Ep. 125 | Only Two

[00:00:46] Speaker A: All right. Welcome to Bad Brain Podcast. I'm sitting here eating my breakfast. Some almonds, some string cheese and cottage cheese because I'm a loser. A loser trying to eat better. Justin has officially quit the podcast. Well, I don't know about that. He said he's taking a break for now. You're gonna have to deal with me eating for the first five minutes, Fitzy. Just deal with it. It's happening. Nothing you can do about it. Justin's has left the podcast. Did you hear that? Swallow. So Justin's left the podcast. Basically last week was the straw that broke the camel's back. I told him I thought it was a vanilla part of the episode. I don't think he appreciated Nico's attitude whatsoever. Just completely dismissing everything about his sicknesses. So he's taking a break, as he says, taking a break for now. On the phone with them. Seems like he's never coming back. I'll be honest, I forgot my glasses. They're over on the other table. My eyes are going to be in shambles today. It is what it is, Nico. Now let's get to Nico. Nico, text me 10:30 tomorrow. Yeah, 10:30. Called him twice, hasn't answered. It's just me. So now I have to listen to my retard ass talk all day. Now how long can I do on this thing? I don't know. We're going to see. We're going to see where it goes. Maybe I'll make a few phone calls, maybe I won't. But addressing the Justin thing, I feel like that's the big news. People are going to be like, what the fuck's going on? You just got me right now. Justin took exception to the fact that he thinks that people think that. He complains a lot. Now, I'm not down what he's dealing with. I'm probably dealing with the worst. People don't like complainers. So even if you're complaining like a little bit, it's going to feel like a lot because people don't like to listen to complaints. Just natural for some people. Now Nico can't hide anything. He doesn't have a poker face. So Justin felt he was extremely serious and that he thinks that Justin's a pussy. Which I do think that Nico thinks that, but who cares? That's my motto. What do you care what Nico thinks? You. Nico don't give a fuck if Justin thinks that. He comes too quick. Nigga don't care that Justin thinks that. You just gotta live your life, dude. That's my model. Live Your life and who cares? These two talk so much about me behind my back. I can guarantee that. I don't give two shits. I'm still showing up here. I'll be the only one on this podcast on 75. I know that. Okay? Writing's already on the wall, buddy. Miko's not showing up at podcast. Justin's being a cunt. I mean, it is what it is. We all know Justin's been a cunt for three years. We've said it every single episode on this podcast. That's his mo. I don't know why he's. Maybe because he's. He's dealing with more sickness. He just had the surgery. He can't eat so much. I get real cranky when I can't eat, so maybe that's what it is. Maybe he's just super cranky. And he'll be back in two weeks. Now, there's also this thing like, Justin's quit. He's left, let's say, by the stroke of some powerball. Now, here's the only thing. Justin's got the worst luck in the world. So this is a possibility. Justin, it's a known fact. Mush. Worst luck in the world. Imagine if by some stroke of luck or something, we just exploded in the four weeks. That would be great just to see Justin in, like, somewhat of a torture chamber. It's not happening. But the only reason why it might happen is because Justin has such bad luck. So that, you know, I does tickle my dick a little bit thinking about that. But, yeah, that's pretty much the state of the podcast. Just me right now. Nico. We can't rely on Nico. I think that's been established. I think that's kind of part of the sticking point there with Justin is like Nico says he's going to do and he doesn't do. But why do you got to expect it? That's my thing. Like what. What do you expect from people? Like, he don't. He's just not going to do it. He's great on the show. He's fun. He adds an element. He knows sports, right? But you don't have to expect him to do extra shit. It's. At the end of the day, it's supposed to be fun. Now, granted, it does get aggravating. Justin's a control freak. So if you cross the street the wrong way with Justin, you're going to ruin his whole fucking day. So Justin, I think, has slowly felt like he's losing control. So he's just taking a Step back. Niko is retarded, though, at the same point. So we can say both these things that Nico's retarded. He loses his temper at weird shit. Some guy basically saved him, saved his life and gave him all this money, and then he trashes his business online three years later and then doesn't even see what he did wrong. He's retarded. He has no common sense. Doesn't make any sense in the world. But that's Nico. That's why we love him, you know, simpleton, simple, simple guy. He's just fucking moving at the seat of his pants, doing whatever the fuck he wants to do. That's why we love Justin. Justin is a control freak. He does complain a lot. No one can say that. Like, say it right to his. I do think he complains a lot, but who cares? What does he care what I think? Just because he complains a lot, it is what it is. Doesn't bother me. I laugh about it. I think everything's funny. So I think it's like Justin legitimately might be the funniest person in the world. He just doesn't know it. Like, some of the stuff that he does, like coming on this podcast wearing a fake restaurant shirt that he just made was one of the funniest things in the world. He has an imaginary restaurant, and he just put it on the thing and he called it storyboard. Like, that's funny to me. So Justin is like a character in his own right. So Nico is. He's also funny. I mean, he's coming quick. He's getting. He falls in love with these girls in, like, a week. He's defending rape with the Cleo liberal girl in. In the middle of Boston. I mean, on one of your first dates, you're defending, like, rape. I don't get it. I mean, he gets himself in these pickles. Nico. So. So I don't know. I don't know whose side you guys are on. I feel like I'm in the middle. I feel like Justin's not mad at me. That's what he said anyways. But, you know, he's probably talking behind my back. Knowing him, it is what it is. So you're gonna get this. Just. Just woke up. My bad. Want to push it to, like, 1125 or 1115, question mark? That's Nico. So Nico might be coming to the podcast. This is great. So we might actually have somebody here. I didn't know. So waking up at 11:25 or 10:45. It's 10:45 now. Is why you got to love Nico. He's a child. He's a child. You're waking up that late for no reason, just because you want to sleep all day. So how do I answer it? Just come whenever? Yeah, yeah, sure. Perfect. 10:45, you wake up, child. This is why you can't take too much stock into it. Like, why are you getting yourself all worked up, Justin, when he's fucking sleeping till 11 o'clock? And why does Nico get so jacked up? Yeah, cottage cheese. Cottage cheese is solid. [00:09:17] Speaker B: Solid. [00:09:18] Speaker A: Dessert or whatever it is. Snack. I wonder how they make cottage cheese. But I don't know why Nico gets all jacked up about Justin. Like, Justin's a control freak. Granted, Justin did put up those T shirts and he got me. He got me real jacked up. So sometimes we all lose that control. I guess that's the thing. Justin has reached a breaking point, so I don't think he'll ever be on this podcast again. Maybe he'll come on as a guest. I just feel. That's just the feeling I have. He hates Nico so bad. That's what I feel like. Just hates Nico. I probably shouldn't even be saying that because I don't think that's true either. I think they love each other. They're just getting on each other's nerves. So now you got me eating cottage cheese on a podcast. Now, would people say this is a good podcast? [00:10:10] Speaker B: No. [00:10:11] Speaker A: Absolutely not. This hasn't been a good podcast in three years. We haven't had one good podcast episode. Let's be honest now. What do I want to get to? I mean, if Nico's coming, I'm going to save some topics that I was thinking about for him because I feel like he would be interested in them too. So. But that's basically. That's basically the gist of the state of the podcast. Maybe when Nico gets here, we'll get a little vibe from him, like, justin wishes you died. Like, that's probably what I'm doing, right? Like, this is all I do is stoke fire. So I'm the worst at this because these two, I see when they're arguing and they're, like, on each other's nerves, I just try to stoke the fire. I mean, that's life. That's just me in general. So I would love. I've always said this. I'd love for them to get into a fistfight on camera. Who do I think would win? I think it's Nico. Honestly, I don't know if I've ever seen Justin in a fight personally, but that I'm not saying he hasn't been in a fight. I just don't know if I've been in the room besides like me and him like wrestling. When we younger, Nico did put him in a ankle lock. We did a little wrestling like UFC match once in the back ab. That's why Justin's hips and ankles are all up, is because Nico put him in this ankle lock that I think he's still crying about. So I think I'm going to take Nico because I think Justin's body's not there. Dude. He's complaining about the, the hips and the, the back and you know, maybe who would be more likely to like hit somewhat a foreign object? I'd say Justin. I think Justin would know like, okay, let me hit this kid with a bat first. I think Justin would yell more. But Nico has an overconfidence too. If you saw him and Mark Lewis shadow boxing at Easter, it was bad. It was bad shadow boxing. So I honestly don't know. I know Nico thinks like, oh, you know what one of his big life things is that he got into a ring at rough and rowdy and I knew one of those things like stand up comedy boxing. You got to give people credit for like putting themselves out there and doing it. And I actually thought he did look pretty good. Nico is quick, he's athletic, he's fat. Yes, obviously, me too. So I don't know who would win. And no, I'd say in a sanction boat, 1000% Nico's winning. In an unsanctioned boat. I don't know. Justin could be a wild card, you know, he could pull out of his ass, throw it off Nico's face and then do something crazy. Maybe just do something with the gerd, maybe throw up. But did I think it was crazy? Going back to it, when Justin said his acid reflux settled into his hips, his acid reflux, which everyone has in the world now granted, he has a more extreme version. Now he's going to say I don't have acid reflux. We get it. Did I think when he said it settled into his hips and his back that I thought he was exaggerating? Yes, obviously. Now I don't know. Okay, I'm not in his body. Okay, not in his body at all. But it just seems extremely far fetched that acid reflux is settling to someone's hips. Like it. We all have acid reflux. I have to sleep on a pillow. I legitimately see straight up. I have a Guard pillow. [00:14:03] Speaker B: I. [00:14:03] Speaker A: Everyone has gerd. So now his. He's saying he's at his. A higher level. Fine. I. I just feel like he wouldn't be able to eat all this food beforehand without it, like, really being serious. That's the way I'm looking at it. He's saying that he'd always be laid up. My opinion is like, you go in the food court, you're eating in the morning, and you're eating all this acid food, right? So you're eating the pizzas, you're eating roast beefs. And he's like, oh, I was laid up the entire day. Then the next morning you get up and you do the same thing. It's like, it's hard for people to feel sorry for you if that you're doing that to yourself every single day. It's like, I don't feel sorry for junkies. I don't. Because I feel like it's a choice you're making and you're getting up every single morning. You're getting fucking high. I applaud you when you get out of it. But I'm not feeling sorry for you in the moment at all because I think it's a choice you made. I made a choice a long time ago to be fucking fat. Long time ago. Don't feel sorry for me when I fucking die a diabetes or they take a fucking leg or I die of a stroke because of the diabetes or something like that. Don't feel sorry for me. You say what a normal person would say. He should have fucking changed his life. That's it. Jon should have changed his life. And Shanit is crazy. So why we feel bad for him? Like, you shouldn't feel bad for anybody. They can't get out of their own way. Shouldn't feel bad for them. That's my. That's my opinion now, I'm sure. Listen, if Justin was just taking a break from the podcast, comparative to last week, this is way worse. We get more into the stuff. I. I think that last week was like, he's saying the straw that broke the camel's back. He's definitely not coming back after this. Which it is what it is. We are. We are. Listen, how many minutes was that? I'm done. I'm done eating. You're only gonna hear me drinking. Now. That's what they call a girl breakfast, where you just have a bunch of snacks that don't make any sense. That's what I just had. So dieting. We'll get into that a little bit before the Nico comes people always asking like, how do you lose the weight, all this stuff. Well, first of all, I'm a pro because I've done conservatively 25 times where I can drop 30, 40 pounds in like two months. 50 pounds. And then I just blow right back up. It's easy. You know when you used to eating 10, 000 calories a day, you slamming McDonald's. I'll tell you one thing, I had these freeze dried Jolly rancher things. First of all, there's this guy that I'm friends with, buddy. And he, this guy, he's. He's a heavier gentleman, okay? Let's put it that way. He's fat, okay? He's fat. And he's always. But he eats like he doesn't eat that crazy. Like when I see him, he doesn't eat that crazy. Like he's eating salads with chicken and all this stuff. But he pounds cand candy like an absurd amount of candy. And he's always got these freeze dried this, freeze dried this. He got all candy all the time, 24, 7. And he refuses to drink diet soda and pound soda. So he's definitely got a sugar problem. I don't get what anyone says. This kid, this kid pounds more sugar than anybody. Went to the Red Sox game the other day, he had three Dell's lemonade slushes. Which by the way, I'll tell you what, Fenway park, they could charge whatever they want to charge right now. The prices are ridiculous. They had the best chicken tender I've ever had in my entire life. That chicken tender came out. I don't know if I just got this thing right off the fry. Later, little matinee game, 135 game, that thing came out. I got one for my kid and I was like, oh, here, take this. Whatever. We got like hot dogs the whole night, right? I took a chicken 10. I'm like, wow, those look really good. Let me try one. The best chicken dinner I ever had. Best chicken tender I've ever had. And I'm mad I didn't get more. Where was I going with that? Oh, okay. I had a freeze dried Jolly Rancher. That's where I'm going. This guy loves sweets. Freeze dried Jolly rancher might have changed my life. It was about that week where I'm like, I really need to like rein. [00:18:27] Speaker B: It in a little bit. [00:18:28] Speaker A: I'm getting too crazy with the sweets. I don't even know where I started with that. This is what happens, you know. Oh, dieting. Perfect. How do you do it, this. What? Listen, it's easy. This is what you do. First of all, four Cs for me. Coffee, cigars. No, that's two Cs coffee, cigars, no carbs. It's three Cs, two Cs and A. No, see, that's it. Pretty easy. Fast. Throw it fast in there. Ccc F carb free. Coffee, cigars, fast. All you do is just skip a meal. Pretty much skip your breakfast. This was my little breakfast. But listen, you do hours. So some days I'll do 24 hour fasts where I'm eating one meal a day. Some days I'll do 48 hour fast where I'll eat. Let's say this was my meal. 10, 1045. I won't eat till two days from now. 1045. It's not hard. It's not hard if, you know, if your body's not moving on Cops. Yes. I'm alone, talking to myself. Chrissy, you're looking at. But you got this crazy face on. He's being late. So are you doing. I'm doing the podcast right now. I just started. What was I going to do? I had it all set up. Do you want to come on the podcast? Don't do that now. Don't, don't clean those dishes. All right, guys, you're gonna hear some dishwashers for like some washing dishes. But I mean you've probably already turned off the podcast, so that's a good, that's good news. Yeah. So no carbs, coffee, cigars. It's not difficult. Anyone can lose weight. It's easy. I didn't even work out the last time. Lost like 38 pounds. So that's without working out. That's just diet related. So imagine if you had a little workout in, dude. Walk a little bit, golf, carry a bag. It's easy. Things these people like Nico, dude, he's stressing out 24 7. Even though he does look good, look like he lost some weight. So that's how, that's how I'm going to win this 20k. I'll tell you that much. That's what I'm going to do. Those are the four Cs. And then people are going to be like, oh, how'd you do it? And I'm going to tell them exactly how I did it. I just fucking fasted. No carbs. Pretty much coffee and cigars, simple. Nicotine, caffeine, eat protein. It's not difficult. All these losers, they're making all this money. The success lift. But you know What? Actually, this podcast is sponsored by the Success Lift because. The Success Lift, my dude, Brian Panuzzo did drop some money down for reveal Little League. So we give. We give credit where credit is due. Go follow the Success Lift. The Success Lift app. This guy knows his. He's shredded six. Six Little dick. I would. I would assume ex basketball player, maybe made a ton of money in finance. So he probably knows about that, even though he's not giving me any advice. You gotta. He'll do the plans to your thing. You can get into the pulling the cork one. And we could probably. If you listen to that, we could just lie and say, you listen to it inbox me. It's a hundred dollars a month, dude. He'll write you a full plan, full food plan, full workout plan. You can track everything on it. He'll do everything for you. Get his. You get his stupid gay motivational videos. But that's good. That's a good thing, right? Some people like to watch that, you know? Some people like to watch boring podcasts. You're probably one of both. Okay, maybe you need both. May need a stupid podcast listen to where, like, his wife washes the dishes while he's talking to himself in his living room. Maybe you need that. Maybe you need motivational vehicle that says, like, you know, walk more. Eat grilled chicken and salad. You got Panuzzo for that. He has no clue. He's an Italian. He's supposedly an Italian kid from Jersey, doesn't know what a zeppelin is. I will say, like, don't go to him for sweets. Don't go to him for sweets. Don't go to him for candy talk. You come to me for that. He knows grilled. Grilled proteins and vegetable sources. That's about all he knows. Okay, you go to him for that and work out, and you're all set. Yeah, and I'd still take his child. His child's like a high school player. Lefty as lefty. I'd take him 325 to right. Right center. 325, right center. I was, sorry. I'm throwing a curveball. I mean, that thing was hanging out there. It was hanging over the plate. I would hit that thing. Elon Musk would say, something's in orbit. It would be like. He would, like, be like, Starlink is in trouble because of Panuzzo's kid. Hung a curveball over the middle. That's what. That's what would happen. You know, we got to talk about. I don't even care. I'm not waiting to get to Nico. I'm not gonna wait until Nico gets here. Maybe he can brush on it. Bill Belichick and his girlfriend. I don't know if you guys saw this video of this interview. She's running. It's clear she's running. They've had all these reports that she's running, but now we got some video evidence that she's running. Now granted, runs the world. We all know that, right? You know, there's a reason why I'm letting these dishes get cleaned while we're recording. Plus, he runs the world. It's just a fact. Jordan Hudson, the girlfriend, 24 years old. It's been reports that she's been just controlling it. She's, you know, so they had this interview. They have this interview on. I believe it's cbs, but I'm not sure if it's a CBS interview. It's one of. One of these things. No, don't do it. Sadie, get away. This. Don't step on it. I don't know. The cat's going crazy. Good. Good pickup, Chris. Great pickup. Where was I? Okay. Bill Belichick and his girlfriend interview. Now everyone thinks it's weird that It's. It's a 72 year old guy with a 24 year old girl. I don't think it's weird. It makes perfect sense. He has a shit ton of money, he wants young. Right? I guess that's that. It does make sense. Like if you think of it that way, people think it's creepy. Whatever. There's two consensus and adults in a relationship. What does it really matter, right? It doesn't. What matters is when you get a legend like Bill Pelachek clearly getting it. You know what? Actually I'm gonna say something. I think it makes him more like, okay, he's more relatable. Like everyone in their life has been trying to be controlled by a female like this. She's in the interview, basically, and they're asking him questions. And first of all, she's extremely involved in every single interview. She basically puts him on all the Instagram and all this stuff. So she's very. She's basically his manager. So she tells him what they can't ask, what they can't ask. She's like, dude, stay away from this topic. This is what she does. She preps everybody for the interview is. So at one point during the thing, they, they're obviously asking, oh, do you, do you care, Bill? Like what people think about you and Jordan, which is the girlfriend, the 24 year old girlfriend. He's like, he said, when have I ever cared pretty much about anything? And then he's like, well, how'd your relationship start? Jordan Hudson comes from the ceiling is like buds into this interview on. On live. Well, not live tv, but on. On cbs. And it's just like, we don't talk about that. We absolutely, 100% do not talk about that. We're not talking about that. And apparently she stormed off the interview and they had to pause the interview for over 30 minutes because of one question that was asked to her husband, which is the. Basically one of the most basic questions on the face of the fucking planet. Like, how'd you two meet? Like, doesn't everybody ask that to every couple known to man? How'd you guys meet? How'd you guys get together? That's like a normal thing. I don't get it. So she flipped out that bad? Clearly. I would say that timelines are a little mixed up that either a one of them was in a relationship or something like that or. Okay, I didn't hear that. Is that true? Okay, so the wifey's chiming in right now. Wifey's chiming in in her pajamas, washing the dishes, saying that people were saying that Jordan Hudson was an escort and she didn't want to talk about that. Now my opinion with that would be is let's just say that was true. Let's assume Jordan Hudson is an escort. Why the. Would Bill Belichick be like, yes, my Jordan Hudson was a hooker. I called her up. She was a high class hookah. I was giving her 3,000 a night. That's how we met. Do you think that that is at all plausible, Chrissy, that that is actually true? Yeah. No, I'm gonna say no to that. There's no possible way. Why would she. Why would she even panic that he was going to say that? [00:28:05] Speaker B: Maybe she got nervous. Like, what are you gonna say? [00:28:08] Speaker A: Yeah, but it's like, I don't know. I think so. My opinion is that they started dating while he was still with the other girl, which would make kind of sense because then she kind of looks like a. For sure looks like she's a gold digger. Right? She already looks like she's controlling now she just looks like a. She looks like a. Well, she is a. She doesn't look like a. I think she is a. Just for the way she was handling herself in this interview. She's always around. She's like our man. She's like the manager. Then she made that Instagram for him post all those Pics. Did you see the fish? Oh, yeah. The fishing rod. Yeah. I mean, the pitch is not bad. It's like. It's like my wife. It makes me feel better about my wife. My wife will sometimes be like, hey, can we have a picture after dinner? And I'm like, do we really need to take a picture after dinner? Like, this is like. He's like, who's the guy that sells the seafood? Chrissy in the all yellow thing. Gordon. The Gordon fisherman guy. Does that make sense? Gordon? She doesn't know. I think it's a golden fisherman guy. She's an all yellow, like, ripping her in and she's like a mermaid. I think that they go crazy. Role play. Would you consider them role players? I think they role play sex up the ass. That's what I think. I think that they're just the way that these things come in and out like that. They're in like Halloween costumes and doing weird. I think Jordan's a. A. I think she's a freak. Would you say she's a freak, Chrissy? The crazy ones usually are. I got some almond skin in my teeth right now. That's kind of pissing me off. But yeah, yeah. So she's in there, she's like, you can't ask this. You can't do this. So she's running the show. I think it does hurt the legacy a little bit because it's like, listen, Bill Belichick used to tell grown man to shut the. Up my grown ass. You know, six foot six guys, 350 pounds that used to fucking battle every single day. You tell him to shut the fuck up, stop being such a fucking child. And then you're letting this child run your life. That would be my only thing is like, that it. Does it hurt his. Does it hurt his football legacy? Absolutely not. You can't take that away from him. But just in general, a little bit of. Do I respect him less? No. But at the same time, it's like, you gotta tell this girl, like, who she's with. Like, it's Bill. It's Bill the thrill, you know, build a trill. Belichick, six. No, he might have eight rings. I think he's got eight rings. Yeah, he's got six with the Patriots and he's got two with the Giants, I'm pretty sure. So he's got eight rings. Bill Belichick has got eight super bowl rings. And he's letting this. And I'm gonna say it, because I don't even think she's hot enough for this. She's not a bad looking girl. I don't think she's hot enough. We're not talking like Sydney Sweeney here, right, Chris? We're not talking Sydney Sweeney. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You want to get on the podcast? Not at all. What you say. See, this is the only problem. When you get a email and a text and there's no one here to fill the dead ear. You just get dead ear. Now this is the only thing. This is the only problem with the podcast. So it's like I could heavily edit it or I could just leave it up because I'm that guy. That's probably what's going to happen. I'm just going to leave it up. So there's going to be a few dead silences here. You know what? Because he's a child. That's why he's late. It's a fact. Celtics. By the way, I went to the Celtics game last week too. I don't remember if we talked that I was going to it or not. We might have. Right? Because last week. Yep. Okay, wake me up when the Easton conference finals start. Like just wake me up when that happens because I. There is no chance any teams beating them. Let's. Let's get to like the Cavs game. Most likely have to play the Cavs. Wake me up when that happens. It's just so boring watching them like, okay, yeah. Oh, the magic. They're keeping it within two and then we're up 10. It's. It. It's just. I don't want to say that it's. I, I think that they're so good that it's boring. It's boring how good they are. And people like, oh, I hate that they shoot the three. It's just like listen, that's the NBA nowadays. The NBA nowadays is. It's exactly how everyone's playing. Like you kind of got to go. If you look at the shot. Shot. I don't know if we've mentioned this before. If you look at the shot chat from the 2000s to what it is now, they have like all the red dots of where all the shots like the average shots were made or attempted in, in the NBA. So in the decade of like 2000 to 2010, it was a bunch of mid rang shots like all the reds in the middle, not as many threes now it's like the entire red is around the. The three point. It's just, it's the game in general now. We set the most thing for threes. Why would we get away from What? From our success. Like, we're a very good shooting team. You got Peyton Pritchard, the six man. Like, I get it. Like, it's not how we used to watch basketball. You know, get it down low, triangle offense, you know, pound it down to like, Shaq. And Shaq's gonna do some stuff. The big man's dead. The big man as we know it is dead. Okay? Like, even Nicola Jokic, whatever. How the you say his name. Jokic, right? He's shooting threes. He's got. He's a 20, 20, 20 guy, which is insane. 20 assists, 20 rebounds, 20 points. It's stupid. Stupid numbers. Video game numbers. The whole game shifted, so the whole game shifted. You got to shift with it. It's like, I get is what it is. Before, guess what? People used to complain that all they used to do was pass in the NFL. That all they used to do was run in the NFL. Then when they started to pass a lot. So like Brady Manning ever in a little bit later. Oh, all they do is pass. Now the running backs debt. So it's like, yeah, okay, the running back's dead, so don't. Let's not pay a big time running back. Usually it doesn't work out. You gotta. You gotta move with the game. So we're not gonna be panick win in basketball. And yes, you live by the three, you die by the three. Good news for us is we usually win by the three. So let's keep it up, you know, I mean, do I see a team that can give us any trouble? Maybe the Cavs. That's it. The box. [00:35:00] Speaker B: Just. [00:35:01] Speaker A: What's his name? Little got hurt. They're down anyways, so let's look. The Bucks. Bucks are down 1 3. They're not beating the pieces. Pace is going to win that, right? Oh, I'm so happy. LeBron's such a. Hold on, let me look at this one. Yeah. Okay, so yeah, next week's going to be round two, but if you look, listen, I'm the biggest LeBron hater on the planet. I know that. I know that. But I do also know, like, if you're a fan and you have eyes, you have to like my dude. Mel Moneyline loves LeBron loves the Lakers. Go follow at Mel Moneyline. Very good. Follow character in his own right. I've got to get him on the podcast. We got to get Mel Moneyline on the podcast. You guys would love Mel Moneyline. People know who Mel Moneyline is, but he loves the Lakers, he loves the Cowboys. He's Kind of like one of those front, front running losers. But he has forever. How do you defend LeBron James? So if you watch the slow Mo video, he's verse Anthony Edwards, he. He just doesn't try on defense. He has these spurts where he's so good now I don't know if he's trying to rest or whatever. By right, LeBron should be the unanimous greatest of all time. If he ever just tried on both sides of the ball. He's never had an all defensive people like, oh yeah, because he has a block every once 10 games where he comes from behind and blocks it that they think he plays good defense. Nobody, he doesn't. He plays very, very bad defense. If you look at his analytics on his defense, he's terrible. He's never tried on defense and it makes no sense. It's something different than Michael Jordan. This is what Michael Jordan. Michael Jordan would take your best player and he'd shut him the down. He had like 10 all defensive, all, all defensive NBA awards, all team defensive, right? LeBron don't got that. LeBron don't got that because he don't try. No one's saying he's not capable of doing it, but he don't try. He don't have the hot. So when he wants to. When he's up and he's winning, basketball is everything. Now when he's losing, basketball is just a game. That's the worst mentality you can have. You fucking look at any, any of these guys. The last person closest to to Jordan was Colby. It's not even a question. So Colby's the closest to Jordan in terms of like that fucking. I'm going to fucking kill you. I'm going to go fuck your mother and then I'm going to go drop 50 in your face and then shut you down on the offensive side of the ball. That's what he would do. Hold on a second. Why does this look like I am jumping? Like why is it lagging? That's my question. Oh, okay. The battery's low. I gotta get the charger in. We're back. By the way, I just did a few minutes now. Nico's back to. My computer just died. I forgot to charge it. [00:38:15] Speaker B: Okay, just a few minutes. [00:38:18] Speaker A: I just did a few minutes. Because I was like already sitting. [00:38:20] Speaker B: I just said do. I just had to do a few minutes. I'm in. [00:38:23] Speaker A: Can you hear your headphones? [00:38:24] Speaker B: I have one headphone, so. [00:38:26] Speaker A: What do you mean one headphone? [00:38:27] Speaker B: It's in the left, not the right. [00:38:31] Speaker A: Change it into A different. Okay, there's no snare in his headphone. [00:38:37] Speaker B: There is one snare in the left side. [00:38:39] Speaker A: Okay. There's one snare in the left side of his headphone. All right, so I'll go over what I went over already. I went over how Justin's quit the podcast or at least taking a break from it. I've went over Bill Belichick getting absolutely dominated by his girlfriend. I went over LeBron James being an absolute cunt. [00:39:02] Speaker B: All right, so. [00:39:07] Speaker A: He'S very nervous about these headphones. Better. [00:39:12] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:39:12] Speaker A: Okay. [00:39:13] Speaker B: I didn't fully. I didn't fully plug in my headphone. [00:39:16] Speaker A: So maybe that's it. Maybe we need a new Jack. [00:39:18] Speaker B: Maybe. Might need a new Jack. We might need new Jack here. [00:39:21] Speaker A: Okay. [00:39:21] Speaker B: Hello. [00:39:22] Speaker A: He's back. He's alive. [00:39:24] Speaker B: You. Headphones. [00:39:25] Speaker A: I might have went on. Dudes, put on three. Yeah, Anyone. But it's probably that jack. Is it two? Yo. [00:39:36] Speaker B: Yeah, no, it's. It's all of them. It might be this head. These headphones. [00:39:40] Speaker A: It's probably your headphones. [00:39:41] Speaker B: We have other headphones. [00:39:42] Speaker A: Yeah, go get other headphones. Why? Is it bothering you that much? [00:39:45] Speaker B: I don't know. We're just gonna see if it works. [00:39:48] Speaker A: He's getting new headphones. No, they're right in there. Right in there. Can you get me my glasses, too, while you're there? [00:39:55] Speaker B: Yeah, no problem. [00:39:57] Speaker A: Because my eyes are in shambles already. 30 minutes in front of these lights. [00:40:04] Speaker B: Yours is in 30 minutes. [00:40:05] Speaker A: I don't know. I don't know how much time I did. I sat here and ate my breakfast. That's what I did. [00:40:12] Speaker B: That's pretty cool, dude. That's different. All right, let's hope for the best. [00:40:18] Speaker A: Let's see. We're gonna get it. We're gonna get a headphone test. Is it that pair of headphones? [00:40:24] Speaker B: Yes. [00:40:25] Speaker A: Yes. He's back. [00:40:27] Speaker B: Let's go. All right, be honest. What did you talk about? [00:40:30] Speaker A: I did. I talked about adjusting with the podcast. [00:40:32] Speaker B: Okay, well, we're taking a break right now. [00:40:36] Speaker A: I will say one thing. I've never been jealous of any article of clothing you've ever walked in here with, ever. Because I think you have bad style. You have, like. Like a different style than me. I would say I'm more of a black guy. That hat fucking goes, dude. [00:40:55] Speaker B: I found this hat in a bucket and the rental mallets. Dude, I've cleaned up at the rental mallets. That one time I went. [00:41:01] Speaker A: You've had that for a while. [00:41:02] Speaker B: I've never wore this before. This is my first time I bought this back in like, December. [00:41:09] Speaker A: Yeah, December. All right. Nice. At the Maltlets. [00:41:11] Speaker B: Yeah, they were like. It was like 2 for 15. And I seen it and I was like, I have to get this. And it was just like one of those things. I was digging through the rest of the bucket trying to find another hat that. They were like all shitty ass hats. Like, how do you have this stone cold 316 hat? But like, all these other hats are garbage. It's all weird. But yeah, grab that. That's where I grabbed this. My gang got chainsu, which is like, probably my most complimented piece of anything I've ever had. It's. [00:41:44] Speaker A: It just is that necklace. [00:41:45] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:41:46] Speaker A: Swear to God, dude, The demon time necklace. [00:41:48] Speaker B: That's right. That's right. That's what you call. That's the demon time necklace. Yeah. [00:41:52] Speaker A: Do you know I've. I've like adjusted my hat so much that I got like a fucking thing right here. It kind of pisses me off every. [00:41:58] Speaker B: Time I. I can. Now that you just said that, I. [00:42:01] Speaker A: Like it every time I can see. [00:42:02] Speaker B: It, but I adjust. I had to adjust. This. This brim was like. Since it was in a fucking bucket. It was like, brutal. This hat's different than most of the ones that I. That I wear. But I don't. [00:42:11] Speaker A: I don't hate it because it's low profile. Those high profile hats that just like go up. That's the only. That's the only thing I'm gonna talk about its content about is that merch. That hat. I wish Tommy would put out a low profile hat. I just look so bad in high profile. Like that auto high profile hat fucking looks so bad on me. [00:42:29] Speaker B: I love it. I think it looks great on me. [00:42:31] Speaker A: You like the high profile? [00:42:32] Speaker B: Yeah. Those two hats, they have the Diamondbacks hat and the Boston Red Sox had that. Both those, like, the front is like. I know what you mean. [00:42:40] Speaker A: It's a high profile profile. [00:42:42] Speaker B: It's cranked up. [00:42:44] Speaker A: Yeah. So. [00:42:46] Speaker B: All right. [00:42:46] Speaker A: So, yeah, we talked about Justin leaving the podcast. I don't know if you want to. [00:42:49] Speaker B: Give any or you don't. [00:42:50] Speaker A: You just want to brush by it. [00:42:51] Speaker B: No, whatever you. Whatever you said on it, I got a couple of comments that it was like priceless, that I got up and walked away while I was on the phone. If you want to go back on the tape, I said to Al, five minutes. One, the only reason why I said five minutes because Justin could literally talk until 20, 26. That's case in point. Okay. Two, I also stood here and Literally talked to him about wrestling, and I listened to the. The roommate story. All right, So I was. I was here. I was present. I'm not saying what I did was, like, literally blown. Like, blown over the top, but a couple people were, like, mentioning that I got up. Yeah, I got up. I got up, and I think I got water or like, I fucking blew my nose or something like that and then came back. It was what it was. I wasn't being, like, the most. That wasn't the craziest, disrespectful thing ever. That's like, when you're telling a story. And his signature thing used to be like, all right, do we have any. Like, he would always get in the habit being like, oh, do we have anything else? Like, not even before you're done finishing. But it wasn't something like that. But I think it's temporary. I'm shocked. I thought Justin would. Had to die before quitting this podcast. That was my. That'd be my take. [00:44:10] Speaker A: Do you find it at all hypocritical that he listened to you for now? Well, okay. Do you. Let me. Let me ask you that question. [00:44:18] Speaker B: Sure. [00:44:19] Speaker A: What do you find it hypocritical that he's saying that he listened to you for an hour and a half talk about the girl, and you've called him on the side and then you didn't want to listen to him? [00:44:28] Speaker B: I. No. So the whole listening to me about a girl, like, that whole episode, like, we none of us talked, like, before I sat down. [00:44:37] Speaker A: That's true. [00:44:38] Speaker B: I just sat down and then, like, rifted. I didn't. It's not like I loved doing that. I didn't. Like, I mean, you know what I mean? Because more than half of that, if you go back and listen to it, like, I'm. I'm spinning. I'm obviously, like, having a hard time. I have a hard time with that sometimes getting my point across or, like, trying to, you know, be understood in a sense. You know, you're on a recorded. You're on a recorded line, so you want to make sure whatever you're saying is whatever you're saying. At any point, if we wanted to not talk about me getting broken up with, I would have been totally cool with it. It just happened to be the topic of the conversation for the whole podcast. I didn't. You didn't have to give me all that. I didn't need that. I needed one time to tell you, you know, what happened and what I'm experiencing and just go from there. I mean, it's same thing. I. I don't think it's hypocritical. I listened. I sat and listened. I was okay with that. I wasn't like, no, like, we're not calling. Like, we called Justin. We listened to him talk. [00:45:36] Speaker A: That's. [00:45:36] Speaker B: That's all it was. I mean, he was on. He was on the line for like, 10 cent or so minutes. [00:45:41] Speaker A: 27. [00:45:46] Speaker B: That's pretty good time. You know, I would have taken 30 minutes, too. That's cool. I got an hour and 30 minutes again. Mind you, Justin was also creating a fucking song the whole episode. So he was really tied up. [00:46:00] Speaker A: He was. [00:46:00] Speaker B: He was really tied up doing that. I'm not, again, throwing blame. But when you want to say, oh, we listen to you for an hour and a half, which is true, but in the same sense, there's other things going on as well. And also, like, we just said that wasn't the plan. The plan wasn't for me to come in and just literally take the mic. Like, I. Looking back on that episode, it's fucking tough. It's. It's rough. It's a little tough, but it's one of our better episodes, believe it or not. [00:46:23] Speaker A: I know. It's crazy. [00:46:24] Speaker B: People actually liked it because people, you know, go through stuff like that. [00:46:28] Speaker A: Yes. I don't know. Maybe at some point, you and Justin gonna talk, get in a room together. I don't know. [00:46:32] Speaker B: I feel like, oh, so it really is me. [00:46:34] Speaker A: I'm pretty sure it's you. [00:46:38] Speaker B: I don't care. [00:46:40] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean. [00:46:40] Speaker B: I mean, what do you guys either want to use? [00:46:42] Speaker A: You know, it's just a podcast, right? [00:46:44] Speaker B: It's. I mean, it. It is just a podcast. I mean, if you took. If you took that as, like, us. I. I don't care, Justin. I really don't. [00:46:54] Speaker A: You weren't being serious just being a. To him? [00:46:58] Speaker B: No, not at all. I got. I got up 27 minutes, dude. Now that I know that it's 27 minutes. All right, dude, it's 27 minutes on the phone. If you were in person, you would have gotten the same amount of time. Dude, what do you want? You want a whole episode, too, to talk about whatever you're. Whatever you're going through? I mean, like, I don't. I don't know. I. That was not the plan. When we. When we called him, the plan was to get his take on WrestleMania. Not even to talk about fucking, you know, obviously ask how he's doing with the surgery and all that. But whatever. If it's me. It's me. I would have figured it'd be you. [00:47:35] Speaker A: But for some reason I skate by. [00:47:38] Speaker B: Yes, for some reason you escape by. For some reason you skate by. [00:47:42] Speaker A: I skate by on everything because people know I'm joking. That's why I think that's. I think people get that I'm just trying to, like, light fires under people's asses. [00:47:51] Speaker B: Yeah, you are. You are great. You should definitely get a role in a film for like. Like a high class instigator. [00:47:58] Speaker A: I'm telling you right now. Like, I could. I would. I'm holding back, trying to instigate so many fights, like, every single day with different people. We're not even just talking about this podcast. Like, Justin, that's like, light work. [00:48:09] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. [00:48:09] Speaker A: I'm holding like, I'm holding back, dude. Like, you take that. I could be the joker if I wanted to be the joker. [00:48:16] Speaker B: Yeah, that'd be pretty. That'd be pretty good. I could see that in a sense. I can't see wearing face paint and, like, doing the weird. I got your tongue. [00:48:24] Speaker A: But I got people jacked up earlier in the week that I can't even get into the stuff. But let's just say someone almost just got their legs broken. Like, it got that crazy. [00:48:32] Speaker B: Wow. [00:48:33] Speaker A: Yeah. So I. So sometimes I got. Sometimes you're playing with fire and you get a little too jacked up sometimes where you send stuff and then you don't think it's going to get that crazy. And then it gets that crazy. So. [00:48:43] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah, I bet I've been so. I've been there before. I've seen people drop, like, comments in a group chat, and then all of a sudden it's like you just fucking. It's like. It's like you just took a fucking match and just threw it on some gasoline. You just watch the thing just, like, blow up. But. Yeah. Yeah. [00:49:02] Speaker A: All right. So you're not talking really about the Joel Justin thing, even though he hates you now and all that stuff. [00:49:07] Speaker B: I do not care. No, not really. It doesn't really affect me that much because I didn't. I don't think it's. I don't think it's a forever thing. [00:49:15] Speaker A: I do think that time heals all wounds. [00:49:17] Speaker B: Right. [00:49:18] Speaker A: Take that in a little bit. I also do. I did also say in the podcast, I don't think he's ever coming back on the podcast. Like, just from the vibe I got. I talked to him last night for about 20 minutes. First time I talked to him because he didn't answer my call a couple nights ago. So I was like, oh, maybe he is mad at me, but I think he's probably. He is probably mad at me too. I just don't think he says it to my face. I think that he talks about everybody behind our backs, just like I think you do too. So it is what it is. [00:49:47] Speaker B: I don't have to do. I don't have to do it. I don't have to do it behind. Behind no one's back. That's what I, that's what I clarify is talking shit. Talking shit is what you would say. Not in front of another person. [00:49:57] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:49:57] Speaker B: If you wouldn't say these things in front of another person. That is not talking now. If they don't happen to be in the room again, that's still not talking. It's like if you think somebody's an and I see them and I'm like, oh, what's up? I think you're an. Or if I told you, hey, I think X. And X is an. Yeah. [00:50:15] Speaker A: So that gives you free to call him an whenever you want. [00:50:18] Speaker B: Yeah. Well, yeah. Because you've already told them. That's what. Yeah. And you're standing on that. So. You know, I've talked to Justin multiple times. I've talked to them. We've. We've had conversations of, you know, things that have bothered me the most when it comes to my brother. Yep. Etc. Like that's, I mean, that's just like, that was just like a reoccurring thing like that I even had to put down. Dude, I told Al that I didn't want to do this podcast a couple of times just because of the. I can't, I can't sit directly right in, like right next to somebody where I know, like the intentions, like, aren't true and aren't pure and they are like half ass and they are kind of fake and they're shady. I don't like that. That's. That makes us. Especially when you're talking about family, bro. Like if you were talking about Joe Schmo or like your boy that like, I have no connection with. Right. Gung ho brother. But you, but you got my brother involved. So that's. It's a little different. And then, you know, the mother thing, I mean, like, that's. Again, that's taken care of. It is what it is. I, you know, I, I forgot about that. Yeah. [00:51:24] Speaker A: I just. Yes. You guys have been like a little bit of drama lately. I'd say as six months. [00:51:30] Speaker B: I don't, I Don't consider it drama because it really. There's not a lot that weighs on me about it. You know, I've had. I've. I'm still dealing with fucking the other day, the other shit that I dealt with. All right. I'm still. That is something that I'm still like getting through my, like my detachment process. That is what I struggle with still. I'm getting through me and Justin. Me and Justin will forever be cousins, though. I do. If. If this, if this right here is like, what is the nail in the coffin for Justin to not come back on this podcast? I think it's very soft. It's very off brand for him. But if he feels like that it's most needed for him to just kind of exclude himself out of a toxic environment, if he thinks like it just. He can't do it, then I respect him for that because I've done it multiple times where I've stepped away and everyone's. Everyone, everyone's good. Everyone's chilling. You're good, he's good. No, maybe, you know, maybe you're just not. Maybe you're just not comfortable. So, you know, do what you got to do. If ever you want to come back, seats here. [00:52:37] Speaker A: Not long. I put that on the thing too. Imagine if we blew up because Justin's such a mush. Imagine if something just happened where we like we blew up. Would we even let him back? [00:52:46] Speaker B: That would. No, that would be tough. That'd be tough. You'd have to make a real game. You know, you can. I mean, I would make him. [00:52:52] Speaker A: I honestly, obviously I would. Would probably just, you know, this is what I say when I win Powerball. I make you do stuff like that you don't want to do. [00:53:00] Speaker B: I always thought that Justin's. His best thing would. To be is to be. If we were here and I know he doesn't probably like to hear that at all. And if he was the guy off to the side that did. [00:53:11] Speaker A: I know this. This could be insulted now. [00:53:13] Speaker B: I don't think. [00:53:14] Speaker A: Now you're saying he's the off camera guy. [00:53:15] Speaker B: I don't think that that's insulting at all. It has nothing to do with looks or anything like that. I just think that person that always gets is the ping pong person. I think that person's like very important podcast. I think that's. I think that's a very important person like the J. Fine like that. That that person's important. I think those people are all. They all. [00:53:34] Speaker A: So Justin's better off being a Producer. He did say he wants to be a director. So that kind of would like, kind. [00:53:39] Speaker B: Of if that line. If that lines up at all, I. [00:53:42] Speaker A: Would consider that the director exactly. [00:53:43] Speaker B: Like cross referencing or like we're talking about things and getting corrected on them, or we're talking about something and they look up the stuff and then like, they feed it. Right. I feel like he'd be. He'd kill that. Like, that'd be. That'd be a dope position for him. But you can't say that to him because then he takes as an insult that like, oh, why am I not getting a microphone in front of me? When in reality those people have microphones in front of them. The camera's just. The camera's just not on them the whole time, you know, in the main shot. The whole time. That's my. [00:54:11] Speaker A: Actually, I think we should pitch that to him. I would love to see just his reaction to that. Like, I'd love to be like, hey, we think he should come back and be RJ Final. RJ Bone. [00:54:21] Speaker B: Just. They just gonna. His. His ego's like, way too big. Like, he thinks he's Tim Dillon. So I. You can't, you know, I mean, like, you want to. [00:54:32] Speaker A: Does he think he's gay? [00:54:34] Speaker B: I forgot that. I didn't even remember. [00:54:36] Speaker A: He's like, he's like the most. He's like the most straight gay guy. If I met my. [00:54:41] Speaker B: In your life, I would have never thought that. That. Yeah, no, but he's gonna. He would take it as an insult when in reality that's not an insult. That's just people play. You know, some people play wings, some people play center, some people play defense. It is what it is. [00:54:56] Speaker A: Did I ever say that? Probably like a couple months ago my gay friend was like, have you ever heard of Tim Dillon? I'm like, you've never heard Tim Dillon? I'm like, I thought all you homos knew who Tim Dylan was. Like, how don't you know who Tim Dillon is? [00:55:10] Speaker B: Me? [00:55:11] Speaker A: No, I'm talking about the gay friend. [00:55:12] Speaker B: Oh, I. I mean, I don't know. I don't know. [00:55:14] Speaker A: Gay Republican pretty much doesn't know who a gay Republican podcaster is. That to me is crazy. [00:55:21] Speaker B: That's life. That's nuts. I mean, you just don't know what's going on. [00:55:25] Speaker A: You're just in, like, different circles, I guess that. [00:55:28] Speaker B: Did you just. Yeah. I mean, you're just in two totally different realms. Like. [00:55:31] Speaker A: Yes. [00:55:31] Speaker B: Does he even like comedy? That's even like, I don't know. That guy seemed hilarious. That thing that I posted about, like, about, like the parents and all that. [00:55:41] Speaker A: Which one was that? [00:55:42] Speaker B: I reposted it and I was crying. Is that he was talking about. He was like, if I have mental problems and like, all my friends are like, oh, yeah, good work on that. He's like, if I ever told my father that I had mental problems, he would tell me to end quote. Shut the up. You and your mother have ruined my lives. This house is disgusting. Like, he went on this rant for like 60 seconds and I just started dying, laughing. I'm like, dude, that's so true. That's so true. I was talking to another person about, you know, X, Y, and Z. This person was talking to me about stuff that they were doing outside. I think our generation, my generation is like, from you. I, I think it's. I think it's trouble, bro. I really do. I think, like, this generation lacks so many things, man. Like, which. When you say this generation, I mean, like every. I feel like, from how old? [00:56:36] Speaker A: Talking about my son. [00:56:38] Speaker B: How oldie? [00:56:38] Speaker A: No, no, I am 37 years old. [00:56:41] Speaker B: Okay, so why don't we dial it to like 33 to like. [00:56:45] Speaker A: So Marco's age. [00:56:47] Speaker B: Sure, perfect. Marco's age, all the way down. Let's dial it to like 42. No, down. Let's dial it down to like 25. Sure. Let's just throw it there. 25 to 35. There's those people in that range right there. I think, like, we, we're dropping the ball on a lot of things. Social media has a huge problem to do with that. Communication. I just think how people communicate. I think understanding other people. I think a lot of people got like all that, like all razzle dazzled. I think they got it all fucked up. I think people have no idea what they. No idea what they want. And it's, it's, it's tough out here for a pimp. [00:57:32] Speaker A: It's hot out here. So. Okay, so I think you got to clarify because you're kind of talking in vague terms right now. 25 to. First of all, if you go in radio years, it's always 25 to 34. That's how they do the rating. So let's go 25 to 34. That age range. I usually count as the same. [00:57:47] Speaker B: Why do they do that? [00:57:48] Speaker A: I don't know. And then they go 35 to 40. Yeah. And then it's 50 plus. I'm pretty sure that's how it goes. Okay, 35 to 49. That might make sense. Okay, so 25 to 34. [00:57:57] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:57:58] Speaker A: You're saying that you got. Are you talking like in a relationship standpoint? [00:58:02] Speaker B: I'm taking. I'm saying kind of like in, in not only in relationship standpoints. I'm saying like, in general, like, socialization, like, it's all up. I think, like, a lot of stuff. I think a lot of stuff's like, perceived, perceived wrong. I think communication just lacks, like all over the place. [00:58:17] Speaker A: You guys think that you don't know how to communicate with each other, like, in like a face to face basis because you've been kind of grew up on the Internet. And is that what you're trying to. [00:58:24] Speaker B: Yeah, maybe that might be it. Or like, again, like another thing, like people projecting like certain, A certain feel on like the Internet opposed to like, you know, then they're in person. It might be just a little bit different like that. It might have been kind of like the evolution of like social media in its own, like, you know, what's. [00:58:41] Speaker A: So they're portraying one poor one person on the Internet. And then when you get them in person, you're like, wow, this person is nothing like how they are online. [00:58:48] Speaker B: It could be right? It could be one way or another. It could be like, wow, this person's actually, like, really cool. And like, nothing like I thought they would be because of, again, what I'm looking at and what I'm seeing or what I'm hearing opposed to, you know, meeting that person in person. Vice versa. Could be the complete opposite. Could be like, wow, this person is, you know, they got this going on, they got that going on. But then when you meet them, you're like, like, that's. That's not the vibe that I got. Yeah. And I just think that there's. I think that there's other factors, you. [00:59:16] Speaker A: Know, especially people that play characters. Are you just talking like. [00:59:19] Speaker B: No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm talking like, just real life. Just talking like real life. Not like, if not real, like, has to do anything with like, content creators, influences. None of that talking about just Jimmy's and Joe's Jills and Joe's Jills and Jacks and Jills. [00:59:31] Speaker A: Jackson Jills. [00:59:32] Speaker B: That's it. That's it. [00:59:33] Speaker A: I feel like Jackson Jills get hooked on pills. You know what I mean? So they get hooked on pills and that's what, What. Okay, Jackson Jills. [00:59:41] Speaker B: Yeah. So I think I. I just think that has. I think it just has a very, very heavy, like, weight in that, in that range. I think a lot of people don't Know what they want. I don't think a lot of people haven't figured out which is. Which is fine. [00:59:55] Speaker A: You're obviously including yourself. [00:59:57] Speaker B: Absolutely. [00:59:58] Speaker A: Okay. Yeah, we. This is you talking about yourself. [01:00:01] Speaker B: Yeah, I can definitely put. I can definitely put. I can definitely put myself in this conversation. Yeah, you could absolutely put. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We all. [01:00:09] Speaker A: Basically a whole clan. [01:00:11] Speaker B: We all fit the realm. Yeah, we all. We all. We all fit the realm. You know, Skylar just made the cut. Marco just. Marco just made the cut. And I'm in the middle once again. Yeah, man. I mean, it is what it is. I don't know if it'll ever change. I think it makes. I think it makes things in life that are supposed to be easier, harder. [01:00:32] Speaker A: I don't know. I think that this is. I think that this is. That's what I'm gonna say. I don't think any generation has it figured out. [01:00:40] Speaker B: No, we thought. We talked about that. [01:00:42] Speaker A: Everyone thinks that. They do have a figure, though. But I think that your generation might be more ap. Admit it. Maybe that they don't have it figured out. [01:00:51] Speaker B: Right. Well, would you say that they're more apt to say that they don't or, like, more to say that they want to portray that they think they do and then that they actually don't. Like, they actually don't know what they're doing. They don't actually know, like, what they want to do and, you know, where they're going. [01:01:08] Speaker A: Yeah. I'm onto the thing that there are very few people on this earth that know what they want to do, are happy with what they're doing. [01:01:15] Speaker B: That's another. That's another huge, huge. [01:01:18] Speaker A: I just think it's so small in the world. Like. Yeah, yeah. I want to be sling imposter left and right. No. Do I want to become a. Is that what I thought? Like, is that honestly what. What. You know? No. [01:01:30] Speaker B: Right. Like, if you would say, I want. [01:01:31] Speaker A: To go, you know, take over the hole and tie a pasture up and down the east coast to the country. No, I don't want to do that. Is that gonna happen? Probably not. Let's be honest. I want to retire early. That's. That's my only model. I just want to play golf. I'd like to be 43 to 45. [01:01:51] Speaker B: Wow. [01:01:52] Speaker A: That would be my. [01:01:53] Speaker B: That's a 10. [01:01:54] Speaker A: That's a. That's a really crazy goal, though. It's, like, too. It's too hot. [01:01:57] Speaker B: That's. [01:01:57] Speaker A: We need that powerball to kick in. [01:01:58] Speaker B: At least. At least you. You know, but at least you kind of. You definitely can sit in the pocket and be content with that. You know what I mean? Like, you know, like, hey, this is what I would love to do, but is this realistic? [01:02:11] Speaker A: So my motto is, I always say this. I'm going to be working till I die. I'm never going to retire, and I'm going to just golf less and less. Okay? That's how I feel. I've been out golfing twice this entire year. It's already. It's getting embarrassing. [01:02:22] Speaker B: I've golfed six times. Seven times maybe. [01:02:24] Speaker A: And one was a nine hole. Nine holes are a blue ball. Yeah, she's not letting you finish. [01:02:30] Speaker B: Marco has to golf today. [01:02:32] Speaker A: He asked me yesterday, too. [01:02:33] Speaker B: Well, he asked me. Yes. Oh, yes, you. Yesterday to golf. He asked me yesterday to golf and today to golf. And I said, we had this. We had this podcast. [01:02:40] Speaker A: Oh, I wish. I wish you told me that, because I would have hit him up and been like, hey, I can golf right now. Oh, like, we should have just went golfing and said this podcast. [01:02:48] Speaker B: We should have went golfing. [01:02:49] Speaker A: Can we do it? Can we do a golfing podcast? We were out golfing. How can we do that audioly and, like, make that good. Like, would we walk? [01:02:57] Speaker B: No, I think we just got to set up a cart. I mean, like, Bob. Bob does it, right? Like, Bob does sports. Like, dates. [01:03:03] Speaker A: Then we just walk. [01:03:04] Speaker B: We get them. We get a mount. [01:03:07] Speaker A: No, I get that, but how do you do it where you, like outside of the car? Do you go lapel mic mics? [01:03:13] Speaker B: You got to go with the, like. Yeah, we gotta get mic'd up. [01:03:16] Speaker A: And then how do you do? We can get the ray fit, the Ray Ban glasses. And that's three video forces, though. Three video feeds. You gotta feed three through. [01:03:27] Speaker B: It's. It's definitely a handful. Those are the type of things where it's like, that kid came out with us and, like, did those golfing videos twice and we never seen them. And they were actually pretty fun. [01:03:36] Speaker A: Yeah. And great kid broke a seven iron on a tree. Like, how's that video not out, like, legitimately? [01:03:44] Speaker B: If I'm Marco, I'm pissed. I'm like, bro, you gotta. You. You should have got that clip. [01:03:48] Speaker A: I swear to God, if he got that clip and made it like an 8 second clip, that would be his highest video. Yeah, might have ever. [01:03:55] Speaker B: It might be. It might just project. [01:03:57] Speaker A: Because it doesn't. No one even gives a fuck about. You don't have to give a fuck about Marco, but just a dude like snapping his seven. [01:04:03] Speaker B: Yeah. No one cares about the 40 foot chip, dudes. I care about people that freak out. [01:04:07] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:04:08] Speaker B: Like that's way more. People are going to way more resonate with that. [01:04:13] Speaker A: Yes. [01:04:13] Speaker B: Have you breaking a club over a fucking tree branch? [01:04:17] Speaker A: Here's what I'll say. I say there's like a, there's a. If you're like exceptionally good, you're a professional athlete, like a professional golfer, like a scratch golfer. People like to see good golf, but then they want to see terrible golf in between. [01:04:30] Speaker B: You know what I'm saying? [01:04:31] Speaker A: So you're either going to watch the top of the top or the low of the low because you want to either want to be like, wow, I. That's unbelievable that someone could do something. You're amazed by it. [01:04:37] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:04:38] Speaker A: And then you're also like, this kid's. [01:04:39] Speaker B: A piece of like, like just think about how much, how much people like laughed and like how loud the roars were when like roar legitimately was just choking like three foot putts. And like, like more than, more than likely. All those people in the crowd. [01:04:54] Speaker A: I wanted him to lose so bad. [01:04:55] Speaker B: All those people in the crowd are golfers, obviously. Right. And they've been in that. They've been on their, their course back at their hometown, you know, maybe in like a charity tournament or something. And they maybe missed a three foot putt or maybe they banged like a five foot putt. They're like, Rory missed the three footer. You got to be kidding me. [01:05:14] Speaker A: He's a professional. Yeah, it's. It's tough, dude. [01:05:16] Speaker B: It's tough. But people like to see. I, I will agree with you. I think the same thing. See the cottage, people like to see. Some people like to see the world just burn. [01:05:26] Speaker A: Yeah. So I think that Marco breaking his club is the one of the, is one of the like biggest loss videos we've ever. [01:05:35] Speaker B: Oh, it's, it's absolutely Lost podcast anyway. It's absolutely a lost account. What a shame. Because that is that you can't. You don't know if you're ever gonna get that again, you know. [01:05:46] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:05:46] Speaker B: So. [01:05:46] Speaker A: No, it's true. [01:05:49] Speaker B: Moving on. Why don't. While we're on this. Because this is. I meant to ask you this last week. What. So then since we just kind of talked about a little, little bit of life, a little bit of development. So you know what I just said to you? Do you, do you think that's, do you think that that's like a fair statement that like, I think that age group is like A little bit like, you know, in a, in a delusion, you know, a little bit confused. It's definitely like there's like something, there's some ties that don't tie together. I, I think as far as like a social. As far as like a social interacting wise. [01:06:22] Speaker A: Okay, so here's what I'll say. I don't think anyone has their life together. No one knows what the they want to do. That I can already say that. [01:06:28] Speaker B: Absolutely. [01:06:29] Speaker A: I do think that the generation nowadays, even I, I honestly feel myself slip into it sometimes. Like, you know, put in. Instead of calling a restaurant, put it in. You put it in on an app instead of like. So like, there's certain things where like communication is lost in a way where like, okay, I can send this email. It's easier. I don't gotta talk to this zero on the phone. [01:06:50] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:06:50] Speaker A: I mean, so even in businesses of like, I got some emails now that like, can we hop on a call? So this guy's obviously an older guy, right? Can we hop on a call? When someone asks you to hop on a call, that means that they're fucking old, right? Fine, we could talk. That's fine. But these like, like, you find yourself in these little situations where like you just send the text or you know what I mean? [01:07:07] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:07:08] Speaker A: Where like you can't communicate with people. Like, and we send it back like in another ways. Like we send back like voice memos. Like people. Yeah, now we're all sending voice memos, right? [01:07:16] Speaker B: Yeah, we just hop on the call. [01:07:17] Speaker A: And we could have those 10 voice memos in less time. [01:07:21] Speaker B: I've always. Yep, yep, I agree with you. [01:07:23] Speaker A: So my question, are those people like deleting their voice memos and re recording their voice memos, deleting their voicemails and re recording their voice memos until they come out perfect? Like, are they like that? Like crazy? Is that why they sent invoice memos? [01:07:34] Speaker B: Isn't that nuts? Instead of just hopping on a phone call and just talking to somebody. [01:07:38] Speaker A: Yeah, I'm. Listen, I'll be honest, I don't love talking on the phone. I could talk on the phone for three hours, but I don't love talking on the phone. No one loves talking on the phone. While certain people do. [01:07:48] Speaker B: Certain people. Certain people definitely do. That's not the point of like being on the phone for a duration of time. [01:07:54] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:07:54] Speaker B: It's using that as like a direct because it's the same thing. Like with texting and all that going back and forth, you can get lost so much so much can get lost. And you can also have a 30 minute text conversation you could have in five minutes over the. [01:08:13] Speaker A: Yeah, well, I. I got a buddy that I talk on the phone with for like probably two hours a day. [01:08:18] Speaker B: That's. That's cool. [01:08:19] Speaker A: Like, it's like 30 minutes here, 30 minutes here, 30 minutes here,. 30 minutes here. It's like insane. Like, this guy loves talking about. Obviously he's like 10 years older. [01:08:27] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:08:28] Speaker A: So it's like, it's like he just loves talking on the phone. But if we were like texting, it would be like forever. It'd be like. [01:08:35] Speaker B: It'd be all day. [01:08:35] Speaker A: It'd be all day. [01:08:36] Speaker B: It'd be all day into the night. [01:08:37] Speaker A: The point is, is that. Yeah, I do think that communication's lost with the, with the younger generation. That's clear. [01:08:43] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:08:43] Speaker A: If you were to ask someone like Joe from Glossy, he's like, you guys are all homos is what he likes to say. He likes to call people homos. And the F. The hot F word. He loves to call people that. And he's just like these generations soft. You got game and chairs. You know, you talk on party mode on whatever. Call of Duty. [01:09:01] Speaker B: Oh, video. Video games. [01:09:03] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:09:04] Speaker B: Dude, that's another thing that's just. I don't know, it's just a different. It's just a different beast, you know? Listen, I don't know if like I gotta, I gotta get. I gotta take some woman into a classroom and I gotta, I gotta sit you down. Like I gotta teach you some game on. No pun intended. Dudes, dudes, that game. All. All it is, all it is is it's a hobby. You know, it depends on. Okay, depends on the certain. Depends on the certain amount of time that, you know, this person is putting towards it. As long as it's not affecting like outside things of their life. You know, they're not calling out of work to play and all that. It's just the boys just, you know, it's just socialization. The boys all it is, it's a social exercise. You know, if my best friend that lives in Florida, if he happens to be like around and like is, hey, anybody on Xbox? And like, I'm off and I can get on. Like, yeah, I'm a hop on. That's. It's just like us hanging out. That's all it is. You know what I mean? I don't think that, you know, it should looked at as being like childish and I don't think it should looked at as being like a wasted of waste of time. I don't think that's true at all. You know, like, say if you have a book club or, you know, you have other clubs that you go to, you know, you have a girls night or whatever, it might be. Like, it's just. For me, it's more of like, it's like a getaway. It's an escape. I'm going through all the same stuff. Like, I'm talking, my friends, we're just chopping it up. And like, you just, you're just playing something that you always knew that you did. Like as a kid growing up. I don't see like the biggest issue in the world on it. Like, I think that's very misunderstood as well. That's just something that this generation of that, that frame of people, you know, they grew like we grew up on. And some people still do it, some people don't do it. I don't think you're. You're less of a person if. If you do. Or less of a person or more of a person if you don't. You know what I mean? Like, oh, I don't play video games anymore. Like, like, okay, Hank, like that's, that's you, You. You lost a love for it. And that's not something you like to do. [01:11:12] Speaker A: Am I, Hank? [01:11:13] Speaker B: Yeah, like, that's, that's something I like to do. That's. I don't know how much longer I will do it. [01:11:18] Speaker A: But you probably do it forever. [01:11:20] Speaker B: I don't. [01:11:21] Speaker A: That's what I will say. I simply say the younger generation, like your generation, that perfect 25 to 34. [01:11:26] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:11:27] Speaker A: I don't think they'll ever give it up. [01:11:29] Speaker B: Well, like, think about it. I have a kid, say somewhere down the road, you know, just like fucking bones. Like, if he, if, if my wife's out at work and the baby's sleeping. [01:11:39] Speaker A: Why can't you play? [01:11:40] Speaker B: Why is it so. Exactly. [01:11:42] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:11:42] Speaker B: Instead of watching. Instead of, instead of watching a movie for two hours. Yeah, if I game for two hours. [01:11:48] Speaker A: Watch porn for two hours too. [01:11:49] Speaker B: You could watch porn for two hours. That's way too long. But that's neither here depraved. And what's the difference? [01:11:57] Speaker A: There isn't. [01:11:58] Speaker B: Now, if dinner was supposed to be ready, if someone was expecting dinner to be ready on the table, right. And they come through the door and you're sitting there like that is now where it becomes a problem. [01:12:10] Speaker A: Yeah, I think that's with anything, any hobby. [01:12:13] Speaker B: Again, that's with any hobby. [01:12:15] Speaker A: If you kid's birthday and you're out golf and you come home Hammond, you know, that becomes a problem. [01:12:20] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, it's the same. It's the same. You're exactly right, exactly. It doesn't have to just be video games. Exact. Could be golf, could be guys doing. Playing dots, bowling, whatever, what have you. It. Once it starts to affect something that means a little bit more, then it becomes a problem until further notice. How's that a issue? How is that a wait? How's that valuable time wasted? It's like, what else do you want me to do at 9:30 at night on a Monday? What do you want me to do? You know what I mean? [01:12:48] Speaker A: I know. I guess I don't. [01:12:49] Speaker B: I don't know. I don't know. I just. [01:12:50] Speaker A: From Joe from Gloss is probably watching Bravo TV with his wife. [01:12:54] Speaker B: I would rather not. I would rather not do that, Al. Yeah, I would rather not do that. Football season, I'm probably on the game a little bit less Sundays. I'm watching football. I'm watching football. I'm watching football. I'm not the only man, you know, we're not the only men that do that. [01:13:09] Speaker A: You know, speaking of video games, actually. Yeah, yeah, hold on. [01:13:16] Speaker B: I'll chop it up by myself for a second. I wanted to talk. So when he comes back, when, when he comes back, I'm gonna ask him what the best advice he could, best life advice he could give is. Now I'm on the mic solo. First time ever doing a solo and it's right now and it's over. Thank God. Because I didn't have much at all. I had a little bit, but not a lot. I hadn't that. [01:13:51] Speaker A: That my wife was just stuck. The cat. The cat, like, must have her paw got stuck in her pajamas, but she couldn't get it out of like the claw. [01:14:02] Speaker B: Oh. [01:14:03] Speaker A: So that's all it was. I thought it was something great. That sounded like. That sounded like something was the way she said that. I thought like. [01:14:09] Speaker B: And Chrissy, I thought like, so our. [01:14:12] Speaker A: Dog has seizures and I thought the dog was having like a bad seizure or something. So, yeah, I gotta retard a dog that has seizures. But what were we talking about? Oh, oh. You know what I was gonna say right before she said that is, I was gonna say I actually watched your brother twitch. Was doing the Twitch thing. The twitcher. Yeah, with GoldenEye. And it got me back to be like, oh, dude, I could go for a golden eye session. [01:14:33] Speaker B: Like N64 golden, you know, I mean, like. [01:14:35] Speaker A: Yeah, that's. That's like peak Entertainment. [01:14:38] Speaker B: Yeah, that's. [01:14:38] Speaker A: That's graphics. Terrible. [01:14:40] Speaker B: So bad. It's crazy. But that's what makes. [01:14:42] Speaker A: Pretty bad at it. [01:14:43] Speaker B: But that's what makes it good. Yeah, that's what makes it good, dude. That's what makes it fun. Yeah, I just think I. Again, there's a lot of stuff. There's a lot of stuff that I think is just like. Just missing you. Just misunderstanding. [01:14:57] Speaker A: So I. So I do think in another way is like that 25 to 34, like, people that are older think that you guys aren't grown because of stuff like that. Like, you're playing video games. [01:15:06] Speaker B: Yeah, I don't think that. [01:15:07] Speaker A: I think that if you were to. If you were to call the. We're gonna call him. He's like our Budsman for the old people. Because he's like 60 years old, 55 or something. [01:15:14] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:15:14] Speaker A: From Gloucester. I think that you get a good view of, like, what, like your parents think of you if you talk to Joe. Like, Joe is like a perfect parent view that. He's like, listen, you're. You know, they see that game and chair, they're gonna dry up like a sponge. A girl. [01:15:30] Speaker B: Yeah. I mean, like, I don't. I don't know. Like, in my eyes too. Like, I've. You know, you've. You've talked to, you know, you have multiple friends guy. Like, I just think from. From a standpoint as well as like an individual. Like, it doesn't make them any sort of a different type of person just because they. Just because they game. Yeah. [01:15:50] Speaker A: First of all, Joe find a new slant. Nico slays puss. Okay. You should see him in Wickergraph. You should see how he fucking lights a lighter. It is a pure vibe that. I did record a video of you. Of you lighting a lighter, and I was like, wow, this was the most important lighter light I've ever seen in my life. Let me see if I can find it. [01:16:08] Speaker B: Okay. I like to have fun. [01:16:10] Speaker A: You were jacked up. He was in his story and he was just like. Like, it was like, let there be fire with the light. [01:16:17] Speaker B: I. I try and get it going. I try to get a little time. [01:16:19] Speaker A: To it real quick. [01:16:20] Speaker B: Like. [01:16:22] Speaker A: Yeah, it looks like it went, like, perfectly on B2. There's probably bad Bunny in the background. [01:16:26] Speaker B: Probably. It does all the better. Dude. What? Where's this video? You know, somewhere. [01:16:30] Speaker A: Dude, I didn't send it to you. [01:16:33] Speaker B: Maybe you might have. I don't. I don't think so, though. Yeah. [01:16:40] Speaker A: Oh, here it is. [01:16:46] Speaker B: That's awesome. [01:16:47] Speaker A: It's like, this is the only way. [01:16:48] Speaker B: I want to do it. That's awesome. Just, like, I didn't even do it. It's kind of cringy to watch that. But, like, that's not even usually how it is. But I A little sh. [01:17:01] Speaker A: Roll. [01:17:01] Speaker B: And then I just. Out of nowhere, I was like, yeah, that's not usually how that goes. That's so. That's so funny. You caught that. You caught that. We got to use that, bro. Like, how it feels to be Friday. Or, like, you know, use that. [01:17:14] Speaker A: How about. [01:17:14] Speaker B: How about after the Celtics wouldn't be, like, how it feels to move on to the next. [01:17:18] Speaker A: How about Nico, lighten the flames on Justin's body? That you want to do that? [01:17:24] Speaker B: Yeah, you can do whatever, bro. [01:17:26] Speaker A: We'll make some memes about him. The way he lights a light a day. Dude, I honestly feel like I don't want to light a lighter any other way than that. Roll the shoulders, and you're looking away. I think it's the look away. You look away. [01:17:37] Speaker B: You're like, dude, where did you get that video? That is so wicked. [01:17:42] Speaker A: Crafts story. I legitimately was dying laughing. But the guess what? It played for the girls. This is what Joe from Glossa doesn't get. Like, this played for the girls. The girls were jacked up for it. Can we see? Can we see it? [01:17:55] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, you can see it. I mean, you can't hear the audio, but okay. Hey, man, he keeps that thing on him. We. I always had that thing on me. Yeah. When you come to Wicked crab, don't come close to me because I have that torch near me. I will burn your face off. I got yelled at because I pointed it at my other colleague, and I shot it, like, probably, like, six inches away from his face and then shot out. It was pretty close. [01:18:19] Speaker A: But my thing is, like. Like, isn't that what you're supposed to do with those things? [01:18:21] Speaker B: Steve was like, don't do that again. I was like, all right, my bad, My bad. [01:18:25] Speaker A: Probably don't give him a gun. Don't give him a gun if you don't want someone to get shot. So that from. Don't give me the gun. Don't give me the gun if you don't want someone to get shot. I think it'd be cool. [01:18:33] Speaker B: Sounds like. Yeah, it sounds. Be cool. Or another guy's line. So as we wrap that up, Al. [01:18:38] Speaker A: What is April 6th, by the way? I recorded that. So that was a while ago. I kept that in the back pocket. I totally forgot six. [01:18:44] Speaker B: So the beginning of the month. [01:18:45] Speaker A: Three weeks. Three weeks ago. [01:18:48] Speaker B: What's the best life advice you could give to somebody? [01:18:51] Speaker A: Wow. Again, life advice. It's the easiest thing in the world. Okay. And I think maybe Justin needs to take this. This is. And this is. Me and Justin have a great relationship. It was clear on the phone that I'm basically the only person he has in the world is me. Did he say that? No, not at all. But don't take yourself too serious. That's the best life advice. Like, don't take yourself too serious. Just in general, I think that's the best life advice in the world, and it applies to every single situation. Don't get offended by don't, you know, once you get your ego involved and it's not just adjusting. So don't. Don't be Justin. Don't take this. [01:19:31] Speaker B: No, I'm not asking the question. I didn't. Not even close. [01:19:33] Speaker A: I'm just saying in general, like, don't take yourself too serious. It works in every single situation. Make fun of yourself. That's it. Don't take yourself too serious. [01:19:43] Speaker B: That's great. [01:19:43] Speaker A: If you don't take yourself too serious, you have more fun in more situations. [01:19:46] Speaker B: You're 100, right, dude. You're 100, right? I love that. That. That's it. That's probably one of the. That's probably. Just keep it clean, keep it simple, right? And keep it simple. That's it. Not taking life too seriously. I'm somebody that definitely believes in that. I feel like my life is one big circus act, but at the same time, I don't try. And you know, there's stuff that I put a lot of more. I put a lot more weight on, you know, I put a lot of pressure on myself, like, to, like I said to like, get. You know, we've had conversations, me and you, like for me to wrap it up and get it all figured out. And you've told me, like, dude, like, slow your roll. Like, slow down. You. There's no way you're going to be able to, you know, do this in a certain amount of time if you're thinking like this or just sit back, stay calm. Just always trying. You always try and move up. I would say, like, to piggyback off of that. In life, you always want to try in some way shape or to just be like, progressing. You don't want to, you know, plateaus happen, but you never want to try and go backwards. We ain't trying to go backwards. We're trying to go forward. [01:20:46] Speaker A: We said this to Our kids baseball team last night. Every day you get better. [01:20:50] Speaker B: That's it. [01:20:50] Speaker A: That's it. [01:20:51] Speaker B: That's it. And that's, that's been my mentality since the, you know, for, for a minute now. [01:20:58] Speaker A: Do you think people come to this podcast for life advice? [01:21:01] Speaker B: No, but, you know, it's not bad to talk about that shit sometimes. We don't really have an identity as a podcast, nor are we like a motivational mindset lifestyle podcast, but, you know, it's cool to talk about stuff like that. [01:21:13] Speaker A: I think we're an anti lifestyle podcast. Like just do the exact opposite of us. [01:21:16] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah, like that. You listen, you want a nice relationship? I'll tell you exactly how not to have one. Okay. All right. If you wanna, if you want to. [01:21:26] Speaker A: Think, though, if you did put the sheets, if you put the sheets back into the thing, everything would have been different. You would probably still be banging the. Banging the bottom. [01:21:36] Speaker B: You want to talk about taking life a little bit too seriously? Like, obviously that took a little bit too seriously, but, you know, there's some things that, you know, I hung up on that were definitely taken too seriously. That's not even. That's. You find out real quick that you want. You aren't the only person that, you know, has certain problems or has certain issues that I'm not like, you know, I'm not like Christopher Columbus. I didn't just come across some new newly found problem. You know, other people have also had it and dealt with this. And so, you know, you live and you learn. As long as you learn, right? That's great. That's dope. So live and you learn. All right, moving on from lifestyle and life advice, this stupid scenario. And because it's my favorite animal, I'm just gonna get out there ahead of it. I don't care who you are. You need the Avengers. Just not the Avengers. That's a little bit too much. But definitely more than 100 humans to take out a gorilla. I don't see that at all. [01:22:38] Speaker A: True. [01:22:39] Speaker B: No. So we're getting 100 humans that I'm gonna guess are like zombies, right? Because. [01:22:45] Speaker A: Whoa, hold on. Let's lay out this scenario and then I'll start talking. [01:22:50] Speaker B: 100 humans versus one gorilla. [01:22:53] Speaker A: And do we get weapons or is it just. [01:22:55] Speaker B: No. [01:22:56] Speaker A: Yes. A hundred humans. Dude, are you serious? [01:23:03] Speaker B: Yeah, I'm serious. [01:23:05] Speaker A: You think it wouldn't take 100? [01:23:06] Speaker B: So I just want to know, do these people have the mindset of, like, Nazis on? Like, do they have, like, Call of Duty? Like, I can. [01:23:12] Speaker A: I think That I just can't tea that. There's been a human that's beat a gorilla already. One human that's beat a gorilla without a weapon. Without a weapon. [01:23:24] Speaker B: Let me see him. Let me see him. Let me see the tape. Let me see the tape. Tape. Listen, we're gonna get into the draft after Gorilla Briefly after this. [01:23:36] Speaker A: Hold on. Gorilla strength. Let's get up. Gorilla strength. [01:23:38] Speaker B: It doesn't matter. Gorilla strength, dude. [01:23:40] Speaker A: All right. Okay. They're four to ten times stronger than humans. In twice the size of females, they can lift up to 10 times their body weight. [01:23:46] Speaker B: Oh, that's 10. 10. [01:23:49] Speaker A: They could deadlift 1700 pounds. That's. I mean, there's some. Probably some guys who can deadlift a thousand, right? Hold on. What's the. What's the human deadlift record? All right, I'm way off. Seven, eight, hundred. [01:24:06] Speaker B: Wait a minute, wait a minute. I actually. I actually. I have to go to Levy on Bell's list because it's my eleven hundred pounds. [01:24:13] Speaker A: Eleven hundred pounds. [01:24:14] Speaker B: I have to go to Livy on Bell's list because it's the funniest list in the world. Because I thought in my mind, like, how high would you be? How high would you be to write this list down in this order? Le'Veon Bell, Pittsburgh Running back. Fantastic. Now rapper. All right, I'm just gonna read off. I'm just gonna read off this list. Read the title of it in order. 99 people who I think could help me beat the fuck out of a gorilla. Jon Jones, Francis Ngannou. [01:24:44] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:24:45] Speaker B: DK Metcalf. [01:24:46] Speaker A: Like, wait a minute. [01:24:48] Speaker B: That's what I'm talking about. I know you were fucked up. DK Metcalf's not helping you fucking take on this girl. The better part is he went. He goes, DK Metcalf, then boxing legend Tyson Fury, the Rock, which I don't think also is going to help you either. Shawn Michaels. That's stone cold Chris Brown. Chris. [01:25:11] Speaker A: Chris Brown. Well, Chris Brown beat the shit out of a woman. So is it a female gorilla? If it's a female gorilla, maybe. Maybe Chris Brown could help in that situation. [01:25:18] Speaker B: Clarissa Shields, I'm pretty sure she's that nasty boxer as well. [01:25:22] Speaker A: Oh, that's not. Clarissa explains at all. [01:25:24] Speaker B: Will Smith, George Pickens. [01:25:26] Speaker A: All right, so he's picking people that just slap people so Will Smith could slap him. Okay. [01:25:30] Speaker B: George Pick is Draymond Green. [01:25:33] Speaker A: They kick him in the nuts. [01:25:35] Speaker B: Ray. Ray Rice. [01:25:36] Speaker A: Gorillas have nuts that hang. [01:25:37] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:25:38] Speaker A: I'd take Draymond for that, probably. It's a stunt, right? [01:25:40] Speaker B: Ray Rice. [01:25:41] Speaker A: Ray Rice. Because he beat the piss out of his wife again. Is it a woman? If it's a woman, I'll take Ray. [01:25:45] Speaker B: Rice and Chris Brown, Floyd Mayweather. [01:25:48] Speaker A: He said he hits women, too. No, he's all defense. He ain't got enough offense. He's too small. [01:25:53] Speaker B: Ronda, Rosie. No, she, she, she. Holly Holm. I. [01:25:57] Speaker A: Honestly, I'm gonna say something that might sound crazy. Nico could beat up Ronda Rousey. [01:26:01] Speaker B: Okay. I don't think I could. That's one thing that I will. I don't know. I don't think so. [01:26:06] Speaker A: Do you think you could beat up Justin? Because we did go over that early on the podcast. You might not have been here. I took you in a sanctioned boat. I said, I don't know what would happen in an unsanctioned boat, because anything could happen. [01:26:17] Speaker B: Yeah, anything could happen. At 17 years old, I took Justin out in 30 seconds with an ankle lock. [01:26:23] Speaker A: I did go over that, and I said, that's probably why his hip still hurts. [01:26:27] Speaker B: So now, you know. [01:26:31] Speaker A: I think you could choke him out. [01:26:33] Speaker B: I. That's all I would do. I mean, he can't wrestle me. There's. There's nothing to that. I have way more strength than him. [01:26:40] Speaker A: So his body's in shambles. I told. I said, yeah, he's just hit you with something. [01:26:44] Speaker B: Yeah, you need. Yeah, yeah, you need to hit me with something, and you gotta hope that it puts me down because I have, like, kind of, like a retarded head. I get hit, like I've been gone. Hit really hard with things, and I just kind of, like, rattles me, and I still, like, get mad, which is, like, weird, but, like, I got hit in the head with a fucking full torque baseball bat swing. Just think about that blatantly. Right in the side of the head. Didn't hit. Didn't crack my head open. Nothing. Now did my ears ring for like, 17 minutes after? Yeah, for sure. But I stood on my two feet. [01:27:17] Speaker A: It makes a ton of sense. [01:27:18] Speaker B: Yeah, that happened. I'm. I'm straight. Yeah, you need it. Yeah. Justin would need a. Need a weapon. That's all I'll say. The nine, the 1990 Pistons. Jake Paul, Tom Cruise, Jackie Chan, Keanu Reeves, Slow Lynch, Slow Lynch, 2050, Michael B. Jordan, Jet Lee, Triple H, Wesley Snipes, Conor McGregor. [01:27:44] Speaker A: Okay, so here's what I'll say about the. I think the Rock's a good. You say it's not a good pickup. I think outright strength to hold the gorilla is a Good idea to try to rustle it and then you need some strikers. But I think you could stun a gorilla really easily. If I came up jumped up, elbow the gorilla right in the head. It's never been hit like that in its life, dude. Like that. Like that Joe Rogan, Cliff. You ever see that Joe Rogan? I go, wow. Like that on the gorilla's head, dude. [01:28:18] Speaker B: I think so, bro. I. I don't know. No, I think you just read those measurables of a goril. [01:28:28] Speaker A: I'd rather take fucking. I'd rather take fucking six fucking Revere dudes and me against this gorilla. I'll take my fucking basketball team versus fucking gorilla. We'll be fine. We some dick boys. We got some dick boys on this team. I'll take my basketball. [01:28:41] Speaker B: You have to have the mentality of like a zombie. Because let me tell you something. Once you see fucking Merc get merked. [01:28:48] Speaker A: Well, I think we throw Merc in there. They're gonna probably try to eat Merc. So we throw. We roll Merc in. And if Merc lives, he lives. But otherwise we just roll Mark into them. Him, that's a big boy. He's gonna. Listen, Merck ain't easy to throw. I don't care how strong you are. Mark's a big boy. [01:29:01] Speaker B: No, he would. I. I would have a problem with him in an Oklahoma drill. [01:29:04] Speaker A: He's gonna be like 75. [01:29:05] Speaker B: That's a lot of mass. Yeah, it's a lot of Just throw. [01:29:08] Speaker A: We roll Merck down there. [01:29:09] Speaker B: Why is it mercadit? Like, Merc should be merciful. [01:29:12] Speaker A: I think he was a center. [01:29:13] Speaker B: If Merc was. Yeah, no kidding. If merc was like 6ft tall, 5 11, and like very much more athletic, I could have definitely seen him playing nose tackle. [01:29:22] Speaker A: Yeah, just like over the ball. [01:29:23] Speaker B: I've seen these guys get drafted. I'm like, oh, my God, bro. Mark's got like. Just like that. But Mark could take up two gaps. Yeah, he could double gap, which is unreal. Just. [01:29:33] Speaker A: That's like Vince Wilfork. [01:29:36] Speaker B: Yep. [01:29:36] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:29:37] Speaker B: Yep, yep. All right. So you think you could take on the Gorillas? I think I didn't hear anything at all. [01:29:44] Speaker A: But I do think 100 guys, I'll take our odds all day long. [01:29:47] Speaker B: I don't think at all. I think once you see somebody die, you are all going to get scared. [01:29:52] Speaker A: I will agree. But you, you know, going in that if you don't win this, then why. [01:29:56] Speaker B: Don'T we just get you die shittiest prisoners and just to throw like the. Anyone. [01:30:00] Speaker A: That's what you need. You need dogs that have been in right before. I would rather that than honestly the Rock. I'd rather give me. Give me 100 inmates, dude. [01:30:08] Speaker B: Well, yeah, I don't want anyone of like actual value, you know, like, the Rock's pretty cool. He makes some pretty good movies. [01:30:15] Speaker A: Obviously we're not picking Justin in this thing. Justin's hips don't lie. Like, he'd be dead in two seconds. [01:30:20] Speaker B: I would be dead in three seconds. [01:30:22] Speaker A: I don't know. [01:30:23] Speaker B: I wouldn't last. You need? Yeah, I do. [01:30:26] Speaker A: I guarantee there's been at least one person that's fought a gorilla. I'm going to look this up. [01:30:30] Speaker B: That. That's just a wild. That's just ridiculous. That is ridiculous because my thing about. [01:30:36] Speaker A: It is like a gorilla doesn't always in a fight right away. So I bet you there's been a. [01:30:40] Speaker B: Once the gorilla smells something's up, bro. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. And you think you elbow in a gorilla. You think a gorilla is going to feel that, dude. You think a gorilla is going to feel that? You know, hard people break. We break hands hitting people in the head like. [01:30:59] Speaker A: But I don't even think they kill humans. That's the best part. [01:31:02] Speaker B: I mean. [01:31:03] Speaker A: Oh, look at this. There isn't any record of a wild gorilla ever killing a human being. They're the most peaceful animals in the jungle. [01:31:09] Speaker B: They're not. No, they don't like. No, they don't like. They won't go after humans unless they feel just like anything else if they feel like they're threatened. Have you ever seen those fucking crazy ass fucking. First of all, I don't. I would love to do it, but not love to do it. Those crazy ass trips up until. [01:31:29] Speaker A: How many humans does it take to beat a gorilla though? There is no reason why home humans should be the gorilla. It would take about four to 12 strong men to beat one gorilla. And I believe that that makes sense because you think about coming from all sides movies. See, here's the problem. Movie fight scenes are very extremely unrealistic because it's all one on one on one. Like Jet Li, you know, it's one on one on one on one on one on one on one. It's not like, okay, there's eight people coming at you at once. You know what I'm saying? [01:32:00] Speaker B: So unless you watch the most, then. [01:32:02] Speaker A: You'Re swarming and then that's. It's a different story and it's very, very hard if you don't have space to fight. That's why. That's why boxes clinch. You clinch when you don't want punches being thrown. [01:32:13] Speaker B: Oh, you gotta close the space. Yeah, close the space, right? [01:32:16] Speaker A: So that's what you do when you have eight guys wrap this gorilla up, and then you have 92 people raining fury on this girl, choking them out. This gorilla doesn't stand a chance versus, I would say, six people. [01:32:31] Speaker B: I just feel like the gorilla would just. [01:32:34] Speaker A: The only thing is, like, one guy is getting dogged by this group. [01:32:38] Speaker B: Multiple people. [01:32:38] Speaker A: Again, dogs. So you gotta get, like. [01:32:40] Speaker B: If there's 100 people, if there's a people taking them out, 10. 10 people are dying. At least. [01:32:44] Speaker A: I. This is what I would do. It's very simple. I go to, like, the person that I think is the dumbest person in this hundred people, and I say, dude, this gorilla stands no chance for us. You go in there, one punch, knock him out, and just, like, gas this dude up. Like, dude, I'm gonna. And then that kid guy obviously dies, and then the rest of us jump in. That's how you do it. [01:33:04] Speaker B: Okay? [01:33:05] Speaker A: You give me six to eight guys, I guarantee we could kill this gorilla. [01:33:08] Speaker B: Six to eight guys. [01:33:08] Speaker A: Six to eight guys. [01:33:09] Speaker B: All right, point. [01:33:10] Speaker A: But, guys, these guys got to be seasoned. We can't have, you know. We can't. [01:33:15] Speaker B: Want to pick you guys up from Broadway. [01:33:17] Speaker A: I would pick a couple guys from Broadway. It depends who it is. You know, there's some guys that can fight in Rivia. [01:33:22] Speaker B: Oh, there. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, for sure. Absolutely. All right. That was the one thing that I seen that was a consensus over the Internet. [01:33:30] Speaker A: 100 guys are stupid. These people are retards. Give me. Let me answer any hypothetical, and I'll answer it the right way. That's in a ridiculous. 100 guys. [01:33:38] Speaker B: 100 guys. One gorilla. [01:33:42] Speaker A: Now, if you told me three gorillas and they're working together. Here's the thing. Gorillas. Like, are they gonna work together if they're not gonna work together? I would take four gorillas working together, where they can go back to back to back to back, and then you can't swarm them. I take that first hundred guys. I might take the gorillas there. Cause I think you got guys now. You got two gorillas working together. [01:34:04] Speaker B: I mean, tag team. I think if. If I think one. I think one gorilla. Now, thinking about it, because you could obviously just swarm the gorilla. Like, you swallowed the gorilla. How much could it. How much could it do? Like you said, there's probably the first Layer of people that are in the closest circumference for the gorilla to get its hands on and feed on and. [01:34:22] Speaker A: Well, they can bite too. They're gonna bite. [01:34:24] Speaker B: Yeah, they're gonna bite you though, too. [01:34:26] Speaker A: Who says you can't bite? We could bite you. [01:34:28] Speaker B: Not gonna affect this gorilla. Like, it's hide. Like, there's no way, bro. [01:34:32] Speaker A: I guarantee I could bite through a gorilla skin. Skin. [01:34:34] Speaker B: I guarantee you couldn't. [01:34:35] Speaker A: Let me. Hold on. I can bite up gorillas. [01:34:37] Speaker B: What is it? No, look up. What? The comparison of their skin is like. Like what, gorilla? Like a biting through. Is it like biting through a tie? Like a tire? Like you can't bite through a tire. [01:34:45] Speaker A: Let's see, let's see. [01:34:48] Speaker B: Just think of, like, where they are. They get, like, bit constantly, like, all up in that Congo and like that. [01:34:53] Speaker A: Oh, my God. Look. Hold on. It is thicker than us, this skin. But that doesn't mean they have thicker skins and skulls compared to human beings. [01:35:30] Speaker B: Yeah, no, bro, I get that, but. [01:35:32] Speaker A: It doesn't mean I can't get through with my teeth. I can get. [01:35:34] Speaker B: No, it also. No. What it means is you can't go wham. And that work. That's not gonna work. Okay? That's not working. [01:35:42] Speaker A: You're wrong. [01:35:43] Speaker B: It's. It's not working. [01:35:45] Speaker A: Concussions happen. [01:35:46] Speaker B: Not the gorillas. Yes, they do. [01:35:48] Speaker A: They have brains. [01:35:50] Speaker B: Oh, my God. These. Like. What? Where is, like, the spam? I hate spam text messages, bro. [01:35:57] Speaker A: The strength of a gorilla is obsession is exceptional. [01:36:01] Speaker B: Yeah. No. Yo, Al, you're. [01:36:04] Speaker A: It's definitely one of the worst draws you can admit. [01:36:07] Speaker B: Wow, Al, that meme idea went crazy. [01:36:10] Speaker A: I told you, dude. What's it at? [01:36:12] Speaker B: It's great. I'm not even looking at the likes. I'm looking at the shares. Almost had a thousand shares. 927 shares. [01:36:18] Speaker A: Yeah. I should have done more. That little hand. I told you that a week before that I was gonna do that. That. [01:36:23] Speaker B: Yeah. It was awesome. [01:36:24] Speaker A: Because I knew that was gonna happen. This scene. Yeah. I don't know. [01:36:31] Speaker B: You did write POV Drake May and then left the E up. That's funny. Did you notice that? [01:36:40] Speaker A: What? [01:36:40] Speaker B: Did you left the E out on Drake, man? [01:36:42] Speaker A: Yes, I did. Well, fatsucker pointed that out. [01:36:45] Speaker B: I had to. [01:36:46] Speaker A: Of course I noticed that. As soon as I posted it, I was like. But who cared? It always up. I think it's worse if you take it down. [01:36:52] Speaker B: It is. It is worse if you take it down. But that's fucking ass. That sucks. [01:36:55] Speaker A: It sucks. It sucks when you put Put it up there. [01:36:58] Speaker B: They had a good draft, though. We'll, we'll briefly, we can briefly dissect it. Listen, you win me over anytime that you really put it all out there. And so as soon as Will Campbell is drafted, we all knew it was going on. I was living with it, you know, people. Kai got a few text messages. How are you feeling right now? Are you going to kill yourself? And I said, no, not at all. I have be like a month short up the line. So a month ago, we all bought into it. As soon as I was like, all right, this is what's going on. Like, clearly Travis Hunter, like, is getting, is getting taken early on. [01:37:32] Speaker A: Strike me. It's Jared, Jared, Jared Mayo's fault. Gerard Mayo's fault. [01:37:38] Speaker B: Joe Milton should have never won that fucking game. Whatever. Doesn't matter. Sure enough the line and then sure enough the guy gets drafted. And the whole consensus is like, he knows what his role is. [01:37:49] Speaker A: Did you see his. [01:37:50] Speaker B: I would say he was just, he was just drafted in his first response to getting asked, you're going to play left tackle Drake Mays, your quarterback. What do you say to the people that you know critique you on, on being a left tackle? He's like, I am going like, what are you going to do for the Patriots? And he literally said, I'm going die and fight and protect. [01:38:14] Speaker A: I'm gonna fight and die for Drake, man, in that room. [01:38:18] Speaker B: Yeah, I'm gonna willing to fight and die to protect him. [01:38:23] Speaker A: I'm like, oh, dear Lord baby Jesus, I'm gonna fight. [01:38:27] Speaker B: I'm like, that's the guy, dude. [01:38:29] Speaker A: He had everybody. He had everyone in their hands, dude. [01:38:31] Speaker B: Then, bro, chills. [01:38:33] Speaker A: He could suck, actually. If he sucks, it's gonna be bad. But if he's terrible, they're gonna play that ass. [01:38:39] Speaker B: But if he turns out to be fucking half dece, I think it'd be all right. I think a lot of people are overlooking that he was a three year starter. I think a lot of people are overlooking where he played, dude. I think a lot of people talking about obviously like the hand size and all that. And then I'm listening to fucking people like Mike Felga who don't know shit about shit. [01:38:57] Speaker A: Did you see the tape of him just dog in pretty much every single first round pick defensive end fucking dog. And I'm throwing on the ground. Listen, the arm, the. We make jokes about the arms. He has short arms. We call them T. Rex arms. That's fine. Who cares? They're like a half inch short of the Matt Light Pro bowl hall of Famer is Matt later. Hall of Famer. [01:39:16] Speaker B: Should be. [01:39:17] Speaker A: Should be, right? [01:39:18] Speaker B: Should be. He's a pro, He's a person. [01:39:19] Speaker A: I would say Matthew Slater and Matt Light, they got to be in the hall of Fame. [01:39:22] Speaker B: Matthew, like, can go in the hall of Fame. Matthew Slater can go in. Some snook is going to go in. [01:39:27] Speaker A: The hall of Fame next. [01:39:28] Speaker B: Who? [01:39:28] Speaker A: Snooka, what's his name? The schooler? Bob Schnuler. He has very similar measurements. So the eye measurements don't get all jacked up about this. Like, yeah, who cares? You get short arms. They're trying to say, like, he can't push off. I'm not worried about that. I worry about the dog. I worry about the dog inside of a person and that they actually show up. Not like the. Remember the left tackle. The black dude who just never wanted to play. Do you know which one I'm talking about? Unbelievable. Trent Brown. Trent Brown, he was unbelievable, but he just never want to play. I'd rather have someone that's going to work hard. Working white dude. [01:40:07] Speaker B: Just a white dude, you know, Listen, man, is. He's like big country. [01:40:12] Speaker A: Yeah, he's big. [01:40:13] Speaker B: He's a big dude. He's 65 and like all of almost 300 pounds. I would probably say he could fill in a little bit more. For some reason it's like weird. His shoulders are like really small. Like, you know. Yeah, like, he like looks. He looks like wide down but up top it's like, who picked out his suit? [01:40:31] Speaker A: He looks like he came straight out of who Framed Roger Rabbit? I don't know who picked out the green pinstripe suit with the white shoes. I mean the sneaker thing, I mean, I get it right now. [01:40:40] Speaker B: I just was saying to myself, like, when he was getting drafted, me and all the boys, I was just like, dude, tough suit. Like tough. Very. Not tough. Like, oh, that's tough. Like, that's like. That's a tough, tough suit to wear, brother. [01:40:53] Speaker A: Did you see him? So he's in Foxborough. He's like, he must be in one of the hotels of Foxford. I look at that down there. [01:40:58] Speaker B: No, he's at the seas at the lighthouse. [01:41:00] Speaker A: Is that where he was? [01:41:01] Speaker B: He's in the lighthouse? Yep. [01:41:01] Speaker A: He's like, look at that bass pro shop. I can't wait to go hunting. Hunting outside. Outside the back of Fox. [01:41:05] Speaker B: He just said. He's like, yeah. He's like, I'm getting my la. Get my mic. What is it? My matlet on and be hunting behind the stadium. I'm like, that's what we need. Making call outs to true. To true. Vets love that. Listen, he seems like a gamer, Al. He seems like a really good guy that you want in your locker room. [01:41:23] Speaker A: Hell yeah. [01:41:24] Speaker B: So Hell yeah. Yeah, yeah. Give us a yeah, we're going to hell yeah. Yeah. [01:41:30] Speaker A: What? What? What? [01:41:32] Speaker B: What? Hell yeah. That we're going to get a lot of that. Listen, and he's hungry. He's pissed off. Like a lot of people have been talking shit on. He's been probably talked the shit. Shadow Sanders probably. We could go number one with most critiqued person and most shit talked about in this draft. Will Campbell's number two. [01:41:48] Speaker A: I'm going to tell you another thing too. And you know I missed a positive. Everyone knows this every single year. I'm positive about the Patriots do not sleep on their next two picks. Henderson, yes. That could be the stale of the draft. [01:42:02] Speaker B: He's like. Yeah. Yep. He's like Gibbs. So yes. You like Gibbs? [01:42:06] Speaker A: Do you like Jim? [01:42:06] Speaker B: Which I love Jamir Gibbs. I can watch Jamir Gibbs play. I love watching the Lions because I love watching like, Gibbs, Amon Ra and Jameson Williams, like do their thing. And Trevion Henderson not only has that ability to like Break, Break 1, he runs hard too. [01:42:24] Speaker A: Like looking at his tape duty. He fucking wants to run over people. Almost like Pacheco ish. [01:42:29] Speaker B: He is going to light people up in the passing. [01:42:34] Speaker A: Yes. He's just trucking dudes. [01:42:36] Speaker B: When I hear somebody takes pride in block, in blocking during passing plays when you could be catching, bro. Like, yeah, I know. Everyone's seen the one look of the Texas linebacker running dead up the middle, dead clean. And out of nowhere comes Trayvon Anderson. Boom. Like, off it, off your feet. And that was just one occurrence. He apparently takes very high pride in that. Listen, it's not the thing. I thought about the picks. If you look at it like this, everybody was taking in a good spot. Quinton Judkins, his. His dual threat. They're almost identical in Quintean. Judkins, a little bit more of like a speed agility guy. But they're taken in the same realm. He was taking two picks before. Now, would I have taken Luther Burden with my wide receiver pick? Yeah, but I'm also not the code. Yes, he was. I'm also. [01:43:27] Speaker A: He wasn't. [01:43:27] Speaker B: Yes, he was. [01:43:28] Speaker A: No, we. We had. We took Trayvon Henderson over Luther Burton, didn't we? [01:43:31] Speaker B: No. Yeah, we took him. I just. You just said that we took him over Luther Burton. Luther Byrne got Taken the next pick. [01:43:35] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, yeah. No, no, I'm saying like in. I thought you. I'm. I apologize. I thought you meant that we took our wide receiver that we took in the next round over Luther Burton. No, okay, okay. [01:43:45] Speaker B: Travion Henderson. And I'm cool with it. [01:43:47] Speaker A: I like our wide receiver dude. Because in reality, dog and Travis Hunter. [01:43:51] Speaker B: So yeah. So Kyle Williams is out of Washington State. He did two years at unlv. It's okay. He played five years in college. That's not really like anything. That's like worries how it is now. This is a Covid class, so a lot of that's going to happen. And I'm trying to get some. Some real. I'm not trying to listen to Tom Curran and Phil Perry. [01:44:14] Speaker A: Like I just been watching tape. [01:44:16] Speaker B: I went and I seen Steve Smith senior did a breakdown on Kyle Williams. And when Steve. And when Steve Smith Senior 89, played for the Panthers and the Ravens. One of the most. Probably the most like nat or you want to talk about like nasty, like hard grit like in your face. [01:44:33] Speaker A: He was not supposed to be as good as he was. That's. That's the type person like Heinz Wood. So those like slot receivers that could go up, go deep, take possession. [01:44:42] Speaker B: So the whole thing is he doesn't give you a play style until he does the whole film breakdown. When he did the whole film breakdown, he said Asian89. So he gave Kyle Williams Steve Smith. He goes. He reminds me exactly. Just like myself. He's gonna get in your face. He's gonna come to play ball. He's from Inglewood, California. Like he's an old school cat. Like he said, like, you know, meeting the kid. I've never heard him talk once. But. But when you get to it and they talk about real game speed. All right, so there's 40 speed. When you're in fucking leggings and you're just running straight down the sideline. Then there's the speed where you get the ball in the game and what you look like to your opposing people on the field. He breaks away from people. Like he's just out. You get him the ball, he's out. Like he's. Yeah, like. Yes. Dog Travis Hunter. That was a crazy in effortlessly. If you watch his film off the line, he doesn't. He's probably. He probably has to come back for the ball a little bit more. He probably has to get a little bit more sharper on that shit. But like he'd be getting by people. He's not even using his Hands he's using. [01:45:49] Speaker A: I hope, I hope he have more of a. This is more of a Jameson Williams and not a Taquan Thon pick. [01:45:55] Speaker B: I think this is deep. Running deep over the middle. Like just we're running by dudes or. [01:46:02] Speaker A: We'Re running like you thinking like a Kenny Stills. Like someone just went deep. That's. [01:46:07] Speaker B: That's pretty good. No, because I think that he also under. I think underneath the line of scrimmage. Once you get him the ball, it's, it. That's a different play. [01:46:15] Speaker A: Brandon Cole cooks. [01:46:16] Speaker B: I have no problem right now in my mind, no, I think Brandon, he's. He's hotter than Brandon Cooks. Like he, he's got like a. You know what I mean? Like his mentality is like F you. Like, I'm gonna go get mine, like by any means. I think they got them all in the right spots. I don't think we overextended for anybody. I don't think just because there was things getting taken like, like I said, Quintean Judkins went bang. All right, cool. Like if you were in between a couple of guys and that guy got taken, bang. We're gonna take Trevion Henderson. Okay. And we're gonna go take the most athletic center and Apparen ranked center in the draft. In the, in the most athletic center play. I like. They play for well known programs, these linemen. He's coming from Georgia. All right, Georgia. [01:46:59] Speaker A: Georgia. [01:47:00] Speaker B: And so we'll take that. I'm cool with investing in the line and, and through the draft. I'm. I mean, I. It is what it is. You make that line better, you give more depth. Because listen, you got Bradbury in there. He's a little bit. He's a vet that. God forbid one of these guys goes down. God forbid you need guys. I, I can't do. I can't do Viderian Lowe's a Mecca Okaforce or whatever the that guy's name is. I took a Becca Okafor, you know. [01:47:27] Speaker A: In the first round. He's not that bad. [01:47:32] Speaker B: What's that? [01:47:33] Speaker A: It's, it's. It's college coach. Hold on, let me get it. It's like from Yukon. It's not, it's, it's. [01:47:38] Speaker B: He so. So I like it. I don't. What. I don't agree with, and I do agree with Mike Reese on one thing. If there was to nitpick this draft, I think in the sixth, seventh round, Quinn Hughes wouldn't have been like a bad selection. Another quarterback wouldn't have been a bad selection because right now we just got Dobbs and God forbid, you know, Drake May's been in the injury tent a few times, so that would have been nice to have a little bit more reassurance there. I don't agree with taking the long snapper. That's fucking terrible. [01:48:10] Speaker A: Oh, come on, dude. [01:48:11] Speaker B: What. What is this? [01:48:12] Speaker A: I hate when you touch something. Hold on, hold on, hold on. This is the. This is like a top clip ever. It's from Jim Calhoun. Yeah, I just want to get the pot, though. This is what I'm talking about. What the. [01:48:26] Speaker B: They want to access your photos. [01:48:28] Speaker A: That doesn't make sense. I took a Mecca, Okafor. What? What does Gomes do? [01:48:38] Speaker B: It's dumb as money. [01:48:42] Speaker A: What does Gomez do that blows you away? [01:48:45] Speaker B: Now that maybe no one saw the only go throughout the country, the guys. [01:48:50] Speaker A: That came and didn't go, I'm a genius. I took a Mecca over for the Huntman. It's the dumbest question I've ever heard. I've explained it a thousand times. I up. I didn't take Ryan Gomes. [01:49:01] Speaker B: I didn't. [01:49:01] Speaker A: You're happy? [01:49:02] Speaker B: Up. [01:49:02] Speaker A: Jesus Christ on money. [01:49:05] Speaker B: Yo. You want to talk about back in the day? This is a reporter and a coach talking to each other. Just straight letting it fly. [01:49:12] Speaker A: That's not even the best part. You ask a question, I'm telling you how I feel about it. I took a Mech Ogre and Karan Butler. They're not bad. They're not bad. Take every player. We have 13 scholarships. When I saw him, he was 6 foot 5, 200 it in. 65, 79. Ryan Gomes was good for, like, when he graduated one year, waiting to get his SAT score. Whatever. You get the point that they. They're busting this take. How come you didn't give a scholarship to Ryan Gomes? He's like, I took him back. Okafor, Castle, Butler, they're not bad. So when you said him back, ok, that's all I think about. [01:49:47] Speaker B: That's great, dude. But he was like. He was like, I don't so get it. Yeah, dude. Yeah, Calhoun. That was a great. Yeah, that was a great one. [01:49:56] Speaker A: Busting my fucking balls is basically what he's saying. [01:49:59] Speaker B: That's basically all he's saying. But all in all, I'm excited. I believe in the coach. That is why this is. This. This feels totally different. I think Vrabel gets the best out of people. I think Vrabel and Elliott Wolf worked well together in making these picks. We'll see what happens. It's interested. It's interesting times for a guy like Jalen Polk and Jayvon Baker because it seems like if you don't fucking and if you don't straighten out, then, you know, you could be on your net. You could be on the next bus out of here or you could maybe be traded or whatnot. But I totally I a Sign me up. We're going back to Pat's camp. We're going back. [01:50:40] Speaker A: Oh, we're definitely going. I might even go multiple days. We'll see. [01:50:42] Speaker B: I, I would love to do that as well. [01:50:44] Speaker A: I will fight and die for that, man. [01:50:47] Speaker B: Yeah, I, I, I just, I want to see. Dude, I want to see him in the trench. Let me see embody someone. Dude, we don't have. We haven't had a nasty like Trent Brown. Like, Al just said Trent Brown was actually good. Guess what, though? Trent Brown gave you like 50%. Imagine if Trent Brown tried. He'd look like Ronnie Stanley. Who? Fucking Orlando Brown, who like, fucking piece people up. Let, let's get it going. We now know where we're sitting. We are never going to sit on the bleachers all the way down to the right. We are absolutely going to go to the top. [01:51:20] Speaker A: The we now we know we're going to. Listen, we have to show up a little earlier. [01:51:23] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, I'm. Could we have got the. Yeah, maybe, I guess. I guess so. I don't know what time we arrived. [01:51:31] Speaker A: But I think we pay for the VIP tickets. [01:51:33] Speaker B: If there's VIP tickets. Yeah, I'm sure they're not that much, but they're not. [01:51:36] Speaker A: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. [01:51:37] Speaker B: Okay, we will definitely do that then. Cuz I. We didn't get to see any of the Patriots side because it's on like the other field. Whatever access we need to get over to that side. I want that. [01:51:47] Speaker A: And if anyone knows where I can buy that suit that Will Campbell was wearing, let me know. Because I'm showing up to camp in the suit, the soup and the whites. [01:51:55] Speaker B: Al, Al, you do that. [01:51:57] Speaker A: I will fight and die for this man. [01:52:00] Speaker B: And you just, if you just had that, like, on a piece of paper. [01:52:02] Speaker A: Like, I will fight, die for this man. [01:52:05] Speaker B: I'll fight and die for this man. Like, I think you might end up getting a pick with Will Campbell. I probably come over and be like, that's super nice, dude. [01:52:11] Speaker A: Yeah, that's super nice, dude. [01:52:13] Speaker B: Good. I, I like it. [01:52:15] Speaker A: I just carry like a bow and arrow with me. You think they'll let Me in Gillette with a bow and arrow. [01:52:19] Speaker B: Right. So I don't know if they'll let you in the Gillette with a green pinstriped white button suit, but yo, why not Suit. That suit needs. [01:52:27] Speaker A: Dude, that suit's crazy. I'm actually gonna go. As soon as we set out this. I'm gonna look up where I can get that suit. Look up. [01:52:34] Speaker B: You know, you know you can do, right? [01:52:37] Speaker A: Like a reverse Google image thing. [01:52:38] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, right? You take a picture. You take a picture of him and then you put it on the Google search and then you see what pops up. I don't know. Honestly, now I'm kind of interested. Where did that suit come? [01:52:50] Speaker A: So I have a great skit idea about reverse Google skit image, but I'm not going to get. Get into it yet. [01:52:55] Speaker B: Okay. [01:52:56] Speaker A: But just. It just reminded me of that because that Google skit image, I mean, the Google reverse image stuff is ridiculous. And I think it's funny skit. It's just like, we talk about this shit and we'll never get it done. So it is what it is. So that's. [01:53:09] Speaker B: That's. I'm not going to deny you. I'm not going to deny you on that, because that happens. [01:53:12] Speaker A: Yeah, we do it all the time. [01:53:14] Speaker B: But we were doing pretty. We're doing pretty good. Can I just get. Yes, beautiful. So I'm just going to take this right here. We're just going to snap that boom and then what do you do? You do Google. You got to go through Google as like the app and then you go here, allow access. Full access. That's probably not the best idea, but it is what it is. [01:53:46] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:53:47] Speaker B: Give me the suit, bro. The suit. Where do I get the suit? Is that it? [01:53:58] Speaker A: That's close enough. You don't have to be legit. Like, oh, dude, how much is that? [01:54:04] Speaker B: I don't know, bro. I'm trying to get it. [01:54:06] Speaker A: Dude, it is like a money suit. It's like the money team, dude. [01:54:09] Speaker B: I know, but like, what the. Bro. Bro. Celtics green visit. Yeah, well, we're not gonna. We're gonna keep going, but I don't think Will Campbell is wearing a $61 suit. But I could acquire it on Amazon for $61 dollars. [01:54:37] Speaker A: That's it. $61. That's perfect. That's like a perfect thing. I'm gonna come there. I'm about die for these people. [01:54:42] Speaker B: With. With tax. It's probably going to be 66. He's wearing number 66. So that's. That's cool. Rookie OTAs start May 10th, which is great. We aren't gonna be. We aren't gonna be going to camp until late August. I think that's what it was. [01:54:58] Speaker A: See, that's too long. People aren't even gonna remember the suit. Maybe I should just go to rookie OTAs. [01:55:02] Speaker B: No, let's not get one thing confused. You can't. No one else even had a replicated suit to that. It was green with white pinstripes in white buttons. It stood out. If you walk in anywhere with that around here and there's people with Patriots. [01:55:21] Speaker A: We should just do a skit. I'll get the thing and I'll make my arms really sharp. I will fight and die for this man. Just like in every little thing. I will fight and die for this man. It's like, sir, I just asked you what you ate for breakfast. I don't care. I will fight, die for this. [01:55:34] Speaker B: I will die. [01:55:35] Speaker A: I will die for this oatmeal. [01:55:36] Speaker B: I will fight and die to protect this oatmeal. What else you got? [01:55:42] Speaker A: I don't really have much. I'm trying to think. We went over the Celtics. Wake me up in the finals. [01:55:49] Speaker B: Yeah, wake. Wake me up in the finals. Game fives tonight. I picked up work tonight. Maybe it might be a little bit busy. Maybe might make a buck or two. [01:55:55] Speaker A: Yeah, that's a good idea. [01:55:56] Speaker B: Not a good. Not a bad idea with it being around the corner from. Of course. Wicked craft lighter skills, guys. [01:56:03] Speaker A: Get something with sparklers so you can see that. [01:56:06] Speaker B: I. Yeah. As far as, like, dude, NHL playoffs have been wild. What a shame. If the Bruins aren't involved in it. [01:56:16] Speaker A: They'Re raising their prices. Did you hear that? He came. [01:56:18] Speaker B: Oh, my God. [01:56:19] Speaker A: Said he was raising the prices. [01:56:20] Speaker B: He's like, we have to pay the players. Like, yo, I don't know. Like, did I just hear you say that? [01:56:25] Speaker A: Right as tone deaf can be. [01:56:27] Speaker B: Yeah. I'm like, did I just hear you? [01:56:28] Speaker A: Why even have the. The thing? Just do it and don't say nothing till later. [01:56:33] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:56:33] Speaker A: Why would you say it now in the middle of the playoff run? Wait till the playoffs are over where it's buried. You got other teams that are going every single year to the playoffs. They're. Someone's going to win the cup. And you release that news after you have probably your worst season in 20 years. [01:56:46] Speaker B: It's crazy, man. [01:56:47] Speaker A: It's embarrassing. [01:56:48] Speaker B: So bad. It's so bad. New ownership never. Jeremy Jacobs is going to die having that. I don't know how Cam Neely and John Sweeney still have jobs I care less about. [01:57:00] Speaker A: Neely Sweeney is. Fucking Sweeney deserves. [01:57:05] Speaker B: He can't get off the. But. But Neely can't get off the hook either. He's there. [01:57:09] Speaker A: Well, they're keeping Sweeney. That's the problem. Like, Sweeney's making all the personnel decisions. [01:57:13] Speaker B: Which is fucking terrible. [01:57:14] Speaker A: But it looks bad on everybody else. Like, it looks bad on fucking Neely for keeping him in that position. Like, that's because Neely's the president. Right. And then what's his name's the gm. That's how it works. Right? Is it camp? Yeah. [01:57:26] Speaker B: Or like vice versa or something like that. Yeah. So I don't know. [01:57:29] Speaker A: I've been getting cramps in my hands. [01:57:32] Speaker B: Me too. [01:57:32] Speaker A: For. [01:57:33] Speaker B: In my hand and in my hand, dude. [01:57:35] Speaker A: I was writing like my order down, like what I needed to like put in for orders. [01:57:39] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:57:40] Speaker A: And my hand was cramping every single line. I had to stretch it out. Every single line. It's been cramping this whole time. I don't know. [01:57:45] Speaker B: I've been. I've been journaling a little bit myself and. [01:57:48] Speaker A: Journaling. You've been writing down stuff? [01:57:49] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. I'm. I'm. I've been this. [01:57:52] Speaker A: For the mental health. [01:57:52] Speaker B: Yep. [01:57:53] Speaker A: Okay. [01:57:53] Speaker B: Yep. Yep. It's to help me get through. It helps me kind of. It makes situations sometimes more clear for me. And it helps me like kind of express whatever I'm feeling in a way and trying to like, figure out what. Why I'm feeling the way I am or whatever it is. At least I write it down and I can read it and I can draw it down, whatever. [01:58:11] Speaker A: Is there any entries in for justice on this journey? No, you don't write anything down like, Justin sucks. [01:58:16] Speaker B: Justin. No, no, no, no. It has nothing to do with Justin. Never. No. That journal is obviously everybody knows what that shit's for. So it. You know, it is what it is. [01:58:27] Speaker A: So you're journaling about the cramps? [01:58:29] Speaker B: Yeah. Dwelled. Yes. That dude. Holy. I think my left hand side of the clo. Like close up a little bit. I don't know why. I'm not a lefty, dude. [01:58:38] Speaker A: I don't know if I like. It gotta be some like electrolytes off or something. [01:58:40] Speaker B: Yeah, I think so. I think my body might be a little bit dehydrated actually. Now that I think about they hitting. [01:58:45] Speaker A: The sauna a lot. Maybe that could be it. Are you. Are you up in the electrolytes? No. You have. [01:58:50] Speaker B: No. [01:58:50] Speaker A: No. And guess what, Del Vecchio? If you come into my thing and Just be like, you gotta come to my sauna place. It's like, dude, calm the down now. I don't want to go. I just want to tell you no every time. So stop coming to the thing. Maybe one day you'll see me. One. Maybe one day. You know, I know when you work. You've already told me 50 times. Told me 50 times. [01:59:12] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, I feel you. He tells me all the time too. I know where to find him. [01:59:17] Speaker A: Yeah, he's like. He's like. He's like pissed. That one time we didn't golf with him because he works. Apparently he works seven days a week. That's what he says. He works seven days a week from 7am to 7 at night. That's what he says. So he's just like putting up 84 hours. [01:59:31] Speaker B: Like, dude, are you Batman? [01:59:33] Speaker A: Yeah, like, I don't believe you. [01:59:35] Speaker B: Number one. Yeah, I mean, he does. He. He is. He is a worker. Gotta. Gotta love that. [01:59:39] Speaker A: Well, now he's in tech seals. So what kind of work is that? [01:59:42] Speaker B: Yeah, he's. [01:59:42] Speaker A: He's probably sending emails. Oh, let's circle back. Let's. Let's put a pin in this and we'll get back to it later. [01:59:48] Speaker B: Yeah, I mean, you're. [01:59:49] Speaker A: You're doing all that tech speak. [01:59:50] Speaker B: You're. You're occupied for. For a minute doing that. At least it's not like manual labor for your father, because that wouldn't. Yeah, you die. He would die. [02:00:01] Speaker A: Why? You don't feel like he's built for. [02:00:03] Speaker B: No, Anthony definitely is built for it. I'm just saying, if you would at work. As long as Anthony says that he works for, like, his days in particular. [02:00:10] Speaker A: I don't know if. I don't know if I believe that. If we're being honest, the time. Yeah, but why does he just do it on the golf course? You know, one day I was trading options on the golf course, which I. I got like, real jacked up one time into options. Like, we're talking like 20, 22. [02:00:25] Speaker B: Yeah, my buddy loves options. [02:00:27] Speaker A: Yeah. So you trade in options. I would, like, walk up to the tee box, put, put option sale and sell it. By the time I was out of the tee box, I was making like 10, 15,000 sometimes. But then, like, what was happening is, like, I wouldn't be quick enough to sell, and then I'd lose like 20,000. Like, we're talking, like, I lost, like, I'd say like 50 to 60,000 in options. [02:00:49] Speaker B: Like, what the. [02:00:51] Speaker A: And I was just like, it's like a gambling Rush, dude. And you're just like, yeah, this, I can make all this money like zero, zero day trading, like where it's just going to end. This option is going to end. [02:01:00] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:01:01] Speaker A: By 4:00 and you're like, okay, maybe I can get this money back. And then it's just like I' the worst with that because I don't know when to take my wins. [02:01:08] Speaker B: Yes. [02:01:09] Speaker A: So I, I always think, okay, there's a bigger payday. There's a bigger payday. This bigger payday. And then I get. [02:01:13] Speaker B: Yep. [02:01:14] Speaker A: So I don't know when to take my wins. That's why I'm a bad gambler. [02:01:17] Speaker B: Hey, at least you can, at least you can sit back and look at and be like, hey, I'm not good. I'm not good at this. I like doing it. Just not good at it though. But it's real solid and it's costing me money. [02:01:28] Speaker A: It's real solid. When you triple bogey hole and you lose like, like, you know, 15 and options in one hole, then you walk to that, walk back off the green, you just triple bogey. [02:01:38] Speaker B: Oh, that's an easily break, a seven, nine and a half. [02:01:40] Speaker A: No, it's, it's more like, you know, I'm gonna go drink my face off when I get home type of thing, you know? [02:01:44] Speaker B: Yeah. And then just medicate myself and then just forget about it. [02:01:47] Speaker A: You just feel like a huge piece of that ride to the next hole is as bad as when you leave Foxwoods. Like that's like I always say, like that, that low when you leave a casino after losing a shit ton of money or when you wake up the next morning, you realize you lost some bets or some bad bet that you lost. You're like, why did I even put that in? Yeah, that low, it can't be described to anything else. Like this. There's very low lows. Like that's a bad look. [02:02:10] Speaker B: Yeah. Losing like a six leg poly by one leg. Like knowing that you like put 20 in to win like five something and like being like one catcher like 10 yards off that, that could. Yeah, no, that would me up. [02:02:26] Speaker A: I lost like one time I, I put a thousand dolls. For some reason I got jacked. This unbelievable thing, it's a, it's a sure lock. It was like on women's rugby, that was a low. Like you're betting on women's sports and you're not even betting on one of the main sports, you're betting on women's rugby. That's when you know you want to just end your whole life like Jaren Duran. [02:02:48] Speaker B: Ah, the Jared Duran situation. I guess we could probably come. [02:02:51] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, we should probably touch on that. [02:02:53] Speaker B: We could probably touch on that. We're at a buck 20. So Jared Duran, for those that have watched the documentary, you've heard the story come. [02:03:03] Speaker A: Which we knew for a while because someone in this family. [02:03:07] Speaker B: Yep. [02:03:08] Speaker A: Had a chance to date Janet Duran. Is that how it went? [02:03:10] Speaker B: Right, right. Did I. Did I, Did I. I'm not gonna quote that person correctly, but did she happen to mention that the story is inaccurate? [02:03:22] Speaker A: I. I feel like we should just give this person a call and just not mention this person's name. [02:03:27] Speaker B: No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Because it's too. It's too deciphering. You can tell who it is. [02:03:31] Speaker A: Well, let's see what. Let's see what's going on. Let's see. Let's. Let's give this person a call and let's see. [02:03:36] Speaker B: We can. [02:03:37] Speaker A: We can. [02:03:40] Speaker B: Good. [02:03:52] Speaker A: Like, I think she knows. She's like, it's a Tuesday. Your call has been forwarded. It's in the afternoon. We're not going to answer the call. We'll see if she calls back. But yeah, I. I do remember there was some. I think she thinks that he's a crazy person. Right? [02:04:06] Speaker B: Yeah. I mean, yeah. [02:04:08] Speaker A: Not making it up. But anyways, Jared Duran, he's. He's out in the game, I think. Are they in Cleveland or Chicago? [02:04:16] Speaker B: In Cleveland. [02:04:17] Speaker A: In Cleveland. Okay, so in Cleveland, and it was a sea town and a pen. [02:04:21] Speaker B: Oh, there it is. [02:04:24] Speaker A: Hey, what's up? Hold on a second. You're on the podcast. I have a question for you. Can you. [02:04:30] Speaker B: Yeah, I can talk about the beach. [02:04:32] Speaker A: You're at the beach. It's like 75. Oh, where are you? What beach? Oh, you're at Ipswich Cranes Beach. Cranes Beach. All right. Getting cranes. Okay. Raising cranes. That's what they call the. The reality show on Cranes Beach. I don't know if you knew that. Oh, really? No, I made that up. But hold on. Question, Jaren Duran. Oh, God. What happened with his whole suicide attempt? Do you know anything about it? No. All I know is that he did attempt to. That's it. Okay. I thought you had some questions about the validity of this whole thing. Well, no, when it came out that. [02:05:16] Speaker B: He really did have a suicide attempt, did any of you, like, watch the. [02:05:21] Speaker A: Red Sox documentary or whatever where he talks about. Yep. I didn't see it. What did he say? We don't have to explain it to you because we Already explained it to our listeners. My question is, I thought you had some inside knowledge about this situation. That was what we were under the assumption of. Oh, well, yes, he did. I did know that he attempted particular suicide. [02:05:42] Speaker B: Everybody else knew. [02:05:43] Speaker A: Okay, so she's being very. She's very coy. She's being like, what? She was on the podcast. [02:05:47] Speaker B: Exactly. This is why I. You can't call her. [02:05:51] Speaker A: You can't call her. This, this is a worse phone call than Justin's phone call. [02:05:54] Speaker B: Oh my God. Goodbye, we'll talk to you later. [02:05:58] Speaker A: Bye. Like that time she came on the podcast. [02:06:02] Speaker B: Drake Story. [02:06:03] Speaker A: She's so off the record. She's off the record 24 7. [02:06:06] Speaker B: I don't know why. Honestly. That's on you because that is on me. That's on you because you're so quick to get onto the phone. [02:06:12] Speaker A: Well, now I just have to record her. Now I have to record her when she's. She says this stuff. [02:06:16] Speaker B: I. I just wanted to point out that. [02:06:18] Speaker A: Listen, basically she says all the time that Jan ran as a little dick and he, he, he didn't actually try to kill himself. And you know, she tried to get with her. Pretty much. I made up a little dick and. [02:06:28] Speaker B: Honestly, she blew it. So. [02:06:30] Speaker A: Yeah, she was supposed to be dating Jared around. We could have like probably season tickets right now. [02:06:34] Speaker B: Probably have season tickets. I probably would have a job with the Red Sox. [02:06:38] Speaker A: She doesn't care for her family. [02:06:40] Speaker B: Doesn't care for her family. [02:06:41] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:06:41] Speaker B: And that's just it. [02:06:43] Speaker A: So. [02:06:43] Speaker B: Selfish person. [02:06:44] Speaker A: Selfish person. Instead, let's, let's. Let's talk to Grant Williams. That Lego. [02:06:49] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:06:50] Speaker A: Does that make sense? [02:06:51] Speaker B: What a loser. Good idea. Great. Great decision. [02:06:55] Speaker A: I'm gonna make both. That's Grant Williams. I'm gonna make both and then miss both. [02:06:58] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:06:59] Speaker A: Remember that. They're like, don't miss. [02:07:01] Speaker B: That's for the game, right? [02:07:02] Speaker A: Yeah. I'mma make both. [02:07:05] Speaker B: I'm gonna make both. You make one. Okay. Nice, dude. [02:07:08] Speaker A: I think he was out of town. [02:07:09] Speaker B: Before, but back to that situation. So do we know what the fan actually said? Cuz I could tell you what the fan said if I didn't hear it. He probably said, why don't you go kill yourself? [02:07:21] Speaker A: Right? [02:07:22] Speaker B: No, I would say it was probably worse than. It's probably like, like imagine if that gun didn't jam. Probably something more severe than like, kill himself. Okay. Or he said, hey, you probably are better off killing yourself instead of getting a hit. All right. [02:07:38] Speaker A: I mean, see, so my stance. I have this stance. I mean, I've put it on Instagram. I think that we have to get like the transcript of exactly what he said. I tell people to kill themselves all the time, legitimately, all the time, as joke to friends. In real life, once you go kill yourself. So like sometimes you're gonna say that someone that has tried to commit suicide up. Yeah, you know, I probably have said that. You know, it's. Maybe you shouldn't say that, but it is one of those things that I just. Oh, I just love the way it is. It's like, you know, like when you throw like a hard. Like it just feels good. Well, I do kill yourself feels. [02:08:13] Speaker B: I do it to myself. I do it to myself too. I say I'm just like, I'm just like, guess what? I'd rather kill my. Like, right? Like there'd be certain scenarios like throughout the day, like if you just got. If you're running around, if things aren't where they're supposed to be, like, dude, I literally would rather kill myself. Now granted, a little bit more of a sensitive, you know, sensitive topic for some. I just don't want to see that. Like, did he. Here's the thing. It's tough for athletes because when you do open up about the real life shit that you're going through, people like ex Cleveland Guardians fan can use that against you. Like, once you say that though, you got to understand that that's what's going to come back to you. You. And you can't all like, yo, bro, that I just want to be. I'm sure, you know, I'm sure I'm not giving you life life wisdom here, Jared Duran, but you're gonna hear that for the rest of your life. You're gonna hear it for the rest of your life. Because people would have. We just. It just fades back to. People would rather rash and people would rather put you down than see you win. So instead of that person yelling from the stands, hey, I'm happy you're alive today. They're gonna tell you like 99.9% of the time. They're going to tell you, like, hey, you know, I rather. I would have rather the bad happen to you. So I don't think it can always get a reaction I don't want just because this thing came out like you're gonna use as an excuse like, you told me to kill myself. That's why I'm go. Like you're gonna. [02:09:42] Speaker A: As soon as you bring it out. [02:09:44] Speaker B: Once you go to New York, brother. You haven't been to New York yet this year. Year. You're gonna hear it. You're gonna hear it everywhere. [02:09:50] Speaker A: We did bring it out. So it's one of those things, like one of the people that you like, like, I think it's one of your favorite podcasts is a Kirk Minahan show, Right. Would you agree with that? [02:09:57] Speaker B: No. [02:09:59] Speaker A: Kirk Min famously tried to kill himself at one point. You know that in failed and failed. Well, no, he did. I don't know if he failed. I just think he, like, took himself off the leverage pretty much. I think he was going to go jump in front of a train, ended up going into the mental institute. Right. It's one of those things that everyone knows that and they try to use it against him. He can't be flipping out every single time someone tells him to go kill himself. People say that time to them. [02:10:19] Speaker B: They're gonna. [02:10:20] Speaker A: They're gonna be, like, mentally stable to. [02:10:24] Speaker B: Be like, okay, you gotta have like a mental. Exactly. You gotta have a mental fortitude for that. Like, you gotta. You gotta be able to stash that away. [02:10:31] Speaker A: You telling people that you came early. Like, if someone says, hey, you come quick. You can't say anything because you brought it up, me saying. You know what I mean? Like, me saying, oh, I got diabetes, right? [02:10:41] Speaker B: Yep. Yeah. Yeah. Like. And again, when. When I say thing. Exactly. When anybody mentions something about themselves, themselves or they relieve. They reveal something that's vulnerable, you know, Like, I've had a couple of my guys, like, when I was going through that and I was sharing that, they're like, oh, wow. Like, I didn't think you were gonna put that. Okay. Yeah, you know, it is what it is. What are you gonna do, you know? Oh, wow. All right, well, thanks for. Thanks for sharing that. But when it comes to. When it comes to you sharing certain things about yourself or sharing you opening up certain vulnerabilities, you can't then as long as it's not malicious intent. But if somebody makes a joke at it or if someone mentions it towards you, you can't instantly give a reaction of, like, lashing out back at them. It's like, you know, that's not. That's not it. You know, that's. That's definitely not. That's not a fair play. You know, you shared your story. They were very descriptive on. On it. The whole gun jamming, you know, the rifle, whole nine yards, you're gonna. That's now what you got to live with, brother. You opened up about it, which is great. There's no problem with talking about sh. Got to understand in your Line of work. You don't work at a bank, brother. You don't work at a bank. You're not a nobody. You're a very well known, now baseball player. You had your best season last year, so everybody knows who you are. You were the fucking MVP of the All Star Game. You are very well known. You're going to get that for the rest of your career. [02:12:07] Speaker A: And I don't know if we even talked about this before about his suicide attempt. I'm going to say one thing right now. And I like Jared Duran. I think he's a great player. Yeah. [02:12:20] Speaker B: Don't forget about the incident last year, calling the fan a bundle of sticks. [02:12:24] Speaker A: Right. But it's like in the same time, like, I want that word back. I wouldn't use it in that setting. Well, I probably would use it in that setting, but in general, that fan was probably acting like that. [02:12:35] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:12:36] Speaker A: And we're not talking about the homosexual term. We're talking about just a lame ass. That's what he was. [02:12:40] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:12:41] Speaker A: Jaren Duran story about the gun jamming. I don't believe that. For one instance, I don't believe the gun jamming jammed. Not at all. I think that's a lie. I think that he thought about it. I think he might even have the gun on the table. I do not believe he pulled the trigger and it jammed or that it wasn't loaded. I don't believe that. Not for an instance. It's too unrealistic to me. If my gun jams, I'm doing it another way. I just don't believe that that's what happened. I think that he honestly did. I'm not saying he didn't contemplate it or he didn't think about doing it. Maybe he thought about doing it and I don't. [02:13:14] Speaker B: I don't know. I don't know. Like, again, we don't just see, it's just a story. It's just a story that's told. It's just. It does seem very movie like. Right, of course. You know, I went to go kill myself, pulled a gun, gun jammed. Okay, all right. I got nothing on that, because I can't. I'm not gonna speak on, you know, a situation that we really don't know. Behind the closed door. You're basically just taking what he said for verbatim. It's not like there was a witness there, there was a camera, there was nothing. It's just his story. It's his words. So. So, I mean, guns do jam. [02:13:47] Speaker A: Does happen. [02:13:48] Speaker B: They definitely do jam. But I don't know what. [02:13:51] Speaker A: The situation seems extremely convenient. [02:13:53] Speaker B: A rifle. A handgun. [02:13:55] Speaker A: Like he said, a rifle. [02:13:57] Speaker B: It was a rifle. [02:13:59] Speaker A: I believe it less. I believe it less now. I believed it a little bit more with the handgun. Handguns tend to jam more than fucking rifles, right? So that. I believe it less. [02:14:08] Speaker B: Ballistics person either. I just would figure the same thing. A handgun would jam more than AI would. But by all means, I don't, you know, so you got that. So you got that going on lashes out at the fan. Everybody hates the fan. You also don't have to be that person at the game to say that, you know, I mean, you can be there and be. You can be there and enjoy yourself and have a good time. You don't have to be there fucking yelling out, you know, purposely for somebody to hear you tell them that they should kill themselves like that. You shouldn't be getting that crazy at baseball games. Games, playoff baseball games, anything goes. Playoffs, anything goes. Say whatever you want about anybody. Get as personal as. As you can. It is a mental warfare type game, but the world's a nasty place as it is. Enough, all right? [02:15:00] Speaker A: I think it's worse now. Now that people know it's boss, it bothers them. They gotta say it more. Like, you just made. [02:15:05] Speaker B: I, I just. That type. That's my whole point that I've been saying now that you. Now that you lashed out once and that's what it was regarded. People now know what pisses you off, bro. So they're gonna keep saying it. They're gonna keep doing it. They're gonna. One way or another, somebody else is gonna un. Unfortunately, the world we live in, there's. There's a lot of evil. All right? So, like, that's. [02:15:26] Speaker A: They want to see you down and. [02:15:27] Speaker B: Guess what, that they're gonna. They're gonna come bring it that way. [02:15:30] Speaker A: But no matter what, dude, like, even if I'm at a game and I. And like, if. If I'm close and like, LeBron can hand me and say, LeBron, you're a bum. I'm trying to get into his head. It's just what fans do, you know what I mean? So now that you give them that ammo, like, granted, that's a fucking. It is a kind of a dickhead move to say that to someone that actually did try to kill themselves. But that's the. Basically the job of the fans to get into the opponent's head. [02:15:51] Speaker B: One, the thing I can't knock the fan on is like, you let that information be known, you Are a baseball player out of a game of fans heckling you? I'm sure before you've told that story, you've been called every name under the sun. Regardless. We used to have people knowing that about you. Now that they know that about you, all they're gonna do is just. They're like, oh, we have right field seats. Oh, we're six guys that are fucking 30 deep. All fucking. We hate the Red Sox. We got Jared Durant in front of us. I know when there's quiet times during the game that they could probably hear us. Why don't we let Jared Durant know that he probably should have killed himself? That is going to happen to you. You so much. [02:16:32] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:16:33] Speaker B: So much. [02:16:33] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:16:34] Speaker B: Sorry. It is. [02:16:35] Speaker A: Yeah, I agree. Yeah. It is. What it is. Not Nikki. We used to call wife beat it. A Jason kid. But granted, he did beat his wife, so back in the day when he was on the Nets, we used to scream that in the stands, but at least he did something like, you know, you beat your wife. You deserve that. You know, having mental health, maybe they shouldn't be on it, but guess what? Dog eat dog world. [02:16:58] Speaker B: So you. You got. You can't. It sucks that it happened so early. Like, the season just started, like. [02:17:04] Speaker A: Yeah, but this was two years ago. He tried to kill himself. [02:17:06] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:17:07] Speaker A: How fresh is it? Like, come on, dude. You got to get over this, dude. Or actually kill yourself. That's what I would say. If you took that serious, you should actually kill yourself. [02:17:15] Speaker B: Right? I mean, again, it's also. You're looking into the stands at some Joe. [02:17:19] Speaker A: Yeah, exactly. [02:17:20] Speaker B: Right? [02:17:20] Speaker A: Some bomb dude that's telling you to kill loser in the stand. [02:17:24] Speaker B: And you're just like, listen, pal. Like, you probably hate your life, right? Because you're. That's why you're. You're probably projecting that towards me. Yeah. Why don't you, like, you know, turn it right back around? Like, actually, no, I'm good. My gun jammed. Hopefully your gun doesn't jam, though. [02:17:40] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:17:41] Speaker B: I'll see you around. All right. I'll see you at the next game. Like, that would be funny. [02:17:44] Speaker A: That would be hilarious if he did that. [02:17:46] Speaker B: That'd be great. It also would go against everything. [02:17:48] Speaker A: He's like, everything also, Come on. [02:17:51] Speaker B: Everything he's advocated for and, like, mental health awareness. He's like, yeah, here's my awareness. You. You trying to spin it on me now? Let's spin the block on you. [02:17:59] Speaker A: He's like, oh, I'll pay for your gun cleaner. Your gun don't jam, buddy. [02:18:02] Speaker B: Yeah, Hey, I gotta. I got a gun, by the way. Non jannable, non jammable. I'm gonna let you know after the game. I'll. I'll hand it off. [02:18:10] Speaker A: Yeah, that's funny. [02:18:14] Speaker B: Oh, man. [02:18:15] Speaker A: All right, well, I guess it's a good episode. We probably got around two hours with whatever. I went with this. [02:18:21] Speaker B: It says 140, but when I sat down, it was like only running for like 10 minutes. [02:18:26] Speaker A: I'm telling you, there's a lot. Cuz it went down and I shut it off, so. [02:18:30] Speaker B: Oh, that's right. That's right. [02:18:31] Speaker A: There's. There's some more time in there. But listen, we don't know where this podcast going. Probably nowhere. It's been nowhere this whole time. But it's just us two for now. We'll see. What, Justin, what. What happens if Justin, you know, his stops leaking? Is that what you would say? Joey's gonna love that. No, we love Justin. Obviously. The number one thing we always say is you gotta have fun. So if you're not having fun, take a step back. [02:18:56] Speaker B: I. I am one person that has done that before. I've done it twice. [02:19:00] Speaker A: I'm the only one that I guess has fun every single week. [02:19:03] Speaker B: Yes. [02:19:03] Speaker A: Maybe this is me because I just bust their balls all day that I like, start little fights between them and they just start hating each other. So maybe it is my fault. Maybe I gotta look inside me because maybe everyone gotta be a little introspective. [02:19:14] Speaker B: No, because I think at the same time, dude, you do a good job of like realizing what's going on and always trying one way or another. If you really look at it, you're always trying to see both sides of everything. [02:19:26] Speaker A: So that was a compliment. That's great. I wouldn't put that in your journal. I'll put that in my journal. Nico gave me a great compliment. [02:19:31] Speaker B: You know, I wouldn't. I. You are the glue. You are Alma. Alma. Everyone knows that. [02:19:37] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:19:37] Speaker B: So you just keep doing your thing. Nothing that you say is ever like. Like you could obviously tell by tone, but like nothing that Al says. You know, we've known him his whole life. He's not. Not entirely serious. He's not trying to start inter feuds and fights, obviously. Playful ones, fun ones. [02:19:54] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:19:55] Speaker B: But once it goes to a certain extent, Al knows how to reel it, try and reel, you know, reel it back in. Oh, hold on. Like, I might have gone the horses a little too riled up in the cage. Like, we gotta kind of. We gotta. We gotta get the dogs. We gotta. We Gotta get. We gotta bring the dogs down. They're barking too. [02:20:10] Speaker A: That's why I had to watch the first 30 minutes of the episode like three or four times to make sure I wasn't missing something because I didn't think it was that crazy. And I told. [02:20:18] Speaker B: Yeah. After review. Did you? [02:20:20] Speaker A: No watch. Legit watch. All you have to do is watch the first 30 minutes. [02:20:24] Speaker B: That's what it is, right? [02:20:25] Speaker A: This whole phone call, I mean, it's not that crazy. You look like at one point like I was crying, laughing at you, like cuz you wanted no part of it. Like, to me that's funny. [02:20:34] Speaker B: Oh. I mean, like, so I could just. [02:20:36] Speaker A: Picture Justin watching it being like this piece of. He's not even listening to me. He's just like eating his yogurt now. Do I think Justin needs to look in. In it himself a little bit and think about the time when you were on your podcast and he didn't speak for 45 minutes and I had to be like, hey, Justin, you want to get involved in this? And he's like, oh, I'm making a song. [02:20:54] Speaker B: Yeah. And I didn't take it personal. [02:20:55] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:20:55] Speaker B: I. I don't know. [02:20:56] Speaker A: It just. Some people aren't. [02:20:57] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:20:58] Speaker A: Certain things and some people aren't. [02:20:59] Speaker B: Like, again, like, dude, I feel like I've definitely like been like way snarkier towards Justin in certain. In certain spots or like definitely like way more. More. I don't know, like more of a cunt towards him like while we've been on the show and like kind of like hash it out. Like when he mentioned the thing about my ex, like forcing me, like he had no idea who she was. And then that whole voting about. I forget what he was entirely. [02:21:24] Speaker A: You're trying to say he. She forced you to vote for this girl? She was trying. [02:21:29] Speaker B: She was trying to vote. No, she was trying to have me vote in general. And then she was. She was heavily on the Kamala Harris stream. Oh, okay. And that worked out for her, right? It worked out for her because if you heard the story, her mother didn't even actually end up going for Kamala Harris. Her mother voted for Jill Stein. [02:21:48] Speaker A: Okay. [02:21:48] Speaker B: I didn't vote at all. I never went and vote. [02:21:52] Speaker A: You never went? I lied, okay? [02:21:54] Speaker B: I lied about all that. I never went and vote. I felt like that was. I felt like it was terrible. I felt like it was awful. I. You know, I don't want to get into it, but, you know, I don't think you should ever give someone an ultimatum over voting like that, like she was giving. [02:22:06] Speaker A: Giving you an ultimatum over it. [02:22:08] Speaker B: Yeah. If you don't remember the story, she's like, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna talk to you or I'll be very upset with you if you don't. If you don't vote and AKA meaning like if I don't vote for who she's voting for. [02:22:18] Speaker A: Wow. She really. Which is crazy. [02:22:20] Speaker B: Which. Which also al. No previous conversation. Negative zero didn't come up until a week of voting. That. That all kind of ensued because you know how we all got sent the packets of like what's on the ballot. We were like in bed just reading them, like going back and forth, giving each other out 2 cents. And she was like, yeah. We deep dove into all the vote. I'm like, that was a deep dive. Like we were. We were talking, Talking about the SATs, talking about, you know, restaurants and all that stuff. But that's neither here there. Anyways, that instance, I got way more defensive and way more vulgar and that was way more ready to jump on him than I felt. Like when he was on the phone, I was talking to him. We were all. I don't know, maybe I was. [02:23:02] Speaker A: I. [02:23:02] Speaker B: Not the whole time he was talking on the phone. I mean like whether I was engaged or not. I get clocked out, dude. I get clocked out. You've watched me sit there for three hours and let some kid tell me how he almost fucking died. And I could have cared less. I could have cared less about that kid that fucking fell into the water. It is what it is. You want to take that and take it fucking to hard, dude, so be it, brother. So be it. It ain't that serious. I. First of all, you got a call and you got the say you should and no one, no one bash you or nothing. We were talking about wrestling. We were talking about your roommates. Again, you make a big deal out of something and I have to listen to it, which is fine, you know, like. No, that's. That's fucking ridiculous that you took the time to tell a story about a guy with a fucking sleep apnea machine on. [02:23:51] Speaker A: It's not that loud. [02:23:52] Speaker B: It's not that like, you know what I mean? But you still got the time to do that. So regardless of what I think of that, I don't care like it. That's neither here or there. Don't say that. You know, we gave you the opportunity at least talk. No one like cut you off mid like you do to some folks and just like, all right, like, no one wrapped you up on the phone like that. I didn't just come back from the break and just be like, all right, let's wrap it up. Unless I did do that. Did I do that? [02:24:15] Speaker A: Do you think this has more to do with, like, No, I. I don't. I don't know. Do you think that was like, more the camel that. The straw that broke the camel's back? Like, he's just so mad at you for not, like, doing shit like you say you're gonna do, make videos, and you don't make videos. In my mind, it's like, who cares? Like, if you don't put a video on the thing, like, who really cares? [02:24:35] Speaker B: I don't know, like, you really, like, tied to that. That. That. That's really what bothers you? I don't care. [02:24:40] Speaker A: I feel like he. He said it many times. He feels like you don't do enough for the podcast, but it's like, who cares? [02:24:46] Speaker B: I mean, I don't know. [02:24:50] Speaker A: Why is he allowed. Why is he allowed to criticize me if he's not gonna do anything? You know what I mean? [02:24:57] Speaker B: Like, they criticize you in what way? Like, what do I criticize him about? [02:25:02] Speaker A: I think you just kind of removed yourself. I don't think you can criticize anything he's saying. Oh, because. Oh, you know what, though? Because we said that he complains a lot and that he's not self aware about his complainer. So that would be. [02:25:14] Speaker B: So it's always when. It's always whenever something gets brought up about Justin, that is the biggest problem about. About it, all right? You're not perfect, dude. Neither any of us here. So if someone's going to talk to you about. Talk about something that happens with you, dude, like, look in the mirror, dog. You complain. Like, that's just what it is. Now you. You've brought it to a point where you're really putting a thumb over it. Okay? Like, not being self aware and al bringing that up like it is what it is. Like, how much. How much do you take of that? Like, you just take everything that people. People talk about you and just, like, beat yourself up about it. Or you take like, again, I think yourself far too serious, bro. [02:25:52] Speaker A: I think. [02:25:52] Speaker B: I think it's a podcast that was supposed to come here, like you said, and have some fun and have some laughs. Obviously you want to do it the right way. I'm not fucking. There's no contract here. I'm not binded to make no fucking video daily. Should I. Yeah, I probably should. Make more. But believe it or not, I'm having a very hard time getting in front of the camera right now and fucking recording a video. Okay. I don't need to explain that to you though. Nothing is. You're not do no explanation because you're not the CEO here, you're not the boss here. Do you think he thinks so? Do you think if that's, if that's the angle you want to go with it, bro? That's, that's cool. That's so great. I, I, I'll totally take your words of criticism on that. That I do nothing on this. [02:26:31] Speaker A: Do you ever see Space Jam? The, the fat guy that like holds. Come on. Space Jam. The fat guy that like, he's Danny DeVito plays him. No, like that. He's, he runs the mod style, guys. Yeah. On the chains. Do you feel like Justin's like that fat guy on the chair and you're on the chain? He's like, make a video. Dance for me. Dance for me. [02:26:49] Speaker B: Yeah. I mean like, no, I've never felt like that. Like no one's ever gonna tell me that I have to do something. Like I'm never, you know, I'm never gonna do, I'm not gonna do that like again. Listen, you want the truth behind it? I'm having very hard time making videos, okay? [02:27:04] Speaker A: That's so you gotta find the. [02:27:06] Speaker B: I have to just fucking let go of whatever's not letting me make the videos. Okay? There is something there because I've been wanting to make videos for the past three weeks. And it's like I get not choked up, like teary eyed or whatever. I get, I'm like. And then I put my phone down and then I don't do it. There's been plenty of stuff that why I made. I want to make a video about the draft. I wanted to make a video about Jared Durant. I've wanted to make videos about, you know, the Daredevil series. Keep that going. I stopped doing it. I've stopped making. I haven't made a video in fucking go and look at, at it. I'm dealing with something that I can't do them right now or else I would do them more. I can't do it right now. It's is what it is. If that's what bothers you, bro. [02:27:48] Speaker A: You, I think, I think. Do you have a Cleveland Indians jersey? Like a. [02:27:53] Speaker B: No, Major. No, I don't. [02:27:55] Speaker A: Because just like you, you could like green screen you in the strand just screaming anything and then Jared Duran flipping out on You, Yeah, yeah, like you screaming like you know anything. [02:28:05] Speaker B: Like, like you said, you've brought up, you've brought up ideas. You, you've knocked it down. I'm very happy about it. I'm not. You know, that's, that's awesome. That's great. I wish I could contribute in that essence for right now. I will show up. I will show up and do my best. That's just what it is. And I shouldn't say I'll do my best because again, this is a hobby. It's not. I, I don't have to, you know, if I show up and don't have my fastball and I don't feel like talking as much and I'd rather you lead and you talk more. More. That's just how the game goes. That's just what it is. [02:28:36] Speaker A: We got to pick up each other's slack sometimes. Sometimes you're only going to put up four points for a rebound. Sometimes you're going to put up 36. [02:28:43] Speaker B: That's it. That's it. But you ain't going to, you ain't going to sit here and, and say that, you know, I'm the right. [02:28:49] Speaker A: Now you're putting up two points. You're putting up two points. But that's fine, dude. We still want you, the team. You're a team guy. [02:28:53] Speaker B: It is. It is, bro. It is what it is. You know, I, I enjoy keep the vibes up. I enjoy doing the podcast. I, if, and now it's like, I want to make videos. And now knowing that that's like a hindering thing. And then if I start to make him, he would sit there and be like, yeah, it's because of me. Like, no, it's not. [02:29:12] Speaker A: So now you're not gonna make videos? No. [02:29:13] Speaker B: Now I'm probably gonna boycott it even more. [02:29:16] Speaker A: That seems, I would say that, that seems like the most adult thing you've ever said in your life. Like him. I'm not making the videos now, dude. [02:29:23] Speaker B: It's ridiculous. Like, he didn't make one video for like three years now all of a sudden, because you make video videos. Like you made some food court videos. Like, that's, that's. Now you get the claim, you know, like I did content creation and making videos far superior to when you were doing them. But I don't care about that stuff. I don't do the deck measuring competition on that. You know what I mean? I'm, I, I like the videos that he makes. I, I compliment on them and all that. I don't sit There, because again, he's saying it behind on a phone. He didn't say like that to me. That's what pisses me. [02:29:56] Speaker A: Well, you. Did you call him? [02:29:58] Speaker B: No, I didn't call him. What am I gonna call him for? [02:30:00] Speaker A: And I don't even know if he said half this stuff. I'm just, I'm just, I'm just trying to find, like, the, the root of everything. I'm trying to think of, like, what he's saying, and then the root of it, like, is this. [02:30:08] Speaker B: I could have sworn that you just said that. That's. He said that. Why does he allow to criticize me? [02:30:12] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, he did say that. He did. [02:30:13] Speaker B: Okay, so I'm not just talking to the air. [02:30:15] Speaker A: I just think that, you know, maybe a little breakaway you both can, you know, figure out. [02:30:21] Speaker B: Maybe we just can't work on the same team, dude. And that's just what it is. That's just how it works. [02:30:25] Speaker A: That's possible, too. Possible options. [02:30:28] Speaker B: Those, those, That's. I mean, I can't take that off the table. [02:30:30] Speaker A: I'm. Listen, I'm glad someone showed up. You know, I'm, I'm pretty sure I did 45 minutes by myself. I don't know. I'll look after. So I'm glad someone showed up. I was trying to drag this thing along. I mean, the first 10 minutes is me just eating cottage cheese. And it actually was actually delicious, to be honest. Yeah, nice. Nice buy this week, Chris, with the cottage cheese. I saw that, I was like, wow, I haven't had this in a while. [02:30:52] Speaker B: Well, I mean, never tried cottage cheese. That's not, that's not it, bro. That's not it. [02:30:57] Speaker A: What do you think of putting Durham on? L Sleep? This guy, my father was always busy work giving me to do. All right, so stay tuned for the podcast. Nico is going to be not making videos, which is perfect. Just where we want them. We're not expecting any. Listen, I'm going tell you, I change my mind. [02:31:18] Speaker B: I'm going make a video. Every day. Yeah, every day I get in the lab just, just and watch him cook. I don't know, because I don't even think they're going to be videos that are going to be deemed skits. None of that. They might just be me talking, might just me be bringing up a point. Me just talking. Maybe just trying to start a conversation. But as long as I do that, I, I, I think that's maybe where I should start. Start somewhere small, somewhere safer for me. [02:31:43] Speaker A: My question is, is because you have A full gut. Like your gut works correctly. Do you think you should start a food court? [02:31:50] Speaker B: I will not be doing that. No. I don't know if you're going to really go ice cream specific places. [02:31:55] Speaker A: You have been saying that for years. [02:31:56] Speaker B: Ice cream specific places. I will go to and I will start doing. [02:32:00] Speaker A: All right, what are we going to call this series? Let's get a series name. [02:32:03] Speaker B: I have no idea what it's called. I just like I. I just like I Cream Court. No, no, no. I like I. I. We might just call I like ice Ice Cream. That might be it. That might be it. Let's not think too much into it. But I wanna. I've heard. I gotta go to this place, bro. There's a place on my map, Scoop and Scootery. I gotta go and talk. I gotta go talk to them because they look. It looks ridiculous. [02:32:30] Speaker A: Okay, so let's work out for these. I. I guarantee that these videos are actually gonna happen. I feel like you got a little fire under your ass. Yes. Now let's get at least one ice cream video out this week. People love ice if. I legitimately think if you did just ice cream videos, people would want to know who has the best ice cream. No one does that. [02:32:48] Speaker B: Yeah, no one does that. No one does ice cream. [02:32:50] Speaker A: But are you just gonna go mint chocolate chip? Are you gonna do. What are you gonna do? [02:32:52] Speaker B: No, we could. Listen, I think. [02:32:54] Speaker A: I think Cookie Monster. Everyone makes a great chocolate chip cookie. Holy cow. I think. [02:32:59] Speaker B: I think you gotta go and get Richardson's on. I think you gotta go and get what they're most known for, and then you go and get what you order. [02:33:05] Speaker A: All right. [02:33:05] Speaker B: So I will always be getting two things. [02:33:07] Speaker A: This is perfect. I was gonna just say this. [02:33:09] Speaker B: I will always be getting on the same page, Nicole. Yeah. I will always be getting two things by. By all honesty, if you know me, it ain't crazy for me. I always get two ice creams. Okay. When I go to Dairymaid, my Dairymaid order, before we log off here, it's two lodges. One of them is a mint chocolate and cookie dough with hot fudge and chocolate jimmies. The other one is a cookie dough with moose tracks, hot fudge and chocolate jimmies. Okay. I eat the. I eat one and then I put another one in the freezer for them when I go to bed. [02:33:38] Speaker A: Okay. So you are actually doing full Sundays? [02:33:41] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:33:41] Speaker A: Okay. Okay. [02:33:42] Speaker B: Well, I mean, I don't know. You consider it a. Everyone's like, so you want a sundae? I never considered it a Sunday. I'm like, no, I want three scoops. Three scoops max. No, minimum. Three scoops minimum. Hot fudge, chocolate, Jimmy's. [02:33:53] Speaker A: I don't. I. Listen, I don't want a pizza, but get me a dough. Stretch it into a circle. Throw some tomato sauce on and some cheese. Cook it at like 5, 600 degrees. Chatty outside. Make the bottom nice and crispy. Make sure the cheese is melted. Melted. I don't want a pizza, though. That's what you don't want. Get me an ice cream. Three scoops. I'll take. [02:34:14] Speaker B: I'm basically like. I'm basically like, just don't put whipped cream in a cherry on the top. Because they're all like. Everybody's always. Their first question is, so, do you want whipped cream with that? And I'm just like, nah. Even though whipped cream's unbelievable, I love it. I do think that whipped cream takes up space in that cup, and I will not let you. [02:34:30] Speaker A: I agree. I don't like. I like whipped, like, homemade. I'm only made homemade whipped cream. What I. Dessert the other day was delicious, but, like, really regular. Fucking ready. Whip sucks. [02:34:39] Speaker B: No, that's. That's. That shit's trash. But you can make regular at home whipped creams. Awesome. [02:34:44] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:34:45] Speaker B: Dairy me. They're on strike two. Okay. Strike three. I am going to go there. I am. Yep. I am going to go there again. If I'm starting to see something in. In one of the cups that's. That's different than the other cup, and I can. I should have did the video about it, and I wanted to, and I just didn't do. And I just didn't. What are you saying? Are you saying that you left me realistic estate? There's too much real estate left. [02:35:05] Speaker A: You got to put that up. That's crazy. They can't be jimping you like that. Can't be greasering you. [02:35:10] Speaker B: They left me off by a half a scoop for sure, and I don't like that. [02:35:13] Speaker A: No, no, no, no. I think that's what you have to do. [02:35:16] Speaker B: I tip the most quality. [02:35:18] Speaker A: How big it is. [02:35:18] Speaker B: I tip the most. I tip the most probably, like, outside of, like, you know, a nice, fine dinner. I'll tip you the most on ice cream. I'll tip you the most. That was $15 for two of them. I gave them 30 bucks. I give them 30 bucks every time. I give him 30 bucks every time. [02:35:33] Speaker A: He'S given 100 tips on ice cream. That's how much he likes ice cream. I love Married to the Game. He's married to the game. He's doing this just for fun. He ain't even making videos yet. No, that's real life. [02:35:43] Speaker B: But I might. I could start with them. I did want to start somewhere else. Maybe a cookie. Like, Cookie Monster. I'm gonna go. What I want I would get from Cookie Monster. Then I will ask Cookie Monster, what are they most known for? And of course, they might say, oh, it's a cookie sandwich. All right, awesome. Great. Give me that. That, Give me that. Okay. That's what I was already gonna order. Then I'm picking something else too. It's always going to be two items. We're always getting what I want and what they're most known for. That's me. [02:36:07] Speaker A: You know what I feel like this is? I feel like this is like, former gang member, right? A former gang member that's still in the life, right? But now he wants to, like, go and be a podcaster. Like, that's what you're doing. You're going. You're like a ice cream savant, and you're trying to show it to the world now with the videos. [02:36:23] Speaker B: I mean, like, like, I've applied to multiple. I've applied to multiple different ice cream places, too, to, like, even, like, become like a manager. Like, again, like, I. [02:36:31] Speaker A: You love ice cream that much, dude, why don't you make your own ice cream place? I actually got a soft serve machine that. It's. Some people throw around some soft serve machines at me. Like, we should get a soft serve machine around in the area and just crank out. [02:36:44] Speaker B: I'm sure you would do great. People love soft serve. I'm not a fan of it, but crank. Cool. [02:36:50] Speaker A: I. First of all, I can make my own gelato. So, like, why don't we just get a gelato machine and we'll just make every type of gelato possible. [02:36:57] Speaker B: I have. If. If, buddy, if I know you. [02:37:01] Speaker A: Ninja creamery thing. [02:37:02] Speaker B: That's right. That's right. If she did anything right, she gave me an ice cream machine before she left. [02:37:07] Speaker A: So I love how she thought, like, your. Your level of adulthood. She got you an ice cream machine and game and chill. Like, you got to think, like, in your head, like, she saw you as a fucking child. Child. [02:37:20] Speaker B: All right. [02:37:21] Speaker A: I'm saying, like in before. [02:37:24] Speaker B: Before. [02:37:27] Speaker A: A kid, pretty much. I'll tell you why you were a kid. She's. She's telling you you don't know how to put away the clothes because you didn't know how to put the sheets away. She got you a game and she. She got you an ice cream machine. She didn't want to you so she was like a kid. And then what else happened? Something else happened. Chris. What else happened with him and this girl? Oh, she told you who to vote for. For. She was basically your mother. She was calling you an undeveloped 30 year old like your mother. [02:37:51] Speaker B: That's the biggest knock that I had on. She said she always felt like she was my mother. But I didn't need a mother. I needed a girlfriend. That's. I didn't. I. [02:37:59] Speaker A: That's it. She. [02:38:01] Speaker B: This is totally different. The man. I mean, like you, I. That means I'm comfortable. If my inner child can come out and I can be me, like, that's just who I am. [02:38:09] Speaker A: I would actually, I actually agree with that. [02:38:11] Speaker B: You guys know who I am. And so that's me to a core, man. I'm a fun, fun. You know, I'm a fun big hearted laughing goofball. That's what I am. I, I don't really know how to be much else. I'm not going to be much else than that probably. So if you were to put an. [02:38:25] Speaker A: Age mentally on yourself, because I actually, I. My number. I'll tell you my number first. I feel like I'm 17. [02:38:33] Speaker B: I feel like I'm 10. [02:38:34] Speaker A: I feel like I'm 17. Like I get. Like I have. I have to do a bunch of. That's responsible. [02:38:40] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:38:40] Speaker A: Like I got a kid, I gotta do a bunch of. Yeah, it's responsible. I feel like. Feel like I'm a. Like the, the most. I'm back in high school. Like that's, that's just me. And I don't think I'll ever grow up. [02:38:49] Speaker B: I don't know, man. I, I think that that's not a bad place to be. You know, as long as you're getting the real, the big boy stuff done. If you can. If you can work hard and play harder. I mean, like, you know that we just talked about this in the beginning, not taking life too seriously. You know, when you look back on that stuff and you. And you pick it all apart and you line it up like that. Yeah, it does sound like that. But in reality, man, I didn't need that. You know, I'm still. I'm still the same guy through and through. That's just me being me though. You know what I mean? I'm not gonna be. [02:39:16] Speaker A: I'm not gonna be Manny, Nico being Nico. [02:39:19] Speaker B: I'm not gonna be hated to love. [02:39:20] Speaker A: At the underdogs on top. [02:39:21] Speaker B: I'm not Going to be a representative ever of. Of who I can be or a representative of a person that they want me to be. Like, if I can't be my true self in front of you and, like, that's not cool with you, then it's. Then we. We don't coexist. That's all it is. You know, Know if you don't like that I, you know, like doing certain things or how I do them or how I act or, you know what? You don't like going to Target and having a ball. Can you not have a fucking fun time in Target? Does everything have to be like, no, we have to get this and then we have to move on. We have to leave. Like, no, like, give me a mission and let me recreate, like, a fucking mission out of Guardians of the Galaxy that I have to go to the other side of Target and acquire fucking butter, okay? And when I go and do that. That and bring it back to you, I am going to feel like the most achieved person in the world because I got my task done. Can I not have fun doing that. [02:40:11] Speaker A: Just to go get butter across the store? You're a simple guy. Simple guy. [02:40:15] Speaker B: It's not hard for me. I have the funnest time in the world when I'm doing the least amount of. I'm. No, no kidding. When. I'm sure when you and your wife are sitting down watching a movie, just shooting the. Just watching that. [02:40:27] Speaker A: We don't do those things. [02:40:28] Speaker B: If you do do those things. Things if. If it's. That's a fun space. [02:40:31] Speaker A: Kid sports. [02:40:32] Speaker B: That's a good thing. All right? Or if you're at kid sports doing whatever you're doing, but as long as you're there and it ain't over the top, you guys don't have to be somewhere in Bali or somewhere in Greece or you don't have to be on a premier golf course or whatever it is. [02:40:46] Speaker A: But I was. [02:40:47] Speaker B: I just think of it like that, man. I've just listened to a lot lately. It's just like some people think that life's all about these fucking extraterrestrial trips and all these materialistic things. When really just being in the. The moment and just being. And just being different planets when everyone. And just being present, dude. And just being in the moment, enjoying the space that's peaceful. Like, that's. That's dope. Because not a lot of people get that, man. So. And that's hard to find nowadays. So when you get to that point and you're at that point you're sitting in the pocket. Like I. To reference everything. Like, I'm comfortable in the pocket. I'm not scrambling. My mind's at ease. You got me, man. And you got me to that point, and that's where I was at. If you didn't like that, then it is what it is. Is. [02:41:30] Speaker A: Yep. [02:41:30] Speaker B: You're a coward. [02:41:31] Speaker A: Coward. You saw. Was that to Justin or was that. [02:41:33] Speaker B: No, that's to the girl. [02:41:35] Speaker A: Okay. All right, listen. This. This podcast is brought to you by The Brown Jug, 1014 River Beach Parkway. Go to the Jug. You see these videos? There's some person running their social media now putting up these videos of them making the dough, cutting the cheese. They're doing all this good, good stuff. Kids doing a good job. Whoever's running that social media, I'm not sure who it is. [02:41:57] Speaker B: Yep, vast difference. [02:41:58] Speaker A: They're doing a lot better than they're getting the first one. They deliver to three cities. So give them a call. Don't use the Uber Eats app. You're basically a scumbag. You basically ate off Hitler if you use Uber Eats. Yeah, go. Go support the Brown Jug. Great people over there. Second of all, I might need to send a bad signal to Tiff over at the Brown Jug. I'm telling you, she was there every single day at coffee. Like, she's with her friends and coffee. They, like, sit the. Remember I told you they police. [02:42:25] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah. [02:42:25] Speaker A: She hasn't been there for, like, five days. I'm like, at this point, like, she could be kidnapped and murdered. Ooh. So Tiff, get into our DMS and say, like, you're alive. [02:42:33] Speaker B: Just. Just a hand up emoji. Just. [02:42:34] Speaker A: Yeah, we might have to go check to see if she's at the Brown Dog. Or maybe she's going to a different one. Maybe they fucked up her order too many times. Maybe that's what's happening. [02:42:40] Speaker B: Maybe. [02:42:41] Speaker A: But go get. Check out The Brown Jug, 1014 Riviera Beach Parkway. Mike's over there doing his thing. People running the social media that absolutely never complain too much. [02:42:50] Speaker B: The Brown Jug is such an. Like, it's it. I don't. Don't want to say undervalued. I think it's valued. I think a lot of people in the area that know about. About it, love it. [02:42:58] Speaker A: They overlook it. [02:42:59] Speaker B: Everyone. Everyone that know that I know that knows it, loves it. They're doing great stuff. They're win. I listen. I don't care. All right, Pizza is fantastic. That's great. Bread and butter. Get some wings. Get some wings. Get some of the apps. All the apps are actually great, but the wings got me by. [02:43:18] Speaker A: The wings are. [02:43:18] Speaker B: I could go crazy. I don't even like crack. They're great. They this. They just like you bite. Snap. [02:43:25] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:43:27] Speaker B: All right. [02:43:27] Speaker A: All right. Keep it clean, you fat sucker. We'll see you guys next week. Sa.