Ep. 108 | Caberet

[00:00:49] Speaker A: Oh, God. [00:00:56] Speaker B: Father of two, Dale Decker suffers from. [00:00:59] Speaker A: A rare and seemingly incurable condition that. [00:01:02] Speaker B: Leads to him suffering up to 1. [00:01:04] Speaker A: 100 unwanted orgasms a day, there's nothing pleasurable about it because even though it might physically feel good, the whole time inside your mind, you're completely disgusted by what's going on. And depending on where you're at, if you're in public, if you're in front of kids, if you're around strangers, if you're in front of kids, I mean, it can make a person break real fast. [00:01:29] Speaker B: The 37 year old is the first man to ever speak publicly about the condition known as persistent sexual arousal syndrome, or PSAs. [00:01:38] Speaker A: And he says it's ruining his life. [00:01:42] Speaker B: When you're on your knees at your. [00:01:43] Speaker A: Father'S funeral, at his casket, and you're. [00:01:46] Speaker B: Saying goodbye to him, and then you. [00:01:49] Speaker A: Have nine orgasms right there while your whole family is standing behind you, never. [00:01:55] Speaker B: Want to have another orgasm as long as you do. [00:01:58] Speaker C: Oh, my God. [00:02:01] Speaker A: Just keep on coming. You just keep on coming. [00:02:10] Speaker C: Dale from Egos. [00:02:16] Speaker A: When you're on your hands and knees at your father's funeral and you just. You have nine orgasms, that's rough. [00:02:24] Speaker B: I mean, I wasn't expecting the father's funeral thing, but that is unbelievable. [00:02:30] Speaker A: You can't even like, make that up. [00:02:32] Speaker B: No, you really can't. [00:02:33] Speaker A: Because if that is a skit, that's the funniest skit of all time that's ever existed. [00:02:40] Speaker B: Yes. I think we have to look up if that's real. And I actually don't want to know. I'm just assuming that that is real. [00:02:45] Speaker A: It's like, I feel like we need to remake that. [00:02:48] Speaker B: But he's coming hot too. They ain't even like orgasms. Like he's falling to his knees, dude, I kind of want it. [00:02:54] Speaker A: Did you see him on the park bench all curled up? [00:02:57] Speaker B: Yeah. Just hates his life. [00:03:00] Speaker A: He has a hundred orgasms a day. [00:03:03] Speaker B: I could picture that, like, being annoying. [00:03:05] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. I mean, have you ever had the hiccups? [00:03:08] Speaker B: I still don't know. It's like intense pleasure. [00:03:11] Speaker A: It's probably miserable. Like after. [00:03:14] Speaker B: You think he's just like straight sensitive? [00:03:16] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. He's probably 100%. [00:03:20] Speaker B: Just think how many pairs of underwear he has to go. [00:03:22] Speaker A: His love life is. Must be horrible. There's no way he has a good love life with his wife. [00:03:26] Speaker B: His wife was there by himself, by his side. Maybe she's like, fuck this guy. I don't even want him on me right now. [00:03:31] Speaker A: Maybe he's got like, a ton of money. He's definitely collects disability. [00:03:35] Speaker B: There's no way he doesn't 100 times in a day. I mean, he can't even get through his father's funeral. We're all busting a nut nine times in a row. [00:03:43] Speaker A: That's crazy. [00:03:43] Speaker B: I wonder if it works with, like, sadness. Like, he was just so sad that it was like. He just doesn't know how to regulate stuff coming. [00:03:52] Speaker A: I mean, what else would be equally as annoying? Like sneezing all day. [00:03:58] Speaker B: Sneezing will be worse. I think you'd want to kill yourself just all day. Yeah. They have this thing called hollow nose syndrome. When my mother got her deviated septum fixed, Basically, it's got 100% suicide rate. It's a side effect. Side effect. That's possible if you get your deviated septum fixed. [00:04:23] Speaker A: No. [00:04:24] Speaker B: 1 of the surgery that she got done because she was having a sinus infection for 18 straight months. I think it's called, like, nasal gap or something that. I'll look it up. [00:04:34] Speaker A: There's no surgery for it. [00:04:36] Speaker B: Like, there's no surgery. You just feel like you're gonna sneeze 24 7. And not one person has ever survived because they all just kill themselves. [00:04:43] Speaker A: They can't, like, put a flap there. They gotta put something. [00:04:47] Speaker B: Look up the name because I know I'm not remembering the name. No, it's just a feeling. Nasal gap syndrome. [00:04:57] Speaker A: That's gonna be horrible. Just 24 7. I gotta sneeze like that tingly. I'd probably kill myself too. I don't have any syndromes right now. I think about killing myself all the time. Like, I wouldn't have to pay any bills, right? Yeah. [00:05:22] Speaker B: So, yeah, I can't. I can't find out exactly what the it's called, but they wander about it. I was like, I'll kill you. [00:05:30] Speaker A: That's not something like you made up. [00:05:31] Speaker B: And I'm not gonna come at your funeral. I'll tell you that much. [00:05:34] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:05:34] Speaker B: 100 invite this guy over just so he can come. Lighten everyone's. [00:05:40] Speaker A: We would all be dying laughing. [00:05:41] Speaker B: Yeah, I'm getting my change. Underwear dude. [00:05:44] Speaker A: Taking pictures of him. [00:05:45] Speaker B: He's coming again. [00:05:48] Speaker A: He's Johnny. He's coming. [00:05:49] Speaker B: I think his name is Dale deca too. [00:05:51] Speaker A: Yeah, I know. Which is like, dou. Double D, Double D, Double D. Dale deca just can't stop coming deals. [00:05:58] Speaker B: Dale Decker's dick is dripping. Dripping. Come. I wish I had a word for come. That started with a d there, though. [00:06:07] Speaker A: Discharge. [00:06:09] Speaker B: Dale Decker's. Dick is discharging again. What is dripping discharge. [00:06:17] Speaker A: Deal, Deal. Decker's dick is dip dripping discharge. Wow, that's a multiple. [00:06:21] Speaker B: Yeah, say that five times fast. [00:06:23] Speaker A: Dale Decker's dick is dripping discharge. [00:06:26] Speaker B: Well, we had a Thanksgiving episode. This was going to be our Thanksgiving. [00:06:29] Speaker A: Episode all planned out. [00:06:31] Speaker B: And the only turkey here is Nico. He's a turkey. [00:06:34] Speaker A: He is a turkey. [00:06:35] Speaker B: He's a loser. He's blaming traffic from Quincy. Why you in fucking Quincy? Number one. [00:06:41] Speaker A: No reason for him to be in Quincy. [00:06:42] Speaker B: Your fucking girlfriend's on a two week vacation to fucking Italy because she has a life. You don't have a life. [00:06:48] Speaker A: It sounds like he's taking care of her dog. [00:06:50] Speaker B: Yeah, let the dog fucking shit its pants or piss its pants for an hour and a half and just get here. It's not that big of a deal. [00:06:57] Speaker A: Take the dog out before you leave to get a haircut. [00:07:00] Speaker B: Yeah, he's like, oh, let me read this stupid. Actually, actually, let me read his text. [00:07:04] Speaker A: Dude, make sure you read it in his, like how he is saying it though. [00:07:09] Speaker B: Dude, I feel like I went like Robin Kelly. [00:07:13] Speaker A: I don't know why you did. [00:07:16] Speaker B: Dude. Like, I'm not trying to make the excuse. I got out of my haircut. It was terrible getting back to Quincy. Then I had to do food shopping and that brought me to just about an hour ago, home took the dog out and just wasn't going to be able to pull it off. [00:07:32] Speaker A: You sound like Danny. [00:07:33] Speaker B: Traffic Danny. [00:07:35] Speaker A: Yeah, like scally Danny. [00:07:38] Speaker B: Traffic was. [00:07:40] Speaker A: Now you can't unhear. [00:07:41] Speaker C: I can't. [00:07:42] Speaker B: You're right. Traffic was legit a steady roll for like 45 minutes. Dude, it does kind of sound like. [00:07:49] Speaker A: It sounds exactly like Danny. [00:07:51] Speaker B: I guess Nico's Danny now. Yeah, Nico's Danny in my. [00:07:54] Speaker A: So not only that, it's like we were supposed to have one of our other cousins on. One of them being your brother. [00:08:01] Speaker B: Yep. [00:08:03] Speaker A: We were ready to have a very, very hot episode. [00:08:06] Speaker B: Yes. [00:08:07] Speaker A: And I get traffic. Like, dude, I left my house at 5:30, I got here at 6, I gave myself a half hour case of traffic. I'm a fucking adult. Makes no sense. [00:08:20] Speaker B: Do you feel like this just legitimizes everything you say about everybody? [00:08:26] Speaker A: I mean, yeah, it's like I know you, you just don't like to admit that I'm right. This is a thing that you have. You just like, you hate when I'm right and I'm like 99.9% right all of the time. And if I'm wrong, I still think I'm right. [00:08:43] Speaker B: So you. Yeah, I actually agree with that. If I'm wrong, I could have been right. But I could have been wrong. But I. [00:08:51] Speaker A: But I was right. But I'm right, though. [00:08:52] Speaker B: Yeah. It's that whole get rich or die trying, Terrence Howard. Yeah. [00:08:56] Speaker A: I'm gonna. Until I'm dead. [00:08:58] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:08:58] Speaker A: And then I'm wrong because I'm dead. I thought I was going to live forever. Guess I got that one wrong. [00:09:05] Speaker B: I just. We kind. I kind of had a vibe that Nico wasn't coming the whole day and that. And he just. It wasn't that the day got away from him. He just didn't want to come home. [00:09:14] Speaker A: Yeah, exactly. And it's because he didn't have time. [00:09:17] Speaker B: To prepare for guests that are his cousins to. [00:09:20] Speaker A: Yeah. To interview his two cousins that he's known his entire life. [00:09:25] Speaker B: He needs a lot of preparation. [00:09:27] Speaker A: We're going to start calling him preparation age. [00:09:29] Speaker B: Yeah. Preparation age. [00:09:31] Speaker A: Because he just needs so much of it. I don't know how he's ever been on a date before because he just, like. I can just see him running through all the scenarios in his head. It's just like not being able to get it done. [00:09:42] Speaker B: I still don't even get even. If he didn't know the guest. Let's say he didn't know the guest. What preparation can he do that he can't do within six hours? [00:09:53] Speaker A: Okay, let me give you a double. Double side of the coin. But it's going to be making the same point. How many guests have been on this podcast before? [00:10:03] Speaker B: 10, maybe more. [00:10:05] Speaker A: 15. Between 10 and 15. Right. What preparation has he ever done? [00:10:10] Speaker B: He's never done any. [00:10:11] Speaker A: Not a stitch of it. [00:10:12] Speaker B: Not a stitch. [00:10:13] Speaker A: He's never come with questions like loaded to ask. [00:10:16] Speaker B: He comes with a notebook that he doesn't really write. Nothing. [00:10:18] Speaker A: No. It's just. You can't even read. He can't even read his own writing. [00:10:21] Speaker B: I think he likes to think that he's being prepared for people. [00:10:24] Speaker A: Yeah. That's what it is. [00:10:27] Speaker B: Maybe mentally prepared, I guess. [00:10:30] Speaker A: I'll tell you, one episode he. He was definitely prepared for. And it was that smiley face one. He was, like, super prepared. Yeah. So this was going to be a very hot episode. And now you're just stuck with me. Now you're stuck with us, too, so. Which is fine. I mean. [00:10:48] Speaker B: And I could tell we're uncensored, so that's just great. So that's what I've been staring at. It just feels like there's too much room on Justin's left shoulder. Feels like there should be less room on his shoulder. [00:11:01] Speaker A: Where do you like, want me to go? Closer. [00:11:02] Speaker B: It's not your fault. No, I think it's the camera. I think it's because we set up for three spots. [00:11:07] Speaker A: I think you need to slide towards me just a little bit. Yeah. I mean, let's get closer. Yeah. I'm a little disappointed. I was ready to have some like a ton of laughs and really like kick back into now. We're going to go to some story time. [00:11:25] Speaker B: Yep. It was going to be a nice easy episode. We didn't have to think about nothing. We have to carry nothing. We just start, you know, feeding fucking passes to those. [00:11:33] Speaker A: It was all layups. [00:11:34] Speaker B: All layups. Nico wouldn't have probably asked a question, which is fine. Just get out of the fucking way, Nico. Yeah, sit there, do your dumb shitty. [00:11:41] Speaker A: Laugh, is, you know, eat your boogies like an asshole. His book, the booger video is getting posted now. 100%. [00:11:47] Speaker B: That has to go out. I mean he basically said for us to post it. [00:11:50] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:11:50] Speaker B: So there's four Thanksgiving games. I think it gets posted every single. [00:11:54] Speaker A: Thanksgiving game from here on out. [00:11:56] Speaker B: I think you just be like, you got in the 12 o'clock game. Who you picking? 12 o'clock game. And then we want the book a thing. Then at the 3:00 game, I want you. You should pre schedule them for five. [00:12:07] Speaker A: Minutes before you haven't lost your appetite by the second game. [00:12:12] Speaker B: And then the last game we could just be like, did you eat enough dessert? [00:12:18] Speaker A: This is. We're petty. That's what it is. We're too petty for you guys for you to be doing things like canceling last minute to stuff, you know. [00:12:30] Speaker B: Yeah, I'm sure he'll take this maturely too. [00:12:32] Speaker A: Oh yeah. 100. He'll probably quit. [00:12:34] Speaker B: The good news is is that he doesn't listen to anything that he's not on. [00:12:38] Speaker A: That's true. [00:12:38] Speaker B: He said that he doesn't look or pay attention. [00:12:40] Speaker A: Never. Yeah. And it's like, why do you love yourself that much? [00:12:44] Speaker B: So we could just say like, hey, we gang raped you. Your new girlfriend. [00:12:48] Speaker A: He would never know. [00:12:48] Speaker B: He'd never know. [00:12:49] Speaker A: Wouldn't even. [00:12:50] Speaker B: Yeah. Her knees were touching her ass. King Justin can't come for 45 minutes. [00:13:00] Speaker A: Are you done yet? [00:13:01] Speaker B: Kyle driving her. [00:13:02] Speaker A: Unbelievable. Yeah. So we're just very unprepared for this episode. And that's fine. [00:13:13] Speaker B: That's fine. Let's look at. Hey, we do have Thanksgiving. So I think we have to get into obviously what's our favorite parts of Thanksgiving. What's our least favorite parts of Thanksgiving? [00:13:24] Speaker A: I think. Can I go? Least favorite? [00:13:26] Speaker B: Yes. [00:13:27] Speaker A: The drive. The drive home. The drive there is not too bad. [00:13:31] Speaker B: So you're getting super personal about our own situation that we have to drive up to New Hampshire. [00:13:37] Speaker A: Is that not what we were talking about? Are we going to go? [00:13:39] Speaker B: I was thinking. I was thinking Thanksgiving and. [00:13:41] Speaker A: All right, let's. [00:13:42] Speaker B: Let's go. Let's get personal, baby. Let's go. [00:13:44] Speaker A: Let's go. [00:13:44] Speaker B: We gotta drive to fucking Newton, New Hampshire. [00:13:47] Speaker A: Yeah, that sucks. [00:13:49] Speaker B: It does suck. [00:13:49] Speaker A: So drive there's not too bad. Listen, you've been eating all day. You probably been drinking all day. You've been watching football all day. Now you gotta drive an hour home. [00:14:00] Speaker B: It does suck. [00:14:01] Speaker A: I've never had an hour car ride with a baby yet. That's gonna be miserable. Cause I drive from fucking my house to fucking Dunkin Donuts up the street and the kids screaming his head off. [00:14:13] Speaker B: Oh, you're done. Gonna be a bad. [00:14:15] Speaker A: I'm gonna get halfway there and be like, absolutely. [00:14:17] Speaker B: Have you thought about drugging the baby with melatonin? [00:14:20] Speaker A: Yeah. Maybe give them some Motrin before. No, we just gotta time it. Not let them nap. [00:14:25] Speaker B: Yep. You gotta keep them up. [00:14:26] Speaker A: Gotta keep them up. [00:14:27] Speaker B: And we get easy when you're in a house with 35 kids and 35 dogs. [00:14:31] Speaker A: That's all. So we gotta do that twice. No nap until we get in the car on the way there. Yep. And then the same thing. He'll be up. He'll be wide awake. He'll probably knock out on the ride home. [00:14:42] Speaker B: Yeah, I think you'll be fine. [00:14:44] Speaker A: He's not a big napper when everyone's around. [00:14:46] Speaker B: Yeah, he's got sensory problems. [00:14:49] Speaker A: Yeah, he's probably autistic or. [00:14:51] Speaker B: That's just how kids get. They get jacked up. They want to be around the people. Unlike Nico, they don't want to just stay home by themselves with their shitty fake dog. It's not even your dog. [00:14:59] Speaker A: Not even her dog. [00:15:00] Speaker B: He's probably beat the pissed out of. [00:15:01] Speaker A: This dog right now. [00:15:02] Speaker B: By the way. [00:15:03] Speaker A: How many times did he punch? [00:15:05] Speaker B: Like, do you think she even knows. [00:15:07] Speaker A: What kind of dog is this? [00:15:08] Speaker B: I don't know. [00:15:09] Speaker A: I kind of want to FaceTime them. [00:15:11] Speaker B: Yeah, FaceTime. [00:15:12] Speaker A: Do you have the. [00:15:13] Speaker B: The ox? [00:15:14] Speaker A: Yeah, might as well. You have to do it. Yeah, I'll face and just be like, what kind of a loser. But while you. While you're FaceTiming them, can I give you my least favorite? [00:15:28] Speaker B: Yes. [00:15:29] Speaker A: Non Personal thing. [00:15:30] Speaker B: Yep. [00:15:30] Speaker A: If you bring the wrong cranberry sauce, you're a fucking loser. [00:15:34] Speaker B: We post the thing every year and we got to keep posting it. It's as many memes as possible. You only bring one cranberry sauce. It's got to have the fucking lines on it. [00:15:43] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:15:43] Speaker B: It's got to look like a fucking fat stripper and fishnets. [00:15:46] Speaker A: If there's no lines, you're out of. [00:15:48] Speaker B: Line 100% that you bring that fucking homemade shit. I'm punting that shit. As much as fucking the Giants are going to punt this week. That's what I'm doing to that fucking cranberry sauce. [00:16:00] Speaker A: He's probably not even going to answer. He's playing fucking ncaa. I'm just gonna button you. Yeah, not happening. He would Already picked up. [00:16:15] Speaker B: Scumbag. I'm gonna lose a scumbag. [00:16:21] Speaker A: I hope he's jerking the dog off or something. Hope he catches his girlfriend cheating. [00:16:33] Speaker B: She's definitely getting raw dogged right now by some guy named Julio in Italy. Yeah, that's for. That's actually he. It's not even an Italian guy. She went over to Italy and it's a guy from fucking Spain who's fucking just doing six months in Italy for tourist season and riding a fucking gondola. Is pounding right now, just knocking the bottom off her. [00:16:53] Speaker A: What a sin. [00:16:54] Speaker B: What a fucking sin. [00:16:55] Speaker A: Unbelievable. [00:16:58] Speaker B: By the way, I'm not a huge Irish whiskey guy. There's a few that I like. This red breast, it's not bad. The new podcast that I'm on, pulling the cork, they gave it to me. [00:17:12] Speaker A: When's your first episode? [00:17:13] Speaker B: I put it in the decanter. I'm joking. I'm not on the podcast. I'll probably never go on again. But look, actually, the way this is looking, I might need to find a new podcast. So if anyone needs any podcast people. [00:17:27] Speaker A: I mean, you are the superstar of this one. Everyone knows that. [00:17:31] Speaker B: Not according to you. [00:17:32] Speaker A: What do you mean? I'm the one that just said it. [00:17:34] Speaker B: I'm not the superstar. [00:17:36] Speaker A: Nothing kind of the superstar. You sit in the middle all the time, make rant videos. [00:17:42] Speaker B: I do sit in the middle a lot, but I feel like we all have our sides. [00:17:45] Speaker A: Unless you have the superstar. You're in the middle. You're right center of attention. [00:17:49] Speaker B: Honestly, I was thinking about this. If we had five, I was probably going to sit in the middle, and then I would have been on both cameras because it would have went 3, 3, 3, 3, 3,. [00:17:58] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:17:59] Speaker B: Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, I Should be on the camera all time at all. I think everyone. Actually, you know what? I'm gonna get a dedicated camera, so I'm up in the corner by myself, and then if we need to switch, we can switch the two. So just in case. Yeah, just in case I say something clever for once, you know? [00:18:14] Speaker A: I like it. [00:18:15] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:18:15] Speaker A: Yeah, that's good. [00:18:16] Speaker B: I'm gonna start my own podcast, actually. [00:18:17] Speaker A: You should. [00:18:18] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:18:18] Speaker A: What would mean the name of it? [00:18:22] Speaker B: I don't know. Daytona. [00:18:24] Speaker A: Daytona. [00:18:26] Speaker B: Relax. Daytona. [00:18:28] Speaker A: Okay. [00:18:28] Speaker B: No, I don't know. What the fuck? I wouldn't even. What do I do? I was thinking about honestly doing a daily, like eight minute podcast. You should just go go over the stories, rant a little bit. [00:18:38] Speaker A: I like ranch videos, but I need a setup. [00:18:41] Speaker B: We don't have a setup. I can't have it. This. I have to take it down. Take all this shit down. Put it all. [00:18:45] Speaker A: I mean, God forbid. That's another. That's another FaceTime. That's another FaceTime you should make right now. Let's figure out when this. [00:18:54] Speaker B: Oh, he said. He said. He said he's going to give it to me. He wants to come on the podcast. [00:18:57] Speaker A: All right. When? [00:18:58] Speaker B: Well, we got to cure with Nico because he's the guy. [00:19:01] Speaker A: He is the guy. [00:19:02] Speaker B: Nico's the guy. He's the superstar. [00:19:03] Speaker A: Nico is Nico. [00:19:05] Speaker B: He needs to push everyone. [00:19:06] Speaker A: We had about probably like 15 guests that Nico has put the thumb on. No, I don't want them. No, I don't want them. [00:19:14] Speaker B: Yeah, well, you know what? I will stay home that day. [00:19:18] Speaker A: I know. That is like, one of his famous lines. That's a little crazy. Well, I guess I'll just stay home like Ari, you jabroni. [00:19:33] Speaker B: I would say that he's. This relationship isn't gonna last number one, so he should, like, stop putting his eggs into this basket. [00:19:41] Speaker A: He's putting too many eggs into it. He morphs. [00:19:44] Speaker B: Where am I supposed to be? [00:19:45] Speaker A: He hates. He hates to just. What was I saying? I lost my train of thought. [00:20:00] Speaker B: He hates to, I don't know, be himself or, like, show his true colors? Is that what you were trying to say? [00:20:05] Speaker A: Oh, he hates to hear that. He morphs. He doesn't like to hear that. I'll tell you this. I'm in my relationship. I'm the same person. [00:20:13] Speaker B: Yeah, but you know what? You could use a little morphin. Like, a little bit. [00:20:16] Speaker A: No, I'll never. More for nobody. Don't care. [00:20:20] Speaker B: That's. [00:20:22] Speaker A: You either love me or you hate me. [00:20:26] Speaker B: I feel like I'm on A quiet taste as well, Justin. I feel like it takes a while. You either like me or you hate me. [00:20:31] Speaker A: Well, I'd say, like, almost every person that, like, didn't know you hated you at first and then liked you. Michelle hated your guts, now loves you to death. Chrissy hated your guts. Your wife, now you're married. [00:20:51] Speaker B: Listen, people can't take getting their balls busted. Unfortunately, that's how we grew up. And I got people that in my own life that have been with me for 38 years, like this one can't take getting their balls busted. So I understand why people fucking lose their ass. Bitches from fucking Saugus aren't used to the heat, okay? They ain't used to the heat. When you start off, you know, they just can't. [00:21:18] Speaker A: You can't. They can't. [00:21:19] Speaker B: You know, a lot of the girls I'm an acquired taste for because they don't get it. You know, they're weak. [00:21:26] Speaker A: It just takes a little time to be like, oh, that's just Al. [00:21:30] Speaker B: That's just how they don't 24. 7. [00:21:32] Speaker A: One thing Al. Al does have is a big hot. And I'll be the first one to give it to him, but he'll make fun. [00:21:38] Speaker B: You're gonna suck my dick, but he'll. [00:21:39] Speaker A: Make fun of you the whole time. No, I'm not sucking your dick. I said one thing. [00:21:42] Speaker B: I just saying, like, stop. I'm not the superstar. Stop saying that. [00:21:46] Speaker A: Al is just, like, the greatest ever. [00:21:48] Speaker B: This is what I don't want to hear. [00:21:49] Speaker A: He is a superstar. He's the only reason this podcast has any popularity. All the gay tanos out there, they fucking love them. [00:21:58] Speaker B: They do. They do come out hot. [00:21:59] Speaker A: They come. [00:22:00] Speaker B: The gays, they come. [00:22:02] Speaker A: They come hotter than that guy that comes 100 times. [00:22:04] Speaker B: 100 times? Yeah. [00:22:05] Speaker A: I feel like we should start the episode after all. That plays like, let's have that play. And then the episode kicks off. Like, they just turn the episode and that's like, what's going on here? [00:22:18] Speaker B: Yeah, but you think our intro into that, or you just think just straight up fucking meat. [00:22:24] Speaker A: Just meat. [00:22:25] Speaker B: Okay, so you want the actual minute and a half video in it? [00:22:29] Speaker A: Kind of. [00:22:31] Speaker B: Can we do that? [00:22:32] Speaker A: I don't know. [00:22:33] Speaker B: Without it getting pulled down? [00:22:34] Speaker A: Probably not. It would probably get pulled immediately. [00:22:37] Speaker B: We'd have to mirror it. What if we went, like, flipped it? [00:22:41] Speaker A: Well, can we impose it? [00:22:42] Speaker B: We can impose it. [00:22:44] Speaker A: We say we're gonna impose it all the time. [00:22:46] Speaker B: I impose that beef and broccoli thing last week. [00:22:49] Speaker A: You did? Yeah, I Didn't see that. [00:22:51] Speaker B: Yeah, because no one pays attention to. [00:22:54] Speaker A: That's what it is. [00:22:54] Speaker B: Did everyone see that beef and broccoli thing? I think it went in. I actually don't know, to be honest. [00:23:00] Speaker A: You didn't watch it either? [00:23:02] Speaker B: I also put. I don't even know where they went. I had all of our stuff, like, all of our tags underneath our name, like, right here, right at the bottom of the screen. [00:23:10] Speaker A: Oh, the guy name your name at run for. See, I like that. [00:23:14] Speaker B: Yeah, I did that last week, but that. I don't think that popped up. That's what happened. [00:23:18] Speaker A: Like the whole episode or just the beginning? [00:23:20] Speaker B: No, for like the first three minutes. [00:23:22] Speaker A: Okay, I like that. [00:23:23] Speaker B: Just pop it up. That's name that name of the podcast where you can find us. [00:23:27] Speaker A: I like that. [00:23:28] Speaker B: Nico will not be getting one. [00:23:30] Speaker A: No, he doesn't deserve it. [00:23:32] Speaker B: No, he doesn't. [00:23:32] Speaker A: He doesn't even answer his will. [00:23:34] Speaker B: Say the Book of King for a few weeks. [00:23:36] Speaker A: Oh, 100. [00:23:37] Speaker B: The book of King. [00:23:38] Speaker A: Yeah. I mean, at. [00:23:39] Speaker B: Please screenshot it, share it to us, and we will repost it on the. [00:23:43] Speaker A: Stories at the Booger King. Jay Fine's been liking all the old fucking. All the old stuff. [00:23:50] Speaker B: What the fuck is this kid talking cash for what? [00:23:55] Speaker A: Probably fantasy. Fantasy football. He hasn't paid yet. What is that? Hay market. What does it. He's not even near the restaurant. Yeah, so kids out of his mind. You need to unblock me on Venmo, by the way. [00:24:20] Speaker B: You're not blocked. You haven't been blocked. [00:24:21] Speaker A: Yes, I am. [00:24:23] Speaker B: You are not blocked, dude. [00:24:24] Speaker A: Yes, I am. Dude. [00:24:26] Speaker B: You're not blocked. [00:24:27] Speaker A: Yes, I am. [00:24:28] Speaker B: You got blocked, and then I unblocked you. [00:24:30] Speaker A: When did you unblock me? [00:24:32] Speaker B: Immediately after. [00:24:33] Speaker A: No, dude, I keep watch. I'll Venmo you five bucks right now. Just. Just to show you. [00:24:45] Speaker B: This is riveting, the little Venmo action. [00:24:52] Speaker A: Let's see if it goes through. Okay, I guess I went through. You must have just unblocked me. [00:24:57] Speaker B: No, I didn't. I unblocked you weeks ago. You just clearly didn't try. [00:25:00] Speaker A: No, there's no way I tried. I'll tell you how many. I'll tell you. I tried so many times because my. Even my COD got shut down because I. It was like a fraud alert. I had to call my bank. I'll tell you exactly when. [00:25:15] Speaker B: Yeah, you did it on that day that I. I gave it back to you. I don't know what you try. Why. Why did you try to Venmo me in the first place? It was for something stupid. [00:25:24] Speaker A: No, recently. [00:25:26] Speaker B: Original time. I blocked you. [00:25:28] Speaker A: Oh, we were playing. Go back and forth for the movie ticket. Oh, yeah, you. But I try to fucking. [00:25:37] Speaker B: You sure you don't want any of this scotch? [00:25:38] Speaker A: No, I really would love it, but I can't. I'll be roasted. I won't make the Thanksgiving pussy. I am a pussy. I'm trying to get it fixed. What do you want? Trying to get the change. [00:25:51] Speaker B: So you had your first day at the new job, and it was just kind of paperwork, you said? [00:25:55] Speaker A: Yeah, it wasn't. It wasn't like a first clerical day. It was a clerical day and then not even like a training day. [00:26:02] Speaker B: I walked in there. There was way too many people in there. [00:26:05] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, Thanksgiving. He's. He was like, it's gonna be madness. I can't. Have you started. [00:26:09] Speaker B: What's your boss look like? Is he bald? [00:26:11] Speaker A: Yes. Glasses? [00:26:12] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah, he was in there. He's actually doing work. [00:26:15] Speaker A: He's a nice guy. [00:26:16] Speaker B: Yeah. He's putting in work. I can't picture you doing it, but you. He was doing it. [00:26:19] Speaker A: What was he doing? [00:26:20] Speaker B: Bouncing around. [00:26:21] Speaker A: Yeah, that's what I'm gonna have to do. [00:26:23] Speaker B: You have to bounce around. You have to move every department, be able to take that. [00:26:26] Speaker A: Yeah. Well, hopefully. [00:26:28] Speaker B: You need to get the surgery. [00:26:29] Speaker A: It's a lot of office work, too, so. I do. I'm trying now with the new job. [00:26:34] Speaker B: He's helping people to the grocery. In the car. He had like a. Almost like a jumpsuit on or something. I don't know. He had, like a windbreaker or something zipped up. I'm like. It's kind of fresh, that windbreaker and, like, a tracksuit. Like, what you have on. [00:26:47] Speaker A: They give you a nice vest. [00:26:49] Speaker B: It was a nice little. It was a nice little unique. [00:26:51] Speaker A: Yeah, I am excited for the job. I'm not gonna lie. It's gonna beat just being stuck in one place now. [00:27:01] Speaker B: Do you at all. Are you at all gonna tone back some of the jokes? Because when I was in work, I. [00:27:06] Speaker A: Know this was coming. I was thinking of this one when. [00:27:09] Speaker B: I was at work on Sunday. Never mind the text that I get. I'm not even gonna say the text that. Just in case someone stumbles upon this. I go in, into the thing, and there's two girls in. In the hallway. [00:27:23] Speaker A: One of them. One's related to us. [00:27:25] Speaker B: One's related to us, and the other one's her friend. And one of them for sure was or could still be a lesbian. Okay. [00:27:37] Speaker A: Bro. You get to hear how they talk. [00:27:39] Speaker B: Just pops off his hat. I'm just saying. I'm just saying that my place is a little different than other places. I go, wow, your hair looks crazy. It's long, right? I don't know if he's grown. And I was like, yeah, I look like a lesbian right now. I'm looking at these two girls like, and this kid's saying it right in front of me. [00:27:56] Speaker A: Yeah, but you don't know. [00:27:58] Speaker B: He goes, if I was a dinosaur, they'd call me lick a lot of puss. [00:28:01] Speaker A: How do you talk to Ari? [00:28:03] Speaker B: I get what you say. [00:28:04] Speaker A: It's the same thing. They're with me constantly. They make worse jokes. [00:28:10] Speaker B: I don't know. [00:28:10] Speaker A: She said down. Okay, the same girl that. You're saying that earlier on in the day, this girl walked. Walked down the stairs with the. There was nobody else in the hallway at this point. There she walks outstairs. She had the shortest skirt. The girl walks out and goes. I could smell her pussy coming a mile away. So that's. That's who I said I would say. [00:28:30] Speaker B: You foster professional environment. That's number one. I'm just saying, like, in front of someone who's actually a lesbian, but I'd. [00:28:36] Speaker A: Rather people be comfortable around me then. [00:28:38] Speaker B: I know. I'm just saying maybe tone it back at corporate. [00:28:41] Speaker A: Oh, I mean, I worked corporate before, dude. [00:28:43] Speaker B: It's. [00:28:44] Speaker A: I wasn't like that. [00:28:44] Speaker B: You were fucking every fucking girl that was underneath you, so how fucking toned down could you be, dude? You were fucking everything left and right in that place, dude. [00:28:56] Speaker A: He was like kings. [00:28:57] Speaker B: They should call this place Queens. How much pussy I'm getting in here. Just like you're like. I don't know why you think you were this big professional corporate guy. [00:29:09] Speaker A: Well, I just. [00:29:09] Speaker B: You like a walking sexual harassment suit waiting to happen. [00:29:12] Speaker A: No, but I mean, I'm engaged now. It's all the racist stuff. No, I don't see anything racist. [00:29:17] Speaker B: Okay, so now I got a backup story here. [00:29:19] Speaker A: Okay. [00:29:21] Speaker B: Did you or did you not tell our little Dominican friend that she looks really black when she has her Beats headphones around her neck, but just a little bit like a Mexican? [00:29:31] Speaker A: Yeah, but it's been an ongoing joke. It's been an ongoing joke with her. [00:29:43] Speaker B: Which I will agree that these are people you can joke with? And. [00:29:45] Speaker A: Yeah, you pick your. You pick your spots. Do you remember that girl that, like. What did you say? You worked, like, one day and she. It was like that new host and she was like, you cannot talk to me like that. And you didn't even like say anything, like crazy. Do you remember this girl? She quit like two days later. [00:30:04] Speaker B: No. Am I. Should I remember her? [00:30:06] Speaker A: Well, I mean, she wasn't that memorable. I just remember this instance. [00:30:09] Speaker B: What did I say to her? [00:30:11] Speaker A: It was nothing crazy. [00:30:12] Speaker B: And then she said that to me. That I couldn't say that to her. Yeah, I don't remember. [00:30:17] Speaker A: Yeah. Oh, I remember. [00:30:18] Speaker B: You remember her name? [00:30:19] Speaker A: No. No clue. This story is really riveting. [00:30:24] Speaker B: Yeah, it's really riveting. So you don't know who it was? You don't know what I said? [00:30:29] Speaker A: No, I just remember. You didn't say anything. Maybe you didn't say anything. [00:30:33] Speaker B: Oh, hold on, hold on A. Okay. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. She was a Lynn girl. Yes, yes. And she was. She got. Okay, I do remember this. Okay, I do remember this. She asked me a question about what race I thought she was. [00:30:58] Speaker A: That's what it was. [00:30:59] Speaker B: And I said Hispanic to her. And she goes, no, I'm black. I said, oh, okay. I said, oh, okay. I didn't know that. She goes, you're thinking about race. And then she started going to a race thing that she. Because when she walks down the street she feels like she's black. She's black. Even though she's. [00:31:22] Speaker A: Well, she looked dead Dominican. [00:31:24] Speaker B: She wasn't even Dominican. [00:31:25] Speaker A: No, but she looked like she was like a very light skinned Hispanic girl. [00:31:29] Speaker B: Yeah, well, Dominicans get docs. So that's the way you saying that's crazy. [00:31:32] Speaker A: Well, I mean, she looked like a Puerto Rican. Dominicans think that they're black. [00:31:36] Speaker B: Yes. [00:31:37] Speaker A: Hence why she's basically what she's. Okay, the beats headphones thing. [00:31:42] Speaker B: Flash forward. Someone else I work with. Who he has a sister that also works with us. [00:31:49] Speaker A: Okay. [00:31:51] Speaker B: He once tried to tell me that them two. That the sister is white. Cause she passes off as white. She's white passing. And he's Latino because it's how you look at them. If you see them on the street. I'm like, you two have the same mother. [00:32:09] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:32:09] Speaker B: The same father. [00:32:10] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:32:11] Speaker B: You are the same thing. [00:32:12] Speaker A: Aren't they twins? [00:32:13] Speaker B: I don't have to explain this to people any differently. And I'm not going to walk on eggshells around you people. And I say you people in the most derogatory way possible. [00:32:23] Speaker A: In the most derogatory way that I can mean it in the most. [00:32:26] Speaker B: Well, just because you taking it that way. Yeah, that's how it's going to be anyway. [00:32:30] Speaker A: Well, she tried to. The same person tried to say that I was. She Just kept calling me white. You're white. You're white. And it's like, why are you bringing race into this? A. And I'm Italian. [00:32:43] Speaker B: I try to. I've tried to explain this to people because all this youth nowadays, especially during that Covid era, where people were losing their mind about things. [00:32:50] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:32:51] Speaker B: I don't know. Me, I pick when someone calls somebody white. I consider someone with absolutely no culture. Like it's an insult. Like, you got no fucking culture. Yeah, that's what they're trying to say. You fucking. You're eating mayo. Bland sandwiches. You're bland. You've. [00:33:06] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:33:07] Speaker B: The furthest thing in the world from no culture is an Italian. [00:33:10] Speaker A: Oh, 100%. We're too much culture. [00:33:12] Speaker B: Too much. In fact, some of these people need to tone back the culture. [00:33:15] Speaker A: There's a lot of culture. [00:33:16] Speaker B: A lot of the culture out there. [00:33:18] Speaker A: Okay. It's too much. [00:33:18] Speaker B: So. So when you call us white, I don't buy that. Because you're trying to make it seem like. Now, if you're saying my skin looks white. Toned. Yeah, fine. That's fine. [00:33:27] Speaker A: Well, I don't see the sun. [00:33:29] Speaker B: You gotta. Okay, you wanna see an Italian guy that. He's gotta have a good amount of black in him. Follow Steve Matarano, okay? He's this cook that's down in Florida. You gotta follow this guy. He put up a picture. He looks charcoal. He was in, like, all gray. And he stand. He looked charcoal. And I'm like, dude, I don't know what the this guy's doing. He's clearly hitting the sunbed a little bit too much. [00:33:54] Speaker A: Yeah, he's hitting. [00:33:55] Speaker B: He's a good follow, though. He. I'm like, this guy looks blacker than a thief in the night. That's how doc he looked. [00:34:03] Speaker A: How is your acid reflux right now? [00:34:05] Speaker B: Well, I think it's a mix of my acid reflux and not sleeping very well. Is that what you ask about my voice? [00:34:10] Speaker A: Yes. [00:34:11] Speaker B: I sound like Danny Gillis. [00:34:12] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:34:13] Speaker B: And there's not many people who know who Danny Gillis is because he's a life loser. He's a plumber. No, I'm kidding about. [00:34:20] Speaker A: You sound like by Union. Guys, you sound like RFK right now. [00:34:23] Speaker B: I feel a little RFK ish right now. [00:34:25] Speaker A: You sound just like RFK dude. [00:34:28] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:34:29] Speaker A: So I'm thinking it's because of that. [00:34:31] Speaker B: It's not because of the scotch. [00:34:33] Speaker A: Because your voice wasn't like that until you started taking some sips. And I can. I can hear your acid reflux. [00:34:40] Speaker B: Listen, I got to go to work. I got a big day tomorrow, too. [00:34:43] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:34:43] Speaker B: I can't call out of work. [00:34:44] Speaker A: I can imagine. So I'm also not calling out of work tomorrow, but. [00:34:47] Speaker B: Yeah, that's. That's the. I guess maybe we. We aren't. What I'm saying is we're not meant to be in corporate jobs, me and you. [00:34:54] Speaker A: No, it's. [00:34:55] Speaker B: So you need to just take it down, tone it down a little bit. [00:34:58] Speaker A: Yeah, I'm meant to own my own something. I don't know what it is yet. I'm working on a couple things. This is a stepping stone. This is an opportunity for me to save some money to go towards that. So if I have to be on my P's and Q's for, like, five years to be able to achieve my. [00:35:16] Speaker B: Goal, you need hit some bonuses. [00:35:18] Speaker A: This. [00:35:18] Speaker B: That's where you need to go. [00:35:19] Speaker A: This is what I got. [00:35:19] Speaker B: Get some sunny Bonos. [00:35:20] Speaker A: I got to get some sunny bees. [00:35:22] Speaker B: Yep, get some sunny bees. [00:35:24] Speaker A: Then I can be my own boss. Then I don't even. Like. I can hire whoever I want. [00:35:29] Speaker B: Yeah, then you can make all the lesbian jokes to the lesbian. [00:35:31] Speaker A: You can make all the lesbian jokes. First of all, they. The. The gay community at that job calls me the Lord of the gays. That's my. [00:35:39] Speaker B: They do call you the Lord of the gays. I'll give you that. [00:35:41] Speaker A: So I'm down with the gays. I love them. I have a lot of gay friends. They don't. A lot of them here. A lot of them in Florida. [00:35:52] Speaker B: Any gay friends get killed in that Pride nightclub shooting? [00:35:55] Speaker A: No, not that I know of. Some of them were there and left right before, and I was supposed to go meet them there that same night, and I had a massive headache, and I was like, no, I can't go. [00:36:08] Speaker B: Imagine you inside there. You'd be so bad in a shooting situation. [00:36:11] Speaker A: No, because I have, like, this overconfidence that I would be John Wick and I would get shot in the head. I guess that's. [00:36:17] Speaker B: That's what I mean. [00:36:17] Speaker A: Yeah. That's how bad I would be. Because I think, like, I would be the one to save the day. I watched too many movies. [00:36:23] Speaker B: You couldn't even get shot in the ass with that pancake ass. No, that day's going through. [00:36:26] Speaker A: It would whiz, right? [00:36:28] Speaker B: No, it would just go. It would hit straight bone, that thing. You got nothing. No meat in that ass. It hit your thighs. [00:36:33] Speaker A: It hurts. When I sit down too long, I act. [00:36:36] Speaker B: That actually happens to me, too, you know, I need More padding in my ass. [00:36:39] Speaker A: Yeah. So I almost died in Pulse nightclub. That's a real thing. And you know what's weird about that whole situation is driving to work that day, there was like tanks. There was like army tanks on the road, helicopters everywhere. So it kind of felt like it was a planned thing. [00:36:57] Speaker B: You think it was a planned. [00:36:58] Speaker A: I think it was a planned thing. [00:37:00] Speaker B: Do you think that or the Las Vegas shooting is more of a Crocker? [00:37:04] Speaker A: I think they're both. I think it's whoever planned it planned both of them. [00:37:08] Speaker B: You think it's both? [00:37:09] Speaker A: I think it was a government conspiracy plan job. [00:37:13] Speaker B: I do think it's. It's kind of crazy if you ask me right now. Who shot up the Pride nightclub? I wouldn't know the name. [00:37:20] Speaker A: No, I have no clue. [00:37:22] Speaker B: But you know a lot of other shooters names now. I do know the Las Vegas shooter's name. [00:37:26] Speaker A: What's his name? [00:37:26] Speaker B: Steven Paddock. [00:37:28] Speaker A: I did know that. I didn't know it, but I recognized. [00:37:31] Speaker B: Do you think it's weird at all that those two shootings, you don't hear much about the person. [00:37:35] Speaker A: No. So can we find it? Did the guy die in the nightclub? [00:37:41] Speaker B: I don't know. He probably just hated gays because it's a gay nightclub, right? [00:37:49] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:37:52] Speaker B: So like, wow, these guys, they just have too much fun. [00:37:55] Speaker A: Yeah, they're having so much fun. Honestly. Really. Nobody parties more exactly. Shoot a pledge ISIS allegiance. [00:38:04] Speaker B: Oh, it was an ISIS dude. [00:38:06] Speaker A: 49 people. [00:38:08] Speaker B: So as I say, the only one that beat him was the Las Vegas one. Yeah, I think he had like 61 or 55. [00:38:13] Speaker A: 49. And you know like that song, like my friend, I told you that that had just left. I could FaceTime her right now and she can give you the story. It's crazy. She had just left the club and she was like walking back to her car and she thought the Drake song. You know that Drake song, One dance. I need a one dance. No, there's like. Yeah, you do. [00:38:36] Speaker B: No, I don't. [00:38:37] Speaker A: You know that song. I don't know what time I go, I need a one dance in the Hennessy. [00:38:45] Speaker B: No, it doesn't even sound like Drake, though. [00:38:49] Speaker A: What do you mean? [00:38:50] Speaker B: Dude, like what you're saying doesn't even sound like Drake singing. [00:38:53] Speaker A: You know what I'm talking about though. [00:38:57] Speaker B: Do you want the. [00:39:00] Speaker A: I guess. No, I can't even do it. I'll just do this. You know this song? [00:39:10] Speaker B: Okay. Yep. [00:39:11] Speaker A: There's a pot in this song. Where there's all machine. Machine guns going off. [00:39:17] Speaker B: And this was on when it was getting shot? [00:39:19] Speaker A: No, she thought it was on because of the assault rifles. [00:39:24] Speaker B: Oh, she was outside. [00:39:25] Speaker A: She was outside. Just left. It was like, didn't even, like, let's say she parked from here to like the clock, which is 10ft away, 15ft away across the street. She gets to her car, starts hearing the gunshots. She just thinks it's the one dance song playing because it was super popular at that time. [00:39:43] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:39:45] Speaker A: Wow. Crazy stuff, baby. Imagine just like 50 people got smoked to that song. [00:39:56] Speaker B: It's pretty up. [00:39:57] Speaker A: Did you ever see the videos of the people that were. [00:39:58] Speaker B: Like. [00:39:59] Speaker A: There was people hiding in the bathroom. [00:40:00] Speaker B: Oh, I know. [00:40:01] Speaker A: Like, it was crazy. [00:40:02] Speaker B: Smart place to hide. [00:40:04] Speaker A: I think there was a dog. [00:40:04] Speaker B: No one's going to clear out the bed. [00:40:05] Speaker A: There was a documentary that I watched that came out. [00:40:08] Speaker B: You're just standing in a corner and. [00:40:10] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. And you just like. There was like mad bullets. You heard, like the clip end emptying and him reloading and he was going room to room, just. Just blasting. People hiding. [00:40:21] Speaker B: Oh, so they had multiple rooms. [00:40:23] Speaker A: Yeah. Dude, there was a. There's a documentary out. You gotta watch this documentary. It's crazy because it's all people, like on their phone calling their parents. Like they were hiding in the bathroom. That's got to be terrifying. Especially if you. If you don't. You're in a nightclub. You're not. You don't have any weapons on you. What are you gonna do, put soap in their eyes? [00:40:43] Speaker B: Maybe you got a knife, but not. [00:40:45] Speaker A: No, not. Oh, well, not in those clubs. Usually not. [00:40:49] Speaker B: Why do they have. If they have metal detectives, then they usually do. [00:40:53] Speaker A: I think he might have just barged in, started blasting. [00:40:57] Speaker B: I mean, I don't remember. I don't remember many nightclubs with. When we were younger that had. There was only a few that had the. [00:41:07] Speaker A: Yeah. Metal detectors. [00:41:08] Speaker B: Metal detective. Squire always had it. [00:41:10] Speaker A: Squire. I don't think they do anymore, do they? I haven't been on the Squire in forever. [00:41:15] Speaker B: I feel like I went to the Squire with the last time with you. Yeah. I had to go put my knife back in the car. [00:41:20] Speaker A: Yeah, that's true. That might have been the last time I went. [00:41:24] Speaker B: Yep. [00:41:26] Speaker A: That's, like, unfortunate because I used to, like, love going to strip clubs. [00:41:30] Speaker B: I just think you get older, you know what I mean? You get older and it's like wasting your money. Like you're already sports betting and. [00:41:37] Speaker A: But I like going to strip clubs with my significant other. [00:41:42] Speaker B: It's, you know, if the girl's not making a problem and she's having a good time. I feel like you get better attention from the strippers when the girl's there. [00:41:50] Speaker A: 100,000%. And if you tip, it's like a bird feeder. If you're tipping and you have a girl there, it's like, oh, it's great. [00:41:57] Speaker B: I usually go get 100 ones. Yeah. Slap them together, throw them up on the. And then she's usually pretty good. Usually pretty good. You gotta wait for a good girl though. You can't be just throwing it at some fucking slopes. [00:42:10] Speaker A: Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, yeah, you're. You might get talent. You might get. I like doing the hundred thing, but I like stretching it across like four or five dances. Like, you're coming up. I'm gonna build you a little house. If I like you, you get in the house. If I really like you, you're gonna get the house and you're gonna get a two car garage next to it. [00:42:29] Speaker B: And you should fucking 1000% pick it up differently. Like don't just fucking stop and pick it up normally. Like, I want you to try not your box to pick this thing up. [00:42:41] Speaker A: Yeah. At least. Big bad wolf it. Like blow my house down. [00:42:45] Speaker B: Yes. Something. [00:42:46] Speaker A: You gotta be creative, dude. [00:42:48] Speaker B: Just don't like. I hate that when the song ends and they just go. And they pick it up. Yeah. [00:42:52] Speaker A: And they're like, thanks, thanks. It's like, thank you. It's like, oh, Did I ever tell you the story about the girl that talked to me with her vagina? [00:43:00] Speaker B: Yes. But you could tell it again. [00:43:02] Speaker A: I went with. It was. [00:43:06] Speaker B: I'm pretty sure it was at the cab, wasn't it? [00:43:08] Speaker A: It was at the cab. I went with my ex girlfriend's mother. Who wasn't my ex girlfriend at the time. Wasn't my girlfriend at the time. [00:43:15] Speaker B: Right. [00:43:16] Speaker A: Yeah. And like some other people, some friends. [00:43:19] Speaker B: And she's wild because she had to be like 55 at this point. [00:43:21] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. She just wanted to roll with us. No, she was always like, they have big drinkers, they like to potty. [00:43:28] Speaker B: Like the potty? Yeah, like to throw it back. [00:43:29] Speaker A: They were a good time. I will say I had a really good time with our family. They were wicked fun. Yeah. So we go to the cab and this girl looks like she's just like something out of a horror movie. She is not the most attractive on the planet. Right. She just bends down and starts. Opens up her vaginas. She's like, hey, guys, how you doing today? You having some fun? Crazy. [00:44:00] Speaker B: I like that move though. Because you Talk about this a lot and, like, that's a memorable experience. [00:44:07] Speaker A: I'd rather you do that than the heel clap. [00:44:10] Speaker B: The heel clap's the dumbest thing they do. [00:44:11] Speaker A: It's so annoying. [00:44:13] Speaker B: It really is. It's like when someone claps really loud in your ear, which I like to do that to people just to piss them off. But don't do that. [00:44:18] Speaker A: As a stripper, I think. I think you need, like, what would you say? Top five worst things about a strip club. [00:44:28] Speaker B: Top five. [00:44:29] Speaker A: Let's call our strip club correspondent. See if he answers. [00:44:33] Speaker B: Oh, he's definitely gonna answer. [00:44:35] Speaker A: Let's call our strip club correspondent. We need a top five worst things about a strip. He actually came in with his. [00:44:53] Speaker B: Yeah, let's hope he's not with us so we'll get real so we can. [00:44:56] Speaker A: Get a real answer. Alfred. [00:45:07] Speaker B: Alfred de. What's up? What's up? You're on the podcast. Can you talk freely? [00:45:14] Speaker C: How long? What do you need me for? [00:45:16] Speaker A: 5 minutes. [00:45:17] Speaker B: 5 minutes. Top 5 worst things about a strip club. [00:45:25] Speaker C: Top 5 worst things about a strip club. [00:45:27] Speaker B: Yeah, the worst things. You walk in. What's the worst thing that can happen? There's five things. You. You decide. We're gonna talk through it. You got five minutes? [00:45:35] Speaker C: Yeah, I got five minutes. All right, I'm at the gym, but I'll delay this. [00:45:39] Speaker B: You'll be all right between sets? Yeah. [00:45:42] Speaker C: No, no, no. Okay. So top five worst things in a strip club. [00:45:47] Speaker A: It could be. I don't want. No, let me just hear it. Fresh out of your. Out of your mind. I don't want to give you any influence. [00:45:54] Speaker C: What night of the week is it? [00:45:56] Speaker A: Oh, that's a good question. [00:45:58] Speaker B: It's not amateur night. [00:45:59] Speaker A: Because let's say. Let's say. Let's say a Friday night where it's more tame than a Saturday. It could be a little bit crazy. Let's say Friday night. [00:46:07] Speaker C: Which strip club we talking about? See, there's five days. You gotta. We have to figure this out here. [00:46:12] Speaker B: Well, we're a bunch of scumbags, so let's go cabaret. [00:46:15] Speaker A: Okay. Beautiful cabaret on a Friday night. [00:46:18] Speaker C: The cabaret. Friday night, the managers are clown. So as soon as I walk in, I see his face. Yeah, I see his face. I just. I'm like, this guy. He's just a weasel dude. So you could tell. We'll just stop there. [00:46:30] Speaker A: Have you ever gotten turned down before you walked in? [00:46:34] Speaker C: Huh? [00:46:34] Speaker A: Have you ever gotten turned down before you walked in? Like, hey, you can't. You can't come in tonight. [00:46:41] Speaker C: Well, One time I didn't have my id, and I'm like, buddy, you kidding me? I basically have a residency here. [00:46:46] Speaker A: I got turned down once. They were like, yeah, you're too drunk. I didn't have a sip of alcohol the whole night. The. You're too drunk. I was like, I just got out of work, buddy. I haven't had a sip of alcohol. He's like, no, I can smell it all over you. Like, no, you absolutely can't. [00:47:00] Speaker C: He just didn't like your face. [00:47:02] Speaker A: Yeah, that's what it was. [00:47:03] Speaker B: It was probably the Weezer manager. [00:47:06] Speaker C: Oh, probably like it. Probably slick back here. Chubby dude. [00:47:09] Speaker A: Yeah, it was him. He was that. [00:47:11] Speaker C: He's such a wheezy. You want to know what he did? I watch a quick story. I'm sitting down at the bar because I don't sit at the stage. Just. Just to clarify. So I sit at the bar and I'm. I'm. I watch everything. So I see him walking. I happen. There was like, a 20 bill on the ground, right? He stepped, like, right. There was a guy sitting at the bar stool, 20 bill right at the ground next to him. The dude steps on it, drags it with his foot, like. Like. Like four steps, bends over, picks it up and puts it in his pocket. And ever since I saw that, I'm like, this dude's such a loser. [00:47:47] Speaker A: Yeah, that's crazy. [00:47:48] Speaker C: Like, pick the money up and give it to the dude. You clown. [00:47:52] Speaker A: Yeah, or give it to one of the girls. [00:47:54] Speaker C: Right? Do something with it. You. He's such a clown. [00:47:58] Speaker A: So anyways, why do you sit at the bar? Not the. I feel like there's a reason behind. [00:48:02] Speaker C: This, because what am I, a fucking. Rookies sit at the stage. [00:48:07] Speaker B: Rookies get front row, right? [00:48:08] Speaker C: Yeah, rookies sit at the fucking stage. [00:48:11] Speaker A: Okay, so it's a rookie move to sit at the stage. Okay, so what's your top five? [00:48:16] Speaker C: Top five. All right, that was number one. The manager clown. [00:48:19] Speaker B: Yep. [00:48:19] Speaker C: Okay, there's this, like. This is one. This is one, like, Brazilian chick. Nastiest pussy I ever seen in my life. [00:48:28] Speaker B: Nasty as in good or nasty? [00:48:29] Speaker C: No, gross. Gross. You know how I like them. [00:48:32] Speaker A: What? Did it look. [00:48:32] Speaker C: No, it just, like. You know how I like, like them? [00:48:36] Speaker B: Yeah, explain. [00:48:37] Speaker A: High and tight. [00:48:37] Speaker B: Nope. [00:48:38] Speaker C: No, no, I like them. I like them hanging. [00:48:40] Speaker A: Beefy. [00:48:41] Speaker B: A beef suit, three way. Super. [00:48:43] Speaker A: Like a nice beef. Super beef, three way. Okay. [00:48:45] Speaker B: Yeah, I love that. [00:48:46] Speaker C: But hers is, like, next level. [00:48:48] Speaker A: Like, turkey neck. [00:48:50] Speaker C: It just. It looks like if you were to squeeze it, pus would come out oh. [00:48:54] Speaker A: Yeah, we don't want that. Okay, so is that. Now what spot do you put? What spot are you putting these? It's one through five. Okay, two. So what was number one? One? [00:49:04] Speaker C: Number one was the manager. [00:49:05] Speaker B: Such a clown. [00:49:06] Speaker C: I can't stand them. [00:49:07] Speaker A: Okay, so that's your worst one. So let's. Let's say you're rating it one through five. Like, that's the manager. Is the worst experience. [00:49:14] Speaker C: Yeah, Once I don't. Once I don't like someone, that's it. There is no turning back. [00:49:17] Speaker A: You're already written them off. Okay. [00:49:19] Speaker C: Already. Yeah. [00:49:21] Speaker B: Okay, so this Brazilian chicks beefy box, we're gonna put on Nasty Nas. [00:49:25] Speaker C: I think that's why I don't like Brazilian girls. Because of this. [00:49:28] Speaker A: Because of this one. [00:49:29] Speaker C: I've never touched it. I never touch it. I'm just saying. [00:49:31] Speaker B: Okay, okay. [00:49:33] Speaker C: Number three. Number three. I don't know, man. [00:49:44] Speaker B: Couches, The. The lighting in there, the music. [00:49:48] Speaker C: I love the lighting. No, I like it nice and dark in there. [00:49:50] Speaker A: That's awesome. What about the green bear? Do you like that green beer? The beer just looks green because of the lighting. [00:49:57] Speaker C: No, I don't drink this. I don't know. I drink tequila. [00:49:59] Speaker A: Oh, that's true. [00:50:00] Speaker B: He only drinks tequila. [00:50:01] Speaker A: Yeah, he has a. [00:50:03] Speaker B: He's basically like a fucking girl. On. [00:50:04] Speaker A: What about stuff that strippers do specifically? [00:50:10] Speaker B: Like, do you like the hail clap? No, no one likes the hail clap. [00:50:13] Speaker A: That was my number one. [00:50:14] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:50:15] Speaker C: I can't say don't like the hail clap. No, it's fucking stupid. Yeah, like. Like people ain't looking at you for a reason. Stop trying to get attention. [00:50:21] Speaker A: Yeah, it's mad annoying. One thing I can't stand is, like, if you don't know how to work the pole, stop trying to work the pole. [00:50:31] Speaker B: You don't need to work. Right, Exactly. [00:50:33] Speaker C: Right. Although, see, probably the best strip of move I've ever seen in my life at the cab. [00:50:38] Speaker A: What was it? [00:50:40] Speaker C: This girl put a. Put a. Like creased up a dollar. Like, folded it like, long ways. [00:50:45] Speaker A: Okay. [00:50:46] Speaker C: Put it over her pussy. Okay. Got on her back like. Like, you know how you stretch your back like legs over your head? [00:50:54] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:50:54] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:50:55] Speaker C: She queefed that thing about 20ft in the air. [00:50:57] Speaker A: Oh, that's a good move. [00:50:59] Speaker C: Best move I ever seen. [00:51:01] Speaker A: I bet you wish you had a front row seat of that. [00:51:03] Speaker C: I did. Honestly, I said to myself, like, I now I saw this from the bar. Like, she made it. Like, she made it a point to let everyone know that this was about. [00:51:11] Speaker A: To go down Yeah, I love that, bro. [00:51:14] Speaker C: I shot it to the. Shot it to the roof. [00:51:16] Speaker B: That's. I would be okay with the heel clap there. I think that's like. [00:51:20] Speaker A: That's giving me a round of applause. Yeah, that warrants the hill clap. Yeah. That's the only scenario. [00:51:27] Speaker B: You better be queefing a dollar bill up to the rafters. [00:51:30] Speaker A: One time I seen a girl climb all the way to the top up. And she get stuck. No, she slipped and just free fall all the way down. [00:51:39] Speaker B: See the girl fall. [00:51:40] Speaker A: It was so. I never laughed so hard, dude. I was cracking up. [00:51:43] Speaker B: Nothing better than a strip of getting hurt. [00:51:45] Speaker A: Oh, it's so funny. [00:51:46] Speaker C: Yeah. Nice. Was it just you two? [00:51:49] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. [00:51:50] Speaker B: Nico bail. [00:51:52] Speaker C: Why he quit. [00:51:53] Speaker A: He's a scumbag. He went and got a haircut. [00:51:56] Speaker C: You should have called me. I would have stepped in. I would have took his place. [00:51:58] Speaker A: We. [00:51:59] Speaker B: We didn't know till last minute. [00:52:00] Speaker A: I know. It was so last minute. [00:52:01] Speaker B: We got you on right now. [00:52:03] Speaker C: Nice, nice. I love that. [00:52:05] Speaker A: Yeah. So, okay, so what else? We. [00:52:09] Speaker B: Oh, we're putting the heel clap. We're gonna put the heel clap on there. [00:52:12] Speaker C: Yeah, definitely. [00:52:12] Speaker B: We got the dirty box, the nasty, the puss box. [00:52:17] Speaker A: Are we saying not working the pole, right? Is that. Is that on the list? [00:52:21] Speaker C: Oh, I told you, I don't even really. I sit at the bar, dude. I don't even. I don't. I don't really. I just sit at the bar. [00:52:30] Speaker A: He sits at the bar. [00:52:31] Speaker B: Yeah, because you're trying to. The bartender probably see how we got. [00:52:36] Speaker A: Yeah, see, we got. Silence. [00:52:38] Speaker B: Silence. You don't even want to admit to that. That's probably. [00:52:40] Speaker C: No, I've already done that. Not the. Not the current. Not the current staff, but in the past. [00:52:45] Speaker A: When's the last time you went to the cab? [00:52:48] Speaker B: He goes once a week. [00:52:49] Speaker A: Do you still go last. [00:52:51] Speaker C: Last week. [00:52:52] Speaker A: Okay, so you still frequently go? [00:52:55] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, all the time. [00:52:56] Speaker A: Did you know that? [00:52:56] Speaker C: No, I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I told you, I'm a resident over there. I'm. Although I stepped. I haven't been to the squire in a while, but I get the black card to the Squire. [00:53:04] Speaker A: Do you know why Sabrina's friend, fucking baby Hanger was a bartender or a cocktail waitress there for a minute. [00:53:12] Speaker B: At the cab? [00:53:13] Speaker A: Yeah, like a couple months ago. [00:53:14] Speaker B: She's wicked ugly. [00:53:15] Speaker A: Oh, she's so ugly. [00:53:17] Speaker C: Who? [00:53:19] Speaker A: My fiance's. One of her ex friends was working there for a little bit. [00:53:25] Speaker C: I don't know. [00:53:26] Speaker B: You know, a gross, skinny girl. [00:53:28] Speaker A: Looks like Skeletor. [00:53:30] Speaker C: I mean, that's most of them there. That's pretty much all of them. They're not now, except for my two friends that work there. [00:53:36] Speaker A: Yeah, this poor girl fell out of the ugly. [00:53:39] Speaker C: Yeah. I swear to God, Never, never hooked up. I. I haven't hooked up with one person under that roof. [00:53:46] Speaker B: Okay, that's good. [00:53:47] Speaker A: That's a feat. [00:53:48] Speaker C: That's a. [00:53:48] Speaker B: We'll take you alive. That's a true state. Take you live. Well, it's fine. Just get. You're so. That's a true state. [00:53:53] Speaker C: I got nothing to hike and I'm. I'm an open book. Ask me anything. I'll tell you the truth. [00:53:56] Speaker A: What about. What about the squire? Do you have any. Any peeves about the squire? [00:54:02] Speaker C: It's the hood, but it is the hood. [00:54:05] Speaker A: I don't like that. There's cops there all the time. [00:54:08] Speaker C: Well, you need them. [00:54:09] Speaker A: You do, but I just don't like it. I feel like you can't really let loose. [00:54:13] Speaker B: You want to get his head blown off. [00:54:14] Speaker A: I think he did. [00:54:15] Speaker B: Yeah. They throw him in a trunk. [00:54:17] Speaker A: That guy worked for my father. [00:54:19] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:54:19] Speaker A: I don't know that guy. [00:54:21] Speaker C: I like this. My boy runs the Squire. [00:54:23] Speaker A: A week before the owner got his head blown off, that guy was counting football. [00:54:27] Speaker C: What do you mean? The owner still. The owner's still alive. What do you mean? [00:54:30] Speaker A: Well, somebody got shot or stabbed. Remember this? Like, we were like. We were like 16 or 17. [00:54:36] Speaker C: Maybe it wasn't. Maybe it was an old owner. [00:54:39] Speaker A: Yeah, we were like 16 or 17 and somebody got stabbed in there. The guy that did the stabbing was sitting on my kitchen table the Sunday before that, counting football cards because he worked for my father. [00:54:53] Speaker B: Right. [00:54:54] Speaker C: Where is he now? [00:54:57] Speaker A: I don't know. He got out my. Fuck. My brother was his lawyer. Got him out. [00:55:01] Speaker C: Oh, no, sure. [00:55:02] Speaker A: Yeah, we had the full. We had the full racket. [00:55:05] Speaker B: The full racket. The whole gambit. [00:55:07] Speaker A: We had the whole gambit, yeah. He worked for my father. And you got a lawyer on retention. [00:55:12] Speaker B: You got a lot. You got the lawyer. [00:55:14] Speaker C: You know what else I hate to. About the strip club? When you're sitting at the bar and the strippers come up to you, like, trying to work you. It's like. Oh, yeah, it's mad fucking like, I've been here. Wait, I've been. I've been in these places way too much. Get away from me, like. [00:55:26] Speaker A: Yeah, I know. [00:55:27] Speaker C: I don't want to dance. I don't want you to touch me. Like. Just get the. Away from me. [00:55:30] Speaker A: Yeah, I Don't need you. Come. [00:55:31] Speaker C: Leave me alone. Let me drink this drink in peace. [00:55:33] Speaker A: But why don't you just go to a bar then? [00:55:38] Speaker B: I think because I told you. No. [00:55:40] Speaker C: It's the atmosphere. Nice and dark. It's chill, low key. You won't bump into anyone you know there. [00:55:46] Speaker A: What about, like, a hookah bar, though? Isn't that kind of like, the same? [00:55:49] Speaker C: I don't like. I don't like hookah. [00:55:54] Speaker B: Do you go. Do you go to what? Do you actually watch the. Though? [00:55:59] Speaker C: No, I mean, I'll peek at some titties once in a while, but that's about it. [00:56:03] Speaker B: I mean, who's the guy if you. [00:56:05] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, it kind of sounds like y'all the gay one. [00:56:07] Speaker B: I get what you're saying, though, Rich. I could definitely hang at the Cab and, like, it's almost like that's secondary. [00:56:12] Speaker A: Yeah, no, 100%. [00:56:15] Speaker C: Gay. [00:56:16] Speaker A: I mean, my least favorite strip club is the Glass. [00:56:18] Speaker B: Look, no one even knows where that is. [00:56:21] Speaker A: It's in Boston. The Banana is my. I say the Banana is my favorite. [00:56:25] Speaker B: I never seen the Glass. [00:56:26] Speaker C: Listen. [00:56:26] Speaker B: Centerfolds. [00:56:27] Speaker C: Yeah, it's. [00:56:28] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:56:28] Speaker C: Same. [00:56:29] Speaker A: It's the same thing. [00:56:30] Speaker B: The best strip club is Mac Twos. Shout Out. [00:56:34] Speaker A: I like the Banana. [00:56:35] Speaker C: No. Best strip club I've ever been to was off in 95. Going up. I think it was in, like, Georgia. Going to Florida. This was like, 2008, maybe. [00:56:45] Speaker B: You dry down there? [00:56:46] Speaker A: Red shot 100. [00:56:48] Speaker C: No, bro, it was awesome. [00:56:49] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:56:49] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:56:50] Speaker C: Dude, we're just sitting there, it was like this little shack, and all of a sudden this stage gets, like, all smoky and this black chick just, like, rises up from the floor. Was the best thing I ever seen in my life. [00:57:00] Speaker A: Awesome. [00:57:01] Speaker B: She was probably shaking it, too, huh? The girls out, they know how to dance better. [00:57:05] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, 100%. [00:57:07] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:57:08] Speaker B: I would say if you go to a strip club and you see them with bottoms on, that pisses me off. [00:57:13] Speaker A: Well, yeah, that's not a strip club. [00:57:15] Speaker B: It's not? [00:57:15] Speaker A: No, they're more like go go dances. Like the one. My ex worked at that in Orlando. It's. [00:57:21] Speaker C: Yeah, they're like. They're like bottle girls. [00:57:23] Speaker A: They wore pasties. Pasties and bottoms. [00:57:25] Speaker B: But I'm fine with that because you already know what you're going into and. [00:57:28] Speaker A: You can't touch them. [00:57:28] Speaker B: I've been into the Squire and the black chicks just in underwear. [00:57:32] Speaker A: Well, she probably had her period. [00:57:34] Speaker B: Dude, I've been there multiple times. So was I the only time. Every time she was on, she was never showing her she probably had. [00:57:39] Speaker C: Well, you know. No, you know. No, the new thing is, like. The new thing is, like, if there's no money on the stage, they're not taking it off. You know what I mean? [00:57:48] Speaker A: Yeah, Yeah, I can see that. [00:57:52] Speaker B: I mean, too much weight. [00:57:53] Speaker C: Too much weight on this leg extension. Trying to My knee up. [00:57:56] Speaker A: They want to wait. They want to make their money. [00:57:58] Speaker B: What are you trying? Legs. [00:58:00] Speaker C: Right now I'm doing just leg extensions. Only £50. Going light. [00:58:07] Speaker B: Rich. Do you remember your first blowjob? [00:58:09] Speaker C: I do. Yeah. [00:58:11] Speaker B: I take the guy to come. [00:58:14] Speaker C: He came quick. No, I do remember. You remember your first blowjob? Real, like. Real first blowjo. [00:58:21] Speaker B: I think everybody does. How could you not? [00:58:23] Speaker C: Yeah, and. Well, some people want to forget it. [00:58:26] Speaker A: I ended up dating her for a while. [00:58:30] Speaker C: Huh. [00:58:30] Speaker A: I dated her for three years. [00:58:32] Speaker C: Justin still jerks off to his first blowjobs. [00:58:35] Speaker A: She gave a mean blowjob. [00:58:37] Speaker B: Yeah. Because really, like, pain behind it. [00:58:39] Speaker A: Yeah. She had no father. [00:58:41] Speaker B: Yeah, that's what it was. [00:58:42] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:58:43] Speaker B: No father. You get a great. [00:58:44] Speaker A: It was a fatherless blowjob. Those are the best kind. [00:58:47] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah. No, the worst is, like, the worst. Like, girls just like. Oh, you just talk a big game and then they start. Then they get on it and you're just like, get the out of here. [00:59:01] Speaker A: Yeah. I'm never gonna talk. [00:59:02] Speaker C: Talking. All that. You're over here. [00:59:05] Speaker A: I'm never gonna come. [00:59:06] Speaker B: Yeah, but you talk mad, too. And then, you know, you're not. You. You act like you're throwing it down, then you don't throw it down. [00:59:12] Speaker C: Talking. I'm a killer. [00:59:13] Speaker B: Kid killer. [00:59:14] Speaker C: I'm a killer. [00:59:16] Speaker A: No other option to be a killer. [00:59:19] Speaker B: Trent. Yeah, that rhymes with en. [00:59:21] Speaker A: He's always in it. [00:59:22] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:59:24] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:59:25] Speaker C: It depends. Honestly, it depends. It depends. If I'm just. If I'm just trying to get out of there, then, you know. [00:59:30] Speaker A: What about virginity was that. Was your first time a horror story for. [00:59:35] Speaker C: No. I lost my virginity on an air mattress in a room. I think, like, more like probably six people are in there. [00:59:42] Speaker A: Wow. [00:59:42] Speaker C: Yeah, of course. It was a horror story. I didn't know what the fuck I was. What was going on. [00:59:47] Speaker A: I was on break at Stop and Shop with an Indian girl. [00:59:51] Speaker C: Wow. You probably still smell like fucking curry. [00:59:53] Speaker A: You know her, too? We went to high school with her. [00:59:56] Speaker C: Who? You might have dropped the name. You could blur it out. [00:59:59] Speaker A: I don't know if I should just be dropping names. [01:00:01] Speaker B: We'll blur it out. Don't worry about it. [01:00:02] Speaker A: He's not going to blur nothing out. [01:00:03] Speaker B: We'll blur it out. [01:00:04] Speaker A: She's. She's married to a friend of yours. [01:00:09] Speaker C: A friend of mine? [01:00:10] Speaker A: I don't know if they're, like, if you're super close with them, but I. [01:00:15] Speaker C: Don'T know anyone married to a pooji, so. [01:00:18] Speaker A: Yeah, you do. [01:00:20] Speaker C: No, I don't. [01:00:22] Speaker B: Just say it, dude. [01:00:24] Speaker C: You said it without saying it. [01:00:27] Speaker A: Her name's Hani. [01:00:29] Speaker C: Yeah, I don't know who that is. [01:00:30] Speaker A: Yeah, you do. [01:00:32] Speaker C: No, I know. [01:00:32] Speaker A: Didn't you go to Reveal High? [01:00:34] Speaker B: He went to Se Ghost. [01:00:36] Speaker A: Oh, you know what? She moved. She didn't. I don't think she went to Rehai. [01:00:41] Speaker B: You made it seem like it was like his best friend was married to the. [01:00:43] Speaker A: No, he. He. I'm. I'm going to text him now. [01:00:47] Speaker B: He's going to text you on the. For our listeners. [01:00:50] Speaker A: Yeah, because I don't want to say the name. I'm going to text him the kid's name. He'll know. [01:00:55] Speaker C: All right, I'll say it. [01:01:02] Speaker A: Hold on. [01:01:06] Speaker B: Wow. [01:01:07] Speaker C: Kidding me? These leg things. Oh, wow. What's up? How long is this episode lasting? [01:01:17] Speaker A: Nothing. [01:01:18] Speaker B: We're gonna try to go, like, three, four hours. So what hour? [01:01:21] Speaker C: What number hour you on? [01:01:22] Speaker B: I don't know. An hour and a half? Oh, no, it just got to an hour. [01:01:27] Speaker C: Should have told me. I would have came right by. I'm at the gym. I was going to stop at the cab after, but. [01:01:33] Speaker A: All right, I'm going to send it to you right now. Rich, you just let. You just give me the. I know him or I don't. [01:01:38] Speaker C: Okay, I will. [01:01:42] Speaker B: It's Michael Dario. [01:01:44] Speaker A: Now, is that necessary? [01:01:45] Speaker B: Michael. Look him up on. He's got, like, a he's definitely shirt on. [01:01:51] Speaker C: He's not. He's not my friend. [01:01:54] Speaker A: But you know him. [01:01:55] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:01:56] Speaker B: So you lost Virginia. [01:02:00] Speaker A: Now, is that necessary for you to do? [01:02:03] Speaker B: Well, I mean, you made it to a thing. [01:02:05] Speaker A: I did not. Absolutely not. I texted the kids. [01:02:10] Speaker C: Hey, I'll make it a thing right now. Where is she? Will she blow me now? [01:02:13] Speaker B: She probably would. [01:02:13] Speaker A: Probably would. I think that's crazy you just said his name like that, though. [01:02:19] Speaker B: What? Who is he? [01:02:20] Speaker A: Unnecessary. Yes. I went to high school with him. I just got through, like, okay, so. [01:02:24] Speaker B: He don't know me. [01:02:25] Speaker A: Yeah, but you're gonna cause trouble with me. [01:02:28] Speaker B: How am I gonna cause trouble with people? [01:02:30] Speaker A: Listen to this. [01:02:32] Speaker B: I'll blur it out for you, okay? If you want to make a big deal, we'll blur it out. [01:02:35] Speaker A: People, listen to this. Mikey D. There's a bunch of boneheads out there. Listening to this. [01:02:40] Speaker B: There is some boneheads for sure. There's more boneheads than I originally thought were possible. But the boneheads are out. [01:02:47] Speaker A: The boneheads are strong, my friend. [01:02:48] Speaker B: I don't see not one person supporting the sneaky knees Weeks. [01:02:51] Speaker C: The dogs are out. [01:02:54] Speaker A: How was your meal the other night? [01:02:56] Speaker C: Unbelievable. [01:02:57] Speaker A: It was good. What'd you end up getting? [01:02:59] Speaker C: Yeah, I got chicken salt and boca with masala sauce with cutlet. And cutlet instead. [01:03:11] Speaker A: I gotta go with the cutlet. It's. It sops that sauce up so good. [01:03:14] Speaker B: Yeah, I honestly think we should put that on the specials. McCall it the mic to. [01:03:22] Speaker C: I'll tell you what. If I was running that place, I would tighten it up. Justin, you did a poor job. That's all I gotta say. [01:03:28] Speaker B: I know, dude. [01:03:29] Speaker A: Thanks, buddy. [01:03:29] Speaker B: Thank you. [01:03:30] Speaker A: I appreciate that. [01:03:31] Speaker C: I'm just kidding. [01:03:32] Speaker B: There's gonna be a super somewhere that's gonna suck balls. [01:03:36] Speaker A: Thank you. [01:03:36] Speaker C: I'm just kidding, Justin. You're a legend. [01:03:39] Speaker A: I try. [01:03:41] Speaker C: You did a great job. [01:03:42] Speaker B: All right, we're gonna get off. [01:03:44] Speaker C: Why? [01:03:45] Speaker B: Because you don't. You're not offering us nothing. You're doing fucking legacy. You're breath to the phone. You're coming like the guy at the beginning of this episode. It's getting. What do you want, by the way? He's trying to our cousin Skyler. [01:03:57] Speaker A: No, he's not. [01:03:58] Speaker B: He's actively trying to her. [01:03:59] Speaker A: He has a girlfriend. [01:04:00] Speaker B: Yeah, right. [01:04:01] Speaker C: Thank. Listen, listen. I told you I wouldn't do that. [01:04:04] Speaker B: Yeah, I'm getting pictures. [01:04:05] Speaker A: No, I know. He. [01:04:06] Speaker B: Two in the morning. [01:04:07] Speaker A: He wouldn't. [01:04:07] Speaker B: Two in the morning. I'm getting pissed. [01:04:09] Speaker C: You're lucky. You're lucky we didn't send the ones that we took at 4 in the morning. [01:04:15] Speaker A: Dog shit. [01:04:16] Speaker B: He went to turkeys. He looks like dog shit, right? [01:04:18] Speaker C: You're lucky we didn't send you the 4 o'clock in the morning pictures. [01:04:21] Speaker B: That's fine. I thought you had a girlfriend. We can clip this and send it. [01:04:24] Speaker A: Yeah, we can send it to you, girl. [01:04:26] Speaker C: Text her, ask her. Say. Say, skylar, send me the 4 o'clock in the morning pictures. [01:04:31] Speaker A: I don't think I want to see him. Rich, I have. I have this light of you in that I have. I view you in a completely different light. [01:04:39] Speaker C: Hung up on me the other day. [01:04:41] Speaker A: I know we didn't really get to that story. You said you were going to tell me. So now. Now's a perfect time to say why. [01:04:49] Speaker C: We'Re talking about it right now. [01:04:51] Speaker B: Oh, don't you two hate each other? Because Rich used to date a certain girl that Justin was obsessed with for years. [01:04:57] Speaker A: Who? [01:04:57] Speaker C: I never hated Justin. [01:04:58] Speaker A: I never hated Richie. [01:05:00] Speaker B: I don't know. That's what I heard. [01:05:01] Speaker C: I never hated Justin. [01:05:03] Speaker A: Al's just trying to be a troublemaker. [01:05:05] Speaker B: Or is that what it was? [01:05:06] Speaker A: Al's just trying to be a troublemaker now? [01:05:09] Speaker C: I never had a problem with Justin. [01:05:11] Speaker B: I thought there was some girl between you to. [01:05:13] Speaker C: I don't know. [01:05:14] Speaker B: I won't mention her name. [01:05:16] Speaker A: He's talking about Jess. And I've never dated Jess in my life. [01:05:19] Speaker B: I know. You wanted to, though. [01:05:20] Speaker A: No. [01:05:21] Speaker B: You like Rich dude with his long hair. [01:05:23] Speaker A: Yeah, that's exactly what I said. [01:05:25] Speaker C: You know. You know how many guys said that about me? I'm sure over the years? [01:05:27] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, they have. They still probably saying it. Justin. Justin just wishes, you know, the stars. [01:05:33] Speaker A: Align correctly and see, now this is the same kid. Don't listen. This is what we're going to do. You. Because you're smirking. This is what we're gonna do. [01:05:43] Speaker B: I. I'm not gonna mention her name. I'm not. I already said I'm not gonna mention her name. [01:05:47] Speaker A: All right, this. We're gonna. This whole episode is gonna be all blurred. [01:05:52] Speaker B: I didn't say it. All right, where were we going now with that? [01:05:58] Speaker C: The original conversation with Skyler. I told you you would approve. [01:06:04] Speaker B: Val. I mean, if we're dropping names at all. [01:06:10] Speaker A: Oh, this is what we're doing now? I haven't heard that girl's name in forever. [01:06:15] Speaker C: Me either. [01:06:16] Speaker B: I've heard it more recently than I would have ever thought I was gonna hear it. [01:06:20] Speaker A: Why? Why would you even bring her name up? [01:06:22] Speaker B: Who knows, Al? [01:06:24] Speaker C: You gotta blur that out. [01:06:26] Speaker A: We're not blurring nothing out now. That's Justin. [01:06:31] Speaker C: I know where you live. [01:06:33] Speaker A: Yeah, you come over anytime. Please come play with my kid or something so I can like, take a nap. Oh, I want to know why. Al just playing the name drop game. [01:06:44] Speaker B: I wasn't. [01:06:44] Speaker A: He's trying to put everybody on blast. [01:06:46] Speaker B: Dude, can. Can you be honest? [01:06:48] Speaker A: This is mine. [01:06:48] Speaker C: I didn't say Al. I don't know why you threw me under the bus. [01:06:52] Speaker A: Not only did he throw you under Rich, he backed up. [01:06:55] Speaker B: I didn't back up. [01:06:56] Speaker A: This is all because you try to his cousin. This is what happens. [01:06:59] Speaker C: I listen. [01:07:00] Speaker B: You said no existed. [01:07:03] Speaker C: I didn't bring you. I didn't bring her up. [01:07:06] Speaker B: Let me see. [01:07:07] Speaker C: You brought that up. [01:07:08] Speaker A: He did bring her up. He said, you know, he's trying to your cousin. That's what he said. [01:07:12] Speaker B: Should we put. [01:07:13] Speaker A: Richie. He's trying. Richie. He's trying to drive a wedge between our friendship right now. And I don't like it. [01:07:19] Speaker B: Listen, I just asked a question. You were friends with this girl that he used to date. I wasn't sure if there was some type of bad blood between you two. Maybe that was between you and Brian. Justin. I don't know. [01:07:29] Speaker A: That was. That was. [01:07:31] Speaker B: Maybe I got it all mixed up. [01:07:33] Speaker A: That was a true. That's that. That was true. [01:07:35] Speaker C: Okay, I'll complete. [01:07:36] Speaker A: Al. [01:07:36] Speaker C: You just blew everything up. I'll just like it. I'm dropping bombs. [01:07:40] Speaker A: Yeah, I was just trying to drop. [01:07:42] Speaker B: Let the world burn a little bit, if we're being honest. [01:07:44] Speaker A: Thank God we got Thanksgiving coming up. [01:07:47] Speaker B: Why? Who's gonna. [01:07:47] Speaker C: I know. [01:07:48] Speaker B: See anything before Thanksgiving? [01:07:49] Speaker A: I don't know. [01:07:51] Speaker C: What are we doing? We. We getting Skyler on here. [01:07:55] Speaker A: He said he was gonna three way call us. She might be at work. [01:07:57] Speaker C: Well, it's been a whole 13 hours since I last heard her voice. [01:08:00] Speaker A: Oh, my God. Don't you have a girlfriend? Really nice. Don't. Don't it up. [01:08:06] Speaker C: I'm joking. I would never. [01:08:09] Speaker A: She did seem nice, though. Richie, you. You got a good one. [01:08:12] Speaker B: I don't even know how I have it. Yeah. Dude. [01:08:15] Speaker C: Huh. [01:08:16] Speaker B: Okay. Hold on. Hold on. How do I add this? Hold on. [01:08:20] Speaker A: Merge. [01:08:21] Speaker B: I gotta wait till it starts going. [01:08:26] Speaker A: He's gonna hang up. [01:08:27] Speaker B: No, he's not. He knows the deal. Yo. Hello. Can you hear me? [01:08:40] Speaker A: Yeah, I can hear you. [01:08:42] Speaker C: Oh, my God. [01:08:43] Speaker A: Are you serious? Wait, hold on. [01:08:45] Speaker B: With Richie and Justin. You're on the podcast. [01:08:49] Speaker A: How are you? [01:08:50] Speaker B: Oh, I think. Wait, hold on. Now she's calling me on the side. Is she retarded? Hold on. Richard. Yo. [01:08:59] Speaker A: Hi. [01:09:00] Speaker B: Hold on. [01:09:03] Speaker A: All right, we're back. [01:09:03] Speaker B: We're all back. Can you hear us? [01:09:06] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:09:07] Speaker B: Okay. Rich, can you hear Skyler? [01:09:09] Speaker C: You see the type of trouble you started? [01:09:12] Speaker A: What is going on right now? Why am I being three weighed? What is with these four answers? [01:09:18] Speaker C: I have a question. Is this the first time you've ever been three weeks? [01:09:20] Speaker B: I mean, this is a bad question, Rich. [01:09:22] Speaker A: That's like Richie. [01:09:23] Speaker B: But Skyla did set herself up for that one. That was bad. That was. No, she didn't see the. [01:09:28] Speaker C: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. [01:09:29] Speaker A: Skyla, what's with these 4am pitches we keep hearing about? What are you talking about? Me and Richie sent Al a picture after the club at 4am it was probably like 2:15am That's a little late. [01:09:44] Speaker B: And then what happened after that? [01:09:47] Speaker A: I Went upstairs and cleaned my tables and. And cashed out and went home. [01:09:53] Speaker B: Okay. [01:09:54] Speaker A: All right. We'll take your word for it. [01:09:56] Speaker B: I guess. We'll take your word for it. Even though it feels like Richie's trying to, like, you know, slide in, doing. [01:10:01] Speaker C: Some weird stuff, don't listen to him. [01:10:05] Speaker A: I think Richie is just trying to. [01:10:07] Speaker C: With you guys. [01:10:09] Speaker A: That's. That's kind of what we're hoping for. [01:10:12] Speaker B: We're hoping. I heard you were extremely excited. This is coming from a third party. No one in involved. When you saw Rich face, you were more excited than anybody. [01:10:23] Speaker A: Negative. We heard you lit up like a Christmas tree across the club to say hi to him, though. Yes, we heard lit up like a Christmas tree was the exact verbiage. Oh, okay. [01:10:35] Speaker B: Fenway Park. They said you looked like, lit up. [01:10:37] Speaker C: Who was the third party? [01:10:39] Speaker A: I can't reveal sources. It was Mike dizario. [01:10:43] Speaker B: You're right, it was Mike. And they said Rich was just as excited, so. Okay. Oh, well, she does have a girlfriend. [01:10:59] Speaker C: See, what happened here? [01:11:00] Speaker B: I don't know if Skyler has a boyfriend. We don't know about that. We don't ask our question. [01:11:04] Speaker A: We don't know. It switches every other week, so. Yeah, I have a couple. [01:11:08] Speaker B: You don't have an only fans, right? [01:11:10] Speaker C: Listen, she's a gamer. She's a gamer. [01:11:14] Speaker B: There's no only fans to speak of. Correct? No onlyfans. Okay, good. [01:11:19] Speaker A: You're above that. [01:11:20] Speaker B: You are. [01:11:21] Speaker A: Although it would probably help you pay your student loans. I'm just saying. This is very true. [01:11:27] Speaker B: Skylar. [01:11:28] Speaker C: Skylar, I heard Justin's job is available. [01:11:32] Speaker B: That is true. [01:11:33] Speaker A: It is true. [01:11:34] Speaker B: Skylar, I have a question for you. Do you at all, in any way, shape or form, feel any type of regret for paying 100,000 a year. 100,000 a year? For school. School. To not even have a job afterwards. No regrets. [01:11:51] Speaker A: What did you even go to school for? Bottle service. [01:11:54] Speaker B: Something dumb. She went for Skyla. [01:11:57] Speaker A: Highly educated bottle server. I am a champagne dealer. [01:12:01] Speaker B: She's a Shiloh champagne dealer. Okay. [01:12:03] Speaker A: No, but what did. What was your degree in, though? [01:12:05] Speaker B: Psychology. [01:12:07] Speaker C: Shila, how do you feel. How do you feel about me being the new manager at La Familia? Just not announced yet. [01:12:14] Speaker A: I think that that would mean that we would get to spend more time together. I think it'd be a great role for you. All right. [01:12:20] Speaker B: Bye. You too. We'll talk to you later. He's definitely not getting a job. Why? [01:12:29] Speaker A: Were you gonna make him the manager? No. You should. [01:12:32] Speaker B: No, he's not. I mean, he'd do A better job than you, but exactly. [01:12:35] Speaker A: Well, he would probably half the staff. At least I'm related to them. [01:12:38] Speaker B: That would be a problem. Yeah, he would. Half the staff. Staff. [01:12:42] Speaker A: At least I'm related. [01:12:44] Speaker B: He the guys too. Like we're not going to like. Don't look like him. [01:12:46] Speaker A: When we said all the staff. [01:12:48] Speaker B: He ain't gay. He would be piping those. [01:12:50] Speaker A: When we said all the staff. [01:12:51] Speaker B: We got some $3 bills. He'd be. [01:12:54] Speaker A: We meant all the staff. [01:12:55] Speaker B: We got a bunch of meteorologists in our place. We running from all the staff. [01:13:00] Speaker A: We meant all the staff. Yeah. Yeah. [01:13:05] Speaker B: Thanksgiving. What are you saying? You seen anything that we need to bet? Because you. I mean you've been putting in some legs. Did that hit last night? [01:13:12] Speaker A: What did you. Did not. It did not hit. It was Nico's bad juju on it. That's the problem. [01:13:17] Speaker B: You really. He really is just like missed a. [01:13:20] Speaker A: Negative because I was close to it. [01:13:22] Speaker B: What? What was it? What didn't hit the yardage on Wahoo. [01:13:27] Speaker A: Oh, and Derrick Henry didn't score because he had a touchdown called back. Holden. Yeah, that me. [01:13:33] Speaker B: It doesn't make sense. Like when they get around the goal line, why they're just not pounding it with the running backs. Like they just. And then they just want to throw these three, four, five, six yard passes. [01:13:42] Speaker A: It's so annoying. [01:13:43] Speaker B: You have the horse give it to him. [01:13:45] Speaker A: Well, and I had 200 yards he threw Lamar Jackson to for like 187. [01:13:53] Speaker B: Oh, so you missed a lot of legs. [01:13:55] Speaker A: Yeah, I missed those two legs. [01:13:57] Speaker B: Okay. Not crazy. [01:13:59] Speaker A: No. Especially when you had. He had two passing yards till the very last drive of the second half. [01:14:07] Speaker B: I know. I saw that. I was actually pumped. I was thinking maybe I could squeeze. [01:14:11] Speaker A: Out a fantasy one or maybe first quarter. I don't know. [01:14:14] Speaker B: I did. Quinton Jackson's retarded. [01:14:17] Speaker A: Oh, he missed so many. [01:14:19] Speaker B: That, that, that wasn't a mess. He 1000% had money on his under. Had to someone in his family. God bless him. I love you for that. I would do the same thing. [01:14:29] Speaker A: Had to have. [01:14:30] Speaker B: They put huge sums of money. I want a 30 foot. Throw it. 30. Done on that. He missed some impossible balls to miss. He was even some of the routes he ran. It looked like he ran the wrong route. They weren't even throwing the ball in the right correct place. He is a fucking loser. [01:14:43] Speaker A: He is a grade A loser. And if you played him, you are also. You're an even big a loser. So you're officially out. [01:14:54] Speaker B: I'm officially eliminated. I Was thinking about giving everyone their money back. I was thinking about doing it originally when you pissed me off, but I didn't do that. I would. I should have. I should have just gave it to everyone. Now people are going to say, oh, if he gives back the money, it's because he's out. [01:15:08] Speaker A: Why are you giving the money back now? [01:15:10] Speaker B: I'm not. [01:15:11] Speaker A: Yeah, but, like, what would be the. [01:15:14] Speaker B: Just because I don't want to deal with the people that there's still six teams that haven't paid. Like, I have to go hunt these children down. [01:15:21] Speaker A: Well, I would say you'd have to hunt five of them down. You don't really have to hunt me down. I tried to vmo you the other day. [01:15:27] Speaker B: Still, though, I shouldn't even have to. Granted, I don't have to worry about you. I'm not worried about you. Even though when you talk stupid in the group chat. [01:15:36] Speaker A: No, I have a thing where it's a me thing. I like to see how many times I can get top score before I pay. And I even do it in my other league. [01:15:46] Speaker B: I get that, but it's because I hate. [01:15:49] Speaker A: Like, I don't want you to vent with me. A hundred dollars midweek. I'd rather right now I owe you 400 instead of 500. I got top scorer one time. My other league, I got top scorer four times. I don't even think I owe anything because it's a 200 buy in. $50 every time. [01:16:05] Speaker B: Right. I get it. I get what you're saying. But it's just like, the money should come in and then it should be divvied out. So now there's no top score paid weekly. It gets paid at the end of the year because no one wants to put their money in. And that still didn't even get people to pay. So. And I'm just not a nag or a hun where I'm just gonna nag people every day. Hey, where's the money? Where's the money? Where's the money? You're an adult. Get the money. Otherwise your dog's heads are going to get cut off. [01:16:31] Speaker A: Our pets heads are falling off. [01:16:33] Speaker B: All right, let's look at these games. I want to look at the games. I want to see the lines. [01:16:37] Speaker A: I like lions minus 10, I think. Okay, so 10 or 10 and a half. [01:16:41] Speaker B: There is a human being on this podcast that loves, and I mean loves to suck methane gas, Meaning he loves to suck farts. Okay. He loves to suck farts. He sent me this thing. Now I Did look it up and it does seem like a real stat. Dickey. And I'm not answering Dickey's call. You're done. You didn't add enough to the podcast. It was good while it lasted. Favorites are over 10. Favorites of over 10. A 90 against the spread on Thanksgiving since 2005. 110 against the spread since the wild card era. Lions negative 10 and a half. [01:17:18] Speaker A: So he's saying bet the farm on the Lions. [01:17:20] Speaker B: Bet the farm on the Lions. [01:17:21] Speaker A: Were they playing? [01:17:23] Speaker B: Hold on. I want to get all this. I want to get the times. Yeah, the Beers. The Beers are playing at the Lions. Oh, they're going to went down to negative 10. So that means some money is coming on the Bears. [01:17:33] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:17:35] Speaker B: The Giants are playing the Cowboys at 4:30. [01:17:37] Speaker A: I think the Cowboys win it, especially after last week beating the Commanders. [01:17:41] Speaker B: I mean Tommy DeVito. They don't know that they can play. So who's their backup to the back? [01:17:45] Speaker A: Oh, what does he hurt? [01:17:46] Speaker B: Yeah, they said that he's not 100%. Miami Dolphins Green at Green Bay packers is. I think that's going to be closer than people think. Raid is at the. No, no. Oh, we got a Friday game. [01:17:58] Speaker A: I forgot who's playing Friday. [01:18:00] Speaker B: Raid is at the Chiefs. Oh, fuck. Yeah. You see they should just add more days. [01:18:05] Speaker A: Well, the Chiefs are winning that one. [01:18:08] Speaker B: That's going to be a smoke show. [01:18:10] Speaker A: So Lions, let's build a pal. Let's build a little fun PA right now. [01:18:14] Speaker B: That's what I'm saying. You want to do it? [01:18:15] Speaker A: Just a touchdown pa. You want to do touchdown. Not the minus 10 one. [01:18:19] Speaker B: Anytime. Touchdown pa la. [01:18:21] Speaker A: Okay. [01:18:22] Speaker B: Doesn't have to be first. Let's just go anytime. Let's get. You want to get two people per game. [01:18:27] Speaker A: Okay. David Montgomery. I'm sorry. Not David Jamia Gibbs. Anytime. Minus 180. [01:18:36] Speaker B: I think we definitely have to throw him on it. [01:18:39] Speaker A: Anybody else from that game? Jameson Williams is +230. [01:18:48] Speaker B: I would stay away from him. [01:18:49] Speaker A: Very touchdown dependent. But Amon. Roz. Amon. Rob is banged up, right? David Montgomery's banged up. [01:19:01] Speaker B: Let's go Jamal Gibbs and let's get Deandre Swift to throw one in. [01:19:04] Speaker A: How's it definitely gonna Swift been scorn but they. But they just listen. [01:19:10] Speaker B: Did you think DJ Moore is going to throw one in? [01:19:11] Speaker A: I think that Keenan Allen scores again two weeks in a row. I think that they got a new offensive coordinator. Right. They're dropping back I think 75% of the time and firing it. I just seen that stat that doesn't bode well for Swift. Let's see Swift stats, though. [01:19:37] Speaker B: Let's throw Swift on it. Just because it's a little bit more. I'm not, like, fully against. Against it. [01:19:42] Speaker A: Okay. I just want to see his touchdowns. He's got five touchdowns on the year. [01:19:48] Speaker B: And what about receiving? [01:19:50] Speaker A: Receiving? He has zero. He scored versus Green Bay. The last time he scored was versus Washington, week eight. I don't think it's a good. Good pick. [01:20:01] Speaker B: Well, they haven't been scoring nothing. What is. Keenan Allen might have one touchdown. [01:20:04] Speaker A: He does. Last. Last week. [01:20:06] Speaker B: The only touchdown. [01:20:07] Speaker A: All right, let's look up James Jameson. [01:20:08] Speaker B: Look up D.J. moore. I think he had two touchdowns last week. [01:20:15] Speaker A: I like D.J. moore, but I want to look up Jameson. [01:20:23] Speaker B: Do we like Rico Dowdle as a Cowboy to get to punch one in? [01:20:28] Speaker A: No. I like Schoonmaker, though. Especially if what's his name's back out. CD Lamb's not catching one. [01:20:41] Speaker B: You like Shoemaker? Dude, you. You're picking more. [01:20:44] Speaker A: More hot, hotter bets. [01:20:45] Speaker B: But they got off. I get what you're saying, but let's just let it hit. Let's let our people hit. Do we like Josh Jacobs? I think you gotta. He's almost locked to get. [01:20:54] Speaker A: I like Josh Jacobs. And then who do you like, Jameson, Real quick. I just want to see. Just for shits and gigs. Where's Jameson Williams? He does. [01:21:11] Speaker B: He sucks. Jameson Williams. He hasn't even played. [01:21:15] Speaker A: All right, so you like? I like. What about undone? I would say on dunes? I would say I will put one on Caleb to run one in. Or DJ Moore. [01:21:33] Speaker B: So you don't want to do Swift. [01:21:34] Speaker A: I think we. I. [01:21:37] Speaker B: Let's go, DJ Moore. [01:21:38] Speaker A: Okay. Dj Moore. I think we pick one from each team. [01:21:41] Speaker B: That's what I'm saying. Okay. Now let's go, Cowboys. Who do you want from the Cowboys? So you could pick chalk on the Cowboys, take Dowdle, and then you can get crazy. Or you can, I bet. [01:21:52] Speaker A: Has Dowdle gotten the zone? [01:21:55] Speaker B: Oh, please stop. [01:21:59] Speaker A: I'd say Tyron Tracy for the Giants. [01:22:08] Speaker B: Have to block out the names. I just got a text. They're all blocked. [01:22:11] Speaker A: Relax, Tyrone Tracy. [01:22:16] Speaker B: No one's gonna see it. Relax. [01:22:18] Speaker A: I would say swoon makeup. I think he's. Is. Is Ferguson playing? I don't think he's playing. And he scored the past two weeks in a row. [01:22:31] Speaker B: Who? [01:22:32] Speaker A: Scooter Maker. [01:22:33] Speaker B: Do we take the Dallas Cowboys defense. [01:22:36] Speaker A: To score a touchdown? [01:22:37] Speaker B: Ooh. [01:22:43] Speaker A: No, he's only got one touchdown. I don't think he gets another one. [01:22:47] Speaker B: Who? [01:22:48] Speaker A: Scooter Maker. [01:22:49] Speaker B: He's not getting another one. He's not getting in touch. I wouldn't even put that in the list. [01:22:53] Speaker A: What about Jalen Tolbert? [01:22:57] Speaker B: We're picking Dowdle. I think Dowdle will do. Good. Let's pick. [01:23:02] Speaker A: So we're just doing all running backs? [01:23:04] Speaker B: No, no, not all running backs. What do you think about Malik Neighbors? [01:23:09] Speaker A: Well, we already have. I would take Tyron Tracy over. [01:23:13] Speaker B: Okay, let's take Tyron Tracy. That's two running backs. I'm fine with that. Over. [01:23:18] Speaker A: Malik Nebus. [01:23:18] Speaker B: We got Josh Jacobs. On the. On the. On the pack is. You want a chain? [01:23:24] Speaker A: Tyreek 18, Tyreek Hill. [01:23:29] Speaker B: All right, so this is six guys. Josh Jacobs and H. Hand for plus 5268. [01:23:37] Speaker A: All right, we going to do the Chiefs? [01:23:39] Speaker B: No, that's Friday. [01:23:40] Speaker A: Oh, this is all. That's all the Thursday games? [01:23:43] Speaker B: Yes. [01:23:44] Speaker A: Okay, so we're pl. I got plus 66.49. What do you got? [01:23:53] Speaker B: How's that possible? You got a boost on this thing? [01:23:57] Speaker A: Nope. That's just a no sweat token. So if it doesn't hit, I get it back. [01:24:02] Speaker B: How much is it? [01:24:04] Speaker A: I think up to $25. [01:24:05] Speaker B: It says 10. [01:24:07] Speaker A: Oh, $10, then. [01:24:08] Speaker B: Rico do. I'll definitely take yours. [01:24:12] Speaker A: What is. What's your odds? What does it say your odds is? [01:24:18] Speaker B: 56, 52, 68. [01:24:20] Speaker A: Why? [01:24:21] Speaker B: They must be given a different line for somebody. Tyrone. Oh, Tyrone chase is only plus 125 for them. [01:24:28] Speaker A: Well, this is a double. [01:24:29] Speaker B: Oh, with Rico, Rico's negative 105. Oh, let me look at it here. Yeah, I got plus four, plus 340 with them, too. [01:24:39] Speaker A: I got plus 380. [01:24:41] Speaker B: And I got plus 315. So they just must be given better odds. [01:24:44] Speaker A: All right, let's say $10 to win 664. [01:24:49] Speaker B: Whoa, hold on. Don't put. Don't place that. Okay, well, let's put more money on this thing. [01:24:55] Speaker A: How much you want to put on it? [01:24:56] Speaker B: I don't know. What do you want? I'll give you half. Whatever you want to put on it. [01:24:59] Speaker A: 50. [01:25:00] Speaker B: No, put 100. [01:25:07] Speaker A: Well, let's do multiple bets. Let's do a win, loss one. So let's. I'll. [01:25:12] Speaker B: Let's put that as a hundred. That's good. That's good. That's good money. [01:25:15] Speaker A: You want to put this in as 100? [01:25:16] Speaker B: Yeah, let's put that in as 100. That's 3,300 each. [01:25:21] Speaker A: I'm scared. [01:25:22] Speaker B: What are you scared about? It's $50, kids. [01:25:25] Speaker A: I know, but I don't like it that much, dude. All right, let's. If we're going to do it then let's go pick the winners too. Let's add the the game winners on there and juice it up even more. If we're going to put 100, let's put the game one is on. [01:25:41] Speaker B: You love more than six legs. All right, do me a favor. Everyone else put in the six leg. We're throwing in a monster P. All right. [01:25:49] Speaker A: Are we taking lions minus ten and a half? [01:25:52] Speaker B: Hold on, I got a player. [01:25:53] Speaker A: Or are we going to do do. [01:25:55] Speaker B: No, no way of taking a line is lines minus 10 to 10 and a half on yours. I had it at 10. Okay. [01:26:03] Speaker A: Are we taking Cowboys minus three and a half or are we going to go money line? [01:26:12] Speaker B: What are you saying? Sorry, I was trying to look something. [01:26:14] Speaker A: Are we going to go cowboys minus three and a half or cowboys money line versus the giants with no Tommy. [01:26:20] Speaker B: Dev veto minus three and a half. They're going to get smoked. That's going to be the worst game of the schedule. [01:26:27] Speaker A: Are we going even with Cooper? Rush pack is money line. [01:26:34] Speaker B: I think I like the dolphins with the points. [01:26:36] Speaker A: Dolphins points? Yeah, I like dolphins points. Dolphins points and what's his name's been playing out of his mind lately. All right, so this is a nine leg pa 100 bucks to win 50 G's. [01:27:02] Speaker B: I'm so in. [01:27:03] Speaker A: Dude, is this too crazy? [01:27:05] Speaker B: Of course it's crazy, dude. [01:27:06] Speaker A: Is it like not even worth it? [01:27:09] Speaker B: Well, you want to drop it down the money? [01:27:11] Speaker A: I'm asking. [01:27:15] Speaker B: I don't even see what's bad about this. [01:27:18] Speaker A: I mean, you put in 100 bucks. [01:27:24] Speaker B: Look at this. Justin figured it out. [01:27:31] Speaker A: All right, do you want to put in a put in this crazy bet for lower money and then put in a more realistic bet for a high? [01:27:46] Speaker B: He's panicking. [01:27:47] Speaker A: I'm not panicking. [01:27:48] Speaker B: No, no. I'm talking the other panicking because he's like, oh, she's got a man. We can't be saying her name. [01:27:53] Speaker A: I'm saying this is kind of like a crazy bet. Nine leg pa for to drop 100 beans on it. Do you want to put 30 on this and then we can put more money on a band one on a smaller one. [01:28:08] Speaker B: Whatever you think, dude, this is. [01:28:10] Speaker A: I'm just asking your opinion here. [01:28:11] Speaker B: It doesn't matter. You told me to put 500 on it. I'll put 500 on. You want me to put 50? [01:28:16] Speaker A: 30? [01:28:17] Speaker B: I'm fine. [01:28:17] Speaker A: I tried to get you to put 300 on one bet and we didn't. All right, let's do. Let's do 50 on this one. We'll put 50 on another one. Fair game. We'll put 50 on the three winners separately. Sound. Sound good? [01:28:45] Speaker B: Fine. If this hits, I'm gonna be so mad we didn't put $100 on this thing. [01:28:51] Speaker A: I know, but it's probably not gonna hit $25,000. [01:28:54] Speaker B: What can you do for what, 25. [01:28:55] Speaker A: Right now with 25,000. [01:28:58] Speaker B: Just think that was 25 y way. 25 mile way. [01:29:02] Speaker A: Yeah. Then we'll have to split 25 the other way. [01:29:10] Speaker B: Could have been. Could have been 25 each because, you know, that's it. Nine legs. I love it. [01:29:19] Speaker A: It's crazy. It's nine legs. I'm gonna deposit 100 bucks, all right? I deposit 100. I'm putting 50 on this bet. And we're going to pick the three winners. Minus ten, minus three, plus three and a half, 50 bucks. It's one hundred and fifty bucks each. [01:29:59] Speaker B: Okay, so basically you still. I'm still owing you 150 bucks. [01:30:05] Speaker A: Yeah, well, you can just put it towards now. I owe you 350 for fantasy, I guess. [01:30:15] Speaker B: Yeah, that's fine. We can do that. But it's kind to hit. [01:30:19] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, it's going to hit. [01:30:20] Speaker B: And then I'm going to be mad that we didn't put 100 on it. [01:30:23] Speaker A: I mean, this pal, is kind of crazy. See, it's already. It's. This is how you know, it's probably not. This is probably going to hit because it's already letting me keep my cash out at 50. Whereas this one they just know is crazy. So they're always like, listen, I'll give you 16 bucks for the stupid bet that you put in could just be. [01:30:43] Speaker B: The number of legs. And you just put in the other bet. [01:30:45] Speaker A: It could be the number of legs. I. I mean, I don't like the Rico Dowdle there. I feel like really. [01:30:52] Speaker B: I feel like he's fucking doing it. [01:30:54] Speaker A: I feel like he hasn't really done much. I could be wrong. I haven't really been paying attention. I don't have him in any leagues. Let's see. I know Tommy has him. Maybe he scored. He's projected 19 points. He hasn't scored a touchdown all year. [01:31:13] Speaker B: One of my hot tips came in Grand Canyon over Stanford. We'll see how that plays out. [01:31:19] Speaker A: Grand Canyon. So Rico Dowdle has three receiving touchdowns all year. Week four, week five, and week nine, he has no other touchdowns. So he's definitely gonna get one yeah. [01:31:29] Speaker B: Because he's the main guy now. [01:31:32] Speaker A: He's been the main guy. [01:31:33] Speaker B: No, he's. They're giving it to him. That's why he's low. It's so low, it's negative 102 for him. [01:31:39] Speaker A: He hasn't been able to move the rock, dude. [01:31:43] Speaker B: See, I think they're gonna have to rely a little more heavily on. On the run game. [01:31:49] Speaker A: Yeah, we'll see. [01:31:50] Speaker B: We will see if it hits. [01:31:52] Speaker A: I'll be happy if everything hits. Other than that Rico Dowdle, I'm gonna be pissed because. And in shoemaker scores. [01:32:01] Speaker B: I'll kill myself. A shoemaker scores. You can put that and bring that to the bank. Cash that in. Yeah, I'll murder myself. [01:32:08] Speaker A: I will. Looking pretty good. Anything else you want to touch on before we send this home? [01:32:15] Speaker B: Did we go over Thanksgiving? [01:32:17] Speaker A: Yes, kind of. [01:32:19] Speaker B: No, we didn't. We didn't even go over Thanksgiving. [01:32:22] Speaker A: Well, we said we don't. If you bring cranberry sauce, you're a loser. [01:32:25] Speaker B: That was it. I was so. Told you to. Told you to make a five. [01:32:29] Speaker A: What are you making? [01:32:31] Speaker B: What are you bringing now besides a ton of pies? My wife's bringing a poontang pie. She brings that around everywhere she goes. [01:32:39] Speaker A: Everywhere she goes. She can't help herself. [01:32:44] Speaker B: First of all, let me talk about how retarded this is. Now that we're. I'm making. I'm making a sausage stuffing, okay. I always make a sausage stuffing because everything gets better with sausage. That's just a fact. [01:32:56] Speaker A: You gotta. Especially poon tang pie. [01:32:58] Speaker B: That's why all lesbians never become lesbians there. Until entire life. They always go back to a man. Because everything's better with sausage. [01:33:03] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:33:04] Speaker B: It's just a fact. Like a lot of pusses. [01:33:06] Speaker A: I mean, if you. If a girl's wearing a strap on, it's like you're. It's not the same thing. [01:33:11] Speaker B: It's not the same thing. [01:33:12] Speaker A: You've never had. Addicted. [01:33:13] Speaker B: Did you heat that up in a microwave to 98.6? I don't think you did. [01:33:15] Speaker A: I don't think so. [01:33:16] Speaker B: Yeah. My wife and my mother might be the dumbest people on the face of the planet. [01:33:26] Speaker A: What happens just. [01:33:29] Speaker B: I'm busy. I'm busy doing my. For some reason they think it's smart on the day before Thanksgiving. So on the Wednesday. [01:33:39] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:33:39] Speaker B: To have a whole Thanksgiving dinner side. [01:33:42] Speaker A: Thanksgiving that I'm coming to tomorrow. [01:33:43] Speaker B: They have a side Thanksgiving that now Justin's coming to. What time now? I have no idea. I don't know. What time people come in here, there's gonna be 20 people here. [01:33:52] Speaker A: And Sabrina's going to the fucking movies. [01:33:54] Speaker B: To see Wicked before Sabrina's going to see Wicked. That's a normal thing to do on a Wednesday before Thanksgiving. Not have an entirely with their gay brother. [01:34:04] Speaker A: They're going to be doing a sing along. [01:34:06] Speaker B: He should really go hit a Marco. Dude, like them two would be a great couple. [01:34:09] Speaker A: Perfect couple. [01:34:11] Speaker B: Just who the decides to have a full secondary Thanksgiving day before a pre Thanksgiving Thanksgiving dinner? Which makes with the same people you're gonna see the day after. Okay, but instead of there being 40 of them, there's now 20 of them. Make that make sense to me. [01:34:32] Speaker A: Who's the 20? [01:34:34] Speaker B: My brother. His whole shitty family. [01:34:37] Speaker A: That's 12 people. [01:34:39] Speaker B: Michelle's coming, so 15. 15. Then we got Auntie Mary Ellen coming. [01:34:44] Speaker A: And me and you. [01:34:46] Speaker B: Your comments were over 20 people people. [01:34:48] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:34:49] Speaker B: You know blind Uncle Mike's gonna come with his whole. [01:34:52] Speaker A: I need to bring something. I didn't even think of that. [01:34:54] Speaker B: You don't need to bring nothing. [01:34:56] Speaker A: No, I'm not. You don't come. [01:34:57] Speaker B: They're coming in and they're leaving. That's it. They're gonna come in, they're gonna make a plate. I might even put it up buffet style. Make your plate. [01:35:04] Speaker A: So she doing. Is she making a turkey down there tonight? [01:35:08] Speaker B: Full Thanksgiving. [01:35:09] Speaker A: I just got a whiff of something. She must be cooking. [01:35:12] Speaker B: I don't know. She's not here. Yeah, she's at fucking Sally's. And then they go to my fucking favorite pizza place. [01:35:17] Speaker A: Wait. [01:35:17] Speaker B: Because they know I'm doing this fucking thing. [01:35:19] Speaker A: So how are they. How are they going to do a whole Thanksgiving? [01:35:22] Speaker B: Just they think they're going to get it done. [01:35:23] Speaker A: There's no way, Justin. If they didn't start the turkey, there's no way. [01:35:28] Speaker B: What do you mean? Start cooking the turkey. [01:35:31] Speaker A: I know, but they didn't brine it or anything. [01:35:33] Speaker B: I don't know what they're doing. They probably got it fucking prepped. [01:35:37] Speaker A: You would hope so. That's going to be a lot of cooking. [01:35:40] Speaker B: It would make more sense. Dude, like just. [01:35:41] Speaker A: Did you tell them I'm coming yet? [01:35:44] Speaker B: No, no one knows you're coming. They probably don't even want you there. [01:35:46] Speaker A: That's what I'm saying. They're gonna be pissed at it. What's Justin doing here? [01:35:49] Speaker B: Oh, because it's gonna be. There's not gonna be enough food for you, Justin. You eat like a pigeon now that you have this. [01:35:53] Speaker A: Why did you bring this shitty child In Sabrina. [01:35:57] Speaker B: Yeah. Either one of you two. You don't even eat. You two. She don't even eat. She just wants to rip dots. [01:36:03] Speaker A: That's all she wants. [01:36:04] Speaker B: And she drinks. [01:36:05] Speaker A: That's it. And bounce around a psychopath and just talk about nonsense in my ear while I'm trying to play, like a video game or something. [01:36:13] Speaker B: I don't love the weather for the next couple days. I had today. I wanted to have a stick. It was raining out. [01:36:19] Speaker A: I wish we could bring back the Thanksgiving tradition of football with all the kids now, but I just. I know I'm not running around. [01:36:26] Speaker B: I got asked to be in an over 40 league for basketball, even though I'm not over 40. So you're going to hear about some injuries popping up. [01:36:34] Speaker A: Wait, so you're doing it? Yeah, that's just too much for me. [01:36:37] Speaker B: I'm gonna sit in the post. [01:36:39] Speaker A: It's too much. [01:36:39] Speaker B: I sit in the post. Sit in the post, work a few moves, turn around. [01:36:43] Speaker A: I can see you doing softball. I think softball will be more your speed than basketball. Too much riding up and down. [01:36:50] Speaker B: The problem with the basketball is that we'll be some fights. That's the problem with the basketball? [01:36:55] Speaker A: Yeah, it's a softball. I mean, there might be, I think. [01:36:58] Speaker B: Less fights, more sharpened. I think that it's gonna. It gets too physical with basketball. I would assume I'm gonna get kicked out of this league in the first six to 10 games. [01:37:06] Speaker A: 150%. [01:37:08] Speaker B: But listen, I'm good. I'll get four to six points in that post. I promise you. Four to six rebounds. [01:37:14] Speaker A: I wouldn't mind having over 40, though. [01:37:16] Speaker B: We don't know. [01:37:17] Speaker A: We should put a team together, a softball team. [01:37:19] Speaker B: You want to play over 40? [01:37:21] Speaker A: No, basketball. [01:37:22] Speaker B: I'll get you. [01:37:23] Speaker A: I don't want to play, though. [01:37:24] Speaker B: I know you're bad. I don't know if you just want to get some. Run, dude, get away from the family. [01:37:28] Speaker A: I'm good at defense. I'll stuff a shot 100%. [01:37:32] Speaker B: Hit me up, though, if you want to get in. [01:37:34] Speaker A: I would do. [01:37:35] Speaker B: If you're close to 40, I would. [01:37:37] Speaker A: Do a softball team. [01:37:39] Speaker B: Well, we know we'd put you in the outfield. We couldn't have you on a corner. [01:37:43] Speaker A: No, that's. I get a Golden Glove, bro. I'll catch you. [01:37:46] Speaker B: I know you say that too, but you would get hurt. [01:37:48] Speaker A: Golden Glove. [01:37:49] Speaker B: You would get hurt. [01:37:50] Speaker A: I'll just catch. [01:37:52] Speaker B: Catching's the worst thing. Yeah, dude, dead serious. You would make any softball team because no one wants to catch. [01:37:57] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:37:58] Speaker B: No, One wants to be the catcher. That's the worst thing. One time someone lied to me. They lied to me. They asked me to play. I said, I'll come, but I'm not playing catcher. I got there and it was catcher. How ridiculous is that? [01:38:09] Speaker A: I was. I kept. I caught two for. [01:38:11] Speaker B: Oh, it's the worst. Do you have to move so much? [01:38:14] Speaker A: I played shortstop, and I was the catcher. [01:38:18] Speaker B: I would rather play drop the soap at Alcatraz than have to play catcher at men's league softball. [01:38:28] Speaker A: Yeah. It's not fun. [01:38:30] Speaker B: It's just too much work. [01:38:31] Speaker A: It's a lot of work. Yeah. So what else? What else you got? [01:38:38] Speaker B: Not much. Let's hope we have a good Thanksgiving. Let's hope we win our bets. I would really love. First of all, Nico's not allowed on these bets. Don't even tell him about him. [01:38:46] Speaker A: No, I didn't. [01:38:46] Speaker B: Can't piggyback on this. [01:38:47] Speaker A: No, I didn't. [01:38:48] Speaker B: So when it hits in his face on. On Thanksgiving, he's going to see a dance that no one's ever seen before. It's going to be ridiculous. [01:38:55] Speaker A: And he's going to get a double. [01:38:56] Speaker B: Dance because I hope he loses all his bets. [01:38:58] Speaker A: That's. Can we tell. We can tell Paulie about it. That's it. Paulie can get on. On and on. Actually, you know what? The entire show up to this. [01:39:06] Speaker B: The entire family can get on this. But, yeah, Paulie didn't show up to this. That's fine. Our number one guest that we've ever wanted on this podcast. [01:39:13] Speaker A: What was his excuse? [01:39:15] Speaker B: He kind of just blew me off because I told him Jay wasn't coming, so. [01:39:19] Speaker A: That's so annoying. [01:39:20] Speaker B: He's like, I knew that was gonna happen, and then that was it. [01:39:23] Speaker A: And then he didn't respond after for that. [01:39:25] Speaker B: No. [01:39:27] Speaker A: Scumbag. All right, well, looks like we got a ton of stuff to talk about. [01:39:35] Speaker B: Yep. We'll keep you updated over Thanksgiving. What's going on? Who's being a retard at this Thanksgiving? I'm sure none of yous are actually interested in that, but we're gonna let you know. [01:39:46] Speaker A: We're gonna get Mark Lewis sleeping again. [01:39:48] Speaker B: Oh, that's just like. We could set the lines on video. That's a negative 10,100%. Well, we got that video every single holiday in general, but it definitely happens on Thanksgiving every time he's going to. [01:40:01] Speaker A: Does he show up in his PE coat? [01:40:03] Speaker B: Yes. [01:40:04] Speaker A: What's the line? Minus 250. [01:40:08] Speaker B: 275. Okay. Negative 275. He does that. [01:40:14] Speaker A: What about what. What's the line on him falling asleep in the peak coat? [01:40:20] Speaker B: I feel like that's almost a double. A double line. So it's like, I think that's going to be closer to even money. I'm going to give it even money. [01:40:28] Speaker A: Because that'd be a great P, though. [01:40:30] Speaker B: Yeah. I think you P them separately because you're going to get some big bucks. [01:40:33] Speaker A: Yeah. All right. [01:40:36] Speaker B: But it's just so he's definitely falling asleep. So that's like negative 10,000 to 1. [01:40:40] Speaker A: Like, that's like, yo, just free money. [01:40:44] Speaker B: Only the whales have been that. [01:40:45] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:40:46] Speaker B: Because they know what's happening. [01:40:47] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:40:50] Speaker B: You think anyone gets into a fight? [01:40:52] Speaker A: No. No fights. [01:40:53] Speaker B: No arguments. [01:40:55] Speaker A: No arguments. [01:40:56] Speaker B: I think I can start a fight. I think I can get people to fight. [01:40:59] Speaker A: Well, no, it's like, that's because you just want to be a troublemaker. [01:41:02] Speaker B: Yeah. I'll think of an angle. [01:41:06] Speaker A: You always think of one. [01:41:07] Speaker B: I'll get somebody. I would if. If we could ever just get Marco Nico to fist fight real. [01:41:12] Speaker A: That would be awesome. [01:41:13] Speaker B: Yeah, I got them to wrestle that one time. [01:41:15] Speaker A: Let's try to get them to fight. [01:41:17] Speaker B: Oh, that'd be so awesome. [01:41:19] Speaker A: Like, secretly, like, you work on one and I'll work on the other and be like, yo, I can't believe your brother just said, like, you look so goofy today. [01:41:26] Speaker B: Legitimately. Mako could tell Nico that he's A or an F word and he wouldn't get as mad as if Mako told him that he don't know ball. [01:41:37] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:41:38] Speaker B: So if we can get Maro to tell Nico, like, you. [01:41:40] Speaker A: You know nothing about football. [01:41:41] Speaker B: Like, just, you don't know ball. [01:41:43] Speaker A: Nothing. Less than nothing. [01:41:46] Speaker B: I think that's what sets it off. [01:41:49] Speaker A: I got to pick up food. What should I pick up? Any suggestions? [01:41:54] Speaker B: Oh, it's a time to make something. [01:41:56] Speaker A: I'm not going to make something. [01:41:57] Speaker B: So you're just going to pick up a pre made dish and bring it in like a. [01:42:00] Speaker A: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm making something. I'm making stuffed peppers for Thanksgiving. [01:42:05] Speaker B: Oh, you're talking about right now. [01:42:06] Speaker A: Talking about right now. To bring home to her. [01:42:10] Speaker B: Dave's hot chicken. [01:42:11] Speaker A: That's not happening. I'd rather kill myself. [01:42:14] Speaker B: Kelly's. [01:42:16] Speaker A: Kelly's isn't a bad choice. [01:42:17] Speaker B: And a hot dog. A double. [01:42:18] Speaker A: We got roast beef last night. [01:42:21] Speaker B: Well, I wouldn't get. [01:42:22] Speaker A: Ah. From where did I go? It's actually pretty good. I actually wanted to bring this up to you. What the is the name of it. Uber eats. [01:42:31] Speaker B: Is it Fresco's? [01:42:33] Speaker A: No, it's with the cake. Okay. Kippos. It was actually a really good beef. [01:42:41] Speaker B: Where? [01:42:42] Speaker A: I don't know where the it is. View Store Kippos roast beef. It doesn't say. [01:42:54] Speaker B: What do you mean? It doesn't say Where? [01:42:57] Speaker A: Wakefield. [01:43:01] Speaker B: Kippo's roast beef. Did you see that? That picture of Glenn super beef. [01:43:06] Speaker A: No. [01:43:06] Speaker B: That's making the rounds on the Internet. [01:43:08] Speaker A: No. Bad. [01:43:10] Speaker B: It's not a good look. [01:43:11] Speaker A: What happened? [01:43:13] Speaker B: Let me see if I can find it. [01:43:15] Speaker A: Yeah, but this place was unbelievable. And my driver was like. I've been. He goes, great choice. He goes, I've been going here my whole life. It's unreal. And I'm not going to Great beef Kippos. Yeah, it was a really good beef. Kippos and Wakefield, ladies and gentlemen. [01:43:35] Speaker B: That's a super beef. [01:43:36] Speaker A: No, that looks horrible. [01:43:42] Speaker B: Can you see it? [01:43:42] Speaker A: There's nothing super about it. Only the onion. [01:43:45] Speaker B: I would say it's. That's not a great. [01:43:47] Speaker A: Cash out's going up. It was $14. [01:43:51] Speaker B: Because they know it's gonna hit. They know it's gonna hit. So, yeah, not good for Glenn's. Not a good look for Glenn's. You know, we're champions of Glenn, so, like, we try to, like, I legit get into arguments with people over Glenn's. [01:44:09] Speaker A: I love Glenn. [01:44:09] Speaker B: I don't know that why people hate Glenn so much. You know, there's a big online. It's this North Shore beef screw. [01:44:14] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:44:15] Speaker B: They dog Glenn's 24 7. [01:44:17] Speaker A: It's probably because they're like, not open 247 anymore. It's not Bill and Bob's anymore. [01:44:22] Speaker B: It's not that they think that they just give us like a bad beef. They don't put enough in their beef. There's a lot of reasons why that they say that. It sucks. I. I always get a good mail from B. And I don't know if it's just because they see me walking in and not some loser getting this. Maybe that's what it is. Maybe walked in, came as like, this kid's a pushover. [01:44:40] Speaker A: Yeah. Let's give this guy the worst beef. [01:44:42] Speaker B: Yeah. They see normal people walk in. They probably treat them correctly. I think this kid treated the person wrong. [01:44:48] Speaker A: Yeah, they must. [01:44:49] Speaker B: And they're the nicest people in the world in Glenn's. So. [01:44:52] Speaker A: Yeah. That young kid behind the counter is always the nicest guy. [01:44:55] Speaker B: The nicest guy in the planet. He comes in and he's like, he. I know. He stacks my Dude. [01:44:59] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:45:00] Speaker B: So this seems to me like this was a. A plant of some sort. [01:45:05] Speaker A: Yeah. Like they got like Taurus beef. [01:45:10] Speaker B: So would you rank this higher than glass? You said it was really good. [01:45:15] Speaker A: It was really good. I don't think I've had enough to rank it higher than Glenn's. I've had Glenn's like, so many times. But it was like, it was an outstanding beef. [01:45:28] Speaker B: Outstanding beef. You heard it here first. [01:45:30] Speaker A: Outstanding. [01:45:30] Speaker B: From the. I would say the real, the real authorities on beefs. Would you say that? [01:45:37] Speaker A: I think I'm the real authority on anything food related. Related. I agree personally. [01:45:43] Speaker B: So they, I mean, these people, they can start their little Facebook groups. [01:45:46] Speaker A: Yeah, they can have. They do whatever they want. [01:45:47] Speaker B: Pizza wars. [01:45:49] Speaker A: Not sure be. [01:45:53] Speaker B: We know everything. [01:45:56] Speaker A: I'm gonna take one bite of this pizza. [01:45:59] Speaker B: Go yourself. Yeah. [01:46:01] Speaker A: It's like, all right, listen. [01:46:03] Speaker B: You don't know. [01:46:04] Speaker A: Look at this cheese. Ping. Dave's hot chicken. So good off. None of you know nothing. Talk to me. When you've been £350, kid, then talk to me. [01:46:20] Speaker B: There's a lot of units, though, in those groups, dude. [01:46:22] Speaker A: Yeah, that's true. [01:46:23] Speaker B: There's some units, kid. And they stood units. They weren't traders. You're a trader. [01:46:27] Speaker A: Everyone's a trader. Someone, yay, above food. [01:46:29] Speaker B: Now you're a trader to the unit. [01:46:31] Speaker A: I am. Well, I mean, I got a little. I got a tire going right now. I gotta get back to it. [01:46:36] Speaker B: Yeah, you go through like, weird spurts. We're like, always, Justin looks skinny. And then you get serious. We're like, whoa, Justin's getting fat again. [01:46:42] Speaker A: Was. Everyone's like, you like. [01:46:46] Speaker B: Do you feel like you can't win? [01:46:48] Speaker A: I can't. Everyone's just so concerned what I look like, what I say, what I do. It's like, why are people so concerned about my life? Fuck off. Let me live. I want to go move to Florida and date a strip. I'm going to do it. [01:47:02] Speaker B: It's your prerogative. [01:47:03] Speaker A: If I want to be £500, I'm going to do it. If I want to be 110 pounds soaking wet, look like I have cancer, I'm going to do it. You know, it's always, do you ever see Stasky and Hutch? This is one scene in Stassi and Hutch. And I live my life by this. Do it, do it. Show them the trunk space. [01:47:24] Speaker B: Do it, do it. Show them the trunk space. Chrissy's like, al, come in here. She's sitting, she's laying in bed getting Ready for bed. She's like, have you ever seen this movie? What? Popping. It's fucking Saskia and Archers on thing. I go, are you fucking serious? [01:47:44] Speaker A: I've been quoting this. [01:47:45] Speaker B: What time this movie came out? 2004. Yeah. [01:47:47] Speaker A: I've been quoting this movie for 20 years. [01:47:50] Speaker B: I legitimately say do it. And I go, I've sent you that meme a million times. [01:47:54] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:47:54] Speaker B: The do it meme. [01:47:56] Speaker A: She is one of a kind. [01:47:57] Speaker B: One of a kind. [01:47:58] Speaker A: She really is. [01:47:59] Speaker B: I swear to God, we would go viral. Like, I wish she would like, like to be on camera. She'll never be on fucking camera. [01:48:05] Speaker A: I know. [01:48:05] Speaker B: If we ever had her point to a map. Just her brain just disintegrates. [01:48:10] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:48:11] Speaker B: She has no clue. North Dakota, South Dakota, anything. She. Yeah, I. Wait, hold on. I gotta look it up in my notes because I want to get the word. [01:48:18] Speaker A: I would love to have an episode where we have our significant others on. [01:48:22] Speaker B: I have to get the word incorrect because it's so crazy that this was asked to me that I wrote it down in my notes. [01:48:29] Speaker A: And they just pick us apart. [01:48:31] Speaker B: She. Okay. She thinks. Thinks that Canada and Mexico states. [01:48:40] Speaker A: Like in America. [01:48:41] Speaker B: She thinks they're part of the United States. Yes. She thinks that Canada is a state in the union. [01:48:47] Speaker A: What? [01:48:47] Speaker B: Yep. Let me see what else I have written down because I wrote some dumb stuff down. [01:48:51] Speaker A: Oh, my God. [01:48:51] Speaker B: She wasn't sure if Italy was in Europe and she's not sure of what shape it is. I'm like, you don't know that it's shaped like a boot? No. Fuck. [01:49:00] Speaker A: Everybody knows was that. [01:49:02] Speaker B: And she thinks the Cape is its own state. [01:49:04] Speaker A: Oh, my God. [01:49:05] Speaker B: Which I think the Cape are its own people. Like, they're trash ass math vineyards. [01:49:09] Speaker A: Its own state, too. [01:49:11] Speaker B: But she thought the Cape was its own state. [01:49:14] Speaker A: Yeah, the Cape is as much as the state. Its own state. [01:49:19] Speaker B: We would blow up the Internet. Just drop a map behind. [01:49:21] Speaker A: I would love to have her and Sabrina on. I think that would be a hilarious episode. [01:49:26] Speaker B: They would never come on between the two of them. I think if I'm drunk enough. [01:49:30] Speaker A: I think they would if they were both coming on separately. Not a chance. If you. If we got both of them on, I think, like, they would both feel like we wouldn't just be teaming up on them. [01:49:44] Speaker B: She says something so dumb every time. Just like every single day. It's one thing that's just amazing. [01:49:48] Speaker A: Hang out with Sabrina just one day. [01:49:51] Speaker B: I don't get how they, like, went through life. [01:49:53] Speaker A: Like, makes no sense. [01:49:54] Speaker B: She's a nurse dude, like. Like, she's in charge of saving people's lives, and she doesn't know that Canada or Mexico are not states. [01:50:05] Speaker A: You need a passport to get into either one. It makes no sense. [01:50:09] Speaker B: We went to Florida. Like, do I need my passport? Like, what would you do? [01:50:13] Speaker A: What are we gonna do? Go to Cuba from here? [01:50:15] Speaker B: I. She's been, like, panicking because I, like, haven't been feeling great, as you can tell. And, like, I've been having, like, headaches and. And she's like. I'm like. She's like, you think you're dying. You know how she gets. She gets, like. She's super like you. She's wicked, like, health conscious. [01:50:32] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:50:32] Speaker B: So she thinks she's dying, and she thinks, like, her whole family's gonna die from her. And I'm just like. So I. I got her this week. I'm like, dude, you have to come into the restaurant. You have to come into to Lynn. You just learn how to make pasta. [01:50:43] Speaker A: Yeah. You gotta teach her. [01:50:44] Speaker B: I'm like, if I go, who the fuck's gonna learn how to, like, do this? Like, my father don't know what to do. My mother don't know what to do. No one knows what to do. You have to learn. Is Albie gonna learn? Should I let albie learn? He's 10. Like, you have to learn. [01:50:57] Speaker A: So she started panicking. [01:50:58] Speaker B: Yeah. She's like, why are you saying this? Like, I'm like, chrissy, it's. Someone's gonna learn the business. [01:51:05] Speaker A: Gotta learn it. [01:51:06] Speaker B: She's like, I'll just go back. I'll go back to work nursing. I'm like, no, you gotta learn this, too. [01:51:10] Speaker A: Yeah, 100%. [01:51:11] Speaker B: So I think next week I'm just gonna bring her in and start teaching us. [01:51:14] Speaker A: You should. [01:51:15] Speaker B: So she knows. Like, listen, my husband's dad dying. [01:51:18] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:51:18] Speaker B: Just in case, you know. [01:51:19] Speaker A: Well, you know what you need. You need to do is make a. [01:51:22] Speaker B: Would people call this, like. Would this be considered under the. The term abuse of some sort? Like. [01:51:31] Speaker A: No, because I told. I got life insurance recently. [01:51:35] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:51:35] Speaker A: I told Sabrina I specifically about it because I'm probably dying soon. So I. Yeah. You actually believe I was doing it, too. [01:51:42] Speaker B: Yeah. But you actually believe you dying? [01:51:44] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, we're all dying. I just think I'm going to die sooner than most people. [01:51:51] Speaker B: Do. [01:51:52] Speaker A: You know, there's a clause in my health, in my life insurance, that I'm not allowed to kill myself for two years. [01:51:58] Speaker B: The Santa Claus. [01:51:59] Speaker A: Yep. It says you can't kill yourself for two years or the policy can't get be cashed. I always thought, like, you weren't allowed to cash a policy if you kill yourself, right? [01:52:09] Speaker B: So I think they just don't want. So you just got to outlive two years, dude. That's probably what Bourdain did. Dude. [01:52:13] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:52:14] Speaker B: Even though. Did you see that thing? They. The girl texted. He was like, what do you want from me? And she was like, stop busting my balls. He's like, all right. And he just hung up. [01:52:22] Speaker A: All right, no problem. [01:52:23] Speaker B: Kind of a move. Yeah, kind of a move, but also, like, kind of a legend. Like, you know her. Like. [01:52:29] Speaker A: Yeah, but he was, like, such a savant. Like, dude, you're a world traveler. It's like, is anybody more of a. I mean, I get it. You go through it is what it is. [01:52:37] Speaker B: I just feel like that's the best job. Job in the world. But you know what? People have their own demons. [01:52:40] Speaker A: They do. Ian, he was like a mad heroin addict. That probably up his brain chemistry a lot. [01:52:46] Speaker B: Yeah. Those opiates, they'll do that to you. [01:52:47] Speaker A: People are just never happy. It doesn't matter. People think you can have all the money in the world. You can travel all your way. [01:52:53] Speaker B: You could be the hottest girl in the world. [01:52:54] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:52:55] Speaker B: You know what I mean? Show me the hottest girl in the world. I'll show you a guy. A guy that's tired of her 100. You know what I mean? They're just. People aren't happy in their life, which is crazy. No. Not everyone could be like. Like me. [01:53:05] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. You're a bowl of tomato soup. [01:53:10] Speaker B: Oh, I'm the happiest guy alive. [01:53:11] Speaker A: Happiest ever. [01:53:12] Speaker B: No. Can you just tell it's beautiful. [01:53:16] Speaker A: All right, well, happy Thanksgiving, everybody. [01:53:21] Speaker B: You know what I was thinking last week? Like, imagine if I just walked out and blew your brains out on camera. [01:53:27] Speaker A: Like, why were you thinking that? [01:53:28] Speaker B: I don't know why I was just thinking that. [01:53:29] Speaker A: Crazy. [01:53:30] Speaker B: Like, just general. [01:53:31] Speaker A: Like, it's, like, not even worth going to jail for you live. Who's gonna upload it? [01:53:35] Speaker B: Like, I. I'll upload it. [01:53:37] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. That's kind of crazy. [01:53:39] Speaker B: You just wouldn't be able to see it. Like, just think how crazy Sabrina would. [01:53:42] Speaker A: Be so mad at you. [01:53:44] Speaker B: Someone's definitely gonna. [01:53:45] Speaker A: Your mom would be so pissed at you. [01:53:47] Speaker B: I think everyone would be mad that I ruined everyone's life. [01:53:50] Speaker A: Honestly, everyone's life. I feel like. I feel like half the family wouldn't even really care that much. They just like, oh, just help me. Justin probably did Something to piss Al. That's probably what would happen. [01:54:00] Speaker B: That would probably be true. Yeah. [01:54:02] Speaker A: Your wife. The first thing, your wife would be like, what did he do? [01:54:05] Speaker B: We haven't seen enough live suicides on a podcast. [01:54:08] Speaker A: I was like, we've seen any. [01:54:09] Speaker B: That's my point. Like, how has this not happened on live stream and someone's killed themselves? [01:54:13] Speaker A: We can probably get Nico to do it. [01:54:15] Speaker B: That'd be so good. [01:54:16] Speaker A: Like, you're so bad at ball, dude. You know nothing about. [01:54:19] Speaker B: You know nothing. If you honestly think you could design someone's uniform forms, like, the autistic people that eat Dave's hot chicken have a better shot at doing that. [01:54:29] Speaker A: Yeah. It's like, I don't think he has. [01:54:32] Speaker B: Like, an autistic bone. [01:54:34] Speaker A: An autistic bone in his body. Not one. [01:54:37] Speaker B: Not one. I will say that he didn't answer the FaceTime. He's kind of a scumbag. Worst roast beef I've ever had. [01:54:45] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:54:48] Speaker B: That's crazy because Justin, who's. [01:54:52] Speaker A: Who is it? [01:54:53] Speaker B: Said, these are the Notre Beef guys. [01:54:56] Speaker A: Oh, are they. Are they boneheads? Are they boneheads? [01:55:01] Speaker B: Yeah, two of them are boneheads. One of them is. We don't know. We don't know what he is. [01:55:07] Speaker A: Wait, what did I say? That's not what I said. I didn't say it was the best I've ever had. [01:55:13] Speaker B: What'd you say? I'll read. [01:55:14] Speaker A: I just said it was good. [01:55:16] Speaker B: No, you said it was unbelievable. [01:55:17] Speaker A: I said. No, I said it was a. It was a solid beast. [01:55:20] Speaker B: Scratch that. Unbelievable. We can play it back. [01:55:29] Speaker A: Actually, I said unreal. [01:55:31] Speaker B: Okay, you said whatever. Same thing. Unreal. Unbelievable. It's not real. It's not believable. [01:55:37] Speaker A: I thought it was an unreal beef. They did a great job, kos. Yeah. I don't know why he's hating, but I also got a beef sub. [01:55:45] Speaker B: He only gets beef subs. [01:55:50] Speaker A: Three way. [01:55:53] Speaker B: They. They know that three way, though. [01:55:59] Speaker A: They had a great beef sub. [01:56:02] Speaker B: I don't know. I'm not a beef sub guy. [01:56:04] Speaker A: I'm a big beef sub guy. [01:56:05] Speaker B: Either you get more or less. [01:56:06] Speaker A: You get mall in a beef sub. 100%. And this was like a full nice beef. [01:56:13] Speaker B: Do you find a way that you didn't take a picture of it, like, to show people? [01:56:16] Speaker A: No, I don't find it weird. I'm not. I don't work for no tr. [01:56:19] Speaker B: Be big Justin guy. I'll take a ride if he endorses them. [01:56:21] Speaker A: Okay, There we go. [01:56:23] Speaker B: Prepare to be disappointed. [01:56:26] Speaker A: You didn't have it. [01:56:28] Speaker B: I know, but you sometimes gas things up. I'm just getting letting them know that. [01:56:31] Speaker A: I gas everything up. So isn't that the point of being a gas. [01:56:37] Speaker B: Hey, you know, I had KOS or KOS or however the kippos. However the you want to say. [01:56:41] Speaker A: I thought it was a very good. [01:56:43] Speaker B: I had a solid sub. [01:56:45] Speaker C: It was good. [01:56:46] Speaker B: It was real good. That's all you had to say. [01:56:47] Speaker A: You know, said it was unreal. You said. You said better than Bill and Bobs. I said, no, no, no. [01:56:53] Speaker B: I said better than Glenn's. [01:56:54] Speaker A: Better than Glenn's. No, they don't like Glenn either. [01:57:00] Speaker B: He says it's not better than Glenn's. Nope, they hate Glenn. These are the people that hate Glenn. [01:57:09] Speaker A: I like Glenn. What do. What do I want to see is dick. [01:57:18] Speaker B: Anyways? [01:57:19] Speaker A: Are those pulling the cork or are they pulling both? Oh, they're the same person. [01:57:25] Speaker B: They're not the main guy, but they. They're moderators and Gotcha. [01:57:32] Speaker A: We need some moderators. [01:57:34] Speaker B: We need some. We need some life support. [01:57:36] Speaker A: I need a blowjob. [01:57:38] Speaker B: She's still not giving you a blowjob. [01:57:40] Speaker A: Maybe for my birthday next year. [01:57:42] Speaker B: No, stop. [01:57:43] Speaker A: She's selfish, dude. Yeah, if I told her it's not the same Justin. Like, oh, no. I tried. I tried on her birthday. She was like, yeah, but don't you. [01:57:53] Speaker B: Think it should be happening more than just on her birthday? [01:57:56] Speaker A: Dude, I barely get any intimacy. Kid was. [01:58:01] Speaker B: I get it because the kid was born. But my point. [01:58:02] Speaker A: And he sleeps in our bed every. [01:58:04] Speaker B: You have come out. This is before you even had the kid. And said like, I don't eat box. I don't munch. [01:58:09] Speaker A: Yeah, I'm not a big munch guy. I'm not trying to end up like. [01:58:13] Speaker B: Don't say. [01:58:14] Speaker A: I'm gonna say it. [01:58:16] Speaker B: Michael Douglas. [01:58:17] Speaker A: I'm not trying to be like Michael Douglas. I'm gonna be talking like rfk, dude. [01:58:20] Speaker B: It's all like, me. [01:58:21] Speaker A: Yeah, I don't need your ph dripping down my throat, dude. I don't care. I'd rather lick your than you. [01:58:31] Speaker B: That's crazy, dude. [01:58:33] Speaker A: I'd rather do it. [01:58:34] Speaker B: No, you wouldn't. [01:58:34] Speaker A: I would. [01:58:35] Speaker B: No, you wouldn't. [01:58:35] Speaker A: I would. Why tell them I said that he would rather eat than eat. So that's the kind of guy he is. [01:58:48] Speaker B: Oh, that's a bad looking beef. [01:58:51] Speaker A: Oh, the one I got looked really good. [01:58:53] Speaker B: That's a sad beef. [01:58:54] Speaker A: Colder than my hot. Mine wasn't cold, though. And mine was. I go to sub. It was good. Dude, people have off days. You gotta Go back. You gotta try things more than once. Say that people have off days, have to try things more than once. Justin. [01:59:10] Speaker B: No, they'll. They'll listen. They're gonna listen to this. So they'll listen to you. Be a. And saying. You're gonna. You'd rather eat ass than I would. [01:59:20] Speaker A: I stand by it. [01:59:21] Speaker B: But why? If you're doing the same thing. [01:59:22] Speaker A: Not the same thing, but you kind of. [01:59:25] Speaker B: Your tongue's moving in a similar direction. I don't get it. [01:59:30] Speaker A: I'll give you a little. I'll play with it. I'll give you. I'll give you a couple little ice cream cone licks, but that's it. I'm not going for a full course meal. It's not happening. [01:59:40] Speaker B: But you expect it for you. [01:59:43] Speaker A: No, I don't expect. Respect it. I want. Every now and again. See, the thing is, it's like. [01:59:48] Speaker B: So let me ask you a question. [01:59:49] Speaker A: I think that if you're gonna give me a blowjob, I want a blowjob. I want to do nothing after or before. I don't care. Every now and again. I think the man, the dad, the guy, the king of the household should get a little special treatment every now and again. [02:00:09] Speaker B: And you don't want any reciprocation. You just want your dick sucked and that's it. [02:00:12] Speaker A: What is the big deal? [02:00:14] Speaker B: I'm just saying. Now, my question is, do you think at all you should be eating her box on unreciprocated. [02:00:20] Speaker A: If she asked me to. [02:00:21] Speaker B: You'll do that on. You'll do it? [02:00:23] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:00:23] Speaker B: Unreciprocated. [02:00:24] Speaker A: If she asked me to. [02:00:25] Speaker B: Do you think if it was a. If it was a straight up one for one, would you eat her box more? [02:00:29] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:00:30] Speaker B: So why don't you just start eating her box more? I bet you she'll blow you after. [02:00:33] Speaker A: Nope, she won't. She's selfish. She'll blow me for two minutes and be like, all right, me now. I'm like, no, I want to be serviced. Do you understand the difference? [02:00:41] Speaker B: No, no, I think you're over exaggerating. [02:00:43] Speaker A: No, I'm not over exaggerating. Exaggerating. Ask her. She'll tell you. She'll. She's very like, no. If. If you. If I'm gonna touch you, you have to touch me. It's like, no. Every now and again. Like the king of the castle wants to sit on the throne and get a blowjob. And not especially on my birthday. That's what I want for my birthday. [02:01:09] Speaker B: I get. I listen. I think you're more than welcome. Welcome to. [02:01:13] Speaker A: Am I saying it every single time? No, but I mean, can we get a once in a while? [02:01:19] Speaker B: You shouldn't eat her out at all. Like. [02:01:20] Speaker A: I didn't say that. I said I'd rather eat ass than eat. [02:01:25] Speaker B: I don't know. You just come off like she has to blow you, but you don't want to do nothing to her. [02:01:30] Speaker A: No, ask me. First of all, none of she has to ask you. [02:01:33] Speaker B: Are you asking her for the blow jobs all the time? [02:01:35] Speaker A: Every day I ask her for a blowjob. [02:01:37] Speaker B: Yeah, a serious one. You throwing it in her face. You taking it out? [02:01:40] Speaker A: I show her it all the time. [02:01:42] Speaker B: Hard. [02:01:43] Speaker A: No, not yet. [02:01:45] Speaker B: So you're just going soft. [02:01:46] Speaker A: I'm like, just put it in your mouth soft and just do this to it. I said that to her yesterday. [02:01:55] Speaker B: I think you just gotta be like, hitting her face like it's a microphone. [02:01:58] Speaker A: I gotta do something. Yeah, just put it in there and be like, I'm done with that. [02:02:02] Speaker B: Just mushroom stamper. [02:02:03] Speaker A: Well, she just gets like, I love that stuff. Yeah, well, she's not one of them. [02:02:06] Speaker B: She. You don't know that. You haven't mushroom stamped yet. [02:02:09] Speaker A: I have. [02:02:10] Speaker B: Soft. [02:02:11] Speaker A: No. [02:02:12] Speaker B: Yeah, you could have just hit her off. [02:02:13] Speaker A: I've given her a couple of whacks with it. Show her. Look what I got for you. Slap. Slap. [02:02:19] Speaker B: No, I think you guys have an unhealthy relationship in that aspect. That's my opinion. [02:02:23] Speaker A: It's my child's fault. [02:02:25] Speaker B: I do think that will play a part of it. I. My opinion, and this is just me personally, I blame you for everything. So I know it's a you thing. [02:02:33] Speaker A: It's not a hurt problem. Probably. [02:02:34] Speaker B: Yeah, I. I don't even know why you would expect her to just want to blow you and not get anything in turn. [02:02:45] Speaker A: Because this is just the way I think. [02:02:47] Speaker B: But you get like, it's got to turn around a little bit to be sucking your hog. [02:02:51] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, I understand that. [02:02:53] Speaker B: So then you just like sit there. Dude, like, let me get it. That's it, kid. [02:02:59] Speaker A: I'm just saying, if it's Father's Day rolls around, it's Father's Day. It's not. [02:03:03] Speaker B: That's a totally different story. You're right about Father's Day. [02:03:06] Speaker A: This is what I'm saying, waking you up with it. Father's Day on my birthday. These are the scenarios you should be. [02:03:10] Speaker B: Thinking like, why is the dog licking my dick? And then it's just her. Yeah, like, I agree with that. [02:03:16] Speaker A: This is All I'm saying here. [02:03:17] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:03:17] Speaker A: I'm not saying a random Tuesday, we're home alone, have some us time, which is. Doesn't happen much. That's a different story now. [02:03:26] Speaker B: Does she still listen to this podcast? [02:03:28] Speaker A: Yeah, she might hear all of this. I don't think she's going to make it two hours in, but it's going. [02:03:33] Speaker B: To be real awkward when she's cleaning her dogs at her dog room and job. [02:03:36] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:03:37] Speaker B: And she has this blast. And while she's cleaning Fido. And it's just like us talking about your sex life. [02:03:43] Speaker A: Yeah. Probably not the best idea. No, it might not help it. [02:03:50] Speaker B: No, it's probably not. It's not going to help because I'm actually on her side. I think you're the selfish one. I think you're selfish in just about everything that you do. [02:03:58] Speaker A: Yeah, I'm the star of my own movie. [02:04:00] Speaker B: Yep. That's why he's a one man band. This is the mo. This is the longest he's ever done with. With a. With a group. [02:04:07] Speaker A: This is the most I've ever done with a group. Yeah, that's true. Not including T ball. Yeah. I mean, listen, it's. It gets to a point where if you want something done, you got to do it yourself. I'm a firm believer in. [02:04:24] Speaker B: I think you should just be eating her box. You should do, like, as soon as. [02:04:27] Speaker A: She wakes up tomorrow, box, just eating it out. She has her period right now. [02:04:32] Speaker B: What's that mean? [02:04:33] Speaker A: I'm not doing that. Absolutely not. [02:04:37] Speaker B: Make a phone call. Just a real quick phone call and then we can end it. [02:04:40] Speaker A: To who? Your wife? [02:04:42] Speaker B: Nope. [02:04:43] Speaker A: Does. [02:04:43] Speaker B: Definitely. My wife's not going to be talking about that right now. [02:04:45] Speaker A: Does Justin. I mean, does. Do I eat your box when you eat, period? Is this Richie again? [02:04:53] Speaker B: Maybe, maybe not. [02:04:55] Speaker A: Yeah, but he's just in such an exaggerated. He's like, yeah, kid, I eat Alfred. I eat so much box. When she's on her period. Kid doesn't like you. So I answer, he's probably. Your call has been forwarded now. [02:05:25] Speaker B: Okay. [02:05:27] Speaker A: All right. [02:05:27] Speaker B: I think there's nothing gayer in the world than caring about a woman's period and not hooking up with her. There's nothing gay than that. [02:05:34] Speaker A: I don't need to put your bloody vagina in my mouth. [02:05:37] Speaker B: I get that. It's not like, ideally, it's not the best. [02:05:40] Speaker A: Absolutely not. Not doing it. It's disgusting. Go take a shower. And on that note, happy Thanksgiving, everybody. Is this episode coming up before or after? [02:05:57] Speaker B: I'm gonna try to get it out first, but now, like, now I'm getting that we gotta take out people's names. Because I'm like, so this is a you problem? I don't think it's that big of a deal. [02:06:11] Speaker A: All right, guys. Peace out, Girl Scout. [02:06:14] Speaker B: Your thoughts, Sucker. [02:06:16] Speaker A: Suck it.