Ep. 137 | Eating 4's PTC Crossover

[00:00:53] Speaker A: I mean, this is like why you don't want to be Irish, dude. You know what I mean? Lia to you. [00:00:57] Speaker B: It's nice to see how the other half lives. [00:00:59] Speaker A: I could agree with you more. [00:01:01] Speaker B: Right? You got lace curtains in there. [00:01:07] Speaker C: Wine cell. [00:01:09] Speaker A: I. You're stepping my dick right now, dude. You see this thing yet? No. [00:01:17] Speaker C: Wine sell up. What do you need? [00:01:23] Speaker D: Nothing. Those are Bobby C's cookies. He brought like a gentleman. [00:01:27] Speaker A: Like a gentleman. [00:01:27] Speaker D: Look at that though. Upside down. Little champagne cookies. Oh, yeah, look at that. [00:01:32] Speaker A: You know how I feel about these cookies. [00:01:33] Speaker D: None of you guys bride thing by the Irish. You want to lie to you? [00:01:37] Speaker B: Hey, I did it for the Irish. You want to know why? Because I know you Italians. As soon as we leave you like those scumbag Irish came empty. [00:01:43] Speaker C: We can't. But we can't up what Al did when he came on us. [00:01:46] Speaker A: Yeah, I brought whiskey, but it was not a bottle of. [00:01:49] Speaker D: Oh, you did? See, I was just gonna. I was gonna on you for not bringing anything. But you're right, you did bring something. [00:01:55] Speaker C: I brought company. I brought company. [00:01:56] Speaker A: Danny. [00:01:57] Speaker D: Danny Guest. [00:01:58] Speaker A: Yeah, they brought like his family. Like that's what he does. [00:02:02] Speaker E: That whiskey's from all of us. [00:02:06] Speaker A: It really is though, by the way. That's from all of them. [00:02:13] Speaker D: This is unreal. [00:02:14] Speaker A: But this is bad brain. [00:02:15] Speaker D: The bad brain. We don't. We don't do no intros. [00:02:17] Speaker A: Okay. I like that you like to eat while you're on the show. [00:02:20] Speaker C: I do because I know crumbs everywhere. [00:02:22] Speaker E: Apples. How are you gonna look like to an apple? [00:02:27] Speaker C: You're gonna walk into Wonderland Ballroom like that. [00:02:29] Speaker D: Well, good thing I'm here and I can change if I have to. [00:02:31] Speaker C: That's a good point, but why would you. You're wearing saw. [00:02:34] Speaker E: I just saw on Instagram a thing saying that if you know the stick is on your apples. [00:02:38] Speaker D: Yes. [00:02:39] Speaker E: If it starts with a four, take a knife to it and scrape it off. [00:02:43] Speaker B: Algorithms. [00:02:44] Speaker E: It's what? Wax and plastic. Covering the apple with pesticides in the wax and plastic to preserve the apple so it doesn't rot. So you'll want to look for apples that start with a nine. Number nine on that little sticker. [00:02:58] Speaker A: How much? Don't eat apples. [00:02:59] Speaker E: I'm going to stop peeling that. [00:03:01] Speaker A: With that I'm going to be honest. [00:03:02] Speaker D: I'm probably just going to eat fours like you read about. [00:03:05] Speaker B: I saw the same thing. [00:03:06] Speaker A: I had Bobby. [00:03:06] Speaker C: See a little bit closer, buddy. [00:03:07] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, you got to put it up. [00:03:08] Speaker B: I had that thing. I had an apple in my lunchbox. I'M like, the Internet's lying. I took my razor knife, shaved it. All wax. [00:03:14] Speaker E: All wax. [00:03:15] Speaker A: Still really? [00:03:16] Speaker E: Yep. [00:03:16] Speaker D: I'm still going to eat fours like Nico at, you know, at Faneuil Hall. [00:03:21] Speaker C: You know what I mean? [00:03:24] Speaker A: I can't believe that took you that long to get there. [00:03:29] Speaker C: Just so I want to be very clear, I was the first one to laugh at that. [00:03:32] Speaker A: Unbelievable. All right, listen, here's something that really fucking annoyed the fuck out of me the other day. Went to the See the movie Weapons with Tommy, right? IMAX couple sits down next to us. [00:03:47] Speaker D: IMAX sucks. It's the worst way to have the recline. [00:03:51] Speaker A: And so, hold on, imax, he was. [00:03:53] Speaker C: A bring back chunky. [00:03:54] Speaker A: He was in football. So it was like it was the only 750 or it was 620. We would have made it. That's why we went. There he goes. This IMAX sucks. That's what he said right when we walked in. Your cousin Justin loves imax. [00:04:05] Speaker D: Well, he's a loser. [00:04:06] Speaker A: He's an idiot. [00:04:08] Speaker C: Coke Zero, dude. [00:04:09] Speaker A: This woman. Can I get this story? Not going to happen. This woman sits down, she's built like Fitzy, right? Like beautiful. You know what I mean? Gorgeous. Gorgeous with her, like, boyfriend or whatever he is. So the movie's a. A horror movie, right? There's some moments of levity in there a little bit, but like, she. This loser is laughing every scene. That gets intense, like, laughing. Tommy's looking at me and I'm like, I want to fucking dump this guy's popcorn everywhere. Like you ruin the fucking movie for everybody, you know? I mean, you fucking lose it. That's why you have a disgusting fat fucking girl with you. Were they. Yes. [00:04:48] Speaker D: Just these fat white girls? [00:04:50] Speaker A: Yes. Oh, no. A fat white girl and a fat white guy. Yeah, just like, it would be like a really intense moment. Yeah. Two fat shits, you know, I mean, two fat trash. Yeah, trash. [00:05:02] Speaker D: I think the biggest pieces of trash on the planet of white people. [00:05:05] Speaker A: I couldn't agree with you. [00:05:06] Speaker C: I've said this such a fact, and. [00:05:09] Speaker B: I'm going to be honest with you, I'm one of them. [00:05:11] Speaker C: We all are at one point of our life. [00:05:13] Speaker B: Yep. [00:05:14] Speaker A: But yeah, I mean, what's your. What's your basis for this? [00:05:18] Speaker D: Just in general, just the way they look, the way they smell, everything about them. [00:05:21] Speaker C: You know. [00:05:24] Speaker D: You'Ve been handed all this privilege your entire life, and this is what you put together? [00:05:28] Speaker A: This is what you did with it. [00:05:29] Speaker D: This is what you did with it? [00:05:30] Speaker A: Yeah. I mean, yeah. [00:05:31] Speaker D: It's like when you get, like, a millionaire that, like, just blows his entire fortune. [00:05:34] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:05:35] Speaker D: You know, I mean, it's basically like Hunter Biden himself. You know what I mean? [00:05:37] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:05:38] Speaker D: So you're a piece of. [00:05:39] Speaker C: I know a guy, he's no longer with the company, but he won a million. [00:05:43] Speaker A: You do a guy then. [00:05:44] Speaker C: And I did. I knew a guy. [00:05:45] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:05:46] Speaker A: He. [00:05:46] Speaker C: He won a million dollars on his crash ticket. [00:05:48] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:05:48] Speaker C: And his house got full. Closed on. He was a Medford guy. Just so you know. [00:05:52] Speaker A: Trash, trash, trash. Dude. I mean, what would you do? Like, you hit a million right now. [00:06:02] Speaker C: I want to be very clear. [00:06:03] Speaker A: Save it. [00:06:04] Speaker C: He had a million. Hit a million in, like, the early 2000s. He bought a house with it, supposedly. And it got. [00:06:10] Speaker A: Yeah. Say you. 20 million right now. [00:06:13] Speaker E: Florida. I'd buy 6,000 units in Florida. [00:06:20] Speaker A: I opened a restaurant called Big Belly Deli. [00:06:24] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:06:25] Speaker A: Yeah. What would you do? The first thing you do, like, all right, let's just say you here for, like, an unlimited amount. Like, 30 million, 40 million, right. Like, so now you getting. Say you get 18 after taxes. [00:06:35] Speaker D: Are you saying, like, before, like, I try to hide my identity, or you trying to say, like, in general, like, what am I gonna do with the money? How much in general? [00:06:40] Speaker A: Like, what's the first thing you think you'd buy? [00:06:41] Speaker E: I'd buy. I'd buy a. Lick it. I'd buy a lake house, and I. [00:06:45] Speaker A: Would delete all you boring person. [00:06:48] Speaker E: Every one of your numbers would get deleted. I'd pay you guys 700 bucks to lose my number. [00:06:56] Speaker A: By the way, I'm in on that if you want to do it now. [00:06:58] Speaker D: No, I'm on the camp that I would make all my friends and family do, like, the things they don't want to before they get money. No, that's all it's. I'm not a hater. You're going to get money out of it. Okay, but like, let's say. Let's say Danny, right? Danny doesn't like to eat tomatoes. Let's just say he has to eat, like, tomatoes for three. [00:07:14] Speaker C: Mayo. Mayo. [00:07:15] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. [00:07:16] Speaker D: You. No, you have to eat, like, gallons of mayo. Like, and then you'd be. [00:07:21] Speaker C: And then you'd be like, here's bucks. [00:07:26] Speaker A: That's all it would do. Yeah, it would just. Yeah, yeah. [00:07:30] Speaker D: Like, it would be like, essentially, I missed a beast at that point. [00:07:35] Speaker A: Just the worst version. [00:07:36] Speaker D: Yeah, the worst version of Mr. Beast. [00:07:38] Speaker B: I disappear. I think I just disappear. If I found out I hit whatever's in my bank account right now, I'm gone. You'd be like, remember that kid Bobby C. Gone. You wouldn't hear from me. I'd show up, like, three years later wearing white linen, hanging out of here on a horse. Yeah, on a horse. Seashell necklace, talking a different language. [00:07:56] Speaker C: Hey, you're just bronze. [00:07:57] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. [00:07:58] Speaker D: That is wild. Dude. [00:08:01] Speaker E: You would be in Italy 100. [00:08:03] Speaker A: I'd be gone. [00:08:04] Speaker B: Yeah, I'd be gone. You wouldn't even hear from. [00:08:06] Speaker A: Dude, I tell you right now, went to. We just went to Savannah. We went to South Carolina, moved Tessa, and then we went to Savannah. Travel, dude. Travel stinks. It's like, we got everything here we need. Like, look at this right now. Al's got a pool. We got new deal down the street. What else do we need? [00:08:21] Speaker C: Bloody seat. I don't need to. Gone. Because he just had $30 million and he left us. [00:08:26] Speaker B: Yeah, but I did you the favor. I really just did you a favor. [00:08:30] Speaker A: I mean, I don't think. I don't think I would. Like, if I never had to travel again. I think I'd be totally fine with it. [00:08:35] Speaker C: I mean, I've said it a hundred times. If I want a billion dollars, the furthest I'm going is. Lyn, you'd be kicked out of field. [00:08:41] Speaker D: Okay, so here's where I'll disagree with you. [00:08:43] Speaker A: He's gonna bring all his friends. [00:08:45] Speaker D: You can't do short trips. Short trips is what you. [00:08:48] Speaker B: They're trying. [00:08:48] Speaker D: It's the trial. [00:08:49] Speaker A: Like, short trips. [00:08:50] Speaker D: No, I think you gotta go somewhere for, like a month. [00:08:52] Speaker C: When was. Where was your last big trip? [00:08:56] Speaker D: I went this year, but last year. Are you talking about Myrtle Beach? [00:08:59] Speaker C: Maybe that's a short trip. [00:09:01] Speaker A: No, Myrtle Beach. [00:09:02] Speaker C: Are you talking like. [00:09:04] Speaker A: I mean, Myrtle beach is like Hampton. [00:09:05] Speaker C: Beach, but that's my point. [00:09:07] Speaker D: The night is nice. Pots. Immortal. [00:09:08] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, yeah. [00:09:10] Speaker D: You're in Savannah, Georgia, over there, trying to fucking talk shit. [00:09:13] Speaker A: Savannah, Georgia is fucking nice. [00:09:14] Speaker D: Yeah, your ass is nice, dude. Now, usually I go to Naples two weeks, two, three weeks if I can. [00:09:22] Speaker C: To what? [00:09:23] Speaker E: Two, three. [00:09:24] Speaker D: Two, three. [00:09:24] Speaker C: Two, three dot it's unbelievable. [00:09:27] Speaker D: Can I ask you a question? Because, listen. Why do you guys hate the tango so much? And you won't have money. [00:09:32] Speaker E: I love it. [00:09:33] Speaker C: This isn't real life. [00:09:35] Speaker D: Honestly. [00:09:36] Speaker A: This isn't real. I'm here for. [00:09:37] Speaker C: I will say this, though. The tangos, the wise guys, cannolis. They just sponsored another podcast that they didn't sponsor you or me. [00:09:48] Speaker D: Some, like, North End podcast, I guess. [00:09:50] Speaker C: I think it's three women. [00:09:52] Speaker A: I don't know. [00:09:52] Speaker E: Sick. [00:09:53] Speaker D: I've never seen it before. [00:09:54] Speaker A: Listen. Three women talking. Hilarious. Like, I'd rather kill myself. Women are not. [00:09:59] Speaker D: Meanwhile, Danny has three daughters. [00:10:01] Speaker A: Like, listen. [00:10:01] Speaker C: Three daughters, four sisters. [00:10:02] Speaker A: I got two daughters. Women in general, I'm telling you, you got to be a total outlier to be funny. It's not in their nature to be funny. Their nature is to ruin a guy's life. That's right. [00:10:14] Speaker D: Yes, I think that's true. [00:10:15] Speaker A: Like, their nature is, like, hold things and use them against you. Yeah. Like. [00:10:22] Speaker D: I would say their best qualities. Possession. Possession and manipulation. [00:10:25] Speaker A: Yes. [00:10:28] Speaker D: And overreacting. [00:10:29] Speaker A: Put that on the list. [00:10:30] Speaker C: Reacting is. That's my number one draft pick. Overreacted. Yeah. 100. And then, like, maybe. [00:10:37] Speaker D: Maybe number five is like a warm box. [00:10:38] Speaker A: I am gonna. [00:10:38] Speaker D: That's about. [00:10:41] Speaker A: I'm gonna say this. I think you're looking at five of the hottest guys to be married to in the business. Like, basically absolute. I'm such a. Like, I'm a dick. I'm annoyed most of the time. And then, like, I love myself. Like, you know what I mean? It's like. It's like. [00:10:59] Speaker D: And then you really do love yourself. [00:11:00] Speaker A: Well, she tells me a story. I'm like, I really don't want to listen to this. You know what I mean? Like, yeah. And I'm like, I got some better talk. [00:11:06] Speaker B: I'd so much rather be talking right now. [00:11:08] Speaker A: Yeah. Like, you should be listening to me. [00:11:11] Speaker E: Is it my turn yet? [00:11:12] Speaker A: Ye. But. [00:11:13] Speaker C: But think of this, right? So now, like, she's on the opposite spectrum talking about work, and you're just like. That's all you hear. [00:11:20] Speaker A: I'll never forget this, right? Like, I don't hear men's night league, like, similar. What you're gonna reveal. When I was, like, 24, and this guy, who. It was actually Adam 12 from, like, BCM his dad and his uncle played in this night league, right? And then, like, I'm there one night. His uncle's name was Nin. I don't even know how that's a name, but his name is Nin. No, no, it's just, like, a regular dude. But he's like, dude. He's like, my. He goes, I'll tell you about a woman. He goes, my wife comes home. He goes, she talked for 50 minutes about how bad her day was. She works at a fucking restaurant. He goes every day, 50 minutes, he goes, these broads can find something every day to just bitch about for 50 minutes. And I'm like. I mean, he was right. Yeah. I mean, you got to get good at, like, just accepting that you're going to have to be there. [00:12:04] Speaker D: You have to get good at tuning people out. Yeah, I think I'm a lead at it. I really do. [00:12:08] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:12:09] Speaker C: But then you've been doing it for me for a year and a half. [00:12:13] Speaker E: It'll get to the point where she's like, did you hear what I just said? And I'm like, oh, so you're dealing. [00:12:19] Speaker A: With it like, Maggie does that too. Because you're dealing with a real hardcore woman. You know what I mean? Which is what you need. [00:12:24] Speaker C: But I need. [00:12:25] Speaker E: I need it to keep me in line. [00:12:26] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. [00:12:27] Speaker E: I'm one of the most selfish pieces of. Pieces of. [00:12:30] Speaker A: What are we doing right now? [00:12:31] Speaker E: Do we're sitting in Al's bed backyard drinking beer. [00:12:34] Speaker A: What are you doing, like, off. [00:12:36] Speaker C: You're in Al's backyard for my party. [00:12:38] Speaker D: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:12:40] Speaker E: Talk about selfish. [00:12:42] Speaker A: It's like, dude, you know, nobody cares. [00:12:44] Speaker C: Where's your neighbors? Are they coming or. [00:12:46] Speaker D: No, they're probably out with the, you know, going by the Schwindo, you know. [00:12:50] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:12:50] Speaker D: By the way, talk about a loss. That's a big loss, but a huge. [00:12:53] Speaker A: Game because we got BobC. [00:12:55] Speaker D: Speaking of that, guys, if you don't know, Bobby C. Local legend. We don't do intros usually, but we're gonna give Bobby C. An intro because Bobby C. Is the man. He's a local electrician. Isn't you a plumber and electrician? [00:13:08] Speaker B: No, I'm a baker. [00:13:09] Speaker A: Yeah, you're an electrician, right? [00:13:12] Speaker E: Bake these cookies. [00:13:13] Speaker A: I don't. [00:13:13] Speaker B: Yeah, I put. I don't tell most people that because then they want work out of me. [00:13:16] Speaker D: No, no. Yeah. You can't afford them. Number one. [00:13:19] Speaker A: Let's put it this way. Bobby C. Is so ornery that, like, the front light on my garage doesn't really work correctly. He was in the garage. We were just hanging out, and I'm like, I'm not even gonna ask him. Like, I'm not even gonna do that to the kid. You know what I mean? [00:13:30] Speaker B: Like I told you, I was on the podcast. I was like, listen, your house is burning down. I'll come there and I'll help you out. But other than that, I'm not putting in recess lights. You know what I mean? [00:13:40] Speaker C: Yeah, I can't to that. Yeah. [00:13:41] Speaker B: No, most of the time I go, nah, I never did them before. [00:13:43] Speaker A: You know what I mean? [00:13:44] Speaker B: Because it's just going to follow up with, like, I got 17 things I. [00:13:47] Speaker A: Need done in my house. [00:13:48] Speaker E: More of a commercial guy that's. [00:13:49] Speaker B: Try to say I own a restaurant and I go, yeah, actually, I'm. [00:13:52] Speaker D: I'm not licensed here. Yeah, I'm not licensed yet. [00:13:55] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:13:59] Speaker C: You serious? [00:14:00] Speaker D: I was trying to think. I was trying to think of something I forgot. [00:14:05] Speaker A: How. [00:14:05] Speaker D: How is there a gap right now when me and you are on the podcast? [00:14:08] Speaker A: That's a great question. [00:14:09] Speaker D: You talk more than anybody. [00:14:10] Speaker A: I want to see. [00:14:10] Speaker E: If you were to come back, this would never happen. On pulling the court. [00:14:14] Speaker A: Doesn't happen. [00:14:14] Speaker D: Yeah, it never happens. [00:14:15] Speaker A: First I was saying, like, 16 times, then I'll get into it. Yeah, I did hear it. I heard the other day. I heard it the other day. And I'm like, like, like, like. And I'm like, jesus, I'm such a loser. Like, maybe I shouldn't be doing a podcast at 48 years old. [00:14:27] Speaker D: I'll be honest, if you listen to this. This fucking dog shit product I call the search podcast that I'm on now, I love. I say, like, a lot, too, so. [00:14:36] Speaker E: I fucking love you. [00:14:37] Speaker D: It's a great placeholder. [00:14:38] Speaker A: I'll tell you right now. It has. That holds credence with me. Yeah. [00:14:41] Speaker D: You take it out because you know that that episode hasn't even released yet. [00:14:44] Speaker A: Care. No, you said it the other day. You're like. [00:14:46] Speaker D: I keep saying, but wait, watch this episode. I say the word credence maybe 65 times. [00:14:52] Speaker A: And, like, you know what the best thing is? When you find a word. [00:14:55] Speaker D: I was. [00:14:56] Speaker A: That, you know, half the people don't know. Here's a flex that. [00:15:00] Speaker C: Here's a fun fact. [00:15:01] Speaker A: Mean. [00:15:01] Speaker C: What's credence mean? [00:15:03] Speaker D: I feel like Nico's here. [00:15:04] Speaker E: Hey, Pat, look up credence. [00:15:08] Speaker D: For us. [00:15:09] Speaker E: Al said it three times. What's it mean? [00:15:11] Speaker A: Yeah, Pat's like, credence. He's like, I'm gonna be honest. [00:15:14] Speaker D: I don't know if I can fully define the word credence, but it lends credence. [00:15:17] Speaker A: You know what I mean? [00:15:18] Speaker D: It gives it. [00:15:19] Speaker A: It's integrity. Integrity. Yeah. Yeah. Credibility. Yeah. Yes. Yes. Yeah. I like. You know what my favorite word to use on people is, like, when I talk about somebody who's like. [00:15:29] Speaker D: You said ornery earlier, so we're doing a different word. [00:15:32] Speaker A: Ornery. Yeah, no, that's not that word. [00:15:33] Speaker D: Okay. [00:15:34] Speaker A: There's a word. [00:15:34] Speaker D: All right. [00:15:35] Speaker A: I like the word charlatan to describe somebody. Yeah, charlatan. You know what that is? [00:15:39] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:15:39] Speaker A: Like a charlatan was like a snake oil. Like a snake oil salesman. Like somebody passing themselves off. Yeah. [00:15:45] Speaker D: I thought I was a whore, too. I was using that as a Whore too. I was gonna be like, nico should bring a charlatan. [00:15:52] Speaker A: Oh, here's the story I wanted to. I was gonna tell it on. We could tell it on both shows. So my buddy, right, he's like, lives up Maine. We went to college together. He texted me. He's like, his son is friends with this kid, right? The kids dating. They're like 14. He's dating this girl, right? The parents are hanging out, okay? Two married couples. The fucking. One of the couples, they. They intersect and they start fucking, right? [00:16:19] Speaker B: We're talking swinging. [00:16:20] Speaker A: We're talking not swinging. We're talking like fucking on the side. Cheating. Oh, yes, like cheating on the side. So then the wife who's not get. Who is getting cheated on is trying to find the husband. She gets dweed, right? Like just gets dweed like trying to find the husband who's her family over, right? [00:16:38] Speaker E: Talking about trash. [00:16:39] Speaker A: We're talking about trash, right? But here's the thing. Here's. Look at Bob, my boss. I love it so much. My boss. When I was 22, I asked my boss who was married, I was like, couldn't even imagine being married, right? I'm like, quinn, what do you do when you see like a chick? He had double barrel hearing aids, by the way, right? Do his voice. Yeah, I'll never do it. Yeah. And he goes, ba. He's like, bud. He's like, you get that feeling going down low. You go into a shower, you grab a dove. Bob, bud, you take care of business. And he goes. And everything's all right after that. [00:17:10] Speaker C: And you know what? [00:17:10] Speaker A: He's fucking, right? Like, I don't think women react like guys do to sex. Like. Like guy nuts. Oh, blows a load. [00:17:18] Speaker C: You. [00:17:18] Speaker A: All of a sudden, you're like, that's over. And I don't want to do any of this. [00:17:21] Speaker E: Who said it? Just in a text post. Nut clarity. [00:17:23] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:17:24] Speaker E: When you're done, you're like, why would I do that? I'm ruin my life for this. [00:17:30] Speaker C: That's a. [00:17:30] Speaker A: That's a great credence to that comment right there. [00:17:35] Speaker C: Great fantasy football name. [00:17:37] Speaker D: I'm actually pretty ordinary until. [00:17:39] Speaker A: Ordinary or ordinary ordinary? [00:17:43] Speaker E: This backyard's not ordinary. [00:17:44] Speaker A: No. Yeah, it's not. It's not. It's great. [00:17:46] Speaker D: It's not that nice. [00:17:48] Speaker A: So let me ask you a question. It's actually very nice what this is. We're luxury right now with a lap of luxury dog. [00:17:54] Speaker D: I'll be out. [00:17:56] Speaker E: Let's talk about that. You sit in the sun right here and just. [00:18:02] Speaker D: It's not My fault. [00:18:03] Speaker E: This is your spot, dude. [00:18:06] Speaker D: I'm not lying to you. [00:18:07] Speaker B: My angles are already sunburned. A little bit of sunshine. [00:18:11] Speaker C: I'm wearing sunglasses and I'm. Guess what? The shades. [00:18:13] Speaker D: Fitz. It is Fitzy's fault because. Because we could have done this inside. But Fitzy, he. He put it. It's like diva cot on. It's like, oh, you got pets? I'm not stepping foot in there with the dander everywhere. [00:18:27] Speaker E: Sniffed my ass on the way out. I thought he was gonna take a bite. [00:18:32] Speaker C: We went to go take a piss, right? [00:18:34] Speaker A: Hold on. [00:18:34] Speaker C: We went to go take a piss right before this, right? Fitzy goes, danny, follow me. I follow him. Then I see you're a massive wine cellar. Like, I don't even know where I am. [00:18:43] Speaker A: Dude. I'll tell you right now, that wine cellar thick can only hold like 600. [00:18:47] Speaker D: Not that big. [00:18:47] Speaker B: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Say that again. [00:18:49] Speaker D: Can only hold like 600 balls. [00:18:51] Speaker C: Oh. [00:18:52] Speaker A: Oh. This is what I want to talk about. I'm probably gonna talk about this again. Go ahead. [00:18:55] Speaker C: Did I have the microphone, yes or no? Because you yelled at me the minute we started this thing. [00:18:58] Speaker A: Wow. [00:18:59] Speaker B: Hey, it's Danny's body. [00:19:02] Speaker A: Is everybody having a good time? [00:19:05] Speaker C: Dude, I walked in, he goes, hey, you gotta watch out. There's gonna be dogs and cats coming to get you when you go to the bathroom. Dogs don't bother me. I'm only an alert. [00:19:13] Speaker A: Wait, you cut me off to say that? That's what you cut me off. [00:19:17] Speaker D: Meet you. [00:19:18] Speaker E: That story was brought to you by 621's bartender, Gary. [00:19:23] Speaker C: I hate Gary. No, I don't hate Gary. [00:19:25] Speaker B: He's all right. [00:19:26] Speaker A: Don't worry. He's not gonna listen to this. [00:19:27] Speaker C: He's got no Gina. [00:19:29] Speaker A: I mean, daddy sis is. Is. Is a gas can. She's a great looking woman. [00:19:33] Speaker C: Let's go. What do we got? Next topic. [00:19:37] Speaker A: We always say I'm smitten. Look, she looks like a great version of like, you know, of a Irish woman. How the. [00:19:45] Speaker C: She's. [00:19:46] Speaker A: She's like. [00:19:46] Speaker D: Like whatever, 100 years, you know, God will and Maggie die soon, you know, while you still got hope. Well, you say you're in your prime. [00:19:54] Speaker A: You can only hope. You know what I mean? Yeah. I mean, if your wife's going to die, you want her to die now. [00:19:58] Speaker D: Yeah. You don't want, like, 80s. [00:20:00] Speaker C: It's like she can make a move. [00:20:02] Speaker D: I think the same way. [00:20:03] Speaker A: 65. [00:20:04] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:20:05] Speaker A: If I'm about this minute right now, today, I got this Fight to go to. I can be abroad. [00:20:11] Speaker C: I can't wait to tell Maggie about this episode. [00:20:13] Speaker D: She can't die twice. [00:20:16] Speaker C: Fight. [00:20:16] Speaker A: You know, Maggie says she doesn't listen to anything. [00:20:18] Speaker E: She will. [00:20:19] Speaker A: Today I did that dumb video about. Was it the guy down Savannah? And she's like, what are you doing down there around making videos down there? I'm like, why don't you do me a favor and stop talking to me? How you like that? Why don't you do that? You know what I mean? [00:20:34] Speaker D: Now, I know that's what you say, but really, she just runs the whole thing, right? [00:20:38] Speaker A: She runs your whole life. She's in control for sure. Yes. Yeah, yeah. [00:20:42] Speaker D: She's in control. [00:20:43] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. Because she's the voice of reason, and I'm like, a ridiculous person. I really mean that. [00:20:47] Speaker B: That 100%. [00:20:48] Speaker A: I'm like, I have. [00:20:49] Speaker E: I don't know you. You have a good voice of reason. I. I texted you on my way to pick you up, and I was. [00:20:54] Speaker A: Like, hey, why don't. [00:20:55] Speaker E: Why don't you pour us a couple chugs? [00:20:57] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:20:57] Speaker E: And we'll chug a double IPA before we go to the podcast. [00:21:01] Speaker A: I was like. [00:21:01] Speaker E: Brendan was like, oh, Jesus. And I was like, all right, never mind. I'll be there in four. Come on. [00:21:05] Speaker A: I'm like, dude, I gotta be in some type of shape. [00:21:08] Speaker D: I think the real. The real highlight here is. Is Brennan's bangs that are hanging out of his hat right now. Like, just like, look, what do you. [00:21:15] Speaker A: Want me to do? [00:21:15] Speaker D: You had to fix it, right? Well, you were growing the bangs. It was like that. Would you ever see the movie with Hotbreak Kid with Ben Stiller, and his friend is growing the bangs out, and he's just got, like, the little bit of hair in the front. [00:21:28] Speaker C: I haven't, but continue. [00:21:29] Speaker D: Jesus Christ. If you don't get the reference, that's the entire reference. [00:21:33] Speaker A: I can't just. I can't continue that. [00:21:36] Speaker C: That's the reference. [00:21:37] Speaker D: Have you seen Heartbreaking? [00:21:38] Speaker A: Have you seen the dude, hold on, hold on. [00:21:40] Speaker C: So if. So, no one said anything? I'm the only person that said no. Did anyone else see the movie? [00:21:46] Speaker D: Okay. [00:21:47] Speaker C: Oh, Bobby C. As He's a nerd. Do you guys not know the. [00:21:52] Speaker D: The guy? Girl Shebang's guy? [00:21:53] Speaker A: I know what you're talking about. Yeah. [00:21:54] Speaker B: I'll tell you a horrible story. So you got. You used to get your haircut from Peter, right? [00:21:58] Speaker C: Sure did. [00:21:58] Speaker B: So here's the problem. When I was going bald, right? He would tell me to just do a Caesar fade. Right. Which essentially I was just growing my bangs out over this giant forehead that I had. [00:22:08] Speaker C: You got a big head, dude. [00:22:09] Speaker A: Dude. [00:22:10] Speaker B: Oh, it's disgustingly big, right? It's like a six head, right? This hat, I have to actually extend the hat to go out of my eyes. [00:22:16] Speaker C: You got to reach out to new era. Like, yo, I need a new hat. [00:22:18] Speaker B: I'm a needle tall. [00:22:24] Speaker D: He wants, he wants Abraham Lincoln's hat. [00:22:27] Speaker A: With a b on it, 100%. [00:22:29] Speaker B: So I was growing out these bangs, but anytime they got wet, it looked horrible. [00:22:35] Speaker A: It was just horrible, right? [00:22:36] Speaker B: And I'd say to my wife, I'd be like, I think it's time to shave the head. And she'd be like, nah, hun, just fluff it up. If somebody tells you to fluff it. [00:22:43] Speaker A: It'S time to go. [00:22:44] Speaker B: It's a wrap. [00:22:44] Speaker A: Well, so here's how I'm shaving my head. I've already figured it out. We're doing a skip kit that we've talked about where it's like mercy shaving, people. I got this idea because I was at. I was out in South Carolina. We saw our kid, a 23 year old kid with a system going on that like, was the como over that, like, I'm telling you right now, like, bro, nobody is fooled by this situation. You know what I mean? [00:23:05] Speaker D: Nobody at all. [00:23:05] Speaker A: So what the. It'll be, you know, maybe you grow you a little bit, but then you come up behind me, I'm a restaurant and just shaves my head. But then you say it, you're like. [00:23:14] Speaker D: You'Re like, yeah, you know, huge weights off your shoulder. [00:23:16] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. [00:23:17] Speaker E: You know what saved me? [00:23:18] Speaker A: Covid? [00:23:18] Speaker E: So 2018, 20, 2019, I start thinning and I'm like. So I say to my wife, I'm like, what do you think? Shave it? And she's like, no, it's only thinning on the top. And no one. You're six' four. No one can see it. I'm like, people can see it. [00:23:31] Speaker A: Not a bad point. It's not a bad point. [00:23:33] Speaker C: That's what I was gonna say. [00:23:34] Speaker A: That is a good point. [00:23:35] Speaker D: Has anyone ever seen the top of Fitzy's head? Probably not, no. [00:23:38] Speaker E: Well, but right, so I notice it, Jeff. [00:23:41] Speaker A: Blue satellite. [00:23:43] Speaker E: I noticed it and I was like, I want. I wanted to stop buzzing my head. [00:23:47] Speaker A: Right? Yeah. [00:23:48] Speaker E: So Covid hits. Bob is shut down. You didn't have bobas that made house stops like you guys did, right? I mean, I did, but I was like, this, this is my opposite time, my opportunity. To shave my head. So I started buzzing my head. Zero. Just buzz it. And I never went back. [00:24:05] Speaker A: Yeah, what about? [00:24:07] Speaker D: Well, I woke up one day and I had this one. I had a mullet. I had a skullet. My. My friends are calling me. [00:24:12] Speaker A: I love story. [00:24:13] Speaker D: They call me the sky. Call it. So I didn't. [00:24:15] Speaker A: I didn't. [00:24:15] Speaker D: I woke up, I was probably hung over. I sat on my couch watching, like, waiting for Red Zone to come on. And, like, I'm in, like, full. Like, just, like, hung over. My kid looks over to me, he's like, you know what you look like right now? [00:24:27] Speaker A: Oh, no. [00:24:28] Speaker D: You look like Pennywise. I got up in the middle of Red Zone, went into the. Went into the bathroom, shaved my head. I said, what do I look like now? Just like that. [00:24:38] Speaker E: Yeah. [00:24:38] Speaker A: Alvy's got good comedic instincts right now, dude. [00:24:42] Speaker D: You look like Pennywise. I'm like, jesus Christ, you hit me with a Pennywise, right? [00:24:45] Speaker A: Right now. [00:24:46] Speaker D: You ever seen a picture of Pennywise? [00:24:48] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, it's. It was. But then you sent me the picture, and it was dead set, like, straight. Like, you looked like him. [00:24:54] Speaker D: Yeah. So it was bad. [00:24:55] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:24:55] Speaker E: Brandon read the book. [00:24:56] Speaker A: Yeah, I read the book. It's great. Stephen King. He's a great writer. [00:24:59] Speaker B: Stephen King hates his guts. [00:25:00] Speaker D: Stephen King is definitely a pedophile. [00:25:03] Speaker A: Listen, New England dad's with you. [00:25:05] Speaker E: Zach was like, I'm a Fitzy on this. [00:25:07] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. You guys should go, like, storm his house. [00:25:09] Speaker E: I'm not a fan. Where's he live? [00:25:11] Speaker A: Maine. Doing good. Dad like, has such, like, wholesome content. I feel like. [00:25:15] Speaker D: I feel like. [00:25:18] Speaker A: But I want, like. I want, like, his wholesome content, like, to switch. I know you outside of Stephen King's house. Like, he's like, you. [00:25:25] Speaker E: Yeah. [00:25:25] Speaker A: Stephen King. You know what I mean? We. [00:25:27] Speaker D: We really need him to have, like, a mental break and, like. And then just go, like, full. [00:25:31] Speaker A: I can tell you why I know he has darkness in him. Yeah. Is he loves pulling the cork. So, like, the fact that, like, he's like. There's so much he wants to do that he can't do. You know what I mean? Yeah. Because he's. He's, like, playing the straight cop. [00:25:42] Speaker D: So he looks at you guys, and it's just like. [00:25:43] Speaker A: Yeah. He's like, these guys. [00:25:44] Speaker D: I wish I could be this guy with his bangs. [00:25:47] Speaker A: Yeah. Like you. Yeah. He's like, I wish I could be, like, it. You know what I mean? Like, this guy. You know what I mean? Pennywise. By the way, go see weapons. I'd Say that. I'd say just me and just are going to review it soon on Cinema Showcase. [00:26:00] Speaker D: Are you. Are you really keeping up with the Cinema Showcase? [00:26:03] Speaker A: Keeping up with it? Yeah, as you said, I am keeping up with it. I'm thinking about. I'm thinking about having some new people come on the show. On the show. Would you like to come on? [00:26:13] Speaker D: I'll come on. What are we going to do? What show? [00:26:15] Speaker A: I don't know. We'll talk about like I was thinking about just reviewing porno movies. Like I actually. [00:26:19] Speaker D: I actually think that would be. I bet you that would slap. That would kill. That would kill. Like we just rape bushes. Yeah, I'm talking guys bushes. I'm not even talking girl. That's a six out of 10. [00:26:29] Speaker A: Bush. That's a six out of ten. [00:26:30] Speaker D: Do you remember the first porno? [00:26:32] Speaker A: I know exactly what it was. I could tell you where I was. I could tell you like the. [00:26:35] Speaker D: I could tell you exactly where I was as well. [00:26:37] Speaker A: I was at this kid's house. It was Jim Quin's house. And he's like, my dad's got this tape. It's called Moon something. Right. So I was like, oh. I was like, he found it and he showed it to me. And I'm like, I'm like, oh. He's like, it said triple X on or whatever. And I'm like, we were in fourth grade. And I'm like, dude, men have needs. Like we got to watch this thing. Like I was like trying to get to put it in the. [00:26:56] Speaker D: You were in fourth grade? [00:26:57] Speaker A: Fourth grade. Whoa, that's early. Dude throws it in. [00:27:01] Speaker B: How old you fourth grade? [00:27:03] Speaker D: Nine. [00:27:04] Speaker B: Perfectly fine. [00:27:06] Speaker A: Dude throws it in. I never get throws it in, right? And it's two checks, 69, just eating box. And I was like, whoa, what the is happening? [00:27:13] Speaker D: Like sex not bad for a nine year old. The two girls, you know. [00:27:17] Speaker A: But I didn't even know that. I didn't even know that was like, I didn't was like, now I'm gay. You know what I mean? Because that's like my first introduction. You know what I mean? Gay. [00:27:28] Speaker D: That's exactly how it happened. [00:27:30] Speaker A: Yeah. So I was like, so that's. That was the first one I ever watched. [00:27:33] Speaker D: Yeah. So that's probably how Fawn's turn gay. Nine years old, someone throwing some gay porn for him. [00:27:39] Speaker A: Oh, by the way, this guy, this guy is gonna come on P. Pull the cork. He's a country musician. He's like, we should have a he joke text on Instagram. So we should Have a. Come on. Fetus. Hors d'. Oeuvres. I'm like, buddy, I'm not even gonna tell you what's about to happen to you. I'm like, he thinks he's gonna. Come on. We're gonna talk about his music. It's be fawns. Like, feed him grapes. Yeah. He's gonna be unbelievable. [00:27:59] Speaker E: You have a 400 pound. [00:28:01] Speaker A: We got one on the payroll. Oh, you don't think. [00:28:05] Speaker C: And he just has a bow tie. [00:28:07] Speaker D: We got a stegosaurus and a bow tie. [00:28:09] Speaker B: When is that happening? When is that happening? Because that was in the group chat. And I'm like. And Fonz was dead scared that I was gonna be there. [00:28:16] Speaker A: I think it would have to be an episode that you're on. Yeah, that seems appropriate. [00:28:20] Speaker D: Can I just. Can you just like, set up like a lawn chair and I could just sit? [00:28:23] Speaker A: Well, I think we all have the do. [00:28:26] Speaker B: That's all I want. [00:28:28] Speaker C: No, we're gonna. [00:28:29] Speaker E: We're gonna get a saddle for fall. [00:28:30] Speaker A: I don't want to go get a ride. [00:28:32] Speaker D: He should definitely pass on all Ds to the patriot. The Patreon party wouldn't be a bad idea. [00:28:38] Speaker A: I mean, listen, I'm gonna tell you right now. [00:28:39] Speaker D: Wrapped in blanket. What ran him around? Dude. [00:28:42] Speaker B: What's he wearing? [00:28:43] Speaker C: Wearing? Nothing. Nothing but a bow tie. [00:28:45] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:28:47] Speaker C: We've already discussed this. [00:28:48] Speaker A: I'm gonna tell you this right now. There's nothing more that I love than somebody who calls every week and leaves a Voiceville. [00:28:52] Speaker C: Right. [00:28:53] Speaker A: Jumptown backwards. Butch has been doing it. Right. Yep. [00:28:56] Speaker B: To be. [00:28:57] Speaker A: Does it. I love that. I love it. Because we need content. That said, my, like, toxic trait is nothing I think about more than, like, waiting on a maybe potential. Potential like Dr. Strange Voice, though. [00:29:11] Speaker E: Or Orlando. [00:29:12] Speaker A: Or Orlando. Orlando. What? That was fine. You love Orlando. [00:29:16] Speaker E: I love them. [00:29:17] Speaker D: I. I like the music. [00:29:18] Speaker A: I like music. [00:29:20] Speaker E: It's one. It's supposedly one of his buddies. [00:29:23] Speaker C: He still hasn't given us proof, I think. [00:29:25] Speaker D: Listen, I'm gonna tell you right now. I know. No one's gonna even know what we're talking about. [00:29:29] Speaker A: Right? Okay. Yeah. Yeah. [00:29:34] Speaker D: As soon as they tell you who. [00:29:35] Speaker E: It is, it's gonna lose itself. [00:29:36] Speaker D: It's losing its lust. [00:29:37] Speaker A: All right, so here's. [00:29:38] Speaker D: So that would be my suggestion. [00:29:39] Speaker A: Now we're a bad. Pulling the clock. [00:29:41] Speaker D: Who cares? [00:29:41] Speaker A: It's going original early in the day. Early in the day. Yeah. This guy. Let's just do it. Yeah. This guy calls in Dr. Strange. Great voicemails. Right? He's down, people's. Throats, whatever. So I'm at. Yeah. So we had an event at Lily Peas, like and we had the band played, we did the podcast, whatever. End of the night, I'm packing up, this kid walks over me, he just goes, hey man, it was really good, like the music. I'm like, thanks man. What's your name? He's like, I'm Dr. Strange. He just turns around, he goes out the door. He's gone, right? Gone. And I was shit faced, so I don't really remember what he looked like at all. So like a year later, awesome. A year later, after we had Jinty on, I go to see Jitsy. I go to see Jitzy and Selfie and me and Max go, we're shift based again. And all of a sudden the guy comes over and he's like, he's like, hey. He's like, I met you before, I'm a fan of the show. And I'm like, I now I don't remember. And you feel like a dick. You know, I mean like you're the first one to fucking approach me in two years, so. And he's like, Dr. Strange. I'm like, let's go. Right. And then we brought Dr. Strange with his girlfriend back to the garage. [00:30:47] Speaker C: Yep. And decked out and. [00:30:50] Speaker A: No, no, no. That was just a night like I told you guys. And then you guys didn't believe me. You thought it was all fake. And then he came to the Patriot. [00:30:59] Speaker B: Party with the type on. [00:31:01] Speaker A: He left the best that's ever been left in history. Yeah. Tim and Matt Clow. [00:31:06] Speaker C: That's the Aruba one. [00:31:08] Speaker A: Was unbelievable. The only good thing about that place is the blow. [00:31:11] Speaker D: You should re cut that up and use like AI to do the. To do like that's what the people. [00:31:16] Speaker A: Are doing these days. Yeah. [00:31:17] Speaker D: So just do that. Have like babies, you know. [00:31:19] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, like, like yeah, we'll just do that. [00:31:21] Speaker D: That's how you black babies. I think you should do kill people's. [00:31:24] Speaker A: Diets like that. [00:31:27] Speaker D: Brown jugs here. So I gotta go get the. Let me go get the pizzas. [00:31:29] Speaker A: All right, we'll do it. Yeah, we'll keep. [00:31:31] Speaker D: Keep it going. [00:31:32] Speaker A: By the way, your leg is still not in great shape. [00:31:34] Speaker D: That's what. [00:31:36] Speaker C: Guys. [00:31:37] Speaker A: He got a guys metal bat off the leg. [00:31:42] Speaker C: From the kid. [00:31:43] Speaker D: Guys, they basically told me, I want to lose my life. They said you absolutely. Because last time, you know, obviously I was around drinking on the antibiotics. [00:31:51] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:31:52] Speaker D: So that's why I'm drinking a Coke Zero right now, Danny. They basically Told me like your legs go. [00:31:59] Speaker A: Dude. It's gonna be good content though. [00:32:02] Speaker C: I've seen better infections when I worked at. [00:32:05] Speaker A: The kid is so infected. [00:32:07] Speaker E: It looks like an abscess. [00:32:08] Speaker D: I think it was mid May. [00:32:09] Speaker A: You gotta cut that down. That's what I'm saying. [00:32:11] Speaker E: Dude. [00:32:12] Speaker A: Have you gone back in the door? [00:32:13] Speaker D: I gotta cut my entire leg up. [00:32:18] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:32:21] Speaker D: I know, dude. [00:32:21] Speaker A: I'm done. [00:32:22] Speaker D: So I'm gonna have a metal leg. I'm call me peg leg. I think that's gonna help me. [00:32:25] Speaker E: We'll call you. [00:32:25] Speaker D: Be honest just in. [00:32:26] Speaker B: All in all, Eileen. [00:32:28] Speaker A: What the. Dude, you go as a pirate for every helip. [00:32:32] Speaker D: Go pirate, dude. I could take it off. [00:32:34] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:32:34] Speaker D: And just be hopping around. [00:32:35] Speaker A: It's not like you'll really like playing. [00:32:37] Speaker D: Still hurt weight one legged golfing. You know what I mean? Use it as a no d. One legged golfing. [00:32:45] Speaker E: Bobby used to try to get me. [00:32:46] Speaker D: To hit Casey Martin couple hairline fr. [00:32:49] Speaker E: You gotta lean on your front foot. [00:32:51] Speaker C: Hey. [00:32:51] Speaker B: Stiff you. [00:32:52] Speaker A: No. [00:32:52] Speaker B: Yeah. He was like this. He was doinking him right. [00:32:55] Speaker D: And I just stopped rubbing it on you. [00:32:58] Speaker B: And you were banging him. No, no. [00:33:00] Speaker E: It didn't help. It was worse. [00:33:02] Speaker A: All right, so here's the deal. We got a golf tournament on Thursday that Danny can't go to. Apparently. I talked about this last night. I don't remember him. No, me and Al K, we can win this on our own. We actually don't. [00:33:13] Speaker D: I might be out on. [00:33:14] Speaker A: Hold that to my face right now. Do not. [00:33:18] Speaker D: Listen. [00:33:19] Speaker A: Don't. [00:33:20] Speaker D: This is Danny's not. It's Danny's fault. [00:33:22] Speaker C: No, it isn't. [00:33:23] Speaker D: He's got me involved in football. We're trying to move the Thursday date. If Danny can get me a field on Friday, I'm in. [00:33:28] Speaker A: Now I'm gonna actually like let you. [00:33:31] Speaker D: I need a field M. Apparently Malden F Mall. The city of Malden hates Malden football. It makes no sense. [00:33:36] Speaker A: I tell you right now. [00:33:37] Speaker C: Listen, I. I'll say that out loud. [00:33:39] Speaker A: Danny gave me a flaky originally you gave me an all in response. I will never forget that. You gave me the all in response. You. [00:33:47] Speaker C: I'm all in. I was all in. Dude. I gave you a real response last night and then you don't even remember it. [00:33:52] Speaker A: No, I remember that when you said last week that you were going to do it. [00:33:56] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:33:56] Speaker C: And I was like, I'll let you know. No, that was. [00:33:58] Speaker A: You can look at. [00:33:58] Speaker D: Oh, what are you going for the fundraiser? [00:34:00] Speaker A: Fun. You had to talk to Chris Evo taking the kids. I knew you were never playing him. [00:34:08] Speaker D: Going to my brain. [00:34:09] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. I'm gonna tell you right now. [00:34:10] Speaker E: Have you guys seen those rabbits in Colorado with the tentacles? [00:34:14] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:34:14] Speaker D: You mind going to get the pizzas that are on the front steps? [00:34:17] Speaker E: Oh, I'll wait. [00:34:20] Speaker A: What rabbits? [00:34:21] Speaker E: So there's rabbits in Colorado that have this tapaloma virus, right? And they're growing tentacles out of their heads. It looks like the last. [00:34:29] Speaker D: It is wild, dude. [00:34:30] Speaker E: It looks like the last of them. Yeah, like it's going to explode and go to a different host. [00:34:33] Speaker B: I'm going to Wyoming next week, dude. [00:34:35] Speaker E: Look out for the rabbits. [00:34:37] Speaker B: For the rabbits. [00:34:39] Speaker D: Are you riding horses again? [00:34:41] Speaker C: Him? [00:34:41] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:34:41] Speaker C: Why? [00:34:42] Speaker D: To ride horses so much. [00:34:43] Speaker E: He loves it. [00:34:44] Speaker B: The worst thing in the world. My wife's been riding horses for 20 years. Not me. Rail horses. [00:34:51] Speaker A: Again. [00:34:52] Speaker B: Literally does it. And then she takes me on these excursions. I myself up every time, and she's like, you'll be fine, Bobby. [00:34:58] Speaker E: Almost. [00:34:58] Speaker D: She likes to like, really drive them Italy stories crazy. [00:35:01] Speaker C: Can you tell Bad brain the story? [00:35:03] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:35:03] Speaker C: All right. [00:35:04] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:35:05] Speaker B: So let me preface it, right? She brought me horse ride one time. They put me on a Clyde Steel. It took off down in the pasture. I'm bouncing around, crushed my nuts, said, honey, I'm never riding a horse again. Right? See you later. Fast forward 10 years later, she's like, oh, we're gonna be in Tuscany. We're gonna go up on the mountain side to this monastery. We're gonna horse back. I said, I'm sorry. I was up. I was cool with everything up to the horseback ride. She's like, no, I'll be fine. Right? So it rains that day, and we get on the horses and we're like coming down this mountain. [00:35:31] Speaker D: Muddy now, dude. [00:35:32] Speaker B: But it's all pebbles, right? [00:35:34] Speaker A: Not like you're on the search. It's funny now. Okay, so. So Brad Bradley is. He's in the room, dude. [00:35:41] Speaker B: So there's pebbles, right? So the guide goes down first, and my wife. My wife's just like, yeah, right down, right? No problem. I'm like, all right, no big deal, right? [00:35:47] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:35:47] Speaker B: So we start going. [00:35:49] Speaker A: Yeah, you see, dude, so the. [00:35:52] Speaker B: I'm looking and all of a sudden the horse's hoof touch on one pebble. Boom, it shoots out, right? So he goes down on one, but tries to get grit with the other one. That one shoots out. So now I'm like, I'm dead. I'm dead. Like in my head I was like, I'm gone. But no, it's a cliff, dude. It's A cliff. And I'm like, looking over the cliff, and I'm like, all right, I'm dead. And I'm just going. That then grabs its hoofs and shoots back up and cracks me with its head right on my face. I'm on queer street, right? I'm not even kidding you, dude. Eyes are crossed. I'm hanging off the saddle, right, dude? So I'm gripped onto this thing going back down the mountain. [00:36:30] Speaker C: The. [00:36:30] Speaker E: The guy. The. [00:36:31] Speaker B: The Italian guy goes, but that could have been ugly. It was ugly, right? Like, no, no, that was ugly. He goes, no, you don't understand if you fell down, because it was like this cliff that went into a ravine. [00:36:41] Speaker C: He. [00:36:42] Speaker B: He goes, we don't have med flight. They're in Switzerland. He's like, would take four hours to get here. He's like, you would have bled out. I'm like, thanks, bud. [00:36:51] Speaker A: I almost just asked you, do you think that's the closest you are to death? But I know that absolutely not raised the point. I think I already leaked it on. On pull the cork at one point, but I think it was like. My favorite thing I've ever had a text with you was when we talk about Chinese food, and I'm like, it's the only food that needs land again. Like, it's like. Because when you come on Chinese food, like, you're like. You're just like, yeah, the life. Life's over. You know what I mean? Like, it's. Everything is depressing. It's usually a Sunday. [00:37:21] Speaker B: That joke hit me so hard on every angle. [00:37:24] Speaker A: Dude, you need to land again for that. I loved it. [00:37:27] Speaker B: Yeah. So I'm going back to Wyoming. Mutated rabbits and more horses. [00:37:32] Speaker D: Right? So it's beautiful. [00:37:33] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:37:33] Speaker B: It's gonna be a great time. [00:37:34] Speaker E: So the World Health Organization is just saying, look at the rabbits, but don't touch them. So don't touch the tentacles. [00:37:41] Speaker B: If I see that. [00:37:42] Speaker D: Why would you look at them? [00:37:44] Speaker E: I mean, what. [00:37:45] Speaker C: What's the reason why they have. [00:37:46] Speaker E: They have a papillomavirus, you know, hpv. It's. But it's. [00:37:50] Speaker D: Oh, so they're just eating each other's boxes. [00:37:53] Speaker E: It's healthy rabbits. [00:37:54] Speaker C: It's. [00:37:54] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:37:55] Speaker E: Mosquitoes. [00:37:55] Speaker D: Tricks are for kids. [00:37:57] Speaker E: It's mosquitoes and ticks are biting infected rabbits, then going to another one and reinfecting those rabbits. It's like sharing needle can be transmitted to us. [00:38:04] Speaker C: No gas, but in mid America. [00:38:07] Speaker E: But as of right now, it's not in human form. Yeah, but, dude, it's. You don't know 25. Who knows what's going to happen? [00:38:14] Speaker A: You know, I asked Tommy last I saw this, it's. I was like, all right, you can be with like, any chick that you, like, think is the hottest woman in the world, right? So Sydney Sweeney, whatever, right? Yeah, but good jeans, good genes, great. But the deal is like that. And by the way, I'm prefacing this by saying that, like, when you meet her, she's so cool. Like, you're locked in. Like, like, like you are just like, this is your person. You're supposed to be with them, right? But she's like, all right, look, here's the deal. Like, we could be together forever, but for the next year of your life, you got to come out to your family as gay, right? And you gotta, like, literally be with a gay guy the entire time. You don't have to have sex with me. You gotta make out with them and parties. [00:38:58] Speaker D: Oh, so you gotta kiss them. [00:38:59] Speaker A: Yeah. And you gotta be like, the whole time. [00:39:01] Speaker C: I was all in a blowing you. [00:39:06] Speaker D: I think it's gay. If you make out with them. [00:39:07] Speaker C: I'm with you. [00:39:09] Speaker A: And the whole time, like, the whole time you gotta be like. Like in on the bit. You gotta buy into the bit, right? And like, do the whole thing, but afterwards, like after a year. So now you're 17. I was telling him, I'm like, now he's like, why would you ever ask me this? [00:39:22] Speaker C: This is awesome. All his boys too. [00:39:25] Speaker A: Yeah. I'm like, I think it's a good question. So I said I would definitely do it. Like, I could make out with a dude. It wouldn't bother me. You know what I mean? Look, what are we doing here? You know what I mean? Wait, I thought it was cool. [00:39:39] Speaker D: I think the answer is, you know. [00:39:40] Speaker A: Wait, is this 2020? I thought that was cool. [00:39:42] Speaker D: I think the answer. [00:39:42] Speaker C: Thank God this is bad brain and not us. [00:39:44] Speaker D: I think you don't have to make. [00:39:45] Speaker A: Out with the guy, but he's gonna like, sit on your lap at Christmas. And. And like, you're gonna be like. You're gonna be like, roger, you the. [00:39:50] Speaker B: Top or the bottom? Is my real question. [00:39:52] Speaker A: Well, you don't have to. You just got present, you go home. I think. [00:39:56] Speaker B: But see, here's my. I'm so up. I think kissing's more intimate than. [00:39:59] Speaker A: I totally agree with you. I totally agree with you. Yeah, like, I like, question though. Would you rather, like, what are you. [00:40:05] Speaker C: Gonna do with your hands, Brendan? [00:40:06] Speaker A: Like, where does your hands go? [00:40:08] Speaker B: Did they go on the buns? [00:40:09] Speaker C: No, but like, you're making out with another guy, where do your hands go? [00:40:11] Speaker A: I mean, Dr. Jerk them off. [00:40:13] Speaker B: Oh, Jesus. [00:40:14] Speaker A: What else do you do with your hands? [00:40:15] Speaker C: That's some Melrose. [00:40:17] Speaker A: Jerk yourself off. I mean, that's good. That's actually better. Jerk yourself off. Yeah, yeah. That's what I told Tommy. [00:40:22] Speaker C: That's dog. [00:40:23] Speaker A: I was like, jerk yourself off when you make it all the guy. [00:40:25] Speaker D: I think if I wanted Sydney Sweeney, I just build a bunker in my backyard. Kidnap her and throwing. [00:40:30] Speaker B: I'm gonna refer. [00:40:31] Speaker A: That's what guys used to do back in the day. Yeah. Club them over the head to what. [00:40:35] Speaker B: Your old boss said. [00:40:36] Speaker A: Yeah, just get the fucking. I will say this like you guys are all like. We all have significant others, right? Like, obviously, like Matt. Like, I get to day four on vacation. Maggie's like so sick of my like, she's like, you're chewing in my ear. Like, get away from me. You know what I mean? And I get. I'm the same way. But I'm like. Do you think like whenever you see a couple, it's like, oh, we love each other. It's fake. [00:41:02] Speaker D: Fake, yeah, it's definitely fake. [00:41:04] Speaker A: You know what I mean? Like, cuz it's like, dude, most of the time it's like, I told Tommy this, I'm like, like, dude, you literally are going to live with a woman all week and then you're going to have sex with her for like three minutes. [00:41:13] Speaker E: Social media proves that. Everyone that's on social media talking about how much they love their wife and love their life is great. In the background, there's domestic violence. [00:41:24] Speaker A: Exactly. And you know what I say? You know what I say? I say I don't love. Say I love Danny, sister. That's what I said. [00:41:29] Speaker C: I wish you guys should seen Al. [00:41:32] Speaker A: He didn't. [00:41:32] Speaker E: Dude, he like ashed on himself. [00:41:34] Speaker C: Ashed on himself. [00:41:35] Speaker D: I always ash on myself. [00:41:36] Speaker C: No, you have no idea. [00:41:37] Speaker A: He has no leg. [00:41:38] Speaker C: He has. I don't know what's happening right now. [00:41:40] Speaker E: Burn for shirt. [00:41:41] Speaker D: I don't know where my lighter is, so it's kind of pissing me off. [00:41:44] Speaker C: What do you need? [00:41:44] Speaker D: We're all good. We're good guys. [00:41:46] Speaker B: The marriage thing. So talking about what you were saying with the marriage thing. Right. Is marriage really just see to see who quits first. [00:41:52] Speaker D: Yes. [00:41:52] Speaker B: You get what I'm saying? [00:41:53] Speaker D: Like, yeah, you either die first. [00:41:55] Speaker B: You either like have some wish for their impending doom. [00:41:58] Speaker D: Yes. [00:41:58] Speaker B: Right. [00:41:58] Speaker D: Either one. [00:42:00] Speaker E: That's why. That's why Irish marriages last forever. Everyone's so stubborn. They're Both so stubborn. No one's. No one's quitting. [00:42:07] Speaker B: All right? [00:42:07] Speaker E: So it's like a game of chicken. [00:42:10] Speaker A: But the thing is, you don't want to be alone. You know what I mean? Like, being alone is the worst. You know where my mind goes when I'm alone. Doesn't go good places. [00:42:18] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:42:19] Speaker A: Roger sitting on my lap. You know what I mean? [00:42:22] Speaker D: Like, that's where it goes. [00:42:23] Speaker A: Yeah, it's exactly where it goes. [00:42:25] Speaker E: Bad neighborhood. [00:42:26] Speaker A: Bad neighborhood. Yeah. [00:42:28] Speaker B: I'll be honest with you. [00:42:29] Speaker A: Say. [00:42:29] Speaker B: Say my wife died, right? Tragically, horrifically. [00:42:33] Speaker C: Can we knock on wood, please? For the love of Christ? There's no wood here because it's all. [00:42:38] Speaker B: It's all granite. [00:42:39] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:42:43] Speaker B: No. If she d. Right, I'm not getting married again. There's no way. There's not a chance in hell, dude. [00:42:49] Speaker A: No. [00:42:49] Speaker D: No. [00:42:49] Speaker B: There's no way, dude. [00:42:51] Speaker A: Maggie's brother is a professional idiot. He's a great guy, but he's a professional idiot. He had two kids. [00:42:57] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:42:57] Speaker A: Like, for his first marriage, and they got divorced. Well, they're great kids. Riley and Will, my nephew and niece. And then, like, he fucking got married again. He has a kid who's like three, and I'm like, you are so dumb. [00:43:11] Speaker B: You want to hear the worst white trash story ever about marriages? [00:43:13] Speaker A: Yes. [00:43:13] Speaker B: Comes from a job site. Guy gets married, right. Has two kids with this broad, right. Terminally ill, dies of cancer. Right. [00:43:20] Speaker C: You should probably sell it. Say his name and where he's from. [00:43:24] Speaker B: I work with him daily. [00:43:25] Speaker A: Right. [00:43:25] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:43:25] Speaker B: So listen, this is tragic, right? So he literally. Wife tragically dies, right? [00:43:31] Speaker D: So she quit first, 100%. [00:43:33] Speaker B: She gave up. She knew the only out was death. [00:43:35] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:43:36] Speaker D: Yeah, that was it. [00:43:36] Speaker B: So she. He, like a year later, he meets this other. Abroad, right? Falls magically in love with this girl, right? Gets married to her, signs custody of his kids. [00:43:47] Speaker E: Oh, my God. [00:43:48] Speaker C: Over. [00:43:48] Speaker B: Right. We. What's it called? Signs it over. Then what happens is, is you can back me up on this, right? [00:43:55] Speaker D: Because this is so Fitzy knows this person. [00:43:58] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:43:58] Speaker B: What's it called? [00:43:59] Speaker D: What's his initials? [00:44:00] Speaker A: No, it's. No, I. [00:44:02] Speaker B: Nobody. Nobody. Social dg dude, the whole story. I don't know if I could tell the whole story. You think I could tell it? [00:44:09] Speaker D: Yeah, you could tell it. All right, we can cut it. [00:44:10] Speaker B: So what's it called? What happens? That broad ends up cheating. Up cheating on him, divorcing him, and gets custody of his kids. [00:44:18] Speaker E: Not even. [00:44:19] Speaker A: Yes, she took. [00:44:21] Speaker C: No way. [00:44:21] Speaker E: Not even her kids? [00:44:23] Speaker C: No, she took them. [00:44:24] Speaker E: Yes. [00:44:25] Speaker C: All right, so child Support or just the whole nine? [00:44:28] Speaker E: It was all my whole nine, dude. [00:44:29] Speaker A: So since we're on. [00:44:31] Speaker D: Well, that's why you threw a bad. That's his fault. [00:44:33] Speaker A: Can you tell the story that you told on pulling the cork about the guy, the electricity that was working for you and the guy Detroit, try to, like, down. Yes, yes, yes, yes. This is a unreal story. [00:44:46] Speaker B: All right, I'm gonna tell you. So I. I go through the ranks, whatever. [00:44:50] Speaker A: By the way, the best part of this, at the end of it, Josh texts me the next day, goes, I heard that story on another job site that, like, he knew. Yeah, yeah. [00:44:56] Speaker B: Truly happened. [00:44:57] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:44:57] Speaker B: All right, so. So I become a general foreman, right? Big deal in the union. Yep. You're running a ton of guys. I got 75 guys on the job. I'm running it. Right. It's an absolute shit show. It's a nightmare. There's people drinking, doing drugs, drug tests, Covid's going on. It's just a show, right? Glorified baby, babysitter, glorified therapist, babysitter, knocking car. You know what I mean? [00:45:17] Speaker A: Whatever. [00:45:18] Speaker B: So we. I show up to work one day, right in this one of. My foreman comes up to me, and he's like. He's like, hey, I got to talk to you. And I'm like, what's up? And he's like, you got to get that apprentice away from so and so. And I go, why? What's going on? He's like, dude, up. Shit's happening. And I go, what are you talking about? He goes, she's trying to suck him off now. So between forming right now. It's 6:00am It's 6:00am yeah, she's trying. [00:45:39] Speaker D: To just suck that guy. [00:45:40] Speaker B: Literally. I literally haven't even hit my vape yet. I'm walking into Drago. It's February, it's cold as outside. Oh, yeah, I hear you try and suck him off. Yeah, good joke, Joe. See you later, right? He's like, bobby, I'm serious. And I'm like, all right, get the Apprentice down here. Right? So now, the whole time, I'm like, all right, well, let me look back to my training. How'd the union tell me to deal with sexual harassment? Well, they never told me about guy on guy, so I'm just gonna wing this one. Right? [00:46:03] Speaker D: Oh, it was a guy on guy. [00:46:05] Speaker A: Dude. [00:46:06] Speaker B: Guy on guy. [00:46:07] Speaker D: Oh, my God. [00:46:08] Speaker C: All about some ball. [00:46:09] Speaker D: Okay. All right. Right. That's worse. Hey, I guess. [00:46:11] Speaker B: So the. The Apprentice comes out. I'm like, listen, bud, what happened? Are you all right? Like he's a victim. Like he's been raped. [00:46:18] Speaker A: You know what I mean? [00:46:18] Speaker B: All right, bud. Don't worry. Nobody's gonna get fired. I just need to know what happened, this. Anything. He's like, I don't know, dude. [00:46:24] Speaker D: He just. [00:46:25] Speaker B: He just kept. [00:46:25] Speaker C: He just. [00:46:26] Speaker B: He just kept asking to suck my dick. And now I'm the most sarcastic, deranged person trying to keep a straight face in this entire thing. Because my first. You should have let him. [00:46:35] Speaker A: You know what I mean? [00:46:36] Speaker B: But he's like. I go, all right, dude, whatever. So I go upstairs. This guy is 65, right? [00:46:43] Speaker E: Hammond. [00:46:44] Speaker B: Come to find out, the boys hit the. Hit the old bar at lunchtime, right? [00:46:49] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:46:49] Speaker B: Threw back a couple too many cocktails. [00:46:51] Speaker C: And one turned gay. [00:46:52] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. [00:46:54] Speaker B: I don't know how it happened, but I guess it happened. [00:46:56] Speaker E: So I was drinking that horny juice at lunch. [00:46:58] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:46:59] Speaker B: I don't know what the he was doing. [00:47:00] Speaker A: He stilted up. [00:47:01] Speaker C: So now, Bobby, see, Yet you're sober how many years now? [00:47:05] Speaker B: 14. [00:47:05] Speaker C: How many times have you turned gay? [00:47:08] Speaker A: Not once. [00:47:09] Speaker B: Even on drugs? Even on drugs. [00:47:11] Speaker A: Hey, this is the funny thing. [00:47:12] Speaker B: I'll sit in, like, a Meeting something. Be like, you know, guys, things got. [00:47:15] Speaker A: Real bad out there. [00:47:16] Speaker B: I started sucking for drugs. And I'm like, yeah, it never crossed my mind I'd rather rob somebody. I thought of wrong. [00:47:25] Speaker A: I feel like, as a generally straight person, I feel like I'm not. Like. First thing I'm not looking to do is, like, just be like, oh, let me eat your box. Like, it's like, I want to get my dick sucked. Like, that'd be like, I want to suck your dick. Yeah. [00:47:37] Speaker B: I mean, no, dude, Just for money. [00:47:39] Speaker E: It takes a special to sell their ass. Ask for money. [00:47:42] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:47:42] Speaker B: Imagine that. Offering up the old stinkhole for a bag for a perk. Dirty. [00:47:47] Speaker A: Yeah, things are. Whatever. [00:47:48] Speaker B: So I talked to this old man, right? I pull him to the side, say, hey, bud, come over here. Now, he's got a bruise across, starting from his forehead, going all the way down, saying exact imprint of a curb, right? [00:48:00] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:48:00] Speaker B: So I go, he's got sunglasses on, similar to, like, what y' all wearing, right? It was just. All I seen was a bruise show. Yeah, I'm not talking about Danny, right? There's a bruise here and a bruise there. And I go, listen, bud. I go, one. There's no fucking drinking on the job, dude. I go, you know better. You can't fucking drink on the job, dude. We're dealing with fucking electricity, dude. Somebody fucking dies. It's A big fucking deal. [00:48:21] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:48:21] Speaker B: He's like, never happened again, boss. Never happened again. And I go like this. [00:48:26] Speaker C: And never. [00:48:27] Speaker B: Can you suck your apprentices? That's a big no. [00:48:31] Speaker A: No, right? [00:48:32] Speaker B: And he's like. He's like, I, I, I, I, I never. [00:48:35] Speaker A: I, I didn't want. [00:48:36] Speaker B: I didn't ask. I go, everybody knows you did, dude. That's why I'm having a conversation with, with you. And he goes, never happen again, boss. See you later. And he walked off, right? And to top that story off, right? So I'm on the 13th foot, you know, the Puma Building, and. [00:48:49] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:48:50] Speaker B: Assembly row. [00:48:50] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:48:51] Speaker B: I'm on that roof, Right. [00:48:52] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:48:52] Speaker B: Contemplating if I should jump. Right. Because never did I want to have that conversation with another man. Right? I'm like, oh, yeah, this will probably be it. Don't take the elevated town. I'll just take a nice leap, right? My phone rings. I'm like. I'm like, oh. It's like, boss, you gotta get down here. Blah, blah, blah. Just took a fall off the ladder. He's got a bone hanging out of his arm. I'm like, all right, I'll be right down. [00:49:13] Speaker E: Not worth it, Rob. [00:49:15] Speaker A: Bone for the other guy. [00:49:15] Speaker B: Yeah, right. [00:49:16] Speaker A: Yeah, exactly. [00:49:17] Speaker B: Run down the stairs, right? There's this guy sitting on the ground, right? They, they, they dragged him out to the street, right? [00:49:24] Speaker A: Perfect move. [00:49:27] Speaker B: Yeah, exactly. [00:49:28] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:49:28] Speaker B: So they pull him off to the curb, right? [00:49:30] Speaker C: He just fell randomly. [00:49:31] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:49:31] Speaker A: Weird. [00:49:32] Speaker B: I go like this. I go. I go, bud, you all right? He's dragging his arm. It's dead arm, right? He goes, but I think I broke my arm, right? And I go, there's nothing to think about, dude. Hanging on you. [00:49:42] Speaker D: You broke it. [00:49:42] Speaker B: I'm going to get the truck. We're going to Mass General, right? Driving the Mass General. And I'm sitting in the thing, and I was like, why the. Am I doing this for a living? [00:49:50] Speaker E: Like. [00:49:50] Speaker B: And so, like, when somebody's. You want to put in a recess light? [00:49:52] Speaker A: No, I don't. I don't. [00:49:54] Speaker B: I don't want to do any of this. [00:49:55] Speaker A: You know what I mean? [00:49:56] Speaker D: So I'm just picturing the guy. Veto from the Sopranos. This guy, he just wants to suck anyone's dick in the. [00:50:02] Speaker C: You know what the worst part about. You know what the worst part from the Sopranos? [00:50:05] Speaker A: What? [00:50:05] Speaker C: He wears a Notre Dame hat. [00:50:07] Speaker B: Unbelievable. [00:50:08] Speaker A: It's a wild thing. It's a wild thing. If you, if you were, like, gay and you wanted to, like, suck somebody's dick, it's like, wild place to try to do it like the job site. So many guys you can go, like. I'm sure that you could suck somebody's dick. [00:50:22] Speaker E: There's got to be an app for that. [00:50:24] Speaker B: It's 100%. [00:50:25] Speaker A: Well, I'll tell you what. Thank you for asking that, because this show is sponsored by dick sucking app on Bad Brain. [00:50:31] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:50:32] Speaker D: Grinder. [00:50:32] Speaker A: Yeah. Grinder. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, let's call. Let's do this. Tommy just called. Let's call him. [00:50:39] Speaker D: You could plug into this. We're gonna ask him if he wants to come through. [00:50:42] Speaker A: He's not gonna really like it. We're gonna put him on speaker. Hold on one second. [00:50:45] Speaker E: Do we need the cans? [00:50:47] Speaker A: No, we don't do the cans. [00:50:48] Speaker E: Am I gonna hear them in the cans? [00:50:51] Speaker D: It definitely will. [00:50:51] Speaker A: Hey, what's up? Are you home? No. You're on Bad Brain podcast right now. How do you feel about that? That what? You're on a podcast right now. Oh. I called you specifically for that reason. What do you need? I was wondering if you're home. No, I'm not home. Do you need food? Not yet. [00:51:14] Speaker C: Ask him what he wants. [00:51:15] Speaker A: What do you want for food? That's what we want to know. [00:51:18] Speaker B: Dave. [00:51:19] Speaker A: What? [00:51:19] Speaker E: Dave's. [00:51:20] Speaker A: Dave's hot chicken. Oh, yeah, I already. I know your answer. I already ordered the fights. Here's the deal. All right? So Bobby Froyo is in the background. We want to know who you like for the fights. That's the question. [00:51:32] Speaker B: Jerkus by decision. [00:51:35] Speaker A: Jerk is by decision. Oh, jerk is by decision. Who's jerkus? [00:51:39] Speaker D: Jerk off by decision. [00:51:41] Speaker A: Jerk off by decision. All right, go ahead. Who else? Laon. Murphy. Murphy. [00:51:49] Speaker C: Murphy. Irish guy, obviously winning. [00:51:51] Speaker A: Black. He's black. [00:51:52] Speaker D: I was gonna say. I was gonna say he's the black Irish. [00:51:55] Speaker A: The process, this is unfortunate. All right, that's what we needed. I'll order you Dave's hot chicken, but you better hit these. Guys, guys, I'll be honest. [00:52:03] Speaker D: I held back. Hovan's here. Yovon. [00:52:06] Speaker E: Ha. [00:52:08] Speaker A: You know Yon. [00:52:09] Speaker E: Was it Ovan. [00:52:10] Speaker D: Jovan. [00:52:12] Speaker A: Yovon. [00:52:13] Speaker C: Just talk to him. [00:52:17] Speaker D: Yovon. [00:52:18] Speaker A: Yeah, he's right there. It's Jovon. [00:52:22] Speaker D: Jovan. Okay. [00:52:23] Speaker C: Actually, actually, by the way, I will. [00:52:25] Speaker D: Say this probably right. [00:52:27] Speaker C: No, how it's actually pronounced. From his mother, who I love to death. [00:52:30] Speaker A: It's what? [00:52:31] Speaker C: Shovan. [00:52:32] Speaker D: Shovan. Yeah. [00:52:33] Speaker B: Is there an. [00:52:34] Speaker D: I like that better, actually. [00:52:35] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:52:38] Speaker E: I like. [00:52:39] Speaker A: By the way, first time I ever got my ass kicked off for me. [00:52:42] Speaker D: Spelled the same way. [00:52:43] Speaker A: My friend who was a Mecco kid in second grade. His name was Javon, and he had. Could sing, like, great tunes, and he could break dance. Sick. And then, like, one time, I was like, don't talk to me that way. And he literally speedboxed the out of me. Like. Like, dude, he pulled me, like, on the ground. I was like, oh, like, that's what happens when I fight. [00:53:03] Speaker D: This not getting you in trouble for a while. [00:53:04] Speaker C: And that's how Brennan joined the kkk. [00:53:06] Speaker A: Well, I mean, let's not get it. [00:53:08] Speaker B: No, that's immediately when he bought the. [00:53:09] Speaker A: The. Yeah, I mean, listen. [00:53:14] Speaker B: Said. But I'm an ally. [00:53:15] Speaker A: Look, I'm an ally. [00:53:18] Speaker C: I'm Bernie Sanders. [00:53:19] Speaker A: A lot of people are. Would. Would say that about me. I would say that I'm an ally to the cause. That's what I would say. Sam.