Ep. 99 | Fat Nurses

[00:00:46] Speaker A: We rolling? [00:00:47] Speaker B: Yeah, we're rolling. We can go. I mean, we can start it up. [00:00:50] Speaker A: How are you? [00:00:51] Speaker B: We're back after two weeks. Life got in the way. Last week. [00:00:55] Speaker A: Life got in the way. Some would say it's all got in the way. Some could say that he's got the. [00:01:01] Speaker B: Gout and he's got a flare up. [00:01:03] Speaker A: It's bad. [00:01:04] Speaker B: And I got the feed pics to prove it. [00:01:06] Speaker A: Oh, it was bad. [00:01:07] Speaker B: I had to send out a few, few of those. Some people venmo me, $5 for every foot pick I had. [00:01:11] Speaker A: His fucking D. Did you get Venmo'd? [00:01:13] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:01:13] Speaker A: Let me see. [00:01:14] Speaker B: Like 25, $30. [00:01:15] Speaker A: That's good. [00:01:16] Speaker B: Like five, six people. [00:01:17] Speaker A: That's not bad. [00:01:19] Speaker B: I didn't get a real bad ones though. They only got the mild case. I couldn't find the bad ones. [00:01:23] Speaker A: Yeah, well, they only sent, uh, like one. [00:01:27] Speaker B: Chrissy wouldn't give me the second one. That was worse. [00:01:29] Speaker A: Why? You should have seen the one. I could have sent you one yesterday. My whole foot. I had to go back to. The doctors put me on steroids. [00:01:38] Speaker B: People have texted me that you've been walking with an exaggerated limp. [00:01:40] Speaker A: Yeah, I've been walking with an exaggerated limp. I haven't been able to put any weight on my fucking. [00:01:44] Speaker B: You came in here and it looked like you got a dick in his ass. [00:01:46] Speaker C: I didn't see Justin move around when I went in on Saturday. [00:01:49] Speaker B: I was, well, he just sits on the fucking steers. [00:01:51] Speaker A: I had to. [00:01:52] Speaker C: He's the stupid kid, never leaves. [00:01:54] Speaker B: That's it. I mean, that's what he does all the time when he's at work now. At least he has a reason. That was good. He sucked it up. I'll give Justin credit. He sucked it up, went to work. For once, I give you credit. [00:02:08] Speaker A: Oh, thank you. [00:02:10] Speaker B: That. Shocked by it, that you're like, you thought something was coming. [00:02:12] Speaker A: Something's always coming. No, I could have banged out too, and like, he would have definitely gave me the day. Even Sunday. He actually set up Sunday, but I didn't know until I got there. I would have gladly taken Sunday. I think working with my shoe on made it worse, to be honest. My whole foot was blown out. I had to go get steroids. [00:02:35] Speaker B: So what's the, what do you do from here? [00:02:37] Speaker A: Uh, it's just, it's, sometimes it happens. My problem is I was just slamming cheeseburgers at work and I think the cake that I made, remember that cake video I made? [00:02:47] Speaker B: Yep. [00:02:48] Speaker A: The gay cake, the suga. [00:02:49] Speaker C: Where is that cake? [00:02:51] Speaker A: That's gone now. Two weeks ago. [00:02:54] Speaker B: That was a long time ago. Nico would still eat it if you still brought it here. Would you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You would have. [00:02:59] Speaker A: He would've. [00:03:00] Speaker C: Why? How long this cake lasts. [00:03:01] Speaker B: I think it has, like, a pretty good shelf life. Especially if you kept it in the fridge, maybe. [00:03:05] Speaker C: Fridge, right? [00:03:06] Speaker B: I think these fucking bakeries, if you look at these bakeries, I bet you they got cakes in there for two, three weeks. [00:03:11] Speaker C: I got. I can almost guarantee that I was a little nervous. I had to buy, I bought chocolate covered strawberries and I always get nervous. I'm like, once they get sweaty, I. [00:03:21] Speaker A: Just wanna eat them. [00:03:22] Speaker C: I'm like, these are in the window. I'm just wondering, like, you guys open probably 30 minutes, go like, are those, like. And of course, like, the woman behind the counter, no business. She's just like a robot. She's just there to man edible arrangements. You can't ask them any questions. Like, nothing. So I was looking at, and it skews me out if things like sitting out or whatever. So I'm obviously just sitting there staring at them. I'm like, I guess I'll just take a dozen strawberries. I didn't ask or anything like that, but the review background is that they were good. I had one I never really had. [00:03:55] Speaker B: Oh, so you bought them for some whore you fucking. [00:03:57] Speaker C: I don't think that you probably should have. [00:03:59] Speaker B: That's how I thought you. I didn't know what he was trying to say. I thought you was Shyna. [00:04:03] Speaker C: Don't address it like that. [00:04:04] Speaker B: I thought you wanted strawberries when you. [00:04:06] Speaker C: Came because people weren't for him. Very nice girl that I'm seeing. [00:04:12] Speaker A: Nobody watches the show. [00:04:13] Speaker C: Yeah, seeing you say that. You say that different ways, bro. Two different ways. I've got. [00:04:21] Speaker B: Fuck. [00:04:22] Speaker A: Nobody watches this show. [00:04:23] Speaker C: Two different ways. I got caught up, bro. Oh, my God. All right, so hopefully she doesn't watch this. But I remember, dude, I remember I was talking about on episode about, like, getting with a booty call, something like that. And the girls like, oh, you referenced me as a booty call. She's like, nah, no, I didn't. The clip literally gets sent to me. I was like, all right. I wasn't talking about you. [00:04:42] Speaker B: Oh, my God. It's a different one. [00:04:44] Speaker C: Oh, my God, dude, that's how mad embarrassed I was. Caught Reddit. I'm like, dude, I got clipped and shipped on my own show, bro. No more of this. [00:04:52] Speaker A: Well, Ian, you have to admit, you were talking about her. [00:04:55] Speaker B: Well, do you know I wasn't. [00:04:56] Speaker C: I was talking. [00:04:56] Speaker A: I know you weren't, but I'm just saying to her, you had to say. Yeah, no, sorry, I didn't mean to say that. [00:05:03] Speaker C: Yeah, like that. I didn't mean to reference you. [00:05:04] Speaker B: Like, unless someone does a podcast, unless someone does a podcast, you don't realize that as soon as you, like, stop recording, you don't remember anything. So I'll get in boxes. They'll be like, oh, I can't believe you said that. And I'm like, I don't even know. [00:05:16] Speaker A: What are you talking. [00:05:17] Speaker C: I thought I've said this to you guys multiple times. After we are done here, I black out, like, whatever. [00:05:22] Speaker A: How many. How many times are we like, okay, we need timestamps. And it's like, well, what do we talk about? [00:05:27] Speaker C: What do we talk about? [00:05:27] Speaker B: Or just, like, a description? [00:05:29] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:05:30] Speaker C: That's why we're all fucked up in that regard, that we should just have a plain piece of paper just with, like, six bullet points, just so we can know, like, roughly maybe what we talked about. But sometimes it doesn't even go by. [00:05:42] Speaker B: I think we could do every episode that basically Al called Niko Gay and Justin a pussy. I think those two things would, like, probably play at some point. [00:05:51] Speaker C: Yeah. During the episode. [00:05:52] Speaker B: During the episode, sure. Make bread hotter. [00:05:56] Speaker A: Make it hot again. Okay. I like that. [00:05:59] Speaker B: They want us pussy ass breads. [00:06:01] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:06:01] Speaker B: That's how the Italians make it. Nice and hard. [00:06:03] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:06:03] Speaker B: Just like my. [00:06:04] Speaker A: I'm not a fan of hot bread. I'm not gonna lie. [00:06:06] Speaker C: I did don't like it that much. [00:06:07] Speaker B: You don't like ciabatta bread? [00:06:08] Speaker A: No, no, no. [00:06:09] Speaker C: I'm a doughy. [00:06:09] Speaker A: Let me correct that. [00:06:10] Speaker C: I'm a doughy dude. [00:06:11] Speaker A: I like hot bread for dipping. If there's oil there, something like that, I'll smash. Hot bread. [00:06:18] Speaker B: Bread. Pretty much what it's made for. [00:06:19] Speaker A: For sandwiches. It's not my favorite. I like soft. I like soft. That's just me. [00:06:25] Speaker B: People like that. [00:06:25] Speaker A: Yeah, but for dark, 100%. Give me hot bread. [00:06:31] Speaker B: That's soft bread. The dunk is ridiculous. [00:06:33] Speaker A: No, you can't do that. It's like, you're soft. [00:06:36] Speaker B: The only soft bread I like on the planet is Texas Frodo's. It was fucking. Oh, it's just so much. [00:06:46] Speaker A: You know who else makes a great one? Is. Is it outback? Yeah, it's Outback. They make a great fucking bread. [00:06:51] Speaker B: Oh, the brown bread. [00:06:52] Speaker A: Brown bread. Yeah. [00:06:53] Speaker B: That is a good bread. [00:06:54] Speaker A: That's so good. [00:06:55] Speaker B: Cheesecake factory is pretty good, but they give you a hot and a soft, kind of. [00:06:58] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:06:58] Speaker B: They give you that hot, give you options. Yeah. [00:07:00] Speaker A: And you get the soft, like pump and nickel. What's that one with the seed? The oat? [00:07:04] Speaker B: Yeah. Honey brown. [00:07:06] Speaker A: Good. That's just as crazy. [00:07:09] Speaker B: All right. [00:07:09] Speaker C: It's not white if it's like. Listen, I do like not white. [00:07:13] Speaker A: It ain't right. [00:07:14] Speaker C: Hold on. [00:07:15] Speaker B: No, he was gonna say. [00:07:16] Speaker A: He was. [00:07:16] Speaker C: I was probably gonna say that. Nah. Where did I have bread? I just. Oh, Scopa has good bread. [00:07:22] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. [00:07:23] Speaker C: Is that your bread? [00:07:24] Speaker B: I don't know. Monica's? I don't know if they get bread. I'm honest. They get pasta. I don't know if they get pasta. Oh, they get pasta. [00:07:31] Speaker C: Okay. That's why I asked. Yeah. [00:07:32] Speaker A: Monica's has really good bread for their sandwiches. I like their bread. [00:07:36] Speaker B: That's on the hotter side. [00:07:37] Speaker C: Yeah, it is. On the hotter side. It is. [00:07:40] Speaker A: They make really good bread. And the bread we used to get before we started making the bread, I. [00:07:45] Speaker C: Think it was always good too, bro. [00:07:47] Speaker A: Bova's was always had good bread. [00:07:49] Speaker B: That was a long time ago. Probably like 25 years ago. [00:07:52] Speaker C: I just tried meters bread literally, the other night. That's all right. That's hard. That's hard. [00:07:57] Speaker B: Meters. [00:07:58] Speaker C: M I d a. M I d. Boston. [00:08:00] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. [00:08:00] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:08:00] Speaker B: Okay. [00:08:01] Speaker C: Yeah. My naki tasted like fucking gumballs. [00:08:04] Speaker A: You're, um. What was I gonna say? I completely just blanked. [00:08:08] Speaker B: I don't know. But you know what? I'm kind of getting a little anxiety here. I got to put my charger on my computer because if the whole thing shuts down. Where's your charger? I gotta go get it. [00:08:16] Speaker C: Oh, which way are you going? [00:08:18] Speaker B: I'm gonna go this way. I'm getting anxiety. [00:08:24] Speaker C: Whoa. [00:08:25] Speaker A: That's all I thought about was my song. [00:08:28] Speaker C: It was your song. Oh, that's funny. Whoa. [00:08:34] Speaker A: I haven't heard that song in a while. [00:08:36] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:08:36] Speaker A: Love drunk punk. [00:08:37] Speaker C: Love drunk punk. [00:08:39] Speaker A: That song's a smash. [00:08:40] Speaker B: Play your music, dude. [00:08:41] Speaker A: Dude, it's crazy. [00:08:43] Speaker C: How fucking ridiculous is that? [00:08:44] Speaker B: It's Justin's fault. [00:08:45] Speaker A: Well, it is my fault because. [00:08:47] Speaker C: What's up, Chris? You want an update? [00:08:50] Speaker A: It's actually good. It's good and bad. [00:08:53] Speaker C: No, I didn't. Stop saying stupid. [00:08:55] Speaker A: He definitely smashed. [00:08:57] Speaker C: Look how I did it. [00:08:57] Speaker A: Look how happy he is. [00:08:58] Speaker C: I'm just happy in general. [00:09:00] Speaker A: I don't have to smash. [00:09:02] Speaker C: Chris respect you scumbags. Great. [00:09:08] Speaker B: Nico went on a date with a. [00:09:09] Speaker C: Girl going away next weekend. [00:09:11] Speaker B: Oh, you're going away? [00:09:12] Speaker A: You're already going away? That's kind of. [00:09:14] Speaker B: Oh, that's a little fucking much. [00:09:16] Speaker A: Dude, you didn't even smash and you're going away together. That's where he's planning on a plus. B is not equal in c. Right now. [00:09:25] Speaker C: Vegas, Arizona, Florida. [00:09:26] Speaker A: What the fuck? [00:09:28] Speaker C: I thought I was going to New Hampshire. No, she's crazy, bro. She's a travel bug. So she's like, hey, can you get next Saturday off, by any chance? And I was just like, yeah, like, no problem. Like, yeah, I could probably get my Saturday night covered. And so she was like, okay, I translate. She had two trips, like, planned, so she canceled one of them. I don't know, I didn't ask why or our house. She was like, all right. I was thinking about doing something Saturday to Tuesday. I'm like, nice. I thought New Hampshire, or like any bunk. [00:09:55] Speaker A: So you have to get Sunday off to your office. [00:09:57] Speaker C: Oh, I'm not on Sundays anymore, so I don't have to worry about. [00:10:00] Speaker A: So you just need to get sadly off. [00:10:01] Speaker C: I got it already off. [00:10:02] Speaker A: And you're going to fucking Vegas. [00:10:03] Speaker C: I don't know what I'm doing. [00:10:05] Speaker A: So you're gonna buy a ticket. [00:10:07] Speaker B: I'm telling you right now. [00:10:08] Speaker C: Stand. We got. We're already. We're assessing this. [00:10:10] Speaker B: I'm telling you right now, football season has started. [00:10:14] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:10:15] Speaker B: That means Niko's gambling is going up a thousand percent. 1000 x of what he was doing prior. Prior. Now he's got this broad who's a travel bug. Nico's gonna be in the biggest hole. [00:10:29] Speaker A: Oh, he'll be losing his car. No times. [00:10:31] Speaker B: He'll be losing everything. That's my guess. [00:10:34] Speaker C: I lost last night. I was up. I worked. I worked. I worked from Thursday with what I put in to get it all the way to 340. After college football on Saturday, I killed Friday and I killed Saturday. So I had 330 to play with. I lost, like about. I lost a buck 60. So many by one, it was fucking crazy. It was nuts. And then last night, I just thought I'd go with the all reliable prime time under. And of course, way over. Way over. Just way over did go five and two. Five and two. I went five and two. [00:11:12] Speaker A: That Saints game fucked me. [00:11:13] Speaker C: I went five and two. And the both losses that I had, I lost by a combined one and a half points. I lost by Miami on a hook, and I lost by Houston by a point. [00:11:22] Speaker A: Wow. [00:11:23] Speaker C: Listen, good start, though. I read it pretty. I read it pretty well. I will say. So. [00:11:28] Speaker B: You know, they were all worried about your finance situation coming up, obviously, during cuffing season. So you cuff in this broad I've. [00:11:34] Speaker C: Yeah, dates are not cheap nowadays. Let me know. [00:11:37] Speaker B: They're not cheap at all. [00:11:38] Speaker C: So we're gonna have to cut back on the ben. [00:11:40] Speaker A: I mean, you're literally gonna drop minimum of a hundred doing any date. Even just going to the movies. [00:11:46] Speaker B: $100. [00:11:47] Speaker C: Yeah, this is crazy. [00:11:47] Speaker A: Minimum, I said of 100 going to the movies. [00:11:51] Speaker C: Cuz even if me and her go to the movies, let's just call it $60 after they amc stuff that I have whoopty fucking do. [00:11:57] Speaker B: No drinks. [00:11:57] Speaker C: You're saying that's. Know what? That's. No, that's. I would say that's actually no. [00:12:02] Speaker B: Me, my kid go, do we spend 125? [00:12:05] Speaker C: Yeah, that's. Yeah, that's. [00:12:09] Speaker A: Crazy. [00:12:10] Speaker B: Yeah, it's nuts. [00:12:11] Speaker C: That's crazy. And you guys aren't the ones that are like carrying everything in. You don't have ever like, you don't have got like a drink. If you got a drink in like two. If you get a drink of popcorn, the standardized thing for a movie, it should always be a drink drink. [00:12:23] Speaker A: Popcorn, candy. [00:12:24] Speaker C: Popcorn, candy. Like if you want each though. Each, each. [00:12:28] Speaker A: Well, me and her will just get a lodge. Cause I don't smash a whole popcorn. No, I want like two meals. [00:12:32] Speaker B: I don't smash the popcorn. But if they offered me dollar two for an extra container, I would do it. I don't want to share. I don't want to be jamming my hands and at the same time somebody else's. Give me $2. Give me a $2 up charge for the bag so that I can dunk and put some in the bag and then I'm golden. [00:12:51] Speaker A: But just ask for a bag. [00:12:52] Speaker B: Nope. This will make me just buy two lodges. I just buy two lodges. My kid gets a lodge and I get a lodge. [00:12:58] Speaker C: Why don't you get a fucking small? [00:13:00] Speaker B: No, absolutely not. I'm not walking around with a small like a fucking peasant. [00:13:04] Speaker C: It's crazy. You don't even like it. [00:13:06] Speaker B: Because I know I want more than a small, less than a lodge. And don't tell me get the medium. [00:13:10] Speaker A: Yeah, that makes way easy. [00:13:12] Speaker C: And popcorn every time. Because I can't eat a whole lot. [00:13:15] Speaker B: I don't care. [00:13:16] Speaker A: Nobody can. [00:13:17] Speaker C: That's fucking massive. It's literally like a fucking. [00:13:20] Speaker B: I've definitely eaten a whole popcorn because sometimes you just keep going at it. [00:13:23] Speaker C: You have. [00:13:24] Speaker B: You feel. I feel like dog shit. [00:13:27] Speaker A: Yeah. I would be so sick. [00:13:29] Speaker C: So sick is not good. [00:13:30] Speaker B: I think I have diverticulitis, probably that's how can't get me. [00:13:35] Speaker A: I want you to get the goat so bad. [00:13:37] Speaker B: I've been trying. Listen, people see the instagram. I've been fucking trying. [00:13:41] Speaker A: Yeah, well, you'll probably get it when you're older. [00:13:43] Speaker B: I. [00:13:43] Speaker A: If you continue to eat, like, shit. [00:13:45] Speaker B: How's that? Eating like shit. Meat and fish. [00:13:47] Speaker A: I'm just saying. Anything high in purines. [00:13:50] Speaker B: Maybe I'm allergic. Maybe I'm, like, impervious to purines. [00:13:54] Speaker A: I think that's great. Good for you. [00:13:56] Speaker B: That's what I want. [00:13:57] Speaker A: I probably just have kidneys. [00:13:59] Speaker B: I'm be honest, I don't think it's going to be the gout that's going to get me. It's going to be a kidney stone. [00:14:05] Speaker A: Well, that's what pretty much the gout is. It's the same thing, except I get it in my foot instead of my kidneys. It's basically just a kidney stone. [00:14:13] Speaker B: I'm telling you right now, if you get a kidney stone, they say it's the worst pain in the world. You gotta pass that through your dickhole. [00:14:17] Speaker A: I know. And now imagine that just stuck in your joints, of your toe. [00:14:21] Speaker B: These fucking women, they think that pregnancy is bad. Get a kidney stone. Oh. And they legitimately felt pain in their life. [00:14:27] Speaker A: Legitimately. I sent this to Sabrina. Cause she was like, it can't be that bad. I go, it's so fucking bad. You have no idea. And you do a quick little look at your AI overview go. Can be very painful, causing severe, sudden pain and swelling in the joints. The pain can be described as throbbing, crushing, or excruciating. Some people say gout is more painful than childbirth. That's right on Google. I didn't make that up. [00:14:53] Speaker B: I do think you're a pussy, though. I mean, I'm going to be honest. He has the light. It's like. It doesn't even look swollen. The scout pitch that he has of his toe. [00:15:04] Speaker A: That's crazy. It doesn't look swollen. [00:15:06] Speaker B: My wife got hit with a baseball at the baseball game last night. Some kid just threw an iron ball, hit her in the ear, and her ear looked more red than your toe. [00:15:13] Speaker A: No, that's crazy. [00:15:14] Speaker B: What'd you say, Chris? [00:15:15] Speaker C: Baseball. [00:15:16] Speaker A: Let me see. [00:15:17] Speaker B: Softball. [00:15:18] Speaker A: That's fine now. [00:15:24] Speaker C: Would have paid to see that. [00:15:26] Speaker A: Believe it or not, I actually. That's crazy. Ears ringing. [00:15:31] Speaker C: I got hit in the side of that with a fucking baseball bat. Full torque metal bat. I'm good. [00:15:37] Speaker B: No, you are far from fucking good. You were probably a perfect, normal human being until that happened. [00:15:42] Speaker C: No, that happened in high school, dude. Yeah. [00:15:45] Speaker B: You were gone before then, you know. [00:15:47] Speaker C: Like the game which three sets. It's like sets of kids sets of threes. And you get to keep hitting. And, like. [00:15:52] Speaker B: Like pepper. [00:15:53] Speaker C: No. You simulate, like, going around the bases. You basically have, like four. [00:15:56] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, yeah. [00:15:58] Speaker A: If it gets out of. Gets out of the infield. It's a bro. [00:16:02] Speaker C: This guy, fucking coach Faggus. Literally. That's his name. Nick Faggots. [00:16:08] Speaker B: That's really his name? [00:16:09] Speaker C: Really? His name? Nope. Faggots. F a g us. Okay, so he was like. Everybody's name got completely wrong. He's like, hey, Luigi, can I get up there and get some hacks? I'm like, yeah, coach, why don't you get on over here, brother? Here you go. And now I'm standing off. He's a righty. I'm standing off to the left, like, near the fence. And now I'm looking this. Like, he's right there. I'm looking this way, bro. This man literally took a whole ass swing and let go of the. Bag it. Tomahawk my. All my boys were like, bro, it sounded like a gong. Hit a, like. Hit your head like the pink, like. And I was like, wait a minute. Called him every name on the sun. It was the best thing in the world. I got the clearest passage. That was the perfect time, if you ever didn't like your coach, where you could just cuss your coach out and tell him what you really think about him. He sounds hurt, though. [00:16:57] Speaker B: He sounds like you're more of a coach of Faggus, you know? [00:17:00] Speaker C: That shit hurt, bro, more than Coach Faggus. [00:17:02] Speaker B: What? Yeah, I let them in because they're being annoying. [00:17:04] Speaker A: Not liking your coach gotta suck. That has to stink. I always liked my coaches. There was one coach I didn't like was my football coach. [00:17:12] Speaker C: Pop Morris. [00:17:14] Speaker B: Pants are too tight. [00:17:15] Speaker C: Coach, in high school, Lu Chick was a. Not Lu Chick was no Chickatelli's name. I'm thinking Lou as well. Yeah, whatever his name is. Coach Chick. No, not coach Chick from football. Coach chicken in hockey, too. [00:17:28] Speaker A: Okay? [00:17:29] Speaker C: It's not the same. [00:17:30] Speaker B: Yeah, because he didn't play. [00:17:32] Speaker C: You know, I played almost every game. That guy was just a fucking retard. Like, that guy was a moron. We needed Palumbo. That's what we needed. That guy was an old reliable. I wasn't. That was a good guy. But this guy that came in thought that we were like fucking superheroes and. And scheduled us all games against d one teams, and, like, we just got steamrolled. [00:17:51] Speaker B: That sounds more like the athletic director than the coach. [00:17:54] Speaker C: Yeah, but he's coaches, so a fucking jerk off. [00:17:57] Speaker A: Coach isn't schedule on the games. [00:17:59] Speaker C: Yeah, he is. He's, he has this coach has. The coach absolutely has say. Say. And when you definitely do, like, non conference games. So you play 16 in league every play, everybody once. And then you would schedule games to get to 20. You would schedule, you know, like a game against, like a glo, like rockport or like fucking whatever else. Whatever there is. And yeah, we got fucking steamroll. That guy fucking sucked. Who else didn't I like? My father was my coach for the most my time growing up. A football, I didn't have a problem with football. Football, you need somebody that's nasty. You need, you need a fucking, you need a motherfucker for a football coach. If you, you can't have no, like somebody mean is what you like everybody, like, you know, let's make sure. Do that rep again. Like, nah, like, face into the ground. Like, you need that. If you don't like the co, if you don't like the coach, though, like, I don't know. It's got to either be like, it's kind of one way or the other. Either, like, you are the problem or like, the coach is definitely, like, has like a bad method because I feel like for the most part, coaching should be kind of all relatively, like, towards the same goal. [00:19:09] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:19:09] Speaker C: But I don't know, maybe Al could weigh on that because he's like the only person that is a coach. I was a coach for a little bit. [00:19:14] Speaker B: I would say right now we're doing football and the coaches really aren't on the same page. Arts aren't. Blah. Yeah. And it's, it's, it's, we're trying to get on the same page. [00:19:26] Speaker C: So what, it's, what are we after the first game? [00:19:31] Speaker B: We had the first game this week. [00:19:32] Speaker C: Oh. [00:19:33] Speaker B: Not that we got our, no, we didn't. We didn't get our doors blown off. One score game for most of the game, but some sub situation, some unorganization. Yeah, some retarded calls, I would call them. But what we're gonna get back in the chop shop. [00:19:52] Speaker C: What is your responsibility come game time? [00:19:54] Speaker B: I don't think there is a responsibility for me right now. [00:19:57] Speaker C: Really? [00:19:57] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:19:58] Speaker C: So it's kind of like you're just on the sideline. Are you on the sideline or in the stands? [00:20:01] Speaker B: No, I'm on the sideline and I may or may not have got kicked out of the game. [00:20:05] Speaker A: Huh. [00:20:06] Speaker B: We can't confirm and deny that. [00:20:08] Speaker C: One game. One game of tackle football and you already get outed? [00:20:15] Speaker A: Have you heard of this? [00:20:16] Speaker B: It's not my fault. Yeah, Antonelli, the. [00:20:20] Speaker A: My nephew is the pitching coach. [00:20:24] Speaker B: Is he? Yeah, he does pitching coaching. [00:20:27] Speaker A: Yeah, he was nasty. He played in college. [00:20:30] Speaker C: That's Ben Joyce. [00:20:32] Speaker A: That's John. [00:20:34] Speaker B: Johnny, son. [00:20:34] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:20:35] Speaker B: Do you like talking? [00:20:36] Speaker C: So, yo, yeah, I can. [00:20:38] Speaker B: I'm looking for a pitching coach for Alby. [00:20:40] Speaker A: That's what I'm saying. This is why I brought it up. [00:20:42] Speaker B: He, I mean, we had the game one last night and he fucking walked four people in. So he's, he's on my shit list right now. [00:20:48] Speaker A: Yeah, he was a star. He started at UMass. UMass Boston. He played. [00:20:55] Speaker B: So he's on my shit list. Well, I mean, I put him in a rough situation. [00:21:00] Speaker A: What is Umass Boston? [00:21:01] Speaker B: I'll buy one. [00:21:03] Speaker C: Baseball might be if they're doing like any ten. Yeah, yeah. Which is like, they play like assumption and all them. [00:21:10] Speaker B: Yeah. So I got kicked out of a game. Not that big of a deal. [00:21:12] Speaker A: What did you do? [00:21:14] Speaker C: You can't say that. [00:21:15] Speaker B: And then it really wasn't that crazy. I've been kicked out of a shit ton of games, if we're being honest. I've. That was the least I've ever done. [00:21:22] Speaker A: What did you do, though? [00:21:22] Speaker B: Basically a kid gets kids running down the sideline. On our sideline, close sideliness. Our guy running down with the ball, took like a screen pass around like a couple blockers and is running down the sideline, steps out of bounds, gets hit late, out of bounds. So we start screaming, flag, flag, flag, late hit. About the late hit, late hit. He's clearly on the white. Two steps on the white, gets hit. [00:21:46] Speaker C: Oh, it's usually one step on the white. [00:21:48] Speaker B: A fucking ref, right? The ref says he's like, no, I could have called it on 34, who's on your team? I'm like, yeah, but his was hit on the side in play. He hit the kid on play. He just fucking cleaned him. Cleaned his clock. He's like, yeah, he wasn't looking. That was a blind side block. I'm like, well, then throw the flag on that. So then he throws both flags after they already set the ball and stuff. Like, throws a flag on the late hit, throws a flag on that, starts calling the stuff. I told him, I just told him, fucking wake up. I didn't say fucking, I said wake up. It was a kid safety issue. Two steps out of bounds is different than on the field. When a kid knows he's going to get hit this kid's out of bounds, went out of bounds to protect himself, and then gets cleaned out. You know what I mean? And that wasn't even a blindside block on the other thing. But either way, you got to call the fouls, don't you? Don't you got to throw the flags no matter what. [00:22:37] Speaker C: Yeah, I mean, you definitely, definitely do. Now I just want to know. So, basically, did your team get, like, a yardage again? And then after, obviously, you saying all this and then Boyd, both penalties then being thrown, that means that that would nullify what all just happened. So you essentially. [00:22:53] Speaker B: You heard. [00:22:53] Speaker A: Yeah, he threw the flags just to be spiteful, the ref. [00:22:56] Speaker C: Right. But which would basically. [00:22:58] Speaker B: No, no. Basically, no, no. He only. He only got four or five yards, but it didn't matter. Anyways, he should have called the out of bounds play. Now, doing a little digging into this. So then he comes out to me. He's like. He's, like, shaking. He's like, take a walk, buddy. Just like that to me. Take a walk, buddy. I'm like, I don't know where I am. Show me where the exit is. I tell him, like, where should I go? Like. Cause he's trying to throw me out of the game. He's like, are you even a coach here? Get out of here. So then he doesn't even think I'm a coach. Then I walk off the field. Whatever. I'm just screaming, fucking play a safe day. But turns out I did a little digging on this guy. [00:23:35] Speaker A: Wow. [00:23:36] Speaker B: Huge piece of shit. [00:23:37] Speaker A: Is he huge piece of shit. [00:23:38] Speaker B: Got arrested for hitting his wife. Whole bunch of different shit. [00:23:41] Speaker A: Oh, that's nice. [00:23:41] Speaker B: Fired from schools for, like, texting fucking 15 year old kids. [00:23:44] Speaker A: How is he coaching kids? [00:23:46] Speaker B: He's not coaching. [00:23:46] Speaker C: How's he surprised? [00:23:47] Speaker A: How is he around kids? [00:23:49] Speaker B: No idea. Huge piece of shit, though. [00:23:51] Speaker A: I'd be writing a letter or something. [00:23:52] Speaker B: Yeah, well, I'm not gonna write a letter. I just hope I see him again. [00:23:56] Speaker A: Yeah. That's crazy. [00:23:57] Speaker B: But if I knew that beforehand, I'd be. I would have just started calling him a child molester right on the fucking. [00:24:01] Speaker C: Field, like, yo, you must be real fired up looking at all these little kids, huh? [00:24:07] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:24:08] Speaker A: What are you trying to text my kid? Speaking of football, Patriots won game one. [00:24:14] Speaker B: Oh. It's almost like defense in running the ball and controlling the clock. Win game. [00:24:18] Speaker A: Well, is it? Is. [00:24:19] Speaker C: I understand defense pissed away another 40 fucking dollars. [00:24:23] Speaker A: I understand defense for sure. [00:24:24] Speaker B: Doesn't mean shit. [00:24:25] Speaker C: I understand, though, but let's fucking turn. It was a fucking turnaround. It could have been fucking nice. [00:24:29] Speaker A: Borrow looked atrocious. That whole team, the bangles offense looked atrocious. [00:24:35] Speaker B: Still get it together. [00:24:36] Speaker A: But this is what happens when you don't pay the man, the good, the dudes playing with no contract. [00:24:40] Speaker C: Jamaica Chase, actually, he's playing with two years left on his. [00:24:44] Speaker B: I understand he has a contract. [00:24:45] Speaker C: Is two years, not one. [00:24:47] Speaker B: Don't sign a fucking contract. Well, it's he then the contract. [00:24:52] Speaker A: He wants more guaranteed money. [00:24:53] Speaker B: These people want to. It's. It's insane to me that, like, he's already on a con. It's not like he's not on a contract. [00:25:00] Speaker C: Just as he's playing with one or. [00:25:02] Speaker B: Franchise tagged him either, where it's like, okay, Higgins. [00:25:05] Speaker C: And has a reason to be mad. Like, yeah, you got franchise signed a one year deal. Like, yeah, I get it. We had two years left to like. [00:25:12] Speaker A: But, you know, borrow looks like he missed a majority of last year. That's how he looked. So I want to give the Patriots credit. I talk mad shit about them. I'm happy they got the win. I'm not. I don't think Brissette looked tremendous. [00:25:29] Speaker B: Nope. [00:25:30] Speaker A: I think he, he just was a game manager and he's going to do that, and that's fine. I can't wait to see what Drake may can do. I think our receivers still stink and. [00:25:39] Speaker B: Don'T put in Drake May. [00:25:40] Speaker A: The only bright spot was remondre. I think Remandre played unbelievable. [00:25:46] Speaker C: It's week one. Not going to do an overreaction. [00:25:48] Speaker B: It's not an overreaction. [00:25:49] Speaker C: Just not going to do. [00:25:50] Speaker B: I just know when they're going over. Four and a half. I told you six games that we're going to win. [00:25:53] Speaker C: I'm not going to overreact. It is week one. They did win a, they did win a football game. By all means. They definitely beat the bangles. The Bengals are a shit show right now. Good opportunity to. Absolutely. If you can establish the run you can make, you, you can play mistake free football and you can play good defense. [00:26:10] Speaker B: A simple. [00:26:11] Speaker A: So you guys all play fantasy football and we're actually all in the same league together. I was on a team with mako. We know that mako jumped ship. Didn't want to. Basically saying, I'm holding them back, I'm holding them down. That's pretty much. [00:26:29] Speaker B: He said you were the debt. [00:26:31] Speaker A: Just retarded. You're just, you're being a trolleye. [00:26:34] Speaker B: I'm telling you what he said, but that's retarded. [00:26:37] Speaker A: You're the one that gets the venmo. [00:26:40] Speaker B: I know, but I don't go back. Like, I'm going to have to go. [00:26:42] Speaker A: Back to check the venmo. [00:26:43] Speaker C: Who paid? [00:26:43] Speaker B: Dude, he's paid. So far this league, justin hasn't paid. So maybe it is. Maybe mako's right. [00:26:50] Speaker A: Yeah, mako's right. [00:26:51] Speaker B: Oh, niko's paid. [00:26:52] Speaker C: That's right, baby. [00:26:53] Speaker A: Are you saying that I never paid you? [00:26:55] Speaker B: No, no, I'm not saying that. [00:26:57] Speaker A: So then what are we talking about? I don't pay. [00:26:59] Speaker B: No, you didn't. [00:27:00] Speaker A: This year, we're talking about I haven't paid this year. And I owe you 400, not five. Cause I got. The point of the story is I got top scorer of the whole league. [00:27:10] Speaker B: You do know that we're not giving out top scorer since no one's paid. So it doesn't stop. [00:27:13] Speaker A: I don't want the. [00:27:15] Speaker B: It doesn't start until the whole league's paid. That's what I said in the text. [00:27:20] Speaker A: That's not how it works. You said you're not paying out. [00:27:22] Speaker B: Nope. [00:27:23] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:27:23] Speaker B: Doesn't start to. [00:27:24] Speaker A: You said, I'm not paying out. [00:27:25] Speaker B: You won, but you didn't win. [00:27:26] Speaker A: Yeah, I won. [00:27:27] Speaker B: I think you had a good weekend. [00:27:28] Speaker A: I owe you 400 now. [00:27:30] Speaker C: I got fucked by the fucking. I got fucked by the San Francisco defense. [00:27:34] Speaker B: I want to say one thing. We can get back into fantasy. You got off the Patriots too quick. [00:27:38] Speaker C: Yeah, way too. [00:27:39] Speaker B: Keon White is the fucking dog. Two and a half sacks, three tackles, and was it a force fumble to beast. [00:27:46] Speaker C: Yeah. Yeah, he's a beast, bro. [00:27:48] Speaker B: People worry. This is why they didn't want to pay Judah. [00:27:53] Speaker C: Like, bro, do you see what the fuck we have sitting there on the line? Dude, he's a fucking animal. [00:27:58] Speaker B: He's had bomb right now. Imagine if we had Bob Wolf, too. They're saying he might be out for the year. [00:28:05] Speaker C: I think I. If I had a. If I had a look at Balmoral, probably will be out for the year. That right there. Those two on a defensive line together on the same side. So if you to put God Chow Buche on one side, that's the, that's the flamboyant side. No one cares about that side. What you care about is Bob and Keon White working together versus God in the tackle and trying to get a quarterback. It's. Listen, they got some good stuff. I personally, I'm still sticking with my take. You will see Drake may sooner than you think, by games five will not hold up. [00:28:39] Speaker A: No, he's not. [00:28:40] Speaker C: I almost got injured this game. Yeah, I think this line. I think the line. I get it. They ran the ball good. What? As soon as he drops back, they're not good at pass protect life, and that's what's going to end up happening. His life's just going to be under duress. I think he's just going to be running around. [00:28:56] Speaker A: Not good. They're not good at pass protection. [00:28:58] Speaker C: They're not going to see him getting banged up. Week five, week six. [00:29:01] Speaker A: Yeah, I'm right there with it. [00:29:03] Speaker C: I'm not by. Not by play. I think Jacoby Brissette knows exactly what's asked of him. He's literally supposed to just game manage, not turn over the ball. [00:29:11] Speaker A: He's a bridge quarterback. [00:29:13] Speaker C: Obviously, he's a bridge, and he's going. [00:29:16] Speaker A: To do his job, and that's great. [00:29:17] Speaker C: He's got a little game manager. [00:29:19] Speaker B: He. [00:29:19] Speaker C: But Tyree kill detained before the game. Him and Klais Campbell. I didn't know Clay's Campbell. [00:29:24] Speaker A: And John Osmo. [00:29:25] Speaker B: Yeah, that was like, the n one. Yeah, I didn't have it on video. [00:29:28] Speaker C: Just like, oh, and you two fucking six foot, 7380 pound guy come over here with you. [00:29:33] Speaker A: Guys watch the video. [00:29:35] Speaker C: Both. [00:29:39] Speaker A: Black. Did you guys watch the video of Tyree kill? [00:29:43] Speaker B: Yeah, I didn't watch the call. [00:29:44] Speaker C: A little more aggressive than I thought needed to be, dude. And I straight up think, like, well, they put him on, these guys fucking. I'm sorry. I think they're fucking racist. Like, I don't know. [00:29:54] Speaker B: Tyree killed just been one guy, and then stop the video. [00:29:59] Speaker A: He pulls him over, apparently for his seatbelt, is what they say. Where's your seatbelt? Why is your seatbelt not on? Apparently didn't say anything about speeding. [00:30:08] Speaker C: The first thing he wanted, reckless endangerment. [00:30:11] Speaker A: No. He walked up to the window and said, why are you not wearing your seatbelt? If you listen to the cop in the video, and he's like, just. He's like, why you gotta bang on my window like that? Don't bang on my window. He's like, just, whatever. Give me a license. Whatever. He goes, just write me a ticket so I can go. And he rolls his window up, which is. Nobody says, you can't do that. But his windows are also tinted. You can't see inside the car. You shouldn't be doing that either. [00:30:39] Speaker C: No. [00:30:40] Speaker A: So he's like, roll the window down, or I'm going to take you out of the car. I can't. Basically, I can't see what you're doing. Then another cop comes over. He's like, no, get out. And the other cop just rips him out of the car. [00:30:51] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:30:52] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:30:52] Speaker A: Now this is happening. Pretty much. [00:30:54] Speaker B: Is that what he said? [00:30:55] Speaker A: Yeah, pretty much. [00:30:56] Speaker B: Well, I mean. Okay, so. So let's. I don't think. I don't think it was a race thing. That's my opinion. But I don't know. I'll tell you why. [00:31:04] Speaker A: Spanish. [00:31:05] Speaker B: I've. I've legitimately, on two or three traffic stops and run ins have been putting cuffs. Them's just saying, listen, we have a. [00:31:16] Speaker A: Shitty fucking attitude is, no, I don't. [00:31:18] Speaker B: No, I don't. I didn't even have attitudes on any of this stuff. [00:31:20] Speaker A: Why'd they put you in cuffs? [00:31:21] Speaker B: They basically said, we feel like you're a threat. And then they put me in cuffs three different times. I swear to God. I've been putting cuffs just on traffic stops. Twice at college. Once, maybe twice in college. Just putting cuffs with nothing violent. I'm not talking about being arrested. This is not being arrested. [00:31:41] Speaker A: Detained? [00:31:42] Speaker C: Yes, the same detained. [00:31:45] Speaker A: But what did you do? [00:31:46] Speaker B: Nothing. [00:31:47] Speaker C: Yeah, my fucking ass, bro. [00:31:49] Speaker B: Nothing, dude. What was the trap? Do a traffic stop. Yo, bro, to a traffic stop, no. [00:31:55] Speaker C: One gets a. I'm telling you. [00:31:58] Speaker B: I'm telling you a hundred percent. [00:32:00] Speaker C: No one does. [00:32:01] Speaker A: You being like, nice. You must have been acting like a dickhead. [00:32:04] Speaker B: I was not being a dickhead. I'm telling you. [00:32:05] Speaker C: Yeah, hold on. Step out of the. What was. Okay, so we could search you. [00:32:08] Speaker B: I'll tell you right now. I'll tell you right now what happened. I'll tell you one time in college. I'll tell you a story, a real quick story. It's not even a good story, but I'll tell it because you guys are gonna think I'm a punk. But I'm not a punk. I had nothing to do with the cop. [00:32:18] Speaker C: I already think you're. [00:32:19] Speaker A: Yeah, it's punk. [00:32:20] Speaker B: We're at college, late night, twelve 01:00 there's one spot open for food on campus. We go to the spot. Obviously, there's a huge line. [00:32:28] Speaker A: Are you guys boozing? [00:32:30] Speaker B: Yeah, of course. [00:32:30] Speaker A: You had the glaze in your eyes. [00:32:32] Speaker B: 100% of course. We're boozed up. We're sitting there in line. Some kid cuts the line. Obviously. I tell him, get to the back of the fucking line. Like, you can't cut the line. The guy who's running the thing calls the cops down just because he feels like it's getting. Cause of fights would happen. Kid goes to the back line. That wasn't the big deal. Another kid's in line, and he's taking forever. Everyone's going crazy. The cop walks over. The cops stand there. I don't know this is happening. The cops called, so they must have pointed eyes on me. So I'm like, yo, hurry up. And then the kid's like, not hurrying up. And then I just start going. Today, junior. Like one of the fucking Billy Madison thing. [00:33:11] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:33:11] Speaker B: And cop pulls me out of line. Whatever. Me and a couple people that we were with bring us outside. He's like, hey, we're putting you in cuffs. I don't feel safe right now. For my safety, I'm putting you in cuffs. So that's one time. It wasn't even a good story. But this is what I'm saying. They just put you in cuffs. Out of nowhere, traffic stop. When I was about to get my DUI, before they did anything, they put me in cuffs, which I did get a DUI from. So we'll say that that was probably. [00:33:36] Speaker A: So you were intoxicated two out of the three times, is what you're saying. [00:33:41] Speaker B: Yes, but it doesn't matter. [00:33:43] Speaker A: Okay, okay. I'm just trying to clarify. [00:33:45] Speaker C: Can I ask you a question on the. On the Dewey? Not to elaborate on it, because I was in a similar situation, but Mother Nature prevented me from getting one. As soon as those lights went on behind you, did you know, like. Did you know, like. All right, listen. [00:34:01] Speaker B: All right, so I was driving my now wife home. [00:34:04] Speaker A: We weren't hours before that, though. [00:34:06] Speaker B: Is that Justin's stupid fucking birthday? [00:34:08] Speaker A: It was my 21st birthday party. [00:34:10] Speaker B: Well, no, he just turned 21. [00:34:12] Speaker A: 21 at midnight. And the bar was open for an hour. [00:34:15] Speaker C: Oh, my God. [00:34:16] Speaker A: We went to Salem. [00:34:18] Speaker B: Taste of Asia. [00:34:19] Speaker A: Taste of Asia. We got boozed up. Me and Al went straight to the bar with double fisting. Long island iced tea. [00:34:26] Speaker B: Probably had, like, ten to twelve Long island iced teas in. [00:34:28] Speaker A: In the hour. Like, we were fucking handed. [00:34:32] Speaker C: Disgusting. [00:34:33] Speaker A: We get home here. We get home. I got a bottle of gold slog. Oh, he's got a bottle of gold sluggard. We start taking shots. [00:34:41] Speaker B: Oh, trash. [00:34:42] Speaker A: Now his wife. Now wife. Then friend is like, all right, al, you gonna drive me home? I have clinicals tomorrow. [00:34:53] Speaker B: Cause she's a nurse. [00:34:54] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:34:55] Speaker A: I have clinicals tomorrow. You have to drive me home. We're like, no, just sleep here. [00:34:59] Speaker B: What, do you guys sleep on the couch? [00:35:01] Speaker A: Like, we'll take you in the morning. It's like, it'll be fine now. Take me home now. And then, you know. [00:35:09] Speaker B: So then I'm fucking driving. And I'm legitimately around the corner from this broads house. Legitimately around the corner. I'm like a street or two over. I can't even describe how close I am to the house. I see the lights, I pull over, the guy comes out, asks for both our ids. As soon as he pulls us over, which I thought was weird. Why do you need the passenger's id? Doesn't make any sense. [00:35:32] Speaker C: Just to know who's this? [00:35:34] Speaker B: Looks at the passenger's id and goes, oh. Now at the time, my wife's father was the chief of police of a certain city, that he gets pulled over, that he gets pulled over and just became chief of the police. What we don't know is that this guy doesn't like her father. So he pulls me out of the car, doesn't ask me any questions, pulls me out of the car and says, hey, I'm gonna put you in cuffs for now before we start field sobriety tests. That's it. Just pulls me right out. [00:36:01] Speaker A: Did you think you're gonna pass this test with flying color? [00:36:04] Speaker B: I passed the test. Oh, it wasn't even a question. I passed the test. [00:36:08] Speaker A: Did you refuse to blow? [00:36:09] Speaker B: So here's what they do. And I would. Didn't know I ended up blowing. But it doesn't matter what I blew. I blew a, .11 which isn't even that crazy. [00:36:18] Speaker C: Yeah, but illegal. [00:36:20] Speaker B: This is what they do. Yeah, I was over the limit point. I passed the test. I was over the limit, but I passed the test. Appoint the. .08 such a joke of a limit. They do certain things that they tell you things like, okay, so he goes, count from 47 to 29 backwards, then stop at 29. [00:36:37] Speaker A: Right? [00:36:37] Speaker B: I went from 47 and I just kept going down. And so I said, 26. You want me to keep going? 2524-232-2212 I did the whole thing. He goes, nope, you're good. Just like that. Nope, you're good. Then he writes in his report, he did not stop at 28. Then he says, he goes, walk in a straight line, follow me, walk in a straight line, hit the line, walk on this line and go straight. So we do it. He goes, look at how I did it. Then I walk it. I walked a straight line perfectly. I put my arms up like this inside the thing. He goes, he writes in his report, he put his arms up to balance himself, which is like, if I told you right now to walk in a straight line, how would you walk it? You'd put your arms out, right? [00:37:19] Speaker C: I mean, maybe not to be honest. [00:37:21] Speaker B: Yeah, you definitely would. If I told you to walk on a straight line, it's natural. This is. This is all the techniques. [00:37:25] Speaker A: Well, I mean, you're not. [00:37:27] Speaker B: These are all. These are all techniques that they do for a reason, to get you caught. As soon as they give you a failed sobriety test, they're trying to get you caught. [00:37:34] Speaker A: Of course. [00:37:35] Speaker B: So you should always deny it. It doesn't matter. Basically, everyone fails a failed sobriety test because of the way that they do it. [00:37:42] Speaker A: Yeah, they can give you one right now when I would fail. [00:37:44] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:37:44] Speaker C: Like, they're gonna put him back in the car and be like, oh, okay. [00:37:47] Speaker B: All right. [00:37:47] Speaker C: You passed the field sobriety test. [00:37:49] Speaker B: Yeah. No, so it wasn't like I was unsafe. So in my paperwork, I won't say that he's unsteady on his feet. It won't say that he slurred speech. It'll say that he. We told him to go from 47 to 28. He went from 26. Ask the cop if you still want him to keep going. And then the cop says, no, you're good. This is all because of who was in the passenger seat. They tried to set up the father for some stuff. They try to call him on some burner phones, all that shit to the set to get some things over on him. Now, one of the arresting officers did end up getting in trouble for something else down the road. [00:38:25] Speaker A: Yeah, that's. [00:38:26] Speaker B: They just. [00:38:27] Speaker C: Piece of shit comes. [00:38:28] Speaker B: I got set up. [00:38:29] Speaker C: Calm's a bitch. You got. [00:38:30] Speaker B: And they were taunting me. They would taunt me. They're like, oh, you think that's just hot shit, cuz your girlfriend's fucking chief of police? I said, first of all, she's just my friend. Did. Did I ever name drop anyone's name? This is me in the fucking middle of the police station. Did I ever name drop anyone's name? They're like, no. I'm like, so how am I trying to act like a big shit, dude? [00:38:50] Speaker C: Come on. [00:38:51] Speaker B: Yeah. Such pricks, dude. [00:38:52] Speaker C: Cops that act like that, dude. It's like, bro, he put me in the cuffs. [00:38:55] Speaker B: He's like, I fear. He goes, I fear for my safety. I'm like, what? [00:38:59] Speaker C: You're a pussy. [00:39:00] Speaker A: How about that, dude? [00:39:01] Speaker C: You have a fucking gun? Yeah. You have a fucking gun in a bull. [00:39:05] Speaker B: Oh, he just took me out of the car. [00:39:07] Speaker A: He opened the door. Macy took me out of the car. [00:39:10] Speaker C: You feel unsafe right now? [00:39:12] Speaker A: Yeah, I'm full. You're full? Geared up. [00:39:14] Speaker C: I came from Kowloon. I did the rapper. [00:39:16] Speaker A: Did you ever get arrested? Have you ever been arrested? [00:39:20] Speaker C: Yeah, once. Just wrong place, wrong time. And I got absolutely abused by a police officer. Joe. He's on the revere force right now. Name dropped the fuck out of him. He's a piece of shit. And Turner Cole, Joe Cad or something. This dude's huge. It's like the guy's ginormous. And he fucking grabbed the back of my head and slammed it off the top of a fucking. [00:39:39] Speaker A: What did you do? [00:39:40] Speaker B: What'd you get? [00:39:40] Speaker C: All right, so I'll tell you a bold story. So I was fucked up at Kowloon. I did the wraparound at kelly's, and I was driving all over the place. Like, I'm not gonna lie. Probably wasn't driving too straight. It was pouring outside. So I was like, I'm like, battling the elements in my 98 Honda. [00:39:58] Speaker B: Was this when you nutted on that t shirt and you had it hanging out the side of you? [00:40:02] Speaker A: Imagine it's flat. [00:40:04] Speaker C: Probably a year and a half after that. [00:40:05] Speaker B: Okay, so this is not the nut t shirt at night, different night when you nut on that black t shirt. [00:40:10] Speaker C: No, because I know I went to college and I had to do a turn on, dude. So I get pulled over right over on the bend near that weird church. [00:40:19] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:40:19] Speaker C: Over on the highway? [00:40:20] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. [00:40:22] Speaker C: I get pulled over. License and registration and all that. And I'm sitting there, I'm like. I'm like, dude, I'm kind of. I'm kind of feeling it. [00:40:29] Speaker A: You think you're fucked? [00:40:31] Speaker C: Yeah. No, I definitely am. Like, if this dude asked me to step by the fucking car, like, did. [00:40:35] Speaker A: You have any food in your car? Did you just pick up my. [00:40:40] Speaker C: I might have been eating something, to be honest. Not Kelly's. I might have had something in my car. Because that would have probably been whatever. [00:40:45] Speaker A: We save in Greece to mass smell. [00:40:48] Speaker C: The guy literally walks over here and he's like, like, where the fuck are you coming from? Immediately was just like, where in the fuck are you coming from? And I was just like, I just had chinese food over at the column. He's like, no kidding. You just had chinese food? And he's like, you fucking reek, dude. I was just like, of chinese food? I went of chinese food and he was just like, no smart ass. But let me tell you something, since I don't feel like giving you a fucking field sobriety test in the middle of this porn rain, you all going to get off, let you know something. I know that you are fucked up right now. I'm like, damn. I'm like, all right, well, thank you. I swear I'm gonna get home safe. That's all I said. All I had to get to was overlook. That's where I had to go, and that's how close I got stopped. [00:41:42] Speaker A: I mean, you gotta know to go all back roads at that point. You should completely avoid the highway. If you're just going from Kowloon to overlook Ridge, you're avoiding the highway, bro. [00:41:53] Speaker C: I wonder where he picked me up. I'm usually going, that really is really stupid. [00:41:58] Speaker B: Cause you should just cut it through Bob's. Went mainstream. [00:42:01] Speaker C: I'm gonna cut through Bob's, you fucking idiot. I'm on the other side. [00:42:04] Speaker A: No, you were at Kowloon, you dick. [00:42:06] Speaker C: Fuck Kowloon, dude, you have to go down. There's no way you can go. Oh, you saying come down, barbs? [00:42:12] Speaker B: Yeah, through the parking lot. [00:42:14] Speaker C: Knowledgeable of that. Cut through. [00:42:15] Speaker B: Yes. You are everyone's knowledge. Knowledgeable, you fuck. [00:42:20] Speaker C: I was not knowledgeable. Yeah, go to overlook, dude, there was that time that was like, this is the best time I get DUI. There was another time I was down at the bridge. You remember the bridge? [00:42:31] Speaker B: Yes. [00:42:32] Speaker C: Familiar with the bridge? Over side streets near goldian grid, all of that. I'm literally sitting in a car. Sitting in a car. Everybody's in the bridge. I'm on my phone playing a phone game. Literally. It was just like, fuck it. I don't want to be here. We just pulled up. I'm like, we were like, some of the last people there. [00:42:48] Speaker B: Yo, you want to party at the bridge? [00:42:50] Speaker C: Yeah. Cops get called. I'm sitting there fucking this Joe. Fucking loser comes over with a flashlight. He flashed it right in my face. So I'm like, hey, officer, how you doing? What's going on? He's like, you partake it into the party? No. You know, illegally trespass is like, nope. I've been here the whole time. I'm just playing a game on my phone. Step out of the car. I'm like, okay. Takes me over to the cop car. [00:43:14] Speaker A: Were you drinking at all, Justin? [00:43:16] Speaker C: Not a drop. I didn't even smoke, dude. I was legitimately dead, stone cold sober. This is in revere, literally right over there in Reverend Joe. I forgot whatever this guy is. You're a fucking piece of shit. So he's like, all right, where do you live? Dude? We just moved to overlook. I didn't know the address for overlook, so I just kept saying 30 pleasant street or something like that. I'm like, I just moved to the overlook apartments. He was like, you fucking lying to me? You fucking lying? Like, he. All of a sudden, they turn to, like, Captain Hoddle. I'm like, dude, no. Like, officer, no. Like, I'm serious. Like, I just don't know the address. Like, I just moved there. I was like, it's either, like, 30 place street or 30 Pleasant street. And he cuffed me right away, and he, like, pinned my neck down. And then he's like. He's like, everyone clear out that fucking bridge. And then, like, he's like, you got one more chance. One more chance. I'm like, dude, the answer's not gonna change. So then I start to get a little mad. I'm like, the answer, officer, is not gonna change. I just don't know. This is where I live, though. It's called overlook. He's like, you could talk. He's like, we could talk about it down at the station and, like, you know, like, the ridge to the door. Yeah, like, where the meets, bro. He got the back of my head and slammed it off, like, right in. Actually kind of smashed that whole. This whole part of my eye right off the thing and then threw me all. Everybody from the bridge mind who's walking out fucked up, watching me get absolutely mauled. [00:44:45] Speaker A: You didn't even have a fucking drop. [00:44:47] Speaker C: I dropped, bro. I was. I didn't even smoke. Nothing. There was nothing going on. [00:44:51] Speaker B: You think he just thought you looked puerto rican? [00:44:53] Speaker C: He cuffed me, probably. Then he cuffed me. He's driving me around, literally driving me around, talking to me about, like, certain places in the city. Dead. Fucking weird. This guy randomly lets me out on Coolidge street in the projects. [00:45:10] Speaker A: What? Let you out of the car? [00:45:12] Speaker B: This what they do. Pulled over. [00:45:14] Speaker C: He pulled over. He was like, I ain't booking you. He's like, there's nothing really to even book you for being a fucking punk. I'm like, at this point, I'm not saying anything. I'm just kind of like. I'm like, monotone. I'm like, I just gotta keep my head down. Like, I'm not gonna say anything, bro. He takes the cuffs off, dude. There was a lump on my wrist. Like, I thought it was broken, but it didn't hurt. [00:45:35] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:45:36] Speaker C: And I'm flexing my hands. He was like, he's like, you take it. He's like, you take it easy, and if I ever see you around on the bridge again, you're coming down the station. That one I'll make time for. I was just like, yeah, all right, man. Have a good night. Like, you randomly just dropped me off over here. For fucking what? Fuck them, bro. [00:45:55] Speaker A: Well, you probably thought you were lying. The way you look, you're lucky that. [00:46:00] Speaker B: He even let you off. [00:46:02] Speaker C: He would've had me for nothing. [00:46:04] Speaker B: Dude, I know people. You can't get a DUI in reveal. I know people that follow you. Crash fucking into houses, into fences, and don't get duis. They drive you home. Yeah, that's the one. The good thing about Revere Sargas, another fucking story. [00:46:18] Speaker C: Saugus fucking loses. I think Saugus is full of losers. [00:46:21] Speaker A: Too quick. [00:46:22] Speaker B: Huge losers. [00:46:22] Speaker A: Too quick. My quick arrest stories. [00:46:25] Speaker B: Look at this midget. This kid's trying to fuck. [00:46:29] Speaker A: He's out of his mind, dude. [00:46:30] Speaker C: He's out of his fucking mind. Oh my God. [00:46:33] Speaker A: All right, so two quick. My two quick arrest stories. One, I got booked. One I didn't. The first one, I was like 16 or 17. And do you remember my old house on Lincoln street? That there was the field. [00:46:48] Speaker B: Yes. [00:46:48] Speaker A: To hang out in that field all the time. [00:46:50] Speaker B: Yep. [00:46:51] Speaker A: So apparently a week before that, because they were about to begin development back there that they put up a no trespassing sign. Now I've played in that field my whole fucking youth living over there. So whatever. I'm in the field, my friends. My friend was like, hey, can you get beers? And I was like, yeah, meet me in the field. I can get you some beers. So the kid that lived upstairs from me was like. I was like, hey, can you get me some beers? And I'm just gonna, like, sell them. I was trying to flip them. I wasn't even drinking. [00:47:25] Speaker B: Trying to flip those bud lights. Yeah, Keystone. Were they keystones? [00:47:29] Speaker A: No, they were like, bud lights. It was a mix. It was like trunk beers, dude. It was like somebody had a party. And those are the beers left over? Yeah, kind of a deal. [00:47:37] Speaker B: A mix. [00:47:37] Speaker A: Yeah. So I was like, yeah, I can. I can get you some beers. Meet me in the field at like 630. Whatever. So I'm in the field, it's cold out. I go gloves on. Like winter gloves, whatever. So I got the beers in there underneath a fucking recycling bin. You know, old recycling bins? Those. The small ones. So they were underneath the. My buddy was like, sitting on it, smoking a cigarette. It was him, his girlfriend, and me. So cop comes in and he's like, what the hell are you guys doing here? Like, oh, we're just hanging out. Like, I live right there. It's like, my house is right there. He's like, looking around, sees the beers, and he's arrests us trespass and possess your alcohol. So he books us. And the dude was so fucking mean. Cause I was like, chubby then too. He's like, look at you, you fat piece of shit. He goes, keep eating sausages, kid. [00:48:38] Speaker B: Look at you now. [00:48:39] Speaker A: Yeah, it's like he was just being dead mean. I'm like, do you remember him? [00:48:42] Speaker B: Do you remember who it was? [00:48:43] Speaker A: I know his face. I can't remember his name. [00:48:45] Speaker B: Oh, that would've been great if you knew who it was. But when you call me that fat piece of. [00:48:48] Speaker A: He's such a dickhead. And he's like, what, do you got gloves on? What, are you guys planning on robbing some cars tonight? Like, no, it's cold out. Like, we live right there. You just put the trespassing sign up this week? Like, yeah, I've been playing in this field my whole life, so whatever. There was that. The second one, I just got a fake id. I was like 20. [00:49:13] Speaker B: What did. [00:49:13] Speaker A: I was like 19. It had my real name on it, but all. Not my real name. It had my Justin and then like my old last name, so you couldn't. I wasn't like in the system or anything, right. So I book. There's a place in Middleton called the Candlestick Motel. It's like an hourly rental motel. You go there to bring like, fucking hook is. [00:49:39] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:49:39] Speaker A: You know, I decide to throw a fucked banger there. There's probably 50 of us in this hotel room and we're fucking raging. Like, raging. I was. [00:49:50] Speaker B: How do you fit 50 people in a hotel room, dude? [00:49:52] Speaker A: It's like we were retarded. [00:49:53] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:49:54] Speaker A: So we're just boozing. All of a sudden, the cops kick the door down. I'm under the covers. There's like a girl next to me. [00:50:00] Speaker B: She jerking you off? [00:50:01] Speaker A: No, but we were like, we were feeling. We were feeling each other up. So I'm fucking hammered. It's like I felt like I was watching a movie. It's how drunk I was. The cops come in and in my head I go, wow, these guys are fucked. I didn't even know what was going on. So the cops like, who's Justin? Who's Justin? We know it's under your name. And one of those girls, one of these girls was like, oh, it's him over there. He let everybody go, arrested me and like a couple other people bring us down to the station. [00:50:37] Speaker B: Oh, she ratted you right out. [00:50:38] Speaker A: Ratted me right out. Yeah, her name was Charlene. Fat ass supercompass. [00:50:44] Speaker B: So badass super cunt. Shall I challenge sounds like a cunt's name. Yeah, if we're being honest. [00:50:49] Speaker A: Actually lived up the street here. So we get all. We get brought. He doesn't book us. He's like, I want you all to call your parents and have them come pick you up. And I want to talk to them. And I'm like, all my parents are out of town. My uncle's watching me. He's like, we'll call your uncle, have him come pick you up. So I called Joe to Joe T'Challa, and I'm like. I'm like, hey. He answers the phone. He's like, hey, what's up, dude? I'm on my way. I'm like, hey, uncle, I got arrested. I need you to come pick me up. He's like, oh, where are you? I'm like, oh, I'm in the middleton police station. He's like, all right, I'll be right there. And then he comes, and then the cop reads Joe. The fucking riot act of letting me just go and potty at this hotel releases me to him. [00:51:37] Speaker B: To Joe. [00:51:38] Speaker A: To Joe, who is the same agent. Me, dude. Me and him are cracking up. We fucking go to wendy's and then go home. It was the funniest thing. [00:51:50] Speaker B: That's funny. [00:51:51] Speaker A: Wild. [00:51:52] Speaker C: How do you guys feel about happy gilmore two being in production? [00:51:55] Speaker A: I think I love it. From hearing him on a couple podcasts, him talking about it, he's like, I know that people are thinking I'm. We're just, like, doing this fucking. Yeah. He's like, we're putting so much into this, like, every line of this movie we're trying to make hit just, like, the last one. He's like, we're not trying to force anything, but also, like, we want this to be, like, an ode to the first one. It's like, it takes place where happy is really not in a good place, and he tries to, like, get his. [00:52:27] Speaker C: Life back as long as, like, he's primarily the character. Like, then with, like, not, like, him being a mentor to some other golfer. Like, nah, I don't want that. [00:52:38] Speaker A: I don't think that that's it. [00:52:39] Speaker C: I want Adam Sandler. [00:52:41] Speaker B: I think it's gonna be both, though. [00:52:42] Speaker C: I want Adam Sandler in my face. [00:52:44] Speaker B: I know he's probably gonna go on the senior tour. [00:52:46] Speaker A: Travis Kelsey's in it. [00:52:48] Speaker C: Have you guys watched that? I know. This is totally, totally random. Have you guys watched Huey Halloween? [00:52:55] Speaker A: Huey Halloween? [00:52:56] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:52:56] Speaker A: Stupid. [00:52:58] Speaker B: I actually thought it was a good movie. [00:53:00] Speaker C: I think that it's, like, so stupidly. [00:53:03] Speaker A: Funny, but like, well, it's funny because it's so stupid. [00:53:06] Speaker C: At least, like, if we're on Xbox, like, in this randomly mad quiet, you're gonna. Guys remember the power of the owls, like, cooing in the fucking tree and yells. It's like, dude, like, imagine that guy being on set. Like, you're on the set and he's like, yeah, this is what I want to do. And they're like, what? And it's just like an owl, like, screaming at it. [00:53:28] Speaker A: Did you guys watch his special on Netflix? No, it's really. [00:53:32] Speaker C: Don't watch specials on Netflix. You're fucking so out on the specials on Netflix. [00:53:37] Speaker B: You didn't even watch your boy Shane. Shane Gilly. [00:53:40] Speaker C: No, no. [00:53:42] Speaker A: Honestly, it's so good because it's not like the sat. One of the safety brothers directed it. He did uncut gems, which I know, Nico, you still haven't seen. It's such a great movie. [00:53:51] Speaker C: Al hasn't seen uncut gem. [00:53:53] Speaker B: I'm the one that hasn't seen. I don't want to. [00:53:56] Speaker C: The worst. [00:53:56] Speaker B: I don't want to see, like, fucking anxious, you know, like, hold. I don't want that. [00:54:01] Speaker A: Especially. [00:54:04] Speaker C: People are telling you me, like, that's what you're supposed to feel during the movie. I said, then fuck you. Fuck whoever made this movie. That's so fucking super. The whole movie. Al is literally, like, exactly. It's an anxiety attack. [00:54:16] Speaker B: We don't need it. [00:54:17] Speaker C: No, I don't. So good joy gambling. I enjoy what I do. I don't mind losing that. [00:54:22] Speaker A: Yeah, but it shows you the bad, the worser side of gambling. This casual gambling. [00:54:28] Speaker C: Fucking exaggerated and, like, ridiculous. It's a movie movie. [00:54:33] Speaker A: It's actually a really good movie. Nico has a bad take on movies. He only likes Marvel movies, I think. [00:54:39] Speaker C: Nope, that's not true. [00:54:40] Speaker A: It's really child. [00:54:41] Speaker B: He's got fucking super Mario on his back screen. [00:54:43] Speaker A: Like, what are we talking about, dude? We're having this conversation. You got Super Mario on the. [00:54:48] Speaker B: I know. It's 3d. It's an a. Mario. What are you talking about? [00:54:51] Speaker A: The camera. [00:54:51] Speaker B: It's not. [00:54:52] Speaker A: This is the back of this kids. This is the kids phone right now. So that just proves exactly what I was seeing. [00:54:57] Speaker C: I've been obsessed with them, but I do different background for my phone. [00:55:00] Speaker B: I can tell because I've seen the Deadpool ones. You don't need all those vitamins. [00:55:04] Speaker A: Okay. [00:55:05] Speaker B: And they wonder. They what? They wonder why I've been calling him gay. I didn't even realize he has a cuban link gold chain. Ring, which I've never seen before. I just got honest pink. Honest finger. [00:55:17] Speaker C: I just got it. [00:55:18] Speaker B: It doesn't even look like it fits on his fucking sausage finger. [00:55:21] Speaker A: Doesn't. [00:55:22] Speaker B: It doesn't. It's bad. He needs a bigger size. Look at this thing. It doesn't fucking fit. [00:55:26] Speaker C: I would have fucking hit the. [00:55:27] Speaker A: Put that on your pinky. [00:55:29] Speaker B: Fit doesn't fit anything. [00:55:32] Speaker C: Actually kind of does fit. [00:55:33] Speaker A: Probably fit on your caulk. [00:55:35] Speaker C: Yep. [00:55:36] Speaker B: Yeah, maybe. [00:55:37] Speaker C: Actually, this was supposed to be a caulk ring instead of a. [00:55:40] Speaker A: There you go. [00:55:41] Speaker C: At the cashier at Tilly's. I love Tilly's. If I could ever do a collaboration with anybody, it would be Tilly's. [00:55:46] Speaker B: Tilly's. What the fuck says that? The place in the mall, or is that. Tell us. [00:55:49] Speaker C: It's in Tilly's is in the mall. But it's like the new pac sun because Paclia's. [00:55:54] Speaker B: You went to Claire's to get that ring? [00:55:56] Speaker C: No, I didn't go to justice. [00:55:58] Speaker B: He went to justice. Is that still a store? What? I think for the girl. [00:56:03] Speaker A: I haven't been to the mall in so long. [00:56:05] Speaker B: You're at Tilly's, dude. You don't feel like, oh, my God, Jaren Duran would fucking have a field day with you? [00:56:10] Speaker C: That I'm what? That I'm like that I'm not supposed to be shopping at Tilly's, not going to the mall. Where the fuck do you want me to shop? Like I'm not gonna shop on Amazon. Amazon. [00:56:22] Speaker B: All right, coach Faggus. [00:56:24] Speaker A: Nothing was. Nothing was better than going to the mall and just picking out like a sick outfit to go out for the two. I got. [00:56:30] Speaker C: I got two of them and I got a nice pair of shoes. [00:56:32] Speaker A: But I couldn't tell you the last time I went to a mall. I just could care less. [00:56:35] Speaker C: I went to a. I like the one at assembly row, personally. [00:56:38] Speaker B: Can I ask you an honest question? Is that girl that you're talking to, she doesn't listen to the podcast, right? [00:56:43] Speaker C: Let's. Let's pray to God. I haven't said. [00:56:46] Speaker A: Have you told her that you have. [00:56:48] Speaker C: Not tell her about the podcast? [00:56:50] Speaker A: She falls follow you online. [00:56:51] Speaker C: Yes. [00:56:52] Speaker A: Okay. So then she sees that you post podcast clips. [00:56:55] Speaker C: Well, it's just been as of recently. [00:56:57] Speaker B: So first of all, we don't post podcast. [00:56:59] Speaker C: But it's perfect. Awesome. [00:57:01] Speaker B: It's awesome. [00:57:02] Speaker C: No, no clips. [00:57:03] Speaker A: Yeah, but you have. I know she's creeped. Your profile I cannot wait for. [00:57:09] Speaker C: She has an ass. So no one fucking kids. No one's fucking saying nothing. [00:57:13] Speaker B: I can't wait for the inevitable call for Nico to be like, dude, we got to delete that. You know? [00:57:18] Speaker A: I mean, dude, what are you talking about? Your whole page is all fucking podcast shit. [00:57:24] Speaker B: Yeah, well, she's not stupid. Yeah, you'd have to be a real fuck. Well, I mean, she's probably stupid for dating you. [00:57:31] Speaker A: Well, that's a different story. [00:57:32] Speaker C: That. [00:57:33] Speaker B: Imagine, imagine how dumb the girl has to be to let you inside her that. [00:57:36] Speaker C: Well, she. Okay, stop. [00:57:38] Speaker B: She hasn't yet. Waiting for vacation. [00:57:42] Speaker C: Good girl, I guess. [00:57:43] Speaker B: Hey, you know what, though? There's not a lot of sex is better than vacation sex. [00:57:48] Speaker A: Yeah, I agree. [00:57:49] Speaker B: Would you agree? [00:57:50] Speaker A: I agree. [00:57:50] Speaker B: So I think that would be on the blind. [00:57:52] Speaker C: So if we're gonna sexes, if we're gonna, yeah, we're gonna hit it. If we're gonna hit it, we're gonna hit it on, up on a premium level on vacation. [00:57:59] Speaker B: Yeah, you better get the whiskey going. [00:58:01] Speaker C: Store it away. I have to. [00:58:03] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:58:03] Speaker C: I don't know. [00:58:04] Speaker B: Get one of those honey badges on Chelsea that you're talking about. Oh, you get them. What do they call, they call honey badges? [00:58:10] Speaker C: Got, yeah, you could call them honey badges, but, you know, actually, where I got them, I got them at the, um, at the gas station after we left indian ridge. [00:58:19] Speaker B: So he's been going to these gas stations. He swears by these things. I don't even know what they are. He says they're a packet of honey. And it's supposed to make you last longer. [00:58:27] Speaker C: Yeah, you pop it like 1530 minutes. [00:58:30] Speaker B: That's what the main thing is. Just makes you last longer. Don't you just want to get the job done quickly? [00:58:38] Speaker C: Um, actually, like, I enjoy. Good, I enjoy a long time, a longer time. I have fun. It's a lot of fun going on. [00:58:46] Speaker B: It's a lot of fun. But, yeah, I feel like you're someone that, like, look, wants to look in a mirror at yourself, don't it? No, I feel like that's a you. No, no, no. You're just looking at your mouth. [00:59:01] Speaker C: You could just, what his moves be like, I don't know. I'm built. I'm not built like that. I don't want to see that moving around and all that. Like, my friends always joke around, like, dude, like, I'd pay fucking $250 to see a sex video, Louie. Like, they just saying that just, like, fucking just from how weird it is. But, like, I wouldn't want to see myself having sex. No, that's, I don't know about that? Well, at least, like, I don't know. Like, a video is like, maybe like one thing, maybe if you're really, really getting into it, but like, nah, bro, no way. No way. [00:59:35] Speaker B: So you're not like, you're not like Patrick baby. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. You got some shit going on, dude. [00:59:41] Speaker C: It's. Hey, I got a nurse though, now, so we're good. [00:59:44] Speaker B: Oh, is that what she is? She's a nurse. [00:59:45] Speaker C: She's a nurse. [00:59:46] Speaker B: She's a outrider. Let's. Let's out her right now. [00:59:48] Speaker C: She's a big. She's a big nurse. She's big. No. [00:59:54] Speaker B: She'S a big, fat nurse, dude. [00:59:56] Speaker C: She's like a high. She's like a higher up. Higher up nurse. [00:59:59] Speaker B: She's a high. She's like a nurse manager nurse practitioner. [01:00:03] Speaker C: No, I believe they call it, like a charge nurse. [01:00:06] Speaker B: Yeah, she's in charge. Okay. She's a lead nurse. Yeah, she's a lead nurse. Where is she working? [01:00:10] Speaker C: Al, enough, enough. [01:00:14] Speaker B: I feel like if we ask him enough questions, like, we'll go back to this, because right now he's on hill. Oh, my gosh. Did you say she works again? [01:00:21] Speaker C: In the state? [01:00:21] Speaker B: In the state? [01:00:22] Speaker C: In the state hospital. [01:00:25] Speaker B: So she's a charge nurse who loves to travel. And she's with you? [01:00:29] Speaker C: She travels. And she travels. She said she likes to travel internationally at least once a year. So I have to. [01:00:35] Speaker B: You have to get your passport? [01:00:36] Speaker C: Yeah, she's on. [01:00:37] Speaker B: You guys are taking this, like, too. It's too serious for not, you know, you haven't even stuck in this either, and you might fucking plan your marriage. [01:00:45] Speaker C: No, but, hey, man, you get asked certain questions. [01:00:48] Speaker A: I mean, if you didn't hit and you're already going on vacation is crazy. Crazy. [01:00:51] Speaker C: Let's. Let's just be, let's just be realistic. Like, at the stage that I'm at with dating. Like, and if obviously I want to, like, end up getting married and having a kid, I'm gonna be 30 guys in, like, less than a month, so. [01:01:04] Speaker A: Yeah, I get it. [01:01:05] Speaker C: You know, I mean, like, that's not. So when you have those certain conversations. And if obviously I'm an overthinker, you guys know, like, that should all bug me out for, like, the first ten minutes of talking about. Then I'm like, let's just be realistic. Like, rip, like, not rip the band aid off and get it done tomorrow. But, like, yeah, obviously you got to talk about shit like that now. It's different when you're dating. Somebody at 22. [01:01:26] Speaker B: I agree. [01:01:27] Speaker C: Date for six years, and then you're at that point, right, opposed to, like, when you just start dating somebody and I'm like, I'm literally staring at 30 down the barrel. [01:01:37] Speaker B: I think that what you're saying is, is that the older you get, those deadlines, they're quicker. So, like, that's why people who are 40, they're married in fucking six months, you know, time to waste. [01:01:52] Speaker C: They don't want to build a two and a half year, three year fucking bond. You know? I mean, so, basically, it's like I'm summarizing or, like, you know, I'm just kind of. Except an accelerated program. [01:02:02] Speaker A: I've been on that. I'm actually on that program. [01:02:05] Speaker C: The access is on that. [01:02:06] Speaker A: Accelerated on that program. [01:02:08] Speaker C: So, what. How old were you when you had the kit, when you had Santino? [01:02:12] Speaker A: 35. [01:02:13] Speaker C: 35. So you'll be 70. You'll be 70 when he's 35. [01:02:19] Speaker B: I'm just turned 37. [01:02:21] Speaker C: Oh, that's right. [01:02:21] Speaker A: It was your birthday, so I'm 36. Yeah. [01:02:24] Speaker C: You're 36, so you had him 35, so. [01:02:26] Speaker A: No, I had him 36, Adam, this year. [01:02:29] Speaker C: Oh, okay. 36. So, the way that I like to look at it, like, this is why I would have already wanted to have my first kid by 30. And all that is because. Not saying that I'm going, but. But when I look at it, like, me and my dad. My dad's gonna be 60. I'm gonna be 30. I'm like, that would've been the money. That's the money age. Like, that's the money, obviously, time's totally different now. It's not like how it was back then. Like, our parents all doing it. So I think now if I get somewhere in, like, the 33 range. [01:02:57] Speaker A: Well, he'll only be 47 when Alby's 20. [01:03:01] Speaker C: Right. Cool dad. Cool dad. That's. [01:03:04] Speaker A: And he'll be 57 when Alby's 30. [01:03:07] Speaker C: 30, yeah. Fucking. Oh. Oh. So, three years. Oh. So my dad was the same thing, almost. [01:03:14] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:03:15] Speaker C: You're three years ahead of my father, essentially. With your kid. [01:03:17] Speaker B: Yeah, I had him when I was, like, 26, 27. [01:03:20] Speaker C: Yeah. Okay. So. All right. That makes sense. But, yeah, that's how I look at it now. That's how I kind of try and make it. Like, just so if I do have. End up having my first one by, like, 33. Like, 33. 66. Like, that's not bad. Like, you're still in the loop. Like, you're still. You shouldn't. Hopefully I'm alive. [01:03:35] Speaker B: Do you think your balls work. [01:03:36] Speaker C: They work. Oh, like for producing a kid? Yeah, I. Dude, I fucking hope so. Dude, that'd be a letdown. That would suck. That would suck. [01:03:47] Speaker A: Can I give you guys a blind ranking? [01:03:49] Speaker B: Yeah, go right ahead. [01:03:51] Speaker C: Yeah. Cuz I didn't have one set up. [01:03:53] Speaker A: All right, perfect. [01:03:54] Speaker C: I didn't. [01:03:55] Speaker B: This is separate or together? [01:03:57] Speaker A: Together is fine. I don't mind. [01:03:58] Speaker B: We're going to Kevin. [01:03:59] Speaker C: We're gonna do it together. [01:04:00] Speaker B: Devil's threesome. [01:04:01] Speaker A: I'm saying. Saying some of the worst, not the worst things that can ever happen to you, but like, out of these five, what's the worst? [01:04:12] Speaker C: Okay, I was thinking about something that. I was thinking about something like this. So go ahead. [01:04:18] Speaker A: All right. Waving back to somebody. That's waving to the person behind you. [01:04:29] Speaker B: I did that today. I did that last night at a game. A kid at second base was waving clearly to the person behind me, but I knew it and I still waved at him and then said, you don't wave to me. This is a ten year old kid. [01:04:43] Speaker A: But you did that on purpose. [01:04:45] Speaker B: Yes, to make him feel awkward. [01:04:48] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:04:51] Speaker B: I don't think it's that bad because I think that you're the only one that notices. I'm gonna put that in the full hole. [01:04:57] Speaker C: That's. I was going four or five. [01:04:59] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:05:00] Speaker C: Cuz I think of it also, as in like, yo, don't fucking look at me and wave in my direction and do something. Yeah, like I flip it. I'm like, yeah, that's on you. And I wave. And now if you're not actually acknowledging my wave, like, oh, my bad. Like, I actually was waving to my father behind you. Now just. Yeah, now it's like, fuck you. So what do you want to do? You want to really want to put that for? I mean, if we. [01:05:23] Speaker B: Let's keep it at four, because there's got to be something less than that. [01:05:26] Speaker C: Be something worse. [01:05:27] Speaker B: I mean, I embarrass myself all the time. We're on this fucking podcast. [01:05:30] Speaker C: Me too. [01:05:30] Speaker A: Yeah, that's true. [01:05:31] Speaker C: Me too. [01:05:32] Speaker A: What about getting chased by an angry. [01:05:34] Speaker B: Dog as worst things to happen? I mean, they can bite. I don't really get chased by dogs because. [01:05:40] Speaker C: Me neither. I've. I've actually. I've gotten approached by one of my mother's dogs. I was in the backyard, she came out of the bulkhead. She never met me before. I thought that the dog was going to jump up and latch onto my neck. And then that was it. Shout out to Roseanne, having legit the. [01:05:54] Speaker A: Calling of Tazan, but put yourself in the scenario where you all running down the street, getting chased by an angry dog. I know, but it doesn't matter if. [01:06:01] Speaker C: It'S never happened about, like, boys in the hoods. [01:06:03] Speaker B: Let's go to. Let's go to there. [01:06:05] Speaker C: Fine, let's go to. Because, like, the repercussions. Yeah, we have bit by dog fucking hurt. But, like, that's never. I've never been chased by that dog. [01:06:14] Speaker A: All right, what about stepping on a Lego? Middle of the night, you got to get up to pee. You walk into the bathroom. [01:06:21] Speaker C: Dude, I literally walk. I literally fucking smashed my face off of molding and chipped my tooth. Like, that was terrible. So just got to go three or five. [01:06:32] Speaker B: Let's go three because it's going to kill you. [01:06:34] Speaker C: I wish he should have said. I wish he said something. I wish he said. He stubbed my toe against the bed frame because that's where I. [01:06:39] Speaker B: Similar. [01:06:40] Speaker A: It's very similar. [01:06:41] Speaker C: Okay, so we have two, three, four. Right? Now. [01:06:44] Speaker B: What do I call that? Three. [01:06:45] Speaker A: What about dropping an ice cream? You just bought one. [01:06:50] Speaker C: One. [01:06:51] Speaker B: I think dropping anything that you just bought. Cause you like. It doesn't matter what it is so hungry for. It doesn't matter what it is. Could be a slice of pizza. Could be anything. Anything at all. [01:07:02] Speaker C: I think that would. [01:07:04] Speaker B: That anything that you just bought is. [01:07:06] Speaker C: The worst thing we could look up. Like, methods of things to, like, fucking trigger you to commit a murder. That would be one of them for me. Like, instantly, once I drop all my food. Now I want to stab somebody else, like, in the throat. I want to ruin somebody else's day. Because now my days. [01:07:21] Speaker A: I mean, that definitely sucks, because now. [01:07:24] Speaker C: I'm just thinking about his. Glenn's. If I was to go to Glenn's right now and, like, pick it up, pick up my beef on a tray and, like, say someone doesn't say, like, oh, behind you or, excuse me. And I turn, and it bumps, and the thing falls on the ground. I'm going to grab the tray and smash. Almost smash simultaneously. [01:07:39] Speaker B: I have even a better story for you. We were doing our. The diet. We got off the diet. Okay. [01:07:48] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:07:49] Speaker B: And it was one of the first times I was doing a cheat meal. We got McDonald's. Late at night. My kids hold in the bag. [01:07:55] Speaker A: Oh, no drops at all. [01:07:58] Speaker B: The fries end up on my driveway. I legitimately thought of Chris Ben wiring this kid. [01:08:04] Speaker A: Like, I was flip out on him. [01:08:06] Speaker B: No. First of all, I let him hold the bag. I let him hold the bag. A bite of one of the fries. I got one. One or two fries. They were hot. They were salty. [01:08:14] Speaker A: They were perfect fries. [01:08:16] Speaker B: Perfect McDonald's fresh fries. Dude. They were the freshest fries. They clearly just came out of the fry. Like they. They burnt it. Like, hurt to eat them, but you could. They were so soft. [01:08:25] Speaker C: They still have the oil on them because they got like a. [01:08:27] Speaker B: He's holding the bag and I'm like, and he had other stuff in his hand, and then he dropped it. All the fries went onto the. Onto the ground. But he didn't want to say nothing until we got into the house and. And we get into the house, I'm like, where's all the fries? He goes, I didn't want to say nothing, but they all fell. [01:08:44] Speaker A: But why didn't you. He say something sooner? You would have just drove probably right back. [01:08:49] Speaker B: I would have just drove back. [01:08:50] Speaker A: Right back. [01:08:51] Speaker B: But it was at that point, I'm like, you know when you want something? [01:08:54] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:08:55] Speaker B: Like you were craving it. [01:08:56] Speaker A: Yeah. Oh, it's the worst. Fuck. [01:08:58] Speaker B: And then that happened. [01:08:59] Speaker A: He's a dickhead. Well, that goes to show he's afraid of you. [01:09:02] Speaker B: He should be afraid. [01:09:03] Speaker A: That's what it is. [01:09:04] Speaker B: Walk fucking four people into lose the game. He should be afraid. [01:09:07] Speaker A: Yeah, I'd be sad. All right, last one. Where are we on this list? So you have. [01:09:13] Speaker C: This is what you shouldn't do with the blind. Five is just leave five open. But let's see what it is. [01:09:19] Speaker A: Saying, sending a nude to your mom, you meant to send to your girlfriend again. [01:09:25] Speaker C: Nothing that's thankfully never has happened to me. And I've sent plenty of nudes. [01:09:31] Speaker B: He said. [01:09:32] Speaker A: He said plenty of nudes. Plenty. [01:09:35] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:09:35] Speaker B: He said plenty of nudes. [01:09:36] Speaker C: I sent himself into that one. Five. [01:09:41] Speaker B: I don't think your mother would care. [01:09:43] Speaker C: My mother would probably. [01:09:44] Speaker A: What if it's okay? What if it's not, like, okay? What if it's not just like a picture, you dick? What if it's a video of you, like, jerking off? [01:09:52] Speaker B: Oh, jerk off. [01:09:53] Speaker C: That's like. That's disgusting. [01:09:55] Speaker A: Imagine. [01:09:55] Speaker B: Have you ever said to jerk off? [01:09:56] Speaker C: That's sick. [01:09:57] Speaker B: Have you ever seen a jerk off video? [01:09:59] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:09:59] Speaker B: Of you coming? [01:10:00] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:10:02] Speaker B: That's a tough one. You know why? That's a tough one. [01:10:04] Speaker C: Per request. [01:10:05] Speaker B: I get it, but you know why that's a tough one? You don't look great when you come coming. [01:10:08] Speaker C: Obviously not. I know. That's bad. [01:10:12] Speaker B: No, that should be one. [01:10:14] Speaker A: Listen, we probably not putting his face in it. [01:10:18] Speaker C: Yeah. No, I'm not. [01:10:19] Speaker A: You're not putting your face in it? [01:10:21] Speaker C: No, never. Never. [01:10:22] Speaker B: Okay, well, he's cut the gayest tattoos. She obviously knows it's him. It says, why so serious across his chest? I guess there's another person with her contact. She's gonna know it's his dick, dude. [01:10:31] Speaker A: No, no, no. I know that. But if you're sending that video, you're probably nothing doing. Like this, where I get it, you like this? [01:10:41] Speaker B: All bent over with his fucking stomach, all fucking. He's gonna look good doing it. [01:10:47] Speaker A: No, you have a valid point. [01:10:49] Speaker B: No, no, it's. I'm saying it's a body, face, everything. You never look good doing that, so. I would never send that video personally. [01:10:56] Speaker A: Well, I'm just saying what's. Oh, so you. That's the worst that would be. [01:11:01] Speaker B: No, it has to be, like, the least amount. Like. Yeah, so, like, basically, we should put that as Nico's thing that he's just fucking sending out pitches. [01:11:07] Speaker A: Yeah, that came in his five ice cream. Dropping his ice cream was worse than sending his mother anew. [01:11:13] Speaker C: That's still. That. I swear to God. That's. That's valid. Like, that's very valid. [01:11:18] Speaker A: You are telling me you would be more draw. You'd be more embarrassed if you dropped your ice cream on the same. You'd be more angry. [01:11:27] Speaker C: Shit, that, like. Yeah, the worst. [01:11:29] Speaker A: Yeah. You think it's worse to drop my. Drop your ice cream? [01:11:34] Speaker C: You just caught my cock. [01:11:36] Speaker A: Then send your mother a video of you jerking off coming. [01:11:40] Speaker C: That wasn't even the original. [01:11:41] Speaker A: But that is it. That's it now. That's it now. That wasn't it, but now I changed it. [01:11:46] Speaker C: It's not changing. No, I fucking know. If we went to Dairymaid right now and I got a fucking ice cream, and you fucking tomahawk that out of my hand. Let's fight each other to the death. [01:11:58] Speaker B: Okay, so what if he did the same thing, took one of those things and sent it to him other at the same time? You could take back one of them. Let's say you could take back one of them. Would you rather have that ice cream in your hand or that Texan sent. [01:12:08] Speaker C: I'd rather have the ice cream. [01:12:10] Speaker A: Exactly. [01:12:11] Speaker C: Loves. [01:12:12] Speaker B: I mother seen it before, right? [01:12:17] Speaker C: Yeah, probably multiple. [01:12:19] Speaker A: So clip it, ship it, tag his mother in the video. [01:12:22] Speaker C: It is what it is. [01:12:24] Speaker B: She's actually seen yours before. [01:12:26] Speaker C: Yeah. Right? Yeah, yeah. So I'm good. [01:12:29] Speaker A: It's gotta be nothing worse than your mother seeing your hard dick. That's got a sock. [01:12:34] Speaker C: Probably does suck, Justin. It probably does suck. [01:12:37] Speaker B: I'm sure you know who doesn't have that problem. [01:12:40] Speaker C: Justin. [01:12:40] Speaker B: Justin. Yeah, so I was waiting to it. [01:12:45] Speaker C: But that would make it seem bad. Like, sorry that you don't have that problem. Like, my bad. [01:12:49] Speaker B: I mean, she. She's probably watching him every day. [01:12:54] Speaker C: Good. [01:12:55] Speaker B: Go, justy, go. [01:12:57] Speaker A: Look at that stroke, justy. I knew you had it in ya. Oh, that. You made me that grandbaby with that good feet. [01:13:05] Speaker B: She was probably pushing them, like, midsummer. [01:13:07] Speaker A: Yeah, give me that. [01:13:09] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, pushing them. [01:13:10] Speaker C: That fucking. [01:13:12] Speaker A: I just couldn't get out for some. [01:13:13] Speaker C: Reason was just fucking gross, bro. [01:13:19] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, we're still talking about. [01:13:21] Speaker B: That movie fucking two years later. [01:13:22] Speaker C: That's how scarring the movie is. [01:13:25] Speaker B: Bring back movie the week. [01:13:26] Speaker A: We should a hundred percent. [01:13:27] Speaker C: Yes. I'm down. [01:13:28] Speaker B: You don't watch movies? [01:13:30] Speaker C: I do watch movies. [01:13:31] Speaker A: No, you never watch them. [01:13:32] Speaker B: Well, now that you're all cuffed, you getting cuffed? Is this girl like to watch movies like we like? We like Sprite Zeros, kid. [01:13:40] Speaker C: Really? Yeah, I. Yeah, I like. We like movies. [01:13:43] Speaker A: Did you end up watching? Um. What movie did I tell you to watch? [01:13:48] Speaker B: I don't know. [01:13:49] Speaker A: We just talked about it two weeks ago. I can't remember the fucking name of the movie. I said it was good trapped. Did you watch trapped yet? [01:13:56] Speaker B: Yeah, it was all right over there. [01:13:58] Speaker A: It was, like, not my favorite movie, but it wasn't my least favorite movie at the same time. It was a good not hangover movie. I don't want to say that it was a good movie to watch at home. [01:14:12] Speaker B: Easy watch. [01:14:12] Speaker A: Yeah, I want easy watch. I want to see alien really bad. [01:14:16] Speaker B: I do wish there was more killing. [01:14:18] Speaker A: There was none. [01:14:21] Speaker B: There was none. He pushed a girl down a flight to see us. [01:14:23] Speaker A: Yeah, she definitely didn't die. [01:14:24] Speaker B: No, she didn't die. [01:14:26] Speaker A: I definitely want to see Beetlejuice and I want to see alien. [01:14:31] Speaker B: When's terrifying come out? [01:14:34] Speaker A: That is coming out October 11. We're supposed to go the 15th. [01:14:40] Speaker B: You have that all set up? [01:14:41] Speaker A: No, nobody answered the message, so I'll happily grab tickets. [01:14:50] Speaker B: I don't know. Is that a Tuesday? [01:14:51] Speaker A: It's a Tuesday. [01:14:53] Speaker B: Tuesday is right now my only day off. [01:14:55] Speaker A: Oh, that's perfect. We're gonna do, like, dinner and go to the movie. [01:14:58] Speaker B: We'll see. I'll probably schedule practice. [01:15:00] Speaker A: That's stupid. [01:15:01] Speaker B: Knockout. Terrified. [01:15:02] Speaker A: Are you coming? Me? Yes. [01:15:05] Speaker B: Have you been coming? [01:15:06] Speaker C: I be. I'll be. I was supposed to be working, but if you work Tuesdays now instead of Sundays, I'll see if the lady friend has it off and we can come. [01:15:17] Speaker B: You get that? You ain't lasting October 15. Dude, that's six weeks away. [01:15:20] Speaker A: It depends on how this vacation goes. [01:15:22] Speaker C: So surprised, brother. It'd be so. [01:15:24] Speaker B: I'll be surprised. [01:15:25] Speaker C: Just be so surprised. Don't worry. You know, one day I'm getting itched and that's. [01:15:31] Speaker B: I feel like you're like too into it. [01:15:34] Speaker C: What? [01:15:34] Speaker B: You're like too want to get married and you're gonna push something like, um, no. Get a russian bride. Do get a bride. [01:15:40] Speaker C: No. [01:15:44] Speaker A: Go to Thailand. [01:15:45] Speaker C: I have. I literally don't. [01:15:47] Speaker B: Maybe a kid will actually be tall if you get like one of those tall rushes. [01:15:49] Speaker C: I don't deserve what I have right now. That's how. That's how good it is so far. So I'm. I like where I'm at. I like where I'm at. Great, great girl. Great girl. Guys gonna love her. [01:15:59] Speaker B: This is funny because she also did. [01:16:01] Speaker C: Call me a piece of shit for eating the chocolate around a peanut m. [01:16:04] Speaker A: And m. Yeah, you will. You are. [01:16:06] Speaker B: She's like, I actually totally forgot about that. Did you put that up online? Cuz that's disgusting. [01:16:10] Speaker A: I don't know. [01:16:11] Speaker C: I have the video and Justin said to put it up and we never did. [01:16:13] Speaker A: We'll put it up when you say we never did. [01:16:18] Speaker C: Me. Okay, me. I never put it up. Sure. [01:16:22] Speaker B: That was disgusting. [01:16:23] Speaker A: Yeah, he'll post that video actually, probably in the next like 30 to 40 minutes. [01:16:28] Speaker B: He's gonna say 30, 40 days. [01:16:30] Speaker A: Uh, but it was. We did our fantasy football draft in the backyard, which was a nice time. This kid is over here, whatever comes in with a bag of peanut M and M's. He starts eating the peanut m and M's. He's eating the chocolate around the peanut Ms and spitting the peanuts into a water bottle. I go, what are you to doing? Because I don't like them. I go, why did you get the fucking peanut m and M's done if you don't like them? Makes no sense to me. And his answer was, you get more m and m. Yeah, you do. [01:17:06] Speaker C: You do. You get more chocolate around the nut. Then I think in the regular m and m, the regular M and M's just like, just not it. [01:17:14] Speaker A: How do you feel about mini M. [01:17:15] Speaker C: And Ms, the superior m and m? [01:17:17] Speaker A: I think mini m and M's are the superior m and mh by far. [01:17:21] Speaker C: You ever go to CV's and get the bag? [01:17:23] Speaker B: Of course. [01:17:24] Speaker C: Oh my God, the bag. It's like fucking this, this big. I think that fucking fat that. When I lived in the north, then I live next to CB's used to have two bags just on the. [01:17:36] Speaker B: I think every variation of m and M is better than the regular m and m. Yeah. So the peanut butter, m and m. The caramel M and M. Pretzel. Pretzel, m and m. The fucking peanut m and m. All those. Infinitely better than the regular m and. [01:17:48] Speaker C: M. Yeah, I'm there with you. I don't. Now listen, there are some that I've tried. Like, I'm not, but I'm not gonna try, like, coffee, cold brew, m and Ms. Like, I'm sorry. That's. I'm good. [01:18:00] Speaker B: They have those? [01:18:00] Speaker A: Yeah, it's a pass for me. [01:18:02] Speaker B: Yeah, I try them. I try about anything. [01:18:04] Speaker C: I tried the fudge brownie ones. Those are actually pretty fucking good. Those are definitely better than a regular m and m. They have. Bro, what are the ones? Oh, is it pretzel or like, crunch where it's like cherry. Yeah, yeah. [01:18:15] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, the crunch. [01:18:16] Speaker C: Crunch. Yeah, they're just called crunch. And it's like, very airy. Tastes better than a regular m and. [01:18:21] Speaker A: M. See, I was never a big enough. [01:18:23] Speaker C: Really good for. If you're down bad and don't have any chewing tobacco, buy a bunch of m and M's, pack them shits in your mouth and let them just sit there in your mouth. [01:18:32] Speaker A: Okay. [01:18:32] Speaker C: Am I that, is that just me? That's probably just me. [01:18:35] Speaker A: Probably just beef jerky, maybe. Might be a good one. [01:18:38] Speaker C: That. Yeah, that also. Yeah, I guess that's about actually a better scenario. [01:18:41] Speaker A: It's juicy. [01:18:42] Speaker B: I don't think I got the straw josh strength for June jerky anymore. Pounding jerky. And my fucking jaw goes for. I know. [01:18:49] Speaker A: You got to get the good jerky. [01:18:50] Speaker B: I could never suck that jerky. [01:18:52] Speaker A: You gotta get that jerky from that. [01:18:54] Speaker C: Dude, Dave the korean wife. [01:18:56] Speaker B: Jeff. [01:18:56] Speaker C: Whatever. [01:18:56] Speaker B: It is famous. [01:18:57] Speaker A: Oh, I ordered some the other day. I still got a bag of my house. It's so good. [01:19:01] Speaker C: Oh, you still supply. You still getting it from Jeff? [01:19:03] Speaker A: Hundred percent. [01:19:04] Speaker C: That and the condo was. [01:19:05] Speaker A: But I. I just pay for it. [01:19:07] Speaker B: I ate some glazed peanuts the other day and my jaw started getting tired. [01:19:10] Speaker A: That's kind of weird. [01:19:11] Speaker C: See, that's what happens when you eat nuts. That's why I don't eat nuts. No, I just don't like the taste of them. [01:19:19] Speaker B: Like, I don't even get it. I don't get it. Chocolate covered peanut Ms. Oh, he's just such a clown. You're a clown. [01:19:26] Speaker A: He eats like a child. [01:19:27] Speaker C: What? Yeah, yeah, yeah, you do. [01:19:30] Speaker A: You eat like a child. [01:19:30] Speaker C: I am. Well, aware what I do. It's, it's, it is. [01:19:33] Speaker A: He's a big chicken finger guy. French fry guy. Give him a fucking roast beef with ketchup on it. [01:19:39] Speaker C: He's like a little kidde. And mashed potatoes with ketchup and I'll be fine. [01:19:43] Speaker A: Yeah, it's like even that. [01:19:46] Speaker B: Mashed potatoes with ketchup. You put ketchup on your cutlet. [01:19:50] Speaker C: So I'll take the cutlet and I'll dip it in fucking mashed potatoes and I'll put ketchup. [01:19:53] Speaker A: I'll do that with applesauce. I like applesauce. [01:19:56] Speaker C: That's fucking gross. [01:19:57] Speaker A: Or mustard. [01:19:58] Speaker B: Mustard ain't bad. Mustard ain't bad. Not hot like leftover. [01:20:03] Speaker A: Listen, a cold cutlet. Yes, cold cutlethe and bread. It's unbelievably bad. [01:20:08] Speaker B: So then don't say Thai living on cold. [01:20:10] Speaker C: Try it with ketchup. [01:20:11] Speaker B: No, ketchup's disgust. [01:20:12] Speaker A: Ketchup is. [01:20:13] Speaker C: That's your fucking loser. [01:20:15] Speaker B: No. [01:20:15] Speaker C: What's your favorite condiment? [01:20:18] Speaker B: Blue cheese, probably. [01:20:20] Speaker A: Blue cheese is good, but I don't look at it as a condiment. [01:20:22] Speaker B: All right, so we considering a comment condiment? [01:20:25] Speaker A: I'm saying, I'm gonna say big three. Say, that's addressing, give me the big three. [01:20:28] Speaker C: I would say his address. [01:20:29] Speaker A: I'm saying mayo, mustard, ketchup. That's the big three. [01:20:33] Speaker C: Mayo, mustard, ketchup. Ketchup, mayo, mustard. That's how I rank them. [01:20:36] Speaker A: Yeah, that's. [01:20:37] Speaker C: I love mayo. Cane's mayonnaise. I would dip my dick in that. [01:20:41] Speaker A: But it also depends on what food you're eating. Has a lot to do with it. [01:20:45] Speaker B: Ketchup would be so follow down the. [01:20:48] Speaker C: Thing on tuna, chicken salad. [01:20:49] Speaker A: Like, I only like ketchup on burgers. [01:20:51] Speaker B: And I wouldn't call that a condiment, though. Condiment to me. Like, so, yeah, that's like a. You're mixing that chicken salad. So I'm not calling that, I'm saying something that you're adding mayo to the top of something. [01:21:05] Speaker A: Yeah. Like a burger. That's what you. That's what I do for a burger. [01:21:08] Speaker C: I really only will do mayo, though, on a burger. If I have ketchup though as well. [01:21:11] Speaker A: Well, I do ketchup, mustard, mayo. [01:21:13] Speaker B: You could only have one for the rest of your life. You'd pick ketchup? I'd pick mustard. [01:21:18] Speaker A: I like mustard better because you could do it on sandwiches and you have a different variety. [01:21:22] Speaker B: Yep. [01:21:23] Speaker A: I can get some old dude stone ground mustard on a fucking sandwich all day. [01:21:26] Speaker B: Ketchup is deserving. Disgusting. I can just. [01:21:29] Speaker A: Ketchup's good for fries. I like ketchup for fries. [01:21:32] Speaker B: I'm even out fries. I'm even out on that. [01:21:33] Speaker C: Chicken burger. Steak and cheese. What else can you have ketchup with? [01:21:39] Speaker B: Steak and cheese does not belong on you probably. Ketchup does not belong on steak and cheese. Just like my wife. And she gets made fun of just as bad. [01:21:47] Speaker C: Fucking right. [01:21:47] Speaker B: She eats, like, bacon, egg, and cheeses and puts ketchup in it like a fucking weirdo. [01:21:51] Speaker C: That's unreal. Yes. Bacon, egg, and cheese. Add that as a ketchup. Ketchup item. [01:21:56] Speaker B: You don't need ketchup. Ketchup. Trash. Well, it's for trash, people. [01:21:59] Speaker C: Oh, it's not. It's fucking unbelievable. I love ketchup. [01:22:04] Speaker B: Trash. Human being. [01:22:05] Speaker C: Feed me ketchup. [01:22:06] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:22:07] Speaker C: Best condom I know. [01:22:08] Speaker B: There's a couple things that I know if people. [01:22:11] Speaker C: Pepsi. Team Coke, team mustard, team ketchup. [01:22:15] Speaker A: Ketchup without weigh the j fine. Loves ketchup. [01:22:19] Speaker B: Trash bag. He finds a fucking trash bag. [01:22:22] Speaker A: Loves ketchup. [01:22:23] Speaker B: From Lebanon. Is he lebanese? [01:22:25] Speaker A: He's lebanese. [01:22:25] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:22:26] Speaker B: The Lebanon. There's no way the Lebanese, they would fucking eat ketchup like that. So I don't want to hear that. [01:22:31] Speaker C: They probably love caramel. [01:22:32] Speaker A: Loves it. [01:22:33] Speaker B: Why caramel? [01:22:34] Speaker C: I don't know. [01:22:35] Speaker B: That's like. They like olive oil. [01:22:36] Speaker A: I've been rewatching Game of Thrones, by the way. I'm on season. I just started season five. It's just so good. [01:22:45] Speaker C: Well, season five is one of the best, if not the best season at all. [01:22:48] Speaker A: On season, it's either four or five. I'm not really sure. [01:22:52] Speaker C: Is Jon Snow. Did he get revived or. [01:22:55] Speaker A: No, no, he's not dead yet. So season four. [01:22:57] Speaker C: Okay, so it's. [01:22:58] Speaker A: He just became the commander. [01:22:59] Speaker C: He's gonna die at the end of season four. [01:23:01] Speaker A: Yeah. And then I've already seen it before. [01:23:03] Speaker C: Then he wakes up. I know he wakes up in season five, the opening episode. [01:23:08] Speaker A: So there's. I've been watching that in prison break going back and forth. Did you finish prison break out the original set? [01:23:17] Speaker B: Yes, I'm pretty sure I finished. And then they came out with another one that I didn't watch. [01:23:21] Speaker A: Did they? [01:23:22] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. They came out with its movie. They come out with, like, six different things you got to rewatch. They had, like, a two hour special with their. Somewhere else. Then they had another. They came out with another whole season. [01:23:31] Speaker A: I'm on season three right now, and they're in, like, a different prison that's my. [01:23:37] Speaker B: I gotta rewatch that whole thing. [01:23:39] Speaker A: They were in a prison in Mexico. Is the Mexican not Mexico? It's, uh. It's like Mexico, but it's not Mexico. I can't think of the fucking name of it. [01:23:47] Speaker C: Cuba. [01:23:48] Speaker B: Ecuador. [01:23:49] Speaker A: Nope. [01:23:49] Speaker B: Uruguay. [01:23:50] Speaker C: Peru. Peru. [01:23:51] Speaker A: Nope. [01:23:52] Speaker B: Chile. [01:23:52] Speaker A: Nope. Let's say close. [01:23:54] Speaker C: Guantanamo. [01:23:55] Speaker A: Nicaragua? Nope. [01:23:56] Speaker C: They're not in Guantanamo. [01:23:57] Speaker B: Cuba? [01:23:58] Speaker A: Nope. It's tropical. Spanish people. [01:24:02] Speaker B: I know. [01:24:03] Speaker C: What? Puerto Rico. [01:24:04] Speaker A: Nope. [01:24:05] Speaker B: Haiti? [01:24:05] Speaker A: No. [01:24:05] Speaker B: Haiti. [01:24:06] Speaker A: Nope. [01:24:07] Speaker B: Haitian? [01:24:08] Speaker A: No. [01:24:09] Speaker C: Do you know the answer? [01:24:10] Speaker A: I do when you say it. [01:24:11] Speaker C: Oh, okay. I'm like, dude, what season is it? [01:24:14] Speaker A: Season three. [01:24:15] Speaker B: Season. [01:24:15] Speaker C: Mexico for you. Taiwan. [01:24:18] Speaker B: El Salvador. [01:24:19] Speaker A: No. [01:24:20] Speaker B: What's it called? Prison break. [01:24:22] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. I can't think of the fucking name of it. [01:24:27] Speaker C: Panama. [01:24:28] Speaker A: Panama. [01:24:30] Speaker B: You think so? [01:24:31] Speaker A: It is 100%, 150%. [01:24:36] Speaker B: It's a panamanian jail. [01:24:37] Speaker A: Yep. [01:24:38] Speaker B: Good job. [01:24:41] Speaker C: I've been watching. Well, what I've been meaning to watch, I've been mean to watch the new season of ring of power. [01:24:47] Speaker A: I didn't get into it. [01:24:49] Speaker C: I like it because that's just, like, the type of show that I like to watch. [01:24:52] Speaker A: So do. I mean, I love. [01:24:53] Speaker C: I stopped watching Banshee, but you fell off. No, I mean, it's a. It's a good. It's a good one. You're, like, in the mood for, like, that type of show to throw that show on. I haven't watched all of it at all. You said it only gets crazier. [01:25:07] Speaker B: What's the best? [01:25:08] Speaker C: Okay, so maybe I should pick it up. [01:25:10] Speaker B: Like, reach your own fucking crack. [01:25:13] Speaker C: I. Yeah, it is like, I totally understand why you like. You'd like. If you like reach, you'd like that show. It is very reacher esque. It literally is very reacher esque. [01:25:23] Speaker B: It's like a less corny reacher. [01:25:25] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:25:25] Speaker B: More gritty. [01:25:27] Speaker C: It's definitely a little bit more gritty. It's definitely a little reach. [01:25:29] Speaker B: You get the whole, like, oh, my God, he's so tall. When he's, like, six three, he's so big. [01:25:34] Speaker C: It's like. It's like the amazing, like, the wow factor of, like, how, like, Alan Richard is built opposed to Anthony Starr, who's, like, just like, a normal dude. [01:25:43] Speaker B: Normal dude. [01:25:44] Speaker C: But he just got, like, that weird twitch in his eye that, like. [01:25:48] Speaker B: So it's hard for me. For him. For me to see him as Homeland Homelander, especially at the beginning, it. So I haven't watched the boys yet. [01:25:58] Speaker C: It's hard for me to not see Homelander when I'm watching the right. I'm like. I'm like, you know, he's fucking australian. [01:26:05] Speaker B: Yeah, he, like, talks, like, legit Australian early. [01:26:09] Speaker C: Oh, he's got very good. He's got very good, like, pronunciation for all that other shit. [01:26:14] Speaker A: All right, do you guys have a movie to pick? [01:26:16] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:26:18] Speaker B: Oh, we're picking a movie of the week for next week. Well, episode 100 is next week. [01:26:23] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. [01:26:23] Speaker B: That's a big episode. Huge episode. Would not as big as can be. Even though Justin made fun of the steel and Nas guys that time when they had the hundred sticker behind. [01:26:31] Speaker A: Well, they did balloons and shit. Was weird. [01:26:34] Speaker B: So, I mean, I don't want to. [01:26:35] Speaker A: Do any of that, but you make. [01:26:37] Speaker B: It a big deal about it. [01:26:38] Speaker A: I don't think I'm making a big deal of it. [01:26:40] Speaker B: I honestly was going to save that criticism because I could pitch you getting balloons and then just be like, see how you went back on your word. [01:26:47] Speaker A: See, I'm not like that. I'm not a. I'm not like a balloon guy. I had nothing legitimately. Zero plans. [01:26:57] Speaker C: Bring on movies. [01:26:58] Speaker A: Yeah, I gotta shit my pants, guys. [01:27:01] Speaker C: Time out. Relax. [01:27:03] Speaker B: Take a shit. [01:27:03] Speaker C: We'll talk shin. So this week, what comes out is the trance transformers one. [01:27:09] Speaker A: Yeah, it's the cartoon. No one wants to watch that. [01:27:11] Speaker C: Okay? [01:27:13] Speaker B: Oh, so it has to be at the movies. [01:27:15] Speaker C: Is that what you speak? No. Evil. No, it doesn't. I'm just gonna. I was just gonna. [01:27:18] Speaker B: Yeah, probably. It's probably a good idea to be, like, somewhat relevant. [01:27:21] Speaker C: What about the killers game? This looks like there's a lot of people on that. [01:27:24] Speaker B: Maybe you should look at the movies because he's a to do one half retard. [01:27:27] Speaker A: Yeah, I think. [01:27:29] Speaker C: No. Cause Justin picks fucking stupid ass midsummer movies. I don't want to watch, like, weird ass shit. [01:27:33] Speaker B: I do like. I do like the fact that when you don't like movies that we force you to watch. [01:27:39] Speaker A: I like that too. [01:27:40] Speaker C: I don't know. I got forced to watch nine movies in a row that I fucking hated. [01:27:44] Speaker B: Do you feel like everything that Justin. [01:27:46] Speaker C: Wants movie that I request? [01:27:48] Speaker A: I want to take a shit. That's what I wanted. [01:27:49] Speaker B: Justin refuses to let you talk sports, talk gambling on this podcast. He wants Sunday service off. [01:27:57] Speaker C: It's tough. [01:27:58] Speaker B: The Internet. That's true. He doesn't want Sunday service anywhere. Now he thinks you should do it on your own thing. [01:28:09] Speaker C: Cool. I don't tell you. I mean, I don't know if it doesn't have any really, like, relationship to the page. I said that I would just do it on my own, but I mean. [01:28:20] Speaker B: Then again, I said we need a mix of everything. So I think if funny and I like how much it bothers Justin, so. [01:28:26] Speaker C: So keep doing it. [01:28:27] Speaker B: I would keep doing it, and I would make it as bland as possible. [01:28:31] Speaker C: If our page was flooded with so much of our other content that it didn't make sense to put it on there, then fine. We we're lucky if we get a post up a week now. [01:28:38] Speaker B: We are so fucking slacking, dude. [01:28:40] Speaker C: It's tough. [01:28:41] Speaker B: Why? [01:28:42] Speaker C: I don't know. I don't know. I think, I think I have a lot to do with it, to be honest. I really do. [01:28:47] Speaker B: I think I do too. [01:28:48] Speaker C: I think I have enough time in these days where I can go and just make, like two to three clips, which would like very much help. And I don't like, I I should very much go and do the blind five. That should be mainly what I look for every time that the episode comes out. And I should clip that up and ship it up. Now. Could I still do it? Sure. Will I do it now? That's to be determined. I have tomorrow off, so you should. [01:29:14] Speaker B: Do blind five stuff. [01:29:15] Speaker C: I'll go do. I should. My goal tomorrow should be to go. I think we've been doing it for what, five should only have to go back to the four or I probably. [01:29:23] Speaker B: Have the timestamps because I write down the timestamps on everything. [01:29:25] Speaker C: If you write down the timestamps, that would be helpful. So I don't have to go. [01:29:28] Speaker B: Let me see. I'm going to go back to last week's episode. Well, let's go to. What do we got? 95. Nico got tits. I guess I wrote that down on episode 95. Blind rankings. Why? I don't know. Nico gut tits on episode 15, episode 90, 515 minutes in. I don't know. [01:29:51] Speaker C: Okay. [01:29:52] Speaker B: And then I have Skyler and Duran. So we must been talking about how. [01:29:55] Speaker C: Skylar denied redeemed Duran shared Duran as he was on a mental laps. [01:29:59] Speaker B: And then we have the blind rankings at 1 hour and 38 minutes in. [01:30:03] Speaker C: That has to be me and you episode. [01:30:05] Speaker B: The 95 blind rankings. [01:30:12] Speaker C: Hey, sue, they're only one episode. [01:30:15] Speaker B: No, but I definitely have it on others because I could see the Tommy episode. [01:30:20] Speaker C: Oh, shit. [01:30:22] Speaker B: I'm just not. Why the fuck is it? Yeah, see this one I didn't write down. See what I mean? Blind rank and sense an hour and ten. I timestamp everything. I don't fuck around. It's just I don't have time to do this stuff. [01:30:37] Speaker C: You captain time timestamp. [01:30:39] Speaker B: I gotta go back. We're going back to that episode. I gotta see this. This 15 minutes in. Niko's got tits. [01:30:46] Speaker C: Yeah. Yeah. [01:30:47] Speaker B: Pull that up. I mean, we gotta. We gotta see that. [01:30:52] Speaker C: Niko's got tits. I can't even think, Al. What? [01:30:55] Speaker B: Me neither. That's what I'm saying. [01:30:58] Speaker C: What's so funny is, like, episode 95. That was, like, almost a month and. [01:31:02] Speaker B: A half ago, so black chat. Okay? That's that. [01:31:07] Speaker C: Oh, black charizard. We were sitting here. It was good to see. It was good to get some. I guess that's proof that he has a brother. Yeah. [01:31:24] Speaker B: That is crazy. I mean, I just feel like it's kicking up a notch for some reason, asking you to be in videos and shit. So I don't know what's going on on that. [01:31:31] Speaker C: I don't. Maybe somebody with some fucking words of wisdom dropped in his head, like, hey, man, you got a brother might want to use it. [01:31:37] Speaker B: Yeah, use him. I was talking about Mako for, you know, our tits, I guess you got tits. Why can't he use you? [01:31:45] Speaker C: Why can't he use my tits? [01:31:47] Speaker B: Yeah. You know, you're not asking for much. [01:31:49] Speaker C: Hey, I guess we're doing these Monday. We're doing these Monday golf videos. [01:31:53] Speaker B: Okay. I guess that was his. [01:31:54] Speaker A: That was second. [01:31:59] Speaker B: As a micro clip. I guess I got. You got this? [01:32:06] Speaker C: I guess we should clip that. [01:32:07] Speaker B: I guess. [01:32:08] Speaker C: I guess that should be a clip that was worthy of a timestamp, that. [01:32:11] Speaker A: Right? [01:32:12] Speaker C: That one sentence was worthy of a. [01:32:15] Speaker B: How was your shit? Did you shit? [01:32:17] Speaker C: Did you wipe. [01:32:18] Speaker B: Well, you went to the one bathroom in my house that doesn't have a bidet. It's the only bathroom in the whole house. Oh. It doesn't help. [01:32:23] Speaker A: Like, a tighten area. [01:32:25] Speaker B: Oh, that's disgusting. [01:32:27] Speaker A: From my meds. All right, all right. [01:32:29] Speaker B: You walked pretty fine. I'm gonna be honest, you looked pretty fine. But you were limping earlier, so was it feeling better or you just didn't think anyone was looking at you? [01:32:36] Speaker A: It's. [01:32:37] Speaker C: Failed to turn it off. [01:32:38] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:32:38] Speaker B: You forgot to turn it on. [01:32:39] Speaker A: No. I've been among steroids and meds. [01:32:42] Speaker C: Now. [01:32:43] Speaker B: Did you ever see the movie Joyride? [01:32:44] Speaker C: Nico's got tits. [01:32:46] Speaker B: Do you ever see the movie joy? Right. [01:32:47] Speaker C: No. [01:32:48] Speaker A: Candy Cane. Great. [01:32:50] Speaker B: So they go to park in front of the park in a handicap spot. It's like at the beginning of the movie, and the guy's like, what do you. What the fuck are you doing? He's like, don't worry, I'm gonna gimp it. And then he starts walking with, like, a crazy limp and hits the side of the car. That's funny. That's just when anyone's looking at him right now. No, like, he puts on the limb. [01:33:06] Speaker C: You ever see the, um. [01:33:08] Speaker B: I mean, you walked perfect, dude. [01:33:10] Speaker A: My foot. [01:33:10] Speaker B: You look like a Runway. [01:33:11] Speaker A: You ever couldn't even get. [01:33:13] Speaker C: You ever see the skit that. [01:33:15] Speaker A: Yeah, wrapping up second. [01:33:17] Speaker C: Did you ever see the skit that the no. Boys do with the handicap people that park in the handicapped spots that don't have handicap stickers? No, they roll up. They roll up on, like, wheelchairs with everybody with, like, 30 people and they all dressed like hells angels and like. [01:33:32] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, I saw that be like. [01:33:34] Speaker C: Hey, you can't park here. You don't have a handicap. They all come out and they all come out and they're like. And then Kyle stands up out of his wheelchair to, like, yell and scream at the guy. And the people just so dead confused. They're like, wait a minute. Like, how the fuck did you just get up out of that chair? [01:33:48] Speaker B: Well, I think they make it a handicap spot, right? Don't they, like, roll the handicapped thing in? [01:33:52] Speaker C: I think they roll. I think they, like, roll it in and they're like, they replaced the pole. Probably set it all up. It's just fucking. That's. That was. That's a very funny bit. Like, fucking hilarious. Especially since you have, like, 30 people that are literally bound to a wheelchair. Like, just roll up on you. Like, I'd be like, holy shit. What the fuck? What would you do? How many people do you think you could take? Do you think you could take on 30 people in wheelchairs? [01:34:17] Speaker A: Yeah, I would just walk faster than them. Really? Going to wheel me down. [01:34:23] Speaker B: I could take on infinite because they could never. Yeah, you're right. [01:34:29] Speaker C: Well. [01:34:32] Speaker B: We talked about those marathon. [01:34:33] Speaker A: I would run up a hill. [01:34:37] Speaker B: Yeah, you get to high ground, dude. They're just rolling back. I mean, they break systems going back. [01:34:43] Speaker A: I'm running right up a hill. [01:34:44] Speaker B: It's not a bad idea. I'd actually. You wouldn't even go to high rise. Just go up a step. [01:34:49] Speaker A: Steps. [01:34:49] Speaker B: One step. You're fine. You don't even have to be that high. Go on my fucking porch over there. That. What are they gonna do? [01:34:54] Speaker A: Nothing. [01:34:55] Speaker B: There's two steps to that porch on the. By the pool. [01:34:57] Speaker C: This is not handicapped. That's terrible. All right, so Justin's gonna pick a movie of the week. We got episode 100 coming up. Hopefully trivia's bags a lot on Justin's plate. He has to pick a fucking movie and do a trivia. That's. Hopefully it's not. Makes me want to kill myself. [01:35:14] Speaker B: All while battling something as serious as non Hodgkin's lymphoma. He's got the goat. [01:35:19] Speaker C: Yeah. Right next to leukemia. [01:35:21] Speaker B: Yep. [01:35:22] Speaker C: That. [01:35:22] Speaker B: It's the goat. [01:35:23] Speaker C: It's the goat. [01:35:23] Speaker A: I pray you guys never experience it. [01:35:26] Speaker C: Or leukemia. [01:35:27] Speaker A: Well, no, leukemia. I do hope you both get it. [01:35:30] Speaker B: But probably on the way. [01:35:31] Speaker A: As far as the goat. No, I hope you don't. It sucks. [01:35:35] Speaker C: I told the girl that I'm pre diabetic, and she got all fucking upset. [01:35:38] Speaker A: Who? [01:35:38] Speaker B: The Chargers? [01:35:39] Speaker C: Yeah. Yeah, probably am. [01:35:43] Speaker A: As you're eating fucking M and M's and just spitting the only healthy part of it out. [01:35:47] Speaker C: Hundred Oreos. [01:35:48] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. [01:35:49] Speaker C: No. [01:35:49] Speaker B: So hold on. So this is what I was thinking. I think you have to eat the hundred Oreos. [01:35:53] Speaker C: No, I'm not. Hold on. [01:35:55] Speaker B: You can eat the hundred or yours. It's dead easy. Justin has to pick something and I'll pick something, and I think 100 has to be around it. [01:36:02] Speaker C: Why? So you can pick 100 fucking chocolate covered peanuts and I have to take. [01:36:05] Speaker B: No, no. I'm gonna do the hundred cigar that's, like, this big. I can try to get it down in, like, an hour. I'm probably gonna be dizzy and throwing it up. I'm gonna take that big cigar. It's a hundred. [01:36:14] Speaker C: We all should try and take down 100 of something. [01:36:16] Speaker B: Okay, so you got the Oreos? I got that. What are we gonna go? [01:36:19] Speaker A: I want a hundred robin tugs. I wanna go. [01:36:24] Speaker B: You couldn't get hard by, like, six? [01:36:26] Speaker A: No, definitely not. Probably by three. [01:36:28] Speaker C: Justin, what? Do you want to complete this in 2027? [01:36:32] Speaker B: What is hour and a half? [01:36:33] Speaker A: No, I get. I get. I gotta think. I can't think right now. My brain doesn't work like that. A hundred. I'm not gonna. I don't know. [01:36:42] Speaker B: You got the whole episode with people. [01:36:43] Speaker A: I'm gonna pack a lip for a hundred minutes. [01:36:46] Speaker B: Can you do 100 zins? [01:36:47] Speaker A: No, I'd pass out. [01:36:49] Speaker B: What about a hundred skulls? Hundred lips. [01:36:51] Speaker C: No. [01:36:51] Speaker B: Hundred pouches. [01:36:52] Speaker A: You couldn't even fit that. [01:36:54] Speaker C: There's no way that he could see. That's a thing, like, inside. Like. Well, obviously gonna have to. I just wanna let you guys also know that if we are doing this, we're gonna have to have a little bit of an extendo clip on this hundredth episode. This is gonna take longer than people anticipate. I know. You're gonna pick something fucking stupid, like a cigar. Like, that's. That's dumb. [01:37:10] Speaker B: I'll do something different. [01:37:11] Speaker C: I have a hundred fucking oreos to take care of. So, like, that's a lot. [01:37:14] Speaker B: It's really not that crazy. [01:37:15] Speaker C: It's a lot, bro. That's three cases of Oreos by myself. And I know. I love how you guys all just back the fuck out. So now I have to do it. [01:37:24] Speaker B: No, I. But I think it had my whole thing. And this is from the jump when you first mentioned is like, it's a pussy thing to do between three of us. I don't think it's hard. That's what I've said. I have not changed my stance on that. You doing it yourself, I think that's way more difficult. I think you'll monster that 100 oreos is not. [01:37:40] Speaker C: Do I get milk? [01:37:41] Speaker B: You get whatever you fucking want. [01:37:43] Speaker C: If I have. [01:37:44] Speaker B: If you want milk, you want come, we'll give that to you. [01:37:47] Speaker C: Milk. Then I have a chance. [01:37:48] Speaker B: Anything. You want to take this down? [01:37:49] Speaker C: That's tough. [01:37:50] Speaker B: Water. Milk. [01:37:51] Speaker C: I'm gonna throw up. [01:37:52] Speaker A: Of course you're gonna throw. [01:37:53] Speaker B: We're gonna do this outside, just in case. [01:37:55] Speaker C: Outside. I'm gonna throw. [01:37:56] Speaker B: If you don't like the hundred and cigar, because it is a hundred cigar. It's a hundred ring cigar. So it means it's the thick one. It's a hundred ring. Did you see it in the video? Do you remember how big it is? Like, my jaw is gonna be fucking gone, dude. It takes people eight to 10 hours. [01:38:11] Speaker A: Yeah, we did a video with it. [01:38:14] Speaker C: You did? [01:38:14] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:38:16] Speaker A: Remember the rich video cigar? You had to go downstairs. [01:38:21] Speaker C: Oh, no, I don't. [01:38:22] Speaker B: It's massive. [01:38:23] Speaker A: I was in Nana's fur coat. [01:38:25] Speaker C: No, I remember the. [01:38:26] Speaker B: It's like Mandingo. [01:38:27] Speaker C: I do not remember seeing this fucking ring cigar. [01:38:30] Speaker B: No, it's like Mandingo's dick. Well, so we can try to get that. I have to get that done by the end of the episode. [01:38:35] Speaker A: Do a hundred shots of espresso. [01:38:38] Speaker C: You might die. [01:38:39] Speaker A: No, he would die after 20. [01:38:41] Speaker B: I mean, I could ten now. [01:38:44] Speaker C: You would die at ten. [01:38:45] Speaker B: It might be too much. [01:38:46] Speaker A: This is way too much. Wait, that was only not supposed to. [01:38:49] Speaker C: Even have more than six. [01:38:51] Speaker B: I have ten a day. [01:38:52] Speaker C: I know. I fucking. [01:38:53] Speaker B: I go tell your fucking charge nurse, call. Text her right now. Be like, hey, my cousin has ten shots of his friend. [01:38:58] Speaker C: I told her, she said, you know how insanely unhealthy that is? [01:39:01] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:39:01] Speaker C: I said, yeah, I don't. [01:39:02] Speaker B: Listen, tell your big nurse, your fat fucking nurse, that she's unhealthy. [01:39:08] Speaker C: You guys are terrible. [01:39:09] Speaker B: And not to worry about my fucking. [01:39:10] Speaker A: Don't worry about it. [01:39:12] Speaker B: Where you going? [01:39:13] Speaker C: I'm standing up in this world, though. [01:39:15] Speaker B: Not done yet. We got to figure out his thing real fast. Let's figure it out. [01:39:18] Speaker A: I mean, I don't know. [01:39:19] Speaker C: Okay. His brain doesn't fucking work. [01:39:22] Speaker A: What am I going to do? It's nothing. I can consume the problem. My stomach is way too sensitive to consume 100 of anything. [01:39:28] Speaker C: My God. [01:39:30] Speaker A: It's not my problem. [01:39:31] Speaker C: Yes, it is. That is you. [01:39:33] Speaker B: Should we have him like, just give 100 compliments? Because he doesn't give any. Like, he has to give 100 compliments. [01:39:38] Speaker A: To people throughout the whole episode. [01:39:40] Speaker B: I just like, be. He actually can't say anything negative. [01:39:43] Speaker A: Oh, that's like, I don't want to. [01:39:45] Speaker B: Do like, he just has to be positive. [01:39:48] Speaker C: He just has to reach out on other people's. On other people's like what? On like it posts and stuff. How else is he gonna compliment on a. [01:39:56] Speaker B: Maybe has to make a hundred phone calls and just be like, say something that he likes about them. Oh, my God. [01:40:01] Speaker C: That should be fun. Listen, if the easier route is to eat something, but if you can't eat something, then he has to do something. You gotta do something. [01:40:09] Speaker B: It has to be a pain. It has to be a punishment. It can't just be, okay? [01:40:12] Speaker A: Me giving 100 compliments is a massive punishment, especially if you have, like, Mako on. And I don't know who else you're trying to get on, but. [01:40:22] Speaker B: Wow, we gotta come up with something here for this. For the hundred. [01:40:26] Speaker A: I would do the hundred compliments, but don't tell them I'm doing the hundred compliments. [01:40:30] Speaker C: Obviously. Yeah, we can't. [01:40:31] Speaker A: I'm just giving them compliments throughout the whole thing. And I'll have a counter. I'll have a click. I'll get like a clicker. [01:40:37] Speaker C: Like a pitch. You have a pitch? [01:40:38] Speaker B: I have a pitch counter. [01:40:39] Speaker C: Yeah, you just hold it every time he gives one. [01:40:43] Speaker B: You just hold. Give every guest compliments. Who can we bring on that? Like, it would honestly kill him. Well, Mako is pretty hot. I know. He has to give 100 comments just to Mako. [01:40:53] Speaker C: Oh, that's no, because then it's gonna get no, because then Marco. Because then you gotta think of Mark Marcus and fucking be like, why you just keep complimenting me? Cause Marco obviously is like a mental fucking retard too. [01:41:06] Speaker B: I know. I just think that's so much better if it's Mako because the only one, like, he'll legitimate kill himself having to do that. [01:41:12] Speaker A: Like 20. I want to kill myself? [01:41:16] Speaker B: Yeah. 100 call with Simako. We got to be tough, dude. We are taking down the oreos. I'm taking down the cigar. [01:41:22] Speaker C: You have the easiest side. Anybody? You have the easiest. [01:41:25] Speaker B: So I'll add something else to. You want me to add something else? [01:41:27] Speaker C: Yeah, because that's, like, fucking boring. Even the compliment thing is, like, fucking. It's a little weak, but at least it's against the grain for. With Justin, you're just in heaven, fucking smoking on a fat dick cigar. Well, I'm. [01:41:42] Speaker A: It's gonna be something you hate. [01:41:44] Speaker C: No, not even, like, essentially, like, hate. It just has to be, like, a little bit of a challenge. [01:41:48] Speaker A: I like against the green. I think that's a good terminology for. It was a compliments thing would really be good for him. [01:41:58] Speaker B: Me, I give compliments to everybody. I usually go 3131. That's my. That's my management technique. If I have to give you. Well, it's usually two one, but I'll go three one. That. If I have to criticize you three times, I'm gonna compliment you. Same with coaching. You did this wrong. You do this wrong. But I really love what you did here. [01:42:16] Speaker A: Yeah. All right, I have to go. [01:42:18] Speaker B: No, you don't. You have a 120. It's 1230. [01:42:21] Speaker A: I have to wrap him up and drive speaker three. [01:42:23] Speaker B: We didn't give them an episode yesterday. And now you're trying to. You're trying to. We haven't even settled on the punishments. No one cares about this podcast. There's no clips going out. [01:42:32] Speaker A: I sent you guys 50 clips, and no one sent anything. [01:42:34] Speaker B: What about you trying to dog on the fucking the other podcast? Like you were ready to fucking stop fighting them because you thought they copied our logo. [01:42:40] Speaker A: I wasn't ready to stop fighting. Please. [01:42:43] Speaker B: Justin's given fucking design tips to people designing logos for other podcasts without even fucking cutting a clip for us. [01:42:53] Speaker A: That's not what happened. [01:42:55] Speaker B: It's exactly what happened. You went in there ready to. [01:42:58] Speaker A: I was being very nice. I was not ready to fight. [01:43:00] Speaker B: You're like, that. That logo looks familiar. That's what he wrote. He inboxed another podcast. I was like, that logo looks familiar, man. [01:43:09] Speaker C: Did you at least do it from run forest? [01:43:12] Speaker B: Nope. Right from bad brain. [01:43:13] Speaker C: Nice. [01:43:14] Speaker B: Nice. [01:43:14] Speaker A: I was very nice. We actually. I would say be careful. [01:43:17] Speaker B: Yeah, because. [01:43:18] Speaker A: Very friendly. [01:43:18] Speaker B: Because he said that he. He follows us. [01:43:21] Speaker A: I know. That's why I said something. I know. Would you think I just randomly did a thing? He's been following us and liking our stuff. [01:43:28] Speaker B: I know. [01:43:29] Speaker A: So then I know who the kid. [01:43:30] Speaker B: Who is who runs it. [01:43:31] Speaker A: I understand that, but it's like, hey, if you're following liking us, like, why are using our exact same logo? [01:43:38] Speaker B: They've had the same logo the whole time. No, and our logo sucks. It was. I like our logo. We have now that the kid drew. [01:43:44] Speaker A: Yeah, I put it looks. [01:43:45] Speaker B: I know, but that. I've been saying that from the jump. [01:43:47] Speaker A: I put it back. [01:43:48] Speaker B: I said, yeah, shit. You fucking want to change it looks fucking bland. [01:43:52] Speaker A: I really gotta go. [01:43:53] Speaker B: Okay, so you're doing 100 compliments. I gotta do the cigar, and I gotta come up with something else. [01:43:57] Speaker A: Yeah, you'll figure it out. And I'll look on Amazon when I go home if there's a movie. I think borderlands is on there. We could probably do that. [01:44:07] Speaker B: Yeah, but is it? No. [01:44:08] Speaker A: Yes. I'll look at an at home premiere. Whatever's on Amazon. [01:44:15] Speaker B: Okay. All right, guys, we're gonna do absolutely nothing we just said, but peace out. That's usually what we do. Fuck you, fatsucker. Keep it clean. Glenn's? We going to Glenn's? [01:44:25] Speaker C: Yeah, you want to go?