Ep 110 | Drones

[00:00:46] Speaker A: I made those homemade. Oh, yeah, but those are homemade cookies. [00:00:50] Speaker B: I did a video with these one time. I was so high and I. I ordered 12 of these at like 3 in the morning. [00:00:56] Speaker A: They're 13 totes. They give you. They give you 13 for an order. They're delicious. It's called a baker's dozen. That's why it's 13. I'm guessing that's why they do it. [00:01:04] Speaker B: I thought baker's dozen was. [00:01:06] Speaker C: It's 13. [00:01:07] Speaker B: It's 16. Oh, no. [00:01:09] Speaker A: Plus one. [00:01:10] Speaker B: I thought it was a dozen and a half. [00:01:12] Speaker C: Well, they call it a baker's dozen. They make. [00:01:14] Speaker A: That'd be 18. [00:01:15] Speaker C: They make 13 because they eat one. That's why it's a baker's duck. [00:01:20] Speaker A: To taste. [00:01:20] Speaker C: They make one to taste. They make an extra one. [00:01:23] Speaker B: All right. I mean, like, that's logical. [00:01:26] Speaker A: It's a logical thing. [00:01:28] Speaker B: It's. [00:01:28] Speaker A: All right. So we're ready to roll. We're here. Bad Brain Pod. The Bad Brain Podcast. How do you. How do you enter? [00:01:35] Speaker C: Welcome to Bad Brain Pod. [00:01:36] Speaker A: Welcome to the Bad Brain Podcast. [00:01:38] Speaker C: The Bad Brain Pod. [00:01:39] Speaker A: The sneak is back. He snuck in. He's. He's extremely late. He's 20 minutes late. That's. [00:01:44] Speaker B: I'm. Yeah, I'm. I'm definitely. I definitely am late. [00:01:48] Speaker A: Going so hot. [00:01:49] Speaker C: We have a 12:30. [00:01:51] Speaker A: He's late. [00:01:52] Speaker C: And he's. He's 20 minutes. [00:01:54] Speaker A: He's late. [00:01:55] Speaker B: No. No exceptions. I'm sorry. Time gets away from you when you. [00:01:59] Speaker A: Where you from? Quincy. [00:02:01] Speaker C: His dead body. [00:02:02] Speaker B: No, no, no, no. I wasn't coming from Quincy, which is like, very. That's why I'm. [00:02:07] Speaker A: That's even worse. [00:02:08] Speaker B: That's why I'm very like, my bad cuz, like, I, I. That one. [00:02:11] Speaker C: Well, what time did you wake up? [00:02:13] Speaker B: You want to be honest? I was up at 9am so wait, wait a second. [00:02:17] Speaker C: You had two hours to get here. [00:02:19] Speaker B: From Everett, which is how long? [00:02:23] Speaker C: 20 minutes. [00:02:24] Speaker B: I could have walked backwards from my place. [00:02:28] Speaker C: Like, what happened? Were you playing, like, a video game? [00:02:31] Speaker B: No, no, I wasn't playing a video game with. No. I found a new game and I'm addicted to it. And that's why I look like this. I did. Yep, that happened. But that. [00:02:39] Speaker C: So it just took you forever to come? [00:02:41] Speaker B: No, Justin. No. It's not even close. It's like, literally. That was like, the least of the worries. [00:02:46] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:02:46] Speaker C: So what happened? Let's get to the bottom. [00:02:50] Speaker B: Woke up. Well, I was on the phone. Phone with the girl right now. She's just coming off of like, her fifth her fifth overnight, which is definitely rough. And they doing fire alarm tax testing in the building. [00:03:02] Speaker A: Beautiful. [00:03:03] Speaker B: Great timing. So we're trying to figure out if she was going to actually leave from there and come here. But you guys know more than anybody what that traffic is like. So like after doing that, like didn't want to leave. And then right before I left, called me, the fire alarm started to go off because she thought it was all over with. So she was panicking. So I had to figure out if she was going to come to my place and sleep obviously, because then she has like an appointment later on today. So. Yeah, but I'm not really like blaming that. I actually like myself. I just took too long and by the time I left my house it was 1056 and I needed to get something to eat. I didn't think out if Al told me he had cookies waiting for me, I wouldn't. [00:03:41] Speaker C: 10:56 to be somewhere at 11 is just a crazy. [00:03:45] Speaker A: Well, it is like a five minute ride. [00:03:46] Speaker B: Well, it. [00:03:47] Speaker C: No, no, it's like 15, 10, 15 minutes depending on traffic. [00:03:52] Speaker B: Just because of how busy it is. Swear to God. That's just because of how busy it is. Like traffic wise. Like he said Justin was. [00:03:59] Speaker A: Justin was late too. He walked in at 1101. [00:04:02] Speaker B: I was not late. [00:04:03] Speaker A: It was 1101. That's a minute late. [00:04:04] Speaker B: I was not just. [00:04:05] Speaker A: You're late if you're not 15 minutes early. That's the way I look at it. [00:04:08] Speaker B: That's. That's a good. That's a good way to look at it. [00:04:10] Speaker C: I walked in at 1059, 1101, 1059. [00:04:14] Speaker A: I looked at my clock and I'm like, wow, he's a minute late. [00:04:16] Speaker C: Your clock is wrong. [00:04:17] Speaker A: No, my. So the apple. My apple's. [00:04:20] Speaker B: That's wrong. I literally left. [00:04:22] Speaker C: You weren't even looking at your phone. [00:04:23] Speaker B: When I literally left the house. [00:04:25] Speaker A: Right in. Looked right at it. [00:04:26] Speaker B: I'm like, who Minutes before the time we were due here. [00:04:29] Speaker A: Yeah, that was wrong. What you jerk off to? Was it memory bank or did you put on a certain video memory bank. You went memory bank. That's rough. Who was the girl? Who was the guy actually you were jerking off to? [00:04:40] Speaker B: Ryan Reynolds. [00:04:41] Speaker A: Yeah, I figured that makes sense. [00:04:43] Speaker B: Buy this T shirt. [00:04:45] Speaker C: Was it one of your ex girlfriends? Justin, let's be real. Nobody jerks off the thought of their significant other when they're jerking. [00:04:52] Speaker B: Justin, let's not try and like back me into a corner. All I'm saying is just take my jerk session. [00:04:59] Speaker C: Here's a Hobby. Here's a hobby. [00:05:01] Speaker B: I was honest enough that that's what I did. Let's just respect the fact that I admitted it and let's just go into it. [00:05:07] Speaker C: Here's a. [00:05:08] Speaker A: No. [00:05:08] Speaker B: Like, no. Can we just go into something else? [00:05:10] Speaker C: We're not going into something else, but I'm not going to talk about you anymore. [00:05:14] Speaker B: All right? [00:05:14] Speaker C: Here's a hard reality to any significant others out there that listen that have a significant other. Your partner is not thinking about you when they jerk off. And I want you both to admit it right now. Look at you. [00:05:30] Speaker A: Not all the time. [00:05:30] Speaker C: Come on, stop it. Nobody's. Listen, nobody's thinking. [00:05:34] Speaker A: I've definitely jerked off to my wife. How's that sound? [00:05:37] Speaker C: Yeah, that's kind of weird. [00:05:38] Speaker A: How's that? [00:05:39] Speaker B: I don't know if you can even, like, really say that that's weird. [00:05:42] Speaker C: It's a little weird to me. [00:05:44] Speaker B: I mean, listen, Potter, I feel like part of jerking off is definitely going to, like, a fantasy land, right? [00:05:50] Speaker C: That's exactly. You're going to fantasy land. If y'all go, okay, there's a difference between porn and memory. If you're jerking from porn, you're obviously not thinking about your wife while you're watching porn. That's retarded. And if you're thinking of off fantasy land, it's fantasy land. I could be thinking about Megan. Good. It doesn't mean I'm thinking about my fucking neighbor. [00:06:12] Speaker B: I mean. No, that. That's. That's true. That is. That is true. I think both. You could play both parts of this. [00:06:19] Speaker A: My arm looks super long right now. It looks like almost like Stretch Armstrong. [00:06:22] Speaker C: Do you know what else is crazy is no. And Nico, I need. I want to know if you think this is crazy. [00:06:28] Speaker B: What? [00:06:28] Speaker C: That this kid uber eated. Uber eats. How do you say that? [00:06:33] Speaker A: Uber eat it. [00:06:34] Speaker B: Uber? [00:06:34] Speaker C: Yeah, I said. [00:06:35] Speaker B: No, you get. No, you could say Uber. You would say uber food. Like, I think that's. You'd understand that. [00:06:40] Speaker C: Okay, so quality cooking to Diet Cokes and then that. [00:06:45] Speaker B: He serious. [00:06:46] Speaker C: He just did two diet large diet Cokes. Listen, McDonald's is two minutes up the street. The only reason the cookies are on there because he was like, I'm embarrassed that I just fucking ordered two Diet Cokes. I need to throw some cookies on there to make me not look like a piece of. [00:07:04] Speaker B: Well, I mean, not if, like, the order in itself doesn't look like a piece of. You're ordering a third baker's dozen worth of cookies and two DCs. Why do you need two Diet Cokes and at before 11:00. [00:07:16] Speaker A: Well, here's what it is. [00:07:17] Speaker B: I can't say about by the way. [00:07:19] Speaker C: But you didn't go coffee. You didn't go espresso today. [00:07:21] Speaker A: Espresso's already down the hatch, buddy. Eight shots. [00:07:24] Speaker C: Okay. [00:07:24] Speaker A: Yeah, I had to be in school 9:30 to 10:30. We're filming at 11. The espresso goes down fast. [00:07:30] Speaker C: Okay. [00:07:31] Speaker A: But yeah, okay, so this is my train of thought. It's 10:50. I go look into the fridge. I need, I need, I want a soda now. [00:07:37] Speaker C: Now. [00:07:38] Speaker A: I need some more caffeine. I'm out of sodas. [00:07:41] Speaker C: You got no sodas. [00:07:42] Speaker A: It's 1050 though. So what are you going to do? Am I going to go rental? So you guys are supposed to be here at 11 to record. [00:07:47] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:07:48] Speaker A: So go on a little Uber app. Who's got the best Diet Coke on the face of the planet? [00:07:51] Speaker B: Up the street, obviously. [00:07:53] Speaker A: McDonald's. Yeah, 0.4 miles away. Could I have got there and came back before both of you got here? Probably because you were late and he was late. I was probably. [00:08:01] Speaker C: I was right on time. Absolutely not. [00:08:03] Speaker B: So you actually could have probably just text me. I was right there. I could have got 40. [00:08:05] Speaker A: Yeah, him too. Him too. He said the same thing, but it doesn't matter. What's wrong with Uber? And two, two large Diet Cokes from McDonald's. [00:08:11] Speaker C: I, I mean, you didn't throw a. [00:08:13] Speaker B: Hash brown in there or something? [00:08:14] Speaker A: No, I threw you 13 cookies at. [00:08:16] Speaker C: 10:30 in the morning. It's a little crazy. [00:08:20] Speaker B: No, you're not wrong. I can't say about UberEats. You guys know I'm like, I'm sinful of what I' what I've ordered over Uber eats. [00:08:27] Speaker A: I think that that's the least amount of worries people are ordering Rubbers, kid. Rubbers and needles. Hypodermic needles. [00:08:34] Speaker C: Rubbers on Uber Eats. [00:08:36] Speaker A: 100%. 100%. We got to go ask an Uber driver who's on Uber before. If you do, you've done Uber before, right? Doordash. If you ever do any of those. [00:08:45] Speaker C: Services or you wait for rubbers is going to have to. That has to take you out. That takes you out of the fucking. [00:08:51] Speaker A: I'll order rubbers right now. I bet you we can get them here in. [00:08:53] Speaker C: Who uses rubbers? [00:08:55] Speaker B: That's. [00:08:56] Speaker A: That's the big. [00:08:56] Speaker C: That's the like. What are talking about losers, I would say. [00:09:00] Speaker A: I would say you'd have to be. I wouldn't even a gay person Wouldn't use. Use a rubble. [00:09:04] Speaker C: Not anymore. They just get a shot in the ass now. [00:09:07] Speaker B: You're big. [00:09:08] Speaker A: You're a big time lame. [00:09:09] Speaker C: A square Now. [00:09:11] Speaker A: I actually, that's funny because I just heard a story that someone that I know who's married doesn't want to get pregnant, but they've been using rubbers, and the rubber came off into the broad, and they had to do plan B. So. Yeah, just pull out. Just pull out. [00:09:27] Speaker C: Pull out, Right? [00:09:28] Speaker A: If you don't want to have a kid, just pull out and just be my pull up. Game's strong. [00:09:32] Speaker C: I mean, how small is your pekka for the rubber to be falling off, whoever that person is? [00:09:36] Speaker A: I don't know. Maybe he was just hard. [00:09:38] Speaker C: Yeah, I doubt it. [00:09:39] Speaker B: Mine's. Mine's like. [00:09:40] Speaker A: Yeah, he's probably. Probably got a pencil down there. [00:09:42] Speaker C: Get a little. [00:09:43] Speaker A: Yeah, like a hot dog in a hallway. [00:09:47] Speaker B: Lost in the sauce. [00:09:49] Speaker A: Yeah. So. Oh, and we might have went out the other night, and I might have been saying, oh, what's your plan B? There's the whole. The whole night just dropping plan B jokes. [00:09:57] Speaker C: I like that. That's good. [00:09:58] Speaker A: You got to do it, you know? [00:09:59] Speaker C: Good. [00:10:00] Speaker A: I got to keep them on their toes, you know? [00:10:04] Speaker C: We've missed you, bud. [00:10:05] Speaker A: We've missed you. [00:10:06] Speaker C: This podcast is falling apart. [00:10:09] Speaker A: Three out of seven. That's Justin. Justin's three. [00:10:12] Speaker C: It's just three. Three out of six. He's 500 right now. [00:10:15] Speaker B: Three out of six. Yeah. No, I've missed. I've missed since the Thanksgiving episode. That was. Oh, man, I forgot the thing. What a piece of. I forgot the. The candy that I had. The thing I picked up. Remember I sent you guys the picture. [00:10:34] Speaker A: Oh, the book of candy. [00:10:34] Speaker B: Booger candy. How crazy is that? [00:10:37] Speaker A: Literally. [00:10:38] Speaker B: Is that the. I've never seen something like that before. [00:10:40] Speaker C: Ever, but I can't believe. [00:10:41] Speaker A: I guess save that for the Christmas episode, I guess. [00:10:43] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:10:44] Speaker A: Can you record next Monday, by the way, since we got you here? [00:10:47] Speaker B: What is. [00:10:48] Speaker A: What is Monday the 23rd? Yeah, we need to do a Christmas episode. We need to get a recording, and. [00:10:53] Speaker C: We'Re doing a little swap. Yes, we will do the swap. [00:10:57] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm off on. [00:10:59] Speaker C: I'm off in a limit. $25 limit, at least. [00:11:03] Speaker A: No limit. [00:11:04] Speaker C: No limit. Okay. [00:11:05] Speaker B: I already know what Al's going to do now since they said no limit. [00:11:09] Speaker C: Condoms, Sexual. [00:11:11] Speaker B: Yeah, it's condoms. [00:11:12] Speaker C: A package of plan B. Yeah, I. [00:11:15] Speaker B: Think next Monday works. I'm off on Mondays. [00:11:18] Speaker C: Al does not want to invite your sister on. [00:11:21] Speaker A: I mean, she just sucks. [00:11:22] Speaker C: Even though she's been on the last two episodes. [00:11:24] Speaker A: She has. She doesn't do it. She brings nothing to the table. One of those stupid stories she told, and she was being weird about the clips. I mean, what's. What's the use of her? [00:11:32] Speaker B: Skylar thinks she's, like, someone has, like. Is. Has, like fame or fortune or something. Dude. To think she had shitty stories. I understand your part, Justin, but she is a shitty guest. Like, it's like. I don't even. [00:11:46] Speaker C: I know, but it's a Christmas family episode. It'll be the. The third time we've done it. Is it the third or the fourth? [00:11:52] Speaker B: Third. [00:11:53] Speaker C: Third. [00:11:53] Speaker A: I'd rather have Mark Lewis on here than have. [00:11:56] Speaker C: Yeah, but we would still have. We would have Fat Sakaron Makan and usually Skyler. But if you want the boots, fine. [00:12:02] Speaker A: Put Skyler on, Skyler off, we'll do six. I don't care. You can put as many people on as you want. [00:12:06] Speaker B: First of all, you gotta. You also gotta think. I think Skyla will not say yes because she'll have to come all the way from New Hampshire now. Yeah. [00:12:14] Speaker A: Plus, she lives in New Hampshire. [00:12:15] Speaker C: Well, she might stay at your dad's. She's been doing that. [00:12:18] Speaker B: She's gonna stay at my dad's when she leaves here on Christmas Eve. [00:12:23] Speaker A: She's staying at your father's? [00:12:24] Speaker B: Yeah, because we're gonna go to my dad's on Christmas Day. [00:12:27] Speaker A: That's good. [00:12:28] Speaker B: Yeah. My dad just actually told me that. [00:12:30] Speaker C: He'S not gonna care if she stays two days. [00:12:33] Speaker B: No, but, you know, what's dog. Speaking of that. That. You brought that up. So Skyler, obviously, you know, works the club, gets out late, so she was gonna stay at my father's, like, during the weekends and stuff. And the landlord lives next door and was saying how, like. Like, you basically. You can't do that. And it's like. I understand it. [00:12:50] Speaker C: Your father's landlord. [00:12:51] Speaker B: Yeah, I understand it from the landlord's perspective. [00:12:54] Speaker A: Is he got, like, a town home. Is that how. Is that how your father's house is set up? [00:12:57] Speaker B: No, my father's got, like, a normal house. It's not like a split entry. Yeah, it's just like, a normal house. [00:13:02] Speaker A: But, like, the guy owns both houses. [00:13:04] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah, I believe so. Okay. But, yeah, it was even, like, when I was, like, kind of going through my thing, my situation. I was just looking for a coach to sleep on. I asked my. [00:13:14] Speaker A: You have a. [00:13:15] Speaker C: You can't have a guest over. [00:13:17] Speaker A: You can't have your kid over. [00:13:18] Speaker C: Is it in the least that makes. [00:13:19] Speaker A: Me want to burn that guy's house? [00:13:20] Speaker B: I. I'm like, dude, I'm like, okay, you denied me. That's one thing. Even though, like, even you're going to tell me, like, oh, my, My son's just trying to get himself back on his feet. He's going to be here for the next, like, whatever it is, four or five weeks until he can get something together. Like, that's okay if you think that's unreasonable. All right, fine, you're a fucking loser. You're a piece of shit loser. But like Skyla to stay like once every weekend like him, for him to be like, oh, if it's a certain amount of times in a month and they're considered a partial, partial guest of the house or. I don't know what he was trying to angle. My father. My father's not really combative. Even though I'm like, dad, like, I can't believe you didn't say something to this guy. [00:14:01] Speaker C: Well, I mean, is it in the lease? [00:14:03] Speaker B: I'm sure it probably is somewhere in documentation. Yeah, that. Which, but it's like, I understand that, Justin, but it's like, yeah, you wouldn't imagine if you were. If you were on. [00:14:13] Speaker C: But it's not an everyday. It's not only an everyday thing, but it's not an every time thing. This is like a brand new situation that she has found herself in. [00:14:22] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:14:22] Speaker C: That she lives in New Hampshire and then works the fucking club and gets out at 4 o'clock in the morning. [00:14:28] Speaker B: And doesn't want to drive an hour and 10 minutes home. [00:14:30] Speaker C: Yeah. Absolutely not. I would tell the guy to fudge off. [00:14:33] Speaker B: I would too. I'm kind of dying to tell the guy to fudge off, but then obviously my dad will. [00:14:37] Speaker A: It puts him in a weird situation. [00:14:39] Speaker B: My dad's like, you can't say anything because what am I going to do? [00:14:42] Speaker A: I was going to text your father this week, see if he wants to go to Flo golf. I know he's been dying too. [00:14:47] Speaker B: My dad would probably say yes in like two seconds. [00:14:50] Speaker A: Yeah, I won't invite you a Marco. [00:14:53] Speaker B: I'm actually there. I'll actually be there tonight. [00:14:56] Speaker A: Oh, is it. Oh, is it on Wednesdays? Wednesday nights. [00:14:59] Speaker C: Is it the One on Route 1? [00:15:00] Speaker A: Yes, one next to Dave's. Hot. [00:15:01] Speaker C: Is it nice? [00:15:02] Speaker A: Yeah, it's wicked nice. It's a good little spot. So I guess we got to get into Justin trying to take over the podcast. He put his name on the podcast thing. Nico did not know about it. [00:15:15] Speaker B: After Justin told me that I did know about him, that I was in the group, I'm like, listen, I understand. I'm not there for food. [00:15:20] Speaker C: I put my hand up. [00:15:21] Speaker B: He did, he did put you in the. But I'm like, I'm trying to find where the this is. I'm. Because our group chat really is like, I would say probably like 9% podcast related, 91 betting related. [00:15:33] Speaker A: I would say that that's probably true. Justin just sends over the 35 legs he puts on every single day. [00:15:39] Speaker B: It's like I can't even say, bro. FanDuel's been posting that people like been hitting like 9, 8, 16 likes. People are calling the whole board. It's crazy. [00:15:50] Speaker A: Yeah, but how many people aren't calling the board? A lot more. [00:15:53] Speaker C: I just hit a nine. [00:15:55] Speaker B: You hit a nine? [00:15:56] Speaker C: Yeah, it was either an eight or nine. [00:15:58] Speaker A: You remember that thing that I told you a couple weeks back that I got a. I got an in for a guy that's really been hitting like an absurd amount? [00:16:05] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah. [00:16:06] Speaker B: And as soon as you said something, the guy when he went off cold. [00:16:09] Speaker A: When I tell you cold as possible. Went so cold. [00:16:13] Speaker B: I'm so. [00:16:13] Speaker A: I went into a mini retirement because it was that cold. It was like, you know, gonna fuck up my Christmas cold. [00:16:23] Speaker B: That's bad. [00:16:24] Speaker A: I feel kind of did up my Christmas a bit because. [00:16:28] Speaker B: Yeah, okay. [00:16:29] Speaker A: Now obviously, since I'm cold. [00:16:31] Speaker B: Yeah, I got you guys. I got you guys actual gifts. [00:16:34] Speaker A: He is as hot as possible again. [00:16:37] Speaker B: So I was hot as possible again, again. Okay. [00:16:40] Speaker A: But I haven't dipped my toes back in the water, so. Oh, here we go. [00:16:44] Speaker C: Just get hurt. [00:16:46] Speaker A: T.J. watt is. Yeah, he's out for the year, isn't he? Or wait, I don't know if he's out for the year. That could be the other guy. [00:16:51] Speaker C: Well, look, because they were offering me. How are they offering me that like that much? Because Lamar has been stinking. They've been saying Joe Burrow constantly. [00:17:02] Speaker A: Yeah, he did just get hurt. [00:17:04] Speaker C: Look. So they're offering me 50, 30, 16. [00:17:10] Speaker A: How many times did you put it in? [00:17:12] Speaker C: I. It's different odds. So like four times. Then I get this bad larian. [00:17:21] Speaker A: You got Florida winning the national championship. [00:17:25] Speaker C: No, it's just that bowl game. Not the national. It's the bowl game versus. They're gonna smash Tolly and they're 14 point favorites. [00:17:35] Speaker A: They're definitely not going to win. Now I feel like. Did you go spread or did you go moneyline? Oh, I know what I wanted to bust your balls. About Justin won a parlay. Listen to this. I gotta look at the parlay odds again. I'm gonna. I'm gonna try to find it right now. What? [00:17:50] Speaker C: The Ravens one minus 1500. [00:17:53] Speaker A: Yes. Perfect. A five leg parlay and he puts in a negative 1500 dollar. [00:17:59] Speaker C: It gave me an extra 30 bucks just for adding them. [00:18:02] Speaker A: So why negative 1500 dollar? [00:18:06] Speaker B: You couldn't have done like an adjusted. [00:18:08] Speaker A: You could adjust the line or throw the line on there. Dude, you throw the money line. [00:18:12] Speaker C: I don't want to play around. [00:18:16] Speaker A: You're like fucking up all your embarrassing. [00:18:18] Speaker B: Is that. Justin, if you probably put that after. You probably put them at like min. You probably would have gotten like plus 800 odds. Yeah, I mean you sold yourself short of money. How about me? [00:18:29] Speaker A: That's it. [00:18:29] Speaker B: How about me? How we want to see the best thing in the world and the worst thing in the world that I'll never do again in my life. That cash out button will never be touched. I cashed out. [00:18:39] Speaker A: I can't respect you. You don't know how to bet if you're putting a negative $1500. I don't know how to reach to a five leg. [00:18:45] Speaker C: What's wrong with my eight leg? [00:18:46] Speaker A: It doesn't matter. You can't respect someone that does something like that. [00:18:51] Speaker C: No, it was just guaranteed money. That's why I took it. [00:18:54] Speaker B: Yeah, Justin. Justin does do the. [00:18:57] Speaker A: But if you're gonna throw it into all like all the. Like if you were doing all favorites, all chalk, like 15 teams, something like that, that would make more sense. But to throw it in a five leg, you're just killing yourself with positive stuff. [00:19:11] Speaker B: I cashed out this one. It was $10 to win. What's that say? 562. Fucking. I didn't think the jets were gonna do anything. Not at all. Cash. If this is fucking dead in the water. They went to the red zone twice. They just pepper in Devonte Adams. Minute left. That last touchdown. Who scored? Breece Hall. Bro. I just sold myself short of like 450 fucking dollars. What a fucking scum bitch. I'm so pissed at myself. [00:19:37] Speaker A: Well, the cash out just means you're a bitch. You're smart, but you're a bitch. [00:19:42] Speaker B: Not smarter. Ignore anything. [00:19:44] Speaker A: You're definitely smart for taking the money. I'm telling you this just listen. This goes back to stocks, to everything. All me and Justin had to do cash out was sell. We could have even waited a week after that high sell. Our lives would be completely different right now. [00:20:02] Speaker C: 100% different. [00:20:03] Speaker A: Completely fucking different. Now Justin's depressed. I'm fucking struggling. We're all struggling. All because of fucking amc. [00:20:13] Speaker C: I blame amc. Whole downfall of my life, that cash out. [00:20:18] Speaker A: All we had to do is hit that cash out button, take your money and go when you have the option. [00:20:21] Speaker C: I would have been able to buy. [00:20:22] Speaker A: A house, found money. You went from twenty dollars to a hundred dollars. That's 5x of what you get. [00:20:28] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah. When you look at it like that. Yeah, yeah. [00:20:30] Speaker A: So cash on money is not. But you. [00:20:32] Speaker B: Mine was. I'm a. [00:20:34] Speaker A: You're a. Because if I rolled that, you're a smart bitch. [00:20:36] Speaker C: But if I rolled that, we're dumb. No, we're not bitches. [00:20:40] Speaker A: No. Yeah, we got big ass balls, but they're broke balls. [00:20:43] Speaker C: Broke balls. [00:20:46] Speaker A: Would you rather be. Would you rather be considered a bitch or would you rather have like big old balls? [00:20:51] Speaker C: Oh, yeah, we. We do have grande huevos. [00:20:54] Speaker A: You want the huevos, huh? [00:20:55] Speaker B: Yeah. You want the huevos? [00:20:55] Speaker A: I'm not the same way. I can't do the cash out stuff. That's what gets me in a lot of fun. [00:20:59] Speaker B: All what it was is. It's tough too, because you know what? I was working while this was all going on. So obviously I got my head. I'm snapping up, looking at the TV constantly. I'm like. I'm telling the security guy, like, who I got for fucking touchdown. Watch the TV. If number 20 scores for the green team, let me know, please. And he. And I was like, I need CD Lamb as well. He's like, all right. And that's when Rashad Bateman and CD Lamb scored back to back. I was like, oh my God, this is. And what a week. My buddy won eighteen hundred dollars. [00:21:31] Speaker C: It's crazy. [00:21:32] Speaker B: Twenty bucks on Nico Collins and Mike Evans to score two touchdowns. [00:21:35] Speaker C: Well, there was a lot of scoring going on. [00:21:37] Speaker A: There was last week, a lot of scoring. [00:21:39] Speaker B: But there was that thing from BR betting. It was like the lowest person to score two touchdowns was like plus 800. [00:21:46] Speaker A: You see that? [00:21:46] Speaker B: There was Bateman, McLaren, Evans. There was so many people. [00:21:51] Speaker A: If you bet those eight people to win to get two touchdowns each, it paid. I think it was like $10 bet, paid $227 million. [00:22:02] Speaker C: I'll tell you, it was like the. [00:22:03] Speaker A: Most craziest numbers jamir I know, but. [00:22:05] Speaker C: Gonna score two touchdowns this week. [00:22:07] Speaker B: So, Justin, that's what I'm talking about. I have. I have that one in. Because you know what, Justin? I was literally looking at the TV yesterday and I'm not. And I literally. It Says Gibbs prepared for heavy work. [00:22:18] Speaker C: I saw that too. Even I said, well, the coach said. [00:22:20] Speaker B: I said, all right, cool. I'm picking you to score. [00:22:24] Speaker C: Dan Campbell said, gibbs better be ready for a heavy workload. [00:22:28] Speaker A: Well, the. The coach basically said. Campbell basically said, like, we can't. We have to rely on our offense. Yeah, they're never. They usually never punt the ball. They are never going to punt the ball again. [00:22:38] Speaker C: No, they're never. [00:22:39] Speaker A: Their defense is in shit. [00:22:40] Speaker C: They like you playing you and Madison. [00:22:42] Speaker B: It. [00:22:43] Speaker A: That's it. That's exactly what it is. Dan Campbell's me. [00:22:45] Speaker C: Dan Campbell is you. If like, you were like, I've never. [00:22:48] Speaker A: Punted the ball of Madden. [00:22:49] Speaker C: Yeah, I know. [00:22:50] Speaker A: And I won't. [00:22:51] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:22:52] Speaker A: Okay. Let me ask you this question. Is Dan Campbell's little hotto routine wearing on anybody? He's winning right now. [00:22:59] Speaker C: No, I love Dan Campbell. He does not weigh on me at all. I love him. I think I'd have just like some of this. [00:23:06] Speaker B: He does. It's like, dude, what the. [00:23:08] Speaker A: Yeah, you just did some like, it's like he literally. [00:23:11] Speaker B: He's like, what are the analytic people say to, like, pun? He's like, why you tell those people go themselves. [00:23:17] Speaker C: How do you not like that? [00:23:18] Speaker B: I do. I like that. Because that's a thousand percent what he's saying. Someone telling him like, Dan, listen, I honestly don't think he's like, nah, we're going for two. It's like, Dan, it's the first quarter. Like, I don't give a. We're going for two right now. I'm kid. [00:23:31] Speaker C: They kicked an onside kick with 15 minutes left or 13 minutes left. [00:23:35] Speaker A: Yeah, he's Justin. [00:23:36] Speaker B: He went for it on like 4th and 6 on his own 36 and he ended in the NFC championship. [00:23:42] Speaker A: Yeah, he's fucking crazy, dude. [00:23:44] Speaker B: That is so stupid. Like, no one thinks to do that. [00:23:46] Speaker C: He's gonna roll the dice. I love it. [00:23:48] Speaker B: I. I don't mind. At least he's not someone guy who doesn't cash out. [00:23:52] Speaker C: Amc. [00:23:52] Speaker A: Oh, he was. [00:23:53] Speaker B: First of all, that's not a guy that cashes out shit. That guy drinks more fucking coffee than this guy. So that's how I know that they two are on the same page. Also, at least he's not somebody that fucking goes back on everything he says. At least he puts his balls on the table and says, look how big my balls are. Yeah, that Stan Campbell says, you think I'm tied it? But I got. Guess what I got big balls. And they're huge. [00:24:15] Speaker C: Broke. [00:24:16] Speaker B: They're not broke. Remember Dan Campbell took over that team. They were a laughing stock. Remember he was crying and shit. [00:24:22] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, he was. [00:24:23] Speaker B: I, I, I love Dan Campbell. I'm so with the Dan Campbell coach of the year. [00:24:29] Speaker C: I think. [00:24:30] Speaker B: No. Who might win coach of the week? [00:24:32] Speaker C: Don't say Sean McDermott. [00:24:33] Speaker B: Sean Payton. [00:24:34] Speaker C: Oh, nah. [00:24:36] Speaker A: For the Broncos. [00:24:36] Speaker B: Are you kidding me? If you don't think the Broncos are the biggest surprise in the NFL this year. [00:24:41] Speaker C: I mean, their defense has kept them bunch of games B Knicks playing. [00:24:46] Speaker B: B. Knicks is playing service football playing good. [00:24:48] Speaker C: But he started off really slow. Speaking of, you're going to see your boy cousins got benched. How do you think that's going to. Why are horrible. Cousins has been playing such bad football. [00:25:04] Speaker B: I don't be winning daily. [00:25:07] Speaker A: They're putting penis in. [00:25:09] Speaker B: They're putting Michael penis in. Maybe Kirk Cousins is nursing injury and they're like sitting them back. Because I don't think that they like really? [00:25:15] Speaker A: No, I just think that they don't like that he's throwing a ton of interceptions. [00:25:18] Speaker C: Yeah. He's not playing good. [00:25:20] Speaker B: He's turned over the ball. I got turns over the ball. [00:25:23] Speaker C: John. [00:25:24] Speaker B: And their defense and they are also, unfortunately, Justin Planche, just shitty people. Yeah. [00:25:30] Speaker C: They haven't. They're not winning. [00:25:31] Speaker B: I'm excited. I don't think the Chiefs are going to win it this year. I don't think that the way that they play football, you can win when it matters. Yeah, I don't give a about that. Like, about him. I mean, I think he'll be fine. [00:25:43] Speaker C: Shitty teams and they've won off like a blocked field goal. They got. They always were handing them up. [00:25:48] Speaker B: I know. [00:25:49] Speaker C: Victories. [00:25:49] Speaker B: You know what? We do it though, too. We come from a realm where we've definitely escaped out wins like that. We can't. I can't sit here and be mad at people winning because we did it for like 20 years in a row. [00:25:59] Speaker A: But we also scored points. They're not even scoring points. [00:26:02] Speaker B: We did. They're winning like 19 to 16. They're just kicking four fields. [00:26:06] Speaker A: They're the only team that hasn't scored with a winning record that hasn't scored over 30 points. Every other team's like 2 and 10. We're 3 and 11. Another team's like 4 and whatever. 10 and they're 13. [00:26:19] Speaker B: Bro. We are so it's again back to the same stuff. It's so annoying. He's a great kid. It's, it's fun. It's so. It's only fun to watch for so much. But like, dude, I'd be shutting off games after the first half. I'm like, all right, chalk it up. We're good. There ain't no shot in hell. Listen, I don't want to get into it all now. It's a little bit early, but let's. [00:26:38] Speaker C: Just watch the team lose. [00:26:40] Speaker B: Let's just be really Justin. And you got. [00:26:42] Speaker A: You got to look at the positives. [00:26:44] Speaker B: If. Yeah, sure. [00:26:46] Speaker A: And it's. There's two numbers that they're projected to. [00:26:49] Speaker C: Draft this running back, number 10, Aaron who. [00:26:52] Speaker A: No, we shouldn't do Shanti or John T. Whatever the. His name is. [00:26:55] Speaker C: John T. Right. [00:26:56] Speaker A: Ashton Johnson. [00:26:57] Speaker B: Ashton Genti. [00:26:58] Speaker A: Genti. [00:26:59] Speaker C: Genti's nasty, isn't he? [00:27:01] Speaker B: We don't need that. He's definitely nasty, right? We don't need that. He is nasty. And will he probably be a first round pick? Yeah. If someone doesn't pick him in the first round. [00:27:09] Speaker A: Boise. [00:27:09] Speaker B: Boise State. Yeah. The cool thing about the. Not to get sidetracked about the whole College Football Playoff now and being reestablished like that with 12 teams, you get to see a kid like that on like a real prime time stage play, like actual talent. So let's see what's going on instead of playing some Mack. West Nevada, South Dakota State, dog piss. Yeah, but let's see what he. Because I'm not gonna lie. [00:27:29] Speaker A: Have you guys seen. [00:27:29] Speaker B: Have you guys seen some of the runs that he's had? [00:27:31] Speaker A: Yeah, they're pretty. [00:27:32] Speaker B: No one knows how to tackle. Yeah, like, he's not the size of Derrick Henry. He's very small, very strong. But, like, he might etn. Actually, do you remember? Do you remember J A jai? [00:27:45] Speaker A: Yeah. No, I don't. No, no, not jj. JJ was real small. [00:27:50] Speaker B: JJ was big. [00:27:51] Speaker A: No, Jai. The kid that played for the Colts. [00:27:54] Speaker B: No, you're thinking of somebody else. I'm thinking about the guy that played for the Dolphins with the dreads. J A jai. Anyhow, I. I mean, I think. I think that'll be. I think it'll be good. I think that'll. I think it'll be good. I'll be straight. [00:28:06] Speaker C: Ricky Williams had dreads in place. [00:28:09] Speaker A: I'm gonna circle back here to the Patriots because you guys are consistently negative. We knew from the job. [00:28:14] Speaker B: Consistently negative. I'm realistic. It's totally new. [00:28:16] Speaker A: From the jump. [00:28:17] Speaker C: No, he needs help. [00:28:18] Speaker A: We all said that we. They were going to barely win four games. [00:28:21] Speaker C: Yeah, well, they're not going. We all. When you say. We all said. [00:28:25] Speaker A: We all said that. Even me. You can go back to the thing I said, this is a rebound, yet I'm not expecting anything from the team. What we said was out. No, we did, because you said he. [00:28:34] Speaker B: What? [00:28:35] Speaker A: They weren't going to win four games. So they're at three wins. Why would it not be? [00:28:39] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. [00:28:40] Speaker B: So, I mean. Yeah. [00:28:41] Speaker C: Well, what do they have? Buffalo Jets. [00:28:43] Speaker A: It's exactly what everyone thought. [00:28:45] Speaker B: Charges. Buffalo. [00:28:46] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:28:46] Speaker B: They don't get the ball run down our fucking throat. [00:28:48] Speaker A: Anyways. You got to give credit to my man Christian Gonzalez shutting down. He is real deal Holyfield. [00:28:58] Speaker C: He's a bright spot. [00:28:59] Speaker A: Drake May is real deal Holyfield. [00:29:02] Speaker C: Every first of all playing offense now every whole. What's his name? Marcus Jones. [00:29:09] Speaker A: He was playing, he's been playing offense. He's supposed to play a few plays on offense. He's too fast not to play an. [00:29:13] Speaker C: Offense now that's our offenses. [00:29:16] Speaker A: But he, he's going to play for the rest of eternity. He's too fast not to. You throw him a screen pass, he could take it anywhere. But these. You got to give credit to some of the good guys on the team, right now you add a couple pieces to the team, you got the guy. Would you say that Drake May feels like he's the guy? Even his interceptions that he has thrown. Jalen Pogs interception, he basically handed it the guy. Did you see that? Oh, I need to get off the team. [00:29:43] Speaker B: He's not the best. The best Jalen Polk that we've seen was the practice we went to that was. I swear to God, that was the best version of J. Poke. I made that one dive and catch, remember? Made a diving catch across the field. [00:29:55] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:29:55] Speaker B: And we ended up seeing the replay of it. [00:29:57] Speaker A: I don't want anybody besides one guy. The guy from. What's it called? Arizona. Tetron McMillan or whatever. [00:30:03] Speaker B: Oh, TMac. [00:30:03] Speaker A: T. Mac. [00:30:04] Speaker B: Victoria McMillan. [00:30:05] Speaker A: Yeah, I think that's who I want. Travis Hunter. [00:30:08] Speaker B: Okay, but what if I told you that he. Well his. His player comp is Mike Evans. [00:30:13] Speaker A: That makes sense to me. [00:30:14] Speaker B: It's a jump ball. He's a jump ball. Big, big body receiver. [00:30:18] Speaker A: Are we gonna. Are we gonna cry over Mike Evans? [00:30:20] Speaker B: I'm not. Mike Evans is. Mike Evans is gonna hit another. I know. [00:30:24] Speaker A: Oh, he's definitely A thousand yards that. [00:30:27] Speaker B: They are going so hard to get him that thousand yards. I'm good, bro. Good. Because you know what? That guy stuck. [00:30:34] Speaker C: Same thing like that guy stuck through. [00:30:36] Speaker B: Thin and thin with a shitty ass quarterback. It paid off. Brady came for one year, got him a fucking ring and he still is doing his thing. Getting. [00:30:45] Speaker C: If y'all. If you're looking to make bets, look at what. What people need for to hit their bonuses. [00:30:52] Speaker B: Yeah, well, it's about that time, Justin. [00:30:54] Speaker C: 100% like a. Tony Pollard needs like two more touchdowns and 200 yards. [00:30:58] Speaker B: Yeah. And David Montgomery needed another yard to go over his. [00:31:01] Speaker A: He needs 251 yards in three games. That's nothing. [00:31:06] Speaker B: That's fucking nothing. That's 80 yards a game. [00:31:08] Speaker C: No, he's going to be getting 10 targets a game. [00:31:11] Speaker A: Well, he's really all they have. [00:31:12] Speaker B: I mean, they don't have it. [00:31:13] Speaker C: McMillan's been stepping up. [00:31:15] Speaker B: I mean, bro, they. I'll tell you what. They're fight. They're a shisty team. I like it. I think that the playoffs this year are going to be pretty good. Dude, I watch the green, baby. [00:31:25] Speaker A: You get two brothers. [00:31:30] Speaker B: Yeah. Nice watch the Green Bay packers, man. They. Josh Jacobs. I wonder what his recovery process is like. He touched the ball every play. Like every play. I love that. [00:31:40] Speaker C: Crazy. [00:31:41] Speaker B: Just like, hey, let's just give it. [00:31:43] Speaker A: You're bringing running backs how they were. [00:31:45] Speaker B: Let's give it to this 5, 10 running back that just gets pissed off running the football. Love that. Do we have that? No, I don't feel like. [00:31:51] Speaker A: I feel like Josh Jacobs. I don't know what. Maybe it's the green. Green. He runs hotter and green. I feel like he's been running hot. Like. Like Pacheco style hot. Like running through people. [00:32:02] Speaker B: Prime. Like prime Pacheco like a year and a half ago or like the second year that they won this. Like, I've never. I was like, oh, my God. Like, the only person I ever seen run that hard was like the Mashawn. [00:32:11] Speaker A: Lynch Pacheco is actually running hot. Or do you think it's just the way he runs? Like, he just looks like. [00:32:16] Speaker B: No, he's running hot because he'll run. You have a. You ever, like, you're watching the game, right? [00:32:21] Speaker C: Yeah, the past three games. I'll tell you that. [00:32:24] Speaker B: You ever hit the. I mean, he's coming Of a broken. [00:32:27] Speaker A: Leg, but they should have kept Kareem hunting. [00:32:29] Speaker B: They. [00:32:29] Speaker A: They should just let him rest of the playoffs. It was. [00:32:31] Speaker B: I don't know why Hollywood Brown, that's. That's probably something you want to look at too, but no, if you hear the con, like, if you ever like listening to like audio, if it's a primetime game, like, he smacks into people. I love that, like Josh Jacobs does that. You hear Josh Jacobs like clash pads with people. [00:32:46] Speaker C: I don't know how you guys feel? The broadcast on prime is the best broadcast you can get. [00:32:52] Speaker B: I love Kirk Curbstream Street. That's. [00:32:54] Speaker A: Oh, you mean visually. [00:32:55] Speaker C: Like, visually. [00:32:56] Speaker B: Oh. Oh, yeah. [00:32:57] Speaker C: They got a lot of best broadcast. [00:32:59] Speaker B: Maddenville. [00:33:00] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, you can. [00:33:01] Speaker C: You can go. But I'm just saying, like, just the definition of it, the production. The production of it. And like, just the quality of video. [00:33:10] Speaker A: I get too much of a lag. [00:33:12] Speaker B: I got any. I am the first one because I put my hand up and I said that, like the whole streaming thing when the first came out with the Amazon Thursday night moving it. Hated it, but I don't mind it. [00:33:25] Speaker C: We'll see what. How Netflix. [00:33:26] Speaker A: Yeah, we're doing that on Christmas Day, right? [00:33:28] Speaker C: Let's see how Netflix. [00:33:29] Speaker A: I don't know. We'll see how that goes. [00:33:31] Speaker B: I will be fucking serious, dude. No, absolutely. Are you. Wait, really? [00:33:38] Speaker A: Yeah, it's on. [00:33:39] Speaker C: It's on Christmas Day, 1:00 and Christmas Eve, two days. [00:33:42] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, both of those. [00:33:43] Speaker C: Both games. [00:33:45] Speaker B: Oh, who's the Christmas Eve game? Is it a good one? [00:33:47] Speaker C: I think it's Kansas City. [00:33:48] Speaker B: No, guys, remember last year's no cash that bet? [00:33:52] Speaker A: Bills and Pats and Cardinals. [00:33:55] Speaker B: Negative. [00:33:56] Speaker A: No. You sure? [00:33:57] Speaker B: I'm positive. I know who it was. [00:33:59] Speaker A: Then say it. [00:34:00] Speaker B: It was the Patriots at the Denver Broncos. [00:34:03] Speaker A: Okay. I knew it was the Pats. I thought they were playing the car. [00:34:05] Speaker B: This is like. It was like a snow game, but now, like, the 821 is going to be like, one of the best days in the world. It's like the College Football Playoff. And this is when football. When the NFL just decides to play on Saturdays, which is awesome. [00:34:19] Speaker A: I love that. [00:34:19] Speaker B: My girlfriend absolutely hates it. She thinks that balls on every day. [00:34:23] Speaker A: Tell her to wake up. [00:34:25] Speaker B: Yeah. I'm like, dude, it's around like this for like 16, 18 weeks. Like, after that, I'm depressed and I don't care about anything. So, like, just let me have this, please. [00:34:33] Speaker A: I hope the extra. [00:34:35] Speaker B: She hates, hates, hates football, man. She, like, despises it. She just despises it. Like, we're watching. [00:34:41] Speaker C: Well, understand it. [00:34:44] Speaker B: We're watching the Cincinnati Bengals in the Dallas Cowboys game. I'm standing up with my arms crossed. Obviously I have a pizzy going, going, and it's close to hitting. I'm sitting there, I'm like, oh, my God, this is crazy. We're watching. I. I let. I let it. She'll. She'll say. She's like, did you bet on this game? So, yeah, she probably think she's such a piece Of, Yeah, probably. [00:35:04] Speaker A: I always just say no when they ask. It's like, do you gotta bet it on this game? Like, no, absolutely not. I'm watching Boise State versus Grambling State. Yeah, I want to see the blue field. [00:35:13] Speaker C: I'm watching two snails erase Japanese honey. [00:35:17] Speaker B: Don't you see that these blue jerseys are on a blue field? You don't think that that's pretty unique? Y. You don't think that's. [00:35:23] Speaker A: You can't even tell what's going on. That's why they can't tackle. [00:35:26] Speaker B: We're watching blue on blue. [00:35:27] Speaker C: That's what it is. They don't. They can't. [00:35:28] Speaker A: His away games, they're tackling them so easy. [00:35:31] Speaker B: Al, it is like your son's trying to tackle Ash and Genti. That's like, literally what it looks like. Somebody go into the hole and just like, throw them at, like, throw themselves at his feet. [00:35:41] Speaker A: So your thing is, like. It's just because he's playing for Boise State. How come no other Boise State running back has done that? [00:35:45] Speaker B: I. Not. It's not only because of that. I do just think that there's, like a skill caliber and the people that he play, but he. Again, Again, Oregon, number one team in the nation. He ran for over 200 yards and three touchdowns. Okay. [00:35:56] Speaker A: I think he's a generational talent at running back. If you. [00:35:59] Speaker B: If he can. Let's. Dude, let's let. [00:36:01] Speaker A: He probably should have won the Heisman, bro. [00:36:02] Speaker C: Let's let him. [00:36:03] Speaker B: And that's another thing. No, that's. Dog. Yeah, he had a great. Yeah, he had a great year. If there was any other time for him to go for the Heisman, probably could have won it. But let's get. Let's just call facts, facts. What's more impressive, Ash and Genti being that. Oh, yeah, the defense tried to stop. [00:36:19] Speaker A: Me being the best running back to ever play college football. [00:36:22] Speaker B: Yeah, fine. Guess what? There's literally another guy on the other side that plays both sides of the ball consistently. He's your number one cornerback, takes on your number one target, and then he's your fucking number one receiver. And he's actually nasty. He's not like Marcus Jones. He doesn't get involved in one play. No, this dude puts in like 100 snaps a game. That's ridiculous. To do that for 12 weeks. That's crazy. I think it's on the field this year, too. That's very impressive. [00:36:48] Speaker A: I think it's very impressive that he plays both sides. And what I'm saying, though, is that. [00:36:51] Speaker B: Would you want him on your team at the pick number three, Justin, it's been spinning out. If everything goes the way that it. [00:36:57] Speaker A: Goes offense, he's just going to play packages like Marcus Jones. They already said he's not going to stop every song about Travis Hunter. [00:37:03] Speaker B: Travis Hunter. Travis Hunter should definitely be way more involved. No, they're saying if you're going to do that, it's one in the NFL you got to go lean one way or the other and mix in some way or the other. Like you're either taking them to be an offensive product in movement somewhere on packages, on defense, I typically. I'm with you, Al. I would primarily let him play defense. Let him play opposite of Christian Gonzalez. That would be ridiculous. That's guys. I mean, the Chiefs, what Steve Spagnola had ladarious need and fucking who in Trent McDuffie like you outside help, like really helps the passing league. So you have those two guys. I would do it. If you're the Patriot. I'm not taking a tackle. [00:37:46] Speaker C: Are you going to get exposed? [00:37:49] Speaker B: Will Campbell and Calvin Banks are both getting exposed. Every. A lot of people's projections, they've. They've turned, they've turned, they've spun. [00:37:56] Speaker C: So are you going to be pissed if Patriots go defense in the first round? [00:38:00] Speaker A: No. [00:38:01] Speaker B: If they trade down, what's the defensive pick do we. If you. If. [00:38:05] Speaker A: If they're in the three, they have to either trade down to like the mid, mid range of the first or they have to select the best available offensive weapon. That's my opinion. Now you go Travis Hunter. Perfect. My point about the Travis Hunter thing is that he didn't really. Not that he didn't excel. It's great that he's doing both things. I just think Ash and Genty season has been so crazy. He scored. [00:38:27] Speaker B: He. [00:38:27] Speaker A: He ran for more than 500 yards and more touchdowns than the last five Heisman running backs. He. He's like overproduced. Those were Heisman running backs. Now granted, they're trying to say that Travis Hunter season was that good. Travis Hunter doesn't play in the greatest division either. [00:38:43] Speaker B: I mean, it's better than what Boise State plays. [00:38:46] Speaker C: Agreed. [00:38:47] Speaker B: It's just the neck. I will say it is just the next tier above it. It's not like leaps and bound. [00:38:51] Speaker A: Is Boise State in the college playoff? [00:38:53] Speaker B: Yep. It's Colorado. Nope. Is any team from the Pac 12 in it? Yes, just one. Well, it was your Pac 12 champion. [00:39:01] Speaker A: I think Travis Hunter is going to be on the Patriots, so I'm not going to On. [00:39:04] Speaker C: So do you think. Do you think Jaylen Polk's a bust at this point? [00:39:07] Speaker A: No, he's the worst. [00:39:09] Speaker C: He's the worst rookie. Why we have the. We have a quarterback now, right? [00:39:15] Speaker B: Justin? I'm not going to. I'm not going to lie, Justin. Yeah, like, again, we might have picked like. But you know what it is? [00:39:23] Speaker A: It's a second round pick. Guys. [00:39:26] Speaker B: It doesn't matter who went after that. [00:39:29] Speaker C: Who went after him. Nico, I'm gonna fuck. [00:39:32] Speaker A: For wide receivers, it doesn't matter. [00:39:33] Speaker C: I want to know who went after. [00:39:34] Speaker B: How doesn't it matter, Al? [00:39:36] Speaker A: Because it's second round. We didn't have a high pick. You know what I mean? It's like, it's second round. This is what you guys aren't getting. Like, second round. They're not expected to like be outstands, hit or miss. [00:39:46] Speaker C: What do you mean? It's like running backs. [00:39:49] Speaker B: I honestly, I think. I think you're. You're trolling with that shit. That's. That's. Terry McLaren was a fourth round pick. What are we talking exactly? [00:39:56] Speaker A: Exactly. There was. There was three rounds of people who passed on him. [00:40:00] Speaker B: This. [00:40:00] Speaker A: That's what you guys aren't getting. Like, there's. There's technically 140. [00:40:05] Speaker B: Yeah, but people had Jaylen McMillan ahead of Jaylen Polk. Like, but when romo. Doomsday Jaylen McMillan, then Jaylen Polk was the third wide receiver on that team. [00:40:15] Speaker A: Why don't we. [00:40:15] Speaker B: We took. [00:40:16] Speaker A: Why don't we look to see who went after him? Let's go. Let's stop. [00:40:18] Speaker C: Let's go. [00:40:19] Speaker B: Let's go. Go do it. [00:40:19] Speaker A: And then you. But you, you. What you guys do is you say, oh, 2020. [00:40:24] Speaker B: Nasty dude. [00:40:25] Speaker C: So good. [00:40:25] Speaker B: He scored two touchdowns too. [00:40:27] Speaker A: Imagine trading him away in fantasy. You're a retard. [00:40:31] Speaker B: I mean, that is. That's tough. [00:40:33] Speaker A: Now. They all voted for it, so. [00:40:34] Speaker C: No, they did. [00:40:35] Speaker B: Look at this. [00:40:36] Speaker C: Okay, we voted for a keep. [00:40:37] Speaker B: So we traded back. We traded back 110. I know that we were up here. Lad Keon Coleman. [00:40:43] Speaker A: No, after him. [00:40:44] Speaker B: Dude, I understand that, but we could have taken Keon Coleman or Lad McCon after that. Okay? After that. Cooper the Gene definitely would have loved to have him. Whatever. [00:40:54] Speaker A: No, you don't have anybody, dude, because. [00:40:56] Speaker B: There'S nothing a Donnie Mitchell. He's not doing anything on the. [00:41:00] Speaker A: He's doing nothing. Adonai Mitchell doing. [00:41:02] Speaker B: He's doing nothing. All right? That was the whole second round after that. Okay, hold on. [00:41:07] Speaker C: Doesn't mean no one was picked in the Malachi Co. [00:41:09] Speaker A: There was nobody around. He was probably the best possible pick they could have picked at that range. [00:41:14] Speaker B: Jermaine Burton, he's having trouble. [00:41:16] Speaker A: We were all jacked up about him. He's just dropping passes. [00:41:19] Speaker B: Roman Wilson, he's not doing anything for Pittsburgh. Jalen McMillan went 29th or the 29th pick in the third round. [00:41:26] Speaker A: Yep. So he's off basically a fourth round pick. [00:41:29] Speaker B: So you kind of could have. You could have got him. Luke McCaffrey's not doing anything on Washington. [00:41:33] Speaker A: Yeah, dude. There was nothing. [00:41:34] Speaker B: So. I mean, there's nothing. [00:41:35] Speaker A: There was nothing there. And we were jacked up for it because he did seem like he was going to be good if he makes it. If he can learn how to catch, which is probably a big pot of. [00:41:44] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:41:44] Speaker C: Being a wide receiver. [00:41:44] Speaker B: Being a wide receiver again, another bust. Jayvon Baker just can't. [00:41:49] Speaker A: Jayvon Baker didn't he. Wasn't he. The sixth round? [00:41:51] Speaker B: Fourth. [00:41:52] Speaker A: Fourth. [00:41:52] Speaker B: Okay, Al, you can get people that are good in the first five. [00:41:56] Speaker A: I get it, guys. But when you guys say bust, it's a first round pick to me. Like when. When I think bust, I'm thinking, okay. Especially so is Ta Quant. [00:42:04] Speaker B: Thor not a bust to you? [00:42:07] Speaker A: No. Taquan Thornton. [00:42:09] Speaker B: That's crazy how he didn't just answer yes. [00:42:11] Speaker A: What the. [00:42:12] Speaker B: Did he. [00:42:12] Speaker A: Taan Thon is. Yes, definitely a bus. [00:42:14] Speaker B: That is terrible. [00:42:17] Speaker A: I don't have high. I don't have high hopes for anyone after the first round. That's just what I'm saying. So I automatically. I automatically think in my head like, we're lucky if they turn out. If they don't, they don't. That's how I think. So maybe I'm different. I never had super high hopes for the wide receivers. We gone. [00:42:35] Speaker C: All right, now let's move off sports because that's all we've been talking about. We're tight on time. We have other things to talk about. [00:42:40] Speaker A: Okay, let's go. You want to wait? Why don't we talk about the run Marco's been on that he's basically just shoving his dick down both your throats. Why don't we do that? [00:42:49] Speaker B: Why do we not do that? Why don't we just. [00:42:51] Speaker A: No, because it's. That it's been such a run. [00:42:54] Speaker B: I've been here for. I haven't been here for a month. [00:42:57] Speaker A: It's been. [00:42:58] Speaker B: I don't want to talk about my brother. [00:42:59] Speaker A: Such a run, though. [00:43:01] Speaker B: I don't care. [00:43:03] Speaker A: He's on 98. 5 with your ex girlfriend. He's. He's going to rust. He's going backstage to wrestling with Dominic Mysterio. Justin, legitimately, I was going to send a wellness check to his house. [00:43:14] Speaker B: I, when I seen that, I, I didn't even put two and I didn't put two and two together. [00:43:18] Speaker A: Oh my God. Like, I thought Justin was going to kill himself. Justin, legitimately, will you admit you were jealous about that? [00:43:24] Speaker C: I said that I was so that's. [00:43:26] Speaker A: The first time I said this is. [00:43:27] Speaker C: The first time I've ever been jealous of Makoy. [00:43:30] Speaker B: And it's like, I mean, kudos to you because that is like straight wheelhouse. [00:43:34] Speaker C: Yeah, I said to. I, I messaged him. I go, how do you not invite me to like. [00:43:38] Speaker A: Oh yeah. He got mad. I got mad. [00:43:40] Speaker B: He wasn't. I knew that Justin was going to be like, how do you not invite me? He invited, invited his boy that he's been playing pubg with for like seven years. [00:43:47] Speaker A: Like, of all things, he brought somebody. [00:43:49] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:43:50] Speaker A: Who'd he bring? [00:43:51] Speaker B: His boy. Who, like one of his Xbox buddies. [00:43:55] Speaker C: Yeah, this is what I'm saying. [00:43:57] Speaker A: I thought he went by himself. [00:43:58] Speaker C: I go, dude, you know I love wrestling. What is your problem? [00:44:01] Speaker A: Oh my God. [00:44:02] Speaker B: What is. What is your. [00:44:04] Speaker A: I love it. Dude, that's. That's way better. [00:44:06] Speaker C: I texted Alan. I said this is the first time I'm truly jealous of Mako. [00:44:10] Speaker B: That one had a. And the fact that he didn't invite you. [00:44:13] Speaker A: He had a storm cold end entrance. [00:44:14] Speaker C: Yeah, he. And then the kids. [00:44:16] Speaker B: I'm not gonna lie. [00:44:17] Speaker C: Are you all right? [00:44:19] Speaker A: No. [00:44:19] Speaker C: And the kids texting me. The kids texting me and Al in a group chat the entire time he's there just to like even rub it. [00:44:26] Speaker B: Just to put salt in the water. [00:44:28] Speaker C: You. I hope Dave's hot chicken burns down. [00:44:31] Speaker A: Don't say that. We might have a worker soon there soon. [00:44:35] Speaker B: Maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe. And contract talks. [00:44:38] Speaker A: Oh, he's in contract talk. Big contracts. You should get Scott Boris to do your deal. [00:44:42] Speaker B: No, because then I need to work until 2020. This is gonn know. Justin, does whole foods have the. They have like the Yankee law. [00:44:52] Speaker C: I don't know what that is, but I don't work there anymore. [00:44:56] Speaker B: No way. [00:44:56] Speaker C: Yeah, I mean if you, if you came to Episodes, Nico, you would know these things. [00:45:01] Speaker B: I win. What you say under a month? [00:45:05] Speaker A: Did you say that on the podcast? [00:45:06] Speaker B: Not on the podcast, no. I said under a month. [00:45:11] Speaker A: I'm glad you guys under under six days. I think it was. [00:45:14] Speaker C: I think you guys all. [00:45:15] Speaker A: He walked in on the six shift. [00:45:17] Speaker C: I Was out of sixth. [00:45:18] Speaker A: Seventh. [00:45:19] Speaker B: Wow. [00:45:19] Speaker A: No, you're going up now. [00:45:21] Speaker C: I. I worked a full week, so I guess it was my six. [00:45:24] Speaker A: Yeah, six shift. He walked six. [00:45:27] Speaker C: My seventh. It was my seventh. [00:45:29] Speaker A: Because you worked that Monday. [00:45:30] Speaker C: Because I worked the Monday. [00:45:31] Speaker B: Wow. [00:45:32] Speaker A: So it's his seventh shift. He didn't even finish. He walked in, didn't give two weeks notice, and walked right out. [00:45:38] Speaker C: Yeah, I told him. [00:45:39] Speaker A: Why not two weeks notice. We already went all this on the last podcast. [00:45:42] Speaker C: Nico, pass me. Pass me your car. Coffee. [00:45:45] Speaker A: No, don't do this again. [00:45:46] Speaker C: Pass me. [00:45:47] Speaker A: Don't do this. We don't need to do this again. [00:45:48] Speaker C: Pass me your coffee. [00:45:49] Speaker A: Pass on the coffee. [00:45:50] Speaker C: Pass me your coffee. Thanks, bud. Should I get in trouble for that? [00:45:57] Speaker A: There's no way you just said that, dude. [00:45:58] Speaker C: I swear on my grandmother, dude. [00:46:00] Speaker A: No, you probably, like, some girl was like, you know, don't call me that. [00:46:04] Speaker C: Nope, never happened. Absolutely not. [00:46:07] Speaker A: I don't give a. About your pronouns, kid. [00:46:09] Speaker C: It wasn't. It was somebody that overheard me, that complained, overheard me say things. Thanks, bud. It wasn't even to the person I said, thanks, bud to, because it's. [00:46:18] Speaker B: I'm, like, completely confused. Yeah, obviously I'm out of the loop on that one, but. Wow. [00:46:22] Speaker C: No, I mean, I can give you a quick little rundown. [00:46:26] Speaker B: It's up to you. I mean, that's. That's your deal. I didn't. [00:46:28] Speaker C: We talked about it on the podcast already last week. [00:46:31] Speaker B: Okay. [00:46:31] Speaker C: You weren't here. [00:46:32] Speaker B: I was not here. [00:46:33] Speaker C: So they told me I was hard. Capped at 45 hours. Then when I get in there, they say it's 60. They told me that I signed. It was in my contract. Then they signed me up for Swamp Squad. They told me, you're only here for eight weeks, then you're going to be in Wellesley. [00:46:50] Speaker B: Oh, wow. [00:46:51] Speaker C: Then I got in trouble for saying thanks. But it was all the same. It was all like. He told me all of this all at once. [00:46:56] Speaker A: But did you think that you were going to stay at that store? Was that, like, in your head? Wellesley ain't that far, but no, I. [00:47:02] Speaker C: Was going to stay in the store for. They told me about a year and a half to two years is when they move you to new stores because they want you to learn different demographics. Not eight weeks. [00:47:14] Speaker A: I don't think you're a team player, but that's. That's beside the point. I mean, I'm not even going to play. [00:47:19] Speaker C: You're right. [00:47:19] Speaker A: I think you're a control freak. Takes. You know, you're right. I Do I? This is my opinion. [00:47:23] Speaker B: Okay. [00:47:24] Speaker A: Okay. I'm allowed to have my opinion. Yep. I think you're a control freak. And you were a little bit, you felt a little bit out of control with this. [00:47:30] Speaker C: Sure. [00:47:31] Speaker A: And it was getting you all crazy. [00:47:34] Speaker B: I mean, if that's what you want. [00:47:35] Speaker C: To say, I'm telling you everything that happened, if that's what you take from it, that's on you. If, If I know the reality of it. [00:47:41] Speaker B: Yeah, you. If you also, like misled that again. That happens to me. That is something that I just literally went through too, Justin. Not of that discretion, but I, I was under the impression that I was going to be at a certain place doing a certain thing. Hasn't happened just yet. Just like that. But obviously things have been redirected and that's kind of like put me on the, Put me on ice for a little bit. We're just kind of working through things. We're just waiting to kind of see how things play out. But I mean, damn, that sucks. That's fucking. I mean. [00:48:15] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:48:16] Speaker C: I mean, they're like, first of all, don't tell me to take a break and then get mad at me for taking a break. Don't say, hey, go take 30 minutes. And then, and then be like, you've been taking 30 minute breaks. Why are you taking 30 minute breaks? Like, bro, you told me to take a 30 minute break. [00:48:33] Speaker A: What are you like, Listen, the problem. I don't. This is where I get like, I know you were young at this point, but one time you took a break. A break. You would prep it in the restaurant. [00:48:43] Speaker C: I was 16 years old. [00:48:44] Speaker A: No, he was older than that. He was older than I was. Like 18, 19. [00:48:47] Speaker C: It was not 1819 because I knew you were you. [00:48:50] Speaker A: I was waiting on the floor by myself in the middle of a lunch rush. [00:48:53] Speaker C: We weren't even open upstairs. When I was up there taking a break eating, we weren't even open. [00:48:59] Speaker A: I was reading a book, wrap a chicken palm and you were sitting at my. Where I have to wrap up the food. No. Sitting there on a bucket. Why wouldn't we be open when you take a lunch break? So you got there at 9:00, we open at 11. So you tell me you took your break at 10:00. No, that makes no sense. It was in the middle of the lunch shift. He took a break. He's eating his fuck. He's eating his fucking whatever he's eaten and he's reading a book on the wrapping station. I'm trying to wrap food I fucking cleared the entire. Started throwing shit because he was in my way. And he wouldn't fucking move because that's what he wants to do. So I don't even know if I believe his story about the br. [00:49:35] Speaker C: Okay. When I was probably gone for 50. [00:49:37] Speaker A: He was probably gone for 50, 50 minutes. Went home, came back. [00:49:41] Speaker C: Dude, I'm 37 years old with a family. Don't be a. [00:49:45] Speaker A: Listen, I'm just saying. I. I'm just saying. [00:49:47] Speaker C: You want to talk about when I was 15 and 16 years old? [00:49:50] Speaker A: 18, 19. [00:49:51] Speaker C: I was not 18 and 19. [00:49:52] Speaker A: Prepping in the restaurant, quit the job. [00:49:54] Speaker C: And then you bought the. [00:49:55] Speaker A: You bought the. What's it called? [00:49:56] Speaker C: I was serving then. [00:49:58] Speaker A: No, you. No, you weren't. [00:49:59] Speaker C: I was serving. [00:50:00] Speaker A: You never served for us until you were like 30. [00:50:03] Speaker C: Yes, I have. Dude, you're out of your mind. Yes, I have. [00:50:07] Speaker A: You served once. That was like, you were 24 at that point, remember? Then you. You screwed up the whole order for the 13. The body of 13. [00:50:14] Speaker C: 24 years old. You were young. I was working a Pet express. Dude from 2005. I was there for 7 years. And then after that express, he doesn't get. [00:50:25] Speaker A: He doesn't understand 2005. [00:50:27] Speaker B: That's a lot of. [00:50:28] Speaker A: I'm going to tell you the whole. His whole story that he doesn't want to tell you right now. This is the story. He worked. He worked around 18 years old. He worked. He's definitely out of high school. I was out of high school school, like right out. He asked to prep. So he went. He came into the restaurant, asked to. Wanted to be a prep guy, wanted to learn how to cook. So he came down and started prepping at this time. This is in the summer. [00:50:48] Speaker B: I didn't know you were doing that. [00:50:49] Speaker A: Yes. He worked maybe two weeks tops. [00:50:52] Speaker C: I was there for like three months. [00:50:54] Speaker A: He said. He said no, it was. It was real short. It was real short time because it was summertime to like work out and do all this stuff. So he quit to say, like, I don't want to do the job anymore. Maybe he didn't like the job. Whatever. Maybe he panicked because I flipped out that one day about the takeouts. He started working out, making shakes, doing all that stuff. One day he works out, then the next day we send him to Toyota dealership to get a key. A key made. So he has to be 18. He drives, drives to the. Drives to the place. Buys a fucking Mustang with stripes on it. After he just quit his job. So he's 18 years. Then he asked for his job back. I don't think we give him the job back because he quit and just bought a Mustang. That's when he goes and works for Pet Express. That's the timeline. 2005. He's born in 87. 18 years old. [00:51:48] Speaker C: Okay. 18. [00:51:50] Speaker B: You worked at Pet Express for a minute, though. [00:51:53] Speaker A: He worked at Pet Express for a while, and then he ended up running the pet expresses. He was a manager at the Pet Express. [00:51:57] Speaker C: I started as a fucking stock boy. So it's like. [00:51:59] Speaker A: And then he sold me on a dog that said. You said it didn't shed, and it fucking shed everywhere. You remember that? [00:52:05] Speaker C: I didn't say. [00:52:06] Speaker A: You said it was hypoallergenic. It was a yellow lab. And I'm the retail. It's like, Justin probably knows what he's talking about. Dexter. Yeah, Justin sold me Dexter. [00:52:14] Speaker B: Oh, my God. [00:52:16] Speaker A: Sheded. Every. Was the worst shedding dog. That was the best. One of the best dogs. [00:52:20] Speaker B: My mother. [00:52:21] Speaker A: My mother might have beat him up. [00:52:22] Speaker C: Pretty sure I said that. He's short here, and he doesn't shed as much as a long hair. [00:52:26] Speaker B: No. [00:52:26] Speaker A: Yeah. And I think it's the opposite. [00:52:28] Speaker B: I'm looking at Justin's face right now. He's like, he just wanted that commission. Like, all right. [00:52:35] Speaker C: I didn't get commission. I don't think you get paid $10 an hour, dude. I didn't get any commission on that. [00:52:40] Speaker B: You don't get commission for trying to shut those. [00:52:42] Speaker A: All those places down. People are panicking online about the Pet Express buying everything from puppy mills. Adopt, don't shop. That's what I say. No matter what Marco says. No, just kidding. Go to reputable breeders, like Rose Corner Farm. [00:52:55] Speaker C: She's arguing with me right now on the Internet. [00:52:58] Speaker A: Yeah, Well, I mean, you want to say stupid stuff online. I mean, he's making a post about how his mother's a good, ethical breeder. And then y'all up stuff like, listen, they're. You're over breeding dogs. That's a little. [00:53:09] Speaker C: I didn't say that. I said all dogs are overbred. [00:53:12] Speaker A: It'd be like him putting up a post about. [00:53:15] Speaker C: No, he was talking about people in Pennsylvania. [00:53:21] Speaker B: People. People like in the comments. Talking about. I think talking about my mother or whatever it is about, like, breeding and whatnot and. [00:53:28] Speaker A: Yeah, you shouldn't breed dogs. But it's like, all I said is. [00:53:32] Speaker C: All dogs were overbred. And she goes, you're overbred. I go, for somebody that's related to me, that's a tough to take. [00:53:39] Speaker A: I Mean, you are overbred. [00:53:40] Speaker C: I'm an only child. [00:53:42] Speaker B: That's. I mean, that's. [00:53:43] Speaker C: That is true. [00:53:44] Speaker B: I mean, I'm not going to lie. Like, I wouldn't even take that comment. My mom said. I thought that that would be, like, funny, to be honest. Like. [00:53:50] Speaker A: Yeah, he took it too serious. [00:53:51] Speaker B: Yeah. What do you mean you're over? [00:53:52] Speaker A: Like, you want to see over bread? My brother has eight kids. That's overbred. [00:53:56] Speaker B: But no, but, like, that's in general. Like, that's like a funny confidence. Like, it's like. It's like. Yeah, it's like someone saying, like. Like, this is such an annoyance. Like, you're an annoyance. Like, yeah, just like, that's like, that's me. I thought, like, that. That's the harshest. My mother, like, usually gets, like, fucking. [00:54:11] Speaker C: Political, but she said something about, don't make me enlighten you, and I think that's what aggravated me. [00:54:17] Speaker B: Of course. I mean, back to. I mean, to that. I mean, I think it's. It's fine to do both. You know, dog breed is on. Dog breed. People that breed dogs the right way and do it right, you know, aren't criminals. I mean, that's just a way of life. How else do you think people get fucking dogs? But then you can also adopt a dog. It's the same. I mean, it's. It's whatever field you want to play in. I wish I. I wish I had a dog. And then I don't wish I had a dog. I take care. [00:54:46] Speaker A: You can't take care of yourself. So. [00:54:49] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's true. [00:54:51] Speaker A: I would say. Hold on. On getting a dog because they. They like the band of your existence. At least my dog is. My dog's a. [00:54:57] Speaker C: That you hate your dog, dude, did you say that? [00:54:59] Speaker A: I love him, but I say the. [00:55:00] Speaker B: Band of your existence or bane band. Oh, so that's what Robinson says at the thing. Says she's the bane of my existence. [00:55:08] Speaker A: Who's Robinson? [00:55:09] Speaker B: You don't remember that scene and fucking. What is it? I think it's something and something. Make a porno with Seth Rogen. Is that Mary? Oh, Jack and Mary. Make a porno. When he's at the dudes. [00:55:20] Speaker A: What? [00:55:21] Speaker B: When he's like. He's like, me and my wife met in kindergarten, got married when I was 18, and she's been the love of my life ever since. It's like, if you could go back and do it all over again. He's like, I jerk off. That woman is a bane of my Existence. And then the guy in black goes, hey, can I get an order, man? [00:55:38] Speaker A: Tall, black. [00:55:39] Speaker B: He's like that. We're talking white. [00:55:42] Speaker A: Yeah, okay, I. I know. I know what scene you're talking about. [00:55:44] Speaker B: So he says, she's a bane of my existence. She's a pain of my existence. [00:55:49] Speaker C: No, the bane. [00:55:49] Speaker B: The bane. Yeah. Don't know what that means, but hell yeah. So in other news. What else is new? Anything else new? How's Christmas shopping going? [00:56:00] Speaker A: How are you two going, actually? How are you two guys? Feel good, you and Nico? Because you guys, like, almost got into a fight online. No, I mean in the text messages. [00:56:08] Speaker C: No, we talk to each other. [00:56:09] Speaker A: Okay. [00:56:10] Speaker B: No, I mean, no, there was. [00:56:12] Speaker A: I felt like Nico is going to text, like, let's fight over it or something like that. Like, that's what I think it was going. [00:56:16] Speaker B: I've been over his body. Way more malicious and aggressively. Outstandingly text. Hand up. [00:56:23] Speaker A: You are a malicious. [00:56:24] Speaker B: Text her 100%. But also text, though. Like, it's like it. I always. [00:56:30] Speaker C: Dead body was like, dialogue gets. That's a little crazy to say. Like, I'm actually trying to take everything over. It's like, why do you even believe. [00:56:38] Speaker B: I know, but don't you think that that's like, dramatic of me to say just over my dead body? [00:56:43] Speaker C: Like, that's just you being dramatic. [00:56:45] Speaker B: Yeah, of course. I mean, I'm not denying that. [00:56:48] Speaker C: And he's trying to stoke the fire. [00:56:50] Speaker A: I'm not trying to fight. But if he really was trying to take over the podcast, which we're not ruling ruling out right now. We're not ruling out that he's just trying to steal everything. [00:56:58] Speaker C: Yeah, that's what I'm trying to. [00:56:59] Speaker A: I'm not. I'm just. I'm not ruling it out. I don't think you're actually doing everything for what? [00:57:04] Speaker B: I don't think. Yeah. No. Why. [00:57:05] Speaker C: But for what. [00:57:06] Speaker A: But even if that's the case. [00:57:07] Speaker B: Trying to rob a broke. [00:57:09] Speaker C: Rob a broke dude. [00:57:10] Speaker A: Yo, you don't want to let that happen. You're not gonna let him take over his dead body. [00:57:14] Speaker B: No, over my dead body for sure. No one's going. No one's going taking this podcast anywhere. If we're all. If we're taking anywhere. Taken into the ground. Down. [00:57:23] Speaker C: Down with the ship. [00:57:24] Speaker B: That's right. Going. I'm going down with the ship. [00:57:26] Speaker C: We have three people that listen to this podcast. [00:57:29] Speaker B: Yeah, he likes to record me, pick my nose and whoever the you are. And you still haven't revealed yourself. You're a well, I've got multiple. [00:57:37] Speaker A: It's multiple people. [00:57:39] Speaker B: Oh, multiple. [00:57:40] Speaker A: Yeah, I got multiple people sending it. [00:57:42] Speaker B: Oh, so good. [00:57:44] Speaker A: It's just there's a lot of people that saw that. [00:57:47] Speaker B: I. I don't. I. I don't care. [00:57:49] Speaker A: I know. [00:57:50] Speaker B: You don't care at all. [00:57:52] Speaker A: I think you've made that point that. [00:57:53] Speaker C: You don't give a. Abundantly, Abundantly. Cleo. [00:57:56] Speaker B: Yeah, I'm. I'm. I'm totally. I'm totally cool with it. I thought it was funny. Tell all those. Tell the Gloss of people staying Gloucester losers. [00:58:06] Speaker A: Joey C. Yeah. [00:58:07] Speaker B: Stan Gloss. [00:58:08] Speaker C: I don't think it's them, dude. [00:58:10] Speaker B: I know. No, I'm not saying it's them. I seen them comment something so they can just stay in gloss. [00:58:14] Speaker A: Oh, that's Joey C. That's Joey C. My gloss. The guy, he's got the hookup for the. For the whops. Lobsters. [00:58:19] Speaker B: Okay, cool. Lobsters suck, so he sucks. [00:58:23] Speaker A: You don't like lobsters? [00:58:24] Speaker C: No, I hate lobsters. [00:58:25] Speaker B: Good looks, Justin. [00:58:26] Speaker C: Do you know they used to give. I don't do shellfish. [00:58:30] Speaker B: Oh, that's right. [00:58:31] Speaker A: He's got goat. He's a. [00:58:32] Speaker B: You got that? Yeah. All right. [00:58:33] Speaker C: I actually don't do any fish, so. Christmas Eve is, like, sinful. My least favorite. [00:58:39] Speaker A: At least they bring the cutlets out. [00:58:41] Speaker B: Listen, they got the pizza pasta that. That comes out at like 2 in the. [00:58:46] Speaker C: Yeah, I gotta wait till 2 in the morning eating this lobster. [00:58:49] Speaker B: Yeah, you're on the A list. [00:58:50] Speaker A: You get. This is a charcuterie waiting. You can't even eat that, dude. You can't even eat the super sauce. [00:58:55] Speaker C: I can't eat nothing. [00:58:55] Speaker B: There's no. [00:58:56] Speaker C: The only thing I can eat. [00:58:57] Speaker B: You could take like a lact. [00:58:58] Speaker C: The only thing he could. The only thing. No way. [00:59:00] Speaker A: I've been trying to get the goat. [00:59:01] Speaker C: The only thing I can do is Christmas Day. And I'm not invited anywhere. So nobody wants my family in anyway. [00:59:11] Speaker A: No one's doing nothing. [00:59:12] Speaker C: I'm going to do my own Christmas Day. That's fine. [00:59:14] Speaker A: That's all. What are you going to make? You know yet? [00:59:15] Speaker C: I'm not telling. She doesn't even like ham. So it's like I'm just going to kill myself. [00:59:21] Speaker A: My mother made it. [00:59:22] Speaker B: Ham. [00:59:22] Speaker A: My mother made a ham the other night. [00:59:24] Speaker B: So funny. [00:59:25] Speaker A: My mother nice ham the other night. [00:59:27] Speaker B: Whenever someone says, I'm going to kill myself or Jesus Christ. Like, that gets me. I don't know what it is. [00:59:34] Speaker C: Well, I mean, I'm going to make a Christmas fucking dinner. She wants to go to her Jew aunt's house on Christmas Day. It's like she's Jewish. Why are they even celebrating? [00:59:45] Speaker B: You could spin the dreidel. That's no. [00:59:47] Speaker A: Go to the Jews. [00:59:48] Speaker C: Not going to the Jews. [00:59:50] Speaker B: You know I won't. [00:59:51] Speaker C: I'm gonna make my own. We're gonna start in our own tradition, everybody. And then I'm gonna make it ham. She's not even gonna. [00:59:58] Speaker A: Why don't you go roast beef? Yeah, I mean, I guess I could go tenderloin. Roast beef. [01:00:02] Speaker C: I guess I could do something. [01:00:03] Speaker A: Beef. [01:00:04] Speaker C: The girl doesn't eat pork. Pork? [01:00:05] Speaker A: What does she eat? [01:00:06] Speaker B: She. Is she Muslim? [01:00:08] Speaker C: No, she's a. Oh. [01:00:10] Speaker A: I thought. [01:00:13] Speaker B: Her religion was. [01:00:14] Speaker A: Why don't you just make her, like, a Red. [01:00:16] Speaker C: I'm gonna make her just put a. [01:00:17] Speaker A: Bunch of Red Bulls. [01:00:18] Speaker C: I made you Red Bull soup, honey and some cigs. Here you go. [01:00:21] Speaker A: She loves Red Bull energy drinks and energy cigarettes. [01:00:25] Speaker C: Energy drinks and cigarettes. That's like, her 90% of her intake. I don't know how she's alive. [01:00:30] Speaker B: All right. That's crazy. That's fucking. [01:00:33] Speaker A: No, she have a favorite food. [01:00:35] Speaker B: She. [01:00:36] Speaker C: To chill. [01:00:37] Speaker A: She. [01:00:37] Speaker C: When she lived before me, like, her meals would be like Tyson chicken nuggets. [01:00:43] Speaker A: Okay. [01:00:44] Speaker C: Like, she eat or like a bagel at Dunks. Like, that's like her on the move, just eating. Like, she doesn't know how to boil water. [01:00:54] Speaker A: I know you say that all the time, but, I mean, I'm sure she knows how to boil water. [01:01:00] Speaker C: No, she does doesn't. She could burn the water, dude. [01:01:04] Speaker B: She evaporates the water. She goes to put the ball, the water on the pot and just goes back. There's no water. [01:01:11] Speaker C: I love her to death, don't get me wrong. But she is not. She's no master steward in the kitchen. [01:01:15] Speaker B: I fell asleep boiling water. I fell asleep while boiling water, waiting for water to boil. [01:01:19] Speaker A: Yeah, because you get high and try to cook. [01:01:22] Speaker B: Yeah. Like, okay. [01:01:24] Speaker C: Poor girl burns everything. [01:01:25] Speaker B: That's what really. That sucks. [01:01:28] Speaker C: Burn. [01:01:28] Speaker B: Burn. Sucks kind of sucks, dude. What's good? Burn. [01:01:33] Speaker A: Well, pizza on. On the Chad side burnt, or is. [01:01:37] Speaker B: That you want your stupid Sally's. What if your Sally's pizza came burnt? [01:01:41] Speaker A: Have you had Sally's? [01:01:42] Speaker B: No. [01:01:43] Speaker A: Then shut your mouth because you want. You act like. You always act like you don't like it when you never had it. Like, if you haven't tried something, you can't hate on it. [01:01:50] Speaker C: I just think he hates it because you like it. [01:01:52] Speaker B: I just. Yeah, I don't like the hype. [01:01:54] Speaker A: They. I don't like hater. [01:01:55] Speaker B: I'm not a hater. [01:01:56] Speaker C: Well, for somebody that sits on everything and then when you champ something, it's like we're automatically going to hate it. You do it to yourself. [01:02:04] Speaker A: But I. On stuff that I've known. I've ex. [01:02:06] Speaker C: I experienced you on everything. No. And I refuse just cuz Al loves it so much. [01:02:14] Speaker B: Did you refuse? I was going to say it's more Sally's for me. [01:02:18] Speaker C: I'm going to go to Sally's and give it the worst review ever. [01:02:21] Speaker B: Stand outside. [01:02:22] Speaker C: I'm going to say Papa John's is better. [01:02:24] Speaker B: Justin, please go and just stand outside. Just do like a ad read for Sally's but like a trash one. [01:02:31] Speaker C: Just trash. I'm like, I'd rather go to Papa John's. [01:02:35] Speaker B: What's one thing that's on you guys Christmas list? And don't say nothing, bro. You can't tell me nothing that's like that I want something that you'd like. Something that. [01:02:45] Speaker C: I don't know, man. It's like you hit a certain age. It's like I don't have a want for anything. [01:02:50] Speaker A: I go and buy whatever I want. [01:02:51] Speaker C: Yeah, exactly. [01:02:52] Speaker A: Every single day. [01:02:54] Speaker C: Like, and it's espresso. I buy dip. Like, give me some dip in some underwear at this point. Just let me fill my gas tank. I don't care. [01:03:02] Speaker B: All right. That's all right. That's like. That's like. That's so ebony. [01:03:06] Speaker A: There's nothing. There's. There's not. Maybe there's. [01:03:09] Speaker B: I got you guys personal gifts. Personal, personal gifts. [01:03:12] Speaker C: That's nice. [01:03:13] Speaker A: That's very nice of me that we're not gonna. We're absolutely not gonna reciprocate. [01:03:16] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, no. Which is totally fine. It's the season. It's the seasoning given for me. Like, let's just be real. I was on the sucking life out for a while, so it feels nice to finally have some stuff in the back pocket and give back to people that have helped me. [01:03:32] Speaker A: So you're telling me that this is a great gift? [01:03:35] Speaker B: Multiple. You have multiple. Justin has two things. I think you have technically three, because one, you're sharing with your son. [01:03:44] Speaker C: That's pretty cool. That's nice. [01:03:46] Speaker A: I mean, I hate when people talk about gifts before giving them. It really. [01:03:50] Speaker C: But now you want to know what it is? [01:03:52] Speaker A: Yeah. Me and my kid had this discussion the other day. [01:03:54] Speaker B: Oh, you'd be pissed about that. I'm not gonna lie. I was kind of excited I found these things. So I was like hey, might as well spring it on. Spring it on, you guys. [01:04:01] Speaker A: My and my wife did it to my son the other day. She's like, oh, I got you something for Christmas. But. And I'm like, why would you even tell him that? [01:04:11] Speaker C: Number one, you can't tell. [01:04:12] Speaker B: Yeah, you can't. [01:04:12] Speaker C: Well, she can't just tell the story. [01:04:14] Speaker B: No, we're adults, dude. But you can't tell a 10 to. Is he 10? [01:04:18] Speaker A: And so all he's been asking me is, what do you do you know about. I'm like, I have no clue what she's talking about, because I really didn't know what she was talking about. Apparently some things got crossed or where the sisters were talking to each other about Santa's gifts. [01:04:33] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:04:34] Speaker A: And the son heard. So she heard that she bought him this. [01:04:38] Speaker B: You know what, though? [01:04:39] Speaker A: So she. They're trying to cover each other's tracks. [01:04:41] Speaker B: Listen. And they should. They should be. They should be fashionable. There's nothing worse than at this. At the age there. I'm. I'm so happy that first of all, definitely shouldn't talk about. But it's awesome to get to hear a kid like, ask every day, like, do you know this? Even if it is annoying and you don't know the answer. But I'd have to say on the. On the females pilot side, don't ruin your fucking gifts for your kids before. Don't let them know what you have before that they open. Like, that is being a kid and going down. [01:05:07] Speaker A: I got a worse. I got a worse story for you. It's way worse. Imagine ruining someone else's gift. [01:05:15] Speaker B: What do you mean? Just give me, like, if you. [01:05:18] Speaker A: My wife. [01:05:19] Speaker C: Yeah, my wife. [01:05:20] Speaker B: My wife. Hey, nice. How much is so bad at accent? Even very nice. [01:05:27] Speaker C: So bad. [01:05:28] Speaker B: I was. [01:05:29] Speaker A: Yeah, I got it. Don't. That's. That's Bo rat. That's al Bo Rat. [01:05:34] Speaker B: That's gay rat. [01:05:35] Speaker C: That was gay rat. [01:05:37] Speaker A: That's Borat. People don't even know. People don't even know how. Oh, you think that was a mix of Bruno and Borat? [01:05:42] Speaker C: But why you going that high? [01:05:44] Speaker B: Ow. Very nice. [01:05:45] Speaker A: How much? I don't know how else to do it. [01:05:48] Speaker B: Do you watch. Did you watch the movie on, like, mouse mode? I know. [01:05:52] Speaker C: Like, what are you. [01:05:52] Speaker B: Very nice. I like you. I like a six. [01:05:54] Speaker A: No, not be. Not even close. I'm way back. [01:05:56] Speaker C: He's closer than you. [01:05:58] Speaker A: No, he's not. [01:05:59] Speaker C: You sound like mes. Like, why? [01:06:04] Speaker B: I'm like, who? [01:06:05] Speaker A: My wife. [01:06:06] Speaker B: Is he Asian? [01:06:07] Speaker A: My wife. [01:06:08] Speaker B: Anyways, anyways. [01:06:10] Speaker A: What Was I saying, oh, my wife. [01:06:12] Speaker B: Robbing someone else's gift, spoiling someone else's. [01:06:14] Speaker A: She goes, she. I think she just. She's like a child. She's a 37 year old child. I think that's the problem. That's what I'm. I'm boiling it down to right now. She looked at my son the other day and was like, do you want to know what papa got you? And she ruined her father's gift. Her father. [01:06:32] Speaker B: What the stepmother's gift doing. [01:06:34] Speaker C: Why? [01:06:35] Speaker A: And told them that he was getting a. A. I think it was like a Tatum jersey. So then he was like. So then he asked me after. He was like, the next day, he's like, you know, I don't even know if I like that. She told me that, like, yeah, like I wanted to know. When she asked me, I obviously said yes. But then it's like, then I have to fake. Like I'm pretending that I'm surprised. [01:06:55] Speaker B: Of course. [01:06:56] Speaker A: Course she's a mother and I'm for marrying her. That's what I said. I'm like, this is insane. Like, why would she tell you that? Then you got to act like a fake and you don't even see. Then you're insulting them. Like, can I just ask them? [01:07:11] Speaker C: But then thought process. [01:07:13] Speaker B: But then I'm not going to lie to you. That totally like that gift. You might as well light that jersey on fire. [01:07:17] Speaker A: On fire. Yeah. [01:07:18] Speaker B: Might as well light it on fire because guess what? You spoiled it for that. Because I would. I used to remember all, all the time when I would get jerseys, especially a jersey, because I. We asked them as kids. They were popping when we were kids. People wear them all the time. You got that certain jersey on Christmas. I wore that once a week. [01:07:35] Speaker C: Did I get you. Oh, your brother, the Reggie Bush jersey. [01:07:38] Speaker B: Me? You gave it to me at 3xL. I still wouldn't fit into that jersey. [01:07:42] Speaker C: Figured you would grow into it. [01:07:44] Speaker B: Yeah, I appreciate. I appreciate it. Yeah, I appreciate it. Black and gold Reggie Bush jersey. Yep. [01:07:50] Speaker A: He definitely Saints one. [01:07:51] Speaker B: Yeah. And he thought I was gonna rookie year. [01:07:54] Speaker A: I'm sorry, I. I wasn't thinking Saints. I thought when you said Reggie Bush, I thought you were gonna go usc. That's a shitty gift. That's a shitty gift. [01:08:01] Speaker B: No, no, no, no, no, no. That's. No, that's definitely not even. [01:08:05] Speaker C: We were like 16. [01:08:06] Speaker B: That was a hot jersey. Hot jersey. That was a hot jersey. That jerseys do, do go those bang. One of the best jerseys I've ever gotten from my aunt was in the Red and black. Black Mike Vick jersey. That shit was fucking unbelievable. That was one of the best jersey I've ever got in my life. I don't care that he killed dogs for that time's sake. That's not what was going on at that time. That was like the coolest thing to have. Think about it when you go over your boy's house or when you used to play recess. All the dudes used to have jerseys on. Everyone had jerseys. I don't care. Georgetown, Billy's, everyone had jerseys on. Had to have the jersey. Game strong. That's all I know. Don't spoil gifts for fucking anybody. [01:08:46] Speaker C: Yeah, you can't do that. [01:08:48] Speaker B: Yes. Did I just tell you guys I got you guys gifts? Yeah. We're 34 years old. It didn't mean they're not like life changing gifts. But yeah, now I just thought about it because people get like Polly's printed on a T shirt. I should have gotten one of Justin's parlays that he had printed on a T shirt. That would have been funny. [01:09:03] Speaker C: That would have been good. [01:09:04] Speaker A: Just like everyone that he lost would have been better. [01:09:07] Speaker B: Just like a Brady punch. [01:09:09] Speaker A: Yeah, put that just. Or just zoom in that. Negative 1500 and an 18 leg poly. Like just the dumbest thing. [01:09:15] Speaker B: Like you just, just that one bet it just goes across his shirt. [01:09:18] Speaker A: Even he did hit it good. [01:09:20] Speaker C: If I hit it, I hit it. [01:09:22] Speaker B: House money. That's. I mean, I'm excited. I like the, I like the holidays. The, the weather hasn't been too, too, too, too, too bad. So you gotta take it for what it is. [01:09:33] Speaker A: Yesterday was beautiful. I had four cigars yesterday. [01:09:36] Speaker B: Al, I'm concerned with how much you smoke cigars, you know. [01:09:39] Speaker A: Well, I mean some of them are small. You see those little, small little ones that kind of look like a blunt that I've been smoking? [01:09:43] Speaker B: Yeah, it does look like you're smoking like backwoods, like in the hood. [01:09:46] Speaker A: Yeah, those. We're mixing those in on the ride up to work. They'll ride back from work and then we're throwing a couple fatties in there. It's too. [01:09:52] Speaker B: Which is too much. [01:09:53] Speaker A: Too much. You're, you're. Your jaw is going to fall off in like three weeks. [01:09:57] Speaker B: It's way too much, guys. With your dip, it's way too much. I don't know what you're talking about. I don't shoot tobacco. [01:10:02] Speaker A: You don't chew tobacco anymore? [01:10:04] Speaker B: No. [01:10:04] Speaker A: You're just saying this because your girlfriend's going to start listening to this and you don't want her to know. Does she know? Yeah, she does know. [01:10:10] Speaker B: Yeah, she caught me. [01:10:11] Speaker A: And then she was pissed about it. [01:10:13] Speaker B: Very. Not happy. Not happy at all of dipping was. It was zins, but she's seen a grizzly tun. [01:10:22] Speaker A: Wait, so is she okay with the zins? [01:10:24] Speaker B: No. [01:10:24] Speaker A: So she's not cool with anything. [01:10:26] Speaker C: Yeah, you managed to piss her off. [01:10:29] Speaker A: I cannot wait for me to throw that in her face when I see her next. I love when you guys give me ammo. [01:10:34] Speaker C: Is she coming on Christmas Eve? [01:10:35] Speaker B: She is not. She's not. We're going to do Christmas night because she's going to do Christmas Eve with her parents. Her aunts are coming in from town from Puerto Rico. [01:10:42] Speaker C: Family already, huh? [01:10:45] Speaker A: Flavor is. [01:10:46] Speaker B: I'm not gonna lie to you. What. [01:10:47] Speaker A: What would you say your favorite flavor is of dip? [01:10:50] Speaker C: What? [01:10:50] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:10:51] Speaker B: Justin, what's my favorite flavor of dip? [01:10:54] Speaker C: It went to green. [01:10:55] Speaker B: Thank you. [01:10:58] Speaker A: Are you calling Winter Granger favor? [01:11:01] Speaker B: Who the you calling, bro? Hi. [01:11:05] Speaker A: Hey, Skyler. What's up? You're in New Hampshire, right? [01:11:08] Speaker B: Yeah, I'm old. [01:11:09] Speaker A: Almost there. Can you. Can you do me a favor? Can you get me a sleeve of grizzly wintergreen? [01:11:16] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:11:17] Speaker A: You mind bringing it down? Yeah, just bring it down. [01:11:20] Speaker C: He likes pouches. [01:11:21] Speaker A: If you could do pouches would be. Would be ideal for me. Grizzly pouches. [01:11:26] Speaker C: Text me it. [01:11:27] Speaker A: Okay. But I won't be back in town till Friday. That's fine. That's fine. That's perfect. [01:11:32] Speaker C: Right before the holiday come on the podcast. [01:11:34] Speaker A: Do you want to come on the podcast On Monday the 23rd? [01:11:39] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:11:39] Speaker A: What time? It'll probably be early. Yeah, that's fine. [01:11:44] Speaker C: Tell the. [01:11:44] Speaker A: Okay, I'm gonna text you both things. [01:11:46] Speaker B: Gift exchange. [01:11:47] Speaker A: Gift exchange. Yankee swap. Okay. [01:11:50] Speaker B: Yeah, text me all of it. [01:11:51] Speaker A: All right. Okay, bye. All right, bye. [01:11:54] Speaker B: You're gonna. [01:11:55] Speaker A: I got you a gift, Nico. Just to let you know. [01:11:57] Speaker B: I know. I know what you're gonna do. Even regardless of that. That's my gift. [01:12:02] Speaker A: No, you're just gonna get it, that's all. [01:12:05] Speaker B: You're gonna videotape me and then you're go me in it and then it's going to be. Yeah, it's all good. I'll block you. I'm dead ass. I'm not having that argument. I'm not. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. It's whatever, bro. Listen, you can do. I could do be doing way worse. But coming from dating a nurse, as you know, everything's about my health. Everything lately has been about my health. Which I appreciate it, I get it. But she's on me like a hawk. [01:12:32] Speaker A: So it's bad. It's bad that the nurses suck. [01:12:35] Speaker B: I got 10 days to get healthy health insurance, so. [01:12:39] Speaker C: 10 days to get health insurance. [01:12:41] Speaker B: I said that I'd get health insurance before she leaves for Puerto Rico. So. Because we've been talking about it. [01:12:46] Speaker C: She's going to Puerto Rico again. [01:12:48] Speaker B: That. So she does. She does. She does her fam. Like what we do on Christmas Eve, she does. They do like a three day extravaganza in Puerto Rico. Her whole family. So all her parents. [01:12:58] Speaker A: Oh. So hold on a second. December 18th. So she. Is she gonna be here on Christmas? Is she gonna come to the. To the. [01:13:05] Speaker B: Nope. Christmas Eve. She's gonna spend with her. With her mama, her dad. They're gonna do dinner. [01:13:10] Speaker A: Where are they doing dinner? [01:13:11] Speaker B: I'm actually, I gotta. I'm trying to help. [01:13:13] Speaker C: You can't get her to come by after? [01:13:16] Speaker B: No. Because all night she has work Christmas day. [01:13:19] Speaker C: I don't think she likes you. That's what it is. [01:13:22] Speaker B: Maybe, maybe not. [01:13:24] Speaker A: We don't know yet. [01:13:24] Speaker B: We don't know yet. [01:13:25] Speaker A: The jury's out. She might. He might. He was not her person for a bit. Now he is the person. He could go back to being not her person. He should go get help also, like, still, you definitely need health insurance. Dude. [01:13:36] Speaker B: It's. Yeah, that's. That's it. I make jokes about it all day long. Like I have. I have. Like I should absolutely get health insurance. Like, that's not something I should be. [01:13:46] Speaker A: Like, if you get health insurance, can you jump off your balcony like you said? You. [01:13:50] Speaker B: Yeah, for sure. [01:13:51] Speaker A: Okay. [01:13:52] Speaker B: The next day, once it's active, actually. [01:13:54] Speaker A: Active, we check it out, we call it in. It's an active thing. And then you jump right off the balcony. [01:13:58] Speaker B: Yep. I love this hat, bro. [01:14:00] Speaker A: It's a Diamondbacks. [01:14:02] Speaker B: So gas. [01:14:03] Speaker A: It is kind of gas. I like that. Is that like a tan? Like an off white? [01:14:06] Speaker B: I don't even know, dude. It's off. [01:14:08] Speaker A: Awesome though, cuz it's not white. [01:14:09] Speaker B: My dad literally called. My dad literally called. My dad literally called me and was like, hey, man, like, what do you like? Your sister wants to know what you. I'm like, go to Paxon in the Northshore Mall. Look at the hat section and just grab anything that you see there in a graphic T shirt. [01:14:23] Speaker A: You know what I like about it? It's the low profile point. Like, you see how it's got the point. I like the low profile points over. [01:14:30] Speaker B: The high Profile and I love that my brims already. Already bent. [01:14:34] Speaker A: That's what I. That's what we got to tell to Tommy Gurino. Tommy Garino. Go get those Boston hats made with a low profile profile hat. For someone that already has the biggest head known to man. Just looks very bump coming out the back. You see this occipital knob? [01:14:46] Speaker B: What's going on with the back of your head? [01:14:48] Speaker C: People think it's a cigars that he smoked. [01:14:50] Speaker B: What's going on your back? Your head looks like a smoked cigar, buddy. What the is going on? [01:14:55] Speaker A: And I do go. [01:14:56] Speaker B: How do you have a lot like what is that hang time on the back of your head? [01:14:59] Speaker A: I told you, dude. I think, I think I really have a 7 1/4 head. But because of this. [01:15:04] Speaker C: Look at this. [01:15:04] Speaker B: How tight is your hat on your head? [01:15:06] Speaker A: Oh, I like them tight. I like it tight. I don't like it to feel like. [01:15:09] Speaker B: It gives me a headache every now and then if you have it on too long like that. [01:15:13] Speaker C: Yeah, he's bursting at the seams right now. [01:15:15] Speaker B: But buddy. [01:15:16] Speaker A: Hey, and you know what? Ian Bick too. Ian Bick at Ian Bick just put up a thing that I just saw before we started. Why do people wear sunglasses on podcasts? I don't know, buddy. Look at the lights, you retard. Look at all these lights smashing in my face right now. I got the worst eyes. No. Known to man. Going out into the sun. What do you think we have the lights for? [01:15:39] Speaker B: It's. [01:15:39] Speaker A: I'm not gonna lie to make it look half decent sometimes, but look it. I don't know how you guys do it without it. [01:15:45] Speaker C: Brutal. [01:15:45] Speaker A: I did it one episode. Three hours. We did it up in Braintree. I had a headache for a week. [01:15:51] Speaker C: I know. It's so brutal. [01:15:52] Speaker A: That's why we wear the glasses. It's not rocket science. [01:15:56] Speaker B: Ian Bakers, he the one that interviews all the prisoners. [01:15:59] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah, he did like be shoot up Johnny Bot. [01:16:03] Speaker B: His. Some of his tick tocks are interesting. [01:16:05] Speaker A: Yeah, no, he's got, he's got. [01:16:06] Speaker B: I just always thought the unwritten rule was like gangsters don't tell stories and like. [01:16:09] Speaker C: But yet again, because he's not a gangster, dude. [01:16:12] Speaker A: Well, hold on. [01:16:12] Speaker C: Yeah, no, I'm not talking. [01:16:15] Speaker B: I'm saying like the people he has on, I like these. [01:16:17] Speaker A: Well, I would say that's not people that are still in the game is what I would say that. [01:16:20] Speaker C: Yeah, but if you're a real gangster, you're never out of the game. We have one more Thing to talk about, I think on our list before we. [01:16:30] Speaker A: Okay, what is it? [01:16:31] Speaker C: Wrap this up. I'd like to talk about it, but you're making the most noise. [01:16:34] Speaker B: I don't even know I still have. Is my bagel still valid to have? [01:16:39] Speaker C: Yeah, I guess I'm not having it now. [01:16:41] Speaker B: I'm probably gonna have it once we. [01:16:43] Speaker C: These drones, they're everywhere. [01:16:46] Speaker A: All the drones. [01:16:47] Speaker C: The drones. We haven't talked about the drones. [01:16:49] Speaker A: Do you know anything about the drones? [01:16:51] Speaker B: Boss, let's be realistic. [01:16:53] Speaker C: He just. He thinks it's Monday right now. He doesn't know anything about the drones. [01:16:59] Speaker B: Thank you. Someone gets me. [01:17:02] Speaker C: So they're sniffing nukes out. That's what I think. [01:17:09] Speaker B: Well, I think. I think the conspiracy. [01:17:11] Speaker A: You're looking at that Rogan thing, right? Because the Rogan. [01:17:14] Speaker C: Rogan. I didn't. I haven't watched Rogan. [01:17:16] Speaker A: Why? [01:17:16] Speaker C: What did Rogan say? [01:17:17] Speaker A: Well, Rogan. It was a rep or something or somebody saying. [01:17:23] Speaker B: No, I'm trying to mention that they. [01:17:24] Speaker A: Were trying to sniff for some type of reactive or something that they were trying to smell or sense. Oh, was that Boston cream? [01:17:31] Speaker B: Look at that. [01:17:33] Speaker A: I had a Boston cream from Canes. That thing like was so filled it jizzed in my mouth. [01:17:39] Speaker C: Give me one of those cookie. [01:17:40] Speaker B: And you liked it. [01:17:43] Speaker A: Now, now we're not making fun of The Uber eats McDonald's at 10:30 in the morning. [01:17:48] Speaker B: Now we're consuming it. [01:17:49] Speaker C: I wait until 1240 to eat this cookie. [01:17:54] Speaker A: So now are we at all worried about your gird acting up from the shortening that's in that? [01:17:58] Speaker C: I hope not. [01:17:59] Speaker B: From the what? [01:18:01] Speaker A: It seems like you had like a sliver of a Rice Krispy treat once. [01:18:04] Speaker B: Who gives a about the drones? Let's be realistic. We made it through a global pandemic. Think I care about drones? [01:18:11] Speaker A: They're definitely not aliens. [01:18:12] Speaker C: Will you. [01:18:13] Speaker A: It's probably a foreign country. [01:18:14] Speaker B: No, no, no. [01:18:16] Speaker A: Like, first of all, it's crazy. I agree that we have to say that, but that's what people are trying to say. [01:18:22] Speaker B: You understand that like 75 to 85. Probably more. Higher percentage of these people are stupid. [01:18:27] Speaker A: What's this dog doing? Is he throwing up? [01:18:31] Speaker C: I think he's. [01:18:32] Speaker A: Yeah, he's a legit of the wrong dog. Dog. It's definitely a. I think it's a foreign country. [01:18:40] Speaker C: Dog's overbred. [01:18:41] Speaker A: 100% overbred. [01:18:42] Speaker B: That's an overbred dog. [01:18:44] Speaker A: The dogs. [01:18:44] Speaker C: That right there is an over bred dog. [01:18:47] Speaker B: This dog. [01:18:47] Speaker A: The drones. I dig. I dig A foreign country scoping some out but they keep saying it's not. So I got some people who work for certain defense companies. Oh, I'm not gonna name defense company and I'm not naming defense companies. [01:19:02] Speaker B: ADT is not a defense company. [01:19:04] Speaker A: ADT is not a defense company. Okay you could put it. You could put it together if you have a brain. [01:19:08] Speaker B: Squad is not. [01:19:11] Speaker C: I know what defense companies talking about. [01:19:14] Speaker A: I know some people that work for certain defense contracting companies and they say. [01:19:18] Speaker B: That they fence companies. Someone that works for a fence company. [01:19:21] Speaker A: No defense. But yeah, no what the best fence company in Rivia. He works for z best fence company in Revere. [01:19:28] Speaker B: I'm sorry, Rich. I love you, but you're fucking retarded. [01:19:30] Speaker C: Yeah, he's not talking about Richie, dude. [01:19:33] Speaker B: Well, he's fucking retarded. Anyways. [01:19:35] Speaker A: So anyways works for a certain defense contracting company and he says he thinks it is them testing this is with no knowledge. [01:19:45] Speaker C: The postal service of the fire department. [01:19:47] Speaker A: Is not a defense company that he's. That it's thinks they're testing either the. The way we pick up drones if they could pick up drones on our defense systems, or it could be testing how drones work versus other defenses. Like basically offensive and defensive with the drones doing some offensive offensive and defensive with the drones. He thinks it's us. He thinks it's us. Which kind of makes sense that they're not that they're saying there's nothing to worry about. But who the knows they find them in Navy yards. They found. They found one in a navy yard in New Jersey. A huge drone. So who the knows why are they over a navy yard in New Jersey? [01:20:29] Speaker C: Yeah, I mean it sounds like somebody's trying to stir the pot before they're out of the out of office. But what do I know? [01:20:35] Speaker A: Oh you think it could be the. [01:20:36] Speaker C: Buy dog somebody stir in the pot before we they get out of office. [01:20:41] Speaker B: Political wand. [01:20:43] Speaker C: I don't know if it's being political. I'm just. This is. I mean what's actually happening. [01:20:48] Speaker B: If it's what's actually happening that's real. But it also I think also is obviously a political thing. One I will say I don't. I just think it's. I don't think it's anything. Who the fuck knows. I think it's another thing that they'll throw out in the world and just act fucking. There is. [01:21:03] Speaker A: There is. Will you agree that there's a ton of drones Cape Cod all on all for some reason on shores outside right now? [01:21:11] Speaker B: I would have no idea. [01:21:13] Speaker A: So I was Actually at a football game. And people were like, why is there a drone over the middle of the field? And I was like, I didn't even notice that drone legitimately. We had to stop the game and get the drone out of the sky because they were like, thought that they were like fucking, you know, spying on. [01:21:28] Speaker B: 11 when they first became a thing. Three years ago, me and my father were at a Red Sox game. And, you know, I didn't know this, but on the top of the green on the U of the Fenway is a sniper team. They're just standing there. Yeah, you can see from like. So if you're like sitting around the third base side, like right up on the sides. If you go ahead and look up near like the Coca Cola stand and like up over on this side, there's like all men standing there armed. So one. One time, a fucking drone came flying over the. The monster and they had to stop the game, the whole nine yards. Like, they were pointing it out. Like, all of a sudden you've seen more people come up on the top of Fenway. I had no idea that that was all, but it was like code red. I've been saying someone's. Well, I mean, honestly, it's very easy. You could definitely attract. You could definitely attach a bomb to that or some type of explosive device, fly it over, detonate it, boom, bang. [01:22:28] Speaker A: I've been saying this for years, that more movies should incorporate drones. I think that there should be a bank robbery movie where that's how they get the money out. They rob the bank. You know, some. Some movies, they'll dump it into the trash and the trash guy comes and pick it up. They should just have the drone there, take the bag. See you later. It's gone. It's aerial. Like, that's what. They should be using drones in the movies for a second. [01:22:51] Speaker B: Okay, maybe, maybe, like, maybe I understand. Okay, maybe I understand that. [01:22:56] Speaker C: But I'm not gonna lie. [01:22:57] Speaker B: Lie. I think the best bank robbery that I've ever seen witnessed in a movie was Fast and Furious. [01:23:04] Speaker A: I think they take the safe out. [01:23:06] Speaker B: That was sick. That. [01:23:07] Speaker C: Yeah. That's like not the most logical. [01:23:10] Speaker B: No, it is the most absolutely wild way to rob a bank. You take the whole safe. [01:23:15] Speaker A: I don't think a Dodge Charge, I could pull a safe that. [01:23:18] Speaker B: Absolutely not. [01:23:20] Speaker C: Absolutely. [01:23:20] Speaker B: Roll to the right and drift you car back the other way to stand even out the balance nonetheless, then spin your car, let the safe slide. [01:23:31] Speaker A: Takes place in like two movies. I know, because they go back to it. Yeah, they go back to five in, like, seven or eight. [01:23:38] Speaker B: Well, they go. Well, they go back to that. Because in the. In the latest one, when that whole scene where he swings the safe. Where he swings the safe on the bridge, it hits Jason Momoa, his dad's car. Right. And kills him or something. [01:23:52] Speaker A: Something like that. [01:23:53] Speaker B: Isn't that the whole plot of that one? [01:23:54] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah. [01:23:55] Speaker A: He does die. He goes into the water and he goes. He ends up dying. [01:23:58] Speaker B: Yeah. Because, like, the cars fall on him or some other stupid. [01:24:00] Speaker A: Jason Momoa is a great bad guy in that fruity. [01:24:02] Speaker C: Such a good. Yeah. [01:24:03] Speaker B: Oh, he. He's kind of a. He's cold, man. [01:24:07] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:24:07] Speaker B: That end of that movie was cold. [01:24:10] Speaker C: The closest thing we've seen to Heath Ledger. Joker. [01:24:13] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:24:14] Speaker B: Like, sadistic. Yeah. Loves to see the world burn kind of thing. Yeah. Like, that's, like, his whole mantra. [01:24:19] Speaker A: It's like throwing away two years. As for that movie. But speaking now, it's gonna be Carry on on Netflix. Carry On. [01:24:24] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:24:24] Speaker B: Is it good? [01:24:25] Speaker C: Told you about it. [01:24:26] Speaker A: Did you tell me about it? Because I watched it the other day. It was good. [01:24:28] Speaker C: I texted you and told you to watch it. [01:24:29] Speaker A: Great. [01:24:30] Speaker C: I said, great. Hangover. [01:24:33] Speaker B: I've watched so many shows. I've watched so much of narcos that I'm like. A part of me is like, you. [01:24:41] Speaker A: Could be in the. [01:24:42] Speaker B: Let me just go be a. Be a drug lord, because that seems like a blast. [01:24:49] Speaker C: But I just rewatched Squid Games in, like, two days, powered through that again. [01:24:54] Speaker A: You could never be a drug lord. You were, like, a bookie for, like, six weeks, dude. [01:24:58] Speaker B: And, no, I was not. I was. I was a bookie for almost for a little over a year and made a good amount of money. [01:25:04] Speaker A: So why'd you stop? [01:25:07] Speaker B: It might be the biggest headache in. [01:25:11] Speaker A: The world, getting the money. [01:25:12] Speaker C: Who wants to get these people down for money? [01:25:14] Speaker B: Oh, brother. [01:25:15] Speaker C: You got to hurt people. It is the only way you get it. [01:25:18] Speaker A: Nico wouldn't hurt a. [01:25:19] Speaker B: It is so ass. [01:25:20] Speaker C: You got to get people. [01:25:22] Speaker B: Thank you, Justin. Yeah, and that's also true. Like, you know, you don't want to mix friendships and money and all that. I like taking money from random people and, like, took some random. I like this kid. This kid Jeff from Framingham might have given me some. I think I looked. He gave me somewhere over, like. I think he gave us overall, like, 10.5, 10,000 at least. Over, like, a span of, like, 10 months. Was fantastic. It was great. [01:25:45] Speaker A: That's what you need. You need one guy. [01:25:46] Speaker B: There was one guy. That one guy fed me that guy. [01:25:49] Speaker A: So why would you stop up? Why would you just. Just take. [01:25:51] Speaker B: Because it was a. Because it was a legitimate pain. It was legit. [01:25:53] Speaker A: Take his bets. [01:25:54] Speaker B: And he stopped betting because he lost so much money. [01:25:57] Speaker A: Dude, you could have got him. [01:25:59] Speaker B: And then I also stopped dealing. Stop dealing weed at. That was for a short extent of my time. That was about two months. I carried around a weighted scale on my. In my car. Figured out that's a federal crime. Definitely don't want to do that. [01:26:11] Speaker A: Wait, hold on. So wait, hold on. Wait, wait, wait. [01:26:14] Speaker C: How'd you keep it in it. [01:26:14] Speaker A: So you were selling? [01:26:15] Speaker B: I kept it in my trunk. [01:26:16] Speaker A: You're selling both? [01:26:17] Speaker B: No, no, no, no. I sold weed like, my senior year of high school. Two years after. Two years after high school? Yeah. [01:26:27] Speaker A: So you kept the scale in your trunk? [01:26:28] Speaker B: Yep. Or in behind my. [01:26:30] Speaker A: What kind of scale was it? [01:26:32] Speaker B: It was a dial scale. It was a digital scale. Literally. [01:26:35] Speaker A: Why don't you get, like, one of those CD cases? The ones that open up that. That looks like a cd? No cops gonna open up a cd. [01:26:40] Speaker B: Mine looks like a Game Boy. Hustle up with that. [01:26:42] Speaker A: Did it. So why were you worried about it? [01:26:45] Speaker B: I don't know. Maybe because I'm 19 years old and someone's like, hey, you know, you probably shouldn't be driving around with a scale. Oh, all right, cool. [01:26:52] Speaker A: I just figured someone pressured you for money or something, and you were like it. Like you had to kick up. You weren't kicking up? [01:26:58] Speaker C: No. [01:26:59] Speaker A: You didn't have to kick up? [01:27:00] Speaker B: No, no. I got brought into a room for the book for kicking up, and my dad had my back. [01:27:04] Speaker A: Yeah. Don't drop any names. [01:27:06] Speaker C: No names? [01:27:07] Speaker B: No, I don't have to. My dad. Solid. That's all I know. [01:27:10] Speaker A: Perfect. [01:27:11] Speaker C: Yeah. Well, hopefully you got him a Christmas present. [01:27:15] Speaker B: I'm actually gonna go get my dad a Christmas present right after this. I'm heading up to the PGA Superstar. [01:27:19] Speaker A: I was just gonna say, I hope. [01:27:20] Speaker B: It'S a golf related PGA superstore. I'm gonna go get him a couple shirts, a couple chubbies. [01:27:23] Speaker C: Nice. [01:27:24] Speaker B: He gets pissed off, man, because he's an old man. I tell him he needs a little swag. [01:27:28] Speaker A: Give him a gift card, let him buy what he wants. [01:27:30] Speaker B: No, I don't want to buy a gift card. If you buy gift cards to people. [01:27:32] Speaker A: That dude, he's a gearhead. You know what a gearhead is? [01:27:36] Speaker B: It's. Yes. Someone that likes me. Mechanics. [01:27:38] Speaker A: No, he's a gearhead. He loves to buy his own, like, gears. Like, he'll Buy a new putt. He's getting fitted for a new putter he likes. [01:27:46] Speaker B: He's meticulous. [01:27:47] Speaker A: He's a gearhead. He likes that. He likes like the toys, you know. [01:27:51] Speaker B: That's stupid, though. [01:27:52] Speaker A: He doesn't care about being dressed up. He just wants to hit the ball straight. That's your problem. You want to look good, you look good. You play like, all right, well, that's. [01:27:59] Speaker B: Usually not, that's usually not how the phrase goes. It says look good and then it does play good. [01:28:04] Speaker A: I get it. But you look good and you play like. That's what I'm saying. [01:28:07] Speaker C: Because you play and play like the. [01:28:10] Speaker A: Kid has a, has a three wood that said he got off the Salvation army rack. Like, that's what I'm talking about. He has a gear. He has no good gear. And he's wondering why his father's got everything fitted towards him. So that's why his father plays good. You need to get yourself fitted if you want to take yourself serious. He's a gearhead. [01:28:26] Speaker B: When have I ever denied that? I, if I, I, I, if I want to get better at golf, that I should probably get more legitimate. [01:28:32] Speaker A: I bet you if I called your father right now and asked him to loft on his driver, he could tell me right now. [01:28:36] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:28:36] Speaker A: Looking at his drive, I bet you, I bet you you couldn't do that. [01:28:39] Speaker B: 10.5. [01:28:40] Speaker A: I bet you it's a 9.5. [01:28:42] Speaker B: I'll make a. I'm. No, I'm not gonna make a bet with you, cuz I owe you $600. [01:28:45] Speaker A: But yeah, that's, we're waiting for that to come in. [01:28:48] Speaker C: The hell do you owe him $600 for? [01:28:49] Speaker B: $500 was on the Patriots two years ago. Two years ago. [01:28:54] Speaker C: You're still waiting on that. [01:28:55] Speaker B: Over seven. Over seven and a half. [01:28:57] Speaker C: And you got fantasy money. You should have just said. [01:28:59] Speaker A: That's what I said. That's what I said. [01:29:01] Speaker B: I won it that year. I wanted that. Yeah. [01:29:03] Speaker C: What is the payout for first and second? [01:29:06] Speaker A: I don't know. It's. [01:29:08] Speaker B: Oh, it's up to the adults that are in the match. [01:29:11] Speaker A: It's giving, I think it's like 2000, 1000. [01:29:13] Speaker B: It has nothing to do with anybody else. [01:29:15] Speaker A: You're going to handle like 25hundo and was just like, yeah, you. [01:29:19] Speaker C: No, it's got to be more than 2,000. [01:29:21] Speaker B: What's crazy is I'm the commissioner of, I'm the commissioner of my league, of my reveal league, and I know I'll get no kickback yeah, because you. [01:29:29] Speaker C: You. [01:29:29] Speaker A: This is what happens when you surround yourself with losers. Yeah, that's what they are. They're losers. [01:29:37] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. So it's 4600 after your. So 6000 off that his. [01:29:43] Speaker B: Tyler's still not paid. [01:29:44] Speaker C: Take 20% off. What? [01:29:46] Speaker A: No one has. People still haven't paid. [01:29:48] Speaker C: Take 20% off of what? [01:29:49] Speaker A: Off that. Because I'm taking 20% off the top. [01:29:51] Speaker C: That's not how it works. [01:29:52] Speaker A: So it's 940. Yeah. Let's see someone say something. Something about it. [01:29:55] Speaker C: You can't take 20. [01:29:57] Speaker A: I'll take it 20 off. You can't just take it 20 off the top. [01:30:00] Speaker C: So take that group chat. [01:30:01] Speaker A: Minus 940. [01:30:02] Speaker C: That's not how it works out. [01:30:04] Speaker A: You want to call me Mike Silva? I'll show you how it is. [01:30:07] Speaker C: I'll show you. [01:30:07] Speaker A: I'll be the. [01:30:08] Speaker C: So then you said, what does second place get? Nothing. Second place gets money back. [01:30:15] Speaker B: Are you tapped? [01:30:18] Speaker C: I don't know. I'm genuinely asking. [01:30:21] Speaker B: What's the pot? What's the pot? [01:30:23] Speaker A: 46. [01:30:24] Speaker B: 4600 in the championship. [01:30:26] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:30:26] Speaker B: Okay. So whoever the. In the championship. [01:30:29] Speaker A: 16. I think it's three. 16. [01:30:31] Speaker B: Dude. You could do that. Yeah. [01:30:34] Speaker C: Split. [01:30:35] Speaker A: Everyone negotiates. It's 20. It's. People will be pretty sure I did. [01:30:39] Speaker B: 27 in the other half. [01:30:40] Speaker A: That's what it. That's like you play for a couple hundred. [01:30:42] Speaker C: Next person. Yeah, you play for a couple hundred to the. [01:30:45] Speaker A: Yep. That's what happens. So all I hope for. Well, I. I kind of like part of me wants Justin to win because, you know, why do you want me to party? You. Part of me wants me to win. Part of me wants him to lose in devastating fashion. I think that's better for the content for this podcast. [01:31:02] Speaker B: Is it the semis, Right? [01:31:03] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:31:04] Speaker C: I just need to make it through this round and I'm in the money because whoever I'm playing is either going to be Fatsucker or Eddie. And they'll both. [01:31:13] Speaker B: I lost neither one of them. Tiebreaker. Some straight dog piss. [01:31:17] Speaker C: Neither one of them are greedy. So. [01:31:19] Speaker B: So I. Yeah, you. Yeah, that's. That's. Yeah, you just don't want somebody greedy. Then you end up threatening their life like I did to the Georgetown kids. And then they kicked me out of the league after. Yeah. [01:31:28] Speaker C: I mean it could be Fucker. And the thing is, is me and if it's me and fot sucker, we're both single man teams. [01:31:36] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:31:36] Speaker A: There's nothing worse for me is if you and the fot sucker win. [01:31:40] Speaker C: Why? [01:31:41] Speaker A: Because I. Neither one of you is going to kick me back. It is what it is. [01:31:44] Speaker C: I probably wouldn't give you money, but I would definitely get give you something. [01:31:49] Speaker B: Hand job. [01:31:50] Speaker C: No, I probably give like a bottle of scotch or some cigars. [01:31:54] Speaker A: I don't want nothing from you guys. I don't want to have to teach people how to act right. [01:31:59] Speaker C: What do you mean? [01:32:00] Speaker A: We're too old. [01:32:00] Speaker C: Why does it have to be money? [01:32:02] Speaker A: It doesn't have to be anything. It doesn't. It legitimately doesn't have to be anything. But everyone will think down on you for that. [01:32:07] Speaker C: I have no problem getting you something. But why does it have to be money? [01:32:12] Speaker A: It doesn't have to be money. [01:32:13] Speaker C: So I can't get you like a nice bottle of fucking 80, $90 bottle of scotch. I can't do that. That's a problem. [01:32:22] Speaker A: No, nothing's a problem, dude. I just will look down on you, that's all. [01:32:25] Speaker C: Okay, so instead of me giving you. [01:32:27] Speaker A: Nothing, it's a step up from Nico. So you'll be above Nico. [01:32:33] Speaker B: You can't do much worse than me. As long as you get him like a sticker book or something. [01:32:36] Speaker A: Yeah, you could legit just get me. [01:32:37] Speaker B: Like a pencil and that would still be an improvement because it gets 90 val. [01:32:41] Speaker C: Yeah, but I'm just saying if I got you a nice bottle of $10 Starbucks. Nice bottle. [01:32:46] Speaker A: I just think that I don't understand how you guys like live your life the way you live your life. [01:32:50] Speaker C: What do you mean? [01:32:51] Speaker B: What does that even mean? [01:32:53] Speaker A: I just don't get it. [01:32:54] Speaker C: I've won fantasy football one time in my whole existence of playing. [01:32:59] Speaker B: I've won. [01:32:59] Speaker C: I've always either make it to the championship and lose or just don't make it at all. Right? [01:33:07] Speaker A: Yep. [01:33:08] Speaker C: And then the one time I won was my Florida league when I moved back here. And they never paid me. [01:33:14] Speaker A: Yeah, because you with scumbags, that's. That's how you. [01:33:16] Speaker B: I mean you're in a. You're in a fast football people with fancy football league with people from Florida. [01:33:21] Speaker A: Yeah, you, when you. That's how you guys learn scumbag behavior. But the point, the point I was trying to make. Well, I was going to make a point. Now I forget what I was going to say. [01:33:30] Speaker C: You said that you. If I have to teach you how to act. Right. Which is just a crazy comment. [01:33:35] Speaker A: Yeah, you, you're supposed to tip people out in any type of pool. I would be extremely embarrassed. So if I. Okay, let's just say this. If someone was running a square or a pool system or. Or a game. [01:33:44] Speaker B: And I told you I did it in my own mind. Mother won and gave me nothing. So what are we talking, mothers? [01:33:51] Speaker A: That's crazy that your mother would do that. That's fine. But your mother gives you all the time. I mean, sure, but like get out of our box. [01:33:57] Speaker B: One thing has nothing to do with the other. [01:33:59] Speaker C: I mean, personally, I've never really heard of you. [01:34:02] Speaker A: It's just a no, no, you guys are the only two. [01:34:06] Speaker B: Because then I asked my whole. Who flames? Me? Who flames? [01:34:10] Speaker A: Are you talking about the loser, Tyler Scarbo who still hasn't paid his money? Is that who you. [01:34:14] Speaker B: I'm not talking about that. [01:34:16] Speaker A: You. [01:34:16] Speaker B: I said my people. That's it, buddy. I'm pretty sure I'm a solo team. I told that kid he's on the hard seat. We didn't end up making the playoffs. And now he's. [01:34:26] Speaker A: If you made the playoffs, you were going to buy. Buy him out? [01:34:29] Speaker B: No. Well, I was trying to figure out. I thought he would already paid you. [01:34:33] Speaker C: By now, but clearly he'll be on. [01:34:35] Speaker A: I'm not worried about these kids. But what I will say, I'm going to say this right now. I'm telling everybody now, anyone that is in the fantasy league and is in the playoffs, you are not getting paid out on time. I could just tell you right now because they're not all pay. So you won't get your money. So do not depend on your money. I'm not paying out a dime until everybody's money is in. So that's how we're going to do it from now on. Next year we're going to be taking off points for people because I don't understand how you can't just give $500. I don't get it. We're going up to a thousand. We're weeding out the people that don't want to be in it. Fine, get a partner. Your money's up front or you're going to lose 10 points a week. [01:35:11] Speaker B: I actually fucking love that the money. [01:35:13] Speaker A: Has to be in. [01:35:14] Speaker B: I actually love. [01:35:14] Speaker A: That's it. [01:35:15] Speaker B: That's how you weed people out. [01:35:17] Speaker A: And then you weed out these fuck loses. And that's the only way I'm going to run it. Otherwise I'm out of the league. I'm not chasing people down for $500. They act like it's the end of the world. [01:35:27] Speaker B: I like that. I appreciate that. So does that mean everything else is going to go up? [01:35:30] Speaker A: Everything's going up. Every single thing's going up. The payouts will go up. Wow. [01:35:33] Speaker B: We're getting more serious. I like that. I like that. [01:35:36] Speaker A: And. And weed out these losers that don't want to pay. And that's it. So. So don't. If you win, Justin, do not wait for the money, because it's. It's not coming. It's not coming till I get every single time in. [01:35:48] Speaker B: Reason, once you do have all the money, collective, you'll just. You'll. You'll. You'll. [01:35:52] Speaker A: You'll write to the person, right? To the person. [01:35:56] Speaker C: If I win and get. [01:35:58] Speaker A: I'm gonna be, oh, no, you're gonna get the money. [01:36:00] Speaker B: No, you're gonna get. You're gonna get the money. It's just not gonna be. Once you win that match, then I gotta. [01:36:04] Speaker A: I gotta give them. No, no, you're not chasing anybody. Because I'm gonna take it as a direct insult towards me. I'll be in the news. I can guarantee it. I can guarant fucking tee it. If they don't want to give their money. So that'll be what? That's. You want to see how Al's going to be in the news? You want to see famous? More like infamous. I'll be burning houses down. [01:36:23] Speaker C: I can only see one. [01:36:24] Speaker A: For 500,000 fucking scumbags. [01:36:26] Speaker C: I can only see one person refusing to pay. I can only see one. [01:36:33] Speaker A: In this league, everyone's going to pay one way or another. I'll tell you that much. [01:36:37] Speaker B: I trimmed my own bid, and I'm actually proud of myself. [01:36:39] Speaker C: All right, do we have anything else to talk about before we wrap this bitch up and put a bow on it? [01:36:46] Speaker A: Anything you want to talk about? Justin starting a Patreon? [01:36:50] Speaker B: Like, for himself? [01:36:52] Speaker A: No, for us. [01:36:53] Speaker C: Oh, we're all starting a Patreon song. Justin starting a Patreon. We're going to be talking about that as soon as these cameras stop rolling. But be on the lookout for Patreon. It's coming soon. [01:37:07] Speaker B: Yeah, we got to end on that. I don't know what the. I don't know. I don't know. If we didn't. Like, he clicked it so many times, it was like. [01:37:14] Speaker A: It's like, how many. He emptying the whole clip? [01:37:16] Speaker C: Yeah, was emptying the whole clip, buddy. [01:37:18] Speaker B: Sound. It just sounds like. Yeah. Hey, but you know what? Ah, we got it. All right. I got to get off that Boston Cream doll. [01:38:06] Speaker C: Ra.