Ep. 122 | 25 Blimps

[00:00:45] Speaker A: I think you got a case of the drops. [00:00:46] Speaker B: I might have a case of the drops. There's nothing better in this world than getting out a scream. Yeah, just like, takes everything. Takes everything out. [00:00:54] Speaker A: It's good. This is what we're doing. We're just eating. This is like. [00:01:00] Speaker B: Listen. [00:01:01] Speaker A: Not only that, it's like the. The headphones are so loud right now. [00:01:05] Speaker B: Your headphones. [00:01:06] Speaker A: Oh, my God. I can. I can hear a pin drop from across the street. [00:01:10] Speaker C: I can actually hear your esophagus, like, processing that app. [00:01:13] Speaker B: This is because what you guys touched over at the Brown Jug, you touched it and you guys jacked it up at one point. The Brown Jug. I had to take it, take a headphone off because it was too loud for me. [00:01:23] Speaker A: I haven't. I didn't touch a single. This is just too much. [00:01:31] Speaker B: I think that's gonna come. [00:01:33] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:01:34] Speaker C: Yeah, for sure. [00:01:35] Speaker A: It's through. [00:01:35] Speaker C: It's definitely gonna come through. I look like a cumulus cloud. I don't know about this shirt. I have to hang it up. [00:01:42] Speaker A: I like that. [00:01:43] Speaker C: It's. I honestly, I love how it fits. It's like one of these nice, big, baggy. Relax. [00:01:47] Speaker A: It just looks like you bleached it by accident and you just went with it. [00:01:52] Speaker C: They got my services. Like, you know how I feel about tie dye clothing. [00:01:56] Speaker A: You washed your white T shirt with, like, a blue shirt, so now, like a blue marker. [00:02:01] Speaker B: If this was me, I would. I think this is a good video for you to send around to people. You zoom in on your shirt like you're laying down on your shirt, and then it zooms out. Like someone's look on the ground looking up to the sky, and it zooms out. And then she out. You send that to all the girls all of a sudden, like, you know, happy. It's a beautiful day outside. [00:02:21] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:02:22] Speaker B: And they just. And then the video zooms out and it's just Nico's clock out. [00:02:26] Speaker A: And then they get a laugh. [00:02:27] Speaker C: Yeah, right? [00:02:28] Speaker A: They get a good laugh. [00:02:29] Speaker B: They get a good laugh. And it's creative. [00:02:31] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:02:32] Speaker C: Oh, okay. I was trying to see where the positive in this came from. [00:02:36] Speaker B: Creative. You're funny. [00:02:37] Speaker A: Speaking of, like, pedophiles. Well, not really pedophiles, but have you been paying attention at all to this? The Joe Gato stuff? [00:02:45] Speaker C: No, I don't know. I have no idea. [00:02:47] Speaker A: You know, a practical joke is like, he looks kind of like a raccoon. [00:02:51] Speaker C: Yep. Now I know exactly that guy. Yeah. Joe. Didn't he step away from this? [00:02:56] Speaker B: I mean, this is. This is. I'LL get into it after. But, yeah, Joe Gatto, it seems like he got in trouble for. [00:03:04] Speaker A: So basically, he's the. This girl he's going back and forth with Texan over, like, a couple days. She wanted to come to the show, meet him at the show. They're flirting back and forth. [00:03:16] Speaker C: Okay. [00:03:18] Speaker A: She's like, oh, get me like, a hotel room, whatever, or come back to my hotel room. They. They went out drinking. She's like, oh, I'm gonna just out drink with my friends. I'll meet you at your hotel room after. Goes to meet him at the hotel room after. And then is claiming like, oh, he like, manipulated me to get back to the room and then took advantage of me and this and that. [00:03:39] Speaker B: It's like, did they release the texture in its entirety? [00:03:43] Speaker A: I'm pretty sure. [00:03:44] Speaker B: Okay. You could see it back and forth. [00:03:46] Speaker A: You could see the back and forth. Well, she's saying, oh, there were other texts he sent, but he deleted them. And that's not how texts work. Like, you could still see, like, you can delete them from your phone. They're not. My message is not getting deleted from yours. [00:04:01] Speaker B: Right, Exactly. [00:04:01] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:04:02] Speaker A: So this now it's not only this girl. Now all these other girls are coming out, but none of them are saying, like, oh, there wasn't sexual assault. But he, like, groomed me. He was asking me to, like, come back to the hall. It's like, the dude's a single guy, he's a comedian, he's on the road, and you're talking to him for, like, three days of being flirty back and forth. So it's like, where do we draw the line where we start putting these girls in jail? Because there's real. There's real women out there that get up. [00:04:36] Speaker B: Yep. [00:04:36] Speaker A: You know, so it's like this was. [00:04:38] Speaker B: Nico's argument, if you remember, when he was out with that girl. [00:04:41] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:04:42] Speaker B: At the club. He said, like, listen, girls get raped. Guys just get lied. Get lied about. Remember that? [00:04:50] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:04:51] Speaker C: I mean, that wasn't the exact quote. [00:04:53] Speaker B: But that's what it was. [00:04:54] Speaker C: It was. It was something similar. [00:04:56] Speaker B: Guys just. [00:04:57] Speaker C: I said I was blackout, but I definitely know that I said something around the lines, like, nonchalantly, like. And listen, there's no offense to anyone. There are women out there that blatantly try and do it for a check. Like, don't. [00:05:10] Speaker A: They're doing it now. [00:05:11] Speaker C: Exactly. You can't. [00:05:12] Speaker D: Don't. [00:05:13] Speaker C: One. One way it happens for sure. And it's terrible, Obviously, it's disgusting. But there's also the Other side of people that make. Make. Make pretend. So if. If I'm a girl, hearing a girl lie about that, that just looks terrible. It looks so bad. [00:05:30] Speaker A: It's like, this is why guys get so afraid to even hang out with girls. Because it's like, hey, if we're just like, we're talking back and forth and, like, we're both being flirty. [00:05:40] Speaker C: Yep. [00:05:41] Speaker A: And then I say, oh, do you want to come over? And then you take an Uber ride over to my house and nothing like where? And then we hook up and then you leave, and then you're just like, oh, I was drunk, so he took advantage of me. It's like, yeah, I mean, what are we talking about? [00:05:56] Speaker B: This is what's going to happen in that Uber, right? You knew you place. [00:06:00] Speaker C: This is 1:00 in the morning. [00:06:02] Speaker A: You Uber into my house. [00:06:03] Speaker C: This is something that, like, that's your agreement. This is just literally something that I'm just. You know, you go through and you think about, like, everything and anything. Everyone makes their own decisions. Everyone. You can't. You know what I mean? Like, everyone's gonna do what they want to do. At the end of the day, these people want to go ahead and do that. And then maybe something they don't get the answer that they want or the result that they want so that they result in doing. [00:06:28] Speaker B: Does this feel really doc? [00:06:30] Speaker C: Yeah. No, not really doc. [00:06:33] Speaker A: To me it does because of my glasses. [00:06:35] Speaker C: Yeah, you got tinted glasses. It's a little darker in here, though. No, I would say natural light. It's a little bit darker in here, but yeah, it's a shame, dude. It just. [00:06:44] Speaker A: Every light in the house off. [00:06:46] Speaker B: I think it's the other camera. [00:06:48] Speaker A: If it is that and you have every light in the house off. [00:06:51] Speaker B: It's a good point, Justin. Sometimes you have good points. I'm going to get up and throw a couple. Couple loose on. Okay. A little. Couple of these loose. I just had my apple. I'm awake now. [00:07:05] Speaker A: I wish, like, I could turn the camera around because. Because there's, like, the equivalent of the microwave light is on in this house. [00:07:12] Speaker B: Yeah, you're right. You got a good point. You got a good point. [00:07:16] Speaker A: Don't spill anything this time. I don't know if. If we even got it on camera. [00:07:20] Speaker C: No, we did. [00:07:22] Speaker A: Okay, we'll clip it. But for those just, like, listening and watching right now, I look over and the cat al has the window open, right? And I'm like, hey, is the cat gonna jump out the window? Because there's no screen on it. Wow. Much better. And Al goes. Al goes to get out, puts all his weight on this little table and spills his 15 shots of espresso just all over the ground. [00:07:49] Speaker C: It still smells like espresso. [00:07:51] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, that's good. Look how it does look way brighter. Much brighter. [00:07:55] Speaker A: It is in here. [00:07:56] Speaker B: Listen, sometimes we make mistakes, you know? Cat almost jumped out the window. I dropped my coffee. [00:08:01] Speaker C: Dude, let the cat jump out the window if it wants to jump out the window. [00:08:04] Speaker B: Like I just said, I think I'm gonna do that. [00:08:06] Speaker C: Everybody makes their own decisions. You gotta live. You gotta live with the decisions that you make. You know what I mean? [00:08:11] Speaker B: I mean, like, this is what I'm talking about. Like, one of my work is at a little sub shop in Lynn. Just text me and says, hey, Al, we have a bit of a problem. A customer paid with a really large, large bill and basically wiped out all of our change. And it's a picture of her holding a million dollar bill. It's like, it's April 1st. We get it. It's April Fool's Day. I hate April Fools. That's all I'm gonna write back. Because now she's gonna think I'm mad at her. So. And that's the type of person that. That's gonna eat her away. So I hate April Fools. That's all you're getting back. April Fools needs to be abolished. Everybody knows what's going on. Even though in the middle of that whole thing where I spilled my coffee, I got got with an April Fool's joke and it's kind of pissing me. [00:08:56] Speaker A: You thought you were gonna get coffee. Here's the thing about April Fools with me. I thought we stopped April Fool's jokes. Like in, like the sixth grade. Sixth, seventh grade. [00:09:08] Speaker C: You stopped. [00:09:09] Speaker A: I thought it was. [00:09:10] Speaker B: That's what I thought. But then the company started taking it over. These marketing exists. IHOP changes to ihob. Do you remember that when it was like International House of Burgers? It's like your pancake sucking your burger suck. Actually, no, I'm taking that back. Pancake. [00:09:22] Speaker A: They got good pancakes have good pancake. [00:09:24] Speaker B: They have a great original pancake. I'll give. [00:09:26] Speaker C: I'll take ihop. [00:09:27] Speaker B: Yes. Yeah. [00:09:28] Speaker C: I could take down those pancakes. [00:09:29] Speaker B: I could take them down. They can go down heavy. [00:09:30] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah. [00:09:32] Speaker B: Remember that time you got the chocolate pancakes with the chocolate milk and chocolate sauce on it? That was disgusting. [00:09:37] Speaker A: And then he died. The whole ride home, I couldn't figure out why he didn't feel. [00:09:40] Speaker C: I just had to take A bro. I was drinking. I've been for the. For like the past 24 hours. Consumed like pizza, Red Bull and chocolate chip cake. [00:09:49] Speaker A: Here's the thing. It's like we have a four hour drive ahead of us. [00:09:53] Speaker C: We stopped. [00:09:54] Speaker B: Still the craziest meal ever done on a road trip. We. [00:09:57] Speaker A: We legitimately have a four hour ride ahead of us. And you ate like the thing that is going to just. You were miserable the whole ride. Like we were. We were 20 minutes into this ride and you're like. He was like groaning. [00:10:11] Speaker B: All he wanted to do was like spike a ball outside of that little body. The Lombardi Rest Stop, that's all he wanted to do. It's all he cared about. [00:10:21] Speaker C: Then, then getting tip. After we got that, after we made that first stop and had to get back on the highway, dude, that was so miserable. I fucking hated myself. Like, this is the longest drive in the world, bro. [00:10:33] Speaker A: Oh yeah, that ride was. [00:10:34] Speaker C: It was. The drive there was fun as hell. The drive home sucks. [00:10:38] Speaker A: We filmed the entire podcast the whole way there. [00:10:42] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:10:42] Speaker A: And we still have not made a single clip from that. [00:10:49] Speaker C: Yeah, no, that's made one. I have. I have the videos on my phone. Then my video. Like, I remember my phone burnt out or something. [00:10:57] Speaker A: I made a whole video. It's on. [00:11:01] Speaker C: I. You. [00:11:01] Speaker B: Oh, you change it to seven minutes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:11:05] Speaker C: That was a. That was a wild. [00:11:07] Speaker B: Speaking about coffees that I just spilled all over the place, even though now I'm going to put in an Uber eats order for 13 Diet Cokes from McDonald's because that's the only thing you can do right now. Our girl, Tiff from the Brown Jug, she's there every single day. [00:11:20] Speaker A: She's a savage. [00:11:21] Speaker B: She's there every single day at the same time. We pretty much walk in at the same time. Usually when I get there, she's already there and she's talking to the same girl world. And they are so retarded. Her and this girl, they're so jacked up. They're screaming at each other left and right. I'm like, how does she have this much energy at 8:30 in the morning? They're screaming, they're laughing, they're having a good time. I'm like, why don't they just go in? They legit park like cops. They'll go like back to front and you know, like one pox. It pulls in one bags and then they're talking to each other. [00:11:51] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:11:52] Speaker B: I'm like, why don't they just go inside and they sit out there for like 45 minutes. Like why don't you use you and your friend going, what are you doing. [00:11:58] Speaker A: Out there watching them for 45 minutes? [00:12:00] Speaker B: Because I've been there at like 9:15. I know they get there at like 8:30. [00:12:04] Speaker A: What are you doing there at 9:15? [00:12:06] Speaker B: What do you mean? I'll go drop my kid off if I have to go do something. [00:12:09] Speaker A: At the Jug? [00:12:10] Speaker B: No, at Starbucks. Oh, at Starbucks. Dude, they're up there. [00:12:15] Speaker C: It's like, I'm not gonna lie, I was just envisioning the Brown Jug parking. [00:12:19] Speaker B: It's actually way funny. No, they're at the same stop. [00:12:24] Speaker C: I'm like, this lady is fried. Why are you at the brown jug at 8:30 in the morning, bro? Back to back cough like caugh. And then the cop. And then I completely visualize the cop exchangement and I'm like, why are we doing this at this time of the day? [00:12:39] Speaker A: It made no sense. [00:12:40] Speaker C: Do you sell fucking drugs? Yeah, yeah. Today? [00:12:43] Speaker B: Yeah. No, it's outside Starbucks. She's just all jacked up. I don't even think she takes a sip of her coffee. She's just all jacked up from like when she wakes up today she was just outside screaming as loud as she could. I could hear in the Starbucks because I had to wait for my, my order for a little bit. I could hear just talking as loud as she could right in the girl's face. So I get out there, I'm like, oh, we get to start a coffee club. They're like, we're here every day. 8:30. We're here every single day. If Tiff could. [00:13:10] Speaker C: Yeah, they like, they love that. [00:13:11] Speaker A: If Tiff could be any quote, Tiff would be you wake up and you're like, you know the quote? Like it's time to suck today's dick. [00:13:20] Speaker B: That's her all day. [00:13:20] Speaker A: That's Tiff. [00:13:21] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:13:21] Speaker A: Like in a nutshell, it's time to suck today's dick. [00:13:24] Speaker B: Yeah, but she's get. She gets it done by like 8:32. [00:13:28] Speaker A: Oh yeah. [00:13:28] Speaker B: Like she's already, she's already finished. Yeah, you know, done. Yeah, yeah. She just got energy like crazy. But go to the Brown Jug. Brown Jug, Chelsea, Massachusetts. [00:13:38] Speaker A: This episode. [00:13:39] Speaker B: They are a sponsor of this episode. Even though I got people in my DMs. Are they paying you to sponsor? They're absolutely not paying us to sponsor. We just love it so much. That's so good. [00:13:46] Speaker A: We loved it so much. We went to a comedy show and it was a 10 person table and how many pizzas did you get. [00:13:54] Speaker B: I got 10 pizzas. I think you gotta get one pizza per person. That's just a per person. A pizza per person. Yeah. Delicious. The wings were unbelievable. The pizza was unbelievable. Every single. [00:14:06] Speaker A: They crush it. [00:14:07] Speaker B: The sausage and garlic. [00:14:09] Speaker A: They crush it. [00:14:10] Speaker B: Was I burping up the garlic for a little bit? Yes. But guess what? [00:14:12] Speaker A: Who cares? [00:14:13] Speaker B: I love it. It's a reminder of the pizza that I just had. [00:14:16] Speaker A: And, like, sometimes you just don't want people to talk to you. [00:14:19] Speaker B: Exactly. [00:14:19] Speaker A: It's like a perfect defense. Like, hey, why don't you get the away. [00:14:23] Speaker C: Garlic's good. I like garlic. Like, I got. I like garlic. No, like, every, like, one or two ways that it's, like, maybe done. I like. I don't even really like garlic bread that much. I'm just being transparent. But sometimes garlic and, like, a chicken, broccoli, and ziti is. It's nice. [00:14:38] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:14:38] Speaker A: We have a great. [00:14:39] Speaker C: Other than that. [00:14:40] Speaker B: I love garlic. I could eat it all day long. [00:14:42] Speaker C: I couldn't. I can't. [00:14:43] Speaker A: I. I'm not sure if you've told. [00:14:45] Speaker B: It never agrees. [00:14:45] Speaker A: I'm not sure if you've told this story on the podcast before. You might have, because we always do that. But for new listeners and people that have been along for the long. The long haul. Do you want to tell the aunt garlic story? [00:15:00] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. She's just. [00:15:02] Speaker A: Because I think that's so. [00:15:03] Speaker B: I definitely have told it, and I probably told it several times. I don't give a. This is like. She's maybe, like, she's so delusional that I love it. Our aunt. We were working. Working in the restaurant, and she's just. She's got. She's got a plate of food, and I believe it was a garlic and oil. I think it was like a garlic and oil. And then she had raw garlic on the side. That uncooked garlic that she just had minced. So it's fresh minced garlic on the side in a cup. And she's scooping it into her thing, and then she's taking a scoop and eating. And I'm like, what are you doing? [00:15:37] Speaker C: That's disgusting. [00:15:39] Speaker B: She's like, what do you mean? I love garlic. Yeah, me too. Like, but I like my garlic cooked. [00:15:47] Speaker A: Yeah, not that much. [00:15:48] Speaker B: And Ian, like, okay, everyone maybe has popped, like, a peeled clove. You know what I'm saying? Like, of course you've done it before. She's eating scoops of this stuff. I'm like, are you kidding me? [00:15:58] Speaker A: It's not ice cream. [00:15:59] Speaker B: I'm like, you are definitely gonna get sick. Like, that would bother my stomach. Cook garlic even bothers my stomach over time. You're eating raw garlic. She's like, I'm telling you right now, stale trap. She's telling me, I got a steel trap. This never bothers me. I do it all the time. It's great for you. It's great for you. You should do it. I go, auntie, I appreciate it. I know that's gonna me up. Enjoy. I get a call the next morning, maybe eight in the morning. You'll never believe it. I'm like, what? She's like, I was up all night. My stomach was in shambles. I'm like, no shit. You ate raw garlic and you. And it wasn't like a little bit of garlic. It was like scoops. Like she was eating ice cream. Justin's right. Like, that's like a perfect way to put it. Just fucking scooping it in her fucking mouth. It was disgusting. So she learned that lesson real fast. Don't eat raw garlic. [00:16:50] Speaker A: You learned that the hot way. Yeah. [00:16:54] Speaker B: So I felt like I had to bring something up. [00:16:58] Speaker C: I had Nico. [00:17:01] Speaker A: You were missed. [00:17:02] Speaker B: Oh, the pulling the cork. [00:17:04] Speaker A: You were missed at the show. [00:17:05] Speaker B: A lot of people were asking for you. [00:17:06] Speaker A: I got a lot of. Where's Nico? [00:17:08] Speaker C: Wow. Really? [00:17:09] Speaker A: Nico? [00:17:09] Speaker C: That's very nice. Yeah, some people like you very nice. Yeah, I guess some people do like me. That's cool. [00:17:14] Speaker A: Where's Nico? [00:17:15] Speaker C: Oh, well, that's very nice. Good representation. [00:17:18] Speaker B: What. [00:17:18] Speaker C: What night was that? [00:17:20] Speaker B: Saturday. [00:17:20] Speaker C: Saturday, yeah. Talking. [00:17:22] Speaker B: I know you're done on the weekends. [00:17:23] Speaker C: I'm. On the weekends. I'm. I'm cooked, bro. It's just. Wow. I. It's just how I operate right now. [00:17:28] Speaker B: Yeah. But that was a great time to pull in the cork even though Nico couldn't come. [00:17:32] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:17:33] Speaker B: They put on a great, great show. [00:17:35] Speaker A: Number one, I got to meet Danny for the first time. Danny is reached legend status in my book already. [00:17:42] Speaker B: Because he sucked your dick for a little bit. [00:17:43] Speaker A: No, no, no. [00:17:44] Speaker B: Because he likes wrestling. [00:17:45] Speaker A: I a. I just like his energy. [00:17:47] Speaker B: Yeah, he's got good energy. [00:17:48] Speaker A: He's like shot out of a cannonball. [00:17:49] Speaker B: Yep. Like you, complete opposite. [00:17:52] Speaker A: I'm very eager. He is shot out of a cannonball. [00:17:55] Speaker B: Right. [00:17:56] Speaker A: I thought he did great. [00:17:58] Speaker B: He crushed it. His. [00:17:59] Speaker A: His stand up was. Was really good. I think that's something that he should be doing more. [00:18:04] Speaker B: Yep. I would agree. Think he feels the same way. [00:18:07] Speaker A: Yeah. Brendan looked like a jar of fucking schmuckers. [00:18:11] Speaker B: Brendan can't dress. [00:18:12] Speaker A: No, no. I need to take him out. [00:18:14] Speaker B: No, he honestly had this on. He had the tablecloth that we have on, right? [00:18:17] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:18:17] Speaker A: The table spot that we're recording on is the same shirt. [00:18:20] Speaker B: This could be his shirt. [00:18:21] Speaker C: Do they have a kilt on? [00:18:23] Speaker B: No, no, he did have it. Did he have a scally cap on? [00:18:25] Speaker A: We. No, we need to take. Yeah. Him shopping. [00:18:29] Speaker C: I should have. [00:18:30] Speaker B: No, he's just always in plaid. The kid's just the plaid dad. That's what. That's what he calls himself on the plaid. [00:18:34] Speaker A: He's the plaid dad. [00:18:35] Speaker C: Oh, that is tough, bro. I don't want to become the plaid dad. I don't. [00:18:39] Speaker B: I'm not there. [00:18:41] Speaker C: I can't. I. I can't. That's just not my. [00:18:43] Speaker B: He's rolling up his stuff, by the way. Okay, I'm not gonna drop any name drops, but there was some characters at this thing. I'm not gonna name people's names, but let's just say that there's a kid that's there that he talks like. Like the guy from Waterboy. He's like. He's just, like, saying all this stuff, and you're, like, trying to keep up with it, and you're like. You can't really understand what he said at one point during this thing. Now, this kid was going back and forth to the bathroom a lot. [00:19:10] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:19:11] Speaker B: Okay. Let's just put it that way. So everyone knew what was going on. So one. At one point, he comes back, and Danny looks at him, is like, dude, you still got some in your nose. It's like. And he's like, oh, damn. And then he's, like, going like this. And then he takes it out, Takes a little coke booger out and, like, offers it to me like, you want it? I'm like, what the. I don't do seconds. You think I'm gonna do seconds? I ain't even doing first with it now. You think I'm gonna do your second? Your coke, bro. [00:19:41] Speaker C: That's gross. [00:19:43] Speaker A: He walked up to Mako, the same. [00:19:45] Speaker C: Guy that just skeeves me. [00:19:46] Speaker A: He goes, oh, you know, we used to skate together. You used to tie my skate. [00:19:51] Speaker B: Michael's like, I absolutely did not tie your skate. My skate. You would tie my skates there that time. [00:20:01] Speaker C: At one point, I asked him, bobby Boucher. [00:20:03] Speaker B: Yeah, dude. I go, are you like. Has anyone ever told you that you sound like you're from, like, Louisiana? He's like, dude, you took that the first time everyone ever said that to me. Just like that. [00:20:10] Speaker A: The guy's out of his mind. [00:20:12] Speaker C: He's A raging kid. [00:20:13] Speaker B: You definitely know who this kid is. If your brother knows. He. He's on the hockey scene. You definitely know who this kid is. Yeah, he's an electric factor. [00:20:21] Speaker A: He's like, short. He's kind of chubby, and he is a electric. Yeah, he. He came up to me too. He's like, I see you on the podcast. Really funny. [00:20:33] Speaker C: I wish I got. I wish I. I wish I had an encounter with this person. [00:20:37] Speaker B: Well, you would think he's from, like. I'm pretty sure he's from like the heart of Malden. Like, he's Malden. That's how he talks. [00:20:44] Speaker C: That's how. [00:20:44] Speaker A: It makes no sense. [00:20:45] Speaker B: Yeah, it makes absolutely zero. [00:20:47] Speaker C: Sometimes. Sometimes people don't match up with, like, match up with voices. [00:20:51] Speaker B: He left. He had coke all over him. Like, all over his sleeves, all over his thing. And then he went up and gave my wife a hug. My wife was like. I was panicking so bad. I walked away. I was like. I thought I was gonna get high from just how much coke was on his sleeves when he gave it a hug. [00:21:04] Speaker C: I'm like, that's crazy. [00:21:05] Speaker B: Yeah. He's probably got like $200 in his fleece jacket right now. [00:21:09] Speaker A: 100. [00:21:10] Speaker C: Oh, my. [00:21:10] Speaker B: On the sleeves of his fleece jacket. [00:21:13] Speaker C: That's not it. [00:21:14] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:21:14] Speaker C: That's never it. [00:21:15] Speaker B: No. That kid's the man, though. [00:21:16] Speaker A: I will say this. That bar is like pretty sick. The members. [00:21:20] Speaker B: It's very sick. [00:21:21] Speaker A: It's. That's one of the better members bars, I think. [00:21:23] Speaker B: And I think it's a dirt cheap membership. Yeah. And I think we were paying like $2 for beers on the member's side. [00:21:28] Speaker A: So that was crazy. [00:21:29] Speaker B: It was kind of insane. I'm like, that's all it was. [00:21:31] Speaker C: Where was it? [00:21:31] Speaker B: Malden. Irish American in Malden, in case you didn't know that. [00:21:36] Speaker C: No. Yeah. [00:21:37] Speaker B: 177 West Street, I believe is the address. [00:21:40] Speaker A: The only thing I will say they. I wish that they did was dim the lights a little bit. It's like nobody wants to go to a comedy show. [00:21:46] Speaker C: And they looked. That's why I was shocked. I seen the thing. It was. It was like you're in a. [00:21:51] Speaker B: So I think that the pro. I think, okay, so I could be a thousand percent wrong. I'm sure the pulling the Cork boys will get into the mentions after. I felt like Gilligan, who was the host of the show, Paul Gilligan, Very funny guy. Yeah, they're all funny. Will Noonan was there. Sean O'Brien's hilarious. He might have one of the slowest, best sense of cadence ever. Yeah. Very slow Cadence, where Danny's in your face. [00:22:15] Speaker A: I thought he was coaching me. I thought he was, like, life coaching me while he was up there. [00:22:19] Speaker B: I think that's what he thinks. I think that's what he likes to think. He'd be a. A life coach for Fico, probably because. [00:22:26] Speaker A: He would be phenomenal. [00:22:27] Speaker B: He's kind of dummy to himself. Like, some of the stuff he does. Like, he. He thinks he's always the right and he's always wrong. Kind of like Nico. They. They're like the same person pretty much. If Nico, Nico and Danny. Like, I don't know how you guys met. That was like, two forces that met together that, like, were meant to be together. Like, you two should be. Like, if you were in wrestling, you'd be a tag team. You too. Yeah, that's what it would be. You'd be like, the same person. Hawk and animal. That's them too. I think Paul Gilligan was running that thing because he tried to dim the lights, and then I felt like he felt like they were getting louder when the lights were off. [00:23:00] Speaker C: Doesn't. [00:23:01] Speaker A: So he wanted to keep sense, though. [00:23:02] Speaker B: So he wanted. I would agree. [00:23:03] Speaker C: I thought I was gonna say maybe they don't want the whole show. [00:23:06] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:23:06] Speaker B: On them. I know you want the. [00:23:08] Speaker A: It needs to be the light. It's. Need to be focused on them. And the. And then the crowd stuff needs to be dim. [00:23:13] Speaker C: It's also for the comedian. Like, it's definitely, like, up here thing to not be able to see everybody just, like, staring at you. [00:23:20] Speaker A: Because people in the back are going to be talking. It's like, I don't want the people. I don't want to look if I'm performing. I don't want to see the people in the. [00:23:28] Speaker C: In. [00:23:28] Speaker A: In front of the bar yapping about nothing while I'm trying to talk. [00:23:31] Speaker C: Yeah, it's gonna. It's gonna mess me up. [00:23:32] Speaker A: It's gonna. Me up. [00:23:33] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:23:34] Speaker A: That's why the guy was shushing everybody, though. He was like a madman. [00:23:38] Speaker B: Oh, he was. Yeah. [00:23:39] Speaker A: I. His whole half is. The words that came out of his. [00:23:42] Speaker C: Mouth were, yeah, I hate that. I'm not gonna lie. I hate. [00:23:45] Speaker B: He did a lot of time up there. He did a good job. I thought he was good. I thought they were all good. So it was a good show. So I would say, check that out. Check out. Next year, you should definitely try to go to that. Go to their. Their golf thing. You're probably not even going to be Able to get a foursome. Maybe if you're nice enough to me, maybe I'll let you on one of my foursomes. I don't think these two have a shot. Or getting on one of my foursomes. Jay Hurley. Probably shouldn't have said his name. He's getting on my foursome. [00:24:11] Speaker A: I don't even know who that is. [00:24:13] Speaker B: Good, I'm glad. It could have been the kid with the coke, but I don't know. Oh, could have been. [00:24:16] Speaker A: You said his name. [00:24:17] Speaker B: I know, I know. I. So maybe I'll go back and bleep that. I probably won't go and bleep that. No, I don't think he gives a new shade. Oh, yeah, buddy. You want to see me? You get this ball. You watch me hit this ball. I hit this ball. Right down the middle. Right down the middle. [00:24:33] Speaker A: That guy was out of his mind. [00:24:35] Speaker C: Probably school. I love that down in that game. He's just rubbing his nipples. [00:24:40] Speaker A: Yeah. What a great movie. [00:24:44] Speaker C: Great movie, bro. [00:24:45] Speaker A: I watched the duo for last night. This came out in like 2016. I didn't even know it existed. Him and David Spade, they like fake their own deaths. [00:24:55] Speaker B: You've never seen. [00:24:55] Speaker A: I never. I never seen it. I watched it randomly last night. It was a good one. [00:24:59] Speaker B: It's a good movie. [00:24:59] Speaker C: I've never seen. I've never seen that movie. I was just gonna. [00:25:02] Speaker A: Wrong Missy yet? Yes, I know you have. What is it the wrong Missy? No, bro. [00:25:07] Speaker C: I was gonna text you guys last night for movie recommendations. I was looking for one, but I didn't know if the one was that I wanted to watch. Is out yet on Netflix with Tom Hardy. I think it's called like, I don't know what it's called, but I'm looking forward towards that. I'm looking forward towards Sinners. I definitely want to see that movie. It's like van. That's like old, old western vampires with fucking Michael B. Jordan. They just dropped the new name officially for the next Spider Man. It's Spider man for a Brand new Day. [00:25:43] Speaker A: Oh, they're getting away from the home. [00:25:45] Speaker C: Yeah. So now it's just called Brand New Day. Okay, that's cool. That the Doomsday. They just released a huge dude Marvel. Oh, my God. A six hour live stream where they released an actor every 10 minutes of who's gonna be in the Avengers Doomsday trailer. It was wild. It was awesome, though. I guess everybody, of course, was waiting towards the end. You get Channing Tatum back as the Gambit. That's awesome. Original X Men. But some noticeable people left off was like no Ryan Reynolds, no Hugh Jackman, no Tom Holland, stuff like that. But Sir Ian McKellen making this return to being Magneto. What's that other dude's name? Cummings. Something coming. Al Cummings or something like that. [00:26:31] Speaker A: That. [00:26:31] Speaker C: The guy who played nightclubs Come. Guy that played Nightcrawler. That's exciting. So you got Nightcrawler and what X Men. He was the original. He's the original Nightcrawler. That was cool. Movie news. There was something. [00:26:47] Speaker B: Oh yeah, Alan Cummins. [00:26:48] Speaker C: There was something. [00:26:49] Speaker B: Okay. Yeah, I know who it is. Oh, Alan Cummins is the guy from. What's it called? Yeah, the Trader Show. That's on Amazon. Yes, that's what all the girls will know him from. [00:27:01] Speaker A: Yeah, he's good though. [00:27:02] Speaker B: Yeah, he's good. He's good and stuff. [00:27:04] Speaker C: He's. [00:27:04] Speaker B: He's a great character actor. [00:27:05] Speaker C: No Jean Grey, that girl. Whoever played Jean Grey, she's not. They didn't. They didn't put her in that. There's obviously gonna be some couple surprises. But that's not 2026. Again, there was no Ryan Reynolds chair. There was no Hugh Jackman chair. The last chair that they showed was Robert Downey Jr. Of course. But like there is. Dude, I don't know. I have no idea how in the world they got this many people to do one movie. I don't know how they do that. [00:27:33] Speaker A: Yeah, they paid them fucking an obscene amount of money. [00:27:36] Speaker C: But how do you, how do you get over 30 people in this like on the same time frame schedule? I'm sure not everybody obviously is in the same room at once. But at one point they're gonna have to be. [00:27:47] Speaker B: Well, I think because they have the. [00:27:48] Speaker C: End game or Infinity War, bro. You remember that with the seeing the behind the scenes, like everybody in one fucking studio, dude. [00:27:55] Speaker B: I think it's because they probably, they keep their on schedule for that reason. Like they did not film it for one year from today probably or whenever they are. So they already know they're filming one year. They're gonna move all their around because it's probably the highest pay that they're gonna get. [00:28:08] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. [00:28:09] Speaker B: And people are like, okay, I wanna. I'm not gonna. With Marvel. [00:28:13] Speaker A: No, it's gonna be one of the highest grossing movies. [00:28:15] Speaker C: Yeah. Oh, it's gonna. Yeah, they all are gonna be. [00:28:18] Speaker B: They'll move their indie shooting movies or some of the other stuff around. Marvel is the way I would look at it. [00:28:23] Speaker C: Yeah, they put off beyond and then the next. I don't know if you guys watched into the spider verse, across the spider verse of fucking unbelievably great animated movies. [00:28:31] Speaker A: But they just was way better than. [00:28:33] Speaker C: The second they put it off. I agree with that. They put it off another year, 2027. [00:28:41] Speaker B: So I'm sure this is riveting to the custom, to the listeners. They just want to know when every single Marvel movie's ever been released. [00:28:48] Speaker C: Well, that's all recent. That's just all recent. [00:28:50] Speaker A: We're talking about stuff that's come out in 2027. [00:28:53] Speaker B: Yeah, it's like two and a half. I'll be dead by then. I'm not hitting 2020. [00:28:57] Speaker C: There's. There's a chance that I. I'm not going to make it to doomsday. I am going to be Doomsday. [00:29:01] Speaker A: There's a chance I don't make it to Easter right now. [00:29:04] Speaker C: That I mean, you know, you just got surgery. [00:29:06] Speaker B: He's getting surgery right before. [00:29:08] Speaker C: Do you have a date? 16th of April. [00:29:10] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:29:11] Speaker C: Nice. [00:29:12] Speaker A: So it is possible I don't make it to Easter. [00:29:14] Speaker B: It's not really that basic of a surgery is what I'm hearing. I'm here and it's not that bad. They just pull sleeve over your stuff and then you'll be fine in a couple days. [00:29:21] Speaker A: They go with me with six robots. [00:29:23] Speaker B: Yeah, Little baby robots. That's not a big. [00:29:25] Speaker A: Just little baby robots. [00:29:26] Speaker B: Could be open heart surgery. [00:29:28] Speaker A: Well, what happens is they just don't know how big the hernia is. So when they. Because the hernia is in my chest. So when they go inside, if it's bigger than they were seeing because it slides. So it could be bigger, could be smaller. That depends on where it is. They might have to do a full cut. Like they cut you fully open. [00:29:50] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. [00:29:51] Speaker A: So we don't know yet. I won't know either until I wake up or I don't wake up. [00:29:55] Speaker B: I would say it's going to be smaller than he thinks. That's my opinion. Because he's always so negative. I think that he doesn't think positive, dude. [00:30:02] Speaker C: It's also. Technology nowadays is crazy. They like go into people's knees, they make like a 2 inch insertion. It's like, like go through all insertion. [00:30:11] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:30:11] Speaker C: You got in. What is it? Incision. [00:30:13] Speaker B: Yep. You got it. You got it there. You got it. [00:30:16] Speaker C: I'm there, bro. Yeah, I'm there. I'm getting sophisticated it. [00:30:19] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:30:20] Speaker B: Yeah. That was the right word. You were. You used it correctly. [00:30:23] Speaker C: Really not Intellect. I just found out what intellectual awareness was yesterday. [00:30:28] Speaker B: From who? [00:30:30] Speaker C: A female mentioned the thing. [00:30:31] Speaker A: But here, here's my question. [00:30:33] Speaker C: Maybe I always knew what it was, I just didn't know. [00:30:35] Speaker A: Do you know what intellectual means? [00:30:43] Speaker C: No, honestly, I forgot already. But I did learn about it yesterday. [00:30:47] Speaker A: Do you know what. Do you know what a weirdness means? [00:30:50] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:30:51] Speaker A: So I mean, if you knew what intellectual means and you know what awareness means, you put. [00:30:57] Speaker C: I don't really know what an intellectual means. I'm not gonna lie. I get it confused with like the galaxy because it sounds like that. [00:31:03] Speaker B: It does sound like. It could be like, you know, the. Like one of the extraterrestrial. [00:31:07] Speaker C: You know, those two around intellectual property. [00:31:12] Speaker A: Now I'm gonna really just fuck with you. [00:31:14] Speaker C: Do I have any of that? [00:31:16] Speaker A: Yeah, technically, yes, you do. [00:31:18] Speaker B: Ip? You never heard of ip? [00:31:21] Speaker C: Like an IP address? [00:31:22] Speaker B: Nope. [00:31:23] Speaker A: Okay, what we're recording right now is intellectual property. We own it. [00:31:28] Speaker B: It's bad brains. Ip. [00:31:30] Speaker C: So intellectual is personal. I'm just gonna look it up. [00:31:34] Speaker B: No, intellectual is like kind of like, I would say like, like a scholar. Scholar. [00:31:40] Speaker A: Somebody who's intelligent. Somebody who is. [00:31:44] Speaker B: But if you are. Yeah. If you are into well taught. Wait, I don't think anyone's ever described you as intellectual. [00:31:48] Speaker A: Like somebody that graduates from high. [00:31:50] Speaker C: The knowledge that a function is impaired in oneself, encompassing the understanding of the. Except, wow, I wish somebody had intellectual awareness, I'll tell you that. I knew that. I liked this definition. It's a good one. Okay, so it's under. It's understanding that there's something wrong with somebody. Right? No, it says the function is impaired in knowledge. That a function is impaired in oneself. Oh, me, I know that there's something wrong with me. Is that what that is? [00:32:18] Speaker B: No, you're reading that. You're reading the definition wrong right there. [00:32:21] Speaker C: How the am I reading the definition around? It's not in Hebrew, dudes. In English it literally says the knowledge that a function is impaired with oneself encompassing the understanding of these. [00:32:30] Speaker A: Intellectual awareness. [00:32:32] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:32:32] Speaker A: Not intellectual. [00:32:33] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:32:34] Speaker B: Oh, oh, okay. [00:32:35] Speaker C: Come on, man. [00:32:36] Speaker B: Well, like, okay, so like, then there's levels of self awareness to the intellectual noun. A person possessing a highly developed intellect. So it's someone that's smart. [00:32:46] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:32:47] Speaker B: No, intellectual knowledge, I would say is that you. You know your own capabilities. [00:32:53] Speaker A: Yeah. Intellectual awareness. [00:32:54] Speaker C: It says here the knowledge that a problem exists. [00:32:58] Speaker B: Who told you this? [00:33:00] Speaker C: What do you mean? This is Google. [00:33:02] Speaker B: It's not that cunt that you were dating before, right? No, back talking to her. And she's dropping this on you. [00:33:08] Speaker A: No, you have no international awareness. [00:33:10] Speaker C: No, she hasn't. [00:33:11] Speaker B: First of all, my Bo. [00:33:12] Speaker C: First of all, I'm not. Yeah, let's not get it twisted. That person has no intellectual awareness. We won't mention their name. Diablo. No intellectual awareness. I like that. [00:33:21] Speaker A: I do like that. That's good. [00:33:22] Speaker C: Emergent awareness, the ability to recognize the problem when it's actually happening. Okay. Anticipatory. Anticipate. [00:33:31] Speaker B: I guess we none of us knew what intellectual awareness is. [00:33:34] Speaker C: Yeah. So guess what? You learn something new every day. [00:33:37] Speaker B: I guess you learn something new every day. [00:33:38] Speaker C: You know what I mean? Mean. But, yeah, that's good. What else? Anything else is new. What else is new? [00:33:47] Speaker B: All right, Nico, let me ask you this question. [00:33:49] Speaker C: Sure. [00:33:50] Speaker B: What did you think about Justin telling your mother to off? Honestly? [00:33:54] Speaker A: Because what are we doing? [00:33:55] Speaker B: I. I'm just asking. [00:33:56] Speaker C: I personally didn't think that you're gonna bring that up. [00:33:58] Speaker B: I. I mean, it's out there, so it's like, why not bring it up? [00:34:02] Speaker A: It's actually not out. [00:34:04] Speaker C: It's not. It's not out. Family. [00:34:05] Speaker A: It was in a family group chat. [00:34:07] Speaker B: Yes, it's out there. So we don't have to get into every back story. This is in a family group chat. [00:34:14] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:34:14] Speaker B: So I think that it relates to all three of us. Actually. It doesn't relate to me at all. [00:34:19] Speaker C: The. The best way for me to put it is, like, where I'm at and, like, what I'm trying to do, like, right now with me, I'm trying to, like, hone in. This has nothing really to do with this, like, this situation, but I'm just trying to hone in. I'm really not trying to, like, you know, outburst an emotion and all that. I think, you know, I've made decisions off of impuls. Off of emotion that I've regretted or that I shouldn't have done. And so when I look at that, obviously it hurt me. It pissed me off, but I could understand. I. There's both. There's two sides to everything. I just think in my retrospect, from my shoes, like, I. Like if I was to do it in. And if my father. Just theoretically, if my father was ever here, that I'd said that to, you know, your late mother or your mother, My dad would murder me. Me. Like, just me up. So obviously, you know, it. It is what it is. I think Justin just kind of got caught up and just kind of got a little bit pissed off and just let it fly. I think he knows that he shouldn't have done that and. And that's that. I think that's. [00:35:20] Speaker A: I called and talked to her. [00:35:21] Speaker C: Oh, good. Awesome. [00:35:23] Speaker A: I called the next morning. [00:35:24] Speaker C: Okay. Yeah. [00:35:26] Speaker B: Intellectually aware of you, Nico. To just, you know, try to work on yourself, you know? [00:35:33] Speaker C: I mean, what am I gonna. I mean, you know, I. I get it. Listen, I looked at it, you know, it's not like he went off. You know, they went back and forth and did she piss him off? 100, like. But does it, you know, do two. Two wrongs make a right? That's the same def. It's the same thing, dude. It's. It is what it is. [00:35:48] Speaker A: It's all good. It's always hard to hear people's tone of voice through a text message. We all know that me saying I'll off is like, off. It's not. Go yourself. [00:36:03] Speaker B: I don't know. Just now, I feel like. Is it Instead of just saying, you lost your tempo, Al. [00:36:08] Speaker C: Do not do what I know what you're about to do. Of course. Peel back the tuna can. Al. I'm just saying, you asked me a. [00:36:15] Speaker B: Question, I got your answer, and now Justin's trying to say, oh, you just said off. [00:36:19] Speaker C: No, Justin is trying to say I get it. Because I have been again that I have moved off of impulse and emotions off of. Off of Justin's text messages. There's no denying that at all. I can't tell. Fucking tone through text. I always say that it's tough. It's. It's terrible to decipher. So I totally get it. If he meant it more in like a, you know, you know, off. I get it. [00:36:42] Speaker A: She thought I was trying to on Mako by saying my dad. [00:36:46] Speaker B: I get it. I understand what you're saying. [00:36:48] Speaker C: I get both. I get both. [00:36:50] Speaker A: Which is why she thought she got defensive. [00:36:52] Speaker B: I have. Listen, obviously we probably shouldn't be telling, you know, elder. The eldest state and the elder aunts, you know, you know, seniors, even though your mother's pretty young, we shouldn't be telling them to off. Agree. I think we can all agree to that. I think Justin would agree to that too. So that's just something like. It's a line. You don't step to the older people. That's. That. That's what I would say to that. Just my only point to Justin is instead of Justin just being like, hey, I probably shouldn't have said that because. [00:37:23] Speaker A: I had a full conversation with that. [00:37:25] Speaker B: Yeah, I think that. I think in general, though, like, if Justin just admits right. Even if he just admitted right here that, like, he probably shouldn't have said it, it would have been fine. But now he's trying to say that he's just like, oh, off. And then he left the group chat. Like. Like, you tell. You know, if someone's bothering you for one second, like, if Nico was busting my balls, I'd say, oh, off, dude. Like, that's. That's not how Justin was saying it in the group chat. He was actually mad. I think you can agree to that. [00:37:48] Speaker A: Of course I was mad. I'm dealing with the kid who had a fever for two days. [00:37:52] Speaker B: I get it. [00:37:52] Speaker A: The kid's been sick. His mother's at work. [00:37:54] Speaker C: He. [00:37:55] Speaker A: I haven't been able to put him down once all day. The entire day. He was just super needy and a sick child. [00:38:02] Speaker C: I'm just happy to hear. Not to cut you off. I'm just happy to hear that you called, like, because I feel like you don't want to. We don't want to keep. I know this kid wants to keep making you talk about it. [00:38:11] Speaker B: I know. I'm done talking about it. [00:38:12] Speaker C: I just want to see what you were feeling. [00:38:14] Speaker B: I wanted to see how he was feeling. [00:38:16] Speaker A: Brought it up to even begin with. [00:38:17] Speaker B: But I want to see how he was feeling. [00:38:18] Speaker A: No, I know what you want. What you want. What you really wanted to do was cause an argument on this podcast and. [00:38:23] Speaker C: Maybe potentially have me flip this table. [00:38:25] Speaker A: That's what he wanted. [00:38:27] Speaker B: Guys, I could easily stop. If I could have. I could have approached that in a totally different way and caught you guys fighting in two seconds. [00:38:33] Speaker C: I. I understand you asked me a question. I just think I. I think Justin handled it the right way, and two. [00:38:39] Speaker A: Wrongs definitely don't make a right. Was I. Was I pissed off? Absolutely. Telling me that I need to go to therapy and I'm making everything about me just because it. The same day happened to fall my father's death day that my grandmother's birthday was. I wasn't trying to undercut Marco. And then you keep going, and I'm like, all right, nobody cares. And then you keep going, and then I off. [00:39:00] Speaker B: Like, yeah, I'm just gonna put him back in the group chat. [00:39:05] Speaker A: No, I'm not going back. [00:39:06] Speaker B: He's never going back. [00:39:07] Speaker C: It could have been. It could have been. It could have been a lot more malicious. [00:39:10] Speaker B: He's gonna hear everything through Sabrina. [00:39:11] Speaker C: It's all. It's all in it. So it's all gravy. We're family at the end of the. We're family at the end of the day. [00:39:17] Speaker A: You know, I had a 40 minute conversation. [00:39:20] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:39:21] Speaker B: I'm glad. That's all I needed to do that. [00:39:23] Speaker C: That's awesome. Yeah, I'm wicked happy to hear that. I like my moods totally changed about the whole thing here and that. That's great. [00:39:29] Speaker A: I called her because the first thing I did, I woke up and called her. [00:39:32] Speaker C: Good. That's awesome. [00:39:33] Speaker A: Listen, I'm not a bad guy. [00:39:35] Speaker B: No, you just had a bad moment. [00:39:37] Speaker A: People have bad moments, that's all. You know, I don't think it should define who I am as a human being for the rest of my life. [00:39:43] Speaker C: Hey, Justin, I totally feel you. I don't always have my fastball. Shouldn't definitely define me. But if you want to hold it against me on my way. On your way, yo, go ahead. Sounds great. [00:39:53] Speaker B: I really wanted to fight to start right there. Like, just them to just start fist fighting. That's the way I brought it up. [00:39:58] Speaker C: I. I really. I really don't want to even hold that type of energy. [00:40:03] Speaker B: If I wanted to, I would show the texts, Justin, that you sent me on the side. Then. Then it would be a huge fight. [00:40:09] Speaker A: What text? [00:40:12] Speaker C: We. We need a new topic. [00:40:15] Speaker B: Why? [00:40:16] Speaker C: It's been two weeks, bro. It's been two weeks. [00:40:20] Speaker B: What's happened in the two weeks baseball. [00:40:22] Speaker C: Has started or you to talk about it? Who gives a. I. We're not going to talk about it. [00:40:27] Speaker A: No, no. [00:40:27] Speaker C: What we need to talk about. I'm addicted. I'm not going to lie. [00:40:31] Speaker B: They been around, though. I've seen Swabito bats last year. [00:40:34] Speaker C: I'm not going to lie. [00:40:34] Speaker B: I'm sure that Stanton used one in the playoffs last year. [00:40:37] Speaker C: Super addicted to betting on baseball right there, which is terrible. [00:40:41] Speaker B: I hope you're not betting Raphael Devis. [00:40:42] Speaker C: To get a hit. Absolutely not. I bet two people hit a home run for $5 to win, like $380. It's just fun. No, to get a home run. [00:40:49] Speaker B: Did they do they did it hit is what I'm saying? [00:40:51] Speaker C: No, I haven't hit one. [00:40:53] Speaker A: You got to be doing the Yankees dude, that game. [00:40:57] Speaker C: And then what's the worst thing about betting is when you bet and then after you miss, you go on Instagram and from all the sports books, it's like $5 to win seven, $500. And those people picked Goldschmidt, Judge Bellinger. Jazz. I'm like, next ticket, hit $10 to win 18,000 Goldschmidt Judge Bellinger, Volpe, Jazz. I'm like, you. Some dude sat there and picked the whole Yankees lineup to all hit home runs. $20 bonus bets win $36,000. [00:41:33] Speaker A: It doesn't even make sense, the fucking thing. [00:41:36] Speaker C: Cash before the fifth inning. [00:41:37] Speaker A: Yeah, it doesn't even make sense. [00:41:39] Speaker B: It doesn't make. Well, it makes sense because of the bats. You keep trying to bring up the bats and Nico refuses. [00:41:44] Speaker C: No, we can talk. We can talk about the torpedo bats, bro. They were think three, it happened three or four. But this is dating back. You've said it, they've been around. [00:41:51] Speaker A: They hit three home runs right off the first three battles. [00:41:55] Speaker C: Yeah, well, that guy shouldn't fucking throw the ball also down the middle of the plate. How about that? How about that, you fucking retard? [00:42:01] Speaker B: Yeah, how about you? [00:42:02] Speaker C: Let's not throw a 96 mile an hour fucking fastball down the middle to a guy that's six foot fucking seven. And by stakingly, you're in probably the most hitter friendly ballpark in the mlb. By a thousand, bro. By a thousand. You hit a high fly ball, pulling it left or right in Yankee Stadium. Stadium. It's gone. It's gone. It looks effortlessly. You think it's just a coincidence that six different guys went yard? No. Look at the home runs. Not even bombs. [00:42:30] Speaker A: Like there was an equivalent of my life where I could use a torpedo bat. Like I wish, like. [00:42:36] Speaker B: So you think it's cheating? Oh, you think they went to juice balls? That's my question. [00:42:40] Speaker A: It's like there's something. They're trying to make baseball more exciting. [00:42:43] Speaker C: I think it's more juice balls. I think it's balls too. I think it's. [00:42:47] Speaker A: There's something going on. [00:42:48] Speaker B: I'll tell you right now though, though, if these, if these companies and Maruchi is going to be releasing one, they're releasing one soon. They're saying a torpedo bat. They would have so many sales right now because it's all everyone can talk about. [00:43:00] Speaker C: Well, torpedoes bats, I think, I think if you're a competitor out there and you don't already have a torpedo bat, you've lost. Yeah, you should have already been onto that if you known that. That's because. So for three to four years, I. [00:43:10] Speaker A: Think, yeah, they've been trying them out. [00:43:12] Speaker C: They worked with an MIT physician. Yeah, that fucking figured out. All they did is take. Take. It's like if you took like a. The meat on a burger and like distributed it more. So they distributed more wood to where you get more contact opposed to where you don't want it. So that's why they took it off the end of the bat. We all know you hit it off the End of the bat or if you hit it on the inside, your hands are broken. [00:43:34] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:43:34] Speaker C: And you can't just sit there and be like, like, dude, other people around. Adley Rutchman, the kid that plays for the Orioles, he had two home runs opening day. He was using a torpedo bat. No one's talking about him. [00:43:47] Speaker A: What do you think's worse? The torpedo bat or the, the flak gate? This? No, the sick. I'm. I'm sticking with baseball. [00:43:53] Speaker C: Okay. [00:43:53] Speaker A: Was it like three, four years ago? Who. Whoever won the World Series. They were signal stealing. [00:43:58] Speaker C: They were doing the thing signaling those guys are cheaters. That's cheating, bro. That's cheating. They're taking a camp. They had a guy out in center field do, picking up the sign. And then you banging on a trash can. [00:44:11] Speaker B: I like it. [00:44:12] Speaker C: You're banging on a trash can to tell the people up at the place, baseball sign. Stealing is a game in its own. That is a game in its own. If you're up at bat and I'm on second base, I'm gonna come back to the dugout. And when you get to an advanced level, you're telling your. You're all talking as a team to try and figure out what's going on. Because remember the pitcher and the fucking catcher, the only people that know what's going on. So if you can get inside on that. Dude, they do that all day long. You pick up on pitch tips where their gloves are and all that shit. [00:44:41] Speaker A: Okay. [00:44:41] Speaker C: You're out in center field with a legitimate, like GoPro type camera. I mean, that's cheating, bro. They're all pieces of. I know one of them's on that team now, which I love them, but he's still a piece of for that. [00:44:54] Speaker B: Do you want anything from McDonald's? [00:44:56] Speaker C: I kind of do, but I kind of don't cuz I've been. [00:44:59] Speaker B: I'm just getting some soda. I need the soda. I. I thought I put it in, but I didn't put it in. [00:45:02] Speaker C: You didn't put it in? [00:45:03] Speaker B: Chance, cookies, anything. [00:45:05] Speaker C: Yeah, they got to make griddle. [00:45:07] Speaker B: Nope, it's too early. [00:45:08] Speaker C: What are you talking? Dude, what? It's 1124. [00:45:12] Speaker B: I make griddle. Isn't that a breakfast sandwich? [00:45:16] Speaker C: Yeah. They're not still doing breakfast? [00:45:19] Speaker B: No. Dude, I feel like this is Big Daddy that got released in like 1998. [00:45:23] Speaker A: Yeah, it's. I think they. They're done with breakfast, But I think 11 o'clock, you get. [00:45:28] Speaker B: You get lunch. Do you want anything? [00:45:30] Speaker A: No, I'm good, thank you. I gotta I'm gonna do a food. [00:45:35] Speaker B: Court today, so where you going? [00:45:37] Speaker A: I'm not sure yet. [00:45:38] Speaker B: What do you think? [00:45:39] Speaker A: I have a whole list. [00:45:40] Speaker B: Square Deli. [00:45:41] Speaker A: Where's that? [00:45:42] Speaker B: Everett. [00:45:43] Speaker A: Is it good? [00:45:43] Speaker B: Get the pizza. You're gonna. You're gonna. [00:45:46] Speaker A: I need a not guilty somewhere. It's like, do I have to force a not guilty? Not force, like a. [00:45:52] Speaker B: But you gave. What do you mean a Not a? Not guilty's bad. [00:45:55] Speaker A: I mean, I'm sorry. I need to force a guilty. Not a force. [00:45:57] Speaker B: You gave a guilty. You forced a guilty for more. [00:46:00] Speaker A: Pardon. I said guilty of fanboys. [00:46:03] Speaker B: But that's getting gimmicky. People found that. It's just guilty. [00:46:07] Speaker A: Guilty of fanboys. [00:46:09] Speaker B: It says you said you'd rather have. [00:46:10] Speaker C: No, Al. Oh, you're sending him to Elm street to get a guilty. [00:46:15] Speaker B: No, I didn't say. He's saying he wants to do. [00:46:18] Speaker C: Oh. Because that place is cool. [00:46:20] Speaker A: I'm saying all around, all the videos I've been doing have been coming up not guilty. [00:46:24] Speaker C: Yeah, you got to go. You got to go the other way. Dude, why don't you just go to. [00:46:26] Speaker B: Yeah. Yelp's worst list. And you could definitely. [00:46:29] Speaker A: I have some bad ones, but I'm gonna have to go to Boston. [00:46:31] Speaker B: Oh, there's definitely ones around here. Dude, I can give you a whole list off here. [00:46:35] Speaker C: I'll give you one right now. Papa Jacks. Why don't you go there? [00:46:38] Speaker B: They were good back, and I used. [00:46:39] Speaker A: To love Papa Jacks back in the. [00:46:41] Speaker B: Day, but you gotta realize, too, he has really bad taste. [00:46:44] Speaker A: Oh, my God. [00:46:45] Speaker C: I know. But he also eats more. He'll. He'll eat. Maybe not now, but. Oh, maybe not now. Dude, you're both. You're plainer than me, and I'm. [00:46:53] Speaker B: He's always had, like, a weird set of taste buds. [00:46:55] Speaker C: I would say I could legitimately demolish 17 to an official. No, they don't have McGriddles, right? [00:47:03] Speaker B: No. A burger? Fries? [00:47:05] Speaker C: No. [00:47:05] Speaker B: Okay. [00:47:05] Speaker C: No, thank you. [00:47:06] Speaker B: Well, I have to put something in because I can't just keep. [00:47:08] Speaker C: Okay, bro. So get me. Him. Get me two McDoubles with cheese and ketchup only, please. [00:47:16] Speaker B: Individual items. McDoubles. Double McCrispies. [00:47:20] Speaker A: This is. This is where we're at. Put your regular order in. Let's get that for the camera. [00:47:25] Speaker C: Camera. Well, what? My, my. [00:47:27] Speaker A: Want your regular? You want your regular? McDonald's ketchup and what? [00:47:32] Speaker C: Cheese. [00:47:33] Speaker B: Put your regular. No. Pickle. [00:47:35] Speaker C: No. [00:47:36] Speaker A: You gotta do it. [00:47:36] Speaker C: Nothing. [00:47:37] Speaker B: Right? [00:47:37] Speaker C: None of that. My regular order. These. These orders are crazy. I'VE been cutting back though. I've been doing good. [00:47:46] Speaker A: Put your regular McDonald's order order and. [00:47:49] Speaker C: Shame you on order again. Two McDoubles, two McChickens, a medium French fry of orange font to drink. Just want to let you know doing buy one, get ones bogos. So I picked up a 10 piece McNugget, got a free one, and I usually I stopped doing this, but I used to get this. How fat? You want to see fat? I used to get an Oreo McFlurry, add M& M's, add hot fudge, extra Oreos crumble. I also then used to get an Eminem McFlurry, add Oreo, add extra M M's and hot fudge. [00:48:23] Speaker A: So why wouldn't you just get two of the same ones? [00:48:26] Speaker B: So wait, I got two Mid Krispies. [00:48:28] Speaker A: You're doing the same thing. [00:48:29] Speaker B: What else do you want? Too much, bro. [00:48:31] Speaker C: I don't want two MC Krispies. This when I'm not eating my legitimate order right now. [00:48:35] Speaker B: I have to. [00:48:35] Speaker C: I have to golf late. I'm gonna. My pants. Who are you golfing with, Mom? A few of my boys. [00:48:40] Speaker B: Nice. Where you guys going? [00:48:41] Speaker C: I think Unicorn or king Rail. [00:48:43] Speaker B: That's bad. [00:48:44] Speaker C: Yeah, it's not that great. [00:48:45] Speaker B: Only nine holes. Did you go yesterday with Mark Lewis? [00:48:48] Speaker C: I did. [00:48:48] Speaker B: How was he? [00:48:50] Speaker C: Mark Lewis? Was he Was it. Dude, it was tough. I'm not gonna lie. It was tough. He wasn't bad. He was great off the tee. But the conditions, bro, from the rain. Golf courses are just. [00:49:01] Speaker B: You can't judge a golf course at this. At this time of year. [00:49:04] Speaker C: Oh, bro, the ball's not out. The ball's not going anywhere. [00:49:07] Speaker B: I know. [00:49:08] Speaker C: It's just sitting into the ground. [00:49:09] Speaker A: Well, the ground's still. [00:49:10] Speaker B: What. What tease did you play a little bit closer up? That would have been the smarter thing to do. [00:49:14] Speaker C: We played la. Wyatt. [00:49:16] Speaker B: The whites. Yeah. You should be playing whites anyways. [00:49:18] Speaker C: I hate when Mako. When we're hitting from whites and then Mako out and just on one random holes, like, I'm gonna drive from blue. [00:49:24] Speaker B: Yeah, you tell him that's illegal. [00:49:26] Speaker C: So I did. And he was just like, tell me. He goes, I don't give a. And I'm like, that's fine. You don't have to give a. I just don't want to hear you talk about this golf. I'm like, don't know. [00:49:39] Speaker B: He's just season. He's lost. [00:49:40] Speaker C: Or like this or like this round. I have no problem with them. I'm glad the kids working at Golf and all that. But, like, that is. I just know that from me. Me playing golf, that's blatantly illegal. You can't do that. [00:49:50] Speaker B: Yeah. You can't be judging just so you. [00:49:51] Speaker C: Can take out your driver. Like, what the. Don't you think everybody would probably do that? [00:49:55] Speaker B: Yeah, then they would. [00:49:56] Speaker C: I'm sitting here with a five wood dude, struggling to get off the box. Why don't you try that? [00:50:01] Speaker B: That's why he's doing it. But that's why he'll never be able to play real golf until he starts doing that. [00:50:07] Speaker C: Dude, that. [00:50:07] Speaker B: Because you have to be able to hit the whole bag. [00:50:09] Speaker C: That course that we played at that time was so nice, bro. Indian Ridge. [00:50:13] Speaker B: Oh, you played at Indian Ridge? I let you play it in the original. [00:50:16] Speaker C: Yeah, you did let me play that. [00:50:17] Speaker B: That's shocking. [00:50:17] Speaker C: I owe you an 18 from it. [00:50:19] Speaker B: You owe me a lot of stuff. That's fine. Still owe me that 500 from two. [00:50:22] Speaker C: Years ago and then the other hundred for something else that I lost. [00:50:26] Speaker A: Are we gonna do Father's Day golfing? I didn't get to do it last year. [00:50:31] Speaker C: We didn't get to do it either. Oh, we did. It rained, bro. [00:50:36] Speaker A: It rained. [00:50:36] Speaker C: Oh, my God. And then Al was. I think Al was vouching for you. Say he's like, justin wouldn't leave. Did you not? [00:50:45] Speaker B: I said that. I said he would never leave. [00:50:46] Speaker C: He said, Justin would have never left. There was a few people that left. [00:50:49] Speaker A: Yeah. I would. [00:50:50] Speaker C: My father, bro, this. You. You can't. This. My dad, man. Just loves go. He just loves golf. Al, you see the sex message? You said, yeah, I'm ready to go. Bring on the challenge. [00:51:03] Speaker B: He's like, I just got these irons with this shaft club fitted here, kids. He's ready to roll. [00:51:09] Speaker C: MBTA must be dishing it, dude. [00:51:12] Speaker B: This dude's. [00:51:13] Speaker C: My dad goes to all these different play. But I'm so happy for him to, like, find. And I knew he would love golf as soon as he got into his work schedule. [00:51:22] Speaker A: Like, he works a lot, but super. [00:51:24] Speaker C: Early overnights and overnights and overnights. So, like, he, like, we did Flow last Wednesday. He left Flow and he worked the Seaport. He worked from 11pm to, I think, 8am Just letting guys on the tracks. He's got to be there doing the stuff, so. That stuff sucks, bro. There ain't not. I don't. I mean. And, yeah, that, you know, you're older, so, like, not. It's not your sleep is, like, so much more valued in your comfort. But you know it. Listen, dog. He's a dog. And you know, it's not always prom. It's not always promised either. Sometimes like OT just goes away. [00:52:01] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:52:01] Speaker C: But you know, you gotta take it. [00:52:03] Speaker A: He's gotta be close to our time and age. [00:52:06] Speaker C: I think he needs another like 12. No, 10, 12. I don't know how old my father. Oh, my father's 30 years older than me, so 60. Oh, my father's gonna be. Is my father Gun. Wait, did my father just turned 60? My father just turned 60. [00:52:22] Speaker A: Retirement age is like three more years. 12 years. [00:52:25] Speaker C: I know, but you got to be in for a certain amount of time. He got in there when you. He got in there late. [00:52:29] Speaker A: Not how. That's okay. [00:52:31] Speaker C: That's different. That's different. [00:52:32] Speaker A: He's saying it depends on how old you are when you get in. Like let's say I got a job at the post office. Normally you need like years. If I got in and I was 56 years old in retirement, it was five years away. That math is. I would only need those five years. [00:52:50] Speaker B: No, this is untrue. This is untrue. You still need the time. But they. There's some places that force you to retire, but it doesn't mean you're going to get retirement. So if you went to 56, it's a stupid job to get. I'm pretty sure this all works because I don't think if they force you to retire at 65, at least I'm going to give you nine years. [00:53:06] Speaker A: At least at the post office is. [00:53:08] Speaker C: Not like, like theoretically, if I was to go and get a job at the MBTA right now, at 30 old, I would have to be there for 25 years. I would, I would. [00:53:15] Speaker B: I think it's only 20 at the MBTA. [00:53:16] Speaker A: Call our post office correspondent. [00:53:19] Speaker B: We. I could call. I could call the MBTA correspondent. Got correspondence everywhere. [00:53:23] Speaker C: I could. [00:53:25] Speaker B: Do you want me to call somebody? [00:53:27] Speaker C: Should I call the MBTA correspondent? [00:53:29] Speaker B: You got one. Well, his father want to be on. [00:53:32] Speaker C: The podcast though you don't know what the going on. He's not like he's gonna say something racist or something. [00:53:37] Speaker B: That's true. Yeah, the other one. You're right. [00:53:39] Speaker C: So what am I asking him before I call? [00:53:40] Speaker A: Does your phone go into now? [00:53:42] Speaker C: Yes. What should I, what should I ask him? [00:53:45] Speaker B: Ask him how long it takes to retire at the. Yeah, but like how many years in. [00:53:49] Speaker C: Because this guy's gonna talk. So we gotta make sure we go in a straight line. Cuz this could go crazy. [00:53:56] Speaker A: But it also did it also matters what age you get in. So it's like, let's say. [00:54:01] Speaker B: But no, ask him how long it takes to. [00:54:03] Speaker A: This. [00:54:04] Speaker B: Is this line of question usually 10 years? [00:54:06] Speaker C: So I just thought. Talk. [00:54:08] Speaker A: Yeah, it's usually 10 years, but it's different if. [00:54:11] Speaker C: Hello? Hey, dad. What's up? What's up? I had a question for you. Yeah, How. What is? Like, how. Like, when do you do to retire at the mbta? Like, how many years do you have to have in 25. 25. No matter when you start, right? Yep. Okay, so in order to get, like, the full. You have, what is it, like, 75 of your paycheck? [00:54:35] Speaker B: 80. [00:54:35] Speaker C: 80. Damn. All right. How many more years you got? [00:54:41] Speaker D: I won't make it to 25. I started too late. So I'm gonna do. I think I'm gonna work till 70. So that'll only give me 17 years because I started at 53. [00:54:52] Speaker C: And now since you get 17 years, you get, like, a certain percentage at least still. Yeah, you get less. [00:54:58] Speaker D: Yeah, but I'll probably. So what is it? [00:55:01] Speaker B: 20? [00:55:02] Speaker D: So I would need eight more years. So say I did two thirds of it. So instead of getting 80, I might get 60. [00:55:08] Speaker C: Oh. I mean, at least you get something. [00:55:11] Speaker D: You get 60, you get 80% of your best three years. [00:55:17] Speaker C: Oh, okay. [00:55:18] Speaker A: You know what I mean? [00:55:19] Speaker C: Okay. Right. [00:55:20] Speaker D: So when I first started working there, I started out at 30 bucks an hour. [00:55:25] Speaker C: Okay. When I. [00:55:26] Speaker D: When I finish, I'm already at level four. I get two more raises to go. I'll max out at 65 an hour. [00:55:35] Speaker C: Wow. All right. So that's where the I. [00:55:39] Speaker D: So then. [00:55:39] Speaker C: From my. [00:55:41] Speaker D: So after. And the good thing is they call it vested. Like Ves. Like you're wearing a vest. Vested means I. You need 10 years at the MBTA to get vested number one. That qualifies. You say you quit after 11 or 12 years, you can still collect something from the MBTA. [00:56:02] Speaker C: Okay. [00:56:04] Speaker D: That's what vested means. [00:56:05] Speaker C: Yep. Right. [00:56:07] Speaker D: So, you know, if I were to. And yet. Because at year 10, usually any position you have at the t by your 10th year. Some. Some positions are even better. It only takes six years to reach top pay. But my department, construction inspectors, my union is engineers and architects. It's 10 years to reach maximum pay. I'm in years. I'm in year seven right now. [00:56:33] Speaker C: Ah, okay. [00:56:34] Speaker D: And I'm at. I'm at 54.95 an hour. I'm gonna get $3 and change raise at the end of this year. [00:56:43] Speaker C: Hell, yeah. [00:56:44] Speaker D: So it'll bring it'll bring me to 57, almost 58, and then I get another one in two years. I get bumped up to. Right now they're making 62, 63 an hour. The top maxed out guys. But I'm saying with the cost of living, by the time I get there, it'll probably be like 65 an hour. [00:57:02] Speaker C: Damn. All right, all right, thanks. I just said someone had a question, that's why. Oh, all right. [00:57:10] Speaker D: Like, Joey Guarino got in good. He's young, right? He's in the sign department. He's killing it, you know, and he does good. [00:57:18] Speaker A: Yeah, he'll. [00:57:19] Speaker C: He'll. [00:57:19] Speaker D: He'll be all set by the time he's in his 40s. [00:57:22] Speaker C: Yeah, that's why I said 40, 50. If, theoretically, if you got in at 25, 30, you'd be done by 50, 55, 20. [00:57:30] Speaker D: If you got it at 25 years old, you're down at 50 years old. [00:57:33] Speaker C: Not bad. [00:57:35] Speaker D: And you can go get a job. You get a job somewhere else and. [00:57:39] Speaker C: You still collect a check. Yeah. [00:57:43] Speaker D: You get your 80 check from the tea, and then you go work at a. A golf course. And, you know, whatever you make there is gravy too, you know, that's how guys do it. [00:57:53] Speaker C: All right, good chop up. [00:57:57] Speaker D: Oh, you know what I meant to tell you, speaking of jobs they are opening, it's not Flow Golf. If you get the name of it in the assembly row, it's not open yet. The windows are all like, you know, with the nice signage on it. Coming soon such and such into a golf simulator facility. [00:58:17] Speaker C: Awesome. Okay, I'll check it out over at assembly Row. [00:58:21] Speaker D: I'm going to drive by now. It's next to. It's on the last road, like, I think that goes toward the train station, the Assembly Row station, whatever that street is. [00:58:30] Speaker C: Right. [00:58:30] Speaker D: There's like Mike's Pastry on that street. Capital One Cafe. Ruth Chris Steakhouse. [00:58:35] Speaker C: Yep, yep. [00:58:37] Speaker D: When you drive down, yeah, you drive down that street, look on the left, there's the Tate Bakery. T A T T E. Like that fancy bakery. [00:58:46] Speaker C: Yep. [00:58:47] Speaker D: Best brownies in the world in that place. Unbelievable brownies. But it's right next to that. That's how I noticed, because I pulled over last week, it was freezing cold. I wanted a hot chocolate. I went in there, looked, and I was like, wow, they're open a simulator store here. [00:59:03] Speaker C: That might not be okay. [00:59:07] Speaker D: Yeah, I, I thought right away for you, I go, this would be perfect. Get a job like the kid Nick has up at Flow Golf. [00:59:14] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Work at like the front or something like that? Absolutely. Yeah. [00:59:17] Speaker D: You scheduling, you know, whatever you learn how to work the machines and all that. Set people up. [00:59:24] Speaker C: Yep. That's actually very good. That's. That's. Oh, that's dope. If you go by there, just let me know what it is. [00:59:29] Speaker D: I mean, and it's five minutes from your house. [00:59:33] Speaker C: Yeah, that's even better. [00:59:35] Speaker D: You know what I mean? Let me. I'm ready at Wellington Circle. I'm actually cutting right through assembly road to go back to Charlestown. [00:59:42] Speaker C: Okay. [00:59:42] Speaker D: Drive by. I'll get the name. I'll send it to you. [00:59:45] Speaker C: Awesome. All right, then. [00:59:47] Speaker A: All right. [00:59:49] Speaker B: It's Good Time Golf, by the way, is what it's called. Good Time Golf. [00:59:52] Speaker C: Good Time Golf right next to Tate Bakery. [00:59:54] Speaker B: Tate Bakery has a great brownie, a terrible call. Coffee. I'm all in on. Your father's the best dude. And we knew it was going to go that long. [01:00:02] Speaker C: I knew it. I told you. What I say. You guys didn't catch. Like, when he tries to get off topic and talk about. He's like, so you know my union, that's architects, that's engineers, like, all right, hone it back in. But he did a pretty good job of breaking that down. [01:00:14] Speaker B: You know who's got it all set? Joey Garino. [01:00:17] Speaker C: Joey, he's killed, bro. Yeah, he's in. So that kid, he does all the signs, all the. All the detours, all that stuff. He gets all that, like, dude, what a nice, nice gig. [01:00:32] Speaker B: Let's hope. Let's hope no one in your family listens to this is like, why. Why did. Why did he not tell his father he was being recorded? [01:00:39] Speaker A: Yeah, because. [01:00:40] Speaker C: Because I knew he wasn't. He wouldn't have told. [01:00:42] Speaker B: I know. He didn't say nothing. [01:00:43] Speaker C: He didn't say anything crazy. He really broke. He really broke it down for you. How. How it works. And we now know how much my father makes and why. Now know why my father has set of irons that have just crafted in a lab. [01:00:58] Speaker A: But honestly, that is great money for dude mbta. [01:01:02] Speaker C: I'm not gonna lie. I kind of almost think we're on the podcast. Be like, hey, why don't we have a con. [01:01:07] Speaker B: Give me that. See how much Merck's making an hour. [01:01:10] Speaker C: What? [01:01:11] Speaker B: I'll call Mark. Oh, yeah, we'll call Mark. We'll be like, hey, Mark. Yeah. [01:01:16] Speaker C: Cuz they see each other now. My dad. My dad. My dad and Merc, like, talk. They know each other now. [01:01:22] Speaker A: Supervisor. [01:01:23] Speaker B: No, Mark sucks everyone's dick. That's His. That's his model. That's what he does. [01:01:27] Speaker A: He's probably not even going to answer, dude. [01:01:30] Speaker C: Damn. 60. So if you're making $58 when you do overtime and it's time and a half. [01:01:36] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. [01:01:41] Speaker B: What's up? What's up? Don't say nothing too racist. You're on the podcast. [01:01:45] Speaker E: Oh, Jesus Christ. [01:01:46] Speaker A: All right. [01:01:47] Speaker B: Yeah. Quick question. Well, how long. When can you retire? About. To the. With the mbta. How many years you got left? Stuff. [01:01:54] Speaker E: Like, nine, ten. [01:01:57] Speaker B: Why not? Just wondering. Because I could. I'm thinking about releasing those blackface pictures from when you were at Halloween. Like, maybe we can get that old passion taken from your ass. [01:02:09] Speaker E: Don't do that. [01:02:10] Speaker B: Don't do that. [01:02:11] Speaker A: What is it? [01:02:12] Speaker B: We lived in a different era. We lived in a different era. [01:02:14] Speaker A: That's why was a different era. [01:02:16] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:02:16] Speaker E: Different times back then, you know? [01:02:18] Speaker B: So you got nine years left, dude. [01:02:20] Speaker C: You've been there for that long. [01:02:21] Speaker A: 16. Well, he stopped. [01:02:24] Speaker E: No, no, I got 14. 14 in. I only got to do 23. [01:02:28] Speaker B: You only got to do 23? [01:02:29] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. He's different. Different. When he got in, they changed all the stuff. [01:02:34] Speaker B: Oh, okay. Yeah, we just talked to Nico's father, who had nothing but bad things to say about you, and he's got, like, another 16 years left, I think. [01:02:42] Speaker E: Yeah, Yeah, I. I've been. I've hung out with Nico's dad or over there. [01:02:46] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:02:47] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:02:48] Speaker E: He does a lot of nothing, too. Yeah, we're both just there collecting a check, basically. [01:02:54] Speaker B: That's it. Yeah. You ready for tonight? [01:02:57] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. [01:02:57] Speaker E: I'm gonna get your oxygen tank. [01:02:59] Speaker B: You got your. [01:02:59] Speaker E: I'm going for a 30 piece tonight. I had 21 last week, so I'm gonna. I'm gonna go for a. [01:03:04] Speaker B: Shooting the lights out last week. Yeah. There's only five, dude. There's only five. So me and you on the same team is. Is definitely a disadvantage. [01:03:12] Speaker A: Wait, there's only five players this week? [01:03:14] Speaker B: Yep. [01:03:14] Speaker A: You. You. So you have to play the entire game. [01:03:16] Speaker B: And the two best players are gone. [01:03:18] Speaker A: You're dead. [01:03:19] Speaker C: I'm going. [01:03:20] Speaker B: He's up in the top. [01:03:20] Speaker A: I am going to this game. [01:03:22] Speaker B: You can't go, buddy. [01:03:23] Speaker E: I might be one of the leading scorers on the team. [01:03:25] Speaker A: Where's the game? [01:03:26] Speaker B: I know, dude. You've been hitting shots. [01:03:27] Speaker A: Merc, where's the game? [01:03:29] Speaker B: Hill School. Riva. Hill school. [01:03:31] Speaker E: And reveal. [01:03:32] Speaker B: 6:30. [01:03:33] Speaker A: No where. [01:03:34] Speaker B: 6:30. [01:03:34] Speaker E: Game. [01:03:35] Speaker A: Where is that? [01:03:35] Speaker E: I don't have time to stretch. [01:03:36] Speaker B: 7:30. [01:03:37] Speaker C: Where is it? [01:03:38] Speaker A: Selling Mark. [01:03:40] Speaker B: What he say? [01:03:41] Speaker A: Where's the game, really? [01:03:43] Speaker C: The hill school. The hill school. [01:03:45] Speaker A: I don't believe it. [01:03:46] Speaker B: I don't care if you go. We're gonna get torched today because we're gonna run out of gas in the first. First ten minutes. Mark. No. [01:03:52] Speaker A: Yeah, I got about. [01:03:53] Speaker E: I got about maybe five runs up and down, and then I'm laboring. [01:03:57] Speaker B: We need Merck to get 15 points in the first 10 minutes and we'll be okay. That's it. Just keep feeding Merc and then till his legs get tired. [01:04:04] Speaker C: Merc, what's. What's the line set tonight? What's the line set? 22 and a half. [01:04:08] Speaker E: For points scored. [01:04:10] Speaker C: Yes. [01:04:11] Speaker E: No, I think a realistic number would be 14 and a half. [01:04:16] Speaker C: Okay. All right. [01:04:17] Speaker B: That's a realistic. [01:04:18] Speaker E: That's a realistic number. But hammer the over. [01:04:20] Speaker C: I'm taking the. I'm taking the over. [01:04:22] Speaker E: I'm putting up at least 25 shots tonight. [01:04:25] Speaker B: I think a better line is how many shots has Mark taken from inside the three point line? I'm going to put that at 05. He's like, last week. Oh, my God, dude, at one point, he pulled up from like, Steph Curry. Steph Curry. Zone pulled up and chucked at three and we were all jacked up. You hit it too, didn't you? [01:04:46] Speaker E: Yeah, yeah. [01:04:47] Speaker B: He was on one last week. [01:04:49] Speaker E: Yeah, last week was a. It was a special night. [01:04:51] Speaker B: He's like that dude. You ever see that fat guy that just balls out on Instagram spice ads? Oh, the redheaded guy? Yeah, the redheaded guy. That's Mark. [01:04:59] Speaker E: Yeah, dude, that dude's a hoopa. He's way better than me, though. [01:05:01] Speaker B: Yeah, way better than you. That's true. [01:05:03] Speaker E: Yeah, but I also got like 80 pounds on that dude. He's not even a real fat guy. [01:05:07] Speaker B: You think you got £80 on that guy? Don't we thinking of the same guy? That guy was big. [01:05:12] Speaker C: He's soft. He's soft. He said. He said he's a. [01:05:15] Speaker A: He's a soft fat dude. [01:05:16] Speaker E: I got like that heavy, bulky fat dude, you know? [01:05:19] Speaker B: You're like a piece of lead. Yeah. [01:05:21] Speaker E: I'm like. [01:05:22] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:05:22] Speaker E: I'm like a Vince Wilfork fat dude. Like, my shit's just sturdy, you know? [01:05:26] Speaker B: Yeah. All right. Where are you today? You on the. The truck? [01:05:30] Speaker E: I'm about to get on top of the truck. I gotta load the truck, you know? [01:05:33] Speaker B: All right, go load that truck. [01:05:34] Speaker E: Some of us gotta work, you know what I mean? [01:05:36] Speaker B: This kid would know. It works hard. [01:05:38] Speaker E: We all don't have it like you guys, you know? [01:05:40] Speaker B: Yeah, that's true. That's easy peasy. All right, I'll see you tonight. [01:05:44] Speaker C: Almost. [01:05:44] Speaker E: Gotta put the hours in. [01:05:45] Speaker B: All right. Don't fall off the truck. [01:05:49] Speaker E: I won't. [01:05:49] Speaker B: All right, Bye, kids. [01:05:52] Speaker A: Nuts. [01:05:52] Speaker B: Yeah, we need him there. That's the kid that eats the chicken palm sandwiches from Burger Kingdom. Yeah, I should have probably brought that up to him. Yeah, and you wonder why he's, you know, Vince Wolf fork fat is what he says. [01:06:04] Speaker A: That's. That is. [01:06:05] Speaker B: I think it's from the. It's from the chicken pod. [01:06:06] Speaker A: I just got the protein. How you. Who else is playing? Is it all out of shape? Guys like you and him? [01:06:12] Speaker B: I think the whole league's out of shape, but yes, we're in. We're in trouble tonight. It's going to be bad. [01:06:17] Speaker A: There's only five of you have no subs. [01:06:20] Speaker B: No subs. [01:06:20] Speaker A: You have to play this entire game. You can't, like, call somebody off the bench. No one can allow to. [01:06:26] Speaker B: I'm gonna make a call, though, to see. Hey, is. Is it. Is it at all possible? And let's just put one thing out there. My plant of fasciitis is as bad as it's ever been. So this. [01:06:36] Speaker A: If. Nico, are you off today? [01:06:37] Speaker C: I am off today. [01:06:39] Speaker A: This is the game we might need to go to to record. [01:06:42] Speaker B: Oh, why? So I die. You want. You guys wanna. You guys want to, like, broadcast my death? Is that what you want to do? [01:06:49] Speaker A: I mean, we need to get this podcast some notoract. [01:06:52] Speaker B: It's not going to happen. [01:06:54] Speaker C: We need you to do something. [01:06:55] Speaker A: We got to do something. You might need to die. [01:06:57] Speaker B: I'm going to pull up from half court every time. I'm just going to come down that if you. If you pull up from half court every time, you don't have to run that. Think about it. If I just pull up, I'm going to. I'm going to say I'm taking up the ball and just chuck a. I feel like what. [01:07:08] Speaker A: What you're going to do is you're going to be in defensive mode and you're going to be hanging around the net a lot. [01:07:13] Speaker B: Well, I'm. I'm me and Mer. The problem is, is, like, I have to hustle more than Merc with, which is. That's not what I wanted. That's the only thing that I wish. Like, I didn't pick Mark because what. [01:07:21] Speaker A: Are you the point? [01:07:21] Speaker B: God, no, but, like, we can't have two people not getting back on defense. You know what I'm saying? [01:07:26] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:07:26] Speaker B: No, So I wanted to be in Merck's position, like just you know, go. [01:07:30] Speaker C: I'm trying to figure out like who the on your team. I feel like you have nobody. Like who. [01:07:36] Speaker B: How do you two best players are out? [01:07:38] Speaker C: Eddie and who else? [01:07:39] Speaker B: No, no, Eddie's playing. Oh, okay. So Eddie's probably like one of our best players. [01:07:43] Speaker C: I thought you. Yeah, I thought Eddie was your rock. [01:07:45] Speaker B: We got my guy Walter. He's about like 55 year old black dude, unfair rail and he's got just great morale. But he, but he twisted his ankle two weeks ago. So he's, he's taking ready for playoffs. [01:07:55] Speaker C: He's day to day. [01:07:56] Speaker B: He's day to day. [01:07:57] Speaker C: He's gonna make playoffs. You think your team's gonna make playoffs? I feel like you guys get burned. [01:08:01] Speaker A: Everybody make playoffs. [01:08:03] Speaker B: What are you talking about? Everyone makes playoffs. First of all, we lost twice. [01:08:06] Speaker C: So you've played two games. [01:08:08] Speaker B: I think we're three and two. [01:08:10] Speaker C: No way. No way. It's been five weeks. [01:08:13] Speaker A: Hasn't been five weeks. [01:08:14] Speaker B: There's no way there's three teams in the league. There's three there. [01:08:22] Speaker C: Wait a minute. [01:08:22] Speaker A: What? [01:08:23] Speaker B: No, this is week five of six. We're in right now. Playoffs are starting. Dude, you should come to a playoff game. But if you want to come, it's fine. I don't care. Yeah. So some of our guys are out. One guy has to work. What are we going to do? Tell him not, not to pay his bills? Come to the game. I mean so it is what it is. I'm not going to do anything special today. I'm gonna just try not to die. That's basically that was my listen plan game one and it's gonna be my plan game six. [01:08:51] Speaker A: Just don't die. [01:08:52] Speaker B: Just don't die. [01:08:53] Speaker A: Are you now is this like are you on the court like take us through your like what is your mind doing on the court? Are you chanting to yourself don't die, just please don't die? [01:09:03] Speaker B: I'm trying to, I'm trying to rest. I'm, I'm a big like slow it down guys. I'm always like slow it down guys. Let it come to you. So that's, that's. I'm a big one of those guys to the point. God, like, hey guys, like, like in their head like let's slow it down, you know, pace it out a little. Pushing this ball. Let's get the offense set. Let's get the offense. [01:09:23] Speaker C: Everyone get in your spots. [01:09:25] Speaker B: Yeah. And I just try not to up. That's it. [01:09:27] Speaker A: That's so good. [01:09:28] Speaker C: The best. [01:09:28] Speaker B: That's all I think about is I. I'm gonna put my ass on someone's so I'm gonna box them out. [01:09:33] Speaker A: That's it. [01:09:34] Speaker B: That's all. [01:09:34] Speaker A: Has there been any fights? [01:09:37] Speaker B: Not yet. Not yet. Tonight would be one. So, like, if I feel like it's getting out of control, I'll probably just start a fight and get kicked. [01:09:41] Speaker A: Just to get kicked off. Then you gotta. And then that's it, the game's done. Because you have no. [01:09:46] Speaker B: Now we got full of people. Then everyone's gonna probably hate me, bro. But that's fine. [01:09:50] Speaker C: That's what. So you used to. Used to be able to do. I used to be able to do it in. In softball when you come with like 12, 13 guys, if you're just like not having it or like wear up by a ton or whatever, you just like feel like. Like, you know what? They get thrown out right now watch this. Like, I'll just like be yelling at the ump. And he's like, are you serious? Who you talking to? Like, bro, you, dude. And this is just some guy that's come to do this. To do this game for $45. [01:10:17] Speaker A: He took a Vespa making $6 an hour. [01:10:20] Speaker B: Yeah, I thought Eddie was gonna lose his mind last week. Down with 10 seconds left, he was ready to lose it. [01:10:26] Speaker A: Dude, I think the move is just as soon as the game starts, walk up and just blast the one of the opponents right in the face. [01:10:35] Speaker C: Or the ref or yeah, somebody. No. Or you could do it. Yeah, you could do it that way. You could do it like the longest yard way. Like, yo, cut across the middle and hit the ref right in the dick. [01:10:46] Speaker B: If. If I'm going to get kicked out, I'm going to make account. It'll be. It'll be a show like it all like it always is. I think there's less of a chance because I got. I got my little scream out earlier. So, like, I feel like I was. I was really wound tight today for some reason. [01:11:01] Speaker C: Let me tell you that I feel less. [01:11:03] Speaker B: Less wound up. [01:11:04] Speaker C: That is. [01:11:04] Speaker A: We know you were wound up tight when you started. I woke up to you on a rant video about April F. I know. [01:11:11] Speaker B: I just can't deal with April. [01:11:13] Speaker A: He. He woke up and just immediately chose violence. [01:11:17] Speaker C: Listen, I've been there so many of times, but let me tell you what you saying about letting out this fucking letting out a scream, let not a roar. [01:11:27] Speaker B: Got a roll roar. That's what you need. [01:11:29] Speaker C: It is great it really. It is awesome. [01:11:32] Speaker B: Gets everything you need. [01:11:33] Speaker C: It's very primal. Yeah, it is. It is the equivalent of. Of roar in the jungle. That's. I mean, that's how I feel. I feel like sometimes after I just let out, like, one out. You know what I mean? But, yeah, so. [01:11:47] Speaker B: So we're going to try not to die tonight. Elbow one. Now, let me ask you this question. I. This. I. I follow the stupid thing on Instagram. It was given, like, random facts. How many blimps do you think there are in the world? [01:12:02] Speaker A: Blimps? [01:12:03] Speaker B: Blimps. [01:12:04] Speaker A: In the entire world. [01:12:05] Speaker C: Do you know? Or is it just. [01:12:06] Speaker B: I know. I know how many. [01:12:08] Speaker A: I want to say. Maybe I'm saying it. It's under 5000. Under 5000. [01:12:15] Speaker B: So just give a number. [01:12:17] Speaker A: I'm gonna say 3620. [01:12:19] Speaker C: 800. [01:12:21] Speaker B: 25. [01:12:22] Speaker A: 2500. [01:12:23] Speaker B: No, 25 blimps. So when you see a blimp, this. There's. [01:12:30] Speaker A: That's one of 20, 24 left of them. [01:12:32] Speaker B: Yes. There's 24 other. No. [01:12:34] Speaker A: In the whole world. [01:12:35] Speaker B: In the whole world. [01:12:35] Speaker A: Dude, is this, like, a new thing? Because, like, blimps. Just obsolete, bro. [01:12:39] Speaker C: Look it up right now. How much a blimp operator makes? [01:12:43] Speaker B: Probably. Probably a lot. [01:12:44] Speaker A: Because I would say there's only 25. [01:12:47] Speaker C: Of them in the world. I would say, like, a ton of money. 2. I would never, ever in my life ever want to be in. In a blimp. I think blimps and hot air balloons are the stupidest. Wow. [01:13:01] Speaker B: It is a huge range. 50,000 to 200,000. [01:13:06] Speaker C: What? How do you go from 50,000 to 200,000? [01:13:10] Speaker B: Doesn't make sense. [01:13:11] Speaker C: Experience. [01:13:12] Speaker B: That's the range? [01:13:12] Speaker C: Yeah, that's the range. [01:13:16] Speaker B: On one of the other 24 blimps that exist in the world. [01:13:18] Speaker C: We don't even have enough blimps to cover every state. I mean, not every state, I guess, needs a blimp. [01:13:23] Speaker A: It's like, I have more hoodies than there are blimps in the world. [01:13:26] Speaker B: Yeah, it doesn't. [01:13:27] Speaker A: It. [01:13:27] Speaker B: It makes zero sense that there's only 25, because I feel like I. How many blimps have you seen? I feel like I see a blimp almost every. Every day. You feel like you see. [01:13:35] Speaker C: That is such a lie. Where do you say that is such. That is the stupidest. That was the most outlandish and wrong thing somebody has ever said. [01:13:45] Speaker B: Can I be honest? If a blimp drove by this window, I would love it. [01:13:49] Speaker C: I would let you punch me right in the face. You can tell me you don't see. [01:13:53] Speaker B: A lot of blimps. [01:13:53] Speaker A: No, I do. [01:13:55] Speaker B: I feel like I see the hood, the Goodyear one where I have to put an eye out on it. [01:14:00] Speaker A: I know you got to keep an eye out now. You're going to see a ton of. [01:14:03] Speaker C: Like, is there just one that hovers in Lynn? Like. But I. [01:14:06] Speaker B: That's why you thought 600 of them. [01:14:08] Speaker A: I know, but because you've seen it in the whole world. I mean, they're usually at, like, sporting events. [01:14:13] Speaker C: Yes, yes. [01:14:15] Speaker A: Like football games and. But like. [01:14:17] Speaker C: Yeah, they used to do a blimp. A blimp cam. Like every. [01:14:20] Speaker A: Exactly. They had the blimp cam. [01:14:23] Speaker C: I'm pretty sure. I thought NFL Fox had a blimp. [01:14:27] Speaker B: Yeah, they do. [01:14:28] Speaker C: Why the would you want to fly a blimp, bro? What if you fly into a bird and a bird just gets a huge ass hole in the blimp? [01:14:35] Speaker B: Listen, I don't get it. I don't know why there's only 25 blimps. I know. I see a blimp every day. So that's why it's so. It's so shocking. [01:14:42] Speaker A: It just doesn't even. [01:14:43] Speaker C: There's 25 blimps in the whole world or let alone what. Let's just call it the U.S. maybe we got one on Boston. [01:14:49] Speaker A: Maybe there's a Boston. [01:14:51] Speaker C: I don't know. [01:14:52] Speaker A: I don't know what's like a. [01:14:53] Speaker B: Is there a Boston blimp? [01:14:54] Speaker A: I don't know what's like a crazy effect that there's only 25 blimps in existence or Al sees one every day. [01:15:01] Speaker B: I see one. I guarantee I've seen multiple. [01:15:04] Speaker C: No, you said every day. Go back on the table. [01:15:09] Speaker A: He's just filling up his gas. [01:15:11] Speaker C: You know what? That was the craziest. That's the craziest thing, man. Because I see a blimp, like, every day. I don't remember the last time I seen a blimp. I have no idea. But yet the homeboy over here apparently is just. [01:15:23] Speaker B: Yeah, because there's a hood blimp that goes all around New England. So I definitely see it all the time. I don't know why I'm even fucking getting gassed up about this because it's not that. Across the state, including during the Boston Marathon. Dick Sporting Goods got a blimp. It's all about us here. Let's. At the Goodyear blimp schedule right now. [01:15:39] Speaker C: Where is Goodyear blimp? That's what it is. [01:15:44] Speaker A: I feel like there was Always one. Like, at wrestling? [01:15:47] Speaker C: Maybe. Yeah, maybe. Yeah, at like. [01:15:50] Speaker A: Like in the 90s. [01:15:51] Speaker C: How else are you getting that? How else are you getting that visual of everything? [01:15:54] Speaker A: A helicopter. [01:15:55] Speaker B: Good year blimp isn't going to be around for a while. [01:15:59] Speaker C: What? [01:16:00] Speaker B: Good year blimp's not coming to us at all. Because you know why? This is Hood territory, baby. Yeah, this is hood. The hood sky. [01:16:08] Speaker A: It's like. You know what it is? It's probably like food trucks. How you have to. [01:16:11] Speaker B: Yeah, exactly. They got the whole airspace. Territories. [01:16:14] Speaker C: So, yeah, hood has all of New England. [01:16:17] Speaker B: Listen, take a picture of blimps in the sky and send them to me. [01:16:20] Speaker A: But I feel like if you're gonna be a blimp, like, throw stuff out of it. [01:16:24] Speaker C: No, Justin, what the are you talking about? [01:16:26] Speaker B: Am I wrong or is it. [01:16:28] Speaker A: Is it just a hottie air balloon is pretty much. But not. [01:16:32] Speaker C: Dude, definitely like a hot air balloon. Is there a bathroom? Is there a bathroom on a blimp? [01:16:38] Speaker A: Have you ever seen the inside of a blimp? [01:16:40] Speaker C: No. [01:16:40] Speaker A: It's like a cockpit, right? [01:16:43] Speaker C: So is there a bathroom? I mean, how are we landing this blimp? [01:16:50] Speaker B: I gotta look this up inside of a blimp Because I don't even know if I know it's. [01:16:53] Speaker C: I've only like, what is there more space in that side? Submarine that went down to the Titanic. [01:16:58] Speaker A: I randomly watched how it's made. It looks like a cockpit. [01:17:01] Speaker B: Oh, it looks like a. This looks better than your house, Nico. [01:17:04] Speaker C: Let me see. That's a blimp. [01:17:07] Speaker A: Yeah, dude. Inside of blimps. Nice, bro. [01:17:09] Speaker C: That's not a blimp. That's a airbus. That's an airbus. It's not a blimp, dude. [01:17:15] Speaker B: It's saying blimp. Look at. This is the Goodyear one. [01:17:17] Speaker C: All right, well, that's. That's the Goodyear one, but what you were just looking at was near bus. [01:17:22] Speaker B: Can I. But you know what everyone thinks of a blimp? They always think good year. [01:17:26] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:17:27] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:17:27] Speaker B: They always think good year. [01:17:29] Speaker C: 100%. [01:17:29] Speaker B: Do you know what's kind of weird to me? [01:17:30] Speaker A: Well, they're only one of 25, so. [01:17:34] Speaker C: What I don't get is there multiple Goodyear blimps. [01:17:36] Speaker B: So Goodyear has a blimp. They're known for the blimp, but they're really known for making tires, right? Goodyear tires. And there's no tires on a blimp. [01:17:43] Speaker A: No, it doesn't make any sense. [01:17:44] Speaker B: It makes no sense. [01:17:46] Speaker A: I was watching. I don't know what it Was. I think it was like opening day. And they do the jet flyovers. [01:17:51] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:17:52] Speaker A: How much you think it's costing like the US as tax citizens for the flying over every game? Like what else are you guys. [01:17:59] Speaker B: Every game is a lot. But it does make me feel super American. Like we're just gonna go bomb. I want that to drop a nuke. [01:18:06] Speaker A: I want to know how fucking goes in for those flyover. [01:18:09] Speaker C: I just think of Call of Duty. I'm like enemy AC130 and brown. [01:18:13] Speaker B: I I would assume a one flyover has to cost in the 25000 range. That's three fighter jets coming over. It has to just in gas. I don't know. Look that up. [01:18:24] Speaker C: You can't even fit like a piece of paper between their wings. It' like fuck. That's how you know I could never do that. [01:18:32] Speaker A: I have, I have the number. [01:18:33] Speaker B: We have a number. [01:18:34] Speaker A: So the range is kind of skewed. So I would love your guesses per event for how much does it cost taxpayers total? Yeah, for a flyover. [01:18:49] Speaker B: See, I like what I don't like. I don't like this, this question. And they do with everything do. Oh, the president cost this much when he went golf. And here I want to see a full itinerary of what, what they're saying the prices cost. Like what are they putting in that stat pad in this? So I think this is a stat pad issue. I'm going to say $50,000. [01:19:08] Speaker C: I was going to go somewhere around the lines of 70, $75,000. [01:19:12] Speaker A: Okay. 450,000 to over a million per event. [01:19:18] Speaker B: That's what I'm saying. Like I want to know why. [01:19:20] Speaker A: What a ridiculous number. [01:19:21] Speaker B: It doesn't make sense. Like 12,3 pies us3 could do a fly flyover. We could do a flyover. So anytime you're using that much gas, how much gas could they use? [01:19:30] Speaker C: That's crazy, bro. [01:19:31] Speaker B: Well, where they flying from? You're right. So here's the thing. [01:19:33] Speaker A: Yeah. Where are they coming from? [01:19:34] Speaker C: They have to come from anywhere that you go. They're going to go to the nearest air base, guys. [01:19:38] Speaker B: Yeah. So it has to be air bases everywhere. Yeah, you're right. [01:19:41] Speaker C: Just think if they get a fly over in Philly, like your closest one might be like Fort Bragg from North Carolina. [01:19:46] Speaker B: With that said, that's the most useful, useful tax dollars I've ever spent. I'll give that every single time. I'll actually pay more taxes for, for more flyovers. There's nothing I get. I get like rock hard on. [01:19:58] Speaker A: It's $80,000 just in gas. [01:20:02] Speaker B: Just in the huge gas. Huh? [01:20:04] Speaker A: 80,000. That's going to be great for the environment. [01:20:07] Speaker C: Is that like an overtime shift? [01:20:09] Speaker B: What do you mean? [01:20:10] Speaker C: No, you have to. You have to be part of. You have to have probably military. So you have to do a certain qualification. [01:20:15] Speaker B: Yeah, they're just already there. [01:20:16] Speaker A: They're already there. They just get assigned that duty for the day, I assume. [01:20:20] Speaker B: Do you know what the craziest thing is? [01:20:21] Speaker C: Is like, hey, you got the. You got the giants game at 1250 flyover. [01:20:27] Speaker B: Dude, I want to do the Giants game. I want to do the jets game. [01:20:30] Speaker C: Dude. What the. [01:20:31] Speaker A: If you think about it, like, what else are these fighter pilots doing that are stationed here? It's like, we're not at war. [01:20:37] Speaker B: I know. [01:20:38] Speaker A: So it's like, hey, they're really going to stand around. [01:20:40] Speaker B: My question is. [01:20:42] Speaker C: That's a good point. [01:20:43] Speaker B: Could someone, some nut, could they drop a bomb on a stadium just to. [01:20:47] Speaker A: Be like, oh, yeah, some psychopath 100 they could. [01:20:50] Speaker B: I wonder if. [01:20:51] Speaker C: What else somebody could do could just literally, if. And this would be probably this. One of the scariest things to ever witness is if one of those ever just took a head dive into the stadium, like, and just took out, like. [01:21:01] Speaker A: But I feel like 10,000 people. [01:21:03] Speaker C: Just imagine that. Imagine being on the other end of that. That you woke up that day in your death. [01:21:07] Speaker B: You know, it's gonna happen one day. [01:21:09] Speaker C: Your death. Yeah, now that I just said it, it's gonna happen one day. [01:21:13] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:21:13] Speaker B: I think that's more realistic than the bomb because they probably have to like. [01:21:18] Speaker A: Some type of more One person in the aircraft hitting a button, I think. [01:21:23] Speaker B: Yeah, I would. I would. [01:21:24] Speaker C: That's also true. It's also probably not solos. There's other people in there. But let's just say. [01:21:29] Speaker B: I know if you're doing the thing and you just go. [01:21:32] Speaker C: Just think about. If you're just going. You just go boom. There. Once you make that decision to go down. April Fool's back up. April Fool. [01:21:41] Speaker B: Now that's. That's an April Fool. [01:21:42] Speaker A: That's an April Fools. [01:21:43] Speaker B: Yeah, that's an April Fool's joke. [01:21:45] Speaker C: You have a watch. Yeah, that's an April Fool. No one's ever done that. April Fool. We see the day. We see the day someone's doing a flyover, an MLB game. It's like, near miss. [01:21:58] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:21:59] Speaker C: Some of those guys. [01:22:00] Speaker A: You're in a ton of trouble. [01:22:02] Speaker C: That was one of the best movies. I'm all over the place, but that was One of the best movies I ever watched in a theater was Top Gun too. [01:22:08] Speaker A: Yeah, that was good. [01:22:08] Speaker C: That was. [01:22:09] Speaker A: You guys ever. [01:22:10] Speaker B: Weren't you high during. [01:22:12] Speaker A: No. [01:22:12] Speaker C: Yeah, I'm high pretty much during every movie. [01:22:14] Speaker B: So we would drink 100 grams of. [01:22:17] Speaker A: No, that was when we went. [01:22:19] Speaker C: That was Halloween. This was. [01:22:20] Speaker A: We went to see Top Gun, like the day. The day my mother died. [01:22:26] Speaker C: The day of the funeral. [01:22:28] Speaker B: He's always trying to make it about himself. [01:22:30] Speaker C: I bought all those tickets. I had all the points for AMC. It cost us what? It was like 10 of us. It cost us. It cost us like 20. It cost us like 20. 20 bucks. That was awesome, bro. That was on. That was unbelievable. But did you guys see, like, I don't know if I reposted it or not. I didn't repost it. I sent it in my group chat and Instagram, bro. Tom Cruise was doing a stunt for this new Day of Reckoning Part two. Jumping from building the building and absolutely snaps his ankle in half. [01:23:01] Speaker B: Dude. This is what happens every. Between every movie. That's why he's very impressive. Like, he. There's always one stunt that goes like crazy viral. Did you see the one where he was jumping from. He jumping from building to building and broke his. His arm like two years ago. [01:23:13] Speaker A: He's a maniac. [01:23:15] Speaker B: The guy's gone. [01:23:16] Speaker C: No, the guy's. The guy's gone, bro. Oh, right there. [01:23:22] Speaker B: Oh, no, that. That one. I've already seen this one. [01:23:25] Speaker C: His ankle's just sideways. I looked down. He knew he had broken his ankle. [01:23:31] Speaker B: I crawled over the wall just to. [01:23:32] Speaker A: Get past camera because I knew this is the tape. [01:23:35] Speaker C: First thing he did. [01:23:35] Speaker B: It was the only take they did too. [01:23:37] Speaker C: First thing he did is look at the camera. Did you say. Did you get that? [01:23:42] Speaker B: It's gonna be me at. What's it called? [01:23:44] Speaker C: Oh, my bro. [01:23:46] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:23:46] Speaker C: Oh, what the hate on Tom? [01:23:49] Speaker A: Tom Cruise, He's a beast. [01:23:51] Speaker C: He's a dog. He's a dog. [01:23:53] Speaker B: 100% a dog, dude. [01:23:54] Speaker C: He's a dog. He. He's might be a weirdo. Does not mean that you're not a dog. [01:23:58] Speaker B: You got to separate people's personal life from what they're doing. [01:24:01] Speaker C: Absolutely. [01:24:01] Speaker B: He's the author. [01:24:02] Speaker A: 100%. [01:24:03] Speaker B: Tom Cruise is the opposite of someone like everyday Maggie. You don't like Everyday Maggie's content, but you probably assume she's probably a half decent girl to talk to. I think it's the opposite with Tom Cruise. [01:24:14] Speaker C: Right. [01:24:16] Speaker B: Tom Cruise has got unbelievable content, but I would never want to be stuck in a room with him. So. [01:24:23] Speaker A: Honestly, though, like, I feel like he would be good to get, like, hammered with. I don't know. [01:24:28] Speaker B: I don't think he drinks. [01:24:29] Speaker A: Oh, well, that sucks. [01:24:31] Speaker C: Yeah, he drinks oxygen, water or hydrogen. [01:24:33] Speaker B: Yeah, I don't know. He's too weird. I. I feel like I would get caught up in some. If Tom Cruise. Like, he would just be in your face. [01:24:38] Speaker A: Well, Tom Cruise, you gotta imagine, like. [01:24:40] Speaker B: With his weird teeth, you don't know which one's the center too. [01:24:43] Speaker A: You hang out with Tom Cruise and then you roof him. Not roofium, but you. [01:24:48] Speaker B: Then you rape him. [01:24:49] Speaker A: No, no, no. What's the word I'm looking for? You dose them. [01:24:52] Speaker B: All right. We're dosing them. [01:24:53] Speaker A: You do some. [01:24:54] Speaker B: Yep. [01:24:54] Speaker A: So you give him some, like, mushrooms or you. Or like some ecstasy or something. [01:24:59] Speaker B: Okay. [01:24:59] Speaker A: And then you're hanging out with Tom Cruise. [01:25:00] Speaker B: Well, if you. So you're probably gonna. [01:25:02] Speaker C: Him. [01:25:02] Speaker B: Yeah. Wait, I don't know. I don't know where he's going. Why? [01:25:08] Speaker A: You want to talk? [01:25:09] Speaker B: No, I just. Y. [01:25:09] Speaker A: Say, man, this is the third time. You said you want. [01:25:12] Speaker B: But you are saying. I was just trying to finish. I will say. [01:25:16] Speaker C: Did say if we give him ecstasy. [01:25:20] Speaker A: I was trying to get. To dose. Dose him. [01:25:23] Speaker B: Like, you want to dose him just to hang out with him, or you want to dose him to get something out of him? [01:25:28] Speaker A: No, no, dose him to hang out with him. Like, I feel like he'd be. [01:25:30] Speaker C: No, hang out with them dosed. [01:25:32] Speaker B: Here's my thing. [01:25:32] Speaker C: If Tom Cruise came, he wants to Bill Cosby. [01:25:35] Speaker B: If Tom Cruise. [01:25:36] Speaker A: I want to him. [01:25:37] Speaker B: Guys, he opened up the door and it was like, dude, I'm looking for the second Tom Cruise. Or like, I need a wingman. Like, you got to do this, this, and this and this, and you'll be set for life. I'll do this, this, and this and this. Like, I would become a Scientologist for that. Like, that's what Will Smith did. Like, yeah, you're going to be. You're going to go through some weird years, but you're set for life. [01:25:59] Speaker C: You're gonna go through some weird. [01:26:00] Speaker B: You're gonna go for some weird years. Like, look at Will Smith. He's got his ups, his downs. He's trying to make his way back. [01:26:07] Speaker A: I don't know how he could be. [01:26:08] Speaker B: I could definitely be talked into science. [01:26:10] Speaker A: How did he stay with his wife? [01:26:13] Speaker B: Who. All right, well, I'm saying because I think she's higher up than him in the Scientologist. I think that's what it is. [01:26:19] Speaker A: Gotta Be. [01:26:20] Speaker B: It is. They're like, look at the. The higher ups. Like, well, I can't believe Will's stayed with you. [01:26:26] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:26:26] Speaker B: And she's like, rub my head. Rub my head. Yeah, exactly. [01:26:31] Speaker A: Well, do we have anything else we want to get into? [01:26:34] Speaker C: She played a hell of a role in the TV show Gotham. [01:26:40] Speaker B: She was good. [01:26:40] Speaker C: Just want that out. [01:26:41] Speaker B: I liked Gotham. I almost. [01:26:43] Speaker C: I like Gotham. You didn't. I didn't finish the last season. I'd be doing that sometimes. Oh, bro. Remember how I used to praise Reach it to you guys? That's a great show. [01:26:54] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:26:54] Speaker C: The last. The latest season is like easily the worst thing that I've ever watched. Unfortunately, they go to Maine and I just want to let you guys know this before we fucking depart. They have a fucking. The head lady, like the DEA that he works with. Got the Boston accent. And guys, when I tell you it's the fucking. It's brutal. Like, bad to listen to. It is like beyond godly. Like Racha. Like, it's so fucking. And her fucking names like McNally or something. That's so fucking brutal. This guy in the past two. That guy's built like a fucking. A semi truck and he's hooking up with this, like, this lady that they got to play the detective. She really looks like she should be outside of like a convenience store. Like just scalp and change. But yeah, very underwhelming. Very. I can't. I can't really tell anybody to really watch unless you watch season one and two. Season one and two. Unreal. This third season. I don't know what the fuck with watching Invincible. Another great show. Let me see anything else? Nope. Nope. Good, good, good, good. [01:28:12] Speaker A: We are going to do a song. [01:28:13] Speaker B: Oh, he's got a song. Because he didn't have to worry about the Google machine. He said today I didn't have to. [01:28:17] Speaker A: Do the googling at the same time. [01:28:19] Speaker B: I hope off's in there. [01:28:20] Speaker C: Back seat driver, Back seat driver just wanna ride. [01:28:27] Speaker A: How do you guys even remember that song? [01:28:29] Speaker C: It's a song they actually like. [01:28:31] Speaker B: I would have never remembered it until he sung it. [01:28:33] Speaker A: I don't even think I've. To be honest with you. I haven't heard that song. And driver, you know, I do have a music video to that song. [01:28:41] Speaker C: I know you like come out of a trunk or something. [01:28:44] Speaker A: No, that's a different song. [01:28:46] Speaker B: That's a different song. [01:28:47] Speaker C: That's. That's a different song. But that did happen. [01:28:50] Speaker A: Y'all thinking of never going back. [01:28:52] Speaker C: But that did happen. You did come out Of a trunk. [01:28:54] Speaker B: He did come out of a trunk. [01:28:55] Speaker A: Never going back with some real classic backseat driver. It was backseat driver Put some take. [01:29:01] Speaker C: Home material in your house. [01:29:03] Speaker A: Backseat driver was in Florida. [01:29:07] Speaker C: Back c. Driver. [01:29:09] Speaker A: I just wanna ride you. Thinking I don't even remember the lyrics. [01:29:15] Speaker B: He's bad, dude. [01:29:16] Speaker A: Don't get too excited. [01:29:19] Speaker C: One hand on the wheel and the hand on your chest. The way you move your body and the way you move them breasts. [01:29:24] Speaker B: Is that how it goes? [01:29:25] Speaker C: I think that's. That's very close. [01:29:27] Speaker B: Raps it. [01:29:29] Speaker C: Yes. He speeds up. [01:29:30] Speaker A: Okay, I do speed up. The way you move your body and the way you. I forget the lyrics, dude. [01:29:36] Speaker B: I don't like the. [01:29:37] Speaker C: Then. Then there's the other song that I like. What is California? What does California have that I don't? What's that one, Justin? [01:29:45] Speaker A: What's in California that I can give to. [01:29:49] Speaker C: Yes. [01:29:49] Speaker A: I can't give to you. I forget all the lyrics of my own songs. Is that horrible? [01:29:53] Speaker C: Yeah, that's pretty bad. I. I really thought that artist just like definitely knew their songs. You know what I mean? I'm trying to get a reference here, son. So what's the name of that song? [01:30:03] Speaker B: And I got the worst memory in the world, right? [01:30:05] Speaker C: Your memory's trash and your accents are trash. [01:30:08] Speaker A: Song about a girl. [01:30:09] Speaker C: This about a song about a girl that set out and my world. I mean, basically her. Yeah. [01:30:20] Speaker A: And the day is winded down and. [01:30:22] Speaker C: She'S nowhere to be found. I can't stop thinking about her. [01:30:28] Speaker B: So you're doing a song right now? Justin's doing an episode song. This is his new thing. [01:30:33] Speaker A: So we're gonna. I. I can do whatever. Do you want me to do rap? Do you want me to do hip hop? Do you want me to do a pop? Pop punk? Do you want me to do what. [01:30:40] Speaker C: Kind of genre you want me to do What? [01:30:43] Speaker A: Metal? Like what? [01:30:44] Speaker C: Okay, hold on. [01:30:45] Speaker B: Yes, heavy metal. [01:30:46] Speaker C: Heavy metal. [01:30:47] Speaker B: He hasn't done heavy metal yet. [01:30:48] Speaker C: Okay, so do heavy metal. [01:30:50] Speaker F: Oh, off. [01:30:55] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, we'll do death metal. All right, so it is. It is. It's calculating. We're generating. [01:31:09] Speaker B: Right, so now you're generating the song. So do you put the. Do you. Okay, so are you just putting keywords in and then it writes it? [01:31:16] Speaker A: So. Yes and no. [01:31:22] Speaker B: Explain it. [01:31:23] Speaker C: Just explain like you want to go into further. Yeah. What? You want to go into a further. [01:31:27] Speaker A: What I did here. Usually I don't do this. Usually I write lyrics out. Okay, here I just. I wrote bullet points throughout the whole episode. Then I went to chat gbt. I said, help me write a song with these bullet points. It spit out a song. I don't even know what it says. I didn't even read it. [01:31:48] Speaker B: Okay, I like this better. [01:31:49] Speaker A: Then I went back and put it into the song generator. I chose that I wanted to be metal male singer. And it spits out two songs. So what I'm gonna do now is I'm gonna listen to one of the two songs and I'll pick the song that will play and I'll send it to you. [01:32:08] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:32:09] Speaker B: Or do you want to just play both? [01:32:11] Speaker C: What, to California? [01:32:17] Speaker A: Yeah. Let's get some Bernard Cozy going. [01:32:19] Speaker B: We can't even do that. [01:32:21] Speaker C: Yeah, you don't even own your own music. [01:32:23] Speaker B: We can't even do that. [01:32:23] Speaker A: No, I do that because you can't do it. Because I own my own music. I get. [01:32:28] Speaker C: Oh, right. [01:32:29] Speaker A: I get paid. [01:32:30] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:32:31] Speaker A: From. That's my. On my llc. What's it called? Called. [01:32:37] Speaker B: Yeah, Property. Your ip, I guess. [01:32:39] Speaker A: Yeah, we can say ip. [01:32:40] Speaker B: Yeah. I don't know. I don't know what he's trying to say. Did I have anything else to bring up? [01:32:45] Speaker C: Here's the new golf store at Assembly Row. Check it out. [01:32:48] Speaker B: It's good. I already said it was good. Time. [01:32:50] Speaker C: I understand. [01:32:55] Speaker B: Oh, he's listening to it. What's today? Today's April 1st. April 1st, fools. Listen, Raphael Devis doesn't need to come out of his slump right now. He's old for 20. [01:33:09] Speaker C: Listen, Al, when you make it mental, just like, first of all, baseball is 10, 10 all mental. Once you put yourself there, though. And once again, we go back to. People make the decisions that they make, and then they have to live with the decisions that they make. Okay. Once Rafi Dev has showed up to King Camp early, he was doing great down weight. As soon as he heard that they signed Bregman, he left Fort Myers for, like, almost three weeks, it seemed, and then came back with two weeks left in spring training. He barely played. Struck out like, four times in, like, the two games he played. And now he. It's one of two things. It's either he's just not giving a fuck or, like, bro, he's just not in baseball shape. But, like, I don't understand how you strike out that much. [01:34:01] Speaker B: The more and more that I hear about this guy, he reminds me of you. [01:34:06] Speaker C: Okay, I don't really know how that works. Besides the fact that we're thick, heavyset men that absolutely smash the ball, that. [01:34:12] Speaker B: Lefties and love ice cream. He loves ice cream. You don't remember when he first came here, he was just like. They were like, oh, you're going to drink to celebrate? Like, well, I want to eat some ice cream. So he loves ice cream. [01:34:22] Speaker C: I love Raffy Devon. [01:34:22] Speaker B: And he loses his mind and just, just leaves. So, like, that's what I think happened. And now he's in a little bit of a slump. You were in a slump with this girl. Now you're getting back into it. So I think if we give him a couple more weeks, he'll be fine. Yeah, you got to get over the fact he's a fucking terrible third baseman. He's a terrible third baseman. He's like the worst offensive third baseman. [01:34:40] Speaker C: In the league that's been. That's been on record for. For three weeks. I give him. I give him until the middle of this month. Because you've been playing baseball now for a week. I'd give it to the middle of the month. [01:34:51] Speaker B: Would you dfa, anyone right now? You don't think, you think too early. [01:34:55] Speaker C: Would I cut Rafi Devis? [01:34:57] Speaker B: No, no. Dfa, like put. I don't mean dfa, like put him down to what? Not, not, not him. I'm not talking about him. Anyone else on the roster can't do it to him. Is there anyone else on the roster you'd throw down to the minus for a little bit and bring up one of these young guts, little Roman Anthony, little Marcelo Maya. [01:35:12] Speaker C: I see. I see it differently. I see that as long as the Red Sox stay the way they are, those guys won't move till at least June if any injury does play. Travis Story. [01:35:22] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:35:23] Speaker C: Bregman gets hit with a pitch, up and in. [01:35:25] Speaker B: I can think of Trevor Story getting on, getting. [01:35:27] Speaker C: I don't. Again, I don't see where it becomes. If it's an infielder, it's Meyer. If it's an outfielder, I think that it's still good. I think that it picked one. I think that it could still be Meyer, but it's as long as him and Anthony are cranking and doing their thing and the red. So I don't know what the going on. I've been trying to make a vote focal point to watch the game, to watch at least a piece of the game every day. And I broke my streak yesterday. I wasn't able to watch because I had to go golfing and the game was at 2:36 in the afternoon. [01:35:56] Speaker A: I don't know what it is about baseball. I just like. [01:35:58] Speaker C: I like it. I don't know. [01:36:00] Speaker B: Summertime. [01:36:01] Speaker C: I like it. [01:36:01] Speaker A: I Don't know what it is. [01:36:02] Speaker B: Throwing it, don't like it. [01:36:04] Speaker A: Watching it is, like, the most boring thing ever. [01:36:08] Speaker B: I disagree with it. [01:36:09] Speaker C: If you get two good teams, I love it. Like, Sunday night baseball was pretty dope. Like being able to watch Tatis. I love that. That's my boy. [01:36:17] Speaker A: Baseball is an October sport for me. [01:36:20] Speaker C: Oh, really? Yeah, I think the baseball season. I stand on that. The fact that the baseball season is far too long. They should cut it like 40 games. [01:36:29] Speaker A: Did you get it? [01:36:31] Speaker C: It should be like 125 games, bro. [01:36:36] Speaker B: The worst part is every time I start recording, everyone in their mother needs to talk to me for some reason. Then as soon as I come off here, no one will answer my call. All right, Just one of those things. So Listen, this call, 25 blimps. [01:36:48] Speaker A: Yes, we're going to. We're going to. This is going to be the outro. So is there anything else we want to talk about before we hit play? And endless. [01:36:56] Speaker B: So you don't want us to talk through this? You just want us to not react whatsoever? [01:37:00] Speaker A: No, you can react. I'm just saying it's the outro. [01:37:02] Speaker B: Well, we'll see what happens. [01:37:03] Speaker A: Okay. Remember, you got to keep it playing. [01:37:20] Speaker F: Don't play those games he'll throw his McDonald's Tracery Diet Cokes to the brain I swear the cat's on edge it's creeping up slow Think it's gonna leap from the window Here we go Holy I just spilled all my espresso now my heart's freezing fast Like a downtown techno Danny Gillis Hear this beat Nicol's life coach while Brendan sitting still looking just like jam toast only 25 blimps. [01:37:43] Speaker B: In the sky today. [01:37:47] Speaker F: And I'm stuck watching Al nearly fight midplay Justin tells his aunt to off then leave while Merc hitting threes like he's Philip Seymour Hoffman in peace, baby we got retirement tips from Nico's dad and Brownie so good make you cry like a chad Nico's got that awareness like intellect real like he's breaking down stocks with a cinnamon meal Meanwhile Al's at the Y trying to throw hands Men's league short staffed, he don't give a damn and somewhere deep in a suburban cruise Al may or may not want to kiss Tom Cruise no judgment here just sip your coke slow While Brendan's in the corner looking like a snack show only 25 blimps in the sky today. [01:38:36] Speaker B: And. [01:38:36] Speaker F: I'm stuck watching Al nearly fight mid. [01:38:40] Speaker C: Play song bangs. [01:38:51] Speaker F: Tips from Nico's dad and brownie so good, make you cry. [01:38:55] Speaker B: Like a chad. [01:39:00] Speaker F: The espresso's gone My shirt's a mess the cat's on the sill Life's full of stress McDonald's bag in the passenger seat. [01:39:08] Speaker C: Where is the McDonald's, by the way? [01:39:10] Speaker B: I just thought about that. Right out front. [01:39:12] Speaker F: Ghost contemplating stocks and fate While Brendan spreads like jam on a paper plate Justin's flipping birds we just five merch bucket threes yeah, he's keeping it live. [01:39:25] Speaker B: This is pretty much of a jam. I like the heavy metal. Who's the player? Call for this? [01:39:35] Speaker F: Only 25 blimps in the world, no. [01:39:37] Speaker B: Lie. [01:39:41] Speaker F: And we're all just trying to get by with espresso stains and brownies Divine thoughts of Tom Cruise in al's. [01:39:52] Speaker B: Mind. [01:39:58] Speaker F: Only 25 blimps in the sky today but this crew, we're 26 in our own weird way okay, well, with. [01:40:09] Speaker B: That ending with 20, 26. With the 26 blimp, I kind of like that. We are fat. [01:40:16] Speaker C: Bro. That's the best song ever. [01:40:19] Speaker B: Yeah, ever. [01:40:19] Speaker C: That song. Bang. That song sounded like we were opening up Monday Night Raw, bro. That's exactly what it sounded like. Sativa, ladies and gentlemen. [01:40:28] Speaker B: That's exactly what that was. [01:40:29] Speaker C: That was impressive. That AI did that. That's impressive. [01:40:33] Speaker A: Saliva, right? [01:40:34] Speaker C: Sativa. [01:40:35] Speaker B: Saliva, whoever it is. [01:40:39] Speaker C: Remember, ladies and gentlemen. [01:40:41] Speaker B: Oh, do you want it? Oh, do you need it? [01:40:44] Speaker A: We might need to. We might need to take all the episode songs and then upload them to Spotify. [01:40:50] Speaker B: That's what I'm saying. Just do it. I get, like, one play of each one. But who cares? [01:40:54] Speaker A: Who cares? [01:40:55] Speaker B: You got them all saved. [01:40:56] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:40:57] Speaker C: Dude, that is the best song in the world. Like, a song. I'll be amped. [01:41:01] Speaker A: I'm listening to that the whole ride home. [01:41:03] Speaker B: That was a good 25 lives in the sky today. What's that second line? And I'm stuck watching Al nearly fight with Pl. Oh, God. What a. What a jam. That was great. [01:41:20] Speaker A: That was unbelievable. [01:41:21] Speaker C: That is. Yeah. [01:41:23] Speaker A: I felt like Nico's. I think you literally smashed the nail on the head when you said, it's like. Like the vignettes from it's definitely night raw 100. [01:41:34] Speaker C: That. [01:41:34] Speaker B: That. [01:41:35] Speaker C: That song could be an intro to a Monday Night Raw or Smackdown, whatever you want to call it. I mean, that was amazing. [01:41:41] Speaker A: We keep having reoccurring themes with espresso, and. [01:41:46] Speaker B: Yeah, it does seem like that. 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