Ep 89 | Revere Beach

[00:00:00] Speaker A: What's going on, everybody? Welcome to Bad Brain podcast, episode 211. I'm here with Al and no show. Niko, we got an empty seat today. [00:00:11] Speaker B: He's dead. [00:00:12] Speaker A: Yeah, he might be dead. He hasn't answered us since yesterday. [00:00:16] Speaker B: I think he was sucking someone off on Friend street last night. [00:00:19] Speaker A: That's what it was, is he choked to death on a cock. [00:00:23] Speaker B: Yeah. Big black one. [00:00:24] Speaker A: And now he's dead. [00:00:25] Speaker B: He does have a proclivity for black people. [00:00:27] Speaker A: Yes. So we thought it was girls this whole time. It was not. It was guys, which, you know, it's really starting to make a lot of sense. [00:00:36] Speaker B: What a cocksucker, huh? [00:00:37] Speaker A: Yeah. That's like, oh, he's a dick sucker. [00:00:39] Speaker B: He doesn't like to be called. Yeah. [00:00:41] Speaker A: Dick sucker. [00:00:42] Speaker B: Yeah, he's both. [00:00:43] Speaker A: Yeah, well, he's definitely both. [00:00:44] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:00:45] Speaker A: To just, like, no call, no show is a little fucked up. [00:00:49] Speaker B: We've been burying his phone, and he. There is no answer on this. [00:00:53] Speaker A: No, he might legitimately be dead. Obviously coming off the heels of the Celtics winning the NBA championship. He does work in town. I assume he was working last night. So either he got. [00:01:05] Speaker B: He doesn't work on Mondays. [00:01:06] Speaker A: Oh, so he doesn't even work? [00:01:08] Speaker B: No. So he's just off and running. [00:01:11] Speaker A: The thing is, who is, like, he hasn't really even, like, cared about the Celtics at all. [00:01:16] Speaker B: He's pretending he's caring yet. [00:01:19] Speaker A: Well, now he's pretending he's gay. [00:01:21] Speaker B: Yeah. It's funny how, like, when the duck boats come, people want to care. [00:01:24] Speaker A: That's what I'm saying. [00:01:25] Speaker B: I'm like, he's not a sports guy. [00:01:27] Speaker A: No, he's not. [00:01:29] Speaker B: He's not a sports guy. [00:01:30] Speaker A: We're in round one. I'm telling him what's going on for, like, a bet, and he's like, I don't know. I don't like anything till the finals. It's like, wow, what a true fan you are. [00:01:40] Speaker B: Yeah. Then he wants to act like he's the biggest fan on the planet. [00:01:42] Speaker A: Then all of a sudden, you get just your fandom so much, you can't even show up to the episode. [00:01:47] Speaker B: He's probably going to the parade. [00:01:49] Speaker A: Yeah, he's there. Right line. Getting a good seat. [00:01:52] Speaker B: I think if you go to the parade and you. And you don't have a kid, you're always under or you're not. [00:01:58] Speaker A: Yeah. Like, you're not in skipping high school to go to the Patriots parade. You're a loser. [00:02:04] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:02:05] Speaker A: Which I did do. I remember I had, like, a rent a car at the time. And I just got, like, fucking hammered with my friends. And I'm driving back and I'm on, like, mountain Ave, and this lady just clips my fucking. My mirror. So my father's like, what the fuck happened? I was like, I parked at the parade. People going nuts. They just smashed the mirror. That was funny. [00:02:35] Speaker B: You probably don't even remember which parade it was. There was so many back. [00:02:37] Speaker A: No, it was one of the patriots, but I'm not sure which one. Probably, like, the second or third. [00:02:42] Speaker B: Probably. Zero three. [00:02:43] Speaker A: Yeah, zero three rolls in high school, like, booze with my friends. Yeah, I was probably, like, zero four. I've been to only one patriots and one Celtics. [00:02:55] Speaker B: Yeah, they get old quick. [00:02:56] Speaker A: Yeah. Once you see it, it's like, I didn't do Red Sox. [00:03:01] Speaker B: I don't need an excuse to get drunk. [00:03:03] Speaker A: No. So just needs to be Tuesday, you know? [00:03:06] Speaker B: That's it. So, like, for me to go there and just feel like I'm just gonna watch a fucking 2 seconds of someone. [00:03:13] Speaker A: Drive by and go. [00:03:16] Speaker B: I'd honestly rather watch the JFK parade than watch a patriots. Any parade. [00:03:24] Speaker A: Or the Kansas City Chiefs last Super bowl parade. [00:03:28] Speaker B: Yes, exactly. I'd rather be in that crowd. Yeah, 100%. [00:03:32] Speaker A: You get a little more action. [00:03:34] Speaker B: Yeah. Well, what about the one where the guy just mowed down, like, 33 people? I'd rather be in that parade. Just, like, take me out, dude. I don't want to just sit, like. [00:03:42] Speaker A: Shoot me in the head. Cause I'd rather that happen than go to this parade, stand around with, like, thousands of people that, like, I just can't stand people in general. Like, I hate them. So. [00:03:55] Speaker B: Yeah, it's just like, I'd rather get just drunk alone. [00:03:58] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:03:58] Speaker B: Or even just go to a bar and just. [00:04:00] Speaker A: I sat on my couch. I watched it. Sabz was fucking so passed out, it wasn't even funny. So I'm just there celebrating. He. What's his Pritchard or Hausa that hit that half? Course Pritchard hit the half court. Yeah, it was unbelievable. Yeah, I'm just all fired up. I got to be, like, excited and quiet because she's sleeping. The baby sleeping. Not ideal championship viewing, right? I would say, but I still. I enjoyed myself, and we got the job done. [00:04:35] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. I was at the yacht house. They went pretty fucking crazy. [00:04:40] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. Nuts. Would just. You and the wife and the kid. [00:04:43] Speaker B: Yeah. Her sister came, too, because they came to his game. Good atmosphere, not packed. Shockingly. I was like, there's no way we get into the yados. I guess the yacht house has fucking fell down, dude. [00:04:56] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:04:57] Speaker B: There was a time where you couldn't get into the yacht house was any game. [00:04:59] Speaker A: It was new, too. [00:05:01] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:05:01] Speaker A: So it's like. And then there's always kings right next door. If it was packed, could always do that. [00:05:07] Speaker B: So, yeah, yeah. House is down. I'm down on the yacht house. [00:05:10] Speaker A: I mean, is it the yacht house's problem, or is it just like, everyone's just in town? It's like. [00:05:15] Speaker B: Or do you think there's just too many things going on? [00:05:17] Speaker A: This. You know, we went from a time where there was nothing that you couldn't do shit to. Now there's too many options. [00:05:23] Speaker B: I'm gonna get fucking roped into this parade. I know. My kid's gonna ask me to go. [00:05:27] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, you got a kid? You're fucked. I'm, like, so lucky that my kid can't even only speak gibberish. That's all he can do right now. So it's like he's not asking me to do shit. Although Sabrina starting to ask. I think I'm in the aquarium. Like, the kid doesn't even know what fucking. What's up and down. [00:05:47] Speaker B: Oh, my God. I've been to this aquarium maybe 30 times, and I keep telling people, like. [00:05:52] Speaker A: It'S the worst in the world. [00:05:53] Speaker B: It's like, one you can go once. You see the same shit. There's nothing special about the mall, too. There was a time where they were going once a month. I'm like, why would you go to the aquarium once a month? [00:06:04] Speaker A: Like a pass. [00:06:05] Speaker B: Like, all my aunt wants to go to the aquarium. I'm like, yeah. Tell you don't want to go. You went last month. Yeah, that's good enough for hello. [00:06:11] Speaker A: I'll take it. The pet store, there's a. And they get a 50 gallon fish tank. That's all it is. [00:06:16] Speaker B: There's legit nothing. The big turtle. That's it. Okay. Got a big, big ass turtle. [00:06:20] Speaker A: I got a cousin named Nico. [00:06:22] Speaker B: I'll paint myself grieving and float in this fucking pool. Want to see a fucking turtle, dude? [00:06:27] Speaker A: You want to see a big turtle? [00:06:28] Speaker B: Do you want to see a fucking owl? [00:06:29] Speaker A: Will paint himself green and he'll go right in the pool. [00:06:32] Speaker B: I'll go right in the pool. I'll do the dead man's float. [00:06:34] Speaker A: That's it. It's like, we should start charging for that. [00:06:39] Speaker B: Yeah, but Celtics, I mean, people are going to try to shit on it. First of all, Tatum should have won the MVP over over Brown because he had more points rebounds. Innocent. [00:06:50] Speaker A: That one game or all four games? [00:06:52] Speaker B: All four games. [00:06:52] Speaker A: He beat him out in every category. [00:06:54] Speaker B: Every single category. So it doesn't matter. Doesn't matter who won it. [00:06:59] Speaker A: Yeah, but I don't know. No, there's. Did he know because it was a game where. [00:07:03] Speaker B: No, there might've been. I'm saying, like average throughout the house because, like. [00:07:07] Speaker A: Game, game one and two, they would. Locking down Tatum. [00:07:13] Speaker B: Game one, I pretty sure he had 31 points. Tatum? [00:07:16] Speaker A: I don't think so. Did he? [00:07:18] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:07:18] Speaker A: I thought he got. Shut the fuck. [00:07:20] Speaker B: He had 230 point games in the series. No, because people thought that. Game four. Game two or four. Yeah, game two or four. Brown had ten points. [00:07:34] Speaker A: It was four four. [00:07:36] Speaker B: Yeah, this was the one game. [00:07:37] Speaker A: But Tatum only had like 15 or 15. Yeah. [00:07:41] Speaker B: The point is, is that everyone wants to, like, shit on like them too. Like that. They hate each other. You couldn't. Between these two. [00:07:50] Speaker A: Do you think Tatum was a little disappointed he didn't win? [00:07:54] Speaker B: Yeah, I would say so. [00:07:55] Speaker A: He looked like when they said Jalen Brown, he looked a little like, fuck you. [00:08:00] Speaker B: Yeah. Because I feel like it's a media narrative. [00:08:03] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:08:04] Speaker B: But I had no problem with Eastern Conference finals. Jalen Brown. Jalen Brown had a couple big games, like 35, 40, I think he had one game. [00:08:11] Speaker A: He had some monster games. [00:08:13] Speaker B: Yeah. I just feel if you're gonna give it to. No way. Here's the best part. Here's what's scary. For the rest of the league, they didn't even get peak anybody in the finals. [00:08:22] Speaker A: And we dog walked on them for the next two years, they might won the next two. [00:08:27] Speaker B: Or if they keep everyone healthy. [00:08:29] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:08:30] Speaker B: See what they do it. [00:08:31] Speaker A: Although I'm gonna come back till Al's gonna come back. I think Al's done. Just ride off until the sunset. Alright. He's already coming off the bench. I get it. Like, he still can play, but he's just. He's a three point shooter now. That's like all he's doing. He had a couple points in the paint. He had like four points in the paint. But he's a three point shooter and that's great. [00:08:55] Speaker B: But he plays good defense. He's a thing. [00:08:58] Speaker A: Looked so bad out there. Like, granted, he was defensively. Yeah. Oh, my God, his legs all fucked up. Yeah. [00:09:04] Speaker B: He has to get surgery then. Let's say he's going to miss a few months of the season. [00:09:06] Speaker A: Oh, a hundred. [00:09:07] Speaker B: So he'll be back by Christmas. That's fine. I would say the NBA doesn't start till fucking after Valentine's. Day anyways. [00:09:13] Speaker A: Yeah, it's like. But what do they do? Do they. They still get a late first round pick? [00:09:19] Speaker B: Yep. They're going to get a late first round pick. I don't know if they have any left. [00:09:22] Speaker A: Who's coming into free agency? Because if Al doesn't resign, that's somebody's minutes that they're going to be enticed to come here. [00:09:30] Speaker B: I don't know. Who's the power forwards? [00:09:32] Speaker A: Could you see LeBron? [00:09:33] Speaker B: No. [00:09:34] Speaker A: No. [00:09:34] Speaker B: What if. Bro, I don't want them. You don't need a personality. Do you need something to buy into the team? [00:09:39] Speaker A: I understand we don't want him. [00:09:41] Speaker B: He'd ruin the entire chemistry of this team. [00:09:44] Speaker A: Well, what if he. Would he ever come off the bench? That's my question. [00:09:49] Speaker B: Here's how I look at the Celtics. I look at the Celtics not like the zero eight. Like the zero eight were like a bunch of killers on the team. [00:09:56] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:09:57] Speaker B: They wanted to fucking rip their opponent's face off. I feel like this team is more of like that happy go lucky. [00:10:03] Speaker A: They're more technical. [00:10:05] Speaker B: They're happy go lucky. And all they do. Yeah, they play well together. That's how I feel like they. [00:10:11] Speaker A: For sure. [00:10:11] Speaker B: That's it. Now, it is a little bit of the pussy in the NBA that everyone's friends with. Everybody. [00:10:15] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:10:16] Speaker B: So, like, they're friends with their opponents and shit like that. I don't really love that. [00:10:19] Speaker A: Yeah, they're all hugging and kissing after. [00:10:21] Speaker B: I take someone like, LeBron is a cancer to the team. He'd be a cancer to this team because he'd be. He'd want all the spotlight. He'd be, you know, doing his thing. [00:10:33] Speaker A: Yeah, I can see that. [00:10:34] Speaker B: Plus, he's a drunk. [00:10:35] Speaker A: Is he a drunk? [00:10:36] Speaker B: Drunk, alcoholic drinking wine on the side of games. He's a drunk. [00:10:40] Speaker A: What do you mean? [00:10:40] Speaker B: On the bench. What do you mean he's a drunk? [00:10:43] Speaker A: He's just drinking wine. [00:10:45] Speaker B: Just slamming wine. Is that wine? He's 100% a wino. [00:10:48] Speaker A: No, I know he's a wino, but is he? Was he really caught? [00:10:51] Speaker B: Yes, he drinks it. Drinks it on the side. So when he doesn't play, he's got, like, a cup and he's just drinking wine. [00:10:57] Speaker A: That's crazy. [00:10:58] Speaker B: I think it's real crazy. [00:10:59] Speaker A: He's got a winery. I almost respect it. [00:11:02] Speaker B: I think he just thinks he's above everybody, that's why. [00:11:04] Speaker A: He definitely thinks he's above everybody. [00:11:07] Speaker B: So he's just like, I'm just going to have my wine. Can you picture if anybody else was doing that. Like, hide it better, bro. [00:11:11] Speaker A: People used to do coke on the fucking sidelines. [00:11:14] Speaker B: Yeah, go to the bathroom, do a bump of coke. Lebron. Like, at least it's like not out in the open. You're just trying to show off. Yeah, with his book that he never reads. [00:11:25] Speaker A: He's reading it upside down. [00:11:27] Speaker B: Yeah, he's getting his bookmark. Never moves. It's always on, like the first six pages. Wonder if that's Niko. [00:11:37] Speaker A: I doubt it. [00:11:38] Speaker B: Just locked that car. [00:11:39] Speaker A: No, Nico would've texted or called us, man. [00:11:41] Speaker B: I'm so sorry, man. [00:11:43] Speaker A: I'm on my way. Just woke up. [00:11:45] Speaker B: Oh, I can't believe this never happens. Even though it happens every time. [00:11:48] Speaker A: He's gonna wake up at fucking one. Or 02:00 today. [00:11:52] Speaker B: Yeah. Oh, my God, dude, you don't even know. There was this black guy, huge dick. [00:11:59] Speaker A: He just sucked my dick clean off. Oh, I had to go look for it in the morning. [00:12:04] Speaker B: Would you rather eat his ass or Mark's ass? Oh, man, someone asked me that question this week. [00:12:11] Speaker A: Why? [00:12:11] Speaker B: I don't know. They just asked that question out of nowhere. Whose ass would you rather eat between those two? [00:12:16] Speaker A: The thing is, I don't see what Mark eats. I know what Nico eats. Yeah, but you know, has been eating much. [00:12:24] Speaker B: Mark is. He's over three. Would you say pounds? [00:12:29] Speaker A: Yeah, he's probably like 310. [00:12:34] Speaker B: I think. Here's what I think that Nico gets his ass eaten a lot. [00:12:38] Speaker A: Yeah, he might clean. I'm gonna go with like neither, cuz I don't want to do that. Yes, I know either one of them, cuz. But if you had like gun to. [00:12:47] Speaker B: My head, I almost want a lean mark. [00:12:50] Speaker A: Well, yeah, cuz a, he's our cousin too. It's like another strike against him. [00:12:54] Speaker B: Yeah, but that's fine. [00:12:55] Speaker A: So it's even like kind of worse. You've done crazy shit then eat my guy cousin's ass. I mean, I've done some crazy shit, but that would be. That would like, take the cake. That would definitely be number one. Oh, God, this heat's already. [00:13:15] Speaker B: I know. It's fucking. I don't know why I went no hat. [00:13:18] Speaker A: This is gonna be a short episode. [00:13:20] Speaker B: I think I'm gonna have a tan line going across 100%. [00:13:24] Speaker A: So now you're gonna have one in. [00:13:25] Speaker B: The one on the front for the trucker hat. [00:13:27] Speaker A: And then you have one on the back. [00:13:28] Speaker B: Yep. Trying to get a little more tan on the dome piece. Yeah. [00:13:32] Speaker A: Where is your kid? [00:13:34] Speaker B: He's probably in there playing video games playing for tonight. [00:13:36] Speaker A: Okay. [00:13:38] Speaker B: I love the fortnight. The v bucks. [00:13:40] Speaker A: Do you play it? [00:13:41] Speaker B: No, I don't play it. [00:13:42] Speaker A: Do you play any video games with them? I just. Madden. [00:13:45] Speaker B: I'll play like a sports game with them every now and then. [00:13:47] Speaker A: Yeah, I'm really only a sports game guy now. I've just in my older age. It's either Madden, NHL, NBA, UFC, that's it. [00:13:57] Speaker B: Are you doing UFC too? [00:13:59] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:13:59] Speaker B: What about FIFA? [00:14:00] Speaker A: Well, to be honest, I don't really play games that much to begin with. Like, I just don't have time for it. I don't really care for. It's not like back in the day, that's all I would do. I'd get home, I'd play for hours. Four in the morning. It's like I have responsibilities. So I might play like one game of like NHL. Like. All right, I'm about to go to work. I'm just gonna unwind for a little bit. I'm gonna play NHL. It's always before work, not after. [00:14:30] Speaker B: Yeah, that makes sense. It's just not something that I do to unwind. [00:14:36] Speaker A: Yeah, we are like a big golfer guy, so. [00:14:38] Speaker B: Right. [00:14:38] Speaker A: Like your free time goes into that. I get that. That would be like me with music. Like, I just. But it's hard to even get to the studio. It's actually virtually impossible. [00:14:49] Speaker B: You need to get your own studio. [00:14:51] Speaker A: Yeah, but it's like. [00:14:54] Speaker B: But then what, are you gonna just lay vocals? It's like you're doing real instruments. [00:14:57] Speaker A: Then it's gonna be, I'm all set. [00:14:59] Speaker B: You're done? [00:15:00] Speaker A: No, I'm not done. Like, I still have another song that needs to be mixed. You know, I feel like you have. [00:15:07] Speaker B: Zero passion right now for it. [00:15:09] Speaker A: It's tough. [00:15:11] Speaker B: Yeah, it's tough for you to get up. Get it up for the music. [00:15:14] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:15:14] Speaker B: For you to get hard for this music. [00:15:16] Speaker A: It's. It's. It's a little tough. I mean, if I got in the swing of it and I got the bug, but it's like usually I go, I need something. I need to put 110% in. That's my problem. [00:15:26] Speaker B: You. You call what you're putting into this podcast 110%? [00:15:29] Speaker A: No, definitely not. Yeah, probably 10%. [00:15:33] Speaker B: You're teetering here. [00:15:34] Speaker A: Probably like 10%. [00:15:36] Speaker B: Well, Nico's putting 0% zero. [00:15:38] Speaker A: So I'm doing better than. [00:15:39] Speaker B: That's infinitely better than him. [00:15:40] Speaker A: What percentage are you putting it? Don't say a hundred, cuz that's definitely not true. I know you like to over exaggerate. [00:15:47] Speaker B: 75. [00:15:48] Speaker A: Yeah. So we're all less than sucks. [00:15:52] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, that's why we're teetering off. [00:15:54] Speaker A: We're teetering. I mean, I don't know how people are still listening. [00:15:58] Speaker B: I don't think they're gonna be for long. [00:16:00] Speaker A: Yeah, it's. They drop them like flies. [00:16:02] Speaker B: Think they're just gonna keep going off whittling and whittling, but I'll be fucking 115 just sitting on this fucking thing. This fucking system works. [00:16:10] Speaker A: Yeah, we'll do it. [00:16:11] Speaker B: We'll do it. [00:16:12] Speaker A: If people still want to listen, that's it. I mean, we still getting followers and shit, so that's cool. Yeah, I know, me. No, we like to talk shit. We definitely enjoy doing this podcast and we definitely appreciate everyone listening. That's great. Good for you. We appreciate it. I wouldn't personally listen. In fact, I don't listen. [00:16:32] Speaker B: I don't know how you don't listen a little bit to it to like time stamp and stuff, but that's fine. We'll talk about that another day. [00:16:38] Speaker A: No, I just. You can tell what. Just being here, what's gonna be a good clip. We haven't had one in like four. [00:16:46] Speaker B: Weeks, so sometimes I'll just watch this guy. [00:16:48] Speaker A: Just do I know uncle, he's got one eye and he's a little bit older. We're watching him like run some holes along the fence right now because he's in front of us. He's stumbling all over himself. [00:17:03] Speaker B: I think he's got neuropathy in the. Yeah, I don't want to talk too much. A lot about him. [00:17:07] Speaker A: I don't know. Can he hear too good? I don't know. He looks like he's had it. [00:17:13] Speaker B: Do you remember when they threw that cherry off his face? [00:17:15] Speaker A: Yeah. So our cousins were fucking maniacs growing up. And they really were like bad influences. My uncle threw my grandmother in the pool. It was like a 4 July or something. Like we were kids. And like I said, he's got one eye. My cousin threw your brother through a cherry. [00:17:34] Speaker B: You know the cherries with the stones in them? Yeah, yeah. The ones you gotta suck the stone out of. Which. Those are the best cherries in the world. [00:17:40] Speaker A: They're just. I'll smash those all day. [00:17:43] Speaker B: Yeah. Do you know that if you crush that stuff up, the stone and the cherry, I heard that you can kill somebody? So watch out for that. Because if I'm losing this bet, just put it right in the process. [00:17:53] Speaker A: Nikko might be dead, so that's probably what happened. Is it cool? I heard this weight loss technique. [00:17:58] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. Let me just eat a shit ton of cherries here. [00:18:00] Speaker A: Cherries. And. But the cherries are like, great for. If you ever get. Not. Gerda, what's the other thing I got? Goat. [00:18:09] Speaker B: That's good for it. [00:18:10] Speaker A: The cherry juice is unbelievable. [00:18:12] Speaker B: Oh, really? [00:18:12] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. Takes inflammation right away. Like, you do that two days, it's gone. Usually lasts like two weeks. It's like, unbelievable. [00:18:22] Speaker B: So that's, that's the cure for the. For the goat? [00:18:24] Speaker A: Mm hmm. [00:18:25] Speaker B: Yeah. So anyways, they threw one of these cherry stones as hot as they could and it smashed him right in his bad eye. [00:18:32] Speaker A: And they were like athletes. So it's all like. They were just like. [00:18:35] Speaker B: Yeah. So they threw it right at his fucking bad eye and he went fucking ballistic. [00:18:39] Speaker A: You almost hit my good eye. Would have been completely blind. I mean, in retrospect, like, I kind of get where he's coming from, I guess, but in the time, like, don't throw my grandmother in the pool. [00:18:52] Speaker B: Also, I think that that's an overreaction. Like, if you're at a pool party and you're anywhere within 3ft of the. [00:18:57] Speaker A: Pool, expect in the pool. [00:18:59] Speaker B: So. [00:19:00] Speaker A: And this Juno, drinks are flowing and it's. [00:19:02] Speaker B: And it's like his sister, I guess. [00:19:05] Speaker A: Yeah, it's his sister. [00:19:06] Speaker B: Wow, am I hot, dude. I lean forward a little bit. [00:19:09] Speaker A: I think to lean forward might be the move, but I'm stuck to the back of the chair, so I don't know if I could even lean forward. Yeah, I'm drenched. This is definitely going to be a short episode. We're outside, we're roasting. We're down a guy. I don't even know really, what else we get to talk about being honest with you. [00:19:28] Speaker B: Well, I'm going away next week too, so. [00:19:30] Speaker A: You are going. [00:19:31] Speaker B: So there'll be no. There'll be no episode. [00:19:33] Speaker A: This was supposed to be a dual episode. We're not even gonna get through a one. I'm gonna take a sip of my iced coffee. Hope you guys enjoy that. Yeah, I don't know. Have you seen any good movies lately? It's all I resort to. [00:19:48] Speaker B: I know. I feel like that should go to. [00:19:50] Speaker A: Yeah. Cuz all I do is fucking watch movies. It's like, hard to do anything when you have a fucking infant. [00:19:56] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah, you're kind of stuck. [00:19:58] Speaker A: I'm stuck. [00:19:58] Speaker B: Can you. Have you went to the movies yet? [00:20:00] Speaker A: You know, you haven't. We haven't even gone out to dental. [00:20:03] Speaker B: That's crazy. I feel like your kid's so good. Was so good the other day? [00:20:07] Speaker A: No, he's awesome. It's just when we. When he's around other people, he's unbelievable. [00:20:12] Speaker B: Because he likes to watch. [00:20:13] Speaker A: When it's the two of us home alone, it's time for bed. He's a fucking demon. [00:20:18] Speaker B: Well, he likes to be around things. [00:20:19] Speaker A: Exactly. [00:20:19] Speaker B: So take him out. [00:20:20] Speaker A: He does. No, we do. She comes in to eat twice a week, so it's not like she. [00:20:25] Speaker B: Maybe you should go to the fucking aquarium. [00:20:27] Speaker A: Maybe we should. You know what she's been asking. Maybe I just. [00:20:30] Speaker B: Maybe just take it. Maybe now it's like, just take it to the aquarium. [00:20:33] Speaker A: Well, we would normally go do, like, at Mondays at our reserve for, like, whatever I gotta get done. Yeah. [00:20:42] Speaker B: Your family day. [00:20:43] Speaker A: It's my family day. You're. [00:20:45] Speaker B: You're. You're allowed one. How was your first Father's day working? [00:20:49] Speaker A: It sucked. Sorry, you mean. Of course it sucked. [00:20:53] Speaker B: Did you feel it all like Fomo at all? Because we had, like, a little mini barbecue? [00:20:56] Speaker A: No, absolutely not. To be honest with you, I was too busy to even, like, really give a fuck or even think about it. I would have liked to spend it with my son, obviously. [00:21:06] Speaker B: Yeah, but how come every time I'm around him, you never hold him? [00:21:09] Speaker A: What do you mean? I hold him all day. [00:21:12] Speaker B: I'm just saying, when I'm around you. [00:21:14] Speaker A: I was there for 15 minutes. What are you talking about? [00:21:17] Speaker B: I'm just saying. [00:21:18] Speaker A: And I was physically holding him. I was literally holding him. It's the first thing we walked in there. What did Sabrina do to make her drink? Passing right to me. So I held him. Actually, the majority of the time I was there for 15 minutes, I'd say ten out of the 15 minutes I was there before work, I was holding him. So your. Your logic. [00:21:37] Speaker B: I would say that I might have looked at Sabrina about ten times throughout the day, and I was like, every time justin complains about this kid being crazy, I just know how much of a liar. [00:21:47] Speaker A: Did you see the video I posted yesterday? [00:21:49] Speaker B: No. [00:21:49] Speaker A: Of him. The was like an instagram? [00:21:51] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, a little bit. [00:21:52] Speaker A: That was him all day? The whole day. [00:21:54] Speaker B: I know. Well, I don't know what it is. It's just like, he's just got everyone fooled. [00:21:58] Speaker A: That's what it is he's now with. It's like, you know how I like to exaggerate about some stuff. It's even Sabrina saying it now. It's like, ever. It's like, she did say that. [00:22:08] Speaker B: She's like, I'm telling you guys, like, I don't know. It's like the orphan movie. [00:22:12] Speaker A: I swear to God. [00:22:13] Speaker B: You know that often movie wishes. This is a crazy person. Just don't. [00:22:17] Speaker A: As soon as we shut the door and we're like, home, he's like, potty time. It's like, impossible. You can't even, like, he won't even sit down. It's like, you can't. You have to physically stand up with him and walk around. That's the only time he'll chill. Like, he needs to be moving. [00:22:35] Speaker B: Yeah, he. It seems like if. Then he doesn't want to sit still. So you gotta keep him moving. [00:22:39] Speaker A: You gotta keep moving. It's like, I'm tired, but can I just sit down? Relax. It's my day off. I'm gonna be on my feet. Fucking. [00:22:45] Speaker B: Does he like the thing that swings him? [00:22:48] Speaker A: He used to love it. Used to knock him out. Now you can't even. You can't sit him down. He can't, like, just be alone. He's a piece of velcro now, and it's all Sabrina's. [00:22:57] Speaker B: You know what I think we needed to do? [00:22:59] Speaker A: Put him up for adoption. [00:23:00] Speaker B: Oh, let's go to stop and shop. [00:23:01] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:23:02] Speaker B: And we'll take that guy that runs around Bluey or whatever his name is. [00:23:05] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:23:05] Speaker B: And we'll just strap him to that. [00:23:07] Speaker A: Thing that cleans everything. [00:23:08] Speaker B: Yes. [00:23:09] Speaker A: I think he might love that. [00:23:10] Speaker B: You know what I mean? You strap him to one of those and it's not gonna hit anything. [00:23:13] Speaker A: It's like a roomba, but exactly for stop and shop. [00:23:16] Speaker B: Why don't we just develop something like that? [00:23:19] Speaker A: No, I think that's a great idea. So you want to do that? And we want to make an energy drink for pregnant people. [00:23:25] Speaker B: We need those two things. [00:23:27] Speaker A: When I tell you normally, you got to make. If you make a product for a woman, it's like you become a millionaire overnight. [00:23:33] Speaker B: That's it. That's the key. [00:23:35] Speaker A: It's unbelievable. Never mind a pregnant woman. If we develop a legit energy drink that a pregnant woman can drink, have. [00:23:43] Speaker B: You seen the straps that just strap the person's belly up? So it's like it takes the weight off them. Have you seen these things? [00:23:49] Speaker A: I have seen them. I used to just do it for her. Like, I would hold behind her and hold her belly up. Yeah, but she got, like. [00:23:57] Speaker B: Think about the guy that made that fucking thing billionaire. [00:24:01] Speaker A: Definitely not a millionaire. A billionaire. Would it be? [00:24:04] Speaker B: Yeah, we need to do something like this. But I love this, this rumba baby thing. We'd have to think of a cool name for it. What's the guy's name down at stop a shop? [00:24:13] Speaker A: What? [00:24:13] Speaker B: They have a name for him? [00:24:15] Speaker A: I know. There. [00:24:15] Speaker B: He's got the googly eyes. [00:24:17] Speaker A: Yeah. I don't know. Fred. Just calm Fred. [00:24:20] Speaker B: I think it's jolly, maybe. [00:24:21] Speaker A: Jolly, I don't know, it's something. But that's honestly it's a really good idea. The only thing is you gotta have a place kind of big enough. [00:24:30] Speaker B: Why? It's, it's, it's, it's just gonna see whatever it sees. It's gonna stop and go the other way. They'll be jerking back and forth in our apartment. [00:24:38] Speaker A: And that's what I'm saying, in my apartment, it's gonna go. [00:24:40] Speaker B: I don't know, I think it might work. You never know. [00:24:43] Speaker A: I could, I couldn't even get a room up. First of all. My dog would just fucking. [00:24:48] Speaker B: Oh. [00:24:51] Speaker A: What are you saying? Was that English? What is it? Stop and shop clean a robot? I think that would probably be the good Google. Yeah. You don't even have fucking service out here. [00:25:09] Speaker B: I know, it sucks, dude. You know what we gotta do? We gotta hook up the. Get the phone hook up for this thing and then we can make phone calls. [00:25:17] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:25:17] Speaker B: And then they be piped right in. [00:25:19] Speaker A: I actually think I might. [00:25:23] Speaker B: Yeah. Stop. I'm guessing cuz the stop and shop. Matt. I don't know. Is that what the last name is? Why would they call it I hate that? [00:25:31] Speaker A: Like if you were market basket, that would make perfect sense. [00:25:35] Speaker B: No, that would be mock mocky. [00:25:38] Speaker A: Yeah, but you go, I mean. Yeah, Marty, market basket. [00:25:42] Speaker B: I'm going to supermarket might. Yeah. It's mighty. That is googly eyes. [00:25:50] Speaker A: That's just an atrocious name. [00:25:52] Speaker B: It kind of looks like a dick if you look at it like look at the balls. Look at it. Look at the picture of it. It looks like a dick. It looks like this is probably that what Nico died on this fucking thing. He died. Marty. He's trying to suck Marty off. [00:26:05] Speaker A: That's what happened. [00:26:07] Speaker B: It's crazy. I'm gonna lean back and until I can't handle it anymore, I'm just drying my back. Oh, I'm definitely sweating sweat. This thing kind of breathes a little bit. [00:26:16] Speaker A: But hey, I walked in, he had sweatpants and a sweatshirt on. I go, what are you, a psychopath? [00:26:24] Speaker B: I think. I think when you get old you just lose all sense of like bodily function. [00:26:30] Speaker A: Yeah. Do you remember like Nana, like you just always cold. Do you remember like she would have. It would be like summer, she was like pat the heat on, like, what are you, a psychopath? [00:26:40] Speaker B: Maybe? I don't know. If it's just your blood doesn't circulate correctly. [00:26:43] Speaker A: That's probably what it is. You get older, it's like, if it's. [00:26:46] Speaker B: Like, take some Viagra, dad. You know what I mean? [00:26:48] Speaker A: Do something. [00:26:49] Speaker B: Walk around. Poke people in the face with it. [00:26:52] Speaker A: He still claims he gets lead in his pencil, though, so. [00:26:56] Speaker B: Yeah, that's good. That's good. Probably fucking the shit out of my mother, you know, just. Raw dog. [00:27:04] Speaker A: That's probably. Raw dog. [00:27:05] Speaker B: Raw dog. [00:27:06] Speaker A: He can't get pregnant anymore. [00:27:07] Speaker B: You think they probably have to use lube, right at that age? [00:27:10] Speaker A: 100%, yeah. [00:27:12] Speaker B: What do you think he's doing? You think he's just spitting on it? [00:27:14] Speaker A: No, he's lubin' he's kind of a gentleman. He's not really the kind of. I feel like he hates germs. Like, he's not. [00:27:21] Speaker B: Does. He does hate germs. [00:27:23] Speaker A: He's not like, I'm gonna spit on a kind of guy. He's like, I'm gonna. I have this. But he's got, like, mega lube when he. Normal lube. [00:27:34] Speaker B: He. When he was away on vacation for a couple years. [00:27:38] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:27:39] Speaker B: The amount of money he spent on bleach, like, it's like, think of how. How much more money that would be in that position. [00:27:48] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. 100%. Because leech, everything. [00:27:51] Speaker B: You could just throw that in someone's face. Like, it's, like, legit crazy to get bleach. Like, we're talking a lot of money a year. Probably thousands of dollars a year. [00:28:00] Speaker A: A hundred percent. [00:28:02] Speaker B: Just so he. Just. So he could clean his shit. [00:28:04] Speaker A: And it definitely needs to get, like, smuggled in. [00:28:06] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. Someone had to work somewhere. [00:28:09] Speaker A: Yeah. It's not, like, calm. [00:28:10] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. And he's like, yeah. Like a cop. Like, a thimble was probably, like, a hundred fish. Yeah. [00:28:16] Speaker A: But he should have just been, like, getting the wipes. Get the disinfectant wipes. [00:28:21] Speaker B: I don't know. He's. I didn't ask. [00:28:24] Speaker A: Maybe it's hot. [00:28:24] Speaker B: He just loved his bleach. [00:28:26] Speaker A: Would you even hide it? [00:28:28] Speaker B: Who the fuck knows? They got trunks and shit. Yeah, I guess there's a game for everything. They know when the stuff's coming. [00:28:35] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:28:36] Speaker B: They know when the sweeps are coming. [00:28:37] Speaker A: Yeah, that's true. [00:28:38] Speaker B: And what are they gonna say? Oh, you got bleach, okay. But whatever. You're in the hole for 24 hours. [00:28:43] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:28:43] Speaker B: It is what it is. He's like, I don't have Marissa he's flipping us off. At least I'm clean. [00:28:55] Speaker A: He cracks me up. That's at least a hundred fish. [00:28:59] Speaker B: That's at least a hundred fish. [00:29:00] Speaker A: He had a nice game in there with the fish. [00:29:04] Speaker B: That's how you does. You know, they don't allow cigarettes anymore so you have to pay with something. So they have these little. [00:29:09] Speaker A: I mean. Hi. [00:29:10] Speaker B: They're like salmon packets, I mean, anchovy packets. Think of it that way. Yeah. [00:29:13] Speaker A: Or like. No, do you know like the tuna. Tuna packets? [00:29:16] Speaker B: That's what it is. Yeah, it's like that. [00:29:18] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:29:19] Speaker B: So I think you could trade either one and then that's currency. [00:29:23] Speaker A: It's pretty good. They get the. They want the protein. [00:29:27] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:29:28] Speaker A: Where else are you getting the protein? Probably that of. [00:29:30] Speaker B: Yeah, but I don't even think people. Some people don't even eat it. It's just. It's just currency. Yeah, it's like same as a dollar bill. [00:29:35] Speaker A: Yeah. I would think that a beef jerky would go a long way. [00:29:39] Speaker B: What a blowjob cost in there. How many fish? [00:29:41] Speaker A: Probably. [00:29:42] Speaker B: Sure, son. I guarantee there was some of that. [00:29:44] Speaker A: Going on, but probably like none. [00:29:47] Speaker B: You think it was just free? Just like, hey, I'm the free blowjob. [00:29:51] Speaker A: There's gotta be a couple in there. Is he charging three fish? [00:29:59] Speaker B: Two fish today. [00:30:01] Speaker A: Redfish, blue fish. [00:30:03] Speaker B: It's two for one fish Friday. [00:30:07] Speaker A: It's good Friday. What a sin. [00:30:11] Speaker B: Niko would do great. [00:30:12] Speaker A: Oh yeah, he'd be fucking. Do you think that he loves fish? Derek White and Niko, a spirit animals now with the tooth. They have the same tooth knocked out. [00:30:22] Speaker B: That's awesome. That's an awesome thing that can go down. I mean not as crazy as like Schilling. Schilling saw. [00:30:28] Speaker A: But it's up there. [00:30:29] Speaker B: It's going to be up there. Just a picture of him with smile. [00:30:31] Speaker A: And like Boston always likes to lean into those moments. [00:30:35] Speaker B: Right. Exactly. [00:30:36] Speaker A: That's on any playoff video. That's on the jumbotron. [00:30:41] Speaker B: He should get. They should have an award for like unsung hero and it should go to Derek White. [00:30:45] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:30:46] Speaker B: Just defense. His, his. The way he blocked blocks. [00:30:50] Speaker A: He was in definitely like somebody his size to going up against like Santa's. [00:30:55] Speaker B: And he did a good thing shaving his head. You gotta shave your head at some point. You gotta know when it's. [00:30:58] Speaker A: When it's gone, you just gotta let it go. [00:31:01] Speaker B: I let the skull go for too long. [00:31:02] Speaker A: Is the guy that is also bald that looks like Darby from Harry Potter. He has like no eyebrows, skin. Bald. Yeah. He's like the ugliest guy I've ever seen. He played. He played in game five at, like, the very end. I'm sorry. Game for the very. [00:31:25] Speaker B: Looks like Dobby. [00:31:26] Speaker A: Yeah, like, he's like. He looks like a cancer patient when. [00:31:33] Speaker B: I think cancer patients. I think a villa nuevo when he's. [00:31:36] Speaker A: Like, an albino, but, like, not. He's like, no, here. He, like, doesn't even have eyebrows. [00:31:43] Speaker B: I bet you there's people right now I'm screaming into, how do you not know that? [00:31:48] Speaker A: Whoever this person temperature phone needs to cool down. So I can't even fucking look at my phone right now, which is just crazy. [00:32:01] Speaker B: I'm getting blown up right now for some reason. [00:32:04] Speaker A: Is it by Nico? [00:32:05] Speaker B: No, it ain't by Nico. [00:32:10] Speaker A: Yeah. So I don't know. [00:32:14] Speaker B: What we looking up? Uh, albino on the Celtic. [00:32:17] Speaker A: He's not actually albino cause he has caramel skin, but, like, he's as close to a. He's a caramel albino. He's a calbino. [00:32:24] Speaker B: Is he big or small? Is he a big or a small? [00:32:26] Speaker A: Uh, he's a medium. He's probably the same size as Derek white. [00:32:29] Speaker B: He's a medium, so he's a small, I guess he's. [00:32:32] Speaker A: Yeah, same size as Derek white. I'd say. [00:32:34] Speaker B: Not Pritchard. [00:32:35] Speaker A: No, he's not white. He's bald. Caramel skin. He looks like Dobby from Lord of the Rings. [00:32:43] Speaker B: Dude, just listen when we see him. [00:32:45] Speaker A: If you look up Dobby from Lord of the Rings, be like, oh, it's that guy. Not. Not Lord of the Rings. I'm sorry. Harry Potter. [00:32:55] Speaker B: Let's look at the roster and try to see who you're talking about, because this had to be someone down the end of the bench. [00:32:59] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:33:01] Speaker B: Oh, it's Jordan Walsh. He does look like. It's Jordan Walsh. [00:33:06] Speaker A: He looks just like him. Dude, he's the ugly guy. [00:33:10] Speaker B: I don't know how I didn't. He's villain Nueva, too. It looks like Villanueva's twin. [00:33:14] Speaker A: He's literally the ugliest guy I've ever seen. [00:33:17] Speaker B: Yeah, it's Jordan Walsh, that poor. Now watch. Now watch. When I show you Villanueva, I always look at him and think of Villanueva. This is. He played with Garnett, and Garnett called him a cancer patient when he was albino. He was a black albino. [00:33:31] Speaker A: That's hilarious. Yeah. [00:33:32] Speaker B: What do you call a black albino? No. Is it Villanueva? [00:33:36] Speaker A: No, it's not Villanueva fellow just rubbing his belly. [00:33:42] Speaker B: Dude, the fuck's his name? Albino, NBA. [00:33:56] Speaker A: You just said his name, didn't you? [00:33:57] Speaker B: Yeah, but I don't think that's him. Do I get the name wrong? Oh, Walsh is Albino, by the way. [00:34:06] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. [00:34:08] Speaker B: Yeah. Charlie Villanueva. [00:34:10] Speaker A: He looks caramel on camera. [00:34:12] Speaker B: Charlie Villanueva is a Dominican. [00:34:14] Speaker A: Oh, Dominican. [00:34:19] Speaker B: Yeah. Walsh is albino. Okay, that makes sense. That's why him and fucking Charlie look the same. [00:34:24] Speaker A: What is wolf? It's what, half black, half spanish, half dominican. [00:34:31] Speaker B: Why do I think it's like Trinidad or Haiti, not haitian? He's one of the caribbean islands. [00:34:37] Speaker A: Is it? [00:34:38] Speaker B: I'm, like, 90% sure he was speaking Spanish. Was he speaking Spanish? [00:34:42] Speaker A: Yeah, that. [00:34:44] Speaker B: It would be nice if we had the kid that knows everything about people's, like, backgrounds that I'll give Nico. He knows where they went to college. [00:34:50] Speaker A: Well, even more is Mac Lewis. He's got the touch of the burger. [00:34:54] Speaker B: He does. Yeah. He was. He was not happy about that video. That's all I'll say. [00:34:58] Speaker A: What video, y'all? [00:34:59] Speaker B: Video. Take it down. He told me. He said, you should just take that down. All Justin wants to do is make fun of autistic people. I'm like, you get that he's calling you autistic, though, right? He's like, yes, I get that. But it's actual autistic people in the. [00:35:11] Speaker A: Videos, I'm making fun of them. Did you not see a whole show dedicated to them? [00:35:16] Speaker B: Yeah, he's saying, y'all making fun of them. And, no, no, you don't need to stand for that. [00:35:20] Speaker A: I'm not. So I'm not making fun of autistic people. I'm making fun of Mako for being worse when he's done. Not autistic. [00:35:28] Speaker B: Is he not. [00:35:29] Speaker A: He might be. With the video he put out. [00:35:32] Speaker B: He said he. I did get ruling that he said that they were both in on it, obviously. [00:35:37] Speaker A: Yeah. Well, after everyone bashed him in the comments. Yeah, sure. [00:35:42] Speaker B: He's in a commercial. Do you know he's starting in a commercial? [00:35:44] Speaker A: What kind of commercial it is? [00:35:48] Speaker B: Can you hear me? [00:35:49] Speaker A: Yeah, I can hear you. [00:35:50] Speaker B: Pnc bank. He's going to be in a commercial. The kid is up. His. His flight is up. [00:35:56] Speaker A: What? Doing what? I mean, I don't know. [00:35:58] Speaker B: He's got three lines. [00:35:59] Speaker A: He said, I like turtles. [00:36:04] Speaker B: You went in the middle of my daylight and scratched my cd. [00:36:07] Speaker A: I got my cd. [00:36:09] Speaker B: The fuck did we get? Ice cream? [00:36:10] Speaker A: Yeah, that says lie. [00:36:11] Speaker B: Those are the three lines I like. I don't get the I like turtle. Sign. But is that from love of spectrum, too? [00:36:17] Speaker A: No, it's for. It's a YouTube video. [00:36:19] Speaker B: Oh, the. I like turtles. [00:36:20] Speaker A: We. We have John B. Johnny. John. Johnny's a zombie Johnny, what made you be a zombie today? He's like, I like turtles. Completely irrelevant. [00:36:31] Speaker B: Yeah, it's the kid, right? [00:36:32] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:36:33] Speaker B: And he's in the paint. [00:36:34] Speaker A: Zombie John. Yeah. [00:36:35] Speaker B: Light turtles, kid. [00:36:36] Speaker A: Yeah, I like turtles. That's the highlight of the Internet. You're not getting any better than that video on the Internet. [00:36:43] Speaker B: I don't know. I like the leprechaun one. [00:36:46] Speaker A: Everyone see a leprechaun? [00:36:47] Speaker B: Yeah, that one I like. I like that. [00:36:49] Speaker A: That's a good one. [00:36:51] Speaker B: Oh, what about when Santa gets shot? Do you ever see that one? [00:36:53] Speaker A: No. [00:36:54] Speaker B: So Santa's in like the hood. It's like in Memphis or something like that. And he's like walking around the streets and he's like waving the kids. It's like Christmas, dude. And someone shot up with a bb gun in his ass in the middle of the, like they're doing a. They're doing like a. News cameras following them and he's like. [00:37:11] Speaker A: Well, the grape lady, when she. [00:37:13] Speaker B: That's another good one. Have we ever done like a five list? [00:37:18] Speaker A: We talked about it and we never did it. [00:37:21] Speaker B: We should like viral videos. Like, we should definitely at least do. [00:37:24] Speaker A: A list of five and we talked about it and. Yeah, that's. That's when you need to do a little research on. [00:37:29] Speaker B: Yeah, cuz then you gotta have the videos ready. [00:37:31] Speaker A: Videos ready. [00:37:33] Speaker B: But those like that, those are the ones off the top of my head that are unbelievable. Waffle fries was big, but that was Internet. Like one. [00:37:39] Speaker A: Yeah, that was, that was. [00:37:41] Speaker B: That was be. [00:37:42] Speaker A: That was one. [00:37:43] Speaker B: Yeah, that was like Kazar and shit. Limewire and shit. Yeah, I'm pretty sure you had a. [00:37:47] Speaker A: Download that on a doctor bubble, bitch. [00:37:50] Speaker B: Yes. [00:37:51] Speaker A: I used to love that video. [00:37:52] Speaker B: I say it all the time and no one gets the reference. [00:37:54] Speaker A: Salad fingers. [00:37:56] Speaker B: Yep, salad fingers. [00:37:57] Speaker A: Charlie bit my finger. [00:37:59] Speaker B: Charlie. He bit me. Hey, bet me bit my finger. We never do. We really never did a draft of this? [00:38:06] Speaker A: No, we've never did. And you know what? We probably should we gone we all. [00:38:11] Speaker B: The way in six weeks when we come back. Wait for that. Wait for. [00:38:15] Speaker A: You don't know if anybody will be here. Nico might have quit, just like his brother. We really don't know. Probably dead. Um, yeah, that's the episode, guys. Thank you guys so much for tuning in. [00:38:28] Speaker B: Oh, is this really the episode? [00:38:29] Speaker A: No. [00:38:29] Speaker B: Okay. [00:38:31] Speaker A: Just exaggerated. We just ran out of things to talk about. [00:38:35] Speaker B: Well, you know what sucks? Now this is the dead time for sports. There is absolutely no sports. You can't be paying attention to baseball right now. There'll be certain games in certain series. [00:38:45] Speaker A: Call me in October. [00:38:47] Speaker B: Like, dude. Yeah. Like that race that. The only thing about baseball season, they should go down to 100 game season. [00:38:53] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:38:53] Speaker B: Now there's going to be some purists out there that disagree. [00:38:57] Speaker A: It doesn't need to be 182 games. [00:38:59] Speaker B: No, save them. Let's keep our rosters fucking healthy. Yeah, keep them healthy for the playoffs. That's what they should be thinking. They should be thinking and they should juice the balls. Juice the balls. [00:39:10] Speaker A: Let them. [00:39:10] Speaker B: Let the people juice. I understand the pitching numbers won't be the. Oh, I like the metal bats thing. And they keep talking about people. People are going to get hit. [00:39:19] Speaker A: Oh, shut. [00:39:19] Speaker B: They already got the net all the way around. [00:39:21] Speaker A: Yeah, shut up. [00:39:22] Speaker B: I want someone to get hurt. [00:39:24] Speaker A: Metal bats, 100 games. If anything, extend the playoffs. Let another couple teams in. [00:39:30] Speaker B: I would. [00:39:31] Speaker A: More teams. [00:39:31] Speaker B: Yes. I would agree that. You know what you should do? Use metal bats. [00:39:37] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:39:38] Speaker B: Put the mound up to 2ft. [00:39:40] Speaker A: Back it up. I'll move. [00:39:41] Speaker B: Move it forward. [00:39:42] Speaker A: That's crazy. [00:39:43] Speaker B: 2Ft. [00:39:44] Speaker A: It'll be like 150 miles an hour. [00:39:46] Speaker B: Yeah. Let's go. [00:39:49] Speaker A: Shoot rockets at each other. They're gonna be like, give each other guns. [00:39:54] Speaker B: Yes, yes, yes. I. I do think that they should maybe adopt the savannah bananas rule that if you catch the ball in the outfield, like a fan catches it, it's an out. [00:40:05] Speaker A: If a fan catches it, it's. No, if a fan catches an out, that's awesome. So that's basically like the holom. [00:40:10] Speaker B: That's what they asked of habana. [00:40:12] Speaker A: Says they are all rigged games. They're not actually playing. Right. It's like a show. [00:40:16] Speaker B: Well, I think they're really playing. I think the kid still has to hit it. But there's all different shit. [00:40:20] Speaker A: Like, different when I'm saying the score at the end, it's like. [00:40:23] Speaker B: I think Savannah bananas always wins. If that's. [00:40:26] Speaker A: I would think so. That's. [00:40:27] Speaker B: I don't know, though. [00:40:27] Speaker A: The Globe charters. Have the gold charters ever lost? I think they lost once, like, by accident. [00:40:34] Speaker B: I don't know. [00:40:35] Speaker A: Like it was supposed to be like a game time. [00:40:37] Speaker B: I think it was the Washington Generals or something to always play. I don't know. We should look that up. [00:40:44] Speaker A: I mean, how do you lose a fixed game? That's crazy. [00:40:50] Speaker B: Well, I think there's a whole bunch of different globetrotters, right? It's not like, one. Like, there's, like, a main thing, and. [00:40:58] Speaker A: Then there's, like, globetrotters. That's, that's the show. [00:41:05] Speaker B: Wow. They've lost 345 times. Like, 27,000 wins, 345 losses. [00:41:11] Speaker A: How the fuck do they, how do they lose? I only remember that one time in little Nikki. Did they count that? [00:41:20] Speaker B: That must be one of those 2021. Maybe they actually play a real game. [00:41:25] Speaker A: Dude, no, they don't. They definitely don't. [00:41:29] Speaker B: I mean, this is why we need j fine here to fucking fact check this, dude. [00:41:34] Speaker A: Imagine how many, how much traveling it would be called. That's gotta suck to, like, you've been playing basketball, trying to go pro life. [00:41:47] Speaker B: Okay, so this game was not scripted, so some of the games are script. So the ones that they are unscripted, they have lost some of those. [00:41:53] Speaker A: Yeah. They're not allowed to do all the fun shit. [00:41:55] Speaker B: Yeah, they're probably doing some stuff in between timeouts and stuff. [00:42:02] Speaker A: I've been. I think I went once when I was a kid. [00:42:04] Speaker B: I think I went once, too. [00:42:05] Speaker A: Did we go together? [00:42:06] Speaker B: Maybe. [00:42:07] Speaker A: We probably did. That's something my parent, my father would take. That makes sense. [00:42:13] Speaker B: While he's fucking writing on his paper about the bats that he was taking. [00:42:16] Speaker A: Yeah, he was fucking nuts. But, yeah, we just hit the two year anniversary of my mother's death. We probably put it on the ground either yesterday or today. And then I'm driving by on the way here in the carp, I saw Andrew right in the corner. [00:42:34] Speaker B: Oh, you saw him? The one that found her? [00:42:36] Speaker A: Yeah. So weird. [00:42:39] Speaker B: It is weird. How does it feel to not have a mother? [00:42:44] Speaker A: About the same as it feels. Does not have a father. [00:42:47] Speaker B: It's the same. I kind of hope I die before my parents, if we're being honest. [00:42:53] Speaker A: Yeah. I mean, it sucks. [00:42:55] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:42:56] Speaker A: You go through, like, things in life that you want to celebrate. [00:42:59] Speaker B: Well, then it reminds you to a shit. [00:43:01] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:43:02] Speaker B: Like, everything's gonna remind you of stuff. [00:43:04] Speaker A: They're not even that, too. It's like, okay. Hey, you don't think I want them to meet Santino? [00:43:12] Speaker B: Yeah, no, of course. That's exactly what you want. You know what sucks is, like, like, right now, I have to light my cigar right now. [00:43:20] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:43:20] Speaker B: And there's, like, dead ear here. Like, I'm trying to light it. I have to answer, Justin, but because we don't have a third person, we're hung out to dry here. [00:43:28] Speaker A: Yeah. Is it that, or is it the fact that you got your ashes hanging right on your skin? [00:43:32] Speaker B: I mean, what is the chance of that? [00:43:34] Speaker A: Dude, it's like, right on there. That's like a hole in one. [00:43:38] Speaker B: My ass just dropped. [00:43:39] Speaker A: It's dangling just. On your shoelaces? [00:43:41] Speaker B: On the hole of my shoe? Of my shoelace on the loop. It's just. I don't even know. [00:43:48] Speaker A: Do you know when, like, you shoot a bad. [00:43:50] Speaker B: I'm definitely. I am definitely not pliable or flexible enough to lift my foot up. [00:43:56] Speaker A: No. To show that. No, absolutely not. You might as well just take a picture of it on your phone. But it's like when you shoot a basketball. And this happened, like, in game four. I think Luca did it where it got wedged in between the rim and the backboard. That's what it is. That's what happened. [00:44:14] Speaker B: Yeah, that was funny. I'm gonna flick it off. Flicky. You're surprised it doesn't happen more often. I feel like you don't see it that often. It used to happen a lot in the backyard, like, when you were just playing, like, to get a ball wedged. I feel like that happened a lot. [00:44:31] Speaker A: Yeah, we used to, like, try to make it happen. [00:44:33] Speaker B: Yeah, it was awesome. [00:44:35] Speaker A: Remember we had the chain nets? [00:44:37] Speaker B: Chain nets were the best. There was nothing better than the swish on a chain. [00:44:41] Speaker A: On a chain net, which is just, like, elite. [00:44:44] Speaker B: I would put that up as, like, top ten sounds in the world. [00:44:47] Speaker A: There's a lot of really good sounds. The chain net swishes. It's an elite. [00:44:53] Speaker B: What else would you have to put up there for best sounds in the world? [00:44:57] Speaker A: I think opening like a can of coke is a good sound. [00:45:01] Speaker B: I like that sound. [00:45:02] Speaker A: That's a good sound. Opening like a bottle top of, like, a bottle of whiskey. [00:45:08] Speaker B: That little, like, you crack a beer. Yeah, you crack a drink. That's a good sound. My favorite sound is you get five minutes. I like that sound. I like when someone says that. [00:45:17] Speaker A: You get five minutes. [00:45:18] Speaker B: You have five minutes. [00:45:19] Speaker A: You have five minutes. [00:45:20] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:45:20] Speaker A: Blurp. That's. [00:45:21] Speaker B: You like, no, saying, my wife would come into me and say, you got five minutes. [00:45:25] Speaker A: Yeah, but it's not, like a sound. [00:45:27] Speaker B: True. [00:45:28] Speaker A: I need a sound I like. That's more of a. That's a phrase. [00:45:32] Speaker B: Okay, so we're not doing phrases. We're doing sounds. [00:45:34] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:45:34] Speaker B: I do enjoy the. The sound of a torch lighter. So when. When I light my torch cigar lighter. [00:45:39] Speaker A: Yeah, it's. [00:45:40] Speaker B: I like that song. [00:45:41] Speaker A: It's when you're doing pleasure things. You like the sound. [00:45:44] Speaker B: I like the sound of a great golf shot flushed. [00:45:48] Speaker A: That's not to be. That's a good song. That's a great sound. [00:45:53] Speaker B: The fuck is she talking about? [00:45:54] Speaker A: She's giving up fucking. [00:45:56] Speaker B: We got too much shit going on here. These fucking weirdos in my backyard. [00:46:00] Speaker A: She's giving up spots at the restaurant that we don't have any fucking available. [00:46:04] Speaker B: Like, look at this sound. Here's that. [00:46:10] Speaker A: That's a good sound. How about the sound of, like, the old PlayStation turning on? [00:46:19] Speaker B: Okay. [00:46:20] Speaker A: That's a good sound. [00:46:21] Speaker B: That is a good sound. Do you know what my wife will say 100%? It's like, her favorite sound in the world. I swear to God. A martini. Shaking. [00:46:32] Speaker A: It's a good sound. [00:46:33] Speaker B: When. When you got it. When you see that bartender and he's shaking that fucking thing. [00:46:37] Speaker A: It's a good thing to be, like, the appropriate amount. Ice, yes. [00:46:41] Speaker B: Not too little. Not too much. Because if you get too much, you. It's not shaking. [00:46:46] Speaker A: No, it's like, you just. There's got to be, like, just the perfect amount. [00:46:49] Speaker B: Yep. [00:46:52] Speaker A: That's a good sound. I think a lot of it has to do with, like, pleasure. Things like where you're gonna get pleasure out of. [00:46:59] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:46:59] Speaker A: The sound before it. [00:47:02] Speaker B: I think a buzzer beater. Like, just a buzzer sound could be good or bad. [00:47:06] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:47:07] Speaker B: You know what I mean? [00:47:09] Speaker A: Crickets. Like, I feel like in New Hampshire at night. [00:47:13] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:47:13] Speaker A: That nighttime chart. [00:47:15] Speaker B: I feel like we're getting a little bird play in these. In this ears. I don't mind getting a little bit. [00:47:18] Speaker A: But it's not, like, overbearing. [00:47:21] Speaker B: Yes. I like that noise. Even wind. A light wind. [00:47:24] Speaker A: Yeah, wind's a good light. [00:47:25] Speaker B: Wind's a good sound. [00:47:26] Speaker A: Wind's a good one. What about the YouTube sound? No, the Netflix sound. I'm sorry. Yeah, I like that Netflix has a good time. [00:47:36] Speaker B: What about EA sports? It's in the game. We consider that a sound. Or we consider that word. [00:47:41] Speaker A: I think it's more words. But I do know what you're saying, so let's. [00:47:46] Speaker B: Let's take that off the list. What do you think about the. The movie sound? Like MGM or something? [00:47:52] Speaker A: Like a lion. The lion roar. Yeah, that's good sound. Well, like that one. [00:47:59] Speaker B: That one. [00:48:00] Speaker A: That's a good one. [00:48:01] Speaker B: You know. You know it's showtime. [00:48:03] Speaker A: Yeah. You're getting into the. It's movie time. What about popcorn? [00:48:08] Speaker B: Just popping. [00:48:09] Speaker A: Popping. [00:48:10] Speaker B: The first pop or the last pop or. You like it. You like a. Like a machine? [00:48:14] Speaker A: No, I like right in the middle when they're really. When they're going. Cause I gotta pay too much attention when you get into the end, you're like, all right. How many pops was that? Like, is it done? [00:48:24] Speaker B: Yeah. Like the Vegas shooter. You want the popcorn to be like. [00:48:27] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:48:27] Speaker B: You want it right in the middle of it. [00:48:28] Speaker A: What about the sound of, like, soft machine, like, the jackpot? [00:48:35] Speaker B: We actually got a butt dial. We were at baseball and we got a butt dial from some guy. He was. He was at Foxwoods, and all you heard him was ripping the slot machine. [00:48:44] Speaker A: Love that. [00:48:44] Speaker B: It was a great sound. We were dying laughing. No, I don't think he was winning, but it was just like, cha ching. And then you heard it go, ring, ring, ring. It was like. It was a good sound. It was a great sound. Yeah, it sound basically when you. It is all sounds that. [00:49:00] Speaker A: Like you're getting pleasure. Yes, for sure. [00:49:05] Speaker B: I can't even think of a good sound that you wouldn't be getting pleasure out of. I think it just tells your receptors. [00:49:10] Speaker A: Like, oh, wow, something. Something fun's happening. [00:49:13] Speaker B: Like, I love coffee percolating. [00:49:14] Speaker A: That's a great sound. [00:49:16] Speaker B: Yeah, my espresso machine. [00:49:18] Speaker A: It is a great sound. [00:49:20] Speaker B: Great smell. Yeah, great sound and smell. All right, what else is anyone hearing this bird tweeting? [00:49:30] Speaker A: I don't know. They probably don't. I want to know, like, what sounds people. People that are listening. What are some of your pleasure sounds? What are some sounds that you like that really just get you going? Some examples we just gave was, like, champagne popping. Oh, champagne popping is a good one. That little thump, the Netflix sound. A PlayStation. Old school PlayStation turning on. What does some of your pleasure sounds? Obviously, like, opening a can of coke or can of beer. That sounds pretty cool. What are we missing? [00:50:04] Speaker B: I'm sure there's some fucking ASMR nuts that are like, they haven't got a list. [00:50:08] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. But they probably jerk. [00:50:09] Speaker B: They jerk. [00:50:10] Speaker A: They're trying to make pleasure sounds out of non pleasure things. [00:50:13] Speaker B: Yes. [00:50:14] Speaker A: I don't want to hear. [00:50:15] Speaker B: Can you watch ASMR videos? Like, girls talking rasp? [00:50:18] Speaker A: No, I would rather kill myself. [00:50:21] Speaker B: I don't like that either. It makes me want to, like, yell at them, like, speak louder. [00:50:24] Speaker A: Yeah. It's like, what are you doing? That's not. What is it supposed to do? Is it supposed to turn you on? [00:50:28] Speaker B: I don't know. I feel like mako drops into that sometimes. Like, memory was on the podcast doing it. I'm like, yeah, get out of that tone. Like, why are you acting all sensual right now? [00:50:36] Speaker A: He's like, tapping on the thing. It's like, bro, once you go rate a date, why does he get. So when I make videos he just. [00:50:47] Speaker B: Thinks you too much with the retards. [00:50:48] Speaker A: He says, no, I'm not. It's. I'm only making fun of him. [00:50:54] Speaker B: I know, but that's the reason why. You think that's the reason why. He's probably more mad at that than the actual. He's using the autistic people to say, like, listen, stop making fun of me. [00:51:05] Speaker A: Yeah, exactly. [00:51:06] Speaker B: He actually said he was gonna spend time to ruin your life. [00:51:13] Speaker A: There's nothing he could do. So he's not dedicated enough. [00:51:20] Speaker B: We'll see. We'll see if that pans out. [00:51:21] Speaker A: He doesn't know how to be dedicated enough. [00:51:27] Speaker B: He's a musician. [00:51:29] Speaker A: What's he gonna do? Go on there and be like, don't listen to his music. It's just gonna bring people to his music. To the music. [00:51:38] Speaker B: Yeah. Imagine that. You. That would be the best thing that ever happened to you. [00:51:41] Speaker A: Exactly. It's a nice day. [00:51:49] Speaker B: It's gonna get real hot this week. This is gonna be 95 today. It's gonna be like 95 tomorrow and, like, 98 on Thursday. [00:51:55] Speaker A: I already can't breathe my whole life. [00:51:57] Speaker B: I got a baseball game tonight, which is kind of crazy. And then I got one on Thursday, too. Let's hope. [00:52:02] Speaker A: Like, how many sports don't you think you should dial it back with this kid? How many sports he's gonna play? [00:52:06] Speaker B: He's not in that many sports. It's in like, eight. [00:52:09] Speaker A: He plays all year round. [00:52:11] Speaker B: Yeah. Aren't you always in different sports? [00:52:14] Speaker A: Yeah. It's like you want this kid to be an athlete so bad. [00:52:17] Speaker B: I don't. He wants to play sports. All his friends play sports. [00:52:20] Speaker A: You want him to be a fucking professional athlete. [00:52:21] Speaker B: He's never gonna be a professional athlete. I tell him that all the time. [00:52:24] Speaker A: You want him to be. [00:52:25] Speaker B: I tell him, you have no skill. You're a trash bag. [00:52:28] Speaker A: He said he wants to be a person. Wide receiver. [00:52:31] Speaker B: He never said that. There's no way. [00:52:32] Speaker A: That's right. [00:52:33] Speaker B: First of all, he's white. [00:52:35] Speaker A: Yeah, so is Julian Edelman. It's not jewish, though. [00:52:39] Speaker B: Yeah, that's the problem. Can never be. [00:52:44] Speaker A: He said to me that, listen, your. [00:52:46] Speaker B: Dreams can't come true. [00:52:47] Speaker A: He wants to be a professional wife. [00:52:49] Speaker B: So I tell him, I just like, listen, your dreams can't come true. Well, I think he likes to catch touchdown passes. [00:52:54] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, don't we all? [00:52:55] Speaker B: Exactly. But when you're slow, you know he's not fast enough. He'll never be fast enough. You just certain you born with certain. [00:53:02] Speaker A: Things you are born with. [00:53:03] Speaker B: You can work hard but there is a physical limitations. Let's be honest here. There are some kids, though, parents in leagues that I'm in, they act like that kids going pro and their kids are trash. [00:53:17] Speaker A: Dude, look at it like people are out of their minds. [00:53:20] Speaker B: The craziest part is, do you know what they're telling the kids nowadays to do? [00:53:24] Speaker A: What? [00:53:26] Speaker B: It's crazy. They want every kid, like, it has to be a little mix of pedophilia, like eight to twelve. They said one of the only ways to get recognized is to start an Instagram account. Now for your kid's sport. It makes sense in some ways because they said, like, it's easier for coaches to look at it and stuff like that. [00:53:46] Speaker A: People want to watch my kid. [00:53:48] Speaker B: That's what I think. [00:53:50] Speaker A: That's just like, I don't want you anywhere near my kid. That's where I'm at. [00:53:54] Speaker B: So I was thinking about starting an account and just putting, like, all, like, just being, like, putting my kid, like, in baseball and just if he strikes out, just. Just put the strike out up. Like, just put all, like, the bad shit up. Like, just have, like, the low lights. [00:54:07] Speaker A: The low lights. Just the low light, like, wicked funny. [00:54:10] Speaker B: Yeah. Just because everyone's doing these accounts. [00:54:13] Speaker A: Kid were pretty. He would probably want to, like, never play sports again. [00:54:16] Speaker B: No, he'd have to agree to it, but we'd have him act like he's baby Gronk, if you guys don't know. Do you guys know who baby Gronk is? [00:54:23] Speaker A: No. It was baby Gronk. [00:54:24] Speaker B: Okay. Baby Gronk's this kid, dude. He's like. It's clearly run by his father. [00:54:30] Speaker A: Oh, wow, that's wicked hot on my eyes. [00:54:33] Speaker B: Yeah, he's feeding his kids lines and stuff. He's probably like eleven or twelve. He's a flag football player. Yeah, he got a mullet. He's a white. I don't know if he's white, but he's light skinned. Okay. And, like, he, like, tries to riz up girls. [00:54:49] Speaker A: He'll be like, how old is he? [00:54:51] Speaker B: Like eleven, dude. He's like, putting these lines down that, like, clearly his father's feeding them. Like, I'll fucking work you, shit. Like that. Like, crazy stuff, dude. Like, I'll tap that ass. Stuff like that. I swear to God, he's crazy. And he's like, uh. He's like. He's probably a good football player. Good. Like, tight end. I think he plays. [00:55:09] Speaker A: He's eleven. [00:55:10] Speaker B: He's like, eleven. I want to do that, but we'd have to have. My kid would never act like that. But he'd have to act like that while having highlights of him striking out. Like, only put up the bad stuff. [00:55:22] Speaker A: And then, like, that attitude. [00:55:25] Speaker B: Just that attitude, though. Like, why are you so cocky? You just went, I think that would. [00:55:29] Speaker A: Be so funny if you did that. I think you should do that. My phone's so hot I can't even receive a picture. [00:55:44] Speaker B: Yeah, it's pretty. It's pretty hot on you. This is, by the way, cigar talk here. I got a Dunbarton trust classic. No, no. Dumbarton Trust Company. Pulpetta. Small little Larry. I think it's four inches, 48 ring like Niko's dick. [00:56:04] Speaker A: Okay. [00:56:05] Speaker B: We're gonna make dick jokes for Niko. [00:56:07] Speaker A: He deserves them. [00:56:08] Speaker B: He does. It's delicious. Burns. Well, it's a small little Larry. Probably won't even take that long to smoke. You can. You could probably stretch it out to an hour. But you can get this down. This a little dog walker. 2030 minutes. [00:56:19] Speaker A: If you like a nice dog walker. [00:56:20] Speaker B: You got a rocky Patel, I believe. [00:56:23] Speaker A: Number six, two hour, easy. [00:56:25] Speaker B: Yeah, that's a long. That's a long. John. Yeah. Everything going good, uncle Mike? [00:56:31] Speaker A: Yep, it's all set. [00:56:32] Speaker B: Everything good? Yeah, looks good. Pool looks great. [00:56:36] Speaker A: If I'm not here, turn the fire filter. [00:56:38] Speaker B: Yeah, I'll put it on after. [00:56:40] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:56:42] Speaker B: 75 degrees. [00:56:44] Speaker A: Why don't you take a dip? [00:56:45] Speaker B: We got the best looking pool guy in the planet right now. People want all Julio's. And. And we'll take Uncle Mike any day. [00:56:52] Speaker A: Uncle Mike. All day, every day. You got anything else? [00:57:00] Speaker B: What are we at here? Time wise? [00:57:02] Speaker A: 105. [00:57:03] Speaker B: We made an hour. Yeah, that kind of. See, time flies when you're having fun. [00:57:07] Speaker A: I mean, we could go another two, 3 hours really? If we wanted. Yeah, it's like. Not like we'd ever run out of things to talk about. It's hot. [00:57:17] Speaker B: I think that's. [00:57:18] Speaker A: I think the heat. That's where it's the heat. [00:57:20] Speaker B: And we're pussies. And we're sweating. I'm sweating them. I'm sweating balls right now. [00:57:24] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:57:25] Speaker B: And like, I'm shower today, which sucks. [00:57:27] Speaker A: Also. Not gonna make you bring everything up by yourself. I'm not a piece of shit like Nico would do. I really am a nice guy. Like, when it comes down to it. [00:57:36] Speaker B: Yeah, he's a nice guy. He's a little sensitive. [00:57:38] Speaker A: Something's a nice guy. Sometimes I make fun of Michael cuz he's. Does things that make me think he's autistic. And I just. I'm not making fun of the autistic person. I'm just showing you. Hey, Mako, look what they're doing. And then look what you did. Do you see any similarities? I don't think there's anything wrong with that. I think I'm trying to help them. [00:58:00] Speaker B: I know. And we haven't. I haven't really got. We'll see when the commercial comes out. Maybe it is a commercial where he is autistic in the commercial. So maybe would just. [00:58:09] Speaker A: He might be. I would say Sabrina might be autistic. So I think I'm engaged. [00:58:15] Speaker B: Do you think that everyone's autistic? Like a little bit? You think everyone's on some sort of spectrum or they could put anyone on. [00:58:21] Speaker A: You could a thousand percent put me. We just talked about sounds that we like for eight minutes straight. [00:58:27] Speaker B: Yeah. Oh, what about the basketball shoes? Is that on a good sound or a bad sound? [00:58:33] Speaker A: I hypo focus on it and it's. [00:58:35] Speaker B: Not like, oh, it's a bad sound. [00:58:36] Speaker A: It's not a bad sound. It's just, it's an annoying, it's distracting. It's not a pleasure sound to me, but the game needs it as well. [00:58:48] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:58:48] Speaker A: I think a game with no sneak of sound would be less enjoyable than with the sneaker sound. [00:58:55] Speaker B: If you think about it, that's like one of the few sounds through sports that actually come from gameplay. [00:59:02] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:59:02] Speaker B: You know, maybe the crack of a bat, but that's not consistent. [00:59:07] Speaker A: You might pound it. You might have a team not hit the ball one single time. A whole game. [00:59:12] Speaker B: Yeah. Pounds into the mitts sometimes if they. [00:59:14] Speaker A: Get the mic right, which is like, if you're the, if you're the opposing team, let's say you're home in the opposite teams pitching a no hitter, it's like, how miserable is that game? [00:59:26] Speaker B: Yeah, you gotta really drink it. You gotta. It's fine. [00:59:29] Speaker A: That's a fucking miserable game. I like boring to high heaven. Unless if it's your team, you all at least rooting for that, right? [00:59:38] Speaker B: You want them, you want that. [00:59:39] Speaker A: You're encouraging it now you're rooting for it. It's okay that you're there, but if you are on the shit end of the stick of that. Oh, that's gotta be. [00:59:47] Speaker B: I've been to miserable old games where it's like just high flying home runs. Those are the best games. [00:59:52] Speaker A: They're the best. [00:59:53] Speaker B: But then it is some. The art of pitching sometimes is lost on people. If you're at a game and this guy's just dailing throwing fucking heat. It's unbelievable. [01:00:02] Speaker A: Yeah, no, it's awesome. But it also depends on where you're sitting, too. So if you're in the outfield, it's kind of like, hard to even tell what's going on. You're far away, so you don't know. You can see the motion and you're not. It's better to watch baseball on tv, personally, I think, but that's just my opinion. [01:00:20] Speaker B: Let me ask you a question, because my wife was calling me crazy. [01:00:24] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:00:24] Speaker B: I. I coached the kids baseball team, obviously, and we're in the championship. So I sent out a text. I'm like, guys, no swimming. We don't need tired arms. [01:00:34] Speaker A: No, they'll be exhausted. [01:00:36] Speaker B: She made it seem like I was a crazy person for sending that text. [01:00:40] Speaker A: No, we used to do the same thing. [01:00:41] Speaker B: I go, this has been for. There could be no scientific evidence for this, but at the same time, same. [01:00:48] Speaker A: Thing, like, no sex. If you're a boxer before, like, why. [01:00:51] Speaker B: Would we risk that? She was like, oh, I'm gonna go to the beach today. Go. You're absolutely not going to the beach today. [01:00:55] Speaker A: You'll be so tired. [01:00:56] Speaker B: That's what I said. Why would you go to the beach? You're gonna be a pile of mush. We got a fucking championship game tonight. [01:01:03] Speaker A: Do you know how tired I am when I go to the beach? [01:01:05] Speaker B: That's what I say. I said, we're always a piles of mush from the beach, and I'll bring them to the beach. [01:01:09] Speaker A: I could be at the beach for 2 hours. My whole day is just, I'm not leaving my couch. I'm gonna go home. I'm gonna take a shower, get all the sand that I'm still gonna find in my ass cracks, and I'm not moving from my air conditioned couch for the remainder of the day. [01:01:23] Speaker B: I know. I don't even know why someone would want to go out. I think ideal beach weather is mid eighties to low to mid eighties. [01:01:30] Speaker A: Yeah. Right now it's torturous. [01:01:31] Speaker B: This is torturous. [01:01:32] Speaker A: I could never. Yeah, it wouldn't even be fun. And I'm not like a big. I'm gonna go in the water to cool off guy. I'm not that guy. [01:01:39] Speaker B: Well, we know you can't swim. [01:01:41] Speaker A: No, I can definitely swim. I'm actually a really good swimmer and I'm a fast swimmer. I can't swim because of physical reasons. [01:01:51] Speaker B: I still don't know how that correlates. [01:01:53] Speaker A: I wish that I can explain it to you. It's because my hernia is up in my chest cavity. [01:01:57] Speaker B: That's why I thought hernias were low. [01:02:01] Speaker A: Not the hernia. It's a. I have a hiatal hernia. So basically my stomach protrudes through my chest cavity, a portion of it, and sits in between my breastplate. [01:02:12] Speaker B: Have I said the joke? Gay Adel hernia. Have I said that? [01:02:15] Speaker A: You haven't until just now. [01:02:17] Speaker B: Okay. [01:02:17] Speaker A: I don't think they really landed. [01:02:19] Speaker B: It's a gay ital hernia. [01:02:21] Speaker A: It is pretty gay. [01:02:22] Speaker B: It's wiggy gay. [01:02:23] Speaker A: I would say it's kind of autistic, of like, I swear to God, I. [01:02:28] Speaker B: Think that I have a problem differentiating autism and gay. Like, I. I don't know if I've said this in the podcast. I don't know the difference, because sometimes I think Baco's gay. Sometimes I think he's autistic. [01:02:39] Speaker A: Maybe he's gay. Tistic. [01:02:41] Speaker B: You think he's autistically gay? [01:02:44] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:02:45] Speaker B: Or flamboyantly autistic. [01:02:47] Speaker A: I mean, he's not really helping this case with the. [01:02:49] Speaker B: The lymphatic massage. As you get towels on his head. [01:02:52] Speaker A: Wearing towels like my grandmother did. [01:02:54] Speaker B: His chin done. [01:02:55] Speaker A: He's getting his chin done. He's like, I'm in the friend zone, saying things like that. [01:03:00] Speaker B: I know, I know. And he's just like, he's like, we're gonna be celibate. I'm in the friend zone. You know, many people, like, inbox me. Like, is he gay? [01:03:07] Speaker A: A lot of people. [01:03:09] Speaker B: So many boxes. Can he just come out? And I'm like, I don't know. It's like, I'm so. [01:03:13] Speaker A: I get at least three to four people anytime he posts something ridiculous that slide in my inbox. [01:03:20] Speaker B: So daily. [01:03:20] Speaker A: And he just come. [01:03:21] Speaker B: Come out so daily. You get that he's good for one ridiculous post a day. [01:03:26] Speaker A: Yeah. Can I. Can he just come out? Just talk to your cousin. Have him come out. [01:03:35] Speaker B: I just don't know why he wouldn't. He would be so much bigger than he is. Pitch a gamer. Just running around, dude, sucking dick. [01:03:42] Speaker A: I'd respect him more. I would stop making fun of him. [01:03:44] Speaker B: I think he would be a top, I'll give him that. [01:03:48] Speaker A: Yeah, I would agree with that. He'd be clapping the cheeks. [01:03:53] Speaker B: You think that he'd be fucking ass or do you think that he would just want his dick sucked? Like, I think there's two different types of gay. [01:03:58] Speaker A: I think he would just want his dick sucked. [01:04:00] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:04:00] Speaker A: Yeah. I don't see him clapping cheeks. [01:04:02] Speaker B: Yeah, that's how I think too. I don't think all gays fuck. I think they might be a little. Sucking. [01:04:07] Speaker A: Yeah. Sucking in fuck. Revere beach. Revere Beach. I don't know what they suck in. Fucking every day of the week. [01:04:18] Speaker B: Where's that from? [01:04:18] Speaker A: Revere beach. Dude, are you kidding me? Do I not know that YouTube video? This is like an old one. [01:04:27] Speaker B: Sounds like the Jack chop. [01:04:29] Speaker A: I gotta find this for you. We're gonna close out on this. [01:04:32] Speaker B: Sucking and fucking down Revere beach. Revere beach. [01:04:44] Speaker A: Sucking in fuck all right, we're gonna. We're gonna close out. Heard this song if it'll ever play. I'm pinwheeling. [01:05:01] Speaker B: Who sings it. [01:05:02] Speaker A: I'm pinwheeling. [01:05:03] Speaker B: You know who it is? [01:05:04] Speaker A: It's called Revere beach featuring Big Nez and Victor Foresta. [01:05:14] Speaker B: Is. Was this ever a big song? [01:05:17] Speaker A: It has 1.4 thousand views. [01:05:21] Speaker B: Okay. [01:05:22] Speaker A: This is. If this is even it. [01:05:25] Speaker B: Sucking name fucking damn. Reverberation. I already love it. Revere beaches. But they're building it up, kid. [01:05:37] Speaker A: Did you see the. [01:05:43] Speaker B: Is this it? [01:05:45] Speaker A: I don't know. I think so. What do you beach? Revere beach. Sucking and fucking every night of the week sucking and fucking even as we speak. Revere Beach. Revere beach. Sucking and fucking every night of the week. Sucking and fucking even as we speak. [01:06:27] Speaker B: Crucial. [01:06:29] Speaker A: So the fact that this song only has 1.4 thousand views is an atrocity and a crime against humanity. [01:06:38] Speaker B: I'm mad that I'm just hearing this now. [01:06:41] Speaker A: How have you. [01:06:42] Speaker B: Sucking in fucking every view. Hell yeah. That's great, dude. [01:06:48] Speaker A: When I said pleasure sounds, that's number one. [01:06:50] Speaker B: That's number one, dude. [01:06:52] Speaker A: That's taking the cause. [01:06:54] Speaker B: How do we title this episode sucking and fucking down Revere beach? [01:06:57] Speaker A: You have to do it with the stars. Su dot. [01:07:02] Speaker B: It's just such a long title. [01:07:03] Speaker A: I know. Rever beach. That's like such a legendary song. If those of you haven't heard that. Definitely go check that out. [01:07:12] Speaker B: I think we're just gonna put it as saf D R B, dude. [01:07:16] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:07:17] Speaker B: I wanted to talk about the Karen Reed case. But it's like fucking everyone's talking about it. [01:07:21] Speaker A: It's like gives a fuck. [01:07:22] Speaker B: She's innocent. They fucking try to cover it up. [01:07:25] Speaker A: Everybody sucks. [01:07:26] Speaker B: Yeah, I mean, we just ended on the sucking and fucking down Riviera beach. That was unbelievable. [01:07:31] Speaker A: Yeah, it's like you can't. We can't. [01:07:33] Speaker B: Who sings it? Who's the guy that sings it? Tsto. Was that Tsto and Avicii? [01:07:38] Speaker A: It was. Yeah, it was. Avicii already fucking lost it. [01:07:47] Speaker B: I'm surprised. Like, that sound like a billy bag song, dude. [01:07:50] Speaker A: Big Nez and Victor Forest. [01:07:53] Speaker B: Oh, okay. Shout out, big Nez. [01:07:56] Speaker A: Big Nez. We're gonna get big. [01:07:58] Speaker B: All he does is suck and fuck down Revere beach. [01:08:01] Speaker A: I think, though, like, that's what we. Who we need to get on the podcast. [01:08:06] Speaker B: People like that. [01:08:07] Speaker A: Whoever made that song, just get him on. I mean, you get billy bags on. [01:08:11] Speaker B: I don't know if we're ready for that. [01:08:13] Speaker A: I think, like, we might be. [01:08:15] Speaker B: We might catch a case with that. [01:08:17] Speaker A: Yeah, probably. He's tapped, but out of his mind. I'm so friendly with him, so I can get him on. [01:08:24] Speaker B: All right, we'll have to go to him. [01:08:26] Speaker A: Yeah, probably. Absolutely. Like, subscribe, do all that fun shit. Thanks for listening, Nico. You suck. We still. He never even called us. He might be dead. He's probably dead. [01:08:37] Speaker B: I hope he's dead. [01:08:38] Speaker A: Rip. Nico. Yeah. It was nice knowing you. We might have a vacant spot. Everybody thought I was going to quit first. It was obviously Nico. [01:08:46] Speaker B: It's clearly Nico. So, yeah. Apply. Apply in the. [01:08:49] Speaker A: We are accepting applications. [01:08:51] Speaker B: Yep. If you. And if you can catch either one of us, we will be sucking and fucking down Riviera beach. [01:08:56] Speaker A: Yeah, well, I won't be doing the sucking. I'll be getting sucked. [01:08:59] Speaker B: I'll suck on a titty. [01:09:00] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, yeah, we'll do that. I'll suck on some. [01:09:03] Speaker B: Yeah, suck on a clam. [01:09:04] Speaker A: Or nice little clam plate. [01:09:05] Speaker B: I mean, what's better than sucking on a clam down the beach? [01:09:08] Speaker A: There's really not much. [01:09:09] Speaker B: There's nothing. [01:09:10] Speaker A: Now, you're getting sound pleasure from all aspects. [01:09:13] Speaker B: And I'll bring the tata sauce, sweetie. [01:09:18] Speaker A: All right, see you later.