:34] Speaker B: Yeah. I mean, I think it's. I think it's the the guy who drove through the crowd that put the. [00:52:39] Speaker A: Game off for a day. [00:52:40] Speaker B: I think it put it off for a day. And. And they had. Whatever they were doing. Even though. What's up with that quarterback? Just being like, I'm done for the year. When you. When you're still in the playoff, it's not like you're not in the playoff. [00:52:50] Speaker A: He had elbow surgery. Injury. [00:52:52] Speaker B: What do you mean? I thought he just got. I thought he. I thought it was cost effect. He just. He just shut down because. [00:52:56] Speaker A: Totally torn. Ucl. [00:52:58] Speaker B: Oh, okay. All right, so I'll take back. [00:53:00] Speaker A: Yeah. Ucl. So, yeah, I was gonna make a video about that. [00:53:03] Speaker B: Who just shuts themselves down. [00:53:05] Speaker A: So, like, in that Drew Brees thing, like, when they come through and they get hit. Yeah, like that totally just, I guess fucked up his elbow. I think that's where the UCL might be. Somewhere around there. [00:53:16] Speaker B: Right. [00:53:16] Speaker A: And he had that going on. The thing about the college playoff, this is the thing you got to look at now with 12. With 12 teams in. Very underproductive in the first round. Anybody that was in any. Anybody. All teams that got a buy lost, lost. [00:53:34] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:53:34] Speaker A: Top four seeds gone. Number one overall got absolutely shattered. [00:53:39] Speaker B: Yeah, they did. [00:53:40] Speaker A: See you later. [00:53:40] Speaker B: You think Ohio State is that good, or you think they suck? [00:53:42] Speaker A: And I'm telling you, it's literally from that. It's from a layoff. I think the layoff is terrible. Oregon didn't play for like two and a half weeks almost. That's tough. [00:53:53] Speaker B: Yeah. But that usually happens when you earn the national championship anyways without a playoff. So you can't make that a blame. But I know what you're saying. [00:54:01] Speaker A: I just think preparation. I think when you have somebody that the wheels are turning. You're in practice, you're getting going, you're running plays in like you're facing opposition. Like they faced who they first face. Ohio State. Who was their first test. [00:54:16] Speaker B: It wasn't Illinois. Illinois was Boise State. [00:54:18] Speaker A: Wasn't it Indiana? Nope. Indiana played Notre Dame. Sorry. Ohio State. Who the fuck did they play? SMU played Penn State. So your final four right now is Ohio State, Texas, Penn State, Notre Dame. Crazy. Definitely don't think like two of those. I would have picked Texas and Ohio State to be that. Tennessee, Tennessee, Tennessee. Who. Very underwhelming rap to their season as well, so. But again, a good opposition. A team that Ohio State should be. This. This should be Ohio State's national championship. [00:54:55] Speaker B: Which kind of sucks because I hate Ohio State. [00:54:57] Speaker A: You're not a guy, but you're not an Ohio State guy. [00:54:59] Speaker B: Nope, I'm not. But I think. I think we're going to be setting ourselves up for. There is no good team here to win in my eyes. [00:55:06] Speaker A: I thought that this whole year I got smoked better in college football all year because it's been fluctuated the whole year there hasn't been one team team. Sure, you could say Oregon was the team, but when push came to shove. [00:55:20] Speaker B: They'Re not the team. [00:55:21] Speaker A: They're not the team they should like. [00:55:23] Speaker B: I don't want Notre Dame to win. I don't want Ohio. I definitely don't want Penn State to win. So that leaves me Texas. And I don't really like Texas either. [00:55:31] Speaker A: I'll never vote for Texas. [00:55:32] Speaker B: That's my point. So it's like, who the horns? [00:55:34] Speaker A: Horns down for me. [00:55:35] Speaker B: Yeah, Horns down. [00:55:36] Speaker A: Always horns down for me. I would go Penn. I would go Ohio State, Penn State, Texas, Notre Dame. To be honest, I don't like anything about Notre Dame. Strictly. Strictly because Jerome Bennis is from there. Yeah. [00:55:52] Speaker B: So just because Jerome Bet is the bus, you don't like the bus? [00:55:55] Speaker A: I don't like the bus. I don't like people that hold like that. Don't like the Patriots because they lost them. Like, I mean, I get it, but then if you have that type of energy. I got the type of energy backs with you. [00:56:05] Speaker B: I don't like Nico Luisi and Rosa Parks have issues with the bus. Those two people. Yeah, I guess that's. That's what we're gonna put it on. [00:56:12] Speaker A: Yeah, that's the way to. That's the way to spin it. Yeah, sure. How quiet it is now. [00:56:17] Speaker B: Oh, my God, it feels so much. So glad don't have a kid. I'm so glad I'm way through that stage. [00:56:22] Speaker A: Yeah, you threw it. [00:56:23] Speaker B: I'm through it now. But it's gonna be the jerking off. I know. I'm gonna walk in on him jerking off one day. [00:56:29] Speaker A: I mean, I don't know. [00:56:30] Speaker B: I don't know. My parents haven't walked on me jerking off, though. [00:56:33] Speaker A: Yeah. Only my friend's mom did. Yeah. I never really got. I never really got caught up by my parents, ever. I was pretty strategic about it. I'd be in a. I'd be in the attic somewhere in a closet before I'd get caught. [00:56:45] Speaker B: Did your father ever give you a talk, like about the birds and the bees? [00:56:47] Speaker A: Nope. [00:56:48] Speaker B: That, Me neither. [00:56:49] Speaker A: Nope. I never saw no birds and bees talk. Yeah, my dad was just kind of. [00:56:53] Speaker B: Like that for the movies, right? Movies and lames talk to their kids. [00:56:56] Speaker A: About that and like people that are really like over, over the top about their kids. Yeah, like, I think Justin's gonna definitely give that talk. I think, I think you don't. In today's world, kids find out so much, so much about stuff before you can tell them about it that I think that like, you bypass that. And I think my parents also like, kind of like in the old school, they grew up in a, you know, blue collar type, you know, nine to five type world where like, I think that that stuff's like, like just self explanatory. I think they just figured out like my mom and my dad just figured out that like they'll figure it out. [00:57:32] Speaker B: Like everybody, Everyone figures it out. [00:57:35] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:57:35] Speaker B: You know what I mean? [00:57:36] Speaker A: Everybody figures it out. I mean, whether it's through like that weird health class talk that you have to have, because that, that, that's gonna happen every. That happens all the time. [00:57:45] Speaker B: Probably happening now. I think mine was in fifth grade. My kid's in fifth grade. [00:57:51] Speaker A: Yeah, fifth grade, sixth grade. Whenever you start like kind of getting those early puberty signs. [00:57:55] Speaker B: What's a pussy? [00:57:56] Speaker A: Yeah, right. What's a period? How that works, how your penis works. You know, I'm not, I don't ever see like I would probably jokingly have that conversation like with my son when I know he's trying to hang around girls and like maybe like, tends to like somebody. I'd be like, hey, listen man, just so you know, don't use a condom. That. [00:58:20] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, that's, that's gonna be the time. [00:58:23] Speaker A: Whatever they, whatever they say, don't listen. [00:58:24] Speaker B: To anything your mother said, okay? You don't need a condom. [00:58:27] Speaker A: You don't need one. Not at all. I think to. In, in today's world, I think kids again with these iPads, like I. It's, you know, you see all the nieces and nephews, like they're already involved in tick tocks and unless you're that type of parent that like has put up the walls and the restrictions and you got like the adult lock on everything. Like you could be swiping and you could just come across some. So. [00:58:51] Speaker B: Oh yeah. I mean, we can't even come close to fucking competing with YouTube and TikTok. [00:58:58] Speaker A: Like in terms of like teaching Internet. The Internet is, is ahead of us. [00:59:03] Speaker B: Which is kind of a scary thing if you think about it. We didn't have to deal with that shit. [00:59:06] Speaker A: No. [00:59:06] Speaker B: You get people fucking really influencing them. [00:59:09] Speaker A: No. You had BBMs, you had Sidekicks. Yeah. You had BlackBerry Messenger. Just so for the people that don't know what the fuck I just saw said, yeah, all that stuff that's like the, that was the brink of it. Like MySpace didn't throw that in front of you. Facebook even early on didn't really even throw that at Facebook. [00:59:28] Speaker B: You had to have a college ID email when I was, when I was younger. You had to have a college. [00:59:33] Speaker A: Yeah, well, that's why a lot of people's on Facebook. Their ages are like not the same because a lot of people had a liable. They lied about it to get, to get an account. That's how, that's how early on Facebook. [00:59:43] Speaker B: They don't let you change your bank back your birthday, right? [00:59:46] Speaker A: I don't know if they do. I don't know if they do or not. I'm totally off Facebook. I am so far gone off of Facebook. My mother posts some outlandish and just comments and has like arguments on people and like comments. So I can't even. That secondhand embarrassment. I can't even. [01:00:02] Speaker B: Marco understands where he gets it from because he's always in the comments arguing with people. So that's where. [01:00:06] Speaker A: That's, that's where he is. He lives in the comments arguing with people. I. I can't. I can't see that shit. And then I'm on Facebook and it's all about like people again. It's all like, like nasty videos from like all over the world that people are doing shit. And then there's the other part of it is like just sad shit, like dogs being abused. And I can't, I can't see that shit. It's always bad stuff. That's why I owe I very hell bent on in my household. The news will never be on. I don't want the news on ever. It's just always bullshit. [01:00:41] Speaker B: It's always negative. [01:00:42] Speaker A: It's never positive. The news is never positive. It's so tough. Especially. Look, think about what has transpired in the past 10 days. Where in your mind do you think that if you were to turn on the news right now that you will come across a positive story? Yeah. [01:01:01] Speaker B: And it's a story like, you know, give, give to this gofundme or something like that. [01:01:06] Speaker A: Or it's like, oh, the park. That's the park that was supposed to be done in 2023 is now going to be done in honor of so and so. Because of so and so for this drive, for this. Cause it's like, oh, cool. And then it's like, oh, you know, coming up, we have more reports on, you know, what happened in New Orleans, the connections between that and then we have the Tesla bomb. And then on top of that, we got to talk about the aircraft that randomly crashed in California. It's like, oh, okay, I can't wait to listen to all of this depressing ass shit. Like, yeah, I'd really rather not. So I'm out on the news. I've been out on the news. I've been on the news. My mom, 5:00, used to be like, shut off everything, turn on the news. I want to see the weather. Cool. [01:01:56] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:01:57] Speaker A: Fucking iPhone that has an app that tells you now literally every. [01:02:01] Speaker B: Plus, the news don't even tell you to trust truth. That's the craziest. But everything's slanted however they want to fucking again. [01:02:07] Speaker A: And it's a pol. I think it's real political. I didn't know that. Some stations. I'm now figuring this out because again, the presidential election went by. It's like, some people only gonna watch Channel 5 coverage. Some people only gonna watch Channel 7 coverage. Some of the people only gonna watch. [01:02:23] Speaker B: You know, FOX News, cnn. [01:02:25] Speaker A: It's crazy. Like, some people love David Meir. Some people hate David Meir. Like, I don't know. I can't get David Muir, the guy that tonight we have. He's got the brown hair, clean shave. [01:02:41] Speaker B: I probably know if I've seen him. David Meal. Maybe I should know who this freak is. [01:02:47] Speaker A: Dude, you know who David Mirror is? [01:02:55] Speaker B: I can see why people hate him. I don't like him just by looking at him. Yeah, he does look familiar. [01:02:59] Speaker A: Yeah, absolutely. [01:03:00] Speaker B: The Nightly News with David Muir. Maybe that's. Yeah, maybe that's who it is. Okay. Okay. Yeah, that's all right. [01:03:06] Speaker A: David Muir. David Jason Muir is the American journalist and anchor for ABC World News Tonight and co anchor of ABC News Magazine 2020. [01:03:17] Speaker B: Now, if we're talking about names, that, to me, would be a pedophile name. David Muir. I don't know why, that just screams pedophile to me. [01:03:24] Speaker A: So, like. And then obviously, like, the. I think the Fox version of him was Tucker Carlson. [01:03:32] Speaker B: Yes. [01:03:32] Speaker A: Right. [01:03:33] Speaker B: Yes. People hate Tucker Carlson. [01:03:35] Speaker A: Yeah. And he had. I feel like Tucker Carlson had a lot of people on that spoke their mind. That's probably why, like, 100% Tucker Carlson had, like, always, like, he had the. He's had Trump, he's had Nelk boys, He's had Dave Portnoy. [01:03:49] Speaker B: Yes. [01:03:49] Speaker A: You know, it's all those. It's. He's had all those people. [01:03:52] Speaker B: A lot of what's this? BP Inc. [01:03:56] Speaker A: You mean? [01:03:57] Speaker B: Oh, this is crazy, dude. Stupid. [01:04:03] Speaker A: Are you getting, are you doing promotions now for cigar companies? [01:04:06] Speaker B: No, I just put that up because it was like too good of a deal, dude. Oh, it was just too good of a deal. Like you can save in $15 a stick, dude. It's nuts. That, that, that cigar, when I saw that on the thing, I had to check it five times. Now we'll see if I get sent like a bottle, a box of catch it or something like that. Yeah, but I have ordered from this site before, like that, that the, it was like too good of a deal. Like, it's fake. [01:04:28] Speaker A: It hasn't came in yet. [01:04:29] Speaker B: No. [01:04:30] Speaker A: Oh, okay. [01:04:30] Speaker B: I just ordered it and I put it up. But I should be getting shit from cigars companies. I mean, come on, guys. I'm the number one person that anyone knows that watches this podcast. So the, the number one person that anybody knows that watches this podcast. Cigar influencer on the planet. Planet. Okay. So that small ass segment. I'm the number one cigar influencer on the planet. In that segment, they have to watch this podcast. I'm the number one cigar influencer on the planet. [01:05:01] Speaker A: Okay. Okay. I wanted to play. I, I. There was, there was a thing that I wanted to go through and I wanted to do it. [01:05:10] Speaker B: We got this. We got the chord. [01:05:11] Speaker A: Yeah, No, I wanted, No, I didn't want to, I didn't want to play anything. I was just thinking about something that was just like, you know, in a group chat we always like, we'll throw like, all right, question of the day or. Yep, I wanted to do question of the day. Either. If it was, we can either grade them or I was thinking of a give a role. Right. If we could go back and forth real quick. [01:05:34] Speaker B: Yep. [01:05:35] Speaker A: And just the first person that comes to your mind, we throw it a role in like a TV show or a movie where you think like the next best person to play that role. Okay. Yes, I think we should probably go with that. Instead of just doing the grade in the actor. Like, hey, you know, I see if. [01:05:51] Speaker B: I just, I think could step into those shoes. Step those shoes. [01:05:54] Speaker A: Yep. So say if I. So I'll go. So I'll go first and then you, and then you say what you think and then you come back with me with one. [01:06:02] Speaker B: Okay. [01:06:02] Speaker A: And we'll go back and forth. We'll do like three to five of them. [01:06:04] Speaker B: Okay. [01:06:04] Speaker A: All right. And I'll go out. Well, you can go all over the place. Obviously you want to do people that are like, well known because that's obviously going to be, you know. [01:06:12] Speaker B: Yep. [01:06:13] Speaker A: Easier for everybody to relate. Hopefully we can turn this into something. All right, I'll go first. Iron man. Who do Iron man is originally played by Robert Downey Jr. Very iconic role. Some would say that Tony, that Robert Downey Jr. In person probably just gets resembled the most as Mr. Stark. [01:06:34] Speaker B: Correct. I would say that's his most well known role, especially for our age range. [01:06:39] Speaker A: Absolutely. So. So who do you think would have been the next best role to that and why? Just a real quick. [01:06:51] Speaker B: Justin, do you want to take this one first? [01:06:53] Speaker A: Oh, wait. [01:06:54] Speaker B: Oh wait. [01:06:55] Speaker A: I know Justin would have loved to do. [01:06:57] Speaker B: Justin would have loved this. I love this. We should do all horror movies next. Oh, I mean, I see. So his. So when I think of Tony Stark, I think of a rich. A rich, outgoing, smart ass. That's what I think of, like, that's what I would think. Like a rich, smart, outgoing, smart ass. I think that's who you need to play the character because of What Robert. [01:07:21] Speaker A: Downey Jr. Also, though, is a genius. [01:07:24] Speaker B: That's what I mean. Smart. [01:07:25] Speaker A: Yeah, but smart ass. Some people might just think of like, the attitude. He also is wired like no other human. [01:07:33] Speaker B: Yes, I would agree. [01:07:34] Speaker A: He is like. Okay. People would say like in today's world, Elon Musk is the image. [01:07:39] Speaker B: Well, he's probably the real life. I. [01:07:41] Speaker A: Okay, but not sure. But like, not even like in that. In that. In that combo. On that combo. Because they have like stored information about all types of things. So take it for. Take that for what you got. [01:07:53] Speaker B: I'm going to say something that I don't know if he could play the role, but I could see him playing the role. Jason Bateman, I think he has the quick wits. [01:08:03] Speaker A: So for people who aren't familiar with whoever Jason Bateman might be, I mean, of course I. I'm familiar with him. He the main person I'm just gonna throw out there or the main show that he was on Ozark. [01:08:14] Speaker B: Yeah, he was on Ozark. [01:08:15] Speaker A: He's on Ozark. He's in plenty of other movies. Of course, I think he could play. [01:08:18] Speaker B: Drama, he could play comedy. [01:08:20] Speaker A: Okay. [01:08:20] Speaker B: I could pitch him as a rich guy, a rich, like, philanthropist. [01:08:25] Speaker A: Yep. [01:08:25] Speaker B: I could picture him in all those roles and he definitely has the comedic timing to play Robert Downey Jr. Do. [01:08:31] Speaker A: You think that he has it in him, though, in those, in, in those spots to be all of what, you know, Iron man is when like push comes to shove and you got to go into the battle and he's the leader. He is. He was the. He's the captain of all those people. [01:08:48] Speaker B: I don't think that Robert Downey Jr. To me, reminds me of someone that's like a physical dominant presence because he's in the suit. The suit is the physical dominant presence. So, like, I think that that helps the character because I don't think Jason Bateman is a physical dominant presence whatsoever. [01:09:04] Speaker A: Do you think, though, that he is somebody that when you're in a. Of, like, all extraordinary, you know, super ability type people to devise a plan, because that's what. That's what Tony did. [01:09:17] Speaker B: Yeah, I see what you're saying. [01:09:18] Speaker A: Even though he did have a lot of help, though, from. From everybody. Everybody kind of threw in their two cents. I can understand what you're saying. All right, all right, we'll go with that. [01:09:27] Speaker B: Who are you. Who are you thinking? [01:09:29] Speaker A: Who. Who am I thinking? I was thinking probably somewhere around. So you gotta think somebody close. Somebody that's. Now you think of somebody like Christian Bale. Christian Bale a little bit more. He's not as talkative. If you listen to how, like, Robert Downey Jr. Talks. He's always like, Motormouth. I don't think Bale could be Motormouth. That's why he was so good at Batman, because it was so subtle and it was so to the point, but yet he was, like, kind of so dialed into himself. Himself. [01:10:03] Speaker B: What about Vince Vaughn? [01:10:04] Speaker A: No, I think he looks too much. [01:10:06] Speaker B: Like a bad guy. Because of the bags under his eyes. Yeah, the bags under his eyes. But motor mouth, he got that all day. [01:10:11] Speaker A: But Moto Mouth, he's got it all day. Someone that also, like, has, like, an emotion to him and, like, this, like, snackiness to him. [01:10:19] Speaker B: That's why the snarkiness. You can't. Jason Bateman might be the snarkiest on. [01:10:24] Speaker A: The planet, so that might. That might be. That might be a good fit. [01:10:27] Speaker B: I think that. [01:10:27] Speaker A: Right. [01:10:27] Speaker B: You were picking roles that are so iconic that it's so hard to see someone else in it. [01:10:34] Speaker A: I know. That's. [01:10:35] Speaker B: That's why I'm going to give you one. Tony Soprano. [01:10:38] Speaker A: Tony Soprano. So you think James Gandolfini, again, you think, I like this. This. Like this step into a room. Everyone's got to turn. Look, I got the guy. I got the guy for that. It's going to be. I don't. I don't know if I'm going to pronounce his name right. Vincent. [01:10:59] Speaker B: Yes. [01:11:00] Speaker A: Plays the kingpin. [01:11:01] Speaker B: Yep. I could see that. [01:11:02] Speaker A: Absolutely. His stature. Look at how he looks. [01:11:06] Speaker B: Yes. Yep. [01:11:07] Speaker A: That guy. I'm not saying could definitely play the role, but that's somebody that. Right. Boom. My first thought that came to mind. Look as he. He's played. Played the bad guy definitely has that. If you've watched Daredevil and they show him, you're like, yeah, this guy means fucking. He's got the physical presence and he's got the rage in him. I think that he could. And he's got. I think that he's the type of person that. Not everyone loved Tony Soprano at all, but they respected him and they listened to him. [01:11:42] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:11:43] Speaker A: And I think Kingpin. I think that that's a good version. [01:11:47] Speaker B: Yeah. I wouldn't hate that. I just don't know if he's like a good enough actor in real life. But he was good. [01:11:51] Speaker A: See, the acting. That's. You're very right. [01:11:53] Speaker B: So it's like. [01:11:54] Speaker A: Right. About that. [01:11:55] Speaker B: Do you know who. Who is very close? And it's crazy because I watched a couple episodes of the series I haven't watched the whole thing. Is Colin Farrell. He. They're even saying his penguin reminds you of Soprano. [01:12:05] Speaker A: I am. I have been told that. We were saying. It's. Someone said, nico, how's the Penguin? Did you like the Penguin? I thought the Penguin was outstanding. And people are saying that it has a play like the Sopranos because he is running like a mob. A mob scene. [01:12:18] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:12:19] Speaker A: In which it is. But it also has a little bit of a cartoony aspect to it. [01:12:23] Speaker B: Correct. [01:12:23] Speaker A: Because the people that are around him aren't necessarily all adults. They aren't all people that are like close knitted to the Penguin because clearly no one is close knitted to the. To Oswald Cobblepot. And he plays both sides all the time. He's very manipulative. How he works is just basically by promising somebody something else while promising the same person the same thing. And then he chooses whichever's best for him to survive. [01:12:51] Speaker B: Right. [01:12:51] Speaker A: That's how it works. That's good. I like that. I just. When people go to watch the Penguin, like I told a couple my buddies, I don't want you to think Sopranos. I don't think that it's the right. The right aim. [01:13:05] Speaker B: No, no. I know what you're saying. I'm. [01:13:09] Speaker A: So. [01:13:09] Speaker B: I think it's just so hard to replace certain people. [01:13:12] Speaker A: But I don't personally. [01:13:16] Speaker B: Game. [01:13:16] Speaker A: Yeah, Exactly. For the purpose of the game. That's what we're going to play. [01:13:19] Speaker B: Any fat fucking Italians trying to think of fat fucking Italian mob boss? Looking guy. I mean, does he have to be fat? [01:13:29] Speaker A: I mean, he's got to have a big structure. Yeah, he's got to be. He's got to be that OG mob boss, you know, hefty guy. [01:13:38] Speaker B: We don't really have them right now. That's why mob movies are dead maybe because all the stories been told. [01:13:45] Speaker A: I mean, there's always a story to be told, I guess that you could kind of make up and come up with with. Okay, the ne. So next I would say let's see if we can think of something in the horror. In the horror scheme of things. It's tough for me to do horror because a lot of those, A lot of those guys. But if we're thinking, okay, let's just go the other, let's go the other route and let's not try and copycat copycat actors that we've already talked about. Maverick from Top Gun, Tom Cruise's character. [01:14:28] Speaker B: I think a lot of people could play that. I think that they have the guy and they already setting them up. [01:14:35] Speaker A: Really? [01:14:35] Speaker B: I think Miles Teller, I think he'd be perfect. He's already in the movie. But if there's another guy. If we want to say, if we want to pick the older character, let's say we want to pick the older character, not the young Top Gun. [01:14:48] Speaker A: Right, Right. [01:14:48] Speaker B: So we want to pick that older character. [01:14:50] Speaker A: Fill the void for Tom Cruise. [01:14:52] Speaker B: They gotta be, they gotta be action. They're gonna be a little action. [01:14:57] Speaker A: Yep. [01:14:58] Speaker B: They gotta be American because otherwise you know who I'd go? I'd go Jason Statham. But we're not gonna pick him. [01:15:04] Speaker A: Okay. [01:15:04] Speaker B: Because I don't think you can do a great American accent. I don't know if I've ever heard him do an American accent. Maybe Crank. Do you do it in Crank? I'm not sure. So you need an older guy. Guy who does a little bit of action. [01:15:14] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:15:16] Speaker B: And is cool, like. Right. That's, that's what I would think of. Like he just like got this swagger about him. [01:15:21] Speaker A: He's bad. [01:15:23] Speaker B: So think of a middle aged guy. Maybe Clive Owen Krasinski, probably John Krasinski, even though he's ugly. [01:15:31] Speaker A: Oh, John Krasinski. [01:15:33] Speaker B: Just because of the Jack Ryan. I would have never picked him before. [01:15:35] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. Jackra is. [01:15:37] Speaker B: You know what? [01:15:37] Speaker A: I'm fantastic. And they both. [01:15:39] Speaker B: Maybe Krasinski. [01:15:41] Speaker A: Krasinski is a good one. Yeah, Krasinski is a good one. I like that. I would probably go with. I would think. I don't know if this is too pretty Boy. But Gosling, I was thinking Ryan Gos, I could see it as. As, like a maverick, so that would be my guy. All right, what do you got? Bounce one back. We'll do. We'll do. We'll do one more. [01:16:06] Speaker B: Okay. I'm gonna try to put one more in your range because I know you love the. The Marvel shit. [01:16:11] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:16:11] Speaker B: Or, like, say, Deadpool. But no one can play Deadpool. There's only one person that could play Deadpool. [01:16:21] Speaker A: Isn't it so crazy that, like, you can't really see anybody else in that? [01:16:25] Speaker B: You can't. You can't. [01:16:26] Speaker A: I can't see anybody else in that suit. That's a. [01:16:28] Speaker B: It's not even his physical because he's completely covered. It's just like. [01:16:31] Speaker A: It's not physical. It has everything to do with. It has everything to do with voice, personality, and how they carry themselves. [01:16:39] Speaker B: How about Shane Falco from the Replacements? Okay, so because you need someone that's a little sporty. [01:16:45] Speaker A: Yep. [01:16:46] Speaker B: Who could. Who could picture it, but looks like an all American quarterback. [01:16:51] Speaker A: Okay. All American quarterback guy that's kind of been down in the dumps again. You got to think of the movie Replacements. So he was never the number one guy. I'm also going to go with American here. I want to go with the cat with the guy. I want to go with the guy. I'm going to stay in the same football realm. Think that he can do it, that guy Who. Let me just see. Let me just get the name. [01:17:27] Speaker B: Get the name right. [01:17:28] Speaker A: Been in multiple things. [01:17:31] Speaker B: Is it gonna be the. Is it gonna be the blonde kid that's been in everything lately, that Sydney Sweeney in that movie? [01:17:37] Speaker A: Nope. It's gonna be Taylor Kitsch. [01:17:40] Speaker B: Oh, okay. [01:17:41] Speaker A: Taylor Kitsch. [01:17:41] Speaker B: Because of Friday Night Lights. [01:17:44] Speaker A: He played Tim Riggins. Awesome. [01:17:46] Speaker B: Yeah, People would love that. Too Rugged. I think they're gonna. I think they're gonna redo that movie at some point. Replacements. [01:17:52] Speaker A: Hope they do. Plenty of guys that could fill those. Fill those. [01:17:55] Speaker B: I think they're gonna give it to the. To the. What's it called, Kid, though if. If they ever did, like a Varsity Blues, too, they could probably do it, too. They. The kid that's been in everything. He was in the Twist, his movie. [01:18:05] Speaker A: Glenn Powell. [01:18:05] Speaker B: Glen Powell. I. I feel like he's just been in everything they're going to give. [01:18:09] Speaker A: Okay. Glenn Powell. Glenn Powell. [01:18:11] Speaker B: He looks like a quarterback. He looks like a Texas quarterback. [01:18:14] Speaker A: He does. He does. [01:18:15] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:18:16] Speaker A: I would just say. I would say, though not old enough, maybe he would be perfect for the opposition okay, remember the first quarterback that originally walks off the field and comes back in and he's like, this is my team. This is my thing. [01:18:33] Speaker B: Oh, so he's the older quarterback. That sucks. [01:18:36] Speaker A: He's the guy that's got the attitude just like Glen Powell plays his role in Top Gun. It's the same. [01:18:42] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, he is in Top Gun too. [01:18:43] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:18:43] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, he is. [01:18:44] Speaker A: He's the new goose. [01:18:45] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, let's put him. I like him in that role. I think that was. [01:18:50] Speaker A: He plays a very good, like, Sean. [01:18:52] Speaker B: Bean, I think, character in that movie. It might be Sean Dean in Replacements. I can't think of the guy's name. [01:18:59] Speaker A: Yeah, the guy. Oh, the quarterback itself. Yeah, yeah. Yep, for sure. Okay, now, is this. Is this too crazy? I got. I got one for you. Is this too crazy? Second one's coming out now. You wouldn't have thought, like, ooh, I don't know. This pretty iconic movie. This is going to be a tough one for you. And this is almost like a Deadpool S question. If, if. And if it's a desk pool ass question, then you just let me know and we can go on to another role. Happy Gilmore. [01:19:28] Speaker B: Who could play Happy Gilmore? Oh, you need someone wicked goofy. Goofy. Oh, that's a tough one. Over the hill. I mean, Happy Gilmore is Happy Gilmore. We're talking Happy Gilmore 1 already. Make of Happy Gilmore 1 the role. [01:19:44] Speaker A: Yep. Just think about if it was the first one. [01:19:47] Speaker B: Who the fuck's goofy enough to play that? [01:19:51] Speaker A: Who's goofy enough to keep you entwined to essentially a golf movie. [01:19:56] Speaker B: Some golf movies are really good. Like, Tin cup was great. That's just an iconic. That's more of like, the fucking goofiest of the goofiest movies. Who's even a goofy actor nowadays? Okay, I think I got a kid. [01:20:16] Speaker A: All right, what do you got? [01:20:18] Speaker B: I think he's from the Workaholics. I can't think of his name. The fatta kid he was in Pitch Perfect. [01:20:22] Speaker A: Adam Levine. [01:20:23] Speaker B: Adam Levine. [01:20:24] Speaker A: That's a good one. [01:20:25] Speaker B: Goofy enough. [01:20:26] Speaker A: Goofy enough. Has the comedic ability. Definitely could be LD it's like, you don't have to really look at someone like, Happy Gilmore is so unorthodox to golf. [01:20:35] Speaker B: It's exactly that. [01:20:36] Speaker A: It doesn't make any sense. [01:20:38] Speaker B: But I don't know if he has that, like, because Happy Gilmore in itself was like, kind of a badass in his own right. Like, would beat up people and I don't know if he has that on him. [01:20:46] Speaker A: Has that right. But you could see him maybe maybe, like, gripping down, maybe getting a little. Maybe had throwing, like a temper tantrum. Yes, I could see that. [01:20:55] Speaker B: I like him, too, a lot. [01:20:56] Speaker A: I thought right off, a thought right off of my mind that I don't know if it would really fit the two guys that I thought. Well, Wolf. Well, you. You mentioned this guy. I could actually throw a third guy in there because I think that this guy'd actually do really good. Now I'm going to take back my Vince Vaughn. [01:21:12] Speaker B: Take him for what? [01:21:13] Speaker A: Happy Gilmour, Vince Vaughn. The three names that popped in my head. Vince Vaughn, Steve Carell, Will Ferrell. [01:21:20] Speaker B: You think they're too old? I was trying to think more. Younger. [01:21:23] Speaker A: No, but think about. It's tough because it's like, think of the time Happy Gilmore came out. Adam Sandler's young right now. Go back to. Those guys are almost all around the same age gap. Those guys would be a little bit younger now. Would they be who they are today? You're right. Maybe not. Maybe not. But I mean, from a standpoint, I think that at least to give you that comedic ability to drive, to literally not even make you think about, like, I'm watching a golf theme movie right now. I'm watching some guy that originally wanted to be a hockey player. That's why I kind of like the Vince Vaughn, Will Ferrell more, because I think I could see them doing that. [01:22:01] Speaker B: They wanted to be a hockey player. [01:22:02] Speaker A: I mean, think about. About. Think about, you know, another role. Right. Jackie Moon. Right. I can't see. I don't know who else could play. [01:22:11] Speaker B: What about Sean Williams? Scott, the kid who played in the Goon. He was in Stifler. He was funny. You could see the hockey aspect because he's been another. [01:22:21] Speaker A: You could see the rage aspect. [01:22:22] Speaker B: Definitely see the rage. [01:22:24] Speaker A: Stiffler definitely has done some. That's another good one. [01:22:27] Speaker B: That's it. But I just don't know if he's famous enough. But he was famous 10, 15 years ago. [01:22:31] Speaker A: Yeah, of course. American Pie was like. It was like a. Like a us. [01:22:36] Speaker B: Let me ask you this one. Same movie. Who would play Shooter? [01:22:41] Speaker A: Who would play Shooter? I know who would play Shooter. That. The guy that has, like, the Rick. Oh, my God. What's his fucking name? [01:22:53] Speaker B: What movie was he in? [01:22:54] Speaker A: You remember Girl Next Door? [01:22:59] Speaker B: Yes. [01:23:00] Speaker A: The bad guy from that. That. That's the. [01:23:02] Speaker B: Timothy Oliphant. [01:23:03] Speaker A: That's the. The porn director, Timothy Oliphant. [01:23:05] Speaker B: That guy Justified. [01:23:07] Speaker A: That guy could play. Shoot him again. [01:23:08] Speaker B: I could picture him being a shooter. [01:23:10] Speaker A: Right? [01:23:11] Speaker B: That guy Roll out the hair. Maybe. [01:23:12] Speaker A: Maybe that guy plays like that. He's got. Like that. [01:23:14] Speaker B: He's a great bad guy. [01:23:15] Speaker A: He's got that face. Yeah, it's got like that. Like the way that he looks. I don't know. I think that that would be a good shooter because obviously that guy could take a little bit off the. [01:23:25] Speaker B: You need a great bad guy. Just a great bait. [01:23:27] Speaker A: You need it. You need a good bad guy. Yeah. I would go. I would go with someone like him. I'm trying to think of, like, a role, another role as well, that, like, you could kind of plug and fit. [01:23:41] Speaker B: You know what I like about this? We're gonna get some texts and be like, how'd you miss this guy? Like, people are gonna definitely comment on this. [01:23:46] Speaker A: Which. Yes. Which. Which is good. [01:23:48] Speaker B: And, you know, when people are thinking about it. [01:23:52] Speaker A: Or hopefully we get people that give us other roles to replace people with. Which is. Which is pretty good. [01:23:57] Speaker B: Yes. Yeah, I agree. [01:23:58] Speaker A: So did we do three a piece? [01:24:00] Speaker B: I don't know. Hit me with another. I'm fine with this. [01:24:02] Speaker A: Okay. [01:24:03] Speaker B: I like this segment. This segment's good. [01:24:04] Speaker A: All right, let's. Let's think. Let's think. Your role. Action. Okay, awesome. We'll go. We'll go right. Right to the heart of it. [01:24:14] Speaker B: Yes. Say it. [01:24:15] Speaker A: Dom Toretto. [01:24:16] Speaker B: Yeah. Who's gonna be it? I knew you were gonna say that. [01:24:18] Speaker A: Dom Toretto. Who's gonna be a Dom Toretto? [01:24:21] Speaker B: You need a badass. You need an action guy. Even though I think Vin Diesel. I would fucking beat up Vin Diesel in real life. [01:24:26] Speaker A: Carried a. This franchise. [01:24:29] Speaker B: I know, I know. You need it. You need a guy. [01:24:31] Speaker A: And movies. [01:24:33] Speaker B: Billion dollar. Almost every movie. Billion, billion, billion, billion. 800 million. [01:24:38] Speaker A: So it is great. [01:24:39] Speaker B: My kid is so mad about the way that last one ended, so I got my second one. [01:24:44] Speaker A: So. But there's the second one to that. That's the whole point, right? [01:24:47] Speaker B: Yeah. In 2026, we had to wait, like three years in between the two, and. [01:24:50] Speaker A: James Gunn made did before. So while you're thinking on, I'm just going to say something real quick while you think on who would play Dom Toretto. Batman. The second Batman just got pushed back a whole another year. 26. [01:25:02] Speaker B: Yeah. It's ridiculous. Wasn't that good? [01:25:06] Speaker A: Teach his own. I thought it was fantastic. It's my type of movie all day long. The. [01:25:11] Speaker B: I think the Penguin made that movie. [01:25:13] Speaker A: Really? [01:25:14] Speaker B: Yeah, really. [01:25:15] Speaker A: You didn't like Robert Patterson? [01:25:16] Speaker B: He was all right. [01:25:17] Speaker A: I would say the last hour of that movie, it kind of got away from me. [01:25:20] Speaker B: Remember? [01:25:21] Speaker A: Remember? [01:25:21] Speaker B: It's too long. [01:25:22] Speaker A: Yeah, a little. It's a little bit too long. The last part of that, when they're in the stadium fighting, it's absolutely ridiculous. It's not like, like in a Spider man film. He's bouncing around, he's doing the crazy. He's using all of his tech and he's taking people out. I just watched Batman like kind of get the kicked out of him. And like there was probably three or four times that I could have taken out Batman. Especially like the last one when they're up on the rafter and the guy's holding the shotgun, staring right at him in the face. And somehow some way, like he didn't die. I don't. I don't know. But James Gunn made a great point. Some of the best sequels have gone years until you've seen the next one. And he made. And he had a really good list. I wonder if I could find it. But you know, like Incredibles. I'm trying to think. Let me see if I can find the quote. Yeah, right now all over my feed is if everyone gets fired from. Let's see, hold on. [01:26:28] Speaker B: I feel like that's one of my best favorite follows is publity or whatever it is. [01:26:33] Speaker A: Puberty. [01:26:33] Speaker B: Puberty. [01:26:34] Speaker A: It's great, great. [01:26:36] Speaker B: Perfect to the point. Bunch of questions they have on there. Dom Toretto. Who the fuck would I replace Dom Toretto with? It's just, I mean. [01:26:45] Speaker A: Oh, James Gunn. So while you think about James Gunn, Comments on the 5 year gap between the Batman films. Too much to be fair. A five year gap or more fairly commons in sequels. [01:26:57] Speaker B: Yeah, he's covering his ass. [01:26:58] Speaker A: Seven years between Alien and Aliens. 14 years between the Incredibles. Seven years between the first two Terminators. 13 years between Avatars. 36 years between both Top Guns. And of course plus six years between Guardians 2 and 3. [01:27:19] Speaker B: My. Okay, so looking at that, first of all, James Gunn, I'm gonna say this word that probably isn't allowed to be said anymore. He looks like a dyke. Like, looking at that picture, like, I. I thought that was a lesbian. That like, you know, was on the front lines that when Trump got elected. [01:27:35] Speaker A: Ellen turned into Evan. [01:27:37] Speaker B: That's what. That's. [01:27:37] Speaker A: That's the general. [01:27:38] Speaker B: It's like, I know, like Fitzy, you're probably gonna listen this. And you'd be like, you absolutely can't say that because you're like the word police. That's what James Gunn looks like. Bald actor. [01:27:48] Speaker A: So we're thinking. [01:27:49] Speaker B: So, no, I don't Know, I mean I think the. I think like the easiest play would be the Rock. But he's already in the series. He can't say that. And I feel like the Rock is almost superhuman in that. Like they make him like he, like when he jumps off the. Like it's so. [01:28:03] Speaker A: Remember his first appearance and, and I got shit for this. Like when I said that it was realistic, but it's definitely not realistic. The Rock grabs a full blown 250 pound man from the back of his shirt, hangs face down on the ground, grabs him and throws him and he hits the top ceiling and then he drops down and then the Rock grabs a fully ceramic granite table and flips it. That's not happening. That ain't happening. [01:28:30] Speaker B: No, it's not happening. [01:28:31] Speaker A: His presence in the Fast and Furious is great. He's the fucking cop. He's on plays both sides. [01:28:36] Speaker B: This Dom Toretto. This might be like if people been following Fast. Fierce might be my favorite film franchise. Only because you could shut your brain off. Watch any of the movies. Perfect hangover movies. This might be a harder question than any question we've asked so far. He's that iconic in this. First of all, Vin Diesel actually thinks he's Dom to so that's a huge thing. Like he legit thinks it's family. If you look at any of his posts, he legit thinks that like he's changed the world with this series and he probably really has like in terms of action movies. [01:29:09] Speaker A: Yeah. His most recent thing that I seen was like a call out for the Rock. Yeah. [01:29:13] Speaker B: Cause he wants the Rock back. [01:29:14] Speaker A: He said he wants the Rock back and he wants to finish it with the Rock. [01:29:18] Speaker B: So who would be. So my question is who would be that fuck? Who would actually believe that Dom Toretto in real life, number one. Who's got the physical presence? Because he has a little bit of a physical presence. [01:29:29] Speaker A: He's got presence. [01:29:30] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:29:31] Speaker A: Again, he's another guy. You see that? You see that, that heavy metal, you know, Muscle cop. [01:29:37] Speaker B: This is the problem with, with fucking society nowadays. They don't make men anymore. So like men don't exist. [01:29:43] Speaker A: When he walks. Manly men, when he walks amongst a group of people, they parted way like Moses. [01:29:50] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:29:51] Speaker A: So think about that type of. [01:29:52] Speaker B: Yeah, that's what I mean. Like who's that? What does that do? [01:29:55] Speaker A: Is something like someone might be coming in here and Wendy have no idea. I have a person. I had a person in mind. But they're in the series and now I don't want to use them. [01:30:06] Speaker B: Who is It. [01:30:06] Speaker A: It's Alan Richardson. [01:30:08] Speaker B: Yeah, he's in it. [01:30:09] Speaker A: He's in it now. [01:30:10] Speaker B: So I would have said. I would have said no, because Alan Richardson to me will always be Castle from Blue Mountain State until I watch the Reacher. Shit. And I could see him obviously playing that. [01:30:23] Speaker A: I now see him only as Reacher. [01:30:26] Speaker B: Yeah. Did you watch Blue Mountain State? [01:30:28] Speaker A: Of course. When he was the Complete. He's a Complete. Yeah. [01:30:32] Speaker B: It's gonna be the wind. It's the wind. [01:30:34] Speaker A: It's the wind. [01:30:34] Speaker B: It's windy. Jesus Christ. This is the hardest question I've ever been asked. I'm dead serious. [01:30:40] Speaker A: Imagine that. [01:30:48] Speaker B: I actually did send out a text to someone that I think might be a bigger fan of the Fast and Furious movies than me. [01:30:54] Speaker A: Okay. [01:30:54] Speaker B: Trying to get an answer out of somebody. Alan Richardson's. [01:31:01] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:31:01] Speaker B: See, there's not many action guys left. Think of new action guys. They don't make action movies anymore. So you have to pick an older guy. And all the action guys are already in the series. Like, state them. All the. All the good action guys are already in the series because that's where they would tend to go, right? [01:31:18] Speaker A: And you can't pick somebody of like Chris Hemsworth, because it doesn't make. That doesn't make sense. [01:31:23] Speaker B: I don't hate Helmsworth, but I don't know. [01:31:28] Speaker A: Have you ever watched. Have you watched those action movies that are, like, very dark on Netflix that he. That he does. I forget what you're talking. [01:31:35] Speaker B: Like the mercenary movies. Yes, yes, I've watched them all. [01:31:42] Speaker A: Sick. [01:31:45] Speaker B: I don't have an answer. Like, that's crazy, dude. I can't even think of anyone that would replace Tommy. Tommy T. Stuff. [01:31:55] Speaker A: Name of the game, baby. [01:31:56] Speaker B: Dead tough. Let's call Justin. [01:31:58] Speaker A: Replace that actor. [01:32:00] Speaker B: Why did Justin leave? Oh, so it must be my wife. Must be outside tomorrow in Beverly. Hold on. Is this thing on? It might be. Oh, no, we can't because I don't have headphones. Let me call him. Let's see what he says. [01:32:14] Speaker A: We're gonna phone a friend here. Yeah, we're playing. We've been playing the game. If you haven't followed along, replace that actor. Give a role. See what the best. If you. If that person wasn't around, didn't play the role, who would play it the best? We're going to phone our local cinematic friend who just had a recently leave. [01:32:37] Speaker B: Has he calmed down? [01:32:39] Speaker C: He's sleeping on me. [01:32:40] Speaker B: Beautiful. I have a question for you. It's right up your alley. Nico came up with this game right as you left. Basically we have to pick an actor to replace a role. So for. What was the first one? For Iron Man, I said Jason Bateman. [01:32:56] Speaker A: So to replace Tony Stark for James Gandolfini, I picked. What's his name? [01:33:05] Speaker B: Vincent D'Onofrio. [01:33:07] Speaker A: He picked that plays Kingpin for Tony Soprano. Pretty good. [01:33:11] Speaker B: We have a question for. This is one we're stuck on. Dom Toretto. [01:33:20] Speaker C: Who could replace Dom Toretto? Maybe like a Keanu. [01:33:27] Speaker B: You think so? You think he's a physical presence? You think has a wick. [01:33:32] Speaker C: Okay, so you want to do physical presence? [01:33:34] Speaker A: You gotta think. Think about what Dom Toretto brings to the table. He is like the deep Willis. [01:33:41] Speaker B: Even. With. Even with him forgetting. [01:33:43] Speaker A: Little too old. [01:33:44] Speaker B: Forgetting stuff. [01:33:45] Speaker C: Well, not now. I'm saying you got to go back then. [01:33:48] Speaker A: Well, you got to think, Justin. They've carried this. He carried this movie 10 movies. [01:33:56] Speaker C: And now he's awake. [01:33:58] Speaker B: Did I wake him up? [01:34:00] Speaker A: Sorry. [01:34:04] Speaker C: Yeah. So I actually thought of a game, which I was gonna bring up, and I completely forgot. I want a name. I want to name 5 movies this person was in. And you have to give me the actor. [01:34:18] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. We could do that all day. I like that game. [01:34:23] Speaker C: Yeah, I thought it would be fun. [01:34:24] Speaker B: So you don't have any actors? See, the problem is they don't make action stars anymore. [01:34:28] Speaker C: I know. Like, it has to be an action star. I don't think it does. [01:34:32] Speaker A: It just. It just simply has to be someone. You think that could fill the void if. If. Just think if. If Vin Diesel was not around, if he wasn't available, who would have been casted as Dom Toretto? [01:34:45] Speaker C: Tom Toretto. It's a good question. Let's see. [01:34:54] Speaker B: He doesn't have it. He doesn't have it. I couldn't. I couldn't come up with an answer yet. [01:34:58] Speaker C: So, I mean, I thought Keanu would have been good because I'm just picturing him being like. Like California. He's kind of like a perfect dude. [01:35:07] Speaker B: Yeah, but I'm just. [01:35:08] Speaker C: I'm envisioning point, point blank, like Keanu. [01:35:13] Speaker B: Yeah. All right, so you do the Keanu would be your question. It'd be your answer. [01:35:18] Speaker C: This was my answer. [01:35:20] Speaker B: I think it's a terrible answer. [01:35:22] Speaker A: I thought. I thought. I thought about. I thought about somebody. I just thought about somebody off the top of my head, but I don't know how good their American accent is. Gerard Butler. But again, I have the physical. [01:35:36] Speaker B: Prison. [01:35:36] Speaker C: Go the opposite route. [01:35:38] Speaker A: Go. [01:35:38] Speaker C: Russell Crowe, maybe. [01:35:40] Speaker B: Yeah, but you see, he's like 65. [01:35:42] Speaker A: He's a little 70 old. So is Gerard Butler. [01:35:45] Speaker B: So, like, he's got to be 55. [01:35:47] Speaker A: Think about what I'm saying. [01:35:49] Speaker C: I know, but I'm talking about the inception of it. Like, they. They just took the role on from the very beginning. [01:35:54] Speaker B: But I also think that Vin Diesel looks like he. You could tell me he's 40 and I'd be like, yeah, you're probably right. [01:35:59] Speaker A: Yeah. Right. From the first movie when we talked about the Rock, Baby Face, there's no. He has no skin on nothing. He's a little bit slimmer. But then obviously he. Like, over the years, he's beefed. He's beefed up. [01:36:12] Speaker C: The Rock's the only answer. [01:36:14] Speaker B: Yeah, but then the Rock's already in it. So then who's. Yeah, who's playing Hobbes? [01:36:19] Speaker A: I know. Hobbs could be like a Gerard Butler. I could see that. [01:36:23] Speaker B: Hobbs could be. [01:36:24] Speaker A: Anybody could play Hobbes stone cold. [01:36:27] Speaker C: I mean, Gerard Butler still looked good in Damn the Thieves. [01:36:32] Speaker A: Looks good, right? Right. I. I get what you. I get what you're saying. [01:36:38] Speaker B: All right, go. Go watch the kid. We'll play that game next time when you name the five movies. [01:36:43] Speaker C: All right? [01:36:44] Speaker A: All right. [01:36:45] Speaker B: I was. That Keanu pick is the worst pick in the game because just. [01:36:49] Speaker A: He'd stick out like a sore thumb. [01:36:51] Speaker B: Yeah, it's just a bad pick. [01:36:52] Speaker A: You wouldn't catch Keanu Reeves, him and. [01:36:54] Speaker B: Paul Walker as a team together. [01:36:55] Speaker A: Wouldn't catch him with Keanu. You wouldn't. Think about it, how the first one starts. It's a drag race movie. It's illegal stuff. It's cars. It's theft. It's a little bit of, you know, territorial. You know, you got a lot of. Like the fact that they found that random kid that played in Tokyo Drift. Like, they picked that kid that was perfect. A kid from. That's got a Southern draw, completely stands in Varsity Blues. He stands out like a sore thumb. [01:37:24] Speaker B: He was in Friday Night Lights. He was in something, but he was. [01:37:26] Speaker A: In a different version of Friday Night Lights. [01:37:29] Speaker B: He was in the movie. [01:37:30] Speaker A: Yes, I think he was. Movies on the helmet. [01:37:33] Speaker B: Yes. He was in the movie with the black kid, was the running back. [01:37:35] Speaker A: Yeah. Booby. [01:37:36] Speaker B: Booby Miles. [01:37:37] Speaker A: Booby Miles, Yeah. [01:37:38] Speaker B: I think he was the quarterback in that movie. [01:37:40] Speaker A: Yep. Yes, he was. Yes, he was. Yep. [01:37:44] Speaker B: So Michael B. Jordan, I see him physical now because of those. As Dom Tore, as the Creeds and. [01:37:51] Speaker A: As Dom Toretto, though. [01:37:52] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:37:56] Speaker A: Thinking about actually, that. [01:37:59] Speaker B: He doesn't have a bad. [01:38:00] Speaker A: Thinking about actually, that. Dolph Lundgren's son, but he's Way too young. He's young now. [01:38:08] Speaker B: Yeah, he's young. [01:38:09] Speaker A: But think about it. Think about it. He. [01:38:10] Speaker B: But if you're rebooting the whole series, he looks. [01:38:13] Speaker A: He looks pretty. Pretty good. [01:38:16] Speaker B: Like, see, I think people look at Dom as, like an older brother, so that's the way you got to look at it. That's the way I look at it. [01:38:21] Speaker A: Everybody's older brother, though. [01:38:23] Speaker B: Yes. That's not bad. [01:38:45] Speaker A: Dolph Lundgren's son. Why am. I can't. [01:38:47] Speaker B: What about. What's his name? [01:38:49] Speaker A: I think that Tom. [01:38:50] Speaker B: Hottie. Oh, physical presence. [01:38:53] Speaker A: Physical. [01:38:54] Speaker B: I could picture. Would you picture him walking around, though, with a chain, Like a big cross chain over us? I definitely. That. [01:39:00] Speaker A: Yes. I can't picture him being. But because, like, think about it. Paul Walker is. Is essentially the white boy. Paul Walk is the white boy. [01:39:10] Speaker B: But Vin Diesel's white. [01:39:12] Speaker A: I know, but he also has, like, the. He. [01:39:15] Speaker B: I would say that he has a. [01:39:16] Speaker A: He's got some Latino heat to him. [01:39:18] Speaker B: He's got something in there. [01:39:20] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:39:20] Speaker B: Like the mix. [01:39:21] Speaker A: Think about when Momoa shows up in, like, Brazil and he's like. You're like, this is Brazil. Like, the same thing with the Rock. Like, it's. It's awesome. You're like, damn. Like, the people all get down with Dom Toretto. They know who it is. This. [01:39:34] Speaker B: But look. Look at Tom Hardy and the Warrior. Dude, you couldn't pitch him with a. Being the older brother, bro. [01:39:39] Speaker A: Tom Hardy and the Warrior is a scary, scary, scary dude. Scared. [01:39:45] Speaker B: He's a Peaky Blindness. [01:39:47] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:39:47] Speaker B: Comes out like season two or three, Alfie. Yeah. Yep. [01:39:50] Speaker A: Yep. He's the. [01:39:51] Speaker B: I can't believe Justin hasn't watched Peaky Blindness. [01:39:54] Speaker A: Dude said he couldn't get into it. [01:39:56] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:39:57] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:39:57] Speaker B: That was the toughest question yet. [01:39:59] Speaker A: That's. That's the one I guess we. That's the one I guess we could end on. On this. On this run. [01:40:02] Speaker B: Yeah. Let us know of. [01:40:03] Speaker A: Replace that actor again. We'll have to. I honestly forget the. I forget the three that we exchanged, but. Yes. Let us know what you think for the replacements that we got. Let us know if you got any roles that you think that we could probably fit into the next run that we do this. [01:40:22] Speaker B: What role do you think you could replace me? Yep. [01:40:26] Speaker A: You want to be. You want me to be honest with who I think I could play. And I'll give you three characters and they're all from the Marvel series. [01:40:34] Speaker B: Yes. [01:40:35] Speaker A: Okay. So I think without a doubt, because if you want to look up the comics in the stature of this person and me with long hair, I could play the Wolverine. I would like that. [01:40:52] Speaker B: You mean in the comics because he's like 5 foot 5. [01:40:56] Speaker A: Live action would fit perfect. I just would have absolutely, absolutely chiseled. [01:41:03] Speaker B: After 75 hard. [01:41:04] Speaker A: That's. [01:41:05] Speaker B: That's your judgment? [01:41:05] Speaker A: That's one. Another one. The Winter Soldier. [01:41:10] Speaker B: I would love that because he was so small. [01:41:13] Speaker A: He's also not small. He's like standards. He's like standard size. And I definitely think I could do that one for sure. And then of course I'm gonna, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say Deadpool. But like that's just like so far out there like that on. That's not like really real, real, real realistic. But that role, I don't know, I have a way of like my dark humor and the weight. Like that's why I have so much obsession and fun with the film is because I feel like I watch like, like if I was. You always say, like if I was to be somebody, who would I be? That is exactly who the fuck I would be. I'd be somebody that can flip the switch and I can get, and I could get violent and I could get aggressive and take shit on of course having the super genetic ability to regen. Okay. But I also have the part of me of like making comparisons to a bunch of stuff. Making light of like absolutely dark situations. Like I like, oh, I have like legit terminal cancer. Like I'm obviously going to make a joke. [01:42:16] Speaker B: You think your brain works like Ryan Reynolds. You think you have that comedic timing. [01:42:22] Speaker A: I think I can break a fourth wall. I think I have, I think I have comedic timing for sure. I mean he makes obviously he's an older gentle has a lot more information like when he look good in the suit. This is being after being trained by Dom Saldino who is the, essentially the superhero trainer. Sebastian Stan, Chris Hemsworth, obviously his. [01:42:45] Speaker B: You think he's going to get you ripped up. [01:42:47] Speaker A: Ryan Reynolds, Hugh Jackman, he's worked with the most throughout all these films. Whenever it's time to go, they go to him. [01:42:52] Speaker B: Okay. [01:42:54] Speaker A: I could also, if you want to go on a little bit of a lighter side. And this is tough because they got a really, really good guy for this. Star Lord is a, is a great character. He's a great character as well. Again, he's more on the lighter side of Deadpool. [01:43:16] Speaker B: So if we're thinking that like, like I think that you could have some comedic timing. You are on the shorter side. Maybe, maybe the Lannister, brother from Game of Thrones. The midget. Maybe him. [01:43:31] Speaker A: Oh, Peter Dinklage. [01:43:33] Speaker B: Yeah, maybe Peter Dinklage's character. Or maybe the elf from Bad Santa, the black guy. Because you're, like, somewhat black. You say you describe yourself as black. [01:43:43] Speaker A: No, I don't. I might use emojis that I guess are a skin tone to doc of my complexion, but too dark. [01:43:52] Speaker B: I mean, you send black emojis. [01:43:55] Speaker A: What about you? What's the role that you could see? [01:43:59] Speaker B: I think. I think I could play a cop. So maybe like Seth Rogen's character and fucking super bad. Just taking the kids out for a ride. I think I do that. [01:44:11] Speaker A: What was it? [01:44:12] Speaker B: Seth Rogen's character in Superbad? [01:44:15] Speaker A: Oh, the cop. [01:44:17] Speaker B: Just the older cop. [01:44:18] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:44:18] Speaker B: It's like, you know, I think I'm a bad actor, so I would say that I. [01:44:27] Speaker A: You. I think you said you would need, like, even us when we do skits. You're usually. Believe it or not, you're usually the one that does struggle the most. [01:44:36] Speaker B: Because I have a very bad recollection problem. So if we're talking about a line, like, I'm better off, like, improv in a line than right. Be telling me, like, this is how it happens. [01:44:46] Speaker A: Like, hey, you gotta say this. [01:44:47] Speaker B: And I can't recollect it. It doesn't. It doesn't go through my brain. So, like, just me. If I can improv a line better than I can say a line. [01:44:56] Speaker A: Okay, what about. What about. I mean, the three. [01:45:05] Speaker B: I did just record a deli skit. I wish I told Justin that. [01:45:08] Speaker A: Who's that? [01:45:08] Speaker B: I mean, I'll be in the del. Deli. Look out for that. [01:45:11] Speaker A: Oh, you got it. You got a deli bid. [01:45:12] Speaker B: I got a deli bid. Nice, Justin. I didn't tell Justin that, but I'll be in the deli. [01:45:19] Speaker A: That's awesome. [01:45:20] Speaker B: Yep. [01:45:20] Speaker A: How'd that go? [01:45:22] Speaker B: I think it went well. We'll see how it goes out. [01:45:24] Speaker A: Funny. Were you able. Did. So what was that like? Was that more scripted or was that more improv? [01:45:29] Speaker B: Scripted. [01:45:30] Speaker A: Okay. And did you have any doings of what you were going to be saying, or did they kind of chop that up for you? [01:45:37] Speaker B: They chopped it up for me. [01:45:38] Speaker A: And do you fit it kind of fit you, or did you feel like at some point you were kind of like. I don't know if I would really say this. I would rather say that I will. [01:45:48] Speaker B: I played a huge flame in homo, so that's what I did. So that's. That's what you see a huge flame. [01:45:53] Speaker A: I guess I should. [01:45:54] Speaker B: It's pretty on brand. It's pretty on brand. [01:45:55] Speaker A: Yeah. I guess I should ask what your role was. [01:45:58] Speaker B: Sure the wife's gonna be happy about that. Hopefully some of my kids, teammates, parents see it. [01:46:04] Speaker A: Yeah, that. Yeah, they're probably gonna see that. That's good, though. Hey, you got out there. [01:46:09] Speaker B: We're in. [01:46:10] Speaker A: Awesome. You're in the deli. [01:46:11] Speaker B: We're in the deli. And we did it. And basically I just did it just to get Justin mad. [01:46:15] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. That's. That's. [01:46:19] Speaker B: That's it. [01:46:19] Speaker A: That'll do it. [01:46:20] Speaker B: That'll do it. He's been begging Tommy, basically sucking Tommy's dick to get in the deli. But listen, we're back in the studio. It's good to get us in a room. I'm glad Justin brought his kids so he could leave, and then me and Eagle could just have fun, you know, for the last. [01:46:34] Speaker A: Chill out. Just. Yeah, just throw no stress around. Yeah, we threw it. We kind of actually went for almost a whole another hour, which is. [01:46:42] Speaker B: What would you put Justin in? [01:46:44] Speaker C: Huh? [01:46:45] Speaker A: What would I put Justin in? [01:46:46] Speaker B: We need something that whines and complains a lot. Justin does, like, he just does that naturally. So, like, that wouldn't. He wouldn't even have to act. [01:46:58] Speaker A: Trying to think of a character that just completely complains. I can't off the top of my head. I'm trying. I know. [01:47:06] Speaker B: Because no one would want to actually watch that. That's why. [01:47:09] Speaker A: Right? Yeah, maybe. [01:47:13] Speaker B: Is there any hypochondriacs in any movie like that just always think they're sick? Like, he went to the hospital again. There's got to be one that we're just not thinking of. [01:47:23] Speaker A: Who's Ari Gold's assistant? [01:47:25] Speaker B: Oh, the Lloyd. Lloyd the Asian? [01:47:28] Speaker A: Yes. [01:47:30] Speaker B: He kind of looks a little Asian. [01:47:31] Speaker A: Maybe we get. Maybe we give him Lloyd. [01:47:33] Speaker B: You actually kind of get a little Asian little vibe to you. You have a very racially nondescript face. Like, if you. [01:47:42] Speaker A: I am mistaken for everything under the sun. [01:47:44] Speaker B: I'm sure when you are waitering, people are like, are you Dominican? [01:47:47] Speaker A: Are you Puerto Rican? [01:47:48] Speaker B: Are you Puerto Rican? Are you Asian? [01:47:51] Speaker A: Yep. [01:47:51] Speaker B: They ask you all different stuff. Depends on how, like, swollen your eyes are. [01:47:55] Speaker A: Told you. I've gotten multiple times from African American woman. If I am pop black, you say only my. [01:48:05] Speaker B: Have you ever said that? [01:48:06] Speaker A: No, no, no, no, no. [01:48:08] Speaker B: You can't be. You can't be. You don't build up the. That much. [01:48:11] Speaker A: No, never. People who build up their. Have. [01:48:13] Speaker B: No, I agree with that. [01:48:15] Speaker A: People who build up a. We call anyone that says, like, you. [01:48:17] Speaker B: Wait till I smash. You know. [01:48:19] Speaker A: Yeah, you're an idiot. [01:48:20] Speaker B: You're an idiot. You don't build it up. [01:48:22] Speaker A: You probably should wait. [01:48:23] Speaker B: Under promise, over deliver. That's my mind auto. I don't do either. I under promise and under deliver. [01:48:31] Speaker A: I under deliver. Yeah, yeah, under deliver. [01:48:35] Speaker B: I like to live in that. [01:48:36] Speaker A: In that zone, you know, Working on it. Don't know how to really improve the game, to be honest. [01:48:40] Speaker B: They're saying do Kegel exercises. That's been on my. [01:48:43] Speaker A: I don't even know what a Kegel. [01:48:44] Speaker B: Have you seen that? Maybe it's just my Instagram. I'm getting all these ads. Maybe they're just like, this kid's getting older that guys have to work on their pelvic floor muscles so they don't come so quick. [01:48:56] Speaker A: Oh, word. Send me that. Yeah, I gotta work on my pelvic. [01:48:59] Speaker B: I. I don't even know what it is or how you do it. [01:49:02] Speaker A: I don't even know where you would. [01:49:03] Speaker B: I thought Kegels were for old women who. They do the Kegel so they don't piss their pants. That's what I thought Kegels were for. I don't know. I mean, I think you. I think you flex your. Your dick like you're ready to piss. [01:49:17] Speaker A: Did you happen to watch you put. [01:49:18] Speaker B: The blood to you like I'm doing right now? Kegel. Kegel. Keegle. Kegel. [01:49:22] Speaker A: Did you. Did you happen to watch the Monday Night Football game that just passed San Fran and the Lions? Did you happen to catch the. The kicker, like laying on the ground with his tongue out? [01:49:34] Speaker B: No. No. [01:49:35] Speaker A: Oh, he looked like he was doing some Kegel stretches for sure. He was just like. Looks like he was fucking the ground. Like he was just like laying on the ground like. It was. It was. It looked like weird. It looked like a Kegel exercise. It looked like he was trying to open up the hips later on. Missed two field goals, so don't know. [01:49:49] Speaker B: How that didn't work for him him. But what's up with these kick is missing everything though. Like, honestly, like, it's. [01:49:55] Speaker A: I. Monday night. Monday night was crazy. Extra points. [01:49:58] Speaker B: Even the Texas guy. Texas guy missed two field goals. That shouldn't even went to overtime. [01:50:03] Speaker A: Should have never went to overtime. Speaking of that game, Arizona could have won if they just knew how to play defense. [01:50:11] Speaker B: Do you know that Arizona got cheated Three points. They kicked a field goal. It got blocked by the defense. It hit the ground and went through the upper upright. Do you know that that's a legal kick? That because it hits the ground and goes through. As long as offense doesn't touch it, it's a. It's a legal field goal. So. Bounced off the ground and went through the upright, and they didn't count it because it hit the ground. [01:50:34] Speaker A: Wow. But the rules say the game, so if. [01:50:36] Speaker B: If. [01:50:37] Speaker A: Love the running back, though, from Arizona State, I'd take him on my. [01:50:40] Speaker B: Is that Scatterbo? [01:50:40] Speaker A: Sco. Yeah. Scatter boy. Scat. Yeah, He. [01:50:44] Speaker B: He's a white boy. [01:50:45] Speaker A: Run. [01:50:45] Speaker B: Stunning. [01:50:46] Speaker A: That's a white. That's a white boy for sure. You know what's a shame, bro? I could already tell he's gonna go to a team like the Titans or like the Jaguars and his career is gonna die. [01:50:58] Speaker B: Yeah, it's gonna be bad. You know who he kind of looks like? Like a mix of two people. If you and Prosciutto Poppy had a kid, that's who he looks like to me. Like, I was looking at, like, oh, it kind of looks like pure Nico had a kid. [01:51:09] Speaker A: Dude, he looks like. Like a white boy of, like. I wonder where he's from. It looks like he's out of, like, stock. [01:51:13] Speaker B: His. His brother was a running back, too. Pretty good. But I think a few years back, 10 years ago, maybe the Scatterbos. [01:51:23] Speaker A: The Scatterbos. Did you get an answer yet? [01:51:25] Speaker B: No, he says I got to think on that for a bit. [01:51:28] Speaker A: Okay. All right. [01:51:35] Speaker B: Anyways, well, speaking of that, go listen to the Salt Show Boys podcast. The dude Scott on it. Skip Season. Follow him on they like all comics in Boston up and coming. I would say that some of them are probably gonna pop soon. That's that guy. Skip Season definitely likes the Fast and Furious more than I do. [01:51:56] Speaker C: Wow. [01:51:57] Speaker B: That's like, I will. Like, he'd be the only one that I would defer a question like that, too. [01:52:03] Speaker A: Okay. [01:52:03] Speaker B: Wait for an answer. I'll let you guys know what he says. But go follow them. They're a good little podcast. Good time. [01:52:09] Speaker A: Hell yeah. [01:52:10] Speaker B: Go fall in the. Pull in the court, guys. Follow everyone that actually shows up and records podcasts that we can't do. Yeah, but. And don't bring that kids to. You know, none of them have kids that are bringing to the podcast. That's ridiculous. Just a ridiculous thing. [01:52:25] Speaker A: Yeah. We love San. We love Santino. Is he made for the podcast? Probably not. [01:52:28] Speaker B: Probably not. [01:52:29] Speaker A: Probably not. Not. This is not the best setting for him especially. It's extremely quiet. You know, we don't really have any. Anything else going on. But you know, at least Justin was able to show up, get some quality stuff in. We're here. We tried it. We showing up our New Year's resolution as a fucking podcast should absolutely be what al spend been preaching. We got to get back on a set schedule. [01:52:50] Speaker B: That's it. [01:52:51] Speaker A: And then once you get back on a set schedule and we're able to put out some. Some constant videos that should transpire into clips which. [01:52:59] Speaker B: Yes. And I'm gonna try my hardest to build this fucking pod skit podcast room in the next month. Get that up and going. The De Vecchios are defin to help a because they still owe me money. Number one. Number two, building isn't my forte. [01:53:18] Speaker A: Yeah, no. [01:53:19] Speaker B: Too so. And my. My guy just came down with brain cancer, so. [01:53:23] Speaker A: Oh yeah. So we're gonna put him on the shelf. [01:53:26] Speaker B: He's probably on the shelf for right now. He probably could have used your hair that you gave up because he's probably gonna lose his hair, so. [01:53:33] Speaker A: Yeah, well, yeah, my hair didn't go to a greater cause, just went into a trash barrel. [01:53:39] Speaker B: Yeah. But where do you go get your haircut? [01:53:43] Speaker A: Shout out the Baba house. Baba house. And PB been asking us to come there and do a podcast in the baba house. [01:53:48] Speaker B: Let's do it next week. Dude. Set that up for. [01:53:51] Speaker A: I would love to do that for a minute. That would be. That would be fun. [01:53:55] Speaker B: We'll get one of them on. We can go right before. Yeah, whatever. [01:53:58] Speaker A: Yeah, they go. They go all day. That is definitely something. [01:54:01] Speaker B: And right now my buzz is broken. Look at my hair, dude. It's bad how far back my hair. My hair is. It's embarrassing, dude. [01:54:10] Speaker A: It wouldn't be bad if. If it wasn't so much background noise that we could get and be in the chairs and all getting cuts and have microphones on. [01:54:20] Speaker B: Do they have like a little waiting area that we could just set up a table? [01:54:23] Speaker A: It's. It's not. Not a lot. Not a lot of space enough for three people. [01:54:27] Speaker B: Four people. One person comes up. [01:54:28] Speaker A: Maybe if we took up. If we took up like the corn to. In. In the. [01:54:32] Speaker B: If I bring a round table, little four foot round. [01:54:36] Speaker A: I don't even know if we'll need that. You know, like the small pop up tables that are only like maybe like two and a half feet big that we just have three on. [01:54:44] Speaker B: So three. Three of those. We just throw three tables, one in front of each of us. Is that what you're thinking? [01:54:49] Speaker A: No. I could give You a. I could give you a picture inside of the place. I think it could be. [01:54:53] Speaker B: Maybe. Maybe that might be. Like, I was thinking, like, let's go to flow golf. But after playing at flow golf again, I thought in my head, like, we're gonna. It's gonna be a lot of getting up and getting down. [01:55:02] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, it's tough. But I was just thinking, like, you'd have to decommit. You'd have to decommit from the golf almost. And just strictly do. Strictly do the show strictly. Somebody just be sitting down the whole time. [01:55:13] Speaker B: Jersey Jerry tried his hole in one challenge last night. Did you see that? [01:55:16] Speaker A: Yeah. Did he get it? [01:55:17] Speaker B: Nope. He got blessed. Doesn't quit like a little pussy. I know I can get one way faster. We should set it up at flow golf. I know I can get one in under three hours, 104 yards. That seems like it's too easy. [01:55:31] Speaker A: We'd have to go in there and talk to them. I think that that would be something good. We obviously pay for the time. Listen, if we pay for the time for the bay and. [01:55:40] Speaker B: And they might even. They might even work something out, especially if we get Marco involved where he's commentating. Get him for an hour. [01:55:47] Speaker A: Yep. [01:55:47] Speaker B: But we'll just promise that he's going to be there the whole time. And he just shows up for 30 minutes. That's it. That's all. [01:55:54] Speaker A: And just promotes it. We could definitely get. [01:55:56] Speaker B: Get. [01:55:56] Speaker A: Get behind that. [01:55:57] Speaker B: I. I just think, like, this kid. I mean, how. Like, you don't have blister tape. You don't like. Are you retarded? And how do you quit? [01:56:04] Speaker A: Yeah, you can't. [01:56:04] Speaker B: I'd have to legitimately be dead. [01:56:06] Speaker A: They invite. They invite you out there. Got to do a gallon of water a day, by the way. [01:56:11] Speaker B: Yep, I'm in on that, too. You got to do a gallon of water. [01:56:13] Speaker A: I don't know how much water I'm at. How big is this? [01:56:17] Speaker B: So you need 32 ounces, 128. You need to do four of those. Not bad. [01:56:24] Speaker A: Four of these. That's it. [01:56:25] Speaker B: That's it. [01:56:26] Speaker A: I'm off. [01:56:26] Speaker B: You're feeling it to 32. [01:56:28] Speaker A: I'm down one. All right. What do you think? [01:56:31] Speaker B: Wrap it up? [01:56:31] Speaker A: I think we wrap it up. I think we wrap it up. [01:56:35] Speaker B: If you're my kid listening from the future, absolutely. Do not wrap it up. [01:56:38] Speaker A: If you're me in the next, like, four to five days, I ain't doing that either, so. [01:56:44] Speaker B: That's right. All right. Keep it clean. Your fart sucker. We're back. Back. [01:56:49] Speaker A: We're back.
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