Ep. 120 | Coffee Enema

[00:00:46] Speaker A: Been listening. I was listening to like 90s, 2000s new metal on the whole right here. [00:00:53] Speaker B: All right, what's considered 90s to 2000s new metal? What's a new metal band like? [00:00:59] Speaker A: New metal is like Limp Bizkit stained Nickelback. [00:01:03] Speaker B: Okay. Nickelback would go into that. Is Limp Bizkit. It go into that. [00:01:07] Speaker A: That's like new metal. Yeah. [00:01:11] Speaker B: Then I would consider myself a new metal fan. [00:01:15] Speaker A: Yeah, absolutely. 90s 2000s new metal and new metals and you and you. [00:01:25] Speaker B: Yeah, I feel like I've seen that. [00:01:30] Speaker A: Yeah. Olympus Gets Slipknot, Lincoln Park Corn Deftone System of a Down Papa Roach Stain Pod. That's all new metal. [00:01:41] Speaker B: That's all new metal. Okay. [00:01:43] Speaker A: Which is like. Yeah, we all love. [00:01:46] Speaker B: Yeah. That's like. That really took a late 90s, early 2000s, took a stranglehold. [00:01:54] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. They. [00:01:55] Speaker B: I cut my life in two pieces. This is my last resort that honestly. There's one of the best concerts I've ever been to. And it was. I was in fucking eighth grade. [00:02:08] Speaker A: Who'd you go? [00:02:08] Speaker B: And one kid did a one man show. He did the drums to that song and he sung it. He sung it and they jumped off the stage at one point with the mic in his hand. Kind of a legend movie was a seventh grader, I think. I'm pretty sure he got blown by two girls, like, immediately. [00:02:24] Speaker A: Wait, was it like a talent show? [00:02:27] Speaker B: It was a talent show, dude. [00:02:28] Speaker A: Oh, my. [00:02:28] Speaker B: It was either a talent show or a pep rally. And he rocked the house down. And that's still one of the best concepts I've ever been to. Shout out Matt Foley. Huge dick. Apparently too big dick. So. But you can't have that type energy and just take over an entire school. [00:02:42] Speaker A: No, you can't. It's incredible. [00:02:44] Speaker B: I mean, a little short little fella. Maybe he's about five'five but apparently he has three legs. [00:02:48] Speaker A: Three legs. [00:02:48] Speaker C: Got a third leg. [00:02:49] Speaker B: I think people. Anyone that was there remembers that performance. [00:02:54] Speaker A: That's great. [00:02:54] Speaker B: Yeah. I'd go him. And then Post Malone was actually a pretty good concert. Yeah. [00:02:59] Speaker A: Post Malone, taking Back Sunday used to be like, really? [00:03:02] Speaker B: Yeah, they were good. [00:03:03] Speaker A: They're so bad live now. I just think that they're just old. [00:03:06] Speaker B: You think when you get older. Yeah. [00:03:07] Speaker A: Well, you're just playing the same songs over and over again. [00:03:10] Speaker B: Look at Bruce Springsteen, though. Almost 80 years old, changes his set all the time. [00:03:14] Speaker A: And he almost just die on stage. [00:03:16] Speaker B: No, that was Billy Joel. [00:03:17] Speaker A: That was Billy Joel. [00:03:18] Speaker B: Yeah. He kind of looked like a turtle. Like who couldn't get up off the shelf. [00:03:22] Speaker A: What an idiot. [00:03:23] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, you. [00:03:24] Speaker A: I mean, you get to a point where it's like, at least I found this. It's like you have to write new stuff because it just gets played out, playing the same. [00:03:35] Speaker B: Right. Or you. You gotta have a big. A deep enough catalog. I think that's what helps with. What's his name? Yeah, Springsteen. He's got A. He's 75, has 30 different albums. [00:03:46] Speaker A: And how do you think like an artist like Post Malone or these big artists now, it's like, what's their playability when their demo now is in their 50s and 60s? [00:03:57] Speaker B: It's like, yeah, true. But this is why a lot of them are going to different genres of music. Because now Post Malone. Okay, so now he puts country album. Now he's got 18 country songs. [00:04:04] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:04:05] Speaker B: Then he's doing duets with those people. That's what Beyonce's doing. That freak. [00:04:10] Speaker A: Yeah, well, Beyonce is gonna be an artist. One of those artists, like a Taylor Swift. Beyonce, they're gonna turn into Shia. [00:04:18] Speaker B: You think anyone will have like that hit that she had in her 60s? [00:04:23] Speaker A: No. [00:04:24] Speaker B: No, because that. That and I. You know, for some reason I can't recollect how that song goes. Leaving life after love. I can feel something inside me say. [00:04:36] Speaker A: That song's a smash. [00:04:37] Speaker B: I. Dude, it's such a smash. And it gave. Like, we didn't know who the she was. [00:04:41] Speaker A: No clue. We had a generation of like, yeah, dude, my mom just cleaning the house. [00:04:45] Speaker B: Blasting that maybe from like an Eminem. A little line with Sonny Bono hits the tree. Maybe that's where we got like the sunny and she. [00:04:53] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:04:54] Speaker B: She took the world by storm with that song. I. I can't see anyone. [00:04:59] Speaker A: No. [00:04:59] Speaker B: Besides, maybe Taylor Swift will have that for generation. [00:05:02] Speaker A: You know who I can see? Like Katy Perry. [00:05:06] Speaker B: Katy Perry only releases hits. [00:05:08] Speaker A: I can see Katy Perry. [00:05:09] Speaker B: Yeah, you're right. She's gonna come out with one when she's like 65. About her tits or something. [00:05:13] Speaker A: Or do you know who else? There's two that really, really resonate. Her or Miley Cyrus. Miley Cyrus. I don't want to. [00:05:21] Speaker B: Like, she's going to come in like a wreck of ball. [00:05:23] Speaker A: She, like, she'll either do like hip hop shit. [00:05:27] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:05:27] Speaker A: But she can sing. Like, she's not like any of these other artists that are out there. Like, that girl can actually rip. If you ever seen her do like any covers of like, like Dolly Parton or whatever. Like, she. She got skills and she's got a ton of skills. She's somebody that can like she'll belt out a nasty tune when she's six. [00:05:48] Speaker B: I think if you asked me this about 10 years ago, I would tell you Lady Gaga, but Lady Gaga too full of herself now she thinks she's trying to act like she's this ballroom person. She's trying to be with Tony Bennett. Yeah, she's trying to be that type of person. [00:06:00] Speaker A: Musical the ns, the SNL skit that she did. So I don't want to play it because we're going to get fucking docs because the Internet sucks. But she was on SNL and she did a skit with Kenan Thompson and she's like a 80 year old woman. Yeah, she's like, she's like a lonely woman and she calls the repeat man to be like I wonder if he'll recognize me. [00:06:23] Speaker B: And she's like, oh, she's 80 year old Lady Gaga. [00:06:26] Speaker A: She's playing eight year old lady. Okay, you recognize me. I used to write all these hits and like she plays down to the piano and she's like pop, pop, pop face. He's like, no, I don't recognize it. It's actually kind of funny. Yeah, it's a good like it's funny that we were just talking about that. But I do agree with you. She's definitely way too full of herself. She made up one horrible movie after another. [00:06:54] Speaker B: Yep, yep. The Joker movie was God awful. I didn't even see it. [00:06:57] Speaker A: It actually was I know you pretty good dude. I'm telling you the Internet gave it way too much form your own opinion. Watch that movie. [00:07:05] Speaker B: Did you watch Hot Eyes? [00:07:06] Speaker A: Good movie. Yeah, was. [00:07:08] Speaker B: I thought it was better than that. [00:07:10] Speaker A: It was better than he said yes. And in fact Mao text me and I gave him a grade on it. So I'll, I'll, I'll reread my message. [00:07:18] Speaker B: Okay. [00:07:19] Speaker A: From Tamao because Mao was telling me to watch the movie. Watch the movie. [00:07:23] Speaker B: I think that because of Mao's review I'll give him this. So maybe he does have a little bit influence. I realized because I don't watch Trails or nothing like that that it was like it's supposed to be like a satire of the genre a little bit or at least like a playful adaptation of horror slasher movies. [00:07:38] Speaker A: I agree. [00:07:39] Speaker B: So like I knew that going in. So that helps because it is one of those like it almost feels like it's a B movie. Like a straight to dvd. [00:07:47] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:07:47] Speaker B: But I think it's supposed to, supposed to feel that way which I love. [00:07:50] Speaker A: Those types he said to me, did you watch Hot Eyes? I said, watch the. Last night I said I called the killer. Oh, spoiler alert. I'm going to tell you spoiler alert. So skip forward a couple. [00:08:00] Speaker B: Oh, you called the killer. I'm pretty sure I called the killer too. [00:08:03] Speaker A: I said, later than I'm usually I said I called the killer as the lady cop and then I called the IT guy. But I didn't know there was going to be three. [00:08:12] Speaker B: Okay. [00:08:13] Speaker A: I said it was a 6.9 to 7.1. But I liked Thanksgiving more as opposed to I never. [00:08:22] Speaker B: I haven't watched Thanksgiving, which I gotta watch because I feel like it's in that same. [00:08:25] Speaker A: Thanksgiving was good. It's like a genre specific holiday horror movie. [00:08:30] Speaker B: Yeah. Okay. [00:08:31] Speaker A: Which you don't really. I mean, Christmas. Yeah, we've gotten a bunch of Christmas. We just got terrified for Christmas. Hot Eyes, Valentine's Day. It's like, we get it. No one really cares about lovers. It's like mad annoying, but it's a perfect like rom com slasher to try to get both your girlfriend and the guy that likes horror. [00:08:52] Speaker B: Right. [00:08:53] Speaker A: It's a good blood. [00:08:53] Speaker B: That's what they're trying to do. [00:08:54] Speaker A: Yeah. It was a good blend. And I like that kid, you know that kid's Cuba Gooding Jr. Son. [00:08:58] Speaker B: I did. I did know that. Only because my wife's like, oh, do you know that that's Cuba Gooding Jr. No, I've seen him in other stuff though. [00:09:06] Speaker A: Yeah, he was in the screen. [00:09:07] Speaker B: Yeah. Okay. [00:09:07] Speaker A: That's what he's good actor. He's actually going to be in the newest screen, which the. The other two people aren't. [00:09:15] Speaker B: So he is. No, Cuba good Jr. Cuba good. He ruined his career. Cuba gooden Jr. How Cuba. Because we. When he did a boat trip, the boat trip movie. [00:09:26] Speaker A: What the hell's Boat trip? Oh, boat trip. [00:09:29] Speaker B: Not boat trip, but it was boat something. It was on the boat where the cruise boat trip. Was that what it was called? I'm pretty sure it was boat. It was with the guy that like raped everyone on snl. Horatio Sands. Yeah, him, the fat Spanish guy. Yes, it was. It was okay movie, but it was like he went from Men of Honor. Remember Men of Honor? The Men of Sale movie. [00:09:46] Speaker A: Incredible walk when he's. He's. [00:09:47] Speaker B: And then Roberto's screaming at him, we need those steps, soldier. It's like such a great movie, a good movie and he's crying his eyes out. He did radio, which he's kind of a retarded. [00:09:56] Speaker A: Definitely a retard. [00:09:58] Speaker B: I feel like he's a good actor. [00:09:59] Speaker A: Jerry Maguire. [00:10:00] Speaker B: Yes. I just think he took some missteps. Maybe he needed money. [00:10:03] Speaker A: He was great in oj. [00:10:05] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. TV series. Yeah, he was pretty good in that. [00:10:08] Speaker A: But then like he died after that. I don't know what happened. [00:10:10] Speaker B: No, but I think he died before that. Almost should have. [00:10:13] Speaker A: O.J. was his comeback. [00:10:14] Speaker B: Yeah. But then I feel like he hasn't done nothing since. I think he just does stuff for money. [00:10:18] Speaker A: Maybe he doesn't really need money cuz he's Cuba Gooden Juniors. Ton of money. [00:10:23] Speaker B: First of all, who's Cuba Good Senior? That's what I want to know. [00:10:25] Speaker A: Yeah, we want to know who Senior is. [00:10:27] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:10:27] Speaker A: Was he an actor or is it just in name? [00:10:30] Speaker B: He had to be. He had to be. [00:10:31] Speaker A: Let's see if we can find that. [00:10:32] Speaker B: Yeah, find out who Cuban Good Senior is. By the way, Nico's not here. He's. He is just oblivious to life. We'll get into that when he gets here. About my text that I sent earlier, that clearly got misconstrued somehow, even though Justin clarified it immediately. So I think just Nico's late to everything. [00:10:53] Speaker A: So. Cuban Gooden Senior was an American singer. He was the lead singer of the soul group the Main Ingredient. [00:11:00] Speaker B: Can you pull up that picture? [00:11:02] Speaker A: I can. [00:11:02] Speaker B: Can you. Oh, nice zoom. Oh. [00:11:05] Speaker A: Oh, I it up. [00:11:06] Speaker B: No, no, you gotta just slide it over. [00:11:08] Speaker A: Look at this guy. [00:11:10] Speaker B: Oh my God. He kind of got a vibe of the cop from Die Hard. Like just. Well, like he's got less gay version. [00:11:16] Speaker A: If Kyle Winslow. [00:11:17] Speaker B: Yes. [00:11:18] Speaker A: And Cuban Gooden Jr. Had a baby. [00:11:21] Speaker B: It would be this, it would be Cuba Good. And scene. [00:11:23] Speaker A: It would be Cuban Good. And Senior, do you. Can you plug. Do you have anything for your phone? Yeah, we can listen to the Main Ingredient. [00:11:28] Speaker B: That's his song. [00:11:30] Speaker A: That's the. [00:11:31] Speaker B: He was the oddest of the Main Ingredient. [00:11:33] Speaker A: Yeah. And he peaked at number two for Nobody Plays a Fool. We know that song. Nobody plays a food. [00:11:42] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. You could see him. Yeah. So he's in a band. Everybody plays the fool. [00:11:46] Speaker A: Everybody plays full. [00:11:47] Speaker B: Let's play that. Okay. So your heart broke you sit around hoping, crying, crying, you say you even thinking about time well, before you do. [00:12:18] Speaker C: Anything rash. [00:12:22] Speaker B: Dig this. Everybody plays the pool sometime there's no. [00:12:31] Speaker C: Exception to the rule Listen, baby, it. [00:12:37] Speaker B: May be factual, maybe cruel I lied. Everybody plays a fool. [00:12:48] Speaker A: Falling in love. [00:12:49] Speaker B: Now what's that instrument in the back? It's because whatever that is, is a jam. This to me is prime time. Drinking in sunny weather Music. [00:13:00] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. Like, the six want to go call Sabrina up and be like, we're making a baby to that song tonight. It's. I want to say it's a mix of two things. It's either, like, a xylophone thing. Oh, like, so a mix of that, and then it could be. It could be. [00:13:22] Speaker B: I was thinking, like, a flute type. [00:13:24] Speaker A: Could be flute, but if they could be layered. [00:13:26] Speaker B: Well, now we're definitely going to get probably, like, maybe a deep. Not going to take the video down, but we're gonna get knocked. So we're gonna lose all that ad. [00:13:33] Speaker A: Money that we get a ton of ad money. [00:13:35] Speaker B: So we're getting so that the 25 cents we probably make off the episode on the ad for YouTube. We just gave that back to Cuba Gooden Jr. And the Sun. They're probably all getting there. But this is a jam. [00:13:49] Speaker A: So that's why he doesn't need to be in movies, because his father was writing. [00:13:53] Speaker B: All right, do me a favor. Does Cuban good. [00:13:55] Speaker A: Cuban good. [00:13:55] Speaker B: It's got to be real low. I feel like he's on baggers. I feel like he might have went to jail for tax evasion, like, Wesley Snipe style. I'm dead serious. Like, I wish we could. We should just only do this, like, for every episode is just, like, go down these rabbit holes of what happened to certain celebrities. Because that, to me, is very interesting. [00:14:16] Speaker A: I had no idea that his father was. That was his father. [00:14:19] Speaker B: Me neither. [00:14:20] Speaker A: His net worth is $15 million. [00:14:23] Speaker B: It's saying that's light, dude. [00:14:25] Speaker A: I mean, 15 million. [00:14:26] Speaker B: That's so light for a celebrity with $15 million. Oh, I know. But net worth, that. That doesn't mean he has that in the bank. That could be just mean he has one house. [00:14:34] Speaker A: Could be the property. Could be. [00:14:35] Speaker B: He owns a shack in Malibu right now. [00:14:37] Speaker A: Yeah, that's true. [00:14:38] Speaker B: He owns a ranch in Malibu. Doesn't even own his cars. [00:14:42] Speaker A: So he's actively rebuilding his career after facing legal issues. [00:14:46] Speaker B: Okay. [00:14:47] Speaker A: And he's a p. He just appeared in a film called Firing Squad. [00:14:51] Speaker B: Okay, let's look at this direct to video dvd. Firing Squad. I like this rabbit hole. I like it. We're gonna call this the ladder. We're just gon. [00:14:58] Speaker A: We're figuring it out. [00:14:59] Speaker B: The firing squad. Is he a mercenary? Is it a mercenary? [00:15:06] Speaker A: It's got to be something stupid. Firing squad, 20, 22. [00:15:10] Speaker B: Okay, so this was a couple years ago, this thing. Okay. I'm going to guess how much budget. How much it made. It made $13 million. [00:15:17] Speaker A: We're going to watch the trailer in a second. As soon as this ad's done, you. [00:15:21] Speaker B: Think it's going to take us down. Maybe we should just react to the trailer. Maybe we should just react to it. [00:15:28] Speaker A: So annoying. [00:15:28] Speaker B: I know. Purpose. Do I have a death witch? Morgan, ask. [00:15:35] Speaker A: This is based on a true story. [00:15:36] Speaker B: Okay, Based on a true story. He's probably in this for 3 minutes cuz I haven't even seen him yet. He'd make millions and millions of dollars. But God had other plans. [00:15:48] Speaker A: It looks like it was filmed on my iPhone 8 along with two other. [00:15:55] Speaker B: Oh, there he is. From the director of Freedom Interview with the anarchist David and Goliath. I haven't seen any one of those. Came up to me and gave me this flyer about Jesus. [00:16:08] Speaker A: What the. It's a Jesus. [00:16:11] Speaker B: It's a Jesus film. [00:16:14] Speaker A: Be in hell. [00:16:15] Speaker C: The choice is yours. [00:16:17] Speaker A: This is the worst movie. [00:16:18] Speaker B: Oh my. [00:16:19] Speaker A: Look at him. [00:16:21] Speaker B: Oh, is he escaping them? He's taking them out of prison. Escape my prison. Nobody escapes my prison. Nobody escapes my present. This is the. [00:16:30] Speaker A: Who brought this? Brett 5. [00:16:32] Speaker B: Oh, wait, hold on. There's a quote from Brett Fav in the chat. Hold on. [00:16:35] Speaker A: We got a quote from Brett 5 now. [00:16:36] Speaker B: Now switch over to this so they can see the quote. [00:16:38] Speaker A: Oh, believe me, I am. I promise this will leave a grown man crying. [00:16:46] Speaker B: Brett F. You know what would left NFL quarter would have left me crying is if I stole everyone's PPE money. [00:16:53] Speaker A: Yeah, and that would have left me crying. That's. [00:16:56] Speaker B: That's what Brett I should be crying about that he stole everyone's PPE money to give to a volleyball team at like Southern Miss. [00:17:03] Speaker A: Here's the thing is, I don't think. [00:17:04] Speaker B: It was Southern Miss. I think it was like a D3 college or some ridiculous thing out in Mississippi. [00:17:09] Speaker A: I can't even begin to watch the rest of that trailer after that. [00:17:15] Speaker B: Yeah, that was like they should have put anybody else on that after that quote. I mean, honestly, if. If I'm thinking spiritual NFL quarterbacks, I'm not thinking Brett Favre. Brett Fav sends dick pics. Look at some of these to the reporters. [00:17:27] Speaker A: Look at some of these comments, Brett. [00:17:30] Speaker B: I think Philip Rivers. Philip Rivers to me got 20 kids. He's a Christian guy. That's who I would have thought they should have got. I bet you Philip Rose, like this is a dog movie. [00:17:39] Speaker A: I only do winning movies by bad. No, but look at some of these comments. [00:17:45] Speaker B: All right, switch over to this. Maybe they could see that my husband and I saw the movie in Oklahoma on Saturday the 3rd. We watched many faith based movies and have never been moved like we were in this theater. I pray for the cast and the film in the filmmakers for the love of Christ, for their love of Christ. This world needs to hear this message so badly today. Thank you so much for making the movie and I will, can and I will pray it continues to be shown until you reach the goal of soul saved. May the Lord bless you. We gotta find out. Go check how much this movie made and how many souls they saved. [00:18:24] Speaker A: How much? I need to know. [00:18:25] Speaker B: We need that thing. Like how many souls have been saved from this movie. I think the whack job religious people are insane. Like insufferable. [00:18:35] Speaker A: It's just embarrassing. Let's see, what was the name? The firing squad. [00:18:39] Speaker B: Firing squad. I want to see how much money this made. I'm. I'm saying it's got to be sub 10. Looking at it now, this thing made 5 million. [00:18:46] Speaker A: Oh, less than that. [00:18:51] Speaker B: If that. I bet you Mock Lewis is going to release a movie at some point that makes more money than the firearm squad. [00:18:57] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. Are you ready for this? [00:19:05] Speaker B: Yes. [00:19:06] Speaker A: Grossed 1.8 million. [00:19:10] Speaker B: That's what I'm saying, dude. Worldwide, there's sub shops in Winthrop that make more than that in a year. Yeah, way more than that. Absolutely. [00:19:21] Speaker A: 1.8 million. [00:19:22] Speaker B: Wow, that's embarrassing. Not many souls were saved. [00:19:26] Speaker A: So how is this gonna reignite Cuba Guna Julia's career? [00:19:31] Speaker B: It's not. It's so like, is that really the last movie he was in? Yeah, go to zaimdb because this is what I'm saying. Like this guy's a great actor. What was his. We got to look up after this. What his troubles were with the law because I think it was tax stuff. [00:19:47] Speaker A: But it's got to be. Oh, that was a good one. [00:19:52] Speaker B: That was a good one. And I'm gonna pop a soda because why not? [00:19:55] Speaker A: Upcoming Acting my ASMR Freak Dog Patrol as a voice actor, something called Breaking the Cycle, Giving thanks and A Line of Fire. It's got to be all Jesus movies. He probably found God after A Line. [00:20:14] Speaker B: Of Fire does sound great. Like a good title like that. Like that's gonna get. [00:20:18] Speaker A: Sounds good. [00:20:19] Speaker B: Oh, no, it's a. [00:20:21] Speaker A: Hold on. Ex FBI agent is pulled back into dangerous work when his former partner's niece asks for help. [00:20:29] Speaker B: Okay, see now this is the stuff that I like. This is like, that's Hangover City. [00:20:34] Speaker A: Line of Fire. It looks like Chuck Norris, but it's not. [00:20:38] Speaker B: What do you mean? It looks like Chuck Norris? [00:20:40] Speaker A: Like for this guy looked like Chuck Norris, but it's not. [00:20:43] Speaker B: Wait, hold on. Is that the. Oh, that's the guy that he plays like a bad guy in a lot of stuff. [00:20:48] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:20:50] Speaker B: See, here's the problem, right? Who the Matchapira, like and Chris Cavell, like these. Like this is who's directing it. [00:20:58] Speaker A: Yeah. Nobody's ever heard of these. [00:21:00] Speaker B: Nobody's ever doing. And the best part about this is he's the second star on the thing. Like he's second Bill. [00:21:04] Speaker A: He's second on the bill. [00:21:05] Speaker B: David AI White. Does that mean he has like he could shoot an AI that can't really. [00:21:10] Speaker A: Look at this. [00:21:11] Speaker B: Yeah, this is the guy. Okay. This is Chuck Norris light. We call him Beta. Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris. [00:21:16] Speaker A: Beta version guy. What has he been in? Nothing. [00:21:20] Speaker B: No, look at him. I guarantee this guy feels like he's like the prototypical bad guy in every movie. How many. How many acting things? 63. That's pretty light for a 65 year old. [00:21:31] Speaker A: But it's nothing I've ever heard of. It's mostly episodes of. [00:21:40] Speaker B: Yeah, like he's probably in like Miami Vice, CSI Miami, you know, something like. [00:21:44] Speaker A: One of these guys. [00:21:45] Speaker B: He's in the offshoots. He's not even in the main ones like the Las Vegas csi. He's in the offshoot. He's probably in like Chicago Not Fire, the other one. [00:21:53] Speaker A: This is like me just adding every skit. We've been into IMDb, that's the equivalent. [00:21:59] Speaker B: Of this guy, what's his name, kind of has the thing like that on IMDb. Robert Kelly. Does he guy, Bobby Kelly. He has got. He's got the. That movie. What was the movie called again? The Koala Bear Kids on there. [00:22:11] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. [00:22:13] Speaker B: Well, he was in Train. A Train Wreck. He was in Train Wreck. He plays the guy like she Blows. Like he's in the bed. It's like. [00:22:20] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:22:23] Speaker B: Yeah, he's got a couple of those. The short story ones. [00:22:26] Speaker A: Well, let's look at Bobby Kelly's IMDb. Let's see for movies. [00:22:32] Speaker B: Does it say how many. [00:22:33] Speaker A: Let's see what he's got upcoming. Beltagore. He's playing the cleaner. [00:22:38] Speaker B: Not much. Hey, did you see the cult movie with what's Mosley? [00:22:44] Speaker A: This is gonna. This looks like Bill Mosley's no Joke Baltagore. [00:22:50] Speaker B: So this is. I'm guessing this is a. A horror. Okay, I. I'm down for that. Comedy, Horror. [00:22:56] Speaker A: I love Bill Mosley. [00:22:57] Speaker B: Oh, Bonnie mcfarland's in it. That's rich. [00:23:00] Speaker A: Which his wife's in it. [00:23:04] Speaker B: Feeney. Okay. There's some people in here. [00:23:07] Speaker A: Yeah. All right, let's see what. Let's check out his IMDb. [00:23:11] Speaker B: Yeah. How many. How many credits? Okay, so he's almost up to David A.R. white. [00:23:17] Speaker A: Yeah, he's up there. And David A. White's got, like, definitely some years on Bobby. Yeah, he's been Louie, Nurse Jackie. There's at least a lot of TV shows you've seen, though. [00:23:28] Speaker B: Well, what's the Rock Show? The Rock Show. That was on hbo. He was in that. He was like a star in that. [00:23:34] Speaker A: Was he? [00:23:34] Speaker B: Yeah, he was the. The drummer in the band. [00:23:37] Speaker A: The Koala Bear Kids. [00:23:38] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:23:38] Speaker B: See? Koala Bear Kid. Yep. He put that in there. [00:23:40] Speaker A: Yeah. Oh, look who's arrived. Lauren, Water. I want to see the problem here. [00:23:46] Speaker B: He is nine minutes early. From what he said, he was in. [00:23:50] Speaker A: The Grand Theft Auto game. [00:23:51] Speaker B: Yeah, he did a voice. He played voice. [00:23:53] Speaker A: Luca Silvestri. Okay, now I need to go down this rabbit hole. Lucas Silvestri, gta. No. [00:24:01] Speaker B: Okay. Yeah. Is it. Which GTA is three or five? [00:24:06] Speaker A: I don't know. [00:24:12] Speaker B: Nico killed Lucas Silvestri. Let's hear it. Oh, Nico, you killed Lucas Sylvester. [00:24:16] Speaker A: Are we gonna get maxed for this? [00:24:18] Speaker B: No, I think this is fine. This seems like it's gonna be a short video and. Oh, wait, we'll be our own bosses. [00:24:28] Speaker A: I need that ice bat. [00:24:31] Speaker B: I don't know what you're talking about, Nikki. [00:24:36] Speaker A: Now, we all know that that's not true. [00:24:39] Speaker B: You. [00:24:39] Speaker C: You cabbage eating prick. Who says it weren't you that made off with him? [00:24:44] Speaker B: That's what I'm telling Ray. The gang's up, boys. [00:24:47] Speaker C: We're out of here. [00:24:50] Speaker B: Games up, boys. We're out of here. What's up, dude? [00:24:57] Speaker A: Said dude. You know what, dude? Oh, my God. [00:25:03] Speaker B: What do you need more? [00:25:04] Speaker A: How did we get. How did we get here? [00:25:06] Speaker B: Can you not hear in your thing? [00:25:07] Speaker C: No, I can't hear my headphones. [00:25:08] Speaker B: We can't hear it either. [00:25:09] Speaker C: Oh, okay. There's no snare on anyone's headphones. [00:25:11] Speaker A: How did we get here? [00:25:12] Speaker B: We had problems that. There was some, like, buzzing going on. So you can't hear it all? [00:25:18] Speaker C: No, no, not at all. [00:25:20] Speaker A: You look like you're about to go shooting a gun with those. [00:25:23] Speaker B: That's what he thinks. He thinks he looks like Bad Bunny. He sells us. There's Bad Bunny glasses, but it's really just duck shooting. Not duck shooting. Disc. What' Clay. [00:25:30] Speaker A: Clay. Clay. [00:25:31] Speaker B: Yeah, Clay pigeons. You're shooting clay pigeons? [00:25:33] Speaker C: I couldn't hit any of those by the Way. I don't know. [00:25:35] Speaker B: I know that. [00:25:36] Speaker C: Do that. [00:25:36] Speaker A: Did those help your colorblindness? [00:25:40] Speaker C: No. If anything, they actually affect it. [00:25:43] Speaker A: They make. [00:25:43] Speaker B: Well, I did see that you thought for some reason your donkey was orange. [00:25:49] Speaker C: No. Watch the whole video. There's a legit orange horse. [00:25:55] Speaker B: Oh, I thought you meant the donkey was orange. No, I was like. I put. Yes, obviously. Just so he'd, like, just walk around the. In the. [00:26:02] Speaker C: I did get a lot of feedback on the bananas one if those were green or yellow, though. That was tough. [00:26:07] Speaker B: Yeah. I could see that being. [00:26:09] Speaker A: I feel like those colors are just. They're so close if, like, in the spectrum, if you're color. [00:26:16] Speaker B: Well, that's why people. People with Gatorade, they never know the color. [00:26:19] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:26:19] Speaker C: So I'm in the kitchen and I'm just like, are these green or these yellow? And like, I did it by myself for, like, 15 minutes until I was like, hold on. Let's ask some people. Am I crazy? And yeah. No, they don't help the colorblindness. Yes. These are my bad bunny shades. Yeah. No, we could take these off. [00:26:41] Speaker B: Why? Now you don't. You don't want to look like bad bunny. [00:26:43] Speaker C: No, it's just that we should. I should probably have those off more like late bunny. [00:26:47] Speaker B: I don't know how you misconstrued that text, but Justin did. Miscontrue. Basically, I was sending a text because Justin's always early. Like, he comes like a half hour early, and then he's just annoying while I'm setting everything up. [00:26:58] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. [00:26:59] Speaker B: So I KN Was like on the cusp of, you know, because I still had to do in the morning. So I was getting here right on time. So I said the text. I said, I'm not going to be ready to write at 10:30. Had to do stuff in Lynn. Justin replies, what time? I write 10:30. Nico writes back like 40 minutes later. He's like, so, like 11 with the question mark. And I said 10:30 at 10:30. And that was at 10:29 when I said that. So he's like, oh, I'll be there at 11. I thought you were just trolling Justin, which would be something I would do. So I'm not gonna. [00:27:34] Speaker A: It would a thousand percent be something that. [00:27:37] Speaker C: So I looked at it quick, and I was already on a. On a call with the other gig that I got going on in the morning. So then as soon as I put my phone down, I just jumped in the shower instead of looking back at my phone. And when. I mean, it was Would have been between a rock and a hot place anyways, if you said, oh, 10:30, like I was being legit. Be like, damn, you got. You got me. You got me. I thought you meant later. 100%. [00:27:58] Speaker B: You were always late. You rolled into a business meeting late in sweatpants. That was fine. That's part is right before you walked in, the guy was talking so much shit. Like, he mentioned it twice about someone showing up in sweatpants. And then you rolled up late in sweatpants. Yeah, then he mentioned it again. So I looked at Nico, because everyone knows the story, and we got a picture of Nico working in sweatpants with, like, drawstring sweatpants on. And we always bust his balls about, like, waitering in sweatpants. I looked at Nico and go, who the would ever show up to work in sweatpants? [00:28:29] Speaker C: Yeah. Retrospect, thinking about the whole thing. Terrible. [00:28:32] Speaker A: Absolutely terrible. [00:28:33] Speaker B: You live across the street. [00:28:34] Speaker A: It was an atrocious look. [00:28:36] Speaker C: It. I'm not. I'm not here to accept that look that we have. We have moved past that, thankfully. But, yeah. No, I didn't know we were having a legitimate business meeting either. I thought we were just going straight to skits. I thought that's what we. [00:28:49] Speaker A: But that's what you. You did come against Kit. [00:28:51] Speaker B: He did come in skits because he had. He had Jersey. [00:28:54] Speaker C: I had a. I looked ridiculous. Yeah, I looked ridiculous. I didn't. [00:28:58] Speaker B: So you thought we were shooting a skit. [00:28:59] Speaker C: Yes, I did not. [00:29:01] Speaker A: We were trying to land a contract to be able to do any of this. [00:29:04] Speaker C: Oh, we had an idea. Well, we had ideas all planned out. So when we left, just in case. [00:29:09] Speaker A: Like, he asked what we wanted to do, we would have. [00:29:13] Speaker B: So. So Nico wasn't on. Okay, that makes sense. Why? Because he sent pictures the night before of the outfit. [00:29:18] Speaker C: Yeah, right. [00:29:19] Speaker B: Okay, that makes sense. Okay, so now we're. We're on the same page. I just thought you were getting prepared. Okay. No. Showed up looking like a. [00:29:27] Speaker A: Like a homeless bum. Dude. He walked in like, he rolled out of bed. He had a outlick on his hair. Dude. Yeah, it was sticking up on the side. I just. He walked in and in my head, I sighed. I sighed in my head. I went, like, in my head. [00:29:44] Speaker C: Thankfully, he was at that. [00:29:45] Speaker B: And. [00:29:45] Speaker C: Yeah, I did not. That would have thrown me for a world, because I was already thrown for a world once. I walked out like, damn, dude. [00:29:51] Speaker B: What the. [00:29:51] Speaker C: Oh, that was funny, man. Yeah. [00:29:54] Speaker B: This guy, he's probably close to 70, right? So. Yeah, I think he's kind of slow playing it. Not Slow playing it. But, like, he just wanted to meet us and talk about, like, what. What our ideas were. [00:30:03] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:30:04] Speaker B: More than, like, you know, just show up and just, you know, give the. [00:30:07] Speaker A: Whole place, give us money, and do whatever the hell we want in this place of business. You would think he'd want to meet us first. Nigo, you crash me. [00:30:18] Speaker B: I think, honestly, to be honest, we always make fun of Justin for bringing his kid everywhere, even though he's, like, trying to be a good dad. [00:30:24] Speaker A: Trying. It was a good buff. [00:30:27] Speaker B: I think it. I think it worked in our favor because he looked at us as, like, wow, these kids are family guys. [00:30:31] Speaker A: That's. Honestly. So when he walked, it might be the play. [00:30:34] Speaker B: I think it's a good play. [00:30:35] Speaker A: I think it's a wonderful. [00:30:36] Speaker B: I think, like, if you were single, you could get a ton of. With. [00:30:39] Speaker A: Oh, it would just. They'd be just thrown. [00:30:41] Speaker B: Throwing themselves at you. And it works good to land contracts. Yeah. [00:30:45] Speaker A: Well, I think it's a. [00:30:46] Speaker B: For certain people, we look like family men. That's all. We're family, man. We're coming into. [00:30:49] Speaker A: I mean, we are family men. Like, the three of us are all family. We have families. [00:30:55] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:30:55] Speaker A: And we're trying to work with family businesses. [00:31:00] Speaker B: Yep. Speaking of family men. Shooter, bean shooter shirt. How sick is this dude? It's funny with the 69 in the corner. I showed up with this. Yeah. Should have showed up with this. [00:31:11] Speaker A: Bean shooter has some good merch. I'll give him. [00:31:13] Speaker B: Yeah, bean shooter's got. [00:31:14] Speaker A: He's got some good merch. I actually have two videos I want to play you guys. [00:31:18] Speaker C: Okay. [00:31:19] Speaker A: They're Instagram videos. One reminds me of. This is gonna be Al in a couple years. Great. [00:31:27] Speaker B: So just the man. Hopefully retired in a warm country playing golf. [00:31:32] Speaker A: That would be not playing warm state. We're gonna start again because it had no volume. [00:31:37] Speaker B: My name is Trina, and I live. [00:31:38] Speaker A: In Saint Petersburg, Florida. [00:31:40] Speaker B: That perfect. And I'm addicted to coffee enemas. Yes. I've seen this video. I've thought about it. Hasn't been able to function without her. Daily coffee enemas. A procedure where liquid is injected into. [00:31:54] Speaker C: The colon to clean out the lower intestine. [00:31:56] Speaker B: Yes. Probably lose some weight. Too intense. She does up to four every day. I love the way coffee enemas make me feel. [00:32:04] Speaker A: I feel like a sense of euphoria. I absolutely would fall apart without them. [00:32:10] Speaker B: First of all, the only thing that's like, stopped me from doing this. I don't like things in my ass. That's Number one. [00:32:16] Speaker A: Yeah. I mean, I don't think anybody likes things. Well, actually, a lot of people like in there. [00:32:21] Speaker B: We know he does. [00:32:22] Speaker A: Especially we know he goes, I'm mortified. [00:32:26] Speaker C: That's disgusting. [00:32:28] Speaker B: I. I want to hear more about the feeling. I want to hear what, like, what is she feeling after this? [00:32:32] Speaker C: Because I'm gonna throw up. Up that. Oh, I don't even. [00:32:34] Speaker B: Dude, I was so. I was, like, lethargic at basketball the other night, like, to the point where, like, I couldn't even. Like, my hands weren't working. Like, they were, like, trying to grab rebounds and. And they just. If one thing I have is hand eye coordination. Great hand eye coordination. Not the best runner, clearly, but hand eye coordination. You can't beat me yet. I couldn't grab the ball because I didn't have enough. [00:32:54] Speaker A: You were probably dehydrated. No, no, no espresso. This is dehydration. What, you want to talk? [00:32:59] Speaker B: No, no. Because I had a bunch of energy. I had a bunch of energy drinks. No, no electrolyte pockets in water. I. I, trust me, I hydrate because even though my plantar fasciitis is. Is God awful, I just bought insoles. I just had the insoles that coming in tomorrow. My plant of fasciitis asked Justin at work. I was limping. [00:33:16] Speaker A: He was limping. [00:33:17] Speaker C: Can you. Can you give us. Can you give us an update on how your men's league basketball career has started off? [00:33:24] Speaker B: Okay, so I drafted the team knowing I'm going to be one of the worst ones on the team, which is exactly what you want to be. [00:33:29] Speaker C: If you. [00:33:30] Speaker B: There's no. [00:33:31] Speaker C: If you know your role, then yes. [00:33:32] Speaker B: There's no expectation. I don't need to shoot. I don't. I. Okay, so last night, I think I. For three shooting, so not great. [00:33:39] Speaker C: Okay. [00:33:39] Speaker B: One was an airball. I got a little too gassed up. I was like, I'm not. I'm not putting this one short. [00:33:44] Speaker A: Was it from three? [00:33:45] Speaker B: Okay, let me tell you my shooting things for us. Yes. Three. I. Two threes. And then I got, like, a buzzer beat a layup to end the half. But we. We lost by 20. So it was a bad game. We didn't have a. We never big man. We didn't have a big dude. We didn't have Ed Dog. Ed Dog's over in New York with his family, and he's not in there. So Eddie, local union 22s taking games off, which is absolutely ridiculous. First round pick. First round pick wasn't there. [00:34:11] Speaker A: Yeah, you can't have. [00:34:12] Speaker B: We needed that guy to get. I'm looked at as like, I gotta pick up the slack. Because we know Mark's not doing. Because Mark's on the team too. Mark's gonna shoot. Mark hit like two or three threes. So we'll give him. That's. That's a good game for Mark. You know, we'll do that. But at one point, Mark like shorted like 15 threes in a row. I'm like, dude, your legs are tired. You can't even get any power into this. He's like, yeah, dude, I'm dead. I'm like, well, let me come in, dude. Like, like, let me shoot. At least. At least there's a chance. But I. I shot three shots. One shot. I might may or may not have said, bang, that's in. And it was short. Hit the front of the rim. So then the next shot I. Cause then I was like, well, I ain't making it short again. Then I got that fucking put back. But I had like six. Six rebounds. Six turnovers because I was getting rebounds and then losing the ball. Telling you, it was crazy. Oh, man, balls were coming out. I had an offensive 3 second seconds and I had like, terrible. I probably had seven fouls. Yeah, I probably had seven fouls. [00:35:05] Speaker A: And Nico, you're off on Tuesdays, correct? [00:35:08] Speaker C: Yeah, I gotta go. [00:35:09] Speaker A: Like. No, there's. [00:35:10] Speaker C: I gotta go this week. Yeah. [00:35:13] Speaker A: I have 150. Have to go and. And film. [00:35:17] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:35:18] Speaker B: I'm gonna be honest. [00:35:19] Speaker A: So, like, I don't even care if you send me the videos. I'll make something. I'll make a whole. [00:35:24] Speaker B: The good news about me is I play opposite. I'm a play up kind of guy. [00:35:28] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:35:29] Speaker B: So if I know Nico's there, I'm telling you right now, it's not going to be embarrassing. So I would like to. For him to be there. We're talking like championship basketball. When I was like in sixth grade, like, I was never like the best player, but I can get some points. I'm telling you, I put up 25 points in this game and we still lost. And the kid, because the kid wanted to do a fucking spin move for no, absolutely no reason and lost the ball. I still remember that to this day. It was my best game I've ever had. I was like, sixth grade championship game. We ended up losing because of this spin move that Joel. I can't even think of his last name. [00:36:01] Speaker A: I remember Joel. [00:36:02] Speaker B: Dude, talk about religious families. He was a religious family, had like six or seven kids. Great Athlete, but he put this spin move down, got the ball, pickpocket him from. From one of the D flopo boys. I play up to competition, so, like, I'm gonna show out if y'all there. I'll tell you right now. Or at least I'm gonna get. Get 10 to 15 rebounds. That's that. My goal right now is just to get rebounds and kick it out to some of the better plays. That's all. [00:36:28] Speaker A: Like, I just keep, Keep playing legitimately played. I am terrible on offense. I can play defense and I'm. I'm lanky. I'm a defensive guy. It's just, you could say no all you want. I played sports my entire life. [00:36:41] Speaker C: He's just talking. He's just knocking this. [00:36:43] Speaker A: I've played sports my entire life. [00:36:45] Speaker C: He's not letting this one go. The other never let it go after Justin Gold Glove shorts up. [00:36:50] Speaker B: No, it is so. [00:36:51] Speaker A: Anything defensive related? [00:36:53] Speaker B: I think that that game is going to be my worst game. So, like I. The worst game out. I know that for a fact. Good. I'm telling you right now, the espressos. I'll be at 25 espressos come game time. And I just looked this up. What's the most espresso shots ever taken in a day by Guinness Book world records? It was like 24 by some Jack kid who was like. Like, I'm like 24, dude. I had 18 by the time I walked in. I was like at 6 o'clock in the restaurant last night. And that's just not me, not even trying. So 24 shots is so low. I am definitely, I can definitely be the world record holder, Guinness world record holder of espresso shots in a day. It's not even a question. [00:37:30] Speaker A: I think that's something that you should. You just. [00:37:32] Speaker B: I think, I think I should definitely strive to, I guess. So. [00:37:35] Speaker A: It's a 24 hour period. [00:37:37] Speaker B: 24 hours, 24 shots. [00:37:39] Speaker A: Dude, dude, no. You can do more than that. [00:37:40] Speaker B: Way more. [00:37:41] Speaker A: At least 30. [00:37:42] Speaker B: 48. [00:37:43] Speaker A: I think it might be much. You might. [00:37:44] Speaker B: 30 for sure. 30 for sure. [00:37:46] Speaker C: No, I think you're gonna have to take a trip to the hospital after this. Regardless. [00:37:49] Speaker B: That's fine either way. But I think. But see, here's what these people. If I start hammering. Water. Water and pissing and pissing and pissing. This shit's just gonna come out of you. [00:37:58] Speaker A: I would do two shots of water per every shot of espresso. [00:38:02] Speaker B: I. I mean, I'm thinking every eight shots. If I chug like a bottle of water I'll be fine, dude. I could do go all day. I think the only problem is, is getting sign off. That's the toughest. [00:38:12] Speaker A: She'll never. I don't even know that. Never. You gotta do something that you gotta take something that's gonna flush your system out too while you're doing it. [00:38:21] Speaker B: Maybe like a cleanse or something in. [00:38:23] Speaker A: The water that's gonna make you piss some cucabo. [00:38:25] Speaker B: 32 and this kid had the, the vibes of that. This was like mixed like be like decaf beans and regular beans. Like this kid was like even like cheating a little bit. We're going high test espresso. I want to drink mud. So give me like 30, 40 shots of espresso. I'm definitely the world record. I think I, I've honestly think I've done 24 shots in a day. I wouldn't even doubt it. [00:38:47] Speaker A: I'm in the Guinness Book of World Records. [00:38:49] Speaker B: For what? [00:38:50] Speaker A: World's largest secret Santa. I was a part of it. It was a thing on Reddit 2012. I'm in the book. [00:38:56] Speaker B: Your name's in the book. [00:38:57] Speaker A: 100. [00:38:58] Speaker B: How many people? [00:38:59] Speaker A: Oh, it was a lot. It was the world's largest. It was worldwide secret sand know. [00:39:03] Speaker B: I think you have to prove that because I'm a lot of these records, like once people get wind of them, they get broken really quick. [00:39:09] Speaker A: Well, I'm pretty. It's probably broken now, but in 2012 I had it. [00:39:14] Speaker B: Have you mentioned this before on here? [00:39:15] Speaker A: I don't think so. [00:39:16] Speaker B: What did you get for a gift? [00:39:20] Speaker A: It was a painting and painting. It was a painting of something. [00:39:26] Speaker B: I forget you brought a painting with thousands of people there. [00:39:28] Speaker A: No, no, no, it was, it was. You ship it. [00:39:32] Speaker B: Oh. Oh, that's terrible. [00:39:35] Speaker C: Yeah. This has to be like a sign up. [00:39:37] Speaker B: This is like a sign up fake thing. Oh, I thought you guys met up at like a like Mall of America or something and just like all you Exchange Gifts. [00:39:47] Speaker A: No. 2012 World's Largest Secret Santa. There it is. [00:39:55] Speaker B: How many people was it? [00:39:57] Speaker A: We'll find out. 44,000, 805. [00:40:06] Speaker B: That is a lot. I mean that's tough to beat. But I mean like in person, they should give an in person one, don't you think? Like there should be an in person category. [00:40:13] Speaker C: I'm sure there is. [00:40:14] Speaker A: I'm sure there might be. But listen, I'm in there 2012, I'm in the Guinness Book of World Records. [00:40:19] Speaker B: I'm starting to believe I do have this away from this thing that Guinness Book of World Records is a joke, and it's a gaff because it used to mean something back in the day when it was actually used, it don't mean as much anymore. Some of these things that these people do, I sometimes I'll retweet them, put them on the story. Like, this is the easiest thing I've ever seen in my life. Like, one guy's cracking, like, how many eggs can he crack in a minute? Like, infinite number of eggs I could crack in a minute with my. Never mind with, like, my hands. So some of these things are just absolutely ridiculous. [00:40:50] Speaker A: I do have another video for you guys to watch. [00:40:53] Speaker B: Okay. [00:40:54] Speaker C: All right. Is it like View of Discretion? That one. That one. I'm glad you didn't give. [00:40:58] Speaker A: No, no, no. This is this one. [00:40:59] Speaker C: Action. But, like, that was gross. [00:41:01] Speaker B: But just to tie a bone, I'm just. I am thinking about doing a coffee animal before basketball night. [00:41:05] Speaker A: I think you should. [00:41:06] Speaker C: I'm looking forward to it. I will be there courtside to. To see what you do. [00:41:11] Speaker A: I think you need to film some stuff. [00:41:13] Speaker C: I'm the type of person that also, if I know somebody's there, I, I. Or this certain game or certain people I'm playing against, I'll definitely. [00:41:20] Speaker A: Yeah, you always want to play better. [00:41:22] Speaker C: Yeah, you always play. You got to play up. If you don't play up, you're a. All right, all right. [00:41:26] Speaker A: I got a VHS letter in the. [00:41:28] Speaker B: Mail this morning, and I just now opened it and somebody reported me to the state of Michigan because I'm making money on Tick Tock and I. And I driving 2024 BMW. They have caught my food stamps from almost 4000amonth down to $88 a month. They are telling me if I want. [00:41:58] Speaker A: A review that I have to sell my car. [00:42:05] Speaker B: So you're telling me if you were unwelcome. Welfare, food stamps, cash assistance, section 8. You can't drive a nice car. They are forcing me to sell my brand new BMW or I lose almost $4,000 in food sales. [00:42:24] Speaker A: Not only that, they have taken my. [00:42:27] Speaker B: Cash assistance totally away. They are telling me that Section 8 will no longer be paying 95% of. [00:42:35] Speaker C: My rent, only 10% of my rent. [00:42:39] Speaker B: So I will have to pay a little over $400 a month now instead of $60 a month. They can. [00:42:47] Speaker A: It looks like the doge got you too, boo. How fucking crazy are these people? [00:42:54] Speaker B: Yeah, first of all, that girl kind of gives me vibes of someone my brother used to date. That's kind of a whack job online. A little Bit that, that's. [00:43:02] Speaker C: I couldn't get the filter out of my head. [00:43:05] Speaker B: Yeah, she had the filter on which. Absolutely. [00:43:07] Speaker C: It was ridiculous. [00:43:08] Speaker A: These people are nuts, dude. I can't believe, like if you're, you're getting that much money, like, you gotta play it up. Like, don't. You gotta play like you're poor. You can't be driving around in a brand new Mercedes. People are gonna rat on you, dude. [00:43:22] Speaker B: Hey, retard. Put it in someone else's name. You should have put the car in someone else's name. I mean, let's be smart here. You get all this free money money, you're getting that, that car. Okay, My father has like a 2024 BMW. Could even be like a little bit, maybe a 2022. Now that car was like 95, 000. Yeah. So much you want people to cry. Like, that's insane that she's driving that car. She's obviously making decent money on tick tock. We'd have to look to see how many follows she has. This seems like this could be a future Mark Lewis problem. Yeah, like this could happen to Mark. [00:43:55] Speaker A: Lewis, but Mark Lewis isn't the type of person that would be like, like, I'm gonna apply to section eight, I'm gonna get cash assistance. [00:44:03] Speaker B: No, because he's not that dumb. [00:44:04] Speaker A: No, no, he's not that dumb, but he's not like, hey, I'm making money, I'm gonna live within my means A. Or I'm gonna just pay for whatever I have. [00:44:13] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah. Not like, I mean, it's crazy that she, she says what she says and then she's like, yeah, Instead of like 600, instead of like $60, I have to pay $400 a month. [00:44:25] Speaker A: Instead of 60, I'm gonna have to pay. Pay 400amonth. [00:44:29] Speaker B: Wait, she said that's it, 400amonth? [00:44:31] Speaker A: Yeah. Instead of 60. [00:44:32] Speaker C: Instead of 60. [00:44:34] Speaker B: I got my. This is going to sound crazy. I got my kid in a class to make him like more athletic. Like basically like just training them like twice a week to be like doing pilot pylometrics and stuff like that to get him a little faster. [00:44:49] Speaker C: Nice. [00:44:49] Speaker B: That's what he needs to do. [00:44:50] Speaker C: You know he's got a lead bottom. [00:44:52] Speaker B: Yeah. Oh yeah. Cement shoes. I always call them cement feet. So we got them. I spend probably double of that, that double of that a month just on that class. And this girl's cling about all her bills coming to $400 a month when she's clearly making hand over fist where she can afford a 2 20, 24 BMW. What's the lowest amount a 2024 BMW costs? That's what I want to know. I want to know what series she has. Can we get into that? Is that possible to find out what it is? Because if it's one of those, like. [00:45:20] Speaker A: Small for me to find out and. [00:45:21] Speaker B: It'S only like 32,000, then, then I, I, I actually feel where she's coming from. [00:45:26] Speaker C: Well, who's the user, Justin, do you have the user's name? We can look up her Tik Tok. [00:45:30] Speaker A: Give me one second. [00:45:34] Speaker C: I got a. [00:45:37] Speaker A: It doesn't, it doesn't say her name anywhere. [00:45:41] Speaker B: Yeah, Living right response. Living right. [00:45:44] Speaker A: Okay. Living right look on. [00:45:46] Speaker B: Living right on Tik Tok. [00:45:49] Speaker A: But I'm going to look up how much these 2024 BMWs are. That. [00:45:53] Speaker B: Oh, we got a Justin Aquarium video just popped up out of nowhere and he changed his name to Justin Bad Brain. Wow. This is the first time I've opened up Tik Tok in forever. [00:46:01] Speaker C: I can't, unless she, unless she got like her Tik Tok taken down or something. I can't find it. [00:46:12] Speaker B: She was, she was getting 4,000amonth on. [00:46:15] Speaker A: Food stamps, which is insane. [00:46:18] Speaker B: Yeah, that is pretty wild. Four thousand. That's a thousand a week, dude. [00:46:22] Speaker C: A thousand a week. [00:46:23] Speaker A: Ms. The cheapest, the cheapest BMW is 66,695. And the most, and the highest is 90,995. [00:46:34] Speaker B: This is. Okay, so this is kind of goes back to when I, when we went on that little rant about like the Instagram influences that people already don't think. You guys work. And then you're saying you're getting government assistance, but you're clearly making all this money off TikTok. You want people to feel bad for you. People don't feel bad for people like this. You know what I mean? So, yeah, Justin's trying to become an Instagram influencer because he wants this money that this girl's making. Would you agree? Like, would you how, I mean, you're selling yourself out. Would you say yourself out for like 5,000amonth? [00:47:06] Speaker A: 5,000Amonth? [00:47:08] Speaker B: You're already selling it for nothing. Right now you're selling yourself out. [00:47:11] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, 5,000amonth's pretty good. [00:47:12] Speaker B: I'd probably sell myself for five. [00:47:14] Speaker A: I would take 5,000amonth. [00:47:15] Speaker C: I'm selling myself. [00:47:17] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. So just think about this. [00:47:20] Speaker A: There's plenty of money in the pot, guys. That's what I'm saying. It's like all these people are just making a ton of money and I. It's time for me to make some money. I get a kid to feed. [00:47:31] Speaker B: That's what I'm. Wait, hold on a second. This girl's complaining about something else now. Hold on. This girl's just crying about everything. I'm starting to think this ain't even real. I am screwed. They are taking my food stamps. They are taking my cash assistance. They are taking. [00:47:47] Speaker A: Taking my disability. [00:47:49] Speaker B: I didn't know that buying three 24 packs of a Walmart brand pop and. [00:47:57] Speaker A: Then dumping them out in the parking. [00:47:59] Speaker B: Lot to get the deposit for diapers was gonna get me shut off everything. Somebody literally recorded me in the Walmart parking lot, called the cops, and then reported me to the state of Michigan. So, okay, so basically she's saying this is where I'm starting to think that. [00:48:23] Speaker C: This could be fake bird. [00:48:25] Speaker B: Because now she's saying she, she bought. I'm guessing she bought these three 24 packs with her food stamps, which I'm not sure. Does food stamps cover baby stuff? I don't know. I think it would. I think it would cover for baby diapers. [00:48:38] Speaker A: Food stamps does not cover baby diapers. [00:48:40] Speaker B: Okay, so it doesn't cover baby food stamps. [00:48:42] Speaker A: Covers food food. [00:48:43] Speaker B: So $2. [00:48:44] Speaker A: You have Wick then? Wick. No, Wick doesn't even cover baby diapers. Nothing covers baby. [00:48:49] Speaker B: Okay, so she dumped out three 24 packs. That's 72 cans at 10 cents. If she's in Michigan, that's $7 and 20 cents. Justin buys diapers all the time. What is that covering for diapers? [00:49:00] Speaker A: Listen, when I tell you I bought diapers yesterday, I bought diapers and I bought a new car seat for my car because I had to get. [00:49:09] Speaker B: Well, I want. Car seats are expensive. [00:49:10] Speaker A: I had to get it. But it's 350dol. Yeah. For a pack of diapers and a car seat. It's crazy. [00:49:19] Speaker B: I know that. 720 is not buying you diapers. Here, here's the move. Let me tell you the move, lady. Okay? You buy yourself a gift card or something like that, and you do. Then you sell that gift card for like 80%. [00:49:30] Speaker A: But I don't think you can buy a gift card with food stamps. [00:49:33] Speaker B: So this is what you do. You buy a bunch of. You buy a bunch of meat, then you return it and ask to put it on a gift card. Then you take that gift card and sell it. Now listen. [00:49:41] Speaker A: Yeah, but these people aren't doing these steps. [00:49:44] Speaker B: But, but she's dumping out do you know notice steps? [00:49:47] Speaker A: Do you know who does these? [00:49:48] Speaker B: Who? [00:49:48] Speaker C: Drug. [00:49:49] Speaker A: Drug addict. [00:49:49] Speaker B: Yes. [00:49:50] Speaker A: This is a drug addict move. [00:49:52] Speaker B: And I think this girl's a drug addict. She's either a fake. [00:49:56] Speaker C: Listen, you would. [00:49:58] Speaker A: I'm going to tell you the drug addict move. You go, you don't buy, you go, you steal everything. [00:50:04] Speaker B: Okay, so now we're hitting it twice. [00:50:05] Speaker A: Yeah, you steal everything and then you go and return it. Yep, I lost my receipt. [00:50:11] Speaker B: And then they just give you store credit. [00:50:13] Speaker A: They give you the store credit and then you're selling. You sell that store crack, you sell whatever gift card they give you back. Okay, this was $400 worth of food. You go to your fucking neighbor or whatever crackhead person and say, Hey, $200. It's 400 worth of food. You get 50% off all day. They'll give you the 200 bucks or 100 bucks. They don't even care. They'll take it for a hundred bucks because it was a quick lick. Sad that I know that. [00:50:41] Speaker B: Yeah, but I'm saying, like, this, this model ways to do it. This girl having two different reasons. Now, first was the. Now it's because she's dumping pop. This is probably fake, but either way. [00:50:53] Speaker C: This girl, same sentence. Struggling to buy diapers. But you didn't struggle to buy a 2024 BMW. [00:50:59] Speaker B: It doesn't make sense. Okay, so, like, I would say there's no BMW. This girl's driving a. I would say. [00:51:04] Speaker C: Driving this, creating all that. [00:51:06] Speaker B: The only thing she's riding is dick. That's it. [00:51:09] Speaker A: She's taking the MBTA bus. This girl's just doing fucking things to get followers and get negative attention, get people to comment. That's what she's doing. We all know it off. [00:51:21] Speaker B: I want to see if we can find her actual thing, though. Living right hot. Living right Living in America. [00:51:33] Speaker A: Do you guys like, when you comment on a video and just get a ton of likes on, it isn't the best feeling? [00:51:39] Speaker B: Yes, because it's like people agree a cosign and for once and, and you need that. You need that. [00:51:45] Speaker A: You love a good co sign. [00:51:47] Speaker C: It's like you getting signatures. [00:51:50] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:51:54] Speaker B: I, I honestly don't know. No, I can't find fake. [00:51:57] Speaker C: She's fake. She's a fake. She's AI Witch. [00:51:59] Speaker B: She's AI. [00:52:03] Speaker A: Nico. And you know, I hate talking sports all the time, but I need a, I need your take on the current state of the Patriots and what they've done with free agency. [00:52:13] Speaker C: Single mother, current state of the Patriots. I, I, this is Her Mama C. [00:52:19] Speaker B: I got her Mama Courtney. She has 139,000 followers. [00:52:22] Speaker A: Yeah, I can look it up on mine. [00:52:28] Speaker B: Okay, this girl's just making this stuff up. This is her thing on a pink sky guy. Oh, my God, she is such a trash bag. [00:52:37] Speaker C: She's sick. She's sick. What? It's the same post over and over. [00:52:41] Speaker A: Who lets her kids do whatever they please? All right. [00:52:45] Speaker B: Her name is Mama C. Yeah. [00:52:49] Speaker A: M a. M a. Yep. [00:52:50] Speaker B: It's at Mama Courtney and she's live right now. Oh, my gosh. I know she's live. Oh, girl. Oh, I know, I know. [00:53:04] Speaker A: It's like. [00:53:05] Speaker B: Okay, so when I'm making a video, you can tell how sar. Sarcastic I am. The way I'm talking. [00:53:13] Speaker A: I don't see how anybody, like, believes it. [00:53:16] Speaker B: When I first made my first video, I thought to myself, people are going to laugh at me. Push that beam. A babe, you know, for trying to. [00:53:26] Speaker A: You. [00:53:26] Speaker C: She's saying it's all a joke. [00:53:27] Speaker B: Yeah. You know what I mean? [00:53:29] Speaker C: All right, get this. Get Rosie O'Donnell off my. [00:53:32] Speaker B: No matter what. No matter if I tell them it's satire. No matter. It doesn't matter. [00:53:36] Speaker A: They still believe it. I know. [00:53:42] Speaker B: She just stomped out of soda. Hey, Hannah. Hey, Hannah. [00:53:52] Speaker C: All right. [00:53:53] Speaker B: Yeah. So we're done with it. [00:53:54] Speaker C: Yeah, please. [00:53:55] Speaker B: We're done with her. So that was fake. Just like everything else on the Internet's fake. Justin doesn't even like the she's heat salable machine. He doesn't use it. [00:54:02] Speaker A: I think it's incredible. [00:54:03] Speaker B: Yeah, he didn't even mention that he has to charge it, and it can't really. He's going to use it till the battery dies and that's it. [00:54:08] Speaker C: I think she literally. If she didn't say she lived in Michigan, I would have thought she's, like, from, like, Oak Island. [00:54:13] Speaker B: Yeah. That wouldn't be surprising if she's from Oak Island. Trash. [00:54:17] Speaker C: Her roots are from there. [00:54:18] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:54:19] Speaker C: Current state of the Patriots, though, back to that. We have money. We're spending money. We are. We got some. We got some people that are going to start, which is good. We got some football plays, some. Some decent. [00:54:33] Speaker B: Some dogs. [00:54:34] Speaker C: Yeah, we'll. We'll see the draft. [00:54:37] Speaker B: We have the best cornerback tandem in the league right now. [00:54:39] Speaker C: Close, close, close. If. If Carlton can stay healthy. [00:54:44] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:54:44] Speaker C: I think. I think some of his better days were in Tampa. But it does not hurt to have a good number two. Now the whole indication is, like. Is their moves betraying you to believe what they're going to do in the draft, which everybody ultimately is thinking, are they going to take that tackle, Will Campbell? [00:55:00] Speaker B: I'd say no. [00:55:00] Speaker C: I'd say. I'd hope not. [00:55:02] Speaker B: I don't think. I don't think. Trade down. Trade down to like seven. [00:55:05] Speaker C: I don't think you can risk taking a guy that potentially is going to end up being just a middle of the line type of player at number four overall. I wouldn't even mind if you don't take Travis Hunter, which I think that you should. If you don't get the chance to Abdul Kada, which I think that you should, because it really. [00:55:23] Speaker B: Like I said, I think Abdul's going top two with. [00:55:25] Speaker C: I think Vrabel. Vrabel is really doing the whole ins and outs. We're building from the in to the out. So defensively we get. [00:55:33] Speaker B: I. I feel like we're pretty solid. [00:55:35] Speaker C: You just. It's tough. It's whatever they call you call it the Alvin Hopper rule. I don't know if you guys remember the guy, Alvin Hopper, that played the Cowboys, a great number two wide receiver. [00:55:46] Speaker B: Yep. [00:55:47] Speaker C: Then he got a huge deal by the Bucks and he wants to go be their number one, and it just didn't work out. Milton Williams played between Jalen Cotter and Jordan Davis. [00:55:58] Speaker B: I know what you're saying. [00:55:59] Speaker C: You know what I mean? So it's tough for you to sit there and be like, okay, we got this guy that was a monster in the Super Bowl. Legit game wrecker. [00:56:06] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:56:06] Speaker C: All over Mahomes. His ass. You didn't. It's what I was trying to say. Some people is what the. [00:56:13] Speaker A: I don't. I don't think he's the guy. He was not the guy. [00:56:16] Speaker C: So it's. You don't want to take other people's. [00:56:19] Speaker A: He's not. [00:56:20] Speaker C: It's not that other people's trash can't be other people's treasure. I'm not even saying that about the kid. [00:56:24] Speaker A: He was 26, elite though. [00:56:25] Speaker C: He's 26 years old. You listen, give him a chance. Let's see what he can do. But I would. I would say you got to put. [00:56:33] Speaker A: Somebody else next to him. Is that the guy they signed? That was the high. He's the highest paid Patriot ever. [00:56:37] Speaker C: Yes. [00:56:38] Speaker A: Which is just crazy to me. Like when. Well, grand scheme of things, you had Gronk, dude. You had Brady. [00:56:44] Speaker C: Okay. [00:56:45] Speaker A: Edelman. [00:56:45] Speaker C: I mean, you kind of Randy Moss, dude. [00:56:48] Speaker A: How is this guy the highest paid? [00:56:50] Speaker C: Because you're speaking to the old. To the old way of the Patriots. [00:56:54] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:56:54] Speaker C: Do not spend money. [00:56:55] Speaker A: No. And I get that in there. Okay. They want to be more well rounded, more balanced, but they still, at the end of the day, they have fucking four wide receiver threes. [00:57:06] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, yeah, they do. [00:57:08] Speaker B: Well. Yeah. [00:57:08] Speaker C: I think Matt Collins should not be in our starting lineup. My. In my personal opinion, Pop Douglas can be your third wide receiver. I think. I don't know what the fuck. Jalen Polk and Jayvon Baker, if they even make the roster come. Because I don't know, I would trade. I don't know if their attitude don't change, I don't see Vrabel holding up with it. And I see, and I see fourth round picks coming back for Baltimore even. You get fucked and you end up getting a seventh. [00:57:30] Speaker A: I would package Milton and fucking Jalen Polkin. [00:57:33] Speaker C: I ship them out. I think somebody like Joe Milton could potentially be moved in the draft if he gets a lot of. If he gets some buzz. Well, why would they? [00:57:41] Speaker A: Why would they? [00:57:42] Speaker C: Because believe it or not, there are people that think like Justin, that are NFL executives. [00:57:46] Speaker B: So my, My opinion would be this is what I would do. And I've been thinking about the Milton thing a lot. If I was the Patriots, I would send down some PR to go have him wear color out. So now you're showing them working out, like, almost like behind the scenes. You got to do something first. Yeah. [00:58:03] Speaker A: You got to make it. I would create like a, like a competition, though. But I would say, like they're competing for the starting job. I would create that little buzz. [00:58:11] Speaker C: I don't know if you can. You can't do that. [00:58:12] Speaker B: No, no, I wouldn't say that. I'm saying, like, have pr, like the, the social media people. Let's say Nico ran the social media. [00:58:19] Speaker A: Yeah, it would be superstar. [00:58:20] Speaker B: He should go fly out. No, he should go fly down and work out with him. Do another one with someone that's not leaving the team. So basically you're trying to raise this stock. Oh, my God. Joe Milton could throw it 65 yards on his ass. Some retard is going to just pick him up because he can throw it that far. You know what I'm saying? Like Al Davis for the Raiders back in the day only drafted jamarcus Russell for that reason. Because he could throw. [00:58:43] Speaker A: I would. I could have seen him go on to the Raiders. He could have. He could have went to the Browns. He could have went to the Raiders. [00:58:48] Speaker B: That's what I'm saying. So my thing is, like, let's stop propping him up and let's put some on the Social medias that show how. How. Because he's athletic. [00:58:55] Speaker A: But what can you get back for him? [00:58:57] Speaker B: Third round? [00:58:58] Speaker A: Third. [00:58:58] Speaker B: Third's great. [00:58:59] Speaker A: I think third would be great. [00:59:00] Speaker C: A fifth or a sixth. [00:59:02] Speaker A: I think a third would be great for him. [00:59:04] Speaker C: I. I mean, you still got some holes. You really got to land Koopa Cup, I think in my. [00:59:10] Speaker B: And then you get a good wide receiver either. Travis, you're all set. [00:59:15] Speaker A: Koopa cup is. Is mega injury prone and he just, he lost a step. [00:59:20] Speaker B: But he's not needed to be anything but a 2 or a 3. [00:59:23] Speaker A: But for the Patriots right now, he. If we sign Koopa cup, he's needed as the number one. [00:59:27] Speaker B: No, but you have. [00:59:29] Speaker C: Don't make him. Yeah, you don't give him. You don't make him that. [00:59:32] Speaker A: Will he be in the slot or. [00:59:33] Speaker B: Would he be the best wide receiver on our team? [00:59:35] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:59:36] Speaker B: Okay, so then he's your number one. [00:59:37] Speaker A: Him and Pop Douglas, I think he's. [00:59:39] Speaker B: Better than Pop Douglas. [00:59:40] Speaker C: And Kendrick Bourne, he's definitely. [00:59:42] Speaker A: Oh, he's 1000% better than Pop Douglas. But I'm saying him and Pop Douglas are the best two wide receivers. [00:59:47] Speaker B: Kendrick Bourne's pretty good. [00:59:48] Speaker C: I liked, I liked what I seen out of. Listen, I'm a firm believer in like, look what Josh Allen did with like nothing. And I'm just saying. Right. Kahil Shakir is great, you know, Curtis Samuel. And then the next person after that is Keon Coleman, who again was the number one pick. That wasn't really primarily a huge target though for them. If you can keep the quarterback on his feet and he's got athletic ability in which Drake May has shown. And we didn't even mention. I'm not even going to lie. K. Sean Booty did a really good job this year. I thought that K. Sean Booty was probably our most standout wide receiver, which was actually. Yeah. So him. You have him and Pop Douglas. Those should be your three. Those should be your two, two and three. I don't know if K Shawn Booty could be a two. I don't. I don't believe so. I think that he could be a three on the outside. Your third string outside pops your inside get guy and then you work from there. I think, though, if you can keep Drake May up, I'd like another lineman. I know. [01:00:46] Speaker A: And David Andrews just got released, didn't he? [01:00:49] Speaker C: But yeah, they. Yeah. [01:00:51] Speaker A: Which is a bummer. I love. I love David Andrews. He was a patriot. [01:00:55] Speaker B: Yeah. But he's getting old too. Those centers, they can kind of. They don't have even Kelsey. Kelsey's young. Kelsey might be just as old as. As David Andrews. [01:01:03] Speaker C: I don't know. I'm going to guess. I'm going to guess this somewhere around like 32, 33 is old. [01:01:08] Speaker A: Well, you're getting beat up every. [01:01:12] Speaker C: Your next getting slammed. Like just imagine facing Jordan Davis for. For three hours straight. [01:01:18] Speaker A: Yeah, it's brutal. [01:01:19] Speaker C: I'd rather not, but okay. [01:01:21] Speaker A: So the current state of the Patriots is. We don't know what the happening. I think the draft is going to be a big tell. Koopa Cup's probably going to get released. There's not going to be a trade and then release it. Is he officially released? [01:01:34] Speaker C: He was released yesterday. [01:01:35] Speaker A: So what are they waiting for? Sign them on a million. Two million dollar deal. [01:01:41] Speaker C: Well, he's got a. Justin. Justin. I want you to know that Cooper cup's gonna get $12 million. [01:01:46] Speaker A: Oh, I know. I'm just. I'm being. [01:01:48] Speaker C: I guess I get what you. I get. [01:01:49] Speaker B: I would put him on a one year deal. 12 million. It's not that big of a deal. You can't. [01:01:52] Speaker C: I would do two years. 14 million a year. [01:01:55] Speaker B: Okay. [01:01:56] Speaker C: What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do? [01:01:57] Speaker B: That's a good idea. [01:01:58] Speaker C: What are we doing with the money? Are we gonna go build another are we gonna go build another life house. [01:02:02] Speaker A: And on top of the lighthouse? [01:02:03] Speaker C: Yeah, we're going to build something on top of the lighthouse. [01:02:05] Speaker B: We got money benefits, everybody. [01:02:07] Speaker C: Don't let these people. Don't let these people for 5, 10 million walk back to somewhere else. Chris Carbon wants to let go of 20 million on the table and just go 20 million. [01:02:15] Speaker B: He talks. [01:02:16] Speaker C: Whatever, bro. Whatever. Fine. You were in on Ronnie Stanley. You offered 25 million a year for four years. You offered him $100 million. He went back to the Ravens. Oh, what are you going to do? [01:02:25] Speaker B: That happens. [01:02:26] Speaker C: Can't do. [01:02:27] Speaker A: People don't want to pay the taxes in Massachusetts. [01:02:29] Speaker C: I would have given up a fourth Baltimore. [01:02:31] Speaker B: You got to still pay the taxes. [01:02:32] Speaker C: That's not. I would have given up a fourth round pick and trade it for Larry McTunel. That's a really good trade that the Commanders did. Like that's a really good trade. The Bears getting Joe Tooney. Really good trade that the fucking Bears made. [01:02:44] Speaker B: And I love that because it just makes the Kansas City Chiefs worse. [01:02:48] Speaker C: Yeah, the Kansas City Chiefs are now going to go through that. That little motion for the next like three to four years, hopefully. No, I really do think so. [01:02:57] Speaker B: I think so too. [01:02:58] Speaker A: And making it back. [01:02:59] Speaker C: The Piper ultimately Paid where it paid the most. [01:03:02] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:03:03] Speaker B: And I really got one or two years because he's. [01:03:06] Speaker C: If he had a good game, he said he would have retired. He said he can't go out on the game yet. Well, you suck. So you just kind of washed up. So just deal with that how you ever want to deal with it. It's going to be way worse for you than now that you stuck around. You don't block as is. You down like two linemen. You're down like three guys on the defense. I mean, listen, the Patriots were successful figures because Tom Brady made up for so much that they lacked. [01:03:29] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:03:29] Speaker C: They are trying to do the same. [01:03:30] Speaker A: Thing with Patrick and took crazy, crazy price cuts to be able to homes. [01:03:36] Speaker C: That's why I'm trying to. That's what I'm trying to say to you is that the Chiefs definitely doing the patriot way. Yeah. Of the way that they spend and the way that they kind of. How they manage their money. All their money's going towards one faction. It shouldn't, but whatever. That's their problem. Not. We have our own issues, but I think we're in a good spot. [01:03:57] Speaker A: I do have another video for you guys. [01:03:59] Speaker B: He does have another video. [01:04:00] Speaker C: I guess you could say we're in a better spot than yesterday. [01:04:03] Speaker A: Yeah. This is. This is going to be a documentary. It's going to. It's called the Final Chapter. It's Stan Lee, the Final Chapter. You're a big Marvel guy. The creative Marvel. [01:04:13] Speaker C: This is awesome. [01:04:13] Speaker A: So we're going to. We're going to play the trailer. [01:04:15] Speaker B: I heard they treated him like. [01:04:16] Speaker A: This is. What we're going to get into is a lot of controversy. [01:04:22] Speaker B: Who's this freak? [01:04:22] Speaker A: The last four years of Stanley's life, I was his assistant, his confidant, but. [01:04:27] Speaker B: Most importantly, why is he hiring this freak? Freak? Did they gay together? Was Stanley gay? [01:04:35] Speaker A: No, it's a little home assistant. [01:04:37] Speaker C: But also the heartbreaking loves. [01:04:42] Speaker A: Stan spent his final years enduring mistreatment, manipulation and betrayal at the hands of a few very bad actors. [01:04:52] Speaker B: Sternly Ray Gears, San Francisco what do you feel you got to do? Got to do. [01:05:00] Speaker A: At the time, I didn't have the. [01:05:02] Speaker C: Power to stop it, but I did. [01:05:04] Speaker A: Have a camera and I filmed everything. [01:05:07] Speaker B: Seems like, yeah, you were loving it. [01:05:11] Speaker A: Now I'm asking for your help to finish the film and finally get justice for Stan. [01:05:17] Speaker B: This documentary includes first hand accounts from. [01:05:19] Speaker C: Key witnesses, including comic book legends like Rob Liefeld and Roy Thomas, as well. [01:05:26] Speaker A: As many others who saw the chaos and unethical acts this Isn't speculation. It's all on camera, undeniable. [01:05:34] Speaker B: This is old Stan Lee coming at you. [01:05:37] Speaker A: I know you're not old. Irrefutable. I thought I was finished, but apparently I'm not. [01:05:45] Speaker B: Oh, so that, that guy seems like a scumbag. The one that looks like. Who's a singer from Las Vegas. That's who it looks like. It looks like. [01:05:54] Speaker A: I'm going to share with you some. [01:05:55] Speaker B: Insights on the Wayne New, the most. [01:05:57] Speaker A: Well respected creators in the industry. [01:05:59] Speaker B: I'll be honest, I don't. [01:06:00] Speaker A: I didn't know what to expect when I saw the documentary. I knew some of it, but like, so here's my thing, here's my thing, right? This guy that's making the documentary. [01:06:12] Speaker B: I agree. Agree. Because you saw it all happen. [01:06:15] Speaker A: You're seeing this all happen. You're filming all this and then you're saying, oh, now I have the power. No, you're trying to get the power bag, bro. Yeah, you're not fooling anybody. Nobody. You're a grade A loser. And you look like a loser. You probably live in your mother's basement. Go yourself. [01:06:36] Speaker B: Like, I couldn't agree more. This guy to me seems like the biggest loser next to the Wayne Newton guy. [01:06:41] Speaker A: Yeah, like, go yourself, dude. We know what you're doing. Doing. You're not slick. [01:06:46] Speaker B: He probably saw dollar signs as soon as he saw, like they were probably beating the piss out of Stanley, not letting him piss. [01:06:52] Speaker A: I don't even think that that was happening because if you watch some of these videos, it's just like you can see that they're bantering back and forth. [01:06:59] Speaker B: This dude is essentially Jill Biden. [01:07:02] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. [01:07:03] Speaker B: This dude's Joe Biden. [01:07:04] Speaker A: Exactly. [01:07:04] Speaker B: Let this happen. [01:07:05] Speaker A: Exactly. [01:07:06] Speaker B: I only saw the money, saw the. [01:07:07] Speaker A: Dolls, saw the dollars, wanted to get some power. Dude, we know know what game you're playing. [01:07:13] Speaker C: It is terrible that they treated Stan Lee like that. That's terrible. [01:07:16] Speaker A: But how do we know that that's how. What did they treat him like? [01:07:19] Speaker B: We have to watch the movie. [01:07:20] Speaker C: We gotta watch. We got to see what it. [01:07:21] Speaker A: I can film anything to make it look. [01:07:24] Speaker C: Yeah, but also if you're like suffering from something, if you have an illness going on, you like might be like nodding off and like you might want to cut like maybe like the meet and greets an hour and then that big Hawaiian guy's like, nah, you got to stay now. Like, excuse me, why don't you stay another hour? [01:07:39] Speaker A: I know, but if you watch that clip, you see them bantering like he's Smirking like Stanley's, like, joking with them. Like, oh, I thought we got. [01:07:49] Speaker C: I think I, I think it's all how it, how it's supposed to look. It's obviously great PR take. It's got you and it's got you in a bind. I can't wait to watch it. [01:07:57] Speaker A: I can film anything and put dramatic lighting on it and then slow your voice down or make it dramatic. Put music behind it to make it seem way more dramatic, that is, than this. [01:08:08] Speaker B: Say that this is not going to be. It's not going to be as crazy as people think. Like, Stanley wasn't getting whipped. [01:08:15] Speaker A: No, absolutely not. Absolutely not. [01:08:18] Speaker C: Stanley wasn't getting physically beaten. [01:08:19] Speaker A: No, no. [01:08:20] Speaker B: But that would be awesome if, if we did see something like that, like bend over, stand with a paddle, like a DC paddle. They're slapping him with a DC paddle too, instead of just Marvel. [01:08:31] Speaker A: And all these people in the comments are all falling forward, which is incredibly sad, what they put this guy through. Oh, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. It's like, this guy's a loser. We know exactly what you're doing, too. We know exactly what you're doing. [01:08:47] Speaker B: No, I just wonder mostly. [01:08:50] Speaker C: My throat's dry as a nun's cooned. Yeah, we'll. We'll see that. I mean, it does look like a guy was just doing a money grab, but. [01:08:59] Speaker A: Yeah, exactly. [01:09:01] Speaker C: That guy also looks like a. Like he'd be on the bullets and board of every small suburban town to watch out for. And then neighbor. [01:09:07] Speaker A: Exactly. Like this guy. [01:09:09] Speaker B: Apparently Russia, they've agreed to a ceasefire. [01:09:13] Speaker A: Oh, that's good. [01:09:15] Speaker B: Putin and Trump are going to talk. [01:09:17] Speaker A: Yeah, well, they've been talking, so maybe. [01:09:21] Speaker B: That, Maybe that'd be better news for the stock. They've been talking all that. [01:09:23] Speaker A: How about Canada slapping some more tariffs on us? [01:09:27] Speaker B: Well, thank God we don't get too much. The only thing I'm going to say is that it's probably going to me. It's going to me. Hot. God. I. Right now I use Canada wheat, like Canada flour, because they make it. There's an organic. A huge organic mill. [01:09:40] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. [01:09:40] Speaker B: Up in Canada. I've slowly moved off my pasta flower being from Canada because I had. We had a switch there, like mid covert because we were getting it from Kentucky, then Kentucky stopped making it. Now Kansas is back making it. So now I'm getting my shift from Kansas, but my bread flour is from Canada. So wait, when that goes up. 25 to 50 of bag. Bag. Whoa. [01:10:02] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. [01:10:03] Speaker B: Especially not making money on bread anyways. That's gonna be annoying. You're so the little guys. You know the little guys always get. [01:10:13] Speaker A: First and everyone complaining like oh look what Trump did. This is why we're getting the. It's like no. Like Canada's been slapping tariffs on us forever. [01:10:21] Speaker B: Every. We're the only place that doesn't put tariffs on other people. We get to our product gets tariffed to gods. [01:10:27] Speaker A: Exactly. [01:10:28] Speaker B: In other way. [01:10:28] Speaker A: Everything costs so much. [01:10:29] Speaker B: Yeah. Yes. But they. But then when we are trying to put tariffs on people's imp. When we import stuff people panic about it. Listen. [01:10:37] Speaker A: Yeah. This is having your cake and eat it too, dude. [01:10:40] Speaker B: We'll see how it all shakes up. [01:10:42] Speaker A: Start the trade war. I'm ready for it. [01:10:44] Speaker B: Him saying that he's going to get rid of income tax. I did kind of like that. [01:10:47] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:10:47] Speaker B: Get rid of no federal income tax. I love that. If you had to another 20 in your paycheck every week. Yeah. How much you'd be dropping? [01:10:56] Speaker C: Oh baby. [01:10:58] Speaker A: How much like Doge has saved? [01:11:02] Speaker B: It's. It's. It's insane number of billions. It might even be close to a trillion def. [01:11:08] Speaker C: A couple hundred billion trillion dollars. It's a good movie. Shrek 5's coming out. Guys excited? [01:11:17] Speaker A: Yeah, I'm excited. [01:11:19] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:11:20] Speaker A: I mean so far they have saved 150, $15 billion. [01:11:28] Speaker B: It's pretty sick. [01:11:29] Speaker A: And they look at this amount saved per taxpayer that they're trying to give. [01:11:34] Speaker B: Us a check 714 so I'll take a check for like a th000 cuz by the time he's done we'll probably get a couple thousand each. [01:11:43] Speaker A: Some of these like they're going to give it back receipts too. Who is they got receipts. [01:11:48] Speaker B: The government. [01:11:49] Speaker A: Oh. [01:11:50] Speaker B: Now is this a yearly savings? Like this is what they're going to save every year? [01:11:54] Speaker A: Yeah. If not more. These are all the. The things that they're for. [01:12:00] Speaker B: This is why you can't believe in governments for like this. This is why you got to be a libertarian. And like when government control they don't know how to spend money correctly. It's all wasteful spending. They pay all this money. They have all these extra. [01:12:14] Speaker C: What am I looking at? This is the matrix. [01:12:17] Speaker B: This does kind of look like the Matrix. Like red a blue pill. [01:12:20] Speaker A: This is how the. This green column is how much they spent on what? Service. Service executive coaching services. $2 million. [01:12:29] Speaker B: 2 million on coaching? Yeah. That's probably going to like a one like Brian Panuzzo. [01:12:35] Speaker A: You know what I'm saying? [01:12:36] Speaker B: It's a dumb, dumb dude that you don't need it. Vaughn. [01:12:39] Speaker A: 300000 on somebody doing a roll call. [01:12:43] Speaker B: No. [01:12:44] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:12:45] Speaker B: So just calling out people's names. [01:12:47] Speaker A: It's 300 000. [01:12:48] Speaker B: I take that. I'll call someone's name so much. [01:12:52] Speaker A: Dude, give me that job. Some of these things are crazy. 1.3 million being an expert witness. Expert witness of. [01:13:02] Speaker B: Oh well that's. You probably somewhat needed. [01:13:04] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:13:05] Speaker C: But it. [01:13:05] Speaker A: Depending on. Depending on what it was. See if you can click on it. You can. Well, I can't download the whole thing but it just tells you the things that. [01:13:17] Speaker B: Do you know how we could wipe out the debt of society? If you just release the files. [01:13:24] Speaker A: Release the files. [01:13:25] Speaker B: Release all files and just charge people. [01:13:28] Speaker A: You got to have the same thing that if you charge. [01:13:31] Speaker B: If you charge someone $10 to look at the files, like look at the Epstein files. [01:13:35] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:13:36] Speaker B: There would be an absurd amount. Like you get a print PDF, you'd wipe it out instantly. [01:13:40] Speaker A: But here's the thing is only one person will buy it and it'll be all over the Internet. I know. [01:13:44] Speaker B: So how. How do you do that? So that it can't. It has to be away. Maybe it's only a login. You get. [01:13:48] Speaker A: Yeah, there's got to be. Yeah, maybe. Yeah. But someone's going to screenshot it. Yeah, but they got to put a thing in. You know what they should do? Yeah, but then they'll film it on their phone. I was going to say like NFL Network on my phone. I can't screenshot anything. I'm watching a film record it just blacks out. [01:14:04] Speaker B: That's what I'm saying this. There's definitely a way it can be done. [01:14:06] Speaker A: There's a way. But I can film it on my phone. I get it and then post that. So it's. There's. There's workarounds for everybody. Everything. [01:14:13] Speaker B: Right. But granted there's going to be some that's going to get out and then there's going to be some people that are just going to pay. [01:14:17] Speaker A: Well, yeah, absolutely. Yeah. So I mean this world's. We're all. [01:14:24] Speaker B: So. [01:14:25] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:14:25] Speaker B: What I would say government should worry about more important things. Here's what it is. Lower the price of eggs. We need that down because I went to the store, it was like nine to ten dollars for a dozen of eggs. Ridiculous. And there's no eggs on the shelves. It's nuts. As a man who works in the eggs, like it's a heavy part of my business. Like 30. I have to put in eggs. It's Insane how much eggs are. So let's get that down. [01:14:50] Speaker A: Are you just buying eggs from your distributor and bringing them home? Because that's what I would be doing. Well, instead of going to the groceries. [01:14:57] Speaker B: No, no, no. First of all, you're not saving that much money. But I don't. You. I use a liquid egg. [01:15:03] Speaker A: Gotcha. [01:15:03] Speaker B: So mine's already liquefied. So, like, they. They put them through machines, the eggs, and they put a liquid. So because it's easy, instead of cracking, basically making. I'd have to crack, you know, 10,000 eggs in a week. You know, maybe too much so that. [01:15:16] Speaker C: You can't crack that many eggs. [01:15:18] Speaker B: Well, I said I could do it with my car. [01:15:20] Speaker A: It costs too much money in labor to be doing it. [01:15:23] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:15:23] Speaker C: And then, like, if it comes already cracked in the. [01:15:26] Speaker B: You got to worry about shells being in the stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What else was I going with? Oh, you got to make. You got to make the day after the super bowl holiday. Like, this is. [01:15:37] Speaker A: Yeah, it should be. [01:15:38] Speaker B: Oh, my God. Make the holidays. Correct. So the day after the super bowl should be a holiday. And let's get rid of all popcorn ice. All popcorn ice for coffee places. It shouldn't be allowed. [01:15:45] Speaker C: N. I disagree with you, but that's fine. I love that ice. [01:15:49] Speaker B: You like that ice on coffee? [01:15:51] Speaker C: Maybe it's better with soda. [01:15:52] Speaker B: It's way better with soda. It's a soda ice. That's my whole argument about it. Now. I was with someone last night who's like a legit, Loves hookers. He says he loves it with iced coffee, which I could kind of see, because iced coffee's already going in and cold. I'm going from a hot brew getting poured over ice. [01:16:13] Speaker C: I'm not. I'm getting a nice coffee. [01:16:15] Speaker B: So maybe I can. So this is the only thing I'll say is that maybe you're right on that. But then that means that Starbucks needs to have two ice machines. [01:16:22] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:16:22] Speaker B: Give me the big old chunks ice with my. With my espresso, and then give you the fucking losers with the popcorn ice for everything else. [01:16:30] Speaker C: Those fuck bitches. [01:16:32] Speaker A: How do you guys feel about the Sovechkin race? Is he gonna hit it this year? [01:16:36] Speaker C: It's awesome. [01:16:36] Speaker B: He's definitely gonna hit it, but he'll never be better than Gretzky because Gretzky did the other stuff. He'll need. He is. He had assists. He's never going to get there. [01:16:45] Speaker C: Gretzky also got handed a lot of that. A lot of the times back. Back in the day. Go ahead and look it up back in the day. Right. [01:16:54] Speaker B: You're saying the stats weren't as accurate. [01:16:56] Speaker C: Just saying. Let's just say Paul Coffey scores. Okay. How did Paul Coffey get the puck? Let's look on the ice. Oh, 90 nines out there. All right. Throw them down. They would throw Wayne Gretzky's name down there. Like, I think even Gretzky admitted that. Like, he's a. Like, he could go, yeah, but everybody. [01:17:14] Speaker B: But there's two assists, essentially. [01:17:16] Speaker C: Yes, there is, but they can. Like, I'm telling you, that was even. It was even fluffed. I'm not saying Ovechkin's better than Grant Gretzky. [01:17:23] Speaker A: No. [01:17:24] Speaker B: Okay. [01:17:24] Speaker C: Do. I think McDavid could one day be better than Gretzky? For sure. I think it's awesome. I think we're so spoiled as individuals in this life. [01:17:33] Speaker B: Didn't Gretzky get, like, over 200 points, like, multiple times in seasons? [01:17:37] Speaker C: No. Shot in hell. 100. 100. [01:17:41] Speaker B: No, you're wrong. [01:17:43] Speaker A: 200'S crazy. [01:17:44] Speaker B: I'm telling you. [01:17:45] Speaker A: 200'S a lot. [01:17:47] Speaker C: Justin. They play 82 games. They play 80. They play 82 games. [01:17:52] Speaker A: Yeah. That's like four point. [01:17:54] Speaker B: I'm telling you right now, guys. [01:17:55] Speaker A: Okay, well, Vetchkin right now has 886 goals in Wayne Gretzky has 894. So. [01:18:06] Speaker C: Wish I took the bed at the beginning of the year. I gotta get better that. I'm. I'm going in. I'm going in. A hundred dollars on a future. [01:18:11] Speaker A: On. [01:18:11] Speaker C: On. [01:18:12] Speaker B: I'm gonna give you the top four most points in a season. Season. Actually, let me give you the top 10 because it's way better. Let me get. I'll go the top four to start because Gretzky's all top four. 215 points, 212 points, 208 points, 205 points. [01:18:30] Speaker A: It just. [01:18:31] Speaker B: Mario Lemieux, 199 points. Gretzky then got 196 and 183. [01:18:37] Speaker C: Okay, let's. I just want to put in perspective. [01:18:40] Speaker B: He had one year at 92 goals. [01:18:42] Speaker C: Okay, again, in perspective, I just want. [01:18:45] Speaker A: To say that's 40 more goals than. [01:18:48] Speaker B: I'm telling you right now. It's insane. [01:18:51] Speaker C: I just wanna. This just proves my point. [01:18:53] Speaker A: No, I know it does, because it doesn't even make sense. [01:18:55] Speaker B: No. Okay, so we gotta watch highlights. We gotta go back and watch highlights. Go ahead. [01:18:59] Speaker A: Yeah, but highlights are. You gotta go back and watch. [01:19:02] Speaker C: Like, you gotta watch full games. I bet you got assists. He said he Used to get assists for goals. He wasn't even on the ice. [01:19:10] Speaker B: So my, my, my thing is. What the. [01:19:12] Speaker C: Dude, are you crazy? [01:19:13] Speaker B: My. So like if you're gonna. If so Mario Lemieux, right? He played obviously. I think his was in 1995. [01:19:20] Speaker C: Yeah. 199 points in the season's ridiculous too. [01:19:24] Speaker B: 1990, 1989. His was. This is all like mid to late 80s. So why didn't everybody else have it? [01:19:33] Speaker C: I, I don't know. Because hockey was so fucking one sided. [01:19:36] Speaker B: And maybe Donna McDavid had 153 points. It's, it's, it's when you think that you're playing against less people that I think that Connor McDavid's might be more impressive because of the, the caliber of people he's playing against. [01:19:47] Speaker C: The game is totally different now. Yeah, like that's my point. It looks like back 40 years later, you know, like we're talking old wooden sticks. [01:19:56] Speaker B: I mean, for Christ's sake, Connor McDavid into 1980s hockey. You think he could get 200 points if he got 153 in this, in this era, probably, right? They had longer shifts. I bet too they probably have more ice time. [01:20:07] Speaker C: Everything was so much more drawn out. [01:20:09] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:20:09] Speaker C: Alan, if you had a decent shot and could put it on net, I would guarantee you're gonna score because the goalie had a fucking paper mache fucking mask on. Like have you seen, you guys have seen old hockey highlights. Old goals that are school scored in. [01:20:23] Speaker B: Hockey and they never had pads on. [01:20:25] Speaker C: It's the most abysmal thing in the world. [01:20:27] Speaker B: That's what I'm saying. I really do think that you guys are underestimating him. Getting 200 goals four times. I know. [01:20:33] Speaker C: You're saying I'm not that I know for a fact that is fluffed. [01:20:37] Speaker B: No, it's not like It's Babe Ruth 1920, all his stuff was televised. So it's easy to, to figure it out. When you say Babe Ruth or like Ted Williams hit that red seat. Ted Williams never touched that red seat. [01:20:52] Speaker A: All right, here's a quick little thing from. [01:20:55] Speaker C: How about Tristan Cassis? [01:20:56] Speaker A: Hold on on before we move on. [01:20:58] Speaker C: Okay, okay, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. [01:20:59] Speaker B: True astronomical numbers. [01:21:01] Speaker A: 200 plus point seasons. [01:21:03] Speaker C: There's only about a dozen players that. [01:21:05] Speaker B: Reached the 100 point mark. Was it a feeling of power? No, no, no. [01:21:12] Speaker A: I never felt ever a sense of that. [01:21:16] Speaker B: I had really so much respect for my teammates and so much respect for the people I played against, the teams I played against. [01:21:26] Speaker A: And I had this fear of getting cut. I had this fear of having to go to the minors. [01:21:31] Speaker B: So I approached every game and every practice like it was my last. And then I was desperately trying to. [01:21:38] Speaker A: Show that I belonged on that team. [01:21:41] Speaker B: And it was probably something my dad taught me at a young age. And I never really got rid of that feeling, so I never took advantage of what I was or who I was. [01:21:49] Speaker C: Sick. Sick. [01:21:50] Speaker B: Jers looked at it differently. I looked at it like, gosh, I got to be good tonight. I got to be better than it was last game. [01:21:56] Speaker A: And that's why I approached everything during your prime. If you look around the league, it was messier. [01:22:02] Speaker B: It's crazy that he looks more like his son in law. Like his son in law looks more like his son than his actual son. Yeah, he actually, Dustin Johnson looks just like him. Like, they look like they could be father and son. [01:22:14] Speaker A: And there's a quote somewhere in here that said it was harder to score back then then than it would have been now, which just makes no sense. [01:22:21] Speaker B: I don't know why. Does he have given an answer for it? [01:22:23] Speaker A: No, no. [01:22:24] Speaker B: I mean, that wasn't a great video because I thought he was gonna say, like, oh, it was all, all the points. [01:22:28] Speaker C: Me too. [01:22:28] Speaker B: I, I thought it was fluffed. [01:22:30] Speaker A: That's a little bit based off the description. It's probably in there somewhere. [01:22:34] Speaker C: But where he says he gets helped out from. From the rest. [01:22:37] Speaker A: Can we talk about our boy Tommy? [01:22:40] Speaker B: Oh, you mean on a heater of. [01:22:42] Speaker A: All what a heater this kid is on. [01:22:45] Speaker B: I mean, you got Mark Wahlberg giving you the double kiss. That was pretty sick. That was a sick video. That video I've seen in a year. [01:22:51] Speaker A: Look at this. [01:22:51] Speaker C: They're in the family plan, too. Dude, that's. That's huge. [01:22:54] Speaker B: That's huge. I think that's on Netflix, I'm guessing. [01:22:56] Speaker A: Is there anything more fitting for Piuto Poppy than to be dressed like an elf, though? [01:23:01] Speaker B: Well, I don't think he's an elf. I think he's a Christmas tree. [01:23:02] Speaker C: He's a Christmas tree. [01:23:03] Speaker A: Oh, whatever. He looks like a elf. [01:23:05] Speaker B: So. No, I mean, I guess that would be a perfect fit for him because he's kind of small, though. He's on the smaller side. I'm not taking any pudo Poppy slander on this podcast. A. Because I always get. People think I'm pito Poppy. [01:23:17] Speaker A: They do. [01:23:19] Speaker B: My favorite. I think my favorite look. I know. This is a crazy video. It's nuts. Mark Wahlberg is smaller than I thought. [01:23:26] Speaker A: Yeah, I agree. Because I, I, I Feel like we have taller than Tommy. [01:23:31] Speaker B: Yes. The double. The double cheek kiss you got to give credit for. [01:23:38] Speaker A: Yeah, absolutely. [01:23:39] Speaker B: I do think that I could take Mark Wahlberg glasses, shark dropping and really, really fly him out a little bit. He deserves better glasses. Now, if those are municipal glasses, I mean, if you're looking for some slobs to. To. If I push your product, I'm in. [01:23:54] Speaker A: If I only had one word to describe. Whatever they're doing right now is proud. You can't help but not be proud. You got to be proud of them. [01:24:04] Speaker B: Okay. And I. I actually agree. I think that me and Nico can definitely say that you are on record on this podcast saying that prosciutto Poppy was the worst guest we've ever had. [01:24:13] Speaker A: Yeah, that's true. [01:24:14] Speaker B: So for you to say that you're proud of him is kind of shocking. [01:24:17] Speaker A: Well, I mean, it has nothing to do with this character or him as a person. He got up to answer a phone call and never came back on the podcast, so. [01:24:25] Speaker B: Well, that. It was after two and a half hours. [01:24:28] Speaker A: No, it was not after. [01:24:29] Speaker B: Yes, it was. It was so long. It was so. [01:24:33] Speaker C: It wasn't like we just sat down. We've been there for a minute. [01:24:35] Speaker B: Yeah, we've been there forever. And he had no clue. Tommy, like, knew about the podcast. Tommy been all gone a couple times. Tommy knew we were gonna go for ever. People aren't. Aren't used to that. You know what I mean? Yeah, they're not used to going for three hours. A lot of people. [01:24:48] Speaker A: So Raven signed DeAndre Hopkins. [01:24:51] Speaker B: Yeah. 12 million or something. 8 or 12. Yeah. That. You can't be nothing but, like, wow, these kids are doing exactly what a lot of people want to do. They're making all the right moves. [01:25:02] Speaker A: No, I think they're doing every move. [01:25:04] Speaker B: Awesome is on point. [01:25:05] Speaker A: I'm happy Football. [01:25:06] Speaker B: You're only happy because you're seeing them get successful. Success? [01:25:09] Speaker A: What? [01:25:09] Speaker B: That's what it is. You. That you. You. [01:25:11] Speaker A: No, I'm happy because they've been grinding and they're getting success from it. Like, what are you talking about, man? [01:25:16] Speaker B: I don't know. You couldn't even show up to their hat release. I remember that. [01:25:19] Speaker A: I had. [01:25:19] Speaker B: Tommy doesn't forget that. And then you extorted Tommy to make a video. [01:25:23] Speaker A: I didn't extort Tom. [01:25:25] Speaker B: You basically held a gun down as. [01:25:26] Speaker A: Absolutely. I could have made them walk around. [01:25:29] Speaker B: I will say that Tommy got off light, Tom. Tommy took that with stride. He was director, captain. He was in there holding the camera. He, like, he Was like, I think Tommy plenty. I think he was kind of like, in his head, like, I gotta get this over with as quick as possible. [01:25:45] Speaker A: We worked with Tommy. [01:25:47] Speaker B: Mako did not take a try. Michael took this as offense. [01:25:50] Speaker A: If I called Tommy and be like, hey, do you want to do a skit? Like, we want to do a skit. Tommy's the type of kid that would be like, yeah, let's. What do you. What are you thinking? Let's do something. [01:25:59] Speaker B: He still won't get you in the deli, though. [01:26:00] Speaker A: Yeah, whatever. I don't even care. [01:26:02] Speaker B: Do you not care? [01:26:03] Speaker A: No, I really don't. [01:26:06] Speaker B: I've told him many times, whatever you do, don't put Justin in the deli ever. [01:26:10] Speaker A: Yeah, because you're a scumbag. Because I hate it. [01:26:12] Speaker B: I'm not a hater at all, dude. I'm not a hater, dude. One of the biggest. If you are in the deli, I'm in the deli. [01:26:17] Speaker A: Right. [01:26:17] Speaker B: That's how it would probably work. [01:26:18] Speaker A: One of the biggest haters on the planet. [01:26:20] Speaker B: No, that's not what I'm saying. I do, like. I do kind of enjoy when people have a little bit of misery sometimes. Yeah, but that's only so I can laugh about. [01:26:29] Speaker A: Yeah, but you enjoy creating the misery. [01:26:31] Speaker B: Misery for you sometimes. [01:26:32] Speaker A: Do you understand how that would make you. [01:26:35] Speaker B: Last week notwithstanding? Like, I didn't do that for that. Like, that wasn't that. That was. I felt like it needed to be done. But otherwise. Yes, obviously, when stuff isn't serious, I like to really needle people. [01:26:49] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:26:49] Speaker B: So that's you. Yeah. [01:26:51] Speaker A: You're a hater. [01:26:52] Speaker B: Oh, that's. I think that's how I get off. [01:26:53] Speaker A: I think it's you being a hater. [01:26:55] Speaker B: No, that's what it is. I'm not a hater. [01:26:57] Speaker A: Nico, would you agree that that's what it is? [01:26:59] Speaker B: I'm not a hater at all. [01:27:00] Speaker A: Nico. [01:27:00] Speaker B: No. Nico's checked out. [01:27:03] Speaker A: You can't check out if you're showing up late. [01:27:05] Speaker C: Who's a hater? [01:27:07] Speaker B: Justin. Justin's the hater. [01:27:10] Speaker C: Both at the same time. Al, you can be. You can be a hater in your own way for sure. That's on a sports aspect. You. [01:27:19] Speaker B: Oh, no, no. I'm pro the Patriots. Sorry, I apologize. I'm pro the Patriots. I am. You know What? I'm a LeBron hater. [01:27:25] Speaker A: See, Nico didn't even hear the conversation we were having, so it's like he can't even give, like, a proper. Have a take that. [01:27:32] Speaker C: That you hate. [01:27:34] Speaker A: No. What Conversation. Were you listening to? [01:27:38] Speaker C: I. You two having an argument about who's more of a hater? [01:27:42] Speaker A: No, that's not what this conversation was whatsoever. [01:27:45] Speaker B: Kind of close. [01:27:46] Speaker A: It's not even close. He said I was a hater because I said, well, you hate Marco and you hate his success, but this is. This is you just needling. This is you being a hater. [01:27:56] Speaker B: No, I'm not hater. [01:27:56] Speaker A: I'm not your knee needling with him. I'm saying him needling and trying to like him saying, I tell Tommy all the time, whatever you do, don't. In the deli video. It's just him trying to get me. [01:28:11] Speaker B: No, because every time I see Tommy's like, oh, dude. Like, I. I keep telling Justin, we're gonna get you guys in the deli. I'm like, whatever you do, don't put us in the deli. Because I know how mad it gets Justin. Like, that's like that to me. [01:28:23] Speaker A: But it also doesn't get me mad. [01:28:25] Speaker C: As the ultimate antagonist as well. [01:28:27] Speaker A: Exactly. That's my point. He's just a. [01:28:29] Speaker B: That's not a hater. [01:28:30] Speaker A: Antagonize and. Okay, you're an antagonizer. [01:28:33] Speaker B: Yeah, okay, you're. Take that. [01:28:34] Speaker A: You're an antagonist. Yeah, I am approach. [01:28:36] Speaker C: Al is literally the guy playing with the NSYNC puppets on the front of the. [01:28:41] Speaker A: So every time he says that I hate Mako, I'll be further from the. [01:28:45] Speaker B: No, I don't know. I don't know that that would be further from. [01:28:48] Speaker C: I do hate to very hate to very. I will say hate. Very strong word. [01:28:52] Speaker B: I don't think that Jeff hates Mako. I think that he hates Mako's success. No, I think he loves Marco as a person. [01:28:58] Speaker A: I absolute, really don't hate us. [01:29:00] Speaker B: I think he hates. [01:29:00] Speaker A: I don't know how many times I could possibly say it. It's coming right from my mouth. And one thing I am not is a liar. So I don't hate Marco's success whatsoever. Do I understand it to the full extent? No, that's one thing is. But I'm being. I'm being honest. I'm just being. I'm speaking my honest truth. That does not make me a hater. I support him. Hey, good for you, dude. I. I'm glad he doesn't have to go to work. He's part of the reason why I'm like, if he can do it, then absolutely I can do it. [01:29:34] Speaker B: That sounds like a hater. [01:29:35] Speaker A: That's not a hater. That's how I Feel of just a natural state that's not being respected for yourself. [01:29:42] Speaker C: I mean that is true. [01:29:42] Speaker A: Thank you. I can put it into perspective. I appreciate. Does that make me a hater? [01:29:48] Speaker C: No. Have you hated on things before though? [01:29:51] Speaker A: Have we not all? [01:29:53] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:29:53] Speaker A: Okay then. So why is it just me always? [01:29:55] Speaker C: It's not just you always. I was just going back to that. [01:29:58] Speaker B: Both. [01:29:58] Speaker C: Al's a hater theater. [01:29:59] Speaker B: I think that Justin's finally seen ways and he's clearly trying to cop copy some of the things that Marco does or like the like purposely make a content to get sponsors. Would you agree that that should. Would you think that that's a good characterization? [01:30:17] Speaker A: I'm trying to sell my soul, baby. [01:30:19] Speaker B: Okay. [01:30:20] Speaker A: Sell my soul. I'm gonna sell my soul. [01:30:24] Speaker B: Sell my soul. Soul. [01:30:26] Speaker A: I wish. I wish the rock would just offer me to sell my soul. Cuz I would be selling. [01:30:31] Speaker B: Would you put on that dress? I'd put on the dress. [01:30:34] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:30:34] Speaker A: Be well. My willie would be hanging out. [01:30:37] Speaker B: I don't think your willie's that long. [01:30:39] Speaker A: My willie will be dangling. [01:30:41] Speaker B: I don't think. [01:30:41] Speaker A: I don't think it's that long dangling. [01:30:43] Speaker B: I mean someone did say it was sad that time. [01:30:47] Speaker A: Do you see. Do you see what it says? [01:30:48] Speaker B: Listen, it's not me. You act like it's always. [01:30:50] Speaker A: It's always, always something you brought up. He never, never shows. No receipts. Zero receipts ever. [01:30:57] Speaker C: They don't. He's not. He's not Robert Salah. [01:30:59] Speaker A: Never. And there's no receipts. So you know what it's all comes from. [01:31:02] Speaker C: Hey, how did our headphones just all of a sudden work? I know we've been doing this for like an hour, but my headphones have. [01:31:07] Speaker B: Been working the whole time. [01:31:08] Speaker A: Mine have been working the entire time. [01:31:10] Speaker B: Okay, so maybe yours. Maybe something happened with yours was probably loose. We were with it before we started. Well, I feel like we had a few things to say. Now I forget what else do we have to talk about? [01:31:22] Speaker A: I don't know. [01:31:23] Speaker B: Got to. Yep. [01:31:24] Speaker C: I had a. For the first time ever in my life, I had one of the best experiences at a mechanic. And it was. It just so nice. It felt so nice. I had it. [01:31:36] Speaker B: Did you know the mechanic beforehand? [01:31:38] Speaker C: So this is what was going to happen scenario. Brakes were going on the back of that car back had grinding break dust. Whole nine yards that was building up while that was going on. Had my muffler dangling. They told me at the old John T's. Who's not those guys anymore. [01:31:58] Speaker B: Yep. [01:31:59] Speaker C: 600. $600. [01:32:01] Speaker B: That doesn't seem expensive. [01:32:03] Speaker C: Back brakes and rotors. [01:32:04] Speaker B: Okay. [01:32:05] Speaker C: Cuz then I needed an inspection sticker that's well over the D mark. They wouldn't do that. They wouldn't even give me a rejection. Okay, dial it back. Back. I'm on Xbox. I'm literally about to go to some random guy in Winthrop and check if what his price would be right. This kid gets on phone. Hey, man. You know, like he's on the. Is in the party or whatever. He's like, hey, man, like, you ever been to Broadway Motors? I'm like, no. I don't even know what the hell that is. Like, entrepreneur Vera said, yeah. He's like, I'm like to explain where it is. Like, oh. Then all the guys trying to explain. [01:32:37] Speaker B: To me, anyway, it's on Broadway. [01:32:38] Speaker C: Long story short, right after Murray's right on the right hand side. [01:32:41] Speaker B: Okay. [01:32:42] Speaker C: I go. I go in. It's a Monday. [01:32:45] Speaker B: Spanish guy? [01:32:46] Speaker C: No. Italians. No, they're Italians. Yeah. Yep. You know them? I think you. I think you know the brother, Tom Diggorio. Yeah, yeah. [01:32:57] Speaker A: Tommy. [01:32:58] Speaker C: Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. Right over there. Broadway Motors. I don't know if that. I think he said that that was his family spot. And John, the younger brother, works there. Great kids. Kid. Unbelievable service. Took my car in, had it back to me in four hours. Usually when you're doing that, your car's in the shop for a couple days. [01:33:18] Speaker B: Yeah, usually they try to get to it. [01:33:20] Speaker C: Four hour turnover, $375. [01:33:24] Speaker A: Wow. [01:33:25] Speaker B: Now you got a guy. [01:33:26] Speaker C: And through the inspection sticker on there, it cost me like 420. [01:33:30] Speaker B: I was like, you got a guy now? [01:33:32] Speaker C: I got. I said, you have my services for life until I'm dead. Dead and I can't operate a motor vehicle. Anyone that needs someone, I. I would. [01:33:40] Speaker B: Highly recommend you every time for the rest of your life. [01:33:43] Speaker C: I don't care. [01:33:44] Speaker B: You wouldn't even know because you trust them on that first one. [01:33:46] Speaker C: I don't care. It's the first time ever going to a mechanic where I felt like, wow, this is so nice. My car drives. I don't know what they did to it. Besides change the brakes. It rides so nice. I need an oil change. I'm going there. Broadway Motors. [01:34:00] Speaker B: Okay, Motors. [01:34:02] Speaker C: They are there. [01:34:03] Speaker B: Look out. They're going to be sponsoring the podcast. We'll be doing skits from Broadway Motors a month. [01:34:08] Speaker C: That would be fun. We would. We would kill white blue collar skits at jobs. [01:34:15] Speaker B: I've never even thought about doing a skit. Like in terms of a mechanic. Or like. [01:34:19] Speaker C: But it would. But. I know, but that would be hilarious. [01:34:22] Speaker B: I think it'd be awesome. If we had the spot. [01:34:24] Speaker C: That'd be great if we did have some. [01:34:25] Speaker B: I always pitch that to Tommy D. Gregorio. [01:34:29] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:34:29] Speaker B: Or Johnny D. Or Johnny D. We don't even need money for it. [01:34:35] Speaker C: No, we just want it. [01:34:37] Speaker B: I'll take an oil change. [01:34:39] Speaker C: Yeah, that would be sick. That's a good. Hey, everybody. When you guys come in, free inspection stickers. [01:34:44] Speaker B: Do they sell cars there, too? [01:34:46] Speaker C: I don't believe they do. [01:34:48] Speaker B: Like, a good mechanic that sells, like, a couple cars. [01:34:50] Speaker C: It's a huge lot. The thing's huge. I didn't even notice how much space they have over there. Right after Murray's. [01:34:57] Speaker B: Right. [01:34:57] Speaker C: On the. [01:34:57] Speaker B: Right before Mass Murder General. You know, that stupid little fake Mass General. [01:35:02] Speaker C: Before the bridge. [01:35:03] Speaker B: Before the bridge, huh? [01:35:04] Speaker C: Right across from the. That rec center or whatever the. That. That. Whatever that building is. [01:35:10] Speaker B: Okay. [01:35:10] Speaker C: That across the street from that. So I was happy about that. Happy. Got a couple bills paid. Been. Been chipping away. Just. Just cruising. Having a good time. My psoriasis is acting up, which is unfortunate. Gotta scattered. I should go right from here after I go food shop and I should try and find a dermatology appointment and get set up. [01:35:32] Speaker A: Do you have a primary care doc? [01:35:34] Speaker C: I don't have a primary care doctor. [01:35:36] Speaker A: Your biggest thing, get a primary care doctor because they're the ones that are going to set up all these appointments for you. [01:35:41] Speaker C: Okay, so I should do primary care doctor first. [01:35:44] Speaker A: Yes. [01:35:45] Speaker C: But what if I can't get in and see a primary care doctor? [01:35:48] Speaker A: Why? Do you have Mass Health? [01:35:50] Speaker C: Yeah, I mean, I have. Well, sense that I signed up through Call. [01:35:53] Speaker B: Call. [01:35:53] Speaker A: Well, Sense Sons. [01:35:54] Speaker C: Yep. [01:35:55] Speaker A: And say I need a primary care. They'll give you one in the area. They'll book an appointment for you. You'll go for, like a physical and then. [01:36:02] Speaker C: Yeah, I haven't had one of those in 10 years. [01:36:03] Speaker A: Go for a physical and then they'd be like, I got my psoriasis. Whatever. [01:36:06] Speaker C: Right. [01:36:07] Speaker A: They'll make an appointment for you with a dermatologist. [01:36:09] Speaker B: Let me ask you a question, Justin. Yes. [01:36:12] Speaker C: Good looks. [01:36:12] Speaker B: You've got a job. [01:36:13] Speaker A: Yes. [01:36:14] Speaker B: You're trying to get another job. You're doing the social media stuff. That'd be three jobs now. [01:36:17] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:36:19] Speaker B: Do you think the hottest job you would have is trying to make Nico into function? Because I think that this is, like, this. His awful job. I think it's almost on us now. [01:36:28] Speaker A: I know. [01:36:29] Speaker B: To make him. [01:36:30] Speaker A: We're trying to. We're trying to make him. What did your mother call you? [01:36:33] Speaker B: Underdeveloped, 30 year old. [01:36:34] Speaker A: Yeah, we're trying to make a developed. Don't forget them. We're trying to. [01:36:42] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, yeah. [01:36:44] Speaker B: That's going on. [01:36:45] Speaker C: On a grave. [01:36:46] Speaker A: That should be on a T shirt. [01:36:48] Speaker B: Go. If. [01:36:48] Speaker A: If we're going to make a Nico shirt. That's what she developed. [01:36:52] Speaker B: 30 underdeveloped. [01:36:53] Speaker A: 30 year old. [01:36:53] Speaker B: You need to go back on anesthesia and create that thing coming out. Yeah, underdeveloped. Third. [01:36:58] Speaker A: I was on anesthesia when I did make those T shirts. I think that should be. That's not an excuse. [01:37:03] Speaker B: That's. [01:37:03] Speaker A: That's the truth. Usually I do not contact you about everything. [01:37:08] Speaker B: Took you eight days to come up with that excuse. [01:37:10] Speaker A: No, it's not. That's a real thing. I didn't remember it because the anesthesia. [01:37:14] Speaker B: Okay, so the anesthesia. So by the way, Justin, they. They did come back with his results. He doesn't. His gird isn't bad enough to get surgery. So we're gonna have to deal with jacked up. We're gonna have to deal with Justin like this. [01:37:28] Speaker C: Do I have to get surgery? [01:37:29] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. They're gonna cut me right open, bro. If you've seen my. My results. [01:37:35] Speaker B: They were. They were mild at best. [01:37:37] Speaker A: Absolutely. Not actually severe. [01:37:40] Speaker C: So. So I. I know, but back to. [01:37:42] Speaker A: Stage three's King cancer. [01:37:44] Speaker C: Back to what we were talking about. [01:37:46] Speaker A: It's true. [01:37:47] Speaker B: I don't even take anything less than stage four. You have. If you don't have stage four cancer and say stage three GERD is. [01:37:53] Speaker A: Is a different thing. [01:37:55] Speaker B: I know. I'm just saying though, like, I don't even register unless it says. [01:37:58] Speaker C: I swear to God. I think my body the. Acts up off of that I eat. So I'm also interested. [01:38:03] Speaker B: Oh, really? That's a fact? You think that, like, your body changes on what you eat? [01:38:06] Speaker A: Everything does. [01:38:07] Speaker C: I feel like. I feel like it triggers that. [01:38:11] Speaker B: I don't know what that is. [01:38:12] Speaker C: You making a song, Justin? [01:38:15] Speaker B: Oh, I don't know. Justin made a song about this episode, apparently. [01:38:22] Speaker C: Another AI Generated song. [01:38:25] Speaker B: Another AI generated song that I'm sure he. We're going to have to play it five times in a row this time, you know, because we did four times the last time. Yeah, I'm a little excited, I guess, because it's a new thing that he's done. He's never done this before for. [01:38:37] Speaker C: Yeah, I'm interested to see what's highlighted in it and how it sounds. [01:38:42] Speaker B: Maybe underdeveloped 30 roll would be a nice one. Nice little kick on this. It should. The whole. The whole song should just be. What was that Mim song. Do you remember Mims? [01:38:52] Speaker C: This is why I'm under. [01:38:54] Speaker B: I'm. I'm thinking like more like hi hater. Bye hater. And it should just be towards Justin because he's such a hater. He tries to say he's not a hater. He's the biggest hater on the planet. Do you at all fail Nico that he's trying to make content towards 50 year old moms now and he's been trying to on Mako for two years about that. Where he's doing product reviews, he's doing not even food reviews now. He's calling them spotlights. [01:39:19] Speaker C: Spotlight reviews. [01:39:20] Speaker B: He's doing spotlights now. It's not a food, just a few food review. It's a spotlight. Do you feel at all that he's completely changing his content? Content for everything that he on in the past. [01:39:34] Speaker C: I feel like he's definitely taking a 180 because like it's. [01:39:37] Speaker B: It's a full 180. [01:39:38] Speaker C: When I said, when I said to him and he got pissed. He's like you never hate on anything. Like I've hated on plenty of stuff. I'm on the record. I don't have a problem saying that there's stuff that I've hated. But like he's. He's gone out of his way to show hate. [01:39:53] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. [01:39:54] Speaker C: To. To spread hate upon certain things. Things. So you know, just like I said to you, I wasn't. I just didn't single him out. I said that you, you've. You've shown hate. [01:40:05] Speaker B: I'm willing to offer anybody a hundred dollars cash, this includes Nico to find me a clip of him on food reviewers or on this content that he's doing now just so that I can make a clip of you know, the back and forth, the hypocrisy. So I'm giving out a hundred. [01:40:22] Speaker C: Basically Al wants to recreate, create the. This dog is like sleeping on the couch. Like knock the pillow, hit a light. Basically Al wants to create the clip of Mako saying that a movie was absolutely terrible and. And took home every single loss. [01:40:38] Speaker B: Right now I can't make a clip of my shits. Like I'm just too busy right now to do anything. Which kind of sucks because I took full control of the. All this stuff at the wrong possible time. [01:40:48] Speaker C: I know. And I said I would. I said I'll help you and we. [01:40:51] Speaker B: Need one of them. We need one of these. These brainiacs, the one of these sneaky nicks, one of these gay tunnels to come out out of the woodwork and get us some clips of Justin talking out of pocket, which is very often. And then we're going to make some clips. That's what we need. We need some people in there and we're going to start giving money to people. I'm giving money to people with clips. I don't care. Now, if you have any interest in making clips for this podcast or making a little extra money, I'm gonna pay you by the month just so we could have con content coming. Coming out. And I don't give a. I'll take that on me. I do. [01:41:22] Speaker C: No, I will. I'll get in there on you. I'll get in there with you. Depending on what the price is. No, I think I. I'm. I'm. I'm at that point where I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm gonna pay for services. [01:41:32] Speaker B: Yes. [01:41:33] Speaker C: All right. So this is a service that I have no problem. [01:41:35] Speaker B: Hook is as well. He's paying for all services. [01:41:38] Speaker C: I've never gone to hooker. [01:41:39] Speaker B: Really? [01:41:40] Speaker C: Never have gone to hooker. [01:41:41] Speaker B: Yeah, me neither. [01:41:41] Speaker C: I've never paid. I've never paid. Just a new recess. McCoun. I feel like that's an experience. Experience. [01:41:47] Speaker B: I don't know. Didn't she, like, eat your ass? [01:41:49] Speaker C: No, she like put her fingers around my ass. [01:41:52] Speaker B: Oh, she. [01:41:53] Speaker C: During the whole. [01:41:53] Speaker B: During a massage, she never made you ejaculate? [01:41:57] Speaker C: Yes, she did. [01:41:58] Speaker B: I think that counts. Ah, she jerked you. [01:42:02] Speaker C: Jerked me. Blew me. [01:42:04] Speaker B: That's a hooker, dude. [01:42:05] Speaker C: Oh, well, I mean, you just got a massage. Listen, pull up Canada, St. Catherine Street. Fantastic place. If I had a trump and trump impersonation. Absolutely excellent. Love it would go bad. [01:42:20] Speaker B: It's a bad terrible. [01:42:21] Speaker C: Yeah, but that place. Anyhow, I got scouted like a free agent off the street into like a club. We all went to a club. Great Spring tra. Let me just say this. I know it's kind of a scattered thought just to think about that spring break to Canada. That was an impulsive trip with about 10 guys that I grew up with. More than half of us were on the hockey team. And when I say it was one of the best times I've ever had, and I know everybody else can agree because we always reminisce of it. It was one of the best times we've ever had. It was like three non stop nights to just out. We're only 18 and 19 years old with Freshmen in high school. So you can drink there. We went on the Our Cities, a Canadian exchange program, you call it. You go and live in a house there. We go live in a house here. Bada, bada bang. Strip clubs, unbelievable clubs. Very fun. So much life on the streets of St. Catherine Street. We end up. I wanted to go get something to eat. I was starving. It was like three in the morning. I pull up to a sub place. Literally above the sub place is a fluorescent light. Those blinking like gas station lights. It just says X X, X. And I literally looked up and I was like laughing. And me and my buddy Marco, we like, what do you think? And I was just like, oh, well, we came here for one thing. We. I heard all about it. I'm in on it. Next thing I know, they go and do the lineup, sir. Deal. It's still. We went to one place before. That was the funniest occurrence ever. But yeah, I mean, I don't know how. I think I paid a good amount of money. I think I did. I think I paid her like 260, maybe. 200. [01:44:01] Speaker B: Yeah. You could probably get cheaper ones for a hookah. [01:44:04] Speaker C: But when I say a. I wish, I wish my. I was so blackout. When I say this was one of the hottest women I've ever seen. Like Hershey's Hershey, chocolate colored skin. Unbelievable. I'm pretty sure she had like hazel eyes, big curly hair and was like thick. And it was like amazing. [01:44:26] Speaker B: Were you trying. Did you last longer than you were lasting with y'all girl? [01:44:29] Speaker C: Yes, because I was trash. [01:44:32] Speaker B: That was probably the problem, dude. [01:44:34] Speaker C: That was probably. That was part of the problem. That's what upped to a blowy. [01:44:37] Speaker B: Sending me the phone. [01:44:38] Speaker A: I'm trying to download this thing, but you got a metal roof, so nothing downloads. [01:44:44] Speaker C: I've never seen somebody in a. In a cat call strip joint raise a hand and ask a question besides my buddy champs. [01:44:52] Speaker B: So you were in a cat call. What did he ask? What was the question? [01:44:54] Speaker C: All right. So the first place that we went to where everybody kind of got cold feet, me included. Because I really even want to do it, I just kind of got thrown to the fire again. 12 dudes all lined up, get called off the corner, hey, head into this wicked, sketchy building, this huge, dark building. All right, cool. You walk up, there's no elevator. You walk about 10 flights of stairs, sit on two casting call couches. It looks like a porn set. We're sitting across from each other. Some guy fucking pulls up like Pee Wee Herman in a fucking Tuxedo. And he has an accent. And he's like, what English do you. What English do you like? He's like, what. What language do you speak? And we were like, english. And he was like, ladies, present yourselves in English. And, like, did like this weird, like, hand signal and, like, snapped or, like, had like a whip. Everybody was, like, in a daze of, like, what the fuck did we actually just walk into? [01:45:47] Speaker B: How the fuck did you just all get up and leave, dude? [01:45:50] Speaker C: So listen, we're sitting on the couches, about 20 girls in G strings and like, nipple tassels come walking out one after another. The one. The next one's hotter than that than the last one. And you're like. Like, it's Rush Hour. Yes, exactly. Like Rush Hour. They go through all their names. [01:46:09] Speaker B: Rush Hour 2. [01:46:10] Speaker C: Great movie now, everybody. Great movie, right? Everybody's looking around like, who's gonna say something? Who's doing one? Because everybody knows what goes on. And it comes down to it. And it. And it literally comes down to it. Somebody raises their hand. [01:46:31] Speaker B: Hold on. [01:46:32] Speaker C: What are you guys. What are you guys doing? Trying to get. [01:46:35] Speaker B: I can't find it. [01:46:36] Speaker C: Oh, some. One of my buddies raises his hand after everybody has announced their names and was like, hey, ladies, nice to meet all you. It's very nice to be here. Do you guys mind reciting all your names all over again? And the guy got pissed off and just absolutely wanted us to leave. Everyone wanted me to do it. [01:46:55] Speaker B: I can't believe you just walked out with all those hot girls in front of you. [01:46:58] Speaker C: That's it. Walked right out. I was honestly a little shook. I didn't even know how that goes. It honestly, it seemed a little bit like it really was like legit legal prostitution. It was like selling. It was like selling girls. [01:47:13] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. I do got it. I do got it. Never mind. [01:47:15] Speaker A: Mind. Well, I wouldn't play it till that. Let's just. This will be the outro. Unless you got more things to talk about. [01:47:23] Speaker B: Anything else about the hook is, Nico, that you wanted to get on. Get on. You get on the record. [01:47:27] Speaker C: No, never done. [01:47:28] Speaker B: That was the only time, even though he said it wasn't a hooker, it was a massage girl. But he just said he did get blown. [01:47:33] Speaker C: New room massages, whether you get them at holistic spa, they are legal in Canada for. For people to give that type of service, which is a naked body on bone body massage with hot oil. It's fantastic. I highly recommend it because the massage was fantastic. Getting showered, washed in the shower was fantastic. And you Had a choice of either a couch or like this bed futon thing or the Jacuzzi where you could get this massage. In all these significant exchanges done. [01:48:05] Speaker B: Choose. Chose the bed. [01:48:06] Speaker C: Yeah. Because the. I don't know. Honestly, the Jacuzzi kind of threw me me off. [01:48:10] Speaker A: You need to make a nice appointment to holistic sp. [01:48:14] Speaker C: Do you know there's a legit. I had no idea about this. There's like a yellow pages for rub and tug places. [01:48:20] Speaker B: Yes. They used to be called back rubs. [01:48:22] Speaker C: Rug maps, or rub map. [01:48:24] Speaker A: Rub map. [01:48:25] Speaker B: Rub maps. [01:48:26] Speaker C: Ah, Rub maps. Thank you. [01:48:28] Speaker A: This episode is brought to you by Rub maps. [01:48:30] Speaker B: Justin's been a frequent user of that. [01:48:33] Speaker C: Rub and tug the last 10 years and don't catch up. [01:48:36] Speaker A: 15 easy. [01:48:38] Speaker B: That's the last time you go to rub and tug. [01:48:39] Speaker C: I'm honestly about to go on it. Let me see. Let's see what. What's on? [01:48:44] Speaker A: And I heard you guys talking when I was in the bathroom too. You walk away. [01:48:48] Speaker B: Well, I mean, we're just discussing everything that come up. The hater or all that stuff, you know? [01:48:52] Speaker A: Well, no, you. [01:48:53] Speaker B: The content. [01:48:54] Speaker A: I never said that. I didn't feel one way and now I feel this way. So you're making clips for no reason? [01:49:00] Speaker B: No, I. I mean mean, no. [01:49:02] Speaker A: And they're trying to do anything to not make clips themselves. They'll do anything. [01:49:06] Speaker B: So bad brain, you did mention that. [01:49:08] Speaker A: Bad brain will be going down the tubes now that I'm not making all these clips. [01:49:12] Speaker B: You're supposed to be making clips. You're just not allowed to post them. Supposed to collect. We're supposed to send them post that. [01:49:17] Speaker A: That'll make me want to do them. [01:49:19] Speaker C: Wow, this gives you a whole. A whole thing. A whole filter. A price range. [01:49:26] Speaker B: See if holistics on there. [01:49:28] Speaker C: What's to lucky spa. Yeah, you don't say. [01:49:33] Speaker B: I'm not even going to do an Asian accent for that. But that seems like that's a perfect name for an Asian spot. [01:49:37] Speaker A: Oh, you want me to jerk you off? [01:49:39] Speaker B: Oh, you'll come to a lucky spa. [01:49:41] Speaker A: Oh, big strong boy. [01:49:43] Speaker B: Look at big. [01:49:46] Speaker A: Look how big muscles you have. Oh, nice tattoo. I chuck you off. [01:49:51] Speaker B: Now. It's funny that they say that to everybody. [01:49:54] Speaker A: Like if they call every single person. [01:49:55] Speaker B: Boy, they call, you know. [01:49:57] Speaker A: Oh, nice. [01:49:58] Speaker B: The rock a big strong boy. [01:49:59] Speaker A: Dick, you have a. Oh, look at that. [01:50:04] Speaker C: That is aggressive. [01:50:06] Speaker B: They don't know. And they don't even know how to talk. [01:50:08] Speaker A: Oh, let me. Yes, big boy. You come for me. Go. Yes, you do. Good, good, good, good, good. [01:50:13] Speaker C: Yep. [01:50:15] Speaker B: It is on there. What's the price range over there? [01:50:17] Speaker C: 70 reviews. $100 per hour. [01:50:21] Speaker B: So you could get two and a half there. Well, I mean, if we're going by like, your current rate of explosion, he can get 20 in an hour. No. [01:50:31] Speaker A: Ever lasted more than 30 seconds after a full Asian massage? Hand job. Nobody in the history of ever privacy for shower, yes. [01:50:41] Speaker C: Sauna? Yes. Table shower. Yes. Jacuzzi. What the. [01:50:45] Speaker B: Oh, so they could shower you down afterwards. [01:50:47] Speaker C: No Jacuzzi. [01:50:48] Speaker A: Well, they walk wash you before they give you a whole bath. [01:50:51] Speaker C: There's no semi truck. Why is this. [01:50:54] Speaker B: I think that Justin's a in a lot of things. Why is hacking lips isn't one of them? [01:50:58] Speaker A: No, far from it. [01:50:59] Speaker C: Why is. [01:51:00] Speaker B: Not even close. [01:51:00] Speaker C: Why is this on here as a. Is a tab, semi truck pocket? [01:51:04] Speaker B: Like, his lips get bigger and bigger every single time. Like, there's no way. He's not gonna lose his job. He's not gonna lose. He's definitely gonna lose his jaw. Dude. He's worried about his gird. He should worry about is ass like this. Yeah. How then you. What are you going to review then? [01:51:21] Speaker C: Where is it? [01:51:22] Speaker B: Soup. Soupy through the straw. Yeah. He's only doing soup reviews. [01:51:27] Speaker A: Oh, that would be so good. [01:51:28] Speaker C: Can't see the reviews or anything unless you get instant premium access. [01:51:31] Speaker B: I think you should just go there and I think you should, honestly, for the podcast. First of all, there's a guy, his name is. He was a former professional athlete. I want to say basketball. His name's like Kai bands or something like that. Like that. He does. He's been doing actual, like, rub and tug reviews on his, like, only fans. [01:51:49] Speaker A: So good. [01:51:50] Speaker B: Such a good idea. We were gonna do a parody one. [01:51:52] Speaker A: We were gonna do a parody, which. [01:51:55] Speaker B: I might still do. [01:51:55] Speaker A: Add that to the. But I'm never gonna do. [01:51:58] Speaker B: Yeah, that. But the fact that he's actually doing in there. Going in there. [01:52:02] Speaker A: We have a catalog, at least I have written in my phone of at least 15 skits that we need to get done that we just don't take the time to do. [01:52:12] Speaker B: My opinion would be is like, we should probably get that stuff done than doing product reviews. [01:52:15] Speaker A: I. I would agree with you wholeheartedly, but it's hard to get. [01:52:19] Speaker B: And we should probably do that over. [01:52:21] Speaker A: Like, it's hard to get coffee, three, four, five or six people all on the same page to do these things. That's why it's like, it's so hard to collaborate with people. [01:52:31] Speaker B: We really need something out of Nico. That's What? I. I will agree with that. We could use a little something. [01:52:35] Speaker A: I would say that me and you've been carrying the. The boatload we're gonna need. Nico's gonna start paddling. Nico's gonna pick up some sandbags. Right, Nick, you're ready to start? I think he's getting to the right. [01:52:48] Speaker C: State of mind carrying the boats. [01:52:50] Speaker B: Yeah, I think the first step he's going to do is he's going to give us an honest review of Holistic Spa. [01:52:55] Speaker A: Yeah, I think you should. [01:52:56] Speaker B: I think you get point. [01:52:58] Speaker A: Listen, do yourself a favor, Nico. Look at me. Call Holistic spa right now. Call them on the phone. [01:53:04] Speaker C: I don't want to do it right now. [01:53:05] Speaker A: I want you to make an appointment. As soon as this podcast say I'm going to be there at 1:00. [01:53:10] Speaker C: No, no, no, no, no, no, no. [01:53:12] Speaker B: I'm. [01:53:12] Speaker C: I'll do it. I'm. I'm contemplating doing it. It's just that they got. [01:53:15] Speaker B: What are you, retired friends? [01:53:16] Speaker C: It's just that they got. I'm not gonna lie, they got Chinese. I don't. [01:53:20] Speaker A: I'm. [01:53:20] Speaker C: I'm not. You know, this isn't like a race thing, but that's not really my cup of tea. I would rather a Spanish woman. [01:53:25] Speaker B: Yeah, so you got to look for it. You got to look for a Spanish. [01:53:27] Speaker C: I know, I know. [01:53:29] Speaker B: I'm sure there's one in Lynn. [01:53:30] Speaker C: I just was clicking I.1 in Riva. [01:53:33] Speaker B: Spanish. [01:53:33] Speaker A: Yeah, right next to Papa Jacks. [01:53:35] Speaker B: Oh, nice seed. You gotta ask Justin. But Justin don't know anymore because everyone that he went to has probably been broken up. [01:53:40] Speaker A: Yeah, they've been broken up a million times. [01:53:41] Speaker B: Yeah, you got to go to the. [01:53:43] Speaker A: Place that has a billboard. Like just go there, dude. That's. You're going to be safe there. I mean, no, no problems. [01:53:50] Speaker B: I really do think cops shouldn't worry about that. [01:53:52] Speaker A: No, they're all going there. Yeah, there's nothing better than a 55 year old Chinese lady jerking you off after an hour machine massage. Nothing in the world better than that. [01:54:00] Speaker B: It's actually I love you. It's part of the service. [01:54:03] Speaker A: This was me years ago. [01:54:06] Speaker C: The old me. [01:54:07] Speaker A: This is the old me. This is not the me. Now mindful I have to pick Santino. [01:54:13] Speaker B: Let's. Let's hit this hit play on this and this will and then we'll the. [01:54:18] Speaker A: Outro like subscribe, share, follow the patreon. [01:54:23] Speaker B: That Find those clips for me. [01:54:24] Speaker A: I'm find these clips for al of me are. I'll say it here now you can make a clip of this. I dogged on everybody. Now I'm doing it because I will just do it better. Okay, so that's. [01:54:35] Speaker B: So that's the heel portion. [01:54:36] Speaker A: That's the heel portion. [01:54:38] Speaker B: So that's the heel portion. You're going to be better than them. [01:54:40] Speaker A: I'm just better. It is what it is, whether you like it or not. [01:54:43] Speaker B: He's better. [01:54:43] Speaker A: I've been in the. [01:54:44] Speaker B: The. [01:54:44] Speaker A: The food game for 25 years at this point. [01:54:50] Speaker B: So you think you know more about food than everybody? Oh, yeah, absolutely. [01:54:52] Speaker A: Absolutely. [01:54:53] Speaker B: And then you can't eat half the foods. [01:54:54] Speaker A: Doesn't matter. I know what it tastes like. [01:54:57] Speaker B: Okay. Stanley, a legend but they did him so wrong Took his name, took his cash all along Built the world of heroes now he's left in the cold they took the king's crown Left him. [01:55:19] Speaker C: Broken oh, the path stink again Same. [01:55:22] Speaker B: Old pain Used to be kings now we circle in the drain Brady's ghost still haunts these streets Belichick's tears dripped down in defeat Got a Beamer man, I'm feeling real clean all right, I'm pausing it right there for just a second. We just had, like the best off season that we've had in probably 15 years. [01:55:39] Speaker C: Yeah. Yeah. [01:55:40] Speaker B: And he's saying that they still stay. [01:55:42] Speaker A: Well, they got no but Lost my. [01:55:43] Speaker B: Food stamps Now I can't eat Riding smooth but my fridge is bad Fast car, empty plate Life ain't fair Coffee. [01:55:51] Speaker C: Enemas, yeah cleanse my soul Flushing out. [01:55:54] Speaker B: The past trying to stay in control Shot of espresso where the sun don't shine Feeling brand new but lost my mind Justin don't hate Marco. It's all good still ain't friends but misunderstood Al hates Justin. Yeah, that's a fact. But love and hate got the same impact Stanley's gone the pads still suck I got a Beamer but I'm down on luck Coffee's flow and bridges burn Another day, another lesson learned we are so proud of Tommy O. Proud of Tommy. Okay, that's an episode song. That was good. Some things, you know, obviously it. [01:56:49] Speaker A: It. [01:56:49] Speaker C: I'm not gonna lie. At first, 20 seconds was cringy, and then it got better. Yeah, that's. That was my first thoughts. I didn't like how high pitched it was in tone. It was a little bit like. [01:56:57] Speaker B: Yeah, off putting. [01:56:58] Speaker C: It seemed very like white toast. [01:57:00] Speaker A: Well, it was abrupt. [01:57:01] Speaker C: White. White bread. [01:57:02] Speaker B: I feel like there's certain things, you know, I would have done differently, but I can't. I can't control I don't hate, hate Justin at all. Even though that's what he thinks. I'm trying to make him into a better person. [01:57:12] Speaker A: And this is all he's. [01:57:13] Speaker B: It's a lot harder work than I anticipated it to be. [01:57:16] Speaker A: Yep. [01:57:16] Speaker B: You know, 38 years ago. [01:57:17] Speaker A: So. 38 years in. Still not working. [01:57:20] Speaker B: Still not working. [01:57:21] Speaker A: I think you need to change your tactics. [01:57:22] Speaker B: Maybe. Maybe that's what it is. [01:57:24] Speaker A: That's what it is. [01:57:25] Speaker B: Maybe that's what it is. All right, guys, we'll see you next week. As always, you fatsucker. It was his birthday. Birthday. Another year spinning the earth, just being the absolute worst human being on the planet. It's true. So as much as you know, I hate Justin, we all hate the fat sucker. [01:57:44] Speaker A: Yeah, we can't stand that kid. [01:57:47] Speaker B: Just, he's. He is just as close to Justin as one of the most least self aware people on the planet. [01:57:52] Speaker C: No, he take his, his Thanksgiving Day. His Thanksgiving from two years ago takes the cake for the most self absorbed. [01:58:01] Speaker B: You mean when he brought the 12 liter of. Of soda when he was in charge of bringing this? [01:58:05] Speaker C: I mean technically he brought four, but for like a holiday family party of 30 plus people is like, that's, that's so bad. It's like bringing everybody one bottle of water and just being like, yeah, he. [01:58:15] Speaker B: Drinks an entire bottle of Diet Pepsi. How do you think that was gonna. Like, if he brought me my own Diet Pepsi, I probably wouldn't even have on him. Like he should just walked in, gave me a Diet Pepsi and then I wouldn't have called him. [01:58:26] Speaker C: I was with him at the store the time that we did did it the. This last this lady said was like how many times? Like how much should I get? [01:58:32] Speaker A: How do you guys get into full conversations on after we do an outro? Always just makes no sense. [01:58:39] Speaker B: We just can't stop talking. [01:58:40] Speaker A: You just can't shut the up. You like Sabrina, like sometimes just laying in bed and I'm rolled over and she wants to show me stuff on her phone. It's like, I got my glasses off. I'm ready to shut down. [01:58:53] Speaker B: My wife does that a lot. She did that last night and it was pretty. Like I just put the CPAP mask on. Like, come on. Like, you know this ain't happening. Why are you still speaking to me? [01:59:03] Speaker A: And then not only that, she's doing sound effects. She went like this. [01:59:10] Speaker B: So she had the zoomies. [01:59:11] Speaker A: Oh yeah, dude. [01:59:13] Speaker B: See, so she's just. I can picture that heavy with her. [01:59:18] Speaker A: And she's like coming in again. I go, shut the up. You're going to wake Santino. [01:59:25] Speaker B: Up. Up, dude. Yeah, then that would have been on her. [01:59:28] Speaker A: Yeah, no, she would have blamed me. [01:59:30] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. [01:59:31] Speaker C: Well, luckily I don't have that problem. That sounds like a real tough issue that you guys have there. Unfortunately, nothing interrupts me nowadays. Nothing but my internal thoughts. [01:59:42] Speaker B: Nico's wishing he was in that bed with her, making those sounds. [01:59:46] Speaker A: He's just interrupt me. [01:59:49] Speaker B: Nico just probably sits in bed. It's just like, what if I put away those sheets? Yeah, like if I haven't put away those sheets. [01:59:56] Speaker C: It's been a numerous amount of nights where I've stood up and said, I imagine if I just lasted longer in bed, my relationship would have lasted longer. Okay, all right, I'm gone. I'm getting off this. All right? [02:00:05] Speaker A: And on that note, see you next week. [02:00:41] Speaker B: Sa.