Ep. 133 | BANG

[00:00:46] Speaker A: So this now. [00:00:47] Speaker B: Okay, my hair's bugging me out again. [00:00:51] Speaker A: You stop wearing hats all of a sudden. [00:00:53] Speaker B: Me? [00:00:54] Speaker A: Yeah, you trying to flex. Well, you're trying to flex on me. [00:00:57] Speaker B: Oh no, it's because you're trying to flex on me. Stop. It's. It's more because like I get I the summertime, I get so many haircuts because my hair grows like super fast. Because yes, I do still have hair, unfortunately. [00:01:11] Speaker A: So why don't you shave it if it's unfortunate? [00:01:13] Speaker B: No, I'm saying, you know, for you. Because you don't have any more hair. [00:01:15] Speaker A: Because I don't got any hair. [00:01:17] Speaker B: Yeah, but my hair grows like super fast. So I began haircuts. So I'm like, what's the point again, a haircut if you're just going to wear a hat, you know what I mean? Should just not haven't gotten the haircut. So you're saying you want to talk about inflation for haircut prices? How much it cost me to get a haircut? [00:01:34] Speaker A: I bet you it's less than what I was paying. [00:01:35] Speaker B: $75. [00:01:37] Speaker A: Is that cat? Is that with the tip or without? [00:01:39] Speaker B: Yeah, tip. That's tip. [00:01:40] Speaker A: So yeah, so it's 50 for the haircut. [00:01:42] Speaker B: I think it's like. Yeah, yeah. [00:01:46] Speaker A: I think that's just the run of the mill prices now. [00:01:48] Speaker B: That's it. That's what it is. I'm not complaining. I'm just saying that's kind of. [00:01:52] Speaker A: I think the bobbers have always made cake from the jump. So they're just staying making cake. [00:01:58] Speaker B: So I think that even it is a grind though. Like. [00:02:00] Speaker A: Oh, it is definitely a girl sitting there. [00:02:02] Speaker B: Like, I was in the Bob house yesterday and I was talk my guy Rob shout out to Bob House pbd. Rob and the guys are great, dude. I'm like, when's your guys last cut? Because like you have book openings at 8:00am, right? [00:02:17] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:02:17] Speaker B: So a lot of them do. [00:02:19] Speaker A: 12 hours. [00:02:20] Speaker B: Yeah. I was gonna say, what's your last cut at 8, 9 o'. [00:02:22] Speaker A: Clock. You know what though? When you walk out and you got 8, 900 in your pocket cash. And the government might get. You might be claiming like 100 on that, you know, all of a sudden come and thinks, oh, I only, I only did three. [00:02:35] Speaker B: That's. It's just like a lot of attention. [00:02:37] Speaker A: Yes. [00:02:37] Speaker B: For a lot of. For a long time. You know, I mean, and if you it up, you it up, you can't get it back. [00:02:42] Speaker A: There's no break. [00:02:43] Speaker B: You know, it's not like you're in a trench, and, like, we would dig into, like, get a line or something like that. And then we're like, oh, okay, well, now we have to move it over. There's something that we had no idea that was under here. Oh, my God. [00:02:55] Speaker A: We should get a bobber on here a. To talk economics. Like. Like, what they're making in a year. Well, they probably won't even get into. [00:03:01] Speaker B: That, but we have an open invitation to do a podcast episode. [00:03:04] Speaker A: We should definitely do that. There's so many stories, dude. Even my baba was, like, one time, he was doing someone's eyebrows, and the kid, like, turned real quick and, like, to go look at his phone, like, wicked quick, and it went right across the eyebrow. Right across the eyebrow. He had to do the other one. He had to cut both off so they both grow together. [00:03:24] Speaker B: So you just look like Roseanne. [00:03:25] Speaker A: He looked absolutely ridiculous. [00:03:26] Speaker B: That's tough. [00:03:27] Speaker A: Yeah. But the kid was like, oh, sorry, my bad. He's like, why are you moving? Like, someone just shot at us, dude. Like, why are you moving with that type of ferocity? [00:03:35] Speaker B: I do. Because obviously it's a talking atmosphere. Super talkative. And, like, whenever. Whenever it happens to be like, I'm getting lined up underneath. Somebody's, like, trying to talk to me about sports. So I'm trying to talk, and he's like, dude, shut the fuck up, bro. Like, I'm not gonna get a straight line if you keep talking. Like, that's like, the. Really. I'm in. Here's another thing. Like, the relationship between you and the barber. That's pretty dope. That's. That's got to be. Guys got to be on the same page. [00:04:04] Speaker A: You know what you should do? You should bring Justin with you to your baba thing so then you'll really shut up and you won't talk, you know? [00:04:12] Speaker B: No, I like Baba House. [00:04:16] Speaker A: That place does look sick, though, the Baba House. So we should go in there, do it. [00:04:19] Speaker B: Yeah. They're trying to open. They're trying to open another location right over near Richardson's. [00:04:24] Speaker A: Oh, Middleton. [00:04:25] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:04:26] Speaker A: Yeah. Nice. I like to see businesses doing well. [00:04:29] Speaker B: I love to see businesses doing well. That's dope. Right now. Right now, though, the restaurant's slow. Yeah. I just think it's the time of the year, dude. I think a lot of people like to spend time outside when they can get away. [00:04:44] Speaker A: This is where I think you guys are going to be very similar to the clubs, because the clubs are very slow in the summer. [00:04:49] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:04:50] Speaker A: They pick up. And so I think that a Lot of people look at, you know, Wicked as. As a club atmosphere. [00:04:55] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:04:55] Speaker A: Even though Phantom Gourmet was just in there. [00:04:58] Speaker B: Facts just to give. [00:04:59] Speaker A: Just to give credit to their food. Wicked got great food. And I think that gets overlooked because it's more of, like a party atmosphere. [00:05:06] Speaker B: Yeah. It's more of like a lounge, club vibe. [00:05:08] Speaker A: It's like, Game On. You know, like you said last week, they're like, game on, dude. Like, blew your dick back, dude. [00:05:14] Speaker B: Game on did blow my dick back. Game On. If there's a Red Sox game on a. On a Thursday, Friday or Saturday night, dude, go to Game on. There's like 7,000 people there. It's. It's. Honestly, dude, like, I hope we can clip this. I'll overlay the video. The downstairs. I didn't even know that they had a downstairs. [00:05:33] Speaker A: Oh, you never been to the downstairs? [00:05:34] Speaker B: The downstairs might be like the most. Yo, Al, when I tell you there is no way, shape or form. I don't even know how. [00:05:42] Speaker A: You never party down Fenway that much then. [00:05:44] Speaker B: No. [00:05:45] Speaker A: Oh, okay. [00:05:45] Speaker B: No, yeah, you. You were. [00:05:47] Speaker A: Game On's huge. [00:05:47] Speaker B: You were a party of Down Fenway. [00:05:49] Speaker A: I was a place across from them. But. No, no, no, no. I'm talk. It was like a dive pile. [00:05:54] Speaker B: It was like Boston Beer works scoreboards. [00:05:57] Speaker A: Or something like that. I know, I got that name. [00:06:00] Speaker B: There's a local right across there now. [00:06:03] Speaker A: A local What? [00:06:04] Speaker B: Loco. It's called that. [00:06:05] Speaker A: Oh, that. You meant like a union shop? Is that the middle of that way? Like local fucking 22. [00:06:10] Speaker B: Local 20, local 12. [00:06:11] Speaker A: Fucking Danny's just out front. Dude, Danny Gills is hammered out front doing the thousand yard steer. No, what's it called? What's that place? Scoreboards? [00:06:23] Speaker B: Sidelines? [00:06:25] Speaker A: No, Fenway. [00:06:29] Speaker B: It was a. [00:06:29] Speaker A: It was a. It was a cool hole in the wall. It was right across. It was. It was called something like that. Left field or something. I don't know why I can't. [00:06:36] Speaker B: Oh, base. Not the baseball. [00:06:37] Speaker A: Yes, Baseball Tavern. [00:06:38] Speaker B: Okay. That's baseball side. That's the other side. [00:06:40] Speaker A: Okay. Okay. Oh, yeah. Okay. Okay. [00:06:42] Speaker B: Okay. Yeah, that's near where Jerry Remy's used to. [00:06:44] Speaker A: Yeah, Baseball Tavern. [00:06:45] Speaker B: Baseball, I'm thinking of. Yeah, yeah. Someone got like critically injured there, I'm pretty sure, and they shut down. [00:06:50] Speaker A: I'm pretty sure that happens everywhere. I mean, I'm sure people have been stabbed. A game on, people's should have been shot probably right outside that place. What are we gonna do? Close up shop because some kid got poked? I mean, come on. [00:07:02] Speaker B: Yeah, it's unfortunate that Sucks there'd be. [00:07:04] Speaker A: No businesses around if you had a shut down. Because I'm gonna. Some kid got poked outside. [00:07:09] Speaker B: Yeah, no, I've had, like, multiple dreams. Like, me walking out. Like, I always take a walk outside of Wicked and just getting, like, shot five times. [00:07:17] Speaker A: Just like, boom, boom, boom. [00:07:19] Speaker B: That's it. [00:07:19] Speaker A: Yeah. That's just everyone. [00:07:22] Speaker B: I've had that. Okay. All right, cool. Have those, like, at least once a month. Twice a month. [00:07:27] Speaker A: Yeah. You're scared to die. [00:07:30] Speaker B: Yeah, I don't want. Not yet, at least. Not yet. [00:07:33] Speaker A: You got to have a kid first. [00:07:34] Speaker B: Yeah, I want to have a kid first. [00:07:35] Speaker A: That's. [00:07:36] Speaker B: That's your game plan, then I, like, go. Yeah, I want to coach. I want to do things. [00:07:39] Speaker A: You just want to coach. [00:07:41] Speaker B: I definitely want to. I definitely want to coach. [00:07:43] Speaker A: You could take over all my coaching. [00:07:45] Speaker B: Nope. [00:07:45] Speaker A: No, I'm more than happy to let you do that. [00:07:48] Speaker B: There's no way. You're too deep. [00:07:50] Speaker A: I'm too deep right now. [00:07:51] Speaker B: You're spread. So then you spread, and I just. [00:07:54] Speaker A: Keep spreading myself thinner and thinner. [00:07:55] Speaker B: And then a student's like Osmosis Jones. Just, like, completely, like, no embryo. Like, no. Whatever it is, no inside, just straight goo. It's just all over the place. [00:08:06] Speaker A: But, yeah, it's too much. Speaking of Fenway, though, I went to Savannah Bananas. [00:08:11] Speaker B: Okay. Yeah. How was that? [00:08:13] Speaker A: You know, a lot of people calling a gay ball, right? Very gay. You know, they're always saying this stuff that's. [00:08:18] Speaker B: It's. [00:08:18] Speaker A: It's zesty, all that stuff, Right? It's not real baseball. Yes, it's a lot of stuff like that. [00:08:27] Speaker B: It's not real baseball. It is. [00:08:29] Speaker A: It is not real baseball. Here's what I'll say. They are throwing fucking gas. They're hitting fucking bombs. It is more like real baseball than you think. It's very close to, like, a minor league baseball. [00:08:40] Speaker B: I'm sure. I'm sure it is. It seems like backyard baseball to me. [00:08:45] Speaker A: If you watch this, here's what I'm going to say. If you go into it thinking you're going to see a real baseball game, you're going to hate it. If you go into it thinking this is the Harlem Globetrotters Trotters of baseball, you're going to fucking love it. [00:08:56] Speaker B: I just don't know how, like, you wouldn't perceive it like that. [00:08:59] Speaker A: I'm just. That's my point. Why are people taking it serious? Essentially. Essentially, Savannah Bananas is the fast and the furious of fucking baseball. That it's like, don't take it that Serious, go and fucking enjoy yourself and. [00:09:11] Speaker B: Have a great like, numbers don't lie. They're selling out, Steve. [00:09:17] Speaker A: There's a reason why. [00:09:18] Speaker B: So like you could talk shit and say that it's not real ball, but like at the end of the day, is there an audience for it? Yeah, clearly. Like, clearly. [00:09:26] Speaker A: And that straight up entertainment do they had a fucking All American Rejects concert in the middle of the fucking game. It was three or four songs. All American Rejects. Every fucking millennial mother that was there was going fucking crazy. [00:09:38] Speaker B: Yeah, they were probably. It was probably like water country. [00:09:40] Speaker A: Oh my God. They had to bring the mops out. Yeah, they had to bring the mops out. I do. [00:09:44] Speaker B: There is some things about it that I can't stand. [00:09:47] Speaker A: Like what? [00:09:47] Speaker B: The ump. [00:09:48] Speaker A: I think the great guy. I think if you met this guy in person, I follow him on Instagram. I think he's a great guy. I think you'd like him. And it's not that crazy in person. I know. All you're seeing is the social clips. Yeah, it's not as crazy as you think because they're all okay. [00:10:02] Speaker B: It seems crazy. [00:10:02] Speaker A: I feel like he's. He's less crazy than the rest. [00:10:05] Speaker B: Seems like he tries to make the show about himself. [00:10:07] Speaker A: No, no. But now the dancing up you're talking about. [00:10:10] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. [00:10:12] Speaker A: It's a full fledged party. They. They actually get down there. So like we had tickets to Saturday night's game, which Fitz, he was at. He didn't buy me a beer. He was just taking pictures of me like from 10 rows up, just being as creep scumbag. [00:10:26] Speaker B: Who's Fitz? [00:10:27] Speaker A: Yeah, Fitz. He was there with his kid, I'm guessing. Unless he was just going by himself, which that might be the craziest thing in the world is the Savannah Banana, like fans that don't have kids, they're worse than the Disney. The Disney adults, dude, they're wearing like they like legit mad at people for like getting up and moving through like aisles and it's absurd. [00:10:45] Speaker B: That's crazy, dude. [00:10:47] Speaker A: Dude, I'm definitely. [00:10:47] Speaker B: I guarantee there's always a. Like of the. [00:10:51] Speaker A: Put them on the watch list. Put them on the watch list. These people, I'm telling you, dude, there was like 65 year old women, dude, there was 65 year old guys just sitting there like watching it in full outfits. Like full. [00:11:02] Speaker B: Oh, that's so like head to dope. [00:11:04] Speaker A: Head to toe, Savannah Banana stuff. If you don't have a kid and you go to that like in full outfit, there's something wrong with you 100. There's something wrong with you. [00:11:12] Speaker B: Yeah. Even if you don't have a. To be honest, if you don't have a kid and like you weren't like gifted tickets. Like, I just don't see, you know. [00:11:18] Speaker A: I mean, I could see it being a date night because there was a couple couples there that was like, okay, this ain't that bad because it's, it's. They only got a two hour time limit. So it's not as, it's not as big of a commitment as a baseball game. [00:11:27] Speaker B: It's an event. [00:11:28] Speaker A: It's an event. You're two hours. You're drinking at Fenway Summer. [00:11:31] Speaker B: Yeah, I could see, I could see. [00:11:33] Speaker A: It not being bad, but at, at some point, like, you know, you. [00:11:37] Speaker B: There was guys there by that. [00:11:39] Speaker A: There was guys there by themselves with fanny packs on. Fanny packs in the, in the, in the aisles, just sitting there. Two guys going, that's crazy. [00:11:48] Speaker B: I don't know. [00:11:49] Speaker A: Insane. [00:11:49] Speaker B: I don't know. [00:11:50] Speaker A: But in terms of this show, it's a. They do all day, like tailgating beforehand. They do like a party for all the people. This is all about an experience. [00:11:59] Speaker B: That's what it is. Absolutely. That. The showman, that guy in the all white, all the all yellow suit. Dude, that guy. They did a third. They like, they've done multiple specials on the Savannah Bananas. Now, of course, because they've blown up over like the past five years. I think that they did it like the best way possible. Like they started in like, would you call it the Midwest or like mid, Like South? I'm guessing mid. [00:12:23] Speaker A: I'm guessing Savannah. [00:12:24] Speaker B: Georgia, right? [00:12:25] Speaker A: Yeah, I'm guessing. That's what I was gonna say. Like it's in Georgia, so that's the South. [00:12:29] Speaker B: I know. But then like they, they worked from Georgia to. I think they didn't go from like Georgia, like straight to Miami. They went to like. Yeah, probably like Kansas. Nebraska. Yeah, you know what I mean? Like Oklahoma. Like, they moved around their area and then like just grew and now like they just, they're selling out. Crazy ass place. [00:12:47] Speaker A: They're going to be doing like marketing studies in schools. Like they're going to teach what the Savannah bands did by starting a grassroot. Like whatever. [00:12:53] Speaker B: They talk about exploiting a market. Like they just. [00:12:56] Speaker A: Guerrilla warfare. [00:12:57] Speaker B: And also like. [00:12:58] Speaker A: And social media. [00:12:59] Speaker B: Yeah, and also social media grew. Grew that, grew that insanely. But like, don't say nothing about like no baseball. Like, I bet you the person, like whoever plays on the Savannah Bananas, like, more than likely is way better Than you at baseball. Like, not close. Like, those kids are all, oh, they. [00:13:15] Speaker A: Gotta be D ones. [00:13:16] Speaker B: They're all D1. Or like, they're all college athletes that, like, just didn't go pro. Like, they just finished their careers. And I bet you some of them. [00:13:24] Speaker A: Have a little run in the show. [00:13:25] Speaker B: That kid Jackson. That kid Jackson Olsen, he went to Stenson, like, because of course he gets, like, the most, like, hate out of anybody because he's, like, the most famous one. [00:13:32] Speaker A: Is he? I thought it was the kid with the no sleeves. Who's Jackson Olson? Which one's he? [00:13:36] Speaker B: Third base. Jackson also plays third base. Ryan Cox plays shortstop. I met all these kids. They came in a wicked. A year ago. When they did, when they did, they, they could potty. [00:13:48] Speaker A: Huh? [00:13:49] Speaker B: They definitely, they definitely, they definitely parties. [00:13:53] Speaker A: I've heard some sources that they get it in. [00:13:56] Speaker B: They, they probably do get it in. I would imagine so. They, then they, you know, he played second when you went. He usually plays third. And then they have that new kid that's like the pretty boy kid. The. What's his name? Kj? [00:14:12] Speaker A: I don't know. I don't know. I don't know any of the names I know that they have. You can just tell by watching them. You can just tell. I always judge shit by the pitching. The pitching was fucking unbelievable. When I'm telling you, throwing lasers in there. They were throwing them mid low to mid-90s. Like, the entire game. [00:14:28] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:14:29] Speaker A: So it's like, it's like, it's like fucking legit. [00:14:30] Speaker B: Again. It's not like the people that you're watching playing, like, they're not just, like, coming from, like, a woodwork like these guys like this. [00:14:39] Speaker A: Like, if you had any talent, this would be a perfect thing for you because you like to dance. [00:14:45] Speaker B: I, I, I totally agree. If I was good enough at baseball, that would be a great place for me to go and do my thing. [00:14:51] Speaker A: You would thrive. [00:14:53] Speaker B: Not that good. Not even close. [00:14:55] Speaker A: I think you should buy a full outfit and just like, instead of Bob, you can. And we should give you something so you could try to make this a van of bananas. You think if you tried out for, like, a year, like, if you started, like, just getting in the cages. I have access to cages. You get into the ca just yet going full tilt. Try to make this event a little bit outside the. [00:15:12] Speaker B: I'm a little bit outside the fandom range of being a ball player on that squad. [00:15:17] Speaker A: But you think you're too old. [00:15:19] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:15:19] Speaker A: Is that what you're saying? [00:15:20] Speaker B: I think I'M like I, I, I like I would see for that the max that somebody would play on like the Savannah Bananas to like they would maybe 35. I don't know though. I don't know. I don't know what they get paid. [00:15:31] Speaker A: Why don't you come in just to be a closer. [00:15:34] Speaker B: That would be elite. Yeah, that would be just. [00:15:36] Speaker A: You just got to train your arm, dude. [00:15:38] Speaker B: All you need is how much they make. [00:15:39] Speaker A: Yeah. Look much they make. But anyways they. The best part about this, what you just say, you're not even, you're not even adding anything to this, to this conversation that's useful right now. You're just interrupting the, the, the guests that came to the thing. They had Keith Folk pitch, pitch with full inning. No, no to one batter. One batter prime. Keith Folk throws a sink of ground up to shortstop. Just like one pitch. Oh, it was just like perfect. Keith Folk. Matt Bonds came in, he pitched to a batter or two. I think they had said they had Brock Holt pinch hit. They had. So they, so they, they do the stuff for the people and all. Like old Red Sox people. I loved it. I thought it was great. Way better than I thought it was gonna be. The only thing I will say is that my mother in law bought the tickets for me and she bought the tickets for, you know, an older lady that's in shape. Not for you know, a middle aged man that's not in shape and a big, a big person. Like those seats in the grandstands like I had. Those grandstand seats are great view wise. Like, like right underneath the canopy. You could see like and I. We were perfect. Like right at pitches level. So right between home and first base. They were perfect. You could see everything. It was like perfect. I didn't have nothing. Not an instructed view or nothing. The seats are unbelievable how skinny these seats are. Like my knees were jamming into the whole thing the entire time. And of course, listen, I'm not complaining. Not complaining. You don't complain about free tickets. Number one, very nice thing for her to do. Absolutely jammed us right in the middle. We're right in the middle. 24 seats in a row. We had 12, 13, 14. Just an absolute like miserable time in terms of getting in and getting out. And we had some cunts on one side that were getting so fucking mad that we were getting up. I bought like six beers. Six like Truly's. I think I had. I dropped three of them. Ask him. I dropped three trulies. I dropped like if I was getting two at a time, I Dropped one. The one that I put on the ground. There was no room to move your feet. [00:17:42] Speaker B: I hate that. [00:17:42] Speaker A: I dropped every single one. [00:17:44] Speaker B: Oh, that's so obnoxious. [00:17:46] Speaker A: Yeah, I knocked over his string, too. It's just like. It was like a bullet of China. Shop up. [00:17:50] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:17:50] Speaker A: Stands. Yeah. So, like, sorry. Sorry to the people. I love the way it probably got their sneakers soaked. [00:17:57] Speaker B: Me and Marco, when we went to the Yankees game, we sat up near the Coke. The Coca Cola sign up there up on the left side. [00:18:04] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:18:04] Speaker B: Unbelievable, bro. Unbelievable. We got great seats, too. We got the seats where it's, like, elevated, obviously. Like, it's kind of stacked up. [00:18:11] Speaker A: Yeah, I know what you mean. Yeah. [00:18:13] Speaker B: The ones in the back have a barrier that you can just. [00:18:16] Speaker A: Yeah. If you can rest on it. [00:18:17] Speaker B: Yeah. It was awesome. But you could. You had, like a whole. Yeah. Like 16 inches. Like, you could put your food. If you wanted a drink. It was awesome. [00:18:25] Speaker A: We sat. We sat like, first Bayside, probably like eight rows up, first base side. Oh, no. We were near, like, the Pesky pole on this side because. And we sat at, like, like, in a handicap station. There was only four seats. We didn't have anyone to the left of us, anyone to the right of us, no one behind us. So we were on the, like, level of, like, where the concourse starts. So, like, we were, like, right there. Those were the best seats I've ever had. I, like, they legit took out a folding chair for me and put the folding chair out. It was fucking beautiful. I was like, spread as you could be spread. Like, I have less room here than I had at the game. I was just like, oh, it was the best. [00:19:01] Speaker B: Just sprawled out. [00:19:02] Speaker A: Yeah. Now, granted, you're at Pesky's pole, so it's a little bit deeper, but it was still. It's still good. [00:19:07] Speaker B: The average Savannah Banana makes ideally less than MLB rookies, but typically more than minor league salaries. So that would fade somewhere around 60 grand to 100 grand. That's. [00:19:22] Speaker A: That's a solid job to just fucking meet potty and do whatever the fuck you want. Every city they go to, they're paying for fucking jack shit. [00:19:29] Speaker B: Yeah. Those kids, again, are, like, in the age range anywhere between, like, 20 and, like. Like, I would say 20 and 30 running. [00:19:35] Speaker A: 20 and 35 running through teal. [00:19:37] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:19:37] Speaker A: In every city. [00:19:38] Speaker B: I'm sure they do fine. I'm sure some of them have STDs, but the kid, Ryan Cox, the. The glove magician, he calls himself. He is gross, bro. I don't. I've never Seen kids. I've never seen somebody like, do. And one mixtape moves at shortstop. [00:19:53] Speaker A: Oh, do you? Oh, he's the one that, like, go like bouncing on the ground through his legs. [00:19:55] Speaker B: He bounces it, like around his back constantly. Like oil. Get it with his glove and bounce it with his glove behind him and then catch them. [00:20:03] Speaker A: I had to hit one hoppers. Yeah, he went because he usually. [00:20:07] Speaker B: He has painted fingernails. Like his hair is all crazy. [00:20:10] Speaker A: Yeah, he's weird. [00:20:10] Speaker B: That would be me. That would be that. I'm sorry. That would be me. He's like the pet crow Armstrong of the Savannah bananas. [00:20:16] Speaker A: You know that? The Savannah Vanism, our movement. When I had to hit high choppers to people Yesterday for like 45 minutes after the game and they were trying to do like between the legs, bounce the ball through. They thought they were trying to change the game. They're changing the game, Savannah. [00:20:31] Speaker B: But they're trying to change the game, bro. That's. I'm cool with that. Yeah, I'm cool with that. I don't really have a problem with it. If you don't want to go, don't go. Like, if you don't want to watch, don't watch. [00:20:42] Speaker A: And if you are like a 65 year old guy with a fanny pack, don't go either. I don't care if you want to go. [00:20:47] Speaker B: Yeah, that's. [00:20:48] Speaker A: Why don't you leave that for like a kid or a family? [00:20:50] Speaker B: It is. That's definitely. I would, I would say that there has to be at least like 10%, under 10%, like predator rate at those events. [00:20:57] Speaker A: Because I think it's a higher. I think it's a higher rate. I think if you looked at just those people. If you go. [00:21:02] Speaker B: If we took the attendance. [00:21:03] Speaker A: Yeah. I would say that the. [00:21:05] Speaker B: How many of these people have got flagged for being either pedophiles, sex offenders, or, you know, anything that has to do with children. [00:21:12] Speaker A: I think you should paint them red. Like, we should be able to paint them red or something so that people know. [00:21:16] Speaker B: Or they wear a red wristband. [00:21:18] Speaker A: Not even a wristband. Like, I want the whole body red. Because then they can. [00:21:22] Speaker B: Well, if they're like proven, like guilty. [00:21:24] Speaker A: No, like, they look like the dudes from X Men, you know? Well, Hellboy, they stopped walking around like Hellboy, you know what I mean? Oh, that's what I mean. That's what I'm talking about. I'm talking about like the whole skin. You dye the skin red so everybody knows. [00:21:37] Speaker B: Dude, I can't believe my skin's starting to clear up. I'm so happy. [00:21:40] Speaker A: All right, so the medicine's kicking in. [00:21:42] Speaker B: Medicine's kicking in. It's, it was super. I don't know what the. I don't know what the. [00:21:46] Speaker A: It's all he has legitimately. It's the only downfall he has is the skin, bro. [00:21:50] Speaker B: You. I like, I'm petrified again. Old. Well, no, it's because like when I'm talking to something like that, I like, here's one thing about me. If we're in a conversation, I'm literally analyzing you. If you're looking at me like I'm analyzing you, just like you analyze me. So I can tell when people like looking at my mouth because they're looking at like my teeth being like not perfectly straight or when they flash down and they look at my arm. So, like, I get it. I, you know, there's a blotch on my arm kind of thing. So, yeah, they're looking at, it's, it's. [00:22:20] Speaker A: It'S looking at you up and down. [00:22:21] Speaker B: It's nice to, it's nice to kind of get it under wraps here. We have a follow up appointment on the 14th. So via health Zoom. Health Zoom. [00:22:32] Speaker A: Health Zoom. I see this. What I don't get, like, you've got something that you basically, your skin's peeling off its body. Essentially. [00:22:38] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:22:38] Speaker A: Like you got essentially like a, a flesh eating disease. And. [00:22:41] Speaker B: But for the most important part, I got in there and literally my skin removed to get tested. So don't, don't leave that part. [00:22:48] Speaker A: Okay. Okay. [00:22:48] Speaker B: That's the first appointment. [00:22:50] Speaker A: But my point, that's effective. What are they going to do over Zoom for something like that? [00:22:54] Speaker B: Yeah, right. [00:22:55] Speaker A: Like, are they going to like health therapy? [00:22:57] Speaker B: They're like, hey, how are you feeling? Are you using the cream? Is the cream working? I'm going to guess that right there, those three questions are going to be all of what takes maybe 30, 20 minutes. [00:23:09] Speaker A: Don't you think it's just better, like send you a survey that you have to do, like via text message? Yes. No, Maybe. [00:23:14] Speaker B: No. Because I want to talk to somebody and I want to make sure this shit gets figured out. So by the time that I get on the phone on, on Monday, I hope I'm receiving some type of update on my skin. [00:23:24] Speaker A: So my question is, like, have they started yawning at you yet? Like these, these people on Zoom, I. [00:23:32] Speaker B: Stopped therapy for right now. I stopped it. I did. I stopped. [00:23:36] Speaker A: Make sure those numbers are going up. [00:23:37] Speaker B: I stopped. [00:23:38] Speaker A: What numbers on the, on the thing. [00:23:42] Speaker B: What do you mean by going up? [00:23:44] Speaker A: Is it like. Can you see the seconds and minutes going up? [00:23:46] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:23:47] Speaker A: Okay, good. [00:23:48] Speaker B: Yes. Got nervous there. Yeah, I did it. I just started for right now. It's a lot of money, bro. [00:23:54] Speaker A: Why is it costing you out of pocket? [00:23:56] Speaker B: Well, health insurance only pays for $50. Pays for like 50 of the sessions. And I didn't know until like, after seven sessions, it cost me a buck 75 a session. So once a week. Once a week. What's that, bro? [00:24:10] Speaker A: They're getting 175 an hour and people crying about a Baba getting 50 an hour, bro. They get 175. [00:24:20] Speaker B: I should have went and got. I should went and go. Got a psychology degree. [00:24:24] Speaker A: I feel like I do it every week with you. [00:24:26] Speaker B: Yeah, like, that is 175. That's just that. That's just that. There's. You can. There's other places that charge more. [00:24:36] Speaker A: No, you got to go to a different place. I don't believe that. I don't believe that. There has to be a different place. [00:24:40] Speaker B: I could show you the fucking. What do you mean? I could show you the paylog. It shows where health insurance picks up. So essentially it's 175. They pick up 50. So it's a buck 25 a week. Turn that. [00:24:50] Speaker A: That's $500 a month, dude, I'd rather kill myself. I legit rather kill myself. [00:24:55] Speaker B: I'm not paying 500. Makes sense to me. After looking at that, I'm like, those. [00:24:59] Speaker A: Numbers don't add up. Who's this person? [00:25:01] Speaker B: I'm like, I got. [00:25:02] Speaker A: She's yawning. She's making 175 an hour and she's yawning in your face, dude. [00:25:06] Speaker B: When I. That's what. So, yeah, she's making a thousand dollars a day. That's how I know we're related because I. When I found out the pricing and like, they showed me, like, the deductible sheet and then I kind of put the actions to the pay. I'm like, you gotta be. I. I was honestly, like, shocked. I opened it up and reloaded it. I'm like, am I looking at the right thing? [00:25:29] Speaker A: No, this. This can't be. Where'd you get this person? Maybe you should go to, like, betterhelp.com. i hear them. People always, like, hawking them. [00:25:38] Speaker B: Yeah, I see it a lot getting hawked on Tick Tock. [00:25:42] Speaker A: But are you on mass health? You have mass health or do you have, like. [00:25:44] Speaker B: I have, well, sense. I went through mass. [00:25:46] Speaker A: Okay. Oh, yeah. So you shoot on that like prorated plan or whatever it is. [00:25:49] Speaker B: I don't know what that means. [00:25:51] Speaker A: Like, it's less than what someone will come that. You know? You know what I mean? Like, it's less. You went through the mass health system, right, to get well since. [00:26:00] Speaker B: Yeah, but I don't have mass health. [00:26:02] Speaker A: Right. [00:26:02] Speaker B: I make too much money for that. Which also ballin. This balling. I'm. I'm balling, dude. [00:26:08] Speaker A: Ballin'. [00:26:09] Speaker B: Sure. Yeah. Jesus. [00:26:12] Speaker A: No, it's 125is. Is insane. Out of pocket a week. I. I actually agree with you. I'm being dead serious. That's. That's crazy. There has to be. There has to be something. [00:26:21] Speaker B: And like, not even to say, like, I don't need. Like, I love therapy. Like, I was, like, I was chilling. I love doing it. Like, but you know, you got to make. It's called justifiable. Like costs. Like that just doesn't make sense, especially I mean right now. Well, you know, once I pick up something like another steady second job in the morning or something like that maybe. But like I don't have $500 a month. Just piss away at somebody that's yawning. [00:26:46] Speaker A: Back and definitely get a hook of less than that. And I have someone I would bet. [00:26:50] Speaker B: Facts that you could probably get to. [00:26:53] Speaker A: That's just. That's an insert. That's an insane amount of money for that. They're not doing shit, dude, she's just sitting there yawning in your face. [00:27:00] Speaker B: Listening. Listening. Now granted, like the first, like, the first like few sessions, the first like, dude, two months that I did. Unreal. But after like the last latest session of when I was just sitting there and like, yeah, you're right. Like, I didn't want to keep talking about the scene same. That's not what I want to do. I said it. I didn't want to do that. I wanted to move on. I wanted to learn about certain things, you know, learn about my attachment style, learn about how I can kind of break down, you know, how to do something different the next time around. Right? And you're yawning. So I'm like, actually, you know what? I'm good. I can. Two months. I was good. All right? You helped me out. I was down. You did the. Pick me up off the ground. All right, I dust myself off. Good looks. I'll talk to you. [00:27:55] Speaker A: I. That's. That is honestly a shocking number. And it just makes me. It actually makes me want to kill myself that like I went into the business that I went into when I Could be fucking doing that. That is fucking stealing money. It's all over zoom. It's a fucking joke. What do you think it costs to go into the fucking place? It's gotta cost more. It's probably 250 an hour. That's just crazy, dude. That's insane. Money fucking. People that are digging ditches are making less money than that. And it's more important work. That's my opinion. 250 now is just an absurd 175 over the. Over a phone. That is crazy. You don't even see this person. I don't know. That's great. [00:28:32] Speaker B: Not in person, bro. Yeah, that's nuts. And there is. I've seen it on multiple places that I applied to. Because you go on like this basically. Like my. Like when I went to the sex therapist, she referred me to, like, she referred me to this website where you can go and like actually pick up a therapist. So I was like, oh, all right. [00:28:54] Speaker A: Was it like a better help or something like that? [00:28:56] Speaker B: It's something. No, it's something for like in this area, literally for. [00:29:01] Speaker A: You need to. You need to find a different one. Like, that's that number. [00:29:04] Speaker B: That's all. [00:29:05] Speaker A: That's industry standard. I swear to God. I'm looking into how to become a therapist. Therapist I stack, I'm looking at today. [00:29:09] Speaker B: I'm gonna go back to school and get my psychology degree if that's what it takes. [00:29:12] Speaker A: Is that. What do you even need that? [00:29:13] Speaker B: I don't even know. I don't even know. [00:29:16] Speaker A: I don't even know if you need. [00:29:16] Speaker B: Because I could talk to. I could talk to people all day long. [00:29:18] Speaker A: All day long. [00:29:19] Speaker B: Help them through their problems. [00:29:21] Speaker A: I guarantee I would give better advice than an actual psychologist. [00:29:25] Speaker B: I'll tell you right now. I ain't gonna yawn at you. I'll tell you. [00:29:28] Speaker A: No, no. [00:29:29] Speaker B: For a buck 20, you're getting a buck 75 an hour. What the fuck, dude? [00:29:34] Speaker A: Buck 75 an hour is disgusting. Money for that. That, bro. [00:29:38] Speaker B: See, if you work and I don't even know if it's like even commission based off that, but like, if you're getting that much money, dude, if you. [00:29:46] Speaker A: Put in 20 hours a week, dude, it's like 4k a week. It's stupid. [00:29:49] Speaker B: Even if you were to cut that in half, 175 in. [00:29:58] Speaker A: There's no way they're doing 10. You're thinking 10 visits. [00:30:01] Speaker B: No, no, no, I'm. I'm just saying this, just if you get that cut in half, if that gets cut in half, what's 175 and a half? Quick math. [00:30:13] Speaker A: What are you saying? [00:30:14] Speaker B: 80? Is it 85? 85 is 170. Well, you can't really do 175 and a half, but you know what I mean. [00:30:20] Speaker A: 8,750. [00:30:22] Speaker B: 8,750. Even if they took half of that away and just said, you just made 87.50 for one hour. [00:30:30] Speaker A: Hour. [00:30:30] Speaker B: So your hourly rate, you made $87 an hour. [00:30:35] Speaker A: It's a lot of money, dude. [00:30:39] Speaker B: What? And you work Monday to Friday. [00:30:43] Speaker A: My, my problem isn't. It's not necessarily the money. It's the money to what they're doing for work like that. [00:30:50] Speaker B: That is nothing, like nothing of hard physical labor. God forbid. [00:30:54] Speaker A: Can I ask you an honest question? One hour, one hour thing. Would you say that you talked 80% of the time. [00:31:02] Speaker B: Yes. [00:31:02] Speaker A: Yes, talk. [00:31:03] Speaker B: If not more. [00:31:04] Speaker A: Yeah. So you're talking 90% of the time. She's asking you basically open ended questions. [00:31:08] Speaker B: Yep. [00:31:09] Speaker A: And then you're just running. [00:31:11] Speaker B: Yep. It's not to be mean because I know people do it like constantly. And like I. Again, I'm saying that, like, I would be doing it constantly if, like, I didn't. Thank God. Thank God I took a look at my fucking pay sheet and what that actually was coming to. Because obviously for the first two months I was just kind of like, I need this shit. Let me do this shit. But once after that and then looking at it, I just was like, okay, hold on. Like, first of all, what, what I needed it for when I first went there, it's not that bad anymore. It's like I'm like, you know, doing far better than when I was, when I first started. That's how I look at it. Like, how am I doing personally? How am I doing emotionally? You know, the whole nine yards. Check the boxes. Then you go ahead and you look at it from a big perspective. You're like, all right, $500 a month for one hour a week. In where 85% of it is me, just me talking. I'm paying somebody an hour 75 to listen to me. I don't need to do that. Fortunately enough, I have, I have great family, I have great friends who if I'm. If I'm going through something or if like feeling some type of way about something, I can reach out to them and talk to them. I understand that some people don't have that. So then that would probably require you to like pay something like that. I would never in my right mind ever advise anybody to pay this even 125amonth. I mean, 125 session. That's fucking craziness. Crazy. Crazy. [00:32:46] Speaker A: Yeah, it's a lot of money for. [00:32:47] Speaker B: An hour in time, like you just said. Like, I'm. Think about that when you put it in perspective. Paying an hour 75 for me to talk 85% of the time just to know that I have somebody on the other end. Needless to say that the person on the other end fucking forgot is. Is yawning. Yawning. That's crazy, bro. That's crazy. [00:33:10] Speaker A: It really is nuts. It's an absurd amount of money. [00:33:13] Speaker B: That's too much, bro. That's way too much. [00:33:15] Speaker A: I could see 75, 100 bucks. [00:33:17] Speaker B: 100 bucks. 100 bucks. And if they. And if 100 bucks and they picked up 50 and then I paid 50 a week, I would do that. That's fine. I could pay 50. I could do 50 a week for an hour. That's a. That seems normal. [00:33:30] Speaker A: You know what you should do for 125 a week? You should get golf lessons. [00:33:36] Speaker B: Yeah. Like a rubbing tug. [00:33:38] Speaker A: Yeah. One or the other. [00:33:39] Speaker B: You can go and get it. That's therapeutic. [00:33:42] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:33:42] Speaker B: Might as well do that. 125amonth. I mean, a week. [00:33:46] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, that's. [00:33:48] Speaker B: It's really 175, which is like in. I. Yeah, that's fucking crazy. [00:33:52] Speaker A: It really is. [00:33:53] Speaker B: It's crazy. It's for sick. It's not even 60 minutes. God forbid, if they're late by two, three minutes. They're holding you at like 11:55, bro. [00:34:03] Speaker A: They're wrapping it. You're right. [00:34:04] Speaker B: It's like fucking renting ice at a hockey rink. [00:34:07] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:34:07] Speaker B: You only get 50 minutes. You don't ever get a full hour. Everybody knows because you get called off 10 minutes before. So they can do the ice and then the next hours. Right Already, bro. Therapy is very much like that. I'm not not gonna say it's a scam, because I might. I don't have a lot of experience. That might just be one place. But I'll tell you right now, Al, there was other places that had larger numbers that, like. Because not everyone showed what their hourly rate was. Yeah, but you can look for certain therapists that, like, are taking clients so. [00:34:34] Speaker A: That you're on this menu. That's insane. That's crazy. You gotta go to BetterHelp. [00:34:38] Speaker B: I'm gonna. I'm gonna. [00:34:39] Speaker A: I'm gonna look at better help. I don't know. Everyone talks. [00:34:41] Speaker B: I'm gonna look to see what it is. Because I thought that it said that it was, like, $33 as a session, which, again, that's. That's, like, not bad. But, like, again, there's all spams and spicks and, like, depends. Ups and spams. Spins and spams. Is that not a thing? [00:34:57] Speaker A: No. [00:34:58] Speaker B: Okay, whatever. [00:34:59] Speaker A: Spic and span means something's clean. Like. Oh, that. Spick and span. Yeah, you said spams and spicks, and I think we gotta stop throwing that. You made me throw that spic word around. Like, I don't know if we should be just saying that. Who knows what that means? [00:35:12] Speaker B: Dates. Oh, whatever. It's not. [00:35:14] Speaker A: I mean, we're not applying that towards. There's no intent towards a Latino person. [00:35:18] Speaker B: Retarded. [00:35:19] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:35:21] Speaker B: Like, give me a break, dude. I'm drinking a coffee. It's Friday. Come on. But, yeah. I'm so glad we got. I'm so glad we got into that. That was. I didn't spit. [00:35:31] Speaker A: It's been. [00:35:32] Speaker B: You didn't. Yeah. That's not going to be the title of this episode. [00:35:35] Speaker A: We're definitely putting it out. Spic and spam. We're just gonna keep saying. [00:35:39] Speaker B: You are gonna keep saying it. Me, I'm trying to. [00:35:42] Speaker A: And span is a legit thing. Spic and span. I gotta look that up. Like, why? What's the meaning behind it? [00:35:47] Speaker B: Look it up and spam. I have another thing, actually. And who's our clip girl? Get your fingers ready. All right. By the way. [00:36:03] Speaker A: We gotta put them up. [00:36:05] Speaker B: Yeah, that'd be. [00:36:05] Speaker A: I gotta. I got them all in a folder. [00:36:07] Speaker B: That'd be. [00:36:07] Speaker A: So I did. Okay, hold on. I did send Nico. I did send Nico two clips two weeks ago when he asked for them. And I go, hey, yeah, throw these up whenever you want. You didn't throw them. [00:36:17] Speaker B: They weren't. They weren't done. And they had to be edited, and it took a lot. No, that editing took a minute for that serial video. It had to be. Right? And Marco's clip wasn't good either. The first one. It wasn't. Wasn't the best. [00:36:32] Speaker A: We can't. I think, in my opinion, we can't be critical yet until we fucking start throwing them off. Up. We gotta throw them up. [00:36:38] Speaker B: I know, but when we're making. I understand it, but when we're doing a list, you. We have. I don't care who does it. [00:36:43] Speaker A: I agree. [00:36:44] Speaker B: Have to be that person. Like, either of us have to do it. Like we have to do it. It looks way more engaging and way cooler. [00:36:49] Speaker A: I agree. [00:36:50] Speaker B: So I mean, that's really the only thing other than that. Just put captions at the bottom of everything. Oh. [00:36:55] Speaker A: Spic and span is actually a brand of cleaner. Spic and Span it. All right. [00:37:00] Speaker B: I knew that. [00:37:01] Speaker A: I feel like I knew that, too. [00:37:02] Speaker B: My mom would make me get that. [00:37:04] Speaker A: I don't know what spic and spam means. [00:37:08] Speaker B: Yeah, not spam. Whatever. Yeah, so, yeah, but you. [00:37:15] Speaker A: You. You, like, used it in the wrong way. You were trying these. That these therapists are spam and spicks is what you said. Like, you get. They got the spam and spic. Like. No, it's. Spic and span is a cleaner. [00:37:29] Speaker B: I. You guys know how I speak. I speak Nico. And that's just what that is. That is. He's got his own language. You, my brother. If my brother was here right now and you have adopted it because we've been together long enough now where you've seen it on a steady basis. You know what I'm trying to say? Like, if we were in a circle and everybody just stared at me, you would have interrupted and been like, hi, sorry. I'm gonna just kind of break down what he just said. It's like. It's like the guy from. You know what I mean? And breaking and Bobby Boucher's like, right, okay, I got. I know exactly what you just said, but, like, no one else understood. Happy Gilmore 2's coming up. That. That should be solid. That should like that. It's only on Netflix. But now I realize that Adam Sandler has that deal where he only does Netflix on Netflix makes no sense. I feel like that. Wow. [00:38:25] Speaker A: It's just a freeway. He could put whoever he wants in the movies. He doesn't have to worry about box office sales. All this movie's gonna do good, so they're gonna do it. I think that's perfect. [00:38:35] Speaker B: Smash. [00:38:37] Speaker A: It's gonna smash stuff. [00:38:38] Speaker B: No, that movie's gonna smash. [00:38:40] Speaker A: I bet it's gonna suck. [00:38:42] Speaker B: You think it's gonna suck? [00:38:43] Speaker A: I don't think. I don't do well. [00:38:45] Speaker B: Twenty years later, my boy Benito's in it. He's the Caddy, so. [00:38:50] Speaker A: Oh, bad bunny. Bye. [00:38:52] Speaker B: Bye. It's concert starts tonight. First. First episode. First show. The concert tonight. [00:39:00] Speaker A: So this is starting the summer series. [00:39:02] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. I still haven't. I still haven't even made the video, but. Because I really don't know how I want to do it, bro. Do I want to put it up on Instagram and just be like, hey. [00:39:11] Speaker A: I have an extra ticket idea? [00:39:13] Speaker B: Like, I would want. I Just wanted it to be like, you know me. I wanted to be like, fun and engaging kind of thing. Like, you know, put like, maybe like DTMF in the background. [00:39:22] Speaker A: I think you should put DTF in the background. [00:39:24] Speaker B: No, I think you should put. [00:39:25] Speaker A: I think you should be like. This is a simple equation. You get tickets to this, I get this, and that means we're doing this, this, and this. In this. In this position. This position. In this position. [00:39:36] Speaker B: I don't want to make sure I can't make. No, I can't. [00:39:39] Speaker A: I think you should just lay it out there. [00:39:40] Speaker B: Can't do that. [00:39:41] Speaker A: Because that's how we know what you're really looking for. [00:39:43] Speaker B: So I'm just looking for a solid time. All right, so let's see if we can clip it from this episode. All right. 9. Hold on, hold on. I don't want to say the wrong date. Hold on. Where the fuck is this? Where is it? Where is. Where is it? Where is it? 9, 6. September. Puerto Rico. Bad Bunny. I got an extra ticket. I'm looking to take somebody. I'm gonna have fun Ass time again. It's on a Saturday. Probably want to go on a Thursday and then leave on a Sunday. That way you can. We can go out, have a blast. Thursday and Friday night, concert on Saturday. Listen, Puerto Rico. Bad Bunny in Puerto Rico. All I've heard from all the Latina girls that I, you know, that, like, have. I've had conversations with. It's like seeing Christ in flesh. [00:40:38] Speaker A: So I don't know if you could say that with a straight face. You really think that Bad Bunny is. [00:40:43] Speaker B: Equal to Jesus Christ over there over in Puerto Rico? Yep. [00:40:47] Speaker A: Okay. [00:40:47] Speaker B: Swear to God, it's like this. Like, it is. It is literally, like, we're real close. But I guess I've also heard that there's, like, a section of Puerto Rico that hates him. [00:40:58] Speaker A: Of course. Why wouldn't they? [00:40:59] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, because of, like, obviously he, like, stands on Puerto Rico and all that. [00:41:05] Speaker A: I don't think the guy. I think those who's gonna say is. [00:41:07] Speaker B: Like some residency things. Like, he just uses it for residency. Like, he doesn't, you know, I don't know. Imagine how all that works, though. I'm not gonna. [00:41:14] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:41:14] Speaker B: Talk on that. Crazy. [00:41:15] Speaker A: So, all right, so we're gonna. We're gonna. You're gonna plan a little thing. You're going out. You want to give it up to somebody who's gonna have a good time with you, pretty much. [00:41:24] Speaker B: Dude, that's all you. [00:41:25] Speaker A: That's all you're Expecting out of this. [00:41:26] Speaker B: And then like, oh, you want to take a girl just to banger? Like, no, I have a flirtatious personality style. Let's just call spade a spade. I'm gonna have more fun doing that, Dancing, having some drinks, you know, just get. Just kicking it. I'm just a trying to. I'm just a cool guy trying to kick it. [00:41:44] Speaker A: What about a guy? [00:41:45] Speaker B: I have a guy in mind if I wanted to date somebod. Have a dude in mind. Like, I have one of my boys. Yeah, that's from Puerto Rico. That was like, hey, I would go. Like, I would be open to going. Like, if. Bro, what the. Like, if I offer you, like, to come to Puerto Rico and. And I have a ticket and you got to pay for everything else. You'd be like, everybody would be like, holy. Like, do you know how much like, play, like how many women are just going to be like, flooded in that. In that thing? [00:42:10] Speaker A: Yeah, I don't think it's going to matter either. [00:42:12] Speaker B: I don't think it's going to matter either way. [00:42:13] Speaker A: But like, I mean, maybe lucky answer. [00:42:16] Speaker B: The guy, you know, you never know, dude. Like I said. And the guy that I'm bringing is. Is as solid as they come. And. And he's a native. And listen, he my. My one job for him. Listen, man, just make sure we have a good time. Don't get fucking robbed. That's the only two things he could probably. [00:42:34] Speaker A: You could probably sneak in the back door somehow, you know, with this kid. [00:42:38] Speaker B: Yeah, like, the. The craziest thing would be like, to just like, be walking around or like, be in Puerto Rico for like, those three happen to run into Bad Bunny and just like, have like a normal conversation. [00:42:51] Speaker A: So you've had dreams about getting your face blown off, walking out of Wicked and maybe meeting Bad Bunny in Puerto Rico. You've had these both dreams. [00:42:57] Speaker B: So do you think I'm a normal person? Absolutely not. But yes, I have those dreams. [00:43:02] Speaker A: You've had both dreams. So what? What? [00:43:04] Speaker B: I could have slept today for 16. [00:43:05] Speaker A: Hold on, hold on a second. [00:43:06] Speaker B: Probably looks like that right now. [00:43:07] Speaker A: I'm gonna play Bad Bunny. No, I'm playing Bad Bunny right now. [00:43:10] Speaker B: No, you're not. [00:43:11] Speaker A: I'm walking on up. I'm walking up out of the club. Okay. [00:43:14] Speaker B: No, I'm not. [00:43:15] Speaker A: Where are we meeting you? Meaning? [00:43:16] Speaker B: Just talking, like, rant broke. He randomly will like, yeah, Puerto Rico. And sit down. [00:43:21] Speaker A: Thursday night, you are in Puerto Rico. You walk out, out of a place and you see fucking Bad Bunny. What are you going to do. What are you going to say to him? [00:43:30] Speaker B: I'm going to try and I would try and see if I. If I'm type of person with like, famous people. Like, I feel like they don't want to be seen like him in Puerto Rico. Like, ain't no way in hell. Like, I would probably even be in the same replicated area where we could actually coexist. Because if I'm able to see him, that means other people able to see him. And like, people are fucking nuts. Like, he dresses up in like, in disguise all the time. Yeah. Like, you know what I mean? I would never want to make it a big deal for somebody. [00:43:57] Speaker A: Yeah. But let's just say you, like, so you walk in, you. [00:44:00] Speaker B: What's your friend be like? If I was at the counter at like in a market and like, I look to the side of me and he just happens to be like, also checking out. [00:44:07] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:44:07] Speaker B: Like, that's where I think, like. [00:44:09] Speaker A: Yeah. So what would you say? How would you say. What would you say? [00:44:13] Speaker B: I don't even. I really don't even know. I would just be like. I'd be like, hey, I would just say, like, what's up? I will. I don't know if I would say it in Spanish or if I would say it in English though. [00:44:23] Speaker A: Yeah, let's go. I would think about it. Let's go. Let's play this out. I'll be Bad Bunny. You be. You be Nico. [00:44:32] Speaker B: I don't even know how to be like. I would just be like, yo, what's going on? [00:44:36] Speaker A: What's up? How are you? [00:44:39] Speaker B: That's not bad. That was good. [00:44:41] Speaker A: Okay. [00:44:41] Speaker B: That's not French, but I'm doing a little bit. But like, I get. He also speaks like that, though. Like, he falls off. [00:44:47] Speaker A: I know. [00:44:47] Speaker B: I feel like, because I've heard, like, him. It's hard for. Not hard, but like, if you want to replicate him, like, he has this very Puerto Rican slang. I don't even know what the that means. Okay, that's more. [00:44:59] Speaker A: No, no, I'm telling you, this is how I talk. I talk like this all the time. Who you here with? You here with that guy? You and this guy? [00:45:05] Speaker B: You Maros gringos? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's. [00:45:10] Speaker A: That's amazing. [00:45:12] Speaker B: So everybody would just be like. It'd just be like, yeah, I'm town for your show. [00:45:15] Speaker A: Why are you here with this guy? There's so many girls. How come you don't bring a girl? You bring this guy here. You say you want to enter the back door with this guy. [00:45:22] Speaker B: Now you're going Asian. [00:45:23] Speaker A: No, that's not Asian. [00:45:24] Speaker B: You were going Asian. [00:45:25] Speaker A: I don't think so. I make my face like this. I talk very much like Bad Bunny a little bit. [00:45:31] Speaker B: This is. [00:45:32] Speaker A: You got to make the face like. Like the one you do, Robert. Da. [00:45:35] Speaker B: But he doesn't. But they don't. I know, but they don't make a face like. He don't make a face like, he just speaks. [00:45:39] Speaker A: I wish I had the right glasses on. I need the sunglasses. [00:45:42] Speaker B: Like, very. Like, very. Like, very down. Like, down. When he already talks. He touch. Touched down. [00:45:51] Speaker A: Yeah. So I guess that was a little reenactment of Bad Bunny calling you a homosexual. [00:45:56] Speaker B: Yeah. That was great. Yeah, that was. Great job you did. That was. I'm telling you, you've done plenty of impressions, and they've all been ass. Except for that one that was like, Dec, you would have passed. I would have given you a passing. I would have gave you, like, a C. C plus. [00:46:08] Speaker A: Okay. I like that. [00:46:11] Speaker B: Yeah. We'll see, though. Well, we'll see. We'll see if anyone even comes. If not, I'll take the extra ticket down there. [00:46:16] Speaker A: Yeah, it. [00:46:17] Speaker B: You know what I mean? Like, I'm dead serious. I'll take the extra ticket down there. Is there somebody maybe in my past that I dated that I would take. Yep, yep. But there's also somebody. [00:46:30] Speaker A: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Who would take that girl. [00:46:33] Speaker B: The. Oh, no, no, no. [00:46:35] Speaker A: Okay, okay. Different girl. [00:46:36] Speaker B: No. Skylar's friend. [00:46:38] Speaker A: Oh. Oh, okay. [00:46:45] Speaker B: Yeah. But no, I just told her, don't have a boyfriend, and just in case. Don't have a boyfriend. Oh, September. Okay, okay. [00:46:54] Speaker A: So she's gonna just dump. Dump whoever she's dating just to go to this Bad Bunny concert? [00:46:58] Speaker B: She doesn't have a boyfriend right now for what. I know. So, again. [00:47:01] Speaker A: Oh, so just don't get anything serious. [00:47:02] Speaker B: She wants to acquire something before the time. Then she's now revoked and off the list. [00:47:06] Speaker A: Now, this is the girl. [00:47:08] Speaker B: This is the girl that got. Hold on, hold on. [00:47:10] Speaker A: Okay. [00:47:12] Speaker B: I will say that this is the perfect girl for something like this, because I know that there is nothing else here that I want besides what she'll give me. Like. And I know that sounds crazy. I don't even know what I just said. [00:47:25] Speaker A: Hold on. [00:47:25] Speaker B: She. We are friends. We have been in the same room multiple times. We can coexist. I don't have any. You know, I mean, I don't hold no ill will towards her, Nico. [00:47:36] Speaker A: I mean, here's what I'm gonna say. Yes. You guys Are gonna have a great time. You guys already are friends. You've obviously been inside her before, right? You fall. We know. You fall in love quickly. [00:47:47] Speaker B: Facts. [00:47:48] Speaker A: So, like, you don't think that being intoxicated by Puerto Rico with this girl for four days, you're not gonna walk out of there being, like, me and her getting married? [00:47:56] Speaker B: No, bro. Her job. She knows what her job is. To make sure I have a good time and make sure I'm not thinking I was with the last time I was here. And if I give that to a girl, I feel like that's a very good job for a girl because it's. That makes it competitive. [00:48:11] Speaker A: I did. She. She better not listen to this. [00:48:17] Speaker B: Who? [00:48:17] Speaker A: This girl. [00:48:19] Speaker B: Skylar's friend. [00:48:20] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:48:21] Speaker B: Yeah. I mean, probably. Yeah. Definitely not. [00:48:23] Speaker A: Okay. All right, good. [00:48:24] Speaker B: Why? That sounds terrible. [00:48:25] Speaker A: I. It just comes off like she's a hooker. I don't know if that's. If that's how it comes off. That's how she. [00:48:30] Speaker B: She would not. We're solid friends. [00:48:32] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:48:32] Speaker B: We're just good friends, dude. We good friends. And so we can shoot the. We can talk to each other. I mean, like, it is what it is. [00:48:40] Speaker A: She is a great girl. [00:48:42] Speaker B: She's America's guest, dude. [00:48:44] Speaker A: She's America's guest. [00:48:45] Speaker B: She's America's guest, dude. She literally is doing what exactly Skylar did last year, like, every other weekend. It's like, she's going away. She's up and out now she bouncing on Johnson's. I don't know. I mean, good for her. [00:48:55] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:48:56] Speaker B: You know? I mean, she should. Yeah. Tour. [00:48:59] Speaker A: Yeah. You gotta try out. You know what I mean? It's like, you want to go buy a new car, you gotta go take a test drive. [00:49:03] Speaker B: You want new shoes, you got to probably put them on before you put them in the box. [00:49:06] Speaker A: True. It's 100 accurate, so. [00:49:08] Speaker B: But, yeah, that's. She's right there. [00:49:10] Speaker A: I think that's definitely what's gonna happen then. [00:49:12] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:49:13] Speaker A: Don't even put this. We don't even need a clip. Hey, clip girl. [00:49:15] Speaker B: No, no, don't even. [00:49:16] Speaker A: Don't even clip. [00:49:17] Speaker B: No, no, no. Clip it, because there's somebody. [00:49:20] Speaker A: See, I see what he wants to do. He. Now he wants to start the competition. He wants people begging, being like, I don't want. Yeah, rock your world down there. That's what he wants. [00:49:33] Speaker B: That would be nuts. But, like, I also. [00:49:35] Speaker A: Who. Why are you just, like, interrupting. Just to interrupt. [00:49:43] Speaker B: Where are you going? [00:49:46] Speaker A: Where are you going? [00:49:47] Speaker B: Facts. [00:49:49] Speaker A: Who are you going with? So your mother's Coming to pick you up? [00:49:55] Speaker B: No, they're picking me up, cuz they were under me. [00:49:58] Speaker A: Yeah. What? [00:50:02] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. [00:50:04] Speaker A: Okay. [00:50:06] Speaker B: Bye, dude. [00:50:08] Speaker A: See you. [00:50:12] Speaker B: Auntie Michelle. In. In. [00:50:14] Speaker A: No, it's. It's his auntie Michelle. [00:50:16] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. Okay. Oh. Oh, my God, dude. [00:50:20] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. There's a lot of aunt. And guess what her husband's name is Mike. [00:50:24] Speaker B: Yeah, I know. So it's something like Michelle. [00:50:26] Speaker A: It's like we got Mike and Michelle's up the ass and. [00:50:28] Speaker B: Yep. Yeah, dude. All right. But yeah, got. I got. [00:50:37] Speaker A: I mean, what a way to just like, interrupt the thing that easily. [00:50:40] Speaker B: Yeah, we were gonna ask questions. [00:50:41] Speaker A: I don't even know what we're talking about. We. All I know is that Nico is trying his best to get laid this weekend. That's what he's trying to do. And you should do it. So it's either gonna be his friend, the guy. Dude. Or it's gonna be one of these girls. [00:50:53] Speaker B: Let me ask you. Us. Let me ask you a. I got told by, like, two girls that it was a bad idea. All right, let me run you through the situation super quick. Super quick. We're talking about someone that's like, that. I would very much like to take this person we've met a couple times. Few times they've been in Wicked. I've served them. That's it. [00:51:11] Speaker A: Okay. [00:51:12] Speaker B: That's all. [00:51:12] Speaker A: Okay. [00:51:13] Speaker B: Okay. [00:51:13] Speaker A: I don't know this person. [00:51:14] Speaker B: Nope. Not at all. [00:51:16] Speaker A: Customer or like a friend of friends that work there? [00:51:20] Speaker B: Customer. [00:51:21] Speaker A: Oh, it's a customer. Okay. [00:51:22] Speaker B: Yes. Became like. Like, no. Because they live a little bit away. Girls. Girls. Gorgeous. [00:51:31] Speaker A: Lawrence. [00:51:32] Speaker B: No wor. [00:51:34] Speaker A: Okay. [00:51:34] Speaker B: All right. Yeah. [00:51:35] Speaker A: So when someone says a bit away, that's what I was thinking. [00:51:37] Speaker B: Okay. But it's perfect. You already knew exact. So the. The instances of coming across this person are kind of few and far between because it's not right. It's not an everyday thing that you come out that way and vice versa. She's been to Puerto Rico as of recent. Loved it there. Just recently posted something about Take me back. I feel like she would. I feel like she'd be a great person to take Me and this person have never hung out. Never really had more than just the conversations of just the time. [00:52:07] Speaker A: You know her name, though? [00:52:08] Speaker B: Yeah, absolutely. [00:52:09] Speaker A: Okay. That's a plus. [00:52:11] Speaker B: And she's friends of another girl that, like, I got. But another girl like that. I know it's her friend. I really want to ask her, dude. I just don't really know how to do it. I don't know. I like Do I pull up like to her work when she's working? Like just like she did to me, like. But it's all the way on Worcester, you know what I mean? So it's like that. [00:52:32] Speaker A: That's creepy, dude. [00:52:33] Speaker B: That's who my. Like that's what. [00:52:34] Speaker A: Maybe go to a woo socks game. Be like, hey, I'm going to woo socks game. Then stop at her place. At least you get something to do. [00:52:41] Speaker B: Oh, okay. [00:52:43] Speaker A: You plan something else where you get. I mean, now we're giving out the whole kitten caboodle. [00:52:48] Speaker B: Yeah, this person doesn't even. Definitely doesn't even listen either. So. [00:52:53] Speaker A: Okay, and is this. Describe this girl first. Is this like right in your archetype? [00:53:02] Speaker B: Straight down the middle. [00:53:02] Speaker A: Okay, so yeah, this ain't no cream coffee. [00:53:08] Speaker B: No, I don't even know what that means. But no, I'm gonna know there's no. [00:53:12] Speaker A: Cream in the coffee. [00:53:12] Speaker B: It's like mocha chocolate chip. [00:53:14] Speaker A: Okay, so it's doc. Just how you like it. Yeah, yeah, it's just right up your alley. [00:53:20] Speaker B: Yeah, like I said, it's right up my alley. [00:53:22] Speaker A: I love it. [00:53:22] Speaker B: I think she's. I believe she's Latina for sure. So. [00:53:25] Speaker A: Okay. [00:53:26] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. Seems hard worker. Seems like she's got a great personality. [00:53:31] Speaker A: She speaks the language. I watch her there. [00:53:33] Speaker B: I watched her on a podcast. Cuz I was trying to like, you know, kind of get a little. I just don't want to do like the DM thing because like the DM thing, like I don't, I don't know, it comes off like goofy for me. Like for me, that's goofy. I'm in. I'm an in person guy. Like I would way, right? You'd way rather have an engagement with me in person than my DM. It's not like my DMs like fucking weird or anything. It's just text is always fucking terrible to track. [00:54:01] Speaker A: So. [00:54:02] Speaker B: So I don't know, this is like. But the girls like no, like, you know, you were friends with the other friend before. Like I don't think she would be cool with that. I'm like, what do you. Listen, I ain't asking to get married to get bound into a relationship. Dude, we got. I got three days in Puerto Rico. This is my vacation for the year. Do you want to come with me or not? If. If the. If the answer is no. Sick. You just gave up. You just gave up something unreal. Like I would understand if I was some weird creepy ass looking dude, I'm a good time. I'm A good. I'm a good time. Like, you know, I'm a vibes guy. [00:54:40] Speaker A: So people want to hang out with you for no reason. So now, now that you have, they have a reason to hang out with you. [00:54:46] Speaker B: I mean, and it's not a bad reason. Like, it's just not. Like, I'm not going to the lake house and watch fireworks, dude, I don't. [00:54:54] Speaker A: Even think if I went down with you, I wouldn't even go to this car closet. I would just be chilling in Puerto Rico to try to see if they got cigars and like that. And just. [00:55:03] Speaker B: Dude, they got mad cigars. They got mad cigars. [00:55:05] Speaker A: Probably fake, but point being is that yes, I guess it's a good thing for people that like bad money. Yeah, I think that's more your generation than mine. [00:55:15] Speaker B: It is def. That is for sure. But what. What do you. What do you think? So what do you got? You got to give something. You gotta give some feedback. [00:55:22] Speaker A: I think it's a great idea. I think you should definitely either take in it's someone X that you know didn't like your spongebob Crocs that time and dumped you. I think you should either take her or you should take the new girl. I think it's one of those two. I would even put this up to a thing. You're gonna get some creep, dude. At least have someone that you know has potential. Like, you're gonna have fun with the girl that hated just spongebob Crocs. [00:55:47] Speaker B: I know I'm gonna have fun with that person. [00:55:49] Speaker A: Yes. [00:55:49] Speaker B: Like, without a doubt, my. [00:55:51] Speaker A: My thing. I think either way, the problem is is that, that no matter what happens here, Nico's going to be in a relationship come like the second week of September that we're going to have to deal with. We're going to have to deal with him falling in love with whoever he brings and we're going to have to deal with that. So I think the ideal thing for me in this podcast would be if he brought his sister. Bring your sister. Have fun with your sister. Then there won't be this love thing. Maybe you'll bang a few broads down there and then we won't have to deal with the repercussions. I think he's going to fucking fuck up his entire life by going down there with of these girls. I'm here for it. I think he shouldn't. You never know because maybe. Maybe it works out. Maybe it works out. [00:56:32] Speaker B: I love Skyla. I would not bring in Skyler. [00:56:35] Speaker A: She seems like she'd be high maintenance, dude. [00:56:37] Speaker B: I'm not bringing Skylo. I am not bringing a full on legitimate white girl to Puerto Rico. Like and looking at. I'm going to have to look after my sister the whole. [00:56:48] Speaker A: Oh yeah, that's right. That's a good point. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe she's getting dug out by some. [00:56:53] Speaker B: Natural Puerto Rican you can scumbag. [00:56:55] Speaker A: Yeah, that's a good point. See, you brought that back to me. See, I've never had a sister, so that does make perfect sense. [00:57:00] Speaker B: Yeah, right. You'd be like this. [00:57:02] Speaker A: No. [00:57:02] Speaker B: Yeah, that'd be a pain in the ass. What about Marco? Yeah, that's an even better person. That's an even better person to bring, let me tell you. Because that wouldn't be. That wouldn't be a problem at all. [00:57:14] Speaker A: What about your mother? [00:57:15] Speaker B: Huh? [00:57:16] Speaker A: Would your mother like it? [00:57:17] Speaker B: Yeah, I know. [00:57:18] Speaker A: Bring your mother. [00:57:18] Speaker B: Sure. My mother would love it. My mother definitely would love the idea of that. She hates it. I just want you to know that she hates it. Psych. Do you think I have anybody to thank? And I told her about so and so and she was like, huh, that's all that is. I could. [00:57:35] Speaker A: That's what she gave you? [00:57:36] Speaker B: That is all that's actually wicked funny. I was like, nice, great. And I was just like. She was just like, you, why don't you take. Oh, you don't want to take your sister? I'm like, nope. Don't want to watch after. Nope. I said I do want to go with someone that I know though. That would probably be better. Probably a better well rounded time. [00:57:54] Speaker A: Well, so I would say like if you get this done and you put this out there, you should go on like a pre date. Like nothing on a pre date. Like a pre. [00:58:01] Speaker B: I would say any person that I don't know. Absolutely out. Any person don't know. I gotta have at least one or two social gatherings. Like we're like at the end of the day you're traveling together and that's like. Is you don't gotta load a bunch into there. But like I gotta know if like you're down for like all the things that I'm down for. I'm. Because guess what? I'm not listening to like one remark of like bad vibes. Vibes gotta be up. Vibes gotta stay up. [00:58:25] Speaker A: The vibe stay up. [00:58:27] Speaker B: You gotta be an optimistic person. If you're someone that's like very like picky and like I'm like, nah, dude. [00:58:32] Speaker A: But that's just in general. [00:58:33] Speaker B: I know bro, but fucking no not here. Nope. Like, you got some good ideas, especially, like, you've been there before. Like you got some things that you want to do or place you want to go. I have. So I would probably do, like, two of the things that I already did that I. When I was down there. Like, Laplace eat that night. Like, facts def. Going there on Friday night, that place is going to be jumping like a zoo. And there's probably something to do Thursday night. It's like, well, I mean, you're in a different country. [00:59:01] Speaker A: You have to do something super. You just stay in your room. [00:59:04] Speaker B: It's a super easy place to go and have a good time if you know the right spots. [00:59:08] Speaker A: So you already got the hotel room? [00:59:10] Speaker B: I don't have the hotel room and I don't have my plane tickets. [00:59:15] Speaker A: So both of you guys are going to be paying out of pocket for both the hotel room and the. The. The flight. [00:59:22] Speaker B: Yeah, I'm. [00:59:23] Speaker A: What are you looking at for that? Price wise? [00:59:25] Speaker B: The flight. Flight's somewhere around, like, $600. Like, round trip, maybe. Probably less, actually. Probably less. A little less. [00:59:32] Speaker A: And then the hotel got to be. [00:59:33] Speaker B: Similar, and the hotel probably is. Is similar or Airbnb, whatever I decide upon. [00:59:38] Speaker A: So you want. You need someone to. That's like going to shallow 1200 bucks. [00:59:45] Speaker B: I mean, you. Yeah, if. Yeah. And now if, like, I was like, reach out to the city girl and like, they didn't expect me. Like, they expect to get, like, flown out, like, room paid for. And I have you. Your ticket. Your ticket alone is worth $1,250. How about that? How about that? [01:00:05] Speaker A: How about that? How about them apples? [01:00:07] Speaker B: When someone wants to come to me and be like, your ticket to the show is $1,250. I was told that there's a certain section that you got to sit in when you go to this arena. You got to be in the first bowl underneath. So we're in, like, low loach. Who the are you calling? Hello? [01:00:27] Speaker A: Can you hear me? [01:00:28] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:00:28] Speaker A: Can you hear it through your headphones? [01:00:30] Speaker B: Yeah, I can hear. [01:00:30] Speaker A: You're on the podcast right now. We have a question for you. Oh, do you want to go to go see Bad Bunny? [01:00:37] Speaker B: No. I don't even know who this is on the phone. No, no, they're not coming. Never mind. [01:00:42] Speaker A: You want to go see Bad. Are you so rude? Like, who's in your cereal today? [01:00:46] Speaker B: No. [01:00:46] Speaker A: Yeah. He's so mad. He doesn't even know who this is, and he's pissed. What's. [01:00:50] Speaker B: No. What? No one's in my chair is just. [01:00:52] Speaker A: No, I feel like you're the perfect person. A, you're Mexican, so that counts. She's Latina. [01:01:00] Speaker B: B, they're. [01:01:01] Speaker A: She loves Bad Bunny. [01:01:03] Speaker B: That's great. [01:01:04] Speaker A: C, she's like. I don't know if she's a good time, though. I feel like she could be a downer 24 7. That's the only thing I would say. Like, is she a good time? You. [01:01:14] Speaker B: I don't know. Who is this? I know who this is. Yeah. No. [01:01:21] Speaker A: Oh, now he knows. [01:01:22] Speaker B: Now I know. Absolutely not. Miserable. You want to talk about me? Cheerios. You seemed like last time I seen you that someone shitting your Cheerios. [01:01:31] Speaker A: Yeah, you guys, I don't want to go anyways. You don't even let me answer the question. [01:01:36] Speaker B: You know, I'll answer it for you. You know. You know what? [01:01:40] Speaker A: When you see me there. [01:01:42] Speaker B: Where? Where? Where am I gonna see you? [01:01:44] Speaker A: Don't talk to him. Oh, you're gonna go now. You're gonna get your own ticket now? I'm definitely going. Yeah. [01:01:51] Speaker B: Okay. Yeah. All right. Yeah, I'll see the. And Cheerios. And all. Listen, don't be miserable. [01:02:00] Speaker A: I know. Why are you miserable all the time? Why are you miserable all the time? Don't blame you, period. [01:02:07] Speaker B: I feel like sometimes I am miserable. [01:02:09] Speaker A: And I think it's because of where I work and who. Who I work for. Oh, that's what it is. Oh. [01:02:13] Speaker B: Oh. So, okay. [01:02:15] Speaker A: Do you think it's because he comes in all the time and just gets a cheeseburger job? Sucks the life out of me. Do you think it's because he just comes in and gets a cheeseburger all the time? Like, isn't that weird type. [01:02:26] Speaker B: That is weird. Cheeseburger with nothing. Yeah, he's a weird cheeseburger with ketchup on it. Lady, what are you talking about? [01:02:33] Speaker A: That's it. Nothing else? Like somebody. [01:02:35] Speaker B: Don't let it. No, no. [01:02:37] Speaker A: All right. We'll talk to you. We'll get back to our thing. Bye. It's okay. So that's a no? [01:02:43] Speaker B: If she was more. If she wasn't so miserable, like, when I met her, then, yeah, like. But no, like, dead serious. [01:02:52] Speaker A: She's always miserable. [01:02:53] Speaker B: I'm trying a good time. You seem like you're so pissed off. Like, she's so mad, dude. Does she have a boyfriend? [01:02:59] Speaker A: No, I don't think so. Oh, she might, though. Who knows? Listen, the Mexicans, they got that. They got that. [01:03:07] Speaker B: Why does she has to be mad? Why does she have to be Mexican? I always to know what it's like talking to a Mexican girl just because I watch Nacos, but, yeah. Well, damn, she seems pissed off. Yeah, that's what I mean, bro. I don't know. I'm trying to have a good time already. Terrible vibrations. That shit's what sounds like an inmate. [01:03:26] Speaker A: Like, she's like, yeah, you, dude who pissed in your Cheerios. Yeah, like, I. I do she like someone. [01:03:33] Speaker B: She came into Wicked with Skyla. She didn't even say a word to me. And then I. I don't know her like that. I don't. Like, I've only met her, I think, like, maybe once or twice and figured out who actually she was. And Skylar was like, you're not going to say hello to my friend. And I'm like, why does Kylie always. [01:03:50] Speaker A: Blow up people's spots? [01:03:51] Speaker B: I'm like that. I'm like. I'm like, skylar, if you bring somebody into my work, you introduce them to me. I'm not introducing myself, okay? So she's like, well, this is so and so. And I'm like, oh. I'm like, like, where's the clips? Yeah, that's the. Literally. [01:04:07] Speaker A: That's the clip girl. [01:04:08] Speaker B: That's literally. She's like. She's your clip girl. She's a clip girl. I already sent up to Al, this is that. I was like, nice. And that was that. That's the only words we spoke. So, like, off of that. Off of that vibration. Nah, I don't really think I want to take you to Puerto Rico to go see Bad Bunny. Like, no. Like, I'm Piss me off like that. I already got pissed off that I can't do it. No. [01:04:33] Speaker A: Yeah. Apparently her and Skyler are best friends now. They're going on vacations and together, so. Oh. I mean, you know, if she's a friend of Skyler, she's a loser, so. [01:04:41] Speaker B: Fact. Yeah, fact. [01:04:42] Speaker A: Even though you did date one of Skyler's friends who's a loser, she's a. [01:04:45] Speaker B: Loser, too, who's a loser who also broke up with me on my birthday. Nice. [01:04:50] Speaker A: What is it with them and breaking up with you on your birthday? Like, why does this always happen to. [01:04:54] Speaker B: You, Al, when I tell you, Al, when I tell you this year, I'm dead. Ask him. I'm going to turn my phone. Phone off. I'm turning my phone off, and I'm talking to nobody. I'm just gonna, like, go somewhere by myself. [01:05:05] Speaker A: So you had two. Listen, back to back is. [01:05:09] Speaker B: Back to back is I've gotten dumped on my, like, in the same week, not on October 4th. Within the same timeframe. Same exact fucking thing. So those two girls. Those two girls should probably go fucking hang out because they got a lot in common. I'm willing to give gaslighting narcissists $2,500. [01:05:27] Speaker A: For someone to date Nico. Start dating them soon and then dump him on his birthday. [01:05:33] Speaker B: Do it. Do it. Third time's a child. I'll kill myself. [01:05:36] Speaker A: The. The. October 4th. [01:05:40] Speaker B: Yeah. Break up with me, like October 2nd or 1st and just say like, yeah, I don't think this is gonna work. Oh, Bill. Be better off as friends. I wish. I should take the time to go back and look at both the conversations and just stitch them because they both did the same shit. They both sent text messages because they're cowards. [01:05:56] Speaker A: I just think that's how girls communicate now. They are cowards. [01:05:59] Speaker B: I don't care. That's. I don't care. I do not care at all. That is very, very, very, very coward. Like super coward. Like, if you can't do communication, like straight up, face to face, then like, well, I don't even know, dude. Like, good luck with the rest of your life. Want to be like, stay at home moms and like all these like, dream social media. Got the world up, bro. Love island has the whole world up. [01:06:24] Speaker A: Why is everyone obsessed? [01:06:27] Speaker B: That's the problem, bro. Because you know why everyone's obsessed with Love Island? Hey, miserable person, why don't you clip this? People are obsessed with what goes on with other people's lives. [01:06:38] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:06:39] Speaker B: How much are they obsessed? They're so obsessed that they can't wait for that one time a week where the episode is aired live to hear about everyone else's gossip. The whole show is gossip. Gossip. That's all it is for an hour straight. Dudes are trying to fuck girls, girls are trying to fuck guys. Guys are going like their heads are ginormous. Egomaniacs. The girls are emotionally unstable. Think that they're loving people. They just met them for a fucking. For six. It's a six hours. [01:07:06] Speaker A: Well, what's the difference between Jersey Shore? [01:07:09] Speaker B: Jersey Shore was like more of like a day to day operation. It seemed more of like kind of like in the life, you know, a little bit more like realistic stuff. Like working at the T shirt shop. Like that shit was funny, you know what I mean? [01:07:22] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:07:22] Speaker B: Showing them like just around the house, like doing stuff. These people all you like from what I. What you watch everyone. Oh, hey, can we have a chat? Okay, this person has a chat, then this person Goes from, oh, me and Al had a chat. So now let me go tell Alexis about what me and Al talked about when Al told me about what Brian's intentions were with Sophie. What? [01:07:47] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:07:47] Speaker B: What? And everyone's sitting there, like, at the tv, just, like, because everybody nowadays is so obsessed with everybody else's business, no one can mind their own and no one can figure it out on their own. So what, you're gonna look to Love island as, like, a fucking model of how maybe you should communicate with another guy? Good luck. We are fucked. I am fucked. In finding somebody who actually has, like, true. [01:08:14] Speaker A: You are fucked. [01:08:15] Speaker B: True knowledge of, like, what real values are in a person. Person. I. I put this up literally yesterday. I don't even think people understand how nice it is to be in a peaceful room and, like, coexist with somebody else. Like, there is a more likely chance. Like, the divorce rate nowadays is, like, insanely high. Like, so, like, there was a video of, like, why wouldn't you. You know, like, when people, like, why would you skydive? Well, the. The rate of there being an accident is like.0003%. Like, that's scary as shit. So you have a chance of dying, but, like, people are, like, hesitant to do something like that. But in the same sentence, people want to get married and do the whole nine yards and think marriage is great and all that. There's like a 50. It's like a fucking 46% divorce rate. 50% divorce rate or something in the past. Like, I don't know how many years. Like, that's scary in itself. [01:09:11] Speaker A: I actually think it's safer to open a restaurant that they say than to get married. A restaurant feels like 50 over 50% feel. I think it's. It's a similar number or higher for a divorce. So. So it's not much hope for your marriage when you get married. Or belly restaurant, either one. [01:09:30] Speaker B: Right. They both have the same rate of. [01:09:32] Speaker A: They both have the same rate of failure. [01:09:33] Speaker B: Yeah. If not, they probably have a better shot at making it before I do. [01:09:39] Speaker A: I'm calling my shot now. I think a couple weeks back I said, you're going to get married to some. Someone that you know from high school. [01:09:44] Speaker B: You said from high school. Not that I've previously known, but. So that's fine. That's. [01:09:48] Speaker A: Yeah. I'm thinking like an old kid that thought you were a friend and all this stuff now. I think it's Iri the Clip girl now. I just think because you both went so hard at each other, I think that now, you were gonna get married to Ari the clip girl? [01:10:02] Speaker B: No, I. I don't know. Maybe in, like, maybe. Maybe. I don't know. Probably not, though. Nice girl, Pretty girl. But, like, what, like, ass attitude. [01:10:12] Speaker A: I once told my wife, dude, 15 to 18 years ago, that I could never see myself dating her, that me and her were oil and vinegar. [01:10:21] Speaker B: Who, you and Chris? [01:10:22] Speaker A: Yep. I said I could never see myself with someone like you. I would never lower myself to date someone like you is basically what I said to her. [01:10:32] Speaker B: Damn, Al. [01:10:32] Speaker A: No, I didn't say it like that's. Dude, I just said, like, me and her are, like, two totally different people. Like, on the Facebook, you are. You are so, like. And I guess that's what makes it work. [01:10:42] Speaker B: So I see. [01:10:44] Speaker A: Al, I call the soil of vinegar. [01:10:46] Speaker B: Great point. Because I think that everyone wants to look at it, like, compatible. Right? Compatibility. And, like, you want to share the same Venn diagram as somebody else. Me, personally, I think it's. It's good to be opposite because you can, like, balance each. Balance every. Exactly. You can balance each other out, and you kind of do like this. It's not. What's the phrase, Yin and yang? No. Where's the friends who you, like, get, like, give and take. Yeah, but there's, like, a reference for it. I know, but balance. Not only that, but you basically go back and forth. Like, say if, like, some, like, someday, you know, you think about showing up. Everybody show up 100. [01:11:26] Speaker A: Spick and span. [01:11:28] Speaker B: If you show up 100, yeah, you might show up 70. Chrissy might only bring dirty. But, you know, I mean, like, you balance. You guys balance each other out. I think that's what's, like, very huge in, like, a relationship and stability. I think the ability to kind of see that, okay, this person that I do like is different from me, but, like, there's also pots that. You also have to have some similarities. You can't just be completely, totally black and white. But I. I'm with you on that. I think that the, like, compatibility is overseen. I think that what's underseen is, like, being able to, again, coexist with somebody and, like, having, you know, an actual connection and being able to live with somebody else's difference. That might not be, like, your cup of tea, but, you know, like, huge thing. Like, I put. I put things over the top of a door. Like, it is what it is. That's where I would hang things, whatever it is. [01:12:23] Speaker A: Like, like a jacket or something. [01:12:24] Speaker B: Yes. Or like, a towel. And that's, like. That was like, no, those don't go there. They go here. Like, it's. It's like little things like that. If you're able to lift, live with. You know what I mean? You know, I mean, instead of, like, bickering about it, you know what I mean? It's not like a problem about it. So. Yeah, I'm glad you said that. That's hilarious. I just. I just watched a video on that. A woman was talking about how people think it's all about compatibility and, like, how it has to be. Like, you have to be a copy and paste features. Like, no, you would hate yourself if you did that. Like, why would you want that? And that's very true. Why the would I want the girl version of. I don't want to date the girl version of me? A similar version, for sure. Dark sense of humor, good personality, can take a joke, but, you know, got a great. Got a good work that day. [01:13:12] Speaker A: Brown nipples. [01:13:14] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:13:15] Speaker A: DACA nipples. [01:13:16] Speaker B: Yeah, sure. [01:13:16] Speaker A: You don't want pink nipples? [01:13:17] Speaker B: I have. [01:13:18] Speaker A: You don't like the white girl? [01:13:19] Speaker B: I have pink. I just don't. I don't. [01:13:22] Speaker A: Yeah, you don't like it. [01:13:23] Speaker B: Just don't. Don't. Just doesn't do it for me. But white ain't right for me. It's not right for. Spice is nice. [01:13:30] Speaker A: Spice is nice. As. As a once member of this podcast, you said to say, if it's not foreign, it's boring. [01:13:38] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's. [01:13:40] Speaker A: That's one thing that he left with you that you could agree with. [01:13:43] Speaker B: If it's not, that's going to be. I got to write that down. That'll be a nearby Instagram. [01:13:47] Speaker A: If it's not foreign, it's boring. [01:13:49] Speaker B: It's boring. Yep. [01:13:50] Speaker A: So, okay, so I was talking about this with some people, and I was just thinking, like, in my head. We'll change topics. We go off the relationship. [01:13:59] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:14:01] Speaker A: Let's do a list right now of the top. Let's say top five. We could either do it each or together. The top five most stolen items. Now, I'm not talking jewelry and cars. I'm talking, like, objects or, like, not. Not like the normal, like art, you. [01:14:19] Speaker B: Know, like a. I already have my. I already have my first. My first thing. I already know. [01:14:23] Speaker A: I already have mine, too. Do you want to just, like, build a list together? We'll just. One list. [01:14:27] Speaker B: Sure. [01:14:28] Speaker A: Okay. [01:14:28] Speaker B: Sure. Is this. Is this, like, proof? Is this. Is there. Are we going by someone? [01:14:32] Speaker A: No, we're not going by anything. We're just saying what do we think is the top five most stolen things. I think I have the one on one pick, too. [01:14:38] Speaker B: I have. [01:14:39] Speaker A: I think we're both going to be similar in the one two. I think the one two are, like, crazy the same. [01:14:46] Speaker B: All right, on three. One, two, three. Phone charger. [01:14:50] Speaker A: Okay. Phone charger. I like that. [01:14:52] Speaker B: Pen. [01:14:53] Speaker A: Pen. [01:14:53] Speaker B: Okay, I see. I could see. [01:14:55] Speaker A: Pen. Pen. Dude, like, I. [01:14:56] Speaker B: You steal my pen, I'll steal your kid. [01:14:58] Speaker A: I've never not stolen a pen. That's what I'll say. And sometimes it's by accident. That thing just comes with me. [01:15:04] Speaker B: It just comes with me. I. I've. I've ripped some pens off. I love pens. Yeah, dude. So, like, if I. If I. If I write nicely with a pen, I get like, oh, my downstairs gets a little rised up, and I'm just. [01:15:16] Speaker A: Like, dude, the hair stands up on your arms. Yeah, yeah. When that thing's flowing like a G2 pilot. Yeah. And that thing's just running, dude. [01:15:24] Speaker B: You're like, yo, pen. I'm like, dude, I never want you. [01:15:26] Speaker A: Look at the weight of it. [01:15:27] Speaker B: You're like, wow, the grip. I'm a big grip. Like, yeah. Grip is, like, huge for me, because if not, my hand will, like. Like, it almost feels like copples tunnel, right? [01:15:38] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:15:38] Speaker B: Like, when you hold. But the other day, an unbelievable pen that I had died, it ran out of ink, and I almost looked up on YouTube. But, like, where can I go find ink? [01:15:47] Speaker A: So we can find ink. Yeah, I know. [01:15:49] Speaker B: And I couldn't, unfortunately. I just. My trap. My mind. Mind lost. So anytime I'm in Target, this is like one of those exploited things. Like, it's just. Or anywhere that I can find, like, a nice set of, like, there's markers and pens. I'll. I'll pick something up. [01:16:09] Speaker A: There's so many. [01:16:10] Speaker B: I feel so weird saying it, but I'm like, dude, I'm not alone. I can't be alone, bro. A nice pen, dude, a nice pen. [01:16:18] Speaker A: Get you bricked up. [01:16:19] Speaker B: I got two more nice pens. Like, they're like black and white. They're both like matte finish. But, like, I look for, like, this is sounds. So. This must sound so, like, autistic. But, like, I look at what the pen right is because I know what the good ones are. [01:16:35] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:16:35] Speaker B: Like gel 2.0 ballpoint. [01:16:37] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:16:37] Speaker B: You know what I mean? I don't like the hard ones. [01:16:40] Speaker A: Okay. [01:16:40] Speaker B: I hate the hard. I need something smooth on the paper. [01:16:43] Speaker A: I know what you mean. [01:16:44] Speaker B: I don't like the ones that sound scratchy when you're Ready? [01:16:46] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. [01:16:47] Speaker B: I mean, real point. Pointed tip. [01:16:48] Speaker A: Yeah. That would be a ballpoint, I think, right? [01:16:51] Speaker B: You know what I mean? Yeah. [01:16:53] Speaker A: When you could see it. [01:16:54] Speaker B: I look for the. For the lingo, dude. [01:16:56] Speaker A: I took out a dry erase marker because we were. It was for baseball board, like, doing a lineup. And for some reason, this board came with this dry erase marker that had one of those ballpoint, like a. Like a metal tip. It looked like, like. And I was like, this is disgusting. Usually a dry erase marker flows on a board. [01:17:15] Speaker B: Another thing. I get aroused over. [01:17:17] Speaker A: Yes, facts flows on a board. This thing was. I was basically scratching the board. [01:17:23] Speaker B: I hate that. I hate and hate that when you take out a dry erase marker. Another thing, because again, I used to get all. I used to get in trouble all the time in school because, like, I would get in the class, like, early because I was never late, and then I would just start drawing on the board. I would just start drawing on the board. But when you get a dry erase marker and the tip isn't hard, like, like stale almost. And everybody knows what I'm talking about. And it's almost like one worn in, like, a baseball glove, bro. I. It just like. [01:17:50] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. [01:17:51] Speaker B: It's like getting a stick of butter and rubbing it on a pan. Yeah. [01:17:55] Speaker A: Like, it's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. [01:17:56] Speaker B: You can do whatever you want, bro. I'm doing the. I'm doing the. Welcome to the Disney. [01:18:01] Speaker A: That was like me at Texas Roadhouse last night with the butter, dude. I was slapping that on that thing smooths. It's just so smooth. Putting it on. There's no chunk to it. [01:18:09] Speaker B: Dude, you want to know a fat moment? I was dating this girl beautifully. Girl nuts, though. Another girl that. It's kind of. Angela saw my list. No, not Angela. The girl that used to listen to the podcast that would clip everything and then send it to me. Be like, you talking about me? [01:18:24] Speaker A: I don't remember this girl's name. I don't think I have a medal. [01:18:26] Speaker B: Her name is Kiara. She doesn't listen to this podcast anymore. I hope to God. White girl, not white. I could tell by the Chinese and Dominican. [01:18:35] Speaker A: What the. [01:18:36] Speaker B: Yep, beautiful. Looks like Pocahontas. But anywho, I. Where was this story go? Oh, Roadhouse. She's like, I really want buns from Texas Roadhouse. I ordered a dozen. This how you want to hear how fat it is? I ordered a dozen buns in two hot fudge brownie sundaes. [01:18:57] Speaker A: Uber eats it. [01:18:58] Speaker B: No. [01:18:58] Speaker A: Oh, you went. [01:18:59] Speaker B: I went and go pick it up. Right. Never. [01:19:00] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:19:01] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was, that was like one night. And then like the next morning, I just felt, like, disgusting looking at it. [01:19:06] Speaker A: Dude. [01:19:07] Speaker B: Because they have a massive brownie Sunday. I just want you to know, it's literally, it's fucking unbelievable. Believable does not get enough credit. It's. It's huge. [01:19:16] Speaker A: I didn't have that. I did have six rolls, though. I had a half a dozen. Me and my kid had a half a dozen each. We definitely took down 12 rolls last night. Three baskets, four in a basket, and we went to work. My kid dry dogs it, though. He doesn't even use the butter. I don't get it. He goes, there's plenty of butter on the outside. I said, that's weird. [01:19:33] Speaker B: I could see both. I could see you not you don't sometimes, if you're a true fat person, you're going to use the butter. If you don't need the butter. It's all good. I, I listen, some of the best rolls are from, like, Bertucci. Oh, Legal Seafoods. Unbelievable bread. Like, holy. I can't get that straight. [01:19:52] Speaker A: Outback. A great bread. [01:19:54] Speaker B: Really? [01:19:55] Speaker A: Outback Cheesecake Factory. Great bread. [01:19:57] Speaker B: Okay. Never haven't. I haven't been to either of those in years. [01:19:59] Speaker A: Outback's delicious bread. [01:20:00] Speaker B: Okay, so. [01:20:01] Speaker A: Okay, so we got the pack. We got the charger. [01:20:04] Speaker B: Do you, do you agree with the charger? [01:20:05] Speaker A: Charge is definitely going to be on the list. So let's do the top five and then we can decide where we rank them. [01:20:10] Speaker B: Okay. [01:20:10] Speaker A: So pen's one. [01:20:11] Speaker B: Okay. [01:20:12] Speaker A: Pen, charger. What do you think about a lighter? [01:20:16] Speaker B: Picked me. [01:20:17] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:20:18] Speaker B: Got bicked. [01:20:18] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:20:19] Speaker B: 100%. Yep. That's got to be up there. [01:20:22] Speaker A: So we got two more on the list. The top five things that are like, inanimate objects that get stolen in an. [01:20:31] Speaker B: Not like, it's not, not headphones. [01:20:34] Speaker A: I think more like, like everyday shit. [01:20:36] Speaker B: I know. [01:20:42] Speaker A: I probably should have thought of a top five. [01:20:44] Speaker B: Nah, but I mean, like, I'm, I'm trying to think. Wait, you. We got three. We have three really good items that. Those are probably your top three. If, if you had a really, if you had to really break it down. Unless we're just like completely missing one. [01:20:57] Speaker A: You know what I'm gonna say? That happens a lot. Especially at a potty you drink. [01:21:02] Speaker B: Go like a water. [01:21:03] Speaker A: Like a water at a party. If you don't have that thing labeled someone's snacking. [01:21:07] Speaker B: Dude. I could put down my drink at one of the things that anytime that we have something And I'm not saying, I'm not going to say it gets stolen, but somebody definitely touched it. [01:21:17] Speaker A: I agree. [01:21:18] Speaker B: So that's misplaced. [01:21:20] Speaker A: Yeah, misplaced or. [01:21:23] Speaker B: Charger. The same thing with the charger. Somebody could take the charge like at the restaurant from upstairs and then it could, they couldn't have technically stole it. Yeah, but they did technically take it without you knowing. [01:21:34] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:21:34] Speaker B: Or you, you have no prior knowledge that they're using it and they go and use it downstairs. Then they leave it downstairs. [01:21:40] Speaker A: Not to go back to the pens, but as a way to do pen. Do you ever do pen check with the people like that you're working with? Like do you got one of my pens? I'm missing this pen. [01:21:49] Speaker B: Like oh no, no one touches my pens. I know no one touches my pen. Sometimes they come in the restaurant with me from out and they leave. [01:21:57] Speaker A: You know who's a huge. [01:21:58] Speaker B: Because we. Because remember we aren't dropping checks. Oh, that's huge. [01:22:02] Speaker A: You got. Yes. [01:22:03] Speaker B: We have everything electronically. So my pen is for me for like in like. [01:22:08] Speaker A: Oh yeah, that's never getting dropped. So. And so in our place we've always, you know, we drop a check with a credit card and they have to sign, you know, old school style. We're so for years, dude, like you'd go and like the books would go. Like there'd be a whole bunch of books and then all the pens like they would kind of stack up sometimes, you know, because you're putting it over to the side before you could close it out. Add your tip, all that. So people would get other people's pens. Now the one move that I think was a fucking genius move was from our aunt, Aunt Mary Ellen, Big Red we used to call her. About four foot eight, red little afro. She used to have. She used to mock every one of her pens with red lipstick. Red nail polish. I apologize. Red nail polish, every one of her pens. She would legitimately make you take out your pens. Who's got my pens? She would know how many pens she had to start off with. And then you'd have to give it back cuz hers would have red nail polish on it. Just an outright unbelievable move mocking your pens. [01:23:06] Speaker B: That's, that's. [01:23:07] Speaker A: That's called like she was a G in the game. [01:23:10] Speaker B: Like that's like a ball, Noah. [01:23:12] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, that's exactly. [01:23:14] Speaker B: That's someone who knows ball. Yeah, it's like you know, play games with their pens. I think I'm if I catch you a red nail polish pen. [01:23:22] Speaker A: Dude, I got, I Probably have some in the draw. [01:23:25] Speaker B: It's like to get caught up in that. You as the person that like took it, you. Where are you gonna go? [01:23:31] Speaker A: Dude, I'll be honest. [01:23:32] Speaker B: Backed into a corner. You would rather have stolen $10,000? [01:23:35] Speaker A: You know how I'm like, I'm a peak ball breaker. Like that's all I like to do. [01:23:39] Speaker B: That's what you. [01:23:40] Speaker A: I used to steal her pens and then one time I just came back in with them, like hey. And just gave her like 25 red Polish pens. Like, because I was just like taking her pens and just see her go crazy. Like cuz she had an infinite number of pens, she could just. She had like that code. What was that code where you had infinite lives and gta. You know what I'm talking about? She had infinite pen. She had infinite pen left, right? So because I think she was so crazy about it, she had infinite pen code. But she didn't know that I was squirreling these things. I go into her things, I'd take all of her pens and I'd be just coming back. Because I come back a month later with a bag of pens and be like, oh, sorry, I did. I must have took some home. What do you mean you have 50 pens? [01:24:17] Speaker B: Oh, sorry. It's some home. Yeah, no. [01:24:20] Speaker A: All right, so we got pen charger. [01:24:22] Speaker B: Lighter and pen charger drink, lighter, drink. I got it. [01:24:29] Speaker A: Golf ball. [01:24:30] Speaker B: Golf ball. I got. [01:24:32] Speaker A: Yes, dude. [01:24:33] Speaker B: I was just going to say. Dude, I don't want to interrupt you. I mean that thing, I'm like, wait a minute, bro. With golf balls. You know how many times I've hit somebody else's golf ball? [01:24:42] Speaker A: An insane amount of times. You know how many times I see someone driving towards my golf ball and I. That. I swear to God, that's how I'm going to end up killing somebody. That'll be how it happens. No. [01:24:50] Speaker B: Oh, we. We could talk about that. Especially if it's like about that briefly. I mean, you've seen the guy. Absolutely. Actually take out. [01:24:56] Speaker A: Oh, we have to get into that for sure. [01:24:58] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:24:58] Speaker A: Just great fight. [01:24:59] Speaker B: Great. I mean, would you call it a fight? No, that's not a fight. [01:25:02] Speaker A: No, that's. [01:25:03] Speaker B: That's called a. That's like a rag doll. Yeah, that guy was. That guy had no shot. Like. [01:25:08] Speaker A: Yeah. Did you see him release? [01:25:10] Speaker B: No, the kid released. [01:25:11] Speaker A: He's like, all right, boys, I'm all right. I just got a black eye. Anyways, we'll get into that story too. [01:25:17] Speaker B: That's coming right after this. But Golf, we all know that's why I hit yellow. Because one, I see it. Because if, God forbid it, if somebody drives up, that's another thing where I'm. I feel you. Al's right. I'll go to jail if I see somebody touch my golf ball. Like somebody probably has a better chance if, like foreseeable, like to like maybe kidnap my kid. Opposed to my golf ball. [01:25:42] Speaker A: Because there's a certain anxiety. I don't feel anxiety often. I'll be honest. It's just something that, you know, I feel bad for people that do. [01:25:50] Speaker B: God bless. God bless you, brother. [01:25:52] Speaker A: I don't feel anxiety often. And unless I've hit a ball and I see someone going up to it, like maybe it's on the right side of the fairway and the hole before he hit his to the right, to the, to this, his right of the fairway, he's coming the opposite way. [01:26:07] Speaker B: Or I hit it on their fairway. [01:26:09] Speaker A: And I see a person driving to that fucking ball. I. There's no more anxious I feel in my entire life than that. That moment is. Drive is like. And here's the best part. Here's the best part. And this is what always happens. You're always with somebody and we got to stop at their ball first. So now you're staring at them the whole time being like, is that my ball? Is that my ball? Better not pick my ball. [01:26:30] Speaker B: That's why I love when I'm in a cop by myself. [01:26:33] Speaker A: I fly right to the ball. [01:26:34] Speaker B: Is the last person te is off, I'm gone in my car. [01:26:38] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you. [01:26:41] Speaker B: I'm like Paul Walkers. See, we're splitting it. Yeah, I'm doing the 0.25 in two seconds, bro. I just. Because, listen, there's nothing worse than in golf where you hit a ball in play and you know it's in play. You know it's in play. You know the general vicinity. You can't get a straight line at it, obviously, like when we fucking hit it 200 yards, like 200 yards, we have no idea where it's going. Pull up and there's no one in sight. But somebody just happened to be over in the same area. Like, I'll accuse anybody walking. Walking away, like, anybody walking away like that's in a. Maybe like a 50 foot vicinity. I'm like, that person. I think that person hit my ball. Like, I wonder. And it's so nuts. You don't know how many times it's happened to you. Oh, yeah, I wonder how many times it's happened to me. But it's probably a lot. It's. It's definitely an anxiety roller coaster because no one wants to lose their ball, bro. Knowing it all and like, that's it. That's almost like fighting words, brother. Don't touch my ball. All here. So that's a good list. [01:27:46] Speaker A: All right, so the list. We got pen, charger, lighter, drink, and then a golf ball. How do you want to. How do you want to order those? Do you like that order? I almost feel like lighter and charger should change. [01:27:57] Speaker B: Pen, it should go. It's either gonna go. It's either gotta go. Pen, charge or 1, 2. [01:28:04] Speaker A: I feel like the charge. [01:28:05] Speaker B: The charge is immensely is. I think. [01:28:07] Speaker A: I think a pen gets stolen more. I think. [01:28:09] Speaker B: I just think in today's realm, not as much as a charger to. To a electronic device. [01:28:17] Speaker A: I disagree. [01:28:18] Speaker B: I know that's fine because you. Because there's so many more. [01:28:21] Speaker A: There's so many restaurants. [01:28:22] Speaker B: Are two totally different, but. Yes, that is true. [01:28:24] Speaker A: Think how many you steal from a bank. [01:28:27] Speaker B: I. I've never seen. [01:28:28] Speaker A: I never go to a bank. [01:28:30] Speaker B: We don't. [01:28:30] Speaker A: We don't have to go to the banks anymore. [01:28:32] Speaker B: Certain places that I've stolen pens from. But. Yeah, no, I get it. [01:28:37] Speaker A: I think anytime there's a pen, it just. [01:28:38] Speaker B: It just walks away with you. [01:28:40] Speaker A: No, in general. Like, if I leave a pen. Listen, my father gets crazy. He always keeps a pen in his shirt, like, in his undershirt. He always keeps two pens, one in his pocket, one in his undershirt, and he'll take that out, and he goes, I swear to God, if I don't get this back, something bad's gonna happen. And I believe him because you can't. You can't fucking let that thing go. Dude. Dude. [01:29:02] Speaker B: I fucking love that. He's like, hey, bro, I'm bringing this pen right back. All right? That's when you say that. All right, so, pen, we'll. We'll keep. Because we'll keep. Pen, phone, charger. [01:29:15] Speaker A: I think I light up. [01:29:16] Speaker B: Drink five. [01:29:18] Speaker A: Yeah. Drink five. [01:29:19] Speaker B: Golf ball four. [01:29:20] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:29:21] Speaker B: Light three. [01:29:23] Speaker A: I just don't think people smoke as much as they used to. That's that. That was my whole thing. [01:29:27] Speaker B: Or a lot of people are on the vapes. [01:29:29] Speaker A: Yeah. A lot of you don't need the lighter as much. [01:29:31] Speaker B: A lot of pens. A lot of vapes don't need a lighter. [01:29:34] Speaker A: You could probably make an argument that light could have been 1, 2, 20 years ago. [01:29:39] Speaker B: Facts. Oh, 100%, everyone. I would have put lighter first. [01:29:43] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:29:43] Speaker B: I would have Put lighter first. Twenty years ago, I would have put lighter first. That's where that term. I got bicked. Don't bick me. [01:29:49] Speaker A: Don't pick me. [01:29:50] Speaker B: That's literally where that's from. So that's. That. That was a great. That's a good list. So pen, pen, charger, lighter, golf ball. [01:30:03] Speaker A: Drink you love on that list. [01:30:06] Speaker B: Jot it down. Most. What is it? Most? [01:30:09] Speaker A: Most things that are most stolen, you know, my inanimate ob. Like, not like a cash, jewelry, you know, I. You know, Drugs. [01:30:17] Speaker B: Right, right, right, right. [01:30:19] Speaker A: I know, I know. I was thinking about it, but I wanted to take that off the list because, you know. Yeah. [01:30:24] Speaker B: For viewage purposes. Honorable mention. Drugs. [01:30:29] Speaker A: Drug. Drugs. [01:30:30] Speaker B: I. No, I really. We could have put vape on there. [01:30:35] Speaker A: You could put vape on there. [01:30:36] Speaker B: Metro vape. Because what about a 10 these dudes. Yeah. Because you more than likely. I'm taking out that tin, and I'm opening for you, and I'm gonna hold it like a pack. [01:30:49] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. [01:30:50] Speaker B: You know what I mean? [01:30:51] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:30:51] Speaker B: But vapes. Vapes. Honestly, they could maybe find their way on that list. I don't know how we really even overlook that. [01:30:58] Speaker A: Here's what I'm gonna say about this list, and it's. And that's a great point by Nico. Nico. When you hold something and give something to somebody, like. Like a tin, like a cigarette, you take it back, you're holding possession the entire time. They're picking out of it, like a. Like a tin of mints. [01:31:14] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:31:14] Speaker A: You know what I mean? [01:31:15] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:31:17] Speaker A: To somebody, it's gone. A lighter, you have to give it to them. You're not gonna. Unless you're gonna go, it's out of your control. A pen. Same thing. Charge. What are you gonna do? Hold the charger the entire time? [01:31:28] Speaker B: Especially when, like, I'm sure millions of dudes have done this since the vape culture has, like, evolved over the past, like, three to five years. It's like, everywhere I go, every girl a guy's got a. Is sucking on a. A GameCube stick. And I agree. [01:31:46] Speaker A: Don't suck on a game skew stick. Suck on Nico's dick. That's what he would say. Would you agree? [01:31:52] Speaker B: I would. I should probably make that T shirt. [01:31:54] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:31:55] Speaker B: Don't. Don't blow a vape. Blow me. Yeah, you know, put that shirt. [01:32:01] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:32:01] Speaker B: New merch coming soon. No, bro, I. If we. If we would do, like, you know, survey. 100, man, 100 males, 100 females. Because same thing. We're out at the Club. [01:32:14] Speaker A: Can I hear you, vape? [01:32:15] Speaker B: Yeah. Here, girl. Absolutely. Yeah. All right, hold on. I'm gonna go to the bathroom. All right. That girl that isn't gonna. Me that I thought was gonna just. She just left with it just gone. Anuba. Just an Uber on. She's gone. How many times you think a game on people lose vapes or have their vapes? [01:32:31] Speaker A: Infinite number of vapes. There's a lot of vapes. [01:32:34] Speaker B: I think vape should be on the list. I think vape should be on the list. Honorable mention. Honorable mention vapes. We could probably drop drink at this point. Yeah, I would think you could drop drink. 20, 25. List updated. Honorable mention drink. But vape hack. Has to be. It's. It happens way too much, and it's something that you have. You. No one ever is like, yeah, here, I'll hold my vape while you hit it. Like, no one. If. Like, if you do that, you're a weirdo. [01:33:03] Speaker A: Yeah. Because then he's looking around. Then she pocketed it. And then he's not gonna say nothing. Or he just doesn't. [01:33:08] Speaker B: I'm just gonna hand it to you. [01:33:09] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:33:09] Speaker B: Like, at the end of the day, it's a. It's a. What's that called? It's a floppy disc. Yeah, I'll give you my floppy disc. [01:33:16] Speaker A: Yeah, a USB stick is what you're thinking, but, yeah, it's. [01:33:18] Speaker B: Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. [01:33:20] Speaker A: You think a floppy disk is those. Those square things that. You don't even remember what a floppy disk was, do you? [01:33:26] Speaker B: I think I do if I seen a picture of it. But, yeah, yeah, here's my. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Here's my usb. USB stick. So. [01:33:35] Speaker A: All right. So speaking of golf, since we got golf on the list, I'm Put this little thing out there that I don't even know if Nico knows about. I haven't even brought this up to Nico. We are getting challenged. This podcast is getting challenged by another podcast, Pulling the Cork podcast, which is not really a challenge. Just Brendan's like, hey, for a thousand dollars, he wants to play us two in a golf match. [01:33:58] Speaker B: Him versus us two. [01:33:59] Speaker A: No. Now, he. Originally, he was supposed to have some of his people, but he's like, danny sucks. He says, Danny's terrible. He said, fitz, he's terrible. He said, they're bad human beings and they're bad golfers. That's what he said. He doesn't want them on his team. [01:34:11] Speaker B: That's unfortunate. [01:34:12] Speaker A: So he's taken. You know Joey Boats. Do you know who Joey Boats? [01:34:14] Speaker B: I do. [01:34:15] Speaker A: Yep. He's taken Joey Boats, apparently, and wants to take him and Joey Boats versus me and you. Now, I could have easily said, hey, why don't I kick Nico off the podcast and go get somebody else? But I'm a ride or die person, okay? I'm not Brendan. That's why he's Irish and I'm Italian. We have, what, a little thing called loyalty. I'm sticking with Nico. I don't give a. I'm just gonna kick off Nico and just go get a better golf. That's what Brennan's doing. [01:34:41] Speaker B: It's very easy to do that. [01:34:43] Speaker A: So it's good guys versus the bad guys. Brennan's a bad guy. He's a bad human being. It's a thousand dollars. I want to figure out the numbers. We're going to see what Jo handicap is. I'm sure it's. He's probably better than all of us because he's better at everybody, at everything. It seems like, oh, it's one of those. Yeah, he's one of those. He's just one of those. Brandon's good. [01:35:02] Speaker B: He's good. [01:35:03] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:35:03] Speaker B: Okay. [01:35:04] Speaker A: All right. We're probably. So we're gonna have to, like, work these numbers correctly. [01:35:08] Speaker B: You got it. [01:35:08] Speaker A: It's a thousand dollars, and you gotta work full filmed. I'll work it. I'll see what. I'll see. [01:35:13] Speaker B: You got to work the numbers. Yeah, just even, like. Like, I'm 21 handicap. [01:35:17] Speaker A: Oh, you're 21. I said 30, so we'll take 21. I mean, I wish you would have said 25, but. Okay. He's a 21 hand. [01:35:23] Speaker B: I don't. I don't know my handicap at all. I don't know my handicap. Like. [01:35:27] Speaker A: Yeah, what are you, 21 on a simulator? [01:35:30] Speaker B: No, no. A little bit better than that, but yeah. No, I'm probably somewhere around the 25 range for sure. [01:35:35] Speaker A: Okay. [01:35:36] Speaker B: 21. 21 to 25. 25 strokes over, right? [01:35:41] Speaker A: It's. Yeah. I mean, yeah, technically. Technically, probably, yeah. [01:35:45] Speaker B: 25. 21. [01:35:48] Speaker A: All right, so we're going to get the that going. No big deal. We'll see if that ever happens. It might never happen, but Brandon does seem to get shit done. [01:35:56] Speaker B: Oh, we could get that done. Instead of doing an episode, like recording an episode a week, we can go and do the golf thing. I mean, I'm so down for that. That seems like a fun time course. Definitely matters. I played the front nine again. That shit's tough, bro. [01:36:12] Speaker A: Yeah, we're definitely not playing Mount Hood. That's not happening. We're not going to. We're not going to his home course. Number one. [01:36:18] Speaker B: Absolutely. [01:36:19] Speaker A: Number two, it's a trash course in. It's an okay course. We're going. We'll go to a neutral site. Would you agree? Neutral site. [01:36:27] Speaker B: Definitely neutral site. [01:36:29] Speaker A: When I go somewhere where he got blown on every hole in the woods since he's been 18 years old. [01:36:35] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:36:35] Speaker A: It's just not happening. [01:36:36] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:36:36] Speaker A: No, not some place he's caddy dad. [01:36:39] Speaker B: No bro. No. Yeah, we gotta all go somewhere that either like you've golfed once or like even if. If you've golfed it four, three times. [01:36:48] Speaker A: Just a different course. You're my world now, grandpa. [01:36:51] Speaker B: I'm also not going mount. I will not agree for any dollar amount us play at Mount Hood. No. Like. Yeah, no. [01:36:59] Speaker A: Mount Hood sucks, dude. I might actually be playing it this weekend with. With the said characters that I just mentioned. Okay. Golf. We're on it. We have to talk about this fight. Pretty viral video would you say that's been that went out that you guys. You're probably going to see this clip in eight weeks so it's probably not going to be in fresh in your mind. [01:37:21] Speaker B: It's really not going to matter. So it's only going to matter for like 22 people that listen. [01:37:25] Speaker A: Yeah, it's going to. It's going to matter for the people that listen. Ottawa. You're never going to see the clip. It's never going to happen. [01:37:29] Speaker B: NHL player. [01:37:30] Speaker A: Yes. [01:37:32] Speaker B: Believe it or not, one of Milan Lucci's first fights was verse this guy dude. [01:37:37] Speaker A: Yep. [01:37:37] Speaker B: Who he won. So this dude stands off like 6, 3 probably roughly like 240 pounds. A big ass dude. Be honest. Him and Fitzy are like look. [01:37:48] Speaker A: Yeah, but Fitzy. Fitzy looks like a little bitch compared to this guy. Yeah, this guy's a. [01:37:51] Speaker B: This guy is a Fitz. He's gotten to ski as a tank. So I believe you want to tell the rest of the story. [01:37:59] Speaker A: No. What's his name first of all? [01:38:01] Speaker B: Nick Sonny or something like that. [01:38:07] Speaker A: Okay. Should we try to find the video? We could probably loop in the video. You want to loop in the video? What's it? Golf fight, NHL. It really is just like an all time video golf course brawl association. No, I don't want that. When you fanuck. Why can't they just give me that? Well this is what. This is what pisses me off. This is what pisses me off. It's like I don't want the news article. I don't want someone. All right, let's just give. Let's give our. [01:38:55] Speaker B: Are you gonna. Are you playing the. The. [01:38:58] Speaker A: Hold on. This is a full video. Oh, this is what led up to it. [01:39:03] Speaker B: Hurry up. [01:39:05] Speaker A: Not that. No, he's not. He's not. [01:39:08] Speaker B: He's not tough. [01:39:10] Speaker A: He's not tough. [01:39:11] Speaker B: You're not tough. [01:39:13] Speaker A: All right, so this dude's Hammond, right? He's absolutely handed Nick Tasky. [01:39:18] Speaker B: Nick Tasky. That's what it is. [01:39:19] Speaker A: Nick Tasky is the NHL golfer. This dude's Hammond on the. Let's get going. [01:39:23] Speaker B: Get going. [01:39:24] Speaker A: Or you can play behind us all and you can take all the time you want. [01:39:29] Speaker B: This is golf. [01:39:29] Speaker A: This is not golf. It's not stand 15 minutes. [01:39:34] Speaker B: You guys can't even stand into your ball up, man. [01:39:37] Speaker A: Clearly they're Canadian. They're on a golf course and they're basically arguing over pace of play. That's where it starts off. So they. Arguing over pace of play. These dudes are hammered. And the NHL guy, Tonaski is behind them, it seems like. And they just are playing at an incredibly slow pace, which is extremely aggravating. [01:39:59] Speaker B: So probably believe. [01:40:02] Speaker A: Hey, then let's get going here. Pick your up and get going. So they're telling to pick it up and keep going. Like, essentially, like, forget about your T shots. Just go forward or let us through. This is. This is the full video. I haven't seen the full video. [01:40:16] Speaker B: I haven't seen the full video either. [01:40:19] Speaker A: Cry about it. [01:40:20] Speaker B: Cry about it. [01:40:21] Speaker A: Now he's telling him to cry about it. This is where he's getting jacked up. [01:40:29] Speaker B: This guy is like, I don't give. [01:40:32] Speaker A: Around and find out. [01:40:33] Speaker B: Good. Let's go, man. [01:40:36] Speaker A: Let's go. He's like, you don't want to go with him. This guy's an enforcer of the NHL. He's going to start to fight. [01:40:46] Speaker B: This guy literally fought in the NHL. I could. I just don't know this. Just so you know how I'm going. [01:40:52] Speaker A: To pause this video. [01:40:53] Speaker B: Yeah, hold on. Let's just break this down. I just want to give you a little bit more insight on this. The man that he is about, this drunk kid is not even close to six feet. He's probably the same height as me. You know, six is all of like six, three and 240 pounds. Like, he's built like a. He looks like an NFL lineman. [01:41:12] Speaker A: Like, dude kind of looks like Jake Scally. Like, from the side. [01:41:16] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. From a side perspective. Same kind of build. [01:41:19] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:41:20] Speaker B: Per se. So someone of that discretion probably is not going to want to pick up fights with. [01:41:25] Speaker A: I think he's probably six five. [01:41:26] Speaker B: An angry. Let's look up tenacity, dude. Let's just get the credentials here. Yeah, we need it. [01:41:33] Speaker A: We need a scouting report on. On his weight right now. 240 is. He's 285. Dude of muscle. [01:41:39] Speaker B: This guy's 40 years old, bruv. [01:41:41] Speaker A: Yep. [01:41:42] Speaker B: Six two. It says six two. 225. I mean, I'm gonna guess he's more. [01:41:46] Speaker A: Way more than that dude. [01:41:47] Speaker B: 225'S a good size still. [01:41:49] Speaker A: He's a beast. So if he's 6 2, this kid is small. [01:41:52] Speaker B: That kid's. That. That kid's dead tiny. Because the next ensuing. What you're going to hear is this man, obviously, as you know, drunk balls. So this guy's pretty fired up and he's about to. I don't know. [01:42:06] Speaker A: And what I would say too, is that a lot of people say hockey fighters don't translate to real world. Like, they try to say, like, if you can fight in hockey, it doesn't really translate to real world fights. [01:42:15] Speaker B: I would. I would disagree after this video 7,000%. He's like, yeah, you're not scaring anybody. [01:42:26] Speaker A: See? And then he charges Adam. [01:42:28] Speaker B: Come on, man. [01:42:29] Speaker A: And now he throws him into the lake. Just an unreal thing when you get. You got thrown into the lake. [01:42:33] Speaker B: I called you. You want another scream at me? [01:42:38] Speaker A: He did come at you, Tanaski. And now he's coming back for more. [01:42:41] Speaker B: This guy, who's the friend? [01:42:46] Speaker A: Bang, bang. As he's punching him. [01:42:48] Speaker B: I wouldn't. You go back. You. Oh, my God, bro. [01:42:54] Speaker A: The best part of this video. [01:42:56] Speaker B: Time to pause it. So it just. Yeah, the best part is I'm going to guess out. He's commentating. This is how you know he's up. And I would never want to fight somebody. He is commentating himself, animating himself as he's fighting. So every you. Every bang that you hear, like emerald Agassi, like, bang. Like, that's him. Him throwing an overhand right and connecting like. This dude looks like his hands are the size of a book. Like, it just like he's essentially Mike. [01:43:22] Speaker A: Brain in this kid. [01:43:23] Speaker B: Bang, bang. [01:43:27] Speaker A: Like, just hammering this dude. [01:43:29] Speaker B: Like Tony from like, bro. [01:43:33] Speaker A: Yeah. I do love how they. [01:43:35] Speaker B: In this video, twice he's gets down on the ground. The drunk friend comes over. He's like, leave him alone, man. First. First of all, if I'm the friend, I'm like, either I'm getting in there and just being like, I'm gonna help My boy and get him. [01:43:46] Speaker A: Why would you punch him? [01:43:47] Speaker B: Or like not even. Not even being like, hey, I'm sorry. [01:43:51] Speaker A: Or take your kid out. [01:43:52] Speaker B: Yeah dude, no, like you. You gotta get out of there or just leave. [01:43:56] Speaker A: This kid did the worst thing. He didn't try to fight the guy and he didn't really even try to stop the kid. So. [01:44:02] Speaker B: Enough, enough. [01:44:03] Speaker A: He's saying get out. He said get out. And then he just. I think that the ragdoll at the end is the worst one. [01:44:10] Speaker B: Get him the out of here. [01:44:12] Speaker A: No, it's not gonna go well. [01:44:13] Speaker B: It's not okay. [01:44:14] Speaker A: He's coming. [01:44:18] Speaker B: Like an idiot. Get out of here. Nah bro. The guy at the end of the day is being like. You couldn't be more on the right. That guy. Like he didn't want to fight. The guy obviously knows that. Like again, frustrated. It's not. It's one thing if everything's backed up on the course. It's another thing if the people in front of you are belligerently drunk. I would. I would. You would agree to say be like hey boys, you're having a good time? Totally. That. That's great. We're going to go in front of you. You guys take as much time as you need behind us. You'll never have to worry about us because clearly you can't even get off the tee box. You guys are fucked up. And then for you to freak out and then run at somebody that is much larger than you to try and inflict like a physical pain. I don't know what. I don't like fighting in general. Fighting drunk might be like the worst decision you could ever fucking make. You have zero balance in a. And like the only thing that you won't feel initially is like pain. Like. But needless. You're an idiot, dude. Like that's a lose lose. [01:45:17] Speaker A: I Here's a. This guy had. This kid has a story for life. That's. That is funny. It is a little bit embarrassing. But he did keep getting up. [01:45:24] Speaker B: Dude grown. [01:45:25] Speaker A: Are you gonna give him that credit? He kept getting up. [01:45:27] Speaker B: But I understand. [01:45:28] Speaker A: I wouldn't say he's a. [01:45:29] Speaker B: But guess what if the cuz the guy let him. [01:45:33] Speaker A: Oh yeah, he wasn't trying. He really like he could have legitimately just jumped on him and beat the piss out of him. [01:45:38] Speaker B: He would. Could have full mounted that kid and honestly probably put him in an icu. [01:45:42] Speaker A: Yeah, I agree with that. [01:45:45] Speaker B: So it just made for a funnier video. The guy like literally like basically like. Like this like keeping like the little Kid out while he's swinging his arms like that kid never in one moment had had a shot. [01:45:56] Speaker A: I've never seen someone say bang like that. Like, in a fight. Like, it just was like, straight. [01:46:01] Speaker B: I love that. [01:46:02] Speaker A: That was awesome. That was. Made me feel like that guy is. [01:46:04] Speaker B: Ptsd because, like, clearly he's still jacked up. [01:46:07] Speaker A: I wonder if he did that profile. [01:46:09] Speaker B: Smartest thing in the world. Immediately just grabs anytime, like, you want to grab right here. If I grab right here, this is going to be restricting. Like, I got to have a good hold of right up in here. And as soon as I do or up on your collar, it's a tough goal, brother. [01:46:25] Speaker A: Tough go. [01:46:26] Speaker B: But if you're a lefty, that's where it plays off, because you're offsetting. So. But it's very dangerous when a righty in a lefty fight, because then you're a lefty and I'm a righty, and basically we are taking off on each other. [01:46:38] Speaker A: It's like that. The double knockouts. [01:46:40] Speaker B: Exactly. So from this side, we're both going on the same side, opposed to righties exchange back and forth. But that was awesome. [01:46:48] Speaker A: That was a great fight. It was just an unbelievable fight. [01:46:51] Speaker B: The guy got beaten up enough where it was suffice. You know, the guy, probably, if he ran at him, if. Now, if Tassi came up onto the. Onto the tee box instead of started, then you'd be like, all right, you might have gone a little carried away, but no, the guy simply came off the tee box and ran at another man. So now you. Now it's game on, Bring it on, bring it on. Back to game on. So good video. Good video. [01:47:19] Speaker A: Great, great video. I would say that was another good Internet video. [01:47:22] Speaker B: The Internet needs a good video every now and then. [01:47:25] Speaker A: People like to see like, that the around and find out, like, when they see someone being a. And then there's immediate, like, karma comes their way. People love those type of videos. [01:47:34] Speaker B: That's. That's great. [01:47:35] Speaker A: Like, I love when someone's talking shit in the street and then they just get hit by a car. [01:47:39] Speaker B: Yeah, that. I mean, like, those too often. But, I mean, that's a great video. [01:47:44] Speaker A: I would say right now my feed's flooded with stuff like that. What else, what else am I seeing? A shit ton of that. I'm like, this is ridiculous. There's some video that I've been seeing. I forgot to. To think about it. Yeah. I don't know. It's escaped my mind, but the algorithm's all up for me in General. I mean, it's crazy. All right, let's do one more list. Because I like the lists. Let's do one the top things that are most overrated. So what are the most overrated things? We can do a top five together. We could do a top ten. It's kind of up to you. We don't even have to talk that much about them. I know. [01:48:27] Speaker B: Right now, Dank, you're gonna have to start and to, like, help me out. I'm trying to think. [01:48:31] Speaker A: I mean, I've got an absurd amount, but I'm gonna give you two right off the rip, okay? Chapstick? Yeah, chapstick. Overrated. [01:48:39] Speaker B: Sure. Chapstick. [01:48:40] Speaker A: Breakfast? [01:48:41] Speaker B: No. [01:48:42] Speaker A: Breakfast sucks, dude. [01:48:43] Speaker B: No, it doesn't. [01:48:43] Speaker A: Breakfast is the worst. Breakfast ain't bad, but you don't need it every day. Breakus. I like breakfast. [01:48:48] Speaker B: I don't need breakfast every day. That's fine. [01:48:51] Speaker A: That's why it's over. [01:48:52] Speaker B: No, it's not. [01:48:52] Speaker A: People think they need to eat it every single day. [01:48:54] Speaker B: Well, when you're waking up early, dude, you do. You do run on gas. We do run on gas. [01:49:01] Speaker A: So you need intermittent fasting and not to eat breakfast. Breakfast is an overrated food. I'd rather eat lunch. When I go to a breakfast place, the first thing I look at is the lunch menu. I know this is talking to the wrong kid. This is talking to, like, the wrong kid because you fucking love breakfast, dude. You'll go to, like, Jax, like, five times a week. If you could, like, if you lived in Winthrop. [01:49:22] Speaker B: Dude, I will guard Jack's four times a week. [01:49:24] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:49:25] Speaker B: Yeah. That's how I am. A regular nowhere. Nowhere in any restaurant. Unfortunately, Jax is the only place that I can call and they know my voice on the phone. They're like, hey, Nico, what's going on? I hear that, bro. I'm like, wow. That's why you get fucking. That's why I give them a bunch of money when I go in there. Even though, dude, guess what? Breakfast food. Or, like, you find a place like Jack. Where else can you get four eggs over easy with American cheese, a side of home fries, a side of bacon, a side of white toast, and a full order of French toast for fucking under $15. [01:50:01] Speaker A: All right. Jax is great. [01:50:03] Speaker B: I know how you feel about Jax. That's fine. That's great. I'm just saying, value of food. [01:50:07] Speaker A: Did she die yet? That's all I want to know. [01:50:09] Speaker B: Value of food. Value of food in today's age. That's remarkable. I don't have to eat until dinner. [01:50:16] Speaker A: Well, we're putting breakfast on the list. I definitely think that that's fine. [01:50:18] Speaker B: You can put breakfast on the list because I'm sure there's plenty of people that agree with you, but absolutely not. [01:50:22] Speaker A: Chapstick Q tips. [01:50:24] Speaker B: Oh, I. [01:50:25] Speaker A: You know what, though? Here's what I'll say about Q tips. Why. Why do you find that they're overrated? [01:50:31] Speaker B: I feel like not everyone uses them. [01:50:33] Speaker A: I use them every single day. I use two every single day. [01:50:35] Speaker B: I don't. [01:50:36] Speaker A: I have. I guarantee you could eat a bowl of soup out of my ass. I hit them both sides. [01:50:41] Speaker B: I heard it's actually. [01:50:42] Speaker A: It's terrible for you. I don't give a. But, okay, I'll put a Q tip on the list. I. I don't think that's true, but I'll put it on the list. I use them every single day. Okay, so we. We got breakfast and Q tip. That's fine. I put gentle parenting. I think that's overrated. [01:50:58] Speaker B: Like, I think that. I mean, you know, beat your kids. [01:51:02] Speaker A: And let's show them a little bit of discipline. [01:51:03] Speaker B: I don't know what that. I don't know what that entails. I'm gonna guess that it just entails being, like, a soft. And, dude, listen to this. My kid told me to shut up. I'm gonna be like, oh, okay, Billy. Like, dude, listen to this. Like, yo. [01:51:15] Speaker A: Because I. This just actually popped into my head, and this is not why I picked gentle parenting. But I just thought about this. Now we were at. We have this baseball. It's called, like, aaa. It's kind of like. It's almost like San Lottie, like, where we'll. It's on a day, and then we'll pick teams kind of on the day of most times, however many kids show up, show up, and then we have a full game. Right? It's true. It's true. We're Via baseball, okay? This is kids. Like, my kids playing. I'm calling coaching a team right now. I'm, like, very good with most kids. I don't lose my mind on most kids. My kids, a totally different story. I scream at the top of my lungs. All I care about is effort and hustle. That's it. I don't care. You strike out. I don't care. Anything like that. So picture this. We're in a game. A ball gets hit down the line. My kids playing first base. [01:52:05] Speaker B: Yep. [01:52:06] Speaker A: It goes right. Right down the line. It hits the first base. So he's behind the bag, trying to feel the ball I'm fine with rolls, hits the base and pops up, hits the base and like kind of kicks to the right a little bit. I felt he wasn't hustling to the ball. So he goes to get to the ball and the kid ends up being safe. It's just one of those freak plays. Oh, it was honestly was a freak play, but I felt like he wasn't hustling to the ball. So I obviously am like, you got a hustle. Oh, just like that. [01:52:37] Speaker B: Like, like you. [01:52:38] Speaker A: You think that's too much? [01:52:40] Speaker B: No. What the. [01:52:41] Speaker A: All right, so it wasn't too much. Okay. So after the game, apparently there was a girl in the sands being like, why is this guy yelling at all these kids so much? And people had to tell her, like, listen, that's his kid. Like, he's allowed to do whatever he wants to do to his kid pretty much. And his. Her kid. I'm not, I'm not going to get into some stuff, but there's maybe there's a reason why her kid doesn't want to accept it anything. Because you want a gentle parent the entire time. So dude, when the kid does something wrong, you should be able to correct them. And you don't have to do it in a gentleman. [01:53:16] Speaker B: You don't have to be malicious either. [01:53:18] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:53:18] Speaker B: I would say to go up and like hit your kid, like just. Just to do it just because out of frustration like my parents did, like don't you. Don't. Don't I, bro. The amount of times that my parents go on arguments and me and my Marco got hit for that. It's countless. Countless. I don't care. It's countless. I used to get this my rocked. Was I a little son of a. Absolutely mighty abs. I would say my. The most ideal son. I am definitely a pain in the ass. But I mean, I'm an electric, electric factory. That's what I was born to do. Cause chaos. All right? So yes, I. The times I got hit by that, I was like, you know, I melted off or something or other. [01:54:02] Speaker A: I mean, I seen you get hit once that I thought was. I mean, I could still hear the ring in my ears. I can only imagine what Yair is saying he's going into. He was actually at this house and he was going into the little snack draw we had over there. We had all the cookies and everything and there was a bunch of fucking cookies in there. We kept in one draw. So he pulls it open. He's gonna go get his Oreos probably right? So he's got he's opens the drawer and he's gonna get his Oreos. And so his, his. He's facing the countertop so his mother behind him and just went right to his face. Do you remember that? [01:54:34] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:54:35] Speaker A: Just as loud as could possibly be. Slapped him right across the face and said, I guarantee you're going to grow up to be an undeveloped 30 year old. I bet that's what she said to you at that moment. But that those ringing in that moment was like she slapped the out of you and she didn't even tell you not to eat it. That I heard. So yes. [01:54:54] Speaker B: Not a lot of warning ever. [01:54:56] Speaker A: Yeah. There might have been dinner on, on the, on the stove, though. I don't remember that. That could have been. That could have been. Why, like, why you eating an Oreo cookie when you know I got pasta on the stuff? [01:55:05] Speaker B: My always. My, my lodge. This is like, bro, I'm fucking fat, all right? So like I can eat three Oreos and still eat dinner. Like, I can still do that, dude. [01:55:16] Speaker A: Okay, I have this. [01:55:18] Speaker B: That could still happen, bro. [01:55:20] Speaker A: I have this argument. [01:55:21] Speaker B: What are you fucking talking about? I do it all. I do it right now. I do it today. Like yesterday I'm cooking myself a whole thing. Broccoli. I got nice baked potatoes. Potatoes. I got fucking chicken going. All right, dude. Like while that's going on, I had three helmet fudd cookies while the chicken's cooking. Oh my God, shoot me. You know what I mean? So gentle parenting facts. Overrated. Overrated. We. I could have. We could do 10. That we should do the most. 10 most fucking overrated food items. But food, I feel like has a lot to it. Overrated. Overrated. I'm trying to think what's over overrated. [01:56:07] Speaker A: What do we got so far? [01:56:08] Speaker B: You said chapstick. [01:56:09] Speaker A: Gentle parenting. Gentle parenting. We could probably do like a hundred items on this. On overratedness. There's like so much that's overrated. [01:56:20] Speaker B: I don't know how you feel about, like, I just happen to look at it and I'm not just saying it because it just came into my line of sight. But like bugs. Bug spray. Do you feel like bug spray is overrated? [01:56:28] Speaker A: That is not overrated. I'd say sunscreen's overrated. [01:56:31] Speaker B: Sunscreen's overrated. [01:56:33] Speaker A: Well, no, that sunscreen is probably not overrated either. I just think that the SPFs don't matter after a certain thing. Bug spray. I use bug spray all the time. And I would say deet free bug spray is overrated. Like, my wife won't put DEET on her. On our kid or herself just off and they just get eaten alive. I'm. Give me every chemical known to man. I don't want to deal with mosquitoes. Mosquitoes love me for some reason. I don't know. If they don't love you, you I hammered. [01:56:59] Speaker B: They love me, bro. Like, my legs get bit. [01:57:01] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:57:01] Speaker B: We get big. I gotta play Bug spray works. I gotta play down the field tonight. I feel like it's gonna be a buggy one because, like, the rain. I don't know. Mug. I got signed, though, by the way. I got signed, so that's dope softball. Yeah. [01:57:14] Speaker A: What are you playing with? [01:57:16] Speaker B: Your boy Rob D. Where's he. [01:57:19] Speaker A: What team's he on? [01:57:19] Speaker B: He. He put. [01:57:21] Speaker A: He has his own team. [01:57:22] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:57:23] Speaker A: They probably sucked. [01:57:24] Speaker B: Dude. Yeah. Do you ever want to play? [01:57:25] Speaker A: Was it on Friday night? [01:57:27] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:57:28] Speaker A: I'll come down. [01:57:29] Speaker B: We have Anita guy. [01:57:31] Speaker A: Maybe just for the content. [01:57:32] Speaker B: Yeah, that'd be. [01:57:33] Speaker A: Yeah, maybe. We'll see. [01:57:35] Speaker B: You should. Dude, it's like, what time's your game this week? 7:15. [01:57:38] Speaker A: Oh, I think my buddy's gonna be umping your game. We'll see who The Eek Man. [01:57:46] Speaker B: The Eek Man. All right. [01:57:48] Speaker A: So don't get too wild down there. [01:57:52] Speaker B: I do. I do. I like to put on a show. It's the best. It's mad fun. It's, like, effortless. But let's get back to things that over. [01:58:01] Speaker A: Oh, things that are overrated. [01:58:02] Speaker B: Over overrated. [01:58:04] Speaker A: Women. Yeah, Just for the graphic. They're overrated. I'll tell you why they're overrated. They did better than everything than they are. Than they actually are. That's why they're overrated. Caitlyn Clock ain't that good. She's good. She ain't that good. Okay. Women are overrated in general. They want us to suck your dick because you're a woman. It doesn't make any sense to me, okay? In the grand scheme of things, men can do most things better than women. There's certain things men can't do when women do better. I agree. Stop. Like shoving women down that throat. That's what. That's what I'm basically trying to say. Like, okay, we need an all woman Ghostbusters cast. No, that move movie was trash facts. Yeah. We needed all woman. We needed an all woman Ocean's Eleven movie. You called it Ocean's Eight. Yeah. Because it was three, three, three times worse than Ocean's Eleven. [01:58:54] Speaker B: Gave us a all. All woman superhero movie. [01:58:59] Speaker A: Stopping twice, jamming women down. [01:59:01] Speaker B: Our Throat twice. And they were both ass marvels. Was ass. Madame Web is ass. Justin said that the movie was good. I respectfully, that movie sucks. So. [01:59:15] Speaker A: Yeah, that's bad. All right, let's go to some food ones. I think avocado toast. I mean, again, we're getting into women's stuff. I don't know what this fucking big thing is about. Avocado toast with everything bagel season and, like, I don't know who started that. Like, who is the one person that saw that? And every woman thought that it was like, come on, dude. [01:59:32] Speaker B: Like, honestly, avocado toast, you could definitely throw it. [01:59:36] Speaker A: I would just even throw avocados. Just, just throw straigh. [01:59:40] Speaker B: I, I don't like avocados. [01:59:41] Speaker A: Let's put avocados on the list. Avocado. [01:59:44] Speaker B: They are fucking in sushi. Why are they in sushi? Why? Avocados, a fucking staple in sushi. [01:59:51] Speaker A: I'm fine. You know what? I don't hate avocados. No. [01:59:55] Speaker B: But the obsession, they don't. The obsession of people loving avocados is like, gross. The texture of an avocado is like. It's basically like eating a fucking turd. That's what I would imagine. It's like soft mush. It is. [02:00:09] Speaker A: It's like a mushy. You're right. Yeah, you're right. It's. It's almost like a bird. [02:00:13] Speaker B: Like, I, I. And listen, I get it. You're going to be like, you're wrong. Like, to me, guacamole is overrated. Like, that is gross. [02:00:22] Speaker A: See, here's what I think. I think guacamole is the best version of an avocado because you're actually flavoring it. You're doing with it. Avocado doesn't taste good in general. [02:00:29] Speaker B: I'm just saying, like, bro, like, people like, oh, I could like pong guac. Like, ew, bro, I can pong walk. That's disgusting. That hummus, like, really is. Hum. Hummus. [02:00:40] Speaker A: No, I, I don't know. [02:00:41] Speaker B: You like hummus. [02:00:41] Speaker A: I could throw it on the list. But I could pound hummus. [02:00:44] Speaker B: I don't like hum. I don't like. I get it. I don't like these things. Really. I'm also not like an avid trier of them. I just. I like texture wise. Like, I'm good with these. [02:00:51] Speaker A: I see a hummus. I want BLT on the list. I want a BLT on the list. [02:00:57] Speaker B: Overrated. [02:00:58] Speaker A: Overrated. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. [02:01:01] Speaker B: Even though I could go to Knicks right now and, like, we could either get Like a cheeseburger club or like a turkey club. [02:01:05] Speaker A: Hold on a second. This is. Is my point. It's all. It's the best portion of a, of a BLT is when you throw meat on it. Cheeseburger club, tuna club, turkey club. When you do the other stuff, when you add the protein to it, that's when. That's not a blt, though. [02:01:20] Speaker B: That's not. It's a club. [02:01:21] Speaker A: It's a club. [02:01:22] Speaker B: Okay. [02:01:23] Speaker A: Way different. BLT is just like, all right, what are we vegan now? [02:01:26] Speaker B: Vegetarian blt. I literally will hold up two pieces of bread and behind, in between it is bacon, fucking tomato and lettuce. Like, that's what's in my sandwich. Like, who is that? Like, honestly, like, who gets full off of. I would have to have 17 blts to be full. [02:01:43] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:01:44] Speaker B: Swear to God. Overrated. [02:01:48] Speaker A: You know what? Whose dick? I don't like that everyone's sucking. They. And they do it. Especially during football season. Scott Hansen. [02:01:56] Speaker B: Scott Hansen is not overrated. [02:01:57] Speaker A: But Scott Hansen's overrated. [02:01:59] Speaker B: No, he's not. [02:01:59] Speaker A: Anyone could be in that position. Anyone. You could do it. [02:02:05] Speaker B: But you're going to knock the guy because he's doing it. [02:02:07] Speaker A: I'm just saying he's overrated. [02:02:09] Speaker B: How do you. How is he overrated? [02:02:10] Speaker A: Because anyone could do what he's doing. He's. He's playing just. It's just constant action. 24 7. Okay. He doesn't go to the bathroom. [02:02:18] Speaker B: That would drive me. I don't believe the bathroom thing. [02:02:21] Speaker A: I don't believe that either. [02:02:23] Speaker B: I believe there's an offer off camera. There's off camera way that he can talk. Like you think he's gonna win. We didn't talk about, like, he can't be talking on a live mic from the back bathroom that we can't see him and he can see everything. [02:02:37] Speaker A: Like, he's saying he's never done it. I don't believe that either. I think that. Well, you might hear the stream. That's the point. Who cares if he has or he hasn't? That's my opinion. Like, does that make him Iron man? Because he hasn't peed? [02:02:51] Speaker B: I think he pees. I think he has, like a cup built into something like that. He has to have something, but it's really. [02:02:56] Speaker A: And then wouldn't your mouth get dry? Like my mouth gets dry just talking on this part. [02:03:00] Speaker B: Yeah, I think he says, like, he drink. Like. Like he drinks. I don't know how much water he drinks or whatever. Listen, I. I don't know he's overrated. [02:03:07] Speaker A: In my eyes, but we're not gonna put him on the list. I won't put him on the list because you're not agreeing with it. [02:03:10] Speaker B: We can't have too much stuff to attack a guy who, like, he does a job for 16 weeks straight that everybody loves. [02:03:16] Speaker A: No, no, I. I think that they love the program. My opinion is that when they're trying to suck his dick and say he's the best to ever do it. Scott has the best. No, you love the program. You don't love him doing it. [02:03:26] Speaker B: Will he ever have a sickness day? [02:03:29] Speaker A: I mean, it's once a week. [02:03:31] Speaker B: It's one time a week. [02:03:32] Speaker A: That's it. Yeah. What else? I think at one time, you know what? I kind of want to just, like, murder one of his kids so he has to take a day off that day. [02:03:39] Speaker B: That's. That's a way to. [02:03:40] Speaker A: You know what? We'll break the streak and. Yeah, maybe. Maybe I'll drug him so he has to piss mid episode. What do you think? Just like, I want to just hurt the legacy. [02:03:49] Speaker B: It's kind of. [02:03:49] Speaker A: So we got two more we have to throw on the list. [02:03:51] Speaker B: Wild attempt. Horseradish. No, I don't think that's food. [02:03:55] Speaker A: Let's get off. [02:03:56] Speaker B: I don't think that's gonna. I don't think that's overrated because I don't think a lot of people. [02:03:59] Speaker A: I love Bloody Mary's. I love. I love. Oh, my God. [02:04:02] Speaker B: Those are overrated, bro. Those are overrated. Bloody Marys are overrated. [02:04:06] Speaker A: What about Espresso Martinez being overrated? [02:04:09] Speaker B: You could. If we. [02:04:10] Speaker A: Oh, let's put espresso martini. Let's do it. [02:04:12] Speaker B: Dash it, Bloody Mary slash espresso martini. [02:04:15] Speaker A: I drink not two. [02:04:16] Speaker B: It's not two sides. I drink one. I drink espresso martinis dark. I only like them dark. I'm not even fan. [02:04:24] Speaker A: Well, he looks like. Like, you know, he likes him. [02:04:26] Speaker B: Doc, if you want to see. If you want to know what kind of people I'm into, just look at what. What color my drink is. I would say. I would say maybe the top contestant going to Puerto Rico has the skin tone. Probably the less. [02:04:44] Speaker A: Listen, he loves. He loves his. His non white women. You want to put white women on the list at number 10 that are overrated? [02:04:52] Speaker B: Nah. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. If I really wanted to be toxic, but that's just. It can't. I can't. This, like, I love too much. That is. That is where my heart is. Like Sofia Vergara. [02:05:03] Speaker A: Like, she put pink nipples on. [02:05:05] Speaker B: She is. She. She is surpassed. She has surpassed Megan Good as my celebrity crush. Like, for sure, Megan. And I also don't know if you know. You obviously don't know who Carol G. Is, right? You have no idea. [02:05:17] Speaker A: I have. I have just gotten informed who Carol G. Is about a week or two ago, and someone's like, how don't you know who Carol G. Is? I know who Carol G. Is. Now would you. Would. [02:05:29] Speaker B: I call myself a bad, bad woman? Not a fan. I don't, actually. Some of her songs are great. She's got great music. She's Colombian. I had no idea. She is beautiful. [02:05:40] Speaker A: I tip my cap to her. [02:05:42] Speaker B: Not over. [02:05:43] Speaker A: Not a fan of. [02:05:43] Speaker B: Not overrated in the slightest. [02:05:46] Speaker A: Not in the looks department. [02:05:47] Speaker B: Nope. Nope. Her. Her movie. Her music's good too, dude. She's. She's somebody that, like, pulls and audience. For sure. [02:05:53] Speaker A: Maybe we should do this where we should give you stuff and you can go overrated. Perfectly rated, underrated type thing. [02:06:00] Speaker B: Yes. [02:06:01] Speaker A: Like, that might be a better way to do it than a list of 10. [02:06:04] Speaker B: Yeah. I mean, because it's. [02:06:06] Speaker A: Maybe it's like three. Three things. But we have to fill out this overrated list. So one more thing. You know what? True crime podcast, let's throw that as number 10. We're gonna throw true crime podcasts on the list as overrated. [02:06:20] Speaker B: Why? [02:06:22] Speaker A: Just in general. [02:06:23] Speaker B: Because you feel like not a lot of people really care. [02:06:26] Speaker A: I think that there's a ton of them. I think that. I think you're stupid to go into a saturated market like that. I think that everyone's doing it, so it's tough to be new. I am also now announcing my podcast with Mark Lewis called Name to be Determined, that we are doing a true crime podcast. But True crime podcast, I are overrated in general. [02:06:49] Speaker B: I don't listen to them. [02:06:50] Speaker A: So. So I think that white women listen to them. I think women love true crime podcasts because they're sick mentally. [02:06:58] Speaker B: I mean, I have another very good point based off of that of. Off of women. I'm so happy. This, like, my last point. But we got to make sure that we finish this list. [02:07:06] Speaker A: That is. That's number 10. [02:07:08] Speaker B: That was it. [02:07:08] Speaker A: Yeah. True crime process. [02:07:09] Speaker B: Say all. Everything again just so. [02:07:11] Speaker A: Breakfast, Chapstick. Q tip. Gentle parenting. [02:07:17] Speaker B: Avocados. [02:07:18] Speaker A: Women in general. Avocados. Hummus. Blts. Espresso. Espresso Martinis and Bloody Marys and true crime podcasts. [02:07:31] Speaker B: Yep. Yeah, fuck it, Leave it. Yeah, that's our first version. If we need an updated version or someone sends the comment after that. [02:07:38] Speaker A: Yeah, let's tell us what we'll. Tell us what we. [02:07:40] Speaker B: That's what we missed. But for the majority, that's what we're going to rock with as most overrated stuff. Yeah, I can't think off the top of my head what else would really be overrated? Like when it's not food related. [02:07:56] Speaker A: There's so much stuff that's overrated. Like basically anything my wife wants me to do is overrated. Like, how about the outlets? The outlets are overrated. Take off true crime podcast. The outlets are overrated. [02:08:07] Speaker B: No, I can't. [02:08:08] Speaker A: A thousand percent they're overrated. [02:08:10] Speaker B: I can't agree with you. I can't agree. [02:08:11] Speaker A: You. You don't even get a deal. They fake. They fake. Put the price up and say it's $120 and then it's really 60. No, it was Ben 60 the whole time. You don't even get a deal. And then you got to go into, why am I going to Kenny Bunkport to go to the outlets? Why am I going up here to Kitty Remain to go to the outlets? Imagine you spend a day going to the outlets. It makes no sense. I don't get the hype with the outlets. It does. You don't get a deal. Don't get a deal. [02:08:38] Speaker B: I did. [02:08:39] Speaker A: I'd rather ran my dick into a fucking outlet than go to the outlets. I swear to God, when my wife says that, I just change the subject. Like, if we're away on vacation near an outlet anywhere, like, for some reason they're pussies. They sense where an outlet is. In 30 minutes they go this outlets. [02:08:54] Speaker B: I totally get. [02:08:55] Speaker A: They start like pulsating. [02:08:56] Speaker B: Women want to like. Women want to like, fucking, like exploit an outlet. I totally get it. And mind you, this past winter I did make a journey to the rent the mullets. Okay. First time ever. I'll always be forever thankful for the Renthum outlets. [02:09:14] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. Yeah. Stupid gingham chain. We get it. And you paid full price for it. [02:09:19] Speaker B: Yes, I did. [02:09:20] Speaker A: Yeah, that's my point. Yeah, you did. You paid full price for it. Yes, yes, that's my point. They try to make it seem like it's a deal to get you there. [02:09:28] Speaker B: That's mad funny. Yeah. [02:09:30] Speaker A: You paid full price for that. [02:09:31] Speaker B: I paid full 160. [02:09:33] Speaker A: Yeah. 160 for it. Yeah. [02:09:34] Speaker B: Facts. That's why we went into a painting place and this girl wanted fucking three different pictures for a kitchen. She's like, I want it for the wall. All right, cool. And I'm like, hey, bud, can I ask you a question? How much for all these pictures? He's like. He's like, well, usually all three of them together are 1,000, but I'll give it to you for 900. I'm like, oh, so you're just going to take $35 off each one. Nice. [02:10:00] Speaker A: What paint is worth that? [02:10:01] Speaker B: I said, all right, I'm going to get out of here. That I'm out. [02:10:05] Speaker A: Put paintings on the list too. Art, yes. [02:10:08] Speaker B: No, not art. Paintings. [02:10:11] Speaker A: Paintings. Any type of art. [02:10:12] Speaker B: Dude, I get jazzed up when I see some sick marvel or give me a print that people need is sick print. [02:10:20] Speaker A: But you know who actually makes actually cool. And she like, she's made stuff for Tommy Garino. Is that girl Meg Vean or something. [02:10:34] Speaker B: Meg the Stallion. [02:10:36] Speaker A: No, she's a girl. She's. She's like a local. [02:10:38] Speaker B: A lot of people would say make the Stallion's over. [02:10:39] Speaker A: And she does. Like, Meg the Stallion is overrated. [02:10:43] Speaker B: She should be on the list. On. [02:10:45] Speaker A: I mean, we could have put. We could just do music overrated and just do that. [02:10:48] Speaker B: We could do today's music is overrated Facts. [02:10:52] Speaker A: I mean, that's. That's why I said Bad Bunny sucks. This is what I say. What? [02:10:55] Speaker B: That's. That's just false. [02:10:57] Speaker A: Dude, do me a favor. Go listen to. To Twins by Big Pun and tell me the rap is nowadays don't suck. Go listen to that song. [02:11:07] Speaker B: No. No one's. No one's. No one's denying that. [02:11:10] Speaker A: No, you guys are. You are all denying it. No one's. Yes, you're dying. [02:11:13] Speaker B: Everybody says. Everybody says that like from my. From my age range. That the music that we grew up on early 2000s, 2000. 2000s. Unbelievable music. Like from probably from 1990 to 2010. 2000 it. We'll give it 2015. That was some solid ass music, bro. I'm so happy to grow up on that music. Like, so happy. [02:11:43] Speaker A: Yeah, we had a good run and it's over and you're never gonna get it back. Just be happy. You could have been born in 3 billion years is you weren't born with the dinosaurs. You were born in an era where you heard that music and you got to see the Red Sox, Patriots, Celtics, Bruins run. Like, just think how lucky we were on both of those facets. [02:12:02] Speaker B: Crazy, bro. [02:12:03] Speaker A: So if we never get it back, we never win another title. It is what it is. We already seen it. [02:12:09] Speaker B: But update. We're going to throw Meg the Stallion on the list. [02:12:14] Speaker A: You want to throw her on the list? What do you want to take off? [02:12:18] Speaker B: Take off? No, leave blts for sure. [02:12:23] Speaker A: Let's take either hummus or avocados off. [02:12:26] Speaker B: Take hummus off, hummus off. [02:12:27] Speaker A: Take the stallion. [02:12:28] Speaker B: Meg. The stallions in. [02:12:29] Speaker A: Why. Why do you feel like she's overrated? Because you. [02:12:31] Speaker B: I feel like a lot of people are like just all set with, you know. [02:12:35] Speaker A: I thought you were madly in love with her. What about Cardi B? She's. [02:12:37] Speaker B: I was. I'm still cool with Meg the stallion. I'm just saying I got to put. I got to put personal bias aside. This isn't a personal list. You know, I mean this is a general. Right. Isn't this a general overrated list? [02:12:49] Speaker A: I think Cardi B is pretty overrated. I think there's a lot of people overrated on this on and just in life. [02:12:54] Speaker B: Yeah, but I'm just. [02:12:55] Speaker A: Teachers, teaches. They're overrated. We know therapists are overrated. These could all be honorable mentions. Therapists are definitely overrated. [02:13:03] Speaker B: You know, therapists low key could kind of get on that list. It's the 10. If it's a 10 list. Somewhere between 7 and 10. 8 and 10 probably. We were like impulsively just doing that list and I didn't really think about it. I should have definitely said therapist. But I don't. I. It's tough for that me to say it because. [02:13:21] Speaker A: Overpaid. They're on the overpaid list. Yeah, but we'll make it overpaid next time. [02:13:27] Speaker B: Yes, yes. Facts. I don't even know what we'd need like some prices for that style therapist number one. 1:1 consensus. [02:13:35] Speaker A: 1:1. I mean I don't really have. I mean I have much else but we could just go into a. [02:13:41] Speaker B: This is the last thing that I'll say because we talked about this last night on Xbox. So females that have a problem with guys that game. I just truly think that it's really comes from a jealous standpoint. [02:13:55] Speaker A: Yes. [02:13:55] Speaker B: Because if women had the same ability that the men do for every night they meet up and that they meet in the same room. Technically. Right. Technology wise. Like virtually and just shoot the shit. Woman would love it 75,000 times more than guys do. Okay, let's just break that down. We don't get. It's. It's tough nowadays for everyone to get in the same room. But you know what? When like seven, eight o' clock comes around and everyone's back home from work and no one's really doing much and you hopping on the Xbox party and everyone's just shooting the shit banter, talking stories. Someone drops a topic like what Al just did and it just keeps, keeps going for the next four or five hours. That's great. That's unreal camaraderie. You can never duplicate that or get that back. Woman would do that until the fucking sun comes up. If four or five girls could fucking find the time to get on something and they could all just kind of meet in the same room. But they have to have like book club, right? You gotta have like book club or like run club, all these weird clubs, right? To in order to do that. [02:15:02] Speaker A: No, no, this is the problem. [02:15:04] Speaker B: If you had the ability to handle something like an Xbox party for a woman, even though there's girls that game and just do the same shit, but like those girls can look past that they are female and that they game, it's like there's nothing wrong with that at all. [02:15:19] Speaker A: But like, speaking of that, the clip girl is a gamer. So we'll put that out there just for you. [02:15:24] Speaker B: Second of all, I wish you didn't tell me that. [02:15:27] Speaker A: Second of all, right, this is the problem with women. And this is an unbiased opinion. [02:15:33] Speaker B: Do you understand my standpoint though? Do you agree? [02:15:35] Speaker A: Yes. This is what I'm saying, okay? Women, this is the problem. Women don't like to see men happier than them. So they do have a resentment towards you having hobbies. That's my honest opinion. So instead of a woman going to get in a hobby, they'd rather shit on you for doing your hobby. That's how I honestly feel. I feel like that they, deep down, they are jealous of the fact that you have a hobby. Now, granted. So whether that be anything, whether it be fucking video games, golf, bowling, any type of like fucking activity night or like, all right, you play softball on Friday night. The that's why it had to become a co ed league. Because I guarantee some wife was jealous at some point that she couldn't play on Friday night. She didn't, you know, the music was playing, all the beers were flowing. She was like, okay, this is guys time. Let's make it a co ed league. Yeah, that's why that shit happens, right? All of a sudden everything has to become co ed leaks. Women for some reason don't have hobbies like men do. They don't care, okay? They'll go to their paint night once in a blue moon. They'll go hang out with their girls once in a while. They don't consider that A hobby. They consider it, okay, you're allowed to golf for six hours. You are allowed to. You can game every night for six hours. What do I get? It's always transactional. [02:16:47] Speaker B: Right? [02:16:48] Speaker A: You know what I mean? So that's. That's the problem with women. That's why they're on my overrated list, obviously. And I love my wife. And also I know that some things do get her jacked up where she's like, you got all these hobbies. I'm like, not really. I mean, coaching ain't a hobby. [02:17:04] Speaker B: That's not. That is not a hobby. [02:17:05] Speaker A: If there was one person on. On this planet that could actually coach that was in the league, I would let that happen. I would gladly step away. I cannot wait till my kids in high school and in actual programs where, like, I could trust the coach hands off. I will just be screaming to hustle from outside the lines. You know what I mean? [02:17:27] Speaker B: It's so much less stress, dude. [02:17:29] Speaker A: Way less stress. This is not a hobby. I do not enjoy doing it. [02:17:34] Speaker B: I like that point that you made, though, though, that, like, it does build a resentment that, like, when men have, like, multiple things to do that keep them happy and, like, women don't, that's like, what's gonna get them to get pissed off because they don't have this. [02:17:45] Speaker A: I would never care if. I would never care. Any man would never care if you were like, hey, you know, I'm going to do yoga four days a week. [02:17:54] Speaker B: Well, that. See, that was the thing. That was Whatever. That was the thing. I. You don't value time the same as me. No, I do. I do. Like, that's. [02:18:02] Speaker A: This is a common. [02:18:03] Speaker B: This is a common fight that is so subjective. Like, am I using that right? That word, right? Yes, it's. It really is. [02:18:12] Speaker A: You. [02:18:12] Speaker B: That's what you think, because you don't have that many hobbies. So, like, in the winter, like, when I want to golf, like, Wednesday nights, like, it's with all the people that I went to high school with that we just shoot the shit. We're there for three hours. We're at a bay. Like, that's what I'm saying. Like, that's why I can't wait. Coming up, like, hopefully you accept my teammate invitation. Like, you'll have a fucking blast, bro. It is. Is so fun. Everyone's just shooting the shit, hitting golf balls for three hours. And it's every other Wednesday night. It's unbelievable. [02:18:42] Speaker A: Well, every two weeks. That's not even a hobby. No, that's like a fucking but it's a commitment. Yeah, it's a commitment. [02:18:48] Speaker B: So where, so you know where you touch the line. Same thing with the Xbox thing. Just because there's a title on it. If girls could all get on the same video call, voice call, which you all can, you absolutely have the ability to do it. You just choose not to. [02:19:03] Speaker A: For what? [02:19:03] Speaker B: Whatever reason, but then want to have a problem when. When a guy wants to do it. Now listen, I could totally see where it could be a problem. Oh, we're supposed to go out tonight. Oh, I. I'm gaming with the boys. Facts, that's ass. But when it's in the middle of the week and when, like I have time after work and like you're on your way, going to bed and I'm on Xbox for the next three hours, like, why are you upset about that? [02:19:25] Speaker A: I think the girls, they just make a big deal over things and like, instead of just going to train with their friends, like, you could legitimately, you could legitimately go over your friend's house and just chill in the backyard, sit on a lawn chair and be like, okay, I'm having a beer with my friend. They can't do that. Everything has to be this big drawn out thing. It has to be some activity of some thing. Paint night, all this. We're gonna do this. We're gonna do this. We're gonna go here, we're gonna go here where a guy can just chill. So they got no chill. Women, they got no chill. So then I get mad at you for chilling. So, like the way you relax is just chilling, you know, playing video games, they don't got that in them. They don't have chill. [02:19:58] Speaker B: That. Yeah, I guess. I don't know. I don't know if it has to do with like a chemical thing in the body, but like, they're just different. Oh, you like to just go home and play video games after work? Yeah, I would 17,000 times rather do that than have a drink. [02:20:16] Speaker A: And. And it doesn't mean, like, it doesn't mean that you don't want to hang out with your wife. Like, that's not what it means. You don't want to hang out with your girl. Like, it doesn't mean you make time. [02:20:27] Speaker B: It. [02:20:27] Speaker A: That's not what it means. They don't. It's not like people take it as like an insult to them. Girls take it as an insult. Like you, oh, you don't want to spend time with me, right? [02:20:35] Speaker B: Like, you're choosing a game on me. [02:20:37] Speaker A: No, that's not at all what it is. Grab a stick. Grab the sticks with Nico. Grab the sticks. Go in the other room. [02:20:43] Speaker B: You could again, once again, if woman had the ability or the guts to absolutely go and do it. They. It's there. Xbox is not made just for men. There's plenty of game models, girls out there that fucking do their own thing. I'm sure they have a fucking blast. Because I bet you their social life is so much more. I bet you those. Those women are so much more low maintenance. I would say that there's so much more low maintenance just because they get that, they get that fixation, they get that, they get that energy out. They don't have to worry about kind of competing with a man. Like you just said, like for a hobby, for like a. For like a fun time. [02:21:19] Speaker A: So everyone winds down in different ways. [02:21:21] Speaker B: Everyone does. You go, some people. [02:21:22] Speaker A: People watch Love island and Drink Cabinet Savon. Some people, you know, play video games. That's the difference, you know. How do I wind down? I wind down by getting people wound up. That's what I do. Like that. Like I like that. Only time I relax, people jacked up. [02:21:40] Speaker B: Okay, chat. That makes zero sense. [02:21:43] Speaker A: How's it not? Cuz I wind down by getting people. [02:21:47] Speaker B: That's not usually. [02:21:49] Speaker A: Oh, well, it doesn't affect me. [02:21:50] Speaker B: I was watching a pretty good movie. I know this is totally off. God. I was watching a pretty good. Have you ever seen the man from Uncle. [02:21:58] Speaker A: Yes, I believe. I believe I have. [02:21:59] Speaker B: With Henry Cavill on Netflix. [02:22:01] Speaker A: Yes, yes. [02:22:01] Speaker B: The guy Richie. [02:22:02] Speaker A: I think it's a remake. [02:22:04] Speaker B: I'm sure it is. I'm pretty sure back in the day that one guy that did all those roles played that guy because I think that they showed. Actually, I'm pretty sure now that you. [02:22:13] Speaker A: Said that like an old golden eye guy. [02:22:15] Speaker B: Yes, yes, yes, yes. [02:22:16] Speaker A: Bro, bro. [02:22:18] Speaker B: The guy that played James Bond. I swear to God. Played the thing. [02:22:21] Speaker A: Oh, it was a TV series. [02:22:22] Speaker B: Okay. [02:22:25] Speaker A: 2015. Yeah, I believe I did. [02:22:26] Speaker B: What it get for a score? [02:22:29] Speaker A: Can you guess? [02:22:30] Speaker B: 6.7. [02:22:32] Speaker A: Well, okay, you want to do that. [02:22:33] Speaker B: Or you want to do like imbd? [02:22:34] Speaker A: No, do Rotten Tomato Audience score. Because it's the only score that matters. [02:22:40] Speaker B: Oh yeah. [02:22:41] Speaker A: Of 178. 73. It's a solid movie. Listen, you see a 70s movie. That's a great movie. [02:22:49] Speaker B: No, it's a good dude. I want to. I want to finish watching. It was honestly a good movie. It was. It's. It's actually a very good movie. [02:22:56] Speaker A: Oh, Amy Ham is in it. He's the one that like. Like the taste of Flesh or something like that. [02:23:01] Speaker B: What? [02:23:02] Speaker A: Yeah. Ami Hammer. You never heard that? [02:23:03] Speaker B: Oh, that's the. All right, so bas. So Ami Hammer is a. A is a Russian op, and Henry Cavill is an American op, and they have to work together to take somebody. [02:23:13] Speaker A: I've definitely 100 seen this movie. [02:23:15] Speaker B: I haven't finished watching it. I fell asleep to it last night. [02:23:18] Speaker A: I've essentially watched every action movie known to man. They're the best movies. [02:23:20] Speaker B: You haven't watched a lot of movies there is. [02:23:23] Speaker A: There's a movie that's out now that I just saw. I think it's got, like, John Cena in it that's on like, Amazon Prime. It's called. [02:23:30] Speaker B: Idris Alber and Him that. [02:23:32] Speaker A: Tell me that ain't a couple you want to see. Dude, that. Like that too. Like that. They're like a dual. Dude. [02:23:38] Speaker B: I got watch that yesterday and I. [02:23:41] Speaker A: Was like, oh, my God, I'm ready to fall asleep. I don't want to start this. [02:23:44] Speaker B: I might watch this tonight. That's a good. That's a good call because I was watching the Accountant too, which is also. You gotta get. Did you watch that yet? [02:23:53] Speaker A: No, I gotta watch that too. Those two movies I saw, I actually. They were like back to back on. Like. [02:23:57] Speaker B: I also. [02:23:57] Speaker A: I'm like, how have I not seen these two movies? [02:23:59] Speaker B: I also gotta go and see Jurassic park just came out, so I gotta do a. [02:24:04] Speaker A: Come saw it. Great. It's a. It's a great addition. I don't care what anyone says. I saw it on the day came out. You brought my kid and my nephew. [02:24:13] Speaker B: You. I would have. [02:24:14] Speaker A: It was unreal. [02:24:15] Speaker B: Okay. [02:24:16] Speaker A: Unreal. [02:24:17] Speaker B: Damn. [02:24:17] Speaker A: Well, okay. [02:24:18] Speaker B: All right. So I gotta go see that in Superman just came out today. I'm interested. [02:24:22] Speaker A: I'm sure. Is a great actor. Mahasha Ali, Mala Hasha. [02:24:28] Speaker B: Doesn't he die? [02:24:30] Speaker A: I'm not getting into nothing. [02:24:31] Speaker B: Okay, if you're not getting into nothing, you see the. Did you see the latest final Mission Impossible? [02:24:36] Speaker A: Yes. [02:24:37] Speaker B: You seen the final one? The newest one? The newest Mission Impossible? [02:24:40] Speaker A: Yes, I saw it. [02:24:41] Speaker B: Part two of Day of Reckoning. [02:24:42] Speaker A: Part two of Day of Reckoning. [02:24:44] Speaker B: You called it. [02:24:45] Speaker A: I always call it. [02:24:46] Speaker B: You called it. [02:24:47] Speaker A: What did I say? [02:24:48] Speaker B: You said Luther would die. [02:24:50] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. I knew that was happening. I called it. I always call it. [02:24:53] Speaker B: You said he would die. And he died. And he died. It was in a. That was another great movie. [02:24:57] Speaker A: Great movie. [02:24:58] Speaker B: Holy. I didn't. At one point, I was like, dude, this movie probably could ended 30 minutes ago, but like, there's just so much going on. Like, dude, like, when they're in the. [02:25:07] Speaker A: Russian Siberia house, I don't ever want them to end. If you made a six hour Mission Impossible movie, I'd fucking watch. [02:25:12] Speaker B: So I didn't know. I didn't know Netflix has, like, now just added all. Miss. I watched all Mission Impossibles. All of them? [02:25:18] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. [02:25:19] Speaker B: Except for one and two, because, like, those are, like, very old. But three, like, when Jeremy Renner comes in three, four, five. [02:25:27] Speaker A: There's a reason why they make so many of them. It's like Final Destination. We just went through the whole Final Destination. [02:25:32] Speaker B: Still wants to make more. [02:25:33] Speaker A: Yeah, they should. [02:25:34] Speaker B: He's. He's like, we can make it bigger. We can make it better. I'm like, essentially, he could kill off. [02:25:38] Speaker A: Every character in that thing. As long as Tom Cruise is alive, they should fucking push him out. [02:25:42] Speaker B: As long as Ethan Hunt is alive, still alive, and chooses to accept this mission. [02:25:47] Speaker A: Yes. I mean, the world's at stake. He has to accept it. [02:25:51] Speaker B: Bro, but, like, how crazy was that submarine scene, dude, where he's fucking like, I don't even know, like, how you get the opportunity of, like, videotape that. I don't get it, bro. Like, there's so much going on. [02:26:08] Speaker A: Is it cgi? Is it real? Do they have a submarine? [02:26:10] Speaker B: Yes, bro. No, that's real. They built that so they could do that scene. You have to watch behind the scenes. [02:26:16] Speaker A: See, I didn't watch that. Okay. [02:26:18] Speaker B: They built a thing where he has to go down. It's basically like. So what it would look like is, like, if you cut a torpedo, like. [02:26:24] Speaker A: A siren in half. [02:26:25] Speaker B: Yes, bro. It's all down. [02:26:26] Speaker A: Remember the size silo from goldeneye? No, that episode, you know, you don't. What do you mean? You don't remember the goldeneye silo? Like, in the video game? [02:26:34] Speaker B: I don't even know what a silo is. [02:26:36] Speaker A: It's the, like, the round thing that goes all the way up. [02:26:39] Speaker B: I remember the final mission is, like, up in the sky on a skyscraper, like on. [02:26:43] Speaker A: On Silo Marco. You would legitimately. Marco would lose his mind that you don't know what the. The silo is. [02:26:50] Speaker B: Show me a pitch, dude. [02:26:52] Speaker A: Stop being a therapist silo, dude. From goldeneye. [02:26:55] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. With the rocket in the middle. [02:26:58] Speaker A: Yes, the silo. [02:27:00] Speaker B: Yes. [02:27:00] Speaker A: Okay, you remember that one? [02:27:02] Speaker B: Okay, you remember the final mission, though, when you're, like, up all the way. [02:27:06] Speaker A: I'm. I am bad at the stuff. My favorite mission was in the snow in Russia. Like, that's My favorite mission. I remember that being my favorite mission. When you're in the snow and you're all white. Yeah. [02:27:16] Speaker B: You're wearing all. You're wearing all white. Yeah, yeah. Golden eye. Golden eye. They have it on Xbox. [02:27:22] Speaker A: I actually got lost one day. Listen to Mark Lewis play it on. On Twitch. He. But he put on an old golden eye and I was like, wait, final episode. First of all, he sucks. Second of all is I was lost. I just could. I think I could watch that all day, which is crazy to think about. [02:27:41] Speaker B: You're up in the sky. [02:27:43] Speaker A: Oh, yes, yes. [02:27:45] Speaker B: Running around. You're running around on the. On the crate. Up. Up top. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. [02:27:50] Speaker A: It's like that. At that. [02:27:52] Speaker B: Look at that. [02:27:53] Speaker A: It's a great game. Does it hold weight? I mean, watching Mark Lewis played on Twitch. I think it does hold weight. It could be a huge nostalgia portion of it, but it was great. [02:28:04] Speaker B: Like everything like the. That, that shit like around you, like that was like your health and stuff. [02:28:08] Speaker A: The bar people don't get. Like, you didn't have first person shooters essentially until that game. [02:28:14] Speaker B: Oh, really? [02:28:15] Speaker A: I think that was the first. First push, first first person shooter. [02:28:19] Speaker B: Great game. That's the problem with today to another thing. We don't have to like, get into it because we're going on. We're going on two and a half hours, but beasts. We can get into it. [02:28:28] Speaker A: I have half a list. I didn't even get into it. Be awesome. [02:28:31] Speaker B: Save that fucking. It's a shame not more movies get recreated as video games because of. Because of money. All because of money. It's all because of money. Marvel, Marvel, like, thank God they came up with Marvel Rivals. That. That was a good game. The Marvel game that they did, they came out with like six, seven years ago. Like, it was right in the prime of, like it was right before or right after Infinity War and right. And right before end game. Like, okay, all right. You can't get the voice of everybody naturally. Sure. There is one thing that you can absolutely fucking credit PlayStation for. They do not hold back on those Spider man games. They are fucking the tits and they make sure that they keep making them. And Xbox. I don't know, man. We got nothing. We got nothing. We got fucking. We got junk. [02:29:22] Speaker A: Junk. [02:29:23] Speaker B: We got junk. [02:29:24] Speaker A: Actually, you know what? There is one thing I have to bring up. We could talk on a very brief. It doesn't have to be this long thing. The floods, these floods in Texas, did you see them? It's like 150 people were missing 100 people have died. That's basically like 15. Okay. So essentially this is what happened. [02:29:39] Speaker B: Drowning is fucking. [02:29:40] Speaker A: I think 12 inches fell down down in 15 minutes of, of rain was a huge torrential downpours. Like an absurd amount of rain. Right. They're saying that Niagara falls flows at 65. So basically the rivers overflowed and they gave flash flood warnings that this could happen. Not everyone got it. There was some camp like, like seated the old camp, something like that that people stayed overnight and like a bunch of these kids end up dying because they didn't, they didn't here all the shit. But it's like an absurd amount of rain in a short period of time. Rose the rivers and Niagara falls flows at 65 billion gallons a day flow through Niagara Falls. So picture that this was 120 billion gallons. So it's two times the pressure of Niagara Falls now, right. Now if I got an alert on my phone that said flash flooding, I would laugh it off. I would laugh it off. I wouldn't even think it was a thing you had a worry about. [02:30:37] Speaker B: I would too. Reason being is because they there's no roof over us. Well, there is here. Like if I stand out on the street, there's no roof over me. So my reality is I'm going to be able to tread water as high up as it fucking goes. [02:30:50] Speaker A: That's my dead. [02:30:51] Speaker B: It can go as high up as the fucking house. It can go as high up as the fucking house. I do not care. I'm going to tread water now. [02:30:58] Speaker A: But it's a vicious current. I think that's what the problem is. [02:31:01] Speaker B: It's the currents. [02:31:02] Speaker A: The currents are blasting you into shit too. Like moving objects. Is it like a fast. Let's say you're on Niagara Falls Falls and you just hit a tree. Now you lock now your lights out and now you're dead. [02:31:12] Speaker B: I, I get, I. I can see how it happens. I can see how I can see how it happened. Right. And you don't like think about like polls, street signs? [02:31:20] Speaker A: Yes. [02:31:20] Speaker B: Like, you know, I think that's how you go into a stop sign the wrong way. That could cut your leg up pretty bad. [02:31:25] Speaker A: Oh yeah. [02:31:25] Speaker B: You know, like that. [02:31:26] Speaker A: I think that's how it works. [02:31:27] Speaker B: But like it's worse down there because there's a lot of things that could also get like think about if Louisiana, right? Or like Hurricane Katrina. Dude, do you know where I would be tripping? I'd be tripping if there's like gators in the water. [02:31:43] Speaker A: That's what I'M saying. So yeah, there is animals that probably come in. You know what I mean? Like, think about that. I know what. Yeah, what? But they got to be getting up too. Like, I mean, think about how fast that current's moving. [02:31:55] Speaker B: Here we. It wouldn't be that bad. But here like we wouldn't like. [02:31:59] Speaker A: Yeah, maybe you'll have a tuna. Imagine a tuna fucking floating down the street. A 400 pound tuna. [02:32:04] Speaker B: That's no. That's no joke. That's worse. [02:32:06] Speaker A: I probably ride the tuna. [02:32:07] Speaker B: I would be scared lifeless. [02:32:11] Speaker A: You'd be lifeless? [02:32:12] Speaker B: No, like scared shitless. [02:32:14] Speaker A: Speaking of lifeless. There was. So we actually had flooding, right? 93 flooded this week. Did you see? Did you hear about that? Yesterday. Yesterday it was. We had that stupid rainstorm. [02:32:25] Speaker B: Yeah, we. Some hard rain the past few days. [02:32:27] Speaker A: It flooded and like this place dry. [02:32:30] Speaker B: Than a nun's.93 was like a foot. [02:32:32] Speaker A: Of water or something like that. So they couldn't. So cars were getting stuck. They had to carry some old guy out of a car. Which I thought was like really funny because they're like three. Three guys are like walking. And the guy didn't even seem that bad. Like he almost seemed like he was aggravated that he was getting carried out of this car. [02:32:47] Speaker B: Okay. [02:32:47] Speaker A: And he's just like, I'm like, that would be the day. Like, I would rather die than get carried out by like three men. Like for three men to carry me out when I clearly, you know, I'm too old to walk in 8 inches of water. Just let me die. That's probably what I have said. Like I would probably been there. Like Shook Knight just said. Tupac said when he got shot, he was just like, kill me now. Like shoot me. I. I don't want to live. That's what sug Nature said. That's what I would say. Stuck in that water. Like, you can't do that. It also reminds me of when we were younger. Do you remember when Justin's father got stuck in the water? No, Justin's. Justin's father. There was some torrential downpours like by Justin's father's house and so similar situation. Like a foot of water. They like brought like canoes out and to start saving some of the people. It was like a crazy thing. And he was on the paper. He like fell over and they were like trying to get him into the canoe. Then he was up in the canoe and he's like, I'm pretty sure he was in the papers. Like, I gotta try to see if I can find this article. It did make me respect him a little bit less because he was always this, like, you know, this strong character that you'd see, like this big dude, and I was just like, wow. He just had to get carried out of the water. Like, he could have just swam. [02:33:58] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. You lose. [02:33:59] Speaker A: You know what I mean? Like, but so I would say, like, now they're. I'm gonna take flash flood seriously. I have never taken them seriously in my entire life. Now I might have to take it a little serious because if I was. And you know what? [02:34:11] Speaker B: I guess flash flood, though. [02:34:13] Speaker A: I guess I guess I respect Justin's father more now, looking at all this. Because if it's that crazy where, like, you can't move in the thing. I don't know. I've never been a flash flood. [02:34:23] Speaker B: That's a lot of water. [02:34:24] Speaker A: I just think, okay, at water country, it ain't that bad. In water country, it's like. That's fun. Yeah, that's what I would assume it is, right? [02:34:31] Speaker B: You think just like, a flash flood's gonna be like a big lazy river? [02:34:34] Speaker A: Yeah, like a lazy river. [02:34:35] Speaker B: It's actually not. It's literally a death trap. It's a trap game. [02:34:39] Speaker A: It's. [02:34:40] Speaker B: That's what it is. You think, like, waters. Water's your friend. No. [02:34:45] Speaker A: Yeah. So I guess it's. You gotta take it serious. But I can see why people, like, I would never think, like, a flash flood could even kill people. That's extremely naive of me, but, Yeah. I mean, 100 people died. [02:34:55] Speaker B: That's a lot. That's a good amount. But when you look at flash flood. [02:34:58] Speaker A: Texas, when you look at the water, dude, like, how much water came through? Like, 125 billion gallons of water. [02:35:05] Speaker B: I can't see this, bro. I feel like you. [02:35:07] Speaker A: I'm not. I have it saved, too. Watch out. You want me to save the Texas. [02:35:11] Speaker B: Oh, Texas flood. [02:35:12] Speaker A: Dude, if you look at the videos, it really is insane. [02:35:14] Speaker B: Oh, wow. Look at this. This took out a bridge. How the fuck did this. [02:35:19] Speaker A: It flows at, like, an absurd rate. [02:35:22] Speaker B: President Trump. Everybody needs to fucking hold on. Texas floods latest Trump. Trump arrives to survey disaster that killed 121 people, including Camp mystic kids and staff. Oh, my God. What is the fucking insurance policy? Love that, Al. [02:35:46] Speaker A: Dude, I. I don't. I don't. I will get the number at some point, but I would say estimates have to be, like, in the billions. It has to be. Unless it's all. I really wish I could find. I'm trying to look at this article of Justin's dad, dude. And maybe I imagine if I just dreamed this up and this didn't actually happen, I'm pretty sure it happened. I wish he was here, for he was in like a canoe on the. On the picture of the Revere Journal. [02:36:23] Speaker B: Dick, what are you looking at? Dick Eastland, the owner of camp mystic, where 27 died in last week's flash flood. Had warned. Had warned for decades about the. Had warned for decades about the dangers of flooding from the Guadalupe River. He died last Friday while trying to save young campers. [02:36:45] Speaker A: Oh, he died too, Dickies. Yeah, I guess. I guess it is a. It's an issue, I guess, near lakes and stuff. [02:36:53] Speaker B: More recently, he served on a board that supports development of improved warnings along the river. Once his pregnant wife had to be airlifted to the air hospital after ride, rising waters cut off the camp. [02:37:07] Speaker A: All right, so this is just something like, we're not used to this shit. Like, I get it. Like we're by the sea. That's why I wouldn't want to live anywhere else but here. I know it sucks, dude. Like the prices, everything that you fucking got to do in the grand scheme of things, we don't got to deal with that much. Granted, we don't have the best weather all year round, but you go to like, Florida, you get shitty ass bugs. You know what I mean? You got to deal with bugs. You got to deal with alligators, hurricanes, you got to deal with all that. You go to Texas, you got to deal with land things. You got to deal with tornadoes. If you think about it, we have. And we got the best food in the fucking planet. Northeast. So it's like, why would I want to move anywhere else? [02:37:41] Speaker B: I totally agree with you. It's like, oh, yeah, it's a trade else and go somewhere else. You know, fucking Texas. Like, Al just said Texas. Here California is. Get fucking wildfires and earthquakes, dog. Like, I want no part of that. Like, I do not want to be even near that now. Like, we. We get everything over here on like a. On like a service platter kind of say, like manageable. Like we can manage these risks. Like, it was fudgeing crazy that like 10 years ago probably now, there was a tornado that ran fudgeing down the main street of where, like most northeast people know Broadway. Like, it literally went from one edge to the other edge and then stopped. So it's like, oh, yeah, I just went back up. It's like, wow. [02:38:27] Speaker A: Hit Maserato and then went back up. [02:38:29] Speaker B: We never know. We never, like, we get everything in spurts Same thing. The worst thing that we get. Get a plethora of will always be, I believe snow. That is where we get it. [02:38:38] Speaker A: No one's dying from snow. [02:38:41] Speaker B: Right? Besides homeless people. But do they though? [02:38:45] Speaker A: They just. I think they just send out the. [02:38:46] Speaker B: Buses and to be honest, if I was a homeless person, I'd build my own igloo. You'd be fine. You'd be warm. [02:38:53] Speaker A: You'd be definitely fine. But that is exactly how you wanted to die, though, right? You wanted to go freeze to death. Yeah. You wanted to go. Go into a snowbank. That's what you said. Do you know right before you die when you freeze to death that you actually feel crazy warm? [02:39:06] Speaker B: You feel crazy warm. It's a chemical that, like, leaks through your body. Yeah. [02:39:10] Speaker A: And you, like, get naked and then. That's why a lot of people get found naked when they die of, like, thermia, because you just feel so hot that you, like, strip your clothes and then you die. [02:39:20] Speaker B: Oh, so. [02:39:21] Speaker A: So that's a good way to die. So now your little peck is going to be out. [02:39:24] Speaker B: That's it, dude. [02:39:25] Speaker A: It's gonna be inverted Pekka. That's how you want to die? Me, the turtle head. [02:39:32] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:39:33] Speaker A: Yeah. All right, boys. Yeah. We'll see you guys next week. Go check out. I don't even know what else to check out. [02:39:40] Speaker B: Hey, miserable foot girl. You got plenty coming your way, dude. [02:39:44] Speaker A: Yeah. Oh, yeah. She'll be here all day. We'll get. We'll put them up at some point in the next couple years. We'll start slow playing them. Keep it clean, you fatsucker. [02:39:54] Speaker B: Hell yeah, dude. [02:40:17] Speaker A: Sam.