Ep. 123 | Sh*t My Pants Ft. Lou Ciampi

[00:00:46] Speaker A: All right, guys. Welcome to Bad Brain podcast, episode 766. We took a week off. [00:00:53] Speaker B: Week off. [00:00:54] Speaker A: A whole week? [00:00:56] Speaker B: Yep. Because of you guys. Per usual. [00:00:58] Speaker A: Absolutely not because of me. And you're kind of like Nico, where you're covering your face with a microphone right now, and I don't like it. [00:01:03] Speaker C: My feet. [00:01:04] Speaker B: Okay, you want it to the side? [00:01:05] Speaker C: What? [00:01:05] Speaker B: Do you want it to the side? [00:01:06] Speaker A: Look at how you want to pick you up. [00:01:08] Speaker C: Slight looks. Brutal. Dude. [00:01:10] Speaker D: Jesus. [00:01:10] Speaker A: Nico's gonna be. [00:01:12] Speaker C: I look like you go, Mike. [00:01:18] Speaker A: Nico's gonna be seeing spots for a week. [00:01:20] Speaker B: I told you. [00:01:21] Speaker C: That's why you gotta wear the glasses. Why is it brighter than it was? [00:01:24] Speaker B: You guys need glasses. I have actually. No. [00:01:26] Speaker C: I've had glasses on my face. I was like, no, Al. That's Al's thing. I don't wear glasses. [00:01:30] Speaker B: Yeah, I don't know how you do the one. [00:01:31] Speaker A: Would you like. Would you like to introduce our illustrious. [00:01:36] Speaker B: We got. I say this all the time on many podcasts. Anyone who asks, I think we got the most talented person in the city of Boston on the podcast this week, Lou Champy. He's here. He is man of many talents. Many. He has more characters than a fucking schizophrenic. He can do anything you need him to do. I think he is. He is the fucking lifeblood of its content. That's what I'm going to say right there. Every single video he's in, I have to watch it. So give it up for Lou Champy. [00:02:10] Speaker D: Thank you. Thank you. I appreciate that. [00:02:13] Speaker A: So how's life been, bud? [00:02:15] Speaker D: Life's. I mean, it's starting to get a little bit better. I was in a pretty dark place. [00:02:21] Speaker A: Jesus Christ. [00:02:24] Speaker D: Pretty dark place. Like, nine months ago. And I was struggling. I was struggling with drinking in. In the white stuff, man. You know, I like to. I like to party. And then it stopped becoming a party, and it just became repetitive. And then I was doing it by myself and staying home, and I was like, I'm not going to make this an intervention. [00:02:51] Speaker B: I don't know if he was doing a bit. [00:02:53] Speaker D: No, no, no. But that's where I was at, like, just nine months ago. And then I just. I said, fuck this. I'm not doing it no more. [00:02:59] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:03:00] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:03:00] Speaker A: Hey, you made the decision. Which is that's the first fucking step. [00:03:03] Speaker D: And then I noticed. Shit. [00:03:04] Speaker A: So now he just doesn't do coke by himself any. [00:03:08] Speaker D: Just. [00:03:08] Speaker B: Just. [00:03:09] Speaker C: Only in groups. Only in groups, Buddy system. [00:03:14] Speaker A: Only every other third Thursday. And there's other people. Sometimes not, but it. Yeah. [00:03:20] Speaker D: But to answer your question, life's good right now, man. And. And I'm happy to be here. [00:03:25] Speaker A: So it's a beautiful thing. I think Al, me and Al don't really agree that much, but I think this is something that we do agree on. I think you are the one of the most talented basically in the entire New England area. Especially that's intent. I love the characters. I think you should definitely keep going full throttle with it. Don't take your foot off the pedal. [00:03:47] Speaker D: Thank you. Thank you. [00:03:49] Speaker C: Well, I have a question before you introduce him. You said a word. [00:03:54] Speaker A: What word did I say? [00:03:55] Speaker C: Illustrious. [00:03:57] Speaker A: Illustrious. [00:03:58] Speaker C: Illustrious. What's that mean? [00:03:59] Speaker A: Oh my God, you got. [00:04:02] Speaker C: Sorry. [00:04:02] Speaker A: Google. Go ahead, Google. [00:04:04] Speaker C: Come on, bro. I don't want to Google you. Tell me what it is. [00:04:06] Speaker A: Like I can't even spell it. I'm gonna give him another big one. Like he's. He's like esteemed. [00:04:12] Speaker C: Esteemed colleague is like someone that's like. Like, like a very high up. [00:04:16] Speaker B: That's. Yeah. Illustrious. [00:04:17] Speaker C: Like prestigious. [00:04:18] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:04:19] Speaker B: My name ain't Webster, but I. You could. Could you put together. [00:04:22] Speaker C: But how about you help me the fuck out, guys? Unless you guys are just saying some weird ass things about. I guess I don't know what they mean. [00:04:29] Speaker A: Okay. He's like, I mean prestigious. [00:04:31] Speaker D: Disrespect. [00:04:31] Speaker C: I don't know. I find it very disrespectful when people use words that I don't know. So I'm asking. Spell that out for me. Literally spell it out for me. [00:04:43] Speaker A: What about prestige? [00:04:44] Speaker C: Prestige Worldwide. I get that. I got it again. [00:04:48] Speaker A: Movies. It's like that's all he can assimilate with. [00:04:51] Speaker C: I don't know why my life shouldn't have done that. No. We went over simulated not too long ago, I think I still don't know what it means, but it's all good. But yeah, I know. [00:05:00] Speaker B: I feel like putting two and two together words to him and he's got Google. And then it just like it doesn't. [00:05:05] Speaker A: He just. I just know putting two and two together. [00:05:07] Speaker C: I can't go to Google, guys, if I don't know how to spell the word. It's tough. So like I don't even know what's illustrious. [00:05:14] Speaker B: You don't think she'd sell that, right? [00:05:16] Speaker C: She'd be. My accent would pick up elephant. That's what would end up coming up on the phone. [00:05:20] Speaker A: That's true. [00:05:21] Speaker C: Text speak to talk bro is my worst enemy, bro. It's. I'm sure it's all. It happens to all of us. My shit gets butchered. [00:05:28] Speaker B: I think the voice memos are the best now. I. Yeah, they're good, but now it's. [00:05:32] Speaker C: Just like we do them all the time. Especially if it's longer format. It's so easy. [00:05:36] Speaker B: I'm so. [00:05:37] Speaker C: Say everything you want. [00:05:39] Speaker B: That's why I used to love the Nextels, dude. Back in the day, you hit him with the chair. [00:05:44] Speaker A: It was the number one. [00:05:45] Speaker B: I would give everything back. I give it back. The Internet on my phone for our next toe. If every. If everyone was with the next toes again. [00:05:51] Speaker A: Yeah. And they had the best game of all time. They had that. Was it the bunny game? What game was on there? [00:05:56] Speaker B: No, you think it's Snake on the. [00:05:57] Speaker A: No, not Snake on the Nokia. I know that. [00:05:58] Speaker D: Obviously the Jewel game. [00:06:00] Speaker B: There was another game, like, almost like. Like a minesweeper type. [00:06:04] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:06:05] Speaker A: Yeah. There was a game on next Hell, though. Like, I just couldn't get enough of. [00:06:07] Speaker C: Any time that my father would call to yell at me because I wasn' answering. Because obviously it's like a walkie talking. [00:06:12] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:06:13] Speaker C: So anytime that he would be like, screaming, I'd be in front of my friends, like, acting like a punk. If you hit the button while they're on the beep, it just gets like a dial tone. [00:06:21] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:06:21] Speaker C: So I'd be like, me. You'd be like, yeah, you, dude. Button down. Like, can't hear me. Like. And then. Yeah. No, I love those, though. They. I can't believe they got away from that. Yeah, that's a very good. I don't know. It's a very good way of communicating, dude. Just like beeping somebody. But I don't know. [00:06:38] Speaker D: What about when you had the annoying friend that would alert you and you couldn't use your phone and still watch the alert. [00:06:44] Speaker A: Brutal. [00:06:45] Speaker D: The one friend that nobody wants to hang out with. [00:06:47] Speaker B: Exactly why. [00:06:49] Speaker A: But those. It was like, that took high school by storm. And Axe body spray. [00:06:56] Speaker D: Oh, my God. [00:06:56] Speaker B: Oh, those two things. [00:06:57] Speaker D: Apollo. [00:06:58] Speaker A: Remember? [00:06:59] Speaker D: Just ascent of high school. [00:07:00] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:07:01] Speaker D: Cigarettes in a bone. [00:07:04] Speaker A: Just walking through the hallways. And then they'd have to. I remember derussi putting memos that you couldn't bring. [00:07:11] Speaker B: What do you mean he said you couldn't bring Axe. [00:07:13] Speaker A: You couldn't because people were just walking through the hallways, just terrorizing everybody, dude. [00:07:22] Speaker C: It's like, I. It's still to this day, like, it burns like nostril hairs. It is like the. [00:07:28] Speaker D: Very pungent. [00:07:29] Speaker C: Yeah. Very stings. [00:07:30] Speaker D: The nostril. [00:07:30] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:07:31] Speaker C: Yes, absolutely. So absolutely. [00:07:33] Speaker A: Let's. Let's go back. Let's Go all the way back because I feel like we're gonna go back to your childhood. Something tells me that you' always been the entertaining one in your family. And is that, you know, am I on pace? [00:07:46] Speaker D: Absolutely, yeah. When I was like super young, like 7, 8 years old, my dad went to prison. So I would stay for the whole summer with my aunt and my Uncle Kenny, my aunt Jody, Uncle Kenny in Beachmont. And they had two sons, Steve and Justin. And they were like my best friends growing up. And my earliest memories with them was being on Napster on. On the computer and then going through all the songs and Madonna. Like a prayer. Right. And I was, I was seven, eight years old and I remixed the song. [00:08:20] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:08:20] Speaker D: And instead of like a prayer, I made it shit your pants. And they were like, they couldn't believe. They were like, how is this fucking kid coming up with this? He's fucking seven years old. [00:08:29] Speaker A: That's great. [00:08:30] Speaker D: I used to do like Bill Cosby impressions and stuff like that. But that's like my earliest memory of actually like enjoying making people laugh. [00:08:39] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:08:39] Speaker D: And it was natural to me. Like I would just do it. Like, I didn't think I was like, oh, let me entertain anybody. You know what I mean? I'm like, I'm just. I don't know. My brain's out. [00:08:50] Speaker C: That's where I'm at. Yeah. [00:08:53] Speaker A: Do you, do you remember the song? [00:08:56] Speaker D: Ah, I could probably tap into it. When you call my name, it's like a little prayer down on my knees. I'm going to my pants in the midnight hour. You can take a shower just like a. Oh, no, I sh. [00:09:16] Speaker A: My pants. [00:09:18] Speaker C: All right, let's go. How about the wide variety of characters between Madonna and Bill Cosby, though? That's. [00:09:24] Speaker A: That's wide variety does the best Bill Cosby impression. You have to hear it. Yeah. It's phenomenal. [00:09:31] Speaker B: Set me up because, you know, I'm bad at. He split me on the spot and worse. I got to do something with jello, I guess. [00:09:41] Speaker A: Pudding. [00:09:41] Speaker C: Jello. [00:09:43] Speaker D: Jello. [00:09:47] Speaker C: It's bad. [00:09:49] Speaker A: What's funny? [00:09:50] Speaker B: Bill Cosby, he set me up cuz he thinks he does a good Bill Cosby. That's why he's. [00:09:54] Speaker A: I do a phenomenal Bill Cosby. I have three. I have three accents. I have Bill Cosby, I have Gollum, and I have Arnold Schwarzenegger. And then that's where the buck stops. [00:10:03] Speaker B: I don't think you have either any three. Maybe Gollum. [00:10:05] Speaker A: You do crush Gollum and I crush ar. [00:10:09] Speaker C: I would, I would give you. I'LL give you Gollum. I give you Gollum. He's good. He has a good Gollum. [00:10:14] Speaker B: I think the only reason why he has a half decent Bill Cosby is because he's also raped women before. Now I think that now that he's also slipping Mickey. [00:10:23] Speaker A: That's how I got Sabrina pregnant. She would have never been with me if I was. [00:10:29] Speaker B: They went to wrestling and he gave her an rko. [00:10:37] Speaker A: I put her in a shop. Shooter. Dude, it is WrestleMania season. [00:10:41] Speaker C: Oh my God. No, Come on. [00:10:43] Speaker A: I gotta say, we're. We're. WrestleMania's on Saturday and Sunday. They're doing, they're doing nine hours between both days. [00:10:52] Speaker B: I'm doing it on. [00:10:54] Speaker C: Dude, like someone set up a camera and put this kid on a body camera. He's gonna be like this with his tv. [00:10:59] Speaker A: Well, I'm gonna be. First of all, I'm going into surgery tomorrow. This could be my last podcast because I could die on the off. [00:11:06] Speaker B: That'd be funny. That'd be a good little. [00:11:07] Speaker D: What you got going on? What's. [00:11:09] Speaker A: So I have a hia hernia, which is a portion of my stomach is in my chest cavity. [00:11:14] Speaker D: Jesus. [00:11:15] Speaker A: They're going to pull it down and then they're going to do a wrap around, like, you know, like the weight loss surgery, like the stomach wraps. Basically that. So I'm gonna be on a liquid diet for a couple weeks. That's gonna be fun. I can't pick my kid up, even though Al thinks I hate picking my kid up for two weeks. [00:11:31] Speaker B: I love my kid, but basically it has acid reflux. That's all it is. All he has is acid reflux. You wouldn't know that from the videos that he's out there eating roast beef sandwiches, pizza, all the stuff, putting it up on. [00:11:42] Speaker A: I have. [00:11:43] Speaker B: He's been complaining about this for three. [00:11:45] Speaker A: Years and he's just jacked 10 years. You have, you, you used to have your vices. Yeah, I have mine. I love food. I love eating food. I love going out to restaurants and I like making videos. So, you know, I figured why not? We're going down the tubes. This podcast. I don't know how we've made it this far. Constantly going down the tubes. I don't know, like, we don't put any content out. So I'm like, how can we put some more content out? [00:12:12] Speaker B: So you're just gonn film your everyday life. Are you eating food? Yeah, Complaining about it. [00:12:16] Speaker A: Here's the thing. Is it. It's gonna be hard for me to be doing food Courts, obviously, after the surgery. So I'm thinking I'm gonna be tag teaming you guys. Go out, film some stuff, send me the video, and then I'll narrate it. [00:12:31] Speaker B: Absolutely not. [00:12:35] Speaker C: I mean, I would do that for somebody that actually physically, like, can't consume the food, because that should, you know. [00:12:39] Speaker B: That he should do, like, like smoothie. [00:12:44] Speaker C: I want more of. I want, like, bone broth, bro. [00:12:47] Speaker A: This is gonna be a bone broth. [00:12:49] Speaker B: I'm gonna let him do. It's a bone God never even tasted. We're just gonna, like, let him do that. You might as well just rip stuff off the Internet. [00:12:56] Speaker A: Well, because I can't. I can't. [00:12:57] Speaker B: And you see, like, this little Asian lady. This was actually delicious. [00:13:02] Speaker D: When did. When did your stomach. Is your stock. [00:13:04] Speaker A: It's been about 10 years. [00:13:05] Speaker D: Yeah. Because I have IBD, so, like, I'm. I'm with you on that one. [00:13:09] Speaker A: I have ibs. [00:13:09] Speaker D: I haven't changed my. [00:13:11] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. [00:13:12] Speaker D: Sriracha. Sriracha laying down at night. I'm like, oh, really? [00:13:17] Speaker A: Gonna stop just dying. Like, hey, well, I'm a glutton for punishment is what it is. Yeah, that's what it boils down. Yeah. Oh, my God. [00:13:24] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:13:25] Speaker A: Omeprazole, Prilosec, Pepto, Pepto. I should have a sponsorship. [00:13:31] Speaker C: He should. I. I had. I remember I did the one ship challenge up, and we were up in Braintree. Yeah. [00:13:37] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:13:37] Speaker C: I went outside. I was throwing up. I was up. Everything I got up, bro. It was worse coming out the way that it came in. [00:13:44] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:13:45] Speaker C: Justin, out of. No way. It's a hot. I'm pretty sure it was a hot day. [00:13:48] Speaker A: It was hot. It was the middle of the summer. [00:13:49] Speaker C: Because I came back on the pot. I had my shirt off. I was red dying. So Justin, like, goes into his car, it's like 90 degrees, and he's like, here, take this. I was like, what the is that? He's like, it's Pepto to go. And I was just like, you haven't just sitting in your car. [00:14:04] Speaker A: He's like, marinate. [00:14:05] Speaker C: You'll never know when you need Pepto. I bet you need it right now. I'm like, I probably do, because I'm probably gonna shit myself by the time I get home. I was like, this is. This is bubbling. This is hot Pepto. I'm not drinking this always, but he should have a Pepto. You should have a Pepto. [00:14:18] Speaker A: I should have a Pepto sponsorship. We actually have a video of you basically shitting your pants completely naked on the toilet. Bowl later on in that day. Do you remember that? [00:14:28] Speaker C: Yeah, bro. That was the come out. How could you forget that? Yeah, it felt like 100 serrated blades coming out of my ass, bro. That was the hardest thing I've ever eaten. And then didn't you do it twice? No. Months later, that guy sent us his jerky. Jerky, that was ghost pepper. And you paid me a hundred dollars to eat a second piece. And I did the jerky. The chip jerky. Jerky was right under it. Well, the jerky was like. The jerky was like really well done. Like, this guy sent us some homemade beef jerky from, from Kentucky. Where was he from? [00:15:02] Speaker A: Yeah, it was. Who was it? [00:15:04] Speaker C: Jeff's. [00:15:05] Speaker A: Jeff's famous beef jerky. [00:15:06] Speaker C: Well, from like west coast, dude. It was unbelievable. [00:15:08] Speaker B: Yeah, it was good jerk. [00:15:09] Speaker C: It was unbelievable. [00:15:10] Speaker B: So speaking of unico, now that I'm looking at your face, someone told me they've been sending you tit pitches. Is that true? [00:15:15] Speaker C: Yeah, I'm trying to figure out who this person is because I thought it. Yeah, I don't know. I'm trying to figure out because. [00:15:22] Speaker B: You mean you're getting fans sending you tit pitches and you don't fucking tell anybody? [00:15:25] Speaker C: Okay, we were supposed to talk about this and then something happened. Then it went away. But somebody randomly did send me a tit picture. And they keep sending me. They keep sending me like these indirect pitches as well. I don't know. [00:15:40] Speaker D: Are they nice tits? [00:15:41] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, they nice hits. [00:15:44] Speaker C: No, it's only. It was only like a side profile of a tit, to be honest. It was a low graded tit picture. But I appreciate for sure. But it was like, it's. It was like it's on the lowest scale of a tit pick. But yeah, I don't want it all. I was just more surprised the person said, like, don't be sad. I feel like this, it's a total setup. I'm, I'm, I'm kind of. [00:16:04] Speaker B: Listen people this. [00:16:06] Speaker C: If you know about the messages that someone was that guy, then that's. Then that's definitely. That's an issue. [00:16:12] Speaker B: All I know is that. [00:16:14] Speaker C: And if I know, if I now know that you're in on it, I'm. [00:16:17] Speaker B: Not in on it. [00:16:18] Speaker C: Pissed off. [00:16:18] Speaker B: I'm not in on it. All I'm telling you, it's 100 a guy. Okay, so that's a guy's tit. [00:16:23] Speaker C: That's good. [00:16:24] Speaker B: So I don't know anything about. I'm not in on it. [00:16:26] Speaker A: He definitely jerked off to it. You did you just be. No, I got to be honest. [00:16:29] Speaker C: No, it's. [00:16:30] Speaker D: I got to see the tit. [00:16:32] Speaker B: I'm overlaying the tit on this. [00:16:35] Speaker A: Let's see if we know that titty. Let's play a little game show. That's 100% a guy tit. And I guarantee you I know who that is. [00:16:45] Speaker B: I think so too, right? [00:16:47] Speaker A: Guarantee you I know who that is. [00:16:48] Speaker D: Still a nice. Not a bad tit. [00:16:50] Speaker C: What's the rest of the text? I don't want nothing else to that. So for whoever the that is, I hope you. [00:16:55] Speaker A: What's the rest of the text? [00:16:56] Speaker C: What's the rest of the text? I hope you. No, whoever that is, I hope that's a guy. [00:17:00] Speaker D: You got some nice nips for a guy. [00:17:02] Speaker A: It was a nice. It's a nice nip for a guy. [00:17:04] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:17:07] Speaker A: Do you think he teased it up a little bit? If he melt down. [00:17:11] Speaker C: Legitimate loser. Should contemplate life. If I was that person, I would contemplate life. And if I ever see you in person, I might spit at you. [00:17:19] Speaker A: So why are you so upset, though? [00:17:21] Speaker C: Because that's ridiculous. [00:17:22] Speaker A: Well, what? [00:17:23] Speaker D: I don't know. [00:17:23] Speaker A: Were you having, like, a crazy conversation with this? [00:17:26] Speaker C: No, I wasn't having a crazy conversation. I obviously knew something was up, and they sent me a picture of Ria Ripley, so I was like, all right, this is. [00:17:31] Speaker B: They sent you a picture of Ria Ripley? [00:17:32] Speaker C: Yeah, they were like me. They were like me and her, and I don't know who the this person is. So I was just like. [00:17:40] Speaker A: I was like, let me see your too. [00:17:42] Speaker C: I was like, wait a minute. [00:17:44] Speaker B: Why is this Justin doing? [00:17:45] Speaker C: Yeah, absolutely not. [00:17:46] Speaker A: My tits don't look like that, so I don't have tits like that. [00:17:50] Speaker C: First of all, that's like Justin's Covenant tattoos. That right on Covenant. [00:17:53] Speaker A: Yeah, that's true. I'm a dead. [00:17:54] Speaker C: I thought it was someone that I gave my number two at Wicked Craft a customer at first, like someone. Because sometimes I've gotten crazy messages from people that I give my number to because we do like. We put pictures on drinks, and you got to give me the thing. I have an app, and that's how I do it the way with the pictures. Some people, after they have left, have been like, hey, thank you for all your service. What do you like outside of work? All right, relax then, you know, just tell them, calm down. You got less teeth than me. That's not. It's just not gonna happen. So now I have this. So I knew that's the second Time. [00:18:23] Speaker B: I'm gonna put my cards on the table here. I also got sent this picture. [00:18:26] Speaker C: Okay. [00:18:27] Speaker B: I'm glad I knew immediately that it was a guy guy. [00:18:31] Speaker C: I. I'm in the middle of work. They send it to me. [00:18:33] Speaker A: They have hearing armpits. Look at the armpits. [00:18:36] Speaker B: She could be French. [00:18:36] Speaker C: I didn't even. [00:18:37] Speaker A: That's crazy. You know immediately that's a guy. [00:18:40] Speaker C: I'm not gonna lie to you. Take any too much depth. [00:18:43] Speaker B: You're having like full blown conversations with this person. [00:18:46] Speaker C: Not full blown. [00:18:47] Speaker B: Back and forth. Rhea Ripley's going on. I saw a cat in there. They looked like it was a cat. [00:18:52] Speaker C: Nope. [00:18:52] Speaker D: No. [00:18:53] Speaker C: No. Because I knew something was up. I'm not like I'm dead. [00:18:56] Speaker A: I think he jerked off. Like I think he didn't. He doesn't want to say heat of the moment. That's why he's so mad. [00:19:02] Speaker B: Your por. Sit a little bit. [00:19:05] Speaker C: I told you. That was like the most degrading, disappointing tip picture I've ever seen in my life. So absolutely not what I ever really get. I really didn't pay it. [00:19:13] Speaker D: I don't think it's that bad. I've. I've gotten worse tip my day. Like what the is going on? [00:19:19] Speaker B: It's not that bad for a guy. [00:19:21] Speaker D: Like if sand dollar nipples. Yeah, those are tight. Those are quarter size nipples. [00:19:26] Speaker C: Yeah, they're up. [00:19:28] Speaker D: I didn't. I didn't catch the hairy armpit. Let me see it again. [00:19:32] Speaker C: That to. That's it. [00:19:34] Speaker A: All you air drop that thing. [00:19:37] Speaker D: Just. [00:19:37] Speaker C: You can't see an arm. [00:19:38] Speaker A: Let me see what's going on in. [00:19:39] Speaker D: The background is what we got to see. [00:19:41] Speaker C: You can only see an arm. [00:19:42] Speaker A: I mean you can tell it's a guy. Look at the arms. [00:19:47] Speaker C: It does not. [00:19:48] Speaker B: I'll say that is a hard nipple. Dude. My nipples never get that hard. [00:19:51] Speaker C: It does not look. [00:19:53] Speaker A: And there's a win. Can we read this? The message that we. [00:19:56] Speaker C: No Justin. I know it. [00:19:58] Speaker D: We're not scrolling back. [00:20:00] Speaker C: Cuz I'm ready to break everything in front of me right now. To be honest. Because you know who this person is and now. [00:20:05] Speaker B: No, no. [00:20:05] Speaker A: I'm thinking I have a guess who it is. [00:20:07] Speaker B: I have a guess who it is. [00:20:09] Speaker C: It's so one of you two obviously. Who the. How they get my number? Because we didn't give out my. [00:20:15] Speaker A: I swear to God. I never gave anybody's phone number. [00:20:17] Speaker C: So if someone. Now if I know if someone gave my phone number to somebody that's indirectly just. [00:20:21] Speaker A: If anybody would do that it would be Al, it would not be me, so. [00:20:24] Speaker C: And now Al you also. How. How else do you. Yeah, listen, I smell shit. I knew I smelled. [00:20:31] Speaker B: It's like a city, right? Is it a 617 number? [00:20:33] Speaker C: Oh, y. Yes. 617. I'll give their phone number out because I think put them on blast. [00:20:41] Speaker A: If I were 617. [00:20:45] Speaker C: Checked my family. [00:20:46] Speaker D: Let's call them all them. [00:20:48] Speaker A: What's the number? [00:20:49] Speaker C: 617. [00:20:50] Speaker A: Hold on, hold on. 6, 1, 7, 1. [00:20:54] Speaker B: We're gonna have to bleep all that, but that's fine. [00:20:57] Speaker A: What is. [00:20:58] Speaker C: I would keep it. [00:21:00] Speaker B: Sending fucking TID pitches to Nico, you know. [00:21:03] Speaker C: Six, one, seven, out. [00:21:13] Speaker A: Oh, call field. That's boring. [00:21:15] Speaker B: It's probably a fake number. Second like a Google Live. [00:21:18] Speaker C: Please leave your message for 617 of. [00:21:27] Speaker A: Hi, it's Nico. I was wondering if you could send me a picture of your tits again. They were really good. Maybe your. I'd like to jerk off to it again. Thanks, bye. [00:21:38] Speaker B: Again. [00:21:40] Speaker C: Was. [00:21:40] Speaker B: Again. [00:21:40] Speaker A: Again. [00:21:40] Speaker C: Keyword was again. [00:21:42] Speaker B: So. So you got people with you. [00:21:44] Speaker A: If I had a guess, I sniffed. [00:21:45] Speaker B: That that was a girl's. A guy's tit. [00:21:46] Speaker A: If I had a guess, it would be the thing. [00:21:48] Speaker C: I thought that it was. I just thought that it like whatever the full. I'm not trying to be very. I'm not trying to be mean, but I just thought like the full body of whatever that came from just probably isn't my cup of tea. [00:22:00] Speaker D: Just gotta shrek a little. [00:22:02] Speaker B: Why would you think it's you just giving like some like busted old ladies your number and wicked. Cuz you said you thought old ladies from wiki. [00:22:09] Speaker C: Well, I have to. If they're like, oh, we want everybody comes to this restaurant to get their picture on a drink. Okay, so like when things are going on, I'm not gonna like segue into like photo. [00:22:18] Speaker B: Did you think she wanted her tit on your photo on her tit on the. On the drink? [00:22:22] Speaker C: No, I'm saying I thought that it was someone previously that like, I delete all the stuff after almost every shift, but sometimes people will reach back out, stopping the numbers. Yeah, I do, I do. But yeah. [00:22:33] Speaker B: So whoever this is, send a dick pic next time. [00:22:36] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:22:36] Speaker A: Be a man. [00:22:37] Speaker B: Real work. [00:22:37] Speaker A: Send us your dick. Be a man. [00:22:39] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:22:40] Speaker A: Yeah. So what got you started into what a segue? What got you started into doing content. [00:22:48] Speaker D: Tip pics from dudes? No, no, honestly, my. My brother, Prosciutto Poppy. They're him and Tom. Pretty popular in Boston. If not. [00:23:00] Speaker A: Never heard of them. [00:23:01] Speaker D: Popular. Yeah, Content Creators right now in Boston. They were kind of just doing their thing. And, well, Tom first, you know, he blew up during COVID and I seen him, I was like, oh, I grew up with Tom's older sister, Janine, and I was like, wow, this kid's, like, doing well for himself. And then my brother was living with me at the time. He had just got out of the army, and he was trying to figure out what he was gonna do, and he became a mailman, and then he was, you know, popping in with Tom, doing video from time to time, and then he, like, went full fledged with it. The prosciutto poppy thing. [00:23:39] Speaker A: Yep. [00:23:39] Speaker D: And then, I don't know, I would hop in the videos with them from time to time. And then this past year, like, right after my last hurrah with the stuff. [00:23:50] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:23:50] Speaker D: I was like, something's got to change. And my brother and Tom were always like, what are you doing? Like, you. You could be, like, one of the best creatives around. Like, what are you doing? [00:23:58] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:23:58] Speaker D: Like, you could be famous like that. Dude, you have so much talent. And then, I don't know, I just started posting on my own page, and it's been doing pretty good. Yeah, it's growing. [00:24:08] Speaker A: It's growing. [00:24:08] Speaker D: I'm not. [00:24:09] Speaker A: It's a. It's a process, for sure. [00:24:11] Speaker D: For sure. It's a grind. You can't stop that. That's the thing is you can't stop once you shot. [00:24:16] Speaker A: No. [00:24:16] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:24:16] Speaker D: Yeah. And you got to post every day. [00:24:19] Speaker C: Every day. [00:24:19] Speaker D: Every single day. Multiple times, stories, whole nine. [00:24:23] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:24:24] Speaker D: You also got to market yourself, too. Yeah, that's what I'm struggling with right now is like, how do I market? Well, you do stuff like this and stuff. Exactly. [00:24:32] Speaker A: You do stuff like this. Yeah, absolutely. [00:24:34] Speaker C: It's. I mean, it's. It. That's. I think the. The one thing that people don't understand, like, this one thing about town and, like, your talent is crazy. Like, the diversity that you can go into is insane. The only thing to it is just. Yeah, just keep doing it. [00:24:49] Speaker D: You gotta keep. [00:24:50] Speaker C: That's it. It's something. Something. One way or another or, you know, someone. [00:24:53] Speaker A: Some. [00:24:54] Speaker C: Some company, some brand will come calling out because, like, what you do, the average person absolutely can. [00:25:01] Speaker D: Right. [00:25:02] Speaker C: So, like, it's found, and it will be found somewhere and used somewhere. [00:25:05] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:25:05] Speaker C: It's just depending on, like. It's like this wild wheel that just keeps on spinning, and all of a sudden, it just lands like a roulette spin. I'll land on you and your avenue. But it just goes from. It has to just keep going. You just can't. In this world, you just can't stop in the social media game, if you're trying to be present in that, you just can't stop. [00:25:23] Speaker B: You have any, like, ambitions to be, like, an actor or anything like that? [00:25:26] Speaker D: I mean, I always did. Yeah. From a young age. I just never really knew how to go about it. [00:25:30] Speaker C: Right, right. [00:25:31] Speaker D: I did theater in high school. I dropped out. I dropped out when I was 17. I didn't take my high school experience serious at all. I would skip my first three classes, and then I would go back just to go to theater to do improv. That was, like, my favorite thing. And I'm not sure what school it was. Mass College of Arts or whatever it was. They were there and they were scouting people. People. And we had, like, a draw out of a hat for, like, roles, and I nailed, like, four of them, and they came up to me afterwards, and they're like, dude, you're really talented. Like. Like, you should probably pursue, like, you know, some sort of school or. Or get into some sort of improv class. Do something with this. Because you nailed all four of those, you know, characters that you just never seen them before. [00:26:17] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:26:17] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:26:17] Speaker D: And I don't know, know, from there, I just kind of just was like, yeah, I'll come back to it, or whatever. Right. But I do now I definitely would like to pursue, like, some serious act. And we do the skits. Like, it's mostly comedy, but I would like to showcase the wheelhouse and. [00:26:35] Speaker A: Absolutely. [00:26:36] Speaker D: I try to do. [00:26:36] Speaker A: Absolutely. [00:26:37] Speaker C: Yeah. Yeah. [00:26:38] Speaker A: Have you ever thought about doing stand up at all? [00:26:40] Speaker D: I did, and it scares the. Out of me for some reason. It's like, I see people doing the. Like, the. The crowd goes crazy for some things. I'm like, it's not that funny. Yeah, I have a up sense of humor. Like, I'm. I'm dark. Like, I'm sure you guys are kind of the same. Like, a lot of stuff's not funny. [00:26:58] Speaker A: To me, and I'm like, it's hard to make you laugh. [00:27:00] Speaker D: Eat it up. And I'm like, what the fuck? You know what I mean? But, yeah, actually. Little mozzarella. [00:27:08] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:27:09] Speaker D: He had someone drop out. He's on tour right now. He had someone drop out. Out for his last five shows. He ended up filling the spot. But anyway, my brother reached out to me and was like, yo, some. The. One of the openers for Mo dropped out. Would you want to do it? I'm like, I'm like, it. I'm like. I'm not gonna say no. I'm like, yeah. I'm like, how long's the set? He's like, 25 minutes. I'm like. I'm like, for my first time, I can't. I can't eat. 25 minutes. [00:27:36] Speaker C: 25 minutes? Yeah. That's a lot. [00:27:38] Speaker A: But five minutes. [00:27:39] Speaker C: That's five minutes, 10 minutes. You could probably. Probably. You could probably stories and, like, you. [00:27:44] Speaker D: Know, do some accents. [00:27:46] Speaker A: 25. That's a lot. [00:27:48] Speaker C: And it's just you. You're not getting no feedback from really anyone unless you're doing, like, crowd work. Like, being your first time, you're like, all right, I'm gonna do this. This joke. This joke. Then I'm gonna bump it to the crowd. Then bump it back to me. Like it's your first go at it. Yeah, that's tough. That's a lot. [00:28:02] Speaker D: It did scare me, for sure. I was like. And then afterwards, when I was at the show and I'm backstage and I'm watching, you know, the one dude who opened for him wasn't, like, a part of his thing. He was just with. Was it Giggles or whatever it was downtown. The Laugh Factory. [00:28:18] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:28:18] Speaker C: Okay. [00:28:18] Speaker D: Is it the Laugh Factory? [00:28:19] Speaker A: Yeah, there's a lot of Factory. [00:28:21] Speaker D: Laugh Boston. [00:28:21] Speaker A: Okay. [00:28:22] Speaker D: That's what it is. And he was good. And he said he'd open for, like, TJ Miller or jt, whatever his name is. [00:28:30] Speaker A: Okay. [00:28:30] Speaker C: Yeah, the guy that was. [00:28:32] Speaker A: He was good. [00:28:32] Speaker D: And I'm like, the stuff he was talking about, he was just talking about, you know, like, liberals around Boston and all this around here. And I'm like, oh. I'm like, I could have did that. [00:28:41] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:28:41] Speaker D: Like, not, like, no discredit to him. He was unbelievable. He went up and killed. But I'm like, I could have did. [00:28:47] Speaker B: It, but I feel like that's one thing when you go to a standup comedy thing. I always sit there, I'm like, I feel like I could do that. [00:28:54] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:28:55] Speaker B: But then it's just like having the balls to actually go up. [00:28:57] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:28:58] Speaker B: I think if I could just, like, shit on, you know, Justin for, like, 25 minutes. [00:29:01] Speaker A: If Justin was in the crowd, you. [00:29:03] Speaker B: Can give me an hour and a half day. Would you agree, Justin? [00:29:06] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. [00:29:06] Speaker B: That would be broadcast maybe three hours. [00:29:08] Speaker A: That would be all your material. That's it. Get me. [00:29:11] Speaker C: I think, though, that that might be, like, a key to, like, starting out and doing. It's not only is it crowd work, but if, you know, like, in reality, maybe, or if you can even just say that you actually. Because no one actually really even knows. Unless it's dark and they look in the back and they see that he's there. Like my cousin's Justin. Cousins Justin. CF blah, blah, blah. And then you can just go on this tangent, Right. And it's like Justin's not even there, but like, Al just wanted to talk about hates blacks. [00:29:37] Speaker B: I'm just. [00:29:41] Speaker A: The, the thing. I've always wanted to do standup. I don't know why. Like, I could go and play music. [00:29:48] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:29:48] Speaker A: And it's. For some reason doing standup makes me more nervous. [00:29:53] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:29:53] Speaker B: You know, well, it's like public speaking, Right? It's public speaking, but you got to try to be entertaining the entire time. [00:29:59] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:29:59] Speaker B: You know, the only. I think it's the toughest thing to do. I think it's one of the things. [00:30:03] Speaker C: They came there to laugh. So it's like. It's not. You're just there. Like, know again, I've never really had a problem with public speaking at all. I. I'll talk to a legitimate wall. I mean, that's just what I. That's what I can do. But I've also been the person that I've sat down, like, can I do stand up comedy? Because I see my brother do only like five minutes. I mean, my brother was able to step out onto the Wilbur Theater, which was crazy. Definitely didn't deserve that. But actually they didn't do like the worst job in the world. And I was, damn. I, yeah, fuck, what would I do? Could I maybe make a crowd roar? Cause I've watched some comedians and like, the impacts that they get on the Sebastian Maniscalco's. And like, you remind me very much like how he would if you were to be a comedian. [00:30:45] Speaker D: Yeah. Yeah. [00:30:46] Speaker C: I would see it somewhere like that. Not, not verbatim, not copy and paste, but like the way Italian. But like, it's the emotions, like the hand gestures, the facial stuff. Like there's people that do it in a different way that people can click into. Because you know what, those people that come, those Jimmies and those Joes and the Jills, they don't accept experience. What we've all grew up around and been around. [00:31:06] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:31:07] Speaker A: They don't get it. Oh, my God. [00:31:09] Speaker C: Like, two girls at the bar this, this weekend were just like, oh, my God. We drove all the way from New York to hear a Boston accent. We're so happy to talk to him. Like, do you, like, want to drink or not? I mean, like, like, what do you. I'M not a fucking zoo animal. Like that's what they look at you at. [00:31:24] Speaker D: That's right. [00:31:24] Speaker C: So I mean stand up comedy, I think it's, it's tough. I think all around. I think that's tough. [00:31:29] Speaker B: That's the Boston girls that go to New York and like, I love that act accent. [00:31:34] Speaker C: You're a loser. I think. [00:31:35] Speaker A: No, I don't think so. [00:31:36] Speaker B: Why do they all come here and like you think people like coffee? Like you think they get all jacked up for that? [00:31:41] Speaker C: Hard to work, did all the time. But the girl was like, I know, I'm saying. [00:31:45] Speaker A: But the thing is, listen, as somebody that lives, as somebody that lives, not a novelty. As somebody that lived in Florida, being a guy, girls love it. [00:31:55] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:31:55] Speaker A: As somebody that grew up in Boston, a female with a Boston accent. I'm sorry, Tiff. I know you're over there. Absolutely atrocious. It's atrocious, babe. [00:32:10] Speaker C: My, my buddy that lives down in Florida that's lived down there for three years, he's like, you'd clean up down here. [00:32:14] Speaker A: I'm like, oh, it's fish in a barrel, 100%. [00:32:17] Speaker C: I'm like, I'm like, what do you mean? I clean up down there. He's like, they love Boston. They love people in Boston accent. [00:32:22] Speaker A: If y'all like semi have the accent. [00:32:24] Speaker C: What's the flights look like over there? Down to Orlando, kid. [00:32:26] Speaker A: I'm on my way down Orlando. [00:32:29] Speaker C: Orlando's. [00:32:29] Speaker A: That's what they call, call it. [00:32:31] Speaker C: That's. That's nice. That's also shares the same land as Disney. [00:32:35] Speaker D: So that's pretty dope. [00:32:36] Speaker A: Makes sense. [00:32:36] Speaker C: That's pretty dope. I love Disney, bro. I'd go back. [00:32:39] Speaker D: I've never been. [00:32:40] Speaker C: You've never been. [00:32:41] Speaker D: I think when I was a kid, like. [00:32:42] Speaker C: Yeah, you evolve. People have never been to Disney World. No. It's weird. [00:32:46] Speaker A: You get, I don't know, like, what. [00:32:48] Speaker B: Does that mean. [00:32:51] Speaker C: Running around. [00:32:56] Speaker D: Imagine, imagine if he went, I would have a blast. [00:32:59] Speaker C: Yes. I mean, I know you would. [00:33:01] Speaker D: I mean you get weird people there now. Like, like the adult Disney, like the weird. [00:33:05] Speaker C: Oh, they're freaky blue haired people. [00:33:07] Speaker A: Freakazoids. [00:33:08] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:33:08] Speaker D: Like I don't know if I want to then you see, fucking. [00:33:12] Speaker B: Their whole entire identity survives around. Revolves around Disney for some reason. [00:33:16] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:33:17] Speaker A: Oh yeah. [00:33:17] Speaker B: It's like they're fucking. They really are the weirdest people on the planet. [00:33:20] Speaker A: Oh yeah. I would never want to hang out with any of them. [00:33:22] Speaker B: I got one person though, that's in my family, like through my wife that Loves Disney. And I would never expect it because she's like the most normal girl in the world. I'm like, you are a fucking unicorn. [00:33:32] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:33:32] Speaker B: You're like the only person that like, likes Disney that like to be in a room with. [00:33:35] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:33:35] Speaker B: But in general, freak shows. Whoever likes Disney like that, like, grow up, dude. You're 40 years old and you and your husband and wife are going to get. Imagine getting married in Disney world, like. [00:33:46] Speaker C: 40 years old or like proposing about that. [00:33:49] Speaker A: The people that propose in front of the castle, dude, kill yourself. Drown yourself in that wall. That's where you're standing in front. [00:33:56] Speaker C: I know people that have gone married at Disney. I've known a few people that have done on the proposal at Disney. I'm like, you only really. You only hope to really get one crack at it. That's what you're going with. All right. Okay. [00:34:09] Speaker A: I can't really talk. I got. I got engaged at my kids baby shower. So I. [00:34:15] Speaker C: That's a. That was a trap. Normal. [00:34:17] Speaker B: That was. [00:34:17] Speaker C: Yeah, that was a trap. That was a. That was a. That was a half. That was a full court press trap. [00:34:21] Speaker B: Yeah. She couldn't say no. [00:34:23] Speaker C: Justin drew that up. She could say you, even though it. [00:34:27] Speaker B: Was in the back of the room going, say no, say no. [00:34:30] Speaker C: Justin drew that up on a drawing board before. He's like, all right, ready, Break. Here we go. [00:34:35] Speaker A: She said, yeah. [00:34:35] Speaker C: Were you nervous? [00:34:36] Speaker A: Yeah, of course I was nervous. [00:34:38] Speaker C: Why you think she was? Did you really, like, what was the percentage in your head that she was gonna say no? [00:34:43] Speaker A: Zero. Yeah, less than zero. [00:34:45] Speaker B: You don't ask if you think they're gonna say no. [00:34:46] Speaker A: Exactly. That's a. You. You already know that they're gonna say. [00:34:50] Speaker C: Yeah. Yeah. I come from a place. [00:34:52] Speaker A: It's not necessarily like being nervous. It's just like it's a big, monumental decision in your life. [00:35:00] Speaker C: Right. [00:35:00] Speaker A: You know, and you've known me forever and I have. She. She knows this about me. I was a manslut for a long time. I've dabbled in. I've tasted the rainbow, so to speak. So like me making the decision to settle down and have a family, you know, it creates these little butterflies. Of course, you know, it's a normal thing. [00:35:23] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah. [00:35:24] Speaker B: It was gay. There's a gayest thing about. Set up this podcast, which is a lot. [00:35:27] Speaker A: I didn't say, hey, I used ton of guys in the day. [00:35:33] Speaker B: Picture that Nico got. [00:35:35] Speaker C: Yeah. I hope that. I hope that person dies. But anyhow. But he's probably going to die soon. [00:35:43] Speaker B: If it's the person I'm thinking of. [00:35:44] Speaker C: Good. [00:35:45] Speaker B: He doesn't have long left on this earth. [00:35:47] Speaker C: Good. So very good. But off of that. That. I mean, that's a big decision, though. Any big decision. You. If you ever think that there's like an. But I feel like if sometimes. If you think there's a no, sometimes you got to go for it. Propose proposal. Definitely not gonna want to go for it. Thanks, though. I'll take that in a mental note. I don't know if I'll ever. [00:36:03] Speaker A: Hopefully we get there, but you'll know when you're gonna. When you're gonna ask. Then you know, she's. You've probably already had these conversations. [00:36:10] Speaker C: Yeah. No care. Yeah. [00:36:12] Speaker B: Justin. He was gonna ask the last. [00:36:13] Speaker A: I know the last one was. He was ready to ask. [00:36:18] Speaker B: He was ready to ask the last one. [00:36:19] Speaker C: I think again. [00:36:20] Speaker A: He had two, three porn star martinis and he was like, I think I'm gonna ask her. [00:36:24] Speaker C: Is a very. [00:36:25] Speaker A: I think so. [00:36:26] Speaker C: There's a very big difference. Now that it's been like a few months and I've taken steps back and look at it like from a outside standpoint. Well, you guys would have a lot of things. If I went through a breakup. I was also very. I was pretty fucking down the dumps for like two months. It sucks coming around. [00:36:39] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:36:39] Speaker C: Yeah. Heartbreak sucks. So, you know, the way that one of my family members put it, that's been way worse than me in a way worse setting. She looked at me, said, yo, heartbreak sucks. No matter if it's four months, no matter if it's 40 years. I mean, it's. You know, it's. It is what it is. Your body naturally is gonna. How you take it in and. But for me, I like to. That you're right. If you have any questions ever, you know, like, I had questions every other fucking day, and now I'm sitting back looking at like, okay, all right. Maybe it was a vessel. Maybe it was a lesson. Supposed to be my life. I've never really been like that. [00:37:09] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:37:09] Speaker A: But now. [00:37:09] Speaker C: Now I'm kind of am. I'm kind of like everything might happen for a reason. Like, why'd you just get thrown in my life to do this, that, and the third, and then all of a sudden just walk away. How'd that all work? [00:37:18] Speaker A: Well, now you have health insurance, and. [00:37:19] Speaker C: Now I have health insurance and health insurance. Health insurance definitely is paying off right now. [00:37:25] Speaker A: Now he's got health insurance. [00:37:26] Speaker C: Using that. [00:37:26] Speaker B: Have you been using it? [00:37:27] Speaker C: I have been using it. Yeah. I've been using that, but I think. I think back to that. You know, it's just if you ever have questions about anything, anything like that, I mean, you just got to find a way. I don't know every this. I don't know how to really land this one. [00:37:44] Speaker B: I could spend. Yeah, I could tell. [00:37:45] Speaker A: I could tell you he's spinning, I'm spinning. [00:37:48] Speaker B: We're not going to help you either. [00:37:49] Speaker A: No, no, I'm not helping him. [00:37:50] Speaker C: I mean, you could. Yeah, you could get a little help. Because you threw me off. You're like, yeah, health insurance. I was just like, yeah, that's right. I got health insurance. [00:38:01] Speaker D: I knew what I was gonna say. You fucked me up. [00:38:03] Speaker C: Me up. [00:38:03] Speaker A: He can't land the plane. [00:38:04] Speaker C: For the life of. [00:38:07] Speaker B: You're like that helicopter into the Hudson River. [00:38:09] Speaker C: No, I'm like the Malaysian aircraft. [00:38:10] Speaker B: I just fucking disappeared. [00:38:12] Speaker C: I just never came back. That's it. [00:38:15] Speaker D: But I feel you. I know what you're trying to say, like in the sense of. I think it's your ego that that's what gets hurt the most. When. I mean, unless you really like think you love that person, you want to spend your life with them, which your situation, you're saying you did. I'm no expert, but like from my experience getting my heart broken, I was like. I was young. I was in love with an absolute fucking whore. She loved everybody else and yet she just wanted to. We were fucking 19. She just wanted to explore her life. And I'm like a sad puppy. And I was like, where are you going without me? I was like one of those. But I think it's like what you're saying, it sets you up for the future. Like things happen for a reason. That brings out a different side of you. So now you know what not to do or how not to act. [00:39:02] Speaker A: It's all learning. [00:39:04] Speaker C: Like now looking back at it, it's like I. It's a. It was a four month lesson. [00:39:08] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:39:08] Speaker C: I literally went through a full month lesson of like self worth, you know, all that. Like, you know how to get treated. Understanding that sometimes when you put what you. Like what you put into somebody. [00:39:20] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:39:21] Speaker C: It sometimes ain't reciprocating and it ain't dealt back the same way, you know, so that's just that. But I'm taking it for what it's worth. And I went out this weekend and I had a fun time. It was my first time out since then and it was a great experience. Me and my buddy just went out, we went to a couple places. I actually Seen a girl. The first girl that I started talking to after my breakup, she picked me up at where I work, told me the whole nine yards every how, which way she wanted to do me, this, that. And the third, and I happened. She ghosted me. After two weeks, she just stopped answering me. Nothing was going on. It was just a normal. And I was being cool. Just being like very light and whatever. We go to this bar, we're sitting there, we're talking. Me and my buddy are talking like this. And he's introduced me to somebody. And I hear somebody, like, feel like from your direction, looking at me, right? So I over there, and I turn, I look and it's the girl. And I was like, she's looking right at me like. Like her face was pale. I was just like. And I was. I was already zipped up. I was already fired up. Like, I was already buzzed talking to this girl. And I literally. I just looked at it. No, I looked at it. I just literally looked at it and opened up my eyes like a sick. And I was like, ghosts are real. She was like. She was like, that's a good line. It's all right. Don't worry about it. Don't sweat too much. I'll be over here though, if you need me. I know you won't, but it's all good. Don't worry about it. Nice seeing you. And so she was just like, I'm so sorry. But I was like, it's all right, save it. But I was like, wow, that felt good. Suck of me would have been like, how have you been? What happened? You know, let me buy you a drink. I was like. I was looking at. I was at a bar, I was looking at everything in front of me. I was like. And you know, these guys have told me and my friends have told me, you, it's all right. There's 9, 000 out there. But I just had a fun ass time and that was the best thing in the world. [00:41:06] Speaker A: Is there anything worse than, like, a girl that talks a big game? I'm gonna suck your dick clean off. And then, like, he gets scraped blowjobs. [00:41:15] Speaker B: Oh, my God. [00:41:18] Speaker D: Oh, you're killing it right now. Back off. Let me finish in the bathroom. I'll be right back. [00:41:24] Speaker C: You're killing it. [00:41:25] Speaker A: I think I left my stove overrunning. [00:41:27] Speaker C: No, it was. It's just. Just felt. It just felt good. I needed that one. That was good. [00:41:31] Speaker B: You could say that's a win for you. [00:41:33] Speaker C: Yeah, I mean. I mean, for sure. I mean, I'll take it I'll take it as a win for me because like I said, I'm trying to improve on myself. There's a lot of self work that I'm trying to do. I'm trying to rewire my brain a little bit because it. I got a little up. [00:41:45] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:41:45] Speaker C: You know, I lost myself. [00:41:47] Speaker D: That's what happens. [00:41:47] Speaker C: I lost myself for a while, you know, I was trying to change myself. I did really like this person. But I can't fathom one thing that I kind of gone over. You can't change how people are gonna. What they're gonna do. I can't do that. I can't change what you're gonna do. [00:42:00] Speaker D: Shouldn't have to. [00:42:01] Speaker C: Absolutely. That's also true. Yeah, I can't do that. I can hang my hat on knowing that I did. Like we talked about this, that I did the best I could as a man. [00:42:09] Speaker A: I'm all that matters. [00:42:10] Speaker C: Very respectful. You know, we know plenty of guys out there that are fucking degenerate scumbags to the girls. Like, whether it's their face, mind their back, what have you. I'm just not. I'm not bred like that. [00:42:20] Speaker D: Right. [00:42:20] Speaker C: Not what I'm cut from. [00:42:21] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:42:22] Speaker C: And. And. And that's it. You know, she made her decision and good luck to the rest of it. I'm not gonna. The more that I held on to it and the more that I was like, like gripping my teeth. [00:42:31] Speaker A: He's definitely not gonna talk about it anymore. He's not elegant because it pisses you off. [00:42:41] Speaker D: Like, like it really gets eats away. Yeah. And you're like, why? Like, what, what, what? [00:42:47] Speaker C: The way. The way that I got left too. They know, like, it was dead shitty through text and like, oh, so unanswered. [00:42:52] Speaker A: And not even like, you know, it's just an immature. [00:42:55] Speaker C: That's all very, very, like, very, very immature way. And that's just one way to look at is like that. That's another thing. Like, if we want to resolve problems, I'm not doing it. [00:43:02] Speaker B: At least you didn't jerk off to a guy's tit, you know, at least that didn't happen. [00:43:05] Speaker C: Yeah, I didn't do that either. So that's. That's. That's also good. [00:43:09] Speaker A: So, Lou, I actually, I have a question for you. [00:43:11] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:43:11] Speaker A: Um. So it's something I don't talk about a lot. I do make music. Bernard Cozy. [00:43:17] Speaker B: You talk? [00:43:18] Speaker A: No, absolutely, I do not. [00:43:20] Speaker B: Okay. [00:43:21] Speaker A: But we stumbled on each other's profiles and we ended up talking and you were like, oh, I had no clue. That you were the same person. [00:43:31] Speaker D: Yeah, I didn't know that. [00:43:33] Speaker A: So can you tell me how you even found Bonado Cozy? [00:43:39] Speaker D: It was Mark. Mark Lewis. [00:43:41] Speaker A: Okay. [00:43:42] Speaker D: He shouted it out, and I was. He was like, oh, this is my cousin. And I didn't know it was you. Yeah, I don't even think I've have come into contact with you guys at that point. This was, like, years ago. And I checked it out. I was like, let me see what this kid's talking about. He's probably just shouting out, like, a buddy of his. Yeah. And it was the plot. This was the knife. [00:43:59] Speaker A: Oh, the plot. The knife. [00:43:59] Speaker D: Yeah, Plot, the knife. And I'm like. I played it and I'm like, oh, my God, this is good. Like, this is, like, right up my alley. And I started bumping it, and it's on one of my playlists on my Spotify right now. And I do play it all the time. Hell, yeah. I'm like a music junkie. I love all kinds of music. Like, I go back to the 60s with my music. [00:44:20] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. [00:44:20] Speaker D: Everything to present day, right? And, yeah, I. I couldn't believe it was you, because I went on your profile when you had messages, messaged me, and I was like, oh, but not cozy. I'm like, wait. I'm like, I know that run for us. I'm like. I'm like, who's. [00:44:35] Speaker A: What. What's going on? [00:44:37] Speaker D: Affiliated with. I'm like, that's you. You make that music. I'm like, well, I put two and two together. And I was like, no. [00:44:42] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:44:43] Speaker D: Like, I really like the music, dude. [00:44:44] Speaker A: Thank you. [00:44:45] Speaker B: I love how Justin's segment there was just like, tell me how much you love. Yeah, that was. That. [00:44:49] Speaker A: No, I was curious. [00:44:53] Speaker C: Tell me how much you love me. That. [00:44:55] Speaker B: I thought it was, like, a good question he was gonna go with. And he goes, just please tell me. I need. [00:44:59] Speaker A: Please stroke my ego. [00:45:01] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:45:01] Speaker C: Mark Lewis, baby. [00:45:02] Speaker A: No, it's good for something. Finally. Finally good for something. [00:45:06] Speaker C: Michael was promoing your music years ago. [00:45:09] Speaker A: I probably begged him, please, man, I'll suck you. I'll send you a titty pic. [00:45:17] Speaker D: It's like pop punk, right? Like, yeah. Style. [00:45:20] Speaker C: Yeah. I would say that it belongs in NHL. That's the best way to say. [00:45:23] Speaker A: The first couple records I did were more like. It's like a. Like a fusion of stuff. So I would have, like. I grew up listening to, like, Taking Back Sunday and the Use and all that. Blink182. And then I just try to blend because I was always in that Scene of, like, the pop punk kids. [00:45:45] Speaker D: Right. [00:45:45] Speaker A: But I wanted to do something different, so I added in some hip hop stuff and I did some reggae stuff and all that. And then my latest record, I was like, I'm just doing. Going back to the roots. Straight pop punk. [00:45:57] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:45:57] Speaker A: So then I just dove right into that. [00:45:59] Speaker D: That's. And that's really what. What you put down. It's like the. The child of all, like, the songs that I've. I've heard growing up, like 22 is taking back Sunday, the hip hop, like. [00:46:11] Speaker A: All that aspect, which is all stuff that I love. And then anything I write about is like, all like, either real stories or. Or I have like, a couple songs that are about movies that I liked, you know, so, yeah, it's a good time. I love it. I don't really talk about it that much on this podcast because look at. [00:46:28] Speaker D: Look at Al over here. No, just kidding. [00:46:33] Speaker B: Business. Stupid shit. [00:46:35] Speaker C: Where would you say, like. Like when you're songwriting or, like, whether you're doing it or. Lou. YouTube, like, whether you're doing like a skit. Are you, like, where's your inspiration? Like, what. What really, like, triggers inspiration for you? [00:46:50] Speaker D: Honestly, I'll let, like, I never really come up with a skit, like, written. I don't write it down and plan it out. I'll just kind of like, I'll do a filter on, you know, whatever app I'm using or a wig or an outfit, and I'll let it come to me. [00:47:05] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:47:06] Speaker D: And then, like, my brain just kind of goes. And then I'll say lines. Like, I'll say three or four lines and I'll build off of it. And then I'm just like, oh, that's funny. Sometimes I don't even know if it's funny. I just put it out and I'm like, oh, it felt good. And then people are like, dude, this. A lot of times what happens is I'll put something out that I'm like, I got to get a video out today. Like, that that's decent. And then people fucking love it. I'm like, really? Well, you love that. I don't. I don't understand it. I don't understand the general point, but. [00:47:35] Speaker A: You don't have to as long as you are giving yourself a creative outlet, which is the biggest thing. And if it helps in any way, then, you know, dive into it 100%. But I find it to answer the question as well. It really does just kind of come. Come to you. Especially if I'm. If I'm writing a song. Like I might go to my producer's house and I'll be like, hey, this is kind of like what I'm thinking guitar wise or whatever. This is kind of what I want the shape of the song to be. I don't have any lyrics right in my head or melody in my head when I record is usually the first time I'm ever singing the song. [00:48:15] Speaker D: Yeah, that's crazy. [00:48:16] Speaker A: So what I'll do is I'll just start humming a melody, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And then I'll write some lyrics out. [00:48:23] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:48:23] Speaker A: Then I'll go right on the microphone and then whatever comes out, whatever. The first lyrics that are coming to my head. [00:48:28] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:48:29] Speaker A: I put those on the page or in your notes app nowadays. And then you just go from there. And then I'll tweak. [00:48:36] Speaker B: Okay. [00:48:36] Speaker A: This line doesn't really make sense. It's building a puzzle, right? [00:48:40] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:48:40] Speaker A: Which is really fun to do. [00:48:42] Speaker C: Like, so, like it's, it's. It's insanely crucial. Crucial as you know, like for a video and, and definitely as you know, is for music. You hook your first, like five seconds of like, getting, getting. That is what's going to draw them in. [00:48:54] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:48:55] Speaker C: So like you're creating. You're both in certain ways, creating hooks for people off the cuff, one way or another. Like, you might, like you said, recite that three, four lines and be like, all right, hold on. Maybe I could like divvy this up. Maybe I could change up. I gotta take one borrow. Maybe put it in front of this one and then change, string it out. It's like almost the same thing. You have like the attention to detail. So I mean, it's all. It really is just like, like I can give you. I can give you big inspirational puzzles. [00:49:20] Speaker A: I can give you an example. Now I did this the opposite. [00:49:23] Speaker C: I wrote the whole song and then found a beat. [00:49:26] Speaker A: No, I'm. I'm gonna show you. Yeah, just talk for a second while we look it up. [00:49:31] Speaker C: We'll talk for a second while he finds that dude. What's up, man? What's going on, guys doing? How's the driving? [00:49:37] Speaker B: Driving was fine. A little bit of. A little bit of traffic. [00:49:39] Speaker C: A little bit of draft. [00:49:40] Speaker B: Yeah, a little bit of traffic. What's he looking up? [00:49:42] Speaker A: So I just wanted to show you how I. I did. So I wrote a song about my son. It's called in your eyes, I found me. So I have the lyrics all filled out, but I have the music that I want. So it says slow, it's going to open up. Slow guitar lead with bass and rhythm halfway through. So the first, let's say four bars out of the eight bars are going to be just a guitar. [00:50:10] Speaker B: Okay. [00:50:11] Speaker A: Playing. And then halfway through, the rhythm is going to come in, and then just the bass. No drums yet. And then I'm going to start singing the verse. Then there's going to be, like, a break and a tom fill, and we'll go into, like, a pop punk beat. And then full band will stop playing. And then I'm going to go into the chorus. [00:50:30] Speaker C: Okay. [00:50:30] Speaker A: So you could see the layout. And it'll go back. [00:50:33] Speaker C: I was just going to say it sounds like you put a blueprint down for a house. [00:50:36] Speaker A: Yeah, exactly. [00:50:37] Speaker C: That's. That's what. That's what that kind of looks like. [00:50:40] Speaker D: That's cool. [00:50:41] Speaker A: I mean, I want my process. [00:50:43] Speaker C: So do you. [00:50:44] Speaker D: When you. Not to cut you off, but really quick. When you write that, like, you already have a melody in your head of how that goes when you write it. [00:50:51] Speaker A: I do. [00:50:51] Speaker D: All right. [00:50:52] Speaker A: I do. So now I'm gonna have to. Usually I will do the music first, and then whatever melody comes into my head because you don't know what key the song is going to be. Blah, blah, blah, blah. So you get to sing around that. This I did differently. I wrote the lyrics first because I wrote them about my son, and I know I want the lyrics to be that specific thing. So when I go to the studio, I'm gonna have to shape the music around that, which is gonna be different from my normal process. So that's. That's gonna be fun. And I. It's always hard to challenge yourself, and then the well runs dry. Like, when I finished my record, it took me almost two years to do my pop punk record. The well Ran dry. It's like I. Everything I through or experiencing those two years, I completely poured into it. Now I'm like, almost two years without putting any music out. Yeah, but it's for a purpose. It's like you need life to catch up to you and other things to happen. The birth of my son or whatever. Yeah, whatever. Whatever. [00:51:52] Speaker B: Surgery. [00:51:53] Speaker C: Surgery. [00:51:54] Speaker A: Surgery, surgery. I could do a surgery song. [00:51:59] Speaker B: I can't eat what I used to. [00:52:03] Speaker C: Really? [00:52:04] Speaker A: So the Pepto Bismol's not helping me. [00:52:09] Speaker B: You should do. Why don't you do some, like, a comedy album? Concept album. [00:52:14] Speaker A: A concept album or a comedy album? [00:52:16] Speaker B: Both. Comedy. [00:52:17] Speaker A: I don't think I. Listen, if you're gonna. If I'm gonna do a comedy album, it's gonna be all hip hop stuff. [00:52:23] Speaker D: 100% little dicky style. [00:52:25] Speaker A: 100%. Which. Which was. Me and him have been doing that since 2000 and whatever. [00:52:31] Speaker C: Yeah, since GarageBand. [00:52:33] Speaker A: Since GarageBand, like, first came. [00:52:35] Speaker C: That's a good. That'd be a question. When did GarageBand debut? [00:52:39] Speaker B: So 2005. [00:52:41] Speaker A: We actually did a song with, you know, Jake Scally. Yeah, we did a hip hop song about carrying all the groceries in the house in one trip. [00:52:51] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:52:52] Speaker A: And it's wicked funny. And we've never put it out. We were supposed to record a music video and it just never happened, which is typical. We talk about things and just the demo gets done. But I think that it would be on. Honestly, like, it would blow up if we started making videos of it. [00:53:08] Speaker D: So what. What would that take to just get that going? [00:53:11] Speaker A: We just got to film a video. The songs. We professionally recorded it already. [00:53:14] Speaker D: So you just got to do the video. [00:53:15] Speaker A: Just got to do the video. [00:53:16] Speaker B: You ready? You ready to drop a 16? [00:53:18] Speaker D: Absolutely. [00:53:19] Speaker B: Let's. [00:53:20] Speaker A: Absolutely. [00:53:21] Speaker D: I don't rap, but, yeah. I don't say. I don't like. You know what I mean? If I hear a beat and I'm. I get in. Into it. [00:53:27] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:53:27] Speaker A: That's all. We might. We'll take Jake off and put you on. [00:53:30] Speaker C: What year. What year did you say garage band debuted? [00:53:32] Speaker B: 2005. [00:53:33] Speaker C: 2000. [00:53:34] Speaker A: Have you ever worked. [00:53:35] Speaker B: Ah, I was cool. [00:53:35] Speaker D: Jake. Yeah. Jake. Jake was heavy on the. [00:53:43] Speaker C: The. [00:53:43] Speaker D: Its content. Stuff like. Like before. [00:53:46] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. [00:53:46] Speaker D: Really want to talk about, like, you know, for both of them. Because I. I like both of them guys. So I did a few things with him. I can't remember specifically what, but we filmed at the deli, like, twice. And then other stuff. We did a whole prank video. We were driving around with pizzas, walking up to people's houses. Yeah, Me, Jake, Tom, and a couple camera people who were just knocking on random people's doors. And I was doing, like, accents and stuff, pretending like, like, no, you have. [00:54:18] Speaker A: To take the pizza. [00:54:19] Speaker C: You have to take them. [00:54:20] Speaker A: They're like, I didn't order pizza. [00:54:22] Speaker C: What are you talking about? [00:54:23] Speaker D: Like, we got, like, cameras hidden in the bushes. And the object was to, like, get someone to actually pay for the fucking pizza. [00:54:30] Speaker A: Oh, that's so good. [00:54:31] Speaker D: But we never put it out. I don't know what the fuck happened. [00:54:34] Speaker C: Oh, that's the worst. [00:54:36] Speaker B: I was gonna say, bro. [00:54:36] Speaker C: I've never seen that one. [00:54:38] Speaker D: I've seen that big fat Italian guy, and he comes down, he's. [00:54:41] Speaker C: I didn't order pizza. [00:54:43] Speaker D: Pizza. I'm like, don't just throw me a soft box. I'm like, take the pizza. All right. [00:54:48] Speaker C: Let me. And he. [00:54:51] Speaker D: He's like. He's all right, hold on. He's like, yeah, take $3 for yourself. [00:54:54] Speaker B: Get out. [00:54:56] Speaker D: He took the pizza. The pizza was like, three hours. Like, did he really go upstairs and whack the pizza? [00:55:01] Speaker A: Yeah, probably. [00:55:02] Speaker C: Absolutely. [00:55:04] Speaker A: He. Absolutely. [00:55:05] Speaker B: He had a slice on the way up his ears. [00:55:07] Speaker C: That's a good one. [00:55:07] Speaker A: Oh, that's great. [00:55:08] Speaker B: That's a good. That's a good video. [00:55:10] Speaker A: Yeah. There's nothing worse than, like, making videos and then not putting them out. I hate that. It's like, that's specifically. We just talked about it with that video. It's like we took the time to a write the song, go back and forth. Okay, I want it like this. I want it like that. Then go to the studio, then lay the tracks down. It's just. You're putting so much time into it, and then for it to just die. [00:55:34] Speaker C: Yeah, just. [00:55:34] Speaker A: There's nothing aggravates me. [00:55:36] Speaker C: It's everyone that's put it out. It's everyone has a solo project. Right. Because you always have your hands on, and you can always do whatever you want with it. And you can, like, you said, like, wake up that one day and be like, I need to get a video out. Bang, bang, boom. It's different when you have multiple people. It's fun. It's awesome when, like, everybody's in the same room. You're all doing the same work. You notice, though, how much time you put into everything. And then if to not see it come to, like, full fruition. Like, that is just that any food. [00:55:59] Speaker A: Court that I put out, I film it. And then literally, I'm putting all the videos while on the ride home. Yeah, I'm putting all the videos together. I just want to bang it out. And I go home and I. I'll go take a. And record a voiceover and then post it. It's gone. See you later. [00:56:17] Speaker C: Yep. [00:56:17] Speaker A: You either like it or you don't. [00:56:19] Speaker D: The way my mind works is if I don't say, I'm so. I'm the biggest procrastinator. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why it took me so long to actually get a page out. Like, I had. I had just a personal page, and I was getting tagged with. With Tom and my brother and all the videos that I was doing at the deli. My brother's like, dude, you got to create a business page. Like, what are you doing? Oh, yeah, I'll do it. I'll do it. And like two years went by and I'm like, oh, fucking what am I doing? I'm not, I'm not doing it like in my head I'm like, oh, I'm doing so good. I'm like, no, dude, no, not. They're just showing up and filming with those guys and that's it. [00:56:53] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:56:54] Speaker D: Never gonna. [00:56:55] Speaker A: Well, it's not in turn helping you. [00:56:57] Speaker D: Right. [00:56:58] Speaker A: You know, which I mean, I feel like you should be. You should have 50,000 followers right now. It's 100. [00:57:08] Speaker D: It's creeping, it's creeping slow and it takes way over. [00:57:11] Speaker B: That should be way over. [00:57:12] Speaker A: Well, I mean, even if you look at Jake, when we were doing all the videos that we were doing, because we did a ton of videos with Jake, he had like probably the same amount of following, like 4 or 5,000. And now he's almost at Marcos level. [00:57:25] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:57:26] Speaker A: Granted the Danny 100 something, the Danny stuff completely took off and that's like he has full fledged leaned into it. [00:57:34] Speaker B: Kind of have to feed the beast, right? [00:57:36] Speaker A: Yeah, you got to feed the beast. Me personally, I have a problem. It's like I. That's just. It's a me thing. Has nothing to do against Jake at all. I just couldn't do that because I, I like, I like putting my hand in almost too many parts, you know? [00:57:51] Speaker C: I mean. Yeah, I mean, I think the best. [00:57:54] Speaker B: Way you got to do both, I think you got to feed the beast and. [00:57:57] Speaker C: Well, yeah, but it's a double edged sword. [00:57:59] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:58:00] Speaker C: I think whatever. Whatever works, works. If it's. If it's. It. Sometimes it is something as like, maybe it's something that you don't want to do as much. But that's what people like, right? I mean like, you're like, what? [00:58:11] Speaker B: Well, it's kind of. We've had the conversation with Tommy before too, about the deli. Like even he says like he'd like, you know, he'd like to do other stuff outside the deli where they're just not looked at as he actually, a lot of people actually think they work at the deli. They like, they actually came here. [00:58:25] Speaker D: You guys aren't here. [00:58:26] Speaker B: What's going on? [00:58:27] Speaker C: It don't work. [00:58:28] Speaker A: Yeah, actually I ran into Yano and he said he wants to come on the podcast. [00:58:31] Speaker B: Did he? All right, good. [00:58:32] Speaker D: That's my guy. [00:58:34] Speaker A: He's the best dude. [00:58:34] Speaker C: Love y in there, dude. That's like Al's right, dude, anytime you're in a skit, I immediately like if I'm scrolling quick And I. Oh, I stop and watch. I stop immediately. I just, I just. [00:58:44] Speaker B: What's he doing today? [00:58:46] Speaker C: I just recently I spread. It's an old one, but like the one you guys dress up is like the gothic kids. Like that's one of my favorite ones. So funny that, that one is so good, bro. That one was so good. [00:58:59] Speaker B: But you have your st. Black boy. [00:59:01] Speaker C: No, he asked for you. Like, can I get a pack of cigarettes? And the only reason why I found that so funny is because two, two days ago I'm in 711 grabbing a pack of batteries and I look behind me and I see like a tab and just this. Like, who the even buys that, bro? [00:59:18] Speaker B: You've never had told their own. [00:59:19] Speaker C: No, I was like, damn. I always see them everywhere. Even, you know, delis markets anywhere. And I'm just like. I'm like, dude, who the buys that? And then I'm watching the video and I started laughing, bro. It's. It's such a wide variety, I think. [00:59:36] Speaker A: Is there anything funner though than just being able to make stuff and put. You just put yourself out there. Who cares? I don't care if I get a thousand. I don't care if I get 500 views. Granted. I'm like, oh, damn, something. I must have done something to not get it to go. But it's just fun. I love making skits is like the funnest thing that we do. Because a. I'm like, I like, like my dream job would be to be a director. Like, I full fledged like love doing that. I love being behind the camera. I love setting up angles and fucking having a vision. Direct and having a vision. So some people might may say I'm like hard to work. It's just because it's so. I see this vision and I'm like, no, listen, just trust me. Like, trust the process and this is what it's going to be. It's like you can't see it. [01:00:27] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:00:27] Speaker A: You know, that's. [01:00:28] Speaker D: That's very hard working with other. Other people. [01:00:32] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:00:32] Speaker D: In that sense, like where you have this in your head and then you're. You're trying to convey that message to someone else and like, oh, like they're not embodying what you're seeing in your mind. So it's like, yeah, no, let me do it. Like, let me do it. [01:00:45] Speaker A: Just trust me. [01:00:46] Speaker D: That's why I like doing stuff. Not that I don't like working with other people, but like doing multiple characters which I haven't really tapped into as much because I can do it exactly the way I want to do it. And I can play each individual character and, like, showcase, like, real talent. You know what I mean? [01:01:01] Speaker A: Yeah, absolutely. We got to get you a makeup artist. [01:01:04] Speaker D: I know, like, sick, dude. That's where I'm at right now because, like, the. [01:01:08] Speaker A: Am I going to do filters? And it's. They're fine. It's a great placeholder. [01:01:11] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:01:13] Speaker A: We need to figure out, like, how to, like, if I'm going to make it my life's mission to get you a makeup artist. [01:01:18] Speaker B: Someone around here, there has to be. They could just, like, throw like a fake fucking guinea nose on them. Like a huge. [01:01:24] Speaker A: Well, the thing is, too, it's like, what's great about social media is people want to grow their business or whatever they're doing. So if they. You get someone that's starting out and they're doing. I would look up fucking whoever's doing visual effects and be like, hey, like, listen, I make these videos. I'll make you, like, a sponsor. Do me up, whatever. [01:01:43] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:01:44] Speaker A: There's got to be a way to do it. [01:01:45] Speaker C: Lou, what's the. What's an next. Like, what's the next thing that you're trying to check off? What's like that? What's that next thing that you're trying to go for? Whether it's like, build builds, you know, build your following, start getting involved more with brands or companies, kind of like local businesses around here or, you know, brands. [01:02:05] Speaker D: Brandon, for sure. I'm still kind of like, I'm a little shapeless with what my brand is, you know. [01:02:10] Speaker C: Right. [01:02:10] Speaker D: I'm just doing comedy videos and, like, you know, features and like that. So I'm still trying to come into, like, who I am as, you know, a brand. [01:02:19] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:02:19] Speaker D: Because for you to be successful in this, you have to be a walk in, you know what I mean, business. Like, you have to be through you. [01:02:26] Speaker C: Like a walking billboard. [01:02:27] Speaker A: You could. [01:02:28] Speaker C: That's how I look at. That's how I look at, like, that's how I look at Marco. So I interrupt you. [01:02:32] Speaker A: I was going to say is if you confuse Mako in you and if it was like, one person. [01:02:38] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:02:39] Speaker A: You would be taking over the entire world 100%. [01:02:42] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:02:42] Speaker A: There's one thing Mako is tremendous at is marketing himself. [01:02:46] Speaker C: Yes. [01:02:47] Speaker A: He is absolutely tremendous. [01:02:49] Speaker C: Yeah. You could talk to him like he, you know, and another kid that just chipped and chipped and chipped away at it, but he did. Marco's pretty damn good at doing that. He's pretty. Making himself, like Likable and, like, adjustable in any kind of pocket. He kind of just sits in. They don't mind having him because again, like, he laid that land out for himself. Like, you know, when you look at his stuff, you see what do you see what you get what you see? Or is that. Yeah. [01:03:11] Speaker B: But even, like, think about, like, how far Tommy and Chad have come. Like, how far? [01:03:16] Speaker A: Yeah, it's awful. [01:03:16] Speaker B: Oh, they're on private jets now. I don't. I don't know if anyone saw that coming that fast. [01:03:23] Speaker D: Sure. [01:03:23] Speaker B: I. I mean, I don't know if you guys did. I never saw it coming that fast. [01:03:26] Speaker C: No. [01:03:27] Speaker A: I never be able. We might never be able to get Tommy on this podcast. Never again. [01:03:30] Speaker B: Yeah, talk to the manager now. They get everything. [01:03:35] Speaker D: I will say, though, with, you know, with Purju, my brother. [01:03:38] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:03:39] Speaker D: He always told me, and I'm like, not that I doubted him, but I'm like. I'm like. He's like, dude, I'm telling you, this is gonna be like something insane. It's gonna be like, really big. You know, we want you to be a part of it. And I'm like, my ego. I was like, dude, I'm like, what are you talking about? He said, you know what I mean? Like, yeah, go east, Boston greaser. I mean, like the. Yeah, yeah. You do nothing. And he. I was like, my jaw hit the fucking table, you know? I'm like, damn. Like, his ability to, like, manifest stuff and, like, truly believe in himself and go and get and do what he says he's going to do is like, I've never seen anything like it. [01:04:12] Speaker A: It's awesome. [01:04:13] Speaker D: Yeah, it really is. [01:04:14] Speaker A: Imagine where they're going to be in five years if they're in Netflix. [01:04:17] Speaker B: No, now. [01:04:18] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah. You know, I mean, well, you're only sending. You're only opening up way more gateways for yourself and stuff like that, I think. [01:04:23] Speaker A: Absolutely. [01:04:24] Speaker C: When you see that firsthand, it's the same thing. Like, I'm looking at it too. Like, damn, they're really putting their foot down and they're really believing in something and they're going for it. And no matter what the outside north always says, they're still trying to go for it. I think that's the biggest devil that you fight in the world. That in that space that you're in is. Everyone's gonna tell you. [01:04:43] Speaker B: Self doubt every. Exactly. [01:04:45] Speaker C: Well, yeah, everyone's gonna. [01:04:46] Speaker A: Well, that's al. In a nutshell. [01:04:47] Speaker C: Everyone's gonna. Everyone's gonna tell you. [01:04:49] Speaker D: No, me too, though. That's How I've been my whole life. [01:04:51] Speaker B: I'm always like, this is trash. [01:04:53] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:04:54] Speaker D: Don't give it a chance. [01:04:55] Speaker A: See, I'm the exact opposite. I think everything I do is gold. [01:04:58] Speaker B: Yeah, well, that's why that's not a lot of trash. [01:05:00] Speaker A: Yeah, well, no, you gotta that. See that's the problem is you have to, you have to throw at the wall and see what sticks. [01:05:08] Speaker D: Absolutely. [01:05:08] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:05:08] Speaker D: You know, it's gonna keep plugging so much. [01:05:11] Speaker C: It's so much try. It's so much trial and error. But absolutely consistency and definitely like Al said, like, if you build a mindset of like, if you're so picky about what you do, you're like, I just don't know if that's gonna work. Honestly. Like now I gotta reshoot that and like, I gotta change the, the camera angle. Like put it out. Just put it out. You're gonna make, you're gonna make 50, 50 to 100 more of the same sense videos. You're killing yourself like you said. And you're gonna get yourself even more. You're gonna delay your time like you said. Oh, two years went by. [01:05:43] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:05:44] Speaker C: A week will go by now that video that you thought was relevant now. See you later. No, no, time's gone. [01:05:48] Speaker B: Maybe you should take that advice. [01:05:50] Speaker C: I am, I. [01:05:51] Speaker B: What do you think? [01:05:52] Speaker A: Take your own advice. [01:05:53] Speaker B: He's made one video since he stood stood here. [01:05:56] Speaker A: You know what he said? [01:05:57] Speaker D: What is your angle? What do you trying to pump out. [01:05:59] Speaker C: Me, man, I'm just trying to be romance body is what I mean, to be honest with you. As far as like it goes with like, for content. [01:06:10] Speaker B: Like gambling. [01:06:11] Speaker C: It's sports. It's sports. It's sports gambling. And it's huge right now. Yeah. And it's. And it's a little bit of. And it's a little bit of like, I obviously like you know, movies and certain. To a certain extent. But my, my whole problem is I can't even talk about nothing that has to do with content because I can't find a rhythm of consistency in myself. [01:06:31] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:06:32] Speaker C: You know, I, for some reason I have really good ideas. I have really good visions. I don't put all of it together and I don't play it out. I never just drag it out, you know, and that's just something that I bite myself for. And that's still why I'm back over. I'm back over at stop one or two instead of being at stop eight or nine, you know, working with whoever and popping up wherever. You know. I just think that that's hugely. Whatever it is. If it's consistency, it's every day. It's finding a way to put out a video and all that. And also, like Al said, self doubt. I let. I let someone influence me enough to tell me what I was doing wasn't like I. It wasn't realistic and it wasn't, you know, and it was child. Absolutely happy. Guess what? Justin's right. There's no better feeling. Just kind of to your point, there's no better feeling than when I can make people laugh or when people send me a video that I make and say, yo, this was hilarious. Made me laugh. When I get that message that, hey, this made me laugh today, I'm like, oh, well, I'm a superhero. [01:07:29] Speaker A: I think absolutely 100. [01:07:33] Speaker C: That's my high. My stupid little game model that I live by is I live to laugh. That's simply what I do. I tell everybody that I love to make people laugh. I love to laugh. I don't think life should be taken too seriously in that regard. So. But back to your question. That's my whole thing is I'm trying right now, trying to get myself back together. I'm trying to hone my. Myself in, but I'm trying to also make like, realistic. Realistic kind of progress in that way. [01:07:56] Speaker A: So if I can give just like, any more advice and I do this with my music that you haven't released in two years. What do you mean? [01:08:05] Speaker B: You haven't released in two years? And now let's hear the advice, though. [01:08:09] Speaker A: You're such a. Such a. You. You're making it for you. You're not making it for anybody. [01:08:18] Speaker B: Okay, I like that. [01:08:19] Speaker A: You're not making it for anybody else. Make it for you. It's gonna make you feel good. You put it out. If you feel good putting it out and it makes somebody else feel good. There is literally no better feeling in that. [01:08:32] Speaker C: Nothing. [01:08:32] Speaker A: None. I've had people message me and legit. Like, I'm not even trying to blow smoke. People send me messages being like, yo, your music saved my life. Like, I have message, I swear. [01:08:42] Speaker B: I know, I know. [01:08:43] Speaker D: It's insane. [01:08:43] Speaker C: You know? [01:08:44] Speaker A: Crazy. [01:08:44] Speaker D: Crazy. [01:08:45] Speaker A: It's crazy. [01:08:46] Speaker C: Yep. I've gone. I've gotten some. Some similar messages, too. I got. I got very nice messages from people that listen to the podcast. And I found out about things that people were going through. Yeah. That were like, dude, I fucking sound like such a little bitch when I talk about, like, my thing. And then people come into your DMs with, like, real Real legitimate, like, lifelong situation. [01:09:05] Speaker A: People were like, this is the. One of the best episodes. Me and Al wanted to kill ourselves the whole time. [01:09:10] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:09:10] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:09:10] Speaker C: I'm like, oh, I know. Yeah. People are messaging me, like, talking about feelings. I feel. I feel so. [01:09:15] Speaker A: Al hates feelings. [01:09:16] Speaker C: Like, I feel for you. I went through this, and I learned all this about these people. And first of all, I think, like, no one listens to our podcast. That's just fine in my mind. It's like, three to five people. Yeah. But there's these people that reach out, and then you get these messages, like, thank you for sharing that. That's very nice. Like, I've went through something similar here. This is what I've done. I'm like, damn, man. I'm like, all right. [01:09:34] Speaker A: We have people being like, how am I? Like a grown woman crying over Nico's breakup. Like, people leaving those comments like that. [01:09:42] Speaker C: It's just nice, obviously, like, to be felt that. But, like, like you said, at the end of the day, we're doing it for us. Love it. You love to make people laugh. You love to put on those different characters. I'm very. I'm very much the same way, you know? And it's natural, though. I'm not sitting there like, all right, who can I. Let me see if I can get Justin to laugh. It's very rare like that. It's very much more natural, and it's much more pleasing, like, to the person of, like, we're in the space that we're in. Why we make this stuff is because, like, this is, like, who we are. And now we're in a space where it's school, where we can, like, kind of, like, let it fly. [01:10:12] Speaker D: Right. [01:10:13] Speaker C: Like, you know, we all. [01:10:14] Speaker A: We all grew up making ourselves crack up. [01:10:18] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:10:18] Speaker A: Like, making each other. Sorry. Crack. [01:10:20] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:10:21] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:10:21] Speaker A: And where we are from a specific area in the world that just breeds this hardened, hilarious type of person. I don't know if it's just because we get shitty weather seven months out of the year, but we're. We're just a specific breed of person. People that live in Boston or the surrounding areas that just. Most people just. They. It's like. Like a fly trap. [01:10:49] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:10:49] Speaker A: They just are. What's it called? The Zappa thing. Bug Zappa. [01:10:55] Speaker B: Okay. [01:10:56] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. You just. You. You're attracted to it. [01:10:58] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:10:58] Speaker A: Go towards that light that they just. People just leech onto it and they love it. [01:11:05] Speaker C: Sure. Yeah. [01:11:06] Speaker B: I'm a little different. I got, like, different goals than you. I want, like, your videos. [01:11:09] Speaker A: You. [01:11:09] Speaker B: You know, how you music. You want to save people. I want for someone to see one of my videos and just murder somebody. That's what I want. I want the exact opposite. I want to take someone's life with one of my videos. That's the way I'm looking at it in general. I want to enrage someone. Like you go to Starbucks and they don't put enough ice in your coffee. You walk in there and you blow their brains out. That's kind of where I'm at. [01:11:31] Speaker C: But I'm even sure Dylan Roof. [01:11:34] Speaker A: Yeah, he's clearly a fucking psychopath. [01:11:36] Speaker C: That like this guy had no social media at all. Like, hated it two years ago. Hated it, right. Two and a half, two years ago, before we even start our podcast. Right. And now look at him. I'm pretty sure he has more followers now. [01:11:49] Speaker A: He's a soup. He's a. He's the superstar follows. [01:11:53] Speaker B: Let's relax. [01:11:54] Speaker A: That's it. [01:11:54] Speaker D: That was the first time I actually seen you. Now that I'm thinking of. It was doing something with Jake. I think that was the first time I've ever seen you on social media. Because I'm not. I wasn't big into it. I would never like, be on it and stuff. [01:12:07] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah. [01:12:09] Speaker D: And then ob. I got a little bit more into it with Tom, my brother Jake and seeing all them. And then I seen you on his videos. I'm like, oh, this kid's funny. [01:12:16] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:12:16] Speaker D: And then Richie Sincar, I seen him, I seen Richie Sincardi. And I was like, I was like, oh, what's up with that podcast? He was like, oh, they, they want to get Tom and your brother. [01:12:25] Speaker A: He's like. [01:12:25] Speaker D: But I was telling them, they, you know, we gotta get you on there. You know, you're funny. And I was like, cuz I would call you Guy Town. I was like, oh, Guy T's like, al, his name, Al. And I'm like, oh, yeah, Thing says Guy Town. I'm like, I don't know. [01:12:37] Speaker B: I was trying to be anonymous for a while, so. [01:12:40] Speaker C: And he was, dude, he would comment on my stuff. He followed me and commented on my stuff. I'm dead ass. For like four, five months. We were doing the podcast. I was like, dude, like, why don't you have an Instagram? He's like, I do, bro. [01:12:51] Speaker D: You didn't know. [01:12:51] Speaker C: Relax. [01:12:52] Speaker B: My mother, My mother didn't know till like three months ago. It's because she's like, who's this guy? Relax, Guy Tano. He looks just like my son Nico. Nico was there Right. She's like, what are you. [01:13:01] Speaker D: What are you talking about? [01:13:02] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, dude. I was like, mine blow. I was like, wait a minute. You don't. You don't know either. [01:13:08] Speaker B: She like, I followed him because he looked like you. Like, well, it's me. [01:13:11] Speaker D: You don't know your own son. [01:13:13] Speaker A: That's crazy. [01:13:15] Speaker C: He is such his own avenue, too. Like, this guy's like, he should definitely have a cigar sponsorship. Like, absolutely pumps the out of that golf. Like, I don't know how a golf brand hasn't reached out to him or. Or Nespresso. But, like, I'm sure you get personal. Like, have you ever gone personal messages from people that you never probably thought you'd maybe have an interaction with that. Yeah, I guess they've said, like, anything regarding, you know. [01:13:36] Speaker A: Yeah. They usually make fun of me. [01:13:38] Speaker B: They usually make fun of Justin. That's what I love. I like, that's what I want. I want to. [01:13:41] Speaker A: Al's whole personality is me. How can I just make fun of Justin in life? I'm his life. Crowd work. [01:13:52] Speaker B: He. Justin gets mad because one time someone slid in my DMs and was like, justin's getting peod. He got peod in his. In his thing. So someone dropped off like, stop a tr. How lazy is this kid that he's getting peep on? So I said it on the podcast when he's like, dude, these people, the dm, they were all watching me. Drove by your house. So you got. [01:14:12] Speaker A: It's crazy. [01:14:12] Speaker B: I. I called them lazy earlier. [01:14:14] Speaker A: I have a mini Koopa and I just had a kid. It's like, I'm not fitting my whole family of three in a Mini Cooper and going grocery shop and suck my. [01:14:24] Speaker D: Dick peapod guy about how miserable it is to go food shop. [01:14:27] Speaker A: It's horrible. [01:14:27] Speaker B: I lock a basket. [01:14:28] Speaker D: Unless you're like, unemployed and you can go on, like a Tuesday at exactly and dirty. [01:14:33] Speaker C: I'm gonna be honest. I love it. [01:14:35] Speaker B: You people. [01:14:36] Speaker C: I do I not Pe Pop. [01:14:39] Speaker A: You need to go, Nico. What you need to do for videos is get back into the. Do the Target things again. [01:14:45] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:14:46] Speaker A: I think that is such your niche, and it's so easy for you to just bang those out. [01:14:50] Speaker D: What's the Target? They want to hear about it. [01:14:52] Speaker C: So I, I. So I would go to Target very often, and I started to go there, and I was noticing when I would go to Target, I was going for one thing, but for some reason, I would come out, my car would be full. [01:15:05] Speaker D: Yeah. Oh, yeah. [01:15:06] Speaker C: So I was starting to really go To Target. And then I started to give it the name. I was like, oh, I'm at the red circle. I'm like, I'm at the red circle of hell on earth. And I would then show the sign, and it's like, I would go there. I'd be like, hey, I'm at Target today. I'm here for can. I'm here for whatever. At batteries. I remember one of the videos that people love. It was batteries. And I did my whole Target experience, walking from getting my coffee and, like, doing the whole thing. But, like, throughout the whole process of me being at Target, I was kind of like, showing their marketing in the west of, like, you get caught up in everything. Like, I was. I grabbed a Lego that I've never made before. I grabbed candles, I grabbed towels. I was like, I'm here for batteries. How are you gonna tell me I'm spending $182? I need batteries? It's like this place is. [01:15:50] Speaker B: It's like a black hole. [01:15:51] Speaker C: I'm like, this place is a skin. [01:15:54] Speaker D: Target tells you what you want. [01:15:57] Speaker B: I feel like I'm like that anywhere. It doesn't matter. Like, even if I go to, like. [01:16:00] Speaker A: I just love spending money. [01:16:01] Speaker C: Kelly's love product placement, though. [01:16:05] Speaker D: Yeah, I need that. I need this. [01:16:08] Speaker C: Exactly. So you see me go through chaps, and I had so. And I had. He's also right. Like, I had so much fun doing it because I think that it's so relatable. I think it's. I think it's. [01:16:19] Speaker A: I think I know Nico more than Nico knows Nico. I think that's who. [01:16:23] Speaker C: Yeah, that's. It could be like. It be like that. Sometimes I forget. Sometimes I forget. I know sportsman and marvel. I forget the other things that I like to do too. But. Yeah, that. Those. Those videos are good. Those videos are good. [01:16:37] Speaker A: I think you should hammer or. [01:16:40] Speaker C: I was gonna. I was supposed to do a video on making a steak in a. And a cast iron pan. I'm not gonna lie. I. I fucked that all up. I fucked it all up like, a bunch of times. No, but I fucked it up, like, cooking wise. Like, it just. It was just. Just like. [01:16:51] Speaker B: Well, you seem like you're a good cook. Seeing the videos dabble a little bit. Yeah. [01:16:56] Speaker C: You like to cook? [01:16:56] Speaker D: I almost do like to cook. I was actually. I worked at. So Reno's in East Boston. [01:17:02] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:17:02] Speaker D: I didn't work specifically there. Across the street, they had, like, a sister company. It's kind of like the waiting area for Reno, right? [01:17:08] Speaker B: With the bar. [01:17:08] Speaker D: Yeah, yeah. It Gets packed over there. So I was, I started as a. A dishwasher. And being a dishwasher, you kind of had to be like a prep guy. A prep guy? [01:17:17] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:17:18] Speaker D: So like I've been cooking my whole life, but that's where I was like actually, you know, behind the fucking, you know, kitchen and shit. And I started prepping. The guy ended up having heart surgery. The main cook, right, they were like, we need to cook. Like you want to step up? And I did it and I winged it for like seven months. And the food, they were like, dude, there's no drop off with sales. If anything, we went up a little bit. Like, your food's really good, it's awesome. And. But it's just like all techniques and stuff like that temperatures. But I do enjoy cooking for myself. Working, being a chef, like getting paid for it. Not for me. Yeah, it makes. It sucks the fun. It's like anything else. Like, like if you really love something and you want to do it, like don't do it for someone else and get paid for it, cuz you'll hate your life. You know what I mean? Do it for yourself. [01:18:06] Speaker A: You're going to work 90 hours and not make some money. [01:18:09] Speaker B: 120 degrees. Miserable. Yeah. [01:18:12] Speaker D: And then when you get slammed, you get like 20 tickets coming at once. You're like, dude, I quit in the weeds. [01:18:20] Speaker C: I remember the. I remember the cooks at Kelly's. There was some of my boys, so like I'd work on like the front line. Like that was one of the funniest. Dan was our boss at. At one point for sure. [01:18:30] Speaker A: Dan was your boss? [01:18:31] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:18:32] Speaker A: That Dan? [01:18:32] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:18:33] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:18:33] Speaker C: Which one? [01:18:34] Speaker A: Dan, Right there. [01:18:35] Speaker C: Yeah, I worked on the beach. I worked. Yeah, I worked. I worked. [01:18:38] Speaker A: Dan, do you remember? Remember Nico? [01:18:39] Speaker C: Not work. [01:18:40] Speaker D: You know, I can't be on camera. [01:18:42] Speaker C: I was there for, I was there for. [01:18:43] Speaker A: You don't have to be on camera. [01:18:44] Speaker C: I was there for a hobby. [01:18:45] Speaker A: I just want to know if you remember Nico. Can you tell us how he was as a. As a. [01:18:49] Speaker B: Took longer to cook than he was. What he say? [01:18:54] Speaker A: He goes, I'm sure he was a fine employer. [01:18:55] Speaker C: Yeah, that was great. Let me tell you. Oh my God. I don't know why John, the guy hired like eight of us from the hockey team. That was the funniest thing in the world. So we're there. Whatever. We're working. I see my boy, I'm like, I. He's like, did you just put through six hot dogs? And I was like, yeah. He's like, it. I'm Making myself one. So, like, I'm seeing the guy flipping. So, like, doing all the buns, burgers, everything in one hand, he's flipping the other hand. He's just kind of glizzy. Just straight going down. I'm like, I would gain so much weight being a cook. I'm like, how many times? I used to ask him. All the times, like, oh, we make food for ourselves all the time here with the. It's, like, sweltering. Yeah, bro. God bless. [01:19:33] Speaker B: Yeah. I mean, but yeah, like a bartender making themselves a drink, you know, like, that's happening. [01:19:38] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. No, of course. Of course. Constantly. But that's just, like. That's an ultimate perk. I'd love to be on the grill. But then, like, once 20 tickets come in, you're like, yeah, dude. Like, nah, I gotta go home. I gotta stop. [01:19:48] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:19:48] Speaker B: Everyone likes to, like, do something at their own house. Like, make a steak at your house. But then when that's. [01:19:52] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:19:52] Speaker B: I'm in the pressure. [01:19:53] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:19:54] Speaker D: I mean. [01:19:54] Speaker C: Yeah. Especially when, I guess. Yeah. Also, you know, people are coming out of their way to go and kind of get a certain type of service. Like, you know, I know you get very vocal about how you. How you sakes are done in certain areas. [01:20:07] Speaker B: Yeah. Are you kidding me? It's everything. [01:20:09] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:20:09] Speaker A: Yeah. Is everything. [01:20:11] Speaker B: Yeah. My mother loves to cook more than anybody in the world. She was a raging cunt behind the. [01:20:16] Speaker A: Line, horrible to work for. [01:20:19] Speaker B: So, like, we were in the restaurant business forever. She used to cook, and she was a nut, dude. Like, if you brought. If you brought food back, right? Like, after the customer was done, now we have big portions, so they just wouldn't want it, or they'd be walking around the city, right. And they just wouldn't want to rest. Wrap it up. So you'd go rape it up. She'd come from behind the line. Why'd they throw that out? Oh, I go, they don't. They don't want it. Ma go over them and ask them. I go, my already asked them. She would go out and ask him, was everything good with your food? Like, every single time? Not 24, seven. She'd be like, watching you. I'm like, I'm away to do, like, go watch your own. [01:20:52] Speaker A: Leave me alone. [01:20:53] Speaker B: Leave me alone. Don't worry about the food. I already asked them if they like it. [01:20:56] Speaker C: So. Yeah. So, yeah, worry about the other. [01:20:58] Speaker A: They're going. Ruins game. [01:21:00] Speaker C: Lady, your mother did that. All right? So now I just know it's in the family. My mother, too. We had a Small restaurant. My mom would do the same thing. She's like, what's wrong with it? [01:21:08] Speaker D: Yes. I think it's an Italian. [01:21:09] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:21:09] Speaker C: There's nothing. I said they're full. She's like, so why don't they take it to go? I said, they don't want it to go. She's like, let me go talk. No, no, no, no, no. Because I still need. [01:21:21] Speaker A: Please don't ruin my tip. [01:21:22] Speaker C: I need everything else. They're nice people. You're going to scare them where you are. A walking bad Yelp review. Get back. Stay there, stay there. She's like, this is getting ridiculous. Like, my plates are big. Some people can't eat it. But I think it is. I think like you're saying it is a personal thing. Like, it's like, you know what, though? [01:21:40] Speaker B: I find myself doing it too. Like, I'll make something for my family and then I'll be. I'm looking at my kid. I'm like, it's like. [01:21:45] Speaker D: It's conscious thing. [01:21:46] Speaker B: I like that. [01:21:49] Speaker C: You like that? [01:21:50] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:21:50] Speaker C: You like that? It's maddo. [01:21:52] Speaker A: I almost did a food quota on Sabrina last night. She made like. She just put chicken in the oven and some vegetables. When I tell you the saltiest and the most pep. I took one bite. First of all, my saliva evaporated for how much salt, dude. I looked like Jim Carrey, dude. In fucking Myself and myself and Irene. And then I start coughing. And then she's like, what's the matter? I go, did you take a bite yet? So she takes a bite and then she just starts laughing. She knows that she it up, dude. I go, I can't even eat it. Like, I genuinely. [01:22:28] Speaker B: She tried. [01:22:29] Speaker A: Listen, I know I'm not gonna knock. [01:22:31] Speaker B: Choke that down. [01:22:32] Speaker A: No, I ate the vegetables and I ate the rice, dude. I go, I can't have another. I go, don't give that to the baby. [01:22:44] Speaker D: Baby. [01:22:44] Speaker C: Dude. Where. Lou, where do you get like, most, like. Like most of your inspir. Like actors? Like, we were just kind of. You just mentioned Jim Carrey. That's what kind of popped in into my head. Where you get like most that inspiration from. So like kind of like 90s stuff. [01:23:01] Speaker A: Like, like everything we grew up on. [01:23:03] Speaker D: It has to be Adam Sandler, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, my favorite. [01:23:08] Speaker C: Like a Saturday Night Live type of person, type of personality. That's like that would you say is that. That's like your archetype, right? [01:23:13] Speaker D: Like, absolutely, yeah. [01:23:15] Speaker A: We got to be around the same age. How old are you? [01:23:17] Speaker D: I'm 34. [01:23:17] Speaker A: Okay, 37. Oh, I'm 37. You're 37 with 37. [01:23:22] Speaker B: 37. [01:23:23] Speaker C: I'm 30. [01:23:24] Speaker B: Getting old. Older and older. [01:23:25] Speaker A: Yeah. So, I mean, we. We all grew up basically in the same fucking. That's where like 90% of our humor comes from. It's just like we wish they still made movies like that. I don't know what the fuck they're. [01:23:37] Speaker B: Doing, but maybe they'll swing back. Retard's coming back. Say that. [01:23:42] Speaker A: Listen, we brought this podcast specifically. Brought back. [01:23:48] Speaker B: What other word are you trying to bring back? [01:23:49] Speaker A: I don't know. It starts with an F. I can't remember. What was it? [01:23:53] Speaker B: Yeah, fat for gooch. Yeah. [01:23:59] Speaker A: Yeah, we're trying to bring that one back too. [01:24:01] Speaker B: I think he should be able to bring it back. All these words like people. You're never going to say to someone that's actually that. So. No, I'm just going to call you two facts. [01:24:08] Speaker A: It's somebody that cuts me off in traffic. Yeah, well, you call your cousin that when he just is being. [01:24:14] Speaker B: Well, he did jerk off to a. [01:24:15] Speaker A: Yeah, he jerked off to a city photo. [01:24:19] Speaker B: So maybe we should. [01:24:20] Speaker A: Or maybe I give you bad. [01:24:23] Speaker C: However, like, I'll pay whatever amount of money to whatever hypnotist has to come into the show to make you soon. Not like to just drop that because I'm gonna end up. I'll tell you right now, it might not be. It might not be next week. It might not be the week after. I'll stop breaking things. I will become. [01:24:43] Speaker D: Because they know it gets you. [01:24:48] Speaker A: Sense of humor is. We will not only double down on making jokes, but like I might print the titty picture out and then like it's part of the backdrop of the. [01:24:58] Speaker C: I still have to do that. [01:24:59] Speaker A: That's awesome. [01:25:00] Speaker C: I actually think that T shirt would sell. Underdeveloped 30 year old. I think that a lot of people would kind of maybe like latch on to. [01:25:06] Speaker B: That would be good. [01:25:06] Speaker C: That would be a good one. [01:25:07] Speaker B: You are an underdeveloped. [01:25:08] Speaker C: So my mother. That's like the quote that my mother told me when I was going through all that. She was like, well, honey, you're an underdeveloped 30 year old. So that's why. That's why. That's why she took off. No money. No, honey, that's. I have. I should actually get the text. [01:25:20] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:25:21] Speaker C: Screenshot. It just. [01:25:22] Speaker B: No money. No honey. [01:25:23] Speaker C: It just says ma at the top. The contact. That. Yeah. Underdeveloped 30 year old mother saying that. [01:25:31] Speaker D: Dude, just like. [01:25:32] Speaker A: I think it was Pop. [01:25:32] Speaker C: For the course that started. That started all out war. Yeah, that started up. That's not a whole. Matt. My mother. My mother got a weird way of doing it, but she. I know. I know she does it from a nice place, but she sometimes, like, even so, her two sisters. We were at a family party. Her two sisters were right there, and she goes. One of. I think it was Al's mother goes underdeveloped 30 year old Rosine. Did you say that to your son? My mom. [01:25:59] Speaker A: What's wrong with that? [01:26:00] Speaker C: My mother did exactly what you just did. Started laughing like this. Like. She was like. She was like, ro. You said that. She was like, what? What? [01:26:09] Speaker D: What did I say, dude? [01:26:10] Speaker C: She's like, am I wrong? Am I wrong? I'm like, ma. Like. She's like, you don't have to. You didn't have to say it like that, right? I said. [01:26:16] Speaker A: She's like, yeah, him. [01:26:17] Speaker D: He'll be all right. I'm like, all right. Thanks, father. For me, there's no one who can piss me off, like, more than my mother. [01:26:23] Speaker A: No, I take that my mother just. [01:26:24] Speaker D: Knows how to get out of here. [01:26:25] Speaker A: And if you have an Italian mother. [01:26:27] Speaker D: She'S like, you're a loser. Your brother's on a. A plane with Wahlberg. [01:26:30] Speaker C: What are you doing? You're never gonna make your kid. You'd be a. [01:26:34] Speaker D: You know, you're funny. You doing with your life. [01:26:37] Speaker A: Thanks. [01:26:38] Speaker D: All right. [01:26:38] Speaker C: I love you. [01:26:39] Speaker D: See you next month. [01:26:40] Speaker A: I just wanted. If you want to know if you wanted something to eat, but. All right. [01:26:44] Speaker C: It's it. Mom. Moms can do it. I think Mom. I would. I wish I had my mom talk to me before my boxing match because she would have made me want to kill somebody. [01:26:53] Speaker D: Literally. Fight. [01:26:55] Speaker C: I should have just called my mother. I should have called my mother and been like, ma, I really need you to motivate me right now. Just be like, you're a loser. [01:27:02] Speaker A: You're gonna get knocked out. Yeah, you're gonna get knocked out in 13 seconds. [01:27:07] Speaker C: Yeah, it didn't even. [01:27:08] Speaker A: You didn't even practice. [01:27:09] Speaker C: Yeah, something like that. My mother. [01:27:11] Speaker A: Why'd you go to the gym for two weeks? [01:27:13] Speaker C: My mother can literally. Like, I could be in the best mood, I swear to God. And I have been. And my mother has made me, like, sour. Like, I'm just like, I hate everybody for the rest of the day. My dad, it's totally different with my dad. My dad's, like, super, like, normal. Super. Yeah, that's a good way to put it. [01:27:33] Speaker D: He's super. [01:27:34] Speaker C: But chill. My dad's super nice, normal dude. I'm one of the nicest souls to walk on earth. My mother, my mother, I call her Cruella, dude. Or Hella she. [01:27:43] Speaker A: I think it's like, I don't know what it is because I feel like Al's mom's not like this. My mother was like, they were a thousand percent cut from the same cloth. [01:27:52] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:27:52] Speaker A: But like, I don't know what it is. Like, Auntie Michelle and Al's mother are just the complete opposite. [01:27:59] Speaker B: Oh, they're so, so positive. Like, she's like, sometimes, sometimes I feel like I'll walk in and she'll just throw down a carpet. [01:28:06] Speaker A: The red carpet feel. [01:28:07] Speaker B: Yeah, she's the best. So, like, I got like a fan. My number one fan, dude. [01:28:10] Speaker D: Must be nice. [01:28:11] Speaker C: Yeah, that is nice. I walk in, my mom's like, can you take up the garbage? [01:28:14] Speaker A: I'm like, my mother was a demon. [01:28:20] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:28:21] Speaker D: I always wanted a supportive mother. So. Yeah, you can let us know with that. [01:28:24] Speaker C: Yes. [01:28:25] Speaker A: Thanks for rubbing. [01:28:27] Speaker B: Like, came to my men's league basketball game last week, cheering. [01:28:32] Speaker A: How am I. How did I not know? Like, how I went there and filmed a 30 for 30 at his men's league basketball. And I made a video. [01:28:41] Speaker C: Great video. [01:28:42] Speaker A: I wish I knew that your mother was there because that would have been. [01:28:46] Speaker B: So the whole team's like, you got to come back every week because I was balling out. [01:28:49] Speaker A: Were you balling? You were trying to put on for your mom? I. [01:28:51] Speaker B: That's what it was. [01:28:52] Speaker A: That's okay. [01:28:52] Speaker B: She was there. [01:28:53] Speaker C: That's it, bro. [01:28:54] Speaker D: Banging threes. I think I've seen a couple highlights. [01:28:56] Speaker B: Yeah, I was banging some threes last week. We'll see what happens this week. I think I got the form. [01:29:00] Speaker D: You going to lay this? [01:29:01] Speaker B: 16, 14. Hey, 16 points, 14 rebounds. Hey, hanging and banging. [01:29:06] Speaker C: I actually walking double, double. I seen the double trouble. I seen the clips. I. You hustle more than I thought you would hustle. [01:29:14] Speaker B: Well, first of all, I played the competition. Like, I didn't think they were going to hustle, but I was like, oh, it's old man basketball. It's like over 35, right? [01:29:22] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:29:22] Speaker B: So I think in my head I was thinking like, oh, we're going to. It's going to be like grown ups. Like that scene with the two fat guys. Guys, don't. Don't go down the other end. That's what I thought it was gonna be like. But these guys, some of them like 50, full court, pressing, running as hard as they can. I'm like, Jesus Christ. [01:29:37] Speaker A: They relive in the glory days. [01:29:40] Speaker B: So then you got to kind of play up because you can't just be that. Even though Merck runs from three point to three point. [01:29:45] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:29:46] Speaker B: He hasn't got a rebound the whole. [01:29:47] Speaker A: Not one. [01:29:48] Speaker B: Shoot the lights out. [01:29:48] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:29:49] Speaker B: But my point is, is like, that. That's what you could do. I don't want to be, like, the laziest person on the right. [01:29:55] Speaker A: Yeah, no, you. That'll be Merc always. [01:29:56] Speaker B: So I try hard. I can't shoot that well. [01:29:58] Speaker A: But one thing I. I don't really like to give him any credit. I will give them credit because I went to the game, they had no subs, so they. He played the entire back to back five people the whole game. So I'll give him credit. And it's, like, not something I usually like to do. [01:30:14] Speaker D: I don't think I could do it. [01:30:15] Speaker B: I got another game tonight. It'll probably only be 5 again, so you could definitely do it. Dude. It's not that hot. [01:30:19] Speaker D: Where do you play at Riviera. [01:30:21] Speaker B: Yeah. In Riviera? [01:30:22] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:30:22] Speaker B: Hill School. [01:30:23] Speaker D: Okay. [01:30:24] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nico. I asked Nico to go and he just, like, ghosted me. He didn't even. [01:30:28] Speaker C: I told. I apologize. I answered you. I said, I. First of all, I said, great video. And I said, I'm sorry. [01:30:35] Speaker A: I'll take it back. I won't. [01:30:36] Speaker D: The same league with. With like, Derek the Barber. Is that a different one? [01:30:39] Speaker B: He's in the Monday league. Yeah, he's in the younger kids league. [01:30:42] Speaker D: Okay. [01:30:42] Speaker B: He should probably go up, but. Yeah. This is the Tuesday. Do you play in it? [01:30:47] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:30:47] Speaker D: All right. [01:30:48] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:30:48] Speaker A: Do you play against. Have you played against him yet? [01:30:50] Speaker B: Who? [01:30:51] Speaker A: Patrigno? [01:30:52] Speaker B: I play Vers him tonight. [01:30:53] Speaker A: Oh, that might be a good game to come to. [01:30:56] Speaker B: He could shoot. He had some shots. [01:30:58] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:31:00] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:31:00] Speaker C: All right. [01:31:01] Speaker D: Is there anything playing tonight? Yeah, I'm popping in. [01:31:04] Speaker B: Come in. [01:31:04] Speaker D: I'm coming. [01:31:04] Speaker B: Richie will be there. Richie's our coach. [01:31:06] Speaker D: No shit. [01:31:07] Speaker B: Richie's in there just because he's got to hurt his knee, dude. [01:31:11] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:31:11] Speaker B: Richie's funny. [01:31:13] Speaker A: Is there anything that you guys want to dig into before we land the ship? [01:31:18] Speaker B: No, I think we got most of it. Go. Follow on and fucking everything at. It's Lou Champy. I think there's two dashes between the. It's Lou and the champ. Champy. [01:31:28] Speaker A: Underscores, underscore. [01:31:30] Speaker B: Yeah. The funniest to do it. I mean, hopefully this creates a relationship where we can start doing stuff with them as well. Love to have them Back on for sure. [01:31:39] Speaker A: Absolutely. [01:31:41] Speaker C: I have. Okay. You just reminded me. I'm sorry. I have no. I have the best skin in the world to show them after we're off. The one that I sent to you that said, like, yo. [01:31:48] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. [01:31:49] Speaker C: I said, wait a minute. I have one for me and you that I think could possibly. [01:31:53] Speaker B: We're gonna try to get in the lab with Lou. That's all we're trying to say. [01:31:56] Speaker A: We're trying to. [01:31:57] Speaker B: It's finally. It's good to finally actually meet him in person. Great guy. Real funny. I still don't know if that beginning pot was a bit. He was. He got real serious real fast on us. [01:32:08] Speaker C: My first time on a podcast, so. [01:32:10] Speaker B: I'm like, this is your first time we popped your cherry. [01:32:12] Speaker D: Yeah. You guys. My first podcast before, so I'm like. [01:32:15] Speaker B: I love popping people. [01:32:16] Speaker D: I'm like, I don't know what to do with my head. So I'm like. And then I heard it come out of my. [01:32:23] Speaker A: Tell us a little bit about yourself. He's like, well, I just go off a little. [01:32:29] Speaker D: You know? [01:32:30] Speaker C: Hey, man, love it. I love it. [01:32:32] Speaker A: Love being great. Yeah, absolutely. They. They tend to be the best episodes. Lou, is there anything that you would like to. To plug or say about yourself where the people can find you? Any. Any closing thoughts for yourself? [01:32:44] Speaker D: I'm mainly. Instagram right now is my main focus. I do have a TikTok, but I don't really show it the love that I should be. [01:32:50] Speaker A: Sure. [01:32:51] Speaker D: So Instagram. Instagram, you can see me on its content with the deli boys. I'm featuring a lot of their stuff, but my personal page is what I'm trying to get going right now. So you guys can follow me on Instagram. Check out the page. [01:33:05] Speaker A: What's the name? [01:33:06] Speaker D: It's Lou Champy. It's Underscore Lou Underscore champion trying to rebrand. [01:33:15] Speaker B: And when. When you get on that private chat with Wahlberg, I'm gonna say your mother for you. I know you're going big. [01:33:25] Speaker A: All right, so, like, subscribe the podcast. Like, subscribe Blue. Like, subscribe Nico. He needs some love. He needs some motivation in his life. [01:33:36] Speaker C: I'm good, Brian. [01:33:37] Speaker B: Still send the pictures. [01:33:38] Speaker A: Feel free to send Nico all the tid pics. [01:33:40] Speaker C: Yes, we all don't do that. I'm dead serious, because then I'm gonna look up your number, and I'm gonna come to your house. Me and Lou. Lou dressed up. I'm have Lou dressed up as a penguin, and we're just gonna start we're. [01:33:51] Speaker D: Gonna come like Jay and Silent Bob at the end. [01:33:56] Speaker C: Yeah. We're just gonna start cracking. It's gotta ask zero question. I'm just gonna show up at the address, so. [01:34:02] Speaker A: All right, guys, great episode. Thank you. We'll see you next week, maybe. I might be dead. [01:34:08] Speaker B: Oh, that would. [01:34:20] Speaker D: It.